BURN THE WITCH

Historically 72% of all the deaths in London are related to dragons, fantastical beings invisible to the majority of the people. While unknown to most, some people have been standing up to these dragons. Only inhabitants of Reverse London who live in the hidden “reverse” side of London can see the dragons. The protagonists of the story are witch duo Noel Niihashi and Ninny Spangcole. They are protection agents for Wing Bind. Their mission is to protect and manage the dragons within London on behalf of the people.

BURN THE WITCH

BURN THE WITCH

E1 - Witches Blow a New Pipe

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[00:14] Ninny
    Fairy tales are such bullshit.
[00:20] Ninny
    It's always some girl getting a spell cast
    on her that turns her into a princess,
[00:23] ninny
    getting to wear a pretty dress,
[00:25] Ninny
    pretending to choose some hot guy
    and being chosen herself...
[00:28] Ninny
    Not to mention, the spell randomly
    breaks in the middle of it all. Lame, right?
[00:30] Paparazzi A
    Here she comes!
[00:31] Papapazzi
    It's Ninny!
[00:33] ---
    Hi, Ninny!
[00:33] Ninny
    Yet, for some reason,
    every girl wants to be a princess.
[00:34] Paparazzi A
    Nice hoodie!
[00:36] Paparazzi A
    Is it true you broke up with TJ?
[00:36] Ninny
    Like, are you serious?
    The spell just breaks randomly.
[00:38] Paparazzi B
    We haven't seen you together for a while.
[00:40] Paparazzi C
    Did you find someone new?
[00:41] Ninny
    It was inevitable because
    you broke your promise?
[00:43] Paparazzi D
    Just give us a little something.
[00:43] Ninny
    Or time ran out, so what can you do?
[00:44] Paparazzi D
    I heard someone left the group.
[00:46] Ninny
    But you can do something.
[00:48] Paparazzi C
    What do you think about losing a member?
[00:49] Ninny
    You're all fools.
[00:50] Paparazzi E
    You didn't get along with Macy, did you?
[00:51] Ninny
    None of you know the real
    reason the spell breaks.
[00:52] Paparazzi E
    Was it always like that?
[00:53] Paparazzi B
    Is that the reason?
[00:56] Ninny
    So irritating.
[00:58] Paparazzi A
    Huh?
[01:04] Paparazzi A
    Hey, wait! Ninny!
[01:05] Paparazzi B
    What the hell was that insane flash?
[01:21] Paparazzi
    She went in there!
[01:25] Paparazzi A
    Huh?
[01:28] Paparazzi B
    She disappeared...
[01:30] Ninny
    If magic only works on fools,
[01:34] Ninny
    I'd rather be the one casting the spell.
[01:44] Noel
    The tip of my finger, the edge of my voice.
[01:47] Noel
    Revenger Joe's Iron Key.
[01:49] Noel
    Five locks, three chains, silence-sheathed.
[01:52] Noel
    A blast from the pipe to blind.
[02:02] Noel
    Please don't use magic!
[02:03] Noel
    Your magic will make your antlers... bloom...
[02:11] Noel
    Blue Spark!
[02:22] Ninny
    Magic Number 44: Flash Bumper!
[02:31] Ninny
    That was a close one.
[02:32] Ninny
    That's a bud buck, y'know.
[02:35] Ninny
    That's an A-rank harvest.
[02:37] Ninny
    What were you gonna do
    if I didn't make it in time?
[02:41] Noel
    I don't want to hear that from someone
    who shows up so appallingly late,
[02:45] Noel
    Ninny.
[02:48] Ninny
    I told you to stop calling me by my
    first name! I have seniority here,
SIGN    Ninny
    Spangcole
SIGN    Ninny
    Spangcole
SIGN    WB
SIGN    WB
SIGN    Ninny
    Spangcole
SIGN    Ninny
    Spangcole
SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN    Ninny
    Spangcole
SIGN    Ninny
    Spangcole
SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN    Ninny
    Spangcole
SIGN    Ninny
    Spangcole
SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN    Ninny
    Spangcole
SIGN    Ninny
    Spangcole
SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN    WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
[02:52] Ninny
    Niiha!
[02:55] Sign
    Noel
    Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
    Noel
    Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
    WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
    WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
    Noel
    Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
    Noel
    Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
    WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
    WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
    Noel
    Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
    Noel
    Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
    WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
    WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
    Noel
    Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
    Noel
    Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
    WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
    WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Noel
    If you start calling me "Noel,"
    I'll consider it, Ninny.
[02:55] Sign
    Noel
    Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
    Noel
    Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
    WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
    WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:59] Ninny
    Where do you get off casually making
    demands of your seniors like that?
[03:04] Nar
    Dragons: mythical creatures.
[03:09] Nar
    But in truth, they are neither
    mythical nor creatures.
[03:14] Nar
    Since time immemorial,
    72% of all deaths in London
[03:20] Nar
    have been caused by grotesque
    beings known as dragons.
[03:24] Nar
    That is why they are so prominently
    displayed on London's coat of arms.
[03:31] Nar
    Rampaging dragons cause
    great harm to humans.
[03:35] Nar
    In order to prevent that,
    the dragons must be monitored.
[03:40] Nar
    The citizens of Front London
    cannot see the dragons.
[03:46] Nar
    But there's also a Reverse London.
[03:51] Nar
    Only those who live on the reverse
    side of London can see the dragons.
[03:56] Sign
    Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
[03:56] Sign
    Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
[03:56] Sign
    Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
[03:57] Nar
    It inevitably fell to the people of Reverse
    London to take care of and manage the dragons.
[04:03] Sign
    Wing Bind Headquarters Building
[04:03] Sign
    Wing Bind Headquarters Building
[04:03] Sign
    Wing Bind Headquarters Building
[04:06] Ninny
    What the heck?!
[04:07] Ninny
    You guys still haven't fixed this from
    when that big guy wrecked it? Pathetic!
[04:12] Guy
    S-Sorry...
[04:15] Guy
    We were asked to get the monitor up first.
[04:19] Ninny
    And you! Why did you take on
    a two-person job by yourself?
[04:23] Noel
    Because you were late, Ninny.
[04:25] Ninny
    Most people would just wait!
[04:29] Noel
    If I took care of it on my own,
    I'd get the reward all to myself.
[04:33] Ninny
    I knew it!
[04:34] Ninny
    So that's what you're after.
[04:36] Noel
    You make plenty at your job in Front London,
[04:40] Noel
    so just exchange as much as you want.
[04:43] Ninny
    I have some pride, you know!
[04:46] Ninny
    And quit saying stuff like that.
[04:49] Noel
    Huh?
[04:51] Noel
    I lost achievement points.
[04:54] Noel
    But I plucked all the flowers that
    bloomed so they wouldn't find out.
[04:57] Ninny
    Yes! I got points!
[05:00] Noel
    But why?
[05:02] Ninny
    Because of my assist at the end, duh.
[05:06] Ninny
    That's the only reason our
    payload made it out safe.
[05:09] Guy
    So cute.
[05:11] Guy
    Cut it out.
[05:12] Guy
    They'll be pissed if they catch
    you sneaking photos again.
[05:15] Ninny
    Hey, wait a minute!
[05:17] Ninny
    Why are you plucking flowers
    off of bud bucks, anyway?!
[05:20] Noel
    Well, what was I supposed to do?
[05:23] Noel
    They go down in price if their
    flowers bloom before they're sold.
[05:27] Noel
    I did it for our client.
[05:30] Noel
    See? Isn't it pretty?
[05:32] Noel
    You can touch it if you like.
[05:35] Noel
    You can't have it, though.
[05:36] Ninny
    A-As if I'd want it!
[05:38] Osushi
    Let me see your panties!
[05:42] Osushi
    Let me see your panties!
[05:45] Balgo
    Hey! Osushi!
[05:49] Guy
    What's that thing?
[05:50] Guy
    Is it a dark dragon?
[05:52] Guy
    In the middle of the city?
[05:54] Guy
    No...
[05:55] Guy
    It's just Balgo.
[05:56] Guy
    Damn it. Not him again.
[05:57] Sign
    Balgo
    Parks
[05:57] Sign
    Balgo
    Parks
[05:57] Sign
    Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
    Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
    Balgo
    Parks
[05:57] Sign
    Balgo
    Parks
[05:57] Sign
    Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
    Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
    Balgo
    Parks
[05:57] Sign
    Balgo
    Parks
[05:57] Sign
    Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
    Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
    Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
    Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
    Balgo
    Parks
[05:57] Sign
    Balgo
    Parks
[05:57] Sign
    Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
    Human / Dragonclad
[05:59] Balgo
    Osushi! Calm down!
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:01] Sign
    Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
    Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:01] Sign
    Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
    Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:01] Sign
    Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
    Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:01] Sign
    Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
    Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:01] Sign
    Osushi
[06:04] Balgo
    You're a cutie! You're absolutely
    adorable, so please, calm down!
[06:11] Ninny
    Hey, it's Balgo and Osushi.
[06:13] Noel
    Indeed it is.
[06:15] Ninny
    So do something about them.
    You're in charge of them, aren't you?
[06:19] Noel
    We're in charge of them.
[06:22] Ninny
    He's your senior at school, isn't he?
[06:25] Noel
    I mean, it's probably fine.
[06:28] Noel
    Look. He's all smiles.
    Why don't we have some tea?
[06:33] Ninny
    I want a caffè latte.
[06:34] Noel
    I'll be glad to push the button,
    but you have to put the money in.
[06:38] Chief
    There's nothing "fine" about this!
[06:41] Chief
    At this rate, Balgo's going to die!
[06:44] Chief
    We've been tasked with keeping an eye
    on him, so I need you two to do your jobs!
[06:50] Ninny
    Getting us to keep tabs on dragonclads
[06:52] Ninny
    is basically HQ's way of making
    this nonsense our problem.
[06:58] Ninny
    It's not like we get paid
    or earn achievement points
[07:02] Ninny
    for keeping him out of trouble 24/7
[07:04] Ninny
    while we're on the job.
[07:07] Chief
    So we're back to that.
[07:09] Chief
    I figured you might say that...
[07:12] Chief
    So I talked to some of the higher-ups
[07:14] Chief
    and got you girls some extra money
    and achievement points for this.
[07:19] Ninny
    Say what?!
[07:22] Ninny
    All right, fine. Let's do this!
[07:26] Ninny
    Let's go, Niiha!
[07:28] Ninny
    You're doing this for the money.
[07:30] Ninny
    I'm doing it for merit.
[07:32] Ninny
    But just so we don't sound completely
    awful, we're doing it for society!
[07:40] Chief
    Could you maybe shout the
    "doing it for society" part first?
[07:51] Guy
    What the...
[07:52] Balgo
    Osushi!
[07:56] Lady
    Well, if you say so, Daddy...
[08:00] Balgo
    You're such a good doggie, Osushi!
[08:04] Random lady
    It sure is noisy over there.
[08:07] Jimmy
    Yeah. Maybe there's a dragon on the loose.
[08:11] Random lady
    Don't even joke about that.
    Make sure it's spick and span up there.
[08:15] Jimmy
    Yes, ma'am.
[08:19] Balgo
    Wait!
[08:24] Jimmy
    Balgo, you idiot!
[08:27] Jimmy
    Don't come over here!
[08:33] Random lady
    Goodness, that chimney
    sweep's really going at it.
[08:37] Balgo
    Sorry! I'm really sorry!
[08:40] Balgo
    Are you hurt?
[08:44] Jimmy
    You moron!
[08:45] Jimmy
    I'm not hurt!
[08:47] Jimmy
    I just don't wanna get arrested for
    violating the dragon contact law!
[08:52] Jimmy
    Wing Bind HQ is right over there!
[09:03] Balgo
    Noel!
[09:05] Balgo
    You saved me!
[09:07] Ninny
    I'm the one who saved you, you dumbass.
[09:10] Noel
    There, there. Please calm down, Osushi.
[09:18] Noel
    Osushi's calm now.
[09:20] Ninny
    What did you do to the poor thing, anyway?
[09:23] Balgo
    Nothing. I was just taking Osushi for a walk.
[09:26] Jimmy
    Uh... Thank you, witches.
[09:30] Jimmy
    So, um... about that chimney...
[09:34] Noel
    Your dragon insurance should cover it.
[09:38] Noel
    More importantly...
[09:39] Noel
    Did you come into contact with the dragon?
[09:42] Jimmy
    N-No! Not at all!
[09:45] Ninny
    Niiha, run the test.
[09:47] Noel
    Right.
[09:50] Noel
    Please lick this.
[09:52] Balgo
    Um... What happens if
    someone touches a dragon?
[09:58] Noel
    For the protection of both
    dragons and humans,
[10:01] Noel
    the Dragon Contact Prohibition
    Law was passed in 1609.
[10:06] Noel
    Violators face 100 years in prison.
[10:08] Noel
    Or...
[10:11] Ninny
    They get executed.
[10:12] Balgo
    What?
[10:16] Noel
    It's within the normal range.
[10:18] ---
    Huh.
[10:21] Balgo
    Thank goodness!
[10:23] Ninny
    This is all your fault!
[10:24] Balgo
    I'm sorry!
[10:26] Ninny
    Who do you think... caused...
    this mess... in the first place... huh?!
[10:27] Ninny
    Who do you think... caused...
    this mess... in the first place... huh?!
[10:28] Balgo
    Ow!
[10:28] Ninny
    Who do you think... caused...
    this mess... in the first place... huh?!
[10:30] Ninny
    Who do you think... caused...
    this mess... in the first place... huh?!
[10:30] Balgo
    Ouch!
[10:31] Ninny
    Who do you think... caused...
    this mess... in the first place... huh?!
[10:32] Ninny
    Also, why don't you put a muzzle
    on Osushi when you go out?!
[10:36] Ninny
    You're the only civilian who can
    touch Osushi and not get locked up,
[10:39] Ninny
    because you're a dragonclad!
[10:41] Ninny
    Do you realize that?!
[10:44] Balgo
    But I did put one on!
[10:45] Balgo
    It just got ripped off when Osushi suddenly
    sprouted wings while we were walking!
[10:51] Noel
    Did Osushi really grow wings
    without anything triggering it?
[10:54] Balgo
    Y-Yes!
[10:56] Noel
    Where did it happen?
[10:58] Balgo
    Huh? Where?
[11:01] Noel
    Please try to remember.
[11:04] Noel
    Osushi's wings usually appear
[11:07] Noel
    when you try to bark like Osushi,
[11:11] Noel
    or when you sneeze,
[11:13] Noel
    or when you start cracking up...
[11:16] Ninny
    So all the time, then.
[11:18] Noel
    Or...
[11:20] Noel
    when you're in danger, Balgo.
[11:31] Noel
    It would appear that, as a dragonclad,
[11:33] Noel
    you aggressively attract
     dragons toward you.
[11:37] Noel
    For now, I need you to take Osushi and get
    somewhere where there aren't many people.
[11:43] Noel
    Ninny, the barrier tape.
[11:45] Ninny
    On it!
[11:50] Ninny
    So what now?
[11:54] Noel
    Magic Number 04: Stun Ball.
[12:07] Ninny
    Wait! What was the point of the barrier tape?!
[12:10] Noel
    Just in case.
[12:12] Noel
    Oh, Chief.
[12:13] Noel
    We've subdued a dragon,
    so if we could get a bonus...
[12:18] Ninny
    Dragon insurance!
[12:22] Noel
    No, that's not our fault.
[12:27] Noel
    Please stop whining. It's quite pathetic.
[12:29] Chief
    So you don't know what kind of dragon it is?
[12:33] Noel
    Correct.
[12:35] Noel
    It's the first time I've seen one like it,
    so I don't know what kind it is.
[12:40] Noel
    It was rather worked up,
    so I stunned it to shut it up.
[12:45] Ninny
    Niiha!
[13:04] Ninny
    It just went lights out.
[13:12] Ninny
    It's coming!
[13:14] Ninny
    We need to get it away from here!
[13:16] Noel
    I know.
[13:28] Ninny
    All right, this should be good—
[13:31] Ninny
    Oh, come on. You're making
     this really difficult to call in.
[13:34] Noel
    Ninny, in front of you!
[13:51] Ninny
    Chief.
[13:52] Ninny
    Rutherford Street. We need
    an emergency dragon blockade.
[13:56] Ninny
    We've got a dark dragon.
[14:10] Guy
    What the...
[14:10] Lady
    What's that sound?
[14:19] Broadcast
    This is a notice from BBC Reverse London.
[14:24] Broadcast
    Due to a dark dragon alert,
[14:27] Broadcast
    Rutherford Street is now
    under a dragon blockade.
[14:31] Broadcast
    Anyone in the vicinity should
    seek shelter immediately.
[14:37] Broadcast
    Wing Bind has the situation under control.
[14:40] Ninny
    You know what always gets me?
[14:42] Ninny
    Doesn't it just piss you off when they say,
    "Wing Bind has the situation under control"?
[14:47] Noel
    No, because it's our job.
[14:50] Ninny
    That's not what I mean!
[14:52] Ninny
    I'd be fine with it if we said it ourselves,
[14:54] Ninny
    but why's the BBC announcing it?
[14:58] Noel
    Chief, the dragon blockade is set up,
    so it's time we switched out with the Sabres—
[15:04] Chief
    Uh, hello? Noel? Hello—
[15:07] Noel
    What do you think you're doing?
[15:10] Ninny
    That's my line. You were really going
    to let the Sabres take all the credit?
[15:18] Ninny
    This is our chance to show
    HR how powerful we are.
[15:23] Noel
    Our duty as Pipers is to take dragons
    to pasture and harvest from them.
[15:27] Noel
    We don't need to be powerful—
[15:27] Ninny
    Like I said before...
[15:32] Ninny
    I want to join the Sabres!
[15:38] Noel
    Well, personally, I don't.
[15:54] Ninny
    I hit it.
[15:56] Ninny
    Whoa...
[15:58] Ninny
    Magic Number 28: Rainy Wheel!
[16:13] Balgo
    Help...
[16:17] Noel
    Balgo.
[16:23] Noel
    Leave this to me.
[16:27] Noel
    Magic Number 75: Gatling Crown!
[16:37] Bruno
    Hey. This is a huge deal.
[16:40] Sign
    Wing Bind Supreme Powers That Be
[16:40] Sign
    Wing Bind Supreme Powers That Be
[16:40] Sign
    Top of Horns
[16:41] Bruno
    How many years has it been?
[16:42] Bruno
    It's been a century!
[16:43] Roy
    Ninety-six years, to be precise.
[16:46] Bruno
    That's basically a century!
[16:49] Bruno
    A whole century since the last time we let
    a dark dragon get into Reverse London!
[16:55] Bruno
    If this isn't a catastrophe, what the hell is?!
[16:58] Bruno
    Could you show up for once?!
[17:01] Bruno
    Stop chewing gum!
[17:03] Bruno
    You guys seriously have nothin' to say?
[17:06] Bruno
    Am I the only one upset here? Huh?!
[17:09] Roy
    I'm pretty sure I spoke.
[17:13] Bruno
    Anyway, my point is, letting this
    Balgo guy run around is the problem.
[17:21] Bruno
    What do you say, Old Man Wolfy?
[17:25] Wolfgang
    He has been the topic of countless
    discussions within our squad
[17:30] Wolfgang
    in the month since he became a dragonclad.
[17:35] Wolfgang
    This situation occurred
    due to our own negligence.
[17:38] Wolfgang
    We cannot simply ignore it.
[17:43] Wolfgang
    We will proceed with the plan to eliminate
    the dragonclad known as Balgo Parks.

BURN THE WITCH

E2 - Ghillie Suit / She Makes Me Special

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[00:14] Host
    Macy Baljure abruptly left
    Cecile Die Twice last week,
[00:19] Host
    but there's been no word of a press
    conference about her departure.
[00:23] Tim
    Maybe she was shocked that the new
    member replacing her was a CG character.
[00:28] Host
    That's not exactly correct, Tim.
[00:30] Host
    They're not CG characters.
    They're called Vumans.
[00:34] Host
    Now, let's talk about this video
    that was leaked the other day.
[00:41] Ninny
    So irritating.
[00:43] Host
    That was the moment the group's
    leader, Ninny, denounced Macy!
[00:47] Tim
    Wait, "leaked"? This is from a reputable
    source. It was on the Realist's website.
[00:53] Host
    We're talking about the Realist's here.
[00:55] Host
    It's basically gossip.
[01:01] Macy
    Thank you, Elly.
[01:04] Macy
    You got mad on my behalf.
[01:07] Macy
    All for me... Thank you.
[01:14] Ninny
    Illegally rearing dragons?
[01:17] Chief
    Apparently so.
[01:19] Chief
    We got a tip that someone's doing just
    that in Reverse London's west district.
[01:23] Ninny
    That's huge if it's actually true.
[01:26] Ninny
    But why did we get stuck with it?
[01:28] Chief
    Well, I mean...
[01:32] Chief
    Our job is to rear and take care of dragons.
[01:34] Chief
    I guess illegally reared dragons count, too.
[01:38] Ninny
    Seriously? That seems like a reach to me.
[01:41] Chief
    Count yourself lucky. That "reach"
    is putting money in your pocket.
[01:49] Chief
    Hey! Come on, now. You did that on purpose.
[01:52] Ninny
    Whoopsie. Did I do that?
[01:55] Balgo
    Hey, it looks like all that stuff you
    did yesterday didn't make the paper.
[02:00] Balgo
    Even though you saved the
    city from a dark dragon...
[02:04] Noel
    Well, you're reading the
    Front London articles.
[02:08] Noel
    Here are the Reverse London articles.
[02:14] Balgo
    Wow, that's amazing! It's you, Noel!
[02:17] Balgo
    Man, you look so cool!
[02:19] Ninny
    Uh, hello? I worked my butt off, too.
[02:22] Chief
    Ah, found it! This is what I was looking for.
[02:26] Chief
    Whoa, that was close.
    I almost forgot to mention...
[02:30] Chief
    The order came with an additional request.
[02:39] Ninny
    Why the heck do we have to bring you along?
[02:42] Noel
    Well, it's like the chief said.
[02:45] Noel
    Since Balgo draws dragons toward him,
[02:47] Noel
    he's perfect for helping us find them.
[02:51] Ninny
    I know that! I was in the room, too.
[02:54] Noel
    Then why are you so mad?
[02:56] Ninny
    I'm not mad because I didn't know!
[02:58] Ninny
    I'm mad because I have doubts
    about this whole thing!
[03:01] Ninny
    If you drew the short straw and had to look
    after the class frog, you'd be pissed, right?
[03:05] Ninny
    Even if you still did it.
[03:07] Ninny
    That's why I'm mad right now!
[03:10] Noel
    Balgo, she seems to have an issue with you.
    Don't you have anything to say back?
[03:14] Balgo
    Yup!
[03:16] Balgo
    I'm so happy that whatever's going on
    with my body will help you out, Noel.
[03:22] Balgo
    And if my arms just happen to slide up
    a little, they'll brush against your boobs.
[03:27] Balgo
    Just the thought of getting to feel
    the warm aura of your boobs...
[03:31] Balgo
    I-I'm so blessed!
[03:36] Noel
    You do realize that if I drop you right now,
    you'll probably die, right?
[03:40] Balgo
    Huh?
[03:47] Noel
    Oh, right. I have something to give you, Balgo.
[03:51] Noel
    Here you go.
[03:52] Noel
    This is a Piper's mantle and pipe.
[03:55] Noel
    You'll be working with us, so the chief
    wanted you to at least look the part.
[04:03] Ninny
    Look the part? Could that
    pipe look any more fake?
[04:09] Ninny
    You sure look happy. You wanted
    to wear one of those that badly?
[04:10] Balgo
    Osushi!
[04:13] Balgo
    Of course I did!
[04:15] Balgo
    I mean, wearing the same thing as Noel...
[04:18] Balgo
    It feels like Noel's holding me...
[04:21] Balgo
    It's awesome!
[04:24] Ninny
    Gross!
[04:27] Ninny
    Well? We're in the west district now.
    Do you feel anything?
[04:31] Balgo
    Like what?
[04:33] Ninny
    You know! Like the presence of an
    illegally reared dragon or whatever!
[04:37] Balgo
    Oh, come on. That's impossible.
[04:40] Balgo
    I just naturally attract dragons.
[04:43] Balgo
    I don't have any special ability that
    lets me communicate with them.
[04:47] Balgo
    I—
[04:47] Ninny
    Then why the hell are you
    even here?! Get lost!
[04:56] Balgo
    An explosion! That's pretty major, isn't it?
[05:01] Ninny
    Looks like it.
[05:02] Balgo
    "Looks like it"? Aren't you going down there?
[05:05] Ninny
    It's out of our jurisdiction. Dealing
    with terrorists is the police's job.
[05:10] Noel
    Let's go. It might be a dragon.
[05:13] Balgo
    Well said, Noel.
[05:16] Noel
    Even if it's not a dragon,
    we'll probably get points for going.
[05:20] Ninny
    Tch. Oh, fine.
[05:22] Ninny
    I just have to go there, right? That's it?
[05:32] Noel
    This is the Realist's building.
[05:34] Ninny
    You could see that from where we were.
    That's why I didn't want to come here.
[05:39] Balgo
    The Realist's? You mean the tabloid?
[05:43] Balgo
    Huh...
[05:45] Balgo
    They did a piece on you the other day.
[05:45] Mob
    Ninny!
[05:47] Ninny
    They talk about me, like, three times
    a week. Which time do you mean?
[05:51] Balgo
    It had a video of you saying
    something like, "So irritating."
[05:56] Balgo
    It made you sound like you were calling
    Macy irritating after she left the group,
[05:59] Balgo
    like you hated her and stuff.
[06:01] Ninny
    Oh, that? So that's how they spun it.
[06:06] Noel
    It doesn't look like anyone's inside.
[06:08] Ninny
    Well, it is a Saturday. Not every
    company treats its workers as bad as ours.
[06:17] Ninny
    Marshal!
[06:23] Balgo
    Ninny?
[06:25] Noel
    I'm going after her.
[06:26] Balgo
    I'll come, too!
[06:28] Noel
    It's dangerous, so please
    keep your distance, Balgo.
[06:31] Balgo
    What?!
[06:47] Ninny
    So it was you I saw up here.
[06:51] Macy
    What...
[06:52] Macy
    are you doing here, Nina?
[06:55] Ninny
    That's my line.
[06:57] Ninny
    What are you doing in Reverse London...
[07:02] Ninny
    Macy?
[07:04] Macy
    This company wrote a really mean article.
[07:08] Macy
    It said you hated me.
[07:11] Ninny
    No, I mean... This is the
    Realist's Reverse London HQ.
[07:16] Ninny
    It was the Realist's in Front
    London who wrote that article.
[07:19] Ninny
    Ugh, seriously!
[07:21] Macy
    This company always writes articles
    that make you look like a bad person.
[07:28] Macy
    That's why I came here to destroy them.
[07:30] Ninny
    But honestly, I'm used to this
    kinda stuff, so it's fine!
[07:34] Ninny
    Wait...
[07:35] Ninny
    What did you just say?
[07:37] Ninny
    Did you cause that explosion?
[07:41] Macy
    No.
[07:43] Macy
    It wasn't me.
[07:46] Macy
    This little one did it for me.
[07:48] Ninny
    A dragon...
[07:50] Ninny
    And it's already grown that big?
[07:53] Ninny
    Macy... Let me take it.
[07:57] Macy
    She's not an "it." Her name is Elly.
[08:02] Ninny
    There's no way you'd know this
    since you're not from Reverse London,
[08:07] Ninny
    but contact with a dragon is a felony.
[08:10] Ninny
    As long as I keep my mouth
    shut about this, you'll be fine,
[08:13] Ninny
    so please... just let me take it.
[08:15] Macy
    No.
[08:16] Ninny
    I'm saying this for your sake!
[08:18] Ninny
    If they find out, you're gonna die!
[08:20] Macy
    The one who taught me never
    to trust anyone who says,
[08:25] Macy
    "I'm saying this for your sake"...
[08:28] Macy
    was you, Nina!
[08:36] Macy
    Elly?
[08:39] Noel
    You don't look very happy
    considering we found our dragon.
[08:43] Ninny
    If I was happy after finding out
    someone I knew was behind it,
[08:46] Ninny
    I'd be a psycho.
[08:49] Noel
    Are you Macy Baljure?
[08:52] Noel
    I'm sorry. You don't look like how
    I'd pictured you, so I wasn't sure.
[08:59] Macy
    Who the hell are you?!
[09:03] Macy
    Why are you talking like
    you're Nina's best friend?!
[09:08] Macy
    I will murder you!
[09:11] Ninny
    She's in love with me, you see.
[09:14] Ninny
    She always gets like this any
    time a girl is friendly with me.
[09:18] Noel
    Wait... was I being friendly with you?
[09:23] Macy
    Where the hell did you go?!
[09:24] Ninny
    Anyway, the direct approach
     won't work when she's like that.
[09:25] Macy
    Get out here, you balloon-titted skank!
[09:28] Ninny
    I'll go in from the roof.
    You keep her distracted from there!
[09:32] Noel
    Ninny, wait!
[09:38] Noel
    Ninny!
[09:44] Bruno
    Whoops.
[09:45] Bruno
    She flew further than I expected.
[10:01] Squire
    What are you doing, Banx Jr.?
[10:05] Squire
    What brings you to the Crown Council?
[10:08] Chief
    Oh, uh, I was just taking a little stroll...
[10:13] Squire
    Don't lie to me.
[10:15] Squire
    You probably realized your
    subordinates were in trouble.
[10:18] Chief
    Huh? Did something happen to them?
[10:23] Squire
    It appears I overestimated you.
[10:29] Squire
    Given that you're their superior, I thought
    it would be wrong not to inform you.
[10:35] Squire
    Last night at 22:00, an order for the
    elimination of Balgo Parks was issued.
[10:41] Squire
    While it hasn't been carried out yet,
[10:44] Squire
    I hear Bangnyfe is already on the move.
[10:48] Squire
    I'm sure you know how he works.
[10:50] Squire
    At least watch out for your subordinates.
[10:54] Squire
    Let's go, Arkvine.
[10:56] Arkvine
    Yes, ma'am.
[11:02] Chief
    Well, this ain't good.
[11:07] Bruno
    She's not dead, is she?
[11:09] Bruno
    I'm gonna have to write up a report if she is.
[11:13] Noel
    You're...
[11:15] Bruno
    Looks like you know who I am.
[11:17] Bruno
    Guess that's no surprise.
[11:19] Bruno
    But I know who you are, too.
[11:23] Noel
    I'm sorry, who are you?
[11:24] Bruno
    What?!
[11:26] Ninny
    Bruno... Bangnyfe.
[11:31] Ninny
    He's one of the Top of Horns...
[11:33] Ninny
    And the director of the Inks.
[11:37] Ninny
    What the hell is he doing here?
[11:40] Bruno
    Well, at least she knows who I am.
[11:43] Bruno
    You've got some nerve,
    pissing me off like that.
[11:45] Bruno
    But whatever.
[11:48] Bruno
    It's me. Set up an emergency dragon
    blockade at Penfront Street.
[11:52] Bruno
    Get rid of all the bystanders
    except for the Wing Bind employee.
[11:58] Bruno
    You'll be able to tell who the Wing Bind
    employee is from his Piper's mantle.
[12:16] Bruno
    Detain that Wing Bind
    employee when you find him.
[12:20] Bruno
    He's the one behind the
    dragon terrorist attack.
[12:26] Ninny
    So that means...
[12:28] Ninny
    You're the one who ordered the
    chief to give him that mantle.
[12:32] Bruno
    Makes sense, doesn't it?
[12:35] Bruno
    A dragonclad with dragon
    powers decides to attack
[12:38] Bruno
    the tabloid office that
    made a joke at his expense.
[12:43] Bruno
    Not that I really care if
    it makes sense or not.
[12:48] Ninny
    You're messed up...
[12:49] Noel
    Does that mean you framed Balgo?
[12:52] Noel
    What good will come of that?
[12:54] Bruno
    Oh, plenty of good will come of it.
[12:56] Bruno
    At 22:00 last night,
    a punitive dragon designation
[12:59] Bruno
    and elimination order for
    Balgo Parks was issued.
[13:02] Bruno
    In just a few hours,
    there'll be a bounty on his head.
[13:06] Bruno
    And whoever takes him out will go down
    in Reverse London's history forever.
[13:14] Bruno
    I'll be taking him in for now.
[13:17] Bruno
    And as soon as the order goes into effect,
[13:19] Bruno
    I'll kill him on the spot.
[13:22] Bruno
    Don't even try crying or negotiating.
[13:24] Bruno
    I'm still working under the
    Dragon Contact Prohibition Law.
[13:27] Bruno
    I said it before, but I don't plan
    on taking you two out, as well...
[13:32] Bruno
    As long as you stay out of my way, that is.
[13:35] Noel
    Bruno.
[13:37] Bruno
    Huh?
[13:39] Noel
    You have the worst dye job I've ever seen.
[13:41] Bruno
    The hell did you just say?!
[13:43] Bruno
    I'll kill you!
[13:46] Ninny
    Niiha!
[13:47] Noel
    Yes? I don't think I did anything
    worthy of being scolded.
[13:51] Ninny
    No!
[13:53] Ninny
    I was gonna compliment
    you and say "good job"!
[13:56] Noel
    It didn't exactly warrant
    a compliment, either.
[14:00] Bruno
    I was trying to be nice
    'cause you're just lackeys,
[14:04] Bruno
    but you just had to get cocky...
[14:06] Bruno
    This is definitely gonna be
    an "accident on the job."
[14:09] Bruno
    Guess I don't mind writing
    up those reports after all!
[14:13] Bruno
    What're you doing, damn it?!
[14:15] Bruno
    You're not coming at me?!
[14:20] Bruno
    You dumbasses! Look up!
[14:22] Bruno
    Put up a shield!
[14:29] Balgo
    Magic?
[14:35] Balgo
    N-Noel? You came to rescue me?
[14:40] Noel
    Well... I can't deny that you were
    rescued as a result of my actions.
[14:44] Balgo
    Awesome!
[14:46] Balgo
    Though I have no idea
    what I've gotten myself into!
[14:49] Balgo
    Go me!
[14:52] Bruno
    Damn it!
[14:57] Ninny
    I have a question for you.
[15:01] Bruno
    This isn't how that usually works, but I guess
    that's how you Pipers learn to operate.
[15:06] Ninny
    Are you the one who brought
    Macy to Reverse London?
[15:10] Ninny
    Why does she have a dragon with her?
[15:13] Bruno
    Couldn't just keep it to one question,
    you stupid little brat?
[15:18] Bruno
    That's right. I scouted her
    and brought her here.
[15:22] Bruno
    She'd found a baby dragon in
    Front London and was raising it.
[15:28] Bruno
    I'm sure you wanted to pin
    that dragon on me, too,
[15:31] Bruno
    but it wasn't my doing.
[15:33] Bruno
    That woman is one of those rare people
    born in Front London who just happens
[15:37] Bruno
    to possess a high amount of mana.
[15:40] Bruno
    She's a Watcher.
[15:46] Ninny
    Macy's... a Watcher?
[15:50] Bruno
    She would've ended up in
    Reverse London sooner or later.
[15:53] Bruno
    Just like you and Noel Niihashi did...
[15:57] Bruno
    Right?!
[16:00] Bruno
    Don't be so on edge when
    you're holding your Witch Kit.
[16:03] Bruno
    What if it accidentally goes off?
[16:08] Bruno
    The hell?!
[16:15] Macy
    Nina!
[16:17] Ninny
    Marshal!
[16:23] ---
    D-Don't!
[16:26] Macy
    Nina, let go!
[16:29] Ninny
    Just stay calm. I'll take you
    back to somewhere safe!
[16:40] Macy
    Elly!
[16:47] Bruno
    Balgo Parks.
[16:49] Bruno
    Macy Baljure.
[16:51] Bruno
    You're seriously taking those
    two and trying to run from me?
[16:55] Bruno
    Rickenbacker!
[17:08] Bruno
    Talk about naïve.
[17:18] Ninny
    Oh, come on. Stop crying already!
[17:21] Macy
    But I left Elly behind...
[17:25] Ninny
    I already told you we can't
    take the damn dragon with us!
[17:28] Ninny
    They're harmful to normal people!
[17:30] Macy
    But...
[17:33] Ninny
    Would you stop your whining?!
    This is exactly what I hate about you.
[17:37] Macy
    I knew it, Nina!
[17:38] Macy
    You really do hate me!
[17:43] Ninny
    For crying out loud...
[17:44] Ninny
    Why are you so irritating?!
[17:49] Noel
    For the time being, we should be safe here.
[17:53] Noel
    I've set up a Cloth, so they
    shouldn't be able to find us.
[17:59] Ninny
    Macy, what happened?
[18:04] Macy
    You knew I didn't like
    being in the group, right?
[18:10] Ninny
    Yeah, I knew.
[18:12] Macy
    I'm just tall, look all right in makeup,
    and happen to be a good dancer.
[18:15] Macy
    So they gave me cool clothes to wear
    and put all this cool makeup on my face,
[18:19] Macy
    and I ended up as this cool icon...
[18:23] Ninny
    I know. That's why you quit, right?
[18:26] Macy
    No, if that's all it was,
    I would've quit a long time ago.
[18:31] Macy
    But I didn't quit... because you were there.
[18:35] Macy
    And if I quit, I'd become a nobody.
[18:38] ---
    But...
[18:46] Macy
    I found that little one two months ago.
[18:54] Macy
    She looked just like the dragons
    I'd seen in picture books and cartoons.
[18:59] Macy
    Apparently, no one else could see her.
    So I thought I was imagining things.
[19:08] Macy
    But then she started drinking water,
    so I figured she must be alive.
[19:18] Macy
    I gave her some food, and she ate that, too.
[19:21] Macy
    I gave her lots of different stuff to eat, but
    she seemed to like fruits and veggies the best.
[19:26] Macy
    She didn't go to the bathroom,
    but she just kept getting bigger.
[19:31] Macy
    She started looking more
    and more like a dragon.
[19:37] Macy
    A dragon only I could see.
[19:40] Macy
    I suddenly felt like I was special.
[19:45] Macy
    I know our songs did really well, and you
    and the other girls were amazing on stage,
[19:51] Macy
    but I was the only one
    who wasn't myself up there.
[19:57] Macy
    And yet, I had nothing.
[20:01] Macy
    I'm sure no one even noticed me up there.
[20:09] Macy
    But that all changed when I found Elly.
[20:13] Macy
    It felt like Elly gave me some kind of power.
[20:17] Macy
    I felt like she'd take me somewhere special.
[20:24] Macy
    Then he... Bruno came
    to my place late last night.
[20:32] Macy
    He told me he needed me and my dragon.
[20:35] Macy
    I finally felt like my time had come!
[20:37] Macy
    I was finally going to be
    taken somewhere special!
[20:42] Macy
    Nina, I—
[20:50] Bruno
    Yo.
[20:52] Bruno
    You guys done saying your final goodbyes?

BURN THE WITCH

E3 - If a lion could speak, we couldn't understand

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[00:15] Bruno
    Yo.
[00:17] Bruno
    You guys done saying your final goodbyes?
[00:30] Bruno
    Property damage, aggravated assault,
    unlawful use of Witch Kits...
[00:37] Bruno
    I could pin a whole bunch
    of other offenses on you,
[00:40] Bruno
    but we'll put all that aside for now.
[00:43] Bruno
    Take a look at this.
[00:49] Bruno
    Balgo Parks has now been officially
    designated a punitive dragon.
[00:54] Bruno
    From this moment on,
[00:55] Bruno
    every witch and wizard in Reverse
    London will be coming for his head.
[01:02] Balgo
    Huh? People are gonna be coming after me?
[01:04] Balgo
    Why, though?
[01:05] Balgo
    I don't see where this is going...
[01:08] Bruno
    Really? You guys haven't told him anything?
[01:12] Bruno
    Then again, I guess not telling a guy
    on borrowed time that he's about to die...
[01:17] Bruno
    might be the most merciful thing you can do!
[01:21] Balgo
    Wow. Both your face and
    your words are terrifying.
[01:25] Noel
    Ninny, I'm going to shoot
    Spark on the count of three,
[01:28] Noel
    so let's split up.
[01:29] Ninny
    Okay.
[01:31] Noel
    Would you rather take Balgo or Macy?
[01:34] Ninny
    Do you really need to ask that?
[01:38] Bruno
    I dunno what you two are discussing,
[01:40] Bruno
    but since everyone in Reverse
    London is gonna be hunting him,
[01:43] Bruno
    where the hell d'you think you can hide?
[01:46] Macy
    E-Excuse me...
[01:48] Macy
    Bruno...
[01:51] Macy
    I just heard Elly. She's getting closer.
[02:01] Macy
    Elly!
[02:03] Bruno
    So you followed us, huh?
[02:09] Bruno
    Too bad, though...
[02:10] Bruno
    I don't need you anymore.
[02:17] Bruno
    Huh?!
[02:18] Noel
    She disappeared?
[02:20] Ninny
    Come to think of it, when I first saw her,
[02:23] Ninny
    it looked like she just
    appeared out of the darkness...
[02:27] Ninny
    But no.
[02:28] Ninny
    She was actually invisible!
[02:30] Bruno
    I don't have time for this shit!
    She used Stealth Scale?!
[02:34] Bruno
    That's not something
    just any dragon can use!
[03:23] Macy
    Elly?
[03:42] Ninny
    What the heck? Her size
    and shape totally changed!
[03:48] Noel
    She must've molted in the moonlight.
[03:50] Ninny
    Wait, what? But that means—
[03:52] Bruno
    Yeah, exactly.
[03:56] Bruno
    Using Stealth Scale,
    molting in the moonlight...
[03:59] Bruno
    And... she's got six talons.
[04:03] Bruno
    Yeah, there's no doubt about it. That one...
[04:07] Bruno
    is a Märchen.
[04:10] Balgo
    Wh-What's a Märchen?
[04:13] Noel
    One of the seven dragons named
    after fairy tales that have
[04:16] Noel
    been around since the
    founding of Reverse London.
[04:20] Noel
    Snow White, Red Dress, Golden Axe,
[04:25] Noel
    Bubbles, Sugar House, Band of Animals...
[04:30] Noel
    And...
[04:32] Noel
    The one it is said only becomes a full-fledged
    dragon by molting in the moonlight...
[04:37] Noel
    Cinderella.
[04:39] Macy
    Cinderella?
[04:43] Noel
    It got its name due to the fact
    it only matures at night,
[04:48] Noel
    and because it scatters a dust
    called Star Ash when it gets agitated.
[04:53] Noel
    And everything the dust touches...
[05:04] Noels
    becomes enveloped in light.
    That's what the encyclopedia says.
[05:09] Ninny
    Why are you being all poetic?!
    They're clearly bombs!
[05:14] Bruno
    Balgo Parks!
[05:15] Balgo
    Y-Yes?!
[05:17] Bruno
    I'll hold off on killing you for now.
[05:21] Bruno
    The Märchens... The dark dragons' ancestors.
[05:24] Bruno
    Designated wicked dragons that are
    permanently authorized for elimination.
[05:27] Bruno
    Hypothetical enemies of mankind.
[05:30] Bruno
    Never thought I'd see one with my own eyes...
[05:35] Bruno
    I'm tingling with excitement.
[05:37] Ninny
    Hang on a second! You're
    planning to fight that thing?
[05:40] Bruno
    Don't be stupid. I'm not gonna fight it.
[05:43] Bruno
    I'm gonna kill it.
[05:45] Bruno
    There's no better way to
    make a name for myself.
[05:48] Bruno
    Don't get in my way, you little shits.
[05:50] Bruno
    Think you can manage with
    just three, Rickenbacker?
[05:55] Bruno
    That's my boy.
[05:59] Bruno
    Let's do this!
[06:02] Ninny
    He seriously went over there.
[06:06] Ninny
    Niiha, let's go for a frontal attack.
    We'll call HQ for reinforcements.
[06:10] Noel
    No.
[06:11] Ninny
    What?!
[06:12] Ninny
    What are you even saying?!
[06:15] Noel
    Balgo's punitive dragon
    designation hasn't been lifted.
[06:18] Noel
    If we request reinforcements,
    Balgo will be killed.
[06:22] Ninny
    W-Well, yeah... But this is an
    emergency, so maybe HQ won't...
[06:34] Ninny
    What the hell? Are those
    Star Ash things alive?!
[06:36] Noel
    I have no idea!
[06:38] Ninny
    What did your encyclopedia say?!
[06:40] Noel
    That dragon's called a Märchen.
[06:43] Noel
    The only information in
    the encyclopedia is legends.
[06:59] Bruno
    Release code: 0575.
[07:02] Bruno
    Unlock!
[07:04] Bruno
    Come!
[07:05] Bruno
    Hunger Shadow!
[07:14] Bruno
    Tear into it!
[07:26] Bruno
    Hunger Shadow couldn't
    even draw a drop of blood?
[07:34] Bruno
    Yo. 'Bout time you little shits showed up.
[07:38] Bruno
    What happened to the other two?
    Did you leave them somewhere safe?
[07:42] Ninny
    Where would you actually consider "safe"?
[07:45] Noel
    We just left them over there.
[07:47] Noel
    Honestly, anywhere's safer than up here.
[07:50] Bruno
    You're tellin' me.
[07:53] Bruno
    Back me up, you two!
[07:56] Bruno
    We can kill Cinderella if we
    break her crown-like horns.
[08:01] Noel
    Are you sure that's not just a legend?
[08:04] Bruno
    We're fighting a literal fairy tale here!
[08:06] Bruno
    What else do we have to go on?
[08:10] Bruno
    If I can nail that thing with your help,
    your reps will skyrocket, too.
[08:15] Bruno
    After that, I might consider
    getting you into the Inks.
[08:18] Ninny
    Yeah, I'm pretty sure...
[08:20] Noel
    ...we never asked for that.
[08:29] Bruno
    You guys really piss me off. You know that?
[08:33] Ninny
    Niiha, we'll circle around it
    so it doesn't notice us.
[08:37] Noel
    Understood.
[08:42] Ninny
    No way! It already figured us out!
[08:46] Ninny
    We're breaking through, Marshal!
[09:01] Ninny
    High into the starry road,
    to the ends of the night,
[09:04] Ninny
    White Alva in formation.
[09:06] Noel
    Leeds wreathe, light right,
[09:09] Noel
    look heavenward, for there lies your end.
[09:12] Both
    Magic Number 68: Supernal Jail!
[09:29] Bruno
    Good job, brats!
[09:31] Bruno
    Release code: 2028.
[09:34] Bruno
    Unlock!
[09:35] Bruno
    Come!
[09:36] Bruno
    Greedy Curtain!
[09:40] Bruno
    Once this thing envelops you,
    it ain't gonna you out.
[09:43] Bruno
    You try to explode in there, and the
    explosion will kill you, Cinderella!
[09:55] Balgo
    She self-destructed?!
[09:56] Macy
    Elly!
[10:00] Balgo
    They're falling!
[10:02] Balgo
    I've got you! I've got you! I've got—
[10:08] Balgo
    I'm sorry, Noel!
[10:09] Macy
    Nina!
[10:15] Bruno
    Shit. That thing's still alive.
[10:18] Bruno
    Guess your own blasts can't kill you.
[10:22] Bruno
    You damn monster.
[10:28] Noel
    I guess she's not going to self-destruct.
[10:31] Ninny
    No fair. She's way too OP.
[10:33] Balgo
    Y-You okay, Noel?
[10:36] Noel
    I'm just peachy.
[10:48] Bruno
    The hell?
[10:51] Bruno
    Where's it going?
[10:53] Ninny
    Ow...
[10:59] Noel
    Cinderella's heading this way!
[11:01] Noel
    Shield!
[11:04] Ninny
    Why are you heading over here?
[11:06] Ninny
    Get mad at that guy, not us!
[11:08] Balgo
    Ooh, that's a cool spell!
[11:10] Macy
    Wait!
[11:13] Macy
    She might be coming to see me.
[11:15] Macy
    Is there really no other
    option than to kill her?
[11:18] Ninny
    Are you seriously still saying that, Macy?
[11:20] Noel
    Ninny, concentrate!
[11:28] Macy
    Nina!
[11:30] Balgo
    Owie...
[11:38] Macy
    Wait...
[11:40] Macy
    Please stop this, Elly!
[11:42] Macy
    Don't you recognize me?!
[11:51] Macy
    Elly...
[11:57] Ninny
    Get back!
[12:05] Ninny
    This is why I'm telling you it's impossible.
[12:09] Ninny
    No matter how much you love them,
[12:12] Ninny
    there are times you just
    can't get through to them.
[12:16] Ninny
    How long are you going to keep this up?
[12:20] Ninny
    She'll give you strength?
    She'll take you somewhere special?
[12:27] Ninny
    You're not in a damn fairy tale.
[12:30] Macy
    Nina...
[12:32] Ninny
    Fairy tales are such bullshit.
[12:37] Ninny
    What's the point when the spell
    breaks in the middle of it all?
[12:40] Ninny
    It was inevitable because
    you broke your promise?
[12:43] Ninny
    Or time ran out, so what can you do?
[12:46] Ninny
    Inevitable, my ass!
[12:48] Ninny
    It's all so stupid!
[12:51] Ninny
    You and everyone else have no
    idea why the spell really breaks.
[12:57] Ninny
    The reason the spell breaks so randomly...
[13:00] Ninny
    is because it wasn't your own doing.
[13:04] Ninny
    Macy, we're supposed to be
    the ones casting the spells.
[13:14] Noel
    It's coming back, Ninny.
[13:15] Ninny
    Okay! Let's do this!
[13:18] Balgo
    Noel! Is there anything I can do to help?
[13:21] Noel
    Absolutely not.
[13:22] Noel
    Just hold on to that pipe we gave
    you and go cower in the corner.
[13:26] Balgo
    You didn't sugarcoat that at all!
[13:30] Ninny
    If you understand, get going!
    Don't you dare let Osushi get hurt!
[13:34] Balgo
    Okay, okay, I get it!
[13:36] Balgo
    Let's stay put, Osushi.
[13:50] Balgo
    What's this thing?
[13:50] Both
    We'd like to know that ourselves!
[13:52] Ninny
    No, seriously! What the hell's with that sword?
[13:55] Noel
    Did that come from the
    pipe we gave you? But how?
[13:59] Bruno
    There she is, Rickenbacker!
[14:06] Bruno
    Something's off...
[14:07] Ninny
    Hey, how'd you do that?
[14:09] Balgo
    I have no idea!
[14:10] ---
    Lemme see!
[14:14] Noel
    Cinderella stopped moving?
[14:37] Chief
    Good grief. Hopefully that settles that.
[14:55] Ninny
    What?!
[14:57] Ninny
    How'd we get zero earnings after all that?!
[15:01] Chief
    But it's not zero.
[15:03] Chief
    See? It's right here.
[15:05] Ninny
    Five points and five scale
    pounds is basically zero.
[15:09] Ninny
    We took down a legendary
    dragon and that's all we get?
[15:12] Ninny
    Of course we're not okay with that!
[15:14] Chief
    It's a miracle you're not in negative
    numbers after all that destruction.
[15:18] Chief
    Honestly, it's impressive.
[15:20] Chief
    And anyway, it says here that
    Director Bangnyfe dealt the final blow.
[15:26] Ninny
    Huh?! What the hell?!
[15:28] Ninny
    He didn't do it, either!
[15:31] Chief
    If he didn't do it "either," that means
    you two also didn't do it, correct?
[15:36] Chief
    So there you have it.
[15:39] Chief
    Patchworks is collecting and
    preserving Cinderella's corpse.
[15:42] Chief
    And, oh yeah...
[15:44] Chief
    Come on in.
[15:50] Ninny
    Macy? What the hell?!
[15:53] Ninny
    Don't tell me we're taking in another one!
[15:55] Chief
    Wow, you're pretty sharp!
[15:58] Chief
    You got it. We determined
    she's a light case of a dragonclad,
[16:04] Chief
    so we'll be taking her in.
[16:08] Chief
    Won't that be fun?
[16:10] Ninny
    No one asked for your opinion!
[16:15] Macy
    We're going to have so much fun, Nina!
[16:19] Noel
    Excuse me.
[16:21] Noel
    What's going to happen to Balgo?
[16:24] Chief
    Oh, right.
[16:27] Wolfgang
    A motion to release Balgo Parks
    from his punitive dragon status?
[16:33] Wolfgang
    You're the last person I expected this from.
[16:36] Wolfgang
    According to our investigation,
[16:40] Wolfgang
    Balgo Parks had an encounter
    with Macy Baljure two months ago.
[16:45] Wolfgang
    And if that was the trigger that
    caused Cinderella to appear,
[16:51] Wolfgang
    that's more than enough
    reason to keep him alive...
[16:55] Wolfgang
    If he's really going to be the key to
    exterminating all of the Märchens.
[17:05] Guy
    Did you read the Cinderella damage report?
[17:07] Guy
    Sure did.
[17:09] Guy
    It's absolutely insane.
[17:10] Guy
    Good morning!
[17:12] Guy
    Good morning, Director Squire!
[17:16] Squire
    I have to ask...
[17:18] Squire
    When did this area become a storage space?
[17:22] Guy
    We're terribly sorry!
    We'll move them immediately!
[17:25] Guy
    Come on, hurry up!
[17:26] Guy
    Yeah.
[17:40] Squire
    That Junior...
[17:42] Squire
    I guess I'm glad I wasn't
    mistaken about you...
[17:46] Squire
    Son of a hero.
[17:51] Balgo
    Osushi!
[17:53] Balgo
    You're as cute as ever! Yes, you are!
[17:55] Balgo
    You're so cute, you're set for life!
[18:00] Balgo
    Welcome back, Noel!
[18:02] Balgo
    The chief just came by and
    took back the mantle and pipe.
[18:07] Balgo
    I guess I didn't get to keep them after all.
[18:09] Balgo
    Too bad.
[18:12] Balgo
    Uh, Noel? Huh?
[18:23] Balgo
    Did something bad happen?
[18:27] Noel
    No.
[18:29] Balgo
    Well, did something good happen, then?
[18:34] Noel
    Yes.
[18:37] Balgo
    Well, glad to hear it,
[18:39] Balgo
    Noel!
[18:43] Osushi
    Show me your panties!
[18:50] Osushi
    Noel!
[18:53] Osushi
    Show me your panties!
[18:57] Guy
    That's it, that's it.
[19:00] Guy
    Okay, right there.
[19:02] Ninny
    Jeez... They finally fixed that stupid thing.
[19:06] Sign
    "Soul Society West Branch"
[19:17] Noel
    Please wait, Balgo.
[19:20] Noel
    I'm going to shut Osushi up forever.

BURN THE WITCH #0.8

BURN THE WITCH #0.8

E1 - Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover

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[00:17] Male Student A
    He shoots! He scores! That's 2-1!
[00:22] Male Student B
    I wanna score a goal like that.
[00:24] Male Student A
    Hey, look. A girl from South Braxton High.
[00:28] Male Student A
    Their uniforms are sexy as hell.
[00:30] Male Student B
    In what way? It's all black.
[00:33] Male Student A
    That's what's great about it!
[00:35] Male Student A
    You just don't get it, man.
[00:37] Noel
    I like uniforms.
[00:38] Noel
    When I'm in uniform, I don't need
    to prove who I am to anyone.
[01:07] Balgo
    You fell for it, Noel!
[01:10] Balgo
    That's my precious Osushi!
[01:13] Balgo
    Today's the day I'm gonna see—
[01:19] Balgo
    ...those panties!
[01:24] Noel
    So you were finally able
    to complete your sentence,
[01:27] Noel
    Balgo.
[01:29] Balgo
    Yeah. Your attention to detail is amazing.
[01:33] Balgo
    I love that about you, too—
[01:36] Balgo
    C'mon, seriously! That was dangerous!
    That would've actually hit anyone else!
[01:39] Noel
    No, it wouldn't have. I threw it
    with no intention of hitting you.
[01:48] Balgo
    Don't underestimate me, Noel.
[01:50] Balgo
    If you think you're dealing
    with the same ol' Balgo, you're—
[01:56] Balgo
    ...completely wrong.
[02:03] Noel
    Why don't we find you a more suitable owner?
[02:16] Noel
    Noel Niihashi, reporting for duty.
[02:32] Balgo
    Noel?
[02:38] Rando
    It's Ninny!
[02:40] Rando
    Ninny! Can I get your autograph?
[02:41] Rando
    Me, too!
[02:42] Ninny
    Sure.
[02:44] Ninny
    Here.
[02:45] Rando
    Shake my hand, Ninny!
[02:46] Rando
    Mine, too!
[03:05] Ninny
    Hey, clear the way.
[03:06] Ninny
    Come on. Move it.
[03:10] Ninny
    You're late! A whole crowd
    showed up because of you, Niiha!
[03:14] Noel
    Sorry. The usual gentleman
    in Front London held me up.
[03:19] Noel
    Could it be that you were worried
    and waited here for me, Ninny?
[03:24] Ninny
    Huh?!
[03:24] Ninny
    O-Of course not.
[03:25] Rando
    Ninny!
[03:27] Ninny
    Part of being an idol is—
[03:28] Rando
    Ninny!
[03:28] Rando
    Me next!
[03:31] Rando child
    Can I get a selfie with you?
[03:32] Ninny
    ...giving fanservice to my fans.
[03:34] Ninny
    It's time.
[03:36] Noel
    Hey, Ninny—
[03:37] Rando
    Hey, wasn't I next?
[03:38] Rando
    Can I get a selfie?
[03:39] Rando
    We're taking a shortcut
     'cause you were late.
[03:39] Ninny
    Wait, Ninny!
[03:41] Ninny
    And I keep telling you not
    to call me by my first name.
[03:44] Rando
    Do I need to remind you
    that I have seniority?
[03:47] Noel
    Then will you start
    calling me "Noel," Ninny?
[03:51] Noel
    I prefer my first name.
[03:54] Ninny
    Well, "Niiha" is cuter, so deal with it.
[03:57] Ninny
    Not to mention, "Noel" is a guy's name.
[04:00] Noel
    In Japan, it's a girl's name.
[04:02] Noel
    Didn't you know that?
[04:05] Ninny
    Would you stop acting Japanese?
    You've never even been to Japan.
[04:14] Ninny
    Aw, crap.
[04:17] Ninny
    Hi-yah!
[04:21] Ninny
    Made it.
[04:24] Noel
    Though we forced our way in.
[04:25] Ninny
    It's fine. The important thing is we made it.
[04:28] Conductor
    Uh, if I could see your tickets, please...
[04:30] Ninny
    You should be more grateful
    for your senior's kindness.
[04:38] Noel
    Thank you very much...
[04:40] Noel
    Ninny.
[04:43] Ninny
    Stop calling me that!
[05:51] Sign
    Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
     Wing Bind Headquarters Building
[05:56] Billy
    Thank you for reporting for work.
[06:00] Sign
    WB Pipers Chief
[06:00] Sign
    WB Pipers Chief
[06:00] Sign
    WB Pipers Chief
[06:00] Sign
    Billy Banx Jr.
[06:00] Sign
    Billy Banx Jr.
[06:02] Ninny
    So? Where are we going today?
[06:04] Sign
    WB Pipers 2nd Umbrella
[06:04] Sign
    WB Pipers 2nd Umbrella
[06:04] Sign
    Ninny
[06:04] Sign
    Ninny
[06:04] Sign
    Spangcole
[06:04] Sign
    Spangcole
[06:06] Billy
    Ninebrook Pastures. It's a lot of fun there.
[06:09] Ninny
    The other day, you said a place that
    was crawling with bugs was fun, too.
[06:13] Ninny
    I'm pretty sure your "fun" gauge is busted!
[06:17] Billy
    What are you talking about?
[06:18] Billy
    I'm sure you would've had a blast
    if you were a frog, Ninny.
[06:22] Ninny
    Well, that hypothetical is not the reality!
[06:25] Noel
    Let's get going. No matter how much you
    yell about it, our destination won't change.
[06:30] Sign
    WB Pipers 1st Umbrella
[06:30] Sign
    WB Pipers 1st Umbrella
[06:30] Sign
    Noel
[06:30] Sign
    Noel
[06:30] Sign
    Niihashi
[06:30] Sign
    Niihashi
[06:34] Ninny
    Oh, fine. Let's go get us
     some work experience!
[06:42] Billy
    Have fun!
[06:53] Balgo
    Noel...
[07:05] Balgo
    I wanna see... your panties.
[07:07] Selby
    Wait! What the hell was that flashback for?!
[07:10] Balgo
    Well, you just said
    I imagined Noel disappearing!
[07:13] Selby
    Because you did.
[07:16] Selby
    "She disappeared to Reverse London"?
     C'mon, dude, that's just a fairy tale.
[07:20] Selby
    Most people stop believing in that
     before even Santa Claus.
[07:24] Balgo
    Whatever. Let's just stop talking about it.
[07:28] Balgo
    Now, let's start talking
    about Noel's panties!
[07:31] Selby
    You're even more delusional now.
[07:33] Balgo
    It's not a delusion. It's my dream!
[07:35] Selby
    There's no point in sugarcoating it.
[07:38] Selby
    It's just wishful thinking.
     Wake up already.
[07:42] Balgo
    What was that?
[07:44] Balgo
    Bark at him, Osushi!
[07:47] Selby
    So cuh-yoooot!
[07:49] Selby
    Wait, that's not the point here.
[07:52] Selby
    Think about it, dude. You're failing here
    'cause you keep mentioning her panties.
[07:58] Balgo
    You mean you don't want to see panties?
[08:01] Selby
    That's also not the point.
[08:04] Selby
    I'm telling you to become
    friends with her first.
[08:09] Balgo
    I'm having a hard time because
    I haven't been able to do that.
[08:14] Selby
    Well, I only met her for,
    like, a second last time.
[08:18] Selby
    Let's all go see her next time.
[08:21] Balgo
    You're after her, too, aren't you?
[08:23] Selby
    Huh?
[08:24] Balgo
    You're after her, too!
[08:26] Balgo
    N-o-e-l!
[08:28] Selby
    Of course I'm not! I'm trying to help out
    the buddy I've known since I was a kid...
[08:35] Selby
    But I mean, if she happens to
    have a cute friend or something,
[08:38] Selby
    she could introduce me, maybe.
[08:42] Balgo
    I knew it. I figured you
    had some ulterior motive.
[08:46] Selby
    I saved your life, remember?
[08:49] Selby
    If I hadn't saved you back when we were
    seven, you wouldn't be here right now.
[08:54] Selby
    Man, that really hurt back then.
[09:14] Ninny
    Talk about the boonies.
[09:16] Noel
    I think it's lovely here. It's very peaceful.
[09:21] Ninny
    Nope, nope, nope!
[09:23] Ninny
    I wanna hurry up and climb the ladder, join
    the Sabres, and protect the city of London!
[09:28] Ninny
    Don't you feel the same?
[09:29] Noel
    I'm fine with how things are now.
[09:31] Noel
    This suits me quite well.
[09:33] Man A
    Hey!
[09:37] Man A
    Are you the witches from Wing Bind?
[09:40] Noel
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
     I'm 1st Umbrella Niihashi.
[09:44] Noel
    This is 2nd Umbrella Spangcole.
[09:46] Ninny
    Uh, hello? Don't introduce me
     like I'm your junior!
[09:50] Man A
    Well, aren't you a couple
    of adorable witches?
[09:53] Man A
    Sorry this is so sudden, but I'd like
    some help with a Rank-A harvest today.
[10:00] Ninny
    In Japan, don't you...
[10:02] Ninny
    kill all dragons, no questions asked?
[10:04] Ninny
    I mean, I guess this is less barbaric, but...
[10:07] Noel
    I wouldn't know. I was born in London.
[10:10] Ninny
    Why don't you know?!
    Act Japanese for once!
[10:14] Ninny
    But what I'm saying is...
[10:17] Ninny
    there's no reason we should have to go
    through this... just to get some grapes...
[10:22] Ninny
    for some damn champagne!
[10:24] Noel
    What else can we do?
[10:26] Noel
    If a civilian were to
    touch a dragon directly...
[10:29] Noel
    Worst case, they'd get the death penalty.
[10:32] Noel
    When dragons make contact with humans,
[10:34] Noel
    they absorb all of their negative emotions,
     and turn into dark dragons.
[10:40] Noel
    We witches exist to be a bridge
    between humans and dragons.
[10:45] Noel
    Please stop yapping and
    just hurry up and climb.
[10:48] Ninny
    Where do you get off talking
    to your senior like that?
[10:52] Ninny
    And how the heck are you not out of breath?
[11:00] Ninny
    That reeks!
[11:02] Ninny
    Where the heck are these grapes
    supposed to be, anyway?
[11:08] Noel
    Inside their nostrils.
[11:12] Ninny
    Seriously? This is the worst.
[11:14] Ninny
    I wanna get promoted already!
[11:17] Noel
    Yes, yes.
[11:20] Selby
    Well? Find anything?
[11:22] Balgo
    That's so weird.
[11:27] Balgo
    I could've sworn she went
    into this telephone booth.
[11:31] Selby
    I'm telling you, you dreamed it.
[11:34] Selby
    Or rather, it was a delusion.
[11:36] Balgo
    I'm telling the truth.
[11:38] Balgo
    When I came to, this thing had been replaced
     by a manhole or something with "WB" on it.
[11:43] Selby
    "WB"?
[11:45] Balgo
    Yeah.
[11:47] Balgo
    If it was Reverse London,
     it should've been "RL."
[11:55] Selby
    Let's head back.
[11:57] Selby
    It's almost time to feed Osushi.
[12:00] Selby
    It suits you way more to just be
     in a daze thinking about panties.
[12:05] Balgo
    Y-You moron!
[12:06] Balgo
    I'm still thinking about panties
    even at this very moment!
[12:24] Balgo
    Ow...
[12:28] Balgo
    Osushi!
[12:34] Balgo
    O-Osushi?
[12:49] Ninny
    Your ringtone...
[12:50] Ninny
    That's the Dragon Ball recap music!
[12:53] Ninny
    You're totally acting Japanese!
[12:55] Noel
    Hello. Niihashi here.
[12:57] Billy
    Oh, thank goodness you answered.
[12:59] Billy
    I have a favor to ask.
[13:02] Billy
    Could you wrap up that harvest job
    and do an extermination job instead?
[13:08] Noel
    No. I'm hanging up now.
[13:10] Billy
    You're joking, right? Don't hang up!
    At least let me explain!
[13:13] Ninny
    Who is it?
[13:14] Noel
    Chief must be half asleep.
    He's asking us to do an extermination job.
[13:18] Ninny
    Huh?!
[13:19] Billy
    I can hear you.
[13:21] Billy
    You see, the Sabres are up north
    for a practice exercise.
[13:26] Noel
    So why does that mean we have to go?
[13:31] Ninny
    You already know why.
[13:33] Ninny
    It's because we're the
    strongest Pipers out there.
[13:37] Ninny
    The location is South Braxton.
[13:41] Ninny
    Noel, you have a coin that
    goes directly there, don't you?
[13:44] Ninny
    Niiha!
[13:46] Ninny
    We don't have time to get there with
     a phonegate! Let's use the coingate!
[13:50] Noel
    You seem awfully happy.
[13:52] Ninny
    Of course I am.
[13:53] Ninny
    This is my chance.
[13:55] Ninny
    We're gonna save London,
    make everyone take notice of us,
[13:58] Ninny
    and I'm gonna be promoted to the Sabres!
[14:15] Selby
    This way!
[14:17] Balgo
    Ow!
[14:19] Balgo
    Something's there!
    Something's there, isn't it?!
[14:23] Selby
    There sure is!
[14:24] Selby
    I can't see it, but it's definitely nearby!
[14:27] Selby
    H-Hang in there, Osushi!
[14:29] Selby
    I'll protect you!
[14:34] Selby
    It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
[14:43] Ninny
    There it is! The dark dragon!
[14:47] Noel
    We were able to appear right
    where the sensor indicated.
[14:49] Ninny
    Of course we were.
[14:51] Ninny
    But what the heck is this thing
    doing in Front London?
[14:55] Noel
    It is quite strange.
[14:57] Noel
    How did it conceal itself until
    it was able to get this large?
[15:02] Osushi Dragon
    Noel...
[15:04] Osushi Dragon
    Let me see... your panties!
[15:10] Ninny
    Say what now?
[15:11] Ninny
    Do you know what's going on?
[15:13] Ninny
    It said your name, so, uh...
[15:16] Noel
    Balgo!
[15:17] Noel
    I know you're there, Balgo! Get out here!
[15:21] Ninny
    Yup, you sure do.
[15:23] Balgo
    Whoa!
[15:24] Balgo
    N-N-Noel is...
[15:27] Balgo
    She's flying?!
[15:30] Noel
    Contact with a dragon carries
    a 100-year sentence. Or worse...
[15:33] Noel
    The death penalty!
[15:33] Osushi Dragon
    Let me see... your panties!
[15:36] Balgo
    Sh-She's super mad for some reason.
[15:39] Balgo
    Oh, man! Her angry face is super cute, too!
[15:43] Ninny
    Ah, I see. So this is the Front London
     guy you keep talking about.
[15:47] Noel
    I will obey the rules and kill him.
[15:49] Ninny
    Now, hang on a sec.
[15:51] Osushi Dragon
    Let me see... your panties!
[15:52] Ninny
    Does that lump of fur
    he's carrying look familiar?
[15:55] Noel
    I think it's Osushi.
[15:57] Ninny
    What's with the super-Japanese name?
[16:00] Noel
    It's a puppy Balgo found.
    He was very fond of it.
[16:05] Ninny
    Must be a Disguiser.
[16:07] Noel
    I've never heard of them.
[16:09] Ninny
    They're dragons that use corpses as a
    disguise and become what the body is.
[16:14] Ninny
    They were everywhere
    until about the 18th century,
[16:16] Ninny
    but they cleaned up the city and
     their numbers went down, I heard.
[16:21] Balgo
    Hey! Noel!
[16:23] Selby
    How can you act like that
     when Osushi just died?
[16:28] Balgo
    Osushi's not dead!
    He's just a bit limper, that's all!
[16:32] Selby
    He's not limper, he's totally flat!
    That dragon chewed him open!
[16:37] Balgo
    Dragon? Can you actually see something?
[16:42] Ninny
    Safety first!
[16:44] Ninny
    First, I'm gonna take those two in.
[16:46] Ninny
    Niiha, you take care of the dark dragon!
[16:49] Noel
    Will Balgo get the death penalty?
[16:50] Niiha
    We don't get to decide that!
[16:59] Osushi Dragon
    Let me see... your panties!
[17:01] Ninny
    It's all right now. Just follow
    my directions and get to safety!
[17:07] Noel
    Wait, Ninny!
[17:16] Noel
    Ninny!
[17:23] Noel
    Osushi...
[17:28] Ninny
    Damn it.
[17:30] Selby
    Oh, come on. And I was so close, too.
[17:34] Selby
    I was planning to kill you all
     by ripping you apart, one by one.
[17:39] Balgo
    Huh? Selby?
[17:41] Selby
    Are you serious, Balgo?
    Do I still look like Selby to you?
[17:47] Balgo
    "Look like"?
[17:48] Balgo
    I can only hear your voice.
[17:51] Selby Dragon
    Hurry up and get out of here, Balgo.
[17:53] Selby Dragon
    It's not like I want to kill you.
[17:56] Selby Dragon
    I just want to eat a witch
    so I can become immortal.
[18:00] Ninny
    Sorry, but that's just a superstition.
[18:03] Selby Dragon
    Well, I won't know if it's a
    superstition or not until I eat you!
[18:13] Ninny
    A bit late on the support there!
[18:15] Noel
    I took care of the other thing,
    so I'd say I was pretty fast.
[18:22] Ninny
    So, two Disguisers, huh?
[18:25] Ninny
    Who's the other guy?
[18:26] Noel
    Selby. He's Balgo's childhood friend.
[18:30] Noel
    When they were seven,
    they were both almost hit by a train.
[18:33] Noel
    Apparently, Selby tried to protect
    Balgo and was badly injured.
[18:37] (Flashback) Rescue Worker
    He's still alive!
[18:40] Ninny
    That must've been when it started.
[18:42] Ninny
    A dragon that's been in the city and
    interacting with humans for that long...
[18:48] Selby Dragon
    Bet you've never seen one before.
[18:58] Noel
    Ninny!
[19:16] Balgo
    A-Are you okay, Noel's friend?
[19:20] Ninny
    What are you still doing here?
[19:26] Ninny
    Stop asking someone covered in blood
    stupid questions like, "Are you okay?"
[19:30] Ninny
    and get the heck outta here!
[19:32] Balgo
    S-Sorry. It's just, um...
[19:36] Balgo
    I couldn't just abandon...
[19:37] Selby Dragon
    Well, you should have...
[19:42] Selby Dragon
    Balgo.
[19:46] Selby Dragon
    I'm gonna eat her now.
[19:50] Selby Dragon
    Leave her.
[19:51] Selby Dragon
    Once I've eaten her and become immortal,
[19:54] Selby Dragon
    I'm willing to let Niihashi go.
[20:17] Balgo
    That hurts!
[20:24] Balgo
    Whoa! Your face is scary!
[20:26] Ninny
    You moron! What do you think you're doing?
[20:28] Ninny
    You love Niiha, don't you?
[20:31] Balgo
    What? You call Noel "Niiha"?
[20:33] Balgo
    Wow, that's new and kinda exciting!
[20:36] Ninny
    You're only feeling "excited"
    'cause you're losing a lot of blood!
[20:40] Selby Dragon
    What the hell are you doing, Balgo?
[20:43] Selby Dragon
    Did you fall for this chick, too?
[20:45] Selby Dragon
    Sorry, but you're gonna
    have to give up on her.
[20:47] Balgo
    No!
[20:49] Balgo
    The one I can't abandon is you,
[20:52] Balgo
    Selby!
[20:55] Selby Dragon
    What are you talking about?
[20:57] Selby Dragon
    Selby died protecting you
     when he was seven.
[21:00] Selby Dragon
    I just wore Selby's corpse and
    acted like him this whole time.
[21:06] Balgo
    So you traded places with him back then?
[21:09] Balgo
    But after that, it's been you the
    whole time, right? In that case...
[21:14] Balgo
    You've been Selby way
    longer than the real Selby!
[21:19] Balgo
    I might just be dense,
    but you were always kind.
[21:24] Balgo
    I've always thought of you
     as my best friend!
[21:28] Balgo
    How am I supposed to abandon you when
    you're saying you're gonna eat someone?!
[21:34] Selby Dragon
    Seriously?
[21:36] Selby Dragon
    If you can't understand what I'm saying...
[21:39] Selby Dragon
    then die.
[21:58] Balgo
    N-Noel?
[22:01] Noel
    Balgo.
[22:02] Balgo
    Y-Yes, ma'am?!
[22:04] Noel
    Just now...
[22:07] Noel
    You were actually slightly cool.
[22:27] Noel
    I accept your feelings, Balgo.
[22:38] Noel
    Absolute Dragon Shatter!
[22:59] Balgo
    Huh?
[23:00] Balgo
    No way.
[23:04] Balgo
    Wasn't this building up to him being
     spared because you were so moved?!
[23:09] Ninny
    Was it? When?
[23:12] Ninny
    Okay, that's a wrap.
[23:14] Ninny
    We kill dark dragons. Those are the rules.
     And our work here is done.
[23:18] Ninny
    Good job.
[23:22] Balgo
    What?!
[23:30] Ninny
    What?!
[23:32] Ninny
    What's the meaning of this?!
[23:36] Billy
    Well, you know how Balgo was in
    contact with a dragon for ten years?
[23:40] Billy
    On top of that, he got bitten,
    so he turned into a dragonclad.
[23:45] Ninny
    So what?! I don't know what
    a dragonclad or whatever is,
[23:49] Ninny
    but shouldn't he be
    getting the death penalty?!
[23:52] Billy
    Too bad.
[23:54] Billy
    Dragonclads are essentially dragons,
    so we have to treat them as such.
[24:01] Billy
    And so, we're going to
    be keeping Balgo here.
[24:05] Billy
    So good luck with that.
[24:12] Ninny
    H-Hey, wait a minute, Billy!
[24:14] Ninny
    Listen here...
[24:15] Osushi
    Noel.
[24:16] Ninny
    He's so fast! Where'd you go?
[24:18] Osushi
    Let me see your panties.
[24:21] Balgo
    Well, uh, you know...
[24:24] Osushi
    Noel, let me see your panties!
[24:28] Balgo
    I swear he just learned that on his own!
[24:30] Balgo
    But y'know, we should be
    focusing on how amazing Osushi is,
[24:33] Balgo
    instead of the words he keeps saying!
    They're really not that deep!
[26:31] Noel
    Okay, okay. Line up, please.
[26:36] Noel
    I'll make sure to give you all some.
[26:46] Noel
    Thanks, Wordsworth.
[26:59] Balgo
    You're still as cute as ever!
[27:01] Balgo
    You'll get the Nobel Prize for
     Cuteness ten years in a row!
[27:05] Balgo
    Don't lick both... my nose and mouth...
    at once... I can't breathe...
[27:17] Noel
    Balgo.
[27:18] Balgo
    Yes, ma'am! You called?
[27:20] Noel
    Could you answer this for me?
[27:25] Balgo
    Huh? Hey, it's Ninny!
    Should I really be answering this?
[27:33] Balgo
    Hell—
[27:34] Ninny
    Niiha!
[27:35] Ninny
    Why the heck are you on today's
    Wing Bind Head Liners and I'm not?!
[27:41] Ninny
    I definitely did most of the work!
[27:44] Balgo
    U-Um... I'm sorry.
    I have no idea what you're talking about—
[27:48] Ninny
    Hey! Why the heck are you
    answering Niiha's phone?!
[27:52] Balgo
    No idea...
[27:53] Ninny
    Do you think you're super close now
    just because it's her week to look after you?
[27:58] Ninny
    Who do you think you are?!
[28:00] Ninny
    Only I'm allowed to answer
    Niiha's phone without permission!
[28:04] Balgo
    It seems like she's mad at me
     now for some reason!
[28:08] Noel
    That's why I had you answer my phone.
[28:10] Noel
    Also, no one's allowed to answer
    my phone without my permission.
[28:18] Billy
    Ninny, Noel, you around? It's your chief.
[28:22] Billy
    There's an emergency, so I was
    hoping you could head to the office.
[28:27] Noel
    No. It's Saturday.
[28:30] Ninny
    Are you stupid?
    I'm gonna hop in the shower.
[28:34] Billy
    Aw, too bad. This job was worth
    five times the pay and points, too.