E1440 - Is Kosugi the Watermelon Thief? / Maruko Secretly Tails Big Sis Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] SUGIYAMA/OHNO     Everyone, gather around! [00:02] SUGIYAMA/OHNO     Chibi Maruko-chan is about to start! SIGN    Chibi Maruko-chan [01:27] NARRATOR/I     Let it begin! SIGN    Is Kosugi the Watermelon Thief? SIGN    Ice cream [01:29] [SONG] SIGN     Sweets Shoppe Mitsuya SIGN    Oden [01:30] MARUKO     "Is Kosugi the Watermelon Thief?" [01:40] MARUKO     Kosugi. [01:42] KOSUGI     Oh, it's just you, Sakura. [01:43] MARUKO     What on earth are you doing here? [01:46] KOSUGI     Check out those watermelons. [01:49] MARUKO     Wow, those are huge! [01:52] MARUKO     I didn't know you could grow     them in a home garden. [01:55] KOSUGI     Looks yummy, huh? [01:57] MARUKO     Don't tell me you're thinking     about stealing and eating it... [02:01] KOSUGI     O-Of course I'd never do that! [02:04] KOSUGI     But I bet those watermelons     are sweet and tasty! [02:08] MARUKO     Really? How do you know? [02:10] KOSUGI     Watermelons with dark-colored stripes with     clear, sharp borders are sweet and yummy. [02:18] MARUKO     Is that so? [02:19] KOSUGI     I heard it from the     greengrocer, so it's legit. [02:23] KOSUGI     Boy, I wish they'd let me have a bite of it! [02:27] MARUKO     Jeez, look at you drooling. [02:30] MARUKO     Wipe your mouth. SIGN    Sakura [02:34] HIROSHI     Kosugi is the dude who ran out of his     house holding the rice cooker, right? [02:34] [SONG] SIGN     Sato Sake Shop [02:39] MARUKO     Now that you mention it, that did happen. [02:42] (Flashback) KOSUGI     This is mine! [02:45] (Flashback) KOSUGI     I'll be eating all of this! SIGN    Always have a     parking brake     in your heart [02:49] (Flashback) HIROSHI     Hm? [02:50] HIROSHI     He darted past with an incredible speed. [02:54] SUMIRE     He must have wanted his seconds so badly. [02:56] MARUKO     He said he wanted to have all     rice from the rice cooker. [03:01] SAKIKO/SUMIRE/HIROSHI/TOMOZOU/KOTAKE     All rice?! [03:02] MARUKO     Apparently, he ate it in     a parking lot, standing. [03:05] SAKIKO/SUMIRE/HIROSHI/TOMOZOU/KOTAKE     Standing?! [03:06] MARUKO     Kosugi's appetite is bottomless. [03:10] MARUKO     I mean, he even had a whole     watermelon as a snack. [03:15] SAKIKO/SUMIRE/HIROSHI/TOMOZOU/KOTAKE     A whole watermelon?! [03:17] MARUKO     That's right. [03:18] MARUKO     He did have a stomachache     afterwards and had a rough time. [03:23] HIROSHI     Of course he would. [03:24] SAKIKO     But can a whole watermelon     really go into your stomach? [03:29] MARUKO     In Kosugi's stomach, it can. [03:34] NARRATOR/I     Next day... [03:35] MARUKO     So I asked him, "Don't tell me you're     thinking about stealing and eating it." [03:40] MARUKO     And he got so flustered... [03:41] TAMAE     I doubt he'd actually steal a     watermelon from someone's house. [03:46] MARUKO     I know, right? [03:47] MARUKO     But when it comes to food,     Kosugi can get, you know, a bit crazy. [03:53] TAMAE     I know what you mean... [03:55] MARUKO     Hey, Tama-chan. [03:56] MARUKO     Do you wanna go check it out? [04:02] MARUKO     It's gone! [04:03] TAMAE     Huh? [04:04] MARUKO     There used to be four, and now one's missing! [04:09] TAMAE     Maybe the people of this     house picked it to eat it. [04:12] MARUKO     That may be true, but... [04:16] YAMADA     Sakura, Honami, what are you up to? [04:19] YAMADA     You wanna play together? [04:21] MARUKO     Yamada, that's the last thing on our     minds right now because of Kosugi. [04:27] YAMADA     I saw Kosugi-kun just there a moment ago. [04:29] MARUKO/TAMAE     What?! [04:30] MARUKO     Did he happen to have a watermelon? [04:33] YAMADA     A watermelon? I don't think so. [04:36] YAMADA     He did have a furoshiki bag. [04:38] YAMADA     I wonder what was inside. [04:41] MARUKO     It's a watermelon. [04:43] YAMADA     Watermelon? [04:44] MARUKO     He stole a watermelon. [04:47] YAMADA     I guess he was looking around right and left. [04:50] MARUKO     I knew it. [04:52] TAMAE     Anyhow, let's find him. [04:55] MARUKO     You're right. [04:56] MARUKO     Yamada, which way did he go? [05:00] MARUKO     We've got to hurry, or he     might devour the whole thing. [05:02] TAMAE     Let's hurry! [05:07] MARUKO     Oh, there he is! Kosugi! [05:10] KOSUGI     Wh-What's up? [05:12] MARUKO     That's a watermelon, isn't it? [05:14] KOSUGI     W-Why would you say that?! [05:16] TAMAE     If that's true, then you should return it! [05:19] KOSUGI     Huh? What are you talking about? [05:21] MARUKO     Kosugi, we'll come with you. [05:24] KOSUGI     G-Give me a break! [05:29] KOSUGI     Bye now! [05:31] MARUKO     Kosugi, come back! [05:38] MARUKO     Let's pincer him. [05:39] MARUKO     Tama-chan and Yamada, you follow     Kosugi. I'll go around this way. [05:43] TAMAE     Okay! [05:44] YAMADA     Understood. [05:55] MARUKO     Kosugi! [05:57] MARUKO     There's no way out for you. [05:59] TAMAE     Kosugi! [06:00] KOSUGI     I'll never return it!     Because it's the watermelon I was gifted! [06:07] TAMAE     Someone gave it to you? [06:09] MARUKO     You didn't steal it? [06:11] KOSUGI     I'd never do such a thing. [06:13] KOSUGI     I was looking at the     watermelons there earlier... [06:17] (Flashback) MAN     Hm? Can I help you? [06:19] (Flashback) KOSUGI     Huh? Um... it's nothing... [06:22] (Flashback) KOSUGI     Your watermelons look so tasty, so... [06:25] (Flashback) MAN     You really think so? [06:27] (Flashback) MAN     I grew them with lots of love and care. [06:30] (Flashback) KOSUGI     They're so big and their     stripes are beautiful! [06:33] (Flashback) KOSUGI     I'm sure it's sweet and yummy! [06:35] (Flashback) MAN     Would you like to taste it? [06:37] (Flashback) KOSUGI     Yes! I wish I could have even a bite of it. [06:43] (Flashback) MAN     Well then, you can have one. [06:45] (Flashback) KOSUGI     Really?! Are you sure? [06:47] (Flashback) MAN     Yes. The watermelon would be happy     if a boy like you would enjoy it. [06:52] (Flashback) KOSUGI     Thank you! Thank you! [06:56] MARUKO     I see. [06:57] TAMAE     So you didn't just take it. [07:00] YAMADA     I'm glad Kosugi-kun wasn't     the watermelon thief. [07:06] MARUKO     Wow, it looks good! [07:09] KOSUGI     That man said watermelons are the     best when it's freshly harvested. [07:13] TAMAE     Is that so? [07:14] MARUKO     So, here's a suggestion— [07:17] KOSUGI     No. [07:18] MARUKO     Huh? I haven't said anything yet. [07:21] KOSUGI     You want some of this watermelon, right? [07:23] KOSUGI     No way! [07:25] MARUKO/I     He saw through me. [07:27] KOSUGI     But the problem is,     where am I going to eat this? [07:31] MARUKO     Where? [07:32] MARUKO     Not at home? [07:34] KOSUGI     If I take it home, my Ma will say     I can't have the whole thing. [07:39] KOSUGI     Since it would give me a stomachache... [07:41] MARUKO     Well, I'm not surprised. [07:44] KOSUGI     So I was looking for a place     to eat it outside of my home. [07:47] KOSUGI     Is there any good place? [07:50] YAMADA     Then why don't you eat it at a playground? [07:54] KOSUGI     If I ate it there,     everyone would want a piece of it! [07:58] TAMAE     And you'd need a knife and a cutting board. [08:01] MARUKO     That's true. [08:03] MARUKO     Then how about my home? [08:05] KOSUGI     Your house? [08:06] MARUKO     But in exchange, let us have some freshly     harvested watermelon, all right? [08:12] KOSUGI     What?! [08:15] MARUKO     What's it gonna be? [08:16] MARUKO     Are you okay with eating a tiny     piece of it at your own home? [08:22] KOSUGI     I've got no choice. Fine. [08:24] MARUKO     That's the spirit! [08:26] KOSUGI     But one slice each. [08:28] MARUKO     Okay! [08:42] KOSUGI'S MOM     Futoshi. [08:43] KOSUGI     M-Ma. [08:45] MARUKO/TAMAE/YAMADA     H-Hello. [08:47] KOSUGI'S MOM     Hello. What are you doing here? [08:50] KOSUGI     N-Nothing... [08:52] KOSUGI'S MOM     Huh? [08:53] KOSUGI'S MOM     What are you carrying? [08:55] KOSUGI     It's nothing! [08:57] MARUKO     H-Hey! [09:02] KOSUGI     It should be safe, running all the way here. [09:04] MARUKO     Jeez, Kosugi! [09:06] MARUKO     Don't start running without warning! [09:09] KOSUGI     What was I supposed to do? [09:10] KOSUGI     If Ma sees this, that's the end of it. [09:13] KOSUGI     Ah, I can't wait to eat it! [09:16] KOSUGI     My sweet watermelon... [09:24] WATERMELON     I'm super sweet and tasty! [09:27] KOSUGI     I know, I know! [09:32] YAMADA     What's this? [09:43] KOSUGI     Come back, my watermelon! [09:52] KOSUGI     My watermelon! [09:56] KOSUGI     Ma?! [10:02] SIGN     Kosugi [10:02] KOSUGI     Looks so yummy! [10:05] KOSUGI'S MOM     Dig in, everyone. [10:08] KIDS     Thank you for the food! [10:18] KIDS     So sweet! [10:20] MARUKO     So good, huh? [10:22] TAMAE     Much sweeter than the ones I usually get! [10:26] YAMADA     I can keep on eating! [10:28] KOSUGI     Not on my watch! [10:32] KOSUGI'S MOM     Futoshi! [10:34] KOSUGI'S MOM     Don't be so greedy! [10:36] KOSUGI'S MOM     You're supposed to share it with everyone! [10:38] KOSUGI     Okay... [10:41] NARRATOR/I     They finally got to taste the delicious     watermelon after a lot of commotion. [10:46] NARRATOR/I     Maruko and her friends were     deeply satisfied, except... [10:50] NARRATOR/I     It wasn't satisfying enough for Kosugi. [10:53] KOSUGI     I want to eat more! SIGN    Ice cream [11:01] [SONG] SIGN     Sweets Shoppe Mitsuya SIGN    Maruko Secretly Tails Big Sis SIGN    Oden [11:02] MARUKO     "Maruko Secretly Tails Big Sis." [11:09] MARUKO     Grandpa. [11:14] MARUKO     What's the matter? [11:15] MARUKO     Anything troubling you? [11:17] TOMOZOU     Oh, Maruko. [11:19] TOMOZOU     There's a haiku group tomorrow,     so I have to come up with some. [11:24] TOMOZOU     But nothing is coming to me. [11:27] MARUKO     I see. [11:28] MARUKO     I was going to hang out with     you, but I guess you can't. [11:33] TOMOZOU     What?! [11:34] MARUKO     How boring. [11:36] TOMOZOU/I     I-I disappointed Maruko. [11:40] TOMOZOU/I     But I have to make three haiku for tomorrow. [11:43] TOMOZOU/I     Still, I want to hang out     with Maruko... I want to! [11:49] NARRATOR/I     Tomozou felt like his heart     was torn in two. [11:54] MARUKO     Big Sis. [11:56] SAKIKO     Don't scare me like that! [11:57] MARUKO     Are you going somewhere? [11:59] SAKIKO     I am. [12:00] MARUKO     Where are you going? [12:01] SAKIKO     Why do you care? It's none of your business. [12:04] MARUKO     Hey, take me with you. [12:07] MARUKO     I'm bored out of my mind. [12:09] SAKIKO     No way. Nothing good will come     out of it if you come along. [12:13] SAKIKO     Don't you dare follow me. [12:15] MARUKO     What? You're so mean. [12:18] SAKIKO     I'm off! [12:21] MARUKO     I wonder where Big Sis is going. [12:24] MARUKO     Maybe I'll secretly tail her. [12:28] TOMOZOU     Maruko! [12:29] MARUKO     Grandpa. [12:31] TOMOZOU     I wanted to make time to hang out with you, [12:33] TOMOZOU     and it helped me come up     with haiku, just like that. [12:36] TOMOZOU     Now, let's play! [12:38] MARUKO     I'm okay. [12:39] TOMOZOU     You're okay? [12:41] MARUKO     I don't have time for that right now. [12:43] MARUKO     I need to go after Big Sis. [12:45] TOMOZOU     Did she do something? [12:48] MARUKO     She was acting weird. [12:51] MARUKO     It bothered me. [12:53] TOMOZOU     I don't know the details, but I     wouldn't want her to get into trouble! [12:57] TOMOZOU     I'm coming too! [13:06] MARUKO     She told me not to follow her and     didn't tell me where she was going. [13:11] MARUKO     I'm telling you, she's hiding something. [13:15] TOMOZOU     What on earth is going with her...? SIGN    Offering [13:22] MARUKO     Is she meeting with someone? [13:24] TOMOZOU     I wonder who she's waiting for. [13:29] MARUKO     What could that be? [13:30] TOMOZOU     It looks like a present to me. [13:33] MARUKO     Meeting someone, a present... [13:38] TOMOZOU     Could it be... [13:39] MARUKO/TOMOZOU     A date?! [13:41] TOMOZOU     No way! [13:42] TOMOZOU     What kind of person is she seeing?! [13:44] TOMOZOU     If they're a good-for-nothing,     I will not stay quiet! [13:47] KOYAMA     Sakura! [13:49] KOYAMA     I'm sorry, did I make you wait? [13:51] SAKIKO     Not at all, I just got here. [13:54] SAKIKO     Here you go. [13:56] MARUKO     Koyama-kun?! [13:57] TOMOZOU     Koyama-kun, really?! [13:59] MARUKO     Wh-Wh-Wh-What is the meaning of this?! [14:01] TOMOZOU     Why is Koyama-kun meeting with Big Sis? [14:04] MARUKO     Koyama-kun is Yoshiko-san's crush... SIGN    Takahashi Yoshiko SIGN    Diary Exchange [14:08] NARRATOR/I     Maruko and Tomozou once peaked at the diary     exchange between Big Sis and Yoshiko-san, [14:14] NARRATOR/I     and learned Yoshiko's secret. [14:17] TOMOZOU     I can't believe Koyama-kun     is the one she's seeing... [14:22] MARUKO     Wh-What do we do? [14:24] MARUKO     Is this what you'd call... a thieving cat? [14:30] MARUKO     I saw it in a TV drama. [14:34] MARUKO     Grandpa, I'll go stop Big Sis. [14:37] TOMOZOU     But Maruko! [14:39] MARUKO     Huh? [14:41] TOMOZOU     You cannot put a stop to     someone from falling in love. [14:46] MARUKO     Grandpa... [14:52] SAKIKO     Thanks for the book. [14:54] KOYAMA     Sure, if I find something     interesting, you can borrow it. [14:59] MARUKO     A book? [15:01] TOMOZOU     So it wasn't a date. [15:07] MARUKO     Big Sis has somewhere else to go? [15:12] YAMADA     Oh? If it isn't Sakura. [15:14] MARUKO     Yamada. [15:15] YAMADA     Hello, Sakura's grandpa. [15:17] YAMADA     What are you doing here? [15:20] MARUKO     Yamada, you're being too loud! [15:24] YAMADA     What's going on? [15:26] YAMADA     I'm bored. Let's play together, let's play! [15:30] MARUKO     We're in the middle of     something, so there's no time! [15:33] MARUKO     We're chasing after my sister. [15:36] YAMADA     If you're chasing after her,     you've got to be louder. [15:40] YAMADA     Hey! [15:40] MARUKO     Don't! [15:42] MARUKO     We're doing it covertly! [15:44] YAMADA     What? That sounds like detectives! [15:47] YAMADA     Sounds fun, let me join you! [15:50] YAMADA     Sneak, sneak... [15:51] MARUKO     No, you can't! [15:54] YAMADA     I want to play detectives too... [15:56] MARUKO     You can't if you're so loud! [15:59] TOMOZOU     Yamada-kun, maybe we'll play some other time. [16:03] MARUKO     Where did Big Sis go? [16:13] TOMOZOU     Did Big Sis come here     to enjoy the sunflowers? [16:19] MARUKO     A drink, huh? I'm getting thirsty too. [16:24] [SONG] SIGN     Sweets Shoppe [16:26] MARUKO     Listen, do you want to get     something to drink over there? [16:33] MARUKO     Pardon! [16:34] TOMOZOU     Excuse us! [16:35] FEMALE STAFF     Huh?! Yes...? [16:37] MARUKO     I'd like ramune soda. Make it two, please. [16:39] TOMOZOU     Quickly, if you can. [16:41] FEMALE STAFF     S-Sure... [16:45] MARUKO     So good! [16:46] TOMOZOU     Nothing beats ramune soda in summer. [16:49] TOMOZOU     Blue sky, refreshing aroma of ramune... [16:54] MARUKO     Oh no! Big Sis is leaving! [16:57] MARUKO     Grandpa, you've gotta drink up! Now! Hurry! [17:00] TOMOZOU     O-Okay. [17:03] TOMOZOU     Thank you! [17:06] FEMALE STAFF     What was that...? [17:13] SAKIKO     Let's see... [17:24] MARUKO     I wonder what they are talking about... [17:37] TOMOZOU     What were they talking about? [17:40] TOMOZOU     I'm dying to know. [17:41] MARUKO     I'll go and ask. [17:45] MARUKO     Hey, hey! [17:47] GIRL     Huh? Me? [17:50] MARUKO     Yes. I'd like to ask you something. [17:52] MARUKO     But I assure you, I'm not suspicious. [17:54] NARRATOR/I     No, you are plenty suspicious. [17:56] GIRL     What is it? [17:59] MARUKO     Big Sis is looking for a     variety store with a red roof. [18:03] MARUKO     But that girl didn't know. [18:06] TOMOZOU     I-I see... [18:08] MARUKO     What's the matter, Grandpa? [18:10] TOMOZOU     I need to use the bathroom... [18:13] MARUKO     Now that you mention it, so do I. [18:16] TOMOZOU     Then let's go together. [18:17] MARUKO     No, can't do. [18:18] MARUKO     If both of us go,     who's going to watch Big Sis? [18:23] MARUKO     Let's take turns. [18:24] MARUKO     I'll go first. [18:26] TOMOZOU     You're going first? [18:29] MARUKO     Because I really have to go. [18:31] MARUKO     If I wet my pants, that would be bad, right? [18:34] TOMOZOU     Maruko! [18:35] TOMOZOU     Same here... Same here! [18:38] TOMOZOU     It'd be bad if I wet my pants, right?! SIGN    Conserve Water [18:45] MARUKO     Grandpa, thanks for waiting! [18:58] TOMOZOU     That was a close call. [19:02] TOMOZOU     Maruko? Maruko? [19:06] TOMOZOU     Big Sis...? [19:07] TOMOZOU     Are both of you gone?! [19:21] MARUKO     What do I do? [19:23] MARUKO     I lost the sight of Big Sis... [19:48] MARUKO/I     I'm alone in a place and     I don't even know where. [19:52] MARUKO/I     Maybe it's a punishment for going     to the bathroom before Grandpa. [19:58] MARUKO/I     Grandpa... [20:00] MARUKO/I     Big Sis... [20:09] MARUKO     A red roof! [20:11] MARUKO     Is this the store Big Sis was looking for? [20:21] MARUKO/I     Big Sis, are you here? [20:27] MARUKO     Big Sis! [20:37] SAKIKO     Ah, so you are Hideki! [20:42] MARUKO     Big Sis? [20:44] SAKIKO     Huh?! Maruko?! [20:46] SAKIKO     What are you doing here?! [20:48] MARUKO     I followed you! But then I got lost... [20:54] SAKIKO     You did what? Jeez, you're hopeless. [20:59] MARUKO     I'm sorry. [21:01] MARUKO     Big Sis, why did come to this store? [21:04] MARUKO     What is this "Hideki"? [21:06] SAKIKO     O-Oh, someone from the next class told me [21:09] SAKIKO     there was a dog that looked like Hideki here. [21:16] SAKIKO     His name is Hideki too! [21:18] MARUKO     Now that you mention it,     maybe he looks like Hideki...? [21:22] SAKIKO     Right?! He looks just like him! [21:24] MALE STAFF     Excuse me, are you a fan of Hideki? [21:28] SAKIKO     Yes, I am! [21:29] MALE STAFF     I knew it! [21:31] MALE STAFF     Many of his fans come to see him. [21:33] MALE STAFF     I am a big fan myself. [21:35] MALE STAFF     That's why I named him Hideki. [21:38] MALE STAFF     His face also looks like Hideki, right? [21:40] SAKIKO     Yes, adorable eyes and long legs! [21:45] NARRATOR/I     Meanwhile, Tomozou was... [21:49] TOMOZOU     Maruko, where are you?! [21:52] TOMOZOU     Big Sis! Maruko! [21:57] NARRATOR/I     Big Sis was happy to see the     dog that looked like Hideki. [22:01] NARRATOR/I     But it would be a while before Tomozou     was reunited with Maruko and Sakiko. [22:07] TOMOZOU     Maruko! SIGN    Next Time [22:15] MARUKO     Grandpa, don't do the infinity mirror! [22:18] MARUKO     I'm dressed in such a cute outfit, [22:21] MARUKO     so I don't want to get cursed by the     ghost and get pulled into the mirror. [22:25] MARUKO     Next time on Chibi Maruko-chan: [22:27] MARUKO     "Maruko and Big Sis Get New Hand-Me-Downs," SIGN    Maruko and Big Sis Get New Hand-Me-Downs Maruko Is Afraid of the Ghost of the Mirror [22:30] MARUKO     and "Maruko Is Afraid of     the Ghost of the Mirror." [22:33] MARUKO     Look forward to it!