Season 1

1 - The National Special-Level University Exam of Fate!

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SIGN    The National Special-Level University Exam of Fate!
[02:06] NA
    The mainland.
[02:09] NA
    There exists the most
    prosperous nation on Earth.
[02:22] NA
    East and west, everything is here.
[02:30] NA
    And it is also a place where the opportunity
[02:35] ---
    to obtain everything is given to all equally.
[03:00] NA
    There are two men here.
[03:03] NA
    Nowadays, there's a world of difference
    in the way the two of them live.
[03:08] NA
    However...
[03:09] NA
    These two
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    were born in the same village,
[03:14] NA
    studied at the same school,
[03:17] NA
    and were raised similarly.
[03:20] NA
    Then what could possibly
    have happened in the past
[03:25] ---
    that so cruelly separated their fates?
[03:28] NA
    That would be...
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    the National Special-Level University Exam!
[03:35] NA
    In this country, it is your educational
    background that determines your worth.
[03:39] NA
    Passing the National
    Special-Level University Exam
[03:43] ---
    means you will succeed in life...
[03:46] NA
    while not passing means you will fail.
[03:51] NA
    For that reason, the children of
    the mainland receive an intense
[03:56] ---
    education from an early age
    in order to pass the exam.
SIGN    Special-Level Private Tutor One hour = $1,000,000
[04:00] NA
    Expensive studying materials...
SIGN    Special-Level Development Machine: One hour = $1,000,000
[04:04] NA
    Parents will pay large sums of
    money for their children's futures,
[04:08] NA
    and the children try to meet
    the parents' expectations.
SIGN    Teenage Years Lost: Priceless
[04:14] NA
    Those born with an overwhelming
    amount of intelligence are known as
[04:18] ---
    "Learning-Type" or "L-Type" students.
[04:24] NA
    But that does not mean everyone takes
[04:26] ---
    the exams through conventional means.
[04:29] NA
    An artificial skin containing
    all answers necessary
[04:32] ---
    for the exam is only 0.2 millimeters thick.
SIGN    Cheating Artificial Skin:
    $2,000,000
[04:36] NA
    Contact lenses transmit
    images to the retinas and can
[04:39] ---
    translate every single
    language in an instant.
SIGN    Cheating Lenses: $2,000,000
[04:42] NA
    Of course, these methods
    are against the rules.
[04:45] NA
    However, there is something
    they call "a parent's heart,"
[04:48] ---
    which wishes for their child to pass
    the exam by any means necessary.
[04:53] Father
    You will be the best C-Type student!
[04:56] Son
    Stop it, Dad! Just let me go to cram school!
[05:00] Father
    Open wide.
SIGN    Self-Destruct System for the Destruction of Evidence: $30
[05:10] NA
    Those who take on the exam by
    gambling with their own bodies
[05:15] NA
    are known as "Cheating-Type"
[05:19] ---
    or "C-Type" students.
[05:23] NA
    And they are unleashing
    everything they have today
SIGN    National Special-Level University Exam
[05:27] ---
    on the National Special-Level
    University Exam.
[05:41] Student
    H-Huh?
[05:49] NA
    The mainland does not underestimate cheaters.
[05:52] NA
    Ever since the creation of
    the imperial examination,
[05:56] ---
    the civil service exam that began thousands
[05:59] ---
    of years ago during the Sui dynasty,
[06:01] ---
    this country has continued to fight
    any and all kinds of cheating.
[06:06] Student
    You've made a mistake!
[06:07] Student
    I wasn't cheating!
[06:08] Student
    There's been some kind of mistake!
[06:11] NA
    Those who use half-baked techniques
    cannot survive in this system.
[06:15] ---
    Ow...
[06:32] Student
    I'll pass next year! Just you wait!
[06:36] NA
    Of course, those two men took
    this cruel exam, as well.
[06:42] NA
    One of them has
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    worked hard since childhood,
    and become an L-Type student.
[06:49] NA
    And...
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    The other has become a frightening
    C-Type student who has perfected
[07:13] ---
    the technique of training the mind and body.
[07:17] NA
    To a C-Type student, an L-Type
    partner is a vital necessity.
[07:21] NA
    The C-Type student can pass the exam by
    copying the L-Type student's answers.
[07:27] NA
    Well, then, what is a C-Type
    student to an L-Type student?
[07:37] NA
    The fewer people that
    pass the exam, the better.
[07:41] NA
    There are also C-Types who think about
    bringing down all but themselves.
[07:52] NA
    C-Types protect the L-Types,
[07:54] ---
    and L-Types tell the C-Types the answers.
[07:57] NA
    Their relationship is truly
    like fish and water.
[08:01] NA
    They are essential to each other.
[08:24] ---
    Weak!
[08:24] ---
    Ow!
[08:26] Student
    Damn it, take that! And that and that!
[08:30] C-Type Student
    Oh, you've really done it now!
[08:41] NA
    No matter what enemies surround them...
[08:48] NA
    No matter what natural
    disaster befalls them...
[08:53] NA
    Even if everything is lost...
[08:56] NA
    They will not turn their backs on the exam.
[09:16] C-Type Student
    Hey, hey!
[09:27] NA
    Strength and wisdom.
[09:29] NA
    Calm judgment.
[09:32] NA
    Only those who have a combination
    of these traits can pass the exam...
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    and go on to obtain everything.
[09:46] C-Type Student
    Thank you.
[09:49] NA
    This is the test of the mainland.
SIGN    And so...
[10:06] NA
    And so...
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    Now, one girl and one boy are
    teaming up to take on this test.
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    The boy's name is Shokatsu Mumei.
[10:17] NA
    The girl's name is Ou Koui.
[10:19] NA
    They are taking on this test
    to save Mumei's father,
[10:25] ---
    who was wrongly imprisoned.
[11:06] NA
    Now begins
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    the long, intense exam of the students
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    who will come to be known as
[11:17] ---
    the Legendary Generation.
[11:25] NA
    Note that this show is a work of fiction.
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    You will get in big trouble if you try
    to cheat on your actual tests.
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Foul Play! An Old Examiner Grins!

2 - Foul Play! An Old Examiner Grins!

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SIGN    Foul Play! An Old Examiner Grins!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[02:15] Student A
    Now's my chance!
SIGN    Real Me
[03:23] Ukyou
    Th-That's...
[03:25] Sakyou
    It can't be... The rumored Shokatsu Technique?!
[03:30] Anri
    The technique devised by the genius
    strategist, Shokatsu Koumei.
[03:37] Anri
    To think I would see it in a place like this.
[03:53] Mumei
    Traps with infrared sensors, huh?
[03:56] Mumei
    That's more childish than I expected.
[04:01] Mumei
    So this is the National
    Special-Level University Exam?
[04:05] Mumei
    Next, I'll go with this.
[04:09] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[04:13] Mumei
    Shinra Banshou!
SIGN    Shinra Banshou
[04:19] NA
    Shinra Banshou!
[04:20] NA
    One of the basic skills of
    the Shokatsu Technique style,
[04:23] NA
    which can create anything from sliced-up paper!
[04:27] Mumei
    They're just mechanical gimmicks.
[04:35] Mumei
    Kou-chan, you're done right?
[04:37] Koui
    Of course.
[04:38] Koui
    I've answered all the questions.
[04:49] Mumei
    Ouch!
[05:00] Jun
    Sorry.
[05:01] Jun
    My girlfriend is a bit strong-willed.
[05:04] Mumei
    I see.
[05:06] Mumei
    So there are enemies on this side, too.
[05:08] Jun
    That's right.
[05:10] Jun
    I can't allow only you guys to pass.
[05:16] Mumei
    Fine by me!
[05:30] Mumei
    Jeez, every last one of 'em...
[05:31] Mumei
    This school's like the
    International Surprise Show!
[05:37] Mumei
    I'll show you...
[05:39] Mumei
    the essence of the Shokatsu Technique!
[05:53] Jun
    These guys' poison is pretty intense.
[06:03] Jun
    Nicely done.
[06:04] Mumei
    You, too.
[06:15] ---
    Katsu!
[06:24] Old Examiner
    I believe you've taken your pranks far enough.
[06:31] Old Examiner
    Little chicks,
[06:33] Old Examiner
    I will not allow you to do
    as you please any longer!
[06:41] Mumei
    Th-This is...
[06:51] Old Examiner
    This is the secret technique, Jagan Keibaku!
SIGN    Secret Technique: Jagan Keibaku
[06:55] NA
    Jagan Keibaku!
[06:57] NA
    A secret technique that steals an opponent's
    freedom through special insight,
[07:01] NA
    much like a frog being glared at by a snake!
[07:05] Sakyou
    My body won't move!
[07:09] Old Examiner
    What's the matter?
[07:10] Old Examiner
    It's almost time for the test to be over.
[07:43] Old Examiner
    It's useless! Useless!
[07:45] Old Examiner
    Did you really think something
    like that would defeat me?
[07:49] Student A
    I-It's no use...
[07:51] Student B
    He's too powerful!
[07:53] Old Examiner
    Ah, how I love
[07:55] Old Examiner
    these moments when I'm about to
    pluck the futures from young people!
[07:59] Jun
    Damn it!
[08:00] Jun
    If just one of my poison
    bugs could reach him...
[08:05] Mumei
    Jeez.
[08:07] Mumei
    I thought you were just
    some dejected old man,
[08:10] Mumei
    but you're really an old freak!
[08:13] Old Examiner
    Oh? You can manipulate the wind, too?
[08:16] Mumei
    In that case, how about this?
[08:21] Koui
    He did it.
[08:26] Old Examiner
    I told you it was useless.
[08:29] Old Examiner
    This classroom is like my garden.
[08:32] Old Examiner
    I know exactly what traps are set in it.
[08:37] Mumei
    I'm not done yet!
[08:52] Old Examiner
    Like I told you, it's useless.
[08:56] Ukyou
    It can't be!
[08:57] Sakyou
    Even the Shokatsu Technique
    is no match for him!
[09:00] Old Examiner
    Only five minutes left
    until the test is over.
[09:02] Old Examiner
    There's nothing more you can do.
[09:09] Mumei
    Gotcha!
[09:11] Old Examiner
    Wh-What?!
[09:16] Mumei
    You just needed one of your
    poison bugs to reach him, right?
[09:19] Jun
    Yeah.
[09:28] Old Examiner
    Poison?
[09:30] Old Examiner
    What a clever trick...
[09:33] Mumei
    Now you can't use that creepy paralyzing
    technique anymore, can you?
[09:38] Old Examiner
    Still, less than one minute remains.
[09:41] Old Examiner
    That's not enough time to write your answers.
[09:45] Koui
    You fool.
[09:46] Koui
    As long as I have a minute, I'm in no trouble.
[09:49] Koui
    Take a good look with those dried-up eyes.
[09:52] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[09:54] Mumei
    Chuutou Dansui!
SIGN    Shokatsu Technique: Chuutou Dansui
[09:57] NA
    Chuutou Dansui!
[09:58] NA
    A skill that can slice through
    even the thinnest paper
[10:01] NA
    with the most extreme precision!
SIGN    Ou Koui
SIGN    Shokatsu Mumei
[10:05] Mumei
    Test complete!
[10:07] Mumei
    There's no problem that can't be
    solved with the Shokatsu Technique!
[10:20] NA
    Thus, Shokatsu Mumei has completed
[10:22] NA
    his first test here at Risen Middle School.
[10:27] Mumei
    And now, I'm officially a student here.
[10:31] Koui
    Don't get full of yourself, you idiot.
[10:34] Koui
    You've only been enrolled.
[10:36] Koui
    This isn't the end.
[10:38] Mumei
    You're as caustic as ever.
[10:41] Mumei
    I know that, Kou-chan.
[10:43] Mumei
    I'll graduate from this school with top grades
[10:46] Mumei
    and become a special-level graduate for sure.
[10:49] Koui
    Yes, if we become special-level graduates,
[10:51] Koui
    our social status will be guaranteed by the state,
[10:54] Koui
    and we'll earn a variety of privileges,
    including overseas travel.
[10:58] Mumei
    And I'll be able to rescue my father,
    who was wrongfully imprisoned.
[11:02] Koui
    That is our goal.
[11:04] Koui
    Be sure you don't forget it.
[11:06] Mumei
    Yeah.
[11:07] Mumei
    I'm not gonna stop until that day!
[11:09] Mumei
    I'll plunge forward without looking back!
[11:28] Mumei
    Cute!
[11:32] Koui
    He's just a common pig.
SIGN    Pig
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Terror! The Mammoth Examiner of the Snowy Fields!

3 - Terror! The Mammoth Examiner of the Snowy Fields!

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SIGN    Terror! The Mammoth Examiner of the Snowy Fields!
[01:44] Mumei
    Haku-chan...
[01:46] Mumei
    The more I see her, the cuter she gets.
[01:49] Ou
    "Teacher, hasn't it been getting
    a bit colder lately?" you ask?
[01:54] Ou
    "The tips of my toes are cold
    and I can't seem to get any sleep."
[01:58] Ou
    Which means!
[02:00] Ou
    This is today's test!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[02:04] Sakyou
    What is this place?!
[02:09] Ukyou
    We're going to freeze?!
[02:14] Sakyou
    M-Mammoth?!
[02:16] Ukyou
    No, that's...
[02:18] Ukyou
    The Mammoth Examiner, awakened
    from his ten-thousand-year slumber!
[02:22] Mammoth Examiner
    Moth-moth-moth!
[02:24] Mammoth
    You brats who have grown up in warmth and
    comfort, I'll beat your spirits into shape-moth!
[02:29] Mammoth
    The time limit is until you freeze to death!
[02:31] Mammoth
    Now, begin the test-moth!
[02:35] Jun
    Don't think a bit of a chill will hold me back.
[02:38] Jun
    Go, my girlfriend.
[02:42] Jun
    Mary!
[02:43] Jun
    Ma—
[02:46] Mammoth
    Moth-moth-moth!
[02:48] Mammoth
    Getting frozen in ice is fitting
    for C-Type trash-moth!
[02:51] Koui
    Shut up, you sleazebag.
[03:10] Mumei
    Interesting!
[03:11] Mumei
    Game start!
[03:13] Mammoth
    What-moth?!
[03:15] Mumei
    Little tricks like this
    won't rattle a true genius!
[03:18] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[03:24] Mumei
    Ah! It's so warm!
[03:27] Mumei
    Jeez, whoever comes up with
    the locations of our tests here
[03:31] Mumei
    must be messed up in the head.
[03:34] Koui
    Whining about something like that?
[03:36] Koui
    Surely you haven't forgotten our objective.
[03:40] Mumei
    Become a special-level graduate
    and free my innocent father.
[03:44] Mumei
    I know.
[03:51] ---
    U-Um...
[03:53] Mumei
    Th-That test earlier was
    something else, wasn't it?
[03:57] Haku
    Ah, you're in my class...
[03:59] Mumei
    M-Mumei. Shokatsu Mumei!
[04:02] Mumei
    Oh, and this is my cousin, Kou-chan.
[04:05] Haku
    Mumei-san and Kou-san.
[04:08] Haku
    Being spoken of like some kind of
    dung beetle is extremely unpleasant.
[04:13] Haku
    You two seem to be very close.
[04:17] Haku
    I'm envious.
[04:19] Haku
    There's not a single person at this
    academy that I really know.
[04:23] Mumei
    Ah, no! Kou-chan is really just a cousin
    and nothing more than that!
[04:28] Mumei
    You could say she's like my partner.
[04:30] Koui
    More precisely, in human terms,
    he's a tick who clings to me.
[04:34] Haku
    I understand.
[04:36] Haku
    You're mutually connected in
    a relationship you can't give up.
[04:39] Haku
    But you certainly can't air
    your family problems in public.
[04:44] Haku
    Kou-san, please let me
    hear your story next time!
[04:52] Koui
    Has your brain fried from too much studying?
[04:54] Mumei
    O-Oh, right!
[04:56] Mumei
    More importantly, you got a perfect score
    on that test earlier too, didn't you?
[04:59] Mumei
    That's amazing!
[05:00] Haku
    It was nothing.
[05:02] HAku
    It's thanks to this pen.
[05:04] Mumei
    Pen?
[05:05] Haku
    It's a protective charm.
[05:07] Mumei
    I'm jealous.
[05:08] Mumei
    I wish you'd let me protect you, too.
[05:11] Koui
    Where did you come up with
    a repulsive line like that?
[05:14] Koui
    The bottom of your shoes?
[05:16] Haku
    You really are close, aren't you?
[05:19] Jun
    Hey, so this is where you guys wer—
[05:22] ---
    Hebushi!
[05:24] Haku
    Wh-What's the matter?!
[05:26] Koui
    Don't worry about it.
[05:27] Koui
    I'm just not in the mood to be bugged.
[05:30] Mumei
    Bugged?
[05:31] Mumei
    Kou-chan, did you think you
    were being clever there?
[05:35] Jun
    D-Damn you...
[05:45] Jun
    She's better than my mom.
[05:48] Jun
    Let me call you Mary—
[05:49] ---
    Hebushi!
[05:52] Koui
    Little fly.
[05:54] Haku
    Is your friend all right?
[05:57] Mumei
    He's not my friend,
[05:58] Mumei
    and I don't really understand the bug world,
[06:01] Mumei
    but I think that's their way
    of expressing their love.
[06:05] Koui
    You're the same, you dung beetle.
[06:07] Mammoth
    Ryuu Haku, the Class 1-1 student
    who took the test earlier, is to report
[06:11] Mammoth
    to the guidance counselor's office at once.
[06:14] Mammoth
    I repeat, Ryuu Haku, the Class 1-1
    student who took the test earlier—
[06:15] Haku
    Me?
[06:17] Haku
    I wonder why...
[06:18] Haku
    I guess I should get going.
[06:22] Mumei
    Why the guidance counselor's office?
[06:24] Anri
    Her cheating has probably been discovered.
[06:26] Anri
    It happens a lot at this school.
[06:29] Jun
    So she's a C-Type too, huh?
[06:31] Jun
    It can't be helped. At best she'll
    be banned from campus—
[06:34] ---
    Hebushi!
[06:35] Mumei
    There's no way
[06:37] Mumei
    I'll let them do that!
[06:39] Mumei
    That can't be!
[06:41] Mumei
    Haku-chan is the last person who'd do that!
[06:45] Anri
    The pinnacle of youth.
[06:48] Anri
    Is it okay to let your boyfriend go?
[06:55] Koui
    I'm just his guardian.
SIGN    Guidance Counselor's Office
[06:58] Mammoth
    There is no way-moth!
[07:00] Mammoth
    You're a C-Type!
[07:01] Haku
    You're wrong!
[07:03] Haku
    I am not a C-Type!
[07:05] Ou
    That's right!
[07:06] Ou
    My students would be the
    last ones to do such a thing!
[07:09] Ou
    What proof do you have of this?
[07:10] Mammoth
    Oh?
[07:11] Mammoth
    Then let me see that pen-moth.
[07:16] Mammoth
    Now, what is this-moth?
[07:20] Mammoth
    I checked the video recording of the test,
[07:23] Mammoth
    and I noticed your
    suspicious movements-moth.
[07:26] Mammoth
    I know this pen does something-moth.
[07:29] Haku
    Th-That's...
[07:30] Mammoth
    It can't be helped-moth.
[07:31] Mammoth
    I'll break it and find out-moth.
[07:33] Haku
    Please stop!
[07:35] Ou
    That's tyrannical!
[07:36] Ou
    You don't have the right to go that far!
[07:41] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[07:43] Mumei
    Shinra Banshou!
[07:46] Mammoth
    Who are you-moth?!
[07:48] Mumei
    I am Shokatsu Mumei.
[07:50] Mumei
    I'm the boy who knows she's innocent!
[07:53] Mammoth
    So it's you again-moth?
[07:55] Mumei
    I sit right behind her, so I would know.
[07:57] Mumei
    That girl isn't guilty of any misconduct!
[08:00] Mumei
    She only took the test with sincerity!
[08:02] Mumei
    Haku-chan is definitely an L-Type student!
[08:05] Mumei
    Just like me!
[08:08] Koui
    H-He's the king of saying too much...
[08:11] Mammoth
    Fine-moth.
[08:12] Mammoth
    If you're so certain, I'll have her retake
    the test here and now-moth.
[08:17] Mammoth
    She can just show me the
    extent of her abilities-moth.
[08:20] Mammoth
    However!
[08:22] Mammoth
    If she is unable to get a perfect score,
[08:25] Mammoth
    you will all be expelled together-moth!
[08:28] Ou
    That's tyrannical!
[08:29] Haku
    She's right!
[08:30] Haku
    Myself aside, they're unrelated to this—
[08:33] Mumei
    Please don't say something so sad.
[08:36] Mumei
    We're classmates, aren't we?
[08:38] Haku
    But...
[08:39] Mumei
    It's okay. I believe in you.
[08:42] Mumei
    Kou-chan feels the same way.
[08:44] Koui
    Hey...
[08:44] Mumei
    We'll show you
[08:46] Mumei
    what L-Type students like us can do!
[08:51] Haku
    Understood.
[08:52] Haku
    Please let me take the test.
[09:01] Mammoth
    What's this?
[09:02] Mammoth
    She seems to be having a hard time-moth.
[09:05] Mammoth
    I knew it. It's useless without
    this pen, isn't it-moth?
[09:07] Mumei
    That can't be.
[09:09] Mumei
    It's just a protective charm.
[09:11] Koui
    That problem is different from before.
[09:14] Mumei
    What?
[09:15] Koui
    It's a more advanced question,
    most likely by five levels.
[09:19] Mumei
    That's like the difference between elementary
    and high school entrance exams!
[09:22] Mumei
    You bastard!
[09:24] Mammoth
    Of course-moth.
[09:26] Mammoth
    If the problems were the same, she could
    memorize the answers and pass-moth.
[09:31] Mumei
    Oh, really?
[09:33] Mumei
    Then I'll support her in my own way!
[09:36] Mumei
    I'll get that pen back and let her
    take the test in perfect condition!
[09:40] Mammoth
    Moth-moth-moth!
[09:42] Mammoth
    Bring it on-moth!
[09:44] Mumei
    I'll finish you off for sure this time!
[09:46] Mammoth
    Taste my ancient tusks that have awakened
    from their ten-thousand-year slumber-moth!
[09:51] Mammoth
    Ultimate Big Tusk!
[09:51] Mumei
    Let's go!
[09:52] Mumei
    Shokatsu Style!
[09:56] Ou
    The test is over!
[09:57] Ou
    That's enough!
[09:58] Mumei
    What?
[09:59] Mumei
    Haku-chan, I'm sorry! I didn't make it in time!
[10:02] Haku
    How did you get those wounds?!
[10:05] Mumei
    Don't worry about me.
[10:06] Mumei
    More importantly, it might be too late, but here.
[10:10] Haku
    It's my...
[10:13] Haku
    Thank you, Mumei-san!
[10:19] Mammoth
    It seems you have run out of time-moth!
[10:21] Mammoth
    Now, show me your answers-moth!
[10:23] Mammoth
    Did you get 10 points-moth?
[10:25] Mammoth
    15 points-moth?
[10:26] ---
    Bwa-ha-ha-moth!
[10:27] Mumei
    Damn it!
[10:28] Mumei
    If only I'd destroyed this small fry earlier!
[10:31] Ou
    Well done.
[10:33] Mammoth
    Huh?
[10:34] Ou
    Well done, Haku-san!
[10:36] Ou
    You got a perfect score!
[10:37] Haku
    Thank you!
[10:39] Mammoth
    That can't be-moth!
[10:41] Ou
    On my life as a teacher, there was
    absolutely no cheating, Mr. Mammoth.
[10:48] Mumei
    Amazing! You did those advanced
    problems on your own?!
[10:51] Koui
    You're pretty good.
[10:56] Mammoth
    I'm sorry-moth!
[10:58] Haku
    Ah, it's fine.
[10:59] Haku
    I shouldn't have made myself look so suspicious.
[11:06] Haku
    This is my mother and father.
[11:08] Haku
    It's my protective charm.
[11:12] Mumei
    Kou-chan, now I want a pen like that, too.
[11:16] Mumei
    So I can survive the battles yet to come.
[11:19] Koui
    I see. So you're finally taking this seriously...
[11:22] Mumei
    Since I'm getting one, I'll look for
    one that matches Haku-chan's!
[11:25] Mumei
    Like, you know, a matched pair
    that seems like it must be fate?
[11:28] Mumei
    I wonder where they sell those...
[11:30] Koui
    As of today, your name is
[11:34] Koui
    Gutter Trash Bug!
SIGN    Gutter Trash Bug
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Attention Please! Play in the Sky with CA <3

4 - Attention Please! Play in the Sky with CA <3

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SIGN    Attention Please! Play in the Sky with CA <3
[01:39] Ou
    Since ancient times, it's been said that
    idiots and smoke love high places.
[01:44] Ou
    And the reason for that is...
[01:46] Ou
    Frivolous people want to stand out,
    so they tend to climb to high places.
[01:52] Ou
    But then, can it really be said
    that smoke is a show-off?
[01:58] Ou
    What about this?
[02:00] Ou
    Well, then, take care!
[02:02] CA Examiner
    We will be taking off momentarily.
[02:04] CA Examiner
    Please be sure to fasten your safety belts.
[02:07] Ukyou
    Teacher! Where's the test sheet?
[02:09] CA Examiner
    Please put on your glasses.
[02:13] CA Examiner
    Take off!
SIGN    Begin Test
[02:15] CA Examiner
    Begin the test!
[02:17] CA Examiner
    Also, please refrain from using all
    electronic devices from this point on.
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[02:25] CA Examiner
    Bail out!
[02:30] Ukyou
    For some reason, I got the by-blow!
[02:32] Sakyou
    Me, too!
[02:37] Mumei
    Damn it!
[02:40] CA Examiner
    Bail out!
[02:41] CA Examiner
    Bail out!
[02:42] CA Examiner
    Bail out!
[02:46] CA Examiner
    We have entered some turbulence.
[02:48] CA Examiner
    You may feel some strong shaking,
[02:51] CA Examiner
    but the flight will not be impeded at all.
[02:54] Mumei
    Damn it!
[02:55] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[02:58] Mumei
    Fuurinkazan!
SIGN    Style: Shokatsu Technique Fuurinkazan
[03:03] NA
    Fuurinkazan!
[03:04] NA
    One of the secret techniques
    of the Shokatsu Technique style
[03:08] NA
    that can control any kind of wind
    and create windless conditions.
[03:12] Jun
    Whew, for a minute there,
    I didn't know how we were gonna—
[03:21] Jun
    That was wrong!
[03:22] Jun
    Just totally wrong!
[03:24] Mumei
    They said it was just a malfunction,
    so you ended up passing the test, right?
[03:29] Mumei
    So you're fine.
[03:30] Jun
    I don't care about that!
[03:32] Jun
    We finally got the CA Examiner and
    I wasn't able to enjoy it at all!
[03:36] Jun
    That miniskirt...
[03:37] Jun
    And those stilettos...
[03:38] Jun
    Damn it!
[03:40] Mumei
    Right, right.
[03:42] Jun
    Koui-chan!
[03:43] Jun
    This spot's open.
[03:46] Koui
    Don't you dare speak my name
    with that trash bin of a mouth.
[03:50] Jun
    Thank you.
[03:52] Haku
    Mumei-san!
[03:55] Mumei
    Haku-chan!
[03:57] Haku
    Mumei-san, Kou-san...
[04:00] Haku
    And, um...
[04:01] Jun
    Hey! Don't speak so freely to me!
[04:04] Jun
    I've given my body and soul to Koui-chan!
[04:07] Jun
    You ugly bi—
[04:09] Mumei
    Hey, Haku-chan. What's up?
[04:11] Haku
    Oh... Mumei-san, thank you very
    much for your help the other day.
[04:17] Haku
    You helped clear me of the cheating charges.
[04:21] Haku
    I was about to be disgraced forever.
[04:24] Mumei
    N-Nah, it was nothing.
[04:27] Haku
    So... I wouldn't call it returning the favor, but...
[04:30] Haku
    Please let me do something to thank you.
[04:32] Mumei
    No, you don't need to thank me...
[04:35] Mumei
    Her pen...
[04:37] Mumei
    I definitely wouldn't mind having one like it.
[04:40] Mumei
    No, actually, I'd rather* be *that pen!
[04:48] Haku
    What's the matter?
[04:49] Mumei
    Oh, just thinking how I'd love to be that pe—
[04:51] Mumei
    No, I mean... I'd love to have a pen like that.
[04:54] Haku
    Oh! Is that so?
[04:56] Haku
    Then, shall I pick one out for you?
[04:59] Mumei
    Okay, how about this Sunday?
[05:01] Haku
    Yes, that would be fine.
[05:05] Koui
    This idiot is totally fawning over her...
[05:07] Haku
    Ah, um, would you like to
    come along as well, Kou-san?
[05:11] Koui
    I will—
[05:12] Mumei
    Oh! Kou-chan has plans to study! Right?
[05:15] Haku
    I thought as much.
[05:18] Koui
    Listen, I want you to
    remember this one thing.
[05:21] Haku
    Yes?
[05:22] Koui
    Until the life fades from these eyes, I—
[05:25] Mumei
    So I'll see you Sunday!
[05:27] Haku
    Ah, okay...
[05:33] Mumei
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[05:34] Koui
    What about studying?
[05:35] Mumei
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[05:37] Mumei
    Well, I need a pen to take the test, right?
[05:41] Jun
    If you want to study, you can do it with me.
[05:43] Koui
    If you say one more word, I'll make
    sure you never breathe again.
[05:47] Jun
    Yes, ma'am!
[05:48] Mumei
    I hope Sunday gets here soon.
[05:57] Haku
    It's over there.
[06:05] Mumei
    Wait, no matter how I look
    at it, this is a café, right?
[06:10] Mumei
    I get it!
[06:25] Mumei
    Kou-chan?
[06:26] Haku
    Oh! Are you all right?
[06:29] Mumei
    Yeah... Thanks.
[06:32] Haku
    Shall we go, then?
[06:34] Mumei
    Huh? They sell pens here?
[06:36] Haku
    Yes, inside this café.
[06:44] Shuu
    Welcome.
[06:52] Shuu
    You are...
[06:54] Haku
    Huh?
[06:55] Shuu
    What is your name?
[06:57] Haku
    Um, I'm...
[06:58] Shuu
    Not you.
[07:00] Shuu
    You.
[07:01] Mumei
    I'm Shokatsu Mumei...
[07:05] Haku
    U-Um, he said he was hoping to buy a pen.
[07:10] Shuu
    Understood.
[07:12] Shuu
    This way, then.
[07:14] Shuu
    Enter.
[07:15] Shuu
    The two of us will go alone from this point.
[07:17] Haku
    Ah, okay.
[07:19] Haku
    I'll wait for you at the café.
[07:21] Mumei
    Okay.
[07:25] Haku
    Was the shop like this
    when I came here before?
[07:29] Koui
    This couldn't be more shady.
[07:31] Haku
    Huh?
[07:32] Haku
    I thought I heard Kou-san's voice just now...
[07:38] Shuu
    Now, then...
[07:39] Shuu
    I am Shuu. Shuu Rinu.
[07:42] Shuu
    Don't just remember it.
    Engrave it in your heart.
[07:45] Mumei
    Right...
[07:46] Shuu
    Now then, you are here in
    search of a new pen, correct?
[07:50] Mumei
    Yeah...
[07:51] Shuu
    What kind of pen did you use before?
[07:54] Mumei
    What kind... It was nothing special.
[07:58] Mumei
    Just the kind they sell at convenience stores.
[08:00] Shuu
    It appears you have no
    fondness for your pen.
[08:12] Mumei
    Um... Could you please stop doing this?
[08:16] Koui
    Stop? S-Stop what?
[08:19] Shuu
    I can't have you comparing my pens
    to the ones you could find anywhere.
[08:23] Shuu
    I will not sell a pen to someone
    who isn't fond of pens.
[08:27] Mumei
    No, I have a fondness for them.
[08:29] Shuu
    Then let me ask you this. Exactly
    what kind of fondness do you have?
[08:32] Shuu
    Tell me.
[08:33] Mumei
    Well, just that there's a pen I want...
[08:36] Shuu
    What kind of pen?
[08:38] Mumei
    Well, actually, it's more like
    I want to be that pen...
[08:43] Shuu
    In other words, you want to be
    of one body and soul with the pen?
[08:47] Mumei
    That's not quite right,
[08:49] Mumei
    but it's pretty much like that.
[08:51] Shuu
    Okay, come with me.
[08:54] Koui
    Of one body... and soul?
[09:03] Shuu
    Now, let's begin!
[09:05] Mumei
    Begin what?
[09:06] Shuu
    A foolish question.
[09:07] Shuu
    You will choose your destined pen!
[09:13] Shuu
    The destined pen that is connected to this
    beautiful finger by a crimson thread.
[09:28] Shuu
    This is your pen.
[09:31] Koui
    He couldn't be...
[09:34] Shuu
    Its core has been subjected
    to special processing,
[09:37] Shuu
    so it is only possible to read the
    written letters with these glasses.
[09:41] Shuu
    What do you think?
[09:44] Mumei
    How could you tell I'm a C-Type?
[09:46] Shuu
    I can smell it.
[09:48] Mumei
    So that means you're one, too.
[09:50] Shuu
    Yes.
[09:52] Mumei
    Interesting.
[09:54] Mumei
    How could you tell I'm like that, too?
[09:57] Shuu
    I can smell it.
[09:59] Mumei
    So that means you're one, too.
[10:04] Koui
    The fruit has rotted... No, it's ripened.
[10:09] Mumei
    This ain't it.
[10:11] Shuu
    He's not satisfied with
    this high-quality pen?
[10:14] Shuu
    Hmph... I see.
[10:16] Shuu
    Then...
[10:17] Shuu
    Then how about these?
[10:19] Shuu
    First, this pen electronically transmits
    the letters written by an L-Type student.
[10:23] Shuu
    This pen receives the transmission
    and reproduces the letters.
[10:26] Shuu
    This is pretty high-tech stuff.
[10:28] Mumei
    Nope, not those.
[10:30] Shuu
    How far is he going to take his desires?
[10:33] Shuu
    However, I don't exactly dislike that.
[10:37] Mumei
    Ah! This is it! This is the one.
[10:42] Shuu
    Are you really sure?
[10:44] Mumei
    Yep!
[10:47] Mumei
    Haku-chan!
[10:49] Mumei
    Sorry I made you wait!
[10:51] Haku
    Were you able to buy something good?
[10:53] Mumei
    Yeah, look at this!
[10:55] Haku
    Oh, my! It's the same as my pen.
[10:58] Mumei
    Huh? It is?
[11:00] Mumei
    All right!
[11:01] Koui
    You idiot, playing dumb...
[11:04] Mumei
    Hey, Kou-chan, that's a pretty awesome outfit.
[11:10] Shuu
    So the time has finally come for
    the cogs of fate to turn together.
[11:14] Shuu
    You and your pen, and myself,
[11:18] Shuu
    are now intertwined with a
    forbidden red silk thread.
[11:21] Shuu
    What events will this encounter
    dominated by chaos produce?
[11:28] Shuu
    I'm looking forward to it,
[11:30] Shuu
    Shokatsu Mumei.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Earth-Shattering! Shark Strike!

5 - Earth-Shattering! Shark Strike!

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SIGN    Earth-Shattering! Shark Strike!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[01:47] Ou
    "He who rules the summer rules his exams."
[01:51] Ou
    So the saying goes.
[01:53] Ou
    But it's cruel to be shut up in your room
    studying when it's finally summer vacation.
[01:59] Ou
    For that reason, it has been decided
    that today will be a pool day!
[02:02] All
    All right!
[02:04] Ukyou
    Awesome! Ms. Ou is the best!
[02:07] Sakyou
    What a pleasant surprise.
[02:09] Koui
    Uh, no. You idiots were so prepared,
    you came wearing swimsuits.
[02:16] Ou
    Though you will still be
    taking a test, of course.
[02:58] Ukyou
    The ocean?!
[03:02] Sakyou
    Th-The land is way off beyond the horizon...
[03:07] Ou
    It's not the ocean.
[03:12] Ou
    It's a really huge pool!
[03:14] Ou
    This is where today's test will be held!
[03:18] Ou
    Students who get all the answers
    correct will be able to return to shore!
[03:21] Ou
    Good luck, everyone!
[03:27] Anri
    Did they remodel the pool just for this?
[03:30] Anri
    They really outdo themselves every time.
[03:39] Koui
    I'll never understand what
    these snobs are thinking.
[03:44] Jun
    K-K-K-Koui-chan...
[03:46] Jun
    Y-Y-Your swimsuit r-r-really suits you!
[03:50] Koui
    Stop ogling me or I'll smash you,
    you knotweed bug!
[03:58] Mumei
    So long as I have this pen that matches
    Haku-chan's, I won't lose to anyone.
[04:04] Mumei
    Right, Haku-chan?
[04:15] Mumei
    All right!
[04:17] Mumei
    Kou-chan, let's hurry and finish this test!
[04:20] Mumei
    Let the game begin!
[04:23] Koui
    Don't order me around, incompetent fool.
[04:30] C-Type Student A
    We're just in the water.
[04:32] C-Type Student A
    Compared to our previous testing
    areas, this one's a cinch, ain't it?
[04:36] C-Type Student A
    And the examiner is nowhere nearby.
[04:39] C-Type Student A
    It's a cheating free-for-all.
[04:51] Mumei
    What's that?
[04:58] Shuu
    Beneath us!
[05:01] Jun
    Sh-Sh-Shark?!
[05:03] Shark
    Welcome, humans!
[05:06] Shark
    Dim-witted fools who cast
    aside our Mother Ocean,
[05:09] Shark
    choosing instead to evolve into unsightly
    creatures that creep along the ground!
[05:15] NA
    Yes!
[05:16] NA
    Today's examiner's intelligence is
    enhanced by an electronic brain:
[05:20] NA
    the Shark Examiner!
[05:24] Mumei
    Ah, okay.
[05:25] Shark
    Shark, shark, shark, shark!
[05:28] Shark
    So long as there is life in these eyes,
    no form of wrongdoing will be tolerated!
[05:33] Shark
    Go forth, my brethren!
[05:43] Sakyou
    P-Please help me!
[05:49] Jun
    Hey! Why is an examiner
    interfering with the test?
[05:53] Shark
    I'm not interfering!
[05:55] Shark
    I'm simply making sure you're
    not hiding any tools of evil!
[06:00] Shark
    See, like you!
[06:02] Shark
    And you!
[06:09] Shark
    What about all of you?
[06:12] Mumei
    Haku-chan! Kou-chan!
[06:19] Haku
    Oh my, oh my!
[06:25] Mumei
    So great.
[06:34] Shark
    Shark, shark, shark!
[06:36] Shark
    I guess some of you terrestrial creatures
    do have quite the backbone!
[06:40] Shark
    However! What about this?!
[06:43] SharK
    Secret Technique: Kouga Senpuu!
SIGN    Kouga Senpuu
[06:48] Mumei
    What?
[06:49] NA
    Kouga Senpuu!
[06:51] NA
    Creating a large whirlwind
    with its massive size,
[06:54] NA
    it sends its shark comrades
    flying into the surrounding area.
[06:57] NA
    It's a terrifying secret technique
    of the Shark Examiner!
[07:03] Haku
    Oh my, oh my...
[07:07] Mumei
    Haku-chan!
[07:08] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
[07:11] Mumei
    Damn it!
[07:12] Haku
    I'm getting dizzy!
SIGN    Shinra Banshou
[07:18] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[07:20] Mumei
    Shinra Banshou!
[07:20] Mumei
    Shinra Banshou!
[07:27] Shark
    Data collation complete.
[07:29] Shark
    So you're Shokatsu Mumei?
[07:31] Shark
    You're using some pretty
    interesting techniques there.
[07:34] Mumei
    Don't screw with me, shark freak!
[07:37] Mumei
    Those two are L-Types,
    no matter how you look at it!
[07:39] Shark
    Shark, shark, shark!
[07:41] Shark
    When in doubt, punish!
[07:43] Shark
    Didn't you humans invent that saying?
[07:47] ---
    Shark!
[07:51] Sakyou
    We haven't even done anything!
[07:54] Mumei
    This is awful.
[07:56] Mumei
    How can you call this a test?
[07:58] Shark
    It is a test!
[08:00] Shark
    I will be the one to judge whether or not you
    humans are worthy of existing on this planet.
[08:09] Shark
    Should you fail, it won't just be you brats.
[08:12] Shark
    We, the shark clan, will bring all living
    creatures on the surface under our reign!
[08:26] Scientist
    This is not good. Its electronic
    brain has gone out of control.
[08:31] Ou
    Oh, my. I hope everyone will be all right.
[08:37] Shark
    Starting today, the surface will
    belong to us, the shark clan!
[08:41] Shark
    Destroy!
[08:43] Shark
    Destroy all the inferior terrestrial life forms!
[08:48] Mumei
    Like I'll let you!
[08:57] Jun
    Mumei!
[08:58] Jun
    Guess I've got no choice.
[08:59] Jun
    I'll lend you a hand.
[09:01] Jun
    Since I'm going to be the
    one to take you... down...
[09:17] Shark
    Shark! You puny terrestrial life forms
    are pretty tenacious, aren't you?
[09:22] Shark
    How about this?
[09:24] Shark
    If you cry sorrowfully and repent,
    I wouldn't mind making you my pets.
[09:30] Mumei
    Shut up, sharky!
[09:32] Mumei
    I'm gonna make you into shark fin soup!
[09:36] Mumei
    Haku-chan, I swear on our matching pens,
    I will definitely destroy this thing!
[09:42] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique, Secret Art!
[09:45] Mumei
    Shippuu Dotou!
SIGN    Shippuu Dotou
[09:48] ---
    Shippuu Dotou.
[09:49] NA
    As the name implies,
[09:51] NA
    violent wind and waves are caused by the
    user rotating their body at high speed.
[09:55] NA
    One of the secret arts of the
    Shokatsu Technique style.
[09:59] Shark
    Shark?!
[10:04] Jun
    Koui-chan!
[10:14] Shark
    I-It can't be...
[10:16] Shark
    How can terrestrial life
    forms have that much power?
[10:21] Shark
    Analysis impossible?
[10:23] Shark
    I won't accept it.
[10:24] Shark
    This is... This is too absurd!
[10:27] Shark
    Damn you, Shokatsu Mumei.
[10:31] Mumei
    Watch me, Haku-chan!
[10:32] Mumei
    This is the power of our love!
[10:35] Haku
    Oh my, oh my!
[10:38] Mumei
    Raging waves!
[10:39] Mumei
    Angry waves!
[10:43] Shark
    Shark!
[11:06] Mumei
    Test complete!
[11:07] Mumei
    There's no problem that can't be
    solved with the Shokatsu Technique!
[11:10] Koui
    Not that you actually solved anything.
[11:16] Anri
    He's pretty good.
[11:19] Shuu
    It wouldn't be interesting if he wasn't.
[11:26] Shuu
    Good, Shokatsu Mumei.
[11:29] Shuu
    It seems that you're the one who has
    been strumming on my heartstrings.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Shokatsu Mumei is Dead...

6 - Shokatsu Mumei is Dead...

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SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[02:08] Koui
    It's all over.
SIGN    Haku
[02:53] Haku
    Ah, you've already started?
[02:57] Haku
    I apologize. I'm not used
    to this kind of thing.
[03:01] Haku
    What? This is about those two?
[03:08] Haku
    Let's see...
SIGN    Bug User
[03:11] Jun
    Come on, is that what this is about?
[03:14] Jun
    Everyone's making way too big a fuss.
[03:16] Jun
    Right, Mary?
[03:19] Jun
    It's a common story around here, isn't it?
[03:22] Jun
    Weak guys disappeari—
SIGN    Anri
[03:23] Anri
    Well...
[03:25] Anri
    If I were to use an analogy,
    perhaps a sword and scabbard...
[03:30] Anri
    Though a fish and water works, too.
[03:34] Anri
    A sword and scabbard...
[03:36] Anri
    I mean, he even said that himself.
[03:40] Koui
    It's similar to the yin
    and yang relationship.
[03:43] Koui
    Established since the creation
    of Heaven and Earth.
[03:46] Koui
    To put it in layman's terms, it was fate.
SIGN    Miss Ou
[04:13] Ou
    As a teacher, I take this most
    recent incident very seriously.
[04:21] Ou
    Yes, that's right.
[04:23] Ou
    But that's because I respect the
    autonomy of students at our school.
SIGN    Sakyou
SIGN    Ukyou
[04:29] Ukyou
    You're kidding, right?
[04:30] Sakyou
    I don't believe that!
[04:38] Jun
    Like I said, I...
[04:42] Haku
    Kou-chan and Mumei-san have the top grades.
[04:45] Haku
    I'm sure it's because they study every day.
SIGN    Anri
[04:49] Anri
    He's an L-Type?
[04:52] Anri
    I see. We might as well leave it at that.
[04:56] Koui
    It was going well.
[04:58] Koui
    No... It was going too well,
[05:02] Koui
    now that I think about it.
SIGN    Hero
[05:25] Hero
    Jeez, would you give me a break?
[05:29] Hero
    Today's bargain day at the grocery store.
[05:32] Heroine
    So he says, and I end up
    getting dragged along.
[05:36] Heroine
    Honestly, put yourself in my position,
    being forced to come along!
SIGN    Heroine
SIGN    Hero
[05:40] Hero
    No one asked you, did they?
[05:43] Heroine
    What did you just say?!
[05:49] Heroine
    Ow...
[06:00] Heroine
    I-Idiot!
[06:05] Jun
    Hey, it fell—
SIGN    Anri
[06:09] Anri
    You're asking me about that, too?
[06:12] Anri
    Well... It was three times.
[06:17] Haku
    Seventeen times.
[06:19] Koui
    Insolence, arrogance, and conceit.
[06:23] Koui
    I had grown tired of it.
[06:27] Koui
    So I sought some kind of excitement.
[06:38] Mumei
    Run!
[06:41] Jun
    Shokatsu Technique?
[06:44] Jun
    Those worn-out old tricks aren't that great.
[06:47] Jun
    And fix the camera already!
[06:49] Jun
    Also, my name is Jun—
SIGN    Anri
[06:52] Anri
    The Shokatsu Technique style.
[06:55] Anri
    Do you mean the secret
    techniques like controlling
[06:58] Anri
    the wind and changing paper into a blade?
[07:03] Anri
    I know of it.
[07:04] Anri
    I've seen it many times since I enrolled.
[07:08] Anri
    But that...
SIGN    Haku
[07:11] Haku
    Shokatsu Technique?
[07:14] Haku
    What is that?
[07:17] Koui
    I looked on, all the while
    knowing he was dangerous.
[07:21] Koui
    No, I may have even enjoyed it.
[07:25] Koui
    Thus, the tragedy that
    occurred was inevitable.
[08:48] Ou
    I think they got along well.
SIGN    Miss Ou
[08:52] Ou
    I saw them together quite often.
[09:07] Haku
    When you put it like that...
[09:10] Haku
    I guess that's true.
[09:22] Anri
    He was naïve.
[09:37] Jun
    Fine! I'll just do this!
[09:40] Jun
    I'll go to the camera myself!
SIGN    Haku
[09:54] Haku
    No, I don't particularly have feelings for him.
[09:59] Anri
    He's quite famous. For those muscles.
[10:04] Jun
    How's this? Can you see me?
[10:07] Hero
    What?
SIGN    Sakyou
SIGN    Ukyou
[10:10] Heroine
    I challenge you to a duel!
[10:23] Haku
    Then why don't you go and ask him yourself?
[10:27] Anri
    You really want to know?
[10:30] Jun
    Can you see me?
[10:31] Haku
    Yes, it was that person.
[10:35] Haku
    He just transferred here recently.
[10:38] Anri
    Yes, he is Shuu.
[10:42] Anri
    Shuu Rinnu.
SIGN    Ah...
SIGN    Thanks...
[11:14] Shuu
    Shokatsu Mumei?
[11:17] Shuu
    I don't know him.
[11:19] Koui
    Oh heavens, laugh at my foolishness.
SIGN    Shokatsu Mumei is Dead...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Horrible! The Aircraft Carrier Examiner's Trap!

7 - Horrible! The Aircraft Carrier Examiner's Trap!

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SIGN    Horrible! The Aircraft Carrier Examiner's Trap!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[01:49] Ou
    Teachers have it pretty rough.
[01:51] Ou
    I can feel myself becoming
    more and more worn out.
[01:54] Ou
    After all, there's always someone
    causing trouble, isn't there?
[01:58] Ou
    I listen to the stories one by one, and just
    when I think they're all finally resolved,
[02:02] Ou
    another set of problems pops up!
[02:04] Ou
    Jeez!
[02:05] Ou
    I'd like a break once in
    a while too, you know!
[02:08] Ou
    On that note... Do you all
    have your seat belts on?
[02:17] Ou
    Let's go, then!
[02:32] Sakyou
    What is this place?!
[02:34] Ukyou
    An aircraft carrier?!
[02:36] AI
    Jun, heart rate rising.
[02:39] AI
    Begin full-body scan.
[02:40] AI
    Presence of cheating tools confirmed.
[02:45] AI
    Eject.
[02:46] Jun
    Wha?
[02:55] Jun
    W-Wait, this is some kind of mistake!
[02:58] Jun
    I haven't done anything yet!
[02:59] AI
    Someone perfect like me
    does not make mistakes.
[03:02] Jun
    Hey!
[03:08] Jun
    Mary? M-Mary...
[03:09] AI
    Go!
[03:11] Jun
    Mary!
[03:15] ---
    Why is this happening?!
[03:21] Ukyou
    We didn't even do anything!
[03:24] Sakyou
    See you again in Valhalla.
[03:35] Ou
    Say, is this really all right?
[03:37] AI
    Someone perfect like me
    does not make mistakes.
[03:43] AI
    Ah, whoops.
[04:07] Waitress
    Thank you for waiting.
[04:19] Koui
    So this is how far you've
    fallen after just one defeat?
[04:22] Mumei
    Kou-chan...
[04:24] Koui
    I am no such person!
[04:26] Koui
    No, I am the mysterious Lady K!
[04:30] Mumei
    It doesn't matter.
[04:32] Mumei
    I'm already done for.
[04:35] Koui (Lady K)
    That's not for you to decide!
[04:37] Mumei
    But my powers are useless against him...
[04:40] Lady K
    Is your dream going to end here?
[04:42] Mumei
    But my powers are useless against him!
[04:46] Lady K
    Believe in the Shokatsu Technique!
[04:48] Lady K
    Like that person did.
[04:50] Mumei
    I know... I know that!
[04:53] Mumei
    But I'm still scared.
[04:55] Mumei
    If I lose again, I...
[04:57] Lady K
    Believe.
[04:59] Lady K
    Believe in me, Shokatsu Mumei!
[05:14] Mumei
    Thanks, Kou-chan.
[05:20] Lady K
    I'm Lady K!
[05:31] Mumei
    So where the heck are you
    taking me, anyway, Kou-chan?
[05:36] Lady K
    My name is Floor Lady K.
[05:39] Lady K
    We're going to the Southern Ninth Prison...
[05:42] Lady
    Also known as Prisonland.
[05:44] Mumei
    Prison? You can't mean...
[05:46] Lady
    Yes, we are going to see your
    father, Shokatsu Toumei.
[05:51] Jailer
    Welcome to Prison Island.
[05:53] Jailer
    Shokatsu Mumei and Ou Koui, is it?
[05:56] Lady
    Yes.
[06:01] Jailer
    Right this way, then.
[06:03] Mumei
    So, how did you know where my
    father was being held, Kou-chan?
[06:08] Koui
    My name is My Fair Lady K!
[06:11] Koui
    That is all I am.
[06:15] Jailer
    Shokatsu Toumei and Shokatsu Mumei
[06:18] Jailer
    are the successors of the
    Shokatsu Technique, yes?
[06:21] Mumei
    You knew that?
[06:22] Jailer
    Don't you know?
[06:24] Jailer
    The bloody history of
    the Shokatsu Technique.
[06:28] Jailer
    The Shokatsu Technique was created during
    the turbulent Three Kingdoms period
[06:33] Jailer
    by the renowned Shu strategist,
    Shokatsu Ryou Koumei.
[06:37] Jailer
    By adding some wizardry to his ingenuity,
[06:40] Jailer
    Koumei devised a number
    of formidable techniques.
[06:49] Jailer
    In the face of such tremendous
    power, the kingdom of Shu
[06:52] Jailer
    gained victory over three separate kingdoms.
[06:56] Jailer
    However, only desolate earth was left
    behind after such overwhelming power.
[07:02] Jailer
    But that is not where the
    Shokatsu Technique ends.
[07:05] Jailer
    Koumei reflected deeply
[07:08] Jailer
    and, this time, researched a technique
    that would bring fruit to the earth.
[07:12] Jailer
    Well, ultimately it depends
    on how you use it, of course.
[07:18] Jailer
    By the way, you two are going to that
    school with the test, aren't you?
[07:22] Jailer
    What do they have you do for that
    Special-Level University something-or-other?
[07:28] Mumei
    I...
[07:29] Jailer
    Well, no matter.
[07:31] Jailer
    Just try not to get yourselves killed, now.
[07:34] Mumei
    Wait a second!
[07:36] Mumei
    Can't I at least meet him normally?
[07:42] Mumei
    Yeah, I guess that's not gonna happen.
[07:59] Toumei
    When I am crushed by the weight of despair,
[08:02] Toumei
    no matter how many times I am
    dispirited, my legs will not break.
[08:05] Toumei
    My heart is strong, like a stalk
    of wheat that rises upward.
[08:08] Toumei
    People call that great
    determination and ambition.
[08:12] Mumei
    Who are you?!
[08:13] Toumei
    I have no name to give the likes of you!
[08:20] Toumei
    You're Shokatsu Mumei, the inheritor
    of the Shokatsu Technique style.
[08:26] Toumei
    I am in charge of your father's life!
[08:35] Mumei
    Father!
[08:37] Toumei
    If you want him back,
[08:39] Toumei
    you'll have to beat me by showing
    me the ultimate Shokatsu Technique!
[08:43] Mumei
    Bastard... I'll make you regret this!
[08:45] Mumei
    Kou-chan, get back!
[08:47] Koui
    My name is Top Sales Lady K!
[08:49] Koui
    Losing here is unacceptable!
[08:51] Mumei
    Right. There won't be a second
    defeat for the Shokatsu Technique!
[08:56] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique, Shinra Banshou!
[09:03] Toumei
    Is big talk all you're really good at?
[09:06] Mumei
    Damn it, I'm not done yet!
[09:07] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique, Fuurinkazan!
[09:11] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique, Ikkitousen!
[09:14] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique, Gouhou Rakurai!
[09:23] Mumei
    It can't be...
[09:24] Toumei
    I can't even make fun of such a
    failure of the Shokatsu Technique.
[09:27] Toumei
    You poor thing. You've never even
    seen the true Shokatsu Technique!
[09:31] Toumei
    It's written all over your face!
[09:34] Mumei
    What the hell do you know?!
[09:36] Toumei
    What a laugh. It's a third-rate product
    rather than the top of the line.
[09:40] Toumei
    If you've been fighting with the Shokatsu
    Technique like this, of course you'd lose.
[09:45] Mumei
    What?
[09:46] Toumei
    Indeed your skills have a power and efficacy
    that aren't bad, in their own way.
[09:51] Toumei
    However, fundamentally,
    you yourself are the worst!
[09:55] Mumei
    But I've been studying the
    secret texts like crazy...
[09:59] Toumei
    Don't blindly accept the secret texts as gospel.
[10:02] Toumei
    Try determining for yourself
    whether you're good or bad!
[10:09] Toumei
    Now, is this the extent of your powers?
[10:12] Toumei
    Or are you saying that pathetic
    Shokatsu Technique is all you've got?
[10:19] Mumei
    Damn it...
[10:20] Mumei
    Once again I'm...
[10:24] Koui
    Mumei!
[10:29] Mumei
    Not yet.
[10:30] Mumei
    I still have some fight left.
[10:34] Mumei
    All I need now is courage!
[10:36] ---
    What?
[10:40] Toumei
    I'm impressed you can spew a line like that in the battered state you're in.
[10:43] Toumei
    Fine, come with me.
[10:45] Toumei
    I'll show you what the true
    Shokatsu Technique looks like.
[10:49] Mumei
    Wh-Who asked you?
[10:52] Toumei
    In one day!
[10:54] Toumei
    By the time that moon next shines,
    you will show me your new powers.
[11:00] Toumei
    Otherwise...
[11:03] Toumei
    I won't have just your father,
    but this girl, as well.
[11:08] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
[11:09] Koui
    No! My name is Vitamin C!
[11:12] Mumei
    That's not even a K! Are you out of ideas?!
[11:14] Toumei
    I'll be waiting at the top of the tower!
[11:17] Toumei
    Come on up, young one!
[11:24] Mumei
    Damn it...
[11:25] Mumei
    I will definitely get my
    father and Kou-chan back.
[11:28] Koui
    No! Wednesday is ladies' day!
[11:31] Koui
    See the rest in the movie theater!
[11:32] Mumei
    We don't have plans for that!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Lament, Mumei! Over Your Father's Dead Body!

8 - Lament, Mumei! Over Your Father's Dead Body!

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SIGN    Lament, Mumei! Over Your Father's Dead Body!
[01:39] Mumei
    Who are you?!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[01:42] Toumei
    I have no name to give the likes of you!
[01:45] Toumei
    I am the inheritor of the
    Shokatsu Technique style.
[01:48] Mumei
    You just told me!
[01:50] Toumei
    Your technique is the Shokatsu style,
    yet it is not the Shokatsu style.
[01:55] Toumei
    I will now engrave the true
    Shokatsu style in your memory!
[02:00] Toumei
    If you want to know the essence of the
    style, come to the top of this tower!
[02:09] Mumei
    Can I really make it all the way to
    the highest floor of this huge tower?
[02:15] Mumei
    But I have to go!
[02:19] Mumei
    Uh, wait.
[02:21] N
    Please enjoy the view on the way
    up to the 105th floor.
[02:30] Mumei
    Scary!
[02:32] N
    The 105th floor.
[02:37] Toumei
    Only those who have overcome
    harsh trials can stand here.
[02:40] Toumei
    People call that "conquest"!
[02:45] Mumei
    Uh, no, I rode an elevator up here!
[02:47] Mumei
    Don't act all high and mighty.
[02:49] Toumei
    I know that you've already mastered
    the wind Shokatsu Technique.
[02:54] Toumei
    Only those who are able to
    manipulate both wind and fire
[02:57] Toumei
    can claim to be practitioners of
    the Shokatsu Technique style.
[03:01] Toumei
    Can you really control fire?
[03:05] Mumei
    This high up?
[03:08] Toumei
    Are you scared?
[03:10] Mumei
    I-I'm just trembling with excitement.
[03:14] Mumei
    Wait, you're shaking, too!
[03:18] Toumei
    Fire! It is the one phenomenon
    closest at hand to mankind.
[03:22] Toumei
    He who controls fire is the victor.
[03:27] Toumei
    Many aspiring practitioners
    have set foot here,
[03:30] Toumei
    but very few of them have returned unscathed.
[03:34] Toumei
    That is how intense this place is.
[03:38] Toumei
    If you wish to turn back, now is the time.
[03:40] Toumei
    What will you do?
[03:41] Toumei
    Of course, if you turn back...
SIGN    Toumei
[03:45] Koui
    I can't take any more...
[03:48] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
[03:49] Koui
    I'm not Kou-chan! I'm Vitamin C!
[03:52] Mumei
    You've already said that one.
[03:57] Mumei
    Dad!
[03:58] Mumei
    Damn!
[04:00] Toumei
    You have no choice.
[04:03] Toumei
    Now, let's begin!
[04:04] Toumei
    Try to obtain the fire.
[04:07] Toumei
    If you can even do it, that is!
[04:11] Mumei
    I'll do it!
[04:13] Mumei
    To control fire is to face it.
[04:16] Mumei
    People call this "empathy"!
[04:19] ---
    Beyond this door is the training area, then?
[04:22] Mumei
    All right, bring it on!
[04:27] Mumei
    Hot!
[04:28] Boy
    Hey, bro!
[04:30] Boy
    Entering a sauna with your clothes
    on is against the rules!
[04:34] Mumei
    Sauna?
[04:36] Mumei
    In a place like this?
[04:37] Boy
    Come on, take your clothes off.
[04:39] Boy
    Come now, come now.
[04:43] Skinny Macho
    Hey, young man, that's better.
[04:46] Skinny Macho
    Now, come sit here.
[04:50] Mumei
    No...
[04:51] Skinny Macho
    What?
[04:52] Skinny Macho
    Don't be shy.
[04:56] Mumei
    Excuse me.
[04:57] Skinny Macho
    Ah, up close and personal.
[04:59] Skinny Macho
    The feel of skin!
[05:01] Mumei
    Damn it...
[05:02] Mumei
    The air is so hot and stuffy, I can't stand it.
[05:09] Mumei
    Water...
[05:11] Skinny Macho
    Oh, my. You can't go yet.
[05:16] Mumei
    Huh?
[05:19] Toumei
    Not yet!
[05:20] Toumei
    You can do it!
[05:21] Mumei
    No, I just want to drink some water.
[05:24] Toumei
    To be hot is to control the heat!
[05:26] Mumei
    No, um...
[05:28] Boy
    You can't run away for water! Face it!
[05:30] Mumei
    Huh?
[05:31] Mumei
    What?!
[05:32] Toumei
    All right! Time for a cheer!
[05:35] All
    Mumei! Mumei! You can do it!
[05:39] All
    Mumei! Mumei! You can do it!
[05:42] ---
    Er, wha...
[05:42] All
    Mumei! Mumei! You can do it!
[05:45] All
    Mumei! Mumei! You can do it!
[05:48] All
    Mumei! Mumei! You can do it!
[05:52] All
    Mumei! Mumei! You can do it!
[05:55] All
    Mumei! Mumei! You can do it!
[05:58] All
    Mumei!
[06:00] Toumei
    Good! You've finally gained control of the heat!
[06:09] Toumei
    Go!
[06:10] Toumei
    The next trial awaits you!
[06:17] Toumei
    The thing that will guide your blazing fire
    to becoming an even hotter flame...
[06:21] Toumei
    People call that "sorting."
[06:32] Toumei
    Look at these.
[06:36] Mumei
    They're dolls!
SIGN    Combustible
[06:38] Toumei
    Combustible, incombustible, incombustible,
    combustible, combustible, combustible!
SIGN    Incombustible
SIGN    Incombustible
SIGN    Combustible
SIGN    Combustible
SIGN    Combustible
[06:42] Toumei
    One more: combustible, incombustible!
SIGN    Combustible
SIGN    Incombustible
[06:44] Mumei
    They're combustible and incombustible...
[06:47] Mumei
    I get it. You're sorting them by their materials!
[06:49] Toumei
    I told you, didn't I?
SIGN    Combustible Incombustible
[06:51] Toumei
    To control the fire, you need eyes
    that see what you need for fire.
[06:58] Toumei
    Do you have eyes like that?
[07:01] Mumei
    I'll do it.
[07:03] Mumei
    Combustible, incombustible, combustible,
    incombustible, combustible, incombustible!
SIGN    Combustible
[07:07] Mumei
    How's that?!
SIGN    Combustible
SIGN    Incombustible
[07:14] Toumei
    Good. Now we'll continue to the next one.
SIGN    108
[07:18] Mumei
    What's going on?
[07:19] Mumei
    The air seems a little thin.
[07:24] Real Toumei
    I've been waiting. Think you can defeat me?
[07:28] Mumei
    This is finally starting to look
    like actual training now.
[07:31] Real Toumei
    I wonder about that.
[07:33] Real Toumei
    It's arrogant to assume that you can handle
    everything with your own power alone.
[07:37] Real Toumei
    You will learn that here.
[07:39] ReaL Toumei
    People call that "studying."
[07:42] Mumei
    Here I go!
[07:44] Mumei
    Why?
[07:45] Mumei
    My body isn't moving the way I want.
[07:47] Real Toumei
    This floor is more than 600
    meters above sea level,
[07:49] Real Toumei
    where athletes do high altitude training.
[07:53] Real Toumei
    Compared to the lower levels,
    the oxygen level is 93%,
[07:56] Real Toumei
    which means that your combat
    strength is minus 7%.
[08:01] Mumei
    What is this? My head is killing me.
[08:03] Mumei
    Just from moving a little bit...
[08:06] Real Toumei
    Those who underestimate high altitudes
    are dealt a crushing blow.
[08:10] Real Toumei
    People call that "altitude sickness."
[08:13] Mumei
    Damn it.
[08:14] Real Toumei
    Try to control the oxygen!
[08:16] Mumei
    You're acting all cool,
    but what's that in your hand?!
[08:22] Mumei
    Damn it...
[08:24] Mumei
    Any unnecessary movements
    could put my life at risk.
[08:27] Real Toumei
    That's right! Control your breathing!
[08:30] Real Toumei
    Fire, fire, wind!
[08:33] Mumei
    Fire, fire, wind?
[08:35] Real Toumei
    Come on. Fire, fire, wind...
SIGN    Fire, fire, wind, fire, fire, wind
[08:38] Real Toumei
    Again! Fire, fire, wind... Fire, fire, wind...
[08:41] Mumei
    Stop saying things I don't understand!
[08:45] Mumei
    What does "fire, fire, wind" mean?!
[08:53] Toumei
    You manipulated the oxygen.
[08:55] Toumei
    And you finally obtained fire.
[09:01] Mumei
    I did?
[09:04] Toumei
    Fire, fire.
[09:05] Mumei
    Wind.
[09:06] Koui
    "Fire, fire, wind" is part
    of the Shokatsu Technique.
[09:10] Koui
    A spell that can control fire.
[09:13] Koui
    He did it. He finally obtained fire.
[09:16] Toumei
    Now!
[09:18] Toumei
    It is time to move on to the final stage,
    and to try out that technique!
[09:29] Mumei
    I controlled the fire?
[09:32] Toumei
    Then, fight with me.
[09:35] Toumei
    If you are able to defeat me,
    I shall release the girl.
[09:39] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
[09:42] Mumei
    Fine by me!
[09:50] Mumei
    What?
[09:51] Toumei
    Shokatsu Technique: Secret!
[09:53] Toumei
    Wind Technique!
[09:55] Toumei
    Shippuu Jinrai!
[10:00] Toumei
    With fire alone, the technique is incomplete.
[10:04] Toumei
    Fire is the user's will.
[10:06] Toumei
    But wind is what turns that will into power.
[10:11] Mumei
    Shokatsu Technique: Secret, Fuu'un Toushou!
[10:14] Mumei
    Konan Hinabe!
[10:23] Mumei
    Dad?
[10:25] Toumei
    You've grown big, Mumei.
[10:29] Toumei
    Now, come here!
[10:33] Mumei
    Hang on, where's Kou-chan?
[10:37] Koui
    It hurts.
[10:39] Koui
    I can't eat any more.
[10:43] Mumei
    That's what she meant?
[10:46] Toumei
    Son, you have fully mastered
    the Shokatsu Technique.
[10:50] Toumei
    I give to you the Shokatsu
    Technique Pen as proof.
[10:55] Toumei
    The pen symbolizes your fire powers,
    and the paper, your wind powers.
[10:59] Toumei
    Master these two items, and you
    can take on any difficulty.
[11:07] Ou
    I had Chinese hotpot yesterday.
[11:09] Ou
    You know how the flavors of the
    two broths gradually mix together?
[11:13] Ou
    That was bothering me just a bit.
[11:16] Ou
    Is there a way to keep it from doing that?
[11:19] Mumei
    That's wrong!
[11:20] Mumei
    The whole appeal of Chinese hotpot is that
    the flavors of the two broths gradually mix!
[11:25] Mumei
    People call that the "real thrill"!
[11:28] Haku
    Mumei-san...
[11:29] Koui
    So the time has finally come?
[11:32] Mumei
    I like paitan soup!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Grand Adventure!
SIGN    Did Jun and Mary Discover the Legendary Ancient Golden Civilization in the Jungle?!

9 - Grand Adventure! Did Jun and Mary Discover the Legendary Ancient Golden Civilization in the Jungle?!

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SIGN    Grand Adventure!
SIGN    Did Jun and Mary Discover
SIGN    the Legendary Ancient Golden Civilization in the Jungle?!
[02:04] Jun
    Wh-Where's the testing area?
[02:14] Ou
    Okay, everyone!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[02:17] Ou
    If you can answer all the questions correctly,
[02:19] Ou
    your boat's engine will start up,
    and you can get out of there.
[02:25] Ou
    If you can't solve the problems
    within the allotted time,
[02:27] Ou
    you'll be carried straight toward the waterfall!
[02:33] Mumei
    Hey, Shuu, sorry to keep you waiting!
[02:35] Mumei
    I'll make sure to return the
    favor from the other day.
[02:39] Shuu
    Have we met somewhere?
[02:40] Shuu
    I don't have the time to remember
    the face of every single loser.
[02:45] Mumei
    I'll make sure you won't forget again!
[02:47] Mumei
    I swear on the name of Shokatsu Mumei,
    inheritor of the Shokatsu Technique style!
[03:04] Sakyou
    Worldly desires!
[03:06] Ukyou
    Awakening!
[03:19] Mumei
    You're as antisocial as ever!
[03:21] Mumei
    Try to enjoy the match a bit!
[03:24] Shuu
    It's a waste of time. Go away.
[03:27] Mumei
    I don't think so!
[03:34] Mumei
    Stick with it just a bit longer,
    and I'll show you something even better.
[03:46] Mumei
    That's the spirit!
[04:07] Jun
    Mary?!
[04:08] Jun
    Hey, where are you going, Mary?
[04:10] Jun
    Don't leave me all alone!
[04:12] Jun
    Mary!
[04:30] Adventure Guy
    You two!
[04:33] Adventure Guy
    If the boat is destroyed,
    you're disqualified.
[04:37] Adventure
    You can go home and suck
    on your mama's teat.
[04:40] Mumei/Shuu
    Shut up! You're in the way!
[04:52] Mumei
    I'm going to use these, Dad.
[04:57] Mumei
    I'll show you
[04:59] Mumei
    the fruits of that hellish training!
[05:02] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
SIGN    Shokatsu Technique
SIGN    Kak
[05:04] Mumei
    Kakka Gekihatsu!
SIGN    Ka
SIGN    Geki
SIGN    Hatsu
SIGN    Kakka Gekihatsu
[05:11] N
    Kakka Gekihatsu!
[05:12] N
    One of the fire techniques of
    the Shokatsu Technique in which
[05:15] N
    fire is produced by the friction
    between the pen and the paper!
[05:30] Mumei
    I knew it. It's string.
[05:33] Mumei
    Your unseen attacks are actually
    those extremely fine strings.
[05:38] Mumei
    So the true nature of your technique is that you're controlling the strings.
[05:43] Shuu
    Even if you figured that out, it's still pointless.
[05:47] Shuu
    Be it wind or flame,
[05:50] Shuu
    there is nothing that can
    harm my crimson strings.
[05:53] Mumei
    We won't know unless we try!
SIGN    Style: Shokatsu Technique
[05:56] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
SIGN    Hou
[05:58] Mumei
    Houka Renten!
SIGN    Ka
SIGN    Ren
SIGN    Ten
[06:01] N
    Houka Renten!
[06:03] N
    This technique of manipulating multiple
    flames at once may only be used by those
[06:08] N
    who have studied the deepest
    levels of the Shokatsu Technique.
[06:12] Shuu
    I told you it was pointless!
[06:36] Haku
    Kou-san?
[06:46] Jun
    Am I going to die like this?
[07:05] Adventure Guy
    To attack an examiner like that...
[07:07] Adventure Guy
    You guys must be C-Types.
[07:10] Adventure Guy
    You will be punished!
[07:11] Adventure
    I'll treat you to some sweet candy!
[07:14] Adventure Guy
    Eat up!
[07:16] Anri
    You can't do that, Teacher.
[07:18] Adventure Guy
    Wh-What are you doing?
    There's a test in session.
[07:22] Anri
    You can't.
[07:24] Anri
    It will put a damper on this fine match.
[07:29] Adventure Guy
    I guess that's true.
[07:30] Adventure Guy
    It's good that you all have such spirit!
[07:38] Anri
    The Shokatsu Technique and the
    crimson string of the Shuu family.
[07:43] Anri
    Now, show me which one of you is truly suited
    to be the special-level university graduate.
[07:59] Shuu
    This isn't even useful for killing time.
[08:02] Shuu
    My string is phantasmagoric.
[08:04] Shuu
    Sometimes it is hard like steel, while
    at other times, it is as flexible as silk.
[08:09] Mumei
    I know that very well.
[08:11] Mumei
    It's caused me pain many times!
[08:24] Shuu
    You controlled the fire with wind?
[08:28] Mumei
    I won't miss next time!
[08:31] Haku
    Kou-san, look out!
[08:40] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
[08:43] Shuu
    Abandoning the match and running away?
[08:46] Shuu
    Gutless.
[08:51] Mumei
    Wind, surge and make the fire stand!
SIGN    Wind
[08:55] Mumei
    Fire, flourish and summon the wind!
SIGN    Fire
[09:00] Mumei
    Wind and fire are one! This is the deepest
    secret of the Shokatsu Technique!
[09:11] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
SIGN    Ka
[09:14] Mumei
    Kabu Fuu'un!
SIGN    Bu
SIGN    Fuu
SIGN    Un
[09:19] N
    Kabu Fuu'un!
[09:20] N
    One of the greatest secrets
    of the Shokatsu Technique
[09:23] N
    in which two teachings,
    fire and wind, become one!
[09:42] Haku
    Mumei-san! Kou-san!
[09:59] Mumei
    This is...
[10:03] Haku
    Thank goodness!
[10:17] Mumei
    Shuu, you...
[10:21] Shuu
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[10:23] Shuu
    It wouldn't sit right with me if you
    died while throwing the match.
[10:29] Mumei
    Right! I'll definitely kick your ass next time,
[10:32] Mumei
    Shuu Rinu!
[10:35] Shuu
    I'll accept it, Shokatsu Mumei.
[10:49] Mumei
    What have you been up to
    all this time, Kou-chan?
[10:51] Shuu
    Hey, where are you looking, Mumei?
    Keep your eyes only on me.
[11:21] Jun
    Mary!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Chiikura.

10 - Chiikura

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SIGN    Chiikura.
[01:36] Ou
    The truth is...
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[01:38] Ou
    Up through middle school,
    I was a terribly plain student.
[01:43] Ou
    But when I started high school, I knew
    that wouldn't do, so I tried my best.
[01:47] Ou
    You're only young once!
[01:49] Ou
    It's okay to fall in love!
[01:51] Ou
    Everyone, break out of your
    cocoon and become a butterfly!
[01:57] Flashy Examiner
    Now, then...
[01:59] Flashy Examiner
    I will grade everyone's special occasion outfits!
[02:04] Flashy Examiner
    Entry number one, Shokatsu Mumei-kun!
SIGN    No. 1 Shokatsu Mumei
[02:09] Flashy Examiner
    It gives the sense of a positive attitude,
    like that of a leading man.
[02:12] Flashy Examiner
    It's unfortunate, however, that you
    don't look as cool as you think you do.
SIGN    No. 1 Shokatsu Mumei
[02:20] Flashy Examiner
    Entry number two, Ryuu Haku-san!
[02:26] Flashy Examiner
    Isn't she adorably put together,
    like a pure, orthodox heroine?
[02:30] Flashy Examiner
    Your character is a bit weak,
    but I'm sure that will improve in time.
[02:35] Mumei
    Haku-chan!
[02:43] Flashy Examiner
    Entry number three, Mr. Bug User!
[02:47] Jun
    Ma—
[02:48] Flashy Examiner
    Entry number four, Ou Koui-san!
SIGN    No. 4 Ou Koui
[02:56] Flashy Examiner
    Um...
[02:57] Flashy Examiner
    This is your special occasion outfit?
[03:02] Flashy Examiner
    Your basics aren't bad,
    so stand up straight!
[03:07] Flashy Examiner
    Smile, smile!
[03:09] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
[03:10] Mumei
    This is part of the exam, too! Smile!
SIGN    Forced Exit
[03:30] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
[03:36] Ou
    Huh? It was unlocked.
[03:39] Ou
    It's okay. Come on in.
[03:40] Haku
    Are you sure?
[03:42] Ou
    There's no point in being
    formal now. Come on in.
[03:45] Haku/Anri
    Thank you.
[03:53] Ou
    Have a seat wherever you like.
[03:55] Ou
    Oh, and don't go snooping around.
[03:58] Anri
    In other words, there's something
    she doesn't want us to see.
[04:02] Haku
    P-Please don't, Anri-san.
[04:06] Anri
    Oh, how sexy.
[04:10] Koui
    That kind of underwear lacks functionality.
[04:13] Anri
    Jeez, Kou-chan, that's why you're
    going to fail the fashion exam.
[04:18] Koui
    I will not recognize that as an exam.
[04:20] Koui
    It's pointless, anyway. Clothes can only
    be judged by individual subjectivity.
[04:26] Ou
    I boiled some water.
[04:28] Ou
    I have coffee, black tea, oolong
    tea, and some turtle jelly.
[04:31] Haku/Koui
    Turtle jelly!
[04:34] Anri
    I'll have coffee.
[04:36] Haku
    Ah, I'll help!
[04:37] Ou
    Okay, can you get the sugar and milk?
[04:42] Ou
    Chiikura.
[04:47] Anri
    Now, then...
[04:48] Anri
    Time for our first girls-only
    meeting all about Kou-chan!
[04:55] Koui
    What does that mean?
[04:57] Koui
    I was told this was Miss Ou's
    individual supplementary lesson.
[05:01] Anri
    See, this is what I meant, Miss Ou.
[05:03] Anri
    Don't you think Kou-chan is a bit too stiff?
[05:06] Ou
    You're right, but that's
    probably another part of youth.
[05:11] Haku
    I think that's just how Kou-san
    is, and it's wonderful.
[05:15] Anri
    Sure, but since we're all here,
[05:18] Anri
    I thought it'd be more exciting
    if we had some kind of theme.
[05:21] Anri
    All we ever do is study and take exams, right?
[05:25] Anri
    We need to do girly things once in a while.
[05:27] Ou
    Girly?
[05:29] Ou
    That's right, I'm still a girl, too.
[05:32] Ou
    I should've said that to the bald old
    guy when he said cryptic crap like,
[05:36] Ou
    "If you're in your 30s, act like it.
    If I cut my age in half, I'd be your age."
[05:39] Ou
    Stupid idiot!
[05:40] Anri
    Miss Ou, are you already drunk?
[05:43] Ou
    Not a chance.
[05:46] Haku
    Delicious.
[05:47] Anri
    You take things at your own pace, huh?
[05:49] Haku
    Yes, I'm told that a lot.
[05:51] Anri
    That wasn't a compliment.
[05:55] Haku
    Delicious.
[06:00] Anri
    Chiikura!
[06:04] Anri
    Kou-chan, what clothing brands do you like?
[06:08] Anri
    Don't make such a perplexed face.
[06:11] Anri
    Like, what store or mail order site?
    I like Weeg and Mystery.
[06:17] Koui
    My mom buys my clothes
    for me, so I don't know.
[06:19] Anri
    Um, do you read fashion magazines
    or watch anything on TV?
[06:23] Koui
    We don't do that at my house.
[06:25] Haku
    Delicious.
[06:27] Anri
    Um...
[06:28] Anri
    Where do you buy your clothes, Haku-chan?
[06:30] Haku
    My clothes?
[06:31] Haku
    My mom buys most of my clothes, too.
[06:33] ---
    What?!
[06:35] Koui
    Any clothes are fine as long as
    they regulate body temperature.
[06:38] Anri
    That's a bit excessive for a
    high school student, even you.
[06:41] Anri
    Right, Miss Ou?
[06:42] Anri
    You pick out your own cute clothes, right?
[06:47] Ou
    Cute?
[06:49] Ou
    Yeah!
[06:50] Ou
    They tell me, "Become a cute woman!"
[06:53] Ou
    Isn't that rude, though?
[06:54] ---
    After all, I've always been cute!
[06:57] Ou
    "You need to put some effort into it."
[06:58] Ou
    Well, you've always looked like a frog,
    so of course effort was necessary,
[07:02] Ou
    but just putting effort into
    something isn't enough!
[07:06] Ou
    How does someone like you
    actually get a boyfriend?! Fuck!
[07:10] Haku
    Delicious.
[07:13] Ou
    "Delicious," my ass!
[07:19] Ou
    Is that how you try to make yourself look cute?
[07:25] Ou
    Must be nice to be so young.
[07:29] Ou
    Even without makeup, people say
    you look fine as you are, right?
[07:34] Ou
    Ugh... Well, ten years ago,
    people said that to me, too.
[07:37] Ou
    What? "Don't lie about your age"? Oh, shut up!
[07:40] Anri
    W-Wait, Miss Ou!
[07:43] Ou
    I've had it rough, you know!
[07:45] Ou
    When I visit home, my little
    sister brags about her kids,
[07:47] Ou
    and my mom and dad don't
    dare say anything except,
[07:50] Ou
    "As long as you're happy and healthy,
    that's all that matters!"
[07:53] Ou
    Stop trying to make me feel better!
[07:56] Ou
    Just come out and say, "Have a kid already!"
[07:59] Ou
    I know they've already thought of
    names for their grandchildren
[08:02] Ou
    and are studying the number of strokes!
[08:06] Anri
    I guess becoming an adult is hard, huh?
[08:11] Haku
    Chiikura.
[08:25] Haku
    You're already cute, Kou-san,
    so you're fine just as you are.
[08:29] Haku
    Here, say "ah."
[08:33] Haku
    You're so cute!
[08:35] Anri
    Hey, you spoil Kou-chan too much!
[08:37] Anri
    And Kou-chan, if you keep eating sweets
    like that, you're going to get fat.
[08:41] Koui
    My body doesn't get fat,
    so there's no problem.
[08:44] Haku
    Same for me.
[08:46] Anri
    I'm starting to understand
    how Miss Ou feels.
[08:51] Anri
    Putting that aside!
[08:53] Anri
    Let's get to the real point of this meeting.
[08:57] Anri
    Let's get to the real point of this meeting!
[08:58] Koui
    Don't shout. You'll disturb the neighbors.
[09:01] Anri
    You two take things way too easy!
[09:03] Haku
    Yes, I'm told that a lot.
[09:08] Anri
    Forget it. Anyway, is there
    anyone you like at the moment?
[09:11] Haku
    What?! Why, all of a sudden?
[09:14] Anri
    Oh, that's a great reaction! Who is it?
[09:17] Anri
    Is it Shuu-kun, since he's good-looking?
[09:19] Haku
    I don't like someone just
    because they're good-looking.
[09:22] Anri
    Then how about Mumei-kun,
    who always gives his all?
[09:24] Anri
    Did you feel it was fate because
    of your matching pens?
[09:27] Haku
    Huh? The pens were just a coincidence.
[09:30] Anri
    A coincidence?
[09:31] Ou
    The other day, I was invited to have
    drinks with a much younger guy!
[09:36] Ou
    And just when I thought maybe
    he was interested in me...
[09:40] ---
    I stopped! As if that would happen!
[09:42] Ou
    After a few drinks, he says he likes one
    of my juniors! Like I give a rat's ass!
[09:47] Ou
    I don't need some limp-ded wuss
    who doesn't even have the balls
[09:50] Ou*
    to ask that wannabe
    light novel heroine out!
[09:52] Ou
    Baldy!
[09:56] Anri
    I'm never inviting her to anything again.
[09:59] Haku
    Uh, you know...
[10:01] Haku
    The one I'm most interested
    in at the moment is...
[10:22] Koui
    Chiikura.
[10:28] Anri
    Wow, look at the time.
[10:30] Anri
    I guess we should call it a night.
[10:34] Haku
    Delicious!
[10:36] Anri
    What was up with today, anyway?
[10:39] Anri
    Miss Ou lost her marbles, and our plan
    for Kou-chan's makeover went nowhere.
[10:42] Haku
    But it was fun!
[10:44] Haku
    Wasn't it, Kou-san?
[10:46] Koui
    Sweets are okay once in a while.
[10:48] Ou
    But I'm glad the two of
    you get along so well.
[10:51] Ou
    I wish you everlasting happiness!
[10:58] Ou
    I'm going to get baby gifts first, though!
[11:01] Haku
    O-Oh, no! A baby?! I don't...
[11:13] Heroine
    What?! This isn't Miss Ou's house?!
[11:23] Anri
    Could it be that Miss Ou's junior is...
[11:32] Ou
    Be happy, everyone!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    I Don't Know Who Called, But Everyone Knows. The Name Is Katsurahira!

11 - I Don't Know Who Called, But Everyone Knows. The Name Is Katsuhira!

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SIGN    I Don't Know Who Called, But Everyone Knows. The Name Is Katsuhira!
[01:38] Ou
    Okay, everyone!
[01:40] Ou
    We've studied a lot during the
    first semester, haven't we?
[01:44] Ou
    I'm so very happy.
[01:47] Ou
    Speaking of happy,
[01:49] Ou
    I've recently been on a diet and succeeded
    in losing two kilograms! Two kilograms!
[01:54] Ou
    Isn't that great?
[01:56] Ou
    That's why I've been thinking that I'll
    buy some macarons today to treat myself.
[02:00] Ou
    Oh, speaking of macarons...
[02:03] Students
    You're talking too much!
[02:05] Ou
    Oh, my... Well, then,
    why don't we begin today's exam?
[02:09] Ou
    Ready? Bang!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[02:24] Ou
    Now, I have some business to attend to,
    so I'll be excusing myself.
[02:28] Ou
    Oh, right, this exam is the
    final exam of the first semester.
[02:33] Ou
    Those who do poorly will
    be expelled, so be careful!
[02:37] Students
    Expelled?!
[02:38] Ou
    See ya.
[02:40] Mumei
    What's up with that?
[02:41] Mumei
    It's the first semester final,
    and there's no examiner?
[02:44] Jun
    What are they planning?
[02:46] Anri
    Could they be hiding somewhere?
[02:48] Koui
    Trying to make us let our
    guard down? How underhanded.
[02:55] Student
    My bad, my bad. My hand slipped...
[02:59] Mumei
    Damn, that was misleading.
[03:01] Jun
    Seriously.
[03:02] Anri
    But we can't let our guard down.
[03:04] Koui
    Obviously. Stay vigilant.
[03:07] Student
    Sorry. My hand slipped.
[03:11] Jun
    Asshole.
[03:12] Mumei
    It seems there's no examiner this time.
[03:14] Jun
    Yeah, seems so.
[03:16] Anri
    Maybe they're out of ideas.
[03:18] Koui
    Whoever the examiner,
    we need only solve the problems.
[03:28] Katsuhira
    The voice.
[03:29] Katsuhira
    It is the source of all dreams.
[03:32] Katsuhira
    The voice.
[03:33] Katsuhira
    It is the sign pointing to hope.
[03:35] Katsuhira
    With my voice, I have guided countless
    children on the correct path to the future.
[03:42] Katsuhira
    I have devoted my body
    and soul to that task.
[03:45] Mumei
    That couldn't be...
[03:47] Jun
    It's just some old dude.
[03:49] Jun
    Go, Mary.
[03:51] Mary
    Yes!
[03:52] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[03:59] Mary
    Love, love.
[04:02] Jun
    Mary, what's going on?!
[04:04] Jun
    Hey, don't fall so madly in love with—
[04:12] Jun
    Mary...
[04:14] Student
    Sterilize the examiner!
[04:15] Student
    Die!
[04:16] Katsuhira
    I have poise and pride!
[04:21] Mumei
    There's no doubt. He's the real thing.
[04:24] Shuu
    Damn this school. They've
    brought in a real monster.
[04:28] Mumei
    The strongest and best voice
    actor on the mainland.
[04:31] Mumei
    From kids' cartoons to
    narrating variety programs,
[04:35] Mumei
    it's said that you can't go a
    day without hearing his voice.
[04:38] Anri
    His work has even spread to the internet.
[04:41] Anri
    Everyone on the mainland
    is fascinated by him.
[04:45] Mumei
    The mainland's strongest entertainer!
[04:48] Katsuhira
    That's right, I'm Katsuhira.
[04:51] Katsuhira
    Now, recall the pure dreams
    of your youth with my voice!
[04:56] Katsuhira
    I have poise and pride!
[05:02] Student
    I wanted to become a kung fu master
    after watching his cartoons!
[05:07] Student
    I wanted to become a robot pilot!
[05:11] Student
    I wanted to be the protagonist
    of a harem love show!
[05:15] Student
    I wanted to be a magical girl!
[05:19] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[05:31] {TN
    Machia-Machia-chiavelli!
    Machiavellianism!
[05:34] Anri
    His power is gonna be trouble.
[05:36] Anri
    Everyone is caught up in the dreams of
    their youth, triggered by his voice.
[05:41] Anri
    They can't take the exam anymore.
[05:50] Katsuhira
    I have poise!
[05:51] Anri
    I won't be taken in by your voice.
[05:54] Anri
    I can't!
[05:56] Katsuhira
    And pride!
[05:57] Anri
    But it hurts!
SIGN    Anri
[06:03] Souffle Macaron
    I am the voice actress, Souffle Macaron.
SIGN    (Wrong) Anri
SIGN    (Right) Souffle Macaron
[06:05] Souffle Macaron
    I am forever 17 years and 3 months old.
[06:08] Souffle Macaron
    It's a pleasure.
[06:10] Mumei
    So Anri wanted to be a voice actress?
[06:13] Souffle Macaron
    My dream is to put out a photo book.
[06:15] Souffle Macaron
    Also, I want to be in a band and appear on
    a singing contest and get rich on royalties!
[06:21] Mumei
    Isn't that still a voice actress?
[06:23] Katsuhira
    I have appeared in countless
    productions until now,
[06:26] Katsuhira
    teaching children about dreams,
    hope, and the future.
[06:30] Katsuhira
    I'm not exaggerating when I say I have
    dedicated my entire life to this.
[06:35] Katsuhira
    However!
[06:36] Katsuhira
    As Confucius said, "At fifty,
    I know the will of Heaven!"
[06:40] Katsuhira
    And that's when I had an epiphany.
[06:42] Katsuhira
    The way to guide children down the true path
    to their future was to become a teacher.
[06:48] Katsuhira
    I will reform students like you who
    use cowardly cheating techniques
[06:51] Katsuhira
    while possessing abilities that
    give you an unfair advantage.
[06:54] Haku
    Cheating?
[06:55] Mumei
    Who is he talking about that's
    cheating? I'll kick their ass!
[07:01] Katsuhira
    Shokatsu Mumei-kun, I can't abide
    the fact that an excellent
[07:05] Katsuhira
    and capable person such as
    yourself is a C-Type student.
[07:08] Haku
    C-Type?
[07:09] Mumei
    Oh, I just reviewed for this problem! Awesome!
[07:17] Katsuhira
    I became a teacher to reform
    all C-Type students.
[07:23] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[07:28] Katsuhira
    I have poise and pride!
[07:33] Katsuhira
    It's useless.
[07:34] Katsuhira
    You won't be able to withstand
    my voice like that.
[07:39] Mumei
    That's right.
[07:40] Mumei
    I wanted... I wanted to be a chef!
[07:45] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[07:47] Katsuhira Heads
    I have intelligence and pride!
[07:58] Shuu
    It's pointless.
[07:59] Shuu
    I've drowned out your voice with
    the vibration of my strings.
[08:03] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:07] Katsuhira Heads
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:10] Shuu
    It's pointless!
[08:11] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:15] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence!
[08:18] Mumei
    When his voice and the strings collide,
    they vibrate the atmosphere.
[08:23] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:26] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:33] Mumei
    Shuu!
[08:35] Mumei
    How dare you hurt Shuu?!
[08:37] Katsuhira
    It's your turn next.
[08:39] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:46] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:49] Katsuhira
    I have poise!
[08:52] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[08:54] Mumei
    Seihitsu Yojou!
SIGN    Style: Shokatsu Technique Seihitsu Yojou
[08:56] NA
    Seihitsu Yojou!
[08:57] NA
    An absolutely perfect vacuum is created by
    controlling the movements of the atmosphere.
[09:02] NA
    It is one of the secret abilities
    of the Shokatsu Technique.
[09:05] Mumei
    Voices are carried via
    vibrations in the atmosphere.
[09:08] Mumei
    So if I create a vacuum,
    your voice won't reach anymore!
[09:14] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[09:16] Mumei
    Enko Fuuryuu!
SIGN    Enko Fuuryuu
SIGN    Style: Shokatsu Technique Enko Fuuryuu
[09:21] NA
    Enko Fuuryuu!
[09:23] NA
    At the same time a tiger is created by
    flames, a dragon is created by wind.
[09:27] NA
    It's one of the secrets
    of the Shokatsu Technique
[09:29] NA
    that can only be used by those
    who have mastered wind and fire.
[09:44] Mumei
    All right! Now if Kou-chan
    can just finish the exam...
[09:47] Katsuhira
    Not yet.
[09:49] Katsuhira
    You're a C-type student, so it's only natural
    that you must have an L-Type with you.
[09:54] Katsuhira
    Since it's come to this, I will
    bring down your L-Type partner.
[09:58] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and poise!
[10:02] Katsuhira Heads
    I have intelligence and poise!
[10:04] Katsuhira Heads
    Stop taking the exam!
SIGN    Stop
[10:06] Katsuhira Heads
    Stop!
SIGN    Stop
[10:07] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
SIGN    Stop
[10:09] Katsuhira
    Wh-What?!
[10:13] Koui
    You've been making a lot of noise.
[10:16] Koui
    Who are you?
[10:19] Katsuhira
    What? You don't know who I am?
[10:21] Katsuhira
    Um, I'd have thought you'd heard my
    voice somewhere on TV or the internet.
[10:24] Koui
    TV?
[10:26] Koui
    Internet?
[10:27] Koui
    I haven't seen any luxuries
    like those in my whole life.
[10:30] Katsuhira
    Th-That's impossible!
[10:36] Katsuhira
    I'm done for!
[10:39] Katsuhira
    Boom!
[10:41] Koui
    You're a pathetic cur for being
    deceived by that old man's voice.
[10:45] Mumei
    My bad, my bad.
[10:47] Mumei
    But the fact that you've
    never watched TV saved us.
[10:50] Koui
    Even if I'd wanted to, we didn't have a TV.
[10:55] Koui
    My father became a friend's
    solidarity guarantor,
[10:59] Koui
    and he incurred a large debt,
    so of course we didn't have a TV.
[11:03] Mumei
    Kou-chan, let's go buy a TV during summer
    break and watch the heck out of it.
[11:09] Koui
    Don't pity me!
[11:10] Ou
    My, my, so Katsuhira-san lost?
[11:17] Mumei
    Ah, Miss Ou, the test is already—
[11:32] Ou
    No, the real test starts now.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Post-Festival Sparklers

12 - Post-Festival Sparklers

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SIGN    Post-Festival Sparklers
[01:42] Mumei
    M-Miss Ou?
[01:45] Ou
    You were splendid, Mumei-kun.
[01:47] Ou
    As were the rest of my adorable students.
[01:49] Ou
    You've done well to mature to this point.
[01:52] Haku
    Miss Ou, that outfit...
[01:59] Ukyou
    Nice.
[02:01] Sakyou
    So nice.
[02:02] Ou
    Congratulations.
[02:03] Ou
    You've passed the final exam.
[02:05] Ou
    But...
[02:06] Ou
    The real test starts now.
[02:11] Mumei
    Huh?
[02:28] Ou
    Oh, moon!
[02:42] Anri
    The moon is getting bigger!
[02:43] Shuu
    No, that's not it.
[02:45] Shuu
    The moon is getting closer.
[02:49] Ou
    Yes, that's right.
[02:50] Ou
    The moon has fallen out of its
    orbit and begun its descent.
[02:54] Ou
    If it continues, this school and the entire
    planet will be destroyed in a matter of hours.
[03:00] Mumei
    What?
[03:01] Ou
    Shokatsu Mumei, you are the
    representative of this school.
[03:05] Ou
    If you wish to stop the moon from falling,
    try to pass this final test.
[03:10] Jun
    Hang on a minute, Miss Ou.
[03:12] Jun
    What do you mean,
    Earth will be destroyed?
[03:15] Anri
    Just who are you?
[03:17] Ou
    Good question.
[03:20] Ou
    I will tell you this as a
    messenger from the universe...
[03:24] Ou
    We possess technology and
    culture far superior to yours.
[03:29] Ou
    I was appointed as a teacher at
    this school in order to determine
[03:34] Ou
    whether or not you had grown to a point
    where you would be on par with us.
[03:37] Ou
    Yes, this is a test!
[03:40] Ou
    If you pass it, you will all
    be accepted as our equals.
[03:44] Ou
    However, if you fail,
    you will be deemed unworthy.
[03:48] Jun
    Um...
[03:50] Mumei
    I'm sorry, Miss Ou. I didn't realize.
[03:52] Mumei
    You're exhausted, aren't you?
[03:54] Ou
    I see.
[03:56] Ou
    Perhaps you're all just in need of
    some clearer motivation?
[04:04] Haku
    No!
[04:05] Mumei
    Haku-chan!
[04:07] Ou
    If you want to stop the moon from falling
    and save this girl, try to pass my test!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[04:13] Mumei
    I don't really understand what's
    going on, but I'll do it!
[04:16] Mumei
    Haku-chan, just wait for me!
[04:18] Mumei
    Nothing is impossible with
    the Shokatsu Technique!
[04:21] Ou
    Then, once again, let the test begin.
[04:24] Mumei
    No regrets! Let's do this!
[04:27] Mumei
    Shokatsu Technique secret—
[04:30] Mumei
    What?
[04:31] Ou
    It's futile!
[04:32] Ou
    I developed that device. It is an
    anti-Shokatsu Technique machine,
[04:36] Ou
    also known as the ASM.
[04:38] Ou
    Within that field, all of
    your attacks are nullified.
[04:42] Mumei
    Bull! This pathetic little machine
    can't stop my Shokatsu Technique!
[04:49] Ou
    Have you forgotten?
[04:51] Ou
    I'm your homeroom teacher.
[04:53] Ou
    I've always been watching all of you.
[04:56] Ou
    I have analyzed everything about
    your Shokatsu Technique.
[04:59] Haku
    M-Mumei-san...
[05:02] Ou
    Now, you'd better hurry and fill in your
    answers. The moon is getting closer.
[05:06] Mumei
    Damn it!
[05:15] Koui
    I knew it. You're hopeless
    without me, aren't you?
[05:15] Koui
    Don't make me do this...
[05:17] Anri
    Leave this to me.
[05:19] Anri
    Miss Ou, won't you please stop that machine?
[05:23] Ou
    That won't work.
[05:25] Jun
    Damn it!
[05:32] Ou
    The eye technique, bug user,
    and crimson thread.
[05:35] Ou
    I know all about your techniques.
[05:39] Ou
    Now just be quiet and watch from over there.
[05:41] Shuu
    Impossible...
[05:42] Jun
    She's insanely strong.
[05:46] Haku
    No!
[05:48] Mumei
    Damn it! If this keeps up, Haku-chan will...
[05:55] Mumei
    I don't know any of this.
[05:57] Jun
    He's just a regular idiot without
    the Shokatsu Technique, isn't he?
[06:01] Ukyou
    Hey, look!
[06:02] Sakyou
    That's...
[06:03] Ukyou
    All the teachers!
[06:06] Sakyou
    They're taking a stand to
    save Earth from danger!
[06:19] Ou
    You're in the way.
[06:26] Mumei
    Damn it.
[06:31] Toumei
    Dot, dot, dot...
[06:37] Mumei
    How am I so powerless?
[06:48] Mumei
    There's no way I can pass the test
    and save Haku-chan all by myself.
[06:53] Koui
    Are you going to yield again?
[06:56] Koui
    You said there's nothing the Shokatsu
    Technique can't solve. Or was that a lie?
[07:01] Mumei
    But... But I...
[07:03] Koui
    Besides, you're not alone.
[07:06] Mumei
    Huh?
[07:09] Mumei
    Everyone...
[07:10] Shuu
    Nothing has been settled between us yet.
[07:12] Jun
    That's right. I'm the one
    who's gonna destroy you.
[07:16] Anri
    Miss Ou! Stop that machine!
[07:18] Ou
    I hate students who don't listen.
[07:24] Ou
    Try as many times as you like, but it's futile.
[07:26] Ou
    None of your techniques will work.
[07:29] Shuu
    I wonder about that.
[07:36] Ou
    What?!
[07:37] Anri
    You let your guard down.
[07:39] Anri
    We only needed you to leave
    yourself open for an instant.
[07:42] Koui
    When you did, I identified the
    vital points of that machine.
[07:47] Jun
    And my Mary destroyed them.
[07:50] Shuu
    It's no use.
[07:52] Shuu
    Unless you want to be sliced to bits, I suggest
    you don't make any careless movements.
[07:56] Ou
    Damn you all...
[07:58] Koui
    Even if our individual abilities won't work,
[08:00] Koui
    we can still make an opening
    when we cooperate.
[08:03] Anri
    Don't underestimate our abilities.
[08:06] Mumei
    Everyone...
[08:07] Jun
    Don't just space out, Mumei!
[08:09] Jun
    The test ain't over yet!
[08:11] ---
    Right!
[08:16] Mumei
    Wind, surge and make the flames rise!
[08:20] Mumei
    Fire, burn and summon the wind!
[08:30] Mumei
    Fuuka Ittsui!
[08:32] Mumei
    This is the highest level
    of the Shokatsu Technique!
[08:40] Toumei
    No matter how deep the darkness,
[08:42] Toumei
    there is no night that does not end in dawn.
[08:45] Toumei
    So long as the heart never breaks,
[08:47] Toumei
    a ray of light will always shine
    in the darkly clouded sky.
[08:50] Toumei
    People call that the light of the dawn!
[08:55] Koui/Shuu/Jun/Anri
    Do it!
[09:01] Mumei
    I'm going to show you
[09:02] Mumei
    the greatest secret of
    the Shokatsu Technique!
[09:08] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique! Greatest Secret!
[09:14] Mumei
    Nichirin Shouten!
SIGN    Nichirin Shouten
[09:17] N
    Nichirin Shouten!
[09:19] N
    Transforming oneself into the sun by
    covering the body in extremely hot flames.
[09:26] N
    It is the greatest and strongest
    secret of the Shokatsu Technique!
[09:36] Ou
    Impossible!
[09:37] Ou
    Th-This is...
[09:39] Ou
    This is their true power!
[09:58] Mumei
    All questions answered!
[10:01] Mumei
    There's no problem the Shokatsu
    Technique can't solve!
[10:19] Haku
    Mumei-san?
[10:20] Mumei
    Welcome back, Haku-chan.
[10:28] Haku
    Mary?
[10:30] ---
    Hi!
[10:33] Mumei
    No!
[10:42] Ou
    Good morning, everyone!
[10:43] Ou
    Let's all do our best again today!
[10:46] Mumei
    Man, we had one hell of a day yesterday.
[10:49] Haku
    I thought it was rather enjoyable, actually.
[10:51] Anri
    Once the closing ceremony is over today,
    it'll finally be summer vacation.
[10:56] Anri
    Where are you guys going?
[10:57] Jun
    K-K-Koui-chan! P-P-Please
    come to the ocean with me...
[11:01] Koui
    Go drown by yourself, wharf roach!
[11:05] Koui
    Oh, that's right. This came for you.
[11:10] Mumei
    Shuu?
[11:13] Mumei
    What the heck is with Shuu?
[11:16] Mumei
    Calling me out to a place like this...
[11:29] Koui
    No!
SIGN    The End