E1433 - Maruko Makes a Scene Over Hot Pot

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[00:00] TOMOZOU
    Come one, come all, gather around!
[00:02] TOMOZOU
    Chibi Maruko-chan is about to start!
[00:11] MARUKO
    Let's go, everyone!
SIGN    Chibi Maruko-chan
[01:27] NARRATOR/I
    Let it begin!
SIGN    Maruko Makes a Scene Over Hot Pot
SIGN    Ice cream
[01:29] [SONG] SIGN (black and white)
    Sweets Shoppe Mitsuya
SIGN    Oden
[01:30] MARUKO
    "Maruko Makes a Scene Over Hot Pot."
SIGN    Sakura
[01:38] TOMOZOU
    Wow!
[01:43] MARUKO
    Good morning.
[01:44] MARUKO
    Ah, so cold.
[01:46] TOMOZOU
    Maruko, take a look!
[01:48] TOMOZOU
    It's puffer fish!
[01:49] MARUKO
    Huh?
[01:50] MARUKO
    Puffer fish?
[01:54] MARUKO
    This fish is dead, I see.
[01:56] TOMOZOU
    Maruko, we feast tonight!
[01:59] TOMOZOU
    With hot pot!
[02:00] MARUKO
    Huh? Hot pot?
[02:02] MARUKO
    If it's a feast, I'd rather have a Hamburg
    steak than this dead puffer fish.
[02:07] SUMIRE
    Maruko, tonight's dinner is hot
    pot, so look forward to it.
[02:13] MARUKO/I
    Hot pot, hot pot, is it that good?
[02:17] MARUKO/I
    I remember it as dingy food...
[02:21] NARRATOR/I
    The only thing in her mind
    is a mystery hot pot.
SIGN    Elementary School
[02:28] TAMAE
    It's cold every day.
[02:30] TAMAE
    I wish I could eat something hot.
[02:32] MARUKO
    That reminds me, we're
    having hot pot tonight.
[02:36] TAMAE
    Oh, that's nice.
[02:38] TAMAE
    I love hot pot.
[02:40] MARUKO
    I've never had hot pot in my life, so
    I don't even know if I like it or not.
[02:46] TAMAE
    What hot pot will you have?
[02:49] TAMAE
    Chicken? Crab?
[02:51] TAMAE
    Or maybe oysters?
[02:53] MARUKO
    Let's see, I think my
    mom said puffer fish?
[02:57] TAMAE
    What?! Puffer fish?!
[03:00] TAMAE
    Wow, Maru-chan. Your family may look plain,
    but you sure do know how to splurge.
[03:07] MARUKO
    What splurge?
[03:08] TAMAE
    Puffer fish is expensive.
[03:11] TAMAE
    Not many people eat it at home.
[03:14] TAMAE
    I've never even had it.
[03:16] TAMAE
    I only heard about it from my dad.
[03:19] MARUKO
    Really? That's good to know.
[03:22] MARUKO
    Apparently, it was a gift
    from an acquaintance.
[03:25] MARUKO
    Now I'm ready to chow down!
[03:27] HANAWA
    Oh? Sounds like you're talking
    about puffer fish, babies.
[03:32] HANAWA
    I've already had it five times this year.
[03:36] HANAWA
    Hot pot is nice, but sashimi
    isn't too bad, either.
[03:40] TAMAE
    Five times?!
[03:41] MARUKO
    You never disappoint. Bravo.
[03:46] HANAWA
    Mushroom such as shiitake and enoki
    are good for hot pot as well.
SIGN    King of Mushrooms
[03:50] HANAWA
    We use matsutake at my house, of course.
[03:53] TAMAE
    Matsutake for hot pot?!
[03:55] MARUKO
    One hot pot would cost like 100,000 yen!
[04:01] MARUKO
    You were born under a blessed star.
[04:05] MARUKO
    Must have done some good
    deeds in your previous life.
[04:08] HANAWA
    Y-Your expression is rather antique...
[04:12] HANAWA
    Not that I mind.
[04:14] HANAWA
    If you'll excuse me.
[04:16] TAMAE
    Wow, I'm impressed.
[04:18] MARUKO
    I kind of get why Migiwa-san
    wants to marry him.
[04:26] TAMAE
    Puffer fish and mushroom sound really yummy.
[04:28] TAMAE
    Good eats!
[04:29] MARUKO
    Yeah, it sounds amazing.
[04:32] MARUKO
    I'm so looking forward to it.
[04:34] TAMAE
    I'm jealous.
[04:36] MARUKO
    It's a blessing I never expected.
[04:38] NAGASAWA
    Fujiki-kun, wasn't there someone who
    died because of the puffer fish poison?
[04:44] FUJIKI
    Yeah, it was in the newspaper.
[04:47] MARUKO/TAMAE
    What?!
[04:49] NAGASAWA
    And someone else ate toxic mushrooms.
[04:49] [SONG] SIGN
    Wind and Waves
[04:53] FUJIKI
    Yeah, that was in the paper, too.
[04:59] NAGASAWA
    Eating something knowing
    that it's poisonous...
[05:01] FUJIKI
    They must regret it.
[05:07] TAMAE
    Maru-chan.
[05:09] MARUKO
    Poison!
SIGN    Poison
[05:10] MARUKO
    Death!
SIGN    Death
[05:11] TAMAE
    Don't worry about it.
SIGN    Poison
SIGN    Death
[05:13] MARUKO
    How could I not worry about it?
[05:17] TAMAE
    It'll be fine.
SIGN    Poison
SIGN    Death
[05:18] TAMAE
    Hanawa-kun said he ate it too.
[05:21] MARUKO
    Hanawa-kun goes to fancy restaurants,
    and he has a chef at home, so he's safe.
[05:27] MARUKO
    But at my house, it's my mom cooking it.
[05:31] MARUKO
    We're done for.
SIGN    Elementary School
[05:34] CHILDREN
    Bye bye!
[05:36] CHILDREN
    See you!
SIGN    Poison
SIGN    Death
SIGN    Death
SIGN    Poison
[05:43] MARUKO
    I'm home!
[05:45] MARUKO
    Mom, Mom!
[05:47] SUMIRE
    What's all the fuss?
[05:49] MARUKO
    Let's cancel tonight's hot pot.
[05:52] SUMIRE
    Huh? Why?
[05:54] MARUKO
    I heard at school today that puffer
    fish and mushrooms are poisonous.
SIGN    Poison
SIGN    Death
[05:59] MARUKO
    Some people even died.
[06:01] MARUKO
    I'm scared. I don't want to die!
[06:05] SUMIRE
    Silly you, it's fine.
[06:07] SUMIRE
    Prepared properly, puffer fish
    and mushrooms are very safe,
[06:09] SUMIRE
    there's no need for concern.
[06:12] MARUKO
    If it's very safe, then there
    shouldn't be anyone dead from it.
[06:16] MARUKO
    Nothing beats being cautious.
[06:18] MARUKO
    Where's the puffer fish?
[06:19] MARUKO
    I've got to throw it away.
[06:21] SUMIRE
    Y-You idiot!
[06:22] SUMIRE
    Hold up! Hey!
[06:23] MARUKO
    Let me go!
[06:24] SUMIRE
    You idiot!
[06:25] SUMIRE
    I'm telling you it's safe.
[06:27] SUMIRE
    Why can't you listen to me?
[06:29] MARUKO
    You're the idiot, Mom!
[06:31] MARUKO
    I'm concerned for the lives of my family,
[06:34] MARUKO
    but you want to risk your life to
    eat puffer fish and mushrooms...
[06:39] MARUKO
    What a greedy glutton you are!
[06:42] SUMIRE
    Hearing those words from you makes
    me more irritated than it should.
[06:47] SUMIRE
    Well, whatever.
[06:49] SUMIRE
    Anyhow, don't do anything stupid.
[06:51] SUMIRE
    Tonight's dinner is hot pot, and that's that.
[06:57] MARUKO
    Who knew the parent-child
    bond could be so fragile?
[07:00] MARUKO
    All it takes is one hot pot
    to separate our hearts...
[07:08] MARUKO/I
    How sad it is to be a parent and a child
[07:13] MARUKO/I
    Don't expect them to understand each other
[07:25] SUMIRE
    Shut up!
[07:26] SUMIRE
    Stop appealing with a folk song!
[07:29] MARUKO/I
    How sad... Ah...
SIGN    Children's
    Encyclopedia
[07:41] MARUKO
    "Types of puffer fish..."
SIGN    Types of Puffer Fish
SIGN    Shosai Puffer                 Tiger Puffer               Grey Spotted Puffer         Panther Puffer
SIGN    Panther Puffer
[07:44] MARUKO
    "Takifugu pardalis, or panther puffer, 38 cm."
[07:47] MARUKO
    "Edible. Its entrails are highly poisonous."
SIGN    Grey Spotted Puffer
[07:53] MARUKO
    "Takifugu alboplumbeus, or
    grey-spotted puffer, 16 cm."
[07:55] MARUKO
    "Edible. Its entrails and skin are poisonous."
SIGN    Tiger Puffer
[08:01] MARUKO
    "Takifugu rubripes, or tiger puffer, 70 cm."
[08:04] MARUKO
    "Edible. Its entrails are extremely poisonous."
[08:07] MARUKO
    "Luxurious food."
SIGN    Shosai Puffer
[08:12] MARUKO
    "Takifugu snyderi, or shosai puffer, 34 cm."
[08:15] MARUKO
    "Edible. Its entrails and skin
    are extremely poisonous."
SIGN    Extremely
    Poisonous
SIGN    Poisonous
SIGN    Children's
    Encyclopedia
[08:22] MARUKO
    There are many that are deadly.
[08:24] MARUKO
    They're as scary as cobras.
[08:28] MARUKO
    Let's look up mushrooms.
[08:40] MARUKO
    These are frightening too.
[08:41] MARUKO
    If you eat them carelessly, you could die.
[08:44] SAKIKO
    Oh, you're studying?
[08:46] SAKIKO
    That's a rare sight.
[08:48] MARUKO
    Big sis!
[08:51] MARUKO
    Listen, Big sis.
[08:53] MARUKO
    If you value your life, heed my advice.
[08:56] SAKIKO
    What is it?
[08:58] MARUKO
    Do not touch tonight's dinner,
    no matter what you do.
[09:05] MARUKO
    Got it?
[09:11] SAKIKO/I
    Being the idiot that she is, she might be
    worried about the puffer fish poison...
SIGN    AHAHAHAHAHA
[09:27] SAKIKO
    That's hilarious!
[09:29] SAKIKO
    So funny!
SIGN    Sakura
[09:34] NARRATOR/I
    Continue to the second half.
SIGN    Children's
    Encyclopedia
SIGN    Types of Puffer Fish
SIGN    Shosai Puffer                 Tiger Puffer               Grey Spotted Puffer         Panther Puffer
[09:49] MARUKO
    Types of puffer fish...
SIGN    Tiger Puffer
[09:52] MARUKO
    "Takifugu rubripes, or tiger puffer, 70 cm."
[09:55] MARUKO
    "Edible. Its entrails are extremely poisonous."
[09:58] MARUKO
    "Luxurious food."
[10:02] MARUKO
    There are many that are deadly.
SIGN    Extremely
    Poisonous
SIGN    Poisonous
SIGN    Children's
    Encyclopedia
[10:05] MARUKO
    They're as scary as cobras.
[10:08] MARUKO
    Let's look up mushrooms.
[10:21] MARUKO
    These are frightening too.
[10:22] MARUKO
    If you eat them carelessly, you could die.
[10:25] SAKIKO
    Oh, you're studying?
[10:27] SAKIKO
    That's a rare sight.
[10:29] MARUKO
    Big sis!
[10:32] MARUKO
    Listen, Big sis.
[10:34] MARUKO
    If you value your life, heed my advice.
[10:37] SAKIKO
    What is it?
[10:39] MARUKO
    Do not touch tonight's dinner,
    no matter what you do.
[10:46] MARUKO
    Got it?
[10:52] SAKIKO/I
    Being an idiot that she is, she might be
    worried about the puffer fish poison...
SIGN    AHAHAHAHAHA
[11:07] SAKIKO
    That's hilarious!
[11:11] SAKIKO
    So funny!
SIGN    Sakura
[11:17] HIROSHI
    Hot pot, hot pot.
[11:19] HIROSHI
    I'm so ready to dig in!
[11:22] HIROSHI
    Bring me sake!
[11:27] MARUKO
    So this is the poison hot pot.
[11:31] HIROSHI
    Wh-What is she talking about?
[11:34] MARUKO
    Hot pot like this has killed
    many people over the years.
[11:38] MARUKO
    Why do people never learn?
[11:41] HIROSHI
    You moron!
[11:42] HIROSHI
    Don't speak ill of the precious hot pot!
[11:45] HIROSHI
    This is the puffer fish from the Genkai Sea.
SIGN    WAHAHA
SIGN    Hiroshi's imagery of
    "Man of the sea"
    (Named "Hattsuan")
[11:51] HIROSHI
    It's like a symbol of a man of the sea!
[11:56] HIROSHI
    If you're gonna be so depressed
    about it, don't eat it!
[11:56] [SONG] SIGN
    Sato Sake Shop
[11:59] SUMIRE
    That's right, Maruko.
[12:01] SUMIRE
    Old man Tanaka got it for us as souvenir.
[12:04] SUMIRE
    It's luxury food.
[12:06] SUMIRE
    So don't be saying stupid stuff!
[12:10] TOMOZOU
    Maruko, puffer fish isn't something
    you get to eat every day.
[12:15] TOMOZOU
    Let's eat! I bet it's delicious.
[12:17] MARUKO
    What?
[12:19] MARUKO
    But the poison...
[12:21] TOMOZOU
    I'm going to eat it.
[12:29] MARUKO/I
    Grandpa...
[12:31] TOMOZOU
    Maruko!
[12:34] MARUKO/I
    My grandpa I love...
[12:39] MARUKO/I
    is going to die!
[12:47] MARUKO
    No! Grandpa!
[13:04] SUMIRE
    You idiot!
[13:05] SUMIRE
    What do you think you're doing?!
[13:07] SUMIRE
    Apologize to your grandfather!
[13:09] MARUKO
    Because, because...
[13:11] SUMIRE
    I don't know what to do with you.
[13:13] TOMOZOU
    It's all right.
[13:15] TOMOZOU
    Maruko had my best interests at heart.
[13:19] MARUKO
    That's right.
[13:21] MARUKO
    I was concerned for his life.
[13:24] MARUKO
    I thought he'd die if I didn't stop...
[13:39] TOMOZOU
    Thank you, Maruko.
[13:43] MARUKO/I
    Grandpa is shining...!
[13:55] TOMOZOU
    I've never had anyone be worried
    about me like this in my life.
[14:01] TOMOZOU
    I'm grateful.
[14:04] TOMOZOU
    I'm ever so grateful.
[14:08] TOMOZOU
    "I'm grateful"
[14:10] TOMOZOU
    "My grandchild"
[14:12] TOMOZOU
    "Trued to protect her grandpa"
[14:13] TOMOZOU
    Tomozou's poem of the heart
[14:21] MARUKO
    Look, everyone.
[14:22] MARUKO
    Grandpa is crying, thankful for me.
[14:27] MARUKO
    You shouldn't be eating
    puffer fish and mushrooms.
[14:30] MARUKO
    Let's follow his example
    and live a long life.
SIGN    SILENCE
[14:38] MARUKO
    Eh?!
[14:39] HIROSHI
    Maruko, Grandpa was the
    only one you persuaded.
[14:44] HIROSHI
    This is the world of adults.
[14:46] HIROSHI
    You see?
[14:47] NARRATOR/I
    Then, is Grandpa not an adult?
[14:52] MARUKO
    Dad!
[14:53] MARUKO
    You still don't understand.
[14:55] MARUKO
    You're the central pillar in this family.
SIGN    Central Pillar
[15:00] HIROSHI
    Humph, I'm Hiroshi.
[15:02] HIROSHI
    Not a pillar.
[15:06] MARUKO
    If you die because of puffer fish, our
    whole family will end up on the street.
[15:20] MARUKO
    I'm cold.
[15:22] MARUKO
    I'm hungry.
[15:28] HIROSHI
    Maruko! You've never
    died because of puffer fish,
[15:33] HIROSHI
    so why would you make
     up a story about that?!
[15:34] HIROSHI
    Complain after you actually die from it.
[15:39] HIROSHI
    Listen, I'm eating it, no
    matter what anyone says.
[15:44] HIROSHI
    You'll pay if you get in my way.
[15:49] SAKIKO
    My goodness, this is so dumb.
[15:51] SAKIKO
    I've had enough of Maruko's stupidity.
[15:54] SAKIKO
    Let's eat, eat.
[15:55] KOTAKE
    I'll eat, too.
[15:59] TOMOZOU
    Then me too—
[16:01] MARUKO
    What?!
[16:02] MARUKO
    You're gonna eat too?!
[16:07] MARUKO
    You were crying so much earlier...
SIGN    I'm
    grateful...
[16:10] TOMOZOU
    I'm grateful...
[16:14] MARUKO
    Those tears were lies.
[16:17] TOMOZOU/I
    Crap!
[16:19] TOMOZOU/I
    Maruko is starting to lose faith in me!
[16:25] TOMOZOU
    M-Maruko...
[16:27] TOMOZOU
    Forgive me.
[16:29] TOMOZOU
    I'm such a glutton, aren't I?
[16:33] TOMOZOU
    That's not good.
[16:35] TOMOZOU
    I will not eat.
[16:37] MARUKO
    Really?
[16:39] TOMOZOU
    Indeed.
[16:40] TOMOZOU
    I won't let your concern for me go to waste.
[16:43] MARUKO
    I knew you'd be the only
    one to truly understand me!
[16:53] SAKIKO
    So good!
[16:55] SAKIKO
    I never knew that puffer
    fish was so delicious.
SIGN    GULP...
[17:01] KOTAKE
    So true.
[17:03] KOTAKE
    Maruko, you really should eat it too.
SIGN    GULP...
[17:09] HIROSHI
    Yum!
[17:12] HIROSHI
    I'll never understand
    anyone who'd refuse this.
[17:24] TOMOZOU/I
    I wonder what Maruko's thinking?
[17:27] TOMOZOU/I
    I'm hoping she'll say, "Grandpa, let's eat"?
[17:32] MARUKO/I
    Grandpa, I'm so ready to dig in as soon as
    you tell me "Maruko, let's eat together."
[17:48] SUMIRE
    You two, why don't you stop
    being stubborn and eat?
[17:51] SUMIRE
    It's delicious.
[17:54] MARUKO
    I-I'm not being stubborn.
[17:57] MARUKO
    I really don't want to eat it.
[18:02] MARUKO/I
    What am I saying to this
    perfect opportunity?!
[18:07] TOMOZOU/I
    H-Her strong resolve hasn't changed.
[18:12] TOMOZOU
    I don't want to eat it, either.
[18:15] TOMOZOU
    Leave us alone.
[18:17] TOMOZOU/I
    Puffer fish!
[18:21] KOTAKE
    It's so tasty.
[18:23] KOTAKE
    So silly of you.
[18:28] TOMOZOU
    For sure...
[18:29] MARUKO
    We are silly.
[18:35] SAKIKO
    Mmm, so good!
[18:40] KOTAKE
    Isn't it?
[18:43] HIROSHI
    So good!
[18:48] SUMIRE
    It's really good.
[18:52] KOTAKE
    It's delicious.
[18:54] SAKIKO
    Yummy!
[18:58] MARUKO/I
    Is this an acceptable outcome?
[19:01] MARUKO/I
    Puffer fish is disappearing by the minute.
[19:05] MARUKO/I
    Why am I refusing to eat it, anyways?
[19:10] MARUKO/I
    Oh yeah, I remembered.
SIGN    Poison
[19:13] MARUKO/I
    It's the poison, the poison.
[19:15] MARUKO/I
    But everyone seems to be fine.
[19:27] TOMOZOU/I
    I know from years of experience
[19:29] TOMOZOU/I
    that puffer fish is safe to eat as long
    as you don't eat where it's poisonous.
[19:36] TOMOZOU/I
    So why am I not eating it right now?
[19:41] TOMOZOU/I
    Ah yes, to gain Maruko's trust.
SIGN    Trust
[19:46] TOMOZOU/I
    But what is trust?
[19:53] TOMOZOU/I
    "I want to eat."
SIGN    I want to eat
[19:54] TOMOZOU/I
    Those four words can free
    me from all suffering!
SIGN    I want to eat
SIGN    I want to eat
[20:05] HIROSHI
    I'm full.
[20:06] HIROSHI
    Mom, can you make risotto with the broth?
[20:13] TOMOZOU
    Maruko, maybe we could eat the risotto.
[20:17] MARUKO
    Right, there's no puffer fish anymore.
[20:27] SAKIKO
    Risotto is tasty as well.
[20:29] KOTAKE
    You can really taste the
    flavor of puffer fish.
[20:40] TOMOZOU
    It's... really delicious.
[20:42] MARUKO
    Yes, it's so yummy I can't take it.
[20:49] TOMOZOU/I
    Even the broth is so delicious.
[20:52] MARUKO/I
    The flesh must have been even more delicious.
SIGN    Elementary School
[21:05] NARRATOR/I
    Next day...
[21:07] TAMAE
    Maru-chan, how was the
    puffer fish last night?
[21:09] TAMAE
    It was good, wasn't it?
[21:12] MARUKO
    Well, the thing is... all
    I ate was the risotto.
[21:20] TAMAE
    Huh?!
[21:22] TAMAE/I
    Why?
[21:24] TAMAE/I
    What happened?
[21:25] TAMAE/I
    The family had hot pot, and
    Maru-chan didn't eat it?
[21:29] TAMAE/I
    Why? Why?
[21:32] TAMAE/I
    Don't tell me that she...
[21:34] MARUKO
    I'm cold.
[21:36] MARUKO
    I'm hungry.
[21:41] TAMAE
    Maru-chan, sorry to ask you
    out of nowhere, but...
[21:45] MARUKO
    Yeah?
[21:47] TAMAE
    Maru-chan, you really were
    born into that family, right?
[21:53] NARRATOR/I
    Maruko is shocked at the
    unexpected question from Tamae.
[21:58] NARRATOR/I
    Puffer fish hot pot has shaken
    up her best friend,
[22:02] NARRATOR/I
    which was something Maruko didn't
    expect in a million years.
SIGN    Next Time
[22:15] MARUKO
    Oh no, did Tama-chan figure out that
[22:17] MARUKO
    I was going to skip school
    by lying that I had a cold?!
[22:21] MARUKO
    Brrrr, it's so cold that I don't
    want to step out of the house.
[22:24] MARUKO
    I want to live with a kotatsu
    on my back until spring comes.
[22:28] MARUKO
    Next time on Chibi Maruko-chan:
    "Maruko Gives in to the Cold."
SIGN    Maruko Gives in to the Cold
[22:33] MARUKO
    Look forward to it!