E1429 - The Family Goes on a Drive

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[00:00] TAMAE
    Everyone, this way!
[00:02] TAMAE
    Chibi Maruko-chan is about to start!
[00:11] MARUKO
    Let's go, everyone!
[01:27] NARRATOR/I
    Let it begin!
SIGN    The Family Goes on a Drive
[01:29] [SONG] SIGN (black and white)
    Sweets Shoppe Mitsuya
SIGN    Ice cream
[01:31] MARUKO
    "The Family Goes on a Drive"
SIGN    Elementary School
[01:38] MARUKO
    Tama-chan, listen.
[01:39] MARUKO
    I'm going for a drive with my dad tomorrow.
[01:42] TAMAE
    Wow, that's nice!
[01:44] TAMAE
    What a stroke of luck that he
    won the car in the lottery.
[01:48] MARUKO
    Exactly.
[01:50] MARUKO
    It was totally unexpected.
[01:52] MARUKO
    He used up his luck for the rest of his life.
[01:56] TAMAE
    That sounds excessive...
[01:59] YAMANE
    I won a stereo in that lottery.
[02:02] YAMANE
    Maybe I used up all my luck.
[02:05] MARUKO
    No worries, your luck still has
    a leftover from the stereo.
[02:10] MARUKO
    Ours was a car, you know? So rest assured.
[02:14] YAMANE
    I see, if you compare a car and a stereo,
    the luck for a car is much larger.
[02:20] MARUKO
    Right? See, so you still
    have plenty of luck left.
[02:25] MARUKO
    Your stomach might get better soon.
[02:29] MARUKO
    So don't get discouraged!
[02:37] MARUKO
    By the way, where does
    everyone go for a drive?
[02:40] TAMAE
    Let's see...
[02:43] TAMAE
    Maybe the beach...
[02:46] TAMAE
    Or mountains, perhaps?
[02:49] TAMAE
    And go to a restaurant to eat...
    I think that's about it.
[02:55] MARUKO
    Beaches and mountains, huh?
[02:56] MARUKO
    I guess grownups do go to
    places like that on a date.
[03:01] TAMAE
    How romantic, isn't it?
[03:03] TAMAE
    Going for a drive might
    be best suited for lovers.
[03:13] MARUKO
    Going on a drive with Hiroshi and Grandpa
    doesn't sound all that exciting, eh?
[03:21] TAMAE
    I wouldn't say that...
[03:24] NOGUCHI
    What if your luck gives you an accident
    if you go on a drive with the car you won?
[03:31] NOGUCHI
    Just kidding...
[03:35] TAMAE
    Maru-chan, don't worry yourself over it.
[03:37] TAMAE
    It's a joke.
[03:39] KIDS
    Bye!
SIGN    Elementary School
[03:40] KIDS
    See you!
[03:41] YAMANE
    Sakura is going on a drive
    with her family tomorrow.
[03:46] FUJIKI
    Is that so?
[03:47] FUJIKI
    Oh yeah, her dad won a car
    at the party the other day.
[03:54] NAGASAWA
    Fujiki-kun, you won a flower vase.
[03:59] FUJIKI
    I guess I did.
[04:01] NAGASAWA
    And you won a stereo, Yamane-kun.
[04:05] YAMANE
    That really surprised me.
[04:08] YAMANE
    But I'm glad I won it.
[04:11] NAGASAWA
    Among us present here, I'm the only one
    who didn't win anything at the party.
[04:20] NAGASAWA
    You two look timid, but you
    sure are blessed with luck.
[04:25] YAMANE
    That's not true.
[04:26] YAMANE
    It was a coincidence.
[04:28] FUJIKI
    That's right.
[04:30] FUJIKI
    I'm sure something good
    will happen to you soon.
[04:34] NAGASAWA
    I don't need your pity.
[04:36] NAGASAWA
    Compared to you, I'm just a guy
    born under a star of misfortune...
SIGN    Bad
[04:44] FUJIKI/YAMANE
    Nagasawa-kun...
[04:47] NAGASAWA
    Ouch!
[04:51] MIDDLE SCHOOLER
    Sorry, my bad!
[04:58] NAGASAWA
    See? You don't even have words to console me.
SIGN    Sakura
[05:09] MARUKO
    Mom, why aren't you going on
    the drive with us tomorrow?
[05:09] [SONG] SIGN
    Sato Sake Shop
[05:12] SUMIRE
    Because I get car sick.
[05:14] MARUKO
    Then it'll just be me, Dad, and Grandpa?
[05:19] MARUKO
    It makes me a bit nervous...
[05:22] MARUKO
    Not so reliable.
[05:24] SAKIKO
    Then maybe I'll go.
[05:27] MARUKO
    Big sis! Yes, let's go!
[05:29] SAKIKO
    I don't have anything to do at home anyhow.
[05:32] SUMIRE
    You can do chores if you
    don't have anything to do.
[05:35] MARUKO
    You'd rather go on a drive
    than do chores, right?
[05:38] SAKIKO
    Of course.
[05:39] SUMIRE
    You two are insufferable.
[05:41] SAKIKO
    And where's Dad?
[05:43] SUMIRE
    He went to buy a map.
SIGN    Izu
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Yamanashi
SIGN    Nagano
SIGN    Shizuoka
[05:45] MARUKO
    A map?!
[05:47] SAKIKO
    Don't tell me... does he
    not know the routes well?
[05:53] HIROSHI
    I bought a map!
[05:57] [SONG] SIGN
    Sato Sake Shop
[05:57] MARUKO
    Dad, let me ask you something.
[06:00] MARUKO
    Do you by any chance not
    know your way around?
[06:03] HIROSHI
    Who do you take me for?!
[06:05] HIROSHI
    Maps are made so that you look at it and
    you'll know exactly where you need to go.
[06:09] MARUKO
    But it might be better not to drive too far.
[06:12] SUMIRE
    You're right, maybe limit yourselves to a
    department store in Shizuoka or something?
[06:18] SAKIKO
    A department store in Shizuoka, huh?
[06:21] SAKIKO
    That's not really the distance
    to go on a drive for.
[06:24] MARUKO
    Yeah, it might be much
    easier to take a train.
[06:28] HIROSHI
    Stop being wet blankets.
[06:28] [SONG] SIGN
    Sato Sake Shop
[06:31] HIROSHI
    I'm telling you that I can take you
    anywhere, as long as I have a map.
[06:36] HIROSHI
    Even without a map, the
    streets have names on them.
[06:40] HIROSHI
    If you really want to go, I can take
    you to Osaka, Kyoto, or wherever!
SIGN    Osaka
SIGN    Kyoto
[06:49] MARUKO
    Osaka or Kyoto?!
[06:51] MARUKO
    Of course I wanna go, but we
    can't come back in one day.
[06:55] SAKIKO
    That might be tight even with an overnight stay.
[06:57] TOMOZOU
    I want to go to Izu.
[07:01] TOMOZOU
    I want to relax at a hot spring in Izu!
[07:05] HIROSHI
    Izu, huh?
[07:06] HIROSHI
    That might be a reasonable distance.
[07:09] HIROSHI
    And it is a tourist attraction.
[07:10] MARUKO
    Grandpa, what a good idea!
[07:14] SAKIKO
    But hold on, I need to remind you again
    that this needs to be a day trip.
[07:19] SAKIKO
    I don't think we'd have time to
    relax at a hot spring, would we?
[07:22] [SONG] SIGN
    Sato Sake Shop
[07:23] HIROSHI
    That's true.
[07:24] HIROSHI
    I'd want to soak in a hot spring
    and drink if we're going to Izu,
[07:28] HIROSHI
    but since I'd be driving, I can't drink...
[07:33] MARUKO
    We should go to Izu when we have more time.
[07:37] TOMOZOU
    What?!
[07:40] HIROSHI
    Then where are we going to go?
[07:48] NARRATOR/I
    Back to the night of the party,
    where the Sakura family attended...
[07:53] SAKIKO/I
    It's the boy I met at the last party...
[07:57] (Flashback) BOY
    I'm from Yokohama.
[07:59] SAKIKO/I
    That's what he said.
[08:02] SAKIKO/I
    Ah, he lives in Yokohama.
[08:06] SAKIKO/I
    I want to go to Yokohama, too.
[08:09] SAKIKO/I
    Even if I can't see him, I just want to go...
[08:14] (Flashback) SAKIKO
    How about Yokohama?
[08:16] MARUKO/HIROSHI/TOMOZOU
    Yokohama?!
[08:16] [SONG] SIGN
    Sato Sake Shop
[08:18] SAKIKO
    Yes, you can go and come
    back within a day.
SIGN    Chinatown
[08:22] SAKIKO
    There's a Chinatown there
    too, so it'll be fun.
[08:26] MARUKO
    Right, Yokohama might be fun.
[08:30] HIROSHI
    Okay, then let's go to Yokohama.
[08:33] MARUKO
    It's settled!
[08:37] SAKIKO/I
    Yes! I'm so happy!
[08:43] HIROSHI
    Hey, we're going! Hurry up!
[08:47] MARUKO
    Okay!
[08:50] TOMOZOU
    The weather is nice today.
SIGN    Sakura
[08:55] HIROSHI
    Oh, you're finally here.
[08:58] MARUKO
    Wow! Dad, you look cool!
[09:01] TOMOZOU
    Oh! Hiroshi!
[09:05] HIROSHI
    Stop it, you silly...
[09:11] MARUKO
    You look like a classic actor!
[09:13] TOMOZOU
    You don't look like my son!
[09:16] SAKIKO
    Stop being silly, you two.
[09:19] SAKIKO
    What's cool is the car.
[09:22] SAKIKO
    Dad looks like he always does.
[09:24] HIROSHI
    Ta-lala...
[09:26] MARUKO
    You're right.
[09:29] MARUKO
    Oh! There's Tama-chan's dad.
[09:34] HIROSHI
    Hello, Mr. Honami. How are you?
[09:38] TAMAE'S DAD
    Hello.
[09:40] TAMAE'S DAD
    Tamae told me that you were going on a
    drive as a family for the first time.
[09:47] HIROSHI
    Huh? You came out here to see us off?
[09:51] TAMAE'S DAD
    Yes. I was hoping that
    I could take a picture of you
[09:57] TAMAE'S DAD
    to commemorate your first
    drive while I'm at it.
[10:00] HIROSHI
    That would be a great memory of the drive.
[10:02] HIROSHI
    We would love that.
[10:04] TAMAE'S DAD
    Well, then let's get to it.
[10:08] TAMAE'S DAD
    Everyone!
[10:10] TAMAE'S DAD
    Look this way and smile!
[10:13] TAMAE'S DAD
    Are you ready?
[10:17] TAMAE'S DAD
    Smile!
[10:20] TAMAE'S DAD
    Please drive carefully.
[10:22] HIROSHI
    Thank you very much.
[10:26] MARUKO
    Tama-chan's dad is now taking
    photos of the other families.
[10:32] HIROSHI
    Right. It's fine, but I didn't know
    he was the type to get so absorbed.
[10:37] SAKIKO
    He seems like a quiet guy...
[10:40] HIROSHI
    Okay, are we ready?
SIGN    Sakura
[10:49] MARUKO
    Hey Dad, are you sure you
    don't need to consult the map?
[10:53] HIROSHI
    Not a problem.
[10:55] HIROSHI
    I took a look at it last night,
    and it's in my brain already,
[11:02] HIROSHI
    so I don't need to look at it at every turn.
[11:04] MARUKO
    I'm not sure how much I can trust that.
[11:06] MARUKO
    Are you sure we won't end
    up stranded somewhere?
[11:10] HIROSHI
    If that happens, that would be kind of fun.
[11:15] HIROSHI
    That's what a drive is.
[11:19] HIROSHI
    And that's how I roll!
[11:25] MARUKO
    Dad, I think you're cool today.
[11:29] TOMOZOU
    Yes, yes.
[11:35] NARRATOR/I
    Continue to the next half...
[11:46] MARUKO
    How nice.
[11:48] MARUKO
    Going on a drive as a
    family feels like a dream.
[11:56] MARUKO/I
    Drive, drive.
[12:01] MARUKO/I
    So nice.
[12:03] MARUKO/I
    Zoom, zoom! It goes.
[12:06] MARUKO/I
    Go, go!
[12:08] MARUKO/I
    If you were walking, we'd
    still be at Mimatsu-ya.
[12:13] MARUKO/I
    However, however.
[12:17] MARUKO/I
    The car is oh so fast.
[12:20] MARUKO/I
    Go, go!
[12:22] MARUKO/I
    We're already at the interchange in Shimizu.
SIGN    Tomei Expressway
[12:30] SAKIKO
    What was that song?
[12:32] SAKIKO
    So lame...
[12:35] MARUKO
    What?
[12:36] MARUKO
    You have a problem?
[12:38] TOMOZOU
    Hey now.
[12:40] TOMOZOU
    Please don't get into a fight today.
[12:44] TOMOZOU
    I'm really happy right now.
[12:46] TOMOZOU
    My son is driving so splendidly.
[12:50] HIROSHI
    Oh, please.
[12:51] TOMOZOU
    He used to be a snotty kid.
[12:53] TOMOZOU
    He was good-for-nothing, but now...
[12:58] MARUKO
    Dad never had special skills, but now...
[13:01] HIROSHI
    Shut up!
[13:02] HIROSHI
    You're dissing me, pretending to be happy!
[13:06] SAKIKO
    Dad, watch out!
[13:07] HIROSHI
    Huh?
[13:12] MARUKO/I
    We're done for!
[13:13] TOMOZOU/I
    I'm going to die!
[13:26] HIROSHI
    W-We're saved...
[13:35] SAKIKO
    Grandpa?!
[13:39] TOMOZOU
    I... I just...
[13:43] TOMOZOU
    I saw my life flash before my eyes.
[13:49] TOMOZOU
    It's true that you look back
    on your life before you die.
[13:58] TOMOZOU
    I'm so glad I didn't die.
[14:01] TOMOZOU
    My mundane life is going to continue.
[14:06] MARUKO
    Dad, you need to be careful!
[14:08] MARUKO
    I really thought I was going to die.
[14:10] HIROSHI
    Yeah, that was bad...
[14:13] HIROSHI
    That was a fancy car too.
[14:19] STAFF
    Here you go.
[14:20] HIROSHI
    Thanks.
[14:24] HIROSHI
    All right, now we'll be on the highway.
[14:27] HIROSHI
    The real drive starts now!
[14:32] SAKIKO
    We'll die for sure if we
    get into an accident again.
[14:35] TOMOZOU
    H-Hiroshi!
[14:37] TOMOZOU
    Let's just go home!
[14:38] MARUKO
    Dad, let's turn back!
[14:41] HIROSHI
    Idiot! There's no turning back!
[14:47] SAKIKO
    What are you doing, Grandpa?
[14:49] TOMOZOU
    I'm checking my pulse.
[14:51] SAKIKO
    Your pulse?
[14:52] TOMOZOU
    That's right.
[14:53] TOMOZOU
    It's called "Three Pulse Protection Method."
[14:56] TOMOZOU
    You check the pulses on the side
    of your neck and on your wrist.
[15:01] TOMOZOU
    If the pulses on those three
    locations are synchronized,
[15:04] TOMOZOU
    your life is safe for the next 24 hours.
[15:09] TOMOZOU
    But
[15:12] TOMOZOU
    if there are beating differently...
    then you'll die within 24 hours.
[15:20] MARUKO
    Is that true?
[15:23] TOMOZOU
    It's an old legend.
[15:25] TOMOZOU
    Whether or not to believe is up to you.
[15:29] SAKIKO
    So, how were your pulses?
[15:34] TOMOZOU
    The balance of my three pulses is good!
[15:37] TOMOZOU
    There's no life-threatening
    danger for 24 hours!
[15:41] HIROSHI
    Whoa!
[15:48] TOMOZOU
    See? Nothing life-threatening, right?
[15:51] TOMOZOU
    We're safe, we're safe.
[16:15] MARUKO
    Dad...
[16:18] MARUKO
    I'm hungry. Are we there yet?
[16:20] HIROSHI
    We're almost there.
[16:22] HIROSHI
    Oh?
[16:23] HIROSHI
    There's the exit for Yokohama.
SIGN    To Yokohama
[16:29] SAKIKO/I
    So finally I'm in Yokohama, where he lives...
[16:34] TOMOZOU
    Yokohama, huh?
[16:37] SAKIKO
    Wow, it looks fun!
SIGN    Chinatown
[16:40] MARUKO
    I want to go explore.
[16:44] MARUKO
    Dad, let's park the car and get out. Come on!
[16:49] HIROSHI
    Hold on.
[16:50] HIROSHI
    I don't know where I can park.
SIGN    Chinese Restaurant
[17:03] STAFF
    Welcome.
[17:05] STAFF
    What can I get you?
[17:06] HIROSHI
    Four orders of ramen.
[17:08] MARUKO
    What?!
[17:09] MARUKO
    Don't place my order without asking!
[17:12] MARUKO
    We came all this way to
    an authentic Chinatown,
[17:14] MARUKO
    so I want to eat something other than ramen.
[17:17] HIROSHI
    Shut up!
[17:18] HIROSHI
    Think about how much that'll cost!
[17:20] HIROSHI
    We parked the car on the street, so we
    don't have time to spend on the meal!
[17:27] MARUKO
    This is different from the
    drive Tama-chan described...
[17:32] TAMAE
    Going to the beach and a
    restaurant... It's fun!
[17:45] TAMAE
    Mom, Maru-chan is going on a drive today.
[17:49] TAMAE'S MOM
    Oh, that's nice.
[17:51] TAMAE
    Mom, can we go on a drive next week?
[17:54] TAMAE'S MOM
    Sure. Let's ask Dad.
[17:57] TAMAE
    Yay! Please take me to the
    restaurant in the harbor.
[18:01] TAMAE'S MOM
    Okay, if Dad has time for us.
[18:04] TAMAE
    His time is taken up by
    photography these days.
[18:09] TAMAE'S MOM
    I know.
[18:11] TAMAE
    I wonder if Maru-chan and her family
    are at a restaurant somewhere.
[18:15] TAMAE'S MOM
    I'm sure they're at a fancy restaurant.
[18:24] HIROSHI
    Pretty good.
[18:25] MARUKO
    Yes.
[18:27] SAKIKO/I
    I came all the way to Yokohama
    to eat a bowl of ramen...
[18:34] SAKIKO/I
    With a family like this...
[18:39] SAKIKO/I
    Yokohama,
[18:42] SAKIKO/I
    the city that boy lives in.
[18:52] HIROSHI
    Big sis, you're not eating?
[18:55] HIROSHI
    Then I'll eat it.
[18:56] SAKIKO
    Go ahead.
[18:58] TOMOZOU
    You don't want ramen?
[19:01] TOMOZOU
    Are you sure you're feeling okay?
[19:11] SAKIKO/I
    Today's Yokohama...
[19:13] SAKIKO/I
    The only memory of it is ramen...
SIGN    Chinese Restaurant
[19:39] MARUKO
    Dad, I need to use the bathroom.
[19:42] HIROSHI
    What?
[19:43] HIROSHI
    Why didn't you go in the restaurant, you idiot!
[19:47] MARUKO
    I didn't need to... go back then.
[19:52] MARUKO
    But now... I have to go!
[19:56] HIROSHI
    Hold it in.
[19:57] HIROSHI
    We already passed the service area.
[20:01] HIROSHI
    Oh no, traffic!
[20:03] MARUKO
    What?! You've got to be kidding me.
[20:07] HIROSHI
    It is what it is.
[20:10] MARUKO
    Hurry up, hurry up!
[20:14] TOMOZOU
    Maruko, hold it in!
[20:22] MARUKO
    Hey, how long do you think it'll be?
[20:26] HIROSHI
    Who knows?
[20:27] HIROSHI
    It'll probably take another hour or so?
[20:31] MARUKO
    Another hour?!
[20:33] MARUKO
    There's no way!
[20:35] MARUKO
    I'm going to die.
[20:37] TOMOZOU
    Maruko, please don't die!
[20:40] MARUKO
    Do you think... I could get out of the
    car and pee off the side of the road?
[20:47] HIROSHI/SAKIKO
    No!
[20:48] HIROSHI
    You get yelled at if you pee on the highway!
[20:52] SAKIKO
    Plus, it's dangerous!
[20:54] SAKIKO
    It's crazy!
[20:55] MARUKO
    Grandpa!
[20:57] TOMOZOU
    Maruko!
[20:59] TOMOZOU
    Please forgive me for being helpless!
SIGN    Sakura
[21:10] HIROSHI
    We're home.
[21:12] SUMIRE
    Welcome home.
[21:14] MARUKO
    I gotta pee, pee, pee!
[21:17] SUMIRE
    Oh my.
[21:18] HIROSHI
    Man, driving all the way to
    Yokohama sure was tiring.
[21:24] SUMIRE
    I bet it was.
[21:29] SUMIRE
    Big sis, how was Yokohama?
[21:32] SUMIRE
    Did you have fun?
[21:35] SAKIKO
    Ramen...
[21:36] SUMIRE
    Huh?
[21:37] SUMIRE
    Ramen?
[21:39] SUMIRE
    Don't you have some other memories?
[21:42] SUMIRE
    Like going to the harbor,
    or to Yamashita Park...
[21:47] SAKIKO
    No... Just ramen...
[21:52] NARRATOR/I
    After this day, this family
    never went on a drive.
[21:57] NARRATOR/I
    The car was reduced to a vehicle
    for Hiroshi to go fishing.
SIGN    Next Time
[22:15] MARUKO
    I wish someone would give
    me ten million yen.
[22:18] MARUKO
    Then I'd go to Las Vegas and
    make a fortune from roulette.
[22:21] MARUKO
    If I had ten billion, I bet I'd be
    richer than Hanawa-kun's family.
[22:24] MARUKO
    Oh man, it's so hot that only
    crazy thoughts come to my mind.
[22:28] MARUKO
    Next time, on Chibi Maruko-chan:
    "At Home on a Hot Summer Day."
SIGN    At Home on a Hot Summer Day
[22:33] MARUKO
    Look forward to it!