E11 - Great Quarrel?! Predicament!! Mascot Chara!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:13] Oyama     Hold it! [00:14] Oyama     That's really amazing! [00:17] Oyama     This fluttering cape,     these impressive shoulder pads... [00:22] Oyama     Wait, Mask, the Shoulder Pads! [00:25] Oyama     Mask, the Shoulder Pads! [00:30] Tonori     I'm hungry, yo. SIGN    Cardshop Tomoko [00:32] Nanami     You just had lunch! SIGN    Half-price Hamburgers [00:37] Kanzaki     To you... To you... SIGN    Coupon Half-price Hamburgers Also... a free drink! [00:40] Kanzaki     ...I present this! [00:44] Tonori     The heck?! Let me take it! [00:46] Kanzaki     Lukewarm! [00:49] Kanzaki     The mental weakness of being drawn in     by a half-priced hamburger is a sin! [00:53] Kanzaki     It's a sin! [00:56] Nanami     Hey, you're... SIGN    Yuichirou Kanzaki [00:58] Nanami     ...Yuichirou Kanzaki! [01:02] Nanami     Let's go. We have no time for him. [01:05] Kanzaki     Wait! You two, strong in your own ways... [01:08] Kanzaki     ...listen to what I have to say! [01:11] Tonori     No thanks. SIGN    Nuggets      One week free [01:12] Kanzaki     I'll give you a coupon for     a week's worth of free nuggets! [01:15] Tonori     I'm listening, yo. [01:16] Nanami     Hey. [01:25] Tatsuya     I've arrived home, but now what should I do? [01:30] Emi     Shuka, wait! Where are you heading?! [01:34] Shuka     I smell one! I smell a Jammer! [01:37] Shuka     Emi, over there! [01:38] Tatsuya     Wh-What are you doing?! [01:40] Tatsuya     Let go of me! [01:43] Shuka     The Jammers suddenly showed up! [01:45] Shuka     Let's do this, Emi! [01:47] Shuka     Transform-- [01:49] Emi     Let us transform! [01:50] Tatsuya     Who are you people?! SIGN    if 11      Great Quarrel?! Predicament!! Mascot Chara!! [03:38] Ryuzu     It seems we've each found helpers. [03:41] Kanzaki     I'm going to win! [03:43] Oyama     Then shall we have a showdown? [03:45] Ryuzu     Go ahead. [03:46] Shuka     Excuse me! What is this?! [03:48] Emi     Help! [03:51] Tatsuya     It's cramped in here! And dark! And scary! [03:56] Tatsuya     Ryuzu! [03:57] Ryuzu     Sorry, Tatsuya. [03:59] Ryuzu     I was so anxious to get you here that     I had a few gentlemen bring you to me. [04:05] Oyama     I figured Tatsuya would be your helper! [04:09] Oyama     As for mine... [04:10] Oyama     ...it's him! [04:12] Emi/Shuka     Mask, the Dark! [04:14] Dark     Sorry. It appears we're to be enemies today. [04:18] Ryuzu     Who is he? [04:21] Shuka/Emi     You don't know, mister? [04:23] Oyama     I don't actually know him myself... [04:26] Oyama     But he's really cool, yeah? [04:28] Oyama     I think he's a perfect fit for this project. [04:31] Kanzaki     You're weak! [04:33] Kanzaki     Weak, weak, weak! [04:36] Kanzaki     I found S Rank fighters! [04:39] Nanami     Ow... [04:42] Tatsuya     Nanami and Tonori! [04:44] Tonori     Yo, what is this? [04:46] Nanami     You at least owe us an     explanation for abducting us! [04:49] Ryuzu/Kanzaki/Oyama     It's all for the sake of Vanguard! SIGN    Weakness is a sin Fight with a smile [04:54] Shuka     The Vanguard Association... [04:57] Emi     ...preparation room? [04:59] Ryuzu     Precisely! [05:00] Ryuzu     We've formed this marvelous organization [05:03] Ryuzu     to spread the word about     Vanguard throughout the world! [05:05] Ryuzu     And this is a design competition     to decide on our mascot! [05:08] Tatsuya     So that's what this is about. [05:10] Emi     A mascot? For your organization? [05:14] Ryuzu     Correct. [05:15] Shuka     All right. We'll also participate. [05:18] Emi     Shuka? [05:19] Shuka     After all, we can't have them     making up a weird Vanguard mascot. [05:23] Shuka     You're in too, right? [05:26] Tatsuya     My question is, who are you two? [05:31] Emi     We should've introduced ourselves earlier. [05:32] Emi     I'm Emi, a novice magical girl. [05:35] Shuka     I'm Shuka, her fairy assistant. [05:39] Tatsuya     A magical girl and a fairy?! [05:43] Tatsuya     Fascinating... [05:45] Tatsuya     Let's work together! [05:46] Shuka/Emi     Great! [05:47] Nanami     Just so you know... [05:49] Nanami     ...I'll have nothing to do with this. SIGN    Half-price Hamburgers [05:51] Kanzaki     What are you talking about?! [05:52] Kanzaki     Don't you want your reward?! [05:55] Tonori     That coupon is good for all the fries     you can eat for half a year! [05:59] Nanami     Hey! [06:01] Oyama     A falling-out already? [06:03] Dark     You'll never beat us like that. [06:06] Oyama     You got that right! [06:07] Oyama     Can anyone beat this mask? [06:10] Dark     You understand me! I'm touched! [06:13] Dark     You have exquisite fashion sense, sir! [06:20] Emi     Um, I don't mind thinking up a mascot,     but how is the winner going to be decided? [06:26] Ryuzu     Don't worry. We already have judges lined up. [06:30] Ryuzu     That's your cue! [06:35] Emi     Suiko and... [06:36] Shuka     ...the old-- [06:37] Dark     Bukki! [06:38] Ryuzu     These two will judg-- [06:40] Suiko     We heard the spiel already. [06:42] Suiko     As a member of ULTRARARE,     I will judge this competition, [06:47] Suiko     which is to influence the future     of Vanguard, fair and square. [06:50] Ibuki     Why do I have to be part of this? [06:53] Oyama     So, who are you? [06:55] Kanzaki     Why are you entrusting     the judging to these people?! [06:57] Ryuzu     That's because... [06:59] Ryuzu     ...their love for Vanguard is genuine! [07:02] Ryuzu     Also, I thought we needed the opinion     of the 20-to-34 female demographic. [07:06] Suiko     Who are you calling     the 20-to-34 female demographic?! SIGN    Age 20-34 [07:12] Oyama     Well, they'll do. [07:14] Oyama     The showdown is three days     from now! Just you wait! [07:17] Ryuzu     I have no intention of losing, either! [07:19] Kanzaki     Begone, weaklings! [07:22] Emi     Shuka, haven't we gotten ourselves     involved in a major pain of a project? [07:29] Shuka     I can smell it. [07:30] Shuka     The distortion is in this room! [07:39] Shuka     So, who are you? [07:41] Ryuzu     Ryuzu Myoujin. [07:43] Ryuzu     I'm the representative of the     Vanguard Association preparation room. [07:47] Ryuzu     I had you two brought along with him      in order to speed up the process. [07:51] Ryuzu     My apologies. [07:53] Emi     Not at all. We're as interested as you,     so we're happy to participate. [07:57] Shuka     Someone among us is a Jamm-- [08:01] Ryuzu     Tatsuya has helped me do research into Vanguard     in the past, which is how we know each other. [08:11] Tatsuya     I've finished. [08:13] Tatsuya     How about something like this? [08:14] Ryuzu     Rejected. [08:15] Tatsuya     That fast?! [08:16] Tatsuya     All you did was combine elements     from units that already exist. [08:19] Tatsuya     There's no originality. [08:22] Shuka     I would say... [08:23] Shuka     ...it's kind of lame. [08:25] Emi     Firstly, it lacks the sense of friendliness     that a mascot should have. [08:30] Emi     It's also unmemorable and leaves no impact. [08:33] Emi     I guess my main issues with     this design are the lack of creativity [08:38] Emi     and the poor marketing sense,     as I can't identify the target audience. [08:42] Emi     Simply put, it doesn't really     hold up as a character. [08:45] Tatsuya     I didn't expect a critical drubbing... [08:50] Tatsuya     Papa! Mama! [08:52] Tatsuya     I'll use my power to bring you back! [08:55] Ryuzu     Now, now. Just calm down. [09:05] Kanzaki     Might makes right! [09:07] Kanzaki     "A tenacity for victory that even     drips out of your pores" makes right! [09:11] Kanzaki     Weakness is a sin! [09:14] Nanami     Meow-meow, kitty-cat. [09:16] Kanzaki     Where did that stray cat come from?! [09:18] Tonori     The window was open, so... [09:20] Kanzaki     This is weakness! [09:22] Kanzaki     Now is the time to think     about Vanguard's future! [09:25] Kanzaki     Ignore that mangy thing! [09:27] Nanami     Ka-ping! What was that, old man?! [09:32] Kanzaki     Are you talking back to me?! [09:34] Nanami     What are you calling a mangy thing?! [09:36] Nanami     When it comes to mascot motifs, [09:38] Nanami     cute kitty-cats are the most powerful     in the world, possibly even the universe! [09:43] Kanzaki     That's the spirit! [09:44] Kanzaki     If you feel that strongly about it,     then draw your Vanguard... [09:50] Kanzaki     ...mascot! [09:51] Nanami     Just you wait! [09:56] Tatsuya     Here! [09:57] Ryuzu     Boring! Next. [09:59] Tatsuya     Here. [10:00] Emi     Not cute. Next. [10:01] Tatsuya     Here! [10:02] Ryuzu     It lacks refinement. Next. [10:04] Tatsuya     Here! [10:05] Emi     No feels. Next. [10:08] Tatsuya     Why is this happening to me?! [10:11] Ryuzu     Next! [10:14] Nanami     There! A hometown kitty-cat character! [10:18] Kanzaki     Deja vu! [10:19] Kanzaki     Could be trouble! [10:21] Nanami     Stressed out by the rat race,     it takes things easy instead! [10:23] Nanami     Bald Kitty! [10:25] Kanzaki     The cuteness is missing! [10:28] Nanami     No explanation needed! [10:29] Nanami     A robotic cat from the future! SIGN    Self-Censored [10:32] Kanzaki     No, no, no! [10:34] Kanzaki     Are you trying to get us sued?! [10:36] Kanzaki     Hey! Say something to her! [10:44] Tonori     Your jibber-jabber is getting on my nerves! [10:50] Tonori     But firstly... [10:52] Kanzaki     Firstly? [10:54] Tonori     Go get me something to eat! [10:57] Tonori     Triple Big Burger Red! [11:00] Tonori     Boneless Chicken Yellow! [11:02] Tonori     Giga-bigga Beef Bowl     with Pickled Ginger Blue! [11:06] Nanami     Should that be red or blue? [11:08] Kanzaki     Wh-What is this?!     You're a mass of pure appetite! [11:12] Kanzaki     Hunger personified! [11:14] Kanzaki     Good, good! Now this is the     S Rank fighter I had hoped for! [11:19] Kanzaki     More! More! [11:37] Oyama     Damage check... [11:42] Oyama     No trigger. [11:44] Dark     I... I win... [11:47] Oyama     You're strong! [11:48] Dark     As are you... Ryutarou Oyama. [11:54] Oyama     Itchy, itchy! [11:55] Oyama     When I play Cardfight Vanguard these days,      for some reason my skin starts to crawl! [12:03] Oyama     Anyway, between your outfit      and your fighting, you're awesome! [12:11] Dark     Back at ya. [12:13] Dark     You are awesome. [12:17] Dark     Is something wrong? [12:18] Oyama     That! [12:21] Oyama     Oh no! [12:23] Oyama     I was so wrapped up with fighting      that I forgot about the mascot design! [12:27] Dark     We're really gonna do that? [12:29] Oyama     Of course! [12:31] Oyama     Oh man, that was a close one... [12:36] Ibuki     No matter how hard I try, I never get to fight! [12:40] Suiko     Shush it! Figure out the format already! [12:43] Ibuki     I know! We have to correct     this world's distortion, right? [12:47] Ibuki     It's gotta be either Ryuzu, Kanzaki, or Oyama! [12:50] Suiko     Don't be flip! [12:51] Suiko     It's true that one of them is a Jammer,     but if we choose wrongly and they get away, [12:57] Suiko     a correctable distortion will be beyond repair! [13:00] Ibuki     Fine. We'll get to the bottom of this     through careful deliberation. [13:03] Suiko     Well, for now, let's go home.     It's your turn to make dinner. [13:09] Ibuki     Again?! [13:14] Emi     You're drawing one too, Shuka? [13:16] Shuka     An idea just popped into my head. [13:19] Emi     Huh... [13:22] Ryuzu     This is the one! [13:24] Kanzaki     This is it! [13:25] Oyama     Let's go with this! [13:44] Ryuzu     Your attention, please! [13:47] Ryuzu     The Vanguard mascot character     competition is about to begin! [13:52] Ryuzu     Over here are our judges! [13:55] Ryuzu     ULTRARARE's Suiko Tatsunagi! [13:59] Suiko     Watch carefully as the future of Vanguard      begins with the advent of a new mascot. [14:10] Oyama     We'll start! [14:13] Ibuki     They didn't just design it,     but made a character suit, too?! [14:23] Oyama     I am a child of the wild:      Mask, the Vanguard! R! X! [14:31] Nanami     What is that? [14:32] Emi     He's just imitating Mask, the Dark! [14:37] Ibuki     Threw it together at the last minute, huh? [14:39] Suiko     An all-around lackluster job. Next! [14:42] Oyama     But I thought it was cool! [14:49] Kanzaki     Observe! [14:52] Kanzaki     This is perfect harmony between     strength and a beloved motif! [14:59] Kanzaki     The King of Animals! [15:01] Kanzaki     Meowtron! [15:04] Nanami     What the heck?!     Even with kitties, it's not cute at all! [15:08] Tonori     I think the name's cute, though. [15:12] Suiko     While it contains a token number of     Vanguard elements, it's an eyesore. Next! [15:18] Kanzaki     But I thought it was cute! [15:24] Ryuzu     Interdimensional Vangabang! [15:29] All     "Vangabang"? [15:31] Ryuzu     I'll explain the transformation process. [15:34] Ryuzu     It takes Vangabang a mere     0.05 seconds to don his fighting suit. [15:41] Ryuzu     Vanga-fact! [15:43] Tatsuya     But what I drew was this! [15:46] Tatsuya     How did it turn into that?! [15:50] Ibuki     That happens a lot when something goes     from two-dimensional to three-dimensional. [15:53] Suiko     It seems the modeler's abilities     weren't up to snuff. Too bad. [15:57] Tatsuya     That's just awful! [16:02] Ryuzu     How is it awful?! [16:04] Oyama     Mine is the best! [16:05] Kanzaki     What are you talking about?! What is that     top-heavy weakling supposed to be?! [16:09] Ryuzu     You should talk! How does that     have anything to do with mascots?! [16:12] Oyama     You have no room to talk, either! [16:14] Ryuzu     What was that?! [16:15] Oyama     What was what?! [16:16] Ibuki     I definitely wouldn't wanna work     for any of those guys. [16:20] Suiko     Which one is the Jammer? [16:22] Ibuki     This whole setup reeks of a Jammer distortion. [16:31] Shuka     That's the Jammer mark! [16:33] Emi     Then... [16:34] Shuka/Emi/Suiko/Ibuki     ...all three of them are Jammers?! [16:36] Suiko     So they're a Vanguard Association in name only. [16:39] Suiko     They chose weird mascot characters     to keep Vanguard from becoming popular. [16:44] Ibuki     Like I said, the whole thing     stunk from the get-go. [16:50] Oyama Jammer     There's no sense faking it now that you know. [16:53] Kanzaki Jammer     Only the strong can grasp victory! [16:56] Ryuzu Jammer     No, I'll handle them! [16:58] Oyama Jammer     No, I'll fight! [17:00] Kanzaki Jammer     Wait! I'll go first! [17:02] Oyama Jammer     You can get lost! [17:04] Shuka     Emi, let's transform! [17:06] Emi     Right! [17:16] Emi/Shuka     IF, stand up! [17:22] The Three     Jam-jam-jam-jam-jam! [17:25] Oyama Jammer     Jammer! [17:26] Kanzaki Jammer     Jammer! [17:28] Ryuzu Jammer     Jammer! [17:32] Tatsuya     Chronotiger Rebellion?! [17:37] Suiko     That's... [17:38] Suiko     ...Claret Sword Dragon! [17:40] Ibuki     Dragonic Vanquisher! [17:42] Emi     Realize! [17:43] Emi     We need you, Blaster Blade! [17:59] Shuka     No! [18:00] Emi     Three against one is too much for him! [18:05] Dark     Looks like you're in trouble. [18:08] Emi     Mask, the Dark! [18:10] Dark     I feel somewhat responsible     for helping one of those Jammers. [18:15] Dark     And so, catch this week's final card! [18:23] Shuka     Blaster Dark! [18:26] Emi     Realize! [18:35] Ibuki     Blaster Blade and Blaster Dark     are gonna fight together?! [18:39] Suiko     But it's still three against two! [18:48] Emi     Blaster Blade! [18:50] Shuka     Blaster Dark! [18:53] Shuka     Oh no! [19:02] Emi     Blaster Blade! [19:03] Shuka     Blaster Dark! [19:07] Shuka     What? [19:14] Shuka     I don't believe it. Is it... Is it really you?! [19:20] Dark     Huh... [19:22] Emi     Shuka! [19:28] Shuka     Elemental Calling! [19:34] Emi     Realize! [19:35] Emi     Majesty Lord Blaster! [19:44] Dark     What is that...? [19:59] Shuka     Majesty Lord Blaster... [20:03] Shuka     It's true... [20:05] Shuka     You finally came for us! [20:51] Shuka     At last... Majesty Lord Blaster... [20:59] Dark     This is still my card. [21:05] Dark     Thank you! [21:07] Dark     You showed me something I'd never seen before. [21:10] Dark     Farewell, magical girls. [21:16] Emi     Mask, the Dark... [21:23] Ibuki     Looks like it wasn't this distortion, either. [21:26] Suiko     Apparently not. [21:28] Tatsuya     What was that about? [21:30] Tonori     Dunno, yo. [21:31] Nanami     Me neither. [21:34] Kanzaki     What is all this?! [21:37] Oyama     I remember we were trying to come up     with a Vanguard mascot character... [21:42] Ryuzu     What a mess. For now, let's tidy up... [21:50] Kanzaki     What is that scribble?! [21:52] Ryuzu     Such a lousy drawing. [21:53] Oyama     And yet... [21:54] Ryuzu     And yet... [21:55] Kanzaki     And yet... [21:56] Kanzaki/Ryuzu/Oyama     This is it! This is the one! [22:00] Kanzaki     At long last... [22:00] Oyama     ...this is the mascot character... [22:02] Ryuzu     ...we were looking for! [22:06] Audience     Vangua-rou! [23:46] Narrator     The 30-second card intro segment! [23:49] Narrator     Today's featured card is Spike Brothers'     Exceptional Expertise, Rising Nova! SIGN    Exceptional Expertise, Rising Nova [23:54] Narrator     When this unit is placed, you get     Imaginary Gifts Force I and Force II! [23:59] Narrator     On top of that, if you choose     two of your grade 3 units, [24:01] Narrator     it can use the skills of those two units! [24:05] Narrator     Master using both of its gifts as well as     those two skills to dominate the battlefield! [24:10] Narrator     With this card, you too can     "Ride The Vanguard"! SIGN    Ride The Vanguard! [24:15] Ibuki     My name is Kouji Ibuki. [24:17] Ibuki     I work to correct historical distortions,     slowly improving my cooking along the way. [24:20] Ibuki     Also, next time! We learn     Mask, the Dark's true identity! [24:23] Suiko     What?! At last, we'll be able to see     the face behind the mask! [24:26] Ibuki     But we're too used to     over-hyped previews like this. [24:31] Suiko     Some of these really don't count as previews. [24:33] Suiko     I've even been told that the previews     are more entertaining than the main story. [24:37] Ibuki     Then, starting next week, we'll have     one minute of story and the rest previews! [24:39] Suiko     But wouldn't doing that require     even faster delivery of materials? SIGN    if 12      Truth of the Mask [24:43] Ibuki     Yeah, that's not happening.