Season 1

E1 - Smoking, Bacteria, and the Beginning of the End

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    I work...
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    WHITE BLOOD CELL
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    and work...
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    and work...
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    What are you doing?
    Deliver that oxygen!
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    I work and work and work...
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    but it doesn't make any difference!
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    Just what is it that we're all working for?
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    You have to keep on working anyway.
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    As long as you have a job to do.
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    Cells at Work!
    CODE BLACK
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    EPISODE 1:
    SMOKING, BACTERIA,
    AND THE BEGINNING OF THE END
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    Welcome, everyone.
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    Now that you've graduated
    from Erythroblast status,
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    as of today, you'll be working
    with us as Red Blood Cells.
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    We have great expectations of you all
    as you work for the bright future of this world!
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    Since we all share the same mission,
    we are like family.
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    Let's help each other out,
    join forces and do our best together.
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    CELL
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    This is the body in which
    you'll be working, starting today.

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    Throughout the film you're about to see,
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    we'll be introducing you to the various systems
    and cells inside this body.

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    First, the path that you Red Blood Cells will be taking
    to deliver oxygen, the blood vessel.

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    A route not only for you...
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    but also for the White Blood Cells who eliminate
    foreign substances that enter the body...

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    the Killer T Cells who eliminate cells
    infected by viruses...

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    and the Macrophages
    who clean up the body.

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    As you can see,
    it's a pathway for all types of cells.

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    And these are the Platelets
    who work to repair damaged blood vessels.

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    PLATELETS
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    - Hello!
    - Hello!

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    They just said hello to us!
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    Greetings are essential if you're going
    to have a good day at work, right?

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    And here are the internal organs
    which are indispensable for the work you'll be doing.

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    Each one serves its own crucial role...
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    and it's here that you'll find the cells
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    who can be considered specialists
    in their respective fields at work.

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    Among them are organs
    that will look after your Red Blood Cells.

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    Can't wait for that!
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    Yep.
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    And now, why don't we hear
    from one of them?

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    Gastric Chief Cell will speak to us now.
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    What are you doing right now?
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    This here's digestion.
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    It's an important process
    for absorbing nutrients.

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    Can you say a few words
    to our newly-joined Red Blood Cells?

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    Let's see.
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    When you come to the stomach
    to make deliveries, tell us your names.

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    It's a lot more pleasant to work
    with a familiar face

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    than with someone
    you don't even know by name.

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    We'll be waiting for you guys!
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    You may work in different systems,
    but you're all friends working in the same body.

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    By interacting,
    you can improve the work environment.

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    That's it for our introductory video.
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    You will now separate into groups,
    and start your on-the-job training.
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    Any questions?
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    Yes!
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    Go on.
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    Uh, can you tell us
    how much overtime to expect?
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    We can't say that there won't be any,
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    but we've been working toward
    reducing overtime as much as possible.
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    You know, what they call "work-style reforms."
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    Seriously? Good to know!
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    Efficient, shortened workdays
    and increased benefits are part of our plan
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    to provide you with security
    in the workplace.
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    Hey, this job's gonna be easier than I thought!
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    Uh, yeah.
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    It seems like a friendly environment,
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    and the people from the other systems
    seemed nice, too.
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    Hey, what are you looking at?
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    I need to learn all our delivery destinations.
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    How serious are you?
    Can't we just figure that out during OJT?
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    Well, yeah, I guess.
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    We have one simple job, delivering oxygen,
    so there's no need to get so gung-ho about it.
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    You're late, rookies.
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    Oh, are you the senpais
    who'll be training us in the field?
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    Grab your oxygen now. Come on.
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    Hurry up! Two boxes per person!
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    R-Right!
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    What are we going to do now?
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    Your jobs, what else?
    Transport that oxygen.
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    We're working already?
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    But we heard that we'd be training—
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    We don't have time to train you.
    Learn on the job.
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    This body is short on both manpower and time.
    Now get going.
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    Huh? What about the work-style reforms?
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    All you're ever going to find here
    is never-ending toil.
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    Huh?
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    If you're a Red Blood Cell,
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    then deliver, deliver,
    deliver oxygen until you drop!
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    The aortic valve will now open.
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    Let's make today
    another day without injuries...

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    and work energetically
    with a smile on our faces!

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    Go! Go! Go!
    Run! Run! Run!
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    Run until you drop! Work!
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    Keep working until your strength is sapped!
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    This is the moment that it started.
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    The black labor within this body!
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    This is rough!
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    Don't slow down! Hurry up!
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    Right!
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    What is this? I never signed up
    for anything like this!
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    Idiot!
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    AC1677! You need to go this way!
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    Right.
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    Which way is the stomach?
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    You're in our way! Move it!
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    Oh! Sorry!
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    Platelet, hello—
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    Just skip the formalities and get out
    of our way! Get a life, will you?
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    Oh, hey, I'm sorry!
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    Sorry about that.
    It's just that we're in a hurry.
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    The stomach. Stores all ingested food
    and disinfects it with gastric acid secretions.

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    In addition, a digestive enzyme called "pespin"
    breaks down food, turning it into a paste,

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    thus completing the first stage of digestion.
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    Sorry to keep you waiting for your oxygen.
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    Oh, you were in that training video.
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    You're too damn slow!
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    How long does it take
    to deliver one canister of oxygen?
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    I'm sorry.
    I only just started working today—
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    What do I care? Once you're in the field,
    it doesn't matter if you're a rookie or a veteran!
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    Right! Sorry!
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    Oh, and also... this is my first day,
    and I'm AA2153.
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    Huh?
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    Th-That's my name.
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    Who the cell has time to remember names?
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    Every one of you has
    the same damn face and name!
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    Read the room, will you?
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    But in that video, you said
    you wanted to know our names.
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    Huh? They're still using that thing?
    From ages ago?
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    What?
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    Since we recorded that video, this body's gone
    so downhill, you can't even compare it to before!
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    I don't have a second to spare like I did then.
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    How did that happen?
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    Not just fatigue, but sleep deprivation to boot.
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    Not to mention excessive eating and drinking.
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    No matter how hard we work,
    it's only getting worse and worse.
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    But...
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    Now you know, so next time,
    bring that oxygen faster!
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    R-Right!
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    Hey, Red Blood Cell!
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    You've really been skimping
    on the oxygen supply lately!
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    I'm sorry. We've been ordered to prioritize
    deliveries to the main organs, so...
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    Huh? So, the cells in the extremities
    can just die, is that it?
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    P-Please forgive me.
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    Really sorry about this.
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    We'll be able to provide you
    with a massive supply of fresh oxygen soon,
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    and you'll be first on our list.
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    Really?
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    This is just a special deal for you, ma'am.
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    Now, then, we'll be off.
    Let's go, rookie.
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    Thank you very much, Senpai.
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    So, there's going to be
    a massive supply of fresh oxygen?
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    No, I made that up.
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    Huh?
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    Well, we'd never get anything done
    if we actually listened to all the complaints.
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    Oh, so that's it?
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    Oh, I'm sorry to make you carry the oxygen!
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    Hold it diagonally, like this,
    and it'll be more stable.
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    Hey, you're right!
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    You were out of luck,
    starting here at a time like this.
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    Normally, it's part of our job to show
    the ropes to the rookies...
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    but there isn't a single person here
    who has that kind of time.
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    Why are we so short-handed?
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    It's probably due to stress.
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    To prioritize the vitals,
    there's been less bloodflow to the extremities.
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    Years ago, this body was nothing like this.
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    Let's go! The higher-ups will give us an earful
    if we don't fulfill our quotas, right?
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    Senpai!
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    Senpai, how can you possibly smile
    when things are like this?
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    Hey, it's simple!
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    All you have to do
    is suppress your emotions.
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    Huh?
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    "I want to rest."
    "I want to have an easy time."
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    Hoping for that kind of thing
    is what brings you anguish.
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    If you suppress all of your emotions,
    you can keep smiling.
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    True. His eyes aren't smiling.
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    What's going on here?
    The vessel's all bumpy!
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    Watch your step, rookie.
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    Okay.
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    Hey, dummy!
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    Don't ever let go of that oxygen!
    It's more precious than life itself!
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    Is that the LDL guys?
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    Hey, come back here!
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    Get a hold of yourself. Can you stand?
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    Yes.
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    Who were they?
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    LDL. The bad cholesterol guys.
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    That was them illegally disposing
    of cholesterol secreted by the liver.
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    Illegal disposal?
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    Seriously, if this ends up blocking the vessel
    and causing arterial sclerosis,
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    we won't be able to get through.
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    Won't be able to get through?
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    Because of oxidation in the body.
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    Oxidation...
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    This is also due to stress.
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    Stress generates increased levels of active oxygen,
    creating bumps on the vessel walls.
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    That's why it's so bumpy.
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    And now that resistance is also low,
    I hear that more germs have shown up.
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    Germs...
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    Um...
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    This body...
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    Is it going to be all right?
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    Don't worry about stuff like that!
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    All we need to do is suppress our emotions
    and deliver oxygen in silence!
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    We're back.
    So, I've gone around once.
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    You can take a break
    before starting the second round.
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    Okay.
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    I'm going to take a look over there.
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    I'm exhausted.
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    - Get up.
    - Huh?
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    Who said you could take a break?
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    We don't have time for breaks!
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    Huh? Um...
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    Hey, come on.
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    He just went around the whole body on his first job.
    Of course, that's got to tire him out some...
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    It's too soon to whine and give up.
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    We've got to make so many trips
    around the body a day.
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    When we were rookies, we took it easier—
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    And we're paying for that now, aren't we?
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    If you have time to reminisce
    about the old days, get moving.
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    I can go.
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    Don't coddle the rookies anymore.
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    If I'm not mistaken,
    the road splits off up ahead
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    into the carotid artery leading to the head,
    and the descending aorta leading to the torso.
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    Good job, rookie!
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    This time, we're going to pass through
    the digestive system from the descending aorta
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    to get back to the heart.
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    Okay!
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    Wh-What's that gas?
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    - Are you all right?
    - Idiot!
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    Don't go near him!
    This is carbon monoxide!
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    Carbon monoxide?
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    Us Red Blood Cells contain
    tons of hemoglobin.
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    Hemoglobin has a binding affinity
    with carbon monoxide!
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    Hemoglobin. The protein containing
    the red pigment that gives blood its red color.

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    By binding with oxygen, it enables Red Blood Cells
    to transport oxygen throughout the body.

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    If we bind with carbon monoxide,
    we won't be able to deliver oxygen!
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    Huh?
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    Meaning that the body will become
    oxygen-deprived!
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    Carbon monoxide detected
    within the blood vessel!
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    Irritation to the central nervous system!
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    It seems like some kind of toxin
    has been introduced.
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    A toxin?
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    The heart rate's going up!
    Blood pressure rising!
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    The capillaries are constricting!
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    Wh-What's going on? The walls are...
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    Have you analyzed the toxin?
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    The acetylcholine receptors
    are in a state of agitation,
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    and the chain of command
    has been disrupted!
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    Acetylcholine receptors.
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    They exist in the synapses
    and are made of protein.

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    They receive the neurotransmitter
    acetylcholine...

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    sending signals across the nerve network,
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    and controlling the smooth muscles,
    skeletal muscles and sweat glands.

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    The acetylcohline receptors
    have been affected? Don't tell me it's...
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    E-Everybody?
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    W-We have to save them!
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    It's too late!
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    These guys have turned
    into carboxyhemoglobin!
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    Carboxyhemoglobin.
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    Formed when hemoglobin binds
    with carbon monoxide.

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    Red Blood Cells are unable
    to deliver oxygen in this state.

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    But where did this carbon monoxide come from?
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    Senpai!
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    Look.
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    Huh?
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    Bacteria's reached the blood vessel...
    at a time like this?
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    Bacteria?
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    Those are Pneumococci!
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    Pneumococci. Pathogenic bacteria that trigger
    pneumonia, septicemia and the like.

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    A highly durable and toxic bacteria.
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    What should we do?
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    Nothing we can do but run.
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    They attack cells, seeking nutrients!
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    We're going to end up
    getting ruptured, too!
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    That's...
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    A cleaner cell who eliminates
    germs from the body...
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    White Blood Cell!
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    White Blood Cell or Neutrophil.
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    Its main job is to eliminate foreign substances
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    such as bacteria and viruses
    that have invaded the body from the outside.

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    Sorry I got here late.
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    The germs have been proliferating all over the place,
    so we've been really swamped.
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    Are you a rookie?
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    Y-Yes.
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    Let me take care of this.
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    Let's go, rookie.
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    Huh? Go where?
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    Where do you think?
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    We're going to deliver this oxygen.
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    If the delivery of oxygen is halted,
    the cells will die of necrosis.
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    Our job doesn't allow for breaks.
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    B-But...
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    In a situation like this,
    even if we're under orders...
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    You must be kidding me!
    I can't take this job anymore!
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    Don't ever forget this, rookie.
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    The moment us Red Blood Cells mature,
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    we discard everything that normal cells have.
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    Our cell nuclei, our mitochondria,
    all of our organelles.
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    And we become cells that are 90% hemoglobin,
    cells that are dedicated to delivering oxygen.
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    We spend our entire lives
    delivering oxygen to the entire body,
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    traveling the same route
    over and over 200,000... 300,000 times!
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    This isn't an order.
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    There's nothing else that we can do!
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    Don't think about anything,
    suppress your emotions and transport the oxygen!
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    We don't need any wimps here.
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    You retrieve the oxygen and take
    the descending aorta to head back to the lungs.
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    Huh?
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    That route is still safe.
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    I'll take the carotid artery
    to transport your oxygen to the brain.
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    Because the brain cells are our top priority.
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    The carotid artery?
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    White Blood Cell Lady!
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    We're counting on you!
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    Senpai, it's no good! If you do that—
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    I'm leaving the rest to you.
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    Make sure you become a fine Red Blood Cell.
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    Sorry I couldn't pass the baton to you
    in a better environment.
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    Senpai!
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    Emotions...
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    No way is it easy to suppress them.
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    Not for any cell...
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    Senpai!
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    Don't let his resolve have been for nothing.
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    Come with me.
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    The carbon monoxide advisory
    has been lifted.

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    All cells, please be careful
    when you head outside!

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    Have you calmed down a little?
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    Yes. Thank you for saving me,
    White Blood Cell.
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    I just did my job, that's all.
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    Um, White Blood Cell?
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    Are our jobs really worth
    risking our lives for?
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    We might be working
    so that we can find the answer to that.
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    Where are you going?
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    To the lungs. I'm going to see
    what caused the carbon monoxide outbreak.
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    Lungs.
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    The organs that absorb oxygen
    from the air into the body...

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    and expel the carbon dioxide delivered
    by the Red Blood Cells back into the air.

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    How did it get so dirty?
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    Today's emergency was caused by smoking.
    For the first time in ten years, that is.
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    Smoking?
    And this has happened before?
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    Look up there.
    That's the grime from before.
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    Just when it was finally starting to get clean...
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    I hear that they detected nicotine,
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    a toxin that affects the acetylcholine
    receptors in the nerve tract.
[21:08] ---
    Why would this body deliberately
    ingest something like that?
[21:12] ---
    Because one of its effects
    is temporary pleasure.
[21:16] ---
    Not only that,
    but nicotine is also addictive.
[21:20] ---
    The same thing is going to happen
    again and again.
[21:23] ---
    You should keep that in mind.
[21:24] ---
    B-But...
[21:29] ---
    Red Blood Cells, receive your oxygen at once
    and deliver it to the entire body!

[21:34] ---
    Repeat, receive your oxygen at once
    and deliver it to the entire body!

[21:39] ---
    The resumption of smoking
    after ten years...

[21:42] ---
    That was only the beginning
    of the dangers awaiting this body.

[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:20] ---
    No way!
[23:21] ---
    I've always wanted to visit the liver!
[23:22] ---
    LIVER
[23:24] ---
    Calm down.
[23:26] ---
    This is alcohol.
[23:26] ---
    ALCOHOL
[23:28] ---
    PRIDE
[23:28] ---
    As long as they're here,
    I don't want them to see my weak side.
[23:31] ---
    THE LIVER, ALCOHOL, AND PRIDE

E2 - The Liver, Alcohol, and Pride

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[00:01] ---
    For your next deliveries, you'll be
    going here, here, here and here.
[00:05] ---
    This many?
[00:06] ---
    You've got a problem?
[00:08] ---
    This is me giving you a lighter load
    since you're a rookie.
[00:11] ---
    Right.
[00:13] ---
    I'll be heading out now.
[00:14] ---
    Whatever you do, don't forget
    to get those receipts stamped!
[00:17] ---
    R-Right.
[00:20] ---
    Am I ever going to be done?
[00:22] ---
    Hey, rookie, could you be any slower?
[00:26] ---
    - Sorry!
    - I don't believe it.
[00:28] ---
    You haven't even gotten through
    half of your quota yet!
[00:31] ---
    What kind of plan do you have
    for delivering this oxygen anyway?
[00:35] ---
    - Or maybe you're just slacking off?
    - I am not—
[00:38] ---
    Oh well, what do I care?
[00:40] ---
    Why don't you start
    by picking up the pace?
[00:42] ---
    Here, I'm adding these, too.
[00:44] ---
    Huh?
[00:45] ---
    I know you can do it!
[00:46] ---
    Prove to me that
    you haven't been slacking off, okay?
[00:51] ---
    I see you're having a hard time, too, huh?
[00:53] ---
    Yeah.
[00:55] ---
    Talk about overwhelmed!
[02:33] ---
    EPISODE 2:
    THE LIVER, ALCOHOL, AND PRIDE
[02:33] ---
    Okay, let's get going.
[02:34] ---
    Sure. See ya.
[02:35] ---
    See ya.
[02:38] ---
    Th-That's a Macrophage.
[02:41] ---
    They're all so pretty.
[02:44] ---
    Huh?
[02:50] ---
    What?
[02:51] ---
    Macrophage.
[02:53] ---
    A type of White Blood Cell.
[02:55] ---
    Catches and kills
    foreign substances like bacteria,

[02:58] ---
    while determining antigens
    and information about immune responses.

[03:01] ---
    I have to kill more. More...
[03:10] ---
    Oh my, so you're a Red Blood Cell.
[03:13] ---
    Y-Yes.
[03:15] ---
    I thought you were a bacterium!
[03:17] ---
    My sincerest apologies.
[03:23] ---
    Man, that Macrophage is exhausted, too.
[03:28] ---
    Next is the Mucosal Cell in the oral cavity.
[03:31] ---
    ORAL MUCOSAL EPITHELIUM
[03:31] ---
    This way, huh?
[03:33] ---
    Mucosal Cell?
    I've come to deliver your oxy—
[03:38] ---
    It's on fire?
[03:39] ---
    Mouth ulcer.
[03:41] ---
    An inflammation inside of the mouth
    or on the tongue.

[03:43] ---
    When the lesions are round, shallow
    and have a distinct border,

[03:47] ---
    they are called "aphthous."
[03:49] ---
    Often caused by stress, sleep deprivation
    and lack of oral hygiene.

[03:55] ---
    A-Are you Mucosal Cell?
[03:58] ---
    Oral mucosa.
[03:59] ---
    The mucous membrane
    lining the inside of the mouth.

[04:02] ---
    Also known as the mirror
    reflecting one's physical health.

[04:06] ---
    WORKFLOW MANUAL
    FOR RED BLOOD CELLS
[04:06] ---
    When this kind of thing happens...
[04:11] ---
    DURING DELIVERIES,
    TRANSFERAL OF THE OXYGEN
    MUST BE YOUR TOP PRIORITY!
[04:11] ---
    "Top priority"?
[04:15] ---
    Your seal...
[04:17] ---
    U-Um, th-this receipt...
[04:21] ---
    Please stamp this receipt!
[04:27] ---
    The receipt!
[04:34] ---
    Don't worry about stuff like that!
[04:36] ---
    All we need to do is suppress our emotions
    and deliver oxygen in silence!

[04:42] ---
    No way can I do that.
[04:44] ---
    No way.
[04:46] ---
    - Run.
    - What?
[04:48] ---
    The mouth ulcer ruptured.
[04:50] ---
    We'll soon be invaded by bacteria!
[05:06] ---
    Stay away!
[05:08] ---
    Stay away from me!
[05:14] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[05:17] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[05:24] ---
    That was uncalled for.
[05:26] ---
    Hey, don't be that way, Senpai.
[05:31] ---
    She's right. After all,
    it was such a hassle getting here.
[05:37] ---
    Th-Thank you so much!
[05:39] ---
    You?
[05:41] ---
    We've met before.
[05:44] ---
    You remember me?
[05:46] ---
    Too bad.
[05:47] ---
    You get extra points for the glasses,
    but you're too slim.
[05:51] ---
    I hear you! If only he was
    just a little more macho-looking, right?
[06:04] ---
    Phagocytosis or Phagocytic Effects.
[06:06] ---
    When Phagocytes, such as Monocytes,
    Macrophages and Neutrophils

[06:11] ---
    engulf bacteria and other foreign
    substances, and break them down.

[06:27] ---
    This is your precious oxygen, right?
[06:29] ---
    Don't ever let it go even if it kills you.
[06:31] ---
    R-Right!
[06:35] ---
    Not good!
[06:36] ---
    Hold onto something!
[06:47] ---
    What's going on?
[06:48] ---
    We're being engulfed by water and povidone-iodine
    from the damaged area! This is...
[06:53] ---
    It's gargling!
[06:55] ---
    Gargling.
[06:56] ---
    To wash away bacteria and viruses
    in the mouth,

[07:00] ---
    preventing respiratory tract inflammation.
    Various theories exist.

[07:03] ---
    Povidone-iodine.
[07:05] ---
    An antiseptic used in gargling solutions.
[07:08] ---
    Though it has a unique scent,
    it's highly effective as an antiseptic.

[07:13] ---
    - Where'd that come from?
    - Jeez, that's gross.
[07:23] ---
    Good job hanging onto that oxygen.
[07:25] ---
    Y-Yes. Thank you very much.
[07:29] ---
    Hang in there, rookie.
[07:32] ---
    See you later, Glasses!
[07:34] ---
    Build up that body of yours!
[07:41] ---
    Hey, Glasses is totally staring at us!
[07:44] ---
    Do you think maybe he's smitten with Senpai?
[07:48] ---
    Save your breath, will you?
[07:50] ---
    Right!
[07:53] ---
    I'm so wiped.
[07:55] ---
    No rest since Day One.
    How many rounds do we have to do in a day?
[08:01] ---
    I came this close to dying three times.
[08:03] ---
    I'm telling you, I can't take
    much more of this job.
[08:06] ---
    Are you okay, rookies?
[08:09] ---
    Oh, good work, sirs!
[08:10] ---
    It's all right, stay seated. The stress is more intense
    than usual today, so I bet it's a lot to take in, huh?
[08:16] ---
    Just my veteran's gut,
    but a day like this, it's going to rain.
[08:20] ---
    Rain?
[08:22] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[08:24] ---
    Hey, simmer down. This is alcohol.
[08:28] ---
    Alcohol.
[08:30] ---
    Upon entering the body,
    it has the effect of alleviating tension

[08:33] ---
    by temporarily improving circulation and inducing
    the secretion of dopamine and serotonin.

[08:39] ---
    Alcohol?
[08:41] ---
    You can count on this happening
    after overwhelming stress.
[08:45] ---
    Sure, it improves the circulation,
[08:46] ---
    but then the body absorbs more fat,
    making the blood all viscous.
[08:50] ---
    At this rate, we'll be delivering alcohol
    all over the body.
[08:53] ---
    The other cells are going to be pissed.
[08:55] ---
    This stupid job... This stupid job...
[08:59] ---
    Why should we do it?
    Give us some days off!
[09:02] ---
    Give us a long weekend off!
[09:04] ---
    I didn't... I didn't become
    a Red Blood Cell for this!
[09:14] ---
    Hey, hey, get a grip.
[09:16] ---
    You're not used to alcohol, huh?
    No way around it! Come with me.
[09:21] ---
    Even we need a break sometimes, right?
[09:25] ---
    How about we get some healing
    and refresh ourselves?
[09:30] ---
    We're here.
[09:32] ---
    This is the liver.
[09:33] ---
    LIVER
[09:34] ---
    The liver.
[09:35] ---
    An organ that performs
    a wide variety of functions,

[09:37] ---
    such as the synthesis, excretion
    and detoxification of substances.

[09:42] ---
    Woo-hoo! I've always wanted to visit the liver!
[09:46] ---
    It sure is lively here.
[09:46] ---
    BLOOD ALLEY
    BILE TOWN
    FIRST AVENUE
[09:48] ---
    Well, of course.
    The liver is the largest organ in the body.
[09:53] ---
    Not only does it metabolize
    the Big Three nutrients...
[09:55] ---
    but it also handles all kinds of tasks
    like producing bile and breaking down toxins.
[10:01] ---
    So, it's a really crucial organ, huh?
[10:04] ---
    Is this your first time, rookie?
[10:06] ---
    Y-Yes.
[10:07] ---
    Normally, I get by just dealing
    with oxygen and nutrients, so—
[10:13] ---
    We'll show you how to really have fun in the liver.
[10:17] ---
    Hey! Why don't you detox with us,
    Red Blood Cell gentlemen?
[10:21] ---
    Come on, let's go!
[10:23] ---
    Jeez, just can't get enough of that, huh, Gramps?
[10:26] ---
    I'm coming! I'm coming!
[10:28] ---
    Um, what do you mean by "detox"?
[10:31] ---
    I brought along some youngsters. It's their first time,
    so send them some sweet young things, okay?
[10:36] ---
    Consider it done, since you're always
    such good customers. This way, please.
[10:44] ---
    Some guests have arrived!
[10:47] ---
    Welcome!
[11:03] ---
    You youngsters don't hold back
    with your reactions. Good for you!
[11:07] ---
    I-It's not like I'm reacting!
[11:09] ---
    Thank you for your patience!
[11:11] ---
    We'll be seating you in groups of three!
[11:14] ---
    Hepatocytes, please take Table 3!
[11:18] ---
    Welcome, Red Blood Cells.
[11:22] ---
    Please refresh yourselves tonight.
[11:25] ---
    Hepatocytes.
[11:27] ---
    Cells that make up 70 to 80% of the liver.
[11:31] ---
    They metabolize and detoxify substances.
[11:35] ---
    - N-Nice to meet you.
    - Is this your first time coming to a place like this?
[11:39] ---
    Yes! It's our first time!
[11:43] ---
    Wonderful, isn't it, rookie? Having a gorgeous
    Hepatocyte like this help us detox!
[11:48] ---
    What do you mean by "detox"?
[11:51] ---
    Right, here you go.
[11:52] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[11:54] ---
    This is ADH.
[11:56] ---
    ADH?
[11:58] ---
    That's right. It's an enzyme
    that breaks down alcohol.
[12:02] ---
    ADH.
[12:04] ---
    An enzyme present in the Hepatocytes.
[12:06] ---
    Has the ability to convert
    alcohol into acetaldehyde.

[12:10] ---
    Alcohol is a substance
    that triggers intoxication, right?
[12:13] ---
    It's our job as Hepatocytes to break down
    and detoxify alcohol in the blood to sober you up.
[12:20] ---
    Oh, so that's what "detox" means.
[12:23] ---
    Goro can't dwink ADH by himself!
[12:27] ---
    Dwink?
[12:28] ---
    What am I going to do with you?
    Here, there you go!
[12:36] ---
    Don't cringe at me, dummy!
[12:38] ---
    When you're at a place like this,
    just forget all about work and have a good time!
[12:42] ---
    R-Right.
[12:47] ---
    Forget all about work...
[12:56] ---
    You really chugged that!
[12:57] ---
    - That was hot!
    - For real?
[12:59] ---
    Gimme a "That's a good boy!"
[13:02] ---
    That's a good boy!
[13:04] ---
    What's wrong?
[13:06] ---
    You have a frown on your face.
[13:08] ---
    It's nothing.
[13:10] ---
    You owe it to yourself to have some fun.
[13:13] ---
    He's right! Drink up and refresh yourself!
[13:15] ---
    Okay.
[13:20] ---
    That was great!
    Good job downing that!
[13:23] ---
    I'm starting to feel queasy.
[13:25] ---
    I'm telling you, I can't take it!
[13:28] ---
    The blood vessels are so uneven,
    trying to walk through them is a joke!
[13:31] ---
    The higher-ups aren't giving us
    a second thought!
[13:35] ---
    Damn it! They have to improve
    our working conditions or we can't go on!
[13:41] ---
    That's right!
[13:42] ---
    Don't we even get paid time off?
    Where's our paid time off?
[13:45] ---
    Wh-What's that?
    That black haze...
[13:48] ---
    That's acetaldehyde.
[13:50] ---
    Huh?
[13:51] ---
    Acetaldehyde is what you get
    when alcohol is metabolized by ADH.
[13:56] ---
    It's a powerful toxin,
    but to eliminate alcohol completely,
[14:00] ---
    you need to convert it
    to this substance first.
[14:03] ---
    Acetaldehyde.
[14:05] ---
    A highly toxic substance.
[14:08] ---
    Can also be found in automobile
    exhaust fumes and tobacco smoke.

[14:12] ---
    A toxin?
[14:14] ---
    That's why everyone's pissed
    and out of control.
[14:17] ---
    All right, the next step is...
[14:22] ---
    What's that?
[14:23] ---
    An enzyme called "ALDH."
[14:26] ---
    ALDH.
[14:28] ---
    An enzyme that metabolizes acetaldehyde
    into acetic acid, detoxifying it.

[14:33] ---
    Acetic acid is ultimately converted into water
    and carbon dioxide, then expelled from the body.

[14:39] ---
    If you detoxify the acetaldehyde
    by metabolizing it,
[14:42] ---
    it will sober you up completely.
[14:45] ---
    Now, does everyone have a glass of ALDH?
[14:49] ---
    Once again, let's raise a glass
    to working healthy again tomorrow!
[14:54] ---
    Cheers!
[14:55] ---
    Cheers!
[15:00] ---
    Transport the oxygen!
[15:16] ---
    How can I be in the mood to raise a glass?
[15:21] ---
    Can we just erase it all with this enzyme?
[15:24] ---
    All our suffering...
[15:26] ---
    Rookie?
[15:27] ---
    Every day, all we do
    is run around delivering oxygen.
[15:32] ---
    We're so easily replaceable.
[15:35] ---
    One or two drops of blood being shed
    isn't going to affect this body in any way!
[15:40] ---
    Oh, don't talk like that.
    In one go, all right?
[15:44] ---
    What do you...
[15:46] ---
    What do you people know about it?
[15:50] ---
    Aren't the internal organs and the bowels
    where the elite work?
[15:53] ---
    A safe spot from where you can watch us
    scrambling around?
[15:56] ---
    People like you with such carefree jobs...
[15:59] ---
    You don't know anything about our pain!
[16:05] ---
    That's enough. You're a really bad drunk.
[16:10] ---
    Are you all right?
[16:12] ---
    I'll bring you another glass right away.
[16:17] ---
    Rookie...
[16:20] ---
    Come with me.
[16:23] ---
    Are you all right?
[16:25] ---
    I'm sorry.
    There's been so much alcohol lately.
[16:29] ---
    Why don't you take a break?
[16:31] ---
    I'll be fine.
[16:33] ---
    The other Hepatocytes have been hit hard by the
    acetaldehyde toxins, but they're soldiering on.
[16:40] ---
    Liver failure.
[16:42] ---
    Overconsumption of alcohol
    can lead to a fatty liver

[16:46] ---
    due to acetaldehyde inhibiting
    the breakdown of fats.

[16:50] ---
    Chronic binging will eventually destroy
    the liver cells, triggering hepatic cirrhosis.

[16:58] ---
    We're not the only ones who are suffering.
[17:01] ---
    The Red Blood Cells risk their lives
    to work like crazy for us.
[17:07] ---
    As long as they're here,
    I don't want them to see me being weak.
[17:16] ---
    I've seen all kinds of cells over the years,
[17:19] ---
    but there isn't one single easy task
    in this world.
[17:22] ---
    Well, I guess you've been through a lot.
[17:25] ---
    If an old geezer like me will do, talk to me.
[17:30] ---
    I...
[17:31] ---
    I...
[17:33] ---
    I just ran off!
[17:36] ---
    Bailing on the job I was supposed to do...
[17:40] ---
    Because of that, S-Senpai...
[17:44] ---
    My only task is to deliver oxygen,
    but I can't even get that right!
[17:49] ---
    I'm not blaming you.
[17:52] ---
    The longer you live,
    the more shame you suffer.
[17:55] ---
    I've been scrambling around myself,
    just like you.
[17:59] ---
    That's how each and every one of us
    eventually becomes a full-fledged cell.
[18:08] ---
    Right.
[18:09] ---
    The future of this world
    rest on the shoulders of you youngsters.
[18:14] ---
    I'm counting on you, rookie.
[18:20] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[18:22] ---
    For being so rude to you just now.
[18:25] ---
    Don't worry about it. That's how harsh
    the conditions you're fighting under are.
[18:29] ---
    Come detox yourself anytime, okay?
[18:32] ---
    Okay! Thank you very much!
[18:34] ---
    Well, now we're refreshed.
    Why don't we head out now?
[18:37] ---
    Hey, come on. Let's go, Gramps.
[18:41] ---
    Gramps?
[18:47] ---
    So, he's passed away.
[18:51] ---
    Thank you for your long years of hard work.
[18:57] ---
    No way.
[18:59] ---
    Take him to the sinusoid.
[19:15] ---
    Who's that?
[19:16] ---
    That's the Kupffer Cell.
[19:19] ---
    She devours Red Blood Cells
    who've completed their missions.
[19:22] ---
    What?
[19:23] ---
    Kupffer Cell.
[19:25] ---
    A type of Macrophage
    that exists in the sinusoid.

[19:29] ---
    It activates by ingesting foreign particles.
[19:32] ---
    Aging Red Blood Cells are also ingested
    to produce bile pigment from hemoglobin.

[19:40] ---
    This is the life of a Red Blood Cell.
[19:42] ---
    We deliver oxygen until we die,
    and we get used as nutrients afterwards.
[19:48] ---
    Still, it's not a bad way to go, is it?
[19:53] ---
    Gramps...
[19:55] ---
    sure did look content.
[20:08] ---
    Goodbye, rookie.
    I'll be waiting for you.
[20:12] ---
    Okay!
[20:16] ---
    Good luck at work.
[20:24] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[20:27] ---
    Oh hey, it's not what you...
[20:30] ---
    I came to patrol the fatty liver.
[20:33] ---
    It could trigger cirrhosis
    if we just leave it.
[20:35] ---
    O-Oh, is that right?
[20:37] ---
    Come to think of it, seems like
    a lot of alcohol rained down.
[20:41] ---
    Are you all right?
[20:42] ---
    Yes. Um, thanks to Hepatocyte.
[20:46] ---
    I see.
[20:47] ---
    But don't let your guard down.
[20:53] ---
    Hey, you rookies, are you okay?
[20:56] ---
    I feel sick.
[20:59] ---
    Not all of the acetaldehyde
    got broken down, huh?
[21:05] ---
    Hangover.
[21:06] ---
    While traces of acetaldehyde
    remain in the body,

[21:09] ---
    its toxins trigger headaches and nausea.
[21:14] ---
    You know this doesn't mean
    that you can take a break, right?
[21:18] ---
    We know.
[21:20] ---
    All right, deliver that oxygen!
    Take Gramps's share with you!
[21:23] ---
    - Right!
    - Right!
[21:25] ---
    There are all kinds of jobs in this world.
[21:28] ---
    I want to see it through.
[21:30] ---
    By becoming a full-fledged Red Blood Cell.
[21:34] ---
    Huh? Alcohol?
[21:35] ---
    Come on! Again?
[21:38] ---
    Hair of the dog.
[21:39] ---
    Long touted as a remedy for easing hangover
    symptoms, though there is no scientific basis for this.

[21:46] ---
    It can be assumed that one is only gaining relief from
    headaches and nausea thanks to being intoxicated.

[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:20] ---
    Due to this body
    engaging in sexual reproduction...
[23:23] ---
    it is now in a state of arousal.
[23:23] ---
    EXCITEMENT
[23:25] ---
    Go off and become men!
[23:26] ---
    EXPANSION
[23:29] ---
    EMPTINESS
[23:29] ---
    Why were they ever born in this world, then?
[23:31] ---
    EXCITEMENT, EXPANSION, AND EMPTINESS

E3 - Excitement, Expansion, and Emptiness

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    In this body, tons of cells are at work.
[00:05] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[00:06] ---
    Delivering oxygen to those cells...
[00:07] ---
    PLATELETS
[00:09] ---
    That's our job as Red Blood Cells.
[00:13] ---
    But...
[00:14] ---
    Hey you!
[00:14] ---
    CELL
[00:16] ---
    Where's my supply of fresh oxygen?
[00:19] ---
    S-Sorry! I'll get it to you right away!
[00:21] ---
    How many times have I heard that line?
[00:24] ---
    I'm going to complain to your supervisors!
[00:26] ---
    Please, anything but that!
[00:29] ---
    The work environment here is...
[00:32] ---
    It's carbon monoxide! Run!
[00:36] ---
    It's a Code Black!
[02:12] ---
    EPISODE 3:
    EXCITEMENT, EXPANSION,
    AND EMPTINESS
[02:14] ---
    It's clear...
[02:16] ---
    that arousal's not far off.
[02:18] ---
    You're not thinking of going through
    with this, are you?
[02:20] ---
    We were lucky to just get by
    in the previous mission!
[02:23] ---
    Due to his deteriorating lifestyle quality,
    conditions are even worse than before.
[02:29] ---
    Even so,
[02:31] ---
    we still have to do it!
[02:34] ---
    There'll be no avoiding some casualties.
[02:38] ---
    Attention, all cells.
[02:40] ---
    Attention, all cells.
[02:43] ---
    This body is about to enter a state of arousal.
[02:47] ---
    I repeat.
[02:49] ---
    This body is about to enter a state of arousal.
[02:53] ---
    I've come to deliver your oxygen!
[02:57] ---
    What, that's it? Again?
[02:59] ---
    Why don't you bring a proper load with you?
    So inefficient!
[03:03] ---
    I'm sorry. I'll bring you
    some more right away.
[03:05] ---
    Red Blood Cells,
    please report to the specified location.

[03:08] ---
    Hey, this is...
[03:10] ---
    I can see that you're all tied up today.
[03:13] ---
    You can bring it next time.
[03:15] ---
    I'm sorry!
[03:16] ---
    Hey, is this your first time?
[03:18] ---
    Yes.
[03:19] ---
    Is that right? Well, go on
    and make a man out of yourself, then!
[03:27] ---
    I repeat.
[03:29] ---
    Red Blood Cells,
    please report to the specified location.

[03:34] ---
    Hey, rookie!
    We're being summoned!
[03:37] ---
    Oh, but I still have
    some deliveries left.
[03:40] ---
    This mission is more important.
[03:42] ---
    Come on!
[03:43] ---
    R-Right!
[03:47] ---
    Red Blood Cells,
    please report to the specified location.

[03:51] ---
    There's going to be a battle today.
[03:54] ---
    Good luck, rookie.
[04:02] ---
    Where are we?
[04:05] ---
    Hey, what the cell is this place?
[04:07] ---
    Thank you for gathering here,
    Red Blood Cells.

[04:11] ---
    This body has now entered
    a state of arousal for reproductive purposes.
[04:17] ---
    Whether or not a flourishing posterity
    is achieved depends on how well you do!
[04:22] ---
    That's right.
[04:23] ---
    What you're tasked with today is...
[04:27] ---
    an erection!
[04:29] ---
    Erection?
[04:31] ---
    Engulf the corpora cavernosa with blood...
[04:33] ---
    and produce an erection!
[04:37] ---
    The corpora cavernosa.
[04:38] ---
    The sponge-like tissue inside the penis.
[04:41] ---
    It becomes engorged with blood
    during sexual arousal,

[04:45] ---
    causing the corpora cavernosa to expand,
    producing an erection.

[04:50] ---
    Hey, I see you rookies are here, too.
[04:52] ---
    Oh, Senpai, good work today!
[04:55] ---
    Is this your first time?
[04:56] ---
    I've delivered oxygen
    to the corpora cavernosa a few times,
[04:59] ---
    but I've never experienced an erection.
[05:01] ---
    Is that right?
[05:03] ---
    This place is full of narrow capillaries, right?
[05:07] ---
    The corpus cavernosum is a sponge-like mesh of
    tissue made up of fibrous veins and cave-like spaces.
[05:15] ---
    When it reacts to the nitric oxide
    released during arousal,
[05:19] ---
    it secretes a substance called cyclic GMP
[05:22] ---
    which causes the arteries to dilate,
    filling the corpus cavernosum with blood.
[05:26] ---
    Once we're inside,
[05:28] ---
    our job is to push the wall open and increase
    pressure so the penis will achieve an erection.
[05:33] ---
    Not only that, but we also have to use
    pressure to keep the blood trapped inside.
[05:38] ---
    It's a totally grueling task.
[05:40] ---
    You must be kidding me.
[05:41] ---
    Don't let your guard down or it'll come back to
    bite you in the butt. Keep that in mind and be tough.
[05:46] ---
    Okay!
[05:46] ---
    Okay.
[05:48] ---
    Hey, what's up with you?
    You're so gung-ho.
[05:52] ---
    It's really important for living creatures
    to leave behind descendants.
[05:57] ---
    Don't you think it's an honor
    to get to take part in a mission like that?
[06:00] ---
    Huh? Well, yeah, I guess.
[06:04] ---
    We have to succeed no matter what!
[06:09] ---
    We're sorry for the inconvenience!
[06:12] ---
    The passageway is narrow,
    so please proceed one by one!
[06:24] ---
    Whoops, sorry.
[06:26] ---
    Excuse me, but we're lining up here.
[06:29] ---
    Yeah, we're lining up, too.
[06:31] ---
    Would you mind waiting your turn?
[06:35] ---
    Shut up, you! You're a rookie, aren't you?
    Just shut up and let your senpais go first!
[06:39] ---
    "Senpai" has nothing to do with it.
    I deliver oxygen, too!
[06:43] ---
    Huh? Look, you sure talk big, but
    have you ever experienced an erection before?
[06:49] ---
    Well...
[06:51] ---
    not yet, actually.
[06:52] ---
    Embarrassing, much?
    So, you're still just a wittle boy!
[06:56] ---
    Little brats who have zero experiences with
    erections shouldn't shoot off their mouths!
[07:02] ---
    Whether you have experience or not
    isn't a big deal at all.
[07:06] ---
    White Blood Cell?
[07:08] ---
    What really matters
    is how you take on the task before you.
[07:12] ---
    Um, this is between us Red Blood Cells,
    so would you mind not butting in?
[07:17] ---
    What do you know about erections anyway?
[07:29] ---
    What the... Hey, stop!
[07:34] ---
    Please stop!
[07:43] ---
    It's a Pseudomonas.
    A little one, but still...
[07:55] ---
    Oh, did I frighten you? Forgive me.
[07:59] ---
    Thank you very much.
[08:01] ---
    I don't think
    there's anything to thank me for.
[08:04] ---
    Hey, it's Glasses!
    Where are you headed to now?
[08:07] ---
    To the testes.
    I've never been there before...
[08:10] ---
    Oh, really? We're on our way
    to patrol that area now. Wanna come?
[08:15] ---
    Uh, sure!
[08:17] ---
    Is something the matter?
[08:19] ---
    I'm concerned about this body's
    lowered resistance.
[08:27] ---
    So, these are the testes.
[08:30] ---
    The testes.
[08:31] ---
    Where sperm is produced and formed.
[08:35] ---
    When fully-formed,
    the sperm is stored in the epididymis.

[08:40] ---
    Um, I've come to deliver your oxy—
[08:47] ---
    What's this?
[08:48] ---
    The spermatogonia.
[08:50] ---
    Spermatogonia.
[08:52] ---
    Male reproductive cells
    that mature into sperm.

[08:57] ---
    So tiny.
[08:58] ---
    Cute!
[09:05] ---
    Thank you for your hard work.
[09:09] ---
    If you could sign this, please...
[09:11] ---
    Is this your first time
    seeing spermatogonia?
[09:13] ---
    Yes.
[09:14] ---
    When these babies mature,
    they become sperm.
[09:18] ---
    And it's our job as Sertoli Cells
    to take care of them.
[09:23] ---
    Sertoli Cells.
[09:25] ---
    They support and provide nourishment
    to the spermatogonia in the testes.

[09:32] ---
    Eventually, the sperm encounter ova,
    and new lives are born.
[09:39] ---
    These tiny babies become the basis
    for us cells being born later on, right?
[09:45] ---
    That's how we keep life going.
[09:49] ---
    But unless you Red Blood Cells
    trigger an erection to ejaculate them,
[09:53] ---
    these children can never set off
    to find the ova.
[09:58] ---
    So, we're counting on you, Red Blood Cell.
[10:04] ---
    Right.
[10:08] ---
    We're going this way.
[10:10] ---
    Right, I'm heading back to the lungs.
[10:13] ---
    I owe you one.
    Thanks for showing me the way.
[10:16] ---
    See you, Glasses!
[10:18] ---
    Catch you later!
[10:22] ---
    About what you asked me the other day...
[10:25] ---
    Whether our jobs are worth
    risking our lives for.
[10:30] ---
    Right.
[10:32] ---
    If it's to protect a new life,
    then risking your own isn't such a bad thing.
[10:38] ---
    That's what I think.
[10:41] ---
    Of course, there's a lot more
    to my answer than that.
[10:45] ---
    Right!
[10:46] ---
    Thank you very much!
[10:51] ---
    For the sake of new lives,
[10:54] ---
    I'm going to make sure...
[10:56] ---
    this mission succeeds!
[10:58] ---
    When the nitric oxide spreads,
    that's the signal!
[11:01] ---
    Charge, full speed ahead!
[11:04] ---
    Everyone, prepare to charge!
[11:06] ---
    Five seconds before charging.
[11:09] ---
    Three, two, one...
[11:14] ---
    Charge!
[11:20] ---
    Charge!
[11:30] ---
    Line up!
[11:31] ---
    Single file!
[11:32] ---
    Push together now!
[11:34] ---
    Expand the helcine arteries!
[11:36] ---
    The helcine arteries of the penis.
[11:38] ---
    Arteries that serve as valves
    to pump blood into the penis.

[11:43] ---
    When these are relaxed,
    there's a massive inflow of blood.

[11:53] ---
    Let me handle this.
[11:56] ---
    R-Right!
[12:03] ---
    It moved!
[12:04] ---
    All right, it expanded!
    Everybody head to the back!
[12:12] ---
    Blood levels are at 50%!
[12:15] ---
    We've cleared Stage One!
[12:18] ---
    All right, everybody,
    let's get ready to go!
[12:21] ---
    Okay!
[12:24] ---
    Those Red Blood Cells
    are really working hard!
[12:27] ---
    And we're going to work
    just as hard, aren't we?
[12:37] ---
    Look at that!
[12:37] ---
    The corpora cavernosa veins are normally closed,
    but now they're loosening up!
[12:44] ---
    He's right! I think we can do this!
[12:46] ---
    - Now keep going, all the way to the back!
    - All right!
[12:50] ---
    They may be loosening up,
    but these things are super heavy!
[12:56] ---
    We have to get this job done!
    For the sperm's sake, as well!

[13:01] ---
    Blood levels in the corpora cavernosa are at 70%!
[13:04] ---
    He's reached the erection state!
[13:06] ---
    Good job! Keep it up!
[13:09] ---
    Wait, something's wrong.
[13:11] ---
    What's the problem?
[13:13] ---
    The corpora cavernosa's cyclic GMP levels
    are taking a nosedive!
[13:16] ---
    Are you serious?
[13:18] ---
    The smooth muscle
    is no longer in a relaxed state!
[13:20] ---
    What do you mean?
[13:22] ---
    He's not producing enough cyclic GMP!
[13:25] ---
    At this rate, the blood vessels
    are going to start constricting!
[13:34] ---
    What's going on? The wall...
    It's being pushed back!
[13:40] ---
    What the...
[13:41] ---
    It's the corpora cavernosa!
[13:45] ---
    The Red Blood Cells have been pushed back
    by the corpora cavernosa!
[13:48] ---
    The erection rate is down to 50%!
[13:50] ---
    45... 40... It's not stopping!
[13:54] ---
    Dammit! Why aren't the cyclic GMP levels rising?
[13:59] ---
    It seems like the nerves aren't sending
    sufficient arousal signs to the penis.
[14:05] ---
    We believe it's caused by accumulated stress.
[14:11] ---
    What the cell is...
[14:15] ---
    So, the erection isn't going to last
    long enough for ejaculation.
[14:19] ---
    This is...
[14:21] ---
    ED!
[14:24] ---
    No way...
[14:28] ---
    ED.
[14:29] ---
    Erectile dysfunction.
[14:30] ---
    Possible causes include
    poor blood flow to the penis,

[14:34] ---
    or nerve signals from sexual arousal
    failing to reach the penis.

[14:42] ---
    Are you all right?
[14:45] ---
    You guys, we're retreating for now!
[14:49] ---
    Hey, there you are. So, you're okay.
[14:53] ---
    Let's get out of here.
[14:55] ---
    Otherwise, we're going to get crushed
    by the constricting blood vessels.
[15:00] ---
    No.
[15:01] ---
    Huh?
[15:02] ---
    I'm not running.
[15:05] ---
    I can't allow myself to run away!
[15:07] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Things are going to get ugly unless we run!
[15:10] ---
    I'm telling you, our job is done now!
[15:13] ---
    If we run away,
    who's going to trigger the erection?
[15:16] ---
    Protect new lives and keep life going.
[15:20] ---
    Right now, we're the only ones
    who can make that happen!
[15:25] ---
    So, we're counting on you, Red Blood Cell.
[15:29] ---
    If it's to protect a new life...
[15:32] ---
    then risking your own isn't such a bad thing.
[15:35] ---
    That's what I think.
[15:40] ---
    I'm not giving up.
[15:42] ---
    No matter what!
[15:43] ---
    No matter what!
[15:46] ---
    We're triggering that erection!
[15:49] ---
    Chronic stress on top of poor circulation
    caused by lifestyle factors...
[15:55] ---
    There's no way that a decent erection
    can be achieved under these conditions.
[16:04] ---
    I guess there's no way around it!
[16:07] ---
    Count me in, too.
[16:09] ---
    Huh? Are you sure?
[16:10] ---
    If I go back, I'm only going to get yelled at
    while I deliver oxygen.
[16:15] ---
    I think I'd rather be doing this.
[16:20] ---
    Thanks.
[16:23] ---
    Hey...
[16:24] ---
    Seems like it's looser than before,
    don't you think?
[16:31] ---
    What should we do? Should we order
    the Red Blood Cells to withdraw?
[16:36] ---
    It's not like we have any options here.
[16:44] ---
    Attention, all Red Blood Cells.
[16:47] ---
    Today's mission has fail—
[16:49] ---
    Hold on a second!
[16:52] ---
    The cyclic GMP levels
    in the corpora cavernosa...
[16:55] ---
    are rising!
[16:57] ---
    What?
[16:58] ---
    What's this? Something's inhibiting
    the PDE5 function?
[17:02] ---
    PDE5...
[17:04] ---
    The enzyme that breaks down cyclic GMP.
[17:08] ---
    What's going on here?
[17:10] ---
    Found it!
[17:11] ---
    It's because of this!
[17:14] ---
    It seems to have been administered
    from outside!
[17:16] ---
    Is this... sildenafil?
[17:20] ---
    Sildenafil.
[17:22] ---
    A medication used to inhibit PDE5,
    making it easier to achieve an erection.

[17:27] ---
    Used to treat ED.
[17:29] ---
    Best known as the product "Viagra."
[17:32] ---
    What's this?
[17:34] ---
    The vessels are still relaxing.
    If we go now...
[17:37] ---
    All Red Blood Cells who can still move,
    follow me!
[17:41] ---
    We're going to charge once again!
[17:48] ---
    You guys!
[17:49] ---
    Keep going until you reach the glans!
[17:51] ---
    Okay!
[17:56] ---
    Hey, Sertoli Cell, can't we go yet?
[18:01] ---
    It won't be long now.
[18:02] ---
    Hey, do you think
    we'll really get to meet the ova?
[18:06] ---
    The Red Blood Cells
    are giving it their all right now.
[18:10] ---
    Let's believe in them and wait!
[18:11] ---
    Okay!
[18:13] ---
    To send the sperm to the ova...
[18:17] ---
    New lives!
[18:19] ---
    Let's keep the chain going!
[18:22] ---
    Blood levels, 98... 99...
[18:25] ---
    They've now reached 100%!
[18:27] ---
    I'm closing the veins to trap the blood in!
[18:29] ---
    The penis has achieved a full erection!
[18:35] ---
    Can we just take this
    as good news, though?

[18:38] ---
    He had to take sildenafil
    to get that erection.

[18:42] ---
    That just shows
    how desperate this body is now.

[18:47] ---
    Receiving signal from the neurons
    to ejaculate.

[18:49] ---
    Everyone, please prepare for ejaculation!
[18:52] ---
    So, we can finally head out now, right?
[18:57] ---
    All clear for ejaculation!
[18:59] ---
    Constrict the urethral sphincter muscle!
[19:02] ---
    Now constricting
    the urethral sphincter muscle!
[19:04] ---
    How ejaculation works.
[19:06] ---
    The urethral sphincter muscle constricts to prevent
    the simultaneous release of urine and semen.

[19:12] ---
    The entrance and exit of the urethra
    below the prostrate are sealed shut,

[19:15] ---
    and by opening only the exit, semen can be
    released with great force thanks to pressure.

[19:22] ---
    Constriction complete!
[19:23] ---
    Countdown!
[19:25] ---
    Ten seconds before ejaculation starts.
[19:29] ---
    Eight... Seven...
[19:31] ---
    Six... Five... Four...
[19:34] ---
    Three... Two...
[19:36] ---
    Go!
[19:36] ---
    One...
[19:37] ---
    Fire!
[19:42] ---
    Yahoo!
[19:43] ---
    I'm first out of the gate!
[19:45] ---
    - I'm coming after you!
    - I won't lose!
[19:47] ---
    Wait for me, Ovum!
[19:50] ---
    I'm coming to see you now!
[20:02] ---
    Ejaculation complete.
[20:06] ---
    Red Blood Cells, please exit
    the corpora cavernosa. No pushing, please.

[20:11] ---
    Looks like they made it, huh?
[20:13] ---
    I wonder if that made Glasses a man.
[20:16] ---
    The Red Blood Cells did an impressive job,
    completing their task as Red Blood Cells.
[20:20] ---
    Now, let's complete our own task.
[20:23] ---
    - Right!
    - Right!
[20:27] ---
    What?
[20:35] ---
    Man, I can't move.
[20:37] ---
    Good work! You did great, rookies.
[20:40] ---
    This is the first time I've ever done
    anything so fulfilling.
[20:44] ---
    Those sperm will make it
    to the ova all right, won't they?
[20:48] ---
    Well, I don't know about that.
[20:52] ---
    It's not like all sexual activity
    is for reproductive purposes.
[20:56] ---
    What?
[20:58] ---
    You can never rule out ejaculation
    purely for relieving sexual desire.
[21:02] ---
    Actually, that's the more likely scenario.
[21:05] ---
    Purely for relieving sexual desire?
[21:07] ---
    Then, does that mean
    all our work was for nothing?
[21:12] ---
    It can't be helped.
[21:14] ---
    In this body, there are jobs we have to do
    even if it seems futile.
[21:19] ---
    Then, what about those sperm?
[21:31] ---
    Why were they ever born
    in this world, then?
[21:34] ---
    What did we and the Sertoli Cells
    work so hard for?
[21:39] ---
    You'd better get out of here now.
[21:43] ---
    White Blood Cell?
[21:45] ---
    That sexual intercourse
    just let in some gonococci!
[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:20] ---
    This is an all-out war!
[23:21] ---
    Annihilate every last one of the enemy!
[23:23] ---
    FRONT LINE
[23:24] ---
    I'm lonely, see?
[23:25] ---
    GONOCOCCI
[23:27] ---
    This is our chance to strike back!
[23:28] ---
    CONFLICT
[23:30] ---
    We're going to show them
    how powerful we White Blood Cells are!
[23:31] ---
    FRONT LINE, GONOCOCCI, AND CONFLICT

E4 - Front Line, Gonococci, and Conflict

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[00:03] ---
    Lonely...
[00:06] ---
    Lonely!
[00:07] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[00:08] ---
    I-I won't let you get past me!
[00:11] ---
    Lonely... Lonely...
[00:20] ---
    You'd better get out of here now.
[00:23] ---
    White Blood Cell?
[00:25] ---
    That sexual intercourse
    just let in some gonococci!
[00:30] ---
    Lonely...
[00:32] ---
    We're lonely, see?
[00:37] ---
    Gonococci. The bacteria
    that causes gonorrhea.

[00:40] ---
    It proliferates at a blistering pace,
[00:42] ---
    and its incubation period
    is short, at 2 to 9 days.

[00:47] ---
    We'll hold them off here.
[00:49] ---
    Get yourselves to safety right now!
[00:51] ---
    O-Okay.
[00:53] ---
    White Blood Cell...
[00:56] ---
    Come on, let's get going.
[01:11] ---
    Lonely...
[01:14] ---
    Lonely...
[02:52] ---
    EPISODE 4:
    FRONT LINE, GONOCOCCI,
    AND CONFLICT
[02:55] ---
    Hey, Red Blood Cell...
[02:57] ---
    CELL
[02:58] ---
    We heard that we've been invaded
    by gonococci. Is that true?
[03:00] ---
    Yes. But it's not like I've actually seen them.
[03:04] ---
    I'm pretty sure that the White Blood Cells
    are exterminating them now.
[03:08] ---
    Is that right?
    But you'd better not let your guard down.
[03:11] ---
    Since they say that gonococci multiply
    at an insane speed!
[03:17] ---
    Come on! Get up and do your jobs!
[03:20] ---
    Does this seem like a good time
    to be sniveling?
[03:23] ---
    We don't want to!
    There's gonococci in this body, right?
[03:23] ---
    PLATELETS
[03:27] ---
    It would be so scary if they attacked us!
[03:30] ---
    I don't give a damn if you're scared,
    you little pieces of crap!
[03:34] ---
    Oh, jeez!
[03:35] ---
    You don't need to worry
    about the gonococci.
[03:38] ---
    Because the White Blood Cells are fighting them
    and taking care of them right now.
[03:43] ---
    Really?
[03:45] ---
    But what if those White Blood Cells
    end up losing?
[03:48] ---
    Don't worry. Those White Blood Cells
    are all unbelievably strong.
[03:54] ---
    They've rescued me
    more times than I can count.
[03:57] ---
    So, let's put our faith in them, okay?
[04:00] ---
    - Okay! Gotcha!
    - Okay! Gotcha!
[04:06] ---
    Hey, thanks.
[04:08] ---
    Not at all.
[04:10] ---
    Lonely...
[04:12] ---
    Lonely...
[04:14] ---
    What do we care if you're lonely?
[04:18] ---
    Lonely...
[04:21] ---
    Lonel—
[04:24] ---
    Lon—
[04:29] ---
    Dammit, there's no end in sight!
[04:31] ---
    Lonely!
[04:35] ---
    We're withdrawing for now!
[04:37] ---
    What? But I can still fight!
[04:39] ---
    It's no good!
    We're hopelessly outnumbered!
[04:42] ---
    Seriously?
[04:44] ---
    Everyone! We're withdrawing for now
    so we can regroup!
[04:48] ---
    Retreat! Retreat!
[05:00] ---
    Here's my report!
[05:01] ---
    The 3rd Platoon has retreated!
[05:03] ---
    The gonococci have advanced
    to Urethra Area 2!
[05:07] ---
    The gonococci is unstoppable.
[05:09] ---
    How can they multiply so fast?
[05:13] ---
    Tell me what's happening.
[05:15] ---
    The gonococci are still proliferating.
    They've expanded their forces further.
[05:20] ---
    The areas around the urethra and the prostrate
    are about to be taken over by the gonococci forces.
[05:26] ---
    What are they doing on the front lines?
    What's the status of the epididymis?
[05:30] ---
    It's still intact for now,
[05:31] ---
    but at this rate, it's only a matter of time
    before it falls to gonorrhea.

[05:35] ---
    Lonely... Lonely... Lonely...
[05:37] ---
    Gonorrhea.
[05:38] ---
    A sexually-transmitted disease.
[05:40] ---
    The infection rate is high,
    at 30% per sexual intercourse session.

[05:44] ---
    Left untreated, it will trigger
    inflammation of the epididymis.

[05:48] ---
    The testes will become swollen, blocking
    the sperm's pathway, potentially leading to sterility.

[05:53] ---
    I'm scared!
[05:54] ---
    It'll be fine. No need to worry.
[05:58] ---
    He shouldn't be having sex
    when his resistance is so low!
[06:04] ---
    This is all-out war!
[06:06] ---
    Summon the White Blood Cells
    to the lymph node!
[06:10] ---
    Attention, all White Blood Cells!
    Attention, all White Blood Cells!

[06:14] ---
    You are to report to the lymph node at once.
[06:17] ---
    What's wrong?
[06:18] ---
    It's no good. Stay away from here.
[06:21] ---
    They say it's crawling with gonococci.
    You'd better take the long way around.
[06:27] ---
    For crying out loud,
    what are the White Blood Cells doing?
[06:37] ---
    White Blood Cell...
[06:38] ---
    Hey, hey!
[06:39] ---
    They're covered in blood!
[06:41] ---
    If the White Blood Cells are here,
    does that mean the bacteria's nearby, too?
[06:44] ---
    Wh-White Blood Cell!
[06:46] ---
    Were you able to drive out the germs?
[06:50] ---
    Are you serious?
[06:53] ---
    Put yourselves in our shoes, will you?
    We have to come through these vessels every day!
[06:56] ---
    Hey, knock it off!
[06:58] ---
    It's your job as White Blood Cells to secure our
    routes so we can be safe delivering oxygen, right?
[07:03] ---
    He's right!
    Why don't you do your jobs right?
[07:06] ---
    Come on, protect us!
[07:09] ---
    How can you talk to us like that?
    You have no idea what kind of battle we're—
[07:13] ---
    Sorry. We're heading back to the lymph node
    to come up with a strategy as soon as possible.
[07:17] ---
    You can beat those gonococci, can't you?
[07:21] ---
    We're going to do our best.
[07:25] ---
    Hey! We're not done talking!
[07:27] ---
    Don't run away!
[07:28] ---
    Huh? It's not like we're running away, all right?
[07:31] ---
    Come on.
[07:36] ---
    Listen, you were out of line.
[07:38] ---
    Yeah, but if we run into those gonococci,
    there's nothing we can do.
[07:43] ---
    So, we need them to do their jobs.
[07:50] ---
    Take the critically injured over there.
[07:52] ---
    Everyone able to fight
    is to stand by for further orders.
[07:55] ---
    This will be the last showdown, huh?
[07:58] ---
    But...
[08:04] ---
    I've returned...
[08:06] ---
    Captain.
[08:07] ---
    So, you survived...
[08:08] ---
    1196.
[08:10] ---
    Yes. Somehow.
[08:13] ---
    We're in the middle of a brutal battle.
[08:15] ---
    You're lucky to have made it back alive.
[08:19] ---
    Attention, White Blood Cells.
[08:22] ---
    As I'm sure you all know,
[08:24] ---
    this body is about to be stricken with gonorrhea.
[08:28] ---
    The gonococci have invaded
    the areas surrounding the urethra...

[08:31] ---
    and are now closing in on the epididymis
    where the sperm are.

[08:35] ---
    Are we going to continue to let them
    get away with such tyranny?

[08:38] ---
    No, sir!
[08:40] ---
    Then, put your lives in my hands!
[08:44] ---
    Yes, sir!
[08:46] ---
    This is a noble battle that we'll be
    waging for the sake of this body.

[08:49] ---
    Put your lives on the line to annihilate
    every last one of the enemy!

[08:54] ---
    Yes, sir!
[09:02] ---
    Your job is to be at my beck and call.
[09:07] ---
    The higher-ups have no clue
    about the front lines.
[09:14] ---
    Here, these are your next deliveries.
[09:17] ---
    The urinary tract,
    the bladder, the prostrate...
[09:20] ---
    Huh? But those are all
    in the lower body!
[09:24] ---
    Yeah, well, ever since the gonococci invasion,
[09:26] ---
    everyone's been avoiding
    deliveries near the urethra.
[09:29] ---
    Hey, then, me, too—
[09:30] ---
    Rookies have no refusal rights.
[09:33] ---
    We leave the dangerous jobs to the rookies.
    That's how it's always been done.
[09:36] ---
    Come on.
[09:38] ---
    Enough of your whining!
[09:40] ---
    If you have any complaints,
    take them to the White Blood Cells!
[09:44] ---
    If they would've wiped out the gonococci,
    we wouldn't be in all this danger.
[09:49] ---
    But the White Blood Cells are fighting, right?
    On the front lines?
[09:53] ---
    What else would they be doing?
    The only ability they have is to fight.
[10:00] ---
    I'll go.
[10:02] ---
    Oh yeah? Thank goodness
    you have some sense!
[10:05] ---
    Uh, no, no, no!
    I didn't say a word about going!
[10:08] ---
    Don't worry. He and I
    will make those deliveries for sure.
[10:11] ---
    Hey! Speak for yourself!
[10:21] ---
    Captain, please wait.
[10:24] ---
    You...
[10:25] ---
    Please take me, too.
[10:27] ---
    You dummy! You just got beaten up
    by a gonococcus! You're in no shape to fight!
[10:30] ---
    I'm all right now.
[10:33] ---
    You should back off.
    You'll only get in our way.
[10:36] ---
    You don't have to worry about me!
[10:38] ---
    Worst case scenario, I'll at least take
    one or two of the gonococci down with me!
[10:42] ---
    Captain, please!
[10:43] ---
    Please let me fight, too!
[10:51] ---
    All of you, please listen
    to what I have to say.
[10:55] ---
    We're being flooded
    with reports on the battle.
[10:57] ---
    Some of you may have
    actual combat experience.
[11:01] ---
    I know you're each putting up a good fight.
[11:03] ---
    However, the gonococci's proliferation speed
    is far greater than our phagocytosis speed.
[11:11] ---
    In other words, gonorrhea...
[11:15] ---
    has no chance of healing naturally!
[11:19] ---
    Captain, does that mean...
[11:24] ---
    I'll be honest with you.
[11:25] ---
    This fight...
[11:28] ---
    is a losing battle.
[11:32] ---
    I'll be honest with you.
[11:34] ---
    This fight...
[11:37] ---
    is a losing battle.
[11:45] ---
    Shut up!
[11:47] ---
    The captain isn't done talking.
[11:53] ---
    Even if there's no hope of winning,
    we're going to go on fighting.
[11:57] ---
    That is the mission of those born
    as White Blood Cells.
[12:00] ---
    To devour all bacteria out of existence
    with no fear of death.
[12:04] ---
    That's our pride. But...
[12:07] ---
    don't die in vain.
[12:10] ---
    There are other ways that you can be useful
    to this world by surviving.
[12:14] ---
    It's a given that you'll fight valiantly.
[12:16] ---
    But when in doubt, I want you to choose
    the more likely path to survival.
[12:23] ---
    This could very well
    turn into a prolonged battle.
[12:26] ---
    If anything happens to us,
    who will protect the other cells?
[12:31] ---
    For now, value that life of yours.
[12:35] ---
    Understood.
[12:40] ---
    You're thinking that what I just said
    was unbecoming of a captain, right?
[12:43] ---
    No. I had the same view as you.
[12:49] ---
    TO THE URETHRA
    THIS WAY
[12:50] ---
    Hey, are we really going, then?
[12:53] ---
    You're crazy, you know that?
[12:56] ---
    Didn't you hear that the urethra
    is a hellhole of gonococci now?
[12:59] ---
    We'll be fine. White Blood Cell
    will take care of them for us.
[13:03] ---
    If White Blood Cell's job
    is to drive out bacteria,
[13:06] ---
    then delivering oxygen to cells
    is the Red Blood Cells' job.
[13:10] ---
    No matter what the situation is,
    we have to fulfill our duty!
[13:16] ---
    Dammit, all right.
[13:20] ---
    You've changed somehow, you know?
[13:23] ---
    Like, you've gotten
    kind of dependable, I guess.
[13:26] ---
    Is that so?
[13:27] ---
    When it comes to White Blood Cell,
    you totally go through this personality change.
[13:31] ---
    Huh? R-Really?
[13:35] ---
    What's this?
[13:41] ---
    It's the White Blood Cells!
[13:43] ---
    What? Then, this is...
[13:45] ---
    pus?
[13:47] ---
    Pus.
[13:48] ---
    An opaque, viscous fluid
    produced at the site of inflammation.

[13:52] ---
    Composed of White Blood Cells, blood serum, etc.,
    it also contains tissue debris and dead bacteria.

[14:00] ---
    N-No way.
[14:05] ---
    Are you okay?
[14:06] ---
    Hey, this place is bad news!
    Let's get out of here!
[14:09] ---
    Lonely...
[14:12] ---
    Hey, did you just say something?
[14:15] ---
    No, I didn't.
[14:17] ---
    I'm lonely, see?
[14:21] ---
    Watch out!
[14:32] ---
    W-We have to...
[14:35] ---
    hold them off.
[14:39] ---
    So, the gonococci have come this far.
[14:42] ---
    Macrophage!
[14:44] ---
    Macrophage.
[14:45] ---
    A type of White Blood Cell.
[14:47] ---
    One of its duties is to clean up
    dead cells and bacteria.

[14:52] ---
    What are you doing
    in a dangerous place like this?
[14:55] ---
    W-We have a delivery to make up ahead.
[14:59] ---
    I see. If you're planning to move on,
    brace yourselves.
[15:04] ---
    It's hell back there
    in the arteria profunda penis.
[15:10] ---
    Lonely...
[15:12] ---
    Lonely!
[15:14] ---
    Hold your ground!
    Annihilate the enemy!
[15:17] ---
    Devour them out of existence!
[15:19] ---
    Phagocytosis or opsonic action.
[15:22] ---
    The process...
[15:23] ---
    by which White Blood Cells and the like engulf bacteria
    and other foreign substances, and break them down.

[15:29] ---
    Lonely!
[15:31] ---
    Unbelievable proliferation rate!
[15:33] ---
    They just keep increasing
    more and more!
[15:48] ---
    The cell wall's so hard!
[15:50] ---
    Cell wall.
[15:52] ---
    The armor-like structure
    found on the cells of plants and bacteria.

[15:57] ---
    It's durable and repairs itself swiftly.
[16:00] ---
    Unless we do something about that...
[16:02] ---
    it will be impossible for us
    to overtake their proliferation rate!

[16:06] ---
    Hey there, White Blood Cells.
    Why don't we all become friends?
[16:10] ---
    What did you say?
[16:12] ---
    I know all about it.
[16:14] ---
    That the other cells are scared of you
[16:17] ---
    and treat you all like outcasts.
[16:19] ---
    The truth is, you're lonely, aren't you?
[16:23] ---
    Shut up!
[16:31] ---
    Captain!
[16:32] ---
    Lonely!
[16:37] ---
    Hey...
[16:38] ---
    let's turn back after all.
[16:40] ---
    I'm going to finish the job
    even if I have to do it alone.
[16:43] ---
    Huh? You're telling me
    to turn back on my own now?
[16:47] ---
    Hey, wait up, will you?
[16:51] ---
    Lonely...
[16:53] ---
    Lonely...
[16:55] ---
    I'm lonely, see?
[17:01] ---
    White Blood Cell...
[17:05] ---
    How pitiful is that? To be ostracized
    by the other cells, to be hated by them...
[17:10] ---
    Useless even when it comes
    to your only redeeming feature, battle.
[17:14] ---
    And to end up in a pile of filthy pus!
[17:20] ---
    Run.
[17:23] ---
    Hurry! Run!
[17:25] ---
    She's right. Let's get out of here.
    There's nothing you and I can do here—
[17:28] ---
    It's not dirty.
[17:30] ---
    Huh?
[17:31] ---
    Huh?
[17:33] ---
    Pus is proof that the White Blood Cells
    fought with their lives on the line!
[17:37] ---
    Even if others fear them and find fault with them,
    they never say a word of complaint.
[17:44] ---
    They go on fighting for this body. For us cells.
    It's proof that White Blood Cell fought for us!
[17:50] ---
    So, how could it be dirty?
[17:53] ---
    How insolent. What can a puny
    Red Blood Cell like you do?
[17:58] ---
    I deliver oxygen!
[17:59] ---
    Just like White Blood Cell,
    I put my life on the line to deliver oxygen!
[18:10] ---
    What the cell is this?
[18:11] ---
    My cell wall is disintegrating!
[18:14] ---
    Is this...
[18:15] ---
    I have a report!
[18:17] ---
    It seems that an antibiotic has been delivered
    from the mouth via the esophagus!
[18:21] ---
    Antibiotic...
[18:22] ---
    Penicillin, then?
[18:24] ---
    Penicillin.
[18:25] ---
    The world's first antibiotic.
[18:28] ---
    Works by inhibiting bacterial cell wall synthesis.
[18:36] ---
    Since penicillin only affects
    bacterial cell walls,

[18:40] ---
    it leaves human cells unharmed.
[18:43] ---
    I'm lonely.
[18:45] ---
    I have to multiply
    so I'll have more friends!
[18:52] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[18:56] ---
    Captain!
[18:57] ---
    I've got this! You protect
    the Red Blood Cells and head to the back!
[19:01] ---
    But if we do that, you'll...
[19:04] ---
    Let the Red Blood Cells finish their job.
[19:07] ---
    I want you to create a future
    for this world by surviving!
[19:11] ---
    Come with us!
    Captain, you should survive, too!
[19:15] ---
    That's what I'm planning to do. Now go!
[19:21] ---
    We'll clear the path open.
[19:23] ---
    We're going to run straight through.
[19:25] ---
    All right!
[19:32] ---
    Now that their cell walls are gone,
[19:34] ---
    we can destroy them
    faster than they can multiply.
[19:39] ---
    This is our chance to strike back!
[19:41] ---
    We're going to show them
    how powerful we White Blood Cells are!
[19:44] ---
    Annihilate them!
[19:51] ---
    Let's see it through to the end.
[19:55] ---
    This is...
[19:56] ---
    the White Blood Cells' job!
[20:06] ---
    We've lost scores of our friends
    in today's battle.

[20:11] ---
    Still...
[20:12] ---
    thanks to your hard work,
    the gonococci have been wiped out!

[20:17] ---
    Therefore, I declare
    the gonorrhea completely cured!
[20:22] ---
    What's going to happen
    to the White Blood Cells who passed away?
[20:25] ---
    They'll be eliminated as a pus
    from the urethra.
[20:29] ---
    Captain...
[20:35] ---
    E-Excuse me!
[20:38] ---
    I'm so sorry.
[20:40] ---
    For asking if you were really doing
    your job right, and mouthing off at you.
[20:45] ---
    That's just how it goes with work.
[20:47] ---
    What?
[20:49] ---
    You guys deliver oxygen,
    and we exterminate germs.
[20:54] ---
    There's no way for us
    to cover for each other.
[20:57] ---
    That's precisely why we can be proud.
[21:01] ---
    Now opening the urethra.
[21:09] ---
    Life-threatening jobs...
[21:11] ---
    Will we ever find it fulfilling someday?
[21:20] ---
    Here's the military gains report for today's battle
    between the gonococci and the White Blood Cells.
[21:25] ---
    This is deplorable.
[21:26] ---
    Just how many casualties did they produce
    going up against mere gonococci?
[21:30] ---
    Damn those fragile White Blood Cells!
[21:32] ---
    If I may, sir, I believe
    the White Blood Cells put up a good fight—
[21:35] ---
    MILITARY GAINS REPORT
[21:35] ---
    You're too lenient!
[21:37] ---
    This body's condition isn't showing an iota
    of improvement because they're so pathetic!
[21:42] ---
    No one can save it
    from this crisis but us T Cells!
[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:20] ---
    Work, work, work
    until you drop!
[23:23] ---
    OVERWORK
[23:25] ---
    The hair that we created...
[23:26] ---
    HAIR LOSS
[23:27] ---
    keeps falling out.
[23:29] ---
    DELIRIUM
[23:29] ---
    We have to do it!
[23:30] ---
    We have to!
[23:31] ---
    OVERWORK, HAIR LOSS, AND DELIRIUM

E5 - Overwork, Hair Loss, and Delirium

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    The White Blood Cells struggled badly
    in the gonococci battle,
[00:08] ---
    drastically thinning their ranks.
[00:10] ---
    Right now, no one can save this world
    but you Killer T Cells!
[00:17] ---
    Helper T Cells.
[00:19] ---
    When notified of invading external enemies,
[00:22] ---
    they serve as commanders who formulate
    appropriate attack strategies,

[00:26] ---
    and they issue orders to Killer T Cells.
[00:29] ---
    CELL
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    Foreign substance sighted.
[00:31] ---
    Killer T Cells.
[00:33] ---
    Deployed on the orders of a Helper T Cell.
[00:37] ---
    Professional killers who recognize
    and destroy foreign substances,

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    such as virus-infected cells
    and Cancer Cells.

[00:45] ---
    It's time for you to show
    the cells residing here
[00:48] ---
    as well as the foolish viruses
    who dare throw down the gauntlet...
[00:51] ---
    Show them that we T Cells
    are the most powerful of all!
[00:58] ---
    Work!
[02:38] ---
    EPISODE 5:
    OVERWORK, HAIR LOSS,
    AND DELIRIUM
[02:39] ---
    Here's today's oxygen. Stamp this, please.
[02:43] ---
    There you go.
    Thanks for your hard work.
[02:44] ---
    RECEIVED
[02:46] ---
    Thank you very much.
[02:47] ---
    - Hey, hold up a second.
    - Yes?
[02:49] ---
    Is it just me,
    or are you looking more manly lately?
[02:52] ---
    Huh? You really think so?
[02:54] ---
    Oh my! Seems to me like you're even looking
    more gallant than before!
[02:59] ---
    Well, lately, I've been starting to feel
    a little more confident about my job.
[03:04] ---
    What are you talking about?
[03:06] ---
    I hate to break it to you,
    but I'm still not getting nearly enough oxygen!
[03:09] ---
    So keep 'em coming, got that?
[03:11] ---
    R-Right!
[03:23] ---
    So, this is a hair root.
[03:25] ---
    Hair root.
[03:27] ---
    The part of a hair embedded under the skin.
    The tissue where hair is developed.

[03:34] ---
    I've come to deliver your oxygen!
[03:36] ---
    Hey, thanks for your hard work.
[03:38] ---
    Okay, if you could put
    one of them down over there...
[03:41] ---
    Sure!
[03:48] ---
    And just leave the other one over there.
[03:51] ---
    U-Uh, right.
[03:56] ---
    Did we surprise you?
[03:58] ---
    We Hair Matrix Cells make hair
    by dividing over and over.
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    Hair Matrix Cells.
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    They receive nutrients and oxygen from the
    hair papilla, and divide to produce hair.

[04:12] ---
    Even if he's sick or burdened with stress,
[04:16] ---
    we still have to keep producing hair
    on a constant basis.
[04:19] ---
    It sure sounds like a tough job.
[04:21] ---
    Hey, it's what we know.
    From where I stand...
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    delivering oxygen day in and day out
    like you guys seems a lot tougher.
[04:29] ---
    Pigment Cell! This part's still white!
[04:33] ---
    Oh, sorry about that!
    I'll be right there.
[04:39] ---
    Pigment Cell.
[04:41] ---
    Also known as melanin, this cell produces
    the pigment that hair color is based on.

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    There are all kinds of jobs in this world.
[04:52] ---
    All right! Let's go!
[05:06] ---
    White Blood Cell...
[05:11] ---
    It's distracting to be watched.
[05:14] ---
    S-Sorry!
[05:18] ---
    You still haven't healed up yet.
    Are you sure you should be exercising so hard?
[05:23] ---
    This is nothing. It's rehab for me.
[05:27] ---
    It's just not in my nature to sit still.
[05:29] ---
    But...
[05:31] ---
    The gonococci battle left the White Blood Cells
    short-handed. I have to get back into action soon.
[05:39] ---
    Well, please don't overdo it.
[05:41] ---
    Right.
[05:43] ---
    I guess I'll be on my way now.
[05:45] ---
    Come to think of it,
[05:47] ---
    you really helped me out the other day.
[05:51] ---
    What you said really saved me.
[05:54] ---
    Pus is proof that White Blood Cells
    fought with their lives on the line!

[05:58] ---
    Even if others fear them and find fault with them,
    they never say a word of complaint.

[06:05] ---
    They go on fighting for this body. For us cells.
    It's proof that White Blood Cell fought for us!

[06:11] ---
    So, how could it be dirty?
[06:15] ---
    Thanks to you,
    I was able to fight to the end. Thanks.
[06:19] ---
    O-Oh, hey, please!
[06:21] ---
    Just watching you and the other cells fight so hard
    in this deplorable code black environment
[06:28] ---
    made me realize that I have to give it
    my all, too! That's why...
[06:32] ---
    Wait, sorry if I sound arrogant!
    All I want to say is...
[06:38] ---
    let's keep working together
    to build a great world!
[06:42] ---
    Yeah.
[06:44] ---
    Let's do that.
[06:48] ---
    LYMPHATIC VESSEL
[06:57] ---
    Someone's having a good time, I see.
[07:01] ---
    Thanks to that pathetic fight you White Blood Cells
    put up against the gonococci,
[07:06] ---
    we have to go into battle
    every single day now.
[07:09] ---
    You don't have to be that way! White Blood Cell
    put everything on the line to fight hard—
[07:13] ---
    It's all right.
[07:15] ---
    There's no question that we're putting
    a lot of strain on the Killer T Cells.
[07:20] ---
    So, it's not lost on you, then.
[07:22] ---
    Whoops! We don't have time to chat
    with a useless cell like you. Let's go.
[07:33] ---
    White Blood Cell...
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    Don't look at me like that.
[07:37] ---
    No matter what anyone says to me,
    as long as there's peace in this world, it's all good.
[07:41] ---
    I'm just going to do what I can do
    for the sake of that peace. That's all.
[07:48] ---
    I guess you're right.
[07:52] ---
    Invasion of foreign substance in the blood vessels
    near the nasal cavity detected!
[07:55] ---
    Send out the Killer T Cells now!
[07:58] ---
    But they just returned from that battle
    with the virus-infected cells.
[08:03] ---
    After fighting on consecutive days,
    the Killer T Cells' exhaustion is building up.
[08:07] ---
    Maybe you could at least request backup
    from the White Blood Cells and Macrophages—
[08:11] ---
    There's no need for that!
[08:13] ---
    The Killer T Cells
    are the Lymphocytes' elite forces!
[08:17] ---
    This body's last line of defense
    against outside enemies.
[08:20] ---
    Even if they're suffering
    from built-up fatigue,
[08:22] ---
    this is a golden opportunity for them to
    flex their muscles as the all-powerful T Cells!
[08:28] ---
    As long as a foreign substance exists
    in this world, our job is to eliminate it! That's it—
[08:35] ---
    Are you all right?
[08:36] ---
    Commander Helper T,
    you should get some rest, too.
[08:39] ---
    Shut up! Don't order me around!
[08:42] ---
    To fight as long as we're able to...
[08:45] ---
    it's for the sake of this world!
[08:47] ---
    Mobilize, Killer T Cells!
[08:49] ---
    Eliminate, eliminate, eliminate, eliminate
    those foreign substances out of existence!
[08:56] ---
    If push comes to shove,
    we've got an ace-in-the-hole.
[09:00] ---
    PLATELETS
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    Eliminate the foreign substances.
    Eliminate the foreign substances.
[09:07] ---
    Eliminate the foreign substances.
    Eliminate the foreign substances.
[09:13] ---
    The Killer T Cells aren't like their usual selves.
[09:17] ---
    They were kind of scary!
[09:19] ---
    Huh? Those Killer T Cells
    always had scary faces!
[09:24] ---
    But it seemed like something
    was goading them on.
[09:28] ---
    Don't worry about other cells!
    Just work!
[09:31] ---
    - Okay.
    - Okay.
[09:36] ---
    Did you hear? Thanks to the Killer T Cells
    coming up big again,
[09:39] ---
    the virus that invaded the nasal cavity
    just got destroyed.
[09:43] ---
    Amazing.
[09:45] ---
    But doesn't it seem like the Killer T Cells
    are being overworked lately?
[09:50] ---
    I'm sure there isn't a single cell in this body
    who isn't being overworked.
[09:56] ---
    Here, too, huh?
[09:57] ---
    The blood vessel's are clogged up
    with bad cholesterol.
[10:01] ---
    These days, the circulation in the crown is so bad,
    it takes a huge effort to get to the hair roots.
[10:07] ---
    All of you working near the crown...
[10:10] ---
    This is Helper T Cell.
[10:11] ---
    What's this?
[10:13] ---
    There's some ongoing trouble in the crown
    at this time, but the Killer T Cells have mobilized.
[10:19] ---
    Sorry to cause you all worry...
[10:21] ---
    but let's do our jobs
    to eliminate the enemy without fail!

[10:26] ---
    Trouble in the crown area?
[10:28] ---
    Maybe a potent virus snuck in.
[10:31] ---
    Oh well, if the Killer T Cells are on it,
    we should be fine.
[10:37] ---
    I guess so.
[10:42] ---
    Hey, this capillary over here looks viable!
[10:46] ---
    PORES
    HAIR ROOT
[10:47] ---
    Kinda hot in here, isn't it?
[10:49] ---
    Were the hair roots always like this?
[10:51] ---
    No, I was just here,
    and it wasn't like this at all.
[10:56] ---
    Hot!
[10:58] ---
    Wh-What's going on here?
[11:02] ---
    Is this hair root inflamed?
[11:10] ---
    Is this hair root inflamed?
[11:18] ---
    Help...
[11:19] ---
    us...
[11:21] ---
    Hair Matrix Cell!
[11:22] ---
    Are you all right?
[11:26] ---
    What the heck happened?
    Did you get attacked by a germ?
[11:30] ---
    It wasn't a germ or a virus.
[11:40] ---
    Killer T Cell?
[11:43] ---
    Thank goodness!
[11:44] ---
    Please help us! It looks
    like Hair Matrix Cell's under attack!
[11:48] ---
    Do something about this, will you?
[11:49] ---
    Sure, I'll eliminate the foreign substances.
[11:52] ---
    The foreign substances...
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    What are you doing, Killer T Cell?
[12:04] ---
    What am I doing?
[12:05] ---
    Isn't it obvious?
[12:07] ---
    I'm eliminating foreign substances
    to protect this body from outside enemies!
[12:13] ---
    That's our job as Killer T Cells!
[12:21] ---
    What's going on here?
[12:24] ---
    Outside enemies?
[12:26] ---
    The Hair Matrix Cells are our friends!
[12:28] ---
    Why would you attack a cell
    who's on your side?
[12:32] ---
    I-I'm begging you to stop!
[12:35] ---
    What did we ever do to you?
[12:39] ---
    Out of my way!
    Are you a foreign substance, too?
[12:43] ---
    Pigment Cell! Are you okay?
[12:46] ---
    What in the world is...
[12:48] ---
    We don't have a clue, either.
    There are no outside enemies here.
[12:53] ---
    And yet, the Killer T Cells
    came out of nowhere, attacking us.
[12:57] ---
    And now, they're destroying this hair root.
[13:10] ---
    The hair is falling out!
[13:12] ---
    Oh... The fruits of our labor...
[13:17] ---
    Please, that's enough, Killer T Cell!
[13:20] ---
    Eliminate all foreign substances...
    eliminate all foreign substances...
[13:26] ---
    S-Somebody!
    Somebody, please stop them!
[13:30] ---
    Where's Helper T Cell?
[13:32] ---
    The one who gives all the orders...
    What's Helper T Cell doing?
[13:36] ---
    Foreign substances must be eliminated...
[13:38] ---
    Foreign substances must be eliminated!
[13:41] ---
    Hold on a second!
    Commander Helper T!
[13:44] ---
    Is that you, Dendritic Cell?
    What do you want?
[13:47] ---
    Dendritic Cells.
[13:49] ---
    Their role is to present bacteria
    that have invaded the body

[13:51] ---
    and fragments of viral infection cells
    as antigens,

[13:55] ---
    and to notify other Immune System Cells.
[13:59] ---
    Please cease the attack
    on the hair root for now!
[14:02] ---
    What did you say?
[14:03] ---
    There's a chance that you could be attacking
    the Hair Matrix Cells right now!
[14:07] ---
    Hair Matrix Cells?
    No way in hell!
[14:09] ---
    A cell that divides at that blistering pace...
    What else could it be but a Cancer Cell?
[14:13] ---
    Don't forget, Hair Matrix Cells
    also divide and multiply vigorously.
[14:18] ---
    If you could just check first—
[14:20] ---
    There's no time for that now!
[14:22] ---
    Under these stressful conditions,
[14:24] ---
    letting a single virus or Cancer Cell
    slip through would be catastrophic!
[14:28] ---
    We have to protect this body!
[14:31] ---
    Can you protect it?
    Can you carry this weight?
[14:37] ---
    Eliminate all foreign substances!
[14:38] ---
    Eradicate all red-flag characters
    from this body!
[14:46] ---
    The hair...
[14:47] ---
    The hair we created together is falling out.
[14:51] ---
    Spot baldness.
[14:53] ---
    It's triggered when the body's defenses,
    the Killer T Cells,

[14:57] ---
    mistakenly attack the hair root's auto antigens.
[15:03] ---
    It's an autoimmune disorder.
[15:05] ---
    Causes include psychological stress.
[15:10] ---
    Please stop!
[15:12] ---
    Scurrying around like mice!
[15:14] ---
    Is it you? Are you the Cancer Cell?
[15:16] ---
    I-I'm not!
[15:18] ---
    Eliminate!
[15:20] ---
    Nothing's getting through to him at all!
[15:23] ---
    H-He's totally lost it!
    Let's get out of here!
[15:28] ---
    No matter what anyone says to me,
    as long as there's peace in this world, it's all good.

[15:33] ---
    I'm just going to do what I can do
    for the sake of that peace. That's all.

[15:41] ---
    Let's deliver.
[15:44] ---
    We're going to deliver
    as much oxygen as we can!
[15:46] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
    At a time like this?
[15:49] ---
    All the more at a time like this!
    If we do nothing, all the hair will end up falling out!
[15:54] ---
    We're going to deliver oxygen
    to the hair root and revitalize it!
[15:58] ---
    That's what we can do right now
    for the sake of the peace of this world!
[16:04] ---
    What are you doing?
    You still haven't wiped out those Cancer Cells?
[16:11] ---
    We're going to use our ace-in-the-hole.
[16:13] ---
    Ace-in-the-hole?
[16:15] ---
    We're secreting cytokines
    onto the Killer T Cells!
[16:18] ---
    But if you do that—
[16:19] ---
    Out of my way!
[16:22] ---
    We're the strongest cells,
    so we can't mess up!
[16:25] ---
    We have to wipe out all foreign substances
    from this body to protect it!
[16:30] ---
    Work, work, work until you drop!
[16:38] ---
    Cytokines.
[16:40] ---
    Substances used to stimulate
    or inhibit the actions of Immune Cells.

[16:45] ---
    Helper T Cells use cytokines
    to stimulate Killer T Cells.

[16:52] ---
    That's right.
    We've got to dig in and fight...
[16:56] ---
    To protect this body...
    To protect everyone...
[17:00] ---
    That's our...
[17:03] ---
    That's our job!
[17:08] ---
    Hey! This is looking really bad!
[17:11] ---
    There are still some intact hairs over here!
[17:15] ---
    Hey! Did you hear what I said?
    That's it! You're on your own now!
[17:19] ---
    Please bring the oxygen here!
[17:21] ---
    Let's protect this hair root together!
[17:40] ---
    We have to do the job that we can do!
[17:43] ---
    To work like our lives depend on it,
    to protect this body...

[17:47] ---
    we have to deliver this oxygen!
[17:51] ---
    That's it. That's what I like to see.
[17:54] ---
    Work! For the sake of this body!
[17:58] ---
    Killer T Cell's just seeing his own job
    through to the end, that's all!

[18:03] ---
    For this world, for us all...
[18:06] ---
    So, how... How did he end up like this?
[18:09] ---
    Hey, help!
[18:11] ---
    What's that?
[18:12] ---
    I don't know! When I tried to make a run for it,
    a whole bunch came tumbling in!
[18:19] ---
    We have arrived at our target destination.
[18:23] ---
    Wh-What the heck is that thing?
[18:25] ---
    Arrived.
[18:28] ---
    Target cell confirmed.
[18:31] ---
    Now eliminating.
[18:33] ---
    - What the cell...
    - Stand your ground!
[18:35] ---
    Foreign substances must be eliminated!
[18:40] ---
    Crap!
[18:49] ---
    Wh-What the cell is that?
[18:52] ---
    I found a match in my data!
    Those are steroids!
[18:55] ---
    Did you say "steroids"?
[18:59] ---
    Target cell confirmed.
[19:02] ---
    Now eliminating.
[19:04] ---
    Steroids.
[19:06] ---
    A medicine with powerful anti-inflammatory
    and immunosuppressive effects.

[19:11] ---
    Highly effective in suppressing
    allergic reactions.

[19:15] ---
    In the case of spot balding,
    steroids suppress cytokine-secreting T Cells.

[19:20] ---
    Back off!
    Why should we be eliminated?
[19:24] ---
    After all we've done for this body!
[19:28] ---
    Now eliminating.
[19:37] ---
    Let me go!
    Don't get in the way of my work!
[19:39] ---
    Let me go!
[19:41] ---
    Everyone, that way! Please deliver
    that oxygen now while you can!
[19:45] ---
    Let me go! I'm going to eliminate
    all foreign substances!
[19:48] ---
    It's up to us to get it done!
    It's up to us!
[19:54] ---
    Hey! It's dangerous to go near him!
[19:57] ---
    Killer T Cell...
[20:00] ---
    That's enough.
[20:02] ---
    You don't have to work anymore.
[20:06] ---
    Don't have to work?
[20:10] ---
    You've already worked more than enough
    to protect this world.
[20:15] ---
    There's no one
    who would ever fault you for that.
[20:20] ---
    Is that right?
[20:25] ---
    So, I don't have to work anymore, huh?
[20:32] ---
    I don't... have to work any...
[20:47] ---
    I believed that if I gave it my all
    and worked like crazy...

[20:51] ---
    then this deplorable,
    code black environment would get better.

[20:57] ---
    Wh-What happened to me?
[21:00] ---
    But is that really true, I wonder.
[21:08] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[21:09] ---
    All right.
[21:10] ---
    Did you hear about the spot balding incident
    with hair loss from the crown?
[21:15] ---
    Yeah, I heard.
[21:16] ---
    The T Cells went bonkers from overwork and
    started assaulting the Hair Matrix Cells, right?
[21:21] ---
    Seriously, what's going to happen to this body?
[21:29] ---
    Run!
[21:30] ---
    There's something in the urinary tract!
[21:35] ---
    The urine...
[21:41] ---
    It's turning bright red!
[21:46] ---
    Where is this world heading?
[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:19] ---
    This is the organ of silence.
[23:22] ---
    No matter what the conditions,
    you have to work without a word.
[23:22] ---
    KIDNEYS
[23:25] ---
    A one-centimeter stone...
[23:25] ---
    KIDNEY STONES
[23:27] ---
    What are we supposed to do?
[23:28] ---
    What's wrong with complaining?
[23:29] ---
    TEARS
[23:31] ---
    Just listen to what they're trying to say!
[23:31] ---
    KIDNEYS, KIDNEY STONES, AND TEARS

E6 - Kidneys, Kidney Stones, and Tears

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    Run!
[00:05] ---
    There's something in the urinary tract!
[00:10] ---
    The urine...
[00:13] ---
    is bright red with blood.
[00:17] ---
    I've never seen anything this massive.
[00:21] ---
    What should we do?
[00:23] ---
    There's nothing...
[00:25] ---
    that we can do!
[02:03] ---
    EPISODE 6:
    KIDNEYS, KIDNEY STONES, AND TEARS
[02:07] ---
    Yo! Good work!
[02:08] ---
    Where are you heading back from?
[02:10] ---
    The small intestine.
    They just yelled at me to bring more oxygen.
[02:14] ---
    Seems like nobody has enough.
[02:16] ---
    Oh well, let's do our part
    and deliver as much as we can.
[02:24] ---
    What's going on here?
[02:26] ---
    The waste is all backed up
    because of dehydration.
[02:30] ---
    We're seeing more and more
    of these blood vessels lately, huh—
[02:34] ---
    Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[02:39] ---
    Are you okay?
[02:44] ---
    I could've fallen!
    Hey, what do you think you're doing?
[02:47] ---
    Well, I don't want to be
    the only one getting dirty!
[02:49] ---
    Stay away from me! Whoa!
[02:54] ---
    Oh man! Come on!
    Stop fooling around!
[02:57] ---
    Your face is a mess.
[03:00] ---
    So is yours.
[03:07] ---
    Jeez, thanks to you, I'm sticky all over.
    It feels disgusting!
[03:12] ---
    My bad!
[03:13] ---
    But the kidneys
    aren't too far from here, right?
[03:16] ---
    Let's go get cleaned up.
[03:18] ---
    Hey, good idea!
[03:21] ---
    NEPHRON
[03:24] ---
    This is it!
[03:26] ---
    The liver's a fun place, too, but the Glomeruli here
    have a kind of grace. That's what I like about it!
[03:34] ---
    TALKING IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
[03:35] ---
    Thanks for looking after me today, Glomerulus.
[03:39] ---
    The Glomeruli.
[03:41] ---
    Their job is to filter the blood.
[03:47] ---
    Hello there! Here I am again!
    Take good care of me today, okay?
[03:51] ---
    How have you been?
    I'm grungier than usual today, huh?
[03:56] ---
    I suppose so.
[03:57] ---
    Yeah, but wouldn't you say
    that's the measure of a working man?
[04:00] ---
    Thank you so much
    for all your hard work.
[04:02] ---
    Hey, you there!
[04:04] ---
    You need to move your hands,
    not your mouth!
[04:09] ---
    TALKING IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
[04:10] ---
    Uh, sorry about that.
[04:15] ---
    The kidneys.
[04:17] ---
    Organs made up of approximately
    one million nephrons,

[04:20] ---
    each of which are comprised
    of renal tubules attached to Glomeruli...

[04:24] ---
    which filter the blood.
[04:27] ---
    Urine is the by-product
    of this filtering process.

[04:32] ---
    Hey, hey! I'm still not clean!
    Do a better job of washing it off!
[04:37] ---
    I'm so sorry.
[04:38] ---
    For heaven's sake, we're the ones
    running around all day, and we're exhausted!
[04:42] ---
    Unlike you people who do nothing
    but stand around like statues!
[04:47] ---
    That's no way to talk.
[04:50] ---
    We're used to it.
[04:52] ---
    It's fine.
[04:58] ---
    Well, I appreciate it.
[05:01] ---
    All that you Glomeruli do for us...
[05:04] ---
    24/7, 365 days a year...
[05:07] ---
    you keep filtering the blood for us.
[05:10] ---
    It's thanks to you that we can
    deliver oxygen in a clean state.
[05:18] ---
    Not to mention, the blood's been all gooey lately,
    so I'm sure you've been busy.
[05:24] ---
    Overeating... Overdrinking...
[05:28] ---
    This body's blood vessels are so clogged up,
[05:31] ---
    it's only a matter of time
    before something happens.
[05:34] ---
    On top of that,
    there's been a rise in oxalic acid lately...
[05:39] ---
    because of that... Th-The... You know—
[05:41] ---
    Hey you!
[05:42] ---
    What are you doing,
    prattling on and on like that?
[05:45] ---
    I'm sorry!
[05:46] ---
    Enough with the idle chatter!
    Get to work!
[05:49] ---
    Right.
[05:50] ---
    I'm so sorry.
    It's my fault for talking so much.
[05:54] ---
    Um...
[05:56] ---
    Please be careful when you pass by the ureter.
[06:00] ---
    The ureter?
[06:04] ---
    Oh boy! Talk about refreshing!
[06:07] ---
    Wanna go again
    after we're done with this round?
[06:09] ---
    I don't think we should rely
    on the Glomeruli too much.
[06:13] ---
    You saw how they were working
    so hard in silence.
[06:15] ---
    You're no fun! What a straight arrow!
[06:22] ---
    Do you hear that weird sound?
[06:24] ---
    Huh?
[06:25] ---
    This is near the ureter, right?
[06:28] ---
    Isn't this where the urine
    that the kidneys just produced comes through?
[06:32] ---
    No. It sounds like something's stuck.
[06:36] ---
    Please be careful when you pass by the ureter.
[06:45] ---
    The wall!
[06:51] ---
    Wh-What the cell are those?
[06:56] ---
    The ureter's been ruptured!
[06:57] ---
    The foreign object is still lodged inside!
[06:59] ---
    Not looking good for spontaneous passage!
[07:02] ---
    A one-centimeter stone?
[07:04] ---
    How are we supposed to deal with that?
[07:07] ---
    Kidney stones.
[07:08] ---
    The most common types of kidney stones
    are calcium oxalate stones,

[07:14] ---
    formed when the oxalic acid and calcium in the
    waste filtered by kidneys crystalize in the urine.

[07:20] ---
    Stones that are larger than one centimeter
    are harder to pass naturally.

[07:29] ---
    The tear in the ureter is spreading!
[07:31] ---
    Everybody, run! Please run!
[07:38] ---
    It's going to start bleeding!
[07:45] ---
    Gross hematuria.
[07:47] ---
    When massive amounts
    of Red Blood Cells enter the urine

[07:50] ---
    until it can be perceived as red
    by the naked eye.

[07:52] ---
    When it's negligible and doesn't appear red
    to the naked eye,

[07:56] ---
    it's called "microscopic hematuria"
    or "uric blood."

[08:00] ---
    This is messed up!
[08:01] ---
    If we don't get out of here,
    we'll end up getting swept away, too!
[08:04] ---
    Acute pain has been triggered!
[08:06] ---
    Both the heart rate
    and blood pressure are rising!
[08:09] ---
    Kidney stones are sometimes accompanied
    by pain so severe,

[08:13] ---
    they're known as the "King of Pain."
[08:16] ---
    The kidney's internal pressure is rising!
[08:18] ---
    It's now affecting the cellular structure!
[08:27] ---
    Gran—
[08:28] ---
    Not another word out of you!
[08:30] ---
    Listen to me. These kidneys
    are known as "silent organs."
[08:34] ---
    Whatever happens,
    whining has no place here!
[08:36] ---
    We've got to go on working in silence!
[08:39] ---
    Even if the kidneys start to malfunction,
    symptoms are often hard to detect.

[08:45] ---
    Hence they're known as "silent organs."
[08:56] ---
    Are you all right?
[08:57] ---
    Yeah.
[09:06] ---
    It stopped.
[09:10] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?
[09:12] ---
    If it stays stuck in here,
    the pain's only going to spread!
[09:17] ---
    We have to get rid of this,
    for the Glomeruli's sake, too!
[09:22] ---
    Huh? If that thing starts moving,
[09:24] ---
    it could rip through the ureter again,
    and then, we'd end up in the urine!
[09:31] ---
    There it is again. You're so predictable.
[09:38] ---
    Ah, all right.
[09:43] ---
    - Wh-What's this?
    - What's going on?
[09:45] ---
    Something just entered via the urethra!
[09:48] ---
    What?
[09:51] ---
    URINE
[09:51] ---
    And now, it's blowing past the bladder, wrenching
    open the check valve and entering the ureter!
[09:56] ---
    It's reached the kidney stone!
[10:07] ---
    What's this? What's this sound?
    Is it coming from inside the ureter?
[10:13] ---
    Wh-What the cell?
[10:18] ---
    Transurethral ureteroscopic lithotripsy.
[10:21] ---
    A surgical method for smashing kidney stones with
    lasers by inserting an endoscope into the urethra.

[10:27] ---
    It's all crushed up.
[10:32] ---
    Th-The fragments of the stone
    are flowing away!
[10:35] ---
    - Are you all right?
    - Hey...
[10:37] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[10:38] ---
    White Blood Cell! So, you came to help?
[10:42] ---
    You couldn't look more thrilled, rookie.
[10:44] ---
    And we're not even on your radar!
[10:47] ---
    Oh, hey, no, I didn't mean to...
[10:50] ---
    There's no time for idle chatter.
    We're taking you to a place that escaped damage.
[10:54] ---
    Okay!
[10:56] ---
    Platelets, we're leaving the rest to you!
[10:58] ---
    Sure thing! Let us handle this!
[10:58] ---
    PLATELETS
[11:01] ---
    There won't be any more stones
    coming this way, right?
[11:03] ---
    Like a really huge one?
[11:06] ---
    If something like that happened,
    we'd end up in the urine, too.
[11:08] ---
    Who cares?
    If it happens, it happens!
[11:11] ---
    Just get to work so that it doesn't happen!
[11:14] ---
    Okay.
[11:16] ---
    The Platelets are having a tough time, too.
[11:23] ---
    White Blood Cell,
    are you good to work now?
[11:26] ---
    I think I'm in even better shape than before.
[11:29] ---
    Really?
[11:30] ---
    Well, that thing that was stuck in the ureter
    got smashed up and washed away,
[11:33] ---
    so I guess it's all good now.
[11:36] ---
    But it's still too early to relax.
[11:39] ---
    Huh?
[11:40] ---
    That's right.
[11:41] ---
    If we White Blood Cells
    are gathered in one spot...
[11:46] ---
    That means that something's been detected.
[11:56] ---
    If we make our way back
    through this tube,
[11:59] ---
    we can go all the way in!
[12:03] ---
    Germs are heading this way
    through the urethra?
[12:05] ---
    Yes. They're using the tube that was inserted
    into this body to make their way in.
[12:10] ---
    Meaning that they're on their way
    to where the Glomeruli are.
[12:15] ---
    The kidneys.
[12:18] ---
    The bacteria has invaded
    the bladder via the tube!
[12:22] ---
    How can this be happening?
[12:24] ---
    Normally, the check valve
    would protect it,
[12:27] ---
    making it hard for external bacteria
    to reenter from the urethra.
[12:32] ---
    Yes, but right now the tube that smashed
    that kidney stone is inserted into the ureter,
[12:37] ---
    so the bacteria can use it
    to infiltrate all the way in.
[12:41] ---
    Is such a thing even possible?
[12:43] ---
    To our knowledge, it would only happen
    in extremely rare cases.
[12:47] ---
    So, this body's been abandoned
    by luck, even?
[12:50] ---
    At this time, the bacteria have reached
    the bladder. If they breach the ureter...
[12:56] ---
    it could cause acute pyelonephritis!
[12:59] ---
    Acute pyelonephritis.
[13:02] ---
    An infection of the renal pelvis
    where the kidneys store urine,

[13:05] ---
    triggered by a backflow of bacteria
    from the urine.

[13:10] ---
    Unless treated properly,
[13:13] ---
    the bacteria can invade
    the bloodstream or even cause sepsis.

[13:18] ---
    If the germs climb all the way up here...
[13:25] ---
    They're here.
[13:26] ---
    Huh?
[13:30] ---
    Whoa! Are you kidding me?
[13:32] ---
    You two get away from here.
[13:37] ---
    Let's go.
[13:41] ---
    Everyone, attack mode.
[13:44] ---
    We can't let them get past us!
[13:48] ---
    Whatever it takes, annihilate them!
[13:50] ---
    Charge!
[13:55] ---
    Hey, where are you going?
[13:57] ---
    To the kidney!
[13:58] ---
    Huh? Why would you go there?
[14:01] ---
    Those germs are heading toward the kidney!
    Didn't you hear White Blood Cell—
[14:05] ---
    That's why we're going!
[14:06] ---
    Hey, are you serious?
[14:09] ---
    Hey! Wait up, will you!
[14:16] ---
    Hey, you're on a roll!
[14:18] ---
    Well, I haven't fought in a while,
    so I'm bursting with all this extra energy.
[14:22] ---
    Still...
[14:23] ---
    talk about outnumbered!
[14:26] ---
    Well, we did get decimated
    in that gonococci battle.
[14:30] ---
    The White Blood Cells are struggling!
[14:32] ---
    At this rate, it's only a matter of time
    before the kidney's breached!
[14:35] ---
    Did you call on the Macrophages for backup?
[14:37] ---
    I did. However...
[14:40] ---
    it will be a while before they get there.
[14:43] ---
    Macrophages.
[14:45] ---
    They advance at a slower speed
    than White Blood Cells.

[14:49] ---
    If worst comes to worst,
    we'll have to abandon the kidney.
[14:53] ---
    What?
[14:55] ---
    The body has two kidneys.
[14:57] ---
    Even if one is lost...
[14:58] ---
    the body can still survive.
[15:01] ---
    If that were to happen...
[15:03] ---
    what would become of the Glomeruli
    who work in the abandoned kidney?
[15:06] ---
    I said it was the worst case scenario!
[15:09] ---
    Hang in there to ensure
    it doesn't end up that way, White Blood Cells!
[15:24] ---
    Pyuria.
[15:25] ---
    When bacteria invades the urinary tract,
    triggering inflammation,

[15:29] ---
    leading to White Blood Cells permeating the urine
    which gives it a cloudy appearance.

[15:35] ---
    We don't have
    enough White Blood Cells as it is!
[15:40] ---
    Everybody!
[15:41] ---
    The germs are closing in!
[15:43] ---
    Hide!
[15:46] ---
    Not happening! Get back to work!
[15:48] ---
    Gran...
[15:50] ---
    It's an emergency!
    This is no time to be talking like—
[15:53] ---
    This is a silent organ.
[15:56] ---
    We've got to go on working in silence
    no matter what!
[16:03] ---
    Please...
[16:04] ---
    don't push them any harder
    than you already are.
[16:08] ---
    Just let them...
[16:10] ---
    Just let them complain a little now and then!
[16:13] ---
    Listen to what they have to say!
[16:20] ---
    You're really overstepping.
[16:21] ---
    What?
[16:22] ---
    We have our own way of doing things.
[16:25] ---
    I'll thank you not to butt in!
[16:29] ---
    She's right.
    This has nothing to do with us.
[16:32] ---
    Come on, let's go.
[16:34] ---
    I-If I may, Gran...
[16:39] ---
    It's true that you're strict, Gran,
    but you taught us everything about our work,
[16:45] ---
    so we're all very grateful to you.
[16:47] ---
    And we do understand
    that you're strict with us because you care.
[16:54] ---
    So, we have no intention
    of complaining or whining.
[16:58] ---
    Even so...
[17:00] ---
    Even so...
[17:03] ---
    there are times
    when we want to just cry!
[17:12] ---
    The germs got this far?
[17:20] ---
    Look out!
[17:28] ---
    Gran?
[17:40] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[17:46] ---
    I couldn't hold them back in the ureter.
[17:50] ---
    But I won't let them
    get any farther than this.
[17:55] ---
    Gran! Gran!
[17:58] ---
    Gran, I'm so sorry.
    If it wasn't... If it wasn't for me...
[18:04] ---
    Are you okay?
[18:05] ---
    But why?
[18:07] ---
    Forgive me for always giving you all
    such a hard time.
[18:14] ---
    At least, I got to make up for it
    in the end. Thank goodness.
[18:18] ---
    Don't talk like this is the end! Gran!
[18:21] ---
    I want you to keep on teaching us
    all about the kidneys!
[18:27] ---
    Gran!
[18:31] ---
    Wh-What is it, Gran?
[18:35] ---
    Get to work.
[18:39] ---
    You're still Kidney Cells.
[18:43] ---
    It's up to the rest of you
    who are left to get it done.
[18:48] ---
    Humans are born
    with approximately two million Glomeruli...

[18:53] ---
    but these numbers gradually dwindle, as once
    damaged, the Glomeruli can't regenerate.

[18:59] ---
    Unless we keep working, this body
    will soon be riddled with waste products.
[19:07] ---
    We're a silent organ.
[19:12] ---
    Get to work... in silence.
[19:15] ---
    You have to... work.
[19:32] ---
    Thank you!
[19:34] ---
    Still...
[19:36] ---
    Yeah.
[19:37] ---
    No matter how many of them we slash,
    more and more keep popping up!
[19:44] ---
    What's that?
[19:47] ---
    Target identified. Now disinfecting.
[19:54] ---
    New quinolone antibacterial drug.
[19:57] ---
    Drugs that act as bactericides
    by inhibiting DNA gyrase activity.

[20:03] ---
    Effective against urinary, intestinal
    and respiratory infections.

[20:11] ---
    The antibiotics have arrived!
[20:13] ---
    Looks like the cells will be able to hold on!
[20:15] ---
    Is that right?
[20:22] ---
    If we keep barely coming out on top
    in these battles, one of these days...

[20:34] ---
    Come this way, please.
[20:35] ---
    - Huh?
    - Huh?
[20:37] ---
    Please wash off all those
    waste products and freshen up.
[20:44] ---
    We're going to go all around the body now.
[20:48] ---
    But look how soiled you are.
    You shouldn't.
[20:51] ---
    We'll be totally fine
    for just one round, right?
[20:53] ---
    Huh?
[20:54] ---
    - Let's go.
    - Uh, yeah, I guess.
[21:02] ---
    Even if it's just for a split second,
[21:04] ---
    go ahead and cry your eyes out.
[21:06] ---
    For your Gran's sake, too.
[21:09] ---
    Huh! Acting so cool...
[21:12] ---
    That's not what that was about.
[21:15] ---
    Once again, it really hit home.
[21:22] ---
    That even if you're suffering,
[21:24] ---
    and let yourself complain about it,
[21:26] ---
    there's nothing you can do.
[21:27] ---
    That's what a code black environment is.
[21:32] ---
    Even so...
[21:34] ---
    I...
[21:40] ---
    I'm feeling that power surge!
[21:42] ---
    Awesome! Who knew that there was
    still a heaven in this world?
[21:46] ---
    This totally rocks!
[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:20] ---
    Here it comes!
    I can feel it surging!
[23:22] ---
    CAFFEINE
[23:24] ---
    This is manna from heaven.
[23:25] ---
    TEMPTATION
[23:27] ---
    Even if I'm right next to him...
[23:28] ---
    JEALOUSY
[23:29] ---
    all I ever do is try to run away.
[23:31] ---
    CAFFEINE, TEMPTATION, AND JEALOUSY

E7 - Caffeine, Temptation, and Jealousy

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[00:02] ---
    I've come to deliver your oxygen!
[00:05] ---
    CELL
[00:05] ---
    Right. Thanks for all your hard work!
[00:08] ---
    If you could stamp this receipt here, please...
[00:12] ---
    RECEIVED
[00:13] ---
    Thank you very much!
[00:19] ---
    I'm wiped. I think I'll take a break.
[00:26] ---
    Someone's working his tail off.
[00:29] ---
    All right.
[00:31] ---
    I guess I'll make some energy.
[00:37] ---
    Whoa!
[00:42] ---
    A-Are you all right?
[00:44] ---
    S-Somebody help me!
[00:46] ---
    Whoa!
[00:50] ---
    - It's all your fault!
    - Huh?
[00:52] ---
    It's because of that oxygen you delivered!
[02:32] ---
    EPISODE 7:
    CAFFEINE, TEMPTATION, AND JEALOUSY
[02:33] ---
    Did you hear?
[02:35] ---
    There was another accident!
[02:37] ---
    Yeah, you mean the kind
    where oxygen turns into ROS, right?
[02:41] ---
    Reactive Oxygen Species (ROS).
[02:43] ---
    A generic term for oxygen that's been altered
    into a highly reactive chemical compound.

[02:48] ---
    Highly oxidative,
    they can cause cellular aging.

[02:52] ---
    Scary, huh?
[02:54] ---
    We're not getting enough nutrients as it is.
    We can't go on like this.
[02:57] ---
    Hey! You there!
[03:00] ---
    I saw you! It was you who brought the oxygen
    to the cell who had that accident, right?
[03:05] ---
    Uh, y-yes.
[03:07] ---
    So, that was on you, right?
    Well, screw you! Get your act together!
[03:11] ---
    That's right! It turned into ROS
    because of your lousy handling, am I right?
[03:16] ---
    So, what are you going to do
    to make it right?
[03:18] ---
    Well...
[03:20] ---
    I think you have the wrong idea.
[03:22] ---
    Hey man...
[03:24] ---
    What we deliver is oxygen,
    no question about it.
[03:27] ---
    I'm told that when oxygen turns into ROS...
[03:30] ---
    it's almost always
    because of the body's internal environment.
[03:33] ---
    Risk factors for increased production of ROS
    include an inadequate supply of nutrients...

[03:37] ---
    such as Vitamin E,
    due to aging or improper diet,

[03:40] ---
    smoking and ultraviolet exposure.
[03:45] ---
    I get that you're all pretty worried,
    but instead of pointing fingers...
[03:48] ---
    why don't we all work together
    for the sake of this world?
[03:53] ---
    Oh, never mind. Let's go.
[03:57] ---
    Hey, I owe you one.
    You really know your stuff, huh?
[04:00] ---
    Well, this is the world we work in.
[04:03] ---
    But who knew that the oxygen we deliver
    could end up hurting the cells?
[04:09] ---
    Kind of hard to swallow, huh?
[04:12] ---
    Oh hey, we've got
    some place to be, remember?
[04:15] ---
    Yeah, the awards ceremony
    for rookie Red Blood Cells, was it?
[04:19] ---
    What a drag!
[04:21] ---
    You said it!
[04:24] ---
    And now, it gives me pleasure to announce...
[04:26] ---
    the winner of this term's Top Rookie Award,
    for delivering the most oxygen...
[04:30] ---
    AA2153, please join me on stage!
[04:33] ---
    What, me?
[04:38] ---
    Hey, isn't that your buddy? Wow!
[04:41] ---
    Yeah, uh...
[04:42] ---
    You're always hanging out with him, right?
[04:44] ---
    So, does that mean you're a hotshot, too?
[04:46] ---
    No, not me.
[04:49] ---
    Hey! This is looking really bad!
[04:52] ---
    That's it! You're on your own now!
[04:54] ---
    Right. I'm always...
[04:59] ---
    Let's get out of here!
[05:01] ---
    I'm not running.
[05:03] ---
    I can't allow myself to run away!
[05:08] ---
    Even if I'm right next to him,
    all I ever do is try to run away.

[05:14] ---
    Look how far he's left me behind.
[05:17] ---
    Congratulations!
[05:19] ---
    Please keep up the good work
    as the pride of your class!
[05:24] ---
    Yes, sir!
[05:25] ---
    And as for the disappointing few
    among you who missed their quotas,
[05:29] ---
    now that you're Red Blood Cells,
    delivering oxygen is all that matters.
[05:33] ---
    Follow this young man's example
    and deliver oxygen to the best of your ability.
[05:46] ---
    Pretty impressive, that buddy of yours.
    Top Rookie Award, huh?
[05:51] ---
    So, how did you do?
[05:52] ---
    Nothing to write home about.
[05:54] ---
    They should just do away
    with ceremonies like this, huh?
[05:57] ---
    They had them back in our day, too.
[05:59] ---
    It's probably just to let the higher-ups
    pat themselves on the back!
[06:02] ---
    The guys who get the awards
    might get a kick out of it,
[06:05] ---
    but for losers like us who miss quotas,
    it's hell, am I right?
[06:10] ---
    We know just how you feel.
[06:13] ---
    It's the same for us. We work our tails off,
    and our efforts go unacknowledged.
[06:19] ---
    So unfulfilling, huh?
[06:21] ---
    - Want to come with us?
    - Huh?
[06:24] ---
    You know, somewhere
    that'll give us a boost...
[06:27] ---
    Somewhere that'll give us a boost?
[06:29] ---
    You'll see when you get there.
[06:32] ---
    I...
[06:33] ---
    I think I'll pass.
[06:35] ---
    Jeez, he's no fun.
[06:39] ---
    Well, he'll join us one of these days.
[06:41] ---
    That kid is one of us.
[06:46] ---
    Good work.
[06:48] ---
    Uh, yeah.
[06:49] ---
    Where are you headed now?
[06:50] ---
    The Sebaceous Gland in a scalp pore.
[06:52] ---
    Same here.
[06:54] ---
    Is that right?
[06:57] ---
    Look, you don't have to slow down
    for my sake, okay?
[07:00] ---
    Since you're the Top Rookie and all.
[07:02] ---
    Hey, come on!
    That was just totally random.
[07:06] ---
    Just be happy about it
    because it's a great feat!
[07:09] ---
    Huh? Yeah. Sorry.
[07:12] ---
    Oh no. No need to apologize or anything.
[07:17] ---
    We haven't been here
    since the spot balding incident, huh?
[07:21] ---
    PORES
    HAIR ROOT
[07:21] ---
    I wonder how the Hair Matrix Cells are doing.
[07:26] ---
    Huh?
[07:28] ---
    There's no hair!
[07:30] ---
    Either the hair roots are closed
    or the hair's all thin.
[07:34] ---
    And the Hair Matrix Cells
    don't seem to have much energy.
[07:40] ---
    Hair Matrix Cell...
    Long time no see.
[07:42] ---
    Oh, it's you. Thanks again for helping us
    during the spot balding incident.
[07:47] ---
    Hasn't there been
    any hair growth since then?
[07:50] ---
    Yeah, well, there's actually been more hair loss
    thanks to poor circulation from stress.
[07:54] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[07:56] ---
    Um, how do I get to the Sebaceous Gland?
[07:59] ---
    Right, it's right above us.
    You can ride up on that.
[08:08] ---
    It's supposed to be
    at the top of these stairs.
[08:11] ---
    What, higher?
    And we have to take the stairs?
[08:21] ---
    What a workout,
    getting up these stairs.
[08:26] ---
    I'll carry some of those cylinders in your box.
[08:28] ---
    It's okay.
[08:30] ---
    Don't worry. I can handle it.
[08:32] ---
    I said it's okay. I mean it.
[08:34] ---
    You don't have to overdo it.
[08:35] ---
    Which part of "It's okay" don't you get?
[08:39] ---
    Fine.
[08:54] ---
    Hey, what's up with that?
[08:55] ---
    That's...
[08:57] ---
    ROS!
[08:58] ---
    What?
[09:02] ---
    Reactive Oxygen Species (ROS) attacks
    the Red Blood Cells' membranes,

[09:07] ---
    robbing them of their ability
    to transport oxygen.

[09:10] ---
    Let's get out of here!
[09:19] ---
    It looks like we're safe now!
[09:21] ---
    This sucks! What the heck is going on?
[09:24] ---
    SEBACEOUS GLAND
[09:24] ---
    This way.
[09:26] ---
    Okay.
[09:27] ---
    Whoa, it's all oily in here!
    What a filthy room!
[09:31] ---
    My apologies.
[09:34] ---
    Oh hey, so you're here!
    Sorry I said it was filthy.
[09:38] ---
    Please don't give it another thought.
[09:39] ---
    After all, it's true.
[09:42] ---
    Sebaceous Gland Cell.
[09:43] ---
    Divides repeatedly inside the Sebaceous Gland
    by the Pore, storing sebum.

[09:49] ---
    We've come to deliver your oxygen.
[09:52] ---
    I hate to trouble you,
    but if you could kindly set one down there
[09:54] ---
    and attach the other one outside...
[09:57] ---
    As the Sebaceous Gland is ready to burst,
    I can't move a muscle.
[10:01] ---
    Sure!
[10:07] ---
    Is that all right?
[10:09] ---
    Yes, I really appreciate it.
[10:10] ---
    Getting a delivery of fresh oxygen
    on my last day!
[10:14] ---
    What do you mean, your last day?
[10:17] ---
    You see, I'm retiring today.
[10:20] ---
    What?
[10:21] ---
    Not that I know how much
    I was able to contribute to this body...
[10:25] ---
    but somehow, I managed
    to see this job through to the end!
[10:28] ---
    Oh, would you like some tea?
    Please feel free to take a break here.
[10:33] ---
    Oh, please don't go to any trouble.
[10:35] ---
    I'm truly grateful
    to all you Red Blood Cells.
[10:39] ---
    Running all over this body
    is quite commendable.
[10:43] ---
    Oh no.
[10:45] ---
    Uh, Sebaceous Gland Cell,
    what kind of work did you do?
[10:49] ---
    It wasn't much of a job.
[10:51] ---
    All I ever did was store sebum here
    to protect the body and preserve moisture.
[10:57] ---
    Oh really?
    But that's such an important job!
[11:00] ---
    No, all I did was hole up in this room
    and wait for the sebum to build up.
[11:06] ---
    But now at last,
    I've stored a sufficient amount.
[11:11] ---
    And I can do something useful
    for this body.
[11:13] ---
    How are you going to
    transport all this sebum?
[11:17] ---
    I'm going to rupture myself along with
    this bag and scatter it outside this body.
[11:22] ---
    - What?
    - What?
[11:23] ---
    When a Sebaceous Gland dies,
[11:26] ---
    the expanded fat stored within it
    bursts simultaneously,

[11:29] ---
    and it leaks out of the pores,
    all over the skin.

[11:32] ---
    But if you do that, then you'll...
[11:36] ---
    Forgive me. It seems like my time is up.
[11:40] ---
    As it wouldn't do to expose you
    to such a filthy sight, if you please...
[11:44] ---
    Oh, right.
[11:45] ---
    Let's go.
[11:50] ---
    Now then, as this is my grand exit...
[11:53] ---
    I just hope this won't generate any ROS.
[12:02] ---
    Sebaceous Gland Cell...
[12:08] ---
    That's ROS!
[12:10] ---
    It's the one I delivered!
[12:13] ---
    What's this smell?
    My eyes are stinging!
[12:15] ---
    It stinks!
[12:16] ---
    Nonenal detected in a scalp pore!
[12:19] ---
    It's producing an acrid odor!
[12:20] ---
    An acrid odor from a scalp pore?
[12:24] ---
    Body odor from aging?
[12:26] ---
    Body odor from aging.
[12:28] ---
    When the palmitoleic acid contained in the fat
    secreted by the Sebaceous Glands is oxidized by ROS,

[12:35] ---
    it's converted into a substance called "nonenal,"
    generating body odor.

[12:40] ---
    What the cell is this smell?
[12:42] ---
    My eyes!
[12:45] ---
    - It's my fault!
    - Huh?
[12:47] ---
    Sebaceous Gland Cell put his life
    on the line to do this job...
[12:51] ---
    but because the oxygen I delivered
    turned into ROS again—
[12:55] ---
    It's not your fault! There's another reason
    why there's more ROS.
[12:58] ---
    Has this ever happened to you?
    Has any oxygen you delivered turned into ROS?
[13:03] ---
    Well, maybe not that,
    but that's only by chance, and—
[13:06] ---
    No.
[13:08] ---
    - It's just the way it is.
    - Huh?
[13:11] ---
    You and I are different!
[13:14] ---
    Hold on!
[13:15] ---
    Stay away from me!
[13:17] ---
    A role model like you
    shouldn't be hanging out with me.
[13:30] ---
    Hey, you look pretty wiped.
[13:38] ---
    Don't avoid us like that.
[13:41] ---
    We're all Red Blood Cells.
    All we want is to have each others' backs.
[13:45] ---
    Let's go get a boost together.
[13:53] ---
    Where are we?
[13:55] ---
    The small intestine.
[13:57] ---
    You can feel the effects to some extent
    no matter where you are,
[13:59] ---
    but these are the VIP seats.
[14:01] ---
    Only a handful of Red Blood Cells ever get
    any praise no matter how hard we work.
[14:06] ---
    The fatigue just keeps building up,
    but who's worried about us?
[14:09] ---
    So, that's the thing that brings us salvation.
[14:12] ---
    That?
[14:14] ---
    It won't be long now, I bet.
[14:17] ---
    The ingested nutrients
    are arriving in the small intestine!
[14:22] ---
    Not again!
[14:25] ---
    Is this alcohol?
[14:27] ---
    No. This is...
[14:30] ---
    Manna from heaven!
[14:38] ---
    Here it comes! I can feel it surging!
[14:42] ---
    - Wh-What's this?
    - What do you say?
[14:45] ---
    Can't you feel that power surge?
[14:48] ---
    It rains down at least five times a day,
[14:50] ---
    and it totally puts that straight arrow
    classmate of yours to shame!
[14:54] ---
    Whoa!
[14:57] ---
    Blood vessel, dilating!
[14:58] ---
    The blood flow is about to increase!
[15:03] ---
    All right, let's deliver like crazy!
[15:04] ---
    Yeah!
[15:06] ---
    Energy drinks.
[15:07] ---
    The general term for beverages
    sold as pick-me-ups or as dietary supplements

[15:13] ---
    to counter physical fatigue.
[15:14] ---
    They contain caffeine
    which enhances mental alertness,

[15:18] ---
    and arginine, known to boost energy
    and expand the blood vessels.

[15:22] ---
    Known to be effective in physical recovery.
[15:27] ---
    Hey, hold up!
[15:28] ---
    What, is that you? Long time no see!
    Are you doing okay?
[15:32] ---
    Yeah. Looks like you're on a roll there, huh?
[15:35] ---
    Thanks to all the caffeine and arginine!
    We've been getting a lot of it lately!
[15:39] ---
    True. Thanks to that stuff, I'm not so tired,
    and I've been working more efficiently,
[15:45] ---
    but once the effects wear off,
    I start feeling a little listless, and—
[15:49] ---
    When that happens, all you have to do
    is get showered with it again.
[15:53] ---
    See, here it comes! Whoo!
[15:55] ---
    The second it washes over me,
    it gives me instant energy!
[15:58] ---
    Do you think it's okay?
[15:59] ---
    I mean, it's not great to feel exhausted
    after working, but...
[16:04] ---
    What are you saying?
[16:05] ---
    I was just wondering
    if it's too good to be true or not.
[16:08] ---
    There must be some kind of catch—
[16:09] ---
    There you go again! Mouthing off
    like the role model that you are!
[16:13] ---
    Remember what they told us?
    That as long as we're Red Blood Cells,
[16:15] ---
    all that matters
    is how much oxygen we can deliver.
[16:19] ---
    No matter how we go about it,
    as long as we produce, it's all good!
[16:23] ---
    See? It's surging now! See ya!
[16:36] ---
    Which way?
[16:39] ---
    Go, go, go!
[16:45] ---
    Jeez, you're still here?
[16:47] ---
    You sure took your time on that delivery.
    What happened to you, Top Rookie?
[16:52] ---
    Well, the vein's all tangled up in here—
[16:56] ---
    Wh-What's that?
[16:58] ---
    What's going on?
[16:59] ---
    The capillaries in the nasal cavity
    have ruptured!
[17:01] ---
    It appears to have caused hemorrhaging
    from the Kiesselbach's plexus!
[17:04] ---
    Too much arginine in the system can lead
    to excessive dilation of the blood vessels,

[17:09] ---
    making one more susceptible
    to nosebleeds.

[17:11] ---
    Nosebleed!
[17:16] ---
    Whoa!
[17:28] ---
    Hey, over here!
[17:30] ---
    Reach out your hand!
[17:32] ---
    All right!
[17:34] ---
    Are you okay?
[17:35] ---
    No problem! I don't need your help!
[17:39] ---
    C'mon, what are you doing? Hurry!
[17:45] ---
    Come on!
[17:46] ---
    This way! Hurry!
[17:50] ---
    No good!
[17:51] ---
    I have no strength!
[17:53] ---
    Huh? Why not?
[17:56] ---
    I feel listless. The effects...
    The effects have worn off.
[18:02] ---
    Caffeine addiction.
[18:03] ---
    Caused by the neurotoxic nature
    of caffeine itself.

[18:08] ---
    Cessation of caffeine often triggers headaches,
    lethargy and other withdrawal symptoms.

[18:14] ---
    That kid got over exposed
    to caffeine and arginine!
[18:19] ---
    Please!
[18:22] ---
    Give me some caffeine!
    Some arginine! Somebody! Hurry!
[18:27] ---
    This is no time to be talking like that!
[18:32] ---
    Give it up! He can't be saved!
[18:34] ---
    But no...
[18:37] ---
    It turned out just like you said.
[18:41] ---
    It's because I got too dependent
    on that stuff.
[18:45] ---
    Losers are losers no matter what they do.
[18:49] ---
    I was always the first to bolt,
    and all I did was get in your way!
[18:55] ---
    A guy like me...
[18:56] ---
    doesn't deserve to live.
[18:58] ---
    Don't give up! There isn't a single cell
    who doesn't deserve to live!
[19:03] ---
    At the very least, I...
[19:06] ---
    It was because of you!
[19:08] ---
    I decided to give it my all to keep up with you
    because you were there!
[19:11] ---
    And there were so many times that I was able
    to stay put and make a stand because I had you!
[19:17] ---
    There's only so much
    that a Red Blood Cell can do on his own.
[19:21] ---
    That's why...
[19:23] ---
    I need you!
[19:26] ---
    I need you, my precious friend!
[19:34] ---
    Don't give me that!
[19:37] ---
    Jeez, listen to you,
    always saying the right thing!
[19:42] ---
    Because of you...
[19:44] ---
    Because of you...
[19:49] ---
    I want to live just a little longer now, dammit!
[19:57] ---
    One more push!
[20:10] ---
    Damn you!
[20:23] ---
    Look at you, totally out of breath!
[20:28] ---
    What happened to you, Top Rookie?
[20:32] ---
    You're going there again?
[20:46] ---
    Enough with the teen drama!
[20:48] ---
    PLATELETS
[20:48] ---
    You're in the way! Get lost already!
[20:51] ---
    Right! Sorry about that!
[20:55] ---
    Take good care of your friend.
[21:08] ---
    Yo, you're in the zone again today, huh?
[21:10] ---
    But it must be about to wear off.
[21:13] ---
    Come on, let's go to our usual spot.
[21:22] ---
    Sorry. I'm going to pass.
[21:26] ---
    All right, I've got a delivery to make.
[21:28] ---
    Don't you need it
    because you have a delivery to make?
[21:31] ---
    What I need right now
    isn't caffeine or arginine.
[21:36] ---
    What do you need, then?
[21:37] ---
    That...
[21:39] ---
    I'm too embarrassed to tell you.
[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:20] ---
    This body hasn't gotten any sleep
    for two full days.
[23:23] ---
    CALVES
[23:24] ---
    The pulmonary embolism
    formed in the deep vein
[23:26] ---
    PULMONARY EMBOLISM
[23:26] ---
    is now advancing
    toward the upper torso!
[23:28] ---
    QUICK THINKING
[23:28] ---
    What can we do
    to overcome this crisis?
[23:31] ---
    CALVES, PULMONARY EMBOLISM,
    AND QUICK THINKING

E8 - Calves, Pulmonary Embolism, and Quick Thinking

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[00:03] ---
    Hey, come on, wait up!
[00:05] ---
    What could be all the way
    down here in the legs?
[00:08] ---
    Haven't you noticed?
[00:10] ---
    This body hasn't gotten
    any sleep for two full days.
[00:13] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[00:13] ---
    What?
[00:14] ---
    It's been in the same position, too, no less.
[00:16] ---
    But that sounds pretty serious, right?
[00:23] ---
    Just as I thought.
[02:07] ---
    EPISODE 8:
    CALVES, PULMONARY EMBOLISM,
    AND QUICK THINKING
[02:10] ---
    I've come to deliver your oxygen!
[02:12] ---
    Right!
[02:15] ---
    Oh, so it's you?
[02:17] ---
    If you could stamp this receipt, please...
[02:20] ---
    Hey, by the way, I heard!
[02:22] ---
    Heard what?
[02:23] ---
    CELL
[02:23] ---
    Is it true that you got
    some kind of award?
[02:26] ---
    Uh, yeah.
[02:27] ---
    What kind of award?
    What kind of award?
[02:31] ---
    It's called the "Top Rookie Award."
[02:34] ---
    Oh yeah?
[02:36] ---
    Look, don't get all full of yourself!
[02:37] ---
    Huh?
[02:38] ---
    I can't tell you how many Red Blood Cells
    I've seen showered with praise in their youth,
[02:42] ---
    only to stop trying, and end up useless!
[02:46] ---
    Well, but I don't think
    I'm acting all full of myself.
[02:49] ---
    - I refuse to acknowledge you.
    - Huh?
[02:51] ---
    It's going to be a long time
    before I acknowledge you, all right?
[02:54] ---
    What are you waiting for?
    Go deliver that oxygen already!
[02:56] ---
    R-Right!
[03:01] ---
    Just keep on giving it your all, okay?
[03:07] ---
    Yo! Long time no see!
[03:08] ---
    Hey, you're looking pretty good!
[03:10] ---
    I've got the caffeine out of my system,
    so I'm back in business!
[03:14] ---
    For real? That's good to hear!
[03:18] ---
    Carbon monoxide! Run!
[03:24] ---
    For heaven's sake, what's going on here?
[03:28] ---
    I get myself back on the job,
    but now there's even more smoking than ever.
[03:33] ---
    How can we be expected
    to deliver oxygen like this?
[03:35] ---
    You said it.
[03:37] ---
    Hey, you two!
[03:39] ---
    So, you survived?
[03:41] ---
    - Oh, uh, thanks for your hard work!
    - Thanks for your hard work!
[03:43] ---
    Since I saw you last,
    you seem to have manned up a lot.
[03:48] ---
    Huh? You really think—
[03:49] ---
    Hey, thanks!
[03:50] ---
    Nah, I wasn't talking to you.
[03:52] ---
    Seriously?
[03:54] ---
    I'm just kidding!
[03:56] ---
    The Red Blood Cell numbers are down,
    so we're looking to you young guys to step up!
[04:01] ---
    Especially in times like these.
[04:09] ---
    Alcohol now?
[04:12] ---
    I guess there's no way around it. Why don't we
    have some lovely ladies detox us in the liver?
[04:17] ---
    Hey, I haven't been there in ages!
    I vote yes!
[04:21] ---
    LIVER
[04:23] ---
    Huh?
[04:24] ---
    ACTIVATE
    VITAMINS & MINERALS!
[04:26] ---
    This is that liver?
[04:28] ---
    But it was so lively last time.
[04:32] ---
    It looks like a lot of places are shuttered.
[04:34] ---
    BLOOD ALLEY
    BILE TOWN
    FIRST AVENUE
[04:34] ---
    It sure seems desolate now.
[04:37] ---
    On top of that, it's all sticky with oil!
[04:41] ---
    Is Hepatocyte okay?
[04:46] ---
    Three guests have arrived.
[04:52] ---
    No way!
[04:53] ---
    Hey, what happened
    to all the glitz and glamor?
[05:03] ---
    Welcome, Red Blood Cells.
[05:08] ---
    H-Hepatocyte!
[05:13] ---
    Hey, are you all right?
[05:15] ---
    I'm so sorry you have to see
    the place in such disarray.
[05:18] ---
    There's been a surge in triglycerides
    thanks to all that alcohol,
[05:21] ---
    so the liver's functions
    have been impaired.
[05:26] ---
    Fatty liver.
[05:28] ---
    When there's excess fat buildup
    of more than 30% in the liver.

[05:33] ---
    Often caused by alcoholism,
    it prevents the liver from functioning normally,

[05:37] ---
    and if left unchecked, it can lead
    to hepatic cirrhosis or liver cancer.

[05:45] ---
    Are you all right, Hepatocyte?
[05:48] ---
    I guess I can't really help you Red Blood Cells
    heal if I'm in this state.
[05:54] ---
    Hey! Somebody give us a hand here!
[05:56] ---
    We don't have enough people
    to deliver oxygen!
[05:59] ---
    Right, gotcha! We're coming!
[06:01] ---
    What? Not even a short break for us?
[06:05] ---
    We'll come back another time.
[06:07] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[06:10] ---
    Please take care of yourself.
[06:15] ---
    Ugh... So exhausting...
[06:19] ---
    We're almost there. It's up to young guys
    like you and me to step up now!
[06:29] ---
    I can't step up anymore!
[06:32] ---
    We finally reached the calf, huh?
[06:35] ---
    Let's take a break now, all right?
[06:37] ---
    I mean, there's an even steeper climb up ahead!
[06:41] ---
    Yeah, but I think it'll be easier.
[06:43] ---
    Since the pressure from the calves
    will be pushing our backs.
[06:46] ---
    Huh? I didn't know that.
[06:48] ---
    MUSCLE
[06:49] ---
    The calves.
[06:51] ---
    Because the calf muscles pump the blood
    pooled in the lower torso back to the heart,

[06:59] ---
    they're also known
    as the body's second heart.

[07:03] ---
    Well, what do we have here?
    Hey, it's the rookies!
[07:07] ---
    Look at you, diligently transporting oxygen
    again today... Such heroes!
[07:12] ---
    We should take a page from your book!
[07:14] ---
    Come on.
[07:16] ---
    But we were such good buddies!
    How cold is that?
[07:20] ---
    I bet you're jonesing for some caffeine
    about now, am I right?
[07:23] ---
    Let's go get drenched again sometime!
[07:26] ---
    You were a lot more energetic back then!
[07:31] ---
    - Excuse me.
    - Huh?
[07:34] ---
    I don't really care one way or another
    how you two choose to work.
[07:38] ---
    But if you could just stop dragging down cells
    who take their jobs seriously, that'd be great!
[07:43] ---
    Hey...
[07:49] ---
    No wonder you're the winner
    of the Top Rookie Award.
[07:53] ---
    What a stirring speech!
[07:56] ---
    Oh yeah, couldn't agree more!
[07:58] ---
    We only said that for his own good, you know.
    We weren't trying to drag him down.
[08:03] ---
    Would you mind not having
    anything to do with him anymore?
[08:07] ---
    Sure, roger that!
[08:10] ---
    Let's go.
[08:10] ---
    O-Okay.
[08:14] ---
    I can't stand them.
[08:16] ---
    Straight-arrow squirts like that
    bursting with self-righteousness...
[08:22] ---
    This hill is murder!
[08:24] ---
    I think it's even more exhausting
    than the one before!
[08:28] ---
    I don't get it.
[08:30] ---
    Normally, we'd get pushed forward by the blood
    pressure from the calves, so it's an easier climb.
[08:35] ---
    Not only that, but thanks to dehydration,
    the ground's all grungy!
[08:39] ---
    This is so gross!
[08:46] ---
    The blood vessel's so fragile now
    that it's crumbling?
[08:49] ---
    Are you okay?
[08:51] ---
    Is this...
[08:53] ---
    a blood clot?
[08:55] ---
    Blood clot.
[08:57] ---
    When blood coagulates
    within a blood vessel.

[09:00] ---
    Formed when the vessel wall
    is damaged or becomes inflamed.

[09:05] ---
    Because it hinders blood circulation,
    it can lead to various ailments.

[09:10] ---
    That blood clot formed
    because of the pool of fallen Red Blood Cells!
[09:15] ---
    Deep-vein thrombosis.
[09:18] ---
    When a blood clot forms
    in the veins of the lower torso.

[09:21] ---
    Caused when the legs are immobile
    for extended periods of time,

[09:24] ---
    or by damage or inflammation
    to the vessel walls.

[09:28] ---
    If we were to fall into a place like this...
[09:33] ---
    Look out!
[09:39] ---
    So close.
[09:40] ---
    You guys...
[09:42] ---
    What the heck do you think you're doing?
[09:44] ---
    I happened to drop my oxygen.
    I was hoping you could go get it for me.
[09:52] ---
    Since you two take your jobs so seriously,
[09:55] ---
    that wouldn't be a problem
    at all, would it?
[09:57] ---
    This is insane!
[09:59] ---
    Now's the time for us to give it our all,
    and you're pulling a stunt like this?
[10:02] ---
    Don't make us laugh.
[10:04] ---
    For a body whose health is deteriorating
    by the minute no matter how hard we work,
[10:09] ---
    how are we supposed to give it our all?
[10:12] ---
    Tell us, why don't you?
[10:14] ---
    Whether or not you work your silly little
    butts off, it doesn't change a thing!
[10:18] ---
    But don't you dare ever mouth off at us again!
[10:27] ---
    Dammit!
[10:37] ---
    White Blood Cell?
[10:38] ---
    Are you all right?
[10:42] ---
    You saved us.
[10:45] ---
    Thank you so much, White Blood Cell.
[10:48] ---
    No need to thank me.
[10:50] ---
    But seriously, you're always rescuing us.
[10:54] ---
    It's a two-way street.
[10:57] ---
    Is it really?
[10:59] ---
    For now, let's just get you away from here.
[11:08] ---
    But really...
[11:10] ---
    I can't believe
    there's such a gaping hole there.
[11:12] ---
    Don't let your guard down as you move on.
[11:15] ---
    Because that spot back there
    isn't the only place where there's a blood clot.
[11:19] ---
    Huh? Really?
[11:21] ---
    I found a bunch of other clots
    on my way here.
[11:24] ---
    How did things get so bad?
[11:27] ---
    Through excessive consumption
    of nutrients five, six times a day.
[11:31] ---
    Also, this body hasn't had any sleep
    for two full days now,
[11:35] ---
    and it's been in the same position
    all that time, barely moving.
[11:38] ---
    Huh? Two full days?
[11:40] ---
    So, that's why the calf muscles
    have hardly been functioning,
[11:43] ---
    and the blood pressure that should be
    pushing upward was so weak.
[11:47] ---
    What's all this shaking?
[11:51] ---
    The calf muscles are finally starting to move!
[11:56] ---
    Hey, great!
[11:58] ---
    Meaning that the blood pressure will rise,
    so it'll be easier for us to climb, right?
[12:13] ---
    Huh?
[12:16] ---
    Whoa! What the cell is that?
[12:21] ---
    Run into the capillary!
[12:27] ---
    What the...
[12:28] ---
    ...h-heck was that?
[12:31] ---
    That was the blood clot rolling out,
    fanned by the sudden rise in blood pressure.
[12:37] ---
    If that blood clot were to get stuck
    in some crucial organ somewhere...
[12:41] ---
    there could be trouble.
[12:44] ---
    We have to stop it!
[12:47] ---
    Hey! Hold up!
[12:49] ---
    We have a problem!
[12:50] ---
    What's going on?
[12:51] ---
    The blood clot that formed in the deep vein
    is not hurtling toward the upper torso!
[12:55] ---
    What did you say?
[12:57] ---
    Just where is it heading?
[12:59] ---
    The pulmonary artery!
[13:10] ---
    Did you see those rookies' faces?
[13:12] ---
    So panicked, it was hysterical!
[13:15] ---
    I bet they learned their lesson.
[13:17] ---
    That's what happens to rookies
    who have the nerve to mouth off.
[13:22] ---
    Huh? What's going on?
[13:28] ---
    Something huge is coming this way!
[13:28] ---
    PLATELETS
[13:30] ---
    No way! What is it?
[13:32] ---
    Oh! So scary!
[13:35] ---
    Don't run away, morons!
[13:37] ---
    We've got to hold it off and—
[13:39] ---
    Not happening, not happening!
[13:48] ---
    Come on, not that thing!
[13:51] ---
    So, that blood clot
    hasn't come to a stop yet?
[13:54] ---
    It's no good! The blood clot
    is still heading toward the lungs!
[14:01] ---
    Hey, it's not safe! Up ahead is...
[14:04] ---
    PULMONARY
    ARTERY
[14:05] ---
    The pulmonary artery!
[14:09] ---
    Stop!
[14:13] ---
    Stop!
[14:18] ---
    What was that just now?
[14:20] ---
    WELCOME TO THE LUNGS
[14:21] ---
    What on earth is going on?
[14:30] ---
    We were too late.
[14:33] ---
    LUNGS
[14:35] ---
    The blood clot...
[14:37] ---
    is stuck now!
[14:42] ---
    What are you doing?
    We have to get that clot out of there!
[14:45] ---
    R-Right!
[14:52] ---
    It's no good! It's not even budging!
[14:57] ---
    Are you all right?
[15:04] ---
    So, you got caught up
    in the blood clot as it rolled by?
[15:10] ---
    How lame is this?
[15:12] ---
    Th-The pulmonary artery's clogged up.
[15:16] ---
    Now we can't deliver oxygen to the lungs!
[15:22] ---
    The light...
[15:25] ---
    Economy Class Syndrome.
[15:26] ---
    Also known as "pulmonary embolism."
[15:30] ---
    When a blood clot in the lower torso
[15:33] ---
    PULMONARY
    ARTERY
[15:35] ---
    makes its way to the lungs via the bloodstream.
[15:39] ---
    As a result, the blood stops flowing
    to the pulmonary alveolus,

[15:41] ---
    preventing the Red Blood Cells
    from transporting oxygen, thus triggering hypoxia.

[15:47] ---
    Causes shortness of breath and chest pain.
[15:51] ---
    In some cases, it can lead to death.
[15:56] ---
    Can you believe this?
[15:58] ---
    The pulmonary artery's blocked!
[16:00] ---
    At this rate, the lungs will be destroyed, and
    we won't be able to get any oxygen from the lungs!
[16:05] ---
    Oxygen levels across the whole body
    are plunging!
[16:08] ---
    If this keeps up, this body will...
[16:11] ---
    It's all over now!
[16:13] ---
    We're both going to die!
[16:20] ---
    This crappy world is history now!
[16:32] ---
    What should we do?
[16:35] ---
    How can we overcome this crisis?
[16:39] ---
    White Blood Cell, you have to save us!
    How can we deal with this?
[16:45] ---
    We White Blood Cells are effective in battle
    against external enemies.
[16:51] ---
    The only ones who can get us
    out of this predicament are actually...
[16:55] ---
    What can we do?
[16:59] ---
    The bronchial arteries.
[17:01] ---
    Bronchial arteries?
[17:05] ---
    We'll go through the bronchial arteries
    to deliver oxygen to the lungs!
[17:08] ---
    But those aren't blood vessels
    for gas exchange, are they?
[17:12] ---
    No way can we transport such
    a massive load of oxygen!
[17:15] ---
    The bronchial arteries.
[17:17] ---
    Unlike the pulmonary arteries,
    which specialize in gas exchange,

[17:21] ---
    and through which
    massive amounts of blood flow,

[17:23] ---
    these are narrow vessels which deliver oxygen
    and nutrients to the pulmonary alveolus itself

[17:28] ---
    and other respiratory organs
    via a separate route.

[17:32] ---
    All we have to do is hold on until this blood clot
    dissolves and the circulation is restored!
[17:36] ---
    We have to supply
    as much oxygen as we can!
[17:39] ---
    I'm telling you, that's crazy!
[17:42] ---
    Everyone, can you help us out?
[17:45] ---
    Let's deliver oxygen to the lungs!
[17:54] ---
    Well, of course I'll go.
[17:57] ---
    I'll go, all right.
[18:03] ---
    This is a job that no one
    but you guys can carry out.
[18:08] ---
    We're leaving this body to you.
[18:10] ---
    Right!
[18:12] ---
    BRONCHIAL ARTERY
    6 - 12
[18:15] ---
    So cramped.
[18:17] ---
    I don't think we can deliver
    oxygen through here.
[18:21] ---
    The bronchial arteries are no more
    than one to two millimeters thick.

[18:25] ---
    The amount of blood flowing through them is only 1%
    or so of what flows through the pulmonary arteries.

[18:31] ---
    However, we have no choice but to do it.
[18:34] ---
    Let's all work together!
[18:38] ---
    Let's go!
[18:50] ---
    I'm not kidding, man. A place like this...
[18:56] ---
    Please let us get there in time!
[19:01] ---
    It's been a while since they left,
    but there's no response.
[19:05] ---
    I guess it was a crazy idea, after all!
[19:13] ---
    The blood clot's starting to dissolve!
[19:16] ---
    Hey, now we can move on!
[19:17] ---
    Everybody, deliver that oxygen!
[19:19] ---
    What happened to the Lung Cells...
[19:22] ---
    and the rookies?
[19:29] ---
    Too late...
[19:35] ---
    We're fine.
[19:38] ---
    We're all just lying here
    to preserve our strength.
[19:45] ---
    But how?
[19:47] ---
    It was just a trickle, but we started to get
    a supply of oxygen from the bronchial arteries,
[19:53] ---
    and that's how we were able to survive.
[19:56] ---
    Thank goodness!
[19:58] ---
    So, the blood clot dissolved, right?
[20:02] ---
    It was all thanks to them.
[20:05] ---
    Everyone! Please bring some oxygen
    to those people over there, too!
[20:22] ---
    Man, I'm wiped!
    I can't move anymore!
[20:27] ---
    But look. Thanks to the ample
    supply of oxygen...
[20:33] ---
    This is the good kind of exhaustion, huh?
[20:37] ---
    True that.
[20:41] ---
    Didn't I tell you it was a two-way street?
[20:44] ---
    You guys just pulled off something
    that we couldn't do.
[20:48] ---
    You saved the day. I appreciate it.
[20:52] ---
    Thanks.
[20:53] ---
    Right!
[20:58] ---
    That's right.
[21:00] ---
    Because of the situation we're in,
    as coworkers in the same body...

[21:04] ---
    we have to join forces
    and help each other out.

[21:08] ---
    Precisely because of the situation we're in.
[21:26] ---
    Something's...
[21:27] ---
    not right!
[21:36] ---
    I don't believe this!
[21:38] ---
    The White Blood Cells are...
[21:40] ---
    nowhere to be seen!
[21:44] ---
    Just what in the world...
[21:48] ---
    is happening to this body?
[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:20] ---
    I want you to be even more vigilant than ever
    about bacteria and viruses!
[23:22] ---
    CALAMITY
[23:23] ---
    What the heck is this?
[23:24] ---
    ATHLETE'S FOOT
[23:25] ---
    Those sturdy walls on the bottoms
    of the feet are full of holes!
[23:28] ---
    THE MEANING OF WORK
[23:28] ---
    We're all exhausted!
[23:31] ---
    As if we have any time to rest!
[23:31] ---
    CALAMITY, ATHLETE'S FOOT,
    AND THE MEANING OF WORK

E9 - Calamity, Athlete's Foot, and the Meaning of Work

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[00:02] ---
    I don't believe this!
[00:04] ---
    The White Blood Cells
    are nowhere to be seen!
[00:08] ---
    Just what in the world...
[00:10] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[00:11] ---
    is happening to this body?
[01:50] ---
    EPISODE 9:
    CALAMITY, ATHLETE'S FOOT,
    AND THE MEANING
    OF WORK
[01:53] ---
    Yo!
[01:55] ---
    Oh. Thank you for your hard work.
[01:57] ---
    Where are you headed now?
[01:58] ---
    First the testes, then I'm dropping by the thighs,
    then the Achilles' tendons,
[02:02] ---
    and then I'll be passing
    through the calves to get back here.
[02:04] ---
    Talk about peak productivity!
[02:06] ---
    I guess you've overtaken me
    in terms of workload, huh?
[02:09] ---
    Oh no, of course not.
[02:11] ---
    All jokes aside, you and your generation will be
    supporting this body. I know you're up to it.
[02:19] ---
    Right.
[02:27] ---
    Come to think of it...
[02:28] ---
    we haven't caused
    any erections lately, have we?
[02:31] ---
    It must be because the blood vessels
    are constricted due to stress,
[02:33] ---
    and there isn't enough blood flow
    to the area.
[02:37] ---
    I remember when it used to be
    a daily morning ritual.
[02:40] ---
    What? Every morning doesn't sound
    like the right timing.
[02:43] ---
    Nocturnal penile tumescence.
[02:46] ---
    A maintenance process for erections
[02:49] ---
    caused by a regular supply of blood
    to the testicles while sleeping.

[02:53] ---
    Also known as "morning wood."
[02:54] ---
    Not caused by the urge to urinate.
[02:58] ---
    Huh? What are those things?
[03:00] ---
    Those are ringworms. They're just low-level scrubs
    that won't do much damage if we ignore them.
[03:05] ---
    Ringworms...
[03:07] ---
    Ringworm.
[03:09] ---
    A type of mold, a fungus
    prevalent in the natural world.

[03:13] ---
    They invade through the skin's cuticles
    and cause itching and the like.

[03:17] ---
    They thrive in hot, moist environments.
[03:20] ---
    We don't usually see them
    all the way out here.
[03:23] ---
    What are the White Blood Cells doing?
[03:29] ---
    I've come to deliver your oxygen!
[03:36] ---
    Excuse me!
[03:38] ---
    Huh?
[03:42] ---
    But there were tons
    of spermatogonia here before.
[03:46] ---
    How did this happen?
[03:48] ---
    Smoking, alcohol...
[03:50] ---
    low testosterone levels due to stress...
    That's what caused this.
[03:53] ---
    Sertoli Cell?
[03:55] ---
    Sertoli Cells.
[03:57] ---
    They support and provide nourishment
    to the spermatogonia in the testes.

[04:03] ---
    There's been a significant drop in numbers,
    and they all seem listless.
[04:07] ---
    Then, what about the goal
    of leaving behind descendants?
[04:12] ---
    It just can't handle that right now.
    Not this body.
[04:32] ---
    Good work!
[04:34] ---
    Oh hey, good work.
[04:36] ---
    Hey, come on, what gives? What's with that
    blatantly depressed look on your face?
[04:40] ---
    Well, I'm wondering
    what's going to become of this body.
[04:44] ---
    Huh?
[04:45] ---
    Can't you sense it?
[04:46] ---
    Lately, no matter where you go, everyone's
    wiped out, and there are less and less of them.
[04:51] ---
    You know, like when we went
    to the liver recently.
[04:54] ---
    LIVER
[04:59] ---
    We've got to work harder.
[05:01] ---
    It's up to us to run around like crazy
    and deliver more fresh oxygen.
[05:06] ---
    Or this body's only going to get worse.
[05:08] ---
    Hey, that's not just on us, you know.
[05:14] ---
    You seem to have a lot of energy today.
[05:16] ---
    Huh? You think so?
[05:17] ---
    Don't tell me you had
    another energy drink.
[05:20] ---
    I'm telling you, I haven't!
[05:23] ---
    Wh-White Blood Cell?
[05:25] ---
    You guys, have you seen
    the other White Blood Cells?
[05:28] ---
    Huh?
[05:29] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    I've been all over,
[05:32] ---
    but I don't think I've seen any.
[05:35] ---
    So, I was right.
[05:37] ---
    Huh?
[05:40] ---
    The White Blood Cell count
    is severely depleted!
[05:44] ---
    But I'm sure they were plentiful
    until quite recently.
[05:48] ---
    It seemed that way because of
    a temporary surge of White Blood Cells
[05:53] ---
    sent in to fight the germs
    that increased due to stress.
[05:57] ---
    But now...
[05:58] ---
    due to recurring battles
    with viruses and bacteria...
[06:01] ---
    the number of spent White Blood Cells has surpassed
    the number produced in the bone marrow.
[06:10] ---
    Either way, when there aren't enough
    White Blood Cells in the system,
[06:13] ---
    immunity takes a nosedive.
[06:16] ---
    I want you to be even more vigilant than ever.
[06:19] ---
    Right.
[06:21] ---
    I don't think I've ever seen that before.
[06:24] ---
    What?
[06:25] ---
    White Blood Cell looking so grim
    in front of us.
[06:30] ---
    True.
[06:31] ---
    Just as I thought, this body...
[06:44] ---
    Hey, isn't that...
[06:46] ---
    Everyone, these are the lungs.
[06:49] ---
    This is where carbon dioxide and oxygen
    are transferred through gas exchange...
[06:52] ---
    and oxygen is delivered to the body's cells.
    That's the basic workflow.
[06:58] ---
    Hey, that's rookie training, right?
    What a blast from the past!
[07:00] ---
    So now, there's a whole class
    of newer Red Blood Cells than us, huh?
[07:04] ---
    Man, I've been waiting forever
    for the newbies to come in!
[07:07] ---
    Now we can hand off
    all the work we want, right?
[07:10] ---
    No, you know we can't do that.
    As their senpais, we gotta set a good example.
[07:14] ---
    There you go again, honor student!
[07:17] ---
    But weren't there a lot more of us?
[07:21] ---
    You're right, that's a small group.
[07:23] ---
    This must be another effect
    of all the smoking and drinking.
[07:27] ---
    The Red Blood Cell production
    must be lagging because of iron deficiency.
[07:31] ---
    Yeah, it seems like we're passing by
    a lot less Red Blood Cells than before.
[07:35] ---
    With numbers this low,
    each and every one of us will have to step up.
[07:42] ---
    Isn't that guy...
[07:43] ---
    AA2153-senpai?
[07:45] ---
    Huh?
[07:46] ---
    You know, the one who got
    the latest Top Rookie Award!
[07:50] ---
    Oh really? That's him?
[07:53] ---
    Excuse me, you're AA2153-senpai,
    aren't you?
[07:56] ---
    Huh? Well, yes, I am.
[07:58] ---
    Can I shake your hand?
    I totally idolize you!
[08:02] ---
    Huh? Me? You're kidding.
[08:06] ---
    Hey, can I shake your hand, too?
[08:08] ---
    Uh, sure.
[08:10] ---
    Jeez, you're like a celebrity.
[08:12] ---
    Hey, come to think of it,
[08:14] ---
    the other day, when that blood clot got stuck
    in the pulmonary artery,
[08:17] ---
    it was you who saved the Lung Cells, too,
    wasn't it, Senpai?
[08:20] ---
    Y-Yeah. I'm surprised you know that.
[08:24] ---
    You really turned out great, huh?
[08:26] ---
    I'm always hearing
    about your stellar work.
[08:28] ---
    You're the rising star of this body.
[08:32] ---
    That's an exaggeration, sir.
[08:34] ---
    You know, these kids are done with their training,
    and it's time for them to go into the field.
[08:39] ---
    If you don't mind,
    can I ask you to be their mentor?
[08:43] ---
    You want to ask me to?
[08:46] ---
    Oh, please! I'd love to learn
    by watching you work!
[08:49] ---
    What? I don't know what to say.
[08:57] ---
    So, what do I have to do to become
    a Red Blood Cell like you, Senpai?
[09:02] ---
    Um...
[09:03] ---
    Well, it's not like I've ever thought
    there was anything great about me, so...
[09:07] ---
    Well, just keep delivering oxygen,
    sure and steady, day after day.
[09:11] ---
    Since that's about all that we can do.
[09:14] ---
    Oh wow! That humble attitude,
    the way you don't act like a hotshot... So cool!
[09:18] ---
    Hey, come on.
[09:22] ---
    The blood vessel's going to get really narrow here,
    so let's carry our oxygen by hand.
[09:25] ---
    - Okay!
    - Okay!
[09:27] ---
    If you hold it by the corners like this,
    it'll be nice and stable.
[09:31] ---
    - You're right!
    - These things are pretty heavy, huh?
[09:34] ---
    Well, I guess it'll be tough for you
    until you get used to it.
[09:37] ---
    Let me have some of yours.
[09:44] ---
    Are you all right?
[09:45] ---
    Yeah, I'm totally fine. Let's go!
[09:48] ---
    MUSCLE
[09:56] ---
    Hey!
[09:58] ---
    Safe!
[10:00] ---
    Hey, I'm so sorry!
[10:03] ---
    You really need to watch out
    for unevenness and obstacles on hills.
[10:07] ---
    Right.
[10:09] ---
    Oh hey, sorry about that!
[10:11] ---
    It's okay. I'll go get them for you.
[10:16] ---
    This one needs to go to that other building.
[10:19] ---
    Make sure you don't get the wrong apartment.
[10:21] ---
    Right.
[10:22] ---
    What about this receipt?
[10:23] ---
    Let's see...
[10:24] ---
    Hey you!
[10:25] ---
    Do you realize how late today's delivery is?
    I've been waiting and waiting!
[10:29] ---
    Oh, sorry about that. I'm doubling
    as a mentor to these rookies, so—
[10:32] ---
    That has nothing to do with me!
[10:34] ---
    You need to transport it
    at the usual pace!
[10:37] ---
    Understood! I'll get right on that!
[10:40] ---
    Sorry. All because of us...
[10:42] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[10:44] ---
    We're out of time, so I'll take
    your deliveries along with mine.
[10:49] ---
    But...
[10:50] ---
    Senpai!
[11:00] ---
    Oh man, I'm wiped!
[11:04] ---
    I can't move anymore.
[11:07] ---
    Do you always deliver this much?
[11:09] ---
    Well, today's load
    was actually lighter than usual.
[11:12] ---
    - Are you serious?
    - You really are amazing, Senpai!
[11:16] ---
    You even took on our deliveries,
    but you're not even tired out.
[11:20] ---
    Is this what it takes to be
    the winner of the Top Rookie Award?
[11:24] ---
    Hey, I wouldn't say that—
[11:25] ---
    Uh-oh!
[11:27] ---
    What's wrong?
[11:28] ---
    I still have a receipt in my pocket!
[11:32] ---
    Planta pedis.
[11:34] ---
    The sole of the foot, huh?
    That's pretty far.
[11:36] ---
    Oh man, this sucks.
[11:39] ---
    It's okay. I'll go deliver it for you.
[11:41] ---
    No, I can't let you do that for me!
[11:43] ---
    It wouldn't take me as much time
    as it would take you to do it.
[11:46] ---
    Look, it's less efficient if I do this
    while showing you the ropes,
[11:50] ---
    so I was thinking I'd like to deliver
    more oxygen anyway.
[11:53] ---
    Sorry about this.
[11:55] ---
    Hey, it's your first day. Take it easy.
[11:58] ---
    Thank you very much.
[12:01] ---
    That senpai sure is an angel, huh?
[12:06] ---
    I've got to give it my all.
[12:09] ---
    I've got to work.
[12:10] ---
    Yo, good job!
[12:13] ---
    Oh, hey, good job.
[12:15] ---
    Hey, aren't you looking a little pale?
[12:19] ---
    No, I'm fine.
[12:21] ---
    Come to think of it, don't we always
    take a break around now?
[12:26] ---
    Oh right. That rookie forgot to make
    a delivery, so I'm covering for him.
[12:30] ---
    Huh? He's the one who forgot,
    so let him do it himself!
[12:34] ---
    It's his first day,
    so he's not used to the job yet.
[12:36] ---
    It'd take him a lot of time,
    and that would be tough on him.
[12:39] ---
    No, don't you remember how they ran us
    into the ground on our first day?
[12:45] ---
    Well, I don't want to treat my kouhais like that.
[12:48] ---
    Not that I don't get
    where you're coming from, but...
[12:51] ---
    It's totally fine!
    I'm on a roll right now!
[12:54] ---
    And now that the number
    of Red Blood Cells is down,
[12:57] ---
    each one of us has to step up
    and work harder.
[13:03] ---
    All right, I'm heading this way.
[13:05] ---
    Want me to help you transport those?
[13:07] ---
    I'll be all right!
[13:09] ---
    You have your own deliveries to do, right?
[13:11] ---
    I still have a lot left in the tank.
[13:13] ---
    I'll see you later!
[13:16] ---
    Gotta give it my all.
[13:17] ---
    Gotta work hard.
[13:26] ---
    Hey, hold up!
    Let me give you a hand, after all!
[13:30] ---
    Ugh! So filthy!
[13:33] ---
    And it's humid in here.
    Pretty unsanitary, huh?
[13:36] ---
    What the heck is this?
[13:38] ---
    Those sturdy walls on the soles
    of the feet are full of holes!
[13:43] ---
    Whoa!
[13:44] ---
    Those are the ringworms
    that were in the testes!
[13:47] ---
    Ew! These things are gross!
[13:51] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[13:53] ---
    I got word that there was a ringworm outbreak
    in the planta pedis.
[13:56] ---
    There are tons more coming!
[13:57] ---
    Huh?
[14:04] ---
    This is a symptom of athlete's foot.
[14:07] ---
    Athlete's foot.
[14:08] ---
    Also known as "foot ringworm."
[14:10] ---
    An infectious disease in which the skin cuticles
    are invaded by ringworm bacteria,

[14:15] ---
    triggering inflammation.
[14:18] ---
    Results in itchy, painful skin.
[14:22] ---
    Why are there so many of them?
[14:24] ---
    On top of the weakened immunity, this unsanitary
    environment must be helping them to proliferate.
[14:29] ---
    Depending on the area they infect,
    ringworm is known by different names.

[14:34] ---
    On the genitals, it's called "tinea cruris,"
    on the scalp, "favus,"

[14:37] ---
    on the hands and feet, "athlete's foot,"
    and elsewhere, "tinea corporis."

[14:42] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[14:43] ---
    Weak-looking germs like these
    should be easy, right?
[14:49] ---
    They all ganged up on us!
[14:54] ---
    Whoa!
[14:55] ---
    Just what I expected of you,
    White Blood Cell!
[14:57] ---
    Looking good! Get them all!
[15:01] ---
    Detecting scores of ringworms
    in the planta pedis! We're way outnumbered!
[15:04] ---
    D-Damn! Where are
    the White Blood Cell reinforcements?
[15:08] ---
    They've just arrived!
[15:10] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[15:11] ---
    The soles of the feet were so far away!
[15:14] ---
    You guys!
[15:17] ---
    It's only you two?
[15:18] ---
    We did a lot of searching ourselves...
[15:20] ---
    ...but our friends are nowhere to be found.
[15:24] ---
    Is that all we have...
[15:26] ---
    to take on that swarm?
[15:28] ---
    Come on!
[15:29] ---
    Right!
[15:35] ---
    No matter how many we slash...
[15:37] ---
    These guys are seriously creepy!
[15:41] ---
    There are way too many of them!
[15:42] ---
    White Blood Cell, you should run!
[15:46] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[15:50] ---
    What's that sound?
[15:57] ---
    The ringworms are getting washed away!
[16:00] ---
    What?
[16:08] ---
    Are you okay, White Blood Cell?
[16:13] ---
    Something's coming out!
[16:17] ---
    Butenafine hydrochloride
    is now permeating the cuticles from outside!
[16:21] ---
    It's inhibiting the synthesis of ergosterol
    and disinfecting the area!
[16:25] ---
    Butenafine hydrochloride.
[16:28] ---
    Inhibits the synthesis of substances
    necessary for fungal and mold cell membranes.

[16:34] ---
    It causes the substances in the fungi's cells
    to leak out, disinfecting them.

[16:52] ---
    White Blood Cell...
[16:57] ---
    It looks like we'll be safe for a while.
[17:01] ---
    What's the matter?
[17:03] ---
    - It's not over.
    - What?
[17:05] ---
    Have the White Blood Cells in the planta pedis
    move out to eliminate the other ringworms!
[17:10] ---
    B-But they just finished
    waging a fierce battle!
[17:13] ---
    I know that I'm asking the impossible!
[17:15] ---
    But now that we're
    so short-handed,
[17:18] ---
    we have no choice but to ask
    whoever's left to keep working!
[17:25] ---
    Calling on the White Blood Cells
    in the planta pedis.

[17:28] ---
    There are ringworms in the testes,
    scalp and nail areas, as well.

[17:32] ---
    Please head out now
    to eliminate them!

[17:34] ---
    Are you serious?
[17:36] ---
    There aren't enough of them to eliminate
    the ringworms from the body! That's crazy!
[17:41] ---
    It's all right.
[17:43] ---
    Let's go!
[17:44] ---
    Roger that!
[17:50] ---
    I've got to work.
[17:52] ---
    Huh?
[17:53] ---
    Look how hard White Blood Cell's working.
[17:57] ---
    So, I've got to...
[17:58] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:59] ---
    I've got to give it my all.
[18:01] ---
    I've got to work hard.
[18:03] ---
    Hey!
[18:05] ---
    I've got to deliver this oxygen!
[18:06] ---
    The oxygen!
[18:08] ---
    The oxygen!
[18:09] ---
    The oxygen!
[18:10] ---
    That's why— Huh?
[18:13] ---
    Watch out! Hey you!
    Look where you're going, dammit!
[18:19] ---
    Huh? What's up with him?
[18:22] ---
    I've got to transport it!
[18:24] ---
    I've got to give it my all!
[18:28] ---
    Senpai! Are you all right?
[18:31] ---
    Senpai!
[18:32] ---
    Don't worry about me.
[18:33] ---
    Huh?
[18:34] ---
    The oxygen...
[18:36] ---
    Deliver that oxygen!
[18:37] ---
    Huh? But you said to take it easy today.
[18:40] ---
    As if we have any time to take it easy!
[18:43] ---
    There's not enough oxygen to go around,
[18:45] ---
    and that's why this body's
    starting to disintegrate!
[18:47] ---
    Don't you care what happens to this body?
[18:49] ---
    If we don't keep working,
    it'll be all over for this body!
[18:52] ---
    All right, that's enough.
[18:55] ---
    You're exhausted today.
[18:57] ---
    We're all exhausted!
[19:00] ---
    Look at White Blood Cell! She's fighting
    germs like crazy even as we speak!
[19:03] ---
    You need to stop!
[19:04] ---
    If you keep pushing yourself too hard,
    you'll end up going down first!
[19:08] ---
    Get out of my way!
[19:09] ---
    I have my own way of doing things,
    so leave me alone!
[19:12] ---
    You couldn't leave me alone, remember?
[19:16] ---
    Don't you remember how you risked your life
    to save me when I was drowning in caffeine?
[19:21] ---
    That's why it's the same for me!
[19:23] ---
    I can't leave you alone right now!
[19:27] ---
    You come with me.
[19:29] ---
    Come with you?
    But I have this oxygen to—
[19:31] ---
    Just shut up and come!
[19:35] ---
    CELL
[19:39] ---
    Hey there, aren't you going to stop by
    for some tea today?
[19:44] ---
    Hey, if there's ever anything
    you want to grumble about, give me a holler!
[19:47] ---
    My, my, how heartless!
[19:50] ---
    Where are we going?
[19:52] ---
    Pretend you're lost and wander around.
[19:55] ---
    What?
[19:56] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[19:57] ---
    If you stare at a map like this, no one will think
    it's suspicious if you're standing still.
[20:02] ---
    See, look. I'd recommend
    that capillary there.
[20:07] ---
    Like this... With a look on your face like,
[20:10] ---
    "Oops, I guess I'm stuck,"
    you won't get yelled at.
[20:13] ---
    Right, especially in the extremities,
    far from the heart, circulation's pretty bad,
[20:18] ---
    so it'll take a while
    for anyone to catch you.
[20:20] ---
    What are you talking about?
[20:22] ---
    I need to deliver that oxygen!
    So, what are we doing here?
[20:26] ---
    We're slacking off.
[20:29] ---
    Are you out of your mind?
    At a time like this?
[20:32] ---
    Because it's at a time like this.
[20:33] ---
    Huh?
[20:35] ---
    The higher-ups expect a lot from you,
    the guys under us respect you,
[20:38] ---
    and you're amazing
    for trying to live up to all that.
[20:42] ---
    But...
[20:43] ---
    don't try to shoulder
    the load by yourself.
[20:45] ---
    Huh?
[20:46] ---
    A single Red Blood Cell can only do so much.
[20:50] ---
    You have to relax once in a while
    and take better care of yourself
[20:54] ---
    or you're going to end up falling apart.
[21:00] ---
    See? Check it out!
[21:06] ---
    Even if we slack off,
    the body just keeps on moving.
[21:11] ---
    Not everyone can give it their all
    like White Blood Cell.
[21:14] ---
    You have to take it easy once in a while
    or you won't be able to work when it counts.
[21:22] ---
    You really are unbelievable.
    All those times you disappear during work hours,
[21:26] ---
    you mean you were actually
    slacking off like this?
[21:28] ---
    I know how to get around!
    And you're too diligent.
[21:33] ---
    Well, I guess it would be best
    to aim for the middle ground.
[21:39] ---
    So, that's what this world is like.
[21:42] ---
    You'd never know unless
    you looked around yourself, right?
[21:46] ---
    Oh man, work sure is tough, huh?
[21:50] ---
    Yep.
[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:20] ---
    Run!
[23:21] ---
    An ulcer's developed on the stomach
[23:22] ---
    STOMACH ULCER
[23:22] ---
    and the membrane's been breached.
[23:24] ---
    But he hasn't come back yet!
[23:25] ---
    FRIENDSHIP
[23:28] ---
    What am I supposed to do?
[23:28] ---
    LOSS
[23:30] ---
    I'm still scared of it!
[23:31] ---
    STOMACH ULCER, FRIENDSHIP, AND LOSS

E10 - Stomach Ulcer, Friendship, and Loss

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[00:03] ---
    I've got to deliver this oxygen!
[00:05] ---
    The oxygen!
[00:06] ---
    The oxygen!
[00:08] ---
    The oxygen!
[00:10] ---
    If you keep pushing yourself too hard,
    you'll end up going down first!
[00:13] ---
    I can't leave you alone right now!
[00:16] ---
    You come with me.
[00:18] ---
    Come with you?
    But I have this oxygen to—
[00:20] ---
    Just shut up and come!
[00:22] ---
    See? Check it out!
[00:28] ---
    Even if we slack off,
    the body just keeps on moving.
[00:32] ---
    You have to take it easy once in a while
    or you won't be able to work when it counts.
[00:42] ---
    Oh man... Work sure is tough, huh?
[00:46] ---
    Yep.
[02:22] ---
    EPISODE 10:
    STOMACH ULCER,
    FRIENDSHIP, AND LOSS
[02:24] ---
    Hey!
[02:26] ---
    You're looking totally refreshed.
[02:29] ---
    Have you learned to game the system more?
[02:33] ---
    Thanks.
[02:34] ---
    H-Hey, where's this coming from?
[02:38] ---
    If it wasn't for you,
    I could've self-destructed that day.
[02:42] ---
    Do you have to be such a straight arrow?
    You're embarrassing me, man.
[02:54] ---
    Hey...
[02:58] ---
    As if we have any time to take it easy!
[03:00] ---
    There's not enough oxygen to go around,
[03:02] ---
    and that's why this body's
    starting to disintegrate!

[03:04] ---
    Don't you care what happens to this body?
[03:07] ---
    If we don't keep working,
    it'll be all over for this body!

[03:16] ---
    U-Um...
[03:20] ---
    About the other day, I'm sor—
[03:21] ---
    - Please forgive me!
    - Huh?
[03:24] ---
    I had no idea what shape this body was in,
    and I left everything to you, Senpai.
[03:29] ---
    My classmate and I both feel terrible
    about it, so since then,
[03:32] ---
    we've been delivering
    all the oxygen we can—
[03:33] ---
    No! I'm the one who should
    be apologizing to you!
[03:37] ---
    I tried to take on the whole load
    and ended up lashing out at you.
[03:42] ---
    I'm really sorry!
[03:43] ---
    No! Please don't apologize!
[03:45] ---
    Realizing that you have problems, too,
    kind of set my mind at ease.
[03:49] ---
    Huh?
[03:51] ---
    We're looking forward to being trained by you!
[03:57] ---
    And I'm looking forward to it, too.
[04:01] ---
    Hey! Any Red Blood Cells out there
    who have time to help out?
[04:07] ---
    I wonder what's up.
[04:10] ---
    Did something happen?
[04:11] ---
    This is an emergency summons!
[04:13] ---
    We need you to go somewhere
    with all the oxygen you can carry!
[04:17] ---
    Where would that be?
[04:18] ---
    The stomach.
[04:23] ---
    The stomach.
[04:24] ---
    Stores food that has been swallowed,
[04:27] ---
    sterilizing it with the gastric acid
    that it secretes from its walls.

[04:31] ---
    In addition, it turns the food into mush
    thanks to pepsin, a digestive enzyme,

[04:37] ---
    carrying out the first step of digestion.
[04:40] ---
    This place is always such a sight to see.
    The food's all mushy.
[04:44] ---
    Yeah. We'd get dissolved just like that
    if we were to fall in.
[04:49] ---
    Not bringing the rookies here
    was the right call.
[04:52] ---
    Hey you two!
[04:54] ---
    Is this any time to be taking a tour?
[04:56] ---
    - Oh, right! Sorry about that!
    - Oh, right! Sorry about that!
[04:58] ---
    We're not here to have fun!
    Huddle up right now!
[05:07] ---
    I'm not really a fan
    of Old Man Gastric Chief Cell.
[05:13] ---
    Gastric Chief Cells.
[05:14] ---
    Cells that are prevalent in the stomach lining.
[05:18] ---
    They secrete pepsinogen, the precursor of pepsin.
[05:23] ---
    I'm going to lay it out for you
    from the get-go!
[05:25] ---
    This is a blast furnace
    where energy's extracted from food!
[05:29] ---
    Right now, it's the most dangerous
    place in this body!
[05:32] ---
    I'm literally going to work you to death!
[05:33] ---
    STOMACH
[05:36] ---
    If you can't put your heart into it,
    then get out of my sight this second!
[05:40] ---
    For us Stomach Cells,
[05:43] ---
    keeping that powerful gastric acid under control
    is a job we risk our lives for!
[05:46] ---
    MUCUS
[05:47] ---
    But now, we're having
    a hard time controlling it.
[05:52] ---
    Look.
[05:54] ---
    An ulcer's developed in the stomach,
    and the gastric mucosa's been breached.
[05:58] ---
    U-Ulcer?
[06:01] ---
    Since the stomach's normally protected
    by the gastric mucosa,
[06:03] ---
    it doesn't get dissolved
    in the gastric acid, but...
[06:05] ---
    Now that the mucosa's damaged,
    it's being eaten away by the acid.
[06:10] ---
    GASTRIC ACID
    MUCOSAL LAYER
    SUBMUCOSA
    INTRINSIC MUSCULARIS
    SUBSEROSA
    SEROSA
[06:11] ---
    Stomach ulcer.
[06:13] ---
    Occurs when the layer of mucus
    that normally protects the stomach is reduced

[06:16] ---
    until it's no longer able
    to neutralize the gastric acid,

[06:18] ---
    ULCER
[06:19] ---
    which then proceeds to eat away
    at the stomach itself.

[06:25] ---
    What the stomach needs most of all
    right now is oxygen.
[06:28] ---
    The oxygen's not flowing well
    because of stress, so it's unable to digest.
[06:33] ---
    Not only that, but the cells
    who repair the mucosa need oxygen, too.
[06:39] ---
    If the serosa gets perforated, as well,
    this stomach will end up melting down.
[06:44] ---
    So, whether we can stop that
    from happening or not
[06:46] ---
    will depend on how hard you guys work.
[06:50] ---
    I'm counting on you.
[06:51] ---
    Okay!
[06:54] ---
    What's that old geezer's problem?
[06:57] ---
    Who does he think he is?
[06:59] ---
    Don't worry. It's just a bluff.
[07:02] ---
    It is, right? Just a bluff, right?
[07:05] ---
    No.
[07:07] ---
    That Gastric Chief Cell
    isn't the type to play around.
[07:12] ---
    On the other side of the mucosa
    is a sea of gastric acid, huh?
[07:15] ---
    I can't believe anyone could work forever
    in a scary place like this.
[07:19] ---
    The old guy's kind of a jerk,
    but I'll give him props for at least that.
[07:24] ---
    Come to think of it, the reason we're short so many
    Red Blood Cells might be because of this ulcer.
[07:30] ---
    The blood's leaking and heading that way.
[07:34] ---
    You mean they fell right into the sea
    of gastric acid? You must be kidding me!
[07:40] ---
    Emergency! The gastric acid-induced tear
    has reached Area C-13!

[07:44] ---
    Tear?
[07:45] ---
    Area C-13 is...
[07:47] ---
    right here!
[07:52] ---
    The gastric acid's eroding?
[07:58] ---
    Outta my way!
[08:02] ---
    Subchief! Get that gastric mucosa fixed stat!
[08:05] ---
    Copy that!
[08:08] ---
    Gastric Subchief Cells.
[08:09] ---
    Cells that secrete the mucus
    that protects the stomach

[08:13] ---
    from being damaged
    by gastric acid and pepsin.

[08:16] ---
    Platelets, close up the wound, will you?
[08:19] ---
    Right, you don't have to tell us!
[08:20] ---
    PLATELETS
[08:20] ---
    Come on, guys, hurry it up!
[08:22] ---
    Okay!
[08:26] ---
    This is no time to get spooked!
[08:27] ---
    If you don't want to end up
    like that, get to work!
[08:30] ---
    Okay.
[08:36] ---
    Platelets.
[08:37] ---
    A type of blood component.
[08:41] ---
    They assemble
    wherever a blood vessel is damaged...

[08:44] ---
    to block the opening
    and stop the bleeding.

[08:47] ---
    You other cells do all you can to help out!
[08:53] ---
    I hate to say it, but around here,
    this is an everyday thing.
[08:58] ---
    Gorging on alcohol and greasy foods...
[09:01] ---
    And on top of that, smoking and stress...
[09:04] ---
    Those bad lifestyle choices reduced the gastric mucosa
    which protects the stomach from gastric acid.
[09:09] ---
    Is that also what caused the ulcer?
[09:12] ---
    No, that wasn't the only cause.
[09:14] ---
    Number one was...
[09:16] ---
    Because of him.
[09:18] ---
    Him?
[09:20] ---
    At any rate, sorry to have to say this
    when you came out here to help,
[09:24] ---
    but if you don't want to die,
    then feel free to leave! As you can see...
[09:29] ---
    you won't even get to die
    a decent death here.
[09:35] ---
    S-Sorry, I-I gotta...
[09:38] ---
    Huh?
[09:39] ---
    Hey! Where are you going?
[09:42] ---
    Nothing we can do about that.
[09:44] ---
    Having a spineless fool like that around
    would only hinder us.
[09:50] ---
    No.
[09:51] ---
    He's worked just as hard as me until now.
[09:55] ---
    I'm sure.
[10:03] ---
    What do you want from me?
[10:05] ---
    I'm still scared!
[10:08] ---
    My knees are buckling!
[10:17] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[10:21] ---
    What are the White Blood Cells doing here?
[10:25] ---
    It's so messed up in here,
    I bet it would scare off even the bacteria.
[10:33] ---
    Emergency!
    A shock to the gastric mucosa!
[10:36] ---
    Gastric acid erosion!
    The lining will soon be torn!
[10:39] ---
    What's this?
[10:42] ---
    What's this shock?
[10:49] ---
    The acidic gastric mucosa layer
    is being neutralized by alkaline ammonia!
[10:53] ---
    The gastric mucosa is no longer under protection,
    and inflammation is about to ensue!
[11:01] ---
    It's him!
[11:04] ---
    They need oxygen and nutrients
    to repair the mucosa!
[11:08] ---
    Don't stop! Deliver, deliver!
    We've got to stop the ulcer in its tracks!
[11:19] ---
    If you fall from the wound, it's all over!
[11:21] ---
    Watch out!
[11:32] ---
    Uh-oh, the oxygen!
[11:36] ---
    You...
[11:40] ---
    I thought you'd run off for sure.
[11:43] ---
    I happened to find the perfect capillary,
    so I was just taking a break, that's all.
[11:47] ---
    Why don't you head over yourself?
[11:59] ---
    The ulcer has reached
    the proper muscular layer!
[12:01] ---
    VacA toxins are vacuolating
    the gastric mucosa!
[12:05] ---
    The mucosal layer has been stripped away...
[12:06] ---
    and there's no stopping
    the gastric acid erosion!
[12:09] ---
    An enzyme that forms pores
    in the gastric mucosal layer?
[12:12] ---
    How did such a thing...
[12:15] ---
    What the cell is going on here?
[12:19] ---
    Hey, look! There's something over there!
[12:28] ---
    Is that a germ?
[12:30] ---
    No way!
[12:32] ---
    No germ is that gigantic!
[12:34] ---
    Not only that, but it can actually survive
    in this sea of gastric acid?
[12:39] ---
    That's right. That one right there...
[12:42] ---
    is also what's causing this stomach ulcer.
[12:45] ---
    A bacterium that can survive even
    in a place brimming with powerful acid...
[12:49] ---
    H. pylori!
[12:52] ---
    Helicobacter pylori.
[12:55] ---
    It releases an enzyme called urease,
    producing alkaline ammonia around itself.

[13:01] ---
    This neutralizes gastric acids,
    allowing it to survive inside the stomach

[13:06] ---
    and damage the gastric mucosa
    by secreting VacA toxins.

[13:10] ---
    An extremely high percentage
    of stomach ulcers

[13:14] ---
    are thought to be caused by the presence
    of this pylori bacterium.

[13:18] ---
    He's neutralizing the gastric acids with the ammonia
    produced by the enzyme urease
[13:23] ---
    to make it possible for him
    to live inside this stomach.
[13:27] ---
    He's planning to make all kinds of toxic
    substances to damage the gastric mucosa.
[13:33] ---
    Hey! Hurry up with the repairs there!
[13:36] ---
    Wh-What kind of a germ is that?
[13:43] ---
    Is that...
[13:45] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[13:46] ---
    Come on!
[13:49] ---
    Don't let the pylori wreak any more havoc
    on the gastric mucosa than it already has!
[13:52] ---
    Roger that!
[13:53] ---
    Get ready to die, you monster!
[14:03] ---
    Whoa! Look out!
[14:07] ---
    Come on!
[14:08] ---
    Huh?
[14:08] ---
    Let's deliver the oxygen!
[14:10] ---
    Are you crazy?
    When things are like this?
[14:12] ---
    Isn't that why you came back?
[14:16] ---
    Compared to what White Blood Cell and the others
    are going through, this is nothing!
[14:24] ---
    No way out of it, huh?
[14:28] ---
    We're going to make a run for it, then,
[14:29] ---
    since this is the last place
    you'd want to loiter around in!
[14:32] ---
    Are you ready?
[14:34] ---
    Yeah. Our only option is to go!
[14:36] ---
    Okay! On my count!
[14:39] ---
    Three...
[14:40] ---
    two...
[14:41] ---
    one!
[14:42] ---
    Run!
[14:50] ---
    Dodge it!
[15:03] ---
    All right, I'm good!
[15:04] ---
    Okay! Here goes! There!
[15:08] ---
    Okay, now it's your turn.
[15:10] ---
    Thank you!
[15:14] ---
    Almost there.
[15:17] ---
    - Watch out!
    - Whoa!
[15:19] ---
    Ouch, ouch!
[15:27] ---
    Hey, are you all right?
[15:29] ---
    I'm fine. It's no big deal.
[15:34] ---
    We should turn back, after all!
[15:36] ---
    I'm okay, I swear!
[15:53] ---
    If things go south,
    you tell me right away.
[15:57] ---
    All right.
[16:03] ---
    He sure doesn't know when to quit, this one!
[16:07] ---
    I'm ending it now!
[16:23] ---
    All right!
[16:29] ---
    Unbelievable!
[16:36] ---
    Aren't the tremors
    getting worse than before?
[16:41] ---
    Hurry!
[16:42] ---
    The gastric lining's about to be destroyed!
[16:44] ---
    Run!
[16:55] ---
    Look out!
[17:34] ---
    Idiot! You're going to fall in!
[17:35] ---
    P-P-Please let me go! My friend!
    I have to save him!
[17:40] ---
    Knock it off!
    Do you want to die, too?
[17:42] ---
    Please let me go!
    He's not dead yet!
[17:45] ---
    I know he's not dead yet!
[17:47] ---
    Let me go! Let me go!
[17:51] ---
    Let it go! It's too late now!
[17:55] ---
    Hey, this way!
    Seal up this wound, will you, Platelets?
[17:59] ---
    Okay, move it now! Everyone, move!
[18:02] ---
    Okay!
[18:03] ---
    Wait! Please wait!
[18:05] ---
    Hey! Get out of our way!
[18:07] ---
    He's... He hasn't come back yet!
[18:11] ---
    He?
[18:13] ---
    Enough already! Didn't I tell you?
[18:15] ---
    This kind of thing happens on a daily basis here!
[18:18] ---
    You can't get sentimental every single time,
    or you'll end up putting the others at risk!
[18:26] ---
    Hey, Red Blood Cells!
[18:28] ---
    Quit your dawdling and keep that oxygen
    and those nutrients coming!
[18:31] ---
    Okay!
[18:40] ---
    Yo! Good work!
[18:42] ---
    When it comes to White Blood Cell,
    you totally go through this personality change.

[18:47] ---
    Look, you don't have to slow down
    for my sake, okay?

[18:51] ---
    Don't give me that!
[18:53] ---
    Because of you...
[18:56] ---
    I want to live just a little longer now, dammit!
[18:59] ---
    Don't you remember
    how you risked your life to save me?

[19:02] ---
    I can't leave you alone right now!
[19:05] ---
    Your face is a mess.
[19:30] ---
    Hey, what's that?
[19:32] ---
    Is it attacking the pylori?
[19:35] ---
    Clarithromycin.
[19:37] ---
    An antibiotic.
[19:39] ---
    It prevents the growth of bacteria
    by inhibiting their protein synthesis.

[19:39] ---
    DISINFECTION
[19:44] ---
    I don't care what it is!
[19:46] ---
    It's eradicating the pylori for us!
[19:48] ---
    Attaboy! Kill that sucker!
[19:51] ---
    You rotten Pylori Bacterium...
    You can't croak fast enough for me!
[19:56] ---
    Pylori eradication.
[19:58] ---
    Along with proton pump inhibitor therapy,
    which suppresses the secretion of gastric acid,

[20:03] ---
    two types of antibiotics, clarithromycin
    and amoxicillin are taken for seven days.

[20:10] ---
    Should any pylori bacteria remain after
    this first-line elimination therapy,

[20:14] ---
    clarithromycin is replaced with metronidazole
    for second-line therapy.

[20:20] ---
    Under these methods,
    eradication is mostly successful.

[20:23] ---
    All right!
[20:27] ---
    It will be easier to work
    in this stomach now, won't it?
[20:31] ---
    - It'll be the same.
    - Huh?
[20:34] ---
    As long as this body doesn't change...
[20:37] ---
    neither will our work environment.
[20:41] ---
    It will always be a code black workplace.
[20:49] ---
    Oh boy, am I wiped!
[20:51] ---
    That was too much to take!
    A beast-class bacterium like that one!
[20:56] ---
    Huh? Isn't that the rookie?
[20:59] ---
    Hey! Good work!
[21:05] ---
    Can't he hear us?
[21:25] ---
    I can't take your call right now.
    Please leave a message after the beep.

[21:31] ---
    Hey! How long are you planning
    to skip work and laze around?

[21:35] ---
    ENUCLEATION CEREMONY
[21:36] ---
    We're super short-handed here!
    Get back here!

[21:39] ---
    Hello? Hello? Are you there?
[21:40] ---
    I'm...
[21:42] ---
    done.
[21:43] ---
    Hey, you can hear me, right?
    I know you're there!

[21:45] ---
    I...
[21:46] ---
    don't want to work anymore.
[21:47] ---
    Just get back here!
[21:49] ---
    Hello? Hello?
[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:20] ---
    A cell who can't work doesn't deserve to live.
[23:23] ---
    DESPERATION
[23:24] ---
    Due to a battle with an unknown pathogen,
[23:25] ---
    GOUT
[23:26] ---
    each area is showing signs of inflammation!
[23:28] ---
    Do something about this work environment!
[23:28] ---
    REBELLION
[23:31] ---
    Open your eyes, dammit!
[23:31] ---
    DESPERATION, GOUT, AND REBELLION

E11 - Desperation, Gout, and Rebellion

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    ENUCLEATION CEREMONY
[00:48] ---
    It's all my fault.
[00:51] ---
    If only...
[00:53] ---
    I'd turned back then...
[00:58] ---
    It's all because of me...
[01:01] ---
    that he...
[02:42] ---
    EPISODE 11:
    DESPERATION, GOUT,
    AND REBELLION
[02:45] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[02:45] ---
    CELL
[02:49] ---
    Hey! Good work!
[02:55] ---
    Can't he hear us?
[03:02] ---
    Ugh! This is messed up!
[03:04] ---
    You've got that right.
[03:06] ---
    The blood vessel's full of the waste products
    it couldn't process.
[03:10] ---
    There's been even more greasy food
    and alcohol lately, so no wonder.
[03:16] ---
    I'm sure it's all an outlet for stress,
    but it's getting hard to take.
[03:20] ---
    He's totally not getting enough exercise.
    Just look at that!
[03:25] ---
    The place is teeming
    with Fat Cells, too, huh?
[03:28] ---
    Fat Cells.
[03:30] ---
    Cells that contain fat droplets
    or what we call "oil."

[03:36] ---
    They become enlarged with the consumption
    of high-calorie foods and lack of exercise,

[03:40] ---
    causing obesity.
[03:43] ---
    I know! We can't go on like this!
[03:45] ---
    No days off for us,
    and none of us are getting any sleep!
[03:50] ---
    If we don't get any time
    to take care of ourselves,
[03:52] ---
    of course it's only going to make
    our work environment worse.
[03:56] ---
    Seriously, what's going on
    with this body anyway?
[04:01] ---
    Sleep deprivation.
[04:03] ---
    The brain's waste products
    are absorbed by the cerebrospinal fluid

[04:06] ---
    and excreted into the bloodstream.
[04:09] ---
    But since this activity increases during sleep,
[04:12] ---
    prolonged sleep deprivation can lead
    to the impairment of brain functions.

[04:17] ---
    The discord among the cells is only growing.
[04:21] ---
    I just hope it doesn't lead to trouble.
[04:24] ---
    Emergency! Emergency!
[04:26] ---
    Bacteria sighting reported!
[04:28] ---
    White Blood Cells are to head
    to the site immediately!

[04:31] ---
    Repeat! White Blood Cells,
    please head to the site immediately!

[04:37] ---
    An unknown bacterium has been detected
    near the base of the left big toe!
[04:41] ---
    Here's a visual!
[04:44] ---
    What is this?
[04:46] ---
    This is...
[04:51] ---
    Senpai!
[04:52] ---
    Thank goodness we were able to catch up!
[04:54] ---
    There's a pathogen at large.
    They say it's in the left big toe.
[04:57] ---
    Why would it show up there, of all places?
[05:00] ---
    You can look into that later.
[05:03] ---
    - Right!
    - Right!
[05:16] ---
    Could the left big toe be any farther away?
[05:19] ---
    Wait, where are the germs?
[05:21] ---
    Since we're in the foot,
    could it be athlete's foot again?
[05:24] ---
    Well, not that anything could surprise us now.
[05:34] ---
    Wh-What kind of germ is that?
[05:39] ---
    It looks like really bad news!
[05:43] ---
    Look at you, totally freaking out.
[05:45] ---
    Who wouldn't freak out over that thing!
[05:47] ---
    That germ is gigantic!
[05:50] ---
    That one is definitely bad news!
[05:54] ---
    Don't you have any insight
    at all on him, Memory Cell?
[05:58] ---
    Memory Cell.
[06:00] ---
    A Lymphocyte that remembers
    the immune responses of antigens.

[06:04] ---
    When the same antigen invades the body,
[06:09] ---
    they're prepared to trigger
    accelerated antibody production.

[06:13] ---
    Nothing.
[06:14] ---
    Nothing here, either.
[06:16] ---
    Or here or there! It's all...
[06:19] ---
    That's...
[06:21] ---
    the first pathogen
    that we've ever encountered!
[06:24] ---
    First encounter... In that case...
[06:27] ---
    Right. Our first order of business
    should be to gather the data.
[06:31] ---
    White Blood Cells, phagocytose the target!
[06:33] ---
    Macrophages, identify the antigen!
[06:36] ---
    Copy that!
[06:37] ---
    Understood.
[06:39] ---
    Now then, let's go.
[06:47] ---
    Phagocytosis.
[06:49] ---
    The process by which White Blood Cells and the like
    engulf bacteria and other foreign substances,

[06:53] ---
    and break them down.
[06:55] ---
    No taste?
[07:01] ---
    How awful. To think
    that our attacks are ineffective...
[07:05] ---
    It's no good! We can't acquire immunity!
[07:08] ---
    We still can't identify the pathogen!
[07:12] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
    we'll have to do whatever it takes!
[07:15] ---
    Everyone, Battle Formation One!
[07:18] ---
    Battle Formation One!
[07:20] ---
    We've received a request
    to get into Battle Formation One.
[07:23] ---
    Did you say "Battle Formation One"?
[07:26] ---
    Meaning we're up against a bacterium
    that powerful?
[07:29] ---
    All units, head to the left big toe immediately!
    And deploy reinforcements in the rearguard!
[07:35] ---
    Battle Formation One!
    All units, head to the left big toe!
[07:40] ---
    If there's some collateral damage, so be it!
[07:42] ---
    Break through no matter what!
[07:45] ---
    Battle Formation One, deployed!
[07:48] ---
    Battle Formation One has been deployed!
[07:50] ---
    Commence full assault!
[07:53] ---
    Fire!
[08:09] ---
    Hey, kiddo! You'd better make a run for it!
[08:12] ---
    They say we're being attacked
    by a new strain of bacteria!
[08:15] ---
    Really, what's going on these days?
[08:19] ---
    Oh my!
[08:20] ---
    I wonder if he's okay.
[08:39] ---
    Hey, you there!
[08:40] ---
    Hey, I'm talking to you!
[08:45] ---
    You were with him the other day, weren't you?
[08:53] ---
    Hey there, aren't you going to stop by
    for some tea today?

[08:57] ---
    Hey, if there's ever anything
    you want to grumble about, give me a holler!

[09:01] ---
    My, my, how heartless!
[09:05] ---
    You know, I haven't seen him lately.
[09:08] ---
    He used to stop by all the time
    and chat with me.
[09:14] ---
    Oh right, you're him, right?
    His classmate, the honor student?
[09:19] ---
    Huh?
[09:20] ---
    He used to talk about you all the time.
    You could see how proud he was of you!
[09:27] ---
    When work gets really tough
    and all I want to do is bail,

[09:30] ---
    I make myself think of him.
[09:32] ---
    When I think, "Hey, he must be delivering oxygen
    like the super straight arrow that he is,"

[09:37] ---
    it gives me just enough energy
    to dig in and work harder.

[09:41] ---
    Well, I guess you could say
    he's a friend I can trust.

[09:44] ---
    No way would he ever betray me.
    And I don't ever want to betray him, either.

[09:52] ---
    You can't just make friends
    that you can trust, even if you want to.
[09:57] ---
    So, make sure you take care of him, all right?
[10:01] ---
    I...
[10:03] ---
    couldn't take care of him.
[10:05] ---
    What?
[10:07] ---
    I...
[10:09] ---
    Hey you!
[10:17] ---
    SPLEEN
[10:18] ---
    The spleen.
[10:20] ---
    About the size of a fist,
    it's a spongy and soft organ.

[10:24] ---
    It's made up of White Pulp and Red Pulp.
[10:28] ---
    Red Blood Cells, please line up, proceed
    through the gate and undergo your screening.

[10:42] ---
    This is as far as you're going.
[10:45] ---
    All right.
[10:47] ---
    Red Pulp.
[10:49] ---
    Filters the blood
    and removes unneeded material.

[10:53] ---
    In addition, it monitors
    the Red Blood Cells' condition,

[10:56] ---
    sorting out abnormal, old or damaged cells
    that can no longer function.

[11:04] ---
    Thank you so much
    for all your hard work until now.
[11:13] ---
    Aside from sorting blood and sending it
    to the muscles when needed,

[11:20] ---
    the spleen's other functions include producing
    mature B Lymphocytes and T Lymphocytes,

[11:24] ---
    and destroying the Red Blood Cells
    sorted by the Red Pulp.

[11:30] ---
    Red Blood Cells, do not stop. Please keep moving.
[11:39] ---
    What's the matter? Keep going.
[11:43] ---
    Please process me.
[11:46] ---
    I can't work anymore.
[11:50] ---
    A cell who can't work doesn't deserve to live.
[11:54] ---
    Please...
[11:56] ---
    process me.
[12:00] ---
    You're still young...
[12:02] ---
    and you're not malfunctioning in any way.
[12:05] ---
    Get back to work.
[12:08] ---
    Do you hear me? Get back to work.
[12:13] ---
    Because of me...
[12:15] ---
    Because of me, a friend of mine died.
[12:18] ---
    Even though he trusted me.
[12:21] ---
    I just wasn't the guy he thought I was.
[12:26] ---
    I betrayed him.
[12:28] ---
    I'm a useless cell who isn't fit to live!
[12:34] ---
    I'm begging you.
[12:36] ---
    J-Just end things for me, please!
[12:44] ---
    Please...
[12:46] ---
    put an end to me.
[12:51] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea!
[12:55] ---
    This isn't a place
    where the useless get processed!
[12:58] ---
    It's where the curtain goes down
[13:00] ---
    on the lives of the Red Blood Cells
    who've carried out their duties to the end!
[13:03] ---
    And it's my job to determine who they are!
[13:07] ---
    Somebody died because of you?
[13:09] ---
    You're useless?
[13:11] ---
    Who do you think you are?
[13:13] ---
    You have a long way to go
    before you can find purpose in your job!
[13:18] ---
    Get up! Get up on your feet and move on!
[13:21] ---
    Work! Cell!
[13:23] ---
    Work!
[13:36] ---
    Due to the battle with the unknown pathogen,
    there are signs of inflammation everywhere!
[13:40] ---
    At this rate, the damage is only going to spread
    to the surrounding areas!
[13:44] ---
    What the cell are we supposed to do?
[13:46] ---
    Um, there's something
    that's been bothering me.
[13:49] ---
    What is it?
[13:50] ---
    Suddenly showing up in a strange spot
    like the base of the big toe...
[13:54] ---
    Keeping even its infiltration point from us...
[13:57] ---
    Is there a cell capable of such a thing?
[14:01] ---
    Meaning it didn't come from outside.
[14:04] ---
    Then, where the cell did it come from?
[14:07] ---
    What's this displaying?
[14:08] ---
    It's a graph showing
    the uric acid levels in this area.
[14:12] ---
    Uric acid? But these levels are...
[14:15] ---
    Yes. They've been hovering
    around the danger zone for days now.
[14:20] ---
    Uric acid.
[14:21] ---
    A waste by-product formed
    during the breakdown of purines,

[14:25] ---
    the energy substance produced in the body
    when food is consumed or metabolized.

[14:31] ---
    It is particularly insoluble in the bloodstream
    of the extremities where the body temperature is low,

[14:35] ---
    such as the lower torso and fingertips,
    and is conducive to buildup.

[14:39] ---
    Uric acid.
[14:41] ---
    A mysterious pathogen.
[14:44] ---
    I see! So, that's what it is!
[14:48] ---
    What is it?
[14:49] ---
    He's...
[14:50] ---
    No, I mean that thing is no pathogen.
[14:53] ---
    What?
[14:56] ---
    Unscathed.
[14:57] ---
    Seriously?
[14:59] ---
    We know what it is!
[15:01] ---
    It's uric acid that didn't get dissolved
    in the bloodstream

[15:04] ---
    and ended up crystallized as urate.
[15:07] ---
    Crystallized uric acid?
[15:09] ---
    Uric acid is a purine metabolite.
[15:12] ---
    When there's excess purine intake
    due to gorging, uric acid levels soar,
[15:16] ---
    and we've been mistakenly attacking
    that urate crystal as a pathogen.
[15:22] ---
    We've actually triggered gout!
[15:28] ---
    Gout.
[15:30] ---
    Occurs when uric acid, a waste product
    in the bloodstream, forms sharp crystals.

[15:33] ---
    When these are attacked by White Blood Cells,
    inflammation ensues, causing severe pain.

[15:40] ---
    As pain can be triggered
    merely by a gust of wind,

[15:43] ---
    it came to be known as "painful wind."
[15:48] ---
    Then,
[15:49] ---
    that means that, in trying to protect this body...
[15:53] ---
    we've actually been abusing it instead?
[16:00] ---
    I-I don't believe this.
[16:06] ---
    What does it matter?
[16:09] ---
    Unless we inflict this much damage,
[16:11] ---
    this body will never hear our cries.
[16:16] ---
    Rookie?
[16:19] ---
    No matter how hard we work, it's useless.
[16:23] ---
    We have to change this body.
[16:30] ---
    Open your eyes, dammit!
[16:33] ---
    Do something about this work environment,
    or there'll be no turning back!
[16:38] ---
    Stop gorging on food and drink!
    Stop smoking, too!
[16:41] ---
    Get enough sleep!
[16:43] ---
    Exercise, dammit!
[16:45] ---
    He's right!
[16:47] ---
    How the cell...
[16:48] ---
    How the cell can we work
    under these conditions?
[16:51] ---
    Give us more vitamins!
[16:53] ---
    Let us rest once in a while!
[16:55] ---
    You're consuming too much nicotine!
[16:57] ---
    Cut back on the alcohol!
[17:07] ---
    Knock it off.
[17:11] ---
    Come on, enough already!
[17:16] ---
    Knock it off!
[17:17] ---
    I said knock it off!
[17:18] ---
    Please don't stop me!
[17:26] ---
    You're absolutely right.
[17:28] ---
    But what good will this do?
[17:32] ---
    There's nothing else that I can do anymore.
[17:38] ---
    All I can do is make an appeal
    to this body like this.
[17:44] ---
    I know.
[17:46] ---
    No matter how hard we work,
[17:48] ---
    unless this body changes,
[17:51] ---
    this code black environment
    will never change!
[17:54] ---
    That's why we're all suffering.
[17:57] ---
    I know only too well how you feel.
[18:00] ---
    I don't know how many times
    I've lost hope for this body myself.
[18:04] ---
    In this world...
[18:06] ---
    cells are born and die
    at a breakneck pace.
[18:12] ---
    We may all be different...
[18:14] ---
    but we're all here to protect this body
    and to carry out our tasks.
[18:21] ---
    What we need to do as the ones left behind
[18:24] ---
    is to keep this body going. The body
    that our dear friends risked their lives to protect.
[18:30] ---
    Not destroy it.
[18:34] ---
    Let's take better care of it.
[18:37] ---
    This world that our friends put their lives
    on the line to protect...
[18:43] ---
    And you yourself, as well...
[18:50] ---
    It wasn't your fault that he died.
[18:54] ---
    See? You forgot these.
[19:01] ---
    Don't blame yourself anymore.
[19:04] ---
    Don't try to shoulder the load by yourself.
[19:07] ---
    Don't try to shoulder the load by yourself.
[19:22] ---
    Please hear it.
[19:24] ---
    Us cells crying out...
[19:27] ---
    This body has reached its limit!
[19:34] ---
    The White Blood Cells have ceased their attacks
    on the urate crystal and have settled down.
[19:40] ---
    The ingested coichicine
    appears to be working.
[19:44] ---
    Coichicine.
[19:45] ---
    Inhibits microtubule polymerization
    by binding to a protein called "tubulin,"

[19:53] ---
    inhibiting White Blood Cell activity,
    leading to an anti-inflammatory effect.

[19:58] ---
    Used to treat gout.
[20:01] ---
    As prolonged use can cause damage
    to reproductive organs,

[20:05] ---
    it must be taken with caution.
[20:07] ---
    Even if we've suppressed
    White Blood Cell activity,
[20:11] ---
    nothing will change unless the purine levels
    decrease and the uric acid levels go down.
[20:15] ---
    But if this kind of inflammation keeps
    recurring, it's going to be grim.
[20:20] ---
    Aren't the naturally-supplied purines
    going to decrease?
[20:24] ---
    I don't know.
[20:25] ---
    Can this body stop neglecting
    its health after all these years?
[20:29] ---
    And I really hope that the damage from all that
    drinking and smoking will come to a stop.
[20:34] ---
    The risk of a gout attack increases
    when the blood uric acid level rises above 7 mg/dL,

[20:42] ---
    and this state continues
    for several years.

[20:44] ---
    Female hormones can induce
    the flushing out of uric acid,

[20:48] ---
    and so, 90% of gout patients are male.
[20:52] ---
    This is how close to the edge
    this body's been driven by psychological stress.
[20:58] ---
    I wonder who the real villain is here.
[21:13] ---
    Come on, rookie! Run! Run!
[21:15] ---
    You're never going to be done at this rate!
[21:17] ---
    I'm sorry!
[21:19] ---
    Jeez, we're even more understaffed than ever.
    What the cell can we do?
[21:23] ---
    The blood vessels are deteriorating
    by the day, too.
[21:27] ---
    Whoa!
[21:29] ---
    And it's going to be a while
    before the rookies will be of any use.
[21:41] ---
    Oh my gosh! The oxygen!
[21:43] ---
    Hey! What are you doing?
[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:20] ---
    Man, you really had me worried!
[23:22] ---
    RETURN
[23:22] ---
    To think that the coronary artery
    could get completely clogged like this...
[23:26] ---
    THE HEART
[23:26] ---
    This condition is...
[23:27] ---
    Ah, ah...
[23:28] ---
    DEMISE
[23:29] ---
    We will now hold an emergency
    meeting for all cells.
[23:31] ---
    RETURN, THE HEART, AND DEMISE

E12 - Return, the Heart, and Demise

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[00:05] ---
    We may all be different, but we're all here
    to protect this body and to carry out our tasks.
[00:12] ---
    What we need to do as the ones left behind
[00:15] ---
    is to keep this body going. The body
    that our dear friends risked their lives to protect.
[00:21] ---
    Not destroy it.
[00:23] ---
    WHITE BLOOD CELL
[00:43] ---
    ENUCLEATION CEREMONY
[00:52] ---
    The tricuspid valve is about to open.
    Red Blood Cells, please do not stop.

[00:56] ---
    Keep the line moving.
[01:01] ---
    And I just got back from a full round
    around the whole body.
[01:05] ---
    Why do we even bother punching in?
[01:08] ---
    Not like the higher-ups take a good look
    at our timesheets.
[01:10] ---
    You said it.
[01:12] ---
    We don't get paid time off
    or even makeup days.
[01:15] ---
    The only rest we'll ever get is right here.
[01:19] ---
    When the heart comes to a stop.
[01:23] ---
    The heart.
[01:24] ---
    A keystone organ that serves
    as the engine for blood circulation.

[01:28] ---
    A muscular organ, it constricts
    to function as the body's circulatory pump.

[01:38] ---
    Still, the blood vessels seem to be
    in even worse shape these days.
[01:42] ---
    It's a chore just to transport this oxygen.
[01:46] ---
    The pathway's beyond bumpy for sure!
[01:49] ---
    By the way, where's that rookie
    you were always with?
[01:52] ---
    You know, the one with the glasses...
[01:54] ---
    I haven't been able
    to get in touch with him for a while.
[01:56] ---
    His chances of making it back
    aren't looking too good.
[01:59] ---
    Well, I can't say I blame him for wanting
    to bail on an environment like this.
[02:04] ---
    He did show a lot of promise, though.
[02:08] ---
    Winner of the Top Rookie Award no less.
[02:10] ---
    Don't just stand there!
[02:12] ---
    Can't you see we're backed up here? Move it!
[02:14] ---
    S-Sorry!
[02:18] ---
    Even training an incompetent rookie
    is such a chore.
[02:27] ---
    You...
[02:29] ---
    Um...
[02:33] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[02:41] ---
    Man, you really had me worried!
[02:45] ---
    Been waiting for you, rookie!
[02:47] ---
    No...
[02:48] ---
    You're a full-fledged
    Red Blood Cell now, aren't you?
[02:56] ---
    Yes!
[02:57] ---
    Hey! Senpai! Good work!
[03:00] ---
    I was worried about you,
    since I haven't seen you at all lately!
[03:03] ---
    Is that right? Sorry.
    I'm fine now, okay?
[03:07] ---
    Please show me how things are done, all right?
[03:09] ---
    I'm counting on you.
[03:11] ---
    Right!
[04:47] ---
    EPISODE 12:
    RETURN, THE HEART, AND DEMISE
[04:51] ---
    Hey, look how fast you are now.
    Good pace!
[04:54] ---
    Thank you very much!
[04:56] ---
    Whoa...
[04:57] ---
    There's construction going on everywhere!
[04:59] ---
    PLATELETS
[05:00] ---
    Please watch your step.
[05:03] ---
    Thanks for your hard work.
[05:05] ---
    Jeez, could it be any harder to get through?
[05:08] ---
    Do you even need to do
    this kind of construction work?
[05:10] ---
    We apologize for the inconvenience.
[05:13] ---
    The whole body isn't getting enough oxygen
    as it is, so try not to slow us down!
[05:18] ---
    We're sorry.
[05:20] ---
    No need to apologize!
[05:22] ---
    Since we're only doing what needs to be done!
[05:24] ---
    Huh?
[05:25] ---
    Haven't you seen enough of it yourself?
    Clumps of cholesterol, plaque...
[05:32] ---
    Plaque.
[05:34] ---
    Bump-like piles of built-up
    cholesterol and fat.

[05:39] ---
    Differs from dental plaque,
    the plaque that builds up inside the mouth.

[05:43] ---
    Those things are breaking off
    all over the blood vessels!
[05:47] ---
    And fixing all that is our job!
[05:51] ---
    Even still, all this construction work
    everywhere we go is a huge pain for us!
[05:56] ---
    Can't you be more efficient?
[05:57] ---
    Oh, so we should just forget
    about the whole thing? Huh?
[06:00] ---
    Why don't you guys deliver that oxygen
    more efficiently for heaven's sake?
[06:04] ---
    Pretty tense, huh?
[06:06] ---
    Neither of them is really wrong, but still...
[06:10] ---
    Where to next?
[06:11] ---
    Uh...
[06:13] ---
    The next delivery's going to the stomach.
[06:17] ---
    Is something wrong?
[06:19] ---
    Uh, no.
[06:21] ---
    The path to the stomach's pretty clogged, too, so...
    Let's be careful on this delivery.
[06:25] ---
    Right!
[06:34] ---
    MUCUS
[06:38] ---
    It's so hot!
[06:39] ---
    This is my first time here, but who knew
    the stomach was such a harsh place?
[06:43] ---
    It seems to be in better shape
    than the last time I was here.
[07:03] ---
    Senpai? Are you okay?
[07:07] ---
    I'm okay. Let's go.
[07:12] ---
    Hey! You Red Blood Cells there!
[07:14] ---
    Get a move on!
[07:16] ---
    Bring that oxygen here!
[07:22] ---
    Enough already! Didn't I tell you?
[07:24] ---
    This kind of thing happens on a daily basis here!
[07:27] ---
    You can't get sentimental every single time,
    or you'll end up putting the others at risk!

[07:32] ---
    Oh right! That guy...
[07:35] ---
    Gastric Chief Cell!
[07:37] ---
    Nice to meet you! I'm NC8429!
    I look forward to working with you!
[07:42] ---
    Huh?
[07:43] ---
    Uh, I wouldn't...
[07:44] ---
    Who the cell has time to remember names?
[07:47] ---
    Forget that and just get to work!
[07:51] ---
    STOMACH
[07:51] ---
    W-We're sorry!
[07:53] ---
    Come on, let's deliver this oxygen.
[07:54] ---
    R-Right.
[07:59] ---
    The same thing happened to me, too,
    my first time here.
[08:02] ---
    You watched that orientation video, right?
[08:05] ---
    That's right!
[08:07] ---
    When you come to the stomach
    to make deliveries, tell us your names.

[08:11] ---
    It's a lot more pleasant to work
    with a familiar face

[08:13] ---
    than with someone
    you don't even know by name.

[08:17] ---
    We'll be waiting for you guys!
[08:20] ---
    See, that video's really, really old.
[08:23] ---
    Is that right?
[08:24] ---
    We should let them know
    that they need to make a new one.
[08:27] ---
    Hey, you there!
    Quit jawin' and get to work!
[08:30] ---
    Deliver that oxygen!
[08:31] ---
    Sorry.
[08:34] ---
    You work hard now, AA2153.
[08:38] ---
    Right.
[08:40] ---
    Huh?
[08:42] ---
    Good for you for making it back.
[08:45] ---
    Right!
[08:47] ---
    That's amazing! He remembers
    your name, huh, Senpai?
[08:55] ---
    The truth is, I still didn't know...
[08:59] ---
    We've come to deliver your oxygen!
[09:01] ---
    Oh, thanks for your hard work.
[09:04] ---
    ...what it truly meant to work.
[09:08] ---
    Here's your oxygen!
[09:10] ---
    You work so hard every day.
[09:12] ---
    No.
[09:13] ---
    But...
[09:15] ---
    Since this is...
[09:17] ---
    my job!
[09:21] ---
    Excuse me!
[09:24] ---
    I'm going to try...
[09:27] ---
    to give it my all one more time.
[09:35] ---
    All right, we've spotted the germs!
[09:38] ---
    Let's get this over with fast.
[09:40] ---
    Since we need to make up
    for our blunder during the gout battle.
[09:43] ---
    Don't let your guard down.
[09:45] ---
    - Copy that!
    - Copy that!
[09:50] ---
    Hey, this is a breeze!
[09:54] ---
    Look out!
[10:00] ---
    That was close!
[10:02] ---
    Watch your back.
    The shape this body's in...
[10:06] ---
    Germs aren't the only enemy now.
[10:10] ---
    What's up with this place?
[10:12] ---
    It's bursting with plaque!
[10:14] ---
    It's getting worse and worse, huh?
[10:17] ---
    Watch your step, okay?
    We'll have to transport them one by one.
[10:21] ---
    Okay.
[10:25] ---
    Finally made it through.
[10:28] ---
    But still...
[10:31] ---
    for the coronary arteries,
    which carry blood to the heart,
[10:33] ---
    to end up like this...
[10:35] ---
    This is no joke.
[10:37] ---
    RIGHT ATRIUM, RIGHT CORONARY ARTERY,
    AORTA, LEFT ATRIUM,
    LEFT CORONARY ARTERY,
    RIGHT VENTRICLE, LEFT VENTRICLE
[10:38] ---
    The coronary arteries.
[10:40] ---
    Wrapped around the entire heart,
[10:42] ---
    these arteries supply oxygen and nutrients
    to the heart muscle.

[10:47] ---
    About 5% of the total blood volume in the body
    flows through these vessels.

[10:48] ---
    RIGHT CORONARY ARTERY
[10:48] ---
    LEFT CORONARY ARTERY
[10:56] ---
    If this path is obstructed...
[10:59] ---
    What would happen?
[11:00] ---
    We wouldn't be able to reach the heart,
[11:03] ---
    and we wouldn't be able to deliver
    any oxygen or nutrients, either.
[11:06] ---
    What? Doesn't that mean that...
[11:11] ---
    It won't do any good to think about it.
[11:13] ---
    Right now, let's just do what we can.
[11:24] ---
    Did someone drop this?
[11:38] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[11:40] ---
    Hey, you guys...
[11:43] ---
    What in the world happened?
[11:44] ---
    The plaque ruptured.
[11:46] ---
    The plaque?
[11:47] ---
    The Platelets are forming a clot now...
[11:50] ---
    but as you can see,
[11:52] ---
    the pathway's so narrow now,
    it's turning into a traffic jam.
[11:55] ---
    Is this...
[11:56] ---
    a blood clot?
[11:59] ---
    Blood Clot.
[12:01] ---
    Blood that clumps inside the blood vessels.
[12:04] ---
    Formed when the vessel walls
    are injured or inflamed.

[12:09] ---
    As they block blood flow,
    they can lead to all kinds of diseases.

[12:15] ---
    It's just like that pulmonary embolism.
[12:23] ---
    Hey, you there!
[12:24] ---
    Y-Yes?
[12:26] ---
    Don't get any closer!
    Do you want to end up like that?
[12:30] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[12:32] ---
    We'll be careful as we move on.
[12:34] ---
    W-We're moving on?
    Through a place like this?
[12:37] ---
    It'll be all right. Just follow me.
[12:45] ---
    How are the coronary artery
    plaque ruptures looking?
[12:48] ---
    The Platelets are repairing them now,
[12:52] ---
    but the vessels have narrowed,
    so now the blood pressure is rising.
[12:56] ---
    What?
[12:57] ---
    We're seeing signs of angina.
[13:00] ---
    Looks like there's just enough room
    for the Red Blood Cells to pass through, but...
[13:04] ---
    So, we've managed to avoid
    the worst case scenario, but...
[13:09] ---
    this means that there's still the risk
    of a secondary disaster.
[13:14] ---
    It looks like we can just make it through.
[13:16] ---
    Yeah. Let's keep going
    and get this oxygen to the heart.
[13:23] ---
    It's gonna go! Make a run for it!
[13:27] ---
    This way!
[13:37] ---
    N-No...
[13:42] ---
    A-Are you all right?
[13:44] ---
    Come on, give me a hand!
[13:45] ---
    R-Right!
[13:52] ---
    No good. It's not budging.
[13:56] ---
    Are you kidding me?
    The space to get through...
[14:00] ---
    It's completely gone!
[14:04] ---
    Who would've thought?
[14:06] ---
    To think that the coronary arteries
    could get completely clogged like this...
[14:10] ---
    These symptoms...
[14:12] ---
    This is a heart attack!
[14:17] ---
    Who would've thought?
[14:19] ---
    To think that the coronary arteries
    could get completely clogged like this...
[14:23] ---
    These symptoms...
[14:25] ---
    This is a heart attack!
[14:28] ---
    Heart attack.
[14:31] ---
    A disease that occurs when a blood clot forms in
    the coronary arteries, obstructing the blood supply

[14:36] ---
    and destroying the heart muscle.
[14:39] ---
    Symptoms include prolonged,
    severe pain in the front of the chest,

[14:44] ---
    difficulty in breathing,
    arrhythmia, cyanosis and shock.

[14:52] ---
    At this rate, no oxygen will reach the heart,
    and it will become necrotic!
[14:59] ---
    S-Senpai, what should we do?
[15:06] ---
    Senpai?
[15:08] ---
    Grab as much of that oxygen as you can.
[15:10] ---
    What?
[15:11] ---
    Hurry!
[15:12] ---
    O-Okay!
[15:15] ---
    We have to get there! To the heart!
[15:18] ---
    If we don't make it,
    the heart's gonna stop!

[15:21] ---
    This body will...
[15:23] ---
    This body will be done!
[15:31] ---
    CELL
[15:31] ---
    Wh-What the...
    Something's going on here!
[15:34] ---
    Damn!
[15:36] ---
    What in the world...
[15:38] ---
    What in the world is happening?
[15:42] ---
    So, the time has come at last, huh?
[15:46] ---
    Actually, I'm surprised it held out this long.
[15:50] ---
    And now,
[15:52] ---
    we'll have to perform our final task.
[16:00] ---
    Oh no! The oxygen's about to run out!
[16:03] ---
    At this rate, the heart will...
    We have to do something now!
[16:10] ---
    Ah, ah...
[16:13] ---
    All cells in this body, can you hear me?
[16:16] ---
    We will now hold
    an emergency meeting for all cells.

[16:21] ---
    Emergency meeting?
[16:23] ---
    This is a first for me, too.
[16:28] ---
    All of you cells...
[16:32] ---
    You've done a good job until now,
    working for this body.

[16:38] ---
    However...
[16:40] ---
    there is no need for you to carry on.
[16:44] ---
    Huh?
[16:46] ---
    What does he mean,
    "there's no need for us to work"?
[16:52] ---
    Just now, a serious incident occurred
    within the coronary arteries.
[16:57] ---
    At this time, the oxygen supply
    to the heart has been halted.

[17:03] ---
    H-Hey! Hold on a second!
[17:05] ---
    What's going to happen to this body
    if the heart stops?
[17:09] ---
    Smoking and drinking to excess...
[17:11] ---
    Hot!
[17:12] ---
    Increased cholesterol levels and stress...
[17:18] ---
    These factors have led to the numerous threats
    this body has been exposed to until now.

[17:25] ---
    Liver dysfunction, gonococci, spot balding,
    kidney stones, urinary tract infection...

[17:34] ---
    pulmonary embolism, H. pylori...
[17:37] ---
    And each time, thanks to your work,
    we've managed to overcome those threats.

[17:43] ---
    But this is the final straw.
[17:46] ---
    As of today, this body will meet its demise!
[17:52] ---
    Demise?
[17:54] ---
    This is the end?
[17:56] ---
    All of a sudden?
[17:57] ---
    You really think you can give a speech
    like that and we'll just eat it?
[18:01] ---
    Give us a real explanation!
[18:04] ---
    O-Of course, we'd anticipate the possibility
    of something like this happening eventually.

[18:09] ---
    But it's not as if we were concealing it from you.
[18:13] ---
    There was a good chance that it could've been
    averted had the situation improved.
[18:20] ---
    Liar!
[18:22] ---
    Don't give us that!
[18:24] ---
    If you knew all along, wasn't there something
    you could've done about it?
[18:28] ---
    We've taken every possible action on our end...
[18:32] ---
    but, uh, this body is now
    in an extremely harsh environment.

[18:38] ---
    You run us all into the ground,
    and now you're dumping that on us?
[18:40] ---
    Is that irresponsible or what?
[18:44] ---
    Truly...
[18:46] ---
    We are truly sorry!
[18:58] ---
    All of you,
[18:59] ---
    thank you for all your hard work until today.
[19:03] ---
    Where are you going?
[19:10] ---
    The heart...
[19:12] ---
    It stopped?
[19:14] ---
    Oxygen... Is there any oxygen anywhere?
[19:18] ---
    You can search all you want,
    but you won't find any.
[19:20] ---
    What about the coronary arteries?
    Can't we pass through the coronary arteries yet?
[19:25] ---
    Not happening. They're still clogged up,
    and there's nothing we can do.
[19:30] ---
    Dammit!
[19:32] ---
    Senpai?
[19:33] ---
    As of today...
[19:35] ---
    you won't have to work anymore.
[19:38] ---
    And as for us,
    we will take responsibility and...

[19:46] ---
    What are we supposed to do?
[19:47] ---
    How should I know?
[19:51] ---
    Calm down!
[19:52] ---
    Everyone, carry out your respective roles!
[19:59] ---
    Th-The body's functions...
[20:02] ---
    are coming to a halt!
[20:05] ---
    There has to be some oxygen!
    There has to be some somewhere!

[20:09] ---
    WELCOME TO THE LUNGS
[20:10] ---
    W-We're not getting any oxygen!
[20:13] ---
    H-Has the breathing stopped?
[20:21] ---
    It's all right. It's going to be all right.
[20:23] ---
    So, everyone, calm down.
[20:34] ---
    Dammit!
[20:35] ---
    Digestion's stopped cold!
[20:42] ---
    Um, your next order, sir...
[20:47] ---
    We're waiting for your instructions, sir.
[20:50] ---
    There's nothing more we can do.
[21:12] ---
    It's the end of the world!
[21:17] ---
    Now we can finally rest.
[21:20] ---
    We don't have to work anymore.
[21:23] ---
    But that's so...
[21:25] ---
    irresponsible!
[21:27] ---
    Telling us to work one second,
    then telling us not to work the next!

[21:31] ---
    Work...
[21:32] ---
    Please work, heart!
[21:39] ---
    I...
[21:41] ---
    I still...
[21:45] ---
    s-still...
[23:19] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:20] ---
    - Fight!
    - Fight!
[23:21] ---
    - Fight!
    - Fight!
[23:22] ---
    - Come on, fight!
    - Please fight.
[23:23] ---
    CARDIAC
    ARREST
[23:23] ---
    - Fight!
    - Please, fight.
[23:25] ---
    - Hang in there, dammit!
    - Fight, please.
[23:26] ---
    REVIVAL
[23:27] ---
    Fight...
[23:28] ---
    Fight!
[23:28] ---
    CHANGE
[23:29] ---
    One more time...
[23:30] ---
    start moving, heart!
[23:31] ---
    CARDIAC ARREST, REVIVAL, AND A CHANGE

E13 - Cardiac Arrest, Revival, and a Change

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[00:02] ---
    If this path is obstructed...
[00:05] ---
    we wouldn't be able to reach the heart,
[00:08] ---
    and we wouldn't be able to deliver
    any oxygen or nutrients, either.
[00:14] ---
    N-No...
[00:18] ---
    To think that the coronary arteries
    could get completely clogged like this...
[00:22] ---
    These symptoms...
[00:24] ---
    This is a heart attack!
[00:27] ---
    At this rate, no oxygen will reach the heart,
    and it will become necrotic!
[00:32] ---
    Just now, a serious incident occurred
    within the coronary arteries.

[00:38] ---
    As of today, this body will meet its demise!
[00:46] ---
    Th-The body's functions...
[00:48] ---
    are coming to a halt!
[00:51] ---
    It's the end of the world!
[00:57] ---
    Work...
[00:58] ---
    Please work, heart!
[01:02] ---
    I...
[01:04] ---
    I still...
[01:06] ---
    s-still...
[02:47] ---
    EPISODE 13:
    CARDIAC ARREST,
    REVIVAL, AND A CHANGE
[02:48] ---
    Let's all work together!
    We're going to clear a path here!
[02:51] ---
    Three, two...
[02:59] ---
    No good! It's not budging an inch!
[03:02] ---
    Dammit!
[03:03] ---
    We've got oxygen, but we can't deliver it
    to the heart? Who knew...
[03:09] ---
    It's over.
[03:12] ---
    The heart's stopped.
[03:15] ---
    Give it up.
[03:16] ---
    Waiting to die is all that's left
    for this body to do.
[03:23] ---
    Wh-What are these jolts?
[03:28] ---
    WELCOME TO THE LUNGS
[03:33] ---
    What the cell is going on?
[03:34] ---
    Hey!
[03:36] ---
    Come and take a look at this!
[03:39] ---
    There's a crack in the rib
    protecting the internal organs?
[03:43] ---
    Oh man, it's all over now for this body.
[03:51] ---
    Wh-What in the world...
[03:59] ---
    What's going on?
[04:01] ---
    S-Senpai!
[04:04] ---
    Look at that!
[04:06] ---
    It's blinking in time with each jolt?
[04:11] ---
    Chest compressions.
[04:13] ---
    Also known as "cardiac massages."
[04:16] ---
    A cardiopulmonary resuscitation procedure.
[04:18] ---
    It is performed in order to keep oxygen
    flowing to the heart when it stops beating.

[04:24] ---
    Because great force is being applied to the chest,
    the ribs can sometimes break.

[04:32] ---
    This body...
[04:34] ---
    is trying to live.
[04:35] ---
    Huh?
[04:36] ---
    I have to go.
[04:39] ---
    Senpai?
[04:40] ---
    Now where are you going?
[04:42] ---
    Once the blood flow is restored...
[04:44] ---
    we're going to deliver oxygen right away.
[04:47] ---
    That's...
[04:48] ---
    our job!
[04:50] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[04:52] ---
    This body is about to die!
[04:55] ---
    Work isn't exactly...
[04:58] ---
    That's right.
[05:00] ---
    This body can just die for all I care.
[05:04] ---
    Finally, we won't have to work anymore.
[05:07] ---
    Isn't that what you're all thinking, too?
[05:10] ---
    Or wait, do you actually want to go on
    working in such an environment?
[05:16] ---
    I'm serious! I'm sick and tired of it all!
[05:20] ---
    Look at you.
[05:22] ---
    Still trying to work at a time like this.
[05:26] ---
    That's how deep this body's got
    its hooks in you? Huh?
[05:32] ---
    We couldn't work if we wanted to
    because it's going to die!
[05:35] ---
    So just sit back and shut up!
[05:38] ---
    That's irrelevant.
[05:40] ---
    What?
[05:42] ---
    We're being forced to work under a Code Black?
[05:45] ---
    We don't have to work anymore
    because it's about to die?
[05:49] ---
    All that's irrelevant!
[05:53] ---
    I...
[05:54] ---
    I work because I want to!
[05:58] ---
    With these hands...
[06:00] ---
    With these feet...
[06:01] ---
    I want to deliver oxygen!
[06:04] ---
    So, please... One more time...
[06:07] ---
    start moving, heart!
[06:10] ---
    Move!
[06:19] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[06:21] ---
    Did the heart just start moving?
[06:26] ---
    Does this mean
    the pulse has been restored?
[06:32] ---
    No, it's just in a convulsive state!
[06:35] ---
    There's still no normal pulse!
[06:37] ---
    "Convulsive state"?
[06:40] ---
    Ventricular fibrillation.
[06:42] ---
    A condition in which the heart begins
    to palpitate rapidly, or quiver,

[06:45] ---
    cutting off blood supply
    to the entire body.

[06:50] ---
    A type of life-threatening arrhythmia.
[06:54] ---
    Fight.
[06:55] ---
    Huh?
[06:57] ---
    Fight... Fight... Fight!
[07:00] ---
    Fight?
[07:02] ---
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
[07:04] ---
    Fight! You can do it, heart!
[07:07] ---
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
[07:14] ---
    It's useless.
[07:16] ---
    Fight! Fight!
[07:19] ---
    Fight! Fight!
[07:21] ---
    Fight! Fight!
[07:21] ---
    WHITE
    BLOOD CELL
[07:23] ---
    Fight! Fight!
[07:25] ---
    Fight.
[07:27] ---
    Fight.
[07:29] ---
    PLATELETS
[07:29] ---
    You can do it!
[07:31] ---
    Fight.
[07:32] ---
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
[07:35] ---
    Please give it your best shot.
[07:37] ---
    Fight!
[07:38] ---
    Fight, dammit!
[07:41] ---
    Please fight.
[07:47] ---
    Come back to life!
[08:02] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[08:05] ---
    Now what's happening?
[08:07] ---
    Continuous stimulation is being applied
    to the heart from outside!
[08:17] ---
    The heartbeat...
[08:21] ---
    Error, cleared!
[08:22] ---
    The ventricle has stopped fibrillating!
[08:24] ---
    The cardiorespiratory functions
    have returned to normal!
[08:31] ---
    PLEASE USE
    IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
[08:31] ---
    THE ALARM
    WILL GO OFF
    WHEN OPENED
[08:32] ---
    AED.
[08:34] ---
    Automated External Defibrillator.
[08:37] ---
    A device that helps
    restore the heart rhythm to normal

[08:41] ---
    by delivering electric shocks to a heart
    that's fibrillating due to myocardial infarctions, etc.,

[08:46] ---
    and is no longer able to pump.
[08:50] ---
    What about the coronary artery blood clot?
[08:52] ---
    I-It's no good!
[08:54] ---
    The blood cells' route is still blocked!
[09:00] ---
    Either way, we won't be able
    to ward off cardionecrosis!
[09:04] ---
    Dammit! Dammit!
[09:06] ---
    You think we're going to give up?
[09:08] ---
    It's our job to deliver oxygen
    to the heart up ahead!
[09:16] ---
    What's that sound?
[09:20] ---
    Whoa!
[09:23] ---
    Wh-What the cell's that?
[09:28] ---
    Huh?
[09:29] ---
    It's starting to inflate!
[09:31] ---
    G-Get back! Everyone, evacuate!
[09:53] ---
    What the cell was that?
[09:55] ---
    A new type of germ?
[09:57] ---
    Hey, look!
[10:00] ---
    This is...
[10:01] ---
    The plaque's been pushed aside,
    clearing the way?
[10:05] ---
    All right! Now we can get through!
[10:08] ---
    Oxygen! Deliver the oxygen!
[10:10] ---
    Right!
[10:11] ---
    To the heart! On the double!
[10:14] ---
    Th-The coronary artery's unblocked!
[10:16] ---
    Blood flow has been restored!
[10:18] ---
    Yeah!
[10:21] ---
    Stent treatment.
[10:23] ---
    A procedure in which a catheter is inserted
    into the coronary artery,

[10:27] ---
    where a balloon is inflated to expand
    a wire mesh tube called a "stent,"

[10:30] ---
    to open up clogged arteries.
[10:35] ---
    I-Idiots! It's too early to celebrate!
[10:38] ---
    Huh?
[10:39] ---
    If we don't get oxygen delivered across
    the whole body as soon as possible,
[10:43] ---
    the cells will start
    undergoing necrosis!
[10:48] ---
    Above all, if this brain is left
    with any severe damage,
[10:52] ---
    the consequences will be dire.
[10:58] ---
    Hey there!
[10:59] ---
    We brought you some oxygen!
[11:00] ---
    Y-You guys!
[11:03] ---
    You mean we can pass
    through the coronary artery again?
[11:05] ---
    That's right! For now, let's just
    get this oxygen to the heart!
[11:08] ---
    Right!
[11:09] ---
    Let's get going!
[11:10] ---
    Okay!
[11:12] ---
    Way to go!
[11:13] ---
    It's all up to those Red Blood Cells...
[11:16] ---
    whether or not this body makes it!
[11:23] ---
    The lights are back on!
[11:25] ---
    Senpai...
[11:28] ---
    Come on! The cells inside this body...
[11:31] ---
    are waiting for this oxygen!
[11:34] ---
    Right!
[11:41] ---
    Sorry we're late!
    We've come to deliver your oxygen!
[11:49] ---
    Huh? Gastric Chief Cell?
[11:56] ---
    What took you so long?
[12:00] ---
    Come on, guys! The oxygen's here!
[12:02] ---
    Take your positions!
[12:04] ---
    We've got tons of work backed up!
    Don't stop! Just keep going!
[12:08] ---
    Right!
[12:09] ---
    STOMACH
[12:11] ---
    For heaven's sake...
[12:13] ---
    I knew you'd come, AA2153.
[12:18] ---
    Hey! You're keeping the other cells
    waiting, right? Get going!
[12:23] ---
    Right!
[12:24] ---
    Go on, take it!
[12:27] ---
    Right!
[12:35] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting
    for your oxygen!
[12:38] ---
    There you are.
[12:51] ---
    You really saved the day.
[12:52] ---
    Thanks to you guys, it looks like
    the brain will be left with almost no damage.
[12:59] ---
    Thank goodness.
[13:00] ---
    Please accept my gratitude
    on behalf of everyone.
[13:03] ---
    Thank you for all your hard work.
[13:04] ---
    No, we should be thanking you
    for all that you do.
[13:13] ---
    Is everyone all right?
    We've brought you some oxygen!
[13:18] ---
    Everyone, there's no time
    for all this weeping!
[13:21] ---
    We need to get ready to open!
[13:23] ---
    Right!
[13:25] ---
    Don't worry about us.
[13:27] ---
    Please deliver that oxygen
    to the more crucial organs.
[13:31] ---
    He's right. Even if some hair falls out,
    it wouldn't be life-threatening.
[13:36] ---
    What are you talking about?
[13:37] ---
    We're going to make sure
    that every cell in this body gets oxygen!
[13:41] ---
    Because that's our job!
[13:47] ---
    Much obliged.
[13:50] ---
    We've come to deliver your oxygen!
[13:55] ---
    Yay! Thank goodness!
[13:58] ---
    Well, this is unusual. I thought
    the liver was known as the "silent organ."
[14:02] ---
    TALKING IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
[14:03] ---
    It's all good.
[14:05] ---
    When are we ever going to be happy if not now?
[14:12] ---
    So sorry I kept you waiting!
[14:14] ---
    I've brought you your oxygen!
[14:18] ---
    Y-You...
[14:20] ---
    I'm so glad you're safe.
[14:22] ---
    If you could stamp here, please.
[14:27] ---
    Thanks! Thank you!
[14:30] ---
    CELL
[14:31] ---
    After all the times
    I lashed out at you until now...
[14:37] ---
    Even so...
[14:39] ---
    instead of abandoning me,
    you're still bringing me oxygen.
[14:44] ---
    Because that's...
[14:46] ---
    That's our job.
[14:49] ---
    Please use this oxygen...
[14:51] ---
    to work hard again!
[14:58] ---
    The cells...
[15:00] ---
    ...are regaining their vigor!
[15:03] ---
    Okay, we're going to carry out
    our own tasks, too!
[15:05] ---
    We're going to head to the site of infraction
    and help out with the aftermath!
[15:08] ---
    - Roger that!
    - Roger that!
[15:18] ---
    The light...
[15:20] ---
    is spreading...
[15:24] ---
    One simple job.
    Delivering oxygen every day.

[15:29] ---
    All the while getting yelled at
    by our senpais and other cells.

[15:33] ---
    If you're a Red Blood Cell,
[15:36] ---
    then deliver, deliver, deliver oxygen until you drop!
[15:41] ---
    No matter how hard we work...
[15:45] ---
    our work environment
    just keeps getting worse.

[15:48] ---
    I can't even count how many times
    my life was in danger.

[15:59] ---
    No way!
[16:02] ---
    Everybody, run! Please run!
[16:08] ---
    There were times
    when I lost sight of who I was.

[16:12] ---
    I've got to work hard.
[16:15] ---
    And it was driven home to me over and over
    just how powerless I was.

[16:20] ---
    The hair is falling out!
[16:32] ---
    ENUCLEATION CEREMONY
[16:34] ---
    There were times
    when I even bailed on my own job.

[16:39] ---
    I...
[16:41] ---
    don't want to work anymore.
[16:45] ---
    So many times...
    Over and over again, I questioned this job.

[16:50] ---
    But...
[16:52] ---
    this is our job.
[16:54] ---
    Hey, what do you think you're doing?
[16:55] ---
    It's something that this body can't do without.
[16:55] ---
    Hurry up!
[16:58] ---
    I can raise my head high
    and take pride in it now!

[17:03] ---
    In this job!
[17:27] ---
    Everybody, this way!
[17:29] ---
    Watch your step, okay?
[17:30] ---
    Okay!
[17:34] ---
    Hello!
[17:35] ---
    Hello!
[17:37] ---
    Everyone's getting a lot done, huh?
[17:40] ---
    There haven't been
    any carbon monoxide leaks lately...
[17:44] ---
    and there's a lot less plaque
    in the blood vessels...
[17:47] ---
    so it's easier to transport oxygen now.
[17:49] ---
    True.
[17:51] ---
    The only unfortunate thing is that
    since there's no more alcohol raining down,
[17:54] ---
    we don't have as many chances
    to head to the liver to get detoxed, huh?
[18:00] ---
    It would be great if this could last.
[18:07] ---
    Yes.
[18:11] ---
    All right, I'm leaving that work to you, then!
[18:14] ---
    Okay!
[18:18] ---
    Whoa!
[18:21] ---
    Wh-White Blood Cell!
[18:26] ---
    It looks like you were battling
    a pretty huge germ there.
[18:29] ---
    No worries.
    That was just a generic resident flora.
[18:35] ---
    It's changed.
[18:37] ---
    Yes. Since that day, both blood flow
    and nutritional status have improved,
[18:42] ---
    stress has been reduced, and it's a much
    better environment for everyone to work in now.
[18:48] ---
    Deliver oxygen
    and retrieve carbon dioxide.
[18:53] ---
    Nothing's changed about the tasks
    that I have to carry out.
[18:55] ---
    But...
[18:57] ---
    In an environment like this,
    I can work even harder than before!
[19:04] ---
    You might be the one
    who's changed most of all, huh?
[19:08] ---
    Wha...
[19:09] ---
    You've sure grown up a lot.
[19:11] ---
    N-No way. I still have
    a long way to go.
[19:14] ---
    The way I see it,
    you're a full-fledged cell now.
[19:16] ---
    H-Hey, you're embarrassing me.
[19:19] ---
    But...
[19:22] ---
    I'm so thrilled to be acknowledged by you,
    the one I've always looked up to!
[19:32] ---
    "Looked up to"? That's just...
[19:36] ---
    I mean, you're a Red Blood Cell
    and I'm a White Blood Cell, so...
[19:41] ---
    I-I'm so sorry! Maybe "looked up to"
    isn't the right phrase—
[19:44] ---
    Hey, Senpai!
[19:47] ---
    Where should I transport this package?
[19:50] ---
    Didn't I tell you earlier?
[19:53] ---
    Go with him.
[19:55] ---
    Oh, right.
[19:58] ---
    Hey, Senpai, what were you doing
    to make you blush like that?
[20:02] ---
    Oh, uh, hey, this is just...
[20:06] ---
    This is the inside of a human body.
[20:10] ---
    Every day, we receive oxygen in the lungs...
[20:12] ---
    and deliver it to the entire body.
[20:14] ---
    That's all there is to it. But...
[20:18] ---
    That's our job as Red Blood Cells.
[20:19] ---
    RECEIVED
[20:22] ---
    One by one, the jobs we cells do
    may be insignificant, but...

[20:28] ---
    with all the efforts of us cells at work,
[20:32] ---
    this body is able to live on!
[22:11] ---
    The vascular wall?
[22:12] ---
    You Red Blood Cells, stay back!
[22:14] ---
    Okay!
[22:16] ---
    Something's coming?
[22:22] ---
    It's sucking us in?
[22:25] ---
    White Blood Cell!
[22:26] ---
    Let me go or you'll get dragged into this, too!
[22:29] ---
    I'm not letting go!
[22:32] ---
    Red Blood Cell!
[22:40] ---
    Senpai! Senpai!
[22:46] ---
    Senpai! Thank goodness!
    I was afraid you were never going to wake up!
[22:52] ---
    Where the cell are we?
[22:54] ---
    The subclavian vein, it says.
[22:57] ---
    SUBCLAVIAN VEIN
[22:58] ---
    The subclavian vein?
[23:00] ---
    When we passed through it before,
    it was all cleaned up,
[23:05] ---
    but this blood vessel is all bumpy.
    It's just like it was before.
[23:09] ---
    No, it's even more
    of a Code Black than before!
[23:19] ---
    Don't tell me this is a different body!
[23:25] ---
    Our Code Black jobs...
[23:29] ---
    aren't over!