4 - Iono Crisis
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Lately, lots of people have been illegally downloading TV shows over the internet.
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Without the right holders' permission,
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distribution, via the internet or bootlegs,
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is illegal.
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Please be careful.
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You're the one who needs to be careful, you sick excuse for a magical girl!
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Morning!
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Hakone-chan, let's go to school!
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OK, wait just a second.
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Sen-nii... I hope you like it.
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Hey, morning.
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Sen-nii, morning.
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Sorry, Iono. Hakone'll be done in a second.
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Don't apologize.
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I'm the one who hangs out on her doorstep every morning.
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Hey, Sen-nii...
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Would you-
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What?
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Nothing.
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What's with that stupid look on your face?
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When are you ever gonna get a girlfriend?
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Shut up.
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You can ask me that after you get a boyfriend.
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Dummy.
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Huh?
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It's nothing!
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Hey, Iono-chan?
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What is it?
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You still haven't asked my brother out?
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What are you suddenly talking about?
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It's not sudden at all.
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You've been after him for a long time.
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I think I can feel safe leaving him in your hands.
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Leaving him in my hands?
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And if I wasn't after him?
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If you weren't, I would take him myself!
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Still, Hakone-chan, you've become a lot more forward lately.
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You used to be pretty quiet.
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You think so?
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I don't really know,
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but I think I feel better than I used to.
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Maybe it's because Mom's watching over me.
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Just kidding!
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Anyhow, let me give you some advice
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from a much happier Hakone:
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you come by every morning,
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so you should tell him you like him.
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I'm cheering you on, OK?
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I'll help out in any way I can.
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Thanks, Hakone-chan,
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but for now, I think I'm fine
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using you as a pretext to see him every morning.
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Someday, I'll tell him, OK?
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That's so cute, Iono-chan.
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Don't tease your elders!
SIGN Iono Crisis
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Iono Crisis.
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I had no idea
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that kind of girl was around that barbarian.
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And...
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Tomonaga Iono-chan is a childhood friend to Sento-kun and Hakone-chan.
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She's giving off pretty obvious lovey-dovey vibes,
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but Sento-kun doesn't seem to notice at all.
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A childhood friend...
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I can't let my guard down, then.
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Let your guard down for what?
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Nothing.
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You two!
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Oh, hey there.
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I already told you that this isn't your damned break room!
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I didn't... I mean, Plug insisted we come.
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Don't get the wrong idea.
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I'm definitely not using Plug as an excuse to see you.
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My, you're such a ladies' man...
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What are you talking about?
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Sure is tough being so popular with the girls, huh?
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Stop it.
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Enough, already!
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Not that I care, but don't you guys have work to do?
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Your boss'll chew you out again.
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I know that.
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I was just about to change into my suit.
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Change?
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Right, right. I'm on the job.
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Hey, Plug!
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You just changed in front of a guy.
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A guy?
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Where?
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Ouch! Ow!
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Come on...
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I've always been surrounded by girls,
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so I never really thought about it.
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But when you change into that suit,
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you're almost naked, aren't you?
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And right in front of him?
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Don't "what" me, girl!
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What am I thinking?
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They're just my work clothes.
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I'm not slutty at all.
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I'm not slutty...
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I'm not slutty!
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But...
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But...
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But...
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I'm so embarrassed...
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This transformation sequence took 0.01 seconds.
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I'm done.
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See, it's like this.
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What the heck are you doing?
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But you know,
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the more I see you,
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the more I realize you're really my type of girl, Arresta.
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He's looking at me.
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I'm letting him look.
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I'm being looked at!
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It's so strange...
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Why do I feel like this?
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OK, let's take a look at that transformation scene again.
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Enough!
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Get the hell to work!
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Hey!
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This is Iono-chan's school.
SIGN Student Council Room
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Again, I couldn't give it to him.
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I have to do something.
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I can't just be his childhood friend forever.
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But I'm scared of wrecking that relationship.
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Iono, you're not going home yet?
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No, just a bit longer.
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I'm having trouble balancing the student council budget.
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You're the last one here, so lock up.
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Got it!
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OK, just a little more!
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Someone vandalized the school?
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Our school?
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No way!
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But they ignored all the places that were locked.
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What? Then they didn't get anything, did they?
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Well, you see, they did...
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In the student council room.
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Iono hasn't come back?
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She feels really responsible for things like this.
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She thinks it's her fault that the school got vandalized.
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Iono...
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I can't find any targets.
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At this rate, I'll get my salary cut again.
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Warning depth C!
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Where, where?
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Iono-chan?
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Iono!
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Sen-nii...
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It's kind of hard to talk to him like that.
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I heard most of what happened from Hakone.
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Sounds pretty bad.
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Well, buck up.
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I can't.
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Leave me alone for now.
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I can't!
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If I leave you alone,
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you'll end up blaming yourself until you go nuts.
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I think I heard that somewhere...
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I-I'm not that weak. I-
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Anyway, I won't leave you alone right now.
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I'm staying with you.
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Got it?
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You still haven't asked my brother out?
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I-I can't. Not now...
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The reason I screwed up was because
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I was thinking of Sen-nii so much already. But...
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Who cares what the reason was?
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More importantly, Hakone's really worried.
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And to be honest, I don't want to see you this down.
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Sen-nii...
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But if I do it now...
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Sen-nii, I...
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Tell me anything I can do to help.
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You're like a little sister to me, after all.
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Yeah, I got it.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm going home alone.
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Hey, wait, Iono!
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Just leave me alone!
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Iono...
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Iono-chan!
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He's got such a cute girl, and he calls her a little sister?
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That's worse than "childhood friend."
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Stupid Sento.
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Iono-chan.
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No, I'm the idiot.
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They even took the present I wanted to give him.
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I was sure I'd be able to give it to him the next chance I got, too.
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I'm such a fool.
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You really do like him, don't you?
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Just wait! I'll inject you with some energy!
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This'll fix everything!
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Yeah, I should give up.
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I should give up on him.
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There's nothing wrong with being just a childhood friend or like a little sister.
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Iono-chan.
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If I charge her now, she really will give up on him!
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I can't do that.
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Sen-nii!
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Wash basin!
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Brother!
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Did you say something weird to Iono-chan?
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She hasn't cheered up, even though I called her.
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Something weird? No way.
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I said that she was like a little sister, so to ask me for anything.
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A little sister?
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That's what you told her?
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But she is, isn't she?
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I think of her as...
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Hakone?
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Stupid brother!
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What's with her?
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Jeez!
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Why are you mad, too?
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Why?
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The same reason as Hakone-chan!
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Stupid Sento-kun!
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What?
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Jeez, Brother...
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I don't want to hear that from you!
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But why is everyone calling me an idiot?
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I don't get it.
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Ow-ow-ow...
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How can you not understand?
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But if he's that dense, it's possible nothing I say will get through.
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What can I do to make her happy again?
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I guess I'll watch some TV.
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That's as far as you go, Tuxedo Whore!
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Return all the stolen treasure to the villagers, before I stuff it up your ass!
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Bitch-kun is right!
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The treasure embodies the people's love and hope.
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I, Millie, will return it
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and bring back everyone's smiles!
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That's it!
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That sensor sound I heard was Plug, I bet.
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Iono.
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Sorry about that. I didn't mean to hit you.
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Anyway, about Iono...
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Show some spine, damn it!
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That's not worth a box of expired love from the bottom of the discount rack,
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you filthy bitch!
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I won't lose!
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It's so sticky...
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Plug?
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As long as I have this, I can bring back her smile!
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I was sure I'd be able to give it to him this time...
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If that present returns,
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I'm sure she won't give up on Sento-kun.
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Just wait, Iono-chan,
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I'll bring back the embodiment of your love!
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Sento-kun, get the front next, OK?
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Right.
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Then take out the trash, clean out back,
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then get the windows cleaned...
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Huh?
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Sento-kun?
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OK, now's the time to use the latest technology from Life Core!
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Neodyme's latest life checker!
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More accurately measures warning depths
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and finds targets in need of charging!
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Truly, a wonder of Life Core technology!
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Now, where are you, Mr. School Wrecker?
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Don't underestimate the latest Life Core technology.
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So, um, how do I use this to find him?
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The latest in Life Core technology is useless for anything but charging!
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Anyway, I just have to look for him!
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I can do it if I try!
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I merely have to try!
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Ow!
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Sorry, sorry.
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Guess I pulled too hard.
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Sento-kun!
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That was a bit violent don't you think?
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I apologized, didn't I?
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So, what can I do to help?
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I don't really get it, but it's for Iono, right?
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So, I have to help.
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Sento-kun!
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But it's really his fault for being so dense, isn't it?
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What?
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Nothing.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry!
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I guess it may be impossible...
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What are you saying?
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We're just getting started.
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Let's go.
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Let's rest a bit more!
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Shut up.
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He's working so hard to help her.
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Hmph, I've got my work to do.
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Charge! Charge! Charge! Charge!
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Charge!
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I guess I should turn myself in.
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Excuse me!
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I was the one who trashed the school!
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Alias John Smith
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could not withstand the guilt and turned himself in
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for the crime of vandalizing the school!
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Thus, the case was solved!
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Huh?
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I'm so glad.
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Good work, Arresta!
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Why?
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Like a little sister.
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Yeah.
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Iono-chan.
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Why am I hesitating?
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I'm giving up, aren't I?
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Hakone-chan?
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He told me to keep it a secret,
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but my brother was looking for the guy who vandalized the school.
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He wanted you to feel better.
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He never did find him, but...
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So, please forgive my brother!
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Sen-nii...
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Fight One Shot!
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Charge!
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Sorry, Iono-chan.
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But he really does want you to feel better.
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So...
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Sen-nii!
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I want to tell you something!
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Iono?
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She looks so much better.
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Plug must've done it.
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Sen-nii!
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What?
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Who is "a little sister" to you?
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What am I to you?
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A little sister?
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My little sister's Hakone.
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And me?
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Um, a girl who's my childhood friend.
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I-Iono?
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I'm going to change that "childhood friend" into something else.
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Here you go.
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This is...
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A present for my beloved Sen-nii.
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Um, thank you.
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Morning, Hakone-chan!
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Morning, Iono-chan.
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Hey, Iono.
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Morning, Sen-nii.
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Morning...
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Good for you, Iono-chan.
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But what is Sento-kun to me?
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Not that I care!
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Why am I doing this?
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Now, for a bonus: Millie's transformation.
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Moe-flat chest, Moe-flat chest,
Magical Millie Change!
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Now, what do you want to transform into, Millie?
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Wait, there's no time!
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See you next week!
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Huh? Next week?
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So, how'd it go?
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That Iono girl's confession to Sento-san?
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Perfect!
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But Sento-kun totally ignored it.
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What's he thinking?
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Don't ask me.
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Well, maybe "childhood friend" doesn't have
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enough impact for a dense guy like that.
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I see. That's good to know.
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Next Time on Charger Girl:
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Happening!
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Summer! The Sea! Swimming! And so...
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Time to put on my sexiest swimsuit!
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No, I think your regular suit will have more impact.
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See you next time!!