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SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of 
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    Episode 5
[01:34] Kurosawa
    Adachi, I'm sorry.
[01:36] Kurosawa
    I doubt you're prepared for me
    to suddenly stay overnight.
[01:39] Kurosawa
    I'll stay at a business hotel.
[01:42] Kurosawa
    Are you okay? Don't let yourself get cold.
[01:46] Kurosawa
    Get back in bed.
[01:47] Adachi
    Uh, okay.
[01:55] Adachi
    Huh?
[01:59] Kurosawa/Id
    This position isn't good.
[02:01] Kurosawa/Id
    We're so close, we're on his bed,
    and we're alone together.
[02:05] Kurosawa/Id
    His eyes are teary, and
    his skin is pink and sweaty.
[02:10] Adachi/Id
    That's from my cold!
[02:11] Kurosawa/Id
    I can't hold back any—
SIGN    Reason
SIGN    Desire
[02:14] Reason Kurosawa
    You idiot!
[02:15] Reason Kurosawa
    What kind of jerk forces
    themselves on a sick person?
[02:17] Desire Kurosawa
    Shut up. Get real.
[02:20] Reason Kurosawa
    Do you want him to hate you?!
[02:22] Reason Kurosawa
    Be considerate of Adachi's health!
[02:26] Kurosawa
    You should get some sleep.
[02:31] Adachi/N
    In some ways, I was kind of amazed by him.
[02:43] Adachi
    I'm over my cold.
[02:52] Adachi
    Is this where he slept?
[02:58] Adachi/Id
    I've only ever had my family
    take care of me when I was sick.
[03:04] Adachi/Id
    It makes me realize he must really like me.
[03:11] Adachi/Id
    Come to think of it, didn't
    he imagine something like this?
[03:15] Kurosawa
    It's morning.
[03:19] Adachi
    Kurosawa, wake up. It's morning.
[03:23] Adachi
    Don't blame me if you catch my cold.
[03:27] Kurosawa
    I don't mind.
[03:29] Kurosawa/Id
    I wouldn't mind catching a cold from Adachi.
[03:36] Adachi/Id
    He turned the tables on me.
[03:45] Adachi/Id
    I know this happens every
    morning, but this sucks.
[03:50] Kurosawa
    Are you okay?
[03:51] Adachi
    Yeah.
[03:52] Kurosawa
    Is your train always this packed?
[03:55] Adachi
    I guess.
[03:56] Kurosawa
    That must be tough.
[04:00] Kurosawa
    Sorry. Do you have enough room?
[04:02] Kurosawa/Id
    Crap. So close. So cute.
    We look like a couple. I'm nervous.
[04:06] Kurosawa/Id
    Thank you, full-capacity train.
[04:07] Kurosawa/Id
    No, wait. Adachi's getting over a cold.
[04:11] Kurosawa/Id
    I shouldn't be getting happy over this.
[04:15] Kurosawa/Id
    But we're so close.
[04:17] Adachi/Id
    I'm amazed none of that
    ever shows on his face.
[04:23] Kurosawa
    What is it?
[04:24] Adachi
    Nothing.
[04:26] Adachi/Id
    Packed trains used to be hell
    with all their negative voices, but...
[04:32] Adachi
    I was just thinking you have a nice voice.
[04:37] Adachi
    We're getting off at the next stop.
[04:40] Rokkaku
    Isn't that...?
[04:51] Adachi
    That should do it.
[04:57] Fujisaki
    Oh, good! Thank you, Adachi-san.
[05:01] Adachi
    Uh, no problem.
[05:08] Female Employee B
    He's been standing there the whole time.
[05:09] Female Employee A
    Who's Kurosawa-san waiting for?
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[05:17] Female Employee B
    I'm so jealous.
[05:19] Female Employee A
    I wish he'd wait for me!
[05:22] Adachi/Id
    He's totally waiting for me.
[05:24] Fujisaki
    Good night.
[05:26] Adachi
    Good night.
[05:33] Adachi/Id
    I've been so busy since
    yesterday that I forgot,
[05:36] Adachi/Id
    but he likes me, I'm fond of him,
[05:41] Adachi/Id
    and the two of us are
    about to go home together.
[05:45] Adachi/Id
    Together?! What should I...?
[05:48] Adachi/Id
    No, wait. That's not the point.
[05:51] Adachi/Id
    I wish... I wish I had time!
[05:54] Adachi/Id
    I wish I had time to think things
    through. Like a week, or even a day!
[06:00] Rokkaku
    Excuse me!
[06:04] Rokkaku
    What was that sound, Azuchi-san?
[06:06] Adachi
    Don't scare me like that.
[06:08] Rokkaku
    My bad.
[06:09] Rokkaku
    By the way, I saw you with
    Kurosawa-san this morning.
[06:15] Rokkaku
    You guys are close, huh?
[06:17] Adachi
    What?
[06:18] Kurosawa
    So close that Adachi's actually letting
     me stay at his place right now.
[06:24] Adachi/Id
    Why's he look so smug?
[06:26] Rokkaku
    Seriously? That sounds like fun.
[06:29] Rokkaku
    I'd love to hang out.
[06:32] Adachi/Id
    This is it!
[06:34] Kurosawa
    But Adachi's still getting over a—
[06:35] Adachi
    Sure.
[06:42] Adachi/Id
    When did this turn into a takoyaki party?
SIGN    Takoyaki Hotplate
SIGN    Takoyaki Hotplate
[06:47] (Flashback) Rokkaku
    Let's try this!
[06:49] Adachi/Id
    I haven't cooked takoyaki
    at home since school.
[06:54] Rokkaku
    Rokkaku's special takoyaki are done.
[07:01] Adachi
    It's delicious!
[07:02] Adachi
    You're good at this.
[07:04] Adachi
    Crispy outside, gooey inside.
[07:07] Rokkaku
    Thanks.
[07:08] Kurosawa
    Maybe I'll cook the next batch.
[07:13] Kurosawa
    Bon appétit.
[07:17] Adachi
    It's good. What's in this sauce?
[07:19] Rokkaku
    Did you put cheese in them?
[07:22] Rokakku
    Kurosawa-san, you're a great cook.
[07:24] Kurosawa
    Hardly.
[07:26] Adachi
    No, you're great.
    Breakfast was tasty, too.
[07:30] Kurosawa
    I'm really not that good.
[07:33] Adachi/Id
    Before, there was tension because
    Kurosawa was jealous of Rokkaku.
[07:37] Adachi/Id
    I'm glad he realized it was
    just a misunderstanding.
[07:41] Kurosawa
    Have another beer.
[07:43] Adachi
    Thanks.
[07:44] Kurosawa/Id
    You're not ready to try to
    win over Adachi with food.
[07:50] Adachi/Id
    He's one-upping him internally like crazy.
[07:55] Adachi
    These are good, but
    I'm getting tired of them.
[07:58] Kurosawa
    Want me to make something else?
[08:01] Rokkaku
    I thought you might say that,
    so I brought a surprise!
[08:05] Rokkaku
    Tada!
[08:06] Rokkaku
    One of the takoyaki we're cooking
    right now is a takoyaki of death.
[08:13] Adachi
    Did you do that while we weren't watching?
[08:16] Rokkaku
    You said you were tired of them, Anzai-san.
[08:19] Kurosawa
    Don't play with food.
[08:20] Rokkaku
    I'm not playing.
[08:23] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa doesn't seem to mind.
[08:26] Kurosawa/Id
    I can't eat spicy food.
[08:29] Adachi
    What?
[08:30] Kurosawa/Id
    But I don't want to look
    lame in front of Adachi.
[08:35] Kurosawa/Id
    That said, I don't want to make
    Adachi eat the death sauce.
[08:38] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa...
[08:40] Rokkaku
    They're done.
[08:44] Adachi/Id
    He's such an idiot.
[08:46] Adachi/Id
    He can't eat spicy food,
    but he will for my sake.
[08:50] Adachi/Id
    I know.
[08:52] Adachi/Id
    I'll read Rokkaku's mind so Kurosawa
    doesn't pick the death takoyaki.
[08:57] Kurosawa/Id
    Oh, but...
[09:03] Kurosawa/Id
    I kind of want to see Adachi get teary
    because he ate something spicy.
[09:14] Rokkaku
    Looks like you got it.
[09:19] Adachi/Id
    You did this to yourself.
SIGN    Cause of Death: Death Takoyaki
[09:25] Rokkaku
    Sorry. I didn't know Kurosawa-san
    couldn't eat spicy food.
[09:30] Adachi
    It won't kill him.
[09:33] Rokkaku
    I'll get this cleaned up.
[09:37] Adachi
    Rokkaku, you're pretty adept.
[09:40] Adachi
    Did you do something in school?
[09:42] Rokkaku
    I was in a dance club in college.
[09:46] Rokkaku
    We'd hold barbecues and
    go to the beach together.
[09:48] Adachi/Id
    Ugh, damn normie.
[09:51] Rokkaku
    Man, I really enjoyed my youth.
[09:54] Adachi
    What about now? You don't dance anymore?
[09:57] Rokkaku
    I got a job, and I was never that good.
[10:01] Rokkaku
    The best guy from my year is still dancing,
    but he's got a part-time job, so it's tough.
[10:07] Adachi
    I bet.
[10:09] Rokkaku
    I'm a realist.
[10:12] Adachi
    Quit showing off and pass me the cans.
[10:15] Rokkaku
    Here.
[10:17] Rokkaku/Id
    Yeah, right.
[10:19] Rokkaku/Id
    I still dream about it sometimes.
[10:24] Rokkaku/Id
    Aw, man. I'm still not over it.
[10:27] Rokkaku/Id
    It's so lame.
[10:29] Adachi
    Why not?
[10:30] Rokkaku
    What?
[10:31] Adachi
    You got good enough to compete
    in a tournament, right?
[10:34] Adachi
    Why not dance sometimes?
[10:37] Rokkaku
    You're right. I'll try getting
    in touch with my friend.
[10:43] Rokkaku
    Something about this place is so relaxing.
[10:56] Adachi
    Rokkaku?
[10:57] Adachi
    Who goes to sleep while
    his senior's still awake?
[11:01] Kurosawa
    Sorry, Adachi. I'll help you.
[11:04] Adachi
    You're back on your feet.
    Are you feeling better?
[11:07] Kurosawa
    Yeah.
[11:10] Adachi
    He's a big deal.
[11:12] Kurosawa
    Right? His generation is different from ours.
[11:15] Adachi
    Apparently he danced in college.
[11:18] Kuroswa
    Huh. He seems like the type.
[11:20] Adachi
    He competed in tournaments.
    Isn't that amazing?
[11:23] Adachi
    I never did anything like that.
[11:26] Adachi
    I thought he was just some shallow playboy,
    but he seems kinda cute to me now.
[11:51] Kurosawa/Id
    I don't want to hear him...
[11:53] Adachi
    Kurosawa?
[11:54] Kurosawa/Id
    ...talk about Rokkaku.
[11:57] Adachi/Id
    He's got the wrong idea again.
[11:59] Kurosawa/Id
    He's never looked me in the eye
    and complimented me before.
[12:03] Adachi/Id
    Seriously? Is he sulking?
[12:05] Kurosawa/Id
    It's not fair. I'm handier than him,
    and I'm not a playboy, and I'm nice.
[12:11] Adachi/Id
    Hey.
[12:15] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm the only one he should be looking at.
[12:18] Adachi
    K-Kurosawa, you've had too much to drink.
[12:24] Kurosawa
    I've been wondering about something.
[12:26] Adachi
    Uh, yeah?
[12:28] Kurosawa
    What were you going to say last night
    before my sister showed up?
[12:37] Adachi/Id
    I didn't think he noticed.
[12:41] Adachi
    Kurosawa, I...
[12:44] Adachi/Id
    In the moment, I felt like I had to
    respond to Kurosawa's feelings.
[12:49] Adachi/Id
    But now that I think about it, Kurosawa
    doesn't know I've been hearing his thoughts.
[12:53] Adachi/Id
    How should I explain myself?
[12:56] Adachi
    I was...
[13:00] Rokkaku
    Could I have some water?
[13:05] Adachi
    S-Sure!
[13:07] Kurosawa
    You drank too much.
[13:09] Adachi
    Here.
[13:10] Rokakku
    Thanks.
[13:13] Adachi/Id
    Good job, Rokkaku!
[13:15] Kurosawa
    Ready, and...
[13:16] Rokkaku
    Hup.
[13:17] Adachi/Id
    I can't keep running forever.
[13:20] Adachi/Id
    I keep making Kurosawa
    anxious because of it.
[13:29] Adachi/Id
    He's strong.
[13:34] Rokkaku
    Oh, crap. The last train.
[13:35] Rokkaku
    They've stopped running
    already, haven't they?
[13:40] Adachi/N
    And so...
[13:43] Adachi/N
    Rokkaku ended up staying over, too.
[13:46] Adachi/N
    But I only own one futon.
[13:49] Adachi/Id
    After that incident by the sink,
[13:51] Adachi/Id
    I want to avoid sharing a bed with Kurosawa,
[13:54] Adachi/Id
    but sharing one with Rokkaku
    would lead to headaches later.
[13:57] Adachi/Id
    I bet Kurosawa would get jealous again, too.
[14:01] Adachi/Id
    Why is this happening to me?
[14:04] Kurosawa/Id
    I want to sleep with Adachi, but
    I'm not sure I can restrain myself.
[14:09] Kurosawa/Id
    But I can't handle these two
    sleeping together, either.
[14:15] Rokkaku
    I don't mind sleeping on the floor.
[14:17] Adachi
    What? The floor?
[14:18] Rokkaku
    I'm young!
[14:19] Rokkaku
    I once slept in the street
    in college when I was drunk.
[14:23] Adachi
    You'll catch a cold.
[14:25] Adachi
    Don't underestimate how drafty
    cheap apartments can get.
[14:27] Kurosawa
    He's right.
[14:28] Adachi
    Anyway, you can't sleep on the floor.
[14:30] Adachi
    We've got work tomorrow.
[14:31] Rokkaku
    Then what should we do?
    Two men in a bed is a tight squeeze.
[14:35] Adachi
    I don't like it, either.
[14:37] Rokkaku
    And Kurosawa-san's so big.
[14:39] Rokkaku
    Should you and I take the futon?
[14:44] Kurosawa
    But sharing a futon with your senior
    would make you anxious.
[14:48] Rokkaku
    You think so?
[14:49] Kurosawa
    Adachi and I are colleagues, and
    we've known each other a long time.
[14:53] Adachi
    It's true that we joined
    the company at the same time,
[14:55] Adachi
    but we weren't friends until recently.
[14:58] Rokkaku
    I'd feel bad, though.
[15:00] Kurosawa
    It's fine. You can take the whole futon.
[15:03] Adachi/Id
    Why is he casually trying to
    get us to sleep in the same bed?
[15:07] Rokkaku
    In that case, don't mind if I do.
[15:10] Adachi/Id
    Hang on, you're the youngest here.
    Show some restraint!
[15:17] Adachi
    I'm getting over a cold. I wouldn't want to
    make you sick, so I'll sleep by myself!
[15:42] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa was so strong.
[15:46] Adachi/Id
    He really is a man.
[15:54] Adachi/Id
    I spent all night thinking about
    how to explain things to Kurosawa.
[15:59] Adachi/Id
    Why am I worrying about this so much?
[16:05] Fujisaki
    Um, excuse me.
[16:08] Fujisaki
    Could you confirm the data is correct?
[16:12] Fujisaki
    It's this. There's this, too.
[16:15] Adachi/Id
    Fujisaki-san is always so cute.
[16:18] Adachi/Id
    She smells kind of nice, too.
[16:20] Adachi/Id
    If a girl like her fell for me,
    then I wouldn't have to worry about—
[16:24] Fujisaki/Id
    So much love for Adachi-san.
[16:29] Fujisaki
    Oh, good.
[16:30] Adachi
    Huh?
[16:31] Fujisaki
    Thank you.
[16:32] Adachi
    What?
[16:33] Fujisaki
    Excuse me.
[16:44] Fujisaki/Id
    Kurosawa-san has so much
    love for Adachi-san!
[16:46] Fujisaki/Id
    All I did was get close to Adachi-san,
    and he was staring so hard.
[16:50] Fujisaki/Id
    T-Tonight...
[16:53] Fujisaki/Id
    Tonight someone will have to be punished!
[16:59] Fujisaki/Id
    Wait a minute.
[17:01] Fujisaki/Id
    Why did the two of them show up
    to the office together?
[17:06] Fujisaki/Id
    Oh my gosh, are they living together?!
[17:11] Fujisaki/Id
    This gives me the energy
    to work through the afternoon!
SIGN    A genuine fujoshi
[17:16] Adachi/Id
    Apparently Fujisaki-san likes me.
[17:18] Sign
    So hot right now~
[17:21] Adachi/Id
    No, that's too convenient.
[17:24] Adachi/Id
    I must be wrong somehow.
[17:30] Adachi/Id
    Forgive me. I just want to check.
[17:36] Fujisaki/Id
    The more I look at him, the more
    I realize Adachi-san is my type...
[17:40] Fujisaki/Id
    ...that I imagine with Kurosawa-san.
[17:44] Fujisaki/Id
    They make the perfect couple!
[17:48] Fujisaki
    What is it?
[17:50] Adachi
    I thought this might be useful.
[17:54] Adachi/Id
    Maybe I'm making a mistake.
    I should check one more time.
[17:57] Fujisaki
    Thank you.
[17:59] Fujisaki/Id
    That unstyled black hair
    and pale skin are my ideal...
[18:04] Fujisaki/Id
    ...type of character I'd like
    to 3D print someday!
[18:09] Fujisaki/Id
    Oh, god!
[18:10] Fujisaki/Id
    I want him to absolutely ruin him!
[18:19] Adachi/Id
    Seriously?
[18:23] Adachi/Id
    Fujisaki-san likes me?
[18:26] Adachi/Id
    I feel so nervous,
[18:29] Adachi/Id
    like when I hear Kurosawa's thoughts.
[18:35] Adachi/Id
    I...
[18:38] Adachi/Id
    Since no one has liked me
    before, I didn't notice.
[18:43] Adachi/Id
    Maybe it's not that
    I fell in love with Kurosawa,
[18:46] Adachi/Id
    but I'm just happy that somebody likes me.
[19:06] Kurosawa
    Adachi, what do you want to eat today?
[19:09] Adachi
    Huh? We can have whatever you want.
[19:13] Kurosawa
    Oh, yeah? What should I choose, then?
[19:17] Adachi/Id
    How am I supposed to act around Kurosawa
    at home when I feel this way?
[19:32] Kurosawa
    Adachi!
[19:36] Kurosawa
    You totally spaced out.
[19:38] Adachi
    Sorry. Maybe I'm tired.
[19:41] Adachi
    Thanks.
[19:45] Adachi
    Huh?
[19:47] Kurosawa
    Adachi, I...
[19:54] Kurosawa
    I love you.
[20:00] Adachi
    You mean...
[20:02] Kurosawa
    Not as a colleague or a friend.
[20:07] Kurosawa
    You're earnest and clumsy,
    but so cute when you smile.
[20:12] Kurosawa
    I'd always hoped no one else
    would notice that.
[20:18] Kurosawa
    I doubt you remember,
[20:23] Kurosawa
    but I've liked you ever since you took
    care of me when I was drunk last year.
[20:30] Kurosawa
    That might sound odd to you,
    but it really mattered to me.
[20:38] Kurosawa/Id
    Knowing someone saw me
    for who I really was such a relief.
[20:44] (Flashback) Adachi
    Seeing you down is a novel sight.
[20:49] Kurosawa
    It felt like you touched my heart.
[20:53] Kurosawa
    That was the first time.
[20:55] Kurosawa/Id
    The first time I fell in love first.
[21:01] Kurosawa
    Sorry. I know this is sudden.
[21:03] Kurosawa
    You must not know what to do about this.
[21:08] Adachi
    Kurosawa.
[21:10] Kurosawa
    I'll go back to my place tonight.
[21:15] Adachi/Id
    I have to stop him.
[21:18] Adachi/Id
    But if I stop him, what should I say?
[21:22] Adachi/Id
    It's true that I tried
    to reciprocate his love then,
[21:29] Adachi/Id
    but I was also scared.
[21:34] Adachi/Id
    Was I just moved by Kurosawa's affection,
    or do I actually like Kurosawa?
[21:46] Adachi
    I don't know.
[23:25] Fujisaki
    So much love for Adachi-san.
[23:27] Adachi
    What?
[23:27] Kurosawa
    I love you.
[23:30] Adachi
    What?! How... How do I feel?
[23:34] Adachi
    While trapped in a whirlpool of confusion...
[23:37] Adachi
    Next time: Episode 6.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 6