E757 - The Comedian Who Turned Himself In (Part 1)

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[00:00] ---
    
[00:02] Kogoro
    Sheesh.
SIGN    Beika Station        Police Box
[00:14] Kogoro
    Hey!
[00:15] Kogoro
    Four eyes, did you get in trouble
    for doing something bad?
[00:19] Conan
    What?
[00:20] Police
    It's not like that, Mouri-san.
[00:22] Police
    He was delivering a wallet
    he found in the street.
[00:26] Kogoro
    What? That's no fun.
[00:28] Conan
    Ouch.
[00:28] Conan
    I thought you were playing pachinko, Mister.
[00:31] Kogoro
    All the good machines were taken
    while I overslept a little.
[00:35] Conan
    11:30...
[00:37] Conan
    You overslept more than just a little.
[00:39] Kogoro
    Why you...
[00:40] Rokusuke
    U-U-U-Uh, um...
[00:44] Conan
    Huh? Isn't this guy...?
[00:46] Kogoro
    Are you the comedian...?
[00:49] Rokusuke
    Yes. I'm DoDonPa Rokusuke.
[00:51] Police
    Oh, the lying stand-up
    comedian DoDonPa-san.
[00:57] Rokusuke
    It's true, everyone!
[01:00] Rokusuke
    DoDonPa, DoDonPa never lies!
[01:04] Police
    Can I help you with something, DoDonPa-san?
[01:07] Rokusuke
    My talent agency's office 
    is right down the street.
SIGN    DoDonPa Rokusuke (30)
    Comedian
[01:12] Rokusuke
    There, I...
[01:15] Rokusuke
    I killed the president!
[01:17] Police
    What?!
[01:24] Conan
    The hidden lines on the palm are the fuse.
[01:26] Conan
    The deduction catches fire
    on the line to the heart.
[01:27] Conan
    The comedian who turned himself in
    receives a surprisingly evaluation.
[01:29] Conan
    Is he hiding something with laughter?
[01:31] Conan
    Always determining the one truth with the
    body of a child and the mind of an adult,
[01:35] Conan
    his name is Detective Conan!
SIGN    The Comedian Who Turned Himself In
    (Part One)
[03:18] Conan
    The Comedian Who Turned
    Himself In, Part One!
[03:34] Chiba
    Inspector Megure.
[03:36] Chiba
    I had the housekeeper Ueki-san
    prepare an open room for us.
[03:42] Megure
    Thank you.
[03:44] Megure
    The Beika Station seems to be a
    mess with all the other cases.
[03:47] Megure
    Why don't you give us a detailed account?
[03:49] Rokusuke
    Yes, sir.
[03:50] Kogoro
    I'll join you.
[03:52] Megure
    You don't have to.
[03:54] Kogoro
    No, I know I can help you solve this case.
[03:59] Conan
    You are the best detective around.
[04:02] Megure
    You must have a lot of time on your hands.
[04:05] Takagi
    DoDonPa Rokusuke.
[04:06] Takagi
    His real name is Rokusuke Tanigaki-san.
[04:08] Takagi
    He lives in Akebono City, 3-chome.
[04:11] Takagi
    The late Hideki Tendo-san operated
    a talent agency out of that room,
[04:16] Takagi
    which also served as his home,
[04:19] Takagi
    but his only client was DoDonPa-san.
[04:23] Rokusuke
    He worked closely with me as
    my president and manager.
[04:29] Rokusuke
    He was my dearest partner.
[04:33] Megure
    And you killed your dearest partner?
[04:38] Rokusuke
    Yes.
[04:39] Rokusuke
    I was coming up with new material this week,
[04:43] Rokusuke
    and today we were going to meet
    so I could show him what I had.
[04:49] Rokusuke
    I came to the office around 11:10.
[04:54] Rokusuke
    There!
[04:55] Rokusuke
    It's true, everyone!
[04:57] Rokusuke
    DoDonPa, DoDonPa never lies!
SIGN    Hideki Tendo (42)
    Talent Agency President
[05:01] Tendo
    Your jokes are immature!
[05:04] Rokusuke
    Wh-What do you mean?
[05:06] Tendo
    Those aren't jokes!
[05:09] Rokusuke
    You don't understand!
[05:11] Rokusuke
    What the audience wants is...
[05:14] Rokusuke
    The difference in our senses
    of humor led to an argument,
[05:18] Rokusuke
    and I became furious.
[05:19] Rokusuke
    I went to the corner of the room,
[05:23] Rokusuke
    picked up the bat lying there,
[05:27] Rokusuke
    and I...
[05:30] Rokusuke
    I'm sorry!
[05:36] Kogoro
    Based on the deep remorse you're feeling,
[05:39] Kogoro
    you don't seem to be lying.
[05:49] Megure
    But...
[05:49] Man
    Where is he?! Is he in that room?!
[05:52] Man
    Is it true DoDonPa Rokusuke-san
[05:53] Man
    murdered the president of his talent
    agency and turned himself in?
[05:57] Chiba
    No, no!
[05:59] Chiba
    Stay out of here!
[06:01] Megure
    We're still talking to him.
[06:03] Megure
    We'll release a statement later.
[06:06] Man
    Please!
[06:09] Kogoro
    Let's go home.
[06:10] Kogoro
    We'd just be wasting our
    time if we stayed here.
[06:13] Conan
    But no matter how angry you got,
[06:15] Conan
    would someone strike their
    partner with a metal bat?
[06:19] Rokusuke
    What?
[06:20] Megure
    I'm stuck on that, too, DoDonPa-san.
[06:25] Rokusuke
    What?
[06:26] Megure
    Go see if his story checks out.
[06:27] Both
    Yes, sir.
[06:28] Conan
    You heard him.
[06:30] Conan
    Let's stay until they're finished checking.
[06:32] Conan
    There might be an opportunity
    for a great detective.
[06:35] Kogoro
    Yeah!
[06:42] Takagi
    He arrived at Beika Station at 11:00.
[06:45] Chiba
    It's a ten minute walk from the
    station to the crime scene,
[06:49] Chiba
    so he arrived at the office around 11:10.
[06:53] Takagi
    They immediately got in an
    argument, and he killed him.
[06:55] Takagi
    He returned to the police
    box near the station
[06:57] Takagi
    and turned himself in around 11:30, so...
[07:01] Megure
    The timeline of his story is consistent, huh?
[07:04] Chiba
    Yes.
[07:05] Chiba
    I'm going to hit up his
    entertainer friends next,
[07:08] Chiba
    and ask if there was any trouble
    between him and the victim.
[07:12] Megure
    Do that.
[07:14] Takagi
    I'll attend the autopsy.
[07:17] Chiba
    Okay.
[07:19] Megure
    I see. Good work.
[07:21] Megure
    That was forensics.
[07:23] Megure
    The blood and hair on the metal
    bat are victim Hideki Tendo's.
[07:31] Megure
    They got his fingerprints off the bat, too.
[07:35] Kogoro
    That means it's the murder weapon, then.
[07:37] Rokusuke
    I told you I hit him with that bat.
SIGN    Beika Theater
[07:42] Chiba
    What?
[07:43] Chiba
    So DoDonPa-san had a grudge
    against Tendo-san over that?
[07:49] Rokusuke
    Of course I resented him!
[07:51] Rokusuke
    I was invited to be a regular
    on a famous variety program,
[07:57] Rokusuke
    but he turned the offer down
    because he didn't like the program!
[08:01] Megure
    In other words, there had been friction
    between you and Tendo since then.
[08:08] Rokusuke
    I think I got angry because of that, too.
[08:12] Rokusuke
    Otherwise I wouldn't have
    suddenly hit him with a bat.
[08:17] Kogoro
    With everything lining up like this,
    there isn't any room for doubt, is there?
[08:24] Megure
    Am I making too much of this?
SIGN    Tendo Talent Agency
[08:34] Conan
    Could he be...
[08:41] Conan
    Is something wrong, Mister Housekeeper?
[08:44] Housekeeper
    Huh?
[08:46] Housekeeper
    This wasn't here when I was tidying up
    around the rear entrance this morning.
[08:53] Conan
    A metal pipe?
[08:54] Housekeeper
    They use these kinds of things
    at construction sites, right?
[08:57] Housekeeper
    I wonder who brought it here.
[09:00] Conan
    What time were you tidying up this morning?
[09:04] Conan
    Detective Takagi?
[09:09] Megure
    It's different?
[09:10] Takagi
    Yes.
[09:11] Kogoro
    What's different, Inspector?
[09:14] Megure
    The weapon.
    Apparently it's not the metal bat.
[09:17] Rokusuke
    What?
[09:21] Takagi
    When comparing the weapon to the victim's
    head injury during the autopsy,
[09:25] Takagi
    the shape doesn't quite match up.
[09:28] Takagi
    The weapon is a blunt cylinder, though.
[09:32] Conan
    Hey, Detective Takagi.
[09:35] Megure
    Got it.
[09:36] Megure
    Well done, Conan-kun.
[09:38] Kogoro
    That's it, then?
[09:40] Megure
    Yeah.
[09:42] Megure
    In addition to the shape,
[09:43] Megure
    the fragments of concrete in the wound on
    Tendo's head match those stuck to the pipe.
[09:52] Megure
    They found Tendo's blood on the pipe, too.
[09:57] Kogoro
    In other words,
[09:58] Kogoro
    the metal pipe at the rear entrance was
    the actual weapon used to kill Tendo.
[10:04] Conan
    Huh? What was that metal bat about, then?
[10:09] Kogoro
    I know, right?
[10:10] Kogoro
    Tendo's blood and hair were stuck to it,
[10:13] Kogoro
    even though it's not the murder weapon.
[10:16] Megure
    How do you explain this, DoDonPa-san?
[10:20] Rokusuke
    Uh, I...
[10:22] Rokusuke
    I-In any case...
[10:26] Rokusuke
    In any case, I killed him!
[10:30] Rokusuke
    I killed the president with these hands!
[10:32] Rokusuke
    It's me! I'm the one who did it!
[10:35] Kogoro
    Things are finally starting to get interesting.
[10:39] Conan
    It seems this person is determined
    to be the murderer
[10:43] Conan
    in a crime he didn't commit.
[10:47] Conan
    Does that mean he knows who the real
    murderer is and is protecting them?
[11:02] Conan
    Mister Housekeeper, Inspector Megure
    wanted me to ask you something.
[11:07] Conan
    There should be someone coming and going
    around the time DoDonPa-san arrived.
[11:13] Housekeeper
    Around 11:00, right?
[11:19] Housekeeper
    I don't remember anyone.
[11:21] Housekeeper
    There's been hardly any traffic
    over the long holiday.
[11:24] Housekeeper
    I'd remember if there had been anyone.
[11:28] Conan
    Did DoDonPa-san not see
    the real murderer in person?
[11:33] Housekeeper
    The only people coming
    and going this morning
[11:36] Housekeeper
    were the Mori-san couple
    leaving for their trip,
[11:39] Housekeeper
    Tendo-san when he went to buy lunch, and...
[11:43] Takagi
    What time was that?
[11:45] Takagi
    When did Tendo-san go to buy lunch?
[12:00] Takagi
    7:58.
[12:03] Conan
    What about the time?
[12:05] Takagi
    Can you tell what kind of
    lunch you heated up for him?
[12:08] Clerk
    Let's see...
[12:10] Clerk
    It's a hamburger lunch.
[12:13] Takagi
    Did he put hot water in his cup noodles?
[12:15] Clerk
    Yes.
[12:15] Clerk
    Tendo-san always gets his
    hot water at the store.
[12:19] Takagi
    Thank you.
[12:29] Megure
    What?
[12:30] Kogoro
    What is it this time?
[12:33] Megure
    By the way, DoDonPa-san,
[12:34] Megure
    where were you around 9:00 this morning?
[12:38] Rokusuke
    Is there some significance to that time?
[12:41] Megure
    It's for reference.
[12:42] Rokusuke
    Um...
[12:44] Rokusuke
    Oh, right. Around 9:00, I
    was at Suda-sensei's studio.
[12:50] Kogoro
    9:00? You mean...
[12:52] Megure
    Yeah. That's right.
[12:54] Takagi
    The autopsy results revealed that,
[12:56] Takagi
    based on the digestion
    of his stomach contents,
[12:58] Takagi
    Tendo-san was killed about
    an hour after he ate.
[13:04] Takagi
    He ate a hamburger lunch and cup noodles.
[13:10] Conan
    He bought both of those at the
    convenience store at 7:58.
[13:13] Conan
    He had his lunch heated up,
[13:17] Conan
    and he put hot water in his
    cup noodles at the store,
[13:20] Conan
    so he must have eaten them
    as soon as he got back.
[13:22] Takagi
    That's right.
[13:23] Takagi
    Around 8:00 AM, Tendo-san ate
    his lunch and cup noodles.
[13:28] Kogoro
    What?
[13:29] Kogoro
    If he was killed one hour later, then...
[13:31] Megure
    Yeah.
[13:33] Megure
    DoDonPa-san, Tendo-san wasn't
    killed after 11:00 like you said,
[13:37] Megure
    but two hours earlier around 9:00 AM.
[13:46] Conan
    But at that time, DoDonPa-san...
[13:49] Megure
    Who is this Suda-sensei you visited?
[13:55] Megure
    A quick investigation should tell us.
[14:02] Rokusuke
    She's an artist who lives in
    Akebono City in my neighborhood.
[14:08] Megure
    Takagi-kun, meet up with
    Chiba-kun and head there.
[14:11] Takagi
    Yes, sir.
[14:16] Conan
    Looks like you didn't get
    your chance to shine, Mister.
SIGN    Studio
[14:27] Takagi
    Suda-san! Are you in there?!
[14:30] Suda
    Coming!
SIGN    Izumi Suda (68) Artist
[14:36] Suda
    Who are you?
[14:38] Takagi
    Were you sleeping? I'm sorry.
[14:43] Suda
    We met about six months ago.
[14:46] Suda
    He said he was a comedian,
     but I don't know any performers.
[14:51] Suda
    After all, I don't have a
    TV, radio, or cell phone.
[14:57] Suda
    I'm free from the rest of the world.
[15:01] Chiba
    We want to know if DoDonPa-san
    visited you this morning.
[15:06] Suda
    He did.
[15:09] Suda
    He came to return the art books
[15:11] Suda
    he had borrowed to help
    him come up with ideas.
[15:15] Suda
    He called last night to say he
    would be by at 9:00 the next day.
[15:20] Suda
    He was right on time.
[15:21] Takagi
    You're sure he came this morning at 9:00?
[15:25] Suda
    Yeah. I looked at that clock.
[15:27] Suda
    I'm sure.
[15:30] Rokusuke
    Here are the art books I
    borrowed and some cake you like.
[15:35] Rokusuke
    Huh? Did I come at the wrong time?
[15:39] Suda
    What?
[15:41] Suda
    No, you're right on time.
[15:43] Suda
    Come on in.
[15:45] Suda
    Yeah. DoDonPa-san came right at 9:00.
[15:52] Chiba
    It wasn't possible for him to kill Tendo.
[15:56] Takagi
    Yeah.
[15:57] Takagi
    That clock wasn't broken, and it's over
    an hour's drive to the crime scene.
[16:03] Takagi
    He's got an alibi.
[16:16] Rokusuke
    I wanted to be the murderer.
[16:19] Megure
    Does that mean you know
    who the real murderer is
[16:22] Megure
    and tried to protect that person?
[16:27] Rokusuke
    No, it's not like that.
[16:31] Megure
    What do you mean?
[16:33] Rokusuke
    I wanted to protect...
[16:37] Rokusuke
    I wanted to protect Tendo-san's reputation.
[16:42] Megure
    His reputation?
[16:43] Rokusuke
    I owe Tendo-san for developing my talent,
[16:49] Rokusuke
    but he was two-faced!
[16:53] Tendo
    You should think hard about
    which would be better for you.
[17:02] Rokusuke
    He had dirt on people in the industry
[17:07] Rokusuke
    and was extorting them for money.
[17:11] Megure
    Blackmail, huh?
[17:15] Rokusuke
    When I arrived after 11:00 today,
[17:18] Rokusuke
    Tendo-san was already dead on the ground.
[17:22] Rokusuke
    I can only imagine someone he was
    extorting killed him to silence him.
[17:29] Rokusuke
    I couldn't just contact the police.
[17:34] Rokusuke
    If they looked for the murderer,
    Tendo-san's foul other face would be revealed.
[17:41] Rokusuke
    I didn't want to let that happen.
[17:44] Rokusuke
    I decided to say I did it because of the difference
[17:47] Rokusuke
    in our approach to entertainment.
[17:51] Rokusuke
    I could tell he had died to a blow to
    the head, but the weapon was gone.
[17:58] Rokusuke
    In order to make the weapon seem like
    the bat that happened to be in the room,
[18:01] Rokusuke
    I stuck my fingerprints on it,
[18:03] Rokusuke
    and turned myself in at the
    police box near the station.
[18:11] Rokusuke
    I'm sorry!
[18:13] Rokusuke
    I've caused you so much trouble!
[18:16] Megure
    Who was Tendo extorting,
    and what was he using?
[18:20] Rokusuke
    I have no idea.
[18:25] Conan
    I understand you did it for Tendo-san,
[18:29] Conan
    but you can't interfere with a crime scene.
[18:32] Kogoro
    Yeah.
[18:34] Kogoro
    It's a crime.
[18:35] Megure
    They're right.
[18:38] Rokusuke
    I'm sorry!
[18:41] Megure
    However, right now the murder
    investigation comes first.
[18:46] Megure
    We'll investigate your actions
    after the case is solved.
[18:52] Megure
    You can leave for today.
[18:54] Rokusuke
    What?!
[18:55] Rokusuke
    B-But...
[18:56] Megure
    We understand how you feel.
[18:59] Megure
    Make sure we can get in touch with you.
[19:01] Rokusuke
    I'm sorry.
[19:02] Rokusuke
    I'm so sorry for the trouble I've caused...
[19:20] Megure
    It's time to start the investigation over.
[19:23] Chiba
    But who actually killed Hideki Tendo?
[19:27] Takagi
    Like he said,
[19:29] Takagi
    the most obvious suspect is the
    person Tendo-san was extorting.
[19:33] Megure
    Yeah.
[19:34] Megure
    Do everything you can to figure out who it is.
[19:36] Both
    Yes, sir!
[19:42] Kogoro
    There was never any opportunity
    for a great detective to shine.
[19:46] Conan
    But I wonder why the murderer took the
    real murder weapon out of the room.
[19:53] Kogoro
    Their fingerprints must've been on it.
[19:56] Conan
    Then they should have
    taken it all the way home,
[19:59] Conan
    but it was left at the storage
    area by the rear entrance.
[20:02] Kogoro
    That's why the housekeeper
    found it right away.
[20:09] Conan
    They didn't want to leave
    it at the crime scene,
[20:11] Conan
    but it was left at the rear entrance of the
    apartment where the crime took place,
[20:15] Conan
    right in plain sight.
[20:25] Kogoro
    Have they been waiting this whole time?
[20:28] Conan
    DoDonPa-san is surrounded.
[20:31] Rokusuke
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[20:36] Rokusuke
    In order to protect the
    reputation of Hideki Tendo,
[20:41] Rokusuke
    I, DoDonPa Rokusuke, wanted
    to be called his murderer.
[20:44] Rokusuke
    What that intent,
     I falsely turned myself in.
[20:48] Rokusuke
    I'm terribly sorry!
[20:51] Kikuchi
    All of Japan understands
    how you feel, DoDonPa-san.
[20:58] Rokusuke
    I'm so grateful to hear that.
[21:03] Kikuchi
    Take this to the station.
[21:06] Conan
    Hey, how did you guys know
    DoDonPa-san turned himself in?
[21:11] Kikuchi
    Huh?
[21:12] Kikuchi
    Oh.
[21:13] Kikuchi
    Every station received an
    anonymous tip by phone.
[21:18] Conan
    Who had that information?
[21:21] Conan
    The people who knew were...
[21:23] Rokusuke
    There, I killed the president!
[21:29] Police
    What?!
[21:30] Conan
    I can't imagine that policeman
    leaked the information,
[21:34] Conan
    and it wasn't me or the old guy.
[21:36] Conan
    The only one left is...
[21:42] Conan
    Maybe his goal wasn't to become the
    culprit of a murder he didn't commit,
[21:49] Conan
    but to make us think that...
[21:55] Conan
    Around 9:00, when Tendo-san was killed,
[21:59] Conan
    he was visiting someone named Suda-san,
[22:03] Conan
    after saying the previous
    night he would stop by at 9:00.
[22:09] Conan
    9:00 AM, the exact same time
    Tendo-san was murdered.
[22:15] Conan
    Isn't it too much of a coincidence?
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:45] Conan
    The metal pipe that was used as
    the murder weapon is on his mind.
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:49] Takagi
    There was a construction site
    on the way from Beika Station.
[23:53] Takagi
    Apparently it was brought from there.
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:56] Takagi
    You were contacted by the murderer?
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[23:58] Rokusuke
    I thought it might help
    you find the murderer.
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[24:02] Rokusuke
    At this rate, I won't be
    able to protect Tendo-san.
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[24:09] Conan
    The next episode of Conan is “The
    Comedian Who Turned Himself In, Part Two!"
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[24:30] Rokusuke
    Next Conan's hint, twinkle!
[24:32] Conan
    Pocket tissues!
[24:34] Kogoro
    Hey, Conan! DoDonPa was on Obakyu, right?
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[24:37] Conan
    That's Doronpa! This guy's DoDonPa!