Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!

Adachi’s 30th birthday as a virgin came with the oddest gift—the ability to read the mind of anyone he touches. Pondering what to do with this mysterious power, he gets a lead when he accidentally reads his colleague Kurosawa’s mind. Turns out the handsome hotshot of the sales team has got a thing for him! How will Adachi respond to overhearing these affectionate thoughts?

Season 1

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[00:09] Adachi/N
    My name is Kiyoshi Adachi.
[00:13] Adachi/N
    Because I remained a virgin
    until I turned 30,
[00:17] Adachi/N
    I gained the ability to use magic.
[00:22] Adachi
    Seriously?
[00:25] Adachi/N
    That said...
SIGN    What's your number one chicken?
[00:28] Adachi/N
    My power is painfully drab.
[00:30] Clerk
    Thank you.
[00:34] Clerk/Id
    Ugh, I accidentally touched him.
[00:36] Clerk/Id
    I can't.
[00:39] Adachi/N
    I can hear the thoughts
    of people I'm touching.
[00:45] Adachi/N
    That's all.
[00:49] Adachi/N
    It's not a very useful power,
[00:52] Adachi/N
    and it's hell while commuting on the train.
[00:55] Woman A
    Someone stepped on my foot.
[00:56] Man B
    I need money.
[00:57] Man C
    God, I hate them so much.
[00:59] Woman B
    Who just touched my butt?
[01:00] Man D
    Damn it.
[01:03] Adachi/N
    I thought about touching girls I'm
    interested in to see how they feel, but...
[01:11] Adachi/N
    If I were someone who could touch people,
    I wouldn't be a virgin at my age.
[01:24] Kurosawa
    Good morning, Adachi.
[01:28] Adachi
    Good morning.
[01:30] Kurosawa
    What's wrong? That was a heavy sigh.
[01:35] Adachi
    Nothing. I just hate how crowded
    the elevator gets every morning.
[01:41] Kurosawa
    Then shall we take the stairs
    to the 17th floor together?
[01:44] Kurosawa
    It'll be a good workout.
[01:46] Adachi/Id
    He's so bright.
[01:48] Adachi/N
    This is my colleague, Kurosawa.
[01:50] Adachi/N
    He's handsome, good at his job,
    friendly to gloomy plebs like me,
[01:55] Adachi/N
    nice to everyone...
[01:57] Female Employee A
    Kurosawa-senpai is looking
    dashing again today.
[02:00] Female Employee B
    You think he has a girlfriend?
[02:01] Female Employee D
    Of course he does.
[02:04] Adachi/N
    And he's devastatingly popular.
[02:07] Adachi/Id
    I bet he lost his virginity in his teens.
[02:11] Female Employee C
    Good morning.
[02:12] Kurosawa
    Good morning.
[02:13] Adachi/Id
    Ugh.
[02:16] Adachi/Id
    A little peek can't hurt.
[02:19] Adachi/Id
    You better have a crap personality.
[02:22] Kurosawa/Id
    Lucky me. I wasn't expecting us to
    run into each other this morning.
[02:27] Kurosawa/Id
    It'll seem suspicious if I stare too much.
[02:29] Kurosawa/Id
    But man, just look at that bedhead.
[02:31] Kurosawa/Id
    It's so cute.
[02:34] Adachi/Id
    He's in love with someone at work?!
[02:36] Adachi/Id
    I assumed he had a girlfriend.
[02:40] Adachi/Id
    Who is it?
[02:42] Adachi/Id
    Are there any girls with bedhead?
[02:47] Man
    Whoops.
[02:49] Kurosawa
    Are you okay?
[02:52] Kurosawa/Id
    Whoa...
[02:54] Adachi/Id
    What?
[02:56] Kurosawa/Id
    He's so close. He's so cute.
    I love him so much.
SIGN    He's so close.
SIGN    He's so cute.
SIGN    I love him so much.
[02:58] Kurosawa/Id
    His bedhead is so messy today.
[03:00] Kurodawa/Id
    Oh, crap. I'm so nervous.
[03:01] Kurosawa/Id
    His bedhead is so cute.
[03:02] Kurosawa/Id
    I get to see him up close this early?
[03:04] Kurosawa/Id
    Am I going to die today?
[03:05] Kurosawa/Id
    I can't. He's so cute!
[03:08] Kurosawa
    Adachi?
[03:10] Adachi/Id
    Seriously?
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    Episode 1
[04:44] Adachi/Id
    This can't be. This can't be happening!
[04:48] Adachi/Id
    Wait.
[04:49] Adachi/Id
    I thought I gained magic powers,
    but what if I imagined all of it?
[04:55] Adachi/Id
    What if I've hallucinated
    everything I've heard?
[04:59] Adachi/Id
    That's it! That must be it!
[05:01] Adachi/Id
    After all, it doesn't make sense that I gained
    magic powers or that Kurosawa likes me!
[05:05] Kurosawa
    Yes, over the weekend.
[05:09] Kurosawa
    Sir, why don't you have some next?
[05:11] President
    Oh, thanks.
[05:14] Adachi/Id
    Either way, he's too perfect.
[05:17] Adachi/Id
    Even our crabby president
    is fawning over him.
[05:20] Director
    Adachi-kun!
[05:21] Adachi
    Yes, Director.
[05:24] Director
    Have you finished putting together
    those documents for the Albireo Company?
[05:28] Adachi
    What?
[05:28] Diretor
    I need those by the end of today!
[05:30] Adachi
    Uh, didn't you say you
    needed them by next week, sir?
[05:38] Adachi
    Nothing. Sorry, my mistake.
[05:42] Adachi/Id
    This can't be happening.
[05:45] Adachi/Id
    What could Kurosawa possibly like
[05:51] Adachi/Id
    about someone as lame as me?
[06:01] Adachi/Id
    It never ends.
[06:04] Kurosawa
    You're still here?
[06:06] Kurosawa/Id
    He's so diligent.
[06:08] Kurosawa/Id
    He should ask others for help more often.
[06:12] Kurosawa
    Fine. I'll help you.
[06:14] Kurosawa/Id
    Or rather, he should ask me*
     for help more often.
[06:18] Adachi
    Thanks.
[06:19] Adachi/Id
    It's just a hallucination.
[06:21] Adachi
    Could you handle this, then?
[06:23] Kurosawa
    Sure.
[06:25] Kurosawa/Id
    He has a mole on the nape of his neck.
[06:28] Kurosawa
    Hey.
[06:29] Kurosawa/Id
    What a naughty place for that.
[06:31] Kurosawa
    Do these numbers look odd to you?
[06:34] Kurosawa/Id
    I'd love to lick—
[06:36] Adachi
    One sec! B-Bathroom!
[06:42] Adachi
    There really is one there.
[06:44] Adachi
    So it wasn't a hallucination.
[06:48] Kurosawa
    We're finally finished.
[06:50] Adachi/Id
    I guess he means all of that.
[06:55] Kurosawa
    We're probably the only
    ones still at the office.
[06:58] Adachi
    You're right.
[07:01] Adachi/Id
    If he forced himself on me,
    no one would come to help.
[07:06] Kurosawa
    It's cold today, isn't it?
[07:17] Kurosawa
    You can borrow this.
[07:20] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm glad I brought a scarf today.
[07:22] Adachi
    I couldn't!
[07:23] Kurosawa
    It's fine.
[07:25] Kurosawa/Id
    His eyes are so bloodshot.
[07:27] Kurosawa/Id
    The director shouldn't dump so much*
    work on him just because he's diligent.
[07:33] Kurosawa
    If you caught a cold, that would
    mean more work for me.
[07:37] Kurosawa/Id
    I just can't leave him alone.
[07:40] Adachi/Id
    H-He's such a nice guy.
[07:43] Adachi/Id
    Sorry for thinking you'd
    force yourself on me.
[07:46] Kurosawa
    Let's head home.
[07:52] Adachi
    Thanks. I'm glad you were
     here to help me out today.
[07:59] Kurosawa
    It's not that big a deal.
[08:01] Adachi
    No, really. You were a huge help.
[08:04] Kurosawa
    In that case...
[08:06] Kurosawa
    Maybe I'll have you thank me
    with your body next time.
[08:10] Kurosawa
    What are you imagining, you perv?
[08:12] Kurosawa
    Treat me to dinner sometime.
[08:14] Adachi
    O-Okay.
[08:16] Adachi/Id
    Was he joking or not?!
[08:19] Kurosawa
    By the way, will you make the last train?
[08:22] Adachi
    What? Oh.
[08:24] Adachi
    They just stopped running.
[08:27] Kurosawa
    Seriously?
[08:28] Adachi
    Ugh. I have to pay for a taxi.
[08:32] Kurosawa
    Wanna stay at my place, then?
[08:39] Adachi
    What?
[08:40] Kurosawa
    It's a short taxi ride away.
[08:42] Adachi/Id
    What should I do?
[08:45] Adachi/Id
    Is it okay for me to casually go to
    Kurosawa's place when he likes me?
[08:50] Adachi/Id
    But he's a nice guy.
[08:52] Adachi/Id
    And I mean, nothing's happened so far...
[08:55] Adachi/Id
    Does he have ulterior motives or not?
[08:58] Adachi/Id
    Oh, right!
[08:59] Adachi/Id
    I'll know if I touch him!
[09:01] Adachi/Id
    Okay. Casually, now.
[09:04] Adachi
    I don't know...
[09:06] Adachi/Id
    Now's my chance!
[09:10] Kurosawa
    Are you okay?!
[09:12] Adachi
    Y-Yeah.
[09:15] Adachi/Id
    I'm such an idiot.
[09:17] Kurosawa
    Here.
[09:24] Kurosawa/Id
    That was really loud. I hope he's not hurt.
[09:28] Adachi/Id
    He's a really nice guy after all.
[09:30] Adachi/Id
    Sorry I doubted you.
[09:34] Adachi
    Kurosawa.
[09:41] Adachi
    If it's not too much trouble,
    could I stay at your place tonight?
[09:48] Kurosawa
    Sure.
[09:50] Adachi
    Kurosawa. Kurosawa. Kurosawa.
SIGN    Fantasies over a certain number of words are expressed as images
[09:59] Adachi/Id
    What was that?
[10:11] Kurosawa
    Come in. Have a seat over there somewhere.
[10:17] Adachi/Id
    His place is dripping
    with popular guy vibes.
[10:23] Adachi/Id
    I can't relax.
[10:29] Adachi
    This comic...
[10:34] Kurosawa
    I couldn't stop when
    I started reading yesterday.
[10:38] Kurosawa
    I sound like a kid, don't I?
[10:45] Adachi
    Same, though.
[10:46] Kurosawa
    What?
[10:47] Adachi
    I like this comic, too.
[10:50] Adachi
    You can't stop partway
    through the 12 Trials Arc.
[10:53] Kurosawa
    Right? The Trials Arc is my favorite, too.
[10:56] Kurosawa
    That trick is amazing, isn't it?
[10:59] Adachi/Id
    I'm surprised we have similar tastes.
[11:02] Kurosawa
    Oh, right. I drew a bath.
    Go ahead and take one.
[11:06] Kurosawa
    Here's a change of clothes.
[11:08] Adachi
    Thanks.
[11:10] Adachi/Id
    He's so nice.
[11:11] Kurosawa/Id
    I can't believe the pajamas
    I bought so I could fantasize
[11:14] Kurosawa/Id
    about how cute Adachi would look
    in them would come in handy.
[11:21] Adachi/Id
    I really don't want to wear those pajamas!
[11:24] Adachi
    I can't shake these chills
    even though I'm in the bath...
[11:30] Adachi/Id
    They're the perfect size.
[11:32] Adachi/Id
    I feel like he put all kinds
    of thought into these.
[11:36] Adachi
    Thanks for letting me take the first bath.
[11:38] Kurosawa
    I've got beer. Do you want some?
[11:41] Adachi/Id
    Why's he trying to get me drunk?
[11:43] Adachi
    I'll have some water.
[11:46] Kurosawa
    I'm going to take a bath, too.
[11:49] Adachi
    Sure.
[11:50] Kurosawa
    I laid out a futon for you.
[11:52] Adachi
    Thanks.
[11:53] Kurosawa
    Feel free to go to sleep if you're tired.
[12:05] Adachi/Id
    Would this have been simpler
    if one of us were a woman?
[12:13] Adachi/Id
    Because I have zero romantic
    experience in my 30 years of life,
[12:19] Adachi/Id
    I still don't know what to do, even
    though I know what he's thinking.
[12:34] Kurosawa
    He's already asleep.
[12:36] Adachi/Id
    I'm pretending to sleep because
    I don't know how to face you.

[12:44] Adachi/Id
    Huh? What?
[12:46] Adachi/Id
    Why is he coming over here?
[12:49] Adachi/Id
    So close!
[13:04] Adachi/Id
    He's so close.
[13:07] Adachi/Id
    Crap. I'm terrified because
    I don't know what Kurosawa will do.
[13:14] Adachi/Id
    I know. I can use my power if I touch him.
[13:29] Adachi/Id
    I nearly had a heart attack!
[13:33] Adachi/Id
    He just came to get his phone.
[13:39] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa likes me, right?
[13:43] Adachi/Id
    So why didn't he make a move?
[13:52] Adachi/Id
    That makes it sound like
    I was
hoping he'd try something!
[13:55] Adachi
    I really don't!
[13:59] Adachi
    There's too much going on. My head's a mess.
[14:04] Adachi/Id
    This is too much to handle
    for a virgin like me.
[14:24] Kurosawa
    Crap.
[14:27] Both
    I can't sleep.
[14:40] Adachi
    Something smells good.
[14:42] Kurosawa
    Good morning.
[14:44] Adachi
    Good morning.
[14:46] Kurosawa
    Want some breakfast?
[14:49] Adachi
    Yeah.
[14:54] Both
    Thanks for the meal.
[14:58] Adachi
    It's so good.
[15:01] Adachi
    This is amazing, Kurosawa.
[15:03] Adachi
    You made a proper meal
    first thing in the morning.
[15:06] Adachi
    I don't cook at all.
[15:09] Kurosawa
    Want to come over to eat
    every morning, then?
[15:11] Adachi
    What?!
[15:14] Adachi
    Oh, I couldn't...
[15:18] Adachi/Id
    It's so good that I
    considered it for a second.
[15:23] Adachi/Id
    His omelet is restaurant-quality.
[15:32] Adachi/Id
    I'll keep my distance for a while!
[15:36] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa's love is too much for me
    and my zero romantic experience.
[15:45] Director
    Hey, Adachi!
[15:45] Adachi/Id
    So sleepy.
[15:47] Adachi
    Sir.
[15:48] Director
    Why are you slacking? It's still morning.
[15:51] Adachi
    S-Sorry.
[15:53] Adachi/Id
    This only happened because you
    asked me to work overtime!
[15:58] Director
    By the way, those documents
    I asked for yesterday look great.
[16:01] Director
    Did you work on them by yourself?
[16:03] Adachi
    Actually, Kurosawa helped me.
[16:06] Director
    What? You should've said so sooner!
[16:10] Director
    Hey, Kurosawa-kun!
[16:11] Adachi/Id
    I'm trying to keep my distance!
[16:14] Kurosawa
    Yes?
[16:16] Director
    Sorry you had to help Adachi yesterday.
[16:20] Kurosawa
    Not at all. He handled most of it.
[16:23] Kurosawa
    I just helped him a little.
[16:26] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa...
[16:29] Director
    Kurosawa-kun, you know
    how to be modest, too.
[16:32] Director
    Did you thank him yet?
[16:35] Kurosawa
    He will soon.
[16:37] Adachi/Id
    Wait, don't mention that!
[16:39] Director
    I know. There's a tasty
    Korean barbecue place nearby.
[16:43] Kurosawa
    Is there?
[16:44] Adachi/Id
    Hang on! I don't like where this is going!
SIGN    Toyotamaru Coupon
SIGN    Toyotamaru Coupon
SIGN    Korean BBQ Toyotamaru
SIGN    Toyotamaru Coupon
SIGN    Korean BBQ Toyotamaru
SIGN    Toyotamaru Coupon
SIGN    Korean BBQ Toyotamaru
[16:48] Director
    The two of you should go
    together. I've got a coupon.
[16:52] Adachi/Id
    Don't set us up!
[16:54] Director
    I hope you'll continue to lend him a hand.
[16:57] Director
    Try to get along, boys.
[16:58] Both/Id
    Seriously?
[17:00] Both/Id
    The director is...
[17:02] Adachi/Id
    Such a pest.
[17:02] Kurosawa/Id
    My Cupid.
[17:09] Adachi/Id
    I couldn't say no. I'm such an idiot.
[17:13] Adachi/Id
    I meant to keep my distance
    for a while, but...
[17:17] Both
    So good!
[17:20] Adachi
    Oh, wow. It melted in my mouth.
[17:23] Kurosawa
    Yeah.
[17:39] Adachi
    What?
[17:40] Kurosawa
    I was just thinking you really look
    like you're enjoying your food.
[17:45] Adachi
    Do I?
[17:46] Kurosawa
    When you stuff your cheeks full
    of food, you look really... cool.
[17:52] Adachi/Id
    Why'd he pause just now?
[17:54] Kurosawa/Id
    Crap! I nearly called him cute.
[18:01] Kurosawa
    You make the food taste better
    than normal for me, too.
[18:06] Adachi
    I mean, it's good meat.
[18:11] Kurosawa
    You've got that right.
[18:14] Kurosawa
    Why don't we share some
    cold noodles and bibimbap?
[18:16] Adachi
    Sounds good.
[18:18] Kurosawa
    Excuse me!
[18:19] Adachi/Id
    This is actually kinda fun.
[18:23] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa seems to be having fun, too.
[18:25] Adachi/Id
    This is pretty fun.
[18:30] Adachi
    Thanks for the meal.
[18:31] Employee
    Here's your bill.
[18:34] Adachi
    We'd like to pay with this.
[18:35] Employee
    Yes, sir.
[18:37] Employee
    Hmm? My apologies, but this is expired.
[18:42] Adachi
    What?!
[18:43] Adachi/Id
    Damn the director!
[18:46] Adachi/Id
    I don't have enough.
[18:47] Kurosawa
    We really can't use the coupon?
    Do you have enough?
[18:51] Adachi
    Uh, yeah...
[18:57] Kurosawa
    I'll pay by card.
[18:58] Employee
    Yes, sir.
[18:59] Adachi
    What? But I'm supposed to be thanking you.
[19:01] Adachi
    Let's split the bill, at least!
[19:03] Kurosawa
    It's fine.
[19:06] Kurosawa
    You can treat me next payday.
[19:11] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa seems to like me,
    but he never tries to make a move.
[19:15] Employee
    Please sign here.
[19:17] Kurosawa
    Okay.
[19:17] Adachi/Id
    If he helps me with my job
    and is simply kind to me,
[19:22] Employee
    Thank you.
[19:23] Adachi/Id
    then maybe things are fine the way they are.
[19:27] Adachi/Id
    He's a really good friend.
[19:31] Adachi/Id
    I have fun spending time with him, too.
[19:34] Kurosawa
    I got candies.
[19:35] Adachi
    Thanks.
[19:37] Kurosawa/Id
    This is like a dream.
[19:41] Kurosawa/Id
    Now I have an excuse to go out
    to eat with Adachi again.
[19:45] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm really lucky.
[19:48] Kurosawa/Id
    I love him so much. I'm so happy.
[19:51] Kurosawa/Id
    I don't want to go home tonight.
[19:54] Kurosawa/Id
    I don't want him to leave.
[20:01] Adachi
    Sorry.
[20:02] Kurosawa
    What?
[20:04] Adachi
    Sorry, Kurosawa.
[20:06] Adachi/Id
    I'm the worst.
[20:10] Adachi
    I'm really sorry.
[20:11] Kurosawa
    What's gotten into you, Adachi?
    Are you drunk?
[20:16] Adachi/Id
    I'm the worst. That was a really
    unfair train of thought I had.
[20:23] Adachi/Id
    It's not like I can reciprocate
    Kurosawa's feelings.
[20:28] Adachi
    Sorry. Can we stop by a convenience store?
[20:35] Adachi
    Here.
[20:37] Kurosawa
    What?
[20:38] Adachi
    I can't let you pay when
    I'm supposed to be thanking you.
[20:42] Kurosawa
    You don't need to worry about it, really—
[20:44] Aadchi
    Thanks for helping me with work
    and letting me stay at your place.
[20:49] Adachi
    But I can't keep imposing on you.
[20:59] Adachi
    In any case, I'm sorry!
[21:11] Adachi/Id
    What should I do?
[21:14] Adachi/Id
    I have no idea what I should have done.
[21:19] Adachi/Id
    I've never seen Kurosawa
    make that face before.
[21:28] Adachi/Id
    What should I do?
SIGN    Incoming Call
SIGN    Adachi
[23:14] Tsuge
    Why are you calling at this hour?
[23:18] Tsuge
    That's fine.
[23:20] Tsuge
    After all, I understand you
    better than anyone else.
[23:25] Kurosawa
    He's so cute. He's so nice.
    He's so diligent. He's working so hard.
[23:29] Adachi
    I haven't been complimented much in
    30 years, so I still don't know what to do.
[23:30] Kurosawa
    I love him so, so, so...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 2
[23:35] Adachi
    Next time: Episode 2.
[23:38] Kurosawa
    I love him so much!

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[00:13] Tsuge
    In other words...
[00:18] Tsuge
    Because you remained a virgin
    until you turned 30,
[00:20] Tsuge
    you gained the ability
    to read people's minds
[00:24] Tsuge
    and you happened to learn
    a male colleague is in love with you?
[00:32] Tsuge
    What are you talking about?
[00:40] Tsuge
    This is ridiculous.
[00:44] Tsuge
    Virginity does terrifying things to
    a person when it lasts too long.
[00:47] Adachi
    I'm telling you, it's not my imagination!
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    A Flurry of Petals in the Dawn Sky I Masato Tsuge
SIGN    A Flurry of Petals in the Dawn Sky II Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Goodbye Lily 1 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Goodbye Lily 2 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Goodbye Lily 3 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Orange, Milk, and Chocolate 1 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Orange, Milk, and Chocolate 2 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Monogram Masato Tsuge
SIGN    After the Spring Thunder 1 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    After the Spring Thunder 2 Masato Tsuge
[02:24] Tsuge
    Why are you even telling me this?
SIGN    Episode 2
[02:28] Adachi
    Because you're a romance novelist, Tsuge.
[02:31] Adachi
    You seem like you'd have
    a lot of experience.
[02:34] Adachi
    We were classmates in college and
    you're the only person I have to talk to.
[02:42] Tsuge
    Magic nonsense aside,
[02:45] Tsuge
    what's wrong with pretending not to know
    and allowing him to crush on you?
[02:49] Tsuge
    It sounds like he's being nice to you.
    Why not use it to your advantage?
[02:53] Adachi
    What? I can't do that.
[02:57] Tsuge
    Why not? Women do it, too.
[03:02] Adachi
    Maybe, but...
[03:08] Adachi/Id
    I also considered continuing
    to impose on Kurosawa's kindness.
[03:14] Adachi/Id
    He's just nice to me. He never makes a move.
[03:20] Adachi/Id
    But...
[03:21] Adachi
    I can't let you pay when
    I'm supposed to be thanking you.
[03:26] (Flashback) Adachi
    In any case, I'm sorry!
[03:34] Adachi
    I'd feel bad about taking advantage
    of his feelings when they're genuine.
[03:40] Adachi
    I can't do it.
[03:44] Tsuge
    This is why you're unpopular.
[03:48] Tsuge
    Too earnest, too awkward, too dense.
[03:54] Adachi
    I have absolutely no idea what to do,
    or what I should've done!
[04:01] Tsuge
    Well, he probably likes that about you.
[04:09] Tsuge
    Instead of worrying
    about what you should do,
[04:11] Tsuge
    maybe you should think about
    how you feel about him.
[04:18] Adachi
    How I feel?
[04:21] Tsuge
    And if it's too much trouble, you
    could always get him to dislike you.
[04:25] Adachi
    That's an idea.
[04:28] Adachi/Id
    Tsuge is amazing. He's not
    a romance novelist for nothing.
[04:33] Adachi/Id
    I'm glad I asked for his advice.
[04:35] Adachi
    Thanks, Tsuge.
[04:37] Adachi
    Oh, right. You like taiyaki, don't you?
[04:40] Adachi
    Have some.
[04:43] Tsuge/Id
    Well, that was surprising.
[04:46] Tsuge/Id
    I didn't think this guy I thought
    was a forever alone virgin
[04:49] Tsuge/Id
    would ask me for romantic advice.
[04:53] Tsuge/Id
    Of course, I'm a virgin, too.
SIGN    Of course,
SIGN    I'm a virgin, too
[05:00] Adachi
    What?
[05:07] Adachi/Id
    So a virgin asked another
    virgin for romantic advice.
[05:12] Adachi
    What was the point?!
[05:21] Tsuge
    Maybe you should think about
    how you feel about him.
[05:29] Adachi/Id
    How do I feel about Kurosawa?
[05:33] Adachi/Id
    He's a really good guy.
    I have fun hanging out with him.
[05:38] Adachi/Id
    Even as another man, I think
    he's handsome, and he's nice.
[05:44] Adachi
    Crap. I can't think of
    anything I dislike about him!
[05:58] Adachi/Id
    I bet he'd be really nice if we dated.
[06:04] Adachi/Id
    He made me breakfast when I slept over.
[06:15] Kurosawa
    Adachi, you've got food on your face.
[06:27] Adachi
    I can't! No way!
[06:29] Male Employee C
    Shut up, Adachi.
[06:33] Adachi
    Sorry.
[06:38] Kurosawa
    Thank you.
[06:55] Adachi/Id
    After how I ran off the other day...
[07:02] Adachi/Id
    how can Kurosawa smile like that?
[07:06] Kurosawa
    Thank you for waiting.
[07:08] Adachi/Id
    He should be busier than anyone,
[07:10] Kurosawa
    We appreciate everything you do for us.
[07:11] Adachi/Id
    but he's just so nice.
[07:14] Adachi/Id
    It's depressing.
[07:22] Kurosawa
    Could you bring something else?
[07:23] Fujisaki
    Yes.
[07:35] Adachi
    Why is she taking away the tea they served?
[07:39] Kurosawa
    Forgive my lack of experience.
[07:42] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa's in trouble?
[07:47] Kurosawa
    I'm terribly sorry.
[07:48] President
    You don't get it, either.
    That's not what this is about!
[07:54] Female Employee B
    What's going on?
[07:55] Female Employee C
    Apparently it's Kurosawa-san.
[07:57] Female Employee B
    What?
[07:59] Director
    Fujisaki, what's going on with Kurosawa?
[08:03] Fujisaki
    The client suddenly got upset.
[08:06] Director
    Did he screw something up?
[08:08] Male Employee B
    He's the star of the sales department.
    He rarely screws up.
[08:11] Fujisaki
    Kurosawa-san's in a bind
    since he doesn't know the reason.
[08:16] President
    The deal is off!
[08:20] Kurosawa
    Wait, please.
[08:22] Female Employee A
    Poor Kurosawa-senpai.
[08:25] Fujisaki
    Should I serve coffee?
[08:30] Adachi
    I'll do it.
[08:34] Adachi
    E-Excuse me.
[08:40] Kurosawa
    Adachi.
[08:42] Adachi
    Have some coffee.
[08:53] Adachi
    I'm sorry.
[08:56] Adachi
    I'll prepare what we
    normally serve right away.
[08:58] Adachi
    One moment, please.
[09:14] Kurosawa
    Would it be all right if we
     continued our discussion?
[09:20] President
    Go ahead.
[09:25] Adachi
    Apparently that company president
    has a sweet tooth.
[09:28] Female Employee A
    What?
[09:29] Male Employee B
    Huh?!
[09:30] Adachi
    You wouldn't think it
    since he looks so intense...
[09:38] Adachi
    but he apparently always looks
    forward to the shortcake we serve.
[09:44] Male Employee B
    He was in a foul mood because of some cake?
[09:48] Male Employee A
    He always eats it with a sour face, so...
[09:52] Fujisaki
    I thought he didn't like sweets.
[09:55] Female Employee A
    Either way, he likes them too much.
[09:59] Director
    I'm impressed you noticed, Adachi!
[10:02] Adachi
    It was a hunch.
[10:10] Kurosawa
    Thanks.
[10:15] Kurosawa
    I'm sorry for making you worry.
[10:18] All
    Good, good. Back to work.
[10:26] Kurosawa
    Here are the documents.
[10:30] Adachi
    Aw, crap.
[10:31] Adachi
    I'm gonna have to work overtime again!
[10:36] All
    Cheers!
[10:39] Kurosawa
    To Adachi, the man of the hour.
[10:42] All
    Cheers!
[10:48] Female Employee A
    Kurosawa-senpai, nice work today.
[10:52] Kurosawa
    It'd been a while since
    my head last went blank.
[10:56] Kurosawa
    You saved my skin, for real.
[10:59] Adachi
    Uh, sure.
[11:02] Female Employee B
    Hey, let's play a game.
[11:03] Female Employee A
    Like what?
[11:06] Female Employee B
    We've got four men and four women.
[11:08] Female Employee B
    And disposable chopsticks, too.
[11:12] Adachi/Id
    At first, I wondered why I had
    to get such a stupid power.
[11:18] Adachi/Id
    This is the first time
    I've been glad to have it.
[11:28] Female Employee B
    Who's the king?
[11:30] All
    Who is it?
[11:32] Female Employee A
    It's me!
[11:34] Female Employee A
    Okay, I decree...
[11:36] Female Employee A
    Number three and number eight must kiss!
[11:43] Kurosawa
    I'm number three.
[11:47] Male Employee B
    Who's eight?
[11:48] Female Employee A
    Who is it?
[11:49] Both
    Who?
[11:56] Adachi
    What? It's me?
[12:03] All
    Kiss, kiss!
[12:05] Adachi/Id
    This is my first kiss!
[12:08] Adachi/Id
    I can't believe it's going
    to be with Kurosawa.
[12:13] Kurosawa
    Haven't you all had too much to drink?
[12:16] Adachi/Id
    He's so composed. Damn this stud.
[12:20] Female Employee A
    The king's decree must be obeyed!
[12:23] All
    It must!
[12:26] All
    Kiss! Kiss!
[12:35] Kurosawa
    It's just a game. Let's get it over with.
[12:38] Adadchi
    What?
[13:00] Kurosawa
    Okay, done.
[13:03] Female Employee A
    Aw, what?
[13:04] Male Employee B
    The forehead?
[13:06] Female Employee A
    That's no fun.
[13:08] Kurosawa
    Come on. You can't make people kiss
    in King's Game these days.
[13:14] Kurosawa
    I'm going to make a quick call.
[13:21] Kurosawa/Id
    Sorry.
[13:24] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa.
[13:50] Adachi
    There you are. Kurosawa?
[13:54] Kurosawa
    Yeah?
[13:57] Adachi
    Um, are you okay?
[14:04] Kurosawa
    Yeah. Just drank too much, I think.
[14:12] Kurosawa
    Thanks.
[14:22] Kurosawa
    Anyway, they took that game
    too far, didn't they?
[14:27] Kurosawa/Id
    I thought I'd gotten lucky, but...
[14:31] Kurosawa
    Making two men kiss, and all.
[14:37] Kurosawa/Id
    Considering how stiff he got,
    he must not be into men.
[14:43] Kurosawa
    Nobody wants to do that, right?
[14:47] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm sorry, Adachi...
[14:51] Kurosawa/Id
    for falling in love with you.
[14:56] Kurosawa/Id
    Sorry.
[15:02] Adachi
    I didn't mind.
[15:07] Adachi
    It didn't bother me.
[15:13] Adachi/Id
    It surprised me, too,
[15:16] Adachi/Id
    but I didn't mind it.
[15:21] Adachi
    I've actually never kissed anyone.
[15:24] Kurosawa
    What?
[15:25] Adachi
    Don't laugh.
[15:29] Adachi
    No, really. As you can see,
    I'm not very popular.
[15:35] Adachi
    I don't have any real romantic experience.
[15:40] Adachi
    So I was just really nervous...
    or scared, I guess.
[15:48] Adachi/Id
    What am I saying?
[15:52] Adachi/Id
    Now that I've said that,
    there's no turning back, but...
[15:59] Adachi
    So, um...
[16:02] Adachi
    It's not that I hated it, or anything.
[16:21] Kurosawa
    Do you understand what that means?
[16:34] Adachi/Id
    What that means?
[16:38] Adachi/Id
    Ever since Tsuge mentioned it,
[16:40] Adachi/Id
    I've been thinking about
    how I feel about Kurosawa.
[16:49] Adachi/Id
    My desire to help Kurosawa,
[16:54] Adachi/Id
    being unbothered by that,
[16:57] Adachi/Id
    and not wanting to see him sad
    were all real, so...
[17:11] Adachi/Id
    When I gained the ability to read people's
    minds, I wondered why it had to be this...
[17:21] Adachi/Id
    but after touching Kurosawa's
    heart over and over...
[17:25] Adachi/Id
    for the first time, I want to
    get to know him better.
[17:39] Adachi
    Kurosawa.
[17:41] Kurosawa
    Adachi, I...
[17:51] Female Employee A
    There you guys are!
[17:53] Female Employee A
    Kurosawa-senpai!
[17:58] Male Employee B
    What are you two doing?
[18:01] Adachi
    Nothing.
[18:03] Fujisaki
    Seems like we're winding down.
[18:05] Male Employee B
    Let's go pay the bill!
[18:08] Kurosawa
    Sure.
[18:11] Male Employee B
    Did you sober up?
[18:12] Female Employee A
    Let's go to another place!
[18:15] Male Employee B
    Are you for real?
[18:20] Adachi/Id
    I wonder what he was about to say.
[18:25] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Adachi, I...
[18:28] Adachi/Id
    I'm sort of relieved
    I didn't get to touch him.
[18:33] Kurosawa
    Adachi, will you make your last train?
[18:36] Adachi/Id
    But I also kind of want to know.
[18:39] Adachi
    Oh, I should make it if I hurry.
[18:44] Kurosawa
    It's fine. Stay at my place again.
[18:48] Adachi
    What?
[18:50] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm not letting him leave tonight.
[18:54] Adachi
    I...
[18:55] Adachi
    I'll go home!
[18:59] Adachi
    I'm going home!
SIGN    Adachi
SIGN    Adachi
SIGN    I think I might have gotten ahead of myself
[19:06] Tsuge
    What happened?
[19:10] Tsuge
    Guess I'll ask next time I see him.
[19:20] Fujisaki
    This is Toyokawa's Sales Department.
[19:23] Fujisaki
    We appreciate everything you do for us.
[19:24] Male Employee C
    Adachi, did you finish that contract
    we're sending to the Albireo Company?
[19:29] Adachi
    Yes. I'll send it right now.
[19:33] Fujisaki
    One moment, please.
[19:35] Fujisaki
    Kurosawa-san, you have a call
    from Naganuma Trading.
[19:40] Kurosawa
    Thank you for waiting.
[19:43] Kurosawa
    Yes. This is about the matter we
    discussed last week, isn't it? Yes.
[19:50] Adachi/Id
    A lot happened last night.
[19:59] (Flashback) Adachi
    When I said I didn't mind, I meant being kissed
    on the forehead instead of the mouth!
[20:13] Adachi/Id
    Today is shockingly normal.
[20:17] Adachi/Id
    He's acting just like he always does,
[20:21] Adachi/Id
    but what's Kurosawa thinking?
[20:26] Adachi/Id
    I'm dying over here.
[20:29] Kurosawa
    Adachi?
[20:31] Adachi
    Y-Yeah?
[20:34] Kurosawa
    Could you show me the files for Albireo?
[20:37] Adachi
    Sure. I was just about to print it out.
[20:52] Kurosawa/Id
    Yesterday, I was glad to hear he
    doesn't dislike me, but I rushed things.
[21:02] Kurosawa/Id
    I don't want to bother him,
    so I'll act normal at the office.
[21:09] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa...
[21:10] Adachi/Id
    I never know how to respond,
    but he really is too good for me.
[21:19] Kurosawa
    Thanks.
[21:22] Kurosawa
    Oh, not that.
[21:26] Kurosawa/Id
    He said he doesn't have
    any romantic experience.
[21:31] Kurosawa/Id
    I'll take my time making
    sure he falls for me.
SIGN    I'll take my time making sure he falls for me
SIGN    I'll take my time making sure he falls for me
[21:42] Kurosawa
    This.
[21:49] Adachi/Id
    What a terrifyingly persistent stud.
[23:25] Adachi
    I want to get to know Kurosawa better.
[23:28] Kurosawa
    I'll take my time making
    sure he falls for me.
[23:32] Adachi
    I didn't want to know that!
[23:35] Adachi
    While screaming internally...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 3
[23:37] Adachi
    Next time: Episode 3.

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[00:11] Adachi/Id
    This is exhausting.
[00:12] Adachi/Id
    Why'd we have to come to karaoke
    for a social gathering?
[00:16] Adachi/Id
    I hope it ends soon.
[00:20] [SONG] Sign
    Determined to
    Seduce Him Aura
[00:23] Adachi/Id
    Must be tough, being so popular.
[00:25] Rokkaku
    Well, would you look at this?
[00:28] Rokkaku
    You're all alone!
[00:30] Adachi/Id
    Ugh.
[00:32] Adachi/Id
    It's Rokkaku, the recent graduate.
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
[02:06] Rokkaku
    There you are, Adachi-san.
SIGN    Episode 3
[02:09] Adachi
    Yup. Here I am.
[02:10] Rokkaku
    You're so invisible. I didn't notice you.
[02:12] Adachi/Id
    I'm not good with playboys like him.
[02:15] Rokkaku
    Well then, pardon me!
[02:18] Adachi/Id
    Why's he sitting down?!
[02:19] Rokkaku
    Whoops.
[02:21] Rokkaku
    C'mon, let's have some fun!
[02:22] Rokkaku/Id
    I feel sick. Maybe I had too much to drink.
[02:26] Rokkaku/Id
    I need to keep the energy high, though.
[02:29] Adachi/Id
    This guy...
[02:31] [SONG] Sign
    Stomach Medicine
    For Excessive Eating and Drinking
[02:32] Adachi
    Here.
[02:33] Rokkaku
    What is it, Anzai-san?
[02:35] Adachi
    It's Adachi.
[02:37] Adachi
    You've had too much to drink.
[02:40] Adachi
    You don't have to force yourself
    to keep the energy up.
[02:42] Rokkaku
    What? Why do you have this?
[02:46] Adachi
    Because I can't drink much, either.
[02:49] Adachi
    I keep some handy for times like this.
[02:52] Rokkaku
    Huh. Thanks.
[02:54] Rokkaku
    You're surprisingly considerate, Ando-san.
[02:57] Adachi
    It's Adachi.
[02:58] Rokkaku
    In that case, don't mind if I do.
[03:00] Adachi
    Wait!
[03:02] Adachi
    That's booze.
[03:03] Rokkaku
    What?
[03:05] Adachi
    Take it with water.
[03:07] Rokkaku
    You're so nice.
[03:10] Adachi
    Oh, come on. You're spilling.
[03:13] Adachi
    Here. Face this way.
[03:15] Adachi
    Jeez.
[03:16] Rokkaku
    Sorry. Thanks, Anno-san.
[03:19] Adachi
    It's Adachi! You're doing that
    on purpose, aren't you?
[03:22] Rokkaku
    Doing what on purpose?
[03:24] Kurosawa
    Sorry.
[03:28] Rokkaku
    Kurosawa-san! What can I help you with?
[03:31] Adachi/Id
    That's not how you were treating me.
[03:35] Kurosawa
    Apparently the girls at the next
    table are interested in you.
[03:38] Rokkaku
    What? Seriously?!
[03:39] Kurosawa
    Why don't you go talk to them?
[03:41] Rokkaku
    Of course!
[03:42] Rokkaku
    Thanks!
[03:47] Kurosawa
    Don't mind me.
[03:49] Adachi/Id
    Wait, wait, wait.
[03:51] Adachi/Id
    Those girls aren't interested in Rokkaku.
[03:55] Adachi/Id
    But knowing him, maybe he
    genuinely was being kind.
[04:00] Adachi/Id
    Which is it?
[04:02] Adachi/Id
    Oh yeah, I'll know if I touch him.
[04:08] Adachi/Id
    No, wait. How am I supposed
    to touch him naturally?
[04:12] Adachi/Id
    I'll just go for it.
[04:14] Kurosawa
    By the way, today...
[04:17] Kurosawa
    Huh? What?
[04:18] Adachi/Id
    He's so close.
[04:21] Adachi/Id
    I can't. It'd be too suspicious.
[04:22] [SONG] Sign
    Frustrated the words
    that came to mind were
    "what a handsome face"
[04:29] Director
    Kurosawa-kun, you're not going to sing?
[04:31] Kurosawa
    I'm good.
[04:32] Adachi/Id
    He's not going to sing?
[04:35] Adachi/Id
    But he can do everything.
    I expected him to flawlessly karaoke, too.
[04:40] Adachi/Id
    Could it be that he's tone-deaf?
[04:43] Adachi/Id
    It'd be hilarious if someone
    so handsome was tone-deaf.
[04:46] Adachi/Id
    I really wanna hear.
[04:47] Rokkaku
    Yeah! Thank you!
[04:51] Adachi
    Rokkaku was good.
[04:54] Kurosawa
    Actually, could I sing something after all?
[04:57] Female Employee A
    Please do.
[05:05] Adachi/Id
    Hey, this song seems difficult.
    Will he be okay?
[05:23] Rokkaku
    Aw, man. I'm so glad to have
    the opportunity to hear
[05:26] Rokkaku
    handsome salesman Kurosawa-senpai's
    legendary golden voice.
[05:30] Adachi/Id
    Damn that perfect human.
[05:36] Adachi/Id
    It kind of pisses me off.
[05:41] Adachi/Id
    How long is he going to sit next to me?
[05:44] Kurosawa
    Adachi, this pizza is pretty good.
[05:46] Adachi
    Huh?
[05:49] Adachi/Id
    He's right.
[05:50] Female Employee A
    Kurosawa-san.
[05:52] Female Employee B
    Mind if I sit with you?
[05:55] Adachi/Id
    What the hell is this?
[05:59] Female Employee B/Id
    He's in the way.
[06:01] Female Employee B/Id
    Why is this guy sitting next to Kurosawa-san?
[06:04] Adachi/Id
    That's terrifying!
[06:05] Adachi
    I'm gonna go drink over there.
[06:08] Kurosawa
    What? Adachi.
[06:09] Director
    Kurosawa-kun, are you
    getting enough to drink?
[06:11] Kurosawa
    Yes, sir.
[06:15] Adachi/Id
    "This guy," huh?
[06:18] Adachi/Id
    She's not wrong.
[06:21] Adachi/Id
    Why would someone so
    handsome sit next to me?
[06:26] Fujisaki
    Ah, excuse me.
[06:28] Fujisaki/Id
    Oh, no. I think I was spacing out.
[06:31] Adachi/Id
    It's Fujisaki-san, the secretary.
[06:33] Adachi
    No, excuse me.
[06:34] Fujisaki
    I'm asking everyone if they'd
    like to order anything else.
[06:38] Fujisaki
    Adachi-san, would you like anything?
[06:39] Adachi
    What? But people can place their own orders.
[06:45] Fujisaki
    I'm just getting everyone's orders
    because I feel like drinking, too.
[06:49] Adachi
    I see. In that case,
    could I get some oolong tea?
[06:52] Fujisaki
    Sure. That's one oolong tea.
[06:55] Adachi/Id
    I've always been kind of interested
    in her because she's nice,
[06:59] Adachi/Id
    but she really is kind.
[07:01] Fujisaki
    I'm going to go to the restroom.
[07:04] Adachi
    Okay.
[07:08] Adachi/Id
    If someone like her liked me...
[07:11] Adachi/Id
    No, nothing that convenient
    would ever happen.
[07:15] Rokkaku
    Ando-san, lately I've
    gotten really into saunas.
[07:18] Rokakku
    Wanna go together sometime?
[07:20] Adachi
    For the last time, it's Adachi!
[07:24] Adachi/Id
    These kinds of drinking parties
    really aren't my thing.
[07:27] Man A
    C'mon. A little bit won't hurt.
[07:28] Fujisaki
    Please stop.
[07:30] Man B
    You're the one who bumped into us.
[07:33] Fujisaki
    I'm sorry.
[07:34] Man A
    Come sing with us.
[07:37] Fujisaki
    Adachi-san!
[07:42] Fujisaki/Id
    Help me!
[07:43] Adachi/Id
    What?
[07:44] Man A
    Who the hell are you?
[07:46] Adachi/Id
    Yikes. They're clearly trashed.
[07:49] Adachi/Id
    No way, I'm too scared!
[07:52] Adachi/Id
    But a real man wouldn't run from this.
[07:57] Adachi
    Um, she d-doesn't appreciate
    what you're doing.
[07:59] Adachi
    D-Do you think you could stop?
[08:03] Man A
    What? It's none of your damn business.
[08:05] Adachi
    B-But I really don't think
    it's right to force her!
[08:09] Man A
    Shut up. Know your place,
    you gloomy little sad sack!
[08:14] Adachi/Id
    I shouldn't have stepped
    out of my comfort zone.
[08:17] Kurosawa
    Excuse me.
[08:19] Kurosawa/Id
    Don't touch Adachi!
[08:23] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa?
[08:26] Man A
    Who are you?
[08:30] Kurosawa
    Oh, you work for the Narasaki Corporation?
[08:34] Kurosawa
    We're both just here to stretch our wings.
[08:39] Kurosawa
    Let's not take the jokes too far.
[08:42] Both
    Excuse us!
[08:47] Fujisaki
    Thank you for saving me.
[08:50] Adachi
    What? But I didn't do anything.
[08:52] Kurosawa
    That was unfortunate. Are you okay?
[08:55] Fujisaki
    Y-Yes.
[08:57] Adachi/Id
    Hey.
[08:59] Fujisaki
    Thank you.
[09:03] Adachi/Id
    I feel conflicted. He saved me,
[09:07] Adachi/Id
    but I couldn't do anything,
[09:10] Adachi/Id
    and Kurosawa looks great
    no matter what he does.
[09:14] Adachi/Id
    He's so composed that
    it's starting to annoy me.
[09:18] Adachi
    What are you doing here?
[09:20] Kurosawa
    You didn't seem to be feeling
    well, so I was worried.
[09:24] Kurosawa
    Huh? You're hurt.
[09:27] Adachi
    What? Where?
[09:28] Kurosawa
    Right here.
[09:30] Adachi
    Maybe he scratched me
    when he grabbed my necktie.
[09:34] Kurosawa
    Hold on. I'm pretty sure
    I've got something in my wallet.
SIGN    Adhesive Bandage
[09:39] Kurosawa
    Here.
[09:41] Adachi
    Thanks.
[09:43] Adachi/Id
    He's so prepared.
[09:45] Adachi
    Huh?
[09:49] Adachi
    What?
[09:50] Kurosawa
    Let me see that.
[09:54] Kurosawa/Id
    I screwed up.
[09:56] Adachi/Id
    What?
[09:58] Kurosawa/Id
    No matter how I feel,
    I can't be chasing after him
[10:02] Kurosawa/Id
    or swapping seats,
    or competing over karaoke.
[10:07] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm being too pushy.
    I made Adachi pull away from me.
[10:11] Adachi/Id
    Pulled away? Actually, it's more like...
[10:13] Kurosawa/Id
    I lose my composure when it comes to Adachi.
[10:18] Kurosawa/Id
    I can't believe I got jealous
    of Rokkaku and Fujisaki-san.
[10:21] Adachi/Id
    Huh?
[10:23] Adachi/Id
    What?! But Rokkaku and Fujisaki-san
    don't give a rat's ass about me!
[10:30] Kurosawa/Id
    I had no idea I was so narrow-minded.
[10:41] Kurosawa
    That should do it.
[10:47] Adachi/Id
    Until now, I thought Kurosawa
    was perfect and always composed.
[10:55] Adachi/Id
    But he actually isn't.
    He worries and gets anxious, too...
[11:01] Adachi/Id
    Just like me.
[11:04] Adachi/Id
    Crap.
[11:06] Kurosawa
    Should we head back?
[11:07] Adachi
    Oh, uh, yeah.
[11:10] Adachi/Id
    I think that might actually be kind of cute.
[11:14] Adachi
    Kurosawa!
[11:17] Adachi
    Um...
[11:19] Adachi
    Thanks for saving me.
[11:25] Kurosawa
    It's not that big a deal.
[11:29] Adachi/Id
    I could tell without touching him this time.
[11:32] Adachi/Id
    He looks happy.
[11:33] Adachi
    Hey, feel like having some ice cream?
[11:36] Kurosawa
    Should we sneak out and get some?
[11:39] Adachi
    Yeah.
[11:51] Rokkaku
    I'm really glad you came
    to the sauna with me.
[11:55] Adachi
    And we finished early after going
    into work on our day off, too.
[11:59] Rokkaku
    Now, now. I had free admission coupons.
[12:02] Rokkaku
    Let's just take it easy.
[12:04] Rokkaku
    Whoa. You've got a crazy body, Kurosawa-san!
[12:08] Adachi/Id
    He looks like a model.
[12:09] Kurosawa
    Do I?
[12:10] Rokkaku
    Do you play some kind of sport?
[12:12] Kurosawa
    I go to the gym.
[12:14] Kurosawa
    I'm 30, so I do it to stay healthy.
[12:17] Rokkaku
    Seriously? Maybe I'll start going, too.
[12:19] Kurosawa/Id
    Just kidding. I train hard regularly
    so I'm always ready for days like these.
[12:25] Kurosawa/Id
    I don't want Adachi to see me out of shape.
[12:33] Kurosawa/Id
    I know Adachi isn't interested
    in my body, though.
[12:45] Kurosawa/Id
    I can't believe Adachi is sitting so
    close to me while so defenseless.
[12:49] Kurosawa/Id
    I expected this, but I can't look directly
    at him now that it's happening.
[12:54] Kurosawa/Id
    Honestly, I feel a little uneasy.
[12:58] Kurosawa/Id
    If I see all of Adachi after this, I'll be
    reminded Adachi is a man all over again.
[13:07] Kurosawa/Id
    I like Adachi, and
    I've fantasized about him,
[13:12] Kurosawa/Id
    but I've only ever dated women before.
[13:17] Kurosawa/Id
    I wonder what I'd think
    if I actually saw him.
[13:21] Adachi
    I can't! It's too hot!
[13:23] Adachi
    I'm getting out!
[13:30] Kurosawa/Id
    His slight tummy is really cute.
[13:33] Kurosawa/Id
    It's so white and smooth, too.
    What is he, a shiratama?
[13:35] Kurosawa/Id
    It probably feels really nice.
    No, it definitely does!
SIGN    Steam conducts excessively strong thoughts
[13:41] Adachi/Id
    Damn it!
[13:48] Kurosawa/Id
    I want to touch him.
[13:54] Adachi/Id
    I should work out.
[13:59] Rokkaku
    Well, I'm going that way. Good night!
[14:03] Kurosawa
    Good night.
[14:06] Kurosawa
    Adachi, you're this way, right?
[14:07] Adachi
    Yeah.
[14:15] Kurosawa
    The breeze feels nice.
[14:17] Adachi
    Yeah. The sauna was better
    than I expected, too.
[14:27] Kurosawa
    Adachi, look this way.
[14:29] Adachi
    Huh?
[14:31] Adachi
    Why'd you take a picture?
[14:34] Kurosawa
    Felt like it.
[14:35] Adachi
    Delete it.
[14:37] Kurosawa
    No.
[14:38] Kurosawa/Id
    If we were dating, he'd
    let me take pictures of him.
[14:43] Kurosawa/Id
    We may be coworkers, but maybe
    it's weird for me to take his picture.
[14:47] Kurosawa/Id
    At first, I just wanted to be near him,
[14:52] Kurosawa/Id
    but I'm becoming greedier.
[14:55] Kurosawa/Id
    He said he didn't mind
    being kissed on the forehead,
[14:59] Kurosawa/Id
    and we've been spending more time together,
[15:02] Kurosawa/Id
    but when Adachi says he likes me,
    he probably means as a friend.
[15:06] Kurosawa/Id
    His feelings aren't like mine.
[15:08] Kurosawa/Id
    I know that, but that
    doesn't make it less painful.
[15:11] Adachi
    Whoops.
[15:14] Adachi
    Are you okay?
[15:15] Child
    Yeah.
[15:17] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi is so kind.
[15:22] Kurosawa/Id
    He was kind then, too.
[15:26] (Flashback) Girl A
    Kurosawa-kun, let's play.
[15:28] Girl B
    He's gonna play with me.
[15:29] Kurosawa/Id
    I've always benefited
    from having a handsome face.
[15:29] Scout
    Hey, you. Interested
    in the entertainment biz?
[15:33] (Flashback) Girl C
    I like you!
[15:34] Kurosawa
    I believe we can reach a young
    perceptive market like your customers.
[15:36] Kurosawa/Id
    But once I started working,
    I started experiencing more animosity, too.
[15:41] Employee A
    Damn playboy.
[15:42] Employee B
    He's just a pretty face.
[15:44] Employee C
    He's not a real man.
[15:47] Kurosawa/Id
    I put in all kinds of effort
    and achieved results, but...
[15:56] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Thank you for inviting us today.
[15:59] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm Kurosawa from the sales department.
[16:03] (Flashback) Female President
    Oh, so you're him.
    I've heard so much about you.
[16:08] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I've heard about you, as well.
[16:09] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I never thought I'd get to meet you
    in person, President Matsuura.
[16:13] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    The concept for the new product
    your company put out recently—
[16:16] (Flashback) Female President
    That's enough of that.
[16:19] (Flashback) Female President
    You're so formal and serious, aren't you?
[16:22] (Flashback) Female President
    We have the day off.
    Don't talk to me about work.
[16:26] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Very well. In that case, Yukiko-sama—
[16:30] (Flashback) Female President
    Oh, you're fun!
[16:32] (Flashback) Female President
    Why don't you become my secretary?
[16:35] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Oh, you wouldn't want me.
[16:37] (Flashback) Female President
    How cute! I like you.
[16:41] (Flashback) Female President
    Okay, then.
[16:43] (Flashback) All
    Cheers!
[16:46] (Flashback) Female President
    Hey, you've had hardly anything to drink.
[16:51] (Flashback) Adachi
    I'm sorry. I can't drink much.
[16:54] (Flashback) Female President
    What are you talking about?
[16:56] (Flashback) Female President
    You'll get used to it.
    Keep drinking, and you'll learn to drink.
[16:57] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi...
[16:59] Kurosawa/Id
    He doesn't know how to brush off
    people like that because he lacks tact.
[17:03] (Flashback) Adachi
    What? But...
[17:05] (Flashback) Female President
    What? Are you saying you
    can't drink my liquor?
[17:08] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm sorry. He's just not very sociable.
[17:12] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'll drink it instead.
[17:18] (Flashback) Female President
    I'm impressed, Kurosawa-kun!
[17:21] (Flashback) Female President
    So you're not just a pretty face, after all!
[17:25] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Thank you.
[17:28] (Flashback) Female President
    Hey, you.
[17:31] (Flashback) Female President
    You've really caught my eye.
[17:33] (Flashback) Female President
    After this, why don't you and I...
[17:39] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm sorry.
[17:40] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Please excuse me for a moment.
[17:42] (Flashback) Female President
    What?
[17:43] (Flashback) Female President
    Seriously?
[17:44] Boss B
    Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry.
[17:54] (Flashback) Boss A
    I can't believe Kurosawa
    upset the president.
[17:59] (Flashback) Boss A
    His face is his only asset.
    Why'd he have to do that?
[18:02] (Flashback) Boss B
    Guys who think sales is just
    about flattery are spineless.
[18:07] Kurosawa/Id
    But...
[18:11] Kurosawa/N
    I suddenly felt like
    I couldn't breathe, but then...
[18:18] (Flashback) Adachi
    Are you okay?
[18:20] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Barely.
[18:25] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Where is everyone?
[18:26] (Flashback) Adadchi
    They left.
[18:28] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I see. I guess we should...
[18:31] (Flashback) Adachi
    Don't push yourself.
    You should lie down for a while.
[18:35] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    But...
[18:37] (Flashback) Adachi
    Just do it.
[18:40] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    What am I doing?
[18:45] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm just a pretty face,
    but I upset the president.
[18:50] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm useless.
[18:55] Kurosawa/Id
    Why am I telling him this?
    He's just a colleague.
[18:58] (Flashback) Adachi
    That's not true.
[19:01] (Flashback) Adachi
    You do a ton of research on our clients and
    learn everything you can about the products.
[19:08] (Flashback) Adachi
    You even drank for me today
    because I couldn't.
[19:14] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    What?
[19:21] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    What is it?
[19:23] (Flashback) Adachi
    I thought you were always perfect,
[19:29] (Flashback) Adachi
    so seeing you down is a novel sight.
[19:43] Kurosawa/Id
    What? Why did my heart flutter just now?
[19:47] Kurosawa/Id
    That doesn't make sense.
[19:49] (Flashback) Adachi
    Huh? Your face turned red. Are you okay?
[19:53] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm fine.
[19:56] (Flashback) Adachi
    Are you sure? You're pretty flushed.
[19:58] Kurosawa/Id
    It's probably... just the alcohol.
[20:06] Kurosawa/Id
    That's why my heart is so loud
    and I feel like crying.
[20:17] Kurosawa/Id
    Several months later,
[20:21] Adachi
    Be careful.
[20:21] Kurosawa/Id
    I noticed I'd started watching Adachi.
[20:22] Child
    Okay.
[20:25] Kurosawa/Id
    I never thought I'd experience what
    feels like a first love at my age.
[20:28] Mother
    I'm sorry. Thank you.
[20:31] Kurosawa
    Life is unpredictable.
[20:31] Adachi
    It's fine.
[20:34] Mother
    Say goodbye.
[20:37] Child
    Bye!
[20:38] Kurosawa
    You're really kind, Adachi. You always
    pay attention to your surroundings.
[20:43] Kurosawa/Id
    I love that about him.
[20:46] Adachi
    Kind? You think so?
[20:48] Kurosawa
    What?
[20:50] Adachi
    Honestly, I'm a gloomy person.
[20:55] Adachi
    People would probably be
    bothered if I tried to help them.
[20:59] Adachi
    There have been plenty of times
    I've been unable to act.
[21:03] Adachi
    But recently, because you...
[21:07] Adachi
    No,
[21:09] Adachi
    because I've been spending a lot of time
    with you, I think I've gained some confidence.
[21:15] Kurosawa/Id
    That's not fair.
[21:17] Adachi
    Thanks.
[21:18] Kurosawa/Id
    There he goes, getting my hopes up again.
[21:22] Kurosawa/Id
    Why do you have to make me
    fall for you even harder?
[21:24] Kurosawa
    Does that have anything to do with me?
[21:29] Adachi
    Sure it does.
[21:30] Adachi
    Probably.
[21:32] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi makes me uneasy and
    super happy over the smallest things.
[21:39] Kurosawa
    Then you can thank me
    with a picture of the two of us.
[21:42] Adachi
    What?
[21:43] Kurosawa/Id
    If I said it felt like magic...
[21:43] Kurosawa
    Come on.
[21:49] Kurosawa/Id
    would Adachi laugh at me?
[23:25] Rokkaku
    Yeah! The karaoke and sauna
    were both fun, Adauchi-san.
[23:29] Adachi
    Adauchi? That's not even
    a proper name anymore.
[23:31] Rokkaku
    Achikochi-san? Ametomuchi-san?
    Abekawamochi-san?
[23:34] Adachi
    This jerk is pissing me off.
[23:37] Adachi
    Next time: Episode 4.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 4

Season 1

E4 - Untitled

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[00:22] Tsuge
    You're up early, Udon.
[00:31] Tsuge
    Are you hungry already?
[00:39] Tsuge
    I've turned into a morning
    person because of you.
[00:47] Tsuge
    Today, I'd like to reach
    the end of chapter seven.
[00:57] Minato
    Anyone home? I've got a redelivery for you.
[01:01] Tsuge
    This guy again?
[01:05] Tsuge/Id
    This man recently became
    this area's deliveryman.
[01:10] Tsuge
    I'm coming.
[01:14] Tsuge/Id
    Honestly, I'm not too fond of him.
[01:18] Tsgue/Id
    He's clearly a party boy with
    an unpleasant look in his eyes.
[01:22] Tsuge
    Thanks.
[01:23] Minako
    Stamp here, please.
[01:25] Tsuge/Id
    From my parents and publisher?
[01:27] Tsuge/Id
    I wonder what it is.
[01:29] Tsuge/Id
    Oh, right. My birthday was yesterday.
[01:32] Tsuge/Id
    I'd forgotten.
[01:33] Minato/Id
    How many times is this old dude
    gonna make me come here?
[01:37] Minato
    Thanks.
[01:38] Tsuge
    What?
[01:39] Minato/Id
    I know you're home, you shut-in.
[01:45] Tsuge/Id
    What is this?
[01:48] Tsuge/Id
    I can hear his voice inside my head.
[01:50] Tsuge/Id
    What's going on?
[01:53] Adachi
    Because I was still a virgin when
    I turned 30, I gained a magic power.
[01:57] Adachi
    When I touch people...
[01:59] Tsuge/Id
    Yesterday was my 30th birthday.
[02:04] Tsuge/Id
    Could it be?
[02:07] Tsuge/Id
    Am I hearing his thoughts?
[02:17] Minato
    Um...
[02:20] Minato
    Um, would it be all right if I pet your cat?
[02:29] Tsuge
    Y-Yeah, sure.
[02:36] Minato/Id
    Someone took you in, huh?
SIGN    Udon
[02:41] Minato/Id
    I was worried when you suddenly disappeared.
[02:44] Minato/Id
    Your fur's so fluffy.
[02:46] Minato/Id
    He must take really good care of you.
[02:50] Minato/Id
    I thought he was just a shut-in,
    but he's a good guy after all.
[02:56] Minato/Id
    I'm glad he seems so kind.
[03:07] Minato
    So cute.
[03:10] Minato
    What's wrong?
[03:12] Tsuge
    It's nothing.
SIGN    Tsuge Masato, 30 years old.
SIGN    He has been cursed with a terrible
     magic power.
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    Episode 4
[04:56] Tsuge
    Why?
[04:57] Tsuge
    I keep thinking about
    that deliveryman's face.
[05:03] Tsuge
    No, focus.
[05:06] Tsuge
    I have to finish writing this today.
[05:15] Minato
    Stamp here, please.
[05:17] Tsuge
    Thanks.
[05:21] Tsuge
    Oh, right.
[05:23] Minato/Id
    No cat today?
[05:28] Tsuge
    Would you like to see Udon?
[05:30] Minato
    What?
[05:32] Minato
    Can I?!
[05:37] Minato
    I'm working, so just for a bit.
[05:43] Minato
    You've gotten bigger again.
[05:47] Minato
    His name's Udon, huh?
[05:50] Tsuge
    Yeah. When I found him,
SIGN    Udon
[05:53] Tsuge
    he was in an udon box.
[05:54] Minato
    So you put no thought into it?
[05:56] Minato
    Oh, sorry.
[05:58] Tsuge
    It's fine.
[06:00] Tsuge
    At first I only took him in because
    I couldn't bear to leave him there,
[06:04] Tsuge
    but now I think he's cute.
[06:09] Minato/Id
    At first, I thought he was just some shady
    dude doing who knows what, but now...
[06:15] Tsuge
    Would you like to feed him?
[06:17] Minato
    Yeah.
[06:19] Tsuge/Id
    He seems like a good owner.
[06:21] Tusge/Id
    Better than me, anyway. All I did was look.
[06:26] Tsuge
    Hold on.
[06:28] Minato/Id
    But there's nothing to worry about anymore.
[06:32] Tsuge
    Um, would you like to come again sometime?
[06:37] Minato
    What?
[06:39] Tsuge
    Udon seems to miss you.
[06:44] Minato
    Sure, if I'm here to deliver something.
[06:53] Minato
    Are you okay?
[06:55] Tsuge/Id
    Th-This power is terrifying.
SIGN    I know this is sudden, but can we go drinking tonight?
SIGN    There's something I'd like to ask you.
SIGN    Tsuge
[07:07] Adachi
    He wants to ask me something?
[07:09] Adachi
    I wonder what.
[07:14] Tsuge
    You defended a female colleague
    from some men at a karaoke place?
[07:17] Adachi
    Yeah. I tried to help her,
    but they were really awful guys.
[07:22] Tsuge
    I see.
[07:23] Adachi
    Just when I accepted I was screwed,
    Kurosawa stepped in to save me.
[07:28] Adachi
    In fact, he completely overshadowed me.
[07:34] Tsuge
    And yet you seemed to have enjoyed it.
[07:36] Adachi
    Huh?
[07:37] Tsuge
    You've never told me this kind of story
    about your job before.
[07:42] Adachi
    Is that right?
[07:44] Tsuge
    Isn't that because of this Kurosawa guy?
[07:48] Adachi
    What?
[07:51] Adachi/Id
    He's right.
[07:53] Adachi/Id
    Until I turned 30, I commuted
    between the office and home
[07:58] Adachi/Id
    and did the same thing every day.
[08:01] Adachi/Id
    I thought I'd pass the rest
    of my life uneventfully,
[08:04] Adachi/Id
    like I was part of the background.
[08:08] Adachi/Id
    But ever since gaining this power,
[08:11] Adachi/Id
    my days have been full of
    surprises and excitement.
[08:16] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Adachi.
[08:18] Adachi/Id
    Damn it. I always end up
    thinking about Kurosawa's face.
[08:23] Adachi/Id
    I can't seem to settle down.
[08:27] Adachi
    Come to think of it, didn't you
    want to ask me something?
[08:30] Tsuge
    Oh, right. Um...
[08:33] Tsuge
    The magic power you mentioned the other—
[08:36] Employee
    Here's your tofu champloo.
[08:40] Tsuge
    So, um...
[08:46] Tsuge/Id
    Now that it's happening,
    it's hard to broach the topic.
[08:51] Employee
    Thank you.
[08:53] Adachi
    We're already out.
    Why don't we hit another place?
[09:01] Tsuge
    Listen, the magic power you
    mentioned the other day...
[09:05] Tsuge
    Well, I turned 30 recently...
[09:09] Sister
    Wait!
[09:12] Sister
    Wait!
[09:16] Sister
    I said wait, Yuichi!
[09:19] Adachi
    Whoa. She's gorgeous.
[09:22] Sister
    Come on. Just let me stay one night.
[09:25] Kurosawa
    You can't just drop in with no warning.
[09:28] Kurosawa
    Besides, what happened
    to your current boyfriend?
[09:31] Adachi
    What?
[09:32] Sister
    Screw him.
[09:33] Kurosawa
    Screw him?
[09:34] Sister
    C'mon, just one night. Pretty please!
[09:47] Tsuge
    Hey, what's the matter? Are you listening?
[09:50] Adachi
    Sorry. I'm gonna go home.
[09:54] Tsuge
    What's gotten into you?
[10:04] Adachi
    That must've been Kurosawa and his ex.
[10:16] Adachi/Id
    Of course he's got ex-girlfriends.
[10:28] Adachi/Id
    What is this?
[10:42] Coworker B
    Hey, Kurosawa.
[10:44] Kurosawa
    Oh, hello.
[10:46] Coworker B
    You look tired.
[10:48] Kurosawa
    Yeah. I had an eventful night last night.
[10:51] Coworker B
    Eventful?
[10:53] Kurosawa
    By the way, where's Adachi?
[10:55] Coworker B
    He's off today.
[10:56] Kurosawa
    What?
[10:58] Coworker B
    I had a question about the Alberio Company,
    but I can't get in touch with him.
[11:10] Adachi
    I'm an idiot.
[11:12] Adachi
    I went to sleep while I was
    still soaking wet from the rain.
[11:24] Adachi
    I'm hungry.
SIGN    Strawberry
    Jam
[11:29] Adachi
    There's nothing in here.
[11:36] Adachi
    They made a great couple.
[11:40] Adachi
    I wonder if she stayed the night after that.
[11:44] Adachi/Id
    Of course he's got an ex or two.
[11:50] Adachi
    I should've known.
[11:53] Adachi
    Why am I so shocked by that?
    I don't understand.
[11:59] Adachi
    I don't understand, but I feel dizzy.
[12:03] Adachi
    It's all because of the fever.
[12:06] Adachi
    That's gotta be it.
[12:10] (Flashback) Woman A
    What?
[12:11] (Flashback) Woman A
    Someone who's never had a girlfriend?
[12:14] (Flashback) Man A
    Yeah. What do you think?
[12:15] (Flashback) Woman A
    Maybe if they're a student,
    but not if they're a working adult.
[12:19] (Flashback) Woman B
    What?
[12:20] (Flashback) Woman B
    What's wrong with that?
    It makes them seem serious.
[12:22] (Flashback) Man A
    Seriously?
[12:24] Adachi/Id
    Oh.
[12:25] Adachi/Id
    I'm dreaming.
[12:29] (Flashback) Adachi
    Sorry. I've gotta take a call.
[12:32] Adachi/Id
    Five years ago, I went
    drinking for the first time
[12:35] Adachi/Id
    with the girl I liked and some coworkers.
[12:38] (Flashback) Man A
    Hey, what about Adachi?
[12:41] (Flashback) Man A
    He's never had a girlfriend.
[12:44] (Flashback) Woman B
    Adachi-kun?
[12:47] (Flashback) Woman B
    He might be too much for me.
[12:50] Adachi/Id
    My romance ended before it even began.
[12:53] Adachi/Id
    The trauma from that incident made me
    even more cowardly when it came to love.
[13:00] (Flashback) Middle Schooler
    Sorry. Let's just stay friends.
[13:02] (Flashback) High Schooler
    No freaking way.
[13:04] (Flashback) College Student
    We're dating now.
[13:09] Adachi/Id
    All my romantic traumas
    are passing before my eyes.
[13:20] Adachi
    Enough with the damn doorbell.
[13:28] Adachi
    Who could it be at this hour?
[13:31] Adachi
    Is it a delivery?
[13:34] Adachi
    Kurosawa?
[13:48] Adachi
    Kurosawa?
[13:49] Adachi
    What? Why? Wait, how do you know my address?
[13:53] Kurosawa
    Sorry for dropping by out of nowhere.
[13:56] Kurosawa
    I tried contacting you
    a bunch of times for work,
[13:59] Kurosawa
    but I got worried since you didn't respond.
SIGN    Calls
SIGN    Incoming Calls Outgoing Calls
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Menu Details Record
[14:03] Adachi
    Oh, you're right.
    I've got a ton of missed calls.
[14:07] Adachi
    Sorry. I didn't notice because I was asleep.
[14:11] Kurosawa
    Are you okay? Do you need medicine or food?
[14:14] Adachi
    I've got it more or less handled.
[14:21] Kurosawa
    Want me to cook for you?
[14:22] Adachi
    What? No, I couldn't ask you to do that.
[14:25] Kurosawa
    It's fine. Don't be shy.
[14:29] Adachi
    Wow.
[14:32] Adachi
    Thanks for the meal.
[14:36] Adachi
    It's so good!
[14:38] Kurosawa
    I'm glad.
[14:39] Adachi
    You're amazing, Kurosawa.
[14:42] Adachi
    I thought I didn't have
    anything to eat at home.
[14:49] Adachi
    I actually hadn't eaten anything all day.
[14:54] Adachi
    You're gonna make me cry.
[14:55] Kurosawa
    Seriously?
[14:58] Kurosawa
    Did you go to the hospital?
[14:59] Adachi
    No. I was asleep all day.
[15:01] Kurosawa
    Do you have a fever?
[15:02] Adachi
    Dunno. I don't think so.
[15:06] Kurosawa
    How do you not know?
[15:07] Adachi
    I mean, I don't have a thermometer.
[15:20] Kurosawa/Id
    Good. No fever.
[15:28] Kurosawa
    You don't seem to have a fever.
[15:30] Kurosawa
    But you should buy a thermometer.
[15:33] Kurosawa
    You live alone, after all.
[15:35] Adachi
    R-Right...
[15:36] Adachi/Id
    That surprised me.
[15:38] Adachi
    That was like something out of a TV drama.
[15:41] Kurosawa
    What are you talking about?
[15:48] Adachi/Id
    What's your deal?
[15:52] Adachi/Id
    You've got a gorgeous ex.
[15:56] Adachi/Id
    You're handsome, and everyone likes you.
[16:00] Kurosawa
    I'll stop by the convenience store later.
[16:02] Adachi
    Thanks.
[16:04] Adachi/Id
    So why are you so nice to me?
[16:09] Adachi/Id
    I don't get it.
[16:14] Kurosawa
    I put sport drinks and jelly
    pouches in the fridge.
[16:18] Kurosawa
    Drink some of those and go to bed early.
[16:20] Adachi
    Thanks.
[16:23] Kurosawa
    And go to the hospital tomorrow.
[16:26] Adachi
    Sorry for making you worry.
[16:29] Kurosawa
    It's fine. I chose to come over.
[16:35] Kurosawa
    Adachi? Are you okay?
[16:37] Kurosawa
    Are you not feeling well?
[16:39] Adachi
    No, I'm fine.
[16:41] Adachi
    I've never had anyone except family
    do all this for me when I'm sick.
[16:49] Adachi
    I guess I'm just surprised
    you'd go to the trouble.
[16:54] Kurosawa
    That's...
[16:56] Adachi
    It's lame, right?
[17:00] Adachi/Id
    Crap. I said something I shouldn't
    have because I was anxious.
[17:03] Adachi/Id
    That'll put him off—
[17:04] Kurosawa
    It's not lame at all.
[17:06] Kurosawa
    Whoever ends up dating you will be happy.
[17:09] Adachi
    What?
[17:14] Kurosawa
    Going on dates, eating
    together, holding hands...
[17:20] Kurosawa
    And other things, too.
[17:23] Kurosawa
    It means they'll be your first, right?
[17:28] Kurosawa
    I think that would make them really happy.
[17:30] Kurosawa/Id
    If it were me, I'd be really happy.
[17:36] Kurosawa
    I'm sure of it.
[17:38] Kurosawa/Id
    If I were all of Adachi's firsts,
    I'd treasure all of them.
[17:56] Adachi
    What are you talking about?
[17:58] Kurosawa
    Adachi, your face is red.
[18:02] Kurosawa
    Are you sure you don't have a fever?
[18:03] Kurosawa
    Do you want to go to the hospital now?
[18:05] Adachi
    N-No! Don't look at me.
[18:09] Adachi/Id
    Until now, I felt self-conscious
    about my lack of romantic experience.
[18:12] Woman
    Knock it off!
[18:14] (Flashback) Adachi
    Go play in traffic, normies.
[18:16] Man
    Oh, come on.
[18:16] Adachi/Id
    I became even more fearful
    and finally turned 30.
[18:17] Woman
    Quit it.
[18:21] Adachi/Id
    But...
[18:24] Kurosawa/Id
    If it were me, I'd be really happy.
[18:28] Adachi/Id
    When he says that...
[18:39] Kurosawa
    Are you okay?
[18:46] Adachi/Id
    It makes me feel like I wouldn't mind
    experiencing all my firsts with him.
[19:00] Adachi/Id
    The reason I was so upset when
    I saw Kurosawa with his ex...
[19:05] Adachi
    I finally get it.
[19:10] Adachi/Id
    I have feelings for...
[19:14] Adachi
    Kurosawa, I...
[19:18] Sister
    There you are.
[19:21] Sister
    I finally found you, Yuichi.
[19:26] Kurosawa
    What are you doing here?
[19:28] Adachi/Id
    Am I about to witness a couple's fight?!
[19:32] Kurosawa
    We agreed you'd only stay one night.
[19:35] Sister
    I can't help it. He won't apologize.
[19:41] Kurosawa
    Please let it go already, Big Sis.
[19:43] Adachi/Id
    Huh? "Big Sis"?
[19:45] Kurosawa
    That aside, how'd you know I was here?
[19:47] Sister
    GPS.
[19:51] Kurosawa
    When did you do that?!
[19:52] Sister
    It's your fault for trying
    to run away from me.
[19:56] Kurosawa
    You still shouldn't have
    gone through my phone!
[19:59] Kurosawa
    How do you know my password, anyway?!
[20:00] Sister
    I know everything about you.
[20:03] Sister
    Don't underestimate your sister.
[20:04] Adachi/Id
    Now that I get a closer look,
    they do look really similar.
[20:08] Adachi/Id
    So she's not his ex. I'm kind of relieved.
[20:12] Adachi/Id
    Wait, relieved?
[20:15] Sister
    Hey, you.
[20:16] Adachi
    Yes?
[20:17] Sister
    Are you Yuichi's friend?
[20:19] Kurosawa
    Hey, don't drag Adachi into this!
[20:21] Kurosawa
    He's a colleague from work.
[20:23] Sister
    Hey, Adachi-kun.
[20:26] Sister
    You and Yuichi seem rather close.
[20:28] Adachi/Id
    She's so intense.
[20:31] Adachi
    I... I guess? He looks after me and stuff.
[20:40] Sister
    Let me stay at your place
    until he apologizes.
[20:43] Kurosawa
    What?!
[20:44] Kurosawa
    This is ridiculous! I have work.
[20:49] Sister
    You've got this close friend.
[20:52] Sister
    Why not stay with him for a while?
[20:54] Adachi
    What?
[20:54] Adachi
    Whoa.
[20:56] Kurosawa
    What kind of person suddenly invites
    themselves to stay with a sick person?
[21:01] Sister
    You can take care of him this way, though!
[21:03] Both
    What?
[21:05] Sister
    You'll be sharing a place
    with your friend. It'll be fun!
[21:30] Kurosawa
    You're right. It would be fun.
[21:35] Sister
    Anyway, that's that.
[21:37] Sister
    Adachi-kun, thanks for letting
    my brother stay with you.
[21:41] Adachi
    Huh?!
[21:50] Kurosawa
    Thanks for having me.
[21:52] Adachi
    What?!
[23:25] Tsuge
    Can I read Udon's thoughts
    if I touch him? Let's see.
SIGN    Meow meow meow~
[23:32] Tsuge
    Ugh. I heard something,
    but I don't understand it at all!
[23:35] Tsuge
    While realizing that...
[23:37] Tsuge
    Next time: Episode 5.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 5

Season 1

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SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    Episode 5
[01:34] Kurosawa
    Adachi, I'm sorry.
[01:36] Kurosawa
    I doubt you're prepared for me
    to suddenly stay overnight.
[01:39] Kurosawa
    I'll stay at a business hotel.
[01:42] Kurosawa
    Are you okay? Don't let yourself get cold.
[01:46] Kurosawa
    Get back in bed.
[01:47] Adachi
    Uh, okay.
[01:55] Adachi
    Huh?
[01:59] Kurosawa/Id
    This position isn't good.
[02:01] Kurosawa/Id
    We're so close, we're on his bed,
    and we're alone together.
[02:05] Kurosawa/Id
    His eyes are teary, and
    his skin is pink and sweaty.
[02:10] Adachi/Id
    That's from my cold!
[02:11] Kurosawa/Id
    I can't hold back any—
SIGN    Reason
SIGN    Desire
[02:14] Reason Kurosawa
    You idiot!
[02:15] Reason Kurosawa
    What kind of jerk forces
    themselves on a sick person?
[02:17] Desire Kurosawa
    Shut up. Get real.
[02:20] Reason Kurosawa
    Do you want him to hate you?!
[02:22] Reason Kurosawa
    Be considerate of Adachi's health!
[02:26] Kurosawa
    You should get some sleep.
[02:31] Adachi/N
    In some ways, I was kind of amazed by him.
[02:43] Adachi
    I'm over my cold.
[02:52] Adachi
    Is this where he slept?
[02:58] Adachi/Id
    I've only ever had my family
    take care of me when I was sick.
[03:04] Adachi/Id
    It makes me realize he must really like me.
[03:11] Adachi/Id
    Come to think of it, didn't
    he imagine something like this?
[03:15] Kurosawa
    It's morning.
[03:19] Adachi
    Kurosawa, wake up. It's morning.
[03:23] Adachi
    Don't blame me if you catch my cold.
[03:27] Kurosawa
    I don't mind.
[03:29] Kurosawa/Id
    I wouldn't mind catching a cold from Adachi.
[03:36] Adachi/Id
    He turned the tables on me.
[03:45] Adachi/Id
    I know this happens every
    morning, but this sucks.
[03:50] Kurosawa
    Are you okay?
[03:51] Adachi
    Yeah.
[03:52] Kurosawa
    Is your train always this packed?
[03:55] Adachi
    I guess.
[03:56] Kurosawa
    That must be tough.
[04:00] Kurosawa
    Sorry. Do you have enough room?
[04:02] Kurosawa/Id
    Crap. So close. So cute.
    We look like a couple. I'm nervous.
[04:06] Kurosawa/Id
    Thank you, full-capacity train.
[04:07] Kurosawa/Id
    No, wait. Adachi's getting over a cold.
[04:11] Kurosawa/Id
    I shouldn't be getting happy over this.
[04:15] Kurosawa/Id
    But we're so close.
[04:17] Adachi/Id
    I'm amazed none of that
    ever shows on his face.
[04:23] Kurosawa
    What is it?
[04:24] Adachi
    Nothing.
[04:26] Adachi/Id
    Packed trains used to be hell
    with all their negative voices, but...
[04:32] Adachi
    I was just thinking you have a nice voice.
[04:37] Adachi
    We're getting off at the next stop.
[04:40] Rokkaku
    Isn't that...?
[04:51] Adachi
    That should do it.
[04:57] Fujisaki
    Oh, good! Thank you, Adachi-san.
[05:01] Adachi
    Uh, no problem.
[05:08] Female Employee B
    He's been standing there the whole time.
[05:09] Female Employee A
    Who's Kurosawa-san waiting for?
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    Hot and tasty eggy udon
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    Potage soup for beginner cooks!
[05:17] Female Employee B
    I'm so jealous.
[05:19] Female Employee A
    I wish he'd wait for me!
[05:22] Adachi/Id
    He's totally waiting for me.
[05:24] Fujisaki
    Good night.
[05:26] Adachi
    Good night.
[05:33] Adachi/Id
    I've been so busy since
    yesterday that I forgot,
[05:36] Adachi/Id
    but he likes me, I'm fond of him,
[05:41] Adachi/Id
    and the two of us are
    about to go home together.
[05:45] Adachi/Id
    Together?! What should I...?
[05:48] Adachi/Id
    No, wait. That's not the point.
[05:51] Adachi/Id
    I wish... I wish I had time!
[05:54] Adachi/Id
    I wish I had time to think things
    through. Like a week, or even a day!
[06:00] Rokkaku
    Excuse me!
[06:04] Rokkaku
    What was that sound, Azuchi-san?
[06:06] Adachi
    Don't scare me like that.
[06:08] Rokkaku
    My bad.
[06:09] Rokkaku
    By the way, I saw you with
    Kurosawa-san this morning.
[06:15] Rokkaku
    You guys are close, huh?
[06:17] Adachi
    What?
[06:18] Kurosawa
    So close that Adachi's actually letting
     me stay at his place right now.
[06:24] Adachi/Id
    Why's he look so smug?
[06:26] Rokkaku
    Seriously? That sounds like fun.
[06:29] Rokkaku
    I'd love to hang out.
[06:32] Adachi/Id
    This is it!
[06:34] Kurosawa
    But Adachi's still getting over a—
[06:35] Adachi
    Sure.
[06:42] Adachi/Id
    When did this turn into a takoyaki party?
SIGN    Takoyaki Hotplate
SIGN    Takoyaki Hotplate
[06:47] (Flashback) Rokkaku
    Let's try this!
[06:49] Adachi/Id
    I haven't cooked takoyaki
    at home since school.
[06:54] Rokkaku
    Rokkaku's special takoyaki are done.
[07:01] Adachi
    It's delicious!
[07:02] Adachi
    You're good at this.
[07:04] Adachi
    Crispy outside, gooey inside.
[07:07] Rokkaku
    Thanks.
[07:08] Kurosawa
    Maybe I'll cook the next batch.
[07:13] Kurosawa
    Bon appétit.
[07:17] Adachi
    It's good. What's in this sauce?
[07:19] Rokkaku
    Did you put cheese in them?
[07:22] Rokakku
    Kurosawa-san, you're a great cook.
[07:24] Kurosawa
    Hardly.
[07:26] Adachi
    No, you're great.
    Breakfast was tasty, too.
[07:30] Kurosawa
    I'm really not that good.
[07:33] Adachi/Id
    Before, there was tension because
    Kurosawa was jealous of Rokkaku.
[07:37] Adachi/Id
    I'm glad he realized it was
    just a misunderstanding.
[07:41] Kurosawa
    Have another beer.
[07:43] Adachi
    Thanks.
[07:44] Kurosawa/Id
    You're not ready to try to
    win over Adachi with food.
[07:50] Adachi/Id
    He's one-upping him internally like crazy.
[07:55] Adachi
    These are good, but
    I'm getting tired of them.
[07:58] Kurosawa
    Want me to make something else?
[08:01] Rokkaku
    I thought you might say that,
    so I brought a surprise!
[08:05] Rokkaku
    Tada!
[08:06] Rokkaku
    One of the takoyaki we're cooking
    right now is a takoyaki of death.
[08:13] Adachi
    Did you do that while we weren't watching?
[08:16] Rokkaku
    You said you were tired of them, Anzai-san.
[08:19] Kurosawa
    Don't play with food.
[08:20] Rokkaku
    I'm not playing.
[08:23] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa doesn't seem to mind.
[08:26] Kurosawa/Id
    I can't eat spicy food.
[08:29] Adachi
    What?
[08:30] Kurosawa/Id
    But I don't want to look
    lame in front of Adachi.
[08:35] Kurosawa/Id
    That said, I don't want to make
    Adachi eat the death sauce.
[08:38] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa...
[08:40] Rokkaku
    They're done.
[08:44] Adachi/Id
    He's such an idiot.
[08:46] Adachi/Id
    He can't eat spicy food,
    but he will for my sake.
[08:50] Adachi/Id
    I know.
[08:52] Adachi/Id
    I'll read Rokkaku's mind so Kurosawa
    doesn't pick the death takoyaki.
[08:57] Kurosawa/Id
    Oh, but...
[09:03] Kurosawa/Id
    I kind of want to see Adachi get teary
    because he ate something spicy.
[09:14] Rokkaku
    Looks like you got it.
[09:19] Adachi/Id
    You did this to yourself.
SIGN    Cause of Death: Death Takoyaki
[09:25] Rokkaku
    Sorry. I didn't know Kurosawa-san
    couldn't eat spicy food.
[09:30] Adachi
    It won't kill him.
[09:33] Rokkaku
    I'll get this cleaned up.
[09:37] Adachi
    Rokkaku, you're pretty adept.
[09:40] Adachi
    Did you do something in school?
[09:42] Rokkaku
    I was in a dance club in college.
[09:46] Rokkaku
    We'd hold barbecues and
    go to the beach together.
[09:48] Adachi/Id
    Ugh, damn normie.
[09:51] Rokkaku
    Man, I really enjoyed my youth.
[09:54] Adachi
    What about now? You don't dance anymore?
[09:57] Rokkaku
    I got a job, and I was never that good.
[10:01] Rokkaku
    The best guy from my year is still dancing,
    but he's got a part-time job, so it's tough.
[10:07] Adachi
    I bet.
[10:09] Rokkaku
    I'm a realist.
[10:12] Adachi
    Quit showing off and pass me the cans.
[10:15] Rokkaku
    Here.
[10:17] Rokkaku/Id
    Yeah, right.
[10:19] Rokkaku/Id
    I still dream about it sometimes.
[10:24] Rokkaku/Id
    Aw, man. I'm still not over it.
[10:27] Rokkaku/Id
    It's so lame.
[10:29] Adachi
    Why not?
[10:30] Rokkaku
    What?
[10:31] Adachi
    You got good enough to compete
    in a tournament, right?
[10:34] Adachi
    Why not dance sometimes?
[10:37] Rokkaku
    You're right. I'll try getting
    in touch with my friend.
[10:43] Rokkaku
    Something about this place is so relaxing.
[10:56] Adachi
    Rokkaku?
[10:57] Adachi
    Who goes to sleep while
    his senior's still awake?
[11:01] Kurosawa
    Sorry, Adachi. I'll help you.
[11:04] Adachi
    You're back on your feet.
    Are you feeling better?
[11:07] Kurosawa
    Yeah.
[11:10] Adachi
    He's a big deal.
[11:12] Kurosawa
    Right? His generation is different from ours.
[11:15] Adachi
    Apparently he danced in college.
[11:18] Kuroswa
    Huh. He seems like the type.
[11:20] Adachi
    He competed in tournaments.
    Isn't that amazing?
[11:23] Adachi
    I never did anything like that.
[11:26] Adachi
    I thought he was just some shallow playboy,
    but he seems kinda cute to me now.
[11:51] Kurosawa/Id
    I don't want to hear him...
[11:53] Adachi
    Kurosawa?
[11:54] Kurosawa/Id
    ...talk about Rokkaku.
[11:57] Adachi/Id
    He's got the wrong idea again.
[11:59] Kurosawa/Id
    He's never looked me in the eye
    and complimented me before.
[12:03] Adachi/Id
    Seriously? Is he sulking?
[12:05] Kurosawa/Id
    It's not fair. I'm handier than him,
    and I'm not a playboy, and I'm nice.
[12:11] Adachi/Id
    Hey.
[12:15] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm the only one he should be looking at.
[12:18] Adachi
    K-Kurosawa, you've had too much to drink.
[12:24] Kurosawa
    I've been wondering about something.
[12:26] Adachi
    Uh, yeah?
[12:28] Kurosawa
    What were you going to say last night
    before my sister showed up?
[12:37] Adachi/Id
    I didn't think he noticed.
[12:41] Adachi
    Kurosawa, I...
[12:44] Adachi/Id
    In the moment, I felt like I had to
    respond to Kurosawa's feelings.
[12:49] Adachi/Id
    But now that I think about it, Kurosawa
    doesn't know I've been hearing his thoughts.
[12:53] Adachi/Id
    How should I explain myself?
[12:56] Adachi
    I was...
[13:00] Rokkaku
    Could I have some water?
[13:05] Adachi
    S-Sure!
[13:07] Kurosawa
    You drank too much.
[13:09] Adachi
    Here.
[13:10] Rokakku
    Thanks.
[13:13] Adachi/Id
    Good job, Rokkaku!
[13:15] Kurosawa
    Ready, and...
[13:16] Rokkaku
    Hup.
[13:17] Adachi/Id
    I can't keep running forever.
[13:20] Adachi/Id
    I keep making Kurosawa
    anxious because of it.
[13:29] Adachi/Id
    He's strong.
[13:34] Rokkaku
    Oh, crap. The last train.
[13:35] Rokkaku
    They've stopped running
    already, haven't they?
[13:40] Adachi/N
    And so...
[13:43] Adachi/N
    Rokkaku ended up staying over, too.
[13:46] Adachi/N
    But I only own one futon.
[13:49] Adachi/Id
    After that incident by the sink,
[13:51] Adachi/Id
    I want to avoid sharing a bed with Kurosawa,
[13:54] Adachi/Id
    but sharing one with Rokkaku
    would lead to headaches later.
[13:57] Adachi/Id
    I bet Kurosawa would get jealous again, too.
[14:01] Adachi/Id
    Why is this happening to me?
[14:04] Kurosawa/Id
    I want to sleep with Adachi, but
    I'm not sure I can restrain myself.
[14:09] Kurosawa/Id
    But I can't handle these two
    sleeping together, either.
[14:15] Rokkaku
    I don't mind sleeping on the floor.
[14:17] Adachi
    What? The floor?
[14:18] Rokkaku
    I'm young!
[14:19] Rokkaku
    I once slept in the street
    in college when I was drunk.
[14:23] Adachi
    You'll catch a cold.
[14:25] Adachi
    Don't underestimate how drafty
    cheap apartments can get.
[14:27] Kurosawa
    He's right.
[14:28] Adachi
    Anyway, you can't sleep on the floor.
[14:30] Adachi
    We've got work tomorrow.
[14:31] Rokkaku
    Then what should we do?
    Two men in a bed is a tight squeeze.
[14:35] Adachi
    I don't like it, either.
[14:37] Rokkaku
    And Kurosawa-san's so big.
[14:39] Rokkaku
    Should you and I take the futon?
[14:44] Kurosawa
    But sharing a futon with your senior
    would make you anxious.
[14:48] Rokkaku
    You think so?
[14:49] Kurosawa
    Adachi and I are colleagues, and
    we've known each other a long time.
[14:53] Adachi
    It's true that we joined
    the company at the same time,
[14:55] Adachi
    but we weren't friends until recently.
[14:58] Rokkaku
    I'd feel bad, though.
[15:00] Kurosawa
    It's fine. You can take the whole futon.
[15:03] Adachi/Id
    Why is he casually trying to
    get us to sleep in the same bed?
[15:07] Rokkaku
    In that case, don't mind if I do.
[15:10] Adachi/Id
    Hang on, you're the youngest here.
    Show some restraint!
[15:17] Adachi
    I'm getting over a cold. I wouldn't want to
    make you sick, so I'll sleep by myself!
[15:42] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa was so strong.
[15:46] Adachi/Id
    He really is a man.
[15:54] Adachi/Id
    I spent all night thinking about
    how to explain things to Kurosawa.
[15:59] Adachi/Id
    Why am I worrying about this so much?
[16:05] Fujisaki
    Um, excuse me.
[16:08] Fujisaki
    Could you confirm the data is correct?
[16:12] Fujisaki
    It's this. There's this, too.
[16:15] Adachi/Id
    Fujisaki-san is always so cute.
[16:18] Adachi/Id
    She smells kind of nice, too.
[16:20] Adachi/Id
    If a girl like her fell for me,
    then I wouldn't have to worry about—
[16:24] Fujisaki/Id
    So much love for Adachi-san.
[16:29] Fujisaki
    Oh, good.
[16:30] Adachi
    Huh?
[16:31] Fujisaki
    Thank you.
[16:32] Adachi
    What?
[16:33] Fujisaki
    Excuse me.
[16:44] Fujisaki/Id
    Kurosawa-san has so much
    love for Adachi-san!
[16:46] Fujisaki/Id
    All I did was get close to Adachi-san,
    and he was staring so hard.
[16:50] Fujisaki/Id
    T-Tonight...
[16:53] Fujisaki/Id
    Tonight someone will have to be punished!
[16:59] Fujisaki/Id
    Wait a minute.
[17:01] Fujisaki/Id
    Why did the two of them show up
    to the office together?
[17:06] Fujisaki/Id
    Oh my gosh, are they living together?!
[17:11] Fujisaki/Id
    This gives me the energy
    to work through the afternoon!
SIGN    A genuine fujoshi
[17:16] Adachi/Id
    Apparently Fujisaki-san likes me.
[17:18] Sign
    So hot right now~
[17:21] Adachi/Id
    No, that's too convenient.
[17:24] Adachi/Id
    I must be wrong somehow.
[17:30] Adachi/Id
    Forgive me. I just want to check.
[17:36] Fujisaki/Id
    The more I look at him, the more
    I realize Adachi-san is my type...
[17:40] Fujisaki/Id
    ...that I imagine with Kurosawa-san.
[17:44] Fujisaki/Id
    They make the perfect couple!
[17:48] Fujisaki
    What is it?
[17:50] Adachi
    I thought this might be useful.
[17:54] Adachi/Id
    Maybe I'm making a mistake.
    I should check one more time.
[17:57] Fujisaki
    Thank you.
[17:59] Fujisaki/Id
    That unstyled black hair
    and pale skin are my ideal...
[18:04] Fujisaki/Id
    ...type of character I'd like
    to 3D print someday!
[18:09] Fujisaki/Id
    Oh, god!
[18:10] Fujisaki/Id
    I want him to absolutely ruin him!
[18:19] Adachi/Id
    Seriously?
[18:23] Adachi/Id
    Fujisaki-san likes me?
[18:26] Adachi/Id
    I feel so nervous,
[18:29] Adachi/Id
    like when I hear Kurosawa's thoughts.
[18:35] Adachi/Id
    I...
[18:38] Adachi/Id
    Since no one has liked me
    before, I didn't notice.
[18:43] Adachi/Id
    Maybe it's not that
    I fell in love with Kurosawa,
[18:46] Adachi/Id
    but I'm just happy that somebody likes me.
[19:06] Kurosawa
    Adachi, what do you want to eat today?
[19:09] Adachi
    Huh? We can have whatever you want.
[19:13] Kurosawa
    Oh, yeah? What should I choose, then?
[19:17] Adachi/Id
    How am I supposed to act around Kurosawa
    at home when I feel this way?
[19:32] Kurosawa
    Adachi!
[19:36] Kurosawa
    You totally spaced out.
[19:38] Adachi
    Sorry. Maybe I'm tired.
[19:41] Adachi
    Thanks.
[19:45] Adachi
    Huh?
[19:47] Kurosawa
    Adachi, I...
[19:54] Kurosawa
    I love you.
[20:00] Adachi
    You mean...
[20:02] Kurosawa
    Not as a colleague or a friend.
[20:07] Kurosawa
    You're earnest and clumsy,
    but so cute when you smile.
[20:12] Kurosawa
    I'd always hoped no one else
    would notice that.
[20:18] Kurosawa
    I doubt you remember,
[20:23] Kurosawa
    but I've liked you ever since you took
    care of me when I was drunk last year.
[20:30] Kurosawa
    That might sound odd to you,
    but it really mattered to me.
[20:38] Kurosawa/Id
    Knowing someone saw me
    for who I really was such a relief.
[20:44] (Flashback) Adachi
    Seeing you down is a novel sight.
[20:49] Kurosawa
    It felt like you touched my heart.
[20:53] Kurosawa
    That was the first time.
[20:55] Kurosawa/Id
    The first time I fell in love first.
[21:01] Kurosawa
    Sorry. I know this is sudden.
[21:03] Kurosawa
    You must not know what to do about this.
[21:08] Adachi
    Kurosawa.
[21:10] Kurosawa
    I'll go back to my place tonight.
[21:15] Adachi/Id
    I have to stop him.
[21:18] Adachi/Id
    But if I stop him, what should I say?
[21:22] Adachi/Id
    It's true that I tried
    to reciprocate his love then,
[21:29] Adachi/Id
    but I was also scared.
[21:34] Adachi/Id
    Was I just moved by Kurosawa's affection,
    or do I actually like Kurosawa?
[21:46] Adachi
    I don't know.
[23:25] Fujisaki
    So much love for Adachi-san.
[23:27] Adachi
    What?
[23:27] Kurosawa
    I love you.
[23:30] Adachi
    What?! How... How do I feel?
[23:34] Adachi
    While trapped in a whirlpool of confusion...
[23:37] Adachi
    Next time: Episode 6.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 6

Season 1

E6 - Untitled

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[00:01] Kurosawa
    I love you.
[00:06] Kurosawa
    Sorry. I know this is sudden.
[00:07] Kurosawa
    I'll go back to my place tonight.
[00:12] Adachi/Id
    I have to stop him.
[00:14] Adachi/Id
    But if I stop him, what should I say?
[00:18] Adachi/Id
    Do I actually like Kurosawa?
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Away on Business
SIGN    Asahina
SIGN    Away on Business
SIGN    Murakami
SIGN    Meeting 15:00~
SIGN    Yamashita
[01:58] Adachi/Id
    He's on a business trip, huh?
[02:00] Adachi/Id
    No wonder I haven't seen him.
SIGN    Episode 6
[02:02] Adachi/Id
    Honestly, I'm relieved
    I don't have to face him.
[02:08] Adachi/Id
    I'm the worst.
[02:11] Adachi/Id
    But...
[02:18] Fujisaki
    Ouch...
[02:20] Fujisaki
    I'm sorry.
[02:22] Adachi
    No, I'm sorry for not paying attention.
[02:24] Adachi
    Are you okay?
[02:25] Fujisaki
    Yes, I'm fine.
[02:28] Fujisaki/Id
    I'm not going to finish in time.
[02:32] Adachi
    Fujisaki-san, if you're
    having trouble, I can help you.
[02:36] Fujisaki
    Really?
[02:39] Fujisaki
    I actually received last-minute corrections
[02:42] Fujisaki
    to the documents for
    a meeting right after this.
[02:45] Adachi
    The two of us can finish this in a snap.
[02:47] Fujisaki
    Thank you so much for doing this.
[02:51] Fujisaki
    By the way, Adachi-san, you
    and Kurosawa-san seem close.
[02:56] Adachi/Id
    Close?
[02:58] Fujisaki
    Apparently he'll be returning
    from his work trip tonight.
[03:01] Fujisaki
    Could you ask Kurosawa-san
    to turn in his receipts?
[03:04] Adachi
    Sure.
[03:05] Fujisaki
    Thank you!
[03:09] Adachi/Id
    She sure is cute.
[03:12] Adachi/Id
    I don't know much about her
    personality, but she's earnest.
[03:15] Adachi/Id
    She's always reading.
    She's a good studious girl.
SIGN    Working effectively by making people do what you want
    Collection of Questions
    What you should ask to achieve the best results
[03:19] Fujisaki/Id
    This new volume is a winner.
[03:22] Fujisaki/Id
    Earnest, black-haired ukes are the best!
[03:29] Fujisaki
    I'm sorry.
[03:31] Adachi
    It's fine. I'll get it.
[03:33] Fujisaki/Id
    Adachi-san seems kind of down today.
[03:38] Fujisaki/Id
    I suppose Kurosawa-san isn't here.
[03:43] Adachi/Id
    Fujisaki-san is worried about me.
[03:49] Adachi/Id
    Does she really have feelings for me?
[03:57] Adachi/Id
    This is my first time experiencing
    anything like this in 30 years.
[04:04] Adachi/Id
    If my relationship
    with Fujisaki-san progressed,
[04:08] Adachi/Id
    then I could lose my virginity
    and this weird magic power.
[04:15] Adachi/Id
    This wouldn't happen with Kurosawa.
[04:19] Adachi/Id
    He's bigger than me
    and obnoxiously handsome.
[04:24] Adachi/Id
    His thoughts are annoying when we touch.
[04:26] Adachi/Id
    He's secretly a perv, too.
[04:28] Adachi/Id
    And he's surprisingly jealous.
[04:33] Adachi/Id
    Plus, he's a man.
[04:37] Adachi/Id
    Dating him would probably be a pain.
[04:56] Kurosawa/Id
    I never thought I'd get to
    tell him how I feel.
[05:00] Kurosawa/Id
    I knew Adachi liked kind, clean-cut girls.
[05:07] Kurosawa/Id
    He probably wouldn't appreciate a coworker
    declaring his love for him out of the blue.
[05:10] Kurosawa/Id
    All I wanted was to simply
    be at his side forever.
[05:15] Kurosawa/Id
    But that night...
[05:19] Kurosawa/Id
    Since the day Adachi stayed at my place,
    he's become more aware of me,
[05:25] Kurosawa/Id
    and I've gotten greedy.
[05:27] Kurosawa/Id
    I want to spend more time with him.
    I want to touch him.
[05:31] Kurosawa/Id
    I want him to love me.
[05:33] Kurosawa/Id
    I've never been so consumed
    by thoughts of someone else.
[05:38] Kurosawa/Id
    Because I'd been watching him
    since I fell for him, I could tell.
[05:44] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi will probably fall
    in love with Fujisaki-san.
[05:50] Kurosawa/Id
    I thought about confessing my feelings
    so I could get over him, but...
[05:58] Kurosawa/Id
    Instead, I caused trouble for him.
[06:03] Asahina
    What's wrong, Kurosawa?
[06:05] Kurosawa
    I'm sorry. It's nothing, Asahina-san.
[06:13] Adachi/Id
    I feel bad for Kurosawa, but I should apologize
    and go back to how things were before.
[06:22] Adachi/Id
    How things were before...
[06:28] Adachi/Id
    There's no way.
[06:30] Kurosawa/Id
    Sorry.
[06:33] Kurosawa/Id
    I lose my composure when it comes to Adachi.
[06:38] Adachi/Id
    There's no way.
[06:40] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Whoever ends up dating you will be happy.
[06:44] Kurosawa/Id
    If it were me...
[06:48] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Adachi.
[06:51] Fujisaki
    That's all of them.
    Adachi-san, thank you so much for—
[06:57] Fujisaki
    What's wrong?
[06:59] Adachi
    Sorry. I'll be back!
[07:07] Adachi/Id
    I denied it again and again,
    thinking it was impossible.
[07:15] Adachi/Id
    But...
[07:16] Adachi/Id
    I can't stop thinking about the thoughts
    I heard every time I touched Kurosawa.
[07:23] Adachi
    Kurosawa.
[07:28] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa.
[07:36] Adachi
    Kurosawa!
[07:47] Adachi
    There you are.
[07:51] Kurosawa
    What are you doing here, Adachi?
    Did something happen?
[07:55] Adachi
    No.
[08:02] Adachi
    I'm sorry for running until now.
[08:05] Adachi
    I...
[08:11] Kurosawa
    What's wrong?
[08:13] Kurosawa
    Are you okay?
[08:18] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa is a man.
    Sometimes he's kind of scary.
[08:23] Adachi/Id
    It would probably be easier
    to remain coworkers.
[08:28] Adachi/Id
    But, I...
[08:31] Adachi/Id
    No one's been able to touch
    Kurosawa's heart before...
[08:37] Adachi/Id
    and I want to know more.
[08:42] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa said he'd treasure all of me,
[08:47] Adachi/Id
    and now I want to treasure him, too.
[08:54] Adachi
    Me, too.
[08:56] Kurosawa
    Huh? What?
[09:04] Adachi
    I'm in love with you, too!
[09:21] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa's wordless emotions
    are pouring into my mind.
[09:36] Adachi/Id
    His heart's beating so fast.
[09:42] Adachi/Id
    It sounds ridiculous to say 30 years
    of virginity can make you a wizard.
[09:51] Adachi/Id
    But perhaps I became a wizard
[10:00] Adachi/Id
    in order to touch Kurosawa's heart.
[10:20] Passerby
    Oh, my.
[10:26] Adachi/Id
    Crap. We're acting really embarrassing!
[10:29] Adachi
    Kurosawa.
[10:33] Kurosawa/Id
    I don't want to let him go.
SIGN    Reason
[10:35] Reason Kurosawa
    But we might be embarrassing Adachi.
    We should let go soon.
[10:40] Instinct Kurosawa
    That doesn't matter.
SIGN    Reason
SIGN    Instinct
[10:41] Instinct Kurosawa
    He's finally returning our feelings.
[10:43] Reason Kurosawa
    That might be good for us, but...
[10:46] Adachi/Id
    I can't breathe, and he won't shut up.
[10:48] Instinct Kurosawa/Id
    I was with Asahina-san on my
    business trip. If he sees us...
[10:51] Adachi/Id
    What?!
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Away on Business
SIGN    Asahina
SIGN    Away on Business
SIGN    Murakami
SIGN    Meeting 15:00~
SIGN    Yamashita
[10:53] Adachi/Id
    Oh, right.
[10:54] Instinct Kurosawa
    Get real.
[10:56] Instinct Kurosawa
    Could you bear to let go of Adachi's
    warmth, his scent, and his physical body?
[11:00] Reason Kurosawa
    You're right, I can't!
[11:02] Adachi/Id
    Try harder, Reason Kurosawa!
[11:05] Adachi
    Kurosawa, maybe we should stop...
[11:08] Asahina
    Kurosawa, thanks for waiting.
[11:14] Asahina
    What's wrong?
[11:18] Kurosawa
    The Albireo Company
    is going to open a branch.
[11:21] Director
    Really? Nice work, Kurosawa-kun.
[11:26] Director
    You, too, Asahina. Good work.
[11:28] Asahina
    Thank you.
[11:34] Kurosawa
    Adachi, thanks for compiling the data.
[11:37] Adachi
    No problem.
[11:40] Adachi
    Fujisaki-san said to turn in
    your receipts today.
[11:43] Kurosawa
    Sorry. I'll do that right away.
[11:50] Adachi/Id
    I was so nervous.
[11:52] Adachi/Id
    That seemed natural, right?
[11:54] Adachi/Id
    I'm trying to act normal at the office,
[11:58] Adachi/Id
    but now that I'm aware of him,
    it's really hard to stop thinking about it.
[12:02] Adachi/Id
    People who engage in
    office romances are crazy.
[12:06] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Thanks.
[12:08] Adachi/Id
    Damn it! Stop thinking about him!
[12:16] Fujisaki
    Adachi-san.
[12:20] Fujisaki
    Thank you for telling Kurosawa-san
    about the receipts.
[12:24] Adachi
    No problem.
[12:26] Adachi/Id
    Oh, right. Fujisaki-san likes me.
[12:31] Fujisaki
    Maybe I'll ask for your help
    with Kurosawa-san all the time from now on.
[12:35] Adachi
    What? Uh, sure, I don't mind.
[12:38] Fujisaki
    Thank you.
[12:40] Fujisaki
    I appreciate it.
[12:46] Adachi/Id
    I'm sorry to do this to you
    when you fell in love with me.
SIGN    Guilt
SIGN    Guilt
[12:51] Fujisaki
    You're such good friends, aren't you?
[12:53] Fujisaki
    Something definitely happened between
    Adachi-san and Kurosawa-san. I know it!
SIGN    A Fujoshi's Keen Instincts
[12:58] Fujisaki
    I'm celebrating with red rice tonight!
[12:58] [SONG] Sign
    Red rice
    tonight!!!!
[12:58] [SONG] Sign
    Red rice
    tonight!!!!
[13:02] Adachi
    Kurosawa, here's that thing you asked for.
[13:05] Kurosawa
    Thanks.
[13:07] Kurosawa
    I appreciate the quick turnaround.
[13:12] Rokkaku/Id
    Stare...
[13:14] Adachi
    Well, I'm gonna go now.
[13:16] Kurosawa
    Wait.
[13:18] Kurosawa
    Here.
[13:20] Kurosawa
    You like sweet things, right?
[13:21] Rokkaku/Id
    Stare...
[13:23] Adachi
    Thanks.
[13:26] Rokkaku/Id
    For some reason, these two have been
    spending a lot of time together recently.
[13:32] Rokkaku/Id
    I feel like Kurosawa-senpai talks to me
    a lot when I'm with Adachi-san.
[13:39] Rokkaku/Id
    The other day...
[13:41] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Rokkaku.
[13:43] Rokkaku/Id
    And that other time...
[13:44] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Rokkaku.
[13:46] Rokkaku/Id
    He got right in my face just now, too.
[13:50] Rokkaku/Id
    Could it be?
[13:52] Kurosawa
    Rokkaku.
[13:53] Rokkaku
    Yes?
[13:55] Kurosawa
    Adachi's been checking your emails for errors.
[14:00] Kurosawa
    You should be more careful.
[14:02] Rokkaku
    Got it!
[14:03] Kurosawa
    Adachi's busy, too, you know.
[14:06] Rokkaku
    I'll be careful!
[14:09] Rokkaku/Id
    Kurosawa-san's watching me
    and Adachi-san really closely.
[14:15] Rokkaku/Id
    I had a feeling before,
    but I've finally figured it out.
[14:21] Rokkaku/Id
    I'm such an idiot.
[14:24] Rokkaku/Id
    Why didn't I notice sooner?
[14:26] Rokkaku/Id
    Kurosawa-san and Adachi-san are...
[14:30] Rokkaku/Id
    working together to use a carrot-and-stick
    method to help me improve!
[14:36] Rokkaku/Id
    They must really love me!
[14:39] Rokkaku/Id
    I'm so glad I got a job at this company.
[14:41] Adachi/Id
    Nobody's noticed, right?
[14:44] Tsuge/Id
    Was it Nietzsche or Shakespeare
    who said love makes fools of us all?
[14:54] Adachi
    "That new series was interesting!
[14:56] Adachi
    Has your taste in heroines changed, though?"
[14:58] Adachi
    "Before you liked mysterious girls."
[15:01] Adachi
    "But this was a reformed delinquent tsundere?"
[15:05] Tsuge/Id
    He's right. Now that he mentions it,
    she's too much like that deliveryman.
[15:11] Tsuge/Id
    This can't be. But that would
    explain some things.
[15:18] Tsuge/Id
    I'm clearly ordering more things.
[15:20] Tsuge/Id
    I feel empty when a different
    delivery person comes.
[15:23] Tsuge/Id
    And when I see him, my heart beats faster.
[15:29] Tsuge/Id
    Is this love?!
[15:33] Tsuge/Id
    It can't be. It's impossible.
[15:36] Tsuge/Id
    He's a man. A delinquent.
[15:39] Tsuge/Id
    I don't even know his name.
SIGN    Thank You Sale
SIGN    Book Festival
SIGN    Romance "How To"
    Books Here!!
[15:49] Tsuge/Id
    How lowbrow!
[15:51] Tsuge/Id
    Only idiots read "How To" books!
[15:53] Customer 1
    He's been doing that this whole time.
[15:54] Customer 2
    Scary.
[15:59] Tsuge/Id
    Now that I think about it, I only know
    he's a deliveryman who likes cats.
[16:06] Tsuge/Id
    I don't even know his name.
[16:09] Minato
    Huh?
[16:10] Tsuge/Id
    But every time I see his face,
    my heart starts pounding.
[16:13] Tsuge/Id
    It's starting to affect my writing.
[16:15] Minato
    Yo.
[16:17] Tsuge/Id
    I'm even beginning to hallucinate.
[16:19] Minato
    Hey.
[16:22] Tsuge/Id
    It's really him?!
[16:25] Minato
    Fancy meeting you here.
[16:26] Tsuge
    Uh, yeah.
[16:29] Tsuge/Id
    Calm down. This is an opportunity.
[16:32] Tsuge/Id
    I'll casually ascertain his desires,
[16:34] Tsuge/Id
    and win his affection by smartly
    suggesting a social activity!
[16:37] Minato
    You've got something on your shirt.
[16:41] Minato/Id
    It's so hot. I'm thirsty.
[16:45] Tsuge
    W-W-Would you like to get some tea?
[16:48] Minato
    What? Where'd that come from? No way.
[16:52] Minato/Id
    He's always so weird.
[16:58] Tsuge
    A-Are you here to do some shopping, too?
[17:01] Minato
    Yeah, sneakers.
[17:03] Minato
    I dance, so I burn through them.
[17:06] Tsuge
    You dance?
[17:08] Minato
    Whatever you're imagining, it's not that.
[17:14] Tsuge
    Do your shoes really wear out that quickly?
[17:17] Minato
    Yeah, since I'm trying to go pro.
[17:20] Minato
    Sometimes I'm a backup dancer for singers.
[17:22] Tsuge
    What? That's amazing.
[17:24] Minato
    Not really.
[17:26] Minato
    My former college club
    members have all found jobs.
[17:31] Minato
    I'm the only one who can't give up dancing.
[17:34] Minato
    I know I can't keep doing
    this forever, though.
[17:37] Minato
    Honestly, I think it might
    be time to call it quits.
[17:45] Tsuge
    I know what you mean!
[17:45] Minato
    What?
[17:46] Tsuge
    I wanted to become an author,
[17:49] Tsuge
    so when I was assigned an editor
    in college, I got carried away.
[17:51] Tsuge
    Instead of getting a job, I kept writing,
[17:54] Tsuge
    but no matter how much I wrote,
    I never won any awards.
[17:56] Tsuge
    Worrying you're wasting your time,
    anxiety about the future,
[18:00] Tsuge
    doubting your own abilities, and fear of
    being an outcast are all feelings I know well.
[18:05] Tsuge
    However, you don't truly
    want to give up yet, do you?!
[18:12] Minato
    How do you know that?
[18:14] Tsuge
    You wouldn't practice until your shoes were
     falling apart if you actually wanted to stop.
[18:24] Tsuge/Id
    I don't believe it. I got
    carried away and lectured him!
[18:28] Tsuge/Id
    There's nothing young people hate more!
[18:33] Minato
    Thanks.
[18:35] Tsuge
    What?
[18:36] Minato
    Nothing.
[18:38] Minato
    Well, I'm off to practice. See you later.
[18:43] Minato
    Also, my name isn't "you." It's Minato.
[18:48] Minato
    Say hi to Udon for me.
[18:54] Tsuge/Id
    Even his name is cute!
[18:57] Tsuge/N
    I knew I'd lost my mind when I realized
    I wanted to buy him all the shoes he wanted.
[19:04] Adachi/Id
    I-I'm exhausted.
[19:08] Adachi/Id
    Now that I think about it,
[19:10] Adachi/Id
    I can't believe I confessed my feelings
    in the street and hugged him.
SIGN    Incoming Call
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Reject
SIGN    Message
SIGN    Answer
[19:24] Adachi
    Hello?
[19:25] Kurosawa
    Adachi?
[19:27] Kurosawa
    Sorry. I know it's late.
[19:29] Kurosawa
    I just wanted to talk again.
[19:31] Adachi
    It's fine.
[19:35] Kurosawa
    Good.
[19:36] Adachi
    What?
[19:38] Kurosawa
    I thought I might've
    dreamed you liking me back.
[19:44] Adachi
    Of course it wasn't a dream.
[19:46] Adachi/Id
    I wonder what kind of expression
    Kurosawa is making right now.
[19:50] Adachi/Id
    Hearing his voice over the phone
    makes me really nervous.
[19:53] Adachi/Id
    Maybe it's because
    I can't read his thoughts.
[19:56] Kurosawa
    Hey, listen.
[19:57] Adachi
    What?
[19:59] Kurosawa
    I'd like to talk some more. Do you want to
    go somewhere together this weekend?
[20:04] Adachi
    What?
[20:05] Kurosawa
    I still haven't thanked you
    for letting me stay at your place.
[20:08] Adachi
    Okay?
[20:09] Adachi/Id
    Thanked me?
[20:11] Kurosawa
    I'll let you know once I've chosen a place.
[20:14] Kurosawa
    Good night. See you tomorrow.
[20:16] Adachi
    Good night.
[20:23] Adachi
    His voice is scary hot.
[20:25] Adachi
    His face is distractingly handsome, but not
    being able to see it makes me nervous, too.
[20:32] Adachi/Id
    Wait. He said something
    about going out together.
[20:37] Adachi/Id
    Would that not be a date?
[20:51] Kurosawa/Id
    Finally.
[20:53] Kurosawa/Id
    A date with Adachi!
[20:55] Kurosawa/Id
    Crap. I've fantasized about it
    a hundred—no, a thousand times,
[20:59] Kurosawa/Id
    but I never thought I'd actually
    go on a date with him.
[21:03] Kurosawa/Id
    It's like a dream, but I'm not dreaming.
[21:06] (Flashback) Adachi
    Me, too.
[21:08] (Flashback) Adachi
    I'm in love with you, too.
[21:11] Kurosawa/Id
    The hardworking Adachi left
    work to tell me how he felt.
[21:17] Kurosawa/Id
    I love him so much.
    More than when I first fell for him.
[21:21] Kurosawa/Id
    My love for him keeps growing.
[21:26] Kurosawa/Id
    Come to think of it, his first date
    will be with me, right?
[21:30] Kurosawa/Id
    I'd better make it unforgettable.
[21:32] Kurosawa
    All right!
[21:35] Adachi
    What should I wear on a date?
[21:37] Adachi
    What do people do on dates, anyway?
[21:40] Adachi
    Crap. I said okay, but I have no
    idea what I should do to prepare.
[21:45] [SONG] Sign
    What people do on dates
[21:45] [SONG] Sign
    WEB search
[21:45] [SONG] Sign
    Image search
[21:46] Adachi/N
    So I tried looking it up.
[21:50] Adachi
    Damn it. It keeps showing me
    pictures of normies having fun!
[23:25] Fujisaki
    Oh, I can't take my eyes off
    of Adachi-san and Kurosawa-san!
[23:28] Fujisaki
    I'm so excited to go to work!
[23:30] Fujisaki
    They're so precious! So dazzling!
[23:32] Fujisaki
    Thank you, thank you!
SIGN    KuroAda!
[23:34] Fujisaki
    While fantasizing...
[23:35] Fujisaki
    Next time: Episode 7.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 7
[23:37] Fujisaki
    I ship KuroAda with all my heart!

Season 1

E7 - Untitled

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[00:03] Adachi
    I overslept!
[00:07] Adachi
    My hair! My hair!
[00:11] Adachi
    What should I wear?
[00:16] Adachi
    Should I wear an accessory?
[00:20] Adachi
    Wait, I don't own any!
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    Episode 7
[01:55] Adachi/Id
    I ended up wearing what I normally wear.
[02:02] Adachi/Id
    I can't believe I overslept
    because I couldn't sleep all night.
[02:06] Adachi/Id
    What am I, a child?
SIGN    Sorry. I'll be about 10 minutes late.
SIGN    Be careful on your way here.
[02:14] Adachi/Id
    I am so, so sorry.
[02:19] Adachi
    Sorry! Thanks for waiting.
[02:24] Kurosawa
    It's okay. I just got here.
[02:30] Adachi/Id
    He's outta my league. Like a freaking model!
[02:32] Adachi/Id
    I don't want to be seen standing next to him.
[02:36] Adachi/Id
    I should've at least dressed up a little.
[02:39] Kurosawa
    You've got bedhead again.
[02:42] Kurosawa/Id
    His everyday clothes are so cute.
[02:46] Kurosawa/Id
    I love that we're wearing matching hoodies.
[02:50] Adachi/Id
    He's right.
[02:52] Adachi
    I didn't have time to fix my hair.
[02:55] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi's hair always sticks up
    in the same place. It's cute.
[03:00] Adachi/Id
    But remembering which part of
    my hair sticks up is kind of a lot.
[03:07] Kurosawa
    Where do you want to go first?
[03:09] Adachi
    What? Sorry, I didn't plan anything.
[03:14] Kurosawa
    Then are you okay with
    leaving our day up to me?
[03:16] Adachi
    Sure.
[03:18] Kurosawa
    This way.
SIGN    Date
[03:24] [SONG] Sign
    Lyrics & Song by Kurosawa Yuichi
[03:30] Kurosawa
    Our very own special day.
[03:30] [SONG] Sign
    Our very own special day
[03:34] Kurosawa
    My frolicking heartbeat.
[03:34] [SONG] Sign
    My frolicking heartbeat
[03:36] Kurosawa
    Is this a date?
[03:36] [SONG] Sign
    Is this a date?
[03:38] [SONG] Sign
    My heart
[03:38] Kurosawa
    My heart will decide.
[03:40] [SONG] Sign
    will decide
[03:40] [SONG] Sign
    My heart
[03:47] Kurosawa
    What's wrong?
[03:49] Adachi/Id
    Those lyrics are insane,
    but he sings them so well!
[03:53] Kurosawa
    Are you okay?
[03:54] Adachi
    It's nothing.
[03:56] Adachi
    You're a stylish guy, aren't you?
[04:00] Kurosawa
    You think so?
[04:01] Adachi
    I had no idea what to wear.
[04:06] Kurosawa
    You look cu—
[04:08] Kurosawa
    You look good, but if it bothers you,
    do you want to check out some clothes?
[04:13] Adachi
    Seriously?
[04:16] Adachi
    Kurosawa, will you choose an outfit for me?
[04:20] Kurosawa/Id
    I get to choose an outfit for Adachi?
[04:28] Kurosawa
    I'm not sure which to choose.
    You'd look good in both of these.
[04:33] Adachi
    I don't care either way.
[04:35] Adachi
    Just dress me in your colors now.
[04:41] Adachi
    On second thought, maybe not.
[04:43] Kurosawa
    What?
[04:47] Adachi/Id
    He's like a puppy.
[04:49] Adachi
    Never mind. Let's do it.
[04:51] Kurosawa
    You can count on me!
[05:01] Adachi/Id
    I feel out of place here.
[05:05] Kurosawa
    Is there a type of clothing you prefer?
[05:08] Adachi
    As long as it's easy to move
    around in and age-appropriate.
[05:12] Kurosawa
    That sounds like a light jacket.
[05:16] Kurosawa
    You could wear this again, too.
[05:20] Kurosawa
    You have color options, too.
[05:23] Kurosawa
    We'd like to try on these two.
[05:25] Employee
    One moment, please.
[05:30] Adachi
    What do you think?
[05:33] Kurosawa
    You look great!
[05:35] Kurosawa
    Since your skin is pale,
    dark colors look good on you.
[05:39] Adachi
    Maybe I'll wear this today, then.
[05:43] Adachi/Id
    Figures. Stylish clothes are twice
    as expensive as normal clothes.
[05:49] Kurosawa
    I'd like to pay by card.
[05:51] Adachi
    Wait, wait, wait!
[05:53] Adachi
    Why are you casually trying to pay?!
[05:55] Kurosawa
    Why not? We're commemorating the occasion.
[05:57] Adachi
    What occasion?
[05:59] Kurosawa
    "What occasion?"
[06:02] Kurosawa
    Our first date, obviously.
[06:08] Kurosawa/Id
    Just seeing him wear the clothes
    I chose for him makes me happy.
[06:14] Adachi
    No way! I'm paying!
[06:19] Adachi
    I'd like to pay by card, please.
[06:21] Employee
    Yes, sir.
[06:22] Kurosawa
    Aw, man.
[06:24] Employee/Id
    When a man gives someone clothes,
    it's because he wants to undress them.
[06:31] Employee/Id
    Watch yourself, boy.
[06:35] Adachi/Id
    So that's what that means?
    I'm glad I paid for them myself.

[06:39] [SONG] Sign
    °Opinions vary
[06:51] Song
    Our very own special day
[06:55] Song
    My frolicking heartbeat
[06:58] Song
    Is this a date?
[06:59] Song
    My heart will decide
[07:06] Song
    I don't care if I'm self-satisfied
[07:10] Song
    I only want what's in my heart
[07:13] Song
    I won't let anyone interfere
[07:16] Song
    No one can take this thrill from me
SIGN    Market Street
[07:22] [SONG] Sign
    Chinese Steamed Bun
[07:23] Kurosawa
    I made dinner reservations at an
    Italian place with a view of the ocean.
[07:27] Kurosawa
    We can pick up something light for lunch.
[07:29] Adachi
    Sure. I like that plan!
[07:36] Kurosawa
    I'll go get us something to drink.
[07:38] Adachi
    Thanks.
[07:40] Woman A
    Did you see that guy?
[07:42] Woman A
    He was so hot.
[07:45] Woman B
    Maybe he's a model.
[07:46] Woman A
    Should we talk to him when he comes back?
[07:49] Adachi/Id
    It never ceases to amazes me.
[07:53] Woman B
    But didn't those two seem
    awfully close for friends?
[07:57] Woman B
    Like they're a couple.
[07:59] Woman A
    No way. They weren't a good match.
[08:03] Woman B
    Right?
[08:05] Adachi/Id
    Come to think of it, in that store earlier...
[08:11] Adachi/Id
    He picked up on it for some reason, too.
[08:15] Kurosawa
    Thanks for waiting.
[08:17] Kurosawa
    Adachi?
[08:27] Adachi
    Sorry! Y-You surprised me.
[08:31] Kurosawa
    No, I'm sorry.
[08:33] Kurosawa
    Suddenly grabbing someone
    would scare anybody.
[08:38] Adachi/Id
    That's right. We're on a date today.
[08:44] Adachi/Id
    Putting it in words makes me unsure
    of how close we should be acting.
[08:55] Adachi/Id
    I'm trying to act like I normally do,
[08:59] Adachi/Id
    but when I hear Kurosawa's
    voice, my heart leaps.
[09:04] Adachi/Id
    I don't think we can go back
    to just being colleagues anymore.
[09:10] Kurosawa
    Mind if we do something before dinner?
[09:19] Adachi
    Where are we going?
[09:22] Kurosawa
    For a short walk.
[09:28] Adachi
    What? What is this?
[09:32] Kurosawa
    A walk, like I said. In the sky, that is.
[09:39] Adachi/Id
    Roses?!
[09:40] Adachi/Id
    Why does this suit him so perfectly?
[09:42] Kurosawa
    Sorry. I know this is sudden.
[09:44] Kurosawa
    But I wanted to talk privately.
[09:46] Adachi/Id
    That's not the problem, here!
    What is this, a trendy Showa-era drama?!
[09:48] Adachi/Id
    This isn't something
    30-year-old men should be doing!
[09:50] Adachi/Id
    To be honest, helicopters scare me,
[09:52] Adachi/Id
    and I can't hear what he's saying
    because it's so dang loud!
[09:55] Kurosawa
    Will you ride with me?
[09:56] Adachi
    Yeah?
[09:58] Kurosawa
    Great.
[10:00] Adachi/Id
    Crap! I should've thought harder
    about my response.
[10:07] Adachi/Id
    Why?
[10:08] Pilot
    Enjoy the waters and
    nighttime view of Yokohama.
[10:13] Kurosawa
    Adachi, look over there.
[10:20] Adachi/Id
    We're so high up. I'm scared.
[10:24] Kurosawa
    Are you okay?
[10:26] Adachi
    Uh, yeah. It... sure is... pretty, huh?
[10:32] Kurosawa
    Good. I'm glad you had fun today.
[10:36] Kurosawa
    After all, this was your first date.
[10:40] Kurosawa
    I really like your smile.
[10:47] Kurosawa
    Huh?
[10:48] Adachi
    Kurosawa...
[10:51] Adachi
    Sorry. I can't handle a helicopter ride.
[10:59] Adachi
    I'm getting off.
[11:01] Adachi
    Please! Let me off right now!
[11:08] Adachi/Id
    I really screwed that up.
[11:10] Kurosawa
    Sorry for making you do that.
[11:13] Adachi
    It's okay. I'm just a chicken.
[11:16] Adachi
    I didn't expect it to shake so much.
[11:20] Adachi
    Oh, our reservation is soon.
[11:24] Kurosawa
    Don't worry. I canceled it.
[11:27] Kurosawa
    You don't seem well, so let's go home.
[11:51] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa wasn't mad that I was late.
[11:57] Adachi/Id
    He was kind and smooth the whole time.
[12:01] Adachi/Id
    But I was nervous and left all
    the date planning up to him.
[12:06] Adachi/Id
    My clothes were lame,
    I wouldn't hold his hand,
[12:10] Adachi/Id
    and I ruined the plans he made for us.
[12:13] (Flashback) Woman A
    They weren't a good match.
[12:15] (Flashback) Woman B
    Right?
[12:17] Adachi/Id
    They're right. I'm not good enough
    to date Kurosawa.
[12:24] Kurosawa/Id
    That sucked.
[12:28] Adachi/Id
    He's disgusted with me. It's all over.
[12:32] Kurosawa/Id
    Why didn't I notice Adachi
    was scared? I'm an idiot.
[12:38] Kurosawa/Id
    I let myself get carried away
    because it was our first date.
[12:43] Kurosawa/Id
    I embarrassed myself by
    failing to match his rhythm.
[12:47] Kurosawa/Id
    I didn't sleep well last night
    because I was nervous, too.
[12:54] Adachi
    Sorry about today.
[12:55] Kurosawa
    No, I'm sorry.
[12:59] Kurosawa
    Listen...
[13:01] Driver
    Sir.
[13:02] Kurosawa
    Oh, sorry.
[13:04] Adachi
    Well, see you at the office.
[13:09] Kurosawa
    Good night.
[13:14] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa was nervous, too. Just like me.
[13:21] Adachi
    Seriously?
[13:23] Adachi/Id
    That was the most charming
    thing he said all day.
[13:28] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa seemed really dejected.
[13:34] Adachi/Id
    He hasn't sounded that hurt in a while.
[13:39] Adachi/Id
    I know because I have this power,
    but Kurosawa's probably still anxious.
[13:47] Adachi/Id
    Next time, I need to tell
    Kurosawa how I feel.
[13:53] Adachi/Id
    Until now, I was so scared of being disliked
    that I'd run at the first sign of failure.
[14:01] Adachi/Id
    I avoided interacting with others.
[14:05] Adachi/Id
    But if Kurosawa's hurt, I have to fix it.
[14:13] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa was really cute when he
    embarrassed himself by trying too hard.
[14:23] Kurosawa
    Asahina-san.
[14:25] Kurosawa
    Regarding the Albireo Company's response...
[14:28] Asahina
    Oh, good. I wanted to talk to you.
[14:31] Asahina
    What happened to you, Kurosawa?!
[14:34] Asahina
    Pull yourself together. We're counting
     on you to handle Albireo.
[14:40] Adachi
    Kurosawa.
[14:43] Kurosawa
    Adachi!
[14:46] Adachi
    Sorry about yesterday.
[14:48] Kurosawa
    No, I'm sorry. Are you feeling okay?
[14:54] Adachi
    Yeah.
[14:56] Adachi
    Listen...
[14:58] Adachi
    Are you free after work today?
[15:07] Kurosawa/Id
    I wonder what he's going to say.
[15:10] Kurosawa/Id
    After yesterday's date, I wouldn't
    be surprised if he dumped me.
[15:16] Adachi
    We're here.
[15:19] Adachi
    Zombie Dead goes on sale today, remember?
SIGN    Comics
[15:24] Kurosawa/Id
    I'd forgotten, since all I could
    think about was our date.
[15:27] Adachi
    Volume 15 ended with Domir's
    head getting blown off,
[15:31] Adachi
    but I don't think there's any way he's dead.
[15:35] Kurosawa
    I know what you mean.
    It wouldn't make sense otherwise.
[15:41] Kurosawa/Id
    No, wait. This is really fun.
[15:45] Kurosawa/Id
    But what are we doing?
[15:55] Kurosawa/Id
    I wonder what Adachi's thinking.
[15:59] Kurosawa
    That was good.
[16:01] Adachi
    I'm glad.
[16:03] Adachi
    That place is cheap and tasty,
    so I've been going there for a long time.
[16:07] Adachi
    I feel comfortable there.
[16:09] Kurosawa/Id
    So that's one of Adachi's regular spots.
[16:13] Kurosawa
    Adachi, about yesterday—
[16:16] Adachi
    You know,
[16:18] Adachi
    I had no idea why couples went on dates.
[16:24] Adachi
    Honestly, I wished normies
    would go play in traffic.
[16:30] Adachi
    Turns out I was just jealous.
[16:33] Kurosawa/Id
    Why do people go on dates?
[16:35] Kurosawa/Id
    I've never thought about that before.
[16:40] Kurosawa/Id
    I've always assumed my
    strategy of researching things
[16:44] Kurosawa/Id
    the other person would like was working.
[16:47] Kurosawa/Id
    But that's because there wasn't
    anything I wanted to do with them.
[16:55] Adachi
    During our date yesterday, all I could think
    about was what other people thought of us.
[17:04] Adachi
    But that doesn't matter.
[17:09] Adachi
    I was glad you tried to make sure I had fun.
[17:18] Adachi
    But...
[17:19] Kurosawa
    But?
[17:21] Adachi
    I shouldn't have all the fun.
[17:24] Adachi
    There's no point in going on a date
    unless you have fun, too.
[17:31] Adachi
    It doesn't matter what others think
    or if I know what I'm doing or not.
[17:37] Adachi
    I just want to have fun with you.
[17:46] Kurosawa
    Is that why we went to the
    bookstore and izakaya today?
[17:50] Adachi
    For now, those are the only interests
    I know we have in common.
[17:56] Adachi
    Do you have a problem with that?
[17:57] Kurosawa
    No, I had a lot of fun.
[18:02] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi calls himself gloomy
    and inexperienced,
[18:08] Kurosawa/Id
    but he's always lifting me up
    with his casual remarks.
[18:13] Kurosawa/Id
    Maybe he really is a wizard.
[18:17] Kurosawa/Id
    Yeah, right.
[18:21] Adachi/Id
    I'm glad I found the courage to ask him out.
[18:25] Kurosawa
    There are tons of things I want to do
    and places I want to go with you.
[18:31] Kurosawa
    I've fantasized about it a ton.
[18:33] Adachi/Id
    Yeah, I know.
[18:36] Kurosawa
    I never thought I'd get
    the chance to do any of it.
[18:41] Kurosawa
    But I was afraid you wouldn't
    like me if I told you that.
[18:46] Adachi
    What are you planning to do to me?
[18:48] Kurosawa
    Promise you won't be turned off?
[18:50] Adachi
    Depends on what you say.
[18:51] Kurosawa
    What?
[18:54] Adachi
    It might take a while, but I'll do
    my best a little bit at a time.
[19:01] Kurosawa
    What?
[19:01] [SONG] Sign
    High Hopes
[19:02] Adachi
    I said a little bit at a time!
[19:05] Adachi
    Next time, let's decide together. Okay?
[19:11] Kurosawa
    Sure.
[19:16] Kurosawa
    Watch out!
[19:19] Kurosawa
    Are you okay?
[19:21] Kurosawa
    Are you drunk?
[19:23] Adachi
    Y-Yeah.
[19:25] Adachi
    Thanks. I had too much to drink.
[19:39] Adachi/Id
    That's right. What did I just say?
[19:43] Kurosawa
    Be careful.
[19:55] Adachi
    Just until the station.
[20:00] Kurosawa/Id
    Yes!
[20:02] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm so happy. He's so soft and warm.
[20:04] Kurosawa/Id
    My fingers are sweaty.
    He's gonna know I'm nervous.
[20:06] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm so happy to be holding his hand.
    I'm never letting go.
[20:07] Adachi/Id
    I can't even hear what he's saying anymore.
[20:11] Adachi/Id
    Well, whatever.
[20:15] Kurosawa
    It's a full moon tonight.
[20:17] Adachi
    You're right.
[20:22] Kurosawa/Id
    "The moon is beautiful tonight."
[20:24] Kurosawa/Id
    I wonder if Adachi's familiar with the
    romantic meaning of that statement.
[20:28] Adachi
    I know that one.
[20:30] Kurosawa
    What?
[20:32] Kurosawa/Id
    Did I say that out loud?
[20:35] Adachi/Id
    Crap! I wasn't paying attention!
[20:38] Adachi
    You've had too much to drink, Kurosawa.
[20:41] Adachi
    You can't keep any of your
    thoughts to yourself.
[20:43] Kurosawa
    Oh, right. Maybe I did drink too much.
[20:48] Adachi/Id
    Crap. Lately I've been listening to his
    thoughts so much, I responded to them.
[20:54] Kurosawa/Id
    I thought he read my mind.
[20:57] Kurosawa/Id
    But that's impossible.
[21:00] Adachi/Id
    Yeah, that's right!
[21:03] Kurosawa/Id
    If he could, I...
[21:07] Kurosawa
    What?
[21:08] Adachi
    S-Sorry! I saw someone
    who looked like Rokkaku.
[21:12] Kurosawa
    Where?
[21:12] Adachi
    Huh? Maybe I was wrong...
[21:17] Adachi/Id
    I'd hate that. I wouldn't want to be touched.
[21:22] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa probably would, too.
[21:26] Kurosawa
    What's wrong? Do you feel sick?
[21:30] Adachi
    No, I'm fine.
[21:35] Adachi/Id
    Is it really okay for me to keep
    dating him without telling him?
[21:44] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa...
[21:46] Adachi/Id
    What would he do if I told him I'm a wizard?
[23:25] Adachi
    As requested...
SIGN    Date
    Song by Kurosawa Yuichi
[23:27] Kurosawa
    Our very own special day.
[23:31] Kurosawa
    My frolicking heartbeat.
[23:33] Kurosawa
    Is this a date?
[23:34] Kurosawa
    My heart will decide.
[23:37] Adachi
    Next time: Episode 8.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 8

Season 1

E8 - Untitled

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[00:01] Kurosawa/Id
    I thought he read my mind.
[00:04] Kurosawa/Id
    If he could, I...
[00:07] Adachi/Id
    I'd hate that. I wouldn't
    want to be touched.
[00:11] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa...
[00:13] Adachi/Id
    What would he do if I told him I'm a wizard?
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
[01:49] Adachi/Id
    It's been a month since our first date.
SIGN    Episode 8
[01:52] Adachi/Id
    I'm still not sure if I should tell
    Kurosawa I can hear his thoughts.
[01:59] Adachi/Id
    Part of is that we've been too busy to meet,
[02:04] Adachi/Id
    but I also never found the courage
    to tell him the truth.
[02:08] Adachi/Id
    Is it really okay to keep dating
    him while keeping this secret?
[02:18] Kurosawa
    Rokkaku, have you been told
    the date of the customer panel?
[02:22] Rokkaku
    I'll send an email now.
[02:24] Adachi
    Customer panel?
[02:25] Kurosawa
    Yeah. We're looking for
     customer panel participants
[02:29] Kurosawa
    for our company's upcoming men's
    strength training equipment.
[02:32] Rokkaku
    It's July 3rd.
[02:34] Kurosawa
    It'll be hot then.
    Think we'll get volunteers?
[02:37] Rokkaku
    I dunno.
[02:39] Kurosawa/Id
    Come to think of it, that's my birthday.
[02:41] Adachi/Id
    His birthday?
[02:43] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi and I won't be
    the same age for much longer.
[02:47] Kurosawa/Id
    But until Adachi's birthday
    on March 21st next year,
[02:51] Kurosawa/Id
    I'll be 262 days older than him.
[02:54] Kurosawa/Id
    For some reason, that excites me.
[02:55] Adachi/Id
    What? Why?
[02:59] Rokkaku
    We don't have enough participants.
[03:02] Rokkaku
    We need data on people who do
    and don't exercise regularly.
[03:07] Rokkaku
    Could you reach out to your friends?
[03:10] Adachi
    Sure, will do.
[03:13] Kurosawa
    I'll invite a few people, too.
[03:15] Rokkaku
    Thanks.
[03:21] Adachi
    A birthday present, huh?
[03:23] Adachi
    Kurosawa seems like he'd be
    particular about what he likes.
[03:26] Kurosawa
    Where did they go?
[03:28] Adachi
    Now that I have to, I have
    no idea what to get him.
[03:33] Adachi/Id
    I feel bad about using this power, but
    using it to get him a gift should be fine.
[03:43] Kurosawa/Id
    Did I drop my earphones while I was out?
[03:46] Adachi/Id
    Earphones? Now that's
    something I understand.
[03:50] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa is frequently on the go
    and listens to music.
[03:53] Adachi/Id
    I'll get him some wireless ones
    with a long battery life.
[03:56] Kurosawa
    Adachi.
[03:58] Kurosawa/Id
    Oh, please. He's too cute.
    I can see everything he's doing.
[04:01] Kurosawa
    What are you up to?
[04:03] Adachi
    What? How did you—
[04:05] Kurosawa
    It's a secret.
[04:10] Fujisaki/Id
    I could keep eating this forever!
[04:26] Tsuge/Id
    I don't belong here.
[04:29] Tsuge/Id
    I came because I wanted to see Minato
    dance, but I feel totally out of place.
[04:34] Boss
    Hey, have you been secretly
    taking photos of the dancers?
[04:37] Tsuge
    How dare you. I would never
    do anything criminal like—
[04:42] Minato
    Hey, chill out!
[04:44] Minato
    This guy's an author I know.
[04:47] Minato
    I only brought him here 'cause
    he wanted to gather material.
[04:49] Boss
    An author?
[04:51] Boss
    If you want material, then why
    don't you try actually dancing?
[04:54] Tsuge
    What?
[04:55] Minato
    There's no way he can dance.
    He's not that kind of guy.
[04:59] Minato/Id
    Crap. I'd like to avoid a fight.
[05:01] Minato/Id
    Tsuge came all this way to watch me dance.
[05:04] Boss
    What kind of guy is he, then?
[05:06] Tsuge/Id
    I don't believe it.
    I'm causing trouble for Minato.
[05:10] Tsuge
    Fine.
[05:11] Tsuge/Id
    If I can't accept this challenge...
[05:13] Tsuge
    Give me some music.
[05:14] Tsuge/Id
    ...then I'm not a real man!
[05:18] Tsuge/Id
    I didn't expect to trip over
    my own feet within five seconds.
[05:22] Tsuge/Id
    I embarrassed myself.
[05:25] Minato
    Are you okay?
[05:26] Minato
    What kind of beginner attempts
    something so difficult right off the bat?
[05:34] Tsuge
    Sorry.
[05:35] Tsuge/Id
    I shouldn't have come.
[05:39] Minato
    You're so weird.
[05:42] Minato/Id
    He's surprisingly bold.
[05:46] Tsuge/Id
    I'm so glad I came!
[05:49] Minato
    Is that a creative dance?
[05:55] Tsuge
    These are all the pictures I took.
[05:58] Minato
    Huh. So these are the faces
    I make when I dance.
[06:02] Tsuge
    You don't normally see yourself?
[06:04] Minato
    I'm always a backup dancer.
[06:06] Minato
    The vocalist is the main focus, so nobody
    takes these kinds of pictures of me.
[06:10] Tsuge
    I see. I'm glad, then.
[06:12] Minato
    Yeah.
[06:13] Tsuge
    I don't know much about dancing...
[06:17] Tsuge
    but I thought your dancing was beautiful.
[06:22] Minato
    Remember how you told me that
[06:26] Minato
    I don't really want to give up?
[06:31] Tsuge
    I'm sorry. I'm an amateur.
    I shouldn't have said—
[06:34] Minato
    You were right.
[06:35] Tsuge
    What?
[06:37] Minato
    I'd been limiting myself even though
    I didn't really want to give up.
[06:43] Minato
    So I went out for a major audition I thought
    I'd fail and made it to the final round.
[06:50] Tsuge
    That's amazing! Are you going to debut?
[06:53] Minato
    You're jumping the gun.
[06:54] Minato
    But it's because of the advice
    you gave me about dancing.
[06:58] Minato
    I figured I should tell you.
[07:03] Minato
    Anyway, I noticed earlier...
[07:05] Tsuge
    What is it?
[07:07] Minato/Id
    When he takes off his glasses,
    he's actually kind of hot.
[07:14] Tsuge/Id
    I can't.
[07:16] Minato
    That sounded really bad. Are you okay?
SIGN    Adachi: My company's holding a customer
    panel for strength training equipment.
    Let me know if you know anyone athletic!
[07:24] Adachi
    "Let me know if you know anyone athletic."
SIGN    Kurosawa's Birthday
SIGN    Toyokawa Co., Ltd.
    Customer Panel
    Entrance
[07:36] Kurosawa
    We need another sign on the far corner.
[07:38] Rokkaku
    Got it. I'll go get one.
[07:41] Adachi
    How do I casually give him his gift?
[07:44] Adachi
    I've never given a birthday present
    to anyone besides my parents.
[07:49] Adachi
    Good morning, Kurosawa.
[07:51] Kurosawa
    Adachi? You're here early.
[07:54] Adachi
    I thought I'd help you set up.
[07:57] Kurosawa
    I appreciate it.
[07:58] Kurosawa
    Are you okay? Your face is bright red.
[08:02] Adachi
    Here.
[08:03] Adachi
    Happy birthday, or something.
[08:07] Adachi/Id
    "Or something?" What's that mean?!
[08:09] Kurosawa
    What? For me? I'm so happy.
[08:13] Kurosawa
    Can I open it?
[08:13] Adachi
    Yeah.
[08:16] Kurosawa
    Wow. How'd you know?
[08:19] Kurosawa
    I needed some earphones since I lost mine.
[08:22] Adachi
    What? Uh, just a hunch.
[08:24] Kurosawa
    I love them. Thanks so much.
[08:28] Adachi/Id
    Good. I thought about telling him
    I can read his mind,
[08:33] Adachi/Id
    but this power sure is handy.
[08:36] Adachi/Id
    Maybe I don't need to tell him about it.
[08:44] Kurosawa
    Thank you for participating
    in today's customer panel.
[08:48] Kurosawa
    We ask that you test the products
    on display however you wish,
[08:52] Kurosawa
    and answer a survey afterwards.
[08:56] Kurosawa
    Thanks for coming on your day off.
[08:59] Friend 1
    I was feeling out of shape,
    so this is perfect.
[09:02] Friend 2
    Must be tough working weekends, Kurosawa.
[09:05] Adachi
    Wow.
[09:07] Adachi/Id
    I guess normies have normie friends.
[09:10] Tsuge
    Is this the place?
[09:11] Adachi
    Tsuge!
[09:12] Kurosawa
    These products are intended to be used during
    free time at home or in the office for a fun...
[09:18] Tsuge
    You mentioned athletic people,
    so I invited someone I know.
[09:23] Tsuge
    This is Wataya Minato-kun, a deliveryman.
[09:25] Adachi
    Hello.
[09:26] Minato
    Hey.
[09:27] Adachi/Id
    I had no idea Tsuge had a younger friend.
[09:32] Tsuge
    Do you have some time later?
    I'd like to speak with you.
[09:35] Adachi
    Yeah, sure.
[09:37] Friend 2
    Kurosawa, join us.
[09:39] Kurosawa
    I'm working today.
[09:44] Adachi
    Tsuge, your friend is amazing!
[09:46] Tsuge
    I suppose.
[09:47] Adachi
    What? Can you do that?
[09:49] Minato
    Don't strain yourself.
[09:51] Minato
    Hey, not bad.
[09:53] Adachi
    That's amazing, Tsuge.
    Where'd you learn that?
[09:56] Tsuge
    I've been working out a bit.
[09:57] Adachi
    Your abs are rock solid.
[10:03] Minato
    I'm gonna go check out some other stuff.
[10:05] Tsuge
    Sure.
[10:06] Kurosawa
    Sorry to interrupt.
[10:07] Kurosawa
    Who is this?
[10:09] Adachi
    Oh, I invited him.
[10:11] Kurosawa
    I see. Thank you for coming today.
[10:15] Tsuge
    Not at all. I heard we'd
    be paid for our time.
[10:21] Adachi/Id
    Am I supposed to introduce
    them to each other?
[10:26] Adachi
    This is Tsuge Masato.
[10:28] Adachi
    He's my only friend
    from college and an author.
[10:31] Adachi
    And this is Kurosawa Yuichi.
[10:34] Adachi
    He's our top salesman and my boyfriend.
SIGN    I could never say that
[10:39] Adachi/Id
    I could never say that.
[10:41] Adachi
    This is my colleague Kurosawa.
[10:42] Kurosawa
    Nice to meet you.
[10:44] Tsuge
    I hope he doesn't cause too
    much trouble at the office.
[10:47] Adachi
    What does that mean?
[10:49] Kurosawa
    Adachi is a diligent and careful worker.
[10:53] Kurosawa
    He's sensitive to emotional subtleties
    that others would miss.
[10:57] Kurosawa
    He's been a huge help to me.
[11:00] Tsuge
    I see.
[11:02] Kurosawa
    He can be a bit absentminded,
[11:05] Kurosawa
    but I believe such shortcomings
    are part of his charm.
[11:10] Tsuge
    What a curious opinion.
[11:12] Adachi
    Hey.
[11:13] Rokkaku
    Adachi-san, Kurosawa-san.
[11:15] Rokkaku
    Do you have a minute?
[11:17] Kurosawa
    Sure.
[11:18] Kurosawa
    Excuse me.
[11:19] Adachi
    See you later.
[11:21] Tsuge
    So that's the odd man
    who's in love with Adachi.
[11:26] Kurosawa
    Thank you for coming today.
[11:29] Kurosawa
    Please use the customer panel
    site URL to access the survey.
[11:33] Rokkaku
    You can scan a QR code, too.
[11:36] Rokkaku
    Go ahead.
[11:37] Rokkaku
    Huh? Minato?
[11:40] Adachi
    You two know each other?
[11:41] Rokkaku
    Yeah. We were in the same
    dance club in college.
[11:45] Adachi
    Oh, you mentioned that.
[11:47] Rokkaku
    Minato's amazing.
[11:49] Rokkaku
    He still performs as a backup
    dancer for singers sometimes.
[11:52] Adachi
    Wow!
[11:54] Minato
    You don't need to mention that.
[11:56] Minato
    Where's the QR code for the survey?
[11:58] Rokkaku
    Oh, sorry. Here.
[12:00] Adachi/Id
    Did Tsuge know about those two?
[12:04] Tsuge/Id
    I had no idea one of Minato's acquaintances
    worked at Adachi's company.
[12:09] Adachi/Id
    So he didn't know.
[12:11] Tsuge/Id
    They seem distant for friends.
    Perhaps something happened.
[12:15] Adachi/Id
    Tsuge's distressed. This isn't like him.
[12:18] Tsuge/Id
    I can't help it.
[12:20] Tsuge/Id
    Love has made a fool out of me, too.
[12:24] Adachi/Id
    Love?!
[12:25] Adachi
    Wait, were we just having a conversation?!
[12:28] Tsuge
    Yeah.
SIGN    Wizards can communicate telepathically
[12:44] Adachi
    So, since when have you, uh...
[12:47] Tsuge
    Since my birthday.
[12:49] Tsuge
    When you told me you'd gained
    the ability to read minds
[12:53] Tsuge
    because you remained a virgin
    until you turned 30,
[12:57] Tsuge
    I thought, "We don't live in a light novel.
    You must be joking." But then...
[13:02] Adachi
    How are you so calm about it?
[13:06] Tsuge
    I never thought it would happen to me, too.
[13:08] Tsuge
    I'd been meaning to tell you.
[13:11] Adachi
    It's okay. I've been busy
    dealing with my own stuff.
[13:16] Adachi
    More importantly, about
    what you said earlier...
[13:20] Adachi
    Are you serious?
[13:21] Tsuge
    Yes. I think I've been in love
    since we first met.
[13:27] Kurosawa/Id
    He's in love with Adachi?
[13:30] Adachi
    L-Love?!
[13:31] Tsuge
    Keep your voice down!
[13:33] Tsuge
    We'll speak telepathically.
[13:34] Adachi
    Right. That's an option.
[13:38] Adachi/Id
    So, have you told him how you feel?
[13:42] Tsuge/Id
    Not yet.
[13:44] Adachi/Id
    I'm surprised. Normally, you don't
    hesitate to say what's on your mind.
[13:51] Tsuge/Id
    It's because I truly love him.
[13:57] Tsuge/Id
    I'm afraid he'd hate me
    if I told him the truth.
[14:02] Adachi/Id
    Be more confident in yourself.
[14:03] Adachi/Id
    You're nice and actually
    pretty good looking.
[14:07] Adachi/Id
    That boy... Wataya-kun, was it?
[14:10] Adachi/Id
    If he didn't like you, he wouldn't have
    come here with you on the weekend.
[14:14] Tsuge/Id
    You think so?
[14:17] Adachi/Id
    I've never seen Tsuge so anxious before.
[14:22] Adachi/Id
    I'm keeping secrets from Kurosawa, too.
[14:25] Adachi/Id
    I've been telling myself that it's
    for his sake, but the truth is...
[14:31] Adachi/Id
    now I'm afraid he'd hate me
    if I told him about it,
[14:35] Adachi/Id
    even though I used to run from his feelings.
[14:38] Adachi/Id
    When did I fall so hard for Kurosawa?
[14:44] Adachi
    Tsuge, thanks for telling me.
[14:49] Tsuge
    It was inevitable.
[14:54] Kurosawa/Id
    I've never seen Adachi smile
    like that when he's with me.
[15:02] Adachi
    Is that why you started working out?
[15:05] Tsuge
    It's actually pretty fun.
[15:07] Tsuge
    It cured my back pain, too.
[15:12] Tsuge
    Adachi?
[15:14] Minato
    Found you.
[15:15] Tsuge
    I'll be right there.
[15:22] Adachi
    What's wrong, Kurosawa? You startled me.
[15:27] Kurosawa
    Adachi, you love me, right?
[15:30] Adachi
    Wh-Why would you say that? We're at work.
[15:34] Kurosawa
    Why can't you say it?
[15:36] Kurosawa/Id
    Are you actually in love with someone else?
[15:38] Adachi/Id
    What?
[15:42] Adachi
    You mean Tsuge?!
[15:44] Adachi
    It's not like that.
    Tsuge and I are just friends.
[15:48] Adachi
    I was just lending him an ear.
[15:50] Kurosawa
    But he said he's been in love
    since you first met.
[15:53] Adachi
    I'm telling you, I was giving
     him relationship advice.
[15:57] Adachi
    I've known him a long time, but
    I'd never fall in love with him.
[16:01] Kurosawa
    But...
[16:02] Adachi
    Dummy. Man, you really scared me.
[16:07] Kurosawa/Id
    I always feel so anxious.
[16:10] Kurosawa
    Sorry.
[16:12] Adachi
    What are you so anxious about?
[16:15] Kurosawa
    Adachi...
[16:17] Kurosawa
    Are you hiding something from me?
[16:22] Kurosawa/Id
    I couldn't stop myself from saying it.
[16:23] Kurosawa
    I've been wondering if you're
    pushing yourself when you're with me.
[16:29] Kurosawa/Id
    I might be disappointing him by saying this.
[16:32] Kurosawa
    When you're with me, you act totally
    different from how you did with your friend.
[16:42] Kurosawa/Id
    But I still want to know the real Adachi.
[16:45] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa knows I've been
    hiding something from him.
[16:50] Adachi/Id
    I wonder what would happen
    if I told him about my power.
[16:54] Adachi/Id
    I don't think I could be with
    someone who could read my mind.
[17:00] Adachi/Id
    Tsuge is right.
[17:02] Adachi/Id
    I'm afraid he'll hate me
    if I tell him the truth.
[17:07] Adachi/Id
    I'm scared because
    I'm in love with Kurosawa.
[17:11] Adachi/Id
    But that's exactly why I can't keep dating
    him without telling him the truth.
[17:21] Adachi/Id
    I'm scared, but I'm sure
    Kurosawa would understand.
[17:26] Kurosawa
    If I'm wrong, then I'm sorry, but—
[17:29] Adachi
    Kurosawa, I'm a wizard.
[17:37] Kurosawa
    What?
[17:38] Adachi
    A really boring wizard, though.
[17:42] Adachi
    I can hear the thoughts of anyone I touch.
[17:46] Kurosawa
    Sorry. I don't think I understand.
[17:50] Kurosawa/Id
    What's gotten into Adachi?
[17:52] Kurosawa/Id
    Is he that desperate to
    not tell me whatever it is?
[17:55] Kurosawa/Id
    Or does he hate me for being such a wimp?
[17:59] Adachi
    I don't hate you.
[18:02] Adachi
    I've been reading your
    thoughts this whole time.
[18:06] Kurosawa
    What?
[18:07] Adachi
    Since before you told me how you felt,
[18:08] Adachi
    like how you think I'm cute,
    how you love me,
[18:11] Adachi
    how my stomach looks like a shiratama,
[18:13] Adachi
    or how you bought pajamas
    that would look good on me.
[18:16] Kurosawa
    How?
[18:18] Adachi
    I knew everything.
[18:20] Kurosawa
    You're joking.
[18:24] Adachi
    Honestly, at first I was scared
    and turned off by it.
[18:29] Adachi
    I never thought someone so handsome
    would think such weird thoughts.
[18:34] Kurosawa
    You're right.
[18:36] Adachi
    But every time I read
    your mind, I got excited.
[18:43] Adachi
    At some point, I'd fallen for you.
[18:49] Adachi
    But I was worried you'd be
    creeped out if I told you the truth.
[18:55] Adachi/Id
    Honestly, I'm regretting telling him even
    as the words are coming out of my mouth.
[18:59] Adachi
    I was too scared to tell you.
[19:01] Adachi
    I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
[19:05] Adachi
    But this is the real me.
[19:16] Kurosawa
    How long have you known how I felt?
[19:20] Adachi
    This spring, since the day
    I stayed at your place.
[19:24] Kurosawa
    Seriously?
[19:25] Adachi
    I'm really sorry!
[19:27] Adachi
    You don't like having someone
    read your thoughts, do you?
[19:31] Adachi
    I mean, of course you wouldn't.
[19:33] Kurosawa
    Then, that time you took care of me
    when I got too drunk last year...
[19:39] Adachi
    No, I couldn't back then.
[19:42] Adachi
    I became a wizard when I turned 30.
[19:46] Kurosawa
    I see.
[19:48] Adachi
    Are you okay?
[19:51] Kurosawa
    It's really embarrassing that you've
    been hearing all my thoughts.
[19:55] Kurosawa
    But...
[19:56] Kurosawa
    You realized how I felt
    because of that, right?
[20:01] Kurosawa
    In that case, I'm glad.
[20:04] Kurosawa
    What's wrong?
[20:06] Adachi
    You're just so dazzling.
[20:11] Kurosawa
    Does that mean the more you touch me,
    the more you know how I feel?
[20:17] Adachi
    What?
[20:25] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi's heart is pounding.
[20:31] Kurosawa/Id
    It's so cute that I can do this to him.
[20:37] Kurosawa/Id
    He's so soft.
[20:41] Kurosawa/Id
    I want to touch him more.
[20:46] Kurosawa/Id
    I love him.
[21:00] Kurosawa
    Did you get that?
[21:03] Adachi
    Yeah.
[21:35] Adachi/Id
    What am I going to do?
[21:38] Adachi/Id
    I can't hear anything.
[21:42] Adachi/Id
    My heart is pounding too loud.
[23:25] Kurosawa
    In the early afternoon in the dimly lit
    reference room, Adachi told me his secret.
[23:32] Kurosawa
    And then...
[23:34] Kurosawa
    I'll never forget what happened today.
[23:37] Kurosawa
    Next time: Episode 9.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 9

Season 1

E9 - Untitled

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SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    Episode 9
[01:40] Adachi
    M-My heart can't take any more of this!
[01:43] Adachi
    We should head back!
[01:46] Kurosawa
    Okay.
[01:50] Kurosawa
    Did you give me those earphones today
    because you knew I lost mine?
[01:57] Adachi
    Y-Yeah.
[01:59] Kurosawa
    I thought so. I was surprised.
[02:03] Adachi
    Sorry. I had no idea what
    would make a good gift.
[02:09] Kurosawa
    Adachi.
[02:12] Kurosawa
    I'd be glad to receive
    any gift you chose for me.
[02:17] Adachi
    Okay.
[02:18] Kurosawa
    Also, you're always putting yourself down,
[02:23] Kurosawa
    but you actually have a lot of good
    qualities and just don't realize it.
[02:27] Kurosawa
    Don't say things like that.
[02:30] Kurosawa
    Okay?
[02:32] Kurosawa/Id
    Be confident.
[02:34] Kurosawa
    Trust me.
[02:35] Kurosawa/Id
    I'll show you all your good qualities.
[02:40] Adachi
    Okay, okay! I believe you!
[02:42] Adachi/Id
    What was I so conflicted about?
[02:45] Kurosawa
    I even got what I wanted most for a present.
[02:50] Adachi
    What?
[02:51] Kurosawa
    Our first kiss.
[02:57] Adachi/Id
    I can't.
[03:00] Rokkaku
    Once you've completed the survey,
    come get your thank-you gift.
[03:04] Mob
    Excuse me.
[03:05] Rokkaku
    Coming.
[03:06] Minato
    You haven't filled out
     the survey yet, right? Hurry up.
[03:10] Tsuge
    Oh, right. Sorry.
[03:13] Tsuge/Id
    That's odd.
[03:15] Tsuge/Id
    They're awfully distant for friends who
    have known each other since college.
[03:20] Tsuge/Id
    Actually, it kind of seems
    like Minato's avoiding him.
[03:25] Tsuge/Id
    I wouldn't have foolishly used
    this panel to ask Minato out
[03:29] Tsuge/Id
    if I'd known it would be this awkward.
[03:32] Tsuge/Id
    This is what it means to be
    hoisted by your own petard!
[03:36] Rokkaku
    Can I help you with anything?
[03:38] Tsuge
    O-Oh, yes. I wasn't sure how to use this.
[03:42] Rokkaku
    Well, first...
[03:44] Rokkaku
    Excuse me.
[03:45] Minato
    Tsuge, I'll be waiting outside.
[03:49] Tsuge/Id
    That was obvious.
[03:52] Rokkaku/Id
    He's clearly avoiding me.
[03:55] Rokkaku
    This will take you to the form.
[03:58] Rokkaku/Id
    Of course he is.
[04:00] Rokkaku/Id
    I'm the one who quit the club to find a job.
[04:03] Tsuge/Id
    So that's what happened.
[04:05] Rokkaku/Id
    Unlike him, I didn't have any talent.
[04:09] Rokkaku
    Then fill this field here.
[04:13] Rokkaku
    That should do it.
[04:15] Tsuge
    Thanks.
[04:17] Rokkaku
    Thank you for coming.
[04:21] Rokkaku
    Come get your gift!
[04:26] Rokkaku
    Hup.
[04:29] Asahina
    Good work today. How was the panel?
[04:31] Rokkaku
    It went off without a hitch.
[04:33] Asahina
    Sorry, but could you send me
    the survey results right away?
[04:37] Rokkaku
    Sure thing.
[04:38] Rokkaku
    I've got the form Adachi-san made for me.
[04:41] Asahina
    Really? I appreciate it.
[04:43] Rokkaku
    Give me a second.
[04:45] Asahina
    Adachi made this?
[04:47] Rokkaku
    Yeah. It's way easier now that
    I don't have to do all these calculations.
[04:51] Asahina
    Huh...
[04:52] Rokkaku
    Although I'm currently stuck working by myself
    because Adachi-san wandered off somewhere.
[04:56] Kurosawa
    Sorry, Rokkaku.
[04:58] Rokkaku
    You, too, Kurosawa-san!
[05:00] Rokkaku
    Where have you been?!
    I already started cleaning up!
[05:03] Adachi
    Sorry. We're on it.
[05:05] Rokkaku
    I sent you the data.
[05:07] Asahina
    Thanks.
[05:10] Asahina
    I see. Adachi, huh?
[05:15] Rokkaku
    This bag...
[05:22] Minato
    Took you long enough.
[05:23] Tsuge
    Sorry.
[05:26] Tsuge
    Minato, what about your gift?
[05:28] Minato
    I forgot mine. Not that I need it.
[05:32] Tsuge
    I wasn't expecting to run
    into your classmate here.
[05:36] Tsuge
    That was quite the coincidence.
[05:38] Minato
    Yeah.
[05:41] Minato
    It's amazing, isn't it?
[05:43] Minato
    We used to goof off together in college.
[05:46] Minato
    Now he wears a suit and
    works in this huge building.
[05:51] Minato
    Unlike me, who still just works part time.
[05:55] Tsuge/Id
    I recognize this feeling.
[05:59] Tsuge/Id
    Before I became successful, I felt pathetic
[06:03] Tsuge/Id
    for having nothing compared
    to Adachi and his proper job,
SIGN    Incoming Call
SIGN    Adachi
[06:06] Tsuge/Id
    so I avoided him for a time.
[06:10] Rokkaku/Id
    Of course he is.
[06:12] Rokkaku/Id
    I'm the one who quit the club to find a job.
[06:15] Tsuge/Id
    But that man thinks it's his fault,
    so they're both confused!
[06:20] Tsuge/Id
    No, wait! What good would
    mediating their conflict do?
[06:23] Tsuge/Id
    Maybe they're just friends now,
    but he's more likely to get along
[06:26] Tsuge/Id
    with someone who isn't almost
    eight years older than him!
[06:29] Tsuge/Id
    I needn't help rivals.
[06:32] Tsuge/Id
    In fact, is this not
    a chance to curry his favor
[06:34] Tsuge/Id
    as a fellow unconventionally
    employed person?
[06:38] Tsuge/Id
    I'll casually empathize with him.
[06:47] Tsuge
    I understand how you feel.
[06:51] Minato
    What?
[06:52] Tsuge
    I once avoided a friend who had a proper job.
[06:57] Tsuge
    We both thought the grass
    was greener on the other side, but...
[07:04] (Flashback) Adachi
    Tsuge, I read your book!
[07:06] (Flashback) Adachi
    This one was really good!
[07:08] (Flashback) Adachi
    You really are amazing.
[07:12] Tsuge
    We can still make friends as adults,
[07:15] Tsuge
    but college friends you can speak frankly
    with are hard to come by.
[07:21] Tsuge
    Both for you and for him.
[07:27] Rokkaku
    Minato!
[07:34] Minato
    Yuta.
[07:35] Rokkaku
    I realized I forgot to give you your gift.
[07:43] Minato
    You're not as fit as you used to be.
    You're totally out of shape.
[07:48] Rokkaku
    You noticed? I haven't been
    getting any exercise at all.
[07:52] Minato
    You should come dance sometime.
[07:57] Minato
    I've still got your shoes.
[08:04] Rokkaku
    Seriously?!
[08:05] Minato
    I'm just holding onto them.
[08:07] Minato
    Don't blame me if they're moldy.
[08:09] Rokkaku
    What?
[08:11] Rokkaku
    I'm glad.
[08:13] Rokkaku
    I thought you were avoiding me.
[08:19] Rokkaku
    Sorry! If I was wrong, then we're good!
[08:23] Rokkaku
    I'll contact you later. See ya!
[08:27] Minato
    He's as lively as ever.
[08:31] Tsuge/Id
    That's right. Even if it puts me at
    a disadvantage, I want Minato to smile.
[08:40] Minato
    It's protein supplements.
[08:42] Tsuge
    I'm hungry after that workout.
[08:45] Tsuge
    Should we get something to eat?
[08:54] Minato
    Thanks. You were right, Tsuge.
[09:00] Tsuge
    It's because you found
    the courage to talk to him.
[09:04] Minato/Id
    How does he know what I'm thinking?
[09:08] Minato/Id
    At first, I thought he was weird.
[09:11] Minato/Id
    But he's kind and surprisingly
    masculine sometimes.
[09:18] Minato/Id
    I feel like I can show Tsuge my weak side.
[09:25] Minato/Id
    I feel safe around him,
[09:28] Minato/Id
    like he's my dad.
[09:32] Tsuge/N
    I wished he could've at least seen me
    like an older brother instead.
[09:37] Minato
    I want Korean barbecue.
[09:39] Tsuge
    Eat as much as you'd like.
[09:47] Adachi
    Now Rokkaku's wandered off somewhere.
[09:50] Kurosawa
    I don't mind being alone with you.
[09:53] Adachi
    What are you...
[09:54] Rokkaku
    Sorry about that!
[09:56] Rokkaku
    What's going on here?
[09:58] Adachi
    Nothing!
[10:01] Director
    So Adachi programmed this system, huh?
[10:04] Director
    Since he joined the company,
    he's been diligent,
[10:06] Director
    but also a bit concerningly
    dense and invisible.
[10:10] Director
    Recently, though, he's become
    oddly sharp and useful.
[10:18] Director
    Adachi's still single, right?
[10:20] Asahina
    Yes.
[10:22] Director
    We'll be sending a few veteran employees
    to the new branch in Nagasaki.
[10:30] Director
    I think Adachi would be a good fit, don't you?
[10:46] Adachi/Id
    I told Kurosawa about my
    magic power, and ever since...
[10:51] Kurosawa
    Good morning.
[10:53] Kurosawa/Id
    Do you remember our date tonight?
[10:56] Rokkaku
    What'd you make that weird noise for?
[10:59] Adachi
    No reason.
[11:02] Adachi/Id
    Jerk.
[11:03] Kurosawa/Id
    Sorry.
[11:06] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm just so excited to go
    to a concert with you.
[11:09] Rokkaku
    Oh, right. How did yesterday's meeting go?
[11:13] Kurosawa
    Right.
[11:15] Kurosawa
    They said they need a little more data.
[11:18] Rokkaku
    I see.
[11:24] Adachi/Id
    Don't act like nothing happened.
[11:27] Kurosawa
    You're using the conditioner I gave you.
[11:30] Adachi
    I guess. It's good stuff.
[11:34] Kurosawa
    I'll see you later.
[11:36] Kurosawa/Id
    It smells nice. I knew it would suit you.
[11:42] Adachi/Id
    I feel like he's using it better than I do!
[11:45] Adachi/Id
    It's my magic power, damn it!
[11:50] Director
    Adachi, do you have a moment?
[11:55] Director
    Have a seat.
[11:57] Adachi/Id
    Crap. Did I screw something up?
[12:03] Adachi/Id
    The Sakueni Company
    documents aren't due yet.
[12:06] Adachi/Id
    Is it because I said something
    about the sales database last week?
[12:11] Adachi/Id
    Or did he find out about me and Kurosawa?
[12:13] Director
    Adachi! How dare you make
    a move on our star salesman!
[12:18] Adachi/Id
    No, he wouldn't meddle in my
    personal affairs like that.
[12:22] Director
    You've changed recently.
[12:25] Adachi
    What?
[12:26] Director
    I was worried about you
    since you're so dense and timid.
[12:33] Adachi/Id
    He doesn't mince words, does he?
[12:35] Director
    But you've changed since you started
    spending more time with Kurosawa.
[12:39] Director
    You've gotten sharper.
    Is it Kurosawa's influence?
[12:44] Adachi/Id
    Crap! He knows!
[12:48] Director
    You did well at the recent
    customer panel, too.
[12:49] Adachi/Id
    But wait, we haven't mentioned it at
    the office, so he can't know for certain.
[12:52] Director
    Plus, the system you designed was great.
[12:55] Director
    Everyone was singing
    your praises. Nicely done.
[12:55] Adachi/Id
    No, I don't know that for sure.
[13:00] Adachi/Id
    Damn it. This is why I told him
    to stop doing that at the office!
[13:04] Director
    Adachi.
[13:06] Adachi
    Sorry, sir! I won't do
    that at the office again!
[13:09] Director
    What?
[13:11] Adachi
    What?
[13:12] Director
    Well, you know, we're opening
    a new branch in Nagasaki.
[13:16] Director
    We'll be sending a few of our employees
    to work there for a while.
[13:22] Adachi
    What? Nagasaki?
[13:24] Director
    What do you think?
[13:25] Director
    Would you like to go, Adachi?
[13:29] Adachi
    In other words, you want me to transfer?
[13:33] Director
    Yes.
[13:36] Director
    It'll be our second Kyushu branch
    after the one in Fukuoka.
[13:40] Director
    In light of your recent performance,
    I thought you'd be a good fit.
[13:47] Director
    Nagasaki is nice. The climate is mild,
    and the food is good.
[13:52] Director
    It's not a bad offer. Think about it.
[14:01] Adachi/Id
    Seriously?
[14:02] Adachi/Id
    This offer is amazing, too.
[14:04] Adachi/Id
    It comes with a raise and housing allowance.
[14:07] Adachi
    I never thought I'd be
    offered anything like this.
[14:12] Adachi/Id
    This is all because of my
    magic power and Kurosawa.
[14:17] Adachi/Id
    But a transfer would mean being
    away from Kurosawa for a while.
[14:25] Adachi/Id
    Do your job, dummy!
[14:44] Adachi/Id
    I can't imagine leaving Kurosawa.
SIGN    Route Search Results
SIGN    Nagasaki
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Hide search results
SIGN    Departs 13:00
[14:53] Adachi/Id
    That's expensive, and it's a ten-hour trip?
[14:57] Adachi/Id
    That's too far to casually
    travel back and forth.
[15:01] Adachi/Id
    Is this what long-distance relationships
    are like? What is this, a drama?
[15:06] Rokkaku
    Adachi-san.
[15:07] Adachi
    Hey.
[15:08] Rokkaku
    Did you finish those documents
    for the Sakueni Company?
[15:11] Adachi
    I'll send them now.
[15:12] Rokkaku
    Thanks.
[15:12] Adachi/Id
    Crap. I gotta do my job.
[15:14] Adachi/Id
    I've got a date with Kurosawa later today.
[15:18] Adachi/Id
    We can talk about it later.
[15:20] Rokkaku
    Adachi-san, this is last year's
    data, not this year's.
[15:24] Adachi/Id
    Huh? What?
[15:32] Adachi/Id
    I may have been deep in thought,
    but that was a rookie mistake.
SIGN    Incoming Call
SIGN    Kurosawa
[15:39] Kurosawa
    Hello, Adachi?
[15:41] Kurosawa
    I just got off work and saw your message.
[15:44] Kurosawa
    You suddenly have to work
    overtime? Everything okay?
[15:45] Adachi
    Oh, yeah.
[15:48] Kurosawa
    Want me to head back to the office and help?
[15:50] Adachi
    No, it's fine. It was my mistake.
[15:53] Adachi
    Besides, Rokkaku's helping me.
[15:55] Kurosawa
    I see.
[15:56] Adachi
    Sorry. I know you finally got tickets for
    the concert you'd been wanting to go to.
[16:02] Adachi
    I'm really sorry.
[16:04] Kurosawa
    Don't worry about it.
[16:05] Adachi
    I'll make it up to you.
[16:07] Rokkaku
    Adachi-san, the images are ready!
[16:10] Adachi
    Thanks!
[16:13] Adachi
    Sorry. If you want, you can go by yourself.
[16:16] Kurosawa
    No, it's fine.
[16:19] Kurosawa
    I just wanted to go with you.
[16:22] Kurosawa
    We'll go another time.
[16:23] Adachi
    Okay. Got it. Talk to you later.
[16:28] Adachi/Id
    He's been looking forward to going forever.
[16:32] Adachi/Id
    I feel bad about doing this to Kurosawa.
[16:36] Adachi/Id
    I wonder if he's all right.
[16:38] Adachi/Id
    I get anxious when I can't see his face,
[16:42] Adachi/Id
    because he's good at pretending to be perfect.
[16:47] Adachi/Id
    If I transfer, we'll be
    spending all our time apart.
[16:51] Adachi/Id
    I'm too dense to know how Kurosawa
    feels without touching him.
[16:57] Asahina
    Huh?
[16:59] Asahina
    You're still here?
[17:03] Adachi
    Sorry. I made a mistake.
[17:06] Asahina
    Adachi, you're going to help establish
    the Nagasaki branch, right?
[17:10] Asahina
    Pull yourself together.
[17:12] Asahina
    Nagasaki, huh?
[17:14] Asahina
    Sounds nice.
[17:18] Adachi
    Asahina-san, do you have some time today?
[17:27] Kurosawa
    Good morning.
[17:28] Employee C
    Morning.
[17:29] Employee A
    Good morning.
[17:31] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi isn't here yet.
[17:34] Kurosawa/Id
    I hope he's not worried about yesterday.
[17:39] Asahina
    Hey, Kurosawa.
[17:41] Kurosawa
    Asahina-san, good morning.
[17:44] Kurosawa
    Are you hungover?
[17:45] Asahina
    Yeah. I haven't had
    that much to drink in a while.
[17:49] Asahina
    Adachi asked for my advice.
[17:51] Kurosawa
    What? Advice?
[17:54] Asahina
    Yeah. He wanted to know how
    to turn down the transfer.
[18:00] Asahina
    The director told me about it, too.
[18:03] Asahina
    I told Adachi it would be a shame not to go,
    since the director has high hopes for him.
[18:09] Asahina
    Come to think of it, you
    and Adachi are close, right?
[18:13] Asahina
    Has he told you anything?
[18:15] Kurosawa
    No, nothing.
[18:21] Adachi/Id
    I haven't had that much to drink in a while.
[18:24] Adachi/Id
    Asahina-san drinks more than I expected.
[18:29] (Flashback) Asahina
    I'll hear you out over drinks.
[18:33] (Flashback) Asahina
    Why don't you wait to decide
    until after you've checked it out?
[18:36] (Flashback) Asahina
    I'll do what I can for you in the meantime.
[18:39] Adachi/Id
    I'm not sure going there will change anything.
[18:46] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa?
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Hey.
    Can we talk after
     work today?
[18:48] Kurosawa
    "Hey. Can we talk after work today?"
[18:56] Adachi
    Kurosawa!
[18:58] Adachi
    Were you waiting long?
[19:00] Kurosawa
    It's fine.
[19:02] Adachi
    I'm sorry about yesterday!
    I know you were looking forward to it.
[19:05] Kurosawa
    You had to work. It can't be helped.
[19:08] Kurosawa
    Did you finish in time?
[19:09] Adachi
    Yeah, somehow.
[19:11] Kurosawa
    I see. That's good.
[19:14] Adachi
    We'll go to the next concert, okay?
[19:17] Kurosawa
    Okay.
[19:19] Adachi/Id
    Good. He's acting normal.
[19:22] Adachi/Id
    I finally feel at ease
    now that I've seen his face.
[19:26] Adachi/Id
    I could never consider
    being away from Kurosawa.
[19:31] Kurosawa
    Adachi.
[19:36] Kurosawa
    Are you really turning down
    the transfer to Nagasaki?
[19:41] Adachi
    H-How do you know about that?
[19:44] Kurosawa
    Asahina-san told me.
    He said you asked him for advice.
[19:48] Kurosawa
    He said he told you it'd be a shame not to go.
[19:52] Adachi
    I wouldn't be any good
    at the new branch, anyway...
[19:55] Kurosawa
    Why not?
[19:58] Adachi
    I mean, we just started dating.
[20:02] Kurosawa
    Why?
[20:04] Kurosawa
    Why would you make such
    an important decision by yourself?!
[20:10] Kurosawa
    I don't want to be away from you either,
[20:14] Kurosawa
    but helping to establish a new branch
    is a huge opportunity for you.
[20:19] Kurosawa
    If you reject this offer, you might
    never get another shot at success.
[20:23] Kurosawa
    You could've at least asked for my opinion!
[20:29] Kurosawa
    We're dating, aren't we?
[20:33] Kurosawa/Id
    Am I really that unreliable?
    Do you just not trust me?
[20:37] Adachi
    No, I—
[20:39] Adachi/Id
    No, he's right.
[20:42] Adachi/Id
    Feeling anxious because I can't
    touch Kurosawa and read his thoughts
[20:48] Adachi/Id
    is like telling him I don't trust him.
[20:53] Kurosawa
    Did you think I'd suggest we break up
    just because we'd be long-distance?
[20:59] Adachi/Id
    What should I say to him?
[21:02] Kurosawa/Id
    No matter the reason, I'd never say that.
[21:07] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa is angry and sad.
[21:12] Adachi/Id
    I've never experienced these emotions before.
[21:14] Adachi/Id
    I'm confused and don't know what to say.
[21:17] Adachi/Id
    I feel like anything I say would hurt him.
[21:24] Kurosawa
    Adachi.
[21:28] Kurosawa
    Unlike you, I don't know what
    you're thinking unless you tell me.
[23:25] Rokkaku
    Adachi-senpai's going
    to Nagasaki? Nagasaki?!
SIGN    Nagasaki
[23:28] Rokkaku
    Nagasaki's got chanpon, sara udon, castella cake,
    Turkish rice, shirokuma shaved ice—
SIGN    Chanpon
SIGN    Sara Udon
SIGN    Castella Cake
SIGN    Turkish Rice
SIGN    Shirokuma
[23:32] Adachi
    Hold on! Shirokuma shaved ice
    is from Kagoshima!
SIGN    Shirokuma
[23:35] Adachi
    No, wait. I don't have time to correct you!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 10
[23:37] Adachi
    Next time: Episode 10.

Season 1

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[00:00] Kurosawa
    Unlike you, I don't know what
    you're thinking unless you tell me.
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    Episode 10
[01:56] Minato
    So you're a romance novelist, huh?
[02:01] Tsuge
    How do you know that?
SIGN    Waltz
SIGN    Tsuge Masato
SIGN    New Book
    Tsuge Masato
    "Waltz"
[02:04] Minato
    I saw your newest book at the bookstore.
[02:11] Tsuge
    Did you read it?
[02:12] Minato
    Yeah.
[02:14] Minato
    The dancer the protagonist's in love with
[02:15] Minato
    was surprisingly cute despite
    his crappy personality.
[02:19] Minato
    I found it interesting.
[02:22] Tsuge
    I'm sorry.
[02:23] Minato
    Why are you apologizing?
[02:26] Minato
    You've published a lot of books, haven't you?
[02:29] Minato
    That's amazing. You're a real author.
[02:33] Tsuge
    I suppose.
[02:35] Minato
    Is there a trick to sticking
    with something for a long time?
[02:40] Tsuge
    A trick to sticking with something?
[02:43] Tsuge
    Maybe imagining the faces of my readers.
[02:50] Tsuge
    Without an audience,
    writing is meaningless nonsense.
[02:59] Minato
    Huh.
[03:00] Tsuge
    More importantly, don't you have
    an important dance audition tomorrow?
[03:06] Tsuge
    I'm impressed you made it to the semifinal.
[03:08] Minato
    Thanks.
[03:09] Minato
    This audition has a major sponsor.
    It's even being streamed.
[03:13] Minato
    And most of all, SHOWTA-san
    is one of the judges.
[03:16] Tsuge
    SHOWTA?
[03:17] Minato
    I danced with him just once during college.
[03:22] Minato
    He was insane.
[03:24] Minato
    To me, he's like a god.
[03:27] Minato
    He's the reason I'm trying
    to become a professional dancer.
[03:30] Tsuge
    I see.
[03:32] Tsuge
    So it's like having your novel
    judged by Dazai Osamu.
[03:37] Tsuge
    That would fire me up.
[03:38] Minato
    Huh? Yeah, I guess.
[03:41] Tsuge
    I'm sure you'll be fine.
[03:45] Tsuge
    I'll be rooting for you.
[03:54] Adachi/Id
    I couldn't sleep.
[04:02] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa's heavy voice
    is still ringing in my ears.
[04:07] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Are you really turning down
    the transfer to Nagasaki?
[04:12] (Flashback) Adachi
    H-How do you know about that?
[04:14] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Why would you make such
    an important decision by yourself?!
[04:21] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Did you think I'd suggest we break up
    just because we'd be long-distance?
[04:27] Kurosawa/Id
    No matter the reason, I'd never say that.
[04:34] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Unlike you, I don't know what
    you're thinking unless you tell me.
[04:45] Adachi
    I'm glad I'm not working today.
SIGN    Waltz
SIGN    Tsuge Masato
SIGN    Waltz
SIGN    Tsuge Masato
[04:59] Tsuge
    I see.
[05:01] Tsuge
    You're to blame here.
[05:03] Tsuge
    You asked someone other than
    your boyfriend for advice.
[05:09] Tsuge
    You didn't even tell him why you rejected
    the offer for fear of hurting him.
[05:13] Tsuge
    How else is he supposed to
    feel besides anxious?
[05:17] Tsuge
    He can't read your mind, unlike us.
[05:23] Adachi
    You're right.
[05:26] Tsuge
    I've been worried about you for a while.
[05:31] Tsuge
    Put positively, you're kind, but put negatively,
    because you have so little self-esteem,
[05:36] Tsuge
    if you could hear the thoughts
    of someone you like...
[05:42] Tsuge
    you'd probably end up acting to fulfill
    their desires without realizing it.
[05:49] Tsuge
    What will you do if you lose
    the ability to read minds?
[05:55] Adachi
    You're right. At some point,
[05:59] Adachi
    I started relying on this power too much.
[06:04] Adachi/Id
    Even if I can read Kurosawa's mind,
[06:07] Adachi/Id
    I'll never get anywhere
    unless I tell him how I truly feel.
[06:14] Adachi/Id
    This time, it's my turn
    to tell Kurosawa how I feel.
[06:23] Adachi
    But...
[06:25] Tsuge
    What?
[06:26] Adachi
    I know I have to tell him,
[06:29] Adachi
    but when the time comes,
    I can't find the words.
[06:35] Adachi
    That was the first time I experienced
    such messy feelings from Kurosawa.
[06:41] Tsuge
    You're serious about each other, aren't you?
[06:47] Adachi
    Yeah. I have to tell him, don't I?
[06:52] Adachi
    Maybe I could effectively
    express my feelings in a text.
[06:56] Adachi
    I'd feel relaxed typing out
    a message, too.
[06:58] Tsuge
    Actually, in that case,
[07:00] Tsuge
    there's another way.
SIGN    Dance Audition Semifinal
[07:15] Minato/Id
    SHOWTA-san's watching me.
[07:18] Minato/Id
    I'd better show him what I can do.
[07:21] Judge 1
    He's good.
[07:22] Judge 2
    Handsome, too.
[07:26] Showta
    That's enough.
[07:27] Showta
    You all fail. You can go now.
[07:32] Showta
    You, number 125.
[07:34] Minato
    Yes?
[07:36] Showta
    You've got skill...
[07:39] Showta
    but that's all.
[07:44] Announcer
    Unfortunately, 18 dancers
    have failed out of the semifinal.
[07:48] Announcer
    The winner of the audience vote
    in the upcoming consolation round
[07:52] Announcer
    will get another shot
    at appearing in the final.
[08:01] [SONG] Sign
    I watched the stream.
    I'll show up to support
    you next time.
[08:05] Mob
    Don't cry.
[08:06] Mob
    It's not over yet.
[08:07] Mob
    We'll do our best in the consolation round.
[08:10] Minato/Id
    They're so young. Are they in high school?
[08:14] Minato/Id
    Everyone around me was
    younger than me again.
[08:17] Rokkaku
    Minato.
[08:18] Minato
    Yuta, Hashiguchi.
[08:21] Minato
    Sorry. I didn't pass even though
    you showed up for me.
[08:25] Rokkaku
    Minato, you were on another level.
[08:28] Rokkaku
    I thought you had it in the bag.
[08:30] Hashiguchi
    Right? The audience vote is next, right?
[08:34] Hashiguchi
    We'll help.
[08:36] Rokkaku
    We'll tell everyone we can.
[08:37] Minato
    That'd be cheating.
[08:42] Minato
    It might be time to call it quits.
[08:44] Hashiguchi
    Minato...
[08:45] Rokkaku
    What? Hang in there, dude.
[08:48] Rokkaku
    I know. Should we go for drinks?
[08:51] Minato
    Sorry, but I'm working tonight.
[08:54] Rokkaku
    Aw, really?
[08:57] Minato
    Thank you.
[09:01] Minato
    Hashiguchi?
[09:04] Minato
    Right now? Yeah, I can talk.
[09:06] Hashiguchi
    Sorry. I wasn't sure if I should
    tell you this afternoon, but...
[09:13] Minato
    An office job?
[09:14] Hashiguchi
    A position suddenly opened up at my company.
[09:17] Hashiguchi
    We're looking for employees.
[09:19] Hashiguchi
    You're hard-working.
[09:21] Hashiguchi
    It's a small company,
    but the benefits are good.
[09:26] Hashiguchi
    I support your dancing dreams,
[09:29] Hashiguchi
    but I thought maybe you could
    at least meet the company president.
[09:38] President
    We have an employee dorm
    and provide housing assistance.
[09:41] Hashiguchi
    It'd be cool if we got a raise, too.
[09:43] President
    That depends on your
    performance, Hashiguchi-kun.
[09:47] Hashiguchi
    Of course it does.
[09:50] President
    I'll see you later, Wataya-kun.
[09:55] Minato
    It's a nice company.
[09:57] Minato
    The president seems really friendly.
[09:59] Hashiguchi
    Right? It's a bit far from the station, though.
[10:04] Hashiguchi
    Anyway, did you have time
    to come here today?
[10:08] Minato
    Today's the only day I'm not working.
[10:10] Minato
    I'll make it in time if I leave now.
[10:13] Tsuge
    Minato's dancing this evening.
[10:16] Tsuge
    If I leave now, I'll arrive a little early.
SIGN    Incoming Call
SIGN    Minato
[10:25] Tsuge
    Minato? I'm about to leave my apartment.
[10:29] Tsuge
    What? I don't have to come?
[10:32] Minato
    My scooter ran out of gas.
[10:36] Minato
    I'm still far from the station,
    and I doubt I'll make it in time,
[10:40] Minato
    so I figured, why bother?
[10:41] Tsuge
    Why have you lost your nerve?
[10:44] Minato
    I was clearly told at the last audition
[10:47] Minato
    that I've got skill, but that's all.
[10:51] Minato
    Everyone else is so young and talented,
[10:55] Minato
    and only one person will make it
    out of the consolation round.
[11:01] Minato
    Besides, my scooter's out of gas.
[11:05] Minato
    I figured this was God
    telling me to give up.
[11:09] Minato
    Sorry to disappoint when
    you've been so supportive.
[11:13] Tsuge
    What are you talking about?
[11:16] Tsuge
    Send me your current location.
[11:17] Tsuge
    I'll come get you.
[11:24] Minato
    Come get me? Does he have a license?
[11:32] Tsuge
    Minato!
[11:37] Tsuge
    I know how much this audition matters to you.
[11:40] Tsuge
    I know how much you practiced for it.
[11:45] (Flashback) Tsuge
    However, you don't truly
    want to give up yet, do you?!
[11:49] (Flashback) Tsuge
    You wouldn't practice until your shoes were
     falling apart if you actually wanted to stop.
[11:55] Tsuge
    Who cares if God is telling you to give up?!
[11:59] Tsuge
    What meaning do His words have
    when He just sits in the clouds above you?
[12:02] Tsuge
    I... I...
[12:06] Tsuge
    I believe you'll make your dream
    come true, as long as you don't give up!
[12:33] Minato
    Tsuge!
[12:33] Tsuge
    Just go!
[12:35] Minato
    Thanks! I'll go show 'em what I've got!
[12:44] Tsuge/Id
    I was freaking out, driving
    for the first time in a while.
[12:55] Minato/Id
    This audition is really high-level.
    I see pro dancers all over the place.
[13:05] Tsuge
    You don't truly want to give up yet, do you?!
[13:09] Minato/Id
    At first, I thought he was a weird guy.
[13:13] Minato/Id
    But he's always encouraged me
    when I've nearly lost heart.
[13:18] (Flashback) Tsuge
    I believe you'll make your dream
    come true, as long as you don't give up!
[13:24] Minato/Id
    I was so focused on passing the audition,
    I'd forgotten about the people watching me.
[13:31] Minato/Id
    On the other side of
    the cameras, the viewers,
[13:35] Minato/Id
    Yuta, Hashiguchi, and my
    dance buddies are watching me.
[13:39] Minato/Id
    Tsuge probably is, too.
[13:41] Announce
    It's time for the final block
    of the consolation round!
[13:44] Announce
    Entrant number 125, Wataya Minato!
[13:59] Rokkaku
    Congratulations, Minato!
[14:03] Rokkaku
    You totally crushed the competition in the
    consolation round and made it to the final!
[14:07] Rokkaku
    This is the most emotional
    I've been all year!
[14:10] Minato
    Yuta.
[14:12] Rokkaku
    SHOWTA-san complimented your dancing, too.
[14:15] Rokkaku
    I'm so happy for you.
[14:16] Minato
    It's because I had you guys watching me.
[14:32] Minato
    Tsuge.
[14:35] Minato
    Were you waiting for me?
[14:37] Tsuge
    Minato.
[14:39] Tsuge
    I'm glad. I'm so glad.
[14:44] Tsuge
    You worked so hard.
[14:46] Minato
    The audition isn't over yet.
    There's still the final.
[14:50] Tsuge
    I know, but still.
[14:55] Minato
    Why are you so nice to me?
[15:08] Tsuge
    Because... I have ulterior motives.
[15:13] Minato
    What?
[15:20] Tsuge
    In other words, I—
[15:21] Staff
    There you are.
[15:22] Staff
    I'm glad I found you, Wataya Minato-san.
[15:25] Staff
    The judges want to talk to you.
    Could you come back inside?
[15:29] Minato
    Oh, okay.
[15:34] Tsuge
    Don't worry about what I was
    going to say. Good luck in the final.
[15:47] Tsuge/N
    I learned Minato lost in the final
    of that dance audition
[15:52] Tsuge/N
    from something I saw online.
[16:20] Adachi/Id
    I'm sorry I couldn't express
    myself well the other day.
[16:23] Adachi/Id
    "Well?"
[16:25] Adachi/Id
    I'm sorry I couldn't express
    myself properly the other day.
[16:28] Adachi/Id
    I've never been any good
    at expressing my feelings, and...
[16:34] Adachi/Id
    That's not right.
SIGN    Away on Business
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    on Business
SIGN    usiness
SIGN    ss
[16:45] Rokkaku
    Huh? Kurosawa-san, I thought you
    were coming back tonight.
[16:50] Kurosawa
    My evening meeting was canceled,
    so I came back early.
[16:55] Rokkaku
    And you didn't head home?
    You're such a hard worker.
SIGN    Adachi: NBO Meeting
[17:05] Kurosawa/Id
    I cornered Adachi and
    showed him all my worst traits.
[17:13] Asahina
    Hey, Kurosawa. I'm glad you're here.
[17:18] Asahina
    I know you just got back, but could you
    attend the department meeting?
[17:21] Kurosawa
    Sure. I'll head there now.
[17:24] Asahina
    It's in meeting room A3.
SIGN    Adachi
SIGN    Hey.
    Can we talk after
    work today?
SIGN    No new messages
[17:37] Kurosawa/Id
    I can distract myself by keeping busy.
[17:44] [SONG] Sign
    I watched the stream.
    I'll show up to support
    you next time.
[17:44] [SONG] Sign
    Are you okay?
[17:46] Tsuge/Id
    It worries me that he
    hasn't even read my message.
[17:50] Tsuge/Id
    Is he all right?
[17:56] Deliveryman
    Stamp here, please.
[17:59] Tsuge
    Okay.
[18:01] Tsuge
    What happened to the young blond man
    who previously delivered to this address?
[18:06] Deliveryman
    Oh, sorry. I can't discuss
    personal information.
[18:11] Deliveryman/Id
    That's suspicious.
[18:13] Deliveryman/Id
    Is he stalking him?
[18:15] Deliveryman
    Thanks.
[18:18] Tsuge
    How rude.
[18:22] Tsuge/Id
    But generally speaking,
    that's the natural response
[18:27] Tsuge/Id
    to a 30-something man becoming
    attached to a young deliveryman.
[18:33] Tsuge/Id
    If Minato is deliberately avoiding me, then...
[18:33] [SONG] Sign
    I watched the stream.
    I'll show up to support
    you next time.
[18:33] [SONG] Sign
    Are you okay?
[18:36] (Flashback) Tsuge
    Because... I have ulterior motives.
[18:41] Tsuge/Id
    I'd forgotten since
    I was desperate at the time,
[18:44] Tsuge/Id
    but out of context, it wouldn't
    surprise me if he thought
[18:48] Tsuge/Id
    I was a pervert being kind to him
    for ulterior motives.
[18:52] Tsuge/Id
    That's how Minato looked at me then.
[18:57] Tsuge/Id
    Of course he's afraid of a man
    seven years older than him
[19:01] Tsuge/Id
    saying he has ulterior motives.
[19:03] Tsuge/Id
    I must resolve this
    misunderstanding immediately!
[19:07] Tsuge/Id
    But what if it's not a misunderstanding?
[19:11] Tsuge/Id
    What if my affection is so unwanted
    that he swapped delivery areas?
[19:18] Tsuge/Id
    I cannot intrude on
    Minato's life any further.
[19:25] Tsuge/Id
    My ability to read minds is meaningless
[19:28] Tsuge/Id
    if I can't even touch him,
    much less meet him.
[19:43] Rokkaku
    Good evening.
[19:44] Adachi
    Rokkaku, you're still here?
[19:46] Rokkaku
    I was about to leave.
SIGN    NBO Meeting
SIGN    Adachi
SIGN    O Meeting
SIGN    Meeting
SIGN    eeting
SIGN    ting
[19:50] Rokkaku
    Good night.
[19:52] Adachi
    Good night.
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Asahina
SIGN    Murakami
[19:55] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa...
[19:57] Adachi/Id
    He's back from his work trip.
[20:32] Narrator
    Breaking news.
SIGN    Breaking News
[20:35] Narrator
    The miraculous rookie dance unit will debut
    on the first day of SHOWTA's national tour.
[20:46] Tsuge/Id
    Minato.
[20:47] Narrator
    Trap Trick, coming soon.
[21:01] Tsuge/Id
    We were always from different worlds.
[21:06] Tsuge/Id
    Our personalities, our ages,
    our professions. The worlds we live in.
[21:13] Tsuge/Id
    We simply met briefly
    where our paths intersected.
[21:24] Tsuge
    Congratulations.
[21:32] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi's work trip starts today.
SIGN    Adachi
SIGN    Nagasaki Work Trip
SIGN    Demizu
SIGN    Arai
[21:36] Kurosawa/Id
    It'll be ten whole days.
[21:44] Adachi/Id
    I have to tell Kurosawa how I feel.
[21:50] Adachi/Id
    I have to tell him.
[23:26] Minato
    I felt like God was telling me to give up,
[23:29] Minato
    but Tsuge believed my dream would
    come true as long as I didn't,
[23:35] Minato
    so I...
[23:37] Minato
    Next time: Episode 11.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 11

Season 1

E11 - Untitled

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[00:06] Tsuge
    Congratulations.
[00:16] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi's work trip starts today.
SIGN    Adachi
SIGN    Nagasaki Work Trip
[00:20] Kurosawa/Id
    It'll be ten whole days.
[00:27] Adachi/Id
    I have to tell Kurosawa how I feel.
[00:33] Adachi/Id
    I have to tell him.
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Hey.
    Can we talk after
    work today?
SIGN    Adachi
[02:19] [Messenger] Sign
    No new messages
SIGN    Miyazaki
SIGN    Kumamoto
SIGN    Weather
SIGN    Kyushu
SIGN    Weather
SIGN    Fukuoka
SIGN    Saga
SIGN    Oita
SIGN    Nagasaki
SIGN    Kagoshima
SIGN    Saga
SIGN    Nagasaki
SIGN    Oita
[02:31] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Unlike you, I don't know what
    you're thinking unless you tell me.
[02:46] Kurosawa/Id
    Ever since that night,
[02:49] Kurosawa/Id
    I haven't been able to stop
    thinking about Adachi's face.
[02:52] Kurosawa/Id
    Why did I have to phrase it like that?
[02:56] Kurosawa/Id
    No.
[02:58] Kurosawa/Id
    My phrasing doesn't matter.
[03:00] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi always knows
    exactly what I'm thinking.
[03:05] Kurosawa/Id
    So he probably felt the selfish rage
    and jealousy I was feeling, too.
[03:13] Kurosawa/Id
    He seemed really frightened.
[03:17] Kurosawa/Id
    I was so happy he fell for me even
    after hearing all my thoughts
[03:23] Kurosawa/Id
    that I took him for granted.
[03:25] Kurosawa/Id
    Even though we're dating, I have
    no right to dictate Adachi's choices.
[03:34] Kurosawa/Id
    I kept thinking about apologizing
    to him but couldn't do it.
[03:43] Kurosawa/Id
    We haven't met up due to business trips
[03:44] Kurosawa/Id
    and my working outside the office.
SIGN    Adachi
SIGN    Nagasaki Work Trip
[03:49] Kurosawa/Id
    No, that's not it.
[03:52] Kurosawa/Id
    It's because I'm afraid
    Adachi will leave me.
SIGN    Kurosawa Yuichi-sama
SIGN    Adachi Kiyoshi
[04:06] Kurosawa
    Adachi?
[04:11] Adachi/Id
    "Dear Kurosawa,
[04:13] Adachi/Id
    I'm not good with words,
[04:18] Adachi/Id
    but a text felt too casual,
    so I decided to write a letter.
[04:23] Adachi/Id
    I'm currently at a hotel in Nagasaki.
[04:26] Adachi/Id
    I'm sorry I didn't consult you
    about the transfer.
[04:31] Adachi/Id
    At some point, I began
    relying on my power too much.
[04:36] Adachi/Id
    I felt anxious not knowing what you were
    thinking when I couldn't hear your thoughts.
[04:42] Adachi/Id
    I was afraid of being away from you.
[04:49] Adachi/Id
    I'm sorry I was such an anxious coward
    when you poured your heart out to me.
[04:56] Adachi/Id
    But there's one thing I hope you believe.
[05:00] Adachi/Id
    I love you so much that being away
    from you makes me anxious."
[05:09] Kurosawa
    We'll talk when you get back,
[05:15] Kurosawa
    Adachi.
[05:19] Adachi/Id
    I wonder if Kurosawa already read my letter.
[05:23] Adachi/Id
    Come to think of it, that's the first time
    I told someone I loved them in a letter.
[05:28] (Flashback) Tsuge
    You should send him a hand-written letter.
[05:30] (Flashback) Tsuge
    Then you won't have to hear his thoughts,
    and it'll convey more meaning than a text.
[05:35] Adachi
    A letter, huh?
[05:39] Adachi/Id
    My first love letter at 30 years old...
[05:43] Kusumoto
    Sorry you have to work on a Sunday.
[05:46] Adachi
    It's fine. I'm on a business trip, anyway.
[05:49] Adachi
    And you're working, too, Kusumoto-san.
[05:51] Kusumoto
    I've been working non-stop since I'm in charge
    of the opening of the Nagasaki branch.
[05:57] Kusumoto
    This way.
[06:03] Adachi
    This place is huge.
[06:04] Kusumoto
    The Toyokawa in the city center
    has lots of small to mid-sized shops
[06:07] Kusumoto
    in and around the station,
[06:09] Kusumoto
    but since the Nagasaki branch
    is farther from the station,
[06:12] Kusumoto
    we have more space to work with.
[06:15] Adachi
    Then we'll need a different
    product rollout, too.
[06:19] Kusumoto
    Exactly.
[06:21] Kusumoto
    Shopping malls have a broad
    customer base and parking lots,
[06:24] Kusumoto
    so we can offer large products, too.
[06:28] Adachi
    This much space has a lot of potential.
[06:31] Adachi
    We could create accessible
    experience spaces,
[06:34] Adachi
    put up seasonal displays
    for sharing on social media,
[06:38] Adachi
    and run collaborations with local shops.
[06:40] Adachi
    A community-based store
    could be fun, too.
[06:44] Adachi
    Oh...
[06:45] Kusumoto
    You seem rather motivated, Adachi-san!
[06:48] Adachi
    I don't know about that.
[06:49] Kusumoto
    It's a good thing!
[06:51] Kusumoto
    Let's keep sharing our ideas.
    I'm counting on you.
[06:56] Kusumoto
    Let's start at the entrance.
[06:58] Kusumoto
    Considering the flow of traffic, we should
    put Gen Z-oriented product shelves here...
[07:00] Adachi/Id
    The old me wouldn't have been this positive.
[07:05] Adachi/Id
    Is this Kurosawa's influence, too? Wait.
[07:10] Adachi/Id
    Even though we're apart,
    I keep thinking about Kurosawa.
[07:36] Tsuge
    I'm an author.
[07:41] Tsuge
    I'll turn my unrequited feelings into a novel.
SIGN    With the cautious eyes of a cat, the man|
SIGN    With the cautious eyes of a cat, the man|
SIGN    With the cautious eyes of a cat,|
SIGN    With the cautious eyes of a cat|
SIGN    With the cautious eyes of a|
SIGN    With the cautious eyes of|
SIGN    With the cautious eyes|
SIGN    With the cautious|
SIGN    With the cautio|
SIGN    With the caut|
SIGN    With the ca|
SIGN    With the|
SIGN    With th|
SIGN    With t|
SIGN    With|
SIGN    Wit|
SIGN    Wi|
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[08:03] Tsuge/Id
    In the end, I failed to find
    any words to describe Minato.
[08:20] Member A
    Nice work out there!
[08:22] Minato
    You, too!
[08:23] Member A
    Day one was a blast.
[08:26] Minato
    It was sick!
[08:27] Member C
    The view from the stage was awesome!
[08:31] Staff
    Minato-kun.
[08:32] Minato
    Yes?
[08:33] Staff
    Gift for you.
[08:36] Minato
    For me?
[08:37] Staff
    Someone left it at reception
    for you after the performance.
[08:42] Member A
    Wow!
[08:43] Member C
    Your first fan!
[08:44] Minato
    I wonder what it is.
[08:50] Minato
    Who was the one who left this?
[08:53] Staff
    I think it was a tall man wearing glasses.
[09:02] Minato
    Sorry. I've gotta go!
[09:05] Staff
    What? Minato-kun?
[09:21] Tsuge/Id
    I know I need to get over it,
    but I couldn't help showing up.
[09:31] Tsuge/Id
    I'm glad Minato's dream came true.
[09:43] Tsuge
    Who's calling? I'm busy
    wallowing in my misery.
SIGN    Minato
SIGN    Decline
SIGN    Answer
[09:49] Tsuge
    What? Minato? But why?
[09:52] Tsuge
    No, who cares why? I should answer quickly.
[09:56] Tsuge
    Hello?
[09:57] Minato
    Tsuge, where are you?!
[09:59] Tsuge
    What?
[10:00] Minato
    You came to the concert, didn't you?
[10:01] Tsuge
    Sorry, but I already—
[10:03] Minato
    I don't care! Just tell me
    where you are and stay put!
[10:19] Tsuge
    Minato, I'm sorry you had to
    come all the way out here.
[10:24] Minato
    I knew it.
[10:26] Minato
    You're the one who gave me those shoes.
[10:34] Minato
    I'm sorry I ignored your messages.
[10:41] Minato
    After I failed the final
    round of the audition,
[10:44] Minato
    SHOWTA-san invited me to join
    a group he was putting together.
[10:51] Minato
    I couldn't tell you since it was last-minute,
    and the group itself was a secret.
[10:59] Tsuge
    I see.
[11:03] Tsuge
    Congratulations.
    I'm glad your dream came true.
[11:10] Minato
    Sorry.
[11:14] Minato
    The truth is...
[11:17] Minato
    I didn't know how to respond
    to your ulterior motives,
[11:22] Minato
    whether they were some trick
    or genuine affection.
SIGN    Chats
SIGN    Calico Cats
SIGN    Rokkaku
SIGN    Tsuge Masato
SIGN    Nice Japan
SIGN    Dance Studio Door
SIGN    Sports Mart
[11:28] Minato
    I didn't know how to interact with you.
[11:31] Minato
    I wasn't sure how I felt about it...
SIGN    Nice Japan
SIGN    Tsuge Masato
SIGN    Dance Studio Door
SIGN    Nice Japan
SIGN    Tsuge Masato
SIGN    Dance Studio Door
SIGN    Sports Mart
SIGN    Tsuge Masato
SIGN    Dance Studio Door
SIGN    Sports Mart
SIGN    Nice Japan
SIGN    Tsuge Masato
SIGN    Dance Studio Door
SIGN    Sports Mart
SIGN    Tsuge Masato
SIGN    Dance Studio Door
SIGN    Sports Mart
SIGN    Tsuge Masato
SIGN    Dance Studio Door
SIGN    Sports Mart
[11:39] Minato
    so I couldn't text you.
[11:43] Minato
    So...
[11:52] Tsuge/Id
    Minato followed me all the way here.
[11:56] Tsuge/Id
    As a sensible adult,
    I should tell him I misspoke.
[12:02] Tsuge/Id
    That I simply support him.
[12:08] Tsuge/Id
    At first,
[12:11] Tsuge/Id
    I thought he was just some punk deliveryman
[12:15] Tsuge/Id
    with a curt and foul mouth.
[12:19] Tsuge/Id
    However...
[12:29] Tsuge
    I'm sorry. I meant what I said.
[12:35] Tsuge
    I was kind to you because
    I wanted you to like me.
[12:39] Tsuge
    The dancer in the book you read
    was modeled after you.
[12:44] Tsuge
    I'm sorry I didn't ask you
    before writing that.
[12:46] Tsuge
    I won't do it again.
[12:51] Tsuge
    Until now, I thought my feelings would
    never be reciprocated even if I fell in love.
[12:57] Tsuge
    I resolved my feelings by writing
    books about the people I fell for.
[13:08] Tsuge
    After all, all romances
    are possible within stories,
[13:12] Tsuge
    and there's no chance of me getting hurt.
[13:15] Tsuge
    But after meeting you,
[13:20] Tsuge
    that wasn't enough anymore.
[13:25] Tsuge
    No story compares to the real you.
[13:32] Tsuge
    Minato.
[13:35] Tsuge
    I'm in love with you.
[13:51] Tsuge
    No story compares to the real you.
[13:56] Tsuge
    Minato.
[13:59] Tsuge
    I'm in love with you.
[14:09] Tsuge
    I'm sorry this is so sudden.
[14:12] Tsuge
    This is an important time for you,
    and I doubt we'll meet again.
[14:16] Minato
    Hey, wait!
[14:18] Minato
    Don't give up yet.
[14:20] Minato
    Don't resolve this by yourself!
[14:23] Minato
    Have you forgotten what you said?
[14:26] Minato
    Don't give up!
[14:27] Tsuge
    I...
[14:33] Minato
    At first, I thought you
    were just some weird guy.
[14:38] Minato
    But, it was always...
[14:41] Minato
    Whenever I was about to lose heart,
[14:45] Minato
    you always encouraged me.
[14:49] Minato
    I danced at the audition
    because I wanted you to see me.
[14:54] Minato
    So... don't just disappear on me
    without saying anything.
[15:03] Minato
    Oh, c'mon! Can't you figure it out?!
[15:06] Minato
    Aren't you a romance novelist?!
[15:12] Minato
    Hey! Are you okay?
[15:15] Tsuge
    Yes.
[15:19] Tsuge
    May I...
[15:23] Tsuge
    May I hug you?
[15:26] Minato
    "May I?"
[15:38] Minato
    You don't have to ask for permission, idiot.
[15:46] Tsuge/Id
    Until now, I've written
    countless romance novels,
[15:51] Tsuge/Id
    but reality doesn't have answers or plots.
[15:54] Tsuge/Id
    Love makes fools of us all.
[15:58] Tsuge/Id
    And that probably isn't a bad thing.
[16:10] Adachi/Id
    Until I turned 30, I'd never dated anyone
    and was still a virgin.
[16:17] Adachi/Id
    I thought it'd be a miracle if I ever fell
    in love with someone who loved me back.
[16:27] Adachi/Id
    And Kurosawa, the first person
    to fall in love with me...
[16:32] Adachi/Id
    He's a man, more built than me,
[16:36] Adachi/Id
    and freaks out internally
    even though he typically acts calm.
[16:39] Kurosawa
    We're so close! I'm so happy!
[16:42] Kurosawa
    I never knew his handwriting
    was so cute, either. Lucky me!
[16:46] Adachi/Id
    It was so unexpected,
    I was honestly kind of scared.
[16:50] Adachi/Id
    But strangely, since the first time I heard
    his thoughts, I've never disliked them.
[16:58] Adachi/Id
    Because Kurosawa has always been
[17:03] Adachi/Id
    sincere about his feelings.
[17:15] Adachi
    Kurosawa?!
[17:17] Kurosawa
    Adachi!
[17:21] Kurosawa
    Sorry. I know this is sudden.
[17:22] Adachi
    It's okay.
[17:24] Adachi
    You're soaked. Come inside.
[17:31] Adachi
    Now I'm drenched, too.
[17:33] Kurosawa
    Sorry for suddenly showing up.
[17:35] Adachi
    It's fine. Just get in the bath.
[17:37] Kurosawa
    What? You first.
[17:39] Adachi
    What are you talking about?
[17:40] Adachi
    You're colder than me.
[17:47] Kurosawa
    Adachi, what—
[17:49] Adachi
    What choice do I have?
    You won't listen to me.
[17:54] Kurosawa
    I'm really sorry for
    showing up out of the blue.
[18:00] Kurosawa
    After reading your letter,
    I just had to see your face.
[18:05] Adachi
    Kurosawa...
[18:07] Kurosawa
    I want to hear you say it.
[18:11] Adachi
    H-Hear me?
[18:19] Kurosawa
    I wish I had magic powers, too.
[18:28] Kurosawa
    Then I'd know what you're thinking.
[18:34] Adachi/Id
    It doesn't matter
    if I can't say it eloquently.
[18:37] Adachi/Id
    I just have to tell him.
[18:40] Adachi
    Your eyelashes are really long, Kurosawa.
[18:44] Adachi
    I'd thought you were handsome
    since I started working here,
[18:48] Adachi
    but I'm amazed that I find you
    even more handsome now.
[18:54] Adachi
    It's cool that you don't let on
    how much research you do
[18:59] Adachi
    or how hard you work for your job.
[19:02] Adachi
    I've never heard you speak
    poorly of anyone, either.
[19:06] Adachi
    Also, even though you're normally calm,
    your thoughts are so excited.
[19:12] Adachi
    I thought you were a perfect person,
[19:17] Adachi
    but surprisingly, your expressions
    show on your face,
[19:20] Adachi
    and you have a narrow-minded
    and jealous streak.
[19:24] Adachi
    And sometimes, when you're trying hard to
    act cool, you end up looking lame instead.
[19:33] Adachi
    I think it's cute.
[19:36] Kurosawa
    What? Where did this come from?
[19:38] Adachi
    What do you mean? They're
    the things I like about you.
[19:43] Adachi/Id
    And that's not even a tenth of all
    the thoughts Kurosawa's shared with me.
[19:52] Adachi
    Also—
[19:53] Kurosawa
    Wait, wait, wait!
[19:55] Kurosawa/Id
    I can't!
[19:57] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm so happy—more like so surprised that
    I can't remember everything he's saying!
[20:01] Kurosawa/Id
    What a waste! I wish I could record this!
[20:04] Kurosawa/Id
    No, I want him to tell me again.
[20:08] Adachi/Id
    I can feel his unbearable joy and
    embarrassment through his fingers.
[20:16] Adachi/Id
    How can I express
    the affection I have for him?
[20:22] Adachi/Id
    Words aren't enough.
[20:26] Adachi/Id
    Words aren't enough to convey how I feel.
[20:30] Adachi
    Just as I've been touching your heart,
[20:35] Adachi
    I want you to touch mine.
[20:47] Kurosawa
    Ada—
SIGN    Rain
[23:26] Adachi
    It's raining tonight,
    and we're alone together.
SIGN    Night
SIGN    Together
[23:32] Adachi
    Kurosawa...
[23:34] Kurosawa
    Adachi...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 12
[23:36] Adachi
    Next time: Episode 12.

Season 1

E12 - Untitled

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SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    Episode 12
[01:45] Adachi/Id
    Oh, right. Yesterday Kurosawa
    came all the way to Nagasaki, and...
[01:51] Adachi/Id
    We finally did it!
[01:56] Adachi/Id
    I could hear his thoughts the whole time.
[01:59] Adachi/Id
    I thought I was gonna die of embarrassment!
[02:03] Adachi/Id
    Until now, I felt anxious if
    I couldn't hear Kurosawa's thoughts
[02:07] Adachi/Id
    and know what he was thinking.
[02:12] Adachi/Id
    But now, even if we're apart, we'll be okay.
[02:18] Kurosawa
    Good morning.
[02:22] Kurosawa
    Let's stay in bed a little longer.
[02:28] Adachi
    Yeah.
[02:34] Adachi
    Kurosawa, wake up! Touch me!
[02:38] Kurosawa
    What? You're awfully aggressive
    first thing in the morning.
[02:42] Adachi
    Not like that!
[02:46] Adachi
    Okay, now think about something.
[02:50] Adachi
    What did you just think about?
[02:52] Kurosawa
    That I must be in heaven, because
    I was just woken up by an angel.
[02:57] Kurosawa
    Marshmallow cheeks.
[02:59] Adachi
    You just woke up, and you're still on point.
[03:01] Adachi
    No, wait. I can't hear
    your thoughts anymore.
[03:09] Adachi/Id
    Why? Is it because I slept with Kurosawa?
[03:14] Adachi/Id
    I thought I became a wizard because
    I was still a virgin when I turned 30, but...
[03:19] Adachi/Id
    Was I wrong?
[03:22] Adachi/Id
    Is my definition of virginity wrong?
[03:25] Adachi/Id
    Or is it something else?
[03:27] Adachi/Id
    Why is this happening?!
    What's happening to me?!
[03:30] Kurosawa
    Adachi, want some coffee?
[03:40] Kurosawa
    Have you calmed down?
[03:41] Adachi
    Sorry. I got confused.
[03:44] Adachi
    I didn't think I'd suddenly
    lose my magic power.
[03:49] Kurosawa
    The ability to read minds
    is certainly amazing.
[03:53] Kurosawa
    You got to hear all my thoughts.
[03:56] Kurosawa
    My ulterior motives, my jealousy,
    and my wild fantasies...
[04:03] Kurosawa
    I'm really glad you fell in love with me,
[04:07] Kurosawa
    despite seeing all the dirty
    and stupid parts of me,
[04:12] Kurosawa
    and I'm grateful to your power.
[04:14] Adachi
    What do you...?
[04:15] Kurosawa
    But...
[04:17] Kurosawa
    It wasn't your magic power
    that first touched my heart.
[04:27] Kurosawa
    It was your words.
[04:31] Kurosawa
    Or do you regret sleeping with me?
[04:36] Adachi
    No! I don't regret it! Not one bit!
[04:42] Adachi
    I felt so deeply in love with you
    that I couldn't express it in words, so...
[04:51] Adachi
    Until now, I was afraid of not knowing what
    you were thinking when I wasn't touching you.
[04:57] Adachi
    But now, if I ever get anxious,
    I'll use my words.
[05:03] Adachi
    I know we can touch and be touched
    to confirm how the other feels.
[05:08] Adachi
    That's it.
[05:09] Adachi
    I finally figured it out.
[05:12] Adachi
    It's because I felt like I'd be okay
    with you even without my power.
[05:18] Adachi
    That must be why I lost my power!
[05:29] Kurosawa
    That's a killer pickup line.
[05:32] Kurosawa
    How do you always do that, Adachi?
[05:36] Kurosawa
    No fair. You're way more charming than me.
[05:42] Kurosawa
    Until now, I tried to be perfect.
[05:46] Kurosawa
    But then I fell for you.
[05:50] Kurosawa
    Little things made my heart race
    and made me desperate.
[05:55] Kurosawa
    I embarrassed myself plenty, too.
[06:00] Kurosawa
    When I'm around you,
    I'm incapable of being perfect.
[06:07] Kurosawa
    But for some reason, I don't
    hate that version of myself.
[06:12] Adachi
    Kurosawa...
[06:14] Kurosawa
    I think I'd go crazy if I fell
    any more in love with you.
[06:19] Adachi
    We can't have you acting any crazier.
[06:22] Kurosawa
    Hey.
[06:23] Kurosawa
    Huh? I can't stop crying.
[06:34] Kurosawa
    Do you know what I'm thinking right now?
[06:37] Adachi
    I told you, I can't read your mind anymore.
[06:40] Kurosawa
    Liar. You can tell, can't you?
[06:43] Adachi
    Use your words.
[06:44] Kurosawa
    I want you to guess.
[07:00] Adachi
    It's so quiet when
    I can't hear your thoughts.
[07:03] Kurosawa
    Do you want me to say
    all my thoughts out loud?
[07:05] Adachi
    No, I'm good.
[07:07] Adachi
    Now that I can't hear your thoughts,
[07:11] Adachi
    your warmth and smell seem
    even stronger than before.
[07:18] Kurosawa
    Adachi, that's too much for—
[07:22] Adachi
    It's time for your flight!
SIGN    Stop Alarm
SIGN    Alarm
SIGN    Snooze
SIGN    Stop Alarm
[07:26] Kurosawa
    Crap.
[07:28] Adachi
    Aren't you on the first flight?
[07:29] Kurosawa
    Ugh, this sucks. I don't want to leave.
[07:33] Adachi
    Also, about the transfer...
[07:36] Kurosawa
    We'll talk about it when you get back.
[07:37] Kurosawa
    Is my place okay?
[07:39] Adachi
    Sure.
[07:40] Kurosawa
    Then I'll see you later.
[07:42] Adachi
    Yeah.
[07:45] Adachi/Id
    I'd better think on it carefully
    so I don't regret my choice.
[07:49] Adachi
    What is it?
[07:53] Kurosawa
    I forgot something.
[07:56] Adachi/Id
    That idiot.
[07:59] Adachi/Id
    He's eroding my determination.
[08:27] Kurosawa
    Welcome back!
[08:33] Adachi
    That was delicious.
[08:35] Adachi
    Thanks.
[08:36] Kurosawa
    I just used what I had lying around.
[08:38] Adachi
    That's plenty.
[08:43] Adachi
    Listen, I'm thinking about
    accepting the transfer offer.
[08:47] Kurosawa
    Okay.
[08:50] Adachi
    At first, I wasn't interested in much
    beyond the compensation,
[08:55] Adachi
    but then I saw the totally empty store.
[08:59] Adachi
    I don't really get it, but the idea
[09:02] Adachi
    that I'd get to build something
    from nothing got me excited.
[09:06] Adachi
    It'll be my first time opening a new store,
    so honestly, I'm a little anxious.
[09:10] Kurosawa
    You'll be fine.
[09:15] Adachi
    Thanks.
[09:17] Kurosawa
    Why are you thanking me?
[09:19] Kurosawa
    I didn't do anything.
[09:22] Adachi
    After going to Nagasaki,
    I realized something.
[09:26] Adachi
    The reason I've become so
    proactive is because of you.
[09:32] Adachi
    Your thoughts have been making me
    more confident this whole time.
[09:38] Adachi
    I'll miss you while I'm gone, but
    I'm just launching a new store.
[09:43] Adachi
    I could be back within a year
    at the earliest.
[09:47] Kurosawa
    Okay.
[09:52] Director
    I see. So you'll go to Nagasaki?
[09:56] Adachi
    Yes, sir.
[09:57] Director
    I know you'll be busy, but this is
    a crucial moment for our company.
[10:03] Director
    We're counting on you.
[10:04] Adachi
    I'll do my best.
[10:08] Adachi/Id
    I'll be away from Kurosawa for a while.
[10:12] Adachi/Id
    I'd be lying if I said I wasn't
    anxious about it, but...
[10:18] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    You'll be fine.
[10:21] Adachi/Id
    I need to do my best. All right!
[10:29] Tsuge
    Adachi, do you want your books in this box?
[10:33] Adachi
    Yeah, just throw them in wherever.
[10:38] Adachi
    I appreciate you coming over
    to help on a weekday, Tsuge.
[10:43] Tsuge
    Don't worry about it.
[10:45] Kurosawa/Id
    I wish I could've helped him.
SIGN    Kurosawa is at work
[10:48] Tsuge
    Anyway, I can't believe
    you're actually transferring.
[10:51] Adachi
    Well, it's technically a promotion.
    Plus, I might not get another chance like this.
[10:57] Adachi
    I made my decision after
    talking it over with Kurosawa,
[11:00] Adachi
    and I couldn't have done it
    without your encouragement, too.
[11:04] Adachi
    Thanks.
[11:06] Tsuge
    I've done nothing to deserve your gratitude.
[11:11] Adachi
    Sounds like you.
[11:13] Tsuge/Id
    He's got tape stuck to him.
[11:15] Adachi/Id
    Maybe I should tell Tsuge
    I'm not a wizard anymore.
[11:20] Adachi/Id
    No, maybe it's weird
    to specifically mention it.
[11:25] Tsuge
    Sorry. I wasn't going to ask, but...
[11:28] Adachi
    What? Uh...
[11:32] Tsuge
    I won't ask for details,
    but either way, I'm happy for you.
[11:37] Adachi
    Thanks.
[11:38] Tsuge/Id
    Still, Adachi's changed.
[11:42] Tsuge/Id
    At first, he was bewildered
    by his partner's affection.
[11:46] Tsuge/Id
    But now he takes his hand.
[11:51] Tsuge/Id
    He's decided to date him
    without relying on magic.
[11:57] Tsuge/Id
    I should also steel my resolve.
[12:04] Tsuge/Id
    Will I lose my power someday, too?!
[12:18] Adachi/Id
    It's been a month since
    I transferred to Nagasaki.
[12:21] Adachi/Id
    I'm way busier every day than I expected.
[12:27] Adachi
    Hello, this is the Toyokawa Nagasaki branch.
[12:30] Adachi
    Oh, uh, yes.
[12:33] Adachi
    Kusumoto-san, what should we do?
[12:36] Adachi
    The wallpaper won't arrive in time.
[12:39] Kusumoto
    I'll ask a local supplier if they have
    anything available right away.
[12:43] President
    You need it by the 15th?
    No one told me that.
[12:46] Adachi
    I'm sorry. I believe I sent an email—
[12:50] President
    We're analog, you know.
[12:52] Kusumoto
    I'm sorry. We'll send a fax next time.
[12:57] Male Employee
    Watanabe-san keeps smoking
    in the break room.
[13:00] Male Employee
    Could you ask him to stop?
[13:02] Adachi
    Uh, but I just talked to him
     about it yesterday.
[13:07] Kusumoto
    We'll build a smoking area
    right away. Hold on until then.
[13:11] Adachi/Id
    It's one problem after another.
[13:14] Adachi/Id
    Kusumoto-san has been
    helping me with everything.
[13:18] Director
    I see. So Adachi's struggling.
[13:21] Asahina
    I heard he's having a rather difficult time.
[13:23] Director
    Well, he's in an unfamiliar place,
    and it's his first time opening a new store.
[13:30] Asahina
    Yes, but I'm sure he can handle it.
[13:33] Director
    Right. I have high hopes for Adachi, too.
[13:37] Asahina
    Yes, sir.
[13:39] Kurosawa/Id
    Struggling? Adachi...
[13:43] Rokkaku
    You shouldn't be here, Kurosawa-san.
[13:45] Kurosawa
    What?
[13:46] Rokkaku
    You don't have to force yourself
    to come into the office.
[13:49] Rokkaku
    They say summer colds can take a turn
    for the worse if you're not careful.
[13:52] Kurosawa
    Oh, I'm totally fine now.
[13:55] Rokkaku
    Kurosawa-san!
[13:57] Fujisaki/Id
    I wonder if Kurosawa-san's under the weather
[14:00] Fujisaki/Id
    because he's worried about
    Adachi-san's transfer.
[14:03] Fujisaki/Id
    But they say absence makes
    the heart grow fonder.
[14:07] Fujisaki/Id
    KuroAda, hang in there!
[14:21] Adachi/Id
    Crap.
[14:26] Adachi/Id
    I'm definitely gonna fall asleep like this.
[14:29] Adachi/Id
    I need to put the documents together.
[14:32] Adachi/Id
    There's so much to be done
    to open a new store.
[14:38] Adachi/Id
    I'm being treated like the leader
    just because I'm from the main branch,
[14:42] Adachi/Id
    but all I can do is fiddle with systems.
[14:44] Adachi/Id
    I'm not any use in an actual store.
[14:47] Adachi/Id
    And it's rough that people probably think
    Kusumoto-san is better suited to being a leader
[14:52] Adachi/Id
    given his experience
    and communication skills.
[14:57] Adachi/Id
    Man, I just need to pull myself together.
[15:12] Adachi
    It's raining.
[15:16] Adachi/Id
    I miss Kurosawa.
[15:20] Adachi/Id
    But back in Tokyo, there were
    plenty of times when we couldn't meet
[15:25] Adachi/Id
    even after we started dating.
[15:29] Asahina
    I heard he's having a rather difficult time.
SIGN    Are you okay?
SIGN    I'm fine.
    Looking forward to opening day!
[15:34] Kurosawa/Id
    It didn't seem like he was struggling.
[15:40] Kurosawa/Id
    Did Adachi not tell me so I wouldn't worry?
[15:47] Kurosawa/Id
    What should I write?
SIGN    I'm fine now. Still a bit of a cough.
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    I'm fine now. Still a bit of a cough.
SIGN    How's your cold?
SIGN    I'm fine now. Still a bit of a cough.
SIGN    How's your cold?
SIGN    How's your cold?
SIGN    I'm fine now. Still a bit of a cough.
SIGN    How's your cold?
SIGN    I'm fine now. Still a bit of a cough.
[15:58] Adachi/Id
    He sent this message yesterday.
[16:00] Adachi/Id
    I wonder if he's really getting over his cold.
[16:04] Adachi/Id
    What if he's—
SIGN    Went to work today.
SIGN    Kurosawa
[16:07] Adachi/Id
    Hey, that's great.
SIGN    Hey, that's great!!
[16:11] Adachi/Id
    But if he were really sick
    and ended up in the hospital,
[16:17] Adachi/Id
    I probably wouldn't hear about it.
[16:21] Adachi/Id
    Nobody knows about our relationship.
[16:26] Adachi/Id
    It's unstable.
[16:29] Kurosawa/Id
    Why does this make me anxious?
[16:34] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi told me we'd be okay together.
[16:40] Adachi/Id
    I can't leave things like this.
[16:42] Adachi/Id
    What can I do for Kurosawa?
SIGN    Yamada Printing
[16:53] Adachi
    Let's bring these displays
    directly to the shop.
[16:57] Kusumoto
    Got it. I'm glad we got them in time
    for this weekend's opening.
[17:01] Adachi
    Thank you for finding a good supplier.
[17:06] Kusumoto
    Not at all. I've always worked in this area.
[17:10] Kusumoto
    Besides, I'm glad you noticed
    the misprint just in time.
[17:14] Adachi
    Oh...
[17:16] Adachi
    I had a junior who made a lot of typos.
[17:22] Kusumoto
    Now that work has wrapped up,
    why don't we go drinking tonight?
[17:26] Adachi
    Oh, I'm sorry. I'm actually taking
    the afternoon off.
[17:31] Adachi
    I've got to take care of something.
[17:33] Adachi/Id
    For me, it's the most
    important matter of my life.
[17:39] Adachi/Id
    I can't wait. Not one moment more.
[17:42] Adachi/Id
    If this were a fairy tale,
[17:43] Adachi/Id
    now that the magic's ended,
    we'd live happily ever after, but...
[17:48] Adachi/Id
    Our lives are just starting.
[17:51] Adachi/Id
    There are things that can't
    be conveyed with words.
[17:53] Adachi/Id
    But some things have to
    be conveyed with words.

[17:58] Adachi/Id
    I wonder what expression Kurosawa
    will make when I tell him—
[18:06] Adachi
    Kurosawa!
[18:09] Kurosawa
    Adachi?
[18:11] Kurosawa
    Why are you here?
    I was on my way to Nagasaki.
[18:15] Adachi
    What? Oh...
[18:17] Kurosawa
    I didn't think you'd come to see me.
[18:20] Adachi
    Yeah. There was something
    I just had to tell you.
[18:33] Adachi
    Being away from you and swamped
    with work made me negative.
[18:38] Adachi
    I missed seeing you
    and was getting anxious.
[18:44] Adachi
    So I've been giving it a lot of thought.
[18:46] Kurosawa
    Adachi...
[18:47] Adachi
    What should I do to alleviate this anxiety?
[18:51] Adachi
    Maybe we need something more
    concrete than words or touches.
[19:01] Adachi
    When I finish the job in Nagasaki
    and return to Tokyo,
[19:06] Adachi
    I want to live with you.
[19:12] Adachi
    As our first step towards
    spending our futures together...
[19:19] Kurosawa
    Crap.
[19:21] Kurosawa
    I wasn't prepared for that at all.
[19:48] Kurosawa
    I want to be with you from now on too, so...
[19:57] Adachi
    What? Is this...
[20:00] Kurosawa
    We had the same thought.
[20:05] Adachi
    Okay.
[20:36] All
    Thank you for everything!
[20:39] Adachi
    Thank you.
[20:54] Minato
    Thanks, Udon.
    You're the reason Tsuge and I met.
[21:01] Tsuge
    You brought treats for Udon?
[21:04] Tsuge
    Thank you.
[21:05] Minato
    Sure.
SIGN    Sauna Free Pass
[21:15] Rokkaku
    Adachi-san! Kurosawa-san!
[21:17] Rokkaku
    I got passes to the sauna again!
[21:19] Adachi
    Seriously?
[21:19] Rokkaku
    The three of us should go together.
[21:21] Adachi
    Nice.
[21:22] Kurosawa
    I'll think about it.
[21:23] Rokkaku
    What? Kurosawa-san, you're no fun!
[21:25] Fujisaki/Id
    Their matching rings
    are glittering again today!
[21:28] Fujisaki/Id
    Why hasn't anyone else noticed?!
[21:33] Fujisaki/Id
    KuroAda are so precious, I can't breathe.
[21:37] Kurosawa
    Adding a pinch of sugar now
    makes it taste really good.
[21:42] Adachi
    I see.
[21:43] Kurosawa
    Just one teaspoon.
[21:44] Adachi
    Got it.
[23:26] Kurosawa
    I'm home.
[23:27] Adachi
    Welcome home.