E2 - ARRIVAL IN TOKYO

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:11] Denji
    That was my stomach.
[00:14] Makima
    What's your name?
[00:17] Denji
    It's Denji!
[00:18] Makima
    I need to tell you something right now.
[00:21] Makima
    From now on, you're in my care, Denji.
[00:26] Makima
    I expect "yes" or "woof" for answers.
    I don't need a dog that says "no."
[00:31] Denji
    When you say that...
[00:33] Makima
    Someone in forensics once told me...
[00:36] Makima
    That when we get dogs that
    aren't helpful, we put them down.
[00:46] Denji
    I thought she was nice.
[00:48] Denji
    I kind of liked her.
[00:51] Denji
    I had no idea she was scary like this.
[00:54] Denji
    Treating me like a damn dog...
[01:02] Denji
    I just remembered how Pochita's dead.
SIGN    General
SIGN    General
SIGN    Falling objects can lead to huge accidents!!
    Make sure anything on top of your car is securely tied down
SIGN    General
[01:09] Makima
    We haven't had breakfast yet, either.
    Let's grab something at the rest area.
[01:14] Denji
    Sorry, but I don't have any cash.
[01:18] Makima
    Just pick what you want. I'll pay.
[01:23] Makima
    And you're conspicuous
    without a shirt on, so wear this.
[01:28] Makima
    Here.
[01:35] Makima
    All my life people have avoided me,
    saying I'm filthy and smell bad.
[01:39] Makima
    No one's ever been nice to me before.
[01:42] Makima
    Much less a girl who looks this good!
[01:47] Makima
    I love her!
[03:23] Denji
    I'll take some udon...
SIGN    Ramen
    Udon • Soba
    Curry Rice
    Curry Udon
    Corn Dog
    Sausage
[03:25] Denji
    Udon and... a sausage!
[03:28] Denji
    Is that cool?
[03:29] Makima
    Sure is. I'll take a curry udon, please.
[03:32] Clerk
    Coming up.
[03:33] Denji
    Oh, that sounds good, too...
[03:37] Makima
    Whoa, there.
[03:39] Makima
    Denji? You okay?
[03:42] Denji
    You smell good.
[03:44] Agent A
    How much will it be?
[03:45] Clerk
    Gimme one sec...
[03:46] Makima
    Denji?
[03:48] Clerk
    It'll be 1,100 yen, all together.
[03:48] Denji
    Sorry about that!
[03:49] Denji
    The chainsaws cut me up, too,
[03:52] Agent A
    Here's 2,000.
[03:53] Denji
    so I think I'm a little
    low on blood right now.
[03:56] Makima
    How did you end up like this?
[03:59] Denji
    I had a pet devil, and he replaced my heart.
[04:03] Denji
    Kinda hard to believe, huh?
[04:05] Denji
    I don't really wanna believe it, either.
[04:08] Denji
    Pochita dying for my sake...
[04:15] Makima
    There's not a lot of precedent
    for your condition,
[04:18] Makima
    even from a historical perspective.
[04:21] Makima
    It doesn't even have a name.
[04:25] Makima
    I believe you.
[04:29] Makima
    I've got a particularly good sense of smell.
[04:33] Makima
    So I can tell.
[04:35] Makima
    Your best friend is alive inside of you.
[04:39] Makima
    Not in the sentimental sense, either.
[04:41] Makima
    Your body has the scents
    of both a human and a devil.
[04:46] Denji
    Is that right?
[04:47] Denji
    That's awesome!
[04:48] Denji
    Really... awesome...
[04:58] Denji
    Udon?!
[05:01] Denji
    The udon?
[05:08] Denji
    Is it cool if I eat my udon?
[05:12] Makima
    Are you all right?
    Can you eat on your own?
[05:15] Denji
    I can...
[05:18] Denji
    I can not.
[05:19] Makima
    Here. Say, "Ahh."
[05:22] Denji
    Ahh...
[05:24] Makima
    Is it good?
[05:25] Denji
    Woof!
[05:26] Makima
    You are really sweet to be
    enjoying soggy udon this much.
[05:32] Makima
    A lot like a dog, actually.
[05:37] Denji
    Um... what's your name?
[05:41] Makima
    Makima.
[05:42] Denji
    Miss Makima... is there a type
     of guy you l-like?
[05:54] Makima
    I'm into the "Denji" type.
[05:57] Denji
    Denji?
[06:02] Denji
    Dude, that's me.
[06:12] Denji
    Is there a type of guy you like?
[06:15] Makima
    I'm into the "Denji" type.
[06:19] Denji
    I like you, too, Miss Makima.
[06:24] Makima
    Denji? This way, come on.
[06:28] Makima
    This is the Tokyo headquarters
    for our Devil Hunters.
[06:36] Makima
    There are over a thousand Devil Hunters
    in Tokyo, including civilians,
[06:41] Makima
    but Public Safety has the best benefits
    and a lot of paid vacation time.
[06:49] Denji
    If Miss Makima likes me...
[06:52] Denji
    Then maybe, if we work together,
    we'll eventually get together?
[06:57] Denji
    And if we get together... 
    we can get together, right?
[07:02] Denji
    I wanna! I wanna get together
    with her real bad!
[07:08] Makima
    Denji...
[07:10] Denji
    Yeah?
[07:11] Makima
    We're supposed to
    wear uniforms, so put this on.
[07:15] Makima
    Once you've changed,
    I'll introduce you to a coworker.
[07:25] Makima
    This is Aki Hayakawa. He started
    three years before you, Denji.
[07:30] Makima
    You're going to be shadowing him today.
[07:34] Denji
    I'm not working with you, Miss Makima?
[07:37] Aki
    That should be obvious.
[07:39] Aki
    You're not even in her league.
[07:42] Aki
    Time for patrol.
[07:43] Denji
    No! Miss Makima!
[07:46] Aki
    Damn it, get up.
[07:48] Aki
    No way! I wanna work with Miss Makima!
[07:54] Makima
    If you do a good job,
    we can work together someday.
[08:08] Makima
    So, do that, okay?
[08:17] Denji
    Hey, big man.
[08:20] Denji
    Does Miss Makima have a boyfriend?
[08:26] Denji
    Hey, come on.
[08:29] Denji
    Hey!
[08:30] Aki
    Come with me.
[08:58] Aki
    You need to quit this job.
[09:00] Aki
    Show up tomorrow,
    and I'll kick your ass again.
[09:03] Denji
    Why, though?
[09:06] Aki
    Look, I'm trying to be nice, here.
[09:09] Aki
    People who start this job without
    thinking it through end up dead.
[09:12] Aki
    I've had colleagues who got
    into devil hunting for the payday,
[09:16] Aki
    and it got them all killed by devils.
[09:19] Aki
    The survivors are the ones
    with real motivation.
[09:24] Aki
    You're just after Makima, right?
    That's why you took the job?
[09:28] Denji
    Ding-ding!
[09:31] Aki
    Then I'm glad I hit you.
[09:38] Aki
    I'll let her know that you ran off,
    scared away by the devils.
[09:58] Denji
    You really are a nice guy, huh?
[10:02] Denji
    Because... when I fight a dude...
[10:06] Denji
    It's nuts... or nothing!
[10:17] Denji
    I had udon for the first time today, man.
[10:20] Denji
    A sausage, too.
[10:22] Denji
    Got treated like a decent
    human being for the first time,
[10:25] Denji
    and even had someone pay for my meal.
[10:28] Denji
    It's like a dream come true for me.
[10:31] Denji
    I didn't really think it through
    when I started devil hunting,
[10:36] Denji
    but if I get to keep up this kind of life?
[10:39] Denji
    I don't care if it kills me.
[10:42] Denji
    Actually, y'know, I take it back.
[10:45] Denji
    It's not just my life, anymore.
[10:52] Aki
    Makima...
[10:55] Aki
    is not the kind of woman
    a punk like you should be chasing!
[10:59] Denji
    What the hell are you saying?
[11:01] Denji
    Sounds to me like you just like her, too!
[11:09] Aki
    You... really did...
[11:13] Aki
    Only aim... for my balls...
[11:23] Denji
    Shit.
[11:26] Denji
    The big guy's testicles were attacked
    by the Nut Devil, ma'am!
[11:31] Aki
    That's a lie. He's lying.
[11:35] Makima
    So, do you think you two can work together?
[11:38] Denji
    No way!
[11:39] Aki
    He's a piece of trash!
[11:41] Makima
    I'm glad you two are hitting it off.
[11:44] Makima
    Denji, you're going to
    be joining Hayakawa's unit.
[11:47] Denji
    Unit?
[11:48] Aki
    This punk?!
[11:50] Aki
    I've already got enough
    troublemakers, don't I?
[11:54] Aki
    Adding another... I don't know...
[11:56] Makima
    I told you when I put it together, right?
[11:58] Makima
    Your team's an experimental one,
    operating differently from the usual method.
[12:05] Aki
    What exactly is he, ma'am?
[12:08] Makima
    Denji's human, but can
    transform into a devil.
[12:12] Denji
    Damn right! Pretty sweet, huh?
[12:14] Aki
    And that's the truth?
[12:16] Aki
    I always figured those stories
    were baseless rumors.
[12:20] Makima
    He's special.
[12:23] Makima
    Which is why he's going to be
    receiving special treatment.
[12:27] Makima
    If he tries to resign,
    or becomes insubordinate...
[12:31] Makima
    Denji will be disposed of as a devil.
[12:37] Denji
    Uh, what's that mean?
[12:40] Makima
    It means we're working
    together until you die.
[12:47] Aki
    You're going to be living with me
    so I can keep an eye on you.
[12:51] Aki
    Just remember, they said I can
    kill you if you try to run off.
[13:01] Denji
    Hey, is Miss Makima a bad person?
[13:04] Aki
    If you think that's the case,
    then give up on her.
[13:07] Aki
    If you're really a devil, you should
    just be grateful she doesn't kill you.
[13:11] Aki
    We're Devil Hunters, got that?
[13:14] Denji
    So, she's a good person, then?
[13:16] Aki
    Of course she is.
[13:19] Aki
    She saved my life.
[13:32] Denji
    Miss Makima...
[13:34] Denji
    I hope I get to hug her again.
[13:40] Denji
    Strawberry jam, plum jam, orange jam...
[13:44] Denji
    Then some butter and honey, plus...
[13:48] Denji
    Let's throw some cinnamon on, too.
[13:50] Denji
    I got the best toast ever right here!
[13:56] Denji
    So good!
[13:59] Denji
    It's freaking fantastic!
[14:11] Aki
    How long are you gonna be in there?!
[14:14] Aki
    Don't fall asleep on the toilet!
[14:26] Police A
    A Fiend has been reported
    in an east Nerima residence.
[14:30] Police A
    Civilian evacuation and cordon
    are both complete.
[14:34] Police B
    The Fiend in question has
    holed up in a second story room.
[14:38] Police B
    We'll leave it to you
    Devil Hunters from here.
[14:40] Police C
    Is this a new rookie, Hayakawa?
[14:47] Denji
    Hey, what's a Fiend?
[14:49] Aki
    Did you never go to school or something?
[14:53] Denji
    Nah, man, no.
[14:57] Aki
    When a devil takes control
    of a human corpse, you get a Fiend.
[15:03] Denji
    Wait, doesn't that make me a Fiend?
[15:06] Aki
    No. Fiends always have characteristic heads.
[15:09] Aki
    Should be obvious enough once we see him.
[15:19] Aki
    The devil controls a Fiend's personality.
     You kill this one.
[15:24] Aki
    Turn into a devil,
    and show me what you can do.
[15:26] Aki
    That'll help me figure out
    if you're of any use.
[15:29] Fiend
    Don't look at me...
[15:31] Fiend
    You're dead! Dead, dead, dead!
[15:34] Fiend
    Damn Devil Hunters!
[15:44] Aki
    Hey. Why didn't you use your devil powers?
[15:47] Denji
    Thing is...
[15:49] Denji
    When I kill devils with my powers,
    they get real messed up.
[15:54] Denji
    So, like... I coulda ended up
    like this Fiend, right?
[16:01] Denji
    So I kinda... wanted to
    make it painless for him.
[16:06] Aki
    All right. Listen to me.
[16:09] Aki
    Fiends are just like any other devil.
[16:11] Aki
    If you're hunting them,
    then drop the sympathy.
[16:14] Aki
    My entire family was killed
    by a devil right in front of me.
[16:18] Aki
    I've had drinks with the cops down below.
[16:21] Aki
    They're risking their lives
    to protect their wives and kids.
[16:26] Aki
    Everyone is serious about this except you.
[16:29] Aki
    I'd rather make any devil I kill
    suffer as much as possible.
[16:33] Aki
    What are you trying to do?
    Make friends with them?
[16:38] Denji
    If there's a devil I could be
    friends with, then yeah, I would.
[16:42] Denji
    'Cuz I don't have any friends.
[16:48] Aki
    I'll remember that.
[17:00] Denji
    Guess I pissed him off...
[17:02] Denji
    I was just trying to keep
    blood off these dirty magazines.
[17:06] Denji
    When the chainsaws are out, blood gets
    everywhere and makes a real mess.
[17:10] Denji
    I made it easy for you,
    so I get to keep these!
[17:19] Denji
    Okay, the porn is secured.
[17:22] (Flashback) Pochita
    I want you to show me your dream.
[17:25] Denji
    I'm pretty serious about this, Pochita.
[17:28] Denji
    I'm already living the dream,
    just like our bargain said.
[17:32] (Flashback) Aki
    I'll remember that.
[17:35] Denji
    My dream might've come true already,
    but he must be chasing his.
[17:43] Denji
    I get to bathe every day, eat good food...
[17:46] Denji
    Get to hang around a hot chick...
[17:49] Denji
    My life's a 10 outta 10, but it feels
    like something's missing.
[17:54] Denji
    Am I missing something? Something that'd
    give me a real perfect score?
[17:58] Denji
    He's gotta be after some revenge shit.
[18:01] Denji
    They're trying to protect their families.
[18:06] Denji
    I wonder if Miss Makima
    is after anything like that?
[18:09] Denji
    Miss Makima...
[18:12] Denji
    I wanna touch her boobs.
[18:21] Denji
    Touching boobs is a dream I gave
    up on a long time ago,
[18:24] Denji
    but I've got a real job now.
    Maybe I could pull it off?
[18:28] Denji
    I probably couldn't score
    with a girl just yet.
[18:32] Denji
    But boobs?
[18:34] Denji
    If I had the right plan, and the
    willpower, then maybe...
[18:38] (Flashback) Aki
    Everyone is serious about this except you.
[18:40] Denji
    So that's what he meant!
[18:43] Denji
    I've found it! Something to be serious about!
[18:46] Denji
    My goal! It's...
[18:49] Denji
    Boobs!
[18:51] Makima
    Boobs?
[18:52] Aki
    Hey! Pay attention, dumbass!
[18:55] Denji
    Listen to what?
[18:56] Makima
    I'm assigning you a partner
    starting today, Denji.
[18:59] Denji
    Partner?
[19:01] Makima
    As a precaution, Public Safety executes patrols
[19:04] Makima
    and smaller missions with two-person teams.
[19:09] Makima
    This is great timing. She's here.
[19:12] Makima
    Be careful. She's a Fiend.
[19:17] Power
    Prostrate yourselves, humans!
[19:20] Power
    For I am Power!
[19:22] Power
    Are you to be my so-called partner?!
[19:25] Denji
    Power?! Your name's Power?!
[19:27] Denji
    And you're a Fiend?!
[19:29] Denji
    Are Fiends allowed to be Devil Hunters?!
[19:35] Denji
    Well, whatever! Nice to meet you!
[19:39] Makima
    Fiends, like devils,
    are targets for extermination.
[19:42] Makima
    But Power's highly rational,
[19:44] Makima
    so she's been on Hayakawa's team.
[19:47] Makima
    I mentioned this before,
[19:49] Makima
    but Public Safety Devil Extermination
    Special Division 4 is an experimental unit.
[19:53] Makima
    The higher-ups will be looking
    to dissolve your team as soon as possible
[19:56] Makima
    if you can't get results.
[19:58] Makima
    I don't need to explain what would happen
    to you two if that happens, do I?
[20:08] Makima
    Power's horns stand out a bit too much,
[20:11] Makima
    so you'll want to patrol areas
    without a lot of pedestrians.
[20:25] Power
    Human! Provide me with something
    to kill immediately!
[20:28] Power
    I am starved for blood!
[20:33] Denji
    I can put up with crazy,
    as long as she's hot enough.
[20:38] Denji
    The question is, how do I get
    my hands on those boobs?
[20:44] Makima
    If you run into any civilian Devil Hunters,
[20:46] Makima
    or the police try to question you
    about what you're doing...
[20:47] Police D
    We've got a pair of suspicious individuals...
[20:48] Police E
    Excuse me, I need to ask you—
[20:50] Denji
    We're with Public Safety Devil
    Extermination Special Division 4.
[20:53] Makima
    ...say that, show them your ID,
[20:55] Makima
    and they'll make a sour face
    and leave you alone.
[21:00] Denji
    Where the hell are all the devils?!
[21:02] Power
    This is likely my fault!
[21:05] Power
    Before becoming a Fiend,
    I was a devil that was feared by all!
[21:10] Power
    Demonic peons will likely flee
    the moment they catch my scent!
[21:13] Denji
    Wait, how are we gonna
    get anything done, then?!
[21:17] (Flashback) Makima
    If you have any questions,
    just ask Hayakawa.
[21:21] (Flashback) Makima
    He's the one who put you two together.
[21:23] Denji
    That asshole! He set me up!
[21:27] Denji
    He stuck me with Power
    so I can't do anything cool!
[21:30] Denji
    He's trying to get me fired!
[21:36] Power
    The scent of blood!
[21:39] Denji
    Whoa! Hey, crazy, where you going?!
[21:45] Power
    The game is afoot!
[21:48] Power
    The battle is joined!
[21:49] Denji
    Damn, she's fast!
[21:50] Civillian Devil Hunter
    The scene's evacuated and blocked off.
[21:54] Civillian Devil Hunter
    It's the Sea Cucumber Devil.
    Yes, the Sea Cucumber Devil.
[21:57] Civillian Devil Hunter
    Requesting backup
    in front of Nerima Station.
[22:00] Civillian Devil Hunter
    I said, it's the Sea Cucumber—
[22:02] Civillian Devil Hunter
    Do you know what a sea cucumber is?
[22:04] Civillian Devil Hunter
    Look, I'm trying to say—
[22:11] Civillian Devil Hunter
    What the...?
[22:13] Power
    Did you see?! The kill is mine!