5 - Everyone gets hurt. But those who don't realize they're hurting can't be healed

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[00:09] Suzuna
    Y-Yes?
[00:16] Man
    Where's Satake Shogo?
[00:18] Suzuna
    U-Um...
[00:20] Man
    Is he not here?
[00:23] Suzuna
    Everyone's out at the moment.
[00:25] Man
    I see.
[00:26] Suzuna
    I'm sorry.
[00:30] Suzuna
    By the way, did you need something?
SIGN    The Fighter!! The Truth About Satake Shogo!
SIGN    Let's blow the horn on  this world full of static!  Recruiting Band Members!!  Band Name: Guns & Bouquets
[00:46] Kotaro
    So this is Sea Paraiso?
[00:49] Aria
    It's doing pretty well!
[00:52] Kotaro
    Hey, what do you want to see?
[00:54] Kotaro
    Want something to drink?
[00:55] Marie
    Shikishima-kun!
[00:59] Marie
    Did I keep you waiting?
[01:01] Ritsu
    Not at all.
[01:02] Kotaro
    Hey, let's hurry up and ride something.
[01:04] Kotaro
    Come on, Ritsu.
[02:41] Kotono
    Hmm? What's wrong?
[02:43] Man
    Well, you inviting me out
    here just feels like a dream.
[02:49] Man
    K-Kotono-san, what kind
    of person is your type?
[02:53] Kotono
    Type?
[02:54] Man
    Like the manly type,
     intelligent type, or domestic type...
[03:03] Man
    Kotono-san?
[03:05] Man
    A headache?
[03:07] Kotono
    No, I'm okay.
[03:10] Kotono
    Let's enjoy today.
[03:12] Aria
    Go live!
[03:28] Aria
    You okay?
[03:30] Aria
    Did you wet yourself a little?
[03:31] Kotaro
    Little?! You!
[03:34] Marie
    Guess this guy's no good.
[03:36] Ritsu
    Sorry. I tried asking around, but...
[03:40] (Flashback) Mifue
    Sea Paraiso's opening party?
[03:43] (Flashback) Mifue
    Sorry, I have plans today.
[03:47] (Flashback) Shogo
    Sorry. Pass.
[03:49] (Flashback) Suzuna
    Something like that's a bit much...
[03:52] Marie
    I'm still glad you're
    enjoying it, Shikishima-kun.
[03:58] Man
    Kotono-san, where should we sit?
[04:02] Man
    Shall we head over there?
[04:04] Aria
    You okay, pukey?
[04:13] Man
    Kotono-san?
[04:21] Man
    Kotono-san, why don't
    we have some tea?
[04:24] Kotono
    Oh, sure.
[04:26] Aria
    Ritsu! I think that girl just now saw me!
[04:30] Ritsu
    But...
[04:31] Marie
    Look, Shikishima-kun, there's
    an event of some kind starting.
[04:36] Ritsu
    Normal people can't see you, right?
[04:39] Aria
    It's possible that girl's...
[04:41] Toshizo
    I'm Toshizo, and I'll be your guide today.
[04:44] Toshizo
    Are you all having fun so far?
[04:48] Toshizo
    Right now we have an intermediary report.
[04:50] Toshizo
    Our number of established couples
    has already surpassed 30.
[04:54] Ritsu
    "Established couples"?
[04:56] Toshizo
    Now then, please continue to enjoy
    Sea Paraiso's renewal commemoration party,
[05:00] ---
    "Confess And Be Lovey-Dovey Together"!
[05:11] Suzuna
    They're not coming back, huh?
SIGN    Miyabi City Sea Paraiso  Special Event  Confess and Be Lovey-Dovey Together!  Entry Ticket & Event F-  One Drink Included
SIGN    Special Event  Confess and Be Lovey-Dovey Together!
[05:17] Man
    "Confess and Be Lovey-Dovey Together"?
[05:20] Suzuna
    I'm not interested in that,
[05:23] ---
    but I suppose most men
    enjoy things like that?
[05:32] Kotaro
    Confess and
[05:33] Aria
    Be Lovey-Dovey Together?!
[05:40] Ritsu
    In other words, this event is
    like a mixer or a spouse-hunt?
[05:45] Kotaro
    What, that's it?
[05:47] Kotaro
    Well, that's not something
    I'm really interested in.
[05:52] Kotaro
    Huh?
[05:54] Aria
    Right there!
[05:55] Aria
    Don't look at them with such longing eyes.
[05:57] Kotaro
    I'm not longing for it!
[05:59] Kotaro
    I've already graduated from love!
[06:01] Ritsu
    You think?
[06:02] Ritsu
    I'm actually jealous
[06:05] ---
    that they can enjoy it without
    worrying about other annoyances.
[06:09] Marie
    Shikishima-kun, let's enjoy it, too!
[06:17] Aria
    Ritsu?
[06:20] Man
    Mirei-sama, the steps are steep,
    so please watch your step.
[06:36] Man
    Ah! There's a puddle of
    water at Mirei-sama's feet!
[06:41] Man
    Your clothes will get dirty!
[06:42] Man
    Please walk on top of me, Mirei-sama!
[06:44] Man
    Know your place! As if Mirei-sama
    would walk on your filthy back!
[06:50] Man
    Right, Mirei-sama?
[06:52] Mirei
    True, your backs are lower than street filth.
[06:56] Mirei
    But I'm in a good mood
    today, so I'll reward you
[07:02] ---
    to-da-y.
[07:07] Man
    Thank you for this happiness!
[07:08] Man
    Thank you for this happiness!
[07:13] Man
    Why isn't he getting angry?
[07:15] Ritsu
    Well, guys have a whole
     lot of different tastes.
[07:18] Kotaro
    Tastes?
[07:20] Ritsu
    Some men turn the pain of being
    stepped on into great pleasure.
[07:25] Kotaro
    Seriously?
[07:27] Kotaro
    You know a lot about that, Ritsu.
[07:35] Kotono
    Have you decided?
[07:40] Kotono
    Are you all right?
[07:41] Man
    No, Kotono-san! You'll soil your handkerchief!
[07:47] Man
    I spilled my water!
[07:49] Man
    Oh, no! Not here!
[07:50] Man
    I spilled coffee!
[07:51] Man
    I need to do something about this fast!
[07:56] Man
    There's a pebble!
[07:58] Man
    Crumbs!
[07:59] Man
    Dirt!
[08:06] Kotono
    Men are all idiots.
[08:10] Kotono
    Men are all...
[08:11] Kotono
    Men are all...
[08:13] Kotono
    Men are all...
[08:30] Kotono
    I knew it. I just saw something.
[08:33] Aria
    Ritsu! That girl from
    before looked at me again!
[08:36] Aria
    I think she might be starting to notice!
[08:39] Aria
    You hurry over to her and
    bring her into our group!
[08:42] Kotaro
    Hey, where are you going?
[08:46] Musician
    Hey, how long are you planning
[08:50] ---
    to let the Rogues do as they please?
[08:53] Thorn
    I've prepared measures for them.
[08:56] Thorn
    That's part of why I gathered you all together.
[09:00] Musician
    Sounds like it's time to
    show off my genocidal charm!
[09:04] Kensuke
    What could they want to
    do after escaping Mobius?
[09:09] Musician
    Did you say something?
[09:11] Kensuke
    No, nothing at all.
[09:23] Ritsu
    Do you mind if we talk for a bit?
[09:27] Ritsu
    I can tell.
[09:28] Ritsu
    You've noticed, haven't you?
[09:31] Ritsu
    The truth about this world?
[09:34] Kotono
    So you're the same.
[09:36] Ritsu
    So, you have noticed—
[09:37] Kotono
    However, while I appreciate the invitation,
[09:41] ---
    that one was a bit too pointed.
[09:45] Aria
    But I know we saw each other earlier?
[09:48] Kotono
    That sounds like a pick-up line you
    spent a lot of time thinking over.
[09:52] Kotono
    I don't mind it, but...
[09:54] Man
    What's your problem?!
[09:55] Man
    Why are you butting in
    to talk to Kotono-san?!
[09:58] Ritsu
    I'm not! I'm trying to have an
    important discussion with her!
[10:02] Man
    I have something important to discuss, too!
[10:03] Man
    Do you have a ticket?
[10:04] Man
    Wait your turn!
[10:06] Ritsu
    You're misunderstanding!
[10:07] Ritsu
    You're showing signs of awakening
    from this false world!
[10:10] Ritsu
    So I was going to help you!
[10:14] Kotono
    That sounds like a middle
    schooler's pick-up line.
[10:18] Ritsu
    M-Middle schooler?
[10:22] Man
    Here, another cup of juice.
[10:24] Aria
    What's wrong? You look like
    you took a lot of damage?
[10:28] Aria
    That's a glass someone else drank out of.
[10:31] Woman
    Excuse me.
[10:33] ---
    If you don't mind, could we
    talk over there for a bit?
[10:37] Kotaro
    Jeez, how long is Ritsu
    going to keep us waiting?
[10:42] Marie
    What's that?
[10:43] Kotaro
    What's what?
[10:45] Marie
    People have been going
    in there for a while now.
[10:48] Kotaro
    Maybe there's something inside?
[11:06] Kotaro
    S-Something's happening inside?
[11:22] Kotaro
    Hey!
[11:23] Kotaro
    Whoa!
[11:23] Suzuna
    I'm sorry!
[11:25] Kotaro
    You can't look!
[11:25] Kotaro
    You can't look!
[11:26] Kotaro
    You can't look!
SIGN    Everyone gets hurt. But those who don't  realize they're hurting can't be healed.
[11:44] Naruko
    I've finally found her location after
    gathering information through the gossiper,
[11:49] Naruko
    but are you really sure?
[11:51] Mifue
    Yeah.
[11:53] Mifue
    I've decided on this after
     mulling it over a long time.
[11:56] Naruko
    I see.
[11:58] Naruko
    Then, let's go.
[12:02] Mifue
    Take me
[12:04] Mifue
    to my mother.
[12:11] Mirei
    How's it coming?
[12:13] Toshizo
    Yes, young lady.
[12:14] Toshizo
    At present, approximately 50 subjects are
    undergoing brainwashing reinforcement.
[12:20] Mirei
    Welcome back to the dream.
[12:23] Toshizo
    Those girls are truly performing well.
[12:27] Mirei
    Just as we planned, then.
[12:29] Mirei
    But those people in question are merely
    enjoying love of their own free will.
[12:34] Toshizo
    Their brainwashing becomes even stronger
[12:37] ---
    as we fulfill their unfulfilled
    desires for romance.
[12:42] Mirei
    Huh?
[12:44] Toshizo
    That's one of our brainwashing
    agents, Kashiwaba Kotono.
[12:47] Toshizo
    Oh, she's providing a remarkable performance.
[12:50] Toshizo
    Her talent may even lead
    her to outperform you.
[12:54] Toshizo
    Oops, I said too much.
[12:59] Mirei
    Who is that woman?!
[13:01] Mirei
    Toshizo, bring that girl here.
[13:04] Toshizo
    At once.
[13:05] Mirei
    This kingdom does not need two queens.
[13:11] Ritsu
    The reason many claim they've caught colds
    and skip studying the day before a test
[13:15] ---
    is a behavior called self-handicapping.
[13:18] Aria
    Hey, Ritsu, what are you doing?!
[13:20] Ritsu
    It's a type of defense mechanism
    born from their self-serving bias.
[13:24] Aria
    Also, how can you go on about
    such boring topics with women?
[13:28] Girls
    That's so interesting!
[13:30] Aria
    Huh?
[13:32] Aria
    Hurry!
[13:34] Aria
    We have to go back to that girl!
[13:37] Ritsu
    Forget about your painful reality,
    and enjoy free romance.
[13:41] Aria
    Huh?
[13:42] Ritsu
    This might not be so bad.
[13:45] Aria
    Hey, Ritsu...
[13:47] Aria
    Are you having second thoughts about this?
[13:50] Aria
    About returning to your original world?
[13:52] Aria
    Do you want to forget about
    the real world and stay here?
[13:57] Kotaro
    Hey! We've got trouble!
[13:59] Aria
    What's wrong, cowardly pipsqueak?
[14:01] Kotaro
    I saw it!
[14:02] Kotaro
    People were wearing this crazy thing
    on their head and going, "Aaah!"
[14:07] Aria
    We can't make any sense of that!
[14:10] Toshizo
    As your guide, Toshizo, I have
    an announcement for you all.
[14:14] Toshizo
    It is now time for the commencement
    of today's main event.
[14:18] Ritsu
    Main event?
[14:23] Kotaro
    Hey, isn't that the scary woman from earlier?
[14:28] Aria
    That's the girl who looked at me earlier!
[14:30] Aria
    Look, Ritsu!
[14:33] Mirei
    Kashiwaba Kotono.
[14:34] Mirei
    It seems you've gotten
    a little carried away.
[14:38] Kotono
    What's the matter here, old lady?
[14:39] Mirei
    O-Old—?!
[14:40] Mirei
    Where do you even get "old lady"?!
[14:43] Kotono
    Oh, I'm sorry. Your makeup
    was done so well, I just...
[14:46] Mirei
    Are you saying I'm wearing heavy makeup?!
[14:49] Toshizo
    The great application of makeup and
    the enhancement of your features
[14:51] ---
    through makeup is only possible
    due to your beauty, young lady.
[14:54] Mirei
    Of course!
[14:56] Mirei
    Looks like you need brainwashing
    reinforcement, too.
[15:00] Kotaro
    "Brainwashing reinforcement"?
[15:02] Ritsu
    They're re-brainwashing those
    on the verge of awakening.
[15:05] Ritsu
    That must be what you saw, Kotaro.
[15:07] Aria
    Meaning this whole event is
    a trap set by the Musicians?!
[15:10] Mirei
    Prepare yourself, Kashiwaba Kotono-san.
[15:14] Toshizo
    Now for the start of our special event,
[15:16] ---
    the "Which is the Good,
    Sexy Woman" competition!
[15:20] Aria
    "Which is the Good,
[15:22] Kotaro
    Sexy Woman"?!
[15:24] Mirei
    Let's have these men judge
[15:28] ---
    which of us is the superior woman!
[15:35] Toshizo
    First up is entry #1, young lady Mirei!
[15:42] Toshizo
    Bust: 90, waist: 58, hips: 91!
[15:46] Toshizo
    Her hobby is caring for pets,
[15:47] Toshizo
    and her favorite type of man is one who's healthy,
[15:50] ---
    loyal, and submissive, and who
    enjoys physical and emotional pain.
[15:54] Mirei
    This time I'll grant all the
    pigs who vote for me
[16:00] Mirei
    heartfelt abuse and disparagement.
[16:01] Song
    I have no interest in the meaning of life.
[16:03] Mirei
    In addition, I'll grant you a lifetime of
    repeated enslavement and subordination!
SIGN    Hate, Regret, Abuse, Berating, Repentance
[16:07] Song
    The value of life alone fills me.
[16:12] Toshizo
    Take a look at the score!
[16:14] Song
    I'm sick of this stupid reality.
[16:15] Kotaro
    She's incredibly popular!
[16:16] Aria
    This hall has too many masochists.
[16:19] Mirei
    My, what's the matter?
[16:20] Song
    The mirror reflects only
    the surface of this world.
[16:21] Mirei
    If you're so afraid of
    exposing the poor figure
[16:24] ---
    hidden under your uniform
    that you want to run,
[16:27] ---
    then you can just say so.
[16:27] Song
    I'll erase the nonsense for you.
[16:29] Kotono
    I don't know why I have
    to play along with this,
[16:32] Song
    So hey, why don't you cast aside ideals?
[16:33] Kotono
    but forcing a woman brimming with
    confidence to cave in sounds like fun.
[16:38] Song
    I won't let anyone interfere
[16:38] Toshizo
    Next up is entry #2, Kashiwaba Kotono!
[16:42] Song
    Until I've obtained everything.
[16:43] Toshizo
    Bust: 84, waist: 58, hips: 89.
[16:45] Song
    "Love me."
[16:47] Kotono
    Thank you all very much
    for gathering here today!
[16:48] Song
    That's the destiny of this world.
[16:51] Kotono
    I dedicate this trophy to the friends
    who've always supported me,
[16:55] ---
    the fans who cheered me on, and most of all,
[16:59] ---
    my very own unparalleled beauty and luck!
[17:03] Kotono
    I'm truly grateful for this honor!
[17:06] Mirei
    Hey! What are you suddenly
    giving a victory speech for?!
[17:10] Kotono
    I'm sorry. I just assumed
    my victory was only natural.
[17:16] Kotono
    I thought I'd score a bit higher.
[17:19] Aria
    What is this competition?
[17:23] Toshizo
    Now, this heated battle has lasted thus far.
[17:28] Toshizo
    Neither competitor has yielded an inch,
    and their scores are tied!
[17:31] Toshizo
    The victor shall be determined by today's
    special guest, Shikishima Ritsu-sama!
[17:38] Ritsu
    Hold on! Why am I here?!
[17:40] Mirei
    Naturally, you'll choose me, right?
[17:43] Kotono
    I'm not so sure. He was
    hitting on me earlier.
[17:46] Ritsu
    That was a misunderstanding!
[17:48] Kotaro
    Whom will you choose, Ritsu?!
[17:50] Toshizo
    Now, Ritsu-sama, your decision!
[17:54] Ritsu
    I refuse!
[17:55] Ritsu
    I don't plan on playing
    along with this farce!
[17:58] Kotono
    You can't even make up your mind about this?
[18:00] Ritsu
    How long are you planning to
    play along with this yourself?
[18:04] Ritsu
    You've started to notice, right?
[18:06] Ritsu
    That this isn't your real self!
[18:09] Kotono
    Spineless men like you are the ones I—
[18:12] Kotaro
    Hey, did her personality just shift?
[18:16] Kotono
    You're a man, aren't you?
[18:18] Kotono
    Make a decision!
[18:36] Kotono
    I'm sorry.
[18:44] Kotono
    I'm sorry.
[18:46] Kotono
    I'm sorry.
[18:49] Kotono
    Tak-kun...
[18:51] ---
    She's remembered!
[19:00] Kotono
    I won't let go of you ever again!
[19:08] Men
    Oh! Kotono-san, you're the best!
[19:13] Toshizo
    This match is now settled!
[19:15] Toshizo
    The winner of this competition
    is Kashiwaba Kotono-sama!
[19:18] Mirei
    Hey, what's going on here?!
[19:21] Toshizo
    By my guess, many of the men were moved
[19:24] ---
    by Kotono-sama's motherly
    display in the competition.
[19:27] Mirei
    Why is my score zero when
    you have a vote, too?!
[19:30] Toshizo
    Since you were born the
    heiress to a wealthy family,
[19:34] ---
    I, Toshizo, elected to cast my vote for
    Kotono-sama, because losing everything
[19:38] ---
    would further hone your beauty, Mirei-sama.
[19:42] Mirei
    Silence!
[19:44] Toshizo
    I'm extremely and humbly delighted!
[19:45] Mirei
    You men are all idiots, every one!
[19:49] Kotono
    That's right. They're all idiots.
[19:52] Kotono
    Even so, there are some men you can't leave.
[19:57] Mirei
    Huh? You mean this man called Tak-kun?
[20:00] Mirei
    Even if you return to the
    real world where he waits,
[20:03] ---
    the only thing waiting for you is despair.
[20:06] Mirei
    What a stupid woman!
[20:08] Kotono
    Even if a darkness full of nothing
    but despair is all that awaits me...
[20:14] Kotono
    Even if it's a hell where I can't
    escape this pain tearing me apart...
[20:21] Kotono
    Even if that place is Hell itself,
[20:26] Kotono
    I...
[20:28] Kotono
    I want to return to reality!
[20:34] Aria
    Kotono!
[20:35] Aria
    Let out the cry from your heart!
[20:38] Kotono
    I want to return to reality and see Tak-kun!
[20:41] Both
    Go live!
[21:01] Ritsu
    Catharsis effect?!
[21:03] Kotaro
    Wow!
[21:07] Mirei
    Well, isn't this interesting.
[21:09] Song
    So, since you're here,
[21:13] Song
    I want you to play your harmony for me.
[21:19] Mifue
    I'm sorry, Mother.
[21:21] Song
    It's like a brilliant ocean,
[21:24] Song
    the spilling colors melting away.
[21:25] Girls
    Huh?
[21:32] Song
    Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
[21:35] Song
    It's all right now.
[21:50] Ritsu
    What is happening here?!
SIGN    Do you know why humans  have their eyes in front?
SIGN    Looking forward doesn't equal progress on its own.  Understanding one's situation is also an important step.
SIGN    So they can live life looking forward!
SIGN    Are you sure about that?
SIGN    Ah, it's the guy spouting aphorisms!
SIGN    Looking forward doesn't  equal progress on its own.
[23:34] ---
    Understanding one's situation
    is also an important step.
SIGN    By the way, the right joystick  controls the camera so you can view
SIGN    Huh? A tutorial? This late?
[23:39] ---
    and understand your situation.