E1 - Witches Blow a New Pipe Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:14] Ninny     Fairy tales are such bullshit. [00:20] Ninny     It's always some girl getting a spell cast     on her that turns her into a princess, [00:23] ninny     getting to wear a pretty dress, [00:25] Ninny     pretending to choose some hot guy     and being chosen herself... [00:28] Ninny     Not to mention, the spell randomly     breaks in the middle of it all. Lame, right? [00:30] Paparazzi A     Here she comes! [00:31] Papapazzi     It's Ninny! [00:33] ---     Hi, Ninny! [00:33] Ninny     Yet, for some reason,     every girl wants to be a princess. [00:34] Paparazzi A     Nice hoodie! [00:36] Paparazzi A     Is it true you broke up with TJ? [00:36] Ninny     Like, are you serious?     The spell just breaks randomly. [00:38] Paparazzi B     We haven't seen you together for a while. [00:40] Paparazzi C     Did you find someone new? [00:41] Ninny     It was inevitable because     you broke your promise? [00:43] Paparazzi D     Just give us a little something. [00:43] Ninny     Or time ran out, so what can you do? [00:44] Paparazzi D     I heard someone left the group. [00:46] Ninny     But you can do something. [00:48] Paparazzi C     What do you think about losing a member? [00:49] Ninny     You're all fools. [00:50] Paparazzi E     You didn't get along with Macy, did you? [00:51] Ninny     None of you know the real     reason the spell breaks. [00:52] Paparazzi E     Was it always like that? [00:53] Paparazzi B     Is that the reason? [00:56] Ninny     So irritating. [00:58] Paparazzi A     Huh? [01:04] Paparazzi A     Hey, wait! Ninny! [01:05] Paparazzi B     What the hell was that insane flash? [01:21] Paparazzi     She went in there! [01:25] Paparazzi A     Huh? [01:28] Paparazzi B     She disappeared... [01:30] Ninny     If magic only works on fools, [01:34] Ninny     I'd rather be the one casting the spell. [01:44] Noel     The tip of my finger, the edge of my voice. [01:47] Noel     Revenger Joe's Iron Key. [01:49] Noel     Five locks, three chains, silence-sheathed. [01:52] Noel     A blast from the pipe to blind. [02:02] Noel     Please don't use magic! [02:03] Noel     Your magic will make your antlers... bloom... [02:11] Noel     Blue Spark! [02:22] Ninny     Magic Number 44: Flash Bumper! [02:31] Ninny     That was a close one. [02:32] Ninny     That's a bud buck, y'know. [02:35] Ninny     That's an A-rank harvest. [02:37] Ninny     What were you gonna do     if I didn't make it in time? [02:41] Noel     I don't want to hear that from someone     who shows up so appallingly late, [02:45] Noel     Ninny. [02:48] Ninny     I told you to stop calling me by my     first name! I have seniority here, SIGN    Ninny     Spangcole SIGN    Ninny     Spangcole SIGN    WB SIGN    WB SIGN    Ninny     Spangcole SIGN    Ninny     Spangcole SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol SIGN    Ninny     Spangcole SIGN    Ninny     Spangcole SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol SIGN    Ninny     Spangcole SIGN    Ninny     Spangcole SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol SIGN    Ninny     Spangcole SIGN    Ninny     Spangcole SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol [02:52] Ninny     Niiha! [02:55] Sign     Noel     Niihashi [02:55] Sign     Noel     Niihashi [02:55] Sign     WB 1st Umbrella / Student [02:55] Sign     WB 1st Umbrella / Student [02:55] Sign     Noel     Niihashi [02:55] Sign     Noel     Niihashi [02:55] Sign     WB 1st Umbrella / Student [02:55] Sign     WB 1st Umbrella / Student [02:55] Sign     Noel     Niihashi [02:55] Sign     Noel     Niihashi [02:55] Sign     WB 1st Umbrella / Student [02:55] Sign     WB 1st Umbrella / Student [02:55] Sign     Noel     Niihashi [02:55] Sign     Noel     Niihashi [02:55] Sign     WB 1st Umbrella / Student [02:55] Sign     WB 1st Umbrella / Student [02:55] Noel     If you start calling me "Noel,"     I'll consider it, Ninny. [02:55] Sign     Noel     Niihashi [02:55] Sign     Noel     Niihashi [02:55] Sign     WB 1st Umbrella / Student [02:55] Sign     WB 1st Umbrella / Student [02:59] Ninny     Where do you get off casually making     demands of your seniors like that? [03:04] Nar     Dragons: mythical creatures. [03:09] Nar     But in truth, they are neither     mythical nor creatures. [03:14] Nar     Since time immemorial,     72% of all deaths in London [03:20] Nar     have been caused by grotesque     beings known as dragons. [03:24] Nar     That is why they are so prominently     displayed on London's coat of arms. [03:31] Nar     Rampaging dragons cause     great harm to humans. [03:35] Nar     In order to prevent that,     the dragons must be monitored. [03:40] Nar     The citizens of Front London     cannot see the dragons. [03:46] Nar     But there's also a Reverse London. [03:51] Nar     Only those who live on the reverse     side of London can see the dragons. [03:56] Sign     Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency [03:56] Sign     Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency [03:56] Sign     Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency [03:57] Nar     It inevitably fell to the people of Reverse     London to take care of and manage the dragons. [04:03] Sign     Wing Bind Headquarters Building [04:03] Sign     Wing Bind Headquarters Building [04:03] Sign     Wing Bind Headquarters Building [04:06] Ninny     What the heck?! [04:07] Ninny     You guys still haven't fixed this from     when that big guy wrecked it? Pathetic! [04:12] Guy     S-Sorry... [04:15] Guy     We were asked to get the monitor up first. [04:19] Ninny     And you! Why did you take on     a two-person job by yourself? [04:23] Noel     Because you were late, Ninny. [04:25] Ninny     Most people would just wait! [04:29] Noel     If I took care of it on my own,     I'd get the reward all to myself. [04:33] Ninny     I knew it! [04:34] Ninny     So that's what you're after. [04:36] Noel     You make plenty at your job in Front London, [04:40] Noel     so just exchange as much as you want. [04:43] Ninny     I have some pride, you know! [04:46] Ninny     And quit saying stuff like that. [04:49] Noel     Huh? [04:51] Noel     I lost achievement points. [04:54] Noel     But I plucked all the flowers that     bloomed so they wouldn't find out. [04:57] Ninny     Yes! I got points! [05:00] Noel     But why? [05:02] Ninny     Because of my assist at the end, duh. [05:06] Ninny     That's the only reason our     payload made it out safe. [05:09] Guy     So cute. [05:11] Guy     Cut it out. [05:12] Guy     They'll be pissed if they catch     you sneaking photos again. [05:15] Ninny     Hey, wait a minute! [05:17] Ninny     Why are you plucking flowers     off of bud bucks, anyway?! [05:20] Noel     Well, what was I supposed to do? [05:23] Noel     They go down in price if their     flowers bloom before they're sold. [05:27] Noel     I did it for our client. [05:30] Noel     See? Isn't it pretty? [05:32] Noel     You can touch it if you like. [05:35] Noel     You can't have it, though. [05:36] Ninny     A-As if I'd want it! [05:38] Osushi     Let me see your panties! [05:42] Osushi     Let me see your panties! [05:45] Balgo     Hey! Osushi! [05:49] Guy     What's that thing? [05:50] Guy     Is it a dark dragon? [05:52] Guy     In the middle of the city? [05:54] Guy     No... [05:55] Guy     It's just Balgo. [05:56] Guy     Damn it. Not him again. [05:57] Sign     Balgo     Parks [05:57] Sign     Balgo     Parks [05:57] Sign     Human / Dragonclad [05:57] Sign     Human / Dragonclad [05:57] Sign     Balgo     Parks [05:57] Sign     Balgo     Parks [05:57] Sign     Human / Dragonclad [05:57] Sign     Human / Dragonclad [05:57] Sign     Balgo     Parks [05:57] Sign     Balgo     Parks [05:57] Sign     Human / Dragonclad [05:57] Sign     Human / Dragonclad [05:57] Sign     Human / Dragonclad [05:57] Sign     Human / Dragonclad [05:57] Sign     Balgo     Parks [05:57] Sign     Balgo     Parks [05:57] Sign     Human / Dragonclad [05:57] Sign     Human / Dragonclad [05:59] Balgo     Osushi! Calm down! [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:01] Sign     Dragon Canine [06:01] Sign     Dragon Canine [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:01] Sign     Dragon Canine [06:01] Sign     Dragon Canine [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:01] Sign     Dragon Canine [06:01] Sign     Dragon Canine [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:01] Sign     Dragon Canine [06:01] Sign     Dragon Canine [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:01] Sign     Osushi [06:04] Balgo     You're a cutie! You're absolutely     adorable, so please, calm down! [06:11] Ninny     Hey, it's Balgo and Osushi. [06:13] Noel     Indeed it is. [06:15] Ninny     So do something about them.     You're in charge of them, aren't you? [06:19] Noel     We're in charge of them. [06:22] Ninny     He's your senior at school, isn't he? [06:25] Noel     I mean, it's probably fine. [06:28] Noel     Look. He's all smiles.     Why don't we have some tea? [06:33] Ninny     I want a caffè latte. [06:34] Noel     I'll be glad to push the button,     but you have to put the money in. [06:38] Chief     There's nothing "fine" about this! [06:41] Chief     At this rate, Balgo's going to die! [06:44] Chief     We've been tasked with keeping an eye     on him, so I need you two to do your jobs! [06:50] Ninny     Getting us to keep tabs on dragonclads [06:52] Ninny     is basically HQ's way of making     this nonsense our problem. [06:58] Ninny     It's not like we get paid     or earn achievement points [07:02] Ninny     for keeping him out of trouble 24/7 [07:04] Ninny     while we're on the job. [07:07] Chief     So we're back to that. [07:09] Chief     I figured you might say that... [07:12] Chief     So I talked to some of the higher-ups [07:14] Chief     and got you girls some extra money     and achievement points for this. [07:19] Ninny     Say what?! [07:22] Ninny     All right, fine. Let's do this! [07:26] Ninny     Let's go, Niiha! [07:28] Ninny     You're doing this for the money. [07:30] Ninny     I'm doing it for merit. [07:32] Ninny     But just so we don't sound completely     awful, we're doing it for society! [07:40] Chief     Could you maybe shout the     "doing it for society" part first? [07:51] Guy     What the... [07:52] Balgo     Osushi! [07:56] Lady     Well, if you say so, Daddy... [08:00] Balgo     You're such a good doggie, Osushi! [08:04] Random lady     It sure is noisy over there. [08:07] Jimmy     Yeah. Maybe there's a dragon on the loose. [08:11] Random lady     Don't even joke about that.     Make sure it's spick and span up there. [08:15] Jimmy     Yes, ma'am. [08:19] Balgo     Wait! [08:24] Jimmy     Balgo, you idiot! [08:27] Jimmy     Don't come over here! [08:33] Random lady     Goodness, that chimney     sweep's really going at it. [08:37] Balgo     Sorry! I'm really sorry! [08:40] Balgo     Are you hurt? [08:44] Jimmy     You moron! [08:45] Jimmy     I'm not hurt! [08:47] Jimmy     I just don't wanna get arrested for     violating the dragon contact law! [08:52] Jimmy     Wing Bind HQ is right over there! [09:03] Balgo     Noel! [09:05] Balgo     You saved me! [09:07] Ninny     I'm the one who saved you, you dumbass. [09:10] Noel     There, there. Please calm down, Osushi. [09:18] Noel     Osushi's calm now. [09:20] Ninny     What did you do to the poor thing, anyway? [09:23] Balgo     Nothing. I was just taking Osushi for a walk. [09:26] Jimmy     Uh... Thank you, witches. [09:30] Jimmy     So, um... about that chimney... [09:34] Noel     Your dragon insurance should cover it. [09:38] Noel     More importantly... [09:39] Noel     Did you come into contact with the dragon? [09:42] Jimmy     N-No! Not at all! [09:45] Ninny     Niiha, run the test. [09:47] Noel     Right. [09:50] Noel     Please lick this. [09:52] Balgo     Um... What happens if     someone touches a dragon? [09:58] Noel     For the protection of both     dragons and humans, [10:01] Noel     the Dragon Contact Prohibition     Law was passed in 1609. [10:06] Noel     Violators face 100 years in prison. [10:08] Noel     Or... [10:11] Ninny     They get executed. [10:12] Balgo     What? [10:16] Noel     It's within the normal range. [10:18] ---     Huh. [10:21] Balgo     Thank goodness! [10:23] Ninny     This is all your fault! [10:24] Balgo     I'm sorry! [10:26] Ninny     Who do you think... caused...     this mess... in the first place... huh?! [10:27] Ninny     Who do you think... caused...     this mess... in the first place... huh?! [10:28] Balgo     Ow! [10:28] Ninny     Who do you think... caused...     this mess... in the first place... huh?! [10:30] Ninny     Who do you think... caused...     this mess... in the first place... huh?! [10:30] Balgo     Ouch! [10:31] Ninny     Who do you think... caused...     this mess... in the first place... huh?! [10:32] Ninny     Also, why don't you put a muzzle     on Osushi when you go out?! [10:36] Ninny     You're the only civilian who can     touch Osushi and not get locked up, [10:39] Ninny     because you're a dragonclad! [10:41] Ninny     Do you realize that?! [10:44] Balgo     But I did put one on! [10:45] Balgo     It just got ripped off when Osushi suddenly     sprouted wings while we were walking! [10:51] Noel     Did Osushi really grow wings     without anything triggering it? [10:54] Balgo     Y-Yes! [10:56] Noel     Where did it happen? [10:58] Balgo     Huh? Where? [11:01] Noel     Please try to remember. [11:04] Noel     Osushi's wings usually appear [11:07] Noel     when you try to bark like Osushi, [11:11] Noel     or when you sneeze, [11:13] Noel     or when you start cracking up... [11:16] Ninny     So all the time, then. [11:18] Noel     Or... [11:20] Noel     when you're in danger, Balgo. [11:31] Noel     It would appear that, as a dragonclad, [11:33] Noel     you aggressively attract      dragons toward you. [11:37] Noel     For now, I need you to take Osushi and get     somewhere where there aren't many people. [11:43] Noel     Ninny, the barrier tape. [11:45] Ninny     On it! [11:50] Ninny     So what now? [11:54] Noel     Magic Number 04: Stun Ball. [12:07] Ninny     Wait! What was the point of the barrier tape?! [12:10] Noel     Just in case. [12:12] Noel     Oh, Chief. [12:13] Noel     We've subdued a dragon,     so if we could get a bonus... [12:18] Ninny     Dragon insurance! [12:22] Noel     No, that's not our fault. [12:27] Noel     Please stop whining. It's quite pathetic. [12:29] Chief     So you don't know what kind of dragon it is? [12:33] Noel     Correct. [12:35] Noel     It's the first time I've seen one like it,     so I don't know what kind it is. [12:40] Noel     It was rather worked up,     so I stunned it to shut it up. [12:45] Ninny     Niiha! [13:04] Ninny     It just went lights out. [13:12] Ninny     It's coming! [13:14] Ninny     We need to get it away from here! [13:16] Noel     I know. [13:28] Ninny     All right, this should be good— [13:31] Ninny     Oh, come on. You're making      this really difficult to call in. [13:34] Noel     Ninny, in front of you! [13:51] Ninny     Chief. [13:52] Ninny     Rutherford Street. We need     an emergency dragon blockade. [13:56] Ninny     We've got a dark dragon. [14:10] Guy     What the... [14:10] Lady     What's that sound? [14:19] Broadcast     This is a notice from BBC Reverse London. [14:24] Broadcast     Due to a dark dragon alert, [14:27] Broadcast     Rutherford Street is now     under a dragon blockade. [14:31] Broadcast     Anyone in the vicinity should     seek shelter immediately. [14:37] Broadcast     Wing Bind has the situation under control. [14:40] Ninny     You know what always gets me? [14:42] Ninny     Doesn't it just piss you off when they say,     "Wing Bind has the situation under control"? [14:47] Noel     No, because it's our job. [14:50] Ninny     That's not what I mean! [14:52] Ninny     I'd be fine with it if we said it ourselves, [14:54] Ninny     but why's the BBC announcing it? [14:58] Noel     Chief, the dragon blockade is set up,     so it's time we switched out with the Sabres— [15:04] Chief     Uh, hello? Noel? Hello— [15:07] Noel     What do you think you're doing? [15:10] Ninny     That's my line. You were really going     to let the Sabres take all the credit? [15:18] Ninny     This is our chance to show     HR how powerful we are. [15:23] Noel     Our duty as Pipers is to take dragons     to pasture and harvest from them. [15:27] Noel     We don't need to be powerful— [15:27] Ninny     Like I said before... [15:32] Ninny     I want to join the Sabres! [15:38] Noel     Well, personally, I don't. [15:54] Ninny     I hit it. [15:56] Ninny     Whoa... [15:58] Ninny     Magic Number 28: Rainy Wheel! [16:13] Balgo     Help... [16:17] Noel     Balgo. [16:23] Noel     Leave this to me. [16:27] Noel     Magic Number 75: Gatling Crown! [16:37] Bruno     Hey. This is a huge deal. [16:40] Sign     Wing Bind Supreme Powers That Be [16:40] Sign     Wing Bind Supreme Powers That Be [16:40] Sign     Top of Horns [16:41] Bruno     How many years has it been? [16:42] Bruno     It's been a century! [16:43] Roy     Ninety-six years, to be precise. [16:46] Bruno     That's basically a century! [16:49] Bruno     A whole century since the last time we let     a dark dragon get into Reverse London! [16:55] Bruno     If this isn't a catastrophe, what the hell is?! [16:58] Bruno     Could you show up for once?! [17:01] Bruno     Stop chewing gum! [17:03] Bruno     You guys seriously have nothin' to say? [17:06] Bruno     Am I the only one upset here? Huh?! [17:09] Roy     I'm pretty sure I spoke. [17:13] Bruno     Anyway, my point is, letting this     Balgo guy run around is the problem. [17:21] Bruno     What do you say, Old Man Wolfy? [17:25] Wolfgang     He has been the topic of countless     discussions within our squad [17:30] Wolfgang     in the month since he became a dragonclad. [17:35] Wolfgang     This situation occurred     due to our own negligence. [17:38] Wolfgang     We cannot simply ignore it. [17:43] Wolfgang     We will proceed with the plan to eliminate     the dragonclad known as Balgo Parks.