E1429 - The Family Goes on a Drive
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[00:00] TAMAE
Everyone, this way!
[00:02] TAMAE
Chibi Maruko-chan is about to start!
[00:11] MARUKO
Let's go, everyone!
[01:27] NARRATOR/I
Let it begin!
SIGN The Family Goes on a Drive
[01:29] [SONG] SIGN (black and white)
Sweets Shoppe Mitsuya
SIGN Ice cream
[01:31] MARUKO
"The Family Goes on a Drive"
SIGN Elementary School
[01:38] MARUKO
Tama-chan, listen.
[01:39] MARUKO
I'm going for a drive with my dad tomorrow.
[01:42] TAMAE
Wow, that's nice!
[01:44] TAMAE
What a stroke of luck that he
won the car in the lottery.
[01:48] MARUKO
Exactly.
[01:50] MARUKO
It was totally unexpected.
[01:52] MARUKO
He used up his luck for the rest of his life.
[01:56] TAMAE
That sounds excessive...
[01:59] YAMANE
I won a stereo in that lottery.
[02:02] YAMANE
Maybe I used up all my luck.
[02:05] MARUKO
No worries, your luck still has
a leftover from the stereo.
[02:10] MARUKO
Ours was a car, you know? So rest assured.
[02:14] YAMANE
I see, if you compare a car and a stereo,
the luck for a car is much larger.
[02:20] MARUKO
Right? See, so you still
have plenty of luck left.
[02:25] MARUKO
Your stomach might get better soon.
[02:29] MARUKO
So don't get discouraged!
[02:37] MARUKO
By the way, where does
everyone go for a drive?
[02:40] TAMAE
Let's see...
[02:43] TAMAE
Maybe the beach...
[02:46] TAMAE
Or mountains, perhaps?
[02:49] TAMAE
And go to a restaurant to eat...
I think that's about it.
[02:55] MARUKO
Beaches and mountains, huh?
[02:56] MARUKO
I guess grownups do go to
places like that on a date.
[03:01] TAMAE
How romantic, isn't it?
[03:03] TAMAE
Going for a drive might
be best suited for lovers.
[03:13] MARUKO
Going on a drive with Hiroshi and Grandpa
doesn't sound all that exciting, eh?
[03:21] TAMAE
I wouldn't say that...
[03:24] NOGUCHI
What if your luck gives you an accident
if you go on a drive with the car you won?
[03:31] NOGUCHI
Just kidding...
[03:35] TAMAE
Maru-chan, don't worry yourself over it.
[03:37] TAMAE
It's a joke.
[03:39] KIDS
Bye!
SIGN Elementary School
[03:40] KIDS
See you!
[03:41] YAMANE
Sakura is going on a drive
with her family tomorrow.
[03:46] FUJIKI
Is that so?
[03:47] FUJIKI
Oh yeah, her dad won a car
at the party the other day.
[03:54] NAGASAWA
Fujiki-kun, you won a flower vase.
[03:59] FUJIKI
I guess I did.
[04:01] NAGASAWA
And you won a stereo, Yamane-kun.
[04:05] YAMANE
That really surprised me.
[04:08] YAMANE
But I'm glad I won it.
[04:11] NAGASAWA
Among us present here, I'm the only one
who didn't win anything at the party.
[04:20] NAGASAWA
You two look timid, but you
sure are blessed with luck.
[04:25] YAMANE
That's not true.
[04:26] YAMANE
It was a coincidence.
[04:28] FUJIKI
That's right.
[04:30] FUJIKI
I'm sure something good
will happen to you soon.
[04:34] NAGASAWA
I don't need your pity.
[04:36] NAGASAWA
Compared to you, I'm just a guy
born under a star of misfortune...
SIGN Bad
[04:44] FUJIKI/YAMANE
Nagasawa-kun...
[04:47] NAGASAWA
Ouch!
[04:51] MIDDLE SCHOOLER
Sorry, my bad!
[04:58] NAGASAWA
See? You don't even have words to console me.
SIGN Sakura
[05:09] MARUKO
Mom, why aren't you going on
the drive with us tomorrow?
[05:09] [SONG] SIGN
Sato Sake Shop
[05:12] SUMIRE
Because I get car sick.
[05:14] MARUKO
Then it'll just be me, Dad, and Grandpa?
[05:19] MARUKO
It makes me a bit nervous...
[05:22] MARUKO
Not so reliable.
[05:24] SAKIKO
Then maybe I'll go.
[05:27] MARUKO
Big sis! Yes, let's go!
[05:29] SAKIKO
I don't have anything to do at home anyhow.
[05:32] SUMIRE
You can do chores if you
don't have anything to do.
[05:35] MARUKO
You'd rather go on a drive
than do chores, right?
[05:38] SAKIKO
Of course.
[05:39] SUMIRE
You two are insufferable.
[05:41] SAKIKO
And where's Dad?
[05:43] SUMIRE
He went to buy a map.
SIGN Izu
SIGN Shizuoka
SIGN Yamanashi
SIGN Nagano
SIGN Shizuoka
[05:45] MARUKO
A map?!
[05:47] SAKIKO
Don't tell me... does he
not know the routes well?
[05:53] HIROSHI
I bought a map!
[05:57] [SONG] SIGN
Sato Sake Shop
[05:57] MARUKO
Dad, let me ask you something.
[06:00] MARUKO
Do you by any chance not
know your way around?
[06:03] HIROSHI
Who do you take me for?!
[06:05] HIROSHI
Maps are made so that you look at it and
you'll know exactly where you need to go.
[06:09] MARUKO
But it might be better not to drive too far.
[06:12] SUMIRE
You're right, maybe limit yourselves to a
department store in Shizuoka or something?
[06:18] SAKIKO
A department store in Shizuoka, huh?
[06:21] SAKIKO
That's not really the distance
to go on a drive for.
[06:24] MARUKO
Yeah, it might be much
easier to take a train.
[06:28] HIROSHI
Stop being wet blankets.
[06:28] [SONG] SIGN
Sato Sake Shop
[06:31] HIROSHI
I'm telling you that I can take you
anywhere, as long as I have a map.
[06:36] HIROSHI
Even without a map, the
streets have names on them.
[06:40] HIROSHI
If you really want to go, I can take
you to Osaka, Kyoto, or wherever!
SIGN Osaka
SIGN Kyoto
[06:49] MARUKO
Osaka or Kyoto?!
[06:51] MARUKO
Of course I wanna go, but we
can't come back in one day.
[06:55] SAKIKO
That might be tight even with an overnight stay.
[06:57] TOMOZOU
I want to go to Izu.
[07:01] TOMOZOU
I want to relax at a hot spring in Izu!
[07:05] HIROSHI
Izu, huh?
[07:06] HIROSHI
That might be a reasonable distance.
[07:09] HIROSHI
And it is a tourist attraction.
[07:10] MARUKO
Grandpa, what a good idea!
[07:14] SAKIKO
But hold on, I need to remind you again
that this needs to be a day trip.
[07:19] SAKIKO
I don't think we'd have time to
relax at a hot spring, would we?
[07:22] [SONG] SIGN
Sato Sake Shop
[07:23] HIROSHI
That's true.
[07:24] HIROSHI
I'd want to soak in a hot spring
and drink if we're going to Izu,
[07:28] HIROSHI
but since I'd be driving, I can't drink...
[07:33] MARUKO
We should go to Izu when we have more time.
[07:37] TOMOZOU
What?!
[07:40] HIROSHI
Then where are we going to go?
[07:48] NARRATOR/I
Back to the night of the party,
where the Sakura family attended...
[07:53] SAKIKO/I
It's the boy I met at the last party...
[07:57] (Flashback) BOY
I'm from Yokohama.
[07:59] SAKIKO/I
That's what he said.
[08:02] SAKIKO/I
Ah, he lives in Yokohama.
[08:06] SAKIKO/I
I want to go to Yokohama, too.
[08:09] SAKIKO/I
Even if I can't see him, I just want to go...
[08:14] (Flashback) SAKIKO
How about Yokohama?
[08:16] MARUKO/HIROSHI/TOMOZOU
Yokohama?!
[08:16] [SONG] SIGN
Sato Sake Shop
[08:18] SAKIKO
Yes, you can go and come
back within a day.
SIGN Chinatown
[08:22] SAKIKO
There's a Chinatown there
too, so it'll be fun.
[08:26] MARUKO
Right, Yokohama might be fun.
[08:30] HIROSHI
Okay, then let's go to Yokohama.
[08:33] MARUKO
It's settled!
[08:37] SAKIKO/I
Yes! I'm so happy!
[08:43] HIROSHI
Hey, we're going! Hurry up!
[08:47] MARUKO
Okay!
[08:50] TOMOZOU
The weather is nice today.
SIGN Sakura
[08:55] HIROSHI
Oh, you're finally here.
[08:58] MARUKO
Wow! Dad, you look cool!
[09:01] TOMOZOU
Oh! Hiroshi!
[09:05] HIROSHI
Stop it, you silly...
[09:11] MARUKO
You look like a classic actor!
[09:13] TOMOZOU
You don't look like my son!
[09:16] SAKIKO
Stop being silly, you two.
[09:19] SAKIKO
What's cool is the car.
[09:22] SAKIKO
Dad looks like he always does.
[09:24] HIROSHI
Ta-lala...
[09:26] MARUKO
You're right.
[09:29] MARUKO
Oh! There's Tama-chan's dad.
[09:34] HIROSHI
Hello, Mr. Honami. How are you?
[09:38] TAMAE'S DAD
Hello.
[09:40] TAMAE'S DAD
Tamae told me that you were going on a
drive as a family for the first time.
[09:47] HIROSHI
Huh? You came out here to see us off?
[09:51] TAMAE'S DAD
Yes. I was hoping that
I could take a picture of you
[09:57] TAMAE'S DAD
to commemorate your first
drive while I'm at it.
[10:00] HIROSHI
That would be a great memory of the drive.
[10:02] HIROSHI
We would love that.
[10:04] TAMAE'S DAD
Well, then let's get to it.
[10:08] TAMAE'S DAD
Everyone!
[10:10] TAMAE'S DAD
Look this way and smile!
[10:13] TAMAE'S DAD
Are you ready?
[10:17] TAMAE'S DAD
Smile!
[10:20] TAMAE'S DAD
Please drive carefully.
[10:22] HIROSHI
Thank you very much.
[10:26] MARUKO
Tama-chan's dad is now taking
photos of the other families.
[10:32] HIROSHI
Right. It's fine, but I didn't know
he was the type to get so absorbed.
[10:37] SAKIKO
He seems like a quiet guy...
[10:40] HIROSHI
Okay, are we ready?
SIGN Sakura
[10:49] MARUKO
Hey Dad, are you sure you
don't need to consult the map?
[10:53] HIROSHI
Not a problem.
[10:55] HIROSHI
I took a look at it last night,
and it's in my brain already,
[11:02] HIROSHI
so I don't need to look at it at every turn.
[11:04] MARUKO
I'm not sure how much I can trust that.
[11:06] MARUKO
Are you sure we won't end
up stranded somewhere?
[11:10] HIROSHI
If that happens, that would be kind of fun.
[11:15] HIROSHI
That's what a drive is.
[11:19] HIROSHI
And that's how I roll!
[11:25] MARUKO
Dad, I think you're cool today.
[11:29] TOMOZOU
Yes, yes.
[11:35] NARRATOR/I
Continue to the next half...
[11:46] MARUKO
How nice.
[11:48] MARUKO
Going on a drive as a
family feels like a dream.
[11:56] MARUKO/I
Drive, drive.
[12:01] MARUKO/I
So nice.
[12:03] MARUKO/I
Zoom, zoom! It goes.
[12:06] MARUKO/I
Go, go!
[12:08] MARUKO/I
If you were walking, we'd
still be at Mimatsu-ya.
[12:13] MARUKO/I
However, however.
[12:17] MARUKO/I
The car is oh so fast.
[12:20] MARUKO/I
Go, go!
[12:22] MARUKO/I
We're already at the interchange in Shimizu.
SIGN Tomei Expressway
[12:30] SAKIKO
What was that song?
[12:32] SAKIKO
So lame...
[12:35] MARUKO
What?
[12:36] MARUKO
You have a problem?
[12:38] TOMOZOU
Hey now.
[12:40] TOMOZOU
Please don't get into a fight today.
[12:44] TOMOZOU
I'm really happy right now.
[12:46] TOMOZOU
My son is driving so splendidly.
[12:50] HIROSHI
Oh, please.
[12:51] TOMOZOU
He used to be a snotty kid.
[12:53] TOMOZOU
He was good-for-nothing, but now...
[12:58] MARUKO
Dad never had special skills, but now...
[13:01] HIROSHI
Shut up!
[13:02] HIROSHI
You're dissing me, pretending to be happy!
[13:06] SAKIKO
Dad, watch out!
[13:07] HIROSHI
Huh?
[13:12] MARUKO/I
We're done for!
[13:13] TOMOZOU/I
I'm going to die!
[13:26] HIROSHI
W-We're saved...
[13:35] SAKIKO
Grandpa?!
[13:39] TOMOZOU
I... I just...
[13:43] TOMOZOU
I saw my life flash before my eyes.
[13:49] TOMOZOU
It's true that you look back
on your life before you die.
[13:58] TOMOZOU
I'm so glad I didn't die.
[14:01] TOMOZOU
My mundane life is going to continue.
[14:06] MARUKO
Dad, you need to be careful!
[14:08] MARUKO
I really thought I was going to die.
[14:10] HIROSHI
Yeah, that was bad...
[14:13] HIROSHI
That was a fancy car too.
[14:19] STAFF
Here you go.
[14:20] HIROSHI
Thanks.
[14:24] HIROSHI
All right, now we'll be on the highway.
[14:27] HIROSHI
The real drive starts now!
[14:32] SAKIKO
We'll die for sure if we
get into an accident again.
[14:35] TOMOZOU
H-Hiroshi!
[14:37] TOMOZOU
Let's just go home!
[14:38] MARUKO
Dad, let's turn back!
[14:41] HIROSHI
Idiot! There's no turning back!
[14:47] SAKIKO
What are you doing, Grandpa?
[14:49] TOMOZOU
I'm checking my pulse.
[14:51] SAKIKO
Your pulse?
[14:52] TOMOZOU
That's right.
[14:53] TOMOZOU
It's called "Three Pulse Protection Method."
[14:56] TOMOZOU
You check the pulses on the side
of your neck and on your wrist.
[15:01] TOMOZOU
If the pulses on those three
locations are synchronized,
[15:04] TOMOZOU
your life is safe for the next 24 hours.
[15:09] TOMOZOU
But
[15:12] TOMOZOU
if there are beating differently...
then you'll die within 24 hours.
[15:20] MARUKO
Is that true?
[15:23] TOMOZOU
It's an old legend.
[15:25] TOMOZOU
Whether or not to believe is up to you.
[15:29] SAKIKO
So, how were your pulses?
[15:34] TOMOZOU
The balance of my three pulses is good!
[15:37] TOMOZOU
There's no life-threatening
danger for 24 hours!
[15:41] HIROSHI
Whoa!
[15:48] TOMOZOU
See? Nothing life-threatening, right?
[15:51] TOMOZOU
We're safe, we're safe.
[16:15] MARUKO
Dad...
[16:18] MARUKO
I'm hungry. Are we there yet?
[16:20] HIROSHI
We're almost there.
[16:22] HIROSHI
Oh?
[16:23] HIROSHI
There's the exit for Yokohama.
SIGN To Yokohama
[16:29] SAKIKO/I
So finally I'm in Yokohama, where he lives...
[16:34] TOMOZOU
Yokohama, huh?
[16:37] SAKIKO
Wow, it looks fun!
SIGN Chinatown
[16:40] MARUKO
I want to go explore.
[16:44] MARUKO
Dad, let's park the car and get out. Come on!
[16:49] HIROSHI
Hold on.
[16:50] HIROSHI
I don't know where I can park.
SIGN Chinese Restaurant
[17:03] STAFF
Welcome.
[17:05] STAFF
What can I get you?
[17:06] HIROSHI
Four orders of ramen.
[17:08] MARUKO
What?!
[17:09] MARUKO
Don't place my order without asking!
[17:12] MARUKO
We came all this way to
an authentic Chinatown,
[17:14] MARUKO
so I want to eat something other than ramen.
[17:17] HIROSHI
Shut up!
[17:18] HIROSHI
Think about how much that'll cost!
[17:20] HIROSHI
We parked the car on the street, so we
don't have time to spend on the meal!
[17:27] MARUKO
This is different from the
drive Tama-chan described...
[17:32] TAMAE
Going to the beach and a
restaurant... It's fun!
[17:45] TAMAE
Mom, Maru-chan is going on a drive today.
[17:49] TAMAE'S MOM
Oh, that's nice.
[17:51] TAMAE
Mom, can we go on a drive next week?
[17:54] TAMAE'S MOM
Sure. Let's ask Dad.
[17:57] TAMAE
Yay! Please take me to the
restaurant in the harbor.
[18:01] TAMAE'S MOM
Okay, if Dad has time for us.
[18:04] TAMAE
His time is taken up by
photography these days.
[18:09] TAMAE'S MOM
I know.
[18:11] TAMAE
I wonder if Maru-chan and her family
are at a restaurant somewhere.
[18:15] TAMAE'S MOM
I'm sure they're at a fancy restaurant.
[18:24] HIROSHI
Pretty good.
[18:25] MARUKO
Yes.
[18:27] SAKIKO/I
I came all the way to Yokohama
to eat a bowl of ramen...
[18:34] SAKIKO/I
With a family like this...
[18:39] SAKIKO/I
Yokohama,
[18:42] SAKIKO/I
the city that boy lives in.
[18:52] HIROSHI
Big sis, you're not eating?
[18:55] HIROSHI
Then I'll eat it.
[18:56] SAKIKO
Go ahead.
[18:58] TOMOZOU
You don't want ramen?
[19:01] TOMOZOU
Are you sure you're feeling okay?
[19:11] SAKIKO/I
Today's Yokohama...
[19:13] SAKIKO/I
The only memory of it is ramen...
SIGN Chinese Restaurant
[19:39] MARUKO
Dad, I need to use the bathroom.
[19:42] HIROSHI
What?
[19:43] HIROSHI
Why didn't you go in the restaurant, you idiot!
[19:47] MARUKO
I didn't need to... go back then.
[19:52] MARUKO
But now... I have to go!
[19:56] HIROSHI
Hold it in.
[19:57] HIROSHI
We already passed the service area.
[20:01] HIROSHI
Oh no, traffic!
[20:03] MARUKO
What?! You've got to be kidding me.
[20:07] HIROSHI
It is what it is.
[20:10] MARUKO
Hurry up, hurry up!
[20:14] TOMOZOU
Maruko, hold it in!
[20:22] MARUKO
Hey, how long do you think it'll be?
[20:26] HIROSHI
Who knows?
[20:27] HIROSHI
It'll probably take another hour or so?
[20:31] MARUKO
Another hour?!
[20:33] MARUKO
There's no way!
[20:35] MARUKO
I'm going to die.
[20:37] TOMOZOU
Maruko, please don't die!
[20:40] MARUKO
Do you think... I could get out of the
car and pee off the side of the road?
[20:47] HIROSHI/SAKIKO
No!
[20:48] HIROSHI
You get yelled at if you pee on the highway!
[20:52] SAKIKO
Plus, it's dangerous!
[20:54] SAKIKO
It's crazy!
[20:55] MARUKO
Grandpa!
[20:57] TOMOZOU
Maruko!
[20:59] TOMOZOU
Please forgive me for being helpless!
SIGN Sakura
[21:10] HIROSHI
We're home.
[21:12] SUMIRE
Welcome home.
[21:14] MARUKO
I gotta pee, pee, pee!
[21:17] SUMIRE
Oh my.
[21:18] HIROSHI
Man, driving all the way to
Yokohama sure was tiring.
[21:24] SUMIRE
I bet it was.
[21:29] SUMIRE
Big sis, how was Yokohama?
[21:32] SUMIRE
Did you have fun?
[21:35] SAKIKO
Ramen...
[21:36] SUMIRE
Huh?
[21:37] SUMIRE
Ramen?
[21:39] SUMIRE
Don't you have some other memories?
[21:42] SUMIRE
Like going to the harbor,
or to Yamashita Park...
[21:47] SAKIKO
No... Just ramen...
[21:52] NARRATOR/I
After this day, this family
never went on a drive.
[21:57] NARRATOR/I
The car was reduced to a vehicle
for Hiroshi to go fishing.
SIGN Next Time
[22:15] MARUKO
I wish someone would give
me ten million yen.
[22:18] MARUKO
Then I'd go to Las Vegas and
make a fortune from roulette.
[22:21] MARUKO
If I had ten billion, I bet I'd be
richer than Hanawa-kun's family.
[22:24] MARUKO
Oh man, it's so hot that only
crazy thoughts come to my mind.
[22:28] MARUKO
Next time, on Chibi Maruko-chan:
"At Home on a Hot Summer Day."
SIGN At Home on a Hot Summer Day
[22:33] MARUKO
Look forward to it!