# BURN THE WITCH
Historically 72% of all the deaths in London are related to dragons, fantastical beings invisible to the majority of the people. While unknown to most, some people have been standing up to these dragons. Only inhabitants of Reverse London who live in the hidden “reverse” side of London can see the dragons. The protagonists of the story are witch duo Noel Niihashi and Ninny Spangcole. They are protection agents for Wing Bind. Their mission is to protect and manage the dragons within London on behalf of the people.
# BURN THE WITCH
# E1 - Witches Blow a New Pipe
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G68M22G46/witches-blow-a-new-pipe)
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**[00:14] Ninny**
*Fairy tales are such bullshit.*
**[00:20] Ninny**
* It's always some girl getting a spell cast*
* on her that turns her into a princess,*
**[00:23] ninny**
*getting to wear a pretty dress,*
**[00:25] Ninny**
* pretending to choose some hot guy*
* and being chosen herself...*
**[00:28] Ninny**
* Not to mention, the spell randomly*
* breaks in the middle of it all. Lame, right?*
**[00:30] Paparazzi A**
Here she comes!
**[00:31] Papapazzi**
It's Ninny!
**[00:33] ---**
Hi, Ninny!
**[00:33] Ninny**
* Yet, for some reason,*
* every girl wants to be a princess.*
**[00:34] Paparazzi A**
Nice hoodie!
**[00:36] Paparazzi A**
Is it true you broke up with TJ?
**[00:36] Ninny**
* Like, are you serious?*
* The spell just breaks randomly.*
**[00:38] Paparazzi B**
We haven't seen you together for a while.
**[00:40] Paparazzi C**
Did you find someone new?
**[00:41] Ninny**
* It was inevitable because*
* you broke your promise?*
**[00:43] Paparazzi D**
Just give us a little something.
**[00:43] Ninny**
*Or time ran out, so what can you do?*
**[00:44] Paparazzi D**
I heard someone left the group.
**[00:46] Ninny**
*But you* can *do something.*
**[00:48] Paparazzi C**
What do you think about losing a member?
**[00:49] Ninny**
*You're all fools.*
**[00:50] Paparazzi E**
You didn't get along with Macy, did you?
**[00:51] Ninny**
* None of you know the real*
* reason the spell breaks.*
**[00:52] Paparazzi E**
Was it always like that?
**[00:53] Paparazzi B**
Is that the reason?
**[00:56] Ninny**
So irritating.
**[00:58] Paparazzi A**
Huh?
**[01:04] Paparazzi A**
Hey, wait! Ninny!
**[01:05] Paparazzi B**
What the hell was that insane flash?
**[01:21] Paparazzi**
She went in there!
**[01:25] Paparazzi A**
Huh?
**[01:28] Paparazzi B**
She disappeared...
**[01:30] Ninny**
*If magic only works on fools,*
**[01:34] Ninny**
*I'd rather be the one casting the spell.*
**[01:44] Noel**
The tip of my finger, the edge of my voice.
**[01:47] Noel**
Revenger Joe's Iron Key.
**[01:49] Noel**
Five locks, three chains, silence-sheathed.
**[01:52] Noel**
A blast from the pipe to blind.
**[02:02] Noel**
Please don't use magic!
**[02:03] Noel**
Your magic will make your antlers... bloom...
**[02:11] Noel**
Blue Spark!
**[02:22] Ninny**
Magic Number 44: Flash Bumper!
**[02:31] Ninny**
That was a close one.
**[02:32] Ninny**
That's a bud buck, y'know.
**[02:35] Ninny**
That's an A-rank harvest.
**[02:37] Ninny**
What were you gonna do
if I didn't make it in time?
**[02:41] Noel**
I don't want to hear that from someone
who shows up so appallingly late,
**[02:45] Noel**
Ninny.
**[02:48] Ninny**
I told you to stop calling me by my
first name! I have seniority here,
***SIGN*** Ninny
Spangcole
***SIGN*** Ninny
Spangcole
***SIGN*** WB
***SIGN*** WB
***SIGN*** Ninny
Spangcole
***SIGN*** Ninny
Spangcole
***SIGN*** WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
***SIGN*** WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
***SIGN*** Ninny
Spangcole
***SIGN*** Ninny
Spangcole
***SIGN*** WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
***SIGN*** WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
***SIGN*** Ninny
Spangcole
***SIGN*** Ninny
Spangcole
***SIGN*** WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
***SIGN*** WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
***SIGN*** Ninny
Spangcole
***SIGN*** Ninny
Spangcole
***SIGN*** WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
***SIGN*** WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
**[02:52] Ninny**
Niiha!
**[02:55] Sign**
Noel
Niihashi
**[02:55] Sign**
Noel
Niihashi
**[02:55] Sign**
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
**[02:55] Sign**
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
**[02:55] Sign**
Noel
Niihashi
**[02:55] Sign**
Noel
Niihashi
**[02:55] Sign**
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
**[02:55] Sign**
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
**[02:55] Sign**
Noel
Niihashi
**[02:55] Sign**
Noel
Niihashi
**[02:55] Sign**
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
**[02:55] Sign**
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
**[02:55] Sign**
Noel
Niihashi
**[02:55] Sign**
Noel
Niihashi
**[02:55] Sign**
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
**[02:55] Sign**
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
**[02:55] Noel**
If you start calling me "Noel,"
I'll consider it, Ninny.
**[02:55] Sign**
Noel
Niihashi
**[02:55] Sign**
Noel
Niihashi
**[02:55] Sign**
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
**[02:55] Sign**
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
**[02:59] Ninny**
Where do you get off casually making
demands of your seniors like that?
**[03:04] Nar**
*Dragons: mythical creatures.*
**[03:09] Nar**
* But in truth, they are neither*
* mythical nor creatures.*
**[03:14] Nar**
* Since time immemorial,*
* 72% of all deaths in London*
**[03:20] Nar**
* have been caused by grotesque*
* beings known as dragons.*
**[03:24] Nar**
* That is why they are so prominently*
* displayed on London's coat of arms.*
**[03:31] Nar**
* Rampaging dragons cause*
* great harm to humans.*
**[03:35] Nar**
* In order to prevent that,*
* the dragons must be monitored.*
**[03:40] Nar**
* The citizens of Front London*
* cannot see the dragons.*
**[03:46] Nar**
*But there's also a Reverse London.*
**[03:51] Nar**
* Only those who live on the reverse*
* side of London can see the dragons.*
**[03:56] Sign**
Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
**[03:56] Sign**
Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
**[03:56] Sign**
Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
**[03:57] Nar**
* It inevitably fell to the people of Reverse*
* London to take care of and manage the dragons.*
**[04:03] Sign**
Wing Bind Headquarters Building
**[04:03] Sign**
Wing Bind Headquarters Building
**[04:03] Sign**
Wing Bind Headquarters Building
**[04:06] Ninny**
What the heck?!
**[04:07] Ninny**
You guys still haven't fixed this from
when that big guy wrecked it? Pathetic!
**[04:12] Guy**
S-Sorry...
**[04:15] Guy**
We were asked to get the monitor up first.
**[04:19] Ninny**
And you! Why did you take on
a two-person job by yourself?
**[04:23] Noel**
Because you were late, Ninny.
**[04:25] Ninny**
Most people would just wait!
**[04:29] Noel**
If I took care of it on my own,
I'd get the reward all to myself.
**[04:33] Ninny**
I knew it!
**[04:34] Ninny**
So that's what you're after.
**[04:36] Noel**
You make plenty at your job in Front London,
**[04:40] Noel**
so just exchange as much as you want.
**[04:43] Ninny**
I have *some* pride, you know!
**[04:46] Ninny**
And quit saying stuff like that.
**[04:49] Noel**
Huh?
**[04:51] Noel**
I lost achievement points.
**[04:54] Noel**
But I plucked all the flowers that
bloomed so they wouldn't find out.
**[04:57] Ninny**
Yes! I got points!
**[05:00] Noel**
But why?
**[05:02] Ninny**
Because of my assist at the end, duh.
**[05:06] Ninny**
That's the only reason our
payload made it out safe.
**[05:09] Guy**
So cute.
**[05:11] Guy**
Cut it out.
**[05:12] Guy**
They'll be pissed if they catch
you sneaking photos again.
**[05:15] Ninny**
Hey, wait a minute!
**[05:17] Ninny**
Why are you plucking flowers
off of bud bucks, anyway?!
**[05:20] Noel**
Well, what was I supposed to do?
**[05:23] Noel**
They go down in price if their
flowers bloom before they're sold.
**[05:27] Noel**
I did it for our client.
**[05:30] Noel**
See? Isn't it pretty?
**[05:32] Noel**
You can touch it if you like.
**[05:35] Noel**
You can't have it, though.
**[05:36] Ninny**
A-As if I'd want it!
**[05:38] Osushi**
Let me see your panties!
**[05:42] Osushi**
Let me see your panties!
**[05:45] Balgo**
Hey! Osushi!
**[05:49] Guy**
What's that thing?
**[05:50] Guy**
Is it a dark dragon?
**[05:52] Guy**
In the middle of the city?
**[05:54] Guy**
No...
**[05:55] Guy**
It's just Balgo.
**[05:56] Guy**
Damn it. Not him again.
**[05:57] Sign**
Balgo
Parks
**[05:57] Sign**
Balgo
Parks
**[05:57] Sign**
Human / Dragonclad
**[05:57] Sign**
Human / Dragonclad
**[05:57] Sign**
Balgo
Parks
**[05:57] Sign**
Balgo
Parks
**[05:57] Sign**
Human / Dragonclad
**[05:57] Sign**
Human / Dragonclad
**[05:57] Sign**
Balgo
Parks
**[05:57] Sign**
Balgo
Parks
**[05:57] Sign**
Human / Dragonclad
**[05:57] Sign**
Human / Dragonclad
**[05:57] Sign**
Human / Dragonclad
**[05:57] Sign**
Human / Dragonclad
**[05:57] Sign**
Balgo
Parks
**[05:57] Sign**
Balgo
Parks
**[05:57] Sign**
Human / Dragonclad
**[05:57] Sign**
Human / Dragonclad
**[05:59] Balgo**
Osushi! Calm down!
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:01] Sign**
Dragon Canine
**[06:01] Sign**
Dragon Canine
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:01] Sign**
Dragon Canine
**[06:01] Sign**
Dragon Canine
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:01] Sign**
Dragon Canine
**[06:01] Sign**
Dragon Canine
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:01] Sign**
Dragon Canine
**[06:01] Sign**
Dragon Canine
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:01] Sign**
Osushi
**[06:04] Balgo**
You're a cutie! You're absolutely
adorable, so please, calm down!
**[06:11] Ninny**
Hey, it's Balgo and Osushi.
**[06:13] Noel**
Indeed it is.
**[06:15] Ninny**
So do something about them.
You're in charge of them, aren't you?
**[06:19] Noel**
*We're* in charge of them.
**[06:22] Ninny**
He's your senior at school, isn't he?
**[06:25] Noel**
I mean, it's probably fine.
**[06:28] Noel**
Look. He's all smiles.
Why don't we have some tea?
**[06:33] Ninny**
I want a caffè latte.
**[06:34] Noel**
I'll be glad to push the button,
but you have to put the money in.
**[06:38] Chief**
There's nothing "fine" about this!
**[06:41] Chief**
At this rate, Balgo's going to die!
**[06:44] Chief**
We've been tasked with keeping an eye
on him, so I need you two to do your jobs!
**[06:50] Ninny**
Getting us to keep tabs on dragonclads
**[06:52] Ninny**
is basically HQ's way of making
this nonsense our problem.
**[06:58] Ninny**
It's not like we get paid
or earn achievement points
**[07:02] Ninny**
for keeping him out of trouble 24/7
**[07:04] Ninny**
while we're on the job.
**[07:07] Chief**
So we're back to that.
**[07:09] Chief**
I figured you might say that...
**[07:12] Chief**
So I talked to some of the higher-ups
**[07:14] Chief**
and got you girls some extra money
and achievement points for this.
**[07:19] Ninny**
Say what?!
**[07:22] Ninny**
All right, fine. Let's do this!
**[07:26] Ninny**
Let's go, Niiha!
**[07:28] Ninny**
You're doing this for the money.
**[07:30] Ninny**
I'm doing it for merit.
**[07:32] Ninny**
But just so we don't sound completely
awful, we're doing it for society!
**[07:40] Chief**
Could you maybe shout the
"doing it for society" part first?
**[07:51] Guy**
What the...
**[07:52] Balgo**
Osushi!
**[07:56] Lady**
Well, if you say so, Daddy...
**[08:00] Balgo**
You're such a good doggie, Osushi!
**[08:04] Random lady**
It sure is noisy over there.
**[08:07] Jimmy**
Yeah. Maybe there's a dragon on the loose.
**[08:11] Random lady**
Don't even joke about that.
Make sure it's spick and span up there.
**[08:15] Jimmy**
Yes, ma'am.
**[08:19] Balgo**
Wait!
**[08:24] Jimmy**
Balgo, you idiot!
**[08:27] Jimmy**
Don't come over here!
**[08:33] Random lady**
Goodness, that chimney
sweep's really going at it.
**[08:37] Balgo**
Sorry! I'm really sorry!
**[08:40] Balgo**
Are you hurt?
**[08:44] Jimmy**
You moron!
**[08:45] Jimmy**
I'm not hurt!
**[08:47] Jimmy**
I just don't wanna get arrested for
violating the dragon contact law!
**[08:52] Jimmy**
Wing Bind HQ is right over there!
**[09:03] Balgo**
Noel!
**[09:05] Balgo**
You saved me!
**[09:07] Ninny**
I'm the one who saved you, you dumbass.
**[09:10] Noel**
There, there. Please calm down, Osushi.
**[09:18] Noel**
Osushi's calm now.
**[09:20] Ninny**
What did you do to the poor thing, anyway?
**[09:23] Balgo**
Nothing. I was just taking Osushi for a walk.
**[09:26] Jimmy**
Uh... Thank you, witches.
**[09:30] Jimmy**
So, um... about that chimney...
**[09:34] Noel**
Your dragon insurance should cover it.
**[09:38] Noel**
More importantly...
**[09:39] Noel**
Did you come into contact with the dragon?
**[09:42] Jimmy**
N-No! Not at all!
**[09:45] Ninny**
Niiha, run the test.
**[09:47] Noel**
Right.
**[09:50] Noel**
Please lick this.
**[09:52] Balgo**
Um... What happens if
someone touches a dragon?
**[09:58] Noel**
For the protection of both
dragons and humans,
**[10:01] Noel**
the Dragon Contact Prohibition
Law was passed in 1609.
**[10:06] Noel**
Violators face 100 years in prison.
**[10:08] Noel**
Or...
**[10:11] Ninny**
They get executed.
**[10:12] Balgo**
What?
**[10:16] Noel**
It's within the normal range.
**[10:18] ---**
Huh.
**[10:21] Balgo**
Thank goodness!
**[10:23] Ninny**
This is all your fault!
**[10:24] Balgo**
I'm sorry!
**[10:26] Ninny**
Who do you think... caused...
this mess... in the first place... huh?!
**[10:27] Ninny**
Who do you think... caused...
this mess... in the first place... huh?!
**[10:28] Balgo**
Ow!
**[10:28] Ninny**
Who do you think... caused...
this mess... in the first place... huh?!
**[10:30] Ninny**
Who do you think... caused...
this mess... in the first place... huh?!
**[10:30] Balgo**
Ouch!
**[10:31] Ninny**
Who do you think... caused...
this mess... in the first place... huh?!
**[10:32] Ninny**
Also, why don't you put a muzzle
on Osushi when you go out?!
**[10:36] Ninny**
You're the only civilian who can
touch Osushi and not get locked up,
**[10:39] Ninny**
because you're a dragonclad!
**[10:41] Ninny**
Do you realize that?!
**[10:44] Balgo**
But I did put one on!
**[10:45] Balgo**
It just got ripped off when Osushi suddenly
sprouted wings while we were walking!
**[10:51] Noel**
Did Osushi really grow wings
without anything triggering it?
**[10:54] Balgo**
Y-Yes!
**[10:56] Noel**
Where did it happen?
**[10:58] Balgo**
Huh? Where?
**[11:01] Noel**
Please try to remember.
**[11:04] Noel**
Osushi's wings usually appear
**[11:07] Noel**
when you try to bark like Osushi,
**[11:11] Noel**
or when you sneeze,
**[11:13] Noel**
or when you start cracking up...
**[11:16] Ninny**
So all the time, then.
**[11:18] Noel**
Or...
**[11:20] Noel**
when you're in danger, Balgo.
**[11:31] Noel**
It would appear that, as a dragonclad,
**[11:33] Noel**
you aggressively attract
dragons toward you.
**[11:37] Noel**
For now, I need you to take Osushi and get
somewhere where there aren't many people.
**[11:43] Noel**
Ninny, the barrier tape.
**[11:45] Ninny**
On it!
**[11:50] Ninny**
So what now?
**[11:54] Noel**
Magic Number 04: Stun Ball.
**[12:07] Ninny**
Wait! What was the point of the barrier tape?!
**[12:10] Noel**
Just in case.
**[12:12] Noel**
Oh, Chief.
**[12:13] Noel**
We've subdued a dragon,
so if we could get a bonus...
**[12:18] Ninny**
Dragon insurance!
**[12:22] Noel**
No, that's not our fault.
**[12:27] Noel**
Please stop whining. It's quite pathetic.
**[12:29] Chief**
*So you don't know what kind of dragon it is?*
**[12:33] Noel**
Correct.
**[12:35] Noel**
It's the first time I've seen one like it,
so I don't know what kind it is.
**[12:40] Noel**
It was rather worked up,
so I stunned it to shut it up.
**[12:45] Ninny**
Niiha!
**[13:04] Ninny**
It just went lights out.
**[13:12] Ninny**
It's coming!
**[13:14] Ninny**
We need to get it away from here!
**[13:16] Noel**
I know.
**[13:28] Ninny**
All right, this should be good—
**[13:31] Ninny**
Oh, come on. You're making
this really difficult to call in.
**[13:34] Noel**
Ninny, in front of you!
**[13:51] Ninny**
Chief.
**[13:52] Ninny**
Rutherford Street. We need
an emergency dragon blockade.
**[13:56] Ninny**
We've got a dark dragon.
**[14:10] Guy**
What the...
**[14:10] Lady**
What's that sound?
**[14:19] Broadcast**
*This is a notice from BBC Reverse London.*
**[14:24] Broadcast**
*Due to a dark dragon alert,*
**[14:27] Broadcast**
* Rutherford Street is now*
* under a dragon blockade.*
**[14:31] Broadcast**
* Anyone in the vicinity should*
* seek shelter immediately.*
**[14:37] Broadcast**
*Wing Bind has the situation under control.*
**[14:40] Ninny**
You know what always gets me?
**[14:42] Ninny**
Doesn't it just piss you off when they say,
"Wing Bind has the situation under control"?
**[14:47] Noel**
No, because it's our job.
**[14:50] Ninny**
That's not what I mean!
**[14:52] Ninny**
I'd be fine with it if we said it ourselves,
**[14:54] Ninny**
but why's the BBC announcing it?
**[14:58] Noel**
Chief, the dragon blockade is set up,
so it's time we switched out with the Sabres—
**[15:04] Chief**
*Uh, hello? Noel? Hello—*
**[15:07] Noel**
What do you think you're doing?
**[15:10] Ninny**
That's my line. You were really going
to let the Sabres take all the credit?
**[15:18] Ninny**
This is our chance to show
HR how powerful we are.
**[15:23] Noel**
Our duty as Pipers is to take dragons
to pasture and harvest from them.
**[15:27] Noel**
We don't need to be powerful—
**[15:27] Ninny**
Like I said before...
**[15:32] Ninny**
I want to join the Sabres!
**[15:38] Noel**
Well, personally, I don't.
**[15:54] Ninny**
I hit it.
**[15:56] Ninny**
Whoa...
**[15:58] Ninny**
Magic Number 28: Rainy Wheel!
**[16:13] Balgo**
Help...
**[16:17] Noel**
Balgo.
**[16:23] Noel**
Leave this to me.
**[16:27] Noel**
Magic Number 75: Gatling Crown!
**[16:37] Bruno**
Hey. This is a huge deal.
**[16:40] Sign**
Wing Bind Supreme Powers That Be
**[16:40] Sign**
Wing Bind Supreme Powers That Be
**[16:40] Sign**
Top of Horns
**[16:41] Bruno**
How many years has it been?
**[16:42] Bruno**
It's been a century!
**[16:43] Roy**
Ninety-six years, to be precise.
**[16:46] Bruno**
That's basically a century!
**[16:49] Bruno**
A whole century since the last time we let
a dark dragon get into Reverse London!
**[16:55] Bruno**
If this isn't a catastrophe, what the hell *is*?!
**[16:58] Bruno**
Could you show up for once?!
**[17:01] Bruno**
Stop chewing gum!
**[17:03] Bruno**
You guys seriously have nothin' to say?
**[17:06] Bruno**
Am I the only one upset here? Huh?!
**[17:09] Roy**
I'm pretty sure I spoke.
**[17:13] Bruno**
Anyway, my point is, letting this
Balgo guy run around is the problem.
**[17:21] Bruno**
What do you say, Old Man Wolfy?
**[17:25] Wolfgang**
He has been the topic of countless
discussions within our squad
**[17:30] Wolfgang**
in the month since he became a dragonclad.
**[17:35] Wolfgang**
This situation occurred
due to our own negligence.
**[17:38] Wolfgang**
We cannot simply ignore it.
**[17:43] Wolfgang**
We will proceed with the plan to eliminate
the dragonclad known as Balgo Parks.
# E2 - Ghillie Suit / She Makes Me Special
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR5J2290R/ghillie-suit--she-makes-me-special)
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**[00:14] Host**
Macy Baljure abruptly left
Cecile Die Twice last week,
**[00:19] Host**
but there's been no word of a press
conference about her departure.
**[00:23] Tim**
Maybe she was shocked that the new
member replacing her was a CG character.
**[00:28] Host**
That's not exactly correct, Tim.
**[00:30] Host**
They're not CG characters.
They're called Vumans.
**[00:34] Host**
Now, let's talk about this video
that was leaked the other day.
**[00:41] Ninny**
*So irritating.*
**[00:43] Host**
* That was the moment the group's*
* leader, Ninny, denounced Macy!*
**[00:47] Tim**
* Wait, "leaked"? This is from a reputable*
* source. It was on the Realist's website.*
**[00:53] Host**
*We're talking about the Realist's here.*
**[00:55] Host**
*It's basically gossip.*
**[01:01] Macy**
Thank you, Elly.
**[01:04] Macy**
You got mad on my behalf.
**[01:07] Macy**
All for me... Thank you.
**[01:14] Ninny**
Illegally rearing dragons?
**[01:17] Chief**
Apparently so.
**[01:19] Chief**
We got a tip that someone's doing just
that in Reverse London's west district.
**[01:23] Ninny**
That's huge if it's actually true.
**[01:26] Ninny**
But why did we get stuck with it?
**[01:28] Chief**
Well, I mean...
**[01:32] Chief**
Our job is to rear and take care of dragons.
**[01:34] Chief**
I guess illegally reared dragons count, too.
**[01:38] Ninny**
Seriously? That seems like a reach to me.
**[01:41] Chief**
Count yourself lucky. That "reach"
is putting money in your pocket.
**[01:49] Chief**
Hey! Come on, now. You did that on purpose.
**[01:52] Ninny**
Whoopsie. Did I do that?
**[01:55] Balgo**
Hey, it looks like all that stuff you
did yesterday didn't make the paper.
**[02:00] Balgo**
Even though you saved the
city from a dark dragon...
**[02:04] Noel**
Well, you're reading the
Front London articles.
**[02:08] Noel**
Here are the Reverse London articles.
**[02:14] Balgo**
Wow, that's amazing! It's you, Noel!
**[02:17] Balgo**
Man, you look so cool!
**[02:19] Ninny**
Uh, hello? I worked my butt off, too.
**[02:22] Chief**
Ah, found it! This is what I was looking for.
**[02:26] Chief**
Whoa, that was close.
I almost forgot to mention...
**[02:30] Chief**
The order came with an additional request.
**[02:39] Ninny**
Why the heck do we have to bring you along?
**[02:42] Noel**
Well, it's like the chief said.
**[02:45] Noel**
Since Balgo draws dragons toward him,
**[02:47] Noel**
he's perfect for helping us find them.
**[02:51] Ninny**
I know that! I was in the room, too.
**[02:54] Noel**
Then why are you so mad?
**[02:56] Ninny**
I'm not mad because I didn't know!
**[02:58] Ninny**
I'm mad because I have doubts
about this whole thing!
**[03:01] Ninny**
If you drew the short straw and had to look
after the class frog, you'd be pissed, right?
**[03:05] Ninny**
Even if you still did it.
**[03:07] Ninny**
That's why I'm mad right now!
**[03:10] Noel**
Balgo, she seems to have an issue with you.
Don't you have anything to say back?
**[03:14] Balgo**
Yup!
**[03:16] Balgo**
I'm so happy that whatever's going on
with my body will help you out, Noel.
**[03:22] Balgo**
And if my arms just happen to slide up
a little, they'll brush against your boobs.
**[03:27] Balgo**
Just the thought of getting to feel
the warm aura of your boobs...
**[03:31] Balgo**
I-I'm so blessed!
**[03:36] Noel**
You do realize that if I drop you right now,
you'll probably die, right?
**[03:40] Balgo**
Huh?
**[03:47] Noel**
Oh, right. I have something to give you, Balgo.
**[03:51] Noel**
Here you go.
**[03:52] Noel**
This is a Piper's mantle and pipe.
**[03:55] Noel**
You'll be working with us, so the chief
wanted you to at least look the part.
**[04:03] Ninny**
Look the part? Could that
pipe look any more fake?
**[04:09] Ninny**
You sure look happy. You wanted
to wear one of those that badly?
**[04:10] Balgo**
Osushi!
**[04:13] Balgo**
Of course I did!
**[04:15] Balgo**
I mean, wearing the same thing as Noel...
**[04:18] Balgo**
It feels like Noel's holding me...
**[04:21] Balgo**
It's awesome!
**[04:24] Ninny**
Gross!
**[04:27] Ninny**
Well? We're in the west district now.
Do you feel anything?
**[04:31] Balgo**
Like what?
**[04:33] Ninny**
You know! Like the presence of an
illegally reared dragon or whatever!
**[04:37] Balgo**
Oh, come on. That's impossible.
**[04:40] Balgo**
I just naturally attract dragons.
**[04:43] Balgo**
I don't have any special ability that
lets me communicate with them.
**[04:47] Balgo**
I—
**[04:47] Ninny**
Then why the hell are you
even here?! Get lost!
**[04:56] Balgo**
An explosion! That's pretty major, isn't it?
**[05:01] Ninny**
Looks like it.
**[05:02] Balgo**
"Looks like it"? Aren't you going down there?
**[05:05] Ninny**
It's out of our jurisdiction. Dealing
with terrorists is the police's job.
**[05:10] Noel**
Let's go. It might be a dragon.
**[05:13] Balgo**
Well said, Noel.
**[05:16] Noel**
Even if it's not a dragon,
we'll probably get points for going.
**[05:20] Ninny**
Tch. Oh, fine.
**[05:22] Ninny**
I just have to go there, right? That's it?
**[05:32] Noel**
This is the Realist's building.
**[05:34] Ninny**
You could see that from where we were.
That's why I didn't want to come here.
**[05:39] Balgo**
The Realist's? You mean the tabloid?
**[05:43] Balgo**
Huh...
**[05:45] Balgo**
They did a piece on you the other day.
**[05:45] Mob**
Ninny!
**[05:47] Ninny**
They talk about me, like, three times
a week. Which time do you mean?
**[05:51] Balgo**
It had a video of you saying
something like, "So irritating."
**[05:56] Balgo**
It made you sound like you were calling
Macy irritating after she left the group,
**[05:59] Balgo**
like you hated her and stuff.
**[06:01] Ninny**
Oh, that? So that's how they spun it.
**[06:06] Noel**
It doesn't look like anyone's inside.
**[06:08] Ninny**
Well, it *is* a Saturday. Not every
company treats its workers as bad as ours.
**[06:17] Ninny**
Marshal!
**[06:23] Balgo**
Ninny?
**[06:25] Noel**
I'm going after her.
**[06:26] Balgo**
I'll come, too!
**[06:28] Noel**
It's dangerous, so please
keep your distance, Balgo.
**[06:31] Balgo**
What?!
**[06:47] Ninny**
So it was you I saw up here.
**[06:51] Macy**
What...
**[06:52] Macy**
are you doing here, Nina?
**[06:55] Ninny**
That's my line.
**[06:57] Ninny**
What are you doing in Reverse London...
**[07:02] Ninny**
Macy?
**[07:04] Macy**
This company wrote a really mean article.
**[07:08] Macy**
It said you hated me.
**[07:11] Ninny**
No, I mean... This is the
Realist's Reverse London HQ.
**[07:16] Ninny**
It was the Realist's in Front
London who wrote that article.
**[07:19] Ninny**
Ugh, seriously!
**[07:21] Macy**
This company always writes articles
that make you look like a bad person.
**[07:28] Macy**
That's why I came here to destroy them.
**[07:30] Ninny**
But honestly, I'm used to this
kinda stuff, so it's fine!
**[07:34] Ninny**
Wait...
**[07:35] Ninny**
What did you just say?
**[07:37] Ninny**
Did you cause that explosion?
**[07:41] Macy**
No.
**[07:43] Macy**
It wasn't me.
**[07:46] Macy**
This little one did it for me.
**[07:48] Ninny**
*A dragon...*
**[07:50] Ninny**
*And it's already grown that big?*
**[07:53] Ninny**
Macy... Let me take it.
**[07:57] Macy**
She's not an "it." Her name is Elly.
**[08:02] Ninny**
There's no way you'd know this
since you're not from Reverse London,
**[08:07] Ninny**
but contact with a dragon is a felony.
**[08:10] Ninny**
As long as I keep my mouth
shut about this, you'll be fine,
**[08:13] Ninny**
so please... just let me take it.
**[08:15] Macy**
No.
**[08:16] Ninny**
I'm saying this for your sake!
**[08:18] Ninny**
If they find out, you're gonna die!
**[08:20] Macy**
The one who taught me never
to trust anyone who says,
**[08:25] Macy**
"I'm saying this for your sake"...
**[08:28] Macy**
was you, Nina!
**[08:36] Macy**
Elly?
**[08:39] Noel**
You don't look very happy
considering we found our dragon.
**[08:43] Ninny**
If I was happy after finding out
someone I knew was behind it,
**[08:46] Ninny**
I'd be a psycho.
**[08:49] Noel**
Are you Macy Baljure?
**[08:52] Noel**
I'm sorry. You don't look like how
I'd pictured you, so I wasn't sure.
**[08:59] Macy**
Who the hell are you?!
**[09:03] Macy**
Why are you talking like
you're Nina's best friend?!
**[09:08] Macy**
I will murder you!
**[09:11] Ninny**
She's in love with me, you see.
**[09:14] Ninny**
She always gets like this any
time a girl is friendly with me.
**[09:18] Noel**
Wait... was I being friendly with you?
**[09:23] Macy**
Where the hell did you go?!
**[09:24] Ninny**
Anyway, the direct approach
won't work when she's like that.
**[09:25] Macy**
Get out here, you balloon-titted skank!
**[09:28] Ninny**
I'll go in from the roof.
You keep her distracted from there!
**[09:32] Noel**
Ninny, wait!
**[09:38] Noel**
Ninny!
**[09:44] Bruno**
Whoops.
**[09:45] Bruno**
She flew further than I expected.
**[10:01] Squire**
What are you doing, Banx Jr.?
**[10:05] Squire**
What brings you to the Crown Council?
**[10:08] Chief**
Oh, uh, I was just taking a little stroll...
**[10:13] Squire**
Don't lie to me.
**[10:15] Squire**
You probably realized your
subordinates were in trouble.
**[10:18] Chief**
Huh? Did something happen to them?
**[10:23] Squire**
It appears I overestimated you.
**[10:29] Squire**
Given that you're their superior, I thought
it would be wrong not to inform you.
**[10:35] Squire**
Last night at 22:00, an order for the
elimination of Balgo Parks was issued.
**[10:41] Squire**
While it hasn't been carried out yet,
**[10:44] Squire**
I hear Bangnyfe is already on the move.
**[10:48] Squire**
I'm sure you know how he works.
**[10:50] Squire**
At least watch out for your subordinates.
**[10:54] Squire**
Let's go, Arkvine.
**[10:56] Arkvine**
Yes, ma'am.
**[11:02] Chief**
Well, this ain't good.
**[11:07] Bruno**
She's not dead, is she?
**[11:09] Bruno**
I'm gonna have to write up a report if she is.
**[11:13] Noel**
You're...
**[11:15] Bruno**
Looks like you know who I am.
**[11:17] Bruno**
Guess that's no surprise.
**[11:19] Bruno**
But I know who you are, too.
**[11:23] Noel**
I'm sorry, who are you?
**[11:24] Bruno**
What?!
**[11:26] Ninny**
Bruno... Bangnyfe.
**[11:31] Ninny**
He's one of the Top of Horns...
**[11:33] Ninny**
And the director of the Inks.
**[11:37] Ninny**
What the hell is he doing here?
**[11:40] Bruno**
Well, at least *she* knows who I am.
**[11:43] Bruno**
You've got some nerve,
pissing me off like that.
**[11:45] Bruno**
But whatever.
**[11:48] Bruno**
It's me. Set up an emergency dragon
blockade at Penfront Street.
**[11:52] Bruno**
Get rid of all the bystanders
except for the Wing Bind employee.
**[11:58] Bruno**
You'll be able to tell who the Wing Bind
employee is from his Piper's mantle.
**[12:16] Bruno**
Detain that Wing Bind
employee when you find him.
**[12:20] Bruno**
He's the one behind the
dragon terrorist attack.
**[12:26] Ninny**
So that means...
**[12:28] Ninny**
You're the one who ordered the
chief to give him that mantle.
**[12:32] Bruno**
Makes sense, doesn't it?
**[12:35] Bruno**
A dragonclad with dragon
powers decides to attack
**[12:38] Bruno**
the tabloid office that
made a joke at his expense.
**[12:43] Bruno**
Not that I really care if
it makes sense or not.
**[12:48] Ninny**
You're messed up...
**[12:49] Noel**
Does that mean you framed Balgo?
**[12:52] Noel**
What good will come of that?
**[12:54] Bruno**
Oh, plenty of good will come of it.
**[12:56] Bruno**
At 22:00 last night,
a punitive dragon designation
**[12:59] Bruno**
and elimination order for
Balgo Parks was issued.
**[13:02] Bruno**
In just a few hours,
there'll be a bounty on his head.
**[13:06] Bruno**
And whoever takes him out will go down
in Reverse London's history forever.
**[13:14] Bruno**
I'll be taking him in for now.
**[13:17] Bruno**
And as soon as the order goes into effect,
**[13:19] Bruno**
I'll kill him on the spot.
**[13:22] Bruno**
Don't even try crying or negotiating.
**[13:24] Bruno**
I'm still working under the
Dragon Contact Prohibition Law.
**[13:27] Bruno**
I said it before, but I don't plan
on taking you two out, as well...
**[13:32] Bruno**
As long as you stay out of my way, that is.
**[13:35] Noel**
Bruno.
**[13:37] Bruno**
Huh?
**[13:39] Noel**
You have the worst dye job I've ever seen.
**[13:41] Bruno**
The hell did you just say?!
**[13:43] Bruno**
I'll kill you!
**[13:46] Ninny**
Niiha!
**[13:47] Noel**
Yes? I don't think I did anything
worthy of being scolded.
**[13:51] Ninny**
No!
**[13:53] Ninny**
I was gonna compliment
you and say "good job"!
**[13:56] Noel**
It didn't exactly warrant
a compliment, either.
**[14:00] Bruno**
I was trying to be nice
'cause you're just lackeys,
**[14:04] Bruno**
but you just had to get cocky...
**[14:06] Bruno**
This is definitely gonna be
an "accident on the job."
**[14:09] Bruno**
Guess I don't mind writing
up those reports after all!
**[14:13] Bruno**
What're you doing, damn it?!
**[14:15] Bruno**
You're not coming at me?!
**[14:20] Bruno**
You dumbasses! Look up!
**[14:22] Bruno**
Put up a shield!
**[14:29] Balgo**
Magic?
**[14:35] Balgo**
N-Noel? You came to rescue me?
**[14:40] Noel**
Well... I can't deny that you were
rescued as a result of my actions.
**[14:44] Balgo**
Awesome!
**[14:46] Balgo**
Though I have no idea
what I've gotten myself into!
**[14:49] Balgo**
Go me!
**[14:52] Bruno**
Damn it!
**[14:57] Ninny**
I have a question for you.
**[15:01] Bruno**
This isn't how that usually works, but I guess
that's how you Pipers learn to operate.
**[15:06] Ninny**
Are you the one who brought
Macy to Reverse London?
**[15:10] Ninny**
Why does she have a dragon with her?
**[15:13] Bruno**
Couldn't just keep it to one question,
you stupid little brat?
**[15:18] Bruno**
That's right. I scouted her
and brought her here.
**[15:22] Bruno**
She'd found a baby dragon in
Front London and was raising it.
**[15:28] Bruno**
I'm sure you wanted to pin
that dragon on me, too,
**[15:31] Bruno**
but it wasn't my doing.
**[15:33] Bruno**
That woman is one of those rare people
born in Front London who just happens
**[15:37] Bruno**
to possess a high amount of mana.
**[15:40] Bruno**
She's a Watcher.
**[15:46] Ninny**
Macy's... a Watcher?
**[15:50] Bruno**
She would've ended up in
Reverse London sooner or later.
**[15:53] Bruno**
Just like you and Noel Niihashi did...
**[15:57] Bruno**
Right?!
**[16:00] Bruno**
Don't be so on edge when
you're holding your Witch Kit.
**[16:03] Bruno**
What if it accidentally goes off?
**[16:08] Bruno**
The hell?!
**[16:15] Macy**
Nina!
**[16:17] Ninny**
Marshal!
**[16:23] ---**
D-Don't!
**[16:26] Macy**
Nina, let go!
**[16:29] Ninny**
Just stay calm. I'll take you
back to somewhere safe!
**[16:40] Macy**
Elly!
**[16:47] Bruno**
Balgo Parks.
**[16:49] Bruno**
Macy Baljure.
**[16:51] Bruno**
You're seriously taking those
two and trying to run from me?
**[16:55] Bruno**
Rickenbacker!
**[17:08] Bruno**
Talk about naïve.
**[17:18] Ninny**
Oh, come on. Stop crying already!
**[17:21] Macy**
But I left Elly behind...
**[17:25] Ninny**
I already told you we can't
take the damn dragon with us!
**[17:28] Ninny**
They're harmful to normal people!
**[17:30] Macy**
But...
**[17:33] Ninny**
Would you stop your whining?!
This is exactly what I hate about you.
**[17:37] Macy**
I knew it, Nina!
**[17:38] Macy**
You really do hate me!
**[17:43] Ninny**
For crying out loud...
**[17:44] Ninny**
Why are you so irritating?!
**[17:49] Noel**
For the time being, we should be safe here.
**[17:53] Noel**
I've set up a Cloth, so they
shouldn't be able to find us.
**[17:59] Ninny**
Macy, what happened?
**[18:04] Macy**
You knew I didn't like
being in the group, right?
**[18:10] Ninny**
Yeah, I knew.
**[18:12] Macy**
I'm just tall, look all right in makeup,
and happen to be a good dancer.
**[18:15] Macy**
So they gave me cool clothes to wear
and put all this cool makeup on my face,
**[18:19] Macy**
and I ended up as this cool icon...
**[18:23] Ninny**
I know. That's why you quit, right?
**[18:26] Macy**
No, if that's all it was,
I would've quit a long time ago.
**[18:31] Macy**
But I didn't quit... because you were there.
**[18:35] Macy**
And if I quit, I'd become a nobody.
**[18:38] ---**
But...
**[18:46] Macy**
I found that little one two months ago.
**[18:54] Macy**
She looked just like the dragons
I'd seen in picture books and cartoons.
**[18:59] Macy**
Apparently, no one else could see her.
So I thought I was imagining things.
**[19:08] Macy**
But then she started drinking water,
so I figured she must be alive.
**[19:18] Macy**
I gave her some food, and she ate that, too.
**[19:21] Macy**
I gave her lots of different stuff to eat, but
she seemed to like fruits and veggies the best.
**[19:26] Macy**
She didn't go to the bathroom,
but she just kept getting bigger.
**[19:31] Macy**
She started looking more
and more like a dragon.
**[19:37] Macy**
A dragon only I could see.
**[19:40] Macy**
I suddenly felt like I was special.
**[19:45] Macy**
I know our songs did really well, and you
and the other girls were amazing on stage,
**[19:51] Macy**
but I was the only one
who wasn't myself up there.
**[19:57] Macy**
And yet, I had nothing.
**[20:01] Macy**
I'm sure no one even noticed me up there.
**[20:09] Macy**
But that all changed when I found Elly.
**[20:13] Macy**
It felt like Elly gave me some kind of power.
**[20:17] Macy**
I felt like she'd take me somewhere special.
**[20:24] Macy**
Then he... Bruno came
to my place late last night.
**[20:32] Macy**
He told me he needed me and my dragon.
**[20:35] Macy**
I finally felt like my time had come!
**[20:37] Macy**
I was finally going to be
taken somewhere special!
**[20:42] Macy**
Nina, I—
**[20:50] Bruno**
Yo.
**[20:52] Bruno**
You guys done saying your final goodbyes?
# E3 - If a lion could speak, we couldn't understand
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYDV0071Y/if-a-lion-could-speak-we-couldnt-understand)
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**[00:15] Bruno**
Yo.
**[00:17] Bruno**
You guys done saying your final goodbyes?
**[00:30] Bruno**
Property damage, aggravated assault,
unlawful use of Witch Kits...
**[00:37] Bruno**
I could pin a whole bunch
of other offenses on you,
**[00:40] Bruno**
but we'll put all that aside for now.
**[00:43] Bruno**
Take a look at this.
**[00:49] Bruno**
Balgo Parks has now been officially
designated a punitive dragon.
**[00:54] Bruno**
From this moment on,
**[00:55] Bruno**
every witch and wizard in Reverse
London will be coming for his head.
**[01:02] Balgo**
Huh? People are gonna be coming after me?
**[01:04] Balgo**
Why, though?
**[01:05] Balgo**
I don't see where this is going...
**[01:08] Bruno**
Really? You guys haven't told him anything?
**[01:12] Bruno**
Then again, I guess not telling a guy
on borrowed time that he's about to die...
**[01:17] Bruno**
might be the most merciful thing you can do!
**[01:21] Balgo**
Wow. Both your face and
your words are terrifying.
**[01:25] Noel**
Ninny, I'm going to shoot
Spark on the count of three,
**[01:28] Noel**
so let's split up.
**[01:29] Ninny**
Okay.
**[01:31] Noel**
Would you rather take Balgo or Macy?
**[01:34] Ninny**
Do you really need to ask that?
**[01:38] Bruno**
I dunno what you two are discussing,
**[01:40] Bruno**
but since everyone in Reverse
London is gonna be hunting him,
**[01:43] Bruno**
where the hell d'you think you can hide?
**[01:46] Macy**
E-Excuse me...
**[01:48] Macy**
Bruno...
**[01:51] Macy**
I just heard Elly. She's getting closer.
**[02:01] Macy**
Elly!
**[02:03] Bruno**
So you followed us, huh?
**[02:09] Bruno**
Too bad, though...
**[02:10] Bruno**
I don't need you anymore.
**[02:17] Bruno**
Huh?!
**[02:18] Noel**
She disappeared?
**[02:20] Ninny**
Come to think of it, when I first saw her,
**[02:23] Ninny**
it looked like she just
appeared out of the darkness...
**[02:27] Ninny**
But no.
**[02:28] Ninny**
She was actually invisible!
**[02:30] Bruno**
I don't have time for this shit!
She used Stealth Scale?!
**[02:34] Bruno**
That's not something
just any dragon can use!
**[03:23] Macy**
Elly?
**[03:42] Ninny**
What the heck? Her size
and shape totally changed!
**[03:48] Noel**
She must've molted in the moonlight.
**[03:50] Ninny**
Wait, what? But that means—
**[03:52] Bruno**
Yeah, exactly.
**[03:56] Bruno**
Using Stealth Scale,
molting in the moonlight...
**[03:59] Bruno**
And... she's got six talons.
**[04:03] Bruno**
Yeah, there's no doubt about it. That one...
**[04:07] Bruno**
is a Märchen.
**[04:10] Balgo**
Wh-What's a Märchen?
**[04:13] Noel**
One of the seven dragons named
after fairy tales that have
**[04:16] Noel**
been around since the
founding of Reverse London.
**[04:20] Noel**
Snow White, Red Dress, Golden Axe,
**[04:25] Noel**
Bubbles, Sugar House, Band of Animals...
**[04:30] Noel**
And...
**[04:32] Noel**
The one it is said only becomes a full-fledged
dragon by molting in the moonlight...
**[04:37] Noel**
Cinderella.
**[04:39] Macy**
Cinderella?
**[04:43] Noel**
It got its name due to the fact
it only matures at night,
**[04:48] Noel**
and because it scatters a dust
called Star Ash when it gets agitated.
**[04:53] Noel**
And everything the dust touches...
**[05:04] Noels**
becomes enveloped in light.
That's what the encyclopedia says.
**[05:09] Ninny**
Why are you being all poetic?!
They're clearly bombs!
**[05:14] Bruno**
Balgo Parks!
**[05:15] Balgo**
Y-Yes?!
**[05:17] Bruno**
I'll hold off on killing you for now.
**[05:21] Bruno**
The Märchens... The dark dragons' ancestors.
**[05:24] Bruno**
Designated wicked dragons that are
permanently authorized for elimination.
**[05:27] Bruno**
Hypothetical enemies of mankind.
**[05:30] Bruno**
Never thought I'd see one with my own eyes...
**[05:35] Bruno**
I'm tingling with excitement.
**[05:37] Ninny**
Hang on a second! You're
planning to fight that thing?
**[05:40] Bruno**
Don't be stupid. I'm not gonna fight it.
**[05:43] Bruno**
I'm gonna kill it.
**[05:45] Bruno**
There's no better way to
make a name for myself.
**[05:48] Bruno**
Don't get in my way, you little shits.
**[05:50] Bruno**
Think you can manage with
just three, Rickenbacker?
**[05:55] Bruno**
That's my boy.
**[05:59] Bruno**
Let's do this!
**[06:02] Ninny**
He seriously went over there.
**[06:06] Ninny**
Niiha, let's go for a frontal attack.
We'll call HQ for reinforcements.
**[06:10] Noel**
No.
**[06:11] Ninny**
What?!
**[06:12] Ninny**
What are you even saying?!
**[06:15] Noel**
Balgo's punitive dragon
designation hasn't been lifted.
**[06:18] Noel**
If we request reinforcements,
Balgo will be killed.
**[06:22] Ninny**
W-Well, yeah... But this is an
emergency, so maybe HQ won't...
**[06:34] Ninny**
What the hell? Are those
Star Ash things alive?!
**[06:36] Noel**
I have no idea!
**[06:38] Ninny**
What did your encyclopedia say?!
**[06:40] Noel**
That dragon's called a Märchen.
**[06:43] Noel**
The only information in
the encyclopedia is legends.
**[06:59] Bruno**
Release code: 0575.
**[07:02] Bruno**
Unlock!
**[07:04] Bruno**
Come!
**[07:05] Bruno**
Hunger Shadow!
**[07:14] Bruno**
Tear into it!
**[07:26] Bruno**
Hunger Shadow couldn't
even draw a drop of blood?
**[07:34] Bruno**
Yo. 'Bout time you little shits showed up.
**[07:38] Bruno**
What happened to the other two?
Did you leave them somewhere safe?
**[07:42] Ninny**
Where would you actually consider "safe"?
**[07:45] Noel**
We just left them over there.
**[07:47] Noel**
Honestly, anywhere's safer than up here.
**[07:50] Bruno**
You're tellin' me.
**[07:53] Bruno**
Back me up, you two!
**[07:56] Bruno**
We can kill Cinderella if we
break her crown-like horns.
**[08:01] Noel**
Are you sure that's not just a legend?
**[08:04] Bruno**
We're fighting a literal fairy tale here!
**[08:06] Bruno**
What else do we have to go on?
**[08:10] Bruno**
If I can nail that thing with your help,
your reps will skyrocket, too.
**[08:15] Bruno**
After that, I might consider
getting you into the Inks.
**[08:18] Ninny**
Yeah, I'm pretty sure...
**[08:20] Noel**
...we never asked for that.
**[08:29] Bruno**
You guys really piss me off. You know that?
**[08:33] Ninny**
Niiha, we'll circle around it
so it doesn't notice us.
**[08:37] Noel**
Understood.
**[08:42] Ninny**
No way! It already figured us out!
**[08:46] Ninny**
We're breaking through, Marshal!
**[09:01] Ninny**
High into the starry road,
to the ends of the night,
**[09:04] Ninny**
White Alva in formation.
**[09:06] Noel**
Leeds wreathe, light right,
**[09:09] Noel**
look heavenward, for there lies your end.
**[09:12] Both**
Magic Number 68: Supernal Jail!
**[09:29] Bruno**
Good job, brats!
**[09:31] Bruno**
Release code: 2028.
**[09:34] Bruno**
Unlock!
**[09:35] Bruno**
Come!
**[09:36] Bruno**
Greedy Curtain!
**[09:40] Bruno**
Once this thing envelops you,
it ain't gonna you out.
**[09:43] Bruno**
You try to explode in there, and the
explosion will kill you, Cinderella!
**[09:55] Balgo**
She self-destructed?!
**[09:56] Macy**
Elly!
**[10:00] Balgo**
They're falling!
**[10:02] Balgo**
I've got you! I've got you! I've got—
**[10:08] Balgo**
I'm sorry, Noel!
**[10:09] Macy**
Nina!
**[10:15] Bruno**
Shit. That thing's still alive.
**[10:18] Bruno**
Guess your own blasts can't kill you.
**[10:22] Bruno**
You damn monster.
**[10:28] Noel**
I guess she's not going to self-destruct.
**[10:31] Ninny**
No fair. She's way too OP.
**[10:33] Balgo**
Y-You okay, Noel?
**[10:36] Noel**
I'm just peachy.
**[10:48] Bruno**
The hell?
**[10:51] Bruno**
Where's it going?
**[10:53] Ninny**
Ow...
**[10:59] Noel**
Cinderella's heading this way!
**[11:01] Noel**
Shield!
**[11:04] Ninny**
Why are you heading over here?
**[11:06] Ninny**
Get mad at that guy, not us!
**[11:08] Balgo**
Ooh, that's a cool spell!
**[11:10] Macy**
Wait!
**[11:13] Macy**
She might be coming to see me.
**[11:15] Macy**
Is there really no other
option than to kill her?
**[11:18] Ninny**
Are you seriously still saying that, Macy?
**[11:20] Noel**
Ninny, concentrate!
**[11:28] Macy**
Nina!
**[11:30] Balgo**
Owie...
**[11:38] Macy**
Wait...
**[11:40] Macy**
Please stop this, Elly!
**[11:42] Macy**
Don't you recognize me?!
**[11:51] Macy**
Elly...
**[11:57] Ninny**
Get back!
**[12:05] Ninny**
This is why I'm telling you it's impossible.
**[12:09] Ninny**
No matter how much you love them,
**[12:12] Ninny**
there are times you just
can't get through to them.
**[12:16] Ninny**
How long are you going to keep this up?
**[12:20] Ninny**
She'll give you strength?
She'll take you somewhere special?
**[12:27] Ninny**
You're not in a damn fairy tale.
**[12:30] Macy**
Nina...
**[12:32] Ninny**
Fairy tales are such bullshit.
**[12:37] Ninny**
What's the point when the spell
breaks in the middle of it all?
**[12:40] Ninny**
It was inevitable because
you broke your promise?
**[12:43] Ninny**
Or time ran out, so what can you do?
**[12:46] Ninny**
Inevitable, my ass!
**[12:48] Ninny**
It's all so stupid!
**[12:51] Ninny**
You and everyone else have no
idea why the spell really breaks.
**[12:57] Ninny**
The reason the spell breaks so randomly...
**[13:00] Ninny**
is because it wasn't your own doing.
**[13:04] Ninny**
Macy, we're supposed to be
the ones casting the spells.
**[13:14] Noel**
It's coming back, Ninny.
**[13:15] Ninny**
Okay! Let's do this!
**[13:18] Balgo**
Noel! Is there anything I can do to help?
**[13:21] Noel**
Absolutely not.
**[13:22] Noel**
Just hold on to that pipe we gave
you and go cower in the corner.
**[13:26] Balgo**
You didn't sugarcoat that at all!
**[13:30] Ninny**
If you understand, get going!
Don't you dare let Osushi get hurt!
**[13:34] Balgo**
Okay, okay, I get it!
**[13:36] Balgo**
Let's stay put, Osushi.
**[13:50] Balgo**
What's this thing?
**[13:50] Both**
We'd like to know that ourselves!
**[13:52] Ninny**
No, seriously! What the hell's with that sword?
**[13:55] Noel**
Did that come from the
pipe we gave you? But how?
**[13:59] Bruno**
There she is, Rickenbacker!
**[14:06] Bruno**
Something's off...
**[14:07] Ninny**
Hey, how'd you do that?
**[14:09] Balgo**
I have no idea!
**[14:10] ---**
Lemme see!
**[14:14] Noel**
Cinderella stopped moving?
**[14:37] Chief**
Good grief. Hopefully that settles that.
**[14:55] Ninny**
What?!
**[14:57] Ninny**
How'd we get zero earnings after all that?!
**[15:01] Chief**
But it's not zero.
**[15:03] Chief**
See? It's right here.
**[15:05] Ninny**
Five points and five scale
pounds is basically zero.
**[15:09] Ninny**
We took down a legendary
dragon and that's all we get?
**[15:12] Ninny**
Of course we're not okay with that!
**[15:14] Chief**
It's a miracle you're not in negative
numbers after all that destruction.
**[15:18] Chief**
Honestly, it's impressive.
**[15:20] Chief**
And anyway, it says here that
Director Bangnyfe dealt the final blow.
**[15:26] Ninny**
Huh?! What the hell?!
**[15:28] Ninny**
He didn't do it, either!
**[15:31] Chief**
If he didn't do it "either," that means
you two also didn't do it, correct?
**[15:36] Chief**
So there you have it.
**[15:39] Chief**
Patchworks is collecting and
preserving Cinderella's corpse.
**[15:42] Chief**
And, oh yeah...
**[15:44] Chief**
Come on in.
**[15:50] Ninny**
Macy? What the hell?!
**[15:53] Ninny**
Don't tell me we're taking in another one!
**[15:55] Chief**
Wow, you're pretty sharp!
**[15:58] Chief**
You got it. We determined
she's a light case of a dragonclad,
**[16:04] Chief**
so we'll be taking her in.
**[16:08] Chief**
Won't that be fun?
**[16:10] Ninny**
No one asked for your opinion!
**[16:15] Macy**
We're going to have so much fun, Nina!
**[16:19] Noel**
Excuse me.
**[16:21] Noel**
What's going to happen to Balgo?
**[16:24] Chief**
Oh, right.
**[16:27] Wolfgang**
A motion to release Balgo Parks
from his punitive dragon status?
**[16:33] Wolfgang**
You're the last person I expected this from.
**[16:36] Wolfgang**
According to our investigation,
**[16:40] Wolfgang**
Balgo Parks had an encounter
with Macy Baljure two months ago.
**[16:45] Wolfgang**
And if that was the trigger that
caused Cinderella to appear,
**[16:51] Wolfgang**
that's more than enough
reason to keep him alive...
**[16:55] Wolfgang**
If he's really going to be the key to
exterminating all of the Märchens.
**[17:05] Guy**
Did you read the Cinderella damage report?
**[17:07] Guy**
Sure did.
**[17:09] Guy**
It's absolutely insane.
**[17:10] Guy**
Good morning!
**[17:12] Guy**
Good morning, Director Squire!
**[17:16] Squire**
I have to ask...
**[17:18] Squire**
When did this area become a storage space?
**[17:22] Guy**
We're terribly sorry!
We'll move them immediately!
**[17:25] Guy**
Come on, hurry up!
**[17:26] Guy**
Yeah.
**[17:40] Squire**
That Junior...
**[17:42] Squire**
I guess I'm glad I wasn't
mistaken about you...
**[17:46] Squire**
Son of a hero.
**[17:51] Balgo**
Osushi!
**[17:53] Balgo**
You're as cute as ever! Yes, you are!
**[17:55] Balgo**
You're so cute, you're set for life!
**[18:00] Balgo**
Welcome back, Noel!
**[18:02] Balgo**
The chief just came by and
took back the mantle and pipe.
**[18:07] Balgo**
I guess I didn't get to keep them after all.
**[18:09] Balgo**
Too bad.
**[18:12] Balgo**
Uh, Noel? Huh?
**[18:23] Balgo**
Did something bad happen?
**[18:27] Noel**
No.
**[18:29] Balgo**
Well, did something good happen, then?
**[18:34] Noel**
Yes.
**[18:37] Balgo**
Well, glad to hear it,
**[18:39] Balgo**
Noel!
**[18:43] Osushi**
Show me your panties!
**[18:50] Osushi**
Noel!
**[18:53] Osushi**
Show me your panties!
**[18:57] Guy**
That's it, that's it.
**[19:00] Guy**
Okay, right there.
**[19:02] Ninny**
Jeez... They finally fixed that stupid thing.
**[19:06] Sign**
"Soul Society West Branch"
**[19:17] Noel**
Please wait, Balgo.
**[19:20] Noel**
I'm going to shut Osushi up forever.
# BURN THE WITCH #0.8
# E1 - Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQVWDP/dont-judge-a-book-by-its-cover)
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**[00:17] Male Student A**
He shoots! He scores! That's 2-1!
**[00:22] Male Student B**
I wanna score a goal like that.
**[00:24] Male Student A**
Hey, look. A girl from South Braxton High.
**[00:28] Male Student A**
Their uniforms are sexy as hell.
**[00:30] Male Student B**
In what way? It's all black.
**[00:33] Male Student A**
That's what's great about it!
**[00:35] Male Student A**
You just don't get it, man.
**[00:37] Noel**
*I like uniforms.*
**[00:38] Noel**
* When I'm in uniform, I don't need*
* to prove who I am to anyone.*
**[01:07] Balgo**
You fell for it, Noel!
**[01:10] Balgo**
That's my precious Osushi!
**[01:13] Balgo**
Today's the day I'm gonna see—
**[01:19] Balgo**
...those panties!
**[01:24] Noel**
So you were finally able
to complete your sentence,
**[01:27] Noel**
Balgo.
**[01:29] Balgo**
Yeah. Your attention to detail is amazing.
**[01:33] Balgo**
I love that about you, too—
**[01:36] Balgo**
C'mon, seriously! That was dangerous!
That would've actually hit anyone else!
**[01:39] Noel**
No, it wouldn't have. I threw it
with no intention of hitting you.
**[01:48] Balgo**
Don't underestimate me, Noel.
**[01:50] Balgo**
If you think you're dealing
with the same ol' Balgo, you're—
**[01:56] Balgo**
...completely wrong.
**[02:03] Noel**
Why don't we find you a more suitable owner?
**[02:16] Noel**
Noel Niihashi, reporting for duty.
**[02:32] Balgo**
Noel?
**[02:38] Rando**
It's Ninny!
**[02:40] Rando**
Ninny! Can I get your autograph?
**[02:41] Rando**
Me, too!
**[02:42] Ninny**
Sure.
**[02:44] Ninny**
Here.
**[02:45] Rando**
Shake my hand, Ninny!
**[02:46] Rando**
Mine, too!
**[03:05] Ninny**
Hey, clear the way.
**[03:06] Ninny**
Come on. Move it.
**[03:10] Ninny**
You're late! A whole crowd
showed up because of you, Niiha!
**[03:14] Noel**
Sorry. The usual gentleman
in Front London held me up.
**[03:19] Noel**
Could it be that you were worried
and waited here for me, Ninny?
**[03:24] Ninny**
Huh?!
**[03:24] Ninny**
O-Of course not.
**[03:25] Rando**
Ninny!
**[03:27] Ninny**
Part of being an idol is—
**[03:28] Rando**
Ninny!
**[03:28] Rando**
Me next!
**[03:31] Rando child**
Can I get a selfie with you?
**[03:32] Ninny**
...giving fanservice to my fans.
**[03:34] Ninny**
It's time.
**[03:36] Noel**
Hey, Ninny—
**[03:37] Rando**
Hey, wasn't I next?
**[03:38] Rando**
Can I get a selfie?
**[03:39] Rando**
We're taking a shortcut
'cause you were late.
**[03:39] Ninny**
Wait, Ninny!
**[03:41] Ninny**
And I keep telling you not
to call me by my first name.
**[03:44] Rando**
Do I need to remind you
that I have seniority?
**[03:47] Noel**
Then will you start
calling me "Noel," Ninny?
**[03:51] Noel**
I prefer my first name.
**[03:54] Ninny**
Well, "Niiha" is cuter, so deal with it.
**[03:57] Ninny**
Not to mention, "Noel" is a guy's name.
**[04:00] Noel**
In Japan, it's a girl's name.
**[04:02] Noel**
Didn't you know that?
**[04:05] Ninny**
Would you stop acting Japanese?
You've never even been to Japan.
**[04:14] Ninny**
Aw, crap.
**[04:17] Ninny**
Hi-yah!
**[04:21] Ninny**
Made it.
**[04:24] Noel**
Though we forced our way in.
**[04:25] Ninny**
It's fine. The important thing is we made it.
**[04:28] Conductor**
Uh, if I could see your tickets, please...
**[04:30] Ninny**
You should be more grateful
for your senior's kindness.
**[04:38] Noel**
Thank you very much...
**[04:40] Noel**
Ninny.
**[04:43] Ninny**
Stop calling me that!
**[05:51] Sign**
Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
Wing Bind Headquarters Building
**[05:56] Billy**
Thank you for reporting for work.
**[06:00] Sign**
WB Pipers Chief
**[06:00] Sign**
WB Pipers Chief
**[06:00] Sign**
WB Pipers Chief
**[06:00] Sign**
Billy Banx Jr.
**[06:00] Sign**
Billy Banx Jr.
**[06:02] Ninny**
So? Where are we going today?
**[06:04] Sign**
WB Pipers 2nd Umbrella
**[06:04] Sign**
WB Pipers 2nd Umbrella
**[06:04] Sign**
Ninny
**[06:04] Sign**
Ninny
**[06:04] Sign**
Spangcole
**[06:04] Sign**
Spangcole
**[06:06] Billy**
Ninebrook Pastures. It's a lot of fun there.
**[06:09] Ninny**
The other day, you said a place that
was crawling with bugs was fun, too.
**[06:13] Ninny**
I'm pretty sure your "fun" gauge is busted!
**[06:17] Billy**
What are you talking about?
**[06:18] Billy**
I'm sure you would've had a blast
if you were a frog, Ninny.
**[06:22] Ninny**
Well, that hypothetical is not the reality!
**[06:25] Noel**
Let's get going. No matter how much you
yell about it, our destination won't change.
**[06:30] Sign**
WB Pipers 1st Umbrella
**[06:30] Sign**
WB Pipers 1st Umbrella
**[06:30] Sign**
Noel
**[06:30] Sign**
Noel
**[06:30] Sign**
Niihashi
**[06:30] Sign**
Niihashi
**[06:34] Ninny**
Oh, fine. Let's go get us
some work experience!
**[06:42] Billy**
Have fun!
**[06:53] Balgo**
Noel...
**[07:05] Balgo**
I wanna see... your panties.
**[07:07] Selby**
Wait! What the hell was that flashback for?!
**[07:10] Balgo**
Well, you just said
I imagined Noel disappearing!
**[07:13] Selby**
Because you did.
**[07:16] Selby**
"She disappeared to Reverse London"?
C'mon, dude, that's just a fairy tale.
**[07:20] Selby**
Most people stop believing in that
before even Santa Claus.
**[07:24] Balgo**
Whatever. Let's just stop talking about it.
**[07:28] Balgo**
Now, let's start talking
about Noel's panties!
**[07:31] Selby**
You're even more delusional now.
**[07:33] Balgo**
It's not a delusion. It's my dream!
**[07:35] Selby**
There's no point in sugarcoating it.
**[07:38] Selby**
It's just wishful thinking.
Wake up already.
**[07:42] Balgo**
What was that?
**[07:44] Balgo**
Bark at him, Osushi!
**[07:47] Selby**
So cuh-yoooot!
**[07:49] Selby**
Wait, that's not the point here.
**[07:52] Selby**
Think about it, dude. You're failing here
'cause you keep mentioning her panties.
**[07:58] Balgo**
You mean you don't want to see panties?
**[08:01] Selby**
That's also not the point.
**[08:04] Selby**
I'm telling you to become
friends with her first.
**[08:09] Balgo**
I'm having a hard time because
I haven't been able to do that.
**[08:14] Selby**
Well, I only met her for,
like, a second last time.
**[08:18] Selby**
Let's all go see her next time.
**[08:21] Balgo**
You're after her, too, aren't you?
**[08:23] Selby**
Huh?
**[08:24] Balgo**
You're after her, too!
**[08:26] Balgo**
N-o-e-l!
**[08:28] Selby**
Of course I'm not! I'm trying to help out
the buddy I've known since I was a kid...
**[08:35] Selby**
But I mean, if she happens to
have a cute friend or something,
**[08:38] Selby**
she could introduce me, maybe.
**[08:42] Balgo**
I knew it. I figured you
had some ulterior motive.
**[08:46] Selby**
I saved your life, remember?
**[08:49] Selby**
If I hadn't saved you back when we were
seven, you wouldn't be here right now.
**[08:54] Selby**
Man, that really hurt back then.
**[09:14] Ninny**
Talk about the boonies.
**[09:16] Noel**
I think it's lovely here. It's very peaceful.
**[09:21] Ninny**
Nope, nope, nope!
**[09:23] Ninny**
I wanna hurry up and climb the ladder, join
the Sabres, and protect the city of London!
**[09:28] Ninny**
Don't you feel the same?
**[09:29] Noel**
I'm fine with how things are now.
**[09:31] Noel**
This suits me quite well.
**[09:33] Man A**
Hey!
**[09:37] Man A**
Are you the witches from Wing Bind?
**[09:40] Noel**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I'm 1st Umbrella Niihashi.
**[09:44] Noel**
This is 2nd Umbrella Spangcole.
**[09:46] Ninny**
Uh, hello? Don't introduce me
like I'm your junior!
**[09:50] Man A**
Well, aren't you a couple
of adorable witches?
**[09:53] Man A**
Sorry this is so sudden, but I'd like
some help with a Rank-A harvest today.
**[10:00] Ninny**
In Japan, don't you...
**[10:02] Ninny**
kill all dragons, no questions asked?
**[10:04] Ninny**
I mean, I guess this is less barbaric, but...
**[10:07] Noel**
I wouldn't know. I was born in London.
**[10:10] Ninny**
Why don't you know?!
Act Japanese for once!
**[10:14] Ninny**
But what I'm saying is...
**[10:17] Ninny**
there's no reason we should have to go
through this... just to get some grapes...
**[10:22] Ninny**
for some damn champagne!
**[10:24] Noel**
What else can we do?
**[10:26] Noel**
If a civilian were to
touch a dragon directly...
**[10:29] Noel**
Worst case, they'd get the death penalty.
**[10:32] Noel**
When dragons make contact with humans,
**[10:34] Noel**
they absorb all of their negative emotions,
and turn into dark dragons.
**[10:40] Noel**
We witches exist to be a bridge
between humans and dragons.
**[10:45] Noel**
Please stop yapping and
just hurry up and climb.
**[10:48] Ninny**
Where do you get off talking
to your senior like that?
**[10:52] Ninny**
And how the heck are you not out of breath?
**[11:00] Ninny**
That reeks!
**[11:02] Ninny**
Where the heck are these grapes
supposed to be, anyway?
**[11:08] Noel**
Inside their nostrils.
**[11:12] Ninny**
Seriously? This is the worst.
**[11:14] Ninny**
I wanna get promoted already!
**[11:17] Noel**
Yes, yes.
**[11:20] Selby**
Well? Find anything?
**[11:22] Balgo**
That's so weird.
**[11:27] Balgo**
I could've sworn she went
into this telephone booth.
**[11:31] Selby**
I'm telling you, you dreamed it.
**[11:34] Selby**
Or rather, it was a delusion.
**[11:36] Balgo**
I'm telling the truth.
**[11:38] Balgo**
When I came to, this thing had been replaced
by a manhole or something with "WB" on it.
**[11:43] Selby**
"WB"?
**[11:45] Balgo**
Yeah.
**[11:47] Balgo**
If it was Reverse London,
it should've been "RL."
**[11:55] Selby**
Let's head back.
**[11:57] Selby**
It's almost time to feed Osushi.
**[12:00] Selby**
It suits you way more to just be
in a daze thinking about panties.
**[12:05] Balgo**
Y-You moron!
**[12:06] Balgo**
I'm still thinking about panties
even at this very moment!
**[12:24] Balgo**
Ow...
**[12:28] Balgo**
Osushi!
**[12:34] Balgo**
O-Osushi?
**[12:49] Ninny**
Your ringtone...
**[12:50] Ninny**
That's the *Dragon Ball* recap music!
**[12:53] Ninny**
You're totally acting Japanese!
**[12:55] Noel**
Hello. Niihashi here.
**[12:57] Billy**
*Oh, thank goodness you answered.*
**[12:59] Billy**
*I have a favor to ask.*
**[13:02] Billy**
* Could you wrap up that harvest job*
* and do an extermination job instead?*
**[13:08] Noel**
No. I'm hanging up now.
**[13:10] Billy**
* You're joking, right? Don't hang up!*
* At least let me explain!*
**[13:13] Ninny**
Who is it?
**[13:14] Noel**
Chief must be half asleep.
He's asking us to do an extermination job.
**[13:18] Ninny**
Huh?!
**[13:19] Billy**
*I can hear you.*
**[13:21] Billy**
You see, the Sabres are up north
for a practice exercise.
**[13:26] Noel**
*So why does that mean we have to go?*
**[13:31] Ninny**
You already know why.
**[13:33] Ninny**
It's because we're the
strongest Pipers out there.
**[13:37] Ninny**
The location is South Braxton.
**[13:41] Ninny**
* Noel, you have a coin that*
* goes directly there, don't you?*
**[13:44] Ninny**
Niiha!
**[13:46] Ninny**
We don't have time to get there with
a phonegate! Let's use the coingate!
**[13:50] Noel**
You seem awfully happy.
**[13:52] Ninny**
Of course I am.
**[13:53] Ninny**
This is my chance.
**[13:55] Ninny**
We're gonna save London,
make everyone take notice of us,
**[13:58] Ninny**
and I'm gonna be promoted to the Sabres!
**[14:15] Selby**
This way!
**[14:17] Balgo**
Ow!
**[14:19] Balgo**
Something's there!
Something's there, isn't it?!
**[14:23] Selby**
There sure is!
**[14:24] Selby**
I can't see it, but it's definitely nearby!
**[14:27] Selby**
H-Hang in there, Osushi!
**[14:29] Selby**
I'll protect you!
**[14:34] Selby**
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
**[14:43] Ninny**
There it is! The dark dragon!
**[14:47] Noel**
We were able to appear right
where the sensor indicated.
**[14:49] Ninny**
Of course we were.
**[14:51] Ninny**
But what the heck is this thing
doing in Front London?
**[14:55] Noel**
It is quite strange.
**[14:57] Noel**
How did it conceal itself until
it was able to get this large?
**[15:02] Osushi Dragon**
Noel...
**[15:04] Osushi Dragon**
Let me see... your panties!
**[15:10] Ninny**
Say what now?
**[15:11] Ninny**
Do you know what's going on?
**[15:13] Ninny**
It said your name, so, uh...
**[15:16] Noel**
Balgo!
**[15:17] Noel**
I know you're there, Balgo! Get out here!
**[15:21] Ninny**
Yup, you sure do.
**[15:23] Balgo**
Whoa!
**[15:24] Balgo**
N-N-Noel is...
**[15:27] Balgo**
She's flying?!
**[15:30] Noel**
Contact with a dragon carries
a 100-year sentence. Or worse...
**[15:33] Noel**
The death penalty!
**[15:33] Osushi Dragon**
Let me see... your panties!
**[15:36] Balgo**
Sh-She's super mad for some reason.
**[15:39] Balgo**
Oh, man! Her angry face is super cute, too!
**[15:43] Ninny**
Ah, I see. So this is the Front London
guy you keep talking about.
**[15:47] Noel**
I will obey the rules and kill him.
**[15:49] Ninny**
Now, hang on a sec.
**[15:51] Osushi Dragon**
Let me see... your panties!
**[15:52] Ninny**
Does that lump of fur
he's carrying look familiar?
**[15:55] Noel**
I think it's Osushi.
**[15:57] Ninny**
What's with the super-Japanese name?
**[16:00] Noel**
It's a puppy Balgo found.
He was very fond of it.
**[16:05] Ninny**
Must be a Disguiser.
**[16:07] Noel**
I've never heard of them.
**[16:09] Ninny**
They're dragons that use corpses as a
disguise and become what the body is.
**[16:14] Ninny**
They were everywhere
until about the 18th century,
**[16:16] Ninny**
but they cleaned up the city and
their numbers went down, I heard.
**[16:21] Balgo**
Hey! Noel!
**[16:23] Selby**
How can you act like that
when Osushi just died?
**[16:28] Balgo**
Osushi's not dead!
He's just a bit limper, that's all!
**[16:32] Selby**
He's not limper, he's totally flat!
That dragon chewed him open!
**[16:37] Balgo**
Dragon? Can you actually see something?
**[16:42] Ninny**
Safety first!
**[16:44] Ninny**
First, I'm gonna take those two in.
**[16:46] Ninny**
Niiha, you take care of the dark dragon!
**[16:49] Noel**
Will Balgo get the death penalty?
**[16:50] Niiha**
We don't get to decide that!
**[16:59] Osushi Dragon**
Let me see... your panties!
**[17:01] Ninny**
It's all right now. Just follow
my directions and get to safety!
**[17:07] Noel**
Wait, Ninny!
**[17:16] Noel**
Ninny!
**[17:23] Noel**
Osushi...
**[17:28] Ninny**
Damn it.
**[17:30] Selby**
Oh, come on. And I was so close, too.
**[17:34] Selby**
I was planning to kill you all
by ripping you apart, one by one.
**[17:39] Balgo**
Huh? Selby?
**[17:41] Selby**
Are you serious, Balgo?
Do I still look like Selby to you?
**[17:47] Balgo**
"Look like"?
**[17:48] Balgo**
I can only hear your voice.
**[17:51] Selby Dragon**
Hurry up and get out of here, Balgo.
**[17:53] Selby Dragon**
It's not like I want to kill you.
**[17:56] Selby Dragon**
I just want to eat a witch
so I can become immortal.
**[18:00] Ninny**
Sorry, but that's just a superstition.
**[18:03] Selby Dragon**
Well, I won't know if it's a
superstition or not until I eat you!
**[18:13] Ninny**
A bit late on the support there!
**[18:15] Noel**
I took care of the other thing,
so I'd say I was pretty fast.
**[18:22] Ninny**
So, two Disguisers, huh?
**[18:25] Ninny**
Who's the other guy?
**[18:26] Noel**
Selby. He's Balgo's childhood friend.
**[18:30] Noel**
When they were seven,
they were both almost hit by a train.
**[18:33] Noel**
Apparently, Selby tried to protect
Balgo and was badly injured.
**[18:37] (Flashback) Rescue Worker**
He's still alive!
**[18:40] Ninny**
That must've been when it started.
**[18:42] Ninny**
A dragon that's been in the city and
interacting with humans for that long...
**[18:48] Selby Dragon**
Bet you've never seen one before.
**[18:58] Noel**
Ninny!
**[19:16] Balgo**
A-Are you okay, Noel's friend?
**[19:20] Ninny**
What are you still doing here?
**[19:26] Ninny**
Stop asking someone covered in blood
stupid questions like, "Are you okay?"
**[19:30] Ninny**
and get the heck outta here!
**[19:32] Balgo**
S-Sorry. It's just, um...
**[19:36] Balgo**
I couldn't just abandon...
**[19:37] Selby Dragon**
Well, you should have...
**[19:42] Selby Dragon**
Balgo.
**[19:46] Selby Dragon**
I'm gonna eat her now.
**[19:50] Selby Dragon**
Leave her.
**[19:51] Selby Dragon**
Once I've eaten her and become immortal,
**[19:54] Selby Dragon**
I'm willing to let Niihashi go.
**[20:17] Balgo**
That hurts!
**[20:24] Balgo**
Whoa! Your face is scary!
**[20:26] Ninny**
You moron! What do you think you're doing?
**[20:28] Ninny**
You love Niiha, don't you?
**[20:31] Balgo**
What? You call Noel "Niiha"?
**[20:33] Balgo**
Wow, that's new and kinda exciting!
**[20:36] Ninny**
You're only feeling "excited"
'cause you're losing a lot of blood!
**[20:40] Selby Dragon**
What the hell are you doing, Balgo?
**[20:43] Selby Dragon**
Did you fall for this chick, too?
**[20:45] Selby Dragon**
Sorry, but you're gonna
have to give up on her.
**[20:47] Balgo**
No!
**[20:49] Balgo**
The one I can't abandon is you,
**[20:52] Balgo**
Selby!
**[20:55] Selby Dragon**
What are you talking about?
**[20:57] Selby Dragon**
Selby died protecting you
when he was seven.
**[21:00] Selby Dragon**
I just wore Selby's corpse and
acted like him this whole time.
**[21:06] Balgo**
So you traded places with him back then?
**[21:09] Balgo**
But after that, it's been you the
whole time, right? In that case...
**[21:14] Balgo**
You've been Selby way
longer than the real Selby!
**[21:19] Balgo**
I might just be dense,
but you were always kind.
**[21:24] Balgo**
I've always thought of you
as my best friend!
**[21:28] Balgo**
How am I supposed to abandon you when
you're saying you're gonna eat someone?!
**[21:34] Selby Dragon**
Seriously?
**[21:36] Selby Dragon**
If you can't understand what I'm saying...
**[21:39] Selby Dragon**
then die.
**[21:58] Balgo**
N-Noel?
**[22:01] Noel**
Balgo.
**[22:02] Balgo**
Y-Yes, ma'am?!
**[22:04] Noel**
Just now...
**[22:07] Noel**
You were actually slightly cool.
**[22:27] Noel**
I accept your feelings, Balgo.
**[22:38] Noel**
Absolute Dragon Shatter!
**[22:59] Balgo**
Huh?
**[23:00] Balgo**
No way.
**[23:04] Balgo**
Wasn't this building up to him being
spared because you were so moved?!
**[23:09] Ninny**
Was it? When?
**[23:12] Ninny**
Okay, that's a wrap.
**[23:14] Ninny**
We kill dark dragons. Those are the rules.
And our work here is done.
**[23:18] Ninny**
Good job.
**[23:22] Balgo**
What?!
**[23:30] Ninny**
What?!
**[23:32] Ninny**
What's the meaning of this?!
**[23:36] Billy**
Well, you know how Balgo was in
contact with a dragon for ten years?
**[23:40] Billy**
On top of that, he got bitten,
so he turned into a dragonclad.
**[23:45] Ninny**
So what?! I don't know what
a dragonclad or whatever is,
**[23:49] Ninny**
but shouldn't he be
getting the death penalty?!
**[23:52] Billy**
Too bad.
**[23:54] Billy**
Dragonclads are essentially dragons,
so we have to treat them as such.
**[24:01] Billy**
And so, we're going to
be keeping Balgo here.
**[24:05] Billy**
So good luck with that.
**[24:12] Ninny**
H-Hey, wait a minute, Billy!
**[24:14] Ninny**
Listen here...
**[24:15] Osushi**
Noel.
**[24:16] Ninny**
He's so fast! Where'd you go?
**[24:18] Osushi**
Let me see your panties.
**[24:21] Balgo**
Well, uh, you know...
**[24:24] Osushi**
Noel, let me see your panties!
**[24:28] Balgo**
I swear he just learned that on his own!
**[24:30] Balgo**
But y'know, we should be
focusing on how amazing Osushi is,
**[24:33] Balgo**
instead of the words he keeps saying!
They're really not that deep!
**[26:31] Noel**
Okay, okay. Line up, please.
**[26:36] Noel**
I'll make sure to give you all some.
**[26:46] Noel**
Thanks, Wordsworth.
**[26:59] Balgo**
You're still as cute as ever!
**[27:01] Balgo**
You'll get the Nobel Prize for
Cuteness ten years in a row!
**[27:05] Balgo**
Don't lick both... my nose and mouth...
at once... I can't breathe...
**[27:17] Noel**
Balgo.
**[27:18] Balgo**
Yes, ma'am! You called?
**[27:20] Noel**
Could you answer this for me?
**[27:25] Balgo**
Huh? Hey, it's Ninny!
Should I really be answering this?
**[27:33] Balgo**
Hell—
**[27:34] Ninny**
*Niiha!*
**[27:35] Ninny**
Why the heck are you on today's
Wing Bind Head Liners and I'm not?!
**[27:41] Ninny**
I definitely did most of the work!
**[27:44] Balgo**
* U-Um... I'm sorry.*
* I have no idea what you're talking about—*
**[27:48] Ninny**
* Hey! Why the heck are you*
* answering Niiha's phone?!*
**[27:52] Balgo**
No idea...
**[27:53] Ninny**
* Do you think you're super close now*
* just because it's her week to look after you?*
**[27:58] Ninny**
Who do you think you are?!
**[28:00] Ninny**
Only I'm allowed to answer
Niiha's phone without permission!
**[28:04] Balgo**
It seems like she's mad at me
now for some reason!
**[28:08] Noel**
That's why I had you answer my phone.
**[28:10] Noel**
Also, no one's allowed to answer
my phone without my permission.
**[28:18] Billy**
*Ninny, Noel, you around? It's your chief.*
**[28:22] Billy**
* There's an emergency, so I was*
* hoping you could head to the office.*
**[28:27] Noel**
No. It's Saturday.
**[28:30] Ninny**
Are you stupid?
I'm gonna hop in the shower.
**[28:34] Billy**
* Aw, too bad. This job was worth*
* five times the pay and points, too.*