# Season 1
# E1 - Otakus Enjoy Being Treated Like Pigs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU295E5/otakus-enjoy-being-treated-like-pigs)
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**[00:03] ---**
*At this moment...*
**[00:04] ---**
*I'm huddled on the floor of a dim stable,
covered in mud from head to toe.*
**[00:09] ---**
*Why am I covered in mud?*
**[00:11] ---**
*Because the floor is mud.*
**[00:13] ---**
*There are pigs all around me.*
**[00:15] ---**
*It seems like I'm in a pigpen.*
**[00:17] ---**
*My body feels heavy,
and I can't budge my limbs an inch.*
**[00:21] ---**
*I'm just lying here in the mud
with the other pigs.*
**[00:24] ---**
*Something's wrong with my eyes, too.*
**[00:26] ---**
*My vision must be blurry
because I don't have my glasses on.*
**[00:29] ---**
*The smell of dirt... The smell of manure...*
**[00:31] ---**
*The smell of straw... The smell of rust...*
**[00:34] ---**
*An overpowering blend of pigpen scents
is stimulating my nostrils.*
**[00:40] ---**
*No, stop! Please don't step on me!*
**[00:45] ---**
*I'm saved.*
**[00:47] ---**
*She hasn't noticed?*
**[00:49] ---**
*It seems like she's giving
the pigs their feed.*
**[00:52] ---**
*It seems she has no interest in this
male college student collapsed in the mud.*
**[00:57] ---**
*Help me.*
**[00:59] ---**
*I'm sorry I'm not being coherent, but...*
**[01:02] ---**
*I can't move my body in this pigpen!*
**[01:04] ---**
*H-Help me!*
**[01:06] ---**
*Grunt!*
**[01:07] ---**
*I'm just a modest, boring, science nerd,
but this language is new to me.*
**[01:12] ---**
*Sure, I've been known to grunt at the end
of my sentences, but that was deliberate.*
**[01:16] ---**
*Now this will go down as my dazzling first step,
unwittingly belching out a gross sound effect.*
**[01:21] ---**
*I hope you commend me heartily
for that. Grunt!*
**[01:23] ---**
Oh, my goodness!
**[01:24] ---**
You're not a pig, are you?
**[01:26] ---**
*That's right.*
**[01:27] ---**
*Not all creatures living in a pigpen are pigs.*
**[01:30] ---**
*What a close call!
That one mistake could've been fatal!*
**[01:34] ---**
*Huh?*
**[01:35] ---**
*Was it this woman who just spoke?*
**[01:37] ---**
I'll get you out of the shed right away.
**[01:39] ---**
Just wait a moment, all right?
**[01:41] ---**
*It's not as though she can hear my voice.*
**[01:43] ---**
*It seems like the information
is being sent directly to her brain.*
**[01:48] ---**
*The only thing I'm sure of
is that I can understand what she's thinking.*
**[01:52] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Whoops-a-daisy!
**[01:55] ---**
*This is when I realized
a fatally inconvenient truth.*
**[02:00] ---**
*My body isn't this round.*
**[02:03] ---**
*Height, 174 cm.*
**[02:05] ---**
*Weight, 53 kg.*
**[02:07] ---**
*A prototypical male science nerd.*
**[02:10] ---**
*The sensation of this woman
touching my body...*
**[02:12] ---**
*and how it feels right now to be plopped
onto this board... This is precisely...*
**[02:18] ---**
*as a budding researcher who's able
to observe his own body objectively...*
**[02:23] ---**
*I accepted this truth in an instant.*
**[02:26] ---**
*I...*
**[02:28] ---**
Um...
**[02:29] ---**
We're almost there, all right?
**[02:32] ---**
*I'd...*
**[02:33] ---**
*turned into a pig!*
**[02:36] ---**
*That's right.*
**[02:37] ---**
*The one thing I want to convey to you
through this tale is...*
**[02:42] ---**
*Heat the pig liver!*
**[02:42] ---**
Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-
**[02:44] ---**
*That's it.*
**[02:51] ---**
*Oh, so that's it, huh? So I'm a pig?*
**[02:53] ---**
*Meaning that this is a dream, right?*
**[02:55] ---**
*Hmm, but listen,
exceptional brain of mine...*
**[02:59] ---**
*This is precisely a pig's color perception.*
**[03:01] ---**
*There are only two types of visual pigment for pigs.
And they can't distinguish between colors.*
**[03:06] ---**
*Not that I can see her clearly,
but I hope she's a beautiful girl.*
**[03:09] ---**
*It would be amazing
if she could brush my soiled body!*
**[03:13] ---**
*I hope her skirt's on the short side.*
**[03:14] ---**
*As a pig, I'd be able to get a peek
from below any time I wanted.*
**[03:18] ---**
*I wonder how old she is.*
**[03:20] ---**
*Is she a JK? Not a JK, is she?*
**[03:22] ---**
*If she's a beautiful blonde high school girl,
that would make my day.*
**[03:36] ---**
*Is the dream over?
Still, that was one weird storyline.*
**[03:39] ---**
*I never would've had such a wacky dream
if I hadn't eaten that raw pig liver.*
**[03:44] ---**
*After which, I was wracked by searing stomach pains
on the train platform, unable to stand...*
**[03:48] ---**
*and that's the last thing I remember.*
**[03:51] ---**
*Someone must've taken me
to a hospital, right?*
**[03:54] ---**
*Huh? Not a hospital?*
**[03:57] ---**
*Something's wrong with my shoulder.*
**[03:59] ---**
*I can't get my body to move.*
**[04:01] ---**
*Why can't I spread my arms sideways?*
**[04:03] ---**
Oh...
**[04:04] ---**
Are you awake now?
**[04:06] ---**
Um, how are you feeling now?
**[04:09] ---**
*Grunt!*
**[04:10] ---**
Oh, you don't have to force yourself to speak.
**[04:13] ---**
Because, you see...
**[04:15] ---**
I can understand you.
**[04:16] ---**
*Is this still that same dream?*
**[04:18] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[04:19] ---**
I did everything I could, but...
**[04:21] ---**
I wasn't able to turn you
back into human form.
**[04:25] ---**
*I'm too confused.*
**[04:26] ---**
*I just want to get up
and see what's going on.*
**[04:44] ---**
*Huh?*
**[04:51] ---**
*Huh? What's going on?*
**[04:52] ---**
*Why am I a pig?*
**[04:55] ---**
Why you've become a pig...
**[04:58] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[04:59] ---**
I don't know the answer
to that, either.
**[05:01] ---**
You'd strayed into the pigpen...
**[05:03] ---**
that I'm in charge of.
**[05:05] ---**
*I see.*
**[05:06] ---**
*But from what she's saying, this beautiful girl
seems to know I used to be a human.*
**[05:11] ---**
Can't you see it? This here.
**[05:14] ---**
*I hate to break it to her,
but it doesn't look good on her.*
**[05:17] ---**
It doesn't look good on me? I knew it.
**[05:21] ---**
*Hey! This beautiful girl...
is reading my mind?*
**[05:23] ---**
Um, I'm a Yethma.
**[05:26] ---**
I haven't introduced myself yet.
**[05:28] ---**
I serve House Kiltyrin. I'm a Yethma.
**[05:31] ---**
My name is Jess.
**[05:34] ---**
*Yethma?*
**[05:35] ---**
*Not sure what's going on here,
but I'm a pig.*
**[05:37] ---**
*Nice to meet you.*
**[05:39] ---**
Um, where are you from, Mister Pig?
**[05:42] ---**
*I am from Tokyo, Japan.*
**[05:44] ---**
*Nice to meet you, Jess!*
**[05:46] ---**
Um...
**[05:47] ---**
Tokio?
**[05:49] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm so uneducated.
**[05:51] ---**
I don't know anything
about what's outside this country.
**[05:54] ---**
But if you've never heard of a Yethma,
you must not be from Mesteria.
**[05:59] ---**
*Yes, I think that's probably true.*
**[06:01] ---**
*Wait, but what's this Mesteria?*
**[06:04] ---**
*Where are we right now?*
**[06:09] ---**
*Oh?*
**[06:18] ---**
If I may explain...
**[06:20] ---**
Mesteria refers to the entire stretch
of this land here.
**[06:25] ---**
The great king rules over it all.
**[06:29] ---**
This area is known as south Mesteria.
**[06:31] ---**
It's just outside Kiltyrie, and it's the home
of House Kiltyrin, which rules over Kiltyrie.
**[06:36] ---**
*I see.*
**[06:37] ---**
*So, what's a Yethma?*
**[06:39] ---**
We belong to the servant class.
**[06:41] ---**
We're distinctive for wearing
these silver collars, and...
**[06:44] ---**
How should I put it?
**[06:46] ---**
We can communicate with our minds,
without relying on speech or hearing.
**[06:50] ---**
*No wonder you could answer
all the questions that rose up in my mind.*
**[06:54] ---**
Um, don't you think
you should have something to eat?
**[06:58] ---**
I don't know if it's what you like...
**[07:00] ---**
but I've brought you some fruit.
**[07:02] ---**
*Huh. I'm not that hungry.*
**[07:04] ---**
*To be honest...*
**[07:05] ---**
*right now, I'm dying to be stroked,
for some reason.*
**[07:14] ---**
*All I have to do
is ask and I receive!*
**[07:18] ---**
*Now I finally get it.*
**[07:19] ---**
*My dream has morphed into a scene
from an isekai fantasy stage!*
**[07:23] ---**
*The hero is a pig!*
**[07:25] ---**
*The heroine has the ability to read minds!*
**[07:27] ---**
*Reincarnated into an unfamiliar world,
this man tries to regain his human form...*
**[07:30] ---**
*by flirting with the heroine
every chance he gets,*
**[07:32] ---**
*and fighting heroically,
armed with swords and magic!*
**[07:34] ---**
*Wait, hold on. Hold up now.*
**[07:36] ---**
*Before we get this lovey-dovey fantasy started,
I'd like to get one thing straight.*
**[07:40] ---**
*This girl named Jess can read minds, right?*
**[07:43] ---**
*That's how she could tell in the pigpen
that I was a human, not a pig.*
**[07:47] ---**
*So, if I gaze
upon that pure skin of hers...*
**[07:49] ---**
*and go, "Oink, oink! I wanna jump her! Oink!*
**[07:53] ---**
*I wanna cover her with my pig slobber! Oink!"
If I think something like that...*
**[07:57] ---**
*will she be able to pick up all that?*
**[08:01] ---**
Yes.
**[08:02] ---**
Well, I guess you could say so.
**[08:04] ---**
*Oh, crap!*
**[08:05] ---**
*Then, it's like I'm just broadcasting
my swinelike desires!*
**[08:08] ---**
Um, I believe you wanted me to brush you,
**[08:12] ---**
so I cleansed your body
while you were asleep.
**[08:15] ---**
I also made my skirt shorter.
**[08:18] ---**
Listening to your thoughts
without your permission...
**[08:21] ---**
As a foreigner, you surely
wouldn't have found that pleasant.
**[08:24] ---**
I'm really...
**[08:26] ---**
truly sorry!
**[08:28] ---**
*This girl...
Isn't she too sweet to believe?*
**[08:32] ---**
*A chair, food, stroking...*
**[08:34] ---**
*If I think, "I want to see you naked,"
I bet she'd shed her clothes.*
**[08:37] ---**
Well, they're meager
and there's not much to see, but...
**[08:40] ---**
if you wish to—
**[08:41] ---**
*H-Hold on a second!*
**[08:44] ---**
*I have three or so things to say.*
**[08:45] ---**
*Listen to me, young maiden.*
**[08:47] ---**
Yes?
**[08:48] ---**
*First off, I can tell even by your clothing...*
**[08:51] ---**
*that those things of yours
are in no way meager!*
**[08:54] ---**
*In fact, there are tons of species among nerds
who prefer that size, so rest assured.*
**[08:58] ---**
Um, thank you very much!
**[09:01] ---**
*And now for Number Two.*
**[09:02] ---**
*What I'm about to convey to you
will be delivered as dialogue in my mind...*
**[09:06] ---**
*and I'm going to add effects, like this.*
**[09:09] ---**
Effects?
**[09:10] ---**
*Everything other than that is my monologue.*
**[09:12] ---**
*I want you to ignore it!*
**[09:14] ---**
Monologue?
**[09:16] ---**
*I mean the inner thoughts
that I don't want you to hear.*
**[09:19] ---**
*Otherwise, I'll sound like an old slimeball
saying things with lewd undertones.*
**[09:24] ---**
Not that that would really bother me.
**[09:26] ---**
*That was my monologue just now,
so no need to reply.*
**[09:30] ---**
You're right! I'm sorry.
**[09:32] ---**
*And last but not least, Number Three.*
**[09:34] ---**
*This is going to sound haughty
for a mere pig, but is that okay?*
**[09:37] ---**
Um...
**[09:38] ---**
I'll be fine.
**[09:40] ---**
*Everything you did for me
was thoughtful and amazing, all of it!*
**[09:44] ---**
*I'm really thrilled that you cleaned me up...*
**[09:46] ---**
*and that skirt looks great on you,
not to mention the length is satisfactory.*
**[09:50] ---**
*I won't come right out with it, but that pure white
fabric becomes you, and I find it perfect.*
**[09:56] ---**
*Since it looks like you're on to me,
I'm going to confess.*
**[09:59] ---**
*My first thought upon becoming a pig
was to long to be brushed by a beautiful blonde girl.*
**[10:05] ---**
*And you've shown me the utmost hospitality
in every way I could think of.*
**[10:08] ---**
*"JK" doesn't seem to exist
as a concept here, either.*
**[10:12] ---**
J...
**[10:13] ---**
Oh no, I'm honored!
**[10:15] ---**
*That's right! You're incredible!*
**[10:17] ---**
*But see, if you just keep making
my every wish come true, the thing is...*
**[10:23] ---**
*it's not realistic!*
**[10:24] ---**
*I mean, you're not a fairy
who exists to fulfill my desires, right?*
**[10:27] ---**
*Whatever it is that I want,
you're not obligated to grant it.*
**[10:31] ---**
Yes...
**[10:32] ---**
but if there's anything I can do,
I want to do it for you.
**[10:36] ---**
*You don't get it, do you?*
**[10:38] ---**
*Then, I guess I'll come right out and say it.*
**[10:40] ---**
*Seeing you brace yourself like that
makes it awkward for me...*
**[10:43] ---**
*but this is what I'd personally
request in my dream.*
**[10:47] ---**
*Here, Brother...*
**[10:48] ---**
*I've added some whitebait
to your fried eggs today!*
**[10:52] ---**
*Lunches made by my devoted,
sweet little sister every day...*
**[10:56] ---**
*Pig.*
**[10:57] ---**
*A little sister who normally
treats me like a pig.*
**[10:59] ---**
*Thanks for helping me
with my homework yesterday.*
**[11:03] ---**
*I'm only doing this today, okay?*
**[11:05] ---**
*The lunch she made for me
with that disclaimer!*
**[11:06] ---**
*Which one tastes better?*
**[11:08] ---**
*No, of course they both taste awesome!*
**[11:10] ---**
*But it's definitely the second one for me!*
**[11:12] ---**
*No objections allowed!*
**[11:13] ---**
*Translate that, and...*
**[11:17] ---**
*Jess...*
**[11:20] ---**
*I'm very sorry to impose
my personal preferences on you...*
**[11:23] ---**
*but I just don't want
to receive one-sided kindness.*
**[11:26] ---**
*A pig has about zero ability
to repay your kindness.*
**[11:29] ---**
*The more kindness you show me,
the more my debt to you will keep piling up.*
**[11:33] ---**
*And that kind of thing, you know...
makes me feel lousy.*
**[11:36] ---**
*So, if you're really looking out for me,*
**[11:39] ---**
*then I'd like you to just help me
with what I ask you for.*
**[11:43] ---**
*And I'll do everything in my power
as a pig to return the favor.*
**[11:47] ---**
*See, I don't want you
to be overly considerate.*
**[11:50] ---**
*Because you're not my servant.*
**[11:53] ---**
Are you sure about that?
**[11:55] ---**
*If you treat me like a pig all the time,*
**[11:58] ---**
*then offer me a helping hand
only when I'm in real trouble,*
**[12:01] ---**
*it's more of a turn-on.*
**[12:02] ---**
Oh...
**[12:03] ---**
*Like nudity...
I'd want you to stash that for a rainy day.*
**[12:08] ---**
So it's not as if you don't want
to see it, right?
**[12:10] ---**
*Uh, that was my monologue.*
**[12:14] ---**
Otakus Enjoy Being Treated Like Pigs
**[12:19] ---**
*From the blue sky,
the soft sunlight streams over my back...*
**[12:22] ---**
*and the fresh breeze is so comforting.*
**[12:25] ---**
*The wind causes her skirt hem to flutter...*
**[12:27] ---**
*serving its purpose like a boss.*
**[12:30] ---**
*The sunlight penetrating through
the dark blue fabric and the reflective light...*
**[12:34] ---**
*bouncing back off of the green grass
faintly shimmers as they mingle together...*
**[12:38] ---**
*all the while, showing a glimpse
of the pure white fabric that...*
**[12:41] ---**
Excuse me. You can walk
a little closer to me.
**[12:45] ---**
*It's all good. I was merely describing
the scene just now.*
**[12:48] ---**
*I have no ulterior motives toward you.*
**[12:50] ---**
Oh, is that right?
**[12:52] ---**
Your description was just so graphic.
**[12:57] ---**
Also...
**[12:57] ---**
*Huh?*
**[12:58] ---**
My name is Jess.
**[13:00] ---**
Please call me Jess.
**[13:02] ---**
*Oink! Cutie-pie Jess!*
**[13:04] ---**
*Fine.*
**[13:05] ---**
*Nice to meet you, Jess.*
**[13:07] ---**
Nice to meet you, too...
**[13:08] ---**
Mister Pig!
**[13:10] ---**
*This is a reward!*
**[13:12] ---**
*Who could've guessed I'd be on a first-name basis
with a blonde beauty and be called "a pig"?*
**[13:18] ---**
*No, can't be done!
And most people can never experience it!*
**[13:21] ---**
*The poor, sad sacks!*
**[13:22] ---**
*But now, I'm starting not to care that she's listening
to every one of these monologues!*
**[13:27] ---**
*A human-turned-pig going,
"Nice to meet you, Jess," in such a cool way...*
**[13:31] ---**
*but behind the scenes, he's going,
"Oink, oink"... Is that a paradox or what?*
**[13:36] ---**
*Cutie-pie Jess, this is how men are!
Pay close attention!*
**[13:41] ---**
*Sorry.*
**[13:41] ---**
*Pretend you didn't hear that.*
**[13:43] ---**
Right. I think I've started to figure it out.
**[13:47] ---**
That's the farm over there.
**[13:50] ---**
There are tons of sweet chickens here!
**[13:57] ---**
*Huh! Damn chickens.*
**[14:00] ---**
Please don't bully them too much.
**[14:02] ---**
*My bad! That's what pigs do.*
**[14:05] ---**
If you do it again...
**[14:06] ---**
then I'm going to bully you, Mister Pig!
**[14:09] ---**
*Oink!*
**[14:14] ---**
Please wait for a bit.
**[14:17] ---**
I'm going to go tend to them.
**[14:25] ---**
*Wow!*
**[14:27] ---**
*Jess, these tools operating,
and the lanterns shining...*
**[14:30] ---**
*How does that all work?*
**[14:32] ---**
On this farm...
**[14:33] ---**
we use ristae to take care of the animals.
**[14:37] ---**
*Ristae?*
**[14:38] ---**
Oh, pardon me. Being a foreigner,
you wouldn't have heard of them, right?
**[14:43] ---**
They're stones like these.
**[14:45] ---**
Ristae are created
by a great mage on a daily basis.
**[14:50] ---**
They're being circulated for us citizens.
**[14:54] ---**
There's magic power stored inside them...
**[14:56] ---**
and you can use them
in all kinds of ways.
**[15:00] ---**
Yellow is for movement and light...
**[15:02] ---**
red is for heat and flames... like that.
**[15:04] ---**
*So, they're like magical batteries, huh?*
**[15:06] ---**
*About how many types are there?*
**[15:08] ---**
Mainly five.
**[15:10] ---**
Yellow, red, green, blue...
**[15:14] ---**
and...
**[15:15] ---**
black!
**[15:15] ---**
*Black?*
**[15:16] ---**
*Is that a dark attribute?*
**[15:18] ---**
No. Black is for prayer.
**[15:20] ---**
If you use a black rista for prayer...
**[15:23] ---**
you can cause a miracle
that only mages can achieve.
**[15:27] ---**
Though only a few use them.
**[15:29] ---**
*Why only a few?*
**[15:31] ---**
Black is the only one
that only Yethmas can use.
**[15:35] ---**
At House Kiltyrin, we only use them
to heal illness and injury...
**[15:39] ---**
but the effects depend
on how intensely the Yethma prays.
**[15:43] ---**
As for laymen...
**[15:45] ---**
almost none of them ever seem to react.
**[15:47] ---**
*So, it's like an item that's been nerfed
because it's a huge cheat.*
**[15:51] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[15:52] ---**
*Huh?*
**[15:53] ---**
I'll be done cleaning this place soon...
**[15:56] ---**
so...
**[15:57] ---**
if you could...
**[15:59] ---**
go play outside like the pig you are...
**[16:07] ---**
*That desire to please...*
**[16:08] ---**
*showing in the way she so awkwardly tries
to treat me like a pig...*
**[16:14] ---**
*I'm so moved!*
**[16:24] ---**
*The bare legs of the skirt-clad blonde beauty...*
**[16:27] ---**
*are right there at almost zero distance.*
**[16:29] ---**
*Once again, what a unique situation.*
**[16:32] ---**
Excuse me, Mister Pig,
but I'm not a beauty.
**[16:35] ---**
*A true beauty...*
**[16:37] ---**
*would never acknowledge
that she's a beauty.*
**[16:40] ---**
All right, then, I'm a beauty!
**[16:44] ---**
*If she acknowledges herself as a beauty,
then she's not a beauty!*
**[16:46] ---**
*She's a smart one!*
**[16:49] ---**
*That's right!*
**[16:50] ---**
What?
**[16:51] ---**
Why would that be right?
**[16:57] ---**
*Jess's skirt flutters upward...*
**[16:59] ---**
*and the white fabric inside
can be glimpsed...*
**[17:07] ---**
Please don't worry.
**[17:09] ---**
You can't help seeing
what happens to be visible.
**[17:11] ---**
*Are you an angel?*
**[17:13] ---**
No, I'm not an angel!
**[17:15] ---**
Um, if you compliment me
more than I deserve...
**[17:18] ---**
it's extremely embarrassing...
**[17:20] ---**
so if you keep calling me
a "beauty" or an "angel"...
**[17:23] ---**
I'm going to have to spank you, Mister Pig!
**[17:26] ---**
*Oink! Getting spanked by a beautiful
young girl would be a reward!*
**[17:30] ---**
*Cutie-pie Jess, you're a real angel!
A great angel! A mind-blowing beauty!*
**[17:34] ---**
M-Mister Pig...
**[17:36] ---**
I think you're quite wonderful yourself.
**[17:39] ---**
*Huh? Which part of me
makes you say that?*
**[17:42] ---**
*My body is a livestock,
but my brain is an otaku!*
**[17:44] ---**
*I am a dirty scrawny four-eyed virgin!*
**[17:47] ---**
But Mister Pig,
you're just who you appear to be.
**[17:50] ---**
*You mean I'm a pig inside
as well as outside?*
**[17:54] ---**
Um...
**[17:55] ---**
That's not what I meant.
**[17:57] ---**
There aren't many people
who are kind even in their thoughts.
**[18:02] ---**
*Are you surrounded by mean people?*
**[18:05] ---**
No! They're all quite nice!
**[18:09] ---**
But since I'm a Yethma and a servant...
**[18:12] ---**
I don't often get the chance
to make friends.
**[18:15] ---**
And not many people
really pay me any mind.
**[18:18] ---**
*Grunt.*
**[18:19] ---**
Everyone's kind to those they're close to.
**[18:23] ---**
*Meaning you're a servant,
so you can't hang out with others, right?*
**[18:27] ---**
*What do you usually do to kill time?*
**[18:30] ---**
Let's see.
**[18:32] ---**
I read books.
**[18:33] ---**
*Oh? What kind?*
**[18:34] ---**
Uh...
**[18:35] ---**
Um...
**[18:36] ---**
I read fairy tales.
**[18:38] ---**
*I like those, too! Dreamy stories!*
**[18:44] ---**
Even someone like me...
**[18:45] ---**
can go on adventures when I'm reading...
**[18:48] ---**
and I can wield magic...
**[18:50] ---**
and even get the chance
to meet a prince!
**[18:53] ---**
That's just lovely, don't you think?
**[18:55] ---**
*True, getting spanked by a blonde beauty
is also possible in theory, at least in books.*
**[19:01] ---**
Do you really want me to do that?
**[19:03] ---**
*No, don't pay any attention
to my inner thoughts!*
**[19:05] ---**
*Anyway...*
**[19:06] ---**
*even a girl like you
dreams of meeting a prince, huh?*
**[19:10] ---**
Uh... I meant...
**[19:12] ---**
I meant that as an example!
**[19:14] ---**
*I see.*
**[19:15] ---**
*Well, let me just say
that the spanking's only an example, too!*
**[19:18] ---**
You're right.
**[19:20] ---**
An example, nothing more.
**[19:22] ---**
But...
**[19:24] ---**
to have someone who'd stay by my side
to help me when I'm in trouble...
**[19:29] ---**
like a prince...
**[19:31] ---**
I've thought about how wonderful
that would be.
**[19:35] ---**
*Are you in some kind of trouble?*
**[19:38] ---**
N-No!
**[19:39] ---**
It's not that I'm in trouble!
**[19:42] ---**
But you never know,
I might be in the future.
**[19:44] ---**
*I see.*
**[19:46] ---**
*I hope you'll get to meet
your prince sometime.*
**[19:49] ---**
Yes!
**[19:57] ---**
*Jess...*
**[19:58] ---**
Yes?
**[19:59] ---**
*Do people often turn into pigs
in this country?*
**[20:07] ---**
Perhaps I don't know because
I'm not very well-versed...
**[20:11] ---**
but I don't think
there are many cases like that.
**[20:14] ---**
Over a hundred years ago,
during the dark ages...
**[20:16] ---**
when the mages were still at war...
**[20:19] ---**
I hear that they would use magic power
to turn people into animals.
**[20:25] ---**
*Those mages...*
**[20:27] ---**
*They're all gone now?*
**[20:29] ---**
No...
**[20:30] ---**
they're still with us.
**[20:31] ---**
Here in Mesteria...
**[20:33] ---**
they say that only the family
of the great king...
**[20:35] ---**
are descended from the only mage
to survive the dark ages.
**[20:41] ---**
*So, for me to return to my original body...*
**[20:46] ---**
Your only option is to go
to the royal capital and see the king.
**[20:51] ---**
*Meaning I'd have to see
your country's king and say...*
**[20:53] ---**
*"Will you please turn me back?"*
**[20:55] ---**
*That's my only option?*
**[20:58] ---**
Um...
**[20:59] ---**
*Huh?*
**[21:00] ---**
I would be happy to go with you.
**[21:03] ---**
*Hey!*
**[21:04] ---**
*You have your own life to live, Jess.*
**[21:08] ---**
Actually...
**[21:09] ---**
I'll be taking a leave of absence
to go to the royal capital.
**[21:14] ---**
*To the royal capital?*
**[21:16] ---**
Yes.
**[21:17] ---**
As a servant of House Kiltyrin...
as part of my job.
**[21:20] ---**
*But wouldn't bringing a pig with you
seem disrespectful to the king?*
**[21:23] ---**
I'm told that the king
is a person of great benevolence.
**[21:26] ---**
Once he hears your story,
I'm sure that he'll come to your aid.
**[21:32] ---**
*Then, by all means, take me with you!*
**[21:35] ---**
Yes!
**[21:37] ---**
*Still, the instant I arrived in a condition
that only the king can cure...*
**[21:41] ---**
*you were set to travel
to the royal capital Jess?*
**[21:44] ---**
*It sounds about as convenient
as a contrived plot!*
**[21:47] ---**
*Come on, dream! You can do better.*
**[21:51] ---**
Perhaps this is fate?
**[21:53] ---**
*Huh?*
**[21:54] ---**
*So, the goal was to make
the beautiful girl utter that, huh?*
**[21:57] ---**
*Then you're forgiven.
No, actually, forgive me, my subconscious.*
**[22:02] ---**
*Well, but...*
**[22:03] ---**
*even if you're only talking to a pig...*
**[22:05] ---**
*if you're in a skirt,
you should still watch how you squat.*
**[22:12] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[22:14] ---**
I just showed you something insubstantial!
**[22:17] ---**
*Humph!*
**[22:18] ---**
*If that's what you think...*
**[22:21] ---**
*then I'd love to be shown
something more interesting next time.*
# E2 - Even a Pig Will Dance If You Flatter Them Enough
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD2PV9/even-a-pig-will-dance-if-you-flatter-them-enough)
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**[00:03] ---**
I'm going to get changed...
**[00:05] ---**
so please wait there for a bit.
**[00:07] ---**
*Hey, hold up a second.*
**[00:08] ---**
*You're seriously going to get changed now?*
**[00:11] ---**
*With me right here?*
**[00:16] ---**
*Gulp.*
**[00:20] ---**
Ta-da!
**[00:22] ---**
When I get changed...
**[00:24] ---**
I just put this corset on
over my clothes, that's all!
**[00:27] ---**
*Oink.*
**[00:30] ---**
Um, I'm very sorry
for not living up to your expectations.
**[00:34] ---**
I thought you'd like it,
and I got the urge to play a little trick on you.
**[00:39] ---**
*Hey, no!*
**[00:40] ---**
*It's not like I was expecting anything!*
**[00:41] ---**
*Oh, right.*
**[00:43] ---**
*She can read my mind, can't she?*
**[00:45] ---**
*All I meant was that maybe I could see you
in a different outfit, okay?*
**[00:49] ---**
*I wasn't hoping to see you change
right in front of me! No way!*
**[00:53] ---**
Then, I'll be sure to let you see me
wearing something else sometime.
**[00:56] ---**
*Yeah! That would be great.*
**[00:59] ---**
*Still, not only can this girl
read people's minds...*
**[01:03] ---**
*but she also perceived my buried desire
to be tormented by a beautiful young girl!*
**[01:08] ---**
*If that's the case, how terrifying.*
**[01:10] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[01:11] ---**
*Huh?*
**[01:12] ---**
That's the town of Kiltyrie!
**[01:13] ---**
*Oh!*
**[01:15] ---**
Come on, let's go!
**[01:16] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[01:18] ---**
*Apologies, gentlemen...*
**[01:19] ---**
*but I'm going one level higher.*
**[01:21] ---**
*We're about to go on a shopping date.*
**[01:24] ---**
*You can at least watch
and learn from my exploits.*
**[03:10] ---**
*It's so lively! What a nice little town!*
**[03:12] ---**
Yes!
**[03:13] ---**
*I was worried you'd stick out,
roaming the streets with a pig in tow...*
**[03:17] ---**
*but those fears were groundless.*
**[03:18] ---**
*It's an isekai,
but I'm only seeing normal animals.*
**[03:21] ---**
*Not a bizarre-looking monster in sight.*
**[03:24] ---**
*Huh?*
**[03:25] ---**
*Is there some kind of event going on?*
**[03:27] ---**
Oh!
**[03:28] ---**
They're holding a festival tonight.
**[03:31] ---**
Mister Pig, you're fond of festivals, I see.
**[03:34] ---**
*I like that out-of-the-ordinary vibe.*
**[03:36] ---**
*Festivals are like that,
and so's traveling.*
**[03:39] ---**
I see.
**[03:41] ---**
"Travel," did you say?
**[03:43] ---**
*Haven't you ever gone on a trip, Jess?*
**[03:45] ---**
No, not once.
**[03:46] ---**
*So, going to the royal capital
will be your first-ever trip?*
**[03:52] ---**
Yes.
**[03:53] ---**
*That's something to look forward to!*
**[03:56] ---**
Yes.
**[03:57] ---**
Something... to look forward to, right?
**[03:59] ---**
*Oink.*
**[04:02] ---**
*Huh?*
**[04:04] ---**
*Jess, what kind of shop is that?*
**[04:08] ---**
Oh, that's a rista shop.
**[04:10] ---**
That's where I always buy them.
**[04:12] ---**
*That's some hard-core security there.*
**[04:15] ---**
Yes.
**[04:16] ---**
Because ristae are very expensive.
**[04:27] ---**
*Hey, Jess...*
**[04:28] ---**
*What did you come here for, exactly?*
**[04:30] ---**
There are all kinds of reasons, you see...
**[04:32] ---**
*Please, stay close to me, will you?*
**[04:36] ---**
*What was that?*
**[04:37] ---**
*Yethmas aren't just able
to read people's minds.*
**[04:40] ---**
*We can also communicate
our own inner thoughts.*
**[04:43] ---**
*I believe it would be better
not to speak out loud that much here.*
**[04:47] ---**
*I see. Huh?*
**[04:49] ---**
*Hold up a second!*
**[04:51] ---**
*In no way is this any place
for a girl to come alone!*
**[04:55] ---**
*As long as I have this, I'll be fine.*
**[04:57] ---**
*What is that?*
**[04:58] ---**
*If they see this House Kiltyrin crest...*
**[05:01] ---**
*no one will even think of attacking me.*
**[05:04] ---**
*Doesn't that mean that without it,
you'd have to worry about being attacked?*
**[05:08] ---**
*If it comes to that, I mean.*
**[05:10] ---**
*And anyway, I have you, Mister Pig!*
**[05:13] ---**
*Not a lot I can do in a pig's body, though.*
**[05:16] ---**
*Fine! I'll be your guard!*
**[05:18] ---**
*Thank you very much!*
**[05:24] ---**
Little Miss Yethma!
**[05:26] ---**
*Huh?*
**[05:26] ---**
If you've come here all by yourself,
you must be doing some covert shopping.
**[05:30] ---**
Is this what you want?
**[05:33] ---**
Black ristae, three for 400 golts.
**[05:36] ---**
That's a bargain!
**[05:38] ---**
At that price?
**[05:40] ---**
They're all you need
to make wishes come true!
**[05:43] ---**
You can't get them for this price
anywhere else.
**[05:47] ---**
But I'm sorry...
**[05:48] ---**
I don't have 400.
**[05:51] ---**
How much will just one cost?
**[05:54] ---**
One, huh?
**[05:55] ---**
I can give you one for 150 golts.
**[05:59] ---**
*Huh?*
**[06:00] ---**
I can pay you 150 golts.
**[06:02] ---**
*Hey, Jess...*
**[06:04] ---**
*You told me that Yethmas used
black ristae for prayer.*
**[06:07] ---**
*How many would you need for one session?*
**[06:09] ---**
*What?*
**[06:10] ---**
*One would be enough.*
**[06:12] ---**
*Is there ever any leftover magic power
after a wish has been granted?*
**[06:15] ---**
*Yes, usually there's some left over.*
**[06:18] ---**
Hey, young miss, what's the problem?
**[06:20] ---**
*Jess, pretend you're chasing after me
and follow my lead!*
**[06:25] ---**
Oh...
**[06:26] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[06:27] ---**
Hey! Miss!
**[06:32] ---**
Um...
**[06:33] ---**
What just happened, exactly?
**[06:35] ---**
*Jess, you'd better not buy
any ristae from that man.*
**[06:39] ---**
But why not?
**[06:40] ---**
*Those ristae are all probably used,
with just some dregs left over.*
**[06:44] ---**
*One black rista
is all you need to grant a wish.*
**[06:47] ---**
*Isn't that what you told me?*
**[06:49] ---**
*But that guy said,
"Three for 400 golts.*
**[06:52] ---**
*They're all you need
to make wishes come true."*
**[06:55] ---**
Right.
**[06:56] ---**
That's true, with three,
you could make lots of wishes come true.
**[07:00] ---**
*Don't give it such a positive spin!*
**[07:02] ---**
*What he meant was, with three of them,
you might make one wish come true.*
**[07:08] ---**
*Think about it.*
**[07:10] ---**
*A Yethma who has to buy
black ristae in a place like that...*
**[07:13] ---**
*normally wouldn't shop in one of those places
on the main road, would she?*
**[07:17] ---**
You're probably right.
**[07:19] ---**
In fact, not many houses own black ristae
in the first place.
**[07:24] ---**
*If the customer was someone
who'd never used a real black rista,*
**[07:27] ---**
*you wouldn't get caught
selling her shoddy goods.*
**[07:30] ---**
*You can read my mind, can't you?*
**[07:32] ---**
*The instant he saw your corset,
he started acting totally sketchy.*
**[07:37] ---**
Yes.
**[07:38] ---**
It did seem like he was uncomfortable
about something...
**[07:41] ---**
but I couldn't hear his thoughts
in more detail.
**[07:45] ---**
*Still, that guy's doing business
with Yethmas who can read his mind.*
**[07:50] ---**
*He's probably being careful
not to transmit his evil intentions.*
**[07:53] ---**
*I guess he realized
you were a Yethma from House Kiltyrin.*
**[07:59] ---**
*That you might be a Yethma
who's handled real black ristae before.*
**[08:05] ---**
*So if he sold you inferior goods...*
**[08:07] ---**
*word of his shameful shenanigans
could reach your masters, House Kiltyrin.*
**[08:11] ---**
*That must've made him wary.*
**[08:13] ---**
Oh, so that's what was going on.
**[08:15] ---**
I thought they were quite cheap.
**[08:18] ---**
*How much is one normally?*
**[08:20] ---**
At the shop I usually buy them from...
**[08:22] ---**
one costs 600 golts.
**[08:24] ---**
*Hey, come on!
That should've tipped you off right there!*
**[08:27] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[08:28] ---**
Since he'd been kind enough to call out to me,
I felt bad about suspecting him.
**[08:33] ---**
*No, that was my monologue just now.*
**[08:35] ---**
*Ignore it.*
**[08:36] ---**
Oh, you're right! Sorry about that.
**[08:39] ---**
*Still, I already knew you were too nice...*
**[08:42] ---**
*but this is next-level.*
**[08:44] ---**
Um...
**[08:45] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[08:46] ---**
*Huh?*
**[08:46] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[08:49] ---**
If it hadn't been for you, Mister Pig,
**[08:50] ---**
I would've been swindled
out of my precious money.
**[08:53] ---**
*Hey, don't mention it!*
**[08:55] ---**
*But be on the alert from now on!*
**[08:57] ---**
*Anyone who offers you a huge discount
usually only has his own profit in mind.*
**[09:05] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:07] ---**
Right.
**[09:11] ---**
*Hey, by the way...*
**[09:12] ---**
*why were you secretly trying
to buy a black rista anyway, Jess?*
**[09:20] ---**
Um...
**[09:21] ---**
Can't I say it's a secret
and leave it at that?
**[09:26] ---**
*When I was in the pigpen, I couldn't
understand what you were saying.*
**[09:30] ---**
*And I hadn't yet adapted
to being in a pig's body.*
**[09:32] ---**
*But ever since I woke up in your room,
I could understand what you were saying,*
**[09:36] ---**
*my eyesight went back to normal,
and I could walk on all fours.*
**[09:39] ---**
*You told me you'd done
everything you could...*
**[09:42] ---**
*but what was it that you did for me?*
**[09:44] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[09:46] ---**
If I've annoyed you—
**[09:47] ---**
*You haven't annoyed me!*
**[09:49] ---**
*But just let me ask you this.*
**[09:51] ---**
*Jess, you used a black rista from House Kiltyrin
without permission to heal me, right?*
**[09:57] ---**
That's right.
**[09:58] ---**
*And so you had to use
your own money to replace it.*
**[10:01] ---**
Yes.
**[10:03] ---**
I'd just been reprimanded
for using a yellow rista without permission,
**[10:06] ---**
so a black rista on top of that
would have been...
**[10:09] ---**
*You must've used
that yellow rista on me, too.*
**[10:14] ---**
*You couldn't have carried me
up to the third floor on your own.*
**[10:18] ---**
*So it was all for my sake, huh?*
**[10:21] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[10:23] ---**
Everything I did, I did on my own.
**[10:26] ---**
And now I've dragged you into it,
too, Mister Pig.
**[10:29] ---**
*Why are you crying?*
**[10:31] ---**
*Look at all you did for me!
Are you feeling bad about that?*
**[10:36] ---**
*I can't believe how kind this girl is.*
**[10:38] ---**
*Because she's too kind... Just too kind...*
**[10:41] ---**
*I owe her way more
than I could ever repay as a pig.*
**[10:51] ---**
*I can't even stroke her head
with my pig feet!*
**[10:58] ---**
*Thanks, Jess.*
**[10:59] ---**
*You didn't do anything wrong.*
**[11:01] ---**
*If you did make any mistake,*
**[11:04] ---**
*it was to get involved in trouble with a human
who'd been turned into a pig! That's it!*
**[11:09] ---**
You're no trouble at all. Please...
**[11:11] ---**
*There's no reason for you to cry, Jess.*
**[11:13] ---**
*Don't let me see you like that.
Try not to for my sake.*
**[11:19] ---**
Right.
**[11:21] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[11:26] ---**
*You finally smiled for me, huh?*
**[11:29] ---**
*No.*
**[11:30] ---**
*You were only trying to make
something happen because I'd asked you to.*
**[11:34] ---**
*We can't waste any more time!*
**[11:36] ---**
*I have to pay you back, Jess.*
**[11:42] ---**
*You always buy ristae
at that shop, right, Jess?*
**[11:45] ---**
Yes.
**[11:46] ---**
The shopkeeper, Mister Kilins,
always treats me kindly.
**[11:50] ---**
*Jess, have you ever done
something called "haggling"?*
**[11:54] ---**
Um...
**[11:55] ---**
No.
**[11:56] ---**
It would be terrible
to cause the shop to suffer any losses.
**[12:00] ---**
*But just having you shop there
must bring in huge profits for them, too.*
**[12:05] ---**
*I'm sure they'd be happy
to show you a little kindness.*
**[12:08] ---**
Is that how it works, I wonder.
**[12:10] ---**
*Yes, for sure! Let's just go in!*
**[12:21] ---**
Well, hello, Jess!
**[12:23] ---**
Hey...
**[12:23] ---**
I don't usually see you with that one.
**[12:25] ---**
Hello, Mister Kilins.
**[12:28] ---**
So, which rista will it be today?
**[12:30] ---**
Um, well...
**[12:33] ---**
*Jess, just say exactly what I tell you to.*
**[12:36] ---**
*Can you handle that?*
**[12:39] ---**
*Start off by telling him
that you'd like a black rista.*
**[12:43] ---**
Um...
**[12:44] ---**
I'd like one black rista
for my personal use.
**[12:47] ---**
What, again?
**[12:49] ---**
I'm pretty sure I sold you one
for your personal use just the other day.
**[12:53] ---**
You already need another one?
**[12:55] ---**
*Huh?*
**[12:56] ---**
Yes. I need another one now.
**[12:59] ---**
Well, I don't think a Yethma could afford
to buy them so frequently.
**[13:04] ---**
Well...
**[13:05] ---**
But hey... as long as you can pay,
it's fine by me.
**[13:09] ---**
That will be 600 golts.
**[13:11] ---**
*Be honest and tell him
how much you have.*
**[13:13] ---**
The thing is, I only have 200.
**[13:16] ---**
200 golts?
**[13:18] ---**
What are you going to do
about the other 400?
**[13:21] ---**
*Say, "I really need it,
so could you please lower the price?"*
**[13:27] ---**
I really need it.
**[13:29] ---**
Would you be so kind
as to lower the price?
**[13:31] ---**
No, that's not happening.
**[13:33] ---**
You're not buying this one
for House Kiltyrin, are you now?
**[13:36] ---**
Why should I have to give
a Yethma a discount?
**[13:39] ---**
*This is blatant discrimination!*
**[13:42] ---**
*Jess told me this old guy was nice to her...*
**[13:45] ---**
*but it's so obvious they have
a deep-seated prejudice against Yethmas!*
**[13:49] ---**
Um...
**[13:50] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[13:51] ---**
I...
**[13:54] ---**
*Jess...*
**[13:55] ---**
*When do you need that black rista by?*
**[13:58] ---**
Actually...
**[13:59] ---**
by tomorrow.
**[14:01] ---**
I have to have one before I leave
for the royal capital tomorrow morning.
**[14:05] ---**
Or I'll be forced to go on the run as a thief.
**[14:08] ---**
*So, that's why you went
to that place to buy a rista?*
**[14:12] ---**
*How long would it take to earn enough
to make up the deficit for a real rista?*
**[14:17] ---**
Let's see. Normally it would take one
at least 20 days, I think.
**[14:21] ---**
*That much money?*
**[14:23] ---**
*How do the other Yethmas
in that back alley raise it?*
**[14:27] ---**
If they don't have
enough allowance to cover it...
**[14:30] ---**
they, uh...
**[14:32] ---**
sell it.
**[14:34] ---**
*Huh? What do they sell?*
**[14:37] ---**
Their sexual organs.
**[14:40] ---**
*Wait, d-does that mean...*
**[14:43] ---**
*they sell their bodies?*
**[14:45] ---**
Yes.
**[14:46] ---**
That's another way of putting it.
**[14:48] ---**
*No way am I going to let you do that, Jess!*
**[14:52] ---**
*Leave it to me!*
**[14:53] ---**
*I've got an idea!*
**[14:57] ---**
*Tell him you're offering this pig, too!*
**[15:00] ---**
*You're going to sell me!*
**[15:01] ---**
*Use your 200 golts and me
to buy that rista!*
**[15:03] ---**
*But—*
**[15:04] ---**
*Don't worry.*
**[15:05] ---**
*I'm no ordinary pig.*
**[15:07] ---**
*I'm going to find my chance no matter what
to make a run for it.*
**[15:09] ---**
*So go on and say it.*
**[15:12] ---**
What's the matter?
**[15:14] ---**
There's nothing I can do for you
if you don't speak up.
**[15:16] ---**
*Jess!*
**[15:18] ---**
*Do it for my sake, too!*
**[15:22] ---**
Um...
**[15:23] ---**
In addition to my 200 golts,
I'll give you this pig, as well.
**[15:27] ---**
Would you please sell me
a black rista for that?
**[15:30] ---**
But that's livestock belonging
to House Kiltyrin, right? That won't do.
**[15:35] ---**
*"This pig was supposed to be culled,
but I secretly raised him.*
**[15:38] ---**
*So, he doesn't belong to House Kiltyrin anymore.
And he can do tricks, too!"*
**[15:42] ---**
*Tell him that.*
**[15:43] ---**
I've been secretly raising this piglet
that was supposed to be culled.
**[15:48] ---**
He no longer belongs to House Kiltyrin.
**[15:50] ---**
Also...
**[15:51] ---**
he can do tricks!
**[15:53] ---**
Tricks?
**[15:56] ---**
All right.
**[15:57] ---**
Then, let's see him do one.
**[16:05] ---**
*I have no idea what I should do!*
**[16:07] ---**
*Tell me to do something!*
**[16:11] ---**
Mister Pig! Please dance!
**[16:13] ---**
*Huh? Dance?*
**[16:15] ---**
*That's a tall order
for a scrawny four-eyed guy...*
**[16:19] ---**
*but I have to do it!*
**[16:39] ---**
PIG
**[16:51] ---**
PIG
**[16:52] ---**
*Ah...*
**[16:53] ---**
*Too glorious for words, huh?*
**[16:55] ---**
*Okay!*
**[16:57] ---**
PIG
**[16:58] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[16:58] ---**
*Okay!*
**[16:59] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:01] ---**
*Cool!*
**[17:02] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:02] ---**
*Perfect!*
**[17:04] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:04] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[17:05] ---**
*Cool!*
**[17:06] ---**
*Great!*
**[17:08] ---**
*Cool!*
**[17:09] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:10] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:11] ---**
*Great!*
**[17:12] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:13] ---**
Oh, man!
**[17:14] ---**
That's enough!
**[17:15] ---**
PIG
**[17:16] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[17:16] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:18] ---**
*Perfect!*
**[17:18] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:20] ---**
Make him stop now!
**[17:22] ---**
I can't breathe!
**[17:23] ---**
PIG
**[17:24] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:25] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:26] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[17:27] ---**
*Cool!*
**[17:28] ---**
*Great!*
**[17:29] ---**
*Perfect!*
**[17:30] ---**
M-Mister Pig...
**[17:32] ---**
You can stop now.
**[17:33] ---**
*Huh?*
**[17:33] ---**
PIG
**[17:34] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:35] ---**
*Are you sure I can stop?*
**[17:36] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:37] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[17:38] ---**
*Cool!*
**[17:39] ---**
*Great!*
**[17:40] ---**
*All right, I'm gonna finish with a bang!*
**[17:52] ---**
*Perfect!*
**[18:00] ---**
Amazing! That was amazing!
**[18:03] ---**
Hey, Jess...
**[18:04] ---**
You're really going to sell me
a pig like that?
**[18:06] ---**
*This is great!*
**[18:08] ---**
*Say yes!*
**[18:09] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[18:10] ---**
Hey, did you see those moves he made?
Like an injured heckripon!
**[18:15] ---**
*Heckripon? I'm not sure what he means,
but it sounds like he's mocking me!*
**[18:22] ---**
Man, I'm thrilled!
**[18:24] ---**
All right, Jess,
you can keep your 200 golts!
**[18:27] ---**
I'll trade you a black rista for him!
**[18:30] ---**
*Hey, how generous is that!*
**[18:32] ---**
I'm putting on a show
during tonight's festival.
**[18:35] ---**
And I bet I can make a killing
if I use this pig!
**[18:38] ---**
*Tonight, huh?*
**[18:39] ---**
*If I run off before he makes his killing,
he'll turn his rage onto Jess!*
**[18:44] ---**
*Not good! I need a plan!*
**[18:46] ---**
Um, about the festival...
Please let me help you with that, too!
**[18:50] ---**
*Hey, Jess! Hold up! If you do that—*
**[18:53] ---**
I'm the one who raised Mister Pig.
**[18:55] ---**
I'd like to see him make his mark.
**[18:58] ---**
I'll serve you free of charge.
**[19:00] ---**
*I didn't want to create a situation
that would throw suspicion on Jess.*
**[19:04] ---**
Of course.
**[19:06] ---**
But what about your work
for House Kiltyrin?
**[19:09] ---**
If they were to reproach me for this,
I couldn't hope to stay in business.
**[19:13] ---**
It's all right.
**[19:15] ---**
You see, another Yethma is coming
to replace me tonight.
**[19:21] ---**
Is that right?
**[19:22] ---**
So, the time has come already, huh?
**[19:25] ---**
*Huh?*
**[19:26] ---**
I see. That's why you're selling the pig.
**[19:29] ---**
Right, gotcha.
**[19:30] ---**
I'll arrange the schedule
so you can see the show, so help me out.
**[19:34] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[19:35] ---**
All right, come to the town plaza
by sundown, then.
**[19:39] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[19:40] ---**
I'm sorry, Mister Pig.
**[19:42] ---**
For settling things without asking you.
**[19:44] ---**
*Hey, no problem!*
**[19:45] ---**
*Just make sure you don't help me escape.*
**[19:48] ---**
*I can't let them start suspecting you.*
**[19:51] ---**
*Will you be okay?*
**[19:53] ---**
*Sure. Who do you think I am?*
**[19:56] ---**
*I'm the dirty scrawny four-eyed virgin.*
**[19:58] ---**
*It just won't do for you
to underestimate me.*
**[20:01] ---**
Here you go. My parting gift.
**[20:02] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[20:04] ---**
This is such great help to me!
**[20:06] ---**
All right, I'll be back
after I've run some errands.
**[20:09] ---**
Sure thing. I'm counting on you!
**[20:11] ---**
*Okay, Mister Pig.*
**[20:12] ---**
*I'll see you at the festival!*
**[20:14] ---**
*Sure! See you!*
**[20:28] ---**
*Now then, what am I going to do? Huh?*
**[20:32] ---**
Sorry, but you'll have to sit still
like a good boy for now...
**[20:35] ---**
Mister Pig.
**[20:36] ---**
Even a Pig Will Dance
If You Flatter Them Enough
**[20:43] ---**
*So, we've got the black rista in hand,
but next up is the escape mission, huh?*
**[20:48] ---**
*I sure did put on a show for Jess...*
**[20:50] ---**
*but what should I do now?*
**[20:52] ---**
Mister Pig!
**[20:53] ---**
*Huh?*
**[20:55] ---**
*Whoa!*
**[20:56] ---**
*You're in a maid's outfit!*
**[20:59] ---**
*Now, if you were to call me "Master"
while dressed like that...*
**[21:01] ---**
*I'd be like, "Oink, oink, oink!"*
**[21:04] ---**
*Huh?*
**[21:05] ---**
Hmm?
**[21:06] ---**
Oh, you mean these.
**[21:10] ---**
I thought you might be hungry,
so I brought these for you.
**[21:16] ---**
Please go ahead and eat them...
**[21:19] ---**
M-Master.
**[21:22] ---**
*Oink!*
**[21:23] ---**
*Thank you!*
**[21:24] ---**
*I shall partake!*
**[21:27] ---**
*Mmm, these sure are tasty!*
**[21:29] ---**
*I owe you big time!*
**[21:30] ---**
*Jess, let's decide on a place to meet
after I've escaped.*
**[21:35] ---**
*A place to meet?*
**[21:38] ---**
*Let's see.*
**[21:40] ---**
*Where should it be?*
**[21:41] ---**
*Are you going back to House Kiltyrin
after the festival?*
**[21:46] ---**
*Yes.*
**[21:47] ---**
*Since I have to prepare for my trip.*
**[21:49] ---**
*Then, how about that spot under the big tree
you took me to this morning?*
**[21:53] ---**
*I'll figure something out by daybreak.*
**[21:55] ---**
*So, come to that spot
when the sun starts rising.*
**[22:00] ---**
*Understood.*
**[22:01] ---**
*Don't worry, Jess.*
**[22:03] ---**
*Who do you think I am?*
**[22:06] ---**
*You're Mister Dirty Scrawny
Four-eyed Virgin, right?*
**[22:09] ---**
*Not that that's my name.*
**[22:12] ---**
*Right.*
**[22:13] ---**
*Don't you underestimate me!*
**[22:14] ---**
*I'll bust out, no matter what!*
**[22:16] ---**
*So don't worry about a thing!*
**[22:18] ---**
*Understood.*
**[22:19] ---**
*Then I'll trust you!*
# E3 - You Must Not Fall in Love with Your Oshi
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3M5DJ/you-must-not-fall-in-love-with-your-oshi)
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**[00:14] ---**
And there you have it!
**[00:15] ---**
The Lmaoh Hunting Gear Shop!
**[00:17] ---**
You can find the Lmaoh Hunting Gear Shop's
whole roast pig at the right of the stage!
**[00:23] ---**
We'll be waiting to serve you!
**[00:26] ---**
*I see.*
**[00:27] ---**
*These onstage performances have
an impact on each shop's stall sales.*
**[00:32] ---**
*But really...*
**[00:34] ---**
*Jess is such a hard worker.*
**[00:38] ---**
*While on the other hand...*
**[00:40] ---**
Oh, man.
**[00:41] ---**
I can't wait to get this over with
and go for a drink.
**[00:45] ---**
You said it!
**[00:46] ---**
*Why aren't they helping Jess?*
**[00:50] ---**
Evening, fellows!
**[00:51] ---**
Thanks for keeping an eye on the shop!
**[00:53] ---**
Thank you, sir!
**[00:54] ---**
Give it your all tonight!
**[00:56] ---**
I'm sure we'll have tons of customers...
**[00:58] ---**
so I've doubled our usual stock of liquor.
**[01:01] ---**
Doubled it?
**[01:02] ---**
Yeah. I've got high hopes
for the Yethma's pig...
**[01:05] ---**
so I just made a last-minute purchase.
**[01:07] ---**
*There he goes again,
calling Jess Yethma instead of by name.*
**[01:11] ---**
*He may be looking out for her,
but that reeks of discrimination!*
**[01:16] ---**
*Oh, whatever.*
**[01:17] ---**
*We won't be seeing them again
after tonight anyway.*
**[01:20] ---**
*Let me draw enough customers
to make these lazy saps squeal...*
**[01:24] ---**
*so they can rake in all the cash they want!*
**[01:27] ---**
*After that...*
**[01:28] ---**
*it's goodbye!*
**[03:01] ---**
Everyone, I'm with Kilins Jewels!
**[03:04] ---**
Until yesterday, I'd planned on having
a musical band perform for you...
**[03:09] ---**
but tonight, along with the band...
**[03:11] ---**
this special pig will be gracing the stage!
**[03:17] ---**
*I'd totally forgotten about this part!*
**[03:19] ---**
I have no doubt in my mind that this will be
something you've never seen before!
**[03:24] ---**
So please sit back and watch!
**[03:28] ---**
*I was the kid who got so nervous, I'd stammer
just introducing myself to my classmates...*
**[03:32] ---**
*and now I'm going to dance
in front of this crowd?*
**[03:35] ---**
*Impossible!*
**[03:36] ---**
*Huh?*
**[03:38] ---**
*Jess!*
**[03:39] ---**
*You're cheering me on
like the brave soul that you are?*
**[03:41] ---**
*So sweet!*
**[03:43] ---**
*Oh... When I'm done...*
**[03:44] ---**
*I'd love to cradle my head
on Jess's soft thighs...*
**[03:47] ---**
*lick Jess's face like a dog
and drench her with my slobber! Jess's tiny—*
**[03:52] ---**
*Excuse me.*
**[03:53] ---**
*I can hear all that.*
**[03:54] ---**
*Huh? You can?*
**[03:58] ---**
All right, pig!
**[03:59] ---**
Time to dance!
**[04:05] ---**
*All right.*
**[04:06] ---**
*I'm gonna do it!*
**[04:10] ---**
PIG
**[04:19] ---**
*Okay!*
**[04:22] ---**
PIG
**[04:23] ---**
*Yes! Yeah!*
**[04:25] ---**
*Okay!*
**[04:30] ---**
PIG
**[04:30] ---**
*Yes! Cool!*
**[04:32] ---**
*Yeah! Great!*
**[04:35] ---**
PIG
**[04:35] ---**
*Okay!*
**[04:36] ---**
*Yes!*
**[04:37] ---**
*Cool!*
**[04:38] ---**
*Great!*
**[04:39] ---**
*Okay!*
**[04:40] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[04:41] ---**
*Great!*
**[04:42] ---**
*Perfect!*
**[04:42] ---**
*Okay!*
**[04:44] ---**
*Yes!*
**[04:44] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[04:45] ---**
*Cool!*
**[04:46] ---**
*Yes!*
**[04:47] ---**
*Okay!*
**[04:47] ---**
*Great!*
**[04:48] ---**
*Perfect!*
**[04:50] ---**
PIG
**[04:50] ---**
*Okay!*
**[04:51] ---**
*Yes!*
**[04:52] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[04:53] ---**
*Cool! Okay!*
**[04:54] ---**
*Great! Perfect!*
**[04:55] ---**
*Okay! Yes!*
**[04:57] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[04:58] ---**
*Okay!*
**[04:58] ---**
*Cool!*
**[04:59] ---**
*Great!*
**[05:00] ---**
*Okay!*
**[05:00] ---**
*Yes! Yeah!*
**[05:01] ---**
*Okay! Cool!*
**[05:03] ---**
*Yes!*
**[05:03] ---**
*Yeah! Okay!*
**[05:05] ---**
*Great!*
**[05:06] ---**
*Perfect!*
**[05:19] ---**
You Must Not Fall in Love
with Your Oshi
**[05:23] ---**
Hey, pig!
**[05:24] ---**
That was incredible!
**[05:26] ---**
Look at the crowd you brought in!
**[05:29] ---**
*It's all well and good that he's happy...*
**[05:31] ---**
*but I just know I twisted it when I fell!*
**[05:34] ---**
*Um...*
**[05:35] ---**
*Your injury... Are you okay?*
**[05:37] ---**
*Jess!*
**[05:38] ---**
*Sure!*
**[05:39] ---**
*I made a soft landing!*
**[05:40] ---**
*No sweat!*
**[05:41] ---**
Ah, Jess...
**[05:43] ---**
It's late.
**[05:44] ---**
You can head home now.
**[05:46] ---**
Go on now.
**[05:47] ---**
But...
**[05:48] ---**
I think it's really going to get busy now.
**[05:51] ---**
That's true, but I couldn't let myself
impose on House Kiltyrin any longer.
**[05:56] ---**
Don't worry...
**[05:57] ---**
my young guys will take it from here!
**[06:00] ---**
But...
**[06:01] ---**
*Jess...*
**[06:03] ---**
*Just go home like the old guy says.*
**[06:05] ---**
*I'll be just fine!*
**[06:07] ---**
*If you stay any longer, they'll start
suspecting you after I've escaped!*
**[06:11] ---**
*That's one thing I want to avoid!*
**[06:13] ---**
*So go on please!*
**[06:15] ---**
*You're really going to be fine?*
**[06:18] ---**
*Sure! You can count on me!*
**[06:19] ---**
*Very well.*
**[06:21] ---**
*Then, I'll be waiting for you
tomorrow morning under that tree.*
**[06:24] ---**
*Right.*
**[06:27] ---**
All right, then...
**[06:28] ---**
thank you for everything until now!
**[06:31] ---**
Well, you take care of yourself.
**[06:43] ---**
I'm leaving the shop to you guys!
**[06:45] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[06:48] ---**
*I was full of bravado just now
for Jess's sake...*
**[06:51] ---**
*but worst case,
this pain could mean a fracture.*
**[06:53] ---**
*Will I be able to make my escape on this leg?*
**[06:56] ---**
Hey, piggie!
**[06:58] ---**
Do something, will ya?
**[07:01] ---**
*This is no time to whine! Right now...*
**[07:04] ---**
*I've got to get everything in order!*
**[07:23] ---**
Hey, youngster...
**[07:24] ---**
Could you take that collar off?
**[07:27] ---**
*Aha!*
**[07:29] ---**
For 10 golts a bottle, sure!
**[07:31] ---**
All right, you've got it.
**[07:34] ---**
Thank you for your business!
**[07:35] ---**
Hey!
**[07:36] ---**
Yo!
**[07:38] ---**
There you go!
**[07:40] ---**
*Just like I drew it up.*
**[07:44] ---**
*The physical barrier has been cleared.*
**[07:47] ---**
*Now all that's left is the human barrier.*
**[08:00] ---**
Oink, oink.
**[08:02] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[08:03] ---**
You want me to dance, too?
**[08:05] ---**
Oink.
**[08:09] ---**
All right!
**[08:19] ---**
If you want to dance with the pig,
please buy a bottle!
**[08:22] ---**
Gotcha!
**[08:24] ---**
I'll take it!
**[08:25] ---**
Thanks!
**[08:28] ---**
*All right!*
**[08:29] ---**
*That's it.*
**[08:31] ---**
*Drink more liquor!*
**[08:33] ---**
*Keep getting drunker and drunker!*
**[08:52] ---**
*I made my escape, all right.*
**[08:54] ---**
*Now I just have to head to that spot.*
**[08:57] ---**
*But...*
**[08:58] ---**
*if Jess finds out about this injury...*
**[09:00] ---**
*she might end up using
that black rista again.*
**[09:03] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:10] ---**
*I guess I'll draw less attention
going this way.*
**[09:20] ---**
You messed up, so you clean it up yourself.
**[09:21] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:22] ---**
Sorry, man.
**[09:23] ---**
But there's nothing I can do!
**[09:24] ---**
All you had to do
was make it look like an accident!
**[09:27] ---**
You don't get it!
**[09:28] ---**
The pig she had with her
suddenly made a run for it...
**[09:30] ---**
and they were gone just like that!
**[09:32] ---**
*That voice... It's the rista dealer
from this afternoon.*
**[09:35] ---**
*Is he talking about me?*
**[09:37] ---**
*Who's the other guy?*
**[09:38] ---**
Then, kill her!
**[09:40] ---**
Huh?
**[09:41] ---**
You know where the mansion is, right?
**[09:44] ---**
Just tail her and then off her.
**[09:45] ---**
Hold up a second!
I'm really sorry about this, okay?
**[09:48] ---**
That's way too harsh! If I'm caught killing
a House Kiltyrin Yethma, I'll be done for!
**[09:53] ---**
You only have yourself to blame.
**[09:54] ---**
If you don't want to do it yourself,
**[09:56] ---**
get a Yethma hunter
from the provinces to do it for you.
**[09:58] ---**
No way would a hired Yethma hunter
do that for me!
**[10:02] ---**
Offer him big money.
**[10:03] ---**
Like I have those kinds of funds.
**[10:06] ---**
Listen up!
**[10:08] ---**
Either you kill the Yethma
or you die yourself.
**[10:12] ---**
You make sure you bring me
the corpse of that Yethma by tomorrow night.
**[10:16] ---**
Or else...
**[10:17] ---**
I'll kill you along with her.
**[10:30] ---**
Damn!
**[10:31] ---**
I just gotta do it, right?
**[10:33] ---**
*Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!*
**[10:35] ---**
*Why are they talking
about killing Jess now?*
**[10:37] ---**
*Just hold up a second!
I need time to think!*
**[10:39] ---**
*Is that guy heading over to where Jess is?*
**[10:41] ---**
*I have to stop him
whatever it takes! Right?*
**[10:44] ---**
*But what can I do?*
**[10:45] ---**
*A farm animal reduced to trembling...*
**[10:47] ---**
*What on earth can I do?*
**[10:49] ---**
*Actually, why can't I move my legs?*
**[10:51] ---**
*Dammit, dammit, dammit,
dammit, dammit, dammit!*
**[10:54] ---**
*No, calm down, me!*
**[10:56] ---**
*How can you stand here frozen with fear,*
**[10:57] ---**
*allowing the pure young girl
who awaits me to end up being killed?*
**[11:06] ---**
*Okay, I'm going to follow that guy!*
**[11:09] ---**
*Come up with a plan
while you're watching his moves!*
**[11:11] ---**
*Where'd he go?*
**[11:14] ---**
*That's right! I'm a pig!*
**[11:16] ---**
*I have a wider field of view than humans!*
**[11:18] ---**
*And on top of that,
if I use my porcine sense of smell...*
**[11:21] ---**
*That unique stench
of a human smoker's breath!*
**[11:23] ---**
*The stale smell of hair
that's never gotten a decent wash!*
**[11:26] ---**
*And above all, that mint-like fragrance!*
**[11:30] ---**
*Found him!*
**[11:31] ---**
*I can still pursue him!*
**[11:33] ---**
*I can't afford to give up!*
**[11:35] ---**
*A pig has his own brand of specialty!*
**[11:39] ---**
*Think, me!*
**[11:41] ---**
*What can you do to protect Jess?*
**[11:43] ---**
*What's in that bag?
The tools of his trade?*
**[11:46] ---**
*With that baggage to haul...*
**[11:47] ---**
*and on that bad leg,
he probably has no agility.*
**[11:50] ---**
*So should I get ahead of him
and make a run for it with Jess?*
**[11:54] ---**
*What are those Yethma hunters
that big guy mentioned?*
**[11:58] ---**
*Even if we escape, can we survive
if they come after us?*
**[12:01] ---**
*How can I make those villains
give up on the idea of killing her?*
**[12:12] ---**
*I don't have much time!*
**[12:13] ---**
*I'll just have to meet up with Jess
before he gets to her!*
**[12:18] ---**
*Dammit!*
**[12:21] ---**
*Run, pig!*
**[12:22] ---**
*I'm going to save Jess!*
**[12:33] ---**
*All right. That guy's not here yet.*
**[12:36] ---**
*Jess! Hey, Jess!*
**[12:38] ---**
*Can you hear me?*
**[12:39] ---**
*Crap, is she asleep?*
**[12:42] ---**
*What should I do?*
**[12:43] ---**
*Don't panic!*
**[12:44] ---**
*Regain your composure and think!*
**[12:46] ---**
*According to those villains,*
**[12:48] ---**
*House Kiltyrin's sway
is as powerful as Jess said it was.*
**[12:51] ---**
*They know where the mansion is,
and yet he said, "Tail her and then off her."*
**[12:55] ---**
*That has to mean that they can't kill her
on the House Kiltyrin grounds!*
**[13:00] ---**
*Which means I can predict
what that guy's going to do!*
**[13:03] ---**
*He's going to keep an eye on the mansion
until Jess comes out...*
**[13:05] ---**
*and ambush her as soon as she emerges!*
**[13:07] ---**
*So, he's going to lie in wait for Jess
outside the mansion, huh?*
**[13:11] ---**
*Jess will be heading
to the farm before sunrise.*
**[13:14] ---**
*The timing couldn't be more perfect for him!*
**[13:17] ---**
*I can't let that happen!*
**[13:20] ---**
*Isn't there some way
I can tell her what's going on?*
**[13:26] ---**
*I have zero experience, so I have no clue...*
**[13:29] ---**
*but at times like these,
how early would a girl typically show up?*
**[13:34] ---**
*A girl like Jess just might...*
**[13:39] ---**
*Reaching out a helping hand to me
when I was covered in mud...*
**[13:41] ---**
*Using a black rista no less.*
**[13:44] ---**
*With no regard for the consequences...*
**[13:46] ---**
*Where can I ever find
someone so kind in my life?*
**[13:49] ---**
*Nope!*
**[13:50] ---**
*I mean, I can't!*
**[13:52] ---**
*Otaku always fall in love so easily!*
**[13:54] ---**
*I can't let my thoughts go there now!*
**[14:23] ---**
*Hey!*
**[14:24] ---**
*It's still the middle of the night!*
**[14:26] ---**
*You didn't come here this early
to wait for me, did you?*
**[14:32] ---**
*It looks painful.
Those are the hands of a hard worker.*
**[14:35] ---**
*Killing a child like this...*
**[14:37] ---**
*That can't be anything a human would do!*
**[14:39] ---**
*I won't let Jess get hurt
just so that man can keep himself safe!*
**[14:43] ---**
*If he so much as lays a finger on her,
I'll rip his whole arm off with my teeth!*
**[14:49] ---**
*Jess...*
**[14:50] ---**
*Wake up!*
**[14:52] ---**
*Hey, Jess!*
**[14:56] ---**
*She's awake! Whoa!*
**[14:58] ---**
I was...
**[15:00] ---**
so worried about you!
**[15:07] ---**
*Jess, listen to me.*
**[15:09] ---**
*The man who was selling ristae
this afternoon in that back alley...*
**[15:12] ---**
*is on his way to kill you,
and he's getting close!*
**[15:15] ---**
*If I'm guessing right,
it's to silence you.*
**[15:18] ---**
*They're into some shady business.*
**[15:21] ---**
*And if House Kiltyrin, their masters,
find out about it, it'll be all over for them.*
**[15:24] ---**
But...
**[15:25] ---**
But I would never tell!
**[15:27] ---**
*I'm sure you wouldn't,
but that doesn't matter to villains like them!*
**[15:31] ---**
What should I do?
**[15:32] ---**
If I get killed...
**[15:34] ---**
you might never get
your human form back, Mister Pig.
**[15:37] ---**
*How can you worry about me right now?*
**[15:42] ---**
*Anyway, let's put our heads together
and figure this out!*
**[15:45] ---**
In that case, why don't we
just run off together now?
**[15:49] ---**
*That wouldn't solve anything, would it?*
**[15:52] ---**
*For one thing, they may pursue us...*
**[15:54] ---**
*and for another, they might attack you
when you come back here!*
**[15:58] ---**
*I think the best thing to do...*
**[16:00] ---**
*would be to tell House Kiltyrin about
his dastardly deeds and have them arrest him!*
**[16:04] ---**
But... I wonder if they'd go
that far just for me.
**[16:09] ---**
*Haven't you served them here
for a long time?*
**[16:12] ---**
Yes.
**[16:13] ---**
But I'm a Yethma.
**[16:16] ---**
In terms of rank...
**[16:18] ---**
House Kiltyrin and I
couldn't be further apart.
**[16:20] ---**
I don't see them lending an ear
to anything I might say.
**[16:25] ---**
*But if something were to happen to you,
it wouldn't be good for House Kiltyrin, either, right?*
**[16:28] ---**
*You're still in your peak working years.*
**[16:31] ---**
Um...
**[16:32] ---**
*What's wrong?*
**[16:34] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[16:35] ---**
The truth is, I'm not going back
to the mansion.
**[16:39] ---**
*I was starting to get that feeling...
but it's true, then.*
**[16:43] ---**
*All right.*
**[16:44] ---**
*You can tell me the reason another time.*
**[16:46] ---**
*For now, let's figure out
what we're going to do.*
**[16:50] ---**
*Isn't there some way to create a situation
that would force House Kiltyrin to take action?*
**[16:56] ---**
*Jess, is there any kind of facility on this farm
where we could lock someone up?*
**[17:00] ---**
Let's see.
**[17:02] ---**
There's a warehouse for masonry.
**[17:04] ---**
If we lock it from the outside...
**[17:06] ---**
he couldn't get out.
**[17:08] ---**
*Can you get hold of the key?*
**[17:10] ---**
Yes.
**[17:11] ---**
It's right inside the kitchen door,
so I think I should be fine.
**[17:15] ---**
*I see.*
**[17:16] ---**
*So, you'll have to make sure you don't get caught
while you're retrieving that key.*
**[17:21] ---**
*Tell me, Jess.*
**[17:22] ---**
*Even if you're just a servant...*
**[17:23] ---**
*you can at least leave the people
of House Kiltyrin a note, right?*
**[17:27] ---**
Yes. That wouldn't be a problem.
**[17:29] ---**
*Okay. Then, let me tell you about our plan.*
**[17:37] ---**
*He's targeting you, not me, Jess.*
**[17:39] ---**
*Worst-case scenario,
you run off by yourself.*
**[17:43] ---**
*Never mind!*
**[17:44] ---**
*As long as I don't mess up,
we'll be fine!*
**[18:20] ---**
*All right. If he sees
that I'm leading him toward a campfire...*
**[18:23] ---**
*he'll think that Jess might be there.*
**[18:30] ---**
*There you go.*
**[18:31] ---**
*Just stay right there by the fire.*
**[18:33] ---**
*That will close your pupils...*
**[18:36] ---**
*and the visual pigment
in your rod cells will be depleted.*
**[18:38] ---**
*That's light adaptation.*
**[18:41] ---**
*Jess, we're good! Do it now!*
**[18:43] ---**
*Okay!*
**[18:45] ---**
*It takes time for humans
to get used to seeing in the dark!*
**[18:48] ---**
*You shouldn't be able to spot Jess
with your vision in its current state!*
**[18:53] ---**
*Mister Pig!*
**[18:54] ---**
*All right!*
**[19:10] ---**
*Are you ready, Jess?*
**[19:12] ---**
*Yes. I'm hiding behind the warehouse.*
**[19:14] ---**
*All right! Then let's do it!*
**[19:24] ---**
*So far, it's all going according to plan.*
**[19:29] ---**
*Oh, crap!*
**[19:30] ---**
*Even with that bad leg, there's a good chance
that he could escape from that window!*
**[19:33] ---**
*So, it's not enough
to just lock him in from the outside?*
**[19:37] ---**
*In that case...*
**[19:38] ---**
*can I make it without messing up?*
**[19:40] ---**
*No, I'm not onstage
before an audience this time!*
**[19:43] ---**
*We nerds shine where no one can see us!*
**[19:49] ---**
*I'm going to protect Jess!*
**[19:51] ---**
*It's time for me to pay her back!*
**[19:56] ---**
*Huh?*
**[19:58] ---**
*Go!*
**[20:02] ---**
*How's that?*
**[20:03] ---**
*Pig skulls are hard!*
**[20:05] ---**
What's up with you?
**[20:07] ---**
*Oh, crap! So he can still move
his left leg, huh?*
**[20:10] ---**
*Then, let me inflict another blow on him!*
**[20:12] ---**
You little... Damn you!
**[20:15] ---**
You...
**[20:19] ---**
*Take this!*
**[20:21] ---**
Ow!
**[20:23] ---**
*Okay!*
**[20:23] ---**
*Now he's immobilized!*
**[20:27] ---**
*Jess! Now's your chance!*
**[20:28] ---**
*Close this door!*
**[20:30] ---**
*Right!*
**[20:34] ---**
*Good job!*
**[20:35] ---**
*You're safe now!*
**[20:37] ---**
Thank good—
**[20:40] ---**
*Jess...*
**[20:43] ---**
Mister Pig!
**[20:45] ---**
*So I got stabbed, huh?*
**[20:48] ---**
*But thanks to this pain,
I now know without a doubt...*
**[20:50] ---**
*that this world is no dream.*
**[20:53] ---**
*I've really been reincarnated into an isekai.*
**[20:57] ---**
*Am I...*
**[20:59] ---**
*going to die?*
**[21:00] ---**
Don't do it!
**[21:01] ---**
Mister Pig!
I don't want you to die!
**[21:04] ---**
*Jess...*
**[21:05] ---**
*It was only for a short time...*
**[21:07] ---**
*but it was fun.*
**[21:08] ---**
Don't say that!
**[21:09] ---**
Aren't you coming
with me to the royal capital?
**[21:12] ---**
*Just forget about me.*
**[21:14] ---**
*All you have to do
is take care of what you need to do.*
**[21:18] ---**
*Don't you worry about me.*
**[21:21] ---**
That's not it!
**[21:23] ---**
That's not what I'm really talking about!
**[21:27] ---**
Um...
**[21:28] ---**
I still haven't even let you
see me naked, Mister Pig!
**[21:31] ---**
You're the one who told me...
**[21:35] ---**
to save it for just the right time!
**[21:37] ---**
*Just the scrawny four-eyed virgin
talking nonsense.*
**[21:40] ---**
*Forget about it.*
**[21:41] ---**
But, no...
**[21:48] ---**
*I'm sleepy.*
**[21:50] ---**
*The blood loss must be hindering
the flow of oxygen to my brain.*
**[21:54] ---**
*Compared to dying of food poisoning...*
**[21:57] ---**
*what greater bliss could there be than having
a beautiful young girl at my deathbed?*
**[22:02] ---**
*Nice to meet you, too, Mister Pig!*
**[22:05] ---**
*If you do it again...*
**[22:06] ---**
*then I'm going to bully you, Mister Pig!*
**[22:09] ---**
*If you keep calling me
a "beauty" or an "angel"...*
**[22:12] ---**
*I'm going to have to spank you, Mister Pig!*
**[22:14] ---**
*I would be happy to go with you.*
**[22:17] ---**
*Perhaps this is fate?*
**[22:26] ---**
Please...
**[22:28] ---**
Please don't leave me alone!
# E4 - Be Careful How You Ride a Pig
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXQ8GK/be-careful-how-you-ride-a-pig)
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**[00:06] ---**
*Where...*
**[00:08] ---**
*am I?*
**[00:14] ---**
*H-Huh?*
**[00:16] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[00:18] ---**
You've woken up...
**[00:20] ---**
Mister Pig!
**[00:24] ---**
*Oh, hey!*
**[00:24] ---**
*That's right! I...*
**[00:29] ---**
*You used that guy's black rista on me?*
**[00:31] ---**
Yes. There was barely any left...
**[00:35] ---**
but I was able to make it work
by combining them.
**[00:37] ---**
I left the remaining ristae
at the mansion with my note.
**[00:44] ---**
*Jess...*
**[00:46] ---**
Yes?
**[00:47] ---**
*Thank you from the bottom of my heart.*
**[00:49] ---**
*Thanks to you, I'm still alive.*
**[00:50] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[00:55] ---**
I did it because I wanted to.
**[02:31] ---**
We're in a forest in northeastern Kiltyrie.
**[02:35] ---**
If we take that path there...
**[02:37] ---**
I think we'll find several small villages.
**[02:41] ---**
*You don't sound too sure about that.*
**[02:43] ---**
*So that will take us to the royal capital?*
**[02:45] ---**
Yes. If we keep heading north...
**[02:48] ---**
the royal capital is located on a high,
prominent mountain,
**[02:51] ---**
and we'll know it at a glance,
or so I've been told.
**[02:56] ---**
*Come to think of it...*
**[02:57] ---**
*you said this was your first time
traveling, right?*
**[03:01] ---**
It will be fine.
**[03:03] ---**
I'm sure we'll get there.
**[03:06] ---**
*Right.*
**[03:07] ---**
*Then, why don't we get going?*
**[03:09] ---**
*Did you get enough rest?*
**[03:11] ---**
Yes!
**[03:13] ---**
*You put me on that cart and walked all night.
You hardly slept a wink.*
**[03:19] ---**
*Jess...*
**[03:20] ---**
*Why don't you ride on my back?*
**[03:22] ---**
Huh?
**[03:23] ---**
*She's such a sweet girl that even if I asked her
to do it, she'd probably insist on walking.*
**[03:27] ---**
*But I know by now...*
**[03:28] ---**
*how to handle this girl
who's too sweet for her own good.*
**[03:31] ---**
*It's been my childhood dream to have
a sweet, bare-legged girl straddle me.*
**[03:42] ---**
*We just need to stay straight
on this path, right?*
**[03:45] ---**
Yes... Um...
**[03:46] ---**
I think...
**[03:48] ---**
that should be fine.
**[03:49] ---**
*What's the matter?*
**[03:50] ---**
*Do you feel sick?*
**[03:51] ---**
No...
**[03:52] ---**
Uh...
**[03:54] ---**
Since I've never ridden you
before in my life, Mister Pig...
**[03:58] ---**
Um...
**[04:00] ---**
The chafing...
**[04:02] ---**
is ticklish.
**[04:03] ---**
*Chafing?*
**[04:06] ---**
*Whoa! No, no, no, no, no!*
**[04:08] ---**
*What are you doing? That's no way to sit!*
**[04:10] ---**
The way I'm sitting?
**[04:12] ---**
*That's right! My bad!*
**[04:14] ---**
*I should've been more considerate!*
**[04:16] ---**
Oh no, it's not...
**[04:17] ---**
as if it's intolerable!
**[04:20] ---**
It's just that it feels a little strange.
**[04:22] ---**
*Stop it! I'm begging you to stop!*
**[04:24] ---**
*Don't tarnish my blissful time with
a young girl by uttering such shallow words!*
**[04:31] ---**
*This time, try putting
your weight in your hands.*
**[04:34] ---**
Right.
**[04:38] ---**
*How's that?*
**[04:39] ---**
Um...
**[04:40] ---**
Your spine is still...
**[04:43] ---**
*Oh!*
**[04:44] ---**
*It must not be my spine that shows this
purehearted girl what her first time will be like!*
**[04:49] ---**
*Then sit further down my back.*
**[04:51] ---**
*Right in front of my thighs.
Squeeze me hard with your legs.*
**[04:56] ---**
*Let's go.*
**[04:58] ---**
Oh, this is fine!
**[05:00] ---**
*All right, at long last! Huh?*
**[05:04] ---**
*Hey...*
**[05:05] ---**
*What's that?*
**[05:07] ---**
*Are we being targeted?*
**[05:09] ---**
Don't worry.
**[05:11] ---**
That's an animal called a heckripon.
**[05:13] ---**
*Heckripon?*
**[05:15] ---**
*Ah...*
**[05:16] ---**
*The old shopkeeper
mentioned those, right?*
**[05:18] ---**
It won't do us any harm,
so let's keep going.
**[05:24] ---**
*I've never seen anything
like that animal where I come from.*
**[05:28] ---**
I see.
**[05:30] ---**
It's a common creature in Mesteria.
**[05:33] ---**
I'm told that they suddenly increased
their numbers after the end of the dark ages.
**[05:37] ---**
Though there's no end to the odd rumors.
**[05:40] ---**
*Odd rumors? Like what?*
**[05:42] ---**
There are all sorts of myths.
**[05:44] ---**
In some regions,
they're said to bring good fortune,
**[05:47] ---**
while elsewhere, they say that
running into one will bring you misfortune.
**[05:52] ---**
So, when all is said and done...
**[05:53] ---**
I don't think the heckripons do anything at all.
**[05:56] ---**
*You seem to enjoy talking about them, huh?*
**[05:59] ---**
Yes!
**[06:00] ---**
I just love history and folklore!
**[06:02] ---**
*I know you like to read,
but you're into that kind of thing, too?*
**[06:05] ---**
*Hmm, those are good hobbies to have.*
**[06:08] ---**
You think so?
**[06:09] ---**
Do you have any hobbies, Mister Pig?
**[06:12] ---**
*Watching slice-of-life anime shows
and oinking away at beautiful girls.*
**[06:16] ---**
*No way can I ever let that slip!*
**[06:18] ---**
*I like reading, too.*
**[06:20] ---**
*And my current kick
is taste-testing weeds.*
**[06:22] ---**
Do you like stories
that feature beautiful young girls?
**[06:26] ---**
*Yes. That one's my monologue.*
**[06:31] ---**
*Do you know what a mystery is?*
**[06:33] ---**
*I like stories where you solve puzzles.*
**[06:35] ---**
*The kind filled with trivial clues
that lead you to one unexpected fact.*
**[06:41] ---**
I didn't know there were stories like that!
**[06:43] ---**
*We've got a long way to go.
I'll tell you one on the way.*
**[06:47] ---**
Really?
**[06:48] ---**
I can't wait!
**[06:51] ---**
Is it because you read
these stories called mysteries...
**[06:55] ---**
that you're able to notice
all kinds of things?
**[06:59] ---**
*That might be the case.*
**[07:01] ---**
*Well, but it's also partly due to my bad habit
of obsessing over trivial details.*
**[07:06] ---**
Then...
**[07:07] ---**
I guess I can't keep any secrets
from you, Mister Pig.
**[07:10] ---**
*Hey, if there's something
you want to keep from me, that's totally fine.*
**[07:14] ---**
*Just like you're able
to ignore my inner thoughts,*
**[07:18] ---**
*I can refrain from prying
into what you want to keep secret.*
**[07:22] ---**
*Like the reason why you bought a black rista
just before you met me but didn't tell me about it.*
**[07:28] ---**
*The reason why you tried
to pass off this trip as an errand...*
**[07:31] ---**
*when you won't be going back
to House Kiltyrin.*
**[07:33] ---**
*Well, there are others beside those two,
but I'm assuming I don't need to know.*
**[07:39] ---**
Um...
**[07:44] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[07:46] ---**
Will you promise to come with me
to the royal capital...
**[07:50] ---**
even after you've heard
what I have to say?
**[07:52] ---**
*You bet I will!*
**[07:53] ---**
*Because otherwise, I'll have to live on
as a pig for the rest of my life!*
**[07:59] ---**
That's true.
**[08:00] ---**
*Yep!*
**[08:08] ---**
I've made up my mind.
**[08:10] ---**
I'm going to tell you.
**[08:12] ---**
*I've made up my mind, too.*
**[08:14] ---**
*Nothing you say will faze me.*
**[08:16] ---**
*Don't worry!*
**[08:22] ---**
I am...
**[08:23] ---**
going to the royal capital
to offer myself.
**[08:26] ---**
*Hmm?*
**[08:27] ---**
If I don't...
**[08:29] ---**
I will die en route.
**[08:30] ---**
*Huh?*
**[08:31] ---**
That is the fate of a Yethma.
**[08:37] ---**
In Mesteria...
**[08:38] ---**
Yethmas who turn 16
leave the households they're serving...
**[08:42] ---**
and must travel
to the royal capital on their own.
**[08:45] ---**
Most end up losing their lives
along the way.
**[08:48] ---**
The Yethmas who do reach the royal capital
never return home as long as they live.
**[08:54] ---**
*What happens when they get
to the royal capital?*
**[08:57] ---**
*Just what in the world—*
**[08:58] ---**
There are all kinds of rumors...
**[09:00] ---**
but no one knows the truth.
**[09:03] ---**
The royal capital is completely isolated
from the rest of the world...
**[09:07] ---**
and no one knows what it's like inside.
**[09:09] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[09:10] ---**
You're wondering why I left the mansion
as if I was on the run, aren't you?
**[09:15] ---**
*Yeah.*
**[09:17] ---**
Here is my answer.
**[09:18] ---**
This silver collar that I'm wearing...
**[09:21] ---**
It contains an unbelievable amount
of magic power...
**[09:25] ---**
and can be sold at a sky-high price!
**[09:27] ---**
And as this collar is protected
by that magic power...
**[09:30] ---**
it can't be removed
unless they behead me.
**[09:34] ---**
The bones, as well as the body of the Yethma
itself, can also be sold for quite a sum.
**[09:40] ---**
House Kiltyrin receives
a settlement from the dynasty...
**[09:43] ---**
and the moment
I'm no longer a servant, I...
**[09:47] ---**
become a target of the Yethma hunters...
**[09:50] ---**
who make a living killing Yethmas.
**[09:56] ---**
Of course, the people of House Kiltyrin
are all kindhearted...
**[10:00] ---**
so they wouldn't think
of selling me to earn money.
**[10:04] ---**
But I let slip to Mister Kilins
that today was the day I'd be leaving.
**[10:10] ---**
Mister Kilins is also a very kind man.
**[10:14] ---**
But there's no telling when or how
such information might spread.
**[10:18] ---**
So, I took myself as far from the mansion
as possible and was hiding in this forest.
**[10:24] ---**
*What on earth is going on in this world?*
**[10:28] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[10:29] ---**
I guess... you don't want to stay with me.
**[10:33] ---**
*Are you kidding me?*
**[10:36] ---**
*How can I stand by...*
**[10:38] ---**
*and let a sweet girl like you get hurt
in a twisted world like this?*
**[10:43] ---**
*I'm going to the royal capital!*
**[10:44] ---**
*I'm just a pig!*
**[10:46] ---**
*I can't use swords or magic...*
**[10:48] ---**
*but I'm going to use every bit
of my brains to protect you, Jess!*
**[10:51] ---**
*I'm staying right by your side!*
**[10:52] ---**
*I'll be sticking here under your crotch like this
until you get to the royal capital!*
**[11:00] ---**
*Did I just mess up
trying to say something cool?*
**[11:05] ---**
Please step away from me
when I use the restroom, all right?
**[11:09] ---**
*I can't believe how strong this girl is!*
**[11:11] ---**
*She's facing the cruelest of fates,
but she's smiling like it's nothing!*
**[11:15] ---**
*That's how she kept her secret
from me all this time!*
**[11:21] ---**
*Thinking that I might get spooked
into running away from her fate...*
**[11:25] ---**
*No, that's not it.*
**[11:27] ---**
*I think I know why I came
to this world as a pig.*
**[11:32] ---**
Do you really?
**[11:34] ---**
*Perhaps this is fate?*
**[11:38] ---**
*I'm going to the royal capital with you
to get myself turned back into a human.*
**[11:42] ---**
*I appeared in that pigpen...*
**[11:44] ---**
*the day before you set off
on your journey,*
**[11:46] ---**
*so that I could share
that fate with you, right?*
**[11:49] ---**
Yes.
**[11:50] ---**
*You and I share the same destiny.*
**[11:53] ---**
*We'll always be together
at least until we reach the capital!*
**[11:56] ---**
Right.
**[12:07] ---**
*Looks like she was totally exhausted after all.*
**[12:09] ---**
*Yethma hunters?*
**[12:12] ---**
*Yethmas all set off on journeys
to reach the royal capital.*
**[12:15] ---**
*Meaning that these Yethma hunters
need to operate near the royal capital.*
**[12:20] ---**
*In other words, the closer we get
to the royal capital, the goal of this journey,*
**[12:25] ---**
*the more and more danger
we'll find ourselves in.*
**[12:37] ---**
*Jess can hear inner thoughts.*
**[12:39] ---**
*And I'm a pig who can think!*
**[12:41] ---**
*We have to use these weapons to the max
to confront our unjust fate.*
**[12:47] ---**
*And when we reach the royal capital safely,
I'm going to call out that so-called great king!*
**[12:52] ---**
*"Why won't you let Yethmas
live their lives in peace?"*
**[12:57] ---**
*Right now, my blood is boiling
with a sense of purpose!*
**[13:01] ---**
*That liver must also have been heated up good!*
**[13:04] ---**
*For the sake of the young girl
who sleeps upon your back...*
**[13:07] ---**
*use your whole mind and body to think...*
**[13:09] ---**
*pig!*
**[13:14] ---**
*Jess! Wake up, will you, Jess?*
**[13:18] ---**
I'm so sorry!
I've been asleep the whole time!
**[13:23] ---**
*Your silver collar...*
**[13:25] ---**
*That's your identity
as a Yethma, right?*
**[13:27] ---**
Yes.
**[13:28] ---**
*If you hide it,
no one will know you're a Yethma...*
**[13:30] ---**
*and it'll be harder to target you,
don't you think?*
**[13:32] ---**
That's true! You're absolutely right!
**[13:35] ---**
*Then, why don't we buy you a scarf?*
**[13:37] ---**
Oh... Yes!
**[13:39] ---**
*Also, let's not talk to each other
out loud in the village.*
**[13:42] ---**
*Very well.*
**[13:45] ---**
*They have a lot of scarves, don't they?*
**[13:47] ---**
*Which do you think will look good on me?*
**[13:49] ---**
*It can't seem obvious
that you're trying to hide your collar.*
**[13:53] ---**
*That might actually draw attention
to the fact that you're a Yethma.*
**[13:56] ---**
*Shouldn't you pick one
that's a close match for your skin tone?*
**[14:00] ---**
*You're right.*
**[14:02] ---**
*I'm sorry.*
**[14:05] ---**
*Oh, man! Way to take the fun
out of it, otaku!*
**[14:07] ---**
*Jess was having such a good time,
and you had to go and wreck it!*
**[14:14] ---**
*No, hold up!*
**[14:15] ---**
*If you're wearing a scarf
that matches your skin tone,*
**[14:18] ---**
*it'd seem sketchy after all
if they got a good look!*
**[14:20] ---**
*Correction!*
**[14:21] ---**
*Let's pick the one
that looks best on you, Jess!*
**[14:24] ---**
*Oh!*
**[14:25] ---**
*Then, please pick it out for me, Mister Pig!*
**[14:27] ---**
*Huh?*
**[14:28] ---**
*So, at last, the time has come for me
to showcase my true worth, huh?*
**[14:32] ---**
*The scrawny four-eyed super-virgin who hasn't had
a girlfriend for as long as he's been alive...*
**[14:35] ---**
*can now put his vast knowledge
of chino pants and checkered shirts to use...*
**[14:39] ---**
*and pick something out
for this 16-year-old blonde beauty!*
**[14:42] ---**
*The scarf that becomes her
the most, that is!*
**[14:48] ---**
*Any of these scarves
would look great on Jess.*
**[14:54] ---**
*She's wearing a light blue dress right now.*
**[14:56] ---**
*A bluish scarf wouldn't stand out
even from afar.*
**[15:00] ---**
*But wearing something of the same color
would signal a lack of style.*
**[15:03] ---**
*In that case...*
**[15:05] ---**
*How about that light green one?*
**[15:07] ---**
*You mean...*
**[15:08] ---**
*this scarf that looks
like a lovely, shallow lake?*
**[15:11] ---**
*That's the one!*
**[15:13] ---**
*What do you think?*
**[15:14] ---**
*Does it look good on me?*
**[15:15] ---**
*It looks really good on you!*
**[15:16] ---**
*Thank you so much!*
**[15:18] ---**
*I'll go buy it, then!*
**[15:23] ---**
*A lovely, shallow lake, huh?*
**[15:25] ---**
*I could never describe it like that
as long as I lived.*
**[15:47] ---**
*Thank you for waiting!*
**[15:56] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[16:10] ---**
Hello, young miss!
**[16:13] ---**
You seem tired after a long journey.
**[16:16] ---**
You must be hungry!
**[16:17] ---**
Yes, I am.
**[16:20] ---**
Ceres!
**[16:22] ---**
Yes?
**[16:23] ---**
Bring over a steamed towel
and a simple meal, will you?
**[16:27] ---**
Yes, ma'am. Understood.
**[16:37] ---**
Young miss...
**[16:38] ---**
Whether you're crossing the valley from here
or going on to Kiltyrie...
**[16:42] ---**
it'll be nightfall
by the time you reach the next town.
**[16:45] ---**
Why don't you spend the night here?
**[16:47] ---**
Oh...
**[16:48] ---**
Then, if you don't mind...
**[16:50] ---**
Here. Please use this.
**[16:52] ---**
That's so kind of you.
Thank you very much!
**[16:56] ---**
Did you come here from Kiltyrie...
**[16:57] ---**
my young Yethma child?
**[17:00] ---**
Yes!
**[17:02] ---**
Is that right?
**[17:04] ---**
Are you on your way to the royal capital?
**[17:06] ---**
Yes, that's right.
**[17:07] ---**
*Hey, come on. Don't you think
you're being too reckless here?*
**[17:13] ---**
*Jess...*
**[17:13] ---**
*We're making a run for it!*
**[17:15] ---**
*There's a Yethma collar
hanging on the wall!*
**[17:18] ---**
*Don't worry, it's okay.*
**[17:22] ---**
Whose collar is that over there?
**[17:29] ---**
That collar belonged to a Yethma named Eise.
**[17:33] ---**
She was...
**[17:34] ---**
Ceres's predecessor
and used to work here.
**[17:38] ---**
Oh...
**[17:39] ---**
I'm very sad to hear that.
**[17:42] ---**
Where did Miss Eise pass away?
**[17:46] ---**
See, there was a time
when we sheltered Yethmas...
**[17:51] ---**
who'd turned 16 in a convent.
**[17:54] ---**
Are you talking about the convent in Baptsaze?
**[17:57] ---**
So you've heard about it?
**[17:59] ---**
That's right.
This is the village called Baptsaze.
**[18:02] ---**
Is that right?
**[18:04] ---**
You see, I serve House Kiltyrin...
**[18:08] ---**
and I remember how shocked I was,
**[18:09] ---**
even as a young child,
when I heard about that incident.
**[18:13] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[18:17] ---**
She says she's a Yethma
from House Kiltyrin.
**[18:19] ---**
Have a seat over there.
**[18:26] ---**
Speaking of Baptsaze...
**[18:28] ---**
did Miss Eise pass away in that fire?
**[18:33] ---**
No.
**[18:34] ---**
She was taken away
by the Yethma hunters.
**[18:37] ---**
I'm sure that unspeakable things
were done to her before she was killed.
**[18:42] ---**
Then, how did you get this collar?
**[18:44] ---**
There was a hunter who took it back
from the Yethma hunters.
**[18:48] ---**
He's the pride of our village!
**[18:50] ---**
I see.
**[18:51] ---**
*There's nothing sinister
about that collar in your eyes.*
**[18:54] ---**
*It seems like it's actually a source
of solace for you, right, Jess?*
**[18:58] ---**
*Hmm?*
**[19:01] ---**
*Hmm... That brand-new skin stretching from those
slender Achilles tendons to those soft-looking calves...*
**[19:05] ---**
*The folds of skin behind your knees
are a faint pink. Oink, oink.*
**[19:11] ---**
*Not good.*
**[19:12] ---**
*This girl is another Yethma!*
**[19:13] ---**
*She can read my mind!*
**[19:15] ---**
*I'm a pig. I'm a pig. I'm a pig.*
**[19:19] ---**
*Yummy grass. Yummy grass. Yummy grass.*
**[19:24] ---**
Excuse me...
**[19:29] ---**
I have a favor to ask of you.
**[19:31] ---**
Be Careful How You Ride a Pig
**[19:39] ---**
*Jess, about that incident
you mentioned earlier...*
**[19:42] ---**
*Around when did it happen?*
**[19:43] ---**
*It was five years ago.*
**[19:45] ---**
*There was a convent...*
**[19:46] ---**
*sheltering Yethmas who'd reached the age
when they'd normally be traveling to the royal capital.*
**[19:51] ---**
*One night, a fire of unknown cause
broke out at that convent.*
**[19:55] ---**
*Scores of Yethmas died in the fire...*
**[19:57] ---**
*and the ones who fled outside disappeared.*
**[20:01] ---**
*The Yethma hunters got to them?*
**[20:03] ---**
*Yes.*
**[20:04] ---**
*Most likely.*
**[20:05] ---**
*And you want to see
where it all happened, right?*
**[20:08] ---**
Yes!
**[20:09] ---**
I thought I could leave
some flowers there.
**[20:15] ---**
Um...
**[20:16] ---**
Miss Jess...
**[20:18] ---**
Is this pig a friend of yours?
**[20:20] ---**
Yes! He's really a 19-year-old boy!
**[20:24] ---**
*A scrawny four-eyed super-virgin!*
**[20:26] ---**
*Pleased to meet you.*
**[20:28] ---**
Huh? He's actually... a human?
**[20:30] ---**
Yes.
**[20:31] ---**
For some reason,
he's been turned into a pig.
**[20:36] ---**
Once we get to the royal capital, I'm hoping
to have a mage turn him back into a human.
**[20:42] ---**
Oh, is that right?
**[20:43] ---**
Since he was looking at my legs
and having all kinds of thoughts,
**[20:47] ---**
I thought he was one strange pig.
**[20:53] ---**
What a roving eye this pig has!
**[20:55] ---**
*Shame on me.*
**[20:56] ---**
*From now on,
I'm only going to stare at your legs, Jess.*
**[21:03] ---**
*I wonder if this light green scarf
was the right choice.*
**[21:09] ---**
*Mister Pig, there's a reassuring quality
about your inner voice that's unlike anyone else's.*
**[21:14] ---**
*Maybe I should've given it
a little more serious thought.*
**[21:19] ---**
*So little deviation from his outer voice.*
**[21:23] ---**
*Cutie-pie Jess has a face
that's adorable to the extreme,*
**[21:26] ---**
*so to an unpopular otaku, every single scarf seems
like it would be the perfect fit. But the thing is...*
**[21:31] ---**
*was it all right for me
to give in to that?*
**[21:34] ---**
*Wasn't there some other color that would've given
that cute face the ultimate pop?*
**[21:39] ---**
*I've never known an inner soul
as kind as his.*
**[21:45] ---**
Um, Mister Pig!
**[21:48] ---**
Thank you so much
for picking out this scarf!
**[21:52] ---**
*It was no big deal.*
**[21:56] ---**
*Normally, people have
both an outer and an inner side.*
**[22:01] ---**
*Needless to say, so do I.*
**[22:03] ---**
Miss Jess... Mister Pig...
**[22:05] ---**
If we stay on this path a little longer,
we'll reach the ruins of the convent.
**[22:13] ---**
*This is proof that there's really
someone who cares...*
**[22:18] ---**
*about me.*
**[22:24] ---**
*This scarf...*
**[22:26] ---**
*is my treasure!*
# E5 - Nearly All Handsome Guys are Scumbags
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0WQ49/nearly-all-handsome-guys-are-scumbags)
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**[00:05] ---**
*So, this is the convent where it happened.*
**[00:08] ---**
Yes.
**[00:15] ---**
*Jess...*
**[00:24] ---**
*That guy... is the one I saw that day!*
**[00:27] ---**
*I thought he had a keen interest in you!*
**[00:30] ---**
*He wouldn't be a Yethma hunter, would he?*
**[00:32] ---**
Um—
**[01:13] ---**
*He looks like trouble.*
**[02:51] ---**
Mister Pig, what should we do?
**[02:53] ---**
*Even if the three of us tried to take him on,
we wouldn't stand a chance. For now, let's ju—*
**[03:00] ---**
Mister Naut...
**[03:01] ---**
Good afternoon.
**[03:02] ---**
*Huh?*
**[03:03] ---**
*Um, we don't need to worry
about Mister Naut.*
**[03:06] ---**
*What, you know him?*
**[03:07] ---**
*Isn't he a Yethma hunter?*
**[03:09] ---**
*No, he's not.*
**[03:10] ---**
*He's a very kind man.*
**[03:12] ---**
*Please believe me.*
**[03:13] ---**
*Oh, is that right? Very well, then!*
**[03:16] ---**
*Hold on a second, Jess!*
**[03:17] ---**
*It's too soon to trust him!*
**[03:19] ---**
Hey, Ceres...
**[03:21] ---**
That one's a Yethma
heading for the royal capital, right?
**[03:23] ---**
Did you bring them here
for some sightseeing?
**[03:26] ---**
Uh, no.
**[03:27] ---**
I wouldn't say sightseeing.
**[03:29] ---**
I'd like to lay some flowers here.
**[03:36] ---**
Is that your idea of paying your respects?
**[03:38] ---**
That's all well and good, but...
**[03:40] ---**
that scarf... is a dead giveaway
that you're hiding your collar.
**[03:43] ---**
Take it off.
**[03:45] ---**
Put this one on.
**[03:47] ---**
From afar, you can't tell it apart
from your skin.
**[03:50] ---**
But... if someone sees it close-up,
wouldn't that give me away on the spot?
**[03:56] ---**
The point is that no one would be able
to tell at a glance from afar.
**[03:59] ---**
It's not for your sake.
**[04:01] ---**
I'm telling you all this
because you could put Ceres in danger.
**[04:04] ---**
Just do as I say
and put this one on instead.
**[04:06] ---**
All right.
**[04:07] ---**
*Don't let your guard down, Jess!*
**[04:25] ---**
*What are you, an adolescent?*
**[04:27] ---**
*Jeez!*
**[04:28] ---**
*Falling madly in love
with a girl you just met...*
**[04:32] ---**
*Oh well...*
**[04:33] ---**
*but at least he doesn't
seem all that dangerous.*
**[04:36] ---**
*I'm going to keep my true identity
a secret for now.*
**[04:39] ---**
*The second you're in harm's way,
I'll let him know.*
**[04:43] ---**
*What do you say?*
**[04:44] ---**
*Understood.*
**[04:46] ---**
*Will you help us out, too, Cutie-pie Ceres?*
**[04:49] ---**
*Cutie-pie?*
**[04:51] ---**
*Once I get the feeling that I can trust him,
I'll let him know who I am right away.*
**[04:54] ---**
*So, until then, Ceres, could you treat me
like I'm just a random pig?*
**[04:58] ---**
*If you put it that way...*
**[05:00] ---**
*then yes, understood.*
**[05:09] ---**
This should do it.
**[05:12] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[05:14] ---**
By the way...
**[05:16] ---**
I still don't know your name.
**[05:17] ---**
I'm Jess.
**[05:19] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[05:21] ---**
Um...
**[05:23] ---**
Are we allowed to go inside?
**[05:24] ---**
Look what kind of shape it's in.
**[05:27] ---**
Feel free to go in.
**[05:28] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[06:22] ---**
Did that set your mind at ease?
**[06:25] ---**
Then...
**[06:26] ---**
Excuse me!
**[06:28] ---**
I was told that there's a spring
somewhere in this area.
**[06:31] ---**
What, going swimming?
**[06:33] ---**
*Just what do you have in mind?
Are you some kind of scumbag?*
**[06:37] ---**
No.
**[06:38] ---**
I thought I'd wash Mister Pig.
**[06:41] ---**
It's nearby. Come on.
**[06:52] ---**
*Ah!*
**[06:54] ---**
*Ah!*
**[06:56] ---**
*Ah! Thanks!*
**[06:59] ---**
*It's my thanks to you.*
**[07:00] ---**
*You kept on walking
the whole time I was asleep.*
**[07:04] ---**
*Hey, it's a two-way street.*
**[07:06] ---**
*I had no choice but to transport you
because I had to flee.*
**[07:11] ---**
*But that wasn't the case with you.*
**[07:14] ---**
*You did it so that I could sleep—*
**[07:16] ---**
*You're wrong about that.*
**[07:17] ---**
*Am I, really?*
**[07:19] ---**
*I did it out of my desire
to be straddled by those soft thighs of yours.*
**[07:24] ---**
*Okay, let's leave it at that, then.*
**[07:27] ---**
*Oink!*
**[07:33] ---**
*He's wearing his heart on his sleeve.*
**[07:47] ---**
Can I get two beers?
**[07:53] ---**
Excuse me...
**[07:54] ---**
I...
**[07:55] ---**
Don't worry about money.
**[07:57] ---**
I'll pay.
**[07:59] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[08:01] ---**
But...
**[08:02] ---**
won't that get you in trouble with Ceres?
**[08:04] ---**
Why would I get in trouble with her?
**[08:06] ---**
Well, well, Naut!
**[08:08] ---**
I didn't know you were here!
**[08:10] ---**
Hey Grams, long time no see!
**[08:11] ---**
How's the hunting going?
**[08:13] ---**
Did it go well?
**[08:14] ---**
It's going great.
**[08:16] ---**
I'm sure I can deliver you
some bear meat tomorrow.
**[08:19] ---**
Is that right? That's our Naut!
**[08:22] ---**
I'll make a stew
and serve it to you on the house!
**[08:24] ---**
I can't wait.
**[08:26] ---**
Then, do you think Jess can have
some of that stew, too, Grams?
**[08:30] ---**
You know as well as I do.
**[08:31] ---**
I can't keep a Yethma on her way
to the royal capital here for long.
**[08:36] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[08:37] ---**
but I'm going to have Jess
leave tomorrow morning.
**[08:40] ---**
You're fine with that, aren't you?
**[08:41] ---**
Yes.
**[08:42] ---**
I'll be leaving for the royal capital
tomorrow morning.
**[08:46] ---**
Naut, try to confine your hunting to beasts.
**[08:49] ---**
It's no secret to me...
**[08:52] ---**
what you have in mind, you know.
**[08:54] ---**
After all, she does look a little like her.
**[08:57] ---**
I thought the same
when I first met her myself.
**[09:00] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[09:01] ---**
Just leave me alone.
**[09:04] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[09:07] ---**
Uh... Um...
**[09:09] ---**
I...
**[09:10] ---**
have never had alcohol before.
**[09:12] ---**
They've got good beer here.
**[09:13] ---**
If you don't like it, I'll drink it.
**[09:15] ---**
Just try tasting it.
**[09:19] ---**
Well then, if you insist.
**[09:25] ---**
I-It's delicious!
**[09:30] ---**
Why did you kill that heckripon, Mister Naut?
**[09:34] ---**
Heckripons... are creatures
that I've decided to kill on sight.
**[09:38] ---**
They only bring misfortune.
**[09:40] ---**
Although it's only been in the last few years
that people started saying that.
**[09:45] ---**
*Hey, thanks!*
**[09:46] ---**
*Sure, no problem.*
**[09:49] ---**
Hey, Jess...
**[09:50] ---**
Is that pig your pet?
**[09:52] ---**
Um...
**[09:54] ---**
He's my friend!
**[09:56] ---**
I see.
**[09:57] ---**
You take really great care of him.
**[09:59] ---**
Have you been caring for him for a long time?
**[10:02] ---**
No, not really a long time, but...
**[10:06] ---**
Mister Pig is who I'm sharing my destiny with.
**[10:10] ---**
Destiny?
**[10:12] ---**
*That's right.*
**[10:13] ---**
*I'm Jess's partner.*
**[10:15] ---**
*You could even say we're bound
by a common destiny.*
**[10:17] ---**
*So, I need to concentrate
on fulfilling that role.*
**[10:21] ---**
*It wouldn't do to meddle.*
**[10:23] ---**
Well, I'm sure those things happen.
**[10:26] ---**
Among you Yethmas.
**[10:40] ---**
*Hey, Jess, are you okay?*
**[10:43] ---**
*Oh, I'm fine!*
**[10:44] ---**
*I feel so good!*
**[10:46] ---**
*That's not what I mean!*
**[10:47] ---**
*That man is taking you—*
**[10:48] ---**
*No need to worry.*
**[10:50] ---**
*Mister Naut would never assault me.*
**[10:54] ---**
*Really?*
**[11:05] ---**
Jess...
**[11:07] ---**
Could you come with me?
**[11:12] ---**
Are you asleep?
**[11:13] ---**
What?
**[11:15] ---**
Um...
**[11:16] ---**
I'm not asleep.
**[11:18] ---**
*Hey you, don't you get any funny ideas!*
**[11:30] ---**
*Hey!*
**[11:33] ---**
*Oink!*
**[11:38] ---**
*Hey, Jess!*
**[11:40] ---**
Let me...
**[11:43] ---**
put my head on your chest.
**[11:51] ---**
*I guess I'll hurl my whole body through it!*
**[11:54] ---**
*Nope, nope, nope, nope!*
**[11:56] ---**
*"Mister Naut would never assault me."*
**[11:58] ---**
*Jess clearly said that!*
**[12:00] ---**
*In that case, I'm...*
**[12:02] ---**
*just gonna trust...*
**[12:04] ---**
*Jess.*
**[12:24] ---**
I'm a bad girl after all.
**[12:27] ---**
I don't even have the right to do this.
**[12:31] ---**
I'm...
**[12:34] ---**
a bad Yethma.
**[12:36] ---**
Nearly All Handsome Guys are Scumbags
**[13:01] ---**
*No sign that anything's been done to her.*
**[13:07] ---**
*Who's there?*
**[13:08] ---**
*Mister Pig...*
**[13:09] ---**
*Ceres?*
**[13:10] ---**
*What are you doing here at this hour?*
**[13:15] ---**
*So, what was it
you wanted to consult me about?*
**[13:18] ---**
I want you to tell Mister Naut
who you really are first thing in the morning.
**[13:22] ---**
*Naut? Well, that shouldn't be a problem.*
**[13:25] ---**
*But do I need to make a point
of going to see him for that?*
**[13:28] ---**
Early tomorrow morning, Mister Naut
will come to see Miss Jess for sure.
**[13:33] ---**
*Come to see her? What for?*
**[13:35] ---**
What do you mean?
**[13:36] ---**
In order to...
**[13:38] ---**
Um...
**[13:39] ---**
*Hey, what's wrong?*
**[13:40] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[13:42] ---**
But... because Mister Naut...
**[13:45] ---**
Because he cares for Miss Jess...
**[13:52] ---**
*Oh, right.*
**[13:54] ---**
*That's right.*
**[13:55] ---**
*This little girl...*
**[13:57] ---**
I'm 13 now.
**[14:01] ---**
*Are you in love with Naut?*
**[14:02] ---**
I know!
**[14:04] ---**
As a Yethma...
**[14:06] ---**
as a child, I have no right to feel this way!
**[14:09] ---**
But...
**[14:11] ---**
But I don't want Mister Naut to go!
**[14:13] ---**
*What do you mean,
you don't want him to go?*
**[14:16] ---**
Mister Naut...
**[14:17] ---**
is planning to go to the
royal capital with Miss Jess!
**[14:20] ---**
*Huh?*
**[14:22] ---**
Mister Naut is planning
to become Miss Jess's chabirone!
**[14:27] ---**
*Chabirone?*
**[14:28] ---**
It's a tradition we have.
**[14:30] ---**
For a Yethma to reach the royal capital safely,
there's a condition she must meet.
**[14:34] ---**
And...
**[14:37] ---**
that's the presence
of a wise, brave companion.
**[14:39] ---**
A chabirone.
**[14:42] ---**
But... they say that...
**[14:44] ---**
chabirones always vanish
along with the Yethmas!
**[14:48] ---**
Forever.
**[14:51] ---**
*I get it.*
**[14:52] ---**
*You think Naut's planning
to become Jess's chabirone.*
**[14:58] ---**
That's why... you don't want Mister Naut
to become her chabirone, either, do you, Mister Pig?
**[15:02] ---**
After all, you—
**[15:03] ---**
*Hey!*
**[15:04] ---**
Because Mister Pig...
**[15:05] ---**
you're in love with Miss Jess!
**[15:13] ---**
*"Love" is such a loaded word, you know.*
**[15:16] ---**
*It's complicated for us grown-ups.*
**[15:19] ---**
*Martha said that you've been serving here
since about five years ago.*
**[15:25] ---**
*So, you've probably spent a long time
getting closer and closer to Naut, right?*
**[15:31] ---**
*I think that's great!*
**[15:32] ---**
*I think it's a wonderful thing
and a love that deserves to be fulfilled.*
**[15:37] ---**
Doesn't your love deserve
to be fulfilled, Mister Pig?
**[15:41] ---**
*No, it doesn't.*
**[15:42] ---**
Why is that?
**[15:43] ---**
*Jess and I have only just met.*
**[15:46] ---**
*She was kind to me...*
**[15:48] ---**
*so I spontaneously started
having feelings for her.*
**[15:50] ---**
*That's all there is to it.*
**[15:52] ---**
*As a lowly pig, it'd be too selfish
to want to make Jess mine.*
**[15:59] ---**
*Jess is kind to everyone.*
**[16:01] ---**
*She only opened up to Naut
because she's kind to everyone.*
**[16:05] ---**
*That kindness isn't something
that's only meant for me.*
**[16:10] ---**
*And that doesn't bother me
in the least anymore.*
**[16:13] ---**
*I haven't been a virgin
for 19 years for nothing.*
**[16:16] ---**
But Mister Pig...
**[16:18] ---**
you don't want Mister Naut
to be her chabirone, do you?
**[16:21] ---**
*Well...*
**[16:23] ---**
*but...*
**[16:25] ---**
*but I couldn't interfere with Jess's journey
just because of my own feelings.*
**[16:30] ---**
But...
**[16:33] ---**
*Don't worry.*
**[16:34] ---**
*I'm going to reveal who I am.*
**[16:37] ---**
Are you?
**[16:39] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[16:41] ---**
Um...
**[16:42] ---**
If you go through Miss Jess or me...
**[16:44] ---**
we can relay your words to Mister Naut.
**[16:48] ---**
*Is that another Yethma skill?*
**[16:50] ---**
Yes.
**[16:51] ---**
*I see.*
**[16:52] ---**
*Like a router?*
**[16:55] ---**
But...
**[16:57] ---**
no matter how many years I try...
**[17:00] ---**
I don't think I'll ever be
a match for Miss Jess.
**[17:03] ---**
Because not even a day
after she first met him, Miss Jess...
**[17:09] ---**
*I wouldn't say that!*
**[17:11] ---**
*You're a lovely girl, too, Ceres!*
**[17:13] ---**
*You're really charming...*
**[17:14] ---**
*and if I were a human,
I'd hold you tight in my arms!*
**[17:18] ---**
Do you like young girls, Mister Pig?
**[17:22] ---**
*Uh, that didn't come out right.*
**[17:23] ---**
*Pretend you didn't hear it.*
**[17:26] ---**
I know I'm no match for her...
**[17:29] ---**
because Miss Jess looks like her.
**[17:31] ---**
*Looks like her? Like who?*
**[17:35] ---**
Well...
**[17:38] ---**
*W-Wait!*
**[17:39] ---**
*Could it be the owner of that collar
hanging up on the wall?*
**[17:44] ---**
You're very perceptive,
aren't you, Mister Pig?
**[17:48] ---**
That's right.
**[17:49] ---**
Mister Naut was in love
with someone named Miss Eise...
**[17:53] ---**
who used to work at that inn.
**[17:56] ---**
Although that love was never fulfilled.
**[17:59] ---**
*Instead of going to the royal capital,
she was living in the convent in Baptsaze, right?*
**[18:06] ---**
After the convent caught fire...
**[18:09] ---**
Miss Eise was abducted
by the Yethma hunters and then killed.
**[18:14] ---**
Then, Mister Naut went
after the Yethma hunters...
**[18:16] ---**
and he got Miss Eise's collar back.
**[18:20] ---**
*By any chance...*
**[18:21] ---**
*did a bunch of heckripons
gather or something before that incident?*
**[18:25] ---**
*And that's why everyone in the village
treats them like bad omens...*
**[18:28] ---**
*and why Naut started
feeling the urge to kill them?*
**[18:31] ---**
I think you're right about that.
**[18:36] ---**
*Ceres, have you ever met Eise?*
**[18:39] ---**
No. I've only seen a picture.
**[18:42] ---**
Mister Naut wears a glass pendant
that has Miss Eise's image burned into it.
**[18:47] ---**
*Talk about obsessed.*
**[18:51] ---**
And...
**[18:52] ---**
Mister Naut used Miss Eise's bones
for part of the hilts of his twin swords.
**[18:57] ---**
As long as Mister Naut's grudge lasts...
**[19:00] ---**
those twin swords will be enveloped in flames,
and he'll continue to kill Yethma hunters.
**[19:06] ---**
That's why...
**[19:07] ---**
there's no room for me
to enter Mister Naut's heart.
**[19:15] ---**
*Hey, Ceres...*
**[19:16] ---**
Yes?
**[19:18] ---**
*Will you wait for us in the dining room
tomorrow morning, too?*
**[19:23] ---**
*I want you...*
**[19:24] ---**
*to help me convince him!*
**[19:26] ---**
Understood.
**[19:28] ---**
Of course I'll be happy to help.
**[19:33] ---**
Excuse me...
**[19:34] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[19:36] ---**
It's morning.
**[19:39] ---**
*Morning already, huh?*
**[19:41] ---**
About last night...
**[19:42] ---**
Um...
**[19:45] ---**
That was rude of me!
**[19:46] ---**
*What do you mean?*
**[19:48] ---**
Um...
**[19:50] ---**
After dinner, I came back to my room
and fell asleep just like that.
**[19:55] ---**
I think I left you on your own.
**[19:59] ---**
When you're being so kind
as to accompany me...
**[20:02] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[20:03] ---**
*Don't worry.*
**[20:04] ---**
*You were tired, right?*
**[20:06] ---**
*That's understandable.*
**[20:07] ---**
You are angry, aren't you?
**[20:10] ---**
*Why would I be angry?*
**[20:13] ---**
*As long as you got some rest,
that's good enough for me.*
**[20:16] ---**
*How are you feeling?*
**[20:18] ---**
*Are you in any pain somewhere?*
**[20:20] ---**
I think I'm fine.
**[20:22] ---**
I feel really great!
**[20:25] ---**
*I see.*
**[20:26] ---**
*So, let's have breakfast and get going.*
**[20:51] ---**
Achoo!
**[20:56] ---**
Oh, good morning...
**[20:58] ---**
Mister Naut.
**[21:02] ---**
Hey, Jess...
**[21:04] ---**
I've been thinking.
**[21:06] ---**
And, uh...
**[21:09] ---**
See, I think I'll go with—
**[21:11] ---**
Excuse me!
**[21:13] ---**
Mister Naut...
**[21:14] ---**
I need to tell you something.
**[21:17] ---**
This pig...
**[21:18] ---**
is a human!
**[21:20] ---**
*Oh, Ceres, are you bad
at making deals or what?*
**[21:23] ---**
What about this pig?
**[21:25] ---**
This pig that's accompanying Miss Jess...
**[21:27] ---**
Inside, he's a human being!
**[21:30] ---**
*Please talk.*
**[21:31] ---**
*I'll relay it to him.*
**[21:33] ---**
*Uh...*
**[21:35] ---**
*Good morning.*
**[21:39] ---**
Was that you just now?
**[21:41] ---**
*Oh yes, it was this pig.*
**[21:44] ---**
It seems sketchy!
**[21:45] ---**
Let's see you jump!
**[21:48] ---**
*Well?*
**[21:49] ---**
*Now do you believe me?*
**[21:51] ---**
You... Since when have you—
**[21:53] ---**
*I've been watching you
ever since we met yesterday.*
**[21:56] ---**
*I saw you make Jess drink alcohol
and go into her room.*
**[22:02] ---**
- Why, you!
- Excuse me!
**[22:05] ---**
Miss Jess already has someone
to be her chabirone.
**[22:09] ---**
So...
**[22:12] ---**
*So, Naut...*
**[22:14] ---**
*as her chabirone,
I'd like to ask a favor of you.*
**[22:18] ---**
What is it?
**[22:21] ---**
*Would you mind coming with us
to the royal capital?*
# E6 - Honest Feelings Should be Shouted Out Loud
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXW0ZZ/honest-feelings-should-be-shouted-out-loud)
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**[00:03] ---**
Come with you to the royal capital?
**[00:05] ---**
What do you mean?
**[00:06] ---**
*Those sword skills of yours...*
**[00:08] ---**
*Not to mention your achievements
as a Yethma hunter.*
**[00:11] ---**
*If Jess is going to reach
the royal capital safely...*
**[00:13] ---**
*she's going to need you, no matter what.*
**[00:15] ---**
*That's why I'm asking you.*
**[00:17] ---**
*Go with her as her guard, will you?*
**[00:19] ---**
Mister Pig, that's not what we agreed upon!
**[00:22] ---**
Um...
**[00:23] ---**
I'll be fine without Mister Naut.
**[00:26] ---**
Because Mister Pig will be with me.
**[00:28] ---**
*Are you sure about that?*
**[00:30] ---**
*Sure, we did elude your attacker in Kiltyrie*...
**[00:32] ---**
*but that guy had a bad leg and he wasn't
much of a fighter, either. Even still...*
**[00:38] ---**
*we just barely made it!*
**[00:40] ---**
*But... what about Ceres?*
**[00:43] ---**
*Ceres*...
**[00:45] ---**
*Why don't you come clean
about how you feel?*
**[00:47] ---**
*Otherwise, Naut will be gone.*
**[00:50] ---**
But...
**[00:51] ---**
What's he talking about, Ceres?
**[00:55] ---**
Um...
**[00:56] ---**
I...
**[00:58] ---**
I don't want you to go, Mister Naut.
**[01:01] ---**
Because, Mister Naut, I'm...
**[01:04] ---**
in love with you.
**[01:07] ---**
I know that I have
no right to feel this way...
**[01:10] ---**
and I know that you have
no such feelings for me.
**[01:15] ---**
But...
**[01:16] ---**
when I think I may never see you again
for the rest of my life...
**[01:20] ---**
*You don't have to worry about that!*
**[01:22] ---**
*We'll have Naut head back to this village
before we enter the royal capital.*
**[01:26] ---**
*The only one who's going to disappear
along with Jess is me.*
**[01:30] ---**
Will you promise me that?
**[01:32] ---**
*Sure.*
**[01:33] ---**
*After all, when you turn 16, Ceres,
your chabirone should be Naut.*
**[01:39] ---**
In that case...
**[01:40] ---**
*You heard her.*
**[01:41] ---**
*What's it gonna be, Jess?*
**[01:44] ---**
If you think it's necessary,
Mister Pig...
**[01:49] ---**
then I'd like to have Mister Naut
accompany us.
**[01:52] ---**
*All right, then, Naut...*
**[01:53] ---**
*now it's all up to you.*
**[02:00] ---**
*You don't care if Jess gets killed
by the Yethma hunters?*
**[02:03] ---**
*If that happens*...
**[02:04] ---**
*are you going to use Jess's bones
to make a new sword?*
**[02:08] ---**
What the hell?
**[02:09] ---**
*I want you to finish
what you started.*
**[02:14] ---**
*Please.*
**[02:15] ---**
*Help Jess out, will you?*
**[02:28] ---**
Fine, then.
**[02:31] ---**
Don't you regret this.
**[02:32] ---**
Damn swine!
**[04:10] ---**
Um...
**[04:14] ---**
Don't worry. I'll be right back.
**[04:18] ---**
See you.
**[04:26] ---**
I'll be sure to return Mister Naut to you.
**[04:29] ---**
Thank you for all your help.
**[04:33] ---**
*Ceres...*
**[04:34] ---**
*We owe you one for all that you did.
Stay safe, okay?*
**[04:38] ---**
I hope that your wish
comes true, too, Mister Pig.
**[04:49] ---**
*Unforgivable!*
**[04:53] ---**
Oh!
**[04:55] ---**
Uh...
**[04:56] ---**
Mister Rossi...
**[04:58] ---**
That kind of tickles.
**[05:03] ---**
Mister Pig?
**[05:04] ---**
*Humph!*
**[05:16] ---**
Rossi!
**[05:18] ---**
Don't mess with that one too much.
**[05:39] ---**
*By the way, Naut...*
**[05:41] ---**
*how long will it take us
to get to the royal capital?*
**[05:43] ---**
Are you kidding me?
**[05:44] ---**
You set out on this journey
without even knowing that?
**[05:49] ---**
We should reach the royal capital
in about five days if nothing happens.
**[05:53] ---**
*Five days, huh?*
**[05:54] ---**
If we keep going down this path,
we'll reach the Oil Valley by the afternoon.
**[05:57] ---**
Once we get through that,
we'll reach Munires.
**[05:59] ---**
That's where we'll be staying tonight.
**[06:04] ---**
After that, we'll reach the Impaling Stones.
**[06:06] ---**
That's where we'll be camping out.
**[06:07] ---**
And then, we'll keep going
until the royal capital comes into view.
**[06:10] ---**
The Needle Woods surrounding the royal capital
is where we'll run into the most trouble.
**[06:15] ---**
There are hordes of Yethma hunters
lying in wait there, whom we'll have to evade...
**[06:19] ---**
or we'll never reach the royal capital.
**[06:22] ---**
*The Needle Woods, huh?*
**[06:32] ---**
*Hey, Jess, what are you up to?*
**[06:34] ---**
Right!
**[06:36] ---**
I thought I'd found an Eternal Butterfly,
so I was chasing after it!
**[06:40] ---**
*What's that now?*
**[06:41] ---**
It's a tiny, beautiful butterfly
that's a sparkly green color.
**[06:46] ---**
According to legend, if you catch one,
it'll bring you eternal bliss.
**[06:51] ---**
Don't be deceived
by a moronic legend like that.
**[06:54] ---**
I knew someone
who insisted that they'd caught one...
**[06:57] ---**
but they are not the least bit happy.
**[07:00] ---**
*How do you know
that person's not happy?*
**[07:08] ---**
All right...
**[07:09] ---**
let's get going!
**[07:10] ---**
Rossi!
**[07:17] ---**
*About the name of this region,
it's said that during the war of the dark ages,*
**[07:20] ---**
*the blood of the thousands
of casualties stained the valley...*
**[07:23] ---**
*and it looked like there was oil
flowing through it,*
**[07:26] ---**
*so it became known as the Oil Valley.*
**[07:29] ---**
*The dark ages was the era
when the mages were battling each other, right?*
**[07:34] ---**
*That's right.*
**[07:35] ---**
*They say that during this era,*
**[07:37] ---**
*numerous mages took command
of other races' armies...*
**[07:40] ---**
*and vied for supremacy
by waging war over and over.*
**[07:44] ---**
*But despite those numbers, everyone was killed...*
**[07:47] ---**
*leaving just the one bloodline?*
**[07:50] ---**
*What happened to the other mages
on the winning side and the others laying low?*
**[07:54] ---**
I don't know.
**[07:56] ---**
They might've been executed
by the king's ancestors...
**[08:00] ---**
since most of the history
preceding the dark ages was lost in a fire...
**[08:05] ---**
leaving barely any records.
**[08:07] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[08:08] ---**
How could that not have been a massacre?
**[08:11] ---**
Anyone with power is a potential threat
so long as they're alive.
**[08:15] ---**
If you want to protect yourself...
**[08:16] ---**
killing off your enemies is the way to go.
**[08:18] ---**
*But if you keep fighting your own kin,
you'll only wipe out your entire race.*
**[08:23] ---**
*Meaning that mages were destined
from birth to be annihilated?*
**[08:33] ---**
Wow!
**[08:34] ---**
It's a bigger town than Kiltyrie!
**[08:37] ---**
Munires is occupied by soldiers
under the king's command,
**[08:41] ---**
so it's relatively safe.
**[08:43] ---**
We'll be lodging here tonight.
**[08:47] ---**
*Hey, Naut!*
**[08:48] ---**
*It looks like this town
has a robust transportation system.*
**[08:52] ---**
*Wouldn't it be safer to hire a carriage,
not to mention faster?*
**[08:55] ---**
- U-Um—
- You really are clueless, aren't you?
**[08:58] ---**
In Mesteria, Yethmas are strictly prohibited
by law from riding any kind of vehicle.
**[09:03] ---**
Not just the Yethma herself,
**[09:04] ---**
but the person who allows her to ride
is also condemned to death.
**[09:06] ---**
*You have a law like that?*
**[09:08] ---**
*B-But for what reason?*
**[09:10] ---**
No reason whatsoever.
So long as it's decreed by the dynasty...
**[09:14] ---**
the people have no choice but to obey.
**[09:16] ---**
*It seems like there are a lot of other laws
I don't know about.*
**[09:20] ---**
*Could you fill me in on those, too,
while you're at it?*
**[09:30] ---**
There are two laws concerning Yethmas.
**[09:33] ---**
First, the one Mister Naut just mentioned...
**[09:37] ---**
that Yethmas must not be allowed
to ride in vehicles.
**[09:40] ---**
In other words, prohibition of transport.
**[09:43] ---**
The other is...
**[09:45] ---**
that Yethmas must not be violated.
**[09:49] ---**
In other words...
**[09:51] ---**
prohibition of sexual assault.
**[09:58] ---**
*And you're condemned to death
if you break that one, too?*
**[10:02] ---**
Yes.
**[10:03] ---**
*The way you describe it, it sounds
like a law concerning female Yethmas...*
**[10:07] ---**
*but what happens if it's a male Yethma?*
**[10:09] ---**
Who says there are any male Yethmas,
you damn swine?
**[10:13] ---**
*Huh?*
**[10:14] ---**
*There are only female Yethmas?*
**[10:17] ---**
That's right.
**[10:21] ---**
*Then how do Yethmas...*
**[10:23] ---**
This is beyond stupid. Come on, let's go!
**[10:25] ---**
It's gonna get dark soon.
**[10:27] ---**
*Hold on, Naut.*
**[10:28] ---**
*So, what you did last night
doesn't violate that Yethma law?*
**[10:33] ---**
Shut up!
**[10:34] ---**
I'm a hunter!
**[10:38] ---**
Hunters have freedom.
**[10:40] ---**
We respect the Yethmas' rights,
and we treat them as equals.
**[10:44] ---**
It doesn't matter if there's a law or not.
**[10:46] ---**
There are things you should and
shouldn't say even if you're being sarcastic.
**[10:49] ---**
*Sarcastic? What do you mean by that?*
**[10:52] ---**
Go ahead and make fun of me
for what I did last night.
**[10:55] ---**
But there are times when even a man
needs to vent a little, all right?
**[11:00] ---**
The reason I let out that pathetic voice
was because I was drunk!
**[11:04] ---**
Ordinarily, I don't ever shed a single tear!
**[11:07] ---**
*He seems to think I was listening.*
**[11:11] ---**
*So, he was crying, then?*
**[11:17] ---**
*Hey...*
**[11:18] ---**
*I didn't hear what happened in that room.*
**[11:21] ---**
*So, I suspected that you might've done
something unsavory to Jess.*
**[11:26] ---**
*Sorry.*
**[11:27] ---**
Is that right?
**[11:30] ---**
*Hey, hold up—*
**[11:31] ---**
Our inn's the building with the red roof.
**[11:33] ---**
Go on ahead.
**[11:45] ---**
*Jess...*
**[11:48] ---**
*I'm sorry.*
**[11:49] ---**
*I knew I shouldn't have asked.*
**[11:52] ---**
Oh no.
**[11:53] ---**
I don't mind.
**[11:55] ---**
But...
**[11:57] ---**
*Mister Naut is probably still...*
**[11:59] ---**
*Yeah.*
**[12:00] ---**
*I guess he can't forget
the Yethma he lost years ago.*
**[12:04] ---**
*No.*
**[12:06] ---**
*He has no intention of forgetting her
in the first place.*
**[12:09] ---**
*Right.*
**[12:10] ---**
*That's exactly why
I brought Naut into the fold.*
**[12:13] ---**
*He would destroy any Yethma hunters
even though he owes us nothing.*
**[12:18] ---**
*That abnormal fixation of his
on heckripons...*
**[12:21] ---**
*is from his single-minded passion for sure.*
**[12:24] ---**
*My job is to deliver Jess safely
to the royal capital.*
**[12:28] ---**
*I have to use every method
at my disposal toward that end.*
**[12:32] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:34] ---**
For having so much concern for me.
**[12:38] ---**
*Hey! If you keep reading my mind
without my permission...*
**[12:41] ---**
*I'm gonna steal a peek
at your underwear!*
**[12:44] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[12:45] ---**
I can't help overhearing, you know.
**[12:49] ---**
So, Mister Pig...
**[12:50] ---**
you can look at my underwear
any time you want!
**[12:54] ---**
*That's not really the point.*
**[13:08] ---**
*What happened?*
**[13:10] ---**
*How did you get hurt so badly?*
**[13:11] ---**
*Oh, shut up!*
**[13:12] ---**
*I just got clawed a little by a bear!*
**[13:15] ---**
*I'll fix it up myself.*
**[13:17] ---**
*That's not a little!*
**[13:19] ---**
*Please take a seat there!
I'll go get a rista—*
**[13:22] ---**
*Leave me alone!*
**[13:23] ---**
*I only came for some bandages.*
**[13:27] ---**
*Mister Naut!*
**[13:28] ---**
*Mister Naut!*
**[13:37] ---**
*Where am I?*
**[13:38] ---**
*I see you're awake now.*
**[13:42] ---**
*Eise!*
**[13:45] ---**
*My wounds...*
**[13:47] ---**
*Now, now. Please stay in bed.*
**[13:51] ---**
*You even took my clothes!*
**[13:53] ---**
*Did I trouble you by doing that?*
**[13:55] ---**
*Please try not to overdo it.*
**[13:57] ---**
*After all, you still have
a future ahead of you.*
**[14:00] ---**
*So, please take care of yourself.*
**[14:03] ---**
*I'll be the one to decide
what my future is!*
**[14:05] ---**
*It's got nothing to do with you!*
**[14:09] ---**
*But...*
**[14:10] ---**
*you told me that you'd marry me.*
**[14:12] ---**
*Don't you remember?*
**[14:17] ---**
*I know about you!*
**[14:18] ---**
*You're leaving this town soon, aren't you?*
**[14:21] ---**
*There's no Yethma in my future!*
**[14:25] ---**
*I thought you'd been avoiding me lately.*
**[14:28] ---**
*So, that was the reason?*
**[14:32] ---**
*Don't laugh at me!*
**[14:37] ---**
*Can you blame me?*
**[14:41] ---**
*You don't like the idea of me leaving?*
**[14:47] ---**
*Can't you do anything about it?*
**[14:55] ---**
*There's just one way.*
**[14:57] ---**
*What is it?*
**[14:58] ---**
*Tell me.*
**[15:00] ---**
*It's simple.*
**[15:01] ---**
*When you're full-grown, Mister Naut...*
**[15:04] ---**
*you just have to come with me.*
**[15:11] ---**
Honest Feelings Should be Shouted Out Loud
**[15:17] ---**
*Dammit!*
**[15:36] ---**
*Hey, Jess...*
**[15:38] ---**
*They have a collar on display here, too...*
**[15:40] ---**
*but is it some kind of charm?*
**[15:44] ---**
That's a silver crest.
**[15:46] ---**
When you display a silver crest,
it proves that you're a Yethma protector.
**[15:51] ---**
*That's what it is?*
**[15:52] ---**
*You'd think it'd be easy for someone
who steals collars to mimic that.*
**[15:56] ---**
Well, you see...
**[15:58] ---**
when a Yethma's collar is removed from her body,
it emits magic power and disintegrates.
**[16:03] ---**
But if it's taken care of
by someone loved by that Yethma...
**[16:06] ---**
it retains its form.
**[16:10] ---**
On the other hand, when someone
likely to kill a Yethma approaches...
**[16:14] ---**
the collar turns black
and eventually vanishes.
**[16:17] ---**
So, as long as that goes on shining...
**[16:19] ---**
this inn will be safe.
**[16:23] ---**
*But it could be a fake collar, right?*
**[16:26] ---**
What a nitpicky swine you are!
**[16:28] ---**
A Yethma can tell at a glance
if it's real or not!
**[16:31] ---**
*Is that true?*
**[16:32] ---**
Yes, it's true.
**[16:34] ---**
I can see a unique type of light
and hear a faint sound...
**[16:38] ---**
like someone singing.
**[16:40] ---**
*Tell me.*
**[16:41] ---**
*When does a Yethma get a collar put on her?*
**[16:45] ---**
*Actually, first of all, where do
these female-only Yethmas come from?*
**[16:49] ---**
You thought you could be a chabirone
without knowing even that?
**[16:52] ---**
Damn swine!
**[16:54] ---**
I'll tell you how it is.
**[16:55] ---**
Yethmas are trained as maids in the royal capital
until around the age of eight...
**[17:00] ---**
and then they're sold off.
**[17:02] ---**
Families with authority and money
are the ones that buy Yethmas.
**[17:05] ---**
When a Yethma is delivered to the buyer...
**[17:08] ---**
she's already got her collar on.
**[17:10] ---**
Who her parents are, when she got
her collar, how she was trained...
**[17:14] ---**
All that is a mystery.
**[17:16] ---**
Even the Yethmas themselves have
no memory of anything before they were sold.
**[17:21] ---**
*What's up with that?*
**[17:23] ---**
*That sounds like...*
**[17:25] ---**
Um...
**[17:26] ---**
Mister Pig, it's all right.
**[17:28] ---**
A maid's life isn't really all that bad.
**[17:34] ---**
*I've served House Kiltyrin for a long time,*
**[17:38] ---**
*and they paid me wages
and gave me free time, as well.*
**[17:41] ---**
*I also got to study...*
**[17:43] ---**
*so I think I had quite a fun life.*
**[17:52] ---**
Time to hit the sack.
**[17:53] ---**
Tomorrow's gonna be another long day.
**[18:12] ---**
*What's up?*
**[18:13] ---**
*Let's get to bed now.*
**[18:15] ---**
*Mister Pig...*
**[18:17] ---**
*Can we talk a little?*
**[18:20] ---**
*Well, if it's just a little, then okay.*
**[18:24] ---**
*Please come over here.*
**[18:27] ---**
*Come on now.*
**[18:32] ---**
*So, what is it you want to talk about?*
**[18:34] ---**
*It's not like I have anything
particular in mind.*
**[18:38] ---**
*Is there something
you'd like to talk to me about?*
**[18:43] ---**
*Well, no...*
**[18:45] ---**
*I can't think of anything right this second.*
**[18:48] ---**
*I see.*
**[18:50] ---**
*Then, I'll talk.*
**[18:53] ---**
*Um, Mister Pig...*
**[18:55] ---**
*Once again, I'd like to...*
**[18:59] ---**
*apologize to you.*
**[19:01] ---**
*About what?*
**[19:02] ---**
*About last night.*
**[19:04] ---**
*For feeling so good after drinking that beer
and letting Mister Naut inside my room.*
**[19:08] ---**
*I was thinking that...*
**[19:10] ---**
*maybe, um, that wasn't a good thing.*
**[19:13] ---**
*Hey, I told you not to give it another thought.*
**[19:17] ---**
*You'd read Naut's mind and knew
that he wasn't going to harm you.*
**[19:21] ---**
*So, there's nothing to be sorry about.*
**[19:23] ---**
*Well, but if it makes you sleepy,*
**[19:26] ---**
*I think you should go easy
on the liquor next time.*
**[19:30] ---**
Um...
**[19:31] ---**
How should I put this?
**[19:33] ---**
You're the one who promised
to share your fate with me, Mister Pig...
**[19:38] ---**
and yet I let another man into my room.
**[19:43] ---**
*Y-You dummy! Don't get the wrong idea!*
**[19:45] ---**
*It's not like I want you to show me
that kind of loyalty!*
**[19:48] ---**
*You don't?*
**[19:50] ---**
*Of course not!*
**[19:51] ---**
*As long as you stay safe...*
**[19:53] ---**
*I couldn't care less whom you do what with!*
**[19:57] ---**
*Even if something had happened that night
between you and Naut...*
**[20:00] ---**
*I wouldn't...*
**[20:02] ---**
*Anyway, stop feeling any kind of obligation
to me! I mean, that's actually a burden!*
**[20:05] ---**
*I-I'm sorry!*
**[20:07] ---**
*Of course it is, right?*
**[20:09] ---**
*I guess I was being a bit too full of myself!*
**[20:12] ---**
*Forgive me.*
**[20:15] ---**
*No! My bad!*
**[20:17] ---**
*I was a little too harsh on you.*
**[20:19] ---**
*All I wanted to tell you
was that you did nothing wrong at all.*
**[20:23] ---**
*I'm happy that you'd be so considerate...*
**[20:26] ---**
*but you and I have...*
**[20:27] ---**
*you know, a more, like,
frank relationship, I guess.*
**[20:31] ---**
*Frank, did you say?*
**[20:33] ---**
*That's right!*
**[20:34] ---**
*Like, for example, brother and sister!*
**[20:37] ---**
*It's only natural for the big brother
to help out his little sister,*
**[20:40] ---**
*just like it's only natural for a little sister
to help out her big brother.*
**[20:44] ---**
*Right?*
**[20:44] ---**
*Nice, huh? Brother and sister?*
**[20:46] ---**
*Yes, it is!*
**[20:48] ---**
*That might be a lovely relationship
in its own way!*
**[20:50] ---**
*Then, we're good, right?*
**[20:52] ---**
*So, let's consider that incident settled!*
**[20:55] ---**
*Sibling love is wonderful!*
**[20:56] ---**
*That's the bottom line!*
**[20:58] ---**
*It's getting late!
I'm going to sleep now!*
**[21:00] ---**
*Wait.*
**[21:02] ---**
*What were you and I
talking about again?*
**[21:05] ---**
*No need to ponder!*
**[21:07] ---**
*It was just a chat.*
**[21:09] ---**
*All right, go to sleep now.*
**[21:11] ---**
*We've got a tough journey ahead of us.*
**[21:12] ---**
*Okay, good night.*
**[21:16] ---**
*Good night...*
**[21:18] ---**
*Big Brother.*
**[21:19] ---**
*Huh?*
**[21:37] ---**
*What's wrong?*
**[21:40] ---**
*I can hear a voice.*
**[21:42] ---**
*A voice?*
**[21:43] ---**
*Yes.*
**[21:45] ---**
*Someone named Blaise
has been speaking to me.*
**[21:50] ---**
*I can't hear anything.*
**[21:53] ---**
*Most likely, she can
only be heard by Yethmas.*
**[21:56] ---**
*Would you like to hear her,
too, Mister Pig?*
**[21:59] ---**
*Sure.*
**[22:02] ---**
*Please save me. I'm begging you.*
**[22:05] ---**
*Please save me from this
terrifying darkness. I'm begging you.*
**[22:15] ---**
*Please save me. I'm begging you.*
**[22:18] ---**
*Please save me from this
terrifying darkness. I'm begging you.*
**[22:27] ---**
*Please save me from...*
# E7 - No Two Flowers are the Same
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKZ1DZ/no-two-flowers-are-the-same)
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**[00:04] ---**
*Please save me. I'm begging you.*
**[00:07] ---**
*Please save me from this
terrifying darkness. I'm begging you.*
**[00:16] ---**
*Please save me from...*
**[00:17] ---**
*Hold up a second!*
**[00:18] ---**
*Could you stop it for now?*
**[00:23] ---**
*Um, I've got to go save her.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Huh?*
**[00:26] ---**
*I have to go rescue the owner of this voice.*
**[00:29] ---**
*Hold up.*
**[00:30] ---**
*Don't be so hasty.*
**[00:33] ---**
*For one thing, there's no telling
who might be seeking help, you know.*
**[00:37] ---**
*It's too risky!*
**[00:38] ---**
*But—*
**[00:39] ---**
Hey, you two...
**[00:40] ---**
What's going on?
**[00:44] ---**
*Jess...*
**[00:49] ---**
*Please save me. I'm begging you.*
**[00:52] ---**
*Please save me from this terrifying darkness.*
**[00:56] ---**
*I'm begging you...*
**[00:58] ---**
Whose voice is this?
**[01:01] ---**
It was only audible to me.
**[01:03] ---**
A Yethma named Blaise is asking for help.
**[01:09] ---**
Can you tell where she is?
**[01:10] ---**
Only that it's far off
in the distance, that way.
**[01:15] ---**
On the outskirts of town, huh?
**[01:17] ---**
Rossi!
**[03:00] ---**
*Naut, do you have an idea
where she might be?*
**[03:03] ---**
Not by a long shot.
**[03:06] ---**
*Jess...*
**[03:07] ---**
*A Yethma's inner voice can be heard
by someone of her own choosing, right?*
**[03:12] ---**
That's right.
**[03:13] ---**
*So, why can't Naut and I hear it directly?*
**[03:17] ---**
*If she's seeking help, shouldn't she be trying
to reach as many people as she can?*
**[03:20] ---**
Calling out indiscriminately
could actually put her in danger.
**[03:23] ---**
There could be
all kinds of reasons for that.
**[03:26] ---**
Anyway, the important thing is that...
**[03:28] ---**
there's a Yethma calling for help right now.
**[03:31] ---**
*Jess...*
**[03:33] ---**
*Have you tried reaching her yourself?*
**[03:36] ---**
Yes, I did try, but I'm not sure
if I've reached her or not.
**[03:43] ---**
*Listen to me...*
**[03:44] ---**
*both of you.*
**[03:48] ---**
*That wasn't the voice
of someone calling for help.*
**[03:51] ---**
Huh?
**[03:52] ---**
*An abstract appeal that doesn't even wait
for a reply, on endless loop.*
**[03:56] ---**
*It's like she's seeking salvation by praying.*
**[03:59] ---**
Then, isn't that...
**[04:01] ---**
even more reason to rush to her rescue?
**[04:04] ---**
*Even if...*
**[04:05] ---**
*it turns out to be some kind of trap?*
**[04:11] ---**
*Someone could be using
this sound of praying...*
**[04:13] ---**
*to lure in another Yethma.*
**[04:17] ---**
*That's entirely possible.*
**[04:29] ---**
*From inside that church?*
**[04:31] ---**
Yes, I think so.
**[04:33] ---**
That doesn't make sense.
**[04:34] ---**
I know it doesn't.
**[04:37] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[04:38] ---**
Originally, Yethmas were a race
who prayed to the stars.
**[04:42] ---**
So, we never enter churches.
**[04:44] ---**
*Is that right?*
**[04:46] ---**
Yethmas are forbidden from entering
any holy venue for prayer.
**[04:51] ---**
If you want to be precise.
**[04:56] ---**
*Right.*
**[04:57] ---**
*I'm starting to see it.*
**[05:24] ---**
What could you want at this late hour?
**[05:27] ---**
Sorry.
**[05:29] ---**
This one said she could hear a voice
coming from this church.
**[05:34] ---**
I started hearing the voice
of someone named Blaise...
**[05:37] ---**
calling for help.
**[05:40] ---**
Well, that's odd!
**[05:42] ---**
After all, there's no one here
in this church but me.
**[05:45] ---**
Is that true?
**[05:48] ---**
Of course...
**[05:50] ---**
it's not as though
I've actually patrolled the building.
**[05:53] ---**
If you need convincing...
**[05:55] ---**
would you like to check for yourself?
**[06:14] ---**
You can't come in, you know.
**[06:24] ---**
*I'm sorry, Jess.*
**[06:26] ---**
*I promise you, I'll make this work.*
**[06:30] ---**
So...
**[06:31] ---**
Rossi and I should just charge in
from the front, right?
**[06:34] ---**
*They might as well be holding
a young Yethma girl hostage.*
**[06:38] ---**
*It wouldn't do to make any reckless moves.*
**[06:41] ---**
Excuse me!
**[06:46] ---**
I... have an idea.
**[07:01] ---**
*Huh?*
**[07:05] ---**
*That's not the same man as before.*
**[07:10] ---**
*This smell... I've smelled it
in the lab at college.*
**[07:15] ---**
*Jess! A man with an anesthetic
is coming toward you!*
**[08:03] ---**
Don't worry.
**[08:06] ---**
I didn't kill him.
**[08:08] ---**
*Jess...*
**[08:11] ---**
*I'm sorry I put you in danger!*
**[08:28] ---**
Come on, let's go!
**[08:56] ---**
*Jess...*
**[08:58] ---**
*We're going to go save Blaise.*
**[09:05] ---**
Yes. Let's go.
**[09:29] ---**
Where's the voice coming from?
**[09:34] ---**
From under the floor.
**[09:36] ---**
Under the floor?
**[10:22] ---**
*This bloody smell!*
**[10:36] ---**
*Just as I thought...*
**[10:38] ---**
*it was the stench of blood!*
**[10:39] ---**
*If...*
**[10:41] ---**
*Jess had been captured
by that guy just now...*
**[10:54] ---**
*What are those?*
**[11:14] ---**
Are you Blaise?
**[11:20] ---**
Hey!
**[11:20] ---**
Are you all right?
**[11:24] ---**
*A Yethma statue.*
**[11:26] ---**
*The reason her inner voice
only reached Jess was because...*
**[11:30] ---**
*her prayers were meant
for Yethmas as a concept?*
**[11:45] ---**
We've come to save you.
**[11:46] ---**
You're safe now.
**[11:56] ---**
*What's that letter?*
**[11:57] ---**
An indictment of all their misdeeds.
**[12:00] ---**
When we get back to town, I'm going to toss it
into the dynasty's local base.
**[12:04] ---**
*I see.*
**[12:05] ---**
If we'd charged in,
it might've put Jess in danger.
**[12:09] ---**
Thanks for your warning.
**[12:18] ---**
We still haven't introduced
ourselves, have we?
**[12:20] ---**
I'm Naut.
**[12:21] ---**
This is Rossi.
**[12:23] ---**
My name is Jess.
**[12:25] ---**
It's nice to meet you.
**[12:27] ---**
And this is...
**[12:29] ---**
Mister Pig.
**[12:30] ---**
*Nice to meet you.*
**[12:34] ---**
Come to think of it, do you have a name?
**[12:36] ---**
*I insist that you call me "Pig"!*
**[12:38] ---**
*If I told her my real name...*
**[12:40] ---**
*there'd go my chance
of being called "Pig" by a girl!*
**[12:44] ---**
I used to serve...
**[12:46] ---**
the gravekeepers of Lyubori, House Esse.
**[12:49] ---**
I am Blaise, a Yethma.
**[12:52] ---**
*She said "used to serve." Meaning...*
**[12:55] ---**
*this girl is another Yethma
on her way to the royal capital?*
**[13:04] ---**
Y-You can go into more details tomorrow.
**[13:07] ---**
Do you think you can walk on your own?
**[13:11] ---**
All right, then.
**[13:12] ---**
Let's get going!
**[13:24] ---**
She's asleep now.
**[13:26] ---**
Apparently, she was quite exhausted.
**[13:28] ---**
Is that right?
**[13:30] ---**
You guys should get some rest, too.
**[13:32] ---**
We'll be walking all day again today.
**[13:53] ---**
What's this?
**[13:54] ---**
You're awake already?
**[13:57] ---**
Yes.
**[13:58] ---**
Thank you for all that you did last night.
**[14:04] ---**
I'm so glad we were able to find you.
**[14:07] ---**
We never would've noticed you...
**[14:09] ---**
from where we were
unless you prayed really intently.
**[14:19] ---**
Not many people could pray
with that much fervor for one thing only.
**[14:23] ---**
You've got a strong soul.
**[14:25] ---**
You take care of it.
**[14:32] ---**
No Two Flowers are the Same
**[14:38] ---**
Thank you for all that you did for me.
**[14:40] ---**
I will never forget
how indebted I am to you.
**[14:44] ---**
*Blaise, are you planning
to go to the royal capital on your own?*
**[14:55] ---**
*I've thought it over.*
**[14:57] ---**
*Is there any way we can take Blaise
with us to the royal capital?*
**[15:01] ---**
I'd also like to ask you to let her come.
**[15:06] ---**
Having one more person to guard...
**[15:08] ---**
puts Jess in that much more in danger.
**[15:11] ---**
Are you okay with that?
**[15:13] ---**
*I'm well aware of the risks.*
**[15:15] ---**
*I know we'd be causing you trouble, but...*
**[15:18] ---**
*of course I'll do whatever I can, as well.*
**[15:31] ---**
Is that so?
**[15:47] ---**
*I was worried because it seems
like she was being held captive for a while...*
**[15:50] ---**
*but on the surface, at least,
Blaise seems to be in good physical condition.*
**[15:53] ---**
*Unlike Jess, Blaise is reticent
and doesn't betray any sign of what she's feeling.*
**[15:58] ---**
*There's no question that as a race,*
**[16:00] ---**
*Yethmas are reserved, both in terms
of speaking style and personality.*
**[16:04] ---**
*But that must be due to their social standing.*
**[16:08] ---**
*Of course they each have
their own personality.*
**[16:10] ---**
*And most importantly...*
**[16:12] ---**
*I'd arbitrarily determined that Yethmas
were reserved in terms of breasts, too...*
**[16:17] ---**
*but apparently that was a misconception
based on a small sample size.*
**[16:21] ---**
*Excuse me...*
**[16:22] ---**
*Huh?*
**[16:24] ---**
*Both Miss Blaise and I can hear
everything you're thinking.*
**[16:29] ---**
*My bad!*
**[16:30] ---**
*I should've been more considerate!*
**[16:32] ---**
*I feel terrible!*
**[16:35] ---**
*That being said...*
**[16:36] ---**
*Blaise doesn't seem to be bothered at all.
She's been like this throughout this journey.*
**[16:42] ---**
*I have a whole boatload
of questions for her, but...*
**[16:44] ---**
*- I don't mind. Really.
- Huh?*
**[16:47] ---**
*Go on and gaze at the one you like better.*
**[16:50] ---**
*No! You've got it wrong!*
**[16:52] ---**
*I'm your chabirone, Jess!*
**[16:53] ---**
*From here on in, I swear I'll never gaze
at anyone's breasts but yours!*
**[16:57] ---**
*I think I just came off
sounding like a pervert!*
**[17:02] ---**
*Please don't give it another thought.*
**[17:04] ---**
*After all, here in Mesteria, it stands to reason
that men would prefer the larger ones.*
**[17:10] ---**
*And to prove my point, look.*
**[17:12] ---**
*That guy...*
**[17:14] ---**
*Jess, I don't want you
to get the wrong idea!*
**[17:16] ---**
*The reason one's gaze
turns to the larger ones...*
**[17:19] ---**
*is the same reason why people tend to look
at sunflowers in bloom since they're taller!*
**[17:24] ---**
*Sunflowers, did you say?*
**[17:26] ---**
*Even among those who turn their gazes
toward the sunflowers,*
**[17:29] ---**
*there are some who actually like
little violets better.*
**[17:33] ---**
*Back where I come from, the ones
who preferred violets were the majority.*
**[17:37] ---**
*Well, I'm very glad to hear that.*
**[17:41] ---**
*Maybe it's a stretch to call it "the majority"...*
**[17:44] ---**
*but I'm sure you people can appreciate it!*
**[17:46] ---**
*The beauty of the violets
quietly blooming by the side of the road.*
**[17:52] ---**
Brother...
**[17:53] ---**
There you go. Have an apple.
**[17:55] ---**
*Oink?*
**[17:56] ---**
*Since you said we should have the kind
of relationship that siblings have, Mister Pig.*
**[18:01] ---**
*Oh, you mean last night?*
**[18:03] ---**
*That was just an example, and there's no reason
to address me any differently.*
**[18:07] ---**
Then, you'd rather
I didn't call you "Brother"?
**[18:11] ---**
*N-No!*
**[18:12] ---**
*Well...*
**[18:14] ---**
*I guess...*
**[18:15] ---**
*I'm actually not that averse to it.*
**[18:19] ---**
Here, Brother!
**[18:21] ---**
Say "Aah!"
**[18:22] ---**
*Aah!*
**[18:27] ---**
You two...
**[18:29] ---**
What the heck are you doing?
**[18:30] ---**
*Hey, it's not what you think!*
**[18:32] ---**
*I'm not a pervert who enjoys being called
"Brother" by a younger, beautiful girl!*
**[18:37] ---**
*No, sir!*
**[18:38] ---**
Is that you introducing yourself?
**[18:42] ---**
You like older sisters,
don't you, Mister Naut?
**[18:48] ---**
I don't have an older sister!
**[18:50] ---**
Wait...
**[18:51] ---**
but last night, in your sleep,
you were calling out "Big Sis" several times.
**[18:57] ---**
And you were begging
to put your head in her lap, right?
**[19:00] ---**
But if it wasn't your older sister,
then who were you talking to?
**[19:05] ---**
*Pure curiosity can be so cruel sometimes.*
**[19:09] ---**
Wh-Wh-Who cares who it was?
**[19:11] ---**
It's not as if the woman
I had a crush on...
**[19:12] ---**
would coddle me when I called her "Big Sis"
and cradled my head in her lap!
**[19:15] ---**
Th-That never happened, okay?
**[19:18] ---**
*Is that you introducing yourself?*
**[19:19] ---**
*All right, Jess!*
**[19:21] ---**
*That's enough of that.*
**[19:22] ---**
*Also, since calling me "Brother" seems unhealthy
to me somehow, let's put an end to that, too.*
**[19:27] ---**
Are you sure? I'll be happy to try out as many
different ways of addressing you as you like...
**[19:32] ---**
so please don't be shy about asking me!
**[19:34] ---**
*Yeah, that would be great!*
**[19:40] ---**
*So, this is...*
**[19:42] ---**
Right.
**[19:43] ---**
The Impaling Stones.
**[19:45] ---**
During the dark ages, a certain mage...
**[19:48] ---**
skewered hordes of people on these stones...
**[19:52] ---**
and that's how it got its name.
**[19:55] ---**
Well, apparently, there were
strategic implications to that.
**[19:58] ---**
One was to make the troops lying in ambush
lose their will to fight...
**[20:01] ---**
and the other was to utilize the birds
milling around the corpses...
**[20:05] ---**
to detect the enemy's
movements right away.
**[20:08] ---**
Even a great mage
who was unbeatable in direct combat...
**[20:11] ---**
was afraid of being taken by surprise, I guess.
**[20:13] ---**
In a place like this, there's no telling
where the enemy might be lurking, right?
**[20:30] ---**
*I have to say...*
**[20:31] ---**
*Naut seems to be way more dependable
than I ever thought.*
**[20:36] ---**
*Choosing a route
that's safe from start to finish,*
**[20:39] ---**
*the places he picks to rest up,
even the way he secures food for us...*
**[20:43] ---**
*There's just no other way
to describe it but "spot on."*
**[20:45] ---**
*Making Rossi rest early so he can stand guard
during the night... He has all his bases covered.*
**[20:57] ---**
You should get some sleep while you can.
**[21:04] ---**
*He impressed me
during that incident at the church...*
**[21:06] ---**
*and it's not just his physical ability.*
**[21:09] ---**
*His leadership skills
are also a sight to see.*
**[21:12] ---**
*I guess this means my turn is over now.*
**[21:16] ---**
*Not good!*
**[21:18] ---**
*I'm Jess's chabirone!*
**[21:20] ---**
*I still have yet to...*
**[21:22] ---**
*It's not over yet.*
**[21:25] ---**
*For someone living
in constant danger of death,*
**[21:28] ---**
*she looks so peaceful at rest.*
**[22:01] ---**
Wanna step outside?
**[22:24] ---**
Tell me.
**[22:28] ---**
Are you prepared to die?
# E8 - Don't Laugh at Someone's Prayers
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU048DG/dont-laugh-at-someones-prayers)
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**[00:06] ---**
Tell me.
**[00:07] ---**
Are you prepared to die?
**[00:14] ---**
No Yethma who reaches the royal capital
has ever come out again.
**[00:18] ---**
Same goes for her chabirone.
**[00:20] ---**
That place is a closed-off, unknown world.
**[00:22] ---**
No one has any idea what's going on inside.
**[00:26] ---**
It could be that you're only going there
to be killed.
**[00:28] ---**
So, do you still want to go
to the royal capital?
**[00:33] ---**
*Oink.*
**[00:36] ---**
All right...
**[00:37] ---**
then take these.
**[00:39] ---**
They're the same
as the ones Rossi's wearing.
**[00:45] ---**
They can control water, create ice
and make changes to the terrain.
**[00:56] ---**
If there's a lot of water available,
**[00:57] ---**
you can even create a swamp
that'll trip people up.
**[01:00] ---**
You need to get a feel
for how to use them.
**[01:02] ---**
Practice on the way.
**[01:11] ---**
To be honest...
**[01:13] ---**
although...
**[01:14] ---**
I hate Yethma hunters
enough to murder them...
**[01:17] ---**
I've never actually killed one.
**[01:20] ---**
Five years ago...
**[01:22] ---**
when I went to get that collar back...
**[01:24] ---**
I did no more than...
**[01:26] ---**
immobilize one weakling
and smash one of his eyes.
**[01:30] ---**
I was totally outnumbered...
**[01:32] ---**
and had no other choice but to run.
**[01:35] ---**
So...
**[01:37] ---**
the next time...
**[01:39] ---**
I take on the Yethma hunters...
**[01:41] ---**
I don't know if you'll be able
to escape to safety.
**[01:45] ---**
Look, I know you're smart.
**[01:50] ---**
I want you to use these tools
to come to my aid along with Rossi.
**[01:57] ---**
Do you have any questions
or something you want to say?
**[02:00] ---**
*Grunt!*
**[02:13] ---**
Worst-case scenario...
**[02:15] ---**
I might even have to sacrifice you.
**[02:21] ---**
If that happens, you decide.
**[02:27] ---**
Whether it'll be you who dies...
**[02:29] ---**
or Jess who dies.
**[02:35] ---**
That choice is up to you.
**[04:14] ---**
Once we've crossed,
we'll be in the Needle Woods.
**[04:17] ---**
The royal capital is in the center.
**[04:30] ---**
Are you okay?
**[04:44] ---**
Please don't mind me.
**[05:13] ---**
*Can you see that red star...*
**[05:14] ---**
*in the northern sky?*
**[05:19] ---**
*That's the wishing star...*
**[05:20] ---**
*Salvia.*
**[05:22] ---**
*They say that if you can get your hands
on that star, your wishes will come true.*
**[05:27] ---**
*My wishes...*
**[05:51] ---**
*That's...*
**[05:53] ---**
*the royal capital?*
**[05:54] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:00] ---**
You guys, have you ever heard about this?
**[06:03] ---**
The mushrooms that grow around here
start glowing faintly at night.
**[06:07] ---**
I've heard that before.
**[06:09] ---**
No one really knows
why they glow, right?
**[06:13] ---**
No.
**[06:14] ---**
A local hunter told me why.
**[06:20] ---**
See, what's glowing is the Yethma blood
that got absorbed by the mushrooms.
**[06:26] ---**
There's a small village up ahead.
**[06:28] ---**
We'll be staying at an inn there tonight.
**[06:35] ---**
*Hey...*
**[06:36] ---**
*That collar's black.*
**[06:38] ---**
You're right, it is!
**[06:40] ---**
*When it's being tended by someone
who protects the Yethmas, it glitters...*
**[06:44] ---**
*but when evil approaches,
the collar turns black.*
**[06:48] ---**
*I thought that was how it worked.*
**[06:50] ---**
The Needle Woods
is like a hotbed for Yethma hunters.
**[06:53] ---**
Starving scoundrels run rampant here,
and scores of Yethmas lose their lives.
**[06:58] ---**
The air is rife with malevolence
in this area.
**[07:01] ---**
Something that shade of black
is probably way on the lighter side.
**[07:07] ---**
You two and...
**[07:09] ---**
I mean, you three and I
will be going our separate ways tomorrow.
**[07:13] ---**
Once you enter the royal capital,
you'll never see me again as long as you live.
**[07:16] ---**
Needless to say,
if you die, that'll be it.
**[07:19] ---**
I'm going to drink up!
**[07:20] ---**
You guys order whatever you want.
**[07:23] ---**
That's the kind of place this inn is.
**[07:26] ---**
*The Last Supper, huh?*
**[07:29] ---**
All right, to prepare for tomorrow—
**[07:30] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[07:33] ---**
I...
**[07:34] ---**
would like to excuse myself and go to bed.
**[07:38] ---**
I'm fatigued...
**[07:40] ---**
and have no appetite.
**[07:49] ---**
Go sleep in our room.
**[07:50] ---**
Rossi will be close by,
keeping an eye on you.
**[08:10] ---**
Come on, let's dig in now.
**[08:12] ---**
Yes!
**[08:17] ---**
It's delicious!
**[08:18] ---**
Look, Mister Pig!
**[08:20] ---**
I think this is quail meat!
**[08:22] ---**
It's seasoned with salt and herbs,
so here's just a little taste! There!
**[08:30] ---**
*This is amazing!
It's like pricey yakitori!*
**[08:33] ---**
"Yakitori"?
**[08:34] ---**
*Yeah, that's a local dish from my country!*
**[08:37] ---**
Oh, is that right?
**[08:38] ---**
So, in your country, too...
**[08:43] ---**
Do you think we can bring this to our room?
**[08:48] ---**
She said she had no appetite, but I think
this is something that Miss Blaise could—
**[08:52] ---**
*Yeah! She just might be able to eat it!*
**[09:01] ---**
Hey, do you mind?
**[09:04] ---**
I want to discuss priorities.
**[09:07] ---**
The way I see it...
**[09:08] ---**
human or Yethma or whatever...
**[09:11] ---**
if you have a soul, all lives are equal.
**[09:15] ---**
But... tomorrow, if it so happens
that we can only save either you or Blaise...
**[09:20] ---**
only one or the other...
**[09:26] ---**
then we're going to pick you
without a second thought.
**[09:34] ---**
Mister Naut...
**[09:36] ---**
- What are you...
- You just saw for yourself.
**[09:38] ---**
Right now, she's anguished...
**[09:41] ---**
and she's barely showing any will to live.
**[09:44] ---**
But...
**[09:46] ---**
But you're not like that, Jess!
**[09:50] ---**
Of course...
**[09:51] ---**
our top priority is to protect all lives.
**[09:54] ---**
But if we find ourselves
in a hopeless situation...
**[09:56] ---**
protecting your life is going to take
precedence over everything else.
**[10:03] ---**
You can't do that!
**[10:05] ---**
That would be...
**[10:07] ---**
That would be too harsh on Miss Blaise!
**[10:09] ---**
So...
**[10:11] ---**
*Jess...*
**[10:13] ---**
*I'm your chabirone, Jess.*
**[10:17] ---**
*To protect your life.*
**[10:19] ---**
*That's my reason for being here.*
**[10:23] ---**
*I'm not sure what it is that I can do.*
**[10:26] ---**
*But in my mind...*
**[10:27] ---**
*I already have the resolve to do it.*
**[10:29] ---**
Mister P-P-Pig...
**[10:37] ---**
Oh...
**[10:38] ---**
I'm so sorry.
**[10:40] ---**
No one's ever said
such a thing to me before...
**[10:44] ---**
so I don't know what to do.
**[10:47] ---**
*Just let yourself be happy about it.
I'd like that better than anything.*
**[10:54] ---**
Then, I'll be happy.
**[11:04] ---**
But... what Mister Naut just said...
**[11:09] ---**
I'd feel bad for Miss Blaise.
**[11:12] ---**
I just can't...
**[11:20] ---**
I once had a dream.
**[11:23] ---**
To go to the royal capital
as a certain someone's chabirone...
**[11:27] ---**
and live by her side for the rest of my life.
**[11:33] ---**
Her bones...
**[11:35] ---**
are part of these twin swords.
**[11:38] ---**
If you think that's dumb,
then mock me all you want!
**[11:42] ---**
But you see...
**[11:44] ---**
you look so much like her.
**[11:50] ---**
I want to at least see you safely
to the royal capital.
**[11:54] ---**
I want you to live the life
that she didn't get to...
**[11:57] ---**
even if she'd wanted to.
**[12:03] ---**
Thank you so much, Mister Naut.
**[12:13] ---**
Of course, I plan
on making it home alive, too.
**[12:16] ---**
I wouldn't want to make Ceres cry.
**[12:19] ---**
Right!
**[12:21] ---**
Let's all survive
to the end of this journey!
**[12:31] ---**
*What are you always up to here, Big Sis?*
**[12:36] ---**
*I am praying.*
**[12:38] ---**
*To the wishing star.*
**[12:39] ---**
*Oh, really?*
**[12:41] ---**
*But you know what? I hate that star!*
**[12:43] ---**
*Do you really?*
**[12:45] ---**
*Even if you tell it what you want,
it never gives you anything!*
**[12:49] ---**
*And there's no way to actually get
your hands on a star, is there?*
**[12:54] ---**
*That's exactly why I pray.*
**[12:58] ---**
*Because I don't believe
it could ever come true...*
**[13:01] ---**
*since there's no hope. That's why I pray.*
**[13:04] ---**
*No one ever prays for a star within reach.*
**[13:07] ---**
*We pray because it's out of reach.*
**[13:12] ---**
*And it's while you're praying...*
**[13:15] ---**
*that you can forget about everything
and focus on your wish.*
**[13:26] ---**
*I hear you're about to turn 16.*
**[13:29] ---**
*Yes. I'll be leaving here
and will be heading to the royal capital.*
**[13:32] ---**
*I see.*
**[13:34] ---**
*Listen.*
**[13:35] ---**
*I heard a rumor.*
**[13:37] ---**
*They say there is something strange
about the royal capital.*
**[13:49] ---**
*Are you going now?*
**[13:50] ---**
*Yes.*
**[13:51] ---**
*So, I'm never seeing you again.*
**[13:55] ---**
*One last thing before I go.*
**[13:58] ---**
*When you find yourself at a loss...*
**[14:02] ---**
*you should search for a star to guide you.*
**[14:06] ---**
*Salvia is a wishing star
precisely because it's far off in the northern sky.*
**[14:12] ---**
*When you've lost your way, the wishing star
will show you the direction to take.*
**[14:17] ---**
*And in the same way,
when you've lost sight of how to live...*
**[14:22] ---**
*you should search
for a wishing star of your own.*
**[14:27] ---**
*Right, I see.*
**[14:38] ---**
*I'd lost hope long ago.*
**[14:41] ---**
*I already knew from the start.*
**[14:46] ---**
*On my journey...*
**[14:48] ---**
*I was always walking
with my back to the wishing star.*
**[15:04] ---**
*That's right.*
**[15:07] ---**
*I'd known all along
that this was going to happen.*
**[15:12] ---**
*Over and over... Over and over...*
**[15:15] ---**
*Terrible things were done to me.*
**[15:18] ---**
*Throughout it all...*
**[15:20] ---**
*over and over, over and over,
I continued to pray.*
**[15:28] ---**
*After they'd brought me to Munires...*
**[15:31] ---**
*I was unable to see the star
while I was in the dungeon.*
**[15:34] ---**
*And yet I prayed.*
**[15:37] ---**
*I knew no one would come to rescue me.*
**[15:40] ---**
*But in order not to get swallowed up
by my fears...*
**[15:43] ---**
*in order not to get crushed by despair...*
**[15:45] ---**
*I continued to pray.*
**[15:50] ---**
*And then...*
**[15:52] ---**
*you all appeared before me.*
**[15:55] ---**
*Mister Naut...*
**[15:57] ---**
*opened the cage and held me close.*
**[16:01] ---**
*That was the first time...*
**[16:04] ---**
*I'd ever been held so tightly.*
**[16:09] ---**
I...
**[16:11] ---**
no longer have the strength
to keep holding onto hope.
**[16:16] ---**
But...
**[16:19] ---**
surely, those people...
**[16:26] ---**
*Noble Pig...*
**[16:27] ---**
*Noble Pig...*
**[16:29] ---**
*Could you please wake up?*
**[16:36] ---**
*What's going on?*
**[16:38] ---**
*I'd like to talk to you.*
**[16:45] ---**
*I'm sorry to disturb you
when you were at rest.*
**[16:48] ---**
*No, it's all good.
I'm used to this kind of scenario.*
**[16:52] ---**
*So, what's on your mind?*
**[16:54] ---**
*You can tell me anything.*
**[16:57] ---**
*Wh-Wh-What's this?*
**[16:59] ---**
*Please forgive me for being rude.*
**[17:02] ---**
*But it's a bit cold out here.*
**[17:05] ---**
*I see. Gotcha.*
**[17:09] ---**
*Noble Pig...*
**[17:10] ---**
*You've come here
from another world, right?*
**[17:13] ---**
*Well, I guess so.*
**[17:15] ---**
*I came from a world
that's totally different than this one.*
**[17:18] ---**
*If you don't mind,
could you tell me about that world?*
**[17:23] ---**
*Oh, is that all?*
**[17:25] ---**
*Fine.*
**[17:26] ---**
*What do you want me to talk about, then?*
**[17:30] ---**
*Is it true that in your world...*
**[17:32] ---**
*women with small breasts are preferred?*
**[17:37] ---**
*My bad! I mean, I...*
**[17:39] ---**
*It's true that I prefer small ones.*
**[17:42] ---**
*But not really.*
**[17:43] ---**
*I'm sure...*
**[17:45] ---**
*that no one ever tempts men
because her breasts happen to be large.*
**[17:53] ---**
*Yeah, that's true!*
**[17:55] ---**
*No one!*
**[17:56] ---**
*Most guys probably
wouldn't give you a second look.*
**[17:59] ---**
*Is that right?*
**[18:00] ---**
*So, such a world exists?*
**[18:04] ---**
*When I die tomorrow...*
**[18:06] ---**
*if only I could be reborn into that world,
nothing would make me happier.*
**[18:10] ---**
*Don't talk like that. It's bad luck.*
**[18:13] ---**
*You shouldn't just give up all hope.*
**[18:15] ---**
*The household I used to serve...*
**[18:18] ---**
*was a family of gravekeepers.*
**[18:20] ---**
*"There must be another world
beyond all those stars."*
**[18:25] ---**
*That thought would cross my mind.*
**[18:28] ---**
*So...*
**[18:29] ---**
*since you came here
from beyond the stars, Noble Pig...*
**[18:32] ---**
*I'd like you to hear my final prayer.*
**[18:40] ---**
*Please look at this.*
**[18:44] ---**
*What's that?*
**[18:46] ---**
*In the basement of that church...*
**[18:48] ---**
*they removed...*
**[18:50] ---**
*my internal organs.*
**[18:51] ---**
*What?*
**[18:53] ---**
*By the time you all came to my rescue...*
**[18:57] ---**
*it was already too late.*
**[19:03] ---**
*Let's go talk to Naut and Jess!*
**[19:05] ---**
*There might be a way to fix you!*
**[19:08] ---**
*Please don't tell them about this.*
**[19:11] ---**
*Mister Naut is such a kind person...*
**[19:15] ---**
*so he's sure to put himself into danger
trying to save my life.*
**[19:20] ---**
*But if we use a black rista—*
**[19:21] ---**
*To heal someone with a black rista, you must
absolutely have an attachment to that person.*
**[19:27] ---**
*You wouldn't be able to heal me.*
**[19:30] ---**
*I don't need to make it
to the royal capital.*
**[19:34] ---**
*I'm offering my life to you and Miss Jess.*
**[19:39] ---**
*What are you...*
**[19:42] ---**
*Death will be my salvation.*
**[19:47] ---**
*I happened to be born a Yethma...*
**[19:51] ---**
*and with this body,
with this face, with this voice...*
**[19:55] ---**
*I ended up tempting
everyone around me, so I'm to blame.*
**[19:59] ---**
*You're wrong about that! Of course the people
who exploit the Yethmas are the ones to blame!*
**[20:08] ---**
*So, that's how people see it
in your world, Noble Pig.*
**[20:11] ---**
*Darn right!*
**[20:13] ---**
*When I die...*
**[20:15] ---**
*please take me to your world, Noble Pig.*
**[20:18] ---**
*That is my...*
**[20:20] ---**
*final wish.*
**[20:24] ---**
*I got here without praying.*
**[20:27] ---**
*There's no reason you couldn't make it over there
when you've been praying all long.*
**[20:32] ---**
*You can reincarnate yourself
into my world for sure!*
**[20:36] ---**
*Thank you very much.*
**[20:47] ---**
*Let's head back now.*
**[20:49] ---**
*It would be too risky to be away
from our room for too long.*
**[20:55] ---**
*Please wait.*
**[20:57] ---**
*Just one more thing.*
**[21:00] ---**
*When I was working
as a gravekeeper...*
**[21:03] ---**
*I once heard something strange.*
**[21:06] ---**
*Something strange?*
**[21:10] ---**
*I was told that the royal capital
has no entrance.*
**[21:13] ---**
*Huh?*
**[21:14] ---**
*That's why...*
**[21:16] ---**
*all Yethmas end up dying
in the Needle Woods.*
**[21:19] ---**
*Wh-What's that supposed to mean?*
**[21:21] ---**
*Then, what was the point
of us risking everything to...*
**[21:24] ---**
*Apparently, there is a way to enter.*
**[21:27] ---**
*Not that a Yethma who entered the royal capital
has ever appeared outside of it.*
**[21:32] ---**
*Even so, somewhere along the way,*
**[21:34] ---**
*people started hearing this rumor
about the way to get inside the royal capital.*
**[21:40] ---**
*What is it?*
**[21:41] ---**
*"Appeal to the king."*
**[21:43] ---**
Don't Laugh
at Someone's Prayers
**[21:48] ---**
*Is that all?*
**[21:50] ---**
*Yes.*
**[21:52] ---**
*There's only one way for a Yethma
to enter the royal capital.*
**[21:55] ---**
*I'm told it's to appeal to the king.*
**[21:58] ---**
*Does that mean you have to shout
toward the royal capital?*
**[22:01] ---**
*I don't know.*
**[22:02] ---**
*But...*
**[22:04] ---**
*I thought that if this could help you
in some small way...*
**[22:10] ---**
*Please.*
**[22:11] ---**
*Please, I beg of you.*
**[22:16] ---**
*No matter what...*
**[22:18] ---**
*I want you all to live...*
**[22:20] ---**
*and to find happiness.*
# E9 - Live and Go Set Your Feet on that Ground
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNG40J/live-and-go-set-your-feet-on-that-ground)
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**[00:11] ---**
*There's no time to lose.*
**[00:12] ---**
Hey.
**[00:14] ---**
It says that a rista dealer
was captured at House Kiltyrin...
**[00:18] ---**
but are you guys behind that?
**[00:25] ---**
Yes. He came after me, um...
**[00:28] ---**
to attack me.
**[00:30] ---**
Was there a huge man with him?
**[00:34] ---**
No.
**[00:35] ---**
If I remember correctly, he was alone.
**[00:39] ---**
I see.
**[00:41] ---**
*Let's get going, Naut.*
**[00:44] ---**
*The sun's starting to rise.*
**[00:46] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:19] ---**
*I can see you're taking no chances.*
**[02:22] ---**
Yeah. I got these
at that shop we were just at.
**[02:25] ---**
Better than nothing, right?
**[02:33] ---**
You can stay the way you are.
**[02:35] ---**
Since it's better to make them let
their guard down, thinking you're just a pig.
**[02:42] ---**
Haste makes waste, you know.
**[02:45] ---**
*But Blaise is...*
**[02:47] ---**
Is something the matter with Miss Blaise?
**[02:50] ---**
*No, see, we were talking
about how dark the woods are,*
**[02:53] ---**
*so we should get moving
while the sun's out.*
**[02:57] ---**
*Oh, I see.*
**[02:59] ---**
*When did you and Blaise
discuss that?*
**[03:03] ---**
*In the middle of the night.*
**[03:04] ---**
*I'd just opened my eyes...*
**[03:06] ---**
*and Blaise happened to be awake, too.*
**[03:11] ---**
Hold onto these.
**[03:15] ---**
What are those?
**[03:16] ---**
I'll tell you how to use them while we walk.
**[03:19] ---**
A-All right.
**[03:21] ---**
Come on.
**[04:05] ---**
*What's been bugging you?*
**[04:08] ---**
I'm checking out the soil and plants
to pick out a spot with a lot of moisture.
**[04:17] ---**
*Walnut?*
**[04:19] ---**
*There are lots of those near swamps.*
**[04:21] ---**
Unless we're near the water,
those anklets will be useless.
**[04:27] ---**
*Ah...*
**[04:58] ---**
Dammit!
**[05:03] ---**
Hide!
**[05:07] ---**
*Jess! Blaise!*
**[05:08] ---**
*This way!*
**[05:17] ---**
Rossi!
**[05:19] ---**
*Did you get him?*
**[05:27] ---**
More will be coming.
**[05:54] ---**
A pig!
**[05:55] ---**
What do you want?
**[05:57] ---**
Are you one of us?
**[05:58] ---**
What are you doing with that pig?
**[06:03] ---**
It's my emergency rations.
**[06:04] ---**
*Huh?*
**[06:06] ---**
You're hunting with a pig in tow?
**[06:11] ---**
That's not your pig, is it now?
**[06:13] ---**
Hey!
**[06:14] ---**
The Yethma we've been searching for
should be around here!
**[06:18] ---**
*Hey...*
**[06:19] ---**
*These guys...*
**[06:20] ---**
*Yeah.*
**[06:27] ---**
Thanks for before.
**[06:31] ---**
Where's the Yethma?
**[06:33] ---**
She's nearby, isn't she?
**[06:37] ---**
*Dammit!*
**[06:39] ---**
*I've got to do something!*
**[06:41] ---**
I'm here!
**[06:47] ---**
*Miss Blaise!*
**[06:58] ---**
What?
**[07:02] ---**
*Blaise...*
**[07:05] ---**
I knew you were here.
**[07:07] ---**
What are you doing, Jess?
**[07:09] ---**
Go back!
**[07:13] ---**
That's right.
**[07:15] ---**
*I'm you, Miss Jess.*
**[07:17] ---**
*Whatever you do, please call me that.*
**[07:22] ---**
All right, good girl.
**[07:24] ---**
Come over here.
**[07:29] ---**
*When you get a chance,
please escape with Miss Jess.*
**[07:32] ---**
*I can't do that.*
**[07:34] ---**
Huh...
**[07:35] ---**
That's a fine one you've got there.
**[07:38] ---**
I think the boss might like her.
**[07:41] ---**
*Boss?*
**[08:01] ---**
Boss, we found her!
**[08:03] ---**
The Yethma traveling with a pig.
**[08:07] ---**
Good job!
**[08:19] ---**
*That guy...*
**[08:21] ---**
No way!
**[08:45] ---**
I've been looking for you...
**[08:47] ---**
little Yethma girl.
**[08:55] ---**
Here, of all places!
**[08:57] ---**
*No question!*
**[08:59] ---**
*That's the guy who pushed
for Jess's assassination in Kiltyrie!*
**[09:05] ---**
So, this is the Yethma
from House Kiltyrin, huh?
**[09:09] ---**
Quite a fine one, wouldn't you say?
**[09:12] ---**
- Hey, you bastard!
- Huh?
**[09:15] ---**
Don't you dare put your filthy hands on her!
**[09:18] ---**
What's wrong, boy?
**[09:20] ---**
Is she your woman?
**[09:22] ---**
Even if it means sacrificing myself,
I swear you're the one guy I'm gonna kill!
**[09:28] ---**
I'll give you credit
for your grit.
**[09:30] ---**
But...
**[09:31] ---**
you need to learn
to read the situation you're in.
**[09:36] ---**
Five years ago...
**[09:38] ---**
Don't you remember the kid
who stole that collar from you guys?
**[09:47] ---**
*Listen up, Pig.*
**[09:49] ---**
*We'll start by getting rid
of the guy behind me.*
**[09:52] ---**
Right.
**[09:53] ---**
So, you're that boy from back then?
**[09:55] ---**
Just look how you've grown!
**[09:58] ---**
*How?*
**[09:59] ---**
*Those arrows will give us trouble.*
**[10:01] ---**
*Use the anklets
to divert the enemy's attention.*
**[10:04] ---**
*Then...*
**[10:05] ---**
*we can take on the scrubs
in the back for sure.*
**[10:10] ---**
*What about Blaise?*
**[10:11] ---**
*They wouldn't be too quick to kill a Yethma.*
**[10:15] ---**
*Because there are things they can't do
unless she's alive.*
**[10:20] ---**
*I don't know if I can pull it off.*
**[10:22] ---**
*If you don't, we're all just going to die.*
**[10:25] ---**
*I trust you.*
**[10:29] ---**
*If it works, run to your left!*
**[10:31] ---**
*We'll regroup behind that big tree.*
**[10:36] ---**
Hey...
**[10:38] ---**
Why'd you clam up all of a sudden?
**[10:40] ---**
You're scared, maybe?
**[10:48] ---**
*Now!*
**[11:17] ---**
You've got a lot of nerve!
**[11:21] ---**
*It worked, huh?*
**[11:23] ---**
Uh, yeah.
**[11:30] ---**
Hey!
**[11:32] ---**
After you just showed us what you're made of,
are you running off again?
**[11:36] ---**
Well, no matter.
**[11:50] ---**
Just sit tight there
and watch us toy with this Yethma!
**[11:55] ---**
*Pig, when I make a move,
you run to Jess.*
**[11:59] ---**
*You find a way to escape
while I'm fighting them!*
**[12:02] ---**
*No...*
**[12:03] ---**
*but...*
**[12:05] ---**
That's right.
**[12:07] ---**
That Yethma back then...
**[12:08] ---**
Now she was what you call quality goods!
**[12:23] ---**
We were so reluctant to kill her...
**[12:25] ---**
I think we toyed with her for three days
before beheading her.
**[12:38] ---**
Come to think of it, boy...
**[12:40] ---**
you made off with not only that collar,
but that Yethma's bones, as well.
**[12:45] ---**
Still treasuring them?
**[12:50] ---**
The thing about that Yethma...
**[12:52] ---**
No matter what was done to her,
she was clearheaded until she died.
**[12:57] ---**
At the very end, she even started
sobbing and begging for her life.
**[13:06] ---**
But...
**[13:07] ---**
what about this Yethma?
**[13:33] ---**
She's already been gutted?
**[13:34] ---**
What a fraud, boy!
**[13:50] ---**
So, that's what this is about.
**[13:54] ---**
Huh!
**[13:59] ---**
*Pig, you stick to our priorities!*
**[14:02] ---**
*What?*
**[14:07] ---**
*Get going!*
**[14:10] ---**
*Blaise, stay crouched down
where you are!*
**[14:17] ---**
Crap!
**[14:45] ---**
Damn!
**[14:58] ---**
Ice and fire, huh?
**[15:00] ---**
Insolent moves if I ever saw any!
**[15:02] ---**
*Hey, Pig. Did you manage to join Jess?*
**[15:05] ---**
*Yeah! We're good!*
**[15:07] ---**
*Is that right?*
**[15:09] ---**
*Then, make a run for it when you can!*
**[15:11] ---**
*Rossi and I will find a way to save Blaise!*
**[15:15] ---**
What's wrong?
**[15:17] ---**
Didn't you swear to kill me
if no one else?
**[15:43] ---**
*Blaise, get on Rossi!*
**[15:53] ---**
Get out of here now!
**[15:54] ---**
Outta my way!
**[16:03] ---**
Sorry to disappoint you!
**[16:20] ---**
What's going on?
**[16:22] ---**
*Did it work?*
**[16:24] ---**
*Yes, that was the perfect spot.*
**[16:26] ---**
*I'm going to go save Blaise!*
**[16:28] ---**
*All right. I'm going to go back
to where I was...*
**[16:32] ---**
*and wait for you all.*
**[16:38] ---**
Dammit!
**[16:39] ---**
What the hell was that?
**[16:41] ---**
*Blaise!*
**[16:43] ---**
*Is that you, Pig?*
**[16:44] ---**
*Come on, Blaise! Get on me now!*
**[17:01] ---**
Just as I thought,
you're not just some pig.
**[17:04] ---**
*Get on me now!*
**[17:24] ---**
Mister Pig! Miss Blaise!
**[17:29] ---**
*Jess!*
**[17:31] ---**
*Thank goodness!*
**[17:33] ---**
I'm so glad...
**[17:39] ---**
you're both...
**[17:40] ---**
safe!
**[18:19] ---**
*Blaise...*
**[18:22] ---**
*I'd lost hope long ago.*
**[18:25] ---**
*I already knew from the start.*
**[18:27] ---**
*On my journey, I was always walking
with my back to the wishing star.*
**[18:34] ---**
*Can you see that red star...*
**[18:36] ---**
*in the northern sky?*
**[18:40] ---**
*That's the wishing star...*
**[18:41] ---**
*Salvia.*
**[18:44] ---**
*They say that if you can get your hands
on that star, your wishes will come true.*
**[18:48] ---**
*My wishes...*
**[19:00] ---**
*Are you going now?*
**[19:01] ---**
*Yes.*
**[19:03] ---**
*So, I'm never seeing you again.*
**[19:06] ---**
*One last thing before I go.*
**[19:10] ---**
*When you find yourself at a loss...*
**[19:13] ---**
*you should search for a star to guide you.*
**[19:17] ---**
*Salvia is a wishing star
precisely because it's far off in the northern sky.*
**[19:23] ---**
*When you've lost your way, the wishing star
will show you the direction to take.*
**[19:29] ---**
*And in the same way,
when you've lost sight of how to live...*
**[19:33] ---**
*you should search
for a wishing star of your own.*
**[19:38] ---**
*Right, I see.*
**[19:50] ---**
Live and Go Set Your Feet
on that Ground
**[19:53] ---**
Miss Blaise!
**[19:59] ---**
There's one more Yethma, huh?
**[20:06] ---**
Dammit, you should've died!
**[20:11] ---**
*Mister Pig!*
**[20:17] ---**
Is that her?
**[20:18] ---**
After all you did to hide her! Too bad!
**[20:27] ---**
Die!
**[20:33] ---**
Dammit!
**[20:46] ---**
*Blaise! Hey! Stay with us!*
**[20:54] ---**
Thank you...
**[20:57] ---**
very much.
**[21:01] ---**
Miss Blaise...
**[21:03] ---**
Noble Pig...
**[21:06] ---**
Promise me...
**[21:08] ---**
that Miss Jess will...
**[21:19] ---**
*Blaise!*
**[21:24] ---**
*Blaise...*
**[21:26] ---**
Don't mess with me, dammit!
**[21:29] ---**
Pig! Get out of here now!
**[21:37] ---**
*Death will be my salvation.*
**[21:39] ---**
*When I die...*
**[21:41] ---**
*please take me to your world, Noble Pig.*
**[21:44] ---**
*That is my...*
**[21:46] ---**
*final wish.*
**[21:53] ---**
Hurry the hell up!
**[21:59] ---**
*No matter what...*
**[22:01] ---**
*I want you all to live...*
**[22:03] ---**
*and to find happiness.*
**[22:07] ---**
*Come on, Jess!*
**[22:18] ---**
Huh.
**[22:21] ---**
*Whatever you do...*
**[22:23] ---**
*don't die!*
**[22:25] ---**
*You neither, okay?*
# E10 - There's Always a Reason Why Things Are the Way They Are
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV202Q/theres-always-a-reason-why-things-are-the-way-they-are)
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**[00:07] ---**
*Hey, Naut and Rossi should be fine.*
**[00:10] ---**
*R-Right.*
**[00:13] ---**
*I'm sure they are...*
**[00:16] ---**
*Blaise was...*
**[00:18] ---**
*planning to do that from the start.*
**[00:21] ---**
*She knew she had no hope of surviving.*
**[00:24] ---**
*Even so, she tried to be useful to us.*
**[00:27] ---**
*But if only I'd been paying
closer attention to her...*
**[00:31] ---**
*You're wrong about that.*
**[00:33] ---**
*Blaise died because I let my guard down.*
**[00:36] ---**
*That can't be!*
**[00:38] ---**
*So, I'm not making the same mistake again.*
**[00:40] ---**
*I'm taking you to the royal capital,
whatever it takes!*
**[00:46] ---**
*Let's...*
**[00:48] ---**
*enter the royal capital together,
no matter what.*
**[00:52] ---**
*There's something
I want you to promise me.*
**[00:56] ---**
*What is it?*
**[00:57] ---**
*Being a pig, I wouldn't be allowed
to enter the royal capital without you.*
**[01:01] ---**
*But you should be able
to get in on your own.*
**[01:05] ---**
*If anything happens to me, you keep
heading straight for the royal capital.*
**[01:09] ---**
*Got that?*
**[01:12] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[01:14] ---**
I...
**[01:16] ---**
*Without you, I...*
**[01:18] ---**
*just can't...*
**[01:22] ---**
*We've been putting our lives on the line
to get you safely to the royal capital!*
**[01:28] ---**
*It's your duty to live up to that!*
**[01:31] ---**
*So, I want you to have the resolve
to reach the royal capital, no matter what!*
**[01:35] ---**
*Even if...*
**[01:36] ---**
*you end up alone.*
**[01:40] ---**
*All right.*
**[01:40] ---**
There's Always a Reason
Why Things Are the Way They Are
**[03:20] ---**
*If we were to run into any Yethma hunters...*
**[03:24] ---**
*the only things I could use...*
**[03:25] ---**
*are these anklets, and...*
**[03:30] ---**
*You can activate all three of them
by pulling those pins and snapping them.*
**[03:34] ---**
*The one with the red rista
embedded in it is a bomb.*
**[03:37] ---**
*It doesn't have the widest range,
but it's potent enough.*
**[03:40] ---**
*The yellow one is a sielter.*
**[03:41] ---**
*Use it when you want to hide.*
**[03:43] ---**
*It'll look like a rock.*
**[03:45] ---**
*The green one is a wolf call
that summons wolves inaudibly to humans.*
**[03:50] ---**
*Activate it, and some irritable wolves
will show up.*
**[03:56] ---**
*How long before the wolves get here?*
**[03:59] ---**
*I don't know.*
**[04:00] ---**
*But here in the Needle Woods,
there's no way that they wouldn't show up.*
**[04:05] ---**
*You can use the sielter to hide.*
**[04:08] ---**
*If you're lucky, the wolves
will chase off the Yethma hunters.*
**[04:11] ---**
*At least, they might.*
**[04:14] ---**
*Not the most user-friendly tools, are they?*
**[04:17] ---**
*Ideally, you wouldn't have to use them at all.*
**[04:21] ---**
*But if it ever comes to it...*
**[04:23] ---**
*think hard before you use them.*
**[04:26] ---**
*This is it.*
**[04:28] ---**
*The entrance...*
**[04:30] ---**
*Where do you think it is?*
**[04:32] ---**
*Blaise said to appeal to the king.*
**[04:37] ---**
*Luckily, there don't seem to be
any Yethma hunters nearby.*
**[04:41] ---**
*Jess, it probably won't work,*
**[04:43] ---**
*but try shouting the words
"Please let me in" toward the cliff.*
**[04:46] ---**
*If it doesn't work,
we'll move on right away.*
**[04:52] ---**
Please let me in!
**[05:00] ---**
*It looks like I was wrong.*
**[05:02] ---**
*Oh, well. Let's go.*
**[05:04] ---**
*Right.*
**[05:10] ---**
Please let me in!
**[05:18] ---**
*No good yet again, huh?*
**[05:20] ---**
*Let's go.*
**[05:26] ---**
*Where the heck...*
**[05:27] ---**
*is that entrance?*
**[05:38] ---**
*How about riding me again?*
**[05:41] ---**
No.
**[05:42] ---**
I can still walk.
**[05:43] ---**
*Not only don't we have a clue
where the entrance is,*
**[05:46] ---**
*we also don't know
when we'll come under attack again.*
**[05:49] ---**
*We're going to need some stamina
if that happens, right?*
**[05:52] ---**
*So, come on, get on me.*
**[06:00] ---**
Understood.
**[06:13] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[06:14] ---**
Let's talk about something.
**[06:17] ---**
*Yeah, let's do that.*
**[06:19] ---**
Then, tell me about your
first love, Mister Pig.
**[06:48] ---**
*It looks like someone's there.*
**[06:54] ---**
Young lady!
**[06:56] ---**
No use trying to escape!
**[06:58] ---**
Just come out here like a good girl!
**[07:00] ---**
*Don't move, Jess!
Is that wound deep?*
**[07:03] ---**
*No.*
**[07:04] ---**
*I'm all right.*
**[07:08] ---**
*Is that guy alone?*
**[07:10] ---**
*How can I give Jess a chance to escape?*
**[07:12] ---**
*Compose yourself and think!*
**[07:14] ---**
*Excuse me...*
**[07:15] ---**
*but I'm okay.*
**[07:17] ---**
*Please run, Mister Pig.*
**[07:19] ---**
*Don't be ridiculous!*
**[07:20] ---**
*This time, I'm gonna protect you!*
**[07:22] ---**
*I...*
**[07:24] ---**
*really enjoyed myself.*
**[07:26] ---**
*So...*
**[07:27] ---**
*There's no way I'd abandon you, Jess!*
**[07:30] ---**
*Not in a million years!*
**[07:32] ---**
*Whatever you do...*
**[07:33] ---**
*don't sound like you've given up!*
**[07:39] ---**
Is someone else there?
**[07:41] ---**
Whisper all you want,
but it's not gonna get you anywhere!
**[07:43] ---**
See, that arrow...
**[07:45] ---**
I've applied poison to it!
**[07:50] ---**
You're not going to survive!
**[07:52] ---**
If you have any friends nearby,
I'd be happy to let them off!
**[07:59] ---**
*There's no scent of poison.*
**[08:01] ---**
*He's bluffing!*
**[08:03] ---**
*He's just checking to see
if any allies are lurking around!*
**[08:06] ---**
*Don't you answer him!*
**[08:09] ---**
I'm only after you, young lady!
**[08:11] ---**
I'm coming over...
**[08:13] ---**
all right?
**[08:20] ---**
*No good, huh?*
**[08:22] ---**
*Jess...*
**[08:26] ---**
Hey, you're up to something, aren't you?
**[08:28] ---**
Not good.
**[08:30] ---**
I'm on my own,
so I can't have you resisting me.
**[08:38] ---**
*I see.*
**[08:39] ---**
*So, he's got no reason to hurry
when he's up against a wounded Yethma.*
**[08:46] ---**
*Dammit! So, there's another one!*
**[08:50] ---**
*Jess, give me the red ball.*
**[08:55] ---**
*There's another enemy in hiding!*
**[08:57] ---**
*But they're still wary of us
possibly having more allies on our side!*
**[09:03] ---**
*Let's use that against them!*
**[09:05] ---**
*Start off by calling out
as if a friend's nearby!*
**[09:14] ---**
Mister Naut, no!
**[09:15] ---**
You mustn't come here!
**[09:19] ---**
*All right! Activate the wolf call!*
**[09:23] ---**
I knew there was someone nearby.
**[09:26] ---**
All that whispering
made me suspect as much.
**[09:44] ---**
*Ugh!*
**[09:45] ---**
*Can you believe that sound?*
**[09:48] ---**
*Mister Pig?*
**[09:50] ---**
*I'm fine.*
**[09:51] ---**
*R-Right.*
**[09:53] ---**
It's no use! Naut or whatever...
**[09:55] ---**
there's no saving that Yethma!
**[09:58] ---**
The poison's circulating
throughout her body even as we speak!
**[10:02] ---**
*I'm going to create a diversion!*
**[10:04] ---**
*Jess, you take advantage
and run as far away as you can!*
**[10:07] ---**
*But what about you, Mister Pig?*
**[10:09] ---**
*Don't worry! I'll be right behind you.*
**[10:24] ---**
*Oh, crap—*
**[10:32] ---**
What the hell? A boar?
**[10:37] ---**
*Will that do?*
**[10:50] ---**
*Jess, do you think you can retreat?*
**[10:52] ---**
*Yes!*
**[10:53] ---**
*Somehow.*
**[10:54] ---**
*Okay!*
**[10:55] ---**
*Keep moving as far away as you can
and hide in the sielter!*
**[11:17] ---**
What was that?
**[11:18] ---**
We're splitting up!
**[11:19] ---**
Gotcha!
**[11:50] ---**
There, huh?
**[11:52] ---**
Just come on out!
**[11:55] ---**
*I've got to hold him off
so Jess can run away.*
**[12:01] ---**
*These nuts are...*
**[12:03] ---**
Come out right now!
**[12:05] ---**
I don't wanna get rough with you!
**[12:06] ---**
*Like I'd fall for that.*
**[12:14] ---**
Huh? What is this?
**[12:16] ---**
*Sure I will!*
**[12:28] ---**
Hey! What's wrong?
**[12:38] ---**
Where the hell are you hiding?
**[12:45] ---**
Damn!
**[12:47] ---**
Hey, you're all right?
**[12:48] ---**
*Mister Pig!*
**[12:49] ---**
*Please save me!*
**[12:51] ---**
*Don't tell me there's another Yethma hunter!*
**[12:55] ---**
*Jess, where are you?*
**[13:00] ---**
*Hey...*
**[13:02] ---**
*No way!*
**[13:11] ---**
*Jess...*
**[13:12] ---**
*Please...*
**[13:20] ---**
*Please don't say a word.*
**[13:32] ---**
*You dummy!*
**[13:33] ---**
*Now I can't distract the enemy!*
**[13:36] ---**
*What if they find you?*
**[13:39] ---**
*You're the dummy, Mister Pig.*
**[13:42] ---**
*If I'd gone into the sielter alone...*
**[13:45] ---**
*what were you going to do
when the wolves showed up?*
**[13:49] ---**
*What would I do? Of course I'd...*
**[13:53] ---**
Hey, get up! Wolves!
**[13:55] ---**
Dammit!
**[13:56] ---**
Run!
**[14:01] ---**
*See? If you'd been outside,
just think what would've become of you.*
**[14:05] ---**
*That's true. I owe you one.*
**[14:09] ---**
*But that's just hindsight!*
**[14:11] ---**
*We're still in danger, you know!*
**[14:13] ---**
*Who knows when the wolves might come back?*
**[14:16] ---**
*It would've been safer for me
to distract those men and the wolves!*
**[14:20] ---**
*It would be pointless for me
to be the only one to survive.*
**[14:23] ---**
*It has to be you and me, Mister Pig.*
**[14:25] ---**
*How many times do I have to tell you?*
**[14:28] ---**
*Look, Jess, the truth is,
you don't want to die, right?*
**[14:32] ---**
*So, look out for yourself better!*
**[14:37] ---**
*It's all right for you to be more selfish!*
**[14:40] ---**
*I've already been selfish enough.*
**[14:43] ---**
*That's not true!*
**[14:45] ---**
*When have you ever been
the least bit selfish?*
**[14:53] ---**
*By not wanting you to ever die, Mister Pig.*
**[15:06] ---**
*I can't even stroke your head...*
**[15:08] ---**
*with these pig feet after all.*
**[15:12] ---**
*I'm happy enough
just knowing you feel that way.*
**[15:16] ---**
*Don't read my mind!*
**[15:18] ---**
*I'm sorry.*
**[15:35] ---**
*I think it's safe for us to come out.*
**[15:40] ---**
*Are you okay?*
**[15:42] ---**
*Yes, more or less.*
**[15:44] ---**
*How about you, Mister Pig?*
**[15:47] ---**
*Yeah.*
**[15:48] ---**
*I'm much better now.*
**[15:50] ---**
*Let's go.*
**[15:51] ---**
Right.
**[16:04] ---**
Um, Mister Pig...
**[16:10] ---**
I've never had someone
stay so close to me before.
**[16:15] ---**
*Stop. Don't put up any death flags.*
**[16:18] ---**
I was truly happy.
**[16:22] ---**
I just wanted to let you know that.
**[16:27] ---**
*Are you all right?*
**[16:31] ---**
Yes.
**[16:36] ---**
*Let's take a break here for now.*
**[16:39] ---**
*There's no end to this.*
**[16:44] ---**
Mister Pig, are you happy right now?
**[16:49] ---**
*No.*
**[16:50] ---**
*I wouldn't call myself happy.*
**[16:52] ---**
*Because I still don't think
I've truly made you happy yet.*
**[16:57] ---**
Oh no, I...
**[16:59] ---**
*Well, but even if I were to die right now,
I wouldn't have any regrets.*
**[17:03] ---**
*Having a beautiful young girl
press her breasts against me...*
**[17:05] ---**
*That's something I never would've experienced
leading a normal life!*
**[17:08] ---**
*So, being a pig isn't all bad!*
**[17:10] ---**
If that's all you need...
**[17:12] ---**
*Hold up, that was a virgin joke.*
**[17:26] ---**
If...
**[17:29] ---**
If you were reincarnated,
what would you want to be?
**[17:34] ---**
*Well, a human.*
**[17:37] ---**
*But other than that, maybe a dog.*
**[17:40] ---**
*Getting all that praise
just for fetching a ball! I'm a little envious.*
**[17:46] ---**
What a funny reason that is!
**[17:49] ---**
*What do you want to be, Jess?*
**[17:51] ---**
Let's see.
**[17:54] ---**
I guess maybe a pig.
**[17:56] ---**
*Does even Jess have a unique fetish
that makes her long to be called a "sow"?*
**[18:01] ---**
Oh no, I don't mean it that way.
**[18:05] ---**
If you don't manage to turn
back into a human, Mister Pig...
**[18:09] ---**
then...
**[18:13] ---**
Mister Pig, there's something
I have to tell you.
**[18:24] ---**
A heckripon?
**[18:29] ---**
*You're sure they're harmless?*
**[18:32] ---**
Yes.
**[18:33] ---**
Heckripons don't do anything.
**[18:36] ---**
*They're weird creatures for sure.*
**[18:39] ---**
*We didn't have them where I come from—*
**[18:42] ---**
*Huh?*
**[18:43] ---**
*I'm told that they suddenly
increased their numbers...*
**[18:45] ---**
*after the end of the dark ages.*
**[18:46] ---**
*They only bring misfortune.*
**[18:47] ---**
*Although it's only been in the last few years
that people started saying that.*
**[18:50] ---**
*Did a bunch of heckripons gather
or something before that incident?*
**[18:53] ---**
*There are two laws concerning Yethmas.*
**[18:56] ---**
*Appeal to the king.*
**[19:00] ---**
*Hey, Jess...*
**[19:01] ---**
*so you really believe
that heckripons don't do anything?*
**[19:08] ---**
*But the truth is...*
**[19:09] ---**
*heckripons are doing a certain thing.*
**[19:12] ---**
*I think that one must be watching us.*
**[19:14] ---**
Well, I agree, but...
**[19:17] ---**
*Listen, Jess.*
**[19:19] ---**
*The animals here in Mesteria
also exist in the world I come from.*
**[19:24] ---**
*The only exception being heckripons.*
**[19:31] ---**
*Living creatures interact
in complex ways to survive.*
**[19:35] ---**
*The ecosystem is built
on that delicate balance.*
**[19:40] ---**
*Having an oddball creature like that
in the mix just doesn't make sense.*
**[19:46] ---**
*Which leads me to speculate...*
**[19:49] ---**
*that heckripons were actually brought in
from outside the ecosystem around the dark ages.*
**[19:54] ---**
*That they were created by a mage.*
**[19:57] ---**
But for what reason?
**[20:00] ---**
*In order to see.*
**[20:01] ---**
*Meaning, for surveillance.*
**[20:03] ---**
*Some time before the convent
at Baptsaze burned down,*
**[20:06] ---**
*there was a surge in heckripons in the
surrounding area. That's what Ceres told us.*
**[20:12] ---**
*Don't you think it's weird that a stone building
could be burned into nothingness?*
**[20:16] ---**
*But if a mage watching through the eyes
of the heckripons did it*
**[20:20] ---**
*to punish people for hiding Yethmas,
then yeah, that makes sense!*
**[20:24] ---**
Why would they do that?
**[20:26] ---**
*In this country, it's prohibited by law...*
**[20:29] ---**
*to transport or sexually assault
Yethmas, right?*
**[20:31] ---**
*Isn't that because they're afraid that some Yethmas
might escape surveillance or increase in number?*
**[20:38] ---**
*They need Yethmas
to either reach the royal capital...*
**[20:42] ---**
*or else die when they turn 16.*
**[20:44] ---**
*That's why they created this system!
I can't think of any other reason!*
**[20:48] ---**
But we haven't done anything wrong!
**[20:52] ---**
*Let's ask them why directly...*
**[20:53] ---**
*in the royal capital!*
**[20:57] ---**
*Are you ready, Jess?*
**[21:24] ---**
Please let me enter the royal capital!
**[21:26] ---**
I'd like to talk to you
about what a Yethma really is!
**[21:47] ---**
*No good, huh?*
**[22:27] ---**
*Let's go!*
**[22:28] ---**
All right!
# E11 - Keep Rewards for When They Really Count
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVQPQZ/keep-rewards-for-when-they-really-count)
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**[00:48] ---**
You did well to make it this far.
**[00:50] ---**
Jess...
**[00:51] ---**
Please come in.
**[00:53] ---**
Along with that intelligent pig.
**[01:17] ---**
*The pain...*
**[01:18] ---**
*is gone?*
**[01:21] ---**
Now then...
**[01:22] ---**
this way, please.
**[01:38] ---**
Please cleanse yourselves
and get some rest.
**[01:41] ---**
The bathroom is in the back.
**[01:42] ---**
A change of clothes
has been left for you there.
**[01:44] ---**
I will come by
to pick you up when you awaken.
**[01:48] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[01:53] ---**
Excuse me!
**[01:57] ---**
You're worried
about that young hunter, aren't you?
**[02:02] ---**
He's safe.
**[02:03] ---**
He's already left the Needle Woods.
**[02:06] ---**
*Is that right?*
**[02:13] ---**
That was exhausting, wasn't it?
**[02:15] ---**
*Yeah, I'm wiped out!*
**[02:17] ---**
Why don't I give you a bath
and then we'll go to bed?
**[02:19] ---**
Please come when I call you.
**[02:21] ---**
*Yeah.*
**[02:28] ---**
*Huuuh?*
**[04:05] ---**
Mister Pig? Please come in!
**[04:08] ---**
*Uh, right!*
**[04:36] ---**
*My bad! I saw you
for just a split second!*
**[04:40] ---**
That's all right.
**[04:41] ---**
You're the one who told me to stash my nudity
for a rainy day, Mister Pig, remember?
**[04:46] ---**
Now open your eyes
and take a good look, please.
**[05:00] ---**
*You're beautiful.*
**[05:02] ---**
I'm going to bathe you properly, okay?
**[05:06] ---**
So, you mustn't look away
while that's going on.
**[05:20] ---**
You have to really look at me.
**[05:22] ---**
This is the utmost thanks
I could think of to offer you.
**[05:25] ---**
Please accept it.
**[05:27] ---**
*I see!*
**[05:29] ---**
*Then, I'm going to have to accept it, right?*
**[05:33] ---**
*That smile is the ultimate reward.*
**[05:37] ---**
It's the smile you gave me, Mister Pig!
**[05:41] ---**
It's very lonely being a servant.
**[05:45] ---**
I would only ever smile
for someone else's benefit.
**[05:49] ---**
It's not easy to smile spontaneously.
**[05:52] ---**
But that was who I was
before I ever met you, Mister Pig.
**[05:56] ---**
Because you made me smile so often.
**[06:00] ---**
*Well, that's good to know!*
**[06:03] ---**
Like when you showed off
that dance to Mister Kilins!
**[06:07] ---**
I came this close to laughing out loud...
**[06:09] ---**
so I panicked and held my breath!
**[06:12] ---**
*Please forget about that.
That wasn't my finest hour.*
**[06:22] ---**
I've never slept
in such a fluffy bed before!
**[06:25] ---**
*Neither have I.*
**[06:26] ---**
*Well, I'm a pig, so it's no wonder.*
**[06:33] ---**
So warm.
**[06:35] ---**
It's so reassuring.
**[06:45] ---**
*Of course I'm looking forward
to becoming a human again.*
**[06:48] ---**
*But is it really possible?*
**[06:50] ---**
*Not to mention,
what's the king going to do to us?*
**[06:55] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[07:00] ---**
*So, you're awake?*
**[07:02] ---**
I...
**[07:04] ---**
*Huh?*
**[07:05] ---**
No matter...
**[07:07] ---**
what happens tomorrow...
**[07:09] ---**
I feel blessed that I got to come
on this journey with you.
**[07:14] ---**
*Jess...*
**[07:16] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[07:22] ---**
Thank you.
**[07:32] ---**
Good morning!
**[07:37] ---**
*Is it about noon?*
**[07:40] ---**
P-Please come in!
**[07:45] ---**
Once you've changed your clothes,
I'll take you upstairs.
**[08:08] ---**
*Uh, excuse me.*
**[08:12] ---**
Yes?
**[08:12] ---**
What is it?
**[08:14] ---**
*You seem to be able
to hear my inner thoughts.*
**[08:18] ---**
*And there's something about you that...*
**[08:21] ---**
*Are you a Yethma?*
**[08:48] ---**
The king is waiting for you in there.
**[09:16] ---**
*That's... this country's...*
**[09:19] ---**
*Mesteria's... great king?*
**[09:28] ---**
Sit down.
**[09:30] ---**
You, too, Wyss.
**[09:53] ---**
Have something to eat.
You must be hungry.
**[09:56] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[09:59] ---**
*Since he's a king, I thought
he'd be lording it over us on his throne.*
**[10:05] ---**
If it'll make you happy, I can certainly
lord it over you on my throne...
**[10:09] ---**
but isn't it easier to talk this way?
**[10:11] ---**
*He read my mind!*
**[10:13] ---**
*Please forgive me!*
**[10:14] ---**
*That was so rude!*
**[10:16] ---**
Don't give it another thought.
**[10:18] ---**
After all, not many people know
that mages can read minds.
**[10:24] ---**
Are you all mages?
**[10:27] ---**
Indeed we are.
**[10:28] ---**
I am both a mage
and the king of this country.
**[10:31] ---**
My name is Eavis.
**[10:33] ---**
That's my grandson, Shravis, over there.
**[10:37] ---**
And that's his mother, Wyss.
**[10:41] ---**
Now then...
**[10:42] ---**
I'm told that there's something
you'd like to ask me, Jess.
**[10:45] ---**
Go ahead and tell me what it is.
**[10:47] ---**
Yes!
**[10:49] ---**
Um...
**[10:51] ---**
You see...
**[10:53] ---**
I'd like you to turn Mister Pig
back into a human.
**[11:01] ---**
Fine.
**[11:03] ---**
But there is one condition.
**[11:07] ---**
No matter what method is used to turn
that young man from a pig back into a human,
**[11:11] ---**
you're to watch until the end.
**[11:15] ---**
All right.
**[11:16] ---**
Very well.
**[11:17] ---**
I'm going to hold you
to your promise.
**[11:21] ---**
*Is this really okay?*
**[11:23] ---**
*I'm not so sure about this.*
**[11:27] ---**
You will turn him back, then?
**[11:31] ---**
I could do it right this minute, but...
**[11:34] ---**
let's see.
**[11:36] ---**
I'll make sure it's done by sunset.
**[11:39] ---**
Will you be using magic
to turn him back?
**[11:41] ---**
No, not with magic.
**[11:52] ---**
Then, how are you going to do it?
**[11:56] ---**
It's quite simple.
**[11:57] ---**
I'll just have to kill that pig.
**[12:04] ---**
Kill... him?
**[12:06] ---**
By killing that pig, that young man's consciousness
will return to its rightful body,
**[12:10] ---**
which is asleep now
in the world he came from.
**[12:15] ---**
The world... he came from...
**[12:18] ---**
While that young man's consciousness
was floating between the two worlds,
**[12:23] ---**
it was drawn by powerful magic...
**[12:25] ---**
and took up residence
inside a pig in this world.
**[12:31] ---**
Why that happened is something
you ought to tell him yourself, Jess.
**[12:42] ---**
Then...
**[12:43] ---**
if Mister Pig goes back to being human...
**[12:46] ---**
It means that he'll no longer
exist in this world.
**[12:58] ---**
Mister Pig and I...
**[13:00] ---**
can't be together.
**[13:02] ---**
That's the only way to return
that young man to human form.
**[13:08] ---**
If his consciousness remains here,
**[13:11] ---**
the young man's body will eventually die...
**[13:14] ---**
and he'll never be able
to return to his own world.
**[13:18] ---**
That might make you sad,
but I do have a proposal.
**[13:22] ---**
Let me welcome you into the royal family.
**[13:25] ---**
We've been waiting for a mage like you.
**[13:31] ---**
Mage...
**[13:33] ---**
*Just as I thought.*
**[13:34] ---**
*Yethmas are really...*
**[13:36] ---**
*mages.*
**[13:40] ---**
Indeed.
**[13:42] ---**
Jess...
**[13:42] ---**
You seem to be
an extremely talented mage.
**[13:46] ---**
Of course, at this time...
**[13:49] ---**
you're still what's commonly
known as a "Yethma."
**[14:11] ---**
And now, you're no longer a Yethma, Jess.
**[14:17] ---**
*If I may be so presumptuous...*
**[14:18] ---**
*I have a favor to ask of you.*
**[14:20] ---**
I truly regret that this has happened
to you. Ask me anything.
**[14:24] ---**
*I'm grateful to you for telling us
how I can be turned back into a human.*
**[14:28] ---**
*I am resigned to do whatever you decide.*
**[14:35] ---**
*But there's one thing
that I still find unacceptable.*
**[14:38] ---**
*And I'd like you to explain it
to Jess and me if you're so inclined.*
**[14:44] ---**
*Why it is that in this country,
there has to be a social class called "Yethma."*
**[14:53] ---**
Not many people know
what I'm about to tell you.
**[14:59] ---**
However, having peered
inside your mind...
**[15:02] ---**
I can see that you've more or less
arrived at the correct answer.
**[15:06] ---**
Very well, then.
**[15:07] ---**
As a parting gift to you
and as a show of good faith toward Jess,
**[15:12] ---**
let me reveal the truth to you.
**[15:14] ---**
*I appreciate that.*
**[15:24] ---**
Now then, young man...
**[15:26] ---**
where do you want me to start?
**[15:31] ---**
*All I know about the Yethma race...*
**[15:34] ---**
*is what I've gathered
over the last few days.*
**[15:37] ---**
*The silver collars.*
**[15:39] ---**
*Their work as servants.*
**[15:41] ---**
*That they can read minds
and work miracles with black ristae.*
**[15:46] ---**
*That there are only females.*
**[15:47] ---**
*That they're sold at age eight...*
**[15:48] ---**
*and risk their lives traveling
to the royal capital at 16.*
**[15:51] ---**
*And that they're not allowed
to ride in vehicles.*
**[15:54] ---**
*That they're not to be sexually assaulted,
according to your laws.*
**[15:59] ---**
You seem to have a clear grasp
on the main points.
**[16:02] ---**
*There's a reason
behind all of these things.*
**[16:05] ---**
*They mean something to you all.*
**[16:07] ---**
*Am I right?*
**[16:08] ---**
It would be misleading
to say "to us all,"
**[16:11] ---**
but I won't deny
that they do mean something.
**[16:13] ---**
*Isn't the Yethma system a way
to ensure the survival of the mage race?*
**[16:25] ---**
What do you know about the mages?
**[16:29] ---**
*That they possess formidable powers.*
**[16:31] ---**
*That they've repeatedly gone to war
vying for supremacy...*
**[16:33] ---**
*and that they're the ones
who brought on the dark ages.*
**[16:36] ---**
Then, what do you think caused
the mages to decline to this point?
**[16:41] ---**
*Because you wielded too much power
and were too aggressive.*
**[16:45] ---**
That's more or less my own understanding.
**[16:48] ---**
Magic power that was an ill fit
for physical bodies and excessive egocentrism.
**[16:53] ---**
Because of those two factors, the mages began
to kill each other off and brought on the dark ages.
**[16:58] ---**
That's why my great ancestor, Lady Vatis, placed
a silver collar on every surviving mage but herself...
**[17:05] ---**
and sealed off
that magic power and egocentrism.
**[17:09] ---**
As a result, they were left with only
some of their powers and neutralized.
**[17:13] ---**
And that brought the dark ages to an end.
**[17:17] ---**
*Then, how did the collared mages
come to be treated as slaves?*
**[17:22] ---**
It turned out to be far more effective
than first imagined.
**[17:25] ---**
With their egos sealed by those collars,
the Yethmas stopped rebelling at all...
**[17:32] ---**
even if they were treated as slaves
or discriminated against.
**[17:37] ---**
*But how does that...*
**[17:39] ---**
*give anyone the right
to treat them so unjustly?*
**[17:44] ---**
So long as humans exist,
there will always be some kind of toll.
**[17:49] ---**
Someone or other must bear
the brunt of injustice.
**[17:51] ---**
Society has started to gain stability by having
the slave race called Yethmas take on that burden.
**[17:57] ---**
*But don't you think
the current system's taking it too far?*
**[18:04] ---**
*Why are Yethmas who've turned 16 forced to head
to the royal capital at the risk of their lives?*
**[18:10] ---**
In order to keep their numbers down.
**[18:14] ---**
Only the most competent Yethmas who can make it
to the royal capital are allowed to survive.
**[18:19] ---**
And then we have them
bear children as mothers...
**[18:21] ---**
or else welcome them
into our royal bloodline.
**[18:26] ---**
*Why are there only female Yethmas?*
**[18:29] ---**
As one never knows when males might produce
children, we dispose of them before they're born...
**[18:33] ---**
and when females are born,
we control them with those collars.
**[18:35] ---**
To prevent them from bearing children
capable of magic without our knowledge.
**[18:43] ---**
*I have one final question.*
**[18:45] ---**
*This society exists thanks to its ability
to supply Yethmas and ristae.*
**[18:49] ---**
*You don't really think
it's going to last forever, do you?*
**[18:58] ---**
Of course not.
**[19:00] ---**
All societies eventually collapse.
**[19:04] ---**
That said, I firmly believe that this is
a far more ethical era than the dark ages.
**[19:10] ---**
At the very least, I have no intention
of changing the status quo during my reign.
**[19:16] ---**
And should anyone try to change it...
**[19:20] ---**
I'll be sure to resist
with all of my might.
**[19:28] ---**
Time to bring this to an end.
**[19:32] ---**
Come to the Golden Cathedral
a half hour before sunset.
**[19:36] ---**
You may do as you please until then.
**[19:45] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[19:47] ---**
*What's up?*
**[19:48] ---**
I'd like to see Mesteria
from somewhere up high.
**[19:52] ---**
Keep Rewards
for When They Really Count
**[20:06] ---**
*You don't have that collar on anymore.*
**[20:08] ---**
*You can take that off now.*
**[20:11] ---**
I want to keep this scarf on.
**[20:14] ---**
Because you chose it for me, Mister Pig.
**[20:20] ---**
*I see.*
**[20:24] ---**
*Hey, Jess...*
**[20:27] ---**
*Is that Kiltyrie over there?*
**[20:28] ---**
I think so, yes!
**[20:30] ---**
*Our journey was over before we knew it,
but we walked a pretty long way, huh?*
**[20:34] ---**
Yes!
**[20:35] ---**
I was able to come this far
thanks to you, Mister Pig!
**[20:39] ---**
*Hey, all I did was give you
some simple advice.*
**[20:42] ---**
That's not true!
**[20:44] ---**
Because if it hadn't been for you,
I would've been killed near the mansion!
**[20:49] ---**
*If it hadn't been for me,
you wouldn't have had to go buy another rista.*
**[20:53] ---**
*So, there wouldn't have been
any reason to kill you.*
**[20:57] ---**
If it hadn't been for you, Mister Pig...
**[20:59] ---**
I would've declined
to have Mister Naut join us.
**[21:02] ---**
And then, our journey
would've been a lot more dangerous!
**[21:07] ---**
Not only that, but it was you who realized
they were using Miss Blaise to trap us!
**[21:11] ---**
Also...
**[21:13] ---**
I only made it inside the royal capital because
you realized what the heckripons really were!
**[21:19] ---**
Please acknowledge it!
**[21:20] ---**
I... I...
**[21:23] ---**
I would've died for sure
if it hadn't been for you, Mister Pig!
**[21:27] ---**
*You're right.*
**[21:29] ---**
*I guess I did make
a good travel companion.*
**[21:32] ---**
*But I'm the one
who should be thanking you.*
**[21:35] ---**
*You're the one who saved me
and tried to turn me back into a human.*
**[21:40] ---**
That's not really what happened.
**[21:43] ---**
*What do you mean?*
**[21:45] ---**
I'm sure you've wondered
about it, haven't you?
**[21:48] ---**
The fact that I'd bought a black rista
before I met you.
**[21:53] ---**
*Um...*
**[21:54] ---**
*I'd like one black rista
for my personal use.*
**[21:57] ---**
*I need another one now.*
**[22:00] ---**
The reason why I kept that a secret...
**[22:07] ---**
I used the rista I'd bought
to ask for a selfish wish to be granted.
**[22:14] ---**
*Wish?*
**[22:15] ---**
That night...
**[22:17] ---**
I prayed...
**[22:22] ---**
"I'm afraid to set off on my journey
to the royal capital alone."
**[22:25] ---**
"Please let me meet
someone who can help me."
# E12 - Heat the Pig Liver
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGVPVZ/heat-the-pig-liver)
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**[00:07] ---**
Please...
**[00:09] ---**
I can't possibly set off
on my journey to the capital alone.
**[00:13] ---**
I'd be so lonely...
**[00:15] ---**
so terrified! So, please.
**[00:18] ---**
I beg of you.
**[00:21] ---**
Please bring
someone to me...
**[00:24] ---**
who will join me
on my journey and help me.
**[00:31] ---**
Please.
**[00:33] ---**
Please!
**[00:55] ---**
*So I see.*
**[00:57] ---**
*While that young man's consciousness
was floating between the two worlds...*
**[01:02] ---**
*it was drawn by powerful magic...*
**[01:05] ---**
*and took up residence
inside a pig in this world.*
**[01:10] ---**
*What that magic really was...*
**[01:12] ---**
*was Jess's prayers.*
**[01:16] ---**
It was because I prayed
that you were brought here...
**[01:19] ---**
to Mesteria.
**[01:25] ---**
I'm really...
**[01:27] ---**
truly sorry!
**[01:30] ---**
Actually, I...
**[01:32] ---**
*I'll be taking a leave of absence
to go to the royal capital.*
**[01:38] ---**
*To the royal capital?*
**[01:40] ---**
*Yes.*
**[01:40] ---**
*As a servant of House Kiltyrin...
as part of my job.*
**[01:44] ---**
*But wouldn't bringing a pig with you
seem disrespectful to the king?*
**[01:47] ---**
*I'm told that the king
is a person of great benevolence.*
**[01:50] ---**
*Once he hears your story,
I'm sure that he'll come to your aid.*
**[01:56] ---**
*Then, by all means, take me with you!*
**[01:58] ---**
Mister Pig, to be turned back into a human, you had no
choice but to come with me to the royal capital, right?
**[02:05] ---**
I'm not smart at all...
**[02:08] ---**
so it's not as though I'd thought it all through
while I was praying to the stars.
**[02:13] ---**
But as I spent time with you...
**[02:15] ---**
*If I get killed...*
**[02:17] ---**
*you might never get
your human form back, Mister Pig.*
**[02:20] ---**
*How can you worry about me right now?*
**[02:24] ---**
...I realized something.
**[02:27] ---**
That if you were a human...
**[02:29] ---**
you would've also had the option
of not coming with me.
**[02:35] ---**
But that's not what happened.
**[02:45] ---**
Instead of being human...
**[02:48] ---**
you were turned into a pig...
**[02:51] ---**
because my selfish prayers
made you into one!
**[02:57] ---**
*Oh, my goodness!*
**[02:59] ---**
*You're not a pig, are you?*
**[03:01] ---**
*I did everything I could, but...*
**[03:03] ---**
*I wasn't able to turn you
back into human form.*
**[03:07] ---**
*I'm sorry.*
**[03:08] ---**
*Everything I did, I did on my own.*
**[03:12] ---**
*And now I've dragged you into it,
too, Mister Pig...*
**[03:18] ---**
*You're no trouble at all. Please...*
**[03:21] ---**
*Right.*
**[03:22] ---**
*I'm sorry.*
**[03:26] ---**
*I'm sorry.*
**[03:28] ---**
*The truth is, I'm not going back
to the mansion.*
**[03:31] ---**
*Don't say that!*
**[03:32] ---**
*Aren't you coming
with me to the royal capital?*
**[03:36] ---**
*That's not it!*
**[03:37] ---**
*That's not what I'm really talking about!*
**[03:40] ---**
*Please...*
**[03:42] ---**
*Please don't leave me alone!*
**[03:44] ---**
*Don't worry about it.*
**[03:49] ---**
*I did it because I wanted to.*
**[03:54] ---**
*Then...*
**[03:55] ---**
*I guess I can't keep any secrets
from you, Mister Pig.*
**[03:59] ---**
*For some reason,
he's been turned into a pig.*
**[04:02] ---**
*Once we get to the royal capital, I'm hoping
to have a mage turn him back into a human.*
**[04:07] ---**
*Even after I realized that...*
**[04:10] ---**
*I still said nothing.*
**[04:12] ---**
*I've already been selfish enough.*
**[04:18] ---**
*By not wanting you to ever die, Mister Pig.*
**[04:22] ---**
*I...*
**[04:25] ---**
*No matter...*
**[04:26] ---**
*what happens tomorrow...*
**[04:29] ---**
*I feel blessed that I got to come
on this journey with you.*
**[04:34] ---**
*Mister Pig...*
**[04:37] ---**
I've been deceiving you, Mister Pig!
**[04:44] ---**
*I wouldn't say that.*
**[04:50] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[04:51] ---**
You're in such a horrible mess...
**[04:54] ---**
all because of me!
**[05:00] ---**
*I think it's all right. To be selfish.*
**[05:05] ---**
*Everyone has a right to pray to the stars.*
**[05:08] ---**
*And besides, I'm glad I met you, too, Jess.*
**[05:12] ---**
Do you mean that?
**[05:15] ---**
*Of course I do!*
**[05:18] ---**
*I'm so glad that I got to meet you, Jess.*
**[05:29] ---**
Would you please do me
just one more favor?
**[05:34] ---**
*Yeah.*
**[05:37] ---**
I don't want you to go!
**[05:39] ---**
Please don't go back to the world
that you came from!
**[05:43] ---**
*I'm sorry, but I can't do that.*
**[05:45] ---**
But why not?
**[05:47] ---**
*I promised the king.*
**[05:49] ---**
And you're okay with that, Mister Pig?
**[05:54] ---**
*It's what I've decided.*
**[05:57] ---**
*You heard him, right?*
**[05:58] ---**
*When I'm gone, you're going to become
a member of the royal family.*
**[06:03] ---**
*Out of all the Yethmas who made it
to the royal capital,*
**[06:06] ---**
*you're being promised
a significantly better and happier future.*
**[06:09] ---**
*And I can go back to where I came from.*
**[06:13] ---**
*How can there be
a happier ending than that?*
**[06:15] ---**
But I don't want that to happen!
**[06:19] ---**
*Jess...*
**[06:20] ---**
*Why are you making this so hard for me?*
**[06:23] ---**
*You may not know about it,
but I had a life of my own over there, too.*
**[06:28] ---**
*I'd studied hard to get
into something called a university...*
**[06:32] ---**
*and I was just starting
to learn all kinds of things.*
**[06:35] ---**
*I had some fun friends, too.*
**[06:37] ---**
*I even had a devastatingly cute girlfriend!*
**[06:40] ---**
But you said you were a dirty
scrawny four-eyed virgin...
**[06:43] ---**
who hasn't had a girlfriend
for as long as he's been alive!
**[06:48] ---**
Please don't lie to me.
**[06:54] ---**
*You're right.*
**[06:55] ---**
*I just flat-out lied to you.*
**[06:57] ---**
*But do you really want to be
with a pathetic virgin like me?*
**[07:00] ---**
I do.
**[07:02] ---**
I'm sure that if we search for one, we can
even find another way to turn you back!
**[07:11] ---**
*Even if I were to stay on in this world,
I'd only upset the king,*
**[07:15] ---**
*and the ending would be the same anyway.*
**[07:17] ---**
*Not to mention, if I were to turn back into
a human, I'd only be a scrawny four-eyed loser.*
**[07:22] ---**
*Naut and Shravis are way hotter than me.*
**[07:25] ---**
*I just know you'd be disappointed.*
**[07:26] ---**
I would never, ever be disappointed!
**[07:29] ---**
*Why do you have to be so selfish
right at the very end?*
**[07:32] ---**
But you're the one who told me
that I should be more selfish, Mister Pig!
**[07:37] ---**
I don't want this! I don't want us
to be apart, Mister Pig!
**[07:46] ---**
*Right, since she doesn't have that collar...*
**[07:50] ---**
*these must be... Jess's true feelings.*
**[07:55] ---**
*Hey, come on.
Don't talk like that, okay?*
**[07:57] ---**
*Even I—*
**[07:58] ---**
Even you what, Mister Pig?
**[08:08] ---**
*Nothing.*
**[08:11] ---**
*Listen to me.*
**[08:12] ---**
*I'm not supposed to be here.*
**[08:14] ---**
*All I am is a hindrance in your life.*
**[08:17] ---**
That's not true at all.
**[08:19] ---**
You've always helped me out, Mister Pig.
**[08:25] ---**
*Why wouldn't I have helped you out?*
**[08:27] ---**
*You're so kind, Jess...*
**[08:29] ---**
*but unfortunate and weak.*
**[08:31] ---**
*Where I come from...*
**[08:33] ---**
*there's no way I could ever desert
someone like that.*
**[08:36] ---**
*But things are about to change for you.*
**[08:39] ---**
*You're going to become a mage,
join the royal family,*
**[08:42] ---**
*and you'll be able to survive on your own.*
**[08:46] ---**
I don't want to.
**[08:47] ---**
*See, for the first time, you've met someone
sympathetic who'd help you out...*
**[08:51] ---**
*and you're clinging to that. That's all.*
**[08:54] ---**
*And as for me, I was only imposing
on the fact that you needed me.*
**[09:00] ---**
You're wrong.
**[09:01] ---**
You're wrong!
**[09:03] ---**
Without you by my side, Mister Pig, I...
**[09:09] ---**
*This is the last thing
I'm going to ask you.*
**[09:11] ---**
*Just hear me out, okay?*
**[09:15] ---**
*This offer from the king is a chance
that you finally managed to score!*
**[09:19] ---**
*And I don't want you
to let it go to waste!*
**[09:23] ---**
*From now on, I want you
to find happiness on your own.*
**[09:31] ---**
Is that what you really want, Mister Pig?
**[09:36] ---**
*It is.*
**[09:44] ---**
Very well.
**[09:47] ---**
This time, it's my turn
to make your wish come true, right?
**[09:52] ---**
Heat the Pig Liver
**[10:00] ---**
*This is such a peaceful place, isn't it?*
**[10:03] ---**
*Yeah.*
**[10:08] ---**
*We still have some time before sunset.*
**[10:13] ---**
*Mister Pig...*
**[10:14] ---**
*Where would you like to go?*
**[10:16] ---**
*Well, that's a hard one.*
**[10:19] ---**
*In that case...*
**[10:26] ---**
that way!
**[10:29] ---**
Why don't we just decide
according to our own whims?
**[10:33] ---**
*Sounds good! Count me in!*
**[12:04] ---**
Oh... Mister Pig!
**[12:07] ---**
*What's up?*
**[12:08] ---**
Let's go into that shop!
**[12:10] ---**
*What kind of shop is it?*
**[12:13] ---**
I'd like proof.
**[12:15] ---**
Proof that you and I were together.
**[12:17] ---**
*Grunt.*
**[12:21] ---**
Take a look at this!
**[12:22] ---**
It's a good picture!
**[12:24] ---**
You look very sweet, Mister Pig!
**[12:26] ---**
*You're way cuter than me, Jess.*
**[12:29] ---**
I'm not really...
**[12:32] ---**
*A girl and a pig.*
**[12:34] ---**
*Looking at it objectively now,
it's a really odd image.*
**[12:38] ---**
Both this scarf you picked out for me...
**[12:41] ---**
and this locket showing
the two of us together...
**[12:44] ---**
I'm going to treasure them forever!
**[12:48] ---**
*I-Is that right?*
**[12:56] ---**
*This has to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience
for someone as boring as me.*
**[13:01] ---**
*Going on a date with my crush,
taking a picture,*
**[13:05] ---**
*and on top of that,
she's going to treasure it for life.*
**[13:08] ---**
Um...
**[13:09] ---**
*Sorry, Jess! It's not what you think!
That was just my...*
**[13:11] ---**
What am I thinking?
**[13:13] ---**
*My bad!*
**[13:14] ---**
*Just forget it!*
**[13:15] ---**
*I've never done anything like—*
**[13:17] ---**
My...
**[13:19] ---**
I'll tell you what I like, too.
**[13:24] ---**
I also...
**[13:25] ---**
Mister Pig, I also...
**[13:27] ---**
love you very much!
**[13:48] ---**
When you're done wiping that table,
could you come help me, Ceres?
**[13:52] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[14:18] ---**
Damn swine...
You'd better be coming through for her.
**[14:26] ---**
You're an honest and brave young man.
**[14:29] ---**
You did well to come here.
**[14:32] ---**
The pig's death
will be quick and peaceful.
**[14:36] ---**
Your soul will return instantly
to the world you came from.
**[14:41] ---**
I will do it myself with my magic.
**[14:43] ---**
You will feel no pain at all.
**[14:45] ---**
*Thank you very much.*
**[14:47] ---**
You can think of it as a simple journey.
**[14:50] ---**
*Right.*
**[14:55] ---**
Would it be possible...
**[14:57] ---**
to be with him in his final moments?
**[15:00] ---**
Of course you may, Jess.
**[15:03] ---**
Go ahead, stay close to him.
**[15:06] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[15:07] ---**
You were my very first friend.
**[15:14] ---**
And from here on in...
**[15:16] ---**
I will never forget you, Mister Pig.
**[15:19] ---**
*I know. And I'm never going to forget you
as long as I live.*
**[15:22] ---**
You really mean that?
**[15:24] ---**
*I mean it. I could never forget you.*
**[15:50] ---**
*Be happy, all right?*
**[15:52] ---**
Yes.
**[15:55] ---**
*Time to say goodbye, Jess.*
**[15:57] ---**
*You take care.*
**[15:59] ---**
You, too, Mister Pig!
**[16:00] ---**
Take care of yourself!
**[16:26] ---**
Goodbye.
**[16:49] ---**
Are you ever going to wake up?
**[16:51] ---**
Really, food poisoning?
**[16:53] ---**
You're going for tests after this.
**[16:55] ---**
If nothing comes up, they say
you can be discharged on the spot.
**[16:59] ---**
I'll be heading home now, okay?
**[17:03] ---**
PEDESTRIAN
CROSSING!
STOP
**[17:18] ---**
*Oh...*
**[17:19] ---**
*I've come back to this world.*
**[17:22] ---**
*Throughout my entire life,
no matter what period you look at...*
**[17:25] ---**
*I never experienced anything that could
surpass what I felt in the last few days.*
**[17:32] ---**
*All that's left in my soul
is a sense of loss.*
**[17:42] ---**
*What became of me after that?*
**[17:45] ---**
*Because I was hospitalized...*
**[17:46] ---**
*I was unable to take my required exams...*
**[17:48] ---**
*so I have to repeat the year.*
**[17:50] ---**
*As my life in the real world consumed me...*
**[17:53] ---**
*I began to conclude to myself
that it was just a dream after all.*
**[18:00] ---**
*So...*
**[18:01] ---**
*thinking it was the least I could do
to memorialize it...*
**[18:03] ---**
*I wrote a web novel about my adventures
in Mesteria and posted it.*
**[18:08] ---**
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**[18:08] ---**
*This story, telling the tale
of Cutie-pie Jess...*
**[18:10] ---**
*and her oink-oink daily life
in refined, smooth prose...*
**[18:14] ---**
*managed to attract a fair number of readers
and garnered some praise.*
**[18:18] ---**
*But there's just one last thing
that I'd like to convey to you.*
**[18:23] ---**
Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-
Chapter 1: "Otakus Enjoy Being Treated Like Pigs" Part 1
**[18:23] ---**
*Heat the pig liver!*
**[18:26] ---**
*Or you'll find yourself in pain,
you'll end up in the hospital...*
**[18:29] ---**
*and you'll be wracked by a bizarre dream
that will upend your life.*
**[18:33] ---**
*Listen, everyone.*
**[18:35] ---**
*I know I keep saying this,
but I'm not faking it.*
**[18:37] ---**
YAKINIKU-YA
**[18:37] ---**
*Even now, there are times when I feel
that pain ripping across my stomach.*
**[18:42] ---**
*It might actually exist.*
**[18:44] ---**
*There are times when I can't stop sobbing
over a girl that I'll never see again.*
**[18:50] ---**
*If you want to avoid feeling like that...*
**[18:52] ---**
*heat the pig liver!*
**[18:54] ---**
*Promise me, will you?*
**[19:08] ---**
SANON
TODAY
I'VE READ YOUR NOVEL, MISTER SCRAWNY PORK.
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT.
REQUEST ACCEPTED
**[19:15] ---**
*Why go out of your way to DM me?*
**[19:25] ---**
WE'D LIKE TO MEET YOU IN PERSON AND TALK
**[19:25] ---**
*Huh?*
**[19:27] ---**
*You want to meet me?*
**[19:31] ---**
THIS IS IMPORTANT, SO PLEASE INDULGE US.
WE'LL TREAT YOU TO A GIGANTIC PARFAIT.
**[19:33] ---**
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**[19:39] ---**
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**[20:12] ---**
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**[20:16] ---**
*I didn't really have an aversion to actually
meeting up with people whom I'd met online.*
**[20:21] ---**
*As I chatted with them
while picking at my parfait,*
**[20:24] ---**
*I started to realize that these three who'd shown up
knew a whole lot about my novel.*
**[20:29] ---**
*Actually, that was an understatement.*
**[20:32] ---**
*The North declared independence
and rose up against the royal family.*
**[20:35] ---**
*The Yethma hunters turned
into a massive force!*
**[20:38] ---**
*Naut was captured
and sent to fight in the arena.*
**[20:41] ---**
*They arbitrarily expanded the story...*
**[20:43] ---**
*and started talking about things
that even I didn't know.*
**[20:49] ---**
*That was when it finally hit me.*
**[20:52] ---**
*That these three nerds in front of me...*
**[20:54] ---**
*were declaring that they themselves
had returned from Mesteria.*
**[20:59] ---**
We need Pig's power to protect the Yethmas.
**[21:02] ---**
More than anyone else,
the rebel, Naut, needs Pig.
**[21:06] ---**
But how can we send him over there?
**[21:08] ---**
That can be achieved by using the Re-Reincarnation
Plan that Sanon and I came up with.
**[21:13] ---**
It was probably Scrawny Pork who triggered
our own reincarnation into that other world.
**[21:18] ---**
Ah!
**[21:20] ---**
When Scrawny Pork lost consciousness
and was drawn to Mesteria by Jess,
**[21:25] ---**
some kind of magical route must have...
**[21:30] ---**
*Was this a dream or was it reality?*
**[21:33] ---**
*Or was it just a farce?*
**[21:35] ---**
*I just couldn't tell.*
**[21:38] ---**
*But...*
**[21:40] ---**
Will you join us and return to Mesteria?
**[21:45] ---**
*Hot blood rushed throughout my body...*
**[21:49] ---**
*heating my liver!*
**[21:51] ---**
Let's go back! To Mesteria!
**[21:55] ---**
Back to Jess!
**[23:54] ---**
*Grunt!*
**[23:54] ---**
Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-