BURN THE WITCH
Historically 72% of all the deaths in London are related to dragons, fantastical beings invisible to the majority of the people. While unknown to most, some people have been standing up to these dragons. Only inhabitants of Reverse London who live in the hidden “reverse” side of London can see the dragons. The protagonists of the story are witch duo Noel Niihashi and Ninny Spangcole. They are protection agents for Wing Bind. Their mission is to protect and manage the dragons within London on behalf of the people.
- BURN THE WITCH
- E1 - Witches Blow a New Pipe
- E2 - Ghillie Suit / She Makes Me Special
- E3 - If a lion could speak, we couldn't understand
- BURN THE WITCH #0.8
BURN THE WITCH
E1 - Witches Blow a New Pipe
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[00:14] Ninny
Fairy tales are such bullshit.
[00:20] Ninny
It's always some girl getting a spell cast
on her that turns her into a princess,
[00:23] ninny
getting to wear a pretty dress,
[00:25] Ninny
pretending to choose some hot guy
and being chosen herself...
[00:28] Ninny
Not to mention, the spell randomly
breaks in the middle of it all. Lame, right?
[00:30] Paparazzi A
Here she comes!
[00:31] Papapazzi
It's Ninny!
[00:33] ---
Hi, Ninny!
[00:33] Ninny
Yet, for some reason,
every girl wants to be a princess.
[00:34] Paparazzi A
Nice hoodie!
[00:36] Paparazzi A
Is it true you broke up with TJ?
[00:36] Ninny
Like, are you serious?
The spell just breaks randomly.
[00:38] Paparazzi B
We haven't seen you together for a while.
[00:40] Paparazzi C
Did you find someone new?
[00:41] Ninny
It was inevitable because
you broke your promise?
[00:43] Paparazzi D
Just give us a little something.
[00:43] Ninny
Or time ran out, so what can you do?
[00:44] Paparazzi D
I heard someone left the group.
[00:46] Ninny
But you can do something.
[00:48] Paparazzi C
What do you think about losing a member?
[00:49] Ninny
You're all fools.
[00:50] Paparazzi E
You didn't get along with Macy, did you?
[00:51] Ninny
None of you know the real
reason the spell breaks.
[00:52] Paparazzi E
Was it always like that?
[00:53] Paparazzi B
Is that the reason?
[00:56] Ninny
So irritating.
[00:58] Paparazzi A
Huh?
[01:04] Paparazzi A
Hey, wait! Ninny!
[01:05] Paparazzi B
What the hell was that insane flash?
[01:21] Paparazzi
She went in there!
[01:25] Paparazzi A
Huh?
[01:28] Paparazzi B
She disappeared...
[01:30] Ninny
If magic only works on fools,
[01:34] Ninny
I'd rather be the one casting the spell.
[01:44] Noel
The tip of my finger, the edge of my voice.
[01:47] Noel
Revenger Joe's Iron Key.
[01:49] Noel
Five locks, three chains, silence-sheathed.
[01:52] Noel
A blast from the pipe to blind.
[02:02] Noel
Please don't use magic!
[02:03] Noel
Your magic will make your antlers... bloom...
[02:11] Noel
Blue Spark!
[02:22] Ninny
Magic Number 44: Flash Bumper!
[02:31] Ninny
That was a close one.
[02:32] Ninny
That's a bud buck, y'know.
[02:35] Ninny
That's an A-rank harvest.
[02:37] Ninny
What were you gonna do
if I didn't make it in time?
[02:41] Noel
I don't want to hear that from someone
who shows up so appallingly late,
[02:45] Noel
Ninny.
[02:48] Ninny
I told you to stop calling me by my
first name! I have seniority here,
SIGN Ninny
Spangcole
SIGN Ninny
Spangcole
SIGN WB
SIGN WB
SIGN Ninny
Spangcole
SIGN Ninny
Spangcole
SIGN WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN Ninny
Spangcole
SIGN Ninny
Spangcole
SIGN WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN Ninny
Spangcole
SIGN Ninny
Spangcole
SIGN WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN Ninny
Spangcole
SIGN Ninny
Spangcole
SIGN WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
SIGN WB 2nd Umbrella / Idol
[02:52] Ninny
Niiha!
[02:55] Sign
Noel
Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
Noel
Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
Noel
Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
Noel
Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
Noel
Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
Noel
Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
Noel
Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
Noel
Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Noel
If you start calling me "Noel,"
I'll consider it, Ninny.
[02:55] Sign
Noel
Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
Noel
Niihashi
[02:55] Sign
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:55] Sign
WB 1st Umbrella / Student
[02:59] Ninny
Where do you get off casually making
demands of your seniors like that?
[03:04] Nar
Dragons: mythical creatures.
[03:09] Nar
But in truth, they are neither
mythical nor creatures.
[03:14] Nar
Since time immemorial,
72% of all deaths in London
[03:20] Nar
have been caused by grotesque
beings known as dragons.
[03:24] Nar
That is why they are so prominently
displayed on London's coat of arms.
[03:31] Nar
Rampaging dragons cause
great harm to humans.
[03:35] Nar
In order to prevent that,
the dragons must be monitored.
[03:40] Nar
The citizens of Front London
cannot see the dragons.
[03:46] Nar
But there's also a Reverse London.
[03:51] Nar
Only those who live on the reverse
side of London can see the dragons.
[03:56] Sign
Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
[03:56] Sign
Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
[03:56] Sign
Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
[03:57] Nar
It inevitably fell to the people of Reverse
London to take care of and manage the dragons.
[04:03] Sign
Wing Bind Headquarters Building
[04:03] Sign
Wing Bind Headquarters Building
[04:03] Sign
Wing Bind Headquarters Building
[04:06] Ninny
What the heck?!
[04:07] Ninny
You guys still haven't fixed this from
when that big guy wrecked it? Pathetic!
[04:12] Guy
S-Sorry...
[04:15] Guy
We were asked to get the monitor up first.
[04:19] Ninny
And you! Why did you take on
a two-person job by yourself?
[04:23] Noel
Because you were late, Ninny.
[04:25] Ninny
Most people would just wait!
[04:29] Noel
If I took care of it on my own,
I'd get the reward all to myself.
[04:33] Ninny
I knew it!
[04:34] Ninny
So that's what you're after.
[04:36] Noel
You make plenty at your job in Front London,
[04:40] Noel
so just exchange as much as you want.
[04:43] Ninny
I have some pride, you know!
[04:46] Ninny
And quit saying stuff like that.
[04:49] Noel
Huh?
[04:51] Noel
I lost achievement points.
[04:54] Noel
But I plucked all the flowers that
bloomed so they wouldn't find out.
[04:57] Ninny
Yes! I got points!
[05:00] Noel
But why?
[05:02] Ninny
Because of my assist at the end, duh.
[05:06] Ninny
That's the only reason our
payload made it out safe.
[05:09] Guy
So cute.
[05:11] Guy
Cut it out.
[05:12] Guy
They'll be pissed if they catch
you sneaking photos again.
[05:15] Ninny
Hey, wait a minute!
[05:17] Ninny
Why are you plucking flowers
off of bud bucks, anyway?!
[05:20] Noel
Well, what was I supposed to do?
[05:23] Noel
They go down in price if their
flowers bloom before they're sold.
[05:27] Noel
I did it for our client.
[05:30] Noel
See? Isn't it pretty?
[05:32] Noel
You can touch it if you like.
[05:35] Noel
You can't have it, though.
[05:36] Ninny
A-As if I'd want it!
[05:38] Osushi
Let me see your panties!
[05:42] Osushi
Let me see your panties!
[05:45] Balgo
Hey! Osushi!
[05:49] Guy
What's that thing?
[05:50] Guy
Is it a dark dragon?
[05:52] Guy
In the middle of the city?
[05:54] Guy
No...
[05:55] Guy
It's just Balgo.
[05:56] Guy
Damn it. Not him again.
[05:57] Sign
Balgo
Parks
[05:57] Sign
Balgo
Parks
[05:57] Sign
Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
Balgo
Parks
[05:57] Sign
Balgo
Parks
[05:57] Sign
Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
Balgo
Parks
[05:57] Sign
Balgo
Parks
[05:57] Sign
Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
Balgo
Parks
[05:57] Sign
Balgo
Parks
[05:57] Sign
Human / Dragonclad
[05:57] Sign
Human / Dragonclad
[05:59] Balgo
Osushi! Calm down!
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:01] Sign
Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:01] Sign
Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:01] Sign
Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:01] Sign
Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
Dragon Canine
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:01] Sign
Osushi
[06:04] Balgo
You're a cutie! You're absolutely
adorable, so please, calm down!
[06:11] Ninny
Hey, it's Balgo and Osushi.
[06:13] Noel
Indeed it is.
[06:15] Ninny
So do something about them.
You're in charge of them, aren't you?
[06:19] Noel
We're in charge of them.
[06:22] Ninny
He's your senior at school, isn't he?
[06:25] Noel
I mean, it's probably fine.
[06:28] Noel
Look. He's all smiles.
Why don't we have some tea?
[06:33] Ninny
I want a caffè latte.
[06:34] Noel
I'll be glad to push the button,
but you have to put the money in.
[06:38] Chief
There's nothing "fine" about this!
[06:41] Chief
At this rate, Balgo's going to die!
[06:44] Chief
We've been tasked with keeping an eye
on him, so I need you two to do your jobs!
[06:50] Ninny
Getting us to keep tabs on dragonclads
[06:52] Ninny
is basically HQ's way of making
this nonsense our problem.
[06:58] Ninny
It's not like we get paid
or earn achievement points
[07:02] Ninny
for keeping him out of trouble 24/7
[07:04] Ninny
while we're on the job.
[07:07] Chief
So we're back to that.
[07:09] Chief
I figured you might say that...
[07:12] Chief
So I talked to some of the higher-ups
[07:14] Chief
and got you girls some extra money
and achievement points for this.
[07:19] Ninny
Say what?!
[07:22] Ninny
All right, fine. Let's do this!
[07:26] Ninny
Let's go, Niiha!
[07:28] Ninny
You're doing this for the money.
[07:30] Ninny
I'm doing it for merit.
[07:32] Ninny
But just so we don't sound completely
awful, we're doing it for society!
[07:40] Chief
Could you maybe shout the
"doing it for society" part first?
[07:51] Guy
What the...
[07:52] Balgo
Osushi!
[07:56] Lady
Well, if you say so, Daddy...
[08:00] Balgo
You're such a good doggie, Osushi!
[08:04] Random lady
It sure is noisy over there.
[08:07] Jimmy
Yeah. Maybe there's a dragon on the loose.
[08:11] Random lady
Don't even joke about that.
Make sure it's spick and span up there.
[08:15] Jimmy
Yes, ma'am.
[08:19] Balgo
Wait!
[08:24] Jimmy
Balgo, you idiot!
[08:27] Jimmy
Don't come over here!
[08:33] Random lady
Goodness, that chimney
sweep's really going at it.
[08:37] Balgo
Sorry! I'm really sorry!
[08:40] Balgo
Are you hurt?
[08:44] Jimmy
You moron!
[08:45] Jimmy
I'm not hurt!
[08:47] Jimmy
I just don't wanna get arrested for
violating the dragon contact law!
[08:52] Jimmy
Wing Bind HQ is right over there!
[09:03] Balgo
Noel!
[09:05] Balgo
You saved me!
[09:07] Ninny
I'm the one who saved you, you dumbass.
[09:10] Noel
There, there. Please calm down, Osushi.
[09:18] Noel
Osushi's calm now.
[09:20] Ninny
What did you do to the poor thing, anyway?
[09:23] Balgo
Nothing. I was just taking Osushi for a walk.
[09:26] Jimmy
Uh... Thank you, witches.
[09:30] Jimmy
So, um... about that chimney...
[09:34] Noel
Your dragon insurance should cover it.
[09:38] Noel
More importantly...
[09:39] Noel
Did you come into contact with the dragon?
[09:42] Jimmy
N-No! Not at all!
[09:45] Ninny
Niiha, run the test.
[09:47] Noel
Right.
[09:50] Noel
Please lick this.
[09:52] Balgo
Um... What happens if
someone touches a dragon?
[09:58] Noel
For the protection of both
dragons and humans,
[10:01] Noel
the Dragon Contact Prohibition
Law was passed in 1609.
[10:06] Noel
Violators face 100 years in prison.
[10:08] Noel
Or...
[10:11] Ninny
They get executed.
[10:12] Balgo
What?
[10:16] Noel
It's within the normal range.
[10:18] ---
Huh.
[10:21] Balgo
Thank goodness!
[10:23] Ninny
This is all your fault!
[10:24] Balgo
I'm sorry!
[10:26] Ninny
Who do you think... caused...
this mess... in the first place... huh?!
[10:27] Ninny
Who do you think... caused...
this mess... in the first place... huh?!
[10:28] Balgo
Ow!
[10:28] Ninny
Who do you think... caused...
this mess... in the first place... huh?!
[10:30] Ninny
Who do you think... caused...
this mess... in the first place... huh?!
[10:30] Balgo
Ouch!
[10:31] Ninny
Who do you think... caused...
this mess... in the first place... huh?!
[10:32] Ninny
Also, why don't you put a muzzle
on Osushi when you go out?!
[10:36] Ninny
You're the only civilian who can
touch Osushi and not get locked up,
[10:39] Ninny
because you're a dragonclad!
[10:41] Ninny
Do you realize that?!
[10:44] Balgo
But I did put one on!
[10:45] Balgo
It just got ripped off when Osushi suddenly
sprouted wings while we were walking!
[10:51] Noel
Did Osushi really grow wings
without anything triggering it?
[10:54] Balgo
Y-Yes!
[10:56] Noel
Where did it happen?
[10:58] Balgo
Huh? Where?
[11:01] Noel
Please try to remember.
[11:04] Noel
Osushi's wings usually appear
[11:07] Noel
when you try to bark like Osushi,
[11:11] Noel
or when you sneeze,
[11:13] Noel
or when you start cracking up...
[11:16] Ninny
So all the time, then.
[11:18] Noel
Or...
[11:20] Noel
when you're in danger, Balgo.
[11:31] Noel
It would appear that, as a dragonclad,
[11:33] Noel
you aggressively attract
dragons toward you.
[11:37] Noel
For now, I need you to take Osushi and get
somewhere where there aren't many people.
[11:43] Noel
Ninny, the barrier tape.
[11:45] Ninny
On it!
[11:50] Ninny
So what now?
[11:54] Noel
Magic Number 04: Stun Ball.
[12:07] Ninny
Wait! What was the point of the barrier tape?!
[12:10] Noel
Just in case.
[12:12] Noel
Oh, Chief.
[12:13] Noel
We've subdued a dragon,
so if we could get a bonus...
[12:18] Ninny
Dragon insurance!
[12:22] Noel
No, that's not our fault.
[12:27] Noel
Please stop whining. It's quite pathetic.
[12:29] Chief
So you don't know what kind of dragon it is?
[12:33] Noel
Correct.
[12:35] Noel
It's the first time I've seen one like it,
so I don't know what kind it is.
[12:40] Noel
It was rather worked up,
so I stunned it to shut it up.
[12:45] Ninny
Niiha!
[13:04] Ninny
It just went lights out.
[13:12] Ninny
It's coming!
[13:14] Ninny
We need to get it away from here!
[13:16] Noel
I know.
[13:28] Ninny
All right, this should be good—
[13:31] Ninny
Oh, come on. You're making
this really difficult to call in.
[13:34] Noel
Ninny, in front of you!
[13:51] Ninny
Chief.
[13:52] Ninny
Rutherford Street. We need
an emergency dragon blockade.
[13:56] Ninny
We've got a dark dragon.
[14:10] Guy
What the...
[14:10] Lady
What's that sound?
[14:19] Broadcast
This is a notice from BBC Reverse London.
[14:24] Broadcast
Due to a dark dragon alert,
[14:27] Broadcast
Rutherford Street is now
under a dragon blockade.
[14:31] Broadcast
Anyone in the vicinity should
seek shelter immediately.
[14:37] Broadcast
Wing Bind has the situation under control.
[14:40] Ninny
You know what always gets me?
[14:42] Ninny
Doesn't it just piss you off when they say,
"Wing Bind has the situation under control"?
[14:47] Noel
No, because it's our job.
[14:50] Ninny
That's not what I mean!
[14:52] Ninny
I'd be fine with it if we said it ourselves,
[14:54] Ninny
but why's the BBC announcing it?
[14:58] Noel
Chief, the dragon blockade is set up,
so it's time we switched out with the Sabres—
[15:04] Chief
Uh, hello? Noel? Hello—
[15:07] Noel
What do you think you're doing?
[15:10] Ninny
That's my line. You were really going
to let the Sabres take all the credit?
[15:18] Ninny
This is our chance to show
HR how powerful we are.
[15:23] Noel
Our duty as Pipers is to take dragons
to pasture and harvest from them.
[15:27] Noel
We don't need to be powerful—
[15:27] Ninny
Like I said before...
[15:32] Ninny
I want to join the Sabres!
[15:38] Noel
Well, personally, I don't.
[15:54] Ninny
I hit it.
[15:56] Ninny
Whoa...
[15:58] Ninny
Magic Number 28: Rainy Wheel!
[16:13] Balgo
Help...
[16:17] Noel
Balgo.
[16:23] Noel
Leave this to me.
[16:27] Noel
Magic Number 75: Gatling Crown!
[16:37] Bruno
Hey. This is a huge deal.
[16:40] Sign
Wing Bind Supreme Powers That Be
[16:40] Sign
Wing Bind Supreme Powers That Be
[16:40] Sign
Top of Horns
[16:41] Bruno
How many years has it been?
[16:42] Bruno
It's been a century!
[16:43] Roy
Ninety-six years, to be precise.
[16:46] Bruno
That's basically a century!
[16:49] Bruno
A whole century since the last time we let
a dark dragon get into Reverse London!
[16:55] Bruno
If this isn't a catastrophe, what the hell is?!
[16:58] Bruno
Could you show up for once?!
[17:01] Bruno
Stop chewing gum!
[17:03] Bruno
You guys seriously have nothin' to say?
[17:06] Bruno
Am I the only one upset here? Huh?!
[17:09] Roy
I'm pretty sure I spoke.
[17:13] Bruno
Anyway, my point is, letting this
Balgo guy run around is the problem.
[17:21] Bruno
What do you say, Old Man Wolfy?
[17:25] Wolfgang
He has been the topic of countless
discussions within our squad
[17:30] Wolfgang
in the month since he became a dragonclad.
[17:35] Wolfgang
This situation occurred
due to our own negligence.
[17:38] Wolfgang
We cannot simply ignore it.
[17:43] Wolfgang
We will proceed with the plan to eliminate
the dragonclad known as Balgo Parks.
E2 - Ghillie Suit / She Makes Me Special
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[00:14] Host
Macy Baljure abruptly left
Cecile Die Twice last week,
[00:19] Host
but there's been no word of a press
conference about her departure.
[00:23] Tim
Maybe she was shocked that the new
member replacing her was a CG character.
[00:28] Host
That's not exactly correct, Tim.
[00:30] Host
They're not CG characters.
They're called Vumans.
[00:34] Host
Now, let's talk about this video
that was leaked the other day.
[00:41] Ninny
So irritating.
[00:43] Host
That was the moment the group's
leader, Ninny, denounced Macy!
[00:47] Tim
Wait, "leaked"? This is from a reputable
source. It was on the Realist's website.
[00:53] Host
We're talking about the Realist's here.
[00:55] Host
It's basically gossip.
[01:01] Macy
Thank you, Elly.
[01:04] Macy
You got mad on my behalf.
[01:07] Macy
All for me... Thank you.
[01:14] Ninny
Illegally rearing dragons?
[01:17] Chief
Apparently so.
[01:19] Chief
We got a tip that someone's doing just
that in Reverse London's west district.
[01:23] Ninny
That's huge if it's actually true.
[01:26] Ninny
But why did we get stuck with it?
[01:28] Chief
Well, I mean...
[01:32] Chief
Our job is to rear and take care of dragons.
[01:34] Chief
I guess illegally reared dragons count, too.
[01:38] Ninny
Seriously? That seems like a reach to me.
[01:41] Chief
Count yourself lucky. That "reach"
is putting money in your pocket.
[01:49] Chief
Hey! Come on, now. You did that on purpose.
[01:52] Ninny
Whoopsie. Did I do that?
[01:55] Balgo
Hey, it looks like all that stuff you
did yesterday didn't make the paper.
[02:00] Balgo
Even though you saved the
city from a dark dragon...
[02:04] Noel
Well, you're reading the
Front London articles.
[02:08] Noel
Here are the Reverse London articles.
[02:14] Balgo
Wow, that's amazing! It's you, Noel!
[02:17] Balgo
Man, you look so cool!
[02:19] Ninny
Uh, hello? I worked my butt off, too.
[02:22] Chief
Ah, found it! This is what I was looking for.
[02:26] Chief
Whoa, that was close.
I almost forgot to mention...
[02:30] Chief
The order came with an additional request.
[02:39] Ninny
Why the heck do we have to bring you along?
[02:42] Noel
Well, it's like the chief said.
[02:45] Noel
Since Balgo draws dragons toward him,
[02:47] Noel
he's perfect for helping us find them.
[02:51] Ninny
I know that! I was in the room, too.
[02:54] Noel
Then why are you so mad?
[02:56] Ninny
I'm not mad because I didn't know!
[02:58] Ninny
I'm mad because I have doubts
about this whole thing!
[03:01] Ninny
If you drew the short straw and had to look
after the class frog, you'd be pissed, right?
[03:05] Ninny
Even if you still did it.
[03:07] Ninny
That's why I'm mad right now!
[03:10] Noel
Balgo, she seems to have an issue with you.
Don't you have anything to say back?
[03:14] Balgo
Yup!
[03:16] Balgo
I'm so happy that whatever's going on
with my body will help you out, Noel.
[03:22] Balgo
And if my arms just happen to slide up
a little, they'll brush against your boobs.
[03:27] Balgo
Just the thought of getting to feel
the warm aura of your boobs...
[03:31] Balgo
I-I'm so blessed!
[03:36] Noel
You do realize that if I drop you right now,
you'll probably die, right?
[03:40] Balgo
Huh?
[03:47] Noel
Oh, right. I have something to give you, Balgo.
[03:51] Noel
Here you go.
[03:52] Noel
This is a Piper's mantle and pipe.
[03:55] Noel
You'll be working with us, so the chief
wanted you to at least look the part.
[04:03] Ninny
Look the part? Could that
pipe look any more fake?
[04:09] Ninny
You sure look happy. You wanted
to wear one of those that badly?
[04:10] Balgo
Osushi!
[04:13] Balgo
Of course I did!
[04:15] Balgo
I mean, wearing the same thing as Noel...
[04:18] Balgo
It feels like Noel's holding me...
[04:21] Balgo
It's awesome!
[04:24] Ninny
Gross!
[04:27] Ninny
Well? We're in the west district now.
Do you feel anything?
[04:31] Balgo
Like what?
[04:33] Ninny
You know! Like the presence of an
illegally reared dragon or whatever!
[04:37] Balgo
Oh, come on. That's impossible.
[04:40] Balgo
I just naturally attract dragons.
[04:43] Balgo
I don't have any special ability that
lets me communicate with them.
[04:47] Balgo
I—
[04:47] Ninny
Then why the hell are you
even here?! Get lost!
[04:56] Balgo
An explosion! That's pretty major, isn't it?
[05:01] Ninny
Looks like it.
[05:02] Balgo
"Looks like it"? Aren't you going down there?
[05:05] Ninny
It's out of our jurisdiction. Dealing
with terrorists is the police's job.
[05:10] Noel
Let's go. It might be a dragon.
[05:13] Balgo
Well said, Noel.
[05:16] Noel
Even if it's not a dragon,
we'll probably get points for going.
[05:20] Ninny
Tch. Oh, fine.
[05:22] Ninny
I just have to go there, right? That's it?
[05:32] Noel
This is the Realist's building.
[05:34] Ninny
You could see that from where we were.
That's why I didn't want to come here.
[05:39] Balgo
The Realist's? You mean the tabloid?
[05:43] Balgo
Huh...
[05:45] Balgo
They did a piece on you the other day.
[05:45] Mob
Ninny!
[05:47] Ninny
They talk about me, like, three times
a week. Which time do you mean?
[05:51] Balgo
It had a video of you saying
something like, "So irritating."
[05:56] Balgo
It made you sound like you were calling
Macy irritating after she left the group,
[05:59] Balgo
like you hated her and stuff.
[06:01] Ninny
Oh, that? So that's how they spun it.
[06:06] Noel
It doesn't look like anyone's inside.
[06:08] Ninny
Well, it is a Saturday. Not every
company treats its workers as bad as ours.
[06:17] Ninny
Marshal!
[06:23] Balgo
Ninny?
[06:25] Noel
I'm going after her.
[06:26] Balgo
I'll come, too!
[06:28] Noel
It's dangerous, so please
keep your distance, Balgo.
[06:31] Balgo
What?!
[06:47] Ninny
So it was you I saw up here.
[06:51] Macy
What...
[06:52] Macy
are you doing here, Nina?
[06:55] Ninny
That's my line.
[06:57] Ninny
What are you doing in Reverse London...
[07:02] Ninny
Macy?
[07:04] Macy
This company wrote a really mean article.
[07:08] Macy
It said you hated me.
[07:11] Ninny
No, I mean... This is the
Realist's Reverse London HQ.
[07:16] Ninny
It was the Realist's in Front
London who wrote that article.
[07:19] Ninny
Ugh, seriously!
[07:21] Macy
This company always writes articles
that make you look like a bad person.
[07:28] Macy
That's why I came here to destroy them.
[07:30] Ninny
But honestly, I'm used to this
kinda stuff, so it's fine!
[07:34] Ninny
Wait...
[07:35] Ninny
What did you just say?
[07:37] Ninny
Did you cause that explosion?
[07:41] Macy
No.
[07:43] Macy
It wasn't me.
[07:46] Macy
This little one did it for me.
[07:48] Ninny
A dragon...
[07:50] Ninny
And it's already grown that big?
[07:53] Ninny
Macy... Let me take it.
[07:57] Macy
She's not an "it." Her name is Elly.
[08:02] Ninny
There's no way you'd know this
since you're not from Reverse London,
[08:07] Ninny
but contact with a dragon is a felony.
[08:10] Ninny
As long as I keep my mouth
shut about this, you'll be fine,
[08:13] Ninny
so please... just let me take it.
[08:15] Macy
No.
[08:16] Ninny
I'm saying this for your sake!
[08:18] Ninny
If they find out, you're gonna die!
[08:20] Macy
The one who taught me never
to trust anyone who says,
[08:25] Macy
"I'm saying this for your sake"...
[08:28] Macy
was you, Nina!
[08:36] Macy
Elly?
[08:39] Noel
You don't look very happy
considering we found our dragon.
[08:43] Ninny
If I was happy after finding out
someone I knew was behind it,
[08:46] Ninny
I'd be a psycho.
[08:49] Noel
Are you Macy Baljure?
[08:52] Noel
I'm sorry. You don't look like how
I'd pictured you, so I wasn't sure.
[08:59] Macy
Who the hell are you?!
[09:03] Macy
Why are you talking like
you're Nina's best friend?!
[09:08] Macy
I will murder you!
[09:11] Ninny
She's in love with me, you see.
[09:14] Ninny
She always gets like this any
time a girl is friendly with me.
[09:18] Noel
Wait... was I being friendly with you?
[09:23] Macy
Where the hell did you go?!
[09:24] Ninny
Anyway, the direct approach
won't work when she's like that.
[09:25] Macy
Get out here, you balloon-titted skank!
[09:28] Ninny
I'll go in from the roof.
You keep her distracted from there!
[09:32] Noel
Ninny, wait!
[09:38] Noel
Ninny!
[09:44] Bruno
Whoops.
[09:45] Bruno
She flew further than I expected.
[10:01] Squire
What are you doing, Banx Jr.?
[10:05] Squire
What brings you to the Crown Council?
[10:08] Chief
Oh, uh, I was just taking a little stroll...
[10:13] Squire
Don't lie to me.
[10:15] Squire
You probably realized your
subordinates were in trouble.
[10:18] Chief
Huh? Did something happen to them?
[10:23] Squire
It appears I overestimated you.
[10:29] Squire
Given that you're their superior, I thought
it would be wrong not to inform you.
[10:35] Squire
Last night at 22:00, an order for the
elimination of Balgo Parks was issued.
[10:41] Squire
While it hasn't been carried out yet,
[10:44] Squire
I hear Bangnyfe is already on the move.
[10:48] Squire
I'm sure you know how he works.
[10:50] Squire
At least watch out for your subordinates.
[10:54] Squire
Let's go, Arkvine.
[10:56] Arkvine
Yes, ma'am.
[11:02] Chief
Well, this ain't good.
[11:07] Bruno
She's not dead, is she?
[11:09] Bruno
I'm gonna have to write up a report if she is.
[11:13] Noel
You're...
[11:15] Bruno
Looks like you know who I am.
[11:17] Bruno
Guess that's no surprise.
[11:19] Bruno
But I know who you are, too.
[11:23] Noel
I'm sorry, who are you?
[11:24] Bruno
What?!
[11:26] Ninny
Bruno... Bangnyfe.
[11:31] Ninny
He's one of the Top of Horns...
[11:33] Ninny
And the director of the Inks.
[11:37] Ninny
What the hell is he doing here?
[11:40] Bruno
Well, at least she knows who I am.
[11:43] Bruno
You've got some nerve,
pissing me off like that.
[11:45] Bruno
But whatever.
[11:48] Bruno
It's me. Set up an emergency dragon
blockade at Penfront Street.
[11:52] Bruno
Get rid of all the bystanders
except for the Wing Bind employee.
[11:58] Bruno
You'll be able to tell who the Wing Bind
employee is from his Piper's mantle.
[12:16] Bruno
Detain that Wing Bind
employee when you find him.
[12:20] Bruno
He's the one behind the
dragon terrorist attack.
[12:26] Ninny
So that means...
[12:28] Ninny
You're the one who ordered the
chief to give him that mantle.
[12:32] Bruno
Makes sense, doesn't it?
[12:35] Bruno
A dragonclad with dragon
powers decides to attack
[12:38] Bruno
the tabloid office that
made a joke at his expense.
[12:43] Bruno
Not that I really care if
it makes sense or not.
[12:48] Ninny
You're messed up...
[12:49] Noel
Does that mean you framed Balgo?
[12:52] Noel
What good will come of that?
[12:54] Bruno
Oh, plenty of good will come of it.
[12:56] Bruno
At 22:00 last night,
a punitive dragon designation
[12:59] Bruno
and elimination order for
Balgo Parks was issued.
[13:02] Bruno
In just a few hours,
there'll be a bounty on his head.
[13:06] Bruno
And whoever takes him out will go down
in Reverse London's history forever.
[13:14] Bruno
I'll be taking him in for now.
[13:17] Bruno
And as soon as the order goes into effect,
[13:19] Bruno
I'll kill him on the spot.
[13:22] Bruno
Don't even try crying or negotiating.
[13:24] Bruno
I'm still working under the
Dragon Contact Prohibition Law.
[13:27] Bruno
I said it before, but I don't plan
on taking you two out, as well...
[13:32] Bruno
As long as you stay out of my way, that is.
[13:35] Noel
Bruno.
[13:37] Bruno
Huh?
[13:39] Noel
You have the worst dye job I've ever seen.
[13:41] Bruno
The hell did you just say?!
[13:43] Bruno
I'll kill you!
[13:46] Ninny
Niiha!
[13:47] Noel
Yes? I don't think I did anything
worthy of being scolded.
[13:51] Ninny
No!
[13:53] Ninny
I was gonna compliment
you and say "good job"!
[13:56] Noel
It didn't exactly warrant
a compliment, either.
[14:00] Bruno
I was trying to be nice
'cause you're just lackeys,
[14:04] Bruno
but you just had to get cocky...
[14:06] Bruno
This is definitely gonna be
an "accident on the job."
[14:09] Bruno
Guess I don't mind writing
up those reports after all!
[14:13] Bruno
What're you doing, damn it?!
[14:15] Bruno
You're not coming at me?!
[14:20] Bruno
You dumbasses! Look up!
[14:22] Bruno
Put up a shield!
[14:29] Balgo
Magic?
[14:35] Balgo
N-Noel? You came to rescue me?
[14:40] Noel
Well... I can't deny that you were
rescued as a result of my actions.
[14:44] Balgo
Awesome!
[14:46] Balgo
Though I have no idea
what I've gotten myself into!
[14:49] Balgo
Go me!
[14:52] Bruno
Damn it!
[14:57] Ninny
I have a question for you.
[15:01] Bruno
This isn't how that usually works, but I guess
that's how you Pipers learn to operate.
[15:06] Ninny
Are you the one who brought
Macy to Reverse London?
[15:10] Ninny
Why does she have a dragon with her?
[15:13] Bruno
Couldn't just keep it to one question,
you stupid little brat?
[15:18] Bruno
That's right. I scouted her
and brought her here.
[15:22] Bruno
She'd found a baby dragon in
Front London and was raising it.
[15:28] Bruno
I'm sure you wanted to pin
that dragon on me, too,
[15:31] Bruno
but it wasn't my doing.
[15:33] Bruno
That woman is one of those rare people
born in Front London who just happens
[15:37] Bruno
to possess a high amount of mana.
[15:40] Bruno
She's a Watcher.
[15:46] Ninny
Macy's... a Watcher?
[15:50] Bruno
She would've ended up in
Reverse London sooner or later.
[15:53] Bruno
Just like you and Noel Niihashi did...
[15:57] Bruno
Right?!
[16:00] Bruno
Don't be so on edge when
you're holding your Witch Kit.
[16:03] Bruno
What if it accidentally goes off?
[16:08] Bruno
The hell?!
[16:15] Macy
Nina!
[16:17] Ninny
Marshal!
[16:23] ---
D-Don't!
[16:26] Macy
Nina, let go!
[16:29] Ninny
Just stay calm. I'll take you
back to somewhere safe!
[16:40] Macy
Elly!
[16:47] Bruno
Balgo Parks.
[16:49] Bruno
Macy Baljure.
[16:51] Bruno
You're seriously taking those
two and trying to run from me?
[16:55] Bruno
Rickenbacker!
[17:08] Bruno
Talk about naïve.
[17:18] Ninny
Oh, come on. Stop crying already!
[17:21] Macy
But I left Elly behind...
[17:25] Ninny
I already told you we can't
take the damn dragon with us!
[17:28] Ninny
They're harmful to normal people!
[17:30] Macy
But...
[17:33] Ninny
Would you stop your whining?!
This is exactly what I hate about you.
[17:37] Macy
I knew it, Nina!
[17:38] Macy
You really do hate me!
[17:43] Ninny
For crying out loud...
[17:44] Ninny
Why are you so irritating?!
[17:49] Noel
For the time being, we should be safe here.
[17:53] Noel
I've set up a Cloth, so they
shouldn't be able to find us.
[17:59] Ninny
Macy, what happened?
[18:04] Macy
You knew I didn't like
being in the group, right?
[18:10] Ninny
Yeah, I knew.
[18:12] Macy
I'm just tall, look all right in makeup,
and happen to be a good dancer.
[18:15] Macy
So they gave me cool clothes to wear
and put all this cool makeup on my face,
[18:19] Macy
and I ended up as this cool icon...
[18:23] Ninny
I know. That's why you quit, right?
[18:26] Macy
No, if that's all it was,
I would've quit a long time ago.
[18:31] Macy
But I didn't quit... because you were there.
[18:35] Macy
And if I quit, I'd become a nobody.
[18:38] ---
But...
[18:46] Macy
I found that little one two months ago.
[18:54] Macy
She looked just like the dragons
I'd seen in picture books and cartoons.
[18:59] Macy
Apparently, no one else could see her.
So I thought I was imagining things.
[19:08] Macy
But then she started drinking water,
so I figured she must be alive.
[19:18] Macy
I gave her some food, and she ate that, too.
[19:21] Macy
I gave her lots of different stuff to eat, but
she seemed to like fruits and veggies the best.
[19:26] Macy
She didn't go to the bathroom,
but she just kept getting bigger.
[19:31] Macy
She started looking more
and more like a dragon.
[19:37] Macy
A dragon only I could see.
[19:40] Macy
I suddenly felt like I was special.
[19:45] Macy
I know our songs did really well, and you
and the other girls were amazing on stage,
[19:51] Macy
but I was the only one
who wasn't myself up there.
[19:57] Macy
And yet, I had nothing.
[20:01] Macy
I'm sure no one even noticed me up there.
[20:09] Macy
But that all changed when I found Elly.
[20:13] Macy
It felt like Elly gave me some kind of power.
[20:17] Macy
I felt like she'd take me somewhere special.
[20:24] Macy
Then he... Bruno came
to my place late last night.
[20:32] Macy
He told me he needed me and my dragon.
[20:35] Macy
I finally felt like my time had come!
[20:37] Macy
I was finally going to be
taken somewhere special!
[20:42] Macy
Nina, I—
[20:50] Bruno
Yo.
[20:52] Bruno
You guys done saying your final goodbyes?
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[00:15] Bruno
Yo.
[00:17] Bruno
You guys done saying your final goodbyes?
[00:30] Bruno
Property damage, aggravated assault,
unlawful use of Witch Kits...
[00:37] Bruno
I could pin a whole bunch
of other offenses on you,
[00:40] Bruno
but we'll put all that aside for now.
[00:43] Bruno
Take a look at this.
[00:49] Bruno
Balgo Parks has now been officially
designated a punitive dragon.
[00:54] Bruno
From this moment on,
[00:55] Bruno
every witch and wizard in Reverse
London will be coming for his head.
[01:02] Balgo
Huh? People are gonna be coming after me?
[01:04] Balgo
Why, though?
[01:05] Balgo
I don't see where this is going...
[01:08] Bruno
Really? You guys haven't told him anything?
[01:12] Bruno
Then again, I guess not telling a guy
on borrowed time that he's about to die...
[01:17] Bruno
might be the most merciful thing you can do!
[01:21] Balgo
Wow. Both your face and
your words are terrifying.
[01:25] Noel
Ninny, I'm going to shoot
Spark on the count of three,
[01:28] Noel
so let's split up.
[01:29] Ninny
Okay.
[01:31] Noel
Would you rather take Balgo or Macy?
[01:34] Ninny
Do you really need to ask that?
[01:38] Bruno
I dunno what you two are discussing,
[01:40] Bruno
but since everyone in Reverse
London is gonna be hunting him,
[01:43] Bruno
where the hell d'you think you can hide?
[01:46] Macy
E-Excuse me...
[01:48] Macy
Bruno...
[01:51] Macy
I just heard Elly. She's getting closer.
[02:01] Macy
Elly!
[02:03] Bruno
So you followed us, huh?
[02:09] Bruno
Too bad, though...
[02:10] Bruno
I don't need you anymore.
[02:17] Bruno
Huh?!
[02:18] Noel
She disappeared?
[02:20] Ninny
Come to think of it, when I first saw her,
[02:23] Ninny
it looked like she just
appeared out of the darkness...
[02:27] Ninny
But no.
[02:28] Ninny
She was actually invisible!
[02:30] Bruno
I don't have time for this shit!
She used Stealth Scale?!
[02:34] Bruno
That's not something
just any dragon can use!
[03:23] Macy
Elly?
[03:42] Ninny
What the heck? Her size
and shape totally changed!
[03:48] Noel
She must've molted in the moonlight.
[03:50] Ninny
Wait, what? But that means—
[03:52] Bruno
Yeah, exactly.
[03:56] Bruno
Using Stealth Scale,
molting in the moonlight...
[03:59] Bruno
And... she's got six talons.
[04:03] Bruno
Yeah, there's no doubt about it. That one...
[04:07] Bruno
is a Märchen.
[04:10] Balgo
Wh-What's a Märchen?
[04:13] Noel
One of the seven dragons named
after fairy tales that have
[04:16] Noel
been around since the
founding of Reverse London.
[04:20] Noel
Snow White, Red Dress, Golden Axe,
[04:25] Noel
Bubbles, Sugar House, Band of Animals...
[04:30] Noel
And...
[04:32] Noel
The one it is said only becomes a full-fledged
dragon by molting in the moonlight...
[04:37] Noel
Cinderella.
[04:39] Macy
Cinderella?
[04:43] Noel
It got its name due to the fact
it only matures at night,
[04:48] Noel
and because it scatters a dust
called Star Ash when it gets agitated.
[04:53] Noel
And everything the dust touches...
[05:04] Noels
becomes enveloped in light.
That's what the encyclopedia says.
[05:09] Ninny
Why are you being all poetic?!
They're clearly bombs!
[05:14] Bruno
Balgo Parks!
[05:15] Balgo
Y-Yes?!
[05:17] Bruno
I'll hold off on killing you for now.
[05:21] Bruno
The Märchens... The dark dragons' ancestors.
[05:24] Bruno
Designated wicked dragons that are
permanently authorized for elimination.
[05:27] Bruno
Hypothetical enemies of mankind.
[05:30] Bruno
Never thought I'd see one with my own eyes...
[05:35] Bruno
I'm tingling with excitement.
[05:37] Ninny
Hang on a second! You're
planning to fight that thing?
[05:40] Bruno
Don't be stupid. I'm not gonna fight it.
[05:43] Bruno
I'm gonna kill it.
[05:45] Bruno
There's no better way to
make a name for myself.
[05:48] Bruno
Don't get in my way, you little shits.
[05:50] Bruno
Think you can manage with
just three, Rickenbacker?
[05:55] Bruno
That's my boy.
[05:59] Bruno
Let's do this!
[06:02] Ninny
He seriously went over there.
[06:06] Ninny
Niiha, let's go for a frontal attack.
We'll call HQ for reinforcements.
[06:10] Noel
No.
[06:11] Ninny
What?!
[06:12] Ninny
What are you even saying?!
[06:15] Noel
Balgo's punitive dragon
designation hasn't been lifted.
[06:18] Noel
If we request reinforcements,
Balgo will be killed.
[06:22] Ninny
W-Well, yeah... But this is an
emergency, so maybe HQ won't...
[06:34] Ninny
What the hell? Are those
Star Ash things alive?!
[06:36] Noel
I have no idea!
[06:38] Ninny
What did your encyclopedia say?!
[06:40] Noel
That dragon's called a Märchen.
[06:43] Noel
The only information in
the encyclopedia is legends.
[06:59] Bruno
Release code: 0575.
[07:02] Bruno
Unlock!
[07:04] Bruno
Come!
[07:05] Bruno
Hunger Shadow!
[07:14] Bruno
Tear into it!
[07:26] Bruno
Hunger Shadow couldn't
even draw a drop of blood?
[07:34] Bruno
Yo. 'Bout time you little shits showed up.
[07:38] Bruno
What happened to the other two?
Did you leave them somewhere safe?
[07:42] Ninny
Where would you actually consider "safe"?
[07:45] Noel
We just left them over there.
[07:47] Noel
Honestly, anywhere's safer than up here.
[07:50] Bruno
You're tellin' me.
[07:53] Bruno
Back me up, you two!
[07:56] Bruno
We can kill Cinderella if we
break her crown-like horns.
[08:01] Noel
Are you sure that's not just a legend?
[08:04] Bruno
We're fighting a literal fairy tale here!
[08:06] Bruno
What else do we have to go on?
[08:10] Bruno
If I can nail that thing with your help,
your reps will skyrocket, too.
[08:15] Bruno
After that, I might consider
getting you into the Inks.
[08:18] Ninny
Yeah, I'm pretty sure...
[08:20] Noel
...we never asked for that.
[08:29] Bruno
You guys really piss me off. You know that?
[08:33] Ninny
Niiha, we'll circle around it
so it doesn't notice us.
[08:37] Noel
Understood.
[08:42] Ninny
No way! It already figured us out!
[08:46] Ninny
We're breaking through, Marshal!
[09:01] Ninny
High into the starry road,
to the ends of the night,
[09:04] Ninny
White Alva in formation.
[09:06] Noel
Leeds wreathe, light right,
[09:09] Noel
look heavenward, for there lies your end.
[09:12] Both
Magic Number 68: Supernal Jail!
[09:29] Bruno
Good job, brats!
[09:31] Bruno
Release code: 2028.
[09:34] Bruno
Unlock!
[09:35] Bruno
Come!
[09:36] Bruno
Greedy Curtain!
[09:40] Bruno
Once this thing envelops you,
it ain't gonna you out.
[09:43] Bruno
You try to explode in there, and the
explosion will kill you, Cinderella!
[09:55] Balgo
She self-destructed?!
[09:56] Macy
Elly!
[10:00] Balgo
They're falling!
[10:02] Balgo
I've got you! I've got you! I've got—
[10:08] Balgo
I'm sorry, Noel!
[10:09] Macy
Nina!
[10:15] Bruno
Shit. That thing's still alive.
[10:18] Bruno
Guess your own blasts can't kill you.
[10:22] Bruno
You damn monster.
[10:28] Noel
I guess she's not going to self-destruct.
[10:31] Ninny
No fair. She's way too OP.
[10:33] Balgo
Y-You okay, Noel?
[10:36] Noel
I'm just peachy.
[10:48] Bruno
The hell?
[10:51] Bruno
Where's it going?
[10:53] Ninny
Ow...
[10:59] Noel
Cinderella's heading this way!
[11:01] Noel
Shield!
[11:04] Ninny
Why are you heading over here?
[11:06] Ninny
Get mad at that guy, not us!
[11:08] Balgo
Ooh, that's a cool spell!
[11:10] Macy
Wait!
[11:13] Macy
She might be coming to see me.
[11:15] Macy
Is there really no other
option than to kill her?
[11:18] Ninny
Are you seriously still saying that, Macy?
[11:20] Noel
Ninny, concentrate!
[11:28] Macy
Nina!
[11:30] Balgo
Owie...
[11:38] Macy
Wait...
[11:40] Macy
Please stop this, Elly!
[11:42] Macy
Don't you recognize me?!
[11:51] Macy
Elly...
[11:57] Ninny
Get back!
[12:05] Ninny
This is why I'm telling you it's impossible.
[12:09] Ninny
No matter how much you love them,
[12:12] Ninny
there are times you just
can't get through to them.
[12:16] Ninny
How long are you going to keep this up?
[12:20] Ninny
She'll give you strength?
She'll take you somewhere special?
[12:27] Ninny
You're not in a damn fairy tale.
[12:30] Macy
Nina...
[12:32] Ninny
Fairy tales are such bullshit.
[12:37] Ninny
What's the point when the spell
breaks in the middle of it all?
[12:40] Ninny
It was inevitable because
you broke your promise?
[12:43] Ninny
Or time ran out, so what can you do?
[12:46] Ninny
Inevitable, my ass!
[12:48] Ninny
It's all so stupid!
[12:51] Ninny
You and everyone else have no
idea why the spell really breaks.
[12:57] Ninny
The reason the spell breaks so randomly...
[13:00] Ninny
is because it wasn't your own doing.
[13:04] Ninny
Macy, we're supposed to be
the ones casting the spells.
[13:14] Noel
It's coming back, Ninny.
[13:15] Ninny
Okay! Let's do this!
[13:18] Balgo
Noel! Is there anything I can do to help?
[13:21] Noel
Absolutely not.
[13:22] Noel
Just hold on to that pipe we gave
you and go cower in the corner.
[13:26] Balgo
You didn't sugarcoat that at all!
[13:30] Ninny
If you understand, get going!
Don't you dare let Osushi get hurt!
[13:34] Balgo
Okay, okay, I get it!
[13:36] Balgo
Let's stay put, Osushi.
[13:50] Balgo
What's this thing?
[13:50] Both
We'd like to know that ourselves!
[13:52] Ninny
No, seriously! What the hell's with that sword?
[13:55] Noel
Did that come from the
pipe we gave you? But how?
[13:59] Bruno
There she is, Rickenbacker!
[14:06] Bruno
Something's off...
[14:07] Ninny
Hey, how'd you do that?
[14:09] Balgo
I have no idea!
[14:10] ---
Lemme see!
[14:14] Noel
Cinderella stopped moving?
[14:37] Chief
Good grief. Hopefully that settles that.
[14:55] Ninny
What?!
[14:57] Ninny
How'd we get zero earnings after all that?!
[15:01] Chief
But it's not zero.
[15:03] Chief
See? It's right here.
[15:05] Ninny
Five points and five scale
pounds is basically zero.
[15:09] Ninny
We took down a legendary
dragon and that's all we get?
[15:12] Ninny
Of course we're not okay with that!
[15:14] Chief
It's a miracle you're not in negative
numbers after all that destruction.
[15:18] Chief
Honestly, it's impressive.
[15:20] Chief
And anyway, it says here that
Director Bangnyfe dealt the final blow.
[15:26] Ninny
Huh?! What the hell?!
[15:28] Ninny
He didn't do it, either!
[15:31] Chief
If he didn't do it "either," that means
you two also didn't do it, correct?
[15:36] Chief
So there you have it.
[15:39] Chief
Patchworks is collecting and
preserving Cinderella's corpse.
[15:42] Chief
And, oh yeah...
[15:44] Chief
Come on in.
[15:50] Ninny
Macy? What the hell?!
[15:53] Ninny
Don't tell me we're taking in another one!
[15:55] Chief
Wow, you're pretty sharp!
[15:58] Chief
You got it. We determined
she's a light case of a dragonclad,
[16:04] Chief
so we'll be taking her in.
[16:08] Chief
Won't that be fun?
[16:10] Ninny
No one asked for your opinion!
[16:15] Macy
We're going to have so much fun, Nina!
[16:19] Noel
Excuse me.
[16:21] Noel
What's going to happen to Balgo?
[16:24] Chief
Oh, right.
[16:27] Wolfgang
A motion to release Balgo Parks
from his punitive dragon status?
[16:33] Wolfgang
You're the last person I expected this from.
[16:36] Wolfgang
According to our investigation,
[16:40] Wolfgang
Balgo Parks had an encounter
with Macy Baljure two months ago.
[16:45] Wolfgang
And if that was the trigger that
caused Cinderella to appear,
[16:51] Wolfgang
that's more than enough
reason to keep him alive...
[16:55] Wolfgang
If he's really going to be the key to
exterminating all of the Märchens.
[17:05] Guy
Did you read the Cinderella damage report?
[17:07] Guy
Sure did.
[17:09] Guy
It's absolutely insane.
[17:10] Guy
Good morning!
[17:12] Guy
Good morning, Director Squire!
[17:16] Squire
I have to ask...
[17:18] Squire
When did this area become a storage space?
[17:22] Guy
We're terribly sorry!
We'll move them immediately!
[17:25] Guy
Come on, hurry up!
[17:26] Guy
Yeah.
[17:40] Squire
That Junior...
[17:42] Squire
I guess I'm glad I wasn't
mistaken about you...
[17:46] Squire
Son of a hero.
[17:51] Balgo
Osushi!
[17:53] Balgo
You're as cute as ever! Yes, you are!
[17:55] Balgo
You're so cute, you're set for life!
[18:00] Balgo
Welcome back, Noel!
[18:02] Balgo
The chief just came by and
took back the mantle and pipe.
[18:07] Balgo
I guess I didn't get to keep them after all.
[18:09] Balgo
Too bad.
[18:12] Balgo
Uh, Noel? Huh?
[18:23] Balgo
Did something bad happen?
[18:27] Noel
No.
[18:29] Balgo
Well, did something good happen, then?
[18:34] Noel
Yes.
[18:37] Balgo
Well, glad to hear it,
[18:39] Balgo
Noel!
[18:43] Osushi
Show me your panties!
[18:50] Osushi
Noel!
[18:53] Osushi
Show me your panties!
[18:57] Guy
That's it, that's it.
[19:00] Guy
Okay, right there.
[19:02] Ninny
Jeez... They finally fixed that stupid thing.
[19:06] Sign
"Soul Society West Branch"
[19:17] Noel
Please wait, Balgo.
[19:20] Noel
I'm going to shut Osushi up forever.
BURN THE WITCH #0.8
E1 - Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:17] Male Student A
He shoots! He scores! That's 2-1!
[00:22] Male Student B
I wanna score a goal like that.
[00:24] Male Student A
Hey, look. A girl from South Braxton High.
[00:28] Male Student A
Their uniforms are sexy as hell.
[00:30] Male Student B
In what way? It's all black.
[00:33] Male Student A
That's what's great about it!
[00:35] Male Student A
You just don't get it, man.
[00:37] Noel
I like uniforms.
[00:38] Noel
When I'm in uniform, I don't need
to prove who I am to anyone.
[01:07] Balgo
You fell for it, Noel!
[01:10] Balgo
That's my precious Osushi!
[01:13] Balgo
Today's the day I'm gonna see—
[01:19] Balgo
...those panties!
[01:24] Noel
So you were finally able
to complete your sentence,
[01:27] Noel
Balgo.
[01:29] Balgo
Yeah. Your attention to detail is amazing.
[01:33] Balgo
I love that about you, too—
[01:36] Balgo
C'mon, seriously! That was dangerous!
That would've actually hit anyone else!
[01:39] Noel
No, it wouldn't have. I threw it
with no intention of hitting you.
[01:48] Balgo
Don't underestimate me, Noel.
[01:50] Balgo
If you think you're dealing
with the same ol' Balgo, you're—
[01:56] Balgo
...completely wrong.
[02:03] Noel
Why don't we find you a more suitable owner?
[02:16] Noel
Noel Niihashi, reporting for duty.
[02:32] Balgo
Noel?
[02:38] Rando
It's Ninny!
[02:40] Rando
Ninny! Can I get your autograph?
[02:41] Rando
Me, too!
[02:42] Ninny
Sure.
[02:44] Ninny
Here.
[02:45] Rando
Shake my hand, Ninny!
[02:46] Rando
Mine, too!
[03:05] Ninny
Hey, clear the way.
[03:06] Ninny
Come on. Move it.
[03:10] Ninny
You're late! A whole crowd
showed up because of you, Niiha!
[03:14] Noel
Sorry. The usual gentleman
in Front London held me up.
[03:19] Noel
Could it be that you were worried
and waited here for me, Ninny?
[03:24] Ninny
Huh?!
[03:24] Ninny
O-Of course not.
[03:25] Rando
Ninny!
[03:27] Ninny
Part of being an idol is—
[03:28] Rando
Ninny!
[03:28] Rando
Me next!
[03:31] Rando child
Can I get a selfie with you?
[03:32] Ninny
...giving fanservice to my fans.
[03:34] Ninny
It's time.
[03:36] Noel
Hey, Ninny—
[03:37] Rando
Hey, wasn't I next?
[03:38] Rando
Can I get a selfie?
[03:39] Rando
We're taking a shortcut
'cause you were late.
[03:39] Ninny
Wait, Ninny!
[03:41] Ninny
And I keep telling you not
to call me by my first name.
[03:44] Rando
Do I need to remind you
that I have seniority?
[03:47] Noel
Then will you start
calling me "Noel," Ninny?
[03:51] Noel
I prefer my first name.
[03:54] Ninny
Well, "Niiha" is cuter, so deal with it.
[03:57] Ninny
Not to mention, "Noel" is a guy's name.
[04:00] Noel
In Japan, it's a girl's name.
[04:02] Noel
Didn't you know that?
[04:05] Ninny
Would you stop acting Japanese?
You've never even been to Japan.
[04:14] Ninny
Aw, crap.
[04:17] Ninny
Hi-yah!
[04:21] Ninny
Made it.
[04:24] Noel
Though we forced our way in.
[04:25] Ninny
It's fine. The important thing is we made it.
[04:28] Conductor
Uh, if I could see your tickets, please...
[04:30] Ninny
You should be more grateful
for your senior's kindness.
[04:38] Noel
Thank you very much...
[04:40] Noel
Ninny.
[04:43] Ninny
Stop calling me that!
[05:51] Sign
Reverse London Natural Dragon Management Agency
Wing Bind Headquarters Building
[05:56] Billy
Thank you for reporting for work.
[06:00] Sign
WB Pipers Chief
[06:00] Sign
WB Pipers Chief
[06:00] Sign
WB Pipers Chief
[06:00] Sign
Billy Banx Jr.
[06:00] Sign
Billy Banx Jr.
[06:02] Ninny
So? Where are we going today?
[06:04] Sign
WB Pipers 2nd Umbrella
[06:04] Sign
WB Pipers 2nd Umbrella
[06:04] Sign
Ninny
[06:04] Sign
Ninny
[06:04] Sign
Spangcole
[06:04] Sign
Spangcole
[06:06] Billy
Ninebrook Pastures. It's a lot of fun there.
[06:09] Ninny
The other day, you said a place that
was crawling with bugs was fun, too.
[06:13] Ninny
I'm pretty sure your "fun" gauge is busted!
[06:17] Billy
What are you talking about?
[06:18] Billy
I'm sure you would've had a blast
if you were a frog, Ninny.
[06:22] Ninny
Well, that hypothetical is not the reality!
[06:25] Noel
Let's get going. No matter how much you
yell about it, our destination won't change.
[06:30] Sign
WB Pipers 1st Umbrella
[06:30] Sign
WB Pipers 1st Umbrella
[06:30] Sign
Noel
[06:30] Sign
Noel
[06:30] Sign
Niihashi
[06:30] Sign
Niihashi
[06:34] Ninny
Oh, fine. Let's go get us
some work experience!
[06:42] Billy
Have fun!
[06:53] Balgo
Noel...
[07:05] Balgo
I wanna see... your panties.
[07:07] Selby
Wait! What the hell was that flashback for?!
[07:10] Balgo
Well, you just said
I imagined Noel disappearing!
[07:13] Selby
Because you did.
[07:16] Selby
"She disappeared to Reverse London"?
C'mon, dude, that's just a fairy tale.
[07:20] Selby
Most people stop believing in that
before even Santa Claus.
[07:24] Balgo
Whatever. Let's just stop talking about it.
[07:28] Balgo
Now, let's start talking
about Noel's panties!
[07:31] Selby
You're even more delusional now.
[07:33] Balgo
It's not a delusion. It's my dream!
[07:35] Selby
There's no point in sugarcoating it.
[07:38] Selby
It's just wishful thinking.
Wake up already.
[07:42] Balgo
What was that?
[07:44] Balgo
Bark at him, Osushi!
[07:47] Selby
So cuh-yoooot!
[07:49] Selby
Wait, that's not the point here.
[07:52] Selby
Think about it, dude. You're failing here
'cause you keep mentioning her panties.
[07:58] Balgo
You mean you don't want to see panties?
[08:01] Selby
That's also not the point.
[08:04] Selby
I'm telling you to become
friends with her first.
[08:09] Balgo
I'm having a hard time because
I haven't been able to do that.
[08:14] Selby
Well, I only met her for,
like, a second last time.
[08:18] Selby
Let's all go see her next time.
[08:21] Balgo
You're after her, too, aren't you?
[08:23] Selby
Huh?
[08:24] Balgo
You're after her, too!
[08:26] Balgo
N-o-e-l!
[08:28] Selby
Of course I'm not! I'm trying to help out
the buddy I've known since I was a kid...
[08:35] Selby
But I mean, if she happens to
have a cute friend or something,
[08:38] Selby
she could introduce me, maybe.
[08:42] Balgo
I knew it. I figured you
had some ulterior motive.
[08:46] Selby
I saved your life, remember?
[08:49] Selby
If I hadn't saved you back when we were
seven, you wouldn't be here right now.
[08:54] Selby
Man, that really hurt back then.
[09:14] Ninny
Talk about the boonies.
[09:16] Noel
I think it's lovely here. It's very peaceful.
[09:21] Ninny
Nope, nope, nope!
[09:23] Ninny
I wanna hurry up and climb the ladder, join
the Sabres, and protect the city of London!
[09:28] Ninny
Don't you feel the same?
[09:29] Noel
I'm fine with how things are now.
[09:31] Noel
This suits me quite well.
[09:33] Man A
Hey!
[09:37] Man A
Are you the witches from Wing Bind?
[09:40] Noel
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I'm 1st Umbrella Niihashi.
[09:44] Noel
This is 2nd Umbrella Spangcole.
[09:46] Ninny
Uh, hello? Don't introduce me
like I'm your junior!
[09:50] Man A
Well, aren't you a couple
of adorable witches?
[09:53] Man A
Sorry this is so sudden, but I'd like
some help with a Rank-A harvest today.
[10:00] Ninny
In Japan, don't you...
[10:02] Ninny
kill all dragons, no questions asked?
[10:04] Ninny
I mean, I guess this is less barbaric, but...
[10:07] Noel
I wouldn't know. I was born in London.
[10:10] Ninny
Why don't you know?!
Act Japanese for once!
[10:14] Ninny
But what I'm saying is...
[10:17] Ninny
there's no reason we should have to go
through this... just to get some grapes...
[10:22] Ninny
for some damn champagne!
[10:24] Noel
What else can we do?
[10:26] Noel
If a civilian were to
touch a dragon directly...
[10:29] Noel
Worst case, they'd get the death penalty.
[10:32] Noel
When dragons make contact with humans,
[10:34] Noel
they absorb all of their negative emotions,
and turn into dark dragons.
[10:40] Noel
We witches exist to be a bridge
between humans and dragons.
[10:45] Noel
Please stop yapping and
just hurry up and climb.
[10:48] Ninny
Where do you get off talking
to your senior like that?
[10:52] Ninny
And how the heck are you not out of breath?
[11:00] Ninny
That reeks!
[11:02] Ninny
Where the heck are these grapes
supposed to be, anyway?
[11:08] Noel
Inside their nostrils.
[11:12] Ninny
Seriously? This is the worst.
[11:14] Ninny
I wanna get promoted already!
[11:17] Noel
Yes, yes.
[11:20] Selby
Well? Find anything?
[11:22] Balgo
That's so weird.
[11:27] Balgo
I could've sworn she went
into this telephone booth.
[11:31] Selby
I'm telling you, you dreamed it.
[11:34] Selby
Or rather, it was a delusion.
[11:36] Balgo
I'm telling the truth.
[11:38] Balgo
When I came to, this thing had been replaced
by a manhole or something with "WB" on it.
[11:43] Selby
"WB"?
[11:45] Balgo
Yeah.
[11:47] Balgo
If it was Reverse London,
it should've been "RL."
[11:55] Selby
Let's head back.
[11:57] Selby
It's almost time to feed Osushi.
[12:00] Selby
It suits you way more to just be
in a daze thinking about panties.
[12:05] Balgo
Y-You moron!
[12:06] Balgo
I'm still thinking about panties
even at this very moment!
[12:24] Balgo
Ow...
[12:28] Balgo
Osushi!
[12:34] Balgo
O-Osushi?
[12:49] Ninny
Your ringtone...
[12:50] Ninny
That's the Dragon Ball recap music!
[12:53] Ninny
You're totally acting Japanese!
[12:55] Noel
Hello. Niihashi here.
[12:57] Billy
Oh, thank goodness you answered.
[12:59] Billy
I have a favor to ask.
[13:02] Billy
Could you wrap up that harvest job
and do an extermination job instead?
[13:08] Noel
No. I'm hanging up now.
[13:10] Billy
You're joking, right? Don't hang up!
At least let me explain!
[13:13] Ninny
Who is it?
[13:14] Noel
Chief must be half asleep.
He's asking us to do an extermination job.
[13:18] Ninny
Huh?!
[13:19] Billy
I can hear you.
[13:21] Billy
You see, the Sabres are up north
for a practice exercise.
[13:26] Noel
So why does that mean we have to go?
[13:31] Ninny
You already know why.
[13:33] Ninny
It's because we're the
strongest Pipers out there.
[13:37] Ninny
The location is South Braxton.
[13:41] Ninny
Noel, you have a coin that
goes directly there, don't you?
[13:44] Ninny
Niiha!
[13:46] Ninny
We don't have time to get there with
a phonegate! Let's use the coingate!
[13:50] Noel
You seem awfully happy.
[13:52] Ninny
Of course I am.
[13:53] Ninny
This is my chance.
[13:55] Ninny
We're gonna save London,
make everyone take notice of us,
[13:58] Ninny
and I'm gonna be promoted to the Sabres!
[14:15] Selby
This way!
[14:17] Balgo
Ow!
[14:19] Balgo
Something's there!
Something's there, isn't it?!
[14:23] Selby
There sure is!
[14:24] Selby
I can't see it, but it's definitely nearby!
[14:27] Selby
H-Hang in there, Osushi!
[14:29] Selby
I'll protect you!
[14:34] Selby
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
[14:43] Ninny
There it is! The dark dragon!
[14:47] Noel
We were able to appear right
where the sensor indicated.
[14:49] Ninny
Of course we were.
[14:51] Ninny
But what the heck is this thing
doing in Front London?
[14:55] Noel
It is quite strange.
[14:57] Noel
How did it conceal itself until
it was able to get this large?
[15:02] Osushi Dragon
Noel...
[15:04] Osushi Dragon
Let me see... your panties!
[15:10] Ninny
Say what now?
[15:11] Ninny
Do you know what's going on?
[15:13] Ninny
It said your name, so, uh...
[15:16] Noel
Balgo!
[15:17] Noel
I know you're there, Balgo! Get out here!
[15:21] Ninny
Yup, you sure do.
[15:23] Balgo
Whoa!
[15:24] Balgo
N-N-Noel is...
[15:27] Balgo
She's flying?!
[15:30] Noel
Contact with a dragon carries
a 100-year sentence. Or worse...
[15:33] Noel
The death penalty!
[15:33] Osushi Dragon
Let me see... your panties!
[15:36] Balgo
Sh-She's super mad for some reason.
[15:39] Balgo
Oh, man! Her angry face is super cute, too!
[15:43] Ninny
Ah, I see. So this is the Front London
guy you keep talking about.
[15:47] Noel
I will obey the rules and kill him.
[15:49] Ninny
Now, hang on a sec.
[15:51] Osushi Dragon
Let me see... your panties!
[15:52] Ninny
Does that lump of fur
he's carrying look familiar?
[15:55] Noel
I think it's Osushi.
[15:57] Ninny
What's with the super-Japanese name?
[16:00] Noel
It's a puppy Balgo found.
He was very fond of it.
[16:05] Ninny
Must be a Disguiser.
[16:07] Noel
I've never heard of them.
[16:09] Ninny
They're dragons that use corpses as a
disguise and become what the body is.
[16:14] Ninny
They were everywhere
until about the 18th century,
[16:16] Ninny
but they cleaned up the city and
their numbers went down, I heard.
[16:21] Balgo
Hey! Noel!
[16:23] Selby
How can you act like that
when Osushi just died?
[16:28] Balgo
Osushi's not dead!
He's just a bit limper, that's all!
[16:32] Selby
He's not limper, he's totally flat!
That dragon chewed him open!
[16:37] Balgo
Dragon? Can you actually see something?
[16:42] Ninny
Safety first!
[16:44] Ninny
First, I'm gonna take those two in.
[16:46] Ninny
Niiha, you take care of the dark dragon!
[16:49] Noel
Will Balgo get the death penalty?
[16:50] Niiha
We don't get to decide that!
[16:59] Osushi Dragon
Let me see... your panties!
[17:01] Ninny
It's all right now. Just follow
my directions and get to safety!
[17:07] Noel
Wait, Ninny!
[17:16] Noel
Ninny!
[17:23] Noel
Osushi...
[17:28] Ninny
Damn it.
[17:30] Selby
Oh, come on. And I was so close, too.
[17:34] Selby
I was planning to kill you all
by ripping you apart, one by one.
[17:39] Balgo
Huh? Selby?
[17:41] Selby
Are you serious, Balgo?
Do I still look like Selby to you?
[17:47] Balgo
"Look like"?
[17:48] Balgo
I can only hear your voice.
[17:51] Selby Dragon
Hurry up and get out of here, Balgo.
[17:53] Selby Dragon
It's not like I want to kill you.
[17:56] Selby Dragon
I just want to eat a witch
so I can become immortal.
[18:00] Ninny
Sorry, but that's just a superstition.
[18:03] Selby Dragon
Well, I won't know if it's a
superstition or not until I eat you!
[18:13] Ninny
A bit late on the support there!
[18:15] Noel
I took care of the other thing,
so I'd say I was pretty fast.
[18:22] Ninny
So, two Disguisers, huh?
[18:25] Ninny
Who's the other guy?
[18:26] Noel
Selby. He's Balgo's childhood friend.
[18:30] Noel
When they were seven,
they were both almost hit by a train.
[18:33] Noel
Apparently, Selby tried to protect
Balgo and was badly injured.
[18:37] (Flashback) Rescue Worker
He's still alive!
[18:40] Ninny
That must've been when it started.
[18:42] Ninny
A dragon that's been in the city and
interacting with humans for that long...
[18:48] Selby Dragon
Bet you've never seen one before.
[18:58] Noel
Ninny!
[19:16] Balgo
A-Are you okay, Noel's friend?
[19:20] Ninny
What are you still doing here?
[19:26] Ninny
Stop asking someone covered in blood
stupid questions like, "Are you okay?"
[19:30] Ninny
and get the heck outta here!
[19:32] Balgo
S-Sorry. It's just, um...
[19:36] Balgo
I couldn't just abandon...
[19:37] Selby Dragon
Well, you should have...
[19:42] Selby Dragon
Balgo.
[19:46] Selby Dragon
I'm gonna eat her now.
[19:50] Selby Dragon
Leave her.
[19:51] Selby Dragon
Once I've eaten her and become immortal,
[19:54] Selby Dragon
I'm willing to let Niihashi go.
[20:17] Balgo
That hurts!
[20:24] Balgo
Whoa! Your face is scary!
[20:26] Ninny
You moron! What do you think you're doing?
[20:28] Ninny
You love Niiha, don't you?
[20:31] Balgo
What? You call Noel "Niiha"?
[20:33] Balgo
Wow, that's new and kinda exciting!
[20:36] Ninny
You're only feeling "excited"
'cause you're losing a lot of blood!
[20:40] Selby Dragon
What the hell are you doing, Balgo?
[20:43] Selby Dragon
Did you fall for this chick, too?
[20:45] Selby Dragon
Sorry, but you're gonna
have to give up on her.
[20:47] Balgo
No!
[20:49] Balgo
The one I can't abandon is you,
[20:52] Balgo
Selby!
[20:55] Selby Dragon
What are you talking about?
[20:57] Selby Dragon
Selby died protecting you
when he was seven.
[21:00] Selby Dragon
I just wore Selby's corpse and
acted like him this whole time.
[21:06] Balgo
So you traded places with him back then?
[21:09] Balgo
But after that, it's been you the
whole time, right? In that case...
[21:14] Balgo
You've been Selby way
longer than the real Selby!
[21:19] Balgo
I might just be dense,
but you were always kind.
[21:24] Balgo
I've always thought of you
as my best friend!
[21:28] Balgo
How am I supposed to abandon you when
you're saying you're gonna eat someone?!
[21:34] Selby Dragon
Seriously?
[21:36] Selby Dragon
If you can't understand what I'm saying...
[21:39] Selby Dragon
then die.
[21:58] Balgo
N-Noel?
[22:01] Noel
Balgo.
[22:02] Balgo
Y-Yes, ma'am?!
[22:04] Noel
Just now...
[22:07] Noel
You were actually slightly cool.
[22:27] Noel
I accept your feelings, Balgo.
[22:38] Noel
Absolute Dragon Shatter!
[22:59] Balgo
Huh?
[23:00] Balgo
No way.
[23:04] Balgo
Wasn't this building up to him being
spared because you were so moved?!
[23:09] Ninny
Was it? When?
[23:12] Ninny
Okay, that's a wrap.
[23:14] Ninny
We kill dark dragons. Those are the rules.
And our work here is done.
[23:18] Ninny
Good job.
[23:22] Balgo
What?!
[23:30] Ninny
What?!
[23:32] Ninny
What's the meaning of this?!
[23:36] Billy
Well, you know how Balgo was in
contact with a dragon for ten years?
[23:40] Billy
On top of that, he got bitten,
so he turned into a dragonclad.
[23:45] Ninny
So what?! I don't know what
a dragonclad or whatever is,
[23:49] Ninny
but shouldn't he be
getting the death penalty?!
[23:52] Billy
Too bad.
[23:54] Billy
Dragonclads are essentially dragons,
so we have to treat them as such.
[24:01] Billy
And so, we're going to
be keeping Balgo here.
[24:05] Billy
So good luck with that.
[24:12] Ninny
H-Hey, wait a minute, Billy!
[24:14] Ninny
Listen here...
[24:15] Osushi
Noel.
[24:16] Ninny
He's so fast! Where'd you go?
[24:18] Osushi
Let me see your panties.
[24:21] Balgo
Well, uh, you know...
[24:24] Osushi
Noel, let me see your panties!
[24:28] Balgo
I swear he just learned that on his own!
[24:30] Balgo
But y'know, we should be
focusing on how amazing Osushi is,
[24:33] Balgo
instead of the words he keeps saying!
They're really not that deep!
[26:31] Noel
Okay, okay. Line up, please.
[26:36] Noel
I'll make sure to give you all some.
[26:46] Noel
Thanks, Wordsworth.
[26:59] Balgo
You're still as cute as ever!
[27:01] Balgo
You'll get the Nobel Prize for
Cuteness ten years in a row!
[27:05] Balgo
Don't lick both... my nose and mouth...
at once... I can't breathe...
[27:17] Noel
Balgo.
[27:18] Balgo
Yes, ma'am! You called?
[27:20] Noel
Could you answer this for me?
[27:25] Balgo
Huh? Hey, it's Ninny!
Should I really be answering this?
[27:33] Balgo
Hell—
[27:34] Ninny
Niiha!
[27:35] Ninny
Why the heck are you on today's
Wing Bind Head Liners and I'm not?!
[27:41] Ninny
I definitely did most of the work!
[27:44] Balgo
U-Um... I'm sorry.
I have no idea what you're talking about—
[27:48] Ninny
Hey! Why the heck are you
answering Niiha's phone?!
[27:52] Balgo
No idea...
[27:53] Ninny
Do you think you're super close now
just because it's her week to look after you?
[27:58] Ninny
Who do you think you are?!
[28:00] Ninny
Only I'm allowed to answer
Niiha's phone without permission!
[28:04] Balgo
It seems like she's mad at me
now for some reason!
[28:08] Noel
That's why I had you answer my phone.
[28:10] Noel
Also, no one's allowed to answer
my phone without my permission.
[28:18] Billy
Ninny, Noel, you around? It's your chief.
[28:22] Billy
There's an emergency, so I was
hoping you could head to the office.
[28:27] Noel
No. It's Saturday.
[28:30] Ninny
Are you stupid?
I'm gonna hop in the shower.
[28:34] Billy
Aw, too bad. This job was worth
five times the pay and points, too.