E1064 - The Dreamy-Eyed Woman's Last Shot at Love

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    DETECTIVE CONAN EPISODE 1064 "The
    Dreamy-Eyed Woman's Last Shot at Love"
[00:00] Conan
    [op]
[00:00] Conan
    [ed]
[00:32] Sonoko
    There's definitely something
    wrong with that old woman.
[00:34] Ran
    You think so?
[00:36] Sonoko
    Look around you, Ran.
[00:38] Sonoko
    This is the new date spot
    everyone's talking about.
[00:41] Sonoko
    All the people around us are young couples.
[00:44] Sonoko
    There's clearly something odd going on here.
[00:46] Ran
    It's not like we're a couple.
[00:50] Sonoko
    Maybe she's senile and got lost.
SIGN    Kamogawa Haru (78)
[01:03] Sonoko
    I'm gonna go talk to her.
[01:05] Ran
    Wait, Sonoko.
[01:14] Sonoko
    Are you all right, ma'am?
[01:16] Joji
    Sorry. Have you been waiting long?
[01:24] Haru
    No, not at all.
[01:26] Ran
    Oh, so you're meeting your son.
[01:30] Ran
    That's great.
[01:33] Sonoko
    We were worried you might be sen—
[01:37] Ran
    We thought you might not be feeling well.
[01:40] Haru
    Oh, my. Is that so?
[01:42] Sonoko
    Anyway, your son seems awfully gaudy.
[01:45] Ran
    Hey, Sonoko.
[01:47] Conan
    Seriously?
[01:50] Haru
    Oh, this isn't my son.
[01:56] Haru
    This is Kazama Joji-san.
SIGN    Kazama Joji (44) 
    Haru's Boyfriend
[01:59] Haru
    I met him at a matchmaking party.
[02:01] Haru
    He's my boyfriend.
[02:03] Sonoko
    What?
[02:08] Conan
    What?
[02:14] Conan
    Mysterious clouds block your field of view!
[02:16] Conan
    Clear them away with deductive
    reasoning and the sky sparkles!
[02:18] Conan
    An old lady's last shot at love
    makes her heart burn with passion
[02:20] Conan
    as she is encircled by lies and love!
[02:22] Conan
    Always determining the one truth
[02:24] Conan
    with the body of a child
    and the mind of an adult,
[02:26] Conan
    his name is Detective Conan!
SIGN    The Dreamy-Eyed Woman's Last Shot at Love
[04:10] Conan
    "The Dreamy-Eyed Woman's Last Shot at Love!"
[04:16] Haru
    Like this, darling?
[04:19] Joji
    Perfect, honey.
[04:23] Joji
    Say cheese.
[04:27] Haru
    Incredible.
[04:29] Haru
    Modern phones can even
    take pictures these days?
[04:33] Haru
    Amazing. I'm impressed.
[04:36] Joji
    They can do more than take pictures.
[04:39] Joji
    Could I get this, please?
[04:42] Joji
    I'd like to pay using this.
[04:44] Clerk
    If you could tap here, please.
[04:48] Haru
    My, you can even pay for things?
[04:52] Joji
    Now try this on.
[04:57] Sonoko
    Hey, you.
[04:58] Joji
    See? I knew it'd look great on you.
[05:05] Haru
    Joji...
[05:08] Sonoko
    Enough already.
[05:10] Both
    Huh?
[05:11] Sonoko
    How could you trick an old lady who
    doesn't even know what smartphones are?
[05:14] Ran
    Don't, Sonoko.
[05:16] Sonoko
    Am I wrong?
[05:18] Sonoko
    Look at how she's dressed.
[05:24] Sonoko
    Her whole outfit is high-quality
    designer products.
[05:27] Sonoko
    She must be pretty wealthy.
[05:29] Haru
    Could you please call me
    Haru-san instead of "old lady?"
[05:36] Sonoko
    In any case...
[05:39] Sonoko
    This guy is definitely a gold-digger.
[05:43] Haru
    Poor girl.
[05:45] Haru
    You must be lonely because
    your boyfriend ignores you.
[05:49] Sonoko
    What?
[05:51] Joji
    I see. So she's jealous of us.
[05:55] Sonoko
    H-He doesn't ignore me!
[05:57] Sonoko
    I mean, Makoto-san hasn't been back in
    forever because he's off training...
[06:01] Sonoko
    And he writes astonishingly curt replies,
[06:05] Sonoko
    even when I send him really
    long messages, but...
[06:09] Haru
    Poor girl. I thought so.
[06:12] Sonoko
    That's not the point.
[06:13] Sonoko
    I really am worried about
    you, old—Haru-san!
[06:20] Sonoko
    What?
[06:20] Sonoko
    He's obviously going to fleece you
[06:24] Sonoko
    for a ton of money for his
    "sick daughter" or whatever!
[06:30] Sonoko
    Huh?
[06:31] Haru
    What's wrong, Joji?
SIGN    Kazama Yuki (23) 
    Joji's Daughter
[06:41] Yuki
    I'm his daughter Yuki.
[06:44] Ran
    He really did have...
[06:46] Sonoko
    ...a sick daughter.
SIGN    Kazama Yuki-sama
[06:52] Joji
    Yuki has a one-in-a-million heart condition.
SIGN    Entrance Ceremony
[06:57] Joji
    We're barely keeping her condition stable
[07:01] Joji
    by providing her with cutting-edge treatment.
[07:04] Haru
    I had no idea.
[07:07] Haru
    Why didn't you tell me?
[07:10] Joji
    I was going to tell you eventually,
[07:13] Joji
    but I didn't know how to bring it up.
[07:16] Joji
    I'm sorry, honey.
[07:18] Yuki
    I think my father was probably afraid.
[07:22] Yuki
    Until now, he's has lost numerous girlfriends,
[07:28] Yuki
    who left him after they found out about me.
[07:37] Yuki
    But don't worry about me.
[07:40] Yuki
    I just want my father to be happy.
[07:43] Joji
    Yuki...
[07:45] Haru
    Don't think so poorly of me.
[07:49] Joji
    Honey...
[07:52] Haru
    I'm not leaving you over that.
[07:56] Haru
    I'll make all of us happy.
[08:05] Yuki
    Haru-san...
[08:06] Haru
    So don't cry anymore.
[08:11] Yuki
    I won't. Thank you.
[08:18] Sonoko
    I'm sorry I doubted you!
[08:21] Ran
    Jeez, Sonoko. You're crying
    harder than everyone else.
[08:31] Joji
    I can't let you pay her medical bills.
[08:34] Joji
    That's not why I had you meet my daughter.
[08:37] Haru
    I once had someone I wanted to save,
[08:42] Haru
    but I wasn't able to.
[08:45] Haru
    I've always regretted that.
[08:51] Ran
    Is that a memento of that person?
[08:55] Haru
    Please. Let me do this, for me.
[09:02] Haru
    Now that that's decided, good
    deeds should be done quickly.
[09:08] Haru
    Oh, is something the matter?
[09:10] Conan
    No, it's nothing.
[09:23] Sonoko
    I'm impressed.
[09:24] Ran
    She really was wealthy.
[09:28] Conan
    That's one crazy car.
[09:36] Haru
    Take care, everyone.
[09:44] Sonoko
    I was kind of moved by all of that.
[09:47] Ran
    Shall we head home, too?
[09:50] Conan
    Something's not right.
[09:52] Sonoko
    Ow, ow, ow.
[09:55] Sonoko
    Ugh, I got a blister.
[09:57] Ran
    Well, they are new. Are you okay?
[10:02] Conan
    That's it!
[10:04] Ran
    Huh? Conan-kun?
[10:12] Conan
    I'm too late.
[10:15] Ran
    What is this?
[10:17] Ran
    What's going on here?
[10:18] Conan
    I didn't see any shoes or slippers
    you'd expect to find on the floor.
[10:27] Conan
    Yuki-san was wearing shoes in bed,
[10:30] Conan
    so she could flee right
    away if she was found out.
[10:32] Ran
    You mean Yuki-san isn't...
[10:34] Conan
    Yeah.
[10:35] Conan
    She's not his sick daughter.
    She's an impostor.
[10:38] Both
    What?
[10:52] Conan
    Yuki-san?
[10:57] Conan
    That's Yuki-san!
[10:58] Both
    What?
[11:00] Sonoko
    Hold it right there!
[11:07] Sonoko
    Calculated.
[11:09] Conan
    Nice throw.
[11:14] Yuki
    Joji is primarily responsible.
[11:16] Yuki
    He's made a ton of money
    using similar methods.
[11:20] Conan
    Which must mean Joji-san
    is pretty wealthy, too.
[11:24] Yuki
    What? Yes.
[11:26] Ran
    More importantly, we need to
    let Haru-san know right away.
[11:29] Sonoko
    But how?
[11:31] Sonoko
    She doesn't even have a phone.
[11:44] Conan
    They can't have gone too far.
[11:51] Conan
    That car would stand out around here.
[11:54] Conan
    I'm sure a bunch of people have seen it.
[11:57] Conan
    We'll find them if we follow their stories.
[12:09] Joji
    I told that woman to message
    me once she was out of there.
[12:16] Joji
    Is something the matter?
[12:18] Haru
    No.
[12:19] Haru
    You look handsome when
    you're discontent, too.
[12:25] Joji
    Thank you.
[12:26] Joji
    Just to be safe, maybe I
    should speed things up.
[12:31] Joji
    It sure is hot.
[12:33] Haru
    I'm sorry.
[12:35] Haru
    Perhaps it's my age, but I get cold easily.
[12:38] Haru
    I'll take your coat.
[12:40] Joji
    That's all right, honey.
[12:42] Joji
    Thank you.
[12:48] Joji
    This is why I can't stand old women.
[12:50] Joji
    No, calm down. I need to
    naturally bring it up.
[12:55] Joji
    Anyway, honey, when can you give
    me money for the medical bills?
[12:59] Joji
    Huh? Is that...?
[13:01] Haru
    It's a check.
[13:03] Haru
    I'm sure it seems analog to you,
    but this is what I'm used to.
[13:08] Haru
    Will you forgive me?
[13:11] Joji
    Of course. Don't worry about it.
[13:15] Haru
    Here. Is this enough?
SIGN    Check  Teito Bank Co., Ltd.
SIGN    Amount
[13:20] Joji
    Th-This much?!
[13:23] Haru
    Well? Is that enough, darling?
[13:27] Joji
    Of course, honey.
[13:31] Joji
    Ones, tens, hundreds,
    thousands, ten thousands,
[13:33] Joji
    hundred thousands, millions,
    ten millions, hundred millions...
SIGN    Teito Bank
[13:42] Haru
    Go on, darling. Go cash that check.
[13:46] Haru
    I'll be waiting here.
[13:56] Joji
    I can't believe she gave me 300 million.
[13:59] Joji
    Lonely old women make great marks.
[14:08] Conan
    Haru-san!
[14:10] Middle Aged Woman
    What? Who are you kids?
[14:12] Conan
    Sorry, wrong car.
[14:16] Bank Emplyoee
    One moment, please.
[14:23] Joji
    300 million, huh?
[14:25] Joji
    How am I gonna spend all of that?
[14:31] Middle Aged Woman
    How rude.
[14:33] Ran
    Ugh, no. Where did we go wrong?
[14:37] Sonoko
    It's probably too late by now.
[14:41] Conan
    Don't give up yet.
[14:44] Conan
    Haru-san said "good deeds
    should be done quickly."
[14:48] Conan
    She's probably planning to
    give him a lot of money,
[14:52] Conan
    which means they most likely headed to...
[14:55] Both
    A bank!
[14:57] Sonoko
    But which bank?
[14:59] Ran
    Let's split up and check them out.
[15:01] Sonoko
    You're right.
[15:08] Conan
    Why do I still feel like
    something's not right?
SIGN    These glasses block 80% of blue light  produced by computers and phones
[15:20] Cona
    I see. So that's how it is.
[15:23] Joji
    They're taking a while.
[15:25] Joji
    I guess it takes time to get
    300 million in cash ready.
[15:30] Joji
    Ah, they're here.
[15:31] Joji
    Come in!
[15:39] Joji
    Uh... Oh, right.
[15:42] Joji
    I see.
[15:44] Joji
    It takes a lot of people
    to carry 300 million.
[15:48] Joji
    Huh? What?
[15:50] Joji
    Wait, what? Why?
[16:31] Conan
    I knew you'd be here.
[16:38] Conan
    Great. I've been waiting for you.
[16:41] Haru
    What do you mean?
[16:44] Haru
    What are you doing here?
[16:51] Conan
    I'm here to stop you from
    escaping, obviously.
[16:56] Conan
    Don't worry. Joji-san was arrested,
[17:01] Conan
    thanks to a tip from someone.
[17:04] Conan
    You gave Joji-san a fake check, didn't you?
[17:08] Haru
    What are you trying to say?
[17:11] Conan
    That bag contains the money you
    conned from Joji-san, doesn't it?
[17:17] Haru
    Oh, please.
[17:19] Haru
    How would an old woman like me—
[17:21] Conan
    I thought it was strange.
[17:26] Conan
    Remember?
[17:27] Conan
    Your car was awfully hot inside.
[17:32] Conan
    That was probably so Joji-san
    would remove his coat,
[17:35] Conan
    allowing you to take his phone.
[17:38] Conan
    That way you could hack into his
    bank accounts tied to his phone.
[17:45] Conan
    Then you withdrew money
    from Joji-san's accounts.
[17:49] Conan
    Haru-san, you weren't being fooled.
[17:53] Conan
    You were fooling him.
[17:57] Conan
    Isn't that right, Haru-san?
[18:03] Haru
    You must be joking.
[18:05] Haru
    I don't even know what smartphones are.
[18:07] Haru
    I couldn't pull off a high-tech—
[18:08] Conan
    Those reading glasses block
    blue light, don't they?
[18:15] Conan
    People who use digital
    devices often wear those.
[18:19] Haru
    Then when you were looking
    at my face earlier...
[18:23] Conan
    Yeah, I thought something was odd.
[18:26] Conan
    Also, the police are already outside.
[18:31] Haru
    How did you know we'd come here?
[18:35] Conan
    Because that car stands out
    too much to make a getaway.
[18:39] Conan
    I knew you'd swap cars.
[18:42] Conan
    And where can you inconspicuously
    park an empty car
[18:45] Conan
    and change cars without attracting attention?
[18:49] Conan
    An underground parking
    garage is the perfect spot.
[18:52] Conan
    In this area, there are
    three underground garages.
[18:55] Conan
    But one is at that hospital, and one
    is across from the police station.
[19:01] Conan
    That just leaves this one.
[19:05] Haru
    Who are you?
[19:08] Conan
    Edogawa Conan.
[19:12] Conan
    I'm a detective.
[19:15] Haru
    A detective.
[19:18] Haru
    You were just doing as I said, got it?
[19:31] Haru
    Six months ago my friend
    passed away and left me this.
[19:38] Haru
    She was a kind person.
[19:41] Haru
    And it was Joji who tricked my friend
    and took everything from her.
[19:47] Haru
    My friend died after that.
[19:52] Conan
    So you were getting revenge.
[19:55] Haru
    "An eye for an eye, a scam for a scam."
[19:59] Haru
    I studied so much to prepare for this,
[20:03] Haru
    like how to scam someone and how to
    use a computer for the first time.
[20:06] Conan
    What?
[20:07] Conan
    Haru-san, is this your first scam?
[20:11] Haru
    Oh, please.
[20:13] Haru
    Did you think I was a veteran con artist?
[20:16] Conan
    You mean...
[20:18] Haru
    Of course this is my first crime.
[20:21] Haru
    Until now, I'd never even run a red light.
[20:25] Haru
    But at some point, I started
    having so much fun.
[20:29] Haru
    I practically forgot I was
    doing this for revenge.
[20:36] Haru
    I probably fell in love
[20:38] Haru
    with the joy of tricking someone with a scam.
[20:43] Haru
    But I found love too late.
[20:50] Haru
    When you said the police were outside...
[20:55] Conan
    Sorry. I was bluffing to
    keep you from leaving.
[20:59] Conan
    In other words, I lied.
[21:02] Haru
    You tricked me?
[21:06] Haru
    Sounds like you've got some potential.
[21:09] Haru
    If you ever get tired of being a detective,
    you should become a con artist.
[21:13] Haru
    I'm sure you'd be good at it.
[21:15] Conan
    I'll never get tired of it.
[21:20] Conan
    After all, I'm in love
    with being a detective.
[22:48] Haru
    I'm sorry I ended up fooling you girls, too.
[22:54] Haru
    By the way, what's going to happen
    to the money I took from Joji?
[23:01] Conan
    The officer said it would probably
    be returned to Joji's victims.
[23:06] Haru
    I see.
[23:07] Haru
    That's good.
[23:15] Ran
    Maybe that's actually what Haru-san wanted.
[23:19] Sonoko
    I wonder.
[23:20] Sonoko
    Maybe she always wanted
    to try scamming someone.
[23:26] Conan
    She might be right.
[23:28] Sonoko
    But don't you think it's nice
    that you can fall in love
[23:31] Sonoko
    with something no matter how old you are?
[23:34] Sonoko
    It makes me kind of excited to get older.
[23:38] Conan
    Try not to fall in love
    with anything questionable.
SIGN    Episode Preview
[23:49] Megure
    You're familiar with Nishiwaki Kae-san
    who lives on the first floor, aren't you?
[23:54] Man
    I adored my sister, but she was hit by a car.
[23:58] Kogoro
    There are too many other
    things pointing to him,
[24:01] Kogoro
    including the items left at the scene.
[24:05] Conan
    Could it be?
[24:06] Conan
    Wouldn't that mean they saw something?
SIGN    Detectives Don't Sleep
[24:09] Conan
    The next episode of Conan
    is "Detectives Don't Sleep!"
SIGN    Thursday
[24:30] Both
    Next Conan's hint!
[24:33] Conan
    Thursday!
[24:34] Sonoko
    All done!
SIGN    Don't miss the next episode.
[24:35] Ran
    Done with what?
[24:36] Sonoko
    My list of things I want 
    to do when I turn 100.
[24:38] Conan
    How optimistic of you.