3 - Yokohama Gangster Paradise

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[00:00] Sign 0006
    I...
[00:00] Sign 0006
    I...
[00:00] Dazai
    
SIGN    Apology by Armed Detective Agency Member
SIGN    Tanizaki Junichirou
[00:04] Tani
    I... I...
[00:06] Tani
    I'm so sorry!
[00:08] Naka
    Huh?
[00:09] Tani
    Though it was for your exam,
[00:10] Tani
    I was so rude to you.
[00:13] Tani
    My name is Tanizaki Junichirou.
[00:16] Tani
    I work as an assistant
    of sorts at the agency.
[00:19] Naka
    Please, it's all right.
[00:22] Naka
    He's not a bad person, really.
[00:25] Tani
    And this is—
[00:26] Naomi
    His little sister, Naomi.
[00:27] Naka
    Y-You're siblings?!
[00:29] Naka
    I'm not sure I see a family resemblance.
[00:34] Naomi
    Oh?
[00:35] Naomi
    You doubt us?
[00:36] Naomi
    Of course we're siblings by blood.
[00:40] Naomi
    We're quite similar, especially this part.
[00:44] Naomi
    Right, brother?
[00:47] Naka
    Oh, but...
[00:50] Kuni
    Don't pursue this line of
    inquiry with them too far.
SIGN    Atsushi reads 
    between the lines.
[00:52] Naka
    Er, okay...
[00:55] Kuni
    In any event, brat,
[00:57] Kuni
    today you have joined the ranks
    of our Armed Detective Agency.
[01:00] Kuni
    Do not be a burden to anyone,
     nor shame the Agency's good name.
[01:06] Kuni
    The rest of us are committed
    to that, at least.
[01:10] Kuni
    Right, Dazai?
[01:12] Dazai
    Would you strangle me with these
    fragile, delicate fingers?
[01:16] Kuni
    Are you going to smear mud on the Agency's
    name right as I'm saying we never would?!
[01:19] Kuni
    You bastard!
[01:19] Kuni
    Don't bother asking for
    her help all the time!
[01:23] Kuni
    I'll crush your neck with my own bony fingers!
[01:26] Naka
    By the way,
SIGN    Two Senior Colleagues 
    Shaming the Agency's 
    Good Name
[01:27] Naka
    what were both of you doing
    before you joined the Agency?
[01:31] Naka
    Uh, no real meaning behind
    that question, by the way.
[01:35] Dazai
    Take a guess.
[01:36] Naka
    Huh?
[01:37] Dazai
    Oh, it's a game we play often.
[01:41] Dazai
    The rookie tries to guess his senior
    colleagues' former occupations.
[01:44] Dazai
    Well, it's part of their training
    as private investigators.
[01:49] Naka
    Tanizaki-san and Naomi-san... were students?
[01:53] Tani
    Oh, bingo.
[01:55] Tani
    I'm impressed.
[01:56] Naomi
    How did you know?
[01:57] Naka
    I heard you are a part-time worker,
[02:00] Naka
    and I thought you might still
    be a student given your uniform.
[02:05] Naka
    Tanizaki-san seems close to
    me in age, so... just a hunch.
[02:09] Dazai
    Honesty is a virtue.
[02:11] Dazai
    What about Kunikida-kun?
[02:13] Kuni
    Who cares about what I used to be?!
[02:17] Naka
    Public worker?
[02:19] Naka
    An official?!
[02:21] Dazai
    Close.
[02:22] Dazai
    He was a teacher.
[02:24] Dazai
    A math teacher.
[02:26] Naka
    Huh...
[02:27] Kuni
    Of course you'd use the
    law of exponents here!
[02:31] Naka
    I can totally see that.
[02:33] Kuni
    It's all in the past!
[02:35] Kuni
    I don't even want to think about it.
[02:37] Dazai
    What about me, then?
[02:38] Naka
    You, Dazai-san?
[02:39] Dazai
    Yes, me.
[02:41] Naka
    Well...
[02:43] Naka
    Dazai-san was...
[02:46] Naka
    Dazai-san was...
[02:49] Naka
    It won't work.
[02:50] Naka
    I have no idea.
[02:52] Kuni
    Don't bother, brat.
[02:54] Kuni
    His former profession is one of the seven
    mysteries of the Armed Detective Agency.
[02:58] Tani
    The first person to get it
    right receives a reward, right?
[03:02] Naka
    A reward?
[03:04] Dazai
    That's right.
[03:06] Dazai
    No one's been able to guess right,
    so the reward's just ballooned.
[03:09] Naka
    Ballooned...
[03:11] Naka
    Reward!
[03:13] Naka
    B-By the way,
[03:15] Naka
    how much has this reward
    ballooned to, exactly?
[03:19] Dazai
    700,000 yen total.
SIGN    Seven Hundred Grand!!
[03:20] Naka
    Seven hundred grand?!
[03:23] Naka
    Oh!
SIGN    The Man has a fire 
    lit under him ——
[03:24] Naka
    S-So if I get it right, I can claim it?
SIGN     at the thought of a 
    700,000 reward —— 
    Currently penniless.
[03:27] Naka
    For real for reals?!
[03:29] Dazai
    A suicide proponent is true to his word.
[03:32] Tani
    Atsushi-kun looks excited.
[03:36] Naomi
    His determination is admirable.
[03:38] Naka
    Seven hundred grand will be mine!
[03:40] Naka
    Speculator?
[03:41] Dazai
    No.
[03:41] Naka
    Writer?
[03:42] Dazai
    Nope!
[03:42] Naka
    Office worker?
[03:43] Dazai
    Wrong!
[03:44] Naka
    Researcher!
[03:45] Dazai
    No.
[03:45] Naka
    Lawyer?
[03:46] Dazai
    No!
[03:47] Naka
    Journalist?
[03:48] Dazai
    Boo.
[03:48] Naka
    Carpenter!
[03:49] Dazai
    Nope.
[03:50] Naka
    Fortuneteller!
[03:51] Dazai
    No.
[03:51] Naka
    Pilot!
[03:52] Dazai
    Wrong.
[03:53] Tani
    It's all random...
[03:53] Naka
    Interpreter!
[03:54] Dazai
    Non, non!
[03:54] Naomi
    Yeah...
[03:54] Naka
    Japanese Chef.
[03:55] Dazai
    Booo.
[03:56] Naka
    No way, doctor?
[03:57] Dazai
    No way.
[03:58] Naka
    Shinto priest!
[03:58] Dazai
    No!
[03:59] Naka
    Actor!
[04:00] Dazai
    No! But...
[04:03] Dazai
    That's flattering.
[04:05] Kuni
    I bet you were just wandering
    around doing nothing.
[04:09] Dazai
    Nope.
[04:11] Dazai
    I would never lie about this.
[04:15] Dazai
    Do you yield, Atsushi-kun?
[04:18] Dazai
    Then you can take the check.
[04:20] Naka
    What?
[04:22] Dazai
    If you don't have enough on you right now,
[04:23] Dazai
    you can start a tab.
[04:24] Dazai
    After all, it's the
    Agency's go-to restaurant,
[04:27] Dazai
    the Vortex.
[04:27] Tani
    Yes, this is Tanizaki.
[04:29] Tani
    Yes, okay.
[04:31] Tani
    Got it.
[04:33] Kuni
    We have a job?
[04:34] Tani
    Yes.
[04:35] Tani
    The client's already at the Agency.
[04:38] Dazai
    Well, it's time to work.
[04:41] Dazai
    Let's save the guessing
    game for another time.
[06:19] Tani
    So...
[06:21] Tani
    You've mentioned that you'd like
    to request an investigation,
[06:24] Tani
    but what manner of investigation
    are we speaking of here?
[06:28] Dazai
    Beautiful...
[06:29] Dazai
    You're a lady as ephemeral and
    elegant as a lotus blossom.
[06:35] Dazai
    Would you be willing to join me
     in a double suicide—
[06:40] Higuchi
    What?
[06:41] Kuni
    Ah.
[06:43] Kuni
    Apologies for the disturbance.
[06:44] Kuni
    Don't worry.
[06:46] Kuni
    Please disregard what just happened.
[06:47] Kuni
    Please continue.
[06:52] Higuchi
    Regarding my request...
[06:55] Tani
    Y-Yes?
[06:56] Naka
    Wow.
[06:57] Naka
    She's managing to carry on as
    though everything's normal.
[07:00] Higuchi
    Well, it seems there's
    recently been a group of
[07:03] Higuchi
    distasteful people loitering in
    my company building's back alley.
[07:06] Tani
    And by distasteful, you mean...
[07:08] Higuchi
    They appear to be dressed in rags.
[07:10] Higuchi
    Some of them have been heard
    speaking a foreign tongue.
[07:14] Kuni
    They must be smugglers or some such.
[07:19] Kuni
    The military police may police all they want,
[07:21] Kuni
    but they keep multiplying
    like rats on a ship.
[07:23] Kuni
    They're unavoidable in a port town.
[07:26] Higuchi
    Right.
[07:27] Higuchi
    If we had some evidence that
    they're running afoul of the law,
[07:29] Higuchi
    we could reach out to the military police.
[07:31] Higuchi
    So...
[07:32] Kuni
    You want us to stake out the
    place and get that evidence.
[07:36] Kuni
    Brat.
[07:37] Naka
    Huh?
[07:38] Kuni
    You go.
[07:39] Naka
    What?!
[07:41] Kuni
    It's a simple stakeout job.
[07:44] Kuni
    Besides, smugglers are mostly harmless.
[07:46] Kuni
    They're usually only good
    at making a break for it.
[07:49] Kuni
    It's the perfect first job for you.
[07:52] Naka
    But...
[07:53] Kuni
    Tanizaki, go with him.
[07:55] Naomi
    If he's going, I'm going, too!
SIGN    Rookie Detective 
    Nervous About 
    His First Job: 
    Nakajima Atsushi
[08:04] Kuni
    Hey, brat.
[08:07] Kuni
    It's not that I lack sympathy for
    your unlucky, ill-begotten life.
[08:13] Kuni
    As such, I'll give you one hint
    for surviving in this city.
[08:18] Kuni
    Don't run into him.
[08:19] Kuni
    If you do, run.
[08:22] Naka
    Who is he?
[08:23] Dazai
    A mafioso.
[08:25] Dazai
    Though we call them that because
    we don't know anything else.
[08:29] Kuni
    They're a vicious criminal organization
    who claims the port as their territory.
[08:33] Kuni
    They're called the Port Mafia.
[08:37] Kuni
    They're the most dangerous bunch in
    the underground world of this city.
[08:39] Kuni
    Of them, the one in this photo
[08:41] Kuni
    is a very dangerous man beyond
    even this Agency's reach.
[08:45] Naka
    Why is he dangerous?
[08:47] Kuni
    Because he's gifted.
[08:50] Kuni
    His ability happens to be of the ruthless
    sort specialized for slaughter.
[08:54] Kuni
    Not even the military police
    stand a chance against him.
[08:56] Kuni
    I wouldn't want to fight him, either.
[09:00] Naka
    What's his name?
[09:04] Kuni
    It's Akutagawa.
[09:10] Aku
    I found a bag on the ground.
[09:13] Aku
    I think it's been lost by its owner.
[09:14] Cop
    Ah, lost and found.
[09:17] Cop
    Then if you could fill out this form...
[09:19] Cop
    Hm?
[09:20] Cop
    I've seen you before.
[09:22] Aku
    That's impressive.
[09:23] Aku
    I've already been found out.
[09:24] Cop
    Wait, is he the wanted fugitive?!
[09:28] Cop
    Stop!
[09:29] Aku
    The military police of this
    city are a distinguished force.
[09:43] Woman
    Excuse me,
[09:44] Woman
    could help me find—
SIGN    Wanted  Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
SIGN    Akutagawa Ryuunosuke 
    Ability: Rashoumon
SIGN    Episode 3: Yokohama Gangster Paradise
[10:00] Aku
    Done.
[10:01] Aku
    Next...
[10:06] Dazai
    You can't do a double-suicide alone...
[10:11] Kuni
    Hey, Dazai.
[10:13] Kuni
    What about the job?
[10:14] Dazai
    I'm waiting for a sign from above.
[10:16] Kuni
    Huh?
[10:17] Dazai
    With two, you can...
[10:19] Dazai
    Double-suicide... Double-suicide...
[10:22] Tani
    That's scary, all right.
[10:24] Naka
    It's not funny.
[10:26] Naka
    All this talk about vicious
    mafia and how you can die...
[10:29] Naka
    I'm not sure I'm cut out for this.
[10:32] Tani
    Well, even I've been able to manage.
[10:36] Tani
    You'll be fine.
[10:37] Naka
    But you're also gifted, right?
[10:41] Naka
    Your ability must be different
    from my own useless one...
[10:43] Tani
    I wouldn't set your expectations too high.
[10:46] Tani
    My ability's not suited for combat.
[10:48] Naomi
    You have a wonderful ability.
[10:51] Naomi
    I love it.
[10:54] Tani
    Stop, Naomi.
[10:55] Tani
    Not here.
[10:57] Naomi
    Oh, are you talking back to me?
[10:59] Naomi
    I wonder what mouth's saying
    such cheeky things...
[11:04] Higuchi
    We're here.
[11:05] All
    Huh?
[11:06] Higuchi
    This way.
[11:12] Naka
    It's kind of creepy.
[11:18] Tani
    That's strange.
[11:19] Tani
    Is this really the right place?
[11:22] Tani
    Um...
[11:23] Higuchi
    The name's Higuchi.
[11:24] Tani
    Higuchi-san.
[11:25] Tani
    Smugglers are a cowardly bunch.
[11:29] Tani
    They'll always have an escape route.
[11:31] Tani
    But this is a dead end.
[11:34] Tani
    If anyone came after them
    from that direction,
[11:36] Tani
    they'd have nowhere to run.
[11:37] Higuchi
    That's right.
[11:39] Higuchi
    I apologize. I led you into a trap.
[11:44] Higuchi
    My real target was you!
SIGN    Port Mafia: 
    Higuchi Ichiyou
[11:47] Higuchi
    Akutagawa-senpai.
[11:49] TN
    Akutagawa?!
[11:50] Higuchi
    I have them, as planned.
[11:52] Kutagawa
    Excellent.
[11:54] Kutagawa
    I'll be there in five minutes.
[11:57] Tani
    She's...
[11:58] Naka
    ...with the Port Mafia!
[12:01] Naka
    
[12:06] Tani
    She's...
[12:07] Naka
    ...with the Port Mafia!
[12:19] Naomi
    Brother... Are you okay?
[12:24] Tani
    Naomi?
[12:26] Tani
    Naomi!
[12:28] Tani
    God, what should I do?
[12:30] Tani
    Oh, right! Tourniquet!
[12:32] Tani
    Atsushi-kun, do you have
    a tourniquet on you?!
[12:33] Tani
    No, first, I have to clean the wound...
[12:36] Tani
    No!
[12:37] Tani
    I have to get her to Dr. Yosano.
[12:38] Tani
    We... We have to take her to the infirmary!
[12:40] Tani
    Atsushi-kun, get her legs!
[12:43] Higuchi
    My investigations have already revealed
    that you are a non-combatant member.
[12:47] Higuchi
    Let's have you follow the noble
    princess to the afterlife.
[12:51] Tani
    What?
[12:53] Tani
    You two-bit thug...
[12:58] Tani
    How dare you hurt Naomi!
[13:01] Tani
    Ability: Light Snow...
[13:03] Sign 1304
    Light Snow
[13:13] Higuchi
    Snow at this time of year?
[13:15] Tani
    Atsushi-kun, stay far back.
[13:19] Tani
    This one... is mine to kill!
[13:26] Higuchi
    What?
[13:27] Tani
    My Light Snow ability
[13:29] Tani
    transforms the entire space
    with snowfall into a screen.
[13:32] Higuchi
    What?
[13:33] Tani
    I have overlaid the background
    scenery onto my image.
[13:37] Tani
    You can't see me anymore!
[13:39] Higu
    I may not be able to see you,
[13:40] Higu
    but bullets can still hit you!
[13:47] Tani
    Wrong.
[13:57] Tani
    Die!
[14:10] Aku
    Fear death.
[14:13] Aku
    Fear slaughter.
[14:15] Aku
    Those who desire death
[14:17] Aku
    have an equal desire to die.
[14:19] Aku
    Therefore...
[14:22] (Flashback) Kuni
    Don't run into him!
[14:25] (Flashback) Kuni
    If you do, run!
[14:28] Aku
    It's nice to meet you.
[14:31] Aku
    I am Akutagawa,
[14:33] Aku
    one the Port Mafia's dogs, as is she.
[14:38] Higuchi
    Akutagawa-senpai!
[14:40] Higuchi
    I can handle this myself.
[14:45] Higuchi
    I believe my orders were to
    take the weretiger alive!
[14:48] Higuchi
    And yet here you are, gunning everyone down.
[14:50] Higuchi
    You useless cur!
[14:52] Higuchi
    Stand down.
[14:54] Higuchi
    I'm sorry.
[14:55] Naka
    Take the weretiger alive?
[14:57] Naka
    What are you after?
[14:59] Aku
    My target has always been you
    and you alone, weretiger.
[15:04] Aku
    Your fellow agents lying there
    just got caught in the crossfire.
[15:09] Naka
    This is because of me?
[15:11] Aku
    Indeed.
[15:13] Aku
    That is your karma, weretiger.
[15:15] Aku
    You will cause ill for everyone
    around you, just by being alive.
[15:20] (Flashback) Staff
    Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[15:22] (Flashback) Staff
    The world would be a better place
[15:24] (Flashback) Staff
    if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[15:25] (Flashback) Staff
    You'll never find a place where you belong!
[15:30] Naka
    My karma?
[15:33] Aku
    Ability:
[15:34] Sign 1536
    Rashoumon
[15:35] Aku
    Rashoumon.
[15:51] Aku
    I missed on purpose that time, of course.
[15:55] Aku
    But my Rashoumon has poor taste.
[15:58] Aku
    It devours anything and everything.
[16:00] Aku
    I intend to take you alive,
     but if you continue to resist,
[16:04] Aku
    I'll take your leg next.
[16:06] Naka
    Why...
[16:08] Naka
    Why me?
[16:10] Naka
    Is this my fault, too?
[16:13] Naka
    Do I make everyone around me
    suffer just by being alive?
[16:16] Tani
    A... Atsushi-kun.
[16:19] Tani
    Run, Atsushi-kun.
[16:22] Naka
    They're still alive.
[16:25] (Flashback) Kuni
    Today you have joined the ranks
    of our Armed Detective Agency.
[16:29] (Flashback) Kuni
    Do not be a burden to anyone,
     nor shame the Agency's good name.
[16:47] Aku
    Choosing death over surrender...
[16:48] Aku
    How tiresome.
[17:05] Aku
    That move wasn't half bad.
[17:08] Aku
    But in the end, it was a fool's last stand.
[17:11] Aku
    I told you.
[17:13] Aku
    My black beast is indiscriminate.
[17:16] Aku
    It devours anything and everything.
[17:18] Aku
    It consumed the very space bullets
    were attempting to cross to reach me.
[17:23] Aku
    Neither spears or flames can reach me
[17:27] Aku
    without a space to traverse.
[17:29] Naka
    How is anyone supposed to attack him, then?
[17:33] Aku
    And I am a man who keeps his word.
[17:56] (Flashback) Staff
    Quit crying, brat!
[17:59] (Flashback) Staff
    Only children who have parents
    to take liability for them
[18:01] (Flashback) Staff
    are allowed to cry without reservation!
[18:04] (Flashback) Staff
    A child abandoned by his parents
    has no license to cry!
[18:08] Naka
    That's right...
[18:10] Naka
    I've been abandoned countless
    times over the course of my life.
[18:13] Naka
    I was never allowed to cry,
[18:15] Naka
    no one ever accepted me,
[18:18] Naka
    and I never had a place I could call home.
[18:22] Naka
    And yet, I...
[18:28] Aku
    What?
[18:33] Higuchi
    His right leg regenerated.
[18:41] Aku
    This is how it should be.
[18:44] Higuchi
    Akutagawa-senpai!
[18:45] Aku
    Stand down, Higuchi!
[18:49] Aku
    What?
[18:50] Higuchi
    Senpai!
[18:52] Higuchi
    You...
[18:59] Higuchi
    The bullets can't pierce its skin...
[19:03] Aku
    Rashoumon...
[19:03] Sign
    Rashoumon
SIGN    Agito
[19:05] Aku
    Agito!
[19:18] Aku
    I was supposed to take you alive...
[19:21] Aku
    This is...
[19:23] Aku
    So I just ripped apart a mirage... then...
[19:28] Aku
    Rashoumon...
SIGN    Murakumo
[19:29] Aku
    Murakumo!
[19:35] Sign 1937
    No Longer Human
[19:36] Dazai
    Okay, that's enough!
[19:43] Aku
    What?
[19:49] Higuchi
    You're one of the detectives...
[19:51] Higuchi
    Why are you here?
[19:52] Dazai
    I'm the type who can't stop thinking about
    what a beautiful lady might be up to.
[19:55] Dazai
    I decided to secretly listen in.
[19:57] Higuchi
    Impossible.
[20:02] Higuchi
    Back then...
[20:08] Higuchi
    You had already seen through
    my plans even then.
[20:11] Dazai
    Come on, wake up, Atsushi-kun.
[20:14] Dazai
    I don't want to carry three
    people back at the same time.
[20:17] Higuchi
    You think we'll let you go alive?
[20:21] Aku
    Don't, Higuchi.
[20:22] Aku
    You can't win.
[20:25] Higuchi
    But, Akutagawa-senpai...
[20:27] Aku
    Dazai-san, we'll retreat for this round.
[20:31] Aku
    But the weretiger will be
    the Port Mafia's someday.
[20:37] Dazai
    Why?
[20:38] Aku
    Simple enough.
[20:40] Aku
    That weretiger has a bounty
    on him from the black market.
[20:44] Aku
    The bounty sum is seven billion yen.
[20:47] Dazai
    Now, that's very generous.
[20:50] Aku
    We'll pay a visit to your
    Agency at a later time.
[20:53] Aku
    The Port Mafia will claim that seven billion.
[20:57] Dazai
    Is that a declaration of war
    on the Armed Detective Agency?
[21:00] Dazai
    Try it... if you dare.
[21:05] Higu
    You are an insignificant
    small-scale operation,
[21:08] Higu
    whereas we are this city's
    darkness made incarnate.
[21:11] Higu
    We have connections in this city's
    politics and economy at every level.
[21:15] Higu
    An agency with a dozen or so operatives
[21:17] Higu
    will become ashes along with your entire
    office in less than three days' time.
[21:20] Higu
    No one has opposed us and lived.
[21:24] Dazai
    I know all that.
[21:27] Aku
    Indeed.
[21:29] Aku
    You know that better than anyone
[21:34] Aku
    being an ex-Port Mafia member, Dazai-san.
[21:34] Aku
    
[23:10] Kuni
    I heard, brat.
[23:12] Kuni
    There's a bounty on your head to the tune
    of seven billion on the black market.
[23:17] Naka
    Wh-Wh-What should I do?
[23:19] Naka
    Maybe the Port Mafia will
    come raid the Agency.
[23:23] Naka
    But why me?
[23:25] Kuni
    You caused this.
[23:28] Kuni
    Think about what you can do.
[23:30] Naka
    What I can do?
[23:33] Naka
    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, episode 4:
[23:37] Naka
    The Tragedy of the Fatalist.
SIGN    Episode 4: The Tragedy of the Fatalist