# 1 - Fortune Is Unpredictable and Mutable
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***SIGN*** One Bowl of Tea on Rice
**[00:08] Naka**
*One bowl of tea on rice...*
**[00:15] Naka**
*Pickled plums, slivered nori,*
**[00:17] Naka**
*and leftover chicken from dinner...*
**[00:20] Naka**
*All doused in piping-hot water,*
**[00:23] Naka**
*then shoveled in with salted kelp...*
**[00:28] Naka**
*That was so good...*
**[00:30] Naka**
* All those bowls of tea on rice I'd sneak*
* into the kitchen to make at the orphanage...*
**[00:40] Naka**
Ow!
**[00:42] Naka**
Damn it...
**[00:43] Naka**
I'm gonna die of hunger.
**[00:48] Naka**
*My name is Atsushi.*
***SIGN*** Episode 1:
Fortune Is Unpredictable
and Mutable
**[00:50] Naka**
* Due to certain circumstances,*
* I'm about to die from starvation.*
**[00:57] Naka**
*After being driven out of the orphanage,*
**[00:59] Naka**
*I had nothing to eat, nowhere to sleep,*
**[01:01] Naka**
* and, as one might expect,*
* not a cent to my name.*
**[01:04] Naka**
*Yet, I lack the courage to commit theft.*
**[01:07] Naka**
* That is how I've arrived at*
* my current predicament...*
**[01:11] Naka**
*However...*
**[01:13] Naka**
*If I wish to live,*
**[01:15] Naka**
* I have no choice but to*
* steal and take from others!*
**[01:18] (Flashback) Man**
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
**[01:20] (Flashback) Man**
No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
**[01:22] (Flashback) Woman**
The world would be a better place
**[01:24] (Flashback) Woman**
if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
**[01:26] Naka**
Shut up...
**[01:28] Naka**
Shut up!
**[01:29] Naka**
Shut up!
**[01:31] Naka**
Shut up!
**[01:35] Naka**
Die in a ditch?
**[01:37] Naka**
I'm not gonna die!
**[01:40] Naka**
I'm gonna live, no matter what it takes!
**[01:42] Naka**
Okay...
**[01:43] Naka**
I'll rush the first person who comes along
**[01:45] Naka**
and rob them of everything they've got!
**[01:52] Naka**
Well, that was mission impossible.
**[01:54] Naka**
I can't catch him on an empty stomach...
**[01:56] Naka**
Next!
**[01:57] Army**
One, two, three, four!
**[02:00] Army**
One, two, three, four!
**[02:02] Naka**
I... I doubt military police'd be
toting their wallets during training.
**[02:06] Naka**
But the next person who
comes along... for sure!
**[02:11] Naka**
I've got this!
**[02:15] Naka**
Well...
**[02:17] Naka**
I can't possibly count him.
**[02:22] Naka**
Y-Yeah, I'll pass, please.
**[02:26] Naka**
I... I'll pass...
**[02:30] Naka**
Fine!
***SIGN*** In the end...
***SIGN*** ...I saved a life?
**[02:50] Naka**
You were floating down the river...
**[02:52] Naka**
Are you okay?
**[02:55] Dazai**
I made it.
**[02:58] Dazai**
Damn.
**[02:59] Naka**
"Damn"?
**[03:01] Naka**
*Did he just say "damn"?*
**[03:03] Dazai**
Are you the one who
interrupted my submersion?
**[03:07] Naka**
I was just trying to help.
**[03:10] Naka**
Huh?
**[03:11] Naka**
Submersion?
***SIGN*** Submersion...
**[03:12] Dazai**
You don't know what I mean by that?
**[03:14] Dazai**
I was trying to commit suicide.
***SIGN*** S-Suicide?!
***SIGN*** ...Suicide?
**[03:18] Dazai**
That's right.
***SIGN*** I was trying to kill myself.
**[03:21] Dazai**
But you just had to interfere...
***SIGN*** Why...
***SIGN*** ...am I being lectured?
***SIGN*** Wait, is he scolding me for saving him?
**[03:28] Dazai**
Still, my priority is to
commit a clean suicide
**[03:30] Dazai**
without being a burden to anyone.
**[03:34] Dazai**
Yet I did trouble you,
**[03:36] Dazai**
so the fault lies with me at this point.
**[03:38] Dazai**
I should apologize in some way.
***SIGN*** Growl
**[03:41] Dazai**
Are you hungry, boy?
**[03:43] Naka**
Well..
**[03:45] Naka**
I haven't eaten in several days.
***SIGN*** Growl
**[03:48] Naka**
Ugh...
**[03:50] Dazai**
How odd.
**[03:51] Dazai**
I'm also hungry.
**[03:53] Naka**
Then...
**[03:54] Dazai**
By the way, the river seems
to have taken my wallet.
**[03:58] Naka**
You've got to be kidding...
**[03:59] Kuni**
There you are, blockhead!
**[04:03] Dazai**
Oh, hey.
**[04:05] Dazai**
Nice work, Kunikida-kun.
**[04:08] Kuni**
Nice work?
**[04:10] Kuni**
And just who caused all this work,
**[04:12] Kuni**
you suicidal maniac?!
**[04:14] Kuni**
I've had enough of you disrupting my schedule!
**[04:16] Dazai**
Oh, right!
**[04:17] Dazai**
I have a great idea.
**[04:19] Dazai**
He's a colleague of mine from work.
**[04:21] Dazai**
Let's have him treat you to a meal.
**[04:23] Kuni**
Are you even listening to me?!
**[04:25] Dazai**
What's your name?
**[04:28] Naka**
Huh?
**[04:29] Naka**
Nakajima... Atsushi.
**[04:31] Dazai**
Well, come along, Atsushi-kun!
**[04:34] Dazai**
What would you like to eat?
**[04:37] Naka**
Um...
**[04:39] Naka**
Well, if it's not too much trouble...
**[04:40] Dazai**
Oh, there's no need to hold back!
**[04:43] Naka**
I'd like to eat tea on rice...
**[04:51] Dazai**
So a boy on the brink of starvation
wants to eat tea on rice?
**[04:54] Dazai**
Very well, let's have Kunikida-kun
treat you to thirty bowls of that!
**[04:59] Kuni**
Don't get all generous with my money, Dazai!
**[05:02] Naka**
Dazai?
**[05:04] Dazai**
Yeah, that's my name.
**[05:14] Dazai**
I am Dazai.
**[05:17] Dazai**
Dazai Osamu.
**[05:28] Kuni**
You're unbelievable.
**[05:31] Kuni**
Who goes "that's a nice river"
**[05:34] Kuni**
and jumps into it in the middle of a job?!
**[05:36] Kuni**
Thanks to you, look!
**[05:38] Kuni**
Look how off-schedule we are now!
**[05:40] Dazai**
You sure like your schedules, Kunikida-kun.
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[05:45] Kuni**
This isn't a schedule!
**[05:47] Kuni**
This is an ideal!
**[05:48] Kuni**
My guide in life!
**[05:51] Kuni**
And nowhere in this book
**[05:52] Kuni**
is it written that my work partner
is a suicidal maniac!
**[05:57] Kuni**
Shut up!
**[05:59] Kuni**
Nowhere on my projected expenses
page will you find written
**[06:01] Kuni**
that I will buy a million bowls of
tea on rice for a snot-nosed brat!
**[06:07] Kuni**
Like I said, it's a job!
**[06:10] Kuni**
Our job today?
**[06:12] Kuni**
It involves the military.
**[06:14] Dazai**
How are you two communicating, actually?
**[06:19] Naka**
I'm so full.
**[06:22] Naka**
I don't want to see another bowl
of this for at least ten years.
**[06:24] Kuni**
Why, you...
**[06:26] Kuni**
How dare you be so shameless
after eating on my dime?
**[06:30] Naka**
You're a real lifesaver.
**[06:33] Naka**
After leaving the orphanage
and coming to Yokohama,
**[06:36] Naka**
I've had nothing to eat and nowhere to sleep.
**[06:39] Naka**
I thought I'd die of starvation.
**[06:40] Dazai**
You're from an orphanage?
**[06:43] Naka**
Putting it one way, yes.
**[06:45] Naka**
But they kicked me out.
**[06:47] Dazai**
That's some non-profit there.
**[06:50] Kuni**
Hey, Dazai!
**[06:51] Kuni**
We're not some philanthropists going around
helping brats down on their luck, okay?
**[06:55] Kuni**
Let's get back to the job at hand.
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[06:56] Naka**
That reminds me, you said earlier that
your current job involves the military.
**[07:01] Naka**
What is your line of work, exactly?
**[07:02] Dazai**
Oh, we're just private investigators.
**[07:06] Naka**
Private investigators...?
**[07:07] Kuni**
That's not to say we only handle lost pets
and alleged extramarital affairs.
**[07:11] Kuni**
Perhaps you've heard of the
Armed Detective Agency,
**[07:13] Kuni**
an organization with individuals
possessing supernatural powers?
**[07:16] Naka**
What?
**[07:19] Naka**
* I've heard of this Armed*
* Detective Agency in rumors...*
**[07:25] Naka**
* Said to be an agency*
* specializing in objectives*
**[07:27] Naka**
* that cannot be entrusted to the*
* likes of the police or the military...*
**[07:30] Naka**
* A twilight armed force positioned*
* between the world of night and day...*
**[07:39] Naka**
* I'm told many from the Agency*
* possess supernatural powers...*
**[07:45] Naka**
*but does that also apply to these two?*
**[07:50] Dazai**
Check out that nice beam up there.
**[07:54] Kuni**
Don't analyze whether you can hang yourself
in a random teahouse we just stumbled into!
**[07:57] Dazai**
Don't get me wrong.
**[07:58] Dazai**
We're talking the hanging health method.
**[08:00] Kuni**
What's that about?
**[08:02] Dazai**
What, you don't know?!
**[08:04] Dazai**
It's so good for shoulder cramps!
**[08:06] Kuni**
What?!
**[08:06] Kuni**
Such a thing exists?!
**[08:08] Dazai**
Hey, write this all down!
**[08:11] Kuni**
Hanging... health... method...
**[08:15] Dazai**
I'm messing with you.
**[08:17] Naka**
* A-Are these two seriously with*
* the Armed Detective Agency?*
**[08:20] Dazai**
My partner gets himself washed up in a river,
**[08:22] Dazai**
and a brat on death's door just
stuffs himself with no shame.
**[08:25] Dazai**
My schedule for the day was just perfect,
**[08:28] Dazai**
but I have to start over from square one!
**[08:28] Naka**
So, about your job today...
**[08:29] Dazai**
I'll ensure that the job will be
completed on schedule, if nothing else!
**[08:32] Kuni**
Yeah?!
**[08:33] Naka**
Sorry, I shouldn't have asked!
**[08:36] Naka**
R-Right, of course your jobs are classified!
**[08:41] Kuni**
Today's job doesn't really require secrecy.
**[08:45] Kuni**
We're looking for a certain
tiger on behest of the military.
**[08:49] Naka**
A tiger?
**[08:50] Dazai**
A man-eater who's recently
appeared in these parts.
**[08:54] Dazai**
Well, not that we know for
sure it's devoured anyone,
**[08:56] Dazai**
but it's ransacked warehouses and
eaten farm produce and the like,
**[08:59] Dazai**
doing whatever it wants.
**[09:01] Dazai**
It's been spotted around here lately.
**[09:06] Dazai**
What's wrong, Atsushi-kun?
**[09:08] Naka**
I... I... I'll be leaving now.
**[09:11] Naka**
G-Good-bye.
**[09:12] Kuni**
Wait, brat!
**[09:15] Kuni**
You know something, don't you?
**[09:21] Naka**
You can't.
**[09:23] Naka**
No one can take it on!
**[09:25] Kuni**
You know the man-eating tiger?
**[09:28] Naka**
It's after me.
**[09:30] Naka**
It almost killed me!
**[09:32] Naka**
If it's been seen around here,
**[09:33] Naka**
I have to run, now!
**[09:39] Kuni**
Hey, brat!
**[09:40] Kuni**
You'll either pay for the food with
your arm or by telling us everything.
**[09:43] Dazai**
Now, now, Kunikida-kun.
**[09:45] Dazai**
Whenever you try to ask questions,
**[09:48] Dazai**
it becomes an interrogation.
**[09:49] Dazai**
The CEO's been talking to you about this.
**[09:53] Dazai**
And...
**[09:55] Dazai**
what do you know about this tiger?
**[09:59] Naka**
My orphanage was trashed by that tiger.
**[10:03] Naka**
It ravaged our fields,
**[10:05] Naka**
it ravaged our chicken coop,
**[10:07] Naka**
and even our warehouse.
**[10:09] Naka**
No one died, sure,
**[10:13] Naka**
but the orphanage was already
on a shoestring budget.
**[10:17] Naka**
I got kicked out so that they
had one less mouth to feed.
**[10:19] (Flashback) Man**
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
**[10:21] (Flashback) Woman**
The world would be a better place if
you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
**[10:24] (Flashback) Naka**
Why me? I didn't do anything...
**[10:26] (Flashback) Man**
We don't need worthless louts!
**[10:29] (Flashback) Man**
You'll never find a place where you belong!
**[10:33] (Flashback) Man**
Just go! I hope you rot in hell!
**[10:38] Dazai**
Well, that's tragic.
**[10:41] Kuni**
So, boy, what's this talk about
the tiger almost killing you?
**[10:45] Naka**
The man-eater always shows up wherever I go.
**[10:52] Naka**
Just a while ago, when I was
walking around Tsurumi...
**[11:09] Man**
It's a tiger!
**[11:10] Man**
There's a tiger!
**[11:14] Naka**
I'd seen it out of the corner
of my eyes many times,
**[11:17] Naka**
starting two weeks before I was
chased out of the orphanage.
**[11:19] Naka**
I'm sure it's come all the way
to the city in search of me.
**[11:22] Dazai**
When was the last time you saw the tiger?
**[11:27] Naka**
I think I saw it around Tsurumi
**[11:30] Naka**
about four days ago.
**[11:31] Kuni**
It's true that its antics have been
focused here for the past two weeks.
**[11:36] Kuni**
In addition, it was sighted
around Tsurumi four days ago.
**[11:43] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun, are you free?
**[11:46] Naka**
*I have a really bad feeling about this...*
**[11:49] Dazai**
You being the man-eater's target
presents an excellent opportunity.
**[11:53] Naka**
Huh?
**[11:54] Dazai**
Please help us find the tiger.
**[11:56] Naka**
No way!
**[11:57] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun, please go back to the
Agency and give this to the president.
**[12:00] Kuni**
Hey, don't tell me you plan to catch the
tiger all alone with the two of you?
**[12:02] Kuni**
We should first confirm whether
his information is accurate.
**[12:05] Dazai**
It's fine.
**[12:09] Naka**
I'm not doing this, okay?!
**[12:11] Naka**
This means you're going
to use me as bait, right?
**[12:13] Naka**
Who in their right mind would agree to that—
**[12:14] Dazai**
There's a reward.
***SIGN*** Currently penniless.
**[12:17] Naka**
What? Reward?
**[12:19] Naka**
A reward?
**[12:21] Naka**
Nah...
**[12:23] Naka**
You're not gonna tempt me with that!
**[12:25] Naka**
B-But just for reference,
**[12:28] Naka**
how much would the reward be...?
**[12:31] Dazai**
About this much.
**[12:47] Naka**
Dazai-san, what are you reading?
**[12:51] Dazai**
A good book.
**[12:53] Naka**
I'm surprised you can
read when it's this dark.
**[12:55] Dazai**
I have good vision.
***SIGN*** Complete
Guide to Suicide
**[12:57] Dazai**
Besides, I already know everything
that happens in this book.
**[13:01] Naka**
Why are you reading it, then?
**[13:04] Dazai**
A good book is always good, no matter
how many times you've already read it.
**[13:11] Naka**
Will the tiger really show up here?
**[13:14] Dazai**
It will.
**[13:17] Dazai**
Don't worry.
**[13:21] Dazai**
Even if it shows up, it's no match for me.
**[13:25] Dazai**
I may not look like much,
**[13:26] Dazai**
but I am an operative of
the Armed Detective Agency.
**[13:29] Naka**
You're really confident.
**[13:31] Naka**
I'm kind of jealous.
**[13:34] Naka**
They called me a good-for-nothing at the
orphanage as far back as I can remember.
**[13:38] Naka**
And now, I don't even know where I'll sleep tonight
or whether I'll be able to earn my keep tomorrow.
**[13:43] (Flashback) Man**
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
**[13:44] (Flashback) Man**
You'll never find a place where you belong!
**[13:50] Naka**
No one'd care if someone like me
were to die in a ditch somewhere.
**[13:54] Naka**
Yeah, I may be better off eaten by a tiger...
**[14:01] Dazai**
Well, then...
**[14:03] Dazai**
I think it'll be soon.
**[14:05] Naka**
What?!
**[14:08] Naka**
I... I just heard something back there.
**[14:10] Dazai**
Yeah.
**[14:11] Naka**
I bet that's the tiger, Dazai-san!
**[14:13] Dazai**
No, I think the wind just
knocked something down.
**[14:17] Naka**
It's the man-eater!
**[14:18] Naka**
It's come to eat me!
**[14:20] Dazai**
Calm down, Atsushi-kun.
**[14:23] Dazai**
Tigers don't show up from places like that.
**[14:26] Naka**
How do you know for sure?!
**[14:27] Dazai**
Something wasn't quite right to begin with.
**[14:31] Dazai**
Just because their finances went south,
**[14:33] Dazai**
why would an orphanage banish a child?
**[14:37] Dazai**
It's not some farming
village from a bygone era.
**[14:39] Dazai**
Banishing one or two mouths to feed would
hardly put a dent in their deficit.
**[14:45] Dazai**
It'd make more sense to downsize
**[14:47] Dazai**
by transferring half of the kids
to a different orphanage.
**[14:53] Naka**
What are you talking about, Dazai-san?
**[14:57] Dazai**
You came to this city two weeks ago...
**[15:00] Dazai**
The tiger also appeared in
this city two weeks ago.
**[15:05] Dazai**
You were in the Tsurumi area four days ago.
**[15:09] Dazai**
The tiger was also sighted
there four days ago.
**[15:14] Dazai**
Remember what Kunikida-kun said?
**[15:16] Dazai**
The Armed Detective Agency is comprised
of individuals with supernatural powers.
**[15:21] Dazai**
Though not a well-known fact,
**[15:23] Dazai**
there are quite a few individuals who
possess supernatural abilities in this world.
**[15:29] Dazai**
Some use their powers to
achieve great success,
**[15:32] Dazai**
while others fall into ruin as a result
of being unable to control their powers.
**[15:39] Dazai**
I'm guessing that the orphanage
staff knew who the tiger was,
**[15:43] Dazai**
but declined to enlighten you.
**[15:46] Dazai**
You were the only one who remained ignorant.
**[15:48] Dazai**
You also have supernatural powers.
**[15:52] Dazai**
You have the ability to transform
into a wild beast in the moonlight.
**[16:06] Dazai**
This is impressive.
**[16:08] Dazai**
You could easily...
**[16:13] Dazai**
snap a person's neck.
**[16:20] Dazai**
It wouldn't be so bad to meet one's end
**[16:23] Dazai**
being eaten by a beast,
**[16:26] Dazai**
but you can't kill me.
**[16:30] Dazai**
My ability is...
**[16:31] Sign 1633**
No Longer Human
**[16:32] Dazai**
No Longer Human.
**[16:43] Dazai**
My ability allows me to render
any other ability null
**[16:47] Dazai**
through simple touch.
**[17:03] Dazai**
I have no such tastes in men.
***SIGN*** Thud
**[17:07] Kuni**
Hey, Dazai!
**[17:09] Dazai**
Oh, you're late, Kunikida-kun.
**[17:12] Dazai**
I've captured the tiger.
**[17:14] Kuni**
What, it's this boy?
**[17:17] Dazai**
He has the ability to transform into a tiger.
**[17:20] Kuni**
Jeez.
**[17:23] Kuni**
What was with this note?
**[17:25] Dazai**
"A tiger will appear in the warehouse
in the fifteenth district."
**[17:28] Dazai**
"Secure the perimeter so
that it can't get away."
**[17:30] Dazai**
It's an excellent, concise note.
**[17:33] Kuni**
You've left out the most important detail!
**[17:35] Kuni**
Next time, explain in advance.
**[17:37] Kuni**
Thanks to you, I had to bring in
guys who weren't even on call.
**[17:40] Kuni**
Take them out for drinks later.
**[17:42] Kenji**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Yosano Akiko
***SIGN*** Ability:
Thou Shalt Not Die
**[17:47] Yosa**
What, no casualties?
**[17:50] Yosa**
How boring.
***SIGN*** Edogawa Rampo
***SIGN*** Ability:
Ultra-Deduction
**[17:52] Rampo**
You've come a long way, Dazai.
**[17:55] Rampo**
Though you still have a ways to go
before you even come close to me.
***SIGN*** Miyazawa Kenji
***SIGN*** Ability: Be Not
Defeated by the Rain
**[17:58] Kenji**
But what are we going to do with him?
**[18:02] Kenji**
He didn't know he was doing it, right?
**[18:04] Kuni**
Yeah, you're right.
***SIGN*** Kunikida Doppo
***SIGN*** Ability: Doppo Poet
**[18:07] Kuni**
What do you think, Dazai?
**[18:08] Kuni**
The ward's designated him as a major threat.
***SIGN*** Dazai Osamu
***SIGN*** Ability:
No Longer Human
**[18:14] Dazai**
I've already made a decision.
**[18:25] (Flashback) Naka**
They called me a good-for-nothing at the
orphanage as far back as I can remember.
**[18:29] (Flashback) Naka**
And now, I don't even know where I'll sleep tonight
or whether I'll be able to earn my keep tomorrow.
**[18:34] (Flashback) Naka**
No one'd care if someone like me
were to die in a ditch somewhere.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Naka**
Yeah, I may be better
off eaten by a tiger...
**[18:47] Dazai**
We'll make him one of us.
**[18:49] Kenji**
Nice!
**[18:49] Yosa**
Are you serious?
**[18:51] Rampo**
Dazai, you *are* an idiot.
**[18:55] Kuni**
What gives you the right to decide that?
**[18:56] Kenji**
There, there.
**[18:57] Dazai**
Wake up, boy!
**[19:00] Dazai**
* Here, in a city teeming*
* with the supernatural...*
**[19:03] Dazai**
* Here, in a detective agency*
* teeming with eccentrics...*
**[19:07] Dazai**
*A strange tale is about to unfold.*
**[19:10] Dazai**
* This is only a sign of things to come...*
* A premonition, if you will.*
**[19:15] Dazai**
*Now...*
**[19:19] Naka**
Huh?
**[19:24] Naka**
I...
**[19:26] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun.
**[19:28] Dazai**
Do you remember nothing at all
from when you were transformed?
**[19:32] Naka**
What are you talking about?
**[19:34] Dazai**
Oh.
**[19:35] Dazai**
But your right hand's still there.
**[19:37] Naka**
Right hand?
**[19:46] Naka**
What?!
***SIGN*** Nakajima Atsushi
***SIGN*** Ability: Beast Beneath The Moonlight
**[19:49] Naka**
What the?
**[19:49] Naka**
What's this?
**[19:51] Naka**
What the hell?!
**[19:53] Dazai**
Nakajima Atsushi!
**[19:57] Dazai**
You'll become one of us.
**[20:01] Dazai**
From this day forth, you'll be a member
of the Armed Detective Agency.
**[20:08] Naka**
Huh?
**[21:44] Naka**
It's been a long time since
I've slept on a futon.
**[21:46] Naka**
I feel reborn...
**[21:48] Kuni**
Hey, brat.
**[21:49] Kuni**
There's an emergency.
**[21:50] Kuni**
Hightail it over to the detective agency.
**[21:52] Naka**
An emergency?
**[21:54] Kuni**
A bomber's taken a hostage and
holed himself up in our office.
**[21:57] Naka**
I don't want to go!
**[22:00] Naka**
Next time on *Bungo Stray Dogs*, episode 2:
***SIGN*** Episode 2:
A Certain Bomb
**[22:04] Naka**
"A Certain Bomb."
**[22:06] Kuni**
Ability: Doppo Poet.
***SIGN*** Wire Gun