Season 1

1 - Pneumococcus
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    Inside the human body...
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    ...roughly 37.2 trillion cells
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    are working hard every day.
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    DENDRITE
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    ARTERIES
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    Sorry for the wait!
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    FRAGILE
    CONDENSED GAS
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    Here's today's oxygen delivery!
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    RED BLOOD CELLS
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    Red Blood Cell.
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    Her red color is due
    to the large amounts of hemoglobin.
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    She carries oxygen and carbon dioxide
    using blood circulation.
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    EPISODE 1: PNEUMOCOCCUS
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    If you could please sign here...
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    Thanks!
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    Thanks for your hard work!
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    Well, I hope to serve you again!
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    Huh?
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    What is this?
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    Oh, no! Here they come!
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    Run!
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    Whoa! The vascular endothelial cells...
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    Seems like a pretty damn comfortable place!
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    Not too hot, not too cold.
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    And looks like there's tons and tons of food!
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    It's settled!
    Starting today, this is our land!
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    First of all...
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    Let's get these annoying residents outta the way!
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    WHITE BLOOD CELL
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    Die, germ!
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    Die!
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    Who are these guys?
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    This is White Blood Cell
    Neutrophil Division, U-1146.
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    The invading germs
    have been exterminated.
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    WHITE BLOOD CELLS
    (NEUTROPHILS)
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    White Blood Cell. (Neutrophil.)
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    His main task is to eliminate
    foreign substances from outside,
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    such as bacteria and viruses.
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    Neutrophils comprise over half
    of the White Blood Cells in the blood.
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    LET'S BID THEM
    A PLEASANT GOODBYE!
    "BYE-BYE GERMS!"
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    Listen up! Don't let a single bacterium get away!
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    Because there'll be hell to pay
    if even one escapes!
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    Whoa! It's the White Blood Cells!
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    Scary!
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    CELL
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    Seriously, talk about merciless!
    He's splattered with blood!
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    Hey, any over there?
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    Negative.
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    S-So they're the White Blood Cells?
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    Hey, what are you looking at?
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    Can I help you?
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    Y-Yes! I mean, um...
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    Th-Thank you for saving me!
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    I was in such danger...
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    No need to thank me.
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    I was only doing my job.
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    No, I mean you're welcome.
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    Right!
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    Any more over there?
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    I'll kill them!
    I swear I'm gonna kill them!
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    Dammit!
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    You wretched White Blood Cells!
    Don't think it's over yet!
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    Boy, that was scary!
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    I'm gonna deliver this to the lungs fast!
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    THE RED BLOOD CELLS' JOB
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    Well, to get to the lungs,
    I need to make a right here.
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    VENOUS VALVE
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    Hey, that entrance is one-way.
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    I-I'm sorry! I'm new here!
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    Lungs are that way.
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    Again?
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    Where?
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    Where?
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    Where?
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    This is it!
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    Oh, this is the spleen...
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    MACROPHAGE
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    SPLEEN
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    Are you lost perhaps?
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    Y-Yes! I'm sorry! I made a mistake!
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    Don't worry!
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    Hey, you! This is a lymph duct!
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    What do you think you're doing here?
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    No Red Blood Cells allowed! Moron!
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    Another blunder!
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    Please forgive me!
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    They're always doing construction
    around here.
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    So these maps are hard to figure out!
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    I-Is that right?
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    I don't think I'll ever get there...
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    STORAGE #7
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    Let's see... The lungs, the lungs...
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    WASTE
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    There's nobody here!
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    I wonder if anyone's in here.
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    Excuse me?
    There's something I'd like to ask you!
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    Um... Excuse me...
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    Don't act like nothing happened!
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    Target sighted!
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    I found you, you bastard!
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    Die!
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    You germ!
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    Sniffed me out already,
    you damn White Blood Cell?
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    No way am I gonna let you capture me!
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    So long!
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    O-Oh no!
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    CAPSULE
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    Is this a bacterial capsule?
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    Dammit! I can't see the bacterium!
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    Please stop pulling!
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    Did he get away?
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    Um, thank you for earlier!
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    Oh, right. Sure.
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    You're that Red Blood Cell from before!
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    Yes! What was that bacterium?
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    The survivor of the group
    that just invaded us! Damn!
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    This isn't looking good!
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    He's a Pneumococcus!
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    If I don't kill him right away,
    he'll start dividing!
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    And if that happens, this world will...
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    Pn-Pneumococcus?
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    Yeah.
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    The Pneumococci are pathogenic bacteria
    of the respiratory system
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    that trigger pneumonia
    and other diseases,
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    not to mention highly toxic germs
    that wield capsules!
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    No way! I'm actually on my way
    to the lungs myself!
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    URINE
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    This is a kidney.
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    Oh, I'm lost!
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    It's not just the lungs that are at risk.
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    The germ fled into the blood vessels after all!
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    What do you...
    I mean, we're not untangled at all yet!
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    Pneumonia's not the only disease
    that's caused by the Pneumococci.
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    There's something
    called "pneumococcal bacteremia."
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    The Pneumococci attack each organ
    through the blood vessels,
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    seizing control of the meninges
    enveloping the brain,
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    PNEUMOCOCCUS BACTEREMIA
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    ultimately destroying this world!
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    Those guys are super fast!
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    They've been known to invade
    an entire body in a mere 24 hours.
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    Th-There's a disease like that?
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    Yeah. Since this body's immune system
    has been compromised.
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    Normally, it can withstand
    something like this, but...
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    This is U-1146.
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    Requesting backup
    to pursue the invading germ.
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    We're short-handed, too!
    Try to get by on your own!
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    What's this?
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    RECEPTOR
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    My receptor's responding!
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    He must still be nearby.
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    Couldn't they have come up
    with a better design?
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    SALT
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    Hey, did you hear that guy say anything?
    Like where he was headed?
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    Also, what was he doing there?
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    - A response!
    - Um...
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    He was looking at a map!
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    He seemed to be looking
    for the lungs!
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    So he was lost, too?
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    Yeah, probably.
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    All right.
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    The lungs, huh?
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    Gotcha.
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    I've got to get there, too!
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    Even if I'm afraid of the Pneumococcus!
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    That's my job!
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    Lungs are this way.
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    DENDRITIC CELLS
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    All right, follow me.
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    Since we're heading
    toward the same destination.
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    I'm so sorry!
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    Let's get moving.
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    Remember the way there.
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    R-Right!
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    BLOOD VESSELS
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    This is an amazing area
    we're passing through, huh?
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    Well, yes.
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    DENDRITE
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    - This way.
    - Hello!
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    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
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    It's the Platelets!
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    Oh my! They're so cute!
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    PLATELETS
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    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
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    They're called Platelets?
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    Right.
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    Hello!
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    Thanks for your hard work!
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    Hello!
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    Good work.
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    SAFETY FIRST
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    Excuse me!
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    Roadwork is delayed,
    and we are deeply sorry.
    THE PLATELETS TEAM
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    ROAD CLOSED
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    PLATELETS
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    We're still doing some construction up ahead!
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    The road's closed?
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    But we're in a hurry!
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    Did something happen?
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    We're so sorry!
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    You see, you see...
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    There was some trouble,
    so construction's been delayed.
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    And so, you see,
    the delivery people made a fatal mistake!
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    We can't unload the cargo.
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    It's too high! Can't reach!
    Bring the ladder!
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    ABSENT
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    Heave-ho!
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    - Th-That's adorable...
    - Th-That's adorable...
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    Then, we'll unload it for you.
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    Sorry to trouble you when you're busy!
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    Not at all!
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    Did you see that Pneumococcus?
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    The one who looked like this?
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    I don't know.
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    Thank you!
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    BLOOD CLOTS
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    Still, it doesn't make sense.
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    Well,
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    the fact that my receptor's been acting up...
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    You're right, it is!
    Do you think maybe it's broken?
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    Well, it's pretty beat-up.
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    Oh well, whatever.
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    It's not like anything
    particularly strange is going on.
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    This is the Helper T Cell.
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    HELPER T CELLS
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    HELPER T
    COMMANDER NEWS
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    We've been informed
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    that a Pneumococcus is on the run
    within these very blood vessels!
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    We are mobilizing the Killer T Cells!
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    Since our most elite Lymphocyte force
    is on its way,
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    you have nothing to worry about!
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    We are ready to put our pride on the line
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    to exterminate the enemy! No matter what!
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    Commander Helper T Cell?
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    You have cookie crumbs
    all over your mouth.
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    You're right! Oh man...
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    Well, anyway, so there you have it!
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    Is that them?
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    LYMPHATIC VESSEL
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    KILLER T CELLS
    (CYTOTOXIC T CELLS)
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    In the name of the Killer T Cell Division,
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    finish the target within two seconds of sighting!
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    Any moron who lets him escape
    will be sent to the spleen!
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    Yes, sir!
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    They're pretty pompous, aren't they?
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    They're actually related to us,
    White Blood Cells.
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    LYMPHOCYTES
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    They're called Lymphocytes.
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    Oh, never mind.
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    Let's get moving.
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    You're right!
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    Hey!
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    What's that Red Blood Cell doing here?
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    She's the one
    who saw the Pneumococcus.
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    Well, you look pretty nonchalant.
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    For someone about to get killed.
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    No, I wouldn't say nonchalant.
    She probably just doesn't know.
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    Then here's your chance to learn something!
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    Pneumococci are alpha-hemolytic cells
    that crave nutrients.
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    In other words,
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    you Red Blood Cells, who transport
    nutrients, will become their target!
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    HEMOLYSIS
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    So better watch your back, all right?
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    They just want to scare you.
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    Don't pay any attention.
    We're out of time, so let's get going.
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    WELCOME TO THE LUNGS
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    So these are the lungs?
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    LUNGS
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    Yeah.
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    I don't see anyone making a commotion.
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    You think maybe we overtook him?
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    The Pneumococcus?
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    All right, time to say goodbye.
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    Good job.
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    Oh, right! Thank you
    for showing me the way!
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    Right. You be careful now.
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    DANGER!
    RUNNING STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
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    Please take care!
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    Sure.
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    Thank you very much!
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    Sure.
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    Thank you so much
    for your hard work!
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    Sure.
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    Watch where you're going.
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    All right, what do I do now?
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    Now that I can't use my receptor...
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    What's this?
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    DENDRITE
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    Smoke him out, no matter what!
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    Yes, sir!
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    Right.
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    We'll continue our pursuit
    of the fleeing bacterium.
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    Where the hell did he go?
    That damn Pneumococcus!
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    THIS IS THE LEFT LUNG
    ALVEOLUS 50th-120th FLOOR
    ELEVATOR RIGHT LUNG
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    Right Lung? Left Lung?
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    I'm getting on, too!
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    Let's see...
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    I'm supposed to pass through the capillaries
    to get to an alveolus.
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    CAPILLARY 049
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    Huh?
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    Wait!
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    Over here, too?
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    CAPILLARY 062
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    There, too?
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    CAPILLARY 052
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    Th-There are so many capillaries!
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    Hey, you there!
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    S-Senpai!
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    What are you doing here?
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    Are you getting your job done?
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    Please help me!
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    Let me see.
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    All right, in these situations, look here.
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    See those numbers?
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    Yes!
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    You'll find the same numbers
    on every door.
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    CAPILLARY 053
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    You're right! Sorry about that!
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    I see you're the same as ever.
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    Oh, well. You just need to learn step by step.
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    Right!
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    Good luck!
[14:47] ---
    See ya!
[14:48] ---
    Thank you very much!
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    95, 96...
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    Dear Red Blood Cells,
    The capillary is cramped,
    so please enter one at a time.
    Be courteous!
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    CAPILLARY 095
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    CAPILLARIES
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    Here it is!
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    "Be courteous and only one at a time," huh?
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    ALVEOLI
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    ENTRANCE
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    Is this an alveolus?
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    I wonder where that Pneumococcus went.
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    I just hope I don't run into him.
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    Hey!
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    Thanks! For transporting me all this way!
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    He's here!
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    EXIT
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    You moron! You're not getting away!
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    Seriously, how stupid is that?
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    To not even realize
    what it was you were delivering!
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    Now that I'm here in the alveolus,
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    it's the best place to lie in wait
    for Red Blood Cells transporting nutrients!
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    For starters,
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    I think I'll take the edge off my appetite!
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    S-Somebody...
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    You sure are delivering a ton of nutrients!
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    Yes! Since I just stopped
    by the small intestine.
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    Sorry! This one's occupied!
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    ALVEOLUS
    OCCUPIED
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    You idiot!
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    You think you just protected your friends?
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    Talk about an exercise in futility!
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    And right before
    you're about to be massacred no less!
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    Go ahead and call out for help, for all I care!
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    Not that anyone will be able
    to come to rescue
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    if you block the way like that!
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    He's going to kill me!
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    S-Somebody!
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    I can see you haven't done
    your homework.
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    We, White Blood Cells,
    are transmigrating cells.
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    MIGRATION
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    Meaning we can slip through
    blood vessel walls to reach our enemies!
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    White Blood Cell!
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    How did you know I was here?
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    The instant that Red Blood Cell left me,
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    my receptor stopped responding, you see!
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    I never would've thought
    you'd be hiding inside the package!
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    No way am I gonna let myself be killed
    after I've come this far!
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    White Blood Cell,
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    he says he's going to attack
    any Red Blood Cell carrying nutrients!
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    Gotcha!
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    Hey, you'll do! I'm gonna obliterate you!
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    It's a germ!
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    White Blood Cell!
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    Stay back!
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    A capsule, huh?
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    A capsule? Like before?
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    It's not like the one
    he used as a smokescreen!
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    It's a more powerful screen
    he can use to directly shield himself!
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    I have no chance against something
    that powerful in close combat!
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    White Blood Cell!
    You shouldn't let him know that!
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    ENCAPSULATED CELLS
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    I see. Thanks for clueing me in.
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    Change of plans!
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    Before I launch my all-out invasion,
    I'm gonna torture you guys to death!
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    Why did you tell him that, of all things?
[18:04] ---
    My bad!
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    It's all over!
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    White Blood Cell,
    forget about idiots like me and run!
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    Maybe I'll go for that.
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    BRONCHIAL TUBES
[18:14] ---
    Run that way!
[18:15] ---
    This way?
[18:16] ---
    Go!
[18:17] ---
    R-Right!
[18:18] ---
    RESPIRATORY TRACT
    MUCOSA
[18:29] ---
    Scurrying around like that...
[18:32] ---
    What's wrong, White Blood Cell?
[18:36] ---
    Red Blood Cell, step back a little further.
[18:39] ---
    O-Okay!
[18:42] ---
    Do you surrender?
[18:44] ---
    Are you outta moves?
[18:46] ---
    What a letdown.
[18:48] ---
    After you massacred all my buddies!
[18:52] ---
    I'm gonna see to it
[18:54] ---
    that you share the same fate!
[18:56] ---
    Die!
[19:12] ---
    We have succeeded
    in capturing the bacterium.
[19:16] ---
    We will now remove the bacterium.
[19:18] ---
    Hey! Hold up! What's going on here?
[19:20] ---
    DRINK CORNER
    ALL YOU CAN DRINK
[19:20] ---
    Don't ask me.
[19:21] ---
    Listen to me!
[19:24] ---
    It's no use.
[19:26] ---
    You can't destroy that capsule
    from the inside, no matter what.
[19:29] ---
    And this is inside the bronchial tubes.
[19:31] ---
    Do you know what that means?
[19:32] ---
    Wh-What the hell's up with that?
[19:34] ---
    Aren't you ashamed, using tactics like this?
[19:37] ---
    Not really.
[19:38] ---
    Liar! Don't look away from me!
[19:39] ---
    TEA
[19:41] ---
    - Listen to me!
    - Red Blood Cell?
[19:43] ---
    I know you can hear me!
[19:46] ---
    Damn you! Stop messing with me!
[19:48] ---
    Can I get you
    something to drink, too?
[19:49] ---
    Hey! Don't ignore me!
[19:50] ---
    Okay, I'll have
    what you're having.
[19:51] ---
    Here. Tea.
[19:53] ---
    - Well, thank you very much.
    - Hey, you! Say something!
[19:58] ---
    What's going on?
[20:01] ---
    Come watch with me over here.
[20:03] ---
    THANKS FOR YOUR HARD WORK...
[20:03] ---
    PUT YOUR AD HERE
[20:04] ---
    LEAVE IT
    TO YOUR HELPER T CELLS!
    CALL THE WBC
    IN TIMES OF TROUBLE
    ELIMINATING PARASITES
    EOSINOPHILS
[20:09] ---
    No more games!
[20:11] ---
    Wh-Where are you taking me?
[20:15] ---
    Who knows?
[20:16] ---
    Where do you think?
[20:19] ---
    No way!
[20:21] ---
    This is the bronchial tubes.
[20:23] ---
    No way!
[20:26] ---
    SNEEZE ONE
[20:26] ---
    SNEEZE
[20:28] ---
    S-Stop it!
[20:29] ---
    Starting the countdown.
[20:33] ---
    Three, two...
[20:36] ---
    One!
[20:37] ---
    Stooop!
[20:50] ---
    Bye-bye, germ.
[20:52] ---
    Achoo!
[20:54] ---
    SNEEZE ONE LAUNCH SUCCESSFUL!!
[21:01] ---
    Now, then...
[21:04] ---
    You're leaving already?
[21:05] ---
    Yeah. Since I have to get back to work.
[21:08] ---
    Um, W-White Blood Cell!
[21:14] ---
    W-Will I...
[21:16] ---
    see you again?
[21:23] ---
    No.
[21:24] ---
    NEW MEMBERS TRAINING
[21:25] ---
    I mean, there are
    so many of us White Blood Cells.
[21:25] ---
    NUMBER OF WHITE BLOOD CELLS
[21:28] ---
    N-Now that you mention it,
[21:30] ---
    there are even more of us Red Blood Cells!
[21:31] ---
    NUMBER OF RED BLOOD CELLS
[21:33] ---
    Yeah.
[21:34] ---
    Well, since we both work in the same world,
[21:38] ---
    we'll run into each other someday.
[21:40] ---
    See you.
[21:42] ---
    Right!
[21:43] ---
    Incident! It's Bacteria! They're close!
[21:45] ---
    Kill them! Annihilate them!
[21:47] ---
    All right, then, please take it easy!
[21:51] ---
    Die! You germ!
[23:24] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[23:28] ---
    So cute!
[23:30] ---
    Isn't it peaceful, White Blood Cell?
[23:32] ---
    I sure hope it is.
[23:32] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[23:34] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!",
    "Scrape Wound."
[23:35] ---
    EPISODE 2:
    SCRAPE WOUND
[23:37] ---
    All right! Time to work! Time to work!

2 - Scrape Wound
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    Inside the human body,
[00:10] ---
    roughly 37.2 trillion cells
    work energetically,
[00:12] ---
    DENDRITE
[00:14] ---
    All day every day.
[00:16] ---
    ANTIBODY ENCYCLOPEDIA
[00:16] ---
    24 hours and 365 days.
[00:19] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[00:19] ---
    They are all working very hard.
[00:21] ---
    UNDER CONSTRUCTION
[00:21] ---
    PLATELETS
[00:25] ---
    This is the inside of a human body.
[00:28] ---
    CAPILLARY 34
[00:28] ---
    Um...
SIGN    RED BLOOD CELLS:
    They carry oxygen
    and carbon dioxide
    using blood circulation.
[00:36] ---
    Huh?
[00:38] ---
    Which way was it again?
[00:39] ---
    CELL
[00:41] ---
    What are you doing?
[00:44] ---
    Senpai!
[00:46] ---
    Why are you here?
[00:47] ---
    Seriously! You're as directionally-challenged
    as ever, aren't you?
[00:51] ---
    Lost your way again?
[00:52] ---
    Sorry.
[00:54] ---
    Let me see.
[00:55] ---
    Hey, I'm heading that way, too.
[00:58] ---
    So wanna tag along with me partway?
[01:00] ---
    Yes! I'm counting on you!
[01:05] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[01:09] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave...
[01:13] ---
    So cute!
[01:15] ---
    They sure are!
[01:16] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[01:22] ---
    Everybody, stop!
SIGN    PLATELETS:
    A type of blood component.
    They aggregate when the blood vessels
    are damaged, and cover the wounds.
[01:25] ---
    Platelets. A type of blood component.
[01:29] ---
    They aggregate
    when the blood vessels are damaged,
[01:31] ---
    and cover the wounds.
[01:34] ---
    There's a stairway!
[01:37] ---
    You're right!
[01:42] ---
    Everybody, be careful!
[01:45] ---
    Okay!
[02:00] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[02:14] ---
    We made it down!
[02:15] ---
    Yay!
[02:19] ---
    Big Brother Red Blood Cell!
[02:21] ---
    - Let me ride on your shoulders!
    - Put your hat on straight.
[02:23] ---
    - Thanks!
    - You know what? You see...
[02:25] ---
    - You made it down, huh?
    - Good job!
[02:26] ---
    These days,
[02:27] ---
    things are peaceful
    inside this blood vessel!
[04:00] ---
    EPISODE 2:
    SCRAPE WOUND
[04:03] ---
    Scrape wound.
[04:09] ---
    Heave-ho!
[04:11] ---
    I dropped it!
[04:13] ---
    Can someone pick it up?
[04:17] ---
    This?
[04:18] ---
    Big Sister Red Blood Cell!
[04:22] ---
    Here you go!
[04:24] ---
    Thank you!
[04:25] ---
    You're welcome!
[04:29] ---
    Everybody! Let's wash the fibrin here!
[04:32] ---
    Okay!
[04:34] ---
    Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho!
[04:39] ---
    Scrub, scrub! Scrub, scrub!
[04:43] ---
    All right! Let's head off to work!
[04:45] ---
    Right, Senpai!
[04:47] ---
    No, no.
[04:48] ---
    This way.
[04:49] ---
    I-I'm so sorry.
[04:51] ---
    Make sure you get
    all these routes down pat
[04:53] ---
    so you can stand on your own two feet.
[04:55] ---
    Got that?
[04:56] ---
    Right!
[04:59] ---
    SKIN
    400 μm
[05:12] ---
    It's so peaceful, isn't it, Senpai?
[05:15] ---
    I guess so.
[05:17] ---
    But you know what, from this point on,
    you need to stay alert.
[05:21] ---
    Why is that?
[05:22] ---
    Since this part of the blood vessel
    is really close to the skin,
[05:25] ---
    even the slightest trauma will have a huge—
[05:33] ---
    Wh-What was that just now?
[05:35] ---
    The skin's susceptible
    to external stimulation.
[05:38] ---
    Good thing there wasn't
    much damage this time!
[05:41] ---
    Damage?
[05:42] ---
    For example...
[05:48] ---
    What was that?
[05:49] ---
    H-Hey! Look at that!
[05:55] ---
    There's light over there!
[06:16] ---
    What is that?
[06:26] ---
    It's sucking me in!
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELLS:
    Their main task is to eliminate
    foreign substances from outside,
    such as bacteria and viruses.
    White blood cells can bind
    to vascular endothelial cells
    thanks to L-selectin, an adhesive molecule.
[06:36] ---
    Hey. So we meet again.
[06:38] ---
    Wh-White Blood Cell!
[06:47] ---
    What's going on? What's all this?
[06:50] ---
    Isn't it obvious?
[06:59] ---
    Due to external trauma,
[07:00] ---
    the blood vessel's outer wall
    has been destroyed,
[07:03] ---
    causing blood cells to get swept away.
[07:06] ---
    Run!
[07:08] ---
    In other words,
[07:10] ---
    it's an abrasion!
[07:11] ---
    Abrasion?
SIGN    ABRASION (GRAZE):
    A wound formed when the skin is scraped.
    Refers to wounds that are no deeper
    than the epidermis.
[07:13] ---
    Abrasion.
[07:14] ---
    A wound formed when the skin is scraped.
[07:17] ---
    Refers to wounds that are no deeper
    than the epidermis.
[07:21] ---
    If we fall from this wound, it'll be the end.
[07:24] ---
    There'll be no getting back to this world.
[07:27] ---
    If we fall, will it be the end?
[07:30] ---
    But that means we're in big trouble!
    We've got to do something quick!
[07:34] ---
    Quiet!
[07:36] ---
    This wound will be taken care of eventually.
[07:38] ---
    It's just that there's a hassle
    we have to deal with first.
[07:41] ---
    What I mean is...
[07:43] ---
    They're here!
[07:45] ---
    Get down!
[07:53] ---
    Damn germs!
[07:57] ---
    So this is the inside of a human body, huh?
[08:01] ---
    Just like the rumors,
    it's an ideal place for us to spawn!
[08:04] ---
    Not bad, wouldn't you say?
SIGN    STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS:
    An antigen residing in the skin and pores.
    It's highly toxic, and if it invades the body
    through an abrasion, it can cause
    skin infections, food poisoning,
    pneumonia, meningitis, sepsis and the like.
[08:06] ---
    Staphylococcus aureus.
[08:07] ---
    An antigen residing in the skin and pores.
[08:10] ---
    It's highly toxic, and if it invades
    the body through an abrasion,
[08:15] ---
    it can cause skin infections, food poisoning,
    pneumonia, meningitis, sepsis and the like.
[08:25] ---
    They didn't waste any time, did they?
[08:28] ---
    Now wipe them out!
[08:29] ---
    Roger!
[08:34] ---
    You guys, make a run for it!
[08:35] ---
    R-Right!
[08:46] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[08:47] ---
    You need to move over here to fight!
    Or else you're going to get sucked in, too!
[08:51] ---
    Don't worry about me!
[08:52] ---
    Just get out of here!
[08:56] ---
    Damn him! How dare he...
[08:58] ---
    Let's drag this bastard out!
[09:00] ---
    Hurry!
[09:01] ---
    Come on, let's go!
[09:07] ---
    BLOOD VESSEL UNDER CONSTRICTION
    ROAD BLOCKED
[09:07] ---
    What the... The blood vessel's constricting?
[09:10] ---
    Seems like something happened over there!
[09:12] [SONG] ---
    VASOCONSTRICTION:
    When a blood vessel
     is injured, it attempts
     to slow down the
     bleeding by constricting.
[09:13] ---
    Vasoconstriction.
[09:14] ---
    When a blood vessel is injured,
[09:16] ---
    BRACHIAL ARTERY
[09:16] ---
    ASCENDING AORTA
[09:16] ---
    ULNAR ARTERY
[09:16] ---
    CAPILLARY
[09:17] ---
    it attempts to slow down
    the bleeding by constricting.
[09:24] ---
    This is terrible!
[09:25] ---
    A gigantic scrape
    was just created down there,
[09:28] ---
    and now the wound's teeming with bacteria!
[09:30] ---
    What?
[09:31] ---
    Run!
[09:31] ---
    
[09:32] ---
    Did she say bacteria?
[09:33] ---
    Hurry up!
[09:38] ---
    Are you okay?
[09:39] ---
    S-Sorry!
[09:41] ---
    Hurry!
[09:42] ---
    Right!
[09:43] ---
    You guys need to get out of here now, too!
[09:50] ---
    We just hijacked this world!
SIGN    STREPTOCOCCUS PYOGENES:
    Resides in the throat, digestive organs,
    skin and the like. Though it's quite
    a common persistent bacteria,
    it can often lead to a variety of ailments.
[09:54] ---
    Streptococcus pyogenes.
[09:55] ---
    Resides in the throat,
    digestive organs, skin and the like.
[09:59] ---
    Though it's quite a common
    persistent bacteria,
[10:01] ---
    it can often lead to a variety of ailments.
[10:05] ---
    All you Red Blood Cells
    delivering nutrients, line up over there!
SIGN    PSEUDOMONAS:
    One of the most common types
    of persistent bacteria
    existing in natural environments.
    Can cause pseudomonas infections.
[10:09] ---
    Pseudomonas.
[10:10] ---
    One of the most common types of persistent
    bacteria existing in natural environments.
[10:15] ---
    Can cause pseudomonas infections.
[10:18] ---
    If you're not delivering, I'll kill you!
[10:21] ---
    Run!
[10:23] ---
    Oh no! There's a valve!
[10:24] ---
    Open up! Somebody!
SIGN    VENOUS VALVE:
    Prevents blood from backing up.
    Keeps the blood flowing one-way
    through the vessels.
[10:27] ---
    The venous valve.
[10:29] ---
    Prevents blood from backing up.
[10:31] ---
    Keeps the blood flowing one-way
    through the vessels.
[10:36] ---
    H-H-H-H-Help us!
[10:40] ---
    Die!
[10:46] ---
    We're all gonna die!
[10:51] ---
    Didn't I tell you?
[10:52] ---
    Anyone who's not delivering nutrients...
[10:55] ---
    will die!
[11:04] ---
    I-It's the White Blood Cells!
[11:07] ---
    Where the hell are the germs?
[11:09] ---
    They're so dead!
[11:10] ---
    Hey, where's the thing called "abrasion"?
[11:13] ---
    I-It's that way!
[11:14] ---
    Is that right? Thanks!
[11:16] ---
    See ya!
[11:21] ---
    So the White Blood Cells came!
[11:23] ---
    Does this mean we're safe now?
[11:25] ---
    Nah, I wouldn't say
    we're out of the woods just yet!
[11:27] ---
    Remember how many of them
    came swarming in?
[11:29] ---
    Oh well, guess they've got
    their work cut out for them.
[11:31] ---
    But really, those White Blood Cells
    are all a bunch of freaks, don't you think?
[11:35] ---
    Go! Go!
[11:37] ---
    Kill 'em! Kill 'em!
[11:40] ---
    Take that!
[11:50] ---
    Immobilize them!
[11:51] ---
    Roger that!
[11:55] ---
    All right, now this White Blood Cell's toast!
[11:58] ---
    You guys go after the other White Blood Cells!
[12:01] ---
    - Roger!
    - Roger!
[12:04] ---
    Now that you're surrounded
    by blade-like thorns, you can't move!
[12:08] ---
    Die!
[12:11] ---
    No way!
[12:18] ---
    That's odd.
[12:19] ---
    They could've escaped
    by heading even deeper into this body
[12:22] ---
    instead of fighting me here.
[12:25] ---
    No. 1146, do you read me?
[12:28] ---
    Yeah. What's up?
[12:30] ---
    No. 2048 is in a dire situation near you!
[12:33] ---
    Head over there right away!
[12:35] ---
    We'll join you
    once we take care of these germs!
[12:38] ---
    Something's off!
[12:45] ---
    The germs will be making
    a desperate charge this way!
[12:47] ---
    You watch your back, too!
[12:49] ---
    Roger that!
[12:52] ---
    Dammit! Ouch, ouch!
[12:56] ---
    What the hell are they planning to do?
[13:01] ---
    Cells at Work!
[13:08] ---
    Cells at Work!
[13:19] ---
    Stay away!
[13:22] ---
    There's no end to them!
[13:29] ---
    Get out of here now!
[13:31] ---
    My bad! You saved me!
[13:35] ---
    No, it's all good. More importantly...
[13:38] ---
    Well, well, not bad!
[13:40] ---
    But I wonder
    how long you can hold out.
[13:42] ---
    There are tons more of us on their way in!
[13:50] ---
    Your backup is here!
[13:52] ---
    I owe you—
[13:54] ---
    Dammit, the draft...
[13:57] ---
    No. 4989!
[13:59] ---
    N-No way! No. 4989!
[14:02] ---
    Keep your L-selectin on!
SIGN    L-SELECTIN:
    A type of glycoprotein involved
    in binding white blood cells
    and vascular endothelial cells.
[14:08] ---
    Oh crap! Behind us!
[14:09] ---
    Your friends are rather flaky,
    aren't they now?
[14:17] ---
    How I pity you.
[14:19] ---
    Aren't you getting a little tired?
[14:24] ---
    Quite pathetic, you Neutrophils.
[14:27] ---
    All the battling you do to protect
    other cells day after day...
[14:31] ---
    But when you find yourselves in trouble,
[14:34] ---
    not one of them comes to your rescue.
[14:38] ---
    Did you just call us Neutrophils,
    not White Blood Cells?
[14:42] ---
    I see you've at least
    done some homework.
[14:44] ---
    Oh my, of course I have.
[14:46] ---
    After all, I heard the rumors
    about a certain Pneumococcus perishing
[14:50] ---
    because he didn't case the joint
    before he invaded!
[14:52] ---
    Wasn't that your kid brother?
[14:55] ---
    Oh, I've done all the research I need.
[14:57] ---
    All about you
    members of the immune system.
[15:00] ---
    Right down to the fact that you scrubs,
    known as the Neutrophils,
[15:04] ---
    are the first responders
    to a bacterial invasion through an abrasion.
[15:07] ---
    As well as the fact that the big guns,
    the Macrophages and Monocytes,
[15:10] ---
    are always late to the party.
[15:12] ---
    Not to mention that the brigade known
    as Lymphocytes
[15:14] ---
    never show up until even later.
[15:18] ---
    Do you understand?
[15:20] ---
    In other words,
[15:21] ---
    as long as I take you
    Neutrophils out here,
[15:24] ---
    I will
[15:26] ---
    have the upper hand!
[15:45] ---
    Here's the deathblow!
[15:49] ---
    Wha... You blocked it?
    How do you even have the energy?
[15:55] ---
    Oh, I get it now. What a lame strategy.
[15:58] ---
    Wh-What did you say?
[16:01] ---
    Looks like you forgot the blood cell
    you need to be careful of!
[16:05] ---
    Not a Macrophage or a Monocyte
    or a Killer T Cell or a B Cell.
[16:10] ---
    Those powerful helpers of ours...
[16:13] ---
    Professionals who can
    turn the tide just like that...
[16:16] ---
    They're that powerful!
[16:20] ---
    Wh-Who are you talking about?
[16:22] ---
    Thank you for your hard work!
[16:30] ---
    Remember to stay together
    so no one loses their way!
[16:33] ---
    Right!
[16:34] ---
    No fighting with other kids!
[16:36] ---
    Right!
[16:37] ---
    Remember to use your GP1b
    so you won't get blasted away!
SIGN    GP1b:
    When there's damage
     to the blood vessel, 
    platelets bind through
     the von Willebrand Factor,
    and adhere to the
     vascular endothelial cell.
[16:41] ---
    Right!
[16:43] ---
    Um...
SIGN    COAGULATION FACTOR:
    A substance necessary
    to coagulate the blood.
[16:45] ---
    Did you all bring
    your coagulation factors?
[16:47] ---
    Yes, we did!
[16:49] ---
    All right!
[16:51] ---
    Then,
[16:52] ---
    let's go!
[16:54] ---
    Right!
[16:55] ---
    Who are these little squirts?
[16:59] ---
    Back up those Platelets!
[17:03] ---
    Thank you very much!
[17:09] ---
    What do you think you're doing?
[17:13] ---
    Make sure you don't fall!
[17:15] ---
    No problem!
[17:18] ---
    We brought you the fibrin!
SIGN    FIBRIN:
    A protein involved in clotting the blood.
[17:20] ---
    Right! Now then, please take out
    your coagulation factors!
[17:24] ---
    Right!
[17:25] ---
    Attach the fibrin
    to the coagulation factors like this.
[17:29] ---
    Right!
[17:31] ---
    Finished!
[17:32] ---
    This part, too!
[17:34] ---
    All right, then. Here we go!
[17:40] ---
    Heave-ho!
[17:42] ---
    Miss Staphylococcus, look...
[17:47] ---
    Clot completed!
[17:50] ---
    Ugh!
[17:53] ---
    Blood clotting.
SIGN    BLOOD CLOTTING:
    Platelets, activated by a binding protein
    called the "von Willebrand Factor,"
    aggregate to close a wound.
    Afterwards, proteins in the blood
    called "coagulation factors" are activated,
    ultimately forming a fibrin mesh
    over the entire platelet plug, and clotting.
[17:54] ---
    Platelets, activated by a binding protein
[17:56] ---
    called the "von Willebrand Factor,"
    aggregate to close a wound.
[18:05] ---
    Afterwards, proteins in the blood
    called "coagulation factors" are activated,
[18:10] ---
    ultimately forming a fibrin mesh
    over the entire platelet plug, and clotting.
[18:18] ---
    Now we can finally get rid of them!
[18:20] ---
    Yeah.
[18:22] ---
    The wound's been plugged?
[18:24] ---
    But now we can't summon any more friends!
[18:26] ---
    All right, now that there's no risk
    of falling, we've got this!
[18:31] ---
    I'll kill you, germ!
[18:40] ---
    Turns out you were the one
    with the flaky friends.
[18:44] ---
    And you're the only one left now.
[18:48] ---
    Th-Then,
[18:49] ---
    I alone will have to...
[18:56] ---
    Too late for that now!
[19:05] ---
    Thank you for your hard work!
[19:11] ---
    Hey, No. 4989, you survived!
[19:14] ---
    Yeah. That was scary.
[19:17] ---
    Hey, White Blood Cell!
[19:20] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[19:23] ---
    Big Sister, over there!
[19:25] ---
    There you are! White Blood Cell!
[19:31] ---
    Red Blood Cell.
[19:33] ---
    Thank goodness!
[19:34] ---
    I see you made it!
[19:36] ---
    Yeah, this is nothing but a scratch.
[19:39] ---
    Fitting for an abrasion.
[19:42] ---
    N-Never mind that!
    What about the others?
[19:46] ---
    Are they all okay?
[19:47] ---
    Oh yes! They said
    they'd all be coming over later,
[19:51] ---
    but I asked to come see you first.
[19:55] ---
    Is that right?
[19:59] ---
    U-Um...
[20:02] ---
    Thank you very much!
[20:05] ---
    Seriously!
[20:07] ---
    No, there's no need to thank me.
[20:10] ---
    We just did our jobs. That's all.
[20:13] ---
    Oh no! No, no!
[20:15] ---
    I came because I just had to thank you!
[20:19] ---
    All you White Blood Cells
    fought those antigens for us,
[20:23] ---
    and the Platelets closed up the wound.
[20:27] ---
    You protected the peace
    in this blood vessel,
[20:31] ---
    but we Red Blood Cells were useless.
    All we did was run away!
[20:35] ---
    So I wanted to at least thank you properly.
[20:39] ---
    Not that there's anything
    I can do but say thank you.
[20:46] ---
    No, that's not really true.
[20:49] ---
    Red Blood Cell,
    you've been really helpful today.
[20:54] ---
    In the present continuous tense, that is.
[20:59] ---
    U-Um, actually, White Blood Cell,
[21:01] ---
    for some reason, you haven't moved
    a muscle since I got here.
[21:07] ---
    Oh, wait! Am I stuck?
[21:10] ---
    I can't move!
[21:11] ---
    Right.
[21:15] ---
    My senpais are being led away
    by the little Platelets!
[21:21] ---
    See, whenever a hole opens up
    in a blood vessel,
[21:23] ---
    what happens is that
    until the outer wall cells are restored,
[21:25] ---
    - Tea please!
    - It's hot!
[21:26] ---
    the bodies of blood cells like us
    are used to plug that hole.
[21:28] ---
    My back hurts!
[21:32] ---
    This is called "secondary hemostasis."
[21:34] ---
    Well, never mind that for now!
[21:37] ---
    White Blood Cell, how long
    do we have to stay like this?
[21:40] ---
    Another three days, I guess.
[21:43] ---
    Hot!
[21:45] ---
    Water please!
[21:46] ---
    Or tea!
[21:49] ---
    When this clot dries, it will become a scab!
[23:24] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    Macrophage, what is that?
[23:28] ---
    It's a hatchet!
[23:30] ---
    A hatchet?
[23:32] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!",
    "Influenza"!
[23:35] ---
    EPISODE 3:
    INFLUENZA
[23:35] ---
    All right.
[23:37] ---
    Let's get to work!

3 - Influenza
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    Inside the human body,
[00:11] ---
    roughly 37.2 trillion cells
    work energetically,
[00:11] ---
    DENDRITE
[00:15] ---
    All day every day.
[00:16] ---
    ANTIBODY ENCYCLOPEDIA
[00:17] ---
    24 hours and 365 days.
[00:18] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[00:20] ---
    They are all working very hard.
[00:21] ---
    UNDER CONSTRUCTION
[00:21] ---
    PLATELETS
[00:31] ---
    This is the inside of a human body.
[00:55] ---
    What is this place?
[01:04] ---
    Nobody's around. What's going on?
[01:11] ---
    I'm so scared!
[01:35] ---
    Th-There it is!
[01:37] ---
    CELL
[01:38] ---
    What is this thing?
[01:42] ---
    Behind me, too!
[01:54] ---
    Somebody help me!
[02:02] ---
    Target sighted!
[02:12] ---
    Hey, are you okay?
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELLS (NEUTROPHILS):
    Their main task is to eliminate
    foreign substances from outside,
    such as bacteria and viruses.
    Neutrophils comprise over half
    of the White Blood Cells in the blood.
[02:18] ---
    Thank you very much!
[02:20] ---
    Uh, hey. You're welcome.
[02:23] ---
    By the way, what were you doing
    in a place like this?
[02:28] ---
    Where are you from?
[02:30] ---
    M-My name is Naive T Cell.
[02:33] ---
    I'm an underling with the T Cell battalion,
[02:36] ---
    a-and I'm on patrol.
[02:38] ---
    But there are tons of zombies here.
[02:41] ---
    What kind of place is this exactly?
SIGN    NAIVE T CELL:
    An immature T Cell
    which has never
    encountered an antigen.
[02:44] ---
    Naive T Cell.
[02:46] ---
    An immature T Cell
    which has never encountered an antigen.
[02:51] ---
    I mean, how'd you come through the wall?
[02:54] ---
    It's called "migration."
SIGN    MIGRATION
    To move freely through the system.
[02:57] ---
    These guys are just former common cells.
[03:01] ---
    The thing is,
[03:02] ---
    it seems like they got infected.
[04:42] ---
    EPISODE 3:
    INFLUENZA
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    Influenza.
[04:48] ---
    They've been infected by a virus.
[04:51] ---
    A virus?
[04:52] ---
    Right.
[04:53] ---
    An influenza virus.
SIGN    INFLUENZA VIRUS:
    A virus that can trigger influenza,
    an infectious disease.
    Falls into three main categories,
    A, B and C. Causes symptoms
    such as fevers over 100 degrees,
    headaches, joint pain and muscle cramping.
[04:56] ---
    The influenza virus.
[04:58] ---
    A virus that can trigger influenza,
    an infectious disease.
[05:02] ---
    Falls into three main categories, A, B and C.
[05:05] ---
    Causes symptoms
    such as fevers over 100 degrees,
[05:08] ---
    headaches, joint pain and muscle cramping.
SIGN    When an influenza strain
    that never infected humans
    mutates to the point
    that it does infect them,
    it is called a "new influenza strain."
[05:13] ---
    See, they bind to the bodies of cells
    and then multiply.
[05:17] ---
    Our only hope is to kill them
    before their numbers swell any further!
[05:20] ---
    You're my backup!
[05:23] ---
    Huh?
[05:24] ---
    Hey!
[05:26] ---
    No way can I do that!
    I can't take on a virus!
[05:29] ---
    H-Hey! Listen, you!
[05:31] ---
    You're a T Cell soldier, aren't you?
[05:33] ---
    I'll stay put right here so that I can
    at least avoid getting in your way!
[05:38] ---
    Give a guy a hand, will you?
[05:40] ---
    Look, they're starting to gather
    because we're here!
[05:42] ---
    Can't do it! Too scary!
[05:47] ---
    My, my...
SIGN    MACROPHAGE
    A type of White Blood Cell.
    Captures and kills foreign
     substances such as bacteria,
     and finds antigens
    and immunity information.
    Also acts as a cleaner,
    tidying up dead cells and bacteria.
[05:51] ---
    Is everything all right here?
[05:53] ---
    I can see that the virus people
    have multiplied significantly.
[05:58] ---
    A hatchet?
[05:59] ---
    Now then, time to get to work!
[06:06] ---
    W-Watch out!
SIGN    MACROPHAGE'S DEADLY FORCE:
    Significantly potent.
[06:23] ---
    Rest assured.
[06:26] ---
    Right.
[06:28] ---
    Let's see, this is...
[06:31] ---
    A Type B virus.
[06:34] ---
    This is Macrophage.
[06:36] ---
    It appears that a Type B influenza virus
    has invaded this body.
[06:40] ---
    Right!
[06:41] ---
    Understood! Please give it your all!
[06:44] ---
    Right! Goodbye!
[06:46] ---
    Helper T Commander,
[06:48] ---
    that was Macrophage
    presenting antigen information.
[06:51] ---
    Very well.
[06:59] ---
    We've just received word
    that a Type B virus has invaded this body.
[07:01] ---
    Yes, yes. Yes, that's correct.
[07:03] ---
    The Killer T Cells will start
    aggregating immediately!
[07:07] ---
    I've notified each organ
    through Dendritic Cell,
[07:11] ---
    so the Killer T Cells
    will soon be here to assist you.
[07:14] ---
    Hey, that's great news.
[07:16] ---
    The Killer T Cells?
[07:18] ---
    U-Um, White Blood Cell, Macrophage,
[07:22] ---
    I'm sorry!
[07:24] ---
    Could you please tell them
[07:25] ---
    I brought down
    just one of these zombies?
[07:29] ---
    Why do you want us to do that?
[07:31] ---
    B-Because if you don't, I...
[07:34] ---
    The senpais will...
[07:39] ---
    Okay, dammit, is this the place?
    Where are those viruses at?
SIGN    KILLER T CELLS
     (CYTOTOXIC T CELLS):
    Mobilize under orders
     from the Helper T Cells.
    They kill virus-infected cells,
     cancer cells and the like.
[07:43] ---
    The Killer T Cells are here to wipe 'em all out!
[07:47] ---
    Macrophage, thank you for your hard work!
[07:49] ---
    Thank you for your hard work!
[07:51] ---
    And thank you, as well!
[07:54] ---
    Hey, so you're here, too.
[07:56] ---
    Yeah.
[08:01] ---
    Hey, Naive!
[08:03] ---
    You let someone else
    do your work for you again, huh?
[08:06] ---
    When are you gonna learn
    to pull your own weight?
[08:09] ---
    And you call yourself a T Cell like us?
[08:12] ---
    S-S-S-S-S-Sorry! I'm so sorry!
[08:15] ---
    I see. So the senpais
    like to bust his chops, huh?
[08:18] ---
    Yoo-hoo! We're here as backup.
[08:21] ---
    Hey, there's still
    a whole horde of them over there!
[08:24] ---
    Let's see you slaughter at least one of them
    this time, ya hear me, you little punk?
[08:27] ---
    Got that?
[08:29] ---
    C'mon, dammit!
[08:31] ---
    Could you give me a yank?
[08:32] ---
    Sure.
[08:36] ---
    Obliterate every last one of them!
[08:40] ---
    MEMORIES
    Memories of viruses
[08:41] ---
    Listen up!
    Don't let your guard down, any of you!
SIGN    MEMORY T CELL:
    Part of the Killer T Cells.
    Equipped to attack again
    when an enemy reappears
    for the second time.
[08:44] ---
    According to my memory
    of encountering those guys,
[08:48] ---
    compared to bacteria, the influenza virus's
    proliferation speed is on a different level!
[08:53] ---
    Right, Memory T Cell!
[08:55] ---
    Memory...
[08:57] ---
    Kill 'em all!
[08:58] ---
    Don't allow any more common cell casualties!
[09:01] ---
    Eradicate those viruses once and for all!
[09:10] ---
    Hey! You join in, too!
[09:11] ---
    Right!
[09:13] ---
    Give it your best shot!
[09:15] ---
    Th-That's right.
[09:17] ---
    I've got to give it my all, too!
[09:21] ---
    After all,
[09:22] ---
    I'm a T Cell, too just like the senpais!
[09:26] ---
    Naive!
[09:32] ---
    Are you okay, Nai—
[09:33] ---
    Hey, you!
[09:34] ---
    What are you doing, spacing out like that?
[09:43] ---
    He made a run for it.
[09:44] ---
    Hey, Naive!
[09:45] ---
    Oh my...
[09:48] ---
    Just forget about him!
[09:50] ---
    For now, let's deal with the virus!
[09:51] ---
    Right!
[09:56] ---
    Did something happen?
[09:57] ---
    Run!
[09:58] ---
    U-Um, excuse me!
[09:59] ---
    Is something going on?
[10:01] ---
    There's been a report
    about a viral infection up there!
[10:05] ---
    Thank you very much!
[10:06] ---
    Senpai, what should we do?
[10:09] ---
    That's a good question.
[10:22] ---
    I'm...
[10:24] ---
    What's the matter?
[10:26] ---
    Hey, you're a T Cell, right?
[10:29] ---
    Did something happen?
SIGN    DENDRITIC CELLS
    Their role is to present bacteria
    that have invaded the body,
    and fragments of viral infection cells
    as antigens, and to notify
    other immune system cells.
    As their name implies, they feature protrusions.
[10:30] ---
    Dendritic Cell.
[10:32] ---
    Their role is to present bacteria
    and virus-infected cells
[10:34] ---
    that have invaded the body
    as antigen fragments,
[10:39] ---
    and then notify other immune system cells.
[10:43] ---
    Wait, are you struggling in battle?
[10:46] ---
    All right. I'm going to make a call right now.
[10:55] ---
    Th-That's not it!
[10:57] ---
    I ran away from the battle!
[10:59] ---
    No way can I fight
    those scum that terrifying!
[11:02] ---
    I'm... I'm...
[11:06] ---
    I'm just not powerful like White Blood Cell,
    Macrophage or my senpais!
[11:13] ---
    It's better not to have
    a weakling like me around!
[11:26] ---
    That's not true, Naive T Cell.
[11:31] ---
    Chin up, all right?
[11:33] ---
    You're not the only one.
[11:36] ---
    Nobody starts out powerful, you know.
[11:45] ---
    I've got the chills!
[11:47] ---
    Here, take a look at this.
[11:49] ---
    T CELLS
    MEMORIES 18905 - 20105
    SEALED
[11:54] ---
    B-But these are
[11:55] ---
    pictures of the senpais from long ago?
SIGN    T CELL CATEGORIZATION:
    Upon recognizing an antigen,
    Naive T Cells activate
    and turn into Effector T Cells.
[12:07] ---
    Keep up the good work...
    Failure leads to...
    Get well soon!
[12:11] ---
    That's right.
[12:12] ---
    Long ago, your senpais were just like you.
[12:17] ---
    They were all Naive T Cells, too.
[12:22] ---
    They're crying. Just like me!
[12:27] ---
    There are tons more where that came from.
[12:29] ---
    Here!
[12:30] ---
    I'm getting goosebumps for some reason!
[12:33] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?
    Did you get infected by the virus?
[12:35] ---
    Like that would ever happen.
[12:37] ---
    It feels like the dark past
    that we sealed away has been released!
[12:40] ---
    Those kinds of chills!
[12:43] ---
    The reason your senpais give you
    such a hard time
[12:46] ---
    might be because they see
    their past selves in you, don't you think?
[12:52] ---
    Hey, Naive!
[12:54] ---
    When are you gonna learn
    to pull your own weight?
[12:57] ---
    Let's see you slaughter at least one of them
    this time, ya hear me, you little punk? Got that?
[13:01] ---
    C'mon, dammit! This way!
[13:02] ---
    Hey! You join in, too!
[13:07] ---
    I had no idea.
[13:09] ---
    Don't worry.
[13:11] ---
    There's no reason to be afraid, Naive.
[13:14] ---
    We're all here for you.
[13:17] ---
    All here for me!
[13:20] ---
    White Blood Cell goes on patrol
    to spot the enemy.
[13:23] ---
    Macrophage relays information
    on the enemy.
[13:27] ---
    Because of that, Helper T Commander
    is able to issue commands,
[13:32] ---
    and the Killer T Cells
    can then bring the enemy down.
[13:36] ---
    See? You have all these friends working
    with you, taking pride in their work!
[13:43] ---
    So you know what it is
    you have to do, don't you?
[13:52] ---
    I...
[13:55] ---
    My job is...
[14:04] ---
    Well, encouraging the T Cells
    and activating them in this way...
SIGN    DENDRITIC CELL'S ABILITY:
    Can activate Naive T Cells.
[14:07] ---
    I guess you could say that's my job.
[14:22] ---
    Cells at Work!
[14:27] ---
    Cells...
[14:28] ---
    ...at Work!
[15:02] ---
    They've proliferated again, dammit!
SIGN    INFLUENZA VIRUS PROLIFERATION:
    The influenza virus is said to proliferate
    to 100 after 8 hours inside the body,
    and to one million after one day.
[15:04] ---
    Influenza virus proliferation.
[15:07] ---
    The influenza virus is said to proliferate
    to 100 after 8 hours inside the body,
[15:12] ---
    and to one million after one day.
[15:20] ---
    Kind of hot, isn't it?
[15:21] ---
    INTERNAL BODY TEMPERATURE
    NOW RISING
[15:28] ---
    They're infected!
[15:29] ---
    Don't come this way!
[15:31] ---
    Let's get out of here!
[15:45] ---
    Dammit, can't make a dent in them!
[15:52] ---
    There's just no end to these guys!
[16:14] ---
    Everybody...
[16:16] ---
    I apologize for behaving
    in such an unsightly manner earlier.
[16:24] ---
    But I've overcome
    my past self's weakness and returned,
[16:28] ---
    newly activated!
[16:31] ---
    I am the former Naive T Cell!
SIGN    EFFECTOR T CELL:
    A Naive T Cell after being activated.
[16:34] ---
    Effector T Cell.
[16:36] ---
    A Naive T Cell after being activated.
[16:39] ---
    He's been activated!
[16:42] ---
    I've also proliferated!
[16:46] ---
    There's more of him!
[16:47] ---
    Hey! So he finally did it! Freakin' Naive!
[16:51] ---
    This gives us
    Herculean strength, huh? Literally!
[16:54] ---
    No. Isn't this scary?
[16:56] ---
    Hey, I'm here, too!
[17:00] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
    I'm B Cell! And I've made some antibodies!
SIGN    B CELL (ANTIBODY-PRODUCING CELL):
    A type of Lymphocyte that fights antigens
    such as bacteria and viruses
    by producing weapons called "antibodies."
[17:04] ---
    B Cell. Antibody-producing cell.
[17:07] ---
    A type of Lymphocyte that fights antigens
    such as bacteria and viruses
[17:10] ---
    by producing weapons called "antibodies."
[17:15] ---
    We've got nothing to fear
    now that we have this!
[17:17] ---
    We can round 'em all up just like that!
[17:19] ---
    All right! Let's go!
[17:20] ---
    Yeah!
[17:21] ---
    Wait! Uh...
[17:23] ---
    C'mon! We're gonna singlehandedly
    wipe out all those viruses!
[17:27] ---
    Yeah!
[17:28] ---
    All right!
[17:35] ---
    Take that!
[17:42] ---
    Take that! Take that! Take that!
    Take that! Take that! Take that!
[17:45] ---
    Take that!
[17:50] ---
    And so, along with the efforts
    of the immune cells...
[17:55] ---
    HOT WATER
[17:56] ---
    Stay away!
SIGN    FEVER:
    Suppresses the proliferation of invasive bacteria
    by raising the body temperature.
    Also accelerates the immune system.
[17:57] ---
    CONSTRICTION
    IN PROGRESS
[17:58] ---
    ...and each cell's hard work...
SIGN    CHILLS:
    Constrict the veins at the body's surface
    in order to prevent body heat from escaping.
    When the surface temperature
    of the extremities decreases,
    one experiences the chills.
[18:01] ---
    SNEEZE TWENTY-FIVE
[18:10] ---
    Achoo!
[18:12] ---
    SNEEZE TWENTY-FIVE LAUNCH SUCCESSFUL!!
[18:13] ---
    Achoo!
SIGN    SNEEZES, COUGHS:
    A reflexive reaction
    caused when the body attempts
    to expel foreign bodies such as viruses.
[18:16] ---
    Achoo!
[18:18] ---
    Hey! This is no time to be cooking dinner!
[18:21] ---
    This is an emergency!
[18:22] ---
    Let's have them use
    the stomach's digestive energy!
[18:24] ---
    DECREASE
[18:24] ---
    INCREASE
[18:24] ---
    APPETITE LEVEL
SIGN    DECREASED APPETITE:
    A reaction to heal disease,
    utilizing the energy
    normally used for digesting.
[18:31] ---
    - It stopped!
    - No way!
[18:33] ---
    INTERNAL BODY TEMPERATURE
    NOW RISING
[18:34] ---
    All right, we're good.
[18:36] ---
    We're sufficiently hydrated.
[18:39] ---
    Sweat! Cool off the body surface!
[18:41] ---
    Roger that!
[18:41] ---
    ECCRINE
SIGN    SWEAT:
    Expels toxins and adjusts
    body temperature.
[18:45] ---
    THE SWEAT GLANDS
    IN ACTION NOW
[18:46] ---
    Thanks to the teamwork
    between each organ,
[18:48] ---
    and everyone joining forces...
[18:50] ---
    Take that!
[18:54] ---
    ...a week later, the influenza virus...
[19:04] ---
    ...had vanished from this body.
[19:18] ---
    You did it!
[19:20] ---
    Now you're a full-fledged T Cell!
[19:23] ---
    Senpai...
[19:27] ---
    Huh! The latter half
    was mostly thanks to me!
[19:31] ---
    My antibodies...
[19:32] ---
    Well, yeah.
[19:35] ---
    No one's more powerful than us Killer T Cells!
[19:37] ---
    No cell or virus stands a chance against us!
[19:48] ---
    We did it!
[19:49] ---
    Thank you for your hard work.
[19:50] ---
    Right.
[19:52] ---
    Hey, check that out!
[19:54] ---
    Over there!
[19:57] ---
    It's a virus!
[19:59] ---
    Hey, looks like a new one just snuck in!
[20:04] ---
    What a fool.
[20:05] ---
    After tens of thousands
    of his friends just got eradicated...
[20:09] ---
    I'll just annihilate him with one blow,
    so he won't suffer at least!
[20:13] ---
    Wow, he's Mr. Aggressive now.
[20:34] ---
    Take that!
[20:37] ---
    H-Huh?
[20:38] ---
    The antibodies aren't working!
[20:41] ---
    Which means that...
[20:42] ---
    No way.
[20:44] ---
    Could this be
[20:47] ---
    Type A Influenza?
SIGN    TYPE A INFLUENZA:
    Type A features
    numerous internal mutations,
    and is prone to triggering
    epidemics on a global scale.
[20:49] ---
    Type A Influenza.
[20:51] ---
    Type A features
    numerous internal mutations,
[20:54] ---
    and is prone to triggering epidemics
    on a global scale.
[21:05] ---
    My, my!
[21:08] ---
    Dendritic Cell, this is Macrophage.
[21:11] ---
    It seems that we've been invaded
    by a Type A Influenza virus this time.
[21:19] ---
    All right, then, I'm gonna go
    whip up some new antibodies!
[21:22] ---
    I'm leaving the rest to you T Cells!
[21:24] ---
    H-Hold up!
    We don't have the strength, either!
[21:38] ---
    Right, right. Understood.
[21:42] ---
    Hello? Dendritic Cell speaking.
[21:45] ---
    Requesting reinforcements!
[21:47] ---
    Right.
[21:48] ---
    Right, right.
[21:50] ---
    Yes. Oh no!
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    Today's snack is glycogen ice cream
    and hot spring bean paste buns!
[23:30] ---
    Hey, don't overeat.
[23:32] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!",
[23:34] ---
    "Food Poisoning"!
[23:35] ---
    Hey, wait! Don't tell me it's me!
[23:35] ---
    EPISODE 4:
    FOOD POISONING
[23:38] ---
    Of course it's not.

4 - Food Poisoning
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[01:30] ---
    EPISODE 4:
    FOOD POISONING
[01:32] ---
    "Food Poisoning."
[01:43] ---
    Inside the human body,
[01:45] ---
    roughly 37.2 trillion cells
    work energetically,
[01:45] ---
    DENDRITE
[01:49] ---
    All day every day.
[01:50] ---
    ANTIBODY ENCYCLOPEDIA
[01:51] ---
    24 hours and 365 days.
[01:53] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[01:54] ---
    They are all working very hard.
[01:55] ---
    UNDER
    CONSTRUCTION
[01:55] ---
    PLATELETS
[02:04] ---
    This is the inside of a human body.
[02:10] ---
    What is this?
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELLS (NEUTROPHILS):
    Their main task is to eliminate
    foreign substances from outside,
    such as bacteria and viruses.
[02:12] ---
    It's gastric juice.
[02:13] ---
    It's dissolving the lumps of nutrients.
SIGN    RED BLOOD CELLS:
    They carry oxygen
    and carbon dioxide
    using blood circulation.
[02:17] ---
    That's amazing!
SIGN    STOMACH:
    Stores food that's been swallowed,
    sterilizing it with the gastric acid
    that it secretes from its walls.
    In addition, it turns the food into mush
    thanks to pepsin, a digestive enzyme,
    carrying out the first step of digestion.
[02:19] ---
    The stomach.
[02:20] ---
    Stores food that's been swallowed,
[02:22] ---
    sterilizing it with the gastric acid
    that it secretes from its walls.
[02:26] ---
    In addition, it turns the food into mush
    thanks to pepsin, a digestive enzyme,
[02:32] ---
    carrying out the first step of digestion.
[02:37] ---
    So this is how food gets digested, huh?
[02:41] ---
    Yeah.
[02:42] ---
    See, since I've been using
    all my energy to learn my routes,
[02:45] ---
    I've never really gotten a good look
    at how this all works!
[02:48] ---
    So this is the first time
    I've seen it all getting dissolved like this!
SIGN    RECEPTOR
    A radar-like device
    that can detect bacteria and the like.
[02:55] ---
    My receptor!
[02:56] ---
    Sorry! Red Blood Cell,
    let's pick up this conversation later!
[02:59] ---
    No, no, it's not that crucial anyway.
[03:04] ---
    Run!
[03:05] ---
    VISITORS' AREA
[03:05] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[03:17] ---
    What a pushover you are!
    What's the matter? Is that all you got?
[03:22] ---
    All right, if you don't want to die,
    just hand over those nutrients!
[03:30] ---
    Shut up, you damn germ!
[03:32] ---
    I won't let you lay a finger on these
    blood cells or nutrients, got that?
[03:37] ---
    Take that!
[03:43] ---
    What kind of an attack is that?
[03:46] ---
    If I'd run into Macrophage,
    I would've been a goner.
[03:49] ---
    Who knew you'd be such a weakling?
[03:52] ---
    I'm really lucky!
[04:02] ---
    What's going on?
[04:06] ---
    D-Dammit.
[04:08] ---
    CELL
[04:08] ---
    We're gonna die!
[04:13] ---
    Die!
[04:31] ---
    That was close!
[04:34] ---
    Extermination complete.
[04:36] ---
    U-Um...
[04:38] ---
    Are you okay?
[04:40] ---
    Can you stand up?
[04:44] ---
    I'm fine.
[04:47] ---
    I can get up myself.
[04:49] ---
    You saved me.
[04:51] ---
    I owe you one, Neutrophil.
SIGN    EOSINOPHIL:
    A type of White Blood Cell. Said to comprise
    only a small percent of all White Blood Cells.
    Multiplies during allergic reactions or parasitic
    infections. Though weak, Eosinophils are capable
    of phagocytosis, just like other White Blood Cells.
[04:53] ---
    Eosinophil.
[04:55] ---
    A type of White Blood Cell.
[04:57] ---
    Said to comprise only a small percent
    of all White Blood Cells.
[05:00] ---
    Multiplies during allergic reactions
    or parasitic infections.
[05:04] ---
    Though weak,
[05:05] ---
    Eosinophils are capable of phagocytosis
    just like other White Blood Cells.
[05:09] ---
    Hey, Eosinophil. Long time no see.
[05:12] ---
    You two know each other?
[05:14] ---
    Yeah, we're two White Blood Cells
    who grew up inside the same bone marrow.
[05:18] ---
    Hello.
[05:20] ---
    Oh, nice to meet you!
[05:22] ---
    White Blood Cell, do you need a tissue?
[05:25] ---
    Yeah. Thanks.
[05:26] ---
    Hey...
[05:27] ---
    Right.
[05:29] ---
    That girl with the pigtails...
    Is she really a White Blood Cell?
[05:32] ---
    But she lost to a germ!
[05:35] ---
    So weak.
[05:36] ---
    Are there really White Blood Cells like her?
[05:39] ---
    Never heard of her.
[05:41] ---
    What the heck?
    But she's got this giant weapon.
[05:44] ---
    Can't she take out a mere cell
    for heaven's sake?
[05:51] ---
    Let's go.
[05:53] ---
    Let me remind you.
[05:55] ---
    Exterminating bacteria
    isn't a White Blood Cell's only job.
[05:58] ---
    This one has all kinds of other tasks.
[06:00] ---
    Oh crap.
[06:01] ---
    It's all right.
[06:03] ---
    They're only speaking the truth.
[06:06] ---
    It doesn't really bother me.
[06:09] ---
    Is that right?
[06:12] ---
    Come on, let's go!
[06:17] ---
    DELICIOUS - KIND - HEALTHY
    GLYCERIN
[06:20] ---
    What is this?
[06:25] ---
    What's this?
[06:26] ---
    It's coming from the stomach!
[06:29] ---
    Wh-What the heck?
[06:30] ---
    Run!
[06:31] ---
    STOMACH
[06:32] ---
    This is an emergency.
[06:33] ---
    Run! Bacteria!
[06:34] ---
    This is an emergency.
[06:35] ---
    Did they say "bacteria"?
[06:35] ---
    This is an emergency!
[06:37] ---
    But what's up with these tremors?
[06:38] ---
    This is an emergency!
[06:40] ---
    This is an emergency!
[06:40] ---
    SMALL INTESTINE
[06:43] ---
    Ouch!
[06:47] ---
    Trouble!
SIGN    MAST CELL (FAT CELL):
    Releases chemical mediators
    such as histamines
    and leukotrienes in reaction to
    the production of excessive immunoglobulin.
    Despite being known as "Fat Cells,"
    they have nothing to do with fat.
[06:49] ---
    Mast Cell.
[06:50] ---
    Also known as "Fat Cell."
[06:52] ---
    Releases chemical mediators
    such as histamines and leukotrienes
[06:55] ---
    in reaction to the production
    of excessive immunoglobulin.
[07:00] ---
    Despite being known as "Fat Cells,"
    they have nothing to do with fat.
[07:04] ---
    HISTAMINE
SIGN    HISTAMINE:
    A chemical substance released
    by Mast Cells upon recognizing
    foreign substances or injury.
[07:06] ---
    Histamine.
[07:07] ---
    A chemical substance released by Mast Cells
    upon recognizing foreign substances or injury.
[07:19] ---
    Can you hear it?
[07:21] ---
    This melody...
[07:23] ---
    Basophil!
[07:28] ---
    The wheels of fortune are already turning.
[07:32] ---
    Can the capriccio leading to destruction
    be stopped, I wonder.
[07:43] ---
    O sorrowful warriors who must bear
    the cross known as "peace"...
SIGN    BASOPHIL:
    A type of White Blood Cell. Said to comprise
    less than 1% of all White Blood Cells.
    When a Basophil encounters a specific
    pathogen, it releases histamines and the like,
    thereby triggering an allergic reaction.
    It creates a substance that will draw Neutrophils
    and Eosinophils to the affected area.
    Though Basophils are thought to have
    immunity-related functions, as well,
    this has yet to be sufficiently determined.
[07:49] ---
    Basophil.
[07:51] ---
    A type of White Blood Cell.
[07:52] ---
    Said to comprise less than 1%
    of all White Blood Cells.
[07:56] ---
    When a Basophil encounters
    a specific pathogen,
[07:59] ---
    it releases histamines and the like,
    thereby triggering an allergic reaction.
[08:03] ---
    It creates a substance
[08:05] ---
    that will draw Neutrophils and Eosinophils
    to the affected area.
[08:08] ---
    Though Basophils are thought to have
    immunity-related functions, as well,
[08:12] ---
    this has yet to be sufficiently determined.
[08:15] ---
    By the violent hands of a creature
    who knows not love,
[08:18] ---
    our paradise has been transformed into
    a chaotic nation where control is non-existent.
[08:23] ---
    There's no other way to end this tragedy
    but to ask for your help.
[08:28] ---
    Oh... Um, but wait...
[08:31] ---
    Y-You mean we've been invaded by too much
    bacteria to take out with gastric juice?
[08:37] ---
    I-Is that right?
[08:39] ---
    Wh-Whatever, let's go!
[08:41] ---
    - This way?
    - Yeah!
[08:43] ---
    Everybody, it seems
    that we've been invaded by bacteria.
[08:47] ---
    Please evacuate the area at once.
[08:50] ---
    Repeat.
[08:52] ---
    Everybody, it seems
    that we've been invaded by bacteria.
[08:56] ---
    Please evacuate the area at once.
[09:02] ---
    Let's go!
[09:05] ---
    There seems to have been
    a bacterial food poisoning outbreak.
[09:08] ---
    Those in the area,
    please escape now. Repeat...
SIGN    ENTERITIS VIBRIO:
    A bacteria that normally resides in sea water.
    Consuming seafood contaminated by this bacteria
    can lead to contagious enteritis vibrio food poisoning,
    accompanied by severe stomach pain and the like.
[09:13] ---
    Enteritis Vibrio.
[09:15] ---
    A bacteria that normally resides in sea water.
[09:18] ---
    Consuming seafood
    contaminated by this bacteria
[09:21] ---
    can lead to contagious
    enteritis vibrio food poisoning
[09:24] ---
    accompanied by severe stomach pain
    and the like.
[09:28] ---
    Hurry! Hurry!
[09:29] ---
    Just deal with it! Notify them right away!
[09:31] ---
    The phone's ringing off the hook!
[09:32] ---
    Helper T Commander!
[09:34] ---
    What's going on?
[09:35] ---
    We're detecting powerful tremors
    near the stomach wall!
[09:38] ---
    A mass of bacteria is invading!
[09:41] ---
    What?
[09:43] ---
    Everybody, this is Helper T Cell.
[09:46] ---
    We're being invaded by a giant horde
    of bacteria from a colony infesting raw fish.
[09:50] ---
    Please evacuate the area at once.
[09:52] ---
    Underlings, go berserk!
[09:56] ---
    ...from a colony infesting raw fish.
[09:58] ---
    Please evacuate the area at once.
[10:03] ---
    No. H-Huh?
[10:04] ---
    For bacterial food poisoning,
[10:06] ---
    there's a heck of a lot of damage
    to the stomach wall.
[10:08] ---
    Not our problem!
    Just send out the alert! The alert!
[10:11] ---
    We're being invaded by Enteritis Vibrio!
[10:14] ---
    Those of you nearby,
    please evacuate at once!
[10:20] ---
    It's here, huh?
[10:21] ---
    It's gonna be just you and me
    until backup gets here!
[10:24] ---
    R-Right!
[10:35] ---
    Forget that pink scrub!
    Give us a hand over here!
[10:39] ---
    Damn you, you're in my way!
[10:41] ---
    I'm about to be eaten! Help!
[10:44] ---
    Why, you!
[10:46] ---
    Wha... Hey! Don't rush in like that!
[11:06] ---
    Neutrophil!
[11:08] ---
    How dare you...
[11:09] ---
    Back off! Eosinophil!
[11:11] ---
    You don't stand a chance against that one!
[11:14] ---
    Come on! Over here, you moron!
[11:17] ---
    Jeez, you're so insolent!
[11:18] ---
    I'm gonna start by eating you!
[11:21] ---
    Watch out!
[11:32] ---
    Open your eyes.
[11:34] ---
    His tremendous will has led
    the sorrowful warrior to sacrifice himself.
[11:39] ---
    To seal away the corruption of the world,
[11:42] ---
    it is time to let the bloody requiem ring out.
[11:47] ---
    Then what about Neutrophil?
[12:07] ---
    I-Is everything else okay?
[12:10] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[12:12] ---
    Basophil called for backup.
[12:14] ---
    Is that right?
[12:15] ---
    What about you? Are you okay?
[12:17] ---
    Yeah.
[12:22] ---
    White Blood Cell! Eosinophil!
    Are you all—
[12:34] ---
    I'm sorry.
[12:35] ---
    I was out of line.
[12:38] ---
    I-It's all because
    my phagocytic effects are so weak.
SIGN    PHAGOCYTIC EFFECTS:
    When phagocytes such as Neutrophils
    absorb bacteria and other foreign substances,
    and break them down.
[12:42] ---
    I made you go through all this insanity alone.
[12:46] ---
    When I'm a White Blood Cell myself...
[12:49] ---
    No.
[12:50] ---
    You said it!
[12:52] ---
    Why's that Eosinophil here anyway?
[12:56] ---
    No. I'm sorry, too.
[12:58] ---
    I was harsh on you
    because it was an emergency.
[13:01] ---
    I told you that you didn't have
    a chance, but that was... Um...
[13:07] ---
    It's all right.
[13:08] ---
    I already know I'm a weakling.
[13:13] ---
    Thanks for protecting me.
[13:17] ---
    It appears that the bacteria
    you were notified about earlier
[13:20] ---
    have been successfully devoured.
[13:22] ---
    Those of you in the area may return
    to work without any worries.
[13:24] ---
    That was scary!
[13:26] ---
    Let's get back to work!
[13:28] ---
    It appears that the bacteria
    you were notified about earlier
[13:31] ---
    have been successfully devoured.
[13:33] ---
    Those of you in the area may return
    to work without any worries.
[13:38] ---
    Repeat.
[13:52] ---
    Huh?
[13:54] ---
    It's over, right?
[13:56] ---
    That's what they said.
SIGN    MANUAL FOR
    GASTROINTESTINAL MOTILITY
[13:59] ---
    Something's wrong.
[14:06] ---
    What the...
[14:08] ---
    What could it be?
[14:11] ---
    It's bigger than the one before!
[14:14] ---
    More bacteria?
[14:15] ---
    What's going on here?
[14:17] ---
    I-I thought something was off!
[14:19] ---
    Since there was way too much damage
[14:21] ---
    to the stomach wall
    for bacterial food poisoning...
[14:25] ---
    Don't tell me this is...
[14:29] ---
    ALERT
[14:36] ---
    This is bad! The gastric acid!
[14:41] ---
    The gastric acid!
[14:42] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[14:45] ---
    Enemy?
[14:52] ---
    White Blood Cell! Over there!
[14:56] ---
    That's not a pathogen!
[15:00] ---
    That's...
[15:07] ---
    Cells at Work!
[15:12] ---
    Cells at Work!
[15:16] ---
    That's...
[15:22] ---
    Parasitic Anisakis!
SIGN    ANISAKIS:
    A parasite found in marine animals.
    Also accelerates the immune system.
    When humans consume anisakis-infested
    seafood raw, in rare cases, they can invade
    the stomach and the lining of the intestines,
    causing food poisoning accompanied by
    severe stomach pain and vomiting (anisakiasis).
[15:25] ---
    Anisakis.
[15:26] ---
    A parasite found in marine animals.
[15:30] ---
    When humans consume
    anisakis-infested seafood raw,
[15:32] ---
    in rare cases, they can invade
    the stomach and the lining of the intestines,
[15:36] ---
    causing food poisoning accompanied
    by severe stomach pain and vomiting.
[15:48] ---
    Should the waves of acid
    spiral and produce a vortex of darkness,
[15:53] ---
    a sea of hellfire
    will open the forbidden door
[15:57] ---
    and guide the world to chaos.
[16:02] ---
    The gastric acid!
[16:03] ---
    VOMITING CENTER
[16:03] ---
    EMESIS
[16:06] ---
    EMESIS
    Visibility: MAX
[16:07] ---
    Detecting emesis!
[16:08] ---
    Oh crap, here it comes!
[16:11] ---
    ESOPHAGUS
[16:11] ---
    BEWARE OF REGURGITATION
SIGN    NAUSEA/EMESIS:
    A reaction triggered by certain stimuli
    to the vomiting center located in the
    medulla oblongata. The stomach's exit
    is closed, whereas the entrance is relaxed,
    causing the stomach to regurgitate its
    contents. The diaphragm and abdominal
    muscles contract, compressing the stomach,
    and the stomach contents are ejected.
[16:15] ---
    Nausea. Emesis.
[16:17] ---
    A reaction triggered
[16:19] ---
    by certain stimuli to the vomiting center
    located in the medulla oblongata.
[16:23] ---
    The stomach's exit is closed,
    whereas the entrance is relaxed,
[16:27] ---
    causing the stomach
    to regurgitate its contents.
[16:29] ---
    The diaphragm and abdominal muscles
    contract, compressing the stomach,
[16:33] ---
    and the stomach contents are ejected.
[16:37] ---
    What happened to the enemy?
[16:41] ---
    It's tearing through the stomach wall!
[16:45] ---
    This is bad! It's about to invade!
[16:47] ---
    S-Stop it no matter what!
[16:50] ---
    Even if we can't kill it, we...
[16:54] ---
    No. 1146 got blasted away by just its voice!
[17:02] ---
    So terrifying!
[17:04] ---
    Aren't you guys White Blood Cells?
    Hurry up and do something!
[17:07] ---
    Don't be ridiculous!
    We don't stand a chance!
[17:15] ---
    D-Dammit!
[17:19] ---
    I'll go.
[17:28] ---
    E-Eosinophil?
[17:31] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about, Eosinophil?
[17:33] ---
    How can someone who can't even beat
    a germ be a match for that one?
[17:37] ---
    T-True!
[17:38] ---
    Sure, we called you
    all kinds of things, like "pushover,"
[17:41] ---
    but we don't expect you
    to sacrifice yourself at a time like this!
[17:45] ---
    It's my job.
[17:46] ---
    Wh-What the...
[17:49] ---
    Wh-White Blood Cell!
    Did you hear what Eosinophil said?
[17:53] ---
    You have to stop her!
[17:56] ---
    Wh-Why aren't you saying a word?
[18:08] ---
    E-Eosinophil!
[18:12] ---
    Eosinophil!
[18:15] ---
    Don't worry, Red Blood Cell.
[18:17] ---
    But... But look at it!
[18:21] ---
    It's not like she's heading off to die.
[18:26] ---
    Go, Eosinophil.
[18:28] ---
    No one can take down that enemy but you!
[18:44] ---
    It's true that as a White Blood Cell,
    my job is to exterminate bacteria.
[18:50] ---
    But I also have another mission!
[18:56] ---
    My real job
[18:59] ---
    is to exterminate parasites!
SIGN    EOSINOPHIL'S JOB:
    When parasites invade the body,
    Eosinophil protects against parasitic
    infections by helping to kill them.
[19:07] ---
    Eosinophil's job.
[19:09] ---
    When parasites invade the body,
[19:12] ---
    Eosinophil protects against parasitic
    infections by helping to kill them.
[19:32] ---
    The root of all evil has been lured
    to the abyss of the afterlife.
[19:37] ---
    The gods have pronounced judgment,
[19:40] ---
    and we've been released from the curse.
[19:56] ---
    I guess I managed to ward off
    his invasion somehow.
[20:08] ---
    Thank you for chasing it away, Eosinophil!
[20:11] ---
    I can't believe how you fought that thing!
    I had the wrong idea about you!
[20:14] ---
    Sorry we made fun of you!
[20:16] ---
    You were so cool!
[20:17] ---
    I-I was cool?
[20:21] ---
    M-Me?
[20:34] ---
    Tha...
[20:37] ---
    Tha...
[20:44] ---
    Thanks.
[20:54] ---
    You were really cool!
[20:56] ---
    W-Was I?
[20:58] ---
    You sure are amazing!
[21:00] ---
    Seriously, you were so cool!
[21:02] ---
    Was I really?
[21:08] ---
    Oh no!
[21:09] ---
    I can't believe I blushed like that
    in front of everybody!
[21:18] ---
    And so...
[21:21] ---
    Thanks to Eosinophil's efforts,
[21:23] ---
    she was able to save this world
    from the threat of the anisakis.
[21:31] ---
    Hey, you got totally blasted away
    just now, huh?
[21:37] ---
    Who would have thought
    that light would stream in through a hole
[21:40] ---
    drilled by an uninvited guest?
[21:44] ---
    How ironic. I mean our fate as cells...
[21:50] ---
    In other words,
    mission accomplished, right?
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
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    This is bad, White Blood Cell!
[23:27] ---
    What's wrong?
[23:28] ---
    There's somebody weird going,
    "Cedar, cedar..."
[23:31] ---
    It's multiplied like crazy!
[23:33] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!",
[23:35] ---
    "Cedar Pollen Allergies"!
[23:36] ---
    All right! Time to work, time to work!
[23:36] ---
    EPISODE 5:
    CEDAR POLLEN ALLERGIES

5 - Cedar Pollen Allergies
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    Inside the human body,
[00:10] ---
    roughly 37.2 trillion cells
    work energetically,
[00:11] ---
    DENDRITE
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    All day every day.
[00:15] ---
    ANTIBODY ENCYCLOPEDIA
[00:16] ---
    24 hours and 365 days.
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    WHITE BLOOD CELL
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    They are all working very hard.
[00:20] ---
    UNDER
    CONSTRUCTION
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    PLATELETS
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    This is the inside of a human body.
[00:31] ---
    WARNING
[00:34] ---
    The target is approaching!
[00:50] ---
    Estimated point of impact, confirmed!
[00:52] ---
    - Issue evacuation orders immediately!
    - Size, 30 micrometers!
[00:55] ---
    Twenty seconds to impact!
[00:57] ---
    19, 18...
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    - 17...
    - Commander!
[01:00] ---
    16, 15...
SIGN    HELPER T CELLS:
    When notified of invading
    external enemies,
    they serve as commanders
    who formulate appropriate
    attack strategies based on
    what kind of enemy they're dealing with.
[01:03] ---
    Helper T Cells.
[01:05] ---
    When notified of invading external enemies,
    they serve as commanders who formulate
[01:10] ---
    appropriate attack strategies based on
    what kind of enemy they're dealing with.
[01:15] ---
    - Here it comes.
    - 13, 12, 11...
[01:19] ---
    - It had to come, didn't it?
    - 10, 9, 8...
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    Cedar Pollen Allergies!
SIGN    CEDAR POLLEN:
    Cedars send their pollen out
    on the wind, scattering them
    over a distance. Peak time
    is February to March.
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    Cedar Pollen.
[01:25] ---
    Cedars send their pollen out on the wind,
    scattering them over a distance.
[01:28] ---
    Peak time is February to March.
[01:31] ---
    - Again this year!
    - 3, 2, 1...
[03:04] ---
    EPISODE 5:
    CEDAR POLLEN ALLERGIES
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    "Cedar Pollen Allergies."
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    Look! There's something
    on the mucous membrane!
[03:28] ---
    Cedar...
SIGN    CEDAR POLLEN ALLERGEN:
    Allergies occur when
    the immune system overreacts
    to a certain substance.
[03:30] ---
    Cedar Pollen Allergen.
[03:32] ---
    Allergies occur when the immune system
    overreacts to a certain substance.
[03:39] ---
    Macrophages near the eyeball membrane
    are reporting an antigen!
[03:42] ---
    Really, what an ordeal!
[03:45] ---
    Our tea got spilled all over,
    and it's been utter chaos!
[03:48] ---
    Multiple pollen have hit
    the water at Point 135.K50.
[03:53] ---
    So the blink didn't happen in time!
[03:55] ---
    At this rate, the allergens will go on
    and invade the body through the outlet.
[03:59] ---
    Shoot! Send out an alert at once!
[04:05] ---
    Staff stationed near the eyeball membrane,
    please exercise caution.
[04:09] ---
    Repeat.
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    External enemies
    have invaded through the outlet,
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    ARTERY
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    DIVERGENCE A
    CAPILLARY VESSEL
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    RETINA
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    and so any staff stationed near the eyeball
    membrane are urged to exercise caution.
SIGN    RED BLOOD CELLS:
    Red because they contain
    large amounts of hemoglobin.
    They carry oxygen
    and carbon dioxide
    using blood circulation.
[04:22] ---
    External enemies?
[04:24] ---
    Oh no, it's in this area!
[04:26] ---
    I'm gonna finish up this job right away!
[04:29] ---
    Okay, let's see. The address
    I'm supposed to deliver this is there.
[04:32] ---
    Right now, I'm...
[04:35] ---
    Um, that's my landmark, so it's this—
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    Cedar!
[04:44] ---
    Cedar!
[04:47] ---
    What's that thing?
[04:49] ---
    Why's it saying "Cedar"? Somebody help!
[04:53] ---
    Run, you moron!
[04:56] ---
    Target sighted!
[05:00] ---
    Cedar...
[05:04] ---
    White Blood Cell!
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELLS (NEUTROPHILS): Their main task is to eliminate foreign substances from outside, such as bacteria and viruses. Neutrophils comprise over half of the White Blood Cells in the blood.
[05:06] ---
    Red Blood Cell... Are you okay?
[05:08] ---
    Y-Yes!
[05:10] ---
    Thank you very much!
[05:13] ---
    Um... what exactly is that?
[05:16] ---
    He was saying something like, "Cedar"!
[05:18] ---
    This one? Who knows?
[05:21] ---
    But I'll find out once I eat it!
[05:22] ---
    Whoa!
SIGN    PHAGOCYTIC EFFECTS:
    When phagocytes such as Monocells,
    Macrophages and Neutrophils
    absorb bacteria and other foreign
    substances, and break them down.
    Also known as "Phagocytosis."
[05:24] ---
    Phagocytic Effects.
[05:25] ---
    When phagocytes such as Monocells,
    Macrophages and Neutrophils
[05:30] ---
    absorb bacteria and other foreign
    substances, and break them down.
[05:34] ---
    Also known as "Phagocytosis."
[05:37] ---
    This tastes like an allergen
    released by cedar pollen.
[05:41] ---
    Not uncommon at this time of year.
[05:43] ---
    They're large in size,
[05:45] ---
    but unlike bacteria and viruses,
    they don't cause illness.
[05:48] ---
    Is that right?
[05:50] ---
    Well, that said,
    they can still be the cause of trouble.
[05:54] ---
    We're supposed to kill them, but...
[05:55] ---
    I see. So sorry.
[05:58] ---
    Hey! Isn't that...
[06:00] ---
    Isn't that a Cedar Pollen Allergen?
[06:03] ---
    What the hell?
[06:04] ---
    So it was him who snuck in
    from the membrane outlet?
[06:08] ---
    This means that the legend must be...
[06:12] ---
    Who are you?
[06:14] ---
    Oh, excuse me.
[06:15] ---
    I'm Memory Cell.
SIGN    MEMORY CELL:
    A Lymphocyte that retains memories
    of pathogens. They're prepared
    for a second invasion by the same
    antigen or virus.
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    Memory Cell.
[06:19] ---
    A Lymphocyte that retains
    memories of pathogens.
[06:22] ---
    They're prepared for a second invasion
    by the same antigen or virus.
[06:26] ---
    Why are you panicking?
[06:27] ---
    It's not like Cedar Pollen allergens
    are that dangerous.
[06:30] ---
    Yeah! Not yet at least!
[06:32] ---
    But there's a legend that's been passed down
    to us Memory Cells for generations.
[06:38] ---
    Legend?
[06:39] ---
    What kind of legend?
[06:44] ---
    Memory Cell?
[06:46] ---
    LEGEND NOTES
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    There's a legend that's been passed down
    to us Memory Cells for generations.
[06:59] ---
    "When the Meteor of Disaster
    arrives from outer space,
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    the mountains will rage, the earth
    will grow savage, and the sea will writhe!"
[07:07] ---
    Wh-What does that mean?
[07:14] ---
    In other words,
[07:15] ---
    a massive eruption, diastrophism,
    and a great flood will occur at the same time,
[07:19] ---
    bringing on an unprecedented catastrophe!
[07:26] ---
    Harbinger...
[07:28] ---
    of a catastrophe.
[07:30] ---
    - That thing?
    - Cedar!
[07:32] ---
    Oh, there's another one!
[07:33] ---
    You'll see, soon enough.
[07:36] ---
    Emergency!
[07:38] ---
    An abnormal number of Cedar Pollen Allergens
    has invaded the body.
[07:41] ---
    If you're nearby,
    please escape immediately if you can!
[07:43] ---
    CELL
[07:45] ---
    Cedar, cedar, cedar...
[07:49] ---
    Where did all these
    Cedar Pollen Allergens come from?
[07:52] ---
    Cedar, cedar, cedar...
[07:59] ---
    My house!
[08:01] ---
    I-It's here!
[08:04] ---
    The beginning of the end of the world!
[08:07] ---
    Yes, this is the Cedar Pollen Allergies
    Emergency Response HQ!
[08:10] ---
    - Report the situation. Calm down!
    - Yes. Yes!
[08:13] ---
    Don't return to the eyeball membrane!
[08:14] ---
    Helper T Commander!
[08:16] ---
    We're getting bombarded with
    damage reports about Cedar Pollen Allergens!
[08:18] ---
    Doesn't it seem like there are
    more of these guys every year?
[08:22] ---
    I mean, it's fine.
    After all, we've got a secret weapon.
[08:25] ---
    By secret weapon, you mean B Cell, right?
[08:28] ---
    That's right!
[08:30] ---
    Have him head to the front lines right away!
[08:32] ---
    You get away from here, Red Blood Cell!
[08:34] ---
    Okay!
[08:35] ---
    Cedar, cedar, cedar...
[08:43] ---
    No sign of the invasion abating.
[08:45] ---
    Could this really be
    the harbinger of a catastrophe?
[08:49] ---
    SECRETION
[08:50] ---
    Leave this to me!
[08:52] ---
    As long as I have this!
SIGN    B CELL:
    Also known as "Antibody-producing Cell."
    A type of Lymphocyte that fights antigens,
    such as bacteria and viruses by producing
    weapons called "antibodies."
[08:53] ---
    B Cell.
[08:54] ---
    Also known as "Antibody-producing Cell."
[08:57] ---
    A type of Lymphocyte that fights antigens,
[09:00] ---
    such as bacteria and viruses
    by producing weapons called "antibodies."
[09:03] ---
    - It's the B Cell!
    - With it's antibodies!
[09:06] ---
    Memory Cell... Can't that catastrophe
    be prevented before it happens?
[09:11] ---
    A divine mist shall envelope the land.
[09:14] ---
    But that is what shall open the door to Hell.
[09:16] ---
    Huh? Why all of a sudden...
[09:18] ---
    All right, here goes!
[09:20] ---
    Cedar!
[09:21] ---
    You're history!
[09:25] ---
    Take that!
[09:28] ---
    IgE Antibody!
SIGN    IgE ANTIBODY:
    An antibody produced
    by B Cells to fight allergens,
    as ordered by the Helper T Cells.
[09:41] ---
    SECRETION
[09:41] ---
    - He annihilated them all in one shot!
    - Amazing!
[09:45] ---
    That "divine mist" you just mentioned,
    did you mean the IgE antibody?
[09:49] ---
    I mean, it's looking like
    he's solved the problem.
[09:51] ---
    Yeah. For now, at least.
[09:54] ---
    But something even worse
    is about to happen now!
[09:57] ---
    The mist will turn into dark clouds,
[09:59] ---
    summon a heavy rainfall
    and sweep everything away!
[10:03] ---
    I don't know what's gonna happen,
    but it sounds scary!
[10:06] ---
    I'm telling you, something
    mind-blowing is about to happen!
[10:10] ---
    There's no telling
    what might happen. Not at all.
[10:13] ---
    - Yeah, good job, B Cell!
    - Hit 'em again!
[10:22] ---
    A LOT
[10:22] ---
    NORMAL
[10:22] ---
    What?
[10:24] ---
    What's with these numbers?
[10:29] ---
    Cells at Work!
[10:34] ---
    Cells at Work!
[10:38] ---
    What's with this astronomical usage of IgE?
[10:42] ---
    A LOT
[10:42] ---
    NORMAL
[10:42] ---
    What the heck is going on?
[10:44] ---
    ANTIBODY MANUAL
[10:44] ---
    HISTAMINE HANDLING MANUAL
[10:44] ---
    IMMUNOREACTION
[10:47] ---
    I've never seen numbers like this.
SIGN    MAST CELL:
    Also known as "Fat Cell."
    Releases chemical mediators,
    such as histamines
    and leukotrienes in reaction
    to the production of excessive IgE.
    Despite being known as "Fat Cells,"
    they have nothing to do with fat.
[10:50] ---
    Mast Cell.
[10:51] ---
    Also known as "Fat Cell."
[10:54] ---
    Releases chemical mediators,
    such as histamines and leukotrienes
[10:57] ---
    in reaction to the production
    of excessive IgE.
[11:01] ---
    Despite being known as "Fat Cells,"
    they have nothing to do with fat.
[11:03] ---
    HISTAMINE HANDLING
    MANUAL
[11:05] ---
    But it does say to produce histamines
    commensurate with the amount of IgE...
[11:16] ---
    Okay. Hold on a second.
    First, let's calm down.
[11:19] ---
    That's right. You'll be fine.
    You can do it if you try.
[11:22] ---
    No panicking allowed.
[11:24] ---
    All I have to do is follow the manual.
[11:26] ---
    Because that's my job!
[11:30] ---
    About this much, perhaps?
[11:35] ---
    Well, at any rate,
[11:37] ---
    excessive use of IgE antibodies...
[11:39] ---
    How should I put it, that's not good, right?
[11:41] ---
    Most likely.
[11:43] ---
    Hey B Cell!
[11:45] ---
    Seems like it's not a good idea
    to use too much of that!
[11:48] ---
    I don't understand, but the legend says...
[11:50] ---
    Huh? Legend?
[11:53] ---
    It'll be fine!
[11:55] ---
    Hey, either way, no worries!
[11:57] ---
    Look, the histamines
    are about to come into play!
[12:00] ---
    That'll cause inflammation
    and eliminate the allergens!
[12:03] ---
    - I see.
    - Is that so?
[12:10] ---
    It's retracting.
[12:11] ---
    They're just gonna change
    the nozzle probably.
SIGN    HISTAMINE:
    A chemical substance released
    by Mast Cells upon recognizing
    foreign substances or injury.
[12:27] ---
    Histamine.
[12:28] ---
    A chemical substance released by Mast Cells
    upon recognizing foreign substances or injury.
[12:40] ---
    Is this that great rainfall?
[12:42] ---
    It might be!
[12:46] ---
    Cedar...
[12:48] ---
    Cedar...
[12:49] ---
    These guys just keep...
[12:53] ---
    So there was elevated use of the antibody
    because we'd been invaded
[12:55] ---
    by this many Cedar Pollen Allergens!
[12:57] ---
    This looks bad!
[12:58] ---
    In that case, I need to release
    even more histamines!
[13:03] ---
    - Wait! Wait!
    - Stop it already!
[13:07] ---
    Is this the unprecedented catastrophe?
[13:09] ---
    N-No, it's not!
    This is nothing but the tip of the iceberg!
[13:12] ---
    The really huge disaster is about to hit us now!
SIGN    THE HISTAMINE'S JOB:
    Histamines dilate
    the vascular endothelial cells,
    allowing White Blood Cells
    to permeate the vessels at a higher rate.
[13:20] ---
    The Histamine's Job.
[13:22] ---
    Histamines dilate the vascular endothelial cells,
[13:25] ---
    allowing White Blood Cells
    to permeate the vessels at a higher rate.
[13:29] ---
    Captain, we're in trouble!
[13:30] ---
    We're being flooded by histamines nearby!
[13:33] ---
    What? Make her stop them!
    Contact Mast Cell!
[13:37] ---
    The thing is, she's saying that to eliminate
    the Cedar Pollen Allergens, she can't afford to stop!
[13:42] ---
    No way! At this rate...
[13:48] ---
    It's no good, Captain!
    The histamines are flooding us...
[13:51] ---
    The secretion center!
[13:55] ---
    It short-circuited!
[13:59] ---
    Bad news, Captain!
[14:00] ---
    What is it now?
[14:02] ---
    Because of the damage
    to the secretion center...
[14:05] ---
    the Emergency Immune System
    is about to kick in!
SIGN    EMERGENCY IMMUNE SYSTEM=
    ALLERGIC REACTION CAUSED BY HISTAMINES
    When too many histamines
    have been released,
    this triggers allergic reactions
    such as flushing, itching,
    swelling, pain and bronchoconstriction.
[14:08] ---
    What?
[14:10] ---
    Emergency Immune System, you say?
[14:11] ---
    EMERGENCY
[14:16] ---
    - Whoa!
    - Did they get them?
[14:20] ---
    Hey! Look at that!
[14:27] ---
    Th-That's...
[14:30] ---
    The massive eruption!
[14:34] ---
    Sneezing.
SIGN    SNEEZING:
    Histamines stimulate the sensory nerves
    in the nasal membrane.
    When this stimulation reaches
    the sneezing center,
    sneezes occur repetitively.
[14:35] ---
    Histamines stimulate the sensory nerves
    in the nasal membrane.
[14:39] ---
    When this stimulation reaches the sneezing center,
    sneezes occur repetitively.
[14:47] ---
    Diastrophism?
[14:50] ---
    The nasal membrane
    is swelling up like crazy!
SIGN    NASAL CONGESTION:
    Histamines influence the blood vessels
    in the nasal membrane,
    causing inflammation and the like.
    As a result, the nasal membrane swells
    and bloats, causing nasal congestion.
[14:53] ---
    Nasal Congestion.
[14:55] ---
    Histamines influence the blood vessels
    in the nasal membrane,
[14:58] ---
    causing inflammation and the like.
[15:00] ---
    As a result, the nasal membrane swells
    and bloats, causing nasal congestion.
[15:08] ---
    TEARS
[15:08] ---
    The tears are overflowing!
[15:10] ---
    A great flood!
SIGN    TEARS:
    Histamines stimulate the eyes'
    sensory nerves, triggering inflammation,
    such as bloodshot or itchy eyes.
    This also produces excessive tears.
[15:13] ---
    Tears.
[15:14] ---
    Histamines stimulate
    the eyes' sensory nerves,
[15:17] ---
    triggering inflammation,
    such as bloodshot or itchy eyes.
[15:21] ---
    This also produces excessive tears.
[15:24] ---
    Achoo! Achoo!
[15:27] ---
    Cedar, cedar, cedar...
[15:31] ---
    This is what the legend described.
[15:34] ---
    Cedar, cedar, cedar...
[15:38] ---
    Cedar Pollen Allergies!
SIGN    CEDAR POLLEN ALLERGIES:
    Allergic symptoms, such as sneezing,
    runny nose, nasal congestion, itchy eyes,
    triggered when cedar pollen
    becomes an allergen.
[15:40] ---
    Cedar Pollen Allergies.
[15:42] ---
    Allergic symptoms, such as sneezing,
    runny nose, nasal congestion, itchy eyes,
[15:47] ---
    triggered when cedar pollen
    becomes an allergen.
[15:50] ---
    Achoo!
[15:55] ---
    Dammit!
[15:57] ---
    Why is this happening?
[15:59] ---
    He's the one who caused this!
    How are you gonna fix this?
[16:02] ---
    B Cell!
[16:04] ---
    It's all because you kept sloshing
    those antibodies around!
[16:07] ---
    H-H-Hey, it's not my fault!
[16:10] ---
    The histamines are to blame, right?
[16:15] ---
    It's your fault, Mast Cell!
[16:18] ---
    What the heck, you guys?
[16:20] ---
    Hey! What's the big idea?
[16:23] ---
    Let me go! Don't touch me!
[16:25] ---
    It's not my fault!
    The IgE is what caused this!
[16:28] ---
    Ah, no.
[16:29] ---
    The overproduction of histamines
    is definitely what caused this!
[16:32] ---
    All I did was do my job
    according to the manual!
[16:35] ---
    It's all your fault, damn you!
[16:37] ---
    Can't do your job
    unless you follow the manual, Fat Cell?
[16:41] ---
    Don't call me by that name!
[16:43] ---
    Doesn't the "B" in B Cell
    stand for "Bonehead"?
[16:45] ---
    What'd you say, dammit?
[16:47] ---
    Shut up, Bonehead! Bonehead!
[16:49] ---
    Wanna fight, moron?
[16:54] ---
    This is getting out of hand.
[16:56] ---
    Yeah.
[16:58] ---
    But...
[17:03] ---
    All everyone did
    was fulfill their respective jobs,
[17:08] ---
    so who knew it would turn out like this?
[17:12] ---
    If only we knew
    that this was going to happen...
[17:15] ---
    No, even if we had known...
[17:18] ---
    We had no choice but to do it.
[17:22] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[17:23] ---
    No matter what situation we're in,
    we can never walk out on our jobs.
[17:27] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[17:30] ---
    That's our destiny as—
[17:30] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[17:34] ---
    - Destiny—
    - Cell!
[17:35] ---
    - Destiny—
    - Cell!
[17:40] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[17:42] ---
    Hey, Red Blood Cell.
[17:45] ---
    What is that?
[17:46] ---
    I-I-I-I-I'm so sorry!
[17:48] ---
    This is, um, not that I'm really sure myself,
    but this is where I'm supposed to deliver it!
[17:53] ---
    Actually, it looks like there's some kind
    of commotion going on, but are you all right?
[17:57] ---
    No, I'm not all right.
[18:00] ---
    FOR MEDICAL USE
[18:00] ---
    Still, what is this thing?
[18:01] ---
    I-I don't know.
[18:04] ---
    Have you ever seen it before, Memory Cell?
[18:08] ---
    No, I've never seen it.
[18:10] ---
    Arrived at target destination.
[18:32] ---
    Hey, what's that?
[18:33] ---
    Something's coming out.
[18:51] ---
    Target Cell confirmed.
[18:55] ---
    Will now eliminate.
[19:05] ---
    What's wrong with him?
[19:06] ---
    Why is he attacking us?
[19:13] ---
    Eliminating now.
[19:15] ---
    ROOMS AVAILABLE
[19:17] ---
    APPLICANTS WELCOME
[19:20] ---
    My house!
[19:21] ---
    Stop!
[19:24] ---
    Hey! Now I remember!
[19:27] ---
    I've heard about this before!
[19:28] ---
    When there's a change to the world,
    it appears out of nowhere!
[19:32] ---
    This type
[19:34] ---
    is the type that wipes out everything
    involved in the uproar!
[19:37] ---
    His name is...
[19:39] ---
    Steroid!
SIGN    STEROIDS:
    Also known as "Adrenocortical Hormone."
    A drug with powerful anti-inflammatory
    and immunosuppressive effects.
    Suppresses symptoms caused by histamines,
    as well as allergic reactions themselves.
[19:41] ---
    Steroids.
[19:42] ---
    Also known as "Adrenocortical Hormone."
[19:45] ---
    A drug with powerful anti-inflammatory
    and immunosuppressive effects.
[19:50] ---
    Suppresses symptoms caused by histamines,
    as well as allergic reactions themselves.
[19:57] ---
    S-So powerful!
[20:13] ---
    I'm sorry! I have no clue
    what's going on, but sorry!
[20:17] ---
    We're in trouble, Captain!
[20:19] ---
    This weird guy just showed up!
[20:23] ---
    Sorry! B Cell and Mast Cell! We're sorry!
[20:27] ---
    You guys... you guys...
[20:33] ---
    Compared to him,
    you were doing your job like a gentleman!
[20:48] ---
    Hey, when is this ever gonna stop?
[21:06] ---
    Thank you for your patronage.
[21:11] ---
    The Steroid went silent
    after exhausting his active ingredients.
[21:15] ---
    And somewhere along the line,
    the Allergens died out spontaneously,
[21:19] ---
    and the allergic reaction settled down.
[21:22] ---
    Everybody made up with each other.
[21:25] ---
    So, thank goodness!
[21:29] ---
    Really.
[21:32] ---
    Thank goodness.
[21:34] ---
    Side Effects of Steroids.
SIGN    SIDE EFFECTS OF STEROIDS:
    Prolonged use and massive dosage of steroids
    can sometimes cause side effects.
    It's crucial to adhere to the directions
    and recommended dosage.
[21:36] ---
    Prolonged use and massive dosage of steroids
    can sometimes cause side effects.
[21:42] ---
    It's crucial to adhere to the directions
    and recommended dosage.
[21:46] ---
    I'm going to make sure
    I remember what happened today.
[21:47] ---
    THANK YOU
    FOR YOUR
    PATRONAGE.
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    When you were a kid,
    what kind of blood cell were you?
[23:29] ---
    I was always getting lost!
[23:31] ---
    I can see that.
[23:32] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!",
[23:34] ---
    "Erythroblasts and Myelocytes."
[23:36] ---
    EPISODE 6:
    ERYTHROBLASTS AND MYELOCYTES
[23:36] ---
    All right, time to get to work!

6 - Erythroblasts and Myelocytes
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[01:30] ---
    EPISODE 6:
    ERYTHROBLASTS AND MYELOCYTES
[01:32] ---
    "Erythroblasts and Myelocytes."
[01:39] ---
    Inside the human body,
[01:41] ---
    roughly 37.2 trillion cells
    work energetically,
[01:44] ---
    DENDRITE
[01:45] ---
    24 hours and 365 days.
[01:49] ---
    They are all working very hard.
[01:52] ---
    This is the inside of a human body.
[01:55] ---
    I've lost my way again!
[01:57] ---
    The inside of the body is too complicated!
SIGN    RED BLOOD CELLS:
    They carry oxygen
    and carbon dioxide
    using blood circulation.
[02:01] ---
    FRAGILE
    CONDENSED GAS
[02:03] ---
    Huh? Where am I now?
[02:08] ---
    Huh? By any chance, could this be?
[02:12] ---
    It's the Red Bone Marrow!
[02:14] ---
    RED BONE MARROW
[02:15] ---
    Red Bone Marrow.
[02:17] ---
    This is the blood cells' homeland.
[02:24] ---
    Valedictorian, please step forward!
[02:27] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[02:39] ---
    Congratulations on graduating.
SIGN    ENUCLEATION:
    When an Erythroblast releases
    its core and becomes
    a Red Blood Cell.
[02:41] ---
    You're a full-fledged Red Blood Cell now,
    starting today.
[02:44] ---
    Thank you very much.
[02:47] ---
    That brings back memories!
[02:50] ---
    It's Enucleation Day.
[02:53] ---
    This is where the blood cells are born
    and reside until they've grown up.
[02:58] ---
    This is where I...
[03:01] ---
    Years ago...
SIGN    PRECURSOR CELLS:
    Cells before they're differentiated
    from Stem Cells into certain other cells.
[03:13] ---
    Confirming the birth of a Precursor Cell!
[03:21] ---
    This child...
[03:22] ---
    We can make her a Red Blood Cell, right?
    She's a redhead.
SIGN    HEMOPOIETIC STEM CELLS:
    Cells that produce blood cells
    such as Red Blood Cells,
    White Blood Cells, Platelets, etc.
[03:25] ---
    Sounds good to me.
[03:28] ---
    Do we have enough Eosinophils?
[03:30] ---
    We just need two more.
    Let me know if you see any good ones!
[03:33] ---
    NEUTROPHILS
[03:34] ---
    It is here that the blood cells
    are produced by Hemopoietic Stem Cells,
[03:38] ---
    and sorted by category.
[03:41] ---
    Red Blood Cells come into this world
    as Precursor Cells,
[03:45] ---
    mature into cells called "Erythroblasts,"
[03:49] ---
    and are nurtured by Macrophages
    inside this Red Bone Marrow.
SIGN    ERYTHROBLASTS:
    Cells that are still being differentiated
    before they become Red Blood Cells.
    They exist inside the bone marrow.
[03:55] ---
    Erythroblasts.
[03:56] ---
    Cells that are still being differentiated
    before they become Red Blood Cells.
[04:00] ---
    They exist inside the bone marrow.
[04:03] ---
    All right, children, are we all here now?
[04:06] ---
    Yes!
[04:07] ---
    I'm the Macrophage in charge of this class.
[04:10] ---
    I'll be looking after you until you become
    full-fledged Red Blood Cells, all right?
SIGN    MACROPHAGE:
    Inside the bone marrow,
    Erythroblasts cluster
    around the Macrophages,
    which play a crucial role
    in their differentiation
    and maturation.
[04:15] ---
    Let's all do our best to become
    exemplary Red Blood Cells!
[04:19] ---
    Okay!
[04:22] ---
    BLOOD CIRCULATION
    IS FUN
[04:24] ---
    Let's get this down pat!
[04:26] ---
    Okay.
[04:30] ---
    Now then, I wonder
    if you can do a good job delivering!
[04:32] ---
    START
[04:34] ---
    Yes!
[04:37] ---
    Let's deliver this oxygen!
[04:39] ---
    On your marks, get set, go!
[04:42] ---
    All right! I'm gonna do this, too!
[04:44] ---
    All right, children, good luck!
[04:49] ---
    Huh? It's a dead end!
[04:51] ---
    This way?
[04:52] ---
    No, is it that way? But...
[04:55] ---
    This way?
[04:58] ---
    It's neither this way nor that way!
[05:01] ---
    What the... What the... What the...
[05:05] ---
    Teacher! That girl got so lost she's dizzy.
[05:09] ---
    Oh my...
[05:12] ---
    There, there. No need to cry. You'll be fine.
[05:15] ---
    You'll stop getting lost before you know it.
    You don't have to panic, all right?
[05:20] ---
    Okay.
[05:23] ---
    The blood vessel isn't always a peaceful place.
[05:27] ---
    Extremely scary bacteria pop up
    from time to time!
[05:31] ---
    And so today, we're going to practice
    running away from bacteria!
[05:37] ---
    When bacteria appears,
    hurry to a nearby corner and hide!
[05:42] ---
    Okay!
[05:44] ---
    I've asked Neutrophil to play
    the role of the bacterium today.
[05:45] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELLS
    (NEUTROPHILS):
    Their main task is to
    eliminate foreign
    substances from outside,
    such as bacteria and viruses.
[05:49] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[05:51] ---
    I bet this girl's gonna lose her way
    and get eaten up!
[05:55] ---
    Don't say that!
[05:57] ---
    Hey, hey.
[05:58] ---
    Listen up when your teacher's talking!
[06:02] ---
    Okay.
[06:03] ---
    T-Teacher!
[06:05] ---
    What if I end up getting lost?
[06:08] ---
    Don't worry.
[06:10] ---
    You're all still children,
[06:12] ---
    so you won't be able to leave
    the bone marrow.
[06:16] ---
    If you're here inside the bone marrow,
    we can find you for sure!
SIGN    Until they mature and
    undergo enucleation,
    Erythroblasts reside
    in the bone marrow.
[06:24] ---
    Please don't let me get lost!
[06:29] ---
    If you're scared,
    wanna run away together?
[06:32] ---
    O-Oh! Thanks!
[06:35] ---
    All right, let's go!
[06:37] ---
    Okay, start!
[06:42] ---
    Oh, is it okay for me to get started?
[06:45] ---
    If you please.
[06:47] ---
    Hey! Look who's here!
    It's King Bacterium himself!
[06:51] ---
    Any Red Blood Cells around?
[06:55] ---
    Any Red Blood Cells around?
[06:57] ---
    I wonder if you all managed
    to hide yourselves well.
[06:58] ---
    Any Red Blood Cells around?
[07:01] ---
    Try not to get captured
    by that scary bacterium!
[07:05] ---
    Wait, where's that child?
[07:08] ---
    Somebody help me!
[07:16] ---
    Huh? Where am I now?
[07:19] ---
    I've lost my way again!
[07:22] ---
    That bacterium is scary, and I'm lost.
[07:27] ---
    There's no way
    I can ever become a Red Blood Cell!
[07:33] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting
    for your oxygen!
[07:38] ---
    Thank you as always!
[07:40] ---
    Not at all! Now if you'll excuse me!
[07:42] ---
    I need one over here!
[07:44] ---
    Roger that!
[07:44] ---
    - One for me, too!
    - Right!
[07:47] ---
    They're all so business-like.
[07:50] ---
    So cool!
[07:53] ---
    I wonder if these people
    are Red Blood Cells.
[07:58] ---
    Will I turn out like them someday, maybe?
[08:03] ---
    What's this?
[08:04] ---
    Hey you, what are you doing here?
[08:08] ---
    Teacher! You see, just now—
[08:13] ---
    You're alone, huh?
[08:15] ---
    How convenient for me!
[08:18] ---
    You're an Erythroblast, aren't you?
    A Red Blood Cell in the making.
[08:22] ---
    Th-That's you in disguise, right, Teacher?
[08:26] ---
    This is an evacuation drill, right?
[08:28] ---
    Teacher, huh? Well, it's not really
    such a stretch for me to be called that!
[08:33] ---
    After all, I'm overwhelmingly
    above you in status!
[08:37] ---
    Even still,
[08:40] ---
    you've got one thing wrong.
[08:42] ---
    I'm a genuine Pseudomonas!
SIGN    PSEUDOMONAS:
    One of the most common types
    of persistent bacteria existing
    in natural environments.
    Can cause pseudomonas infections.
[08:47] ---
    Ms. Macrophage!
[08:49] ---
    Where do you think you're going?
[08:53] ---
    BLOOD VESSEL
[08:57] ---
    The door won't open! But why?
[09:01] ---
    Erythroblasts cannot leave
    the bone marrow.
[09:06] ---
    But why?
[09:07] ---
    I don't have time for rules like that!
[09:14] ---
    A bacterium like me, who can survive
    without stealing nutrients or oxygen...
[09:19] ---
    Why do you think I made a point
    of coming inside this body?
[09:23] ---
    Because you see...
[09:26] ---
    I just adore tormenting
    helpless blood cells, that's why!
SIGN    PSEUDOMONAS:
    Can divide and proliferate
    like crazy even without nutrients.
    Once it enters a live body,
    it destroys blood cells
    and the cell system
    with a vengeance.
[09:37] ---
    I can't take this anymore!
[09:39] ---
    Now then, now then,
[09:42] ---
    shall I finish you off now?
[09:47] ---
    I do feel sorry for you.
    After all, you're so young.
[09:51] ---
    And you're going to die
    before you can become an adult.
[09:54] ---
    Well, but that's your destiny!
[09:57] ---
    Deal with it!
[10:01] ---
    I-I don't want to die!
[10:04] ---
    Not in a place like this!
[10:11] ---
    M-My eyes!
[10:16] ---
    I mean, there's a chance that I could turn out
    like those cool Red Blood Cells, too!
[10:21] ---
    You wretched little brat!
[10:29] ---
    Playtime is over!
[10:32] ---
    Die!
[10:34] ---
    Hold up!
[10:35] ---
    You darned germ!
[10:37] ---
    Don't think you can lay a finger on a blood cell
    in this body, and live to tell the tale!
SIGN    MYELOCYTE:
    Cells in the process of being differentiated,
    before they become White Blood Cells
    (Neutrophils, Eosinophils or Basophils).
    They reside in the bone marrow.
[10:42] ---
    Target sighted!
[10:45] ---
    Who are you?
[10:46] ---
    I don't need to tell a germ my name!
[10:49] ---
    Oh? Are you by any chance a Myelocyte?
[10:53] ---
    A White Blood Cell in the making?
[10:55] ---
    You think you're going to kill me?
[10:57] ---
    That's right! I'm gonna take you out!
[11:00] ---
    I'm so scared! I'm so scared!
[11:02] ---
    Take that, you darned germ!
[11:05] ---
    My weapon!
[11:07] ---
    All so lively, aren't you?
[11:10] ---
    You little brats inside this body!
[11:12] ---
    Give it back! Give it back!
[11:12] ---
    What impressive blood cells
    you're sure to become one day!
[11:15] ---
    You darned germ!
[11:20] ---
    That is, if you manage
    to stay alive that long!
[11:28] ---
    Big Brother!
[11:31] ---
    This is such a blast!
[11:33] ---
    Destroying little squirts' dreams,
    smashing their pride to smithereens...
[11:37] ---
    No wonder I can't stop
    tormenting the weak!
[11:44] ---
    Please don't die, Big Brother!
[11:48] ---
    I don't dislike kids with courage!
[11:52] ---
    If you hand over that Erythroblast,
[11:55] ---
    I'll spare just your life!
[11:59] ---
    What's it gonna be, little boy?
[12:03] ---
    Don't give me that.
[12:06] ---
    You really think I'd do something like that?
[12:11] ---
    Even if we, White Blood Cells,
    have to sacrifice our own lives,
[12:17] ---
    always protect other cells!
[12:21] ---
    I'm gonna be a great White Blood Cell!
[12:27] ---
    All right, that's the spirit! Myelocyte!
[12:40] ---
    You're safe now, okay, you two?
[12:42] ---
    Thank goodness! We were so worried!
[12:52] ---
    Oh my.
[12:56] ---
    All right, let's take care
    of those wounds right away.
[12:59] ---
    Okay.
[13:04] ---
    Neutrophil Teacher,
    thank you very much for your help!
[13:07] ---
    Big Brother!
[13:13] ---
    Thank you so much for rescuing me!
[13:17] ---
    Will I see you again?
[13:23] ---
    I don't know.
[13:26] ---
    I don't know, but...
[13:28] ---
    But...
[13:30] ---
    when we grow up and start working
    inside the blood vessels,
[13:35] ---
    maybe we'll see each other somewhere.
[13:38] ---
    Bye-bye.
[13:41] ---
    Bye-bye!
[13:43] ---
    Bye-bye!
[13:45] ---
    Bye-bye!
[13:51] ---
    Ever since I started working,
    I've been so busy that I forgot.
[13:56] ---
    But that did happen, didn't it?
[14:01] ---
    Okay! I'm gonna deliver
    this oxygen pronto!
[14:05] ---
    TEA
[14:08] ---
    I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
[14:10] ---
    Are you all right?
[14:12] ---
    No, I'm the one who should be sorry.
[14:17] ---
    White Blood Cell?
[14:19] ---
    Is that you?
[14:21] ---
    We sure run into each other a lot.
[14:25] ---
    Th-This is fresh tea!
[14:28] ---
    You're lost again?
[14:30] ---
    Yeah.
[14:32] ---
    It's all right. I'll go with you.
[14:35] ---
    Since I'm free right now.
[14:37] ---
    Thank you so much!
[14:41] ---
    White Blood Cell, huh?
[14:45] ---
    That boy back then... I wonder
    if he's an able White Blood Cell now?
[14:49] ---
    It happened so long ago,
    I don't really remember his face.
[14:54] ---
    Could it be?
[14:58] ---
    What is it?
[14:59] ---
    Oh no!
[15:00] ---
    No, but really, that would be
    too much of a coincidence, right?
[15:12] ---
    Cells...
[15:13] ---
    ...at Work!
[15:18] ---
    Thank you so much
    for showing me the way!
[15:22] ---
    Sure. See you.
[15:24] ---
    It's been so peaceful lately!
[15:26] ---
    We've had zero incidents.
[15:29] ---
    This tea is good.
[15:31] ---
    I only wish this could last.
[15:38] ---
    Some kind of weird cell is on the attack!
[15:42] ---
    S-Somebody help me!
[15:46] ---
    CELL
[15:58] ---
    Who the hell is this?
[16:00] ---
    That's some unusual prey!
[16:03] ---
    I haven't seen you eliminate
    a cell in forever, Neutrophil!
SIGN    KILLER T CELLS (CYTOTOXIC T CELLS):
    Mobilize under orders
    from the Helper T Cells.
    They kill virus-infected cells,
    Cancer Cells and the like.
[16:08] ---
    Is that you, Killer T?
[16:10] ---
    I know you looked out
    for Naive the other day.
[16:15] ---
    Too bad for him.
[16:17] ---
    Did he get infected
    with a virus, maybe?
[16:19] ---
    That's what I thought.
[16:22] ---
    Hard to stomach, isn't it?
[16:24] ---
    Incidents involving
    your own friends.
[16:27] ---
    Now then,
[16:28] ---
    I'm gonna take this corpse
    into custody, all right?
[16:32] ---
    Excuse me.
[16:34] ---
    Dealing with cell-related trouble...
    That's our job!
[16:37] ---
    Your main job is to kill bacteria, right?
[16:42] ---
    It's not like we don't take care
    of cell-related trouble, too.
[16:46] ---
    Excuse me!
[16:50] ---
    Hey, what's the problem?
[16:52] ---
    I mean, I'm bored
    since no jobs have been coming in!
[16:58] ---
    You're...
[17:00] ---
    NK Cell!
SIGN    NK CELL (NATURAL KILLER CELL):
    They patrol the entire body,
    attacking as soon as they spot
    Cancer Cells or viruses.
[17:01] ---
    NK Cell.
[17:03] ---
    They patrol the entire body,
[17:05] ---
    attacking as soon as they spot
[17:08] ---
    Cancer Cells or viruses.
[17:10] ---
    Hey, my bad.
    I couldn't find a suitable cushion.
[17:14] ---
    Damn you! What do you want?
[17:16] ---
    I knew it.
[17:18] ---
    This guy's no ordinary virus.
[17:21] ---
    He's the type
    who proliferates at warp speed.
[17:24] ---
    I'm pretty sure
    his friends are still around, so...
[17:27] ---
    Maybe I'll ask that cell there
    to show me the way?
[17:31] ---
    Hey you,
[17:33] ---
    it's not just this one virus, right?
[17:37] ---
    Um, that's correct.
[17:38] ---
    There are still some in my area!
[17:40] ---
    What? In the cell system?
[17:42] ---
    Y-You should've spoken up sooner!
[17:44] ---
    Well, that's what I've been trying
    to tell you all this time.
[17:47] ---
    You damn idiot! Show us the way now!
[17:49] ---
    Hold up a second!
[17:51] ---
    As it happens, I've been extremely idle.
[17:54] ---
    Sorry, but I'm going to take this job!
[17:57] ---
    What?
[17:59] ---
    One more thing...
[18:00] ---
    I don't want you guys
    to come along.
[18:02] ---
    The last thing I need
    is to have you underfoot.
[18:05] ---
    So I'll be going off alone!
[18:06] ---
    Wh-Why, you, who do you think you—
[18:10] ---
    Oops, my hand slipped.
[18:12] ---
    Sorry!
[18:13] ---
    I'm powerful, so I'll be fine.
[18:16] ---
    Hey, Killer T. You all right?
[18:21] ---
    And then, you see...
[18:23] ---
    A bucket? Sure!
[18:31] ---
    Oops, my bad. My hand slipped.
[18:37] ---
    We wouldn't want you to catch a cold,
    so you go on home, young lady, and sit tight!
[18:42] ---
    Oops! My hand slipped again!
[18:44] ---
    Sorry! My foot slipped!
[18:46] ---
    I apologize! My elbow slipped!
[18:49] ---
    That's too much slipping!
    You going senile or what?
[18:53] ---
    Who are you to talk?
[18:56] ---
    I'm gonna kill you!
[18:57] ---
    Huh! I'd like to see you try it!
[19:00] ---
    They're allies,
    but they're killing each other!
[19:02] ---
    Just what you'd expect of immunity cells.
[19:04] ---
    Th-They sure don't get along.
[19:07] ---
    Yeah, they probably don't.
[19:09] ---
    Maybe we should just leave them behind.
[19:12] ---
    By the way, Cell...
[19:13] ---
    About showing us the way...
[19:15] ---
    You don't have to come
    the whole way, okay?
[19:18] ---
    The cells I'm going off to kill
    might have been your friends or neighbors.
[19:24] ---
    You wouldn't want to see that, do you?
[19:27] ---
    No, hey, I'll be fine!
[19:29] ---
    I'll take you all the way.
[19:31] ---
    Since it's for the sake of this world.
[19:34] ---
    And besides, remember?
    You just saved my life.
[19:39] ---
    Thank you very much.
[19:40] ---
    That was the first time
    I'd ever been rescued.
[19:44] ---
    Don't worry! I totally understand.
[19:47] ---
    That this is something
    we can't do anything about.
[19:50] ---
    That for the sake of world peace,
    sometimes your friends can get killed.
[19:55] ---
    And also the fact that that's your job.
[19:59] ---
    Is that right? I appreciate that.
[20:02] ---
    Anyway, who knew there were immunity cells
    who were sensitive to that?
[20:07] ---
    W-Well, maybe.
[20:10] ---
    Not that I can broadcast it
    in front of Killer T.
[20:14] ---
    I win!
[20:15] ---
    I haven't lost yet!
[20:19] ---
    CELL SYSTEM
[20:19] ---
    I thought that cells were living here...
[20:22] ---
    There's no sign of them.
[20:24] ---
    That virus's friends are probably laying low.
[20:29] ---
    Come on!
[20:33] ---
    It's deserted.
[20:36] ---
    This is serious.
[20:39] ---
    For now, let's report to HQ,
    and then we'll patrol the area together.
[20:43] ---
    Together? No way in hell is that happening!
[20:46] ---
    Then it'll be two against two!
[20:47] ---
    And I'm taking our guide with me!
[20:49] ---
    Sure, be my guest!
[20:51] ---
    It would be so uncool
    if the Lone Wolf got herself lost, huh?
[20:54] ---
    H-Hey, no fighting!
[20:56] ---
    I'm not fighting!
    This is a rejection reaction!
[20:59] ---
    No way can I focus on my work
    if I'm teamed up with someone like that!
[21:03] ---
    Oh thank goodness!
[21:05] ---
    Now I'm freed
    from babysitting the moron!
[21:11] ---
    Hey!
[21:12] ---
    Don't let your personal feelings
    get in the way!
[21:15] ---
    Come back here!
[21:16] ---
    It'll get worse if we go along with her!
[21:21] ---
    I'm talking about compatibility!
    Compatibility!
[21:26] ---
    You don't know when to shut up, do you?
[21:29] ---
    Now, then...
[21:32] ---
    We should get started, too, right?
[21:37] ---
    Since that pain in the neck
    is out of the way,
[21:40] ---
    I'll be glad to take you on,
    that's what I'm saying.
[21:43] ---
    Although if what you want is to die
    as someone else, feel free to stand pat.
[21:47] ---
    Show me who you really are!
[21:53] ---
    So, I'm busted, huh?
[23:24] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    I'm getting a bad vibe.
[23:28] ---
    Come on, let me enjoy myself a little longer!
[23:30] ---
    This is no viral infection!
[23:32] ---
    You ripped me off!
[23:33] ---
    What happened to that cell kid?
[23:34] ---
    There's something strange going on!
[23:36] ---
    All three of you are here, I see.
[23:37] ---
    EPISODE 7:
    CANCER CELL

7 - Cancer Cell
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[01:30] ---
    USED GOODS COLLECTION
[01:37] ---
    What's going on?
[01:38] ---
    M-My shoelace broke on me!
SIGN    RED BLOOD CELLS:
    They carry oxygen
    and carbon dioxide
    using blood circulation.
[01:41] ---
    Oh no! That's a bad omen!
[01:42] ---
    BAD OMEN #1: Shoelace breaks
[01:44] ---
    Please go on ahead.
[01:46] ---
    I'll catch up in no time!
[01:47] ---
    Roger that.
    I'll be taking my time, okay?
[01:50] ---
    Senpai! Thank you for waiting!
[01:53] ---
    BAD OMEN #2: Walking under a ladder
[01:53] ---
    Listen, you! I just warned you,
    and you're passing under a ladder!
[01:57] ---
    Uh-oh!
[01:58] ---
    WASTE
[01:58] ---
    BAD OMEN #3: Dishes break
[01:59] ---
    H-Hey, I'm so sorry!
[02:01] ---
    The dishes! Bad luck!
[02:04] ---
    What are you doing?
[02:05] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[02:06] ---
    I'll pick it all up for you!
[02:08] ---
    BAD OMEN #4: Cowlick is agitated
[02:10] ---
    Even her cowlick!
[02:12] ---
    Is this a paranormal phenomenon?
[02:17] ---
    What's going on?
[02:19] ---
    I'm getting a really bad vibe.
[02:22] ---
    Oh, hey, it stopped.
[02:27] ---
    Show me who you really are!
[02:31] ---
    So, I'm busted, huh?
[02:33] ---
    You've progressed the most, and so,
    you passed yourself off as a harmless cell,
[02:37] ---
    hoping to lure us out, isn't that right?
[02:49] ---
    What about you, lady?
[02:50] ---
    You think you let your two allies get away
    from the enemy territory, don't you?
[02:54] ---
    I see you're not rattled at all.
[02:58] ---
    It would've saved me a lot of trouble
    if I had the three of you in one place.
SIGN    CANCER CELL:
    Cells that proliferate wildly
    when there's an anomaly
    in the cell's genes.
    Invading the boundaries
    between themselves
    and surrounding normal cells,
    they proliferate endlessly.
[03:04] ---
    Cancer Cell.
[03:05] ---
    Cells that proliferate wildly
    when there's an anomaly in the cell's genes.
[03:11] ---
    Invading the boundaries between themselves
    and surrounding normal cells,
[03:14] ---
    they proliferate endlessly.
[03:17] ---
    I didn't let them get away.
[03:19] ---
    They were in my way, that's all.
[03:21] ---
    EPISODE 7:
    CANCER CELL
[03:22] ---
    After all, they couldn't
    even see through your disguise.
[03:25] ---
    You wretched bug bastard!
[03:27] ---
    You could've just wreaked havoc
    anywhere random,
[03:31] ---
    but you chose to come here
    and give that elaborate performance.
[03:33] ---
    You've got something
    up your sleeve, am I right?
[03:36] ---
    Tell me what it is, Cancer Cell!
[03:43] ---
    I don't want to.
[03:45] ---
    CELL
[03:54] ---
    Hey! What's up with that?
    What a lame attack!
[03:58] ---
    It was all I could do not to burst out laughing,
    and I still played along the whole time!
[04:05] ---
    Come on, let me enjoy myself a little longer!
[04:16] ---
    Hey, that's not half bad, you know.
[04:21] ---
    Well, excuse me and my lame attacks!
[04:29] ---
    Now then, what am I gonna do with him?
[04:39] ---
    Something's not right.
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELLS
    (NEUTROPHILS):
    Their main task is to
    eliminate foreign
    substances from outside,
    such as bacteria and viruses.
[04:41] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[04:42] ---
    Let's turn back and meet up
    with NK and the other one.
[04:45] ---
    Forget about them!
[04:47] ---
    Oh right. Let me contact them.
[04:50] ---
    What's this?
[04:52] ---
    This piece of paper...
SIGN    KILLER T CELLS (CYTOTOXIC T CELLS):
    Mobilize under orders
    from the Helper T Cells.
    They kill virus-infected cells,
    Cancer Cells and the like.
[04:58] ---
    What the hell is this?
[05:02] ---
    MAKE MORE FRIENDS
[05:02] ---
    GOING OUTSIDE IS PROHIBITED
    DON'T TAKE THIS OFF
SIGN    KEEP THE SWITCH CLEAN
SIGN    DO NOT HIT
[05:09] ---
    ABOUT CHROMOSOMES
[05:10] ---
    This is...
[05:11] ---
    Yeah. Hey!
[05:13] ---
    Look at this!
[05:16] ---
    Does this mean that the cells here
    are ignoring the normal proliferation program?
[05:21] ---
    Yeah. There's tons of them.
SIGN    PROLIFERATION:
    Unable to suppress cell proliferation,
    Cancer Cells self-proliferate
    at an unchecked rate.
[05:24] ---
    This is totally abnormal.
[05:26] ---
    They're busting through their
    cell membranes. It's a free-for-all!
SIGN    INFILTRATION:
    Cancer cells can moisten the cell walls
    of normal cells around them.
[05:30] ---
    They really did a number
    on the surrounding tissue, too!
SIGN    METASTASIS:
    Cancer cells travel through
    the blood vessels and lymph ducts,
    spreading to other parts
    of the body, and widening
    the scope of their activity.
[05:32] ---
    FRAGILE
[05:32] ---
    And just look at these moving boxes,
    organized so neatly!
[05:37] ---
    Don't tell me...
[05:38] ---
    The cells that were here aren't...
[05:41] ---
    CELL DIVISION
[05:42] ---
    Proliferation, infiltration and metastasis!
[05:45] ---
    This is no viral infection!
[05:48] ---
    Are they Cancer Cells?
[05:56] ---
    My bad!
[06:10] ---
    There's so many of them!
[06:11] ---
    Dammit, where did they all come from?
[06:17] ---
    Th-This looks bad, Killer T!
[06:19] ---
    NK and Cell are in danger!
[06:21] ---
    You moron!
[06:23] ---
    You need to worry about yourself
    and this time and place instead of others!
[06:31] ---
    NK!
[06:35] ---
    Hey, NK! Damn you!
[06:38] ---
    All that bluster, and this is how you end up?
[06:40] ---
    Oh please. The two of you sure seem
    to be sitting pretty yourselves!
[06:44] ---
    Don't be such a sore loser!
    You've always been a loose cannon!
[06:48] ---
    Why don't you shut up, idiot?
[06:50] ---
    You morons didn't even notice
    the Cancer Cell in our midst!
[06:52] ---
    What did you say?
[06:53] ---
    Both of you! Don't fight at a time like this!
[06:56] ---
    NK! Forget about that!
    Where's that young cell kid?
[07:03] ---
    Could you be any denser?
    If you're looking for that one, there he is!
[07:09] ---
    C-Cancer Cell?
[07:20] ---
    I see all three of you are here.
[07:22] ---
    So that makes it
    three against one, I guess.
[07:26] ---
    That cell kid is a Cancer Cell?
[07:28] ---
    So NK knew all along?
[07:31] ---
    No, wait...
    When he was being chased earlier...
[07:34] ---
    That was him acting?
[07:36] ---
    Meaning he and his friends
    put on a performance?
[07:39] ---
    Now that all three of you are here,
    I'll be glad to clue you in.
[07:42] ---
    Lady, you were keen to know
    why I'm doing this, weren't you?
[07:47] ---
    I wanted to let you experience it.
[07:50] ---
    How it feels to get ganged up on
[07:53] ---
    and massacred so violently
    by you Immune Cells!
[08:01] ---
    What?
[08:02] ---
    So he'd already taken over
    this whole building?
[08:14] ---
    This is why I told you
    I'd handle this on my own.
[08:18] ---
    You wusses don't stand a chance
    against the enemy.
[08:21] ---
    Because you're only going to get hurt.
[08:25] ---
    NK...
[08:27] ---
    Y-You damn moron...
[08:47] ---
    CAUTION
SIGN    PLATELETS
    They aggregate when the blood vessels
    are damaged, and cover the wounds.
[08:50] ---
    PLATELETS
[08:51] ---
    It's Big Sister Red Blood Cell!
[08:53] ---
    Hello!
[08:54] ---
    Well, well! Hello, little Platelets!
[09:02] ---
    That tickles!
[09:03] ---
    FRAGILE
    CONDENSED GAS
[09:04] ---
    Can't get over how peaceful
    it is, huh, Senpai?
[09:08] ---
    You said it.
[09:10] ---
    Come to think of it, those bad vibes
    I was getting earlier...
[09:18] ---
    I guess I was just imagining things after all?
[09:22] ---
    Sorry about that!
[09:23] ---
    Oh, that's okay.
[09:25] ---
    See you later!
[09:26] ---
    - Bye-bye!
    - Bye-bye!
[09:28] ---
    Did you see that guy just now?
[09:30] ---
    That was some gigantic load of nutrients,
    he was carrying, huh?
[09:33] ---
    Looked like a lot to handle.
    Should we help him out?
[09:37] ---
    Good idea.
[09:40] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[09:42] ---
    H-Hey, hold up! Excuse me!
[09:44] ---
    Huh?
[09:45] ---
    What's the deal
    with this huge load of nutrients?
[09:49] ---
    Uh... We thought it was weird, too,
    but we just got a giant order.
[09:54] ---
    They're telling us to keep 'em coming.
[09:56] ---
    It's this housing complex
    that placed the order.
[10:03] ---
    Are there really that many cells living here?
[10:07] ---
    Why don't we take a peek inside?
SIGN    HOW CANCER CELLS WORK:
    Cancer cells release massive amounts
    of a substance called "inflammatory cytokine."
    This draws nutrient-rich blood to them
    on a preferential basis, contributing
    to Cancer Cell proliferation. If this persists,
    it upsets the body's balance in various ways.
[10:15] ---
    We'll just leave this outside!
[10:20] ---
    What was that? Talk about scary!
[10:22] ---
    Hey, this can't be a good thing, right?
[10:25] ---
    If they consume this amount of nutrients,
    this body's overall energy will...
[10:30] ---
    You're right, it's not a good thing.
[10:32] ---
    But we're being told to keep
    the deliveries coming, so...
[10:35] ---
    It seems really sketchy,
    but let's help out, too.
[10:39] ---
    Uh, right.
[10:41] ---
    But...
[10:44] ---
    Come on! Let's go!
[10:46] ---
    Right!
[11:11] ---
    Die, you goddamn bug!
[11:24] ---
    Die, you goddamn bug!
[11:30] ---
    Two Cancer Cells have escaped!
[11:32] ---
    Crap! Those goddamn bugs!
[11:34] ---
    Find them and eliminate them!
[11:37] ---
    Find them!
[11:39] ---
    Find them and make sure
    they're eliminated!
[11:45] ---
    This should be far enough...
[11:48] ---
    Hey—
[11:50] ---
    You little imbecile!
[11:52] ---
    Your copying error made us look like fools!
[11:55] ---
    Sorry about that! I was so wiped out.
SIGN    HOW MANY CANCER CELLS
    ARE PRODUCED IN 1 DAY:
    Due to copying errors that occur
    when normal cells divide,
    Cancer Cells are produced
    at a rate of several thousand a day,
    even in healthy people.
[12:04] ---
    H-Hey, are we gonna get killed
    even though we were only just born?
[12:11] ---
    What do they mean by "copying error"?
[12:14] ---
    D-Don't ask me!
[12:16] ---
    But for now,
    let's just try to escape together!
[12:21] ---
    H-Hey!
[12:24] ---
    There's one of them!
[12:25] ---
    Capture him!
[12:28] ---
    Gotcha! Just one more to go!
[12:30] ---
    Smoke him out no matter what
    and murder him!
[12:34] ---
    You goddamn bug!
[12:43] ---
    Did you call me a goddamn bug?
[12:46] ---
    And you're gonna kill me?
[12:47] ---
    Damn you, treating me like a defect!
[12:52] ---
    Who the hell do you guys think you are?
[12:55] ---
    Why should we have to get killed?
[13:04] ---
    We've never done anything wrong!
[13:07] ---
    All we did was come into this world!
[13:12] ---
    I'm gonna murder the three of you instead!
[13:39] ---
    It won't be long now!
[13:41] ---
    Oh my, Red Blood Cell!
[13:43] ---
    What's wrong?
    Why are you in such a rush?
[13:47] ---
    Macrophage!
[13:49] ---
    I'm not really sure why,
[13:50] ---
    but we're getting tons of orders
    from that housing complex right there!
[13:54] ---
    Something strange is going on
    with that complex!
SIGN    MACROPHAGE
    A type of White Blood Cell.
    Captures and kills foreign substances
    such as bacteria, and finds antigens
    and immunity information.
[14:02] ---
    Now, we're gonna scatter all over the body
    via the blood vessels and lymph ducts.
[14:07] ---
    That's where we're gonna proliferate,
    and then kill every last one of your friends.
[14:12] ---
    By knocking all you normal cells down
    from the killers' side to the victims' side,
[14:16] ---
    all the way to rock bottom!
[14:20] ---
    That's absurd!
[14:21] ---
    There's no way this world can be sustained
    by the power of lunatic cells!
[14:27] ---
    You can try all you want,
[14:29] ---
    but the only thing in store for you
    is annihilation!
[14:35] ---
    That's just fine with me.
[14:39] ---
    After all, it's my fate to die.
[14:42] ---
    Hold up! Metastasis!
[14:45] ---
    That's the one thing
    I won't let you get away with!
[14:50] ---
    See ya.
[14:56] ---
    You guys!
[14:57] ---
    Are you all right?
SIGN    B CELL (ANTIBODY-PRODUCING CELL):
    A type of Lymphocyte that fights antigens
    by producing weapons called "antibodies."
[14:59] ---
    You're finished, you damn Cancer Cell!
[15:04] ---
    Dear me...
[15:05] ---
    I was aiming for his head,
    but I seem to have missed!
[15:15] ---
    Just like you said, Red Blood Cell,
    this place is teeming with strange cells!
[15:19] ---
    Killing them will be so rewarding!
[15:22] ---
    Just when I thought he was nowhere
    to be seen, there's White Blood Cell!
[15:26] ---
    R-Red Blood Cell!
SIGN    HELPER T CELLS:
    They relay information
    and countermeasure strategies
    for foreign enemies to other cells.
[15:29] ---
    Cancer Cells!
[15:31] ---
    We, Immune Cells, have you
    completely surrounded!
[15:36] ---
    Just calmly surrender.
[15:44] ---
    Hey.
[15:48] ---
    You gonna sit there forever?
[15:58] ---
    We're gonna take that bastard out
[16:00] ---
    together, all right?
[16:02] ---
    You don't have to tell me!
[16:04] ---
    Killer T, NK...
[16:06] ---
    Losing to him...
[16:08] ---
    Losing to those Cancer Cells
    isn't an option!
[16:11] ---
    Let's do it for this world!
[16:14] ---
    Let's go!
[16:28] ---
    There they are!
    It's a horde of Cancer Cells!
[16:30] ---
    You're right! So scary!
[16:38] ---
    Killer, dodge to the right!
[16:40] ---
    Gotcha! To the right!
[16:42] ---
    Eat this! Full charge!
[16:53] ---
    Goodness, what an idiot you are!
[16:57] ---
    NK! What do you think
    you're doing?
[17:00] ---
    Hilarious! I'm telling you,
    this is totally killing me!
[17:09] ---
    My bad, Killer!
[17:11] ---
    Oh boy, was that hysterical!
[17:16] ---
    Laughing my head off
    gave me a shot in the arm!
[17:19] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[17:23] ---
    I-I see! NK Cell...
[17:35] ---
    You picked the wrong opponent!
[17:37] ---
    I'll be happy to explain!
[17:39] ---
    See, as an NK Cell...
SIGN    NK CELL'S REVITALIZATION:
    Transmitters called "neuropeptides"
    are produced when the brain is stimulated
    through laughter. These bind to the surface
    of the NK cells, revitalizing them.
[17:45] ---
    ...I get revitalized by laughter!
[17:52] ---
    No way! How can this...
    How can this be happening?
[17:56] ---
    Go on, Neutrophil! Finish him off!
[17:59] ---
    Gotcha!
[18:02] ---
    Die, Cancer Cell!
[18:07] ---
    Canceled...
[18:15] ---
    Oh man, I was this close, too.
[18:18] ---
    Mister, are you
    that White Blood Cell from before?
[18:21] ---
    What do you want with me?
    You've got some bitter words for me?
[18:24] ---
    Like "How dare you lie to us?"
[18:27] ---
    Why don't you just say something already?
[18:30] ---
    Uh, actually...
[18:32] ---
    I was just thinking how you're a cell, too.
[18:38] ---
    You may not have the strength
    to move anymore,
[18:41] ---
    but it looks like you can still talk, huh?
[18:44] ---
    Before I finish you off,
[18:45] ---
    if you have anything to say,
    I'll be happy to hear you out.
[18:49] ---
    Pretending to be such a nice guy...
    You really piss me off.
[18:57] ---
    When I disguised myself as a normal cell,
    and you rescued me, I...
[19:03] ---
    That just made me so happy, you know?
[19:06] ---
    Since it was the first time in my life
    that anyone had ever rescued me...
[19:11] ---
    There isn't a single cell in this world
    who would try to save a cell like me.
[19:20] ---
    Why would there be, right?
[19:22] ---
    I'm really just a cell, you know!
[19:26] ---
    I should've gotten the chance to just live
    in peace every day with you all,
[19:29] ---
    as a member of this world!
[19:33] ---
    But...
[19:35] ---
    We, Immune Cells, can't save you.
[19:39] ---
    You defy the rules of this body,
[19:41] ---
    proliferating, stealing nutrients
    and destroying normal tissue.
[19:46] ---
    We can neither let you live nor repair you.
[19:52] ---
    I know that, all right?
[19:56] ---
    But... But once today ends,
[19:59] ---
    you're all just gonna forget!
[20:02] ---
    My grudge, my anger, my grief...
[20:07] ---
    They're all just gonna fade away,
    never to be heard!
[20:10] ---
    And it will be like they never existed.
[20:13] ---
    Nothing will remain.
[20:15] ---
    Thanks to a cell division gone wrong,
[20:19] ---
    the Immune Cells that should've been
    my allies went after me!
[20:23] ---
    I fought them and lost.
[20:25] ---
    And now I'm gonna die
    without leaving my mark in this world!
[20:29] ---
    Why was I ever born in the first place?
[20:33] ---
    Even so,
[20:35] ---
    I have no choice but to kill you.
[20:39] ---
    Because that's my job.
[20:45] ---
    Fine. I'll gladly lose to you.
[20:49] ---
    For today, that is.
[20:52] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[20:54] ---
    Are you all right?
[20:56] ---
    Red Blood Cell!
[21:04] ---
    Is he... Is he the enemy you fought today?
    The Cancer Cell...
[21:08] ---
    So scary!
[21:10] ---
    Nothing to be scared about.
[21:12] ---
    I've already finished him off.
[21:14] ---
    For now, at least.
[21:18] ---
    Fine. I'll gladly lose to you.
[21:21] ---
    For today, that is.
[21:24] ---
    Cancer Cell, please
    don't ever come here again!
[21:28] ---
    By the way, Red Blood Cell...
[21:32] ---
    You're the one who summoned
    the other Immune Cells, right?
[21:35] ---
    Thanks. I owe you one.
[21:38] ---
    Sure!
[21:39] ---
    By the way, what were you talking
    about just now?
[21:42] ---
    No, nothing, really.
[21:47] ---
    Cancer Cell...
[21:49] ---
    Even if we do meet again,
[21:52] ---
    we, Immune Cells,
    will bring you down for sure!
[23:24] ---
    UP AHEAD
    INFERIOR VENA CAVA
[23:24] ---
    VEIN
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    I'm going around the blood flow by myself!
[23:28] ---
    Good luck!
[23:29] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!",
[23:30] ---
    SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
[23:30] ---
    ROUTE
[23:31] ---
    "Blood Circulation"!
[23:33] ---
    Hey, we ran into each other again,
    White Blood Cell!
[23:36] ---
    It's not like I tagged along, all right?
[23:36] ---
    EPISODE 8:
    BLOOD CIRCULATION
[23:39] ---
    

8 - Blood Circulation
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    Inside the human body,
[00:11] ---
    roughly 37.2 trillion cells
    work energetically,
[00:13] ---
    DENDRITE
[00:15] ---
    all day every day.
[00:17] ---
    ANTIBODY ENCYCLOPEDIA
[00:17] ---
    24 hours and 365 days.
[00:20] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[00:20] ---
    They are all working very hard.
[00:22] ---
    UNDER
    CONSTRUCTION
[00:22] ---
    PLATELETS
[00:28] ---
    UP AHEAD
    INFERIOR VENA CAVA
[00:28] ---
    VEIN
[00:29] ---
    This is the inside of a human body.
SIGN    RED BLOOD CELLS:
    They carry oxygen
    and carbon dioxide
    using blood circulation.
[00:34] ---
    Let's see...
[00:36] ---
    Which way was it again?
[00:38] ---
    All right, attention, rookie Red Blood Cells!
[00:41] ---
    IN TRAINING
[00:41] ---
    CLEARANCE
[00:42] ---
    Up ahead is the inferior vena cava.
[00:45] ---
    When this workplace tour is done,
[00:46] ---
    Rookie Red Blood Cells?
[00:47] ---
    you'll be sent out
    immediately to the front lines.
[00:47] ---
    LANES MERGE AHEAD
    PLEASE SLOW DOWN!
[00:49] ---
    So please make sure you get everything
    straight while you have the chance!
[00:51] ---
    So the rookies will be starting
    their first day of work soon. I see.
[00:52] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[00:53] ---
    All right, let's move on to our next stop.
    Follow me, please!
[00:56] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[00:56] ---
    I'd better look sharp myself!
[00:59] ---
    Even though in everybody's eyes,
    I'm a dummy and directionally-challenged...
[01:03] ---
    Seriously, you! Sticking your nose
    into other people's work!
[01:08] ---
    Ms. Macrophage!
[01:12] ---
    I've got to come into my own,
    or I'll always be a drag on everyone else!
[01:16] ---
    I can't keep depending
    on others anymore!
[01:20] ---
    Delivering carbon dioxide to the lungs,
    receiving oxygen in return,
[01:23] ---
    and delivering it to cells
    throughout the body...
[01:26] ---
    That's my job!
[01:28] ---
    And I'll go all around this circulatory system
    by myself without getting lost!
[03:03] ---
    EPISODE 8:
    BLOOD CIRCULATION
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    "Blood Circulation."
[03:09] ---
    Let's see.
[03:11] ---
    Since I'm in front of the inferior vena cava now,
[03:14] [SONG] ---
    INFERIOR VENA CAVA
[03:14] ---
    YOU ARE HERE
[03:14] ---
    HEART
[03:15] ---
    I should just go...
    Inferior vena cava... Heart... Lungs!
[03:19] ---
    And then just make my way back, right?
[03:22] ---
    All right!
[03:23] ---
    CELL
[03:23] ---
    Now I turn this corner, and...
[03:28] ---
    Something there...
[03:29] ---
    Get in my way and I'll stab you to death!
[03:33] ---
    Stuff like this
    is always happening around me!
[03:35] ---
    And I just vowed to myself
    that I'd try my best!
[03:38] ---
    I'm history!
    I'm gonna get stabbed and dissolve!
SIGN    HEMOLYSIS
    The destruction
    of Red Blood Cells.
[03:41] ---
    I'm gonna die!
[03:43] ---
    What? Y-You headed me off!
[03:47] ---
    Die! You germ!
[03:54] ---
    Hey, Red Blood Cell...
[03:57] ---
    Are you all right?
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELLS (NEUTROPHILS):
    Their main task is to eliminate
    foreign substances from outside,
    such as bacteria and viruses.
    Neutrophils comprise over half
    of the White Blood Cells in the blood.
[03:58] ---
    Wh-White Blood Cell...
[04:00] ---
    Thank you so much!
[04:03] ---
    What are you doing in a place like this?
[04:05] ---
    There's nothing
    but lymphatic vessels up ahead.
[04:08] ---
    I lost my way again!
[04:12] ---
    You're lost?
[04:13] ---
    Y-Yes.
[04:17] ---
    And now White Blood Cell
    is all injured because of me!
[04:22] ---
    I can't go on like this!
[04:23] ---
    I've got to get a grip!
[04:26] ---
    Then, I'll show you the way again.
[04:33] ---
    Whoa! R-Red Blood Cell is ablaze!
[04:36] ---
    "I'm going to finish the job all by myself!"
[04:39] ---
    That's what her aura is saying!
[04:42] ---
    So I guess I'll stop meddling.
[04:45] ---
    S-See you! Keep up the good work, okay?
[04:48] ---
    Right!
[04:53] ---
    Big Sister, there's still construction
    going on here! Please watch out!
SIGN    PLATELETS:
    A type of blood component.
    They aggregate when
    the blood vessels are damaged,
    and cover the wounds.
[04:58] ---
    R-Right!
SIGN    Under construction.
    We apologize
    for the inconvenience.
[05:02] ---
    - I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
    - A-Are you all right?
[05:04] ---
    I-I-I'm fine!
    Sorry to cause you trouble!
[05:08] ---
    I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
[05:10] ---
    A-All right, if you'll excuse me...
[05:12] ---
    Hey! Would you mind
    not charging ahead like that?
[05:15] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I really am sorry!
[05:17] ---
    Red Blood Cell...
[05:18] ---
    VEIN
[05:18] ---
    SIMPLIFIED MAP
[05:25] ---
    Wanna have something sweet?
[05:25] ---
    GLUCOSE
[05:27] ---
    The going's gonna get tough
    after this, you know.
[05:29] ---
    I'd like some ice cream!
SIGN    DEXTROSE:
    Also known as "glucose."
    Red Blood Cells are fond of sugar.
    Unlike White Blood Cells,
    Red Blood Cells have no mitochondria,
    so glucose is their only energy source.
[05:31] ---
    Dextrose. Also known as "glucose."
[05:34] ---
    Red Blood Cells are fond of sugar.
[05:36] ---
    Unlike White Blood Cells,
    Red Blood Cells have no mitochondria,
[05:41] ---
    so glucose is their only energy source.
[05:45] ---
    SIMPLIFIED MAP
[05:46] ---
    Let's see... If I go this way,
[05:49] ---
    then I'll reach the inferior vena cava!
[05:54] ---
    This is #1146.
[05:56] ---
    As of now, I'll be patrolling
    the entire body.
[05:59] ---
    Roger that!
[06:00] ---
    I'll be hanging around the liver area.
[06:04] ---
    Good work!
[06:05] ---
    My shoulders are so stiff!
[06:09] ---
    Let's see, let's see... This is the vein.
SIGN    VENOUS VALVE:
    Prevents blood from backing up.
    Keeps the blood flowing one-way
    through the vessels.
[06:13] ---
    Venous valve.
[06:15] ---
    Prevents blood from backing up.
[06:18] ---
    Keeps the blood flowing one-way
    through the vessels.
[06:19] ---
    What? It's the opposite of my map?
[06:24] ---
    Th-This way?
[06:26] ---
    Why are you running the other way,
    Red Blood Cell?
[06:30] ---
    Hey you! Why are you going
    the other way?
[06:32] ---
    This is the same valve
    you just passed through!
[06:35] ---
    S-Sorry about that!
[06:37] ---
    What a dummy!
[06:39] ---
    I was holding my map upside down!
SIGN    INFERIOR VENA CAVA:
    The largest vein in the human body.
    Collects blood from the lower body,
    delivering it to the right atrium of the heart.
[06:42] ---
    Inferior vena cava.
[06:44] ---
    The largest vein in the human body.
[06:46] ---
    STAY CALM
    MOVE SLOWLY
[06:47] ---
    Collects blood from the lower body,
[06:50] ---
    delivering it to the right atrium
    of the heart.
[06:55] ---
    I mean, the vena cava's just a huge
    straight path, so sure, it's a breeze!
[07:00] ---
    The way it goes uphill wipes you out, huh?
[07:04] ---
    Yeah, okay! I've got to give it my all,
    especially in places like this!
[07:10] ---
    When the path is confusing,
    it takes up so much time, after all!
[07:16] ---
    Huh? What are you doing alone here?
[07:19] ---
    Want me to go with you?
[07:23] ---
    Sh-She's on fire!
[07:25] ---
    She can't even hear my voice.
[07:29] ---
    !! CAUTION !!
[07:32] ---
    Attention, blood cells!
[07:34] ---
    It's extremely congested up ahead,
[07:37] ---
    so you'll have to leave
    your carts behind!
[07:41] ---
    Please advance only after you've placed
    your carts in the corral!
[07:45] ---
    You are now entering the heart.
[07:46] ---
    HEART
[07:46] ---
    ROUTE
[07:48] ---
    Please follow our instructions
    and circulate quickly!
[07:51] ---
    Due to congestion,
    please leave
    your carts behind.
[07:52] ---
    Attention, blood cells.
[07:53] ---
    Please advance only after you've placed
    your carts in the designated area.
[08:01] ---
    Attention, blood cells!
[08:03] ---
    Hello!
[08:04] ---
    Welcome to the heart!
[08:06] ---
    I'm going to explain lung circulation
    and body circulation now,
[08:07] ---
    LUNG CIRCULATION AND BODY CIRCULATION
[08:10] ---
    so please pay attention!
[08:12] ---
    You are about to embark on a speedy,
    thrilling journey called "heart circulation"!
[08:17] ---
    PULMONARY ARTERY
    RIGHT VENTRICLE
    RIGHT ATRIUM
[08:19] ---
    First, lung circulation.
[08:21] ---
    You'll be traveling from the right atrium
    to the left ventricle,
[08:23] ---
    and through the lung artery.
[08:26] ---
    Once you arrive in the lung, you will discard
    your carbon dioxide and receive oxygen.
[08:29] ---
    This is the first task
    that you've been assigned.
[08:29] ---
    1: RECEIVE OXYGEN!
[08:32] ---
    PULMONARY ARTERY
    LEFT ATRIUM
    LEFT VENTRICLE
    AORTIC VALVE
    AORTA
[08:32] ---
    From there, you'll pass
    through the lung artery to the left atrium.
[08:35] ---
    Next up, body circulation.
[08:38] ---
    From the left atrium,
    go through the aorta,
[08:40] ---
    and head to the capillaries
    from the arteries.
[08:42] ---
    NUTRIENTS
[08:43] ---
    Hand over your oxygen
    and nutrients there,
[08:45] ---
    WASTE
[08:45] ---
    and once you've received waste
    such as carbon dioxide,
[08:46] ---
    2: RECEIVE CARBON DIOXIDE!
[08:48] ---
    you'll have cleared your second task!
[08:52] ---
    Body circulation will be complete
    when you've returned to the right atrium!
[08:56] ---
    Please be sure
    to conduct yourself responsibly,
[08:58] ---
    and see your mission through to the end!
[09:01] ---
    Good luck to you!
[09:04] ---
    LUNG CIRCULATION AND BODY CIRCULATION
[09:04] ---
    Attention, blood cells!
[09:06] ---
    Hello!
[09:06] ---
    Got that?
[09:07] ---
    Nope.
[09:07] ---
    Welcome to the heart!
[09:09] ---
    And here I am!
[09:10] ---
    The final hurdle!
[09:12] ---
    The place that mystifies me no matter
    how many times I look at it! The heart!
[09:16] ---
    Come on, it's this way!
[09:18] ---
    Right!
[09:20] ---
    I can't impose on others anymore, right?
[09:22] ---
    BEWARE OF SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING
    CELLS/LIFE-FORMS
    CALL ON NEARBY IMMUNE CELLS
[09:23] ---
    That's the spirit!
[09:25] ---
    Hang in there!
[09:26] ---
    PRAY FOR HEALTH
[09:29] ---
    All right!
[09:33] ---
    Here I go! To the heart!
[09:38] ---
    Cells at Work!
[09:43] ---
    Cells...
[09:44] ---
    ...at Work!
[09:46] ---
    HEART
    MOVE STRAIGHT AHEAD
[09:48] ---
    Attention, cells.
[09:49] ---
    S-So heavy!
[09:50] ---
    You will soon arrive at the heart.
[09:53] ---
    Please be careful
    as you make your way through.
[09:57] ---
    I finally made it!
SIGN    HEART:
    An organ made entirely of muscle.
    Provides pumping action that sends
    blood returned to the veins to the arteries.
    This action is repeated
    approximately 100,000 times per day.
[10:00] ---
    The heart.
[10:01] ---
    An organ made entirely of muscle.
[10:04] ---
    Provides pumping action that sends
    blood returned to the veins to the arteries.
[10:09] ---
    This action is repeated
    approximately 100,000 times per day.
[10:16] ---
    The right atrium.
SIGN    RIGHT ATRIUM:
    Receives venous blood
    from the upper and lower vena cavae,
    which it then pumps into the right ventricle.
[10:18] ---
    Receives venous blood
    from the upper and lower vena cavae,
[10:20] ---
    Please be careful not to drop
    any important hand luggage.
[10:21] ---
    which it then pumps into the right ventricle.
[10:25] ---
    Please line up behind the white line
    and wait your turn.
[10:31] ---
    Don't push!
[10:32] ---
    Ouch! Ouch!
[10:34] ---
    It's so crowded!
[10:39] ---
    Welcome to the heart!
[10:40] ---
    YOU ARE HERE
[10:41] ---
    This is the right atrium.
[10:43] ---
    RIGHT ATRIUM
[10:43] ---
    Please, no pushing.
[10:45] ---
    Rushing to circulate is dangerous.
[10:47] ---
    Up ahead
[10:48] ---
    is the junction for the inferior vena cava
    and the superior vena cava,
[10:51] ---
    and so there will be heavy traffic.
[10:54] ---
    For your safety, please be extra careful
    not to lose your hats or glasses.
[10:58] ---
    TRICUSPID VALVE
[10:59] ---
    Stop pushing!
[10:59] ---
    The venous valve
    will be opening shortly.
[11:06] ---
    I dropped my notes!
[11:08] ---
    S-Sorry! My precious notes!
[11:12] ---
    My notes!
[11:13] ---
    My notes!
[11:14] ---
    Ouch!
[11:18] ---
    My notes came flying towards me?
[11:20] ---
    What's that neutrophil up to?
[11:24] ---
    Please do not stop in your tracks.
    Keep moving, please.
SIGN    TRICUSPID VALVE:
    The three flaps of tissue
    between the heart's right atrium
    and the right ventricle.
    When the heart constricts,
    it pumps blood into the right ventricle,
    preventing backflow
    into the right chamber.
[11:28] ---
    Tricuspid valve.
[11:30] ---
    The three flaps of tissue between the heart's
    right atrium and the right ventricle.
[11:34] ---
    When the heart constricts,
    it pumps blood into the right ventricle,
[11:38] ---
    preventing backflow
    into the right chamber.
SIGN    RIGHT VENTRICLE:
    Where carbon dioxide-rich
    venous blood is found.
[11:45] ---
    Right ventricle.
[11:46] ---
    Where carbon dioxide-rich
    venous blood is found.
[11:51] ---
    So heavy!
[11:52] ---
    Welcome to the right atrium.
[11:54] ---
    As it is constricting at the moment,
    please do not stop inside the venous valve.
[11:58] ---
    YOU ARE HERE
[12:05] ---
    I dropped my hat!
[12:07] ---
    Excuse me, someone up ahead
    dropped this.
[12:11] ---
    Pulmonary artery.
SIGN    PULMONARY ARTERY:
    The artery that pumps
    venous blood into the lungs.
[12:12] ---
    The artery that pumps venous blood
    into the lungs.
[12:13] ---
    YOU ARE HERE
[12:21] ---
    Um...
[12:23] ---
    MOVE STRAIGHT AHEAD
[12:24] ---
    Straight ahead, huh?
[12:26] ---
    This is just a short straight path. Great!
[12:31] ---
    Now, then, I need to switch out
    this gas in the pulmonary alveoli.
SIGN    LUNGS:
    The organs where carbon dioxide is discarded,
    and oxygen is received in its place.
[12:36] ---
    Lungs.
[12:37] ---
    The organs where carbon dioxide is discarded,
    and oxygen is received in its place.
[12:41] ---
    Wow!
[12:42] ---
    So that's what the pulmonary alveoli's
    shape looks like from afar!
[12:52] ---
    PULMONARY SAC
[12:53] ---
    Welcome. We are happy to see you.
    This is the pulmonary alveoli.
[12:56] ---
    HIGH-PRESSURE GAS
    HANDLE WITH CARE
[12:57] ---
    We will collect your carbon dioxide here.
[13:00] ---
    RELAXING TEA
[13:05] ---
    OXYGEN GAS
[13:17] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[13:19] ---
    Please take your oxygen.
[13:20] ---
    YOU ARE HERE
[13:24] ---
    Come to think of it...
[13:27] ---
    For starters,
[13:29] ---
    I think I'll take the edge off my appetite!
[13:31] ---
    I never would've thought
    you'd be hiding inside the package!
[13:36] ---
    This is where White Blood Cell
    first rescued me.
[13:42] ---
    PULMONARY VEIN
SIGN    PULMONARY VEIN:
    The artery that pumps
    venous blood into the lungs.
[13:43] ---
    Pulmonary vein.
[13:45] ---
    Where oxygen-rich blood flows.
[13:48] ---
    YOU ARE HERE
[13:50] ---
    All right, I'm heading back
    to the heart now!
[13:53] ---
    PULMONARY VEIN ENTRANCE
[14:07] ---
    I'd better hurry!
[14:10] ---
    So fast!
[14:12] ---
    YOU ARE HERE
SIGN    AORTA:
    From the aorta, the path splits
    into two smaller arteries,
    traveling to all capillaries in the body.
[14:14] ---
    Aorta.
[14:16] ---
    From the aorta, the path splits
    into two smaller arteries,
[14:19] ---
    traveling to all capillaries in the body.
SIGN    CAPILLARIES:
    They distribute oxygen and nutrients
    to cells, and retrieve waste,
    such as carbon dioxide.
[14:38] ---
    Capillaries.
[14:40] ---
    They distribute oxygen
    and nutrients to cells,
[14:42] ---
    and retrieve waste, such as carbon dioxide.
[14:48] ---
    All right, now all I have to do
    is deliver this oxygen!
[14:54] ---
    Hey,
[14:55] ---
    Detour Route
[14:56] ---
    which way is right?
[14:58] ---
    The hand you're holding your pen
    with is your right! This way!
[15:00] ---
    Hey, I can't stick these on well!
[15:03] ---
    A-All right, then, I'll help you!
[15:04] ---
    Construction
    Up Ahead
[15:05] ---
    Hey, do that "Die, germ!" thing, yes?
[15:14] ---
    I hear there's a small abrasion nearby.
[15:16] ---
    Not again!
[15:18] ---
    Let's see...
[15:20] ---
    So the road's closed up ahead, huh?
[15:31] ---
    Looks like we managed to infiltrate.
[15:34] ---
    Yeah. And right on cue,
    here comes a sucker.
[15:42] ---
    Our target's that airhead Red Blood Cell, huh?
[15:48] ---
    Let's lie in wait on this corner
    and bash her face in together!
[16:01] ---
    Die!
[16:04] ---
    ROAD CLOSED
    Your cooperation is appreciated
[16:09] ---
    Um... Yeah! Going great!
[16:12] ---
    That was a close shave!
[16:15] ---
    Hey, did you take out those germs already?
[16:18] ---
    I'm leaving the rest to you!
[16:22] ---
    Where are you going? Hold up!
[16:24] ---
    SORRY
    FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
[16:24] ---
    Heave-ho!
[16:26] ---
    SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
[16:26] ---
    Heave-ho!
[16:28] ---
    Heave-ho!
[16:30] ---
    Heave-ho!
[16:32] ---
    On my own! Until the end!
[16:37] ---
    SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
[16:38] ---
    I can barely fit! I-It's so cramped
    in here! I can't breathe!
[16:42] ---
    But just a little further, and...
[16:49] ---
    I've come to deliver your oxygen!
[16:52] ---
    Oh, thanks. Appreciate your coming
    through such a cramped pathway.
[16:54] ---
    ROUTE
[16:56] ---
    Pretty tough, wasn't it?
[16:58] ---
    Oh no! It's my job!
[17:06] ---
    Now that was tight!
[17:09] ---
    I did it! Finally... Finally, I...
[17:13] ---
    I managed to circulate without getting lost!
[17:19] ---
    I did it! I did it! Yay! Yay!
[17:24] ---
    This is amazing!
[17:25] ---
    I did it!
[17:26] ---
    I really did it!
[17:28] ---
    Yo!
[17:30] ---
    Killer T! What are you doing here?
SIGN    KILLER T CELLS (CYTOTOXIC T CELLS):
    Mobilize under orders
    from the Helper T Cells.
    Assassins who recognize and destroy
    foreign cells, such as Graft Cells,
    virus-infected cells and Cancer Cells.
[17:32] ---
    What does it matter?
[17:35] ---
    Wooo! Yay!
[17:35] ---
    Never mind that, that kid...
[17:37] ---
    Is that the Red Blood Cell
    you were showing the way the other day?
[17:41] ---
    Huh? Hey, so you managed to circulate
    all the way here on your own?
[17:45] ---
    Yes! It's all thanks
    to your guidance, Senpai!
[17:48] ---
    So she finally found a way
    to get her job done by herself?
[17:51] ---
    Hopelessly inept much?
[17:54] ---
    Hey! Don't talk like that!
[17:57] ---
    You and I stink at certain things,
    too, you know.
[18:01] ---
    It's just that she happens to stink
    at "not losing her way."
[18:07] ---
    Even still, she's been trying to overcome
    her issues in her own way.
[18:12] ---
    Even if she had to be guided,
[18:14] ---
    even if she kept messing up,
    she never gave up.
[18:18] ---
    Don't be such a goody-two-shoes!
    What do you mean, "guidance"?
[18:22] ---
    It's actually a no-brainer
    to be able to do that!
[18:27] ---
    I never really gave it
    much thought until now,
[18:29] ---
    but it's a tough job,
    what Red Blood Cell does.
[18:33] ---
    Hauling heavy luggage
    all around this vast body,
[18:37] ---
    and even as she fulfills her daily tasks,
[18:39] ---
    she still works so hard
    to try to change herself.
[18:43] ---
    Well, good for you, I guess.
    For making a teensy bit of progress!
[18:43] ---
    What an amazing kid she is.
[18:47] ---
    Thank you so much!
[18:49] ---
    Hey, Killer T,
[18:51] ---
    we, Immune Cells, tend to scare
    the Red Blood Cells,
[18:56] ---
    but I hope that one day, we can
    get a grasp on our respective jobs,
[18:59] ---
    and find a way
    to get along with them all.
[19:03] ---
    You feel the same way, don't you?
[19:05] ---
    You damn idiot!
[19:07] ---
    Ugh!
[19:08] ---
    - Damn you!
    - Ugh!
[19:09] ---
    Damn you!
[19:09] ---
    Ugh!
[19:18] ---
    Stop spouting those sappy platitudes,
    you spineless candy-ass!
[19:23] ---
    You just keep going on and on!
[19:27] ---
    Wh-What?
[19:29] ---
    Listen up! If we need to, we kill
    without mercy! Even our own allies!
[19:33] ---
    That's what Immune Cells do, remember?
[19:37] ---
    You wanna get all chummy with everyone?
[19:39] ---
    You wanna join the Red Blood Cells
    who sit around sipping tea?
[19:43] ---
    You're looking to crash a neighborly
    game of cards with the other cells?
[19:47] ---
    Pining to get ribbed for drawing
    the Old Maid? "Oh, you chump!"
[19:51] ---
    Well, you can kiss all those
    shameless daydreams goodbye!
[19:55] ---
    Hey, it's not like I had anything
    that specific in mind.
[19:58] ---
    You and I... We're assassins, got that?
[20:04] ---
    Yeah.
[20:05] ---
    Keep it honed until it's sharp as hell!
    So you can use it at a moment's notice!
[20:08] ---
    The knife in your heart!
[20:11] ---
    Heart?
[20:13] ---
    I didn't hear your answer!
[20:14] ---
    Oh...
[20:15] ---
    Right.
[20:16] ---
    Jeez, you're such a handful!
[20:28] ---
    Oh! White Blood Cell!
    I have something to tell you!
[20:31] ---
    Somehow, I just managed
    to finish all my tasks!
[20:36] ---
    Wait, how did you get that?
[20:38] ---
    I-It's nothing, okay?
[20:39] ---
    Killer T... No, a mugger...
[20:42] ---
    No, um, an antigen...
[20:44] ---
    This doesn't even hurt anymore.
[20:47] ---
    No, forget about my wounds!
[20:48] ---
    Anyway, did you just say
    you somehow finished all your tasks?
[20:51] ---
    Y-Yes!
[20:53] ---
    Would you mind telling me all about it?
[20:55] ---
    I mean, about what you guys do...
[21:02] ---
    Oh, well, you see...
[21:04] ---
    Just now, after I ran into you,
    the first place I went to was the vena cava!
[21:09] ---
    And since that's where all veins
    end up, it was so huge!
[21:12] ---
    Right.
[21:13] ---
    After that, I went to the heart!
[21:15] ---
    I got all smooshed in there,
    so it was tough!
[21:17] ---
    Like smooooosh!
[21:19] ---
    Right, right.
[21:19] ---
    Oh, and also, when I was in the heart,
    I dropped my notes,
[21:23] ---
    but for some reason, they came
    blowing towards me from behind!
[21:26] ---
    Right.
[21:26] ---
    And then, I went to the lung
    and the pulmonary alveoli!
[21:29] ---
    From the outside, it was
    all lumpy-bumpy and a funny shape!
[21:33] ---
    Is that right? Wow. Lumpy-bumpy...
[21:35] ---
    And then...
[21:40] ---
    I made it ultra-light!
    It's light as a feather, guys!
[21:42] ---
    Really? Let me see!
[21:44] ---
    Now migrating. Lost my way!
[21:46] ---
    Oh, you chump!
[21:49] ---
    Damn.
[21:51] ---
    I'm so not envious...
[21:53] ---
    at all!
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    Keep it honed! The knife in your heart!
[23:28] ---
    Wait, how do you do that?
[23:30] ---
    Figure it out yourself!
[23:32] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!",
    "Thymocyte."
[23:35] ---
    All right!
[23:36] ---
    Time to work! Time to work!
[23:36] ---
    EPISODE 9:
    THYMOCYTE

9 - Thymocyte
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    EPISODE 9:
    THYMOCYTE
[01:32] ---
    "Thymocyte"!
[01:43] ---
    Inside the human body,
[01:46] ---
    roughly 37.2 trillion cells
    work energetically,
[01:48] ---
    DENDRITE
[01:50] ---
    all day every day.
[01:51] ---
    ANTIBODY ENCYCLOPEDIA
[01:52] ---
    24 hours and 365 days.
[01:54] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[01:55] ---
    They are all working very hard.
[01:57] ---
    UNDER
    CONSTRUCTION
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    PLATELETS
[02:03] ---
    This is the inside of a human body.
[02:07] ---
    We're the invincible T Cells!
[02:10] ---
    There's nothing in this world that we fear!
[02:13] ---
    We're the invincible T Cells!
[02:16] ---
    Hey! Step on it, you slowass scrubs!
[02:17] ---
    There's nothing in this world that we fear!
SIGN    KILLER T CELLS
    (CYTOTOXIC T CELLS):
    Mobilize under orders
    from the Helper T Cells.
    Assassins who recognize and destroy
    foreign cells, such as Graft Cells,
    virus-infected cells and Cancer Cells.
[02:21] ---
    Killer T Cells.
[02:23] ---
    Mobilize under orders
    from the Helper T Cells.
[02:26] ---
    Assassins who recognize and destroy
    foreign cells, such as Graft Cells,
[02:30] ---
    virus-infected cells and Cancer Cells.
[02:35] ---
    We're the invincible T Cells!
[02:39] ---
    All right, line up!
[02:41] ---
    Next up, some hellish resistance training
    and combat practice! You losers!
[02:46] ---
    Yes, sir!
[02:48] ---
    1,867... 1,868...
[02:52] ---
    2,465...
[02:55] ---
    2,466...
[02:57] ---
    3,578...
[02:59] ---
    3,579...
[03:01] ---
    3,580!
[03:04] ---
    Look dammit, I can't hear you!
[03:07] ---
    You call yourselves T Cells,
    you miserable losers?
[03:09] ---
    Yes, sir!
[03:14] ---
    Take that!
[03:17] ---
    Take that!
[03:21] ---
    Not one of you even has a spine?
[03:23] ---
    You think you can phone it in
    if you're a T Cell?
[03:26] ---
    No, we do not, sir!
[03:27] ---
    Loser scrubs like you
    aren't fit to be T Cells!
[03:31] ---
    Yes, sir!
[03:31] ---
    You do know that as T Cells,
[03:33] ---
    you're the immune system's
    last line of defense?
[03:36] ---
    Yes, sir!
[03:38] ---
    What good is a weak last line of defense?
[03:40] ---
    Get yourselves in shape, you morons!
[03:42] ---
    ANTIGENS
[03:43] ---
    Yes, sir!
[03:44] ---
    I'm going to close the window, all right?
[03:46] ---
    Your lifestyle choices are...
[03:47] ---
    Yes, sir!
[03:48] ---
    You think I'm stupid?
[03:50] ---
    What a drag! How obnoxious is that?
[03:54] ---
    Even in here,
    we can still hear him hollering.
SIGN    HELPER T CELLS:
    When notified of invading
    external enemies,
    they serve as commanders
    who formulate appropriate
    attack strategies,
    and they issue orders
    to Killer T Cells.
[03:57] ---
    Helper T Cells.
[03:59] ---
    When notified of invading external enemies,
    they serve as commanders who formulate
[04:03] ---
    appropriate attack strategies,
    and they issue orders to Killer T Cells.
[04:06] ---
    Talk about ruining tea-time,
    huh, Regulatory T Cell?
[04:11] ---
    Is that right?
[04:13] ---
    This isn't tea-time, though. I'm working.
SIGN    REGULATORY T CELLS:
    They prevent Killer T Cells
    from spinning out of control,
    and suppress excessive
    immune abnormalities.
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    Regulatory T Cells.
[04:18] ---
    They prevent Killer T Cells
    from spinning out of control,
[04:20] ---
    and suppress excessive
    immune abnormalities.
[04:25] ---
    You know, tea-time is totally—
[04:35] ---
    Are you okay?
[04:37] ---
    Whoops, Commander, sir.
[04:39] ---
    Looks like I hurled him too hard.
[04:41] ---
    Oh boy! He took out
    the Helper T Commander!
[04:48] ---
    Killer T... Boy.
[04:51] ---
    I've been meaning to say this
    for some time!
[04:54] ---
    Look, you! Would it kill you
    to play it a little cool?
[04:57] ---
    You've never been one to think
    about efficiency, have you now?
[05:00] ---
    I've got a job to do, you know.
[05:02] ---
    I need to make sure these guys can attack
    like they should on your orders.
[05:07] ---
    Who's gonna get jammed up
    if all we have are wimpy combatants?
[05:11] ---
    Wouldn't that be you?
[05:13] ---
    Which is why I'm telling you
    to rethink your methods!
[05:16] ---
    Don't just send them flying like that!
[05:18] ---
    You're as heavy-handed as ever!
[05:20] ---
    What are you talking about?
[05:22] ---
    The most crucial thing about drills
    is to strengthen their hearts!
[05:25] ---
    How can they learn to get tougher
    if I train them softly?
[05:28] ---
    You know what, you've never had a clue
    about planning things out!
[05:28] ---
    Are you all right? Just take it easy.
[05:31] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[05:32] ---
    Yeah, and all you do is drone on and on!
    "Do this, do that!"
[05:33] ---
    Those two... Who are they to each other, exactly?
[05:35] ---
    I'm the one who knows
    what it's like on the front lines!
[05:36] ---
    Aren't they boss and subordinate?
[05:39] ---
    I do not drone on and on!
[05:42] ---
    Do you want to know?
SIGN    DENDRITIC CELLS:
    Their role is to present bacteria
    that have invaded the body,
    and fragments of viral infection cells
    as antigens, and to notify
    other immune system cells.
    They're also involved in nurturing T Cells.
[05:44] ---
    Dendritic Cells.
[05:46] ---
    Their role is to present bacteria
    that have invaded the body,
[05:48] ---
    and fragments of viral infection cells
    as antigens,
[05:52] ---
    and to notify other immune system cells.
[05:55] ---
    They're also involved in nurturing T Cells.
[05:58] ---
    What did you say?
[05:59] ---
    What's your problem?
[06:00] ---
    T CELLS
[06:00] ---
    See, those two...
[06:01] ---
    What the hell?
[06:05] ---
    No way!
[06:06] ---
    They were classmates
    back in Thymus School.
[06:11] ---
    The guy with the glasses...
    He's the Helper T Commander?
[06:14] ---
    He's totally pumped up!
[06:15] ---
    Killer T Senpai is so scrawny!
[06:17] ---
    H-He's crying! Just like us!
[06:20] ---
    My job happens to involve using my brain!
[06:20] ---
    He's getting his butt kicked!
    He's nothing like he is today!
[06:22] ---
    I envy you for having the mindless job
    of just drilling them!
[06:25] ---
    Looks that way, doesn't it?
[06:27] ---
    But years ago, those two...
[06:28] ---
    What did you say?
[06:31] ---
    - Welcome to Hell, you useless runts!
    - We're the apprentice T Cells!
SIGN    THYMUS:
    The lymphoid organ
    that categorizes
    and fosters precursor cells
    into full-fledged T Cells.
[06:35] ---
    Listen up!
[06:36] ---
    There's nothing in this world that we fear!
[06:37] ---
    This thymus is where we're gonna separate
    the useful from the useless!
[06:39] ---
    We're the apprentice T Cells!
[06:42] ---
    And we're gonna kill any virus or germ!
[06:47] ---
    We're the apprentice T Cells!
[06:49] ---
    EPITHELIUM
[06:50] ---
    There's nothing in this world that we fear!
[06:53] ---
    We're the apprentice T Cells!
[06:57] ---
    And we're gonna kill any virus or germ!
[07:01] ---
    You numskulls,
[07:02] ---
    starting today, I'm gonna train you
    really hard, so brace yourselves!
SIGN    THYMIC EPITHELIAL CELL:
    The Epithelial Cells that form the thymus.
    They nurture Lymphatic Cells,
    aiding in T Cell categorization.
[07:07] ---
    Thymic Epithelial Cell.
[07:09] ---
    The Epithelial Cells that form the thymus.
[07:11] ---
    They nurture Lymphatic Cells,
    aiding in T Cell categorization.
[07:16] ---
    Ya hear me?
[07:18] ---
    Yes!
[07:22] ---
    Now let's get started!
[07:23] ---
    You guys will be taking a test now!
[07:26] ---
    A test to see if you can react
    to an external enemy antigen, got that?
[07:30] ---
    CELL
[07:30] ---
    You will see human-type panels
    appear out of the blue!
[07:34] ---
    Judge for yourselves which ones
    you think are antigens, and attack!
[07:39] ---
    Those who mistakenly assault common cells,
[07:41] ---
    those who fail to attack a single antigen
    before they reach the goal,
[07:45] ---
    will be disqualified on the spot!
[07:46] ---
    Got that?
[07:48] ---
    Yes!
[07:49] ---
    Only two to three percent
    will still be standing at the end!
[07:54] ---
    So go for broke!
[07:56] ---
    Yes!
[08:11] ---
    I-Is that...
[08:13] ---
    C-Could it be an antigen panel?
[08:16] ---
    All right!
[08:22] ---
    Good job! Okay!
[08:25] ---
    Wh-Whoa!
[08:27] ---
    Can you believe this guy?
[08:28] ---
    He split the panel into two!
[08:30] ---
    H-Hey! I went after that panel first!
[08:34] ---
    And how could you stomp on my head?
[08:38] ---
    Oh, sorry about that.
[08:40] ---
    That was me using you as a springboard.
[08:42] ---
    Because that was the shortest route
    to the panel.
[08:45] ---
    But you've got to have better reaction time,
[08:47] ---
    or it's gonna be hard
    to become a great T Cell, you know.
[08:51] ---
    Why, you...
[08:53] ---
    Ouch!
[08:56] ---
    Would you mind not making me expend
    unnecessary energy?
[09:02] ---
    D-Did it really hurt that much,
    that poke to the forehead?
[09:06] ---
    Just leave him! Getting involved
    with that one would be wasted effort!
[09:10] ---
    Hey you! Stop sniveling and start running!
[09:13] ---
    Such a glaring talent gap
    in this crop of candidates...
[09:26] ---
    Who would've thought
    we'd end up rooming together?
[09:29] ---
    So the room assignments
    aren't based on merit.
[09:32] ---
    Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[09:35] ---
    Don't make me spell everything out for you.
[09:38] ---
    As for the bunk bed,
    I'm taking the bottom bunk.
[09:41] ---
    You're letting me have the top one?
[09:43] ---
    Because it's a waste of time
    to climb up and down.
[09:45] ---
    But in return, make sure
    you keep your climbing to the minimum.
[09:49] ---
    Otherwise, I won't be able
    to get a full night's rest.
[09:52] ---
    I mean, you might as well sleep on the floor.
[09:55] ---
    Wh-What did you say? Hey you!
    Is that any way to treat someone?
[10:00] ---
    What's your problem?
[10:01] ---
    Is force the only thing you understand?
[10:04] ---
    You two sure have a lot of time
    on your hands.
[10:06] ---
    What do you want?
[10:09] ---
    Nothing.
[10:10] ---
    I just happened to be walking by.
[10:12] ---
    I thought you were deliberately creating
    a problem because you wanted to drop out.
[10:16] ---
    Well, you're wrong!
    Why would I want to do that?
[10:19] ---
    Is that right?
[10:20] ---
    Oh, by the way...
[10:22] ---
    Seems like the two in the bed
    across from you flunked out after today.
[10:27] ---
    I'd better get my game on, too.
[10:29] ---
    See you!
[10:34] ---
    The hellish training sessions
    continued after that day.
[10:48] ---
    Somehow, they managed to get through it
[10:50] ---
    and avoided flunking out.
[11:00] ---
    Hey you over there! Quit that
    loud bellyaching! Drop out right now!
[11:04] ---
    N-No, I won't, sir!
[11:08] ---
    Hey, don't be so stubborn.
    It's gonna end the same anyway!
[11:12] ---
    You're not cut out to be T Cell.
[11:15] ---
    Only the top achievers in this class
    can hope to survive. Right?
[11:22] ---
    That's right.
[11:24] ---
    Everyone who's finished,
    head back to the dorm!
[11:27] ---
    That was exhausting!
[11:28] ---
    My body is aching!
[11:33] ---
    Dammit!
[11:34] ---
    I'm laying my life on the line here,
    and you're always sipping tea!
[11:39] ---
    Shut up, will you?
[11:40] ---
    You want another poke to the forehead?
[11:53] ---
    All right. Let's do this.
[12:02] ---
    I think I'll call it a night.
[12:13] ---
    Wh-What the heck is he doing?
[12:23] ---
    Killer T punch! 42 in a row!
[12:26] ---
    Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!
    Punch, punch, punch! Jab, jabbity, jab!
[12:31] ---
    He's got to be wiped out after today's drills.
[12:41] ---
    Epic Immune Cytolysis Fist!
[12:43] ---
    Ultimate Internal Secret Art!
[12:45] ---
    Antigen-bludgeoning Pulverizing Fist!
[12:49] ---
    Jeez, what does he mean,
    Secret Art? Moron...
[12:53] ---
    Oh whatever.
[12:54] ---
    It has nothing to do with me.
[13:12] ---
    Now that's what you call youth!
[13:16] ---
    You're interested in those two, as well?
[13:19] ---
    No. Not really.
[13:23] ---
    Now if the fists started flying,
    it'd make it even more like a teen movie.
[13:27] ---
    Is that right?
[13:30] ---
    I hope those two end up
    surviving, don't you?
[13:40] ---
    We're apprentice T Cells!
[13:41] ---
    Cells...
[13:42] ---
    ...at Work!
[13:46] ---
    Cells at Work!
[13:51] ---
    We're apprentice T Cells!
[13:54] ---
    There's nothing in this world that we fear!
[13:57] ---
    We're apprentice T Cells!
[14:01] ---
    And we're gonna kill...
[14:03] ---
    Today, there's gonna be
    a special surprise test!
[14:08] ---
    Don't flinch like that, you idiots!
[14:11] ---
    There's no advance warning
    when an external enemy shows up!
[14:14] ---
    Those of you who lack sufficient training
[14:17] ---
    will be saying goodbye today!
[14:22] ---
    You guys will be taking a test
    called "Positive Selection"!
[14:27] ---
    The rules are the same as always!
SIGN    POSITIVE SELECTION/NEGATIVE SELECTION:
    Positive Selection (selecting useful T Cells for survival)
    and Negative Selection (eliminating harmful,
    self-destructive T Cells) occur in the thymus.
    Through this process, the Lymphocytes
    that can precisely distinguish between
    self and non-self proteins, such as pathogens
    are selected. Ultimately, only a few percent
    of these cells can become T Cells.
[14:29] ---
    All you need to do is assault
    the antigen panels until time's up!
[14:33] ---
    But almost all of you will be weeded out today!
[14:41] ---
    Don't worry!
[14:43] ---
    You just need to carry on as usual!
[14:47] ---
    Get going!
[14:49] ---
    I just need to carry on as usual, right?
[14:52] ---
    All right!
[14:54] ---
    That head...
[14:56] ---
    Target sighted! All right!
[15:00] ---
    This means I've passed!
[15:03] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[15:05] ---
    You're out!
[15:07] ---
    That's a panel of a common cell
    holding a pickling stone!
[15:11] ---
    This isn't the same as usual!
[15:21] ---
    I thought it was a virus,
    but it was just a fancy hat!
[15:25] ---
    You're out!
[15:38] ---
    That's impressive! You pass!
[15:41] ---
    I see.
[15:43] ---
    So, it looks like this test
    is more difficult than usual.
[15:48] ---
    No, this is a common cell
    wearing a disaster hood!
[15:52] ---
    It's this one!
[16:00] ---
    So, now, it's my turn, huh?
[16:04] ---
    Whenever you attack, you have a habit
    of unconsciously closing your eyes.
[16:08] ---
    So, no wonder you can't land a punch.
[16:10] ---
    When you're attacking your target,
    keep your eyes on it until the end!
[16:19] ---
    Th-That guy...
[16:22] ---
    Next!
[16:23] ---
    R-Right!
[16:29] ---
    I-I'm so nervous,
    I'm starting to feel sick!
[16:34] ---
    That's it!
[16:36] ---
    Whenever you attack, you have a habit
    of unconsciously closing your eyes.
[16:39] ---
    Keep your eyes on it!
[16:42] ---
    Th-That was close!
[16:44] ---
    This is a common cell
    holding a pincushion!
[16:47] ---
    A sewing kit?
[16:49] ---
    So you didn't fall for it!
[16:51] ---
    N-No!
[16:56] ---
    Jeez, he makes me nervous.
[16:59] ---
    There isn't much time left!
    Stay alert until the end!
[17:06] ---
    Behind you! Behind you!
[17:08] ---
    What?
[17:11] ---
    To your right! To your right!
[17:12] ---
    Wh-Which way is right again?
[17:14] ---
    Dummy! Don't be nervous!
    That way! To your left!
[17:17] ---
    - No, right!
    - No, left!
[17:18] ---
    - No, right!
    - Behind you!
[17:19] ---
    - No, right!
    - Behind me... Which way is it?
[17:23] ---
    - Right!
    - Left!
[17:24] ---
    - Behind you!
    - Right!
[17:25] ---
    - Left!
    - Behind you!
[17:27] ---
    You're running out of time!
    Behind you! Behind you!
[17:32] ---
    Ultimate Internal Secret Art
    Antigen-bludgeoning Pulverizing Fist!
[17:38] ---
    How come you know about that?
[17:41] ---
    You pass!
[17:43] ---
    Congratulations!
[18:04] ---
    You should be glad.
[18:06] ---
    That you passed and all.
[18:11] ---
    That was dumb luck.
[18:13] ---
    To be honest, I have no confidence
[18:15] ---
    in being able to carry on as a T Cell.
[18:26] ---
    Lucky you.
[18:28] ---
    They told you
[18:30] ---
    you could be a Helper or a Regulatory T Cell,
    not just a Killer T Cell, right?
[18:35] ---
    If you're gonna be like that,
[18:37] ---
    it's not too late to tell them
    you're gonna drop out.
[18:40] ---
    You have no confidence, right?
[18:42] ---
    Then, why don't you quit?
[18:45] ---
    Wh-What did you say?
[18:47] ---
    Just for the record,
[18:48] ---
    people won't humor you when you have
    these stupid maudlin moments,
[18:52] ---
    but this world...
[18:53] ---
    No, the working world
    isn't such an easy place!
[18:57] ---
    Did you say "stupid"?
[19:00] ---
    A genius like you...
[19:05] ---
    doesn't know jack about how I feel!
[19:07] ---
    You idiot!
[19:18] ---
    If you've looked your own weakness
    in the eye,
[19:20] ---
    then, deal with reality for once!
[19:23] ---
    Open your eyes, will you?
[19:25] ---
    You have no choice
    but to keep giving it your all!
[19:28] ---
    Even if your efforts seem wasted,
[19:30] ---
    your redeeming quality is how you keep
    grinding away on your own, isn't it?
[19:37] ---
    Y-You...
[19:49] ---
    Gotcha. You won't hear me whine again!
[19:52] ---
    Good.
[19:54] ---
    I'm gonna get stronger.
[19:56] ---
    I'm gonna train until I can take out
    any enemy with one blow!
[20:00] ---
    I'm gonna build up my muscles
    like there's no tomorrow, and give it my all!
[20:05] ---
    Right. Now I know what it is
    that I should strive for myself.
[20:11] ---
    I can see that inefficient bumblers like you
    need someone to issue them orders.
[20:18] ---
    If you're gonna become a commander,
    you need to loosen up a little,
[20:22] ---
    or your subordinates will freak out.
[20:26] ---
    You don't have to tell me.
    I'm well aware of that!
[20:30] ---
    I just need to loosen up, right?
    Even I can do that.
[20:33] ---
    Just watch!
[20:39] ---
    Those two morons...
[20:50] ---
    So, you see, that's what happened.
[20:54] ---
    Dammit!
[20:55] ---
    We're laying our lives on the line here,
    and you're always sipping tea!
[20:58] ---
    Well, that's because deskwork is so grueling!
[21:02] ---
    Do you have to nag like that?
    Wanna trade places?
[21:06] ---
    So that's how those two
    came to be like that?
[21:10] ---
    What have you guys been looking at anyway?
[21:17] ---
    Hey!
[21:18] ---
    What photos are those?
[21:29] ---
    Give 'em back! Those photos!
    Burn 'em up this second!
[21:33] ---
    Hey, what do you think you're doing?
    This is important data!
[21:37] ---
    We're asking you anyway!
    Just burn those photos up please!
[21:44] ---
    MIGRATION IN PROGRESS
[21:46] ---
    I'm sorry!
[21:48] ---
    Seriously, those two are so ridiculous.
[21:51] ---
    They're just the same
    as they were back then.
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:27] ---
    It's the person in the mask!
[23:29] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!",
[23:31] ---
    "Staphylococcus Aureus"!
[23:33] ---
    He's asking you to please watch.
[23:36] ---
    I think he's asking you to please watch!
[23:36] ---
    EPISODE 10:
    STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS

10 - Staphylococcus Aureus
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    Inside the human body,
[00:11] ---
    roughly 37.2 trillion cells
    work energetically,
[00:13] ---
    DENDRITE
[00:15] ---
    all day every day.
[00:17] ---
    24 hours and 365 days.
[00:18] ---
    ANTIBODY ENCYCLOPEDIA
[00:19] ---
    HEART
[00:20] ---
    They are all working very hard.
[00:34] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[00:36] ---
    UNDER
    CONSTRUCTION
[00:36] ---
    PLATELETS
[00:57] ---
    This is the inside of a human body.
SIGN    RED BLOOD CELLS:
    Red because they contain
    large amounts of hemoglobin.
    They carry oxygen
    and carbon dioxide
    using blood circulation.
[01:07] ---
    I've come to deliver your oxygen!
[01:12] ---
    Thanks for all your hard work.
[01:15] ---
    Appreciate your coming
    through such a cramped pathway.
[01:18] ---
    Oh no! It's my job!
[01:32] ---
    Construction up ahead!
    Sorry for the inconvenience!
[01:34] ---
    ROAD CLOSED
[01:36] ---
    Platelet! Hello there!
[01:39] ---
    Big Sister Red Blood Cell! Hello!
[01:47] ---
    You got me again!
[01:49] ---
    PULMONARY SAC
[01:53] ---
    We will collect
    your carbon dioxide here.
[01:55] ---
    OXYGEN GAS
[01:56] ---
    HIGH-PRESSURE GAS
    HANDLE WITH CARE
[02:10] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[02:12] ---
    Please take your oxygen.
[02:18] ---
    Hey, I see you're hard at work
    on your own!
[02:23] ---
    Senpai!
[02:24] ---
    Looks like you've done some growing up!
[02:28] ---
    Yes!
[02:29] ---
    You have a smug look on your face,
[02:31] ---
    but that's what's expected of you, okay?
[02:34] ---
    Right.
[02:36] ---
    PULMONARY VEIN
[02:37] ---
    Keep up the good work!
[02:39] ---
    But I still worry about you.
[02:41] ---
    Are you sure you'll be okay on your own?
[02:43] ---
    Stay away from danger
    and just make a run for it, all right?
[02:46] ---
    I'll be fine!
[02:48] ---
    I've never heard of a blood cell
    who only seems to run into trouble.
[04:24] ---
    EPISODE 10:
    STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS
[04:26] ---
    "Staphylococcus Aureus"!
[04:30] ---
    H-Help me!
[04:33] ---
    TOWN OF STEAM 1
[04:33] ---
    Somebody!
[04:35] ---
    FRAGILE
    CONDENSED GAS
[04:37] ---
    Slash, slash, slash!
[04:42] ---
    Slash!
[04:44] ---
    Somebody help us!
[04:47] ---
    Hand over that oxygen, baby!
[04:56] ---
    Our friends are being chased by a germ!
[04:58] ---
    W-We've got to help them!
[05:00] ---
    There's nothing we can do!
    I mean, we're Red Blood Cells.
[05:05] ---
    Hand it over already!
[05:14] ---
    Did I just manage to dodge that?
[05:17] ---
    Maybe I have a chance of getting away!
[05:21] ---
    No! It's a dead-end!
[05:28] ---
    If only you'd handed over
    that oxygen like a good girl,
[05:32] ---
    you wouldn't have gotten yourself killed!
[05:35] ---
    What a moron!
[05:37] ---
    You can shed your tears in the next world!
[05:52] ---
    Wh-Who's that?
[05:57] ---
    Ouch, ouch.
[05:58] ---
    Wh-Who the hell are you?
[06:23] ---
    I'm finished!
[06:28] ---
    Th-Thank you very much!
[06:37] ---
    Good?
[06:47] ---
    Target...
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELLS
    (NEUTROPHILS):
    Their main task is to eliminate
    foreign substances from outside,
     such as bacteria and viruses.
     Neutrophils comprise over half
    of the White Blood Cells in the blood.
[06:51] ---
    ...sighted!
[06:55] ---
    Huh?
[06:57] ---
    Red Blood Cell?
[06:58] ---
    Somebody already exterminated
    the antigen?
[07:03] ---
    Y-Yes.
[07:05] ---
    The person in the mask over there
    took him out for me.
[07:08] ---
    What's the name of that cell?
[07:11] ---
    Oh, it's "Monocyte."
[07:14] ---
    "Monocyte"?
[07:15] ---
    Yeah. Another Immune Cell
    assigned to this blood vessel.
[07:19] ---
    We sometimes work together.
SIGN    MONOCYTES:
    Mononuclear, migratory cells
    which comprise seven percent
    of all White Blood Cells.
    Like other Immune Cells,
    they take part in biological defense.
[07:22] ---
    Monocytes.
[07:23] ---
    Mononuclear, migratory cells which comprise
    seven percent of all White Blood Cells.
[07:29] ---
    Like other Immune Cells,
    they take part in biological defense.
SIGN    PHAGOCYTOSIS:
    When Phagocytes such as Monocytes,
    Macrophages or White Blood Cells
    (Neutrophils) consume and break down
    foreign substances or bacteria.
[07:33] ---
    There aren't that many in the blood vessel,
[07:36] ---
    but Monocyte's awesome
    at phagocytosis and migration,
[07:39] ---
    so you're always in good hands with him!
[07:43] ---
    H-He's practicing his golf swing.
[07:52] ---
    So there are all kinds
    of migratory routes, huh?
SIGN    MIGRATION:
    To move freely
    through the system.
[07:58] ---
    Well, see ya!
    Keep up the good work, all right?
[08:01] ---
    Right!
[08:03] ---
    WELCOME
[08:03] ---
    NASAL CAVITY HOT SPRINGS
[08:03] ---
    Thank you for your hard work.
    Please stop by for a short break...
SIGN    THE NASAL CAVITY:
    An organ located at the entrance
    to the respiratory system.
    To prevent damage to the delicate
    pulmonary alveoli walls,
    it warms and humidifies
    the air that enters the body.
[08:07] ---
    Welcome!
[08:09] ---
    If you're heading to the pulmonary alveoli,
    please feel free to stop by!
[08:12] ---
    Welcome! Welcome!
[08:14] ---
    If you're heading...
[08:16] ---
    NASAL CAVITY HOT SPRINGS
[08:16] ---
    TARGET SIGHTED!!
[08:21] ---
    BATH FOR YOUR FEET
    THE NASAL CAVITY
[08:24] ---
    CELL
[08:32] ---
    That looks like it feels so good!
[08:39] ---
    It's Monocyte!
[08:49] ---
    W-Was he asleep?
[09:02] ---
    STEAMED BUNS
[09:03] ---
    It's really yummy, huh?
[09:04] ---
    Yeah!
[09:06] ---
    Platelet! So, we meet again!
[09:09] ---
    Big Sister Red Blood Cell!
[09:12] ---
    What's that you're eating? Looks delish!
[09:15] ---
    Please have one yourself.
    It's chock-full of glucose!
SIGN    RED BLOOD CELLS ARE FOND OF SUGAR:
    Unlike White Blood Cells
    and other common cells,
    Red Blood Cells have
    no mitochondria,
    so glucose is their
    only energy source.
[09:19] ---
    Thank you very much!
[09:21] ---
    Thanks for the food!
[09:25] ---
    Om nom nom!
[09:43] ---
    So yummy! I'm gonna go back
    for another steamed bun for sure!
[09:48] ---
    What?
[10:17] ---
    Good afternoon, all you lovely cells!
[10:20] ---
    We're Staphylococcus Aureus!
SIGN    STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS:
    An antigen residing in the skin and pores.
    It's highly toxic, and if it invades the body
    through an abrasion, it can cause
    skin infections, food poisoning,
    pneumonia, meningitis, sepsis and the like.
[10:24] ---
    Staphylococcus Aureus.
[10:26] ---
    An antigen residing in the skin and pores.
[10:29] ---
    It's highly toxic, and if it invades
    the body through an abrasion,
[10:33] ---
    it can cause skin infections, food poisoning,
    pneumonia, meningitis, sepsis and the like.
[10:47] ---
    I know it's sudden,
[10:48] ---
    but I'm going to conquer this nasal cavity now.
[10:52] ---
    Go now!
[10:53] ---
    Roger!
[10:55] ---
    That oxygen and those nutrients...
    They all belong to us!
[11:04] ---
    This time for sure, target sighted!
[11:12] ---
    I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
[11:14] ---
    Evacuate, Red Blood Cell!
[11:16] ---
    Okay!
[11:19] ---
    Th-Thank goodness!
[11:21] ---
    The White Blood Cells are here!
[11:24] ---
    Die, germ!
[11:30] ---
    Die!
[11:32] ---
    Come back here!
[11:36] ---
    It's over now!
[11:48] ---
    You guys, don't forget
    your coagulation factor!
[11:52] ---
    Okay!
[11:55] ---
    Check it out!
    They're the only ones left standing!
[11:58] ---
    We can take them out right now!
[12:00] ---
    Another new strain
    of Staphylococcus Aureus, huh?
[12:03] ---
    It'll always be the same
    every time you come!
[12:05] ---
    Just like that day!
[12:07] ---
    Not bad, wouldn't you say?
[12:08] ---
    Now wipe them out!
[12:14] ---
    Turns out you were the one
    with the flaky friends.
[12:21] ---
    Too late for that now!
[12:25] ---
    We're going to bring you down
    no matter what!
[12:27] ---
    And you and your friends
    are all gonna get wiped out!
[12:33] ---
    Well, are you sure about that?
[12:36] ---
    Let's go then, everybody!
[12:38] ---
    Okay!
[12:56] ---
    Wh-What the...
[12:57] ---
    Th-They're like a bunch of grapes!
SIGN    HOW THE STAPHYLOCOCCUS
    GOT ITS NAME:
    Multiple Staphylococci
    form a grape-like cluster,
    hence the name
    "Staphylococcus,"
    meaning "grape-like."
[13:00] ---
    How the Staphylococcus got its name.
[13:03] ---
    Multiple Staphylococci
    form a grape-like cluster,
[13:06] ---
    hence the name "Staphylococcus,"
    meaning "grape-like."
[13:11] ---
    Staphylococcus Aureus...
[13:14] ---
    fuse!
[13:31] ---
    Wh-Whoa!
[13:32] ---
    Wh-What the...
[13:35] ---
    You see, today,
[13:38] ---
    I'm not like before!
[13:48] ---
    Cells...
[13:50] ---
    ...at Work!
[13:53] ---
    Cells at Work!
[14:02] ---
    I-It's huge!
[14:13] ---
    See, what did I tell you?
    I'm different today!
[14:18] ---
    Huh? Different?
[14:20] ---
    Then, why don't I devour you?
[14:23] ---
    I'll kill you!
[14:24] ---
    Oh, that's not happening!
[14:38] ---
    She deflected us?
[14:40] ---
    A net from the underground...
[14:42] ---
    No,
[14:43] ---
    that's...
[14:45] ---
    Look familiar?
[14:48] ---
    That's right! Fibrin!
SIGN    FIBRIN:
    A protein involved
    in clotting the blood.
    Has a mesh-like
    or rice cake-like quality.
[14:51] ---
    Fibrin.
[14:52] ---
    A protein involved in clotting the blood.
[14:55] ---
    Has a mesh-like or rice cake-like quality.
[14:59] ---
    I-Is that...
[15:01] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[15:03] ---
    Attach the fibrin
    to the coagulation factors like this.
[15:08] ---
    Right!
[15:12] ---
    Heave-ho!
[15:16] ---
    Is that the thing you Platelets created
    to close up the wound?
[15:20] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[15:23] ---
    What's she doing with that fibrin?
[15:26] ---
    I get it now!
[15:27] ---
    Take that!
[15:29] ---
    Oh crap!
[15:38] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[15:42] ---
    Shall I enlighten you?
[15:46] ---
    You see...
[15:48] ---
    I've heard about this before!
[15:49] ---
    It's one of the tactics
    of Staphylococcus Aureus!
[15:52] ---
    By wrapping herself up in fibrin,
    she can block our attacks!
[15:56] ---
    The name of that move is... Wait...
[15:58] ---
    Something like...
[16:00] ---
    Coag...
[16:01] ---
    Hey, don't steal my thunder!
[16:05] ---
    That's right. "Coagulase"!
[16:08] ---
    Right now, both my defensive
    and offensive powers are off the charts!
[16:11] ---
    I'm invincible!
[16:13] ---
    Understand?
SIGN    COAGULASE:
    An enzyme that brings about
    the coagulation of blood
    by precipitating fibrin.
    The bacteria that produce this
    use fibrin as a barrier
    to evade White Blood Cell attacks.
    (Phagocytosis)
[16:15] ---
    Coagulase.
[16:16] ---
    An enzyme that brings about the coagulation
    of blood by precipitating fibrin.
[16:21] ---
    The bacteria that produce this
[16:23] ---
    use fibrin as a barrier
    to evade White Blood Cell attacks.
[16:29] ---
    Meaning that none of your
    lowly attacks can touch me.
[16:34] ---
    And thanks to my attack power,
[16:37] ---
    you're all finished!
[16:44] ---
    What happened to White Blood Cell
    and the others?
[16:54] ---
    My, how delicious this feels!
[16:56] ---
    Looks like both your hands
    and feet are tied.
[16:59] ---
    Oh wait... Your feet are intact at least!
[17:04] ---
    No way! White Blood Cell! Please get up!
[17:07] ---
    Or you're going to end up dead!
[17:10] ---
    Big Sister, be careful!
[17:11] ---
    You're gonna fall
    outside the blood vessel!
[17:16] ---
    At last, I can get my revenge on you,
    you nasty Neutrophil!
[17:20] ---
    This one's for our younger cousin
[17:23] ---
    who invaded this body before
    and got herself killed.
[17:29] [SONG] ---
    YOUNGER COUSIN
[17:32] ---
    Now then, if I can just
[17:35] ---
    tear them limb to limb!
[17:52] ---
    Wh-Who are you guys?
[17:55] ---
    Th-That person...
[17:56] ---
    It's the Monocytes!
[17:58] ---
    They came to save us!
[18:07] ---
    Oh my, that's the outside
    of the blood vessel right there!
[18:11] ---
    Everybody,
SIGN    OUTSIDE THE BLOOD VESSEL
SIGN    INSIDE THE BLOOD VESSEL
[18:12] ---
    we're going to change costumes now!
[18:15] ---
    Okay!
[18:17] ---
    Th-Th-That voice...
SIGN    MACROPHAGES
    AND MONOCYTES:
    Monocytes are produced
    in the bone marrow,
    and reside in the bloodstream,
    but when they circulate
    outside the blood vessel,
    they become Macrophages.
[18:30] ---
    Macrophages and Monocytes.
[18:32] ---
    Monocytes are produced in the bone marrow,
    and reside in the bloodstream,
[18:36] ---
    but when they circulate outside
    the blood vessel, they become Macrophages.
[18:45] ---
    I don't know what kind of cells you are,
[18:48] ---
    but don't you dare get in my way!
[18:53] ---
    Here.
[18:56] ---
    Us, too.
[18:57] ---
    Take that.
[19:00] ---
    Ouch!
[19:02] ---
    Who knew you were actually strong?
[19:04] ---
    N-No way! Cells wielding blunt objects...
[19:07] ---
    Not to mention strong!
[19:09] ---
    Wait, don't tell me they're...
[19:12] ---
    Macrophages!
SIGN    MACROPHAGE:
    A type of White Blood Cell.
    Captures and kills foreign substances
    such as bacteria, and finds antigens
    and immunity information.
    Also acts as a cleaner,
    tidying up dead cells and bacteria.
[19:15] ---
    Macrophage.
[19:17] ---
    A type of White Blood Cell.
[19:19] ---
    Captures and kills
    foreign substances such as bacteria,
[19:22] ---
    and finds antigens
    and immunity information.
[19:24] ---
    Also acts as a cleaner,
    tidying up dead cells and bacteria.
[19:29] ---
    But Macrophages are crazy strong!
[19:32] ---
    No thanks, I'm outta here!
[19:34] ---
    We don't stand a chance against them!
[19:37] ---
    Impossible, impossible, impossible!
[19:39] ---
    Hey! This is no time to bail!
[19:41] ---
    Oh my!
[19:43] ---
    A falling-out with your friends?
[19:45] ---
    What are we going to do with you?
[19:47] ---
    You're on the same side.
    Can't you get along?
[19:49] ---
    Don't you dare mock me!
[19:52] ---
    Damn you!
[19:54] ---
    Now then, everybody!
[19:56] ---
    We're going to bulldoze right through them!
[19:59] ---
    With pleasure!
[20:07] ---
    Allow me to apply
    the finishing touch, will you?
[20:18] ---
    So powerful!
[20:19] ---
    So awesome!
[20:23] ---
    Now then!
[20:24] ---
    We're done cleaning!
[20:26] ---
    That was refreshing!
[20:28] ---
    Looks like we just got burned
    to a crisp today.
[20:31] ---
    Just one of those days...
[20:35] ---
    Really, we sure owe you one, Macrophage.
[20:39] ---
    Who knows how it would've ended up
    if it was just us?
[20:42] ---
    Oh my, but it's all because you held them off.
[20:47] ---
    We just arrived late to the party!
[20:51] ---
    I'm thrilled to have been of use!
[20:54] ---
    Just kidding!
[20:55] ---
    Oh please.
[20:56] ---
    That's our signal when we're Monocytes!
[20:59] ---
    No way.
[21:06] ---
    Right, it is the signal we use
    when we're Monocytes.
[21:09] ---
    U-Um...
[21:11] ---
    M-Macrophage... and Monocyte...
    You're one and the same?
[21:16] ---
    Wait, but how'd you get inside that...
[21:19] ---
    No, wait, all that muscular strength...
[21:25] ---
    All maidens have a secret or two, you know!
[21:30] ---
    Sometimes gentle,
[21:32] ---
    sometimes violent.
[21:34] ---
    She's a childcare worker,
[21:36] ---
    a cleaner
[21:38] ---
    and also an assassin.
[21:47] ---
    Macrophage wears many hats
[21:51] ---
    as you can see!
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    It sure is hot, huh, Platelet?
[23:27] ---
    Listen, listen! What's happening
    is called "global warming," they say.
[23:31] ---
    But it's still too hot this year, right?
[23:34] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!",
[23:36] ---
    "Heatstroke"!
[23:36] ---
    EPISODE 11:
    HEATSTROKE
[23:37] ---
    Please have some cold barley tea!

11 - Heat Stroke
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[00:08] ---
    Inside the human body,
[00:11] ---
    roughly 37.2 trillion cells
    work energetically,
[00:13] ---
    DENDRITE
[00:15] ---
    all day every day.
[00:17] ---
    24 hours and 365 days.
[00:18] ---
    ANTIBODY ENCYCLOPEDIA
[00:19] ---
    HEART
[00:20] ---
    They are all working very hard.
[00:34] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[00:36] ---
    UNDER
    CONSTRUCTION
[00:36] ---
    PLATELETS
[00:59] ---
    This is the inside of a human body.
[01:05] ---
    This reservoir's empty, too, huh?
[01:13] ---
    Here, too? Dammit!
[01:17] ---
    Except for authorized personnel
    KEEP OUT
[01:17] ---
    RESERVOIR #48
[01:25] ---
    There's not much fluid left!
[01:28] ---
    SWEAT
[01:28] ---
    Isn't there...
[01:30] ---
    Isn't there anything we can do...
[01:33] ---
    to save this world
    from further global warming?
[03:09] ---
    EPISODE 11:
    HEAT STROKE
[03:11] ---
    "Heat Stroke"!
[03:14] ---
    SWEAT GLANDS
[03:17] ---
    S-Senpai!
[03:21] ---
    Is this really
    what the epidermis area looks like?
SIGN    RED BLOOD CELLS:
    They carry oxygen
    and carbon dioxide
    using blood circulation.
[03:25] ---
    It's nothing like the pamphlet.
[03:27] ---
    It's dried up because of this heat.
[03:30] ---
    There used to be waterways
    and stuff before.
[03:33] ---
    That's why we're walking
    through the capillaries to release heat.
SIGN    THERMOLYSIS:
    Dissipating heat by sending
    large amounts of blood to the skin.
    One of the body's ways
    of regulating body temperature.
[03:39] ---
    Thermolysis.
[03:40] ---
    Dissipating heat by sending
    large amounts of blood to the skin.
[03:43] ---
    One of the body's ways
    of regulating body temperature.
[03:47] ---
    It's so hot!
[03:49] ---
    Don't worry! Once hidrosis starts,
    it gets really cool!
[03:52] ---
    See, the sweat glands are about to—
[03:56] ---
    Excuse me!
[04:01] ---
    Damn you, you're such a pain in the neck!
[04:12] ---
    This is U-1146.
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELLS
    (NEUTROPHILS):
    Their main task is to
    eliminate foreign
    substances from outside,
    such as bacteria
    and viruses.
[04:14] ---
    I'm done exterminating
    the last of the germs.
[04:16] ---
    Copy that!
[04:17] ---
    Whoa! It's a White Blood Cell.
[04:19] ---
    Running around in this scorching heat...
    He sure has energy!
[04:25] ---
    Th-Thank you for your hard work,
    White Blood Cell!
SIGN    PHAGOCYTOSIS:
    When Phagocytes such as Monocytes,
    Macrophages and Neutrophils absorb
    bacteria and other foreign substances,
    and break them down.
[04:32] ---
    Wait! He's dissolving it!
[04:34] ---
    Hey... Yo, Red Blood Cell...
[04:41] ---
    Is something wrong?
[04:43] ---
    No, it's nothing.
[04:50] ---
    That outfit of yours
    sure looks hot, White Blood Cell!
[04:54] ---
    Can't do my job as a first responder
    if I dress down.
SIGN    SWEAT GLANDS AND SWEAT:
    Sweat-secreting glands present in the skin.
     There are two types, apocrine glands and eccrine glands.
    Heat is removed by evaporation
    when you sweat (heat of evaporation).
    They play a crucial role in adjusting body heat.
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    Sweat glands and sweat.
[05:00] ---
    Sweat-secreting glands present in the skin.
[05:03] ---
    There are two types,
    apocrine glands and eccrine glands.
[05:06] ---
    Heat is removed by evaporation
    when you sweat.
[05:09] ---
    They play a crucial role
    in adjusting body heat.
[05:14] ---
    STATE OF THE SWEAT PORES
[05:14] ---
    ECCRINE
[05:16] ---
    So these are the sweat glands!
[05:19] ---
    So hot!
[05:21] ---
    So hot!
[05:23] ---
    So hot!
[05:25] ---
    BUCKWHEAT TEA
[05:27] ---
    Hey, they said hidrosis is about to start!
[05:30] ---
    Thank goodness! Now it'll get cooler!
[05:32] ---
    Actually, something strange is going on.
[05:34] ---
    Normally, sweat atomizes,
[05:36] ---
    and the heat of evaporation
    cools down the epidermis, but...
[05:40] ---
    But it's still in fluid form.
[05:49] ---
    Hey, what's the deal?
[05:51] ---
    Give us a break, will you? It's so hot!
[05:54] ---
    It's no good!
[05:55] ---
    Hidrosis was successfully initiated,
    but didn't lead to epidermal cooling!
[05:59] ---
    The sweat's not atomizing? Meaning
    the temperature outside the body's too high?
[06:07] ---
    N-No good!
[06:09] ---
    The body temperature's spiking!
[06:15] ---
    This heat is unbearable!
[06:17] ---
    What the heck is going on?
[06:19] ---
    You said it was to promote hidrosis
    to make it cooler!
[06:21] ---
    That's why we've been walking
    in this sweltering heat!
[06:24] ---
    - That's right, that's right!
    - We wanna talk to whoever's in charge!
[06:26] ---
    It's hot, dammit!
[06:27] ---
    For now, we need to release
    the heat from the epidermis!
[06:31] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[06:34] ---
    You guys, please try to keep walking
    to release the heat!
[06:37] ---
    Let's do all we can
    to regulate the body temp!
[06:40] ---
    That's about all that we can do
    as blood cells, huh?
[06:45] ---
    White Blood Cell, what's going on?
[06:47] ---
    Increased vascular flow.
[06:49] ---
    At a glance,
[06:50] ---
    it just seems like part
    of the thermoregulation system!
[06:53] ---
    Abnormal increased vascular flow!
[06:56] ---
    Abortive attempt to cool
    the epidermis with sweat!
[06:58] ---
    And a soaring temperature!
[07:04] ---
    This must be...
[07:05] ---
    No way!
[07:07] ---
    What?
[07:08] ---
    No way, there's light!
SIGN    VERTIGO:
    You feel dizzy, or your
    surroundings start to look fuzzy.
    Such symptoms appear
    when your sense of equilibrium
    has been compromised.
[07:11] ---
    Vertigo.
[07:12] ---
    You feel dizzy, or your surroundings
    start to look fuzzy.
[07:17] ---
    Such symptoms appear when your sense
    of equilibrium has been compromised.
[07:23] ---
    Wh-What the...
    It's totally dark in here!
[07:26] ---
    The world's ending!
[07:28] ---
    What is this? What's going on?
[07:33] ---
    The ground is tilting!
[07:34] ---
    Not good! Hang onto something!
SIGN    DIZZINESS:
    The blood drains from your head,
    and everything looks dark, or else white.
    You also experience vertigo.
    You do remain conscious.
[07:37] ---
    Dizziness.
[07:39] ---
    The blood drains from your head,
[07:41] ---
    and everything looks dark, or else white.
[07:44] ---
    You also experience vertigo.
[07:46] ---
    You do remain conscious.
SIGN    FAINTING:
    When the blood replenish to your brain
    either temporarily decreases,
    or is interrupted. This also involves
    losing consciousness for anywhere
    from several seconds to several minutes.
[07:54] ---
    Fainting.
[07:55] ---
    When the blood replenish to your brain
    either temporarily decreases, or is interrupted.
[08:00] ---
    This also involves losing consciousness for
    anywhere from several seconds to several minutes.
[08:04] ---
    B-Bad news!
[08:06] ---
    It's heat stroke!
[08:07] ---
    Heat stroke.
SIGN    HEAT STROKE:
    The generic term for ill health
    caused when thermoregulation
    is disrupted, or by an imbalance
    of fluids and salt.
[08:09] ---
    The generic term for ill health
[08:12] ---
    caused when thermoregulation
    is disrupted,
[08:17] ---
    or by an imbalance of fluids and salt.
[08:19] ---
    There are three degrees of severity
    from 1 to 3.
SIGN    Type 1 heat stroke is the initial symptom,
    causing vertigo, dizziness, tingly lips
    and fainting. In the past, it was known
    as "heat syncope" or "heat cramps."
    The blood vessels of the skin expand
    due to heat and high temperature,
    and when blood pressure drops,
    the flow of blood to the brain decreases,
    leading to heat cramps.
[08:23] ---
    Type 1 heat stroke is the initial symptom,
[08:26] ---
    causing vertigo, dizziness,
    tingly lips and fainting.
[08:29] ---
    In the past, it was known
    as "heat syncope" or "heat cramps."
[08:35] ---
    The blood vessels of the skin expand
    due to heat and high temperature,
[08:39] ---
    and when blood pressure drops,
[08:41] ---
    the flow of blood to the brain decreases,
    leading to heat cramps.
[08:46] ---
    Ouch, ouch...
[08:47] ---
    Ouch!
[08:51] ---
    Weak! Seriously weak!
[08:54] ---
    To fall to pieces
    over a little fever like this...
[08:59] ---
    It's wasted on you guys!
[09:01] ---
    I'll gladly take this world off your hands!
SIGN    BACILLUS CEREUS:
    Widely distributed in natural environments
    such as dirt or water. A type of soil bacteria.
    Known to trigger two types of food poisoning,
    involving either diarrhea or vomiting.
[09:05] ---
    Bacillus cereus.
[09:07] ---
    Widely distributed in natural environments
    such as dirt or water. A type of soil bacteria.
[09:13] ---
    Known to trigger two types of food poisoning,
    involving either diarrhea or vomiting.
[09:19] ---
    It's an antigen!
[09:23] ---
    Are you White Blood Cell?
[09:26] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[09:27] ---
    I wouldn't try to loot this place
    if I were you!
[09:30] ---
    Upon my honor as a bacillus cereus,
[09:32] ---
    I swear I'm going to seize
    this world from you!
[09:35] ---
    Now then! Let's fight!
[09:37] ---
    Red Blood Cell!
[09:38] ---
    Look after the Platelets!
[09:40] ---
    O-Okay!
[09:42] ---
    Just kidding!
[09:44] ---
    What?
[09:47] ---
    So you thought I was going to fight you?
[09:51] ---
    I got you! I got you!
[09:53] ---
    This world will be coming to an end soon!
[09:55] ---
    Until then, I'm going off to hide!
[09:58] ---
    Come back here! You stinking germ!
[10:06] ---
    White Blood Cell, good luck to you!
[10:11] ---
    All of you look so miserable and hot!
[10:14] ---
    H-He's gonna ride the blood flow
    and conceal himself!
[10:17] ---
    Lucky me! The flow
    inside this blood vessel has speeded up!
[10:26] ---
    As if to say, "Mr. Bacillus Cereus, please make
    a clean escape and invade this world."
[10:32] ---
    No, I think that's what it's actually saying!
[10:35] ---
    Don't get carried away!
[10:37] ---
    Whoops, that was close!
[10:41] ---
    You're not getting away!
[10:43] ---
    This is U-1146!
    Requesting immediate backup!
[10:47] ---
    Roger that! I'll meet up with you shortly!
[10:51] ---
    It's an antigen!
[10:52] ---
    There he is!
[10:56] ---
    It's coming this way!
[10:58] ---
    You're not getting away,
    you stinking germ!
[11:08] ---
    Where'd he go?
[11:12] ---
    I can't see!
[11:15] ---
    - Is he gone?
    - Did he go somewhere?
[11:17] ---
    It's getting crowded, huh?
[11:22] ---
    The obstacle is making it...
[11:26] ---
    so very easy to escape!
[11:29] ---
    - Where is he?
    - Hey you!
[11:31] ---
    You bastard!
[11:33] ---
    Hey, let me through!
[11:35] ---
    Hey! Stop pushing me!
[11:36] ---
    Oh man! It's White Blood Cell!
[11:38] ---
    I'm going after the antigen!
    Get outta my way!
[11:40] ---
    Antigen? No way! Where is it?
[11:41] ---
    It's too dark to see!
[11:43] ---
    It's hot, and it's dark! What's going on?
[11:54] ---
    It's hot! Help us!
[11:56] ---
    I'm so hot! I'm so hot!
[11:59] ---
    Somebody tell us what's going on!
[12:02] ---
    They're not coming after me?
[12:08] ---
    Whoa! It's an antigen! Over there!
[12:12] ---
    What's that White Blood Cell doing?
[12:22] ---
    So hot!
[12:24] ---
    And it's so dark I can't see a thing!
[12:46] ---
    This is great!
[12:48] ---
    To think that in this world,
    even a White Blood Cell has heat stroke...
[13:03] ---
    Cells at Work!
[13:08] ---
    Cells at Work!
[13:14] ---
    Looks like you overdid it
    in this horrible heat, huh?
[13:19] ---
    That won't do!
    You've got to take care of yourself!
[13:26] ---
    But good for you.
    You managed to keep your hat on!
SIGN    HEAT STROKE
    PREVENTATIVE MEASURE #1: HAT
    Block direct sunlight,
    overheating to the head.
[13:32] ---
    That's the last of our buckwheat tea!
[13:33] ---
    You should've kept yourself
    properly hydrated!
[13:38] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[13:40] ---
    This body lacks fluids!
SIGN    HEAT STROKE
    PREVENTATIVE MEASURE #2:
    REHYDRATION
    To prevent dehydration,
    replenish fluids and sodium frequently.
[13:42] ---
    Damn you!
[13:44] ---
    WATER
[13:44] ---
    I just told you it can't be done!
[13:45] ---
    Captain!
[13:45] ---
    Dehydration has reached maximum level!
[13:48] ---
    There... There just isn't enough
    to trigger hidrosis!
[13:53] ---
    Big Sister, I'm so hot!
[13:56] ---
    Don't worry!
[13:58] ---
    I'm sure White Blood Cell
    and his friends will take care of this!
[14:04] ---
    Gather all the sodium we have!
[14:06] ---
    We're going to use osmotic pressure
    to pump up water!
[14:09] ---
    We can't! Most of the sodium's already
    been discharged in hidrosis!
[14:13] ---
    What did you say?
[14:14] ---
    Captain! What should we do?
[14:20] ---
    At this point, there's nothing
    the system can do.
[14:24] ---
    If this keeps up,
    the body will become dehydrated!
SIGN    DEHYDRATION:
    When you lose the fluids in your body,
    compromising your daily life and
    life support activities. When you fall
    into this state, you may experience
    difficulties absorbing nutrients and oxygen,
    in excreting body wastes, in thermoregulation,
    as well as the circulation of your bodily fluids.
[14:29] ---
    Dehydration.
[14:30] ---
    When you lose the fluids in your body,
[14:33] ---
    compromising your daily life
    and life support activities.
[14:38] ---
    When you fall into this state,
[14:40] ---
    you may experience difficulties
    absorbing nutrients and oxygen,
[14:42] ---
    in excreting body wastes,
    in thermoregulation,
[14:45] ---
    as well as the circulation
    of your bodily fluids.
[14:52] ---
    Captain?
[14:59] ---
    Rain! Rain!
[15:02] ---
    Bring us the rain!
[15:05] ---
    He's praying for rain?
[15:06] ---
    Oh no! The captain's gone bonkers!
[15:16] ---
    So you can still stand?
[15:26] ---
    Oh come on! Let's see you bring it!
[15:36] ---
    Fire! Help!
[15:39] ---
    Just look. The thermoregulation system
    is utterly useless now!
[15:47] ---
    This world is coming to an end.
[15:52] ---
    A little fever like this
    doesn't bother me at all!
SIGN    BACILLUS CEREUS:
    Creating strong shells
    known as "spores"
    during its development phase,
    it is able to withstand 100 degree heat
    for 30 minutes. It is not as though
    it spreads when dehydration sets in.
[15:57] ---
    Bacillus cereus.
[15:58] ---
    Creating strong shells known as "spores"
    during its development phase,
[16:03] ---
    it is able to withstand
    100 degree heat for 30 minutes.
[16:06] ---
    It is not as though it spreads
    when dehydration sets in.
[16:11] ---
    Hey, too bad for you,
    not being able to save everyone's lives!
[16:18] ---
    See ya.
[16:23] ---
    All righty!
[16:24] ---
    First of all, let's see...
[16:27] ---
    Maybe I'll head over to the brain
    so that I can flaunt my powers!
[16:31] ---
    Wh-What the...
[16:35] ---
    You sure are pesky, damn you!
    Just give it up!
[16:38] ---
    No way am I gonna let you
    harm this body!
[16:42] ---
    Just accept reality!
[16:45] ---
    I know you tried all kinds of things,
    like hidrosis and increased vascular flow!
[16:49] ---
    But this body's thermoregulation system's
    been defeated to the outside temperature!
[16:54] ---
    This body will be history soon!
[16:57] ---
    Now get it through your head
    that it's futile,
[16:59] ---
    and head off somewhere cool
    where you can loosen your clothes and rest!
[17:04] ---
    Say whatever you want!
[17:07] ---
    Even if the thermoregulation system loses,
[17:11] ---
    even if these efforts are in vain,
[17:14] ---
    this body is still alive!
[17:17] ---
    It doesn't mean I should shirk my duties!
[17:20] ---
    What a fool you are.
[17:22] ---
    You should at least take it easy
    at the very end.
[17:40] ---
    I did it.
[17:45] ---
    And now...
[17:46] ---
    And now...
[17:48] ---
    I'm going to conceal myself
    in the darkness and divide repeatedly!
[17:51] ---
    And while those cells panic
    over this soaring body temperature,
[17:54] ---
    I'm going to seize this body!
[17:57] ---
    And then...
[17:59] ---
    all of this will become my nation!
[18:02] ---
    All right! All right!
[18:05] ---
    I can't stop laughing!
[18:12] ---
    Now there's no one left to thwart me!
[18:25] ---
    What's this?
[18:27] ---
    What's going on? That ring of light...
[18:30] ---
    That gentle light...
[18:33] ---
    O-Oh my!
[18:35] ---
    The epidermal temperature's dropping fast!
[18:37] ---
    Hey! L-Look at that!
[18:49] ---
    Wh-What is that tube-shaped thing?
SIGN    TRANSFUSION:
    A solution injected into the vein.
    Mainly used to replenish fluids,
    correct electrolyte imbalance,
    or to replenish nutrients.
[18:53] ---
    Transfusion.
[18:55] ---
    A solution injected into the vein.
[18:58] ---
    Mainly used to replenish fluids,
[18:59] ---
    correct electrolyte imbalance,
    or to replenish nutrients.
[19:08] ---
    N-No way!
[19:17] ---
    You did it!
[19:18] ---
    You did it, Captain!
[19:20] ---
    All that praying for rain
    reached the heavens, Captain!
[19:24] ---
    Good thing we didn't give up!
[19:26] ---
    This body's been saved—
[19:29] ---
    This is great!
[19:34] ---
    Water!
[19:36] ---
    So refreshing!
[19:37] ---
    Yummy!
[19:38] ---
    - Feels so good!
    - Beautiful!
[19:42] ---
    It's starting to get light, dammit!
[19:44] ---
    Is this body recovering?
[19:47] ---
    Take that!
[19:48] ---
    Now you've done it!
[19:51] ---
    Recovered due to fluids and c-cooling?
[20:01] ---
    This... This is ridiculous!
[20:05] ---
    Hey, that was refreshing.
[20:21] ---
    Die, you goddamn germ!
[20:26] ---
    There's Big Brother White Blood Cell!
[20:29] ---
    But maybe we shouldn't go
    near him right now.
[20:33] ---
    Y-Yeah, you're right.
[20:36] ---
    Thanks to the miraculous rain
    from the heavens,
[20:39] ---
    the danger of heat stroke
    was somehow averted.
[20:44] ---
    Did those prayers for rain
    really reach the heavens?
[20:48] ---
    What it was that happened in this world...
[20:51] ---
    The cells have no way of knowing.
[21:05] ---
    Hey! Come check this out!
[21:08] ---
    White Blood Cell, I think it's this way!
[21:11] ---
    For some reason, the areas
    around the thick blood vessels,
[21:13] ---
    like the neck and underarms
    are super-cool!
[21:18] ---
    - You're right!
    - So cool!
[21:21] ---
    But I wonder why!
[21:23] ---
    Don't ask me.
[21:25] ---
    Whatever! At any rate, right now...
SIGN    COOL YOUR BODY:
    It is effective to evacuate to a cooler location,
    and cool the areas where large blood vessels
    pass through around the neck,
    the underarms, the leg joints (thighs).
[21:30] ---
    It's so cool!
[21:35] ---
    White Blood Cell,
[21:36] ---
    you should wear cooler clothes
    while you're working!
[21:39] ---
    Yeah, I guess so.
[21:42] ---
    Hey, you. You're a White Blood Cell,
    and you got heat stroke?
[21:45] ---
    What a dummy!
[21:49] ---
    And so, for a while,
    the blood cells all cooled off.
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[23:27] ---
    PRIDE
    SINCERITY
[23:27] ---
    It looks like I'm going to get
    a kouhai of my own!
[23:29] ---
    Is that right?
[23:30] ---
    Give it your all, Senpai!
[23:31] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!",
    "Hemorrhagic Shock"!
[23:34] ---
    Hey, come on! Me, a senpai?
[23:34] ---
    EPISODE 12:
    "HEMORRHAGIC SHOCK" (PART 1)
[23:37] ---
    I wonder if she's up to it.

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    EPISODE 12:
    "HEMORRHAGIC SHOCK" (PART 1)
[01:32] ---
    "Hemorrhagic Shock." Part 1.
[01:44] ---
    Inside the human body,
[01:46] ---
    roughly 37.2 trillion cells
    work energetically,
[01:48] ---
    DENDRITE
[01:50] ---
    all day every day.
[01:52] ---
    ANTIBODY ENCYCLOPEDIA
[01:52] ---
    24 hours and 365 days.
[01:55] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[01:55] ---
    They are all working very hard.
[01:57] ---
    UNDER
    CONSTRUCTION
[01:57] ---
    PLATELETS
[02:06] ---
    This is the inside of a human body.
[02:09] ---
    Welcome. We are happy to see you.
    This is the pulmonary alveoli.
[02:12] ---
    We will collect your carbon dioxide here.
[02:12] ---
    OXYGEN GAS
[02:24] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[02:25] ---
    Please take your oxygen.
[02:27] ---
    All righty! Next, I'll deliver
    this oxygen to everyone in the liver.
SIGN    RED BLOOD CELLS:
    Red because they contain
    large amounts of hemoglobin.
    They carry oxygen
    and carbon dioxide
    using blood circulation.
[02:39] ---
    Okay!
[02:41] ---
    FRAGILE
    CONDENSED GAS
[02:41] ---
    Here I go!
[02:42] ---
    Hey, someone's working hard.
[02:45] ---
    Senpai!
[02:47] ---
    I see you're starting to get the hang of it.
[02:49] ---
    Though you're still making blunders.
[02:51] ---
    You really think so?
[02:52] ---
    Senpai, it's all thanks
    to your warm guidance every—
[02:55] ---
    Oh, forget that.
    I'm not one to stand on ceremony.
[02:58] ---
    Oh, so soft!
[03:00] ---
    Anyway, there's something
    I'd like you to do for me.
[03:03] ---
    Wh-What could that be?
[03:06] ---
    I'd like you to take on
    this rookie Red Blood Cell, and train her.
[03:10] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[03:19] ---
    - So there you have it.
    - Huh?
[03:20] ---
    I'm counting on you. Okay, good lu—
[03:22] ---
    W-Wait!
[03:23] ---
    H-Hold up a second, Senpai!
[03:26] ---
    I-I can't do that!
[03:27] ---
    Not when I'm not even full-fledged myself!
[03:31] ---
    Don't be like that! This is part of your job!
[03:34] ---
    When you were a rookie,
[03:35] ---
    you had other Red Blood Cells
    looking after you, too, didn't you?
[03:39] ---
    Th-That's right.
[03:41] ---
    So think of this as your way
    of paying them back.
[03:44] ---
    That's how it was for me, too.
[03:46] ---
    Got it? Try to get along!
[03:48] ---
    And if anything happens,
    let me know right away!
[03:51] ---
    O-Okay!
[03:52] ---
    PULMONARY VEIN
[03:58] ---
    N-Nice to meet you!
[04:01] ---
    Likewise...
[04:02] ---
    Senpai.
[04:03] ---
    Jeez, she's so calm and collected!
[04:06] ---
    Senpai?
[04:08] ---
    Why are you speaking so formally to me?
[04:10] ---
    I am your kouhai, aren't I? Theoretically.
[04:12] ---
    Oh, that's right, you are!
[04:15] ---
    Th-That's right!
[04:16] ---
    Now I've gone and thrown my kouhai
    into a state of confusion!
[04:20] ---
    Jeez, I'm such an idiot!
[04:22] ---
    I'm the senpai here,
    so I need to be strong!
[04:25] ---
    It would only cause her misery
    if she sees me as a flaky senpai,
[04:29] ---
    so take charge!
[04:33] ---
    I'm her senpai! Okay!
[04:35] ---
    Now then, l-let me show you
    all kinds of things!
[04:38] ---
    Yes, I look forward to your guidance.
[04:41] ---
    Um, first off, my notes...
[04:44] ---
    Huh? Huh?
[04:50] ---
    Listen, let me start by explaining
    what it is we do.
[04:53] ---
    Oh, right.
[04:55] ---
    The six functions of the blood.
[04:57] ---
    One, retaining moisture.
    Two, exchanging gases.
[05:00] ---
    Three, transporting nutrients and such.
    Four, regulating body temperature.
[05:04] ---
    Five, protecting the body.
    Six, repairing wounds.
[05:07] ---
    Of these six, our main job as Red Blood Cells
    is the exchange of gases, right?
[05:13] ---
    Although we also take on
    the extra task of transporting nutrients
[05:16] ---
    which isn't really our job.
[05:18] ---
    After we deliver oxygen
    to the tissue cells, they burn up glucose,
[05:23] ---
    producing energy,
    carbon dioxide and water.
[05:27] ---
    And since carbon dioxide is toxic
    to the body and must be expelled,
[05:32] ---
    we transport it to the pulmonary alveoli,
[05:34] ---
    and exchange it for oxygen.
[05:36] ---
    Then rinse, lather and repeat, I hear.
[05:39] ---
    And that's why we, Red Blood Cells,
    are indispensable
[05:40] ---
    What can I teach this kid...
    no, I mean this hotshot?
[05:41] ---
    for maintaining the cycle of life, correct?
[05:45] ---
    And I am honored to be charged
    with such a job.
[05:50] ---
    Uh, Senpai?
[05:52] ---
    I see, so you already know all that, huh?
[05:54] ---
    Then...
[05:56] ---
    for now, let's go circulate for real!
[06:00] ---
    It's okay if you don't understand.
    Just try to learn stuff as you go along!
[06:03] ---
    Just do it!
[06:04] ---
    Oh right, I suppose.
[06:13] ---
    Huh? Come to think of it,
    what should I say to a kouhai?
[06:17] ---
    Introduce myself?
[06:19] ---
    If only she'd save the job descriptions
    and all for when we're on the move.
[06:24] ---
    This one's a little inefficient, I see.
[06:28] ---
    Um...
[06:31] ---
    Turn right here? Is that the path?
[06:34] ---
    Hey, you! This is the lymphatic vessel!
[06:36] ---
    No Red Blood Cell brats allowed!
SIGN    KILLER T CELLS (CYTOTOXIC T CELLS):
    Assassins who recognize and destroy
    foreign cells, such as Graft Cells,
    virus-infected cells and Cancer Cells.
    They mainly reside in the lymphatic tissue.
[06:39] ---
    I-I made a wrong turn!
[06:43] ---
    That was scary!
[06:45] ---
    Sorry to shock you like that.
[06:47] ---
    Oh, you didn't.
[06:49] ---
    I'm always making wrong turns.
[06:51] ---
    I'm such an airhead.
[06:52] ---
    No.
[06:53] ---
    But that person right now
    was more aggressive than he needed to be.
[06:57] ---
    That was what didn't sit well with me.
[06:59] ---
    After all,
[07:00] ---
    it's not our job to get screamed at
    by that person, is it now?
[07:03] ---
    Oh yes.
[07:05] ---
    I mean...
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELLS
    (NEUTROPHILS):
    Their main task is to
    eliminate foreign
    substances from outside,
    such as bacteria
    and viruses.
[07:08] ---
    Hey, hey, hey!
[07:10] ---
    Die! Die!
SIGN    STREPTOCOCCUS MUTANS:
    Fungus that exists inside the mouth.
    One of the causes of cavities.
[07:12] ---
    It's White Blood Cell!
[07:14] ---
    Senpai, you know those
    from the immune system?
[07:17] ---
    Yes! They're all so nice!
[07:20] ---
    Hey you!
[07:20] ---
    What are you talking about?
[07:22] ---
    Neutrophils are a gang of anomalies
    who confuse justice with violence.
SIGN    PHAGOCYTOSIS:
    To absorb bacteria
    and other foreign substances,
    and break them down.
    Also known as "phagocytic effects."
[07:29] ---
    Th-That's not true!
[07:31] ---
    He's gentle when you talk to him.
[07:48] ---
    Thanks for your hard work,
    White Blood Cell!
[07:50] ---
    She doesn't care.
[07:51] ---
    Yo, Red Blood Cell. Good work!
[07:54] ---
    That Red Blood Cell next to you...
    Is she your kouhai?
[07:56] ---
    That's right!
[07:58] ---
    I've been given the task of training her,
    and I've been showing her the ropes!
[08:03] ---
    Not that I've taught her anything yet.
[08:05] ---
    Is that right? Nice to meet—
[08:07] ---
    Wait, it's still breathing?
[08:10] ---
    You see, there are different types
    of White Blood Cells working in this blood vessel.
[08:15] ---
    Like Neutrophils and other kinds!
[08:18] ---
    Hey, White Blood Cell!
    Tell her all about it!
[08:21] ---
    Huh? Oh sure!
[08:23] ---
    We, White Blood Cells,
    have several types of jobs.
[08:27] ---
    Neutrophils, Eosinophils, Basophils...
[08:30] ---
    H-Hey you!
[08:31] ---
    Particularly Macropha—
[08:33] ---
    Die!
[08:35] ---
    And then, you have
    your lymphatic vessels, too.
[08:38] ---
    You bastard!
[08:40] ---
    Everyone's a little scared
    of White Blood Cell here,
[08:44] ---
    but he's really such a nice guy!
[08:47] ---
    Here's the finishing blow!
[08:47] ---
    So I think
[08:49] ---
    you should be friends!
[08:49] ---
    Senpai, blood spray! Get out of the way!
[08:54] ---
    Sorry! I'm really sorry, okay?
[08:56] ---
    That's your brand-new uniform,
    and now it's sticky with blood spatter!
[09:00] ---
    Forgive me.
[09:01] ---
    No. I don't mind at all.
[09:05] ---
    THIS HOT WATER IS FOR RINSING
[09:06] ---
    Look, since you're soaking wet,
[09:09] ---
    I brought you something warm to drink.
[09:11] ---
    Which do you want? Coffee or tea?
[09:13] ---
    There's milk and sugar, too.
[09:15] ---
    Let's both drink and warm up!
[09:16] ---
    No, normally, shouldn't you
    bring me a towel and not a drink?
[09:19] ---
    SHE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
SIGN    SCALE
[09:20] ---
    She's absolutely right!
[09:23] ---
    This won't do!
    I've got to be more senpai-like!
[09:27] ---
    As for who we're going to deliver the oxygen
    we're transporting from the lungs...
[09:31] ---
    I know. Anyway, we'd better
    hurry up and hand it over.
[09:35] ---
    R-Really?
[09:36] ---
    Then, when you hand it over,
    look them in the eye and say with a smile,
[09:39] ---
    in a clear voice,
    "I've come to deliver your..."
[09:41] ---
    - You don't have to tell me that, either.
    - Oh, and then...
[09:43] ---
    after they take it,
    get their signature or stamp,
[09:46] ---
    Um...
[09:46] ---
    and some people will say,
    "Thank you for your hard work."
[09:49] ---
    Senpai...
[09:50] ---
    So, I always say,
    "Oh no, I'm just doing my job."
[09:51] ---
    The oxygen...
[09:53] ---
    Never mind that!
[09:54] ---
    Just hand it over already!
[09:57] ---
    This person is called Eosinophil.
[09:59] ---
    I know that.
SIGN    EOSINOPHIL:
    A type of
    White Blood Cell.
    Multiplies during
    allergic reactions
    or parasitic infections.
[10:00] ---
    She's not just pretty!
    She's really amazing, too!
[10:01] ---
    Pret—
[10:03] ---
    You want to know how amazing?
[10:05] ---
    She took on this gigantic enemy
    called a "parasite,"
[10:08] ---
    and stabbed it from mid-air like this!
[10:11] ---
    Oh hey...
[10:12] ---
    I wish you could've seen her that day!
[10:16] ---
    I mean, she was totally, unbelievably cool!
[10:19] ---
    P-P-Please, don't heap
    so much praise on me! Really!
[10:22] ---
    Senpai, you're embarrassing her.
[10:27] ---
    The little Platelets' job
    is to close up wounds,
SIGN    PLATELETS
    They aggregate when the blood vessels
    are damaged, and cover the wounds.
[10:30] ---
    and even though they're tiny, they protect
    the peace inside this blood vessel.
[10:34] ---
    I know all that.
[10:35] ---
    Senpai!
[10:38] ---
    Please don't get tangled in the fibrin!
[10:41] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation!
[10:47] ---
    Hello there!
[10:49] ---
    Dendritic Cell, Macrophage,
    thank you for your hard work!
[10:53] ---
    Oh my.
[10:54] ---
    By any chance, are you a trainer now?
[10:57] ---
    That's great! You're all grown up!
[10:59] ---
    Oh please, no!
    I've still got a long ways to go!
[11:03] ---
    Senpai, we'd better make that delivery.
[11:05] ---
    Okay! Right, let's go!
[11:07] ---
    All right, if you'll excuse us please!
[11:10] ---
    Senpai, I don't think it's that way.
[11:15] ---
    Let's take breaks here and there
    when we get tired!
[11:17] ---
    GLUCOSE
[11:18] ---
    Right.
[11:20] ---
    I told you!
[11:22] ---
    That wasn't my fault, all right?
[11:24] ---
    You let out too much histamine!
    That was definitely the cause!
[11:27] ---
    Right, Memory?
[11:29] ---
    What do you say?
[11:30] ---
    LEGEND MEMOS
[11:30] ---
    Um... Um... Um... Where? Where? Where?
[11:30] ---
    Memory!
[11:32] ---
    Memory!
[11:33] ---
    I can't remember a thing!
[11:37] ---
    Now, now, just calm down, Memory!
[11:40] ---
    Jeez, would you mind
    not losing it all of a sudden?
[11:43] ---
    You're a grownup.
    Don't ever let things faze you!
[11:44] ---
    Yummy!
[11:49] ---
    Oh my!
[11:50] ---
    Senpai, wrong place!
[11:52] ---
    Senpai, you'll be in the way if you stand there.
[11:54] ---
    Step aside please.
[11:55] ---
    Senpai, you're going the wrong way.
[11:57] ---
    Senpai, please get a hold of yourself.
[11:59] ---
    Senpai!
[12:00] ---
    Senpai!
[12:01] ---
    Senpai!
[12:02] ---
    Look, Senpai!
[12:09] ---
    Wow, is this where they produce
    all the transmitters?
[12:14] ---
    That's right.
    There are a bunch of different types, too.
[12:17] ---
    Are you a rookie?
[12:18] ---
    Yes.
[12:19] ---
    Huh? Where's Senpai?
[12:21] ---
    Sob...
SIGN    MIGRATION:
    To move freely
    through the system.
[12:32] ---
    Red Blood Cell...
[12:34] ---
    Wonder if she's handling
    her kouhai all right.
[12:45] ---
    Senpai?
[12:47] ---
    S-Sorry for being
    such an unreliable senpai!
[12:50] ---
    No, please don't worry about it.
[12:53] ---
    This time, I'm going to do
    a good job guiding you!
[13:02] ---
    Let's see... So this is that way,
    and that way is...
[13:06] ---
    If you're going back to the lungs
    from here, make a right. Right.
[13:10] ---
    Like this...
[13:17] ---
    Right, I think! Yeah!
[13:19] ---
    What? Is it that complex? This map?
[13:21] ---
    CELL
[13:22] ---
    Let's go!
[13:47] ---
    New cells are born
[13:49] ---
    and go to work.
[13:54] ---
    Inside the body,
[13:56] ---
    a day just like any other was unfolding.
[13:57] ---
    T CELLS
[14:03] ---
    SMALL INTESTINE
[14:16] ---
    ROAD CLOSED
[14:27] ---
    Yes.
[14:28] ---
    That is, until this moment.
[15:51] ---
    Li'l Kouhai!
[15:52] ---
    Senpai...
[15:54] ---
    What? Wh-What's going on here?
[15:57] ---
    I don't know.
[15:59] ---
    Hey! Are you okay?
[16:04] ---
    White Blood Cell! Platelet!
[16:06] ---
    What in the world happened?
[16:07] ---
    I'm not sure!
[16:08] ---
    But the order is for all blood cells
    to gather in the center of the body!
[16:12] ---
    You'd better hurry
    or the blood cells here will...
[16:15] ---
    Look!
[16:16] ---
    This overpowering blood pressure
    is sweeping them towards us!
SIGN    BLOOD PRESSURE:
    Pressure applied in order to keep sending blood to
     all areas of the body. Normally, blood pressure refers
    to arterial blood pressure. Its energy source is the throbbing
     that occurs when the heart constricts and expands.
     Blood pressure can change due to various reasons,
     but when it rises above normal parameters,
     it indicates high blood pressure, and low blood pressure
    when it's too low. This affects the body in various ways.
[16:21] ---
    We're getting swept away!
[16:24] ---
    Senpai! What's causing
    this spike in blood pressure?
[16:27] ---
    I don't have a clue, either!
[16:38] ---
    THE BROADCAST WILL BEGIN SHORTLY
[16:40] ---
    PLEASE STAND BY
[16:41] ---
    A SECTION OF 
    THE CENTER 
    OF THE BODY
[16:42] ---
    What's this? What happened?
[16:46] ---
    Emergency! All migrating White Blood Cells,
    please gather immediately!
[16:55] ---
    Hey, no pushing!
[17:01] ---
    What's going on anyway?
[17:15] ---
    What's the damage?
[17:16] ---
    Extremely severe issues
    are cropping up everywhere.
[17:19] ---
    It's chaos out in the field,
[17:21] ---
    and it looks like it's going to take time
    to get to the bottom of this!
[17:24] ---
    At this rate, it's only a matter of time
    before we're invaded by antigens. Damn!
[17:28] ---
    Captain!
[17:31] ---
    All right.
[17:32] ---
    We have no choice!
[17:34] ---
    SPIRIT OF SELF-SUFFICIENCY
[17:35] ---
    As of now,
[17:37] ---
    I'm declaring a state of emergency!
[17:39] ---
    EMERGENCY
[17:43] ---
    We are now in a state of emergency.
[17:46] ---
    We are now in a state of emergency.
[17:50] ---
    We have detected
    life-threatening damage!
[17:53] ---
    The tissue and blood vessels near the head area
    have been severely damaged.
[17:57] ---
    No way.
[17:58] ---
    All immune cells,
[17:59] ---
    prepare for an antigen invasion
    from the damaged areas,
[18:02] ---
    and hurry to the scene immediately.
[18:05] ---
    I repeat.
[18:06] ---
    We are now in a state of emergency.
[18:08] ---
    We have detected
    life-threatening damage.
[18:11] ---
    The tissue and blood vessels near the head area
    have been severely damaged.
[18:16] ---
    All immune cells,
[18:17] ---
    prepare for an antigen invasion
    from the damaged areas,
[18:20] ---
    and hurry to the scene immediately.
[18:24] ---
    All right!
[18:26] ---
    Let's go!
[18:30] ---
    All Platelets are requested
    to gather at the damaged areas at once.
[18:34] ---
    Please stop the bleeding immediately.
[18:36] ---
    Excuse us! Please let us through!
[18:40] ---
    All Red Blood Cells are requested
    to continue transporting oxygen
[18:42] ---
    in order to maintain homeostasis.
[18:44] ---
    All right! Let's keep transporting!
[18:46] ---
    That way!
[18:48] ---
    What's going on?
[18:50] ---
    Come on!
[18:52] ---
    Get flustered later, okay?
[18:54] ---
    For now, let's deliver this oxygen!
[19:02] ---
    PRIDE
    SINCERITY
[19:02] ---
    Welcome to the heart!
[19:07] ---
    Hey, don't push!
[19:09] ---
    This is weird.
    The blood flow's faster than usual!
[19:12] ---
    And the heartbeat's getting faster!
[19:14] ---
    Stop pushing!
[19:15] ---
    The flow is really fast!
[19:17] ---
    Is something wrong?
[19:19] ---
    I'm sure it'll be fine!
[19:21] ---
    RIGHT ATRIUM
[19:23] ---
    RIGHT VENTRICLE
[19:27] ---
    DISCHARGE SWEAT
[19:29] ---
    But the body temp hasn't gone up!
[19:32] ---
    All right! Release a cold sweat! Hurry!
[19:34] ---
    STATE OF THE SWEAT PORES
[19:51] ---
    So cold!
[19:54] ---
    Let's hurry!
[20:11] ---
    Now's our chance
    to take over this body for our—
[20:18] ---
    Damn! Those White Blood Cells
    show up so soon in the tissue!
[20:22] ---
    I'll have to escape somewhere
    far from this vessel!
[20:32] ---
    You're not getting away!
[20:42] ---
    I'm getting closer to the wound, huh?
[20:45] ---
    So the Red Blood Cells must be
    under attack by the antigens there!
[20:49] ---
    I should look for them!
[21:03] ---
    It's so quiet in here.
[21:15] ---
    No way!
[21:20] ---
    Impossible!
[21:25] ---
    No blood cells...
[21:27] ---
    in sight!
[21:37] ---
    We are now in a state of emergency.
[21:39] ---
    We have detected life-threatening damage.
[21:42] ---
    The tissue and blood vessels near the head area
    have been severely damaged.
[21:45] ---
    All immune cells,
[21:47] ---
    prepare for an antigen invasion
    from the damaged areas,
[21:50] ---
    and hurry to the scene immediately.
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:25] ---
    Where are all the blood cells?
    Don't tell me they're all...
[23:27] ---
    Th-That's right! I saw it myself!
[23:29] ---
    I need oxygen!
[23:31] ---
    Please transport this oxygen!
[23:33] ---
    S-Senpai?
[23:34] ---
    It's all over for this world!
[23:35] ---
    EPISODE 13:
    "HEMORRHAGIC SHOCK" (PART 2)
[23:37] ---
    I'm going to transport oxygen
    until the very end!

13 - Hemorrhagic Shock Part 2
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[00:34] ---
    We are now in a state of emergency.
[00:37] ---
    We have detected
    life-threatening damage.
[00:40] ---
    The tissue and blood vessels near the head area
    have been severely damaged.
[00:44] ---
    All immune cells,
[00:45] ---
    prepare for an antigen invasion
    from the damaged areas,
[00:48] ---
    and hurry to the scene immediately.
[00:51] ---
    EPISODE 13:
    "HEMORRHAGIC SHOCK" (PART 2)
[00:52] ---
    "Hemorrhagic Shock." Part 2.
[02:33] ---
    Hey!
[02:34] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[02:43] ---
    Hey!
[02:44] ---
    Is anybody there?
[02:52] ---
    Hey! Anybody?
[02:55] ---
    Isn't anybody here?
[02:59] ---
    BLOOD VESSEL
[03:04] ---
    Hey, you guys!
[03:10] ---
    There are no blood cells!
[03:15] ---
    Hey you there!
[03:18] ---
    White Blood Cell?
[03:19] ---
    Hold up! Don't be afraid!
    Tell me what's going on.
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELLS
    (NEUTROPHILS):
    Their main task is
    to eliminate foreign
    substances from outside,
    such as bacteria
    and viruses.
[03:22] ---
    The cells that were here...
    Don't tell me they're all...
[03:25] ---
    Th-That's right! I saw it myself!
[03:30] ---
    Tens of thousands...
    Hundreds of thousands... Millions...
[03:31] ---
    Help us!
[03:32] ---
    No, even more than that!
[03:35] ---
    Zillions of blood cells getting swept up
    and sucked toward the mouth of the wound!
[03:41] ---
    And the bleeding still hasn't stopped!
[03:45] ---
    You know what that means, don't you?
[03:48] ---
    There are no Red Blood Cells
    to distribute oxygen throughout the body!
[03:51] ---
    The oxygen that we cells need in order to live!
[03:57] ---
    The lungs and the secretion system...
[03:59] ---
    I'm sure the tissue cells all over the body
    will do whatever they can,
[04:02] ---
    but there's just nothing
    anyone can do to fix this!
[04:02] ---
    NOW CONSTRICTING
[04:05] ---
    Eventually, the inside
    of this body will grow cold,
[04:08] ---
    and starting with the distal cells,
    we're all going to die from lack of oxygen!
[04:15] ---
    It's all over for this world!
[04:27] ---
    LUNGS
[04:31] ---
    FRAGILE
    CONDENSED GAS
[04:39] ---
    Cell!
[04:40] ---
    Are you all right?
    I've come to deliver your oxygen!
[04:48] ---
    Can't breathe!
[04:49] ---
    C-Cell?
[04:51] ---
    Oxygen!
[04:53] ---
    Give me some oxygen!
[04:55] ---
    Cell!
[04:57] ---
    Wh-What's the matter?
[04:59] ---
    Senpai, look!
    Everybody's acting strangely!
[05:03] ---
    CELL
[05:08] ---
    Still no oxygen delivery?
[05:11] ---
    I can't breathe!
[05:12] ---
    I'm gonna die!
[05:13] ---
    What's going on here?
[05:17] ---
    Are you all right? What happened?
[05:20] ---
    O-Oxygen!
[05:23] ---
    I can't breathe!
[05:25] ---
    Please get a hold of yourself, Cell!
[05:27] ---
    I'll leave this oxygen here!
[05:29] ---
    Please wait! I'll bring you
    some new oxygen right away!
[05:33] ---
    Come on, Li'l Kouhai!
[05:35] ---
    Senpai!
[05:38] ---
    Senpai!
[05:43] ---
    Senpai!
[05:44] ---
    I'm not seeing any of our friends around!
[05:46] ---
    What about you?
[05:49] ---
    C-Come to think of it...
[05:57] ---
    WELCOME TO THE LUNGS
[06:02] ---
    What is this?
[06:06] ---
    The lungs!
[06:07] ---
    Why are they pumping so violently?
[06:09] ---
    What is this wind?
[06:14] ---
    Somebody please deliver this oxygen!
[06:18] ---
    The lungs are breathing so hard!
    And they're inhaling oxygen!
[06:22] ---
    Still...
[06:23] ---
    Somebody please deliver this oxygen!
[06:28] ---
    It's not circulating
    to all parts of the body!
[06:30] ---
    Hurry! Please deliver this!
[06:33] ---
    So,
[06:34] ---
    there aren't nearly enough
    Red Blood Cells to deliver it?
[06:39] ---
    Heave-ho!
[06:40] ---
    S-Senpai?
[06:42] ---
    This is no time to stand around and gawk!
[06:44] ---
    We've got to deliver this pronto!
[06:47] ---
    The cells are all waiting for us after all!
[06:52] ---
    Senpai!
[06:56] ---
    Please hold up a second!
[06:57] ---
    How can you have such nerves of steel?
[07:19] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
    Here's your new oxygen!
[07:25] ---
    I've come to deliver today's oxygen!
[07:28] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[07:31] ---
    Here's your new oxygen!
[07:34] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
[07:35] ---
    I'll be bringing you
    more oxygen right away!
[07:38] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
[07:40] ---
    Here's your oxygen for the day!
[07:43] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
    I'm here to deliver your oxygen!
[07:46] ---
    I'll be bringing you some new oxygen
    right away! Please wait!
[07:58] ---
    This is the blood vessel
    leading to the wound area!
[07:58] ---
    DANGER
[07:59] ---
    WE ASK FOR YOUR COOPERATION
[08:02] ---
    PLATELETS
[08:03] ---
    Blood cells, please try
    not to get blown away!
[08:09] ---
    This is the entrance to the blood vessel!
[08:13] ---
    Please try not to get blown away!
[08:36] ---
    Blood cells, please be careful
    as you move forward!
[08:42] ---
    Let's go!
[08:47] ---
    Dammit!
[08:49] ---
    What's going on?
[08:50] ---
    There are fewer Red Blood Cells passing
    through this blood vessel than ever before!
[08:54] ---
    Hurry! Hurry!
[08:54] ---
    BLOOD PRESSURE
[08:55] ---
    We haven't been able to procure
    nearly enough, either!
[08:57] ---
    There aren't enough blood cells!
[08:59] ---
    What about oxygen transport?
[09:01] ---
    GIVE ME OXYGEN!
[09:01] ---
    OXYGEN GAS
[09:01] ---
    Not enough supply!
[09:02] ---
    CAN'T BREATHE
[09:04] ---
    If this keeps up, we're not gonna be able
    to send enough oxygen to the cells!
[09:08] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
    we're gonna have to provide backup!
[09:11] ---
    Use blood pressure
    to prod the Red Blood Cells!
[09:14] ---
    Make 'em circulate like there's no tomorrow!
[09:16] ---
    Right!
[09:18] ---
    Start prodding!
[09:20] ---
    Right!
[09:23] ---
    Attention. Blood pressure now rising.
[09:26] ---
    Attention. Blood pressure now rising.
[09:30] ---
    Heave-ho!
[09:31] ---
    Heave-hai!
[09:40] ---
    H-Hang in there, Li'l Kouhai!
[09:44] ---
    Hey, no pushing!
[09:45] ---
    It's not me!
[09:46] ---
    I'm getting shoved from behind
    by the rising blood pressure!
[09:52] ---
    Stop pushing!
[09:55] ---
    Watch out!
[09:58] ---
    Don't raise the blood pressure
    when there's a wound! Idiot!
SIGN    A SYMPTOM OF HEAVY BLOOD LOSS:
    RISING BLOOD PRESSURE:
    In the early stages,
    the sympathetic nerves
    grow agitated,
    and blood pressure rises.
[10:03] ---
    A symptom of heavy blood loss.
[10:06] ---
    Rising blood pressure.
[10:08] ---
    In the early stages, the sympathetic nerves
    grow agitated, and blood pressure rises.
[10:18] ---
    WARNING
[10:20] ---
    We're in trouble! Increasing the blood pressure
    has caused even more heavy hemorrhaging!
[10:25] ---
    Whaaat?
[10:31] ---
    Don't look behind you, Li'l Kouhai!
[10:34] ---
    We're almost there.
    So let's hang in there! Okay?
[10:41] ---
    Please, just keep transporting!
SIGN    A SYMPTOM OF HEAVY BLOOD LOSS:
    TEMPERATURE DROP:
    Because of a decrease
    in the amount of circulating blood,
    body temperature drops.
[10:44] ---
    A symptom of heavy blood loss.
[10:46] ---
    Temperature drop.
[10:48] ---
    Because of a decrease in the amount
    of circulating blood, body temperature drops.
[10:55] ---
    S-Snow?
[11:05] ---
    A blizzard?
[11:19] ---
    Senpai!
[11:20] ---
    Hold up a second!
[11:21] ---
    In this snow, we can't...
[11:23] ---
    But we've got to go!
[11:30] ---
    If at least you and I
    don't keep delivering oxygen,
[11:33] ---
    the cells will all die!
[11:37] ---
    Come on!
[11:39] ---
    Li'l Kouhai!
[11:41] ---
    My hands are so stiff!
[11:45] ---
    Li'l Kouhai?
[11:54] ---
    Li'l Kouhai!
[11:56] ---
    Are you all right?
[11:58] ---
    Give me your hand.
[12:02] ---
    Will you stop already?
[12:04] ---
    Just look around you!
[12:06] ---
    Even if we try our hardest,
[12:08] ---
    do you really believe it'll change anything?
[12:11] ---
    At this point, there's no way
    we can supply enough oxygen in time!
[12:15] ---
    Aside from you and me,
    there aren't any other Red Blood Cells!
[12:20] ---
    You're just trying to show off
    in front of your kouhai,
[12:24] ---
    stubbornly trying to hang in there!
[12:27] ---
    It's so pointless!
[12:29] ---
    Haven't you ever heard of it?
[12:30] ---
    Death from hemorrhagic shock!
[12:34] ---
    Hemorrhagic shock.
SIGN    HEMORRHAGIC SHOCK:
    When the body loses massive amounts of blood
     due to external injuries or internal bleeding
     from the digestive tract and such,
     it can no longer maintain blood pressure,
     and consciousness grows hazy, sometimes resulting in fainting.
    Unless appropriate measures are taken, it can result in death.
     It is said that the body goes into shock
    once it loses about a third of its blood supply.
[12:36] ---
    When the body loses
    massive amounts of blood
[12:38] ---
    due to external injuries or internal bleeding
    from the digestive tract and such,
[12:41] ---
    it can no longer maintain blood pressure,
[12:44] ---
    and consciousness grows hazy,
    sometimes resulting in fainting.
[12:49] ---
    Unless appropriate measures are taken,
[12:52] ---
    it can result in death.
[12:54] ---
    It is said that the body goes into shock
    once it loses about a third of its blood supply.
[13:02] ---
    Once it loses a third of its blood,
    the body dies!
[13:06] ---
    This body doesn't have a chance anymore!
[13:08] ---
    We should—
[13:10] ---
    Hey, stop!
[13:12] ---
    What are you...
[13:16] ---
    I'm going to keep delivering oxygen
    until the very end!
[13:19] ---
    Because that's our job!
[13:22] ---
    S-Senpai...
[13:41] ---
    Senpai!
[13:42] ---
    Wait!
[13:43] ---
    Please just stop!
[13:52] ---
    My hands feel heavy.
[13:54] ---
    So do my feet.
[13:57] ---
    Everyone's waiting.
[13:59] ---
    I've got to...
[14:01] ---
    I've got to hurry
[14:02] ---
    and deliver this oxygen!
[14:05] ---
    Die, you miserable germ!
[14:06] ---
    I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
[14:11] ---
    We're going to bulldoze right through them!
[14:14] ---
    Everybody...
[14:16] ---
    is giving it their all!
[14:18] ---
    You idiot! Don't be such a wuss! Live!
[14:21] ---
    UNDER CONSTRUCTION
[14:21] ---
    Everybody, try not to get blown away
    by the wind!
[14:26] ---
    I...
[14:28] ---
    have to do this, too!
[14:31] ---
    I've got to deliver...
[14:36] ---
    ...this oxygen.
[14:38] ---
    Senpai!
[14:41] ---
    Sorry for being
[14:44] ---
    such a lame senpai.
[14:56] ---
    It's so dazzling.
[15:07] ---
    Hey, you okay?
[15:11] ---
    Wh... Wh... Wh... Wh... Wh...
[15:15] ---
    Who are you?
[15:16] ---
    Where are we?
[15:17] ---
    Beats me!
[15:18] ---
    We're all together, right?
[15:20] ---
    What kind of cell are you?
[15:21] ---
    Jeez, this place is freezing!
[15:22] ---
    Hey, that girl is dressed like a Red Blood Cell.
[15:25] ---
    What kind of work do you do?
[15:27] ---
    You're a young Red Blood Cell,
    just like us, aren't you?
[15:29] ---
    Huh? But that uniform design
    is a little different.
[15:33] ---
    But she looks like us, doesn't she?
[15:35] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[15:37] ---
    So, why are you all worn out?
[15:39] ---
    You're covered with snow.
[15:42] ---
    U-Um...
[15:44] ---
    The thing is, there was this huge wound...
[15:47] ---
    We all did our best,
[15:49] ---
    but we just didn't have enough people
    to deliver the oxygen!
[15:52] ---
    What? You mean, unless we do something,
[15:54] ---
    this body that we're in right now
    could be history?
[15:57] ---
    I mean, we got dragged here
    without any explanation,
[15:59] ---
    so this is really outrageous!
[16:01] ---
    Hey! Big trouble, you guys!
[16:06] ---
    Such-and-such, yadda yadda.
[16:07] ---
    So you see, no road is long
    with good company!
[16:10] ---
    This was all meant to be!
[16:12] ---
    And since we're all Red Blood Cells,
    we've got to go with the flow!
[16:16] ---
    I see!
[16:17] ---
    You're absolutely right!
[16:18] ---
    You're so wise!
[16:19] ---
    We may have started out in different workplaces,
    but our job is the same.
[16:23] ---
    All together now, let's take this oxygen!
[16:26] ---
    And deliver it!
[16:27] ---
    Yeah!
[16:34] ---
    These Red Blood Cells,
    who appeared out of nowhere,
[16:37] ---
    managed to send oxygen
    to every corner of the body in a flash.
[16:43] ---
    Who are you?
[16:44] ---
    UNDER
    CONSTRUCTION
[16:44] ---
    Please plug it up with your fibrin!
[16:47] ---
    Okay!
[16:49] ---
    Who are you?
[16:49] ---
    I'm a Red Blood Cell!
[16:51] ---
    You don't have to hold your breath anymore!
[16:54] ---
    Who are you?
[16:55] ---
    What a nice place this body is.
[16:58] ---
    Even if it's kind of in a shambles.
[17:01] ---
    And then...
[17:03] ---
    LAST WORDS:
    PLEASE HANG
    THE BEDDING TO DRY
    -CELL
[17:05] ---
    I'm done for—
[17:06] ---
    Don't be so prepared to die!
[17:09] ---
    Oxy... gen...
[17:12] ---
    Huh?
[17:13] ---
    I've come to deliver your oxygen!
[17:16] ---
    Please forgive me for being so late!
[17:21] ---
    You saved my life!
[17:24] ---
    Thanks to the efforts
    of this great horde of Red Blood Cells,
[17:27] ---
    and of each of the other cells,
[17:30] ---
    the dangers of hemorrhagic shock
    were averted.
[17:34] ---
    I finally managed to make my deliveries.
[17:36] ---
    Hey, hold up, you...
[17:37] ---
    I got you!
[17:42] ---
    Hey.
[17:45] ---
    Good job.
[17:49] ---
    I wonder how many blood cells we lost.
[17:52] ---
    I don't know the exact number,
    but probably too many to count.
[17:57] ---
    Where did those new Red Blood Cells
    come from, I wonder.
[18:02] ---
    Who knows?
[18:03] ---
    But thanks to them, we were saved.
SIGN    BLOOD DONATION:
    To provide blood free of charge
    for transfusions and blood product manufacture.
    As blood for transfusions has a short shelf life,
    blood donation is a constant need.
[18:07] ---
    One day, out of the blue,
    we got sucked into a strange tube,
[18:12] ---
    and I don't know how to explain it,
    but we got twirled around,
[18:16] ---
    then they made us sleep in a huge room!
[18:19] ---
    And then, the next thing we knew,
    we were here!
SIGN    TRANSFUSION:
    A type of treatment in which
    missing blood components
    are replenished. Among
    the components that can be
    replaced via transfusions
    are red blood cells, platelets,
    plasma components and clotting factor.
    The appropriate blood product
    is selected and then transfused.
[18:22] ---
    Transfusion.
[18:24] ---
    A type of treatment in which
    missing blood components are replenished.
[18:28] ---
    RELAXING TEA
[18:29] ---
    How strange!
[18:30] ---
    This is a different body
    than the one we were in before,
[18:33] ---
    but we're glad to be able to work
    in a body again.
[18:36] ---
    It's like they've always been here.
[18:38] ---
    Wonder where they came from. Seriously.
[18:42] ---
    All right, now I'm going to go
    look for my li'l kouhai!
[18:45] ---
    Okay.
[18:46] ---
    Thank you so much for the tea!
[18:48] ---
    Senpai! Senpai!
[18:52] ---
    Li'l Kouhai!
[18:54] ---
    There's something
    I'd like to say to you, Senpai.
[18:58] ---
    - Y-You look so fierce!
    - Y-You look so fierce!
[19:01] ---
    Regarding my rookie training...
[19:06] ---
    Thank you very much!
[19:09] ---
    Until now, I've always thought of myself
    as one of the more competent ones, but...
[19:13] ---
    Oh, well, I actually am, but...
[19:15] ---
    Yeah!
[19:16] ---
    But today, I learned something important
    from you regarding work, Senpai.
[19:22] ---
    Work isn't just about knowledge,
    but also experience,
[19:25] ---
    and it's also important
    to have a passionate heart!
[19:32] ---
    Li'l Kouhai...
[19:40] ---
    Thank goodness!
[19:42] ---
    I was afraid there wasn't anything
    I could teach you,
[19:46] ---
    but now that you put it that way...
[19:49] ---
    S-Senpai, please don't cry.
[19:55] ---
    I'm sorry that I'm such a lame senpai!
[19:58] ---
    But let's keep working together
    from now on, too! Okay?
[20:02] ---
    Oh yes, nice to meet you. Who are you?
[20:05] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[20:06] ---
    Hey, right back atcha!
[20:09] ---
    S-S-S-Sorry, wrong person!
[20:12] ---
    Huh? Huh?
[20:14] ---
    Where are you, Li'l Kouhai?
[20:14] ---
    It wasn't long
[20:16] ---
    Hey you! Are you all right?
[20:16] ---
    before Red Blood Cell found herself
    getting flustered by her competent kouhai
[20:19] ---
    and this horde of new friends.
[20:22] ---
    ARTERY
[20:24] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
[20:30] ---
    All right!
[20:31] ---
    Sorry! It's still under construction!
[20:34] ---
    Sorry for the inconvenience!
[20:36] ---
    Hey, Memory! How are you?
[20:39] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
[20:41] ---
    This is your oxygen for the day.
[20:43] ---
    Thanks for your hard work!
[20:45] ---
    That was a massive amount again today!
[20:48] ---
    Hey you!
[20:50] ---
    Move it, you slowpokes!
[20:57] ---
    Huh?
[20:58] ---
    Huh?
[21:00] ---
    Hey, Red Blood Cell.
[21:02] ---
    What are you doing in a place like this?
[21:05] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[21:06] ---
    Don't tell me you're lost.
[21:08] ---
    O-Of course I'm not lost!
[21:11] ---
    I've matured, you know!
[21:13] ---
    Well, but your map's upside down.
[21:15] ---
    H-Here!
[21:16] ---
    I was just about to make a delivery here!
[21:21] ---
    Antigens!
[21:21] ---
    I'll kill 'em all!
[21:23] ---
    Get back here, you antigen!
[21:27] ---
    Red Blood Cell, good luck to you!
[21:29] ---
    Right!
[21:31] ---
    Target sighted!
[21:32] ---
    Good luck to you, too, White Blood Cell!
[21:35] ---
    Um...
[21:37] ---
    That...
[21:39] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[21:40] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
[21:42] ---
    Here's your oxygen for the day!
[21:46] ---
    The cells are all working
    energetically again today.

14 - The Common Cold
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[00:08] ---
    Inside the human body,
[00:10] ---
    roughly 37.2 trillion cells
    work energetically.
[00:12] ---
    DENDRITE
[00:15] ---
    24 hours and 365 days.
[00:17] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[00:18] ---
    They are all working very hard.
[00:18] ---
    UNDER
    CONSTRUCTION
[00:18] ---
    PLATELETS
[00:25] ---
    This is the inside of a human body.
[00:28] ---
    Sneeze.
SIGN    SNEEZE:
    A reflexive response
    to expel foreign substances,
    such as dust and viruses,
    adhering to the back of the nose.
[00:29] ---
    A reflexive response
    to expel foreign substances,
[00:33] ---
    such as dust and viruses,
    adhering to the back of the nose.
[00:39] ---
    Achoo! Achoo!
[00:40] ---
    Achoo! Achoo!
[00:42] ---
    Achoo! Achoo!
[00:44] ---
    Achoo!
[00:45] ---
    Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
[00:51] ---
    Achoo!
[02:38] ---
    SPECIAL EPISODE:
    THE COMMON COLD
[02:40] ---
    "The Common Cold."
[02:44] ---
    Listen up, you guys!
[02:46] ---
    Cold season is just around the corner!
SIGN    KILLER T CELLS
    (CYTOTOXIC T CELLS):
    Mobilize under orders
    from the Helper T Cells.
    Assassins who recognize and destroy
    foreign cells, such as Graft Cells,
    virus-infected cells and Cancer Cells.
[02:49] ---
    Killer T Cells.
[02:51] ---
    Mobilize under orders
    from the Helper T Cells.
[02:54] ---
    Assassins who recognize and destroy
    foreign cells, such as Graft Cells,
[02:58] ---
    virus-infected cells and Cancer Cells.
SIGN    THE COMMON COLD:
    Medically speaking, the "common cold syndrome,"
    inflammation of the respiratory system,
    or the generic term for such symptoms.
    Also known as "cold" or "acute upper
    respiratory inflammation." Inflammation causes
    sneezing, runny nose, stuffed-up nose,
    sore throat, coughing, phlegm or fever.
[03:01] ---
    This area here, near the head and throat,
    is especially vulnerable to viruses!
[03:06] ---
    If you spot an infected cell,
[03:08] ---
    make sure you annihilate it
    the second you hear the order!
[03:11] ---
    Yes, sir!
[03:12] ---
    I can't hear you!
[03:14] ---
    Yes, sir!
[03:15] ---
    All right, one more time!
[03:16] ---
    Yes, sir!
[03:18] ---
    If you see an infected cell?
[03:20] ---
    Annihilate it!
[03:22] ---
    The second you hear the order?
[03:23] ---
    Annihilate it!
[03:25] ---
    Protect against colds!
[03:26] ---
    Yeah!
[03:27] ---
    Jeez! What a racket! Every single day!
[03:27] ---
    Protect against colds!
[03:29] ---
    Yeah!
[03:30] ---
    Protect against colds!
[03:30] ---
    Huh! They're talking
    about annihilating us cells.
[03:30] ---
    CELL
[03:31] ---
    Yeah!
[03:32] ---
    Protect against colds!
[03:34] ---
    Yeah!
[03:34] ---
    Just because they happen to have
    an out-of-the-ordinary job...
[03:35] ---
    All right, follow me!
[03:37] ---
    They sure are full of themselves!
[03:40] ---
    We're the invincible T Cells!
[03:43] ---
    There's nothing in this world that we fear!
[03:46] ---
    We're the invincible T Cells!
[03:49] ---
    And we're gonna annihilate
    those virus cells!
[03:55] ---
    All right.
[03:57] ---
    Time to get to work, I guess.
[03:59] ---
    Compared to those guys
    from the immune system,
[04:02] ---
    our jobs as mere common cells must seem...
SIGN    CELL CYCLE CHECKPOINT:
    A control mechanism to assess
    whether the cell cycle
    is progressing normally.
    If any anomalies are found,
    it directs the cell cycle to stop
    or to slow down. The cells themselves
    are equipped with this control mechanism.
[04:09] ---
    Cell Cycle Checkpoint.
[04:12] ---
    A control mechanism to assess
    whether the cell cycle is progressing normally.
[04:17] ---
    If any anomalies are found, it directs
    the cell cycle to stop or to slow down.
[04:22] ---
    The cells themselves are equipped
    with this control mechanism.
[04:25] ---
    What a drag. Seriously.
[04:29] ---
    Making copies that aren't
    even cute, over and over...
SIGN    CELL DIVISION:
    When a single cell divides into two
    or more cells. Following interphase,
    when the DNA is replicated, the cell
    enters the mitotic stage when cell division
    occurs. The series of events that take place
    from the moment one division ends
    until the end of the next division
    is called the "cell cycle." The number of times
    a cell can divide depends on its type.
[04:34] ---
    Cell Division.
[04:36] ---
    When a single cell divides
    into two or more cells.
[04:40] ---
    Following interphase,
    when the DNA is replicated,
[04:44] ---
    the cell enters the mitotic stage
    when cell division occurs.
[04:47] ---
    The series of events that take place
    from the moment one division ends
[04:50] ---
    until the end of the next division
    is called the "cell cycle."
[04:53] ---
    The number of times a cell can divide
    depends on its type.
[05:00] ---
    MICROTUBULE
[05:01] ---
    I pack my luggage and the clones' luggage
    in separate bundles, and tie them up with string.
SIGN    EQUATORIAL PLANE:
    During metaphase of mitosis,
    the plane at the center of the spindle
    in which the chromosomes
    are arranged.
[05:10] ---
    This same task over and over, huh?
[05:13] ---
    For the rest of my life.
[05:19] ---
    THE CLONE'S
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    THE DISEASES OF CELLS
    VIRUS DANGER!
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    Oh man, I can't take it anymore!
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    I wish something fun would happen.
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    A cell?
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    It's wearing some kinda fancy hat!
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    Plus, its face is pale!
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    Hey, what are you doing?
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    All right!
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    Before we take a break, make sure
    you wash your hands and gargle!
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    You hapless fools!
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    Yes, sir!
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    It's that gang of loudmouths!
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    Squad Leader!
    Please take a look at this!
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    This was delivered here.
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    THANK YOU, ALWAYS
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    It says, "Thank you, always."
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    Is that a present?
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    There could be something dangerous inside!
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    Let me open it over here!
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    I-Idiot! Give it to me!
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    I-I can't expose you guys to danger!
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    I'll open it!
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    S-Squad Leader!
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    Please be careful!
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    I see. A present from a civilian, huh?
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    Not that I want a present,
    but that's a pretty sweet move.
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    Are you all right, Squad Leader?
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    Squad Leader!
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    Are you all right?
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    S-Squad Leader?
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    S-Squad Leader...
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    That was careless of you,
    wouldn't you say, Squad Leader?
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    Shush! Watch your mouth!
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    Why, you!
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    Come back here, damn you!
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    I'm gonna annihilate you!
    You stupid cells!
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    Come back here, dammit!
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    THIS WAY
    LYMPH DUCT
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    Dammit! Those jerks are so fast!
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    Next time I get the order to mobilize,
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    my first order of business
    will be to clobber you senseless!
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    Don't you forget that!
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    That was scary!
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    So did you make that yourself?
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    Just for this?
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    Is that all you can say? Jeez!
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    Hey, you're pretty funny, you know?
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    What?
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    What, farther?
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    Okay, Okay! Let's have some fun!
SIGN    WHITE BLOOD CELL (NEUTROPHIL):
    His main task is to eliminate
    foreign substances from outside,
    such as bacteria and viruses.
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    White Blood Cell. (Neutrophil).
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    His main task is to eliminate
    foreign substances from outside,
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    such as bacteria and viruses.
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    No one there.
    I know my receptor just went off.
SIGN    RECEPTOR:
    A radar-like device
    that can detect
    bacteria and the like.
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    Th-That's White Blood Cell! Scary!
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    He's searching for something!
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    D-Don't tell me...
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    He's looking for us?
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    Those Immune Cells are bad news!
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    What? Sit back and watch, did you say?
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    Still nothing?
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    What the...
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    Oh crap, where is it?
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    Hey, you over there!
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    There seems to be an enemy
    lurking nearby!
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    It's dangerous,
    so stay close to me for now!
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    Cell boy?
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    I can't hear you!
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    Uh...
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    Hello?
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    This is awesome!
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    Let's make some more mischief!
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    Cells...
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    ...at Work!
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    Cells at Work.
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    No one there.
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    SALT
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    SUGAR
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    Uh-oh! They're back!
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    Seriously...
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    I have to say nothing beats desk work,
    right, Regulatory T Cell?
SIGN    HELPER T CELLS:
    When notified of invading
    external enemies, they serve
    as commanders who formulate
    appropriate attack strategies,
    and they issue orders to Killer T Cells.
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    Helper T Cells.
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    When notified of invading external enemies,
    they serve as commanders who formulate
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    appropriate attack strategies,
    and they issue orders to Killer T Cells.
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    You think so?
SIGN    REGULATORY T CELLS:
    They prevent Killer T Cells
    from spinning out of control,
    and suppress excessive
    immune abnormalities.
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    Regulatory T Cells.
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    They prevent Killer T Cells
    from spinning out of control,
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    and suppress excessive
    immune abnormalities.
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    Well, I don't have to do any manual labor.
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    And I can drink tea.
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    Smells heavenly!
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    Did an antigen show up here just now?
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    Never mind that!
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    Who switched our salt and sugar around?
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    Dammit, I got here too late, huh?
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    Hey, do you have a tissue on you? Hey you!
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    ROAD CLOSED
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    SHORTCUT
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    A shortcut!
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    H-Help!
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    Big Sister Red Blood Cell, are you okay?
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    J-Just barely!
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    There's construction going on here.
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    A smashing success!
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    All right, everyone, time to go to work!
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    Right!
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    Now then, let's all work hard today!
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    Oh my!
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    Oh my.
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    My receptor's going off!
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    It's an enemy!
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    Find it!
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    Where is it? Where is it?
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    HISTAMINE
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    These divine droplets
    that wash away evil from this world...
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    They rain down only on corrupt souls.
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    But pay close attention, my friends.
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    Negligence is corruption of the soul.
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    Forget that, and...
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    this utopia will transform into a dystopia.
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    I've never had fun like this before!
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    Still, I'm really impressed by the way
    you keep coming up with ideas for pranks!
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    It's like you totally have nothing to fear.
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    I mean, aren't you afraid
    of getting yelled at?
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    Those Immune Cells are always so tough
    and violent, so they piss me off.
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    But it's so much fun
    pulling pranks on them!
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    But I'd better get back to work now.
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    You're coming over?
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    Good idea. Why don't you
    have a cup of tea with me?
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    You know what,
    ever since I set off on my own,
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    my cell division work has been taking up
    all my time, day after day.
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    So, I don't have any real friends, not one.
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    If it's okay with you,
    let's go on being friends, huh?
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    Come to think of it, I never asked.
    What kinda cell are you?
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    That hat you're wearing...
    It's stylish, you know?
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    What's this?
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    Is this a hat?
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    Huh? You're giving it to me?
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    Did you just say, "Put it on"?
    Oh hey, that's all right. I couldn't!
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    No, hey...
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    What? What's wrong?
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    H-Help!
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    What the heck?
    There are tons of them!
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    Stop it! Don't touch the cloning device!
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    Are you taking it over? Hey!
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    Hey you! Don't tell me...
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    you were a virus-infected cell all along?
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    Just when I thought I'd made a friend...
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    All he wanted to do was use me!
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    Stop it!
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    I said stop it!
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    Stop it!
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    Stop it!
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    Stop it!
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    Come on, stop it!
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    Hey, I owe you big time for before.
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    Payback time, you bastard!
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    Looks like I made it this time.
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    Evacuate with the others!
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    You don't seem to understand
    how we were able to find you.
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    You bastards...
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    forgot something.
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    We analyzed the RNA you left
    on that thing, specified it,
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    and that got us permission to mobilize!
SIGN    RNA (RIBONUCLEIC ACID):
    Its basic components
    are the four nucleobases.
    Adenine, cytosine, guanine and uracil.
    It plays various roles in the process
    of generating protein within cells.
    Some viruses use RNA as genetic information.
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    RNA. Ribonucleic Acid. Its basic components
    are the four nucleobases.
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    Adenine, cytosine, guanine and uracil.
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    It plays various roles in the process
    of generating protein within cells.
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    Some viruses use RNA
    as genetic information.
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    Charge!
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    You think an attack like that would work?
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    Take that!
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    All of you, in one fell swoop, die!
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    You miserable infected cells!
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    Target sight—
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    We're already done.
SIGN    RHINOVIRUS:
    The predominant cause of the common cold.
    Generally causes light rhinitis
    (runny nose, sneezing, stuffed-up nose.)
    The mucus and saliva of an infected person
    contains vast amounts of rhinovirus,
    making it highly contagious.
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    The virus turned out to be a rhinovirus,
    a pathogen for the common cold.
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    SNEEZE ONE
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    Achoo!
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    I'm so sorry, clone!
    Thank goodness you're all right!
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    Jeez! Putting me to all that trouble!
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    You moron!
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    If you'd gotten infected,
    I would've annihilated you, as well!
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    You just dodged a bullet!
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    From now on, make sure you study up
    on both viruses and cells.
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    Also, don't make trouble for everyone else!
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    Yes.
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    I'm sorry.
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    A few days later.
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    There! Get it!
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    Hey! That's cheating!
    That's cheating, you know!
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    Yay! Great shot!
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    What the hell are you doing?
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    Squad Leader!
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    We had nothing to do, so...
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    Wanna join us in a game?
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    Wh-What?
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    Um, since we're neighbors and all,
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    I thought if we could all
    get along, and, uh...
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    I-Idiot! We're assassins, remember?
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    No fraternizing for us!
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    I'm on the side that kills!
    You're on the side that gets killed!
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    Proper restraint, and—
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    Okay, okay. We've heard that
    a billion times, Squad Leader!
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    Please don't be such a stiff!
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    H-Hey, hold up! Hey, you!
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    It's important to mingle, too!
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    Let's go! Let's go!
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    Damn. Just this once, got that, idiot?
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    Oh my, what a monstrous home run!
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    Squad Leader,
    we're not playing baseball.
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    - Get it!
    - Do it! There it is!
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    Do it! Do it!
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    Why am I keeping score?
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    Hey! That looks fun!
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    Huh?
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    Is this the Lymphatic Vessel?