# 5 - Everyone gets hurt. But those who don't realize they're hurting can't be healed
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**[00:09] Suzuna**
Y-Yes?
**[00:16] Man**
Where's Satake Shogo?
**[00:18] Suzuna**
U-Um...
**[00:20] Man**
Is he not here?
**[00:23] Suzuna**
Everyone's out at the moment.
**[00:25] Man**
I see.
**[00:26] Suzuna**
I'm sorry.
**[00:30] Suzuna**
By the way, did you need something?
***SIGN*** The Fighter!! The Truth About Satake Shogo!
***SIGN*** Let's blow the horn on this world full of static! Recruiting Band Members!! Band Name: Guns & Bouquets
**[00:46] Kotaro**
So this is Sea Paraiso?
**[00:49] Aria**
It's doing pretty well!
**[00:52] Kotaro**
Hey, what do you want to see?
**[00:54] Kotaro**
Want something to drink?
**[00:55] Marie**
Shikishima-kun!
**[00:59] Marie**
Did I keep you waiting?
**[01:01] Ritsu**
Not at all.
**[01:02] Kotaro**
Hey, let's hurry up and ride something.
**[01:04] Kotaro**
Come on, Ritsu.
**[02:41] Kotono**
Hmm? What's wrong?
**[02:43] Man**
Well, you inviting me out
here just feels like a dream.
**[02:49] Man**
K-Kotono-san, what kind
of person is your type?
**[02:53] Kotono**
Type?
**[02:54] Man**
Like the manly type,
intelligent type, or domestic type...
**[03:03] Man**
Kotono-san?
**[03:05] Man**
A headache?
**[03:07] Kotono**
No, I'm okay.
**[03:10] Kotono**
Let's enjoy today.
**[03:12] Aria**
Go live!
**[03:28] Aria**
You okay?
**[03:30] Aria**
Did you wet yourself a little?
**[03:31] Kotaro**
Little?! You!
**[03:34] Marie**
Guess this guy's no good.
**[03:36] Ritsu**
Sorry. I tried asking around, but...
**[03:40] (Flashback) Mifue**
Sea Paraiso's opening party?
**[03:43] (Flashback) Mifue**
Sorry, I have plans today.
**[03:47] (Flashback) Shogo**
Sorry. Pass.
**[03:49] (Flashback) Suzuna**
Something like that's a bit much...
**[03:52] Marie**
I'm still glad you're
enjoying it, Shikishima-kun.
**[03:58] Man**
Kotono-san, where should we sit?
**[04:02] Man**
Shall we head over there?
**[04:04] Aria**
You okay, pukey?
**[04:13] Man**
Kotono-san?
**[04:21] Man**
Kotono-san, why don't
we have some tea?
**[04:24] Kotono**
Oh, sure.
**[04:26] Aria**
Ritsu! I think that girl just now saw me!
**[04:30] Ritsu**
But...
**[04:31] Marie**
Look, Shikishima-kun, there's
an event of some kind starting.
**[04:36] Ritsu**
Normal people can't see you, right?
**[04:39] Aria**
It's possible that girl's...
**[04:41] Toshizo**
*I'm Toshizo, and I'll be your guide today.*
**[04:44] Toshizo**
*Are you all having fun so far?*
**[04:48] Toshizo**
*Right now we have an intermediary report.*
**[04:50] Toshizo**
* Our number of established couples*
* has already surpassed 30.*
**[04:54] Ritsu**
"Established couples"?
**[04:56] Toshizo**
* Now then, please continue to enjoy*
* Sea Paraiso's renewal commemoration party,*
**[05:00] ---**
*"Confess And Be Lovey-Dovey Together"!*
**[05:11] Suzuna**
They're not coming back, huh?
***SIGN*** Miyabi City Sea Paraiso Special Event Confess and Be Lovey-Dovey Together! Entry Ticket & Event F- One Drink Included
***SIGN*** Special Event Confess and Be Lovey-Dovey Together!
**[05:17] Man**
"Confess and Be Lovey-Dovey Together"?
**[05:20] Suzuna**
I'm not interested in that,
**[05:23] ---**
but I suppose most men
enjoy things like that?
**[05:32] Kotaro**
Confess and
**[05:33] Aria**
Be Lovey-Dovey Together?!
**[05:40] Ritsu**
In other words, this event is
like a mixer or a spouse-hunt?
**[05:45] Kotaro**
What, that's it?
**[05:47] Kotaro**
Well, that's not something
I'm really interested in.
**[05:52] Kotaro**
Huh?
**[05:54] Aria**
Right there!
**[05:55] Aria**
Don't look at them with such longing eyes.
**[05:57] Kotaro**
I'm not longing for it!
**[05:59] Kotaro**
I've already graduated from love!
**[06:01] Ritsu**
You think?
**[06:02] Ritsu**
I'm actually jealous
**[06:05] ---**
that they can enjoy it without
worrying about other annoyances.
**[06:09] Marie**
Shikishima-kun, let's enjoy it, too!
**[06:17] Aria**
Ritsu?
**[06:20] Man**
Mirei-sama, the steps are steep,
so please watch your step.
**[06:36] Man**
Ah! There's a puddle of
water at Mirei-sama's feet!
**[06:41] Man**
Your clothes will get dirty!
**[06:42] Man**
Please walk on top of me, Mirei-sama!
**[06:44] Man**
Know your place! As if Mirei-sama
would walk on your filthy back!
**[06:50] Man**
Right, Mirei-sama?
**[06:52] Mirei**
True, your backs are lower than street filth.
**[06:56] Mirei**
But I'm in a good mood
today, so I'll reward you
**[07:02] ---**
to-da-y.
**[07:07] Man**
Thank you for this happiness!
**[07:08] Man**
Thank you for this happiness!
**[07:13] Man**
Why isn't he getting angry?
**[07:15] Ritsu**
Well, guys have a whole
lot of different tastes.
**[07:18] Kotaro**
Tastes?
**[07:20] Ritsu**
Some men turn the pain of being
stepped on into great pleasure.
**[07:25] Kotaro**
Seriously?
**[07:27] Kotaro**
You know a lot about that, Ritsu.
**[07:35] Kotono**
Have you decided?
**[07:40] Kotono**
Are you all right?
**[07:41] Man**
No, Kotono-san! You'll soil your handkerchief!
**[07:47] Man**
I spilled my water!
**[07:49] Man**
Oh, no! Not here!
**[07:50] Man**
I spilled coffee!
**[07:51] Man**
I need to do something about this fast!
**[07:56] Man**
There's a pebble!
**[07:58] Man**
Crumbs!
**[07:59] Man**
Dirt!
**[08:06] Kotono**
Men are all idiots.
**[08:10] Kotono**
*Men are all...*
**[08:11] Kotono**
*Men are all...*
**[08:13] Kotono**
*Men are all...*
**[08:30] Kotono**
I knew it. I just saw something.
**[08:33] Aria**
Ritsu! That girl from
before looked at me again!
**[08:36] Aria**
I think she might be starting to notice!
**[08:39] Aria**
You hurry over to her and
bring her into our group!
**[08:42] Kotaro**
Hey, where are you going?
**[08:46] Musician**
Hey, how long are you planning
**[08:50] ---**
to let the Rogues do as they please?
**[08:53] Thorn**
I've prepared measures for them.
**[08:56] Thorn**
That's part of why I gathered you all together.
**[09:00] Musician**
Sounds like it's time to
show off my genocidal charm!
**[09:04] Kensuke**
What could they want to
do after escaping Mobius?
**[09:09] Musician**
Did you say something?
**[09:11] Kensuke**
No, nothing at all.
**[09:23] Ritsu**
Do you mind if we talk for a bit?
**[09:27] Ritsu**
I can tell.
**[09:28] Ritsu**
You've noticed, haven't you?
**[09:31] Ritsu**
The truth about this world?
**[09:34] Kotono**
So you're the same.
**[09:36] Ritsu**
So, you have noticed—
**[09:37] Kotono**
However, while I appreciate the invitation,
**[09:41] ---**
that one was a bit too pointed.
**[09:45] Aria**
But I know we saw each other earlier?
**[09:48] Kotono**
That sounds like a pick-up line you
spent a lot of time thinking over.
**[09:52] Kotono**
I don't mind it, but...
**[09:54] Man**
What's your problem?!
**[09:55] Man**
Why are you butting in
to talk to Kotono-san?!
**[09:58] Ritsu**
I'm not! I'm trying to have an
important discussion with her!
**[10:02] Man**
I have something important to discuss, too!
**[10:03] Man**
Do you have a ticket?
**[10:04] Man**
Wait your turn!
**[10:06] Ritsu**
You're misunderstanding!
**[10:07] Ritsu**
You're showing signs of awakening
from this false world!
**[10:10] Ritsu**
So I was going to help you!
**[10:14] Kotono**
That sounds like a middle
schooler's pick-up line.
**[10:18] Ritsu**
M-Middle schooler?
**[10:22] Man**
Here, another cup of juice.
**[10:24] Aria**
What's wrong? You look like
you took a lot of damage?
**[10:28] Aria**
That's a glass someone else drank out of.
**[10:31] Woman**
Excuse me.
**[10:33] ---**
If you don't mind, could we
talk over there for a bit?
**[10:37] Kotaro**
Jeez, how long is Ritsu
going to keep us waiting?
**[10:42] Marie**
What's that?
**[10:43] Kotaro**
What's what?
**[10:45] Marie**
People have been going
in there for a while now.
**[10:48] Kotaro**
Maybe there's something inside?
**[11:06] Kotaro**
S-Something's happening inside?
**[11:22] Kotaro**
Hey!
**[11:23] Kotaro**
Whoa!
**[11:23] Suzuna**
I'm sorry!
**[11:25] Kotaro**
You can't look!
**[11:25] Kotaro**
You can't look!
**[11:26] Kotaro**
You can't look!
***SIGN*** Everyone gets hurt. But those who don't realize they're hurting can't be healed.
**[11:44] Naruko**
I've finally found her location after
gathering information through the gossiper,
**[11:49] Naruko**
but are you really sure?
**[11:51] Mifue**
Yeah.
**[11:53] Mifue**
I've decided on this after
mulling it over a long time.
**[11:56] Naruko**
I see.
**[11:58] Naruko**
Then, let's go.
**[12:02] Mifue**
Take me
**[12:04] Mifue**
to my mother.
**[12:11] Mirei**
How's it coming?
**[12:13] Toshizo**
Yes, young lady.
**[12:14] Toshizo**
At present, approximately 50 subjects are
undergoing brainwashing reinforcement.
**[12:20] Mirei**
Welcome back to the dream.
**[12:23] Toshizo**
Those girls are truly performing well.
**[12:27] Mirei**
Just as we planned, then.
**[12:29] Mirei**
But those people in question are merely
enjoying love of their own free will.
**[12:34] Toshizo**
Their brainwashing becomes even stronger
**[12:37] ---**
as we fulfill their unfulfilled
desires for romance.
**[12:42] Mirei**
Huh?
**[12:44] Toshizo**
That's one of our brainwashing
agents, Kashiwaba Kotono.
**[12:47] Toshizo**
Oh, she's providing a remarkable performance.
**[12:50] Toshizo**
Her talent may even lead
her to outperform you.
**[12:54] Toshizo**
Oops, I said too much.
**[12:59] Mirei**
Who is that woman?!
**[13:01] Mirei**
Toshizo, bring that girl here.
**[13:04] Toshizo**
At once.
**[13:05] Mirei**
This kingdom does not need two queens.
**[13:11] Ritsu**
The reason many claim they've caught colds
and skip studying the day before a test
**[13:15] ---**
is a behavior called self-handicapping.
**[13:18] Aria**
Hey, Ritsu, what are you doing?!
**[13:20] Ritsu**
It's a type of defense mechanism
born from their self-serving bias.
**[13:24] Aria**
Also, how can you go on about
such boring topics with women?
**[13:28] Girls**
That's so interesting!
**[13:30] Aria**
Huh?
**[13:32] Aria**
Hurry!
**[13:34] Aria**
We have to go back to that girl!
**[13:37] Ritsu**
Forget about your painful reality,
and enjoy free romance.
**[13:41] Aria**
Huh?
**[13:42] Ritsu**
This might not be so bad.
**[13:45] Aria**
Hey, Ritsu...
**[13:47] Aria**
Are you having second thoughts about this?
**[13:50] Aria**
About returning to your original world?
**[13:52] Aria**
Do you want to forget about
the real world and stay here?
**[13:57] Kotaro**
Hey! We've got trouble!
**[13:59] Aria**
What's wrong, cowardly pipsqueak?
**[14:01] Kotaro**
I saw it!
**[14:02] Kotaro**
People were wearing this crazy thing
on their head and going, "Aaah!"
**[14:07] Aria**
We can't make any sense of that!
**[14:10] Toshizo**
* As your guide, Toshizo, I have*
* an announcement for you all.*
**[14:14] Toshizo**
* It is now time for the commencement*
* of today's main event.*
**[14:18] Ritsu**
Main event?
**[14:23] Kotaro**
Hey, isn't that the scary woman from earlier?
**[14:28] Aria**
That's the girl who looked at me earlier!
**[14:30] Aria**
Look, Ritsu!
**[14:33] Mirei**
Kashiwaba Kotono.
**[14:34] Mirei**
It seems you've gotten
a little carried away.
**[14:38] Kotono**
What's the matter here, old lady?
**[14:39] Mirei**
O-Old—?!
**[14:40] Mirei**
Where do you even get "old lady"?!
**[14:43] Kotono**
Oh, I'm sorry. Your makeup
was done so well, I just...
**[14:46] Mirei**
Are you saying I'm wearing heavy makeup?!
**[14:49] Toshizo**
The great application of makeup and
the enhancement of your features
**[14:51] ---**
through makeup is only possible
due to your beauty, young lady.
**[14:54] Mirei**
Of course!
**[14:56] Mirei**
Looks like you need brainwashing
reinforcement, too.
**[15:00] Kotaro**
"Brainwashing reinforcement"?
**[15:02] Ritsu**
They're re-brainwashing those
on the verge of awakening.
**[15:05] Ritsu**
That must be what you saw, Kotaro.
**[15:07] Aria**
Meaning this whole event is
a trap set by the Musicians?!
**[15:10] Mirei**
Prepare yourself, Kashiwaba Kotono-san.
**[15:14] Toshizo**
Now for the start of our special event,
**[15:16] ---**
the "Which is the Good,
Sexy Woman" competition!
**[15:20] Aria**
"Which is the Good,
**[15:22] Kotaro**
Sexy Woman"?!
**[15:24] Mirei**
Let's have these men judge
**[15:28] ---**
which of us is the superior woman!
**[15:35] Toshizo**
First up is entry #1, young lady Mirei!
**[15:42] Toshizo**
Bust: 90, waist: 58, hips: 91!
**[15:46] Toshizo**
Her hobby is caring for pets,
**[15:47] Toshizo**
and her favorite type of man is one who's healthy,
**[15:50] ---**
loyal, and submissive, and who
enjoys physical and emotional pain.
**[15:54] Mirei**
This time I'll grant all the
pigs who vote for me
**[16:00] Mirei**
heartfelt abuse and disparagement.
**[16:01] Song**
*I have no interest in the meaning of life.*
**[16:03] Mirei**
In addition, I'll grant you a lifetime of
repeated enslavement and subordination!
***SIGN*** Hate, Regret, Abuse, Berating, Repentance
**[16:07] Song**
*The value of life alone fills me.*
**[16:12] Toshizo**
Take a look at the score!
**[16:14] Song**
*I'm sick of this stupid reality.*
**[16:15] Kotaro**
She's incredibly popular!
**[16:16] Aria**
This hall has too many masochists.
**[16:19] Mirei**
My, what's the matter?
**[16:20] Song**
* The mirror reflects only*
* the surface of this world.*
**[16:21] Mirei**
If you're so afraid of
exposing the poor figure
**[16:24] ---**
hidden under your uniform
that you want to run,
**[16:27] ---**
then you can just say so.
**[16:27] Song**
*I'll erase the nonsense for you.*
**[16:29] Kotono**
I don't know why I have
to play along with this,
**[16:32] Song**
*So hey, why don't you cast aside ideals?*
**[16:33] Kotono**
but forcing a woman brimming with
confidence to cave in sounds like fun.
**[16:38] Song**
*I won't let anyone interfere*
**[16:38] Toshizo**
Next up is entry #2, Kashiwaba Kotono!
**[16:42] Song**
*Until I've obtained everything.*
**[16:43] Toshizo**
Bust: 84, waist: 58, hips: 89.
**[16:45] Song**
*"Love me."*
**[16:47] Kotono**
Thank you all very much
for gathering here today!
**[16:48] Song**
*That's the destiny of this world.*
**[16:51] Kotono**
I dedicate this trophy to the friends
who've always supported me,
**[16:55] ---**
the fans who cheered me on, and most of all,
**[16:59] ---**
my very own unparalleled beauty and luck!
**[17:03] Kotono**
I'm truly grateful for this honor!
**[17:06] Mirei**
Hey! What are you suddenly
giving a victory speech for?!
**[17:10] Kotono**
I'm sorry. I just assumed
my victory was only natural.
**[17:16] Kotono**
I thought I'd score a bit higher.
**[17:19] Aria**
What is this competition?
**[17:23] Toshizo**
Now, this heated battle has lasted thus far.
**[17:28] Toshizo**
Neither competitor has yielded an inch,
and their scores are tied!
**[17:31] Toshizo**
The victor shall be determined by today's
special guest, Shikishima Ritsu-sama!
**[17:38] Ritsu**
Hold on! Why am I here?!
**[17:40] Mirei**
Naturally, you'll choose me, right?
**[17:43] Kotono**
I'm not so sure. He was
hitting on me earlier.
**[17:46] Ritsu**
That was a misunderstanding!
**[17:48] Kotaro**
Whom will you choose, Ritsu?!
**[17:50] Toshizo**
Now, Ritsu-sama, your decision!
**[17:54] Ritsu**
I refuse!
**[17:55] Ritsu**
I don't plan on playing
along with this farce!
**[17:58] Kotono**
You can't even make up your mind about this?
**[18:00] Ritsu**
How long are you planning to
play along with this yourself?
**[18:04] Ritsu**
You've started to notice, right?
**[18:06] Ritsu**
That this isn't your real self!
**[18:09] Kotono**
Spineless men like you are the ones I—
**[18:12] Kotaro**
Hey, did her personality just shift?
**[18:16] Kotono**
You're a man, aren't you?
**[18:18] Kotono**
Make a decision!
**[18:36] Kotono**
I'm sorry.
**[18:44] Kotono**
I'm sorry.
**[18:46] Kotono**
I'm sorry.
**[18:49] Kotono**
Tak-kun...
**[18:51] ---**
She's remembered!
**[19:00] Kotono**
I won't let go of you ever again!
**[19:08] Men**
Oh! Kotono-san, you're the best!
**[19:13] Toshizo**
This match is now settled!
**[19:15] Toshizo**
The winner of this competition
is Kashiwaba Kotono-sama!
**[19:18] Mirei**
Hey, what's going on here?!
**[19:21] Toshizo**
By my guess, many of the men were moved
**[19:24] ---**
by Kotono-sama's motherly
display in the competition.
**[19:27] Mirei**
Why is my score zero when
you have a vote, too?!
**[19:30] Toshizo**
Since you were born the
heiress to a wealthy family,
**[19:34] ---**
I, Toshizo, elected to cast my vote for
Kotono-sama, because losing everything
**[19:38] ---**
would further hone your beauty, Mirei-sama.
**[19:42] Mirei**
Silence!
**[19:44] Toshizo**
I'm extremely and humbly delighted!
**[19:45] Mirei**
You men are all idiots, every one!
**[19:49] Kotono**
That's right. They're all idiots.
**[19:52] Kotono**
Even so, there are some men you can't leave.
**[19:57] Mirei**
Huh? You mean this man called Tak-kun?
**[20:00] Mirei**
Even if you return to the
real world where he waits,
**[20:03] ---**
the only thing waiting for you is despair.
**[20:06] Mirei**
What a stupid woman!
**[20:08] Kotono**
Even if a darkness full of nothing
but despair is all that awaits me...
**[20:14] Kotono**
Even if it's a hell where I can't
escape this pain tearing me apart...
**[20:21] Kotono**
Even if that place is Hell itself,
**[20:26] Kotono**
I...
**[20:28] Kotono**
I want to return to reality!
**[20:34] Aria**
Kotono!
**[20:35] Aria**
Let out the cry from your heart!
**[20:38] Kotono**
I want to return to reality and see Tak-kun!
**[20:41] Both**
Go live!
**[21:01] Ritsu**
Catharsis effect?!
**[21:03] Kotaro**
Wow!
**[21:07] Mirei**
Well, isn't this interesting.
**[21:09] Song**
*So, since you're here,*
**[21:13] Song**
*I want you to play your harmony for me.*
**[21:19] Mifue**
I'm sorry, Mother.
**[21:21] Song**
*It's like a brilliant ocean,*
**[21:24] Song**
*the spilling colors melting away.*
**[21:25] Girls**
Huh?
**[21:32] Song**
*Close your eyes. Close your eyes.*
**[21:35] Song**
*It's all right now.*
**[21:50] Ritsu**
What is happening here?!
***SIGN*** Do you know why humans have their eyes in front?
***SIGN*** Looking forward doesn't equal progress on its own. Understanding one's situation is also an important step.
***SIGN*** So they can live life looking forward!
***SIGN*** Are you sure about that?
***SIGN*** Ah, it's the guy spouting aphorisms!
***SIGN*** Looking forward doesn't equal progress on its own.
**[23:34] ---**
Understanding one's situation
is also an important step.
***SIGN*** By the way, the right joystick controls the camera so you can view
***SIGN*** Huh? A tutorial? This late?
**[23:39] ---**
and understand your situation.