E976 - Follow Them! Detective Taxi

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[00:00] Both
    [Eyecatch]
[00:00] Driver
    [ED]
[00:00] ---
    Detective Conan Episode 976
[00:00] Conan
    [OP]
SIGN    Birinmon Fish Market
[00:07] Wholesaler
    What?
[00:09] Wholesaler
    The great detective Mori Kogoro?
SIGN    Tuna Wholesaler (40) 
    Employed at Birinmon Fish Market
[00:13] Kogoro
    Y-Yes...
[00:15] Wholesaler
    So, what does the great
    detective want with us?
[00:19] Kogoro
    This is the missing pet Armadillo-kun.
[00:23] Kogoro
    She's the pet of a Ginza barmaid
    who lives in Haido City.
[00:36] Madam
    Great detective Mori Kogoro-sensei.
SIGN    Ginza Barmaid (33) 
    Haido City Resident
[00:39] Madam
    I'd like you to find my Armadillo-kun.
[00:43] Madam
    This is a picture of him.
[00:45] Kogoro
    An a-armadillo?
[00:48] Madam
    Yes.
[00:49] Madam
    While on my way home yesterday,
[00:51] Madam
    he went missing around the Birinmon Bridge.
[00:56] Kogoro
    I see. Birinmon Bridge.
[01:00] Madam
    It must be the Birinmon
    Fish Market in that area.
[01:04] Madam
    That fish market may have already
    prepared my armadillo for consumption...
[01:11] Madam
    Please, Mori-sensei!
[01:14] Madam
    Please find my armadillo!
[01:19] Madam
    Please!
[01:22] Kogoro
    That's the situation.
[01:25] Wholesaler
    I see.
[01:27] Wholesaler
    The Birinmon Fish Market...
[01:30] Kogoro
    What?
[01:31] Wholesaler
    ...prepares armadillos for consumption?
[01:34] Wholesaler
    We're a tuna wholesaler.
[01:39] Kogoro
    I certainly don't believe
    that's the case either.
[01:42] Wholesaler
    Don't ever come back here!
[01:44] Wholesaler
    A fish market doesn't handle armadillos!
[01:52] Wholesaler
    This is a fish market!
[01:56] Wholesaler
    Armadillos aren't fish!
[02:00] Wholesaler
    We don't sell those!
[02:18] Kogoro
    I guess we should head home.
[02:20] Conan
    Yeah.
[02:27] Kogoro
    Oof.
[02:29] Kogoro
    Beika City, please.
[02:36] Conan
    The rhythm on my lips is footloose!
[02:38] Conan
    The rhythm of my detective
    skills is perfect!
[02:40] Conan
    You won't find armadillos at the market!
[02:42] Conan
    A mysterious taxi appears during the search!
[02:44] Conan
    Always determining the one truth
[02:45] Conan
    with the body of a child
    and the mind of an adult,
[02:47] Conan
    his name is Detective Conan!
SIGN    Follow Them! Detective Taxi
[04:28] Conan
    "Follow Them! Detective Taxi!"
[04:40] Kogoro
    Anyway, where could her pet
    Armadillo-kun have gone?
[04:46] Driver
    You're the great detective
    Mori Kogoro-dai-sensei!
[04:52] Kogoro
    Indeed. I am Mori Kogoro.
[04:55] Driver
    I'm a huge fan!
SIGN    Taxi Driver (25)
[04:59] Driver
    Marry me!
[05:00] Kogoro
    Wh-What?!
[05:01] Conan
    Driver, the wheel! The wheel!
[05:11] Driver
    I'm sorry. I was just so excited.
[05:14] Driver
    I can't believe I asked you to marry me.
[05:18] Driver
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[05:20] Driver
    I'm just that big of a fan.
[05:22] Conan
    Face forward!
[05:23] Driver
    Yes, sir.
[05:23] Kogoro
    You're such a huge fan you want to marry me.
[05:27] Conan
    Are you happy to hear that?
[05:28] Kogoro
    N-No!
[05:30] Kogoro
    No, but...
[05:34] Conan
    You are happy.
[05:37] Kogoro
    Excuse me, driver.
[05:39] Driver
    What is it, Mori Kogoro-dai-sensei?
[05:44] Kogoro
    I'm in no hurry.
[05:45] Kogoro
    We can take the long way around.
[05:48] Conan
    What?
[05:49] Driver
    Thank you.
[05:53] Driver
    Oh, right.
[05:55] Driver
    Great Detective Mori Kogoro-dai-sensei.
[05:58] Kogoro
    What is it, driver?
[06:01] Driver
    "The long way around" reminds me...
[06:04] Kogoro
    "The long way around"?
[06:06] Driver
    ...of the strange brothers in sunglasses.
[06:08] Kogoro
    Strange brothers in sunglasses?
[06:12] Driver
    Yes.
[06:13] Driver
    Yesterday I picked them up at the
    intersection near the Birinmon Fish Market.
[06:23] Driver
    How did I know they were brothers?
[06:28] Big
    Keep...
[06:30] Little
    ...going...
[06:32] Big
    ...straight...
[06:33] Little
    ...straight...
[06:34] Both
    ...ahead.
[06:36] Driver
    Only brothers could achieve
    such impressive harmony.
[06:43] Conan
    What was their destination?
[06:45] Driver
    I'm not telling.
[06:47] Kogoro
    So, did those brothers in sunglasses
    take the long way around?
[06:52] Driver
    Impressive, Mori Kogoro-dai-sensei!
[06:55] Driver
    Marvelous deduction!
[06:58] Driver
    I know, Mori Kogoro-dai-sensei.
[07:02] Kogoro
    What is it?
[07:03] Driver
    To thank you for riding, I'll show
    you the long route they took.
[07:08] Kogoro
    You don't need to do that!
[07:11] Driver
    No, allow me!
[07:14] Kogoro
    Don't!
SIGN    Birinmon Fish Market
[07:25] Driver
    This is the intersection where I picked
    up the strange brothers in sunglasses.
[07:30] Driver
    I drove straight ahead one light, two lights,
[07:37] Driver
    and turned left at the third light.
[07:41] Driver
    Around here was an industrial area.
[07:45] Driver
    I turned left onto the one-way along the
    concrete embankment on the Teimuzu River.
[07:55] Driver
    After driving straight ahead for a while,
    we passed a rooftop park on the left.
[08:01] Driver
    We passed the park and drove
    one, two, three, four,
[08:08] Driver
    and turned left onto the fifth street.
[08:14] Driver
    After turning left onto the second road,
    there was a small coin-operated parking lot.
[08:22] Driver
    They asked me to stop here
    so I stopped the car.
[08:26] Big
    Stop here.
[08:26] Little
    Stop here.
[08:33] Driver
    Sir, if you wanted to come here,
[08:37] Driver
    there was a faster and cheaper
    route we could have taken.
[08:42] Both
    It's fine.
[08:46] Driver
    It is?
[08:47] Big
    It's fine. It's fine.
[08:50] Driver
    What?
[08:52] Both
    Keep the meter running.
[08:55] Driver
    What?
[08:56] Big
    Once we conclude...
[08:58] Little
    ...our business...
[08:59] Both
    ...we will return.
[09:02] Driver
    What?
[09:03] Both
    The door.
[09:05] Driver
    Yes, sir.
[09:12] Driver
    At first I thought they'd skipped out
    on their fare, but they paid me later.
[09:16] Conan
    Where did the brothers in
    sunglasses go after getting off?
[09:20] Driver
    They climbed those stone
    steps down to the riverbank.
[09:29] Driver
    This must be the great detective Mori
    Kogoro-dai-sensei's sleeping deduction!
[09:35] Driver
    "Why did those strange brothers
    in sunglasses take a long route
[09:41] Driver
    to come to this parking lot and climb
    those steps to the embankment?"
[09:45] Driver
    He must be solving the case right now!
[09:48] Driver
    Oh, he's so cool!
[09:50] Driver
    I love the great detective
    Mori Kogoro-dai-sensei.
[10:00] Kogoro
    Open the door! Open this door!
[10:10] Driver
    Great detective Mori Kogoro-dai-sensei!
SIGN    Ghost Chimney Festival
[10:15] Conan
    What's that sound?
[10:18] Driver
    Probably drum practice for
    the Ghost Chimney Festival.
[10:21] Conan
    Ghost Chimney Festival?
[10:25] Driver
    I knew it.
[10:41] Driver
    Before the war, in this place
    stood some large "Ghost Chimneys"
[10:44] Driver
    that produced smoke in a variety of colors.
[10:49] Driver
    They were destroyed in the war,
    and now this place is a park.
[10:53] Driver
    But the people of Birinmon City,
    nostalgic for the Ghost Chimneys,
[10:58] Driver
    starting holding the Ghost Chimney Festival.
[11:01] Conan
    There are shops, too.
[11:04] Driver
    Due to Halloween's influence, they
    sell ghost costumes and products.
[11:08] Driver
    The festival is a huge hit.
[11:11] Driver
    It was posted online,
[11:13] Driver
    and ghost-lovers from not just
    Japan but all over the world come.
[11:19] Conan
    Sounds like a lot of people.
[11:21] Driver
    That's why the Ghost Chimney Festival's
    executive committee headquarters got a big safe.
SIGN    Ghost Chimney Festival
SIGN    Executive Committee Headquarters
[11:51] Conan
    What happens to the money
    they collect in the safe?
[11:54] Driver
    The bank sends a collection
    car to come get it.
[11:58] Conan
    The bank's collection car?
[12:00] Driver
    This.
SIGN    Traffic Restriction Notice  Traffic will be restricted on the day  of the festival as described below  Keyaki Road 11:00 – 15:00  Kitanaka Road 10:00 – 16:00  Shijo Road 11:00 – 16:00
[12:02] Conan
    It's a flier for traffic restrictions on
    the day of the Ghost Chimney Festival.
[12:09] Driver
    The stalls close at 3PM, so the
    collection car comes around four.
[12:16] Conan
    Where can cars be parked in this area?
[12:19] Driver
    Just those two coin-operated parking lots.
[12:25] Conan
    I see. So that's how it is.
[12:30] ---
    All better...
[12:33] Driver
    The great detective Mori Kogoro-dai-sensei!
[12:37] Driver
    Sensei, why did those strange
    brothers in sunglasses
[12:41] Driver
    take the long way around to this park?
[12:46] Driver
    Tell me what you've deduced,
    Mori Kogoro-dai-sensei!
[12:50] Kogoro
    Well...
[12:52] Driver
    Well?
[12:54] Kogoro
    The strange brothers in sunglasses
    were holding an endurance contest.
[12:58] Driver
    Endurance contest?
[13:00] Kgoro
    To see who could hold going
    to the bathroom longer.
[13:05] Driver
    I see!
[13:06] Driver
    Impressive as always, Great
    Detective Mori Kogoro-dai-sensei!
[13:09] Driver
    Clap, clap!
[13:11] Kogoro
    Clap, clap!
[13:13] Conan
    I know how the brothers in sunglasses
    took the long way around
[13:20] Conan
    by taxi on their way back.
[13:21] Both
    What?
SIGN    Ghost Chimney Festival
[14:27] Kogoro
    Armadillo-kun! Where are you? Hey!
[14:32] Kogoro
    Armadillo-kun!
[14:36] Kogoro
    Damn it. I'll find the
    barmaid's pet Armadillo-kun.
[14:50] Kogoro
    Huh?
[14:52] Kogoro
    Four eyes, where did he go?
[14:56] Kogoro
    He must've headed to the shops.
[14:58] Kogoro
    Did Ran give him some spending money?
[15:00] Kogoro
    That brat...
SIGN    Ghost Chimney Festival Executive Committee
[15:08] Conan
    This is the only place where cars
    can park near the festival grounds.
[15:13] Conan
    The bank's collection car parks here,
[15:17] Conan
    and the security guards go to the
    grounds to collect the money.
[15:21] Conan
    During that time, the brothers in sunglasses
    parked their own car in the adjacent space.
[15:31] Conan
    When the security guards returned
    after collecting the money...
[15:37] Conan
    They stole the money and fled.
[15:41] Both
    Finders keepers!
[16:03] Child
    Up!
[16:04] Dad
    Heave, ho!
[16:07] Conan
    It's not them.
[16:14] Conan
    The brothers in sunglasses won't
    be able to park their car here.
[16:21] Conan
    Where will they park instead?
[16:28] Guard
    There.
[16:37] Brothers
    Finders keepers!
[16:41] Conan
    It's the only way.
[16:44] Conan
    3PM. The shops should close soon.
[16:58] Conan
    4PM. It's about time.
[17:05] Conan
    They're here.
[17:24] Conan
    The brothers' car should show up soon.
[17:34] Conan
    Huh?
[17:35] Kogoro
    Hey, Armadillo-kun!
[17:38] Conan
    The old man?
[17:39] Kogoro
    Armadillo-kun, where are you?
[17:42] Both
    Armadillo-kun?
[17:45] Conan
    It's them!
[17:47] Driver
    Only brothers could achieve
    such impressive harmony.
[17:53] Conan
    It's a robbery!
[17:55] Conan
    Catch those men!
[17:58] Kogoro
    Huh?
[18:03] Kogoro
    Kid!
[18:05] Conan
    Damn! Their plan was to disguise themselves as
    the agents from the start and steal the money!
[18:21] Conan
    I know their escape route.
[19:19] Conan
    After that car!
[19:21] Driver
    I don't know what's going on, but...
SIGN    Birinmon Fish Market
[20:01] Wholesaler
    What's going on?
[20:09] Wholesaler
    Damn you!
[20:13] Wholesaler
    Take this!
[20:16] Wholesaler
    Take this!
[20:45] Conan
    Armadillo-kun.
[20:53] Both
    After picking him up at
    the Birinmon Fish Market,
[20:58] Both
    the two of us
[21:00] Both
    used Armadillo-kun to stop
    the bank's collection car
[21:12] Both
    and hijack it!
[21:20] Driver
    They sneeze normally.
[22:51] Kogoro
    Thank you for waiting.
[22:53] Kogoro
    I found your missing pet Armadillo-kun.
[22:58] Madam
    Thank you, great detective
    Mori Kogoro-sensei.
[23:03] Madam
    But this isn't an ordinary pet.
[23:06] Both
    What?
[23:07] Kogoro
    Not an ordinary pet?
[23:12] Madam
    I'm going to have Armadillo-kun earn
    money for me as an animal actor.
[23:24] Both
    What?!
[23:27] Madam
    Why not team up with him, Mori-sensei?
[23:30] Both
    No, thank you!
[23:33] Madam
    Oh, there he goes again!
[23:36] Madam
    Mori-sensei, catch him!
[23:38] Kogoro
    No way!
[23:40] Conan
    Armadillo Kogoro...