3 - Dengue Fever/Acne

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    EPIDERMIS
    300 μm
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    Hello!
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    I've come to deliver
    your oxygen and nutrients!
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    Boy, have I been waiting for these!
    I'm starving!
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    CELL
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    Thank you for your patience!
    Here you go!
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    FRAGILE
    CONDENSED GAS
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    Thanks!
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    My pleasure!
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    It's so nice out today.
    Maybe I'll have it right here on the porch.
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    METAL DETECTED
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    That's not good!
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    Harmful materials detected
    near the epidermis!
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    HISTAMINE
    HANDLING
    MANUAL
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    Let's see.
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    For this amount, I should turn
    the dial to... about this much, right?
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    Time to dig in!
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    FULL COURSE
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    Harmful materials detected nearby.
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    Now releasing histamines.
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    Huh? No way! Just like that?
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    Confirming histamine response.
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    Now dilating blood vessels.
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    Everything just got short-circuited!
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    The itch nerves got short-circuited! Itchy!
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    What's going on?
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    WHITE BLOOD CELL
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    Where's the antigen?
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    Wh-White Blood Cell!
    I-It's all right!
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    Achoo!
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    EPISODE 3:
    DENGUE FEVER
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    I take a little break,
    and look what happens.
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    Not exactly a breeze,
    reacting to each and every harmful material.
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    Well, but it is my job, I guess.
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    Mast Cell! Where's the antigen?
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    Huh? What are you talking about?
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    There doesn't seem to be one,
    White Blood Cell.
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    Hey, stop dumping histamine
    so recklessly!
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    It's such a huge pain in the butt
    for us every time!
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    H-Huh?
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    We were invaded by a harmful material,
    so I responded! I did what I had to do!
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    What do you mean, "harmful material"?
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    You know you were just overreacting
    to something trivial again!
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    Hey, hold up! Histamines
    do play a crucial role, and...
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    Calm down, you guys!
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    But...
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    that's because it's my job.
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    Your job, your job! When have you ever done
    anything but make trouble for others?
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    All you do is create extra work for us,
    you hysterical cell!
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    Who are you calling a...
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    "hysterical cell"?
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    Mast Cell! Please calm down!
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    Okay, fine! So, I'm a troublemaker
    who only creates extra work for you!
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    All right, I'm not going to do jack now!
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    Get out of here!
    All of you, get out of my sight!
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    That was one mind-blowing fight.
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    Sure, it can be hard to get along,
    since we each have our own roles, but...
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    S-Sorry! I had something on my mind
    and wasn't looking where I was going.
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    No, I'm the one who should apologize.
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    Langerhans Cell.
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    A type of Dendritic Cell
    found in the epidermis.

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    They mainly present bacteria, viruses
    and other foreign substances to the immune system,

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    alerting the brain to any invasions.
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    They also have a second self-protection function,
    shielding the skin from ultraviolet and dryness.

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    But you must be careful,
    my dear Red Blood Cell.
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    We're close to the epidermis. There's no telling
    when outside enemies might attack.
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    R-Right, sir!
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    That's right!
    I have to focus on my own work!

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    Wh-What's that?
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    This sound...
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    What's that? A saw?
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    Mosquito.
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    A parasitic insect that sucks blood from humans,
    sometimes serving as a medium for malaria protozoa.

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    Whoa! There's something in the air!
    Stay away from here, everyone! It's dangerous!
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    H-Huh?
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    I'm getting sleepy.
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    Wha... Wha...
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    Whaaaaat?
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    All the blood cells are being taken!
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    I-I'm about to be taken, too—
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    Hang in there, please!
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    Here, take my hand!
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    Ouch! Ugh...
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    They're gone.
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    Wh-What just happened?
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    I wonder what this could be.
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    A mask?
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    I don't know where it came from,
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    but this mask seems to have
    a mysterious allure.
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    A-Are you okay?
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    De-Dengue!
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    Whoa! The wind!
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    De-Dengue!
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    What's going on?
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    The Langerhans Cells
    are acting crazy all of a sudden!
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    Don't tell me these guys
    are virus-infected cells!
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    2k REALTY
    ROOMS AVAILABLE
    WHY NOT START A NEW LIFE?
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    Somebody help us!
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    What's up with this extreme reaction?
    I have to release histamines!
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    Stop dumping histamine so recklessly!
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    You hysterical cell!
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    I-It doesn't matter.
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    I just have to do my job.
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    It would just be...
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    extra work, right?
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    That's right.
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    Even if I don't release histamines now,
    someone will eventually show up.
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    Are those the cells from before?
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    In my eyes,
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    you appear to be a marionette, forced to dance
    by the very strings of words that shackle you.

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    In this world where all things intertwine, transform
    and vanish, the blazing flames, chaos itself...

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    Wh-Why is this showing up onscreen?
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    Of which this catastrophe, too,
    is but a fragment...

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    In this uncertain world, there exists
    but one thing that each life can control.

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    And that is the ego as well as the self.
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    Basophil, who are you speaking to?
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    We, who are but fragile life forms,
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    must affirm our reason for being
    through independent actions,

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    and make our lives complete
    by fulfilling our missions.

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    "Follow the path you believe in."
    Is that what you're saying?

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    We must never forget that our reason for being
    is to prove our existence—

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    Wh-What's this?
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    De-Dengue!
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    Dammit! What's taking
    the Immune Cells so long?
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    I'm sure they'll be here soon,
    so please stay calm!
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    But if they don't get here...
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    - De-Dengue!
    - ...we'll be toast!
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    - De-Dengue! De-Dengue!
    - I don't care who it is!
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    Just save us!
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    De-Dengue!
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    Is this histamine?
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    Was that you again, Mast Cell?
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    Just shut up, sit back and watch.
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    Watch me work!
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    Confirming histamine response.
    Now dilating blood vessels.

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    Immune Cells, please head
    to the site immediately.

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    Where are they?
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    Just you wait! Here we come!
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    We're going to wipe them out
    and then have a tea party!
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    Come on out and show your faces!
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    I'll kill you!
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    Target sighted!
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    All of you, die!
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    You damn infected cells!
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    W-We're saved.
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    De-Dengue!
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    Bye-bye, germ!
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    Thank you very much!
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    The crisis was averted
    in the nick of time.

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    Thanks to the Immune Cells
    who arrived on the scene...

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    the virus was wiped out without proliferating.
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    The enemy was revealed
    to be the dengue virus.

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    This incident was triggered
    by the invasion of the dengue virus

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    when the mosquito sucked blood
    from the body.

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    They say it was a mosquito. Scary, huh?
[10:16] ---
    We have to do some construction!
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    So, this crisis was caused
    by a mosquito bite, huh?
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    Yeah. The cells we lost
    won't be coming back.
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    But we did manage
    to minimize the damage.
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    Thanks to Mast Cell, that is.
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    It was because you released the histamines
    that we were able to rush to the scene.
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    Mast Cell...
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    Wh-What do you want?
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    Hey, I'm sorry.
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    I didn't know that histamines
    summoned the Immune Cells.
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    Looks like it was you
    who came to our rescue today.
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    Hey you! Is it true
    that you got tangled up in another incident?
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    Yes! I'm sorry!
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    Thanks, Mast Cell!
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    Sorry I called you hysterical, okay?
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    W-Well, I should've released
    the histamines sooner.
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    Then, you wouldn't have had to feel scared. So, I'm...
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    Didn't I tell you to be careful?
    I'm taking your hat from you!
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    But that's so unfair!
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    ...sor—
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    Wait, I've been telling you from the start,
    I've done nothing wrong!
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    Why should I have to apologize, too?
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    That's so messed up!
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    Jeez, I was this close to apologizing!
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    We told you!
    The histamines make us so itchy!
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    PLATELETS
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    What do I care?
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    An irrational life causes a gust of wind to blow,
    and all things transform.
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    Did the wind break your umbrella?
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    - Yes.
    - Why, you...
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    public hazard cell!
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    ACNE
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    This inflammatory response...
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    Hair root.
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    The part of a hair embedded under the skin.
    The tissue where hair is developed.

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    Hey, stop slacking off!
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    Come on, make that sebum!
[12:26] ---
    Anyone I find slacking
    will get one hundred lashes!
[12:28] ---
    I-I can't go on...
[12:31] ---
    Elder! Elder!
[12:34] ---
    Aha! I spy a big-time slacker!
[12:39] ---
    One hundred lashes—
[12:43] ---
    L-Little boy, stop...
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    Hair Matrix Cell.
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    Divides to produce hair.
[12:51] ---
    Don't you dare abuse the Elder!
[12:55] ---
    All right, then are you ready to take
    that old geezer's beating for him?
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    Would that be a bit too cruel maybe?
[13:04] ---
    Oh, but on second thought...
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    a hundred lashes it is!
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    Die!
[13:14] ---
    You damn germ bastard!
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    I'm White Blood Cell.
[13:22] ---
    I'm with the Neutrophil Division.
    Who are you?
[13:26] ---
    We are the cells who work in this pore.
[13:30] ---
    What in the world happened here?
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    In the past, we all carried out
    our own respective tasks,
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    like producing sebum or coloring.
[13:39] ---
    But one day, the acne germs showed up
    and began tyrannizing us!
[13:44] ---
    This is no longer a mere pore!
    It's a pimple!
[13:50] ---
    Pimple.
[13:51] ---
    An inflammatory disease of the skin.
[13:54] ---
    Inflammation begins
    when the pores become clogged with sebum.

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    The parts of the body that produce
    excess sebum are susceptible to acne.

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    An outbreak is often accompanied
    by pus and some pain.

[14:06] ---
    What's this?
    What's all this commotion?
[14:08] ---
    It's the acne germs!
[14:11] ---
    Acne germ.
[14:13] ---
    Normal bacteria flora that can cause acne.
[14:16] ---
    Official name is "Propionibacterium acnes."
[14:20] ---
    Dislikes oxygen and loves sebum.
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    Huh? Y-You damn White Blood Cell! How dare you!
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    Acne germs? Just look at that horde!
[14:34] ---
    Big Brother White Blood Cell!
    I'm going to help you fight!
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    L-Little boy! Stop it!
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    Big Brother!
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    - White Blood Cell!
    - Little boy!
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    There are no saviors here!
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    Now get back to your posts and work!
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    Where are we?
[15:05] ---
    You came to?
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    Sorry about that! It's all my fault.
[15:10] ---
    No. You've done nothing wrong.
    Anyway, who were those guys back there?
[15:17] ---
    It all started with such a minor problem.
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    The pipe we use to send sebum
    to the epidermis got clogged with dirt...
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    and the whole pore got flooded with sebum.
[15:29] ---
    That's when the sebum-loving acne germs
    set their sights on us.
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    And they just kept getting
    stronger and stronger!
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    The next thing we knew,
    we'd been taken over...
[15:38] ---
    and they'd made us their slaves!
[15:42] ---
    Why did you wait around
    for them to multiply like that?
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    Didn't my friends come to save you?
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    Sure they did. But... But they just...
[15:51] ---
    They gave up!
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    All of them!
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    Look at that.
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    Wh-What is that? Pus?
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    My friends' corpses?
[16:07] ---
    They were all brave warriors just like you.
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    But...
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    Just look at them now!
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    This hair root is our homeland
    as well as our precious workplace.

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    But in the overall scheme of things,
    it's merely a single pore.

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    All we have to do
    is submit to being wiped out.

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    Little boy, try to understand.
[16:34] ---
    I see.
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    If only I had courage
    just like you White Blood Cells!
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    This is No. 1146.
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    I've spotted a den of acne germs
    in that hair root.
[16:53] ---
    Requesting those nearby
    to come to my aid.
[16:55] ---
    Gotcha! We'll be a little late!
[16:58] ---
    Huh? B-B-But...
[16:59] ---
    No matter how small its impact...
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    so long as a germ runs rampant
    in this body, I can't let it go.
[17:07] ---
    That's my...
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    That's our job.
[17:12] ---
    Big Brother...
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    All right! A hundred lashes!
[17:19] ---
    Die!
[17:23] ---
    Ah, you're that White Blood Cell
    who should've died then. You're still alive?
[17:29] ---
    How amusing!
[17:31] ---
    I, the King of the Acne Germs, shall add you
    to my collection of White Blood Cell corpses!
[17:37] ---
    You can take your place in that pus now!
[17:40] ---
    I'll kill you first!
[17:52] ---
    Be careful!
[17:54] ---
    Try not to fall!
[17:56] ---
    You can do it, Big Brother!
[17:59] ---
    Die!
[18:05] ---
    I'm going to smash you to pieces!
[18:10] ---
    Hey, look! He has a shot at winning!
[18:13] ---
    Something's off.
[18:14] ---
    I'm sure you were too obese and slow
    to defeat all those White Blood Cells.
[18:20] ---
    What kind of low methods did you stoop to,
    Acne Germ King or whatever?
[18:26] ---
    You have no clue yet
    how terrifying I can be!
[18:30] ---
    I'm going to give you a taste
    of some interminable suffering!
[18:34] ---
    Just as I did your friends!
[18:37] ---
    What?
[18:39] ---
    Muah!
[18:39] ---
    MUAH
[18:45] ---
    How do you like that?
    Talk about a geographical edge!
[18:49] ---
    Here, we have an endless supply
    of our favorite food, sebum!
[18:54] ---
    That's why we're able to heal over and over!
[18:57] ---
    Th-This is bad!
[18:59] ---
    It was futile from the start.
[19:02] ---
    It was simply that man's fate to become pus.
[19:06] ---
    Let us resign ourselves.
[19:08] ---
    After all, what is this but a single hair?
[19:16] ---
    No matter how small its impact...
[19:19] ---
    so long as a germ runs rampant
    in this body...

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    I can't let it go.
[19:24] ---
    Elder...
[19:27] ---
    Elder, you...
[19:29] ---
    dummy!
[19:30] ---
    POW
[19:32] ---
    L-Little boy! How dare you
    do such a thing to the Elder!
[19:35] ---
    Big Brother told me...
[19:37] ---
    that no matter how small its impact,
    he'd still fight it!
[19:40] ---
    Because that was his job!
[19:43] ---
    It may be a single hair...
[19:45] ---
    but it's still our precious homeland!
[19:49] ---
    Big Brother and all the White Blood Cells
    who died were fighting for a single hair!
[19:56] ---
    So, how can we give up on it ourselves?
[20:00] ---
    L-Little boy...
[20:03] ---
    Elder, I'm sorry, but...
[20:05] ---
    Elder...
[20:07] ---
    Elder, we feel the same way.
[20:10] ---
    Now is the time...
[20:12] ---
    for us to make a stand!
[20:14] ---
    Y-You people...
[20:18] ---
    Not bad! Who knew you'd hang on this long?
    But it's all over now!
[20:24] ---
    Die!
[20:29] ---
    A resounding victory for me!
[20:32] ---
    Now, let's get you
    into my collection of corpses!
[20:35] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[20:37] ---
    What's that I hear?
[20:47] ---
    Open it up all the way!
[20:49] ---
    Turn it! Full throttle, now!
[20:53] ---
    - This is our workplace!
    - And we're going to protect it ourselves!
[20:59] ---
    W-Water? No, this is...
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    sebum?
[21:03] ---
    Full blast! Keep turning
    until it's open full blast!
[21:06] ---
    If it's sebum you want,
    we'll give you sebum!
[21:09] ---
    Big Brother...
[21:12] ---
    My belly's so heavy!
    This is bad! I'm drowning!
[21:16] ---
    I have to get away from here for now.
[21:20] ---
    You feasted too much on sebum, slowpoke!
[21:31] ---
    Die, you miserable germ!
[21:42] ---
    Sir White Blood Cell,
    please forgive us.
[21:45] ---
    Big Brother!
[21:53] ---
    We don't know where
    that White Blood Cell went after that.
[21:57] ---
    Is that right?
[21:59] ---
    Who knows what became of him?
[22:07] ---
    We're going to search over there!
[22:20] ---
    Did I fall into the sebum pipe?
[22:23] ---
    I'm shiny all over!
[22:25] ---
    Big Brother!
[22:31] ---
    Big Brother!
[22:37] ---
    Thank you. This single hair
    that you protected...
[22:41] ---
    We'll always cherish it
    and take good care of it.
[22:45] ---
    Until the day it falls out.
[22:48] ---
    I'm telling you, man,
    you have to be kinder to yourself.
[22:53] ---
    People who can't be kind to themselves
    can't be kind to others.
[22:57] ---
    Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
[22:59] ---
    Hey, thanks.
[23:02] ---
    Hey!
[23:03] ---
    White... Blood... Cell?
[23:08] ---
    Did you, uh, switch jobs?
[23:11] ---
    No, I just... you know...
[23:15] ---
    Big Brother, this is for you.
[23:21] ---
    It's a token of my gratitude!
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW
[23:25] ---
    H. pylori go, "piro-piro,"
    so what makes a sound like, "new-new"?
[23:29] ---
    A new employee?
[23:30] ---
    The answer is...
[23:31] ---
    You'll have to look forward
    to the next episode!
[23:33] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!!"...
[23:34] ---
    EPISODE 4:
    H. PYLORI/ANTIGENIC SHIFT
[23:35] ---
    "H. Pylori/Antigenic Shift."
[23:37] ---
    Work hard every day!


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