E1426 - Hiroshi's Friendship, Maruko's Friendship / Maruko Wants to Play Darts

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[00:00] MARUKO
    Hey everyone, gather around!
[00:02] MARUKO
    Chibi Maruko-chan is about to start!
[00:11] MARUKO
    Let's go, everyone!
[01:27] NARRATRO/I
    Let it begin!
SIGN    Hiroshi's Friendship, Maruko's Friendship
[01:29] [SONG] SIGN (black and white)
    Sweets Shoppe Mitsuya
SIGN    Ice cream
[01:30] MARUKO
    "Hiroshi's Friendship, Maruko's Friendship."
SIGN    Sakura
[01:37] MARUKO
    February is short, since
    there's only 28 days.
[01:42] TOMOZOU
    A leap year has one extra
    day, so it has 29 days.
[01:47] MARUKO
    It's strange that we have one extra day.
[01:51] TOMOZOU
    Here we go!
SIGN    February
[01:53] TOMOZOU
    February gets longer and longer!
[01:55] TOMOZOU
    February 29th, 30th, 31st, 32nd, 33rd,
[02:04] TOMOZOU
    34th, 35th, 36th, 37th...
[02:06] HIROSHI
    Stop being so silly.
[02:09] YAMA-CHAN
    Hello!
[02:12] YAMA-CHAN
    I've brought you a bamboo shoot.
[02:15] HIROSHI
    Oh, the first bamboo shoot of the year.
[02:17] HIROSHI
    Thanks, Yama-chan.
[02:19] YAMA-CHAN
    If you have time, you wanna come with me?
[02:22] HIROSHI
    Sounds good!
[02:24] HIROSHI
    I'll be off!
[02:27] MARUKO
    I'm jealous of Dad.
[02:29] MARUKO
    I'm totally wasting this beautiful weather.
[02:36] SAKIKO
    Maruko, Tama-chan's on the phone for you.
[02:39] TAMAE
    Maru-chan, do you want to bring snacks
[02:42] TAMAE
    and a water bottle to go
    on picnic after lunch?
[02:46] MARUKO
    A picnic?
[02:47] MARUKO
    Sounds great!
[02:49] MARUKO
    It's so nice and warm out today.
[02:58] MARUKO
    My dad and Yama-chan have been friends
    since they were in elementary school,
[03:03] MARUKO
    for like 30 years.
[03:05] TAMAE
    Wow, that's amazing!
[03:07] MARUKO
    I wish we could be friends
    like that for years to come.
[03:11] TAMAE
    Me too.
[03:12] MARUKO
    Should we sit around here somewhere?
[03:15] TAMAE
    Okay.
[03:18] MARUKO
    Oh?
[03:19] TAMAE
    Hm?
[03:22] MARUKO
    They seem to be fighting?
[03:26] TAMAE
    Oh, they're leaving!
[03:28] MARUKO
    What?!
[03:29] MARUKO
    They were having fun just a second ago.
[03:31] MARUKO
    I wonder what happened?
[03:33] TAMAE
    I know...
[03:41] TAMAE
    Hey, do you want to come over after this?
[03:43] TAMAE
    We decorated hina dolls yesterday.
[03:45] MARUKO
    Nice, I'd love to come!
[03:47] MARUKO
    It's only two more weeks
    until the hina doll festival.
[03:51] TAMAE
    Did you decorate the dolls at your house?
[03:53] MARUKO
    No, we have dolls for me and my sister,
[03:57] MARUKO
    so my mom really needs to get
    into gear to make it happen.
[04:01] MARUKO
    I'm hoping that will happen soon.
[04:05] TAMAE
    I see, it's not easy to
    decorate a lot of dolls.
[04:13] MARUKO
    This is so nice.
[04:13] MARUKO
    It's like spring is here already.
[04:16] TAMAE
    That's true.
[04:18] MARUKO
    Spring is the perfect season
    to zone out, you know?
[04:23] MARUKO
    Ah, this is bliss.
[04:26] NARRATOR/I
    You're zoning out every season of the year.
SIGN    Sakura
[04:30] MARUKO
    Dad.
[04:32] MARUKO
    I don't know what happened with
    Yama-chan, but you two should make up.
[04:32] [SONG] SIGN
    Sato Sake Shop
[04:36] HIROSHI
    It's fine, I don't want
    to see him for a while.
[04:39] TOMOZOU
    What, did you have a fight with Yama-chan?
[04:44] TOMOZOU
    He's your precious friend.
[04:47] TOMOZOU
    The sooner you apologize, the better.
[04:49] HIROSHI
    That's none of your business.
[04:54] TOMOZOU
    Thirty years ago, both you and
    Yama-chan used to be adorable boys...
[05:00] (Flashback) YOUNG YAMA-CHAN
    Hiroshi, let's go fishing!
[05:02] (Flashback) YOUNG HIROSHI
    Sure, I'll come!
[05:07] MARUKO
    In thirty years, any boys will
    grow to be middle-aged men.
[05:12] [SONG] SIGN
    Sato Sake Shop
[05:13] MARUKO
    But after 30 years, you're still fishing?
[05:17] MARUKO
    You haven't changed at all.
[05:19] TOMOZOU
    Yes, indeed.
[05:20] TOMOZOU
    And it's not like they're
    getting any better at it.
[05:29] MARUKO
    My dad said, "I don't want to see Yama-chan."
[05:33] MARUKO
    He's supposed to be a grownup.
[05:35] TAMAE
    But they have 30 years of friendship.
[05:38] TAMAE
    Maybe something unthinkable happened?
[05:41] MARUKO
    I know.
[05:42] MARUKO
    I do hope they make up...
[05:45] TAMAE
    I wonder if we'd ever go
    through something like that.
[05:48] MARUKO
    I doubt it.
[05:50] MARUKO
    We'll be close forever and ever.
[05:53] TAMAE
    I'm sure you're right.
[05:54] MARUKO
    And if we did fight, I'm
    sure I'd be my fault.
[05:59] MARUKO
    So please wait for me until
    I come to you to apologize.
[06:02] MARUKO
    I'm sorry for always troubling you.
[06:05] TAMAE
    We'll be best friends forever.
[06:07] MARUKO
    Yes, we will.
[06:11] NARRATOR/I
    A couple days later...
[06:12] [SONG] SIGN
    Sato Sake Shop
[06:14] MARUKO
    Hey Dad, are you still
    fighting with Yama-chan?
[06:20] HIROSHI
    I don't know!
[06:22] MARUKO/I
    Yeah, he still is...
[06:26] TAMAE
    Maru-chan!
SIGN    Sakura
[06:29] MARUKO
    We've finally decorated the hina dolls.
[06:32] TAMAE
    Wow!
[06:37] TAMAE
    Hina dolls for two are really gorgeous!
[06:41] TAMAE
    I love it!
[06:42] MARUKO
    The room gets smaller though.
[06:44] TAMAE
    Your dolls are tiny and
    they're cute like you.
[06:50] MARUKO
    My big sis said the lady-in-waiting
    on the right looked like me.
[06:55] TAMAE
    Yes, I think so too.
[06:58] MARUKO
    I know!
[06:59] MARUKO
    If we put my dolls next to my
    sister's, they'd look so cute!
[07:04] MARUKO
    Let's try it.
[07:06] TAMAE
    What?
[07:07] SAKIKO
    Don't touch my dolls.
[07:12] MARUKO
    If you heard me, that makes it easier.
[07:14] MARUKO
    I'll put them back later, so please?
[07:17] SAKIKO
    No!
[07:18] SAKIKO
    You might break them.
[07:20] MARUKO
    I won't!
[07:22] MARUKO
    I just want to try. Please?
[07:23] SAKIKO
    Sweet talking to me won't work.
[07:25] MARUKO
    You meanie!
[07:26] MARUKO
    By the way, this doll's face
    looks haughty, just like you!
[07:31] MARUKO
    A haughty hina doll for you!
[07:36] SAKIKO
    Humph!
[07:40] TAMAE
    Maybe you've gone too far?
[07:43] MARUKO
    I only wanted to see them side by side...
[07:46] TAMAE
    I should get going now.
[07:49] NARRATOR/I
    The next day...
[07:53] MARUKO
    Mom told me to get something
    to eat with you for dinner.
[07:59] MARUKO
    Should we go to a restaurant,
    or a sushi place?
[08:02] HIROSHI
    I've got no plan.
[08:07] HIROSHI
    Oh, maybe we could go to the oden place?
[08:11] MARUKO
    Yes, please!
[08:16] MARUKO/I
    The oden place, huh?
[08:18] MARUKO/I
    He usually goes with Yama-chan.
SIGN    Diner Koyama Chan
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Udon      Oden      Yakisoba
SIGN    We Have
    Combo
    Sets
SIGN    Koyama-chan
[08:28] HOSTESS
    Welcome.
[08:33] MARUKO/I
    Yama-chan's here!
[08:35] MARUKO/I
    What will Dad do if he
    notices Yama-chan's here?
[08:37] HOSTESS
    This way, please.
[08:45] MARUKO
    Hey Dad, why did you have
    a fight with Yama-chan?
[08:50] MARUKO
    Come on, tell me!
[08:54] HIROSHI
    We didn't bring enough gizzards.
[08:58] MARUKO
    Gizzards, as in skewered food?
[09:01] (Flashback) HIROSHI
    There's only one, so I'll take
    it off the skewer to share.
[09:05] (Flashback) YAMA-CHAN
    Come on, it doesn't look good
    if you take them off a skewer!
[09:09] (Flashback) YAMA-CHAN
    I don't need it, so you eat it.
[09:11] (Flashback) HIROSHI
    No, thanks.
[09:12] (Flashback) HIROSHI
    I know it's your favorite.
[09:13] (Flashback) HIROSHI
    You eat it.
[09:15] (Flashback) YAMA-CHAN
    You're making me look like I took it off
    the skewer because I wanted to eat it.
[09:20] (Flashback) HIROSHI
    That's not what I said.
[09:22] (Flashback) HIROSHI
    Here, eat it.
[09:23] (Flashback) YAMA-CHAN
    No, it's fine!
[09:25] (Flashback) HIROSHI
    Huh? You're so stubborn!
[09:31] HIROSHI
    And then I left.
[09:35] MARUKO
    If you're going to be so stubborn
    over such a silly thing,
[09:38] MARUKO
    bring it home next time and I'll eat it.
[09:43] YAMA-CHAN
    It was a silly thing, indeed.
[09:47] HIROSHI
    Yama-chan, you're here.
[09:51] YAMA-CHAN
    What were we so hung up on?
[09:54] HIROSHI
    Ha, seriously.
[09:56] YAMA-CHAN
    Can I sit with you?
[09:58] HIROSHI
    Sure, join us.
[10:01] HOSTESS
    Here's amazake.
[10:03] HOSTESS
    It's almost the hina doll festival,
    so this one's on us for you.
[10:06] MARUKO
    Wow, thank you!
[10:09] HIROSHI
    Tonight, I'm buying.
[10:11] YAMA-CHAN
    Now you're making me look like I came over
    here because I wanted you to pay for me.
[10:15] MARUKO/I
    There are two Ministers of the Right here.
[10:31] TAMAE
    Your dolls are tiny and
    they're cute like you.
[10:42] MARUKO
    I only wanted to see them side by side...
[10:45] TAMAE/I
    I could have agreed with her and
    said, "I know," or something...
[10:51] MARUKO
    Listen,
[10:52] MARUKO
    About the hina dolls... I went too far.
[10:55] MARUKO
    I'm sorry.
[11:00] SAKIKO
    You can put them side by side.
[11:03] MARUKO
    Really?!
[11:14] MARUKO/I
    Tomorrow, I'll apologize to Tama-chan.
[11:21] MARUKO
    I'm sorry about the other day.
[11:22] TAMAE
    Not at all.
[11:24] TAMAE
    I'm sorry for leaving so soon.
[11:28] MARUKO
    You didn't do anything wrong.
[11:30] MARUKO
    Like I said before, I was truly
    at fault when you think about it.
[11:35] MARUKO
    I'm really sorry.
[11:37] TAMAE
    Maru-chan.
[11:39] MARUKO
    Oh yeah, my dad and Yama-chan made up.
[11:43] TAMAE
    Is that so?
[11:44] TAMAE
    I'm glad to hear it.
[11:45] MARUKO
    Yes, everything is back to normal.
[11:49] TAMAE
    So what was the cause of the fight?
[11:51] MARUKO
    Huh?
[11:52] MARUKO
    Oh, it was just gizzards...
[11:55] TAMAE
    What?
[11:56] TAMAE
    What is that?
[11:57] TAMAE
    Gizz...?
[11:58] MARUKO
    It's skewered food.
[12:01] TAMAE
    Huh? Skewered food?!
[12:03] NARRATOR/I
    The more Maruko explained, and
    the more Tama-chan listened,
[12:06] NARRATOR/I
    the more they felt the
    whole thing was so silly.
SIGN    Maruko Wants to Play Darts
[12:18] [SONG] SIGN (black and white)
    Sweets Shoppe Mitsuya
SIGN    Ice cream
[12:19] MARUKO
    "Maruko Wants to Play Darts."
[12:29] MARUKO
    I get sleepy after lunch.
[12:32] TAMAE
    I know.
[12:35] HAMAJI
    The pitcher throws the ball!
[12:39] BUTAROU
    It's a miss, boo!
[12:41] HAMAJI
    Tsk, too bad.
[12:45] HAMAJI
    One more time.
[12:46] TAMAE
    Did you need to get back here?
[12:49] HAMAJI
    I want to make it from here.
[12:52] MARUKO
    It's a miss again.
[13:00] HAMAJI
    What's with that pose?
[13:11] BUTAROU
    Incredible, boo!
[13:11] MARUKO/TAMAE
    Amazing!
[13:11] HAMAJI
    Wow!
[13:13] MARUKO
    Hanawa-kun, what was that pitch?
[13:16] HANAWA
    That's how you throw darts.
[13:18] MARUKO
    Darts?
[13:20] MARUKO
    I've heard that somewhere.
[13:21] HANAWA
    It's a game where you throw small arrows.
[13:24] HANAWA
    I got it as a souvenir from abroad.
[13:26] HANAWA
    I'm working on my skills at home.
[13:29] TAMAE
    You have darts at home?
[13:32] MIGIWA
    I don't like it!
[13:35] MARUKO
    Wh-What's wrong, Migiwa-san?
[13:37] MIGIWA
    That's so dangerous!
[13:39] MIGIWA
    What if it stabs you, Hanawa-kun?!
[13:46] HANAWA
    No need to worry.
[13:48] HANAWA
    They're for kids with suction cups.
[13:52] MARUKO
    I didn't know you played with toys like that.
[13:58] HANAWA
    Darts aren't toys.
[13:59] HANAWA
    It's a sport with depth.
[14:02] HAMAJI
    Sport?
[14:03] HANAWA
    The exact height of the target and the
    distance to the target are specified,
[14:08] HANAWA
    and there are rules for scoring
    from single, double, to triple.
[14:14] MARUKO
    Sounds complicated.
[14:16] HANAWA
    If you'd like, you can join
    me at my house this Sunday.
[14:21] HAMAJI
    Yeah, that sounds good.
[14:23] HANAWA
    It'll be fun to play with all of us together.
[14:25] BUTAROU
    I'd love to try, boo,
[14:27] HANAWA
    Sakura-kun, Honami-kun,
    would you like to join us?
[14:30] MIGIWA
    I'd love to!
[14:32] HANAWA
    S-Sure, of course.
[14:35] MARUKO/I
    They give us tasty snacks
    at Hanawa-kun's place.
[14:40] MARUKO
    Yeah, I'll come.
SIGN    Sakura
[14:46] MARUKO
    Oops, here's tissue I used
    to blow my nose with.
[14:50] SAKIKO
    That's nasty. Throw it away.
[14:54] MARUKO
    I know.
[14:58] TOMOZOU
    What are you doing?
[14:59] MARUKO
    Don't you know what darts is, Grandpa?
[15:02] HIROSHI
    I've seen it on TV.
[15:04] MARUKO
    You throw arrows at a target.
[15:07] TOMOZOU
    Kind of like horseback archery?
[15:15] TOMOZOU
    Bullseye!
[15:18] MARUKO
    I think it went something like this.
[15:20] MARUKO
    Easy peasy.
[15:21] MARUKO
    There!
[15:23] SAKIKO
    That was a miss.
[15:25] MARUKO
    Shut up.
[15:28] HIROSHI
    All right, let me try.
[15:29] HIROSHI
    There!
[15:31] HIROSHI
    Shoot, that was close.
[15:33] MARUKO
    That wasn't close at all.
[15:35] TOMOZOU
    Then let me find...
[15:37] TOMOZOU
    Oh, here it is.
[15:39] TOMOZOU
    Something like this?
[15:41] MARUKO
    I thought you didn't know darts.
[15:44] TOMOZOU
    It's just a ball toss game.
[15:46] TOMOZOU
    That's my specialty.
[16:01] HIROSHI
    It didn't even reach it.
[16:03] MARUKO
    You two talk big.
[16:06] SUMIRE
    I should check tomorrow's weather.
[16:11] SUMIRE
    Hm?
[16:12] SUMIRE
    What's going on?
[16:13] SUMIRE
    Maruko!
[16:14] MARUKO
    Why me?
[16:16] MARUKO
    Not all of this is mine.
[16:19] SUMIRE
    Just throw them away.
[16:21] MARUKO
    Boo.
[16:23] NARRATOR/I
    On Sunday...
[16:26] HIDE
    Right this way.
[16:28] MARUKO
    Oh!
[16:29] HANAWA
    Welcome, babies.
[16:32] HANAWA
    This is the board, which is the target.
[16:35] HAMAJI
    It looks like roulette.
[16:37] BUTAROU
    Does it spin?
[16:39] HANAWA
    Oh no, it doesn't spin,
    so please don't move it.
[16:45] MARUKO
    Wow, this is impressive.
[16:47] TAMAE
    Hanawa-kun, throw one for us.
[16:49] HANAWA
    Sure, I'd be happy to.
[16:54] HANAWA
    There are detailed rules, but
    let's aim at the center for now.
[16:59] MARUKO
    Yeah, let's stay easy and simple.
[17:04] HANAWA
    There!
[17:08] HANAWA
    Too bad.
[17:09] MIGIWA
    That was cool!
[17:11] MARUKO
    So that is the right throwing form.
[17:14] HANAWA
    This is where I usually throw,
[17:17] HANAWA
    but since this is your first time,
    let's try from somewhere closer.
[17:21] MIGIWA
    Hanawa-kun, you're so kind!
[17:24] MIGIWA
    I know!
[17:25] MIGIWA
    Can I be your manager?
[17:28] MARUKO
    Manager?
[17:29] HANAWA
    Hahaha, I appreciate you volunteering,
    but I'm not in competition or anything—
[17:34] MIGIWA
    But I want to do it, like handing
    you darts and wiping your sweat.
[17:39] HANAWA
    I don't think I'll sweat.
[17:42] HAMAJI
    Whatever, just let her be. You know?
[17:45] MARUKO
    Exactly.
[17:46] HANAWA
    O-Okay, I guess I'll take you up on that.
[17:50] HAMAJI
    All right, it's my turn next!
[17:56] BUTAROU
    You missed, boo.
[17:59] HAMAJI
    Hmm, this is a difficult way to throw.
[18:01] HAMAJI
    Hanawa, show it to me again.
[18:03] HANAWA
    Sure, of course.
[18:05] MIGIWA
    Hanawa-kun, I'm rooting for you!
[18:10] HANAWA
    Migiwa-kun, these are for you.
[18:13] MIGIWA
    I have received your love!
[18:22] MIGIWA
    Hanawa-kun!
[18:25] MARUKO
    Migiwa-san, you're way too close.
[18:34] HAMAJI
    Huh?
[18:35] BUTAROU
    It's farther away than before, boo.
[18:38] HANAWA
    Hahaha, I don't know why, but I got nervous.
[18:43] MIGIWA/I
    I made Hanawa-kun nervous!
[18:45] MIGIWA/I
    I'm a failure as his manager;
    how stupid of me!
[18:50] MARUKO
    Is there a trick to it?
[18:52] HANAWA
    Right, I hear top-rated players don't
    think anything unnecessary to throw.
[18:58] TAMAE
    Don't think anything unnecessary?
[19:01] MARUKO
    Hm, not thinking, huh?
[19:04] MARUKO/I
    Don't think anything unnecessary,
    anything unnecessary...
SIGN    Caramel
[19:08] MARUKO/I
    Snacks I'm hiding from Big Sis.
[19:11] MARUKO/I
    Tomorrow's UFO TV show I'm excited about.
[19:15] MARUKO/I
    A fat cat I saw on my way home...
[19:18] MARUKO
    Ah! I'm totally thinking
    about everything unnecessary!
[19:22] BUTAROU
    Don't think anything unnecessary, boo?
[19:26] BUTAROU/I
    Don't think anything
    unnecessary, don't think...
[19:31] BUTAROU/I
    What's "anything unnecessary," boo?
SIGN    Unnecessary
[19:37] BUTAROU
    It's hard not to think, boo!
[19:41] HAMAJI
    I'm really good at not thinking.
[19:44] HAMAJI
    All right!
[19:46] HAMAJI
    I'll try that with my next throw.
[19:50] HAMAJI
    I'm thinking nothing right now!
[19:55] HAMAJI
    There!
[20:03] HAMAJI
    Sorry, Hide the Butler!
[20:04] MARUKO
    That was cool!
[20:06] HIDE
    Everyone, how about a break?
[20:09] MARUKO
    That's what I've been waiting for!
[20:13] HANAWA
    Everyone, let's drink some tea and relax.
[20:17] MARUKO
    So good!
[20:19] TAMAE
    It is, isn't it?
[20:22] MARUKO
    It's so tasty, I'm in heaven!
[20:25] HANAWA
    Sakura-kun, you don't seem to
    be thinking anything unnecessary
[20:28] HANAWA
    when you're eating delicious food.
[20:31] BUTAROU
    I also feel anything
    unnecessary fading away, boo.
[20:36] HAMAJI
    Maybe now you can hit the target?
[20:40] BUTAROU
    Okay... boo!
[20:46] BUTAROU
    I did it, boo!
[20:48] HAMAJI
    That was incredible!
[20:50] BUTAROU
    I threw without thinking
    much and it made a hit, boo.
[20:54] HANAWA
    Sakura-kun, would you like to try next?
[20:57] MARUKO/I
    There's nothing more to be done
    since Butarou hit the bullseye.
[21:03] MARUKO
    Then just one throw...
[21:11] HAMAJI
    Are you serious?
[21:12] MARUKO
    I did hit it! I can't believe it!
[21:15] MARUKO
    Yay! I hit the bullseye!
[21:19] HAMAJI
    Huh?
[21:20] HAMAJI
    Oh!
[21:23] BUTAROU
    It fell, boo.
[21:25] MARUKO
    But it did hit the center, right?
[21:28] HAMAJI
    But it didn't stick, so...
[21:31] HANAWA
    That's unfortunate.
[21:33] MARUKO
    What?!
[21:34] MARUKO
    But you all saw it!
[21:36] MARUKO
    It hit the center, it
    was the bullseye, right?
[21:40] BUTAROU
    So I'm still number one, boo!
[21:42] TAMAE
    Maru-chan...
[21:44] MARUKO
    No way... I did hit it.
[21:48] HIDE
    Now now, Sakura-san.
[21:49] HIDE
    Would you like another helping of cake?
[21:52] MARUKO
    Huh? More cake?
[21:55] MARUKO
    Yes!
[21:56] MARUKO
    Oh.
[22:01] NARRATOR/I
    Maruko loves delicious food
    more than playing darts,
[22:04] NARRATOR/I
    and her mind is always full
    of unnecessary thoughts.
SIGN    Next Time
[22:15] NARRATOR/I
    Momoe-chan's going to appear on today's TV show.
[22:17] NARRATOR/I
    Maruko and Tomozou, who want to see
    it no matter what, are in a bind.
[22:20] NARRATOR/I
    Hiroshi is determined to watch the
    baseball game on TV, and he won't budge.
[22:24] NARRATOR/I
    They attempt all kinds of ways
    to persuade Hiroshi, but...
SIGN    Professional Baseball Season Begins!
[22:29] NARRATOR/I
    Next time on Chibi Maruko-chan:
    "Professional Baseball Season Begins!"
[22:33] NARRATOR/I
    Look forward to it!