E15 - I'm the Manager!!

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[00:05] Tatsuya
    I wonder what the shop is like!
[00:08] Tatsuya
    Card Capital...
SIGN    Card Capital: Defend It to the End
SIGN    Fight Against Corporate Takeover!
[00:15] Tatsuya
    What is this?!
SIGN    Cardfight Solidarity No Foreclosures
SIGN    Oppose the Evil Esuka Group's Oppression!
[00:23] Tatsuya
    What does it mean?!
[00:26] Tatsuya
    Now what?!
[00:32] Esuka
    Card Capital belongs to us now!
[00:36] Esuka
    Stop being so obstinate!
[00:38] Esuka
    Surrender at once...
SIGN    Solidarity
    Oppose the Evil Esuka Group's Oppression!
[00:41] Esuka
    ...Shinemon Nitta!
SIGN    Remind 1   I'm the Manager!!
[02:28] Tatsuya
    That's...
[02:29] Tatsuya
    ...Esuka Hibino!
[02:34] Esuka
    Are you a beginner? Don't worry!
[02:37] Esuka
    You don't have to be a strong fighter!
[02:42] Esuka
    Esuka will explain it all, just for you!
[02:47] Esuka
    Our goal is to acquire 1,327 shops!
    Join our franchise now!
SIGN    Our Chain is Expanding
[02:52] Tatsuya
    She's the go-getter president
    of the major Card Shop chain Esuka,
[02:55] Tatsuya
    which is awesome since they stock
    everything and are always comfortable.
[02:58] Tatsuya
    Incidentally...
[02:59] Tatsuya
    ...she used to be a swimsuit model.
[03:03] Tatsuya
    So what's she doing here?
[03:06] Esuka
    No response?
[03:08] Esuka
    This calls for the use of force.
[03:09] Butler
    As you wish.
[03:17] Goon A
    Move it.
[03:23] Tatsuya
    S-Sorry!
[03:28] Tatsuya
    Mikuru... Shindou?
[03:30] Mikuru
    Who are you?
[03:32] Tatsuya
    T-Tachibana! The new transfer student!
[03:35] Mikuru
    Sorry, I don't really remember you.
[03:38] Tatsuya
    Am I that easy to overlook?
[03:41] Tatsuya
    Anyway, what's happening here?
[03:44] Mikuru
    Bro, what's going to happen to Shinemon?
[03:47] Rive
    Don't ask me.
[03:50] Mikuru
    But since you're Shinemon's mentor,
    anything that happens to him will be your fault!
[03:55] Rive
    It's true that Lemon--
    I mean, Shinemon--may be my disciple.
[04:00] Rive
    However, Mikuru...
[04:02] Rive
    That only applies to Vanguard fights.
[04:09] Mark
    Here he comes!
[04:13] Esuka
    What?
[04:26] Mikuru
    Shinemon?
[04:28] Rive
    Then, who's in the shop?
[04:30] Mark
    Me, of course!
[04:35] Tatsuya
    A topknot?!
[04:36] Mikuru
    It was you, Mark?!
[04:38] Mark
    Looks like I bought us enough time.
[04:50] Shin
    I've been using catnip powder 
    to attract cats from all across town!
[04:54] Shin
    You know why, don't you?!
[04:56] Esuka
    Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?!
[04:59] Shin
    I've done my homework on you,
[05:01] Shin
    so I know how much you hate cats!
[05:24] Shin
    Remember this, Esuka!
[05:26] Shin
    I'll never let you take Capital!
[05:28] Esuka
    And what do you intend to do with a shop
    that doesn't even have a manager?!
[05:32] Shin
    A shop without a manager...
[05:34] Shin
    Then I'll be the manager!
[05:39] Shin
    Whoa!
[05:40] Butler
    Esuka!
[05:47] Mark
    The plan worked out great, Shinemon!
[05:49] Shin
    Good job, Mark!
[05:52] Mikuru
    You silly Cinnamon!
[05:55] Shin
    Mikuru...
[05:59] Shin
    Who're you calling, "Silly Cinnamon"?!
[06:02] Mikuru
    It's very well to say, "I'll be the manager,"
[06:04] Mikuru
    but have you thought any further than that?!
[06:07] Shin
    If I can't think before taking action,
    I can at least take action unthinkingly!
[06:11] Shin
    Taking action makes things happen!
[06:14] Tatsuya
    Fascinating!
[06:15] Mikuru
    Bro! Say something to him!
[06:18] Rive
    Oops, time for me to leave for work!
[06:20] Rive
    Shinemon! You keep up the good fight!
[06:23] Shin
    M-Master Rive!
[06:28] Shin
    You're still here...?
SIGN    Misaki Tokura
[06:56] Misaki's Mother
    Now that I have Misaki, your niece,
[06:59] Misaki's Mother
    you won't be able to depend on me all the time.
[07:03] Shin
    I can stand on my own two feet!
[07:06] Shin
    I promise I'll take care of her
    just like a big brother would,
[07:12] Shin
    so that Misaki can always be smiling!
[07:16] Misaki's Mother
    I'm counting on you, Shin.
[07:25] Misaki
    So you're here.
[07:28] Shin
    You're awake, Misaki?
[07:35] Shin
    What are you doing up there?
[07:40] Misaki
    Where'd you get the cat?
[07:47] Misaki
    It's cute.
[07:51] Misaki
    Those scratches...
[07:54] Misaki
    Being reckless again, weren't you?
[07:56] Shin
    Oh, uh, well...
[08:00] Shin
    I protected Capital again today.
[08:04] Misaki
    You don't have to do that anymore.
[08:07] Shin
    What're you talking about?!
[08:09] Shin
    Your mom and dad left Capital to you, Misaki--
[08:12] Misaki
    Don't bother.
[08:15] Shin
    B-Bother? Don't be silly!
    It's no bother at all!
[08:20] Misaki
    Oh?
[08:33] Shin
    I'll visit again.
[08:40] Shin
    So that Misaki can always be smiling...
[09:05] Mark
    Detention?
[09:06] Shin
    Because I bombed on the Japanese history quiz.
[09:10] Mark
    If you'd come to me for help,
    I would've coached you.
[09:13] Mark
    Any Japanese person who doesn't
    know Japanese history is a dillard.
[09:18] Shin
    "Dill"-ard? As in pickles?
[09:22] Mark
    Sorry! My mistake! I meant "dullard."
[09:26] Mark
    That was Nobunaga Oda's nickname
    when he was very young!
[09:29] Shin
    Was Nobunaga Oda
    bad at Japanese history, too?
[09:33] Mark
    It would've been current events to Nobunaga.
[09:36] Mark
    I'll see you at Capital!
[09:39] Shin
    Mark, don't forget this!
[09:42] Mark
    Good luck with your detention!
[09:45] Shin
    Thanks.
[09:54] Esuka
    Hello there, Mr. Mark Whiting.
[09:58] Mark
    Esuka Hibino?!
[10:00] Mark
    The true dullard appears!
[10:07] Mikuru
    Shinemon!
[10:11] Shin
    Mikuru, if you're looking for your brother,
    I don't think he's coming today.
[10:14] Mikuru
    I didn't come here to drag my brother home!
[10:17] Mikuru
    This boy wants to be introduced to you.
[10:21] Tatsuya
    N-Nice to meet you!
[10:22] Tatsuya
    I'm Tatsuya Tachibana, a first-year
     student at Harumi Middle School!
[10:26] Tatsuya
    I'm...
[10:29] Mikuru
    Apparently he witnessed the ruckus yesterday.
[10:31] Shin
    Yesterday...
[10:33] Shin
    Was there a ruckus?
[10:35] Tatsuya
    You drove off Esuka Hibino, Mr. Nitta!
[10:39] Shin
    Oh yeah! I did!
[10:42] Shin
    But "Mr. Nitta" is too formal.
[10:45] Shin
    Just call me Shinemon!
[10:47] Tatsuya
    O-Okay!
[10:49] Tatsuya
    You were so cool, Shinemon!
[10:53] Shin
    Cool?
[10:56] Shin
    Cool...
[11:01] Shin
    I know, right?! I really was super-cool!
[11:04] Shin
    Keep the compliments coming!
[11:06] Tatsuya
    Ouch...
[11:07] Tatsuya
    Sure.
[11:09] Shin
    I see! So you were watching me, huh?
[11:12] Shin
    Of course you were!
[11:14] Shin
    When a guy takes action like that,
    all eyes are upon him!
[11:17] Shin
    But still, you have a really discerning eye!
[11:25] Mikuru
    More like he needs glasses...
[11:28] Tatsuya
    You can do backbends like that?! Fascinating!
[11:34] Shin
    Mark, sorry I'm late.
[11:37] Tatsuya
    You keep it in your hair?
[11:40] Shin
    It's kinda ended up
    camping there without permission.
[11:48] Shin
    Who are you?!
[11:50] Mark
    Who I am is Ninja Master!
[11:53] Tatsuya
    Ninja...
[11:54] Mikuru
    ...Master?!
[11:56] Mikuru
    Mark...?!
[11:58] Shin
    You're an agent of Esuka, aren't you?!
[12:01] Shin
    What have you done with Mark?!
[12:04] Mikuru
    He doesn't realize?!
[12:06] Mark
    Verily, if you wish to learn that,
    you will have to defeat me!
[12:10] Shin
    I know that card!
[12:12] Shin
    That's Mark's deck!
[12:14] Mark
    Y-Yikes!
[12:16] Shin
    Only the lowest of the low
    would steal someone else's deck!
[12:20] Tatsuya
    I... I agree!
[12:23] Shin
    I swear I'll beat you!
[12:26] Mark
    He actually bought it...
[12:30] Mark
    As you wish!
[12:31] Mark
    Verily, let us have a wager for this fight.
[12:34] Shin
    A wager like... this shop?!
[12:37] Mark
    You have good instincts.
[12:39] Mark
    Verily, if I win, you must stop
    barricading yourself inside this place.
[12:43] Shin
    You're on! This is a Vanguard fight!
[12:46] Shin
    Capital is the place where we hang out!
[12:49] Shin
    It's the place where we play!
[12:51] Shin
    And it's the place I will protect!
[12:55] Shin
    I am Shinemon Nitta!
[12:57] Shin
    Come at me with everything you've got!
[13:00] Mikuru
    Did he have to make a speech?
[13:02] Tatsuya
    He's so cool!
[13:07] Shin
    Are you ready?!
[13:11] Shin/Mark
    Stand up, Vanguard!
[13:13] Mark
    ...verily!
[13:18] Shin
    I ride!
[13:20] Shin
    Prometheus of Dancing Lights!
[13:24] Mark
    Riding Jutsu!
[13:27] Mark
    Evil Stealth Dragon, Zangetsu!
[13:30] Mark
    Followed by Ninja Art, Calling Jutsu!
    Rally to me, Kurogiri!
[13:36] Mark
    Kurogiri's skill activates!
[13:39] Mark
    Ninja Art, Channeling Jutsu!
[13:45] Tatsuya
    What are those?!
[13:47] Mark
    Evil Decoy Tokens, verily!
[13:49] Tatsuya
    Evil Decoy Tokens...
[13:51] Mark
    In addition, Calling Jutsu!
[13:53] Mark
    Rally to me, Stealth Beast,
    Chigasumi and Kurogiri!
[14:01] Mark
    Zangetsu's skill activates!
[14:09] Mark
    Here I come!
[14:16] Shin
    Behold my grade 3!
[14:23] Shin
    The entirety of destiny is inscribed
    within the blinding darkness!
[14:28] Shin
    And I am the one who recites it!
[14:34] Shin
    Gleaming Lord, Uranus!
[14:39] Shin
    Imaginary Gift, Force I!
[14:48] Shin
    Uranus's skill activates!
[14:52] Tatsuya
    That skill gave him an Imaginary Gift!
[15:01] Shin
    Here I come!
[15:05] Shin
    No trigger!
[15:06] Shin
    Draw trigger!
[15:13] Shin
    I have read your fate!
[15:20] Shin
    Proceed, Parthenos of Holy Verse!
[15:23] Shin
    Parthenos's skill activates!
[15:28] Shin
    I got an Imaginary Gift!
[15:38] Tatsuya
    Three gifts on the Vanguard Circle?!
[15:41] Tatsuya
    But why...?!
[15:54] Mark
    Ninja Art, Mortal-Coil Jutsu!
[15:57] Mark
    Verily, Evil Decoy Token
    may intercept even from the back row!
[16:04] Shin
    That's Mark's specialty!
[16:06] Shin
    You not only stole his deck,
    but also his playing style!
[16:11] Mikuru
    He seriously doesn't realize!
[16:15] Mark
    Riding Jutsu!
[16:19] Mark
    Evil Stealth Dragon Akatsuki, Hanzo!
[16:22] Mark
    Imaginary Gift, Protect II!
[16:29] Mark
    Furthermore...
[16:35] Mark
    By retiring two Decoy units...
[16:43] Mark
    This is Ninja Art, Spiriting-Away Jutsu!
[16:47] Tatsuya
    Shinemon's rear-guards
    were returned to his hand!
[16:50] Mark
    But not only that!
[16:52] Mark
    Verily, you must also discard
    two cards from your hand!
[16:56] Tatsuya
    Wh-What?!
[16:58] Mark
    And then, Calling Jutsu!
    Rally to me, Zangetsu!
[17:03] Mark
    Channeling Jutsu!
[17:05] Tatsuya
    That gives him an array of six units!
[17:08] Mark
    Judgment is at hand!
[17:15] Tatsuya
    Now he's got 5 damage!
[17:17] Mark
    Chigasumi's skill activates!
[17:19] Mark
    Verily have I seen...
[17:20] Mark
    ...the image of victory!
[17:25] Tatsuya
    A 49,000 power attack!
[17:27] Mikuru
    Is Shinemon going to lose?!
[17:39] Shin
    Thanks!
[17:42] Shin
    Now it's my turn!
[17:48] Shin
    Once more, I ride Gleaming Lord, Uranus!
[17:53] Shin
    I got an Imaginary Gift!
[17:55] Tatsuya
    A fourth one?!
[17:58] Shin
    Uranus's skill activates!
[18:00] Shin
    I got an Imaginary Gift!
[18:06] Tatsuya
    A fifth one?!
[18:13] Tatsuya
    What's happening?!
[18:15] Shin
    Circle Shift!
[18:17] Shin
    Once Uranus has five Imaginary Gifts,
[18:20] Shin
    the rear guard circle behind
    the Vanguard becomes the Astral Plane!
[18:26] Shin
    And standing on that Astral Plane is...
[18:39] Shin
    Rewrite the imagination,
[18:44] Shin
    O great planetary guardian deity!
[18:46] Shin
    Giant Deity of Distant World, Valkerion!
[19:01] Tatsuya
    Wh-What?!
[19:03] Mikuru
    What is it?!
[19:04] Tatsuya
    That card!
[19:06] Tatsuya
    Grade 5, 70,000 power?!
[19:10] Shin
    Don't act surprised just yet!
[19:13] Shin
    Astral Plane units can even
    attack from the back row!
[19:18] Shin
    Valkerion's skill activates!
[19:20] Shin
    I look at the top five cards of my deck...
[19:23] Shin
    This card's grade becomes
    the number of drive checks I can do!
[19:27] Tatsuya
    Grade 3, which means... triple drive?!
[19:34] Shin
    Valkerion, Zodiac Blazer!
[19:40] Shin
    Triple drive!
[19:42] Shin
    First check!
[19:43] Mark
    A critical trigger?!
[19:45] Shin
    Second check!
[19:47] Shin
    Third check!
[19:48] Mark
    A double critical?!
[20:01] Mark
    6 damage...
[20:13] Shin
    Mark?!
[20:15] Shin
    Why would you...?
[20:17] Mikuru
    He must've gotten disgusted with you
    and gone over to Esuka's side.
[20:21] Mark
    No! That's not why!
[20:24] Shin
    Esuka asked you to do it?
[20:27] Mark
    She said letting you stay holed up here
    would have a negative impact on your grades.
[20:33] Mikuru
    Well, Esuka's right about that.
[20:36] Tatsuya
    But she exploited
    the friendship between you two.
[20:43] Shin
    Exploiting our friendship?!
[20:45] Shin
    What kind of woman is Esuka Hibino?!
[20:48] Shin
    Mark, it's fine.
[20:50] Shin
    What happened here is water under the bridge.
[20:53] Mark
    Ah, yes! Water under the bridge.
[20:55] Esuka
    My ears are burning.
[21:01] Shin
    As the manager here,
    I'm going to protect Capital!
[21:05] Esuka
    That child, a manager?
    Don't be silly!
[21:10] Esuka
    A c-cat?!
[21:16] Tatsuya
    Y-You're camping here?!
[21:18] Shin
    Yeah, so that Esuka can't seize the place.
[21:21] Mikuru
    Outside of school, he's here most of the time.
[21:24] Mikuru
    Words fail me...
[21:26] Tatsuya
    Fascinating!
[21:33] Tatsuya
    Who are these people?
[21:35] Shin
    Nobody important. Never mind them.
[21:38] Tatsuya
    Oh, okay.
[21:44] Shin
    Want some dinner?
[21:46] Mikuru
    What are you talking about? You're broke!
[21:49] Mark
    Oh! Marvelous Japanese food!
[21:52] Tatsuya
    Count me in!
SIGN    Ramen
[21:55] Mikuru
    I've told you again and again,
    no cooking in the shop!
[21:59] Shin
    Once isn't gonna hurt!
[22:01] Shin
    As the manager, I say it's fine!
[22:03] Mikuru
    The manager?!
[22:04] Mikuru
    I see no manager here!
[22:08] Shin
    I'm the manager!
[23:45] Narrator
    The 30-second card intro segment!
[23:48] Narrator
    Today's featured card
    is Shinemon Nitta's ace in the hole,
[23:52] Narrator
    Giant Deity of Distant World, Valkerion!
SIGN    Giant Deity of Distant World, Valkerion
[23:54] Narrator
    With grade 5 and 70,000 power,
    it's one of the mightiest units.
[23:59] Narrator
    On top of that, you can obtain
    extra drive checks by using a skill!
[24:02] Narrator
    Note that you can only call it to
    a special circle known as the "Astral Plane,"
[24:05] Narrator
    so be sure to pair it in your deck
    with Gleaming Lord, Uranus,
[24:09] Narrator
    which can deploy "Astral Plane"!
[24:10] Narrator
    With this card, you too can
    "Ride The Vanguard"!
SIGN    Ride The Vanguard!
[24:15] Mikuru
    Mark, you sound different
     when you become Ninja Master.
[24:19] Mark
    Oh? How so, Mikuru?
[24:21] Mikuru
    He's put the helmet on.
[24:22] Mark
    Verily, I am the Ninja Master!
[24:24] Mikuru
    He's taken it off.
[24:25] Mark
    I'm Mark Whiting...
[24:27] Mark
    Wow, I do sound different!
[24:29] Shin
    I've got it!
[24:30] Shin
    This helmet contains the spirit of a ninja
    who died before he could achieve his goals!
[24:35] Mark
    Oh! I had no idea!
[24:36] Mikuru
    Where did you find that creepy helmet, anyway?
[24:39] Mark
    I made this for cosplay.
SIGN    Remind 2 
     Welcome to Esuka!!
[24:41] Mikuru
    Don't go making stuff up, Windbag Cinnamon!