3 - Yokohama Gangster Paradise
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[00:00] Sign 0006
I...
[00:00] Sign 0006
I...
[00:00] Dazai
SIGN Apology by Armed Detective Agency Member
SIGN Tanizaki Junichirou
[00:04] Tani
I... I...
[00:06] Tani
I'm so sorry!
[00:08] Naka
Huh?
[00:09] Tani
Though it was for your exam,
[00:10] Tani
I was so rude to you.
[00:13] Tani
My name is Tanizaki Junichirou.
[00:16] Tani
I work as an assistant
of sorts at the agency.
[00:19] Naka
Please, it's all right.
[00:22] Naka
He's not a bad person, really.
[00:25] Tani
And this is—
[00:26] Naomi
His little sister, Naomi.
[00:27] Naka
Y-You're siblings?!
[00:29] Naka
I'm not sure I see a family resemblance.
[00:34] Naomi
Oh?
[00:35] Naomi
You doubt us?
[00:36] Naomi
Of course we're siblings by blood.
[00:40] Naomi
We're quite similar, especially this part.
[00:44] Naomi
Right, brother?
[00:47] Naka
Oh, but...
[00:50] Kuni
Don't pursue this line of
inquiry with them too far.
SIGN Atsushi reads
between the lines.
[00:52] Naka
Er, okay...
[00:55] Kuni
In any event, brat,
[00:57] Kuni
today you have joined the ranks
of our Armed Detective Agency.
[01:00] Kuni
Do not be a burden to anyone,
nor shame the Agency's good name.
[01:06] Kuni
The rest of us are committed
to that, at least.
[01:10] Kuni
Right, Dazai?
[01:12] Dazai
Would you strangle me with these
fragile, delicate fingers?
[01:16] Kuni
Are you going to smear mud on the Agency's
name right as I'm saying we never would?!
[01:19] Kuni
You bastard!
[01:19] Kuni
Don't bother asking for
her help all the time!
[01:23] Kuni
I'll crush your neck with my own bony fingers!
[01:26] Naka
By the way,
SIGN Two Senior Colleagues
Shaming the Agency's
Good Name
[01:27] Naka
what were both of you doing
before you joined the Agency?
[01:31] Naka
Uh, no real meaning behind
that question, by the way.
[01:35] Dazai
Take a guess.
[01:36] Naka
Huh?
[01:37] Dazai
Oh, it's a game we play often.
[01:41] Dazai
The rookie tries to guess his senior
colleagues' former occupations.
[01:44] Dazai
Well, it's part of their training
as private investigators.
[01:49] Naka
Tanizaki-san and Naomi-san... were students?
[01:53] Tani
Oh, bingo.
[01:55] Tani
I'm impressed.
[01:56] Naomi
How did you know?
[01:57] Naka
I heard you are a part-time worker,
[02:00] Naka
and I thought you might still
be a student given your uniform.
[02:05] Naka
Tanizaki-san seems close to
me in age, so... just a hunch.
[02:09] Dazai
Honesty is a virtue.
[02:11] Dazai
What about Kunikida-kun?
[02:13] Kuni
Who cares about what I used to be?!
[02:17] Naka
Public worker?
[02:19] Naka
An official?!
[02:21] Dazai
Close.
[02:22] Dazai
He was a teacher.
[02:24] Dazai
A math teacher.
[02:26] Naka
Huh...
[02:27] Kuni
Of course you'd use the
law of exponents here!
[02:31] Naka
I can totally see that.
[02:33] Kuni
It's all in the past!
[02:35] Kuni
I don't even want to think about it.
[02:37] Dazai
What about me, then?
[02:38] Naka
You, Dazai-san?
[02:39] Dazai
Yes, me.
[02:41] Naka
Well...
[02:43] Naka
Dazai-san was...
[02:46] Naka
Dazai-san was...
[02:49] Naka
It won't work.
[02:50] Naka
I have no idea.
[02:52] Kuni
Don't bother, brat.
[02:54] Kuni
His former profession is one of the seven
mysteries of the Armed Detective Agency.
[02:58] Tani
The first person to get it
right receives a reward, right?
[03:02] Naka
A reward?
[03:04] Dazai
That's right.
[03:06] Dazai
No one's been able to guess right,
so the reward's just ballooned.
[03:09] Naka
Ballooned...
[03:11] Naka
Reward!
[03:13] Naka
B-By the way,
[03:15] Naka
how much has this reward
ballooned to, exactly?
[03:19] Dazai
700,000 yen total.
SIGN Seven Hundred Grand!!
[03:20] Naka
Seven hundred grand?!
[03:23] Naka
Oh!
SIGN The Man has a fire
lit under him ——
[03:24] Naka
S-So if I get it right, I can claim it?
SIGN at the thought of a
700,000 reward ——
Currently penniless.
[03:27] Naka
For real for reals?!
[03:29] Dazai
A suicide proponent is true to his word.
[03:32] Tani
Atsushi-kun looks excited.
[03:36] Naomi
His determination is admirable.
[03:38] Naka
Seven hundred grand will be mine!
[03:40] Naka
Speculator?
[03:41] Dazai
No.
[03:41] Naka
Writer?
[03:42] Dazai
Nope!
[03:42] Naka
Office worker?
[03:43] Dazai
Wrong!
[03:44] Naka
Researcher!
[03:45] Dazai
No.
[03:45] Naka
Lawyer?
[03:46] Dazai
No!
[03:47] Naka
Journalist?
[03:48] Dazai
Boo.
[03:48] Naka
Carpenter!
[03:49] Dazai
Nope.
[03:50] Naka
Fortuneteller!
[03:51] Dazai
No.
[03:51] Naka
Pilot!
[03:52] Dazai
Wrong.
[03:53] Tani
It's all random...
[03:53] Naka
Interpreter!
[03:54] Dazai
Non, non!
[03:54] Naomi
Yeah...
[03:54] Naka
Japanese Chef.
[03:55] Dazai
Booo.
[03:56] Naka
No way, doctor?
[03:57] Dazai
No way.
[03:58] Naka
Shinto priest!
[03:58] Dazai
No!
[03:59] Naka
Actor!
[04:00] Dazai
No! But...
[04:03] Dazai
That's flattering.
[04:05] Kuni
I bet you were just wandering
around doing nothing.
[04:09] Dazai
Nope.
[04:11] Dazai
I would never lie about this.
[04:15] Dazai
Do you yield, Atsushi-kun?
[04:18] Dazai
Then you can take the check.
[04:20] Naka
What?
[04:22] Dazai
If you don't have enough on you right now,
[04:23] Dazai
you can start a tab.
[04:24] Dazai
After all, it's the
Agency's go-to restaurant,
[04:27] Dazai
the Vortex.
[04:27] Tani
Yes, this is Tanizaki.
[04:29] Tani
Yes, okay.
[04:31] Tani
Got it.
[04:33] Kuni
We have a job?
[04:34] Tani
Yes.
[04:35] Tani
The client's already at the Agency.
[04:38] Dazai
Well, it's time to work.
[04:41] Dazai
Let's save the guessing
game for another time.
[06:19] Tani
So...
[06:21] Tani
You've mentioned that you'd like
to request an investigation,
[06:24] Tani
but what manner of investigation
are we speaking of here?
[06:28] Dazai
Beautiful...
[06:29] Dazai
You're a lady as ephemeral and
elegant as a lotus blossom.
[06:35] Dazai
Would you be willing to join me
in a double suicide—
[06:40] Higuchi
What?
[06:41] Kuni
Ah.
[06:43] Kuni
Apologies for the disturbance.
[06:44] Kuni
Don't worry.
[06:46] Kuni
Please disregard what just happened.
[06:47] Kuni
Please continue.
[06:52] Higuchi
Regarding my request...
[06:55] Tani
Y-Yes?
[06:56] Naka
Wow.
[06:57] Naka
She's managing to carry on as
though everything's normal.
[07:00] Higuchi
Well, it seems there's
recently been a group of
[07:03] Higuchi
distasteful people loitering in
my company building's back alley.
[07:06] Tani
And by distasteful, you mean...
[07:08] Higuchi
They appear to be dressed in rags.
[07:10] Higuchi
Some of them have been heard
speaking a foreign tongue.
[07:14] Kuni
They must be smugglers or some such.
[07:19] Kuni
The military police may police all they want,
[07:21] Kuni
but they keep multiplying
like rats on a ship.
[07:23] Kuni
They're unavoidable in a port town.
[07:26] Higuchi
Right.
[07:27] Higuchi
If we had some evidence that
they're running afoul of the law,
[07:29] Higuchi
we could reach out to the military police.
[07:31] Higuchi
So...
[07:32] Kuni
You want us to stake out the
place and get that evidence.
[07:36] Kuni
Brat.
[07:37] Naka
Huh?
[07:38] Kuni
You go.
[07:39] Naka
What?!
[07:41] Kuni
It's a simple stakeout job.
[07:44] Kuni
Besides, smugglers are mostly harmless.
[07:46] Kuni
They're usually only good
at making a break for it.
[07:49] Kuni
It's the perfect first job for you.
[07:52] Naka
But...
[07:53] Kuni
Tanizaki, go with him.
[07:55] Naomi
If he's going, I'm going, too!
SIGN Rookie Detective
Nervous About
His First Job:
Nakajima Atsushi
[08:04] Kuni
Hey, brat.
[08:07] Kuni
It's not that I lack sympathy for
your unlucky, ill-begotten life.
[08:13] Kuni
As such, I'll give you one hint
for surviving in this city.
[08:18] Kuni
Don't run into him.
[08:19] Kuni
If you do, run.
[08:22] Naka
Who is he?
[08:23] Dazai
A mafioso.
[08:25] Dazai
Though we call them that because
we don't know anything else.
[08:29] Kuni
They're a vicious criminal organization
who claims the port as their territory.
[08:33] Kuni
They're called the Port Mafia.
[08:37] Kuni
They're the most dangerous bunch in
the underground world of this city.
[08:39] Kuni
Of them, the one in this photo
[08:41] Kuni
is a very dangerous man beyond
even this Agency's reach.
[08:45] Naka
Why is he dangerous?
[08:47] Kuni
Because he's gifted.
[08:50] Kuni
His ability happens to be of the ruthless
sort specialized for slaughter.
[08:54] Kuni
Not even the military police
stand a chance against him.
[08:56] Kuni
I wouldn't want to fight him, either.
[09:00] Naka
What's his name?
[09:04] Kuni
It's Akutagawa.
[09:10] Aku
I found a bag on the ground.
[09:13] Aku
I think it's been lost by its owner.
[09:14] Cop
Ah, lost and found.
[09:17] Cop
Then if you could fill out this form...
[09:19] Cop
Hm?
[09:20] Cop
I've seen you before.
[09:22] Aku
That's impressive.
[09:23] Aku
I've already been found out.
[09:24] Cop
Wait, is he the wanted fugitive?!
[09:28] Cop
Stop!
[09:29] Aku
The military police of this
city are a distinguished force.
[09:43] Woman
Excuse me,
[09:44] Woman
could help me find—
SIGN Wanted Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
SIGN Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
Ability: Rashoumon
SIGN Episode 3: Yokohama Gangster Paradise
[10:00] Aku
Done.
[10:01] Aku
Next...
[10:06] Dazai
You can't do a double-suicide alone...
[10:11] Kuni
Hey, Dazai.
[10:13] Kuni
What about the job?
[10:14] Dazai
I'm waiting for a sign from above.
[10:16] Kuni
Huh?
[10:17] Dazai
With two, you can...
[10:19] Dazai
Double-suicide... Double-suicide...
[10:22] Tani
That's scary, all right.
[10:24] Naka
It's not funny.
[10:26] Naka
All this talk about vicious
mafia and how you can die...
[10:29] Naka
I'm not sure I'm cut out for this.
[10:32] Tani
Well, even I've been able to manage.
[10:36] Tani
You'll be fine.
[10:37] Naka
But you're also gifted, right?
[10:41] Naka
Your ability must be different
from my own useless one...
[10:43] Tani
I wouldn't set your expectations too high.
[10:46] Tani
My ability's not suited for combat.
[10:48] Naomi
You have a wonderful ability.
[10:51] Naomi
I love it.
[10:54] Tani
Stop, Naomi.
[10:55] Tani
Not here.
[10:57] Naomi
Oh, are you talking back to me?
[10:59] Naomi
I wonder what mouth's saying
such cheeky things...
[11:04] Higuchi
We're here.
[11:05] All
Huh?
[11:06] Higuchi
This way.
[11:12] Naka
It's kind of creepy.
[11:18] Tani
That's strange.
[11:19] Tani
Is this really the right place?
[11:22] Tani
Um...
[11:23] Higuchi
The name's Higuchi.
[11:24] Tani
Higuchi-san.
[11:25] Tani
Smugglers are a cowardly bunch.
[11:29] Tani
They'll always have an escape route.
[11:31] Tani
But this is a dead end.
[11:34] Tani
If anyone came after them
from that direction,
[11:36] Tani
they'd have nowhere to run.
[11:37] Higuchi
That's right.
[11:39] Higuchi
I apologize. I led you into a trap.
[11:44] Higuchi
My real target was you!
SIGN Port Mafia:
Higuchi Ichiyou
[11:47] Higuchi
Akutagawa-senpai.
[11:49] TN
Akutagawa?!
[11:50] Higuchi
I have them, as planned.
[11:52] Kutagawa
Excellent.
[11:54] Kutagawa
I'll be there in five minutes.
[11:57] Tani
She's...
[11:58] Naka
...with the Port Mafia!
[12:01] Naka
[12:06] Tani
She's...
[12:07] Naka
...with the Port Mafia!
[12:19] Naomi
Brother... Are you okay?
[12:24] Tani
Naomi?
[12:26] Tani
Naomi!
[12:28] Tani
God, what should I do?
[12:30] Tani
Oh, right! Tourniquet!
[12:32] Tani
Atsushi-kun, do you have
a tourniquet on you?!
[12:33] Tani
No, first, I have to clean the wound...
[12:36] Tani
No!
[12:37] Tani
I have to get her to Dr. Yosano.
[12:38] Tani
We... We have to take her to the infirmary!
[12:40] Tani
Atsushi-kun, get her legs!
[12:43] Higuchi
My investigations have already revealed
that you are a non-combatant member.
[12:47] Higuchi
Let's have you follow the noble
princess to the afterlife.
[12:51] Tani
What?
[12:53] Tani
You two-bit thug...
[12:58] Tani
How dare you hurt Naomi!
[13:01] Tani
Ability: Light Snow...
[13:03] Sign 1304
Light Snow
[13:13] Higuchi
Snow at this time of year?
[13:15] Tani
Atsushi-kun, stay far back.
[13:19] Tani
This one... is mine to kill!
[13:26] Higuchi
What?
[13:27] Tani
My Light Snow ability
[13:29] Tani
transforms the entire space
with snowfall into a screen.
[13:32] Higuchi
What?
[13:33] Tani
I have overlaid the background
scenery onto my image.
[13:37] Tani
You can't see me anymore!
[13:39] Higu
I may not be able to see you,
[13:40] Higu
but bullets can still hit you!
[13:47] Tani
Wrong.
[13:57] Tani
Die!
[14:10] Aku
Fear death.
[14:13] Aku
Fear slaughter.
[14:15] Aku
Those who desire death
[14:17] Aku
have an equal desire to die.
[14:19] Aku
Therefore...
[14:22] (Flashback) Kuni
Don't run into him!
[14:25] (Flashback) Kuni
If you do, run!
[14:28] Aku
It's nice to meet you.
[14:31] Aku
I am Akutagawa,
[14:33] Aku
one the Port Mafia's dogs, as is she.
[14:38] Higuchi
Akutagawa-senpai!
[14:40] Higuchi
I can handle this myself.
[14:45] Higuchi
I believe my orders were to
take the weretiger alive!
[14:48] Higuchi
And yet here you are, gunning everyone down.
[14:50] Higuchi
You useless cur!
[14:52] Higuchi
Stand down.
[14:54] Higuchi
I'm sorry.
[14:55] Naka
Take the weretiger alive?
[14:57] Naka
What are you after?
[14:59] Aku
My target has always been you
and you alone, weretiger.
[15:04] Aku
Your fellow agents lying there
just got caught in the crossfire.
[15:09] Naka
This is because of me?
[15:11] Aku
Indeed.
[15:13] Aku
That is your karma, weretiger.
[15:15] Aku
You will cause ill for everyone
around you, just by being alive.
[15:20] (Flashback) Staff
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[15:22] (Flashback) Staff
The world would be a better place
[15:24] (Flashback) Staff
if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[15:25] (Flashback) Staff
You'll never find a place where you belong!
[15:30] Naka
My karma?
[15:33] Aku
Ability:
[15:34] Sign 1536
Rashoumon
[15:35] Aku
Rashoumon.
[15:51] Aku
I missed on purpose that time, of course.
[15:55] Aku
But my Rashoumon has poor taste.
[15:58] Aku
It devours anything and everything.
[16:00] Aku
I intend to take you alive,
but if you continue to resist,
[16:04] Aku
I'll take your leg next.
[16:06] Naka
Why...
[16:08] Naka
Why me?
[16:10] Naka
Is this my fault, too?
[16:13] Naka
Do I make everyone around me
suffer just by being alive?
[16:16] Tani
A... Atsushi-kun.
[16:19] Tani
Run, Atsushi-kun.
[16:22] Naka
They're still alive.
[16:25] (Flashback) Kuni
Today you have joined the ranks
of our Armed Detective Agency.
[16:29] (Flashback) Kuni
Do not be a burden to anyone,
nor shame the Agency's good name.
[16:47] Aku
Choosing death over surrender...
[16:48] Aku
How tiresome.
[17:05] Aku
That move wasn't half bad.
[17:08] Aku
But in the end, it was a fool's last stand.
[17:11] Aku
I told you.
[17:13] Aku
My black beast is indiscriminate.
[17:16] Aku
It devours anything and everything.
[17:18] Aku
It consumed the very space bullets
were attempting to cross to reach me.
[17:23] Aku
Neither spears or flames can reach me
[17:27] Aku
without a space to traverse.
[17:29] Naka
How is anyone supposed to attack him, then?
[17:33] Aku
And I am a man who keeps his word.
[17:56] (Flashback) Staff
Quit crying, brat!
[17:59] (Flashback) Staff
Only children who have parents
to take liability for them
[18:01] (Flashback) Staff
are allowed to cry without reservation!
[18:04] (Flashback) Staff
A child abandoned by his parents
has no license to cry!
[18:08] Naka
That's right...
[18:10] Naka
I've been abandoned countless
times over the course of my life.
[18:13] Naka
I was never allowed to cry,
[18:15] Naka
no one ever accepted me,
[18:18] Naka
and I never had a place I could call home.
[18:22] Naka
And yet, I...
[18:28] Aku
What?
[18:33] Higuchi
His right leg regenerated.
[18:41] Aku
This is how it should be.
[18:44] Higuchi
Akutagawa-senpai!
[18:45] Aku
Stand down, Higuchi!
[18:49] Aku
What?
[18:50] Higuchi
Senpai!
[18:52] Higuchi
You...
[18:59] Higuchi
The bullets can't pierce its skin...
[19:03] Aku
Rashoumon...
[19:03] Sign
Rashoumon
SIGN Agito
[19:05] Aku
Agito!
[19:18] Aku
I was supposed to take you alive...
[19:21] Aku
This is...
[19:23] Aku
So I just ripped apart a mirage... then...
[19:28] Aku
Rashoumon...
SIGN Murakumo
[19:29] Aku
Murakumo!
[19:35] Sign 1937
No Longer Human
[19:36] Dazai
Okay, that's enough!
[19:43] Aku
What?
[19:49] Higuchi
You're one of the detectives...
[19:51] Higuchi
Why are you here?
[19:52] Dazai
I'm the type who can't stop thinking about
what a beautiful lady might be up to.
[19:55] Dazai
I decided to secretly listen in.
[19:57] Higuchi
Impossible.
[20:02] Higuchi
Back then...
[20:08] Higuchi
You had already seen through
my plans even then.
[20:11] Dazai
Come on, wake up, Atsushi-kun.
[20:14] Dazai
I don't want to carry three
people back at the same time.
[20:17] Higuchi
You think we'll let you go alive?
[20:21] Aku
Don't, Higuchi.
[20:22] Aku
You can't win.
[20:25] Higuchi
But, Akutagawa-senpai...
[20:27] Aku
Dazai-san, we'll retreat for this round.
[20:31] Aku
But the weretiger will be
the Port Mafia's someday.
[20:37] Dazai
Why?
[20:38] Aku
Simple enough.
[20:40] Aku
That weretiger has a bounty
on him from the black market.
[20:44] Aku
The bounty sum is seven billion yen.
[20:47] Dazai
Now, that's very generous.
[20:50] Aku
We'll pay a visit to your
Agency at a later time.
[20:53] Aku
The Port Mafia will claim that seven billion.
[20:57] Dazai
Is that a declaration of war
on the Armed Detective Agency?
[21:00] Dazai
Try it... if you dare.
[21:05] Higu
You are an insignificant
small-scale operation,
[21:08] Higu
whereas we are this city's
darkness made incarnate.
[21:11] Higu
We have connections in this city's
politics and economy at every level.
[21:15] Higu
An agency with a dozen or so operatives
[21:17] Higu
will become ashes along with your entire
office in less than three days' time.
[21:20] Higu
No one has opposed us and lived.
[21:24] Dazai
I know all that.
[21:27] Aku
Indeed.
[21:29] Aku
You know that better than anyone
[21:34] Aku
being an ex-Port Mafia member, Dazai-san.
[21:34] Aku
[23:10] Kuni
I heard, brat.
[23:12] Kuni
There's a bounty on your head to the tune
of seven billion on the black market.
[23:17] Naka
Wh-Wh-What should I do?
[23:19] Naka
Maybe the Port Mafia will
come raid the Agency.
[23:23] Naka
But why me?
[23:25] Kuni
You caused this.
[23:28] Kuni
Think about what you can do.
[23:30] Naka
What I can do?
[23:33] Naka
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, episode 4:
[23:37] Naka
The Tragedy of the Fatalist.
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