Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-
When an ordinary guy passes out from eating raw pig liver, he suddenly wakes up as…a pig! He’s trapped in a pen until the sweet and beautiful Jess, who happens to read minds, rescues him. Despite his boorish thoughts, she accepts him and plans to spoil him rotten. But Jess holds many secrets, and she’s in danger. Can her new piggy pal use his wit and sharp nose to save her?
- Season 1
- E1 - Otakus Enjoy Being Treated Like Pigs
- E2 - Even a Pig Will Dance If You Flatter Them Enough
- E3 - You Must Not Fall in Love with Your Oshi
- E4 - Be Careful How You Ride a Pig
- E5 - Nearly All Handsome Guys are Scumbags
- E6 - Honest Feelings Should be Shouted Out Loud
- E7 - No Two Flowers are the Same
- E8 - Don't Laugh at Someone's Prayers
- E9 - Live and Go Set Your Feet on that Ground
- E10 - There's Always a Reason Why Things Are the Way They Are
- E11 - Keep Rewards for When They Really Count
- E12 - Heat the Pig Liver
Season 1
E1 - Otakus Enjoy Being Treated Like Pigs
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[00:03] ---
At this moment...
[00:04] ---
I'm huddled on the floor of a dim stable,
covered in mud from head to toe.
[00:09] ---
Why am I covered in mud?
[00:11] ---
Because the floor is mud.
[00:13] ---
There are pigs all around me.
[00:15] ---
It seems like I'm in a pigpen.
[00:17] ---
My body feels heavy,
and I can't budge my limbs an inch.
[00:21] ---
I'm just lying here in the mud
with the other pigs.
[00:24] ---
Something's wrong with my eyes, too.
[00:26] ---
My vision must be blurry
because I don't have my glasses on.
[00:29] ---
The smell of dirt... The smell of manure...
[00:31] ---
The smell of straw... The smell of rust...
[00:34] ---
An overpowering blend of pigpen scents
is stimulating my nostrils.
[00:40] ---
No, stop! Please don't step on me!
[00:45] ---
I'm saved.
[00:47] ---
She hasn't noticed?
[00:49] ---
It seems like she's giving
the pigs their feed.
[00:52] ---
It seems she has no interest in this
male college student collapsed in the mud.
[00:57] ---
Help me.
[00:59] ---
I'm sorry I'm not being coherent, but...
[01:02] ---
I can't move my body in this pigpen!
[01:04] ---
H-Help me!
[01:06] ---
Grunt!
[01:07] ---
I'm just a modest, boring, science nerd,
but this language is new to me.
[01:12] ---
Sure, I've been known to grunt at the end
of my sentences, but that was deliberate.
[01:16] ---
Now this will go down as my dazzling first step,
unwittingly belching out a gross sound effect.
[01:21] ---
I hope you commend me heartily
for that. Grunt!
[01:23] ---
Oh, my goodness!
[01:24] ---
You're not a pig, are you?
[01:26] ---
That's right.
[01:27] ---
Not all creatures living in a pigpen are pigs.
[01:30] ---
What a close call!
That one mistake could've been fatal!
[01:34] ---
Huh?
[01:35] ---
Was it this woman who just spoke?
[01:37] ---
I'll get you out of the shed right away.
[01:39] ---
Just wait a moment, all right?
[01:41] ---
It's not as though she can hear my voice.
[01:43] ---
It seems like the information
is being sent directly to her brain.
[01:48] ---
The only thing I'm sure of
is that I can understand what she's thinking.
[01:52] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Whoops-a-daisy!
[01:55] ---
This is when I realized
a fatally inconvenient truth.
[02:00] ---
My body isn't this round.
[02:03] ---
Height, 174 cm.
[02:05] ---
Weight, 53 kg.
[02:07] ---
A prototypical male science nerd.
[02:10] ---
The sensation of this woman
touching my body...
[02:12] ---
and how it feels right now to be plopped
onto this board... This is precisely...
[02:18] ---
as a budding researcher who's able
to observe his own body objectively...
[02:23] ---
I accepted this truth in an instant.
[02:26] ---
I...
[02:28] ---
Um...
[02:29] ---
We're almost there, all right?
[02:32] ---
I'd...
[02:33] ---
turned into a pig!
[02:36] ---
That's right.
[02:37] ---
The one thing I want to convey to you
through this tale is...
[02:42] ---
Heat the pig liver!
[02:42] ---
Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-
[02:44] ---
That's it.
[02:51] ---
Oh, so that's it, huh? So I'm a pig?
[02:53] ---
Meaning that this is a dream, right?
[02:55] ---
Hmm, but listen,
exceptional brain of mine...
[02:59] ---
This is precisely a pig's color perception.
[03:01] ---
There are only two types of visual pigment for pigs.
And they can't distinguish between colors.
[03:06] ---
Not that I can see her clearly,
but I hope she's a beautiful girl.
[03:09] ---
It would be amazing
if she could brush my soiled body!
[03:13] ---
I hope her skirt's on the short side.
[03:14] ---
As a pig, I'd be able to get a peek
from below any time I wanted.
[03:18] ---
I wonder how old she is.
[03:20] ---
Is she a JK? Not a JK, is she?
[03:22] ---
If she's a beautiful blonde high school girl,
that would make my day.
[03:36] ---
Is the dream over?
Still, that was one weird storyline.
[03:39] ---
I never would've had such a wacky dream
if I hadn't eaten that raw pig liver.
[03:44] ---
After which, I was wracked by searing stomach pains
on the train platform, unable to stand...
[03:48] ---
and that's the last thing I remember.
[03:51] ---
Someone must've taken me
to a hospital, right?
[03:54] ---
Huh? Not a hospital?
[03:57] ---
Something's wrong with my shoulder.
[03:59] ---
I can't get my body to move.
[04:01] ---
Why can't I spread my arms sideways?
[04:03] ---
Oh...
[04:04] ---
Are you awake now?
[04:06] ---
Um, how are you feeling now?
[04:09] ---
Grunt!
[04:10] ---
Oh, you don't have to force yourself to speak.
[04:13] ---
Because, you see...
[04:15] ---
I can understand you.
[04:16] ---
Is this still that same dream?
[04:18] ---
I'm sorry!
[04:19] ---
I did everything I could, but...
[04:21] ---
I wasn't able to turn you
back into human form.
[04:25] ---
I'm too confused.
[04:26] ---
I just want to get up
and see what's going on.
[04:44] ---
Huh?
[04:51] ---
Huh? What's going on?
[04:52] ---
Why am I a pig?
[04:55] ---
Why you've become a pig...
[04:58] ---
I'm sorry.
[04:59] ---
I don't know the answer
to that, either.
[05:01] ---
You'd strayed into the pigpen...
[05:03] ---
that I'm in charge of.
[05:05] ---
I see.
[05:06] ---
But from what she's saying, this beautiful girl
seems to know I used to be a human.
[05:11] ---
Can't you see it? This here.
[05:14] ---
I hate to break it to her,
but it doesn't look good on her.
[05:17] ---
It doesn't look good on me? I knew it.
[05:21] ---
Hey! This beautiful girl...
is reading my mind?
[05:23] ---
Um, I'm a Yethma.
[05:26] ---
I haven't introduced myself yet.
[05:28] ---
I serve House Kiltyrin. I'm a Yethma.
[05:31] ---
My name is Jess.
[05:34] ---
Yethma?
[05:35] ---
Not sure what's going on here,
but I'm a pig.
[05:37] ---
Nice to meet you.
[05:39] ---
Um, where are you from, Mister Pig?
[05:42] ---
I am from Tokyo, Japan.
[05:44] ---
Nice to meet you, Jess!
[05:46] ---
Um...
[05:47] ---
Tokio?
[05:49] ---
I'm sorry, I'm so uneducated.
[05:51] ---
I don't know anything
about what's outside this country.
[05:54] ---
But if you've never heard of a Yethma,
you must not be from Mesteria.
[05:59] ---
Yes, I think that's probably true.
[06:01] ---
Wait, but what's this Mesteria?
[06:04] ---
Where are we right now?
[06:09] ---
Oh?
[06:18] ---
If I may explain...
[06:20] ---
Mesteria refers to the entire stretch
of this land here.
[06:25] ---
The great king rules over it all.
[06:29] ---
This area is known as south Mesteria.
[06:31] ---
It's just outside Kiltyrie, and it's the home
of House Kiltyrin, which rules over Kiltyrie.
[06:36] ---
I see.
[06:37] ---
So, what's a Yethma?
[06:39] ---
We belong to the servant class.
[06:41] ---
We're distinctive for wearing
these silver collars, and...
[06:44] ---
How should I put it?
[06:46] ---
We can communicate with our minds,
without relying on speech or hearing.
[06:50] ---
No wonder you could answer
all the questions that rose up in my mind.
[06:54] ---
Um, don't you think
you should have something to eat?
[06:58] ---
I don't know if it's what you like...
[07:00] ---
but I've brought you some fruit.
[07:02] ---
Huh. I'm not that hungry.
[07:04] ---
To be honest...
[07:05] ---
right now, I'm dying to be stroked,
for some reason.
[07:14] ---
All I have to do
is ask and I receive!
[07:18] ---
Now I finally get it.
[07:19] ---
My dream has morphed into a scene
from an isekai fantasy stage!
[07:23] ---
The hero is a pig!
[07:25] ---
The heroine has the ability to read minds!
[07:27] ---
Reincarnated into an unfamiliar world,
this man tries to regain his human form...
[07:30] ---
by flirting with the heroine
every chance he gets,
[07:32] ---
and fighting heroically,
armed with swords and magic!
[07:34] ---
Wait, hold on. Hold up now.
[07:36] ---
Before we get this lovey-dovey fantasy started,
I'd like to get one thing straight.
[07:40] ---
This girl named Jess can read minds, right?
[07:43] ---
That's how she could tell in the pigpen
that I was a human, not a pig.
[07:47] ---
So, if I gaze
upon that pure skin of hers...
[07:49] ---
and go, "Oink, oink! I wanna jump her! Oink!
[07:53] ---
I wanna cover her with my pig slobber! Oink!"
If I think something like that...
[07:57] ---
will she be able to pick up all that?
[08:01] ---
Yes.
[08:02] ---
Well, I guess you could say so.
[08:04] ---
Oh, crap!
[08:05] ---
Then, it's like I'm just broadcasting
my swinelike desires!
[08:08] ---
Um, I believe you wanted me to brush you,
[08:12] ---
so I cleansed your body
while you were asleep.
[08:15] ---
I also made my skirt shorter.
[08:18] ---
Listening to your thoughts
without your permission...
[08:21] ---
As a foreigner, you surely
wouldn't have found that pleasant.
[08:24] ---
I'm really...
[08:26] ---
truly sorry!
[08:28] ---
This girl...
Isn't she too sweet to believe?
[08:32] ---
A chair, food, stroking...
[08:34] ---
If I think, "I want to see you naked,"
I bet she'd shed her clothes.
[08:37] ---
Well, they're meager
and there's not much to see, but...
[08:40] ---
if you wish to—
[08:41] ---
H-Hold on a second!
[08:44] ---
I have three or so things to say.
[08:45] ---
Listen to me, young maiden.
[08:47] ---
Yes?
[08:48] ---
First off, I can tell even by your clothing...
[08:51] ---
that those things of yours
are in no way meager!
[08:54] ---
In fact, there are tons of species among nerds
who prefer that size, so rest assured.
[08:58] ---
Um, thank you very much!
[09:01] ---
And now for Number Two.
[09:02] ---
What I'm about to convey to you
will be delivered as dialogue in my mind...
[09:06] ---
and I'm going to add effects, like this.
[09:09] ---
Effects?
[09:10] ---
Everything other than that is my monologue.
[09:12] ---
I want you to ignore it!
[09:14] ---
Monologue?
[09:16] ---
I mean the inner thoughts
that I don't want you to hear.
[09:19] ---
Otherwise, I'll sound like an old slimeball
saying things with lewd undertones.
[09:24] ---
Not that that would really bother me.
[09:26] ---
That was my monologue just now,
so no need to reply.
[09:30] ---
You're right! I'm sorry.
[09:32] ---
And last but not least, Number Three.
[09:34] ---
This is going to sound haughty
for a mere pig, but is that okay?
[09:37] ---
Um...
[09:38] ---
I'll be fine.
[09:40] ---
Everything you did for me
was thoughtful and amazing, all of it!
[09:44] ---
I'm really thrilled that you cleaned me up...
[09:46] ---
and that skirt looks great on you,
not to mention the length is satisfactory.
[09:50] ---
I won't come right out with it, but that pure white
fabric becomes you, and I find it perfect.
[09:56] ---
Since it looks like you're on to me,
I'm going to confess.
[09:59] ---
My first thought upon becoming a pig
was to long to be brushed by a beautiful blonde girl.
[10:05] ---
And you've shown me the utmost hospitality
in every way I could think of.
[10:08] ---
"JK" doesn't seem to exist
as a concept here, either.
[10:12] ---
J...
[10:13] ---
Oh no, I'm honored!
[10:15] ---
That's right! You're incredible!
[10:17] ---
But see, if you just keep making
my every wish come true, the thing is...
[10:23] ---
it's not realistic!
[10:24] ---
I mean, you're not a fairy
who exists to fulfill my desires, right?
[10:27] ---
Whatever it is that I want,
you're not obligated to grant it.
[10:31] ---
Yes...
[10:32] ---
but if there's anything I can do,
I want to do it for you.
[10:36] ---
You don't get it, do you?
[10:38] ---
Then, I guess I'll come right out and say it.
[10:40] ---
Seeing you brace yourself like that
makes it awkward for me...
[10:43] ---
but this is what I'd personally
request in my dream.
[10:47] ---
Here, Brother...
[10:48] ---
I've added some whitebait
to your fried eggs today!
[10:52] ---
Lunches made by my devoted,
sweet little sister every day...
[10:56] ---
Pig.
[10:57] ---
A little sister who normally
treats me like a pig.
[10:59] ---
Thanks for helping me
with my homework yesterday.
[11:03] ---
I'm only doing this today, okay?
[11:05] ---
The lunch she made for me
with that disclaimer!
[11:06] ---
Which one tastes better?
[11:08] ---
No, of course they both taste awesome!
[11:10] ---
But it's definitely the second one for me!
[11:12] ---
No objections allowed!
[11:13] ---
Translate that, and...
[11:17] ---
Jess...
[11:20] ---
I'm very sorry to impose
my personal preferences on you...
[11:23] ---
but I just don't want
to receive one-sided kindness.
[11:26] ---
A pig has about zero ability
to repay your kindness.
[11:29] ---
The more kindness you show me,
the more my debt to you will keep piling up.
[11:33] ---
And that kind of thing, you know...
makes me feel lousy.
[11:36] ---
So, if you're really looking out for me,
[11:39] ---
then I'd like you to just help me
with what I ask you for.
[11:43] ---
And I'll do everything in my power
as a pig to return the favor.
[11:47] ---
See, I don't want you
to be overly considerate.
[11:50] ---
Because you're not my servant.
[11:53] ---
Are you sure about that?
[11:55] ---
If you treat me like a pig all the time,
[11:58] ---
then offer me a helping hand
only when I'm in real trouble,
[12:01] ---
it's more of a turn-on.
[12:02] ---
Oh...
[12:03] ---
Like nudity...
I'd want you to stash that for a rainy day.
[12:08] ---
So it's not as if you don't want
to see it, right?
[12:10] ---
Uh, that was my monologue.
[12:14] ---
Otakus Enjoy Being Treated Like Pigs
[12:19] ---
From the blue sky,
the soft sunlight streams over my back...
[12:22] ---
and the fresh breeze is so comforting.
[12:25] ---
The wind causes her skirt hem to flutter...
[12:27] ---
serving its purpose like a boss.
[12:30] ---
The sunlight penetrating through
the dark blue fabric and the reflective light...
[12:34] ---
bouncing back off of the green grass
faintly shimmers as they mingle together...
[12:38] ---
all the while, showing a glimpse
of the pure white fabric that...
[12:41] ---
Excuse me. You can walk
a little closer to me.
[12:45] ---
It's all good. I was merely describing
the scene just now.
[12:48] ---
I have no ulterior motives toward you.
[12:50] ---
Oh, is that right?
[12:52] ---
Your description was just so graphic.
[12:57] ---
Also...
[12:57] ---
Huh?
[12:58] ---
My name is Jess.
[13:00] ---
Please call me Jess.
[13:02] ---
Oink! Cutie-pie Jess!
[13:04] ---
Fine.
[13:05] ---
Nice to meet you, Jess.
[13:07] ---
Nice to meet you, too...
[13:08] ---
Mister Pig!
[13:10] ---
This is a reward!
[13:12] ---
Who could've guessed I'd be on a first-name basis
with a blonde beauty and be called "a pig"?
[13:18] ---
No, can't be done!
And most people can never experience it!
[13:21] ---
The poor, sad sacks!
[13:22] ---
But now, I'm starting not to care that she's listening
to every one of these monologues!
[13:27] ---
A human-turned-pig going,
"Nice to meet you, Jess," in such a cool way...
[13:31] ---
but behind the scenes, he's going,
"Oink, oink"... Is that a paradox or what?
[13:36] ---
Cutie-pie Jess, this is how men are!
Pay close attention!
[13:41] ---
Sorry.
[13:41] ---
Pretend you didn't hear that.
[13:43] ---
Right. I think I've started to figure it out.
[13:47] ---
That's the farm over there.
[13:50] ---
There are tons of sweet chickens here!
[13:57] ---
Huh! Damn chickens.
[14:00] ---
Please don't bully them too much.
[14:02] ---
My bad! That's what pigs do.
[14:05] ---
If you do it again...
[14:06] ---
then I'm going to bully you, Mister Pig!
[14:09] ---
Oink!
[14:14] ---
Please wait for a bit.
[14:17] ---
I'm going to go tend to them.
[14:25] ---
Wow!
[14:27] ---
Jess, these tools operating,
and the lanterns shining...
[14:30] ---
How does that all work?
[14:32] ---
On this farm...
[14:33] ---
we use ristae to take care of the animals.
[14:37] ---
Ristae?
[14:38] ---
Oh, pardon me. Being a foreigner,
you wouldn't have heard of them, right?
[14:43] ---
They're stones like these.
[14:45] ---
Ristae are created
by a great mage on a daily basis.
[14:50] ---
They're being circulated for us citizens.
[14:54] ---
There's magic power stored inside them...
[14:56] ---
and you can use them
in all kinds of ways.
[15:00] ---
Yellow is for movement and light...
[15:02] ---
red is for heat and flames... like that.
[15:04] ---
So, they're like magical batteries, huh?
[15:06] ---
About how many types are there?
[15:08] ---
Mainly five.
[15:10] ---
Yellow, red, green, blue...
[15:14] ---
and...
[15:15] ---
black!
[15:15] ---
Black?
[15:16] ---
Is that a dark attribute?
[15:18] ---
No. Black is for prayer.
[15:20] ---
If you use a black rista for prayer...
[15:23] ---
you can cause a miracle
that only mages can achieve.
[15:27] ---
Though only a few use them.
[15:29] ---
Why only a few?
[15:31] ---
Black is the only one
that only Yethmas can use.
[15:35] ---
At House Kiltyrin, we only use them
to heal illness and injury...
[15:39] ---
but the effects depend
on how intensely the Yethma prays.
[15:43] ---
As for laymen...
[15:45] ---
almost none of them ever seem to react.
[15:47] ---
So, it's like an item that's been nerfed
because it's a huge cheat.
[15:51] ---
Mister Pig...
[15:52] ---
Huh?
[15:53] ---
I'll be done cleaning this place soon...
[15:56] ---
so...
[15:57] ---
if you could...
[15:59] ---
go play outside like the pig you are...
[16:07] ---
That desire to please...
[16:08] ---
showing in the way she so awkwardly tries
to treat me like a pig...
[16:14] ---
I'm so moved!
[16:24] ---
The bare legs of the skirt-clad blonde beauty...
[16:27] ---
are right there at almost zero distance.
[16:29] ---
Once again, what a unique situation.
[16:32] ---
Excuse me, Mister Pig,
but I'm not a beauty.
[16:35] ---
A true beauty...
[16:37] ---
would never acknowledge
that she's a beauty.
[16:40] ---
All right, then, I'm a beauty!
[16:44] ---
If she acknowledges herself as a beauty,
then she's not a beauty!
[16:46] ---
She's a smart one!
[16:49] ---
That's right!
[16:50] ---
What?
[16:51] ---
Why would that be right?
[16:57] ---
Jess's skirt flutters upward...
[16:59] ---
and the white fabric inside
can be glimpsed...
[17:07] ---
Please don't worry.
[17:09] ---
You can't help seeing
what happens to be visible.
[17:11] ---
Are you an angel?
[17:13] ---
No, I'm not an angel!
[17:15] ---
Um, if you compliment me
more than I deserve...
[17:18] ---
it's extremely embarrassing...
[17:20] ---
so if you keep calling me
a "beauty" or an "angel"...
[17:23] ---
I'm going to have to spank you, Mister Pig!
[17:26] ---
Oink! Getting spanked by a beautiful
young girl would be a reward!
[17:30] ---
Cutie-pie Jess, you're a real angel!
A great angel! A mind-blowing beauty!
[17:34] ---
M-Mister Pig...
[17:36] ---
I think you're quite wonderful yourself.
[17:39] ---
Huh? Which part of me
makes you say that?
[17:42] ---
My body is a livestock,
but my brain is an otaku!
[17:44] ---
I am a dirty scrawny four-eyed virgin!
[17:47] ---
But Mister Pig,
you're just who you appear to be.
[17:50] ---
You mean I'm a pig inside
as well as outside?
[17:54] ---
Um...
[17:55] ---
That's not what I meant.
[17:57] ---
There aren't many people
who are kind even in their thoughts.
[18:02] ---
Are you surrounded by mean people?
[18:05] ---
No! They're all quite nice!
[18:09] ---
But since I'm a Yethma and a servant...
[18:12] ---
I don't often get the chance
to make friends.
[18:15] ---
And not many people
really pay me any mind.
[18:18] ---
Grunt.
[18:19] ---
Everyone's kind to those they're close to.
[18:23] ---
Meaning you're a servant,
so you can't hang out with others, right?
[18:27] ---
What do you usually do to kill time?
[18:30] ---
Let's see.
[18:32] ---
I read books.
[18:33] ---
Oh? What kind?
[18:34] ---
Uh...
[18:35] ---
Um...
[18:36] ---
I read fairy tales.
[18:38] ---
I like those, too! Dreamy stories!
[18:44] ---
Even someone like me...
[18:45] ---
can go on adventures when I'm reading...
[18:48] ---
and I can wield magic...
[18:50] ---
and even get the chance
to meet a prince!
[18:53] ---
That's just lovely, don't you think?
[18:55] ---
True, getting spanked by a blonde beauty
is also possible in theory, at least in books.
[19:01] ---
Do you really want me to do that?
[19:03] ---
No, don't pay any attention
to my inner thoughts!
[19:05] ---
Anyway...
[19:06] ---
even a girl like you
dreams of meeting a prince, huh?
[19:10] ---
Uh... I meant...
[19:12] ---
I meant that as an example!
[19:14] ---
I see.
[19:15] ---
Well, let me just say
that the spanking's only an example, too!
[19:18] ---
You're right.
[19:20] ---
An example, nothing more.
[19:22] ---
But...
[19:24] ---
to have someone who'd stay by my side
to help me when I'm in trouble...
[19:29] ---
like a prince...
[19:31] ---
I've thought about how wonderful
that would be.
[19:35] ---
Are you in some kind of trouble?
[19:38] ---
N-No!
[19:39] ---
It's not that I'm in trouble!
[19:42] ---
But you never know,
I might be in the future.
[19:44] ---
I see.
[19:46] ---
I hope you'll get to meet
your prince sometime.
[19:49] ---
Yes!
[19:57] ---
Jess...
[19:58] ---
Yes?
[19:59] ---
Do people often turn into pigs
in this country?
[20:07] ---
Perhaps I don't know because
I'm not very well-versed...
[20:11] ---
but I don't think
there are many cases like that.
[20:14] ---
Over a hundred years ago,
during the dark ages...
[20:16] ---
when the mages were still at war...
[20:19] ---
I hear that they would use magic power
to turn people into animals.
[20:25] ---
Those mages...
[20:27] ---
They're all gone now?
[20:29] ---
No...
[20:30] ---
they're still with us.
[20:31] ---
Here in Mesteria...
[20:33] ---
they say that only the family
of the great king...
[20:35] ---
are descended from the only mage
to survive the dark ages.
[20:41] ---
So, for me to return to my original body...
[20:46] ---
Your only option is to go
to the royal capital and see the king.
[20:51] ---
Meaning I'd have to see
your country's king and say...
[20:53] ---
"Will you please turn me back?"
[20:55] ---
That's my only option?
[20:58] ---
Um...
[20:59] ---
Huh?
[21:00] ---
I would be happy to go with you.
[21:03] ---
Hey!
[21:04] ---
You have your own life to live, Jess.
[21:08] ---
Actually...
[21:09] ---
I'll be taking a leave of absence
to go to the royal capital.
[21:14] ---
To the royal capital?
[21:16] ---
Yes.
[21:17] ---
As a servant of House Kiltyrin...
as part of my job.
[21:20] ---
But wouldn't bringing a pig with you
seem disrespectful to the king?
[21:23] ---
I'm told that the king
is a person of great benevolence.
[21:26] ---
Once he hears your story,
I'm sure that he'll come to your aid.
[21:32] ---
Then, by all means, take me with you!
[21:35] ---
Yes!
[21:37] ---
Still, the instant I arrived in a condition
that only the king can cure...
[21:41] ---
you were set to travel
to the royal capital Jess?
[21:44] ---
It sounds about as convenient
as a contrived plot!
[21:47] ---
Come on, dream! You can do better.
[21:51] ---
Perhaps this is fate?
[21:53] ---
Huh?
[21:54] ---
So, the goal was to make
the beautiful girl utter that, huh?
[21:57] ---
Then you're forgiven.
No, actually, forgive me, my subconscious.
[22:02] ---
Well, but...
[22:03] ---
even if you're only talking to a pig...
[22:05] ---
if you're in a skirt,
you should still watch how you squat.
[22:12] ---
Please forgive me!
[22:14] ---
I just showed you something insubstantial!
[22:17] ---
Humph!
[22:18] ---
If that's what you think...
[22:21] ---
then I'd love to be shown
something more interesting next time.
E2 - Even a Pig Will Dance If You Flatter Them Enough
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[00:03] ---
I'm going to get changed...
[00:05] ---
so please wait there for a bit.
[00:07] ---
Hey, hold up a second.
[00:08] ---
You're seriously going to get changed now?
[00:11] ---
With me right here?
[00:16] ---
Gulp.
[00:20] ---
Ta-da!
[00:22] ---
When I get changed...
[00:24] ---
I just put this corset on
over my clothes, that's all!
[00:27] ---
Oink.
[00:30] ---
Um, I'm very sorry
for not living up to your expectations.
[00:34] ---
I thought you'd like it,
and I got the urge to play a little trick on you.
[00:39] ---
Hey, no!
[00:40] ---
It's not like I was expecting anything!
[00:41] ---
Oh, right.
[00:43] ---
She can read my mind, can't she?
[00:45] ---
All I meant was that maybe I could see you
in a different outfit, okay?
[00:49] ---
I wasn't hoping to see you change
right in front of me! No way!
[00:53] ---
Then, I'll be sure to let you see me
wearing something else sometime.
[00:56] ---
Yeah! That would be great.
[00:59] ---
Still, not only can this girl
read people's minds...
[01:03] ---
but she also perceived my buried desire
to be tormented by a beautiful young girl!
[01:08] ---
If that's the case, how terrifying.
[01:10] ---
Mister Pig...
[01:11] ---
Huh?
[01:12] ---
That's the town of Kiltyrie!
[01:13] ---
Oh!
[01:15] ---
Come on, let's go!
[01:16] ---
Yeah!
[01:18] ---
Apologies, gentlemen...
[01:19] ---
but I'm going one level higher.
[01:21] ---
We're about to go on a shopping date.
[01:24] ---
You can at least watch
and learn from my exploits.
[03:10] ---
It's so lively! What a nice little town!
[03:12] ---
Yes!
[03:13] ---
I was worried you'd stick out,
roaming the streets with a pig in tow...
[03:17] ---
but those fears were groundless.
[03:18] ---
It's an isekai,
but I'm only seeing normal animals.
[03:21] ---
Not a bizarre-looking monster in sight.
[03:24] ---
Huh?
[03:25] ---
Is there some kind of event going on?
[03:27] ---
Oh!
[03:28] ---
They're holding a festival tonight.
[03:31] ---
Mister Pig, you're fond of festivals, I see.
[03:34] ---
I like that out-of-the-ordinary vibe.
[03:36] ---
Festivals are like that,
and so's traveling.
[03:39] ---
I see.
[03:41] ---
"Travel," did you say?
[03:43] ---
Haven't you ever gone on a trip, Jess?
[03:45] ---
No, not once.
[03:46] ---
So, going to the royal capital
will be your first-ever trip?
[03:52] ---
Yes.
[03:53] ---
That's something to look forward to!
[03:56] ---
Yes.
[03:57] ---
Something... to look forward to, right?
[03:59] ---
Oink.
[04:02] ---
Huh?
[04:04] ---
Jess, what kind of shop is that?
[04:08] ---
Oh, that's a rista shop.
[04:10] ---
That's where I always buy them.
[04:12] ---
That's some hard-core security there.
[04:15] ---
Yes.
[04:16] ---
Because ristae are very expensive.
[04:27] ---
Hey, Jess...
[04:28] ---
What did you come here for, exactly?
[04:30] ---
There are all kinds of reasons, you see...
[04:32] ---
Please, stay close to me, will you?
[04:36] ---
What was that?
[04:37] ---
Yethmas aren't just able
to read people's minds.
[04:40] ---
We can also communicate
our own inner thoughts.
[04:43] ---
I believe it would be better
not to speak out loud that much here.
[04:47] ---
I see. Huh?
[04:49] ---
Hold up a second!
[04:51] ---
In no way is this any place
for a girl to come alone!
[04:55] ---
As long as I have this, I'll be fine.
[04:57] ---
What is that?
[04:58] ---
If they see this House Kiltyrin crest...
[05:01] ---
no one will even think of attacking me.
[05:04] ---
Doesn't that mean that without it,
you'd have to worry about being attacked?
[05:08] ---
If it comes to that, I mean.
[05:10] ---
And anyway, I have you, Mister Pig!
[05:13] ---
Not a lot I can do in a pig's body, though.
[05:16] ---
Fine! I'll be your guard!
[05:18] ---
Thank you very much!
[05:24] ---
Little Miss Yethma!
[05:26] ---
Huh?
[05:26] ---
If you've come here all by yourself,
you must be doing some covert shopping.
[05:30] ---
Is this what you want?
[05:33] ---
Black ristae, three for 400 golts.
[05:36] ---
That's a bargain!
[05:38] ---
At that price?
[05:40] ---
They're all you need
to make wishes come true!
[05:43] ---
You can't get them for this price
anywhere else.
[05:47] ---
But I'm sorry...
[05:48] ---
I don't have 400.
[05:51] ---
How much will just one cost?
[05:54] ---
One, huh?
[05:55] ---
I can give you one for 150 golts.
[05:59] ---
Huh?
[06:00] ---
I can pay you 150 golts.
[06:02] ---
Hey, Jess...
[06:04] ---
You told me that Yethmas used
black ristae for prayer.
[06:07] ---
How many would you need for one session?
[06:09] ---
What?
[06:10] ---
One would be enough.
[06:12] ---
Is there ever any leftover magic power
after a wish has been granted?
[06:15] ---
Yes, usually there's some left over.
[06:18] ---
Hey, young miss, what's the problem?
[06:20] ---
Jess, pretend you're chasing after me
and follow my lead!
[06:25] ---
Oh...
[06:26] ---
I'm so sorry!
[06:27] ---
Hey! Miss!
[06:32] ---
Um...
[06:33] ---
What just happened, exactly?
[06:35] ---
Jess, you'd better not buy
any ristae from that man.
[06:39] ---
But why not?
[06:40] ---
Those ristae are all probably used,
with just some dregs left over.
[06:44] ---
One black rista
is all you need to grant a wish.
[06:47] ---
Isn't that what you told me?
[06:49] ---
But that guy said,
"Three for 400 golts.
[06:52] ---
They're all you need
to make wishes come true."
[06:55] ---
Right.
[06:56] ---
That's true, with three,
you could make lots of wishes come true.
[07:00] ---
Don't give it such a positive spin!
[07:02] ---
What he meant was, with three of them,
you might make one wish come true.
[07:08] ---
Think about it.
[07:10] ---
A Yethma who has to buy
black ristae in a place like that...
[07:13] ---
normally wouldn't shop in one of those places
on the main road, would she?
[07:17] ---
You're probably right.
[07:19] ---
In fact, not many houses own black ristae
in the first place.
[07:24] ---
If the customer was someone
who'd never used a real black rista,
[07:27] ---
you wouldn't get caught
selling her shoddy goods.
[07:30] ---
You can read my mind, can't you?
[07:32] ---
The instant he saw your corset,
he started acting totally sketchy.
[07:37] ---
Yes.
[07:38] ---
It did seem like he was uncomfortable
about something...
[07:41] ---
but I couldn't hear his thoughts
in more detail.
[07:45] ---
Still, that guy's doing business
with Yethmas who can read his mind.
[07:50] ---
He's probably being careful
not to transmit his evil intentions.
[07:53] ---
I guess he realized
you were a Yethma from House Kiltyrin.
[07:59] ---
That you might be a Yethma
who's handled real black ristae before.
[08:05] ---
So if he sold you inferior goods...
[08:07] ---
word of his shameful shenanigans
could reach your masters, House Kiltyrin.
[08:11] ---
That must've made him wary.
[08:13] ---
Oh, so that's what was going on.
[08:15] ---
I thought they were quite cheap.
[08:18] ---
How much is one normally?
[08:20] ---
At the shop I usually buy them from...
[08:22] ---
one costs 600 golts.
[08:24] ---
Hey, come on!
That should've tipped you off right there!
[08:27] ---
I'm sorry.
[08:28] ---
Since he'd been kind enough to call out to me,
I felt bad about suspecting him.
[08:33] ---
No, that was my monologue just now.
[08:35] ---
Ignore it.
[08:36] ---
Oh, you're right! Sorry about that.
[08:39] ---
Still, I already knew you were too nice...
[08:42] ---
but this is next-level.
[08:44] ---
Um...
[08:45] ---
Mister Pig...
[08:46] ---
Huh?
[08:46] ---
Thank you very much!
[08:49] ---
If it hadn't been for you, Mister Pig,
[08:50] ---
I would've been swindled
out of my precious money.
[08:53] ---
Hey, don't mention it!
[08:55] ---
But be on the alert from now on!
[08:57] ---
Anyone who offers you a huge discount
usually only has his own profit in mind.
[09:05] ---
Huh?
[09:07] ---
Right.
[09:11] ---
Hey, by the way...
[09:12] ---
why were you secretly trying
to buy a black rista anyway, Jess?
[09:20] ---
Um...
[09:21] ---
Can't I say it's a secret
and leave it at that?
[09:26] ---
When I was in the pigpen, I couldn't
understand what you were saying.
[09:30] ---
And I hadn't yet adapted
to being in a pig's body.
[09:32] ---
But ever since I woke up in your room,
I could understand what you were saying,
[09:36] ---
my eyesight went back to normal,
and I could walk on all fours.
[09:39] ---
You told me you'd done
everything you could...
[09:42] ---
but what was it that you did for me?
[09:44] ---
I'm sorry.
[09:46] ---
If I've annoyed you—
[09:47] ---
You haven't annoyed me!
[09:49] ---
But just let me ask you this.
[09:51] ---
Jess, you used a black rista from House Kiltyrin
without permission to heal me, right?
[09:57] ---
That's right.
[09:58] ---
And so you had to use
your own money to replace it.
[10:01] ---
Yes.
[10:03] ---
I'd just been reprimanded
for using a yellow rista without permission,
[10:06] ---
so a black rista on top of that
would have been...
[10:09] ---
You must've used
that yellow rista on me, too.
[10:14] ---
You couldn't have carried me
up to the third floor on your own.
[10:18] ---
So it was all for my sake, huh?
[10:21] ---
I'm sorry.
[10:23] ---
Everything I did, I did on my own.
[10:26] ---
And now I've dragged you into it,
too, Mister Pig.
[10:29] ---
Why are you crying?
[10:31] ---
Look at all you did for me!
Are you feeling bad about that?
[10:36] ---
I can't believe how kind this girl is.
[10:38] ---
Because she's too kind... Just too kind...
[10:41] ---
I owe her way more
than I could ever repay as a pig.
[10:51] ---
I can't even stroke her head
with my pig feet!
[10:58] ---
Thanks, Jess.
[10:59] ---
You didn't do anything wrong.
[11:01] ---
If you did make any mistake,
[11:04] ---
it was to get involved in trouble with a human
who'd been turned into a pig! That's it!
[11:09] ---
You're no trouble at all. Please...
[11:11] ---
There's no reason for you to cry, Jess.
[11:13] ---
Don't let me see you like that.
Try not to for my sake.
[11:19] ---
Right.
[11:21] ---
I'm sorry.
[11:26] ---
You finally smiled for me, huh?
[11:29] ---
No.
[11:30] ---
You were only trying to make
something happen because I'd asked you to.
[11:34] ---
We can't waste any more time!
[11:36] ---
I have to pay you back, Jess.
[11:42] ---
You always buy ristae
at that shop, right, Jess?
[11:45] ---
Yes.
[11:46] ---
The shopkeeper, Mister Kilins,
always treats me kindly.
[11:50] ---
Jess, have you ever done
something called "haggling"?
[11:54] ---
Um...
[11:55] ---
No.
[11:56] ---
It would be terrible
to cause the shop to suffer any losses.
[12:00] ---
But just having you shop there
must bring in huge profits for them, too.
[12:05] ---
I'm sure they'd be happy
to show you a little kindness.
[12:08] ---
Is that how it works, I wonder.
[12:10] ---
Yes, for sure! Let's just go in!
[12:21] ---
Well, hello, Jess!
[12:23] ---
Hey...
[12:23] ---
I don't usually see you with that one.
[12:25] ---
Hello, Mister Kilins.
[12:28] ---
So, which rista will it be today?
[12:30] ---
Um, well...
[12:33] ---
Jess, just say exactly what I tell you to.
[12:36] ---
Can you handle that?
[12:39] ---
Start off by telling him
that you'd like a black rista.
[12:43] ---
Um...
[12:44] ---
I'd like one black rista
for my personal use.
[12:47] ---
What, again?
[12:49] ---
I'm pretty sure I sold you one
for your personal use just the other day.
[12:53] ---
You already need another one?
[12:55] ---
Huh?
[12:56] ---
Yes. I need another one now.
[12:59] ---
Well, I don't think a Yethma could afford
to buy them so frequently.
[13:04] ---
Well...
[13:05] ---
But hey... as long as you can pay,
it's fine by me.
[13:09] ---
That will be 600 golts.
[13:11] ---
Be honest and tell him
how much you have.
[13:13] ---
The thing is, I only have 200.
[13:16] ---
200 golts?
[13:18] ---
What are you going to do
about the other 400?
[13:21] ---
Say, "I really need it,
so could you please lower the price?"
[13:27] ---
I really need it.
[13:29] ---
Would you be so kind
as to lower the price?
[13:31] ---
No, that's not happening.
[13:33] ---
You're not buying this one
for House Kiltyrin, are you now?
[13:36] ---
Why should I have to give
a Yethma a discount?
[13:39] ---
This is blatant discrimination!
[13:42] ---
Jess told me this old guy was nice to her...
[13:45] ---
but it's so obvious they have
a deep-seated prejudice against Yethmas!
[13:49] ---
Um...
[13:50] ---
I'm sorry...
[13:51] ---
I...
[13:54] ---
Jess...
[13:55] ---
When do you need that black rista by?
[13:58] ---
Actually...
[13:59] ---
by tomorrow.
[14:01] ---
I have to have one before I leave
for the royal capital tomorrow morning.
[14:05] ---
Or I'll be forced to go on the run as a thief.
[14:08] ---
So, that's why you went
to that place to buy a rista?
[14:12] ---
How long would it take to earn enough
to make up the deficit for a real rista?
[14:17] ---
Let's see. Normally it would take one
at least 20 days, I think.
[14:21] ---
That much money?
[14:23] ---
How do the other Yethmas
in that back alley raise it?
[14:27] ---
If they don't have
enough allowance to cover it...
[14:30] ---
they, uh...
[14:32] ---
sell it.
[14:34] ---
Huh? What do they sell?
[14:37] ---
Their sexual organs.
[14:40] ---
Wait, d-does that mean...
[14:43] ---
they sell their bodies?
[14:45] ---
Yes.
[14:46] ---
That's another way of putting it.
[14:48] ---
No way am I going to let you do that, Jess!
[14:52] ---
Leave it to me!
[14:53] ---
I've got an idea!
[14:57] ---
Tell him you're offering this pig, too!
[15:00] ---
You're going to sell me!
[15:01] ---
Use your 200 golts and me
to buy that rista!
[15:03] ---
But—
[15:04] ---
Don't worry.
[15:05] ---
I'm no ordinary pig.
[15:07] ---
I'm going to find my chance no matter what
to make a run for it.
[15:09] ---
So go on and say it.
[15:12] ---
What's the matter?
[15:14] ---
There's nothing I can do for you
if you don't speak up.
[15:16] ---
Jess!
[15:18] ---
Do it for my sake, too!
[15:22] ---
Um...
[15:23] ---
In addition to my 200 golts,
I'll give you this pig, as well.
[15:27] ---
Would you please sell me
a black rista for that?
[15:30] ---
But that's livestock belonging
to House Kiltyrin, right? That won't do.
[15:35] ---
"This pig was supposed to be culled,
but I secretly raised him.
[15:38] ---
So, he doesn't belong to House Kiltyrin anymore.
And he can do tricks, too!"
[15:42] ---
Tell him that.
[15:43] ---
I've been secretly raising this piglet
that was supposed to be culled.
[15:48] ---
He no longer belongs to House Kiltyrin.
[15:50] ---
Also...
[15:51] ---
he can do tricks!
[15:53] ---
Tricks?
[15:56] ---
All right.
[15:57] ---
Then, let's see him do one.
[16:05] ---
I have no idea what I should do!
[16:07] ---
Tell me to do something!
[16:11] ---
Mister Pig! Please dance!
[16:13] ---
Huh? Dance?
[16:15] ---
That's a tall order
for a scrawny four-eyed guy...
[16:19] ---
but I have to do it!
[16:39] ---
PIG
[16:51] ---
PIG
[16:52] ---
Ah...
[16:53] ---
Too glorious for words, huh?
[16:55] ---
Okay!
[16:57] ---
PIG
[16:58] ---
Yeah!
[16:58] ---
Okay!
[16:59] ---
Yes!
[17:01] ---
Cool!
[17:02] ---
Yes!
[17:02] ---
Perfect!
[17:04] ---
Okay!
[17:04] ---
Yeah!
[17:05] ---
Cool!
[17:06] ---
Great!
[17:08] ---
Cool!
[17:09] ---
Okay!
[17:10] ---
Yes!
[17:11] ---
Great!
[17:12] ---
Okay!
[17:13] ---
Oh, man!
[17:14] ---
That's enough!
[17:15] ---
PIG
[17:16] ---
Yeah!
[17:16] ---
Okay!
[17:18] ---
Perfect!
[17:18] ---
Yes!
[17:20] ---
Make him stop now!
[17:22] ---
I can't breathe!
[17:23] ---
PIG
[17:24] ---
Okay!
[17:25] ---
Yes!
[17:26] ---
Yeah!
[17:27] ---
Cool!
[17:28] ---
Great!
[17:29] ---
Perfect!
[17:30] ---
M-Mister Pig...
[17:32] ---
You can stop now.
[17:33] ---
Huh?
[17:33] ---
PIG
[17:34] ---
Okay!
[17:35] ---
Are you sure I can stop?
[17:36] ---
Yes!
[17:37] ---
Yeah!
[17:38] ---
Cool!
[17:39] ---
Great!
[17:40] ---
All right, I'm gonna finish with a bang!
[17:52] ---
Perfect!
[18:00] ---
Amazing! That was amazing!
[18:03] ---
Hey, Jess...
[18:04] ---
You're really going to sell me
a pig like that?
[18:06] ---
This is great!
[18:08] ---
Say yes!
[18:09] ---
Y-Yes.
[18:10] ---
Hey, did you see those moves he made?
Like an injured heckripon!
[18:15] ---
Heckripon? I'm not sure what he means,
but it sounds like he's mocking me!
[18:22] ---
Man, I'm thrilled!
[18:24] ---
All right, Jess,
you can keep your 200 golts!
[18:27] ---
I'll trade you a black rista for him!
[18:30] ---
Hey, how generous is that!
[18:32] ---
I'm putting on a show
during tonight's festival.
[18:35] ---
And I bet I can make a killing
if I use this pig!
[18:38] ---
Tonight, huh?
[18:39] ---
If I run off before he makes his killing,
he'll turn his rage onto Jess!
[18:44] ---
Not good! I need a plan!
[18:46] ---
Um, about the festival...
Please let me help you with that, too!
[18:50] ---
Hey, Jess! Hold up! If you do that—
[18:53] ---
I'm the one who raised Mister Pig.
[18:55] ---
I'd like to see him make his mark.
[18:58] ---
I'll serve you free of charge.
[19:00] ---
I didn't want to create a situation
that would throw suspicion on Jess.
[19:04] ---
Of course.
[19:06] ---
But what about your work
for House Kiltyrin?
[19:09] ---
If they were to reproach me for this,
I couldn't hope to stay in business.
[19:13] ---
It's all right.
[19:15] ---
You see, another Yethma is coming
to replace me tonight.
[19:21] ---
Is that right?
[19:22] ---
So, the time has come already, huh?
[19:25] ---
Huh?
[19:26] ---
I see. That's why you're selling the pig.
[19:29] ---
Right, gotcha.
[19:30] ---
I'll arrange the schedule
so you can see the show, so help me out.
[19:34] ---
Thank you very much!
[19:35] ---
All right, come to the town plaza
by sundown, then.
[19:39] ---
Yes, sir!
[19:40] ---
I'm sorry, Mister Pig.
[19:42] ---
For settling things without asking you.
[19:44] ---
Hey, no problem!
[19:45] ---
Just make sure you don't help me escape.
[19:48] ---
I can't let them start suspecting you.
[19:51] ---
Will you be okay?
[19:53] ---
Sure. Who do you think I am?
[19:56] ---
I'm the dirty scrawny four-eyed virgin.
[19:58] ---
It just won't do for you
to underestimate me.
[20:01] ---
Here you go. My parting gift.
[20:02] ---
Thank you very much!
[20:04] ---
This is such great help to me!
[20:06] ---
All right, I'll be back
after I've run some errands.
[20:09] ---
Sure thing. I'm counting on you!
[20:11] ---
Okay, Mister Pig.
[20:12] ---
I'll see you at the festival!
[20:14] ---
Sure! See you!
[20:28] ---
Now then, what am I going to do? Huh?
[20:32] ---
Sorry, but you'll have to sit still
like a good boy for now...
[20:35] ---
Mister Pig.
[20:36] ---
Even a Pig Will Dance
If You Flatter Them Enough
[20:43] ---
So, we've got the black rista in hand,
but next up is the escape mission, huh?
[20:48] ---
I sure did put on a show for Jess...
[20:50] ---
but what should I do now?
[20:52] ---
Mister Pig!
[20:53] ---
Huh?
[20:55] ---
Whoa!
[20:56] ---
You're in a maid's outfit!
[20:59] ---
Now, if you were to call me "Master"
while dressed like that...
[21:01] ---
I'd be like, "Oink, oink, oink!"
[21:04] ---
Huh?
[21:05] ---
Hmm?
[21:06] ---
Oh, you mean these.
[21:10] ---
I thought you might be hungry,
so I brought these for you.
[21:16] ---
Please go ahead and eat them...
[21:19] ---
M-Master.
[21:22] ---
Oink!
[21:23] ---
Thank you!
[21:24] ---
I shall partake!
[21:27] ---
Mmm, these sure are tasty!
[21:29] ---
I owe you big time!
[21:30] ---
Jess, let's decide on a place to meet
after I've escaped.
[21:35] ---
A place to meet?
[21:38] ---
Let's see.
[21:40] ---
Where should it be?
[21:41] ---
Are you going back to House Kiltyrin
after the festival?
[21:46] ---
Yes.
[21:47] ---
Since I have to prepare for my trip.
[21:49] ---
Then, how about that spot under the big tree
you took me to this morning?
[21:53] ---
I'll figure something out by daybreak.
[21:55] ---
So, come to that spot
when the sun starts rising.
[22:00] ---
Understood.
[22:01] ---
Don't worry, Jess.
[22:03] ---
Who do you think I am?
[22:06] ---
You're Mister Dirty Scrawny
Four-eyed Virgin, right?
[22:09] ---
Not that that's my name.
[22:12] ---
Right.
[22:13] ---
Don't you underestimate me!
[22:14] ---
I'll bust out, no matter what!
[22:16] ---
So don't worry about a thing!
[22:18] ---
Understood.
[22:19] ---
Then I'll trust you!
E3 - You Must Not Fall in Love with Your Oshi
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[00:14] ---
And there you have it!
[00:15] ---
The Lmaoh Hunting Gear Shop!
[00:17] ---
You can find the Lmaoh Hunting Gear Shop's
whole roast pig at the right of the stage!
[00:23] ---
We'll be waiting to serve you!
[00:26] ---
I see.
[00:27] ---
These onstage performances have
an impact on each shop's stall sales.
[00:32] ---
But really...
[00:34] ---
Jess is such a hard worker.
[00:38] ---
While on the other hand...
[00:40] ---
Oh, man.
[00:41] ---
I can't wait to get this over with
and go for a drink.
[00:45] ---
You said it!
[00:46] ---
Why aren't they helping Jess?
[00:50] ---
Evening, fellows!
[00:51] ---
Thanks for keeping an eye on the shop!
[00:53] ---
Thank you, sir!
[00:54] ---
Give it your all tonight!
[00:56] ---
I'm sure we'll have tons of customers...
[00:58] ---
so I've doubled our usual stock of liquor.
[01:01] ---
Doubled it?
[01:02] ---
Yeah. I've got high hopes
for the Yethma's pig...
[01:05] ---
so I just made a last-minute purchase.
[01:07] ---
There he goes again,
calling Jess Yethma instead of by name.
[01:11] ---
He may be looking out for her,
but that reeks of discrimination!
[01:16] ---
Oh, whatever.
[01:17] ---
We won't be seeing them again
after tonight anyway.
[01:20] ---
Let me draw enough customers
to make these lazy saps squeal...
[01:24] ---
so they can rake in all the cash they want!
[01:27] ---
After that...
[01:28] ---
it's goodbye!
[03:01] ---
Everyone, I'm with Kilins Jewels!
[03:04] ---
Until yesterday, I'd planned on having
a musical band perform for you...
[03:09] ---
but tonight, along with the band...
[03:11] ---
this special pig will be gracing the stage!
[03:17] ---
I'd totally forgotten about this part!
[03:19] ---
I have no doubt in my mind that this will be
something you've never seen before!
[03:24] ---
So please sit back and watch!
[03:28] ---
I was the kid who got so nervous, I'd stammer
just introducing myself to my classmates...
[03:32] ---
and now I'm going to dance
in front of this crowd?
[03:35] ---
Impossible!
[03:36] ---
Huh?
[03:38] ---
Jess!
[03:39] ---
You're cheering me on
like the brave soul that you are?
[03:41] ---
So sweet!
[03:43] ---
Oh... When I'm done...
[03:44] ---
I'd love to cradle my head
on Jess's soft thighs...
[03:47] ---
lick Jess's face like a dog
and drench her with my slobber! Jess's tiny—
[03:52] ---
Excuse me.
[03:53] ---
I can hear all that.
[03:54] ---
Huh? You can?
[03:58] ---
All right, pig!
[03:59] ---
Time to dance!
[04:05] ---
All right.
[04:06] ---
I'm gonna do it!
[04:10] ---
PIG
[04:19] ---
Okay!
[04:22] ---
PIG
[04:23] ---
Yes! Yeah!
[04:25] ---
Okay!
[04:30] ---
PIG
[04:30] ---
Yes! Cool!
[04:32] ---
Yeah! Great!
[04:35] ---
PIG
[04:35] ---
Okay!
[04:36] ---
Yes!
[04:37] ---
Cool!
[04:38] ---
Great!
[04:39] ---
Okay!
[04:40] ---
Yeah!
[04:41] ---
Great!
[04:42] ---
Perfect!
[04:42] ---
Okay!
[04:44] ---
Yes!
[04:44] ---
Yeah!
[04:45] ---
Cool!
[04:46] ---
Yes!
[04:47] ---
Okay!
[04:47] ---
Great!
[04:48] ---
Perfect!
[04:50] ---
PIG
[04:50] ---
Okay!
[04:51] ---
Yes!
[04:52] ---
Yeah!
[04:53] ---
Cool! Okay!
[04:54] ---
Great! Perfect!
[04:55] ---
Okay! Yes!
[04:57] ---
Yeah!
[04:58] ---
Okay!
[04:58] ---
Cool!
[04:59] ---
Great!
[05:00] ---
Okay!
[05:00] ---
Yes! Yeah!
[05:01] ---
Okay! Cool!
[05:03] ---
Yes!
[05:03] ---
Yeah! Okay!
[05:05] ---
Great!
[05:06] ---
Perfect!
[05:19] ---
You Must Not Fall in Love
with Your Oshi
[05:23] ---
Hey, pig!
[05:24] ---
That was incredible!
[05:26] ---
Look at the crowd you brought in!
[05:29] ---
It's all well and good that he's happy...
[05:31] ---
but I just know I twisted it when I fell!
[05:34] ---
Um...
[05:35] ---
Your injury... Are you okay?
[05:37] ---
Jess!
[05:38] ---
Sure!
[05:39] ---
I made a soft landing!
[05:40] ---
No sweat!
[05:41] ---
Ah, Jess...
[05:43] ---
It's late.
[05:44] ---
You can head home now.
[05:46] ---
Go on now.
[05:47] ---
But...
[05:48] ---
I think it's really going to get busy now.
[05:51] ---
That's true, but I couldn't let myself
impose on House Kiltyrin any longer.
[05:56] ---
Don't worry...
[05:57] ---
my young guys will take it from here!
[06:00] ---
But...
[06:01] ---
Jess...
[06:03] ---
Just go home like the old guy says.
[06:05] ---
I'll be just fine!
[06:07] ---
If you stay any longer, they'll start
suspecting you after I've escaped!
[06:11] ---
That's one thing I want to avoid!
[06:13] ---
So go on please!
[06:15] ---
You're really going to be fine?
[06:18] ---
Sure! You can count on me!
[06:19] ---
Very well.
[06:21] ---
Then, I'll be waiting for you
tomorrow morning under that tree.
[06:24] ---
Right.
[06:27] ---
All right, then...
[06:28] ---
thank you for everything until now!
[06:31] ---
Well, you take care of yourself.
[06:43] ---
I'm leaving the shop to you guys!
[06:45] ---
Yes, sir!
[06:48] ---
I was full of bravado just now
for Jess's sake...
[06:51] ---
but worst case,
this pain could mean a fracture.
[06:53] ---
Will I be able to make my escape on this leg?
[06:56] ---
Hey, piggie!
[06:58] ---
Do something, will ya?
[07:01] ---
This is no time to whine! Right now...
[07:04] ---
I've got to get everything in order!
[07:23] ---
Hey, youngster...
[07:24] ---
Could you take that collar off?
[07:27] ---
Aha!
[07:29] ---
For 10 golts a bottle, sure!
[07:31] ---
All right, you've got it.
[07:34] ---
Thank you for your business!
[07:35] ---
Hey!
[07:36] ---
Yo!
[07:38] ---
There you go!
[07:40] ---
Just like I drew it up.
[07:44] ---
The physical barrier has been cleared.
[07:47] ---
Now all that's left is the human barrier.
[08:00] ---
Oink, oink.
[08:02] ---
Huh? What's this?
[08:03] ---
You want me to dance, too?
[08:05] ---
Oink.
[08:09] ---
All right!
[08:19] ---
If you want to dance with the pig,
please buy a bottle!
[08:22] ---
Gotcha!
[08:24] ---
I'll take it!
[08:25] ---
Thanks!
[08:28] ---
All right!
[08:29] ---
That's it.
[08:31] ---
Drink more liquor!
[08:33] ---
Keep getting drunker and drunker!
[08:52] ---
I made my escape, all right.
[08:54] ---
Now I just have to head to that spot.
[08:57] ---
But...
[08:58] ---
if Jess finds out about this injury...
[09:00] ---
she might end up using
that black rista again.
[09:03] ---
Huh?
[09:10] ---
I guess I'll draw less attention
going this way.
[09:20] ---
You messed up, so you clean it up yourself.
[09:21] ---
Huh?
[09:22] ---
Sorry, man.
[09:23] ---
But there's nothing I can do!
[09:24] ---
All you had to do
was make it look like an accident!
[09:27] ---
You don't get it!
[09:28] ---
The pig she had with her
suddenly made a run for it...
[09:30] ---
and they were gone just like that!
[09:32] ---
That voice... It's the rista dealer
from this afternoon.
[09:35] ---
Is he talking about me?
[09:37] ---
Who's the other guy?
[09:38] ---
Then, kill her!
[09:40] ---
Huh?
[09:41] ---
You know where the mansion is, right?
[09:44] ---
Just tail her and then off her.
[09:45] ---
Hold up a second!
I'm really sorry about this, okay?
[09:48] ---
That's way too harsh! If I'm caught killing
a House Kiltyrin Yethma, I'll be done for!
[09:53] ---
You only have yourself to blame.
[09:54] ---
If you don't want to do it yourself,
[09:56] ---
get a Yethma hunter
from the provinces to do it for you.
[09:58] ---
No way would a hired Yethma hunter
do that for me!
[10:02] ---
Offer him big money.
[10:03] ---
Like I have those kinds of funds.
[10:06] ---
Listen up!
[10:08] ---
Either you kill the Yethma
or you die yourself.
[10:12] ---
You make sure you bring me
the corpse of that Yethma by tomorrow night.
[10:16] ---
Or else...
[10:17] ---
I'll kill you along with her.
[10:30] ---
Damn!
[10:31] ---
I just gotta do it, right?
[10:33] ---
Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[10:35] ---
Why are they talking
about killing Jess now?
[10:37] ---
Just hold up a second!
I need time to think!
[10:39] ---
Is that guy heading over to where Jess is?
[10:41] ---
I have to stop him
whatever it takes! Right?
[10:44] ---
But what can I do?
[10:45] ---
A farm animal reduced to trembling...
[10:47] ---
What on earth can I do?
[10:49] ---
Actually, why can't I move my legs?
[10:51] ---
Dammit, dammit, dammit,
dammit, dammit, dammit!
[10:54] ---
No, calm down, me!
[10:56] ---
How can you stand here frozen with fear,
[10:57] ---
allowing the pure young girl
who awaits me to end up being killed?
[11:06] ---
Okay, I'm going to follow that guy!
[11:09] ---
Come up with a plan
while you're watching his moves!
[11:11] ---
Where'd he go?
[11:14] ---
That's right! I'm a pig!
[11:16] ---
I have a wider field of view than humans!
[11:18] ---
And on top of that,
if I use my porcine sense of smell...
[11:21] ---
That unique stench
of a human smoker's breath!
[11:23] ---
The stale smell of hair
that's never gotten a decent wash!
[11:26] ---
And above all, that mint-like fragrance!
[11:30] ---
Found him!
[11:31] ---
I can still pursue him!
[11:33] ---
I can't afford to give up!
[11:35] ---
A pig has his own brand of specialty!
[11:39] ---
Think, me!
[11:41] ---
What can you do to protect Jess?
[11:43] ---
What's in that bag?
The tools of his trade?
[11:46] ---
With that baggage to haul...
[11:47] ---
and on that bad leg,
he probably has no agility.
[11:50] ---
So should I get ahead of him
and make a run for it with Jess?
[11:54] ---
What are those Yethma hunters
that big guy mentioned?
[11:58] ---
Even if we escape, can we survive
if they come after us?
[12:01] ---
How can I make those villains
give up on the idea of killing her?
[12:12] ---
I don't have much time!
[12:13] ---
I'll just have to meet up with Jess
before he gets to her!
[12:18] ---
Dammit!
[12:21] ---
Run, pig!
[12:22] ---
I'm going to save Jess!
[12:33] ---
All right. That guy's not here yet.
[12:36] ---
Jess! Hey, Jess!
[12:38] ---
Can you hear me?
[12:39] ---
Crap, is she asleep?
[12:42] ---
What should I do?
[12:43] ---
Don't panic!
[12:44] ---
Regain your composure and think!
[12:46] ---
According to those villains,
[12:48] ---
House Kiltyrin's sway
is as powerful as Jess said it was.
[12:51] ---
They know where the mansion is,
and yet he said, "Tail her and then off her."
[12:55] ---
That has to mean that they can't kill her
on the House Kiltyrin grounds!
[13:00] ---
Which means I can predict
what that guy's going to do!
[13:03] ---
He's going to keep an eye on the mansion
until Jess comes out...
[13:05] ---
and ambush her as soon as she emerges!
[13:07] ---
So, he's going to lie in wait for Jess
outside the mansion, huh?
[13:11] ---
Jess will be heading
to the farm before sunrise.
[13:14] ---
The timing couldn't be more perfect for him!
[13:17] ---
I can't let that happen!
[13:20] ---
Isn't there some way
I can tell her what's going on?
[13:26] ---
I have zero experience, so I have no clue...
[13:29] ---
but at times like these,
how early would a girl typically show up?
[13:34] ---
A girl like Jess just might...
[13:39] ---
Reaching out a helping hand to me
when I was covered in mud...
[13:41] ---
Using a black rista no less.
[13:44] ---
With no regard for the consequences...
[13:46] ---
Where can I ever find
someone so kind in my life?
[13:49] ---
Nope!
[13:50] ---
I mean, I can't!
[13:52] ---
Otaku always fall in love so easily!
[13:54] ---
I can't let my thoughts go there now!
[14:23] ---
Hey!
[14:24] ---
It's still the middle of the night!
[14:26] ---
You didn't come here this early
to wait for me, did you?
[14:32] ---
It looks painful.
Those are the hands of a hard worker.
[14:35] ---
Killing a child like this...
[14:37] ---
That can't be anything a human would do!
[14:39] ---
I won't let Jess get hurt
just so that man can keep himself safe!
[14:43] ---
If he so much as lays a finger on her,
I'll rip his whole arm off with my teeth!
[14:49] ---
Jess...
[14:50] ---
Wake up!
[14:52] ---
Hey, Jess!
[14:56] ---
She's awake! Whoa!
[14:58] ---
I was...
[15:00] ---
so worried about you!
[15:07] ---
Jess, listen to me.
[15:09] ---
The man who was selling ristae
this afternoon in that back alley...
[15:12] ---
is on his way to kill you,
and he's getting close!
[15:15] ---
If I'm guessing right,
it's to silence you.
[15:18] ---
They're into some shady business.
[15:21] ---
And if House Kiltyrin, their masters,
find out about it, it'll be all over for them.
[15:24] ---
But...
[15:25] ---
But I would never tell!
[15:27] ---
I'm sure you wouldn't,
but that doesn't matter to villains like them!
[15:31] ---
What should I do?
[15:32] ---
If I get killed...
[15:34] ---
you might never get
your human form back, Mister Pig.
[15:37] ---
How can you worry about me right now?
[15:42] ---
Anyway, let's put our heads together
and figure this out!
[15:45] ---
In that case, why don't we
just run off together now?
[15:49] ---
That wouldn't solve anything, would it?
[15:52] ---
For one thing, they may pursue us...
[15:54] ---
and for another, they might attack you
when you come back here!
[15:58] ---
I think the best thing to do...
[16:00] ---
would be to tell House Kiltyrin about
his dastardly deeds and have them arrest him!
[16:04] ---
But... I wonder if they'd go
that far just for me.
[16:09] ---
Haven't you served them here
for a long time?
[16:12] ---
Yes.
[16:13] ---
But I'm a Yethma.
[16:16] ---
In terms of rank...
[16:18] ---
House Kiltyrin and I
couldn't be further apart.
[16:20] ---
I don't see them lending an ear
to anything I might say.
[16:25] ---
But if something were to happen to you,
it wouldn't be good for House Kiltyrin, either, right?
[16:28] ---
You're still in your peak working years.
[16:31] ---
Um...
[16:32] ---
What's wrong?
[16:34] ---
I'm sorry.
[16:35] ---
The truth is, I'm not going back
to the mansion.
[16:39] ---
I was starting to get that feeling...
but it's true, then.
[16:43] ---
All right.
[16:44] ---
You can tell me the reason another time.
[16:46] ---
For now, let's figure out
what we're going to do.
[16:50] ---
Isn't there some way to create a situation
that would force House Kiltyrin to take action?
[16:56] ---
Jess, is there any kind of facility on this farm
where we could lock someone up?
[17:00] ---
Let's see.
[17:02] ---
There's a warehouse for masonry.
[17:04] ---
If we lock it from the outside...
[17:06] ---
he couldn't get out.
[17:08] ---
Can you get hold of the key?
[17:10] ---
Yes.
[17:11] ---
It's right inside the kitchen door,
so I think I should be fine.
[17:15] ---
I see.
[17:16] ---
So, you'll have to make sure you don't get caught
while you're retrieving that key.
[17:21] ---
Tell me, Jess.
[17:22] ---
Even if you're just a servant...
[17:23] ---
you can at least leave the people
of House Kiltyrin a note, right?
[17:27] ---
Yes. That wouldn't be a problem.
[17:29] ---
Okay. Then, let me tell you about our plan.
[17:37] ---
He's targeting you, not me, Jess.
[17:39] ---
Worst-case scenario,
you run off by yourself.
[17:43] ---
Never mind!
[17:44] ---
As long as I don't mess up,
we'll be fine!
[18:20] ---
All right. If he sees
that I'm leading him toward a campfire...
[18:23] ---
he'll think that Jess might be there.
[18:30] ---
There you go.
[18:31] ---
Just stay right there by the fire.
[18:33] ---
That will close your pupils...
[18:36] ---
and the visual pigment
in your rod cells will be depleted.
[18:38] ---
That's light adaptation.
[18:41] ---
Jess, we're good! Do it now!
[18:43] ---
Okay!
[18:45] ---
It takes time for humans
to get used to seeing in the dark!
[18:48] ---
You shouldn't be able to spot Jess
with your vision in its current state!
[18:53] ---
Mister Pig!
[18:54] ---
All right!
[19:10] ---
Are you ready, Jess?
[19:12] ---
Yes. I'm hiding behind the warehouse.
[19:14] ---
All right! Then let's do it!
[19:24] ---
So far, it's all going according to plan.
[19:29] ---
Oh, crap!
[19:30] ---
Even with that bad leg, there's a good chance
that he could escape from that window!
[19:33] ---
So, it's not enough
to just lock him in from the outside?
[19:37] ---
In that case...
[19:38] ---
can I make it without messing up?
[19:40] ---
No, I'm not onstage
before an audience this time!
[19:43] ---
We nerds shine where no one can see us!
[19:49] ---
I'm going to protect Jess!
[19:51] ---
It's time for me to pay her back!
[19:56] ---
Huh?
[19:58] ---
Go!
[20:02] ---
How's that?
[20:03] ---
Pig skulls are hard!
[20:05] ---
What's up with you?
[20:07] ---
Oh, crap! So he can still move
his left leg, huh?
[20:10] ---
Then, let me inflict another blow on him!
[20:12] ---
You little... Damn you!
[20:15] ---
You...
[20:19] ---
Take this!
[20:21] ---
Ow!
[20:23] ---
Okay!
[20:23] ---
Now he's immobilized!
[20:27] ---
Jess! Now's your chance!
[20:28] ---
Close this door!
[20:30] ---
Right!
[20:34] ---
Good job!
[20:35] ---
You're safe now!
[20:37] ---
Thank good—
[20:40] ---
Jess...
[20:43] ---
Mister Pig!
[20:45] ---
So I got stabbed, huh?
[20:48] ---
But thanks to this pain,
I now know without a doubt...
[20:50] ---
that this world is no dream.
[20:53] ---
I've really been reincarnated into an isekai.
[20:57] ---
Am I...
[20:59] ---
going to die?
[21:00] ---
Don't do it!
[21:01] ---
Mister Pig!
I don't want you to die!
[21:04] ---
Jess...
[21:05] ---
It was only for a short time...
[21:07] ---
but it was fun.
[21:08] ---
Don't say that!
[21:09] ---
Aren't you coming
with me to the royal capital?
[21:12] ---
Just forget about me.
[21:14] ---
All you have to do
is take care of what you need to do.
[21:18] ---
Don't you worry about me.
[21:21] ---
That's not it!
[21:23] ---
That's not what I'm really talking about!
[21:27] ---
Um...
[21:28] ---
I still haven't even let you
see me naked, Mister Pig!
[21:31] ---
You're the one who told me...
[21:35] ---
to save it for just the right time!
[21:37] ---
Just the scrawny four-eyed virgin
talking nonsense.
[21:40] ---
Forget about it.
[21:41] ---
But, no...
[21:48] ---
I'm sleepy.
[21:50] ---
The blood loss must be hindering
the flow of oxygen to my brain.
[21:54] ---
Compared to dying of food poisoning...
[21:57] ---
what greater bliss could there be than having
a beautiful young girl at my deathbed?
[22:02] ---
Nice to meet you, too, Mister Pig!
[22:05] ---
If you do it again...
[22:06] ---
then I'm going to bully you, Mister Pig!
[22:09] ---
If you keep calling me
a "beauty" or an "angel"...
[22:12] ---
I'm going to have to spank you, Mister Pig!
[22:14] ---
I would be happy to go with you.
[22:17] ---
Perhaps this is fate?
[22:26] ---
Please...
[22:28] ---
Please don't leave me alone!
E4 - Be Careful How You Ride a Pig
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[00:06] ---
Where...
[00:08] ---
am I?
[00:14] ---
H-Huh?
[00:16] ---
Thank goodness!
[00:18] ---
You've woken up...
[00:20] ---
Mister Pig!
[00:24] ---
Oh, hey!
[00:24] ---
That's right! I...
[00:29] ---
You used that guy's black rista on me?
[00:31] ---
Yes. There was barely any left...
[00:35] ---
but I was able to make it work
by combining them.
[00:37] ---
I left the remaining ristae
at the mansion with my note.
[00:44] ---
Jess...
[00:46] ---
Yes?
[00:47] ---
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
[00:49] ---
Thanks to you, I'm still alive.
[00:50] ---
Don't worry about it.
[00:55] ---
I did it because I wanted to.
[02:31] ---
We're in a forest in northeastern Kiltyrie.
[02:35] ---
If we take that path there...
[02:37] ---
I think we'll find several small villages.
[02:41] ---
You don't sound too sure about that.
[02:43] ---
So that will take us to the royal capital?
[02:45] ---
Yes. If we keep heading north...
[02:48] ---
the royal capital is located on a high,
prominent mountain,
[02:51] ---
and we'll know it at a glance,
or so I've been told.
[02:56] ---
Come to think of it...
[02:57] ---
you said this was your first time
traveling, right?
[03:01] ---
It will be fine.
[03:03] ---
I'm sure we'll get there.
[03:06] ---
Right.
[03:07] ---
Then, why don't we get going?
[03:09] ---
Did you get enough rest?
[03:11] ---
Yes!
[03:13] ---
You put me on that cart and walked all night.
You hardly slept a wink.
[03:19] ---
Jess...
[03:20] ---
Why don't you ride on my back?
[03:22] ---
Huh?
[03:23] ---
She's such a sweet girl that even if I asked her
to do it, she'd probably insist on walking.
[03:27] ---
But I know by now...
[03:28] ---
how to handle this girl
who's too sweet for her own good.
[03:31] ---
It's been my childhood dream to have
a sweet, bare-legged girl straddle me.
[03:42] ---
We just need to stay straight
on this path, right?
[03:45] ---
Yes... Um...
[03:46] ---
I think...
[03:48] ---
that should be fine.
[03:49] ---
What's the matter?
[03:50] ---
Do you feel sick?
[03:51] ---
No...
[03:52] ---
Uh...
[03:54] ---
Since I've never ridden you
before in my life, Mister Pig...
[03:58] ---
Um...
[04:00] ---
The chafing...
[04:02] ---
is ticklish.
[04:03] ---
Chafing?
[04:06] ---
Whoa! No, no, no, no, no!
[04:08] ---
What are you doing? That's no way to sit!
[04:10] ---
The way I'm sitting?
[04:12] ---
That's right! My bad!
[04:14] ---
I should've been more considerate!
[04:16] ---
Oh no, it's not...
[04:17] ---
as if it's intolerable!
[04:20] ---
It's just that it feels a little strange.
[04:22] ---
Stop it! I'm begging you to stop!
[04:24] ---
Don't tarnish my blissful time with
a young girl by uttering such shallow words!
[04:31] ---
This time, try putting
your weight in your hands.
[04:34] ---
Right.
[04:38] ---
How's that?
[04:39] ---
Um...
[04:40] ---
Your spine is still...
[04:43] ---
Oh!
[04:44] ---
It must not be my spine that shows this
purehearted girl what her first time will be like!
[04:49] ---
Then sit further down my back.
[04:51] ---
Right in front of my thighs.
Squeeze me hard with your legs.
[04:56] ---
Let's go.
[04:58] ---
Oh, this is fine!
[05:00] ---
All right, at long last! Huh?
[05:04] ---
Hey...
[05:05] ---
What's that?
[05:07] ---
Are we being targeted?
[05:09] ---
Don't worry.
[05:11] ---
That's an animal called a heckripon.
[05:13] ---
Heckripon?
[05:15] ---
Ah...
[05:16] ---
The old shopkeeper
mentioned those, right?
[05:18] ---
It won't do us any harm,
so let's keep going.
[05:24] ---
I've never seen anything
like that animal where I come from.
[05:28] ---
I see.
[05:30] ---
It's a common creature in Mesteria.
[05:33] ---
I'm told that they suddenly increased
their numbers after the end of the dark ages.
[05:37] ---
Though there's no end to the odd rumors.
[05:40] ---
Odd rumors? Like what?
[05:42] ---
There are all sorts of myths.
[05:44] ---
In some regions,
they're said to bring good fortune,
[05:47] ---
while elsewhere, they say that
running into one will bring you misfortune.
[05:52] ---
So, when all is said and done...
[05:53] ---
I don't think the heckripons do anything at all.
[05:56] ---
You seem to enjoy talking about them, huh?
[05:59] ---
Yes!
[06:00] ---
I just love history and folklore!
[06:02] ---
I know you like to read,
but you're into that kind of thing, too?
[06:05] ---
Hmm, those are good hobbies to have.
[06:08] ---
You think so?
[06:09] ---
Do you have any hobbies, Mister Pig?
[06:12] ---
Watching slice-of-life anime shows
and oinking away at beautiful girls.
[06:16] ---
No way can I ever let that slip!
[06:18] ---
I like reading, too.
[06:20] ---
And my current kick
is taste-testing weeds.
[06:22] ---
Do you like stories
that feature beautiful young girls?
[06:26] ---
Yes. That one's my monologue.
[06:31] ---
Do you know what a mystery is?
[06:33] ---
I like stories where you solve puzzles.
[06:35] ---
The kind filled with trivial clues
that lead you to one unexpected fact.
[06:41] ---
I didn't know there were stories like that!
[06:43] ---
We've got a long way to go.
I'll tell you one on the way.
[06:47] ---
Really?
[06:48] ---
I can't wait!
[06:51] ---
Is it because you read
these stories called mysteries...
[06:55] ---
that you're able to notice
all kinds of things?
[06:59] ---
That might be the case.
[07:01] ---
Well, but it's also partly due to my bad habit
of obsessing over trivial details.
[07:06] ---
Then...
[07:07] ---
I guess I can't keep any secrets
from you, Mister Pig.
[07:10] ---
Hey, if there's something
you want to keep from me, that's totally fine.
[07:14] ---
Just like you're able
to ignore my inner thoughts,
[07:18] ---
I can refrain from prying
into what you want to keep secret.
[07:22] ---
Like the reason why you bought a black rista
just before you met me but didn't tell me about it.
[07:28] ---
The reason why you tried
to pass off this trip as an errand...
[07:31] ---
when you won't be going back
to House Kiltyrin.
[07:33] ---
Well, there are others beside those two,
but I'm assuming I don't need to know.
[07:39] ---
Um...
[07:44] ---
Mister Pig...
[07:46] ---
Will you promise to come with me
to the royal capital...
[07:50] ---
even after you've heard
what I have to say?
[07:52] ---
You bet I will!
[07:53] ---
Because otherwise, I'll have to live on
as a pig for the rest of my life!
[07:59] ---
That's true.
[08:00] ---
Yep!
[08:08] ---
I've made up my mind.
[08:10] ---
I'm going to tell you.
[08:12] ---
I've made up my mind, too.
[08:14] ---
Nothing you say will faze me.
[08:16] ---
Don't worry!
[08:22] ---
I am...
[08:23] ---
going to the royal capital
to offer myself.
[08:26] ---
Hmm?
[08:27] ---
If I don't...
[08:29] ---
I will die en route.
[08:30] ---
Huh?
[08:31] ---
That is the fate of a Yethma.
[08:37] ---
In Mesteria...
[08:38] ---
Yethmas who turn 16
leave the households they're serving...
[08:42] ---
and must travel
to the royal capital on their own.
[08:45] ---
Most end up losing their lives
along the way.
[08:48] ---
The Yethmas who do reach the royal capital
never return home as long as they live.
[08:54] ---
What happens when they get
to the royal capital?
[08:57] ---
Just what in the world—
[08:58] ---
There are all kinds of rumors...
[09:00] ---
but no one knows the truth.
[09:03] ---
The royal capital is completely isolated
from the rest of the world...
[09:07] ---
and no one knows what it's like inside.
[09:09] ---
Mister Pig...
[09:10] ---
You're wondering why I left the mansion
as if I was on the run, aren't you?
[09:15] ---
Yeah.
[09:17] ---
Here is my answer.
[09:18] ---
This silver collar that I'm wearing...
[09:21] ---
It contains an unbelievable amount
of magic power...
[09:25] ---
and can be sold at a sky-high price!
[09:27] ---
And as this collar is protected
by that magic power...
[09:30] ---
it can't be removed
unless they behead me.
[09:34] ---
The bones, as well as the body of the Yethma
itself, can also be sold for quite a sum.
[09:40] ---
House Kiltyrin receives
a settlement from the dynasty...
[09:43] ---
and the moment
I'm no longer a servant, I...
[09:47] ---
become a target of the Yethma hunters...
[09:50] ---
who make a living killing Yethmas.
[09:56] ---
Of course, the people of House Kiltyrin
are all kindhearted...
[10:00] ---
so they wouldn't think
of selling me to earn money.
[10:04] ---
But I let slip to Mister Kilins
that today was the day I'd be leaving.
[10:10] ---
Mister Kilins is also a very kind man.
[10:14] ---
But there's no telling when or how
such information might spread.
[10:18] ---
So, I took myself as far from the mansion
as possible and was hiding in this forest.
[10:24] ---
What on earth is going on in this world?
[10:28] ---
Mister Pig...
[10:29] ---
I guess... you don't want to stay with me.
[10:33] ---
Are you kidding me?
[10:36] ---
How can I stand by...
[10:38] ---
and let a sweet girl like you get hurt
in a twisted world like this?
[10:43] ---
I'm going to the royal capital!
[10:44] ---
I'm just a pig!
[10:46] ---
I can't use swords or magic...
[10:48] ---
but I'm going to use every bit
of my brains to protect you, Jess!
[10:51] ---
I'm staying right by your side!
[10:52] ---
I'll be sticking here under your crotch like this
until you get to the royal capital!
[11:00] ---
Did I just mess up
trying to say something cool?
[11:05] ---
Please step away from me
when I use the restroom, all right?
[11:09] ---
I can't believe how strong this girl is!
[11:11] ---
She's facing the cruelest of fates,
but she's smiling like it's nothing!
[11:15] ---
That's how she kept her secret
from me all this time!
[11:21] ---
Thinking that I might get spooked
into running away from her fate...
[11:25] ---
No, that's not it.
[11:27] ---
I think I know why I came
to this world as a pig.
[11:32] ---
Do you really?
[11:34] ---
Perhaps this is fate?
[11:38] ---
I'm going to the royal capital with you
to get myself turned back into a human.
[11:42] ---
I appeared in that pigpen...
[11:44] ---
the day before you set off
on your journey,
[11:46] ---
so that I could share
that fate with you, right?
[11:49] ---
Yes.
[11:50] ---
You and I share the same destiny.
[11:53] ---
We'll always be together
at least until we reach the capital!
[11:56] ---
Right.
[12:07] ---
Looks like she was totally exhausted after all.
[12:09] ---
Yethma hunters?
[12:12] ---
Yethmas all set off on journeys
to reach the royal capital.
[12:15] ---
Meaning that these Yethma hunters
need to operate near the royal capital.
[12:20] ---
In other words, the closer we get
to the royal capital, the goal of this journey,
[12:25] ---
the more and more danger
we'll find ourselves in.
[12:37] ---
Jess can hear inner thoughts.
[12:39] ---
And I'm a pig who can think!
[12:41] ---
We have to use these weapons to the max
to confront our unjust fate.
[12:47] ---
And when we reach the royal capital safely,
I'm going to call out that so-called great king!
[12:52] ---
"Why won't you let Yethmas
live their lives in peace?"
[12:57] ---
Right now, my blood is boiling
with a sense of purpose!
[13:01] ---
That liver must also have been heated up good!
[13:04] ---
For the sake of the young girl
who sleeps upon your back...
[13:07] ---
use your whole mind and body to think...
[13:09] ---
pig!
[13:14] ---
Jess! Wake up, will you, Jess?
[13:18] ---
I'm so sorry!
I've been asleep the whole time!
[13:23] ---
Your silver collar...
[13:25] ---
That's your identity
as a Yethma, right?
[13:27] ---
Yes.
[13:28] ---
If you hide it,
no one will know you're a Yethma...
[13:30] ---
and it'll be harder to target you,
don't you think?
[13:32] ---
That's true! You're absolutely right!
[13:35] ---
Then, why don't we buy you a scarf?
[13:37] ---
Oh... Yes!
[13:39] ---
Also, let's not talk to each other
out loud in the village.
[13:42] ---
Very well.
[13:45] ---
They have a lot of scarves, don't they?
[13:47] ---
Which do you think will look good on me?
[13:49] ---
It can't seem obvious
that you're trying to hide your collar.
[13:53] ---
That might actually draw attention
to the fact that you're a Yethma.
[13:56] ---
Shouldn't you pick one
that's a close match for your skin tone?
[14:00] ---
You're right.
[14:02] ---
I'm sorry.
[14:05] ---
Oh, man! Way to take the fun
out of it, otaku!
[14:07] ---
Jess was having such a good time,
and you had to go and wreck it!
[14:14] ---
No, hold up!
[14:15] ---
If you're wearing a scarf
that matches your skin tone,
[14:18] ---
it'd seem sketchy after all
if they got a good look!
[14:20] ---
Correction!
[14:21] ---
Let's pick the one
that looks best on you, Jess!
[14:24] ---
Oh!
[14:25] ---
Then, please pick it out for me, Mister Pig!
[14:27] ---
Huh?
[14:28] ---
So, at last, the time has come for me
to showcase my true worth, huh?
[14:32] ---
The scrawny four-eyed super-virgin who hasn't had
a girlfriend for as long as he's been alive...
[14:35] ---
can now put his vast knowledge
of chino pants and checkered shirts to use...
[14:39] ---
and pick something out
for this 16-year-old blonde beauty!
[14:42] ---
The scarf that becomes her
the most, that is!
[14:48] ---
Any of these scarves
would look great on Jess.
[14:54] ---
She's wearing a light blue dress right now.
[14:56] ---
A bluish scarf wouldn't stand out
even from afar.
[15:00] ---
But wearing something of the same color
would signal a lack of style.
[15:03] ---
In that case...
[15:05] ---
How about that light green one?
[15:07] ---
You mean...
[15:08] ---
this scarf that looks
like a lovely, shallow lake?
[15:11] ---
That's the one!
[15:13] ---
What do you think?
[15:14] ---
Does it look good on me?
[15:15] ---
It looks really good on you!
[15:16] ---
Thank you so much!
[15:18] ---
I'll go buy it, then!
[15:23] ---
A lovely, shallow lake, huh?
[15:25] ---
I could never describe it like that
as long as I lived.
[15:47] ---
Thank you for waiting!
[15:56] ---
Um, excuse me.
[16:10] ---
Hello, young miss!
[16:13] ---
You seem tired after a long journey.
[16:16] ---
You must be hungry!
[16:17] ---
Yes, I am.
[16:20] ---
Ceres!
[16:22] ---
Yes?
[16:23] ---
Bring over a steamed towel
and a simple meal, will you?
[16:27] ---
Yes, ma'am. Understood.
[16:37] ---
Young miss...
[16:38] ---
Whether you're crossing the valley from here
or going on to Kiltyrie...
[16:42] ---
it'll be nightfall
by the time you reach the next town.
[16:45] ---
Why don't you spend the night here?
[16:47] ---
Oh...
[16:48] ---
Then, if you don't mind...
[16:50] ---
Here. Please use this.
[16:52] ---
That's so kind of you.
Thank you very much!
[16:56] ---
Did you come here from Kiltyrie...
[16:57] ---
my young Yethma child?
[17:00] ---
Yes!
[17:02] ---
Is that right?
[17:04] ---
Are you on your way to the royal capital?
[17:06] ---
Yes, that's right.
[17:07] ---
Hey, come on. Don't you think
you're being too reckless here?
[17:13] ---
Jess...
[17:13] ---
We're making a run for it!
[17:15] ---
There's a Yethma collar
hanging on the wall!
[17:18] ---
Don't worry, it's okay.
[17:22] ---
Whose collar is that over there?
[17:29] ---
That collar belonged to a Yethma named Eise.
[17:33] ---
She was...
[17:34] ---
Ceres's predecessor
and used to work here.
[17:38] ---
Oh...
[17:39] ---
I'm very sad to hear that.
[17:42] ---
Where did Miss Eise pass away?
[17:46] ---
See, there was a time
when we sheltered Yethmas...
[17:51] ---
who'd turned 16 in a convent.
[17:54] ---
Are you talking about the convent in Baptsaze?
[17:57] ---
So you've heard about it?
[17:59] ---
That's right.
This is the village called Baptsaze.
[18:02] ---
Is that right?
[18:04] ---
You see, I serve House Kiltyrin...
[18:08] ---
and I remember how shocked I was,
[18:09] ---
even as a young child,
when I heard about that incident.
[18:13] ---
Thank you very much.
[18:17] ---
She says she's a Yethma
from House Kiltyrin.
[18:19] ---
Have a seat over there.
[18:26] ---
Speaking of Baptsaze...
[18:28] ---
did Miss Eise pass away in that fire?
[18:33] ---
No.
[18:34] ---
She was taken away
by the Yethma hunters.
[18:37] ---
I'm sure that unspeakable things
were done to her before she was killed.
[18:42] ---
Then, how did you get this collar?
[18:44] ---
There was a hunter who took it back
from the Yethma hunters.
[18:48] ---
He's the pride of our village!
[18:50] ---
I see.
[18:51] ---
There's nothing sinister
about that collar in your eyes.
[18:54] ---
It seems like it's actually a source
of solace for you, right, Jess?
[18:58] ---
Hmm?
[19:01] ---
Hmm... That brand-new skin stretching from those
slender Achilles tendons to those soft-looking calves...
[19:05] ---
The folds of skin behind your knees
are a faint pink. Oink, oink.
[19:11] ---
Not good.
[19:12] ---
This girl is another Yethma!
[19:13] ---
She can read my mind!
[19:15] ---
I'm a pig. I'm a pig. I'm a pig.
[19:19] ---
Yummy grass. Yummy grass. Yummy grass.
[19:24] ---
Excuse me...
[19:29] ---
I have a favor to ask of you.
[19:31] ---
Be Careful How You Ride a Pig
[19:39] ---
Jess, about that incident
you mentioned earlier...
[19:42] ---
Around when did it happen?
[19:43] ---
It was five years ago.
[19:45] ---
There was a convent...
[19:46] ---
sheltering Yethmas who'd reached the age
when they'd normally be traveling to the royal capital.
[19:51] ---
One night, a fire of unknown cause
broke out at that convent.
[19:55] ---
Scores of Yethmas died in the fire...
[19:57] ---
and the ones who fled outside disappeared.
[20:01] ---
The Yethma hunters got to them?
[20:03] ---
Yes.
[20:04] ---
Most likely.
[20:05] ---
And you want to see
where it all happened, right?
[20:08] ---
Yes!
[20:09] ---
I thought I could leave
some flowers there.
[20:15] ---
Um...
[20:16] ---
Miss Jess...
[20:18] ---
Is this pig a friend of yours?
[20:20] ---
Yes! He's really a 19-year-old boy!
[20:24] ---
A scrawny four-eyed super-virgin!
[20:26] ---
Pleased to meet you.
[20:28] ---
Huh? He's actually... a human?
[20:30] ---
Yes.
[20:31] ---
For some reason,
he's been turned into a pig.
[20:36] ---
Once we get to the royal capital, I'm hoping
to have a mage turn him back into a human.
[20:42] ---
Oh, is that right?
[20:43] ---
Since he was looking at my legs
and having all kinds of thoughts,
[20:47] ---
I thought he was one strange pig.
[20:53] ---
What a roving eye this pig has!
[20:55] ---
Shame on me.
[20:56] ---
From now on,
I'm only going to stare at your legs, Jess.
[21:03] ---
I wonder if this light green scarf
was the right choice.
[21:09] ---
Mister Pig, there's a reassuring quality
about your inner voice that's unlike anyone else's.
[21:14] ---
Maybe I should've given it
a little more serious thought.
[21:19] ---
So little deviation from his outer voice.
[21:23] ---
Cutie-pie Jess has a face
that's adorable to the extreme,
[21:26] ---
so to an unpopular otaku, every single scarf seems
like it would be the perfect fit. But the thing is...
[21:31] ---
was it all right for me
to give in to that?
[21:34] ---
Wasn't there some other color that would've given
that cute face the ultimate pop?
[21:39] ---
I've never known an inner soul
as kind as his.
[21:45] ---
Um, Mister Pig!
[21:48] ---
Thank you so much
for picking out this scarf!
[21:52] ---
It was no big deal.
[21:56] ---
Normally, people have
both an outer and an inner side.
[22:01] ---
Needless to say, so do I.
[22:03] ---
Miss Jess... Mister Pig...
[22:05] ---
If we stay on this path a little longer,
we'll reach the ruins of the convent.
[22:13] ---
This is proof that there's really
someone who cares...
[22:18] ---
about me.
[22:24] ---
This scarf...
[22:26] ---
is my treasure!
E5 - Nearly All Handsome Guys are Scumbags
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[00:05] ---
So, this is the convent where it happened.
[00:08] ---
Yes.
[00:15] ---
Jess...
[00:24] ---
That guy... is the one I saw that day!
[00:27] ---
I thought he had a keen interest in you!
[00:30] ---
He wouldn't be a Yethma hunter, would he?
[00:32] ---
Um—
[01:13] ---
He looks like trouble.
[02:51] ---
Mister Pig, what should we do?
[02:53] ---
Even if the three of us tried to take him on,
we wouldn't stand a chance. For now, let's ju—
[03:00] ---
Mister Naut...
[03:01] ---
Good afternoon.
[03:02] ---
Huh?
[03:03] ---
Um, we don't need to worry
about Mister Naut.
[03:06] ---
What, you know him?
[03:07] ---
Isn't he a Yethma hunter?
[03:09] ---
No, he's not.
[03:10] ---
He's a very kind man.
[03:12] ---
Please believe me.
[03:13] ---
Oh, is that right? Very well, then!
[03:16] ---
Hold on a second, Jess!
[03:17] ---
It's too soon to trust him!
[03:19] ---
Hey, Ceres...
[03:21] ---
That one's a Yethma
heading for the royal capital, right?
[03:23] ---
Did you bring them here
for some sightseeing?
[03:26] ---
Uh, no.
[03:27] ---
I wouldn't say sightseeing.
[03:29] ---
I'd like to lay some flowers here.
[03:36] ---
Is that your idea of paying your respects?
[03:38] ---
That's all well and good, but...
[03:40] ---
that scarf... is a dead giveaway
that you're hiding your collar.
[03:43] ---
Take it off.
[03:45] ---
Put this one on.
[03:47] ---
From afar, you can't tell it apart
from your skin.
[03:50] ---
But... if someone sees it close-up,
wouldn't that give me away on the spot?
[03:56] ---
The point is that no one would be able
to tell at a glance from afar.
[03:59] ---
It's not for your sake.
[04:01] ---
I'm telling you all this
because you could put Ceres in danger.
[04:04] ---
Just do as I say
and put this one on instead.
[04:06] ---
All right.
[04:07] ---
Don't let your guard down, Jess!
[04:25] ---
What are you, an adolescent?
[04:27] ---
Jeez!
[04:28] ---
Falling madly in love
with a girl you just met...
[04:32] ---
Oh well...
[04:33] ---
but at least he doesn't
seem all that dangerous.
[04:36] ---
I'm going to keep my true identity
a secret for now.
[04:39] ---
The second you're in harm's way,
I'll let him know.
[04:43] ---
What do you say?
[04:44] ---
Understood.
[04:46] ---
Will you help us out, too, Cutie-pie Ceres?
[04:49] ---
Cutie-pie?
[04:51] ---
Once I get the feeling that I can trust him,
I'll let him know who I am right away.
[04:54] ---
So, until then, Ceres, could you treat me
like I'm just a random pig?
[04:58] ---
If you put it that way...
[05:00] ---
then yes, understood.
[05:09] ---
This should do it.
[05:12] ---
Thank you very much.
[05:14] ---
By the way...
[05:16] ---
I still don't know your name.
[05:17] ---
I'm Jess.
[05:19] ---
Nice to meet you.
[05:21] ---
Um...
[05:23] ---
Are we allowed to go inside?
[05:24] ---
Look what kind of shape it's in.
[05:27] ---
Feel free to go in.
[05:28] ---
Thank you very much!
[06:22] ---
Did that set your mind at ease?
[06:25] ---
Then...
[06:26] ---
Excuse me!
[06:28] ---
I was told that there's a spring
somewhere in this area.
[06:31] ---
What, going swimming?
[06:33] ---
Just what do you have in mind?
Are you some kind of scumbag?
[06:37] ---
No.
[06:38] ---
I thought I'd wash Mister Pig.
[06:41] ---
It's nearby. Come on.
[06:52] ---
Ah!
[06:54] ---
Ah!
[06:56] ---
Ah! Thanks!
[06:59] ---
It's my thanks to you.
[07:00] ---
You kept on walking
the whole time I was asleep.
[07:04] ---
Hey, it's a two-way street.
[07:06] ---
I had no choice but to transport you
because I had to flee.
[07:11] ---
But that wasn't the case with you.
[07:14] ---
You did it so that I could sleep—
[07:16] ---
You're wrong about that.
[07:17] ---
Am I, really?
[07:19] ---
I did it out of my desire
to be straddled by those soft thighs of yours.
[07:24] ---
Okay, let's leave it at that, then.
[07:27] ---
Oink!
[07:33] ---
He's wearing his heart on his sleeve.
[07:47] ---
Can I get two beers?
[07:53] ---
Excuse me...
[07:54] ---
I...
[07:55] ---
Don't worry about money.
[07:57] ---
I'll pay.
[07:59] ---
Thank you very much.
[08:01] ---
But...
[08:02] ---
won't that get you in trouble with Ceres?
[08:04] ---
Why would I get in trouble with her?
[08:06] ---
Well, well, Naut!
[08:08] ---
I didn't know you were here!
[08:10] ---
Hey Grams, long time no see!
[08:11] ---
How's the hunting going?
[08:13] ---
Did it go well?
[08:14] ---
It's going great.
[08:16] ---
I'm sure I can deliver you
some bear meat tomorrow.
[08:19] ---
Is that right? That's our Naut!
[08:22] ---
I'll make a stew
and serve it to you on the house!
[08:24] ---
I can't wait.
[08:26] ---
Then, do you think Jess can have
some of that stew, too, Grams?
[08:30] ---
You know as well as I do.
[08:31] ---
I can't keep a Yethma on her way
to the royal capital here for long.
[08:36] ---
I'm sorry...
[08:37] ---
but I'm going to have Jess
leave tomorrow morning.
[08:40] ---
You're fine with that, aren't you?
[08:41] ---
Yes.
[08:42] ---
I'll be leaving for the royal capital
tomorrow morning.
[08:46] ---
Naut, try to confine your hunting to beasts.
[08:49] ---
It's no secret to me...
[08:52] ---
what you have in mind, you know.
[08:54] ---
After all, she does look a little like her.
[08:57] ---
I thought the same
when I first met her myself.
[09:00] ---
Oh, shut up.
[09:01] ---
Just leave me alone.
[09:04] ---
Thank you for waiting.
[09:07] ---
Uh... Um...
[09:09] ---
I...
[09:10] ---
have never had alcohol before.
[09:12] ---
They've got good beer here.
[09:13] ---
If you don't like it, I'll drink it.
[09:15] ---
Just try tasting it.
[09:19] ---
Well then, if you insist.
[09:25] ---
I-It's delicious!
[09:30] ---
Why did you kill that heckripon, Mister Naut?
[09:34] ---
Heckripons... are creatures
that I've decided to kill on sight.
[09:38] ---
They only bring misfortune.
[09:40] ---
Although it's only been in the last few years
that people started saying that.
[09:45] ---
Hey, thanks!
[09:46] ---
Sure, no problem.
[09:49] ---
Hey, Jess...
[09:50] ---
Is that pig your pet?
[09:52] ---
Um...
[09:54] ---
He's my friend!
[09:56] ---
I see.
[09:57] ---
You take really great care of him.
[09:59] ---
Have you been caring for him for a long time?
[10:02] ---
No, not really a long time, but...
[10:06] ---
Mister Pig is who I'm sharing my destiny with.
[10:10] ---
Destiny?
[10:12] ---
That's right.
[10:13] ---
I'm Jess's partner.
[10:15] ---
You could even say we're bound
by a common destiny.
[10:17] ---
So, I need to concentrate
on fulfilling that role.
[10:21] ---
It wouldn't do to meddle.
[10:23] ---
Well, I'm sure those things happen.
[10:26] ---
Among you Yethmas.
[10:40] ---
Hey, Jess, are you okay?
[10:43] ---
Oh, I'm fine!
[10:44] ---
I feel so good!
[10:46] ---
That's not what I mean!
[10:47] ---
That man is taking you—
[10:48] ---
No need to worry.
[10:50] ---
Mister Naut would never assault me.
[10:54] ---
Really?
[11:05] ---
Jess...
[11:07] ---
Could you come with me?
[11:12] ---
Are you asleep?
[11:13] ---
What?
[11:15] ---
Um...
[11:16] ---
I'm not asleep.
[11:18] ---
Hey you, don't you get any funny ideas!
[11:30] ---
Hey!
[11:33] ---
Oink!
[11:38] ---
Hey, Jess!
[11:40] ---
Let me...
[11:43] ---
put my head on your chest.
[11:51] ---
I guess I'll hurl my whole body through it!
[11:54] ---
Nope, nope, nope, nope!
[11:56] ---
"Mister Naut would never assault me."
[11:58] ---
Jess clearly said that!
[12:00] ---
In that case, I'm...
[12:02] ---
just gonna trust...
[12:04] ---
Jess.
[12:24] ---
I'm a bad girl after all.
[12:27] ---
I don't even have the right to do this.
[12:31] ---
I'm...
[12:34] ---
a bad Yethma.
[12:36] ---
Nearly All Handsome Guys are Scumbags
[13:01] ---
No sign that anything's been done to her.
[13:07] ---
Who's there?
[13:08] ---
Mister Pig...
[13:09] ---
Ceres?
[13:10] ---
What are you doing here at this hour?
[13:15] ---
So, what was it
you wanted to consult me about?
[13:18] ---
I want you to tell Mister Naut
who you really are first thing in the morning.
[13:22] ---
Naut? Well, that shouldn't be a problem.
[13:25] ---
But do I need to make a point
of going to see him for that?
[13:28] ---
Early tomorrow morning, Mister Naut
will come to see Miss Jess for sure.
[13:33] ---
Come to see her? What for?
[13:35] ---
What do you mean?
[13:36] ---
In order to...
[13:38] ---
Um...
[13:39] ---
Hey, what's wrong?
[13:40] ---
I'm sorry.
[13:42] ---
But... because Mister Naut...
[13:45] ---
Because he cares for Miss Jess...
[13:52] ---
Oh, right.
[13:54] ---
That's right.
[13:55] ---
This little girl...
[13:57] ---
I'm 13 now.
[14:01] ---
Are you in love with Naut?
[14:02] ---
I know!
[14:04] ---
As a Yethma...
[14:06] ---
as a child, I have no right to feel this way!
[14:09] ---
But...
[14:11] ---
But I don't want Mister Naut to go!
[14:13] ---
What do you mean,
you don't want him to go?
[14:16] ---
Mister Naut...
[14:17] ---
is planning to go to the
royal capital with Miss Jess!
[14:20] ---
Huh?
[14:22] ---
Mister Naut is planning
to become Miss Jess's chabirone!
[14:27] ---
Chabirone?
[14:28] ---
It's a tradition we have.
[14:30] ---
For a Yethma to reach the royal capital safely,
there's a condition she must meet.
[14:34] ---
And...
[14:37] ---
that's the presence
of a wise, brave companion.
[14:39] ---
A chabirone.
[14:42] ---
But... they say that...
[14:44] ---
chabirones always vanish
along with the Yethmas!
[14:48] ---
Forever.
[14:51] ---
I get it.
[14:52] ---
You think Naut's planning
to become Jess's chabirone.
[14:58] ---
That's why... you don't want Mister Naut
to become her chabirone, either, do you, Mister Pig?
[15:02] ---
After all, you—
[15:03] ---
Hey!
[15:04] ---
Because Mister Pig...
[15:05] ---
you're in love with Miss Jess!
[15:13] ---
"Love" is such a loaded word, you know.
[15:16] ---
It's complicated for us grown-ups.
[15:19] ---
Martha said that you've been serving here
since about five years ago.
[15:25] ---
So, you've probably spent a long time
getting closer and closer to Naut, right?
[15:31] ---
I think that's great!
[15:32] ---
I think it's a wonderful thing
and a love that deserves to be fulfilled.
[15:37] ---
Doesn't your love deserve
to be fulfilled, Mister Pig?
[15:41] ---
No, it doesn't.
[15:42] ---
Why is that?
[15:43] ---
Jess and I have only just met.
[15:46] ---
She was kind to me...
[15:48] ---
so I spontaneously started
having feelings for her.
[15:50] ---
That's all there is to it.
[15:52] ---
As a lowly pig, it'd be too selfish
to want to make Jess mine.
[15:59] ---
Jess is kind to everyone.
[16:01] ---
She only opened up to Naut
because she's kind to everyone.
[16:05] ---
That kindness isn't something
that's only meant for me.
[16:10] ---
And that doesn't bother me
in the least anymore.
[16:13] ---
I haven't been a virgin
for 19 years for nothing.
[16:16] ---
But Mister Pig...
[16:18] ---
you don't want Mister Naut
to be her chabirone, do you?
[16:21] ---
Well...
[16:23] ---
but...
[16:25] ---
but I couldn't interfere with Jess's journey
just because of my own feelings.
[16:30] ---
But...
[16:33] ---
Don't worry.
[16:34] ---
I'm going to reveal who I am.
[16:37] ---
Are you?
[16:39] ---
Thank you so much.
[16:41] ---
Um...
[16:42] ---
If you go through Miss Jess or me...
[16:44] ---
we can relay your words to Mister Naut.
[16:48] ---
Is that another Yethma skill?
[16:50] ---
Yes.
[16:51] ---
I see.
[16:52] ---
Like a router?
[16:55] ---
But...
[16:57] ---
no matter how many years I try...
[17:00] ---
I don't think I'll ever be
a match for Miss Jess.
[17:03] ---
Because not even a day
after she first met him, Miss Jess...
[17:09] ---
I wouldn't say that!
[17:11] ---
You're a lovely girl, too, Ceres!
[17:13] ---
You're really charming...
[17:14] ---
and if I were a human,
I'd hold you tight in my arms!
[17:18] ---
Do you like young girls, Mister Pig?
[17:22] ---
Uh, that didn't come out right.
[17:23] ---
Pretend you didn't hear it.
[17:26] ---
I know I'm no match for her...
[17:29] ---
because Miss Jess looks like her.
[17:31] ---
Looks like her? Like who?
[17:35] ---
Well...
[17:38] ---
W-Wait!
[17:39] ---
Could it be the owner of that collar
hanging up on the wall?
[17:44] ---
You're very perceptive,
aren't you, Mister Pig?
[17:48] ---
That's right.
[17:49] ---
Mister Naut was in love
with someone named Miss Eise...
[17:53] ---
who used to work at that inn.
[17:56] ---
Although that love was never fulfilled.
[17:59] ---
Instead of going to the royal capital,
she was living in the convent in Baptsaze, right?
[18:06] ---
After the convent caught fire...
[18:09] ---
Miss Eise was abducted
by the Yethma hunters and then killed.
[18:14] ---
Then, Mister Naut went
after the Yethma hunters...
[18:16] ---
and he got Miss Eise's collar back.
[18:20] ---
By any chance...
[18:21] ---
did a bunch of heckripons
gather or something before that incident?
[18:25] ---
And that's why everyone in the village
treats them like bad omens...
[18:28] ---
and why Naut started
feeling the urge to kill them?
[18:31] ---
I think you're right about that.
[18:36] ---
Ceres, have you ever met Eise?
[18:39] ---
No. I've only seen a picture.
[18:42] ---
Mister Naut wears a glass pendant
that has Miss Eise's image burned into it.
[18:47] ---
Talk about obsessed.
[18:51] ---
And...
[18:52] ---
Mister Naut used Miss Eise's bones
for part of the hilts of his twin swords.
[18:57] ---
As long as Mister Naut's grudge lasts...
[19:00] ---
those twin swords will be enveloped in flames,
and he'll continue to kill Yethma hunters.
[19:06] ---
That's why...
[19:07] ---
there's no room for me
to enter Mister Naut's heart.
[19:15] ---
Hey, Ceres...
[19:16] ---
Yes?
[19:18] ---
Will you wait for us in the dining room
tomorrow morning, too?
[19:23] ---
I want you...
[19:24] ---
to help me convince him!
[19:26] ---
Understood.
[19:28] ---
Of course I'll be happy to help.
[19:33] ---
Excuse me...
[19:34] ---
Mister Pig...
[19:36] ---
It's morning.
[19:39] ---
Morning already, huh?
[19:41] ---
About last night...
[19:42] ---
Um...
[19:45] ---
That was rude of me!
[19:46] ---
What do you mean?
[19:48] ---
Um...
[19:50] ---
After dinner, I came back to my room
and fell asleep just like that.
[19:55] ---
I think I left you on your own.
[19:59] ---
When you're being so kind
as to accompany me...
[20:02] ---
I'm so sorry!
[20:03] ---
Don't worry.
[20:04] ---
You were tired, right?
[20:06] ---
That's understandable.
[20:07] ---
You are angry, aren't you?
[20:10] ---
Why would I be angry?
[20:13] ---
As long as you got some rest,
that's good enough for me.
[20:16] ---
How are you feeling?
[20:18] ---
Are you in any pain somewhere?
[20:20] ---
I think I'm fine.
[20:22] ---
I feel really great!
[20:25] ---
I see.
[20:26] ---
So, let's have breakfast and get going.
[20:51] ---
Achoo!
[20:56] ---
Oh, good morning...
[20:58] ---
Mister Naut.
[21:02] ---
Hey, Jess...
[21:04] ---
I've been thinking.
[21:06] ---
And, uh...
[21:09] ---
See, I think I'll go with—
[21:11] ---
Excuse me!
[21:13] ---
Mister Naut...
[21:14] ---
I need to tell you something.
[21:17] ---
This pig...
[21:18] ---
is a human!
[21:20] ---
Oh, Ceres, are you bad
at making deals or what?
[21:23] ---
What about this pig?
[21:25] ---
This pig that's accompanying Miss Jess...
[21:27] ---
Inside, he's a human being!
[21:30] ---
Please talk.
[21:31] ---
I'll relay it to him.
[21:33] ---
Uh...
[21:35] ---
Good morning.
[21:39] ---
Was that you just now?
[21:41] ---
Oh yes, it was this pig.
[21:44] ---
It seems sketchy!
[21:45] ---
Let's see you jump!
[21:48] ---
Well?
[21:49] ---
Now do you believe me?
[21:51] ---
You... Since when have you—
[21:53] ---
I've been watching you
ever since we met yesterday.
[21:56] ---
I saw you make Jess drink alcohol
and go into her room.
[22:02] ---
- Why, you!
- Excuse me!
[22:05] ---
Miss Jess already has someone
to be her chabirone.
[22:09] ---
So...
[22:12] ---
So, Naut...
[22:14] ---
as her chabirone,
I'd like to ask a favor of you.
[22:18] ---
What is it?
[22:21] ---
Would you mind coming with us
to the royal capital?
E6 - Honest Feelings Should be Shouted Out Loud
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[00:03] ---
Come with you to the royal capital?
[00:05] ---
What do you mean?
[00:06] ---
Those sword skills of yours...
[00:08] ---
Not to mention your achievements
as a Yethma hunter.
[00:11] ---
If Jess is going to reach
the royal capital safely...
[00:13] ---
she's going to need you, no matter what.
[00:15] ---
That's why I'm asking you.
[00:17] ---
Go with her as her guard, will you?
[00:19] ---
Mister Pig, that's not what we agreed upon!
[00:22] ---
Um...
[00:23] ---
I'll be fine without Mister Naut.
[00:26] ---
Because Mister Pig will be with me.
[00:28] ---
Are you sure about that?
[00:30] ---
Sure, we did elude your attacker in Kiltyrie...
[00:32] ---
but that guy had a bad leg and he wasn't
much of a fighter, either. Even still...
[00:38] ---
we just barely made it!
[00:40] ---
But... what about Ceres?
[00:43] ---
Ceres...
[00:45] ---
Why don't you come clean
about how you feel?
[00:47] ---
Otherwise, Naut will be gone.
[00:50] ---
But...
[00:51] ---
What's he talking about, Ceres?
[00:55] ---
Um...
[00:56] ---
I...
[00:58] ---
I don't want you to go, Mister Naut.
[01:01] ---
Because, Mister Naut, I'm...
[01:04] ---
in love with you.
[01:07] ---
I know that I have
no right to feel this way...
[01:10] ---
and I know that you have
no such feelings for me.
[01:15] ---
But...
[01:16] ---
when I think I may never see you again
for the rest of my life...
[01:20] ---
You don't have to worry about that!
[01:22] ---
We'll have Naut head back to this village
before we enter the royal capital.
[01:26] ---
The only one who's going to disappear
along with Jess is me.
[01:30] ---
Will you promise me that?
[01:32] ---
Sure.
[01:33] ---
After all, when you turn 16, Ceres,
your chabirone should be Naut.
[01:39] ---
In that case...
[01:40] ---
You heard her.
[01:41] ---
What's it gonna be, Jess?
[01:44] ---
If you think it's necessary,
Mister Pig...
[01:49] ---
then I'd like to have Mister Naut
accompany us.
[01:52] ---
All right, then, Naut...
[01:53] ---
now it's all up to you.
[02:00] ---
You don't care if Jess gets killed
by the Yethma hunters?
[02:03] ---
If that happens...
[02:04] ---
are you going to use Jess's bones
to make a new sword?
[02:08] ---
What the hell?
[02:09] ---
I want you to finish
what you started.
[02:14] ---
Please.
[02:15] ---
Help Jess out, will you?
[02:28] ---
Fine, then.
[02:31] ---
Don't you regret this.
[02:32] ---
Damn swine!
[04:10] ---
Um...
[04:14] ---
Don't worry. I'll be right back.
[04:18] ---
See you.
[04:26] ---
I'll be sure to return Mister Naut to you.
[04:29] ---
Thank you for all your help.
[04:33] ---
Ceres...
[04:34] ---
We owe you one for all that you did.
Stay safe, okay?
[04:38] ---
I hope that your wish
comes true, too, Mister Pig.
[04:49] ---
Unforgivable!
[04:53] ---
Oh!
[04:55] ---
Uh...
[04:56] ---
Mister Rossi...
[04:58] ---
That kind of tickles.
[05:03] ---
Mister Pig?
[05:04] ---
Humph!
[05:16] ---
Rossi!
[05:18] ---
Don't mess with that one too much.
[05:39] ---
By the way, Naut...
[05:41] ---
how long will it take us
to get to the royal capital?
[05:43] ---
Are you kidding me?
[05:44] ---
You set out on this journey
without even knowing that?
[05:49] ---
We should reach the royal capital
in about five days if nothing happens.
[05:53] ---
Five days, huh?
[05:54] ---
If we keep going down this path,
we'll reach the Oil Valley by the afternoon.
[05:57] ---
Once we get through that,
we'll reach Munires.
[05:59] ---
That's where we'll be staying tonight.
[06:04] ---
After that, we'll reach the Impaling Stones.
[06:06] ---
That's where we'll be camping out.
[06:07] ---
And then, we'll keep going
until the royal capital comes into view.
[06:10] ---
The Needle Woods surrounding the royal capital
is where we'll run into the most trouble.
[06:15] ---
There are hordes of Yethma hunters
lying in wait there, whom we'll have to evade...
[06:19] ---
or we'll never reach the royal capital.
[06:22] ---
The Needle Woods, huh?
[06:32] ---
Hey, Jess, what are you up to?
[06:34] ---
Right!
[06:36] ---
I thought I'd found an Eternal Butterfly,
so I was chasing after it!
[06:40] ---
What's that now?
[06:41] ---
It's a tiny, beautiful butterfly
that's a sparkly green color.
[06:46] ---
According to legend, if you catch one,
it'll bring you eternal bliss.
[06:51] ---
Don't be deceived
by a moronic legend like that.
[06:54] ---
I knew someone
who insisted that they'd caught one...
[06:57] ---
but they are not the least bit happy.
[07:00] ---
How do you know
that person's not happy?
[07:08] ---
All right...
[07:09] ---
let's get going!
[07:10] ---
Rossi!
[07:17] ---
About the name of this region,
it's said that during the war of the dark ages,
[07:20] ---
the blood of the thousands
of casualties stained the valley...
[07:23] ---
and it looked like there was oil
flowing through it,
[07:26] ---
so it became known as the Oil Valley.
[07:29] ---
The dark ages was the era
when the mages were battling each other, right?
[07:34] ---
That's right.
[07:35] ---
They say that during this era,
[07:37] ---
numerous mages took command
of other races' armies...
[07:40] ---
and vied for supremacy
by waging war over and over.
[07:44] ---
But despite those numbers, everyone was killed...
[07:47] ---
leaving just the one bloodline?
[07:50] ---
What happened to the other mages
on the winning side and the others laying low?
[07:54] ---
I don't know.
[07:56] ---
They might've been executed
by the king's ancestors...
[08:00] ---
since most of the history
preceding the dark ages was lost in a fire...
[08:05] ---
leaving barely any records.
[08:07] ---
Oh, come on!
[08:08] ---
How could that not have been a massacre?
[08:11] ---
Anyone with power is a potential threat
so long as they're alive.
[08:15] ---
If you want to protect yourself...
[08:16] ---
killing off your enemies is the way to go.
[08:18] ---
But if you keep fighting your own kin,
you'll only wipe out your entire race.
[08:23] ---
Meaning that mages were destined
from birth to be annihilated?
[08:33] ---
Wow!
[08:34] ---
It's a bigger town than Kiltyrie!
[08:37] ---
Munires is occupied by soldiers
under the king's command,
[08:41] ---
so it's relatively safe.
[08:43] ---
We'll be lodging here tonight.
[08:47] ---
Hey, Naut!
[08:48] ---
It looks like this town
has a robust transportation system.
[08:52] ---
Wouldn't it be safer to hire a carriage,
not to mention faster?
[08:55] ---
- U-Um—
- You really are clueless, aren't you?
[08:58] ---
In Mesteria, Yethmas are strictly prohibited
by law from riding any kind of vehicle.
[09:03] ---
Not just the Yethma herself,
[09:04] ---
but the person who allows her to ride
is also condemned to death.
[09:06] ---
You have a law like that?
[09:08] ---
B-But for what reason?
[09:10] ---
No reason whatsoever.
So long as it's decreed by the dynasty...
[09:14] ---
the people have no choice but to obey.
[09:16] ---
It seems like there are a lot of other laws
I don't know about.
[09:20] ---
Could you fill me in on those, too,
while you're at it?
[09:30] ---
There are two laws concerning Yethmas.
[09:33] ---
First, the one Mister Naut just mentioned...
[09:37] ---
that Yethmas must not be allowed
to ride in vehicles.
[09:40] ---
In other words, prohibition of transport.
[09:43] ---
The other is...
[09:45] ---
that Yethmas must not be violated.
[09:49] ---
In other words...
[09:51] ---
prohibition of sexual assault.
[09:58] ---
And you're condemned to death
if you break that one, too?
[10:02] ---
Yes.
[10:03] ---
The way you describe it, it sounds
like a law concerning female Yethmas...
[10:07] ---
but what happens if it's a male Yethma?
[10:09] ---
Who says there are any male Yethmas,
you damn swine?
[10:13] ---
Huh?
[10:14] ---
There are only female Yethmas?
[10:17] ---
That's right.
[10:21] ---
Then how do Yethmas...
[10:23] ---
This is beyond stupid. Come on, let's go!
[10:25] ---
It's gonna get dark soon.
[10:27] ---
Hold on, Naut.
[10:28] ---
So, what you did last night
doesn't violate that Yethma law?
[10:33] ---
Shut up!
[10:34] ---
I'm a hunter!
[10:38] ---
Hunters have freedom.
[10:40] ---
We respect the Yethmas' rights,
and we treat them as equals.
[10:44] ---
It doesn't matter if there's a law or not.
[10:46] ---
There are things you should and
shouldn't say even if you're being sarcastic.
[10:49] ---
Sarcastic? What do you mean by that?
[10:52] ---
Go ahead and make fun of me
for what I did last night.
[10:55] ---
But there are times when even a man
needs to vent a little, all right?
[11:00] ---
The reason I let out that pathetic voice
was because I was drunk!
[11:04] ---
Ordinarily, I don't ever shed a single tear!
[11:07] ---
He seems to think I was listening.
[11:11] ---
So, he was crying, then?
[11:17] ---
Hey...
[11:18] ---
I didn't hear what happened in that room.
[11:21] ---
So, I suspected that you might've done
something unsavory to Jess.
[11:26] ---
Sorry.
[11:27] ---
Is that right?
[11:30] ---
Hey, hold up—
[11:31] ---
Our inn's the building with the red roof.
[11:33] ---
Go on ahead.
[11:45] ---
Jess...
[11:48] ---
I'm sorry.
[11:49] ---
I knew I shouldn't have asked.
[11:52] ---
Oh no.
[11:53] ---
I don't mind.
[11:55] ---
But...
[11:57] ---
Mister Naut is probably still...
[11:59] ---
Yeah.
[12:00] ---
I guess he can't forget
the Yethma he lost years ago.
[12:04] ---
No.
[12:06] ---
He has no intention of forgetting her
in the first place.
[12:09] ---
Right.
[12:10] ---
That's exactly why
I brought Naut into the fold.
[12:13] ---
He would destroy any Yethma hunters
even though he owes us nothing.
[12:18] ---
That abnormal fixation of his
on heckripons...
[12:21] ---
is from his single-minded passion for sure.
[12:24] ---
My job is to deliver Jess safely
to the royal capital.
[12:28] ---
I have to use every method
at my disposal toward that end.
[12:32] ---
Thank you very much.
[12:34] ---
For having so much concern for me.
[12:38] ---
Hey! If you keep reading my mind
without my permission...
[12:41] ---
I'm gonna steal a peek
at your underwear!
[12:44] ---
I'm sorry!
[12:45] ---
I can't help overhearing, you know.
[12:49] ---
So, Mister Pig...
[12:50] ---
you can look at my underwear
any time you want!
[12:54] ---
That's not really the point.
[13:08] ---
What happened?
[13:10] ---
How did you get hurt so badly?
[13:11] ---
Oh, shut up!
[13:12] ---
I just got clawed a little by a bear!
[13:15] ---
I'll fix it up myself.
[13:17] ---
That's not a little!
[13:19] ---
Please take a seat there!
I'll go get a rista—
[13:22] ---
Leave me alone!
[13:23] ---
I only came for some bandages.
[13:27] ---
Mister Naut!
[13:28] ---
Mister Naut!
[13:37] ---
Where am I?
[13:38] ---
I see you're awake now.
[13:42] ---
Eise!
[13:45] ---
My wounds...
[13:47] ---
Now, now. Please stay in bed.
[13:51] ---
You even took my clothes!
[13:53] ---
Did I trouble you by doing that?
[13:55] ---
Please try not to overdo it.
[13:57] ---
After all, you still have
a future ahead of you.
[14:00] ---
So, please take care of yourself.
[14:03] ---
I'll be the one to decide
what my future is!
[14:05] ---
It's got nothing to do with you!
[14:09] ---
But...
[14:10] ---
you told me that you'd marry me.
[14:12] ---
Don't you remember?
[14:17] ---
I know about you!
[14:18] ---
You're leaving this town soon, aren't you?
[14:21] ---
There's no Yethma in my future!
[14:25] ---
I thought you'd been avoiding me lately.
[14:28] ---
So, that was the reason?
[14:32] ---
Don't laugh at me!
[14:37] ---
Can you blame me?
[14:41] ---
You don't like the idea of me leaving?
[14:47] ---
Can't you do anything about it?
[14:55] ---
There's just one way.
[14:57] ---
What is it?
[14:58] ---
Tell me.
[15:00] ---
It's simple.
[15:01] ---
When you're full-grown, Mister Naut...
[15:04] ---
you just have to come with me.
[15:11] ---
Honest Feelings Should be Shouted Out Loud
[15:17] ---
Dammit!
[15:36] ---
Hey, Jess...
[15:38] ---
They have a collar on display here, too...
[15:40] ---
but is it some kind of charm?
[15:44] ---
That's a silver crest.
[15:46] ---
When you display a silver crest,
it proves that you're a Yethma protector.
[15:51] ---
That's what it is?
[15:52] ---
You'd think it'd be easy for someone
who steals collars to mimic that.
[15:56] ---
Well, you see...
[15:58] ---
when a Yethma's collar is removed from her body,
it emits magic power and disintegrates.
[16:03] ---
But if it's taken care of
by someone loved by that Yethma...
[16:06] ---
it retains its form.
[16:10] ---
On the other hand, when someone
likely to kill a Yethma approaches...
[16:14] ---
the collar turns black
and eventually vanishes.
[16:17] ---
So, as long as that goes on shining...
[16:19] ---
this inn will be safe.
[16:23] ---
But it could be a fake collar, right?
[16:26] ---
What a nitpicky swine you are!
[16:28] ---
A Yethma can tell at a glance
if it's real or not!
[16:31] ---
Is that true?
[16:32] ---
Yes, it's true.
[16:34] ---
I can see a unique type of light
and hear a faint sound...
[16:38] ---
like someone singing.
[16:40] ---
Tell me.
[16:41] ---
When does a Yethma get a collar put on her?
[16:45] ---
Actually, first of all, where do
these female-only Yethmas come from?
[16:49] ---
You thought you could be a chabirone
without knowing even that?
[16:52] ---
Damn swine!
[16:54] ---
I'll tell you how it is.
[16:55] ---
Yethmas are trained as maids in the royal capital
until around the age of eight...
[17:00] ---
and then they're sold off.
[17:02] ---
Families with authority and money
are the ones that buy Yethmas.
[17:05] ---
When a Yethma is delivered to the buyer...
[17:08] ---
she's already got her collar on.
[17:10] ---
Who her parents are, when she got
her collar, how she was trained...
[17:14] ---
All that is a mystery.
[17:16] ---
Even the Yethmas themselves have
no memory of anything before they were sold.
[17:21] ---
What's up with that?
[17:23] ---
That sounds like...
[17:25] ---
Um...
[17:26] ---
Mister Pig, it's all right.
[17:28] ---
A maid's life isn't really all that bad.
[17:34] ---
I've served House Kiltyrin for a long time,
[17:38] ---
and they paid me wages
and gave me free time, as well.
[17:41] ---
I also got to study...
[17:43] ---
so I think I had quite a fun life.
[17:52] ---
Time to hit the sack.
[17:53] ---
Tomorrow's gonna be another long day.
[18:12] ---
What's up?
[18:13] ---
Let's get to bed now.
[18:15] ---
Mister Pig...
[18:17] ---
Can we talk a little?
[18:20] ---
Well, if it's just a little, then okay.
[18:24] ---
Please come over here.
[18:27] ---
Come on now.
[18:32] ---
So, what is it you want to talk about?
[18:34] ---
It's not like I have anything
particular in mind.
[18:38] ---
Is there something
you'd like to talk to me about?
[18:43] ---
Well, no...
[18:45] ---
I can't think of anything right this second.
[18:48] ---
I see.
[18:50] ---
Then, I'll talk.
[18:53] ---
Um, Mister Pig...
[18:55] ---
Once again, I'd like to...
[18:59] ---
apologize to you.
[19:01] ---
About what?
[19:02] ---
About last night.
[19:04] ---
For feeling so good after drinking that beer
and letting Mister Naut inside my room.
[19:08] ---
I was thinking that...
[19:10] ---
maybe, um, that wasn't a good thing.
[19:13] ---
Hey, I told you not to give it another thought.
[19:17] ---
You'd read Naut's mind and knew
that he wasn't going to harm you.
[19:21] ---
So, there's nothing to be sorry about.
[19:23] ---
Well, but if it makes you sleepy,
[19:26] ---
I think you should go easy
on the liquor next time.
[19:30] ---
Um...
[19:31] ---
How should I put this?
[19:33] ---
You're the one who promised
to share your fate with me, Mister Pig...
[19:38] ---
and yet I let another man into my room.
[19:43] ---
Y-You dummy! Don't get the wrong idea!
[19:45] ---
It's not like I want you to show me
that kind of loyalty!
[19:48] ---
You don't?
[19:50] ---
Of course not!
[19:51] ---
As long as you stay safe...
[19:53] ---
I couldn't care less whom you do what with!
[19:57] ---
Even if something had happened that night
between you and Naut...
[20:00] ---
I wouldn't...
[20:02] ---
Anyway, stop feeling any kind of obligation
to me! I mean, that's actually a burden!
[20:05] ---
I-I'm sorry!
[20:07] ---
Of course it is, right?
[20:09] ---
I guess I was being a bit too full of myself!
[20:12] ---
Forgive me.
[20:15] ---
No! My bad!
[20:17] ---
I was a little too harsh on you.
[20:19] ---
All I wanted to tell you
was that you did nothing wrong at all.
[20:23] ---
I'm happy that you'd be so considerate...
[20:26] ---
but you and I have...
[20:27] ---
you know, a more, like,
frank relationship, I guess.
[20:31] ---
Frank, did you say?
[20:33] ---
That's right!
[20:34] ---
Like, for example, brother and sister!
[20:37] ---
It's only natural for the big brother
to help out his little sister,
[20:40] ---
just like it's only natural for a little sister
to help out her big brother.
[20:44] ---
Right?
[20:44] ---
Nice, huh? Brother and sister?
[20:46] ---
Yes, it is!
[20:48] ---
That might be a lovely relationship
in its own way!
[20:50] ---
Then, we're good, right?
[20:52] ---
So, let's consider that incident settled!
[20:55] ---
Sibling love is wonderful!
[20:56] ---
That's the bottom line!
[20:58] ---
It's getting late!
I'm going to sleep now!
[21:00] ---
Wait.
[21:02] ---
What were you and I
talking about again?
[21:05] ---
No need to ponder!
[21:07] ---
It was just a chat.
[21:09] ---
All right, go to sleep now.
[21:11] ---
We've got a tough journey ahead of us.
[21:12] ---
Okay, good night.
[21:16] ---
Good night...
[21:18] ---
Big Brother.
[21:19] ---
Huh?
[21:37] ---
What's wrong?
[21:40] ---
I can hear a voice.
[21:42] ---
A voice?
[21:43] ---
Yes.
[21:45] ---
Someone named Blaise
has been speaking to me.
[21:50] ---
I can't hear anything.
[21:53] ---
Most likely, she can
only be heard by Yethmas.
[21:56] ---
Would you like to hear her,
too, Mister Pig?
[21:59] ---
Sure.
[22:02] ---
Please save me. I'm begging you.
[22:05] ---
Please save me from this
terrifying darkness. I'm begging you.
[22:15] ---
Please save me. I'm begging you.
[22:18] ---
Please save me from this
terrifying darkness. I'm begging you.
[22:27] ---
Please save me from...
E7 - No Two Flowers are the Same
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[00:04] ---
Please save me. I'm begging you.
[00:07] ---
Please save me from this
terrifying darkness. I'm begging you.
[00:16] ---
Please save me from...
[00:17] ---
Hold up a second!
[00:18] ---
Could you stop it for now?
[00:23] ---
Um, I've got to go save her.
[00:26] ---
Huh?
[00:26] ---
I have to go rescue the owner of this voice.
[00:29] ---
Hold up.
[00:30] ---
Don't be so hasty.
[00:33] ---
For one thing, there's no telling
who might be seeking help, you know.
[00:37] ---
It's too risky!
[00:38] ---
But—
[00:39] ---
Hey, you two...
[00:40] ---
What's going on?
[00:44] ---
Jess...
[00:49] ---
Please save me. I'm begging you.
[00:52] ---
Please save me from this terrifying darkness.
[00:56] ---
I'm begging you...
[00:58] ---
Whose voice is this?
[01:01] ---
It was only audible to me.
[01:03] ---
A Yethma named Blaise is asking for help.
[01:09] ---
Can you tell where she is?
[01:10] ---
Only that it's far off
in the distance, that way.
[01:15] ---
On the outskirts of town, huh?
[01:17] ---
Rossi!
[03:00] ---
Naut, do you have an idea
where she might be?
[03:03] ---
Not by a long shot.
[03:06] ---
Jess...
[03:07] ---
A Yethma's inner voice can be heard
by someone of her own choosing, right?
[03:12] ---
That's right.
[03:13] ---
So, why can't Naut and I hear it directly?
[03:17] ---
If she's seeking help, shouldn't she be trying
to reach as many people as she can?
[03:20] ---
Calling out indiscriminately
could actually put her in danger.
[03:23] ---
There could be
all kinds of reasons for that.
[03:26] ---
Anyway, the important thing is that...
[03:28] ---
there's a Yethma calling for help right now.
[03:31] ---
Jess...
[03:33] ---
Have you tried reaching her yourself?
[03:36] ---
Yes, I did try, but I'm not sure
if I've reached her or not.
[03:43] ---
Listen to me...
[03:44] ---
both of you.
[03:48] ---
That wasn't the voice
of someone calling for help.
[03:51] ---
Huh?
[03:52] ---
An abstract appeal that doesn't even wait
for a reply, on endless loop.
[03:56] ---
It's like she's seeking salvation by praying.
[03:59] ---
Then, isn't that...
[04:01] ---
even more reason to rush to her rescue?
[04:04] ---
Even if...
[04:05] ---
it turns out to be some kind of trap?
[04:11] ---
Someone could be using
this sound of praying...
[04:13] ---
to lure in another Yethma.
[04:17] ---
That's entirely possible.
[04:29] ---
From inside that church?
[04:31] ---
Yes, I think so.
[04:33] ---
That doesn't make sense.
[04:34] ---
I know it doesn't.
[04:37] ---
Mister Pig...
[04:38] ---
Originally, Yethmas were a race
who prayed to the stars.
[04:42] ---
So, we never enter churches.
[04:44] ---
Is that right?
[04:46] ---
Yethmas are forbidden from entering
any holy venue for prayer.
[04:51] ---
If you want to be precise.
[04:56] ---
Right.
[04:57] ---
I'm starting to see it.
[05:24] ---
What could you want at this late hour?
[05:27] ---
Sorry.
[05:29] ---
This one said she could hear a voice
coming from this church.
[05:34] ---
I started hearing the voice
of someone named Blaise...
[05:37] ---
calling for help.
[05:40] ---
Well, that's odd!
[05:42] ---
After all, there's no one here
in this church but me.
[05:45] ---
Is that true?
[05:48] ---
Of course...
[05:50] ---
it's not as though
I've actually patrolled the building.
[05:53] ---
If you need convincing...
[05:55] ---
would you like to check for yourself?
[06:14] ---
You can't come in, you know.
[06:24] ---
I'm sorry, Jess.
[06:26] ---
I promise you, I'll make this work.
[06:30] ---
So...
[06:31] ---
Rossi and I should just charge in
from the front, right?
[06:34] ---
They might as well be holding
a young Yethma girl hostage.
[06:38] ---
It wouldn't do to make any reckless moves.
[06:41] ---
Excuse me!
[06:46] ---
I... have an idea.
[07:01] ---
Huh?
[07:05] ---
That's not the same man as before.
[07:10] ---
This smell... I've smelled it
in the lab at college.
[07:15] ---
Jess! A man with an anesthetic
is coming toward you!
[08:03] ---
Don't worry.
[08:06] ---
I didn't kill him.
[08:08] ---
Jess...
[08:11] ---
I'm sorry I put you in danger!
[08:28] ---
Come on, let's go!
[08:56] ---
Jess...
[08:58] ---
We're going to go save Blaise.
[09:05] ---
Yes. Let's go.
[09:29] ---
Where's the voice coming from?
[09:34] ---
From under the floor.
[09:36] ---
Under the floor?
[10:22] ---
This bloody smell!
[10:36] ---
Just as I thought...
[10:38] ---
it was the stench of blood!
[10:39] ---
If...
[10:41] ---
Jess had been captured
by that guy just now...
[10:54] ---
What are those?
[11:14] ---
Are you Blaise?
[11:20] ---
Hey!
[11:20] ---
Are you all right?
[11:24] ---
A Yethma statue.
[11:26] ---
The reason her inner voice
only reached Jess was because...
[11:30] ---
her prayers were meant
for Yethmas as a concept?
[11:45] ---
We've come to save you.
[11:46] ---
You're safe now.
[11:56] ---
What's that letter?
[11:57] ---
An indictment of all their misdeeds.
[12:00] ---
When we get back to town, I'm going to toss it
into the dynasty's local base.
[12:04] ---
I see.
[12:05] ---
If we'd charged in,
it might've put Jess in danger.
[12:09] ---
Thanks for your warning.
[12:18] ---
We still haven't introduced
ourselves, have we?
[12:20] ---
I'm Naut.
[12:21] ---
This is Rossi.
[12:23] ---
My name is Jess.
[12:25] ---
It's nice to meet you.
[12:27] ---
And this is...
[12:29] ---
Mister Pig.
[12:30] ---
Nice to meet you.
[12:34] ---
Come to think of it, do you have a name?
[12:36] ---
I insist that you call me "Pig"!
[12:38] ---
If I told her my real name...
[12:40] ---
there'd go my chance
of being called "Pig" by a girl!
[12:44] ---
I used to serve...
[12:46] ---
the gravekeepers of Lyubori, House Esse.
[12:49] ---
I am Blaise, a Yethma.
[12:52] ---
She said "used to serve." Meaning...
[12:55] ---
this girl is another Yethma
on her way to the royal capital?
[13:04] ---
Y-You can go into more details tomorrow.
[13:07] ---
Do you think you can walk on your own?
[13:11] ---
All right, then.
[13:12] ---
Let's get going!
[13:24] ---
She's asleep now.
[13:26] ---
Apparently, she was quite exhausted.
[13:28] ---
Is that right?
[13:30] ---
You guys should get some rest, too.
[13:32] ---
We'll be walking all day again today.
[13:53] ---
What's this?
[13:54] ---
You're awake already?
[13:57] ---
Yes.
[13:58] ---
Thank you for all that you did last night.
[14:04] ---
I'm so glad we were able to find you.
[14:07] ---
We never would've noticed you...
[14:09] ---
from where we were
unless you prayed really intently.
[14:19] ---
Not many people could pray
with that much fervor for one thing only.
[14:23] ---
You've got a strong soul.
[14:25] ---
You take care of it.
[14:32] ---
No Two Flowers are the Same
[14:38] ---
Thank you for all that you did for me.
[14:40] ---
I will never forget
how indebted I am to you.
[14:44] ---
Blaise, are you planning
to go to the royal capital on your own?
[14:55] ---
I've thought it over.
[14:57] ---
Is there any way we can take Blaise
with us to the royal capital?
[15:01] ---
I'd also like to ask you to let her come.
[15:06] ---
Having one more person to guard...
[15:08] ---
puts Jess in that much more in danger.
[15:11] ---
Are you okay with that?
[15:13] ---
I'm well aware of the risks.
[15:15] ---
I know we'd be causing you trouble, but...
[15:18] ---
of course I'll do whatever I can, as well.
[15:31] ---
Is that so?
[15:47] ---
I was worried because it seems
like she was being held captive for a while...
[15:50] ---
but on the surface, at least,
Blaise seems to be in good physical condition.
[15:53] ---
Unlike Jess, Blaise is reticent
and doesn't betray any sign of what she's feeling.
[15:58] ---
There's no question that as a race,
[16:00] ---
Yethmas are reserved, both in terms
of speaking style and personality.
[16:04] ---
But that must be due to their social standing.
[16:08] ---
Of course they each have
their own personality.
[16:10] ---
And most importantly...
[16:12] ---
I'd arbitrarily determined that Yethmas
were reserved in terms of breasts, too...
[16:17] ---
but apparently that was a misconception
based on a small sample size.
[16:21] ---
Excuse me...
[16:22] ---
Huh?
[16:24] ---
Both Miss Blaise and I can hear
everything you're thinking.
[16:29] ---
My bad!
[16:30] ---
I should've been more considerate!
[16:32] ---
I feel terrible!
[16:35] ---
That being said...
[16:36] ---
Blaise doesn't seem to be bothered at all.
She's been like this throughout this journey.
[16:42] ---
I have a whole boatload
of questions for her, but...
[16:44] ---
- I don't mind. Really.
- Huh?
[16:47] ---
Go on and gaze at the one you like better.
[16:50] ---
No! You've got it wrong!
[16:52] ---
I'm your chabirone, Jess!
[16:53] ---
From here on in, I swear I'll never gaze
at anyone's breasts but yours!
[16:57] ---
I think I just came off
sounding like a pervert!
[17:02] ---
Please don't give it another thought.
[17:04] ---
After all, here in Mesteria, it stands to reason
that men would prefer the larger ones.
[17:10] ---
And to prove my point, look.
[17:12] ---
That guy...
[17:14] ---
Jess, I don't want you
to get the wrong idea!
[17:16] ---
The reason one's gaze
turns to the larger ones...
[17:19] ---
is the same reason why people tend to look
at sunflowers in bloom since they're taller!
[17:24] ---
Sunflowers, did you say?
[17:26] ---
Even among those who turn their gazes
toward the sunflowers,
[17:29] ---
there are some who actually like
little violets better.
[17:33] ---
Back where I come from, the ones
who preferred violets were the majority.
[17:37] ---
Well, I'm very glad to hear that.
[17:41] ---
Maybe it's a stretch to call it "the majority"...
[17:44] ---
but I'm sure you people can appreciate it!
[17:46] ---
The beauty of the violets
quietly blooming by the side of the road.
[17:52] ---
Brother...
[17:53] ---
There you go. Have an apple.
[17:55] ---
Oink?
[17:56] ---
Since you said we should have the kind
of relationship that siblings have, Mister Pig.
[18:01] ---
Oh, you mean last night?
[18:03] ---
That was just an example, and there's no reason
to address me any differently.
[18:07] ---
Then, you'd rather
I didn't call you "Brother"?
[18:11] ---
N-No!
[18:12] ---
Well...
[18:14] ---
I guess...
[18:15] ---
I'm actually not that averse to it.
[18:19] ---
Here, Brother!
[18:21] ---
Say "Aah!"
[18:22] ---
Aah!
[18:27] ---
You two...
[18:29] ---
What the heck are you doing?
[18:30] ---
Hey, it's not what you think!
[18:32] ---
I'm not a pervert who enjoys being called
"Brother" by a younger, beautiful girl!
[18:37] ---
No, sir!
[18:38] ---
Is that you introducing yourself?
[18:42] ---
You like older sisters,
don't you, Mister Naut?
[18:48] ---
I don't have an older sister!
[18:50] ---
Wait...
[18:51] ---
but last night, in your sleep,
you were calling out "Big Sis" several times.
[18:57] ---
And you were begging
to put your head in her lap, right?
[19:00] ---
But if it wasn't your older sister,
then who were you talking to?
[19:05] ---
Pure curiosity can be so cruel sometimes.
[19:09] ---
Wh-Wh-Who cares who it was?
[19:11] ---
It's not as if the woman
I had a crush on...
[19:12] ---
would coddle me when I called her "Big Sis"
and cradled my head in her lap!
[19:15] ---
Th-That never happened, okay?
[19:18] ---
Is that you introducing yourself?
[19:19] ---
All right, Jess!
[19:21] ---
That's enough of that.
[19:22] ---
Also, since calling me "Brother" seems unhealthy
to me somehow, let's put an end to that, too.
[19:27] ---
Are you sure? I'll be happy to try out as many
different ways of addressing you as you like...
[19:32] ---
so please don't be shy about asking me!
[19:34] ---
Yeah, that would be great!
[19:40] ---
So, this is...
[19:42] ---
Right.
[19:43] ---
The Impaling Stones.
[19:45] ---
During the dark ages, a certain mage...
[19:48] ---
skewered hordes of people on these stones...
[19:52] ---
and that's how it got its name.
[19:55] ---
Well, apparently, there were
strategic implications to that.
[19:58] ---
One was to make the troops lying in ambush
lose their will to fight...
[20:01] ---
and the other was to utilize the birds
milling around the corpses...
[20:05] ---
to detect the enemy's
movements right away.
[20:08] ---
Even a great mage
who was unbeatable in direct combat...
[20:11] ---
was afraid of being taken by surprise, I guess.
[20:13] ---
In a place like this, there's no telling
where the enemy might be lurking, right?
[20:30] ---
I have to say...
[20:31] ---
Naut seems to be way more dependable
than I ever thought.
[20:36] ---
Choosing a route
that's safe from start to finish,
[20:39] ---
the places he picks to rest up,
even the way he secures food for us...
[20:43] ---
There's just no other way
to describe it but "spot on."
[20:45] ---
Making Rossi rest early so he can stand guard
during the night... He has all his bases covered.
[20:57] ---
You should get some sleep while you can.
[21:04] ---
He impressed me
during that incident at the church...
[21:06] ---
and it's not just his physical ability.
[21:09] ---
His leadership skills
are also a sight to see.
[21:12] ---
I guess this means my turn is over now.
[21:16] ---
Not good!
[21:18] ---
I'm Jess's chabirone!
[21:20] ---
I still have yet to...
[21:22] ---
It's not over yet.
[21:25] ---
For someone living
in constant danger of death,
[21:28] ---
she looks so peaceful at rest.
[22:01] ---
Wanna step outside?
[22:24] ---
Tell me.
[22:28] ---
Are you prepared to die?
E8 - Don't Laugh at Someone's Prayers
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[00:06] ---
Tell me.
[00:07] ---
Are you prepared to die?
[00:14] ---
No Yethma who reaches the royal capital
has ever come out again.
[00:18] ---
Same goes for her chabirone.
[00:20] ---
That place is a closed-off, unknown world.
[00:22] ---
No one has any idea what's going on inside.
[00:26] ---
It could be that you're only going there
to be killed.
[00:28] ---
So, do you still want to go
to the royal capital?
[00:33] ---
Oink.
[00:36] ---
All right...
[00:37] ---
then take these.
[00:39] ---
They're the same
as the ones Rossi's wearing.
[00:45] ---
They can control water, create ice
and make changes to the terrain.
[00:56] ---
If there's a lot of water available,
[00:57] ---
you can even create a swamp
that'll trip people up.
[01:00] ---
You need to get a feel
for how to use them.
[01:02] ---
Practice on the way.
[01:11] ---
To be honest...
[01:13] ---
although...
[01:14] ---
I hate Yethma hunters
enough to murder them...
[01:17] ---
I've never actually killed one.
[01:20] ---
Five years ago...
[01:22] ---
when I went to get that collar back...
[01:24] ---
I did no more than...
[01:26] ---
immobilize one weakling
and smash one of his eyes.
[01:30] ---
I was totally outnumbered...
[01:32] ---
and had no other choice but to run.
[01:35] ---
So...
[01:37] ---
the next time...
[01:39] ---
I take on the Yethma hunters...
[01:41] ---
I don't know if you'll be able
to escape to safety.
[01:45] ---
Look, I know you're smart.
[01:50] ---
I want you to use these tools
to come to my aid along with Rossi.
[01:57] ---
Do you have any questions
or something you want to say?
[02:00] ---
Grunt!
[02:13] ---
Worst-case scenario...
[02:15] ---
I might even have to sacrifice you.
[02:21] ---
If that happens, you decide.
[02:27] ---
Whether it'll be you who dies...
[02:29] ---
or Jess who dies.
[02:35] ---
That choice is up to you.
[04:14] ---
Once we've crossed,
we'll be in the Needle Woods.
[04:17] ---
The royal capital is in the center.
[04:30] ---
Are you okay?
[04:44] ---
Please don't mind me.
[05:13] ---
Can you see that red star...
[05:14] ---
in the northern sky?
[05:19] ---
That's the wishing star...
[05:20] ---
Salvia.
[05:22] ---
They say that if you can get your hands
on that star, your wishes will come true.
[05:27] ---
My wishes...
[05:51] ---
That's...
[05:53] ---
the royal capital?
[05:54] ---
Yeah.
[06:00] ---
You guys, have you ever heard about this?
[06:03] ---
The mushrooms that grow around here
start glowing faintly at night.
[06:07] ---
I've heard that before.
[06:09] ---
No one really knows
why they glow, right?
[06:13] ---
No.
[06:14] ---
A local hunter told me why.
[06:20] ---
See, what's glowing is the Yethma blood
that got absorbed by the mushrooms.
[06:26] ---
There's a small village up ahead.
[06:28] ---
We'll be staying at an inn there tonight.
[06:35] ---
Hey...
[06:36] ---
That collar's black.
[06:38] ---
You're right, it is!
[06:40] ---
When it's being tended by someone
who protects the Yethmas, it glitters...
[06:44] ---
but when evil approaches,
the collar turns black.
[06:48] ---
I thought that was how it worked.
[06:50] ---
The Needle Woods
is like a hotbed for Yethma hunters.
[06:53] ---
Starving scoundrels run rampant here,
and scores of Yethmas lose their lives.
[06:58] ---
The air is rife with malevolence
in this area.
[07:01] ---
Something that shade of black
is probably way on the lighter side.
[07:07] ---
You two and...
[07:09] ---
I mean, you three and I
will be going our separate ways tomorrow.
[07:13] ---
Once you enter the royal capital,
you'll never see me again as long as you live.
[07:16] ---
Needless to say,
if you die, that'll be it.
[07:19] ---
I'm going to drink up!
[07:20] ---
You guys order whatever you want.
[07:23] ---
That's the kind of place this inn is.
[07:26] ---
The Last Supper, huh?
[07:29] ---
All right, to prepare for tomorrow—
[07:30] ---
I'm sorry.
[07:33] ---
I...
[07:34] ---
would like to excuse myself and go to bed.
[07:38] ---
I'm fatigued...
[07:40] ---
and have no appetite.
[07:49] ---
Go sleep in our room.
[07:50] ---
Rossi will be close by,
keeping an eye on you.
[08:10] ---
Come on, let's dig in now.
[08:12] ---
Yes!
[08:17] ---
It's delicious!
[08:18] ---
Look, Mister Pig!
[08:20] ---
I think this is quail meat!
[08:22] ---
It's seasoned with salt and herbs,
so here's just a little taste! There!
[08:30] ---
This is amazing!
It's like pricey yakitori!
[08:33] ---
"Yakitori"?
[08:34] ---
Yeah, that's a local dish from my country!
[08:37] ---
Oh, is that right?
[08:38] ---
So, in your country, too...
[08:43] ---
Do you think we can bring this to our room?
[08:48] ---
She said she had no appetite, but I think
this is something that Miss Blaise could—
[08:52] ---
Yeah! She just might be able to eat it!
[09:01] ---
Hey, do you mind?
[09:04] ---
I want to discuss priorities.
[09:07] ---
The way I see it...
[09:08] ---
human or Yethma or whatever...
[09:11] ---
if you have a soul, all lives are equal.
[09:15] ---
But... tomorrow, if it so happens
that we can only save either you or Blaise...
[09:20] ---
only one or the other...
[09:26] ---
then we're going to pick you
without a second thought.
[09:34] ---
Mister Naut...
[09:36] ---
- What are you...
- You just saw for yourself.
[09:38] ---
Right now, she's anguished...
[09:41] ---
and she's barely showing any will to live.
[09:44] ---
But...
[09:46] ---
But you're not like that, Jess!
[09:50] ---
Of course...
[09:51] ---
our top priority is to protect all lives.
[09:54] ---
But if we find ourselves
in a hopeless situation...
[09:56] ---
protecting your life is going to take
precedence over everything else.
[10:03] ---
You can't do that!
[10:05] ---
That would be...
[10:07] ---
That would be too harsh on Miss Blaise!
[10:09] ---
So...
[10:11] ---
Jess...
[10:13] ---
I'm your chabirone, Jess.
[10:17] ---
To protect your life.
[10:19] ---
That's my reason for being here.
[10:23] ---
I'm not sure what it is that I can do.
[10:26] ---
But in my mind...
[10:27] ---
I already have the resolve to do it.
[10:29] ---
Mister P-P-Pig...
[10:37] ---
Oh...
[10:38] ---
I'm so sorry.
[10:40] ---
No one's ever said
such a thing to me before...
[10:44] ---
so I don't know what to do.
[10:47] ---
Just let yourself be happy about it.
I'd like that better than anything.
[10:54] ---
Then, I'll be happy.
[11:04] ---
But... what Mister Naut just said...
[11:09] ---
I'd feel bad for Miss Blaise.
[11:12] ---
I just can't...
[11:20] ---
I once had a dream.
[11:23] ---
To go to the royal capital
as a certain someone's chabirone...
[11:27] ---
and live by her side for the rest of my life.
[11:33] ---
Her bones...
[11:35] ---
are part of these twin swords.
[11:38] ---
If you think that's dumb,
then mock me all you want!
[11:42] ---
But you see...
[11:44] ---
you look so much like her.
[11:50] ---
I want to at least see you safely
to the royal capital.
[11:54] ---
I want you to live the life
that she didn't get to...
[11:57] ---
even if she'd wanted to.
[12:03] ---
Thank you so much, Mister Naut.
[12:13] ---
Of course, I plan
on making it home alive, too.
[12:16] ---
I wouldn't want to make Ceres cry.
[12:19] ---
Right!
[12:21] ---
Let's all survive
to the end of this journey!
[12:31] ---
What are you always up to here, Big Sis?
[12:36] ---
I am praying.
[12:38] ---
To the wishing star.
[12:39] ---
Oh, really?
[12:41] ---
But you know what? I hate that star!
[12:43] ---
Do you really?
[12:45] ---
Even if you tell it what you want,
it never gives you anything!
[12:49] ---
And there's no way to actually get
your hands on a star, is there?
[12:54] ---
That's exactly why I pray.
[12:58] ---
Because I don't believe
it could ever come true...
[13:01] ---
since there's no hope. That's why I pray.
[13:04] ---
No one ever prays for a star within reach.
[13:07] ---
We pray because it's out of reach.
[13:12] ---
And it's while you're praying...
[13:15] ---
that you can forget about everything
and focus on your wish.
[13:26] ---
I hear you're about to turn 16.
[13:29] ---
Yes. I'll be leaving here
and will be heading to the royal capital.
[13:32] ---
I see.
[13:34] ---
Listen.
[13:35] ---
I heard a rumor.
[13:37] ---
They say there is something strange
about the royal capital.
[13:49] ---
Are you going now?
[13:50] ---
Yes.
[13:51] ---
So, I'm never seeing you again.
[13:55] ---
One last thing before I go.
[13:58] ---
When you find yourself at a loss...
[14:02] ---
you should search for a star to guide you.
[14:06] ---
Salvia is a wishing star
precisely because it's far off in the northern sky.
[14:12] ---
When you've lost your way, the wishing star
will show you the direction to take.
[14:17] ---
And in the same way,
when you've lost sight of how to live...
[14:22] ---
you should search
for a wishing star of your own.
[14:27] ---
Right, I see.
[14:38] ---
I'd lost hope long ago.
[14:41] ---
I already knew from the start.
[14:46] ---
On my journey...
[14:48] ---
I was always walking
with my back to the wishing star.
[15:04] ---
That's right.
[15:07] ---
I'd known all along
that this was going to happen.
[15:12] ---
Over and over... Over and over...
[15:15] ---
Terrible things were done to me.
[15:18] ---
Throughout it all...
[15:20] ---
over and over, over and over,
I continued to pray.
[15:28] ---
After they'd brought me to Munires...
[15:31] ---
I was unable to see the star
while I was in the dungeon.
[15:34] ---
And yet I prayed.
[15:37] ---
I knew no one would come to rescue me.
[15:40] ---
But in order not to get swallowed up
by my fears...
[15:43] ---
in order not to get crushed by despair...
[15:45] ---
I continued to pray.
[15:50] ---
And then...
[15:52] ---
you all appeared before me.
[15:55] ---
Mister Naut...
[15:57] ---
opened the cage and held me close.
[16:01] ---
That was the first time...
[16:04] ---
I'd ever been held so tightly.
[16:09] ---
I...
[16:11] ---
no longer have the strength
to keep holding onto hope.
[16:16] ---
But...
[16:19] ---
surely, those people...
[16:26] ---
Noble Pig...
[16:27] ---
Noble Pig...
[16:29] ---
Could you please wake up?
[16:36] ---
What's going on?
[16:38] ---
I'd like to talk to you.
[16:45] ---
I'm sorry to disturb you
when you were at rest.
[16:48] ---
No, it's all good.
I'm used to this kind of scenario.
[16:52] ---
So, what's on your mind?
[16:54] ---
You can tell me anything.
[16:57] ---
Wh-Wh-What's this?
[16:59] ---
Please forgive me for being rude.
[17:02] ---
But it's a bit cold out here.
[17:05] ---
I see. Gotcha.
[17:09] ---
Noble Pig...
[17:10] ---
You've come here
from another world, right?
[17:13] ---
Well, I guess so.
[17:15] ---
I came from a world
that's totally different than this one.
[17:18] ---
If you don't mind,
could you tell me about that world?
[17:23] ---
Oh, is that all?
[17:25] ---
Fine.
[17:26] ---
What do you want me to talk about, then?
[17:30] ---
Is it true that in your world...
[17:32] ---
women with small breasts are preferred?
[17:37] ---
My bad! I mean, I...
[17:39] ---
It's true that I prefer small ones.
[17:42] ---
But not really.
[17:43] ---
I'm sure...
[17:45] ---
that no one ever tempts men
because her breasts happen to be large.
[17:53] ---
Yeah, that's true!
[17:55] ---
No one!
[17:56] ---
Most guys probably
wouldn't give you a second look.
[17:59] ---
Is that right?
[18:00] ---
So, such a world exists?
[18:04] ---
When I die tomorrow...
[18:06] ---
if only I could be reborn into that world,
nothing would make me happier.
[18:10] ---
Don't talk like that. It's bad luck.
[18:13] ---
You shouldn't just give up all hope.
[18:15] ---
The household I used to serve...
[18:18] ---
was a family of gravekeepers.
[18:20] ---
"There must be another world
beyond all those stars."
[18:25] ---
That thought would cross my mind.
[18:28] ---
So...
[18:29] ---
since you came here
from beyond the stars, Noble Pig...
[18:32] ---
I'd like you to hear my final prayer.
[18:40] ---
Please look at this.
[18:44] ---
What's that?
[18:46] ---
In the basement of that church...
[18:48] ---
they removed...
[18:50] ---
my internal organs.
[18:51] ---
What?
[18:53] ---
By the time you all came to my rescue...
[18:57] ---
it was already too late.
[19:03] ---
Let's go talk to Naut and Jess!
[19:05] ---
There might be a way to fix you!
[19:08] ---
Please don't tell them about this.
[19:11] ---
Mister Naut is such a kind person...
[19:15] ---
so he's sure to put himself into danger
trying to save my life.
[19:20] ---
But if we use a black rista—
[19:21] ---
To heal someone with a black rista, you must
absolutely have an attachment to that person.
[19:27] ---
You wouldn't be able to heal me.
[19:30] ---
I don't need to make it
to the royal capital.
[19:34] ---
I'm offering my life to you and Miss Jess.
[19:39] ---
What are you...
[19:42] ---
Death will be my salvation.
[19:47] ---
I happened to be born a Yethma...
[19:51] ---
and with this body,
with this face, with this voice...
[19:55] ---
I ended up tempting
everyone around me, so I'm to blame.
[19:59] ---
You're wrong about that! Of course the people
who exploit the Yethmas are the ones to blame!
[20:08] ---
So, that's how people see it
in your world, Noble Pig.
[20:11] ---
Darn right!
[20:13] ---
When I die...
[20:15] ---
please take me to your world, Noble Pig.
[20:18] ---
That is my...
[20:20] ---
final wish.
[20:24] ---
I got here without praying.
[20:27] ---
There's no reason you couldn't make it over there
when you've been praying all long.
[20:32] ---
You can reincarnate yourself
into my world for sure!
[20:36] ---
Thank you very much.
[20:47] ---
Let's head back now.
[20:49] ---
It would be too risky to be away
from our room for too long.
[20:55] ---
Please wait.
[20:57] ---
Just one more thing.
[21:00] ---
When I was working
as a gravekeeper...
[21:03] ---
I once heard something strange.
[21:06] ---
Something strange?
[21:10] ---
I was told that the royal capital
has no entrance.
[21:13] ---
Huh?
[21:14] ---
That's why...
[21:16] ---
all Yethmas end up dying
in the Needle Woods.
[21:19] ---
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[21:21] ---
Then, what was the point
of us risking everything to...
[21:24] ---
Apparently, there is a way to enter.
[21:27] ---
Not that a Yethma who entered the royal capital
has ever appeared outside of it.
[21:32] ---
Even so, somewhere along the way,
[21:34] ---
people started hearing this rumor
about the way to get inside the royal capital.
[21:40] ---
What is it?
[21:41] ---
"Appeal to the king."
[21:43] ---
Don't Laugh
at Someone's Prayers
[21:48] ---
Is that all?
[21:50] ---
Yes.
[21:52] ---
There's only one way for a Yethma
to enter the royal capital.
[21:55] ---
I'm told it's to appeal to the king.
[21:58] ---
Does that mean you have to shout
toward the royal capital?
[22:01] ---
I don't know.
[22:02] ---
But...
[22:04] ---
I thought that if this could help you
in some small way...
[22:10] ---
Please.
[22:11] ---
Please, I beg of you.
[22:16] ---
No matter what...
[22:18] ---
I want you all to live...
[22:20] ---
and to find happiness.
E9 - Live and Go Set Your Feet on that Ground
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[00:11] ---
There's no time to lose.
[00:12] ---
Hey.
[00:14] ---
It says that a rista dealer
was captured at House Kiltyrin...
[00:18] ---
but are you guys behind that?
[00:25] ---
Yes. He came after me, um...
[00:28] ---
to attack me.
[00:30] ---
Was there a huge man with him?
[00:34] ---
No.
[00:35] ---
If I remember correctly, he was alone.
[00:39] ---
I see.
[00:41] ---
Let's get going, Naut.
[00:44] ---
The sun's starting to rise.
[00:46] ---
Yeah.
[02:19] ---
I can see you're taking no chances.
[02:22] ---
Yeah. I got these
at that shop we were just at.
[02:25] ---
Better than nothing, right?
[02:33] ---
You can stay the way you are.
[02:35] ---
Since it's better to make them let
their guard down, thinking you're just a pig.
[02:42] ---
Haste makes waste, you know.
[02:45] ---
But Blaise is...
[02:47] ---
Is something the matter with Miss Blaise?
[02:50] ---
No, see, we were talking
about how dark the woods are,
[02:53] ---
so we should get moving
while the sun's out.
[02:57] ---
Oh, I see.
[02:59] ---
When did you and Blaise
discuss that?
[03:03] ---
In the middle of the night.
[03:04] ---
I'd just opened my eyes...
[03:06] ---
and Blaise happened to be awake, too.
[03:11] ---
Hold onto these.
[03:15] ---
What are those?
[03:16] ---
I'll tell you how to use them while we walk.
[03:19] ---
A-All right.
[03:21] ---
Come on.
[04:05] ---
What's been bugging you?
[04:08] ---
I'm checking out the soil and plants
to pick out a spot with a lot of moisture.
[04:17] ---
Walnut?
[04:19] ---
There are lots of those near swamps.
[04:21] ---
Unless we're near the water,
those anklets will be useless.
[04:27] ---
Ah...
[04:58] ---
Dammit!
[05:03] ---
Hide!
[05:07] ---
Jess! Blaise!
[05:08] ---
This way!
[05:17] ---
Rossi!
[05:19] ---
Did you get him?
[05:27] ---
More will be coming.
[05:54] ---
A pig!
[05:55] ---
What do you want?
[05:57] ---
Are you one of us?
[05:58] ---
What are you doing with that pig?
[06:03] ---
It's my emergency rations.
[06:04] ---
Huh?
[06:06] ---
You're hunting with a pig in tow?
[06:11] ---
That's not your pig, is it now?
[06:13] ---
Hey!
[06:14] ---
The Yethma we've been searching for
should be around here!
[06:18] ---
Hey...
[06:19] ---
These guys...
[06:20] ---
Yeah.
[06:27] ---
Thanks for before.
[06:31] ---
Where's the Yethma?
[06:33] ---
She's nearby, isn't she?
[06:37] ---
Dammit!
[06:39] ---
I've got to do something!
[06:41] ---
I'm here!
[06:47] ---
Miss Blaise!
[06:58] ---
What?
[07:02] ---
Blaise...
[07:05] ---
I knew you were here.
[07:07] ---
What are you doing, Jess?
[07:09] ---
Go back!
[07:13] ---
That's right.
[07:15] ---
I'm you, Miss Jess.
[07:17] ---
Whatever you do, please call me that.
[07:22] ---
All right, good girl.
[07:24] ---
Come over here.
[07:29] ---
When you get a chance,
please escape with Miss Jess.
[07:32] ---
I can't do that.
[07:34] ---
Huh...
[07:35] ---
That's a fine one you've got there.
[07:38] ---
I think the boss might like her.
[07:41] ---
Boss?
[08:01] ---
Boss, we found her!
[08:03] ---
The Yethma traveling with a pig.
[08:07] ---
Good job!
[08:19] ---
That guy...
[08:21] ---
No way!
[08:45] ---
I've been looking for you...
[08:47] ---
little Yethma girl.
[08:55] ---
Here, of all places!
[08:57] ---
No question!
[08:59] ---
That's the guy who pushed
for Jess's assassination in Kiltyrie!
[09:05] ---
So, this is the Yethma
from House Kiltyrin, huh?
[09:09] ---
Quite a fine one, wouldn't you say?
[09:12] ---
- Hey, you bastard!
- Huh?
[09:15] ---
Don't you dare put your filthy hands on her!
[09:18] ---
What's wrong, boy?
[09:20] ---
Is she your woman?
[09:22] ---
Even if it means sacrificing myself,
I swear you're the one guy I'm gonna kill!
[09:28] ---
I'll give you credit
for your grit.
[09:30] ---
But...
[09:31] ---
you need to learn
to read the situation you're in.
[09:36] ---
Five years ago...
[09:38] ---
Don't you remember the kid
who stole that collar from you guys?
[09:47] ---
Listen up, Pig.
[09:49] ---
We'll start by getting rid
of the guy behind me.
[09:52] ---
Right.
[09:53] ---
So, you're that boy from back then?
[09:55] ---
Just look how you've grown!
[09:58] ---
How?
[09:59] ---
Those arrows will give us trouble.
[10:01] ---
Use the anklets
to divert the enemy's attention.
[10:04] ---
Then...
[10:05] ---
we can take on the scrubs
in the back for sure.
[10:10] ---
What about Blaise?
[10:11] ---
They wouldn't be too quick to kill a Yethma.
[10:15] ---
Because there are things they can't do
unless she's alive.
[10:20] ---
I don't know if I can pull it off.
[10:22] ---
If you don't, we're all just going to die.
[10:25] ---
I trust you.
[10:29] ---
If it works, run to your left!
[10:31] ---
We'll regroup behind that big tree.
[10:36] ---
Hey...
[10:38] ---
Why'd you clam up all of a sudden?
[10:40] ---
You're scared, maybe?
[10:48] ---
Now!
[11:17] ---
You've got a lot of nerve!
[11:21] ---
It worked, huh?
[11:23] ---
Uh, yeah.
[11:30] ---
Hey!
[11:32] ---
After you just showed us what you're made of,
are you running off again?
[11:36] ---
Well, no matter.
[11:50] ---
Just sit tight there
and watch us toy with this Yethma!
[11:55] ---
Pig, when I make a move,
you run to Jess.
[11:59] ---
You find a way to escape
while I'm fighting them!
[12:02] ---
No...
[12:03] ---
but...
[12:05] ---
That's right.
[12:07] ---
That Yethma back then...
[12:08] ---
Now she was what you call quality goods!
[12:23] ---
We were so reluctant to kill her...
[12:25] ---
I think we toyed with her for three days
before beheading her.
[12:38] ---
Come to think of it, boy...
[12:40] ---
you made off with not only that collar,
but that Yethma's bones, as well.
[12:45] ---
Still treasuring them?
[12:50] ---
The thing about that Yethma...
[12:52] ---
No matter what was done to her,
she was clearheaded until she died.
[12:57] ---
At the very end, she even started
sobbing and begging for her life.
[13:06] ---
But...
[13:07] ---
what about this Yethma?
[13:33] ---
She's already been gutted?
[13:34] ---
What a fraud, boy!
[13:50] ---
So, that's what this is about.
[13:54] ---
Huh!
[13:59] ---
Pig, you stick to our priorities!
[14:02] ---
What?
[14:07] ---
Get going!
[14:10] ---
Blaise, stay crouched down
where you are!
[14:17] ---
Crap!
[14:45] ---
Damn!
[14:58] ---
Ice and fire, huh?
[15:00] ---
Insolent moves if I ever saw any!
[15:02] ---
Hey, Pig. Did you manage to join Jess?
[15:05] ---
Yeah! We're good!
[15:07] ---
Is that right?
[15:09] ---
Then, make a run for it when you can!
[15:11] ---
Rossi and I will find a way to save Blaise!
[15:15] ---
What's wrong?
[15:17] ---
Didn't you swear to kill me
if no one else?
[15:43] ---
Blaise, get on Rossi!
[15:53] ---
Get out of here now!
[15:54] ---
Outta my way!
[16:03] ---
Sorry to disappoint you!
[16:20] ---
What's going on?
[16:22] ---
Did it work?
[16:24] ---
Yes, that was the perfect spot.
[16:26] ---
I'm going to go save Blaise!
[16:28] ---
All right. I'm going to go back
to where I was...
[16:32] ---
and wait for you all.
[16:38] ---
Dammit!
[16:39] ---
What the hell was that?
[16:41] ---
Blaise!
[16:43] ---
Is that you, Pig?
[16:44] ---
Come on, Blaise! Get on me now!
[17:01] ---
Just as I thought,
you're not just some pig.
[17:04] ---
Get on me now!
[17:24] ---
Mister Pig! Miss Blaise!
[17:29] ---
Jess!
[17:31] ---
Thank goodness!
[17:33] ---
I'm so glad...
[17:39] ---
you're both...
[17:40] ---
safe!
[18:19] ---
Blaise...
[18:22] ---
I'd lost hope long ago.
[18:25] ---
I already knew from the start.
[18:27] ---
On my journey, I was always walking
with my back to the wishing star.
[18:34] ---
Can you see that red star...
[18:36] ---
in the northern sky?
[18:40] ---
That's the wishing star...
[18:41] ---
Salvia.
[18:44] ---
They say that if you can get your hands
on that star, your wishes will come true.
[18:48] ---
My wishes...
[19:00] ---
Are you going now?
[19:01] ---
Yes.
[19:03] ---
So, I'm never seeing you again.
[19:06] ---
One last thing before I go.
[19:10] ---
When you find yourself at a loss...
[19:13] ---
you should search for a star to guide you.
[19:17] ---
Salvia is a wishing star
precisely because it's far off in the northern sky.
[19:23] ---
When you've lost your way, the wishing star
will show you the direction to take.
[19:29] ---
And in the same way,
when you've lost sight of how to live...
[19:33] ---
you should search
for a wishing star of your own.
[19:38] ---
Right, I see.
[19:50] ---
Live and Go Set Your Feet
on that Ground
[19:53] ---
Miss Blaise!
[19:59] ---
There's one more Yethma, huh?
[20:06] ---
Dammit, you should've died!
[20:11] ---
Mister Pig!
[20:17] ---
Is that her?
[20:18] ---
After all you did to hide her! Too bad!
[20:27] ---
Die!
[20:33] ---
Dammit!
[20:46] ---
Blaise! Hey! Stay with us!
[20:54] ---
Thank you...
[20:57] ---
very much.
[21:01] ---
Miss Blaise...
[21:03] ---
Noble Pig...
[21:06] ---
Promise me...
[21:08] ---
that Miss Jess will...
[21:19] ---
Blaise!
[21:24] ---
Blaise...
[21:26] ---
Don't mess with me, dammit!
[21:29] ---
Pig! Get out of here now!
[21:37] ---
Death will be my salvation.
[21:39] ---
When I die...
[21:41] ---
please take me to your world, Noble Pig.
[21:44] ---
That is my...
[21:46] ---
final wish.
[21:53] ---
Hurry the hell up!
[21:59] ---
No matter what...
[22:01] ---
I want you all to live...
[22:03] ---
and to find happiness.
[22:07] ---
Come on, Jess!
[22:18] ---
Huh.
[22:21] ---
Whatever you do...
[22:23] ---
don't die!
[22:25] ---
You neither, okay?
E10 - There's Always a Reason Why Things Are the Way They Are
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[00:07] ---
Hey, Naut and Rossi should be fine.
[00:10] ---
R-Right.
[00:13] ---
I'm sure they are...
[00:16] ---
Blaise was...
[00:18] ---
planning to do that from the start.
[00:21] ---
She knew she had no hope of surviving.
[00:24] ---
Even so, she tried to be useful to us.
[00:27] ---
But if only I'd been paying
closer attention to her...
[00:31] ---
You're wrong about that.
[00:33] ---
Blaise died because I let my guard down.
[00:36] ---
That can't be!
[00:38] ---
So, I'm not making the same mistake again.
[00:40] ---
I'm taking you to the royal capital,
whatever it takes!
[00:46] ---
Let's...
[00:48] ---
enter the royal capital together,
no matter what.
[00:52] ---
There's something
I want you to promise me.
[00:56] ---
What is it?
[00:57] ---
Being a pig, I wouldn't be allowed
to enter the royal capital without you.
[01:01] ---
But you should be able
to get in on your own.
[01:05] ---
If anything happens to me, you keep
heading straight for the royal capital.
[01:09] ---
Got that?
[01:12] ---
Mister Pig...
[01:14] ---
I...
[01:16] ---
Without you, I...
[01:18] ---
just can't...
[01:22] ---
We've been putting our lives on the line
to get you safely to the royal capital!
[01:28] ---
It's your duty to live up to that!
[01:31] ---
So, I want you to have the resolve
to reach the royal capital, no matter what!
[01:35] ---
Even if...
[01:36] ---
you end up alone.
[01:40] ---
All right.
[01:40] ---
There's Always a Reason
Why Things Are the Way They Are
[03:20] ---
If we were to run into any Yethma hunters...
[03:24] ---
the only things I could use...
[03:25] ---
are these anklets, and...
[03:30] ---
You can activate all three of them
by pulling those pins and snapping them.
[03:34] ---
The one with the red rista
embedded in it is a bomb.
[03:37] ---
It doesn't have the widest range,
but it's potent enough.
[03:40] ---
The yellow one is a sielter.
[03:41] ---
Use it when you want to hide.
[03:43] ---
It'll look like a rock.
[03:45] ---
The green one is a wolf call
that summons wolves inaudibly to humans.
[03:50] ---
Activate it, and some irritable wolves
will show up.
[03:56] ---
How long before the wolves get here?
[03:59] ---
I don't know.
[04:00] ---
But here in the Needle Woods,
there's no way that they wouldn't show up.
[04:05] ---
You can use the sielter to hide.
[04:08] ---
If you're lucky, the wolves
will chase off the Yethma hunters.
[04:11] ---
At least, they might.
[04:14] ---
Not the most user-friendly tools, are they?
[04:17] ---
Ideally, you wouldn't have to use them at all.
[04:21] ---
But if it ever comes to it...
[04:23] ---
think hard before you use them.
[04:26] ---
This is it.
[04:28] ---
The entrance...
[04:30] ---
Where do you think it is?
[04:32] ---
Blaise said to appeal to the king.
[04:37] ---
Luckily, there don't seem to be
any Yethma hunters nearby.
[04:41] ---
Jess, it probably won't work,
[04:43] ---
but try shouting the words
"Please let me in" toward the cliff.
[04:46] ---
If it doesn't work,
we'll move on right away.
[04:52] ---
Please let me in!
[05:00] ---
It looks like I was wrong.
[05:02] ---
Oh, well. Let's go.
[05:04] ---
Right.
[05:10] ---
Please let me in!
[05:18] ---
No good yet again, huh?
[05:20] ---
Let's go.
[05:26] ---
Where the heck...
[05:27] ---
is that entrance?
[05:38] ---
How about riding me again?
[05:41] ---
No.
[05:42] ---
I can still walk.
[05:43] ---
Not only don't we have a clue
where the entrance is,
[05:46] ---
we also don't know
when we'll come under attack again.
[05:49] ---
We're going to need some stamina
if that happens, right?
[05:52] ---
So, come on, get on me.
[06:00] ---
Understood.
[06:13] ---
Mister Pig...
[06:14] ---
Let's talk about something.
[06:17] ---
Yeah, let's do that.
[06:19] ---
Then, tell me about your
first love, Mister Pig.
[06:48] ---
It looks like someone's there.
[06:54] ---
Young lady!
[06:56] ---
No use trying to escape!
[06:58] ---
Just come out here like a good girl!
[07:00] ---
Don't move, Jess!
Is that wound deep?
[07:03] ---
No.
[07:04] ---
I'm all right.
[07:08] ---
Is that guy alone?
[07:10] ---
How can I give Jess a chance to escape?
[07:12] ---
Compose yourself and think!
[07:14] ---
Excuse me...
[07:15] ---
but I'm okay.
[07:17] ---
Please run, Mister Pig.
[07:19] ---
Don't be ridiculous!
[07:20] ---
This time, I'm gonna protect you!
[07:22] ---
I...
[07:24] ---
really enjoyed myself.
[07:26] ---
So...
[07:27] ---
There's no way I'd abandon you, Jess!
[07:30] ---
Not in a million years!
[07:32] ---
Whatever you do...
[07:33] ---
don't sound like you've given up!
[07:39] ---
Is someone else there?
[07:41] ---
Whisper all you want,
but it's not gonna get you anywhere!
[07:43] ---
See, that arrow...
[07:45] ---
I've applied poison to it!
[07:50] ---
You're not going to survive!
[07:52] ---
If you have any friends nearby,
I'd be happy to let them off!
[07:59] ---
There's no scent of poison.
[08:01] ---
He's bluffing!
[08:03] ---
He's just checking to see
if any allies are lurking around!
[08:06] ---
Don't you answer him!
[08:09] ---
I'm only after you, young lady!
[08:11] ---
I'm coming over...
[08:13] ---
all right?
[08:20] ---
No good, huh?
[08:22] ---
Jess...
[08:26] ---
Hey, you're up to something, aren't you?
[08:28] ---
Not good.
[08:30] ---
I'm on my own,
so I can't have you resisting me.
[08:38] ---
I see.
[08:39] ---
So, he's got no reason to hurry
when he's up against a wounded Yethma.
[08:46] ---
Dammit! So, there's another one!
[08:50] ---
Jess, give me the red ball.
[08:55] ---
There's another enemy in hiding!
[08:57] ---
But they're still wary of us
possibly having more allies on our side!
[09:03] ---
Let's use that against them!
[09:05] ---
Start off by calling out
as if a friend's nearby!
[09:14] ---
Mister Naut, no!
[09:15] ---
You mustn't come here!
[09:19] ---
All right! Activate the wolf call!
[09:23] ---
I knew there was someone nearby.
[09:26] ---
All that whispering
made me suspect as much.
[09:44] ---
Ugh!
[09:45] ---
Can you believe that sound?
[09:48] ---
Mister Pig?
[09:50] ---
I'm fine.
[09:51] ---
R-Right.
[09:53] ---
It's no use! Naut or whatever...
[09:55] ---
there's no saving that Yethma!
[09:58] ---
The poison's circulating
throughout her body even as we speak!
[10:02] ---
I'm going to create a diversion!
[10:04] ---
Jess, you take advantage
and run as far away as you can!
[10:07] ---
But what about you, Mister Pig?
[10:09] ---
Don't worry! I'll be right behind you.
[10:24] ---
Oh, crap—
[10:32] ---
What the hell? A boar?
[10:37] ---
Will that do?
[10:50] ---
Jess, do you think you can retreat?
[10:52] ---
Yes!
[10:53] ---
Somehow.
[10:54] ---
Okay!
[10:55] ---
Keep moving as far away as you can
and hide in the sielter!
[11:17] ---
What was that?
[11:18] ---
We're splitting up!
[11:19] ---
Gotcha!
[11:50] ---
There, huh?
[11:52] ---
Just come on out!
[11:55] ---
I've got to hold him off
so Jess can run away.
[12:01] ---
These nuts are...
[12:03] ---
Come out right now!
[12:05] ---
I don't wanna get rough with you!
[12:06] ---
Like I'd fall for that.
[12:14] ---
Huh? What is this?
[12:16] ---
Sure I will!
[12:28] ---
Hey! What's wrong?
[12:38] ---
Where the hell are you hiding?
[12:45] ---
Damn!
[12:47] ---
Hey, you're all right?
[12:48] ---
Mister Pig!
[12:49] ---
Please save me!
[12:51] ---
Don't tell me there's another Yethma hunter!
[12:55] ---
Jess, where are you?
[13:00] ---
Hey...
[13:02] ---
No way!
[13:11] ---
Jess...
[13:12] ---
Please...
[13:20] ---
Please don't say a word.
[13:32] ---
You dummy!
[13:33] ---
Now I can't distract the enemy!
[13:36] ---
What if they find you?
[13:39] ---
You're the dummy, Mister Pig.
[13:42] ---
If I'd gone into the sielter alone...
[13:45] ---
what were you going to do
when the wolves showed up?
[13:49] ---
What would I do? Of course I'd...
[13:53] ---
Hey, get up! Wolves!
[13:55] ---
Dammit!
[13:56] ---
Run!
[14:01] ---
See? If you'd been outside,
just think what would've become of you.
[14:05] ---
That's true. I owe you one.
[14:09] ---
But that's just hindsight!
[14:11] ---
We're still in danger, you know!
[14:13] ---
Who knows when the wolves might come back?
[14:16] ---
It would've been safer for me
to distract those men and the wolves!
[14:20] ---
It would be pointless for me
to be the only one to survive.
[14:23] ---
It has to be you and me, Mister Pig.
[14:25] ---
How many times do I have to tell you?
[14:28] ---
Look, Jess, the truth is,
you don't want to die, right?
[14:32] ---
So, look out for yourself better!
[14:37] ---
It's all right for you to be more selfish!
[14:40] ---
I've already been selfish enough.
[14:43] ---
That's not true!
[14:45] ---
When have you ever been
the least bit selfish?
[14:53] ---
By not wanting you to ever die, Mister Pig.
[15:06] ---
I can't even stroke your head...
[15:08] ---
with these pig feet after all.
[15:12] ---
I'm happy enough
just knowing you feel that way.
[15:16] ---
Don't read my mind!
[15:18] ---
I'm sorry.
[15:35] ---
I think it's safe for us to come out.
[15:40] ---
Are you okay?
[15:42] ---
Yes, more or less.
[15:44] ---
How about you, Mister Pig?
[15:47] ---
Yeah.
[15:48] ---
I'm much better now.
[15:50] ---
Let's go.
[15:51] ---
Right.
[16:04] ---
Um, Mister Pig...
[16:10] ---
I've never had someone
stay so close to me before.
[16:15] ---
Stop. Don't put up any death flags.
[16:18] ---
I was truly happy.
[16:22] ---
I just wanted to let you know that.
[16:27] ---
Are you all right?
[16:31] ---
Yes.
[16:36] ---
Let's take a break here for now.
[16:39] ---
There's no end to this.
[16:44] ---
Mister Pig, are you happy right now?
[16:49] ---
No.
[16:50] ---
I wouldn't call myself happy.
[16:52] ---
Because I still don't think
I've truly made you happy yet.
[16:57] ---
Oh no, I...
[16:59] ---
Well, but even if I were to die right now,
I wouldn't have any regrets.
[17:03] ---
Having a beautiful young girl
press her breasts against me...
[17:05] ---
That's something I never would've experienced
leading a normal life!
[17:08] ---
So, being a pig isn't all bad!
[17:10] ---
If that's all you need...
[17:12] ---
Hold up, that was a virgin joke.
[17:26] ---
If...
[17:29] ---
If you were reincarnated,
what would you want to be?
[17:34] ---
Well, a human.
[17:37] ---
But other than that, maybe a dog.
[17:40] ---
Getting all that praise
just for fetching a ball! I'm a little envious.
[17:46] ---
What a funny reason that is!
[17:49] ---
What do you want to be, Jess?
[17:51] ---
Let's see.
[17:54] ---
I guess maybe a pig.
[17:56] ---
Does even Jess have a unique fetish
that makes her long to be called a "sow"?
[18:01] ---
Oh no, I don't mean it that way.
[18:05] ---
If you don't manage to turn
back into a human, Mister Pig...
[18:09] ---
then...
[18:13] ---
Mister Pig, there's something
I have to tell you.
[18:24] ---
A heckripon?
[18:29] ---
You're sure they're harmless?
[18:32] ---
Yes.
[18:33] ---
Heckripons don't do anything.
[18:36] ---
They're weird creatures for sure.
[18:39] ---
We didn't have them where I come from—
[18:42] ---
Huh?
[18:43] ---
I'm told that they suddenly
increased their numbers...
[18:45] ---
after the end of the dark ages.
[18:46] ---
They only bring misfortune.
[18:47] ---
Although it's only been in the last few years
that people started saying that.
[18:50] ---
Did a bunch of heckripons gather
or something before that incident?
[18:53] ---
There are two laws concerning Yethmas.
[18:56] ---
Appeal to the king.
[19:00] ---
Hey, Jess...
[19:01] ---
so you really believe
that heckripons don't do anything?
[19:08] ---
But the truth is...
[19:09] ---
heckripons are doing a certain thing.
[19:12] ---
I think that one must be watching us.
[19:14] ---
Well, I agree, but...
[19:17] ---
Listen, Jess.
[19:19] ---
The animals here in Mesteria
also exist in the world I come from.
[19:24] ---
The only exception being heckripons.
[19:31] ---
Living creatures interact
in complex ways to survive.
[19:35] ---
The ecosystem is built
on that delicate balance.
[19:40] ---
Having an oddball creature like that
in the mix just doesn't make sense.
[19:46] ---
Which leads me to speculate...
[19:49] ---
that heckripons were actually brought in
from outside the ecosystem around the dark ages.
[19:54] ---
That they were created by a mage.
[19:57] ---
But for what reason?
[20:00] ---
In order to see.
[20:01] ---
Meaning, for surveillance.
[20:03] ---
Some time before the convent
at Baptsaze burned down,
[20:06] ---
there was a surge in heckripons in the
surrounding area. That's what Ceres told us.
[20:12] ---
Don't you think it's weird that a stone building
could be burned into nothingness?
[20:16] ---
But if a mage watching through the eyes
of the heckripons did it
[20:20] ---
to punish people for hiding Yethmas,
then yeah, that makes sense!
[20:24] ---
Why would they do that?
[20:26] ---
In this country, it's prohibited by law...
[20:29] ---
to transport or sexually assault
Yethmas, right?
[20:31] ---
Isn't that because they're afraid that some Yethmas
might escape surveillance or increase in number?
[20:38] ---
They need Yethmas
to either reach the royal capital...
[20:42] ---
or else die when they turn 16.
[20:44] ---
That's why they created this system!
I can't think of any other reason!
[20:48] ---
But we haven't done anything wrong!
[20:52] ---
Let's ask them why directly...
[20:53] ---
in the royal capital!
[20:57] ---
Are you ready, Jess?
[21:24] ---
Please let me enter the royal capital!
[21:26] ---
I'd like to talk to you
about what a Yethma really is!
[21:47] ---
No good, huh?
[22:27] ---
Let's go!
[22:28] ---
All right!
E11 - Keep Rewards for When They Really Count
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[00:48] ---
You did well to make it this far.
[00:50] ---
Jess...
[00:51] ---
Please come in.
[00:53] ---
Along with that intelligent pig.
[01:17] ---
The pain...
[01:18] ---
is gone?
[01:21] ---
Now then...
[01:22] ---
this way, please.
[01:38] ---
Please cleanse yourselves
and get some rest.
[01:41] ---
The bathroom is in the back.
[01:42] ---
A change of clothes
has been left for you there.
[01:44] ---
I will come by
to pick you up when you awaken.
[01:48] ---
Thank you very much.
[01:53] ---
Excuse me!
[01:57] ---
You're worried
about that young hunter, aren't you?
[02:02] ---
He's safe.
[02:03] ---
He's already left the Needle Woods.
[02:06] ---
Is that right?
[02:13] ---
That was exhausting, wasn't it?
[02:15] ---
Yeah, I'm wiped out!
[02:17] ---
Why don't I give you a bath
and then we'll go to bed?
[02:19] ---
Please come when I call you.
[02:21] ---
Yeah.
[02:28] ---
Huuuh?
[04:05] ---
Mister Pig? Please come in!
[04:08] ---
Uh, right!
[04:36] ---
My bad! I saw you
for just a split second!
[04:40] ---
That's all right.
[04:41] ---
You're the one who told me to stash my nudity
for a rainy day, Mister Pig, remember?
[04:46] ---
Now open your eyes
and take a good look, please.
[05:00] ---
You're beautiful.
[05:02] ---
I'm going to bathe you properly, okay?
[05:06] ---
So, you mustn't look away
while that's going on.
[05:20] ---
You have to really look at me.
[05:22] ---
This is the utmost thanks
I could think of to offer you.
[05:25] ---
Please accept it.
[05:27] ---
I see!
[05:29] ---
Then, I'm going to have to accept it, right?
[05:33] ---
That smile is the ultimate reward.
[05:37] ---
It's the smile you gave me, Mister Pig!
[05:41] ---
It's very lonely being a servant.
[05:45] ---
I would only ever smile
for someone else's benefit.
[05:49] ---
It's not easy to smile spontaneously.
[05:52] ---
But that was who I was
before I ever met you, Mister Pig.
[05:56] ---
Because you made me smile so often.
[06:00] ---
Well, that's good to know!
[06:03] ---
Like when you showed off
that dance to Mister Kilins!
[06:07] ---
I came this close to laughing out loud...
[06:09] ---
so I panicked and held my breath!
[06:12] ---
Please forget about that.
That wasn't my finest hour.
[06:22] ---
I've never slept
in such a fluffy bed before!
[06:25] ---
Neither have I.
[06:26] ---
Well, I'm a pig, so it's no wonder.
[06:33] ---
So warm.
[06:35] ---
It's so reassuring.
[06:45] ---
Of course I'm looking forward
to becoming a human again.
[06:48] ---
But is it really possible?
[06:50] ---
Not to mention,
what's the king going to do to us?
[06:55] ---
Mister Pig...
[07:00] ---
So, you're awake?
[07:02] ---
I...
[07:04] ---
Huh?
[07:05] ---
No matter...
[07:07] ---
what happens tomorrow...
[07:09] ---
I feel blessed that I got to come
on this journey with you.
[07:14] ---
Jess...
[07:16] ---
Mister Pig...
[07:22] ---
Thank you.
[07:32] ---
Good morning!
[07:37] ---
Is it about noon?
[07:40] ---
P-Please come in!
[07:45] ---
Once you've changed your clothes,
I'll take you upstairs.
[08:08] ---
Uh, excuse me.
[08:12] ---
Yes?
[08:12] ---
What is it?
[08:14] ---
You seem to be able
to hear my inner thoughts.
[08:18] ---
And there's something about you that...
[08:21] ---
Are you a Yethma?
[08:48] ---
The king is waiting for you in there.
[09:16] ---
That's... this country's...
[09:19] ---
Mesteria's... great king?
[09:28] ---
Sit down.
[09:30] ---
You, too, Wyss.
[09:53] ---
Have something to eat.
You must be hungry.
[09:56] ---
Thank you very much.
[09:59] ---
Since he's a king, I thought
he'd be lording it over us on his throne.
[10:05] ---
If it'll make you happy, I can certainly
lord it over you on my throne...
[10:09] ---
but isn't it easier to talk this way?
[10:11] ---
He read my mind!
[10:13] ---
Please forgive me!
[10:14] ---
That was so rude!
[10:16] ---
Don't give it another thought.
[10:18] ---
After all, not many people know
that mages can read minds.
[10:24] ---
Are you all mages?
[10:27] ---
Indeed we are.
[10:28] ---
I am both a mage
and the king of this country.
[10:31] ---
My name is Eavis.
[10:33] ---
That's my grandson, Shravis, over there.
[10:37] ---
And that's his mother, Wyss.
[10:41] ---
Now then...
[10:42] ---
I'm told that there's something
you'd like to ask me, Jess.
[10:45] ---
Go ahead and tell me what it is.
[10:47] ---
Yes!
[10:49] ---
Um...
[10:51] ---
You see...
[10:53] ---
I'd like you to turn Mister Pig
back into a human.
[11:01] ---
Fine.
[11:03] ---
But there is one condition.
[11:07] ---
No matter what method is used to turn
that young man from a pig back into a human,
[11:11] ---
you're to watch until the end.
[11:15] ---
All right.
[11:16] ---
Very well.
[11:17] ---
I'm going to hold you
to your promise.
[11:21] ---
Is this really okay?
[11:23] ---
I'm not so sure about this.
[11:27] ---
You will turn him back, then?
[11:31] ---
I could do it right this minute, but...
[11:34] ---
let's see.
[11:36] ---
I'll make sure it's done by sunset.
[11:39] ---
Will you be using magic
to turn him back?
[11:41] ---
No, not with magic.
[11:52] ---
Then, how are you going to do it?
[11:56] ---
It's quite simple.
[11:57] ---
I'll just have to kill that pig.
[12:04] ---
Kill... him?
[12:06] ---
By killing that pig, that young man's consciousness
will return to its rightful body,
[12:10] ---
which is asleep now
in the world he came from.
[12:15] ---
The world... he came from...
[12:18] ---
While that young man's consciousness
was floating between the two worlds,
[12:23] ---
it was drawn by powerful magic...
[12:25] ---
and took up residence
inside a pig in this world.
[12:31] ---
Why that happened is something
you ought to tell him yourself, Jess.
[12:42] ---
Then...
[12:43] ---
if Mister Pig goes back to being human...
[12:46] ---
It means that he'll no longer
exist in this world.
[12:58] ---
Mister Pig and I...
[13:00] ---
can't be together.
[13:02] ---
That's the only way to return
that young man to human form.
[13:08] ---
If his consciousness remains here,
[13:11] ---
the young man's body will eventually die...
[13:14] ---
and he'll never be able
to return to his own world.
[13:18] ---
That might make you sad,
but I do have a proposal.
[13:22] ---
Let me welcome you into the royal family.
[13:25] ---
We've been waiting for a mage like you.
[13:31] ---
Mage...
[13:33] ---
Just as I thought.
[13:34] ---
Yethmas are really...
[13:36] ---
mages.
[13:40] ---
Indeed.
[13:42] ---
Jess...
[13:42] ---
You seem to be
an extremely talented mage.
[13:46] ---
Of course, at this time...
[13:49] ---
you're still what's commonly
known as a "Yethma."
[14:11] ---
And now, you're no longer a Yethma, Jess.
[14:17] ---
If I may be so presumptuous...
[14:18] ---
I have a favor to ask of you.
[14:20] ---
I truly regret that this has happened
to you. Ask me anything.
[14:24] ---
I'm grateful to you for telling us
how I can be turned back into a human.
[14:28] ---
I am resigned to do whatever you decide.
[14:35] ---
But there's one thing
that I still find unacceptable.
[14:38] ---
And I'd like you to explain it
to Jess and me if you're so inclined.
[14:44] ---
Why it is that in this country,
there has to be a social class called "Yethma."
[14:53] ---
Not many people know
what I'm about to tell you.
[14:59] ---
However, having peered
inside your mind...
[15:02] ---
I can see that you've more or less
arrived at the correct answer.
[15:06] ---
Very well, then.
[15:07] ---
As a parting gift to you
and as a show of good faith toward Jess,
[15:12] ---
let me reveal the truth to you.
[15:14] ---
I appreciate that.
[15:24] ---
Now then, young man...
[15:26] ---
where do you want me to start?
[15:31] ---
All I know about the Yethma race...
[15:34] ---
is what I've gathered
over the last few days.
[15:37] ---
The silver collars.
[15:39] ---
Their work as servants.
[15:41] ---
That they can read minds
and work miracles with black ristae.
[15:46] ---
That there are only females.
[15:47] ---
That they're sold at age eight...
[15:48] ---
and risk their lives traveling
to the royal capital at 16.
[15:51] ---
And that they're not allowed
to ride in vehicles.
[15:54] ---
That they're not to be sexually assaulted,
according to your laws.
[15:59] ---
You seem to have a clear grasp
on the main points.
[16:02] ---
There's a reason
behind all of these things.
[16:05] ---
They mean something to you all.
[16:07] ---
Am I right?
[16:08] ---
It would be misleading
to say "to us all,"
[16:11] ---
but I won't deny
that they do mean something.
[16:13] ---
Isn't the Yethma system a way
to ensure the survival of the mage race?
[16:25] ---
What do you know about the mages?
[16:29] ---
That they possess formidable powers.
[16:31] ---
That they've repeatedly gone to war
vying for supremacy...
[16:33] ---
and that they're the ones
who brought on the dark ages.
[16:36] ---
Then, what do you think caused
the mages to decline to this point?
[16:41] ---
Because you wielded too much power
and were too aggressive.
[16:45] ---
That's more or less my own understanding.
[16:48] ---
Magic power that was an ill fit
for physical bodies and excessive egocentrism.
[16:53] ---
Because of those two factors, the mages began
to kill each other off and brought on the dark ages.
[16:58] ---
That's why my great ancestor, Lady Vatis, placed
a silver collar on every surviving mage but herself...
[17:05] ---
and sealed off
that magic power and egocentrism.
[17:09] ---
As a result, they were left with only
some of their powers and neutralized.
[17:13] ---
And that brought the dark ages to an end.
[17:17] ---
Then, how did the collared mages
come to be treated as slaves?
[17:22] ---
It turned out to be far more effective
than first imagined.
[17:25] ---
With their egos sealed by those collars,
the Yethmas stopped rebelling at all...
[17:32] ---
even if they were treated as slaves
or discriminated against.
[17:37] ---
But how does that...
[17:39] ---
give anyone the right
to treat them so unjustly?
[17:44] ---
So long as humans exist,
there will always be some kind of toll.
[17:49] ---
Someone or other must bear
the brunt of injustice.
[17:51] ---
Society has started to gain stability by having
the slave race called Yethmas take on that burden.
[17:57] ---
But don't you think
the current system's taking it too far?
[18:04] ---
Why are Yethmas who've turned 16 forced to head
to the royal capital at the risk of their lives?
[18:10] ---
In order to keep their numbers down.
[18:14] ---
Only the most competent Yethmas who can make it
to the royal capital are allowed to survive.
[18:19] ---
And then we have them
bear children as mothers...
[18:21] ---
or else welcome them
into our royal bloodline.
[18:26] ---
Why are there only female Yethmas?
[18:29] ---
As one never knows when males might produce
children, we dispose of them before they're born...
[18:33] ---
and when females are born,
we control them with those collars.
[18:35] ---
To prevent them from bearing children
capable of magic without our knowledge.
[18:43] ---
I have one final question.
[18:45] ---
This society exists thanks to its ability
to supply Yethmas and ristae.
[18:49] ---
You don't really think
it's going to last forever, do you?
[18:58] ---
Of course not.
[19:00] ---
All societies eventually collapse.
[19:04] ---
That said, I firmly believe that this is
a far more ethical era than the dark ages.
[19:10] ---
At the very least, I have no intention
of changing the status quo during my reign.
[19:16] ---
And should anyone try to change it...
[19:20] ---
I'll be sure to resist
with all of my might.
[19:28] ---
Time to bring this to an end.
[19:32] ---
Come to the Golden Cathedral
a half hour before sunset.
[19:36] ---
You may do as you please until then.
[19:45] ---
Mister Pig...
[19:47] ---
What's up?
[19:48] ---
I'd like to see Mesteria
from somewhere up high.
[19:52] ---
Keep Rewards
for When They Really Count
[20:06] ---
You don't have that collar on anymore.
[20:08] ---
You can take that off now.
[20:11] ---
I want to keep this scarf on.
[20:14] ---
Because you chose it for me, Mister Pig.
[20:20] ---
I see.
[20:24] ---
Hey, Jess...
[20:27] ---
Is that Kiltyrie over there?
[20:28] ---
I think so, yes!
[20:30] ---
Our journey was over before we knew it,
but we walked a pretty long way, huh?
[20:34] ---
Yes!
[20:35] ---
I was able to come this far
thanks to you, Mister Pig!
[20:39] ---
Hey, all I did was give you
some simple advice.
[20:42] ---
That's not true!
[20:44] ---
Because if it hadn't been for you,
I would've been killed near the mansion!
[20:49] ---
If it hadn't been for me,
you wouldn't have had to go buy another rista.
[20:53] ---
So, there wouldn't have been
any reason to kill you.
[20:57] ---
If it hadn't been for you, Mister Pig...
[20:59] ---
I would've declined
to have Mister Naut join us.
[21:02] ---
And then, our journey
would've been a lot more dangerous!
[21:07] ---
Not only that, but it was you who realized
they were using Miss Blaise to trap us!
[21:11] ---
Also...
[21:13] ---
I only made it inside the royal capital because
you realized what the heckripons really were!
[21:19] ---
Please acknowledge it!
[21:20] ---
I... I...
[21:23] ---
I would've died for sure
if it hadn't been for you, Mister Pig!
[21:27] ---
You're right.
[21:29] ---
I guess I did make
a good travel companion.
[21:32] ---
But I'm the one
who should be thanking you.
[21:35] ---
You're the one who saved me
and tried to turn me back into a human.
[21:40] ---
That's not really what happened.
[21:43] ---
What do you mean?
[21:45] ---
I'm sure you've wondered
about it, haven't you?
[21:48] ---
The fact that I'd bought a black rista
before I met you.
[21:53] ---
Um...
[21:54] ---
I'd like one black rista
for my personal use.
[21:57] ---
I need another one now.
[22:00] ---
The reason why I kept that a secret...
[22:07] ---
I used the rista I'd bought
to ask for a selfish wish to be granted.
[22:14] ---
Wish?
[22:15] ---
That night...
[22:17] ---
I prayed...
[22:22] ---
"I'm afraid to set off on my journey
to the royal capital alone."
[22:25] ---
"Please let me meet
someone who can help me."
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[00:07] ---
Please...
[00:09] ---
I can't possibly set off
on my journey to the capital alone.
[00:13] ---
I'd be so lonely...
[00:15] ---
so terrified! So, please.
[00:18] ---
I beg of you.
[00:21] ---
Please bring
someone to me...
[00:24] ---
who will join me
on my journey and help me.
[00:31] ---
Please.
[00:33] ---
Please!
[00:55] ---
So I see.
[00:57] ---
While that young man's consciousness
was floating between the two worlds...
[01:02] ---
it was drawn by powerful magic...
[01:05] ---
and took up residence
inside a pig in this world.
[01:10] ---
What that magic really was...
[01:12] ---
was Jess's prayers.
[01:16] ---
It was because I prayed
that you were brought here...
[01:19] ---
to Mesteria.
[01:25] ---
I'm really...
[01:27] ---
truly sorry!
[01:30] ---
Actually, I...
[01:32] ---
I'll be taking a leave of absence
to go to the royal capital.
[01:38] ---
To the royal capital?
[01:40] ---
Yes.
[01:40] ---
As a servant of House Kiltyrin...
as part of my job.
[01:44] ---
But wouldn't bringing a pig with you
seem disrespectful to the king?
[01:47] ---
I'm told that the king
is a person of great benevolence.
[01:50] ---
Once he hears your story,
I'm sure that he'll come to your aid.
[01:56] ---
Then, by all means, take me with you!
[01:58] ---
Mister Pig, to be turned back into a human, you had no
choice but to come with me to the royal capital, right?
[02:05] ---
I'm not smart at all...
[02:08] ---
so it's not as though I'd thought it all through
while I was praying to the stars.
[02:13] ---
But as I spent time with you...
[02:15] ---
If I get killed...
[02:17] ---
you might never get
your human form back, Mister Pig.
[02:20] ---
How can you worry about me right now?
[02:24] ---
...I realized something.
[02:27] ---
That if you were a human...
[02:29] ---
you would've also had the option
of not coming with me.
[02:35] ---
But that's not what happened.
[02:45] ---
Instead of being human...
[02:48] ---
you were turned into a pig...
[02:51] ---
because my selfish prayers
made you into one!
[02:57] ---
Oh, my goodness!
[02:59] ---
You're not a pig, are you?
[03:01] ---
I did everything I could, but...
[03:03] ---
I wasn't able to turn you
back into human form.
[03:07] ---
I'm sorry.
[03:08] ---
Everything I did, I did on my own.
[03:12] ---
And now I've dragged you into it,
too, Mister Pig...
[03:18] ---
You're no trouble at all. Please...
[03:21] ---
Right.
[03:22] ---
I'm sorry.
[03:26] ---
I'm sorry.
[03:28] ---
The truth is, I'm not going back
to the mansion.
[03:31] ---
Don't say that!
[03:32] ---
Aren't you coming
with me to the royal capital?
[03:36] ---
That's not it!
[03:37] ---
That's not what I'm really talking about!
[03:40] ---
Please...
[03:42] ---
Please don't leave me alone!
[03:44] ---
Don't worry about it.
[03:49] ---
I did it because I wanted to.
[03:54] ---
Then...
[03:55] ---
I guess I can't keep any secrets
from you, Mister Pig.
[03:59] ---
For some reason,
he's been turned into a pig.
[04:02] ---
Once we get to the royal capital, I'm hoping
to have a mage turn him back into a human.
[04:07] ---
Even after I realized that...
[04:10] ---
I still said nothing.
[04:12] ---
I've already been selfish enough.
[04:18] ---
By not wanting you to ever die, Mister Pig.
[04:22] ---
I...
[04:25] ---
No matter...
[04:26] ---
what happens tomorrow...
[04:29] ---
I feel blessed that I got to come
on this journey with you.
[04:34] ---
Mister Pig...
[04:37] ---
I've been deceiving you, Mister Pig!
[04:44] ---
I wouldn't say that.
[04:50] ---
I'm so sorry!
[04:51] ---
You're in such a horrible mess...
[04:54] ---
all because of me!
[05:00] ---
I think it's all right. To be selfish.
[05:05] ---
Everyone has a right to pray to the stars.
[05:08] ---
And besides, I'm glad I met you, too, Jess.
[05:12] ---
Do you mean that?
[05:15] ---
Of course I do!
[05:18] ---
I'm so glad that I got to meet you, Jess.
[05:29] ---
Would you please do me
just one more favor?
[05:34] ---
Yeah.
[05:37] ---
I don't want you to go!
[05:39] ---
Please don't go back to the world
that you came from!
[05:43] ---
I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
[05:45] ---
But why not?
[05:47] ---
I promised the king.
[05:49] ---
And you're okay with that, Mister Pig?
[05:54] ---
It's what I've decided.
[05:57] ---
You heard him, right?
[05:58] ---
When I'm gone, you're going to become
a member of the royal family.
[06:03] ---
Out of all the Yethmas who made it
to the royal capital,
[06:06] ---
you're being promised
a significantly better and happier future.
[06:09] ---
And I can go back to where I came from.
[06:13] ---
How can there be
a happier ending than that?
[06:15] ---
But I don't want that to happen!
[06:19] ---
Jess...
[06:20] ---
Why are you making this so hard for me?
[06:23] ---
You may not know about it,
but I had a life of my own over there, too.
[06:28] ---
I'd studied hard to get
into something called a university...
[06:32] ---
and I was just starting
to learn all kinds of things.
[06:35] ---
I had some fun friends, too.
[06:37] ---
I even had a devastatingly cute girlfriend!
[06:40] ---
But you said you were a dirty
scrawny four-eyed virgin...
[06:43] ---
who hasn't had a girlfriend
for as long as he's been alive!
[06:48] ---
Please don't lie to me.
[06:54] ---
You're right.
[06:55] ---
I just flat-out lied to you.
[06:57] ---
But do you really want to be
with a pathetic virgin like me?
[07:00] ---
I do.
[07:02] ---
I'm sure that if we search for one, we can
even find another way to turn you back!
[07:11] ---
Even if I were to stay on in this world,
I'd only upset the king,
[07:15] ---
and the ending would be the same anyway.
[07:17] ---
Not to mention, if I were to turn back into
a human, I'd only be a scrawny four-eyed loser.
[07:22] ---
Naut and Shravis are way hotter than me.
[07:25] ---
I just know you'd be disappointed.
[07:26] ---
I would never, ever be disappointed!
[07:29] ---
Why do you have to be so selfish
right at the very end?
[07:32] ---
But you're the one who told me
that I should be more selfish, Mister Pig!
[07:37] ---
I don't want this! I don't want us
to be apart, Mister Pig!
[07:46] ---
Right, since she doesn't have that collar...
[07:50] ---
these must be... Jess's true feelings.
[07:55] ---
Hey, come on.
Don't talk like that, okay?
[07:57] ---
Even I—
[07:58] ---
Even you what, Mister Pig?
[08:08] ---
Nothing.
[08:11] ---
Listen to me.
[08:12] ---
I'm not supposed to be here.
[08:14] ---
All I am is a hindrance in your life.
[08:17] ---
That's not true at all.
[08:19] ---
You've always helped me out, Mister Pig.
[08:25] ---
Why wouldn't I have helped you out?
[08:27] ---
You're so kind, Jess...
[08:29] ---
but unfortunate and weak.
[08:31] ---
Where I come from...
[08:33] ---
there's no way I could ever desert
someone like that.
[08:36] ---
But things are about to change for you.
[08:39] ---
You're going to become a mage,
join the royal family,
[08:42] ---
and you'll be able to survive on your own.
[08:46] ---
I don't want to.
[08:47] ---
See, for the first time, you've met someone
sympathetic who'd help you out...
[08:51] ---
and you're clinging to that. That's all.
[08:54] ---
And as for me, I was only imposing
on the fact that you needed me.
[09:00] ---
You're wrong.
[09:01] ---
You're wrong!
[09:03] ---
Without you by my side, Mister Pig, I...
[09:09] ---
This is the last thing
I'm going to ask you.
[09:11] ---
Just hear me out, okay?
[09:15] ---
This offer from the king is a chance
that you finally managed to score!
[09:19] ---
And I don't want you
to let it go to waste!
[09:23] ---
From now on, I want you
to find happiness on your own.
[09:31] ---
Is that what you really want, Mister Pig?
[09:36] ---
It is.
[09:44] ---
Very well.
[09:47] ---
This time, it's my turn
to make your wish come true, right?
[09:52] ---
Heat the Pig Liver
[10:00] ---
This is such a peaceful place, isn't it?
[10:03] ---
Yeah.
[10:08] ---
We still have some time before sunset.
[10:13] ---
Mister Pig...
[10:14] ---
Where would you like to go?
[10:16] ---
Well, that's a hard one.
[10:19] ---
In that case...
[10:26] ---
that way!
[10:29] ---
Why don't we just decide
according to our own whims?
[10:33] ---
Sounds good! Count me in!
[12:04] ---
Oh... Mister Pig!
[12:07] ---
What's up?
[12:08] ---
Let's go into that shop!
[12:10] ---
What kind of shop is it?
[12:13] ---
I'd like proof.
[12:15] ---
Proof that you and I were together.
[12:17] ---
Grunt.
[12:21] ---
Take a look at this!
[12:22] ---
It's a good picture!
[12:24] ---
You look very sweet, Mister Pig!
[12:26] ---
You're way cuter than me, Jess.
[12:29] ---
I'm not really...
[12:32] ---
A girl and a pig.
[12:34] ---
Looking at it objectively now,
it's a really odd image.
[12:38] ---
Both this scarf you picked out for me...
[12:41] ---
and this locket showing
the two of us together...
[12:44] ---
I'm going to treasure them forever!
[12:48] ---
I-Is that right?
[12:56] ---
This has to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience
for someone as boring as me.
[13:01] ---
Going on a date with my crush,
taking a picture,
[13:05] ---
and on top of that,
she's going to treasure it for life.
[13:08] ---
Um...
[13:09] ---
Sorry, Jess! It's not what you think!
That was just my...
[13:11] ---
What am I thinking?
[13:13] ---
My bad!
[13:14] ---
Just forget it!
[13:15] ---
I've never done anything like—
[13:17] ---
My...
[13:19] ---
I'll tell you what I like, too.
[13:24] ---
I also...
[13:25] ---
Mister Pig, I also...
[13:27] ---
love you very much!
[13:48] ---
When you're done wiping that table,
could you come help me, Ceres?
[13:52] ---
Yes, ma'am.
[14:18] ---
Damn swine...
You'd better be coming through for her.
[14:26] ---
You're an honest and brave young man.
[14:29] ---
You did well to come here.
[14:32] ---
The pig's death
will be quick and peaceful.
[14:36] ---
Your soul will return instantly
to the world you came from.
[14:41] ---
I will do it myself with my magic.
[14:43] ---
You will feel no pain at all.
[14:45] ---
Thank you very much.
[14:47] ---
You can think of it as a simple journey.
[14:50] ---
Right.
[14:55] ---
Would it be possible...
[14:57] ---
to be with him in his final moments?
[15:00] ---
Of course you may, Jess.
[15:03] ---
Go ahead, stay close to him.
[15:06] ---
Mister Pig...
[15:07] ---
You were my very first friend.
[15:14] ---
And from here on in...
[15:16] ---
I will never forget you, Mister Pig.
[15:19] ---
I know. And I'm never going to forget you
as long as I live.
[15:22] ---
You really mean that?
[15:24] ---
I mean it. I could never forget you.
[15:50] ---
Be happy, all right?
[15:52] ---
Yes.
[15:55] ---
Time to say goodbye, Jess.
[15:57] ---
You take care.
[15:59] ---
You, too, Mister Pig!
[16:00] ---
Take care of yourself!
[16:26] ---
Goodbye.
[16:49] ---
Are you ever going to wake up?
[16:51] ---
Really, food poisoning?
[16:53] ---
You're going for tests after this.
[16:55] ---
If nothing comes up, they say
you can be discharged on the spot.
[16:59] ---
I'll be heading home now, okay?
[17:03] ---
PEDESTRIAN
CROSSING!
STOP
[17:18] ---
Oh...
[17:19] ---
I've come back to this world.
[17:22] ---
Throughout my entire life,
no matter what period you look at...
[17:25] ---
I never experienced anything that could
surpass what I felt in the last few days.
[17:32] ---
All that's left in my soul
is a sense of loss.
[17:42] ---
What became of me after that?
[17:45] ---
Because I was hospitalized...
[17:46] ---
I was unable to take my required exams...
[17:48] ---
so I have to repeat the year.
[17:50] ---
As my life in the real world consumed me...
[17:53] ---
I began to conclude to myself
that it was just a dream after all.
[18:00] ---
So...
[18:01] ---
thinking it was the least I could do
to memorialize it...
[18:03] ---
I wrote a web novel about my adventures
in Mesteria and posted it.
[18:08] ---
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[18:08] ---
This story, telling the tale
of Cutie-pie Jess...
[18:10] ---
and her oink-oink daily life
in refined, smooth prose...
[18:14] ---
managed to attract a fair number of readers
and garnered some praise.
[18:18] ---
But there's just one last thing
that I'd like to convey to you.
[18:23] ---
Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-
Chapter 1: "Otakus Enjoy Being Treated Like Pigs" Part 1
[18:23] ---
Heat the pig liver!
[18:26] ---
Or you'll find yourself in pain,
you'll end up in the hospital...
[18:29] ---
and you'll be wracked by a bizarre dream
that will upend your life.
[18:33] ---
Listen, everyone.
[18:35] ---
I know I keep saying this,
but I'm not faking it.
[18:37] ---
YAKINIKU-YA
[18:37] ---
Even now, there are times when I feel
that pain ripping across my stomach.
[18:42] ---
It might actually exist.
[18:44] ---
There are times when I can't stop sobbing
over a girl that I'll never see again.
[18:50] ---
If you want to avoid feeling like that...
[18:52] ---
heat the pig liver!
[18:54] ---
Promise me, will you?
[19:08] ---
SANON
TODAY
I'VE READ YOUR NOVEL, MISTER SCRAWNY PORK.
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT.
REQUEST ACCEPTED
[19:15] ---
Why go out of your way to DM me?
[19:25] ---
WE'D LIKE TO MEET YOU IN PERSON AND TALK
[19:25] ---
Huh?
[19:27] ---
You want to meet me?
[19:31] ---
THIS IS IMPORTANT, SO PLEASE INDULGE US.
WE'LL TREAT YOU TO A GIGANTIC PARFAIT.
[19:33] ---
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FOR THIS MONTH
FRUIT PARFAIT
[19:39] ---
BE TRUE TO YOUR DESIRES
[20:12] ---
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OUTDOOR PATIO
33 SEATS
[20:16] ---
I didn't really have an aversion to actually
meeting up with people whom I'd met online.
[20:21] ---
As I chatted with them
while picking at my parfait,
[20:24] ---
I started to realize that these three who'd shown up
knew a whole lot about my novel.
[20:29] ---
Actually, that was an understatement.
[20:32] ---
The North declared independence
and rose up against the royal family.
[20:35] ---
The Yethma hunters turned
into a massive force!
[20:38] ---
Naut was captured
and sent to fight in the arena.
[20:41] ---
They arbitrarily expanded the story...
[20:43] ---
and started talking about things
that even I didn't know.
[20:49] ---
That was when it finally hit me.
[20:52] ---
That these three nerds in front of me...
[20:54] ---
were declaring that they themselves
had returned from Mesteria.
[20:59] ---
We need Pig's power to protect the Yethmas.
[21:02] ---
More than anyone else,
the rebel, Naut, needs Pig.
[21:06] ---
But how can we send him over there?
[21:08] ---
That can be achieved by using the Re-Reincarnation
Plan that Sanon and I came up with.
[21:13] ---
It was probably Scrawny Pork who triggered
our own reincarnation into that other world.
[21:18] ---
Ah!
[21:20] ---
When Scrawny Pork lost consciousness
and was drawn to Mesteria by Jess,
[21:25] ---
some kind of magical route must have...
[21:30] ---
Was this a dream or was it reality?
[21:33] ---
Or was it just a farce?
[21:35] ---
I just couldn't tell.
[21:38] ---
But...
[21:40] ---
Will you join us and return to Mesteria?
[21:45] ---
Hot blood rushed throughout my body...
[21:49] ---
heating my liver!
[21:51] ---
Let's go back! To Mesteria!
[21:55] ---
Back to Jess!
[23:54] ---
Grunt!
[23:54] ---
Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-