Season 1

E1 - DOG & CHAINSAW

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[00:53] Denji
    Better head to work.
[01:16] Denji
    It's about 60,000 a month
    for cutting down trees, right?
[01:20] Denji
    Then there's the kidney I sold.
    That was 1.2 million.
[01:26] Denji
    My right eye was 300,000.
[01:29] Denji
    Sold one of my nuts...
[01:33] Denji
    How much was that, again?
    I think... not even 100,000.
[01:40] Denji
    And I still owe...
[01:43] Denji
    About 38,040,000 yen.
[01:50] Denji
    I heard you, Pochita.
[01:53] Denji
    Let's kill this thing already.
[01:55] Denji
    A dead devil's usually good
    for about 300,000...
[02:04] Denji
    Devil hunting pays the best, easy.
[03:52] Denji
    Gotta be the Tomato Devil.
[03:55] Denji
    He'll revive from the seeds,
    so you'll wanna burn those.
[03:58] Yakuza
    Nice work, Denji.
[04:01] Yakuza
    This carcass will bring in a fair
    price on the black market.
[04:05] Yakuza
    I'll pay you 400,000.
[04:07] Denji
    Hey, thanks!
[04:08] Yakuza
    After what you owe and
    the interest, that leaves 170,000.
[04:11] Yakuza
    So after the finder's fee, admin fee,
[04:14] Yakuza
    management costs, and so on...
[04:19] Denji
    Leaves me with 70,000.
[04:22] Denji
    After the water bill,
    and some other stuff I owe...
[04:29] Denji
    Funny how that works.
[04:31] Denji
    I've got 1,800 yen left.
[04:34] Denji
    No food at home, and this is gonna
    have to last us a month, so...
[04:41] Denji
    Pochita, looks like dinner's
    gonna be a slice of bread.
[04:51] Goon
    Why hire a brat like that to hunt devils?
[04:55] Yakuza
    He's paying off what he owes us.
[04:59] Yakuza
    Well, technically, it was
    his deadbeat old man's debt.
[05:03] Goon
    And a kid with a pet devil
    can get the job done?
[05:07] Yakuza
    The thing about real devil hunters is...
[05:10] Yakuza
    They don't pass devil
    carcasses onto the yakuza.
[05:15] Yakuza
    Besides, the best thing about Denji
    is he does what he's told.
[05:24] Goon
    Hey, dog!
[05:27] Goon
    I'll give you 100 yen to eat this cigarette.
[05:32] Denji
    For real?
[05:34] Denji
    Don't mind if I do.
[05:41] Yakuza
    We'll be in touch
    when there's another devil.
[05:44] Yakuza
    Try and run, and you're pig slop.
[06:03] Denji
    That'll keep us for another three days.
[06:08] Denji
    The other day I heard...
[06:10] Denji
    That normally, people put jam
    on their bread, before eating it.
[06:14] Denji
    Normal's just a dream for us, though.
[06:19] Denji
    Doubt I'll pay off this debt before I die.
[06:26] Denji
    Probably gonna die without
    ever having a girlfriend, too.
[06:30] Denji
    Not like I could invite a girl to this dump.
[06:33] Denji
    No money to go on dates, either.
[06:40] Denji
    If I could have one dream come true...
[06:43] Denji
    I wanna score with a girl before I die.
[07:01] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Bastard hung himself without
    paying this month's installment first.
[07:06] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Boy, you've got until tomorrow
    to put 700,000 together.
[07:09] (Flashback) Yakuza
    You can beg for it, whore yourself out...
     I don't care. Get it done.
[07:13] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Otherwise, we chop you up and sell the bits.
[07:30] (Flashback) Young Denji
    A ch-chainsaw...?
[07:37] (Flashback) Young Denji
    A devil.
[07:40] (Flashback) Young Denji
    If you're gonna kill me, just do it.
    I'm dead either way.
[07:52] (Flashback) Young Denji
    It's hurt?
[07:55] (Flashback) Young Denji
    You're gonna die, too?
[08:03] (Flashback) Young Denji
    Bite me!
[08:05] (Flashback) Young Denji
    I heard that drinking blood heals a devil.
[08:09] (Flashback) Young Denji
    If you don't wanna die, bite me!
[08:23] (Flashback) Young Denji
    My blood's not free, though. This is a deal!
[08:28] (Flashback) Young Denji
    I'll help you...
[08:30] (Flashback) Young Denji
    So, you help me.
[08:35] (Flashback) Young Denji
    Because I don't wanna die, after all.
[08:51] (Flashback) Young Denji
    Why don't you hire me as a devil hunter?
[09:03] Young Denji
    Too hungry to sleep.
[09:05] Young Denji
    When I can't sleep,
    I start thinking about money,
[09:08] Young Denji
    and then it's even harder to sleep.
[09:12] Young Denji
    I know what dream I wanna have when I sleep.
[09:16] Young Denji
    Gonna put jam on my bread,
    and share it with you.
[09:19] Young Denji
    Then I'm gonna flirt with a girl...
[09:22] Young Denji
    I'll play video games with her, and then
    we'll fall asleep hugging each other.
[09:27] Young Denji
    Sounds sweet, right?
[09:44] Young Denji
    Y'know, I heard my mom died from some
    heart disease that made her cough up blood.
[09:53] Yakuza
    Got a devil for you, Denji. Time for work.
[10:15] Denji
    Wish they'd at least let me dream...
[10:45] Denji
    There's a devil in here, huh?
[10:52] Denji
    I don't see anything.
[10:54] Denji
    You think it's hiding?
[10:57] Denji
    Or maybe it left already?
[11:12] Yakuza
    Denji, my boy... we're pretty
    grateful to you, y'know?
[11:17] Denji
    Yeah?
[11:19] Yakuza
    You're as loyal as a dog,
[11:22] Yakuza
    and you work for cheap like one, too.
[11:27] Yakuza
    Only problem with dogs
    is I can't stand the stench.
[11:43] Yakuza
    Even yakuza think about getting bigger
    and making more money, kid.
[11:50] Yakuza
    So we did like you,
    and made a deal with a devil.
[11:57] Yakuza
    We wanted demonic power...
[12:01] Zombie Devil
    And I want devil hunters...
[12:05] Zombie Devil
    Dead!
[12:08] Zombie Devil
    Y'know, little devil hunter,
    these guys are dumb as hell.
[12:13] Zombie Devil
    Total suckers!
[12:14] Zombie Devil
    I offer them a bit of demonic power,
    and they offer to become my slaves...
[12:21] Zombie Devil
    Even though the power
    turns them into zombies.
[12:24] Zombie Devil
    See, because I'm the Zombie Devil.
[12:28] Zombie Devil
    And I hate devil hunters, because you
     go around killing us devils.
[12:31] Zombie Devil
    So I'm gonna kill you.
[12:35] Zombie Devil
    Boys, tear him apart
    and toss him in the trash.
[12:42] Denji
    Shit!
[12:58] Denji
    How do I get out of here?
[13:16] Denji
    Get off!
[13:30] Denji
    It's not like I'm asking to be rich.
[13:34] Denji
    All I want is a normal life!
[13:39] Denji
    And I can't even have that?!
[14:23] Denji
    Pochita...
[14:24] Denji
    Pochita!
[14:26] (Flashback) Denji
    Pochita, time for work.
[14:41] (Flashback) Denji
    Pochita, there's a good chance
    I'm gonna die fighting a devil.
[14:47] (Flashback) Denji
    My only regret would be
    leaving you on your own.
[14:51] (Flashback) Denji
    You could end up starving to death...
[14:54] (Flashback) Denji
    Or some other devil hunter might kill you.
[15:02] (Flashback) Denji
    I've heard some devils
    can take over dead bodies.
[15:07] (Flashback) Denji
    If that's something you can do...
    then I want you to have my body.
[15:14] (Flashback) Denji
    The yakuza won't be on your case
    if you wait until I've been buried, right?
[15:18] (Flashback) Denji
    And then you could move
    out of here... and then...
[15:24] (Flashback) Denji
    Yeah.
[15:25] (Flashback) Denji
    I want you to live a normal life,
    and die a normal death.
[15:34] (Flashback) Denji
    You've gotta make my dream come true.
[16:04] Denji
    Pochita?
[16:08] Denji
    Did you take my body, like I said?
[16:13] Pochita
    I always loved hearing you talk
    about your dreams, Denji.
[16:19] Pochita
    Here's the deal. I'll give you my heart...
[16:24] Pochita
    And in exchange, I want you
    to show me your dream.
[16:28] Denji
    Pochita?!
[16:36] Denji
    I'm not hurt?
[16:44] Denji
    Pochita...?
[16:53] Zombie Devil
    What is this?
[16:55] Zombie Devil
    You're alive after being sliced up?
[16:57] Zombie Devil
    Why? Gross!
[16:59] Zombie Devil
    I seriously hate devil hunters.
[17:02] Zombie Devil
    Guys, go ahead and eat him.
[17:11] Denji
    These guys had plenty already,
    so why'd they want even more?
[17:18] Denji
    Am I the same?
[17:20] Denji
    I wasn't satisfied with
    the happiness I had with Pochita.
[17:24] Denji
    I kept dreaming about a better life.
[17:28] Denji
    I guess we all dream
    about stuff like that, huh?
[17:32] Denji
    I can't blame you, then.
[17:35] Denji
    And I won't, but...
[17:40] Denji
    If you get in our way?
[17:46] Denji
    You'll die!
[17:55] Zombie Devil
    He's bound to stay dead after being eaten.
[18:31] Zombie Devil
    What are you?!
[18:33] Zombie Devil
    Did that devil runt take your body?!
[18:37] Zombie Devil
    That means you're one of us!
[18:59] Denji
    Ow...
[19:14] Zombie Devil
    It hurts!
[19:18] Zombie Devil
    Stay away!
[19:24] Denji
    Move!
[19:26] Zombie Devil
    Stay back! Back! Get away!
[19:29] Zombie Devil
    Stay away! Don't do it!
[19:31] Zombie Devil
    Don't come near me!
[19:47] Zombie Devil
    Die!
[20:25] Denji
    I guess you guys went full devil, huh?
[20:32] Denji
    Well, you hired me to be a devil hunter.
[20:35] Denji
    So, I better kill all the devils, right?!
[20:44] Denji
    Oh, yeah!
[20:46] Denji
    Once you're all dead...
[20:49] Denji
    I won't owe a damn thing!
[21:38] Makima
    Someone got here before us.
[21:49] Agent A
    There's still one alive.
[22:06] Makima
    You've got a strange smell.
[22:10] Makima
    Not like a human or a devil.
[22:15] Makima
    I take it you did this?
[22:20] Denji
    H-Hug me...
[22:43] Makima
    He's human.
[22:45] Agent B
    Any chance he's possessed?
[22:47] Makima
    No.
[22:49] Makima
    I can tell who's possessed
    with a look at their face.
[22:53] Makima
    I came here to kill the Zombie Devil.
[22:57] Makima
    I'm a devil hunter with Public Safety.
[23:03] Makima
    You have two options:
[23:06] Makima
    I can kill you like a devil,
[23:10] Makima
    or I can keep you as a human.
[23:13] Makima
    If I keep you, I'll make sure you're fed.
[23:26] Denji
    When you say that...
[23:28] Denji
    Like, what's for breakfast?
[23:32] Makima
    Bread with butter and jam, salad, coffee...
[23:38] Makima
    And then maybe something
    for dessert, I think?
[23:50] Denji
    That sounds awesome.
[24:09] ED Lyrics
    My view cracks as I see the rat race rush by
[24:13] ED Lyrics
    Flat on the ground looking up,
    no matter how it makes me feel
[24:16] ED Lyrics
    The beat pounds in time, no clapping needed
[24:19] ED Lyrics
    So mad I wanna forget,
    with my chain spinning
[24:25] ED Lyrics
    The roar of my engine
    is enough to drown it all out
[24:30] ED Lyrics
    And with a click of the tongue
[24:32] ED Lyrics
    Everything goes black with dried
[24:34] ED Lyrics
    CHAINSAW BLOOD
[24:35] ED Lyrics
    My blood can seethe or rage
[24:38] ED Lyrics
    But I just can't quit
[24:39] ED Lyrics
    No matter how I get smashed up,
    there's no stopping now
[24:42] ED Lyrics
    Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo
[24:45] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why you cry?
[24:46] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why...?
[24:47] ED Lyrics
    CHAINSAW BLOOD
[24:49] ED Lyrics
    My blood can seethe or rage
[24:51] ED Lyrics
    But I just can't quit
[24:52] ED Lyrics
    Every blood of drop that
    goes down is a nightmare
[24:54] ED Lyrics
    Reborn
[24:55] ED Lyrics
    Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo
[24:58] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why you cry?
[25:00] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why…?
[25:00] ED Lyrics
    CHAINSAW BLOOD
[25:02] ED Lyrics
    The blood can seethe or rage
[25:04] ED Lyrics
    But I just can't quit
[25:05] ED Lyrics
    Every blood of drop that
    goes down is a nightmare
[25:07] ED Lyrics
    Reborn
[25:08] ED Lyrics
    Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo
[25:11] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why you cry...?
[25:13] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why... are you grinning?

E2 - ARRIVAL IN TOKYO

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[00:11] Denji
    That was my stomach.
[00:14] Makima
    What's your name?
[00:17] Denji
    It's Denji!
[00:18] Makima
    I need to tell you something right now.
[00:21] Makima
    From now on, you're in my care, Denji.
[00:26] Makima
    I expect "yes" or "woof" for answers.
    I don't need a dog that says "no."
[00:31] Denji
    When you say that...
[00:33] Makima
    Someone in forensics once told me...
[00:36] Makima
    That when we get dogs that
    aren't helpful, we put them down.
[00:46] Denji
    I thought she was nice.
[00:48] Denji
    I kind of liked her.
[00:51] Denji
    I had no idea she was scary like this.
[00:54] Denji
    Treating me like a damn dog...
[01:02] Denji
    I just remembered how Pochita's dead.
SIGN    General
SIGN    General
SIGN    Falling objects can lead to huge accidents!!
    Make sure anything on top of your car is securely tied down
SIGN    General
[01:09] Makima
    We haven't had breakfast yet, either.
    Let's grab something at the rest area.
[01:14] Denji
    Sorry, but I don't have any cash.
[01:18] Makima
    Just pick what you want. I'll pay.
[01:23] Makima
    And you're conspicuous
    without a shirt on, so wear this.
[01:28] Makima
    Here.
[01:35] Makima
    All my life people have avoided me,
    saying I'm filthy and smell bad.
[01:39] Makima
    No one's ever been nice to me before.
[01:42] Makima
    Much less a girl who looks this good!
[01:47] Makima
    I love her!
[03:23] Denji
    I'll take some udon...
SIGN    Ramen
    Udon • Soba
    Curry Rice
    Curry Udon
    Corn Dog
    Sausage
[03:25] Denji
    Udon and... a sausage!
[03:28] Denji
    Is that cool?
[03:29] Makima
    Sure is. I'll take a curry udon, please.
[03:32] Clerk
    Coming up.
[03:33] Denji
    Oh, that sounds good, too...
[03:37] Makima
    Whoa, there.
[03:39] Makima
    Denji? You okay?
[03:42] Denji
    You smell good.
[03:44] Agent A
    How much will it be?
[03:45] Clerk
    Gimme one sec...
[03:46] Makima
    Denji?
[03:48] Clerk
    It'll be 1,100 yen, all together.
[03:48] Denji
    Sorry about that!
[03:49] Denji
    The chainsaws cut me up, too,
[03:52] Agent A
    Here's 2,000.
[03:53] Denji
    so I think I'm a little
    low on blood right now.
[03:56] Makima
    How did you end up like this?
[03:59] Denji
    I had a pet devil, and he replaced my heart.
[04:03] Denji
    Kinda hard to believe, huh?
[04:05] Denji
    I don't really wanna believe it, either.
[04:08] Denji
    Pochita dying for my sake...
[04:15] Makima
    There's not a lot of precedent
    for your condition,
[04:18] Makima
    even from a historical perspective.
[04:21] Makima
    It doesn't even have a name.
[04:25] Makima
    I believe you.
[04:29] Makima
    I've got a particularly good sense of smell.
[04:33] Makima
    So I can tell.
[04:35] Makima
    Your best friend is alive inside of you.
[04:39] Makima
    Not in the sentimental sense, either.
[04:41] Makima
    Your body has the scents
    of both a human and a devil.
[04:46] Denji
    Is that right?
[04:47] Denji
    That's awesome!
[04:48] Denji
    Really... awesome...
[04:58] Denji
    Udon?!
[05:01] Denji
    The udon?
[05:08] Denji
    Is it cool if I eat my udon?
[05:12] Makima
    Are you all right?
    Can you eat on your own?
[05:15] Denji
    I can...
[05:18] Denji
    I can not.
[05:19] Makima
    Here. Say, "Ahh."
[05:22] Denji
    Ahh...
[05:24] Makima
    Is it good?
[05:25] Denji
    Woof!
[05:26] Makima
    You are really sweet to be
    enjoying soggy udon this much.
[05:32] Makima
    A lot like a dog, actually.
[05:37] Denji
    Um... what's your name?
[05:41] Makima
    Makima.
[05:42] Denji
    Miss Makima... is there a type
     of guy you l-like?
[05:54] Makima
    I'm into the "Denji" type.
[05:57] Denji
    Denji?
[06:02] Denji
    Dude, that's me.
[06:12] Denji
    Is there a type of guy you like?
[06:15] Makima
    I'm into the "Denji" type.
[06:19] Denji
    I like you, too, Miss Makima.
[06:24] Makima
    Denji? This way, come on.
[06:28] Makima
    This is the Tokyo headquarters
    for our Devil Hunters.
[06:36] Makima
    There are over a thousand Devil Hunters
    in Tokyo, including civilians,
[06:41] Makima
    but Public Safety has the best benefits
    and a lot of paid vacation time.
[06:49] Denji
    If Miss Makima likes me...
[06:52] Denji
    Then maybe, if we work together,
    we'll eventually get together?
[06:57] Denji
    And if we get together...
    we can get together, right?

[07:02] Denji
    I wanna! I wanna get together
    with her real bad!
[07:08] Makima
    Denji...
[07:10] Denji
    Yeah?
[07:11] Makima
    We're supposed to
    wear uniforms, so put this on.
[07:15] Makima
    Once you've changed,
    I'll introduce you to a coworker.
[07:25] Makima
    This is Aki Hayakawa. He started
    three years before you, Denji.
[07:30] Makima
    You're going to be shadowing him today.
[07:34] Denji
    I'm not working with you, Miss Makima?
[07:37] Aki
    That should be obvious.
[07:39] Aki
    You're not even in her league.
[07:42] Aki
    Time for patrol.
[07:43] Denji
    No! Miss Makima!
[07:46] Aki
    Damn it, get up.
[07:48] Aki
    No way! I wanna work with Miss Makima!
[07:54] Makima
    If you do a good job,
    we can work together someday.
[08:08] Makima
    So, do that, okay?
[08:17] Denji
    Hey, big man.
[08:20] Denji
    Does Miss Makima have a boyfriend?
[08:26] Denji
    Hey, come on.
[08:29] Denji
    Hey!
[08:30] Aki
    Come with me.
[08:58] Aki
    You need to quit this job.
[09:00] Aki
    Show up tomorrow,
    and I'll kick your ass again.
[09:03] Denji
    Why, though?
[09:06] Aki
    Look, I'm trying to be nice, here.
[09:09] Aki
    People who start this job without
    thinking it through end up dead.
[09:12] Aki
    I've had colleagues who got
    into devil hunting for the payday,
[09:16] Aki
    and it got them all killed by devils.
[09:19] Aki
    The survivors are the ones
    with real motivation.
[09:24] Aki
    You're just after Makima, right?
    That's why you took the job?
[09:28] Denji
    Ding-ding!
[09:31] Aki
    Then I'm glad I hit you.
[09:38] Aki
    I'll let her know that you ran off,
    scared away by the devils.
[09:58] Denji
    You really are a nice guy, huh?
[10:02] Denji
    Because... when I fight a dude...
[10:06] Denji
    It's nuts... or nothing!
[10:17] Denji
    I had udon for the first time today, man.
[10:20] Denji
    A sausage, too.
[10:22] Denji
    Got treated like a decent
    human being for the first time,
[10:25] Denji
    and even had someone pay for my meal.
[10:28] Denji
    It's like a dream come true for me.
[10:31] Denji
    I didn't really think it through
    when I started devil hunting,
[10:36] Denji
    but if I get to keep up this kind of life?
[10:39] Denji
    I don't care if it kills me.
[10:42] Denji
    Actually, y'know, I take it back.
[10:45] Denji
    It's not just my life, anymore.
[10:52] Aki
    Makima...
[10:55] Aki
    is not the kind of woman
    a punk like you should be chasing!
[10:59] Denji
    What the hell are you saying?
[11:01] Denji
    Sounds to me like you just like her, too!
[11:09] Aki
    You... really did...
[11:13] Aki
    Only aim... for my balls...
[11:23] Denji
    Shit.
[11:26] Denji
    The big guy's testicles were attacked
    by the Nut Devil, ma'am!
[11:31] Aki
    That's a lie. He's lying.
[11:35] Makima
    So, do you think you two can work together?
[11:38] Denji
    No way!
[11:39] Aki
    He's a piece of trash!
[11:41] Makima
    I'm glad you two are hitting it off.
[11:44] Makima
    Denji, you're going to
    be joining Hayakawa's unit.
[11:47] Denji
    Unit?
[11:48] Aki
    This punk?!
[11:50] Aki
    I've already got enough
    troublemakers, don't I?
[11:54] Aki
    Adding another... I don't know...
[11:56] Makima
    I told you when I put it together, right?
[11:58] Makima
    Your team's an experimental one,
    operating differently from the usual method.
[12:05] Aki
    What exactly is he, ma'am?
[12:08] Makima
    Denji's human, but can
    transform into a devil.
[12:12] Denji
    Damn right! Pretty sweet, huh?
[12:14] Aki
    And that's the truth?
[12:16] Aki
    I always figured those stories
    were baseless rumors.
[12:20] Makima
    He's special.
[12:23] Makima
    Which is why he's going to be
    receiving special treatment.
[12:27] Makima
    If he tries to resign,
    or becomes insubordinate...
[12:31] Makima
    Denji will be disposed of as a devil.
[12:37] Denji
    Uh, what's that mean?
[12:40] Makima
    It means we're working
    together until you die.
[12:47] Aki
    You're going to be living with me
    so I can keep an eye on you.
[12:51] Aki
    Just remember, they said I can
    kill you if you try to run off.
[13:01] Denji
    Hey, is Miss Makima a bad person?
[13:04] Aki
    If you think that's the case,
    then give up on her.
[13:07] Aki
    If you're really a devil, you should
    just be grateful she doesn't kill you.
[13:11] Aki
    We're Devil Hunters, got that?
[13:14] Denji
    So, she's a good person, then?
[13:16] Aki
    Of course she is.
[13:19] Aki
    She saved my life.
[13:32] Denji
    Miss Makima...
[13:34] Denji
    I hope I get to hug her again.
[13:40] Denji
    Strawberry jam, plum jam, orange jam...
[13:44] Denji
    Then some butter and honey, plus...
[13:48] Denji
    Let's throw some cinnamon on, too.
[13:50] Denji
    I got the best toast ever right here!
[13:56] Denji
    So good!
[13:59] Denji
    It's freaking fantastic!
[14:11] Aki
    How long are you gonna be in there?!
[14:14] Aki
    Don't fall asleep on the toilet!
[14:26] Police A
    A Fiend has been reported
    in an east Nerima residence.
[14:30] Police A
    Civilian evacuation and cordon
    are both complete.
[14:34] Police B
    The Fiend in question has
    holed up in a second story room.
[14:38] Police B
    We'll leave it to you
    Devil Hunters from here.
[14:40] Police C
    Is this a new rookie, Hayakawa?
[14:47] Denji
    Hey, what's a Fiend?
[14:49] Aki
    Did you never go to school or something?
[14:53] Denji
    Nah, man, no.
[14:57] Aki
    When a devil takes control
    of a human corpse, you get a Fiend.
[15:03] Denji
    Wait, doesn't that make me a Fiend?
[15:06] Aki
    No. Fiends always have characteristic heads.
[15:09] Aki
    Should be obvious enough once we see him.
[15:19] Aki
    The devil controls a Fiend's personality.
     You kill this one.
[15:24] Aki
    Turn into a devil,
    and show me what you can do.
[15:26] Aki
    That'll help me figure out
    if you're of any use.
[15:29] Fiend
    Don't look at me...
[15:31] Fiend
    You're dead! Dead, dead, dead!
[15:34] Fiend
    Damn Devil Hunters!
[15:44] Aki
    Hey. Why didn't you use your devil powers?
[15:47] Denji
    Thing is...
[15:49] Denji
    When I kill devils with my powers,
    they get real messed up.
[15:54] Denji
    So, like... I coulda ended up
    like this Fiend, right?
[16:01] Denji
    So I kinda... wanted to
    make it painless for him.
[16:06] Aki
    All right. Listen to me.
[16:09] Aki
    Fiends are just like any other devil.
[16:11] Aki
    If you're hunting them,
    then drop the sympathy.
[16:14] Aki
    My entire family was killed
    by a devil right in front of me.
[16:18] Aki
    I've had drinks with the cops down below.
[16:21] Aki
    They're risking their lives
    to protect their wives and kids.
[16:26] Aki
    Everyone is serious about this except you.
[16:29] Aki
    I'd rather make any devil I kill
    suffer as much as possible.
[16:33] Aki
    What are you trying to do?
    Make friends with them?
[16:38] Denji
    If there's a devil I could be
    friends with, then yeah, I would.
[16:42] Denji
    'Cuz I don't have any friends.
[16:48] Aki
    I'll remember that.
[17:00] Denji
    Guess I pissed him off...
[17:02] Denji
    I was just trying to keep
    blood off these dirty magazines.
[17:06] Denji
    When the chainsaws are out, blood gets
    everywhere and makes a real mess.
[17:10] Denji
    I made it easy for you,
    so I get to keep these!
[17:19] Denji
    Okay, the porn is secured.
[17:22] (Flashback) Pochita
    I want you to show me your dream.
[17:25] Denji
    I'm pretty serious about this, Pochita.
[17:28] Denji
    I'm already living the dream,
    just like our bargain said.
[17:32] (Flashback) Aki
    I'll remember that.
[17:35] Denji
    My dream might've come true already,
    but he must be chasing his.
[17:43] Denji
    I get to bathe every day, eat good food...
[17:46] Denji
    Get to hang around a hot chick...
[17:49] Denji
    My life's a 10 outta 10, but it feels
    like something's missing.
[17:54] Denji
    Am I missing something? Something that'd
    give me a real perfect score?
[17:58] Denji
    He's gotta be after some revenge shit.
[18:01] Denji
    They're trying to protect their families.
[18:06] Denji
    I wonder if Miss Makima
    is after anything like that?
[18:09] Denji
    Miss Makima...
[18:12] Denji
    I wanna touch her boobs.
[18:21] Denji
    Touching boobs is a dream I gave
    up on a long time ago,
[18:24] Denji
    but I've got a real job now.
    Maybe I could pull it off?
[18:28] Denji
    I probably couldn't score
    with a girl just yet.
[18:32] Denji
    But boobs?
[18:34] Denji
    If I had the right plan, and the
    willpower, then maybe...
[18:38] (Flashback) Aki
    Everyone is serious about this except you.
[18:40] Denji
    So that's what he meant!
[18:43] Denji
    I've found it! Something to be serious about!
[18:46] Denji
    My goal! It's...
[18:49] Denji
    Boobs!
[18:51] Makima
    Boobs?
[18:52] Aki
    Hey! Pay attention, dumbass!
[18:55] Denji
    Listen to what?
[18:56] Makima
    I'm assigning you a partner
    starting today, Denji.
[18:59] Denji
    Partner?
[19:01] Makima
    As a precaution, Public Safety executes patrols
[19:04] Makima
    and smaller missions with two-person teams.
[19:09] Makima
    This is great timing. She's here.
[19:12] Makima
    Be careful. She's a Fiend.
[19:17] Power
    Prostrate yourselves, humans!
[19:20] Power
    For I am Power!
[19:22] Power
    Are you to be my so-called partner?!
[19:25] Denji
    Power?! Your name's Power?!
[19:27] Denji
    And you're a Fiend?!
[19:29] Denji
    Are Fiends allowed to be Devil Hunters?!
[19:35] Denji
    Well, whatever! Nice to meet you!
[19:39] Makima
    Fiends, like devils,
    are targets for extermination.
[19:42] Makima
    But Power's highly rational,
[19:44] Makima
    so she's been on Hayakawa's team.
[19:47] Makima
    I mentioned this before,
[19:49] Makima
    but Public Safety Devil Extermination
    Special Division 4 is an experimental unit.
[19:53] Makima
    The higher-ups will be looking
    to dissolve your team as soon as possible
[19:56] Makima
    if you can't get results.
[19:58] Makima
    I don't need to explain what would happen
    to you two if that happens, do I?
[20:08] Makima
    Power's horns stand out a bit too much,
[20:11] Makima
    so you'll want to patrol areas
    without a lot of pedestrians.
[20:25] Power
    Human! Provide me with something
    to kill immediately!
[20:28] Power
    I am starved for blood!
[20:33] Denji
    I can put up with crazy,
    as long as she's hot enough.
[20:38] Denji
    The question is, how do I get
    my hands on those boobs?
[20:44] Makima
    If you run into any civilian Devil Hunters,
[20:46] Makima
    or the police try to question you
    about what you're doing...
[20:47] Police D
    We've got a pair of suspicious individuals...
[20:48] Police E
    Excuse me, I need to ask you—
[20:50] Denji
    We're with Public Safety Devil
    Extermination Special Division 4.
[20:53] Makima
    ...say that, show them your ID,
[20:55] Makima
    and they'll make a sour face
    and leave you alone.
[21:00] Denji
    Where the hell are all the devils?!
[21:02] Power
    This is likely my fault!
[21:05] Power
    Before becoming a Fiend,
    I was a devil that was feared by all!
[21:10] Power
    Demonic peons will likely flee
    the moment they catch my scent!
[21:13] Denji
    Wait, how are we gonna
    get anything done, then?!
[21:17] (Flashback) Makima
    If you have any questions,
    just ask Hayakawa.
[21:21] (Flashback) Makima
    He's the one who put you two together.
[21:23] Denji
    That asshole! He set me up!
[21:27] Denji
    He stuck me with Power
    so I can't do anything cool!
[21:30] Denji
    He's trying to get me fired!
[21:36] Power
    The scent of blood!
[21:39] Denji
    Whoa! Hey, crazy, where you going?!
[21:45] Power
    The game is afoot!
[21:48] Power
    The battle is joined!
[21:49] Denji
    Damn, she's fast!
[21:50] Civillian Devil Hunter
    The scene's evacuated and blocked off.
[21:54] Civillian Devil Hunter
    It's the Sea Cucumber Devil.
    Yes, the Sea Cucumber Devil.
[21:57] Civillian Devil Hunter
    Requesting backup
    in front of Nerima Station.
[22:00] Civillian Devil Hunter
    I said, it's the Sea Cucumber—
[22:02] Civillian Devil Hunter
    Do you know what a sea cucumber is?
[22:04] Civillian Devil Hunter
    Look, I'm trying to say—
[22:11] Civillian Devil Hunter
    What the...?
[22:13] Power
    Did you see?! The kill is mine!

E3 - MEOWY'S WHEREABOUTS

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[00:19] Makima
    If Public Safety kills
    a civilian hunter's devil,
[00:21] Makima
    we're guilty of obstructing their business.
[00:24] Makima
    Normally, you'd be arrested
    for that kind of thing.
[00:27] Makima
    Power, you're going to need
    to think a bit more before acting.
[00:31] Makima
    And you'll have to get her
    under control, Denji.
[00:35] Denji
    I'm in trouble, too?
[00:36] Denji
    Before becoming a Fiend,
    Power was the Blood Devil...
[00:40] Denji
    So she's got a talent
    for using blood in battle,
[00:44] Denji
    but also gets worked up pretty easily.
[00:46] Denji
    Maybe she's not cut out to be
    a Devil Hunter after all.
[00:49] Power
    It...
[00:51] Power
    I-It was he who commanded me to kill!
[00:55] Denji
    I did not! How can you just lie like that?!
[00:59] Power
    It is no lie! It was him!
[01:01] Power
    The human ordered me to kill
    this devil! That's the truth!
[01:05] Denji
    What a creep!
[01:07] Denji
    Miss Makima, this devil's a total liar!
[01:10] Denji
    You oughta arrest her right now!
[01:11] Denji
    You're under arrest for the crime
    of being a fake-ass liar!
[01:14] Power
    Not true! It was by his command!
[01:17] Power
    Devils do not lie! It is only humans who do!
[01:20] Denji
    No one ever said that!
[01:22] Denji
    And you're the reason why!
    Dumbass! Shitty liar!
[01:26] Power
    Humans and your filthy lies!
[01:28] Power
    I only did as I was told!
[01:30] Denji
    Why the hell do you talk like
    that anyway?! It's so creepy!
[01:34] Makima
    Could you quiet down?
[01:39] Power
    Y-Yes.
[01:43] Makima
    Very good, Power.
[01:46] Makima
    Honestly, I don't really care
    who got in whose way.
[01:50] Makima
    I want to see the two of you
    working well together.
[01:53] Makima
    Can you show me that?
[01:56] Power
    We... W-We can.
[02:25] Denji
    Maybe I should worry about
    copping a feel some other time.
[02:46] Denji
    Y'know, being able to just grab a drink
    like this is a dream come true to me.
[02:51] Denji
    But if we keep screwing up,
[02:54] Denji
    being thirsty is probably gonna be
    the least of my problems.
[02:58] Denji
    Not that it'll make it any easier to work
    with some chick that lies, though.
[03:04] Power
    I only enjoy the company of cats.
[03:09] Power
    I hate humans.
[03:11] Power
    It's not a matter of personal grievance.
[03:14] Power
    My hatred is almost like a demonic instinct.
[03:17] Power
    And I hate devils, too.
[03:19] Power
    Since one of them took
    my pet Meowy away.
[03:24] Power
    Before I was able to recover Meowy,
    I fell into Makima's clutches.
[03:29] Power
    My dear Meowy may be dead already, and yet...
    I find it hard to give up hope.
[03:34] Power
    If it lets me retrieve Meowy
    from that demon,
[03:37] Power
    I'm willing to abide humans,
    or anything else I needs must.
[03:40] Power
    I doubt you'd understand
    such concern for a cat.
[03:44] Denji
    For a cat? That's dumb as hell.
[03:48] Denji
    But I'd do whatever it takes
    to get to fondle some boobs.
[03:53] Power
    It seems I may never understand humans.
[04:00] Denji
    But I think I'd get you if it was a dog.
[04:05] Power
    What would you say to the
    prospect of fondling my chest
[04:08] Power
    after retrieving Meowy from that devil?
[04:16] Denji
    That fucking devil...
[04:18] Denji
    thinks he can just kidnap some poor cat?!
[04:22] Denji
    Well, I don't think so!
[04:27] Denji
    As a Devil Hunter, I say no!
[04:30] Denji
    I'm gonna kill the shit out of that devil!
[06:10] Receptionist
    Leave for the Fiend, Power, is approved.
[06:15] Receptionist
    Make sure to have her back by 5:00 PM.
[06:18] Denji
    You're not even allowed to
    go out on your own?
[06:20] Power
    Indeed. I've had to idly while
    away my time in here.
[06:37] Power
    I know where the devil
    that kidnapped Meowy dwells.
[06:41] Power
    The concern is that you are
    the only one who can fight it.
[06:45] Power
    He's likely to use Meowy
    as a shield upon seeing me.
[06:50] Power
    If that happens, then all is lost.
[06:56] Denji
    I had a pet devil named Pochita, y'know?
[07:00] Denji
    I can't pet him anymore, but it's cool.
[07:05] Denji
    Because he's alive in here.
[07:07] Power
    How foolish you humans are.
[07:10] Power
    Does that not mean Pochita is dead?
[07:14] Power
    Death is the absence of life.
    This nonsense about living on in your heart
[07:18] Power
    is little more than miserable self-comfort.
[07:27] Denji
    Uh-huh. I guess so.
[07:36] Denji
    I don't think I'm ever
    gonna get along with her.
[07:48] Executive A
    The American matter has got the Soviet
    war hawks crowing more loudly than ever.
[07:54] Executive A
    There are rumors about
    the military use of devils, as well.
[07:58] Executive A
    Hopefully, devils will remain
    Japan's only enemies in the future.
[08:03] Executive B
    Makima, how are the hunting dogs
[08:06] Executive B
    that have been added
    to the squad performing?
[08:08] Makima
    There's one that seems promising,
    and another that seems interesting.
[08:14] Executive B
    Interesting...?
[08:15] Makima
    A pup that I just recently picked up.
[08:19] Executive B
    Your job is to raise these hounds,
    and then put them to work.
[08:24] Executive B
    Make sure not to grow attached.
[08:42] Aki
    As far as I can tell,
    Denji's disgusting, not "interesting."
[08:47] Aki
    Why do you have such high hopes for him?
[09:04] Makima
    All devils are born with names.
[09:08] Makima
    And the more those names are feared,
[09:11] Makima
    the more powerful the devil
    is said to become.
[09:15] Makima
    Coffee isn't considered very frightening,
[09:19] Makima
    so a Coffee Devil would probably be weak.
[09:23] Makima
    But what about a Car Devil?
[09:27] Makima
    It's easy to imagine being run over
    and dying, so it would probably be strong.
[09:33] Makima
    And Denji can turn into a Chainsaw Devil.
[09:39] Makima
    Seems pretty interesting to me.
[09:45] Aki
    He might be interesting,
    but I'm not sure he'll be any use.
[09:50] Aki
    Everyone in Public Safety has
    a real goal or motivation.
[09:54] Aki
    But he said he just wants
    to live the good life.
[09:59] Aki
    He's a bad fit for our operation.
[10:01] Aki
    Not only that, but he thinks
    he can be friends with devils.
[10:06] Aki
    He's still a kid. A stupid brat.
[10:23] Power
    That is the house!
[10:25] Power
    Meowy and the devil are in there.
[10:31] Denji
    Well, we better get going, then.
[10:40] Denji
    Hope I don't have to chainsaw out.
    Losing all that blood's a drag.
[10:45] Power
    Chainsaw?
[10:46] Denji
    Yeah. I can turn into a buncha chainsaws.
[10:49] Power
    Human jokes leave much to be desired.
[10:57] Power
    What is it now?
[10:59] Denji
    Isn't he gonna use the cat
    as a hostage if he sees you?
[11:03] Denji
    Should you even, like, be this close?
[11:06] Power
    Oh, I did say that, didn't I?
[11:09] Denji
    You said...?
[11:11] Power
    I misspoke.
[11:29] Power
    Fool that you are, it seems
    your instincts are sharp.
[11:58] Bat Devil
    You kept me waiting
    a long time, Blood Devil.
[12:02] Bat Devil
    I thought you had run away.
[12:05] Power
    Spare me your complaints!
    It took me this long to gain some freedom.
[12:10] Power
    And I've brought a human
    just as you demanded, Bat!
[12:18] Bat Devil
    My first meal in ages...
[12:20] Bat Devil
    A young man? I'm sure his
    blood will be full of vigor.
[12:31] Bat Devil
    Look at my arm, human.
[12:35] Bat Devil
    The wound that your kind gave me!
[12:38] Bat Devil
    The damnable wound
    that forced me into hiding!
[12:44] Denji
    Like I give a shit. Dumbass.
[12:46] Bat Devil
    Food shouldn't speak!
[12:48] Bat Devil
    Time to heal the wounds humans
    gave me with human blood!
[13:00] Bat Devil
    Disgusting!
[13:04] Bat Devil
    I've been revived with awful-tasting blood!
[13:14] Bat Devil
    The inside of my mouth tastes disgusting...
[13:17] Bat Devil
    I need to cleanse my palate
    with another human now!
[13:29] (Flashback) Aki
    What are you trying to do?
    Make friends with them?
[13:37] Power
    I'm amazed you actually believed my story.
[13:43] Power
    Humans truly are foolish.
[13:54] Bat Devil
    The stench of cigarettes...
[13:57] Bat Devil
    The scent of makeup and drugs...
[14:00] High Schooler A
    Are you serious?
[14:00] High Schooler B
    Wow!
[14:03] Bat Devil
    There's a decent aroma.
[14:06] Bat Devil
    I'll cleanse my palate with some children.
[14:10] Power
    Bat Devil!
[14:13] Power
    I brought you a human, as promised!
[14:16] Power
    Release Meowy.
[14:21] Bat Devil
    Oh, I did say I'd do that, didn't I?
[14:29] Power
    Meowy!
[14:30] Power
    But I hadn't punished you for bringing me
    such nasty blood yet, had I?
[14:40] Power
    Meowy...?
[14:41] (Flashback) Power
    Meowy!
[14:43] (Flashback) Power
    Your name shall be Meowy!
[14:45] (Flashback) Power
    You smell tasty, for a cat.
[14:52] (Flashback) Power
    So spindly, though.
[14:56] (Flashback) Power
    Let's put some meat
    on those bones before I feast.
[15:09] (Flashback) Power
    Grow big and strong, now.
[15:12] (Flashback) Power
    I'm looking forward to killing you, Meowy.
[15:24] (Flashback) Power
    I've killed all who've met my eyes.
[15:30] (Flashback) Power
    It's become strange to hear a voice
    that isn't screaming.
[15:35] (Flashback) Power
    So strange...
[15:43] (Flashback) Bat Devil
    Blood Devil...
[15:47] (Flashback) Bat Devil
    I need blood.
[15:50] (Flashback) Bat Devil
    If you want to save this cat,
    then bring me a human.
[16:14] Power
    You said you couldn't pet
    Pochita anymore, yes?
[16:18] Power
    I understand how you feel now.
[16:22] Power
    'Tis an awful feeling.
[16:32] Bat Devil
    Nasty!
[16:34] Bat Devil
    All of this repulsive blood!
[16:41] Bat Devil
    The inside of my mouth feels filthy!
[16:44] Bat Devil
    I need to gargle with the blood of children!
[16:51] Bat Devil
    After I gargle, a virgin
    should make a fine appetizer.
[16:56] Bat Devil
    Then a beefy man for a main course...
[16:59] Bat Devil
    And a pregnant woman for dessert.
[17:06] Denji
    Gimme my tits back!
[17:09] Bat Devil
    You're drinking my blood?!
    That's disgusting!
[17:13] Bat Devil
    I don't even feel like drinking your blood!
[17:19] Denji
    There was a time I couldn't find Pochita.
[17:22] Denji
    He was gone when I woke up in the morning...
[17:25] Denji
    So I looked all over town,
    but couldn't find him.
[17:29] Denji
    I thought a devil might've eaten him,
[17:34] Denji
    but when I got home,
    he was crying, waiting for me.
[17:39] Denji
    I remember being so relieved,
    I fell asleep holding him.
[17:44] Denji
    I wonder how she felt when she tried to sleep,
    knowing that devil had Meowy.
[18:03] Bat Devil
    You're a devil?!
[18:32] Denji
    Hey, dumbass! You wanna get eaten?!
[18:37] Bat Devil
    You let her escape?
[18:40] Bat Devil
    You're a devil!
    What do you think you're doing?!
[18:45] Denji
    Think I'm gonna split open your guts...
[18:48] Denji
    And then cop me a feel!
[19:32] Denji
    Get out of here already!
[19:43] Bat Devil
    If you're so set on saving humans...
[19:49] Bat Devil
    Can you cut through this?!
[19:55] Denji
    The chainsaws retract?!
[19:57] Bat Devil
    Such brute strength in that tiny body!
[20:00] Bat Devil
    Why would you use that power
    to save a human?!
[20:05] Denji
    You think I saved him?
SIGN    Western Tokyo
[20:08] Denji
    I don't give a shit...
[20:13] Denji
    about saving some dude!
[20:46] Denji
    I need to heal now.
[20:48] Denji
    Your blood reeks of cigarettes,
    but it should do, for now.
[20:55] Denji
    How are you still alive?!
[21:00] Denji
    Through all of this crap...
[21:05] Denji
    I've been about as patient as possible.
[21:10] Denji
    So how come I haven't...
[21:13] Denji
    gotten to cop a single damn feel yet?!
[21:32] Bat Devil
    S-Stay away!

E4 - RESCUE

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[00:47] (Flashback) Bat Devil
    If you want to save this cat,
    then bring me a human.
[00:58] Power
    One life is worth as little as any other.
[01:01] Power
    And this is only a cat.
[01:03] Power
    So why do I run?
    Why do I search for a human?
[01:10] Power
    Is it to save Meowy?
[01:17] Power
    Such a foolish reason.
[01:24] Power
    I love blood.
[01:26] Power
    The taste, the smell,
    the sense of mortality...
[01:31] Power
    And then... there is something
    I only recently realized:
[01:37] Power
    The blood is warm...
[01:40] Power
    And feels pleasant.
[02:04] Power
    Why did you save me?
[02:07] Power
    I attempted to kill you.
[02:22] Power
    Such a foolish reason.
[02:34] Power
    Forgive my deceit.
[02:36] Power
    Since Meowy is safe...
[02:39] Power
    You may fondle my chest.
[02:51] Denji
    Hell yeah!
[02:59] Denji
    Holy shit! Ow!
[03:04] Denji
    That hurts!
[05:01] Denji
    Can you move?
[05:03] Power
    Not even a finger.
[05:05] Power
    Take Meowy and flee, please.
[05:17] Denji
    Damn it, not enough chainsaw...
[05:22] Denji
    I must be low on blood.
[05:27] Leech Devil
    And after I finally found him...
[05:30] Leech Devil
    It's you, right? The one who killed Batty.
[05:34] Leech Devil
    He was my man, y'know?!
[05:39] Leech Devil
    Oh... but you're actually
    pretty cute yourself.
[05:44] Leech Devil
    You're my type, so I'll let you go!
[05:48] Denji
    What about them?
[05:53] Leech Devil
    They die.
[06:00] Leech Devil
    Then you can die, too.
[06:38] Power
    He can fight so fiercely...
[06:41] Power
    To merely fondle a chest?
[06:59] Leech Devil
    Is this a joke?
[07:01] Leech Devil
    How'd a little pupper
    like you kill my Batty?
[07:07] Leech Devil
    Y'know, he and I shared a dream:
    killing and eating all of humanity.
[07:13] Leech Devil
    A pipe dream, but a noble one,
    and a romantic one.
[07:17] Leech Devil
    And now this little
    yipping dog has ruined it.
[07:21] Leech Devil
    You're cute enough that I regret it...
[07:24] Leech Devil
    But you still need to die.
[07:28] Denji
    I'm not dying before I cop a feel.
[07:30] Leech Devil
    That is ridiculous!
[07:32] Leech Devil
    To think he was killed by someone
    with such a trashy dream.
[07:36] Leech Devil
    Alas, poor Batty...
[07:40] Power
    Such a foolish reason.
[07:44] Aki
    Everyone is serious about this except you.
[08:08] Denji
    Everybody wants to trash-talk my plans...
[08:13] Denji
    It's revenge this,
[08:14] Denji
    protect my family that,
[08:16] Denji
    and save a cat, too!
[08:18] Denji
    Blah, blah, blah!
[08:20] Denji
    I guess your fancy dreams
    make you guys hot shit, huh?!
[08:23] Denji
    How about we have us a dream battle, then?!
    How about that?!
[08:26] Denji
    If I murderize you,
[08:29] Denji
    that means your dream's
    weaker than fondling a tit!
[08:32] Leech Devil
    Even your howls are cute!
[08:34] Leech Devil
    But y'know what they say about
    little dogs barking! Yap, yap, yap!
[08:36] Leech Devil
    Okay! I'll gobble you up, then!
[08:41] Denji
    Go ahead...
[08:42] Denji
    If you can beat me in the dream battle!
[09:21] Power
    Demoniacal...
[10:01] Leech Devil
    Time to eat...
[10:10] Aki
    Kon.
[10:17] Leech Devil
    Huh... Huh?
[10:20] Fox Devil
    Looks like she's the Leech Devil.
    May I swallow?
[10:24] Aki
    Do it.
[10:42] Aki
    The Leech Devil's extermination is confirmed.
[10:45] Aki
    I want the rookies handling search
    and rescue, plus assisting with the evac.
[10:48] Arai
    Yes, sir!
[10:48] Kobeni
    Okay!
[10:49] Aki
    Himeno, you've got seniority,
    so keep watch for more devils.
[10:52] Himeno
    On it.
[10:55] Denji
    Dream battle... Gonna... My dream battle...
[10:59] Aki
    You and the Blood Fiend
    need to be debriefed.
[11:03] Power
    And Meowy?
[11:10] Aki
    Have the cat sent to a veterinarian
    for a thorough checkup.
[11:27] Aki
    I found your arm.
[11:31] Aki
    A blood infusion was all
    it needed to reattach.
[11:34] Aki
    You really are like a devil.
[11:38] Denji
    You seemed pretty friendly
    with that devil back there.
[11:41] Denji
    I saw.
[11:45] Aki
    You really don't know a thing, huh?
[11:47] Aki
    Devil Hunters form contracts with
    devils in order to fight against them.
[11:53] Aki
    I've got a contract with the Fox Devil.
[11:55] Aki
    In exchange for power,
    I offer up a bit of my body as food.
[12:01] Aki
    It was some skin this time.
[12:04] Denji
    Sounds painful.
[12:07] Aki
    Devils yearn for the deaths of humans.
[12:10] Aki
    The same goes for Fiends.
[12:14] Denji
    Power seems cool, though.
[12:19] Aki
    The surveillance cameras caught
    you two headed to your patrol area.
SIGN    Paused
[12:24] Aki
    And the house that we believe
    was housing the Bat Devil
[12:29] Aki
    contained a lot of your spilt blood.
[12:32] Aki
    The Blood Fiend tried to kill you, didn't she?
[12:36] Aki
    I don't know why, but you're trying
    to protect a devil. Again.
[12:41] Denji
    I dunno... is that how it happened?
[12:48] (Flashback) Father
    My daughter would like
    to meet the chainsaw guy.
[12:52] (Flashback) Daughter
    Thank you.
[12:54] (Flashback) Lady Office Worker
    The devil threatened to eat
    me back at the office,
[12:58] (Flashback) Lady Office Worker
    but now that I think about it, he was
    wearing a Public Safety uniform.
[13:00] (Flashback) Lady Office Worker
    I'd like to thank him.
[13:02] (Flashback) Dude
    "Don't give a shit about
    saving some dude," he says!
[13:05] (Flashback) Dude
    And then the devil throws
    my car with me in it!
[13:07] (Flashback) Dude
    It was a devil with a chainsaw
    coming out of its head...
[13:13] Aki
    If I dig deeper into this,
    and report it to the higher-ups,
[13:16] Aki
    it'd mean the Blood Fiend gets disposed of
     along with you, since you covered for her.
[13:20] Aki
    But there were no fatalities.
[13:23] Aki
    So, if you're willing to accept one condition,
    I'll let what happened slide.
[13:32] Aki
    You need to do what I tell you to.
[13:35] Aki
    You're a dumbass and a brat
    with no clue about right and wrong.
[13:38] Aki
    I've been doing this longer, so I'm pretty
     sure I have some grasp of social ethics.
[13:43] Aki
    All you need to do to protect
    this lifestyle is listen to me.
[13:50] Aki
    How about it? If you follow,
    I want an answer.
[13:55] Denji
    Sure. I'll keep it in mind.
[14:00] Denji
    You can relax.
[14:01] Denji
    I might not be after some
    big-deal goal like you guys,
[14:05] Denji
    and I might dream small.
[14:08] Denji
    But I'm as serious about this as you are.
[14:13] Denji
    You can count on me.
[14:19] Aki
    Try and learn some manners in the meantime.
[14:22] Denji
    Yeah, I'll think about it.
[14:32] Power
    You see? Am I not innocent?
[14:37] Power
    Now, would you kindly take these off?
[14:40] Himeno
    Is this a good idea?
[14:43] Himeno
    When this cutie-Fiend kills somebody,
[14:46] Himeno
    it's gonna be your responsibility,
    for letting her live.
[14:49] Aki
    We're Devil Hunters.
[14:51] Aki
    Whether they're devils or Fiends,
[14:53] Aki
    if they're handy,
    we should put them to work.
[14:56] Aki
    But they're still the enemy.
    We're just making use of them.
[15:01] Aki
    We're not making friends.
[15:35] Makima
    Come in.
[15:37] Aki
    Excuse me.
[15:46] Aki
    And he claims they "were outside
    the patrol zone before they knew it,"
[15:51] Aki
    and that they discovered a house that
    "looked like it had a super-nasty devil in it,"
[15:55] Aki
    which is where they encountered
    the Bat Devil.
[15:58] Aki
    Denji used his chainsaws to
     exterminate the Bat Devil,
[16:02] Aki
    and then came under attack
    by the Leech Devil...
[16:05] Aki
    Which Division 4 exterminated.
[16:08] Aki
    There were no traces of Gun flesh
    in either the Bat or Leech Devil's heads.
[16:13] Aki
    That concludes my report.
[16:17] Makima
    Well done.
[16:19] Makima
    But Denji and Power managed to get awfully
    far without anyone noticing, didn't they?
[16:27] Aki
    I'd chalk that up to them
    being unbelievably stupid.
[16:30] Makima
    Leaving the approved area
    is against regulations.
[16:34] Aki
    Considering there were no fatalities,
[16:37] Aki
    and that we were able to get rid of
    two devils, I think it's worth overlooking.
[16:47] Makima
    Understood.
[16:49] Aki
    If you'll excuse me, ma'am.
[16:53] Makima
    You seem a little more
    flexible now, Hayakawa.
[16:57] Makima
    Is that Denji's influence, I wonder?
[17:02] Aki
    I doubt it.
[17:04] Aki
    I haven't changed at all.
[18:38] Denji
    How's he up so early?
[19:07] Denji
    What's for lunch?
[19:09] Aki
    Curry.
[19:11] Denji
    Sweet!
[19:15] Denji
    The hell's this? A devil?
[19:25] Power
    What a pitiful home this is!
[19:31] Makima
    I'd like you to put Power up
    in one of your rooms, Hayakawa.
[19:36] Makima
    I think you'll make a good leash
    for the two of them.
[19:41] Power
    Stop right there, Meowy!
[19:41] Aki
    Is there some reason why you're sending
     me all these psychos, ma'am?
[19:44] Power
    It seems you've got quite a feast!
[19:44] Makima
    It's because I trust you
    more than anyone else.
[19:47] Denji
    Damn it, who said you could come in?!
[19:49] Power
    'Tis mine now!
[19:50] Denji
    Gimme my super toast back!
[19:53] Aki
    Oh... okay.
[19:55] Makima
    It'd be a little odd to have her
    staying at the office indefinitely.
[20:02] Makima
    Okay.
[20:04] Makima
    You don't need to worry.
    Power said she would behave.
[20:10] Makima
    It'll be fine.
[20:13] Power
    Vegetables are revolting!
[20:15] Power
    Away!
[20:16] Denji
    Carrot!
[20:18] Aki
    Don't fling your vegetables!
[20:19] Denji
    Damn it...
[20:21] Denji
    Show some respect to the farmers
    who grew the veggies, devil!
[20:27] Power
    The toilet?
[20:28] Power
    I prefer to only occasionally
    flush my feces.
[20:30] Aki
    Flush it!
[20:32] Denji
    It stinks.
[20:33] Power
    I prefer to only occasionally bathe.
[20:35] Aki
    Get in there!
[20:36] Denji
    You reek!
[20:38] Power
    You two are absurd.
[20:40] Power
    How delicate these humans be.
[20:42] Power
    Aren't they, Meowy?
[20:53] Denji
    Can't believe she just shows up
    and starts raising hell.
[20:57] Denji
    Do devils not flush the toilet?
[21:00] Denji
    Didn't eat her veggies either.
[21:02] Power
    You there...
[21:04] Denji
    Hey, Shit Devil! Your turds are stuck
    to the damn toilet and won't come off!
[21:16] Power
    We had a deal, did we not?
[21:18] Power
    You may fondle my chest.
[21:20] Power
    So, fondle!
[21:37] Power
    Come now, what's the matter?
    Aren't you pleased?
[21:40] Power
    Commence your fondling.
[21:47] Power
    I have stipulations, however.
[21:50] Power
    You have earned three squeezes of my breast.
[21:54] Denji
    Three?
[21:56] Power
    One for your rescue of Meowy.
[21:59] Power
    A second for slaying the Bat Devil.
[22:02] Power
    And a third for protecting me from topknot!
[22:07] Power
    I had no intention of actually letting you,
[22:10] Power
    but your efforts have earned
    you these three squeezes.
[22:13] Power
    Squeeze them gratefully.
[22:22] Denji
    She's an angel!
SIGN    BLAAAARGH!
SIGN    BLAAAARGH!
[22:29] ---
    
SIGN    Lalalalah
SIGN    Lalalalah
SIGN    Lalalalah
SIGN    Lalalalah
SIGN    Lalalalah
SIGN    Lalalalah
SIGN    Lalalalah
SIGN    Lalalalah
SIGN    Lalalalah
SIGN    Lalalalah
SIGN    BLAAAARGH!
SIGN    BLAAAARGH!
SIGN    Denji,
    Hear
    Me
    Out

E5 - GUN DEVIL

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[00:23] Power
    It feels so good!
[00:38] Denji
    What the...?
[00:39] Power
    Breast pads.
[00:41] Power
    A wondrous invention that
    makes your bosom look bigger.
[00:49] Power
    Now! Two squeezes remain.
[01:01] Power
    And now! The final fondling!
[01:07] Power
    There, done! All done!
[01:09] Power
    What did you think? Was it not fantastic?
[01:13] Power
    How lucky for you, to grasp
    such splendorous things!
[01:16] Power
    And now we are even!
[01:18] Power
    With Meowy saved, I have no real reason
    to hunt devils any longer,
[01:20] Denji
    There's lots of stuff I could say, but... Huh?
[01:23] Power
    yet there's no escaping Makima!
[01:25] Power
    So I will aid you all with your duty!
[01:28] Power
    I'm sure the pleasure is all yours!
[01:32] Power
    Meowy! Off to bed we go!
[01:40] Denji
    That's it?
[03:19] Power
    This is good!
[03:23] Power
    Seconds would be splendid!
[03:25] Power
    I'll eat yours, if you won't have it!
[03:26] Aki
    You little...!
[03:27] Power
    Where shall we slaughter devils today?
[03:32] Power
    Hey.
[03:34] Power
    Hey!
[03:36] Power
    Hey!
[03:38] Power
    Chop!
[03:41] Makima
    This is the form apology
    for the damage to the buildings.
[03:45] Makima
    This is for verifying
    the disposal of the devils' bodies.
[03:48] Makima
    Then there's this, from the Ministry of Land,
    Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism.
[03:52] Makima
    You'll need to stamp it, here and here.
[04:01] Makima
    I hate making you do all this paperwork.
[04:03] Makima
    It's almost like killing
    the Bat Devil was a bad thing.
[04:09] Makima
    Is something bothering you, Denji?
[04:15] Denji
    Y'know, I...
[04:17] Denji
    There's something I was chasing after,
    and I finally managed to get it.
[04:22] Denji
    But once I did, it wasn't...
[04:25] Denji
    as big of a deal as I thought.
[04:29] Denji
    Now I'm wondering, if I go after
    something else, and get my hands on it,
[04:36] Denji
    am I just gonna think
    I was happier during the chase?
[04:43] Denji
    That's, like... total bullshit, isn't it?
[04:49] Makima
    What exactly are you talking about, Denji?
[04:52] Denji
    I touched boobs for the first time,
     but it wasn't that great.
[05:07] Makima
    Denji...
[05:09] Makima
    I believe that, when it comes to sex,
[05:11] Makima
    the better you understand
    the other person, the better it feels.
[05:19] Makima
    But it's hard to understand
    how someone else feels.
[05:25] Makima
    So, start with observing
    the hand, carefully.
[05:31] Makima
    How long are their fingers?
[05:37] Makima
    Are their palms cold?
[05:41] Makima
    Are they warm?
[05:44] Makima
    What's the shape of their ears?
[05:51] Makima
    Ever had your finger bitten?
[05:53] Denji
    B-Bit...?
[05:54] Makima
    Remember this.
[05:57] Makima
    So that even if you can't see,
[06:00] Makima
    you'll be able to tell it's me,
    from how hard I'm biting.
[06:07] Makima
    Memorize it.
[06:19] Denji
    I... got it.
[06:52] Makima
    Denji...
[06:55] Makima
    I'd like to ask you to do something for me.
[06:58] Makima
    Can I?
[07:02] Denji
    Yeah.
[07:08] Makima
    I want you to beat the Gun Devil.
[07:12] Denji
    Gun Devil?
[07:14] Makima
    It appeared in America 13 years ago,
    but nobody knows where it is now.
[07:21] Makima
    It's a very strong devil
    that all hunters want to kill.
[07:28] Makima
    But I happen to think that you can kill it.
[07:32] Makima
    Because you're not like any
    of the other Devil Hunters.
[07:38] Makima
    And if you're able to kill the Gun Devil,
[07:42] Makima
    I'll make any wish of yours come true.
[07:49] Denji
    You're saying if your Denji
     kills the Gun Devil,
[07:52] Denji
    Miss Makima's gonna make
    any wish of his come true?
[07:59] Denji
    So... like, I mean...
[08:03] Denji
    You're saying if your Denji
     kills the Gun Devil,
[08:05] Denji
    Miss Makima's gonna make
    any wish of his come true?
[08:14] Denji
    Anything, like... even se—
[08:17] Makima
    I said anything, Denji.
[08:20] Denji
    Holy shit! Is that even allowed?!
[08:24] Makima
    It's only allowed because this devil
    is so strong and bad, mind you.
[08:29] Makima
    People were trying to profit off of guns
[08:31] Makima
    as a counter-measure against
    devils across the world,
[08:33] Makima
    which resulted in an increase
    in crime and conflict.
[08:38] Makima
    The news focused on it
    non-stop for a while,
[08:41] Makima
    with people more afraid
    of gun violence than ever.
[08:46] Makima
    Then a major armed terrorist
    attack happened in America.
[08:51] Makima
    That was the day the Gun Devil appeared.
[08:58] (Flashback) Mom
    "This is where I live," said the city mouse.
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[09:04] (Flashback) Mom
    And, oh what a big house it was!
[09:08] (Flashback) Mom
    The city mouse's family—
[09:09] (Flashback) Young Aki
    Dad!
[09:10] (Flashback) Young Aki
    Let's play catch outside.
[09:12] (Flashback) Dad
    Taiyo doesn't feel well.
    Find something you can play by yourself.
[09:17] (Flashback) Young Aki
    He never does.
[09:19] (Flashback) Young Aki
    I don't remember him feeling good.
[09:21] (Flashback) Mom
    You're the older brother.
    Be good and play by yourself.
[09:27] (Flashback) Taiyo
    I...
[09:28] (Flashback) Taiyo
    I wanna play with him.
[09:52] (Flashback) Young Aki
    Quit following me.
[09:57] (Flashback) Young Aki
    You're so annoying... I said cut it out!
[10:03] (Flashback) Young Aki
    I'm gonna play by myself.
[10:12] (Flashback) Taiyo
    Gotcha!
[10:15] (Flashback) Young Aki
    Stupid! I said cut it out!
[10:26] (Flashback) Taiyo
    It's cold...
[10:34] (Flashback) Young Aki
    If you catch a cold,
    I'm gonna get in trouble.
[10:40] (Flashback) Young Aki
    Your hands won't get cold
    if we play catch, right?
[10:44] (Flashback) Young Aki
    Go grab a glove from the house.
[10:47] (Flashback) Taiyo
    Yes!
[11:10] Makima
    In a little under five minutes,
    1.2 million people were killed.
[11:16] Makima
    The Gun Devil hasn't been seen since.
[11:25] Makima
    Fear of devils across the board
    increased as a result,
[11:30] Makima
    making them all stronger than ever before.
[11:36] Makima
    Gun control got a lot more severe
    in an attempt to weaken the Gun Devil...
[11:42] Makima
    Along with increased censorship of the news.
[11:48] Denji
    I'm not sure I understand, but...
[11:50] Denji
    Let's say this thing's so strong,
    it's hard to understand.
[11:54] Makima
    Do you think you can beat it, Denji?
[11:56] Denji
    Well... I'd say...
[11:59] Denji
    If I bust out all the stops,
[12:03] Denji
    it'll be a peace of cake.
[12:06] Makima
    In that case...
[12:07] Makima
    First, we'll need to actually
    find the Gun Devil.
[12:11] Denji
    How exactly are we gonna do that, anyway?
[12:15] Makima
    These are pieces of the Gun Devil
    that we've collected.
[12:18] Makima
    It's so fast, pieces of it
    are torn off just from moving.
[12:23] Makima
    If a devil eats some of this,
[12:25] Makima
    no matter what their nature,
    they become more powerful.
[12:30] Makima
    See how they stick together?
[12:33] Makima
    Because of how powerful the Gun Devil is,
[12:36] Makima
    once the chunks of flesh
    reach a certain size,
[12:39] Makima
    they start to be attracted
    to the original body.
[12:42] Makima
    So if we can make this piece bigger,
[12:47] Makima
    it'll lead us to the Gun Devil.
[12:50] Aki
    Got one.
[12:54] Himeno
    So it really was snacking
    on a piece of the Gun.
[12:58] Himeno
    Explains how such
    a wimpy devil got so strong.
[13:02] Himeno
    But did it find that piece,
    or did someone serve it up?
[13:07] Aki
    Doesn't change what our job is.
[13:10] Aki
    We keep killing devils,
[13:14] Aki
    and eventually, we'll find him.
[13:21] Makima
    Public Safety's received a request
    for devil extermination.
[13:24] Makima
    A devil has been spotted inside of a hotel.
[13:27] Makima
    No confirmation on the status
    of the hotel's guests.
[13:30] Makima
    Several of the civilian devil hunters
    who initially went in have been found dead.
[13:34] Makima
    It's believed the target has
    consumed a piece of the Gun Devil.
[13:39] Makima
    We're sending six agents from Public Safety
    Devil Extermination Special Division 4.
[13:48] Aki
    It's hiding somewhere in this hotel.
[13:51] Aki
    And this is no ordinary devil.
[13:54] Aki
    It's eaten a piece of the Gun Devil's flesh.
[13:57] Denji
    Maybe it's the Gun Devil for real?
[14:01] Aki
    The more flesh, the stronger the attraction.
    The reaction's not big enough.
[14:06] Denji
    Huh, guess not.
[14:09] Power
    How amusing... Give that thing to me!
[14:13] Aki
    I thought I told you two
    to work on your manners.
[14:17] Denji
    Who the hell's gonna suck up
    to you for no reason?
[14:18] Power
    How foolish and conceited these humans be!
[14:25] Denji
    Mr. Hayakawa.
[14:27] Power
    Sir.
[14:28] Aki
    Good.
[14:29] Denji
    Sweet!
[14:31] Denji
    Dude, he's so easy.
[14:32] Arai
    Hayakawa!
[14:34] Arai
    Considering we're about
    to fight some devils...
[14:37] Arai
    Can we really trust these two
    to watch our backs?
[14:40] Arai
    One's a Fiend, and the other is some punk...
[14:43] Arai
    I'm not sure about this.
[14:47] Aki
    We can't let them watch our backs.
[14:49] Aki
    On extermination missions,
    they'll be taking point.
[14:53] Aki
    If they try to run
    or switch sides, we kill them.
[14:57] Power
    You're treating us like livestock!
[15:00] Aki
    You two don't get rights.
[15:03] Denji
    He's super pissed.
[15:06] Denji
    Must be from this morning.
[15:07] Power
    Perhaps our prank went too far?
[15:10] Aki
    You call that a prank?! I could kill you!
[15:13] Himeno
    Yikes! What happened?
[15:16] Himeno
    Aki, you can't just be harsh
    all the time, y'know?
[15:19] Denji
    She's right! The bat almost killed me,
    and now there's more work?!
[15:23] Denji
    I want a reward!
[15:26] Himeno
    Got it! I'll take one for the team.
[15:29] Himeno
    Whoever kills this devil will win...
[15:32] Himeno
    a kiss on the cheek from yours truly!
[15:38] Arai
    That's... You shouldn't do that!
[15:41] Arai
    A young woman who's not married
    shouldn't be so... indecent!
[15:45] Himeno
    But doesn't a reward help with motivation?
[15:48] Himeno
    Right?
[15:59] Denji
    I'm not gonna sweat the kisses.
[16:01] Denji
    Don't worry about it. I'm plenty motivated.
[16:04] Himeno
    Oh?
[16:05] Denji
    I got my sights set on someone
    for a first kiss already.
[16:09] Denji
    I'm gonna find all these meat chunks
    or whatever for her.
[16:13] Denji
    So, until the Gun Devil's dead,
    no smooching for me.
[16:18] Himeno
    That's a hell of a thing
    to say in front of Aki!
[16:21] Denji
    Besides, I learned something real important.
[16:24] Denji
    Sex stuff feels better when it's
    two people who get each other.
[16:29] Denji
    I don't even know your name,
    so I ain't after your lips!
[16:38] Himeno
    Then, if you kill the devil, Denji...
[16:43] Himeno
    I'll give you a kiss... with tongue.
[16:52] Arai
    Hey, hold it!
[16:55] Arai
    It's dangerous to run off solo! Stop!
SIGN    th Floor
[16:58] Himeno
    Damn, I love teasing boys!
[17:01] Kobeni
    Oh man, what are we gonna do?
[17:04] Power
    I yearn for blood.
[17:05] Arai
    It's dangerous! You need to stop!
[17:11] Arai
    Himeno's been nice enough to train me
    for the last six months!
[17:15] Arai
    If the alternative is letting
    some thug like you kiss her...
[17:18] Arai
    Then I'll take that kiss on the cheek!
[17:20] Denji
    Move!
[17:21] Denji
    I don't want some dude
    all over me! It's nasty!
[17:24] Arai
    Say what?!
[17:25] Denji
    Die! I'm after a way
    bigger goal than you, dude!
[17:26] Power
    I wish to join you!
[17:29] Arai
    Shut up! I don't wanna hear that
    from someone newer than me!
[17:30] Aki
    What's your take on the rookies, Himeno?
[17:32] Denji
    Man, shut up!
[17:34] Power
    More of this! Yes!
[17:36] Himeno
    I'd say Arai's not super competent,
    but makes up for it in motivation.
[17:40] Power
    Get him, get him!
[17:41] Himeno
    Meanwhile, Kobeni's got the moves,
    but she's really timid.
[17:45] Himeno
    You think any of the four rookies
    have a shot of surviving, Aki?
[17:48] Power
    It's a duel to the death!
[17:50] Arai
    You get the picture, now?
[17:50] Aki
    Most people either die
    or go private after a year,
[17:55] Aki
    regardless of how strong
    I thought they were.
[17:56] Arai
    You are not kissing Himeno!
[17:58] Denji
    Asshole... I'm gonna kill you!
[17:59] Himeno
    That's not really an answer.
[18:00] Denji
    Power... you're dead, too!
[18:03] Denji
    You too, shorty.
[18:03] Himeno
    Don't die on me, Aki.
[18:05] Kobeni
    But why?!
[18:22] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Himeno...
[18:24] (Flashback) Kishibe
    This is your new partner.
[18:27] (Flashback) Kishibe
    He's rude, but I trained him
    to be of some use.
[18:31] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Try and get along.
[18:37] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm Aki.
[18:39] (Flashback) Aki
    Nice to meet you.
[18:46] (Flashback) Himeno
    Are you gonna be any help?
[18:51] (Flashback) Aki
    Well... I think so.
[18:54] (Flashback) Himeno
    You're gonna be my sixth partner.
[18:57] (Flashback) Himeno
    The others all died.
[19:00] (Flashback) Himeno
    They all died because they were useless.
[19:06] (Flashback) Himeno
    Don't die on me, Aki.
[19:09] Denji
    Gotta say, I'm not seeing
    any devils around here.
[19:15] Denji
    Does that meat chunk of yours even work?
[19:21] Denji
    So tired...
[19:23] Himeno
    Aki...
[19:26] Himeno
    Incoming.
[19:51] Himeno
    Got it.
[19:54] Denji
    It floats?!
[19:55] Power
    The battle is joined!
[20:05] Power
    Damnable devil! Did you see
    how it floated in fear of me?!
[20:10] Himeno
    No, no, that's my power.
[20:12] Power
    Say what?
[20:14] Himeno
    I've got a contract with the Ghost Devil.
[20:17] Himeno
    I served up my right eye in exchange
    for being able to use a ghost's right hand.
[20:22] Himeno
    My ghost hand's invisible
    and strong. Pretty slick, right?
[20:28] Himeno
    How about it, Aki?
    Has he got any of the Gun's flesh?
[20:31] Aki
    No strong reaction. This isn't the one.
[20:34] Himeno
    I see... guess we better keep heading up.
[20:39] Power
    Is it wise to blather on about
    your powers in my presence?
[20:44] Power
    Are you people not meant to hold my reins?
[20:47] Himeno
    Knowing about our powers makes
    for better teamwork, right?
[20:50] Himeno
    Besides, I've got a few tricks
    up my sleeve, so I'm not worried.
[20:54] Power
    Truly?
[20:56] Power
    So what would you do if I said
    I was going to kill this one?
[21:00] Himeno
    Put the weapon away.
[21:02] Himeno
    If you misbehave,
    I can always choke you to death.
[21:08] Power
    Can't... touch it...
[21:16] Himeno
    I'd prefer if we got along. It's easier!
[21:21] Power
    I will devour you in time!
[21:23] Denji
    You better not. I'm trying to get a kiss.
[21:26] Arai
    Do you guys not get that the devil
    is still around? Can't you pipe...
[21:34] Arai
    Huh?
[21:41] Power
    She does look like
    she'd be unpleasant raw.
[21:42] Aki
    What is it?
[21:43] Denji
    That sounds pervy, dude.
[21:44] Arai
    We were... on our way to
    the 9th floor from the 8th, right?
[21:45] Power
    Perhaps boiling or frying...
[21:48] Denji
    Cook your own ass, stupid.
SIGN    th Floor
[21:49] Aki
    Yeah.
[21:51] Arai
    But this is the 8th floor.
[21:55] Denji
    You probably read it wrong.
[21:57] Arai
    It's not that! Something's going on here!
[21:59] Arai
    I'm gonna double check.
[22:00] Power
    I know! Grilled like a steak!
[22:03] Denji
    Steak?!
[22:04] Denji
    I wanna try steak!
[22:09] Arai
    Huh?
[22:13] Himeno
    Arai... just now... you were
    going downstairs, right?

E6 - KILL DENJI

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SIGN    th Floor
[00:05] Arai
    Huh?
[00:07] Himeno
    Arai... just now... you were
    going downstairs, right?
[00:18] Himeno
    Kobeni, make a double
    peace sign and stay put.
[00:28] Himeno
    Well, shit.
[00:35] Himeno
    Aki... what's going on here?
[00:38] Aki
    It has to be a devil's power at work.
[00:42] Aki
    Kobeni, stand right there.
[00:56] Aki
    Why are there rooms
    on the other side of the window?
[01:18] Denji
    Hey! None of the windows go anywhere!
[01:20] Denji
    They just open to the room across the hall!
[01:23] Aki
    I figured as much.
[01:26] Aki
    We're trapped on the eighth floor.
SIGN    th Floor
[03:10] Aki
    Let's run through what we know.
[03:12] Aki
    This is probably a devil's doing,
[03:14] Aki
    and no matter how many times
    we try to go to a different floor,
[03:17] Aki
    we end up on the eighth again.
[03:18] Aki
    The elevator is inoperable
    for whatever reason.
[03:21] Aki
    There's no way outside via
    the rooms or any windows.
[03:24] Aki
    We tried going through the ceiling,
    but ended up on the eighth floor again.
[03:29] Denji
    Maybe it's because Power killed that devil?
[03:33] Denji
    He coulda died while using
    the power to keep us trapped.
[03:36] Denji
    And now—
[03:37] Power
    You commanded me to kill him!
[03:39] Denji
    Did not!
[03:39] Aki
    A devil's powers are released
    when they die. It can't be that.
[03:44] Himeno
    Is the flesh piece reacting, Aki?
[03:47] Aki
    Actually...
[03:48] Aki
    It's gone dead still.
[03:51] Himeno
    That devil before was bait, and we bit hard.
[03:56] Himeno
    I've never seen a devil try
    something so clever before.
[03:59] Arai
    But if no one hears from us for a while,
[04:02] Arai
    won't other Devil Hunters
    show up to help?
[04:07] Himeno
    I guess we better hope they don't fall
    into the same kind of trap, then.
[04:14] Kobeni
    We're all gonna die here.
[04:17] Kobeni
    We're gonna starve to death.
[04:20] Arai
    H-Hang in there, Kobeni!
[04:22] Arai
    Didn't you become a Devil Hunter
    to send your brother to college?!
[04:26] Kobeni
    They basically forced me to do it.
[04:28] Kobeni
    My parents are set on my
    older brother going to college,
[04:31] Kobeni
    since he's the gifted one.
[04:33] Kobeni
    So they made me get a job.
[04:35] Kobeni
    It was become a Devil Hunter
    or a sex worker!
[04:43] Kobeni
    I wanted to go to college, too!
[04:47] Kobeni
    And now I'm gonna die here!
[04:56] Power
    Her face...!
[04:59] Arai
    Enough!
[05:01] Arai
    Quit laughing!
[05:03] Himeno
    Kobeni, devils love fear, okay?
[05:08] Himeno
    If you get scared, you're giving them
    what they want, sweetie.
[05:11] Kobeni
    But I'm so scared!
[05:15] Himeno
    Something bothering you, too, Aki?
[05:20] Aki
    The clocks in this room...
[05:22] Aki
    have been stuck at 8:18 for a while now.
[05:25] Aki
    In every single room... it's 8:18.
[05:32] Aki
    There's a chance that time has been
    frozen here on the eighth floor.
[05:38] Aki
    And if that's the case, no one is coming.
[05:43] Denji
    Oh, shit! Then we can sleep all we want, right?
[05:48] Arai
    How stupid are you?
[05:50] Arai
    We might be trapped in here forever.
[05:55] Denji
    I mean, we might be, but we
     might not be, too, y'know?
[05:58] Denji
    Wake me when you figure it out.
[06:00] Denji
    This bed is freaking sweet.
    It'd be stupid not to sleep in it.
[06:04] Denji
    I owe the devil for this nap.
[06:17] Aki
    He's actually asleep...
[06:22] Himeno
    Denji.
[06:24] Himeno
    Rise and shine, Denji.
[06:33] Denji
    We find a way off the eighth floor yet?
[06:36] Himeno
    Hate to break it to you, but not yet.
[06:39] Himeno
    We found out the water and electricity
    are still working while you were asleep.
[06:43] Himeno
    There was a little bit of food that some of
    the guests who ran must've left behind.
[06:48] Himeno
    I'll be honest, everyone's really worn out.
[06:53] Himeno
    Aki's been searching
    for the devil nonstop.
[06:56] Himeno
    I told him to take a break,
    but he won't listen.
[07:00] Himeno
    Arai was helping Aki at first,
[07:03] Himeno
    but now he's locked himself up in
    another room to have a panic attack.
[07:07] Himeno
    Kobeni freaked out and tried to drink
    toilet bowl water, so I knocked her out.
[07:12] Himeno
    And as for the Fiend...
[07:15] Denji
    Something happen to Power?
[07:17] Power
    Given there's nothing else to do,
    I've decided to win the Nobel Prize!
[07:20] Power
    Once I've earned such glorious esteem,
    the humans will all kowtow to me!
[07:25] Power
    And with the Nobel Prize as my foothold,
[07:28] Power
    I shall ascend to the prime minister's throne!
[07:30] Power
    What better way to ensure human suffering?
[07:33] Power
    My first act will be passing a 100% sales tax!
[07:38] Denji
    She's always like that.
[07:39] Himeno
    Huh. Okay, then.
[07:43] Himeno
    Let's take turns watching Kobeni and Arai.
[07:46] Himeno
    I couldn't even use the bathroom
    when it was just me.
[08:04] Himeno
    Well, this is my last cigarette.
[08:07] Power
    I'm bored by how little this upsets you.
[08:09] Himeno
    I can take it easy because
    Aki's working hard.
[08:14] Himeno
    The nicotine also helps!
[08:17] Himeno
    Gotta have a port in a storm, right?
[08:20] Himeno
    Life is sweeter with a bit of dependence.
[08:25] Denji
    Hey, that's the same brand he smokes.
[08:30] Himeno
    That's because Aki learned all
    about the flavor of cigarettes
[08:33] Himeno
    from yours truly!
[08:40] (Flashback) Himeno
    Not gonna smoke, Aki?
[08:42] (Flashback) Aki
    No. It's bad for your bones.
[08:44] (Flashback) Himeno
    You should start. It's great for socializing.
[08:47] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm not looking to make friends.
[08:53] (Flashback) Himeno
    Let me guess why you joined Public Safety.
[08:56] (Flashback) Himeno
    You're out to kill the Gun Devil, right?
[08:59] (Flashback) Himeno
    Everyone who signs up with a chip
    on their shoulder is the same...
[09:03] (Flashback) Himeno
    since only Public Safety is allowed to hold
     onto pieces of the Gun Devil's flesh.
[09:08] (Flashback) Himeno
    Devil Hunters die young anyway.
    Might as well smoke.
[09:12] (Flashback) Aki
    I don't plan on dying any time soon.
[09:15] (Flashback) Himeno
    I'll hold you to that.
[09:17] (Flashback) Himeno
    It's a pain in the ass
    when your partner dies.
[09:27] (Flashback) Aki
    What the hell was that?
[09:29] (Flashback) Himeno
    She was my old partner's girlfriend.
[09:32] (Flashback) Himeno
    It happens a lot. You get issues with the
     family and friends of dead partners.
[09:37] (Flashback) Himeno
    They can't do anything to get back
    at the devils, so they take it out on me.
[09:41] (Flashback) Himeno
    I just consider it something
    that comes with the territory.
[09:55] (Flashback) Himeno
    What was that about?
[10:00] (Flashback) Aki
    I put gum on the clothes
    of that girl who hit you.
[10:08] (Flashback) Aki
    You shouldn't just sit back
    and take being treated like that.
[10:10] (Flashback) Aki
    No need for you to feel guilty.
    I was pissed off.
[10:13] (Flashback) Aki
    So I got some payback.
[10:15] (Flashback) Aki
    Serves her right.
[10:16] (Flashback) Aki
    She's gonna waltz around without realizing
    there's a wad of gum on her clothing.
[10:28] (Flashback) Himeno
    There's something my master said...
[10:30] (Flashback) Himeno
    Devils don't fear Devil Hunters
     who are strong or brave.
[10:36] (Flashback) Himeno
    They fear Devil Hunters who have a screw loose.
[10:39] (Flashback) Himeno
    Which is why I think you'll survive
    a long time in this job, Aki.
[10:44] (Flashback) Aki
    Was that an insult?
[10:45] (Flashback) Aki
    And I'll eat your almond tofu
    if you don't want it.
[10:51] (Flashback) Himeno
    Just one.
[10:54] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm not smoking. It's bad for your bones.
[10:57] (Flashback) Himeno
    I wish you would. I get the feeling
    we're gonna be together for a while.
[11:11] (Flashback) Aki
    Just one, then.
[11:13] (Flashback) Aki
    This is the first and last
    cigarette I ever light up.
[11:18] Aki
    Himeno, do you have any smokes left?
[11:21] Himeno
    Sorry. Last one.
[11:24] Aki
    Let me have it, please.
[11:28] Himeno
    If you insist...
[11:32] Denji
    Dude, that's kissing! No fair!
    That's an indirect kiss!
[11:35] Aki
    Shut up.
[11:40] Aki
    I've got bad news.
[11:42] Aki
    Remember the devil we killed?
[11:44] Power
    The one that I slew!
[11:47] Aki
    Well, he's a lot bigger now.
[12:01] Power
    That really is the one I slew.
[12:04] Himeno
    It traps us in a hotel...
    and its body turns into that?
[12:08] Himeno
    What the hell kind of devil is this?
[12:11] Eternity
    Humans. Hear me, humans.
[12:14] Eternity
    You foolish humans.
    I offer you a contract...
[12:19] Denji
    It talked!
[12:20] Aki
    A contract?
[12:21] Eternity
    Feed me the human known as Denji.
[12:25] Eternity
    Even his corpse will do.
[12:27] Eternity
    Let me eat him.
[12:28] Eternity
    Do this, and I'll let the rest
    of you leave in peace.
[12:33] Eternity
    You'll be free to leave!
    Now, accept this contract!
[12:37] Eternity
    Do it... Do it...
[12:49] Kobeni
    Denji... let it eat you.
[13:18] Himeno
    Man, that's obnoxious.
[13:20] Himeno
    Aki, can't you swallow
    this thing with the Fox Devil?
[13:24] Aki
    Kon.
[13:27] Aki
    Looks like Fox Devil isn't coming.
[13:29] Aki
    We're cut off from the rest of the world.
[13:32] Himeno
    The Fox Devil's body is in Kyoto,
    so that makes sense.
[13:35] Himeno
    Let's see what my Ghost can do, then.
[13:41] Eternity
    That hurt!
[13:41] Eternity
    It hurts! Oh, it hurts! The pain!
[13:49] Eternity
    It hurts...! It hurts!
[13:51] Himeno
    It got even bigger!
[13:54] Eternity
    It's pointless!
[13:55] Eternity
    This isn't my main body...
[13:59] Eternity
    You won't find my heart here.
[14:01] Eternity
    You're inside of my stomach...
[14:04] Eternity
    and I have no weaknesses
    on this eighth floor.
[14:08] Eternity
    There is no way to survive this place,
    apart from accepting my offer.
[14:13] Denji
    You're probably not gonna
    let them go, even if I do die.
[14:17] Himeno
    Actually, no.
[14:18] Himeno
    The devil used the word "contract," right?
[14:22] Himeno
    Those kinds of terms hold a strong sway
    when a devil is involved.
[14:26] Himeno
    If one side makes good on the deal,
    the other has to or else.
[14:32] Himeno
    Whichever side breaks
    the contract ends up dying.
[14:34] Himeno
    So, we would be able to leave
    by killing you, Denji.
[14:38] Arai
    Himeno... we should kill him.
[14:41] Arai
    We can come up with another plan
    once he's dead, and we're out of here.
[14:45] Arai
    We're all gonna end up starving otherwise.
[14:49] Arai
    Devil Hunters are legally allowed to
    make contracts with devils.
[14:53] Arai
    We should take the deal!
[14:56] Aki
    The devil wants Denji dead.
[14:59] Aki
    That means his death would benefit it,
[15:02] Aki
    which is why we're not accepting.
[15:04] Himeno
    I'm with him!
[15:06] Arai
    But...
[15:07] Power
    I say we kill him!
[15:10] Power
    My Nobel Prize will remain forever out of
    reach if I'm unable to leave this place!
[15:15] Power
    You must die for my Nobel.
[15:17] Aki
    Fiends can't make pacts with devils.
[15:19] Aki
    It wouldn't be obligated to let us leave,
    even if you killed him.
[15:24] Aki
    Look, we're not killing Denji.
    We're Devil Hunters.
[15:29] Aki
    We only kill devils.
[15:33] Power
    Shall we wrestle to pass the time, then?
[15:35] Denji
    You're just gonna try and kill me! Hell no!
[15:44] Denji
    So hungry...
[15:45] Himeno
    Aki, have you got any kind of plan
    for actually getting us out of here?
[15:50] Aki
    If what the devil says
    is true, we can't kill it.
[15:54] Aki
    But we're not killing Denji, either.
[15:57] Himeno
    So, is the plan to starve, then?
[16:03] Aki
    If we really run out of options,
    I'll use the sword.
[16:05] Himeno
    No, you won't.
[16:08] Denji
    If that thing can get us out of here,
[16:11] Denji
    shouldn't he use it?
[16:13] Himeno
    He shouldn't use it,
    even if we're out of options.
[16:17] Himeno
    If it comes to that... sorry,
[16:19] Himeno
    but you'll have to die, Denji!
[16:23] Arai
    It's gone?!
[16:25] Arai
    It's gone... all the food
    that was left on the bed...
[16:29] Arai
    None of it's left.
[16:30] Arai
    Why?
[16:37] Arai
    You ate all of it, didn't you?
[16:40] Power
    'Twas not me. This is Denji's doing.
[16:42] Arai
    Of all the obvious lies...
[16:44] Kobeni
    I get it now...
[16:46] Kobeni
    I figured it out.
[16:49] Kobeni
    We can't get out of here because
    of that Fiend's power!
[16:53] Kobeni
    That has to be it!
[16:55] Power
    No, it doesn't.
[16:56] Arai
    Calm down, Kobeni! This is the Blood Fiend—
[16:59] Kobeni
    So you're taking her side?
    Even though we're Devil Hunters?!
[17:03] Kobeni
    You're on the devil's side, Arai!
[17:07] Kobeni
    You're a spy!
[17:08] Power
    He's spycy.
[17:10] Arai
    I... I'm not on the devil's side...
[17:13] Kobeni
    I know you're a spy!
[17:20] Himeno
    Was that a scream?
[17:21] Aki
    We need to move!
[17:32] Eternity
    Kill Denji...
[17:34] Eternity
    Give me his heart... Give it!
[17:37] Eternity
    I will grow as your fear grows...
    and with your terror, I will capture you!
[17:43] Eternity
    So, fear me more!
[17:46] Eternity
    Be overcome by your impending death!
[17:48] Eternity
    Dread everything.
[17:50] Eternity
    I will be the one to kill Chainsaw...
[17:54] Eternity
    It will be me!
[17:55] Eternity
    The Eternity Devil!
[18:04] Aki
    The floor's tilting!
[18:22] Eternity
    Give me Denji's heart!
[18:25] Kobeni
    Somebody, anybody, kill Denji!
[18:29] Kobeni
    Please make him dead!
[18:30] Arai
    We're running out of time!
[18:32] Arai
    Let's just feed him to the devil!
[18:36] Aki
    I'm using the sword.
[18:38] Aki
    You okay with that, Himeno?
[18:42] Aki
    Himeno?!
[18:44] Denji
    Whoa, lady! What the hell?!
[18:47] Himeno
    We can probably get out of here
    if he uses that sword,
[18:51] Himeno
    but the pact is one that takes a lot
    of years off Aki's life in exchange.
[18:55] Himeno
    He's got too much to live for.
[18:59] Himeno
    I'm sorry, Denji.
[19:02] Arai
    Damn it!
[19:05] Denji
    Hey, get off!
[19:06] Denji
    Let me go!
[19:12] Kobeni
    Die!
[19:40] Aki
    He might be a piece of shit that
     deserves being stabbed a time or two...
[19:47] Aki
    But he wants the Gun Devil dead.
[19:51] Aki
    And I... can't kill it by myself.
[19:55] Aki
    To do that, I need Devil Hunters
    with the guts to fight it.
[20:00] Aki
    The more, the better...
[20:03] Aki
    Even if it costs some of my own life...
[20:07] Aki
    I'm not letting Denji die.
[20:11] Denji
    Power! You're the Blood Fiend, right?
[20:14] Denji
    Can you keep him from bleeding out?
[20:16] Power
    I only have total control over my own blood.
[20:20] Power
    The blood of others is a challenge.
[20:24] Power
    But I suppose I'd need a new
     cook if topknot died.
[20:28] Power
    Given that, I have little choice.
[20:37] Himeno
    What do we do?
[20:39] Himeno
    What do we do?!
[20:41] Himeno
    Aki... Aki! Aki, what do we do?!
[20:45] Kobeni
    I-It's not my fault!
[20:48] Kobeni
    You! This is because of you!
[20:50] Kobeni
    If you just let it eat you,
    this would all be over!
[20:56] Denji
    Yeah, yeah, I get it.
[20:57] Denji
    Guess it's snack time, then.
[21:00] Kobeni
    Oh, thank goodness.
[21:03] Denji
    I'm not gonna go down smooth, though.
[21:07] Denji
    So if I manage to kill this fucking devil...
[21:11] Denji
    I still expect to get that kiss!
[21:15] Power
    Have you any plan to win?
[21:18] Denji
    It's gonna hurt real bad,
    but I'll get my chainsaws out.
[21:22] Kobeni
    Ch-Chainsaws?
[21:23] Denji
    I dunno what this devil's deal is,
    but it's scared of my chainsaws.
[21:29] Denji
    That's why it didn't try to kill me,
    and wanted you guys to do it instead.
[21:35] Denji
    And I remember it was crying
    about pain when it got attacked...
[21:40] Denji
    So I figure, if I tear it up until
    it can't take the pain no more,
[21:45] Denji
    it'll wanna kill itself!
[21:50] Power
    A very devilish idea indeed.
[21:55] Denji
    I can't believe you did that for me.
[21:58] Denji
    Nobody asked you. Asshole.
[22:01] Denji
    I'm through with owing
    anybody anything, got it?
[22:06] Denji
    So once you're out of here, we're even!
[22:11] ---
    

E7 - THE TASTE OF A KISS

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[00:05] Denji
    I can't believe you did that for me.
[00:08] Denji
    Nobody asked you. Asshole.
[00:12] Denji
    I'm through with owing
    anybody anything, got it?
[00:17] Denji
    So once you're out of here, we're even!
[00:30] Kobeni
    It's over...
[00:49] Eternity
    I knew you were alive, Chainsaw!
[00:59] Denji
    Yeow!
[01:03] Denji
    All better!
[01:06] Eternity
    This is pointless, Chainsaw!
[01:08] Eternity
    The pain!
[01:09] Eternity
    It hurts!
[01:11] Eternity
    You won't find my heart in here!
[01:14] Eternity
    You can't kill me!
[01:26] Himeno
    A devil?!
[01:28] Power
    This bodes ill.
[01:30] Power
    Denji's losing blood ceaselessly.
[01:32] Power
    When he's lost too much,
    his chainsaws will retract.
[01:42] Eternity
    You are so much weaker now.
[01:45] Eternity
    How far you have fallen, Chainsaw?!
[03:31] Denji
    My chainsaws are in?
[03:33] Denji
    Need more blood!
[03:35] Eternity
    You've failed!
[03:37] Eternity
    Die!
[03:38] Eternity
    Chainsaw!
[03:48] Denji
    This blood might seriously taste like shit...
[03:52] Denji
    But watching you shriek in pain...
[03:55] Denji
    Makes it sweet like strawberry jam!
[04:01] Kishibe
    The hunters that devils fear...
[04:08] (Flashback) Kishibe
    are the ones with a couple of screws loose.
[04:15] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Sahara had his head on straight...
[04:18] (Flashback) Kishibe
    So he died.
[04:20] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Same goes for Kinouchi,
    and Subaru, and Sasaki. All sane.
[04:26] (Flashback) Kishibe
    They were reasonable enough
    to fear attacks from a devil,
[04:29] (Flashback) Kishibe
    and that fear made the devils stronger.
[04:34] (Flashback) Kishibe
    You been working with Aki for a while now.
     What do you think about him?
[04:38] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Is his head on straight?
[04:40] (Flashback) Himeno
    I wouldn't say that about anyone
    who's trying to kill the Gun Devil.
[04:45] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Didn't you join Public Safety because
     you were after the Gun Devil, too?
[04:50] (Flashback) Kishibe
    You got any screws loose?
[04:53] (Flashback) Himeno
    No, sir.
[04:55] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Exactly.
[04:56] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Most hunters, including you,
    are out to put the Gun Devil down.
[05:02] (Flashback) Kishibe
    They're earnest. Honest. Straightforward.
[05:05] (Flashback) Kishibe
    And that means the devils know
    exactly how to fuck with them.
[05:10] (Flashback) Kishibe
    But there's no telling what
    a crazy person's thinking.
[05:15] (Flashback) Kishibe
    And even devils are afraid
    of what they don't understand.
[05:21] (Flashback) Himeno
    You're drinking too much again, master.
[05:23] (Flashback) Kishibe
    See, that's being sensible again.
[05:26] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Can't be unhinged without
    loosening the screws a bit every day.
[05:34] (Flashback) Kishibe
    And if you're still visiting your
    partners' graves every month,
[05:37] (Flashback) Kishibe
    then yours are still pretty tight.
[05:40] (Flashback) Kishibe
    I'm heading home.
[05:41] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Aki's still a punk, so make
    sure to work him over.
[05:45] (Flashback) Himeno
    I'll take it one step at a time.
[05:48] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Not good enough.
[05:50] (Flashback) Kishibe
    The kid's serious about
    collecting the meat chunks, right?
[05:54] (Flashback) Kishibe
    He's gonna actually find
    the Gun Devil if he does.
[06:12] (Flashback) Himeno
    No...
[06:13] (Flashback) Himeno
    No, no, no, no, no, no—
[06:18] (Flashback) Himeno
    No.
[06:20] (Flashback) Himeno
    Aki, you wanna join
    the private sector with me?
[06:25] (Flashback) Himeno
    I received a pretty generous offer!
[06:28] (Flashback) Himeno
    Instead of chasing the Gun,
[06:31] (Flashback) Himeno
    we could go out for lunch,
    see a movie on the way home,
[06:36] (Flashback) Himeno
    and really enjoy ourselves.
[06:39] (Flashback) Aki
    If you wanna go out
    for drinks, I'll join you.
[06:41] (Flashback) Aki
    But I have no intention
    of ever going private.
[06:45] (Flashback) Aki
    And I'll take your almond tofu.
[06:48] (Flashback) Himeno
    Then hand me a cigarette in exchange.
[06:58] Himeno
    If Aki fights the Gun Devil, he's gonna die.
[07:03] Himeno
    Not because we're too weak,
[07:06] Himeno
    or because it's the kind of devil that
    can kill hundreds of people in seconds.
[07:11] Himeno
    It's because Aki's cool,
    and serious, and kind...
[07:17] Himeno
    and normal, like most people.
[07:20] Himeno
    But...
[07:23] Denji
    Take that!
[07:26] Eternity
    Ow, ow!
[07:33] Eternity
    It...
[07:34] Eternity
    It's over.
[07:41] Himeno
    But him?
[07:43] Denji
    Eureka, dude.
[07:46] Denji
    I cut you up, and you bleed.
[07:50] Denji
    I drink that blood and heal!
[07:53] Denji
    I'm a fucking perpetual motion machine!
[07:58] Denji
    That Nobel Prize is mine!
[08:05] Himeno
    I've never seen anyone crazier than him,
[08:09] Himeno
    so maybe he can kill the Gun Devil!
[08:24] Eternity
    Pain...
[08:28] Eternity
    Ow, ow...
[08:34] Eternity
    It hurts...
[08:38] Himeno
    You still alive, Aki?
[08:44] Aki
    How long...
[08:46] Aki
    How long has it been?
[08:49] Himeno
    About three days since
    you got stabbed, I think?
[08:53] Power
    Meowy...
[08:55] Himeno
    Let's all go out for drinks.
[08:59] Himeno
    Since it's over... I'm gonna sleep a bit.
[09:03] Aki
    It's over?
[09:07] Eternity
    This is my weakness...
[09:09] Eternity
    It's my heart.
[09:11] Eternity
    Please kill me.
[09:12] Eternity
    I'm sorry.
[09:13] Eternity
    I apologize.
[09:14] Eternity
    It hurts...
[09:15] Denji
    What, already?!
[09:17] Denji
    I was still having fun!
    It was like being in a pool!
SIGN    AUTOMATED
SIGN    AUTOMATED
SIGN    DOORS
SIGN    DOORS
SIGN    PLEASE
SIGN    PLEASE
[09:33] Denji
    We're out.
[09:37] Denji
    Got a piece of the Gun Devil's flesh,
     the sky is clear...
[09:41] Denji
    And I'm feeling good,
    like I just took a huge shit.
[09:44] Denji
    It's like I'm floating...
[09:48] Himeno
    Whoa there.
[09:51] Himeno
    He's out...
[09:53] Himeno
    Makes sense, considering he was fighting
    the devil the whole time without sleeping.
[09:58] Himeno
    We'll get Aki and Denji to a hospital.
[10:02] Himeno
    You two head back
    to the office and check in.
[10:12] Aki
    A welcoming party?
[10:14] Himeno
    Yep.
[10:15] Himeno
    Since the full Division 4
    is finally assembled,
[10:18] Himeno
    we ought to get to know each other better,
[10:20] Himeno
    and deal with some of our outstanding issues.
[10:23] Aki
    What issues?
[10:24] Himeno
    Well, the thing is, Kobeni and Arai
    are talking about quitting Public Safety.
[10:29] Himeno
    Not only are they afraid of the devils,
[10:32] Himeno
    they feel pretty guilty
    about trying to kill Denji, too.
[10:36] Aki
    You tried to kill him, too.
[10:38] Himeno
    I know, right?!
[10:39] Himeno
    Kids these days! They're so sensitive.
[10:43] Himeno
    Would it kill them to be a little bolder?
[10:46] Himeno
    Over drinks, they'll be able to
    apologize to Denji easily,
[10:50] Himeno
    and we'll be able to
    convince them to not quit.
[10:52] Aki
    You're just in this for drinks.
[10:56] Aki
    It wasn't much, but I found
    a chunk of its flesh.
[10:59] Aki
    If we're doing this,
    it needs to be this week.
[11:02] Himeno
    Why's that?
[11:04] Aki
    If we're having a drinking party,
    I want to invite Ms. Makima.
[11:14] Aki
    She's going on a business trip
    to Kyoto next week.
[11:17] Aki
    With so many devils targeting Denji,
    she's looking into getting reinforcements.
[11:21] Aki
    So the party needs to be this week.
[11:26] Himeno
    Be honest with me.
[11:28] Himeno
    What do you think Denji is?
[11:32] Himeno
    That devil seemed to know about him,
[11:35] Himeno
    and I've never seen anything
    like what he turned into.
[11:37] Himeno
    But the biggest mystery is how much
    Ms. Makima seems to be interested in him.
[11:44] Himeno
    She used to travel all the time,
    but she's stuck to Tokyo lately,
[11:48] Himeno
    and that's probably because of Denji.
[11:51] Himeno
    Does she know his secret?
[11:58] Himeno
    Wanna get her hammered and ask about it?
[12:02] Everybody
    Cheers!
[12:04] Denji
    Man, all this stuff smells awesome!
[12:07] Denji
    This is enough food for a lifetime!
[12:08] Himeno
    That's the stuff!
[12:15] Male Agent
    Oh, here we go.
[12:16] Denji
    This is nuts!
[12:17] Lady Agent
    Here's your plate.
[12:18] Denji
    Where do I even start?
    It all smells great.
[12:20] Aki
    This is good. It's been six months
    since I last had anything to drink.
[12:24] Fushi
    I only drink a bit at home, too.
[12:26] Power
    Away with you!
[12:28] Power
    The sashimi shall all be mine!
[12:29] Denji
    What even is this? Looks tasty!
[12:33] Kobeni
    Sorry... I got a little lost.
[12:37] Lady Agent
    Kobe, Kobe! Right over here!
[12:40] Himeno
    Ms. Makima says she'll be late.
[12:44] Madoka
    Three parfaits.
[12:45] Madoka
    And then...
[12:47] Madoka
    Three shiratama dumpling trays.
[12:50] Kobeni
    I've never had anything this good before.
[12:53] Lady Agent
    You send most of your pay home, right?
[12:56] Lady Agent
    Be sure to eat your fill.
[12:57] Power
    Hands off, you scoundrel!
[12:58] Power
    The fried chicken is all mine!
[13:01] Aki
    You didn't bring your Fiend, Fushi?
[13:04] Fushi
    They're a little too scary
    for a place like this.
[13:07] Fushi
    I envy how reasonable yours is, Hayakawa.
[13:11] Male Agent
    Hey!
[13:12] Male Agent
    You're young, so order
    whatever you want! And eat up!
[13:15] Denji
    Damn it! I can't read most of these kanji...
[13:16] Menu zoom in
    m 225 15 l 225 48 422 48 422 15
SIGN    Kisu Tempura
[13:23] Denji
    So... about that kiss...
[13:28] Himeno
    I'm too bashful to do it right now.
[13:30] Himeno
    Let me drink a bit more first.
[13:35] Himeno
    I'll make it a juicy one, too.
[13:37] Himeno
    So will you forgive us
    for trying to kill you?
[13:41] Denji
    Dude, all is forgiven! Super forgiven!
[13:45] Male Agent
    This is a welcoming party for the rookies,
    so stand up and introduce yourselves!
[13:49] Male Agent
    Your name, age, and the devil
    you're contracted with!
[13:52] Aki
    Don't reveal your devil contract in public.
[13:55] Aki
    You shouldn't share that
    with anyone you don't trust.
[13:59] Male Agent
    Man, you never loosen up, do you?
[14:01] Himeno
    Aw, it's fine! It's probably fine.
[14:05] Lady Agent
    I wanna know hobbies, too.
[14:07] Lady Agent
    They tell you a lot about a person.
[14:09] Denji
    I'm Denji. I'm 16, if I remember right.
[14:13] Denji
    My hobbies are eating and sleeping!
[14:17] Lady Agent
    Yikes, that is young.
[14:19] Himeno
    You didn't drink, did you?!
[14:21] Denji
    Just tea.
[14:23] Arai
    I'm Hirokazu Arai! I'm 22 years old!
[14:26] Arai
    I've got a contract with the Fox Devil!
[14:27] Arai
    My hobby is writing haiku!
[14:30] Denji
    That's the same devil as Hayakaptain.
[14:32] Aki
    The Fox Devil is friendly toward humans.
[14:35] Aki
    So many hunters make contracts
     with the Fox Devil.
[14:38] Himeno
    But only hotties get to call
    on the Fox Devil's head!
[14:41] Himeno
    As devils go, the Fox is down bad.
[14:45] Kobeni
    I'm Kobeni Higashiyama.
[14:47] Kobeni
    I'm 20...
[14:48] Kobeni
    I've got a devil contract...
    but it's a secret.
[14:51] Kobeni
    My hobby is eating tasty things.
[14:55] Lady Agent
    Isn't her outfit cute?
[14:56] Madoka
    Yeah.
[14:57] Kobeni
    It's a hand-me-down from my sister.
[14:59] Lady Agent
    Kobeni has eight sisters. Isn't that crazy?
[15:00] Himeno
    Hey, where's your rookie, Fushi?
[15:03] Fuku
    I'm sad to report that they
    were killed yesterday.
[15:08] Himeno
    Rest in peace!
[15:10] Himeno
    They will be... mist... pissed... missed?
[15:14] Aki
    Already wasted, huh?
[15:17] Arai
    Do people really die that often?
[15:20] Male Agent
    Public Safety handles the devils
    too tough for the private sector.
[15:24] Lady Agent
    Yeah, we're always dropping like flies.
[15:26] Lady Agent
    No one who joined up at the
    same time as me is still alive.
[15:28] Himeno
    Denji's not gonna die,
    cuz he wants a smooch!
[15:35] Male Agent
    Himeno gets really friendly
    when she's drunk.
[15:38] Male Agent
    I'm pretty sure she's kissed everyone here,
     apart from the rookies.
[15:42] Male Agent
    There's no escaping her.
[15:47] Denji
    That's a guaranteed kiss!
[15:51] Denji
    Today's the day... of my first kiss.
[15:55] Makima
    What kiss?
[15:57] Himeno
    Ms. Makima!
[15:59] Makima
    Excuse me, I'd like a draft beer.
[16:02] Aki
    Have a seat, Ms. Makima.
[16:07] Lady Agent
    I've never seen her in person before.
[16:12] Makima
    So, are you kissing someone, Denji?
[16:14] Denji
    No, ma'am!
[16:15] Himeno
    Aw, are we not gonna kiss, Denji?!
[16:19] Denji
    We are!
[16:23] Makima
    Excuse me. Another beer.
[16:28] Makima
    So, what's this about kisses?
[16:30] Denji
    I don't want Ms. Makima
    to see me kiss Himeno.
[16:34] Himeno
    No smoochies?
[16:36] Denji
    But I want a kiss with tongue
    just as bad!
[16:40] Denji
    I've gotta try and change the subject!
[16:43] Denji
    Ms. Makima! Y'know, I got one
    of them Gun Devil thingies!
[16:47] Makima
    Yes, I heard. That's very impressive, Denji.
[16:51] Aki
    We've never seen devils appearing with
    Gun Devil flesh this frequently before.
[16:56] Aki
    Given how the most recent one
    was targeting Denji,
[16:59] Aki
    something must be going on.
[17:02] Aki
    Do you know what Denji's deal is, ma'am?
[17:08] Power
    Relinquish that!
[17:11] Power
    That, too, is mine!
[17:16] Makima
    I'll tell you if you can outdrink me.
[17:21] Aki
    Two more beers, please.
[17:24] Himeno
    I want in on that! Make it three!
[17:28] Power
    Horse sashimi! Fried chicken!
    And more horse sashimi!
[17:30] Denji
    Fried chicken!
[17:37] Power
    That's mine, too.
[17:38] Makima
    Another beer, if you would.
[17:41] Lady Agent
    You're pretty impressive, Power.
[17:43] Lady Agent
    There aren't a lot of Fiends
    who can control their urge to kill.
[17:47] Power
    A feat of my advanced IQ!
[17:50] Lady Agent
    Is IQ part of it? How high is yours, then?
[17:55] Power
    Um... 100?
[17:56] Lady Agent
    Is that high?
[17:58] Lady Agent
    I think my score was around 100, too.
[18:01] Power
    Then it was 120.
[18:03] Lady Agent
    If I remember right, Fushi's is high.
[18:05] Fumi
    Specifically, 134.
[18:07] Lady Agent
    Wow, must be proud enough
    to actually remember it.
[18:11] Power
    If I recall, mine was 500?
[18:13] Power
    Perhaps 1000?
[18:19] Makima
    Oh my.
[18:25] Denji
    She's watching!
[18:26] Denji
    Ms. Makima's watching.
[18:28] Denji
    But what is this?
[18:29] Power
    The kiss is afoot!
[18:29] Denji
    Is that a tongue I feel?
[18:31] Denji
    Feels good... soft! Really soft!
[18:34] Denji
    What the hell?! It's her tongue...
[18:36] Denji
    But it's melting in my mouth?!
[18:38] Denji
    That's... not... a tongue!
[18:40] Denji
    It's puke!
[18:44] Male Agent
    Well, that's traumatic.
[18:46] Makima
    Uh-oh...
[18:48] Makima
    Excuse me, can we get
    something to wipe this up?
[18:50] Power
    Oh, this isn't good! Not good at all!
[18:55] Power
    Denji will swallow anything
    remotely nutritious!
[19:04] (Flashback) Denji
    Pochita!
[19:06] (Flashback) Denji
    I found something edible!
[19:18] (Flashback) Denji
    Check it out, Pochita!
[19:19] (Flashback) Denji
    Those rats are chowing on some drunk's puke!
[19:22] (Flashback) Denji
    Eating puke! What a joke!
[19:25] (Flashback) Denji
    What kinda mammals are they?!
[19:31] Arai
    Unbelievable... Himeno has
    absolutely no restraint.
[19:40] Arai
    My method for throwing up
    works pretty well, right?
[19:43] Arai
    I used to look after my mom when
    she came home drunk from work.
[19:47] Arai
    Not that it makes me as good
    a Devil Hunter as you.
[19:51] Arai
    I'm pretty jealous.
[19:54] Denji
    Jealous?!
[19:56] Denji
    Dude... My first kiss tasted like barf!
[20:00] Denji
    And you're jealous?!
[20:12] Makima
    I'll see Hayakawa and his household home.
[20:13] Fushi
    You wanna drop by somewhere else?
[20:15] Lady Agent
    I drank a lot...
[20:15] Makima
    Arai, look after Himeno.
[20:17] Fushi
    Ms. Makima paid the tab tonight,
    everyone, so show your gratitude.
[20:21] Kobeni
    Nothing tastes better than
    drinks someone else paid for.
[20:25] Lady Agent
    Yep.
[20:28] Makima
    Huh? Where's Denji?
[20:30] Fuku
    I saw Himeno pick him up
    and walk off somewhere.
[20:39] Denji
    It's dark... So dark...
[20:42] Denji
    Where the hell am I?
[20:44] Denji
    Water... Water... Water...
[20:49] Denji
    Come to think of it, the puke
    girl gave me a barf kiss.
[20:54] Denji
    Damn it! Water, water...
[21:16] Himeno
    Huh... It's Den-Den-Denji?
[21:20] Himeno
    What are you doing in my place?
[21:25] Himeno
    Did I bring you here?
[21:27] Himeno
    Huh?
[21:30] Denji
    I'm so dizzy... What the hell?
[21:37] Himeno
    Y'know, I noticed you're
    head over heels for Makima.
[21:43] Denji
    My head's spinning...
[21:45] Himeno
    You could do better than
    that bitch, seriously.
[21:50] Himeno
    You and Aki, fawning all over her! Ugh...
[21:56] Himeno
    Seriously!
[21:57] Himeno
    Moo-ve on!
[22:23] Himeno
    Wanna do it?
[22:24] ---
    
[22:41] Sign
    m 199 189 l 326 189 326 231 199 231
SIGN    Sorry...
    I got a little lost.
SIGN    This is good.
    It's been too long.
[22:44] Sign
    m 407 124 l 490 124 490 149 407 149
SIGN    I don't drink
    much at home, too.
[22:45] Sign
    m 380 162 l 460 162 460 180 380 180
SIGN    Kobe, Kobe!
    Right over here!
[22:46] Sign
    m 320 116 l 320 140 394 140 394 116
[22:50] Sign
    m 353 144 l 430 144 430 155 353 155
SIGN    What will you do?
[22:50] Sign
    m 362 158 l 362 206 410 206 410 158
SIGN    Fight
     Special
     Item
     Escape
[22:51] Sign
    m 385 191 l 385 221 480 221 480 191
SIGN    Attack Defend
    Recover Chainsaw
[22:58] Makima Sign
    m 199 189 l 326 189 326 231 199 231
SIGN    You have two
    options.
[22:58] Makima Sign
    m 353 144 l 430 144 430 155 353 155
SIGN    What will you do?
[22:58] Makima Sign
    m 402 194 l 402 226 464 226 464 194
SIGN    Be kept
    Be killed

E8 - GUNFIRE

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[00:01] Himeno
    Oof...
[00:03] Himeno
    Now, where's that key?
[00:06] Himeno
    There we go.
[00:15] Himeno
    Upsy-daisy...
[00:20] Himeno
    Ow!
[00:26] Himeno
    Man...
[00:30] Himeno
    And down.
[00:37] Himeno
    Hup...
[00:44] Himeno
    Off you go.
[00:48] Himeno
    And the other.
[02:00] Himeno
    Good stuff.
[02:04] Himeno
    What was Ms. Makima's deal again, anyway?
[02:10] Himeno
    Oh, well...
[02:16] Denji
    Water... Water...
[02:54] Himeno
    Huh... It's Den-Den-Denji?
[02:59] Himeno
    What are you doing in my place?
[03:03] Himeno
    Did I bring you here?
[03:08] Himeno
    Huh?
[03:09] Denji
    I'm so dizzy... What the hell?
[03:15] Himeno
    Y'know, I noticed you're
    head over heels for Makima.
[03:20] Denji
    My head's spinning...
[03:23] Himeno
    You could do better than
    that bitch, seriously.
[03:26] Himeno
    You and Aki, fawning all over her!
[03:32] Himeno
    Ugh...
[03:33] Himeno
    Seriously!
[03:35] Himeno
    Moo-ve on!
[04:09] Himeno
    Wanna do it?
[05:48] Denji
    Do... Do what?
[05:54] Himeno
    Have sex.
[06:00] Himeno
    Stick 'em up.
[06:11] Himeno
    There you go. Good boy.
[06:14] Denji
    Is this a good idea?
[06:16] Himeno
    Good boy!
[06:17] Denji
    I was supposed to have my
    first kiss with Ms. Makima.
[06:20] Himeno
    Good boy!
[06:21] Denji
    This chick puked all over that.
[06:24] Denji
    Can I really let her have my first time?
[06:31] Denji
    Yes!
[06:40] Himeno
    There we go...
[06:44] Himeno
    Let's get these off, too.
[07:00] Himeno
    You got something in your pocket, here?
[07:05] Himeno
    A Chupa Chups?! Ew!
[07:10] (Flashback) Makima
    Denji...
[07:11] (Flashback) Makima
    Denji?
[07:13] (Flashback) Makima
    Are you okay, Denji?
[07:16] (Flashback) Makima
    Maybe you should get some fresh air.
[07:29] (Flashback) Makima
    I bought some nausea medicine
    at the supermarket.
[07:33] (Flashback) Makima
    Take it when you go to bed,
    along with some water.
[07:38] (Flashback) Denji
    Ms. Makima, I...
[07:41] (Flashback) Denji
    My first kiss turned out really shitty.
[07:45] (Flashback) Denji
    Even if I kiss a bunch of girls from now on,
[07:49] (Flashback) Denji
    am I gonna remember
    the taste of puke every time?
[07:58] (Flashback) Makima
    Open your mouth.
[08:11] (Flashback) Makima
    I doubt you'll ever forget
    how that puke tasted.
[08:16] (Flashback) Makima
    But it's okay,
[08:18] (Flashback) Makima
    because until you die, you're going to
    experience a lot of new things.
[08:24] (Flashback) Makima
    And you won't have time
    to think about vomit.
[08:28] (Flashback) Makima
    As for your first indirect kiss,
[08:33] Makima
    looks like it tastes like
    a Cola-flavored Chupa Chups.
[08:42] Denji
    Sorry, Pochita.
    You probably wanted to score.
[08:47] Denji
    But I want the first time to be
    with Ms. Makima.
[08:52] Denji
    So until I kill the Gun Devil...
[08:56] Denji
    Until then...
[09:07] Himeno
    Good morning, Denji.
[09:12] Himeno
    Want some breakfast?
[09:19] Denji
    Looking down on people
    while you eat makes food taste better.
[09:23] Himeno
    Denji,
[09:25] Himeno
    I was so drunk last night I blacked out.
[09:30] Himeno
    I didn't take advantage
    of you last night, did I?
[09:32] Denji
    You think I want a piece
    of some pukey chick?
[09:35] Denji
    My first time's gonna be with Ms. Makima.
[09:40] Himeno
    Well, that is a relief!
[09:42] Himeno
    They toss you in jail for doing
    that kinda thing with minors, y'know.
[09:56] Himeno
    You're an odd one, Denji.
[09:59] Himeno
    Most people would feel too awkward to eat
    after something like that.
[10:04] Denji
    Who the hell turns down free food?
[10:08] Himeno
    So, you like Ms. Makima, too, right, Denji?
[10:11] Denji
    I* super like her.
[10:13] Himeno
    Would you still like her
    if her personality was shitty?
[10:16] Denji
    I'd like the shit out of her.
[10:21] Himeno
    Perfect! I'm gonna get
    the two of you together.
[10:26] Denji
    For real?!
[10:28] Himeno
    For really real.
[10:29] Himeno
    I propose we form a secret alliance, Denji.
[10:34] Himeno
    I'm gonna help you get together with
    Ms. Makima, so you help me get with Aki.
[10:47] Denji
    What do you like about him, anyway?
[10:49] Himeno
    His face.
[10:53] Denji
    All right. You're on.
[10:56] Denji
    Let's do this alliance thing.
[10:58] Himeno
    So, starting today, we're not
    just coworkers, but friends.
[11:09] Himeno
    You should come over for breakfast every
    now and then. Bring the Fiend and Aki.
[11:20] Denji
    I wonder if Ms. Makima would come, too.
[11:35] Makima
    When are we supposed to arrive in Kyoto?
[11:38] Subordinate
    About 30 minutes.
[11:40] Makima
    I should buy a lunch at the station.
[11:42] Subordinate
    You've got a lunch meeting at 1...
[11:44] Makima
    I'll make sure to be hungry again by then.
[11:49] Makima
    I hate meeting with the Kyoto bigwigs.
    They're so intimidating.
[11:54] Makima
    A meal is better when you get to relax.
[11:59] Makima
    Last night's drinks were very good.
[12:38] Man's Voice
    This is Team C. This is Team C.
[12:40] Man's Voice
    We are go.
[13:44] Denji
    I wonder what that was.
[13:46] Power
    Your ignorance astounds!
[13:48] Power
    'Twas a taiko drum.
[13:50] Aki
    Maybe some kind of festival?
[13:51] Power
    Did the two of you truly not mate last night?
[13:56] Himeno
    Denji's more of a gentleman
    than you'd think.
[14:01] Sideburns Man
    I'm amazed you can eat
    the ramen at this joint.
[14:04] Sideburns Man
    The taste don't bug you?
[14:10] Himeno
    Who's that?
[14:11] Denji
    Tastes good to me.
[14:13] Power
    Do not speak to me so casually!
[14:16] Sideburns Man
    Guess you can't tell good from bad
    when it comes to food.
[14:19] Sideburns Man
    Figures, though...
[14:21] Sideburns Man
    You eat crap from an early age,
[14:25] Sideburns Man
    you're bound to have bad taste
    when you're grown.
[14:28] Sideburns Man
    Hard to be happy with bad taste, too.
[14:31] Power
    I am perfectly happy!
[14:33] Aki
    You guys wanna leave?
[14:34] Sideburns Man
    My granddad was
    the sweetest guy in the world.
SIGN    Crab-Miso Fried Rice
SIGN    Pepper Steak
[14:38] Sideburns Man
    Took me to fancy places
    with really good food.
[14:42] Sideburns Man
    He was a yakuza,
    but he was still a good guy.
[14:47] Sideburns Man
    Like a "necessary evil."
    That's what they woulda called him.
[14:52] Sideburns Man
    Only ever killed a handful
    of women and children.
[14:56] Sideburns Man
    Used to spoil me rotten with
    the money he made from dealing.
[15:01] Sideburns Man
    Everybody loved him.
    He was the real model of a Tokyoite.
[15:08] Sideburns Man
    You loved him, too, didn't you, Denji?
[15:12] Denji
    What the fuck do you want?
[15:14] Aki
    You know him?
[15:16] Sideburns Man
    I hear the Gun Devil's after your heart.
[15:30] Power
    Topknot!
[15:31] Aki
    Kon!
[15:50] Fox Devil
    Aki Hayakawa...
[15:52] Fox Devil
    You've certainly put something
    outrageous in my mouth this time.
[15:57] Fox Devil
    Neither human... nor devil.
[16:14] Aki
    Power, stop Himeno's bleeding.
[16:18] Power
    A nail?
[16:28] Aki
    Now!
[16:32] Curse Devil
    Three.
[16:46] Aki
    Now!
[16:48] Curse Devil
    Two.
[16:55] Aki
    Now!
[16:58] Curse Devil
    One.
[17:03] Samurai Sword
    What kinda creepy shit is that?
[17:05] Aki
    Curse, finish him!
[17:08] Curse Devil
    Zero.
[17:38] Aki
    How is she?!
[17:40] Power
    In need of a doctor, I'd say.
[17:44] Aki
    He had a gun.
[17:48] Aki
    It should be impossible*
    for anyone but the police
[17:50] Aki
    or Devil Hunters to get them in Japan.
[17:53] Sideburns Man
    I hear the Gun Devil's after your heart.
[17:59] Aki
    Our first priority is getting
    Himeno looked after—
[18:01] Sawatari
    The Curse Devil.
[18:03] Sawatari
    I guess getting hit by that nail
    enough times means you die?
[18:09] Sawatari
    You've got some pretty good moves.
[18:12] Aki
    Where did you come from?
[18:13] Aki
    Are you working with him?
[18:34] Sawatari
    Know why you lost?
[18:36] Samurai Sword
    Underestimated him. Like, real bad.
[18:39] Sawatari
    Better kill him this time, then.
[19:14] Sawatari
    He's still alive, y'know.
[19:17] Sawatari
    Those Devil Hunter suits are pretty sturdy.
[19:20] Sawatari
    Finish him off.
[19:23] Himeno
    Don't worry about me. Help Aki.
[19:26] Power
    I can not. I couldn't even
    follow his movements.
[19:31] Himeno
    Ghost!
[19:33] Ghost Devil
    No. That girl is dreadful.
[19:56] Himeno
    I'll give you everything I've got...
[19:59] Himeno
    So give me everything you've got.
[20:22] Himeno
    Aki can cry.
[20:29] Himeno
    Most Devil Hunters see so many
    people around them die,
[20:33] Himeno
    so often, their tears run dry.
[20:36] Himeno
    But Aki cries so easily.
[20:39] Himeno
    I used to think it was funny
    how he would cry in private,
[20:42] Himeno
    after the rookies he was looking after died.
[20:47] Himeno
    Having someone care for you
    enough to cry like that...
[20:51] Himeno
    must be nice.
[21:01] Samurai Sword
    Hey! Little help here?!
[21:24] Himeno
    Don't die on me, Aki.
[21:30] Himeno
    So that when I die...
[21:37] Himeno
    You can cry for me.
[21:40] Sawatari
    Snake: Swallow it whole.
[21:53] Sawatari
    Leave.

E9 - FROM KYOTO

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[00:44] Himeno
    Don't die on me, Aki.
[00:52] Himeno
    So that when I die...
[00:57] Himeno
    You can cry for me.
[00:58] Sawatari
    Snake: Swallow it whole.
[01:14] Sawatari
    Leave.
[01:34] Samurai Sword
    The Fiend ran off.
[01:37] Sawatari
    We're after Chainsaw's heart.
    Don't bother with her.
[02:02] Samurai Sword
    This time, I'm gonna split him in two.
[02:06] Sawatari
    Don't damage the heart.
[02:09] Denji
    I dunno what the fuck's going on...
[02:13] Denji
    But it's easy enough to tell
    you two are bad guys.
[02:20] Denji
    I love bad guys, y'know...
[02:23] Denji
    Nobody gives me any shit
    when I carve 'em up!
[02:28] Samurai Sword
    So I get to kill you a second time.
[02:47] Denji
    Die!
[04:30] Sawatari
    This is Sawatari.
[04:31] Sawatari
    We've engaged Chainsaw on the third
    floor of the Nerima Nishidai building.
[04:36] Sawatari
    Send reinforcements.
[05:04] Denji
    Yeow!
[05:30] Grunt A
    Do we shoot?
[05:31] Samurai Sword
    Aim for the arms or the heart.
[05:43] Denji
    Asshole!
[05:48] Denji
    Ow, ow, ow...
[05:50] Denji
    Huh. When'd he even cut me?
[05:54] Denji
    Ow!
[05:59] Denji
    Hey, bad guy!
[06:02] Denji
    He's one of your buddies, right?
[06:05] Samurai Sword
    What's your point?
[06:08] Denji
    I dare you to move a millimeter!
[06:10] Denji
    Or I'll turn your buddy-boy's
     head into ground beef!
[06:15] Samurai Sword
    Asshole.
[06:20] Denji
    Yeah, that's right! Sit your ass down!
[06:27] Denji
    Where'd he go?
[06:43] Samurai Sword
    Let's move him. Get the car, now.
[06:50] Samurai Sword
    Hurry it up.
[06:52] Samurai Sword
    All of Chainsaw's people should be dead.
[07:08] Samurai Sword
    I guess Devil Hunters are still human...
[07:12] Samurai Sword
    Meaning they can't win against guns.
[07:42] Passenger A
    Guns...
[07:47] Man A
    We're almost at the station.
[07:48] Man A
    Let's move through the cars
    and split up among the civvies.
[08:08] Agent
    Tendo!
[08:11] Agent
    Special Divisions 1 through 4 all came
    under assault in Tokyo.
[08:18] Kurose
    Seriously? Is Ms. Makima dead?
[08:21] Tendo
    Ugh. Have we been wasting our time here?
[08:53] Tendo/Kurose
    Wha...
[08:57] Makima
    Kurose. Tendo.
[09:01] Makima
    There was a shooting on the train.
[09:03] Makima
    The bodies are still there,
    so take care of them.
[09:06] Makima
    The lunch meeting is canceled.
[09:08] Kurose
    There were shots fired in Tokyo, too.
[09:10] Kurose
    Ms. Makima, you're covered in blood!
[09:12] Tendo
    Were you hit?!
[09:14] Makima
    This isn't mine.
[09:17] Makima
    I wasn't shot.
[09:36] Tendo
    Things are in chaos over there,
[09:39] Tendo
    so we don't have a lot
    of reliable information.
[09:42] Tendo
    They're apparently still
    confirming the casualties.
[09:46] Kurose
    So... should we head to Tokyo
    as backup right now?
[09:51] Makima
    We won't make it in time if we do.
[09:54] Makima
    The enemy is probably after Denji.
[09:58] Makima
    I'll do what I can from here.
[10:00] Makima
    Kurose, I need you to borrow 30 convicts
    with life sentences or worse
[10:04] Makima
    from the Ministry of Justice.
[10:06] Makima
    Tendo, find the nearest temple with
    the highest altitude, and reserve it.
[10:14] Makima
    Also...
[10:16] Makima
    I need some clean clothes, if you would.
[10:39] Criminal A
    Where are we going?
[10:41] Criminal B
    Hell if I know.
[10:42] Guard
    Hey, no talking back there.
[11:19] Tendo
    Ms. Makima...
[11:22] Tendo
    They're almost here.
[11:25] Makima
    Thank you, Tendo.
[11:28] Makima
    I'll be right there.
[11:53] Grunt B
    Move it.
[11:58] Sideburns Man
    I'm gonna be out of action for a bit.
[12:01] Sawatari
    Mm.
[12:03] Grunt C
    So heavy... Gimme a hand here!
[12:07] Grunt D
    Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[12:10] Grunt C
    Hold him up on that end.
[12:13] Grunt D
    How exactly is this supposed to work?
[12:21] Grunt C
    Hey!
[12:22] Grunt C
    Hey, come on already!
[12:25] Grunt D
    Something's... what the hell?
[12:28] Grunt C
    Quit freaking out! Just lift.
[12:31] Grunt D
    I'm telling you, something's weird!
[12:35] Sawatari
    What exactly do you mean by...
[12:49] Sawatari
    Team E, have Team C verify Makima's body.
[12:54] Grunt 1
    This is Team E. Team E here.
[12:57] Grunt 1
    Team C hasn't been in contact since...
[13:09] Sawatari
    That bitch.
[13:40] Kurose
    Why exactly are we blindfolded?
[13:43] Tendo
    Ms. Makima reports directly
    to the Chief Cabinet Secretary.
[13:48] Tendo
    Rank-and-file Devil Hunters like us don't have
    clearance to know about her devil contracts.
[13:59] Makima
    Say the name "Shuzo Mishima."
[14:03] Criminal A
    Shuzo Mishima...
[14:14] Sideburns Man
    We need to get Chainsaw moving, now!
[14:16] Grunt C
    G-Got it!
[14:20] Sideburns Man
    Hey! Into the car!
[14:22] Sideburns Man
    Damn it! Are you listening to me?!
[14:24] Sideburns Man
    Mishima!
[14:42] Makima
    Say the name "Takashi Inoue."
[14:45] Criminal B
    Takashi Inoue...
[14:58] Sideburns
    Hey!
[15:13] Woman
    No!
[15:15] Grunt E
    Hey!
[15:17] Grunt E
    Hey!
[15:20] Grunt E
    Somebody help!
[15:43] Sawatari
    It's over.
[15:56] Makima
    You can take those off.
[16:08] Makima
    That's all that can be done from here.
[16:11] Makima
    I need to get back to Tokyo.
[16:18] Sawatari
    A bullshit power like this
    is bound to be Makima.
[16:22] Sawatari
    Let's get out of here while we still can.
[16:24] Sideburns Man
    Damn it! I thought they killed her.
[17:09] Kobeni
    You two...
[17:13] Kobeni
    are with the shooters, aren't you?
[17:17] Sawatari
    Snake.
[17:18] Sawatari
    Tail!
[17:27] Sideburns Man
    What is she, a monkey?!
[17:51] Sawatari
    Shit!
[17:52] Sawatari
    You can die in the van!
[18:36] Kobeni
    I'm sorry I tried to kill you the other day.
[18:51] Kobeni
    Apologizing for attempted murder...
    What the heck?
[19:16] Kobeni
    This is bad... I'm freaking out!
[19:35] Kobeni
    He protected me.
[19:38] Kobeni
    It's my... my fault...
[19:42] Kobeni
    I... I'm just...
[19:52] Kobeni
    I can't do this... This job
    is going to drive me nuts!
[19:59] Kobeni
    I'll have to tell Himeno
    I'm quitting when I see her again.
[20:17] Makima
    I'm glad to see you alive, Madoka.
[20:21] Makima
    How much of the Special Divisions survived?
[20:23] Madoka
    Special Divisions 1, 2, 3, and 4
    all came under assault,
[20:28] Madoka
    and just about everyone is dead
    except for the non-humans.
[20:32] Makima
    An assault with guns,
    targeting the Special Divisions...
[20:35] Makima
    It seems like the Gun Devil
    must be involved.
[20:39] Madoka
    I've got a message from up above.
[20:41] Madoka
    Due to the personnel shortage, Divisions 1,
     2, and 3 will be absorbed into 4.
[20:47] Madoka
    And as of now, Public Safety Devil
    Extermination Special Division 4
[20:51] Madoka
    will be under your command, Makima.
[21:02] Madoka
    Also, this.
[21:03] Makima
    What is it?
[21:05] Madoka
    My resignation.
[21:07] Makima
    You're quitting?
[21:09] Madoka
    The Special Division seems
    like bad news at this point.
[21:12] Madoka
    I figure the choice is between
    quitting or getting killed.
[21:16] Makima
    I see.
[21:27] Madoka
    There's one last thing I'm curious about.
[21:31] Madoka
    How much of what happened today
    did you anticipate, Ms. Makima?
[21:37] Makima
    I'm afraid I can't share Public
    Safety intel with private citizens.
[21:42] Makima
    Thank you for your service, Madoka.
[21:45] Makima
    I'll pass this along.
[22:04] Kurose
    Uh... Ms. Makima,
[22:06] Kurose
    you know we're not actually joining
    your Special Division, right?
[22:10] Tendo
    We're just here to help with training, okay?
[22:12] Kurose
    And in a week, we'll be
    heading right back to Kyoto.
[22:18] Makima
    That's a shame.
[22:20] Makima
    The dining in Tokyo is to die for.

E10 - BRUISED & BATTERED

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[00:06] News Anchor
    Yesterday afternoon, at the Nerima Nishidai
    building across from Nerima Station,
[00:09] News Anchor
    Devil Hunters from Public Safety
    engaged in a large-scale battle.
[00:14] News Anchor
    However, there have been eyewitness reports
[00:16] News Anchor
    that their opponents were humans
    in addition to devils,
[00:19] News Anchor
    making the exact nature of the conflict—
[00:22] Power
    Be silent.
[00:47] Power
    You! Relinquish the apple! I shall eat it.
[00:51] Denji
    Hell no! They're all mine!
[00:53] Denji
    You ran, so no apples for you!
[00:56] Power
    I did not run! I simply grew
    hungry and went home!
[01:00] Denji
    Quit lying! Scaredy-Fiend! Chicken!
[01:02] Power
    You are the one who is lying!
[01:03] Denji
    Say what?!
[01:05] Power
    What of it?!
[01:05] Denji
    Get off!
[01:06] Aki
    Division 4...
[01:10] Aki
    Did anyone from Division 4 survive?
[01:17] Denji
    That shrimp, Kobeni, and...
    the glasses dude, I think.
[01:22] Denji
    But he quit Public Safety.
[01:30] Denji
    Ms. Makima wants to talk to me and Powy,
    so we're gonna head out.
[01:34] Power
    I only came to eat the
     fruit you've been gifted.
[01:44] Denji
    I'll leave you an apple.
[01:47] Denji
    See ya.
[02:21] Aki
    Curse... how much time do I have left?
[02:29] Curse
    Two years.
[03:41] Denji
    I come back for my manga
    and the dude's crying.
[03:47] Denji
    Well, I can't blame him.
    A bunch of his work buddies are dead.
[03:52] Denji
    His partner, Himeno, bought it, too.
[03:58] Denji
    Huh?
[04:06] Denji
    I haven't been crying at all, though?
[04:11] Denji
    When Pochita died, I was pretty damn sad.
[04:17] Denji
    But Himeno's dead...
[04:23] Denji
    And she's the first person
    who ever wanted to be my friend.
[04:26] Denji
    Am I shitty?
[04:29] Denji
    Would I cry if Power died?
[04:33] Denji
    Doubt it.
[04:35] Denji
    What if he died?
[04:37] Denji
    Probably not.
[04:42] Denji
    What if Ms. Makima died?
[04:52] Denji
    If Ms. Makima died...
[04:55] Denji
    I'd probably be pretty down for a while,
[04:57] Denji
    but after three days, I think I'd be back
    to enjoying stuff again.
[05:01] Denji
    I mean, three square meals a day and baths and
    good sleep every night is pretty awesome to me.

[05:11] Denji
    Maybe my heart's gone
    in more than one way...
[05:21] Denji
    Eh, why bother taking it so seriously?
[05:25] Denji
    This stuff is no fun, so thinking
    about it is bound to be a buzzkill!
[05:28] Denji
    Better go see Ms. Makima instead!
[05:31] Power
    Such melancholy.
[05:37] Amane
    Pardon us.
[05:41] Kurose
    Hey there.
[05:42] Kurose
    Huh? Were you crying?
[05:45] Tendo
    Should we come back later?
[05:47] Hayakawa
    Who are you two?
[05:49] Tendo
    Ms. Makima asked us to come in from Kyoto
    to help coach Special Division 4.
[05:55] Kurose
    You gonna eat that apple?
[06:00] Aki
    Coach?
[07:34] Makima
    It's become clear, between the
     hotel incident and this attack,
[07:36] Makima
    that the enemy is after Denji.
[07:41] Makima
    Which is why I want to
    strengthen Division 4,
[07:45] Makima
    but most of its agents are dead.
[07:47] Denji
    You gonna be training us, Ms. Makima?!
[07:50] Makima
    Unfortunately, I'm going to be too busy,
[07:53] Makima
    so I'm introducing you
    to the perfect teacher.
[07:56] Makima
    He's going to be training you two.
[08:10] Makima
    His name is...
[08:14] Kishibe
    Shut it.
[08:16] Kishibe
    Now, answer my questions:
[08:19] Kishibe
    How'd you feel about your comrades dying?
[08:22] Denji
    Okay, I guess?
[08:23] Power
    I thought, "They've died!"
[08:25] Kishibe
    You want revenge?
[08:27] Denji
    Nah, that shit's depressing.
[08:29] Power
    Verily!
[08:31] Kishibe
    Humans or devils: Which side are you on?
[08:37] Denji
    Whichever one's gonna take care of me.
[08:39] Power
    Whichever one is winning.
[08:49] Kishibe
    You two...
[08:51] Kishibe
    Get full points.
[08:55] Kishibe
    You're a rare breed, and that is fantastic.
[09:00] Kishibe
    I love it.
[09:04] Power
    I am frightened.
[09:05] Kishibe
    Makima, you head on back.
    I'm starting with them right now.
[09:11] Makima
    I'll leave you to it, then.
[09:12] Denji
    Ms. Makima?!
[09:15] Kishibe
    I'm a Devil Hunter from Special Division 1.
[09:19] Kishibe
    I love it when people call me "teacher,"
    so that's what you're gonna call me.
[09:24] Kishibe
    I also love booze, women,
    and killing devils.
[09:56] Power
    C-Can't stand...
[10:00] Kishibe
    You two are biologically the same as us.
[10:05] Kishibe
    A broken neck means not being able to move.
[10:08] Kishibe
    What sets you apart...
[10:10] Power
    I smell blood!
[10:15] Kishibe
    ...is that with a little blood,
     you're right as rain again.
[10:22] Denji
    Damn it...
[10:25] Denji
    What the hell was that, man?!
[10:29] Kishibe
    Makima asked me to train you two up.
[10:33] Kishibe
    Not sure why, but the Gun Devil
    seems to be after your heart,
[10:38] Kishibe
    so the fact that you're a scrub
    who gets his ass kicked a lot is a problem.
[10:43] Power
    Why did you crush us like that?!
[10:46] Kishibe
    I've trained humans before,
    but devils are a new deal for me.
[10:52] Kishibe
    I was knocking back drinks
    while trying to figure it out.
[10:56] Kishibe
    And then...
[10:57] Kishibe
    My boozy brain came up
    with a flash of insight.
[11:01] Kishibe
    I'm the best Devil Hunter there is.
[11:04] Kishibe
    Any devil that can beat me
    would be the strongest devil.
[11:09] Kishibe
    So, until you're strong enough to beat me...
[11:12] Kishibe
    I'll be hunting the two of you.
[11:17] Power
    His brain is diseased!
[11:19] Denji
    Right?
[11:23] Kishibe
    Let's get back to it, then.
[11:25] Denji
    Drunk old bastard or not,
    they'll still come after us if we kill him.
[11:29] Power
    Denji!
[12:08] Kishibe
    The boy's immortal.
[12:11] Kishibe
    And the Fiend's mostly immortal.
[12:14] Kishibe
    No hesitation about bashing
    someone's head in...
[12:18] Kishibe
    You two have no rights here.
[12:22] Kishibe
    When I was little, I used to break my
    toys a lot, because I was too strong.
[12:27] Kishibe
    Always wanted toys that could take a beating.
[12:31] Kishibe
    With my help, you're gonna be
    a pair of serious badasses.
[12:43] Aki
    Kon.
[12:50] Kurose
    See? A no-show.
[12:53] Kurose
    The Fox Devil is mad at you
    for having it bite off too much.
[12:57] Kurose
    Probably won't help you out ever again.
[13:01] Kurose
    That sword's from the Curse Devil, right?
[13:04] Kurose
    How many more times can you use it?
[13:07] Aki
    Is this what you meant by coaching?
[13:10] Kurose
    Glad to see you're quick to catch on.
[13:12] Tendo
    We're here to provide job consultation
[13:14] Tendo
    with the human members
    of the Special Division.
[13:17] Tendo
    Rude as this might sound, don't you think
    this is a good time to hang it up?
[13:22] Tendo
    There's already someone from
    your division that's gone private.
[13:27] Kurose
    If you're serious about staying on board,
[13:29] Kurose
    you're gonna need to make
    certain sacrifices.
[13:32] Aki
    Sacrifices?
[13:34] Kurose
    Yep, sacrifices.
[13:36] Kurose
    You stick around, seems like
    you're gonna need contracts
[13:40] Kurose
    with even stronger devils
    so you can actually contribute.
[13:43] Kurose
    You can quit Public Safety and
    enjoy however long you've got left,
[13:46] Kurose
    or stay on and go through real hell.
[13:52] Aki
    The devils that killed my family
    and my partner are still out there.
[13:59] Aki
    So why exactly would I quit?
[14:05] Kurose
    All right, then. Understood.
[14:09] Kurose
    Well, it's late today,
    so we'll head back for now.
[14:12] Kurose
    Be back tomorrow with the paperwork.
[14:18] Kurose
    Looks like our seniors in Kyoto
    knew what they were talking about.
[14:23] Kurose
    "Everyone who works in the Special Division
    is crazy, so watch yourself."
[14:29] Kurose
    You might wanna try and take
    an objective look at where you're standing.
[14:38] Kurose
    Looks like you've got
    a lady here to visit you.
[14:41] Kurose
    Well, pardon us.
[15:11] Kishibe
    I'm heading home to get some sleep.
[15:13] Kishibe
    I'll be dropping by your place tomorrow.
[15:45] Power
    Is your brain not sorted out yet?!
[15:48] Power
    Heal! Heal!
[15:49] Power
    Heal, heal, heal, heal damn you!
[15:53] Power
    Heal!
[16:02] Denji
    How many times did I die today?!
[16:07] Power
    Over twenty times.
[16:09] Power
    Although I was usually unconscious
    every time you were dead,
[16:13] Power
    so I cannot be sure.
[16:19] Power
    The old fool is too fearsome.
[16:22] Denji
    If this keeps up, it's gonna
    suck all the fun out of life.
[16:26] Denji
    I was working hard because
    I wanted to enjoy living,
[16:29] Denji
    so having to deal with this
    is total bullshit.
[16:32] Power
    Shall we flee?
[16:34] Denji
    Public Safety's gonna
    come after us if we do,
[16:37] Denji
    and this time we'll get
    the for-real devil treatment.
[16:49] Denji
    That drunk asshole...
[16:53] Denji
    Can't believe he's treating us like toys.
    It's seriously pissing me off.
[16:58] Power
    I have it!
[17:00] Denji
    Have what?
[17:01] Power
    How to defeat him!
[17:04] Power
    As fierce as he may be, ultimately,
    his mind is addled by spirits!
[17:09] Power
    We need only use our heads to overcome him!
[17:12] Denji
    I get you.
[17:14] Denji
    I been thinking lately
    about how cool it'd be
[17:18] Denji
    if I could fight like one of those
    smart characters in a manga!
[17:22] Power
    We shall slaughter him in the war of wits!
[17:25] Denji
    Damn, I'm feeling smarter already!
[17:29] Power
    You as well, eh?
[17:31] Power
    I've come up with 100 plans already!
[17:33] Denji
    Dude, if we put our heads together...
[17:36] Denji
    I mean, it'd be harder
    for us to lose then, right?
[17:38] Power
    Now he shall be our plaything!
[17:45] Kishibe
    I think they live around here...
[17:49] Power
    The scent of this blood...
[17:51] Power
    The old souse has arrived.
[17:53] Denji
    If he wants to ruin our lives,
    then he gets to die.
[18:01] Power
    Let the highly cerebral warfare begin.
[18:19] Kishibe
    A blood weapon, huh?
[18:21] Kishibe
    And aimed at the head.
[18:24] Kishibe
    So, it's an ambush.
[18:26] Kishibe
    I guess the idea is they're
    hunting me this time.
[19:02] Denji
    Yee-ow...
[19:06] Kishibe
    That was your best effort so far.
[19:09] Kishibe
    I guess prey will use its head
    when it's cornered.
[19:13] Kishibe
    Keep at it.
[19:19] Kishibe
    You lost for two reasons this time.
[19:22] Kishibe
    Using so much blood to fight
    leaves Power anemic,
[19:28] Kishibe
    and you didn't see my attack coming, Denji.
[19:34] Kishibe
    This was a good try, though,
    so let's call it a day.
[19:37] Kishibe
    I'm going out for drinks.
[19:41] Denji
    Powy...
[19:44] Denji
    He said we're done for today.
[19:46] Power
    How lucky we are...
[19:59] Denji
    Huh?
[20:03] Kishibe
    Beasts shouldn't trust
    anything a hunter says.
[20:21] Kurose
    Making a deal with a stronger devil
[20:24] Kurose
    is probably gonna mean
    a pretty demanding contract,
[20:28] Kurose
    but we're not doing this
    to mess with you, all right, Aki?
[20:33] Tendo
    You'll be jumping into a lion's cage
    when you get back to work.
[20:38] Tendo
    That means you'll need a weapon
    to protect yourself, y'know?
[20:50] Kurose
    This is where the devils that
    Public Safety captures alive are kept.
[20:56] Kurose
    Let's find you the right weapon.
[21:06] Kurose
    It's none of my business, but was
    that pretty lady your girlfriend?
[21:10] Tendo
    Again with this? Mind your own business.
[21:20] Aki
    She was my partner's younger sister.
[21:23] Kurose
    Oof... She let you have it?
[21:26] Aki
    No...
[21:28] Aki
    She gave me a letter.
[21:30] Tendo
    A letter?
[21:41] (Flashback) Himeno's Sister
    This is a letter my sister sent to me.
[21:46] (Flashback) Himeno's Sister
    I'm giving it to you because
    I think you should read it.
SIGN    Is Dad feeling any better?
SIGN    The job pays pretty well so don't worry about sending food or anything.
     Dad's been messaging me lately. I appreciate his concern,
     but I'm more worried about him. Is he taking his meds?
SIGN    I forced Aki to get his ear pierced.
SIGN    If nothing else, we could go private instead of staying in Public Safety.
     How do I get Aki to quit? I brought it up, but he just brushed it off.
SIGN    I don't think it's a good idea to keep working here. If nothing else,
     we could go private instead of staying in Public Safety.
     How do I get Aki to quit? I brought it up,
    but he just brushed it off. I was trying to be serious, too.
[22:43] Kurose
    You're gonna contract
    with the devil in this room, Aki.
[22:48] Kurose
    It's the Future Devil.
[22:51] Kurose
    There are two people in Public Safety
    that have contracts with it.
[22:55] Kurose
    One had to give up half their lifespan...
[22:57] Kurose
    The other gave both their eyes,
    along with their sense of taste and smell.
[23:03] Kurose
    Hopefully it likes you,
    and you'll get a bargain.
[23:09] Kurose
    Well, go right on in.

E11 - MISSION START

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[00:14] Kurose
    You're gonna contract
    with the devil in this room, Aki.
[00:19] Kurose
    It's the Future Devil.
[00:21] Kurose
    There are two people in Public Safety
    that have contracts with it.
[00:24] Kurose
    One had to give up half their lifespan...
[00:26] Kurose
    The other gave both their eyes,
    along with their sense of taste and smell.
[00:31] Kurose
    Hopefully it likes you,
    and you'll get a bargain.
[00:38] Kurose
    Well, go right on in.
[01:02] Future
    The future rules.
[01:05] Future
    The future rules...
[01:07] Future
    The future rules!
[02:41] Future
    Yeah, yeah!
[02:43] Future
    The future rules! The future rules!
[02:47] Future
    You shout, "The future rules," too! Come on!
[02:50] Aki
    I'm here to make a deal with you.
[02:53] Aki
    Tell me what you want from me.
[02:59] Future
    You've got a real shitty attitude, man!
[03:01] Future
    Whatever. Let's take a peek at that future!
[03:04] Future
    What I see will help me decide on the trade.
[03:08] Future
    Stick your head into my gut already!
[03:10] Future
    How else am I supposed to see your future?
[03:37] Future
    Here's how it's gonna work:
[03:39] Future
    I'm gonna live inside your right eye.
[03:42] Future
    That way, I can lend you my power.
[03:48] Future
    That look is asking, "Is that really all?"
[03:51] Future
    Well, the reason is: Your death
    in the future will be the fucking worst.
[03:56] Future
    Wanna know how it happens? You're gonna—
[04:00] Aki
    Doesn't matter.
[04:02] Aki
    I'm not interested in how I die,
[04:05] Aki
    as long as I can kill my targets.
    The rest doesn't matter.
[04:09] Aki
    Now, get in my eye.
[04:21] Kishibe
    Okay.
[04:22] Kishibe
    You get full points
    for your moves on that one.
[04:26] Kishibe
    We don't need to do this
    every day from now on.
[04:29] Kishibe
    Let's cut back to once a week.
[04:31] Denji
    Aw, yeah...
[04:33] Power
    We did it...
[04:35] Kishibe
    You've gotta make sure your brain keeps
    its cool, even when you're feeling high.
[04:39] Kishibe
    Never forget your situation,
    and the weapons available to you.
[04:43] Kishibe
    Tomorrow, we're gonna try some
    live combat with an eye toward training.
[04:47] Power
    What manner of combat?
[04:49] Kishibe
    We're all gonna grab the Snake Devil
    woman and Samurai Sword
[04:52] Kishibe
    that got Himeno and the others.
[04:55] Kishibe
    It's gonna be the rollout
    of the all-new Division 4.
[04:58] Kishibe
    If the op goes bad, the division is done for.
[05:04] Kishibe
    Which means you two get disposed of
    in a for-real battle with me.
[05:11] Denji
    If it comes to that, I'll show some
    mercy and let you live, teach.
[05:17] Denji
    You made me stronger, after all.
    I can kill more devils because of you.
[05:22] Denji
    And that means I've got my ticket
    to hooking up with Makima!
[05:33] Makima
    I appreciate you making the time for this,
    with your busy schedule.
[05:37] Makima
    I hope you'll continue
    to instruct Denji and Power.
[05:43] Kishibe
    I'm sick of them already.
[05:48] Kishibe
    Whenever the hunting dogs I train end
    up dead, I find myself drinking more.
[05:53] Kishibe
    I figured I wouldn't mind what
    happened to a pair of toys, but...
[05:58] Kishibe
    Must be old age. Now I'm even
    getting attached to them.
[06:06] Makima
    You mentioned that you
    wanted to discuss something?
[06:09] Kishibe
    The assault that hit the Special Division.
[06:12] Kishibe
    Public Safety isn't exactly clueless.
[06:15] Kishibe
    You knew it was going to happen,
    and didn't try to stop it, right?
[06:19] Makima
    I came under attack too, remember?
[06:23] Kishibe
    I don't care what fucked up
    shit you have cooking,
[06:25] Kishibe
    or how many of my hunting
    dogs you get killed.
[06:28] Kishibe
    You get a pass as long as you're
    serving mankind's interests.
[06:33] Kishibe
    But only in that case.
[06:37] Makima
    All I want is to save as many people
    as possible from devils.
[06:42] Makima
    If this operation is a success,
    Division 4's existence
[06:46] Makima
    will actively become part
    of the public record.
[06:49] Makima
    That'll give us more freedom, and we'll be
    able to save even more people from devils.
[06:57] Kishibe
    You liar.
[07:15] Grunt A
    The boss has got a separate
    team escorting him.
[07:18] Grunt A
    We should move you, too.
[07:19] Sawatari
    Nowhere in Japan is safe,
    as long as Makima's alive.
[07:23] Sawatari
    We're ready for them if they strike here.
[07:26] Sawatari
    So, pipe down.
[07:27] Grunt B
    Shut up, bitch!
[07:28] Grunt A
    Sir...
[07:31] Sideburns Man
    Granddad would've never let us run.
[07:34] ---
    
[07:35] Sideburns Man
    Besides, that piece of shit
    Denji is in Division 4.
[07:38] Sideburns Man
    I'm gonna carve out his heart next time.
[07:41] Sawatari
    The rest of you don't need
    to worry about the big guy.
[07:44] Sawatari
    Even if he dies, he can be brought back.
[07:46] Sawatari
    But if you're staying here, you need
    to be careful about getting bitten.
[07:50] Grunt C
    Bitten?
[07:52] Grunt D
    What're you talking about?
[07:54] Sideburns Man
    We've got a secret weapon stored below us.
[08:00] Sideburns Man
    A little parting gift from Granddad...
[08:02] Sideburns Man
    An army of zombies made up of deadbeats
    who couldn't pay their debts.
[08:06] Sawatari
    A human who gets bitten
    by a zombie becomes a zombie.
[08:09] Sawatari
    We'll use them to finish Division 4 off.
[08:16] Kurose
    We're gonna do a bit of sightseeing
    and then head back to Kyoto.
[08:19] Kurose
    We'll probably never meet again,
    so there's something I wanted to ask you.
[08:24] Kurose
    I've heard you're after the Gun Devil, Aki.
[08:28] Kurose
    You seriously think you can kill that thing?
[08:31] Kurose
    You just lost to folks who managed
    to kill around 20 Public Safety agents.
[08:36] Kurose
    And you think you've got a shot
[08:37] Kurose
    against a freak who took down
    millions of people all over the world?
[08:41] Kurose
    To be honest, we ended up in Public Safety
    because of a beef with the Gun Devil, too.
[08:47] Kurose
    But we're not trying to kill it.
[08:50] Kurose
    Just gotta think for a second
    to realize how impossible that is.
[08:56] Kurose
    If I'm being real, just looking
    at you kinda pisses me off, Aki.
[08:59] Kurose
    Weak as you are, you go around
    with this hotshot goal,
[09:01] Kurose
    like some kinda manga character.
[09:03] Kurose
    It's so lame, it gives me goosebumps.
[09:05] Kurose
    Literally. Can you see them?
[09:07] Tendo
    Sure can't.
[09:14] Aki
    I really don't care what you have to say.
[09:17] Aki
    You can sit back and watch.
[09:20] Aki
    And if I lose and end up dead,
    go ahead and laugh.
[09:25] Aki
    I know I'm not being realistic about
    what I can accomplish right now.
[09:30] Aki
    But I also know that I couldn't
    keep going, any other way.
[09:45] Aki
    I appreciate your help.
[09:52] Kurose
    Hey, Aki!
[09:55] Kurose
    You might piss me off,
    but I'm rooting for you.
[09:58] Kurose
    So here's one last bit of advice:
[10:01] Kurose
    "Everyone who works in the Special Division
    is crazy, so watch yourself!"
[10:22] Boss
    We've got a guest from Public Safety.
[10:24] Boss
    Get the good stuff for her.
[10:26] Makima
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[10:28] Boss
    Well, I heard about our younger
    guys popping off in Tokyo.
[10:33] Boss
    I figure I owe you any answers I've got.
[10:36] Boss
    I want you to understand
    that it wasn't on my orders.
[10:40] Boss
    From what I've heard, this Sawatari
     woman's the one behind it.
[10:45] Boss
    She was the contact that hooked these kids
    into deals involving the Gun Devil.
[10:52] Makima
    What kind of deals?
[10:54] Boss
    They give the Gun Devil 20,000 yen,
    and they get guns and ammo in exchange.
[11:01] Boss
    Fancy that, devils needing money.
[11:05] Boss
    They're not so different from us, after all.
[11:09] Makima
    I need you write down the names
    of everyone in your organization
[11:12] Makima
    that has a contract with the Gun Devil.
[11:14] Boss
    Yeah, no problem.
[11:16] Boss
    Throw them in the slammer for a while,
    give them something to think about.
[11:19] Makima
    I'll also need the names from other
    families, as well. Not just yours.
[11:28] Boss
    Miss, you're not getting
    the big picture here.
[11:34] Boss
    If I did that, and the other families
    found out, it'd mean war.
[11:39] Boss
    It'd be real stupid.
[11:41] Makima
    It's for the safety of the public.
[11:44] Makima
    I'm requesting your cooperation.
[11:56] Boss
    You ever hear the term
    "necessary evil" before, miss?
[12:02] Boss
    What happens if we end up
    wiping each other out?
[12:05] Boss
    All it does is open up Japan
    to foreign mafia.
[12:10] Boss
    I'm not gonna deny
    that we get up to bad business.
[12:13] Boss
    But the Chinese and Soviet mobs
    make us look like angels.
[12:17] Boss
    And we're the ones keeping them away.
[12:27] Boss
    Just like how Devil Hunters
    keep people safe from devils...
[12:31] Boss
    The yakuza are keeping
    Japan safe from foreigners.
[12:36] Boss
    Though I hear there's a lot of
    uneducated types in your line of work,
[12:39] Boss
    so maybe you just don't get it.
[12:47] Boss
    It's gonna take more than a bribe
    to get me to snitch, lady.
[12:51] Makima
    This isn't money.
[12:54] Makima
    It's a collection of things that belong
    to associates of everyone here.
[12:57] Makima
    Parents, grandparents,
    siblings, lovers, wives...
[13:03] Makima
    Their eyes.
[13:06] Boss
    Eyes?
[13:15] Makima
    Please, relax.
[13:16] Makima
    Public Safety has someone
    who can return these safely.
[13:20] Makima
    In exchange for your cooperation,
    I can introduce you.
[13:23] Yakuza
    You bitch—
[13:39] Makima
    When you talk about "necessary evil,"
[13:43] Makima
    you're using that term to justify
    the evil acts you commit.
[13:47] Makima
    Society doesn't need your excuses.
[13:50] Makima
    It's not a true necessary evil
[13:52] Makima
    unless the nation itself is holding
     the leash and maintaining control.
[13:59] Sawatari
    The police and Devil Extermination Division 2
[14:00] Sawatari
    have the basement and first
    entrances floor surrounded.
[14:03] Sawatari
    They're leaving the actual raid
    to Special Division 4.
[14:07] Sawatari
    We're going to kill as many of them
    as possible, and steal Denji's heart.
[14:11] Sawatari
    If we use Snake after that's done, the two
    of us should make it out of here okay.
[14:17] Sideburns Man
    I'm gonna kill Denji.
[14:19] Sawatari
    Don't get too worked up.
[14:28] Kobeni
    I wanna go home.
[14:29] Denji
    So why don't you, then?
[14:32] Denji
    After all that training I did...
[14:34] Denji
    I'm gonna slaughter Sideburns Man!
[14:37] Power
    Our minds have been honed, after all!
[14:41] Power
    This shall prove a simple matter!
[14:46] Kobeni
    I hate this.
[14:54] Aki
    What's the plan?
[14:55] Kishibe
    No plan.
[14:58] Kishibe
    The entire Special Division goes in.
[15:12] Shiina
    Excuse me?
[15:14] Shiina
    I'm Shiina, with the Kanagawa
    prefectural PD.
[15:17] Furuno
    I'm Furuno, with Devil
    Extermination Division 2.
[15:19] Kisihibe
    Name's Kishibe. I'm Captain
    of Special Division 4.
[15:23] Kisihibe
    The police and Division 2 just need to keep
[15:25] Kisihibe
    the entrances to the first floor
    and basement sealed off.
[15:28] Kisihibe
    The Special Division will
    take out the terrorists inside.
[15:32] Kishibe
    There's one thing you need
    to be careful about, though:
[15:37] Kishibe
    Special Division 4 is comprised
    almost entirely of non-humans.
[15:41] Kishibe
    If any of them get loose in the city,
[15:43] Kishibe
    it'll mean worse casualties
    than the terrorists could've caused.
[15:48] Kishibe
    I'm gonna explain their
    unique characteristics,
[15:50] Kishibe
    because you need to be prepared to
    engage with them. Not the terrorists.
[15:56] Beam
    Zombies! Zombies!
[16:02] Beam
    It's all-I-can-eat!
[16:09] Kishibe
    There's the Shark Fiend.
[16:11] Kishibe
    He can swim inside any surface,
    including walls and floors.
[16:15] Kishibe
    He can also transform into his devil form
    for brief periods of time.
[16:27] Violence
    Oh, sorry about that!
[16:29] Violence
    Since you went for a bite,
    I thought you were a zombie!
[16:35] Kishibe
    The Violence Fiend.
[16:36] Kishibe
    Normally, becoming a Fiend makes
     a devil weaker than they were...
[16:40] Kishibe
    But even as a Fiend, this one's dangerous enough
[16:42] Kishibe
    that we make the Violence Fiend wear
     a mask that dispenses poison gas.
[16:45] Kishibe
    That mask stays on, no matter what.
[16:49] Violence
    Hey, lady? You might wanna run for it.
[16:52] Violence
    If these guys bite humans,
    they turn into zombies.
[16:57] Violence
    Oh! You're a devil, huh?
[17:03] Kishibe
    The Spider Devil.
[17:05] Kishibe
    Most of the time she assumes a human form.
[17:08] Kishibe
    Humanoid devils tend to be friendly,
[17:11] Kishibe
    but at the end of the day,
    they're still devils.
[17:14] Kishibe
    They'll kill you for looking at them funny.
[17:21] Angel
    Ugh... it got on my shoes.
[17:24] Angel
    This seriously sucks.
[17:32] Kishibe
    The Angel Devil.
[17:34] Kishibe
    Bit of a special case:
[17:35] Kishibe
    No enmity towards humans,
    but you'll wanna keep your distance.
[17:38] Kishibe
    Physical contact means
    your lifespan gets drained away.
[17:52] Angel
    Hey, can I ask you something?
    You got a handkerchief I could borrow?
[18:07] Angel
    I'm impressed you came this close,
    since I can shorten your life with a touch.
[18:13] Aki
    It's okay so long as material
    breaks the contact, right?
[18:17] Angel
    Ow, ow...
[18:23] Aki
    Devil, take this one outside.
[18:26] Angel
    He gave me an order...
[18:28] Angel
    But I'll take that over fighting, I guess.
[18:31] Aki
    You two.
[18:33] Aki
    We'll let the Fiends handle this.
[18:35] Aki
    Let's find Samurai Sword
    and the Snake woman.
[18:39] Denji
    You know where to look or something?
[18:41] Aki
    No. We'll split up, and search.
[20:38] Aki
    Come along quietly—
[20:39] Sawatari
    Snake:
[20:40] Sawatari
    Spit it out.
[20:53] Aki
    Damn it...
[21:00] Sawatari
    Ghost. Kill him.
[21:19] Sawatari
    Looks like he's gotten a little better...
[21:21] Future
    If you use my power, you'll be able
    to peek a bit into the future.
[21:45] Future
    But that's all.
[22:06] Sawatari
    Choke him to death.

E12 - KATANA VS. CHAINSAW

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[00:14] (Flashback) Himeno
    Just one.
[00:19] (Flashback) Aki
    I'm not smoking. It's bad for your bones.
[00:21] (Flashback) Himeno
    I wish you would. I get the feeling
    we're gonna be together for a while.
[00:31] (Flashback) Aki
    Just one, then.
[00:34] (Flashback) Aki
    This is the first and last
    cigarette I ever light up.
[00:37] (Flashback) Himeno
    Yes! Let me get that for you.
[00:40] (Flashback) Aki
    You're kind of awful, making
    someone who's underage smoke.
[00:44] (Flashback) Himeno
    You're underage?!
[00:45] (Flashback) Aki
    Yeah...
[00:47] (Flashback) Himeno
    Well, you obviously can't smoke, then!
[00:55] (Flashback) Himeno
    Hand it over.
[01:00] (Flashback) Himeno
    I'll hang onto this one for you, then.
[01:05] (Flashback) Himeno
    Once you grow up and you're ready
    to develop an addiction, I'll give it back.
[02:25] Aki
    The Ghost Devil doesn't have eyes,
    so it uses fear to see.
[02:30] Aki
    Himeno explained that to me.
[02:50] Aki
    Himeno...
[02:54] Aki
    I'll be with you soon.
[05:09] Sawatari
    Snake—
[05:10] Aki
    Don't kill her.
[05:30] Aki
    Kobeni, why'd you stay with Public Safety?
[05:38] Kobeni
    Bonuses are coming up soon, so...
[05:58] Denji
    Barf!
[06:02] Power
    Meat is meat!
[06:04] Power
    It matters not if it is porcine,
    bovine, or human!
[06:06] Denji
    It sure as hell does!
[06:09] Denji
    We're here to catch that Samurai Sword dude.
[06:13] Denji
    You better not try to eat him when we do.
[06:17] Denji
    Damn it...
[06:28] Denji
    They haven't noticed us.
[06:30] Denji
    Don't make any noise.
[06:34] Power
    I am the one called Power!
[06:37] Power
    These, I can defeat.
[06:38] Power
    Have at thee!
[06:42] Power
    After me, Denji!
[06:44] Power
    I entrust my back to you!
[06:51] Power
    How's that?! What say you now?!
[06:53] Power
    I have not fled!
[06:55] Power
    I am proud! I am beautiful!
[07:00] Power
    A fierce foe...
[07:02] Power
    Denji! Bear witness,
    and then speak of this day!
[07:05] Power
    For it is Power who is the greatest of all!
[07:35] Denji
    Found you, Sideburns Man.
[07:38] Sideburns Man
    Hold up a second, will you?
    Let's have a chat.
[07:45] Sideburns Man
    Depending on how you play this,
    we're willing to turn ourselves in.
[07:50] Sideburns Man
    We just want satisfaction, you get it?
[07:58] Sideburns Man
    Denji... you killed their friends,
    and my granddad.
[08:03] Sideburns Man
    We just want you to atone for that.
[08:05] Denji
    I only killed their pals and your grandpa
    because they turned into zombies, dude.
[08:10] Sideburns Man
    Don't you fucking lie!
[08:11] Sideburns Man
    Dumbass little shits like you
     always try and lie!
[08:16] Sideburns Man
    Y'know what? Fine.
[08:18] Sideburns Man
    Even if that's true...
[08:21] Sideburns Man
    Those zombies used to be people, too.
[08:23] Sideburns Man
    You seriously don't feel bad,
    after killing them?
[08:27] Denji
    Sure don't.
[08:30] Sideburns Man
    Sawatari's put me through the ringer, too.
[08:33] Sideburns Man
    Apparently my heart was replaced
    with the Katana Devil.
[08:37] Sideburns Man
    But even I have trouble sleeping
[08:39] Sideburns Man
    on nights when I've accidentally
    killed zombies, man.
[08:44] Sideburns Man
    Looks like you're the only one
    whose heart's not human anymore.
[08:49] Sideburns Man
    If you've got any kind of conscience left...
[08:52] Sideburns Man
    Just let us kill you.
[09:01] Denji
    Nah.
[09:04] Sideburns Man
    Okay.
[09:07] Sideburns Man
    Then I'm gonna cut you to pieces!
[09:09] Denji
    Go ahead and try, dumbass!
[09:19] Samurai Sword
    What?!
[09:20] Denji
    I thought you were gonna cut me up!
[09:23] Denji
    How about it?!
[09:31] Samurai Sword
    Die!
[09:37] Denji
    Damn it...
[10:18] Samurai Sword
    You're looking sharper than before...
[10:20] Samurai Sword
    Denji, what are you even fighting for?
[10:25] Denji
    To protect the life I've got now, I guess?
[10:29] Samurai Sword
    Public Safety got you living
    the good life, is that it?
[10:35] Denji
    Gotta put up with a nag and a brat...
[10:38] Denji
    But I like it pretty good.
[10:41] Denji
    Which is why I've gotta kick your ass,
    so Ms. Makima will praise me.
[10:47] Samurai Sword
    You can't beat me, man.
[10:50] Denji
    What, you think you've got me beat already?
[10:53] Denji
    I ain't dead yet!
[10:55] Samurai Sword
    You trash!
[11:20] Denji
    Where the hell is he?
[11:26] PA
    Due to an incident in one of the cars,
[11:27] Denji
    Get... off!
[11:27] PA
    the train will now come
    to an emergency stop.
[11:30] PA
    The doors will open, so please
    evacuate in an orderly fashion.
[11:34] PA
    I repeat, due to an incident
    in one of the cars...
[11:45] Denji
    Aw, come on, dude!
[12:02] Denji
    Look... can we ban that move? Seriously.
[12:05] Samurai Sword
    Keep yapping.
[12:16] Samurai Sword
    You're done.
[12:18] Samurai Sword
    Can't even fight anymore.
[12:21] Samurai Sword
    How about it, Denji?
[12:24] Samurai Sword
    Care to apologize for killing
    Granddad before you die?
[12:36] Denji
    I can still fight.
[12:41] Denji
    I've still got a chainsaw on my head!
[12:45] Samurai Sword
    Dumbass!
[12:56] Samurai Sword
    Didn't Granddad teach you...
[13:00] Samurai Sword
    About when to know when you're beat?
[13:03] Samurai Sword
    Beg for his forgiveness,
    and I'll make it quick.
[13:14] Denji
    You went right after my head...
[13:18] Denji
    Thanks for that, dipshit!
[13:28] Denji
    Didn't the geezer teach you...
[13:31] Denji
    that beasts shouldn't trust
    anything a hunter says?!
[14:10] Denji
    Guess you're awake.
[14:15] Denji
    You really are like me, huh?
[14:19] Denji
    Pulled that katana out of your arm,
[14:21] Denji
    and the halves of your body
    stuck back together.
[14:26] Sideburns Man
    I'll kill you...
[14:27] Sideburns Man
    You're fucking dead!
[14:29] Denji
    Losers sure love to make noise, huh?
[14:33] Denji
    We've got a while until
    the cops show up to grab you.
[14:38] Denji
    And to be honest,
    I'm not really satisfied yet.
[14:43] Denji
    You killed Himeno.
[14:46] Denji
    That's one less hot lady in the world,
    thanks to your stupid ass.
[14:51] Denji
    But you don't seem to care, and you'll
    get to spend the rest of your life in jail.
[14:56] Denji
    How am I supposed to deal with that?
[14:59] Sideburns Man
    Not like you can do anything about it.
    You're just Public Safety's lapdog!
[15:11] Denji
    We're about to have us a contest.
[15:15] Aki
    Contest?
[15:16] Denji
    Hey, great timing.
[15:22] Aki
    This is Hayakawa from Division 4.
[15:23] Aki
    Target is restrained on the train tracks in front of the clock tower.
[15:27] Aki
    Requesting backup.
[15:29] Denji
    You wanna get in on this, too, Hayakawa?
[15:31] Denji
    It's gonna be the best contest ever.
[15:34] Aki
    What the hell are you talking about?
[15:38] Denji
    See, he shot at Himeno...
[15:41] Denji
    So I figure we get to take shots at him.
[15:46] Denji
    That's why we'll make it a contest.
[15:49] Denji
    We take turns giving him nut shots,
[15:52] Denji
    and whoever gets him to scream the loudest
    before the cops show up is the winner.
[15:56] Sideburns Man
    What are you, psycho?!
[16:06] Denji
    You in or what?
[16:10] Aki
    Our job is to catch this guy.
[16:14] Aki
    Not torture him to make
    ourselves feel better.
[16:18] Aki
    It's not like Himeno would've wanted that.
[16:24] Denji
    That right?
[16:50] Aki
    So...
[16:53] Aki
    What do I get if I win?
[16:56] Denji
    His family jewels, of course!
[17:01] Sideburns Man
    Hey...
[17:03] Sideburns Man
    Hang on, hang on!
[17:05] Sideburns Man
    Don't do it, come on—
[17:14] Sign
    Car #2
[17:14] Sign
    Metro PD
[17:42] Aki
    Himeno... Can you hear this up in heaven?
[17:50] Aki
    We're playing a requiem for you.
[18:01] Makima
    These terrorist attacks
    were arranged by Akane Sawatari,
[18:04] Makima
    a Devil Hunter formerly
    from the private sector.
[18:08] Makima
    She had a contract with the Gun Devil,
    and distributed guns to the yakuza.
[18:13] Makima
    In exchange, Sawatari was told
    to recover the Chainsaw Devil's heart.
[18:19] Executive
    And why exactly was Sawatari
    after the Chainsaw Devil's heart?
[18:25] Makima
    Before we were able to question her...
[18:34] Executive
    Suicide?
[18:35] Makima
    Triggered automatically by the terms
    of her contract with the Gun Devil, maybe.
[18:41] Makima
    We were able to recover 1.4 kilograms
    of Gun Devil flesh from the building.
[18:46] Makima
    After combining that with the
    five kilograms held by Public Safety,
[18:50] Makima
    the flesh chunk has finally begun
    to move toward the main body.
[18:54] Executive
    Then the time has come...
[18:57] Executive
    Where is it headed toward?
[22:52] Young Denji
    I have this dream all the time.
[22:56] Young Denji
    I always have it,
[22:59] Young Denji
    and then I always forget it.
[23:03] Pochita
    Denji.
[23:05] Young Denji
    Pochita?
[23:07] Young Denji
    Pochita, come on out!
[23:09] Young Denji
    I can at least pet you in a dream.
[23:13] Pochita
    Denji.
[23:15] Pochita
    You can't open that door.
[23:43] Reze
    Tell me, Denji...
[23:46] Reze
    Between the country mouse
    and the city mouse...
[23:50] Reze
    Which would you rather be?