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[00:01] Kurosawa/Id
    I thought he read my mind.
[00:04] Kurosawa/Id
    If he could, I...
[00:07] Adachi/Id
    I'd hate that. I wouldn't
    want to be touched.
[00:11] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa...
[00:13] Adachi/Id
    What would he do if I told him I'm a wizard?
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of 
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
[01:49] Adachi/Id
    It's been a month since our first date.
SIGN    Episode 8
[01:52] Adachi/Id
    I'm still not sure if I should tell
    Kurosawa I can hear his thoughts.
[01:59] Adachi/Id
    Part of is that we've been too busy to meet,
[02:04] Adachi/Id
    but I also never found the courage
    to tell him the truth.
[02:08] Adachi/Id
    Is it really okay to keep dating
    him while keeping this secret?
[02:18] Kurosawa
    Rokkaku, have you been told
    the date of the customer panel?
[02:22] Rokkaku
    I'll send an email now.
[02:24] Adachi
    Customer panel?
[02:25] Kurosawa
    Yeah. We're looking for
     customer panel participants
[02:29] Kurosawa
    for our company's upcoming men's
    strength training equipment.
[02:32] Rokkaku
    It's July 3rd.
[02:34] Kurosawa
    It'll be hot then.
    Think we'll get volunteers?
[02:37] Rokkaku
    I dunno.
[02:39] Kurosawa/Id
    Come to think of it, that's my birthday.
[02:41] Adachi/Id
    His birthday?
[02:43] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi and I won't be
    the same age for much longer.
[02:47] Kurosawa/Id
    But until Adachi's birthday
    on March 21st next year,
[02:51] Kurosawa/Id
    I'll be 262 days older than him.
[02:54] Kurosawa/Id
    For some reason, that excites me.
[02:55] Adachi/Id
    What? Why?
[02:59] Rokkaku
    We don't have enough participants.
[03:02] Rokkaku
    We need data on people who do
    and don't exercise regularly.
[03:07] Rokkaku
    Could you reach out to your friends?
[03:10] Adachi
    Sure, will do.
[03:13] Kurosawa
    I'll invite a few people, too.
[03:15] Rokkaku
    Thanks.
[03:21] Adachi
    A birthday present, huh?
[03:23] Adachi
    Kurosawa seems like he'd be
    particular about what he likes.
[03:26] Kurosawa
    Where did they go?
[03:28] Adachi
    Now that I have to, I have
    no idea what to get him.
[03:33] Adachi/Id
    I feel bad about using this power, but
    using it to get him a gift should be fine.
[03:43] Kurosawa/Id
    Did I drop my earphones while I was out?
[03:46] Adachi/Id
    Earphones? Now that's
    something I understand.
[03:50] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa is frequently on the go
    and listens to music.
[03:53] Adachi/Id
    I'll get him some wireless ones
    with a long battery life.
[03:56] Kurosawa
    Adachi.
[03:58] Kurosawa/Id
    Oh, please. He's too cute.
    I can see everything he's doing.
[04:01] Kurosawa
    What are you up to?
[04:03] Adachi
    What? How did you—
[04:05] Kurosawa
    It's a secret.
[04:10] Fujisaki/Id
    I could keep eating this forever!
[04:26] Tsuge/Id
    I don't belong here.
[04:29] Tsuge/Id
    I came because I wanted to see Minato
    dance, but I feel totally out of place.
[04:34] Boss
    Hey, have you been secretly
    taking photos of the dancers?
[04:37] Tsuge
    How dare you. I would never
    do anything criminal like—
[04:42] Minato
    Hey, chill out!
[04:44] Minato
    This guy's an author I know.
[04:47] Minato
    I only brought him here 'cause
    he wanted to gather material.
[04:49] Boss
    An author?
[04:51] Boss
    If you want material, then why
    don't you try actually dancing?
[04:54] Tsuge
    What?
[04:55] Minato
    There's no way he can dance.
    He's not that kind of guy.
[04:59] Minato/Id
    Crap. I'd like to avoid a fight.
[05:01] Minato/Id
    Tsuge came all this way to watch me dance.
[05:04] Boss
    What kind of guy is he, then?
[05:06] Tsuge/Id
    I don't believe it.
    I'm causing trouble for Minato.
[05:10] Tsuge
    Fine.
[05:11] Tsuge/Id
    If I can't accept this challenge...
[05:13] Tsuge
    Give me some music.
[05:14] Tsuge/Id
    ...then I'm not a real man!
[05:18] Tsuge/Id
    I didn't expect to trip over
    my own feet within five seconds.
[05:22] Tsuge/Id
    I embarrassed myself.
[05:25] Minato
    Are you okay?
[05:26] Minato
    What kind of beginner attempts
    something so difficult right off the bat?
[05:34] Tsuge
    Sorry.
[05:35] Tsuge/Id
    I shouldn't have come.
[05:39] Minato
    You're so weird.
[05:42] Minato/Id
    He's surprisingly bold.
[05:46] Tsuge/Id
    I'm so glad I came!
[05:49] Minato
    Is that a creative dance?
[05:55] Tsuge
    These are all the pictures I took.
[05:58] Minato
    Huh. So these are the faces
    I make when I dance.
[06:02] Tsuge
    You don't normally see yourself?
[06:04] Minato
    I'm always a backup dancer.
[06:06] Minato
    The vocalist is the main focus, so nobody
    takes these kinds of pictures of me.
[06:10] Tsuge
    I see. I'm glad, then.
[06:12] Minato
    Yeah.
[06:13] Tsuge
    I don't know much about dancing...
[06:17] Tsuge
    but I thought your dancing was beautiful.
[06:22] Minato
    Remember how you told me that
[06:26] Minato
    I don't really want to give up?
[06:31] Tsuge
    I'm sorry. I'm an amateur.
    I shouldn't have said—
[06:34] Minato
    You were right.
[06:35] Tsuge
    What?
[06:37] Minato
    I'd been limiting myself even though
    I didn't really want to give up.
[06:43] Minato
    So I went out for a major audition I thought
    I'd fail and made it to the final round.
[06:50] Tsuge
    That's amazing! Are you going to debut?
[06:53] Minato
    You're jumping the gun.
[06:54] Minato
    But it's because of the advice
    you gave me about dancing.
[06:58] Minato
    I figured I should tell you.
[07:03] Minato
    Anyway, I noticed earlier...
[07:05] Tsuge
    What is it?
[07:07] Minato/Id
    When he takes off his glasses,
    he's actually kind of hot.
[07:14] Tsuge/Id
    I can't.
[07:16] Minato
    That sounded really bad. Are you okay?
SIGN    Adachi: My company's holding a customer 
    panel for strength training equipment. 
    Let me know if you know anyone athletic!
[07:24] Adachi
    "Let me know if you know anyone athletic."
SIGN    Kurosawa's Birthday
SIGN    Toyokawa Co., Ltd.
    Customer Panel
    Entrance
[07:36] Kurosawa
    We need another sign on the far corner.
[07:38] Rokkaku
    Got it. I'll go get one.
[07:41] Adachi
    How do I casually give him his gift?
[07:44] Adachi
    I've never given a birthday present
    to anyone besides my parents.
[07:49] Adachi
    Good morning, Kurosawa.
[07:51] Kurosawa
    Adachi? You're here early.
[07:54] Adachi
    I thought I'd help you set up.
[07:57] Kurosawa
    I appreciate it.
[07:58] Kurosawa
    Are you okay? Your face is bright red.
[08:02] Adachi
    Here.
[08:03] Adachi
    Happy birthday, or something.
[08:07] Adachi/Id
    "Or something?" What's that mean?!
[08:09] Kurosawa
    What? For me? I'm so happy.
[08:13] Kurosawa
    Can I open it?
[08:13] Adachi
    Yeah.
[08:16] Kurosawa
    Wow. How'd you know?
[08:19] Kurosawa
    I needed some earphones since I lost mine.
[08:22] Adachi
    What? Uh, just a hunch.
[08:24] Kurosawa
    I love them. Thanks so much.
[08:28] Adachi/Id
    Good. I thought about telling him
    I can read his mind,
[08:33] Adachi/Id
    but this power sure is handy.
[08:36] Adachi/Id
    Maybe I don't need to tell him about it.
[08:44] Kurosawa
    Thank you for participating
    in today's customer panel.
[08:48] Kurosawa
    We ask that you test the products
    on display however you wish,
[08:52] Kurosawa
    and answer a survey afterwards.
[08:56] Kurosawa
    Thanks for coming on your day off.
[08:59] Friend 1
    I was feeling out of shape,
    so this is perfect.
[09:02] Friend 2
    Must be tough working weekends, Kurosawa.
[09:05] Adachi
    Wow.
[09:07] Adachi/Id
    I guess normies have normie friends.
[09:10] Tsuge
    Is this the place?
[09:11] Adachi
    Tsuge!
[09:12] Kurosawa
    These products are intended to be used during
    free time at home or in the office for a fun...
[09:18] Tsuge
    You mentioned athletic people,
    so I invited someone I know.
[09:23] Tsuge
    This is Wataya Minato-kun, a deliveryman.
[09:25] Adachi
    Hello.
[09:26] Minato
    Hey.
[09:27] Adachi/Id
    I had no idea Tsuge had a younger friend.
[09:32] Tsuge
    Do you have some time later?
    I'd like to speak with you.
[09:35] Adachi
    Yeah, sure.
[09:37] Friend 2
    Kurosawa, join us.
[09:39] Kurosawa
    I'm working today.
[09:44] Adachi
    Tsuge, your friend is amazing!
[09:46] Tsuge
    I suppose.
[09:47] Adachi
    What? Can you do that?
[09:49] Minato
    Don't strain yourself.
[09:51] Minato
    Hey, not bad.
[09:53] Adachi
    That's amazing, Tsuge.
    Where'd you learn that?
[09:56] Tsuge
    I've been working out a bit.
[09:57] Adachi
    Your abs are rock solid.
[10:03] Minato
    I'm gonna go check out some other stuff.
[10:05] Tsuge
    Sure.
[10:06] Kurosawa
    Sorry to interrupt.
[10:07] Kurosawa
    Who is this?
[10:09] Adachi
    Oh, I invited him.
[10:11] Kurosawa
    I see. Thank you for coming today.
[10:15] Tsuge
    Not at all. I heard we'd
    be paid for our time.
[10:21] Adachi/Id
    Am I supposed to introduce
    them to each other?
[10:26] Adachi
    This is Tsuge Masato.
[10:28] Adachi
    He's my only friend
    from college and an author.
[10:31] Adachi
    And this is Kurosawa Yuichi.
[10:34] Adachi
    He's our top salesman and my boyfriend.
SIGN    I could never say that
[10:39] Adachi/Id
    I could never say that.
[10:41] Adachi
    This is my colleague Kurosawa.
[10:42] Kurosawa
    Nice to meet you.
[10:44] Tsuge
    I hope he doesn't cause too
    much trouble at the office.
[10:47] Adachi
    What does that mean?
[10:49] Kurosawa
    Adachi is a diligent and careful worker.
[10:53] Kurosawa
    He's sensitive to emotional subtleties
    that others would miss.
[10:57] Kurosawa
    He's been a huge help to me.
[11:00] Tsuge
    I see.
[11:02] Kurosawa
    He can be a bit absentminded,
[11:05] Kurosawa
    but I believe such shortcomings
    are part of his charm.
[11:10] Tsuge
    What a curious opinion.
[11:12] Adachi
    Hey.
[11:13] Rokkaku
    Adachi-san, Kurosawa-san.
[11:15] Rokkaku
    Do you have a minute?
[11:17] Kurosawa
    Sure.
[11:18] Kurosawa
    Excuse me.
[11:19] Adachi
    See you later.
[11:21] Tsuge
    So that's the odd man
    who's in love with Adachi.
[11:26] Kurosawa
    Thank you for coming today.
[11:29] Kurosawa
    Please use the customer panel
    site URL to access the survey.
[11:33] Rokkaku
    You can scan a QR code, too.
[11:36] Rokkaku
    Go ahead.
[11:37] Rokkaku
    Huh? Minato?
[11:40] Adachi
    You two know each other?
[11:41] Rokkaku
    Yeah. We were in the same
    dance club in college.
[11:45] Adachi
    Oh, you mentioned that.
[11:47] Rokkaku
    Minato's amazing.
[11:49] Rokkaku
    He still performs as a backup
    dancer for singers sometimes.
[11:52] Adachi
    Wow!
[11:54] Minato
    You don't need to mention that.
[11:56] Minato
    Where's the QR code for the survey?
[11:58] Rokkaku
    Oh, sorry. Here.
[12:00] Adachi/Id
    Did Tsuge know about those two?
[12:04] Tsuge/Id
    I had no idea one of Minato's acquaintances
    worked at Adachi's company.
[12:09] Adachi/Id
    So he didn't know.
[12:11] Tsuge/Id
    They seem distant for friends.
    Perhaps something happened.
[12:15] Adachi/Id
    Tsuge's distressed. This isn't like him.
[12:18] Tsuge/Id
    I can't help it.
[12:20] Tsuge/Id
    Love has made a fool out of me, too.
[12:24] Adachi/Id
    Love?!
[12:25] Adachi
    Wait, were we just having a conversation?!
[12:28] Tsuge
    Yeah.
SIGN    Wizards can communicate telepathically
[12:44] Adachi
    So, since when have you, uh...
[12:47] Tsuge
    Since my birthday.
[12:49] Tsuge
    When you told me you'd gained
    the ability to read minds
[12:53] Tsuge
    because you remained a virgin
    until you turned 30,
[12:57] Tsuge
    I thought, "We don't live in a light novel.
    You must be joking." But then...
[13:02] Adachi
    How are you so calm about it?
[13:06] Tsuge
    I never thought it would happen to me, too.
[13:08] Tsuge
    I'd been meaning to tell you.
[13:11] Adachi
    It's okay. I've been busy
    dealing with my own stuff.
[13:16] Adachi
    More importantly, about
    what you said earlier...
[13:20] Adachi
    Are you serious?
[13:21] Tsuge
    Yes. I think I've been in love
    since we first met.
[13:27] Kurosawa/Id
    He's in love with Adachi?
[13:30] Adachi
    L-Love?!
[13:31] Tsuge
    Keep your voice down!
[13:33] Tsuge
    We'll speak telepathically.
[13:34] Adachi
    Right. That's an option.
[13:38] Adachi/Id
    So, have you told him how you feel?
[13:42] Tsuge/Id
    Not yet.
[13:44] Adachi/Id
    I'm surprised. Normally, you don't
    hesitate to say what's on your mind.
[13:51] Tsuge/Id
    It's because I truly love him.
[13:57] Tsuge/Id
    I'm afraid he'd hate me
    if I told him the truth.
[14:02] Adachi/Id
    Be more confident in yourself.
[14:03] Adachi/Id
    You're nice and actually
    pretty good looking.
[14:07] Adachi/Id
    That boy... Wataya-kun, was it?
[14:10] Adachi/Id
    If he didn't like you, he wouldn't have
    come here with you on the weekend.
[14:14] Tsuge/Id
    You think so?
[14:17] Adachi/Id
    I've never seen Tsuge so anxious before.
[14:22] Adachi/Id
    I'm keeping secrets from Kurosawa, too.
[14:25] Adachi/Id
    I've been telling myself that it's
    for his sake, but the truth is...
[14:31] Adachi/Id
    now I'm afraid he'd hate me
    if I told him about it,
[14:35] Adachi/Id
    even though I used to run from his feelings.
[14:38] Adachi/Id
    When did I fall so hard for Kurosawa?
[14:44] Adachi
    Tsuge, thanks for telling me.
[14:49] Tsuge
    It was inevitable.
[14:54] Kurosawa/Id
    I've never seen Adachi smile
    like that when he's with me.
[15:02] Adachi
    Is that why you started working out?
[15:05] Tsuge
    It's actually pretty fun.
[15:07] Tsuge
    It cured my back pain, too.
[15:12] Tsuge
    Adachi?
[15:14] Minato
    Found you.
[15:15] Tsuge
    I'll be right there.
[15:22] Adachi
    What's wrong, Kurosawa? You startled me.
[15:27] Kurosawa
    Adachi, you love me, right?
[15:30] Adachi
    Wh-Why would you say that? We're at work.
[15:34] Kurosawa
    Why can't you say it?
[15:36] Kurosawa/Id
    Are you actually in love with someone else?
[15:38] Adachi/Id
    What?
[15:42] Adachi
    You mean Tsuge?!
[15:44] Adachi
    It's not like that.
    Tsuge and I are just friends.
[15:48] Adachi
    I was just lending him an ear.
[15:50] Kurosawa
    But he said he's been in love
    since you first met.
[15:53] Adachi
    I'm telling you, I was giving
     him relationship advice.
[15:57] Adachi
    I've known him a long time, but
    I'd never fall in love with him.
[16:01] Kurosawa
    But...
[16:02] Adachi
    Dummy. Man, you really scared me.
[16:07] Kurosawa/Id
    I always feel so anxious.
[16:10] Kurosawa
    Sorry.
[16:12] Adachi
    What are you so anxious about?
[16:15] Kurosawa
    Adachi...
[16:17] Kurosawa
    Are you hiding something from me?
[16:22] Kurosawa/Id
    I couldn't stop myself from saying it.
[16:23] Kurosawa
    I've been wondering if you're
    pushing yourself when you're with me.
[16:29] Kurosawa/Id
    I might be disappointing him by saying this.
[16:32] Kurosawa
    When you're with me, you act totally
    different from how you did with your friend.
[16:42] Kurosawa/Id
    But I still want to know the real Adachi.
[16:45] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa knows I've been
    hiding something from him.
[16:50] Adachi/Id
    I wonder what would happen
    if I told him about my power.
[16:54] Adachi/Id
    I don't think I could be with
    someone who could read my mind.
[17:00] Adachi/Id
    Tsuge is right.
[17:02] Adachi/Id
    I'm afraid he'll hate me
    if I tell him the truth.
[17:07] Adachi/Id
    I'm scared because
    I'm in love with Kurosawa.
[17:11] Adachi/Id
    But that's exactly why I can't keep dating
    him without telling him the truth.
[17:21] Adachi/Id
    I'm scared, but I'm sure
    Kurosawa would understand.
[17:26] Kurosawa
    If I'm wrong, then I'm sorry, but—
[17:29] Adachi
    Kurosawa, I'm a wizard.
[17:37] Kurosawa
    What?
[17:38] Adachi
    A really boring wizard, though.
[17:42] Adachi
    I can hear the thoughts of anyone I touch.
[17:46] Kurosawa
    Sorry. I don't think I understand.
[17:50] Kurosawa/Id
    What's gotten into Adachi?
[17:52] Kurosawa/Id
    Is he that desperate to
    not tell me whatever it is?
[17:55] Kurosawa/Id
    Or does he hate me for being such a wimp?
[17:59] Adachi
    I don't hate you.
[18:02] Adachi
    I've been reading your
    thoughts this whole time.
[18:06] Kurosawa
    What?
[18:07] Adachi
    Since before you told me how you felt,
[18:08] Adachi
    like how you think I'm cute,
    how you love me,
[18:11] Adachi
    how my stomach looks like a shiratama,
[18:13] Adachi
    or how you bought pajamas
    that would look good on me.
[18:16] Kurosawa
    How?
[18:18] Adachi
    I knew everything.
[18:20] Kurosawa
    You're joking.
[18:24] Adachi
    Honestly, at first I was scared
    and turned off by it.
[18:29] Adachi
    I never thought someone so handsome
    would think such weird thoughts.
[18:34] Kurosawa
    You're right.
[18:36] Adachi
    But every time I read
    your mind, I got excited.
[18:43] Adachi
    At some point, I'd fallen for you.
[18:49] Adachi
    But I was worried you'd be
    creeped out if I told you the truth.
[18:55] Adachi/Id
    Honestly, I'm regretting telling him even
    as the words are coming out of my mouth.
[18:59] Adachi
    I was too scared to tell you.
[19:01] Adachi
    I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
[19:05] Adachi
    But this is the real me.
[19:16] Kurosawa
    How long have you known how I felt?
[19:20] Adachi
    This spring, since the day
    I stayed at your place.
[19:24] Kurosawa
    Seriously?
[19:25] Adachi
    I'm really sorry!
[19:27] Adachi
    You don't like having someone
    read your thoughts, do you?
[19:31] Adachi
    I mean, of course you wouldn't.
[19:33] Kurosawa
    Then, that time you took care of me
    when I got too drunk last year...
[19:39] Adachi
    No, I couldn't back then.
[19:42] Adachi
    I became a wizard when I turned 30.
[19:46] Kurosawa
    I see.
[19:48] Adachi
    Are you okay?
[19:51] Kurosawa
    It's really embarrassing that you've
    been hearing all my thoughts.
[19:55] Kurosawa
    But...
[19:56] Kurosawa
    You realized how I felt
    because of that, right?
[20:01] Kurosawa
    In that case, I'm glad.
[20:04] Kurosawa
    What's wrong?
[20:06] Adachi
    You're just so dazzling.
[20:11] Kurosawa
    Does that mean the more you touch me,
    the more you know how I feel?
[20:17] Adachi
    What?
[20:25] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi's heart is pounding.
[20:31] Kurosawa/Id
    It's so cute that I can do this to him.
[20:37] Kurosawa/Id
    He's so soft.
[20:41] Kurosawa/Id
    I want to touch him more.
[20:46] Kurosawa/Id
    I love him.
[21:00] Kurosawa
    Did you get that?
[21:03] Adachi
    Yeah.
[21:35] Adachi/Id
    What am I going to do?
[21:38] Adachi/Id
    I can't hear anything.
[21:42] Adachi/Id
    My heart is pounding too loud.
[23:25] Kurosawa
    In the early afternoon in the dimly lit
    reference room, Adachi told me his secret.
[23:32] Kurosawa
    And then...
[23:34] Kurosawa
    I'll never forget what happened today.
[23:37] Kurosawa
    Next time: Episode 9.
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