7 - Love for the Disease Called Ideals Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Azure Messenger Bomb Threat Incident      First Investigation Meeting      Armed Detective Agency Conference Room [00:03] Kuni     At present, we have an unidentified     criminal organization [00:06] Kuni     threatening to detonate a large     bomb in a metropolitan area [00:09] Kuni     and launch a smear campaign     against the Agency. [00:12] Yosano     I know the Agency's between     a rock and a hard place. [00:15] Yosano     Tell us more about the bomb. [00:18] Kuni     This is the message left     behind by the perpetrator. [00:22] Kuni     I'll read it now. [00:23] Kuni     "Greetings, I hope your     agency is faring well." [00:28] Kuni     "Forgive my impudence, but I have placed a bomb" [00:32] Kuni     "capable of causing mass destruction in a     certain location here in Yokohama City." [00:36] Kuni     "To secure the citizens' safety," [00:39] Kuni     "I request that you locate and disarm     the bomb at your earliest convenience." [00:44] Kuni     "You have until sundown." [00:46] Kuni     "I have faith in your abilities." [00:48] Kuni     "Respectfully, the Azure Messenger." [00:50] Fuku     Who could the Azure Messenger be? [00:53] Kuni     We don't know as of yet. [00:55] Yosano     So it's all rigged so that     if the bomb detonates, [00:58] Yosano     word of the Agency's failure     will spread like wildfire. [01:02] Yosano     The Agency can weather sticks and stones, [01:06] Yosano     but this type of attack would hit us hard. [01:10] Haruno     Since yesterday, the office staff have     been searching for plausible locations, [01:14] Haruno     but there are too many possibilities. [01:16] Kenji     Hey. [01:17] Kenji     Are we still unable to reach Rampo-san? [01:20] Haruno     It seems the case in Kyuushuu     is coming to a head. [01:23] Haruno     I've requested he contact us as     soon as the criminal is caught, but... [01:27] Fuku     Any further information     from that taxi driver? [01:30] Kuni     He denies any knowledge of the bomb. [01:33] Kuni     He wouldn't have it in him     to blow up Yokohama itself. [01:37] Fuku     Listen, all! [01:39] Fuku     This case is a cowardly act using information      to attack the Armed Detective Agency. [01:44] Fuku     We have two objectives: [01:46] Fuku     uncover the Azure Messenger, the instigator, [01:49] Fuku     and disarm the bomb. [01:51] Fuku     The bomb takes priority due     to its time-sensitive nature. [01:54] Fuku     If we cannot find the     bomb and lives are lost, [01:58] Fuku     we no longer have the right to call     ourselves a detective agency. [02:02] Fuku     Think of this mission as a fight for     the Agency's existence and pride. [02:14] Roku     What time do you think     it is, idiot four-eyes?! [02:17] Kuni     You're the only one I know     who's still sleeping at 9:00 a.m. [02:20] Kuni     Do you think you can find the Azure Messenger,      the one who sent us that message? [02:24] Roku     Aren't you calling because you had     something else you wanted to ask me? [02:29] Kuni     So you know everything. [02:31] Roku     I only know what I actually know. [02:34] Kuni     I want to ask you about tracing     the bomb-building equipment. [02:37] Kuni     I'll send you the shipping manifest. [02:39] Roku     A bomb? [02:40] Roku     Things are looking up for you guys. [02:41] Kuni     Cut the small talk and get cracking. [02:44] Roku     Oh? [02:45] Kuni     This is to save lives. [02:48] Kuni     You may be regularly indulging     in illicit activities, [02:51] Kuni     but you should make yourself useful     to society sometimes. [02:53] Roku     Get off your high horse. [02:55] Roku     You're not my dad. [03:01] Kuni     No... SIGN    Episode 7: Love for the Disease Called Ideals [03:04] Kuni     I can never be your father. [03:08] Nobuko     Are you sure about this? [03:10] Nobuko     The Agency seemed hectic     due to the bomb threat. [03:14] Nobuko     Kunikida-sama seemed very busy, as well. [03:17] Dazai     Kunikida-kun is a workhorse. [03:20] Dazai     After all, he always spends two     hours before going to sleep [03:23] Dazai     reviewing and revising his notes. [03:24] Dazai     I doubt I could stand doing     that for two minutes. [03:26] Dazai     Maybe he's got some solider ants     working for him in his brain— [03:30] Dazai     Oh, I didn't know you     were here, Kunikida-kun. [03:32] Kuni     How could you ditch the     meeting during an emergency [03:34] Kuni     and go on a fancy afternoon date? [03:37] Dazai     Are you jealous of the fancy date? [03:40] Kuni     I'm not! [03:40] Naka     So he is. [03:42] Dazai     She's a victim who was nearly killed. [03:46] Dazai     Ensuring her safety and tending     to her psychological well-being [03:49] Dazai     is an important and urgent duty     for the Agency, wouldn't you say? [03:53] Kuni     Why are you, the poster child for sloth and      irresponsibility, a good fit for the task? [03:58] Kuni     Besides, given her good looks, [04:01] Kuni     I'd assume she has a boyfriend at least. [04:03] Dazai     Apparently, they broke up recently. [04:07] Dazai     That's why, Kunikida-kun, [04:08] Dazai     I say you can do this! [04:09] Kuni     Listen, Dazai! [04:11] Kuni     I came here because you skipped     out on the morning meeting [04:15] Kuni     and I need to tell you what's going on. [04:17] Dazai     I know what's going on. [04:20] Dazai     The goal of the Azure Messenger      who set the bomb [04:23] Dazai     is to crush the Agency. [04:25] Nobuko     Um... [04:26] Nobuko     Are you sure an outsider like     me should be hearing this? [04:31] Naka     Not really... [04:32] Dazai     Sasaki-san's a person of     interest in this case. [04:34] Dazai     There's no issue here. [04:35] Naka     What? [04:36] Dazai     Sasaki-san, what's the class you     teach at the university again? [04:40] Nobuko     Social psychology. [04:41] Dazai     That's great. [04:43] Dazai     I'd love to hear what you     think about this case. [04:47] Nobuko     About the Azure Messenger... [04:51] Nobuko     It may have something to     do with the Azure King [04:54] Nobuko     in the notorious Azure     Flag Terrorist incident. [04:57] Dazai     So you think that, as well. [04:59] Nobuko     It could very well be the     Azure King himself. [05:02] Nobuko     It's said that he blew himself up after     being cornered by the police, but... [05:06] Nobuko     it's possible he faked his death [05:08] Nobuko     and is still alive. [05:10] AK     This world is incomplete. [05:13] AK     One may grieve or pray, [05:14] AK     but people still die from     accidental circumstance, [05:16] AK     and evil goes unpunished to     flourish freely in this world. [05:20] Nobuko     A former official, [05:22] Nobuko     the Azure King set off a bomb in a     government facility and issued a statement. [05:26] Nobuko     His targets included killers whose cases were     dropped due to incompetent prosecutors, [05:30] Nobuko     as well as diet members who were engaged in     political corruption on a global scale... [05:35] Nobuko     All dangerous criminals untouchable by law. [05:37] AK     Then I shall desire the ideal world. [05:41] AK     It will be built not by     the divine hand of God [05:43] AK     but by our own bloodied fingers... [05:48] Naka     But if the Azure King is alive... [05:51] Naka     why would he attack the Agency like this? [05:54] Nobuko     I have no idea. [05:55] Dazai     Well, the one who backed the     Azure King into a corner [05:58] Dazai     is Kunikida-kun, who located his hideout. [06:01] Dazai     I see. [06:03] Dazai     Kunikida-kun is the target     of vengeance here. [06:05] Kuni     The terrorist's death was confirmed by the     military police after forensic analysis. [06:11] Kuni     There's no doubting it. [06:12] Dazai     Either way, [06:13] Dazai     you should stay on your guard     until you figure out who it is. [06:17] Dazai     We'll need to hide Sasaki-san     somewhere safe, as well. [06:19] Kuni     That I will not allow, Dazai! [06:21] Dazai     What do you mean? [06:23] Kuni     You think you can keep a lady in your room [06:25] Kuni     in the name of personal safety? [06:27] Kuni     And day and night, do such     and such unthinkable things?! [06:29] Dazai     Nothing like what you're imagining      is happening, though. [06:31] Kuni     Shame on you! [06:32] Kuni     Huh? [06:33] Dazai     When I first let her stay, [06:35] Dazai     I slept in an adjoining room [06:37] Dazai     and didn't lay a finger on her, of course. [06:39] Dazai     Well, I knew you misunderstood, [06:43] Dazai     but I thought it was funny     so I didn't correct you. [06:45] Naka     I really wonder why these two are partners. [06:51] Dazai     Kunikida-kun seems to like Sasaki-san a lot. [06:55] Dazai     Sasaki-san, what type of man do you like? [06:58] Nabuko     T-Type? [07:00] Nabuko     It would be presumptuous of me to     even have such a thing in mind... [07:06] Nabuko     But... I do think it is wonderful when     a man strongly believes in an ideal [07:11] Nabuko     and pours his heart and soul into it. [07:14] Dazai     That's totally Kunikida-kun. [07:17] Dazai     Okay, the two of you can pick up the rest. [07:19] Kuni     Hey, Dazai! [07:20] Kuni     D-D-Don't go making assumptions! [07:22] Dazai     Kunikida-kun, you're an open book. [07:25] Naka     Yeah... [07:26] Dazai     He may be a bit twisted, [07:29] Dazai     but as you can see, he is a high-minded     individual who lives and breathes for his ideals. [07:33] Dazai     Although, perhaps for that reason,     his ideal woman is a bit of a challenge. SIGN    Ideal [07:37] Dazai     Would you like to take a look? [07:39] Kuni     Bastard, not again! When did you— [07:42] Kuni     Give it back! [07:45] Nobuko     Kunikida-sama... [07:46] Kuni     Yes? [07:48] Nobuko     This goes too far. [07:51] Naka     Kunikida-san's crushed. [07:58] [Messenger] Sign 0759     From: Haruno Kirako      Subject: Received Word from Rampo-san      Atsushi-kun,      We heard back from Rampo-san!     His case is finished, so he has time to help us.      Haruno Kirako [07:59] Naka     We finally heard from Rampo-san. [08:03] Naka      [08:13] Kuni     So we know where the bomb is? [08:15] [Messenger] Sign 0819     Edogawa     Rampo [08:16] Rampo     And here I was hoping to sightsee in Kyuushuu [08:19] Rampo     and eat a hot springs egg now     that I solved my case. [08:22] Rampo     You all disappoint me. [08:24] Rampo     You can't conduct a single     investigation properly without me. [08:27] Dazai     We only have until sundown. [08:29] Dazai     Please tell us the location. [08:31] Naka     A department store? [08:32] Naka     A school? [08:33] Naka     Or a train station? [08:34] Naka     Any one of these could produce     casualties in the hundreds. [08:37] Naka     Where's the bomb? [08:40] Rampo     The fishing tackle store. [08:41] Naka     Huh? [08:42] Rampo     The bomb was set in a fishing     tackle store in Negishi. [08:45] Dazai     Oh, I see. [08:48] Dazai     You're amazing, Rampo-san. [08:50] Naka     But why a fishing tackle store? [08:53] Dazai     Do we have a map? [08:54] Kuni     Behind the seat. [08:56] Dazai     Page 97. [08:58] Naka     Page 97, okay... [09:01] Naka     Oh. [09:02] Dazai     The terrorist's target is     the petrochemical complex. [09:05] Kuni     I see. [09:06] Kuni     I don't know why I didn't realize it. [09:08] Dazai     Yokohama is one of Japan's major port towns. [09:12] Dazai     Here, there are many large facilities     that store oil and gas. [09:16] Dazai     If an explosion were to occur close enough     to ignite the storage tanks... [09:22] Dazai     the entire port will be     engulfed in flames. [09:26] Dazai     However, infiltrating a     facility of that nature [09:30] Dazai     will require getting past     pretty good security. [09:33] Dazai     The easiest approach would     be to put a bomb in a car, [09:36] Dazai     and leave the car near     one of the facilities. [09:39] Kuni     So, considering the effective range of     a bomb that can be loaded into a car... [09:43] Kuni     That fishing tackle store is the one     place that checks all the boxes. [09:49] Dazai     Bingo. [10:01] Dazai     The military police's bomb disposal     squad has found the bomb, [10:05] Dazai     but the bomb can't be moved     due to the timer device. [10:07] Dazai     They say it'll be difficult     to disarm it by sundown. [10:11] Dazai     We're having the nearby residents evacuate, [10:13] Dazai     but we're not sure there's enough time. [10:15] Naka     But... [10:16] Dazai     However, the bomb's set to deactivate     if we can transmit a stop signal. [10:22] Kuni     We have to do something. [10:27] Naka     Wh-What's going on?! [10:28] Kuni     A phone call. [10:29] Naka     Huh? [10:30] Kuni     Hello? [10:31] Roku     Hey, Four-Eyes, is now a good time? [10:33] Kuni     Rokuzou? [10:34] Naka     Um... [10:34] Kuni     What is it? [10:35] Naka     I feel we're causing a traffic jam... [10:40] Naka     Hello? [10:41] Rampo     Hello, Atsushi-kun. [10:42] Naka     Rampo-san? [10:44] Naka     Okay. [10:44] Dazai     Hello? [10:45] Fuku     Dazai? [10:45] Dazai     President? [10:46] Naka     Yes. [10:48] Dazai     What? The military police's... [10:49] Kuni     I see. [10:51] Kuni     Set a thief to catch a thief, I see. [10:52] Naka     I see. [10:53] Dazai     That's quite... [10:55] Naka     Okay. [10:55] Kuni     I understand. [10:56] Dazai     Yes. [10:57] Kuni     No, that's helpful. [10:58] Naka     Understood. [11:00] Dazai     I understand, President. [11:03] Kuni     I got a call from Rokuzou. [11:05] Kuni     Someone recently ordered a     transmitter and other equipment [11:08] Kuni     to be delivered to a former     defense force facility. [11:10] Naka     Rampo-san reached a similar conclusion. [11:12] Kuni     That settles it, then. [11:13] Dazai     My call was from the president. [11:16] Dazai     He was informed by the military     police that the driver has died. [11:19] Kuni     He's dead? [11:20] Naka     But I thought he was in the military     police's isolation ward for protection. [11:25] Dazai     He died after suddenly collapsing     in pain in his cell. [11:27] Dazai     The cause of death is unknown, [11:28] Dazai     but the numbers "00" were     marked on his palm. [11:34] Kuni     Numbers on his palm? [11:36] Kuni     What? [11:38] Kuni     What in the world's going on? SIGN    Former Defense      Force Facility SIGN    T-20 Minutes      Until Detonation [11:51] Dazai     Kunikida-kun! [11:56] Kuni     Doppo Poet! [11:58] Kuni     Flash Bang! [12:03] Kuni     We're at the right place! [12:04] Kuni     The two of you, go upstairs! [12:06] Kuni     Find the transmitter and     send the stop signal! [12:15] Kuni     What the... [12:19] Blond     Give me your number. [12:23] Blond     How've you been? [12:25] Blond     You're looking great. [12:27] Blond     I'm sure you have a great number. [12:33] Kuni     This is... [12:34] Blond     You sniffed out the place just     like your reputation predicted. [12:38] Blond     The Armed Detective Agency's impressive. [12:40] Blond     Very impressive. [12:45] Naka     The sun's setting... [12:48] Naka     Can you figure it out? [12:50] Dazai     It's easy! [12:51] Dazai     But I can't do it. [12:53] Naka     What? [12:53] Dazai     You have to insert the release     key here and turn it, [12:57] Dazai     but I don't have it. [12:59] Naka     What are we going to do?! [13:01] Giant     What are you doing here? [13:02] Dazai     Wow, we've got quite a heavy hitter here! [13:11] Kuni     This one's ability can     perform remote attacks! [13:14] Kuni     What's your number now? [13:17] Kuni     Number? [13:21] Gold     My ability cannot be evaded, you see. [13:25] Gold     I can send people who have numbers [13:26] Gold     in any direction I want. [13:29] Gold     Even if they're on the     other side of the earth. [13:32] Gold     And once their number becomes zero, [13:35] Gold     they'll die in agony. [13:37] Gold     None can escape that fate. [13:40] Gold     None... [13:41] Gold     None... [13:43] Gold     No one... [13:45] Kuni     Are you the leader of this group? [13:47] Blond     Your group poses a greater obstacle     than the Mafia, to be sure. [13:50] Blond     But the Armed Detective     Agency is now finished. [13:54] Blond     Here's the key. [13:55] Blond     It's the release key to stop the bomb. [13:58] Blond     Without it, you can't stop the bomb. [14:01] Blond     Do you want it? [14:03] Blond     Of course you do. [14:04] Blond     If you want it... here. [14:09] Blond     Now, there is no hope. [14:11] Blond     It's finished. [14:13] Blond     It's over, isn't it? [14:14] Kuni     You idiot! [14:22] Dazai     Atsushi-kun! [14:26] Dazai     You have really strong arms. [14:30] Dazai     You should have gone into     the porter business. [14:45] Dazai     Kunikida-kun! SIGN    Wire Gun [14:46] Kuni     I know! [14:53] Blond     Don't think you can pull     the same trick twice! [14:56] Kuni     Dazai! [14:57] Dazai     Here! [15:04] Blond     Will you be the next one     to give me a number? [15:09] Blond     Impossible! [15:11] Blond     Why has no number marked you?! [15:12] Dazai     Unfortunately, your ability will     no longer have any effect. [15:16] Dazai     Also, you should really have your partner     switch careers and be a porter. [15:25] Naka     The weight difference doesn't     seem to faze him at all. [15:29] Naka     Dazai-san. [15:31] Naka     Their partnership is amazing... [15:34] Naka     Oh, right! [15:35] Naka     Kunikida-san, the key? [15:37] Kuni     He broke it. [15:38] Naka     What?! [15:39] Naka     Then what about the bomb? [15:41] Naka     We don't have time— [15:42] Kuni     Calm down, brat. [15:44] Kuni     Doppo Poet. [15:45] [SONG] Sign     Release Key [15:46] Kuni     Release key. [15:49] Kuni     My ability allows me to recreate     anything if I have laid eyes on it [15:52] Kuni     and understood its form and function. [16:05] Kuni     However, the object's size is     limited to that of a pocketbook. SIGN    Ideal [16:10] Naka     So your notebook is really a tool     that brings your ideals into reality. [16:24] Nobuko     You're visiting the graves of     those who have lost their lives? [16:28] Kuni     Yes. [16:31] Kuni     When I first caused casualties during a job, [16:34] Kuni     I cried so much I couldn't get up, [16:36] Kuni     and I took time off from work without leave. [16:38] Kuni     But now, I don't even shed a tear. [16:40] Kuni     I just choose to visit their graves in     exchange, or that's how I think of it. [16:47] Nobuko     Will the dead by comforted by tears? [16:51] Kuni     I doubt they'd be comforted     or redeemed by tears. [16:54] Kuni     After all, their time stopped     at the moment of their deaths. [16:59] Nobuko     I confess I told a lie earlier. [17:04] Nobuko     My significant other and I     parted ways because he died. [17:07] Kuni     I see. [17:09] Nobuko     What you said is true. [17:11] Nobuko     Time no longer has meaning for the dead. [17:14] Nobuko     No matter what I may do for him, [17:16] Nobuko     he cannot rejoice in it, [17:18] Nobuko     nor smile because of it. [17:23] Nobuko     I lost my composure without meaning to. [17:25] Nobuko     I have something I must attend to. [17:27] Nobuko     Excuse me. [17:31] Nobuko     Goodbye. [17:37] Kuni     Hello. [17:39] Dazai     Kunikida-kun? [17:40] Dazai     I need you for something. [17:43] Kuni     What do you want here, of all places? [17:46] Dazai     What do you think this is? [17:48] Dazai     It's a survey of Yokohama we found      on a computer in their hideout. [17:52] Dazai     Surprisingly, it concludes that eradicating     the Agency is the first priority [17:56] Dazai     in order to take control of Yokohama. [17:59] Kuni     And not the Port Mafia,     who control the underworld? [18:02] Dazai     They were being manipulated     by false information. [18:06] Kuni     So there's another mastermind? [18:08] Dazai     Actually, I've sent an email to the     one I believe is truly behind this. [18:13] Dazai     I said I have proof that the person     is the one truly responsible. [18:16] Dazai     That person should be here any moment now. [18:29] Kuni     It can't be you! [18:31] Kuni     You're the one, Rokuzou?! [18:33] Roku     What are you talking about? [18:35] Roku     So it hasn't started yet? [18:37] Dazai     I see. [18:38] Dazai     You took a peek at my email by hacking     into my account, didn't you? [18:41] Kuni     So it's not really you! [18:43] Roku     I just wanted to take a look at the     one who's actually responsible. [18:47] Kuni     So it's really, really not you, right— [18:48] Roku     Look out! [18:56] Dazai     So you're the Azure Messenger, [18:59] Dazai     Sasaki Nobuko-san. [19:01] Kuni     It can't be... [19:02] Dazai     I doubt this is the first time     you used your intelligence [19:06] Dazai     to execute a crime, either. [19:08] Nobuko     He was a man who lived for his ideals. [19:11] Nobuko     He was pure in his intentions     to seek out the world of crime, [19:14] Nobuko     and that is why he got blood on his hands. [19:17] Nobuko     I just wanted to grant his desire     and make his ideals come true. [19:21] Dazai     Your significant other, the Azure King, [19:23] Dazai     was an idealist who wanted to prosecute     criminals who could not be judged by law [19:27] Dazai     through illegal means. [19:28] [Messenger] Sign 1929     Enhance      Reflection [19:29] Dazai     This incident was meant     to carry on his work... [19:31] Kuni     Lower your gun! [19:33] Kuni     What good will this accomplish? [19:35] Nobuko     Don't you understand? [19:37] Nobuko     You resemble him in a way... [19:41] Dazai     Your plan was very sophisticated. [19:44] Dazai     Without committing a single     crime of your own, [19:46] Dazai     you set up the Agency to take the fall, [19:48] Dazai     and you destroyed both the kidnapper and     the criminal organization behind him. [19:51] Dazai     But you yourself have no     convictions or ideals. [19:55] Dazai     You're just being swept along by the flow. [20:00] Nobuko     I'm just tired, now. [20:02] Nobuko     I want to be released from all this. [20:06] Nobuko     Will you shoot me, Dazai-san? [20:10] Nobuko     But I've lowered my gun. [20:13] Nobuko     If you were to shoot me now, [20:16] Nobuko     it'd be excessive use of force. [20:18] Nobuko     Kunikida-san's watching us. [20:21] Dazai     You're right. [20:22] Dazai     I can't shoot. [20:25] Dazai     However... [20:40] Roku     The Azure King killed my dad. [20:43] Roku     Good riddance. [20:49] Kuni     Why?! [20:51] Kuni     Why does it have to end this way?! [20:54] Kuni     What went wrong?! [20:55] Kuni     Who was wrong?! [20:57] Dazai     No one was wrong. [20:58] Dazai     This was the only possible outcome. [21:01] Kuni     Shut up! [21:02] Kuni     You could've saved her! [21:04] Kuni     Are you saying this is justice?! [21:07] Dazai     Justice is a weapon. [21:09] Dazai     It can be used to cause harm, [21:11] Dazai     but it cannot protect or save others. [21:14] Dazai     What killed Sasaki-san was, in the end,     the justice of the Azure King [21:18] Dazai     and of you. [21:23] Dazai     Kunikida-kun, [21:25] Dazai     as long as you pursue your ideals, [21:27] Dazai     the flames that burned in the Azure King     will one day take root in you... [21:31] Dazai     and raze everything around you. [21:33] Kuni     Still! [21:34] Kuni     I'll still push on until I push past it! [21:37] Kuni     Don't underestimate my ideals! [21:39] Kuni      [23:10] Yosano     Atsushi, aren't you hurt? [23:12] Naka     No, not in the slightest. [23:14] Naka     I am in good health. [23:16] Yosano     Oh, how boring. [23:18] Naka     Um, about your "treatment," Dr. Yosano. [23:20] Naka     How does it work, specifically? [23:22] Yosano     Would you like to find out? [23:23] Yosano     Why don't you ask Tanizaki since     he was treated by me before? [23:26] Naka     Oh, but Tanizaki-san just shivers in fear [23:29] Naka     and won't tell me anything. [23:31] Naka     Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 8: [23:34] Yosano Akiko     Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die. SIGN    Episode 8: Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die [23:36] Yosano     Ability: Thou Shalt Not Die.