# E8 - A Capital Incident!! Backstage Boss and the Terrifying Croquette?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J05E72R/a-capital-incident-backstage-boss-and-the-terrifying-croquette)
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**[00:03] Ibuki**
This world really is crazy.
**[00:06] Suiko**
You only just noticed that?
**[00:09] Ibuki**
Ren's become completely unrecognizable!
**[00:12] Ibuki**
Where'd he get that outfit?
**[00:14] Ibuki**
And he's also calling himself "Mask, the Dark."
**[00:18] Ibuki**
"The knight who gallops through the darkness."
**[00:21] Suiko**
I'll admit his shoulder pads stick out too much.
**[00:24] Suiko**
Can he even walk into a restroom with those?
**[00:27] Ibuki**
That's the least of it!
**[00:28] Suiko**
I'd say he's possessed by a Jammer,
**[00:30] Suiko**
if only I had any conviction about that.
**[00:33] Ibuki**
Yeah. He seems different from
the Jammers we've defeated so far.
**[00:38] Ibuki**
He's seriously distorted.
**[00:40] Ibuki**
Well, Sendou is still
the biggest distortion by far,
**[00:44] Ibuki**
but Ren's role in all this
is a major mystery, too.
**[00:48] Suiko**
Speaking of mysteries, there's also
that card I'd never seen before.
**[00:51] Ibuki**
What card?
**[00:52] Suiko**
You know, the one Shuka summoned,
but then it didn't do anything.
**[00:57] Ibuki**
It was called "Majesty Lord Blaster"
or something, wasn't it?
**[01:01] Suiko**
Sound familiar?
**[01:03] Ibuki**
Never heard of it.
**[01:04] Suiko**
Fat lot of good you are.
**[01:06] Ibuki**
Excuse me?!
**[01:07] Suiko**
I feel there's some hidden significance...
**[01:11] Suiko**
...to the shoulder pads.
**[01:12] Ibuki**
What did I tell you?!
**[01:14] Suiko**
One mystery after another...
**[01:16] Suiko**
I can't predict what lies ahead.
**[01:21] Ibuki**
Even so, if we wanna get back to our
own world, we've gotta keep it going here.
**[01:27] Suiko**
You're right about that.
***SIGN*** if 8
A Capital Incident!! Backstage Boss
and the Terrifying Croquette?!
**[03:11] Emi**
The jungle gym!
**[03:12] Shuka**
You're such a child, Emi.
**[03:15] Emi**
That's not why!
**[03:16] Emi**
They took this down around when
I first started middle school.
**[03:20] Emi**
It was supposedly too dangerous.
**[03:22] Shuka**
Lost to the flow of time, huh?
**[03:25] Emi**
Which means we must be somewhere during
my grade school days. Makes me feel nostalgic.
**[03:30] Emi**
I was so young back then...
**[03:40] Ibuki**
Ow!
**[03:42] Suiko**
Pathetic. Learn from a top idol's agility.
**[03:45] Ibuki**
Oh, shut up!
**[03:47] Suiko**
More importantly, are you okay?!
**[03:49] Girl**
M-My glasses, my glasses...
**[03:52] Ibuki**
W-Wait, aren't you...?
**[03:54] Misaki**
Um, I'm so sorry!
**[03:57] Misaki**
Are you hurt?!
**[03:59] Suiko**
We're fine. Don't worry about us.
**[04:01] Ibuki**
Speak for yourself!
**[04:03] Misaki**
Thank goodness.
**[04:04] Misaki**
But still, I'm sorry... I'm such a klutz.
**[04:08] Misaki**
Again, my apologies!
**[04:10] Suiko**
That girl...
**[04:13] Suiko**
...really is a klutz.
**[04:15] Emi**
It could happen to anyone.
**[04:17] Misaki**
Thank you!
**[04:19] Shuka/Emi**
Take care!
**[04:21] Ibuki**
You two materialized pretty quick.
**[04:23] Shuka**
Don't talk about us like we're ghosts!
**[04:27] Ibuki**
But it looks like you missed the fact
that our distortion this time is that girl.
**[04:33] Emi**
Her?!
**[04:35] Ibuki**
She's Misaki Tokura.
**[04:38] Ibuki**
Part of Sendou's crowd.
**[04:40] Emi**
She and Aichi?!
**[04:43] Suiko**
Ah, yes. I remember now!
**[04:46] Ibuki**
Right. Misaki Tokura should be...
**[04:50] Ibuki**
...a surly, yo-yo-wielding she-devil in
a long skirt, more like a gang boss's stooge.
**[04:59] Ibuki**
And yet she's a nerd.
That's undeniably the distortion here.
**[05:04] Suiko**
I'd agree. At least, there's a high probability
that she's been possessed by a Jammer.
**[05:08] Shuka**
Hey, don't leave us behind!
**[05:11] Emi**
She asked us the way to the library.
**[05:15] Shuka**
How come she can't remember how to get there
when she goes every day? That's strange.
**[05:21] Suiko**
The library...
**[05:22] Ibuki**
All right. Let's go after her.
**[05:33] Emi**
What do you think, Shuka?
**[05:35] Ibuki**
Do you see any Jammer marks on her?
**[05:38] Shuka**
I can't see that well from here.
**[05:44] Emi**
*She's* a Jammer?
**[05:47] Emi**
I mean, she's just studying.
**[05:49] Shuka**
Emi, our enemies are Jammers.
**[05:52] Shuka**
We don't know what true nature
is lurking just below the surface.
**[05:56] Emi**
Good point.
**[05:57] Shuka**
Let's go!
**[05:58] Ibuki**
Wait!
**[06:00] Emi**
Miss!
**[06:01] Misaki**
Oh, you two again. Is something the matter?
**[06:05] Emi**
Um, I think it's commendable
that you're studying so hard.
**[06:11] Shuka**
That's not why we're here!
**[06:13] Shuka**
Show your true self, Jammer!
**[06:17] Shuka**
Emi, let's transform!
**[06:18] Emi**
R-Right!
**[06:20] Suiko**
Wait, they're going to do it here?!
**[06:23] Ibuki**
Cut it out, you dummies!
**[06:25] Librarian**
Be quiet in the library!
**[06:28] Emi**
Sorry!
**[06:29] Shuka**
Let's do it, Emi!
**[06:31] Shuka**
Card Fairy, Shuka!
**[06:34] Emi**
Magical girl...
**[06:39] Librarian**
Mind yourselves!
**[06:41] Ibuki**
Don't transform in a place like this!
**[06:43] Suiko**
What are you doing?!
**[06:48] Librarian**
Do you know these kids?
**[06:52] Misaki**
Well, yes...
**[06:58] Shuka**
Jammer!
**[06:59] Shuka**
Again, show your true self!
**[07:03] Misaki**
What are you talking about?
**[07:05] Misaki**
Oh, you're the two I bumped into earlier.
**[07:08] Suiko**
You can drop the act now.
**[07:11] Suiko**
We know you're a Jammer,
a distortion in this world.
**[07:16] Misaki**
I hear your words, but I still
can't make any sense of them.
**[07:20] Ibuki**
Hey, she doesn't seem like any of
the Jammers we've encountered before.
**[07:23] Emi**
T-True...
**[07:24] Shuka**
But we have to confirm it either way!
**[07:27] Misaki**
Excuse me.
**[07:29] Misaki**
What do you mean by calling me a "bother"?
**[07:33] Misaki**
I really have to study.
**[07:36] Misaki**
You're the ones being a "bother" to me!
**[07:39] Shuka**
Not "bother," "jammer"!
**[07:41] Misaki**
I have to study hard now so that
I can eventually expand the shop.
**[07:46] Ibuki**
You're talking about Capital, right?
**[07:49] Misaki**
Yes. My uncle raised me, and he runs the shop.
**[07:53] Misaki**
I'll improve the shop, open up several more,
and eventually make it a national franchise.
**[08:01] Misaki**
Then he'll never worry about going hungry!
**[08:06] Ibuki**
In other words, you want to help spread
Cardfighting throughout the world, right?
**[08:11] Ibuki**
Nothing wrong with that at all!
**[08:13] Suiko**
Don't be swayed so easily!
**[08:16] Ibuki**
But in this world, anyone who puts
any thought into Cardfighting is precious!
**[08:21] Misaki**
Um, may I go now?
**[08:24] Misaki**
I'd like to get back to my studies.
**[08:28] Ibuki**
This is way different from the eccentric
behavior we've come across so far.
**[08:32] Emi**
What do you think, Shuka?
**[08:44] Ibuki**
This time, don't make a scene!
**[08:46] Shuka**
We know!
**[08:52] Misaki**
In 1582, during the Honnou-ji Incident...
**[08:56] Misaki**
...Nobunaga died while
wearing strawberry underpants...
**[09:06] Emi**
Bathroom break?
**[09:09] Ibuki**
So she's working on memorizing history?
**[09:12] Ibuki**
I knew something was off.
**[09:14] Ibuki**
Memorizing should be a cinch for Tokura.
**[09:18] Ibuki**
She has a photographic memory.
**[09:21] Emi**
Photographic memory?
**[09:23] Suiko**
Um, that's the astounding ability to recall
everything one has ever seen or heard.
**[09:30] Emi**
Wow...
**[09:31] Shuka**
But if she doesn't have that,
then she must be a Jammer!
**[09:34] Emi**
She's back!
**[09:40] Misaki**
Who wore strawberry underpants again...?
**[09:43] Misaki**
Oh dear, it's already slipped my mind.
**[09:46] Ibuki**
Hey, she forgot that already!
**[09:49] Suiko**
She has a memory like a sieve.
**[09:52] Misaki**
Who had banana underpants...
**[09:54] Misaki**
Norisuke!
**[09:57] Ibuki**
She's hopeless.
**[10:00] Misaki**
But I can't give up!
**[10:02] Shuka**
Emi, let's take her out already!
**[10:06] Emi**
Let's wait and see for a bit longer.
***SIGN*** High School Math Made Easy
**[10:16] All**
Stare...
**[10:18] Ibuki**
Now she's getting a math reference book.
**[10:21] Shuka**
She really does seem studious.
**[10:24] Suiko**
Yes...
**[10:35] Ibuki**
She's going inside Card Capital.
**[10:42] Ibuki**
Even more studying?!
**[10:44] Shuka**
Now that's determination!
**[10:46] Suiko**
True, not many people could do that.
**[10:51] Emi**
She's working so hard for someone else's sake...
**[10:58] Suiko**
She isn't behaving at all like a Jammer.
**[11:02] Ibuki**
Nope. She's just like a girl
who's serious to a fault.
**[11:06] Shuka**
But her personality has changed, right?
**[11:09] Shuka**
It must be because of a Jammer!
**[11:10] Emi**
But even if that's true...
Even if Misaki is a Jammer...
**[11:15] Emi**
...would it be right of us to defeat her?
**[11:18] Shuka**
Wh-What are you saying?!
**[11:20] Shuka**
Jammers must be defeated!
**[11:23] Emi**
But...
**[11:24] Shuka**
Don't you want your brother back to normal?!
**[11:28] Emi**
Of course I want Aichi back to normal!
**[11:31] Emi**
But the Misaki of this world...
**[11:34] Emi**
...is just studying really hard!
**[11:38] Emi**
She isn't interfering with anyone!
**[11:41] Emi**
She's just working hard
to give her uncle an easier life.
**[11:45] Emi**
If we defeat her, all of
that effort would be for nothing.
**[11:48] Emi**
I'd feel so bad for her...
**[11:50] Shuka**
So bad you don't mind your brother staying
in there forever, and never seeing him again?!
**[11:58] Emi**
All this time, I've done as you asked
and banished the Jammers,
**[12:03] Emi**
but will that really bring Aichi back?!
**[12:05] Shuka**
Wha?! We've been fighting side by side!
**[12:10] Emi**
I've made up my mind.
**[12:11] Emi**
I'm going to support Misaki.
**[12:14] Emi**
I'll help her study!
**[12:17] Ibuki**
Hey!
**[12:18] Shuka**
Emi, wait!
**[12:40] Shin**
Damage...
**[12:44] Shin**
I have to fight...
**[12:49] Emi**
That was easy enough for me to say,
but can I really help her out?
**[12:54] Emi**
No, there must be something I can do!
**[13:00] Emi**
Is anyone here?!
**[13:03] Emi**
This is Card Capital?
**[13:05] Emi**
The place where Aichi had
Cardfights in the real history?
**[13:11] Emi**
Anyone here?
**[13:18] Emi**
Um, are you Misaki's uncle?
**[13:21] Shin**
Yes, that's right.
**[13:23] Shin**
Call me "Manager."
**[13:26] Shin**
I haven't seen you before.
**[13:28] Shin**
Are you a friend of Misaki?
**[13:30] Emi**
I-I'm Emi Sendou.
**[13:33] Shin**
Emi.
**[13:35] Shin**
Oh, yes. You came at a good time.
**[13:37] Shin**
If you don't mind, would you help me with this?
**[13:40] Emi**
A deck case?
**[13:42] Shin**
A croquette.
**[13:44] Emi**
Croquette?!
**[13:46] Emi**
Um, but I came to help Misaki study...
**[13:49] Shin**
Oh, yes. Misaki is studying right now.
**[13:54] Shin**
She's working hard to get smart so she can
expand this shop, open up other ones,
**[13:59] Shin**
and eventually have a nationwide franchise.
**[14:04] Shin**
Then I'll never worry about going hungry,
and just sell croquettes the rest of my life.
**[14:10] Emi**
U-Um...
**[14:12] Shin**
Except...
**[14:14] Shin**
I don't wanna sell croquettes!
**[14:17] Shin**
I wanna sell cards!
**[14:21] Shin**
I wanna have Cardfights!
**[14:23] Shin**
I wanna shuffle cards, not stir meat!
**[14:26] Shin**
I'm sick of spending my days
kneading croquette ingredients!
**[14:30] Emi**
B-But Misaki said that
she'll expand the shop for you.
**[14:35] Shin**
I appreciate that, but why croquettes?!
And why rectangular ones at that?!
**[14:41] Shin**
I can't stand my own manual dexterity!
**[14:44] Emi**
Oh, dear...
**[14:45] Shin**
So, Emi, don't just stand there.
**[14:50] Shin**
Mold this ground meat and potato
into a rectangular shape,
**[14:53] Shin**
and cover it generously with breadcrumbs.
**[14:56] Shin**
Put your heart into it,
and you'll have one croquette.
**[15:03] Misaki**
Good evening.
**[15:05] Misaki**
So your name is Emi, huh?
**[15:08] Emi**
M-Misaki...
**[15:11] Misaki**
Will you help me study?
**[15:15] Misaki**
Or will you help Shin make croquettes?
**[15:19] Misaki**
Which do you prefer?
**[15:21] Emi**
Nooooo!
**[15:38] Ibuki**
She didn't come back last night!
**[15:42] Shuka**
Oh, Emi...
**[15:45] Suiko**
That settles it.
**[15:46] Suiko**
Misaki Tokura is a Jammer,
and she took Emi hostage.
**[15:51] Shuka**
Emi's being held hostage?!
**[15:53] Shuka**
W-We have to rescue her!
**[15:55] Ibuki**
All right! Our battleground is Card Capital!
**[15:58] Ibuki**
I can't wait to put my skills to use!
**[16:04] Ibuki**
M-Meat Capital?!
**[16:08] Suiko**
This couldn't be more distorted.
**[16:12] Shuka**
It smells delicious!
**[16:13] Ibuki**
Shut up!
**[16:14] Ibuki**
What the heck is "Meat Capital"?!
**[16:16] Ibuki**
This is supposed to be Card Capital!
**[16:18] Suiko**
Want to do an eating contest?
**[16:20] Ibuki**
Of course not!
**[16:22] Ibuki**
A-And here I thought
I'd finally get to have a Cardfight!
**[16:31] Misaki**
Welcome!
**[16:33] Misaki**
Can I interest you in Meat Capital's
specialty, Vanguard Croquettes?
**[16:38] Ibuki**
Specialty, my foot! Those look like decks!
**[16:42] Ibuki**
There's no way they taste good!
**[16:47] Misaki**
It's good, right?
**[16:49] Ibuki**
Okay, we'll call it a draw! But that aside...
**[16:54] Ibuki**
You have a photographic memory.
**[16:57] Ibuki**
Use that ability to have a Cardfight with me!
**[17:01] Misaki**
I don't know what to tell you.
**[17:03] Misaki**
I just want to expand Meat Capital
and not worry about going hungry...
**[17:10] Misaki**
I don't know anything about
this Cardfight of yours.
**[17:13] Ibuki**
What?!
**[17:14] Shuka**
Enough of this back and forth!
**[17:17] Shuka**
Just give us back Emi!
**[17:19] Suiko**
Show your true colors, Jammer!
**[17:22] Misaki**
I have no idea what you mean.
**[17:32] Ibuki**
The backwards J!
**[17:34] Shuka**
She really is the Jammer!
**[17:40] Suiko**
Mask, the Shoulder Pads is here!
**[17:42] Ren**
That'f Mafk, the Dark!
**[17:48] Misaki**
N-Now what?!
**[17:50] Misaki**
What's with that outfit?!
Especially the shoulder pads!
**[17:54] Suiko**
I'm curious about that, too!
**[17:57] Ren**
You're good at feigning ignorance,
I'll give you that.
**[18:02] Ren**
But you can't fool me, Jammer.
**[18:06] Ren**
You've blocked Misa-Q's recall so she can't
use her amazing photographic memory,
**[18:14] Ren**
and also hijacked her consciousness.
**[18:19] Shuka**
She's in there, huh? Emi!
**[18:25] Shin**
Oh, welcome.
**[18:27] Emi**
Sorry. They're not ready yet.
**[18:31] Shuka**
Emi!
**[18:33] Shuka**
What are you talking about, Emi?!
Come to your senses!
**[18:36] Shuka**
Snap out of it!
**[18:39] Emi**
Shuka? What's wrong?
**[18:41] Emi**
What am I doing here?!
**[18:43] Shuka**
I'll explain later! Come on, transform!
**[18:46] Emi**
Right!
**[18:52] Emi**
Magical Girl Emi!
**[18:55] Shuka**
Card Fairy, Shuka!
**[19:01] Emi/Shuka**
Together, we are Blaster Pair!
**[19:07] Emi/Shuka**
"if," stand up!
**[19:11] Misaki**
Jammer...
**[19:18] Misaki**
Jammer!
**[19:21] Suiko**
She finally revealed her true self!
**[19:23] Ibuki**
Goddess of the Full Moon, Tsukuyomi!
**[19:25] Shuka**
Emi, use this!
**[19:29] Emi**
Nooo!
**[19:30] Emi**
No more croquettes!
**[19:33] Shuka**
Emi, get ahold of yourself!
**[19:35] Ibuki**
Listen! The nerdy Misaki Tokura is a sham
put on by the mind-hijacking Jammer!
**[19:40] Ibuki**
Don't you want her back to her true self?!
**[19:45] Emi**
Aichi...
**[19:48] Emi**
Shuka! Give me a card!
**[19:51] Shuka**
Emi, here's this week's final card!
**[19:56] Emi**
Elemental Calling!
**[19:58] Emi**
Realize!
**[20:02] Emi**
Supreme Heavenly Battle Deity, Susanoo!
**[20:07] Misaki**
Jammer!
**[20:14] Misaki**
J-J-J-Jammm!
**[20:18] Misaki**
JAMMERRR!
**[20:33] Misaki**
Ow...
**[20:35] Misaki**
Huh? What was I doing?
**[20:40] Misaki**
What are these?
**[20:44] Misaki**
Why am I dressed like this?!
**[20:47] Man**
Hello?
**[20:48] Man**
Excuse me, but could you tell me
the way to the library?
**[20:54] Misaki**
Follow this street to the end and turn right.
**[20:58] Misaki**
At the intersection 48 meters ahead,
turn left, and then, in 83 meters...
**[21:00] Man**
I can't remember all that.
**[21:02] Misaki**
Then I'll walk you there.
**[21:06] Man**
You're a very kind young lady.
**[21:08] Misaki**
This way.
**[21:15] Ibuki**
Looks like she's back to normal.
**[21:19] Suiko**
Uh huh.
**[21:20] Emi**
So the real Misaki is nice, too.
**[21:24] Shuka**
Isn't that great, Emi?
**[21:25] Emi**
Yep!
**[21:41] Ibuki**
It wasn't this distortion, either.
**[21:44] Shuka**
But if we keep fixing
each distortion, one by one,
**[21:48] Shuka**
eventually all of history will be correct,
and your brother will return!
**[21:53] Shuka**
So let's keep at it, Emi!
**[21:55] Emi**
Yeah...!
**[23:45] Narrator**
The 30-second card intro segment!
**[23:48] Narrator**
Today's featured card is Oracle Think Tank's
Supreme Heavenly Battle Deity, Susanoo!
***SIGN*** Supreme Heavenly Battle Deity, Susanoo
**[23:53] Narrator**
When you ride it, look at
the top two cards of your deck
**[23:56] Narrator**
and place whichever one you like at the top.
**[23:58] Narrator**
Also, you can use its other skill
to reveal the top two cards of your deck,
**[24:02] Narrator**
add them to your hand, and activate
any trigger effects they may have.
**[24:05] Narrator**
If the opponent's Vanguard is at least grade 3,
you get three cards instead of two!
**[24:10] Narrator**
With this card, you too can
"Ride The Vanguard"!
***SIGN*** Ride The Vanguard!
**[24:16] Ibuki**
I never thought I'd see Misaki Tokura like that.
**[24:20] Ibuki**
And in that mini-skirt uniform...
**[24:21] Suiko**
You'd look great in a uniform, too.
An adorable maid's outfit.
**[24:25] Ibuki**
While for you, a school uniform is a stret--
**[24:28] Suiko**
Well, next week will feature
that man of the sea, Gouki Daimonji.
**[24:31] Ibuki**
Gouki's heart is tormented by
the innocent smile of the boy, Kamui.
**[24:36] Suiko**
Torn between Cardfight and their
forbidden love, which will they choose?
***SIGN*** if 9
Not Handsome?! Call Forth the Passion!!
**[24:40] Suiko**
Wait, what is this? What does it mean?
**[24:42] Ibuki**
That's too thrilling
for early in the morning!