# Bungo Stray Dogs
Kicked out of his orphanage and on the verge of starving to death, Nakajima Atsushi meets some strange men. One of them, Dazai Osamu, is a suicidal man attempting to drown himself in broad daylight. The other, bespectacled Kunikida Doppo, nervously stands by flipping through a notepad. Both are members of the "Armed Detective Agency" said to solve incidents that even the military and police won't touch. Atsushi ends up accompanying them on a mission to eliminate a man-eating tiger that's been terrorizing the population...
# Season 1
# 1 - Fortune Is Unpredictable and Mutable
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** One Bowl of Tea on Rice
**[00:08] Naka**
*One bowl of tea on rice...*
**[00:15] Naka**
*Pickled plums, slivered nori,*
**[00:17] Naka**
*and leftover chicken from dinner...*
**[00:20] Naka**
*All doused in piping-hot water,*
**[00:23] Naka**
*then shoveled in with salted kelp...*
**[00:28] Naka**
*That was so good...*
**[00:30] Naka**
* All those bowls of tea on rice I'd sneak*
* into the kitchen to make at the orphanage...*
**[00:40] Naka**
Ow!
**[00:42] Naka**
Damn it...
**[00:43] Naka**
I'm gonna die of hunger.
**[00:48] Naka**
*My name is Atsushi.*
***SIGN*** Episode 1:
Fortune Is Unpredictable
and Mutable
**[00:50] Naka**
* Due to certain circumstances,*
* I'm about to die from starvation.*
**[00:57] Naka**
*After being driven out of the orphanage,*
**[00:59] Naka**
*I had nothing to eat, nowhere to sleep,*
**[01:01] Naka**
* and, as one might expect,*
* not a cent to my name.*
**[01:04] Naka**
*Yet, I lack the courage to commit theft.*
**[01:07] Naka**
* That is how I've arrived at*
* my current predicament...*
**[01:11] Naka**
*However...*
**[01:13] Naka**
*If I wish to live,*
**[01:15] Naka**
* I have no choice but to*
* steal and take from others!*
**[01:18] (Flashback) Man**
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
**[01:20] (Flashback) Man**
No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
**[01:22] (Flashback) Woman**
The world would be a better place
**[01:24] (Flashback) Woman**
if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
**[01:26] Naka**
Shut up...
**[01:28] Naka**
Shut up!
**[01:29] Naka**
Shut up!
**[01:31] Naka**
Shut up!
**[01:35] Naka**
Die in a ditch?
**[01:37] Naka**
I'm not gonna die!
**[01:40] Naka**
I'm gonna live, no matter what it takes!
**[01:42] Naka**
Okay...
**[01:43] Naka**
I'll rush the first person who comes along
**[01:45] Naka**
and rob them of everything they've got!
**[01:52] Naka**
Well, that was mission impossible.
**[01:54] Naka**
I can't catch him on an empty stomach...
**[01:56] Naka**
Next!
**[01:57] Army**
One, two, three, four!
**[02:00] Army**
One, two, three, four!
**[02:02] Naka**
I... I doubt military police'd be
toting their wallets during training.
**[02:06] Naka**
But the next person who
comes along... for sure!
**[02:11] Naka**
I've got this!
**[02:15] Naka**
Well...
**[02:17] Naka**
I can't possibly count him.
**[02:22] Naka**
Y-Yeah, I'll pass, please.
**[02:26] Naka**
I... I'll pass...
**[02:30] Naka**
Fine!
***SIGN*** In the end...
***SIGN*** ...I saved a life?
**[02:50] Naka**
You were floating down the river...
**[02:52] Naka**
Are you okay?
**[02:55] Dazai**
I made it.
**[02:58] Dazai**
Damn.
**[02:59] Naka**
"Damn"?
**[03:01] Naka**
*Did he just say "damn"?*
**[03:03] Dazai**
Are you the one who
interrupted my submersion?
**[03:07] Naka**
I was just trying to help.
**[03:10] Naka**
Huh?
**[03:11] Naka**
Submersion?
***SIGN*** Submersion...
**[03:12] Dazai**
You don't know what I mean by that?
**[03:14] Dazai**
I was trying to commit suicide.
***SIGN*** S-Suicide?!
***SIGN*** ...Suicide?
**[03:18] Dazai**
That's right.
***SIGN*** I was trying to kill myself.
**[03:21] Dazai**
But you just had to interfere...
***SIGN*** Why...
***SIGN*** ...am I being lectured?
***SIGN*** Wait, is he scolding me for saving him?
**[03:28] Dazai**
Still, my priority is to
commit a clean suicide
**[03:30] Dazai**
without being a burden to anyone.
**[03:34] Dazai**
Yet I did trouble you,
**[03:36] Dazai**
so the fault lies with me at this point.
**[03:38] Dazai**
I should apologize in some way.
***SIGN*** Growl
**[03:41] Dazai**
Are you hungry, boy?
**[03:43] Naka**
Well..
**[03:45] Naka**
I haven't eaten in several days.
***SIGN*** Growl
**[03:48] Naka**
Ugh...
**[03:50] Dazai**
How odd.
**[03:51] Dazai**
I'm also hungry.
**[03:53] Naka**
Then...
**[03:54] Dazai**
By the way, the river seems
to have taken my wallet.
**[03:58] Naka**
You've got to be kidding...
**[03:59] Kuni**
There you are, blockhead!
**[04:03] Dazai**
Oh, hey.
**[04:05] Dazai**
Nice work, Kunikida-kun.
**[04:08] Kuni**
Nice work?
**[04:10] Kuni**
And just who caused all this work,
**[04:12] Kuni**
you suicidal maniac?!
**[04:14] Kuni**
I've had enough of you disrupting my schedule!
**[04:16] Dazai**
Oh, right!
**[04:17] Dazai**
I have a great idea.
**[04:19] Dazai**
He's a colleague of mine from work.
**[04:21] Dazai**
Let's have him treat you to a meal.
**[04:23] Kuni**
Are you even listening to me?!
**[04:25] Dazai**
What's your name?
**[04:28] Naka**
Huh?
**[04:29] Naka**
Nakajima... Atsushi.
**[04:31] Dazai**
Well, come along, Atsushi-kun!
**[04:34] Dazai**
What would you like to eat?
**[04:37] Naka**
Um...
**[04:39] Naka**
Well, if it's not too much trouble...
**[04:40] Dazai**
Oh, there's no need to hold back!
**[04:43] Naka**
I'd like to eat tea on rice...
**[04:51] Dazai**
So a boy on the brink of starvation
wants to eat tea on rice?
**[04:54] Dazai**
Very well, let's have Kunikida-kun
treat you to thirty bowls of that!
**[04:59] Kuni**
Don't get all generous with my money, Dazai!
**[05:02] Naka**
Dazai?
**[05:04] Dazai**
Yeah, that's my name.
**[05:14] Dazai**
I am Dazai.
**[05:17] Dazai**
Dazai Osamu.
**[05:28] Kuni**
You're unbelievable.
**[05:31] Kuni**
Who goes "that's a nice river"
**[05:34] Kuni**
and jumps into it in the middle of a job?!
**[05:36] Kuni**
Thanks to you, look!
**[05:38] Kuni**
Look how off-schedule we are now!
**[05:40] Dazai**
You sure like your schedules, Kunikida-kun.
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[05:45] Kuni**
This isn't a schedule!
**[05:47] Kuni**
This is an ideal!
**[05:48] Kuni**
My guide in life!
**[05:51] Kuni**
And nowhere in this book
**[05:52] Kuni**
is it written that my work partner
is a suicidal maniac!
**[05:57] Kuni**
Shut up!
**[05:59] Kuni**
Nowhere on my projected expenses
page will you find written
**[06:01] Kuni**
that I will buy a million bowls of
tea on rice for a snot-nosed brat!
**[06:07] Kuni**
Like I said, it's a job!
**[06:10] Kuni**
Our job today?
**[06:12] Kuni**
It involves the military.
**[06:14] Dazai**
How are you two communicating, actually?
**[06:19] Naka**
I'm so full.
**[06:22] Naka**
I don't want to see another bowl
of this for at least ten years.
**[06:24] Kuni**
Why, you...
**[06:26] Kuni**
How dare you be so shameless
after eating on my dime?
**[06:30] Naka**
You're a real lifesaver.
**[06:33] Naka**
After leaving the orphanage
and coming to Yokohama,
**[06:36] Naka**
I've had nothing to eat and nowhere to sleep.
**[06:39] Naka**
I thought I'd die of starvation.
**[06:40] Dazai**
You're from an orphanage?
**[06:43] Naka**
Putting it one way, yes.
**[06:45] Naka**
But they kicked me out.
**[06:47] Dazai**
That's some non-profit there.
**[06:50] Kuni**
Hey, Dazai!
**[06:51] Kuni**
We're not some philanthropists going around
helping brats down on their luck, okay?
**[06:55] Kuni**
Let's get back to the job at hand.
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[06:56] Naka**
That reminds me, you said earlier that
your current job involves the military.
**[07:01] Naka**
What is your line of work, exactly?
**[07:02] Dazai**
Oh, we're just private investigators.
**[07:06] Naka**
Private investigators...?
**[07:07] Kuni**
That's not to say we only handle lost pets
and alleged extramarital affairs.
**[07:11] Kuni**
Perhaps you've heard of the
Armed Detective Agency,
**[07:13] Kuni**
an organization with individuals
possessing supernatural powers?
**[07:16] Naka**
What?
**[07:19] Naka**
* I've heard of this Armed*
* Detective Agency in rumors...*
**[07:25] Naka**
* Said to be an agency*
* specializing in objectives*
**[07:27] Naka**
* that cannot be entrusted to the*
* likes of the police or the military...*
**[07:30] Naka**
* A twilight armed force positioned*
* between the world of night and day...*
**[07:39] Naka**
* I'm told many from the Agency*
* possess supernatural powers...*
**[07:45] Naka**
*but does that also apply to these two?*
**[07:50] Dazai**
Check out that nice beam up there.
**[07:54] Kuni**
Don't analyze whether you can hang yourself
in a random teahouse we just stumbled into!
**[07:57] Dazai**
Don't get me wrong.
**[07:58] Dazai**
We're talking the hanging health method.
**[08:00] Kuni**
What's that about?
**[08:02] Dazai**
What, you don't know?!
**[08:04] Dazai**
It's so good for shoulder cramps!
**[08:06] Kuni**
What?!
**[08:06] Kuni**
Such a thing exists?!
**[08:08] Dazai**
Hey, write this all down!
**[08:11] Kuni**
Hanging... health... method...
**[08:15] Dazai**
I'm messing with you.
**[08:17] Naka**
* A-Are these two seriously with*
* the Armed Detective Agency?*
**[08:20] Dazai**
My partner gets himself washed up in a river,
**[08:22] Dazai**
and a brat on death's door just
stuffs himself with no shame.
**[08:25] Dazai**
My schedule for the day was just perfect,
**[08:28] Dazai**
but I have to start over from square one!
**[08:28] Naka**
So, about your job today...
**[08:29] Dazai**
I'll ensure that the job will be
completed on schedule, if nothing else!
**[08:32] Kuni**
Yeah?!
**[08:33] Naka**
Sorry, I shouldn't have asked!
**[08:36] Naka**
R-Right, of course your jobs are classified!
**[08:41] Kuni**
Today's job doesn't really require secrecy.
**[08:45] Kuni**
We're looking for a certain
tiger on behest of the military.
**[08:49] Naka**
A tiger?
**[08:50] Dazai**
A man-eater who's recently
appeared in these parts.
**[08:54] Dazai**
Well, not that we know for
sure it's devoured anyone,
**[08:56] Dazai**
but it's ransacked warehouses and
eaten farm produce and the like,
**[08:59] Dazai**
doing whatever it wants.
**[09:01] Dazai**
It's been spotted around here lately.
**[09:06] Dazai**
What's wrong, Atsushi-kun?
**[09:08] Naka**
I... I... I'll be leaving now.
**[09:11] Naka**
G-Good-bye.
**[09:12] Kuni**
Wait, brat!
**[09:15] Kuni**
You know something, don't you?
**[09:21] Naka**
You can't.
**[09:23] Naka**
No one can take it on!
**[09:25] Kuni**
You know the man-eating tiger?
**[09:28] Naka**
It's after me.
**[09:30] Naka**
It almost killed me!
**[09:32] Naka**
If it's been seen around here,
**[09:33] Naka**
I have to run, now!
**[09:39] Kuni**
Hey, brat!
**[09:40] Kuni**
You'll either pay for the food with
your arm or by telling us everything.
**[09:43] Dazai**
Now, now, Kunikida-kun.
**[09:45] Dazai**
Whenever you try to ask questions,
**[09:48] Dazai**
it becomes an interrogation.
**[09:49] Dazai**
The CEO's been talking to you about this.
**[09:53] Dazai**
And...
**[09:55] Dazai**
what do you know about this tiger?
**[09:59] Naka**
My orphanage was trashed by that tiger.
**[10:03] Naka**
It ravaged our fields,
**[10:05] Naka**
it ravaged our chicken coop,
**[10:07] Naka**
and even our warehouse.
**[10:09] Naka**
No one died, sure,
**[10:13] Naka**
but the orphanage was already
on a shoestring budget.
**[10:17] Naka**
I got kicked out so that they
had one less mouth to feed.
**[10:19] (Flashback) Man**
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
**[10:21] (Flashback) Woman**
The world would be a better place if
you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
**[10:24] (Flashback) Naka**
Why me? I didn't do anything...
**[10:26] (Flashback) Man**
We don't need worthless louts!
**[10:29] (Flashback) Man**
You'll never find a place where you belong!
**[10:33] (Flashback) Man**
Just go! I hope you rot in hell!
**[10:38] Dazai**
Well, that's tragic.
**[10:41] Kuni**
So, boy, what's this talk about
the tiger almost killing you?
**[10:45] Naka**
The man-eater always shows up wherever I go.
**[10:52] Naka**
Just a while ago, when I was
walking around Tsurumi...
**[11:09] Man**
It's a tiger!
**[11:10] Man**
There's a tiger!
**[11:14] Naka**
I'd seen it out of the corner
of my eyes many times,
**[11:17] Naka**
starting two weeks before I was
chased out of the orphanage.
**[11:19] Naka**
I'm sure it's come all the way
to the city in search of me.
**[11:22] Dazai**
When was the last time you saw the tiger?
**[11:27] Naka**
I think I saw it around Tsurumi
**[11:30] Naka**
about four days ago.
**[11:31] Kuni**
It's true that its antics have been
focused here for the past two weeks.
**[11:36] Kuni**
In addition, it was sighted
around Tsurumi four days ago.
**[11:43] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun, are you free?
**[11:46] Naka**
*I have a really bad feeling about this...*
**[11:49] Dazai**
You being the man-eater's target
presents an excellent opportunity.
**[11:53] Naka**
Huh?
**[11:54] Dazai**
Please help us find the tiger.
**[11:56] Naka**
No way!
**[11:57] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun, please go back to the
Agency and give this to the president.
**[12:00] Kuni**
Hey, don't tell me you plan to catch the
tiger all alone with the two of you?
**[12:02] Kuni**
We should first confirm whether
his information is accurate.
**[12:05] Dazai**
It's fine.
**[12:09] Naka**
I'm not doing this, okay?!
**[12:11] Naka**
This means you're going
to use me as bait, right?
**[12:13] Naka**
Who in their right mind would agree to that—
**[12:14] Dazai**
There's a reward.
***SIGN*** Currently penniless.
**[12:17] Naka**
What? Reward?
**[12:19] Naka**
A reward?
**[12:21] Naka**
Nah...
**[12:23] Naka**
You're not gonna tempt me with that!
**[12:25] Naka**
B-But just for reference,
**[12:28] Naka**
how much would the reward be...?
**[12:31] Dazai**
About this much.
**[12:47] Naka**
Dazai-san, what are you reading?
**[12:51] Dazai**
A good book.
**[12:53] Naka**
I'm surprised you can
read when it's this dark.
**[12:55] Dazai**
I have good vision.
***SIGN*** Complete
Guide to Suicide
**[12:57] Dazai**
Besides, I already know everything
that happens in this book.
**[13:01] Naka**
Why are you reading it, then?
**[13:04] Dazai**
A good book is always good, no matter
how many times you've already read it.
**[13:11] Naka**
Will the tiger really show up here?
**[13:14] Dazai**
It will.
**[13:17] Dazai**
Don't worry.
**[13:21] Dazai**
Even if it shows up, it's no match for me.
**[13:25] Dazai**
I may not look like much,
**[13:26] Dazai**
but I am an operative of
the Armed Detective Agency.
**[13:29] Naka**
You're really confident.
**[13:31] Naka**
I'm kind of jealous.
**[13:34] Naka**
They called me a good-for-nothing at the
orphanage as far back as I can remember.
**[13:38] Naka**
And now, I don't even know where I'll sleep tonight
or whether I'll be able to earn my keep tomorrow.
**[13:43] (Flashback) Man**
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
**[13:44] (Flashback) Man**
You'll never find a place where you belong!
**[13:50] Naka**
No one'd care if someone like me
were to die in a ditch somewhere.
**[13:54] Naka**
Yeah, I may be better off eaten by a tiger...
**[14:01] Dazai**
Well, then...
**[14:03] Dazai**
I think it'll be soon.
**[14:05] Naka**
What?!
**[14:08] Naka**
I... I just heard something back there.
**[14:10] Dazai**
Yeah.
**[14:11] Naka**
I bet that's the tiger, Dazai-san!
**[14:13] Dazai**
No, I think the wind just
knocked something down.
**[14:17] Naka**
It's the man-eater!
**[14:18] Naka**
It's come to eat me!
**[14:20] Dazai**
Calm down, Atsushi-kun.
**[14:23] Dazai**
Tigers don't show up from places like that.
**[14:26] Naka**
How do you know for sure?!
**[14:27] Dazai**
Something wasn't quite right to begin with.
**[14:31] Dazai**
Just because their finances went south,
**[14:33] Dazai**
why would an orphanage banish a child?
**[14:37] Dazai**
It's not some farming
village from a bygone era.
**[14:39] Dazai**
Banishing one or two mouths to feed would
hardly put a dent in their deficit.
**[14:45] Dazai**
It'd make more sense to downsize
**[14:47] Dazai**
by transferring half of the kids
to a different orphanage.
**[14:53] Naka**
What are you talking about, Dazai-san?
**[14:57] Dazai**
You came to this city two weeks ago...
**[15:00] Dazai**
The tiger also appeared in
this city two weeks ago.
**[15:05] Dazai**
You were in the Tsurumi area four days ago.
**[15:09] Dazai**
The tiger was also sighted
there four days ago.
**[15:14] Dazai**
Remember what Kunikida-kun said?
**[15:16] Dazai**
The Armed Detective Agency is comprised
of individuals with supernatural powers.
**[15:21] Dazai**
Though not a well-known fact,
**[15:23] Dazai**
there are quite a few individuals who
possess supernatural abilities in this world.
**[15:29] Dazai**
Some use their powers to
achieve great success,
**[15:32] Dazai**
while others fall into ruin as a result
of being unable to control their powers.
**[15:39] Dazai**
I'm guessing that the orphanage
staff knew who the tiger was,
**[15:43] Dazai**
but declined to enlighten you.
**[15:46] Dazai**
You were the only one who remained ignorant.
**[15:48] Dazai**
You also have supernatural powers.
**[15:52] Dazai**
You have the ability to transform
into a wild beast in the moonlight.
**[16:06] Dazai**
This is impressive.
**[16:08] Dazai**
You could easily...
**[16:13] Dazai**
snap a person's neck.
**[16:20] Dazai**
It wouldn't be so bad to meet one's end
**[16:23] Dazai**
being eaten by a beast,
**[16:26] Dazai**
but you can't kill me.
**[16:30] Dazai**
My ability is...
**[16:31] Sign 1633**
No Longer Human
**[16:32] Dazai**
No Longer Human.
**[16:43] Dazai**
My ability allows me to render
any other ability null
**[16:47] Dazai**
through simple touch.
**[17:03] Dazai**
I have no such tastes in men.
***SIGN*** Thud
**[17:07] Kuni**
Hey, Dazai!
**[17:09] Dazai**
Oh, you're late, Kunikida-kun.
**[17:12] Dazai**
I've captured the tiger.
**[17:14] Kuni**
What, it's this boy?
**[17:17] Dazai**
He has the ability to transform into a tiger.
**[17:20] Kuni**
Jeez.
**[17:23] Kuni**
What was with this note?
**[17:25] Dazai**
"A tiger will appear in the warehouse
in the fifteenth district."
**[17:28] Dazai**
"Secure the perimeter so
that it can't get away."
**[17:30] Dazai**
It's an excellent, concise note.
**[17:33] Kuni**
You've left out the most important detail!
**[17:35] Kuni**
Next time, explain in advance.
**[17:37] Kuni**
Thanks to you, I had to bring in
guys who weren't even on call.
**[17:40] Kuni**
Take them out for drinks later.
**[17:42] Kenji**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Yosano Akiko
***SIGN*** Ability:
Thou Shalt Not Die
**[17:47] Yosa**
What, no casualties?
**[17:50] Yosa**
How boring.
***SIGN*** Edogawa Rampo
***SIGN*** Ability:
Ultra-Deduction
**[17:52] Rampo**
You've come a long way, Dazai.
**[17:55] Rampo**
Though you still have a ways to go
before you even come close to me.
***SIGN*** Miyazawa Kenji
***SIGN*** Ability: Be Not
Defeated by the Rain
**[17:58] Kenji**
But what are we going to do with him?
**[18:02] Kenji**
He didn't know he was doing it, right?
**[18:04] Kuni**
Yeah, you're right.
***SIGN*** Kunikida Doppo
***SIGN*** Ability: Doppo Poet
**[18:07] Kuni**
What do you think, Dazai?
**[18:08] Kuni**
The ward's designated him as a major threat.
***SIGN*** Dazai Osamu
***SIGN*** Ability:
No Longer Human
**[18:14] Dazai**
I've already made a decision.
**[18:25] (Flashback) Naka**
They called me a good-for-nothing at the
orphanage as far back as I can remember.
**[18:29] (Flashback) Naka**
And now, I don't even know where I'll sleep tonight
or whether I'll be able to earn my keep tomorrow.
**[18:34] (Flashback) Naka**
No one'd care if someone like me
were to die in a ditch somewhere.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Naka**
Yeah, I may be better
off eaten by a tiger...
**[18:47] Dazai**
We'll make him one of us.
**[18:49] Kenji**
Nice!
**[18:49] Yosa**
Are you serious?
**[18:51] Rampo**
Dazai, you *are* an idiot.
**[18:55] Kuni**
What gives you the right to decide that?
**[18:56] Kenji**
There, there.
**[18:57] Dazai**
Wake up, boy!
**[19:00] Dazai**
* Here, in a city teeming*
* with the supernatural...*
**[19:03] Dazai**
* Here, in a detective agency*
* teeming with eccentrics...*
**[19:07] Dazai**
*A strange tale is about to unfold.*
**[19:10] Dazai**
* This is only a sign of things to come...*
* A premonition, if you will.*
**[19:15] Dazai**
*Now...*
**[19:19] Naka**
Huh?
**[19:24] Naka**
I...
**[19:26] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun.
**[19:28] Dazai**
Do you remember nothing at all
from when you were transformed?
**[19:32] Naka**
What are you talking about?
**[19:34] Dazai**
Oh.
**[19:35] Dazai**
But your right hand's still there.
**[19:37] Naka**
Right hand?
**[19:46] Naka**
What?!
***SIGN*** Nakajima Atsushi
***SIGN*** Ability: Beast Beneath The Moonlight
**[19:49] Naka**
What the?
**[19:49] Naka**
What's this?
**[19:51] Naka**
What the hell?!
**[19:53] Dazai**
Nakajima Atsushi!
**[19:57] Dazai**
You'll become one of us.
**[20:01] Dazai**
From this day forth, you'll be a member
of the Armed Detective Agency.
**[20:08] Naka**
Huh?
**[21:44] Naka**
It's been a long time since
I've slept on a futon.
**[21:46] Naka**
I feel reborn...
**[21:48] Kuni**
Hey, brat.
**[21:49] Kuni**
There's an emergency.
**[21:50] Kuni**
Hightail it over to the detective agency.
**[21:52] Naka**
An emergency?
**[21:54] Kuni**
A bomber's taken a hostage and
holed himself up in our office.
**[21:57] Naka**
I don't want to go!
**[22:00] Naka**
Next time on *Bungo Stray Dogs*, episode 2:
***SIGN*** Episode 2:
A Certain Bomb
**[22:04] Naka**
"A Certain Bomb."
**[22:06] Kuni**
Ability: Doppo Poet.
***SIGN*** Wire Gun
# 2 - A Certain Bomb
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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**[00:00] Naka**
**[00:00] Naka**
**[00:01] [SONG] Sign 0003**
I haven't smelled tatami mats in a long time.
**[00:02] Naka**
*I haven't smelled tatami mats in a long time.*
**[00:16] Naka**
Huh?
**[00:18] Naka**
Where am I?
**[00:22] Naka**
What happened last night?
**[00:25] (Flashback) Dazai**
Do you remember nothing at all
from when you were transformed?
**[00:28] (Flashback) Naka**
What are you talking about?
**[00:31] (Flashback) Dazai**
But your right hand's still there.
**[00:33] (Flashback) Naka**
Right hand?
**[00:56] Naka**
It's been so long...
**[00:58] Naka**
...since I slept under a roof.
**[01:03] Naka**
What?
**[01:03] Naka**
What?!
**[01:04] Naka**
What?!
**[01:07] Naka**
Huh?
**[01:07] Naka**
Um, uhh...
**[01:09] Naka**
Okay, I'm taking the call.
**[01:10] Naka**
I'll do it right now!
**[01:11] Naka**
Right this second!
**[01:11] Naka**
Which button am I supposed to push?
**[01:12] Naka**
Um...
**[01:12] Naka**
This one? C'mon, hurry up.
Gosh, which one is it?
**[01:15] Naka**
H-Hello?!
**[01:16] Dazai**
*Good morning!*
**[01:18] Naka**
Oh, Dazai-san.
**[01:21] Dazai**
*Today's another fine day.*
**[01:23] Dazai**
*How's the new dorm?*
**[01:26] Naka**
Great, thank you.
**[01:27] Naka**
Compared to sleeping outdoors, it's heavenly.
**[01:31] Dazai**
*That's good to hear.*
**[01:32] Dazai**
* The change of clothes at your pillow*
* is a gift from everyone at the agency.*
**[01:37] Naka**
Thank you so much for everything.
**[01:40] Dazai**
*By the way, Atsushi-kun,*
**[01:42] Dazai**
* I apologize for asking*
* this out of the blue...*
**[01:44] Dazai**
but there's been an emergency.
**[01:47] Naka**
*An emergency?*
**[01:49] Dazai**
*Yes, there can be no delay.*
**[01:52] Dazai**
* Please come to the specified*
* location immediately.*
**[01:54] Dazai**
*It's a crisis!*
**[01:56] Dazai**
*Only you can help.*
**[01:57] Naka**
O-Okay, I understand.
**[03:31] Dazai**
*Are you ready, Atsushi-kun?*
**[03:34] Naka**
Yes.
**[03:35] Dazai**
* First, when you leave the room,*
* make sure you close the door.*
**[03:38] Dazai**
*Look behind you!*
**[03:40] Naka**
Behind me?
**[03:47] Naka**
Um...
**[03:49] Naka**
What's this about?
**[03:51] Dazai**
What do you think?
**[03:54] Naka**
Maybe I'm hallucinating this morning?
**[03:55] Dazai**
Wrong!
**[03:57] Naka**
Is it an enemy attack?
**[04:00] Naka**
Did you get caught in a trap?
**[04:02] Dazai**
I got in myself.
**[04:04] Dazai**
Well, you see...
**[04:05] Dazai**
I heard that there's a way to commit
suicide by getting stuck in an oil drum,
***SIGN*** Diagram
***SIGN*** Securing the feet is the key.
**[04:09] Dazai**
so I decided to give it a shot.
**[04:11] Dazai**
But now that I have,
**[04:14] Dazai**
I'm just suffering without
being able to actually die.
**[04:18] Dazai**
Not to mention, now that I've
wedged myself this deep,
**[04:20] Dazai**
I can't get out on my own.
**[04:21] Dazai**
I think I might die.
**[04:23] Naka**
I see...
**[04:24] Naka**
But it's a way to commit suicide,
**[04:26] Naka**
so you should be able to kill yourself
if you stay that way, I think?
**[04:30] Dazai**
I like suicide,
**[04:32] Dazai**
but I *don't* like suffering or pain!
**[04:34] Dazai**
Why would I?!
**[04:35] Dazai**
Also, I only learned this after the fact,
**[04:36] Naka**
I see.
**[04:37] Dazai**
but it wasn't a suicide method...
**[04:39] Dazai**
It was a torture method!
**[04:40] Naka**
There.
**[04:42] Naka**
*My name is Nakajima Atsushi.*
**[04:47] Naka**
*Just the other day,*
**[04:49] Naka**
* I turned into a tiger and went on a blind rampage*
* and this man, Dazai-san, helped me.*
**[05:05] Naka**
*While Dazai-san is this kind of person,*
**[05:09] Naka**
*those people with supernatural powers*
**[05:11] Naka**
*all belonged to the Armed Detective Agency.*
**[05:13] (Flashback) Dazai**
Nakajima Atsushi!
**[05:16] (Flashback) Dazai**
You'll become one of us.
**[05:21] (Flashback) Dazai**
From this day forth, you'll be a
member of the Armed Detective Agency.
**[05:27] Dazai**
That was painful.
**[05:29] Dazai**
I owe you one, Atsushi-kun.
**[05:32] Dazai**
Without you, I would've
snapped in two at the waist.
**[05:37] Naka**
Didn't you ask your other coworkers for help?
**[05:40] Dazai**
I called them, sure.
**[05:42] Dazai**
I told them I was on death's door.
**[05:44] Dazai**
But then everyone was all
like, "Congratulations."
**[05:49] Dazai**
How's that make you feel?
**[05:50] Naka**
*I'm not surprised.*
**[05:53] Dazai**
Jeez.
**[05:55] Dazai**
Anyone gifted with supernatural powers
has something wrong with them inside...
**[06:00] Naka**
*Gifted, huh?*
**[06:05] Naka**
Dazai-san.
**[06:07] Naka**
Everyone at the Armed Detective Agency...
the private investigators, that is...
**[06:12] Naka**
They're gifted, right?
**[06:15] Dazai**
Right, they're an armed force
**[06:17] Dazai**
taking on antagonists the police
don't stand a chance against.
**[06:20] Naka**
I don't stand a chance at
joining the agency, then.
**[06:23] Dazai**
You're gifted just fine.
**[06:26] Naka**
It's true that I have the supernatural
ability to turn into a tiger,
**[06:31] Naka**
but I have absolutely no control over it.
**[06:35] Naka**
I just transform unaware.
**[06:38] Naka**
I can't will myself to
transform into a tiger.
**[06:42] Naka**
So I don't think I'll be
of any use, even if I join.
**[06:47] Naka**
I really appreciate the offer, though.
**[06:49] Naka**
I'm sorry.
**[06:51] Dazai**
What's your plan, then?
**[06:53] Naka**
I think I'll look for a job
I can actually handle,
**[06:57] Naka**
though I don't think it'll be easy to find.
**[07:01] Dazai**
I have an idea for a potential job.
**[07:06] Dazai**
I can help you get it, if you'd like.
**[07:08] Naka**
Really?
***SIGN*** Episode 2: A Certain Bomb
**[07:11] Naka**
Thank you so much!
**[07:13] Dazai**
We're going to meet the guarantor
who'll introduce you to the job.
**[07:19] Dazai**
I'm sure he'll like you.
**[07:22] Naka**
What's the job?
**[07:23] Dazai**
No point spoiling the fun.
**[07:26] Dazai**
Well, there may be a test of sorts.
**[07:28] Dazai**
Huh?
**[07:28] Dazai**
A test?
**[07:29] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun, can you write?
**[07:32] Naka**
I do know how to read and write.
**[07:34] Dazai**
Then you'll be fine.
**[07:38] Dazai**
You'll be just fine, I'm sure.
**[07:40] Dazai**
I guarantee it.
**[07:42] Naka**
Thank you!
**[07:45] Dazai**
You'd better thank me!
**[07:46] Dazai**
Just leave it to me,
and everything will be fine!
**[07:50] Dazai**
After all, I *am* Dazai...
**[07:52] Dazai**
The one and only whom the agency trusts
**[07:55] Dazai**
and the populace adores!
**[07:57] Kuni**
There you are, Dazai!
**[08:00] Kuni**
You bandage-squandering machine!
**[08:04] Dazai**
N-Nice nickname there, Kunikida-kun.
***SIGN*** Bandage-Squandering Machine?!
That stung, just a little.
***SIGN***
**[08:09] Kuni**
Who's the one and only one
the agency trusts, huh?
**[08:12] Kuni**
You're the one and only one
**[08:14] Kuni**
who we get complaints,
curses, and grievances about!
**[08:17] Naka**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Calls about complaints, curses...
and grievances?
**[08:18] Dazai**
What?
**[08:20] Dazai**
Since when did I ever get a complaint?!
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[08:23] Kuni**
Call in August:
**[08:25] Kuni**
"One of your employees has been
caught in an offshore fishing net."
**[08:29] Kuni**
"Can you come retrieve him?"
**[08:31] Kuni**
Call in September:
**[08:33] Kuni**
"Some weirdo's got himself
buried on my farm."
**[08:36] Kuni**
"Could he be one of yours?"
**[08:38] Dazai**
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th...
**[08:39] Kuni**
Call in the same month:
**[08:41] Kuni**
"Pay your tab, okay?!"
**[08:44] Kuni**
"All six months' worth!"
**[08:46] Dazai**
That's impossible...
**[08:47] Dazai**
Who knew you were so good at imitating
other people, Kunikida-kun?!
**[08:52] Dazai**
You bastard!
**[08:54] Dazai**
Stop ridiculing me!
**[08:55] Naka**
I wonder if it's actually a good idea
**[08:59] Naka**
to have him help me find a job...
**[09:01] Kuni**
Oh, right!
**[09:03] Kuni**
I wasted a whole minute
dealing with this idiot.
**[09:08] Kuni**
Let's hurry to the agency!
**[09:09] Dazai**
Why?
**[09:10] Kuni**
We have an emergency!
**[09:12] Kuni**
A bomber's taken a hostage and
holed himself up in our office.
**[09:16] Naka**
A bomber?
**[09:21] Naka**
Um...
**[09:22] Kuni**
What?
**[09:24] Kuni**
The agency's on the fourth floor.
**[09:26] Naka**
That's not what I wanted to ask.
**[09:29] Dazai**
Let's take the stairs, just in case.
**[09:32] Naka**
Excuse me...
**[09:32] Kuni**
Quiet!
**[09:34] Naka**
Oh, sorry.
**[09:36] Dazai**
Let's go, Atsushi-kun.
**[09:38] Naka**
What?
**[09:39] Bomber**
I can't...
**[09:41] Bomber**
I can't take it anymore...
**[09:44] Bomber**
It's all your fault...
**[09:46] Bomber**
The Armed Detective Agency's fault.
**[09:49] Bomber**
Where's the president?
**[09:52] Bomber**
Bring the president!
**[09:54] Bomber**
If you don't...
**[09:55] Bomber**
I'll blow everyone to kingdom come.
**[09:58] Dazai**
A personal grudge?
**[10:00] Dazai**
That's inconvenient.
**[10:02] Kuni**
Yeah...
**[10:03] Naka**
Why am I here?
**[10:06] Kuni**
The bomber seems pretty
furious at the agency.
**[10:09] Naka**
I don't think I'll be of
any use. May I go now?
**[10:13] Dazai**
We do attract a lot of ill will.
**[10:16] Naka**
You're ignoring me?
**[10:18] Dazai**
Besides, that's a high explosive.
**[10:21] Dazai**
If the bomber acts on his
threat and detonates it,
**[10:24] Dazai**
the whole floor's as good as gone.
**[10:26] Naka**
Oh no...
**[10:27] Dazai**
We may be able to mitigate the
force of the explosion somewhat
**[10:30] Dazai**
if we can find something to cover the bomb,
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[10:35] Dazai**
but given the circumstances...
**[10:37] Dazai**
I can't believe he took a woman
as a hostage, the coward.
**[10:41] Naka**
Who's the girl?
**[10:42] Dazai**
She's Naomi-chan, a part-time
office assistant.
**[10:45] Naka**
A part-timer?!
**[10:47] Naka**
Then she's a completely innocent bystander!
**[10:51] Kuni**
What should we do?
**[10:53] Dazai**
Why don't we let him see the president?
**[10:55] Kuni**
He'll try to kill the president!
**[10:57] Kuni**
We can't let the president walk
into a situation like that!
**[11:01] Kuni**
I'm glad he's out on a business trip.
**[11:03] Dazai**
Then there's only one method...
**[11:07] Naka**
*Are they going to use their abilities?*
**[11:14] Naka**
Huh?
**[11:18] Dazai**
Go, go.
**[11:20] Dazai**
C'mon, go!
**[11:21] Kuni**
Hey.
**[11:23] Kuni**
Calm down, boy.
**[11:25] Bomber**
Stay away!
**[11:26] Bomber**
I only want to see the president!
**[11:27] Bomber**
If you do anything funny, I'll blow this up!
**[11:31] Kuni**
Okay.
**[11:32] Bomber**
I know who you are. You're Kunikida!
**[11:35] Bomber**
I bet you're trying to
make me let my guard down
**[11:38] Bomber**
and use that annoying ability of yours!
**[11:40] Bomber**
Well, fat chance.
**[11:43] Bomber**
Get up on the desk on all fours
**[11:45] Bomber**
and keep both hands where I can see them!
**[11:48] Bomber**
I-If you don't do as I say,
**[11:51] Bomber**
I'm taking you all down with me!
**[11:58] Dazai**
This isn't good.
**[12:00] Dazai**
Because of his personal grudge against the agency,
**[12:03] Dazai**
he's done his research on all
the members' names and faces.
**[12:06] Dazai**
If I go, it'll only provoke him.
**[12:11] Dazai**
Hmm... What to do?
**[12:15] Naka**
*I just got a* really *bad feeling...*
**[12:20] Dazai**
A-tsu-shi-ku—
**[12:22] Naka**
No.
**[12:23] Dazai**
I haven't even said anything.
**[12:25] Naka**
I already know what you're going to say.
**[12:27] Dazai**
Listen, Atsushi-kun.
**[12:29] Dazai**
You're the only one here who's not a formal
member and who the bomber won't know.
**[12:35] Naka**
But even if I were to go,
**[12:38] Naka**
I wouldn't be able to do anything.
**[12:40] Dazai**
It'll be fine.
**[12:42] Dazai**
We just need you to distract
him for a short while.
**[12:46] Dazai**
We'll do the rest.
**[12:49] Dazai**
Let me think...
**[12:50] Dazai**
Knowing you, how about you
put on an off-putting act
**[12:55] Dazai**
as a worthless human being?
**[12:57] Dazai**
Here are some props.
**[13:02] Dazai**
Trust me.
**[13:05] Dazai**
Scuffles on this scale
**[13:07] Dazai**
are child's play to the Armed
Detective Agency, Atsushi-kun.
**[13:14] Dazai**
**[13:19] Naka**
S-S-S-Stop!
**[13:22] Naka**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What could you possibly accomplish?
**[13:25] Naka**
I... I bet this would make your parents sad!
**[13:28] Bomber**
Who the hell are you?!
***SIGN*** S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S...
***SIGN*** Scary
**[13:30] Naka**
Sorry!
**[13:32] Bomber**
You're not with the agency.
**[13:36] Naka**
A-A-As you can tell,
**[13:38] Naka**
I'm just a newspaper delivery boy
who happened to pass by!
**[13:40] Bomber**
And what's a delivery boy
got to do with any of this?
**[13:43] Naka**
No matter how much you might hate them,
**[13:45] Naka**
you shouldn't take hostages or blow up bombs.
**[13:48] Naka**
I'm sure there's something to live for.
**[13:50] Bomber**
Like what?
**[13:51] Naka**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Wait a minute...
Did you just start that thought
without thinking it through?
***SIGN***
**[13:52] Bomber**
What's something to live for?!
**[13:57] Naka**
T...
**[13:58] Bomber**
What?!
***SIGN*** S... S... Sure, that's true.
**[13:58] Naka**
T... T... Tea on rice!
**[14:02] Naka**
You can eat a *lot* of tea on rice!
**[14:04] Naka**
You can sleep somewhere
with a roof over your head!
**[14:06] Naka**
When you go to sleep at night,
you can wake up to a new day!
**[14:08] Naka**
And every day is a new day!
**[14:11] Naka**
But...
**[14:14] Naka**
If you blow up, neither you
nor I will see another new day...
**[14:18] Naka**
because we'll be dead.
**[14:20] Bomber**
I know that!
**[14:21] Naka**
What?!
**[14:23] Naka**
Um...
**[14:25] Naka**
I think you should reconsider.
**[14:28] Naka**
I mean, if you die...
**[14:30] Naka**
You're really dead!
**[14:32] Naka**
I'm sure you might wish
you were dead sometimes,
**[14:36] Naka**
but there are people who keep on
living, even if the going's tough.
**[14:38] Naka**
Oh, people like me!
**[14:41] Naka**
I have no family and no friends.
**[14:43] Naka**
I even got chased out of an orphanage,
**[14:45] Naka**
and I have nowhere to go,
**[14:46] Naka**
and no hope for the future...
**[14:48] Naka**
*Besides, I even turn into a tiger.*
**[14:51] Naka**
Yeah, that's right!
**[14:53] Naka**
It's true that, like you say,
**[14:55] Naka**
I lack redeeming qualities,
**[14:56] Naka**
and everyone'd agree that
I'm the scum of society.
**[14:59] Naka**
But I still manage keep on living
without going all postal about it!
**[15:02] Dazai**
Good job, Atsushi-kun.
**[15:04] Dazai**
You have acting like a worthless
human being down to an art form.
**[15:08] Naka**
So why don't you toss that bomb aside,
**[15:11] Naka**
and we can look for jobs together?
**[15:12] Naka**
Okay?
***SIGN*** You already forgot you're pretending
to deliver newspapers?
**[15:13] Bomber**
N-No, I'm not exactly looking for one...
**[15:17] Dazai**
Now, Kunikida-kun.
**[15:18] Kuni**
I know!
**[15:19] Kuni**
Ability:
**[15:20] Sign 1522**
Doppo Poet
**[15:21] Kuni**
Doppo Poet...
**[15:24] Kuni**
Wire Gun!
***SIGN*** Wire Gun
**[15:31] Bomber**
Crap...
**[15:34] Dazai**
Get him, Kunikida-kun!
**[15:36] Kuni**
Like I already said, I know!
**[15:40] Dazai**
One down!
**[15:42] Dazai**
All right. Good job, everyone.
**[15:49] Kuni**
"One down," you say?
**[15:53] Kuni**
"Now!"? "Secure him!"?
**[15:57] Kuni**
You're all talk and no action!
**[15:59] Dazai**
What choice was there?
**[16:01] Dazai**
You lost at rock-paper-scissors,
Kunikida-kun.
**[16:06] Kuni**
You bastard...
**[16:07] Dazai**
Well, all's well that ends well, isn't it?
**[16:10] Dazai**
I've heard that if you're too neurotic,
**[16:13] Dazai**
you'll get a lot of wrinkles
**[16:15] Dazai**
and your aging becomes accelerated.
**[16:19] Kuni**
Is that true?
**[16:20] Dazai**
Go on, take notes.
**[16:22] Kuni**
"If you're too neurotic...
**[16:26] Kuni**
...your aging becomes accelerated—"
**[16:29] Dazai**
I'm messing with you.
**[16:32] Kuni**
Bastard!
**[16:33] Kuni**
Stop ridiculing me!
**[16:37] Bomber**
All of you...
**[16:39] Kuni**
Crap!
**[16:40] Bomber**
Stop making fun of me!
**[16:41] Bomber**
I swear, anyone gifted with supernatural powers
has something wrong with them inside...
**[16:51] Naka**
Thirty seconds left until detonation?!
**[16:53] Kuni**
Hey, brat!
**[16:53] Bomber**
No way!
**[16:54] Naka**
Kunikida-san!
**[16:56] Naka**
What should I do?
**[16:59] (Flashback) Dazai**
We may be able to mitigate the
force of the explosion somewhat
**[17:03] (Flashback) Dazai**
if we can find something
to cover the bomb...
**[17:04] Naka**
Something to cover the bomb...
**[17:07] Naka**
Something...
**[17:08] Naka**
Anything?!
**[17:16] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun!
**[17:16] Dazai**
What?
**[17:19] Naka**
Huh?
**[17:20] Naka**
What am I doing?
**[17:22] Dazai**
Idiot!
**[17:23] Kuni**
Brat!
**[17:39] Kuni**
Jeez...
**[17:42] Kuni**
I figured he was stupid,
but I didn't know how stupid.
**[17:46] Dazai**
He has the talent to become a suicide maniac.
**[17:49] Dazai**
Wouldn't you agree, Tanizaki-kun?
**[17:52] Tani**
Sorry.
**[17:54] Tani**
Are you okay?
**[17:57] Naka**
Huh?
**[17:58] Naomi**
Aw, brother!
**[18:01] Naomi**
Are you all right?!
**[18:03] Naka**
What?
***SIGN*** Tanizaki Junichirou
Ability: Light Snow
**[18:05] Naomi**
You were so wonderful as a villain!
***SIGN*** His Younger Sister
Tanizaki Naomi
**[18:08] Naomi**
I had the time of my life
being tied up and threatened!
**[18:14] Naomi**
Please continue where we
left off, once we get home.
**[18:18] Naka**
So the part-time person was
in cahoots with everyone, too?
**[18:21] Kuni**
Brat, you should blame Dazai.
**[18:25] Kuni**
Barring that, blame yourself for choosing
the wrong person to help you find a job!
**[18:29] Naka**
Then is this the job...
**[18:32] Dazai**
I told you there was a test involved.
**[18:36] Naka**
As in, an entrance exam?
**[18:38] Fuku**
That's right.
**[18:40] Haruno**
The exam has been completed
without much ado, president.
**[18:43] Fuku**
I see.
**[18:46] Naka**
President?
**[18:49] Fuku**
Since Dazai said there
was a capable young man,
***SIGN*** President of the
Armed Detective Agency
***SIGN*** Fukuzawa Yukichi
Ability: All Men
Are Created Equal
**[18:54] Fuku**
I had him test your mettle.
**[18:59] Dazai**
Well, I recommended you for hire,
**[19:03] Dazai**
but since you've been designated
a major threat by the ward,
**[19:07] Dazai**
there was disagreement among us as
to whether we should take you in.
**[19:11] Fuku**
But Dazai said...
**[19:15] (Flashback) Dazai**
President.
**[19:17] (Flashback) Dazai**
Suppose the most gifted person
in the world appeared before you,
**[19:22] (Flashback) Dazai**
would you hire him?
**[19:23] (Flashback) Fuku**
Power doesn't make you
a member of the agency.
**[19:29] (Flashback) Dazai**
That's why I recommend him.
**[19:33] Kuni**
So, president... What is your decision?
**[19:43] Fuku**
I'll let Dazai decide.
**[19:45] Dazai**
You can trust me.
**[19:47] Naka**
W-Wait a minute, Dazai-san.
**[19:50] Naka**
So the job you meant to
introduce me for was...
**[19:53] Dazai**
You apparently passed the test.
**[19:55] Dazai**
Welcome to the Armed Detective
Agency, Nakajima Atsushi-kun.
**[20:00] Naomi**
Congratulations!
**[20:02] Tani**
I'm glad I was able to help.
**[20:04] Naka**
Oh, please, no.
**[20:06] Naka**
I can't possibly join a workplace
as violent and reckless as this.
**[20:09] Dazai**
Not just anyone would use their body
to shield a bomb to save everyone.
**[20:14] Naomi**
That's right. I was really impressed!
**[20:18] Dazai**
You'll be fine.
**[20:20] Naka**
But...
***SIGN*** Secretary
Haruno Kirako
**[20:26] Haruno**
So, president, do you actually
want him to join the agency, then?
**[20:36] Haruno**
Oh, a tea leaf's standing straight up...
**[20:39] Haruno**
I think something good
will happen, president.
**[20:46] Fuku**
Ouch.
**[20:48] Dazai**
Still, well...
**[20:51] Dazai**
If you still refuse, we can't force you.
**[20:54] Dazai**
But then, I can't help but
worry for your future.
**[20:59] Dazai**
We'll need you to vacate the company dorm...
**[21:03] Dazai**
You don't really have any specialized skills,
**[21:06] Dazai**
nor do you have friends or know anyone...
**[21:09] Dazai**
That'd make finding a job very difficult.
**[21:11] Dazai**
Besides, you are a wanted tiger.
**[21:16] Dazai**
Should anyone learn of that,
**[21:17] Dazai**
at best you'd get fired from your job.
**[21:19] Dazai**
At worst, you'd be captured and shot dead.
**[21:22] Naka**
Sh-Shot dead?
**[21:24] Dazai**
Now, if you were with this agency...
**[21:26] Dazai**
it'd be a different story.
**[21:28] Naka**
Th-Then that means...
**[21:30] Naomi**
We look forward to working
with you, Atsushi-san.
**[21:33] Naomi**
Don't we, brother?
**[21:35] Kuni**
Follow the rules, brat.
**[21:38] Dazai**
Well, now that's been settled...
**[21:40] Naka**
You've got to be kidding me.
**[23:21] Higuchi**
The weretiger has been found.
***SIGN*** Episode 3: Yokohama Gangster Paradise
# 3 - Yokohama Gangster Paradise
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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**[00:00] Sign 0006**
I...
**[00:00] Sign 0006**
I...
**[00:00] Dazai**
***SIGN*** Apology by Armed Detective Agency Member
***SIGN*** Tanizaki Junichirou
**[00:04] Tani**
I... I...
**[00:06] Tani**
I'm so sorry!
**[00:08] Naka**
Huh?
**[00:09] Tani**
Though it was for your exam,
**[00:10] Tani**
I was so rude to you.
**[00:13] Tani**
My name is Tanizaki Junichirou.
**[00:16] Tani**
I work as an assistant
of sorts at the agency.
**[00:19] Naka**
Please, it's all right.
**[00:22] Naka**
*He's not a bad person, really.*
**[00:25] Tani**
And this is—
**[00:26] Naomi**
His little sister, Naomi.
**[00:27] Naka**
Y-You're siblings?!
**[00:29] Naka**
I'm not sure I see a family resemblance.
**[00:34] Naomi**
Oh?
**[00:35] Naomi**
You doubt us?
**[00:36] Naomi**
Of course we're siblings by blood.
**[00:40] Naomi**
We're quite similar, especially this part.
**[00:44] Naomi**
Right, brother?
**[00:47] Naka**
Oh, but...
**[00:50] Kuni**
Don't pursue this line of
inquiry with them too far.
***SIGN*** Atsushi reads
between the lines.
**[00:52] Naka**
Er, okay...
**[00:55] Kuni**
In any event, brat,
**[00:57] Kuni**
today you have joined the ranks
of our Armed Detective Agency.
**[01:00] Kuni**
Do not be a burden to anyone,
nor shame the Agency's good name.
**[01:06] Kuni**
The rest of us are committed
to that, at least.
**[01:10] Kuni**
Right, Dazai?
**[01:12] Dazai**
Would you strangle me with these
fragile, delicate fingers?
**[01:16] Kuni**
Are you going to smear mud on the Agency's
name right as I'm saying we never would?!
**[01:19] Kuni**
You bastard!
**[01:19] Kuni**
Don't bother asking for
her help all the time!
**[01:23] Kuni**
I'll crush your neck with my own bony fingers!
**[01:26] Naka**
By the way,
***SIGN*** Two Senior Colleagues
Shaming the Agency's
Good Name
**[01:27] Naka**
what were both of you doing
before you joined the Agency?
**[01:31] Naka**
Uh, no real meaning behind
that question, by the way.
**[01:35] Dazai**
Take a guess.
**[01:36] Naka**
Huh?
**[01:37] Dazai**
Oh, it's a game we play often.
**[01:41] Dazai**
The rookie tries to guess his senior
colleagues' former occupations.
**[01:44] Dazai**
Well, it's part of their training
as private investigators.
**[01:49] Naka**
Tanizaki-san and Naomi-san... were students?
**[01:53] Tani**
Oh, bingo.
**[01:55] Tani**
I'm impressed.
**[01:56] Naomi**
How did you know?
**[01:57] Naka**
I heard you are a part-time worker,
**[02:00] Naka**
and I thought you might still
be a student given your uniform.
**[02:05] Naka**
Tanizaki-san seems close to
me in age, so... just a hunch.
**[02:09] Dazai**
Honesty is a virtue.
**[02:11] Dazai**
What about Kunikida-kun?
**[02:13] Kuni**
Who cares about what I used to be?!
**[02:17] Naka**
Public worker?
**[02:19] Naka**
An official?!
**[02:21] Dazai**
Close.
**[02:22] Dazai**
He was a teacher.
**[02:24] Dazai**
A math teacher.
**[02:26] Naka**
Huh...
**[02:27] Kuni**
* Of course you'd use the*
* law of exponents here!*
**[02:31] Naka**
I can totally see that.
**[02:33] Kuni**
It's all in the past!
**[02:35] Kuni**
I don't even want to think about it.
**[02:37] Dazai**
What about me, then?
**[02:38] Naka**
You, Dazai-san?
**[02:39] Dazai**
Yes, me.
**[02:41] Naka**
Well...
**[02:43] Naka**
Dazai-san was...
**[02:46] Naka**
Dazai-san was...
**[02:49] Naka**
*It won't work.*
**[02:50] Naka**
*I have no idea.*
**[02:52] Kuni**
Don't bother, brat.
**[02:54] Kuni**
His former profession is one of the seven
mysteries of the Armed Detective Agency.
**[02:58] Tani**
The first person to get it
right receives a reward, right?
**[03:02] Naka**
*A reward?*
**[03:04] Dazai**
That's right.
**[03:06] Dazai**
No one's been able to guess right,
so the reward's just ballooned.
**[03:09] Naka**
*Ballooned...*
**[03:11] Naka**
*Reward!*
**[03:13] Naka**
B-By the way,
**[03:15] Naka**
how much has this reward
ballooned to, exactly?
**[03:19] Dazai**
700,000 yen total.
***SIGN*** Seven Hundred Grand!!
**[03:20] Naka**
Seven hundred grand?!
**[03:23] Naka**
Oh!
***SIGN*** The Man has a fire
lit under him ——
**[03:24] Naka**
S-So if I get it right, I can claim it?
***SIGN*** at the thought of a
700,000 reward ——
Currently penniless.
**[03:27] Naka**
For real for reals?!
**[03:29] Dazai**
A suicide proponent is true to his word.
**[03:32] Tani**
Atsushi-kun looks excited.
**[03:36] Naomi**
His determination is admirable.
**[03:38] Naka**
Seven hundred grand will be mine!
**[03:40] Naka**
Speculator?
**[03:41] Dazai**
No.
**[03:41] Naka**
Writer?
**[03:42] Dazai**
Nope!
**[03:42] Naka**
Office worker?
**[03:43] Dazai**
Wrong!
**[03:44] Naka**
Researcher!
**[03:45] Dazai**
No.
**[03:45] Naka**
Lawyer?
**[03:46] Dazai**
No!
**[03:47] Naka**
Journalist?
**[03:48] Dazai**
Boo.
**[03:48] Naka**
Carpenter!
**[03:49] Dazai**
Nope.
**[03:50] Naka**
Fortuneteller!
**[03:51] Dazai**
No.
**[03:51] Naka**
Pilot!
**[03:52] Dazai**
Wrong.
**[03:53] Tani**
It's all random...
**[03:53] Naka**
Interpreter!
**[03:54] Dazai**
Non, non!
**[03:54] Naomi**
Yeah...
**[03:54] Naka**
Japanese Chef.
**[03:55] Dazai**
Booo.
**[03:56] Naka**
No way, doctor?
**[03:57] Dazai**
No way.
**[03:58] Naka**
Shinto priest!
**[03:58] Dazai**
No!
**[03:59] Naka**
Actor!
**[04:00] Dazai**
No! But...
**[04:03] Dazai**
That's flattering.
**[04:05] Kuni**
I bet you were just wandering
around doing nothing.
**[04:09] Dazai**
Nope.
**[04:11] Dazai**
I would never lie about this.
**[04:15] Dazai**
Do you yield, Atsushi-kun?
**[04:18] Dazai**
Then you can take the check.
**[04:20] Naka**
What?
**[04:22] Dazai**
If you don't have enough on you right now,
**[04:23] Dazai**
you can start a tab.
**[04:24] Dazai**
After all, it's the
Agency's go-to restaurant,
**[04:27] Dazai**
the Vortex.
**[04:27] Tani**
Yes, this is Tanizaki.
**[04:29] Tani**
Yes, okay.
**[04:31] Tani**
Got it.
**[04:33] Kuni**
We have a job?
**[04:34] Tani**
Yes.
**[04:35] Tani**
The client's already at the Agency.
**[04:38] Dazai**
Well, it's time to work.
**[04:41] Dazai**
Let's save the guessing
game for another time.
**[06:19] Tani**
So...
**[06:21] Tani**
You've mentioned that you'd like
to request an investigation,
**[06:24] Tani**
but what manner of investigation
are we speaking of here?
**[06:28] Dazai**
Beautiful...
**[06:29] Dazai**
You're a lady as ephemeral and
elegant as a lotus blossom.
**[06:35] Dazai**
Would you be willing to join me
in a double suicide—
**[06:40] Higuchi**
What?
**[06:41] Kuni**
Ah.
**[06:43] Kuni**
Apologies for the disturbance.
**[06:44] Kuni**
Don't worry.
**[06:46] Kuni**
Please disregard what just happened.
**[06:47] Kuni**
Please continue.
**[06:52] Higuchi**
Regarding my request...
**[06:55] Tani**
Y-Yes?
**[06:56] Naka**
*Wow.*
**[06:57] Naka**
* She's managing to carry on as*
* though everything's normal.*
**[07:00] Higuchi**
Well, it seems there's
recently been a group of
**[07:03] Higuchi**
distasteful people loitering in
my company building's back alley.
**[07:06] Tani**
And by distasteful, you mean...
**[07:08] Higuchi**
They appear to be dressed in rags.
**[07:10] Higuchi**
Some of them have been heard
speaking a foreign tongue.
**[07:14] Kuni**
They must be smugglers or some such.
**[07:19] Kuni**
The military police may police all they want,
**[07:21] Kuni**
but they keep multiplying
like rats on a ship.
**[07:23] Kuni**
They're unavoidable in a port town.
**[07:26] Higuchi**
Right.
**[07:27] Higuchi**
If we had some evidence that
they're running afoul of the law,
**[07:29] Higuchi**
we could reach out to the military police.
**[07:31] Higuchi**
So...
**[07:32] Kuni**
You want us to stake out the
place and get that evidence.
**[07:36] Kuni**
Brat.
**[07:37] Naka**
Huh?
**[07:38] Kuni**
You go.
**[07:39] Naka**
What?!
**[07:41] Kuni**
It's a simple stakeout job.
**[07:44] Kuni**
Besides, smugglers are mostly harmless.
**[07:46] Kuni**
They're usually only good
at making a break for it.
**[07:49] Kuni**
It's the perfect first job for you.
**[07:52] Naka**
But...
**[07:53] Kuni**
Tanizaki, go with him.
**[07:55] Naomi**
If he's going, I'm going, too!
***SIGN*** Rookie Detective
Nervous About
His First Job:
Nakajima Atsushi
**[08:04] Kuni**
Hey, brat.
**[08:07] Kuni**
It's not that I lack sympathy for
your unlucky, ill-begotten life.
**[08:13] Kuni**
As such, I'll give you one hint
for surviving in this city.
**[08:18] Kuni**
Don't run into him.
**[08:19] Kuni**
If you do, run.
**[08:22] Naka**
Who is he?
**[08:23] Dazai**
A mafioso.
**[08:25] Dazai**
Though we call them that because
we don't know anything else.
**[08:29] Kuni**
They're a vicious criminal organization
who claims the port as their territory.
**[08:33] Kuni**
They're called the Port Mafia.
**[08:37] Kuni**
They're the most dangerous bunch in
the underground world of this city.
**[08:39] Kuni**
Of them, the one in this photo
**[08:41] Kuni**
is a very dangerous man beyond
even this Agency's reach.
**[08:45] Naka**
Why is he dangerous?
**[08:47] Kuni**
Because he's gifted.
**[08:50] Kuni**
His ability happens to be of the ruthless
sort specialized for slaughter.
**[08:54] Kuni**
Not even the military police
stand a chance against him.
**[08:56] Kuni**
I wouldn't want to fight him, either.
**[09:00] Naka**
What's his name?
**[09:04] Kuni**
It's Akutagawa.
**[09:10] Aku**
I found a bag on the ground.
**[09:13] Aku**
I think it's been lost by its owner.
**[09:14] Cop**
Ah, lost and found.
**[09:17] Cop**
Then if you could fill out this form...
**[09:19] Cop**
Hm?
**[09:20] Cop**
I've seen you before.
**[09:22] Aku**
That's impressive.
**[09:23] Aku**
I've already been found out.
**[09:24] Cop**
Wait, is he the wanted fugitive?!
**[09:28] Cop**
Stop!
**[09:29] Aku**
The military police of this
city are a distinguished force.
**[09:43] Woman**
Excuse me,
**[09:44] Woman**
could help me find—
***SIGN*** Wanted Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
***SIGN*** Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
Ability: Rashoumon
***SIGN*** Episode 3: Yokohama Gangster Paradise
**[10:00] Aku**
Done.
**[10:01] Aku**
Next...
**[10:06] Dazai**
You can't do a double-suicide alone...
**[10:11] Kuni**
Hey, Dazai.
**[10:13] Kuni**
What about the job?
**[10:14] Dazai**
I'm waiting for a sign from above.
**[10:16] Kuni**
Huh?
**[10:17] Dazai**
With two, you can...
**[10:19] Dazai**
Double-suicide... Double-suicide...
**[10:22] Tani**
That's scary, all right.
**[10:24] Naka**
It's not funny.
**[10:26] Naka**
All this talk about vicious
mafia and how you can die...
**[10:29] Naka**
I'm not sure I'm cut out for this.
**[10:32] Tani**
Well, even I've been able to manage.
**[10:36] Tani**
You'll be fine.
**[10:37] Naka**
But you're also gifted, right?
**[10:41] Naka**
Your ability must be different
from my own useless one...
**[10:43] Tani**
I wouldn't set your expectations too high.
**[10:46] Tani**
My ability's not suited for combat.
**[10:48] Naomi**
You have a wonderful ability.
**[10:51] Naomi**
I love it.
**[10:54] Tani**
Stop, Naomi.
**[10:55] Tani**
Not here.
**[10:57] Naomi**
Oh, are you talking back to me?
**[10:59] Naomi**
I wonder what mouth's saying
such cheeky things...
**[11:04] Higuchi**
We're here.
**[11:05] All**
Huh?
**[11:06] Higuchi**
This way.
**[11:12] Naka**
It's kind of creepy.
**[11:18] Tani**
That's strange.
**[11:19] Tani**
Is this really the right place?
**[11:22] Tani**
Um...
**[11:23] Higuchi**
The name's Higuchi.
**[11:24] Tani**
Higuchi-san.
**[11:25] Tani**
Smugglers are a cowardly bunch.
**[11:29] Tani**
They'll always have an escape route.
**[11:31] Tani**
But this is a dead end.
**[11:34] Tani**
If anyone came after them
from that direction,
**[11:36] Tani**
they'd have nowhere to run.
**[11:37] Higuchi**
That's right.
**[11:39] Higuchi**
I apologize. I led you into a trap.
**[11:44] Higuchi**
My real target was you!
***SIGN*** Port Mafia:
Higuchi Ichiyou
**[11:47] Higuchi**
Akutagawa-senpai.
**[11:49] TN**
Akutagawa?!
**[11:50] Higuchi**
I have them, as planned.
**[11:52] Kutagawa**
Excellent.
**[11:54] Kutagawa**
I'll be there in five minutes.
**[11:57] Tani**
She's...
**[11:58] Naka**
...with the Port Mafia!
**[12:01] Naka**
**[12:06] Tani**
She's...
**[12:07] Naka**
...with the Port Mafia!
**[12:19] Naomi**
Brother... Are you okay?
**[12:24] Tani**
Naomi?
**[12:26] Tani**
Naomi!
**[12:28] Tani**
God, what should I do?
**[12:30] Tani**
Oh, right! Tourniquet!
**[12:32] Tani**
Atsushi-kun, do you have
a tourniquet on you?!
**[12:33] Tani**
No, first, I have to clean the wound...
**[12:36] Tani**
No!
**[12:37] Tani**
I have to get her to Dr. Yosano.
**[12:38] Tani**
We... We have to take her to the infirmary!
**[12:40] Tani**
Atsushi-kun, get her legs!
**[12:43] Higuchi**
My investigations have already revealed
that you are a non-combatant member.
**[12:47] Higuchi**
Let's have you follow the noble
princess to the afterlife.
**[12:51] Tani**
What?
**[12:53] Tani**
You two-bit thug...
**[12:58] Tani**
How dare you hurt Naomi!
**[13:01] Tani**
Ability: Light Snow...
**[13:03] Sign 1304**
Light Snow
**[13:13] Higuchi**
Snow at this time of year?
**[13:15] Tani**
Atsushi-kun, stay far back.
**[13:19] Tani**
This one... is mine to kill!
**[13:26] Higuchi**
What?
**[13:27] Tani**
My Light Snow ability
**[13:29] Tani**
transforms the entire space
with snowfall into a screen.
**[13:32] Higuchi**
What?
**[13:33] Tani**
I have overlaid the background
scenery onto my image.
**[13:37] Tani**
You can't see me anymore!
**[13:39] Higu**
I may not be able to see you,
**[13:40] Higu**
but bullets can still hit you!
**[13:47] Tani**
Wrong.
**[13:57] Tani**
Die!
**[14:10] Aku**
Fear death.
**[14:13] Aku**
Fear slaughter.
**[14:15] Aku**
Those who desire death
**[14:17] Aku**
have an equal desire to die.
**[14:19] Aku**
Therefore...
**[14:22] (Flashback) Kuni**
Don't run into him!
**[14:25] (Flashback) Kuni**
If you do, run!
**[14:28] Aku**
It's nice to meet you.
**[14:31] Aku**
I am Akutagawa,
**[14:33] Aku**
one the Port Mafia's dogs, as is she.
**[14:38] Higuchi**
Akutagawa-senpai!
**[14:40] Higuchi**
I can handle this myself.
**[14:45] Higuchi**
I believe my orders were to
take the weretiger alive!
**[14:48] Higuchi**
And yet here you are, gunning everyone down.
**[14:50] Higuchi**
You useless cur!
**[14:52] Higuchi**
Stand down.
**[14:54] Higuchi**
I'm sorry.
**[14:55] Naka**
Take the weretiger alive?
**[14:57] Naka**
What are you after?
**[14:59] Aku**
My target has always been you
and you alone, weretiger.
**[15:04] Aku**
Your fellow agents lying there
just got caught in the crossfire.
**[15:09] Naka**
This is because of me?
**[15:11] Aku**
Indeed.
**[15:13] Aku**
That is your karma, weretiger.
**[15:15] Aku**
You will cause ill for everyone
around you, just by being alive.
**[15:20] (Flashback) Staff**
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
**[15:22] (Flashback) Staff**
The world would be a better place
**[15:24] (Flashback) Staff**
if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
**[15:25] (Flashback) Staff**
You'll never find a place where you belong!
**[15:30] Naka**
My karma?
**[15:33] Aku**
Ability:
**[15:34] Sign 1536**
Rashoumon
**[15:35] Aku**
Rashoumon.
**[15:51] Aku**
I missed on purpose that time, of course.
**[15:55] Aku**
But my Rashoumon has poor taste.
**[15:58] Aku**
It devours anything and everything.
**[16:00] Aku**
I intend to take you alive,
but if you continue to resist,
**[16:04] Aku**
I'll take your leg next.
**[16:06] Naka**
Why...
**[16:08] Naka**
Why me?
**[16:10] Naka**
*Is this my fault, too?*
**[16:13] Naka**
* Do I make everyone around me*
* suffer just by being alive?*
**[16:16] Tani**
A... Atsushi-kun.
**[16:19] Tani**
Run, Atsushi-kun.
**[16:22] Naka**
*They're still alive.*
**[16:25] (Flashback) Kuni**
Today you have joined the ranks
of our Armed Detective Agency.
**[16:29] (Flashback) Kuni**
Do not be a burden to anyone,
nor shame the Agency's good name.
**[16:47] Aku**
Choosing death over surrender...
**[16:48] Aku**
How tiresome.
**[17:05] Aku**
That move wasn't half bad.
**[17:08] Aku**
But in the end, it was a fool's last stand.
**[17:11] Aku**
I told you.
**[17:13] Aku**
My black beast is indiscriminate.
**[17:16] Aku**
It devours anything and everything.
**[17:18] Aku**
It consumed the very space bullets
were attempting to cross to reach me.
**[17:23] Aku**
Neither spears or flames can reach me
**[17:27] Aku**
without a space to traverse.
**[17:29] Naka**
*How is anyone supposed to attack him, then?*
**[17:33] Aku**
And I am a man who keeps his word.
**[17:56] (Flashback) Staff**
Quit crying, brat!
**[17:59] (Flashback) Staff**
Only children who have parents
to take liability for them
**[18:01] (Flashback) Staff**
are allowed to cry without reservation!
**[18:04] (Flashback) Staff**
A child abandoned by his parents
has no license to cry!
**[18:08] Naka**
*That's right...*
**[18:10] Naka**
* I've been abandoned countless*
* times over the course of my life.*
**[18:13] Naka**
*I was never allowed to cry,*
**[18:15] Naka**
*no one ever accepted me,*
**[18:18] Naka**
*and I never had a place I could call home.*
**[18:22] Naka**
*And yet, I...*
**[18:28] Aku**
What?
**[18:33] Higuchi**
His right leg regenerated.
**[18:41] Aku**
This is how it should be.
**[18:44] Higuchi**
Akutagawa-senpai!
**[18:45] Aku**
Stand down, Higuchi!
**[18:49] Aku**
What?
**[18:50] Higuchi**
Senpai!
**[18:52] Higuchi**
You...
**[18:59] Higuchi**
The bullets can't pierce its skin...
**[19:03] Aku**
Rashoumon...
**[19:03] Sign**
Rashoumon
***SIGN*** Agito
**[19:05] Aku**
Agito!
**[19:18] Aku**
I was supposed to take you alive...
**[19:21] Aku**
This is...
**[19:23] Aku**
So I just ripped apart a mirage... then...
**[19:28] Aku**
Rashoumon...
***SIGN*** Murakumo
**[19:29] Aku**
Murakumo!
**[19:35] Sign 1937**
No Longer Human
**[19:36] Dazai**
Okay, that's enough!
**[19:43] Aku**
What?
**[19:49] Higuchi**
You're one of the detectives...
**[19:51] Higuchi**
Why are you here?
**[19:52] Dazai**
I'm the type who can't stop thinking about
what a beautiful lady might be up to.
**[19:55] Dazai**
I decided to secretly listen in.
**[19:57] Higuchi**
Impossible.
**[20:02] Higuchi**
Back then...
**[20:08] Higuchi**
You had already seen through
my plans even then.
**[20:11] Dazai**
Come on, wake up, Atsushi-kun.
**[20:14] Dazai**
I don't want to carry three
people back at the same time.
**[20:17] Higuchi**
You think we'll let you go alive?
**[20:21] Aku**
Don't, Higuchi.
**[20:22] Aku**
You can't win.
**[20:25] Higuchi**
But, Akutagawa-senpai...
**[20:27] Aku**
Dazai-san, we'll retreat for this round.
**[20:31] Aku**
But the weretiger will be
the Port Mafia's someday.
**[20:37] Dazai**
Why?
**[20:38] Aku**
Simple enough.
**[20:40] Aku**
That weretiger has a bounty
on him from the black market.
**[20:44] Aku**
The bounty sum is seven billion yen.
**[20:47] Dazai**
Now, that's very generous.
**[20:50] Aku**
We'll pay a visit to your
Agency at a later time.
**[20:53] Aku**
The Port Mafia will claim that seven billion.
**[20:57] Dazai**
Is that a declaration of war
on the Armed Detective Agency?
**[21:00] Dazai**
Try it... if you dare.
**[21:05] Higu**
You are an insignificant
small-scale operation,
**[21:08] Higu**
whereas we are this city's
darkness made incarnate.
**[21:11] Higu**
We have connections in this city's
politics and economy at every level.
**[21:15] Higu**
An agency with a dozen or so operatives
**[21:17] Higu**
will become ashes along with your entire
office in less than three days' time.
**[21:20] Higu**
No one has opposed us and lived.
**[21:24] Dazai**
I know all that.
**[21:27] Aku**
Indeed.
**[21:29] Aku**
You know that better than anyone
**[21:34] Aku**
being an ex-Port Mafia member, Dazai-san.
**[21:34] Aku**
**[23:10] Kuni**
I heard, brat.
**[23:12] Kuni**
There's a bounty on your head to the tune
of seven billion on the black market.
**[23:17] Naka**
Wh-Wh-What should I do?
**[23:19] Naka**
Maybe the Port Mafia will
come raid the Agency.
**[23:23] Naka**
But why me?
**[23:25] Kuni**
You caused this.
**[23:28] Kuni**
Think about what you can do.
**[23:30] Naka**
What *I* can do?
**[23:33] Naka**
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, episode 4:
**[23:37] Naka**
The Tragedy of the Fatalist.
***SIGN*** Episode 4: The Tragedy of the Fatalist
# 4 - The Tragedy of the Fatalist
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***SIGN*** Take the weretiger alive?
**[00:02] Naka**
Take the weretiger alive?
***SIGN*** What are you after?
**[00:04] Naka**
What are you after?
**[00:05] [SONG] Sign 0007**
My target has always been...
**[00:06] Aku**
My target has always been you
and you alone, weretiger.
**[00:11] Aku**
Your fellow agents lying there
just got caught in the crossfire.
**[00:16] Naka**
This is because of me?
**[00:18] Aku**
Indeed.
**[00:19] Aku**
That is your karma, weretiger.
**[00:22] Aku**
You will cause ill for everyone
around you, just by being alive.
**[00:27] Naka**
My karma?
**[00:30] Aku**
Ability:
**[00:31] Sign 0034**
Rashoumon
**[00:32] Aku**
Rashoumon.
**[00:41] Naka**
Where... am I?
**[00:51] Kuni**
I see you've come to, brat.
**[00:54] Naka**
Kunikida... san?
**[00:56] Kuni**
Damn, I can't believe you pulled
this during such a busy time.
**[01:03] Kuni**
***SIGN*** I...
**[02:34] Naka**
I...
**[02:42] Naka**
I was... attacked by the Mafia.
**[03:02] Naka**
I remember now...
**[03:03] Naka**
Kunikida-san, where are
Tanizaki-san and Naomi-san?!
**[03:06] Kuni**
Calm down.
**[03:08] Kuni**
They're both okay.
**[03:09] Naka**
Are you... sure?
**[03:12] Kuni**
Yes.
**[03:13] Kuni**
Dr. Yosano is treating
Tanizaki right now next door.
**[03:20] Yosano**
What a nice big injury
you've racked up, huh, Tanizaki?
**[03:28] Yosano**
Do you like my treatment that much?
**[03:35] Yosano**
All right, I'll give you the extra
special treatment plan this time.
***SIGN*** Scream
**[03:54] Sign**
Ah...
**[03:56] Naka**
That's... treatment?
**[04:00] Kuni**
I heard, brat.
**[04:02] Naka**
Huh?
**[04:03] Kuni**
You have a seven-billion-yen bounty
on your head on the black market.
**[04:09] Naka**
What?
**[04:10] Kuni**
Seven billion, huh?
**[04:12] Kuni**
You've moved up in the world.
**[04:14] Kuni**
No wonder the Port Mafia are keen
to get their hands on you.
**[04:17] Naka**
Seven billion?
**[04:20] (Flashback) Aku**
My target has always been you
and you alone, weretiger.
**[04:25] Naka**
I see.
**[04:28] Naka**
Wh-Wh-What should I do?
**[04:30] Naka**
The Mafia might launch
a raid on the Agency.
**[04:32] Naka**
But why me?
**[04:34] Kuni**
Don't panic.
**[04:37] Kuni**
The Port Mafia are certainly
violent to the extreme,
**[04:40] Kuni**
but keep your cool.
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[04:43] Kuni**
Losing your cool can kill
even the most skilled.
**[04:46] Kuni**
That's what my mentor would tell me.
**[04:48] Naka**
Um, it's upside down...
**[04:51] Naka**
Your notebook.
**[05:09] Kuni**
I haven't lost my cool!
**[05:12] Kuni**
I'm not going to panic over the Mafia!
**[05:14] Kuni**
I'd beat them back, even if
they attacked this very second!
**[05:16] Kuni**
I'll go like this, and this!
**[05:17] Naka**
*Kunikida-san's pretty wound up...*
**[05:18] Kuni**
Slash and burn like a pro,
**[05:20] Naka**
*His explanation's all over the place!*
**[05:20] Kuni**
stabbity-stab and beat them all!
**[05:23] Naka**
* It must mean the Agency's*
* situation is pretty dire,*
**[05:28] Naka**
*and all because of me.*
**[05:30] Kuni**
He'll come for sure.
**[05:33] Kuni**
You caused this.
**[05:36] Kuni**
The worst-case scenario may come to pass...
**[05:39] Kuni**
Think about what you can do.
**[05:43] Naka**
*What* I *can do?*
**[05:49] Kuni**
By the way, brat.
**[05:51] Kuni**
I've been looking for something...
**[05:54] Kuni**
Have you seen my glasses?
***SIGN*** Episode 4: The Tragedy of the Fatalist
**[06:36] Man**
It's time.
**[06:43] Hiro**
Stay back.
**[07:03] Hiro**
Sorry to bother you at work, folks.
**[07:07] Workers**
Wh-Who the hell are you?
**[07:10] Hiro**
We're here for work, as well.
**[07:12] Hiro**
We'll be done soon enough.
**[07:15] Hiro**
We've heard rumors that an unruly bunch
**[07:18] Hiro**
have been selling Port Mafia
cargo on the black market.
**[07:21] Hiro**
They're supposedly based right here.
**[07:24] Hiro**
We're just looking for evidence.
**[07:27] Hiro**
Do you mind if I look through the cargo?
**[07:35] Hiro**
There's the evidence, right here.
**[07:49] Staff**
That's impossible!
**[07:50] Staff**
It's a steel pipe.
**[07:53] Hiro**
You've never seen a gift in action before?
**[08:25] Hiro**
Kill them all.
**[08:48] Hiro**
The best smokes are always
after a job well done.
**[08:57] Naka**
An explosion?
**[08:59] Naka**
What's going on?
**[09:12] Mob**
I hear it's a massacre.
**[09:14] Mob**
Damn...
**[09:16] Mob**
The military police say the
Port Mafia's military squad did it...
**[09:23] Mob**
The Black Lizard group,
the most violent of them all.
**[09:25] Mob**
The Black Lizard?
**[09:27] Mob**
They're as good as special ops,
**[09:29] Mob**
and merciless to boot.
**[09:33] Naka**
*The Port Mafia's Black Lizard...*
**[09:36] Naka**
*If they were to attack the Agency...*
**[09:50] Naka**
*The worst-case scenario.*
**[10:14] Higuchi**
Yes?
**[10:15] Higuchi**
Who is this?
**[10:18] Naka**
*It's me.*
**[10:19] Higuchi**
Weretiger!
**[10:21] Higuchi**
*I see...*
**[10:22] Higuchi**
* He saw the business card*
* I left at the Agency.*
**[10:25] Higuchi**
*Your colleagues saved you the other day,*
**[10:28] Higuchi**
*but that won't be the case next time.*
**[10:31] Higuchi**
*What do you want?*
**[10:33] Naka**
I'm going to quit the Agency.
**[10:35] Naka**
I'm going to quit, and go on the run alone.
**[10:37] Naka**
Catch me if you can!
**[10:39] Higuchi**
I see.
**[10:41] Higuchi**
So you're telling us to call
off the war on the Agency?
**[11:02] Higuchi**
Call the Black Lizard!
**[11:18] Kuni**
Oh there you are, brat.
**[11:21] Kuni**
Thanks to you, it's a huge mess.
**[11:23] Kuni**
It's highly probable that this will
turn into the worst-case scenario.
**[11:25] Kuni**
Investigation Report
**[11:26] Kuni**
Come help carry these—
**[11:28] Kuni**
Hey!
**[11:30] Naka**
There's no need to worry.
**[11:33] Naka**
The worst-case scenario
won't happen anymore.
**[11:37] Naka**
This agency is safe.
**[11:39] Kuni**
Huh?
**[11:41] Kuni**
Hey!
**[11:42] Kuni**
Come help, brat!
**[11:43] Kuni**
Where are you running off to now?!
**[11:50] Staff**
*Get out, you good-for-nothing!*
**[11:52] Staff**
*No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!*
**[11:55] Staff**
*The world would be a better place*
**[11:57] Staff**
*if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!*
**[12:07] Staff**
**[12:45] Hiro**
You're late.
**[12:47] Hiro**
You're two minutes late.
***SIGN*** Black Lizard Commander
Tachiwara Michizou
**[12:50] Tachi**
Don't be so uptight, gramps.
**[12:54] Tachi**
What a glum place.
**[12:57] Tachi**
Where's Gin?
**[12:59] Tachi**
Is he late, too?
**[13:00] Hiro**
He's already here.
**[13:02] Hiro**
He's behind you.
***SIGN*** Black Lizard Commander
***SIGN*** Gin
**[13:08] Tachi**
Heh, a creep like always.
**[13:12] Tachi**
You get on my nerves.
**[13:20] Tachi**
Wanna fight?
**[13:24] Hiro**
Stop it, fools.
**[13:27] Hiro**
Would either of you like to be reported KIA?
***SIGN*** Black Lizard Leader,
Hirotsu Ryuurou
***SIGN*** Ability:
Falling Camellia
**[13:33] Tachi**
Fine.
**[13:35] Tachi**
You're a hard one to read.
**[13:45] Hiro**
We're all here.
**[13:47] Higuchi**
*Well done.*
**[13:48] Hiro**
And?
**[13:50] Hiro**
What's the target that takes
three of us to crush?
**[13:53] Higuchi**
*The target...*
**[13:55] Higuchi**
is the Armed Detective Agency's office.
**[13:58] Hiro**
The Agency?
**[14:00] Hiro**
*Not the weretiger, then?*
**[14:02] Higuchi**
The previous attempt failed
**[14:04] Higuchi**
because the Agency interfered.
**[14:06] Higuchi**
We won't make the same mistake twice.
**[14:08] Higuchi**
We'll annihilate the Agency first to
prevent them from acting as his guard.
**[14:12] Hiro**
No survivors?
**[14:15] Higuchi**
*Fine by me.*
**[14:19] Hiro**
Understood.
**[14:35] Higuchi**
I can't have Akutagawa-senpai
taking a back seat
**[14:39] Higuchi**
to a mere detective agency!
***SIGN*** Fear death.
**[14:47] Aku**
Fear death.
***SIGN*** Fear slaughter.
**[14:50] Aku**
Fear slaughter.
**[14:52] Aku**
Those who desire death
**[14:56] Aku**
have an equal desire to die.
**[15:01] Aku**
Worthless men
**[15:03] Aku**
have no right to draw breath.
**[15:11] Aku**
Your resolve is admirable.
**[15:15] Aku**
I will give you a reason to live.
**[15:20] D**
I have finally found a reason to live.
**[15:24] D**
A reason to live?
**[15:26] D**
No, a reason I'd kept on living till now.
**[15:30] D**
That's right.
**[15:31] D**
I've lived to this day so that I can
be in a double-suicide with you.
**[15:35] D**
I'm sure of it.
**[15:36] D**
Ah, *bella donna*.
**[15:39] Woman**
Feel free to do it on your own..
**[15:41] D**
A double-suicide is not possible alone.
**[15:44] Woman**
By the way, Dazai-san?
**[15:45] Woman**
Do you have a proper life insurance policy?
**[15:49] D**
Why would you ask that, *bella donna*?
**[15:52] Woman**
Well...
**[15:54] Woman**
Because you have racked up quite a tab.
**[15:58] Woman**
If you haven't gotten one yet,
**[16:01] Woman**
I'll be happy to refer you one.
**[16:08] D**
Ah, your vitality is blinding.
**[16:12] Woman**
Aw, if that's the best you've
got for changing the subject,
**[16:15] Woman**
I'm going to go ahead and barge into
your agency on the fourth floor.
**[16:17] D**
Ah, your decisiveness is even more blinding.
**[16:29] Tachi**
Not even a sentry?
**[16:31] Tachi**
Talk about careless.
**[16:51] Kuni**
Who are you?
**[16:53] Hiro**
Apologies.
**[16:54] Hiro**
Even though you're a detective agency,
we forgot to make an appointment.
**[16:58] Hiro**
And we forgot to knock.
**[17:00] Kuni**
The Port Mafia's Black Lizard.
**[17:03] Hiro**
Well, I hope you'll overlook these mishaps.
**[17:06] Hiro**
Our errand will be over soon enough.
**[17:36] (Flashback) Staff**
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
**[17:37] (Flashback) Staff**
No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
**[17:39] (Flashback) Staff**
The world would be a better place if
you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
**[17:46] Naka**
They were right.
**[17:51] Naka**
There's nowhere I can belong.
**[18:03] Naka**
Gunshots?
**[18:04] Naka**
But that's where...
**[18:15] Naka**
Why's the Agency being attacked?!
**[18:19] Naka**
Oh, sorry!
**[18:39] Naka**
*Why is this happening?*
**[18:42] Naka**
*It's all because of me*
**[18:44] Naka**
*that everyone's in danger again!*
**[18:48] Naka**
Stop!
**[18:52] Hiro**
What?
**[18:54] Naka**
Huh?
**[18:57] Naka**
Huh?
**[18:58] Kenji**
There!
**[19:00] Kenji**
Hup.
**[19:05] Kuni**
So you're finally back, brat.
**[19:07] Naka**
Uhh...
**[19:18] Kuni**
This is why I hate raids.
**[19:21] Kuni**
They really throw off
our budget projections.
**[19:23] Kuni**
How much do you think repairing the office
**[19:25] Kuni**
and replacing inventory will cost?!
**[19:29] Yosano**
Using machine guns for a raid
was a little over the top.
**[19:32] Yosano**
It's your turn to go
around the neighborhood
**[19:36] Yosano**
with apologies and gifts, Kunikida-kun.
**[19:40] Kuni**
So it *is* the worst-case scenario!
**[19:43] Naka**
Huh?
**[19:44] Naka**
*So this is the "worst-case scenario"?*
**[19:47] Naka**
* This is the Port Mafia military squad*
* said to be on par with special ops?*
**[19:53] Naka**
*Huh?*
**[19:55] Kenji**
Kunikida-san, what should we do with them?
**[19:58] Kuni**
Throw them out the window.
**[20:00] Kenji**
Roger!
**[20:01] Kenji**
Hup, hup.
**[20:03] Kenji**
One...
**[20:04] Kenji**
Two...
**[20:05] Kuni**
For the umpteenth time,
**[20:05] Kenji**
Three!
**[20:06] Kuni**
I wish they'd give up on raids.
**[20:09] Naka**
*So it's the "umpteenth" time?*
**[20:14] Naka**
* The Agency's far more violent*
* than the Port Mafia.*
**[20:20] Kenji**
Bye!
**[20:22] Kuni**
Hurry up and help with the clean-up, brat!
**[20:27] Kenji**
Have a nice trip!
**[20:28] Kuni**
I can't believe you wandered
off in the middle of it all!
**[20:32] Kuni**
I told you, you're a member
of the Agency now.
**[20:34] Kuni**
You should be thinking about
what you yourself can do.
**[20:38] Kuni**
Well, helping with clean-up
is about all you *can* do.
**[20:43] (Flashback) Kuni**
Think about what you can do.
**[20:49] Naka**
I see.
**[21:03] Kuni**
Hey, if you've got time to laugh...
**[21:09] Kuni**
What, are you crying?
**[21:11] Naka**
I... I... I'm not crying!
**[21:15] Kuni**
You are.
**[21:18] Naka**
I'm not!
**[21:20] Kuni**
Just look at you.
**[21:22] Kuni**
You're so typical for your generation.
**[21:26] Kuni**
Even when given a job,
**[21:27] Kuni**
you just go off and play without permission.
**[21:28] Kuni**
You cry if anyone gives so
much as a word of criticism.
**[21:30] Naka**
That's not it.
**[21:32] Naka**
That's not what this is about.
**[21:33] Kuni**
But you're crying.
**[21:35] Naka**
I am...
**[21:37] Naka**
But that isn't what it's about!
**[21:39] Naka**
**[23:11] Rampo**
The only reason they can call
themselves a detective agency
**[23:14] Rampo**
and function as one
**[23:16] Rampo**
is my ability, Ultra-Deduction.
**[23:18] Rampo**
Oh, a murder case has
arrived on our doorstep.
**[23:21] Rampo**
Okay, Atsushi-kun,
**[23:22] Rampo**
come with me on the case.
**[23:24] Naka**
Uh, I'm not sure I'm up to the task...
***SIGN*** Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 5: Murder on D Street.
***SIGN*** Episode 5:
**[23:34] Naka**
Is this going to be an
actual detective story?
**[23:36] Ranpo**
All is well that is well by me.
**[23:38] ---**
# 5 - Murder on D Street
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** The Black Lizard...
**[00:01] Naka**
*The Black Lizard...*
**[00:03] Naka**
*The Armed Detective Agency*
**[00:04] Naka**
* was attacked by the Port Mafia's*
* military squad, the Black Lizard.*
**[00:09] Naka**
*But Kunikida-san, Yosano-san, and Kenji-kun*
**[00:12] Naka**
*crushed the entire team with ease.*
**[00:16] Naka**
* Such is the might of the*
* Armed Detective Agency.*
**[00:21] Rampo**
Hey, hey, Harunocchi.
**[00:23] Rampo**
Can you take the marble out of this bottle?
**[00:27] Haruno**
Sure, right away.
**[00:29] Naka**
A marble?
**[00:34] Haruno**
Is this what you wanted, Rampo-san?
**[00:37] Rampo**
Yes.
**[00:38] Rampo**
Marbles are nice, aren't they?
**[00:40] Haruno**
Yes, marbles are nice.
**[00:42] Naka**
Um, isn't Rampo-san going to help?
**[00:46] Rampo**
Kunikida-kun.
**[00:48] Rampo**
I have to head off to a job soon.
**[00:51] Kuni**
Oh, to assist with a murder case?
**[00:54] Rampo**
Indeed, the police in this city can't capture
even a single criminal without my help.
**[01:01] Rampo**
Still...
**[01:02] Rampo**
My Ultra-Deduction is the best
ability in this agency...
**[01:06] Rampo**
or even the entire nation.
**[01:08] Rampo**
I guess it's no small wonder
that everyone depends on it.
**[01:11] Kuni**
We're indebted to you, Rampo-san.
**[01:13] Rampo**
Good, as long as you're aware.
**[01:15] Rampo**
That's right.
**[01:15] Rampo**
Though you call yourselves
a detective agency,
**[01:17] Rampo**
you lot don't have the deductive
powers of a single monkey.
**[01:20] Rampo**
The only reason they can call themselves
a detective agency and function as one
**[01:23] Rampo**
is my ability, Ultra-Deduction.
**[01:25] Haruno**
Ultra-Deduction is so amazing...
**[01:27] Haruno**
An ability that lets you see right to
the heart of any case in an instant.
**[01:31] Kuni**
You are a role model for the Agency...
No, for all gifted people.
**[01:35] Rampo**
Of course.
**[01:37] Kuni**
Brat.
**[01:38] Naka**
Y-Yes?
**[01:39] Kuni**
Never mind the clean-up here.
**[01:41] Kuni**
Go with Rampo-san.
**[01:42] Kuni**
The place's close by train.
**[01:44] Naka**
M-Me as a detective's assistant?
**[01:47] Naka**
That's a great responsibility...
**[01:49] Rampo**
Of course not.
**[01:51] Rampo**
I'm not some two-bit detective.
**[01:53] Rampo**
I don't need an assistant.
**[01:54] Naka**
Then why am I going with you?
**[01:56] Rampo**
Well, see, I don't know
how to take the train.
**[02:00] Rampo**
**[03:32] Rampo**
Wow.
**[03:35] Naka**
*Honestly, I was surprised.*
**[03:37] Naka**
*He didn't know anything,*
**[03:38] Naka**
*including how to buy a ticket,*
**[03:40] Naka**
*how to get through the turnstile,*
**[03:41] Naka**
* and how to figure out which*
* platform to go to...*
***SIGN*** Episode 5:
**[03:44] Naka**
* I guess he really can't do anything*
* without using his ability.*
**[03:51] Mino**
You're late, agents.
**[03:53] Rampo**
Oh, who are you?
**[03:55] Rampo**
Where is Yasui-san?
***SIGN*** Kanagawa Prefecture Police
**[03:56] Mino**
I'm Minoura.
**[03:57] Mino**
I took this over from Yasui.
**[03:59] Mino**
This case has been reassigned
to our division.
**[04:02] Mino**
So we no longer need you or your agency.
**[04:04] Rampo**
How idiotic.
**[04:05] Rampo**
All the difficult cases in the world should be overseen
by a great detective as a matter of course.
**[04:09] Mino**
We won't need a
private investigator today.
**[04:12] Mino**
Because the victim is my subordinate.
**[04:23] Rampo**
A lady.
**[04:25] Sugi**
She was found floating in
the river this morning.
**[04:28] Mino**
She was shot three times in the chest.
**[04:31] Mino**
We don't know where or when she was killed.
**[04:33] Mino**
We haven't even found the bullets.
**[04:35] Rampo**
Any suspects?
**[04:37] Mino**
No.
**[04:38] Mino**
As far as anyone at the office knew,
**[04:40] Mino**
she was not in a relationship, either.
**[04:43] Rampo**
Does that mean you don't have any leads?
**[04:50] Mino**
That is all the more reason why
**[04:51] Mino**
we can't let some amateur private eye handle this.
**[04:54] ME**
Hey!
**[04:55] ME**
The nets caught something!
**[04:56] Naka**
What's that?
**[04:58] Sugi**
We've strung a net across the river
to catch any evidence, but...
**[05:03] ME**
It's a man!
**[05:04] ME**
We have man in the nets!
**[05:05] Mino**
What?!
**[05:05] Naka**
Could there be a second victim?
**[05:20] Dazai**
Hello, Atsushi-kun.
**[05:21] Dazai**
What a strange coincidence.
**[05:23] Naka**
A-Another drowning attempt?
**[05:25] Dazai**
What, committing suicide alone?
**[05:27] Dazai**
That's so passe, Atsushi-kun.
**[05:29] Dazai**
I have come to realize
**[05:31] Dazai**
that if I am to die,
I will die with a beautiful lady!
**[05:34] Dazai**
Ah, double suicide...
**[05:36] Dazai**
What a sweet ring it has.
**[05:37] Dazai**
In comparison,
**[05:38] Dazai**
it feels so empty to bid this world
farewell all by my lonesome.
**[05:42] Dazai**
So...
**[05:43] Dazai**
I'm currently on the lookout for a
beautiful woman who'll die with me!
**[05:47] Naka**
Huh?
**[05:47] Naka**
Then what was this about?
**[05:50] Dazai**
I was simply drifting along the river!
**[05:53] Naka**
I see.
**[05:54] Dazai**
By the way, Atsushi-kun,
**[05:56] Dazai**
what are you doing out here?
**[05:58] Naka**
I'm on a job.
**[06:00] Dazai**
A job?
**[06:01] Dazai**
What kind?
**[06:05] Dazai**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What tragedy...
**[06:07] Dazai**
What great tragedy this is,
**[06:09] Dazai**
that a young beautiful woman in
her prime has lost her life...
**[06:12] Dazai**
My sorrow is crushing my heart!
**[06:14] Dazai**
She may as well have committed
double suicide with me!
**[06:20] Mino**
Who the hell is he?
**[06:22] Rampo**
A colleague at the Agency.
**[06:24] Rampo**
That's just how he is.
**[06:26] Dazai**
But rest in peace, milady.
**[06:29] Dazai**
An extraordinary great
detective will avenge you.
**[06:33] Dazai**
Right, Rampo-san?
**[06:35] Rampo**
But I have yet to get the job itself.
**[06:38] Dazai**
What?
**[06:38] Dazai**
Why?
**[06:40] Rampo**
Ask this man.
**[06:42] Mino**
We have no need for private investigators.
**[06:44] Mino**
In fact, all of my subordinates are far
superior to any private detective.
**[06:49] Rampo**
Oh?
**[06:50] Rampo**
What's your name?
**[06:52] Sugi**
What?
**[06:53] Sugi**
I am Sergeant Sugimura.
**[06:55] Sugi**
The victim, Ms. Yamagiwa,
was my senior colleague!
**[06:58] Rampo**
All right, Sugimoto-kun.
**[07:00] Rampo**
Solve this case in sixty
seconds, starting now.
***SIGN*** 60 Seconds
**[07:03] Sugi**
What?!
**[07:04] Rampo**
I can solve it in under a minute.
**[07:06] Rampo**
If you're as good as he says you are,
you should be able to do the same.
**[07:10] Rampo**
Okay, give it a try, Sugimoto-kun!
**[07:13] Sugi**
What?!
**[07:14] Sugi**
Um, okay, well...
**[07:15] Sugi**
Sixty seconds is a bit
over the top, isn't it?!
**[07:17] Rampo**
Okay, fifty seconds left.
**[07:19] Sugi**
What?!
**[07:21] Naka**
*This is what I must be like.*
**[07:24] Sugi**
Oh, right.
**[07:25] Sugi**
Yamagiwa-senpai was pursuing
a political corruption case
**[07:29] Sugi**
and also investigating the Port Mafia.
**[07:31] Sugi**
I believe the murderer's M.O. is similar to
the Mafia's method of exacting retribution.
**[07:35] Sugi**
Maybe she was killed by the mafia
members she was investigating—
**[07:38] Dazai**
That's not true.
**[07:39] Sugi**
What?
**[07:40] Dazai**
The Port Mafia's retaliatory methods are as
highly specific as a government-issued ID.
**[07:47] Dazai**
First, the traitor is made
to bite the curb,
**[07:50] Dazai**
then they kick in the back of
his head to shatter his jaw.
**[07:54] Dazai**
As their victim writhes in agony,
**[07:56] Dazai**
they flip him over...
**[07:59] Dazai**
then shoot him in the chest three times.
**[08:01] Sugi**
If we're being precise, yes, but...
**[08:04] Dazai**
So this M.O. is similar to the
Mafia's, but not the same.
**[08:08] Dazai**
That means...
**[08:09] Mino**
An attempt at a cover-up?
**[08:11] Sugi**
Shooting two extra rounds
into the body just for that?
**[08:15] Sugi**
How cruel.
**[08:16] Rampo**
Beep!
**[08:18] Rampo**
Okay, time's up!
**[08:20] Rampo**
Too bad, you've got a ways to
go before you reach my level.
**[08:24] Rampo**
At the very least, this proved
that your subordinates
**[08:27] Rampo**
are not all superior to me.
**[08:30] Mino**
Cut the crap!
**[08:32] Mino**
You've been going on and on about
deduction and great detectives.
**[08:35] Mino**
You've been reading too much pulp fiction!
**[08:38] Mino**
Cases are solved by thorough investigations,
**[08:40] Mino**
interviewing persons of interest,
and analyzing the scene of the crime.
**[08:43] Rampo**
Huh?
**[08:44] Rampo**
When are you going to get it
through your thick skull?
**[08:46] Rampo**
Great detectives don't do "investigations."
**[08:48] Rampo**
My ability, Ultra-Deduction,
can instantly identify the killer
**[08:52] Rampo**
and when and how the murder was committed.
**[08:55] Rampo**
Furthermore,
**[08:57] Rampo**
I can see in my mind's eye how
I can make the killer confess,
**[08:59] Rampo**
and where the evidence lies,
as if it's an epiphany.
**[09:02] Rampo**
I am gifted, after all.
**[09:05] Mino**
Given my line of work,
**[09:06] Mino**
I know about the gifted's existence.
**[09:08] Mino**
But if you have such a convenient ability,
**[09:11] Mino**
why do my colleagues and I still have a job?
**[09:12] Rampo**
Right on!
**[09:14] Rampo**
You've finally caught up.
**[09:17] Mino**
You bastard!
**[09:18] Dazai**
Now, now, Detective.
**[09:20] Dazai**
Rampo-san's always like this.
***SIGN*** Personal Motto:
**[09:23] Rampo**
After all, my personal motto is,
***SIGN*** All's Well
***SIGN*** That's Well For Me!
**[09:26] Rampo**
"All's well that's well for me!"
***SIGN*** Personal Motto:
**[09:28] Naka**
* I've never heard a more convincing*
* personal motto in my life.*
***SIGN*** What's Better
***SIGN*** Than Being Alive?
***SIGN*** Personal Motto:
**[09:32] Dazai**
Well, well...
***SIGN*** Have a Pure, Cheerful,
***SIGN*** and Energetic Suicide
**[09:35] Mino**
Since you speak so highly of it,
let's see this ability of yours.
**[09:39] Rampo**
Oh?
**[09:40] Rampo**
Is that a request for me
to take on the case?
**[09:41] Rampo**
You should've just asked me from the start.
**[09:44] Mino**
Heh, you have a lot of confidence
about this difficult case
**[09:48] Mino**
despite the lack of any evidence.
**[09:50] Mino**
Want me to count to sixty?
**[09:53] Rampo**
I don't need that long.
**[09:56] Dazai**
Watch closely, Atsushi-kun.
**[09:58] Dazai**
This is the ability that
keeps the Agency going.
**[10:01] Dazai**
Once he puts on those glasses,
**[10:02] Dazai**
Rampo-san's Ultra-Deduction is active.
**[10:05] Naka**
* Rampo-san's ability reveals*
* the truth about a case.*
**[10:08] Naka**
*Does such a gift really exist?*
**[10:17] Rampo**
Ability: Ultra-Deduction!
**[10:18] [SONG] Sign 1020**
Ultra-Deduction
**[10:34] Rampo**
I see.
**[10:35] Mino**
"I see," my ass.
**[10:37] Mino**
You're trying to imply you
know who the killer is?
**[10:40] Rmapo**
Of course.
**[10:41] Mino**
Huh?
**[10:43] Rampo**
The killer...
**[10:51] Rampo**
...is you.
**[10:52] Rampo**
***SIGN*** That's right.
**[10:56] Rampo**
That's right.
***SIGN*** The killer...
**[10:57] Rampo**
The killer...
**[11:00] Rampo**
The killer is you,
**[11:02] Rampo**
Sergeant Sugimoto.
**[11:04] Sugi**
What?
**[11:05] Naka**
Rampo-san?
**[11:08] Mino**
Sergeant Sugimoto is my subordinate.
**[11:10] Rampo**
Sergeant Sugimoto is the one who killed her.
**[11:13] Mino**
Don't be stupid!
**[11:14] Mino**
It's impossible that the killer would happen
to be this close by in the first place!
**[11:17] Rampo**
It's exactly because he is the killer
**[11:18] Rampo**
that he wants to stay close
to the investigation.
**[11:20] Rampo**
Besides, didn't I mention this?
**[11:23] Rampo**
I also know where the evidence lies.
**[11:27] Rampo**
Lend me your gun, will you?
**[11:28] Sugi**
Y-You've got to be kidding.
**[11:30] Sugi**
The penalty for handing a government-issue
firearm to a civilian
**[11:33] Sugi**
is far worse than a pay cut.
**[11:35] Mino**
And here I was hoping you'd have a point.
**[11:37] Mino**
Are you private investigators just talk?
**[11:40] Rampo**
If we examine that gun and come up empty,
**[11:42] Rampo**
then sure, I'm just an
idiot running my mouth.
**[11:47] Mino**
I've had enough of listening to you!
**[11:49] Mino**
Show him, Sugimoto!
**[11:51] Sugi**
But...
**[11:52] Mino**
He's barked up this tree as far as he can go.
**[11:54] Mino**
If we prove him wrong,
he'll shut up and go home.
**[11:56] Mino**
We can't waste any more time.
**[11:59] Mino**
Show him your gun!
**[12:03] Mino**
Hey, what's the matter, Sugimoto?
**[12:05] Rampo**
Even in this city,
**[12:06] Rampo**
it isn't easy for an amateur
to get spare ammo...
**[12:10] Rampo**
even harder if the firearm
is a government-issue.
**[12:12] Mino**
Why aren't you saying anything, Sugimoto?!
**[12:15] Rampo**
He's thinking furiously right now
**[12:18] Rampo**
about the three bullets he's used,
**[12:21] Rampo**
and how he'll explain their absence.
**[12:24] Mino**
Sugimoto!
**[12:25] Mino**
You can't be the killer!
**[12:27] Mino**
Show us your gun, now!
**[12:38] Mino**
That's right, Sugimoto.
**[12:42] Dazai**
Not good.
**[12:44] Mino**
Sugimoto!
**[12:45] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun!
**[12:45] Dazai**
Go!
**[12:46] Naka**
What?!
**[12:47] Mino**
Stop!
**[12:55] Mino**
Let me go!
**[12:55] Mino**
I have nothing to do with this!
**[12:57] Rampo**
Running away won't help.
**[13:00] Rampo**
The murder took place
early yesterday morning
**[13:02] Rampo**
at the abandoned shipyard,
140 meters upstream from here.
**[13:07] Sugi**
How'd you know that?
**[13:08] Rampo**
If we go there, we should be able to
find yours and the victim's footprints,
**[13:12] Rampo**
as well as the bloodstains you
couldn't fully erase.
**[13:16] Sugi**
How?
**[13:17] Sugi**
No one could've known.
**[13:20] Mino**
Let's hear the rest back at the office.
**[13:22] Mino**
It may be the last time it'll
be your place of work...
**[13:31] Sugi**
I didn't intend to shoot her.
**[13:34] Sugi**
She...
**[13:36] Sugi**
She was going after a certain
politician for corruption.
**[13:39] Sugi**
What they didn't predict
**[13:41] Sugi**
was that she actually found evidence
of a major Diet member's crime.
**[13:46] Sugi**
However, the Diet member was savvy
**[13:48] Sugi**
and tried to use a mole inside the police
**[13:50] Sugi**
to get rid of the evidence.
**[13:52] Rampo**
And you're that spy.
**[13:55] Sugi**
I'd always wanted to
become a police officer.
**[13:58] Sugi**
After my third time failing
the exam, I was depressed.
**[14:01] Sugi**
That was when a man reached out to me,
**[14:04] Sugi**
asking me if I was willing to
do anything to become a cop.
**[14:07] Sugi**
After joining the police force
with the Diet member's help,
**[14:11] Sugi**
I had to follow his orders in return.
**[14:14] Mino**
So you killed Yamagiwa as one of his dogs?!
**[14:18] Sugi**
That's not what happened!
**[14:19] Sugi**
I was trying to warn her.
**[14:22] Sugi**
I told her she'd get herself killed
if she didn't give up the evidence.
**[14:26] Sugi**
But she...
**[14:29] (Flashback) Sugi**
Yamagiwa-san, he's taking
this very seriously.
**[14:32] (Flashback) Yama**
Then I'll just have to take
him very seriously, too.
**[14:34] (Flashback) Yama**
I've already made contact
with a prosecutor I know.
**[14:37] (Flashback) Yama**
I just need to hand over the evidence.
**[14:40] (Flashback) Yama**
Sugimoto-kun?
**[14:41] (Flashback) Sugi**
Please hand over the evidence.
**[14:44] (Flashback) Sugi**
If I fail in this,
**[14:46] (Flashback) Sugi**
he'll call a hit man.
**[14:48] (Flashback) Sugi**
We have to stop this, now!
**[14:49] (Flashback) Yama**
Hand over the gun, Sugimoto-kun.
**[14:53] (Flashback) Yama**
You can't shoot me.
**[14:55] (Flashback) Sugi**
That's right.
**[14:59] (Flashback) Sugi**
That's why...
**[15:00] (Flashback) Sugi**
I'll choose a different
way to force your hand!
**[15:01] (Flashback) Yama**
Don't!
**[15:02] (Flashback) Yama**
Sugimoto-kun!
**[15:31] Rampo**
If you do nothing,
you'll be convicted as a killer.
**[15:33] Rampo**
You'll be fired from your job.
**[15:35] Rampo**
In a panic, you could only think of one
person to go to for help. How ironic.
**[15:41] Rampo**
When you called the Diet member,
**[15:43] Rampo**
he told you how to destroy the evidence.
**[15:44] Rampo**
Just as you were told to, you fired
two more shots into her chest
**[15:48] Rampo**
to make it seem like the Mafia's had done it.
**[15:56] Rampo**
You set her adrift in the
river to delay discovery.
**[16:05] Mino**
Where is the evidence Yamagiwa obtained?
**[16:08] Mino**
That Diet member's responsible
for Yamagiwa's death!
**[16:11] Mino**
Tell me, Sugimoto!
**[16:13] Rampo**
Hey, Sugimoto-kun.
**[16:17] Rampo**
Want me to guess what her
final words to you were?
**[16:23] Rampo**
It was "I'm sorry," wasn't it?
**[16:28] (Flashback) Yama**
I'm... sorry...
**[16:36] Sugi**
You really...
**[16:40] Sugi**
see through everything, don't you.
**[16:44] Sugi**
The evidence is in my desk drawer.
**[16:50] Mino**
Thanks, I guess.
**[16:53] Mino**
Also, I'm sorry I doubted your capabilities.
**[16:57] Mino**
If we run into another difficult case,
we'll be asking you for help.
**[17:00] Rampo**
If you need my abilities,
**[17:02] Rampo**
ask me any time.
**[17:04] Rampo**
I'll give you a discount next time.
**[17:07] Mino**
That'll be helpful.
**[17:10] Naka**
Rampo-san was amazing.
**[17:13] Naka**
I had no idea he'd figure everything out.
**[17:16] Naka**
His ability, Ultra-Deduction,
is super amazing.
**[17:19] Dazai**
I might've figured out half of it, too.
**[17:22] Naka**
Half of what?
**[17:23] Dazai**
About that case just now...
**[17:25] Dazai**
About how Rampo-san figured it out.
**[17:27] Naka**
Oh, but he said his ability lets
him figure it out instantly...
**[17:31] Dazai**
Oh, right, you don't know yet.
**[17:35] Dazai**
Actually, Rampo-san isn't gifted.
**[17:39] Naka**
Huh?!
**[17:40] Dazai**
Rampo-san is a very rare
ungifted civilian at the agency.
**[17:47] Dazai**
He himself seems to believe
he's using an ability, but...
**[17:51] Dazai**
Oh, and despite his appearance,
he's 26 years old.
**[17:54] Naka**
What?
**[17:55] Dazai**
The reason why everyone at the
Agency respects Rampo-san
**[17:58] Dazai**
is because they know his
Ultra-Deduction isn't an ability.
**[18:01] Dazai**
I'd heard of it, myself,
**[18:03] Dazai**
but I only witnessed its
power first-hand today.
**[18:06] Dazai**
To tell you the truth,
**[18:08] Dazai**
while he was "using" his
Ultra-Deduction ability today,
**[18:11] Dazai**
I was secretly pinching his hair behind him.
**[18:16] Dazai**
As you well know,
**[18:17] Dazai**
I can neutralize anyone's ability if
I touch them... I'm anti-gifted.
**[18:23] Dazai**
No gifted can ever use their ability
while I am touching any part of them,
**[18:28] Dazai**
no matter how strong their powers may be.
**[18:30] Dazai**
In other words,
**[18:31] Dazai**
his Ultra-Deduction is not an ability.
**[18:35] Naka**
It's not?
**[18:36] Naka**
Then how'd he...
**[18:38] Dazai**
It's just deduction, pure and simple.
**[18:42] Naka**
But how?
**[18:43] Naka**
He figured out who the killer was
in such a short amount of time!
**[18:47] Naka**
Is mere deduction enough to
make such a thing possible?
**[18:50] Dazai**
Right.
**[18:51] Dazai**
I could tell, too, actually.
**[18:53] Dazai**
Remember what Sergeant Sugimoto said?
**[18:56] (Flashback) Sugi**
Shooting two extra rounds
into the body just for that?
***SIGN*** Illustration
**[18:59] Dazai**
Anyone who saw a body
with three gunshot wounds
**[19:02] Dazai**
would assume they were fired at the same time.
**[19:06] Naka**
Oh...
**[19:06] Dazai**
In other words,
**[19:07] Dazai**
he knew that the victim had
perished from the first shot.
**[19:11] Dazai**
How could he have known
that before an autopsy?
**[19:14] Naka**
Only if he was the killer...
**[19:16] Naka**
But Rampo-san also knew when it happened...
**[19:19] Naka**
Early yesterday morning.
**[19:21] Dazai**
That's because the body was
still in good condition.
**[19:25] Dazai**
So, at most, it'd only been
floating in the river for a day.
**[19:28] Dazai**
Yesterday was Tuesday, a weekday.
**[19:30] Dazai**
But the victim wasn't wearing any makeup.
**[19:33] Dazai**
A detective working long hours,
often late into the night,
**[19:35] Dazai**
would only be like that on a weekday
**[19:37] Dazai**
if the murder had occurred
in the early morning.
**[19:39] Naka**
I see.
**[19:41] Naka**
But how did he know about
the crime scene's location,
**[19:42] Naka**
and that she was threatened with a gun?
**[19:45] Dazai**
That, I don't know.
**[19:47] Dazai**
Rampo-san probably caught a lot
more details than I could hope to.
**[19:52] Naka**
That's true.
**[19:54] Naka**
He even guessed her final words.
**[19:57] Dazai**
Oh, that.
**[20:01] Dazai**
She supposedly wasn't seeing anyone,
**[20:05] Dazai**
but her wristwatch was an
overseas brand-name item.
**[20:09] Dazai**
It's not something a single woman
would buy for herself.
**[20:13] Dazai**
And Sergeant Sugimoto's watch was the
men's version of the same model.
**[20:18] Naka**
Then they were...
**[20:21] Dazai**
She went to see him early
in the morning when he reached out,
**[20:23] Dazai**
without bothering to put on makeup.
**[20:25] Dazai**
And their watches are of the same model...
**[20:30] Dazai**
They were dating.
**[20:34] Dazai**
That's why he couldn't kick her head in,
**[20:39] Dazai**
even though he knew it wouldn't
look like the Mafia's work.
**[20:47] Dazai**
The ability to see through all that
**[20:49] Dazai**
would be par for the course if it
were an actual ability.
**[20:53] Dazai**
Nothing more, nothing less.
**[20:55] Dazai**
But if it's due to his personal powers
of deduction, that's a different story.
**[21:00] Dazai**
He's solved dozens of cases in the past.
**[21:04] Dazai**
In every case,
**[21:06] Dazai**
he was able to instantly determine the truth
of the matter with the slimmest of leads.
**[21:13] Dazai**
He's never been wrong, either.
**[21:16] Dazai**
What a great man.
**[21:18] Rampo**
Hey, guide!
**[21:21] Rampo**
I can't find my way back to the
Agency on my own, you know!
**[21:24] Naka**
I think I kind of get it now...
**[21:27] Naka**
Why everyone at the Agency
trusts Rampo-san so much.
**[21:36] Rampo**
All's well that's well for me!
***SIGN*** All's Well That's Well For Me
***SIGN*** Rampo
**[21:40] Sign**
**[23:10] Kuni**
What is the Ideal?
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[23:12] Kuni**
There are any number of
answers to that question.
**[23:14] Kuni**
It is words,
**[23:16] Kuni**
it is thought.
**[23:17] Kuni**
From a moving plan scheduled
five years from now
**[23:19] Kuni**
to tonight's dinner menu,
**[23:21] Kuni**
this notebook has everything in life
written out in exacting detail.
**[23:25] Kuni**
It represents the entirety of my ideals!
**[23:27] Naka**
But you really shouldn't show anyone
**[23:28] Naka**
the page where you've written about
who would be the ideal woman.
**[23:33] Naka**
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 6:
***SIGN*** Episode 6: The Azure Messenger
**[23:36] Naka**
The Azure Messenger.
**[23:37] Kuni**
What's so bad about looking
for an ideal woman?!
# 6 - The Azure Messenger
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** What is the Ideal?
**[00:01] Kuni**
*What is the Ideal?*
**[00:04] Kuni**
* There are any number of*
* answers to that question.*
**[00:07] Kuni**
*It is words,*
**[00:09] Kuni**
*it is thought.*
**[00:10] Kuni**
*It is the font of all meaning.*
**[00:13] Kuni**
*But if you were to ask me,*
**[00:15] Kuni**
*the answer to the question is clear.*
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[00:17] Kuni**
* It is the word written*
* on my notebook's cover.*
**[00:24] Kuni**
*The Ideal...*
**[00:26] Kuni**
* Everything about me is*
* written in this notebook.*
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[00:30] Kuni**
*My schedule, my plans, my goals...*
**[00:34] Kuni**
* This notebook contains the*
* entirety of my future.*
**[00:37] Kuni**
**[02:16] Kuni**
I arrived a whole ten seconds early.
**[02:19] Kuni**
*My name is Kunikida Doppo.*
**[02:21] Kuni**
*I am an idealist walking the earth,*
**[02:23] Kuni**
*and a pragmatist in pursuit of ideals.*
**[02:26] Kuni**
It's time.
**[02:27] Kuni**
Good morning.
**[02:28] Naka**
Kunikida-san, please help us!
**[02:32] Kuni**
What's going on so early in the day?
**[02:34] Naka**
J-J-Just look at Dazai-san!
**[02:37] Dazai**
Oh!
**[02:38] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun, it's an emergency!
**[02:40] Dazai**
Just look!
**[02:41] Kuni**
Look at what?
**[02:42] Dazai**
At that!
**[02:44] Kuni**
I only see your idiot face!
**[02:46] D**
I've finally arrived...
**[02:48] D**
in the afterlife!
**[02:50] D**
At Yomotsuhirasaka!
**[02:51] Kuni**
What's going on?
**[02:51] Dazai**
It's exactly as I'd imagined!
**[02:52] Dazai**
Blue smoke trailing along the ground,
**[02:53] Naka**
Kunikida-san.
**[02:53] Dazai**
moonlight dashing against the windows,
**[02:54] Naka**
I think this may explain it.
**[02:55] Dazai**
and pink elephants dancing
in the western sky!
***SIGN*** Complete Guide to Suicide
**[02:57] Dazai**
I knew the *Complete Guide to Suicide*
was a masterpiece!
**[03:01] Dazai**
Who knew I just needed to eat mushrooms
growing in the nearby hills
**[03:03] Dazai**
to have such an entertaining way out?!
**[03:07] Kuni**
So he ate poisonous mushrooms?
**[03:09] Naka**
Well, he thought he was eating
lethal mushrooms, but...
**[03:12] Dazai**
Ah, I've finally caught you,
**[03:14] Dazai**
rainbow pillbug!
**[03:16] Dazai**
All right, let's eat you back home!
**[03:16] Naka**
Kunikida-san!
**[03:18] Kuni**
I'm doing my customary paperwork
after arriving at work.
**[03:20] Kuni**
Wait till I'm done.
**[03:21] Naka**
What?!
**[03:29] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun.
**[03:32] Dazai**
You should come to the afterlife, too.
**[03:34] Dazai**
It's amazing.
**[03:36] Dazai**
There are rainbow pillbugs, too.
**[03:38] Dazai**
You can drink all you want!
**[03:41] Dazai**
You can eat all you want!
**[03:44] Dazai**
You can look at all the sleeping
beauties you could possibly—
**[03:48] Kuni**
Shut up!
**[03:50] Naka**
* Why are two such incompatible*
* people a team?*
**[03:56] Haruno**
Kunikida-san, the president
has your case for the day.
**[04:01] Kuni**
Dazai.
**[04:02] Kuni**
Quit dawdling.
**[04:04] Kuni**
Walk faster.
**[04:05] Dazai**
'Kay.
**[04:06] Kuni**
We only have two minutes and fifteen
seconds until the appointed time!
**[04:10] Dazai**
That's a concern.
**[04:12] Naka**
Is it okay for me to come along?
**[04:14] Kuni**
This is part of your rookie training.
**[04:16] Kuni**
This case involves solving a series
of disappearances in Yokohama.
**[04:21] Naka**
If I recall, it's the one
where visitors to Yokohama
**[04:24] Naka**
keep disappearing one after another, right?
**[04:27] Kuni**
We have an anonymous tip.
**[04:30] Kuni**
The victims have been abducted and
imprisoned in a certain location.
**[04:34] Dazai**
An anonymous tip...
**[04:36] Dazai**
How suspicious and wonderful.
**[04:39] Kuni**
But we can't ignore it.
**[04:41] Naka**
So we're going to check the place out?
**[04:44] Kuni**
No.
**[04:48] Kuni**
We're going to investigate the
anonymous tip's source first.
**[04:57] Kuni**
How goes it, informant?
**[04:59] Roku**
Hey, four-eyes. Are you a slave
to your notebook yet again?
**[05:03] Kuni**
You think you can talk like
that to a detective agency
**[05:06] Kuni**
when you're a cyber criminal?
**[05:08] Kuni**
If you're arrested,
**[05:10] Kuni**
your deceased father will be most aggrieved.
**[05:12] Roku**
Don't bring my father into this.
**[05:15] Roku**
More importantly, you're late.
**[05:17] Roku**
Isn't that unusual for you?
**[05:18] Roku**
Why?
**[05:19] Roku**
Were you on a date with a pretty lady?
**[05:21] Kuni**
No!
**[05:22] Kuni**
Dates should be with a chosen woman,
**[05:25] Kuni**
followed by marriage six years later.
**[05:26] Kuni**
That is what's written in this notebook.
**[05:28] Naka**
Huh?!
**[05:29] Naka**
You have someone you've decided to marry?
**[05:32] Kuni**
I will in another four years.
**[05:36] Roku**
Is he new?
**[05:38] Naka**
I'm Nakajima Atsushi.
***SIGN*** Cyber Network Warrior
Taguchi Rokuzou
**[05:39] Roku**
I'm called Taguchi Rokuzou.
**[05:42] Roku**
I'm an informant.
**[05:43] Roku**
For the right price, I can
dig up dirt on anything.
**[05:46] Kuni**
And?
**[05:47] Kuni**
Did you figure out who's
behind the anonymous tip?
**[05:50] Roku**
The Azure Messenger...
**[05:51] Kuni**
What?
**[05:52] Roku**
There was data left on the server.
**[05:55] Roku**
And pics of the abduction victims, I guess.
**[05:58] Roku**
The mole's not a bad guy, though, is he?
**[06:01] Roku**
He told you where they're holed up and all.
**[06:04] Dazai**
I wonder...
**[06:05] Dazai**
I hope we don't go there, only to
find he's one of the kidnappers.
**[06:11] Kuni**
The Azure Messenger...
**[06:13] Kuni**
I want you to keep looking into it.
**[06:15] Roku**
Sure, when I feel like it.
***SIGN*** Episode 6: The Azure Messenger
**[06:18] Roku**
I'm busy looking after my tropical fish.
**[06:23] Kuni**
Yeah.
**[06:23] Kuni**
Thanks.
**[06:25] Kuni**
I called a cab.
**[06:27] Kuni**
We'll go to the abandoned hospital
mentioned by the tipster now.
**[06:30] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun, why are you
looking after the Rokuzou boy?
**[06:34] Kuni**
What do you mean?
**[06:36] Dazai**
It's not like you to give a hacker jobs.
**[06:40] Dazai**
You could've just talked
to him over the phone,
**[06:42] Dazai**
but you took the time to
meet him face to face.
**[06:44] Dazai**
His father's deceased, isn't he?
**[06:47] Dazai**
Are you trying to be his dad?
**[06:49] Kuni**
We came here so that Atsushi
could meet our informant.
**[06:53] Kuni**
That's all there is to it.
**[06:55] Dazai**
Sure, let's leave it at that.
**[07:03] Kuni**
This driver's another one of our informants.
**[07:06] Kuni**
He was a stage actor in his former life.
**[07:07] Driver**
I couldn't make any money,
**[07:09] Driver**
so I switched careers.
**[07:11] Kuni**
That was the right decision.
**[07:13] Kuni**
He knows more about Yokohama
than anyone I know.
**[07:18] Kuni**
He also saw two of the eleven victims
right before they were abducted.
**[07:25] Driver**
I just happened to drive them
from the port to a hotel.
**[07:29] Naka**
Is this case really about
abductions, though?
**[07:32] Naka**
There've been no requests for ransom.
**[07:34] Kuni**
Are you sure these two
were the ones you saw?
**[07:36] Driver**
Yes, I'm sure of it.
**[07:39] Driver**
They're even wearing the same clothes, too.
**[07:41] Dazai**
I see.
**[07:42] Dazai**
I have a hunch!
**[07:44] Dazai**
Look at these photos.
They're both wearing glasses!
**[07:47] Dazai**
That means this is a serial
glasses abduction case!
**[07:49] Dazai**
It's your time to shine, Kunikida-kun!
**[07:52] Kuni**
Some of the victims don't wear glasses.
**[07:55] Kuni**
You can't say it's a pattern.
**[07:57] Dazai**
Oh.
**[07:58] Dazai**
Too bad. And here I thought it'd
finally be your time to shine.
**[08:01] Kuni**
I can't let that remark pass.
**[08:04] Kuni**
Are you trying to say my glasses are the
only reason I'd ever be in the spotlight?!
**[08:09] Kuni**
Wh-What?!
**[08:11] Driver**
We're here.
**[08:13] Driver**
It's the abandoned hospital, as you requested.
**[08:15] Dazai**
What a nice atmosphere.
**[08:17] Kuni**
**[08:18] Dazai**
I think it might be haunted.
**[08:19] Kuni**
By what?
**[08:23] Naka**
It is creepy, to be sure.
**[08:25] Dazai**
It's kind of nice.
**[08:27] Dazai**
It revs you up.
**[08:29] Kuni**
You'd better not have eaten
another weird mushroom.
**[08:31] Dazai**
Oh, are you scared, Kunikida-kun?
**[08:34] Naka**
Are you afraid of ghosts or something?
**[08:36] Kuni**
I'm not afraid of ghosts!
**[08:38] Dazai**
Then keep up.
**[08:39] Kuni**
Fool!
**[08:40] Kuni**
In this sort of movie, those who are
careless and get ahead of themselves
**[08:43] Kuni**
are the ones who die first.
**[08:44] Naka**
Look at these footprints.
**[08:46] Naka**
They're still fresh.
**[08:48] Nobuko**
Help!
**[08:49] Naka**
That voice...
**[08:50] Kuni**
Did it come from the basement?
**[08:55] Kuni**
What's this?!
**[09:12] Nobuko**
Thank you.
**[09:14] Nobuko**
You saved me.
***SIGN*** University Lecturer
Sasaki Nobuko
**[09:16] Nobuko**
I am Sasaki Nobuko.
**[09:19] Nobuko**
I'm a lecturer at a university in Tokyo.
**[09:22] Naka**
So you're victim number twelve?
**[09:25] Dazai**
Did you see who abducted you?
**[09:29] Nobuko**
I'm sorry.
**[09:30] Nobuko**
I blacked out at a station.
**[09:32] Nobuko**
When I regained consciousness,
**[09:34] Nobuko**
I was drowning in the tank, as you just saw.
**[09:37] Kuni**
Dazai, what's your take on the situation?
**[09:40] Dazai**
Sasaki-san's looking super sexy.
**[09:42] Kuni**
Be serious!
**[09:43] Nobuko**
Oh, right...
**[09:44] Nobuko**
There should be others
who were abducted here.
**[09:49] Nobuko**
I know I heard voices just as
I began drowning in the tank.
**[09:53] Kuni**
What?
**[09:56] Naka**
Kunikida-san!
**[09:57] Naka**
I found them!
**[09:58] Naka**
They're here!
**[10:00] Mob**
Help us!
**[10:03] Mob**
Please!
**[10:05] Kuni**
You all right?
**[10:06] Mob**
Get us out of here!
**[10:08] Dazai**
Get back, Atsushi-kun!
**[10:09] Dazai**
It's gas!
**[10:10] Dazai**
You, too, Kunikida-kun.
**[10:11] Kuni**
Hey, hang in there!
**[10:13] Kuni**
Hey!
**[10:14] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun!
**[10:15] Kuni**
Let me go, Dazai!
**[10:16] Kuni**
People shouldn't die like this!
**[10:20] Kuni**
Let me go!
**[10:21] Kuni**
Let me go!
**[10:29] Naka**
"Victims of Yokohama's serial abduction case were found,
***SIGN*** Series of Disappearances in
Yokohama Ends in Tragic Deaths
**[10:32] Naka**
but perished when a civilian detective agency
conducted an independent raid."
**[10:35] Naka**
Perished...
**[10:38] Kuni**
So this was the enemy's objective.
**[10:40] Naka**
You're saying they were
trying to frame the Agency?
**[10:46] Kuni**
Maybe it wasn't my time to shine,
despite what Dazai said.
**[10:51] Naka**
Kunikida-san...
**[10:55] Kuni**
Where's Ms. Sasaki?
***SIGN*** Infirmary
**[10:56] Naka**
She should be in the infirmary.
**[11:01] Dazai**
Oh, that's great.
**[11:06] Nobuko**
Thank you so much for
saving me the other day.
**[11:09] Nobuko**
If you hadn't come when you did,
**[11:11] Nobuko**
I wouldn't be alive right now.
**[11:13] Kuni**
Not at all.
**[11:14] Nobuko**
Not to mention, you even let me
stay at your residence last night.
**[11:18] Kuni**
Huh?
**[11:19] Naka**
Where did you stay?
**[11:22] Dazai**
My place!
**[11:22] NK**
What?!
**[11:24] Nobuko**
I'm... deeply indebted to Dazai-sama.
**[11:28] Dazai**
See?
**[11:30] Naka**
I-Is that something detectives
are allowed to do?
**[11:34] Dazai**
It seems Sasaki-san didn't see who it was.
**[11:38] Dazai**
She apparently faints a
lot due to anemia.
**[11:41] Dazai**
That's why she fainted on
the day she was abducted, too.
**[11:45] Dazai**
I don't know how she was abducted afterward.
**[11:48] Kuni**
So she's your type?
**[11:50] Dazai**
I like all women.
**[11:52] Dazai**
But Sasaki-san seems like the type
who'd commit suicide with me if I ask,
**[11:56] Dazai**
which is nice.
**[11:58] Dazai**
But what about you, Kunikida-kun?
**[12:00] Dazai**
Is she your type?
**[12:01] Kuni**
She is a victim in the case
and a witness. That's it.
**[12:05] Dazai**
Well, that's how you would roll.
**[12:08] Dazai**
Oh, Atsushi-kun, want to read it?
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[12:10] Dazai**
His ideal woman.
**[12:13] Kuni**
You bastard!
**[12:13] Kuni**
When'd you swipe that?
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[12:15] Naka**
Read? You mean it's
written down in here?
**[12:17] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun's notebook
**[12:18] Dazai**
has a wide range of schedules,
plans, and ideals recorded in it.
**[12:23] Dazai**
See, like here.
**[12:24] Naka**
Whoa!
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[12:25] Naka**
Th-This is too much...
**[12:30] Kuni**
You have a problem with it?
**[12:32] Naka**
No, I can sympathize with your
vision of an ideal woman, but...
**[12:37] Dazai**
You should probably not share
that vision with women.
**[12:41] Kuni**
Forget about me!
**[12:42] Kuni**
We're talking about the
abductions right now!
**[12:44] Kuni**
Have we picked up on anything?
**[12:46] Dazai**
Yeah.
**[12:47] Dazai**
In this newspaper photo,
**[12:49] Dazai**
you look pretty manly.
**[12:51] Kuni**
Is that your way of indicating
that you want me to punch you?
**[12:54] Dazai**
What's regrettable is this...
**[12:56] Dazai**
You should've picked
sexier eyeglass frames
**[12:58] Dazai**
if you were going to end up in the news.
**[13:01] Dazai**
They're so plain.
**[13:02] Kuni**
Hey...
**[13:03] Dazai**
Only a naturally flamboyant person
like me could pull off wearing them.
**[13:07] Dazai**
What do you think, Atsushi-kun?
**[13:08] Naka**
Not bad, really.
**[13:10] Kuni**
They only scream "con man" to me.
**[13:14] Kuni**
Wait...
**[13:16] Dazai**
What's the matter?
**[13:19] Kuni**
Let's go, both of you.
**[13:22] Kuni**
I know who's behind this.
**[13:26] Kuni**
Sorry for the short notice.
**[13:28] Driver**
You said on the phone that you'd figured
out who's behind the serial murder case.
**[13:32] Driver**
You're on your way to arrest the killer?
**[13:35] Kuni**
That's right.
**[13:36] Driver**
Then let's hurry.
**[13:37] Driver**
Where to?
**[13:39] Kuni**
Here.
**[13:40] Driver**
Huh?
**[13:41] Kuni**
This is where the abductions took place,
**[13:42] Kuni**
and you are the kidnapper.
**[13:44] Kuni**
You dosed passengers with sleeping gas,
**[13:47] Kuni**
and abduct them after they fell unconscious.
**[13:50] Kuni**
You wore a gas mask.
**[13:52] Naka**
What were his reasons?
**[13:54] Dazai**
I can think of one.
**[13:57] Dazai**
Cargo.
**[13:58] Naka**
Cargo?
**[13:59] Dazai**
He'd sell them off.
**[14:02] Dazai**
There's a black market for
organs in the underground.
**[14:06] Dazai**
The margin isn't great because of the exchange rate,
**[14:10] Dazai**
but if you're pulling it off alone,
it's a decent payout.
**[14:13] Naka**
That's horrible.
**[14:14] Driver**
Wait a minute.
**[14:15] Driver**
Hang on.
**[14:17] Driver**
If I'd used this taxi to abduct people,
**[14:19] Driver**
the city police would've found me already
when tracing the victims' last known locations.
**[14:22] Kuni**
No, no one looked twice at this taxi.
**[14:26] Kuni**
Because all the victims would vanish and
become untraceable the following day.
**[14:32] Kuni**
When your targets boarded the taxi
and you made them unconscious,
**[14:35] Kuni**
you'd imprison them and take
their clothes and luggage.
**[14:39] Kuni**
That's why all the victims at the
hospital were in their underwear.
**[14:43] Kuni**
You would then wear their clothes
**[14:45] Kuni**
to disguise yourself as them,
**[14:47] Kuni**
then check into the hotels where
they'd made reservations.
**[14:49] Kuni**
You made sure you would show up on
security cameras for that reason.
**[14:52] Kuni**
The victims were all of approximately
the same height and build
**[14:55] Kuni**
because you were choosing passengers
you could impersonate.
**[14:59] Kuni**
Many wore hats and glasses
**[15:02] Kuni**
because that made passing
yourself off as them easier.
**[15:05] Kuni**
If the security feeds show someone
looking reasonably like the victim,
**[15:09] Kuni**
you can dupe the police easily.
**[15:11] Kuni**
By the time the last known sighting
of the "victim" was recorded,
**[15:15] Kuni**
the real victim had already been abducted.
**[15:18] Dazai**
Ms. Sasaki's abduction was
even easier, wasn't it?
**[15:22] Dazai**
After she collapsed at the train station,
**[15:24] Dazai**
a good Samaritan paid for her cab ride.
**[15:28] Dazai**
It's faster to hail a cab than call
an ambulance at a train station.
**[15:31] Driver**
That's all circumstantial evidence.
**[15:34] Dazai**
I suppose.
**[15:36] Dazai**
You're right.
**[15:39] Dazai**
What now, Kunikida-kun?
**[15:41] Kuni**
Are you being serious?
**[15:43] Driver**
Let's make a deal.
**[15:45] Kuni**
A deal?
**[15:46] Driver**
If you agree to my conditions,
I'll turn myself in.
**[15:49] Driver**
Please protect me at the
Armed Detective Agency!
**[15:52] Driver**
I need to be protected for 72 hours while
the prosecution concludes their questioning
**[15:56] Driver**
and arranges witness protection.
**[15:58] Kuni**
What's this about?
**[15:59] Driver**
I was put up to this.
**[16:02] Driver**
I was assured by a new-fangled
organ smuggling organization
**[16:04] Driver**
that this was a great deal I'd
never get caught for, and yet...
**[16:09] Kuni**
So there's a group behind all this?
**[16:10] Kuni**
Where are they?!
**[16:12] Driver**
I don't know.
**[16:13] Driver**
I always meet them in the
Harbor Central Building.
**[16:17] Kuni**
So that's the place.
**[16:18] Dazai**
And?
**[16:19] Dazai**
Why do you need our protection?
**[16:21] Driver**
Well...
**[16:22] Driver**
It appears one of the people I abducted
**[16:24] Driver**
was with the Port Mafia.
**[16:27] Dazai**
Well, that's not good—
**[16:33] Kuni**
The Port Mafia?!
**[16:34] Driver**
Help me!
**[16:35] Kuni**
Hey!
**[16:35] Driver**
I don't want to die!
**[16:37] Kuni**
Wait!
**[16:40] Naka**
Kunikida-san.
**[16:41] Naka**
I can't get a signal.
**[16:42] Dazai**
They must be jamming.
**[16:44] Kuni**
If we lose the driver,
**[16:45] Kuni**
the truth may never come to light.
**[16:47] Kuni**
Dazai, pursue the driver.
**[16:48] Kuni**
Brat, get a hold of the
police and request backup.
**[16:51] Kuni**
I'll distract them as a decoy.
**[16:52] DN**
Roger!
**[16:53] Kuni**
Let's go!
**[16:54] Kuni**
Ability: Doppo Poet!
**[16:56] Sign 1657**
Doppo Poet
**[17:00] Kuni**
Flash Bang!
***SIGN*** Flash Bang
**[17:07] Kuni**
Now!
**[17:18] Aku**
Metal is fragile,
**[17:20] Aku**
and so is the human psyche.
**[17:22] Aku**
What about you all, Armed Detective Agency?
**[17:26] Kuni**
You...
**[17:27] Kuni**
Akutagawa of the Port Mafia!
**[17:29] Aku**
Indeed.
**[17:42] Aku**
If you can't shoot straight,
**[17:43] Aku**
there's no need for me to devour
the space around your bullets.
**[17:45] Kuni**
My hobbies don't include murder.
**[17:48] Aku**
Trifling words of a weakling.
**[17:55] Kuni**
Doppo Poet!
**[18:00] Kuni**
Stun gun!
**[18:03] Kuni**
Come to heel, you aberrant dog.
**[18:15] Aku**
It appears the Armed Detective Agency
is not merely a group of entertainers.
**[18:19] Aku**
You're worthy of being Dazai-san's cover.
**[18:25] Aku**
Interference.
**[18:27] Aku**
Very well.
**[18:28] Aku**
Our paths will cross again in the future.
**[18:32] Aku**
We'll continue this another time.
**[18:36] Kuni**
Don't ever come again.
**[18:40] Dazai**
I turned the driver over
to the military police.
**[18:43] Naka**
So this is the building the organ
traffickers used for their deals?
**[18:53] Kuni**
They've already flown the coop.
**[18:54] Naka**
The wall's scorched black.
**[18:56] Dazai**
This is where the Azure
King blew himself up.
**[19:00] Kuni**
That's right.
**[19:01] Naka**
What?
**[19:01] Naka**
You mean, the one in the infamous
Azure Flag terrorist incident?
**[19:04] Naka**
*That* Azure King?
**[19:07] Dazai**
That's right.
**[19:11] Dazai**
A terrorist who destroyed many
national and corporate facilities.
***SIGN*** Azure Flag Terrorist Incident
**[19:15] Dazai**
From the time I heard the
term "Azure Messenger,"
**[19:18] Dazai**
I've been wondering if there
were ties to the Azure King.
**[19:22] Naka**
I'd heard that the Azure King
blew himself up in the end.
**[19:25] Naka**
So this was the place.
**[19:27] Naka**
He committed suicide after the
police cornered him, right?
**[19:31] Kuni**
That's right.
**[19:32] Kuni**
I'd determined that this was his hideout
**[19:35] Kuni**
and reported it to the police.
**[19:37] Naka**
You were the one who found
the Azure King's hideout?
**[19:41] Kuni**
But on that day,
**[19:43] Kuni**
the military, the public safety bureau, and
the police were all working in tandem,
**[19:46] Kuni**
so the chain of command was in utter chaos.
**[19:49] Kuni**
Only five detectives arrived at the hideout
in a timely manner upon receiving the report.
**[19:55] Kuni**
To add further insult to injury,
**[19:56] Kuni**
the Azure King got wind
of the police's actions,
**[20:01] Kuni**
so he holed himself up with a bomb.
**[20:04] Kuni**
After a conflicting set of orders,
**[20:07] Kuni**
a decision was made to raid.
**[20:09] Kuni**
But ordinary policemen without special
training or abilities didn't stand a chance.
**[20:17] Kuni**
Cornered, the Azure King blew
himself up and perished,
**[20:20] Kuni**
along with the five detectives.
**[20:23] Dazai**
I remember now, Kunikida-kun.
**[20:25] Dazai**
One of the detectives was that
Rokuzou boy's father, wasn't he?
**[20:31] Kuni**
He was a good detective with
a strong sense of justice.
**[20:35] Kuni**
I'm the one who reported the
hideout's location to the police.
**[20:38] Kuni**
I may as well have set the bomb off myself.
**[20:40] Naka**
That's not true!
**[20:42] Naka**
It's the terrorist's fault
for blowing himself up!
**[20:44] Dazai**
That's right, Atsushi-kun.
**[20:46] Dazai**
Yet Kunikida-kun can't stop trying
to look out for the Rokuzou boy...
**[20:52] Dazai**
in his deceased father's stead.
**[20:57] Naka**
What is it?
**[21:02] Kuni**
Another job for the Agency.
**[21:04] Kuni**
The client...
***SIGN*** Regards,
The Azure Messenger
**[21:06] Kuni**
is the Azure Messenger.
**[21:07] Dazai**
I see.
**[21:09] Dazai**
I'm starting to see who
this Azure Messenger is.
**[21:12] Dazai**
So? What's the job?
**[21:14] Kuni**
Disarming a bomb.
**[21:15] Naka**
A bomb?
**[21:16] Kuni**
If we don't disarm the
bomb by sunset tomorrow,
**[21:19] Kuni**
several hundred people will die.
**[21:21] Naka**
A bomb capable of that can't be easy...
**[21:23] Kuni**
The equipment here is for building a bomb.
**[21:27] Kuni**
With this setup,
**[21:28] Kuni**
you could build a very advanced bomb.
**[21:31] Naka**
But...
**[21:33] Kuni**
Don't worry. We won't let the bomb go off.
**[21:36] Kuni**
We'll stop it for sure this time!
**[21:39] Kuni**
**[23:10] Naka**
What should we do?
**[23:12] Naka**
If we don't find and disarm
the bomb by sundown,
**[23:14] Naka**
there will be hundreds of casualties.
**[23:16] ?**
If we cannot find the bomb
**[23:18] ?**
and lives are lost,
**[23:20] ?**
we no longer have the right to call
ourselves a detective agency.
**[23:22] Naka**
Oh, President.
**[23:24] ?**
Think of this mission as a fight for
the Agency's existence and pride.
**[23:28] ?**
Begin the investigation!
**[23:29] Naka**
Man, where'd Dazai-san run
off to now, of all times?
**[23:33] Naka**
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 7:
**[23:37] Naka**
Love for the Disease Called Ideals.
***SIGN*** Episode 7:
Love for the Disease Called Ideals
# 7 - Love for the Disease Called Ideals
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** Azure Messenger Bomb Threat Incident
First Investigation Meeting
Armed Detective Agency Conference Room
**[00:03] Kuni**
At present, we have an unidentified
criminal organization
**[00:06] Kuni**
threatening to detonate a large
bomb in a metropolitan area
**[00:09] Kuni**
and launch a smear campaign
against the Agency.
**[00:12] Yosano**
I know the Agency's between
a rock and a hard place.
**[00:15] Yosano**
Tell us more about the bomb.
**[00:18] Kuni**
This is the message left
behind by the perpetrator.
**[00:22] Kuni**
I'll read it now.
**[00:23] Kuni**
"Greetings, I hope your
agency is faring well."
**[00:28] Kuni**
"Forgive my impudence, but I have placed a bomb"
**[00:32] Kuni**
"capable of causing mass destruction in a
certain location here in Yokohama City."
**[00:36] Kuni**
"To secure the citizens' safety,"
**[00:39] Kuni**
"I request that you locate and disarm
the bomb at your earliest convenience."
**[00:44] Kuni**
"You have until sundown."
**[00:46] Kuni**
"I have faith in your abilities."
**[00:48] Kuni**
"Respectfully, the Azure Messenger."
**[00:50] Fuku**
Who could the Azure Messenger be?
**[00:53] Kuni**
We don't know as of yet.
**[00:55] Yosano**
So it's all rigged so that
if the bomb detonates,
**[00:58] Yosano**
word of the Agency's failure
will spread like wildfire.
**[01:02] Yosano**
The Agency can weather sticks and stones,
**[01:06] Yosano**
but this type of attack would hit us hard.
**[01:10] Haruno**
Since yesterday, the office staff have
been searching for plausible locations,
**[01:14] Haruno**
but there are too many possibilities.
**[01:16] Kenji**
Hey.
**[01:17] Kenji**
Are we still unable to reach Rampo-san?
**[01:20] Haruno**
It seems the case in Kyuushuu
is coming to a head.
**[01:23] Haruno**
I've requested he contact us as
soon as the criminal is caught, but...
**[01:27] Fuku**
Any further information
from that taxi driver?
**[01:30] Kuni**
He denies any knowledge of the bomb.
**[01:33] Kuni**
He wouldn't have it in him
to blow up Yokohama itself.
**[01:37] Fuku**
Listen, all!
**[01:39] Fuku**
This case is a cowardly act using information
to attack the Armed Detective Agency.
**[01:44] Fuku**
We have two objectives:
**[01:46] Fuku**
uncover the Azure Messenger, the instigator,
**[01:49] Fuku**
and disarm the bomb.
**[01:51] Fuku**
The bomb takes priority due
to its time-sensitive nature.
**[01:54] Fuku**
If we cannot find the
bomb and lives are lost,
**[01:58] Fuku**
we no longer have the right to call
ourselves a detective agency.
**[02:02] Fuku**
Think of this mission as a fight for
the Agency's existence and pride.
**[02:14] Roku**
* What time do you think*
* it is, idiot four-eyes?!*
**[02:17] Kuni**
You're the only one I know
who's still sleeping at 9:00 a.m.
**[02:20] Kuni**
Do you think you can find the Azure Messenger,
the one who sent us that message?
**[02:24] Roku**
Aren't you calling because you had
something else you wanted to ask me?
**[02:29] Kuni**
*So you know everything.*
**[02:31] Roku**
I only know what I actually know.
**[02:34] Kuni**
* I want to ask you about tracing*
* the bomb-building equipment.*
**[02:37] Kuni**
*I'll send you the shipping manifest.*
**[02:39] Roku**
A bomb?
**[02:40] Roku**
Things are looking up for you guys.
**[02:41] Kuni**
*Cut the small talk and get cracking.*
**[02:44] Roku**
Oh?
**[02:45] Kuni**
This is to save lives.
**[02:48] Kuni**
You may be regularly indulging
in illicit activities,
**[02:51] Kuni**
but you should make yourself useful
to society sometimes.
**[02:53] Roku**
*Get off your high horse.*
**[02:55] Roku**
*You're not my dad.*
**[03:01] Kuni**
No...
***SIGN*** Episode 7: Love for the Disease Called Ideals
**[03:04] Kuni**
I can never be your father.
**[03:08] Nobuko**
Are you sure about this?
**[03:10] Nobuko**
The Agency seemed hectic
due to the bomb threat.
**[03:14] Nobuko**
Kunikida-sama seemed very busy, as well.
**[03:17] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun is a workhorse.
**[03:20] Dazai**
After all, he always spends two
hours before going to sleep
**[03:23] Dazai**
reviewing and revising his notes.
**[03:24] Dazai**
I doubt I could stand doing
that for two minutes.
**[03:26] Dazai**
Maybe he's got some solider ants
working for him in his brain—
**[03:30] Dazai**
Oh, I didn't know you
were here, Kunikida-kun.
**[03:32] Kuni**
How could you ditch the
meeting during an emergency
**[03:34] Kuni**
and go on a fancy afternoon date?
**[03:37] Dazai**
Are you jealous of the fancy date?
**[03:40] Kuni**
I'm not!
**[03:40] Naka**
*So he is.*
**[03:42] Dazai**
She's a victim who was nearly killed.
**[03:46] Dazai**
Ensuring her safety and tending
to her psychological well-being
**[03:49] Dazai**
is an important and urgent duty
for the Agency, wouldn't you say?
**[03:53] Kuni**
Why are you, the poster child for sloth and
irresponsibility, a good fit for the task?
**[03:58] Kuni**
Besides, given her good looks,
**[04:01] Kuni**
I'd assume she has a boyfriend at least.
**[04:03] Dazai**
Apparently, they broke up recently.
**[04:07] Dazai**
That's why, Kunikida-kun,
**[04:08] Dazai**
I say you can do this!
**[04:09] Kuni**
Listen, Dazai!
**[04:11] Kuni**
I came here because you skipped
out on the morning meeting
**[04:15] Kuni**
and I need to tell you what's going on.
**[04:17] Dazai**
I know what's going on.
**[04:20] Dazai**
The goal of the Azure Messenger
who set the bomb
**[04:23] Dazai**
is to crush the Agency.
**[04:25] Nobuko**
Um...
**[04:26] Nobuko**
Are you sure an outsider like
me should be hearing this?
**[04:31] Naka**
Not really...
**[04:32] Dazai**
Sasaki-san's a person of
interest in this case.
**[04:34] Dazai**
There's no issue here.
**[04:35] Naka**
What?
**[04:36] Dazai**
Sasaki-san, what's the class you
teach at the university again?
**[04:40] Nobuko**
Social psychology.
**[04:41] Dazai**
That's great.
**[04:43] Dazai**
I'd love to hear what you
think about this case.
**[04:47] Nobuko**
About the Azure Messenger...
**[04:51] Nobuko**
It may have something to
do with the Azure King
**[04:54] Nobuko**
in the notorious Azure
Flag Terrorist incident.
**[04:57] Dazai**
So you think that, as well.
**[04:59] Nobuko**
It could very well be the
Azure King himself.
**[05:02] Nobuko**
It's said that he blew himself up after
being cornered by the police, but...
**[05:06] Nobuko**
it's possible he faked his death
**[05:08] Nobuko**
and is still alive.
**[05:10] AK**
*This world is incomplete.*
**[05:13] AK**
*One may grieve or pray,*
**[05:14] AK**
* but people still die from*
* accidental circumstance,*
**[05:16] AK**
* and evil goes unpunished to*
* flourish freely in this world.*
**[05:20] Nobuko**
A former official,
**[05:22] Nobuko**
the Azure King set off a bomb in a
government facility and issued a statement.
**[05:26] Nobuko**
His targets included killers whose cases were
dropped due to incompetent prosecutors,
**[05:30] Nobuko**
as well as diet members who were engaged in
political corruption on a global scale...
**[05:35] Nobuko**
All dangerous criminals untouchable by law.
**[05:37] AK**
*Then I shall desire the ideal world.*
**[05:41] AK**
* It will be built not by*
* the divine hand of God*
**[05:43] AK**
*but by our own bloodied fingers...*
**[05:48] Naka**
But if the Azure King is alive...
**[05:51] Naka**
why would he attack the Agency like this?
**[05:54] Nobuko**
I have no idea.
**[05:55] Dazai**
Well, the one who backed the
Azure King into a corner
**[05:58] Dazai**
is Kunikida-kun, who located his hideout.
**[06:01] Dazai**
I see.
**[06:03] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun is the target
of vengeance here.
**[06:05] Kuni**
The terrorist's death was confirmed by the
military police after forensic analysis.
**[06:11] Kuni**
There's no doubting it.
**[06:12] Dazai**
Either way,
**[06:13] Dazai**
you should stay on your guard
until you figure out who it is.
**[06:17] Dazai**
We'll need to hide Sasaki-san
somewhere safe, as well.
**[06:19] Kuni**
That I will not allow, Dazai!
**[06:21] Dazai**
What do you mean?
**[06:23] Kuni**
You think you can keep a lady in your room
**[06:25] Kuni**
in the name of personal safety?
**[06:27] Kuni**
And day and night, do such
and such unthinkable things?!
**[06:29] Dazai**
Nothing like what you're imagining
is happening, though.
**[06:31] Kuni**
Shame on you!
**[06:32] Kuni**
Huh?
**[06:33] Dazai**
When I first let her stay,
**[06:35] Dazai**
I slept in an adjoining room
**[06:37] Dazai**
and didn't lay a finger on her, of course.
**[06:39] Dazai**
Well, I knew you misunderstood,
**[06:43] Dazai**
but I thought it was funny
so I didn't correct you.
**[06:45] Naka**
I really wonder why these two are partners.
**[06:51] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun seems to like Sasaki-san a lot.
**[06:55] Dazai**
Sasaki-san, what type of man do you like?
**[06:58] Nabuko**
T-Type?
**[07:00] Nabuko**
It would be presumptuous of me to
even have such a thing in mind...
**[07:06] Nabuko**
But... I do think it is wonderful when
a man strongly believes in an ideal
**[07:11] Nabuko**
and pours his heart and soul into it.
**[07:14] Dazai**
That's totally Kunikida-kun.
**[07:17] Dazai**
Okay, the two of you can pick up the rest.
**[07:19] Kuni**
Hey, Dazai!
**[07:20] Kuni**
D-D-Don't go making assumptions!
**[07:22] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun, you're an open book.
**[07:25] Naka**
Yeah...
**[07:26] Dazai**
He may be a bit twisted,
**[07:29] Dazai**
but as you can see, he is a high-minded
individual who lives and breathes for his ideals.
**[07:33] Dazai**
Although, perhaps for that reason,
his ideal woman is a bit of a challenge.
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[07:37] Dazai**
Would you like to take a look?
**[07:39] Kuni**
Bastard, not again! When did you—
**[07:42] Kuni**
Give it back!
**[07:45] Nobuko**
Kunikida-sama...
**[07:46] Kuni**
Yes?
**[07:48] Nobuko**
This goes too far.
**[07:51] Naka**
Kunikida-san's crushed.
**[07:58] [Messenger] Sign 0759**
From: Haruno Kirako
Subject: Received Word from Rampo-san
Atsushi-kun,
We heard back from Rampo-san!
His case is finished, so he has time to help us.
Haruno Kirako
**[07:59] Naka**
We finally heard from Rampo-san.
**[08:03] Naka**
**[08:13] Kuni**
So we know where the bomb is?
**[08:15] [Messenger] Sign 0819**
Edogawa
Rampo
**[08:16] Rampo**
*And here I was hoping to sightsee in Kyuushuu*
**[08:19] Rampo**
* and eat a hot springs egg now*
* that I solved my case.*
**[08:22] Rampo**
*You all disappoint me.*
**[08:24] Rampo**
* You can't conduct a single*
* investigation properly without me.*
**[08:27] Dazai**
We only have until sundown.
**[08:29] Dazai**
Please tell us the location.
**[08:31] Naka**
*A department store?*
**[08:32] Naka**
*A school?*
**[08:33] Naka**
*Or a train station?*
**[08:34] Naka**
* Any one of these could produce*
* casualties in the hundreds.*
**[08:37] Naka**
*Where's the bomb?*
**[08:40] Rampo**
*The fishing tackle store.*
**[08:41] Naka**
Huh?
**[08:42] Rampo**
* The bomb was set in a fishing*
* tackle store in Negishi.*
**[08:45] Dazai**
Oh, I see.
**[08:48] Dazai**
You're amazing, Rampo-san.
**[08:50] Naka**
But why a fishing tackle store?
**[08:53] Dazai**
Do we have a map?
**[08:54] Kuni**
Behind the seat.
**[08:56] Dazai**
Page 97.
**[08:58] Naka**
Page 97, okay...
**[09:01] Naka**
Oh.
**[09:02] Dazai**
The terrorist's target is
the petrochemical complex.
**[09:05] Kuni**
I see.
**[09:06] Kuni**
I don't know why I didn't realize it.
**[09:08] Dazai**
Yokohama is one of Japan's major port towns.
**[09:12] Dazai**
Here, there are many large facilities
that store oil and gas.
**[09:16] Dazai**
If an explosion were to occur close enough
to ignite the storage tanks...
**[09:22] Dazai**
the entire port will be
engulfed in flames.
**[09:26] Dazai**
However, infiltrating a
facility of that nature
**[09:30] Dazai**
will require getting past
pretty good security.
**[09:33] Dazai**
The easiest approach would
be to put a bomb in a car,
**[09:36] Dazai**
and leave the car near
one of the facilities.
**[09:39] Kuni**
So, considering the effective range of
a bomb that can be loaded into a car...
**[09:43] Kuni**
That fishing tackle store is the one
place that checks all the boxes.
**[09:49] Dazai**
Bingo.
**[10:01] Dazai**
The military police's bomb disposal
squad has found the bomb,
**[10:05] Dazai**
but the bomb can't be moved
due to the timer device.
**[10:07] Dazai**
They say it'll be difficult
to disarm it by sundown.
**[10:11] Dazai**
We're having the nearby residents evacuate,
**[10:13] Dazai**
but we're not sure there's enough time.
**[10:15] Naka**
But...
**[10:16] Dazai**
However, the bomb's set to deactivate
if we can transmit a stop signal.
**[10:22] Kuni**
We have to do something.
**[10:27] Naka**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[10:28] Kuni**
A phone call.
**[10:29] Naka**
Huh?
**[10:30] Kuni**
Hello?
**[10:31] Roku**
*Hey, Four-Eyes, is now a good time?*
**[10:33] Kuni**
Rokuzou?
**[10:34] Naka**
Um...
**[10:34] Kuni**
What is it?
**[10:35] Naka**
I feel we're causing a traffic jam...
**[10:40] Naka**
Hello?
**[10:41] Rampo**
*Hello, Atsushi-kun.*
**[10:42] Naka**
Rampo-san?
**[10:44] Naka**
Okay.
**[10:44] Dazai**
Hello?
**[10:45] Fuku**
*Dazai?*
**[10:45] Dazai**
President?
**[10:46] Naka**
Yes.
**[10:48] Dazai**
What? The military police's...
**[10:49] Kuni**
I see.
**[10:51] Kuni**
Set a thief to catch a thief, I see.
**[10:52] Naka**
I see.
**[10:53] Dazai**
That's quite...
**[10:55] Naka**
Okay.
**[10:55] Kuni**
I understand.
**[10:56] Dazai**
Yes.
**[10:57] Kuni**
No, that's helpful.
**[10:58] Naka**
Understood.
**[11:00] Dazai**
I understand, President.
**[11:03] Kuni**
I got a call from Rokuzou.
**[11:05] Kuni**
Someone recently ordered a
transmitter and other equipment
**[11:08] Kuni**
to be delivered to a former
defense force facility.
**[11:10] Naka**
Rampo-san reached a similar conclusion.
**[11:12] Kuni**
That settles it, then.
**[11:13] Dazai**
My call was from the president.
**[11:16] Dazai**
He was informed by the military
police that the driver has died.
**[11:19] Kuni**
He's dead?
**[11:20] Naka**
But I thought he was in the military
police's isolation ward for protection.
**[11:25] Dazai**
He died after suddenly collapsing
in pain in his cell.
**[11:27] Dazai**
The cause of death is unknown,
**[11:28] Dazai**
but the numbers "00" were
marked on his palm.
**[11:34] Kuni**
Numbers on his palm?
**[11:36] Kuni**
What?
**[11:38] Kuni**
What in the world's going on?
***SIGN*** Former Defense
Force Facility
***SIGN*** T-20 Minutes
Until Detonation
**[11:51] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun!
**[11:56] Kuni**
Doppo Poet!
**[11:58] Kuni**
Flash Bang!
**[12:03] Kuni**
We're at the right place!
**[12:04] Kuni**
The two of you, go upstairs!
**[12:06] Kuni**
Find the transmitter and
send the stop signal!
**[12:15] Kuni**
What the...
**[12:19] Blond**
Give me your number.
**[12:23] Blond**
How've you been?
**[12:25] Blond**
You're looking great.
**[12:27] Blond**
I'm sure you have a great number.
**[12:33] Kuni**
This is...
**[12:34] Blond**
You sniffed out the place just
like your reputation predicted.
**[12:38] Blond**
The Armed Detective Agency's impressive.
**[12:40] Blond**
Very impressive.
**[12:45] Naka**
The sun's setting...
**[12:48] Naka**
Can you figure it out?
**[12:50] Dazai**
It's easy!
**[12:51] Dazai**
But I can't do it.
**[12:53] Naka**
What?
**[12:53] Dazai**
You have to insert the release
key here and turn it,
**[12:57] Dazai**
but I don't have it.
**[12:59] Naka**
What are we going to do?!
**[13:01] Giant**
What are you doing here?
**[13:02] Dazai**
Wow, we've got quite a heavy hitter here!
**[13:11] Kuni**
* This one's ability can*
* perform remote attacks!*
**[13:14] Kuni**
What's your number now?
**[13:17] Kuni**
Number?
**[13:21] Gold**
My ability cannot be evaded, you see.
**[13:25] Gold**
I can send people who have numbers
**[13:26] Gold**
in any direction I want.
**[13:29] Gold**
Even if they're on the
other side of the earth.
**[13:32] Gold**
And once their number becomes zero,
**[13:35] Gold**
they'll die in agony.
**[13:37] Gold**
None can escape that fate.
**[13:40] Gold**
None...
**[13:41] Gold**
None...
**[13:43] Gold**
No one...
**[13:45] Kuni**
Are you the leader of this group?
**[13:47] Blond**
Your group poses a greater obstacle
than the Mafia, to be sure.
**[13:50] Blond**
But the Armed Detective
Agency is now finished.
**[13:54] Blond**
Here's the key.
**[13:55] Blond**
It's the release key to stop the bomb.
**[13:58] Blond**
Without it, you can't stop the bomb.
**[14:01] Blond**
Do you want it?
**[14:03] Blond**
Of course you do.
**[14:04] Blond**
If you want it... here.
**[14:09] Blond**
Now, there is no hope.
**[14:11] Blond**
It's finished.
**[14:13] Blond**
It's over, isn't it?
**[14:14] Kuni**
You idiot!
**[14:22] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun!
**[14:26] Dazai**
You have really strong arms.
**[14:30] Dazai**
You should have gone into
the porter business.
**[14:45] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun!
***SIGN*** Wire Gun
**[14:46] Kuni**
I know!
**[14:53] Blond**
Don't think you can pull
the same trick twice!
**[14:56] Kuni**
Dazai!
**[14:57] Dazai**
Here!
**[15:04] Blond**
Will you be the next one
to give me a number?
**[15:09] Blond**
Impossible!
**[15:11] Blond**
Why has no number marked you?!
**[15:12] Dazai**
Unfortunately, your ability will
no longer have any effect.
**[15:16] Dazai**
Also, you should really have your partner
switch careers and be a porter.
**[15:25] Naka**
* The weight difference doesn't*
* seem to faze him at all.*
**[15:29] Naka**
Dazai-san.
**[15:31] Naka**
*Their partnership is amazing...*
**[15:34] Naka**
Oh, right!
**[15:35] Naka**
Kunikida-san, the key?
**[15:37] Kuni**
He broke it.
**[15:38] Naka**
What?!
**[15:39] Naka**
Then what about the bomb?
**[15:41] Naka**
We don't have time—
**[15:42] Kuni**
Calm down, brat.
**[15:44] Kuni**
Doppo Poet.
**[15:45] [SONG] Sign**
Release Key
**[15:46] Kuni**
Release key.
**[15:49] Kuni**
My ability allows me to recreate
anything if I have laid eyes on it
**[15:52] Kuni**
and understood its form and function.
**[16:05] Kuni**
However, the object's size is
limited to that of a pocketbook.
***SIGN*** Ideal
**[16:10] Naka**
So your notebook is really a tool
that brings your ideals into reality.
**[16:24] Nobuko**
You're visiting the graves of
those who have lost their lives?
**[16:28] Kuni**
Yes.
**[16:31] Kuni**
When I first caused casualties during a job,
**[16:34] Kuni**
I cried so much I couldn't get up,
**[16:36] Kuni**
and I took time off from work without leave.
**[16:38] Kuni**
But now, I don't even shed a tear.
**[16:40] Kuni**
I just choose to visit their graves in
exchange, or that's how I think of it.
**[16:47] Nobuko**
Will the dead by comforted by tears?
**[16:51] Kuni**
I doubt they'd be comforted
or redeemed by tears.
**[16:54] Kuni**
After all, their time stopped
at the moment of their deaths.
**[16:59] Nobuko**
I confess I told a lie earlier.
**[17:04] Nobuko**
My significant other and I
parted ways because he died.
**[17:07] Kuni**
I see.
**[17:09] Nobuko**
What you said is true.
**[17:11] Nobuko**
Time no longer has meaning for the dead.
**[17:14] Nobuko**
No matter what I may do for him,
**[17:16] Nobuko**
he cannot rejoice in it,
**[17:18] Nobuko**
nor smile because of it.
**[17:23] Nobuko**
I lost my composure without meaning to.
**[17:25] Nobuko**
I have something I must attend to.
**[17:27] Nobuko**
Excuse me.
**[17:31] Nobuko**
Goodbye.
**[17:37] Kuni**
Hello.
**[17:39] Dazai**
*Kunikida-kun?*
**[17:40] Dazai**
*I need you for something.*
**[17:43] Kuni**
What do you want here, of all places?
**[17:46] Dazai**
What do you think this is?
**[17:48] Dazai**
It's a survey of Yokohama we found
on a computer in their hideout.
**[17:52] Dazai**
Surprisingly, it concludes that eradicating
the Agency is the first priority
**[17:56] Dazai**
in order to take control of Yokohama.
**[17:59] Kuni**
And not the Port Mafia,
who control the underworld?
**[18:02] Dazai**
They were being manipulated
by false information.
**[18:06] Kuni**
So there's another mastermind?
**[18:08] Dazai**
Actually, I've sent an email to the
one I believe is truly behind this.
**[18:13] Dazai**
I said I have proof that the person
is the one truly responsible.
**[18:16] Dazai**
That person should be here any moment now.
**[18:29] Kuni**
It can't be you!
**[18:31] Kuni**
You're the one, Rokuzou?!
**[18:33] Roku**
What are you talking about?
**[18:35] Roku**
So it hasn't started yet?
**[18:37] Dazai**
I see.
**[18:38] Dazai**
You took a peek at my email by hacking
into my account, didn't you?
**[18:41] Kuni**
So it's not really you!
**[18:43] Roku**
I just wanted to take a look at the
one who's actually responsible.
**[18:47] Kuni**
So it's really, really not you, right—
**[18:48] Roku**
Look out!
**[18:56] Dazai**
So you're the Azure Messenger,
**[18:59] Dazai**
Sasaki Nobuko-san.
**[19:01] Kuni**
It can't be...
**[19:02] Dazai**
I doubt this is the first time
you used your intelligence
**[19:06] Dazai**
to execute a crime, either.
**[19:08] Nobuko**
He was a man who lived for his ideals.
**[19:11] Nobuko**
He was pure in his intentions
to seek out the world of crime,
**[19:14] Nobuko**
and that is why he got blood on his hands.
**[19:17] Nobuko**
I just wanted to grant his desire
and make his ideals come true.
**[19:21] Dazai**
Your significant other, the Azure King,
**[19:23] Dazai**
was an idealist who wanted to prosecute
criminals who could not be judged by law
**[19:27] Dazai**
through illegal means.
**[19:28] [Messenger] Sign 1929**
Enhance
Reflection
**[19:29] Dazai**
This incident was meant
to carry on his work...
**[19:31] Kuni**
Lower your gun!
**[19:33] Kuni**
What good will this accomplish?
**[19:35] Nobuko**
Don't you understand?
**[19:37] Nobuko**
You resemble him in a way...
**[19:41] Dazai**
Your plan was very sophisticated.
**[19:44] Dazai**
Without committing a single
crime of your own,
**[19:46] Dazai**
you set up the Agency to take the fall,
**[19:48] Dazai**
and you destroyed both the kidnapper and
the criminal organization behind him.
**[19:51] Dazai**
But you yourself have no
convictions or ideals.
**[19:55] Dazai**
You're just being swept along by the flow.
**[20:00] Nobuko**
I'm just tired, now.
**[20:02] Nobuko**
I want to be released from all this.
**[20:06] Nobuko**
Will you shoot me, Dazai-san?
**[20:10] Nobuko**
But I've lowered my gun.
**[20:13] Nobuko**
If you were to shoot me now,
**[20:16] Nobuko**
it'd be excessive use of force.
**[20:18] Nobuko**
Kunikida-san's watching us.
**[20:21] Dazai**
You're right.
**[20:22] Dazai**
I can't shoot.
**[20:25] Dazai**
However...
**[20:40] Roku**
The Azure King killed my dad.
**[20:43] Roku**
Good riddance.
**[20:49] Kuni**
Why?!
**[20:51] Kuni**
Why does it have to end this way?!
**[20:54] Kuni**
What went wrong?!
**[20:55] Kuni**
Who was wrong?!
**[20:57] Dazai**
No one was wrong.
**[20:58] Dazai**
This was the only possible outcome.
**[21:01] Kuni**
Shut up!
**[21:02] Kuni**
You could've saved her!
**[21:04] Kuni**
Are you saying this is justice?!
**[21:07] Dazai**
Justice is a weapon.
**[21:09] Dazai**
It can be used to cause harm,
**[21:11] Dazai**
but it cannot protect or save others.
**[21:14] Dazai**
What killed Sasaki-san was, in the end,
the justice of the Azure King
**[21:18] Dazai**
and of you.
**[21:23] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun,
**[21:25] Dazai**
as long as you pursue your ideals,
**[21:27] Dazai**
the flames that burned in the Azure King
will one day take root in you...
**[21:31] Dazai**
and raze everything around you.
**[21:33] Kuni**
Still!
**[21:34] Kuni**
I'll still push on until I push past it!
**[21:37] Kuni**
Don't underestimate my ideals!
**[21:39] Kuni**
**[23:10] Yosano**
Atsushi, aren't you hurt?
**[23:12] Naka**
No, not in the slightest.
**[23:14] Naka**
I am in good health.
**[23:16] Yosano**
Oh, how boring.
**[23:18] Naka**
Um, about your "treatment," Dr. Yosano.
**[23:20] Naka**
How does it work, specifically?
**[23:22] Yosano**
Would you like to find out?
**[23:23] Yosano**
Why don't you ask Tanizaki since
he was treated by me before?
**[23:26] Naka**
Oh, but Tanizaki-san just shivers in fear
**[23:29] Naka**
and won't tell me anything.
**[23:31] Naka**
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 8:
**[23:34] Yosano Akiko**
Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die.
***SIGN*** Episode 8: Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die
**[23:36] Yosano**
Ability: Thou Shalt Not Die.
# 8 - Teaching Them To Kill; Then To Die
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** What are you looking at?
***SIGN*** What can you see?
**[00:18] Men**
Hey, girlie, are you waiting for someone?
**[00:22] Men**
Come to think of it, I saw you here yesterday, too.
**[00:26] Men**
Have you been here the whole time?
**[00:28] Men**
Maybe she's a doll.
**[00:30] Men**
Oh, she blinked!
**[00:33] Men**
Whoa!
**[00:33] Men**
She moved!
**[00:40] Dazai**
Huh?
**[00:41] Dazai**
What?
**[00:42] Kyouka**
Found you.
**[00:52] Dazai**
This isn't good...
**[00:54] Dazai**
**[02:24] Kuni**
Dazai's gone missing?
**[02:27] Naka**
He's not answering his phone,
**[02:29] Naka**
and he hasn't returned to the dorm, either.
**[02:30] Kuni**
He's just floating in some river again.
**[02:33] Kenji**
Or he could be in prison this time.
**[02:35] Rampo**
My guess would be that he went
off somewhere with a woman.
**[02:37] Naka**
But it's true that he's targeted by the Port Mafia.
**[02:40] Naka**
It could be that...
**[02:41] Kuni**
That man's ability to sense danger and stay alive approaches nightmarish proficiency.
**[02:45] Kenji**
Just think about how he's as healthy as can be
**[02:47] Kenji**
despite so many suicide attempts.
**[02:49] Rampo**
I doubt the Mafia alone will
be enough to get the better of him.
**[02:53] Naka**
But...
**[02:54] Tani**
I'll go look into it.
**[02:57] Naka**
Are you all better now, Tanizaki-san?
**[03:00] Tani**
Yes, thankfully.
**[03:02] Naka**
I was really worried when it all happened.
**[03:05] Naka**
I'm relieved you're okay.
**[03:07] Tani**
I'm sorry I worried you.
**[03:08] Kuni**
So you're finally recovered.
**[03:10] Tani**
It's all thanks to Dr. Yosano's treatment.
**[03:13] Kuni**
So, how many times did she get you?
**[03:21] Tani**
F-F-Four times...
**[03:22] Kenji**
That many...
**[03:23] Tani**
Atsushi-kun...
**[03:24] Tani**
As long as you remain at the Agency,
**[03:27] Tani**
remember to never get injured.
**[03:29] Naka**
Okay...
**[03:30] Rampo**
If you think you're at any risk, run.
**[03:32] Rampo**
You should cultivate your ability
to sense danger on a daily basis.
**[03:37] Rampo**
For example, ten seconds from now...
**[03:41] Naka**
Oh, Dr. Yosano.
**[03:42] Naka**
Good morning.
**[03:43] Yosano**
Oh, Atsushi.
**[03:45] Yosano**
Are you hurt anywhere?
**[03:47] Naka**
Oh, I'm fine.
**[03:49] Yosano**
Darn.
**[03:50] Naka**
Darn?
**[03:52] Yosano**
I was hoping to have someone
come with me on a shopping trip,
**[03:55] Yosano**
but I guess you're the only one around.
**[03:57] Naka**
What?
**[04:00] Naka**
Is this what he meant by
the ability to sense danger?
**[04:04] Naka**
D-Dr. Yosano, you're still not done?
**[04:07] Yosano**
Don't you dare drop anything.
**[04:30] Man**
What the hell do you think you're doing?
**[04:32] Man**
You good-for-nothing!
**[04:34] Man**
Hurry up and send my car over!
**[04:38] Naka**
Ow...
**[04:40] Naka**
U-Um, are you okay?
**[04:43] Man**
What's the meaning of this, you little twit?
**[04:45] Man**
This is a custom-made suit from a European brand.
**[04:47] Naka**
S-Sorry.
**[04:51] Yosano**
I'm very sorry.
**[04:53] Yosano**
Were you hurt?
**[04:54] Man**
Don't touch me.
**[04:55] Man**
I'll be lodging a complaint with your employer!
**[04:58] Man**
Hey, what's your job?
**[05:00] Man**
Are you a tea server?
**[05:01] Man**
A receptionist?
**[05:03] Man**
Or perhaps you're something
a little more specialized?
**[05:08] Yosano**
Hmm...
**[05:09] Man**
Ow!
**[05:11] Yosano**
I'm a doctor, you pervert.
**[05:13] Yosano**
Oh?
**[05:15] Yosano**
You have *two* arms... That's way too many.
**[05:19] Yosano**
Would you like me to take one off?
***SIGN*** Episode 8: Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die
**[05:32] Naka**
I'm sorry about... um... earlier.
**[05:39] Naka**
The packages are in a sorry state, too.
**[05:41] Yosano**
Nothing to be sorry about.
**[05:44] Yosano**
By the way...
**[05:47] Naka**
What?
**[05:48] Naka**
Is this punishment?
**[05:51] Yosano**
Hmm, nice leg.
**[05:53] Yosano**
I heard your leg was bitten off
**[05:56] Yosano**
by the Port Mafia when Tanizaki got injured.
**[06:00] Yosano**
*No signs of scarring or fusion...*
**[06:03] Yosano**
*It's more of a restoration than a regeneration.*
**[06:06] Yosano**
*The tiger did this instantly?*
**[06:09] Naka**
Um...
**[06:11] Naka**
Is there a problem?
**[06:13] Yosano**
Oh, I'm just sad I couldn't treat you.
**[06:17] Yosano**
But there's no reprieve next time for you.
**[06:19] Naka**
What?
**[06:20] Yosano**
The Mafia are known for surprise attacks.
**[06:24] Yosano**
You should watch yourself at night.
**[06:26] Yosano**
You never know when they might strike next.
**[06:29] Naka**
*That's right.*
**[06:30] Naka**
*I'm their prime target.*
**[06:33] Naka**
*I should know how to protect myself on my own.*
**[06:37] Kajii**
*Testing, testing. This is your train conductor.*
**[06:41] Kajii**
* We apologize for the inconvenience,*
* but we will now conduct a minor physics experiment!*
**[06:46] Kajii**
* The topic: Evaluation of Explosive*
* Reaction and Sensory Response*
**[06:50] Kajii**
*in a Non-Inertial Reference Frame.*
**[06:52] Kajii**
*The test subjects will be our current passengers!*
**[06:54] Kajii**
*We greatly appreciate your cooperation!*
**[06:57] Kajii**
So, without further ado,
**[06:59] Kajii**
please listen to this!
**[07:08] Kajii**
* Maybe two or three of you*
* already died from that one?*
**[07:11] Kajii**
*But that will pale in comparison to the next one!*
**[07:14] Kajii**
* We've rigged enough explosives*
* in the front and back cars*
**[07:18] Kajii**
*to blow everyone clear to the moon!*
**[07:20] Kajii**
*Now, test subject Atsushi-kun.*
**[07:24] Kajii**
*Unless you surrender yourself,*
**[07:26] Kajii**
* all passengers will go straight*
* to heaven, much less the moon!*
**[07:30] Naka**
But...
**[07:31] Yosano**
Speak of the devil...
**[07:34] Naka**
Wh-What should we do?
**[07:36] Yosano**
Option one, turn yourself in.
**[07:39] Yosano**
Option two, jump off this running train with several dozen passengers to escape.
**[07:45] Yosano**
Option three...
**[07:48] Naka**
Beat them up.
**[07:50] Yosano**
Excellent.
**[07:52] Yosano**
After all, we are the Armed Detective Agency.
**[07:58] Yosano**
Okay, Atsushi.
**[07:59] Yosano**
Let's split up and look for the bombs.
**[08:01] Yosano**
I'll take the front.
**[08:03] Yosano**
You take the rear!
**[08:04] Naka**
What if we run into the enemy?
**[08:06] Yosan**
Terminate with extreme prejudice!
**[08:08] Naka**
Roger!
**[08:11] Yosano**
* A bomb threat, on a train with civilian*
* passengers, in broad daylight...*
**[08:14] Yosano**
*That's tantamount to suicide.*
**[08:16] Yosano**
*Even for the Port Mafia, this plan's pretty bold...*
**[08:19] Yosano**
*Or, rather, obsessive.*
**[08:22] Yosano**
*I wonder who's behind this.*
**[08:32] Kajii**
Our warmest welcome to the decisive lady from the Detective Agency...
**[08:37] Kajii**
and our most regretful farewell!
**[08:41] Yosano**
Well, well...
**[08:43] Yosano**
If it isn't a celebrity we've got here.
**[08:46] Kaji**
Ah, you're alive?
**[08:49] Kaji**
What a surprise.
**[08:51] Kaji**
Ladies are so resilient these days.
**[08:53] Yosano**
It is an era of equal rights for men and women.
**[08:56] Yosano**
From where I stand,
**[08:57] Yosano**
it's a greater surprise to find a wanted
criminal like you in a place like this.
**[09:02] Yosano**
Kajii Motojirou!
**[09:04] Yosano**
While being a member of the secretive Port Mafia,
**[09:07] Yosano**
you are a surprisingly well-known
terrorist bomber...
***SIGN*** Port Mafia
Operative
**[09:10] Yosano**
In the recent Marizen Building Bomb Incident,
***SIGN*** Kajii Motojirou
Ability: Lemon
Bomb
**[09:13] Yosano**
you killed 28 civilians.
**[09:16] Kajii**
That was most wonderful.
**[09:17] Kajii**
The slowing of the pulse,
**[09:19] Kajii**
the hypoxia of neurons!
**[09:22] Kajii**
Lactic acidosis...
**[09:24] Kajii**
Death is the collective music of
infinite changes in states!
**[09:27] Kajii**
Ah, then comes irreversible death...
**[09:30] Yosano**
So you're saying death is an experiment?
**[09:34] Kajii**
Science, in its ultimate form, is God and death...
**[09:37] Kajii**
Both exist and cannot be overcome by science.
**[09:41] Kajii**
That is why we are drawn to them...
**[09:43] Kajii**
So...
**[09:45] Kajii**
What color is your blood?
**[09:48] Yosano**
See for yourself.
**[09:51] Naka**
*If we can't remove the bombs, these people will die.*
**[09:54] Naka**
*But can I do this?*
**[09:58] Naka**
Hey!
**[09:59] Naka**
Don't go that way! There's a bomb!
**[10:03] Naka**
Please go back to the central car.
**[10:05] Naka**
There's a bomb in the rear car...
**[10:10] Naka**
Um, you...
**[10:12] Aku**
*Your duty is to protect the bomb at any cost.*
**[10:16] Naka**
You're...
**[10:22] Naka**
You're the one I saw...
**[10:23] Aku**
*Use your ability Demon Snow*
**[10:25] Aku**
*to kill anyone who interferes.*
**[10:30] Naka**
What?
***SIGN*** Port Mafia
Assassin
***SIGN*** Izumi Kyouka
Ability: Demon
Snow
**[10:58] Sign 1037**
***SIGN*** Shred your enemies,
Demon Snow.
**[11:02] Aku**
*Shred your enemies, Demon Snow.*
**[11:21] Naka**
*Sh... She's too strong!*
**[11:28] Naka**
*Wh-Why?*
**[11:30] Naka**
*Why would a girl like you...*
**[11:35] Kyou**
My name is Kyouka,
**[11:37] Kyou**
an orphan like you.
**[11:39] Kyou**
I like bunny rabbits and tofu.
**[11:42] Kyou**
I hate dogs and lightning.
**[11:45] Kyou**
After being taken in by the Port Mafia,
**[11:47] Kyou**
I killed 35 people in six months.
**[11:50] Aku**
*Protect the bomb,*
**[11:52] Aku**
*and kill anyone who interferes.*
**[12:00] Kajii**
The Agency isn't as formidable as I've heard.
**[12:04] Kajii**
Oh, well.
**[12:06] Kajii**
So you're about to die, but tell me this before you do:
**[12:10] Kajii**
What does it mean to die?
**[12:13] Yosano**
What did you say?
**[12:15] Kajii**
Oh, it's just scholarly interest.
**[12:18] Kajii**
I'm an avid researcher, you see.
**[12:20] Kajii**
All the reasons for human death,
**[12:22] Kajii**
including hypoxia of neurons in the brain and telomere degradation,
**[12:25] Kajii**
are simple and reversible processes
in laboratory settings.
**[12:29] Kajii**
Yet, why is death irreversible?
**[12:32] Kajii**
Why must all humans die?
**[12:37] Yosano**
You don't even know why?
**[12:39] Yosano**
So the Mafia aren't so formidable, after all...
**[12:43] Kajii**
You claim that someone who's a meddling private eye
**[12:46] Kajii**
would know something that I, a seeker of science, do not?
**[12:50] Yosano**
Sure I would.
**[12:52] Yosano**
The reason for that is simple.
**[12:54] Yosano**
You're just an idiot.
**[13:00] Kajii**
Thank you for your valuable opinion.
**[13:03] Kajii**
I think you would know this,
being well-read and all...
**[13:08] Kajii**
but even after the body dies from blood loss,
**[13:11] Kajii**
the brain and the conscious mind are said to survive for eight hours.
**[13:14] Kajii**
Afterward, I'll ask your corpse this:
**[13:19] Kajii**
"You're dead now. How do you feel?"
**[13:22] Kajii**
Well, take your time.
**[13:35] Naka**
*It's impossible.*
**[13:36] Naka**
*I can't win.*
**[13:38] Naka**
*Am I going to die here?*
**[13:45] Naka**
*Are people going to die again because of me?*
**[13:48] Naka**
*Just because they got on the same train as me?*
**[13:50] Naka**
*Just for that simple reason, they will all die...*
**[13:54] (Flashback) Aku**
That is your karma, weretiger.
***SIGN*** That is your karma, weretiger.
**[13:57] (Flashback) Aku**
You will cause ill for everyone
around you, just by being alive.
**[14:01] (Flashback) Staff**
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
**[14:02] (Flashback) Staff**
The world would be a better place if
you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
**[14:05] (Flashback) Staff**
We don't need worthless louts!
**[14:08] (Flashback) Staff**
Why are you alive?
**[14:11] (Flashback) Staff**
You accomplish nothing,
**[14:12] (Flashback) Staff**
and cause inconvenience and
misfortune for everyone around you.
**[14:16] (Flashback) Staff**
Those who can save no one do not deserve to live.
**[14:21] Naka**
*Just then, an idea popped into my head.*
**[14:25] Naka**
*It was a stupid idea.*
**[14:28] Naka**
*But I couldn't shake it off.*
**[14:32] Naka**
*If I...*
**[14:34] Naka**
*If I could save them...*
**[14:36] Naka**
*the passengers here...*
**[14:37] Naka**
* If I could get them back safe*
* and sound to their homes...*
**[14:39] Naka**
*Wouldn't that mean...*
**[14:44] Naka**
*that I...*
**[14:51] Naka**
*Wouldn't that mean it's okay for me to live?*
**[14:54] Kyouka**
Stay away.
**[14:57] Naka**
Sorry.
**[14:58] Naka**
I can't do this anymore!
**[15:08] Naka**
*She's too fast...*
**[15:09] Naka**
*I guess I can't do this, after all.*
**[15:11] Naka**
*If I could only use my ability...*
**[15:22] Kajii**
All right.
**[15:25] Kajii**
I wonder if she's nice and cooked
all the way through now.
**[15:34] Kajii**
Let's see.
**[15:41] Yosano**
Hmm, that was underwhelming.
**[15:44] Yosano**
I was hoping you'd go flying a bit farther.
**[15:46] Kajii**
H-How?
**[15:48] Yosano**
That little sparkler wouldn't kill me.
**[15:51] Yosano**
Which side did I punch you on just now?
**[15:53] Kajii**
I-I-I-If I had to choose, maybe this side?
**[16:03] Kajii**
Impossible!
**[16:05] Kajii**
You were on the brink of death just before!
**[16:07] Yosano**
I may not look like it, but I'm a doctor.
**[16:09] Yosano**
I've seen a hundred times more
deaths than you, at the very least.
**[16:14] Yosano**
What's death, you ask?
**[16:16] Yosano**
Let me tell you...
**[16:18] Yosano**
Death is the loss of life.
**[16:21] Yosano**
No matter how hard we doctors try,
**[16:24] Yosano**
our patients' lives just slip through our fingers...
**[16:27] Yosano**
Death, the ultimate form of science?
**[16:30] Yosano**
What a load!
**[16:31] Yosano**
I'll kill anyone who doesn't value life!
**[16:34] Kajii**
I... I remember now...
**[16:37] Kajii**
So you're the Armed Detective Agency's physician,
**[16:39] Kajii**
Yosano Akiko...
**[16:41] Yosano**
My ability, Thou Shalt Not Die,
**[16:45] Yosano**
can cure any wounds.
**[16:47] Yosano**
Even my own wounds, as you can see.
**[16:51] Yosano**
But the necessary conditions are harsh.
**[16:54] Yosano**
It can only cure lethal injuries.
**[16:58] Yosano**
What an inconvenient ability.
**[17:00] Yosano**
If I want to cure moderate injuries,
**[17:03] Yosano**
I have to half kill my patient first.
**[17:07] Yosano**
Oh?
**[17:08] Yosano**
You're hurt, aren't you, boy?
**[17:11] Yosano**
Would you like me to treat you?
**[17:25] Naka**
*This is...*
**[17:40] Naka**
*It's over.*
**[17:45] Kyou**
My name is Kyouka.
**[17:48] Kyou**
I've killed 35 people.
**[17:53] Naka**
Where's the bomb?
**[17:54] Kyouka**
My last victims were a family of three,
**[17:58] Kyouka**
a father, a mother, and a boy.
**[18:01] Kyouka**
Demon Snow slit their throats.
**[18:07] Naka**
What have you done?!
**[18:08] Naka**
Who are you?
**[18:11] Naka**
I can't feel any emotion in your words,
or even in you, yourself.
**[18:15] Naka**
You're like a killing machine.
**[18:18] Naka**
If you feel anything, you should put it into words.
**[18:21] Naka**
Otherwise, an idiot like me won't get it.
**[18:24] Naka**
Is something like this what you really want to do?!
**[18:29] Yosano**
This is the train conductor's office.
**[18:31] Yosano**
*Atsushi!*
**[18:32] Yosano**
*You still breathing?*
**[18:33] Naka**
Dr. Yosano?
**[18:35] Yosano**
According to this weak-ass bomber here,
**[18:37] Yosano**
your bomb has a remote detonator.
**[18:41] Yosano**
If you make one mistake trying to defuse it,
**[18:43] Yosano**
it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
**[18:45] Yosano**
*You'll have to use the remote detonator's stop button to deactivate it.*
**[18:48] Yosano**
*The Mafia agent there should have it.*
**[18:50] Naka**
Do you have it?
**[18:53] Naka**
Give it to me.
**[19:12] Naka**
What?!
***SIGN*** You pressed the button,
Kyouka?
**[19:13] Aku**
*You pressed the button, Kyouka?*
**[19:17] Aku**
*Deactivating the bomb is unnecessary.*
**[19:18] Aku**
*Die along with the passengers*
**[19:20] Aku**
*and show the hapless masses that the Port Mafia should be feared.*
**[19:23] Naka**
Take the bomb off!
**[19:24] Naka**
*How much time do we have left?!*
**[19:27] Kyou**
There's no time!
**[19:28] Naka**
What?
**[19:33] Naka**
*I am an idiot, after all...*
**[19:35] Naka**
* I only realized once her*
* slender arms pushed me...*
**[19:40] Naka**
*that her ability is always activated by a voice from her cell phone.*
**[19:45] Naka**
*She is unable to control her own ability.*
**[19:50] Kyou**
My name is Kyouka.
**[19:52] Kyou**
I've killed 35 people.
**[19:56] Kyou**
I don't want to kill anyone else!
**[20:16] Yosano**
Atsushi!
**[20:59] Kyou**
Um...
**[21:24] Aku**
No matter how powerful it may be,
a pawn is just a pawn...
**[21:28] Aku**
What about you?
**[21:30] Aku**
Are you a pawn or the master?
**[21:33] Aku**
Or are you a pawn who is waiting to be crushed?
**[21:39] Aku**
**[23:11] Naka**
She didn't kill people of her own free will.
**[23:13] Naka**
Gifts don't necessarily bring
happiness to their wielders.
**[23:16] Naka**
I know that better than anyone!
**[23:19] Naka**
But if I hand her over to the police,
**[23:21] Naka**
she'll be put to death for sure.
**[23:24] Kyouka**
Where are you taking me?
**[23:25] Naka**
That's... um...
**[23:27] Naka**
Oh, let's go on a date, for starters.
**[23:29] Kyouka**
Huh?
**[23:30] Kyouka**
A date with you?
**[23:32] Naka**
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 9:
***SIGN*** Episode 9:
***SIGN*** The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue
**[23:35] Naka**
The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue.
**[23:37] Kyou**
Boiled tofu is delicious.
# 9 - The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue
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***SIGN*** My name is Kyouka. I've killed 35 people in 6 months.
**[00:01] Kyou**
My name is Kyouka.
**[00:04] Kyou**
I've killed 35 people in 6 months.
***SIGN*** Infirmary
**[00:23] (Flashback) Sign 0009**
My name is Kyouka.
**[00:26] (Flashback) Sign 0009**
I've killed 35 people.
**[00:28] (Flashback) Sign 0009**
I don't want to kill anyone else!
**[00:37] Kuni**
You've brought trouble
back with you yet again.
**[00:41] Kuni**
She's a lost cause.
**[00:43] Kuni**
The girl's a well-known assassin.
**[00:48] Kuni**
She tricks targets into lowering their
guard with her young appearance,
**[00:52] Kuni**
then annihilates entire organizations.
**[00:56] Kuni**
She accomplished too much, too quickly.
**[01:01] Kuni**
It was only a matter of time
before she was caught.
**[01:04] Naka**
But...
**[01:05] Naka**
whoever is taking advantage of
her ability is the one to blame.
**[01:09] Kuni**
Gifts don't necessarily bring
happiness to their wielders.
**[01:13] Kuni**
You know that better than most.
**[01:21] Yosano**
She's awake.
**[01:22] Kuni**
Do you think we can question her?
**[01:24] Yosano**
Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.
**[01:27] Yosano**
**[02:57] Naka**
Are you okay?
**[03:00] Naka**
Um, this is the infirmary at the Agency.
**[03:04] Naka**
How're you feeling?
**[03:06] Naka**
You remember me, right?
**[03:12] Kuni**
Girl, tell us who was behind this plot.
**[03:15] Kuni**
The Port Mafia forces are just like a snake.
**[03:18] Kuni**
Unless you cut off its head,
it'll just keep coming.
**[03:21] Kuni**
Answer me.
**[03:22] Kuni**
Who's your superior?
**[03:24] Naka**
K-Kunikida-san.
**[03:27] Kyouka**
Tachibanadou's boiled tofu.
**[03:30] Naka**
Boiled tofu?
**[03:31] Kyouka**
It's really good.
**[03:33] Kuni**
You want us to get you some?
**[03:36] Kyouka**
I'll talk after you do.
**[03:38] Naka**
Oh.
**[03:39] Naka**
Sure, that's a small thing.
**[03:41] Kuni**
Hey, you...
**[03:43] Naka**
What?
***SIGN*** Menu
**[04:02] Kyouka**
Seconds!
**[04:03] Naka**
Kunikida-san...
**[04:05] Kuni**
I'm not paying.
**[04:07] Naka**
Crap...
**[04:09] Staff**
What would you like to order, sir?
**[04:12] Naka**
Just water, please.
**[04:16] Kuni**
Well?
**[04:17] Kyouka**
The Port Mafia took me
in when my parents died
**[04:20] Kyouka**
and I became an orphan.
**[04:22] Kyouka**
They wanted my ability, Demon Snow.
**[04:27] Kyouka**
Demon Snow only follows orders
coming through a phone.
**[04:32] Kuni**
This is the cell phone.
**[04:35] Kuni**
The battery's been taken out.
**[04:37] Kuni**
So the Port Mafia made
good use of your ability
**[04:41] Kuni**
and turned you into a deadly assassin.
**[04:45] Naka**
Why didn't you just toss
the cell phone away?
**[04:50] Kyouka**
If I put up any resistance,
I would've been killed.
**[04:53] Kyouka**
Besides...
**[04:55] Kyouka**
Even if I'd left the Port Mafia,
I had nowhere else to go.
**[04:58] Kuni**
Who was manipulating Demon Snow
through that phone?
**[05:01] Kyouka**
A man called Akutagawa.
**[05:07] Kuni**
I see.
**[05:09] Kuni**
I'll head back to the Agency to report.
**[05:12] Kuni**
Brat.
**[05:15] Kuni**
Turn the girl over to the military police.
**[05:17] Naka**
But if I do that...
**[05:20] Kuni**
With a kill count of 35,
**[05:22] Kuni**
she'll be sentenced to death.
**[05:24] Kuni**
Even if she went back to the Port Mafia,
**[05:27] Kuni**
she'd be killed as a traitor.
**[05:29] Naka**
But...
**[05:30] Kuni**
What, are you going to save her?
**[05:33] Kuni**
A fugitive wanted for execution,
**[05:35] Kuni**
and a traitor to the Port Mafia...
**[05:37] Kuni**
Do you have the resolve to shoulder
full responsibility for her?
**[05:44] Naka**
That's...
**[05:45] Kuni**
Brat.
**[05:47] Kuni**
I'm not telling you to reject empathy
for someone who's fallen into misfortune.
**[05:51] Kuni**
But misfortune of her sort is
plentiful in our world.
**[05:56] Kuni**
You only have room for one on your boat.
**[05:58] Kuni**
If you try to save someone you can't save...
**[06:02] Kuni**
you'll both end up sinking.
**[06:09] Naka**
But...
**[06:11] Naka**
If that's true...
***SIGN*** Episode 9: The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue
**[06:18] Naka**
Why did Dazai-san help me?
**[06:22] Dazai**
You can't do a double suicide alone...
**[06:30] Dazai**
But you can do it with two...
**[06:44] Dazai**
Oh, you were here?
**[06:48] Aku**
I believe you know what manner of fate
awaits those who are chained here.
**[06:54] Dazai**
This brings back memories.
I remember when you were a rookie.
**[06:58] Aku**
You have committed grave sins.
**[07:00] Aku**
You suddenly abandoned your mission,
**[07:02] Aku**
vanished,
**[07:03] Aku**
only to reappear as an
enemy to the Port Mafia.
**[07:07] Aku**
It's hard to believe, coming
from a former executive.
**[07:10] Dazai**
And from your former superior?
**[07:21] Aku**
Not even you are invincible.
**[07:24] Aku**
As long as I don't use my ability,
**[07:26] Aku**
I can hurt you.
**[07:27] Aku**
I can kill you any time I want.
**[07:30] Dazai**
I see.
**[07:32] Dazai**
You've climbed up through the ranks.
**[07:34] Dazai**
I'll say this to you now,
**[07:35] Dazai**
but it was a challenge to train you.
**[07:38] Dazai**
You were a slow learner,
**[07:40] Dazai**
and you always disobeyed instructions.
**[07:42] Dazai**
Not to mention that useless
ability of yours...
**[07:45] Aku**
Your fake bravado will only
last for a few more days.
**[07:48] Aku**
In that time, we will obliterate the Agency
**[07:51] Aku**
and seize the weretiger.
**[07:52] Aku**
Your execution will then follow.
**[07:55] Aku**
Look forward to learning
of your organization
**[07:56] Aku**
and your subordinates' demise
**[07:58] Aku**
with clenched fists and teeth.
**[08:00] Dazai**
I wonder if you'll actually manage that.
**[08:04] Dazai**
My new subordinate is
far superior to you.
***SIGN*** Chinatown
**[08:16] Kyou**
I ate too much.
**[08:17] Nawka**
Y-You did.
**[08:20] Nawka**
I'm glad I had enough money.
**[08:26] (Flashback) Kuni**
You only have room for one on your boat.
**[08:29] (Flashback) Kuni**
If you try to save someone you can't save...
**[08:33] (Flashback) Kuni**
you'll both end up sinking.
**[08:35] (Flashback) Kuni**
Take her to a military police outpost.
**[08:37] (Flashback) Kuni**
Don't let her figure out what you're doing.
**[08:41] Naka**
* If we go there, she'll be*
* sentenced to death...*
***SIGN*** Chinatown
**[08:47] Naka**
Let's go.
**[08:49] Kyou**
Go where?
**[08:53] Kyou**
Where are we going?
**[08:55] Naka**
Huh?
**[08:56] Kyou**
Where are you taking me?
**[08:58] Naka**
Wh-Where?
**[09:01] Naka**
Well, so...
**[09:04] Naka**
Um...
**[09:07] Naka**
Wherever you want go, of course.
**[09:10] Naka**
Don't you have somewhere
you want to check out?
**[09:11] Naka**
You know, somewhere a girl
your age would like to see...
**[09:14] Naka**
For example...
**[09:17] Naka**
A date spot! Maybe?
**[09:20] Naka**
S-See, I've gotten the rest of the day off.
**[09:23] Naka**
I doubt you've had many opportunities
to have fun outside.
**[09:26] Kyouka**
A date?
**[09:28] Naka**
Yeah...
**[09:29] Kyouka**
A date with you?
**[09:30] Naka**
Yeah...
**[09:32] Naka**
Huh?
**[09:34] Naka**
Oh! Um!
**[09:34] Naka**
I don't mean anything by it...
**[09:37] Naka**
Um...
**[09:38] Naka**
Er...
**[09:42] Kyouka**
Let's go.
**[09:44] Naka**
Oh.
**[09:46] Naka**
Okay.
**[09:49] Naka**
Whoa!
**[09:51] Naka**
What a giant baseball field!
**[09:53] Kyouka**
It's the Yokohama Stadium.
**[09:55] Naka**
Oh, so this is it?
**[09:57] Kyouka**
I've seen it on a map.
**[10:00] Kyouka**
It's the Yokohama Port
Opening Memorial Hall.
**[10:02] Naka**
Huh.
**[10:04] Kyouka**
Kanagawa Prefectural Museum
of Cultural History.
**[10:06] Naka**
Huh.
**[10:09] Kyouka**
Yokohama Customs Headquarters.
**[10:12] Naka**
Huh.
**[10:13] Naka**
You know everything, huh?
**[10:15] Kyouka**
I have the map and building
structures memorized.
**[10:19] Naka**
Oh, I know this one.
**[10:22] Naka**
It's the Yokohama Red Brick
Warehouse, isn't it?
**[10:24] Girls**
The crepe place here's great.
**[10:27] Girls**
Let me have a bite!
**[10:29] Girls**
Yum, delicious!
**[10:34] Naka**
Oh, yeah, it's popular.
**[10:36] Naka**
Naomi-san said they make great crepes.
**[10:41] Kyouka**
It wasn't on the map...
**[10:43] Kyouka**
I want to try...
**[10:44] Naka**
What?!
**[10:45] Naka**
B-But you ate so much boiled tofu...
**[10:49] Kyou**
I have a second stomach for that.
**[11:05] Kyou**
I got the plushie I wanted...
**[11:44] Kyou**
There's just one more place I want to go.
**[11:47] Naka**
Okay, okay.
**[11:49] Naka**
*She's really being proactive.*
**[11:51] Kyou**
Here.
***SIGN*** Yamanote Police Department Minatonomieruoka Park Police Station
**[11:56] Kyou**
I've had more than enough fun.
**[11:59] Kyou**
And it should've just ended
with the boiled tofu.
**[12:01] Naka**
But if you get caught, you'll...
**[12:04] Kyou**
I'll probably be sentenced to death.
**[12:07] Kyou**
I've killed 35 people.
**[12:10] Kyou**
That I'm still alive is already a sin.
**[12:13] Kyou**
Besides, even if I return to the
Port Mafia, I'll be executed.
**[12:22] Aku**
Executed?
**[12:23] [SONG] Sign 1224**
Executed?
**[12:29] Aku**
We wouldn't execute you...
**[12:31] Aku**
You've fulfilled your mission.
**[12:37] Cop**
Hey!
**[12:38] Cop**
What're you—
**[12:42] Aku**
"I got the plushie I wanted."
**[12:45] Aku**
A transmitter is implanted in your body.
**[12:49] Aku**
Your whereabouts and
every action are known to us.
**[13:03] Aku**
We're going home.
**[13:04] Aku**
**[13:18] Naka**
*Where am I?*
**[13:20] Tani**
Atsushi-kun has been abducted.
**[13:23] Kuni**
The brat?
**[13:24] Kuni**
Now, of all times?
**[13:26] Tani**
Yes.
**[13:27] Kuni**
The Agency's in a total uproar due to
a recent ministry staff escort job.
**[13:33] Kuni**
We don't have enough hands
on deck to look for him.
**[13:35] Kuni**
Do we know where he is?
**[13:38] Tani**
Oh, yes.
**[13:39] Tani**
Based on eyewitness statements,
**[13:41] Tani**
he was attacked on the
street in broad daylight
**[13:42] Tani**
and shoved into a truck.
**[13:43] Tani**
Their destination remains unknown.
**[13:45] Kuni**
That's not good.
**[13:47] Kuni**
They have many dedicated smuggling routes.
**[13:51] Kuni**
Transporting a lone individual
without anyone laying eyes on him
**[13:52] Kuni**
would be a piece of cake for them.
**[13:55] Tani**
We must help him somehow, or he'll...
**[13:57] Rampo**
Help him? Why?
**[14:01] Rampo**
He was abducted because he's a weretiger
and they want the reward, right?
**[14:04] Rampo**
So, it's personal.
**[14:07] Rampo**
We're not his foster home.
**[14:09] Rampo**
He didn't join us so we'd protect him, either.
**[14:13] Tani**
But Atsushi-kun is one of ours.
**[14:16] Kuni**
No.
**[14:16] Kuni**
Rampo-san is right.
**[14:19] Kuni**
We shouldn't be the ones to take action.
**[14:21] Tani**
Kunikida-san...
**[14:24] Rampo**
Shouldn't we inform the police?
**[14:26] Kuni**
Atsushi is wanted as a
designated major threat.
**[14:29] Kuni**
If his status with us becomes known,
**[14:31] Kuni**
the Agency will take a hit.
**[14:34] Naomi**
Um...
**[14:36] Naomi**
It sounded like you wouldn't make
a decision in a million years
**[14:40] Naomi**
if you kept going with the shoulds and
the coulds you all seem to love,
**[14:43] Naomi**
so I called him!
**[14:47] All**
President!
**[14:48] Kuni**
I am so sorry.
**[14:50] Kuni**
As soon as our work is done,
**[14:51] Kuni**
I'll gather information with Tanizaki and...
**[14:53] Fuku**
That won't be necessary.
**[14:56] Fuku**
Listen up, all of you.
**[14:57] Fuku**
Our newest member has been abducted.
**[14:59] Fuku**
Everyone work on finding him.
**[15:01] Fuku**
I order the current task suspended
**[15:03] Fuku**
until he has been safely returned to us.
**[15:05] Rampo**
Suspended?
**[15:06] Kuni**
But there is the escort job...
**[15:09] Fuku**
I'll contact the client.
**[15:12] Fuku**
Don't worry.
**[15:13] Fuku**
They owe me enough that I can afford
to let a minor official wait.
**[15:16] Rampo**
President, are you sure about this?
**[15:19] Fuku**
About what, Rampo?
**[15:21] Rampo**
Well, if you think about
the rationale behind it—
**[15:24] Fuku**
One of our own is in danger.
**[15:25] Fuku**
We must help him.
**[15:27] Fuku**
What greater rationale do
we need in this world?
**[15:35] Fuku**
Kunikida.
**[15:36] Kuni**
Sir.
**[15:37] Fuku**
Bring him back to us in three hours.
**[15:39] Kuni**
Understood!
**[15:47] Dazai**
* If I predicted correctly,*
* by now they should be...*
**[15:51] Dazai**
It's about time.
**[15:54] Chuuya**
Plotting as usual?
**[15:57] Dazai**
That voice...
***SIGN*** Port Mafia Executive Nakahara Chuuya
**[15:59] Chuuya**
This is nice.
**[16:00] Chuuya**
This is a great view.
***SIGN*** Ability: For The Tainted Sorrow
**[16:02] Chuuya**
It rivals even a masterpiece
worth ten billion.
**[16:05] Chuuya**
Wouldn't you agree, Dazai?
**[16:07] Dazai**
Gross!
**[16:09] Dazai**
Man, gross!
**[16:12] Chuuya**
I like your reaction.
**[16:14] Chuuya**
It makes me want to strangle you.
**[16:19] Dazai**
You haven't changed at all, Chuuya.
**[16:22] Chuuya**
Oh?!
**[16:22] Chuuya**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[16:23] Dazai**
I've always wondered about this,
**[16:26] Dazai**
but where do you get your embarrassing hats?
**[16:28] Chuuya**
Say what you want, vagabond!
**[16:30] Chuuya**
I bet you're still going on and on about
suicide despite your age, aren't you?
**[16:34] Dazai**
Yeah.
**[16:35] Chuuya**
At least pretend to deny that.
**[16:38] Chuuya**
But now, you're just a sad little prisoner.
**[16:42] Chuuya**
It's enough to make you cry, eh, Dazai?
**[16:44] Chuuya**
No...
**[16:45] Chuuya**
It's actually a little too convenient.
**[16:48] Chuuya**
You may be able to deceive
that apprentice, Akutagawa,
**[16:51] Chuuya**
but not me.
**[16:52] Chuuya**
After all, I'm your old partner.
**[16:58] Chuuya**
What's your play?
**[17:00] Dazai**
My play? It's just what it looks like.
**[17:03] Dazai**
Get caught, and wait to be executed.
**[17:05] Chuuya**
There's no way the Dazai I know would be
caught through bad luck or gross negligence.
**[17:08] Chuuya**
If you were that foolish,
**[17:10] Chuuya**
I would've killed you long ago.
**[17:12] Dazai**
You're overthinking this.
**[17:14] Dazai**
Besides, why'd you come
here in the first place?
**[17:16] Chuuya**
To harass you.
**[17:19] Chuuya**
You toyed with me all you wanted back then.
**[17:23] Chuuya**
But...
**[17:27] Chuuya**
There's usually payback for
it ten times over later.
**[17:31] Chuuya**
I don't know what you're planning,
**[17:33] Chuuya**
but fight me, Dazai.
**[17:36] Chuuya**
I'll crush you right
along with your schemes.
**[17:39] Dazai**
Chuuya...
**[17:40] Chuuya**
Yeah?
**[17:44] Chuuya**
So you could've escaped any time?
**[17:46] Dazai**
You, stop *my* plans?
**[17:48] Dazai**
You must be joking.
**[17:51] Chuuya**
I'm liking this turn of events!
**[17:58] Kuni**
Scan through all the security
camera footage in the city!
**[18:00] Kuni**
Everything from the past six hours!
**[18:02] Kuni**
Oh, right!
**[18:03] Kuni**
Where's the Chamber of Commerce
and Industry ledger?
**[18:05] Kenji**
Here.
**[18:07] Rampo**
Oh, this is no good.
**[18:08] Rampo**
This doesn't have any comic strips.
**[18:10] Rampo**
Kenji-kun!
**[18:12] Kenji**
Yes?
**[18:12] Rampo**
Can you look into whether there are
any good homicide cases nearby?
**[18:16] Kenji**
Sure,
**[18:17] Kenji**
but the president won't
be happy with you later.
**[18:20] Rampo**
Never mind, then.
**[18:23] Kuni**
Here!
**[18:26] Kuni**
This photo was provided by one of the
tourists who witnessed the abduction.
**[18:30] Fuku**
You can find trucks like that anywhere.
**[18:32] Kuni**
Yes.
**[18:33] Kuni**
The license plate was fake, as well.
**[18:34] Kuni**
But there are only a handful
of places in Yokohama
**[18:36] Kuni**
that can do this kind of vehicle work.
**[18:39] Kuni**
After Kenji went around to all the
repair shops we could think of,
**[18:42] Kuni**
they were more than happy to tell us more.
**[18:44] Kuni**
The truck's owned by Karma Transit.
**[18:47] Kuni**
They're mules who started off
in the smuggling business.
**[18:50] Fuku**
So they can tell us where he was taken.
**[18:54] Kuni**
Yes.
**[18:55] Kuni**
They're the only ones
outside of the Port Mafia
**[18:57] Kuni**
who might know everything
about the abduction.
**[19:01] Kuni**
Tanizaki is on standby at the site.
**[19:04] Kuni**
He can go in any time.
**[19:07] Tani**
Understood.
**[19:08] Tani**
I'll infiltrate the building now.
**[19:10] Kuni**
What's the sitrep?
**[19:11] Tani**
It's quiet like the bottom of a lake.
**[19:14] Tani**
There are no signs of anyone—
**[19:18] Tani**
wait!
***SIGN*** Karma Transit
**[19:23] Tani**
We've been had.
**[19:25] Tani**
They were one step ahead of us!
**[19:26] Kuni**
Hey, what's the matter?
**[19:28] Tani**
They were prevented from talking to us.
**[19:30] Tani**
They're all dead.
**[19:37] Kuni**
It's Akutagawa.
**[19:38] Yosano**
What are we going to do?
**[19:39] Yosano**
Our only lead just went poof.
**[19:50] Fuku**
Rampo...
**[19:53] Fuku**
It's your turn.
**[19:55] Rampo**
Do I have to?
**[19:57] Kuni**
Rampo-san!
**[19:58] Kuni**
Please, just this time!
**[19:59] Fuku**
Rampo, if you manage to bring the
rookie back safe and sound...
**[20:03] Rampo**
Will I get a special bonus?
**[20:05] Rampo**
A promotion?
**[20:06] Rampo**
There's no need. After all...
**[20:09] Fuku**
I'll give you praise.
**[20:20] Rampo**
W-Well, if you're going that far,
I guess I don't have a choice!
**[20:24] Rampo**
All right!
**[20:31] Rampo**
Ability: Ultra-Deduction!
**[20:32] [SONG] Sign 2034**
Ultra-Deduction
**[20:47] Rampo**
Hmm, I see.
**[20:51] Rampo**
Atsushi-kun's location is...
**[20:53] Rampo**
here!
**[20:55] Rampo**
The vessel's traveling at 20
knots toward the open sea.
**[20:59] Rampo**
He's still alive... at least for now.
**[21:04] Kuni**
The sea...
**[21:07] Fuku**
They're shipping him overseas, then.
**[21:09] Kuni**
That's not good.
**[21:11] Kuni**
Once he's out of the country,
**[21:12] Kuni**
we can't touch him.
**[21:14] Fuku**
Kunikida...
**[21:16] Fuku**
Use this.
**[21:20] Fuku**
It's the Agency's high-speed
vessel docked at port.
**[21:24] Fuku**
Bring him back, no matter what.
**[21:28] Kuni**
Understood.
**[21:30] Kuni**
I will now go rescue Nakajima Atsushi!
**[21:36] Kuni**
*Don't die, brat...*
**[21:39] Kuni**
**[23:11] Aku**
Do you know what it's
like to be at the nadir?
**[23:13] Aku**
It is an infinite darkness
where no light shines.
**[23:17] Aku**
Weretiger, teach her what it's like.
**[23:19] Aku**
To help no one,
**[23:21] Aku**
to be counted on by no one,
**[23:23] Aku**
and to live in hiding,
trembling like a worm.
**[23:27] Naka**
Akutagawa, this ends now.
**[23:29] Naka**
I can't forgive you for this!
**[23:31] Aku**
Neither can I!
**[23:34] Naka**
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 10:
***SIGN*** Episode 10: Rashoumon and the Tiger
**[23:37] Naka**
Rashoumon and the Tiger.
# 10 - Rashoumon and the Tiger
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***SIGN*** Speed: 20 knots
Heading out to Open Sea
**[00:15] Kuni**
Don't die, brat!
**[00:17] ---**
**[01:54] Chuuya**
You call that a punch?!
**[01:58] Chuuya**
It doesn't even count as a massage.
**[02:00] Chuuya**
Your martial arts skills are
below average for the Port Mafia.
**[02:04] Chuuya**
Your ability to neutralize
gifts is a nuisance,
**[02:06] Chuuya**
but I don't even need to
use mine at this point.
**[02:08] Chuuya**
Get up.
**[02:10] Chuuya**
The party's just getting started.
**[02:14] D**
You're not the Port Mafia's top
martial artist for nothing.
**[02:17] D**
Whoops.
**[02:19] D**
I thought my blocking arm'd get torn off.
**[02:22] Chuuya**
*He blocked my strike with his
arm at the last second?*
**[02:25] Chuuya**
*He's predicting my attacks.*
**[02:27] D**
We've known each other a long time.
**[02:30] D**
I'm totally familiar with your
moves, pacing, and habits.
**[02:34] D**
I wouldn't have been a proper
partner otherwise, right?
**[02:39] D**
*He's fast!*
**[02:39] Chuuya**
Then I bet you saw this coming, too!
**[02:43] Chuuya**
This is how you throw a punch!
**[02:48] Chuuya**
You thought you could beat me just
because you can predict my moves?
**[02:53] Chuuya**
Tell me before you die.
**[02:54] Chuuya**
Why'd you let yourself get caught?
**[02:57] Chuuya**
What were you waiting for here?
**[03:01] Chuuya**
Heh, the silent treatment?
**[03:03] Chuuya**
Fine.
**[03:04] Chuuya**
I'll just have more fun torturing you.
**[03:08] D**
The main reason...
**[03:10] D**
is Atsushi-kun.
**[03:11] Chuuya**
Atsushi?
**[03:13] D**
The weretiger you're all obsessed with.
**[03:16] D**
I wanted to know who put the seven
billion yen price tag on his head.
**[03:21] Chuuya**
You wanted to know badly enough
to put your own life on the line?
**[03:23] Chuuya**
I'd like to say that's heartwarming...
**[03:26] Chuuya**
but look where you ended up.
**[03:30] Chuuya**
Guess even geniuses end up
less than average, eh,
**[03:33] Chuuya**
youngest executive in the mafia's history?
**[03:35] Chuuya**
Well, you've been deserted by lady luck.
**[03:38] Chuuya**
After all, you got caught
the very day I got back
**[03:43] Chuuya**
from suppressing squabbles in the West.
**[03:45] Chuuya**
From my perspective, it was a stroke of luck.
**[03:49] Chuuya**
What's so funny?
**[03:51] D**
Let me tell you something that's good to know.
**[03:53] D**
There will be a meeting between
the top five executives tomorrow.
**[03:55] Chuuya**
Impossible.
**[03:57] Chuuya**
That's a meeting of critical importance
that only occurs once every several years,
**[03:59] Chuuya**
to determine what direction
to take as an organization.
**[04:01] Chuuya**
If there were going to be one,
**[04:05] Chuuya**
I would've been notified.
**[04:07] D**
The reason it's happening is a certain
letter I sent the other day to
**[04:10] D**
the upper echelons of the organization.
**[04:11] D**
So, I'm going to predict this now.
**[04:15] D**
You're not going to kill me.
**[04:18] D**
Moreover, you'll tell me where to
find information on who's paying
**[04:22] D**
the weretiger bounty
before leaving this room.
**[04:25] D**
And when you leave, you'll walk
and talk like a little rich girl.
**[04:28] Chuuya**
What?
**[04:30] D**
My predictions always come true.
**[04:33] ---**
I think you know that.
**[04:35] Chuuya**
What can you even hope for in this situation?
**[04:37] Chuuya**
A letter?
**[04:39] Chuuya**
You mentioned a letter?
**[04:41] D**
The letter said this:
***SIGN*** Should Dazai fall, all of your
secrets will come to light.
**[04:44] D**
"Should Dazai fall,
**[04:47] D**
all of your secrets will come to light."
**[04:51] Chuuya**
You bastard, you didn't...
**[04:53] D**
So now you've caught a former
executive turned traitor.
**[04:57] D**
But the package included a
letter to the upper echelons
**[05:00] D**
that, if I die, all of the organization's
secrets will be disclosed.
**[05:04] D**
If the public prosecutor's office
gets a hold of those secrets,
**[05:07] D**
all the Port Mafia executives can
be executed a hundred times over.
**[05:09] D**
That's more than enough of a
threat to trigger the meeting.
**[05:12] Chuuya**
The Port Mafia aren't so
feeble that a threat like
**[05:14] ---**
that'd make them wait and see what happens.
**[05:16] Chuuya**
You'll die!
**[05:17] Chuuya**
There will be an execution!
**[05:18] D**
Probably.
**[05:20] D**
But that'll be the council's decision.
**[05:23] D**
If you execute me before that
decision without permission,
**[05:26] D**
your unsanctioned act will be
considered an act of betrayal.
**[05:29] D**
You'll be discharged or, at worst, executed.
**[05:32] Chuuya**
And even if I look past all of
those factors and kill you,
**[05:37] Chuuya**
you'll just be happy because
you managed to die.
**[05:39] D**
So yeah, go ahead if you want.
**[05:44] D**
Come on, hurry.
**[05:46] D**
Come onnnn.
**[05:59] D**
Oh...
**[06:00] D**
You're not going to?
**[06:02] D**
"Chuuya driven out of the
organization because of me"
**[06:05] ---**
had a nice ring to it, too.
**[06:09] Chuuya**
Don't tell me...
**[06:11] (Flashback) D**
The greatest reason...
**[06:13] (Flashback) D**
is Atsushi-kun.
**[06:14] Chuuya**
So your second reason was to force me
to make that impossible choice just now?
**[06:21] (Flashback) Dazai**
Besides, why'd you come
here in the first place?
**[06:23] (Flashback) Chuuya**
To harass you.
**[06:26] Chuuya**
In actuality, you were waiting to harass me.
**[06:31] D**
It's a reunion long in the making.
**[06:33] D**
A surprise of this caliber is only fair.
**[06:37] Chuuya**
I'll have you die...
**[06:38] Chuuya**
I'll have you die someday, I swear.
**[06:40] D**
By the way...
**[06:42] D**
You're the one who broke
my chains and freed me.
**[06:46] D**
If I just run away now,
**[06:47] D**
you'll be suspected of aiding my escape.
**[06:51] Chuuya**
You bastard!
**[06:52] Dazai**
If you do as I say,
**[06:53] Dazai**
I could make it look like someone
from the Agency came to rescue me.
**[06:57] Chuuya**
Why should I believe you?!
**[06:59] D**
I don't lie in these kinds of negotiations.
**[07:02] D**
I think you know that.
**[07:03] Chuuya**
Bastard...
**[07:05] Chuuya**
What do you want?
**[07:06] D**
I said it earlier.
**[07:08] Chuuya**
If it's about that weretiger,
**[07:10] Chuuya**
Akutagawa's leading the operation.
**[07:11] Chuuya**
He should have records in the communications
storage room on the second floor.
**[07:15] D**
I see.
**[07:16] D**
Well, I had my guesses about that.
**[07:19] Chuuya**
Oh?!
**[07:20] Chuuya**
Just finish what you came here
for and get outta here, you ass.
**[07:23] D**
Why, thank you.
**[07:25] D**
But I have one correction:
**[07:27] D**
my dream right now is to commit
double-suicide with a beautiful woman,
**[07:30] D**
so being kicked to death by you wouldn't
make me happy in the slightest.
**[07:34] D**
Sorry.
**[07:35] Chuuya**
Uh-huh.
**[07:36] Chuuya**
I'll try to find a beautiful woman
willing to kill herself next time.
**[07:40] D**
Chuuya.
**[07:41] D**
I had no idea you were a good person!
**[07:44] Chuuya**
It's my way of saying go to hell, idiot!
**[07:47] Chuuya**
Let me tell you this, Dazai.
**[07:50] Chuuya**
Don't think this is the end of it!
**[07:52] Chuuya**
There will be no second chance!
**[07:53] Chuuya**
No, wrong!
**[07:55] Chuuya**
Don't you think you're forgetting something?
**[07:57] Chuuya**
Don't-you-think-you're-forgetting-something?
**[08:08] Chuuya**
There will be no second chance.
**[08:14] Chuuya**
N-N-No second chance.
**[08:16] Chuuya**
Hey, you should be laughing!
**[08:31] Naka**
Huh?
**[08:33] Naka**
Did you... come to rescue me?
**[08:44] Aku**
I struck to kill,
**[08:47] Aku**
but it seems the tiger's healing power
is in effect, if in incomplete form.
**[08:51] Naka**
*Where am I?*
**[08:53] Naka**
*Am I at sea?*
**[08:55] Aku**
You're on a smuggling ship that
carries weapons and munitions,
**[08:59] Aku**
though it's been reserved
solely for you today.
**[09:02] Aku**
Enjoy your last voyage for the next
few hours before we hand you over.
**[09:07] Naka**
*There's no point.*
**[09:09] Naka**
*I can't win against him.*
**[09:11] Naka**
* I'll have to find an opening*
* and make a run for it...*
**[09:13] Aku**
The weak will die.
**[09:16] Aku**
Die, and make way for others.
**[09:19] Naka**
*Why does he have so much hatred for me?*
**[09:25] Aku**
Did you find yourself moved
by being in the outside world,
**[09:29] Aku**
Kyouka?
**[09:30] Kyouka**
Let him go.
**[09:37] Aku**
Do you know what it's
like to be at the nadir?
**[09:40] Aku**
There is only the mire,
a foul stench, and self-pity.
**[09:45] Aku**
At times, someone will look
in from an opening far above,
**[09:49] Aku**
but no one notices you.
**[09:51] Aku**
With every breath, your
wretchedness burns your lungs.
**[09:55] Aku**
That's what's waiting for
you out there, Kyouka.
**[09:59] Aku**
Demon Snow is slaughter made flesh.
**[10:02] Aku**
Yet you think you can live a normal
life outside of the Port Mafia?
**[10:06] Aku**
Weretiger, teach her what it's like.
**[10:09] Aku**
To help no one,
**[10:11] Aku**
to be counted on by no one,
**[10:13] Aku**
and to live in hiding,
trembling like a worm.
**[10:21] Aku**
Continue killing, Kyouka,
**[10:23] Aku**
as the Port Mafia's assassin.
**[10:26] Aku**
If not, stop breathing.
**[10:29] Aku**
Worthless human beings don't
have the right to breathe.
**[10:33] Kyouka**
You may be right...
**[10:36] Kyouka**
But...
**[10:38] Kyouka**
The crepes were delicious...
**[10:45] Kuni**
Where are you, brat?!
**[10:47] Kuni**
Brat!
**[10:47] Naka**
Kunikida-san?
**[10:49] Aku**
So the Agency's found us already?
**[10:52] Kyouka**
Run while you still can.
**[10:54] Kyouka**
This ship isn't going to
reach the meeting spot.
**[10:57] Aku**
Where else is it going?
**[10:59] Kyouka**
The nadir.
**[11:04] Naka**
Hey!
**[11:05] Kyouka**
Run!
**[11:06] Aku**
Weretiger!
**[11:11] Aku**
You set explosives in the armory?
**[11:14] Aku**
You're trying to die, aren't you.
**[11:17] Aku**
Is that man worth saving
at the cost of your life?
**[11:24] Kuni**
Brat!
**[11:26] Kuni**
Over here, brat!
**[11:27] Kuni**
I can't come any closer
because of the explosions!
**[11:29] Kuni**
Jump!
**[11:30] Naka**
*I'm making it out alive…*
**[11:31] Naka**
*I'm safe now.*
**[11:33] Kuni**
What are you doing? Hurry up!
**[11:34] Kuni**
The ship's going to sink!
**[11:39] Kuni**
You idiot!
**[11:41] Kuni**
How much more trouble are you
going to cause the Agency?
**[11:43] Kuni**
Everyone's working unpaid right now!
**[11:47] Naka**
What about her?
**[11:48] Kuni**
Let that girl go!
**[11:51] Kuni**
Not all innocents always get saved.
**[11:53] Kuni**
I've failed many times, too!
**[11:56] Kuni**
That's the kind of city we're
in, and the job we have!
**[11:59] Naka**
She can't be saved?
**[12:02] Kuni**
That's right.
**[12:03] Kuni**
We're not heroes.
**[12:06] Kuni**
I've wished so many times that we were.
**[12:10] Kuni**
But we're not!
**[12:13] Kuni**
Brat!
**[12:15] Naka**
She...
**[12:18] Naka**
She said the crepe she
had with me tasted great.
**[12:22] Naka**
She was told worthless human
beings have no right to breathe,
**[12:25] Naka**
and she thought maybe that is true.
**[12:29] Naka**
I don't think so.
**[12:31] Naka**
Because Dazai-san... the Agency...
didn't give up on me!
**[12:36] Naka**
I'm going!
**[12:37] Kuni**
Hey!
**[12:43] Kuni**
Run!
**[12:44] Kuni**
Run, Atsushi!
**[12:48] Aku**
Kyouka, is this the path you've chosen?
**[12:52] Aku**
Out of appreciation for your hard work thus far,
**[12:54] Aku**
I'll lay you to rest.
**[12:58] Aku**
Die.
**[13:11] Naka**
Face me, Akutagawa!
***SIGN*** Episode 10: Rashoumon and the Tiger
**[13:24] Aku**
It now seems curious to me,
**[13:27] Aku**
but I felt things between us
would end this way eventually.
**[13:31] Naka**
You'll miss out on the bounty.
**[13:33] Aku**
Don't worry.
**[13:35] Aku**
I have no intentions of handing
you over to them alive.
**[13:39] Naka**
I can't forgive you.
**[13:42] Aku**
The same goes for me.
**[13:54] Aku**
Rashoumon!
**[14:10] Naka**
* It's the same devoured space*
* that stopped bullets before.*
**[14:13] Naka**
* As long as it's there,*
* my attacks can't get through.*
**[14:17] Aku**
How futile.
**[14:20] Aku**
Is this the best you can do, weretiger?
**[14:23] Aku**
Slow torture is not one of my hobbies.
**[14:26] Aku**
If you must, curse your own weakness.
**[14:29] Aku**
You are a weakling who deluded
himself into thinking he was strong
**[14:33] Aku**
for having joined an armed
organization like the Agency.
**[14:37] Aku**
Your membership was merely
due to coincidence and luck.
**[14:41] Naka**
You're quite the talker today.
**[14:43] Aku**
I don't recall ever identifying
myself as a mute.
**[14:47] Naka**
It's just like you say.
**[14:49] Naka**
I am weak.
**[14:50] Naka**
But I do have one advantage.
**[14:53] Aku**
And what's that?
**[14:54] Naka**
I can defeat you!
**[14:56] Aku**
You reversed your tiger paws
to free your arms?!
**[15:09] Naka**
*I thought so.*
**[15:10] Naka**
* It takes time to activate*
* the devoured space barrier.*
**[15:13] Naka**
* I'll just use my speed*
* to push my attacks then!*
**[15:16] Naka**
What?!
**[15:17] Aku**
I don't have the time to go along
with childish fistfights…
**[15:19] Aku**
Sorry, but I'll just observe
your efforts from up here!
**[15:25] Naka**
* Having this distance between*
* us works to his advantage.*
**[15:27] Naka**
*I have to close the gap somehow...*
**[15:35] Naka**
Shit!
**[15:42] Aku**
* There's less than five minutes left*
* before the ship is completely submerged.*
**[15:47] Aku**
* He leapt using a fragment*
* blown from the explosion?*
**[15:59] (Flashback) D**
Your ability's slow to activate.
**[16:01] (Flashback) D**
The enemy won't wait for you to get up.
**[16:04] (Flashback) D**
Now, get up.
**[16:06] (Flashback) D**
Retaliate with your ability.
**[16:20] (Flashback) D**
That's not enough to survive
in the Port Mafia!
**[16:23] (Flashback) D**
Or perhaps you want to return to
being a stray dog in the slums?
**[16:35] (Flashback) D**
Good.
**[16:36] (Flashback) D**
Again.
**[16:43] Naka**
I have to take her to Kunikida-san
before the ship sinks!
**[16:52] Aku**
Why…
**[16:54] Aku**
Why is it you?!
**[17:00] Aku**
Your ability is but newly
learned, a crude addition...
**[17:05] Aku**
It's full of flaws and you
use it with poor planning!
**[17:08] Aku**
And yet…
**[17:10] Aku**
Why is it you?!
**[17:12] Naka**
There it is again.
**[17:14] Naka**
*His hatred for me...*
**[17:16] Naka**
*Where does such hatred come from?*
**[17:19] (Flashback) D**
I wonder if you can.
**[17:23] (Flashback) D**
My new subordinate is much better than you.
**[17:28] Aku**
I won't let him say that.
**[17:30] Aku**
I won't let him say such things ever again!
**[17:37] Aku**
Rashoumon!
***SIGN*** Higanzakura
**[17:38] Aku**
Higanzakura!
**[17:52] Aku**
*Even if I've defeated him…*
**[17:56] Naka**
Wait.
**[17:58] Naka**
Why...
**[18:00] Aku**
*My attack was a direct strike.*
**[18:02] Aku**
*He can't possibly move...*
**[18:03] Naka**
You're so powerful.
**[18:07] Naka**
Why'd you have to use her?
**[18:11] Aku**
I didn't use her.
**[18:13] Aku**
Demon Snow is an ability to kill.
**[18:16] Aku**
Only when killing someone does
Kyouka's existence have meaning.
**[18:20] Aku**
If she does not kill, she is worthless.
**[18:23] Aku**
I merely gave her value.
**[18:26] Aku**
To make her worthy to live.
**[18:29] Naka**
That's the thing.
**[18:31] Naka**
You don't get to decide whether
someone is worthy of being alive!
**[18:39] Naka**
Why couldn't you tell
her something different?
**[18:44] Naka**
People need to be told they're worthy
of being alive by someone else
**[18:46] Naka**
or they can't go on.
**[18:48] Naka**
Why can't you understand
**[18:49] Naka**
such a simple thing?!
**[18:54] Aku**
*He tore Rashoumon apart?*
**[18:56] Aku**
*The tiger's ultra-regeneration!*
**[19:00] Aku**
*I can't let him get close!*
**[19:01] Aku**
*I'll take him out at this distance!*
**[19:03] Aku**
Rashoumon!
**[19:04] Aku**
Sawarabi!
***SIGN*** Sawarabi
**[19:10] Naka**
Akutagawa...!
**[19:16] Aku**
Rashoumon!
***SIGN*** Goku
**[19:19] Aku**
Goku Mon
***SIGN*** Mon
**[19:20] Aku**
Agito!
***SIGN*** Agito
**[19:28] Aku**
*Just fall.*
**[19:33] Aku**
*The tiger's tail…*
***SIGN*** Devoured Space
**[19:37] Aku**
Devoured Space!
**[19:55] (Flashback) D**
My new subordinate is
much better than you…
**[20:43] Kuni**
You big idiot…
**[20:49] Kuni**
Well done.
**[20:59] D**
So...
**[21:01] D**
Who in the world wanted to spend
seven billion to buy a tiger?
**[21:10] D**
They're...
**[21:24] Francis**
It's time.
***SIGN*** Leader of The Guild, A Gifted Organization Francis F.
**[21:26] Francis**
It seems the bounty approach has failed.
**[21:29] Francis**
The island mafia are such a half-baked lot.
***SIGN*** Ability: The Great Gatsby
**[21:34] Francis**
The Promised Land will be
The Guild's for certain.
**[21:39] Francis**
**[23:11] Kuni**
A challenging task even the police passed on
**[23:14] Kuni**
has come to our Agency.
**[23:15] Kuni**
Atsushi, give it a try.
**[23:17] Naka**
Okay, I'll do my best!
**[23:18] Kuni**
What?
**[23:20] Kuni**
Kenji's the one going to
the job site with Atsushi?
**[23:23] Naka**
I can't believe we already have a lead!
**[23:25] Naka**
Kenji-kun, you're amazing!
***SIGN*** Episode 11: First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her. Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency.
**[23:27] Naka**
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 11:
**[23:30] Naka**
First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her.
Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency.
**[23:35] Kuni**
Shit...
**[23:36] Kuni**
It's the best and worst team ever.
# 11 - First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her. Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency.
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***SIGN*** We made it back alive.
**[00:01] Naka**
*We made it back alive...*
**[00:06] Naka**
*But...*
**[00:09] Naka**
* can the Agency look past the*
* thirty-five people she murdered?*
**[00:17] Naka**
* What am I going to do if she and the*
* Agency are at odds with each other?*
**[00:24] Naka**
Good morning.
**[00:30] Naomi**
Can you turn around once for me?
**[00:33] Naomi**
So cute!
**[00:35] Naka**
What's going on?
**[00:38] Tani**
Well, she looks good in anything.
**[00:42] Naka**
No, that's not what I'm talking about...
**[00:44] Naka**
Kunikida-san...
**[00:45] Kuni**
Don't look at me like that.
**[00:47] Kuni**
I tried to stop them, too.
**[00:48] Naka**
I wonder if this is going to work out.
**[00:50] Tani**
Maybe it's not such a good idea.
**[00:52] Naka**
Even if everyone else is okay with it,
**[00:53] Naka**
Rampo-san might be a stickler
about the rules...
**[00:56] Tani**
Oh, don't worry about that.
**[00:59] Rampo**
I'm back!
**[01:00] Rampo**
I bought some!
**[01:01] Tani**
Rampo-san's into it the most.
***SIGN*** Mixy Mixy Mixy Mix
Grape Flavor
**[01:03] Rampo**
This is the snack I told you about earlier.
**[01:05] Rampo**
It changes color when you mix it.
**[01:06] Rampo**
Go ahead, mix it.
**[01:09] Rampo**
First, open the bag,
**[01:11] Rampo**
then put the two powders in the container,
**[01:12] Rampo**
and add some water.
**[01:12] Naka**
They're like siblings
in elementary school...
**[01:13] Rampo**
Next, mix really well.
**[01:15] Rampo**
It's important to put your feelings into it.
**[01:18] Rampo**
Okay? Mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix.
**[01:21] Rampo**
And look, how strange!
**[01:25] Rampo**
But I'm the one who gets to eat it.
**[01:28] Tani**
How childish...
**[01:29] ?**
Rampo-san, you're a terrible person!
**[01:29] Naka**
Well, it is just like him to do that...
**[01:32] Naka**
So, who called her over to the Agency?
**[01:36] Fuku**
It was me.
**[01:38] Naka**
President!
**[01:41] Fuku**
Any movement from the police?
**[01:43] Kuni**
Thanks to the Port Mafia's
attempts to erase her identity,
**[01:46] Kuni**
they haven't tracked down who she is yet...
**[01:48] Fuku**
But she'll be a wanted fugitive soon.
**[01:54] Kyouka**
Please let me stay here.
**[01:56] Naka**
What?
**[01:58] Kyouka**
I'll do anything.
**[01:59] Kuni**
I don't recommend it.
**[02:01] Kuni**
It's not because you were
with the Port Mafia,
**[02:04] Kuni**
or because we don't have work.
**[02:06] Kuni**
But don't do it.
**[02:07] Kuni**
It's not easy, the world we live in.
**[02:09] Naka**
Besides, if you stay here,
**[02:11] Naka**
the Mafia will find you eventually.
**[02:12] Naka**
Shouldn't you run somewhere far away?
**[02:15] Kyou**
He said...
**[02:16] Kyou**
that I could do nothing
else but kill people.
**[02:20] Kyou**
I want to prove to myself that he's wrong.
**[02:29] Naka**
President.
**[02:32] Naka**
I would also like to ask on her behalf.
**[02:36] Kyou**
Please.
**[02:40] Kyou**
Please...
**[02:44] Kyou**
Please...
**[02:53] Fuku**
Very well.
**[02:54] All**
What?!
***SIGN*** What?!
**[02:56] Fuku**
I'll take her in.
**[02:58] Fuku**
**[04:33] Man**
Sprain fracture of the lower jaw.
**[04:35] Man**
Avulsion of the frontal bone
and thoracic vertebrae,
**[04:38] Man**
damage to the jugular ligament,
**[04:40] Man**
rupture of the brachial
and femoral muscles,
**[04:42] Man**
and first-degree burns over the entire body.
**[04:44] Man**
To top it off, he's in a coma.
**[04:47] Man**
He's suffered serious damage.
**[04:49] Man**
It is the price he paid
for failing his mission.
**[04:52] Higuchi**
I'm sorry.
**[04:54] Man**
He may not regain consciousness.
**[04:58] Higuchi**
But...
**[04:59] Man**
Don't feel so disappointed.
**[05:01] Man**
You all did your best.
**[05:04] Man**
You did fail in attacking the Agency and
**[05:06] Man**
capturing the weretiger,
**[05:08] Man**
and you sank the transport ship.
**[05:10] Man**
But you did your best, didn't you?
**[05:12] Man**
Effort is what's important.
**[05:14] Man**
Results come second.
**[05:16] Man**
Isn't that right?
**[05:19] Man**
Oh, that reminds me.
**[05:20] Man**
The remnants of Karma Transit,
**[05:22] Man**
the group Akutagawa-kun crushed
during the operation,
**[05:24] Man**
are apparently coming together.
**[05:26] Man**
I presume they want vengeance
on Akutagawa-kun.
**[05:29] Man**
Listen, Higuchi-kun.
**[05:31] Man**
The Mafia are, in the end,
**[05:33] Man**
an act of commerce that employs
violence as its currency.
**[05:35] Man**
It is allowed to desire and
kill anything and anyone.
**[05:39] Man**
Retaliation in kind is a matter
of expenditure and liability.
**[05:43] Higuchi**
But... liability?
**[05:46] Higuchi**
Akutagawa-senpai has accomplished
much in his missions thus far...
**[05:49] Man**
Indeed, Akutagawa-kun is competent.
**[05:52] Man**
His propensity for violence is high,
even for our organization.
**[05:55] Man**
But what about you?
**[05:58] Man**
Higuchi-kun,
**[06:00] Man**
have you ever felt that you are
actually suited for this job?
***SIGN*** Episode 11: First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her.
**[06:15] Higuchi**
I look horrible.
**[06:19] Hirotsu**
That's quite enough for rehearsals, Gin.
**[06:25] Higuchi**
The Black Lizard.
**[06:26] Tachi**
Gin's often stuck with dark jobs like
infiltration and assassination.
**[06:31] Tachi**
It's not unusual for him to have
to slit the throat of one of our own
**[06:33] Tachi**
by the higher-ups' command.
**[06:35] Tachi**
When it's for real, you won't
even have time to be surprised.
**[06:38] Higuchi**
You're saying the boss will terminate me?
**[06:41] Hirotsu**
Not at the moment.
**[06:43] Hirotsu**
But I don't know about tomorrow.
**[06:46] Higuchi**
Are you here to mock me?
**[06:48] Hirotsu**
If I were in your situation,
**[06:50] Hirotsu**
I'd rethink my current position before
an assassin arrives at my doorstep.
**[06:55] Hirotsu**
You, along with Akutagawa-kun,
**[06:57] Hirotsu**
are a strike force under the
boss's direct supervision.
**[06:59] Hirotsu**
As such, you have the authority to give
orders to us in the combat squad.
**[07:02] Hirotsu**
In that sense, you are our superior.
**[07:04] Hirotsu**
But what makes us obey is not your authority,
***SIGN*** Rashoumon
**[07:09] Hirotsu**
but fear and respect for the
ability Akutagawa-kun wields.
**[07:15] Hirotsu**
Higuchi-kun...
**[07:17] Hirotsu**
During the time Akutagawa-kun
is incapacitated,
**[07:20] Hirotsu**
do you possess something
that motivates us to obey?
**[07:28] (Flashback) Aku**
I don't need your help!
**[07:35] (Flashback) Higuchi**
Akutagawa-senpai!
**[07:36] (Flashback) Higuchi**
Even for you, this would be suicide!
**[07:38] (Flashback) Higuchi**
You're walking right into a
building full of security guards!
**[07:41] (Flashback) Higuchi**
You didn't even give us subordinates
any orders about how to support you—
**[07:44] (Flashback) Aku**
Shut up!
**[07:45] (Flashback) Aku**
What would you know about any of this?
**[07:52] (Flashback) Aku**
That's a beacon.
**[07:54] (Flashback) Aku**
A beacon visible from anywhere in the city.
**[07:57] (Flashback) Aku**
It is a powerful beacon that
*will* be seen by the one
**[07:59] (Flashback) Aku**
who left without a word,
**[08:01] (Flashback) Aku**
and without acknowledging my power.
**[08:04] (Flashback) Higuchi**
But it's my job to help you!
**[08:07] (Flashback) Aku**
I don't need your help!
**[08:11] (Flashback) Aku**
I need no one's help!
**[08:23] Higuchi**
I'm back.
**[08:24] (Flashback) Man**
Have you ever felt that you are
actually suited for this job?
**[08:31] Higuchi**
Of course not...
**[08:57] Higuchi**
Yes? This is Higuchi.
**[08:59] Higuchi**
What?!
**[09:05] Hirotsu**
I urge you to reconsider.
**[09:07] Hirotsu**
Your actions are contrary to
what the brass would want.
**[09:09] Tachi**
Are you sane?
**[09:11] Tachi**
That's suicide!
**[09:13] Tachi**
Akutagawa was abducted by foreign mercs
**[09:15] Tachi**
hired by Karma Transit's remnants!
**[09:18] Tachi**
Not only do they have numbers on their side,
**[09:20] Tachi**
they're armed to the teeth!
**[09:23] Tachi**
The boss will eventually issue orders
to conduct a retrieval operation.
**[09:26] Tachi**
Wait until that happens!
**[09:27] Higuchi**
There will be no order!
**[09:29] Higuchi**
If we retaliate as an organization
against smugglers
**[09:32] Higuchi**
who targeted Akutagawa-senpai
as an individual,
**[09:34] Higuchi**
the ripple effect will trigger a
large-scale conflict with other organizations.
**[09:37] Higuchi**
To avoid that,
**[09:38] Higuchi**
the brass will turn a blind eye to a
personal dispute between individual members...
**[09:42] Higuchi**
Akutagawa-senpai has been cut off.
**[09:45] Tachi**
But what can you hope
to do by yourself?
**[09:49] Higuchi**
Nothing.
**[09:52] Higuchi**
Still!
**[09:53] Higuchi**
I can't stand by and do nothing!
**[09:58] Higuchi**
*I knew...*
**[10:00] Higuchi**
*I knew I wasn't suited for this job.*
**[10:02] Higuchi**
* I knew I didn't have my*
* subordinates' respect.*
**[10:06] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
If I were in your situation,
**[10:08] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
I'd rethink my current position before
an assassin arrives at my doorstep.
**[10:14] Higuchi**
*It's not easy to leave the Port Mafia,*
**[10:16] Higuchi**
*but it's not impossible.*
**[10:17] Higuchi**
*I've thought about it many times.*
**[10:20] Higuchi**
*Yet I didn't, because...*
**[10:56] Higuchi**
*Crap.*
**[10:58] Higuchi**
* I can't rescue Akutagawa-senpai*
* with this injury...*
**[11:31] Higuchi**
Yet I didn't, because...
**[11:46] Tachi**
Kill everyone you don't recognize!
**[11:57] Higuchi**
Why is the Black Lizard here?
**[12:00] Hirotsu**
You are our superior officer.
**[12:03] Hirotsu**
If our superior officer is in danger,
**[12:05] Hirotsu**
we must act.
**[12:09] Hirotsu**
I guess we're about done.
**[12:19] Higuchi**
Akutagawa-senpai...
**[12:24] Higuchi**
Senpai...
**[12:25] Higuchi**
Senpai!
**[12:32] Aku**
Higuchi?
**[12:36] Higuchi**
Senpai, you're bleeding.
**[12:43] Aku**
Sorry about all this.
**[12:49] Higuchi**
*It's not easy to leave the Port Mafia,*
**[12:51] Higuchi**
*but it's not impossible.*
**[12:55] Higuchi**
*Yet I didn't, because...*
**[13:01] Higuchi**
It's my job.
**[13:03] Higuchi**
**[13:07] Kuni**
You look after the girl.
**[13:10] Naka**
What, me?
**[13:12] Kuni**
Of course.
**[13:13] Kuni**
You saved her.
**[13:15] Naka**
Okay.
**[13:17] Police**
Excuse me.
**[13:19] Police**
We're from the city police.
**[13:20] Kenji**
Oh, welcome.
**[13:22] Rampo**
Oh?
**[13:23] Rampo**
You're Minoura-kun. Your subordinate
was arrested a while ago, right?
**[13:27] Mino**
We're here today on a
different matter, detective.
**[13:31] Mino**
We have a case.
***SIGN*** Episode 11 Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency
**[13:37] Kenji**
They left as soon as they
were done talking business,
**[13:39] Kenji**
without even having had tea.
**[13:41] Kenji**
I guess policemen in cities are busy.
**[13:43] Kuni**
Where you're from, do the police
have lots of free time?
**[13:46] Kenji**
Everyone knows each other in my village.
**[13:49] Kenji**
Our policeman's job would
be fixing the well's pump,
**[13:53] Kenji**
rescuing cats from chimneys,
**[13:55] Kenji**
and tasting the year's first watermelon.
**[13:58] Kuni**
What the...
**[13:59] Kuni**
What happens if anyone commits a crime?
**[14:01] Kenji**
The perpertrator'd get tied up
and thrown off a cliff.
**[14:05] Naka**
Um, Kenji-san...
**[14:07] Kenji**
You can call me Kenji-kun.
**[14:09] Kenji**
Until two months ago, I was living
in a village called Ihatov
**[14:12] Kenji**
where there is neither
electricity nor telephones.
**[14:16] Kenji**
I was recruited by the president
and came to the city.
**[14:19] Kenji**
The city's full of new concepts.
I'm having a lot of fun.
**[14:22] Naka**
New? Like what?
***SIGN*** Isn't bartering good enough?
**[14:24] Kenji**
First, I don't really understand
the concept of money.
**[14:28] Naka**
I see...
**[14:30] Tani**
Kunikida-san,
**[14:31] Tani**
What should we about the request
from the city police earlier?
**[14:36] Kuni**
A car in motion blew up
for unknown reasons...
**[14:40] Tani**
It'll be a challenge.
The police have given up on it.
**[14:42] Kuni**
Atsushi, want to give this one a try?
**[14:45] Kuni**
Shadow another agent and
quickly learn the ropes.
**[14:48] Kuni**
You can do this.
**[14:51] Naka**
Got it.
**[14:53] Mob**
What's going on?
**[14:55] Mob**
What's that?
**[14:56] Kenji**
I heard a car was just going along
when it suddenly flew to there.
**[14:56] Mob**
Another explosion?
**[14:59] Naka**
I'm not sure I'm up for this...
**[15:02] Kenji**
The driver died on impact.
He hasn't been identified.
**[15:05] Naka**
Why not?
**[15:06] Naka**
Can't we identify people if their
fingerprints or teeth are intact?
**[15:10] Kenji**
Yes.
**[15:11] Kenji**
If they were intact.
**[15:12] Naka**
What?!
**[15:13] Naka**
Then...
**[15:13] Naka**
It's all mush inside that car...
**[15:17] Kenji**
All right,
**[15:18] Kenji**
Rampo-san would be able to solve
the case right away here,
***SIGN*** Yokohamabashi
**[15:21] Kenji**
but our task right now is
to gather information.
**[15:24] Gran**
Oh, Ken-chan.
**[15:26] Kenji**
Oh hello, Miss Maeda.
**[15:28] Gran**
Thank you for the boar meat the other day.
**[15:30] Gran**
It was delicious.
**[15:32] Kenji**
It was extra sent from my home.
**[15:34] Kenji**
It was nothing.
**[15:36] Naka**
"Miss"?
**[15:37] Kenji**
She'd be one of the
younger ladies at my village.
**[15:40] Guy**
Hey, boy.
**[15:41] Guy**
The vegetable garden I told you about,
**[15:43] Guy**
it doesn't drain very well.
**[15:46] Kenji**
It must be the soil in the rows.
**[15:48] Kenji**
I'll come take a look tomorrow.
**[15:49] Guy**
Thanks.
**[15:50] Naka**
You're really popular.
**[15:52] Man**
Hey, Ken-chan.
**[15:55] Man**
You on a job?
**[15:57] Kenji**
We're investigating the car explosion
that happened on that street.
**[16:02] Kenji**
Do you know anything?
**[16:04] Man**
Oh, that...
**[16:07] Man**
There are... rumors...
**[16:18] Man**
I'm not really supposed to talk about it,
**[16:20] Man**
but the young'uns were saying
that before it happened,
**[16:23] Man**
backstreet folks from the
factory district bought a load of fertilizer.
**[16:27] Kenji**
Fertilizer...
**[16:28] Kenji**
I wonder if they realized
the beauty of farming.
**[16:31] Man**
No, they were apparently talking
about manufacturing something...
**[16:35] Kenji**
Then it was probably nitrogen fertilizer.
**[16:37] Naka**
Nitrogen fertilizer?
**[16:39] Kenji**
It's an ingredient for building bombs.
**[16:40] Naka**
What?!
**[16:41] Kenji**
Thank you as always.
**[16:43] Kenji**
It was very helpful.
**[16:44] Man**
I'd do anything for you, Ken-chan.
**[16:45] Naka**
*We already have a lead...*
**[16:46] Man**
Let's stay friendly.
**[16:47] Naka**
*Kenji-kun's amazing.*
**[16:48] Kenji**
The same goes for me.
**[16:49] Kenji**
I'll be counting on you.
**[16:51] Kenji**
Speaking of the back streets
of the factory district,
**[16:53] Kenji**
there's a meeting hall for the
Gojo Youth Association there.
**[16:56] Naka**
Youth Association?
**[16:58] Kenji**
Put in city terms... a gang?
**[17:01] Nawka**
A... A gang?!
**[17:02] Kenji**
I wonder if they're the ones
who built the bomb.
**[17:06] Kenji**
Well, let's go ask them face to face.
**[17:09] Naka**
Wait a minute!
**[17:10] Naka**
Even if they were responsible,
**[17:11] Naka**
I doubt they'd admit to it.
**[17:13] Naka**
Won't it be risky?
**[17:14] Kenji**
If we are sincere in our
inquiries, they'll respond.
**[17:17] Kenji**
It's how things are.
**[17:18] Naka**
I-It's how things are?
**[17:21] Naka**
Is it?
**[17:24] Naka**
It's...
**[17:28] Naka**
I guess it *is* how things are!
**[17:31] Kuni**
Hey, Tanizaki.
***SIGN*** Nikonikodou
Supermarket
**[17:33] Kuni**
Aren't you with Atsushi?
***SIGN*** Was Off Purchasing Eggs on a Limited-Time Only Sale
**[17:35] Tani**
Oh, Kenji-kun went with him.
**[17:38] Kuni**
What, with Kenji?!
**[17:39] Tani**
Yes, they went to the crime scene together.
**[17:42] Tani**
Kenji-kun's very competent.
**[17:44] Tani**
He's solved many difficult cases,
**[17:46] Tani**
so I doubt there'll be problems—
**[17:46] Kuni**
It's a huge problem!
**[17:48] Kuni**
Kenji's methods are too unique.
He's not a good role model!
**[17:51] Kuni**
But given how simplistic
and naïve Atsushi is,
**[17:54] Kuni**
he may easily take Kenji's
methods at face value
**[17:55] Kuni**
and believe them to be the gold standard!
***SIGN*** Best and Worst Team
**[17:58] Kuni**
This isn't good...
**[18:00] Gang**
Huh?!
**[18:02] Kenji**
Did you all build the bomb that
made the car go flying?
**[18:06] Gang**
You're funny!
**[18:08] Gang**
You guys cops?
**[18:09] Kenji**
Not at all. We're with the
Armed Detective Agency.
**[18:13] Kenji**
Oh, nice chain!
**[18:16] Kenji**
You must be keeping one on you
**[18:18] Kenji**
to use when you need to haul cows.
**[18:20] Gang**
Don't touch me!
**[18:21] Gang**
What's your play?!
**[18:22] Kenji**
Oh, I just wanted you all to tell me
**[18:25] Kenji**
whether you're responsible for what happened.
**[18:26] Gang**
Huh?
**[18:30] Gang**
Don't know anything about it.
**[18:33] Gang**
Right?
**[18:35] Kenji**
I see!
**[18:36] Kenji**
I'm sorry to have bothered you.
**[18:38] Naka**
Huh?!
**[18:39] Kenji**
Thank you for your help.
**[18:41] Gang**
What?
**[18:44] Naka**
H-Hey, Kenji-kun?
**[18:46] Naka**
They were lying, no matter
how you try to look at it.
**[18:48] Naka**
They're the ones responsible!
**[18:50] Naka**
They might've used the bomb to kill someone
in an opposing gang, or something.
**[18:54] Kenji**
But they said they didn't know anything.
**[18:57] Naka**
Well, sure, but...
**[18:59] Kenji**
Be it with a cow or a person...
**[19:01] Kenji**
Be it in a village or a city,
**[19:03] Kenji**
if you are sincere, you can
communicate with others.
**[19:06] Kenji**
I've never failed using this method.
**[19:10] Naka**
R-Really?
**[19:12] Kenji**
Really.
**[19:17] Naka**
I guess I can see that.
**[19:19] Kenji**
Shall we get back for now?
**[19:21] Naka**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Grrrrrowl
**[19:30] Kenji**
Let's go by a beef bowl
place on our way back.
**[19:32] Kenji**
I'm starving.
**[19:33] Naka**
Kenji-kun, you can eat beef
even though you keep cows?
**[19:37] Kneji**
I love cows!
**[19:38] Kneji**
I love having cows, communing
with cows, and eating cows.
**[19:44] Gang**
The bomb was used to kill
an enemy gang member.
**[19:48] Gang**
Who knew private investigators
would sniff us out...
**[19:52] Gang**
Since you left without
really questioning us,
**[19:54] Gang**
does that mean you found conclusive proof?
**[19:57] Gang**
You're gonna tell the cops, aren't you?
**[19:59] Gang**
We won't let you.
**[20:00] Kenji**
I see.
**[20:01] Kenji**
I'm glad you went through the
trouble to tell us the truth.
**[20:06] Gang**
Huh?
**[20:07] Kenji**
I knew sincere conversation
would lead to understanding.
**[20:10] Kenji**
In all of my cases, everyone
confesses to me like this.
**[20:17] Naka**
Oh, I see—
**[20:27] Gang**
One down.
**[20:29] Naka**
*Crap!*
**[20:30] Naka**
*We're surrounded...*
**[20:31] Naka**
*What've I been doing?*
**[20:33] Gang**
Get 'em!
**[20:37] Kenji**
Ow...
**[20:38] All**
Huh?
**[20:40] Kenji**
Phew.
**[20:41] Kenji**
Oops.
**[20:43] Kenji**
Ouch...
**[20:44] Kenji**
Oh, don't mind me.
**[20:47] Kenji**
This happens sometimes.
**[20:48] Kenji**
Out in the countryside,
cows often get in a temper
**[20:51] Kenji**
and refuse to listen to you.
**[20:53] Kenji**
In times like that...
**[21:00] Kenji**
*Be not defeated by the rain.*
**[21:02] Kenji**
*Be not defeated by the wind.*
**[21:04] Kenji**
*Nor by the iron pipe.*
**[21:05] Kenji**
*Nor by the knife.*
**[21:07] Kenji**
*Nor by the metal bat.*
**[21:09] Kenji**
*Be of sound body.*
**[21:13] Kenji**
*Be without desire.*
**[21:15] Kenji**
*Never be angered.*
**[21:17] Kenji**
*Always have a quiet smile.*
***SIGN*** Miyazawa Family Motto
**[21:20] Kenji**
*That is whom I wish to be.*
***SIGN*** Should Cows Act Up, Hit Them With Whatever's Close At Hand
**[21:28] Naka**
This won't work.
**[21:30] Naka**
I can't do things like this, Kunikida-san!
**[21:32] Kuni**
*Calm down, idiot!*
**[21:34] Kuni**
I commend you for realizing
that on your own.
**[21:38] Kuni**
Kenji is gifted with superhuman strength,
**[21:40] Kuni**
but he isn't invincible.
**[21:42] Kuni**
He can only manifest that
strength when he's hungry.
***SIGN*** Beef Bowl
**[21:45] Naka**
Huh?
**[21:45] Naka**
Then what happens when he's full?
**[21:48] Kenji**
I can't eat any more...
**[21:53] Kuni**
*He goes to sleep.*
**[21:55] Kuni**
***SIGN*** Meanwhile, Dazai...
***SIGN*** Sake
***SIGN*** Snow Crab
**[23:31] Dazai**
I'll say I got away from
the Port Mafia tomorrow.
***SIGN*** Episode 12:
Borne Back Ceaselessly Into the Past
# 12 - Borne Back Ceaselessly into the Past
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***SIGN*** Do I smell... miso soup?
**[00:01] Naka**
Do I smell... miso soup?
**[00:19] Naka**
**[00:23] Kyou**
Good morning.
**[00:29] Naka**
What?
**[02:00] Naka**
I wasn't told we were
going to be roommates!
**[02:02] D**
We don't have enough rooms, you see.
**[02:04] Naka**
But...
**[02:06] D**
She agreed.
**[02:07] Kyou**
It was an order.
**[02:09] D**
Don't you get it, Atsushi-kun?
**[02:13] Naka**
Get what?
**[02:14] D**
Without any kin,
she is as alone as can be.
**[02:18] D**
Besides, the Port Mafia may
send assassins after her.
**[02:21] Naka**
That's true.
**[02:23] D**
You should protect her.
**[02:24] Naka**
Okay, I'll do my best!
**[02:29] Kuni**
If you have the time to mess with Atsushi,
**[02:31] Kuni**
write up the report about your
capture by the Port Mafia!
**[02:36] D**
Atsushi-kun...
**[02:37] Naka**
Yes?
**[02:38] D**
Write the report for me.
**[02:40] Naka**
What?
**[02:42] D**
It'll be about the person who
placed a bounty on your head.
**[02:45] Naka**
You found out who?
**[02:46] D**
According to the Port Mafia's
communication records,
**[02:49] D**
the bounty was funded by
the leader of The Guild,
**[02:51] D**
a North American organization of the gifted.
**[02:54] Kuni**
The Guild is considered an urban legend.
**[02:57] Kuni**
Their agents are said to hold
key positions in finance,
**[02:59] Kuni**
politics, and the military.
**[03:01] Kuni**
They are a secret society who
use their limitless funds
**[03:04] Kuni**
and abilities to plot countless schemes.
**[03:07] Kuni**
Why would such a group want Atsushi?
**[03:16] Tani**
You need to come see this!
**[03:23] D**
It seems we've been preempted.
***SIGN*** Episode 12: Borne Back Ceaselessly Into the Past
**[03:37] Francis**
I'm glad to finally meet you,
**[03:39] Francis**
President Fukuna...
**[03:41] Francis**
Fukuda?
**[03:42] Fuku**
Fukuzawa.
**[03:43] Francis**
That's right!
**[03:44] Francis**
By the way, was it a bad move to
park the chopper on the road?
**[03:48] Fuku**
You have come a long way
from a foreign land.
**[03:53] Fuku**
So, what do you wish to discuss?
**[03:57] Fran**
Well, this is a rare design.
**[04:00] Fran**
And I consider myself something
of an expert in porcelain.
**[04:03] Fran**
What brand is this?
**[04:05] Fran**
Royal Blanc?
**[04:06] Fran**
Or is it perhaps El Zelga?
**[04:08] Naomi**
It's from Shimomura China and
Ceramics, next door.
**[04:11] Francis**
Oh, my apologies.
**[04:13] Francis**
Call me Francis, old sport.
**[04:17] Francis**
I lead an organization called
The Guild in North America.
**[04:21] Francis**
In addition, I personally own
**[04:23] Francis**
three conglomerates, five hotels,
**[04:25] Francis**
an airline, a railway company, and—
**[04:26] Fuku**
Mr. Francis.
**[04:28] Fuku**
I have received reports that
you used a bounty
**[04:31] Fuku**
to encourage the Port Mafia to attack us.
**[04:34] Fuku**
Is this true?
**[04:36] Francis**
Yes, that was my mistake.
**[04:38] Francis**
I had no idea that this country's
criminal organization
**[04:41] Francis**
would be so incompetent.
**[04:43] Francis**
To make amends, I come bearing
a profitable business deal.
**[04:46] Francis**
This company isn't so bad.
**[04:48] Francis**
The neighborhood is aesthetically
pleasing, as well.
**[04:50] Francis**
So...
**[04:53] Francis**
I'd like to buy this company.
**[04:55] Francis**
Don't get me wrong.
**[04:57] Francis**
I am quite capable of
buying all the properties
**[04:59] Francis**
visible from here along with your company.
**[05:01] Francis**
I have no interest in this
building or your employees.
**[05:05] Francis**
I am only interested in one thing.
**[05:06] Fuku**
You don't mean...
**[05:08] Francis**
Yes, I do.
**[05:09] Francis**
Hand over your Gifted Business Permit.
**[05:13] Francis**
For a group of gifted individuals
to legally open a business,
**[05:17] Francis**
they need a permit issued by the
Ministry of Internal Affairs'
**[05:19] Francis**
gifted special operations division.
**[05:22] Francis**
Those blockheads are about the only
ones you can't buy with money.
**[05:26] Francis**
After all, we are a secret society
with no official existence.
**[05:30] Francis**
In order to keep peace with the Ministry
**[05:32] Francis**
and do what we need to do to find
what we're looking for in this city,
**[05:35] Francis**
the permit is—
**[05:36] Fuku**
I refuse.
**[05:37] Francis**
What, this isn't enough?
**[05:40] Francis**
Then I'll add this.
**[05:44] Francis**
It's a limited edition model,
**[05:45] Francis**
made to order with diamonds.
**[05:48] Fuku**
Just as lives cannot be bought with money,
**[05:50] Fuku**
nothing is worth giving up our permit.
**[05:54] Fuku**
The permit is the beating
heart of this Agency.
**[05:56] Fuku**
It embodies the hope of
the special ops division,
**[05:58] Fuku**
as well as the spirit of Natsume-sensei,
**[06:01] Fuku**
who worked tirelessly to
obtain us the permit.
**[06:04] Fuku**
It is not meant to easily fall into
the hands of the filthy rich,
**[06:06] Fuku**
who have dollar bills for brains.
**[06:09] Francis**
So you're saying there are things
you can't buy with money?
**[06:12] Francis**
That's the mantra of the poor.
**[06:14] Francis**
Your bravado is pointless if all
of your employees disappear
**[06:18] Francis**
and your agency ceases to function.
**[06:20] Francis**
It'll be too late to change your mind then.
**[06:23] Fuku**
I'll take your advice to heart.
**[06:26] Fuku**
I suggest you leave.
**[06:29] Francis**
I'll be back.
**[06:31] Naomi**
Our visitors are leaving.
**[06:34] Kenji**
Okay!
**[06:35] Kenji**
I'll see you out!
**[06:37] Francis**
I'll post a message
in the morning newspaper.
**[06:40] Francis**
Take a good look at it, old sport.
**[06:43] Francis**
I always get what I want.
**[06:50] Lucy**
Nice hat.
**[06:52] Kenji**
Oh, really?
**[06:54] Kenji**
Thank you.
**[07:07] Lucy**
Well?
**[07:08] Lucy**
Does it look good on me?
**[07:09] James**
You'd look better in burlap.
**[07:12] Lucy**
What was that for?
**[07:14] Lucy**
Hmph.
**[07:18] Francis**
First, there was one.
***SIGN*** The Following
Morning
**[07:23] Kuni**
Hey, did you see the morning news?!
**[07:25] D**
It's on the TV, too.
**[07:27] TV**
*Please see for yourself.*
**[07:29] TV**
*A seven-story building
has vanished overnight.*
**[07:33] TV**
*According to one source,*
**[07:34] TV**
*the building housed a front
company for the Port Mafia.*
**[07:38] TV**
*It was allegedly used as
an office by their agents.*
**[07:40] Kuni**
So this is the message...
**[07:42] Tani**
Kenji-kun hasn't been back to
the dorm since seeing them off.
**[07:47] D**
So they'll annihilate
anyone who opposes them,
**[07:50] D**
be they the Port Mafia or the Agency.
**[07:53] Kuni**
Tanizaki, from now on, you're
prohibited from working alone!
**[07:56] Kuni**
Look for Kenji with Atsushi!
**[07:58] Kuni**
Dazai, you're with me!
**[08:00] Kuni**
We need to meet with the president.
**[08:01] Kuni**
We don't know what kind of
gifts they possess.
**[08:03] Kuni**
If you make contact with the enemy,
**[08:05] Kuni**
don't engage them. Run!
**[08:06] Naka**
Okay.
**[08:07] [SONG] Sign 0807**
Pedestrian
Support System
**[08:08] Tani**
Naomi, you should go back to the Agency.
**[08:11] Tani**
It's too dangerous.
**[08:12] Naomi**
They can make entire buildings disappear.
**[08:14] Ougai**
Elise-chan?
**[08:14] Naomi**
It doesn't matter where I am.
**[08:15] Ougai**
Please come out, hey.
**[08:16] Naomi**
Right, Atsushi-san?
**[08:17] Naka**
W-Well, sure.
**[08:19] Tani**
Atsushi-kun!
**[08:20] Ougai**
Elise-chan, please.
**[08:20] Tani**
Unlike you, my sister isn't gifted!
**[08:23] Tani**
She'll hold us back.
**[08:23] Ougai**
Elise-chan?
**[08:24] Naomi**
How dare you!
**[08:25] Naomi**
You said you'd do anything I said!
**[08:25] Ougai**
Where are you?
**[08:28] Tani**
That was yesterday when you were forcing me to—
**[08:32] Tani**
Nothing.
**[08:34] [SONG] Sign 0836**
Pedestrian Support System
**[08:36] Tani**
Anyway, it's too dangerous, so go back!
**[08:39] Naomi**
Oh, really?
**[08:40] Naomi**
If you'd like, I can help
you remember your pleasure—
**[08:44] Tani**
Naomi?
**[08:47] Naka**
N-No way...
**[08:49] Tani**
Naomi?!
**[08:50] Tani**
Where are you?
**[08:51] Tani**
Where did you go, Naomi?!
**[08:53] Naka**
Is it an enemy attack?!
**[08:55] Tani**
Impossible.
**[08:56] Tani**
I didn't sense anything off.
**[08:58] Tani**
Naomi!
**[08:59] Naka**
Be careful, Tanizaki-san!
**[09:00] Ougai**
Where are you, Elise-chan?
**[09:03] Ougai**
Well, I'm in trouble now...
**[09:05] Tani**
Give Naomi back!
**[09:09] Tani**
Found you!
**[09:13] Tani**
Wait!
**[09:17] Lucy**
Let's play.
**[09:25] Lucy**
Welcome, everyone, to Anne's Chamber.
**[09:29] Lucy**
Oh, this is embarrassing.
**[09:30] Lucy**
So many people are looking right at me.
**[09:33] Lucy**
I'm not very good at talking to strangers.
**[09:36] Lucy**
But that won't do.
**[09:37] Lucy**
I have to give a proper explanation,
or everyone will be so lost.
**[09:40] Lucy**
After all, you were all brought
unawares to this strange place.
**[09:44] Lucy**
If I were you,
my heart would be pounding—
**[09:47] Tani**
Where's Naomi?
**[09:49] Lucy**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[09:50] Lucy**
I should explain that first.
**[09:53] Lucy**
Your agents are over there.
**[09:56] Tani**
Kenji-kun!
**[09:57] Tani**
Naomi!
**[10:00] Tani**
Damn it!
**[10:01] Tani**
Naomi!
**[10:01] Lucy**
It won't open without the key.
**[10:03] Lucy**
That one opens, though.
**[10:07] Naka**
They're all frozen.
**[10:09] Naka**
Has time come to a stop?
**[10:11] Lucy**
My name is Lucy.
**[10:14] Lucy**
This is a dimension
I created with my ability.
**[10:17] Lucy**
But worry not.
**[10:19] Lucy**
You can leave whenever you want,
through that white door.
**[10:22] Lucy**
That is, if you don't want
your colleagues back.
**[10:25] Tani**
What do you want?
**[10:27] Lucy**
That's easy.
**[10:28] Lucy**
I just want you to play
with Anne in this chamber.
**[10:31] Lucy**
Come, Anne.
***SIGN*** Guild Apprentice: Lucy M
***SIGN*** Ability: Anne of Abyssal Red
**[10:44] Lucy**
Anne loves to play.
**[10:46] Lucy**
She's a bit needy, but she's quite cute.
**[10:53] Lucy**
But if you leave through that door,
**[10:55] Lucy**
you'll forget everything
that happened in this room.
**[10:58] Lucy**
Do you get it, now?
**[11:02] Lucy**
Oh, my..
**[11:03] Lucy**
Only three of you are left?
**[11:05] Naka**
It's not safe here.
**[11:06] Naka**
You should run.
**[11:09] Ougai**
I'm looking for a girl.
**[11:11] Ougai**
She's lovely, just like an angel.
**[11:14] Ougai**
Have you see her?
**[11:16] Naka**
No, I'm sorry to say.
**[11:18] Ougai**
I see.
**[11:20] Ougai**
Her name is Elise-chan.
**[11:23] Ougai**
Anyway, ever since we've been separated,
**[11:25] Ougai**
I've been beside myself.
**[11:29] Ougai**
She may be behind that door.
**[11:32] Ougai**
If that's the case,
**[11:33] Ougai**
I'll regret running away
for the rest of my life.
**[11:36] Ougai**
So I'll stay, too.
**[11:38] Naka**
Okay.
**[11:40] Lucy**
The rules are simple.
**[11:41] Lucy**
Play tag with my lovely Anne.
**[11:44] Lucy**
If she tags you, you lose.
**[11:47] Lucy**
If you can open the door using that key
before she catches you, you win.
**[11:51] Lucy**
I'll return the hostages.
**[11:53] Lucy**
Well?
**[11:54] Lucy**
Who's in?
**[11:56] Tani**
Can two play at once?
**[11:58] Lucy**
Of course.
**[12:00] Lucy**
It's more fun if we play all together.
**[12:05] Naka**
* We can win if we use Tanizaki-san's*
* Light Snow ability to project illusions.*
**[12:09] Lucy**
Are you ready?
**[12:11] Tani**
Yeah.
**[12:12] Lucy**
Ready, set...
**[12:16] Lucy**
Go!
**[12:18] Naka**
*She's fast!*
**[12:21] Lucy**
Caught...
**[12:22] Lucy**
**[12:23] Lucy**
the first one!
**[12:28] Naka**
Tanizaki-san!
**[12:33] Lucy**
We've made yet another friend.
**[12:36] Lucy**
What a great day, Anne.
**[12:38] Lucy**
What? What's that?
**[12:40] Lucy**
You want more?
**[12:41] Lucy**
Well, then...
**[12:56] Lucy**
Wow, amazing!
**[12:58] Lucy**
I want to see more.
**[13:00] Lucy**
What a strong, useful ability...
**[13:04] Lucy**
I'm sure you were valued highly
from the moment you were born.
**[13:08] Lucy**
I heard you're an orphan.
**[13:10] Lucy**
I grew up in an orphanage, too.
**[13:13] Lucy**
It was a very cold place.
**[13:16] Lucy**
After using ice-cold rags
to clean the whole day,
**[13:20] Lucy**
my fingers would ache for days.
**[13:24] Lucy**
Given my ability,
**[13:26] Lucy**
everyone thought I was a freak.
**[13:29] Lucy**
I heard the Agency was desperate
to find you when you were taken.
**[13:34] Lucy**
How wonderful.
**[13:35] Lucy**
It must be because you have a great ability.
**[13:38] Naka**
I...
**[13:39] Lucy**
The Guild took me in because they
saw potential in my ability, too.
**[13:43] Lucy**
But there is no room for error in The Guild.
**[13:46] Lucy**
If I fail in this mission,
**[13:48] Lucy**
I will be tossed aside
like a used napkin.
**[13:51] Lucy**
Then I'll be all alone again.
**[13:55] Lucy**
Hey.
**[13:56] Lucy**
Why does it have to be you?
**[13:58] Lucy**
Why can't it be me?
**[14:01] Lucy**
It's so unfair.
**[14:03] Lucy**
You should know how I feel, too!
**[14:06] Lucy**
You should stay in this room forever!
**[14:11] Naka**
* The only way out is to put*
* the key in that door.*
**[14:17] Naka**
Okay!
**[14:18] Naka**
I win!
**[14:20] Ougai**
Watch out, boy!
**[14:21] Naka**
What?
**[14:27] Lucy**
Be careful. The key is important.
**[14:30] Naka**
I thought I'd win if I opened
the door with the key!
**[14:32] Lucy**
That's right. If you could open it.
**[14:35] Lucy**
I have no idea how to use
a key like this, myself.
**[14:41] Naka**
* So there was no way to*
* win in the first place.*
**[14:45] Lucy**
The real game starts now.
**[14:47] Lucy**
You seem to be a genius at tag,
**[14:51] Lucy**
but I wonder how long your
soul will last like this?
**[15:02] Naka**
*There's no way to counter this.*
**[15:04] Naka**
*I'll be caught eventually.*
**[15:06] Naka**
*I can't hope to turn the tide now.*
**[15:11] Naka**
* I have no choice but to hope that*
* Dazai-san and the others will come!*
**[15:13] Lucy**
You're going to run away,
leaving your friends behind?
**[15:15] Naka**
*Even if he were in this situation,*
**[15:16] Naka**
*Dazai-san'd think of something!*
**[15:19] Naka**
*But I can't!*
**[15:23] Ougai**
No, boy.
**[15:25] Ougai**
Your enemy lies that way.
**[15:27] Ougai**
I wouldn't advise running away
in this particular case.
**[15:30] Ougai**
Er, that is,
**[15:32] Ougai**
if you'd trust the words of your
local neighborhood physician.
**[15:36] Ougai**
If you were to believe her words,
**[15:39] Ougai**
you'll forget everything once
you leave through that door.
**[15:42] Ougai**
You'll remember neither
the enemy's subterfuge,
**[15:44] Ougai**
nor your colleagues in danger.
**[15:46] Ougai**
And the enemy will continue
to press her attack.
**[15:48] Ougai**
I'll teach you something of use.
**[15:50] Ougai**
In game theory,
**[15:52] Ougai**
the optimal strategy is to launch
**[15:54] Ougai**
a total counteroffensive on an
enemy who has attacked you.
**[15:58] Ougai**
Crush the enemy.
**[16:00] Naka**
But how?
**[16:02] Ougai**
An arrogant enemy who feels invincible
**[16:04] Ougai**
is the most vulnerable opponent of all.
**[16:06] Ougai**
And did I hear right, that
the ones beyond that door
**[16:11] Ougai**
are the very ones who desperately
tried to save you when you were taken?
**[16:18] Naka**
*That's right.*
**[16:20] Naka**
*They all saved me.*
**[16:23] Lucy**
Are you done with the chit-chat?
**[16:24] Lucy**
Is your motivation back?
**[16:27] Naka**
It's my turn, then.
**[16:30] Ougai**
That's right.
**[16:31] Ougai**
That is your optimal solution.
**[16:33] Lucy**
It wouldn't be fun any other way.
**[16:36] Lucy**
But...
**[16:37] Lucy**
It's already over.
**[16:41] Naka**
Another one!
**[16:42] Lucy**
Of course! There are two of you.
**[16:44] Naka**
Shit!
**[16:51] Lucy**
All right, that's that.
**[16:53] Lucy**
So, what will you do, mister?
**[16:56] Lucy**
Thanks to you,
**[16:58] Lucy**
the tiger didn't get away.
**[17:00] Lucy**
So I could let you go as a
sign of my appreciation.
**[17:04] Lucy**
Or maybe I want to see your expression
when Anne catches you.
**[17:10] Ougai**
Do you want to try me?
**[17:12] Lucy**
*What? What's going on?*
**[17:16] Lucy**
* My legs are trembling*
* so much, I can't move.*
**[17:18] Lucy**
*Is this pure malice?*
**[17:21] Lucy**
*But why can't Anne move, either?*
**[17:26] Ougai**
It won't work.
**[17:28] Ougai**
You've already lost.
**[17:31] Ougai**
Look at the door.
**[17:37] Lucy**
What?!
**[17:39] Lucy**
But I know I shut the door.
**[17:41] Lucy**
Why?
**[17:43] Naka**
You've made one mistake.
**[17:45] Naka**
This fight was two against
one from the very start!
**[17:48] Naka**
The moment the door opened,
**[17:50] Naka**
Tanizaki-san used his Light Snow
ability to create a false door.
**[17:54] Lucy**
Impossible.
**[17:55] Lucy**
And you were able to resist the force
**[17:58] Lucy**
sucking you into the room with
your arms and legs alone?
**[18:01] Naka**
You misunderstand me.
**[18:03] Naka**
I am not strong, and I'm not popular.
**[18:06] Naka**
Rather, I've led a cursed life.
**[18:09] Naka**
That's why I understand your jealousy
and hatred of others all too well.
**[18:14] Naka**
I don't really want you
to fail this mission!
**[18:17] Naka**
I don't want you to lose the place
where you can feel you belong!
**[18:19] Naka**
But because I'm weak and inexperienced,
**[18:21] Naka**
I can think of no other way!
**[18:23] Lucy**
What?
**[18:26] Lucy**
This is...
**[18:27] Naka**
I tied a ribbon to you.
**[18:35] Naka**
Release your ability and let everyone go!
**[18:38] Naka**
Or I'll drag you into the room.
**[18:41] Naka**
Without a key, the door won't open.
**[18:44] Naka**
That means if you're imprisoned inside,
**[18:46] Naka**
no one can ever open that door.
**[18:49] Naka**
If that happens, you won't
be able to return to reality
**[18:51] Naka**
even if you release your ability.
**[18:54] Naka**
Am I wrong?
**[18:55] Lucy**
That's...
**[18:56] Naka**
Our abilities aren't tools of convenience
made to control everyone else.
**[18:59] Naka**
I know that better than most.
**[19:01] Naka**
Do you want to be trapped in the dimension
of your own making until you die—
**[19:04] Naka**
No, even after you die?
**[19:07] Lucy**
I... I can't afford to fail!
**[19:10] Naka**
I'm going to let go.
**[19:11] Naka**
You only have that split second
before the door closes to decide.
**[19:15] Lucy**
No, wait!
**[19:42] Naka**
Um, hey...
**[19:44] Naka**
If I...
**[19:45] Naka**
If I can do anything for you...
**[19:48] Naka**
Um!
**[19:52] Ougai**
Oh, Elise-chan!
**[19:54] Ougai**
Are you okay?!
**[19:56] Ougai**
Where've you been!
**[19:57] Ougai**
I was so worried!
**[19:59] Ougai**
You just up and vanished...
**[20:00] Elise**
I thought Rintarou would worry
if I suddenly disappeared.
**[20:05] Elise**
I wanted to make Rintarou cry.
**[20:07] Ougai**
That's so mean, Elise-chan!
**[20:09] Ougai**
But I forgive you, because you're so cute!
**[20:13] Naka**
Kyouka-chan?
**[20:15] Naka**
You came to get me?
**[20:17] Kyou**
I was worried.
**[20:20] Naka**
Thank you.
**[20:21] Ougai**
We'll be taking our leave now.
**[20:26] Naka**
Thank you for your advice earlier.
**[20:30] Naka**
So you're a doctor?
**[20:32] Ougai**
Ex-doctor.
**[20:34] Ougai**
Right now, I'm just a middle-aged man
**[20:36] Ougai**
keeping a small group of people in line.
**[20:39] Ougai**
Boy...
**[20:41] Ougai**
A logical, optimal solution exists
in any wartime situation,
**[20:43] Ougai**
no matter how difficult the challenge.
**[20:46] Ougai**
You must not forget that,
especially in times of confusion
**[20:48] Ougai**
when you might feel
inclined to recklessness.
**[20:51] Naka**
Okay.
**[20:52] Ougai**
Goodbye, then.
**[20:54] Naka**
There is a way, even in difficult times...
**[21:01] Naka**
What's wrong, Kyouka-chan?
**[21:04] Naka**
Kyouka-chan?
**[21:06] Naka**
Kyouka-chan!
**[21:09] Ougai**
I had a good time.
**[21:12] Ougai**
I wanted to return to my younger days
**[21:14] Ougai**
and use my ability to mow down
my enemies left and right.
**[21:18] Elise**
You're too old for that!
**[21:19] Ougai**
That's so mean.
**[21:21] Ougai**
I may not look like much, but...
**[21:44] Ougai**
So this is a Guild assassin?
**[21:46] Chuuya**
Yes, sir.
**[21:47] Ougai**
The Agency and The Guild...
**[21:49] Ougai**
It seems we are in a challenging
wartime situation, ourselves.
***SIGN*** Port Mafia Leader: Mori Ougai
**[21:55] Ougai**
We need an optimal solution.
**[21:58] Ougai**
The Agency and The Guild...
***SIGN*** Ability: Vita Sexualis
**[22:03] Ougai**
Those who oppose us will be crushed,
**[22:06] Ougai**
and annihilated.
**[22:08] [SONG] Sign 2209**
To Be Continued
# Season 2
# 13 - The Dark Age
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** Four years ago...
***SIGN*** Back when the darkness of night
was a far bluer hue than now...
**[00:18] D**
Hey, Odasaku.
**[00:25] D**
Sorry, Sensei.
**[00:29] Oda**
You're calling a cat Sensei?
**[00:32] D**
Doesn't he look wise?
**[00:33] D**
He gives up his seat when
I have guests, too.
**[00:37] D**
Anyway, you have to hear this, Odasaku!
**[00:39] D**
There was a shootout today.
**[00:42] Oda**
Oh?
**[00:43] D**
I was trading shots in a warehouse block
**[00:45] D**
with an energetic crew armed with
a machine-gun equipped truck!
**[00:49] Oda**
That's quite the weapon.
**[00:53] Oda**
And what's with your new injuries?
**[00:56] Oda**
Is that from this shootout?
**[00:59] D**
I had to go pee in the midst of it,
**[01:02] D**
then I tripped on a ditch
because I was in such a hurry.
**[01:05] Oda**
I see.
**[01:06] Oda**
When you rush, it's hard to avoid that.
**[01:09] D**
Yes, it is.
**[01:11] Oda**
*His name is Dazai Osamu...*
**[01:14] Oda**
* An executive in the Port Mafia,*
* a criminal organization.*
**[01:17] D**
By the way, as for the other guys,
**[01:19] D**
they ran away crying after I set a
trap and roughed them up a little.
**[01:22] D**
They're a pretty sorry bunch.
**[01:25] D**
Thanks to them, yet again
I couldn't manage to die.
**[01:28] Oda**
*There's a saying among the Port Mafia...*
**[01:31] Oda**
*The biggest misfortune for Dazai's enemies*
**[01:34] Oda**
*is that they are* Dazai's *enemies.*
**[01:36] Oda**
*His list of deeds writ in darkness and blood*
**[01:39] Oda**
* is enough to make even those*
* in the Mafia tremble.*
**[01:42] Oda**
*He was practically born to be one of them.*
**[01:46] D**
Oh, man!
**[01:48] D**
I wonder if there is a simple, reliable
way to commit suicide somewhere.
**[01:51] Oda**
I doubt it.
**[01:53] D**
Odasaku?
**[01:54] D**
Man fears death and yet, at the
same time, man is drawn to death.
**[02:00] D**
Death is endlessly consumed by
men in cities and in literature.
**[02:06] D**
It is a singular event in one's
life that none may reverse.
**[02:10] D**
That is what I desire.
**[02:14] D**
So on that note, barkeep, can
I have a cup of detergent?
**[02:17] Bar**
We don't have any.
**[02:18] D**
Oh, okay.
**[02:20] D**
Then how about a detergent-based cocktail?
**[02:22] Bar**
We don't have any.
**[02:24] Oda**
I guess there's nothing
you can do about that.
**[02:26] Ango**
Odasaku-san, you should've called him out.
**[02:30] Ango**
It's because you never do
that Dazai-kun goes off the rails.
**[02:34] D**
Ango!
**[02:35] Ango**
You should call him out with just about the
force of a hammer hitting the back of his head.
**[02:39] Ango**
I'm driving today, so tomato juice, please.
**[02:42] D**
It's been a while.
**[02:44] D**
Are you on your way back from a job?
**[02:45] Ango**
It was a bad day.
**[02:47] Ango**
It took way too much time
to buy smuggled items.
**[02:50] Ango**
After haggling until eight,
**[02:52] Ango**
all I have to show for my
efforts is this antique watch.
**[02:55] Ango**
This concludes about 74%
of transactions for this quarter.
**[02:58] Oda**
*His name is Sakaguchi Ango.*
**[03:00] Ango**
If I account for the 8%
of existing organizations
**[03:00] Oda**
* He is one of the Port Mafia's*
* intelligence officers.*
**[03:02] Ango**
with which we've never had
any transactions,
**[03:03] Oda**
* Almost all critical and*
* classified information*
**[03:03] Ango**
our profit has exceeded
last year's by 34%.
**[03:06] Oda**
* pass through Ango when*
* communicating with outsiders.*
**[03:09] Ango**
Perhaps it is thanks to our youngest
executive in the organization's history.
**[03:09] Oda**
* His head's full of information about the*
* Port Mafia that's more valuable than gold.*
**[03:12] {\an8}D**
Well, thank you.
**[03:13] {\an8}Ango**
Of course, this summation includes
today's disastrous deal.
**[03:14] Oda**
* There must be as many enemy organizations*
* as there are stars in the sky*
**[03:17] Oda**
*who wish to torture him for information.*
**[03:18] Oda**
*It's a job that requires considerable grit.*
**[03:21] D**
So Ango fuzzed his job, too.
**[03:24] Ango**
"Fuzzed"?
**[03:26] D**
Yeah, we're fuzz buddies.
**[03:28] D**
Come to think of it, it's been a long time
since we first became drinking buddies.
**[03:32] D**
But I've never heard you
complain about work, Odasaku.
**[03:35] Oda**
It'd only bore you to hear my stories
**[03:37] Oda**
as the lowest-ranking member
of the organization.
**[03:40] D**
There you go being secretive again...
**[03:43] D**
What'd you do this time?
**[03:45] Oda**
I punished a kid stealing from a store
**[03:47] Oda**
in a shopping district that
pays us protection money.
**[03:50] Oda**
I mediated a tense face-off between
the lover and the wife of one of our
**[03:53] Oda**
shell company executives.
**[03:55] Oda**
Lastly, I disposed of a dud that was found
behind one of the Mafia offices.
**[03:59] D**
Hey, Odasaku!
**[04:00] D**
Let's change jobs.
**[04:02] D**
I want to dispose of duds, too!
**[04:04] Ango**
You wouldn't be able to handle it.
**[04:06] Oda**
Yeah, you'd get blown up.
**[04:07] D**
Blown up?
**[04:08] D**
Hey, did you hear that, Ango?
**[04:10] D**
He said blown up!
**[04:11] D**
I'd get blown up!
**[04:12] Oda**
* The kind of jobs that come my*
* way as the lowest-ranking member*
**[04:13] D**
How far will I get blown away?!
**[04:14] Ango**
I don't know!
**[04:15] Ango**
If you'd like, I can blow you up!
**[04:16] Oda**
* are all crap jobs no one*
* wants to deal with.*
**[04:19] D**
You'd do that for me?
**[04:19] Oda**
*Basically, I'm the organization's handyman.*
**[04:23] Ango**
By the way,
**[04:24] Ango**
are the two of you here today for a meeting?
**[04:28] Oda**
Dazai just happened to be
here when I walked in.
**[04:31] D**
I just had a feeling I'd run into you two
**[04:33] D**
if I came here tonight.
**[04:36] Ango**
Did you need something from us?
**[04:38] D**
Nothing really.
**[04:40] D**
I just thought
**[04:43] D**
tonight might become the
usual night if I did come.
**[04:47] D**
That's all.
**[04:51] Ango**
What are we toasting?
**[04:53] D**
Anything's fine.
**[04:55] D**
I don't really need a reason.
**[04:59] Oda**
To the stray dogs.
**[05:07] DA**
To the stray dogs.
**[05:11] D**
Hey, Ango, do you have a camera
in your bag by any chance?
**[05:15] Ango**
Yeah, though it's for work.
**[05:18] D**
Let's take a photo to remember.
**[05:21] Ango**
To remember?
**[05:22] Oda**
Remember what?
**[05:24] D**
That the three of us were gathered here today.
**[05:27] Oda**
But the three of us are
always drinking here.
**[05:30] Ango**
As the executive wishes.
**[05:33] D**
Make sure you take a good photo of me.
**[05:35] D**
Taking it from this angle
makes me look more manly.
***SIGN*** Dazai Osamu
***SIGN*** Ability: No Longer Human
***SIGN*** Sakaguchi Ango
**[05:41] Ango**
I don't need *my* photo taken.
***SIGN*** Ability: Discourse on Decadence
***SIGN*** Oda Sakunosuke
***SIGN*** Ability: Flawless
**[05:47] Oda**
Why do you want photos all of a sudden?
**[05:49] D**
I just feel like if we don't do it now,
**[05:51] D**
there'll be nothing left to show
that we hung out like this.
**[05:58] D**
Odasaku, the camera.
**[06:05] Oda**
*And it turned out just like he said.*
**[06:07] Oda**
* That day became the last*
* time that we could record*
**[06:10] Oda**
* the invisible something we shared*
* between us in a photograph.*
**[06:17] Oda**
*Because one of us died soon after.*
**[06:26] Oda**
*The lowest-ranking member would never*
**[06:28] Oda**
* enter the Port Mafia headquarters*
* under normal circumstances.*
**[06:32] Oda**
*No one knows what* he *wants from me,*
**[06:37] Oda**
* but, as far as this organization is*
* concerned, his word is absolute.*
**[06:47] Oda**
I'm Oda.
**[06:48] Oda**
I am here because I received
a summons from the boss.
**[06:59] Oda**
I'm Oda.
**[07:06] Oda**
Boss, it's Oda.
**[07:07] Oda**
I'm coming in.
**[07:09] Ougai**
Come on, Elise-chan.
**[07:10] Ougai**
Please wear the dress.
**[07:12] Ougai**
Just for a little bit!
**[07:13] Ougai**
Just put it on for a quick second!
**[07:15] Elise**
I don't want to!
**[07:16] Elise**
Never!
**[07:17] Ougai**
Come on, Elise-chan.
**[07:19] Ougai**
Please try it on, okay?
**[07:20] Ougai**
I put a lot of thought into picking it out.
**[07:22] Ougai**
Look at these crimson frills!
**[07:25] Ougai**
They're like flower petals!
**[07:27] Ougai**
I'm sure you'll look great in it.
**[07:29] Elise**
I don't dislike pretty clothes.
**[07:31] Elise**
But I hate your desperation, Rintaro!
**[07:33] Oda**
Boss.
**[07:34] Oda**
I came under your orders.
**[07:50] Ougai**
So, Oda-kun.
**[07:52] Oda**
Yes, Boss.
**[07:53] Ougai**
You did not see anything, understand?
**[07:57] Oda**
Yes, I did not see anything.
**[07:59] Oda**
You made time for someone like me,
**[08:02] Oda**
even though you were busy getting a
young girl to change her clothes.
**[08:05] Oda**
Why did you call me here?
**[08:07] Ougai**
Well...
**[08:11] Ougai**
Never mind.
**[08:12] Ougai**
I called you here for one
reason and one reason alone.
**[08:15] Ougai**
I need you to find someone.
**[08:17] Oda**
Find someone?
**[08:19] Oda**
You're asking me, an ordinary member?
**[08:21] Ougai**
I've heard good things about you.
**[08:24] Ougai**
I want to ask you specifically
to carry out this job.
**[08:27] Ougai**
The missing person is Sakaguchi Ango-kun,
an intelligence officer.
**[08:33] Ougai**
Ango-kun went missing last night.
**[08:37] Ougai**
He never got home.
**[08:39] Ougai**
He may have chosen to vanish
of his own free will,
**[08:41] Ougai**
or he may have been abducted.
We do not know which is the case.
**[08:46] Ougai**
As you well know, Ango-kun is a
Port Mafia intelligence officer.
**[08:50] Ougai**
His head is full of secrets
that would be enough
**[08:53] Ougai**
to crush us if he were to sell
them to other organizations.
**[08:58] Ougai**
However...
**[08:59] Ougai**
Even if that were not the case,
**[09:01] Ougai**
Ango-kun is a competent and
important staff member to me.
**[09:04] Ougai**
I want to help him if
something has happened.
**[09:07] Ougai**
This is the Silver Oracle.
**[09:09] Ougai**
Take it.
**[09:11] Ougai**
Show this to anyone in the organization,
**[09:13] Ougai**
and you'll receive some form of assistance.
**[09:16] Ougai**
You can even order executives around.
**[09:19] Ougai**
I've heard that you have personal relations
with an executive named Dazai-kun.
**[09:24] Ougai**
A friendship that surpasses
hierarchical bounds, I see.
**[09:27] Ougai**
His capabilities are astounding.
**[09:30] Ougai**
In four, five years,
**[09:32] Ougai**
I'm sure he'll have killed me
to sit on the throne himself.
**[09:42] Ougai**
Oda-kun...
**[09:43] Oda**
Yes, Boss?
**[09:45] Ougai**
Rumors have it that you've never killed
anyone with that gun of yours.
**[09:50] Ougai**
Why is that?
**[09:52] Oda**
Are you commanding me as the leader
of our organization to respond?
**[09:56] Ougai**
No, it's a personal question.
Just simple curiosity.
**[10:00] Oda**
Then I prefer not to answer.
**[10:06] Ougai**
Very well.
**[10:07] Ougai**
Go.
**[10:09] Ougai**
I await good news.
**[10:14] Hirotsu**
Ensure that the city police
do not hear of this.
**[10:18] Hirotsu**
Call the cleaners, too.
**[10:20] Hirotsu**
They need to transport the bodies.
**[10:22] Hirotsu**
Find out if these three have families.
**[10:25] Hirotsu**
If they do, I'll contact them.
**[10:29] Hirotsu**
Also, an executive will be here shortly.
**[10:32] D**
Good morning, everyone!
**[10:35] D**
Hang on just one second.
**[10:36] D**
I'm about to clear this difficult level.
**[10:39] D**
Oh, crap! He's ahead!
**[10:41] D**
Take this attack!
**[10:42] D**
Damn, he dodged it!
**[10:44] Hirotsu**
Dazai-dono, thank you for taking
the trouble to come out here.
**[10:46] Hirotsu**
Our armory guards were killed.
**[10:49] Dazai**
It's been a while since we last
**[10:50] Dazai**
had anyone reckless enough to
target a Port Mafia armory.
**[10:53] Hirotsu**
Each died on the spot after being hit with
between ten and twenty 9mm rounds.
**[10:57] Hirotsu**
Firearms were taken from the armory.
**[11:00] D**
Then I'll go take a look.
**[11:01] D**
Take care of this, will you?
**[11:04] D**
Hmm.
**[11:04] Hirotsu**
I-I wouldn't know what to do right away!
**[11:07] D**
This many rounds that went
clean through the bodies...
**[11:07] Hirotsu**
Wh-Which buttons do I press?
**[11:09] D**
That means a sub-machine gun
was used at close range.
**[11:12] D**
The assailants were pretty skilled.
**[11:14] D**
I'm getting my hopes up.
**[11:16] D**
Do we have surveillance
footage of the warehouse?
**[11:21] D**
They just look like
vagrants at first glance,
**[11:23] D**
but they must be well-trained soldiers.
**[11:26] D**
They are careful about covering
each others' blind spots.
**[11:29] D**
Still, why take on this appearance?
**[11:34] D**
Hirotsu-san...
**[11:36] Hirotsu**
I have no excuse to offer.
**[11:38] Hirotsu**
If you give me another
chance, I will surely—
**[11:41] D**
Do you recognize this gun?
**[11:44] Hirotsu**
It's an old model.
**[11:46] Hirotsu**
It's older than me.
**[11:48] Hirotsu**
I think it's a Graugeist.
An old European pistol.
**[11:53] D**
I saw this gun last night...
**[12:00] D**
That means they attacked me right
before they hit the armory.
**[12:08] D**
It must've been a distraction.
**[12:12] D**
This is interesting.
**[12:14] D**
They're a far more interesting
bunch than I thought.
**[12:18] D**
Hirotsu-san, they hit one of the
Port Mafia's best storage units.
**[12:24] D**
They used the official passcode to get in.
**[12:27] D**
It's only known to members who
are sub-executives and higher.
**[12:31] Hirotsu**
Could it mean that we have a traitor?
**[12:34] Hirotsu**
Don't we know who's behind these attacks?
**[12:37] D**
My subordinates tortured a hostage
from yesterday to make him talk,
**[12:43] D**
but he seized an opportunity to kill himself
using a suicide pill hidden in his back tooth.
**[12:48] D**
But we did manage to learn one thing.
**[12:51] D**
The organization's name is...
**[12:53] D**
***SIGN*** Episode 13: The Dark Age
**[12:54] D**
Mimic.
**[13:05] Oda**
So Ango lives in a hotel.
**[13:28] Oda**
Sakaguchi Ango...
**[13:31] Oda**
An intelligence officer with the Port Mafia.
**[13:34] Oda**
A mysterious intellectual,
**[13:37] Oda**
no one knew who you really were.
**[13:45] Oda**
I don't understand.
**[13:52] Oda**
A ventilation shaft?
**[14:23] Oda**
A sniper, huh?
**[14:31] Oda**
*Dazai?*
**[14:32] D**
That's rare, getting a call from you.
**[14:35] Oda**
*I was targeted by a sniper.*
**[14:36] Oda**
*In Ango's room.*
**[14:38] Oda**
*I'm going after the sniper now.*
**[14:39] Oda**
* He's firing from a building across*
* the Secondhand Books Avenue.*
**[14:42] D**
So you want me to cut his escape route off?
**[14:45] Oda**
*I have the Silver Oracle on hand.*
**[14:48] Oda**
*If you need me to, I'll...*
**[14:48] D**
Oh, there's no need.
**[14:51] D**
Don't push yourself too hard
until I get there.
**[15:02] Oda**
Don't move.
**[15:04] Oda**
* He was waiting for me*
* instead of trying to run?*
**[15:07] Oda**
*He must be after this safe.*
**[15:14] D**
Odasaku, duck!
**[15:26] D**
You're quite the troublemaker, Odasaku.
**[15:31] Oda**
You could have easily killed these
guys in an instant, if you wanted to.
**[15:38] Oda**
*My ability, Flawless,*
**[15:41] Oda**
* allows me to see five, six*
* seconds into the future.*
**[15:48] Oda**
You killed them?
**[15:49] D**
Not like we would've gotten any
information if we'd taken them hostage.
**[15:53] D**
After all, they love the
taste of their poison pills.
**[15:59] D**
I know.
**[16:01] D**
That's not why you asked.
**[16:04] D**
But they are trained combat professionals.
**[16:07] D**
Even you would've been unable
to avoid killing them.
**[16:11] Oda**
Yeah, I would've ended up
dead if you hadn't come.
**[16:14] D**
Oda Sakunosuke...
**[16:16] D**
A curious Port Mafia member
who refuses to kill anyone,
**[16:20] D**
no matter what the circumstance.
**[16:22] D**
Because of that troublesome creed,
**[16:25] D**
you're being used as an errand
boy by the organization
**[16:29] D**
despite your considerable capabilities.
**[16:31] Oda**
I've heard that complaint a million times.
**[16:35] Oda**
More importantly, about this attack.
**[16:38] Oda**
Who are they?
**[16:40] D**
Look at his waist.
**[16:42] D**
He's slinging an old pistol, see?
**[16:45] D**
It's called a Graugeist.
**[16:47] D**
Given that it's an old European pistol,
**[16:49] D**
it has low firing rate and accuracy.
**[16:52] D**
So it'd only serve to fire warning
shots in a narrow alley like this.
**[16:56] D**
That pistol probably serves
as their emblem of some sort,
**[17:02] D**
to indicate who they are.
**[17:05] Oda**
And who are they?
**[17:07] D**
Mimic.
**[17:08] Oda**
Mimic?
**[17:10] D**
I'm still investigating the specifics.
**[17:12] D**
But maybe we'll find something
out from the fact
**[17:16] D**
that they had a sniper watching Ango's room.
**[17:18] Oda**
They wanted to retrieve this safe.
**[17:21] D**
A safe?
**[17:22] Oda**
It was in Ango's room.
**[17:24] Oda**
But there was no key, and I can't open it.
**[17:26] D**
Oh, that?
**[17:31] D**
Let's see.
**[17:33] D**
Let me try.
**[17:38] D**
Opened it.
**[17:39] Oda**
*He's sure clever with his hands...*
**[17:44] Oda**
Hey.
**[17:46] Oda**
Why?
**[17:47] Oda**
You said this gun was their emblem, right?
**[17:50] Oda**
A sign of who they are...
**[17:53] Oda**
If Ango has one, it means...
**[17:56] D**
This alone is inconclusive.
**[17:58] D**
Ango may have taken this gun from them,
**[18:02] D**
or they may have planted
this to implicate him.
**[18:09] Oda**
You're right.
**[18:11] D**
But, Odasaku.
**[18:13] D**
I'll tell you one thing I've noticed.
**[18:16] D**
Yesterday, when we were drinking at the bar,
**[18:18] D**
Ango said he was on his way
back from a deal, remember?
**[18:21] D**
That's probably a lie.
**[18:23] Oda**
What?
**[18:25] D**
You saw his bag, right?
**[18:27] D**
From top to bottom, it had
cigarettes, a folding umbrella,
**[18:29] D**
a camera, and his prize, the antique watch.
**[18:33] D**
The umbrella had been used,
and it was wrapped in cloth.
**[18:37] D**
And his work trip was to Tokyo,
where it had rained.
**[18:41] Oda**
So his umbrella was wet because
it was raining where he went.
**[18:43] Oda**
What's odd about that?
**[18:45] D**
Ango supposedly went there in his car.
**[18:49] D**
When did he use the umbrella, then?
**[18:52] D**
It wasn't before the deal,
**[18:54] D**
because the umbrella was
on top of the clock.
**[18:57] D**
And it wasn't after the deal, either.
**[18:59] Oda**
What makes you say that?
**[19:00] D**
The umbrella was wet enough that it wasn't
used for a mere two or three minutes.
**[19:05] D**
It must've been used in the rain
for a good thirty minutes or so.
**[19:08] D**
But despite supposedly being
in the rain for so long,
**[19:11] D**
his shoes and pants were dry.
**[19:14] D**
If his deal was at eight and
we met at the bar at ten,
**[19:18] D**
two hours weren't enough for
his shoes and pants to dry.
**[19:22] Oda**
Maybe he changed clothes.
**[19:24] D**
He drove me home in his car,
**[19:26] D**
but I didn't see any change
of clothes or shoes.
**[19:30] D**
I think Ango didn't go to a deal.
**[19:34] D**
He met someone in the rain,
**[19:35] D**
spoke to them for about thirty minutes,
**[19:38] D**
and then killed some time
before coming back.
**[19:41] D**
Intelligence officers like
Ango sometimes choose
**[19:43] D**
a rainy road for their secret meetings.
**[19:47] D**
It's more secure than an indoor
space for classified talk.
**[19:50] Oda**
Ango is the Port Mafia's
classified intelligence officer.
**[19:54] Oda**
Of course he'd have one or two meetings
he couldn't tell anyone about!
**[19:57] D**
Then he could've just said
that he couldn't tell us.
**[19:59] D**
If he had, both you and I wouldn't
have asked any further.
**[20:06] D**
Don't you agree?
**[20:08] Oda**
*He's right...*
**[20:10] D**
And yet, he even made up an alibi.
**[20:13] D**
What was the reason that he had to go
to such lengths to hide that meeting?
**[20:23] D**
Well, you have commendable spirit.
**[20:27] D**
To tell you the truth,
I hold you all in awe.
**[20:31] D**
No other organization has managed
to face the Port Mafia head-on.
**[20:35] Oda**
Dazai!
**[20:36] Oda**
Don't!
**[20:40] D**
I hope you can see the joy in my eyes.
**[20:46] D**
With just a slight press of your finger,
**[20:49] D**
you can give me what I desire most.
**[20:52] D**
My only fear is that
you'll miss your target.
**[20:56] D**
But you won't.
**[20:58] D**
You're a sniper, aren't you?
**[21:00] Oda**
Dazai!
**[21:01] D**
Either way, you'll be killed.
**[21:04] D**
At least try to kill one of the
enemy executives before you go.
**[21:07] Oda**
Stop it, Dazai.
**[21:08] D**
Please, take me with you.
**[21:13] D**
Wake me from this oxidizing
world of a dream...
**[21:16] Oda**
Dazai!
**[21:29] D**
Sorry to shock you.
**[21:33] D**
It was great acting, wasn't it?
**[21:35] Oda**
Acting?
**[21:36] D**
I knew he'd miss.
**[21:39] D**
His left cheek had the imprint
from the sniper's rifle.
**[21:42] D**
In other words, he is left-handed.
**[21:45] D**
He was using his non-dominant right hand,
**[21:47] D**
and he was so unsteady that
he could barely stand.
**[21:51] D**
And with that old pistol?
**[21:53] D**
He wouldn't have succeeded unless he had the
gun pressed up right against my forehead.
**[21:57] D**
I knew you'd do something if I bought enough
time with talk to tire his arm out.
**[22:03] Oda**
Just stop, Dazai.
**[22:04] Oda**
That's enough.
**[22:08] D**
Odasaku...
**[22:14] D**
Please find Ango.
**[22:18] Oda**
Yeah, I know.
***SIGN*** Next Time: Episode 14: Nowhere to Return
# 14 - Nowhere to Return
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***SIGN*** Sakaguchi Ango
**[00:01] Guy**
*Sakaguchi Ango.*
***SIGN*** A Mysterious Intellectual...
**[00:08] Guy**
*A mysterious intellectual...*
**[00:14] Guy**
*And...*
***SIGN*** No One Knew Who You Really Were
**[00:16] Guy**
*No one knew who you really were.*
***SIGN*** Western-style Food and Curry Freedom
**[00:22] [SONG] Sign**
Freedom
**[00:30] Shop**
How's the curry taste?
**[00:33] Guy**
The same as usual.
**[00:35] Gy**
How are the kids doing?
**[00:38] Shop**
The same as usual.
**[00:40] Shop**
They're all upstairs,
so why don't you go say hi?
**[01:05] Guy**
It's me. I'm coming in.
**[01:09] Guy**
How are you guys doing?
**[01:15] Guy**
You're not causing the old man
any trouble, are you?
**[01:20] Kosu**
I've got you now!
**[01:22] Kid**
Hup!
**[01:29] Kosu**
How's that, Odasaku? You give up?
**[01:33] Oda**
Apparently I'm going to have to show you
just how scary the real mafia is...
**[03:08] Oda**
You give up?
**[03:09] Kosu**
Nope!
**[03:11] Oda**
Then...
**[03:12] Oda**
Let's have some Port Mafia-style torture.
**[03:18] Kosu**
Stop! I'll die! I'll die!
**[03:21] Kosu**
No! Stop! Seriously, stop! Stop!
**[03:30] Kosu**
I'll definitely get you next time.
**[03:33] Oda**
I'll look forward to it.
**[03:35] Daza**
Hot! This is too hot.
**[03:38] Daza**
Did you add lava as the secret
ingredient or something?
**[03:41] Guy**
Odasaku-chan eats that all the time.
**[03:44] Guy**
How were the kids?
**[03:46] Oda**
The same as usual.
**[03:48] Daza**
Are those all the kids
that lost their parents in
**[03:50] Daza**
the Ryuuzu Dispute two years ago?
**[03:52] Daza**
You're Oda Sakunosuke.
**[03:54] Daza**
A member of the mafia who never kills,
**[03:56] Daza**
you have no interest in moving up,
**[03:57] Daza**
and you take care of orphans.
**[03:59] Daza**
You sure are strange.
**[04:01] Daza**
You're the strangest person
in the Port Mafia.
**[04:04] Oda**
Not as strange as you.
**[04:07] Oda**
Here are the living expenses for
those kids for the time being.
**[04:10] Shop**
Are you sure? I don't mind pitching in...
**[04:14] Oda**
I'm already grateful that you're
giving them a place to stay.
**[04:18] Oda**
And as long as I get to eat the
curry here whenever I want,
**[04:20] Daza**
Hot... So hot...
**[04:20] Oda**
I don't need anything else.
**[04:22] Oda**
And you came here today
concerning that thing, right?
**[04:24] Daza**
Yes...
**[04:28] Daza**
I've come to the conclusion
**[04:30] Daza**
that they are an organization
of gifted members from overseas.
**[04:34] Daza**
They were being chased by a
gifted agency from England
**[04:36] Daza**
called the Order of the Clock Tower,
**[04:38] Daza**
and came scurrying from Europe to Japan...
**[04:42] Oda**
And what did those guys come
all the way to Japan for?
**[04:46] Daza**
They escaped to a foreign land...
**[04:48] Daza**
So maybe something was already here...
**[04:51] Oda**
That's possible... But there's one
thing that bugs me about that.
**[04:56] Daza**
You want to say that the soldiers
were far too skilled, right?
**[04:59] Oda**
Yeah.
**[05:00] Daza**
They're former soldiers...
**[05:02] Daza**
According to my information,
**[05:04] Daza**
the head of that organization
**[05:05] Daza**
uses a powerful gift
to command veteran soldiers.
**[05:10] Oda**
Powerful gift?
**[05:12] Oda**
Does the boss know about this?
**[05:15] Daza**
I reported it to him.
**[05:17] Daza**
Then he ordered me to come up with an
anti-Mimic strategy and command the front.
**[05:23] Daza**
I already set up various traps.
**[05:28] Oda**
I'm going to ask you something
rather rudimentary,
**[05:30] Oda**
but if it's an international criminal
organization with gifted members,
**[05:32] Oda**
wouldn't this be a matter for the government agency?
**[05:35] Da**
Are you referring to the Ministry of Home Affairs'
Supernatural Special Operations Division?
**[05:40] Daza**
They won't show up unless the
situation is rather extreme.
**[05:43] Daza**
Because to the outside world,
they technically don't even exist.
**[05:46] Oda**
And what about Ango?
**[05:48] Daza**
It's basically been confirmed that Ango
**[05:50] Daza**
was the one who leaked the
passcode on the storage unit.
**[05:56] Oda**
Did Ango betray the organization?
**[05:59] Daza**
Everything makes perfect
sense if we believe that.
**[06:10] Daza**
It's me.
**[06:13] Daza**
Understood.
**[06:18] Daza**
A mouse fell into one of my traps.
***SIGN*** Episode 14: Nowhere to Return
**[06:35] Ponc**
Just like our information said.
**[06:38] [SONG] Sign**
Unlocked
**[06:42] Ponc**
What?
**[06:49] Ponc**
Sleeping gas... So this was a trap.
**[07:01] Oda**
* This is an accounting facility that the*
* Port Mafia uses for money laundering.*
**[07:06] Oda**
* Three years ago, Sakaguchi Ango*
* was scouted by the Port Mafia,*
**[07:10] Oda**
*and worked here for a while.*
**[07:13] Oda**
*There are records of Ango here.*
**[07:17] Guy**
Well, I'm going to get to work.
**[07:21] Oda**
Please don't mind me.
**[07:23] Oda**
This is a great place to work.
**[07:25] Oda**
Maybe I'll ask to be transferred here.
**[07:28] Guy**
Every youngster that's ever said that
**[07:30] Guy**
usually goes running out of
here in less than three days.
**[07:34] Guy**
Because it's too boring.
**[07:37] Guy**
Please, take your time.
**[07:44] Oda**
*I found some information that bothered me.*
**[07:48] Oda**
* Two years ago, Ango went to*
* Europe on a business trip.*
**[07:52] Oda**
* The purpose was to negotiate a deal*
* with a local stolen car broker.*
**[07:58] Oda**
*That must be when*
**[07:59] Oda**
* he agreed to become a*
* double agent for them.*
**[08:05] Oda**
* This was the place where*
* Dazai and I first met Ango.*
**[08:13] (Flashback) Ango**
Would you mind not coming any closer?
**[08:16] (Flashback) Ango**
You smell.
**[08:17] Oda**
*Two years ago, during the Ryuuzu Dispute,*
**[08:20] Oda**
*Dazai and I got orders from above*
**[08:23] Oda**
* and were put in charge of taking*
* care of the corpses*
**[08:25] Oda**
* of organization members*
* who had died in the dispute.*
**[08:25] (Flashback) Daza**
Do I smell...?
**[08:28] Oda**
* Mostly, it was to bring*
* back their belongings.*
**[08:31] Oda**
* If the police were to get*
* their hands on them,*
**[08:34] Oda**
* they could be used as evidence for*
* the organized crime prevention law*
**[08:36] Oda**
*and it would be rather troublesome.*
**[08:39] (Flashback) Daza**
You must be new.
**[08:41] (Flashback) Daza**
State your name.
**[08:43] (Flashback) Ango**
It's Sakaguchi Ango.
**[08:45] (Flashback) Daza**
Ango-kun...
**[08:46] (Flashback) Daza**
You are truly amusing.
**[08:49] (Flashback) Ango**
You reek!
**[08:50] (Flashback) Daza**
I'm pretty sure the boss isn't going
to like you doing things like this.
**[08:54] (Flashback) Ango**
Are you trying to say that
you know what I'm doing?
**[08:57] (Flashback) Daza**
You're making a life record
of those who died.
**[09:00] (Flashback) Daza**
Am I wrong?
**[09:02] (Flashback) Oda**
A life record of those who died?
**[09:04] (Flashback) Daza**
These three died in the incident
**[09:06] (Flashback) Daza**
that happened last night where
executives were attacked.
**[09:09] (Flashback) Daza**
Umeki Kurehito, Saegusa Shoukichi,
Ishige Miroku.
**[09:14] (Flashback) Daza**
Umeki was a former MP.
**[09:15] (Flashback) Daza**
He was dishonorably discharged
for killing a coworker.
**[09:18] (Flashback) Daza**
Both of his parents had died.
**[09:20] (Flashback) Daza**
You're recording the dead's history
and family information, as well.
**[09:24] (Flashback) Ango**
The death of a person is
not just some number.
**[09:26] (Flashback) Ango**
Every one of their lives
must have some meaning.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Ango**
What's written here is something
you could never feel
**[09:33] (Flashback) Ango**
from just the words, "three dead."
**[09:36] (Flashback) Ango**
It's their breath.
**[09:38] (Flashback) Daza**
What did the boss say about this?
**[09:40] (Flashback) Ango**
I forced all 84 people who have died
so far in the dispute upon him.
**[09:45] (Flashback) Ango**
At first, he hated it,
**[09:47] (Flashback) Ango**
but now he says it's valuable information
**[09:49] (Flashback) Ango**
to get to know everything
about the organization
**[09:50] (Flashback) Ango**
and was rather pleased.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Daz**
See? Isn't he amusing?
**[09:54] (Flashback) Daza**
What kind of circumstances cause one to
think up such a unique job as this?
**[09:58] (Flashback) Oda**
There's one way to find out...
**[10:00] (Flashback) Oda**
We just need to take him to
our usual place after this.
**[10:03] (Flashback) Daz**
That's a brilliant idea.
**[10:06] (Flashback) Ango**
I'm not going!
**[10:07] (Flashback) Ango**
I have other work I need to do!
**[10:07] (Flashback) Dz**
Odasaku! There's one way to free him up!
**[10:11] (Flashback) Daza**
If we hug him as hard as we can,
**[10:13] (Flashback) Daza**
he won't be able to work anymore
from the smell and the filth!
**[10:16] (Flashback) Oda**
Okay.
**[10:18] (Flashback) Ango**
Hold it!
**[10:19] (Flashback) Ago**
This is my best suit! Stop this!
**[10:22] (Flashback) Ago**
I'm going to get angry!
I'm seriously going to get angry!
**[10:53] Daza**
I'd like an explanation...
**[10:55] Guy**
We captured Mimic's vanguard
that attacked the casino
**[10:58] Guy**
with the knockout gas as planned.
**[11:01] Guy**
One of them committed suicide,
but we brought the other three here.
**[11:06] Guy**
We were planning to have them
talk about the others.
**[11:09] Guy**
We even removed the poison
hidden in their teeth.
**[11:12] Daza**
I know that.
**[11:14] Daza**
Because this was all part of my plan.
**[11:17] Daza**
What I want to know is what
happened after that...
**[11:19] Guy**
O-One of the soldiers woke up
earlier than expected.
**[11:23] Guy**
Before we could get handcuffs on him,
**[11:25] Guy**
he stole one of our guns
**[11:27] Guy**
and most likely shot his comrades
so they couldn't talk.
**[11:30] Guy**
He also came after us...
**[11:33] Aku**
So I decided to take care of it.
**[11:47] Aku**
Is there a problem?
**[11:49] Daza**
I see...
**[11:52] Daza**
No, it's nothing.
**[11:54] Daza**
You defeated the fearsome, unyielding enemy,
**[11:57] Daza**
and protected our comrades, Akutagawa-kun.
**[12:01] Daza**
That's absolutely splendid.
**[12:03] Daza**
If it weren't for your powers,
**[12:05] Daza**
they wouldn't have been able to defeat
**[12:07] Daza**
such a powerful enemy on
their own in a single blow.
**[12:11] Daza**
Nothing less from my subordinate.
**[12:14] Daza**
Thanks to you, all of the
enemies we captured are dead.
**[12:18] Daza**
The soldiers that I worked so hard to
lay a trap for just to keep alive...
**[12:22] Daza**
Now our clues are gone.
**[12:25] Daza**
If even one of them were alive, we could
have found out their headquarters, motive,
**[12:29] Daza**
their commander's lineage, name,
**[12:31] Daza**
and the powers they use
to command the organization...
**[12:34] Daza**
We could have gotten all of
that important information.
**[12:37] Aku**
Information?
**[12:39] Aku**
As if I would—
**[12:47] Daza**
To you, it must have seemed like I was
waiting to hear some excuse.
**[12:51] Daza**
I'm sorry for giving you the wrong idea.
**[12:55] Daza**
Hand me your gun.
**[12:58] Daza**
Someone I know happens to be
taking care of some orphans...
**[13:03] Daza**
If Odasaku happened to pick
you up from the slums,
**[13:06] Daza**
I'm sure that he wouldn't
have abandoned you.
**[13:09] Daza**
He would have patiently
and firmly guided you.
**[13:11] Daza**
That's what righteousness is...
**[13:14] Daza**
However, I'm a man hated by righteousness.
**[13:18] Daza**
Men like me...
**[13:21] Daza**
Do this to their useless subordinates.
**[13:32] Daza**
Oh?
**[13:35] Daza**
See? You can do it.
**[13:40] Daza**
How many times have I told you?
**[13:43] Daza**
Cutting open unfortunate hostages
isn't the only thing you're good for.
**[13:47] Daza**
You should be able to use your
powers for defense, too.
**[13:50] Aku**
I've never been able to successfully
do that before this.
**[13:54] Daza**
But you just did.
**[13:56] Daza**
Isn't that great?
**[13:59] Daza**
The next time you mess up...
**[14:02] Daza**
I'll punch you twice,
and shoot you five times.
**[14:05] Daza**
Got it?
**[14:08] Daza**
Now, then...
**[14:10] Daza**
Let's check their corpses.
Something might turn up.
**[14:13] Guy**
Um... What should we check on the corpses?
**[14:16] Daza**
Everything.
**[14:18] Daza**
We're going to find any trace
of their hideout that we can.
**[14:20] Daza**
The soles of their shoes, their pocket lint,
**[14:23] Daza**
anything sticking to their clothes...
**[14:24] Daza**
All of those are clues.
**[14:26] Daza**
For crying out loud...
**[14:27] Daza**
Apparently all of my subordinates
must think that beating our enemy
**[14:30] Daza**
to death is the only thing the mafia does.
**[14:32] Daza**
At this rate, Odasaku might figure
this all out on his own.
**[14:36] Guy**
I know that man, as well.
**[14:39] Guy**
Though he is part of the mafia,
he lacks the guts to kill a person.
**[14:43] Guy**
I can't see him associating
with you at all, Dazai-san.
**[14:47] Daza**
You've made two mistakes.
**[14:50] Daza**
Guts have nothing to do with being able
to associate with someone or not.
**[14:54] Daza**
The other is a warning.
**[14:57] Daza**
You'd be better off not angering Odasaku...
**[15:00] Daza**
Ever.
**[15:02] Daza**
If he were to truly become angry
from the bottom of his heart,
**[15:04] Daza**
everyone in this room
**[15:06] Daza**
would be dead before any of
us could draw our guns.
**[15:09] Daza**
When Odasaku isn't holding back,
**[15:11] Daza**
he's more terrifying than
any Port Mafia member.
**[15:13] Daza**
Akutagawa-kun, you could never defeat
Odasaku in a hundred years.
**[15:18] Aku**
No... That's impossible...
**[15:20] Aku**
Dazai-san, who do you think—
**[15:22] Daza**
All right, back to work.
**[15:24] Daza**
I know the enemy's trouble, but we need
to hurry up and take care of this.
**[15:28] Daza**
Or the Supernatural Special Operations Division
will show up and cause even more trouble.
**[15:45] Oda**
This is Oda.
**[15:46] Daza**
*Hey, Odasaku. I found a clue.*
**[15:50] Daza**
* Would you head over to the*
* place I'm about to tell you?*
**[15:52] Oda**
You discovered the enemy's hideout?
**[15:55] Daza**
*Yup.*
**[15:56] Oda**
Did their soldiers tell you?
**[15:58] Daza**
*Nope...*
**[15:59] Daza**
* But we were able to get*
* results from a dried leaf*
**[16:01] Daza**
* that was stuck to the bottom*
* of one of their shoes...*
**[16:04] Daza**
*It was indeed a leaf.*
**[16:11] Oda**
* The one who betrayed the*
* organization, Sakaguchi Ango...*
**[16:14] Oda**
*His information must be here.*
**[16:20] Oda**
* Dazai's subordinates should*
* be getting here soon.*
**[16:24] Oda**
* I wanted to check out the*
* facility before that.*
**[16:30] Oda**
*Because I had a hunch...*
**[16:36] Ango**
Odasaku-san?
**[16:37] Ango**
You mustn't come here!
**[16:39] Ango**
Why did you come here?
**[16:41] Ango**
This was the facility the enemy
was using as their hideout!
**[16:43] Oda**
I thought you might have needed some help.
**[16:46] Ango**
I didn't need any help!
**[16:48] Oda**
Really?
**[16:50] Oda**
Let me deduce one of the reasons
that you're troubled right now.
**[16:54] Oda**
Mimic found out that you were a spy.
**[16:57] Ango**
That's...
**[16:58] Oda**
Everyone in the Port Mafia believes
you're a spy for Mimic.
**[17:03] Oda**
But it's the opposite.
**[17:05] Oda**
Sakaguchi Ango is a Port Mafia
spy that infiltrated Mimic.
**[17:10] Oda**
The reason those guys were looking
into your room with a sniper's scope
**[17:14] Oda**
was so that the Graugeist, hidden
in your room, wouldn't be stolen.
**[17:18] Oda**
But why didn't they hurry up and
snipe the boss of the Port Mafia?
**[17:23] Oda**
That's because you lied, and said you
didn't know where the boss was.
**[17:29] Oda**
The reason you did that, as well as
everything you said or didn't say,
**[17:34] Oda**
were all determined by the boss.
**[17:37] Ango**
Odasaku-san, please run...
**[17:40] Ango**
I, of all people, messed up...
**[17:43] Ango**
There are time bombs hidden
throughout this building...
**[17:47] Ango**
They were planning to burn me to death
for being the traitor that I am!
**[17:51] Oda**
See?
**[17:52] Oda**
You were asking for help.
**[17:59] Oda**
Let's go, Ango!
**[18:01] Oda**
How much longer until the bombs go off?
**[18:03] Ango**
I believe you'd be able to tell
with your powers.
**[18:05] Oda**
Like my gift is that convenient...
**[18:09] Oda**
But...
**[18:10] Oda**
It looks like we still
have a few seconds left!
**[18:23] Ango**
Odasaku-san?!
**[18:31] Oda**
We're going to jump!
**[18:32] Ango**
Pardon?!
**[18:44] Oda**
Are you all right?
**[18:46] Ango**
I'm not cut out for all this adventure.
**[18:50] Ango**
But... You saved my life.
**[18:53] Da**
How much does our boss know?
**[18:56] Ango**
Nearly everything.
**[18:58] Ango**
The only one who knew about me
infiltrating Mimic was the boss.
**[19:02] Oda**
So the reason the boss had me
look for you was for insurance.
**[19:06] Oda**
Because he knew that I would look for you,
even if I didn't know the truth.
**[19:11] Ango**
I have to report to him immediately.
**[19:13] Ango**
The head of Mimic is an
extremely dangerous man.
**[19:15] Ango**
He plans to crush the Port Mafia.
**[19:18] Oda**
What's the head's name?
**[19:20] Ango**
His name is Gide.
**[19:23] Ango**
He has a very powerful gift.
**[19:25] Ango**
We mustn't fight him.
**[19:27] Ango**
Odasaku-san, especially you.
**[19:31] Ango**
The gun that was in that lockbox,
the Graugeist, is a sign.
**[19:36] Ango**
There is a special carving
in the cocking piece,
**[19:38] Ango**
and that proves that you
are a member of Mimic.
**[19:42] Oda**
What the hell is Mimic, anyway?
**[19:44] Ango**
They are the remnants of
those defeated in the war,
**[19:47] Ango**
that can only survive on the battlefield.
**[19:50] Ango**
They are all still haunted by the war...
**[19:55] Ango**
What's that...?
**[20:07] Oda**
A ball?
**[20:23] Oda**
Crap...
**[20:28] Oda**
It's poison...
**[20:30] Oda**
*My ability, Flawless,*
**[20:33] Oda**
* allows me to see a few*
* seconds into the future.*
**[20:36] Oda**
* But in the cases where I've realized*
* the danger in the future*
**[20:40] Oda**
*after already falling for the trap,*
**[20:42] Oda**
*I can't avoid it...*
**[20:44] Oda**
* The person who set up this*
* trap knew about my powers...*
**[20:52] Oda**
Ango... Run...
**[20:54] Ango**
Odasaku-san...
**[20:57] Ango**
Everything that I just told
you about Mimic is the truth.
**[21:02] Ango**
It is not a lie.
**[21:06] Ango**
Thank you for saving me.
**[21:09] Ango**
Take care.
**[21:14] Ango**
If it were possible,
**[21:16] Ango**
I would have loved to go drinking
with you and Dazai-kun again
**[21:20] Ango**
at the usual place.
**[21:34] (Flashback) Ango**
There are those who actually think
**[21:36] (Flashback) Ango**
that powers can
be a tool to seduce women.
**[21:41] (Flashback) Daza**
But we couldn't use our abilities to
seduce women, even if we wanted to.
**[21:46] (Flashback) Daza**
Even if we tried, they'd think
we're creepy and we'd fuzz up.
**[21:50] (Flashback) Ango**
"Fuzz up"?
**[21:51] (Flashback) Daza**
Yup. Fuzz up.
**[22:01] Oda**
Sorry, Dazai...
**[22:05] Oda**
Looks like I fuzzed up...
***SIGN*** Next Time: Episode 15:
Some Day in a Room with a Seaside View
# 15 - A Room Where We Can Someday See The Ocean
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***SIGN*** It was raining...
**[00:03] Oda**
It was raining...
**[00:08] (Flashback) Beard**
You're always reading that book, boy.
**[00:13] (Flashback) Beard**
Is it that interesting?
**[00:15] (Flashback) BoyO**
It's good.
**[00:16] (Flashback) BoyO**
I've read it many times now.
**[00:19] (Flashback) Beard**
There are so many more
stories out in the world
**[00:22] (Flashback) Beard**
that are far more interesting
than what's in that book.
**[00:24] (Flashback) Beard**
Where's Part Three?
***SIGN*** Part 2 of 3
**[00:28] (Flashback) BoyO**
I don't have Part Three.
**[00:30] (Flashback) BoyO**
I've looked and looked,
but I've never found it.
**[00:32] (Flashback) Beard**
Now it all makes sense.
**[00:35] (Flashback) Beard**
That story's Part Three is
the worst of the worst.
**[00:39] (Flashback) Beard**
You should consider yourself satisfied
with just the first two parts.
**[00:43] (Flashback) Beard**
I'm saying this for your own good.
**[00:45] (Flashback) BoyO**
I'm afraid I can't do that.
**[00:47] (Flashback) Beard**
Then you write it.
**[00:51] (Flashback) BoyO**
Me, write?
**[00:52] (Flashback) Beard**
That's the only way you can
keep that story perfect.
***SIGN*** Part 2 of 3
**[00:58] (Flashback) Beard**
To write a story is
to write about a person,
**[01:02] (Flashback) Beard**
and how that person should live and die.
**[01:06] (Flashback) Beard**
From what I've seen,
you have the qualifications.
**[01:10] (Flashback) BoyO**
Who are you?
**[01:13] (Flashback) Beard**
Me?
**[01:16] (Flashback) Beard**
My name is...
**[01:26] D**
Are you awake, Odasaku?
**[01:30] D**
How do you feel?
**[01:32] O**
I feel like I'm experiencing
all the hangovers I'll have
**[01:34] O**
in the next fifty years
all at the same time.
**[01:38] O**
I saw Ango at the place you told me about.
**[01:42] D**
So Ango was there, like I suspected.
**[01:46] O**
Yeah.
**[01:48] O**
He vanished into the dark
with soldiers in black.
**[01:53] D**
Sounds like black special ops.
**[01:58] D**
It seems recent events can be
divided into two categories.
**[02:03] O**
Are they a separate organization from Mimic?
**[02:06] D**
They're different.
**[02:07] D**
But we can pretty much ignore the
black special ops guys for now.
**[02:11] D**
Mimic is the more dangerous enemy.
**[02:14] D**
Akutagawa-kun and other
combat squad members
**[02:18] D**
are dealing with conflicts in the city,
**[02:22] D**
but we don't even know what the
enemy leader's ability is.
**[02:26] D**
We're at a disadvantage.
**[02:27] O**
That Akutagawa is one of your
subordinates, isn't he?
**[02:32] O**
I heard his ability has high
offensive capabilities.
**[02:36] D**
He's a naked sword without a scabbard.
**[02:38] D**
I'm sure he'll become the strongest
gifted mafia member in the near future but,
**[02:42] D**
right now, he needs someone to
teach him how to sheathe his blade.
**[02:47] D**
Sorry, that was a tangent.
**[02:49] D**
This morning, the council of five
top executives convened.
**[02:52] D**
They made a decision to attack Mimic
**[02:54] D**
with everything
the Port Mafia can muster.
**[02:57] D**
Just now,
**[02:59] D**
my subordinates, including Akutagawa-kun,
were hit by a surprise attack.
**[03:02] D**
They're still fighting at the art museum.
**[03:05] D**
Odasaku?
**[03:06] D**
You're not serious about going, are you?
**[03:08] O**
We're hitting them with
everything we've got, right?
**[03:11] D**
I didn't think you'd be interested in conflict, since you don't kill people.
**[03:16] O**
I'm not.
**[03:18] D**
Then why?
**[03:20] O**
I've acquired a lot of debts in my life.
**[03:24] O**
If your subordinates are in a tough spot,
**[03:26] O**
they need help.
**[03:31] D**
You should forget about your debts.
***SIGN*** Episode 15: Some Day in a Room with a Seaside View
**[03:35] D**
No one remembers what you owe to them.
**[03:59] Aku**
Guns are the weapons of fools.
**[04:08] Aku**
All too weak.
**[04:10] Gide**
So you're the one they speak of...
The gifted one in black.
**[04:15] Aku**
Who are you?
**[04:20] G**
My name is Gide.
**[04:22] G**
I am the leader of Mimic.
**[04:24] Aku**
He will never acknowledge me,
no matter how many underlings I defeat.
**[04:30] Aku**
I'd like to challenge you.
**[04:32] G**
I'd like to ask a question.
**[04:34] G**
Is your ability sufficient to release
our souls from original sin?
**[04:40] Aku**
Want to find out?!
**[04:44] Aku**
You're not getting away!
**[04:49] G**
It seems you are not the one.
**[04:56] Aku**
Impossible!
**[04:57] Aku**
Is this an ability?!
**[04:59] Aku**
Bastard!
**[05:01] Aku**
Can you read my moves?!
**[05:21] G**
In a few more years,
**[05:23] G**
you may have grown powerful
enough to grant our wish,
**[05:28] G**
but we cannot wait.
**[05:30] Aku**
Kill me.
**[05:31] Aku**
Defeat means death.
**[05:34] Aku**
I regret that I could not
be the enemy you wanted.
**[05:39] G**
Farewell.
**[05:52] O**
Did you get shot in the leg?
**[05:54] Aku**
Hey!
**[05:55] Aku**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[05:58] Aku**
Let me down!
**[05:59] Aku**
Let me go!
**[06:01] O**
I'm Oda Sakunosuke.
**[06:03] O**
I heard about you from
Dazai and came to help.
**[06:17] Aku**
I've heard of you from Dazai-san.
**[06:21] Aku**
You're one of the lower-ranking members.
**[06:23] O**
That's right.
**[06:25] Aku**
And I heard you're a friend to him.
**[06:28] Aku**
Is that true?
**[06:30] O**
I have a policy of not using
that word lightly.
**[06:35] Aku**
Dazai-san said
**[06:38] Aku**
I wouldn't stand a chance against you,
not in a hundred years.
**[06:41] O**
Now's not the time to be having a falling out.
**[06:44] Aku**
Why...
**[06:46] Aku**
Why doesn't Dazai-san...
**[06:51] Aku**
Are you the same?!
**[06:54] O**
Sorry.
**[06:55] O**
I have to bring you back,
**[06:58] O**
especially for a friend who
has high hopes for you.
**[07:05] G**
I did have a premonition.
**[07:07] Oda**
What are you talking about?
**[07:08] G**
I had a premonition that I'd be able to
meet the person I seek in this country.
**[07:13] G**
I am Gide.
**[07:15] G**
I came here in search of the one who can
release the souls of ghosts like us.
**[07:19] O**
I can get you a discount with an
undertaker I know if you want.
**[07:24] G**
There is no need.
**[07:26] G**
I just found the one we were looking for.
**[07:40] O**
What?
**[07:43] G**
What's the matter?
**[07:44] G**
I haven't even fired a single round.
**[07:47] O**
What did you do?!
**[07:49] G**
I just saw a future where you
would dodge to the right.
**[07:53] G**
Therefore, I adjusted my aim.
**[07:56] G**
But you saw that future,
so you adjusted as well.
**[08:00] G**
Which I also saw.
**[08:03] G**
The ability to see a few seconds into the
future if you are to be in any danger...
**[08:07] G**
I can do what you can do.
**[08:11] G**
The predictive ability
we have is omnipotent.
**[08:15] G**
You are the only one who can
kill me and end this war.
**[08:20] G**
If you are one of the Port Mafia,
**[08:22] G**
killing me, the enemy leader,
must be your greatest desire.
**[08:26] O**
No thanks.
**[08:28] O**
I'm only here to help one of my own.
**[08:31] G**
What?
**[08:32] G**
You're not one of the mafia?
**[08:35] O**
There are different types in the mafia.
**[08:37] G**
Guns are tools for murder!
**[08:39] G**
And this is a war zone!
**[08:42] O**
I'm not interested in fighting.
**[08:45] O**
What I'm interested in is living.
**[08:49] G**
There is nothing more important
in life than death!
**[09:09] G**
Good, that's how it should be...
**[09:12] G**
What?!
**[09:16] G**
Are you refusing to fight me, then?
**[09:20] O**
There is a reason I don't kill.
**[09:22] O**
Look elsewhere.
**[09:24] G**
Why?!
**[09:26] G**
My subordinates and I have been
wandering the whole world like ghosts,
**[09:31] G**
looking for a place worthy of our deaths.
**[09:34] G**
You are our only wish.
**[09:37] G**
Fight me!
**[09:39] G**
If you refuse—
**[09:40] O**
The reason I can't do as you wish
**[09:42] O**
is because I have a dream.
**[09:45] O**
Some day when I can quit the
Port Mafia and become a free man,
**[09:50] O**
I want to sit down at a desk in a room
where I can see the sea, and...
**[09:56] (Flashback) Beard**
Then you write it.
**[09:59] (Flashback) Beard**
That's the only way you can
keep that story perfect.
**[10:05] O**
I want to become a writer.
**[10:07] O**
I want to throw the gun aside,
**[10:09] O**
and only have pen and paper.
**[10:12] O**
One man told me that to write
a story is to write a person.
**[10:18] O**
A man who takes lives
cannot write about lives.
**[10:22] O**
That's why I won't kill.
**[10:25] G**
And that's the reason why you
refuse to enter our battle?
**[10:30] G**
So that's your answer?
**[10:33] O**
That's right.
**[10:52] O**
Stop!
**[10:53] G**
A bullet-proof vest.
**[10:56] G**
That pain that is a privilege of the living.
**[10:59] G**
It's something we lost long ago.
**[11:02] G**
We are already dead.
**[11:05] G**
We're just soulless husks
being controlled by ghosts.
**[11:10] O**
You're not dead.
**[11:12] O**
I don't know what happened
to you in the past,
**[11:15] O**
but you can still think
about how you want to die.
**[11:18] G**
Why won't you understand?!
**[11:20] G**
You are the only...
**[11:26] G**
You will not kill me.
**[11:29] G**
That's because you don't understand my wish.
**[11:32] G**
And I won't kill you right now,
**[11:35] G**
because you are the only one who can guide
us to the battlefield of purification.
**[11:40] G**
I will make you understand
who we really are.
**[11:45] G**
Then you will understand
**[11:47] G**
that, between the two of us,
there can be only one.
**[11:52] G**
You should look forward to it.
**[12:03] G**
**[13:25] D**
The night is a good time.
**[13:27] D**
It's a time that belongs to the Port Mafia.
**[13:29] O**
What now?
**[13:32] D**
I don't know.
**[13:34] D**
That was quite some trouble
you got into, though.
**[13:36] D**
Who would've thought that the enemy leader
**[13:38] D**
you'd just met would turn
into such an earnest suitor?
**[13:41] O**
They're weird, looking for war so that they
can find a place worthy of their deaths.
**[13:47] D**
Are they?
**[13:48] D**
Their wish to be creative about their deaths
is something I hadn't thought about.
**[13:53] O**
How long will this conflict last?
**[13:56] D**
Mimic's soldiers aside,
**[13:58] D**
their leader's ability is a nuisance.
**[14:01] D**
Surprise attacks won't work.
**[14:03] D**
That means we need inside info.
**[14:06] D**
Any leads you can think of?
**[14:09] O**
Only Ango.
**[14:11] D**
I agree.
**[14:14] O**
I wonder if there's some
way we can find Ango.
**[14:17] D**
There is.
**[14:18] O**
There is?
**[14:21] D**
To be more precise,
**[14:23] D**
there is no need to find him.
**[14:26] O**
Here?
**[14:29] D**
Where else?
**[14:38] Ango**
Hey there.
**[14:40] Ango**
I started without you.
**[14:45] O**
You could've called.
**[14:49] Ango**
I had a hard time losing my tail.
**[14:52] Ango**
But today's fine.
**[14:54] Ango**
I can spend as much time as I want here.
**[14:56] Ango**
Well?
**[14:57] Ango**
How'd you know to find me here?
**[15:00] D**
Just a hunch, I suppose.
**[15:04] Ango**
I'm lucky.
**[15:06] Ango**
I didn't think I could drink here again.
**[15:10] D**
You're pretty sentimental for a mole.
**[15:15] D**
Even before you joined the Port Mafia,
you had a different identity.
**[15:20] D**
And that's as a secret agent of the state.
**[15:22] D**
You were an agent of the
Ministry of Internal Affairs'
**[15:23] D**
gifted special operations division.
**[15:26] D**
Your mission was to monitor the Port Mafia.
**[15:29] D**
Though the division oversees
all gifted within the nation,
**[15:33] D**
should there ever be an all-out
war with the Port Mafia,
**[15:35] D**
the division will suffer heavy casualties.
**[15:37] D**
The division's primary purpose is to
manage, not annihilate, the gifted.
**[15:41] D**
That's why they had an agent infiltrate the
Port Mafia and monitor their movements.
**[15:49] D**
Then Mimic came up at the table.
**[15:54] D**
The gifted criminal organization
had been planning to enter Japan.
**[15:58] D**
They were a headache for the division,
**[16:01] D**
so the division decided to have you
monitor Mimic... as the Port Mafia's spy.
**[16:08] Ango**
As a lowly salaried government worker,
**[16:11] Ango**
it was a job entirely above my pay grade.
**[16:14] O**
So, in other words,
**[16:16] O**
Ango wasn't a double agent,
but a triple agent.
**[16:26] D**
Tell us about Mimic.
**[16:29] Ango**
I heard Gide and Odasaku-san traded blows.
**[16:34] Ango**
Did you see Gide's ability?
**[16:36] O**
I did.
**[16:38] Ango**
Gide is elusive, and his location
is never made known to us.
**[16:42] Ango**
The brass intends to let the
Port Mafia handle this case.
**[16:46] D**
Well, that's very convenient for them.
**[16:49] D**
But even the Port Mafia would have a
hard time dealing with his ability.
**[16:55] D**
Of course,
**[16:57] D**
that's if we don't consider a certain
lowest-ranking member in the organization.
**[17:01] O**
Both our abilities only entail looking
a few seconds into the future.
**[17:08] O**
If push comes to shove,
**[17:09] O**
the outcome will be dependent on
our skills in combat and shooting.
**[17:13] Ango**
The unknown variables will matter a lot.
**[17:16] Ango**
There's also "the singularity
of the ability" to consider.
**[17:19] O**
The singularity of the ability?
**[17:21] Ango**
Didn't something unusual happen when
you used your ability against Gide?
**[17:39] O**
Yeah, it did.
**[17:41] Ango**
The government has observed that
when some abilities interact,
**[17:47] Ango**
they may careen off into an entirely
unexpected direction in rare cases.
**[17:54] Ango**
I wasn't really supposed to tell you that.
**[17:59] Ango**
It'd become a major issue if the brass were
to know that I am meeting you like this.
**[18:05] Ango**
I'll have to go underground
for the time being.
**[18:07] D**
Well, well...
**[18:09] D**
You're talking as though you
will leave this place alive.
**[18:13] O**
Are you planning to make this a war zone?
**[18:16] Ango**
It's my fault.
**[18:20] Ango**
I was wrong.
**[18:22] Ango**
I selfishly thought that here,
**[18:24] Ango**
I could actually meet with you two
without having to consider my position.
**[18:28] D**
Ango.
**[18:31] D**
Go before I change my mind.
**[18:35] D**
I'm not sad.
**[18:37] D**
I knew this from the beginning.
**[18:40] D**
Whether you were with the gifted
special operations division or not,
**[18:43] D**
anything I would never want
to lose is always lost.
**[18:47] D**
It is a given that everything
that is worth wanting
**[18:49] D**
will be lost the moment I obtain it.
**[18:55] D**
There's nothing worth pursuing at the
cost of prolonging a life of suffering.
**[19:07] Ango**
Dazai-kun, Odasaku-san...
**[19:10] Ango**
If there ever comes a time when the division
and the Port Mafia don't exist
**[19:15] Ango**
and we all become freer men,
**[19:18] Ango**
let's come back here and—
**[19:19] O**
Don't say it, Ango.
**[19:23] O**
Don't say anything more.
**[20:25] O**
What?
**[20:28] O**
Mister!
**[20:33] O**
Kosuke!
**[20:34] O**
Katsumi!
**[20:35] O**
Yu!
**[20:36] O**
Shinju!
**[20:38] O**
Sakura!
**[20:44] O**
A map?
**[21:11] O**
*My throat hurt.*
**[21:13] O**
*I couldn't breathe.*
**[21:16] O**
*I heard someone screaming.*
**[21:19] O**
* I realized, because my throat hurt so much,*
* that I was the one who was screaming.*
**[21:28] (Flashback) Beard**
Then you write it.
**[21:31] (Flashback) Beard**
That's the only way you can
keep that story perfect.
**[21:37] O**
I can't write it anymore.
**[21:42] O**
I can no longer write a story.
***SIGN*** Next Time: Episode 16:
Bungo Stray Dogs
# 16 - Bungo Stray Dogs
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**[00:01] [SONG] Sign**
People live to save themselves
**[00:09] Oda**
*Good night, Kosuke.*
**[00:15] Oda**
*Good night, Katsumi.*
**[00:20] Oda**
*Good night, Yu.*
**[00:26] Oda**
*Good night, Shinji.*
**[00:31] Oda**
*Good night, Sakura.*
**[00:36] Oda**
Rest in peace.
**[00:42] Oda**
I'll be off.
**[00:48] Ango**
Thank you for coming here today.
**[00:52] Ango**
Again, this is an unofficial meeting.
**[00:55] Ou**
Thank you for inviting me here today.
**[00:58] Ou**
How does it feel to be
back in your main job?
**[01:01] Tane**
Please don't torture our junior staff,
**[01:05] Tane**
Port Mafia's boss-man.
**[01:08] Ou**
My Elise-chan wants ice cream.
**[01:12] Ou**
Are there any ice cream shops that
government workers would recommend,
**[01:15] Ou**
Chief Taneda?
**[01:17] Tane**
That is a heartwarming topic.
**[01:20] Tane**
I need to bring back gifts
for our officials, as well.
**[01:25] Tane**
I bet they would be more than happy
**[01:27] Tane**
to see your head on a platter.
**[01:31] Ango**
If we may, let us proceed
right to the agenda.
**[01:35] Ango**
The Gifted Special Operations
Division has two
**[01:37] Ango**
requests for Ougai-dono of the Port Mafia.
**[01:39] Ango**
First, the Port Mafia will divest themselves
**[01:42] Ango**
of any interest in myself, Sakaguchi Ango,
**[01:43] Ango**
and will not harm my person.
**[01:45] Ango**
Second, the Port Mafia will dispose of Mimic,
**[01:48] Ango**
the gifted criminal organization
**[01:49] Ango**
that has illegally entered Japan.
**[01:52] Ou**
I have no qualms with the first request.
**[01:55] Ou**
But I hesitate to agree to the second.
**[01:59] Ou**
After all, they are a terrifying bunch...
**[02:03] Ou**
Well, it'd depend on the conditions.
**[02:36] D**
Odasaku.
**[02:39] D**
I know what you're thinking.
**[02:42] D**
But don't do it.
**[02:43] D**
Even if you do it...
**[02:45] Oda**
Even if I do it, it won't
bring the kids back.
**[02:49] D**
They still have numbers.
**[02:52] D**
And they are at...
**[02:54] Oda**
I know where they are.
**[02:57] Oda**
I got an invitation, see.
**[02:59] D**
Listen to me.
**[03:01] D**
The Boss just attended a secret meeting.
**[03:05] D**
It was with the Gifted Special Ops Division.
**[03:07] D**
There's something more than this going on.
**[03:10] Oda**
There's nothing more going on, Dazai.
**[03:14] Oda**
It's all over for me.
**[03:16] D**
Odasaku.
**[03:17] D**
Forgive me for putting it this
way, but please hear me out.
**[03:22] D**
You need to rely on something.
**[03:24] D**
It can be anything.
**[03:25] D**
You should wait and see what
happens next, whatever that is!
**[03:28] D**
It will happen.
**[03:32] D**
Hey, Odasaku.
**[03:34] D**
Do you know why I joined the Port Mafia?
**[03:39] D**
I was hoping there'd be
something in it for me.
**[03:42] D**
If you place yourself somewhere
close to raw emotions,
**[03:46] D**
where you're exposed to violence
and death, instinct and desire,
**[03:49] D**
you can brush against man's true nature.
**[03:53] D**
I thought that way I could...
**[03:56] D**
I could find a reason to live somehow.
**[04:01] Oda**
I wanted to become a writer.
**[04:05] Oda**
I thought I'd lose my right
to do that if I killed again.
**[04:10] Oda**
That's why I stopped killing.
**[04:13] D**
Odasaku.
**[04:14] Oda**
But all that's come to a close.
**[04:16] D**
Don't go!
**[04:17] D**
Odasaku!
**[04:23] Oda**
I only want one thing.
**[04:28] D**
Odasaku!
**[04:49] Rampo**
Ow...
**[04:51] Rampo**
Hey!
**[04:52] Rampo**
What do you think you're doing?
**[04:53] Rampo**
You should look where you're going!
**[04:56] Rampo**
You almost ruined the famous detective
tools the president gave me.
**[04:59] Oda**
Detective?
**[05:01] Rampo**
Not just any detective!
**[05:02] Rampo**
I'm a great detective!
**[05:04] Rampo**
Soon, my name will be known in every
household throughout Japan.
**[05:07] Rampo**
I am the best detective the world
has ever known, Edogawa Rampo.
**[05:10] ---**
Sorry I asked.
**[05:11] Rampo**
Hey, wait!
**[05:13] Rampo**
Once you see my ability,
**[05:14] Rampo**
you will not be so rude to me!
**[05:17] Rampo**
If you doubt me, I'll show you.
**[05:20] Rampo**
Let's see...
**[05:27] Rampo**
I'm not trying to be mean here,
**[05:30] Rampo**
but you should not go
to where you're headed.
**[05:33] Rampo**
You should reconsider.
**[05:37] Rampo**
If you go,
**[05:39] Rampo**
you'll die.
**[05:42] Oda**
Yeah.
**[05:45] Oda**
I know.
**[07:17] Oda**
Do you want me to finish it?
**[07:20] F**
Yeah...
**[07:21] F**
Please.
**[07:23] Oda**
Any last words?
**[07:26] F**
Thank you...
**[07:27] F**
for fighting us...
**[07:30] F**
Our leader... is up ahead...
**[07:33] F**
Please save him, too...
**[07:35] F**
from this hell..
**[07:38] Oda**
Yeah.
**[07:39] Oda**
I know.
**[07:49] Ou**
Oh? Dazai-kun.
**[07:51] Ou**
How rare of you to come visit.
**[07:55] D**
Boss.
**[07:56] D**
I'd like to request permission to organize
a gifted squad to save Odasaku.
**[08:01] Ou**
Very well.
**[08:02] Ou**
Permission granted.
**[08:04] Ou**
But first, why?
**[08:07] D**
Odasaku is currently doing reconnaissance
**[08:10] D**
in force by himself at Mimic headquarters.
**[08:13] D**
If we do nothing, he will die, and we
will lose a valuable gifted agent.
**[08:18] Ou**
I understand your reasoning.
**[08:21] Ou**
But I doubt Oda-kun wants
to be saved by anyone.
**[08:27] Ou**
What do you think about that?
**[08:31] Ou**
Dazai-kun, the leader of an organization
is at the pinnacle of that organization
**[08:36] Ou**
and, at the same time, he is its slave.
**[08:38] Ou**
The leader must be more than willing
**[08:40] Ou**
to commit any atrocity in order to
ensure the organization's survival.
**[08:44] D**
That envelope...
**[08:48] D**
I see. I get it now.
**[08:53] Ou**
Where are you going?
**[08:55] D**
To Odasaku.
**[09:09] Gide**
"It remains only a single seed."
**[09:11] Gide**
"Unless a kernel of wheat falls
to the ground and dies,"
**[09:14] Gide**
"it remains only a single seed."
**[09:17] Gide**
"But if it dies..."
**[09:19] Oda**
"But if it dies, it produces many seeds."
**[09:22] G**
John 12:24.
**[09:27] G**
You're more well-read than
you look, Sakunosuke.
**[09:31] G**
I apologize for the children.
**[09:35] G**
But it seems to have been worth it.
**[09:38] G**
Your eyes are the same as mine now.
**[09:41] G**
Like my subordinates and I,
**[09:43] G**
you look like someone who has left
the stairway of continued existence.
**[09:46] G**
Welcome, Sakunosuke, to our world!
**[10:06] G**
We don't seem to make any progress
by just reading our own futures.
**[10:09] Oda**
It seems not.
**[10:24] Oda**
Then we just have to duel without
using our predictive abilities.
**[10:28] G**
Indeed.
**[10:29] G**
You're right, Sakunosuke.
**[10:32] G**
You are the best.
**[10:36] Ou**
We have not ended the debate, Dazai-kun.
**[10:40] D**
I've been thinking a long time
**[10:43] D**
about the Port Mafia, Mimic, and
the black special ops group...
**[10:47] D**
or, rather, in this case, the Gifted
Special Operations Division...
**[10:51] D**
and who's the one controlling the
conflict between the three groups.
**[10:57] D**
This bold and intricate design
was your handiwork, Boss.
**[11:03] D**
That black envelope
contains that much value.
**[11:07] D**
No matter how powerful the
Port Mafia may become,
**[11:12] D**
we exist in constant fear
**[11:13] D**
of displeasing the Gifted Special
Operations Division and being oppressed.
**[11:20] D**
That is why, as the price
for crushing Mimic,
**[11:24] D**
you negotiated for the
issuance of this permit.
**[11:28] D**
This permit, which allows us to
operate a gifted organization...
**[11:31] [SONG] Sign 1134**
Gifted
Business
Permit
**[11:33] D**
the Gifted Business Permit.
**[12:01] G**
You're perfect, Sakunosuke.
**[12:04] Oda**
Today, I'm with you all the way.
**[12:22] Oda**
*What?*
**[12:26] Oda**
*Is this what Ango was talking about?*
**[12:28] Oda**
*The singularity of the ability?!*
**[12:33] G**
This is the world I've sought.
**[12:36] Oda**
Why did you want it?
**[12:38] G**
Why did you stop killing?
**[12:42] Oda**
I wanted to become a writer.
**[12:45] Oda**
A man told me that's what I should do.
**[12:49] Oda**
He gave me a book.
**[12:52] Oda**
It was the last volume of a novel I've
been seeking for a very long time.
**[13:00] Oda**
Before I read it, he told me
that it's a terrible book.
**[13:04] G**
And how was it?
**[13:08] Oda**
It was a wonderful book.
**[13:09] Oda**
**[13:15] D**
You are the one who helped them
enter the country illegally.
**[13:21] D**
You invited the enemy
organization to Yokohama
**[13:23] D**
to incite the Gifted Special Operations
Division into finally taking action.
**[13:28] Ou**
Yes.
**[13:30] Ou**
Thanks to that, we now have
the Gifted Business Permit.
**[13:34] Ou**
The government has, for all practical
purposes, ratified our illegal activities.
**[13:38] Ou**
The troublesome aggressors will be taken
care of by Oda-kun with his life.
**[13:44] Ou**
This is a glorious victory for us.
**[13:46] Ou**
And yet... Why are you so angry?
**[13:51] D**
You're the one who let Mimic know about
the orphans under Odasaku's care.
**[13:58] D**
You did it so you could counter
Mimic's leader with Odasaku,
**[14:03] D**
the only gifted agent
who could be his match.
**[14:08] Ou**
Dazai-kun.
**[14:12] Ou**
You need to stay here.
**[14:15] Ou**
Or is there a logical reason
why you should go to him?
**[14:24] D**
There are two things I
wish to say to you, Boss.
**[14:28] D**
First, you will not shoot me.
**[14:32] D**
Nor will you have your
subordinates shoot me.
**[14:36] Ou**
What makes you think that?
**[14:38] D**
Because you have nothing to gain from it.
**[14:41] Ou**
I believe you also have nothing to
gain by defying me and going to him.
**[14:47] D**
As for the second thing, Boss.
**[14:51] D**
There may be nothing to gain by my actions,
**[14:55] D**
but there is one reason why I will still go.
**[15:01] D**
It's because he is a friend.
**[15:22] Oda**
The last book in the series was wonderful,
**[15:26] Oda**
but there was one flaw.
**[15:29] Oda**
Several pages had been cut out
and removed toward the end.
**[15:32] (Flashback) Beard**
Then you write it.
**[15:35] Oda**
Right before the removed
section, there was this line:
**[15:39] Oda**
"People live to save themselves."
**[15:41] Oda**
"You will understand that at the
moment of your own death."
***SIGN*** People live to save themselves. You will understand
that at the moment of your own death.
**[15:51] Oda**
Now, I think that the man who gave me the
book knew I was a hired killer.
**[15:59] Oda**
He knew, and spoke to me so
that I would stop killing.
**[16:05] Oda**
He told me his name when we first met.
**[16:10] Oda**
I'd forgotten that name
for a very long time,
**[16:12] Oda**
but I finally remembered
what it was recently.
**[16:16] (Flashback) BoyO**
Who are you?
**[16:18] (Flashback) Beard**
Me?
**[16:20] (Flashback) Beard**
My name is Natsume Souseki.
**[16:23] Oda**
That's right.
**[16:24] Oda**
He had the same name as
the author of the story.
**[16:32] G**
I was a hero.
**[16:35] G**
I fought believing it was my god-given
destiny to protect my homeland.
**[16:41] G**
In the last great war,
**[16:43] G**
my squad of forty defeated six hundred
enemies who were holed up in a fortress.
**[16:49] G**
But that was a setup by
our allied headquarters.
**[16:54] G**
At the time, our country was
already entering peace talks.
**[16:58] G**
We were used to commit an unjust
act for the military staff,
**[17:01] G**
by seizing an enemy transportation
network after peace was achieved.
**[17:06] G**
Of course, our actions
were deemed a war crime.
**[17:11] G**
Our comrades in arms became our enemies
now that we were labeled rebels.
**[17:19] G**
Some in my unit took their own lives.
**[17:24] G**
But there were those who survived.
**[17:30] G**
We lost our homeland and our honor.
**[17:35] G**
We became ghosts wandering a wasteland
in search of enemies to fight.
**[17:42] Oda**
Are you sure you couldn't
change your way of life?
**[17:47] G**
I swore to my men that
I would die a soldier.
**[17:51] G**
I cannot become anything else.
**[17:56] G**
No... perhaps I could have.
**[18:00] G**
I may have been able to reshape my way of life
**[18:03] G**
and become someone who wasn't a soldier.
**[18:06] G**
Just like how you stopped killing.
**[18:11] Oda**
I have one regret.
**[18:14] Oda**
I did not say farewell to my friend.
**[18:18] Oda**
To the man who was my only friend
in this world I live in.
**[18:23] Oda**
He seemed to have tired of the world
**[18:25] Oda**
and was waiting for death.
**[18:28] G**
Was he in search of death like me?
**[18:34] Oda**
No.
**[18:35] Oda**
I think it's different.
**[18:49] G**
Sakunosuke.
**[18:52] G**
Even your last shot was perfect.
**[19:07] D**
Odasaku!
**[19:16] D**
You're an idiot, Odasaku.
**[19:19] D**
You're a complete idiot...
**[19:20] Oda**
Yeah...
**[19:24] D**
Why did you go along with what he wanted?
**[19:26] Oda**
Dazai...
**[19:28] Oda**
There's something I want to say to you.
**[19:32] D**
No!
**[19:33] D**
Don't!
**[19:34] D**
You might still make it!
**[19:36] D**
No, you *will* make it!
**[19:37] D**
So don't talk like—
**[19:39] Oda**
Listen.
**[19:42] Oda**
You told me that you might
find a reason to live
**[19:47] Oda**
if you lived in a world of
violence and bloodshed.
**[19:50] D**
Yeah, I did.
**[19:51] D**
But who cares what I said now?
**[19:53] Oda**
You won't find it.
**[19:56] Oda**
You must know that already.
**[19:59] Oda**
Whether you're on the side who kills people
**[20:01] Oda**
or the side who saves people,
**[20:03] Oda**
nothing beyond what you
would expect will appear.
**[20:09] Oda**
Nothing in this world can fill
that lonely hole you have.
**[20:14] Oda**
You will wander the darkness for eternity.
**[20:23] D**
Odasaku...
**[20:25] D**
What should I do?
**[20:29] Oda**
Be on the side that saves people.
**[20:33] Oda**
If both sides are the same,
**[20:35] Oda**
become a good man.
**[20:37] Oda**
Save the weak, and protect the orphans.
**[20:41] Oda**
Neither good nor evil means
much to you, I know...
**[20:45] Oda**
but that'd make you at
least a little bit better.
**[20:51] D**
How do you know that for sure?
**[20:53] Oda**
Of course I know.
**[20:55] Oda**
I know better than anyone.
**[20:57] Oda**
Because... I am your friend.
**[21:07] D**
I see.
**[21:09] D**
I'll do that.
**[21:11] Oda**
People exist to save themselves, huh...
**[21:18] Oda**
How true...
***SIGN*** Two Weeks Later
**[22:05] Dazai**
I didn't think a heavyweight in
the Ministry of Internal Affairs
**[22:07] Dazai**
would be drinking alone
in a cheap bar like this.
**[22:09] Dazai**
How lonesome, Chief Taneda.
**[22:13] Tane**
You are...
**[22:14] D**
Now, now, now...
**[22:16] Tane**
I heard rumors that you had
gone underground for a while.
**[22:22] D**
I'm looking for a new job.
**[22:25] D**
Do you know of any good positions?
**[22:27] Tane**
Do you wish to join the Gifted Special
Operations Division? If so...
**[22:30] D**
I regretfully decline the offer.
**[22:33] D**
I don't do too well in a workplace
that has a lot of regulations.
**[22:36] Tane**
Then what are you looking for?
**[22:39] D**
Somewhere I can help people.
**[22:48] Tane**
I have a lot of questions for you, but...
**[22:50] Tane**
Your history is too sordid.
**[22:53] Tane**
You'll have to go underground for at
least two years to get a blank slate.
**[22:57] Tane**
But I suppose I *may* have a lead...
**[23:04] D**
Let's hear it.
**[23:09] Tane**
There is an armed organization
of gifted individuals.
**[23:12] Tane**
They take on cases that are in a legal gray
zone and are untouchable by civil workers.
**[23:18] Tane**
The company president is a man of integrity.
**[23:21] Tane**
You may find him in alignment
with what you wish.
**[23:27] D**
Can I do work that saves people?
***SIGN*** Episode 16: Bungo Stray Dogs
***SIGN*** And the story resumes,
four years later
***SIGN*** Next Time: Episode 17:
Three Companies Conflict
# 17 - Three Companies Conflict
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***SIGN*** Flowers that bloom in the darkness
can only be at ease in the darkness
**[00:01] Ko**
*Flowers that bloom in the darkness*
**[00:03] Ko**
*can only be at ease in the darkness.*
**[00:14] Ou**
The beauty of falling flower petals...
**[00:20] Ko**
There is no need to let blossoms
fall before they bloom.
**[00:25] Ko**
**[02:05] Tani**
Here, sorry to keep you waiting.
**[02:07] Tani**
Today's curry rice.
**[02:08] Naomi**
Wow, Brother.
**[02:10] Naomi**
It looks delicious!
**[02:11] Tani**
Oh, right!
**[02:13] Tani**
Thanks!
**[02:13] Tani**
The sauce, the sauce.
**[02:17] Naomi**
By the way, Brother.
**[02:19] Naomi**
Did you buy the baumkuchen cake we saw
yesterday at the store near the harbor?
**[02:23] Tani**
Oh...
**[02:24] Naomi**
You forgot?
**[02:26] Naomi**
Come on! I told you I must have it today!
**[02:31] Tani**
Oh, sorry.
**[02:33] Tani**
By the way...
**[02:36] Tani**
Is this the cake you meant?
**[02:43] Naomi**
Oh, Brother.
**[02:44] Naomi**
You're going to get it!
**[02:46] Tani**
H-Hey!
**[02:48] ---**
Stop!
***SIGN*** Ah
**[02:54] Naomi**
Brother...
**[02:55] Naomi**
Must you work while you eat?
**[02:57] Tani**
I got the interview records
from the city police.
**[03:00] Tani**
The one with Kyouka-chan.
**[03:01] Naomi**
I heard she was an orphan before
the Port Mafia took her in...
**[03:05] Tani**
As for why she became an
orphan in the first place,
**[03:08] Tani**
her parents were killed.
**[03:12] Tani**
The one responsible was...
**[03:22] Naka**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[03:23] Naka**
I got you a case.
**[03:25] Naka**
Before that, though, here's a taser.
**[03:29] Naka**
The Port Mafia's after you, too.
**[03:31] Naka**
We wanted you to have it for self defense.
**[03:32] Naka**
Well, I don't think you'll be in
any danger this time, though.
**[03:36] Kyo**
What kind of job is it?
**[03:37] Naka**
You have to deliver this
envelope with evidence
**[03:39] Naka**
to a judge in court.
**[03:42] Naka**
And this is the judge.
**[03:45] Kyo**
Got it.
**[03:46] Kyo**
I've memorized his face.
**[03:48] Naka**
You're really into this.
**[03:50] Naka**
Is it because it'll be your first job?
**[03:52] Kyo**
No.
**[03:54] Kyo**
My first job was to infiltrate
a building and kill two people.
**[03:59] Naka**
*I see.*
**[04:01] Naka**
*She's always been working.*
**[04:03] (Flashback) Aku**
Demon Snow is an ability to kill.
**[04:06] (Flashback) Aku**
Only when killing someone does
Kyouka's existence have meaning.
**[04:12] Kyo**
I'll do my best.
**[04:21] Kyo**
We can't go in?
**[04:22] Guard**
You need a permit.
**[04:24] Kyo**
But it's almost time.
**[04:26] Guard**
Please sign in on that form
and wait until you're called.
**[04:31] Kyo**
But it's almost time.
**[04:33] Guard**
Sorry, it's the rules.
**[04:43] Naka**
Nope, the judge isn't picking up.
**[04:46] Naka**
I guess there was some miscommunication.
**[04:48] Naka**
We have to do something about the guard.
**[04:52] Kyo**
You mean get rid of him?
**[04:53] Naka**
Huh?
**[04:54] Kyo**
First, I'll use my charms to
lure him into a deserted place,
**[04:58] Kyo**
then stab...
**[04:59] Naka**
We don't do things like that at the Agency!
**[05:04] Kyo**
Then I only know one other way.
**[05:06] Naka**
Hey!
**[05:07] Naka**
Kyouka-chan?
***SIGN*** Authorized Personnel Only
***SIGN*** Switch Room
***SIGN*** Electrical Transformer
**[05:23] Guards**
What the...
**[05:27] Guards**
What are you doing?
**[05:30] Judge**
What's all this racket about?
**[05:41] Kyou**
A delivery.
**[05:47] Kyou**
Oops.
***SIGN*** Got in... a lot of trouble.
**[05:56] Naka**
Here.
**[06:00] Naka**
The president settled things.
**[06:03] Naka**
He's friends with the judge.
**[06:05] Kyo**
It was going so well up until
the power outage...
**[06:08] Naka**
*So doing that was fine in your mind?*
**[06:13] Naka**
So you're still holding onto that phone.
**[06:17] Kyo**
I had the service provider
change the program.
**[06:21] Kyo**
It's important to me.
**[06:26] Naka**
About possibilities as we move forward...
**[06:30] Naka**
If we can figure out the remaining
unknowns about your ability,
**[06:33] Naka**
and if you can control your Demon Snow
without the voice from the phone,
**[06:37] Naka**
then you can become an asset to the Agency—
**[06:38] Kyo**
No!
**[06:40] Kyo**
No.
**[06:41] Kyo**
I'm never using Demon Snow again.
**[06:53] Ko**
*Demon Snow,*
**[06:56] Ko**
* punish those who teach*
* Kyouka a world of lies.*
**[07:07] Ko**
Though it is the blood of vermin,
it's still beautiful when it splatters.
***SIGN*** Ability: Golden Demon
**[07:11] ---**
Port Mafia Executive
Omisaki Kouyou
**[07:12] Ko**
Don't you agree?
**[07:17] Ko**
My dear Kyouka...
**[07:19] Ko**
Do you know how I worried
for you and felt such pain
**[07:25] Ko**
that I left you with animals and vermin?
**[07:33] Ko**
But there is nothing to worry about now.
**[07:37] Ko**
You need not concern yourself with anything.
**[07:39] Ko**
I will protect you.
**[07:42] Naka**
She is not going back to the Port Mafia.
**[07:46] Naka**
Her strengths are for her
to use in Agency jobs.
**[07:57] Ko**
I knew I should have come for you without
waiting for Ougai-dono's permission.
**[08:03] Ko**
I cannot let you stay
here for a moment longer
**[08:05] Ko**
in this festering lair of hypocrisy.
**[08:08] Ko**
You must have been led astray
by their beguiling words
**[08:11] Ko**
and mistaken their world
for one full of light.
**[08:14] Ko**
But they will eventually ask
you to use your Demon Snow.
**[08:20] Ko**
Let us return to the place where you belong.
**[08:24] Naka**
Wait.
**[08:25] Naka**
Where are you taking her?
**[08:27] Naka**
The place where Kyouka-chan belongs...
**[08:30] Naka**
is the Agency!
**[08:34] Ko**
So slow.
**[08:38] Naka**
*A second demon?*
**[08:45] Koyo**
Maybe I'll finish my job first after all.
**[08:48] Koyo**
Die, boy.
**[08:50] Kyo**
No!
**[08:53] Koyo**
Ougai-dono wishes all Agency
operatives to be eradicated.
**[08:58] Koyo**
However, I pleaded for
your life to be spared,
**[09:01] Koyo**
and he agreed to make a special exception.
**[09:03] Koyo**
Come back, Kyouka.
**[09:06] Koyo**
You are a flower born of darkness.
**[09:08] Koyo**
You will only be at ease in the darkness.
**[09:10] Kyo**
No.
**[09:12] Kyo**
I am not a flower of darkness.
**[09:18] Koyo**
She has been blinded by the light.
**[09:24] Koyo**
It is a light you showed her.
**[09:27] Koyo**
But fortunately, all is not lost.
**[09:31] Koyo**
I doubt you would want to stay
if the Agency no longer has him,
**[09:35] Koyo**
even more so if he is killed because of you.
**[09:39] Kyo**
Okay!
**[09:41] Kyo**
I'll come back. So please.
**[09:46] Koyo**
Everything is for you, Kyouka.
**[09:53] Koyo**
You'll understand someday.
**[09:58] Koyo**
How precious you are.
**[10:17] Koyo**
Well done, Kyouka.
**[10:19] Koyo**
I did not sense anything from you.
**[10:22] Kyo**
I saw a bright world.
**[10:25] Kyo**
I cannot go back to a time when
I did not know such a thing existed.
**[10:30] Koyo**
Don't use it, Kyouka.
**[10:33] Koyo**
If you use it, you will...
**[10:36] Kyo**
Demon Snow, defeat my enemy!
**[10:44] John**
My Rocinante...
**[10:46] John**
The roads in this country are too narrow.
**[10:49] Love**
We'll just have to walk to our destination.
**[10:52] Love**
I really want to finish
this so we can go back.
**[10:56] Love**
It's been four years since
I was last outside.
**[11:00] John**
Oh, well!
**[11:02] John**
Let's go.
**[11:03] John**
Our luggage is about to arrive.
**[11:09] Koyo**
This blade is your true nature.
**[11:11] Koyo**
You kill anyone as soon as you
believe they are in your way.
**[11:14] Koyo**
You are like a demon, yourself.
**[11:15] Kyo**
No!
**[11:17] Koyo**
I can understand why you think that.
**[11:20] Koyo**
But a flower that has
bloomed in the darkness
**[11:22] Koyo**
can only be at ease in the darkness.
**[11:25] Koyo**
Why do I know that?
**[11:27] Koyo**
Because there was a woman who
also craved the same light,
**[11:30] Koyo**
but was burned by it and
fell into the darkness.
**[11:35] Koyo**
Come back, Kyouka.
**[11:37] Kyo**
I don't want to.
**[11:40] Kyo**
Despite everything, I still...
**[11:42] Koyo**
You cannot change your true nature.
**[11:44] Koyo**
You justify any killing
to achieve our goals.
**[11:48] Koyo**
If that were not true,
**[11:49] Koyo**
you would not be able to
use your demon like so.
**[11:53] Koyo**
After all, your demon...
**[11:56] Koyo**
killed your parents.
**[12:01] Naka**
That's...
**[12:03] Naka**
But why?
**[12:05] Kyo**
No, this is...
**[12:07] Koyo**
He would not understand.
**[12:10] Koyo**
No one who lives in the world of light can.
**[12:25] Koyo**
You no longer have to wield that blade in
search of a place where you can belong.
**[12:29] Koyo**
I will protect you.
**[12:36] Kenji**
Please duck.
**[12:43] Kenji**
Oh, look how it flies!
**[12:45] Kuni**
Are you okay, Atsushi?!
**[12:47] Naka**
Kunikida-san... Why are you here?
**[12:50] Kuni**
I modified Kyouka's cell so that it'd
send a signal if anyone called it.
**[12:54] Kuni**
Get up.
**[12:56] Kuni**
Why're you acting like a damsel in distress?
**[12:59] Kuni**
A weretiger's supposed to be tough!
**[13:02] Koyo**
Agency vermin!
**[13:04] Koyo**
Don't show Kyouka any more
of your toxic light!
**[13:07] John**
Wow, what great timing.
**[13:10] John**
It's like the split second
before a collision.
**[13:14] John**
If we could've come just a bit later,
we would've had it easy.
**[13:17] John**
Do you want in?
**[13:18] Love**
I don't care either way,
**[13:20] Love**
but all the stares are
making me uncomfortable.
***SIGN*** Ability: Grapes of Wrath
**[13:23] ---**
Guild Operative
John S
**[13:23] John**
Oh, fine.
**[13:25] John**
I guess I'll work for my keep for the Guild.
***SIGN*** Ability: The Great Old One
**[13:28] ---**
Guild Operative
Lovecraft
**[13:28] Love**
I'm tired.
**[13:30] Love**
Ugh, itchy.
**[13:32] Love**
Yuck, tired and itchy.
**[13:34] Kuni**
*Are they gifted Guild members?*
**[13:37] John**
Oh, keep the middle clear, will you?
**[13:41] John**
Our luggage will be arriving soon.
**[13:47] Naka**
Something's up there!
**[14:01] Koyo**
No!
**[14:02] Koyo**
Fire!
***SIGN*** Episode 17: Three Companies Conflict
**[14:16] Nath**
Come to think of it...
**[14:17] Nath**
Where is Sir Poe and Lady Louisa?
**[14:20] Margaret**
They have a fear of heights,
so they stayed behind.
**[14:24] Margaret**
They should just die.
**[14:26] Mark**
That was easy, Reverend.
**[14:30] Nath**
May God have mercy on the sinful.
**[14:43] Nath**
**[14:53] Naka**
*Where am I?*
**[14:56] Naka**
*I think there was an enemy attack...*
**[15:00] Yosano**
That's quite a superb critical
injury you've got there, Atsushi.
**[15:05] Yosano**
Well, it's time for treatment.
**[15:11] ---**
I'll use this one today.
***SIGN*** The detectives have fully recovered, physically.
**[15:20] Yosano**
What a helpless lot you are.
**[15:23] Yosano**
Without my ability,
**[15:25] Yosano**
you'd all be pushing up daisies by now.
**[15:28] Fuku**
How are you all feeling?
**[15:30] Kuni**
President...
**[15:31] Kuni**
I'm sorry.
**[15:33] Kuni**
I was there, and yet...
**[15:34] Fuku**
All good.
**[15:35] Fuku**
I'll be out for a bit.
**[15:37] Naka**
But isn't it dangerous to go out right now?
**[15:42] Yosano**
He's pretty riled up, from the looks of him.
**[15:47] Ou**
Hey, Elise-chan...
**[15:49] Ou**
Eating that much isn't
good for your health...
**[15:52] Erris**
Why?
**[15:54] Erris**
Sweetness is justice.
**[15:55] Ou**
Well, sure, but...
**[15:57] Erris**
I can consider trying on the dress
you bought me earlier, Rintarou.
**[16:03] Ou**
Do you want seconds?
**[16:05] Chuuya**
Boss, we received word that the
Agency got to the scene ahead of us
**[16:09] Chuuya**
and took Kouyou away.
**[16:12] Chuuya**
We can't take rash action
**[16:13] Chuuya**
now that one of the top five executives
has been taken hostage.
**[16:17] Ou**
Right...
**[16:20] Ou**
Okay!
**[16:21] Ou**
Let's kill the president of the Agency!
**[16:24] Ou**
I prefer assassination.
**[16:26] Ou**
If we hire outside contractors,
**[16:28] Ou**
we'll spare ourselves the labor
**[16:29] Ou**
and we can focus on confronting the Guild.
**[16:40] Dazai**
Hey, Sister.
**[16:44] Dazai**
It's been a while.
**[16:46] Koyo**
It has indeed been a while, traitor.
**[16:50] Koyo**
Boy, is Kyouka safe?
**[16:55] Naka**
She's missing.
**[16:59] Naka**
Because of you.
**[17:06] Naka**
What's so funny?!
**[17:09] Dazai**
Leave her to me.
**[17:13] Naka**
Dazai-san!
**[17:14] Dazai**
Just leave it, okay?
**[17:19] Dazai**
Well, then.
**[17:20] Dazai**
Sorry to get right to the point,
**[17:22] Dazai**
but tell us where the
Port Mafia's at in the conflict
**[17:23] Dazai**
and what your strategy is moving forward.
**[17:27] Koyo**
Have you forgotten the
Port Mafia's code, boy?
**[17:31] Koyo**
Those with loose tongues die first.
**[17:33] Dazai**
Your subordinates were marked with a brand
that identified them as torture specialists.
**[17:37] Dazai**
On the rare occasion that they ran
into trouble, I would help out...
**[17:44] Dazai**
Can you recall a single hostage who
didn't talk after *I* asked the questions?
**[17:49] Dazai**
This is not for the eyes of children.
**[17:54] Fuku**
All operatives are to leave
the company building
**[17:57] Fuku**
and gather at the former Bankoudou.
**[18:00] Kuni**
* Is that the place that used*
* to be your headquarters*
**[18:03] Kuni**
*before you founded the Agency, President?*
**[18:05] Fuku**
Only a select few know of that place.
**[18:09] Fuku**
If we cannot keep our location secret,
**[18:11] Fuku**
we'll be crushed by foes
who have superior numbers.
**[18:14] Kuni**
* So the president is*
* prepared to go to war...*
**[18:19] Fuku**
I seem to have visitors.
**[18:22] Kuni**
*President?*
**[18:23] Kuni**
*What's the matter?*
**[18:26] Kuni**
*President?*
**[18:29] Naka**
What's wrong?
**[18:31] Kuni**
The call with the president just...
**[18:33] Kuni**
Could it be an enemy attack?
**[18:34] Naka**
What?
**[18:35] Naka**
Then we should go help right away!
**[18:37] Kuni**
The president is fine.
**[18:38] Kuni**
More importantly—
**[18:39] Naka**
How do you know that for sure?!
**[18:47] Kuni**
Try to grab my hand.
**[18:49] Kuni**
You'll figure it out right away.
**[18:57] Kuni**
That's the first technique
I learned from my master.
**[19:01] Kuni**
I've never won a single match against him.
**[19:04] Kuni**
He's not going to lose to a group
of dime-a-dozen assassins.
**[19:10] Fuku**
Go back to your master and
tell him, "good try."
**[19:15] Fuku**
Continue to target me and me alone!
**[19:24] John**
Well done.
**[19:26] John**
It seems the Agency has abandoned their office
and hidden in a different facility.
**[19:31] John**
It will be difficult to
find their new location.
**[19:33] John**
The Port Mafia have begun to
make their move, as well.
**[19:37] Francis**
When I was a boy...
**[19:38] Francis**
I worked for two years to
buy a gun like this,
**[19:42] Francis**
but I still couldn't save enough,
so I killed four men.
**[19:45] Francis**
Now, I own the company that makes this gun.
**[19:50] Francis**
Money is a nightmare.
**[19:52] Francis**
Every time you obtain something you desire,
**[19:55] Francis**
you lose something you desire.
**[19:58] Francis**
Eventually, the world becomes as tiresome
as blue smoke rising from burning leaves.
**[20:04] Francis**
That's why, John...
**[20:08] Francis**
my world is so bright right now.
**[20:20] Francis**
That city will be mine.
**[20:31] Fuku**
Listen, all.
**[20:33] Fuku**
The Port Mafia seeks to
eradicate the Agency.
**[20:36] Fuku**
The Guild seeks to usurp the Agency.
**[20:39] Fuku**
We must protect the Agency
from these two foes.
**[20:44] Fuku**
Dazai, explain.
**[20:46] Dazai**
Yes, sir.
**[20:48] Dazai**
The Guild has substantial financial assets,
**[20:50] Dazai**
and the Port Mafia has
the numerical advantage.
**[20:52] Dazai**
So, we will split into defensive
and offensive teams
**[20:56] Dazai**
and engage in guerrilla tactics.
**[20:59] Dazai**
The critical goal for the defense
is to protect Yosano-sensei here.
***SIGN*** Defensive Team: Fukuzawa, Ranpo, Yosano, Kenji
**[21:04] Dazai**
With her healing ability,
**[21:05] Dazai**
as long as we don't die outright,
we will be cured of any injury.
***SIGN*** Offensive Team A Kunikida, Tanizaki
**[21:08] Dazai**
The offense will split into two teams,
**[21:11] Dazai**
and surprise the enemy using
Tanizaki-kun's subterfuge ability
***SIGN*** Offensive Team B Dazai, Atsushi
**[21:15] Dazai**
and my nullification ability.
**[21:17] Dazai**
The crux of this strategy is to keep
our base of operations hidden.
**[21:21] Dazai**
If our enemies were to hit us
here with everything they have,
**[21:24] Dazai**
our defense would not hold.
**[21:29] Chu**
Boss, our assault ended in failure.
**[21:33] Chu**
We've put a tail on him, but I suspect...
**[21:36] Ou**
Very well.
**[21:37] Ou**
It's all according to plan.
**[21:39] Ou**
And?
**[21:40] Ou**
What about the radioactive tracking element
we put on the assassins' clothes?
**[21:45] Chu**
We're getting a strong signal.
**[21:47] ---**
**[21:47] Ou**
*That's the Agency's secret hiding place.*
**[21:51] Fuku**
Only one of the three
organizations can survive.
**[21:54] Fuku**
Our only course of action is to fight!
**[21:57] Ou**
Of course, we'll be the ones left standing.
**[22:00] Francis**
I'm looking forward to the results.
**[22:03] FOF**
It'll be a three-way gifted war!
***SIGN*** Episode 18:
**[22:10] ---**
# 18 - The Conflict of Strategy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** One Strike.
**[00:03] Mori**
*One strike...*
**[00:06] Mori**
It's necessary to hit the enemy's
vital point in one strike.
**[00:13] Elise**
You suck.
**[00:15] Mori**
All right.
**[00:18] Elise**
Hey! What are you doing?
**[00:21] Mori**
Writing a letter to a friend.
**[01:54] Margaret**
Load all the cargo from my
country into hatch number three!
**[01:58] Margaret**
Damage anything, and you pay for it!
**[02:01] Margaret**
Honestly...
**[02:03] Margaret**
Why must I direct the loading of cargo?
**[02:17] Nathaniel**
Cut it out.
**[02:18] Margaret**
Huh?
**[02:19] Nathaniel**
Your gaze is such a nuisance,
I can't hear the voice of God.
**[02:22] Margaret**
Is that so? What a pious minister you are.
**[02:27] Margaret**
Then I'm sure you must love this verse...
**[02:30] Margaret**
"Dust to dust."
**[02:39] Nathaniel**
Genesis 3:19.
**[02:43] Margaret**
While everyone else is
scattered upon the land,
**[02:45] Margaret**
it's our duty to protect this ship.
**[02:49] Margaret**
Did you forget that?
**[02:52] Nathaniel**
Are you sure you aren't
the one who has forgotten?
**[02:55] Nathaniel**
It is my sacred duty to
pass judgment on sinners.
**[02:59] Nathaniel**
Any number of enemies is
welcome to come at me.
**[03:02] [SONG] Text**
Guild Operative
Nathaniel H.
**[03:02] Nathaniel**
They will atone for their
sins with their lives.
***SIGN*** Ability: The Scarlet Letter
**[03:07] Nathaniel**
Or do you wish for atonement as well?
**[03:08] [SONG] Text**
Guild Apprentice
Margaret M.
**[03:10] Margaret**
You aren't even worthy of polishing my shoes.
***SIGN*** Ability: Gone with the Wind
**[03:15] Guy**
Um... Excuse me—
**[03:19] Guy**
Th-This letter was found among the cargo.
***SIGN*** Dear Guild
**[03:22] Nathaniel**
A letter?
**[03:27] Nathaniel**
Dear Sir and Madam...
**[03:30] Mori**
* I hope this letter finds*
* you in the best of health.*
**[03:35] Elise**
Rintarou, you jerk! Idiot!
**[03:36] Mori**
* I write regarding the*
* recent military conflict.*
**[03:38] Mori**
*While it may sound presumptuous,*
**[03:39] Mori**
* I wish to inform you of the Guild*
* assets that we will next obliterate.*
**[03:42] Mori**
Give me back my crayon!
**[03:44] Nathaniel**
"These are the guild assets that
we will next obliterate..."
**[03:50] Nathaniel**
"First, your luxury liner, the Zelda.
**[03:54] Nathaniel**
Second, the life of Mr. Nathaniel.
**[03:58] Nathaniel**
Third, the life of Ms. Margaret."
**[04:01] Margaret**
What?
**[04:02] Nathaniel**
"Sincerely, Mori Ougai,
Boss of the Port Mafia."
**[04:06] Margaret**
Obliterate us and the ship?
**[04:09] Margaret**
Unthinkable.
**[04:12] Guy**
We'll depart once all cargo is on board.
**[04:15] Nathaniel**
How long?
**[04:16] Guy**
About two more hours, I believe...
**[04:18] Nathaniel**
Get it done in thirty minutes.
**[04:19] Guy**
Thirty minutes?!
**[04:21] Nathaniel**
You can have the freight helicopter unload
**[04:22] Nathaniel**
on the deck helipad while the
regular loading is going on.
**[04:26] Nathaniel**
And strengthen security around the ship.
**[04:29] Margaret**
Are you serious?
**[04:30] Margaret**
This silly threat letter is just a prank.
**[04:34] Nathaniel**
Are you sure?
**[04:36] Nathaniel**
Given that our Guild has no base on land,
**[04:39] Nathaniel**
this ship is essentially our front-line base.
**[04:41] Margaret**
So what?
**[04:43] Nathaniel**
This moment, as we're replenishing
supplies, is when we're most vulnerable.
**[04:47] Nathaniel**
Our enemy, this supernatural organization,
may not be a threat to our lives
**[04:51] Nathaniel**
but should they launch a surprise
attack, they could sink this ship.
**[04:56] Guy**
Mr. Nathaniel.
***SIGN*** Episode 18:
**[05:00] Guy**
We've found a suspicious man.
**[05:06] Guy**
He was found on the pier.
**[05:07] Guy**
He tried to escape, so we restrained him.
**[05:10] Guy**
He was carrying this.
**[05:13] Margaret**
He's just a thug from some island nation.
**[05:16] Nathaniel**
I saw your face pictured in a report,
**[05:19] Nathaniel**
Port Mafia Bomber.
**[05:21] Kajii**
Oh, who am I? Where am I?
**[05:26] Nathaniel**
I hear you once attempted to bomb a train,
but were stopped by the Detective Agency.
**[05:30] Kajii**
That was an experiment!
**[05:31] Kajii**
Every failure is a valuable sample!
**[05:34] Margaret**
Shall I make a mummy out of him?
**[05:36] Nathaniel**
No, I already have a good
idea of the enemy's hand.
**[05:40] Nathaniel**
He was, no doubt, in charge
of planting a bomb.
**[05:44] Nathaniel**
What a shoddy organization.
**[05:49] Kajii**
His blood...
**[05:50] Nathaniel**
The Scarlet Letter is the Word of God...
**[05:53] Nathaniel**
A judgment ability that penalizes the immoral
and leaves on them a mark that never fades.
**[05:56] Kajii**
W-Wait!
**[05:57] Kajii**
O-Okay, I get it! I surrender!
I'll tell you everything!
**[06:00] Kajii**
The truth is, I'm an ambassador representing
the commander-in-chief of the universe...
**[06:03] Kajii**
If you hurt me, you'll be in real trouble!
**[06:03] Margaret**
Oh, give me a break.
**[06:09] Nathaniel**
It appears that
**[06:11] Nathaniel**
you refuse to repent and atone for your sins.
**[06:16] Nathaniel**
These lemon-shaped bombs are your ability.
**[06:19] Nathaniel**
How truly foolish.
**[06:22] Nathaniel**
Even a common man can make bombs.
**[06:24] Nathaniel**
You thought you could sink this
ship with an ability like this?
**[06:29] Nathaniel**
You've obviously underestimated the Guild.
**[06:37] Nathaniel**
May God's grace be with you.
**[06:41] Guy**
* We will now unload the*
* supplies onto the ship.*
**[06:46] Kajii**
God... God, eh?
**[06:50] Kajii**
Are you saying you can hear the voice of God?
**[06:54] Kajii**
Science is the only language that allows us to
understand this universe God created.
**[07:00] Margaret**
The explosion didn't affect him?
**[07:02] Kajii**
I have bad news for you.
**[07:04] Kajii**
It's the job of you clergymen to believe,
**[07:08] Kajii**
but the very foundation of science
is to question everything.
**[07:11] Kajii**
You should have questioned this
bomb-making ability a bit more.
**[07:16] Kajii**
It is true that I made these
bombs on my own time.
**[07:20] Kajii**
And my true gift is the ability to take
no damage from lemon-shaped bombs!
**[07:26] Kajii**
Lemons! That beautiful spindle
shape is the ultimate geometry,
**[07:29] Kajii**
as well as the destroyer
of this tedious world!
**[07:31] Kajii**
On that note, here's a present for you from
**[07:34] Kajii**
the commander-in-chief
of the universe and myself...
**[07:39] Nathaniel**
It can't be...
**[07:42] Nathaniel**
Everyone get away from the ship!
**[08:03] Margaret**
The ship...
**[08:04] Margaret**
Just who is that man?!
**[08:06] Nathaniel**
It appears the threat
letter was no mere prank.
**[08:11] Nathaniel**
And two targets still remain.
**[08:16] Nathaniel**
The enemy will be upon us shortly.
**[08:18] Nathaniel**
We will engage them here.
**[08:20] Nathaniel**
If we stop their surprise attack,
**[08:22] Nathaniel**
no number of gifted enemies
can be a match for us.
**[08:27] Mori**
...is probably what our enemy will think.
**[08:31] Mori**
The Guild's gifted members
are indeed formidable.
**[08:34] Mori**
Even our elite would have a
difficult time bringing them down.
**[08:40] Mori**
Which is why...
**[08:44] Mori**
I've just played my most
eager, motivated piece.
**[08:57] Akutagawa**
This sea breeze is suffocating.
**[09:15] Akutagawa**
Let's get this over with quickly.
**[09:18] Nathaniel**
Are you a Port Mafia assassin?
**[09:20] Akutagawa**
How are you feeling, irmão of the Guild?
**[09:23] Nathaniel**
Pretty awful.
**[09:24] Nathaniel**
A bit like I've had a run-in with
the devil spoken of in the Bible.
**[09:29] Nathaniel**
May I ask your name?
**[09:32] Akutagawa**
Diablo.
**[09:34] Nathaniel**
Then this must be Mount Hermon.
**[09:37] Nathaniel**
Are you a trial sent to test this
humble servant's faith in God?
**[09:41] Akutagawa**
Is it a trial you want?
**[09:43] Akutagawa**
Then I'll give you one!
**[09:49] Nathaniel**
Do not call me "irmão."
**[09:51] Nathaniel**
I am a minister, not some
relic of ancient Rome!
**[09:55] Nathaniel**
Don't think that will be
enough to test my faith,
**[09:58] Nathaniel**
you trash!
**[10:02] Nathaniel**
Repent, little guy of the Port Mafia!
**[10:05] Akutagawa**
Interesting!
**[10:11] Nathaniel**
* The enemy's ability is intermediate-range*
* matter manipulation,*
**[10:14] Nathanial**
*both offensive and defensive?*
**[10:17] Nathaniel**
*That's similar to my own.*
**[10:20] Nathaniel**
*In that case...*
**[10:23] Both**
* The one whose ability holds*
* the most potential will win!*
***SIGN*** Rashoumon
**[10:26] Akutagawa**
Rashoumon!
**[10:30] Nathaniel**
The Scarlet Letter!
***SIGN*** The Scarlet Letter
**[10:37] Akutagawa**
Is that all you can do, irmão?
**[10:42] Nathaniel**
You are no devil at all.
**[10:46] Akutagawa**
What?
**[10:49] Akutagawa**
*The blood on my coat is turning into writing?*
**[10:53] Nathaniel**
You are merely a soulless beast
that craves the flesh of the weak.
**[10:58] Nathaniel**
I'm sure you've only fought gifted enemies
**[11:01] Nathaniel**
who were weaker than you up until now.
**[11:06] Margaret**
The Port Mafia is nothing.
**[11:08] Margaret**
I will take back my family's honor!
**[11:15] Akutagawa**
*My coat is falling apart...*
**[11:17] Akutagawa**
*A weathering ability?*
**[11:19] Margaret**
I cannot lose to one like you,
**[11:23] Margaret**
who has never known defeat or humiliation!
**[11:30] Akutagawa**
Never known defeat, you say?
**[11:39] Nathaniel**
Margaret!
**[11:41] Akutagawa**
Defeat and humiliation are always with me.
**[11:50] Akutagawa**
I am a remnant, going through the darkness.
**[11:54] Akutagawa**
As such, despair of this nature
**[11:59] Akutagawa**
will not ruin me!
**[12:10] Akutagawa**
Not now...
**[12:12] Nathaniel**
* That's not a wound caused*
* by The Scarlet Letter.*
**[12:15] Nathaniel**
* Could it be... he was seriously*
* injured when he came here?*
**[12:19] Akutagawa**
This is nothing! Come at me!
**[12:21] Akutagawa**
Fight me with all you've got.
**[12:24] Akutagawa**
Otherwise, there was no
point to me coming here!
**[12:29] Nathaniel**
Why would you go to such lengths?
**[12:31] Akutagawa**
My only hope is for one word.
**[12:35] Akutagawa**
A simple, trivial word
from a certain person...
**[12:38] Akutagawa**
For the sake of hearing that word,
**[12:41] Akutagawa**
I have come through countless
humiliating defeats!
**[12:47] Nathaniel**
* This man is a ruthless*
* killer from the Port Mafia,*
**[12:51] Nathaniel**
* yet at the same time,*
* he longs deeply for something.*
**[12:54] Nathaniel**
*Something worth giving his life for...*
**[12:57] Nathaniel**
* And with an intensity that nearly*
* rivals that of religious faith.*
**[13:03] Nathaniel**
You asked me to fight with all I've got, yes?
**[13:08] Nathaniel**
I've changed my mind. I will grant your wish.
**[13:18] Akutagawa**
What?!
**[13:47] Akutagawa**
Rashoumon...
**[13:49] Akutagawa**
Jaws of Endless Gates!
***SIGN*** Jaws of Endless Gates
**[14:05] Nathaniel**
Margaret...
**[14:23] (Flashback) Naka**
People need to be told they're worthy
of being alive by someone else, or they can't go on.
**[14:27] (Flashback) Naka**
Why can't you understand such a simple thing?!
**[14:32] (Flashback) Naka**
Those words...
**[14:35] Akutagawa**
I don't need you to tell
me that. I already know.
**[14:40] Rampo**
Man, I'm so bored!
**[14:42] Rampo**
I wanna go outside!
**[14:44] Yukichi**
Nothing out of the ordinary in the footage?
**[14:47] Akiko**
Just a bunch of nothing.
**[14:50] Yukichi**
The only way to get into this hall
**[14:53] Yukichi**
is through the underground railroad tunnel.
**[14:56] Yukichi**
Even if the enemy does try to enter,
**[14:58] Yukichi**
the security camera footage will
tell us before they get here.
**[15:03] Akiko**
And there are lots of
traps along the way, too.
**[15:06] Rampo**
War is so boring.
**[15:10] Rampo**
My emergency snacks ran out in half a day.
**[15:14] Rampo**
I know!
**[15:15] Rampo**
Hey, Yosano-san, let's play hanafuda on this!
**[15:18] Akiko**
Oh? What are we going to bet?
**[15:22] Mori**
Attacking enemy bases always
makes my heart dance with joy.
**[15:26] Mori**
It's time for the next move.
How go the preparations?
**[15:29] Guy**
Everything is ready.
**[15:31] Mori**
You have more than enough force to
crush the Armed Detective Agency.
**[15:36] Mori**
I look forward to hearing a superb melody.
**[15:39] Akiko**
What's the matter?
**[15:40] Rampo**
President, I think we should
call back the defensive teams.
**[15:44] Yukichi**
The enemy?
**[15:46] Yukichi**
How many are attacking?
**[15:51] Rampo**
One.
**[16:03] Kirako**
Mii-chan...
**[16:05] Kirako**
As soon as this whole mess is over,
I'll come for you, okay?
**[16:11] Kirako**
N-N-Naomi-chan!
**[16:13] Naomi**
Haruno-san...
**[16:13] Kirako**
I-I-I was working! Really!
**[16:15] Kirako**
We office workers are
part of the company, too!
***SIGN*** Tokyo Daily News
**[16:20] [SONG] Text**
40 Killed, 300+ Injured in Cruise Liner
Explosion at Yokohama Commercial Port
**[16:24] Naomi**
An explosion on a cruise liner
at a commercial port in Yokohama?
**[16:28] Naomi**
That's not the Guild's ship, is it?
**[16:31] Naomi**
Then what caused the explosion?
**[16:33] Kirako**
It was the other enemy,
the one who loves explosions.
**[16:36] Kirako**
The Agency may be his next target...
**[16:40] Kirako**
I hope my brother is safe...
**[16:45] Kirako**
Don't worry, Naomi-chan.
**[16:48] Naomi**
We know Mii-chan is okay, after all!
**[16:51] Kirako**
Please forget that.
**[16:55] Akiko**
Cameras 3, 4, and 8 have stopped transmitting.
**[16:58] Yukichi**
Activate the automatic turrets!
**[17:12] Chuuya**
* You'd send these puppets*
* to receive a special envoy?*
**[17:15] Chuuya**
*You're so short-staffed, I could cry.*
**[17:18] Chuuya**
* Could you send out something*
* that's actually alive?*
**[17:21] Rampo**
President...
**[17:24] Yukichi**
Are you of the same opinion as I am?
**[17:33] Chuuya**
Oh, come on...
**[17:34] Chuuya**
Only two?
**[17:36] Akiko**
If you're dissatisfied with your reception,
come back after making an appointment.
**[17:40] Chuuya**
You think the Mafia needs an appointment
to raise hell in an enemy base?
**[17:44] Kenji**
Oh! I don't think they do!
**[17:46] Akiko**
If you want to raise hell, have at it.
**[17:49] Akiko**
But that's not what you came here for.
**[17:52] Akiko**
Am I right?
**[17:54] Chuuya**
How do you know?
**[17:55] Akiko**
We're a detective agency, you know.
**[17:57] Akiko**
What good would we be if we couldn't figure
out a client's intentions at a glance?
**[18:03] Chuuya**
Where's your president?
**[18:04] Akiko**
Over there.
**[18:08] Chuuya**
Here's a present from my boss.
**[18:12] Yukichi**
Those are...
**[18:14] Yukichi**
Members of the Guild?
**[18:16] Chuuya**
*We reeled them in with bait.*
**[18:18] Chuuya**
* The time and location they'll*
* appear is written here.*
**[18:21] Chuuya**
*You don't get many chances like this, do you?*
**[18:24] Chuuya**
* You can get one over on*
* that detestable Guild!*
**[18:30] Yukichi**
* The chance to ambush gifted Guild*
* members is indeed attractive...*
**[18:35] Akiko**
I see. That's a titillating proposal.
**[18:39] Chuuya**
Isn't it?
**[18:40] Akiko**
But I've got an even better one.
**[18:42] Akiko**
How about I hack off your limbs
**[18:45] Akiko**
and make you cough up your plans?
**[18:49] Chuuya**
Now that's a brilliant idea.
**[18:52] Chuuya**
Give it a try.
**[18:53] Akiko**
Kenji!
**[18:54] Kenji**
Got it!
**[18:58] Kenji**
Hi-yah!
**[19:00] Chuuya**
Nice!
**[19:02] Kenji**
Watch out, now!
**[19:06] Chuuya**
This is exactly what a job ought to be like!
**[19:15] Akiko**
What?!
**[19:18] Akiko**
That ability...
**[19:20] Akiko**
You're Nakahara Chuuya, the
gravity manipulator, aren't you?
**[19:23] Chuuya**
That damn Dazai must have blabbed...
**[19:25] Kenji**
He's standing upside-down,
but his hat isn't falling off!
**[19:29] Kenji**
City folk really are amazing.
**[19:37] Chuuya**
Now...
**[19:39] Chuuya**
Who wants to fight against gravity?
**[19:46] Yukichi**
Here's my answer, special
envoy of the Port Mafia.
**[19:49] Chuuya**
*Huh?*
**[19:50] Yukichi**
It's true that if the Detective
Agency defeats the Guild,
**[19:53] Yukichi**
you will slash the enemy's strength
without lifting a finger.
**[19:56] Yukichi**
If you're lucky, the Detective Agency and
the Guild might even take each other out.
**[20:02] Chuuya**
*But you have nothing to lose yourself.*
**[20:05] Chuuya**
*Right?*
**[20:06] Yukichi**
If what you say is true, then yes.
**[20:09] Rampo**
Sheesh...
**[20:10] Yukichi**
What are you hiding?
**[20:12] Chuuya**
*Nothing.*
**[20:14] Yukichi**
What action is the Port Mafia going to take?
**[20:18] Chuuya**
They don't have to take any action.
**[20:22] Rampo**
I see. So that's what's going on.
**[20:27] Rampo**
* The Guild must have suspected*
* a trap, just like we do.*
**[20:32] Rampo**
*But they fell for it.*
**[20:35] Rampo**
Because the bait was just too appetizing.
**[20:38] Rampo**
What did you use to bait the Guild?
**[20:43] Steinbeck**
No matter what nation you're in,
being in the countryside soothes the soul.
**[20:47] Steinbeck**
So, the Port Mafia's gift is just ahead.
**[20:51] Lovecraft**
This is obviously a trap to
lure us out. Why should we go?
**[20:56] Steinbeck**
Because the bait's so appealing.
**[20:59] Steinbeck**
If we succeed in the abduction,
**[21:00] Steinbeck**
we've basically defeated
the Detective Agency.
**[21:03] Yukichi**
You used our office staff as bait?!
**[21:05] Chuuya**
*You can still get them out of there in time.*
**[21:08] Chuuya**
* Plus, the Guild has no idea*
* that you're about to act.*
**[21:12] Chuuya**
*It'll be an easy win.*
**[21:14] Yukichi**
Is anything he's said untrue?
**[21:17] Rampo**
No, unfortunately.
**[21:21] Rampo**
Times like these are when the
truth is the most effective.
**[21:27] Chuuya**
"Even if they know it's a pitfall,
the Agency will still fall right into it."
**[21:32] Chuuya**
My boss's words.
**[21:35] Yukichi**
Order the office staff
to evacuate immediately.
**[21:38] Yukichi**
And...
**[21:41] Yukichi**
Put me through to Kunikida.
**[23:16] Doppo**
We're the only ones who
can get to them in time?
**[23:19] Doppo**
Right...
**[23:21] Doppo**
Right. We'll head straight there.
**[23:28] Tanizaki**
The president?
**[23:30] Doppo**
Yeah.
**[23:32] Tanizaki**
What'd he say?
***SIGN*** Episode 19:
Will of Tycoon
**[23:36] Doppo**
We're going head-to-head with the Guild.
# 19 - Will of Tycoon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** (Respiration)
**[00:08] Naomi**
Haruno-san, quick!
**[00:09] Naomi**
The others will come for
us if we can make it out.
**[00:15] Haruno**
Naomi-chan, are you sure the
detectives will come help us?
**[00:20] Naomi**
We have my brother.
**[00:23] Naomi**
I'm certain he'll come.
**[00:29] Orange**
This is a great lodge.
**[00:31] Orange**
We can make a nice orchard
here, once we till the land.
**[00:34] Lovecraft**
How do we capture them?
**[00:36] Orange**
You'd just rip their heads
off, with your ability.
**[00:40] Orange**
Let's go with my grapes.
**[01:16] Orange**
There you are.
**[02:54] Naomi**
What was that?
**[02:55] Naomi**
Something's got the car.
**[02:56] Naomi**
I can't open the door.
**[03:01] Haruno**
Tree roots?
**[03:03] Naomi**
We're going to get crushed!
**[03:10] Orange**
Sorry about that, ladies.
**[03:14] Orange**
Do you know how grapes are made?
**[03:18] Orange**
Grape vines are adept at attaching to
other plants, so their scions are grafted.
**[03:26] Orange**
Like this.
**[03:29] Orange**
By merging my grape vine
with the other plants,
**[03:33] Orange**
I can use all the plants around
here as an extension of my body.
**[03:38] Orange**
And since I'm sharing my
senses with all the plants,
**[03:43] Orange**
it's easy for me to find you running off.
**[03:47] Orange**
Don't look so upset.
**[03:49] Orange**
I just need you to do me a favor.
**[03:52] Naomi**
When a villain asks for a "favor,"
**[03:54] Naomi**
it's something along the lines of
"Take advantage, exploit, and discard."
**[03:57] Orange**
The Guild isn't an evil organization.
**[04:00] Orange**
Of course...
**[04:02] Orange**
I have a sister back
home who's about your age.
**[04:05] Orange**
It's a huge family.
**[04:07] Orange**
The dinner table is a warzone.
**[04:09] Orange**
My sister loves pie.
**[04:12] Orange**
She'd always take my share.
**[04:14] Orange**
But she's so cute, I let
her get away with it.
**[04:17] Naomi**
Then let us go.
**[04:22] Orange**
Sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.
**[04:25] Orange**
The Guild's work is treacherous,
but the pay is good.
**[04:29] Orange**
If I were to get fired,
my family would starve.
**[04:31] Naomi**
Please, stop.
**[04:34] Orange**
I don't care what happens to
you, if it's for my sister.
**[04:42] Lovecraft**
Snow? In this season?
**[04:54] More orange**
Naomi, run!
**[04:55] Naomi**
Brother!
**[04:56] More orange**
A passenger train is passing
by in five minutes.
**[05:00] More orange**
I'll convince them to wait
for just one minute.
**[05:03] More orange**
Jump on.
**[05:04] More orange**
Now, run!
**[05:05] More orange**
Don't look back!
**[05:08] Orange**
I thought this might happen.
**[05:10] Orange**
My sources weren't very reliable.
**[05:13] Glasses**
*Given his ability as I saw it earlier,*
**[05:16] Glasses**
*as soon as he connects with the woods,*
**[05:18] Glasses**
* he'll be able to manipulate the roots at*
* the base of the hill and stop the train.*
**[05:23] Glasses**
*I can't let him touch any trees*
**[05:26] Glasses**
*for five minutes so our staff can get away.*
**[05:32] A**
Kunikida-san!
**[05:34] Orange**
You just thought, "I'll win if I don't let
him touch any trees while the girls run away."
**[05:41] Orange**
Simplify your understanding
of the battlefield too much,
**[05:43] Orange**
and your behavior becomes easy to read.
**[05:46] Glasses**
Indeed.
**[05:47] Glasses**
I'll have to write that
down in my notebook later.
**[05:50] Glasses**
By the way, did you just have this thought?
**[05:54] Glasses**
"Slap away his pistol, and he'll
have no means of attacking me."
**[05:59] Glasses**
Doppo Poet!
**[06:13] Glasses**
Simplify your understanding
of the battlefield too much,
**[06:16] Glasses**
and your behavior becomes easy to read.
**[06:18] Glasses**
Write that down later.
**[06:21] Glasses**
A secret organization from the
superpower abducting people abroad, I see.
**[06:25] Orange**
That hurts to hear.
**[06:27] Orange**
My boss told me, though, that the Guild
isn't an organization that does good.
**[06:32] Orange**
It's an organization that
does what needs to be done.
**[06:36] Another orange**
Kunikida-san, behind you!
**[06:38] Glasses**
What?!
**[06:40] Glasses**
*Do his abilities make him immune to bullets?*
**[06:43] Orange**
You're late, Lovecraft.
**[06:45] Orange**
What were you doing?
**[06:47] Lovecraft**
Sleeping.
**[06:48] Orange**
Oh, you.
**[06:49] Lovecraft**
Sorry.
**[06:52] Glasses**
Tanizaki! Use your Light Snow to hide!
**[06:59] Glasses**
*What is this ability?*
**[07:01] Glasses**
It's way too powerful a gift.
**[07:04] Lovecraft**
Do we kill them?
**[07:06] Orange**
I don't know.
**[07:07] Orange**
Let's catch the girls first,
and then ask for orders.
**[07:17] Naomi**
There it is.
**[07:20] Naomi**
Haruno-san!
**[07:25] Naomi**
The train.
**[07:26] Orange**
All right, job's done.
**[07:29] Orange**
Let's pull out before the
local police arrive.
**[07:32] Another orange**
* There's no point hiding*
* myself with Light Snow now.*
**[07:36] Another orange**
*What can I do?*
**[07:38] Orange**
I'm borrowing your sister.
**[07:42] Another orange**
What are you doing with Naomi?
**[07:44] Orange**
I'm not assigned to her, so I don't know.
**[07:46] Orange**
Confine her... Torture her, I guess.
**[07:49] Glasses**
Don't think you can get away with this!
**[07:51] Orange**
This is work.
**[07:53] Orange**
You moralists would never understand.
**[07:58] Another orange**
Morals?
**[08:02] Orange**
*A truck.*
**[08:04] Orange**
*Things could get nasty if they saw this.*
**[08:07] Another orange**
Sure, the Agency has a sense of morals.
**[08:11] Another orange**
But Naomi is different to me.
**[08:15] Another orange**
Justice, morals, ego...
**[08:19] Another orange**
She's so much more to me than any of
those things that I can't compare them.
**[08:25] Orange**
*Hasn't that truck noticed us?*
**[08:33] Orange**
No.
**[08:34] Orange**
Do we look like part of
the road to the driver?!
**[08:37] Another orange**
For Naomi, I'd gladly burn the world.
**[08:47] Haruno**
They stopped moving.
**[08:49] Naomi**
Haruno-san!
**[09:01] Naomi**
Haruno-san!
**[09:20] Lovecraft**
That was unexpected.
**[09:21] Orange**
Where'd they go?
**[09:23] Lovecraft**
I don't sense their presence.
**[09:25] Lovecraft**
It seems they hid themselves and escaped.
**[09:35] A**
Freeze!
**[09:36] B**
HQ, we've found the suspects
in the reported abductions.
**[09:42] Orange**
So they reported us ahead of time.
**[09:47] Atsushi**
That train is late, the one
they're supposed to be on.
**[09:51] Trench coat**
Mori-san from the Port Mafia is the human
manifestation of streamlining.
**[09:55] Trench coat**
He controls the situation with
cold, mathematical detachment.
**[09:59] Trench coat**
You can count on him to take advantage of
the fact we're letting our guard down.
**[10:08] Naomi**
We'll be safe for a while now.
**[10:10] Haruno**
Uh-huh.
**[10:12] Haruno**
Sorry.
**[10:21] Starry-eyed surprise**
Sorry?
**[10:26] Starry-eyed surprise**
I'm sorry, too.
**[10:29] Starry-eyed surprise**
Are you hurt?
**[10:35] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun.
**[10:36] Atsushi**
Yes?
**[10:38] Dazai**
I have an unavoidable item on my agenda.
**[10:40] Atsushi**
What is it?
**[10:42] Dazai**
I'm going to the bathroom.
**[10:45] Dazai**
I'm not going to make it!
**[10:58] Dazai**
There's no one watching us here.
**[11:00] Dazai**
You ought to come out.
**[11:02] Dazai**
Hey, Gin-chan.
**[11:04] Dazai**
You've grown taller.
**[11:08] Blonde**
So you knew we were watching you.
**[11:11] Dazai**
I was the one who created the Port Mafia's
surveillance techniques, after all.
**[11:15] Dazai**
So, what do you want from me?
**[11:17] Blonde**
Don't you think this gun
tells you what we want?
**[11:20] Dazai**
I don't.
**[11:22] Dazai**
For a group of assassins,
you've recruited some lousy members.
**[11:26] Dazai**
Gin-chan, would you please put
this away? It's dangerous.
**[11:32] Blonde**
You're right, that's not why we're here.
**[11:35] Blonde**
I have a message from the boss.
**[11:37] Dazai**
From Mori-san, huh?
**[11:40] Dazai**
I wonder what it is.
**[11:41] Blonde**
The message is this:
**[11:44] (Flashback) Mori**
Dazai-kun, are you interested in coming
back to the Port Mafia executives?
**[11:55] ---**
Ah, what a pleasant invitation.
**[11:58] Blonde**
I've looked at your records.
**[12:02] Blonde**
Your blood is mafia black.
**[12:05] Blonde**
More so than anyone in this nation.
**[12:06] Dazai**
People change.
**[12:08] Dazai**
I mean, Gin-chan over there was
a dainty little girl, this tall.
**[12:16] Gin-chan**
Don't change the subject.
***SIGN*** And she has a sweet voice.
**[12:19] Blonde**
G-Girl?
***SIGN*** G-Girl?
**[12:29] Atsushi**
Haruno-san.
**[12:30] Atsushi**
Naomi-san.
**[12:31] Atsushi**
You were safe.
**[12:32] Naomi**
Yes.
**[12:34] Naomi**
I never thought they'd come
after the staff, though.
**[12:36] Atsushi**
You're safe now.
**[12:38] Atsushi**
We'll escort you to the extraction point.
**[12:42] Dazai**
Something doesn't add up, though.
**[12:44] Dazai**
Why would Mori-san set people
aside for this charade?
**[12:47] Blonde**
In order to protect you.
**[12:49] Dazai**
To protect me?
**[12:52] Blonde**
The boss has set Q free.
**[12:57] Naomi**
Oh yeah, let me introduce someone to you.
**[12:59] Naomi**
We got acquainted on the train.
**[13:03] Atsushi**
Whoa.
**[13:14] Atsushi**
*What the?*
**[13:15] Atsushi**
*There are razors taped*
**[13:18] Atsushi**
*The slightest bump would hurt him.*
**[13:25] Kyu**
Let's play.
**[13:28] Atsushi**
Impossible.
**[13:29] Atsushi**
Do you have any idea what he's unleashed?
**[13:32] Atsushi**
Q is a walking catastrophe.
He'll doom everyone, friend or foe.
**[13:37] Blonde**
The Port Mafia doesn't choose its
means to reach its ends.
**[13:41] Dazai**
Why do you think Q was
imprisoned in the first place?
**[13:45] ---**
**[13:48] Dazai**
It was because he has the most abhorrent
ability of them all. Mind control.
**[14:04] Kyu**
You better do something,
or he's going to die.
**[14:07] Atsushi**
*The enemy's gift...*
**[14:10] Atsushi**
*I have to protect them.*
**[14:14] Mori**
You can't protect anyone.
**[14:17] Mori**
What do you think you can protect?
**[14:20] Atsushi**
No.
**[14:21] Atsushi**
I'm not the same person I was before.
**[14:24] Atsushi**
I have power.
**[14:28] Atsushi**
*I'm sorry, Haruno-san.*
**[14:35] Dazai**
Q's curse attacks the minds of
his victims with hallucinations.
**[14:40] Dazai**
They begin to attack the people
around them indiscriminately.
**[14:42] Dazai**
The curse is triggered by the destruction
of the doll at the root of the curse.
**[14:49] Dazai**
But only a *receiver* is
cursed when that happens.
**[14:54] Dazai**
In order to become a receiver,
one must hurt Q.
**[14:58] Dazai**
Receivers show a bruise that looks as
though they were grabbed by someone,
**[15:03] Dazai**
which makes them easy to distinguish.
**[15:07] Dazai**
You mentioned that you
came here to protect me.
**[15:14] Dazai**
Damn!
**[15:18] Dazai**
Stop, Atsushi-kun!
**[15:20] Dazai**
Look carefully!
**[15:23] Naomi**
Atsushi-san...
**[15:25] Naomi**
Stop.
**[15:32] Atsushi**
No...
**[15:33] Atsushi**
I was the only one being
manipulated this whole time?
**[15:38] Atsushi**
I was only trying to protect them.
**[15:40] A**
It's all your fault.
**[15:44] A**
It's in your nature to be swept up
by power and hurt others.
**[15:47] A**
That will never change.
**[15:48] Atsushi**
No!
**[15:49] Left**
It's your fault.
**[15:49] Atsushi**
I want to change.
**[15:51] Right**
Be gone from this world.
**[15:51] Atsushi**
I just want to protect people.
**[15:57] Atsushi**
Stop!
**[16:03] Dazai**
Now do you understand who you are?
**[16:07] Dazai**
Be gone.
**[16:08] Dazai**
Ability: No Longer Human.
**[16:15] Kyu**
Your new friends are so fragile, Dazai-san.
**[16:19] Kyu**
It's okay, though.
**[16:21] Kyu**
I still look forward to breaking you.
***SIGN*** Q Yumeno Kyusaku
***SIGN*** Ability: Dogra Magra
**[16:25] Kyu**
In return for making me suffer, I'm
going to hurt you and break you lots.
**[16:31] Dazai**
I won't capture you next time.
**[16:33] Dazai**
I'll rip your heart out.
**[16:35] Kyu**
Let's play again, Dazai-san.
**[16:48] Dazai**
Let's go, Atsushi-kun.
**[16:49] Dazai**
Get up.
**[16:50] Atsushi**
I'm no good!
**[16:53] Atsushi**
I shouldn't have existed.
**[17:00] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun.
**[17:08] Dazai**
Listen to me, Atsushi-kun.
**[17:11] Dazai**
I'll give you some advice for
once, like a proper senpai.
**[17:15] Dazai**
Stop pitying yourself.
**[17:18] Dazai**
Pity yourself, and life becomes
an endless nightmare.
**[17:28] Dazai**
Now, then...
**[17:30] Dazai**
We don't have the luxury of choosing
our methods anymore, either.
**[17:34] Dazai**
If the enemy wants to play their
trump card, we'll do the same.
***SIGN*** Early next morning
**[17:41] A**
Another strategy proposal?
***SIGN*** Ability: Little Women
***SIGN*** Guild Apprentice Louisa A.
**[17:43] Louisa**
I, um... Yes.
**[17:49] A**
Did you have to write an epic novel?
**[17:52] Louisa**
Umm...
**[17:53] Louisa**
I'm sorry.
**[17:54] Louisa**
I'll redo it.
**[17:58] A**
I'll read it along the way.
**[17:59] A**
Where's our next mission site?
**[18:01] Louisa**
I-It's too dangerous.
**[18:03] Louisa**
The cruise ship just fell.
**[18:05] Louisa**
I'd like you to stay put
inside, Lord Francis.
**[18:09] A**
The Guild's site is wherever I am.
**[18:13] A**
Is it not?
**[18:19] Kouyou**
Hello, young lad.
**[18:21] Kouyou**
Are you here alone?
**[18:23] Atsushi**
Why are you here?
**[18:25] Kouyou**
I made a deal with Dazai.
**[18:28] Kouyou**
If he is to find and save Kyouka,
I will stay patiently here.
**[18:34] Kouyou**
Don't you want to be with Dazai?
**[18:39] Atsushi**
Dazai-san went to negotiate
with a government agent.
**[18:58] Ango**
How long has it been, Dazai-kun?
**[19:01] Ango**
I was surprised when I received your call.
**[19:03] Atsushi**
Hey, Ango.
**[19:05] Atsushi**
You're looking well.
**[19:08] Atsushi**
Glad you came, Ango.
**[19:11] Atsushi**
Why did you think I'd have forgiven you?
**[19:18] Atsushi**
Just kidding.
**[19:20] Atsushi**
I bet you left this thing unloaded.
**[19:23] Ango**
What do you want?
**[19:26] Kouyou**
I see.
**[19:28] Kouyou**
The Gifted Special Operations Division
**[19:30] Kouyou**
is the most powerful secret gifted
organization in the nation.
**[19:34] Kouyou**
Get them on your side, and they'll be sure
to become the Agency's greatest weapon.
**[19:39] Atsushi**
Then Kyouka-chan can come
back to the Agency soon.
**[19:43] Kouyou**
I wonder.
**[19:45] Kouyou**
Say, young boy, do you truly believe
that a young girl of fourteen can,
**[19:51] Kouyou**
with just a few months of training,
kill thirty-five people?
**[19:57] Kouyou**
It's her gift.
**[19:59] Kouyou**
So long as her gift is bound to her soul,
she'll never escape the darkness.
**[20:06] Kouyou**
Just as I never was able to.
**[20:11] Kouyou**
Boy,
**[20:14] Kouyou**
please take care of Kyouka.
**[20:18] Dazai**
Isn't it the Special Operations Division's
job to crack down on gifted crime groups?
**[20:22] Dazai**
You shouldn't neglect your duties.
**[20:25] Ango**
We're aware of the Guild's
activities as well.
**[20:28] Dazai**
So you knew about it,
and let them off the hook?
**[20:31] Ango**
They applied pressure on diplomats
**[20:34] Ango**
to grant their members the
same immunities as them.
**[20:38] Ango**
They're above the law.
**[20:41] Ango**
Law enforcement can't even take
the Guild into custody anymore.
**[20:47] Ango**
Dazai-kun, please, escape.
**[20:48] Ango**
Immediately.
**[20:49] Ango**
And tell your subordinates that
their lives are in danger.
**[20:59] Atsushi**
Dazai-san's taking a while.
**[21:02] A**
Did I keep you waiting?
**[21:09] A**
What a predictable reaction.
**[21:12] A**
Boring.
**[21:13] Atsushi**
*He's too strong.*
**[21:15] Atsushi**
*Does he have combat abilities?*
**[21:17] Atsushi**
*But if I can take him down, the war is over!*
**[21:24] A**
That was a nice kick.
**[21:26] A**
It was worth at least ten thousand bucks.
**[21:28] A**
But...
**[21:33] A**
The bounty we've placed on you is seven billion.
**[21:38] A**
I can't buy you for that much.
**[21:41] A**
But don't get bummed out.
**[21:43] A**
You're valuable for other reasons.
**[21:47] A**
Now, come with me.
**[21:50] Atsushi**
*It's the same thing all over again.*
**[21:53] Atsushi**
*Not again.*
**[21:57] Kyouka**
Wait.
**[22:06] Atsushi**
Kyouka.
***SIGN*** Episode 20:
Though the Head
May Err
**[22:07] Atsushi**
So then...
# 20 - Though the Mind May be Wrong
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** Now, why don't you come with me, tiger boy?
**[00:01] A**
Now, why don't you come with me, tiger boy?
**[00:07] Atsushi**
*It's happening again.*
**[00:10] Atsushi**
*Yet again, I'm...*
**[00:13] Kyouka**
Wait.
**[00:17] Francis**
Weren't you with the Port Mafia?
**[00:20] Kyouka**
I'm not.
**[00:21] Kyouka**
My name is Kyouka.
**[00:23] Kyouka**
I'm with the Agency.
**[00:27] Francis**
What a barbaric nation.
**[00:29] Francis**
For such a young girl to be so...
**[00:32] Francis**
You, wait!
**[00:36] Francis**
Oh, dear.
**[00:41] Atsushi**
I've been looking for you.
**[00:43] Atsushi**
Where were you all this time?
**[00:45] Kyouka**
In alleyways and slums.
**[00:47] Kyouka**
Where I used to be.
**[00:50] Kyouka**
But I didn't belong there anymore.
**[00:55] Kyouka**
I called the city police
from the shop phone.
**[00:59] Kyouka**
It won't be so easy for the
Guild with the police around.
**[01:03] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan...
**[01:05] Atsushi**
You could have stayed out of the war
if you just stayed missing.
**[01:11] Kyouka**
The Agency is my only home.
**[01:15] (Flashback) Kouyou**
Kyouka will soon kill many people.
**[01:19] (Flashback) Kouyou**
So long as her abilities are
darkly entangled within her soul,
**[01:23] (Flashback) Kouyou**
she will never escape the darkness.
**[01:27] Kyouka**
For the first time in my life,
I aspire to be something.
**[01:31] Kyouka**
So I will fight.
**[01:33] Kyouka**
Even if that means I have to use
everything that lurks within me.
**[01:40] Kyouka**
They're here.
**[03:12] Atsushi**
Excuse me.
**[03:14] A**
What happened?
**[03:16] Atsushi**
We were attacked with weapons.
**[03:19] A**
What?
**[03:20] A**
Captain!
**[03:22] B**
Unit 07 here, calling headquarters.
**[03:25] C**
*Headquarters.*
**[03:27] C**
*Your location?*
**[03:29] B**
Dock Three.
**[03:30] C**
* We have information that a serial*
* murderer is on the loose in that area.*
**[03:35] C**
*A girl of fourteen, dressed in Japanese clothes.*
**[03:37] C**
*I repeat.*
**[03:38] C**
* We have information that a serial*
* murderer is on the loose in that area.*
**[03:42] C**
*A girl of fourteen, dressed in Japanese clothes.*
**[03:45] B**
How old are you, miss?
**[03:49] B**
Headquarters, we—
**[03:53] A**
Captain!
**[03:59] Atsushi**
How could you do that?
**[04:01] Atsushi**
Captain!
**[04:02] Atsushi**
Hang in there, Captain!
**[04:04] Atsushi**
Requesting backup!
**[04:08] A**
Flawless.
**[04:11] A**
Even the target's escape
measures are accounted for.
**[04:15] A**
Miss Louisa's strategy proposals
are perfect, as always.
**[04:26] [SONG] Text**
Guild Operative
Mark T.
***SIGN*** Ability: Huck Finn & Tom Sawyer
**[04:27] Mark**
Bullseye.
**[04:29] Mark**
It won't kill you, since it's a rubber
bullet, but it's painful as hell.
**[04:33] Francis**
*Good work, Mark.*
**[04:37] Francis**
Well then, my little princess,
I'm taking your boyfriend.
**[04:43] Kyouka**
No!
**[04:44] Kyouka**
Anything but that!
**[04:45] Francis**
Mr. Herman.
**[04:47] Herman**
Understood.
**[05:02] [SONG] Text**
Guild Operative
Herman M.
***SIGN*** Ability: Moby Dick
**[05:02] Herman**
It's been a long time, my friend.
**[05:06] Francis**
We've only just met,
**[05:09] Francis**
but allow me to give you some
life advice, my little princess.
**[05:13] Francis**
You aren't cut out for helping people.
**[05:17] Francis**
I assume you understand
what you *are* cut out for.
**[05:28] Kyouka**
Why?
**[05:30] Kyouka**
Why did you show me the light?
**[05:34] Kyouka**
Why did you give me hope?
**[05:42] A**
Hands up!
**[05:43] A**
You're under arrest on
suspicion of serial murder.
**[05:47] Kyouka**
Goodbye.
***SIGN*** Episode 20: Though the Head May Err
**[05:50] Kyouka**
Please don't give me any more light.
***SIGN*** And a week has passed...
**[06:00] Q**
Let's play.
**[06:01] Q**
What should we do?
**[06:03] Q**
It's so fun being outside.
**[06:05] Q**
There's one!
**[06:08] Q**
Hey, Mister, let's have fun.
**[06:12] Q**
You're from the Guild, aren't you?
**[06:15] Lovecraft**
Have fun?
**[06:17] Lovecraft**
With a child?
**[06:26] Lovecraft**
Here you are, a dachshund.
**[06:29] Q**
No thanks.
**[06:31] Q**
Okay, now it's my turn.
**[06:33] Q**
Boop, boop, boop!
**[06:35] Q**
Ta-da.
**[06:37] Q**
Look, you get that handprint
when you hurt me.
**[06:41] Q**
Now, show me, Mister...
**[06:45] Q**
Show me complete madness.
**[06:48] Lovecraft**
I don't get it.
**[06:52] Lovecraft**
Is this what you mean by madness?
**[07:05] Francis**
You've been sleeping well, pastor.
**[07:10] Nathaniel**
Lord Francis.
**[07:12] Francis**
How do you feel?
**[07:14] Nathaniel**
Where's Margaret?
**[07:19] Francis**
In critical condition.
**[07:20] Francis**
She may never wake up.
**[07:26] Nathaniel**
What a foolish woman.
**[07:29] Nathaniel**
She protected me in the end.
**[07:32] Nathaniel**
That's how I survived.
**[07:36] Nathaniel**
Margaret said she would take
back her family's honor.
**[07:41] Nathaniel**
So why...
**[07:43] Francis**
She joined the operation in
order to repay her family's
**[07:46] Francis**
massive debt and re-establish
their reputation.
**[07:50] Francis**
Alas, that's nothing more
than a fleeting dream.
**[07:54] Nathaniel**
It was never fleeting.
**[07:56] Nathaniel**
Not until you made it so, Lord Francis.
**[07:59] Francis**
What?
**[08:00] Nathaniel**
I will depend on you no longer.
**[08:03] Nathaniel**
I will take back her honor myself.
**[08:09] Francis**
Ms. Louisa.
**[08:11] Francis**
Show me the emergency plan.
**[08:14] Louisa**
But that plan will cause a
lot of collateral damage.
**[08:18] Louisa**
It'll turn Yokohama into a sea of flames.
**[08:20] Francis**
Everything here belongs to me.
**[08:23] Francis**
The ship, the desk, the pens,
the window dressing...
**[08:28] Francis**
And you and my other people, too, of course.
**[08:31] Francis**
Thus, I won't allow my people
to be hurt any more.
**[08:35] Francis**
As you are my property,
I have the right to protect you.
**[08:41] Francis**
Notify everyone that the
emergency plan is in effect.
**[08:44] Louisa**
Y-Yes, sir.
**[08:45] Francis**
I'll end this in the blink of an eye.
**[08:52] Lovecraft**
Dachshund.
**[08:57] A**
Hey, how's it coming?
**[09:00] Q**
My body...
**[09:01] Q**
It hurts.
**[09:03] A**
Well, if you're looking for someone to blame,
try the officers who made this emergency plan,
**[09:08] A**
or yourself for coming up with the foolish
idea of trying to destroy Lovecraft's mind.
**[09:13] Q**
I'll kill you.
**[09:15] Q**
I'll kill you!
**[09:17] Q**
Ow!
**[09:23] Francis**
Are you enjoying your
cruise on the Moby Dick?
**[09:30] A**
Excuse me.
**[09:37] Atsushi**
Why is she here?
**[09:38] Francis**
Oh, Ms. Lucy?
**[09:41] Francis**
She has no strategic value, given that her
trick's known now, but she insisted on staying.
**[09:50] Francis**
Now, where were we?
**[09:53] Francis**
We're looking for a book.
**[09:56] Atsushi**
A book?
**[09:57] Francis**
There's only a single copy in the world.
**[10:00] Francis**
It's said to be impervious to any degree
of firepower or special abilities.
**[10:05] Francis**
Someone with a gift foresaw that it would
be found sealed away here in Yokohama.
**[10:11] Atsushi**
What does that book have to do with me?
**[10:13] Francis**
You're literally the tiger
beetle... The guide post.
**[10:20] Francis**
In fact, I brought you here because
**[10:22] Francis**
I couldn't have you turning to ashes
along with the rest of the city.
**[10:25] Atsushi**
What?
**[10:26] Francis**
The Gifted Special Operations
Division is neutralized.
**[10:29] Francis**
All that's left is the Armed Detective
Agency and the Port Mafia.
**[10:32] Francis**
These two organizations
happen to be quite a pain.
**[10:35] Francis**
We've decided to burn down the entire city.
**[10:38] Francis**
It'll make our search easier as well.
**[10:41] Atsushi**
No one has such a powerful gift!
**[10:44] Francis**
Does this not look familiar?
**[10:48] A**
Said emergency plan is, basically,
a combo of our two abilities.
**[10:55] A**
My gift gives me the ability to share
senses between a host and other trees,
**[10:59] A**
across my vines.
**[11:01] A**
I've connected every tree
in Yokohama to you.
**[11:05] A**
The unwitting go on as usual,
walking on the roots,
**[11:09] A**
hitting the trunks,
and cutting down branches.
**[11:12] A**
That pain is being sent
into you as we speak.
**[11:18] A**
Now, it's time for a quiz.
**[11:20] A**
What do you think will happen to the city
if you engage your curse right now?
**[11:25] Francis**
The moment I rip this doll's head off,
roughly 20 percent of the town will be cursed.
**[11:33] Francis**
This is the emergency plan.
**[11:35] Francis**
Also known as the Yokohama
Incineration Operation.
**[11:39] Francis**
Your town will be destroyed,
all because of you.
**[11:44] Q**
Why?
**[11:46] Q**
I never asked for this ability.
**[11:51] Q**
So why do all these terrible
things happen because of me?
**[11:55] Q**
Isn't everyone equal in
the eyes of the Lord?
**[11:58] A**
You're right.
**[12:00] A**
But this is the world we live in.
**[12:03] A**
So let me tell you the truth:
**[12:06] A**
God exists.
**[12:08] A**
But He doesn't love you.
**[12:11] Q**
No!
**[12:12] Q**
No! No!
**[12:14] Q**
I'll burn this world down!
**[12:16] Q**
I'll curse it!
**[12:17] Q**
I'll curse it!
**[12:18] Q**
I'll curse it!
**[12:27] A**
Say, dear.
**[12:29] B**
Yes?
**[12:30] A**
Did you always have that scar?
**[12:37] Francis**
Looks like it's begun.
**[12:39] Francis**
All I need to do now is to destroy
this doll and trigger the ability.
**[12:44] Atsushi**
Okay!
**[12:46] Atsushi**
I surrender!
**[12:47] Atsushi**
The Agency and I will help
you unconditionally.
**[12:51] Atsushi**
So please don't destroy the doll!
**[12:54] Francis**
I see.
**[12:56] Francis**
That is an interesting proposal.
**[12:58] Francis**
Very well. Let's form a
cooperative framework.
**[13:02] Francis**
But only with the survivors.
**[13:12] A**
Damn, traffic jam.
**[13:14] B**
It's so peaceful.
**[13:16] A**
How is it peaceful?
**[13:19] A**
What the hell?!
**[13:20] B**
Minoura-san!
**[13:26] Atsushi**
Let me out!
**[13:27] Atsushi**
Damn it.
**[13:31] Atsushi**
The city... I need to do something.
**[13:32] Lucy**
Oh my, I came to check on you
on my way to the garbage.
**[13:36] Lucy**
This is a pleasant sight.
**[13:38] Atsushi**
You're...
**[13:39] Atsushi**
Please.
**[13:40] Atsushi**
Let me out of here.
**[13:41] Lucy**
No way.
**[13:43] Lucy**
I hate privileged people like you.
**[13:46] Lucy**
Maybe you'll know how I feel
**[13:48] Lucy**
when the city burns down and you're
discarded like this useless doll.
**[13:56] Atsushi**
I know your pain well.
**[14:00] Lucy**
Don't talk like you know!
**[14:02] Lucy**
Have you washed dishes all
day with bloody fingers?
**[14:06] Lucy**
Have you ever been tortured
with a hot iron poker?
**[14:09] Lucy**
Do you have any idea how much pain
and agony these scars give me?
**[14:16] Atsushi**
On the first day, it's the bone that hurts.
**[14:20] Atsushi**
But it's the third day
that it hurts the most.
**[14:25] Atsushi**
The burn chafes every time you move.
**[14:26] Atsushi**
It hurts like hell.
**[14:29] Atsushi**
I was there, too.
**[14:32] Atsushi**
I know your fear and loneliness well.
**[14:35] Atsushi**
But loneliness wasn't a king
lording over us forever.
**[14:41] Atsushi**
Loneliness is just a soft, puffy cloud
forming and vanishing on a whim.
**[14:46] Atsushi**
Many people on the ground
carry wounds the way we do.
**[14:51] Atsushi**
Abandon them, and you're
abandoning your past self.
**[15:00] Atsushi**
Is that what you want?
**[15:05] Atsushi**
Where am I?
**[15:06] Lucy**
It's too late.
**[15:08] Lucy**
Yokohama's done.
**[15:09] Atsushi**
No, there's still a way.
**[15:13] Atsushi**
Dazai-san only needs to touch
the doll to end the curse.
**[15:17] Lucy**
Are you stupid?
**[15:19] Lucy**
We're in the sky.
**[15:21] Lucy**
How do you think you're
going to give him the doll?
**[15:28] Lucy**
I see.
**[15:30] Lucy**
You're doing it.
**[15:32] Lucy**
You'll get shot and killed by anti-air guns.
**[15:34] Lucy**
Or you'll hit the ground and die.
**[15:37] Lucy**
Or you'll get shredded up by
the madmen on the ground.
**[15:40] Lucy**
You know those are your only options,
and you're still going to do it.
**[15:44] Atsushi**
There was an old book at the orphanage.
**[15:48] Atsushi**
It said, "I've never regretted
anything I've done."
**[15:54] Atsushi**
"I've only ever regretted the
things that I didn't do."
**[16:00] Atsushi**
*What was the name of the author?*
**[16:10] Lucy**
It's a parachute.
**[16:12] Lucy**
I kept one hidden in case
I needed to escape.
**[16:15] Lucy**
I connected the white door
to Moby Dick's plating.
**[16:19] Atsushi**
Really?
**[16:20] Atsushi**
The Guild won't let you
off for letting me go.
**[16:25] Lucy**
I've always been lonely.
**[16:27] Lucy**
Besides, as long as I'm
in this room, I'm safe.
**[16:41] Atsushi**
Hey, are you really going to be safe?
**[16:46] Atsushi**
I know you're invulnerable in this room.
**[16:49] Atsushi**
But doesn't that mean you
can never leave this room?
**[16:56] Lucy**
You're so dense.
**[16:59] Lucy**
It's just an excuse.
**[17:02] Lucy**
Live.
**[17:04] Lucy**
And save me from this place someday.
**[17:10] Lucy**
I'll be waiting.
**[17:13] Atsushi**
All right.
**[17:18] A**
The tiger has escaped.
**[17:20] A**
To your stations!
**[17:22] A**
I repeat.
**[17:22] A**
The tiger has escaped.
**[17:24] Francis**
Prepare anti-air cannons.
**[17:30] Atsushi**
It's...
**[17:36] A**
Control the traffic!
**[17:38] A**
We won't have anywhere left to do business.
**[17:42] A**
Protect it with your life!
**[17:44] Atsushi**
*I see.*
**[17:46] Atsushi**
*So that's what's happening.*
**[17:51] Mark**
Now, then.
**[17:53] Mark**
Mark here can hit a falling
target, no problem.
**[18:01] Tom**
Peek-a-boo.
**[18:03] Atsushi**
What the...
**[18:07] Huck**
Tom has captured the target.
**[18:09] Mark**
Good boy, Tom!
**[18:11] Mark**
All right, Huck, load the second shell.
**[18:14] Huck**
Yes, sir.
**[18:15] Huck**
Trajectory and firing velocity, check.
**[18:17] Huck**
Compensating for relative velocity
with target body, check.
**[18:24] Tom**
Huck's shot ripped through the parachute.
**[18:27] Mark**
Yeah!
**[18:29] Mark**
So, how's the tiger boy?
**[18:31] Tom**
Passed out from the blast.
**[18:33] Tom**
It looks like he's going to hit the
ground and be smashed to bits.
**[18:36] Tom**
What happened to your order not to kill him?
**[18:38] Mark**
I'm sure his own country's gifteds will
figure it out, as long as his body's still there.
**[18:47] Atsushi**
So I really am no use.
**[18:50] Atsushi**
There's nothing I can do.
**[18:57] Atsushi**
It's you.
**[18:59] Atsushi**
Of course.
**[19:04] Atsushi**
You despise me, don't you?
**[19:13] Atsushi**
I hate me, too.
**[19:24] Atsushi**
Thanks for everything.
**[19:47] Atsushi**
I'm alive.
**[19:51] Atsushi**
I have to deliver it!
**[20:10] Atsushi**
*I need to stop it immediately.*
**[20:16] Mark**
Amazing.
**[20:17] Mark**
He survived a huge fall, and my rain of
bullets won't so much as scratch him.
**[20:22] Tom**
I guess he's *that* desperate
to deliver that gross doll.
**[20:25] Mark**
This isn't a hunt, then.
**[20:28] Mark**
This is a duel between two men.
**[20:32] Atsushi**
*What?*
**[20:33] Atsushi**
*Has that thing always been here?*
**[20:36] Mark**
I don't recommend losing
your focus, tiger boy.
**[20:40] Mark**
There's no telling from which
way trouble will come.
**[20:43] Atsushi**
An oil truck!
**[20:57] Mark**
It's over.
**[21:07] A**
Stop resisting.
**[21:10] A**
You've reached your limit.
**[21:13] Atsushi**
Shut up.
**[21:37] Dazai**
You win, Atsushi-kun.
**[21:40] ---**
Dazai-san...
**[21:43] Atsushi**
It's dangerous here.
**[21:44] Atsushi**
They'll shoot you from above.
**[21:46] ---**
I wonder about that.
**[21:54] Mark**
Smoke?
**[21:55] Tom**
That's not all.
**[21:56] Tom**
Heat sensors and radars disabled.
**[21:59] Tom**
It's a sensor jammer.
**[22:01] Mark**
He's been setting them up all over town
believing he'd be coming with the doll?
**[22:11] Mark**
You got me.
**[22:14] Dazai**
Good job, Atsushi-kun.
**[22:16] Dazai**
Yokohama is saved.
**[22:20] Dazai**
Or so I wish.
**[22:23] Dazai**
But as long as the enemy have Q,
**[22:25] Dazai**
they'll repeat this carnage
as many times as they need.
**[22:29] Dazai**
Now, what do we do?
**[22:33] Atsushi**
Dazai-san, I'm reminded of a line
from a book I read a long time ago.
**[22:41] Atsushi**
"The head may err, but never the blood."
**[22:48] Atsushi**
I have an idea.
**[22:52] Atsushi**
It may seem out of the
question to everyone else.
**[22:55] Atsushi**
Yet to me, to my blood and soul,
it seems like the only correct answer.
**[23:02] Dazai**
What's the idea?
**[23:04] Atsushi**
An alliance.
**[23:07] Atsushi**
They're the most powerful in Yokohama,
and they're trying to defend this city.
**[23:13] Atsushi**
There's no better organization to
help us in our fight against the Guild.
**[23:19] Dazai**
And which organization is that?
***SIGN*** Episode 21: Double Black
**[23:29] Atsushi**
The Port Mafia.
***SIGN*** "The head may err, but never the blood." -
Nakajima Atsushi, in *Light, Wind and Dreams*
# 21 - Double Black
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***SIGN*** The head may err, but never the blood.
**[02:03] Dazai**
I don't feel like working.
**[02:05] Kunikida**
Stop sounding like a broken trumpet
first thing in the morning.
**[02:08] Dazai**
I don't even feel like holding a
conversation right now, Kunikida-kun.
**[02:13] Kunikida**
The town was saved from annihilation
thanks to you and Atsushi.
**[02:17] Kunikida**
So why have you ended up like this the next day?
**[02:19] Dazai**
The boss has me lined up for this new job...
**[02:23] Kunikida**
Is it what Atsushi and the boss
were discussing yesterday?
**[02:27] Fukuzawa**
It is.
**[02:29] Kunikida**
Good morning.
**[02:30] Fukuzawa**
Dazai, are we making progress on our
secret meeting with the Port Mafia?
**[02:34] Dazai**
I've made arrangements, but...
**[02:36] Fukuzawa**
Do you think the Port
Mafia boss will be here?
**[02:39] Dazai**
I'm sure.
**[02:41] Dazai**
It's a perfect opportunity
to kill *our* boss, after all.
**[02:47] Fukuzawa**
That is preferable to having
bloodshed among our members.
**[02:51] Kunikida**
Oi, Dazai...
**[02:53] Kunikida**
A secret meeting with the Port Mafia?!
**[02:56] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun's idea has
turned into a huge deal.
**[03:00] Dazai**
Even though the Guild is
now our biggest threat...
**[03:03] Kunikida**
Wait a second.
**[03:04] Kunikida**
I have no idea what's going on.
**[03:06] Kunikida**
First of all, why are you the
one arranging the meeting?
**[03:10] Dazai**
Because I'm originally from the Port Mafia.
***SIGN*** What?!
**[03:13] Kunikida**
What?!
**[03:14] Dazai**
Everyone knows about it apart
from you, Kunikida-kun.
**[03:18] Kunikida**
What?!
**[03:21] Nakahara**
There have been over a hundred deaths
in our organization alone.
**[03:25] Nakahara**
I hate to admit it,
**[03:27] ---**
but if that tool, Dazai, hadn't
neutralized the curse,
**[03:30] ---**
we would have had ten
times as many casualties.
**[03:32] Mori**
I have no face to show
to the previous bosses.
**[03:41] Mori**
Kouyou-kun.
**[03:43] Kouyou**
Dazai kicked me out of the
Agency office, saying he had
**[03:47] ---**
no need for a useless prisoner.
**[03:50] Kouyou**
He even had me running errands
in exchange for my stay.
**[03:55] Kouyou**
This is from the boss
of the Detective Agency.
**[03:57] Kouyou**
An invitation to have tea, it seems.
**[04:00] Mori**
Oh?
**[04:02] Mori**
So that's the hand he's chosen to play.
***SIGN*** Eight years ago
**[04:05] (Flashback) Mori**
How are you, Boss?
**[04:09] (Flashback) Boss**
Doctor, tell the board...
**[04:12] (Flashback) Boss**
This is an order: Kill
all enemy organizations,
**[04:16] (Flashback) ---**
military police, and anyone who
opposes the Port Mafia by sundown.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Mori**
That's irrational.
**[04:22] (Flashback) Boss**
I don't mind how many of our own need to die.
**[04:24] (Flashback) Boss**
Kill them.
**[04:25] (Flashback) Boss**
Just kill them.
**[04:26] (Flashback) Boss**
Kill them all.
**[04:27] (Flashback) Boss**
Kill them.
**[04:28] (Flashback) Boss**
Kill them.
**[04:30] (Flashback) ---**
Very well, Boss.
**[04:35] (Flashback) Mori**
The boss has succumbed to illness.
**[04:39] (Flashback) Mori**
He left a will, entrusting me
with his position as the boss.
**[04:44] (Flashback) Mori**
You're the witness.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Mori**
Understood?
**[05:02] Dazai**
Welcome, Boss.
**[05:03] Mori**
It's been four years.
**[05:05] Mori**
Do you still wear the coat that I gave you?
**[05:08] Dazai**
Of course...
**[05:11] Dazai**
I burned it.
**[05:15] A**
Port Mafia Boss, Mori Ougai.
**[05:20] A**
Armed Detective Agency Chief
Executive, Fukuzawa Yukichi.
**[05:32] Fukuzawa**
So the time's finally come.
**[05:35] Mori**
If the government brass were to
find out that the leaders of the
**[05:38] ---**
two most powerful organizations
of gifted are engaged in a
**[05:40] ---**
secret meeting, they
would froth at the mouth.
**[05:43] Fukuzawa**
I'll get straight to business.
**[05:46] Fukuzawa**
A new member of the Agency proposed
an alliance with you, the Port Mafia.
**[05:51] Mori**
Oh?
**[05:52] Fukuzawa**
I objected.
**[05:54] Fukuzawa**
The idea of cooperating with criminals
goes against the Agency's standards.
**[05:59] Fukuzawa**
But the proposal came from
someone who, countless times,
**[06:02] ---**
was shot, slashed, and
kidnapped by the Port Mafia.
**[06:06] Fukuzawa**
His words carry weight.
**[06:08] Fukuzawa**
Therefore, as the leader of the Agency,
**[06:10] ---**
I was left with no choice but to lend an ear.
**[06:13] Mori**
We are both in quite a difficult position.
**[06:18] Fukuzawa**
I'll get to the point.
**[06:19] Fukuzawa**
Alliance aside, I would like to
request a temporary ceasefire.
**[06:26] Mori**
Have you ever read the works of Schelling?
**[06:30] Mori**
Or perhaps of Kissinger?
**[06:32] Dazai**
Both are researchers of strategic studies.
**[06:35] Dazai**
Taught by you-know-who.
**[06:38] Fukuzawa**
I do read Sun Tzu.
**[06:40] Mori**
There is a parallel between state
warfare and the strategies
**[06:43] ---**
of illegal organizations such as ourselves.
**[06:46] Mori**
No one exists to punish either of
us, should we violate agreements.
**[06:50] Mori**
What if the Port Mafia
suddenly breaks a ceasefire?
**[06:54] Mori**
What if the Agency betrays us?
**[06:56] Mori**
The party that trusted in the agreement
would be the only one to suffer.
**[07:00] Mori**
Under circumstances that reward
the first to commit a betrayal,
**[07:03] ---**
a limited ceasefire cannot be established.
**[07:06] Mori**
The only possibility is
for complete cooperation.
**[07:11] Dazai**
That's also impossible.
**[07:13] Mori**
Indeed.
**[07:14] Mori**
The Port Mafia is an organization
of face and resentment.
**[07:18] Mori**
Many of my people have been
dragged through the mud.
**[07:22] Fukuzawa**
Many of mine have been brought
to the brink of death, as well.
**[07:25] Mori**
But they didn't die.
**[07:27] Mori**
And that is a source of great
shame for the Port Mafia.
**[07:30] Fukuzawa**
Then how about this.
**[07:35] ---**
We settle our accounts here and now.
**[07:48] Mori**
I thought you had discarded your katana...
**[07:50] Mori**
Kokenshi Ginro Fukuzawa.
**[07:54] Fukuzawa**
And you still haven't grown past your habit
of killing people with a scalpel, Doctor Mori.
**[07:58] Fukuzawa**
You still think like a little girl.
**[08:01] Mori**
Do you still talk to cats?
**[08:17] Mori**
A hologram ability.
**[08:20] Mori**
That was an enjoyable meeting.
**[08:22] Mori**
Let us continue it on the battlefield.
**[08:24] Fukuzawa**
The Agency will be recovering Q tonight.
**[08:28] Mori**
And?
**[08:29] Fukuzawa**
Don't get in our way tonight.
**[08:32] Fukuzawa**
For the sake of both of us.
**[08:33] Mori**
Why?
**[08:35] Fukuzawa**
Because that's our sole similarity:
**[08:39] ---**
That we love this city.
**[08:42] Fukuzawa**
As people of this city, as organizations
that work to protect it,
**[08:46] ---**
we cannot allow foreign gifteds to raze it.
**[08:50] Mori**
The Guild is powerful.
**[08:52] Mori**
The Agency stands no chance.
**[08:54] Mori**
That is all from me.
**[08:55] Mori**
Dazai-kun, the offer still stands for
you to return to the executive team.
**[09:00] Dazai**
No way.
**[09:01] Dazai**
You're the one who kicked me out of
the Port Mafia in the first place.
**[09:06] Mori**
Did you not quit because you wanted to?
**[09:10] Dazai**
You were afraid, weren't you?
**[09:13] Dazai**
That I might someday aspire
to take your position
**[09:15] ---**
and put a knife to your throat.
**[09:19] Dazai**
Just as you did to your predecessor.
**[09:25] Dazai**
Evil expects evil from others.
**[09:29] Dazai**
I don't agree to allying with you, either.
**[09:42] Moss**
Our troops?
**[09:42] A**
Deployed as ordered.
**[09:46] A**
Boss, I've been with the Port Mafia longer
than I had during the previous boss's time.
**[09:52] Mori**
You're quite a senior here.
**[09:55] A**
The organization was in ruins
towards the end of his tenure.
**[10:00] A**
He was ill, and his orders were erratic.
**[10:05] A**
The Port Mafia engaged in conflict aimlessly.
**[10:08] A**
Sooner or later he would
have destroyed this city,
**[10:13] ---**
if you hadn't taken his seat.
**[10:18] Mori**
What is your point?
**[10:21] A**
I just wanted to point out that Dazai-kun
surely understands your intentions.
**[10:29] Dazai**
So this is where Q is being kept.
**[10:38] Steinbeck**
Good evening.
**[10:39] Steinbeck**
Our strategist is adept at
reading the enemy's actions.
**[10:45] Dazai**
Of course, it's a trap.
**[10:47] Mori**
Even if Dazai-kun didn't intend to dethrone me,
**[10:52] ---**
my decisions were all rational and optimal.
**[10:56] Mori**
I have no regrets.
**[10:59] Mori**
But if Dazai-kun had still
**[11:00] ---**
been my right-hand man,
the Guild would have been no match.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Mori**
Evil expects evil from others.
**[11:09] Mori**
Hirotsu-san, the communicator
for the frontlines.
**[11:14] A**
I already have it here.
**[11:16] Mori**
Despite what I said to the Agency,
**[11:18] ---**
there is a rational path
towards a proper alliance.
**[11:23] Mori**
Advance payment is the
essence of an alliance.
**[11:26] Mori**
One pays a loss up front, and a profit
is made a hundred times greater.
**[11:33] Mori**
Only then can an alliance make up for old grudges.
**[11:46] Mori**
Those two once defeated an enemy
gifted organization overnight.
**[11:50] Mori**
Their alliance was called the most
devastating rivalry in history.
**[11:54] Mori**
The alliance returns just for one night.
**[11:57] Nakahara**
Let me set one thing straight.
**[12:02] ---**
Once I'm done taking out
the trash, you're next.
**[12:05] Dazai**
I knew it.
**[12:07] Dazai**
This is why I wasn't
feeling up for it today.
**[12:10] Steinbeck**
I never heard anything about this surprise
attack in the strategic forecasts.
**[12:15] Dazai**
Sorry, you don't get to do that.
**[12:18] Steinbeck**
The gift-disabling ability.
**[12:20] Dazai**
This seriously sucks.
**[12:22] Steinbeck**
That's my line!
**[12:26] Mori**
Let's take back our lead.
**[12:29] Mori**
It's our common front against the Guild.
**[12:32] Mori**
The launch of our retaliation.
***SIGN*** Episode 21: Double Black
**[12:45] Dazai**
Dammit.
**[12:47] Dazai**
This is the worst day in years.
**[12:49] Chuuya**
Yo, Dazai, ever heard of Pétrus?
**[12:52] Dazai**
The flabbergastingly expensive wine.
**[12:55] Chuuya**
The night you vanished
from the organization,
**[12:57] ---**
I opened an '89 bottle in celebration.
**[13:01] Chuuya**
That's how sick of you I was.
**[13:04] Dazai**
I remember setting a bomb
under your car that night.
**[13:08] Chuuya**
That was your doing?!
**[13:09] Chuuya**
I can't stand you.
**[13:11] Dazai**
I hate everything about you, too.
**[13:14] Dazai**
The only thing I like about you,
maybe, is your taste in shoes.
**[13:18] Chuuya**
You think?
**[13:20] Dazai**
Just kidding, of course.
**[13:22] Chuuya**
You...!
**[13:23] Dazai**
Give it up.
**[13:24] Dazai**
I'm familiar with your attacks.
Your timing, your thrusts...
**[13:27] Chuuya**
I was going easy on you.
**[13:29] Chuuya**
If I were serious, I would
have pulverized your skull.
**[13:31] Dazai**
Oh?
**[13:33] Dazai**
How scary.
**[13:39] Dazai**
There he is.
**[13:40] Dazai**
The sleeping beauty awaiting his savior.
**[13:43] Chuuya**
Sleeping beauty, huh?
**[13:46] Dazai**
Hand me your knife.
**[13:49] Dazai**
Oh, wait, I swiped it off
you earlier, just in case.
**[13:52] Chuuya**
You...
**[13:57] Dazai**
Aren't you going to stop me?
**[13:58] Chuuya**
The boss ordered me to take him back alive,
**[14:02] ---**
but seeing that kid's face,
I have flashbacks of the bodybags
**[14:05] ---**
my people came home in, thanks to his curse.
**[14:10] Chuuya**
Kill him.
**[14:11] Dazai**
I see.
**[14:13] Dazai**
All right, then, I will.
**[14:19] Chuuya**
You softy.
**[14:21] Chuuya**
Your hypocrisy makes me retch.
**[14:24] Dazai**
As long as Q is alive, you still
need my ability as a safety measure.
**[14:30] Dazai**
The Port Mafia won't be able to kill me.
**[14:33] Dazai**
It's a rational decision.
**[14:35] Chuuya**
I don't know about that.
**[14:38] Chuuya**
Yo, Dazai, you asshole, hand over that doll!
**[14:42] Dazai**
No way.
**[14:43] Dazai**
It's my insurance.
**[14:45] Chuuya**
I'm going to kill him someday.
**[14:53] Lovecraft**
My shoulder's been stiff for some reason.
**[14:58] Lovecraft**
Am I working too much?
**[15:03] Chuuya**
What was that ability?
**[15:05] Dazai**
I'd expect no less from the Guild!
**[15:07] Dazai**
What amazing resilience!
**[15:09] Chuuya**
Get off me!
**[15:11] Chuuya**
He's coming, Dazai.
**[15:13] Chuuya**
What should we do?
**[15:14] Dazai**
What do you mean?
**[15:15] Dazai**
Bring on any gift, and I'll take care of it
with a touch of my finger.
**[15:22] Chuuya**
Dazai!
**[15:28] Lovecraft**
A heavy fist.
**[15:33] Chuuya**
Dazai!
**[15:36] Chuuya**
Are you all right?
**[15:39] Chuuya**
You're hurt pretty badly.
**[15:42] Dazai**
Those tentacles sure are strange.
**[15:45] Dazai**
I can't disable them.
**[15:47] Chuuya**
No way.
**[15:48] Chuuya**
Is that even possible?
**[15:51] Dazai**
There are no exceptions
to my disabling ability.
**[15:54] Dazai**
There's only one possibility.
**[15:57] Dazai**
It's not a gift.
**[16:01] Lovecraft**
I should get my work done and go home early.
**[16:01] Chuuya**
Seriously?
**[16:02] Chuuya**
That's hilarious, man.
**[16:06] Chuuya**
If it's not a gift, then what is it?
**[16:09] Dazai**
All right, let's do things the old way.
**[16:12] Dazai**
How about Operation Shame and Toad?
**[16:15] Dazai**
What is this, Rain Beyond the Window?
**[16:18] Dazai**
It's more like the Lie of the Fake Flowers.
**[16:20] Dazai**
Chuuya.
**[16:22] ---**
When have my tactics ever been wrong?
**[16:27] Chuuya**
Dammit.
**[16:28] Lovecraft**
I'm so hungry.
**[16:30] Dazai**
Hey.
**[16:33] Lovecraft**
Dispatch the enemy and...
**[16:36] ---**
go home.
**[16:39] Lovecraft**
The man in front is a decoy?
**[16:43] Chuuya**
Gravity manipulation.
**[16:48] Chuuya**
My gift controls the gravity of those I touch.
**[16:52] Chuuya**
Take a nap, octopus.
**[16:54] Dazai**
Good job.
**[16:56] Chuuya**
Bastard, ordering me around like a sheep dog.
**[16:57] Lovecraft**
I'm so sleepy.
**[16:59] Lovecraft**
I feel lazy.
**[17:00] Dazai**
I'd use a sheep dog if I had one.
**[17:02] Dazai**
But I don't, so I had to make do with you.
**[17:02] Lovecraft**
But I have to fulfill my
contract with Francis.
**[17:05] Chuuya**
You...!
**[17:09] Chuuya**
Dazai!
**[17:19] Chuuya**
Dude, what kind of joke is this?
**[17:23] Dazai**
This is something inhuman.
**[17:27] Chuuya**
You... Your arm...
**[17:29] Dazai**
Chuuya, there's something I
want you to hear before I die.
**[17:33] Chuuya**
What the hell?
**[17:35] Chuuya**
This isn't your place to—
**[17:36] Dazai**
Boo!
**[17:38] Dazai**
I'm going into a fight injured.
**[17:39] Dazai**
Why *wouldn't* I do this?
**[17:41] Chuuya**
Why don't you stop wasting
time on magic tricks
**[17:43] ---**
and start thinking about how we're
going to deal with that nightmare?
**[17:46] Dazai**
No way.
**[17:47] Dazai**
Let's just give up and die.
**[17:49] Dazai**
We only have one more course of action.
**[17:51] Chuuya**
Don't tell me...
**[17:53] ---**
you're going to do something disgraceful.
**[17:57] Dazai**
It's after we wrecked an entire
enemy organization overnight
**[18:00] ---**
that we started being called
the devastating rivals.
**[18:04] Dazai**
But if I'm late to support you, you'll die.
**[18:09] Dazai**
I'll let you choose.
**[18:11] Chuuya**
You'll let me choose?
**[18:14] Chuuya**
Whenever you say that,
**[18:18] ---**
I never actually have another choice.
**[18:24] Chuuya**
Grantors of dark disgrace,
**[18:30] Chuuya**
you need not wake me again.
**[18:45] Steinbeck**
What the hell is that?
**[18:48] Dazai**
Are you curious, Guild worker ant?
**[18:52] Dazai**
That's the true form of Chuuya's gift.
**[18:59] Dazai**
Chuuya's corrupted form allows him
to manipulate nearby gravitons.
**[19:03] Dazai**
The graviton bomb is a densely-packed
**[19:05] ---**
black hole, swallowing everything in its path.
**[19:10] Dazai**
But he has no control over this ability,
**[19:12] ---**
so his rage continues until he
consumes all his energy and dies.
**[19:19] Dazai**
But just what is that thing, anyway?
**[19:24] Dazai**
No matter how much he chips away at
it, it just regenerates immediately.
**[19:28] Dazai**
You must know what it truly is,
given that you're his partner.
**[19:33] Steinbeck**
Who knows?
**[19:34] Steinbeck**
Why would I tell you, even if I did?
**[19:46] Dazai**
This is bad.
**[19:48] Dazai**
Chuuya's body won't last.
**[19:50] Steinbeck**
That's a shame.
**[19:52] Steinbeck**
There's no way to destroy Lovecraft
from outside when he's in that state.
**[19:56] Dazai**
From outside?
**[19:58] Dazai**
So you *can* get him from inside.
**[20:20] Dazai**
Finish him, Chuuya.
**[21:00] Dazai**
You annihilated the enemy.
**[21:02] Dazai**
Take a break, Chuuya.
**[21:13] Chuuya**
I told you to stop me as soon as it was over.
**[21:16] Dazai**
I was going to, but it was
entertaining, so I had to watch.
**[21:22] Chuuya**
I used Corruption because I trusted you.
**[21:27] Chuuya**
You...
**[21:29] ---**
better take me...
**[21:32] ---**
to the extraction point.
**[21:37] Dazai**
You got it, buddy.
**[21:40] Steinbeck**
I can't believe it.
**[21:42] Steinbeck**
*The* Lovecraft...
**[21:46] Steinbeck**
Who are you people?
**[21:51] Dazai**
The bad guys' enemy.
***SIGN*** I'm leaving Chuuya behind, obviously.
***SIGN*** -- Dazai
***SIGN*** Episode 22:
***SIGN*** Part 1:
***SIGN*** Poe and Rampo
***SIGN*** Part 2:
***SIGN*** The Whereabouts of the Skyfaring Moby Dick
# 22 - Poe and Rampo
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***SIGN*** To think the Guild would send me a challenge request.
**[00:01] Rampo**
To think the Guild would send
me a challenge request.
**[00:04] Rampo**
This'll stave off my boredom a little.
**[00:07] [SONG] Text**
To Edogawa Rampo
***SIGN*** Invitation for a Detective Game
**[00:07] Yosano**
Though I suspect it's a trap.
***SIGN*** Welcome, Rampo-kun
***SIGN*** A is B
***SIGN*** A is not B
***SIGN*** Fill in A and B so that both hold true, and enter the room.
**[00:11] Yosano**
I guess he wants you to fill in the blanks.
**[00:14] Yosano**
Not that I have any idea.
**[00:19] Rampo**
Yosano-san, do you have a pen?
**[00:28] Rampo**
Are you the mastermind who
thought to challenge me?
***SIGN*** Chief Architect of the Guild E. A. Poe
***SIGN*** Ability: Black Cat in the Rue Morgue
**[00:33] Poe**
It's been a long time, Rampo-kun.
**[00:35] Poe**
Were you been able to solve
the riddle at the entrance?
***SIGN*** This sentence is five words. This sentence is not five words.
**[00:39] Poe**
I'd expect no less from my
worthy opponent, Rampo-kun.
**[00:44] Rampo**
Now, it's my turn to ask a question.
**[00:50] Rampo**
Who are you?
**[00:51] Poe**
You don't remember me?
**[00:54] Poe**
I joined the Guild just so
that I could challenge you.
**[01:00] Poe**
I am Poe!
**[01:01] Poe**
Detective and master of intellect.
**[01:04] Poe**
You defeated me six years ago.
**[01:07] Rampo**
Your rant's making me sleepy.
**[01:09] Rampo**
I'm leaving.
**[01:10] Poe**
This is a detective game!
**[01:12] Poe**
Read this detective novel I've prepared for you,
and determine the identity of the serial killer.
**[01:19] Rampo**
One point docked.
**[01:22] Rampo**
You wouldn't have become a detective
if you were content with novels.
**[01:25] Poe**
I expected that reply.
**[01:28] Poe**
How about, if you win,
I tell you the Guild's weakness?
**[01:36] Poe**
How to capture the Guild base,
Moby Dick, the floating fortress.
**[01:41] Rampo**
One point granted.
**[01:42] Rampo**
But why such a silly challenge?
**[01:46] Poe**
The Guild's operations are barbaric
and unbearably boring.
**[01:50] Poe**
The only thing humanity
ought to have interest in
**[01:54] Poe**
is your gift, Ultra Deduction.
**[01:59] Poe**
Am I wrong?
**[02:00] Rampo**
Five points granted.
**[02:03] Rampo**
I'm game.
**[02:06] Poe**
The story begins like this:
**[02:09] Rampo**
One night, once upon a time,
**[02:11] Rampo**
a band of visitors were trapped
in a mansion due to a snowstorm.
**[02:16] Rampo**
On the night of their stay,
the protagonist, a private detective,
**[02:20] Rampo**
is awakened by a strange noise
coming from one of the rooms.
**[02:30] Rampo**
This is my ability.
**[02:33] Rampo**
The ability to suck a reader into a novel.
**[02:37] Rampo**
Welcome to the house of tragedies.
**[02:47] Rampo**
The protagonist opens the door
with a key only he possesses.
**[02:56] Rampo**
What he saw there...
**[02:59] Poe**
A victim.
**[03:01] Poe**
The two windows were sealed, and no one
could have entered or left the room.
**[03:05] Poe**
Two doors, and a matching key.
**[03:17] Poe**
I don't have my glasses.
**[03:19] A**
Is he dead?
**[03:20] Yosano**
Stand back.
**[03:21] Yosano**
I'm a doctor.
**[03:23] Yosano**
Hang in there.
**[03:25] He's not dead?!**
Th-The door...
**[03:34] Rampo**
He said it was a serial killer.
**[03:38] Rampo**
Which means we need to find the
murderer, or we'll be killed, too.
**[03:48] Yosano**
What a pain in the ass, that ability.
**[03:51] Yosano**
The corpse and the blood are
disgustingly convincing.
**[03:54] Yosano**
Not to mention my ability,
Thou Shalt Not Die, doesn't work here.
**[04:00] Yosano**
The victim is the caretaker of this mansion.
**[04:03] Yosano**
Cause of death is hemorrhagic shock.
**[04:05] Yosano**
No weapon, no fingerprints.
**[04:07] Yosano**
Which means...
**[04:08] Rampo**
It's a textbook impossible murder.
**[04:11] Rampo**
A locked room with no way out.
**[04:12] Rampo**
Clearly the victim of a murder.
**[04:15] Rampo**
How did the killer leave the room?
**[04:19] Yosano**
You're having a surprisingly
hard time with this.
**[04:21] Yosano**
Aren't you going to do your usual thing?
**[04:24] Rampo**
I don't have my glasses.
**[04:26] Rampo**
They were special glasses
that the boss gave me.
**[04:29] Rampo**
I need them to start my special ability.
**[04:32] Rampo**
Also, your healing ability
wouldn't work on that dying man.
**[04:38] Rampo**
In other words, in this world,
my Ultra Deduction won't work either.
**[04:42] Yosano**
So that's how it's going to be.
**[04:46] Yosano**
* Rampo-san doesn't realize that he's an*
* ordinary person without any special abilities.*
**[04:54] Yosano**
Then how about we investigate
carefully and reason our way out?
**[04:58] Rampo**
Too much work.
**[04:59] Rampo**
Lame.
**[04:59] Rampo**
Boring.
**[05:00] Rampo**
Investigating and making inquiries is the
work of detectives, not *master* detectives.
***SIGN*** Kurosaki
***SIGN*** Convicted of Blackmail
**[05:13] A**
I didn't kill him.
***SIGN*** Ukai
***SIGN*** Trashy Magazine Reporter
**[05:15] B**
It wasn't me.
**[05:16] B**
I swear.
***SIGN*** Reida
***SIGN*** Student
**[05:18] C**
I didn't kill him.
***SIGN*** Proprietor
***SIGN*** Well-Bred Young Lady, Traveling Alone
**[05:20] D**
Why am I under suspicion?
**[05:24] Yosano**
Do you have an alibi for the
time of the murder?
**[05:26] A**
I was sleeping in my room.
**[05:28] B**
I was chopping firewood in the kitchen.
**[05:32] C**
I was looking up the curse of the mansion,
Pluto, the one-eyed cat, in the study.
**[05:37] D**
Why do I have to explain myself?
**[05:39] D**
You're just a doctor.
**[05:41] D**
Who do you think you are?
**[05:47] D**
I remember now.
**[05:48] D**
I went to the caretaker's room to see if
I could find some clothes that fit me better.
**[05:54] B**
Perhaps it was the curse of the one-eyed
cat depicted in the painting in the room?
**[05:58] C**
This is a trick involving strings.
**[06:00] C**
The key to the locked room was
inside the victim's clothes.
**[06:04] C**
The single matching key was
never used until right before.
**[06:08] C**
The suspect killed the caretaker, took the key,
and locked the room from outside.
**[06:16] C**
Later, the suspect used a string to return
the key to the pocket under the door.
**[06:22] C**
He cut the string, collected it,
and disposed of it.
**[06:25] C**
How's that, detective?
**[06:27] Rampo**
What are you, stupid?
**[06:29] Rampo**
No, rhetorical questions are rude.
**[06:32] Rampo**
You're stupid.
**[06:34] Rampo**
The key is too thick to fit under the door.
**[06:37] Rampo**
The corpse was on its back,
and the key was in his hip pocket.
**[06:41] Rampo**
You could have figured that out right away.
**[06:43] C**
Th-Then the murderer removed
the iron bars on the window, left the room,
**[06:48] C**
used tools to return the
iron bars, and escaped.
**[06:51] Rampo**
Even though it's snowing so hard
outside that you can't even see?
**[06:56] Rampo**
It wasn't wet near the window.
**[07:01] Yosano**
You're killing it, Rampo-san.
**[07:04] Rampo**
No!
**[07:09] Rampo**
I just...
**[07:13] Yosano**
You must have had suspicions.
**[07:16] Yosano**
Your abilities as a detective...
**[07:18] Rampo**
I'm gifted.
**[07:20] Rampo**
But my gift has no value in this world.
**[07:23] Rampo**
It was the boss who gave me those glasses!
**[07:26] Rampo**
Do you mean to tell me that
the boss is lying to me?
**[07:33] Yosano**
No.
**[07:34] Yosano**
You're right, of course.
**[07:43] Poe**
Not even *you* will ever solve
this mystery, Rampo-kun.
**[07:46] Poe**
It's a supremely unusual meta-mystery
written specifically for you.
**[07:52] Poe**
Once you're in the book, it's over.
**[07:54] Poe**
You'll never figure out the
killer or how they did it.
**[07:59] Poe**
This isn't a challenge.
**[08:01] Poe**
This is revenge.
**[08:04] Poe**
You may have forgotten, but I never will.
**[08:07] Poe**
That day, when you defeated me in a battle of wits,
I lost all reason to show my face to anyone.
**[08:14] Poe**
My mind wandered in an endless, dark room.
**[08:18] Poe**
But I realized I can live on.
**[08:23] Poe**
If I only had the plentiful glory and
praise you do, I could...
**[08:32] Poe**
So I will take them from you.
**[08:34] Yosano**
Even if that means I have to burn you alive.
**[08:41] Yosano**
This is a serial murder.
**[08:44] Yosano**
If I deliberately stay in a locked room by myself,
the killer will come to kill me.
**[08:49] Yosano**
Now, come get me.
**[09:04] Rampo**
Yosano-san...
**[09:06] Yosano**
Sorry.
**[09:08] Yosano**
I messed up.
**[09:10] Yosano**
I couldn't see the murderer.
**[09:13] Rampo**
No.
**[09:13] Rampo**
Don't talk.
**[09:14] Yosano**
I can't figure it out.
**[09:17] Yosano**
But it's a piece of cake for the
world's best detective.
**[09:23] Yosano**
The Armed Detective Agency was established
solely to make use of your gift, after all.
**[09:37] Yosano**
I'm still grateful that I was
invited to the Agency.
**[10:00] Poe**
One down!
**[10:01] Poe**
So long as you don't solve the mystery,
you'll never return into the real world.
**[10:05] Poe**
Spend all eternity wandering
through my novel world!
**[10:16] Rampo**
We're back.
**[10:17] Poe**
I-Impossible.
**[10:19] Poe**
You couldn't have solved that mystery!
**[10:21] Rampo**
Well, it was quite stimulating.
**[10:23] Rampo**
You made only one mistake...
**[10:26] Rampo**
Challenging me.
**[10:28] Poe**
Y-You figured out who the killer was?
**[10:31] Rampo**
Of course.
**[10:33] Rampo**
The murderer...
**[10:37] Rampo**
was me.
**[10:39] Rampo**
The locked room trick had
nothing to do with it.
**[10:41] Rampo**
The protagonist killed the victim, and the author
deliberately omitted that part of the narration.
**[10:47] Rampo**
But the innovation in this gimmick
was the mechanism by which
**[10:52] Rampo**
the murderer vanishes the
moment I enter the novel.
**[10:55] Rampo**
No matter how desperately I search,
the murderer no longer exists.
**[11:00] Poe**
How did you find the truth?
**[11:02] Rampo**
You went too far with
the locked-room murder.
**[11:06] Rampo**
It's one thing if you were going
to lay the blame on someone else,
**[11:08] Rampo**
but the murderer had no reason to
make such an inescapable room.
**[11:12] Rampo**
So, I figured, the murderer and
the author must be in cahoots.
**[11:18] Rampo**
The proof was in the glove left under
the brick wall, used for the murder.
**[11:25] Rampo**
The one the victim pointed
at right before he died.
**[11:28] Poe**
B-But the second murder...
**[11:31] Poe**
The murderer had already
vanished by then, had he not?
**[11:34] Rampo**
That one's even simpler.
**[11:36] Rampo**
You just used an automatic machine.
**[11:39] Rampo**
You manipulated the magnetism in the room
and threw a metal object at the victim.
**[11:44] Poe**
Do you think that's even possible?
**[11:47] Rampo**
Anything goes.
**[11:48] Rampo**
That's the second misdirection, after all.
**[11:51] Rampo**
There were hints everywhere.
**[11:54] Rampo**
The suspiciously state-of-the-art
medical tools.
**[11:57] Rampo**
The characters, wearing clothes provided by
the mansion rather than clothes of their own.
**[12:02] Rampo**
The story is set in 2050.
**[12:07] Rampo**
The mansion is actually a rest house
attached to a massive, tall space elevator.
**[12:14] Rampo**
As complicated as a detective novel may get,
**[12:17] Rampo**
once you figure out the author's ulterior
motives, you've figured out half of it.
**[12:21] Poe**
Impossible...
**[12:22] Poe**
Six years of my life...
**[12:25] Rampo**
The intellectual devices were
much more beautiful than before.
**[12:28] Rampo**
But I think you've met your match.
**[12:30] Poe**
What?
**[12:31] Poe**
You remember your battle against me?
**[12:34] Rampo**
Why would I forget about
a mystery that I solved?
**[12:39] Rampo**
This takes me back.
**[12:42] Rampo**
We were here, pitting our
minds against each other's.
**[12:46] Rampo**
It was the only time another
detective gave me chills.
**[12:50] Rampo**
The first and the last.
**[12:54] Rampo**
I'm looking forward to
your next challenge, too.
**[12:58] Rampo**
I hope you work really hard to
come up with something good for me.
**[13:05] Poe**
I think I'll work really hard.
**[13:10] Yosano**
We'll need to hold a celebration
for you when we get home.
**[13:13] Rampo**
For what?
**[13:14] Yosano**
For the day the great detective
learned the truth.
**[13:18] Yosano**
The day you discover that you aren't gifted,
**[13:20] Yosano**
but that you use your powers of
observation and deduction to—
**[13:22] Rampo**
I'm gifted.
**[13:24] Yosano**
You were laying out all
your reasoning just now.
**[13:28] Rampo**
I'm gifted.
**[13:30] Rampo**
I'm not doing any actual detective work.
**[13:32] Rampo**
I just got lucky this time.
**[13:34] Rampo**
I mean...
**[13:37] Yosano**
You mean, what?
**[13:40] Rampo**
I'd look stupid if I turned
out to be normal now.
**[13:48] Rampo**
No laughing.
**[13:49] Yosano**
Fine, fine.
***SIGN*** Episode 22: Part 1: Poe and Rampo
**[13:52] Rampo**
No "fine, fine" either!
***SIGN*** Episode 22: Part 2: The Whereabouts of the Skyfaring Moby Dick
**[13:56] Atsushi**
Is it true that we have information
we can use to defeat the Guild?
**[14:00] Tanizaki**
They're devising a plan inside right now.
**[14:06] Dazai**
This is some amazing intel, though.
**[14:09] Dazai**
It's worth its weight in gold.
**[14:11] Dazai**
How would we make use of this to
take down the Guild at its core?
**[14:16] Dazai**
Infiltrate with a bomb?
**[14:18] Rampo**
No good.
**[14:19] Rampo**
Our communications will give us away,
and we'll get shot down.
**[14:24] Dazai**
Oh, you're right.
**[14:26] Dazai**
How about Kenji-kun from the
Gifted Special Operations Division?
**[14:28] Rampo**
Nope.
**[14:29] Rampo**
Leads to a stalemate in a ground battle,
and we'll be fighting overtime.
**[14:33] Dazai**
That's true.
**[14:35] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun, then?
**[14:37] Rampo**
It could work, with Light Snow.
**[14:40] Dazai**
True.
**[14:42] Dazai**
I'll get right on it.
**[14:44] Dazai**
Do we end in the mountains?
**[14:45] Rampo**
At sea.
**[14:46] Dazai**
Roger.
**[14:58] Lucy**
Let me go.
**[15:00] John**
You've got gall, betraying the Guild.
**[15:03] John**
I wish I had your courage.
**[15:06] John**
But did you really think the Guild wouldn't
have countermeasures for your powerful ability?
**[15:11] Lucy**
I knew that much.
**[15:14] Lucy**
But I had to say I was going to be okay.
**[15:17] Lucy**
Otherwise he would never have escaped.
**[15:20] John**
Oh, man.
**[15:21] John**
It's not easy being the bad guys.
**[15:24] John**
So, Chief Strategist, what's the plan?
**[15:29] Dazai**
Hi Ango, how're you?
**[15:31] Dazai**
I have some good news today.
**[15:34] Dazai**
We'll treat your injuries at the Agency.
**[15:37] Dazai**
You'll be as good as new with
Yosano-san's healing ability.
**[15:42] Ango**
And what do you want in return?
**[15:44] Dazai**
Well, one of the detectives in the Agency
was captured by the military police.
**[15:48] Dazai**
We want to save her before our
grand battle with the Guild.
**[15:52] Ango**
Ah, the killer of 35.
**[15:56] Ango**
I'm told she's being kept on an unmanned
plane used to quarantine dangerous gifteds.
**[16:02] Ango**
The Gifted Special Operations Division could indeed
make an extrajudicial plea to grant her immunity.
**[16:08] Ango**
But only if the girl is truly
a member of the Agency.
**[16:16] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan isn't a member of the Agency?
**[16:20] Tanizaki**
She's not *yet*, to be exact.
**[16:24] Tanizaki**
There's an entrance examination you need
to take in order to become a detective.
**[16:28] Tanizaki**
Unless you pass the test, you aren't
officially accepted as an employee.
**[16:33] Tanizaki**
Remember there was one for you, too?
**[16:39] Ango**
Dazai-kun, I accept your offer of treatment
in exchange for my cooperation.
**[16:46] Ango**
So tell me something.
**[16:50] Ango**
When the unidentified car rammed into us,
**[16:53] Ango**
for some reason my airbag was
the only one that didn't deploy.
**[16:57] Ango**
Might you know the reason?
**[17:03] Tanizaki**
The entrance exam involves observing
the applicant's behaviors
**[17:06] Tanizaki**
to determine whether they're
suitable for the Agency.
**[17:08] Tanizaki**
It's a secret test.
**[17:10] Atsushi**
* Whenever Kyouka-chan is in danger, she seeks*
* escape by hurting or doing away with someone.*
**[17:17] Atsushi**
*That may be her nature.*
**[17:20] Atsushi**
* If that's the case, she may*
* not pass the entrance exam.*
**[17:25] Tanizaki**
Okay, we're here.
**[17:28] Atsushi**
The library?
**[17:33] Tanizaki**
I'm Tanizaki of the Armed Detective Agency.
**[17:37] A**
We've been waiting for you.
**[17:47] A**
Please.
**[17:55] Tanizaki**
The Agency's micro-assault
fighter, the Night Bird.
**[17:59] Tanizaki**
I'll pilot this and deliver
you to the Moby Dick.
**[18:04] Atsushi**
A solo infiltration?
**[18:07] (Flashback) Dazai**
The Guild is planning an
all-out ground attack.
**[18:11] (Flashback) Dazai**
We'll sneak onto the Moby Dick while it's
sparsely staffed, and take control.
**[18:16] (Flashback) Atsushi**
I'm going to do all that by myself?
**[18:19] (Flashback) Dazai**
On a solo infiltration,
**[18:20] (Flashback) Dazai**
a gifted with combat abilities is preferable,
due to their ability to work under pressure.
**[18:27] (Flashback) Dazai**
You've also been held captive aboard the Moby Dick,
so you have an idea of its structure.
**[18:31] (Flashback) Dazai**
Furthermore, even if you do fail,
there's a good chance that you'll be captured alive.
**[18:37] (Flashback) Dazai**
No one is more suited for the job than you.
**[18:40] (Flashback) Dazai**
Will you do it?
**[18:44] (Flashback) A**
Turn it down.
**[18:45] (Flashback) A**
You can't do it.
**[18:47] (Flashback) A**
You're the runt of the orphanage
until the day you die.
**[18:51] (Flashback) Atsushi**
*I've only ever regretted
the things I didn't do.*
**[19:00] (Flashback) Dazai**
I'll do it.
**[19:03] A**
Entering Moby Dick visual range.
**[19:06] Tanizaki**
Understood.
**[19:07] Tanizaki**
Here we go, Atsushi-kun.
**[19:09] Dazai**
Yes.
**[19:12] Tanizaki**
Ability: Light Snow!
***SIGN*** Ability: Light Snow
**[19:20] Tanizaki**
The Moby Dick's sensors are disabled for just
130 seconds, while the transport helicopter docks.
**[19:27] Tanizaki**
We're going to hide ourselves
and close in during that time.
**[19:35] A**
What? The pilot isn't responding?
**[19:38] B**
Perhaps some trouble with the communicator.
**[19:45] B**
What the?
**[20:07] Atsushi**
Dazai-san, I'm in.
**[20:11] Dazai**
*How does it look inside?*
**[20:13] Atsushi**
There's no one here.
**[20:14] Atsushi**
Something's wrong.
**[20:21] Atsushi**
Where is everyone?
**[20:24] Herman**
Almost everyone evacuated.
**[20:27] Herman**
Why do you think that might be, kid?
**[20:30] Herman**
Because it's the end.
**[20:32] Herman**
Of this war.
**[20:34] Atsushi**
* Wasn't he the one who*
* called down the Moby Dick?*
**[20:39] Herman**
With the next attack, all of the
Guild's enemies will be turned to ash.
**[20:44] Herman**
Along with Moby Dick.
**[20:48] Atsushi**
Explain!
**[20:49] Herman**
I presume you thought you'd attack
while there aren't many people here.
**[20:53] Herman**
But did you not suspect
that something was off
**[20:56] Herman**
when the Guild's main forces abandoned
the Moby Dick now, of all times?
**[21:02] John**
It would be terrible if
we became collateral.
**[21:05] John**
Stage two of the Yokohama Incineration
Operation: Moby Dick Bomb.
**[21:09] John**
Once it happens, the city will be annihilated
thanks to the damage from the curse.
**[21:16] John**
And ground zero...
**[21:20] Atsushi**
Is where the Agency and the
Mafia headquarters are.
**[21:23] Herman**
We'll crash into the ground
in less than an hour.
**[21:27] Atsushi**
If Moby Dick is your special ability,
you should be able to stop its descent.
**[21:32] Herman**
You are correct that the Moby Dick
is my special ability.
**[21:36] Herman**
But 70% of its capacity has
been replaced with ordinances.
**[21:40] Herman**
I no longer have the ability to control it.
**[21:44] Atsushi**
Did you hear that, Dazai-san?
**[21:46] Atsushi**
* We need to abort the operation*
* and retreat immediately.*
**[21:49] Dazai**
The operation continues as planned.
**[21:51] Atsushi**
*What?*
**[21:52] Dazai**
Take control of the Moby Dick with
your own hands and stop its descent.
**[21:57] Dazai**
You're the only one on the Moby Dick.
**[22:00] Dazai**
You're the only one who can do it.
**[22:02] Atsushi**
You predicted this situation, didn't you?
**[22:04] Dazai**
*As a possibility, yeah.*
**[22:07] Dazai**
* That was part of our*
* reason for choosing you.*
**[22:10] Dazai**
*Can you do it?*
**[22:14] Atsushi**
What do I need to do
to stop the descent?
**[22:17] Herman**
You'll have to use the control terminal.
**[22:20] Herman**
It's in the office on the highest floor.
**[22:23] Herman**
Though it's well guarded, of course.
**[22:28] Atsushi**
Thank you.
**[22:32] Atsushi**
If everyone's evacuated,
why are you still here?
**[22:36] Herman**
If the Moby Dick is to fall on foreign land and
cause annihilation, I reckon I ought to fall with it.
**[22:48] Herman**
Moby Dick was a beautiful creature
before its flesh became mechanical.
**[22:53] Herman**
Just as the Guild was in its past.
**[23:02] Dazai**
Yes?
**[23:03] Mori**
*How are you, Dazai-kun?*
**[23:08] Dazai**
*What do you want, Mori-san?*
**[23:10] Dazai**
* Didn't we establish an agreement with the*
* Mafia so they wouldn't obstruct our operations?*
**[23:16] Mori**
About that agreement... I just had a
call from one of the subordinates.
**[23:21] Mori**
It doesn't look like it'll hold.
**[23:28] Atsushi**
You...
**[23:30] Akutagawa**
I've found you, weretiger.
**[23:33] Atsushi**
Akutagawa!
***SIGN*** Episode 23:
***SIGN*** Rashoumon, The Tiger, and The Last Emperor
# 23 - Rashoumon, The Tiger, and The Last Emperor
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**[00:04] Akutagawa**
I've found you, weretiger.
**[00:07] Atsushi**
Akutagawa!
**[00:19] Akutagawa**
Looks like you've improved your
acrobatic skills, weretiger.
**[00:22] Atsushi**
Why are you here, Akutagawa?
**[00:26] Akutagawa**
To kill you.
**[00:28] Atsushi**
Don't you understand the
situation we're in right now?
**[00:31] Atsushi**
We may no longer have a place to live.
**[00:35] Atsushi**
I don't understand you one bit.
**[00:38] Akutagawa**
I don't remember ever asking
for your understanding.
**[00:41] Dazai**
Oh, dear.
**[00:43] Dazai**
Akutagawa-kun still has a
terrible habit of going solo.
**[00:48] Dazai**
All right.
**[00:49] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun, we don't have
time to deal with him.
**[00:53] Dazai**
*Let's move on.*
**[00:54] Atsushi**
But...
**[00:55] Dazai**
Don't worry.
**[00:57] Dazai**
Just do as I say, and you'll make it.
**[01:03] Atsushi**
Understood.
**[01:05] Atsushi**
Akutagawa, I'm speaking to
Dazai-san on this intercom.
**[01:11] Atsushi**
He wants to talk to you.
**[01:14] Akutagawa**
Dazai-san!
**[01:26] Akutagawa**
Dazai-san!
**[03:01] Francis**
Well hello, Zelda.
**[03:03] Francis**
How have you been?
**[03:05] Francis**
Yeah, I apologize for calling you so late.
**[03:08] Francis**
I heard the news.
**[03:10] Francis**
You laid off another chef?
**[03:12] Francis**
They came all the way here from
a top-notch European restaurant.
**[03:16] Francis**
No, I don't blame you.
**[03:19] Francis**
It's true.
**[03:20] Francis**
Any cook that doesn't know of your distaste
for cream cheese ought to perish.
**[03:27] Francis**
Yes, she's still studying in London.
**[03:31] Francis**
I wouldn't forget it for a moment.
**[03:37] Francis**
Sorry, it appears I have a guest.
**[03:39] Francis**
I'll call you back.
**[03:41] Francis**
I love you, Zelda.
**[03:46] Francis**
That was a brief farewell, boy.
**[03:49] Francis**
Is this what you're looking for?
**[03:53] Atsushi**
Are you the one guarding
the control terminal?
**[03:56] Francis**
Here's the first secret
to how I got this far.
**[04:02] Francis**
The most important part of any job is to
not leave anything for others to handle.
**[04:08] Francis**
By the way, do you know how
much the Moby Dick weighs?
**[04:13] Francis**
It has a total mass of 29,000 tons.
**[04:15] Francis**
Dropped from an altitude of two kilometers,
**[04:18] Francis**
it would explode with the force of 140 tons of TNT...
Right in the middle of the city.
**[04:26] Atsushi**
No one would allow such an atrocity.
**[04:30] Francis**
The second secret to how I got this far is:
don't let the values of others affect you.
**[04:35] Francis**
With that said, you and I are both busy.
**[04:39] Francis**
If we have to fight over the control
terminal, let's keep things simple.
**[04:44] Francis**
We'll both run towards it
on the count of three.
**[04:46] Francis**
The first of us to take it is the winner.
**[04:49] Francis**
If you win, you can do as you like
with the Moby Dick.
**[04:53] Francis**
But if I win, you'll serve me
in helping with my search.
**[05:00] Francis**
One...
**[05:02] Atsushi**
* Should I take his challenge*
* and run when he does?*
**[05:06] Francis**
Two...
**[05:06] Atsushi**
* No, I can't trust anyone from*
* the Guild to keep a promise.*
**[05:10] Atsushi**
* I'll outsmart him and take it*
* before his signal, and run!*
**[05:16] Francis**
Three.
**[05:19] Francis**
Secret number three: It's easy to predict the
behavior of anyone who's given an opportunity.
**[05:28] Francis**
Oh? You aren't going down with that kick?
**[05:32] Francis**
That's impressive.
**[05:34] Francis**
Very well.
**[05:35] Francis**
10,000 may have been insulting.
**[05:38] Francis**
This is a portion of my securities.
**[05:42] Francis**
There's 100,000 dollars worth.
**[05:44] Francis**
I haven't introduced you
to my ability yet, have I?
**[05:48] Francis**
Ability: The Great Fitzgerald.
**[06:01] Francis**
My ability grants me physical
strength equal to the money I spend.
**[06:13] Francis**
Be proud, boy.
**[06:15] Francis**
I haven't used 100,000
dollars in a long time.
**[06:18] Francis**
Of course, Zelda would spend
that much in a month.
**[06:23] Francis**
Now everything is going according to plan.
**[06:25] Francis**
With crashing the Moby Dick,
and with capturing you.
**[06:30] Atsushi**
Me?
**[06:31] Francis**
Our strategist has the
ability to make
**[06:35] Francis**
limited precognitions based
on what information she has.
**[06:40] Atsushi**
Now that I have you, it would
be a pain if you got away.
**[06:45] Atsushi**
I should probably remove your
arms and legs for good measure.
**[06:55] Atsushi**
Oh my, what an unusual guest.
**[06:58] Atsushi**
Mister...
**[06:59] Atsushi**
Agua?
**[07:01] Atsushi**
Aguagar?
**[07:04] Akutagawa**
Akutagawa.
**[07:07] Francis**
That's the one.
***SIGN*** Episode 23: Rashoumon, The Tiger, and The Last Emperor
**[07:17] Dazai**
Hey, Kyouka-chan, can you hear me?
**[07:19] Dazai**
It's Dazai.
**[07:21] Dazai**
We negotiated with the
Gifted Special Operations Division.
**[07:23] Dazai**
We can bring you back down for now.
**[07:26] Dazai**
* I'm going to teach you*
* how to pilot that drone.*
**[07:31] Kyouka**
No more.
**[07:36] Dazai**
* To tell you the truth, the Agency*
* doesn't have a reason to rescue you.*
**[07:43] Dazai**
You aren't an official member, after all.
**[07:47] Dazai**
The Agency has an entrance test,
and you haven't passed it yet.
**[07:52] Dazai**
The test is to see if you have the heart and
strength to help even complete strangers.
**[08:01] Kyouka**
*I don't think I'd pass.*
**[08:06] Dazai**
I don't like that.
**[08:09] Dazai**
A former killer isn't qualified
to become a good person.
**[08:15] Dazai**
Do you truly believe that?
**[08:22] Francis**
Well, Mr. Akutagawa, I'd love to welcome
you aboard, but as you can see, I'm busy.
**[08:28] Akutagawa**
Who gave you permission to lie around?
**[08:31] Akutagawa**
You aren't getting away this time.
**[08:33] Akutagawa**
Stand up and fight.
**[08:35] Atsushi**
Things couldn't get worse.
**[08:38] Atsushi**
I was never ready to begin with.
**[08:41] Akutagawa**
You said earlier that you
couldn't understand me.
**[08:46] Akutagawa**
To me, you're completely incomprehensible.
**[08:50] Akutagawa**
Those fearful eyes have no faith in
your own strength or gift,
**[08:55] Akutagawa**
yet you always involve
yourself in futile battles.
**[08:58] Akutagawa**
Where do you get that
incoherent self-respect?
**[09:01] Francis**
That's enough, little guy.
**[09:03] Francis**
I don't like being ignored.
**[09:07] Akutagawa**
Shut up.
**[09:08] Akutagawa**
My main course is the weretiger.
**[09:11] Akutagawa**
I'd like my dessert to sit quietly.
**[09:17] Francis**
I hate being in second place.
**[09:20] Francis**
I request our rankings be changed.
**[09:23] Akutagawa**
Fine.
**[09:27] Akutagawa**
*Did he stop Rashoumon with his bare hands?*
**[09:34] Francis**
For your efforts, I'll teach you
the fourth secret to success.
**[09:38] Akutagawa**
I don't need it.
**[09:39] Akutagawa**
Rashoumon!
**[09:41] Akutagawa**
Black Torrent!
***SIGN*** Black Torrent
**[09:45] Francis**
500,000 dollars.
**[09:57] Francis**
The fourth secret to success: Though
there are many forms of strength...
**[10:05] Francis**
money and influence, gifts, social status...
it helps to have all of them, the way I do.
**[10:15] Francis**
*The tiger's gone.*
**[10:17] Atsushi**
Strength my ass!
**[10:19] Atsushi**
Money and gifts don't
exist to blow up cities.
**[10:23] Atsushi**
Human strength exists to be shared with
those who are in the depths of despair.
**[10:28] Francis**
I'm not surprised that
you'd make such a mistake.
**[10:31] Francis**
Strength doesn't exist to help the weak.
**[10:34] Francis**
The very essence of money-making
is to extract value from the weak.
**[10:39] Francis**
To then offer that to the
weak is to repeat a pointless act,
**[10:43] Francis**
akin to swinging a door round and round.
**[10:47] Francis**
Strength must be used more meaningfully.
**[10:51] Atsushi**
Do you pretend not to see the lives
that are snubbed out to that end?
**[10:56] Francis**
By the snubbed out lives of the weak...
**[10:59] Francis**
Do you mean, for example, your past self?
**[11:05] Francis**
I looked up your history.
**[11:07] Francis**
You were nearly killed, twice,
in your early childhood
**[11:10] Francis**
by the president of your orphanage.
**[11:14] Francis**
When he kicked you and broke
your ribs, he said to you...
**[11:19] (Flashback) President**
Compared to what your parents
did to you in your infancy,
**[11:24] (Flashback) President**
this doesn't even count as violence.
**[11:35] Francis**
We're slowing down, preparing for descent.
**[11:38] Francis**
We have just over ten minutes until impact.
**[11:44] Akutagawa**
I understand.
**[11:45] Francis**
What?
**[11:50] Francis**
Stop!
**[11:53] Francis**
He ran?
**[12:09] Akutagawa**
I take back what I said about not
being able to understand you.
**[12:14] Akutagawa**
I understand you.
**[12:17] Akutagawa**
Weretiger, you fight in order
to earn permission to live.
**[12:23] Akutagawa**
Even if that means
sacrificing your own life.
**[12:28] Akutagawa**
Disgusting.
**[12:33] Akutagawa**
Do you honestly believe, weretiger, that
someone is out there to grant you permission?
**[12:39] Akutagawa**
Did you think that if you put your
life on the line fighting for others,
**[12:43] Akutagawa**
someone will stamp a form certifying
that you deserve to live?
**[12:47] Atsushi**
Where's the crime in believing that?
**[12:49] Akutagawa**
You're an utter disappointment.
**[12:52] Akutagawa**
I never expected you to be such a fool.
**[12:55] Akutagawa**
I could kill you hundreds of times, and I'd
have gained no accomplishments in battle.
**[13:01] Atsushi**
Accomplishments in battle.
**[13:02] Akutagawa**
Indeed.
**[13:04] Akutagawa**
That is the only true measure of value.
**[13:06] Akutagawa**
Without any accomplishments in battle,
that man would never approve of me.
**[13:12] Akutagawa**
Not Dazai-san.
**[13:15] Atsushi**
Dazai-san?
**[13:17] Atsushi**
How does his name fit here?
**[13:25] Francis**
I've found you, stray dogs.
**[13:30] Dazai**
Kyouka-chan, everyone has
strengths and weaknesses.
**[13:34] Dazai**
You clearly have talent in killing.
**[13:38] Dazai**
You think that, therefore, you can't
become a member of the Detective Agency.
**[13:43] Dazai**
*That's foolish.*
**[13:45] Dazai**
* I'll prove to you in one second how*
* devoid of reason that belief is.*
**[13:51] Dazai**
* Kyouka-chan, how many people have*
* you killed with those hands?*
**[13:55] Kyouka**
35.
**[13:57] Dazai**
*A mere 35.*
**[14:02] Dazai**
*Listen up, Kyouka-chan.*
**[14:05] Dazai**
You don't know everything
about the Detective Agency.
**[14:08] Dazai**
You don't know everything about yourself.
**[14:11] Dazai**
No one can know everything.
**[14:14] Dazai**
That's what we call "potential."
**[14:18] Dazai**
Even Atsushi-kun, who's
given you another chance,
**[14:20] Dazai**
was originally a savage
beast, deemed a menace.
**[14:23] Dazai**
But now he's risking his own life to do what
only he can do, in order to protect this city.
**[14:36] Atsushi**
That's it.
**[14:37] Atsushi**
The cargo elevator.
**[14:47] Atsushi**
His ability is way out of my league.
**[14:49] Atsushi**
I don't stand a chance.
**[14:51] Atsushi**
I need to think of a way to steal
the terminal when I have a chance.
**[14:55] Akutagawa**
You're as foolish as ever.
**[14:58] Atsushi**
What?
**[14:59] Akutagawa**
This box takes us to the
inescapable deck service door.
**[15:04] Akutagawa**
We are the ones who have been cornered.
**[15:08] Atsushi**
No.
**[15:10] Akutagawa**
Nothing could be more shameful than to have
been defeated once by the likes of you.
**[15:15] Akutagawa**
Especially knowing that you're so worthless
that you ask others for your own right to live.
**[15:20] Atsushi**
You're right, I'm worthless.
**[15:22] Atsushi**
But you're a murderer with no purpose
but to flaunt your strength.
**[15:26] Atsushi**
I'm a hundred times better.
**[15:28] Akutagawa**
Say that again.
**[15:29] Atsushi**
You have plenty of power and status.
**[15:32] Atsushi**
You fight just so that people fear you.
**[15:34] Atsushi**
That's way more worthless.
**[15:38] Akutagawa**
Take that back!
**[15:41] Akutagawa**
I have power and status?
**[15:47] Akutagawa**
I'll tell you why I called you disgusting.
**[15:51] Akutagawa**
It's because you're a fool who continues to
mope about old wounds despite having everything.
**[15:59] Atsushi**
What?
**[16:01] Atsushi**
What did you say I am?
**[16:02] Akutagawa**
You're blessed with your gift.
**[16:04] Akutagawa**
You're blessed with friends.
**[16:06] Akutagawa**
With no effort and with nothing but sheer
luck, you're revered and praised by Dazai-san.
**[16:10] Akutagawa**
You don't even understand how lucky you are.
**[16:12] Akutagawa**
You dwell in your own tragedy.
**[16:14] Akutagawa**
You're a disgusting fool!
**[16:17] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Without any accomplishments in battle,
that man would never approve of me.
**[16:23] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Not Dazai-san.
**[16:27] Atsushi**
Dazai-san?
**[16:29] Atsushi**
Don't tell me you've always been...
**[16:45] Francis**
That's enough of playing tag.
**[16:48] Francis**
In less than ten minutes, the Moby Dick
will enter into an irrevocable trajectory.
**[16:53] Francis**
At that point, not even this terminal will
be able to stop it from falling into the city.
**[16:58] Francis**
Only I will survive, as I've
strengthened myself with my ability.
**[17:03] Akutagawa**
Hey, nouveau riche, if I defeat someone as
strong as you, will I no longer be weak?
**[17:14] Francis**
I'll guarantee it.
**[17:15] Akutagawa**
Then I won't regret dying
as many times as it takes.
**[17:20] Akutagawa**
Rashoumon! Demonic Armor!
**[17:46] Francis**
*Is he overriding my actions with his gift?*
**[17:53] Atsushi**
* Akutagawa is so strong, yet*
* he thinks of himself as weak.*
**[17:59] Atsushi**
*He's preposterous!*
**[18:01] Atsushi**
*How many people has his selfishness killed?*
**[18:06] Atsushi**
*Tiger, grant me strength once again.*
**[18:11] Atsushi**
*Just like last time.*
**[18:25] Akutagawa**
Get out of my way, weretiger!
**[18:27] Atsushi**
*You* get out of *my* way!
**[18:30] Atsushi**
Dazai-san, my ass!
**[18:32] Atsushi**
You're even more worthless!
**[18:34] Akutagawa**
Nonsense.
**[18:35] Akutagawa**
You're more worthless than I am!
**[18:37] Francis**
This is amusing.
**[18:40] Francis**
You're both very much alike.
**[18:45] ---**
What?!
**[18:46] Atsushi; Akutagawa**
Don't...
**[18:47] Atsushi; Akutagawa**
...compare me...
**[18:49] Atsushi; Akutagawa**
...to him!
**[19:03] Akutagawa**
This technique makes my black
armor double as muscle.
**[19:09] Akutagawa**
My body is too feeble to last.
**[19:11] Atsushi**
Taking a break, Akutagawa?
**[19:14] Akutagawa**
Shut up.
**[19:14] Akutagawa**
You're next.
**[19:16] Atsushi**
The control terminal comes first.
**[19:18] Atsushi**
If this ship hits the city,
Dazai-san will be obliterated, too.
**[19:23] Akutagawa**
That man wouldn't die so easily.
**[19:32] Francis**
Tiger beetle, tell me, is
there anything in this world
**[19:37] Francis**
aside from family worth
sacrificing everything for?
**[19:43] Francis**
I'll take the book, and I'll bring
my daughter back into this world.
**[19:49] Akutagawa**
Your daughter?
**[19:57] Francis**
My wife, Zelda, unable to accept our
daughter's death, became mentally ill.
**[20:03] Francis**
To this day, she hides in her fantasy that
our daughter is studying abroad in London.
**[20:09] Francis**
I'm going to make that fantasy a reality,
and reclaim my family.
**[20:14] Francis**
No matter what the cost is.
**[20:18] Francis**
My wealth is dispensable.
**[20:25] Francis**
I'll pay all of it!
**[20:35] Atsushi**
He's off the scales.
**[20:37] Atsushi**
It's like standing in front
of a massive tornado.
**[20:41] Atsushi**
This is the will of the Guild's leader?
**[21:05] Atsushi**
Akutagawa...
**[21:06] Akutagawa**
What?
**[21:09] Atsushi**
Am I a fool?
**[21:13] Atsushi**
Is it worthless of me to want
to escape from those memories?
**[21:17] Akutagawa**
It is.
**[21:19] Akutagawa**
The words of your past are fundamentally
unrelated to who you are now.
**[21:32] Atsushi**
I see.
**[21:36] Atsushi**
I think Dazai-san already approved
of you a long time ago.
**[21:48] Francis**
Come!
**[21:50] Atsushi**
Beast Beneath the Moonlight!
**[21:55] Akutagawa**
Rashoumon Demonic Armor!
***SIGN*** Episode 24:
**[22:06] [SONG] Text**
If I May Shed Away
My Burden Now
# 24 - If I May Shed Away My Burden Now
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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**[00:00] Tanizaki**
You... You...
**[00:00] Atsushi**
N-Naomi-san, Tanizaki-san
can't really take jokes!
**[00:00] Tanizaki**
Hear me out, Kyouka-chan!
**[00:00] Tanizaki**
Atsushi-kun!
**[00:00] Tanizaki**
I thought you weren't like that!
**[00:00] Kyouka**
What's the matter?
**[00:00] Rampo**
I know.
**[00:00] Yosano**
Drink, Kunikida!
**[00:00] Kunikida**
Here I go.
**[00:00] Yosano**
Good job!
**[00:00] Yosano**
You're quite a cheap drunk, aren't you?
**[00:00] Atsushi**
Naomi-san!
**[00:00] Naomi**
You better take responsibility.
**[00:00] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan!
**[00:00] Kyouka**
Despicable!
**[00:00] Atsushi**
What?
**[00:00] Kunikida**
I am.
**[00:00] Kunikida**
I-I have a lot of work tomorrow.
**[00:00] Yosano**
Drink!
**[00:00] Kunikida**
Wait, I --
**[00:00] Kunikida**
I can't chug like that.
**[00:09] Francis**
Come!
**[00:10] Atsushi**
Beast Beneath the Moonlight!
**[00:14] Akutagawa**
Rashoumon Demonic Armor!
**[00:38] Francis**
Come on, now.
**[00:39] Francis**
I don't want to have spent
all that money on nothing.
**[00:45] Atsushi**
*Three minutes left.*
**[00:49] Dazai**
Kyouka-chan, if you'd prefer, I can
set you up with a life of killing.
**[00:59] Dazai**
But your anguish isn't yours alone.
**[01:03] Dazai**
What should one do, when what they
want to be isn't what they're best at?
**[01:09] Dazai**
Everyone fights, searching for the
correct way to live their lives.
**[01:14] Dazai**
What do they seek by fighting?
**[01:19] Dazai**
How ought they live?
**[01:22] Dazai**
No one can say.
**[01:26] Dazai**
All we have is the right to waver.
**[01:32] Dazai**
Like stray dogs that have hit rock bottom.
**[01:43] Akutagawa**
No!
**[02:00] Akutagawa**
Weretiger!
**[02:27] Akutagawa**
*If he's right...*
**[02:31] Akutagawa**
*It is worthless.*
**[02:34] Akutagawa**
* The words of your past are fundamentally*
* unrelated to who you are now.*
**[02:41] Atsushi**
*If I may shed away my burden now, I will...*
**[02:50] Akutagawa**
Die, weretiger!
**[04:02] Atsushi**
*I'm spent.*
**[04:05] Atsushi**
*If he stands back up...*
**[04:15] Francis**
I won, Zelda.
**[04:21] Francis**
Wait for me.
**[04:23] Francis**
I'll bring you happiness once more.
**[04:42] Atsushi**
*Right, the control terminal.*
**[04:47] Akutagawa**
You fool.
**[04:49] Akutagawa**
I took it from him during the last attack.
**[04:53] Atsushi**
Dammit!
**[04:54] Atsushi**
We need to stop it!
**[05:04] Akutagawa**
I'd love to rip you to shreds right now but,
unfortunately, I've used up all my strength.
**[05:10] Akutagawa**
You'll have to make do with this.
**[05:12] Atsushi**
You're going to pay for
this when we next meet.
**[05:29] Atsushi**
Descending?
**[05:31] Atsushi**
It can't be.
**[05:32] Atsushi**
I haven't done anything.
**[05:33] Akutagawa**
Hand it over.
**[05:38] Akutagawa**
It isn't responding.
**[05:41] Akutagawa**
Something's going on.
**[05:47] Atsushi**
No good.
**[05:48] Atsushi**
It isn't responding here, either.
**[05:50] Atsushi**
It's going to fall!
**[05:52] Kyouka**
That voice...
**[05:54] Atsushi**
We're out of time.
**[05:55] Atsushi**
We need to do something, or everyone's dead.
**[05:58] Herman**
It's no use.
**[06:00] Herman**
Someone has infiltrated from the outside.
**[06:03] Herman**
They've taken control.
**[06:06] Atsushi**
No.
**[06:08] Kyouka**
*There's still a way.*
**[06:10] Atsushi**
That voice...
**[06:12] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan?!
**[06:13] Kyouka**
*I heard about the situation.*
**[06:15] Kyouka**
Even if the Moby Dick can't
be stopped from falling,
**[06:17] Kyouka**
with enough force from above, it can be
destroyed before it reaches the city.
**[06:23] Kyouka**
I'll use this drone.
**[06:25] Atsushi**
I see.
**[06:26] Atsushi**
That's amazing, Kyouka-chan.
**[06:28] Atsushi**
We can save everyone.
**[06:30] Atsushi**
Prepare the parachutes, please.
**[06:34] Atsushi**
You need to escape now, too.
**[06:36] Kyouka**
I can't.
**[06:39] Kyouka**
I'm captive here.
**[06:41] Kyouka**
My ankles are chained down.
**[06:44] Kyouka**
I can't make it to the evacuation system.
**[06:48] Atsushi**
No...
**[06:50] Atsushi**
Then...
**[06:52] Kyouka**
*Forget about me.*
**[06:54] Atsushi**
No!
**[06:55] Atsushi**
I won't allow it!
**[06:56] Atsushi**
Change course!
**[06:58] Kyouka**
I didn't have a single
ray of light until now.
**[07:04] Kyouka**
But today, I understood. I have choices.
**[07:10] Kyouka**
If I sacrifice myself to save everyone
else, I'll pass the entrance exam.
**[07:17] Kyouka**
I can really become a
member of the Agency.
**[07:20] Kyouka**
I would regret nothing.
**[07:22] Atsushi**
Stop it!
**[07:26] Atsushi**
Let go!
**[07:27] Atsushi**
Akutagawa!
**[07:28] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan, listen to me!
**[07:34] Kyouka**
Thank you.
**[07:36] Kyouka**
I'm sorry.
**[08:02] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan!
**[08:18] Atsushi**
Why?
**[08:20] Atsushi**
Why her?
**[08:25] Akutagawa**
Kyouka...
**[08:27] Akutagawa**
What a fool.
**[08:29] Akutagawa**
If she hadn't embraced the hope of living in
light, she wouldn't have had to die in vain.
**[08:38] Dazai**
This is how it ought to
have been, Atsushi-kun.
**[08:43] Atsushi**
Dazai-san.
**[08:44] Atsushi**
Boss?
**[08:47] Dazai**
Kyouka-chan overcame herself
and saved the city.
**[08:51] Dazai**
With the high-mindedness
expected of the Agency.
**[08:55] Atsushi**
But there was no reason she had to die.
**[08:59] Dazai**
True, this is a merciless conclusion.
**[09:02] Dazai**
But there was a reason that
it had to be this way.
**[09:07] Fukuzawa**
My ability, All Men Are Created Equal,
**[09:12] Fukuzawa**
has an effect only on my subordinates...
That is, on members of the Agency.
**[09:17] Dazai**
The ability allows for control over the
output of the abilities of another.
**[09:23] Dazai**
The reason you're able to control your tiger
abilities now is because you joined the Agency.
**[09:30] Dazai**
And Kyouka-chan passed the entrance exam.
**[09:34] Dazai**
Right in the instant before the impact.
**[09:36] Dazai**
Do you understand what that means?
**[09:45] Kyouka**
I used Demon Snow's katana to
cut the chain and escape.
**[09:51] Kyouka**
I'm back.
**[09:58] Atsushi**
Welcome back.
**[10:01] Kyouka**
You're hurting me.
**[10:03] Atsushi**
Sorry.
**[10:04] Dazai**
Sorry I kept it from you both.
**[10:09] Dazai**
If I hadn't, it wouldn't have
made for a proper entrance exam.
**[10:15] (Flashback) Dazai**
Do we end in the mountains?
**[10:16] (Flashback) Rampo**
At sea.
**[10:18] (Flashback) Dazai**
Roger.
**[10:21] Atsushi**
Was this all planned from the beginning?
**[10:24] Dazai**
The enemy's been defeated,
and Kyouka-chan passed.
**[10:28] Dazai**
I'm glad it all worked out.
**[10:30] Akutagawa**
Dazai-san!
**[10:31] Akutagawa**
There's no one left to get in my way.
**[10:33] Akutagawa**
Please see my strength now.
**[10:36] Dazai**
I don't know.
**[10:38] Dazai**
You're at your limit now, aren't you?
**[10:40] Dazai**
You just defeated the
Guild's leader, after all.
**[10:42] Akutagawa**
That's irrelevant.
**[10:44] Akutagawa**
I am—
**[10:47] Dazai**
You've become strong.
**[10:57] Dazai**
Oh, whoops.
**[11:02] Dazai**
Nice view, isn't it?
**[11:09] Dazai**
You protected it.
**[11:14] Dazai**
It's your city.
***SIGN*** Episode 24: If I May Shed Away My Burden Now
**[11:22] Atsushi**
My city, huh?
**[11:30] Ango**
The massive gifted war caused so
much collateral damage in Yokohama.
**[11:33] Ango**
And it's finally over.
**[11:35] Ango**
But the government's work
is just getting started.
**[11:39] Ango**
Cleaning up after this huge mess...
**[11:42] Ango**
I won't be sleeping at home for days.
**[11:45] Ango**
Given that, we would very much appreciate
having your help, Mr. Herman.
**[11:54] Herman**
I just want to watch the sea for now.
**[11:58] Ango**
With your information, we won't have to
arrest Guild members who weren't part of this.
**[12:05] Herman**
Do you think that a mere grunt like
myself would have such information?
**[12:11] Ango**
Yes.
**[12:12] Ango**
You were the leader of the Guild
two generations ago, after all.
**[12:18] Herman**
It pains me that you young'uns always
insist on bringing up the past.
**[12:23] Ango**
Please help us overcome
our sleep deprivation.
**[12:27] Ango**
I don't need to use this, do I?
**[12:49] Mark**
I never imagined the Moby
Dick being underwater.
**[12:53] Mark**
It was such a nice place.
**[12:55] John**
The Moby Dick?
**[12:57] Mark**
The Guild.
**[12:59] Mark**
The boss is missing in action.
**[13:01] Mark**
I hear there are even insurgencies within
the Guild, now that we don't have a leader.
**[13:05] Mark**
Looks like it's time to lower
the curtain on our adventures here.
**[13:10] John**
Yeah.
**[13:12] John**
But life isn't over.
**[13:14] Mark**
That's true.
**[13:16] Mark**
I'm going to go back home and
finish working on my biography.
**[13:20] Mark**
What about you guys?
**[13:22] Louisa**
I'm going to look for Lord Francis.
**[13:26] Louisa**
I'm sure he's alive.
**[13:29] Mark**
You're going back to your
family, right, John?
**[13:32] John**
I'm not.
**[13:35] John**
I have to stop the insurgency in the Guild.
**[13:37] Mark**
*You*?
**[13:39] Mark**
That's a surprise.
**[13:41] Mark**
I thought you hated the boss.
**[13:44] Mark**
I do.
**[13:45] Mark**
I hate anyone who controls
people with money.
**[13:49] Mark**
But he depended on his wealth to save
his family, and this was the result.
**[13:55] Mark**
I can't bring myself to just leave.
**[13:58] Lovecraft**
The contract...
**[14:02] Lovecraft**
is finally fulfilled.
**[14:04] Mark**
You made it, huh, Lovecraft?
**[14:07] Mark**
What's going to become of you now?
**[14:13] Lovecraft**
I sleep.
**[14:20] Mark**
Who *is* that guy?
**[14:22] John**
What does it matter?
**[14:25] John**
He's one of my few friends.
**[14:34] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan.
**[14:37] Atsushi**
Go ahead.
**[14:56] A**
Ready, and...
**[14:57] A**
Congratulations on joining
the Agency, Kyouka-chan!
**[15:05] A**
Cheers!
**[15:28] Kunikida**
Atsushi.
**[15:30] Kunikida**
How are your injuries?
**[15:32] Atsushi**
I'm all better now.
**[15:34] Kunikida**
Your actions have saved the
city from destruction.
**[15:38] Kunikida**
I thought I should say something,
as your senior here at the Agency.
**[15:46] Kunikida**
First of all, solo operations are an
exception at group organizations such as ours.
***SIGN*** Blah, blah, blah...
**[15:50] Kunikida**
I won't tell you not to apply the experience
you gained from this in the future,
**[15:52] Kunikida**
but don't dare neglect the
Agency's prime activities.
**[15:53] Kunikida**
Likewise for Kyouka.
**[15:54] Kunikida**
Be mindful of the fact that you are
a member of the Detective Agency,
**[15:57] Kunikida**
and act in a way that none
would be ashamed of.
**[15:58] Yosano**
No kidding, Kunikida.
**[16:01] Yosano**
You're all such buzzkills.
**[16:04] Yosano**
Drink with me.
**[16:06] Kunikida**
No, I'd rather not drink much.
**[16:09] Yosano**
Isn't there something you wanted to say?
**[16:13] Kunikida**
You did well, the both of you.
**[16:16] Yosano**
All right, let's drink all night!
**[16:19] Kunikida**
Please, no.
**[16:20] Yosano**
Are you telling me you can't drink with me?
**[16:23] Atsushi**
* Act in a way that none*
* would be ashamed of, huh?*
**[16:28] Atsushi**
Haruno-san, Naomi-san.
**[16:32] Atsushi**
I'm sorry.
**[16:35] Atsushi**
I did some awful things to
you thanks to Q's abilities.
**[16:40] Atsushi**
It would never have happened if
I'd known how unstable I was.
**[16:47] A**
Oh, *that*?
**[16:50] Atsushi**
I'm really sorry.
**[16:55] Haruno**
Atsushi-kun, that wasn't that bad.
**[16:58] Naomi**
We can't keep holding
on to stuff like that here.
**[17:01] Atsushi**
Really?
**[17:02] Haruno**
Yes.
**[17:04] Atsushi**
Thank goodness.
**[17:06] Atsushi**
There was something seriously wrong with
me, to have done what I did to you.
**[17:13] Tanizaki**
Atsushi-kun.
**[17:15] Tanizaki**
I've never heard about this until now.
**[17:18] Tanizaki**
Atsushi-kun, what is this about?
**[17:21] Atsushi**
Please, stay calm.
**[17:22] Poe**
Rampo-kun, I brought the new piece that
you inquired about over the phone.
**[17:23] Kunikida**
I can't.
**[17:25] Naomi**
I'm damaged goods!
**[17:27] Yosano**
Kunikida!
**[17:28] Atsushi**
N-Naomi-san?!
**[17:29] Kunikida**
Yosano-sensei, I think you've
had too much to drink.
**[17:30] Rampo**
Oh, hey.
**[17:31] Rampo**
Thanks for coming.
**[17:33] Tanizaki**
A-Atsushi-kun!
**[17:33] Poe**
Do I really belong here?
**[17:35] Kenji**
Rampo-san, the boss wants you.
**[17:37] Poe**
I'm from an enemy organization.
**[17:39] Rampo**
I'll be right back.
**[17:40] Atsushi**
K-Kyouka-chan?!
**[17:40] Rampo**
Stay right there.
**[17:42] Poe**
Rampo-kun.
**[17:43] Kyouka**
What?!
**[17:44] Yosano**
Kunikida!
**[17:45] Fukuzawa**
That was an impressive operation.
**[17:46] Kyouka**
W-Wait, Kyouka-chan...
**[17:47] Kyouka**
Don't make excuses, it's unmanly!
**[17:48] Fukuzawa**
The Agency would be nothing without you.
**[17:50] Atsushi**
What did you tell her, Tanizaki-san?
**[17:52] Tanizaki**
All the naughty things you did.
**[17:54] Poe**
They seem to be having fun, huh, Karl?
***SIGN*** He likes being left out?
**[18:07] Chuya**
It's a '64 Romane.
**[18:10] Kouyou**
May I really?
**[18:12] Kouyou**
Isn't it your treasure?
**[18:14] Chuya**
Is there a better day than today to open it?
**[18:21] Ougai**
To victory.
**[18:27] Ougai**
This is delicious.
**[18:30] Chuya**
Boss, how shall we punish Akutagawa?
**[18:33] Ougai**
Punish?
**[18:35] Ougai**
He was instrumental in our success.
**[18:38] Ougai**
Akutagawa-kun has always been this way.
**[18:41] Ougai**
He runs off by himself, he causes
destruction and, in the end, he contributes the most.
**[18:46] Ougai**
He has a strong nose.
**[18:49] Ougai**
So long as he continues to succeed,
there will be no punishment.
**[18:52] Ougai**
Say, Kouyou-kun, why did you not try to
escape when you were captured by the Agency?
**[18:59] Ougai**
It ought to have been easy for you.
**[19:02] Kouyou**
I wonder why.
**[19:06] Kouyou**
Perhaps because the tea was so delicious.
**[19:09] (Flashback) Dazai**
Sister, let's make a deal, as two grown-ups.
**[19:13] (Flashback) Dazai**
I have a plan for saving Kyouka-chan.
**[19:15] (Flashback) Kouyou**
What?
**[19:17] (Flashback) Dazai**
If we succeed, it'll be the only way to
protect both her life and her dreams.
**[19:25] Kouyou**
Dazai saw how it would all play out.
**[19:30] Kouyou**
What a terrifying man.
**[19:32] Chuya**
Pfft.
**[19:33] Ougai**
Kouyou-kun, you are strong.
**[19:37] Ougai**
Now that your beloved Kyouka-kun is gone, it
would be difficult for me to chase you down,
**[19:44] Ougai**
should you decide to leave
the Port Mafia now.
**[19:47] Kouyou**
Of course.
**[19:49] Kouyou**
Sadly, I must help a clumsy leader
with reestablishing the organization.
**[19:56] Ougai**
I'm grateful, but I deal only
with those under twelve.
**[20:01] Kouyou**
Silence.
**[20:03] Kouyou**
I'll sew your lips shut.
**[20:04] Chuya**
Dazai!
**[20:06] Chuya**
You're so dead!
**[20:12] A**
It's so cute!
**[20:20] Atsushi**
Hey, where's Dazai-san?
**[20:32] Dazai**
What a weird painting.
**[20:34] Dazai**
I bet even I could do it.
**[20:40] Dazai**
Hirotsu-san, thanks for the help.
**[20:44] Hirotsu**
Did I do enough?
**[20:47] Hirotsu**
All I did was leak the Moby Dick
infiltration route to Higuchi-kun.
**[20:51] Dazai**
If she knows, she will tell Akutagawa-kun.
**[20:55] Dazai**
If Akutagawa-kun knows, he
will come in by himself.
**[20:59] Dazai**
It was as I expected.
**[21:01] Hirotsu**
Why did you go through all that trouble
**[21:04] Hirotsu**
to bring Akutagawa-kun
together with the tiger boy?
**[21:07] Dazai**
I wanted to be sure.
**[21:10] Dazai**
For the *real* disaster that's about to come.
**[21:16] Dazai**
He's already on the move.
**[21:21] Fyodor**
So the destruction of the
Moby Dick was a failure.
**[21:25] Fyodor**
Still, just about everything
is according to plan.
**[21:27] Fyodor**
We succeeded in creating strife within the
Guild and recruiting talented gifteds.
**[21:34] Nathaniel**
I'm only helping for the time being
to fulfill my end of the deal
**[21:38] Nathaniel**
and have Margaret brought
back to consciousness.
**[21:42] Fyodor**
That's fine by me, Pastor.
***SIGN*** Fyodor D.
***SIGN*** Ability: Crime and Punishment
**[21:47] Nathaniel**
Let us paint the land with the
blood of the guilty together.
**[21:52] Nathaniel**
For a better world.
**[21:57] Dazai**
We won't be able to avoid going to war
with that demon I've fought in the past.
**[22:04] Dazai**
Akutagawa-kun is formidable enough by himself,
**[22:08] Dazai**
but his abilities are most
valuable in a supporting role.
**[22:12] Dazai**
In complementing a forward
attacker such as Atsushi-kun,
**[22:15] Dazai**
with his speed and toughness,
he could be a powerful ally.
**[22:20] Dazai**
We'll need to be more powerful than before
in order to fight with that demon.
**[22:26] Dazai**
Something more powerful than
the former Double Black.
**[22:30] Dazai**
That's those two.
**[22:33] Hirotsu**
Dazai-kun, why do you
value Yokohama so dearly?
**[22:41] Dazai**
My friend said me...
**[22:46] Dazai**
"You might as well side with
the people who save others."
**[22:49] Dazai**
"That's at least a little more beautiful."
**[22:55] Hirotsu**
Teni Muhou.
**[23:04] Atsushi**
The city we protected.
**[23:12] Akutagawa**
Worthless nonsense.
**[23:32] Akutagawa**
* This city became my home,*
* with all the people here.*
# 25 - Walking Alone
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** Good, it's perfect.
**[00:02] Yosh**
Good, it's perfect.
**[00:05] Yosh**
My minute-by-minute schedule.
**[00:07] Yosh**
A beautiful array of numbers and letters.
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[00:10] Yosh**
It is indeed befitting of
my duty to the people.
**[00:16] Yosh**
I can't wait to get started.
**[00:18] Atsoosh**
Your schedule's especially tight today.
**[00:22] Atsoosh**
A counter-terrorism meeting at
the Military Police headquarters
**[00:25] Atsoosh**
and a witness testimony for a violent crime.
**[00:28] Atsoosh**
There are also plenty of other high-priority
items that can't be even a minute late.
**[00:33] Atsoosh**
I think this is way too much for
even you to handle, Kunikida-san.
**[00:38] Yosh**
No!
**[00:40] Yosh**
I swear on my soul that I will
complete this masterful agenda!
**[00:45] Oy**
Hey, Kunikida, today is
grocery shopping day.
***SIGN*** Rice
***SIGN*** Tea
**[00:49] Oy**
Come with me.
**[00:50] Yosh**
I'm sorry. You'll have to ask someone else.
**[00:54] Orange**
Kunikida-san, we got some
intel from an informant.
**[00:57] Orange**
A bomber is threatening to give a briefcase
full of explosives to a traveler,
**[01:00] Orange**
to kill indiscriminately.
**[01:02] Yosh**
I'll hear you out when I get back.
**[01:03] Dagash**
Kunikida, we're out of snacks.
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[01:07] Yosh**
There's a small stash in the
staff kitchen cupboard.
**[01:10] Yosh**
Be careful not to eat too much.
**[01:14] Yosh**
Finally, Dazai...
**[01:15] Dunce eye**
Deeerp...
**[01:16] Yosh**
Listen up! You had better *not
*mess up my plans today.
**[01:21] Dunce eye**
I swear on my life.
**[01:24] Atsoosh**
He's totally intent on getting in the way.
**[01:26] Yosh**
Oh, I don't have time to waste on this fool.
**[01:31] Yosh**
Shoot, I'm eighteen seconds behind.
**[01:37] Yosh**
Well, then, I'm off.
**[01:49] Dunce eye**
I have a feeling something's
going to happen today.
**[01:54] Atsoosh**
I'm so sorry, Kunikida-san.
**[02:22] Yosh**
The train departs at 10:47.
**[02:25] Yosh**
Another 2 minutes and 15 minutes of walking.
**[02:30] Yosh**
All according to plan.
***SIGN*** Yokohama Chinatown
**[04:06] A**
*Train approaching on Track 2.*
**[04:09] A**
*Please be safe.*
**[04:11] Yosh**
If I miss this train, my whole schedule
for the day goes up in smoke.
***SIGN*** Incoming Call
**[04:21] A**
*Your phone's ringing!*
**[04:23] A**
*Your phone's ringing!*
**[04:24] A**
*Oi, pick up, man!*
**[04:26] A**
*Oi! Kunikida!*
**[04:29] A**
*Your phone's ringing!*
**[04:30] A**
*Hey!*
**[04:31] Yosh**
What do you want, Dazai?
**[04:32] Yosh**
This had better be important.
You aren't stopping me today, otherwise.
**[04:36] Dunce eye**
Sorry to interrupt you when you're busy.
**[04:38] Dunce eye**
You have a guest.
**[04:40] Yosh**
*A guest?*
**[04:41] Dunce eye**
The craftsman who makes your notebook.
**[04:45] Yosh**
The legendary notebook artisan?
**[04:51] Yosh**
Master Carlyle?!
**[04:52] Dunce eye**
*That's him!*
**[04:54] Dunce eye**
*He heard you love his notebooks,*
**[04:57] Dunce eye**
* and he came by to see you*
* on his way back to Europe.*
**[05:00] Yosh**
What?!
**[05:01] Yosh**
Am I dreaming?
**[05:02] Yosh**
All right, I'll be right back.
**[05:04] Yosh**
Treat him with respect!
**[05:06] A**
*The train is approaching on Track 2.*
**[05:17] Yosh**
Dazai...
**[05:19] Yosh**
You rotten coward!
**[05:21] Dunce eye**
*Oh, come now. I just gave you some options.*
***SIGN*** I called anyone and everyone who could throw Kunikida off.
**[05:25] Dunce eye**
Whether you choose your agenda
or the master, you'll be happy.
**[05:30] Atsoosh**
*This man's a monster.*
**[05:32] Dunce eye**
*Whatcha gonna do?*
**[05:36] Dunce eye**
Damn you!
**[05:37] A**
*The doors are now closing.*
**[05:39] Yosh**
T-T-Tell the master that
I love and respect him!
**[05:46] Dunce eye**
Aw.
**[05:47] Atsoosh**
You sure are having fun.
**[05:51] Yosh**
I did the right thing.
**[05:53] Yosh**
I'm a detective who serves the people.
**[05:59] Garbage bag man**
Could you take this briefcase
to the conductor's room?
**[06:02] Kid**
For the lost and found?
**[06:03] Kid**
Sure.
**[06:05] Kid**
I'll do it.
**[06:06] Yosh**
A briefcase?
**[06:10] (Flashback) Orange**
We got some intel from an informant.
**[06:13] (Flashback) Orange**
A bomber is threatening to give a briefcase
full of explosives to a traveler,
**[06:17] (Flashback) Orange**
to kill indiscriminately.
**[06:24] Yosh**
Stop!
**[06:30] Yosh**
Oi, shrimp!
**[06:32] Kid**
When you say shrimp,
you'd better not be talking about me.
**[06:39] Kid**
Thief!
**[06:45] Yosh**
Damn!
**[06:52] Yosh**
Everyone, get down!
**[07:09] Yosh**
I'm requesting an investigation at
Station Exit 5, under the elevated tracks.
**[07:15] Yosh**
Please remain calm.
**[07:17] [SONG] Text**
Kunikida
Doppo
**[07:17] Yosh**
I'm Kunikida of the Armed Detective Agency.
**[07:20] Yosh**
The municipal police will be arriving soon.
**[07:23] Yosh**
I ask for your cooperation
in the investigation.
**[07:27] Yosh**
I believe this could be a serial bomber.
**[07:30] Yosh**
It'd be wise to contact the Military Police.
**[07:32] A**
Understood.
**[07:36] Yosh**
Pardon me.
**[07:38] Yosh**
That was rough for you.
**[07:40] Yosh**
The municipal police will be here
soon to take you into protection.
**[07:43] Kid**
I'll kill him...
**[07:46] Kid**
That dongbucket!
**[07:48] ---**
One thing after another!
**[07:50] Yosh**
Hey! Quit tugging!
**[07:52] Kid**
I heard you calling yourself
"Kunikida of the Armed Detective Agency"
**[07:55] Kid**
or some pompous crap.
**[07:57] Kid**
Help me beat the crap
out of that dongbucket!
**[08:00] Yosh**
What?
**[08:01] Yosh**
Are you crazy?
**[08:05] Yosh**
You're a victim, and I have
to get to my next job.
**[08:08] Yosh**
Let the police take care of the rest.
**[08:11] Kid**
Quit talking sense, Kunikida. It's boring.
**[08:13] Yosh**
That's Kunikida*-san*.
**[08:15] Yosh**
Boring or not, sense is sense.
**[08:17] Kid**
Fine, but I'm the only one
who saw the bomber's face.
**[08:21] Kid**
You'd better find him, or he'll get away.
**[08:23] Yosh**
So what?
**[08:24] Yosh**
What could a kid like you do to help?
**[08:26] Kid**
I fight for justice.
**[08:29] Kid**
I practice karate every day for that, too.
**[08:32] Kid**
I could never forgive myself
if I chickened out now.
**[08:36] Yosh**
No means no.
**[08:38] Yosh**
I know how you feel,
but this is likely a serial bombing.
**[08:43] Yosh**
This is for the police to handle.
**[08:45] Yosh**
Civilians should not get involved.
**[08:47] Yosh**
Got it?
**[08:49] Kid**
Crystal clear.
**[08:51] Yosh**
Then I expect you to cooperate
with the police investigation.
**[08:55] Kid**
Oh no, whatever shall I do?
**[08:57] Kid**
If the police come, I'm going
to have to tell them that
**[09:01] Kid**
a scary-looking man named Kunikida
tore my clothes in a dark corner.
**[09:06] Kid**
Aren't I?
**[09:11] A**
Eww.
**[09:12] A**
He's so low.
**[09:12] B**
What? A pervert?
**[09:13] C**
Are you serious?
**[09:14] D**
He's got that face.
**[09:18] Overalls**
Tanizaki-san, where's the boss today?
**[09:21] Hair clip**
He's out on important business or something.
**[09:24] Hair clip**
He said he won't be back until the evening.
**[09:25] Overalls**
Who is our agency's second-in-command?
**[09:30] Overalls**
The Military Police asked me who represents
us when the President is absent.
**[09:34] Hair clip**
I'm not sure how to answer that.
**[09:36] Atsoosh**
*Second-in-command, huh?*
**[09:39] Hair clip**
I guess it would have to be Rampo-san.
**[09:42] Hair clip**
He has the longest and best record.
**[09:44] ---**
Nope, not me!
**[09:47] Hair clip**
I don't have a smidgen of interest
in being important or in command.
**[09:52] Atsoosh**
True.
**[09:53] Hair clip**
Then I guess it's Dazai-san.
**[09:57] Hair clip**
Hey, Dazai-san...
**[10:02] Dunce eye**
How do I annoy Kunikida-kun to death?
**[10:06] Atsoosh**
He's not done yet?
**[10:10] Kid**
All right, Kunikida,
let's go catch that dongbucket.
***SIGN*** Kouda Aya
**[10:14] Aiya**
My name is Kouda Aya.
**[10:16] Aiya**
You can call me Aya-chan.
**[10:19] Yosh**
My day's agenda...
**[10:21] Yosh**
My ideals...
**[10:23] Aiya**
Man, Armed Detectives aren't
as cool as the rumors.
**[10:28] Aiya**
Buck up, Kunikida!
**[10:29] Yosh**
That's Kunikida*-san*, Kouda Aya.
**[10:32] Aiya**
It's Aya*-chan*!
**[10:34] Aiya**
If your agenda's so important, why did
you jump off the train to help me?
**[10:41] Yosh**
My ideals.
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[10:43] Yosh**
In my ideal world, people do not
get murdered in front of my eyes.
**[10:48] Yosh**
That's just how I felt.
**[10:52] Yosh**
What's with those eyes?
**[10:54] Aiya**
I feel embarrassed just listening to you.
**[10:57] Yosh**
Shush!
**[10:58] Yosh**
You were just saying something
about fighting for justice, too!
**[11:02] Aiya**
Kunikida.
**[11:03] Yosh**
Kunikida*-san*!
**[11:04] Yosh**
What do you want?
**[11:06] Aiya**
What's that?
**[11:11] Aiya**
Another bomb?
**[11:12] Yosh**
It's likely set off by vibrations.
**[11:16] Yosh**
Get back. It's dangerous.
**[11:20] Yosh**
*Should a train pass over these tracks,*
**[11:22] Yosh**
* hundreds of people will die from*
* the explosion and derailment.*
**[11:27] Yosh**
* We need to contact the*
* Military Police bomb disposal unit.*
**[11:30] Yosh**
*This bomb and mode of operation, though...*
**[11:33] Yosh**
*It can't be...*
**[11:38] Yosh**
* If it is, there must be a radio*
* device for disarming the bomb.*
**[11:43] Yosh**
Aya?
**[12:13] Yosh**
Aya!
**[12:14] A**
Put down your gun, please.
**[12:17] A**
Or do you want to find out
how far the girl will fly
**[12:26] A**
when I hit the detonator?
**[12:36] A**
That's my Kunikida-san!
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[12:57] A**
This is a beautiful notebook.
**[13:00] A**
Your ability is to materialize what
you write in your notebook.
**[13:06] A**
That means, if I take your notebook
from you, you can't do anything.
**[13:12] Yosh**
You've done your homework.
**[13:14] A**
I'm up against the great Kunikida-san,
after all. Of course I did.
**[13:19] A**
I spent the last two years working
diligently on this plot.
**[13:22] Yosh**
I knew it was you.
**[13:25] Yosh**
Katsura Shousaku.
***SIGN*** Katsura Shousaku
**[13:27] Yosh**
I arrested you two years ago,
**[13:30] Yosh**
when you were building an illegal bomb
to try to blow up your school building.
**[13:35] Yosh**
You set this trap up for revenge, I see.
**[13:38] Yosh**
It was you who tipped off the Agency
about the indiscriminate bomber, wasn't it?
**[13:43] Cat's Law**
Revenge?
**[13:45] Cat's Law**
No.
**[13:46] Cat's Law**
I simply want to erase your words.
**[13:51] Cat's Law**
You said, over and over,
when you captured me:
**[13:55] Cat's Law**
"Overcome adversity."
**[13:57] Cat's Law**
"Be strong."
**[13:58] Cat's Law**
"Discipline yourself and do what is right."
**[14:02] Cat's Law**
I still can't get your ideals out of my mind.
**[14:08] Cat's Law**
"Be strong"?
**[14:10] Cat's Law**
How could you speak such words?
**[14:12] Cat's Law**
Weak, so weak!
**[14:14] Cat's Law**
You spout such words to beat down
someone so weak he resorts to crime!
**[14:21] Cat's Law**
Do you think the weak are weak
because they want to be?
**[14:32] Cat's Law**
You don't have time to be
unconscious, Kunikida-san.
**[14:36] Cat's Law**
There's five minutes until the train
passes over the rigged tracks.
**[14:41] Cat's Law**
The disarming signal can only
be sent from this laptop.
**[14:45] Cat's Law**
You're going to remain powerless to stop
the explosion, leaving hundreds to die.
**[14:49] Cat's Law**
In that moment, the cheap ideals
you've written in this book
**[14:55] Cat's Law**
along with your pride in being an
Armed Detective, will be lost.
**[14:59] Aiya**
Kunikida!
**[15:02] Yosh**
That's Kunikida*-san*.
**[15:06] Yosh**
Katsura, my response to your words is
already written in that notebook.
**[15:14] Yosh**
Open to page 89.
**[15:21] Yosh**
Special ability... Doppo Poet.
***SIGN*** Stun Grenade
**[15:25] Yosh**
Stun Grenade!
**[15:27] Aiya**
He activated it without holding it!
**[15:39] A**
What was that noise?
**[15:41] B**
Dunno.
**[15:45] C**
What the hell?
**[15:49] Yosh**
That's my answer.
**[15:51] Yosh**
One can't attain their ideals
with conviction alone.
**[15:54] Yosh**
My ability has improved with time, as well.
**[15:58] Yosh**
Aya, are you all right?
**[15:59] Aiya**
Kunikida!
**[16:00] Aiya**
Don't mind me, do something
about the bombs on the tracks!
**[16:03] Aiya**
Hurry!
**[16:05] Yosh**
All right.
**[16:06] Yosh**
Hang on.
**[16:12] Yosh**
No, it can't be...
**[16:16] Aiya**
Kunikida?
**[16:17] ---**
Don't move, Aya.
**[16:20] Cat's Law**
That's right.
**[16:23] Cat's Law**
The disarm signal for the
bombs set on the tracks
**[16:26] Cat's Law**
is the same frequency as the detonate
signal for the bomb fixed to that girl.
**[16:33] Cat's Law**
Are you sure?
**[16:36] Cat's Law**
Try to take it off with force and it'll explode.
**[16:42] Cat's Law**
In other words, you can only save either
the girl or the passengers on the train.
**[16:53] Yosh**
You...
**[16:55] Yosh**
You anticipated this.
**[16:58] Cat's Law**
You told me you'd never allow
anyone to die in front of your eyes.
**[17:04] Cat's Law**
That's one of your ideals, isn't it?
**[17:07] Cat's Law**
But between hundreds of passengers
and one girl, there's no comparison.
**[17:15] Cat's Law**
Now, kill that girl, and prove to me that
your ideals are nothing but a fantasy.
**[17:23] Cat's Law**
That you're nothing but a
human being, just as I am!
**[17:31] Yosh**
You're correct.
**[17:34] Yosh**
Even after resisting
tooth-and-nail, people die.
**[17:40] Yosh**
Cruel, heartless, and without
a hint of idealism.
**[17:44] Yosh**
That is our world.
**[17:49] Yosh**
Yet, even if the future offers
nothing but pain and misery,
**[17:55] Yosh**
I will pursue my ideals.
**[17:59] Cat's Law**
That's right.
**[18:00] Cat's Law**
Your only option is to sacrifice the girl.
**[18:06] Yosh**
I'm sorry, Aya.
**[18:11] Aiya**
Oh, well.
**[18:13] Aiya**
I fight for justice.
**[18:17] Cat's Law**
No!
**[18:19] Yosh**
I won't let you suffer alone.
**[18:48] Cat's Law**
Committing suicide with the girl.
**[18:50] Cat's Law**
That's how your life ends, huh?
**[18:56] Cat's Law**
What?
**[18:58] Cat's Law**
Impossible.
**[19:01] Cat's Law**
You're unharmed!
**[19:02] Yosh**
You should have done more research.
**[19:11] Yosh**
In the Detective Agency, severe injuries
are the same as no injury at all.
**[19:16] A**
I'm so used to hearing that stun grenade.
**[19:20] Yosh**
I'd made a record in my
notebook that Yosano-sensei
**[19:26] Yosh**
would be at the station around
this time, shopping.
**[19:31] Cat's Law**
Then that stun grenade was a distress signal
intended for your agency members.
**[19:37] Aiya**
Seriously, what were you going to
do if help didn't arrive on time?
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[19:43] Yosh**
I told you...
**[19:48] Yosh**
I won't let anyone be killed
in front of my eyes.
**[20:01] A**
No, Boss, it's nothing.
**[20:04] A**
It appears to have been a foolish attack
by someone who resents the Agency.
**[20:09] A**
I could have enjoyed it some if he'd
at least gone after that dimwit Dazai.
**[20:15] A**
Then again, that hooligan
wouldn't have stood a chance.
**[20:23] Aiya**
Say, Kunikida...
**[20:25] Aiya**
I doubt a dense idealist like you
would have a girlfriend or a wife.
**[20:31] Yosh**
Well...
**[20:32] Aiya**
If you really want, I could...
**[20:39] Yosh**
Aya...
**[20:44] Yosh**
Of the 58 conditions of my Spousal Plan Project,
you fail to meet 31 of them.
**[20:51] Yosh**
I decline.
**[20:52] Aiya**
What?!
**[20:53] Yosh**
And it's Kunikida*-san*.
**[20:55] Yosh**
Have respect for your seniors.
**[20:57] Yosh**
You won't grow up to be a proper—
**[21:09] Older**
The older you get, the more you can't
help but worry about the future.
**[21:16] Not yet**
Thank you.
**[21:18] Older**
I believe that the special ability business
permit was given to you personally.
**[21:25] Older**
Perhaps I'm stressing over nothing,
**[21:27] Older**
but I worry about what might
happen to the Detective Agency
**[21:30] Older**
if the unspeakable were to happen to you.
**[21:34] Not yet**
Of course, I have put some thought into what
should happen to the Agency should I die.
**[21:43] Dunce eye**
Who's the next president of
the Armed Detective Agency?
**[21:47] Dunce eye**
Actually...
**[21:50] Dunce eye**
Someone's already been chosen.
**[21:51] Left**
Huh?
**[21:52] Middle**
I never knew.
**[21:54] Right**
Who is it?
**[21:58] Dunce eye**
He's a flag-bearer.
**[22:01] Dunce eye**
Unwavering, unyielding,
and aware of the weak.
**[22:06] Dunce eye**
A man fit to be a leader.
**[22:09] Dunce eye**
It could be no one but Kunikida-kun.
***SIGN*** Episode 25
***SIGN*** Walking Alone
# Movie
# 0 - Bungo Stray Dogs - DEAD APPLE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** No other days in Yokohama underground
society produced as many corpses as those 88 did.
***SIGN*** Many organizations were
involved in that bloodbath.
***SIGN*** The Dragon Head Conflict
***SIGN*** The night before its conclusion
**[01:01] Chuuka**
*This is sickening.*
**[01:03] Chuuka**
*Corpses, no matter which way I look.*
**[01:25] Chuuka**
You're lucky to be alive in this situation.
**[01:30] Dasai**
Odasaku.
**[01:31] Chuuka**
Dazai, where are you?
**[01:32] Dasai**
* I have a feeling I know what you're up to,*
* but you need to run.*
**[01:36] Dasai**
*It's not going to be safe there for long.*
**[01:39] Bike**
*Piss off, scrub.*
**[01:43] Dasai**
*Hi, Chuuya. You're in range of the enemy.*
**[01:46] Dasai**
*Take some bullets and die, thanks.*
**[01:48] Chuuka**
Shut up.
**[02:00] Chuuka**
Damn gifted.
**[02:11] Chuuka**
He thinks he's the shit.
**[02:26] Dasai**
It would have been more amusing if you'd
been struck by lightning and killed.
**[02:32] Chuuka**
Shut it, Dazai.
**[02:35] Dasai**
You're five minutes late.
**[02:40] Dasai**
Because of that, I got smacked
three more times than I needed to.
**[02:43] Chuuka**
I might as well finish you off.
**[02:47] Dasai**
I'm not the one you need to kill.
**[02:54] Chuuka**
Look at all this trash.
**[02:57] Dasai**
Clean it up, please.
**[02:59] Dasai**
You're prepared for this, aren't you?
**[03:04] Chuuka**
Come to think of it,
I have a debt to repay you.
**[03:17] Shibs**
It'll be mine.
**[03:20] Shibs**
It won't be mine.
**[03:22] Shibs**
It'll be mine.
**[03:24] Shibs**
It won't be mine.
**[03:27] Shibs**
It'll be mine.
**[03:29] Shibs**
It won't be mine.
**[03:32] Shibs**
It'll be mine.
**[03:34] Shibs**
It won't be mine.
**[03:36] Shibs**
It'll be mine.
**[03:38] Shibs**
It won't be mine.
**[03:41] Shibs**
It'll be mine.
**[03:43] Shibs**
It won't be mine.
**[03:44] Dasai**
Those jewels are all real.
**[03:47] Dasai**
He could have made a woman really happy.
**[03:52] Shibs**
It won't be mine.
**[03:58] Shibs**
It's not much fun seeing
these readings come true.
**[04:03] Shibs**
Starting an organization hasn't
helped me get what I want.
**[04:08] Chuuka**
Give me back my friends.
**[04:13] Shibs**
Welcome, boring guest.
**[04:17] Shibs**
I don't expect you to give me what I desire.
**[04:22] Shibs**
Die now, as they did.
**[04:27] Shibs**
All your friends killed themselves.
**[04:31] Shibs**
Boring people are boring, even in death.
**[04:35] Chuuka**
You...
**[04:42] Chuuka**
Don't stop me.
**[04:44] Dasai**
Oh, dear.
**[04:46] Dasai**
Corruption, huh?
**[05:06] Fjord**
This is too much fun.
***SIGN*** The day world and the night world
***SIGN*** An armed agency working in the twilight
***SIGN*** Gifted Group:
The Armed Detective Agency
***SIGN*** Nakajima Atsushi
Special Ability:
Beast Beneath the Moonlight
Taken under the Agency's wing when he was found
struggling after his time at an orphanage.
Protagonist of the story.
***SIGN*** Dazai Osamu
Special Ability:
No Longer Human
Atsushi's mentor, as he was the one to scout him.
A suicide maniac and bandage-wasting machine.
***SIGN*** Izumi Kyouka
Special Ability:
Demon Snow
Former assassin for the Port Mafia.
Likes rabbits and tofu.
**[06:34] [SONG] Text**
Kunikida Doppo
Special Ability:
Doppo Poet
An idealist who never accepts half-measures.
Meticulous
***SIGN*** Miyazawa Kenji
Special Ability:
Be Not Defeated By The Rain
An artless boy, born in the countryside.
Loves cows, eats cows.
**[06:51] [SONG] Text**
Edogawa Rampo
Special Ability:
Ultra Deduction
***SIGN***
An excellent detective with
ultimate powers of deduction.
Motto: "All's well that's well by me."
***SIGN*** Yosano Akiko
Special Ability:
Thou Shalt Not Die
Skilled in healing all kinds of exterior wounds.
Passionate about dissections.
***SIGN*** Tanizaki Junichirou
Special Ability:
Light Snow
A slightly timid Agency employee.
Cohabits with his sister. (?)
***SIGN*** Fukuzawa Yukichi
Special Ability:
All Men Are Created Equal
The founder of the Detective Agency,
formerly known as the Silver Wolf.
An extremely capable martial artist.
***SIGN*** Port Mafia
***SIGN*** A violent organization that represents the very darkness of Yokohama.
Runs the city and controls both politics and economy.
Is ruthless against anyone who opposes them in either mainstream or underground society.
***SIGN*** Akutagawa Ryunosuke
Special Ability:
Rashoumon
A battle-oriented gifted
with the nickname Silent Rabid Dog.
Previously fought almost to the death
with Nakajima Atsushi.
***SIGN*** Nakahara Chuuya
Special Ability:
For The Tainted Sorrow
A fancy hat, formerly called
"Double Black" alongside Dazai.
***SIGN*** Mori Ougai
Special Ability:
Vita Sexualis
The cold, calculating mastermind
overseeing this band of cruel gifted.
Has a lolita complex.
***SIGN*** Sakaguchi Ango
Special Ability:
Discourse on Decadence
[26 years old. Ministry of Internal Affairs,
Gifted Special Operations Division Assistant Counselor.]
In charge of maintaining national security
in light of matters to do with gifted activity.
Perpetually sleep deprived.
***SIGN*** Fyodor D.
Special Ability:
Crime and Punishment
Leader of the underground organization
"Rats in the House of the Dead".
***SIGN*** Bungo Stray Dogs
***SIGN*** Six years later...
**[09:04] At sushi**
I never knew this place existed in Yokohama.
**[09:19] Dasai**
Nakajima Atsushi-kun.
**[09:21] At sushi**
Yes?
**[09:22] Dasai**
Do you know whose grave this is?
**[09:25] At sushi**
No.
**[09:26] At sushi**
But it's someone dear to you, right?
**[09:33] Dasai**
What makes you think that?
**[09:34] At sushi**
I've never seen you pay a visit to a grave.
**[09:38] Dasai**
Does it look like I'm
visiting a grave to you?
**[09:42] At sushi**
It does. Why?
**[09:55] (Flashback) Someone**
Odasaku!
**[10:03] (Flashback) Someone**
Odasaku...
**[10:05] (Flashback) Someone**
What am I supposed to do?
**[10:09] (Flashback) Someone**
Be on the side that saves people.
**[10:13] (Flashback) Someone**
If it doesn't matter either way,
be a good person.
**[10:18] (Flashback) Someone**
Save the weak, and protect the orphans.
**[10:22] (Flashback) Someone**
There's little difference between
justice and evil to you, is there?
**[10:26] (Flashback) Someone**
That's at least a little more beautiful.
**[10:31] (Flashback) Dasai**
How can you be so sure?
**[10:33] (Flashback) Someone**
I can.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Someone**
More than anyone.
**[10:37] (Flashback) Someone**
I'm your friend, after all.
**[10:47] At sushi**
Was it someone you were in love with?
**[10:52] Dasai**
If it was a woman I loved,
I'd have died with her.
**[10:55] At sushi**
Oh, yeah, I guess you would have.
**[10:58] Dasai**
Did you say something?
**[10:59] At sushi**
Oh, no.
**[10:59] At sushi**
Nothing.
**[11:01] Dasai**
He was a friend.
**[11:03] Dasai**
The man who gave me a reason to quit
the Port Mafia and join the Detective Agency.
**[11:09] Dasai**
Without him, I may have stayed in the Mafia,
**[11:13] Dasai**
murdering people.
**[11:17] Dasai**
I'm kidding.
**[11:19] Dasai**
I bet Kunikida-kun told you
to come find me, didn't he?
**[11:24] At sushi**
Yes.
**[11:25] At sushi**
He said there's an important meeting.
**[11:27] Dasai**
Pass.
**[11:30] At sushi**
I've been wanting to try
a new suicide technique.
**[11:33] Dasai**
Again?
**[11:36] Dasai**
Jeez.
**[11:37] Dasai**
Kunikida-san's going to
give me an earful again.
***SIGN*** Dihua Street, Taipei
***SIGN*** Play
**[11:43] Cool Knee Kicker**
This is footage from a security
camera in Taipei, Taiwan.
**[11:48] Cool Knee Kicker**
As you can see, the fog erupted in
a matter of minutes, and vanished.
**[11:54] Cool Knee Kicker**
But this isn't a weather anomaly.
**[11:59] Cool Knee Kicker**
Suspicious bodies were
discovered after the fog.
**[12:05] Cool Knee Kicker**
This burnt corpse.
**[12:07] At sushi**
Terrible.
**[12:09] Rambo**
Kunikida...
**[12:10] Cool Knee Kicker**
Yes?
**[12:13] Rambo**
This person's gifted.
**[12:15] Cool Knee Kicker**
You're correct, Rampo-san.
**[12:17] Rambo**
He was a well-known fire-wielding
gifted in his area.
***SIGN*** Age: Approx. 34
Taipei - Dihua Street
Death by immolation
**[12:23] Cool Knee Kicker**
This is Singapore, a year ago.
**[12:25] Cool Knee Kicker**
Sure enough, a dense fog emerged.
**[12:27] Cool Knee Kicker**
Another suspicious corpse
was discovered after it dissipated.
**[12:32] Cool Knee Kicker**
He was a card-wielding gifted.
**[12:35] Cool Knee Kicker**
A talented assassin.
**[12:38] Cool Knee Kicker**
Detroit, half a year ago.
**[12:41] Cool Knee Kicker**
Another body discovered after the fog.
**[12:46] Cool Knee Kicker**
As you can imagine, she was
an ice-wielding gifted.
**[12:51] Cool Knee Kicker**
In other words, after the strange fog,
**[12:54] Cool Knee Kicker**
these gifted people across the world
died by their own abilities.
**[13:00] Kenji**
Is the fog somehow related?
**[13:04] Cool Knee Kicker**
There are 128 confirmed cases that are
thought to be of the same nature.
**[13:09] Cool Knee Kicker**
More than five hundred have died.
**[13:14] Cool Knee Kicker**
The Gifted Special Operations Division
calls this series of events
**[13:17] Cool Knee Kicker**
the "Serial Gifted Suicide Incident".
**[13:21] Cool Knee Kicker**
Speaking of suicide...
**[13:23] Cool Knee Kicker**
Where's that fool Dazai, Atsushi?
**[13:27] At sushi**
He said he was going to pass, because he
came up with a new suicide technique.
**[13:32] Cool Knee Kicker**
That bonehead!
**[13:35] Rambo**
I see.
**[13:44] Kenji**
What are you doing, Rampo-san?
**[13:47] Rambo**
It's a secret.
**[13:50] Tanning sucky**
So any gifted who touches
that fog kills themselves?
**[13:55] Naomi**
I'll never let you do that.
**[13:57] Naomi**
I'm never going to let you kill
yourself and leave me behind.
**[13:59] Yowza nope**
So, what does this have to do with us?
**[14:01] ---**
**[14:04] Yowza nope**
There's more to this than just,
"Let's be careful, because we're gifted, too," right?
**[14:09] Yowza nope**
The Special Operations Division has
requested that we investigate.
**[14:12] Cool Knee Kicker**
We've received information that a man thought
**[14:15] Cool Knee Kicker**
to be involved in these serial
suicides is in Yokohama.
**[14:18] Cool Knee Kicker**
We've been asked to capture him.
**[14:21] Cool Knee Kicker**
This is that man.
***SIGN*** Name: Shibusawa Tatsuhiko Age: 29 Sex: Unknown Height: Unknown Weight: Unknown Special Abilities: Unknown Nationality: Unknown
**[14:29] Cool Knee Kicker**
Shibusawa Tatsuhiko. Twenty-nine.
**[14:32] Cool Knee Kicker**
All we know is that he has
some kind of special ability,
**[14:35] Cool Knee Kicker**
and that he goes by the
street name "Collector".
**[14:38] Kyocera**
Is something wrong?
**[14:41] At sushi**
No, nothing.
**[14:45] Fuguswatter**
The Armed Detective Agency
will accept this job.
**[14:47] Fuguswatter**
Gifted are the most direct
victims of this case.
**[14:51] Fuguswatter**
This is also important to protect
the lives of the Agency.
**[14:55] Fuguswatter**
More than anything, I get the sense that
this is going to cause broader public harm.
**[15:02] Fuguswatter**
The Detective Agency will hereby commit all
of its resources to investigating this man.
**[15:14] Tanning sucky**
Kunikida-san, what do you think?
**[15:18] Cool Knee Kicker**
About what?
**[15:19] Tanning sucky**
Is serial suicide even a thing?
**[15:23] Cool Knee Kicker**
I can't say.
**[15:25] Cool Knee Kicker**
Supposing they have the ability
to control people psychologically,
**[15:28] Cool Knee Kicker**
the international investigation agencies
would have information on someone that powerful.
**[15:35] Tanning sucky**
I hope we can get some
more detailed information
**[15:37] Tanning sucky**
out of the Special Operations
Division agent we're about to meet.
**[15:45] Cool Knee Kicker**
Perfectly on schedule.
**[15:48] Tanning sucky**
Kunikida-san!
**[16:02] Tanning sucky**
It's the Special Operations Division agent.
**[16:04] Tanning sucky**
He's dead.
**[16:09] Cool Knee Kicker**
What's the matter?
**[16:11] Cool Knee Kicker**
Did the murderer leave this behind?
**[16:13] Tanning sucky**
An apple?
**[16:16] Tanning sucky**
Kunikida-san...
**[16:19] Tanning sucky**
Why an apple?
**[16:22] Cool Knee Kicker**
How should I know?
**[16:50] Dasai**
What shall we toast to today?
**[16:54] (Flashback) Older sucker**
Shouldn't we wait for Ango to arrive?
**[16:59] (Flashback) Dasai**
Let's chat, then.
**[17:02] (Flashback) Dasai**
I heard something interesting recently.
**[17:05] (Flashback) Dasai**
Have you heard of apple suicide?
**[17:08] (Flashback) Older sucker**
Apple suicide?
**[17:09] (Flashback) Dasai**
Yup, apple suicide.
**[17:12] (Flashback) Older sucker**
Oh, you mean Cinderella.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Dasai**
Cinderella...
**[17:19] (Flashback) Dasai**
I didn't expect you to say *that*.
**[17:25] (Flashback) Dasai**
I never get bored of
talking to you, Odasaku.
**[17:28] (Flashback) Dasai**
Just for your information, it was
Snow White who ate the poison apple.
**[17:32] (Flashback) Dasai**
And it wasn't suicide in her case.
**[17:34] (Flashback) Older sucker**
I see.
**[17:36] (Flashback) Older sucker**
I got it wrong.
**[17:37] (Flashback) Dasai**
No, hang on.
**[17:39] (Flashback) Dasai**
Maybe she *did* commit suicide.
**[17:43] (Flashback) Dasai**
Maybe she took a bite of the
apple knowing it was poisoned.
**[17:47] (Flashback) Older sucker**
Why?
**[17:48] (Flashback) Dasai**
Despair.
**[17:50] (Flashback) Dasai**
Despair in having been given
poison by her mother.
**[17:53] (Flashback) Dasai**
No...
**[17:55] (Flashback) Dasai**
Maybe it was a more nebulous despair.
**[17:57] (Flashback) Dasai**
Despair intrinsic to this world.
**[18:01] (Flashback) Dasai**
That would be interesting,
if it were the case.
**[18:05] (Flashback) Dasai**
I met an interesting gifted recently.
**[18:10] (Flashback) Dasai**
He makes people commit apple suicide.
**[18:14] (Flashback) Dasai**
It might become popular
in Yokohama someday, too.
**[18:17] (Flashback) Older sucker**
Suicide, you mean?
**[18:19] (Flashback) Dasai**
Yeah.
**[18:21] (Flashback) Dasai**
Wouldn't it be beautiful?
**[18:26] (Flashback) Older sucker**
You're an interesting one.
**[18:29] (Flashback) Older sucker**
Your mind dances.
**[18:32] (Flashback) Dasai**
Nowhere as interesting as you.
**[18:37] (Flashback) Older sucker**
Ango's late.
**[18:40] Dasai**
Ango's not coming.
**[18:45] Dasai**
Odasaku, what you said is true.
**[18:49] Dasai**
Being on the side that saves people
is definitely more beautiful...
**[18:55] Dasai**
if the goal is to continue living.
**[19:03] Dasai**
I'm off, now, Odasaku.
**[19:16] Uggo**
Dazai-kun.
**[19:18] Dasai**
Oh, Ango.
**[19:19] Dasai**
You're here.
**[19:21] Dasai**
Did you come for a drink?
**[19:23] Uggo**
No, I'm in the middle of work.
**[19:26] Dasai**
Work?
**[19:29] Uggo**
You were the one who brought Shibusawa
Tatsuhiko here to Yokohama, aren't you?
**[19:36] Uggo**
Are you plotting to start
a mass suicide here?
**[19:42] Dasai**
Do you think you can catch me?
**[19:49] Person A**
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
**[19:52] Person A**
No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
**[19:57] Person B**
The world would be a better place
**[20:00] Person B**
if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
**[20:01] At sushi**
What the...?
**[20:02] Person A**
You don't belong anywhere in this world.
**[20:15] At sushi**
I was dreaming.
**[20:18] Kyocera**
Can I come in?
**[20:22] At sushi**
Yeah.
**[20:24] Kyocera**
Are you okay?
**[20:27] At sushi**
Why?
**[20:28] Kyocera**
You sounded like you were
having a really bad dream.
**[20:31] At sushi**
Yeah.
**[20:32] At sushi**
I had a bit of a nightmare.
**[20:35] Kyocera**
Wait, Kyouka-chan?!
**[20:38] At sushi**
Was there fog in your dream?
**[20:47] At sushi**
Is this...?
**[20:52] Kyocera**
My phone's not working.
**[20:58] At sushi**
Mine, neither.
**[21:00] At sushi**
Could this be the fog that apparently
makes gifted people kill themselves?
**[21:06] Kyocera**
Let's go to the Agency.
**[21:08] At sushi**
R-Right now?
**[21:11] At sushi**
Th-The fog might clear up eventually.
**[21:39] At sushi**
Um...
**[21:40] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan...
**[21:43] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan!
**[21:48] At sushi**
Where's the driver?
**[21:51] At sushi**
What's going on?
**[21:56] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan...
**[22:21] At sushi**
*Silence dominated.*
**[22:25] At sushi**
* It was as if every person*
* had vanished from the city.*
**[22:34] Person A**
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
**[22:39] Person A**
You don't belong anywhere in this world.
**[22:44] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan...
**[22:46] Kyocera**
I feel fierce bloodlust.
**[22:49] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan!
**[23:02] Kyocera**
Is this another suicide
by special ability?
**[23:05] At sushi**
But I don't see a body.
**[23:22] At sushi**
Let's go, Kyouka-chan.
**[23:23] At sushi**
Beast Beneath the Moonlight!
**[23:25] Kyocera**
Demon Snow!
**[23:48] At sushi**
Kunikida-san.
**[23:50] Cool Knee Kicker**
Atsushi.
**[23:51] At sushi**
That wound...
**[23:52] At sushi**
Did you get shot?
**[23:54] Cool Knee Kicker**
I got the bullet out.
**[23:55] Cool Knee Kicker**
I'm fine.
**[23:57] Cool Knee Kicker**
More importantly, I know what's
causing the serial suicides.
**[24:14] Cool Knee Kicker**
Run!
**[24:21] At sushi**
Kunikida-san, hurry!
**[24:28] At sushi**
Kunikida-san!
**[24:31] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan?
**[24:33] At sushi**
Are you all right?
**[24:35] At sushi**
What happened?
**[24:37] Cool Knee Kicker**
I got hit by my own ability.
**[24:41] At sushi**
By your own ability...?
**[24:50] At sushi**
Demon Snow!
**[24:53] Kyocera**
Get on!
**[24:54] Cool Knee Kicker**
Run, Atsushi!
**[25:12] At sushi**
Kunikida-san, what were you saying about
the cause of the suicides...?
**[25:18] Cool Knee Kicker**
The gifted didn't commit suicide.
**[25:21] Cool Knee Kicker**
They were killed by their own abilities.
**[25:25] Cool Knee Kicker**
Let's hurry to the agency.
**[25:33] At sushi**
What happened here?
**[25:36] Cool Knee Kicker**
The president's office!
**[25:48] At sushi**
Kunikida-san!
**[26:09] At sushi**
What is that?
**[26:19] Uggo**
*We almost have a connection.*
**[26:21] Uggo**
*Keep this level steady.*
**[26:24] Uggo**
*Can you hear me?*
**[26:26] Uggo**
*President Fukuzawa, is that you?*
**[26:27] Cool Knee Kicker**
It's Agent Kunikida.
**[26:29] Cool Knee Kicker**
You're with the Special Operations
Division, correct?
**[26:33] At sushi**
Special Operations Division?
**[26:35] Uggo**
* I'm Sakaguchi Ango of the*
* Special Operations Division.*
**[26:39] Uggo**
* Kunikida-san, what is the*
* situation over there?*
**[26:42] Cool Knee Kicker**
I'm here with Nakajima
Atsushi and Izumi Kyouka.
**[26:46] Cool Knee Kicker**
All other Agency staff
are currently missing.
**[26:50] Uggo**
*Understood.*
**[26:51] Uggo**
*Our connection isn't stable.*
**[26:52] Uggo**
*I'll keep it short.*
**[26:54] Uggo**
* The fog phenomenon has*
* happened here in Yokohama.*
**[26:59] Uggo**
*No such vast fog exists on record.*
**[27:04] Uggo**
* It has stopped spreading, but the*
* entirety of Yokohama is engulfed.*
**[27:08] Uggo**
* Yokohama is currently disconnected*
* from the outside.*
**[27:11] Uggo**
* Almost everyone in Yokohama*
* is currently missing, or has vanished.*
**[27:16] Uggo**
* It appears that only the*
* gifted are present.*
**[27:19] Uggo**
*Which means you're in danger as well.*
**[27:23] Cool Knee Kicker**
We can confirm.
**[27:25] Cool Knee Kicker**
Here in this fog, the gifted have been
separated from their special abilities.
**[27:29] Cool Knee Kicker**
The abilities attempt to kill
the gifted they belong to.
**[28:06] Yowza nope**
This could definitely be bad.
**[28:10] Uggo**
* Fortunately, we've determined*
* the location of the gifted*
**[28:13] Uggo**
* who is most likely responsible*
* for this phenomenon.*
**[28:18] Uggo**
* He's in an abandoned high-rise called*
* Mukurotoride in the center of Yokohama.*
**[28:26] Cool Knee Kicker**
Is it Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, after all?
**[28:32] Yowza nope**
* I am making an important*
* request of the Agency.*
**[28:36] Yowza nope**
* Please eliminate the mastermind,*
* Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.*
**[28:40] Yowza nope**
*By any means necessary.*
**[28:43] Yowza nope**
* Also, note that Dazai-kun appears*
* to be with the mastermind.*
**[28:50] Cool Knee Kicker**
Dazai is?
**[28:51] At sushi**
He's been captured?
**[28:54] Yowza nope**
* We need to act,*
* before Yokohama is annihilated.*
**[28:56] Yowza nope**
*You're our only hope.*
**[29:12] Cool Knee Kicker**
He's here.
**[29:14] Cool Knee Kicker**
You two go on ahead.
**[29:16] Cool Knee Kicker**
I'll stop him myself.
**[29:18] At sushi**
But, Kunikida-san...
**[29:20] At sushi**
There's no way you're going to win
against your own ability.
**[29:23] Cool Knee Kicker**
It's not a matter of winning.
**[29:26] Cool Knee Kicker**
It's a matter of having the will to fight.
**[29:30] Cool Knee Kicker**
Prevailing against myself.
**[29:33] Cool Knee Kicker**
That's what I've always done.
**[29:38] At sushi**
What the...?
**[29:39] Cool Knee Kicker**
We are an *armed* detective agency.
**[29:45] Cool Knee Kicker**
Take this.
**[29:47] Kyocera**
I don't need one.
**[29:50] Cool Knee Kicker**
His special ability won't let him make any
weapons larger than the size of the notebook.
**[29:55] Cool Knee Kicker**
Escape out the back door
while I draw him in.
**[30:00] Cool Knee Kicker**
Now!
**[30:02] Uggo**
I trust we've determined the
location of Gifted Number A5158.
**[30:07] Person A**
Yes.
**[30:07] Uggo**
Please send a message.
**[30:09] Person A**
What shall we say?
**[30:12] Uggo**
"Pay your debt to doc glasses."
**[30:17] At sushi**
Kunikida-san!
**[30:24] At sushi**
Kunikida-san's okay, right?
**[30:27] Kyocera**
Our priority right now is to
eliminate Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.
**[30:33] At sushi**
Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.
**[30:37] At sushi**
I wonder what Shibusawa Tatsuhiko is like.
**[30:40] Kyocera**
You say "eliminate," but there's no need to
kill anyone, no matter how bad they are.
**[30:46] Kyocera**
We just need to capture him.
**[30:48] Kyocera**
I'm sure Dazai-san will help
us once we get him out.
**[30:52] Kyocera**
Yeah.
**[30:53] Kyocera**
We can manage if we can save Dazai-san.
**[30:56] Kyocera**
Dazai-san will know what to do.
**[31:29] Shibs**
Dazai-kun,
**[31:32] Shibs**
don't you get bored looking at that?
**[31:36] Dasai**
Bored?
**[31:37] Shibs**
Yeah, it's boring.
**[31:40] Shibs**
A sea of white and nothingness.
**[31:43] Shibs**
A nondescript world.
**[31:46] Shibs**
Tonight, all of Yokohama's special
abilities will become mine.
**[31:51] Shibs**
Once again, no one will emerge
whose intellect surpasses mine,
**[31:55] Shibs**
who will defy my expectations.
**[31:57] Shibs**
How boring.
**[32:00] Dasai**
I used to be bored, as you are.
**[32:04] Shibs**
How did you overcome it?
**[32:07] Dasai**
It's quicker to show you than to tell you.
**[32:21] Dasai**
See? Case in point: you don't know
what my true intentions are.
**[32:29] Dasai**
Am I helping you?
**[32:31] Dasai**
Am I going to use you and betray you?
**[32:34] Shibs**
You're the only one who
thinks you can't be read.
**[32:38] Dasai**
It seems you do need salvation.
**[32:42] Shibs**
Who do you propose could save me?
**[32:46] Dasai**
Who knows.
**[32:49] Dasai**
An angel?
**[32:51] Dasai**
Or a demon?
**[32:55] Fjord**
If you ask me, both of your
intentions are obvious.
**[32:59] Fjord**
You'll never write a good
play with such lies.
**[33:02] Fjord**
You've lost the audience, too.
**[33:06] Shibs**
Demon Fyodor-kun.
**[33:08] Shibs**
As my collaborator, I'm going
to have you dance as well.
**[33:13] Dasai**
Collaborator?
**[33:14] Dasai**
I think he's the most likely to betray you.
**[33:19] Fjord**
You're correct, indeed.
**[33:22] Shibs**
No one has surpassed my
expectations thus far.
**[33:28] Shibs**
I have my hopes up for you.
**[33:29] Fjord**
Of course, it's the gifted of this
town that I feel most sorry for.
**[33:36] Fjord**
No matter which of the three of us prevails,
**[33:39] Fjord**
they will all perish.
**[33:46] At sushi**
What am I going to do if I
never get my ability back?
**[33:52] At sushi**
I-Is it safe to drive so fast in this fog?
**[33:56] Kyocera**
I have all of Yokohama's roads memorized.
**[34:00] Kyocera**
That has nothing to do with my skills as
an assassin or with my special abilities.
**[34:05] At sushi**
When I first learned that I'd turned
into a tiger and gone on a rampage,
**[34:10] At sushi**
I wished my ability would disappear.
**[34:14] At sushi**
I never thought I'd be
attacked by that tiger.
**[34:17] Kyocera**
Demon Snow killed my parents.
**[34:20] Kyocera**
I've never thought of her as a friend.
**[34:22] Kyocera**
If she opposes me, I'll defeat her.
**[34:26] Kyocera**
She's here.
**[34:48] At sushi**
The safety!
**[34:49] Kyocera**
Go!
**[34:50] Kyocera**
Hurry!
**[35:03] At sushi**
You...
**[35:05] At sushi**
Akutagawa!
**[35:08] Actor's Guild**
What a pathetic weapon.
**[35:10] Actor's Guild**
No pea shooter is going
to have an effect on her.
**[35:42] Actor's Guild**
Amusing.
**[35:43] Actor's Guild**
Let's see who comes out on top.
**[35:45] At sushi**
Now isn't the time for that!
**[35:49] Kyocera**
There should be a secret passage
nearby for the Mafia brass.
**[35:55] Actor's Guild**
Come, weretiger.
**[35:56] At sushi**
Hey!
**[35:57] Kyocera**
Go!
**[35:58] Kyocera**
I'll be there, I promise!
**[36:02] At sushi**
All right.
**[36:15] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan!
**[36:27] Actor's Guild**
This emergency passage was made
in case of a gifted attack.
**[36:31] Actor's Guild**
The fog won't reach us here.
**[36:33] At sushi**
What is that fog?
**[36:36] Actor's Guild**
It's the dragon's breath.
**[36:38] At sushi**
Dragon?
**[36:40] Actor's Guild**
Kyouka, with neither of
us having our abilities,
**[36:44] Actor's Guild**
you could kill me with your assassin skills.
**[36:49] Actor's Guild**
What's wrong?
**[36:50] Actor's Guild**
Didn't you have a score to settle with me?
**[36:55] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan doesn't think
anything of you anymore!
**[36:59] Actor's Guild**
Want to end this while we don't
have our abilities?
**[37:05] Kyocera**
You know how to get our abilities back?
**[37:09] Actor's Guild**
I know of a way.
**[37:10] At sushi**
What?!
**[37:11] Actor's Guild**
Defeat the ability,
and it'll return to its owner.
**[37:14] Actor's Guild**
Are you *that* uninformed?
**[37:17] At sushi**
What is your plan?
**[37:20] Kyocera**
It's probably the same as ours.
**[37:22] At sushi**
No...
**[37:24] At sushi**
Shibusawa?
**[37:25] Actor's Guild**
I'm going to shred his
organs and end his life.
**[37:29] Actor's Guild**
Is there any other way to save Yokohama?
**[37:32] At sushi**
We won't kill.
**[37:35] At sushi**
That's not what the Detective Agency does.
**[37:38] Actor's Guild**
That's laughable.
**[37:40] Actor's Guild**
You're quite something, weretiger.
**[37:41] At sushi**
What?!
**[37:43] Actor's Guild**
Kyouka understands what this job entails.
**[37:46] Actor's Guild**
She's former Port Mafia, after all.
**[37:49] Kyocera**
I left to live in the light of day.
**[37:53] Kyocera**
I quit the Port Mafia to
join the Detective Agency.
**[37:58] Kyocera**
The Mafia's killings and the
Agency's killings are different.
**[38:01] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan...
**[38:03] Actor's Guild**
If it had happened before
Dazai-san joined the enemy,
**[38:06] Actor's Guild**
we may have stopped the fog
before we had to kill.
**[38:09] At sushi**
Dazai-san joined the enemy?!
**[38:11] Actor's Guild**
Indeed.
**[38:13] Actor's Guild**
He allied himself with the
enemy of his own volition.
**[38:16] At sushi**
Dazai-san would never do such a thing!
**[38:19] Actor's Guild**
He already betrayed the Port Mafia.
**[38:23] Actor's Guild**
I'm going to be the one to kill Dazai-san.
**[38:28] At sushi**
Do you think you can kill Dazai-san?
**[38:30] Actor's Guild**
If he's going to fall into enemy hands,
I'd rather kill him myself.
**[38:36] At sushi**
I won't let you kill Dazai-san.
**[38:49] At sushi**
I can't go with you.
**[39:03] Kyocera**
I'm going with him.
**[39:21] Shibs**
My collection room.
**[39:26] Shibs**
Welcome to Draconia.
**[39:36] Dasai**
So these are all crystallized abilities.
**[39:40] Dasai**
I'm impressed you gathered all this.
**[39:43] Fjord**
A splendid collection.
**[39:45] Fjord**
The devil would be jealous.
**[39:47] Shibs**
That would make you death's rat,
here to sell information to the devil.
**[39:54] Shibs**
Most of this collection was gathered using
information I bought from you.
**[40:01] Shibs**
Thanks to you,
**[40:02] Shibs**
I was able to create this massive volume of fog,
large enough to engulf the whole city.
**[40:09] Shibs**
But how did you gather all that information?
**[40:14] Fjord**
Every city is filled with rats.
**[40:18] Dasai**
Meow.
**[40:21] Shibs**
Here comes another.
**[40:25] Shibs**
Somewhere in Yokohama, a gifted has died.
**[40:30] Shibs**
Alas, without the one special ability
that belongs here, none of this matters.
**[40:38] Shibs**
No matter how many I gather.
**[40:45] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan, why are you following this guy?
**[40:50] Kyocera**
He has information.
**[40:52] Kyocera**
We can use the Mafia's secret passage.
**[40:55] Kyocera**
More than anything,
he's taken his ability back.
**[40:58] Kyocera**
He's a powerful asset.
**[41:00] Kyocera**
Our goal of eliminating
Shibusawa is the same.
**[41:03] At sushi**
But...
**[41:06] Actor's Guild**
It looks like you're still holding
on to your mother's cell phone.
**[41:14] At sushi**
Mother?
**[41:16] Actor's Guild**
You haven't even been told about that?
**[41:20] At sushi**
I haven't...
**[41:22] Kyocera**
What's the shortest route?
**[41:24] Actor's Guild**
Zero five zero five.
**[41:47] Actor's Guild**
No wonder they can sense my presence.
**[42:06] Kyocera**
I'll help.
**[42:07] Actor's Guild**
No.
**[42:09] Actor's Guild**
I've wandered many a night and slain
many an enemy to prove my might.
**[42:17] Actor's Guild**
But I hadn't thought such an enemy,
**[42:21] Actor's Guild**
worthy of fighting and being defeated,
would be so near.
**[42:26] At sushi**
Don't act on your own.
**[42:28] Kyocera**
We each have something we need to be doing.
**[42:39] Kyocera**
Do what you need to be doing.
**[42:45] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan!
**[42:54] Shibs**
To me, people are nothing but machines of flesh,
behaving in identifiable ways.
**[43:01] Shibs**
But there is just one person
I fail to comprehend.
**[43:06] Shibs**
Myself.
**[43:08] Dasai**
Don't you have any friends?
**[43:11] Shibs**
I don't need friends.
**[43:13] Shibs**
I understand everyone's minds, after all.
**[43:17] Shibs**
I will surely go to the world beyond,
between my lines, past the blank spaces.
**[43:27] Dasai**
You wouldn't be saying that
if you actually had friends.
**[43:32] Shibs**
That time will soon come.
**[43:36] Shibs**
For all of this here, Yokohama's special
abilities are to become mine.
**[43:46] Shibs**
Do you think there's even one person who
can surpass their own special abilities?
**[44:02] Actor's Guild**
The Rashoumon attack is one where cloth is
turned to a blade and sent flying at the enemy.
**[44:08] Actor's Guild**
Thus, so long as one is outside
of its reach, they are safe.
**[44:27] Actor's Guild**
*Shit.*
**[44:39] At sushi**
How do I defeat it?
**[44:44] At sushi**
Do I just need to destroy that thing?
**[44:54] At sushi**
Dammit!
**[44:57] At sushi**
No one can win against their
own special ability, after all.
**[45:40] Kyocera**
*Demon Snow killed my mother.*
**[45:43] Kyocera**
* But if I defeat her, I'll merge*
* with her and become a demon again.*
**[46:45] Actor's Guild**
Just as I hoped.
**[46:48] ---**
What?
**[46:59] Actor's Guild**
I'd expect as much from
my own ability.
**[47:04] Actor's Guild**
But...
**[47:41] Actor's Guild**
Good.
**[47:43] Actor's Guild**
That's where you belong.
**[47:56] Kyocera**
* Demon Snow is an*
* embodiment of slaughter.*
**[48:00] Kyocera**
*And yet...*
**[48:02] Kyocera**
*And yet...*
**[48:04] Kyocera**
*And yet, I...*
**[48:24] Mom**
*And yet...*
**[48:27] Mom**
And yet you want to use that power
for the sake of others, don't you?
**[48:49] Mom**
Kyouka.
**[48:55] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan!
**[48:58] At sushi**
Shatter the crystal on her forehead!
**[49:38] Person A**
Here it comes.
**[49:40] Person B**
What is?
**[49:41] Person A**
A5158.
**[49:48] Chuuka**
You've got some nerve, calling me out
like some take-out delivery boy.
**[49:54] Uggo**
May we have some time alone?
**[49:59] Uggo**
This is a government facility.
**[50:01] Uggo**
You don't expect to get
away with this, do you?
**[50:04] Chuuka**
I'll be the one to decide if I do or not.
**[50:08] Chuuka**
Not you.
**[50:09] Uggo**
You have a debt to me.
**[50:12] Chuuka**
No, you have a debt with *me*.
**[50:14] Uggo**
What are you talking about?
**[50:16] Chuuka**
Don't act dumb. Do you think I don't know?
**[50:20] Chuuka**
It's what happened six years ago.
**[50:27] Kyocera**
How's your wound?
**[50:28] At sushi**
I'm fine.
**[50:30] At sushi**
Once I have my strength back,
it'll recover on its own with my tiger healing ability.
**[50:45] Kyocera**
Mukurotoride.
**[50:47] At sushi**
That's where Dazai-san is.
**[50:50] At sushi**
We have to help Dazai-san.
**[50:52] At sushi**
He'll know what to do.
**[51:19] At sushi**
You got your ability back, huh?
**[51:23] At sushi**
My tiger's healing ability hasn't come back.
**[51:27] At sushi**
I defeated the tiger... Why...?
**[51:41] At sushi**
You got your ability back, too, huh?
**[51:44] At sushi**
Why am I the only one who hasn't?
**[51:47] Akutagawa**
Fool! Do you still not understand?
**[51:54] At sushi**
What...
**[51:58] At sushi**
What the hell?!
**[52:01] At sushi**
Akutagawa!
**[52:02] At sushi**
Explain!
**[52:04] At sushi**
Hey!
**[52:06] Kyocera**
You're too hurt.
**[52:09] Kyocera**
Rest here.
**[52:11] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan?
**[52:16] Kyocera**
I'm sorry I never told you.
**[52:19] Kyocera**
I didn't want you to know.
**[52:21] At sushi**
About what?
**[52:24] Kyocera**
That I control Demon Snow with my phone.
**[52:28] Kyocera**
That I actually didn't want to hate her.
**[52:34] Kyocera**
I'll complete the mission.
**[52:39] At sushi**
Wait!
**[52:42] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan.
**[52:48] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan!
**[52:54] Chuuka**
That's why you're no good.
**[52:59] Uggo**
What do you mean?
**[53:01] Chuuka**
It was you bureaucrats who sent Shibusawa
into the Dragon Head Conflict.
**[53:07] Chuuka**
It was supposed to end the conflict
that had engulfed all of Yokohama.
**[53:12] Chuuka**
But he never had any intention
of maintaining peace.
**[53:15] Chuuka**
All you did was create more corpses.
**[53:18] Chuuka**
You protected him anyway,
because he's a gifted
**[53:22] Chuuka**
with the potential to stand up against
a nation-wide gifted takeover.
**[53:28] Chuuka**
That's why, not only did you turn a blind eye
**[53:32] Chuuka**
to all the corpses he'd produced
overseas, you covered it all up.
**[53:36] Uggo**
All for the peace in this nation.
**[53:40] Chuuka**
Watch your mouth, doc glasses.
**[53:44] Chuuka**
If you hadn't sent him out,
**[53:47] Chuuka**
all six of my friends
would be alive right now.
**[53:50] Uggo**
Will you kill me?
**[53:53] Uggo**
I wouldn't mind.
**[53:55] Uggo**
I've been prepared ever since I'd
decided to ask for your assistance.
**[53:58] Chuuka**
It's a deal, then.
**[54:03] Chuuka**
I'll accept your job.
**[54:10] Chuuka**
And you'll pay with your life.
**[54:24] Fjord**
All according to plan.
**[54:26] Dasai**
Yeah, all according to plan.
**[54:28] Dasai**
That was a pain in the ass,
**[54:31] Dasai**
getting in without making
him suspicious of us.
**[54:35] Dasai**
Say, what's the real reason
you teamed up with me?
**[54:40] Fjord**
Simply to see the world as it ought to be.
**[54:44] Fjord**
But wouldn't you agree that the more
entertainment there is, the better?
**[54:48] Dasai**
So the question is, who is the clown, huh?
**[54:53] Dasai**
I had no intention of making an ally of you,
**[54:55] Dasai**
but it was necessary to
make Shibusawa the clown.
**[54:59] Dasai**
He even has the Japanese government
by the balls, after all.
**[55:03] Fjord**
He was intent on creating the fog here in
Yokohama with or without your guidance, after all.
**[55:12] Fjord**
Here you are.
**[55:13] Fjord**
One is a crystal that summons all
the gifted as far as the eye can see here.
**[55:19] Fjord**
The other turns the abilities of
the gifted who touch it into crystals.
**[55:26] Fjord**
With these two crystals, we can
consume the entire collection,
**[55:29] Fjord**
starving the fog of an energy source
and rendering it unsustainable.
**[55:34] Fjord**
Now, first, use your nullification ability
to disable the shell that is the crystal,
**[55:40] Fjord**
and return the abilities
to their former state.
**[55:43] Dasai**
I hope Atsushi-kun and the others are safe.
**[56:05] Dasai**
Touch that, and it'll erase everything.
**[56:07] Dasai**
It'll all be over.
**[56:12] Shibs**
Didn't I tell you?
**[56:15] Shibs**
None will surpass my expectations.
**[56:21] Dasai**
I was certain I'd locked the door...
**[56:27] Dasai**
I see.
**[56:28] Dasai**
So this is where the betrayal happens.
**[56:31] Fjord**
Didn't I tell you?
**[56:33] Fjord**
The more entertainment, the better.
**[56:35] Dasai**
And?
**[56:39] Dasai**
What will you do next?
**[56:42] Fjord**
There is no *next*.
**[56:44] Fjord**
You alone have always been my target.
**[56:48] Dasai**
I thought this fruit knife wouldn't
do more than make me hurt.
**[56:53] Dasai**
But poison...
**[56:55] Shibs**
It's a lethal anesthetic.
**[56:57] Shibs**
Taste death. You've longed for it so dearly.
**[57:04] Dasai**
How could you?
**[57:07] Dasai**
This feels great.
**[57:17] Fjord**
With the owner dead,
the special ability leaves him.
**[57:22] Shibs**
This is the first time in my life
that my heart has raced so.
**[57:33] Shibs**
This isn't it!
**[57:43] Shibs**
What?
**[57:53] Person A**
Don't open that door.
**[57:56] Person A**
Though you have neither the
courage nor the dignity.
**[58:02] Person A**
You've finally lost your tiger's ability.
**[58:05] Person A**
Part with it and move on.
**[58:08] Person A**
Don't worry, no one expects anything of you.
**[58:12] At sushi**
I won't listen to you.
**[58:34] Person A**
Once you know, you can't
go back to not knowing.
**[58:39] Person A**
If you've made it to the door,
it isn't locked.
**[58:45] Person A**
Go of your own will, and die.
**[58:55] Fjord**
The merging ability and
the disabling ability.
**[58:58] Fjord**
With the two contrary abilities
becoming one, a singularity is born.
**[59:06] Fjord**
Even with Dazai's special ability,
what you really desire—
**[59:12] Fjord**
your lost memories — will never come back.
**[59:16] Shibs**
How do you know about that?!
**[59:18] Fjord**
Not to worry, I'll fill in the lines
that were blanked out for you.
**[59:29] Fjord**
That is death.
**[59:31] Fjord**
Do you remember anything?
**[59:37] Shibs**
*I see...*
**[59:43] Shibs**
*This sensation...*
**[59:46] Shibs**
*I remember it.*
**[59:53] Shibs**
That president doesn't understand
your special ability.
**[59:57] Shibs**
Your ability is rare,
even throughout the world.
**[1:00:01] Shibs**
It's the only special ability that
won the envy of all other gifted.
**[1:00:07] Shibs**
But perhaps, because of your youth,
your special ability is locked deep within you.
**[1:00:13] Shibs**
I can't pull it out, even with my fog.
**[1:00:17] Shibs**
So...
**[1:00:24] Shibs**
Now, surprise me.
**[1:00:59] At sushi**
Is this...
**[1:01:31] At sushi**
Right.
**[1:01:32] At sushi**
I remember, now.
**[1:01:35] At sushi**
That moment, I used my claws.
**[1:01:38] At sushi**
That moment, I used my claws.
**[1:01:40] At sushi**
That moment, I used my claws.
**[1:01:43] At sushi**
That moment, I used my claws.
**[1:01:46] At sushi**
That moment, I used my claws.
**[1:01:48] At sushi**
That moment, I used my claws.
**[1:01:51] At sushi**
That moment, I used my claws.
**[1:01:53] Shibs**
That moment, I hit the switch.
**[1:01:58] Shibs**
Because I heard your special ability was
one that guided the envy of all other gifted.
**[1:02:05] Shibs**
A Russian named Fyodor.
**[1:02:08] Fjord**
That's right.
**[1:02:10] Fjord**
That moment, you died.
**[1:02:13] Fjord**
And it was you, yourself,
who'd inherited your ability,
**[1:02:16] Fjord**
when you parted with your body.
**[1:02:21] Fjord**
You'd forgotten about your own death and
made a room to collect and manage yourself in.
**[1:02:31] Fjord**
That's who you are now.
**[1:02:38] Fjord**
That moment, I used my claws.
**[1:02:41] Shibs**
That's right.
**[1:02:42] Shibs**
That moment, you killed me.
**[1:02:45] Shibs**
With those claws of yours.
**[1:02:47] At sushi**
What do you expect?!
**[1:02:49] At sushi**
I wanted to live!
**[1:02:51] At sushi**
A boy always uses the claws
of a tiger in order to live!
**[1:03:02] Fjord**
It's the beginning of the end.
**[1:03:08] Fjord**
You're quite greedy, aren't you, Dazai-kun?
**[1:03:11] Fjord**
Even in death, you intend to see
this town to its demise, do you?
**[1:03:22] Fjord**
I'll tell you an interesting fact,
in celebration of you finding a friend in me.
**[1:03:28] Fjord**
Have you never thought about why my special
ability doesn't leave me in this fog?
**[1:03:45] Fjord**
I am crime.
**[1:03:47] Fjord**
I am punishment.
**[1:03:48] Fjord**
Did you know?
**[1:03:50] Fjord**
Crime and punishment are close friends.
**[1:03:53] Fjord**
Borders vanish.
**[1:03:56] Fjord**
Rooms awaken.
**[1:04:00] Fjord**
The incarnation of death, the master
of the ability-consuming fog...
**[1:04:04] Fjord**
Eat, howl, and make violence
as your instinct desires.
**[1:04:10] Fjord**
This is neither a loss of
control nor a singularity.
**[1:04:16] Fjord**
The dragon is the true form of
the chaos of special abilities.
**[1:04:31] Person A**
Singularity anomaly readings are increasing.
**[1:04:33] Person A**
Five times higher than six years ago.
**[1:04:35] Person A**
Five point five.
**[1:04:36] Person A**
Readings increasing.
**[1:04:37] Person A**
They won't stop.
**[1:04:38] Person A**
What is A5158's current location?
**[1:04:41] Chuuka**
Get your shit together, scrub.
**[1:04:51] Uggo**
*Chuuya-kun...*
**[1:04:53] Uggo**
* Dazai-kun is almost certainly*
* eliminated by now.*
**[1:04:57] Uggo**
*Do you understand what that means?*
**[1:04:58] Chuuka**
I don't care.
**[1:05:01] Uggo**
*Are you sure?*
**[1:05:02] Uggo**
You haven't taken your reward... My life.
**[1:05:07] Chuuka**
*Don't get cocky, asshole.*
**[1:05:10] Chuuka**
*You were a lowly infiltrator six years ago.*
**[1:05:14] Chuuka**
* No one lent you an ear when you opposed*
* employing Shibusawa, did they?*
**[1:05:19] Chuuka**
*This is nothing but his bumbling.*
**[1:05:22] Chuuka**
*That dimwit Dazai is inside there.*
**[1:05:25] Chuuka**
*No doubt about it.*
**[1:05:27] Chuuka**
* I need to give him a smack,*
* or I'll never get over it.*
**[1:05:30] Chuuka**
*I'm hanging up.*
**[1:05:35] Uggo**
I'm counting on you.
**[1:05:40] Tsooji**
We're approaching the target.
**[1:05:44] Chuuka**
You're that chick from way back.
**[1:05:46] Tsooji**
Tsujimura.
**[1:05:49] Tsooji**
Are you really going?
**[1:05:51] Chuuka**
Yeah.
**[1:05:52] Tsooji**
It's no use.
**[1:05:53] Tsooji**
It's a gifted against a human.
**[1:05:56] Tsooji**
That thing is a monster
beyond human comprehension.
**[1:05:58] Tsooji**
Get overconfident and fight it,
and you'll die.
**[1:06:03] Chuuka**
That's not a reason to
chicken out and go home.
**[1:06:09] Chuuka**
Do you know when it's all right
to chicken out and go home?
**[1:06:16] Tsooji**
I do not.
**[1:06:18] Chuuka**
There is no such time.
**[1:06:28] Chuuka**
Grantors of dark disgrace,
**[1:06:33] Chuuka**
you need not wake me again.
**[1:06:57] Tsooji**
Amazing.
**[1:06:58] Tsooji**
It's all getting higher.
**[1:06:59] Uggo**
*His special ability is gravity control.*
**[1:07:03] Uggo**
* In this state of contamination,*
* having become a slave to gravitons,*
**[1:07:08] Uggo**
*he can neither control nor disable it.*
**[1:07:11] Tsooji**
So he has no control of it until he dies?
**[1:07:14] Uggo**
* Dazai-kun's nullification ability*
* is the only way to end it.*
**[1:07:19] Uggo**
*Without it, he's doomed.*
**[1:07:22] Tsooji**
No...
**[1:09:34] Dasai**
You used Corruption, believing in me?
**[1:09:37] Dasai**
How beautiful.
**[1:09:39] Chuuka**
Yeah, I did.
**[1:09:41] Chuuka**
I believed in your disgusting
vitality and craftiness.
**[1:09:47] Dasai**
That was a somewhat violent
way of waking Snow White.
**[1:09:53] Chuuka**
You're the one who hid an antidote in your mouth,
knowing I'd punch you.
**[1:10:02] Chuuka**
Let go, asshole.
**[1:10:04] Dasai**
Don't move.
**[1:10:07] Dasai**
The fog hasn't cleared.
**[1:10:09] Dasai**
I don't want to have to protect you from
your special ability in this situation.
**[1:10:15] Chuuka**
It's still not over?
**[1:10:17] Dasai**
No, it's just beginning.
**[1:10:20] Chuuka**
Shit.
**[1:10:22] Chuuka**
I can't move a single finger.
**[1:10:29] Dasai**
I predicted this far.
**[1:10:32] Dasai**
But the rest is on them.
**[1:10:37] Fjord**
You act as though you know everything,
when in fact you know nothing.
**[1:10:42] Fjord**
The fog will spread unceasingly.
**[1:10:45] Fjord**
This planet will become a fruit
of death — a dead apple.
**[1:10:51] Fjord**
I have a modest gift for you.
**[1:10:55] Fjord**
A fragment of the crystal
for gathering abilities.
**[1:10:59] Fjord**
With this, you're the singularity.
**[1:11:11] Shibs**
I remember everything, now.
**[1:11:15] Shibs**
It wasn't the special
abilities that I sought.
**[1:11:19] Shibs**
It was the glimmer of the light
of the tenacious life force,
**[1:11:22] Shibs**
prevailing over my own special ability...
Over my own fate.
**[1:11:25] Shibs**
It was the light you'd shown me.
**[1:11:29] Shibs**
By killing me, your soul had proven
to me the strength of life.
**[1:11:34] Shibs**
Show me your light once more!
**[1:12:12] Person A**
The fog has begun to spread!
**[1:12:14] Person B**
Singularity variance immeasurable.
**[1:12:18] Person A**
Expansion speed 100 kilometers.
**[1:12:20] Person A**
At current rate, in an hour and thirty-five minutes,
the whole of the Kanto region will be engulfed.
**[1:12:24] Person A**
In twelve hours and thirty-six minutes, all of Tokyo,
**[1:12:27] Person A**
and in 168 hours the whole of
the planet will be covered.
**[1:12:33] Person B**
Are you serious?
**[1:12:35] Person A**
We have a call from the English
special operations organization.
**[1:12:40] Person A**
It's the Clock Tower esquires...
**[1:12:45] Agh other**
*Good day.*
**[1:12:47] Agh other**
* On behalf of the nations of Europe, my heart*
* goes out to your nation in this time of crisis.*
**[1:12:53] Agh other**
On that note, in order to prevent it from
spreading throughout the rest of the world,
**[1:12:58] Agh other**
we have deployed a gifted with
an incineration ability.
**[1:13:06] Uggo**
Incineration ability...
**[1:13:09] Uggo**
When will they begin?
**[1:13:11] Agh other**
*In exactly thirty minutes.*
**[1:13:13] Agh other**
*With the crack of dawn.*
**[1:13:17] Uggo**
Yokohama's going to be incinerated.
**[1:13:25] Actor's Guild**
Shibusawa, correct?
***SIGN*** Rashoumon
**[1:13:28] Actor's Guild**
Rashoumon!
**[1:13:32] Actor's Guild**
Demonic...
***SIGN*** Demonic
***SIGN*** Armor
**[1:13:36] Actor's Guild**
Armor!
**[1:13:37] ---**
**[1:13:43] Shibs**
So you lot are gifted.
**[1:13:46] Actor's Guild**
"You lot"?
**[1:13:50] Actor's Guild**
Why did you come?
**[1:13:52] Kyocera**
I just want that man to live in the light.
**[1:13:57] Kyocera**
I'll kill this man.
**[1:14:00] Kyocera**
Demon Snow!
**[1:14:09] Shibs**
To think that *two* of you would
take back your special abilities.
**[1:14:14] Kyocera**
We aren't the only two to have
taken our abilities back.
**[1:14:22] Oh Guy**
I expect that this, too, was within
your calculations, Dazai-kun.
**[1:14:27] Oh Guy**
Though I don't have time to
worry about others right now.
**[1:14:34] Crazy thing**
I love you, Rintarou.
**[1:14:41] Oh Guy**
You're too adorable, Elise-chan.
**[1:14:43] Oh Guy**
I can't bring myself to shred you up.
**[1:14:47] Oh Guy**
Now, what is the optimal
solution in this situation?
**[1:14:55] Fuguswatter**
A swordsman with skill equal to mine.
**[1:14:58] Fuguswatter**
You may have no equal in skill,
but you're far too proper.
**[1:15:03] Fuguswatter**
With no guile in your sword,
you will never defeat me.
**[1:15:11] Oh Guy**
Fukuzawa-dono.
**[1:15:16] Fuguswatter**
What a coincidence, Mori-sensei.
**[1:15:19] Oh Guy**
Are you having a problem?
**[1:15:21] Fuguswatter**
I've just had a glimpse of a solution.
**[1:15:26] Oh Guy**
Excellent.
**[1:15:28] Oh Guy**
Is it not at times like these
that your daily actions speak?
**[1:15:45] Fuguswatter**
I thought it was just your scalpel.
**[1:15:49] Fuguswatter**
I'll be careful from now on.
**[1:15:52] Oh Guy**
No mercy, even for an endearing girl.
**[1:15:55] Oh Guy**
The lone swordsman, Silver Wolf.
**[1:15:57] Oh Guy**
You are indeed guilty.
**[1:15:59] Fuguswatter**
That was nothing but a fiend.
**[1:16:02] Crazy thing**
Hey, Rintarou!
**[1:16:05] Crazy thing**
What the heck are you doing,
leaving me behind?!
**[1:16:08] Oh guy**
It's the real Elise-chan.
**[1:16:08] Crazy thing**
I don't believe you!
**[1:16:10] Fuguswatter**
I think she's a fiend either way.
**[1:16:11] ---**
**[1:16:20] At sushi**
*What's the light of life?*
**[1:16:24] At sushi**
*I don't have any light of life.*
**[1:16:28] At sushi**
* When I lost my tiger abilities to the fog,*
* I was honestly relieved*
**[1:16:33] At sushi**
* that now I didn't have to*
* hurt the people around me.*
**[1:16:36] At sushi**
*That the tiger and I are actually separate creatures.*
**[1:16:44] At sushi**
*But... the tiger once helped me.*
**[1:16:55] Shibs**
I've already passed through death.
**[1:16:58] Shibs**
How do you kill something
that's already dead?
**[1:17:02] Actor's Guild**
You abomination!
**[1:17:09] At sushi**
*No matter where I run, the tiger follows.*
**[1:17:17] At sushi**
* It's the same as the way I can't*
* escape the beating of my own heart.*
**[1:17:22] At sushi**
*For you're my strength to keep living.*
**[1:17:32] At sushi**
*I hear you well, now.*
**[1:17:35] At sushi**
*I understand your words well.*
**[1:17:41] At sushi**
*I know.*
**[1:17:43] At sushi**
*I know everyone's souls are on fire.*
**[1:17:52] At sushi**
*I'll say the same to you.*
**[1:17:56] At sushi**
*Hurry up, or I'm leaving you behind.*
**[1:18:00] At sushi**
*Come, tiger!*
**[1:18:12] Shibs**
I've taken the light of your lives,
**[1:18:16] Shibs**
but that light isn't enough.
**[1:18:29] Shibs**
Dragon Tiger is a well-deserved name.
**[1:18:35] Shibs**
The Russian who told me of
your existence told me
**[1:18:39] Shibs**
that the dragon is the true form
of the chaos of special abilities.
**[1:18:46] Shibs**
Then, as you are the one who embodies the tiger,
you are the antithesis of all special abilities.
**[1:18:52] Actor's Guild**
Took you long enough.
**[1:18:55] Shibs**
Are you going to kill me again,
Nakajima Atsushi-kun?
**[1:19:02] At sushi**
I'm simply going to return
something to where it belongs.
**[1:19:06] Shibs**
Don't be mistaken.
**[1:19:08] Shibs**
I'm not stopping you.
**[1:19:13] Shibs**
Good, Atsushi-kun.
**[1:19:15] Shibs**
You are indeed special.
**[1:19:22] Shibs**
I'm definitely not bored anymore.
**[1:19:47] Kyocera**
Demon Snow!
**[1:19:55] At sushi**
The three of us need to
combine our strength.
**[1:19:58] At sushi**
Otherwise we can't secure
our place of being.
**[1:20:04] At sushi**
You can call Demon Snow again, right?
**[1:20:09] Actor's Guild**
Kyouka, weretiger...
**[1:20:14] Actor's Guild**
You understand what you
need to do, don't you?
**[1:20:18] At sushi**
Yeah, I know.
**[1:20:22] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan.
**[1:20:25] At sushi**
You said you didn't want
to hate Demon Snow.
**[1:20:28] At sushi**
She'll respond to your words.
**[1:20:46] Shibs**
Your naivete is beautiful.
**[1:20:52] At sushi**
Kyouka-chan!
**[1:20:54] Kyocera**
Demon Snow!
**[1:21:03] Shibs**
It's no use, give it up!
**[1:21:08] At sushi**
Akutagawa!
**[1:21:08] Actor's Guild**
Don't tell me what to do!
**[1:21:18] At sushi**
I won't let you get away this time.
**[1:21:26] Shibs**
*This is it.*
**[1:21:27] Shibs**
*This is it.*
**[1:21:30] Shibs**
*This joy I feel over death.*
**[1:21:35] Shibs**
Do you feel it?
**[1:21:40] Actor's Guild**
What the...
**[1:21:49] Shibs**
Show me once more that glimmer that
opposes all special abilities!
**[1:22:06] Shibs**
Beautiful.
**[1:22:09] Shibs**
This is the supreme special ability.
**[1:22:12] At sushi**
No!
**[1:22:15] Shibs**
What?
**[1:22:17] At sushi**
That's not an ability.
**[1:22:20] At sushi**
That's me!
**[1:22:48] Shibs**
I understand everything, now.
**[1:22:53] Shibs**
Why I'm here,
**[1:22:56] Shibs**
why you appeared before me,
**[1:23:00] Shibs**
and what his words mean...
**[1:23:05] Shibs**
You...
**[1:23:07] Shibs**
You must be the angel who saves me.
**[1:24:29] Person A**
The singularity and fog have
been confirmed eradicated.
**[1:24:38] Person B**
The Clock Tower esquires have called to
inform us that their mission has been aborted.
**[1:24:46] Agh other**
What a shame.
**[1:24:47] Agh other**
The scent of a burning
nation goes well with tea.
**[1:24:55] Chuuka**
What the hell are you doing here?
**[1:24:58] Chuuka**
Dimwit Dazai is safe.
**[1:25:08] Chuuka**
Yo.
**[1:25:11] Chuuka**
Give me your shoulder.
**[1:25:16] Rambo**
I'm not gifted, and I'm back here,
which must mean it all worked out well.
**[1:25:22] Rambo**
Atsushi's gotten pretty good.
**[1:25:26] Rambo**
Don't you think, Dazai?
**[1:25:41] Dasai**
Atsushi-kun, what I did earlier...
**[1:25:45] At sushi**
You...
**[1:25:47] At sushi**
You tried to protect this city.
**[1:25:52] Dasai**
Do I look like such a good person?
**[1:25:56] At sushi**
Sure, why?
**[1:26:00] Dasai**
Well, whatever.
**[1:26:07] Dasai**
I hope he managed to fill
his boredom and loneliness.
**[1:26:14] Kyocera**
Is this really what you wanted?
**[1:26:19] At sushi**
Just as Shibusawa was able to forget
he'd been killed before,
**[1:26:23] At sushi**
I think Dazai can put his
past behind him again.
**[1:26:28] At sushi**
But this is right.
**[1:26:30] At sushi**
At least, for now, I'm proud we
were able to protect the city together.
**[1:26:35] At sushi**
I think it's at least a little more beautiful to
live on with you and Kyouka-chan and the others.
**[1:26:52] Cool Knee Kicker**
You!
**[1:26:56] Cool Knee Kicker**
Boneheads! You're still alive!
**[1:26:59] At sushi**
Everyone's safe.
**[1:27:01] Dasai**
Of course.
**[1:27:03] Dasai**
We're the Armed Detective Agency, after all.
**[1:27:07] Dasai**
Right?
**[1:27:11] At sushi**
Yes.
**[1:27:20] Uggo**
It's a minor miracle that,
after all that happened,
**[1:27:25] Uggo**
none of the civilians were harmed.
**[1:27:27] Tsooji**
Ow!
**[1:27:29] Uggo**
Get to work, please, Tsujimura-kun.
**[1:27:32] Uggo**
It's still day four of our
all-nighter marathon.
**[1:27:35] Tsooji**
There's no way we're going to cover this up.
***SIGN*** Report
**[1:27:39] Tsooji**
Even though it happened in the conceded zone
of Yokohama, they caused some spectacular damage.
**[1:27:46] Tsooji**
Senpai,
**[1:27:49] Tsooji**
what do you think the deal was
with this incident, anyway?
**[1:27:53] Uggo**
I don't know.
**[1:27:55] Uggo**
Given the complexity of the three masterminds'
motivations, we still don't have a full picture.
**[1:28:03] Uggo**
Dazai-kun's the same as usual, and demon
Fyodor's intentions are impossible to comprehend.
**[1:28:09] Uggo**
But, beyond all the scheming and lying,
the incident may fundamentally be very simple.
**[1:28:20] Uggo**
How is a man like Shibusawa,
**[1:28:25] Uggo**
so intelligent that others look like alien
creatures to him, to act, to be destroyed,
**[1:28:30] Uggo**
or to be saved?
**[1:28:33] Uggo**
To be one of three aliens in the world,
in isolation and loneliness...
**[1:28:40] Uggo**
I can't even imagine it.
**[1:28:43] Uggo**
Tsujimoto-kun?
**[1:28:47] Chuuka**
Were you aware of the trick, Boss?
**[1:28:51] Oh guy**
Dazai-kun was acting on his own,
and I expected he would need your help.
**[1:28:57] Oh guy**
As a forerunner.
**[1:28:59] Chuuka**
So I was an opening act?
**[1:29:02] Oh guy**
Dazai-kun is the star.
**[1:29:05] Chuuka**
And what do I get in return?
**[1:29:09] Oh guy**
The return of order in this city.
**[1:29:12] Chuuka**
The peace of this city, huh?
**[1:29:17] Oh guy**
Good work.
**[1:29:19] Chuuka**
You don't need to thank me.
**[1:29:21] Chuuka**
It was your order.
**[1:29:23] Chuuka**
I'm just doing my job.
**[1:29:26] Fjord**
Everything is but entertainment.
**[1:29:29] Fjord**
But in order to end this world,
rife with crime and punishment,
**[1:29:34] Fjord**
I do need that book.
**[1:29:38] Fjord**
The blank novel
sleeping in this town.
**[1:29:43] Cool Knee Kicker**
Do you understand?
**[1:29:44] Cool Knee Kicker**
Do nothing to insult our clients.
**[1:29:47] Dasai**
You're the agency's mommy,
aren't you, Kunikida-kun?
**[1:29:53] Dasai**
Don't overwork yourselves, you two.
**[1:29:56] Fuguswatter**
Off you go.
**[1:29:57] Naomi**
Take care.
**[1:29:58] At sushi**
We're leaving.
# Season 3
# 26 - Dazai, Chuuya, Fifteen Years Old
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***SIGN*** More corpses were produced
in those 88 days than ever
before in the history of
the Yokohama underground
***SIGN*** Numerous organizations
were involved in the
whirlwind of bloodshed
**[00:02] ---**
*More corpses were produced*
**[00:04] ---**
* in those 88 days than ever before in the*
* history of the Yokohama underground.*
**[00:07] ---**
* Numerous organizations were involved*
* in the whirlwind of bloodshed.*
**[00:11] ---**
*The Dragon Head Conflict.*
***SIGN*** The Dragon
Head Conflict
***SIGN*** One year earlier
**[00:16] ---**
*One year earlier...*
**[00:39] ---**
The King of the Sheep!
**[00:46] Hoodie**
Wherever you hide,
**[00:50] Hoodie**
there's no escaping gravity.
**[00:52] Glasses**
You monster!
**[01:03] Hoodie**
I'm going to kill everyone
in the Port Mafia.
***SIGN*** Episode 26
***SIGN*** Dazai, Chuuya, Fifteen Years Old
**[01:18] Mori**
This is hopeless.
**[01:21] Mori**
Our weapons smugglers are
two weeks behind schedule.
**[01:26] Mori**
Our men are going to be fighting
with kitchen knives at this rate,
**[01:31] Mori**
and that's not all.
**[01:33] Mori**
With the escalating violence, we're losing
contracts for our protection business.
**[01:39] Mori**
Maybe we just aren't cut out for this.
**[01:42] Mori**
What do you think, Dazai-kun?
**[01:45] Dazai**
Come on, Mori-san...
**[01:46] Dazai**
Not having money, not having intel,
not having the trust of your subordinates...
**[01:52] Dazai**
You knew that from the
beginning, didn't you?
**[01:55] Mori**
You're so mean.
**[01:57] Mori**
Say, why are you mixing
hypertension medication
**[02:00] Mori**
with hypotension medication?
**[02:03] Dazai**
I thought taking them together
might be a comfortable way to die.
**[02:07] Mori**
Dazai-kun,
**[02:09] Mori**
you were there when
I inherited the boss's seat.
**[02:14] Mori**
You're a witness for his will.
**[02:17] Mori**
I can't have you dying so willy-nilly.
**[02:23] (Flashback) Mori**
How do you feel, boss?
**[02:27] (Flashback) Boss**
Doctor... tell the executives
to murder them all...
**[02:31] (Flashback) Boss**
The opposing organizations,
the military police,
**[02:35] (Flashback) Boss**
everyone who opposes the
Port Mafia, by sundown.
**[02:37] (Flashback) Mori**
That's not a rational course of action.
**[02:40] (Flashback) Boss**
I don't care how many men we lose.
**[02:42] (Flashback) Boss**
Kill them.
**[02:43] (Flashback) Boss**
Just kill them.
**[02:44] (Flashback) Boss**
Kill them all!
**[02:45] (Flashback) Boss**
Kill them!
**[02:46] (Flashback) Boss**
Kill them!
**[02:47] (Flashback) Boss**
Kill them!
**[02:47] Mori**
Understood, boss.
**[02:53] (Flashback) Mori**
The boss has passed on due to his illness.
**[02:56] (Flashback) Mori**
He left word saying I will
inherit his position as the boss.
**[03:02] (Flashback) Mori**
You're my witness.
**[03:05] (Flashback) Mori**
Got it?
**[03:10] Dazai**
You made an error in judgment.
**[03:13] Dazai**
It was smart of you to choose someone
who attempts suicide as your accomplice,
**[03:18] Dazai**
but here I am a year later, alive.
**[03:21] Mori**
I made no error.
**[03:23] Mori**
You and I were successful
in our mission together.
**[03:28] Dazai**
The mission isn't complete
until those who were involved
**[03:33] Dazai**
in the assassination are silenced.
**[03:36] Dazai**
To that end, I was a perfect accomplice.
**[03:39] Dazai**
Even if I ended my life in a suicide
of unknown motivation
**[03:43] Dazai**
after you became the
boss thanks to my testimony,
**[03:46] Dazai**
no one would suspect a thing.
**[03:50] Mori**
You remind me of someone.
**[03:54] Mori**
If I was going to silence you,
I would have done it long ago.
**[03:58] Mori**
If you really want, I can prepare something
that'll end your life comfortably.
**[04:03] Dazai**
Really?
**[04:04] Mori**
In exchange, I want to ask you
to do a quick investigation.
**[04:08] Mori**
It's not a big deal.
**[04:10] Mori**
There's no danger involved.
**[04:11] Dazai**
Sounds so sketchy.
**[04:13] Mori**
I trust that you know about Suribachi City
in the Yokohama settlement.
**[04:18] Mori**
There's a rumor going around that a certain
individual has emerged in that area.
**[04:23] Mori**
I want you to investigate that rumor.
**[04:26] ---**
**[04:27] Mori**
This contract is a delegation of authority.
They call it the "Silver Oracle."
**[04:31] Mori**
Show this to any Port Mafia member
and they'll do anything you ask of them.
**[04:36] Dazai**
Who is the rumor about?
**[04:38] Mori**
Take a guess.
**[04:40] Dazai**
A rumor that's harmful just by spreading...
**[04:45] Dazai**
I see.
**[04:47] Dazai**
So that's what's going on.
**[04:49] Dazai**
It's the previous boss, isn't it?
**[04:52] Mori**
Correct.
**[04:54] Mori**
There are some humans who must
never rise from the grave.
**[04:59] Mori**
You understand, don't you?
**[05:00] Dazai**
You'll promise to make me that drug?
**[05:02] Mori**
This'll be your first job.
**[05:05] Mori**
Welcome to the Port Mafia.
**[05:12] Dazai**
Oh, right.
**[05:14] Dazai**
Who's this person I remind you of?
**[05:19] Mori**
Me.
**[05:22] Mori**
Dazai-kun, why do you wish to die?
**[05:26] Dazai**
Let me ask you, then.
**[05:29] Dazai**
Do you really think there's any
value in the act of living?
**[05:41] Hirotsu**
The Yokohama foreign settlement.
**[05:44] Hirotsu**
There was once a giant explosion here.
**[05:46] Hirotsu**
In the resulting crater,
people began building a city.
**[05:50] Hirozu**
That's this place: Suribachi City.
***SIGN*** The Complete Guide to Suicide
**[05:56] Dazai**
So they drink metal plating to
kill themselves overseas, huh?
**[06:00] Dazai**
But those who have their
organs melted while they're still alive.
**[06:04] Dazai**
Yuck.
**[06:05] Dazai**
Glad I didn't try it.
**[06:07] Dazai**
Hey, did you know about that?
**[06:10] Dazai**
Um...
**[06:11] Hirotsu**
Hirotsu.
**[06:13] Hirotsu**
I'll take that into consideration.
**[06:16] Hirotsu**
* This boy was there with the boss*
* when the previous boss passed away.*
**[06:21] Hirotsu**
*I shouldn't underestimate him.*
**[06:25] Hirotsu**
Dazai-san.
**[06:26] Dazai**
Yes?
**[06:27] Hirotsu**
This area is in a state of conflict.
**[06:29] Hirotsu**
Be careful.
**[06:32] Dazai**
Conflict?
**[06:33] Hirotsu**
The Port Mafia currently has
three enemy organizations.
**[06:37] Hirotsu**
One is Takasekai.
**[06:39] Hirotsu**
Another is GSS.
**[06:41] Hirotsu**
And, lastly,
**[06:43] Hirotsu**
a complementary army comprised
entirely of juveniles, the Sheep...
**[06:48] Dazai**
It's Mori-san.
**[06:50] Dazai**
Hello?
**[06:54] Dazai**
Yeah.
**[06:55] Dazai**
I learned a few things.
**[06:57] Dazai**
Long story short...
**[07:00] Dazai**
I found the previous boss.
**[07:02] Dazai**
He came back.
**[07:04] Dazai**
From the pits of Hell.
**[07:07] Dazai**
Yeah.
**[07:08] Dazai**
I'll give you a proper
report when I get back.
**[07:10] Hirotsu**
Dazai-san!
**[07:21] Nakahara**
This is perfect.
**[07:23] Nakahara**
A kid!
**[07:24] Nakahara**
The Port Mafia must be really
desperate for people.
**[07:28] Dazai**
I hate pain, you know?
**[07:32] Nakahara**
I'll give you two options.
**[07:34] Nakahara**
Die now, or die after you
give me information.
**[07:37] Nakahara**
Either's fine.
**[07:39] Dazai**
Kill me now, then.
**[07:41] Dazai**
All the better if you can
kill me comfortably.
**[07:44] Nakahara**
What, are you just a suicidal brat?
**[07:48] Dazai**
You're a brat, too.
**[07:50] Nakahara**
I'm not just any brat, unlike you.
**[07:54] Nakahara**
Why don't you tell me about this
"Arahabaki" that you're snooping on.
**[07:59] Dazai**
Arahabaki, huh?
**[08:03] Dazai**
I see. Arahabaki.
**[08:06] Nakahara**
You know about it, do you?
**[08:08] Dazai**
No.
**[08:08] Dazai**
Never heard of it.
**[08:12] Dazai**
Those who step into the Sheep's territory
will be met with fierce retaliation.
**[08:19] Dazai**
I see.
**[08:20] Dazai**
So you're the King of the Sheep.
**[08:23] Dazai**
Nakahara Chuuya, manipulator of gravity.
**[08:25] Nakahara**
I'm not a king.
**[08:28] Nakahara**
I just happen to have a card up my sleeve.
**[08:30] Dazai**
I see.
**[08:32] Dazai**
You're a cocky, over-confident child.
**[08:35] Dazai**
You're the kind of person I hate the most.
**[08:37] Nakahara**
And I hate condescending little pricks like
you more than anything in this world.
**[08:42] Hirotsu**
That's enough.
**[08:47] Hirotsu**
Surrender, boy.
**[08:50] Nakahara**
You're not scaring me, old man.
**[08:53] Nakahara**
Who do you think I am?
**[08:55] Hirotsu**
The King of the Sheep, huh?
**[08:58] Nakahara**
No, dumbass.
**[08:59] Nakahara**
I just happen to have a good card.
**[09:02] Hirotsu**
The card of power?
**[09:05] Nakahara**
Are you gifted, too?
**[09:07] Dazai**
Hirotsu-san, this kid controls the
gravity of anything he touches.
**[09:11] Hirotsu**
Understood.
**[09:22] Nakahara**
That's the Port Mafia for you.
**[09:24] Nakahara**
I was expecting more from you.
**[09:26] Nakahara**
Is that it?
**[09:35] Nakahara**
Too slow.
**[09:38] Hirotsu**
Got you.
**[09:40] Nakahara**
Your ability isn't going to work on me.
**[09:43] Dazai**
I'm not so sure.
**[09:46] Dazai**
You've lost your grip on gravity now.
**[09:50] Dazai**
With my ability of nullifying
the powers of others.
**[09:54] Hirotsu**
Now, boy...
**[09:57] Hirotsu**
It's time for you to regret.
**[10:05] Dazai**
He got me.
**[10:08] Dazai**
He kicked me before you used your ability.
**[10:12] Dazai**
I let go.
**[10:15] Dazai**
He used his ability to fly backwards.
**[10:19] Dazai**
He took no damage.
**[10:20] Nakahara**
I don't feel like dealing
with you right now.
**[10:23] Nakahara**
Let's go, old man.
**[10:24] Dazai**
Hirotsu-san!
**[10:51] Dazai**
The previous boss...
**[10:55] ---**
**[11:01] Ougai**
Welcome to the Port Mafia,
**[11:04] Ougai**
Nakahara Chuuya-kun.
**[11:06] Nakahara**
I'm honored to have been invited.
**[11:11] Ougai**
I hear you put on quite the
show with my men yesterday.
**[11:15] Nakahara**
Not for long, before someone got in my way.
**[11:18] Nakahara**
Of course, I'm sure you brought
me here in regards to that.
**[11:22] Nakahara**
What are you investigating
in regards to Arahabaki?
**[11:27] Ougai**
Hey, Dazai-kun.
**[11:29] Ougai**
I've been waiting for you.
**[11:33] Nakahara**
You! You're that suicidal
kid from yesterday!
**[11:35] Dazai**
Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you're
as full of energy as ever.
**[11:38] Dazai**
I'm injured pretty badly
over here, as you can see.
**[11:43] Ougai**
You two seem to have hit it off,
having known each other for just a day.
**[11:47] Nakahara**
What?
**[11:48] Ougai**
Now, I'd like to chat with you
about what happened yesterday.
**[11:53] Ougai**
Would you please release him, Randou-kun?
**[11:56] Randou**
I can't recommend that, boss.
**[11:59] Randou**
This boy is dangerous.
**[12:01] Ougai**
I have measures in place.
**[12:03] Ougai**
Now, Randou-kun, you look colder than usual.
**[12:08] Ougai**
Are you all right?
**[12:09] Randou**
I'm embarrassed to admit
**[12:12] Randou**
that I'm freezing and could die any minute.
**[12:14] Nakahara**
Cold? Dressed like that?
**[12:17] Ougai**
You may step down.
**[12:19] Randou**
Thank you, sir.
**[12:22] Randou**
Pardon me.
**[12:26] Nakahara**
How could he be cold at
this time of the year?
**[12:28] Nakahara**
He's probably just chickening out.
**[12:30] Ougai**
Believe it or not,
**[12:31] Ougai**
he's a secondary executive and
an excellent ability user.
**[12:36] Nakahara**
I don't care.
**[12:37] Nakahara**
Not interested.
**[12:39] Dazai**
Mori-san, why don't you
get to business already?
**[12:42] Ougai**
Oh, you're right.
**[12:44] Ougai**
Chuuya-kun, are you interested in
affiliating with the Port Mafia?
**[12:54] Ougai**
I suppose that's the reaction
I should have expected.
**[12:57] Ougai**
Still, our goals are aligned somewhat.
**[13:01] Ougai**
You could decide after we evaluate
**[13:05] Ougai**
what we can offer each other.
**[13:08] Nakahara**
Don't you dare tell me you've forgotten
what you've done to this city.
**[13:13] Ougai**
Our previous boss's rampage.
**[13:15] Ougai**
The tyranny of that man, who led the city
into a state of violence and terror,
**[13:20] Ougai**
is still fresh in everyone's mind.
**[13:24] Ougai**
But that man is dead.
**[13:27] Ougai**
I saw him pass.
**[13:31] Ougai**
If there is such a rumor,
that such bloody rule has returned,
**[13:36] Ougai**
we must find the truth about it.
**[13:38] Ougai**
Wouldn't you be worried, otherwise, too?
**[13:40] Dazai**
Mori-san...
**[13:41] Nakahara**
I've heard some damning
rumors about you, too.
**[13:45] Nakahara**
That the old boss might not have
died of illness, but was murdered by you.
**[13:50] Nakahara**
Who could believe that he said,
in his final moments,
**[13:54] Nakahara**
that he'd give his position
to a mere doctor?
**[13:56] Ougai**
That's correct.
**[13:57] Ougai**
I killed the previous boss.
**[14:02] Ougai**
I slashed the great boss
**[14:05] Ougai**
with this scalpel and made it
look like a death by disease.
**[14:10] Ougai**
What about it?
**[14:14] Nakahara**
Seriously?
**[14:17] Ougai**
Chuuya-kun, I'd like to ask you to
participate in a joint investigation.
**[14:21] Ougai**
The rumors we've heard about
the previous boss's return
**[14:25] Ougai**
and the Arahabaki that you're after are
clearly rooted in the same incident.
**[14:29] Ougai**
I think we could achieve
**[14:31] Ougai**
a mutually beneficial relationship
simply by sharing information.
**[14:35] Nakahara**
And if I refuse?
**[14:38] Phone**
*Hey, Chuuya, help me.*
**[14:40] Phone**
*You're there, aren't you?*
**[14:42] Phone**
*The Port Mafia caught us.*
**[14:44] Phone**
*You can do something, can't you?*
**[14:46] Phone**
*Hurry up and help me, like you always doー*
**[14:50] Ougai**
An organization bent on retaliation that
controls prime property in Yokohama...
**[14:56] Ougai**
But even though you're armed with guns,
**[14:58] Ougai**
all the members, aside from you,
are just children.
**[15:01] Ougai**
As a fellow leader, I feel for you.
**[15:05] Nakahara**
You...
**[15:07] Ougai**
There you have it, Dazai-kun.
**[15:10] Ougai**
The wielder of the greatest violence
in this room is Chuuya-kun.
**[15:16] Ougai**
But, to the Mafia, violence is
just one tool at our disposal
**[15:20] Ougai**
The Mafia's true nature is to control
rational action by a plethora of means.
**[15:26] Dazai**
Why are you lecturing me with that lesson?
**[15:29] Ougai**
I wonder.
**[15:33] Nakahara**
I don't mind exchanging information.
**[15:36] Nakahara**
But you speak first.
**[15:39] Nakahara**
I'll decide after.
**[15:41] Ougai**
Very well.
**[15:43] Ougai**
We're investigating the rumor that
the previous boss has re-emerged.
**[15:47] Ougai**
According to Dazai-kun's information,
he's appeared three times in the past two weeks.
**[15:51] Ougai**
In each case, he was sighted
in Suribachi City.
**[15:55] Ougai**
The fourth time, yesterday,
**[15:57] Ougai**
he blew you away with black flames.
**[16:01] Nakahara**
The dead don't come back to life.
**[16:03] Ougai**
I agree, but we no longer have
the luxury of insisting so.
**[16:12] Ougai**
This security footage is of the Port Mafia's vault,
**[16:14] Ougai**
the most difficult room to enter in our headquarters.
**[16:21] Dazai**
The previous boss?
**[16:24] Boss**
* I've come back to life from*
* the burning pits of Hell.*
**[16:29] Boss**
*Do you know why, Doctor?*
**[16:32] Boss**
*Anger.*
**[16:34] Boss**
*He feeds on anger.*
**[16:37] Boss**
* He summoned me back from Hell with the*
* intention of having me breed even more anger.*
**[16:43] Boss**
* The beast of the gods,*
* Arahabaki of the black flames.*
**[16:52] Ougai**
That's all the footage we have
in our security records.
**[16:56] Ougai**
Currently, very few people
know about this footage.
**[17:00] Ougai**
There's a strict gag order in place.
**[17:02] Dazai**
And suppose the previous
boss gave the same speech
**[17:05] Dazai**
elsewhere that he did in the video?
**[17:08] Ougai**
He says that his death was not
by disease but by assassination.
**[17:13] Ougai**
If the previous boss's supporters
were to find out,
**[17:15] Ougai**
a third of our organization
would become my enemy.
**[17:21] Ougai**
Win or lose, the Port Mafia would be doomed.
**[17:27] Ougai**
Chuuya-kun, what is Arahabaki?
**[17:32] Ougai**
I did a little research of my own.
**[17:34] Ougai**
Arahabaki is a legendary
servant of the gods.
**[17:38] Ougai**
But because they are so old,
their true form is unclear.
**[17:42] Nakahara**
Do you really believe in gods?
**[17:46] Ougai**
It's not a coincidence that you
were doing research on Arahabaki.
**[17:51] Ougai**
You heard the same rumors that we did,
and you were after the truth. Correct?
**[17:55] Nakahara**
We get a lot of drifters.
**[17:58] Nakahara**
There's no easy way to find
the source of the rumor.
**[18:01] Nakahara**
Do you know how Suribachi City was made?
**[18:04] Ougai**
The city was built
**[18:06] Ougai**
in the aftermath of an unexplained
explosion at the end of the conflict.
**[18:11] Nakahara**
The explosion was caused
by Arahabaki, supposedly.
**[18:16] Nakahara**
Rumor has it that eight years ago
a captured foreign soldier
**[18:20] Nakahara**
was tortured at a military
facility in the settlement.
**[18:25] Nakahara**
His rage and hatred summoned Arahabaki,
**[18:29] Nakahara**
and the black flame blew up this
nation's soldiers, facility and all.
**[18:37] Nakahara**
That explosion resulted in...
**[18:39] Ougai**
Suribachi City as we know it now.
**[18:42] Ougai**
Dazai-kun, what do you think?
**[18:45] Dazai**
They must have used a special
ability that we don't know about.
**[18:48] Dazai**
If that footage wasn't forged, we're screwed.
**[18:53] Ougai**
Oh, dear.
**[18:55] Ougai**
Dazai-kun, I have an order for you.
**[18:59] Ougai**
Find the person responsible before they
do the same thing they did on the video
**[19:03] Ougai**
in front of the supporters
of the previous boss.
**[19:05] Ougai**
Got it?
**[19:07] Dazai**
I don't think we have much time.
**[19:09] Dazai**
Am I doing this by myself?
**[19:11] Ougai**
You won't be alone.
**[19:12] Ougai**
Have Chuuya-kun there give you a hand.
**[19:16] Dazai**
No way!
**[19:17] Dazai**
Why do I need to work with this brat?
**[19:20] Nakahara**
What the hell are you talking about?
**[19:22] Nakahara**
I'll beat the shit out of you, kid!
**[19:24] Dazai**
You're a kid, too!
**[19:26] Dazai**
And you're smaller than me.
**[19:28] Dazai**
You ought to drink some more milk.
**[19:31] Nakahara**
None of your business, bastard.
**[19:33] Nakahara**
I'm fifteen!
**[19:34] Nakahara**
I'm still growing.
**[19:36] Ougai**
Quiet, both of you.
**[19:40] Ougai**
Chuuya-kun,
**[19:42] Ougai**
I trust that you understand you aren't
in a position to refuse my orders.
**[19:47] Ougai**
You, too, Dazai-kun.
**[19:49] Ougai**
If the previous boss's supporters
find out, as my accomplice,
**[19:52] Ougai**
you will be tortured, as well.
**[19:55] Ougai**
You won't be able to die easily.
**[19:57] Dazai**
What makes you think that's
the best course of action?
**[20:00] Ougai**
I have several reasons for
making you work together.
**[20:03] Ougai**
First, someone outside of the Port Mafia
will have an easier time interviewing people.
**[20:08] Ougai**
Chuuya-kun needs to be monitored
so he doesn't betray us.
**[20:12] Ougai**
And...
**[20:15] Ougai**
The rest is a secret.
**[20:19] Nakahara**
Oi, tell me where we're going, dammit.
**[20:22] Dazai**
Sorry, would you mind not talking to me?
**[20:25] Dazai**
I'm busy breathing right now.
**[20:27] Nakahara**
I'm going to rip your head off, you suicidal maniac.
**[20:30] Nakahara**
Tell me where we're going!
**[20:34] Dazai**
We're going to investigate.
**[20:37] Dazai**
We're interviewing people who
were closest to the explostion.
**[20:41] Nakahara**
What explosion?
**[20:43] Dazai**
A week ago, there was an explosion
similar to the one we experienced.
**[20:48] Dazai**
It happened nearby.
**[20:49] Dazai**
The previous boss wasn't sighted there,
**[20:53] Dazai**
but the cause is likely the same
as what we're investigating.
**[20:57] Dazai**
We're going to talk to a
survivor of the explosion.
**[21:01] Nakahara**
A survivor? You mean there were casualties?
**[21:03] Dazai**
Yeah.
**[21:05] Dazai**
A handful of the Port Mafia
members you so despise.
**[21:09] Dazai**
The survivor is gifted.
**[21:12] Dazai**
You've already met this person.
**[21:17] Dazai**
Oh, dear.
**[21:19] Dazai**
The culprit must have
gotten to them already.
**[21:22] Nakahara**
Quit yapping and move.
**[21:38] Nakahara**
I don't think we're going
to get an interview here.
**[21:42] Soldier**
Raise your arms and face this way.
**[21:46] Nakahara**
Check this out.
**[21:48] Nakahara**
Our dinner just came to us.
**[21:51] Nakahara**
I didn't feel like doing
an interview anyway.
**[21:54] Nakahara**
It's simpler to beat the guy behind
the cover-up and make him talk.
**[22:00] Nakahara**
Stay back.
**[22:02] Nakahara**
I'm going to beat the shit out of him.
***SIGN*** Episode 27
***SIGN*** The God of Fire
**[22:07] Dazai**
What a child.
# 27 - God of Fire
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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**[00:03] Soldier**
Raise your arms and face this way.
***SIGN*** Raise your arms and face this way
**[00:07] Soldier**
I thought they'd called in backup,
but you're just two kids.
**[00:11] Soldier**
Is the Port Mafia short-staffed?
**[00:13] Soldier**
Or is that man, Randou, not very popular?
**[00:17] Chuuya**
Randou?
**[00:19] Dazai**
That's the name of the man
we're about to go talk to.
**[00:23] Dazai**
The person that was restraining
you using his special ability.
**[00:27] Chuuya**
Oh, him.
**[00:29] Chuuya**
Yo, old fart.
**[00:31] Chuuya**
Let's save us both some time.
**[00:33] Chuuya**
First, you shoot.
**[00:35] Chuuya**
Next, I'll retaliate by blowing you
all the way to the next town over.
**[00:39] Chuuya**
And then I'll beat the shit
out of your remaining men,
**[00:44] Chuuya**
and we'll call it a day.
**[00:46] Soldier**
What?
**[00:48] Dazai**
Man, you could just trick him to
get some information out of him.
**[00:53] Dazai**
You're with the GSS tactical team, aren't you?
**[00:57] Chuuya**
Gerhardt Security Services.
**[01:00] Chuuya**
Formerly a foreign-funded
private security firm,
**[01:04] Chuuya**
but they had their subsidies cut off
**[01:06] Chuuya**
and now they're a fully-fledged
illegal organization.
**[01:09] Soldier**
That's right.
**[01:10] Soldier**
I won't go easy on you
just because you're kids.
**[01:13] Chuuya**
Try me, old fart.
**[01:25] Soldier**
You...
**[01:28] Soldier**
You're the Sheep, Nakahara Chuuya.
**[01:30] Soldier**
So it was true that you fell
into the Port Mafia's hands.
**[01:38] Chuuya**
Don't get the wrong idea,
you annoying prick!
**[01:42] Dazai**
Good for you.
**[01:43] Dazai**
You're amazing.
**[01:45] Chuuya**
Were you just standing there watching?
**[01:47] Dazai**
I was busy collecting information from
the communicator I swiped off him.
**[01:52] Dazai**
It seems like the guy you just beat up
has some backup arriving.
**[02:00] Dazai**
You just make more work when you
don't think about what you're doing.
**[02:12] Soldier**
Captain!
**[02:14] Chuuya**
Want to join him in the ground?
**[02:16] Soldier**
Fire!
**[02:17] Soldier**
That shrimp is the gravity
manipulator Nakahara Chuuya!
**[02:36] Chuuya**
Did you just call me a shrimp, asshole?
**[02:40] Chuuya**
I'm only fifteen years old!
**[02:43] Chuuya**
I'm still growing!
**[03:18] Chuuya**
It's over.
**[03:19] Chuuya**
Tell me the reason for the attack.
**[03:23] Chuuya**
What do you know about Arahabaki?
**[03:28] Chuuya**
I guess we'll have to wait for
our team's investigation report.
**[03:33] Dazai**
How unfortunate for you.
**[03:35] Dazai**
Does it hurt?
**[03:37] Dazai**
It's too late to save you.
**[03:40] Dazai**
Still, you won't be dead for
another five minutes or so.
**[03:43] Dazai**
That's five minutes of hellish suffering.
**[03:46] Dazai**
I wouldn't be able to bear it.
**[03:50] Dazai**
Do you want me to end your
suffering with this gun?
**[03:54] Dazai**
If you want to say yes, you should
do it while you can still talk.
**[03:59] Soldier**
Shoot me, please.
**[04:05] Dazai**
All right.
**[04:12] Soldier**
This is more than you deserve.
**[04:23] Chuuya**
Quit shooting dead bodies.
**[04:28] Dazai**
You're right.
**[04:29] Dazai**
You're absolutely right.
**[04:33] Dazai**
What you say is probably correct.
**[04:37] Dazai**
That would be the normal way to think.
***SIGN*** Written by
Asagiri Kafka
***SIGN*** Manga by Sango
Harukawa
in Young Ace
**[06:12] Randou**
So cold...
**[06:15] Randou**
The wind is coming through,
and it's three times as cold.
**[06:19] Dazai**
Must have been rough, huh? Randou-san.
**[06:22] Randou**
That was brutal.
**[06:24] Randou**
Why me?
**[06:26] Dazai**
It's easy to guess why we were attacked.
**[06:29] Dazai**
The rumor is spreading.
**[06:32] Dazai**
If a Mori supporter like you were
to die in a black explosion,
**[06:36] Dazai**
people would take the anger
of the former boss more seriously.
**[06:41] Dazai**
One of the GSS soldiers
he tore up on the way here
**[06:45] Dazai**
had these instructions for
faking a black explosion.
**[06:49] Randou**
What's a "black explosion"?
**[06:52] Dazai**
Apparently, you can get a black-ish flame
**[06:55] Dazai**
using a sodium lamp flame reaction.
**[06:59] Dazai**
Whatever the case, it's just a cheap trick.
**[07:08] Chuuya**
So let me get this straight...
**[07:10] Chuuya**
The GSS people attacked this guy,
pretending to be Arahabaki,
**[07:15] Chuuya**
in order to get the Port Mafia to turn on itself.
**[07:18] Randou**
The current GSS president
is a cold-hearted man.
**[07:22] Randou**
Rumor has it that he has close ties to The Guild,
a North American secret organization.
**[07:27] Dazai**
Tell me about Arahabaki as you
saw it in Suribachi City.
**[07:32] Dazai**
That's the only lead we have on the
resurrection of the former president.
**[07:38] Randou**
I remember it clearly.
**[07:41] Randou**
How could I ever forget?
**[07:45] Randou**
I was the only survivor.
**[07:48] Randou**
My subordinates all burned to ash.
**[07:51] Randou**
They were engulfed by that black flame.
**[07:56] Randou**
It was no doubt that god of fire.
**[07:59] Dazai**
This is getting interesting.
**[08:01] Dazai**
Tell us more.
**[08:03] Randou**
It happened close to the
center of Suribachi City.
**[08:09] Randou**
We, the Port Mafia,
**[08:10] Randou**
were on our way to battle the Sheep boys.
**[08:17] Randou**
There, out of the blue, we were all
blown away by a black explosion.
**[08:31] Randou**
A sudden blastwave.
**[08:33] Randou**
All I could do was protect
myself with my ability.
**[08:39] Randou**
Black flames.
**[08:41] Randou**
Crumbling earth.
**[08:43] Randou**
It was hell itself.
**[08:46] Randou**
And in the middle, there it was.
**[08:51] Randou**
It wasn't the former boss.
**[08:55] Randou**
No... It wasn't even human.
**[09:07] Randou**
A beast.
**[09:10] Randou**
A beast of black flames.
**[09:13] Randou**
Even its eyes were like
the flames of purgatory.
**[09:19] Randou**
Everything in sight was shimmering
in the extreme heat,
**[09:23] Randou**
except the Yokohama sea.
**[09:26] Randou**
Just the sea, in the distance,
**[09:29] Randou**
basking gently in the moonlight.
**[09:32] Randou**
That alone is vivid in my memory.
**[09:38] Randou**
That moment, I heard the voice of the beast.
**[09:42] Randou**
It was a voice utterly devoid of emotion.
**[09:45] Randou**
It terrified me.
**[09:51] Randou**
I apologize.
**[09:53] Randou**
You two wanted to prove that the former boss was not resurrected by Arahabaki,
**[09:57] Randou**
and it was a hoax put together
by enemy gifted, didn't you?
**[10:01] Dazai**
No.
**[10:02] Dazai**
That was interesting indeed.
**[10:05] Dazai**
Thanks to you, the mystery is solved.
***SIGN*** Episode 27
***SIGN*** The God of Fire
***SIGN*** A derelict at the edge of town
***SIGN*** Chuuya and Dazai collide violently
***SIGN*** "Tell me who's behind it!"
***SIGN*** "No way!"
***SIGN*** Chuuya quickly closes in on Dazai
***SIGN*** He unleashes a powerful downward kick
***SIGN*** Dazai kicks the ground beneath him, leaping into the air away from Chuuya
***SIGN*** As he descends, he swings down with the club in his hands
***SIGN*** "Hup!"
***SIGN*** Chuuya blocks with both hands
***SIGN*** "Agh!"
***SIGN*** Dazai lands on the ground
**[10:31] [SONG] Text**
Immediately, Chuuya delivers
a storm of punches
***SIGN*** "You don't get it, do you?!"
***SIGN*** "No, I do.
***SIGN*** Unlike a certain grade-school kid I happen to know!"
***SIGN*** Dazai takes a step back
***SIGN*** Chuuya hammers him relentlessly with his fists
***SIGN*** "Come on, come on! You're never going to win if you're always on the defensive!"
**[10:46] Dazai**
Well, too bad for you.
***SIGN*** The club emits a destruction beam
**[10:51] Chuuya**
Hang on a second!
**[11:00] Dazai**
Remember our promise?
**[11:02] Dazai**
The loser has to obey one order
from the winner, like a dog.
**[11:08] Dazai**
Now, what should I have you do?
**[11:11] Chuuya**
I was so sure I could win, too!
**[11:14] Dazai**
The strength of your ability is your downfall.
**[11:17] Dazai**
It's so strong that you never learn
to be cunning or to think tactically,
**[11:21] Dazai**
whether it's video games or riddles.
**[11:24] Chuuya**
Riddles?
**[11:26] Chuuya**
I don't remember ever doing
riddles, let alone losing!
**[11:29] Dazai**
Then let's have a contest to see who
can catch the perpetrator first.
**[11:34] Dazai**
If you win, we can call off the bet we had.
**[11:38] Dazai**
But if I win, you're my dog for life.
**[11:43] Chuuya**
You're on! I'll do it!
**[11:46] Chuuya**
I'm neither cunning or tactical?
**[11:48] Chuuya**
Why would I ever show *you*
what I have up my sleeve?
**[11:52] Dazai**
Does the fact you always have your
fists closed and engage with your opponents
**[11:57] Dazai**
using just your kicks have something to
do with what you have up your sleeve?
**[12:01] Chuuya**
How I fight is none of your business.
**[12:03] Dazai**
I see.
**[12:04] Dazai**
So you're being lazy on purpose.
**[12:08] Dazai**
Say, why are you looking for
the god of fire, Arahabaki?
**[12:12] Dazai**
What got you interested?
**[12:14] Chuuya**
Why are *you* so insistent on dying young?
**[12:21] Dazai**
What's wrong?
**[12:22] Chuuya**
Shut up for a second!
**[12:25] Dazai**
Oh, those two.
**[12:27] Dazai**
The blue bracelets they're wearing...
**[12:29] Dazai**
They're members of the Sheep, aren't they?
**[12:31] Dazai**
Is there a problem?
**[12:34] Chuuya**
Does this seem like a good
time for them to see me?
**[12:37] Dazai**
Hey, Nakahara Chuuya-kun!
**[12:40] Dazai**
Let's get to work!
**[12:41] Dazai**
Boss's orders!
**[12:42] Chuuya**
What are you, mental?!
**[12:44] Chuuya**
Shut up, dammit!
**[12:47] Guy**
Chuuya.
**[12:48] Guy**
Finally, there you are.
**[12:49] Guy**
We were looking for you.
**[12:51] Chuuya**
Hey, guys.
**[12:52] Chuuya**
You're safe.
**[12:54] Guy**
Akira and Shougo were
abducted by the Port Mafia.
**[12:57] Guy**
Let's go to their base
and give them some pain.
**[13:01] Guy**
Like we always do.
**[13:03] Chuuya**
Don't worry about that.
**[13:05] Chuuya**
We're dealing with that right now.
**[13:08] Guy**
Dealing with it?
**[13:09] Dazai**
Yeah, dealing with it.
**[13:12] Dazai**
Never mind that.
**[13:13] Dazai**
Could you tell me what you
learned about Arahabaki?
**[13:17] Dazai**
Have you discovered anything?
**[13:19] Guy**
Who's he?
**[13:20] Girl**
Is he interested in joining?
**[13:22] Chuuya**
Something like that.
**[13:24] Chuuya**
Sorry, but would you mind
answering his question?
**[13:28] Chuuya**
Please.
**[13:30] Guy**
Sure, I guess.
**[13:33] Guy**
Based on our investigation,
rumors about people seeing
**[13:36] Guy**
the previous boss or the black flame
have exploded in the past week.
**[13:42] Dazai**
What's the oldest confirmable rumor?
**[13:45] Guy**
Probably eight years ago.
**[13:47] Guy**
The giant explosion that created
Suribachi City at the end of the conflict.
**[13:51] Guy**
Arahabaki didn't cause
any damage prior to that.
**[13:56] Dazai**
I thought so.
**[13:59] Girl**
Is this kid really a newcomer to the Sheep?
**[14:01] Guy**
More importantly, let's come up
with a plan to get our guys back.
**[14:05] Guy**
They were abducted from the
factory road past the river.
**[14:07] Chuuya**
Hang on. You went past the river?
**[14:11] Chuuya**
You went to steal booze again?!
**[14:13] Chuuya**
So close to the Port Mafia base?!
**[14:15] Chuuya**
It's right in the middle of the conflict!
**[14:17] Chuuya**
It's like asking to be abducted.
**[14:20] Girl**
Please don't shout.
**[14:21] Guy**
We're upholding our defensive policy, aren't we?
**[14:24] Guy**
Besides, this is a good opportunity.
**[14:27] Guy**
Lay your hands on the Sheep and
we hit back a hundred times harder. Right?
**[14:31] Guy**
Isn't it what you always say?
**[14:34] Guy**
That anyone who has the means others don't,
**[14:37] Guy**
they ought to fulfill that responsibility.
**[14:39] Guy**
Fulfill your responsibility as someone
who has an ability. Please.
**[14:44] Dazai**
That's great.
**[14:45] Dazai**
You two sure are interesting.
**[14:48] Dazai**
He's the one with the strongest power,
**[14:52] Dazai**
and he acts like a sheep
in the eyes of wolves.
**[14:55] Dazai**
It seems that leading an organization
**[14:59] Dazai**
is a lot harder than you'd imagine.
**[15:02] Chuuya**
You...
**[15:04] Dazai**
You can't take him with you, though.
**[15:06] Dazai**
He's busy carrying out the
Port Mafia's orders right now.
**[15:09] Chuuya**
Hey!
**[15:10] Girl**
That's impossible!
**[15:12] Girl**
Right, Chuuya?
**[15:14] Guy**
You're with the Port Mafia?!
**[15:17] Dazai**
Oh, my, I'm scared.
**[15:19] Dazai**
You got me.
**[15:21] Dazai**
I'll do anything. Just don't kill me.
**[15:24] Dazai**
Oh, I know.
**[15:25] Dazai**
I'll ask Mori-san to release
the hostages, so spare me.
**[15:31] Guy**
Who told you to contact him? Dammit!
**[15:33] Guy**
Are you listening to me?
**[15:35] Guy**
Hey!
**[15:37] Dazai**
Hey, Mori-san?
**[15:39] Dazai**
Yeah.
**[15:40] Dazai**
We're making good progress
on the work you ordered.
**[15:42] Dazai**
We're almost done.
**[15:43] Dazai**
Regarding that, I want to ask for a favor.
**[15:46] Dazai**
Could you release the Sheep hostages?
**[15:49] Dazai**
Yup, that's right.
**[15:51] Dazai**
Immediately. Unharmed.
**[15:54] Dazai**
Sure. Bye.
**[15:59] Guy**
The guards are contacting me.
**[16:02] Girl**
They've all been released?
**[16:06] Guy**
What are you playing at?
**[16:08] Dazai**
Are we done here?
**[16:10] Dazai**
Let's go.
**[16:11] Dazai**
We have work to finish.
**[16:13] Girl**
Work?
**[16:14] Girl**
Chuuya doesn't do work for the Port Mafia.
**[16:17] Guy**
Yeah.
**[16:17] Guy**
You have no more hostages.
**[16:20] Girl**
Let's go, Chuuya.
**[16:24] Girl**
Chuuya?
**[16:26] Chuuya**
Sorry. You guys go without me.
**[16:29] Guy**
What are you talking about?
**[16:31] Chuuya**
Arahabaki comes first.
**[16:33] Chuuya**
I made a bet with him
that I'd find it first.
**[16:38] Guy**
Everyone's waiting for you
to beat down the enemy!
**[16:41] Dazai**
Lay off him already.
**[16:44] Dazai**
He has the ability to choose for
himself how to use his power.
**[16:49] Dazai**
Even a kid could figure out that much.
**[16:53] Dazai**
There's nothing to discuss here.
**[16:56] Guy**
Are the rumors actually true?
**[16:59] Guy**
That you betrayed the Sheep
and joined the Port Mafia?
**[17:03] Chuuya**
The Port Mafia has nothing to do with this.
**[17:05] Chuuya**
This is my own problem.
**[17:08] Guy**
Don't you dare forget, Chuuya!
**[17:10] Guy**
You had no family or relatives
when the Sheep accepted you!
**[17:17] Guy**
Shit!
**[17:34] Dazai**
That should do it.
**[17:36] Dazai**
I can't wait.
**[17:38] Dazai**
Imagine how happy that brat's
going to be when he finds out
**[17:42] Dazai**
he's getting such a grand party in
honor of his new-found freedom.
**[17:49] Randou**
Dazai-kun,
**[17:51] Randou**
you said you found out
who's behind Arahabaki.
**[17:56] Randou**
Is that true?
**[17:58] Randou**
Or did you lie to torment Chuuya-kun?
**[18:02] Dazai**
Both, of course.
**[18:05] Dazai**
I said what I did in front of him
so he'd take on the bet,
**[18:10] Dazai**
but it's also true that
I know who's behind it.
**[18:13] Randou**
Oh?
**[18:14] Randou**
Who is it?
**[18:16] Dazai**
You, Randou-san.
**[18:22] Dazai**
You impersonated the former boss
and spread rumors about Arahabaki.
**[18:28] Dazai**
Do you have anything to say?
**[18:31] Randou**
What's your reasoning?
**[18:33] Dazai**
You've made a mistake.
**[18:35] Dazai**
A very basic mistake.
**[18:38] Randou**
And what mistake is that?
**[18:41] Dazai**
The sea.
**[18:45] Dazai**
You said this:
**[18:47] Dazai**
When you saw Arahabaki
and the black flames...
**[18:51] (Flashback) Randou**
Just the sea, in the distance,
**[18:55] (Flashback) Randou**
basking gently in the moonlight.
**[18:58] (Flashback) Randou**
That alone is vivid in my memory.
**[19:01] Randou**
I did say that.
**[19:05] Randou**
Because that's what I saw.
**[19:08] Randou**
What about it?
**[19:11] Dazai**
Are you sure you want
me to spoil it for you?
**[19:13] Randou**
Tell me.
**[19:15] Dazai**
It happened close to the
center of Suribachi City,
**[19:19] Dazai**
and Suribachi City is a
hemispherical basin valley
**[19:22] Dazai**
that was carved out by the explosion.
**[19:28] Randou**
I see!
**[19:29] Dazai**
Exactly.
**[19:31] Dazai**
There's no way you would have seen the sea.
**[19:34] Dazai**
If you were inside a giant depression
roughly two kilometers wide,
**[19:37] Dazai**
the sea would never be within sight,
no matter how tall you stood.
**[19:41] Dazai**
Why, then, did you say you saw the sea?
**[19:45] Dazai**
You described Arahabaki with
persuasiveness that was almost truthful.
**[19:50] Dazai**
So how?
**[19:51] Dazai**
It's because you did indeed see the sea.
**[19:57] Dazai**
That's why you made that mistake.
**[20:00] Dazai**
You could only have seen the sea from
Suribachi City before it was made.
**[20:05] Dazai**
Before the giant explosion eight years ago,
at the end of the conflict.
**[20:12] Randou**
You had a bet with Chuuya-kun, didn't you?
**[20:15] Randou**
Have you won that bet, then?
**[20:18] Randou**
You've beat him to the man behind it all.
**[20:37] Chuuya**
And now I've won the bet
with the suicidal maniac.
**[20:41] Chuuya**
It was your doing, Randou.
**[20:43] Chuuya**
You aren't fooling me.
**[20:46] Chuuya**
I knew all along that you were lying.
**[20:50] Dazai**
Okay, stop!
**[20:54] Chuuya**
You!
**[20:54] Chuuya**
Why are you here?
**[20:57] Dazai**
Just so you know, I made
the announcement first.
**[21:01] Dazai**
I was just in the middle of explaining
the method behind the crime.
**[21:06] Chuuya**
In the middle of? So you weren't done?
**[21:09] Chuuya**
Then I win.
**[21:11] Dazai**
There's no way you've won, but I'll
let you explain how you deduced it.
**[21:15] Dazai**
How did you deduce that
Randou-san was behind it?
**[21:18] Chuuya**
What is there to deduce?
**[21:20] Chuuya**
Anyone could have figured
it out from what he said.
**[21:23] Chuuya**
Every eyewitness so far has
said they saw the former boss,
**[21:29] Chuuya**
but this guy said he saw Arahabaki itself.
**[21:34] Randou**
There is no such thing as gods,
so you decided I did it.
**[21:39] Randou**
Is that right?
**[21:41] Chuuya**
No.
**[21:42] Chuuya**
The opposite.
**[21:45] Chuuya**
It's because gods do exist.
**[21:50] Chuuya**
I know it.
**[21:53] Randou**
You know that Arahabaki exists?
**[21:56] Chuuya**
Yeah.
**[21:58] Chuuya**
You saw it, too, didn't you?
**[21:59] Chuuya**
Eight years ago.
**[22:02] Chuuya**
There's no way you could have given
such a precise account otherwise.
**[22:08] Randou**
Chuuya-kun. Do you know
where Arahabaki is right now?
**[22:15] Randou**
Tell me.
**[22:17] Dazai**
You should tell him if you know.
**[22:21] Dazai**
Randou-san's going to be executed for
putting the Port Mafia in danger, anyway.
**[22:27] Chuuya**
Dammit, why the hell does everyone
want to meet that thing?
**[22:32] Chuuya**
It doesn't have the power
to revive the dead.
**[22:36] Chuuya**
It doesn't even have a
personality or a mind.
**[22:40] Chuuya**
It's the same as a typhoon or earthquake.
**[22:43] Randou**
It doesn't need a personality.
**[22:46] Randou**
Great destruction.
**[22:48] Randou**
Scorching the earth, staining the skies,
rumbling the air...
**[22:52] Randou**
An unfathomable *thing* from the other side.
**[22:55] Randou**
That power is enough for me.
**[22:59] Randou**
Tell me, Chuuya-kun, where is this
thing beyond human comprehension,
**[23:03] Randou**
this thing that burned me alive?
**[23:18] Chuuya**
I'll tell you if you really want to know.
**[23:22] Chuuya**
Arahabaki is...
**[23:28] Chuuya**
Me.
**[23:30] Dazai**
What?
**[23:35] Chuuya**
I had a hunch that you were.
***SIGN*** Episode 28
***SIGN*** Only a Diamond Can Polish a Diamond
**[23:39] ---**
# 28 - Only a Diamond Can Polish a Diamond
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***SIGN*** Episode 28
***SIGN*** Only a Diamond Can
Polish a Diamond
**[00:04] Chuuya**
I only have memories of part of my life.
**[00:09] Chuuya**
Unlike you, I didn't lose
my memories from trauma.
**[00:13] Chuuya**
My very life has only existed
since that day eight years ago.
**[00:18] Chuuya**
Everything before that is darkness.
**[00:27] Chuuya**
Somewhere in that darkness,
I floated aimlessly.
**[00:36] Chuuya**
Someone's hand broke through
the bounds of that void
**[00:41] Chuuya**
and dragged me into the outer world.
**[00:53] Chuuya**
That hand was yours, wasn't it?
**[00:56] Chuuya**
Where did you find me?
**[00:59] Chuuya**
I followed this case to find that out.
**[01:04] Chuuya**
Now, tell me everything.
**[01:07] Randou**
I will, of course.
**[01:10] Randou**
You're worthy of knowing.
**[01:18] Dazai**
Why can't he defend himself with gravity?
**[01:21] Randou**
Unlike a bullet,
**[01:23] Randou**
the subspace I control doesn't
abide by the laws of physics.
**[01:27] Randou**
The subspace is a separate world,
closed off from regular space.
**[01:44] Randou**
You cannot come in unless I invite you.
Nor can you leave.
**[01:52] Dazai**
You've left me outside while
deploying your subspace.
**[01:55] Dazai**
You must know what my ability is.
**[01:58] Chuuya**
Son of a...!
**[02:01] Randou**
I'm surprised that didn't kill you.
**[02:03] Randou**
I suppose I should have expected as
much from Arahabaki's incarnation.
**[02:12] Randou**
Chuuya-kun. You can't touch me in this space,
**[02:17] Randou**
but I can attack you as I wish.
**[02:41] Chuuya**
Any ability that touches
that dolt gets nullified.
**[02:45] Chuuya**
If you try to quarantine
him with your subspace,
**[02:48] Chuuya**
you'll make a good trench for me.
**[02:51] Randou**
True, his existence is heretical.
**[02:54] Randou**
The ultimate anti-gifted,
with no peer even in the west.
**[02:58] Dazai**
The west?
**[03:01] Randou**
Still...
**[03:17] Randou**
How've you been, kid?
**[03:19] Dazai**
You look well for someone
who's been dead, Boss.
**[03:25] Dazai**
Or rather, former boss.
**[03:29] Chuuya**
There's no way he could have hurt
that idiot with his special ability.
**[03:32] Dazai**
You got me.
**[03:34] Dazai**
The former boss's giant scythe
isn't an ability. It's real.
**[03:40] Chuuya**
So it could kill you, then.
**[03:46] Chuuya**
The former boss is dead.
**[03:51] Chuuya**
What did you do, Randou-san?
**[03:53] Randou**
My ability can turn corpses
stored in my subspace
**[03:57] Randou**
into supernatural beings I command.
**[04:01] Randou**
I can only control one at a time, though.
**[04:06] Dazai**
That's amazing.
**[04:08] Dazai**
You've been hiding that ability from
the organization this whole time?
**[04:13] Dazai**
Just who are you?
**[04:16] Randou**
I was formerly a gifted western spy.
**[04:21] Randou**
I came to this nation to obtain
a high-energy being
**[04:24] Randou**
the government of Japan
had supposedly discovered.
**[04:29] Dazai**
And that's Arahabaki.
**[04:33] Randou**
My sole purpose for this
plan has been to kill you,
**[04:38] Randou**
Chuuya-kun, and subsume you as the replacement
**[04:42] Randou**
supernatural being for the former boss.
**[04:46] Randou**
Dazai-kun, if the boss were
to learn what you just have,
**[04:51] Randou**
he would attempt to have me assassinated.
**[04:54] Randou**
I regretfully ask you to die
with Chuuya-kun.
**[05:03] (Flashback) Mori**
It's not a big deal.
**[05:06] (Flashback) Mori**
There's no danger involved.
**[05:10] Dazai**
I like it.
**[05:14] Dazai**
Hey.
**[05:17] Dazai**
Let's kill them.
**[05:18] Dazai**
Together.
**[05:20] Randou**
What?
**[05:21] Randou**
I thought you wanted to die.
**[05:23] Dazai**
I'm starting to like working for the Port Mafia.
**[05:28] Dazai**
In the outside world,
death is pushed away from everyday life.
**[05:32] Dazai**
But in the Mafia's world, death is an
extension of and a part of everyday life.
**[05:38] Dazai**
I tend to think that's more accurate.
**[05:41] Dazai**
After all, to die isn't the opposite of living.
**[05:45] Dazai**
It's merely a component
of the process of life.
**[05:49] Dazai**
Without observing death up close,
**[05:52] Dazai**
one can't capture the full picture
of what it means to live.
**[05:55] Chuuya**
In other words,
the suicidal maniac wants to live.
**[06:00] Chuuya**
Is that it?
**[06:02] Dazai**
I've come to think it's worth trying.
**[06:04] Dazai**
That's all.
**[06:07] Randou**
That won't be necessary.
**[06:11] Randou**
It's death time for kids.
**[06:12] Dazai**
Oh, really?
**[06:24] Dazai**
There you have it.
**[06:26] Dazai**
You understand, don't you?
**[06:27] Chuuya**
Don't give me orders.
**[06:41] Randou**
Eight years ago, I tried to take you,
**[06:44] Randou**
Arahabaki, as my supernatural being.
**[06:48] Randou**
But the moment Arahabaki emerged,
it decimated the surroundings.
**[06:55] Randou**
I won't make the same mistake twice.
**[06:58] Randou**
This time, I'll end your life
thoroughly and subsume you.
**[07:22] Randou**
What?
**[07:23] Randou**
You soaked up the impact by increasing
your gravity and density?
**[07:29] Chuuya**
Hey.
**[07:32] Chuuya**
Want me to tell you why I was keeping
both my hands tucked away until now?
**[07:38] Chuuya**
I thought that if I ever felt like I was about to lose,
**[07:42] Chuuya**
that feeling might give me
a reason to be fond...
**[07:49] Chuuya**
...of my humanity.
**[07:51] Randou**
Magnificent!
**[07:53] Randou**
Once I subsume you, perhaps
the coldness I feel will disappear.
**[07:58] Dazai**
Come on, Chuuya!
**[08:03] Chuuya**
*You* move, Dazai, you piece of shit.
**[08:09] Boss**
This is the end, son!
**[08:12] Chuuya**
Hey!
**[08:19] Randou**
What?!
**[08:20] Dazai**
Chuuya!
**[08:22] Chuuya**
Come on, Dazai!
**[08:25] Randou**
I won't let you!
**[08:29] Randou**
No!
**[08:47] Chuuya**
It's over.
**[08:49] Chuuya**
You cannot escape gravity!
**[08:56] Dazai**
If Randou-san's subspace vanishes,
naturally, so will you.
**[09:01] Dazai**
But...
**[09:09] Dazai**
Let me thank you for once.
**[09:37] Chuuya**
What are you, shitty Dazai? A magician?
**[09:40] Dazai**
Listen, Chuuya, do you really think
I'd be wearing a cast for no reason?
**[09:46] Dazai**
You're going to tell us everything,
aren't you, Randou-san?
**[09:50] Randou**
That day, eight years ago,
**[09:53] Randou**
my spy partner and I infiltrated this nation.
**[09:59] Dazai**
Your partner?
**[10:00] Dazai**
We were here to take the high-energy being
**[10:04] Dazai**
the military was supposedly
hiding in a secret facility.
**[10:08] Dazai**
But the moment I took the being,
**[10:12] Dazai**
my partner betrayed me and our nation.
**[10:16] Dazai**
He and I fought over the being and, in the end,
**[10:21] Dazai**
we were discovered and confronted
by the Japanese military.
**[10:25] Dazai**
In order to escape, I unleashed you,
**[10:32] Dazai**
the being I'd stolen,
and tried to take control.
**[10:38] Dazai**
In that instant you blew up the
facility along with all its records,
**[10:43] Dazai**
and I lost my memories.
**[10:54] Dazai**
My name isn't Randou.
**[10:57] Dazai**
Someone of this nation simply
misread the hat that I wore,
**[11:02] Dazai**
and gave the name to me.
**[11:04] Dazai**
What happened to your partner?
**[11:07] Randou**
I killed him with my own hands.
**[11:11] Randou**
Chuuya-kun.
**[11:13] Randou**
I suspect you aren't Arahabaki itself,
**[11:16] Randou**
but a human being chosen as a vessel
to keep Arahabaki under control.
**[11:22] Randou**
But you are strong, not as
the Aragami but as a human being.
**[11:29] Chuuya**
Well, thanks.
**[11:31] Randou**
Whatever may live inside you,
**[11:35] Randou**
you are already you.
**[11:37] Randou**
Is that not enough?
**[11:42] Randou**
All people, all creatures,
**[11:47] Randou**
live without knowing what
they really are.
**[11:56] Randou**
It's odd...
**[12:00] Randou**
I'm not the least bit cold.
**[12:30] Chuuya**
What a pain in the ass, even in death.
**[12:34] Chuuya**
The Port Mafia took all the records
you'd collected on Arahabaki.
**[12:41] Chuuya**
Thanks to you, I have no leads.
**[12:47] Chuuya**
Well, not that you would have told anyone
**[12:50] Chuuya**
about that stuff, even if you'd been alive.
**[12:55] Chuuya**
I'll be back.
**[13:06] Shirase**
I've been looking for you, Chuuya.
**[13:08] Chuuya**
Shirase.
**[13:10] Chuuya**
How did you find me here?
**[13:12] Shirase**
I wanted to apologize to you.
**[13:15] Shirase**
We did some soul-searching
after what happened.
**[13:18] Shirase**
We have a good understanding
of the Sheep's problems now.
**[13:23] Shirase**
So we all talked it over
and came up with a solution.
**[13:28] Chuuya**
If it's something you decided
together, I won't—
**[13:34] Chuuya**
You...
**[13:39] Shirase**
We attack you from outside your periphery,
**[13:41] Shirase**
when your guard is completely down.
**[13:43] Shirase**
That way, you won't have
time to use gravity.
**[13:46] Shirase**
Right, Chuuya?
**[13:50] Chuuya**
What do you think you're doing?
**[13:52] Shirase**
You should try not to move.
**[13:55] Shirase**
I rubbed rat poison on the blade.
**[13:58] Shirase**
Your limbs will be numb
and immobilized for a while.
**[14:02] Shirase**
You wouldn't have had to go through
this if you weren't so strong.
**[14:11] Chuuya**
Guys!
**[14:12] Shirase**
This is the solution we chose.
**[14:16] Shirase**
We'll team up with the GSS.
**[14:19] Shirase**
We all came to the realization
**[14:21] Shirase**
that if you were to side with the Port Mafia,
**[14:25] Shirase**
you'd get everyone in the Sheep killed.
**[14:27] Chuuya**
I would never betray the organization!
**[14:31] Shirase**
Unlike you, the GSS doesn't
change its loyalties on a whim.
**[14:35] Shirase**
They can be trusted
as long as they can profit.
**[14:38] Shirase**
This is the smarter way to fight
against the Port Mafia!
**[14:47] Chuuya**
I suppose I was the fool.
**[14:52] Shirase**
Get him! Fire!
**[15:05] Shirase**
He may be weakened by the poison,
but it won't be enough to kill him!
**[15:09] Shirase**
Find him quickly!
**[15:10] Shirase**
Don't let him live!
**[15:18] Chuuya**
Shit.
**[15:22] Chuuya**
"Leader," my ass.
**[15:25] Chuuya**
I was the one ruining the organization.
**[15:28] Dazai**
Hey, Chuuya.
**[15:31] Dazai**
You look like you're in a bind.
**[15:33] Chuuya**
Why are you here, shitty Dazai?
**[15:37] Chuuya**
Are you here to kill me, too?
**[15:40] Dazai**
I have a message from Mori-san.
**[15:42] Dazai**
He wants me to officially
recruit you into the Port Mafia.
**[15:47] Chuuya**
Are you trying to make me
owe you by saving me?
**[15:49] Dazai**
The message isn't important.
**[15:51] Dazai**
I'm just here for a massacre.
**[15:54] Dazai**
Mori-san is a pretty demanding employer.
**[15:57] Dazai**
The moment I joined the Port Mafia,
he put me in charge of the army.
**[16:02] Dazai**
Two enemies, the GSS and the Sheep,
have formed an alliance.
**[16:07] Dazai**
We have to shut them down before
they become completely coordinated.
**[16:11] Dazai**
But, hey, we'll be done by noon.
**[16:15] Dazai**
We're killing them all.
**[16:18] Chuuya**
Including the Sheep?
**[16:20] Dazai**
There's no change to our policy.
**[16:23] Dazai**
That said, if someone, a peer...
**[16:28] Dazai**
Someone who has information
on the enemy... can advise us,
**[16:32] Dazai**
I wouldn't mind changing our policy.
**[16:35] Chuuya**
A peer's advice, huh?
**[16:38] Dazai**
Right.
**[16:39] Dazai**
For example, a peer in the Port Mafia.
**[16:41] Dazai**
I could trust the advice of one of my own.
**[16:44] Chuuya**
So you want to make a deal.
**[16:46] Chuuya**
You devil.
**[16:48] Dazai**
Although, anyone who lost to me in a game
**[16:52] Dazai**
is bound to get worked to the
bone in this organization.
**[16:59] Chuuya**
I'll shred you someday.
**[17:01] Dazai**
I like that expression.
**[17:03] Dazai**
You look like a wild beast.
**[17:06] Chuuya**
Don't kill the children.
**[17:09] Dazai**
Sure.
**[17:10] Dazai**
Got that, everyone?
**[17:12] Dazai**
As we discussed earlier,
no hurting the kids.
**[17:18] Chuuya**
I see.
**[17:20] Chuuya**
He'd calculated that this would happen, too.
**[17:24] Chuuya**
Ever since he made that
phone call at the arcade...
**[17:30] Chuuya**
He did it to sow doubt
about me in my people.
**[17:36] Chuuya**
That son of a bitch...
**[17:41] Chuuya**
I'm game, then.
**[17:50] Chuuya**
What's up with this hat?
**[17:52] Mori**
Normally, in the Port Mafia,
**[17:54] Mori**
whoever recruits a new member
is responsible for their care.
**[17:59] Mori**
As a symbol of that, they hand
down one of their belongings.
**[18:03] Mori**
I gave Dazai-kun my coat.
**[18:06] Mori**
And that's for you.
**[18:08] Chuuya**
It's an old hat.
**[18:10] Mori**
It belonged to Randou-kun.
**[18:19] Mori**
It seems he'd been investigating Arahabaki.
**[18:23] Mori**
Apparently, the military facility
he infiltrated was researching
**[18:28] Mori**
the creation of an artificial gifted by
combining gifted and normal beings.
**[18:32] Chuuya**
Artificial gifted?
**[18:34] Mori**
Those are the documents he collected.
**[18:38] Mori**
I apologize,
**[18:41] Mori**
but only executives have
permission to view those files.
**[18:47] Chuuya**
What makes you think I won't
pummel you and take it for myself?
**[18:51] Mori**
You aren't such a fool of a human.
**[18:56] Mori**
Besides, I can answer another question
that you would want answered.
**[19:07] Chuuya**
So you see right through me, huh?
**[19:10] Chuuya**
Tell me one thing: What exactly
is the leader of an organization?
**[19:14] Mori**
A leader is both the head of the organization
and the organization's slave.
**[19:20] Mori**
For the survival and profit
of the organization,
**[19:22] Mori**
they gladly put themselves
through any manner of filth.
**[19:26] Mori**
They develop their subordinates
and place them where they best fit.
**[19:30] Mori**
And, if necessary,
they use and dispose of them.
**[19:36] Mori**
For the sake of the organization,
they take on any act of barbarism with glee.
**[19:41] Mori**
That is a leader.
**[19:48] Mori**
All for the organization,
**[19:50] Mori**
and for the protection of this beloved city.
**[19:57] Chuuya**
*I see.*
**[19:59] Chuuya**
*That's what was missing in me.*
**[20:12] Chuuya**
Then I dedicate my blood
and all that I am to you, Boss.
**[20:17] Chuuya**
I will protect this organization
that you work to support,
**[20:21] Chuuya**
and I will work for you
to decimate its enemies.
**[20:24] Chuuya**
Our enemies will know the vicious gravity
**[20:29] Chuuya**
that will crush those
who oppose the Port Mafia.
**[20:38] Mori**
Welcome to the Port Mafia,
Nakahara Chuuya-kun.
**[20:50] Chuuya**
Why are you taking me to
the meeting, old sis?
**[20:53] Kouyou**
Stop calling me that.
**[20:55] Kouyou**
I'm not that old yet.
**[20:58] Kouyou**
For your information, of course.
**[21:01] Kouyou**
The meeting today is with one of
the Mafia's front organizations.
**[21:06] Kouyou**
Every cup of tea,
every pause in the conversation
**[21:10] Kouyou**
affects the Mafia's future.
**[21:12] Kouyou**
What if I take part in the
meeting and make them angry?
**[21:17] Chuuya**
We'll deal with that when it happens.
**[21:19] Chuuya**
If the boat is so easily tipped,
**[21:23] Chuuya**
it would be more triumphant
to destroy it spectacularly.
**[21:28] Q**
I'm Kyusaku!
**[21:29] Q**
Hey, let's play.
**[21:30] Q**
Come on, let's play.
**[21:32] Dazai**
Fine, fine, when you're older.
**[21:36] Chuuya**
You!
**[21:37] Dazai**
Chuuya!
**[21:39] Dazai**
Why do you think we recruited you?!
**[21:42] Dazai**
You're my dog!
**[21:45] Dazai**
If I tell you my leg is itchy,
you scratch it.
**[21:47] Dazai**
If I tell you I want to eat soba, you threaten
a soba shop owner into coming here.
**[21:50] Dazai**
That's your job!
**[21:51] Dazai**
So what the hell are you doing
in Kouyou-san's direct command?!
**[21:54] Dazai**
Working your way up the ladder?!
**[21:56] Dazai**
Smooth sailing?!
**[21:57] Dazai**
You're young! Go do some grunt work!
**[21:59] Chuuya**
Shut up, you scheming bastard!
**[22:02] Chuuya**
I joined the Port Mafia of my own accord!
**[22:05] Chuuya**
I'm not going to be your
henchman or your dog!
**[22:08] Kouyou**
Was it really such a good idea to have
these two in the same organization?
**[22:12] Kouyou**
Now what?
**[22:14] Mori**
Only a diamond can polish a diamond.
**[22:20] Mori**
Natsume-sensei, those words you
told me and Fukuzawa-dono...
**[22:25] Mori**
I'm going to find out if you were right.
***SIGN*** Seven Years Later (Present Day)
***SIGN*** Somewhere, Tokyo
**[22:39] Ango**
Those were the events
surrounding the recruitment of
**[22:43] Ango**
Port Mafia executives
Nakahara Chuuya and Dazai Osamu.
**[22:48] Ango**
The Port Mafia's influence soon spread
significantly under Mori's new leadership.
**[22:55] Ango**
Another year later,
**[22:57] Ango**
Nakahara Chuuya discovered the
truth of his own emergence,
**[23:01] Ango**
and he confronted the gifted spy who
had been Randou's friend and betrayer.
**[23:07] Ango**
He wasn't dead.
**[23:10] Ango**
I will provide a separate
report on that matter.
**[23:14] Ango**
Document Number I-4190 C.
**[23:17] Ango**
History of the Role of Young Gifted
in the Arahabaki Incident.
**[23:22] Ango**
Report by Ministry of Internal Affairs Gifted
Special Operations Division Assistant Counselor
**[23:26] Ango**
Sakaguchi Ango.
***SIGN*** Next: Episode 29
**[23:36] [SONG] Text**
My Ill Deeds Are
the Work of God
# 29 - My Ill Deeds Are the Work of God
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**[00:03] Karma**
*It's not as though I'm unaware...*
***SIGN*** It's not as though I'm unaware
**[00:05] Karma**
*I have terrible luck.*
***SIGN*** I have terrible luck
***SIGN*** What an awful life
**[00:08] Karma**
*What an awful life.*
**[00:19] Karma**
Is that really him?
**[00:22] Abductor**
Yeah.
**[00:24] Abductor**
That's the monster you asked for.
**[00:27] Karma**
The prize, as promised.
**[00:32] Abductor**
Even twice this wouldn't
have made it worth it.
**[00:35] Abductor**
Be careful.
**[00:38] Abductor**
Speak to him, and he'll suck out your soul.
**[00:41] Abductor**
His ability is quite dangerous.
**[02:43] Ougai**
Fyodor?
**[02:44] Ace**
Yes.
**[02:45] Ace**
The one behind the destruction
of the Moby Dick.
**[02:48] Ace**
I hired a professional
kidnapper to capture him.
**[02:52] Ace**
He's the leader of a thieving organization called
the Rats in the House of the Dead.
**[02:55] Ace**
It seems he was also involved in
the Shibusawa Tatsuhiko incident.
**[02:59] Ace**
But to me, he's no more than a sewer rat.
***SIGN*** Port Mafia Executive A (Ace)
***SIGN*** Ability: Madness of the Jewel King
**[03:05] Ougai**
Describe this man to me.
**[03:07] Ace**
He's a soulless man, like a vampire.
**[03:15] Ace**
Actually, he's really just the
boss of a band of arctic mice.
**[03:18] Ace**
Using my organization's finances,
**[03:21] Ace**
capturing him was easier than taking
money from a casino dealer.
**[03:25] Kouyou**
"My organization," huh?
**[03:30] Ougai**
Either way, that man knows
**[03:34] Ougai**
how viciously the Port Mafia retaliates.
**[03:37] Kouyou**
Shall we have our interrogation team do it?
**[03:40] Ace**
One moment.
**[03:42] Ace**
Allow me to take this task.
**[03:46] Ougai**
You?
**[03:48] Kouyou**
Well, well, you're hard-working.
**[03:51] Kouyou**
Especially for the Guild executive
who was the first to flee for shelter.
**[03:54] Ace**
Am I not more qualified than the ones who
were the first to be captured by the enemy?
**[04:00] Ace**
Like him or not, this is a
man who betrayed the Guild.
**[04:03] Ace**
We'll need to be prepared.
**[04:05] Ace**
I have a plan.
**[04:10] Ougai**
I'll leave you to deal with
the rat you captured.
**[04:14] Ace**
I am honored.
**[04:17] Ace**
Pardon me.
**[04:21] Kouyou**
Are you sure about this?
**[04:23] Kouyou**
He's a gambler who made a mess
of the Port Mafia's casino.
**[04:27] Kouyou**
He doesn't have a shred of loyalty.
**[04:30] Kouyou**
He became one of the five executives
by paying a large sum,
**[04:34] Kouyou**
but he thinks of the Port Mafia as no more
than as his personal bodyguards.
**[04:39] Ougai**
Exactly.
**[04:40] Ougai**
And financial capacity is in
itself a kind of strength.
**[04:43] Ougai**
Let's see what he can do.
***SIGN*** Episode 29 My Ill Deeds Are the Work of God
**[04:58] Ace**
Open it.
**[05:05] Ace**
The knife.
**[05:08] Ace**
Hey.
**[05:09] Ace**
Nice to meet you.
**[05:21] Ace**
Don't let our guest stay
locked up in this place!
**[05:25] Ace**
Get him clothes and something
to drink immediately!
**[05:28] Ace**
Get to it!
**[05:31] Ace**
You dimwits!
**[05:44] Ace**
I happen to be a lonely man.
**[05:48] Ace**
The Port Mafia doesn't trust me.
**[05:50] Ace**
Of course, I don't trust them, either.
**[05:55] Ace**
All I believe in is poker,
**[05:59] Ace**
the gems in my vault,
and the fifty men in my engineering unit.
**[06:07] Ace**
Diamond straight flush.
**[06:10] Ace**
I win.
**[06:14] Ace**
And, today, I've found the fifty-first.
**[06:18] Ace**
Well?
**[06:19] Ace**
Would you like to join me?
**[06:23] Ace**
Let's team up to take Mori Ougai's head.
**[06:27] Ace**
That town doctor won't suspect
you and I have joined forces.
**[06:31] Ace**
A man who's capable of outwitting
the Guild is worthy of commendation.
**[06:36] Fyodor**
And if I refused,
**[06:39] Fyodor**
I'd never see the light of day again.
**[06:42] Fyodor**
Is that right?
**[06:44] Ace**
Exactly.
**[06:50] Fyodor**
It seems I cannot refuse.
**[06:52] Fyodor**
I'm locked in an inescapable
underground room.
**[06:55] Fyodor**
And as you can see, I'm rather sickly.
**[06:59] Fyodor**
So how about this:
**[07:02] Fyodor**
I'll kill you instead.
**[07:10] Ace**
I'm slightly disappointed, Fyodor-kun.
**[07:15] Ace**
Very well.
**[07:17] Ace**
I'll have you understand
the position you're in.
**[07:30] Ace**
This is my gift.
**[07:33] Ace**
The ability to exchange my subordinates'
remaining lifespan for gems of equal value.
**[07:37] Ace**
I can turn worthless lives
into something valuable.
**[07:42] Ace**
It's a merciful ability indeed.
**[07:45] Ace**
The collar is a symbol
of your servitude to me.
**[07:47] Ace**
It can't be put on without
the subject's agreement.
**[07:51] Ace**
And, once it's put on, it can never be removed.
**[08:03] Ace**
If you decide to put on the collar by the
time I return, I'll allow you to live.
**[08:08] Ace**
Don't worry.
**[08:10] Ace**
I'm sure it'll look good on you.
**[08:26] Karma**
Give it up, man.
**[08:29] Karma**
You don't stand a chance against Ace.
**[08:31] Karma**
The only way to survive is to wear this.
**[08:35] Karma**
Leaving this room is impossible.
**[08:37] Karma**
Ace is the only one with
the key to open the door.
**[08:41] Karma**
Even we can't get enter or leave
this cell without Ace's permission.
**[08:50] Karma**
I remember you told Ace...
**[08:55] Karma**
that you'd kill him.
**[08:57] Karma**
Honestly, I was blown away.
**[09:00] Karma**
I wish I could say something like that.
**[09:02] Karma**
But I can't.
**[09:04] Karma**
If I went against him,
he'd turn my lifespan into gems.
**[09:07] Karma**
You know, it was my dream
**[09:10] Karma**
to become the boss
of the Port Mafia someday.
**[09:14] Karma**
I wanted to become the boss
and try my hand at running this city.
**[09:18] Karma**
But now, I'm one of Ace's collared slaves.
**[09:22] Karma**
I was sold to a human trafficker
before I can even remember,
**[09:25] Karma**
and I drifted all the way here.
**[09:29] Karma**
I dreamed of a ridiculous miracle,
**[09:33] Karma**
where someone would come to
free me from this collar.
**[09:37] Karma**
I finally realized that no one
would save a villain like me.
**[09:45] Karma**
What are you doing?
**[09:46] Fyodor**
I cut my finger on a glass shard earlier.
**[09:51] Karma**
You weren't listening to me, were you?
**[09:55] Karma**
Aren't you scared?
**[09:58] Fyodor**
No.
**[09:59] Fyodor**
This room might as well be my own bedroom.
**[10:03] Fyodor**
My ability allows me to
control consciousness and space.
**[10:14] Fyodor**
Well?
**[10:16] Ace**
A game?
**[10:17] Fyodor**
You want to hire me.
**[10:20] Fyodor**
But if you can't, you'll need me to tell you
about who I work with, my finances,
**[10:24] Fyodor**
and what I plan to do next.
**[10:28] Fyodor**
Therefore, you can't kill me right away.
**[10:32] Ace**
*He's right.*
**[10:34] Ace**
* If I kill him before I can get*
* information out of him,*
**[10:36] Ace**
*I can't stamp out the other rats.*
**[10:38] Ace**
* Worse, it'll be difficult to*
* prove he was the real one.*
**[10:43] Fyodor**
So, how about we play a game with this?
**[10:51] Fyodor**
If you win, I'll wear this collar.
**[10:54] Fyodor**
If I win, I'll take my own freedom.
**[10:58] Ace**
Very well.
**[10:59] Ace**
But I'll be determining
the conditions myself.
**[11:03] Fyodor**
Go ahead.
**[11:05] Ace**
We each take one card
at a time from the deck,
**[11:07] Ace**
and guess whether the card is higher
or lower than the previous.
**[11:10] Ace**
It's a simple game.
**[11:12] Ace**
If you're correct, you draw another.
**[11:14] Ace**
If you're wrong, it's the opponent's turn.
**[11:16] Ace**
At the end, the winner will be the one
who guessed correctly more often.
**[11:21] Ace**
You can have the first turn.
**[11:25] Ace**
Is the next card higher or lower than nine?
**[11:29] Fyodor**
The deck contains cards
from one to thirteen.
**[11:31] Fyodor**
Chances are slightly higher that the
next card will be lower than nine.
**[11:36] Fyodor**
Low.
**[11:39] Ace**
Correct.
**[11:41] Ace**
Now, is the next card higher
or lower than four?
**[11:46] Fyodor**
Lower.
**[11:49] Ace**
Not bad.
**[11:52] Ace**
*But that won't last long.*
**[11:54] Ace**
*As a gambler, I'm adept at card counting:*
**[11:57] Ace**
* the ability to determine the*
* number of remaining cards.*
**[12:00] Ace**
* I have an overwhelming advantage*
* in the second half.*
**[12:04] Fyodor**
Next.
**[12:05] Fyodor**
Lower.
**[12:10] Fyodor**
Higher.
**[12:12] Fyodor**
Higher.
**[12:14] Fyodor**
Lower.
**[12:17] Fyodor**
Higher.
**[12:18] Fyodor**
Higher.
**[12:19] Fyodor**
Lower.
**[12:21] Fyodor**
Higher.
**[12:22] Fyodor**
Lower.
**[12:23] Fyodor**
Higher.
**[12:24] Fyodor**
Lower.
**[12:25] Fyodor**
Lower.
**[12:26] Fyodor**
Higher.
**[12:27] Fyodor**
Higher.
**[12:28] Fyodor**
Lower.
**[12:29] Fyodor**
Higher.
**[12:30] Fyodor**
Higher.
**[12:31] Fyodor**
Higher.
**[12:32] Fyodor**
Lower.
**[12:37] Fyodor**
Oh?
**[12:39] Fyodor**
Is that it?
**[12:41] Fyodor**
That was a fun game, was it not?
**[12:48] Ace**
Call my unit!
**[12:49] Ace**
We're done messing around.
**[12:51] Ace**
Cut this swindler's limbs off!
**[12:54] Ace**
What's wrong?
**[12:56] Ace**
Answer me!
**[12:57] Fyodor**
It's no use.
**[13:05] Ace**
What?
**[13:07] Fyodor**
The door won't open, either.
**[13:09] Fyodor**
It took a little time, but my friends
have taken control of the outside.
**[13:15] Fyodor**
The underground is for rats, after all.
**[13:20] Ace**
Was the provocation and the gambling
all an effort to buy time?
**[13:23] Fyodor**
What will you do?
**[13:25] Fyodor**
If you hand over the key to the vault,
I'll guarantee your safety.
**[13:33] Ace**
You're lying.
**[13:36] Ace**
Not even the boss knows
about this secret hideout.
**[13:38] Ace**
We aren't underground.
**[13:43] Ace**
We're inside a ship at sea,
**[13:47] Ace**
and the ship is equipped to prepare
for a battle against gifted.
**[13:51] Ace**
There was never going to be a way
to subjugate you peacefully.
**[13:54] Ace**
Besides, you said it yourself:
**[13:57] Ace**
your ability allows you to control
consciousness and space.
**[14:02] (Flashback) Fyodor**
My ability allows me to
control consciousness and space.
**[14:08] Ace**
I've been listening in on your conversation,
**[14:11] Ace**
and now I'm certain.
**[14:14] Ace**
Your ability is to trap your
victim's mind inside your own head.
**[14:20] Ace**
Which means this isn't reality,
but somewhere inside your head.
**[14:25] Ace**
That's right. An ability space.
**[14:28] Ace**
That's why you can manipulate
the cards' numbers as you wish.
**[14:32] Fyodor**
What makes you think that?
**[14:34] Ace**
The broken communicator, the locked door,
**[14:39] Ace**
and that clock.
**[14:43] Ace**
Don't underestimate how observant I am.
**[14:45] Ace**
It hasn't moved since I entered this room.
**[14:49] Ace**
I see right through your tricks,
you dirty rat!
**[14:53] Fyodor**
I should have expected no less of one
of the Port Mafia's five executives.
**[14:56] Fyodor**
I'm impressed.
**[14:59] Fyodor**
So?
**[15:02] Fyodor**
So what if you've figured it out?
**[15:05] Fyodor**
The fact that we're conscious
in my ability space
**[15:08] Fyodor**
means that our bodies in
reality are unconscious.
**[15:12] Fyodor**
Until we starve to death, even.
**[15:14] Fyodor**
I'm well-trained, but what about you?
**[15:18] Fyodor**
You're the one with the
real key to this room,
**[15:21] Fyodor**
so your subordinates can't come to your aid.
**[15:24] Ace**
*That's true.*
**[15:26] Ace**
* But it's also certain that we're in an*
* ability space and not in reality.*
**[15:33] Ace**
*In which case...*
**[15:35] Ace**
I want to ask you something.
**[15:37] Ace**
When you were abducted and brought here,
**[15:40] Ace**
why didn't you use that ability?
**[15:44] Ace**
The man who abducted you is one of the top
professional kidnappers in the nation.
**[15:49] Ace**
He carries out his work perfectly prepared
and with intimate knowledge of his target.
**[15:53] Ace**
He researched how to escape
your ability space.
**[15:59] Ace**
That's why you didn't use
your ability.
**[16:02] Ace**
No, you *couldn't* use it.
**[16:05] Ace**
I was born a king.
**[16:08] Ace**
He who controls information becomes king.
**[16:12] Ace**
Foolishly, you passed on an
opportunity to serve the king.
**[16:17] Ace**
This is how to return to reality.
**[16:22] Ace**
I'll watch as your body
dies in the real world.
**[16:26] Ace**
Good day.
**[16:33] Karma**
*I'm sure Ace will kill that man.*
**[16:37] Karma**
*Those two are opposing evils.*
**[16:41] Karma**
*One thing that's certain*
**[16:43] Karma**
* is that he won't be leaving*
* that cell for all eternity.*
**[16:57] Karma**
You...
**[16:57] Karma**
How did you get out?
**[16:59] Karma**
Where's Ace?
**[17:01] Fyodor**
Is this the vault Ace kept his gems in
to avoid a market crash?
**[17:11] Karma**
How did you get those keys?
**[17:13] Fyodor**
It was simple.
**[17:16] Fyodor**
My ability isn't one that allows me
to control consciousness or space.
**[17:27] Karma**
Hey, what do you mean by that?
**[17:30] Fyodor**
I lied.
**[17:32] Fyodor**
I expected the surveillance.
**[17:35] Karma**
Where's Ace?
**[17:37] Fyodor**
People are quick to believe they
are thinking of their own will.
**[17:43] Fyodor**
Whether it's the surveillance or the clock,
**[17:45] Fyodor**
we believe that everything
we discover is valuable.
**[17:48] Fyodor**
We're loath to believe that our
thoughts are being controlled.
**[17:52] Fyodor**
The method of escape he heard
from the kidnapper was one
**[17:56] Fyodor**
that erases a person's consciousness
from an ability space.
**[17:59] Fyodor**
But I gave that information to
the kidnapper deliberately.
**[18:41] Fyodor**
Just before he returned to this cell,
**[18:45] Fyodor**
I destroyed the clock and
communicator with wine.
**[18:48] Fyodor**
I stuffed bits of cork into the lock and
pretended that we were in an ability space.
**[18:55] Karma**
* He killed one of the Port Mafia*
* executives with such ease.*
**[19:00] Fyodor**
I enjoyed the card game we played together.
**[19:04] Fyodor**
He was mistaken from the beginning.
**[19:07] Fyodor**
In fact, I didn't win the game using my ability.
**[19:11] Fyodor**
I simply memorized all of the faint
scratches on the surface of each of the cards.
**[19:16] Karma**
*He memorized all of the scratches?*
**[19:19] Karma**
* What kind of superhuman intelligence*
* does it take to do such a thing?*
**[19:23] Fyodor**
The rest is as you see it.
**[19:25] Fyodor**
He thought it through himself,
and ended his own life.
**[19:31] Fyodor**
Crime is thought.
**[19:33] Fyodor**
Crime is respiration.
**[19:35] Fyodor**
He was freed from all of it.
**[19:39] Karma**
*Freed?*
**[19:40] Karma**
*What is he talking about?*
**[19:43] Karma**
* He just killed a man, and yet he acts like*
* he's looking at a stain on the wall.*
**[19:50] Karma**
So it was part of your plan to be abducted?
**[19:55] Karma**
Is it the gems you're after?
**[19:58] Fyodor**
Gems?
**[20:00] Fyodor**
I have no interest in such pebbles.
**[20:06] Fyodor**
I'm interested in the list
he secretly compiled,
**[20:10] Fyodor**
of the Port Mafia members' abilities.
**[20:15] Fyodor**
It even details the boss' top-secret ability.
**[20:20] Fyodor**
With this, I'll bring the mercy of
death upon the evil of this world.
**[20:27] Karma**
*I see.*
**[20:29] Karma**
*Ace never stood a chance.*
**[20:33] Karma**
*Ace was evil for sure,*
**[20:36] Karma**
*but this man isn't even evil.*
**[20:39] Karma**
*He comes from the beyond.*
**[20:41] Karma**
*He's a* thing *that exceeds human limits.*
**[20:45] Fyodor**
If the Port Mafia were to learn that
their abilities have gotten out,
**[20:49] Fyodor**
this list would lose half its value.
**[20:52] Fyodor**
Thus, I can't allow the events
here to be known to the outside.
**[20:56] Fyodor**
Therefore, I will grant
you the great silence.
**[21:04] (Flashback) Karma**
But I finally realized that no one
would save a villain like me.
**[21:12] Karma**
*That's when I understood who can save evil.*
**[21:23] Fyodor**
This is my true ability.
**[21:29] Karma**
*He's a thing darker and more hideous than evil.*
**[21:33] Karma**
*He's going to destroy the Port Mafia.*
**[21:40] Karma**
* If that's how my life has*
* to come to an end...*
**[21:45] Karma**
*It was an awful life,*
**[21:48] Karma**
*but hey, this isn't too bad.*
**[21:54] Fyodor**
May you be freed from the shackles of
your crimes, and your soul salvaged.
**[22:00] Fyodor**
Next, the Port Mafia...
**[22:02] Fyodor**
and the Armed Detective Agency.
**[22:07] ---**
***SIGN*** Next: Episode 30
# 30 - Slap the Stick & Addict
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***SIGN*** That café—
**[00:03] Atsushi**
* That café is on the first floor of the*
* building where our detective agency is.*
***SIGN*** Uzumaki
**[00:09] Atsushi**
* Agency members often spend*
* their breaks there.*
**[00:20] Atsushi**
We have a new job, everyone!
**[00:22] Atsushi**
Is anyone interested?
**[00:24] Dazai**
Pass.
**[00:27] Tanizaki**
I guess this is our reaction.
**[00:29] Ranpo**
Yeah, our reaction.
**[00:31] Yosano**
Definitely our reaction.
**[00:33] Atsushi**
Your reaction?
**[00:35] Dazai**
We're burned-out.
**[00:39] Dazai**
The Guild battles were the
biggest since we were founded.
**[00:47] Dazai**
I'm so glad we managed to keep the
Moby Dick from crashing into Yokohama.
**[00:58] Dazai**
Not to mention...
***SIGN*** Giant Flying Object Over Yokohama
***SIGN*** Crashes Into Port!
**[01:00] Dazai**
Thanks to that, you're famous.
**[01:03] Atsushi**
That wasn't my intention.
**[01:06] Dazai**
It's fine.
**[01:08] Dazai**
Recognition only brings more trouble.
**[01:17] Atsushi**
Huh?
**[01:18] Atsushi**
Where's Kunikida-san?
**[01:20] Dazai**
Kunikida-kun's upstairs.
**[01:23] Dazai**
He's more gung-ho than ever.
**[01:26] Dazai**
More coffee, please.
**[01:28] Waitress**
Coming.
**[01:29] Ranpo**
Curry for me.
**[01:30] Ranpo**
Sweet.
**[01:31] Waitress**
All right.
**[01:32] Yosano**
Something that'll pick me up.
**[01:34] Waitress**
Are you hung over?
**[01:36] Atsushi**
Sorry for causing you so
much trouble all the time.
**[01:38] Waitress**
Not at all.
**[01:39] Waitress**
The only trouble, really,
is Dazai-san's tab.
**[01:44] Waitress**
At least buy life insurance
before you die, please.
**[01:48] Dazai**
Your will to live...
**[01:50] Dazai**
You're an amazing lady.
**[01:55] Atsushi**
Also, we had a report from
the military police.
**[01:58] Atsushi**
Foreign organizations are coming in,
**[02:00] Atsushi**
hoping to take what the Guild
left behind when it collapsed.
**[02:04] Ranpo**
I doubt they're that interesting.
**[02:07] Atsushi**
Still, I saw a Guild straggler
in this area yesterday, too.
**[02:21] Atsushi**
She got away,
**[02:23] Atsushi**
but she was holding a
metal box of some kind.
**[02:28] Atsushi**
I hope she isn't teaming
up with the criminal organizations
**[02:32] Atsushi**
to take revenge on us by
bombing this building or something.
**[02:34] Waitress**
Is this café in danger, too, then?
**[02:39] Owner**
Danger is like the bitterness of coffee.
**[02:43] Owner**
For those ready for it, it is savory.
**[02:47] Tanizaki**
That's the café owner for you.
**[02:49] Tanizaki**
You can believe he's been doing
coffee for thirty years.
**[02:51] Ranpo**
The smell of coffee doesn't come
off his hands, even with soap.
**[02:56] Owner**
That's all I've got going for me.
**[02:59] Tanizaki**
Badass!
**[03:00] Yosano**
The awkward elite type!
**[03:03] Yosano**
Coffee man!
**[04:36] Dazai**
We're here every day.
**[04:38] Dazai**
It's the café's fault for being
so close and so comfortable.
**[04:47] Atsushi**
What happened here?
**[04:50] Atsushi**
Manager!
**[04:57] Yosano**
What happened here?
**[05:01] Atsushi**
Dazai-san...
**[05:02] Atsushi**
His fingers...
**[05:04] Owner**
It's not too bad.
**[05:08] Owner**
I'm glad you're all safe.
**[05:26] Thumbnail**
We have no need for plans.
**[05:29] Thumbnail**
Wreak havoc and instill fear,
**[05:32] Thumbnail**
and the tiny Detective Agency
will chirp like a baby bird
**[05:37] Thumbnail**
and tell us where the Guild's property is.
**[05:40] Guy A**
That's their only fear.
**[05:43] Thumbnail**
Yeah.
**[05:44] Thumbnail**
We collected a good piece today.
**[05:47] Thumbnail**
It smells of coffee.
**[05:50] Guy B**
The Armed Detective Agency is on the move.
**[05:52] Thumbnail**
Are they looking for us?
**[05:55] Thumbnail**
They shouldn't bother.
**[05:57] Thumbnail**
In our organization, Zapallic,
**[06:00] Thumbnail**
the heavier your guilt,
the higher your rank.
**[06:04] Thumbnail**
We move our hideouts every four days.
**[06:06] Thumbnail**
Not even the international
police can chase us down.
**[06:08] Thumbnail**
Even if they found us here,
**[06:11] Thumbnail**
we have heavily-armed violent
criminals and security cameras.
**[06:14] Thumbnail**
One phone call, and the local criminal
organizations will be here right away.
**[06:20] Thumbnail**
Also, that door.
**[06:22] Thumbnail**
It's the heavy kind that's used in banks.
**[06:25] Thumbnail**
A bomb wouldn't so much as tickle it.
**[06:27] Thumbnail**
I hope you enjoy your—
**[06:33] Thumbnail**
Impossible!
**[06:35] Thumbnail**
There's no way you could
have found our hideout!
**[06:38] Dazai**
Rampo-san figured it out in five seconds.
**[06:40] Thumbnail**
Th-The security cameras?
**[06:49] Thumbnail**
The armed guards?
**[06:55] Dazai**
We have to thank you.
**[06:58] Dazai**
You've made work interesting again.
**[07:01] Thumbnail**
Not yet!
**[07:02] Thumbnail**
One phone call will bring all the
local criminal organizations here!
**[07:10] Phone**
*Are you out of your mind?*
**[07:11] Phone**
*You don't know anything about Yokohama!*
**[07:14] Phone**
* Anger the Detective Agency,*
* and you'll never survive!*
**[07:18] Phone**
*We're out!*
**[07:27] Yosano**
I heard you like ripping people's nails off.
**[07:31] Yosano**
You have exquisite taste.
**[07:34] Yosano**
I finally get to have some fun.
***SIGN*** Gyaaa!
**[07:51] Dazai**
This is so relaxing.
**[07:54] Tanizaki**
I wonder what Guild property
it was that they were after.
**[07:57] Dazai**
There's no such thing.
**[08:00] Dazai**
Even if there were, someone else
would already have taken it.
**[08:05] Dazai**
Those guys back there must have been
fooled by the false leads they put out.
**[08:18] Atsushi**
Oh, yeah, the Guild straggler...
**[08:22] Owner**
Welcome back.
**[08:27] Owner**
I'd like to introduce our
new staff member, Lucy.
**[08:40] Atsushi**
Why are you here?
**[08:43] Lucy**
Because I feel like it!
**[08:50] Atsushi**
A hacker?
**[08:51] Kunikida**
We're about to meet with a
talented information broker.
**[08:54] Atsushi**
An extremely talented hacker...
**[08:56] Kunikida**
He's a former Detective Agency member.
**[08:59] Atsushi**
Do you know him?
**[09:00] Kunikida**
A frenemy of sorts.
**[09:03] Kunikida**
I'm going to have him take
a look at this today.
**[09:07] Atsushi**
The Moby Dick control console?
**[09:10] Kunikida**
This is the issue.
**[09:13] Kunikida**
This remote hijacking chip inside.
**[09:16] Kunikida**
This is what tried to take control
**[09:19] Kunikida**
of the Moby Dick during the chaos
and plunge it into Yokohama.
**[09:53] (Flashback) Atsushi**
No!
**[09:54] (Flashback) Atsushi**
I haven't even done anything!
**[09:56] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Hand it over!
**[10:02] Kunikida**
Whoever set this up took
advantage of the Guild
**[10:06] Kunikida**
and plotted to destroy Yokohama.
**[10:09] Kunikida**
This chip is our only lead.
**[10:11] Kunikida**
We have to drag the mastermind out of the
shadows before they make their next move.
**[10:18] Kunikida**
Katai! It's me! I'm coming in!
**[10:21] Kunikida**
Why is there so much garbage?
**[10:23] Kunikida**
There's not even
enough space to walk!
**[10:25] Kunikida**
Get out of your never-made bed
for once and clean up your room!
**[10:29] Kunikida**
You damn recluse!
**[10:32] Katai**
I'm done for.
**[10:35] Kunikida**
Not again.
**[10:37] Kunikida**
What is it this time?
**[10:39] Katai**
Outside my bed lies hell.
**[10:42] Katai**
All that is beautiful is above the sky.
**[10:45] Katai**
All that is enjoyable is beneath the sea.
**[10:48] Atsushi**
Kunikida-san, is that him?
**[10:51] Kunikida**
Yeah.
**[10:52] Kunikida**
Katai's ability allows him to control machines
in his sight without touching them.
**[10:58] Kunikida**
He can process information several dozen
times faster than a normal human.
**[10:58] [SONG] Text**
Former Armed Detective
Agency Member:
Tayama Katai
***SIGN*** Special Ability:
Futon
**[11:01] Atsushi**
Several dozen times?
**[11:02] Atsushi**
He controls all this?
**[11:07] Kunikida**
It's enough for him to take
on military cyberwarfare.
**[11:10] Kunikida**
Although, apparently he can't concentrate
unless he's where he feels most at home.
**[11:15] Kunikida**
The only place he can use his
ability is from inside that futon.
**[11:20] Katai**
That, too, was long ago.
**[11:22] Katai**
Now, my mind is shaken,
and I can no longer use my ability.
**[11:25] Katai**
I'm no more than the largest piece
of compostable trash in this room.
**[11:30] Kunikida**
You can't use your ability?!
**[11:32] Kunikida**
Why not?
**[11:33] Katai**
W-Well...
***SIGN*** Don't make noise in the hall
**[11:38] Kunikida**
You're in love?!
**[11:41] Katai**
Three days ago, I met
someone who blew me away.
**[11:47] Katai**
Her black, elegant hair...
**[11:50] Katai**
Her standing figure, as graceful as a lily...
**[11:52] Katai**
Her aura, as delicate as a dream or illusion...
**[11:56] Katai**
She stole my heart, even from
five hundred meters away.
**[12:01] Kunikida**
Five hundred meters?
**[12:03] Kunikida**
That's pretty far.
**[12:04] Atsushi**
You've never really met her, then.
**[12:06] Katai**
I was stunned by the sight of her.
**[12:09] Katai**
I could only muster the strength
to take a picture of her.
**[12:16] Atsushi**
You're right, she's pretty.
**[12:18] Katai**
Alas!
**[12:19] Katai**
It is a love never to be!
**[12:22] Katai**
Me, talk to women?
**[12:24] Katai**
I'm better at bantering with moles.
**[12:28] Katai**
Yoshiko is my only love!
**[12:31] Atsushi**
Yoshiko?
**[12:32] Kunikida**
That's the name of this futon.
**[12:33] Atsushi**
Why does his futon have a name?
**[12:39] Kunikida**
The investigation isn't going
to get anywhere at this rate.
**[12:45] Katai**
I see.
**[12:50] Katai**
I understand, then.
**[12:52] Katai**
How about this...
**[12:56] Katai**
I ask...
**[13:00] Katai**
the Detective Agency to find the
black-haired elegant beauty.
**[13:16] Higuchi**
Akutagawa-senpai!
**[13:18] Higuchi**
On his way home from work!
**[13:20] Higuchi**
Stay calm.
**[13:22] Higuchi**
Hold it together, Higuchi.
**[13:29] Higuchi**
Good work today, Senpai.
**[13:31] Higuchi**
Shall I take you home?
**[13:35] Higuchi**
That's it!
**[13:37] Higuchi**
It's so casual!
**[13:39] Higuchi**
He might be like...
**[13:41] Akutagawa**
Want some tea?
**[13:42] Higuchi**
And let me come in!
**[13:50] Akutagawa**
Long time no see.
**[13:52] Akutagawa**
Let's go home.
**[14:13] Higuchi**
That woman...
**[14:16] Higuchi**
Who is she?
**[14:27] Higuchi**
Akutagawa-senpai met up with a woman,
and they went home together.
**[14:33] Higuchi**
No, there must be a reason for this.
**[14:37] Higuchi**
Yeah.
**[14:38] Higuchi**
This is a conspiracy.
**[14:40] Higuchi**
An enemy assassin?
**[14:41] Higuchi**
A secret agent?
**[14:43] Higuchi**
Either way, I need to expose her and
stop the conspiracy against my superior.
**[14:49] Higuchi**
Yeah.
**[14:50] Higuchi**
This isn't a matter of personal interest.
**[14:52] Higuchi**
It's a mission.
**[14:54] Higuchi**
I saw them around here yesterday.
**[14:59] Higuchi**
The Armed Detective Agency!
**[15:01] Higuchi**
Why are they here?
**[15:03] Higuchi**
That photo the weretiger is holding!
**[15:06] Higuchi**
It's that woman!
**[15:07] Higuchi**
She's connected to the
Armed Detective Agency.
**[15:10] Higuchi**
But this is no time to confront them.
**[15:15] (Flashback) Ougai**
I forbid any animosity against the Armed
Detective Agency for the foreseeable future.
**[15:21] (Flashback) Higuchi**
But the Guild has already been dissolved.
**[15:24] (Flashback) Higuchi**
It would seem impossible to avoid further
friction with the Detective Agency.
**[15:28] (Flashback) Ougai**
Believe it or not, as the boss, I have my plans.
**[15:31] (Flashback) Ougai**
Trust me.
**[15:33] (Flashback) Higuchi**
Understood.
**[15:35] (Flashback) Ougai**
The same instruction applies
strictly to all members.
**[15:38] (Flashback) Ougai**
Gin-kun, hand this to all our units.
**[15:48] Higuchi**
Why did the boss say such a thing?
**[15:52] Higuchi**
I don't want that puny Detective
Agency looking down on us!
**[15:55] Kunikida**
Did you need something from us?
**[15:58] Kunikida**
What does the Port Mafia want?
**[16:00] Kunikida**
Our president has instructed us
to avoid conflict with you.
**[16:04] Kunikida**
But, depending on the
circumstances, I'm game.
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[16:08] Higuchi**
* Two against one,*
* and they're experienced in battle.*
**[16:11] Higuchi**
*The situation couldn't be worse.*
**[16:13] Higuchi**
*But I do this for my senpai.*
**[16:17] Higuchi**
* No matter what it takes, I'm going to*
* get the information out of them!*
**[16:25] Higuchi**
Please, tell me about the woman
in the photo you're holding!
**[16:31] Atsushi**
What?!
**[16:35] Atsushi**
I don't know what to tell you.
**[16:38] Atsushi**
We don't know anything about her, either.
**[16:43] Atsushi**
We're trying to find her
to deliver a love letter.
**[16:45] Higuchi**
A love letter?
**[16:47] Higuchi**
*The weretiger's surprisingly bold.*
**[16:51] Higuchi**
*Hold on...*
***SIGN*** The weretiger
hands her the
love letter
***SIGN*** Akutagawa-senpai
breaks up with
the woman
***SIGN*** And, somehow or
another.... profit <3
**[17:00] Higuchi**
Nice!
**[17:02] Higuchi**
I'm rooting for you.
**[17:04] Higuchi**
Women like to be approached forcefully,
**[17:07] Higuchi**
but I think you should tidy up your bangs.
**[17:09] Higuchi**
Have your clothes tailored, too.
**[17:11] Katai**
He's not the one delivering the love letter!
**[17:17] Katai**
I must see the outcome
of my passion to the end.
**[17:21] Kunikida**
Katai.
**[17:22] Atsushi**
Why did he bring his futon?
**[17:24] Higuchi**
So its your letter?
**[17:27] Higuchi**
You seem, like, even more
hopeless than the weretiger.
**[17:31] Katai**
Silence!
**[17:34] Katai**
My love is deeper than any other.
**[17:37] Katai**
Besides, you are Port Mafia, are you not?
**[17:41] Katai**
I, Katai, may have left the
Armed Detective Agency,
**[17:44] Katai**
but I have no interest in making
friends with criminals!
**[17:49] Higuchi**
Weretiger, why is he yelling
in that direction?
**[17:54] Atsushi**
*He really is bad at talking to women.*
**[18:00] Atsushi**
There she is.
**[18:01] Katai**
What?!
***SIGN*** Motomachi Cleaning
**[18:07] Katai**
The elegant beauty!
**[18:10] Higuchi**
She came out of the dry cleaner's.
**[18:12] Higuchi**
Those are Akutagawa-senpai's clothes!
**[18:15] Higuchi**
This is all kinds of unacceptable!
**[18:17] Higuchi**
The love letter tactic is too unreliable.
**[18:19] Higuchi**
I'll punish her myself!
**[18:24] Higuchi**
You aren't getting away from me!
**[18:32] Katai**
Hold it, Port Mafia!
***SIGN*** Chinatown
**[18:54] Higuchi**
Why did the signal change like that?
**[19:02] Higuchi**
*The agility in her movements...*
**[19:04] Higuchi**
*I knew it! She's an enemy agent!*
**[19:06] Higuchi**
All right.
**[19:07] Katai**
The elegant beauty...
**[19:08] Katai**
Is under my protection!
**[19:08] Higuchi**
Is mine!
**[19:15] Higuchi**
Perfect. That's alley's dead-end.
**[19:26] Higuchi**
Prepare yourself!
**[19:34] Gin**
Why are you here...?
**[19:39] Higuchi**
That hairstyle and mask...
**[19:49] Higuchi**
Gin?
**[19:55] Higuchi**
Th-Then...
**[19:57] Higuchi**
You're Akutagawa-senpai's...
**[20:00] Higuchi**
Sister?!
**[20:05] Atsushi**
Akutagawa's little sister...
**[20:13] Atsushi**
Are you all right?
**[20:15] Kunikida**
What now, Katai?
**[20:17] Kunikida**
You hate the Port Mafia, don't you?
**[20:34] Katai**
The moment I first saw you,
I learned what "beauty" means.
**[20:57] Atsushi**
I hope Katai-san's all right.
**[21:00] Kunikida**
Yeah.
**[21:01] Kunikida**
That's what the love letter was for.
**[21:03] Atsushi**
Huh?
**[21:06] Kunikida**
Katai would never have had the courage
to express his feelings to a crush.
**[21:12] Kunikida**
But if he didn't get over his crush,
he could never resume the investigation,
**[21:15] Kunikida**
which would be bad for me.
**[21:18] Kunikida**
So he volunteered himself to certain defeat.
**[21:22] Kunikida**
He'll start work once he's done crying.
**[21:26] Atsushi**
You know Katai-san really well, huh?
**[21:31] Kunikida**
It'd be a little easier if he'd
return to the Detective Agency.
**[23:26] Higuchi**
Gin, as your superior, I order you...
**[23:30] Higuchi**
Try calling me onee-san.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** Episode 31
***SIGN*** Part 1
***SIGN*** Herurisu!
***SIGN*** Part 2
***SIGN*** Portrait of a Father
# 31 - Herurisu / Portrait of a Father
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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**[00:01] Kyouka**
I may have needed more soy sauce.
**[00:01] Kyouka**
I may have needed more soy sauce.
**[00:15] Kyouka**
I don't like abilities that act on their own.
**[00:18] Atsushi**
It's okay.
**[00:19] Atsushi**
Demon Snow saved us once before, after all.
**[00:24] Atsushi**
*That said, she killed Kyouka-chan's parents.*
**[00:28] Kyouka**
If Demon Snow were human, I could sever
her third cervical nerve to stop her from reaching.
**[00:36] Atsushi**
*Kyouka-chan's knowledge scares me.*
**[02:12] Atsushi**
This is the wanted list the military
police sends us every month.
**[02:16] Atsushi**
And these are our regular bodyguard clients.
**[02:20] Kyouka**
It's fine. I memorized all of them.
**[02:22] Atsushi**
Really?
**[02:23] Atsushi**
It took me a month.
**[02:25] Lucy**
Welcome.
**[02:29] Lucy**
*I-I forgot...*
**[02:31] Lucy**
**She *works at this shop.*
**[02:36] Atsushi**
What's good on the menu today?
**[02:38] Lucy**
Dark-roasted muddy water!
**[02:40] Atsushi**
*She's Lucy, an ex-Guild member.*
**[02:43] Atsushi**
* She works here as a live-in*
* waitress now, for some reason.*
**[02:46] Lucy**
You.
**[02:47] Atsushi**
Yes?
**[02:48] Lucy**
Do you have any idea why I'm here?
**[02:51] Lucy**
To take revenge.
**[02:52] Lucy**
On you.
**[02:54] Lucy**
You'd better remember why.
**[02:57] Atsushi**
But you saved me on the Moby Dick before.
**[03:00] Kyouka**
Hot milk.
**[03:02] Kyouka**
With sugar.
***SIGN*** Episode 31 Part 1
***SIGN*** Herurisu!
**[03:11] Lucy**
If you don't remember why
I'm taking revenge on you,
**[03:14] Lucy**
I'll seriously strangle you to death.
**[03:21] Kyouka**
Don't worry.
**[03:23] Kyouka**
If she does something,
I'll cut her down first.
**[03:29] Atsushi**
*Did I do something wrong?*
**[03:35] Atsushi**
*I thought we understood each other.*
**[03:42] Lucy**
Speaking of which, I'd forgotten...
**[03:45] Lucy**
Some weirdo came and left this
request for the Detective Agency.
**[03:50] Lucy**
It's not for you.
**[03:52] Lucy**
It's for the little shrimp there.
**[03:55] Kyouka**
Me?
**[04:01] Atsushi**
The request is...
**[04:03] Atsushi**
to deliver a briefcase containing a large
sum of money to a specified company.
***SIGN*** Danger
No Swimming
**[04:07] Atsushi**
Apparently, the briefcase is
on board one of these boats.
**[04:14] Atsushi**
But which one?
**[04:16] Atsushi**
Did they omit something by mistake?
**[04:18] Atsushi**
It doesn't say anything about which boat.
**[04:21] Kyouka**
We'll have to split up and search.
***SIGN*** Danger
***SIGN*** No Swimming
**[04:24] Atsushi**
You're right.
**[04:34] Man**
Fool!
**[04:37] Man**
You're trespassing, you little brat!
**[04:40] Atsushi**
I'm sorry!
**[04:45] Atsushi**
This sucks.
**[04:47] Atsushi**
I'm going to get reported if
I keep searching like this.
**[04:50] Lucy**
In a bind, thievish kitty?
**[04:53] Lucy**
Ta-da.
**[04:55] Atsushi**
You pulled the page out?
**[04:57] Lucy**
Of course I did.
**[04:58] Lucy**
How would it be revenge if
I'd given you all of it?
**[05:03] Lucy**
What's with the face?
**[05:05] Lucy**
Don't tell me you still
don't know why I'm angry.
**[05:09] Atsushi**
N-No, of course I do.
**[05:11] Atsushi**
It's because, uhh...
**[05:14] Atsushi**
You don't like my bangs.
**[05:16] Lucy**
Are you mental?!
**[05:18] Lucy**
Listen. Don't you remember what I said when
I helped you escape from the Moby Dick?
**[05:24] (Flashback) Lucy**
Save me from this place someday.
**[05:28] (Flashback) Lucy**
I'll be waiting.
**[05:30] (Flashback) Atsushi**
All right.
**[05:31] Lucy**
Yet look what you've done!
**[05:32] Atsushi**
W-Wait!
**[05:34] Atsushi**
You were taken straight to the
ground from the Moby Dick.
**[05:38] Atsushi**
I couldn't have saved you.
**[05:39] Lucy**
Then couldn't you have at least
said something when we met again?
**[05:46] Lucy**
Want the page?
**[05:48] Lucy**
Swim for it, you thievish cat.
**[06:03] Lucy**
*An old mooring chain...*
***SIGN*** Danger
No Swimming
**[06:17] Lucy**
What's taking him so long?
**[06:22] Lucy**
Wait, you're joking, right?
**[06:35] Lucy**
Are you an idiot or something?
**[06:37] Lucy**
You're the gifted who defeated the Guild.
**[06:39] Lucy**
Could you please not drown
right by the shore like that?
**[06:42] Atsushi**
Where am I?
**[06:43] Lucy**
I transported you out of the
water and into Anne's room.
**[06:47] Lucy**
My ability doesn't work unless
I'm close to my target.
**[06:50] Lucy**
Now *I'm* a wet rat, too!
**[06:53] Atsushi**
Thanks.
**[06:55] Atsushi**
I owe you again.
**[07:00] Atsushi**
Sorry.
**[07:02] Atsushi**
I was planning to save you during
the Moby Dick infiltration.
**[07:08] Atsushi**
But I ended up being
chased down by Akutagawa,
**[07:11] Atsushi**
and there was only so much
time before it crashed.
**[07:14] Atsushi**
I tried my best to find you.
**[07:19] Lucy**
You looked for me?
**[07:21] Atsushi**
I was so relieved when
I realized you weren't there.
**[07:27] Lucy**
Saying it was for revenge
was just an excuse.
**[07:29] Lucy**
The real reason I started that job
**[07:33] Lucy**
was to apologize for not
waiting like I promised.
**[07:38] Lucy**
A-And...
**[07:45] Atsushi**
Oh, no.
**[07:46] Atsushi**
I can't finish work when
my clothes are so wet.
**[07:50] Atsushi**
I know.
**[07:53] Atsushi**
If you can transport just a
person's body from the water,
**[07:56] Atsushi**
could you transport just the
moisture from wet clothes?
**[07:59] Lucy**
Huh?
**[08:00] Atsushi**
What I mean is...
**[08:02] Atsushi**
First, you return the two of us to reality,
**[08:04] Atsushi**
and then re-transport just the two of us
and our clothes, without the moisture.
***SIGN*** Poof
***SIGN*** Poof
**[08:10] Atsushi**
That way, we can switch back
into our dry clothes instantly.
**[08:19] Lucy**
Don't blame me if it doesn't work out.
**[08:43] A**
Another all-nighter, Ango-senpai?
**[08:46] Ango**
What's the situation?
**[08:48] A**
A Special Operations Division document
transport vehicle was attacked.
**[08:51] A**
They stole our reports.
**[08:53] A**
One attacker.
**[08:55] A**
We're told they were dressed
like a postal worker.
**[08:57] Ango**
Attacking a Special Operations Division
armed transport vehicle alone...
**[09:01] Ango**
They must be quite skilled.
**[09:04] Ango**
Which report did they take?
**[09:06] A**
Document Number E-7581A.
**[09:10] Ango**
Why would they take that one?
**[09:12] A**
What's it about?
**[09:15] Ango**
Investigation records that
would reduce her punishment.
**[09:19] Ango**
It's a record of the ability Demon Snow, and her parents whom she killed.
**[09:24] A**
Ability aside, why the parents?
**[09:28] Ango**
The parents were on our side.
**[09:32] Ango**
She has her parents' talent.
**[09:38] Lucy**
That's the boat that was on the page.
**[09:41] Kyouka**
I don't trust you.
**[09:43] Lucy**
I don't want your trust.
**[09:46] Kyouka**
Whose trust do you want, then?
**[09:53] Lucy**
Here.
**[09:58] Atsushi**
It's the briefcase mentioned in the request.
**[10:03] Atsushi**
There's nothing inside.
**[10:05] Lucy**
I didn't steal it!
**[10:08] Kyouka**
There's something in the bottom.
***SIGN*** Investigation Report
***SIGN*** Employment Gift
**[10:18] Atsushi**
"Employment Gift"?
**[10:26] Atsushi**
* The report described the events*
* of the day Kyouka-chan's parents died.*
**[10:33] Atsushi**
Do you know what your parents did for work?
**[10:38] Kyouka**
I don't know.
***SIGN*** Three Years Ago
**[10:56] Mom**
What's the matter?
**[10:58] Dad**
Nothing.
**[10:59] Dad**
I'm just glad I didn't have to work too late.
**[11:02] Dad**
Dinner's delicious, and I get to
be with you and our daughter.
**[11:05] Dad**
This is the greatest...
**[11:10] ---**
moment of my life.
**[11:12] Atsushi**
* Kyouka-chan's father was*
* a former government spy.*
**[11:18] Atsushi**
* Her mother was gifted with*
* Demon Snow, a murderous ability.*
**[11:24] Atsushi**
* She and her husband were involved*
* in countless assassinations.*
**[11:41] (Flashback) Dad**
My body's moving on its own.
**[11:44] Dad**
Kill me!
**[11:52] (Flashback) Mom**
*It's an ability that uses blood
as a medium for mind control.*
**[11:58] (Flashback) Mom**
Demon Snow...
**[12:01] (Flashback) Mom**
Protect my daughter!
**[12:14] (Flashback) Mom**
Go, Kyouka.
**[12:19] (Flashback) Mom**
Your mother will always be by your side.
**[12:34] Atsushi**
* Her parents were struck down by a gifted*
* who had a score to settle with them.*
**[12:39] Atsushi**
* The government, unable to make*
* her parents' existence public,*
**[12:43] Atsushi**
* treated it as a case of her having*
* lost control of her ability.*
**[12:47] Kyouka**
But Demon Snow is *my* ability.
**[12:51] Kyouka**
I've heard that there's a way to
transfer abilities to family members.
**[12:56] Atsushi**
It seems your mother learned how to do that
**[12:59] Atsushi**
from a gifted who controlled black shadows.
**[13:03] Atsushi**
But because it was a sudden attack
and the transfer was partial,
**[13:08] Atsushi**
Demon Snow can only be controlled
using that cell phone.
**[13:14] Kyouka**
A few days before my parents were killed,
**[13:17] Kyouka**
Mother gave me this phone and
told me to never let go of it.
**[13:23] Atsushi**
* That's why she never let go of her cell phone,*
* even after she joined the Port Mafia.*
**[13:29] Kyouka**
What I saw that day...
**[13:36] Kyouka**
Demon Snow didn't kill them.
**[13:41] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan, if there's anything I—
**[13:47] Kyouka**
That hurts. Jeez.
**[13:50] Lucy**
You're so dense.
**[13:52] Lucy**
She resented her ability
for killing her parents,
**[13:53] Lucy**
when in fact it was the
embodiment of her parents' love.
**[13:57] Lucy**
Give her some time to herself.
**[14:00] Kyouka**
Her parents' love...
**[14:02] Kyouka**
But who put that report in the briefcase?
**[14:09] B**
I heard the news.
**[14:12] B**
Apparently you used six month's
worth of operating budget
**[14:15] B**
to obtain information from the
Special Operations Division.
**[14:18] B**
How generous.
**[14:20] Kouyou**
I suppose.
**[14:26] Kouyou**
It's her new employment gift.
**[14:29] Kouyou**
It's money well spent.
***SIGN*** Episode 31 Part 2
***SIGN*** Portait of a Father
**[14:49] Tanizaki**
Atsushi-kun!
**[14:50] Tanizaki**
Over here.
**[14:55] Atsushi**
Sorry, I'm filling in for Rampo-san.
**[14:58] Tanizaki**
Filling in?
**[14:59] Tanizaki**
What about Rampo-san?
**[15:01] Atsushi**
Well...
**[15:04] (Flashback) Ranpo**
Hey, Atsushi.
**[15:06] (Flashback) Ranpo**
Gather 'round!
***SIGN*** Investigation Partnership Request
***SIGN*** Rampo E.
***SIGN*** Investigation of truck collision and unidentified man in Miyagawa, Noge City
**[15:09] (Flashback) Ranpo**
Can you go do this for me?
**[15:12] (Flashback) Atsushi**
But the request is for you.
**[15:15] (Flashback) Ranpo**
I can't.
**[15:17] (Flashback) Ranpo**
My baked snacks are nice
and fresh right now.
**[15:21] Tanizaki**
Oh, well. That can't be helped.
**[15:24] Atsushi**
Yeah.
**[15:26] Tanizaki**
So...
**[15:27] Tanizaki**
The victim is a male in his forties.
**[15:30] Tanizaki**
He was struck by the truck
and died on impact.
**[15:33] Tanizaki**
His face was destroyed,
so we don't know who he is yet.
**[15:36] Tanizaki**
According to the driver,
he jumped out onto the road.
**[15:42] Atsushi**
It's a newspaper article.
**[15:45] Atsushi**
There might be more around here.
**[15:47] Tanizaki**
Super mystery solver!
**[15:49] Atsushi**
Huh?
**[15:52] Tanizaki**
No good.
**[15:53] Tanizaki**
I can't figure anything out.
**[15:56] Atsushi**
Speaking of solving mysteries,
before I left, Rampo-san said...
**[16:00] (Flashback) Ranpo**
This is your case now, but I'll
give you one piece of advice.
**[16:06] (Flashback) Ranpo**
If you get stumped, find a flower shop.
**[16:09] Tanizaki**
A flower shop?
**[16:10] Ranpo**
Yes.
**[16:11] Ranpo**
A flower shop.
**[16:12] A**
Tanizaki-san.
**[16:13] Tanizaki**
Coming.
**[16:18] Atsushi**
A flower shop, huh?
**[16:23] Tanizaki**
Atsushi-kun.
**[16:25] Tanizaki**
They've identified the victim
from his fingerprints.
**[16:28] Tanizaki**
This is him.
**[16:33] Tanizaki**
Atsushi-kun?
**[16:35] Atsushi**
Why?
**[16:36] Atsushi**
Why are you here?
**[16:38] Atsushi**
Why, Headmaster?!
**[16:51] Atsushi**
I can't believe it.
**[16:54] Atsushi**
The headmaster is dead.
**[16:58] Tanizaki**
Are you all right?
**[16:59] Tanizaki**
You can take a break if it's too painful.
**[17:01] Atsushi**
Painful?
**[17:03] Atsushi**
Why?
**[17:04] Atsushi**
I feel absolutely great.
**[17:06] Atsushi**
That headmaster is dead!
**[17:08] Atsushi**
The reason behind the nightmares
that haunt me every night is gone!
**[17:13] Tanizaki**
Aren't you curious to know why
your headmaster was in town?
**[17:18] Atsushi**
I don't even want to know.
**[17:21] Atsushi**
Back then, I lived every
day of my life abandoned.
**[17:27] Atsushi**
Nobody expected anything of me.
**[17:29] Atsushi**
I never even knew who I was.
**[17:35] (Flashback) Headmaster**
Do you hate me?
**[17:43] (Flashback) Headmaster**
Do you know why you've been locked up?
**[17:47] (Flashback) Atsushi**
Because you hate me.
**[17:54] Atsushi**
*No.*
**[17:56] Atsushi**
* It's because I became a*
* tiger and wreaked havoc.*
**[18:00] (Flashback) Headmaster**
Atsushi, resent me.
**[18:03] (Flashback) Headmaster**
One day, you'll leave for the outside world.
**[18:06] (Flashback) Headmaster**
When you do, Atsushi, hate me.
**[18:11] (Flashback) Headmaster**
Never hate yourself.
**[18:19] Tanizaki**
Atsushi-kun, the rest of the
article the victim had was
**[18:23] Tanizaki**
on the other side of the road.
***SIGN*** Find!
***SIGN*** Giant Flying Object Over Yokohama
***SIGN*** Crashes Into Port!
**[18:27] Tanizaki**
It was you the headmaster was looking for.
**[18:31] Tanizaki**
He came to Yokohama after
he saw this article.
**[18:34] Tanizaki**
It's a gossip article and photos
of the battle with the Guild
**[18:37] Tanizaki**
the Special Operations Division
failed to cover up.
**[18:40] Tanizaki**
I got more information out
of the orphanage staff, too.
**[18:43] Tanizaki**
The headmaster learned about
your work from this article.
**[18:48] Tanizaki**
He probably wanted to wish you―
**[18:50] Atsushi**
Lies!
**[18:51] Atsushi**
That's not possible!
**[18:52] Atsushi**
Absolutely not!
**[18:54] Atsushi**
He would never...
**[18:58] Tanizaki**
Atsushi-kun...
**[19:03] Tanizaki**
Are you happy with this, Dazai-san?
**[19:18] Dazai**
Does it hurt to see kids with their parents?
**[19:24] Atsushi**
Dazai-san, do you remember
when you first met me?
**[19:30] Dazai**
Sure.
**[19:31] Dazai**
That was when we were looking for the tiger.
**[19:33] Atsushi**
Why do you think the headmaster
didn't tell anyonee that I was the tiger?
**[19:39] Dazai**
At the very least,
it's certain that maintaining
**[19:42] Dazai**
the secret would have taken serious effort.
**[19:45] Dazai**
Especially to keep you from realizing, too.
**[19:50] Atsushi**
Find a flower shop.
**[19:53] Atsushi**
Rampo-san was right.
**[19:56] Atsushi**
He had an appointment at a flower shop.
**[19:59] Atsushi**
Headmaster was going to buy a bouquet
of flowers before he met me.
**[20:04] Atsushi**
And...
**[20:24] Atsushi**
Still, I can't forgive him.
**[20:28] Atsushi**
I really...
**[20:30] Atsushi**
I really suffered.
**[20:32] Atsushi**
There's nothing he could
do to make me forgive him.
**[20:37] Dazai**
You don't need to forgive him.
**[20:40] Dazai**
No matter what he may have believed,
**[20:43] Dazai**
what he did to you was unforgivable.
Absolute barbarism.
**[20:48] Dazai**
You were truly in hell,
**[20:51] Dazai**
but that hell raised you properly.
**[20:59] (Flashback) Atsushi**
If I could save them...
**[21:00] (Flashback) Atsushi**
the passengers here...
**[21:02] (Flashback) Atsushi**
If I could get them back safe
and sound to their homes...
**[21:06] (Flashback) Atsushi**
Wouldn't that mean...
**[21:13] (Flashback) Atsushi**
Wouldn't that mean it's okay for me to live?
**[21:17] Dazai**
As someone who understands suffering,
**[21:20] Dazai**
you resisted violence and evil
**[21:23] Dazai**
and saved many people who were
in positions of weakness.
**[21:31] Atsushi**
Dazai-san...
**[21:33] Atsushi**
This feeling that's overflowing inside me...
**[21:39] Atsushi**
This feeling...
**[21:41] Atsushi**
What is this?
**[21:43] Dazai**
There's no one who can fully grasp
the deepest feelings of another person.
**[21:49] Dazai**
You can only get the sense that you have.
**[21:55] Dazai**
I can only tell you one general thing:
**[22:02] Dazai**
When someone's father dies, they tend to cry.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Episode 32
***SIGN*** Fitzgerald Rising
# 32 - Fitzgerald Rising
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**[00:02] Louisa**
To my father and mother back at home...
**[00:02] Louisa**
*To my father and mother back at home...*
**[00:08] Louisa**
* Right now, I'm in a slum*
* in a faraway country.*
**[00:14] Louisa**
* It's so dangerous, I can't even*
* look strangers in the eye.*
**[00:17] Louisa**
*The reason I'm here...*
**[00:38] Man A**
Change...
**[00:41] Man A**
Could you spare some change?
**[00:47] Man A**
Just fifty cents.
**[00:49] Man A**
Please.
**[00:52] Louisa**
Will you hear my wish if I do?
**[00:56] Man A**
Yeah.
**[00:58] Louisa**
Then please give me orders
again, Francis-sama.
**[02:36] Louisa**
I had faith that you were safe.
**[02:40] Louisa**
The analysts at headquarters told me...
**[02:43] Louisa**
there was no way you could have
survived plunging into the sea
**[02:48] Louisa**
without your ability.
**[02:51] Louisa**
But I didn't want to give up.
**[02:55] Louisa**
Please come back.
**[02:57] Louisa**
The Guild needs a boss.
**[03:00] Louisa**
And so do I.
**[03:03] Man A**
You're speaking to the man in your memories.
**[03:06] Man A**
The man here is a dead man.
**[03:10] Man A**
The burnt crumbs of a man who
lost all of his fortune and status,
**[03:15] Man A**
and who failed to save his wife.
**[03:17] Man A**
In this nation, they burn the remains
of the deceased, Louisa-kun.
**[03:22] Louisa**
No way...
**[03:23] Louisa**
It's only money you've lost.
**[03:26] Louisa**
Only status. That's all.
**[03:28] Man A**
Those paltry things were
all that gave me value.
**[03:33] Man A**
And this is my foolish end.
**[03:36] Man A**
I suggest you laugh.
***SIGN*** Fitzgerald Rising
***SIGN*** Episode 32
**[03:42] Atsushi**
Yeah, I think it's good.
**[03:45] Atsushi**
It's delicious.
**[03:46] Lucy**
Really?
**[03:47] Kyouka**
It's average.
**[03:49] Kyouka**
The customers won't be satisfied if you
sell this for the same price as the manager's.
**[03:58] Lucy**
You're right, though.
**[04:01] Lucy**
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
**[04:03] Atsushi**
Wasn't there anyone
in the Guild who made coffee?
**[04:07] Lucy**
Come to think of it...
**[04:10] Lucy**
Louisa-chan would often
drink coffee before work.
**[04:14] Atsushi**
She was a strategist for
the Guild, wasn't she?
**[04:18] Lucy**
She's a good girl.
**[04:19] Lucy**
She was the one who scouted me
at the orphanage, too.
**[04:25] Atsushi**
She must have been a good friend.
**[04:28] Lucy**
Wh-What's with that look?!
**[04:30] Lucy**
You aren't fooling me!
**[04:32] Atsushi**
Huh?
**[04:33] Lucy**
B-Besides, she wasn't a friend.
**[04:37] Lucy**
I mean...
**[04:38] Lucy**
Louisa-chan was as shy as a clam.
**[04:41] Lucy**
I never saw her have a normal
conversation with anyone.
**[04:45] Lucy**
Oh, except with the boss, Francis-san.
**[04:49] Lucy**
That man had no interest in
what people were thinking.
**[04:52] Lucy**
Apparently that made it easier for her.
**[04:54] Atsushi**
I see.
**[04:56] Lucy**
Speaking of which,
**[04:58] Lucy**
Louisa-chan has never used
her ability for her own sake before.
**[05:03] Atsushi**
Only when she was ordered to?
**[05:06] Atsushi**
I wonder why.
**[05:07] Lucy**
I wonder.
**[05:10] Lucy**
It might be because she doesn't
care about herself too much.
**[05:17] Louisa**
Your value isn't in your money or your status.
**[05:21] Louisa**
It's in your qualities as a leader.
**[05:23] Louisa**
Devising strategies under your orders
**[05:26] Louisa**
is the only way I become a powerful giant.
**[05:29] Louisa**
So please give me orders,
**[05:31] Louisa**
with your strong words.
**[05:33] Fitzgerald**
I can't.
**[05:37] Louisa**
But you said you'd grant my wish.
**[05:43] Fitzgerald**
I said I'd hear your wish,
**[05:46] Fitzgerald**
not that I'd grant it.
**[05:55] Louisa**
I'll be waiting.
**[05:57] Louisa**
So will your wife, I'm sure.
**[06:03] Fitzgerald**
My wife...
**[06:05] Fitzgerald**
My wife saved me.
**[06:10] Fitzgerald**
My $500,000 wedding ring,
**[06:13] Fitzgerald**
which hadn't been consumed
even when I spent my entire fortune,
**[06:17] Fitzgerald**
was used up for some reason
when I fell from the Moby Dick.
**[06:22] Fitzgerald**
It fortified my body,
and I managed to survive.
**[06:35] Fitzgerald**
You said you wanted orders?
**[06:39] Fitzgerald**
I'll give you one, then.
**[06:42] Fitzgerald**
Never show yourself to me again.
**[06:45] Fitzgerald**
Please don't make me any more miserable.
**[07:00] Man A**
I got shot down by the Detective
Agency and fled to the slums,
**[07:05] Man A**
only to hear that the Guild strategist
was wandering around on her own.
**[07:09] Man A**
I doubted my own ears.
**[07:14] Man A**
Now then, lady, let's talk about
the Guild's properties.
**[07:18] Louisa**
The Guild hasn't left any behind.
**[07:20] Man A**
Oh, yeah?
**[07:22] Man A**
You might not know about it,
but maybe your boss does.
**[07:27] Man A**
You seem to know where the boss is.
**[07:31] Louisa**
I don't know.
**[07:32] Louisa**
Even if I did, I'd never tell you.
**[07:35] Man A**
Are you sure?
**[07:36] Man A**
I take pleasure in tearing people's nails off.
**[07:44] Louisa**
I don't care.
**[07:45] Louisa**
All my goals in life vanished
just a moment ago.
**[07:52] Man A**
Hey, hand me the gun.
**[07:58] Man A**
This kid's useless.
**[07:59] Man A**
She's not going to tell us anything.
**[08:01] Man A**
Let's get rid of her and move on.
**[08:05] Fitzgerald**
Fifty cents.
**[08:12] Louisa**
Francis-sama!
**[08:16] Man A**
Bastard...
**[08:18] Man A**
Get him, boys!
**[08:21] Fitzgerald**
Louisa-kun,
**[08:23] Fitzgerald**
give me the most valuable thing
in your possession right now.
**[08:27] Fitzgerald**
I'm going to need a good sum of
money to deal with these people.
**[08:31] Louisa**
If I do, will you grant my wish this time?
**[08:38] Fitzgerald**
Yeah.
**[08:40] Fitzgerald**
I'll grant your wish.
**[08:43] Louisa**
Then...
**[08:44] Louisa**
I'll give you everything I have.
**[08:51] Man A**
What is this power?
**[08:54] Fitzgerald**
The power of money.
**[09:12] Fitzgerald**
I didn't get much of a boost.
**[09:15] Fitzgerald**
It seems your value is limited.
**[09:18] Louisa**
Of course.
**[09:20] Louisa**
I was going to give it to
you for free, after all.
**[09:26] Fitzgerald**
Now that we have a deal,
it seems I won't be living here anymore.
**[09:31] Louisa**
Okay.
**[09:33] Fitzgerald**
My goal was to obtain the book
that is sealed away in this area
**[09:38] Fitzgerald**
and save my wife back home.
**[09:41] Louisa**
Let's do it.
**[09:42] Louisa**
Again.
**[09:43] Fitzgerald**
But to find the book and break the seals,
**[09:46] Fitzgerald**
I'm going to need a large-scale
special ability investigation.
**[09:49] Fitzgerald**
For that, our use of the Supernatural
Special Operations Division will be key.
**[09:53] Louisa**
Right.
**[09:54] Louisa**
To buy off the Special
Operations Division...
**[09:56] Fitzgerald**
Simply buying them off
would be a weak solution.
**[09:59] Fitzgerald**
We might as well buy the whole Division.
**[10:02] Fitzgerald**
You've made an estimate a
long time ago, haven't you?
**[10:05] Fitzgerald**
The amount needed to effectively acquire
the Special Operations Division
**[10:08] Fitzgerald**
and the core institution that owns it,
the Ministry of the Interior...
**[10:12] Fitzgerald**
Approximately 50 billion dollars.
**[10:14] Louisa**
We have no capital.
**[10:16] Louisa**
All we have is two wanted gifted.
**[10:20] Fitzgerald**
Isn't this exciting?
**[10:23] Louisa**
Yes.
**[10:26] Fitzgerald**
It's the birth of the new Guild.
**[10:32] Fyodor**
Beasts of sin, clamoring for a miracle...
**[10:36] Fyodor**
Crimes that have been repeated
for thousands of years.
**[10:46] Fyodor**
Don't worry.
**[10:48] Fyodor**
It's almost complete.
**[11:00] Fitzgerald**
This is the Guild's new headquarters...
***SIGN*** Subarashi-sou
**[11:06] Louisa**
I'm going to use my ability
to devise a strategy.
**[11:10] Fitzgerald**
You mean your ability to divine the
probability of all the developments
**[11:13] Fitzgerald**
during an operation, as well as
ways to deal with them?
**[11:16] Fitzgerald**
With you, Louisa, one of the
top gifted in the Guild,
**[11:21] Fitzgerald**
50 billion dollars is worth no more than
loose change found on the streets.
**[11:26] Louisa**
My ability can't be activated unless
I'm in a private room by myself.
**[11:31] Louisa**
Give me about three minutes.
**[11:33] Fitzgerald**
All right.
**[11:38] Louisa**
That's the neighbor's place.
**[11:42] Fitzgerald**
Our headquarters isn't this whole building,
just one room in it?
**[11:47] Louisa**
Yes.
**[11:48] Fitzgerald**
Well, fine.
**[11:50] Fitzgerald**
Excuse me.
**[12:05] Louisa**
Now then, three minutes will
be worth about two weeks.
**[12:21] Louisa**
*My ability doesn't really allow me*
**[12:23] Louisa**
* to predict the future based*
* on existing information.*
**[12:27] Louisa**
* It slows the flow of time*
* to one eight-thousandth,*
**[12:30] Louisa**
* but only when I'm spending time*
* thinking in a closed room.*
**[12:42] Eckleberg**
So this is going to be the second
last drink I have in life.
**[12:52] Eckleberg**
My friend, I'll be right with you soon.
**[12:55] Fitzgerald**
And your last drink is to
be that degreaser?
**[13:00] Eckleberg**
Who's there?!
**[13:01] Fitzgerald**
Don't mind me.
**[13:02] Fitzgerald**
I'm just here to watch.
**[13:04] Fitzgerald**
I'm bored of seeing handgun suicides,
but metal degreaser...
**[13:09] Fitzgerald**
This'll make for a good spectacle.
**[13:12] Fitzgerald**
Professor T. J. Eckleberg.
**[13:15] Fitzgerald**
An engineer for a security firm.
**[13:17] Fitzgerald**
A genius who almost single-handedly developed
**[13:21] Fitzgerald**
a facial recognition system
for security cameras,
**[13:25] Fitzgerald**
and a murderer who killed his own colleague.
**[13:27] Eckleberg**
I didn't do it!
**[13:30] Eckleberg**
I don't think I did.
**[13:32] Fitzgerald**
Nine days ago, a fellow
engineer was killed at work.
**[13:37] Fitzgerald**
What led to your arrest, ironically,
**[13:40] Fitzgerald**
was the image from your
facial recognition system.
**[13:43] Fitzgerald**
That day, I got in a fight with my best friend
and drank until I blacked out.
**[13:49] Fitzgerald**
When I came to, I was in front
of the company office,
**[13:52] Fitzgerald**
my clothes soaked in my best friend's blood.
**[13:55] Fitzgerald**
But it wasn't me.
**[13:56] Fitzgerald**
I would never kill him!
**[13:59] Fitzgerald**
Believe me, please!
**[14:03] Eckleberg**
I don't care if you did it or not.
**[14:07] Eckleberg**
I'll make you innocent.
**[14:09] Eckleberg**
Wh-What are you trying to do?
**[14:12] Fitzgerald**
Give me the source code to your facial
recognition system, Eyes of God.
**[14:19] Fitzgerald**
I'll pay at least $200,000
for the patent acquisition.
**[14:22] Fitzgerald**
That's worth as much to me as a pebble,
compared to who I'm looking for.
**[14:26] Fitzgerald**
But it's a good first step.
**[14:29] Fitzgerald**
It's your choice, genius engineer.
**[14:33] Fitzgerald**
Me or the degreaser?
**[14:36] Fitzgerald**
Which poison will you drink?
**[14:47] Louisa**
Francis-sama.
**[14:50] Louisa**
As requested, I've arranged an appointment
with the security firm the professor worked for.
**[14:56] Louisa**
But...
**[14:57] Louisa**
What's that bag?
**[15:00] Fitzgerald**
I bought this over there.
**[15:02] Fitzgerald**
This is amazing, Louisa-kun.
**[15:05] Louisa**
Why three of the same pot?
**[15:07] Fitzgerald**
It was a one-day three-for-one offer.
**[15:13] Fitzgerald**
I had no idea that choosing
affordable products
**[15:16] Fitzgerald**
with limited funds could be so fun!
***SIGN*** Chinatown
**[15:21] Fitzgerald**
I've always bought the entire store when
there was something I wanted, until now.
**[15:24] Fitzgerald**
Not just the pots, either.
This all-purpose knife was on sale,
**[15:24] Louisa**
* This person's been rich for so long,*
* his shopping instincts are dismally bad.*
**[15:27] Fitzgerald**
requires no sharpening, and cuts
through meat, bone and all.
**[15:31] Louisa**
*He doesn't even cook!*
**[15:34] Louisa**
*I'm going to have to return them later.*
**[15:48] Fitzgerald**
The tea is lukewarm.
**[15:49] Fitzgerald**
I question this company's dignity.
**[15:51] Buchannan**
And what brings you here today?
**[15:53] Fitzgerald**
I'll make your former employee,
Professor Eckleberg, innocent.
**[15:58] Fitzgerald**
Pay me $100,000 upon my success.
**[16:02] Buchannan**
Make him innocent?
**[16:04] Fitzgerald**
I'm sure it can't be good PR for your
former employee to have been a murderer.
**[16:09] Buchannan**
I can't do that.
**[16:11] Buchannan**
If the facial recognition system,
Eyes of God, came to that conclusion,
**[16:16] Buchannan**
the professor is guilty without a doubt.
**[16:19] Buchannan**
Why would a corporation be interested
in saving an employee, anyway?
**[16:23] Fitzgerald**
You treat an employee in
need like he's a biohazard.
**[16:28] Fitzgerald**
Disgusting.
**[16:30] Fitzgerald**
I'm leaving.
**[16:37] Fitzgerald**
Dig through the circumstances
around the murder.
**[16:40] Fitzgerald**
That chairman knows something.
**[16:42] Louisa**
But I'm a strategist.
**[16:45] Louisa**
I don't have the ability to solve a mystery.
**[16:47] Fitzgerald**
My employees are all highly capable.
**[16:50] Fitzgerald**
You may not be able to solve the murder,
but you know who can.
**[16:57] Fitzgerald**
Am I right?
**[17:03] Poe**
Rampo-kun, are you in?
**[17:08] Atsushi**
You're from the Guild.
**[17:09] Ranpo**
Hey, Poe-kun! It's you!
**[17:12] Ranpo**
How's your new mystery novel coming along?
**[17:15] Poe**
I'm here today to challenge you with a riddle.
**[17:18] Ranpo**
It's not your new novel?
**[17:21] Poe**
These are the documents.
**[17:23] Poe**
A former security firm engineer
is suspected of killing his coworker.
**[17:29] Dazai**
Manhasset Security?
**[17:33] Ranpo**
This is an interesting case indeed,
**[17:36] Ranpo**
but the professor isn't the murderer.
**[17:40] Ranpo**
It's this chairman.
**[17:43] Prosecutor**
Given the evidence presented, we believe
that the defendant, albeit heavily intoxicated,
**[17:48] Prosecutor**
is responsible for this highly violent murder
**[17:50] Prosecutor**
and thus there are no grounds for clemency.
**[17:56] Judge**
We will now recess for fifteen minutes
while the jury makes their decision.
**[18:04] Fitzgerald**
So far so good, murderer.
**[18:07] Fitzgerald**
You killed your own employee
and blamed it on someone else.
**[18:13] Fitzgerald**
I commend you for having
dirtied your own hands.
**[18:16] Fitzgerald**
The first secret to success:
**[18:19] Fitzgerald**
Never leave the most
important task to others.
**[18:23] Fitzgerald**
Isn't that right?
**[18:25] Buchannan**
What are you talking about?
**[18:26] Fitzgerald**
A detective saw through your alibi.
**[18:30] Fitzgerald**
Unbeknownst to the professor, you had a
backdoor planted in the security system...
**[18:35] Fitzgerald**
Secret code to automatically replace the face
of someone in the footage with someone else's.
**[18:41] Fitzgerald**
I'm sure both governments and criminal organizations
would spend a lot of money for that code.
**[18:47] Fitzgerald**
After you had the professor's
colleague write the backdoor code,
**[18:51] Fitzgerald**
you killed him in order to silence him,
**[18:53] Fitzgerald**
overwrote your image with
that of the professor,
**[18:57] Fitzgerald**
and pinned the crime on him.
**[19:02] Buchannan**
Are you threatening me?
**[19:04] Fitzgerald**
Give me $400,000.
**[19:06] Fitzgerald**
I'll forget that we ever spoke and
make sure the professor is found guilty.
**[19:11] Fitzgerald**
The truth isn't worth a penny.
**[19:14] Fitzgerald**
Your own profit—money—is everything.
**[19:18] Buchannan**
You're right.
**[19:20] Buchannan**
I've seen those eyes of yours.
**[19:23] Buchannan**
You think the lives of
others aren't worth trash.
**[19:26] Buchannan**
They're the same eyes as mine.
**[19:30] Buchannan**
Very well.
**[19:34] Buchannan**
Here's a check for $400,000.
**[19:36] Buchannan**
Forget that I committed the murder,
and about the backdoor.
**[19:41] Fitzgerald**
Contact me if you ever need something.
**[19:43] Fitzgerald**
I'll help you cover up anything.
**[19:45] Buchannan**
This is why it's so hard to stop being a villain.
**[19:48] Fitzgerald**
Indeed.
**[19:51] Prosecutor**
Please believe me.
**[19:53] Prosecutor**
I didn't do it.
**[19:57] Judge**
Have you come to a verdict?
**[19:59] Juror**
Yes, Your Honor.
**[20:01] Juror**
We unanimously find the defendant guilty.
**[20:08] Fitzgerald**
Objection!
**[20:11] Judge**
Who are you?
**[20:13] Judge**
We're in the middle of a trial.
**[20:14] Fitzgerald**
When I'm in the room, I make the rules.
**[20:17] Fitzgerald**
Listen up, incompetents.
**[20:20] Buchannan**
*Very well.*
**[20:22] Buchannan**
*Here's a check for $400,000.*
**[20:25] Buchannan**
* Forget that I committed the murder,*
* and about the backdoor.*
**[20:30] Prosecutor**
That voice!
**[20:32] Fitzgerald**
This voice recorder is available
on a three-for-one offer.
**[20:36] Fitzgerald**
This is what you call smart shopping.
**[20:38] Buchannan**
That's an unlawful recording!
**[20:39] Buchannan**
It doesn't count as evidence!
**[20:41] Fitzgerald**
True, it has no value in court.
**[20:43] Fitzgerald**
Neither does this $400,000 check,
signed by you.
**[20:54] Fitzgerald**
That's all I have to say, everyone.
**[20:56] Fitzgerald**
Please carry on with your charade.
**[21:02] Buchannan**
You asshole!
**[21:03] Buchannan**
Are you really going to throw away good
money for your petty sense of justice?
**[21:07] Buchannan**
Neither the recording nor the
check can be used as evidence.
**[21:09] Buchannan**
You can't make me guilty.
**[21:11] Fitzgerald**
I never intended to make you guilty.
**[21:15] Fitzgerald**
You said money is everything, did you not?
**[21:20] Fitzgerald**
Indeed, money is everything.
**[21:24] Fitzgerald**
Take a look at your company's stock prices.
**[21:26] Buchannan**
What?
***SIGN*** True Evidence Was Not in the Eyes of God but in a Digital Recorder
***SIGN*** The Truth Behind Manhasset Security Chairman Buchanan Revealed by Man Barging into Court Room
***SIGN*** The Power of Money Reveals a Blind Spot in the Eyes of God: A Backdoor
**[21:28] Fitzgerald**
The jurors in court should be
spreading rumors any minute now.
***SIGN*** Breaking: Murderer Identified to Be Chairman T. Buchanan; Backdoor Found to Have Cheated the Eyes of God
**[21:33] Fitzgerald**
The head of a corporation turns out
to be the one behind a murder.
**[21:37] Fitzgerald**
Your stock price is taking
a nosedive right about now,
**[21:40] Fitzgerald**
and I already shorted
your company's stocks.
**[21:45] Fitzgerald**
400 million dollars.
**[21:48] Fitzgerald**
The stocks you own will be worth
no more than scrap paper.
**[21:50] Fitzgerald**
Almost all of your value
will land in my pocket.
**[21:58] Fitzgerald**
It won't be easy living on
the streets at your age.
**[22:01] Buchannan**
Son of a bitch!
**[22:03] Buchannan**
I'm the chairman of a military corporation!
**[22:09] Buchannan**
Wh-What is this strength?
**[22:12] Fitzgerald**
The Great Fitzgerald.
**[22:36] Ecklberg**
Good morning.
**[22:38] Ecklberg**
Where's the president?
**[22:42] Fitzgerald**
Over here, Professor.
**[22:48] Fitzgerald**
How've you been since you got your job back?
**[22:50] Ecklberg**
Twice the pay, twice the work.
**[22:54] Ecklberg**
It's not worth it.
**[22:55] Fitzgerald**
It would be even more of a sin to leave my
excellent employees with nothing to do.
**[23:01] Fitzgerald**
I bought back most of the
stocks at rock-bottom prices.
**[23:05] Fitzgerald**
This company belongs to me now.
**[23:07] Fitzgerald**
And, most importantly,
I've acquired the Eyes of God.
**[23:10] Fitzgerald**
It'll be a great asset in the future,
when we fight to recover the book.
**[23:16] Fitzgerald**
What?!
**[23:18] Fitzgerald**
This is an oversight...
**[23:20] Fitzgerald**
I must hurry.
**[23:23] Ecklberg**
President?
**[23:26] Ecklberg**
President.
**[23:28] Louisa**
Francis-sama, where to?
***SIGN*** Huge Sale
**[23:33] Fitzgerald**
These pots are on special sale.
***SIGN*** Next
***SIGN*** Episode 33
**[23:35] [SONG] Text**
The Masked
Assassin
# 33 - The Masked Assassin
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***SIGN*** What comes after knowing the evil within...
**[00:33] Fukuzawa**
Blood stains...
**[01:00] Fukuzawa**
The trail stops at this puddle.
**[01:06] Fukuzawa**
What a dangerous night.
**[01:13] Fukuzawa**
What a curious skill, kicking nothing
but air to change direction.
**[01:19] Mask**
Death to the gifted.
**[01:21] Mask**
An eternal slumber in the soil,
from which there is no awakening.
**[01:25] Fukuzawa**
A gifted-hunter.
**[01:27] Fukuzawa**
If I'm not your only target,
**[01:31] Fukuzawa**
I'll have to stop you.
**[01:34] Mask**
You can't reach me.
**[01:36] Mask**
You'll never reach me.
**[01:39] Mask**
No matter how masterful you
may be in martial arts,
**[01:41] Mask**
you can't evade an attack
outside of your awareness.
**[01:49] Fukuzawa**
An attack from an empty dead-end...
**[01:52] Mask**
You seem to have detected my bloodlust.
**[01:55] Mask**
But this is adequate.
**[01:58] Mask**
Inescapable death awaits everywhere.
**[02:02] Mask**
For example, by gunshot,
by disease, by loneliness,
**[02:07] Mask**
and by poison.
**[02:18] Fukuzawa**
Stop!
**[02:27] Mask**
It is a good, moonlit night to die.
***SIGN*** Episode 33
**[02:30] [SONG] Text**
The Masked
Assassin
**[04:05] Atsushi**
Is it true that the president was attacked?!
**[04:07] Kunikida**
Yeah.
**[04:08] Kunikida**
He survived, but he's unconscious
and suffering mysterious symptoms.
**[04:13] Kunikida**
He isn't improving, even with
Yosano-sensei's abilities.
**[04:18] Dazai**
There have been a lot of
similar attacks recently.
**[04:24] Dazai**
Gifted being attacked at night,
with no one around to see.
**[04:27] Dazai**
Some have already died.
**[04:30] Kunikida**
What do we know about the attacker?
**[04:32] Dazai**
Only that they use an unknown ability
**[04:35] Dazai**
and that they wear a mask.
**[04:38] Kunikida**
A masked assassin.
**[04:40] Dazai**
Of course, the attacker may be dead
before we start running around.
**[04:47] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun, which organization do
you think stands to lose the most
**[04:51] Dazai**
if a gifted-killer were to
go on a massacre in town?
**[04:56] Dazai**
The Gifted Special Operations Division.
**[04:58] Dazai**
In this town, it's the opposite.
**[05:00] Dazai**
It's the Port Mafia.
**[05:03] Dazai**
For the Port Mafia, masters of the night,
**[05:07] Dazai**
the relentless killing of the gifted
on whom their existence depends
**[05:10] Dazai**
is an insult akin to having a
knife swung around at their nose.
**[05:15] Dazai**
If one of the Port Mafia
were to fall victim...
**[05:19] Kunikida**
Their credibility would come tumbling down.
**[05:23] Kunikida**
But will they take action before
there are any casualties?
**[05:27] Dazai**
The first to make a move wins.
**[05:29] Dazai**
That's what Mori-san would always say.
**[05:32] Dazai**
I guarantee they will act.
**[05:35] Dazai**
They may have even discovered
the attacker's hideout by now.
**[05:48] Tachihara**
We were a moment too late.
**[05:50] Hirosawa**
Boss, the hideout is an empty shell.
**[05:53] Ougai**
*So they're good at playing tag.*
**[05:57] Elise**
Come on, Rintarou!
**[05:57] Ougai**
That's all right.
**[05:58] Ougai**
As proud as they may be of their quick feet,
**[05:59] Elise**
Rintarou!
**[06:02] Elise**
Rintarou, Rintarou!
**[06:02] Ougai**
they cannot run from the night forever.
**[06:03] Elise**
Rintarou!
**[06:05] Elise**
Are we going to the sweets shop yet?
**[06:07] Ougai**
We're almost there, Elise-chan.
**[06:09] Ougai**
But first, one more place.
**[06:12] Elise**
Another clothes shop?!
**[06:13] Elise**
This is the fifteenth one!
**[06:15] Ougai**
It's a short distance by car.
**[06:17] Ougai**
I could die happy, right now,
if you came with me.
**[06:21] Elise**
Fine, I'll go. Happy?
**[06:27] Hirosawa**
*Boss.*
**[06:28] Hirosawa**
*Boss!*
**[06:31] Ougai**
Right, where were we?
**[06:34] Hirosawa**
Has the trap been set as planned?
**[06:36] Ougai**
Yes.
**[06:37] Ougai**
The assassin will soon make his next attack.
**[06:40] Ougai**
That's when we'll catch him.
**[06:43] Ougai**
Thanks for waiting, Elise-chan.
**[06:46] Ougai**
All right, let's go!
**[07:02] Dazai**
The alleyway where the president was attacked,
**[07:09] Dazai**
and the blood stains that
the president first saw.
**[07:13] Dazai**
An unidentified puddle of blood.
**[07:16] Dazai**
An attack from an empty dead-end...
**[07:20] Dazai**
and the ability to walk on air.
**[07:27] Dazai**
That makes sense.
**[07:29] Dazai**
I know who the attacker is.
**[07:44] Elise**
This seriously sucks.
**[07:46] Ougai**
Thanks, Elise-chan.
**[07:49] Ougai**
But I-I can't breathe.
**[07:53] Elise**
Whatever.
**[07:57] Ougai**
Ow, ow...
**[08:02] Ougai**
*It's me.*
**[08:04] Akutagawa**
As you expected,
our prey has taken the bait.
**[08:08] Ougai**
*Then give him a good bite.*
**[08:15] Ougai**
The first to make a move always wins.
**[08:20] Higuchi**
* The vehicle detonation signal*
* came from Area C-33.*
**[08:28] Akutagawa**
Bloodshed?
**[08:29] Mask**
Death.
**[08:32] Mask**
For gifted, the slumber of death.
**[08:35] Akutagawa**
To think that the rabbit being
hunted would show its face...
**[08:39] Akutagawa**
Are you the gifted-killer?
**[08:42] Akutagawa**
For the resurrection of my beloved,
**[08:45] Akutagawa**
I carry out this contract of death.
**[08:48] Akutagawa**
You kill for someone's sake.
**[08:51] Akutagawa**
Is that your goal?
**[08:53] Akutagawa**
I can't say it's not beautiful.
**[08:56] Akutagawa**
But without strength,
you're just a howling animal!
**[09:18] Akutagawa**
So *you're* the gifted-killer.
**[09:22] Akutagawa**
The Guild's Irmão.
**[09:24] Akutagawa**
Nathaniel.
**[09:34] Guy 1**
What the...
**[09:35] Guy 2**
Jeez!
**[09:36] Guy 1**
Is it an accident?
***SIGN*** No one's hurt!
***SIGN*** Just the car!
***SIGN*** It's burning...
**[09:36] [SONG] Text**
At the shopping mall?
***SIGN*** Yeah
**[09:38] Guy 1**
This is a scoop!
**[09:39] Girl 1**
Seriously? I can't see anything.
**[09:42] Ougai**
Look at all these gawkers.
**[09:45] Ougai**
Maybe we made too much of a commotion.
**[09:47] Cop**
Are you all right?
**[09:50] Cop**
We received word that a car exploded.
**[09:52] Ougai**
Oh, not to worry, officer.
**[09:56] Ougai**
My daughter here just put some
orange juice in the gas tank.
**[10:00] Elise**
What?!
**[10:00] Ougai**
She said she wanted mister car to try some.
**[10:04] Ougai**
Right, Elise-chan?
***SIGN*** Obviously Not.
**[10:09] Cop**
It was an accident?
**[10:11] Cop**
Your clothes appear burnt.
**[10:14] Cop**
Are you hurt?
**[10:15] Ougai**
We're fine.
**[10:16] Ougai**
See? We're doing great.
**[10:18] Cop**
That's a problem.
**[10:30] Ougai**
You!
**[10:31] Ougai**
Stop!
**[10:33] Guy 1**
What the?!
**[10:34] Ougai**
Elise-chan!
**[10:44] Elise**
I lost him.
**[10:46] Ougai**
The excessive number of gawkers
was his doing, as well.
**[10:57] Akutagawa**
Your ability, The Scarlet Letter,
allows you to manipulate blood.
**[11:02] Akutagawa**
You affix the blood writing to nothingness,
allowing you to walk on the air.
**[11:08] Akutagawa**
And this...
**[11:12] Akutagawa**
is what was behind your unmanned attacks.
**[11:15] Akutagawa**
Firing words from the puddle of blood.
**[11:18] Akutagawa**
That's quite a devious skill you've acquired,
for a straight-laced man of God.
**[11:29] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Rashoumon...
**[11:31] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Jaws of Endless Gates!
***SIGN*** Jaws of Endless Gates
**[11:51] Akutagawa**
You said this was for the
resurrection of your beloved.
**[11:55] Akutagawa**
So you're doing this is for that woman.
**[11:59] Akutagawa**
The woman I defeated in combat at the port.
**[12:05] Nathaniel**
You?
**[12:08] Nathaniel**
Who are you?
**[12:30] Fyodor**
My hat is missing.
**[12:32] Dazai**
Is this what you're looking for?
**[12:34] Dazai**
Hey, demon Fyodor.
**[12:39] Fyodor**
It's you.
**[12:41] Fyodor**
I haven't seen you since Mukurotoride.
**[12:43] Dazai**
A double-pronged attack that used
the masked man as bait.
**[12:48] Dazai**
I expected as much from you,
**[12:53] Dazai**
so I took the liberty of figuring
out your escape route and waiting.
**[12:58] Dazai**
How do I look?
**[12:59] Fyodor**
Terrible.
**[13:00] Dazai**
Oh, fine.
**[13:02] Dazai**
Have it back, then.
**[13:06] Dazai**
This has your name written all over it.
**[13:08] Dazai**
You tinkered with a poor priest's head
and turned him into an assassin,
**[13:13] Dazai**
and had him attack the leaders
of two organizations.
**[13:17] Fyodor**
And what business do you have with me today?
**[13:20] Dazai**
I think I'll have you tell me
what poison you used on my boss.
**[13:25] Dazai**
I know what your goal is.
**[13:28] Dazai**
In order to obtain the book you need,
you'll purge Yokohama of all its gifted.
**[13:33] Dazai**
But you Rats don't have
the manpower to burn down
**[13:36] Dazai**
the entirety of Yokohama
the way the Guild did.
**[13:39] Dazai**
That's why you tried to assassinate the heads
of the Detective Agency and the Port Mafia.
**[13:45] Fyodor**
Why do you think that?
**[13:48] Dazai**
Because that's what I would do.
**[13:51] Fyodor**
So we're two-of-a-kind.
**[13:56] Fyodor**
Very well.
**[13:57] Fyodor**
I'll tell you.
**[14:00] Fyodor**
The poison I used
is a cannibalizing ability.
**[14:10] Yosano**
What is this?
**[14:13] Fyodor**
It's a viral ability belonging
to a certain criminal.
**[14:17] Fyodor**
A minuscule supernatural lifeform
grows to maturity in 48 hours
**[14:22] Fyodor**
and eats through the two hosts' bodies.
**[14:26] Fyodor**
However, if one of the hosts
dies, the ability stops.
**[14:33] Fyodor**
To save the president,
**[14:35] Fyodor**
the only option is to kill
the other host, Mori-san.
**[14:39] Fyodor**
You'll have to give up
trying to nullify the ability.
**[14:43] Fyodor**
To try to find the virus hiding within
**[14:46] Fyodor**
the vital organs and touch it
directly is suicidal.
**[14:50] Fyodor**
What will you do?
**[14:52] Fyodor**
Will you discuss it with the Port Mafia?
**[14:56] Chuya**
Son of a bitch!
**[14:57] Chuya**
Two days?!
**[14:59] Kouyou**
So it's a scheme to make the Armed Detective Agency
and the Port Mafia crush each other.
**[15:04] Chuya**
Big sis...
**[15:05] Kouyou**
Do you plan to fight the Detective Agency?
**[15:08] Kouyou**
You'll be playing right into
the mastermind's hands.
**[15:10] Chuya**
I'll pummel the mastermind.
**[15:12] Chuya**
Still...
**[15:15] Chuya**
Two days isn't enough time.
**[15:19] Fyodor**
People are sinful and foolish.
**[15:22] Fyodor**
Even knowing that it's part of a trap,
they can't help but kill each other.
**[15:27] Fyodor**
Someone must cleanse them of that sin,
**[15:31] Fyodor**
thus I seek the book.
**[15:34] Fyodor**
Just like this.
**[15:56] Dazai**
*A sniper...*
**[15:58] Dazai**
*He predicted my actions, too.*
**[16:02] Fyodor**
I directed him not to
shoot your vital organs.
**[16:05] Fyodor**
I need you to carry out your role, which is
to report the conflict with the Port Mafia.
**[16:11] Dazai**
You said we're two-of-a-kind.
**[16:16] Dazai**
We are the same kind,
but there's just one difference
**[16:22] Dazai**
to the way we think.
**[16:27] Dazai**
You're right that people
are all sinful and foolish.
**[16:35] Dazai**
But isn't that what's so great?
**[16:39] Fyodor**
You knew about the sniper, didn't you?
**[16:43] Fyodor**
You came here knowing that,
in order to obtain information.
**[16:48] Dazai**
The book is a single-volume novel.
**[16:53] Dazai**
A piece of literature wherein whatever
is written becomes reality.
**[16:58] Fyodor**
Yes. I'll be using that book to create
**[17:03] Fyodor**
a world without sin... Without gifted.
**[17:08] Dazai**
Go ahead.
**[17:11] Dazai**
Give it a try.
**[17:16] Atsushi**
Dazai-san!
**[17:18] Atsushi**
Where'd he go?
**[17:20] Atsushi**
He said he was going to investigate
something around here.
**[17:23] Fyodor**
Well, then,
**[17:26] Fyodor**
we'll meet again in the promised land.
**[17:39] Atsushi**
Dazai-san.
**[17:42] Atsushi**
Dazai-san!
**[17:50] Yosano**
Fukuzawa-sensei and Mori-sensei...
**[17:55] Yosano**
This is fate.
**[18:03] Yosano**
The president's examination is finished.
**[18:07] Yosano**
It sounds like the enemy's warning was true.
**[18:10] Yosano**
The ability is draining the life out of him.
**[18:12] Yosano**
I'm not sure whether he'll
regain consciousness or not.
**[18:16] Kunikida**
So it was true.
**[18:17] Tanizaki**
Let's save the president, Kunikida-san.
**[18:22] Tanizaki**
Let's kill the Port Mafia's boss!
**[18:24] Tanizaki**
That's the only way!
**[18:26] Kunikida**
It's true that we absolutely
must prevent the president's death.
**[18:30] Kunikida**
But...
**[18:33] Kunikida**
Dazai is currently undergoing surgery
for the bullet wound at another hospital.
**[18:37] Kunikida**
* There's no way we can fight*
* the Port Mafia without him.*
**[18:42] Tanizaki**
Kunikida-san!
**[18:44] Kunikida**
Yosano-sensei, where's Rampo-san?
**[18:47] Yosano**
Keeping the president company.
**[18:49] Yosano**
He was devastated.
**[18:51] Yosano**
I don't blame him.
**[18:54] Atsushi**
This is bad!
**[18:56] Atsushi**
The Port Mafia has surrounded the building!
**[19:20] Chuya**
Sorry, Detective Agency.
**[19:22] Chuya**
It's nothing personal today.
**[19:25] Chuya**
Give me your boss' head,
**[19:28] Chuya**
and you won't have to die.
**[19:31] Kunikida**
They're already here?!
**[19:33] Atsushi**
They're holding the front
and back entrances.
**[19:39] Yosano**
They are the masters of raids
and killing, after all.
**[19:44] Yosano**
What's our plan?
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[19:47] Kunikida**
*What do we do?*
**[19:49] Kunikida**
* The enemy is likely well-prepared and ready*
* to charge in, regardless of casualties.*
**[19:55] Kunikida**
*Worse, they know our abilities.*
**[19:59] Kunikida**
* If we fight them without a plan,*
* people will die.*
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[20:04] Kunikida**
* But what plan can I come up*
* with in this panic?*
**[20:08] Ranpo**
Stay calm, Kunikida.
**[20:11] Ranpo**
You call yourself the
president's apprentice?
**[20:13] Yosano**
Rampo-san...
**[20:15] Yosano**
Are you all right?
**[20:16] Ranpo**
The president told us to get a grip.
**[20:20] Yosano**
He's regained consciousness?
**[20:23] Ranpo**
No.
**[20:24] Ranpo**
But I could hear him.
**[20:28] Ranpo**
Give us our orders, Acting President.
**[20:31] Ranpo**
I'll deduce any information we need.
**[20:40] Higuchi**
* Gifted guards spotted in front of*
* the Detective Agency's hospital room.*
**[20:45] Higuchi**
*A blonde child.*
**[20:47] Chuya**
*It's that brat again.*
**[20:58] Chuya**
*Physical attacks do almost nothing to him.*
**[21:02] Chuya**
* They're playing their trump*
* card right off the bat.*
**[21:05] Chuya**
* Of course, they're probably trying*
* to buy time to get the boss out.*
**[21:10] Higuchi**
*Report. It's not just the child.*
**[21:13] Higuchi**
*Kunikida, the weretiger...*
**[21:16] Higuchi**
* Almost the entirety of the Detective Agency's*
* main force is defending the hospital room.*
**[21:21] Chuya**
What?
**[21:22] Chuya**
They're going full-force already?
**[21:31] Chuya**
We'll respond with our top men.
**[21:34] Chuya**
Send Akutagawa and the Black Lizard
over from the perimeter team.
**[21:54] Chuya**
Want to do this one by one?
**[21:58] Chuya**
Or should we all go at it at once?
**[22:01] Chuya**
Well?
**[22:04] Chuya**
I don't mind either way.
***SIGN*** Next: Episode 34
***SIGN*** Cannibalism (Part 1)
# 34 - Cannibalism (Part One)
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**[00:01] Chuya**
Want to do this one by one?
***SIGN*** Want to do this one by one?
**[00:03] Chuya**
Or should we all go at it at once?
***SIGN*** Or should we all go at it at once?
**[00:11] Chuya**
Well?
**[00:14] Chuya**
I don't mind either way.
**[02:01] Chuya**
An ability to produce illusions.
**[02:03] Tanizaki**
Kenji-kun broke through the
wall and took the president.
**[02:08] Tanizaki**
The president and the Agency members
already left a long time ago.
**[02:14] Akutagawa**
You sacrificed your life to deceive the ambush
and give the others time to escape.
**[02:24] Tanizaki**
I haven't given up my life.
**[02:26] Tanizaki**
I have a message from Rampo-san.
**[02:30] Atsushi**
Capture the gifted who made the virus?
**[02:33] Ranpo**
That's right.
**[02:35] Ranpo**
If we fought the Port Mafia head-on,
people would die.
**[02:39] Ranpo**
The only way to avoid that
is to change the rules.
**[02:43] Ranpo**
If we find and kill the gifted
who created the virus,
**[02:45] Ranpo**
or if Dazai touches them, everyone is saved.
**[02:48] Atsushi**
But what if that gifted has
already run far away?
**[02:52] Ranpo**
They're still nearby.
**[02:55] Ranpo**
Weaponized poison always
requires an antidote.
**[02:59] Ranpo**
So during this cannibalism,
they'll be here in Yokohama.
**[03:04] Ranpo**
According to Dazai,
**[03:05] Ranpo**
the mastermind called the gifted wielding
the virus "a certain criminal."
**[03:10] Ranpo**
If they're a criminal,
they're stuck in Yokohama.
**[03:14] Ranpo**
The normal escape routes are
being monitored by the Agency,
**[03:17] Ranpo**
and the underground ones are
being monitored by the Port Mafia.
**[03:21] Ranpo**
Take the Detective Agency's or the
military police's intelligence on the gifted.
**[03:26] Ranpo**
That'll be more than enough
for me to figure it out.
***SIGN*** Episode 34
***SIGN*** Cannibalism (Part One)
**[03:36] Atsushi**
Here?
**[03:37] Kunikida**
Yeah.
**[03:38] Kunikida**
This is the hideout of the
virus-wielding gifted, Pushkin.
**[03:42] Kunikida**
He escaped from a European
gifted prison about two weeks ago.
**[03:47] Kunikida**
Guided by the Rats in the House of the Dead,
**[03:49] Kunikida**
he's hiding out somewhere here
close to his hometown.
**[03:53] Kunikida**
That's Rampo-san's conclusion.
**[03:55] Atsushi**
Hometown?
**[03:56] Atsushi**
Even though he's from abroad?
**[03:58] Kunikida**
He was born abroad, but he grew up here.
**[04:02] Kunikida**
It's not unusual here,
in this crucible of gifted criminals.
**[04:07] Atsushi**
* The atmosphere here reminds*
* me of the orphanage.*
**[04:12] Kunikida**
We don't have time.
**[04:14] Kunikida**
If we can't stop the cannibalism,
**[04:18] Kunikida**
they're going to kill Tanizaki,
who stayed behind to persuade the Port Mafia.
**[04:24] Kunikida**
Let's go.
**[04:35] Kunikida**
Down here.
**[04:38] Kunikida**
Failure isn't an option.
**[04:49] Young man**
Hey.
**[04:51] Fyodor**
*They're here.*
**[04:54] Fyodor**
Brothers! We've been tracked down!
**[04:57] Fyodor**
Hold them off!
**[05:13] Kunikida**
He's onto us.
**[05:15] Atsushi**
Kunikida-san, over there.
**[05:23] Kunikida**
Let's go.
**[05:28] Atsushi**
An underground tunnel.
**[05:30] Kunikida**
It's him.
**[05:33] Atsushi**
*A long stretch of tunnel.*
**[05:35] Atsushi**
*I can catch up...*
**[05:40] Atsushi**
*as the tiger.*
**[05:48] Kunikida**
Wait, Atsushi!
**[05:55] Kunikida**
Are you all right, Atsushi?
**[06:12] Kunikida**
Kids carrying sub-machine guns?
**[06:15] Atsushi**
We might end up killing them if
we fired back at their tiny bodies.
**[06:20] Kunikida**
Alas, we can't stop here.
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[06:25] [SONG] Kunikida**
Doppo Poet
**[06:25] Kunikida**
Doppo Poet!
***SIGN*** Tear-gas
bomb
**[06:28] Kunikida**
Tear-gas bomb!
**[06:45] Kunikida**
Hold your breath and run.
**[07:01] Atsushi**
*I can't dodge in time!*
**[07:27] Kunikida**
What is this? Hell?
**[07:30] Atsushi**
Kunikida-san, what about the child's injury?
**[07:33] Kunikida**
It's shallow enough for
Yosano-sensei to patch up.
**[07:43] Atsushi**
It's that child again.
**[07:46] Atsushi**
Kunikida-san, there's something
wrong with this place.
**[07:50] Atsushi**
I was expecting to be met by gifted.
**[07:53] Kunikida**
Yeah...
**[07:55] Kunikida**
They aren't gifted.
**[07:57] Kunikida**
They're kids armed with guns.
**[08:00] Kunikida**
And for having expected us to come,
**[08:03] Kunikida**
the alarms and escape routes
are horribly ill-prepared.
**[08:10] Kunikida**
No!
**[08:12] Kid**
I'm helping my brother.
**[08:16] Kunikida**
Atsushi,
**[08:18] Kunikida**
go after him from another route.
**[08:22] Kunikida**
Leave this to me.
**[08:25] Kunikida**
Don't fail to catch him.
**[08:27] Kunikida**
Go!
**[08:43] Kunikida**
Listen carefully.
**[08:45] Kunikida**
Your brother won't die.
**[08:48] Kunikida**
I won't let him be killed.
**[08:53] Kunikida**
I promise.
**[09:09] Katsura**
Did you abduct me to make me
listen to you play cello?
**[09:12] Fyodor**
No.
**[09:14] Fyodor**
I just have some questions
about our mutual acquaintances,
**[09:19] Fyodor**
the Armed Detective Agency.
**[09:22] Fyodor**
Katsura-san, you set bombs
on a girl to take revenge
**[09:28] Fyodor**
on a Detective Agency
member named Kunikida.
**[09:33] Fyodor**
He gambled his life to save the child.
**[09:39] Fyodor**
Is that correct?
**[09:40] Katsura**
What good does it do you to know that?
**[09:43] Katsura**
His ideals are true!
**[09:45] Katsura**
His soul will never be broken by anyone!
**[09:56] Kunikida**
*In order to protect the girl,*
**[09:59] Kunikida**
* first I have to get her to*
* throw away the grenades.*
**[10:04] Kunikida**
Don't worry.
**[10:06] Kunikida**
There's nothing to be afraid of.
**[10:10] Kunikida**
I know.
**[10:11] Kunikida**
I'm good at magic tricks.
**[10:15] Kunikida**
Want to watch?
**[10:20] Fyodor**
*You'll be the one to save your brother.*
**[10:23] Fyodor**
*The man is dangerous.*
**[10:26] Fyodor**
*If he ever reveals his notebook...*
**[10:32] Kunikida**
My brother...
**[10:35] Kunikida**
I'm going to save my brother.
**[10:44] Kunikida**
No!
**[11:06] Fyodor**
Happiness to the world.
**[11:08] Fyodor**
Blessings for the children.
**[11:26] Atsushi**
It's over! Give it up!
**[11:28] Young man**
Are you that desperate to hide
the crime in the shadows?
**[11:32] Young man**
A good man told me.
**[11:35] Young man**
There's a group trying to
cover up the hit-and-run!
**[11:38] Atsushi**
Hit-and-run?
**[11:40] Young man**
The hit-and-run from six months ago.
**[11:43] Atsushi**
What are you talking about?
**[11:45] Atsushi**
Never mind that. I'm going to have
you stop your ability.
**[11:49] Young man**
Ability?
**[11:53] Atsushi**
What are *you* talking about?
**[12:22] Atsushi**
A lanky Russian?
**[12:24] Young man**
That's right.
**[12:25] Young man**
That kind Russian man told me
my life will be spared
**[12:30] Young man**
if I show this to my pursuers.
**[12:35] Atsushi**
It's the military police's documentation
on the gifted who controls the virus.
**[12:36] [SONG] Text**
Gifted Research
Report
***SIGN*** Name: Pushkin A.
***SIGN*** Nationality: Russian
***SIGN*** Native name: Пушкин
***SIGN*** English Name: Pushkin
***SIGN*** Sex: Male
***SIGN*** DOB: May 26
***SIGN*** Ability: Manipulation of a lethal virus
**[12:40] Atsushi**
It's not him.
**[12:43] Atsushi**
It definitely looks real, but...
**[12:48] Atsushi**
Rampo-san.
**[12:49] Ranpo**
It does look real, but this document
is likely a fake, as well.
**[12:54] Atsushi**
Then the enemy is taking advantage
of your deductive skills, too?
**[12:58] Ranpo**
I don't like him.
**[13:01] Ranpo**
It's like going up against Dazai.
**[13:04] Young man**
By the way, I have a message
from the kind Russian.
**[13:10] Young man**
He told me to tell you just this:
**[13:14] (Flashback) Fyodor**
The rules can't be changed.
**[13:20] Atsushi**
We're out of chips to bargain
with the Port Mafia.
**[13:30] Atsushi**
Tanizaki is in danger.
**[13:47] Hirotsu**
It's been years since the
Port Mafia's been so vicious.
**[13:53] Hirotsu**
The promised time has come.
**[13:57] Hirotsu**
It appears the Agency has failed
to capture the virus user.
**[14:01] Tanizaki**
They've kept from contacting us because
**[14:03] Tanizaki**
Rampo-san determined that's
the best course of action.
**[14:05] Tanizaki**
It's not a problem.
**[14:06] Hirotsu**
But there's no longer a
chance of a cease fire.
**[14:11] Tachihara**
Prepare yourself, mister.
**[14:14] Hirotsu**
We once fought over a billion in bounty.
**[14:19] Hirotsu**
We also clashed in the three-way
war with the Guild.
**[14:24] Hirotsu**
But the Port Mafia now fights
not for profit or reward,
**[14:28] Hirotsu**
but to protect the boss and to have
purpose for existing as who we are.
**[14:33] Hirotsu**
Many would sacrifice their lives for that.
**[14:38] Hirotsu**
Including myself.
**[14:41] Hirotsu**
All that remains is a blood-soaked
path littered with human entrails.
**[14:47] Hirotsu**
It's a path the Mafia is
accustomed to traveling.
**[14:51] Tanizaki**
Are you going to kill me?
**[14:53] Hirotsu**
I'll have you become a double agent.
**[14:56] Tanizaki**
You're telling me to become a spy?
**[14:58] Tanizaki**
You can threaten me however you want—
**[15:00] Hirotsu**
You have a younger sister, don't you?
**[15:05] Hirotsu**
Gin here is an assassin.
**[15:09] Hirotsu**
If you fail to comply,
your precious sister...
**[15:12] Tanizaki**
Do anything to Naomi,
**[15:15] Tanizaki**
and I'll kill all of you.
**[15:23] Tachihara**
I like your ferociousness.
**[15:27] Tanizaki**
You henchmen won't hit me
with even a million bullets.
**[15:32] Tachihara**
Do you think I'm bluffing?
**[15:35] Tanizaki**
Try it.
***SIGN*** Tatami Gatana
**[15:44] Kunikida**
Doppo Poet!
**[15:45] Tanizaki**
Tatami Gatana!
**[16:01] Tachihara**
So this is the illusion ability, Light Snow.
**[16:07] Hirotsu**
Stop shooting, Tachihara!
**[16:09] Hirotsu**
You won't hit him.
**[16:11] Tachihara**
Where the hell did that knife come from?
**[16:13] Tachihara**
Didn't we search him?
**[16:15] Hirotsu**
We mustn't underestimate the
Armed Detective Agency's gifted.
**[16:26] Hirotsu**
Gin!
**[16:33] Tachihara**
Did you get him?
**[16:35] Hirotsu**
No.
**[16:37] Tachihara**
That was an illusion, too.
**[16:47] Tachihara**
Dammit.
**[16:49] Tachihara**
We're locked in.
**[16:52] Hirotsu**
I would have never expected so much
from an illusion-using gifted.
**[16:58] Hirotsu**
*He's far too dangerous.*
**[17:00] Hirotsu**
* His ability is terrifyingly*
* suited for assassination.*
**[17:05] Tachihara**
Now what, old man?
**[17:07] Hirotsu**
It seems his goal wasn't to
negotiate with the Port Mafia.
**[17:14] Hirotsu**
His goal...
**[17:18] Hirotsu**
is to assassinate the boss.
**[17:22] Agent A**
There's been an enemy intrusion.
**[17:24] Agent A**
Secure the elevator hall.
**[17:25] Agent A**
Don't let anyone onto this floor!
**[17:47] Tanizaki**
The only way to end the war....
**[17:53] Tanizaki**
Is to do this!
**[17:58] Lucy**
Oh? You're awake.
**[18:03] Lucy**
You have a horrible fever.
**[18:05] Lucy**
Don't move.
**[18:07] Fukuzawa**
Where am I?
**[18:08] Lucy**
Anne's Room.
**[18:10] Lucy**
It's the safest place in the world.
**[18:12] Lucy**
Your tiger kitty came crying to me,
so I couldn't refuse.
**[18:18] Lucy**
Hey, stay still.
**[18:21] Fukuzawa**
We must not fight the Port Mafia.
**[18:26] Fukuzawa**
My life isn't as important.
**[18:28] Fukuzawa**
Protect the city's stability and peace.
**[18:47] Kouyou**
Forgive me, boy.
**[18:50] Kouyou**
If that man were to die,
**[18:52] Kouyou**
the Port Mafia would regress
to the one I so despise.
**[19:02] Kouyou**
You've made yourself vanish, I see.
**[19:05] Kouyou**
But even if I can't see you,
**[19:09] Kouyou**
you have intense bloodlust.
**[19:12] Kouyou**
Golden Demon.
**[19:21] Tanizaki**
*Knives fill the entire space.*
**[19:23] Tanizaki**
*I can't even escape, let alone get close.*
**[19:33] Tanizaki**
*Naomi, I'm sorry.*
**[19:49] Tanizaki**
Demon Snow!
**[19:56] Tanizaki**
Kyouka-chan!
**[19:57] Kouyou**
Kyouka.
**[20:00] Kyouka**
This was my old turf.
**[20:02] Kyouka**
The back doors, the entry routes...
**[20:04] Kyouka**
I know all of them.
**[20:06] Kouyou**
I see.
**[20:13] Agent A**
Kouyou-sama!
**[20:17] Kouyou**
Wait, Kyouka!
**[20:29] Kouyou**
Stop!
**[20:37] Kouyou**
You'll hit Kyouka.
**[20:53] Atsushi**
Just as planned.
**[20:54] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan has extracted Tanizaki-san.
**[20:57] Ranpo**
Good.
**[20:58] Ranpo**
Take the truck there.
**[21:09] Atsushi**
Get in!
**[21:19] Tanizaki**
I'm sorry, Rampo-san.
**[21:22] Tanizaki**
I messed up.
**[21:24] Ranpo**
It's all right.
**[21:26] Ranpo**
How does the Port Mafia look?
**[21:29] Kenji**
It looks like they've transported
the boss to an underground shelter.
**[21:34] Kyouka**
We won't be able to sneak in there.
**[21:36] Ranpo**
We'll have to fight our way through, head-on.
**[21:40] Atsushi**
But, Rampo-san, according
to the message I received,
**[21:43] Atsushi**
the boss said not to fight the Port Mafia.
**[21:54] Katsura**
What...
**[21:56] Katsura**
What is your goal?
**[22:00] Katsura**
Just what the hell is your goal?
***SIGN*** Next
***SIGN*** Episode 35
***SIGN*** Cannibalism (Part 2)
# 35 - Cannibalism (Part Two)
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***SIGN*** Virus symptoms
begin
***SIGN*** in 17 hours
**[00:08] Atsushi**
We just received word not
to fight the Port Mafia.
**[00:13] Atsushi**
Those are the orders from
our dying president.
**[00:16] Atsushi**
Maybe we should look for a way
to capture the gifted who controls the virus.
**[00:20] Ranpo**
We've already tried that.
**[00:22] Ranpo**
The enemy is as crafty as can be.
**[00:24] Ranpo**
It'll be impossible to uproot all of his
meticulously prepared traps in time.
**[00:29] Atsushi**
Even for you?
**[00:31] Ranpo**
I say this because I would know.
**[00:33] Ranpo**
That said, this is a
flagrant violation of orders.
**[00:37] Kunikida**
"This"?
**[00:38] Ranpo**
So, decide for yourselves whether
you're participating or not.
**[00:42] Kunikida**
Are you telling us to choose between
fighting the Port Mafia or not?
**[00:49] Ranpo**
That's right.
**[00:51] Ranpo**
We don't have time to think about it, though.
**[00:53] Ranpo**
If the Port Mafia finds out that our
president is in a safe ability space,
**[00:56] Ranpo**
they'll move to making threats.
**[01:00] Ranpo**
The employees' family members, friends,
and loved ones will be taken hostage.
**[01:05] Ranpo**
If we don't hand over the president,
they'll threaten to kill them one by one.
**[01:09] Ranpo**
If that happens, even the Detective Agency
will have no choice but to buckle.
**[01:16] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
All that remains is a blood-soaked
path littered with human entrails.
**[01:21] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
It's a path the Mafia is
accustomed to traveling.
**[01:27] Tanizaki**
I'll do it.
**[01:30] Tanizaki**
At the end of the day,
**[01:32] Tanizaki**
we only know how to protect
people by hurting people.
**[01:35] Yosano**
I will, too.
**[01:37] Yosano**
I have a bit of a bone
to pick with Mori-sensei.
**[01:41] Yosano**
I'm sure he would be satisfied
with such an ending.
**[01:45] Kyouka**
I'm afraid of that man.
**[01:48] Kyouka**
But if my knowledge of the Port Mafia
can be useful to the Detective Agency,
**[01:54] Kyouka**
then I should go, as well.
**[01:56] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan, you, too?
**[01:58] Kenji**
I don't know whether this is right or wrong,
**[02:02] Kenji**
but if everyone's walking into danger,
I'll go with them and help.
**[02:09] Atsushi**
Kenji-kun...
**[02:11] Ranpo**
Kunikida, what about you?
**[02:14] Kunikida**
The president ordered us to protect
the city's peace and stability.
**[02:20] Kunikida**
The president's will is to protect the people
from the city's demise, brought on by Fyodor.
**[02:26] Ranpo**
Will you bend the rules
and go after the gifted, then?
**[02:30] Kunikida**
If we break the rules,
more innocent people will die!
**[02:36] Kunikida**
Like that girl...
**[02:38] Kunikida**
If another death like that
happens before my eyes...
**[02:41] Kunikida**
I'll never...
**[02:47] Ranpo**
Kunikida, you're the strongest and
most virtuous of us in the Agency.
**[02:53] Ranpo**
That's why the enemy tried
to break you first.
**[02:57] Ranpo**
Don't forget that.
**[04:44] Atsushi**
*We can't fight the Port Mafia.*
**[04:47] Atsushi**
* We'd be playing right into*
* the mastermind's hands.*
**[04:51] Atsushi**
*But it's not like the others don't know that.*
**[04:55] Ranpo**
Are you coming, Atsushi?
**[04:58] Ranpo**
Or do you have a plan for
going after the mastermind?
**[05:03] Atsushi**
Well...
**[05:05] Atsushi**
I'll think of something.
**[05:10] Ranpo**
Remember when you asked Katai
**[05:13] Ranpo**
to investigate the
Rats in the House of the Dead?
**[05:19] Ranpo**
That investigation has
been ongoing, hasn't it?
**[05:24] Ranpo**
There's a very slim chance that Katai has
figured out the mastermind's location.
**[05:30] Ranpo**
I'll leave that to you.
**[05:33] Atsushi**
Got it.
***SIGN*** Episode 35
***SIGN*** Cannibalism Part 2
**[05:37] Mafia**
Fire! Keep them away!
**[05:46] Kenji**
Ow, that hurts!
**[05:50] Kenji**
The Port Mafia sure does pack a punch.
**[05:52] Kenji**
Okay, my turn!
**[05:55] Kenji**
Here we go!
**[06:03] Yosano**
Let's charge in!
**[06:05] Kenji**
Okay!
**[06:07] Chuya**
They charged through the front?
**[06:09] Chuya**
Protect the boss at all costs!
**[06:11] Chuya**
I'll be right there!
**[06:12] Chuya**
Dammit.
**[06:14] Ranpo**
I can't let you do that, fancy hat boy.
**[06:22] Ranpo**
By my estimates, your involvement
will lower our chances of victory.
**[06:26] Ranpo**
So, with that said,
**[06:29] Ranpo**
I'm here to stop you.
**[06:32] Chuya**
Are you serious?
**[06:34] Chuya**
I know you're integral
to the Detective Agency,
**[06:36] Chuya**
but I don't think you can put up a fight.
**[06:40] Ranpo**
But you've lost to Dazai before, haven't you?
**[06:51] Chuya**
Want to see what it's like
to be crushed by gravity?
**[06:55] Ranpo**
Nothing is impossible for a great detective.
**[07:00] Atsushi**
Katai-san, I'm coming in.
**[07:03] Atsushi**
Katai-san!
**[07:05] Atsushi**
*He's gone.*
**[07:07] Atsushi**
*Katai-san would never leave his futon.*
**[07:14] Atsushi**
Kunikida-san.
**[07:16] Atsushi**
Katai-san's not here.
**[07:18] Atsushi**
Where could he be?
**[07:22] Atsushi**
Kunikida-san?!
**[07:30] Atsushi**
What's that?
**[07:32] Kunikida**
Katai's been recording footage of his room
in case there was an incident.
**[07:38] Atsushi**
I thought you would go fight
the Port Mafia, Kunikida-san.
**[07:44] Kunikida**
If we go against the rules and go after him,
**[07:47] Kunikida**
more innocent people will die.
**[07:52] Kunikida**
If nothing I do can save that girl,
**[07:55] Kunikida**
I'm going to save the president,
the city, and the next would-be victim.
**[08:00] Kunikida**
I can't think of any other
way to honor her memory.
**[08:03] [SONG] Text**
Copying
**[08:04] [SONG] Text**
Complete
**[08:06] Kunikida**
It's Katai.
**[08:07] Kunikida**
He's in the middle of investigating.
**[08:10] Katai**
*So this is their...*
**[08:37] Higuchi**
A doll?
**[08:49] Kyouka**
Move, and you're dead.
**[08:52] Kyouka**
Tell me the code to the underground
room where the boss is sleeping.
**[08:57] Higuchi**
I heard you joined the Detective Agency
and stopped being an assassin.
**[09:00] Higuchi**
That seems to have been misinformation.
**[09:02] Kyouka**
I won't kill if it doesn't serve a purpose.
**[09:05] Kyouka**
But if you don't tell me the entry code...
**[09:11] Kyouka**
I'll make sure you never fire a gun again.
**[09:15] Higuchi**
I've been prepared since the
moment I took this job.
**[09:20] Kyouka**
I see.
**[09:21] Kyouka**
That's a shame.
**[09:40] Akutagawa**
It's been a long time, Kyouka.
**[09:45] Higuchi**
Akutagawa-senpai!
**[09:47] Akutagawa**
Inform the brass of the intruder.
**[09:51] Akutagawa**
I'll handle it from here.
**[09:53] Higuchi**
Understood.
**[09:59] Kyouka**
It's been a while since I've
fought an enemy with any spine.
**[10:09] Chuya**
Want to see what it's like
to be crushed by gravity?
**[10:13] Ranpo**
Nothing is impossible for a great detective.
**[10:28] Ranpo**
Do you like mystery novels?
**[10:33] Chuya**
I can't get my fist out!
**[10:36] Ranpo**
There are a thousand characters,
**[10:39] Ranpo**
and half of them are murderers.
**[10:42] Ranpo**
If we don't die in this fictional world
where we have no abilities,
**[10:45] Ranpo**
I'll see you when we get back.
**[11:09] Poe**
I was so eager to write a good
mystery novel for his game.
**[11:14] Poe**
I've been taken advantage of.
**[11:17] Poe**
Alas, that tale of massacre
will take the Port Mafia brass,
**[11:20] Poe**
and even Rampo-kun, several days to escape.
**[11:26] Poe**
Or perhaps both will die, and I alone
will stand in the glory of victory.
**[11:38] Poe**
But what would I do with myself
if Rampo-kun were to die?
**[11:51] Akutagawa**
Not good enough!
**[11:58] Akutagawa**
An assassin, specialized in black ops
and ambushes, has already half lost
**[12:02] Akutagawa**
the moment she decided to fight
against a formidable opponent.
**[12:06] Akutagawa**
I'm still not convinced the Detective
Agency is the right path for you.
**[12:12] Kyouka**
I'm no longer the person you used to know.
**[12:21] Akutagawa**
*She dematerialized and escaped my bonds!*
**[12:24] Akutagawa**
* I can't even touch her*
* with physical attacks.*
**[12:28] Akutagawa**
Then...
**[12:30] Akutagawa**
Devoured Space!
**[12:33] Kyouka**
You said I was worthless if I didn't kill people.
**[12:38] Akutagawa**
*Demon Snow was a decoy!*
**[12:40] Kyouka**
Goodbye.
**[13:02] Fukuzawa**
*Defeated by such a lowly ability...*
**[13:07] Yosano**
*We're under a barrage of bullets.*
**[13:09] Yosano**
* We're pinned down like*
* a butterfly on a board.*
**[13:11] Yosano**
*How are things over there, Atsushi?*
**[13:14] Atsushi**
*No leads so far.*
**[13:17] Atsushi**
*And...*
**[13:20] Atsushi**
*Katai-san's been erased.*
**[13:23] Yosano**
*Katai has?!*
**[13:29] Yosano**
Tell Kunikida...
**[13:31] Yosano**
Even more people are about to die.
**[13:34] Yosano**
Tell him to keep the luxury of
mourning friends until later.
**[13:38] Tanizaki**
I don't know how long
we'll last here, either.
**[13:44] Tanizaki**
The gunfire stopped.
**[13:53] Yosano**
What the hell is that?
**[14:17] Kyouka**
Demonic Armor...
**[14:19] Kyouka**
I can't move the blade!
**[14:28] Akutagawa**
You really have changed, Kyouka.
**[14:31] Akutagawa**
Your eyes are not the same
as when I knew you.
***SIGN*** Four years
ago...
**[14:37] (Flashback) Kyouka**
Are you the gifted who can cut anything?
***SIGN*** Port Mafia
building
***SIGN*** Hall of
Light and Dark
**[14:42] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
And if I am?
**[14:45] (Flashback) Kyouka**
Cut down Demon Snow.
**[14:48] (Flashback) Kyouka**
Avenge my parents.
**[14:51] (Flashback) Kyouka**
And then, Demon Snow's master...
**[14:54] (Flashback) Kyouka**
Me.
**[14:57] (Flashback) Kyouka**
Kill me.
**[15:00] Akutagawa**
Your eyes were filled with vengeance.
**[15:05] Akutagawa**
Those eyes saw no value in your own life.
**[15:09] Kyouka**
How would you know?
**[15:13] Akutagawa**
Because I knew a man who had
the same eyes as yours.
**[15:22] Kyouka**
And what happened to that man?
**[15:25] Akutagawa**
The same as what happened to you.
**[15:27] Akutagawa**
He met a certain person, joined a certain
organization, and ceased to desire death.
**[15:34] Akutagawa**
Kyouka...
**[15:37] Akutagawa**
I'm happy for you.
**[15:41] Higuchi**
*Senpai, you need to retreat for now.*
**[15:44] Higuchi**
*The lemon runway is coming.*
**[15:54] Higuchi**
*Akutagawa-senpai!*
**[15:56] Akutagawa**
All right.
**[16:04] Katai**
I pulled three all-nighters to develop this!
**[16:07] Katai**
In the end, I forgot to wear my underwear.
**[16:10] Tanizaki**
The enemy's retreated.
We need to make a run for it.
**[16:12] Yosano**
Hold it.
**[16:13] Yosano**
Something's not right.
**[16:15] Katai**
Now, then, allow me to announce the
theme of today's science experiment.
**[16:20] Katai**
Fireworks Up-Close!
**[16:25] Yosano**
Don't tell me those are all filled with...
**[16:27] Yosano**
Guys, let's get outside.
**[16:30] Yosano**
Just come!
**[16:41] Katai**
The lemon runway!
**[16:43] Katai**
My path in life is filled
with nothing but explosions!
**[16:53] Yosano**
Go near him, and you'll be blown into so many pieces
that even I couldn't put you back together.
**[16:59] Katai**
This world has always been empty.
**[17:02] Katai**
Happiness, too, is but a
simple signal in the brain.
**[17:05] Katai**
Thus, the truest way to live is to use
science to dance and play with reality!
**[17:12] Katai**
I won't allow you to kill the grand master
of the universe who makes it so!
**[17:24] Yosano**
Let's go.
**[17:26] Yosano**
Full retreat.
**[17:48] Lucy**
I won't stop you.
**[17:51] Lucy**
I'm not a Detective Agency employee.
**[17:55] Lucy**
But I took care of you,
**[17:57] Lucy**
so you could at least tell
me where you're going.
**[18:04] Fukuzawa**
I'm going to meet an old friend.
**[18:09] Yosano**
There's no getting close
to the enemy's building,
**[18:12] Yosano**
so long as we have to deal
with that idiot's bombs.
**[18:20] Yosano**
What's the matter?
**[18:23] Yosano**
What?!
**[18:24] Yosano**
The president vanished?
**[18:27] Higuchi**
Abandon all battle stations.
**[18:30] Higuchi**
The boss has vanished from his bed.
**[18:35] Hirotsu**
Missing from a closed
underground room, I see.
**[18:38] Hirotsu**
I'm out of ideas.
**[18:40] Hirotsu**
Perhaps we should call a detective.
**[18:42] Higuchi**
Hirotsu-san.
**[18:43] Hirotsu**
I'm kidding.
**[18:46] Hirotsu**
We've received word of a sighting
from the guards outside.
**[18:50] Hirotsu**
The boss left of his own will.
**[18:54] Higuchi**
No...
**[18:56] Higuchi**
Where would he have gone when
the Agency is out to get him?
**[19:00] Hirotsu**
I don't know.
**[19:02] Hirotsu**
But I can think of a reason.
**[19:09] Hirotsu**
He's trying to protect us.
***SIGN*** Virus symptoms begin
***SIGN*** in 12 hours
**[19:15] Naomi**
Haruno-san.
**[19:16] Haruno**
Mii-chan hasn't been back
for over two days now.
**[19:20] Haruno**
I'll go look for him.
**[19:22] Naomi**
No!
**[19:23] Naomi**
It's dangerous outside.
**[19:26] Haruno**
But Mii-chan's smart.
When he doesn't come home,
**[19:30] Haruno**
it's always because something
bad's about to happen.
**[19:33] Haruno**
The attempted bombing of the police building,
**[19:36] Haruno**
the illegal military activities before that...
**[19:39] Haruno**
I have to bring him back, or something
bad will happen to the president.
**[19:44] Naomi**
Mii-chan will be fine.
**[19:46] Naomi**
It's you that I'm worried about.
**[19:49] Haruno**
The boss...
**[19:51] Haruno**
That man...
**[19:52] Haruno**
He pushed through his sickness
and left all on his own to save us.
**[20:00] Dazai**
* So, Tanizaki-kun, where*
* has the president gone?*
**[20:04] Tanizaki**
Well...
**[20:06] Tanizaki**
We've got everyone looking for him,
but we don't have the slightest idea.
**[20:11] Dazai**
I'm not surprised.
**[20:13] Dazai**
The president will have chosen
somewhere we cannot find him.
**[20:18] Dazai**
If anyone would know where he is,
**[20:20] Dazai**
it would be the people who
are acquainted with him.
**[20:24] Dazai**
What would that person do
in a situation like this?
**[20:29] Tanizaki**
That person?
**[20:32] Tanizaki**
Isn't that...
**[20:33] Tanizaki**
Isn't that Haruno-san's cat?
**[20:57] Ougai**
This place brings back memories.
**[21:00] Fukuzawa**
Yeah.
**[21:01] Fukuzawa**
Our fated place, known to neither
the Agency or the Port Mafia.
**[21:07] Fukuzawa**
If we're ever to meet without any
prior arrangement, this is the only place.
**[21:12] Ougai**
I had faith that you would come.
**[21:16] Fukuzawa**
Have you brought your subordinates?
**[21:18] Ougai**
If I did, it would only have started
another war between our organizations.
**[21:24] Fukuzawa**
There's one way to avoid
causing casualties in a war.
**[21:28] Fukuzawa**
The two of us will duel, one-on-one,
**[21:31] Fukuzawa**
and stop the cannibalism with
the death of whomever loses.
**[21:34] Ougai**
We both have so much more
to protect now, don't we?
**[21:37] Fukuzawa**
It's been ten years, after all.
**[21:39] Fukuzawa**
Since we fought together.
**[21:42] Ougai**
Yes.
**[21:44] Ougai**
And this place will now become your grave.
**[21:52] Ougai**
Vita Sexualis.
***SIGN*** Vita Sexualis
**[22:05] Fukuzawa**
Come!
***SIGN*** Next
***SIGN*** Episode 36
***SIGN*** Cannibalism (Part 3)
# 36 - Cannibalism (Part Three)
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**[00:03] Fukuzawa**
As vile a special ability as ever.
***SIGN*** As vile
***SIGN*** a special
***SIGN*** ability as ever.
**[00:10] Ougai**
Now, Elise-chan, give him a gentle pat.
**[00:24] Ougai**
* He draws the sword so elegantly*
* that you don't even see it.*
**[00:28] Ougai**
*I'd expect no less of the Silver Fox,*
**[00:30] Ougai**
* formerly the best assassin*
* swordsman in the government.*
***SIGN*** — Twelve Years Ago —
**[02:25] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Guard duty?
**[02:27] (Flashback) Ougai**
Yes.
**[02:28] (Flashback) Ougai**
I'm told that you're an
exceptional bodyguard.
**[02:32] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
I'm taking a break from bodyguard
work for the foreseeable future.
**[02:35] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Right now, I'm busy preparing
to open a Detective Agency.
**[02:38] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
I'm here by order of Natsume-sensei.
**[02:41] (Flashback) Ougai**
You're taking a break?
**[02:44] (Flashback) Ougai**
It would be such a shame
if you become rusty.
**[02:48] (Flashback) Man**
Sensei! Our man's been shot!
**[02:50] (Flashback) Man**
Help us!
**[02:51] (Flashback) Ougai**
Fine, but don't start a fight inside.
**[02:55] (Flashback) Ougai**
The one who shot him is
being treated, as well.
**[02:57] (Flashback) Man**
G-Got it.
**[03:00] (Flashback) Ougai**
Oh, not to worry.
**[03:02] (Flashback) Ougai**
This clinic is a neutral zone.
**[03:05] (Flashback) Ougai**
I get to hear all kinds of interesting
stories from the underground.
**[03:09] (Flashback) Ougai**
It never gets boring.
**[03:11] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Underground doctor Mori Ougai.
**[03:14] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
What a shady man.
**[03:16] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Why did Natsume-sensei
order me to protect him?
**[03:32] (Flashback) Man C**
Mori-sensei.
**[03:34] (Flashback) Man C**
Because your clinic is a safe zone,
**[03:37] (Flashback) Man C**
you gather a lot of information on the
underground through your patients.
**[03:41] (Flashback) Man C**
Enough to shut down a smaller
organization overnight.
**[03:46] (Flashback) Man C**
You work on the side as a black
market information broker.
**[03:51] (Flashback) Man C**
We're interested in knowing
where the Port Mafia armory is.
**[03:58] (Flashback) Man C**
The Port Mafia boss has been
chaotically causing casualties, as of late.
**[04:04] (Flashback) Man C**
We can easily blame all of our
crimes on the Port Mafia right now.
**[04:08] (Flashback) Man C**
Especially if we use their weapons.
**[04:10] (Flashback) Ougai**
I know.
**[04:12] (Flashback) Ougai**
You attacked a drug transport
vehicle last week.
**[04:18] (Flashback) Ougai**
I love this city, including
its underground society.
**[04:22] (Flashback) Ougai**
But parasites like you make
me sick to my stomach.
**[04:28] (Flashback) Ougai**
What about you, Fukuzawa-dono?
**[04:33] (Flashback) Man C**
Impossible!
**[04:34] (Flashback) Man C**
We had at least a dozen guards out front!
**[04:36] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
I killed all of them.
**[04:43] (Flashback) Man C**
Stay back!
**[04:44] (Flashback) Man C**
I'll kill him!
**[04:45] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
That's fine.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Ougai**
Oh, come on.
**[04:48] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
He was just buying time for me to arrive.
**[04:52] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Am I right?
**[04:56] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
You have the same disgusting stench as me.
**[05:09] (Flashback) Ougai**
I pretended to be caught so they would
tell me where their hideout is.
**[05:14] (Flashback) Ougai**
It's time for payback and revenge.
**[05:18] (Flashback) Ougai**
Just as planned by Natsume-sensei.
**[05:21] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Natsume-sensei?
**[05:25] Dazai**
Natsume-sensei is the legendary gifted who
was the core backer of the Detective Agency.
**[05:32] Dazai**
He comes and goes, and his
whereabouts are unknown.
**[05:35] Dazai**
Rumor has it that his special ability
is the most powerful of all,
**[05:37] Dazai**
allowing him to see through anything.
**[05:45] Dazai**
Dried sardines.
***SIGN*** — Once Again, Twelve Years Ago —
**[05:51] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
"You'll be fine, Fukuzawa," my ass.
**[05:55] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
There were a lot more enemies
than your information suggested.
**[05:59] (Flashback) Ougai**
The Silver Wolf's skills
sure are a sight to behold.
**[06:03] (Flashback) Ougai**
You spared me half the work.
**[06:07] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Is it not in vain?
**[06:09] (Flashback) Ougai**
Is what in vain?
**[06:11] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
The conspiracy we stopped today was
no more than a speck among calamities.
**[06:16] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Until the tyranny of the
Port Mafia is stamped out,
**[06:20] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
disasters will continue to strike.
**[06:22] (Flashback) Ougai**
I'm aware.
**[06:24] (Flashback) Ougai**
That's why I'll be taking on
Natsume-sensei's three-part framework.
**[06:31] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Three-part framework?
**[06:41] Ougai**
*Since fighting here twelve years ago,*
**[06:45] Ougai**
*we've clashed and fought countless times.*
**[06:49] Ougai**
* But when we did fight alongside one another,*
* we were invariably unmatched.*
**[07:07] Erisu**
I'm sorry, Rintarou.
**[07:10] Erisu**
I'll be waiting on the other side.
**[07:18] Ougai**
I expected this to happen.
**[07:24] Fukuzawa**
This is the end of the three-part framework.
**[07:28] Ougai**
The three-part framework...
**[07:31] Ougai**
In which the military police and Special
Operations Division would oversee the day,
**[07:37] Ougai**
the Port Mafia would oversee the night,
**[07:41] Ougai**
and the Armed Detective Agency
would oversee the twilight,
**[07:45] Ougai**
maintaining order in the city.
**[07:48] Fukuzawa**
Natsume-sensei implemented
the framework and retired.
**[07:53] Ougai**
We never did learn about his
rumored almighty special ability.
**[08:01] Ougai**
Fukuzawa-dono, there's something
I'd like to tell you before we die.
**[08:07] Ougai**
The Detective Agency and the
Mafia are not of equal value.
**[08:10] Ougai**
If you die, the fighting will end.
**[08:14] Ougai**
But if I die, the Mafia will
become uncontrollably vengeful,
**[08:20] Ougai**
and there will be an even bloodier
gang war between our organizations.
**[08:40] Atsushi**
* Kunikida-san's friend of*
* over a decade just died.*
**[08:45] Atsushi**
*I don't know if even he can handle it.*
**[08:49] Kunikida**
Katai's always been a troublesome man.
**[08:52] Kunikida**
I dragged him out of his room and
made him join the Detective Agency,
**[08:56] Kunikida**
but then he would bring his own
futon to the office and live there.
**[09:01] Atsushi**
His futon? You mean Yoshiko-san?
**[09:04] Kunikida**
There's something I noticed about
the footage we saw earlier.
**[09:08] Atsushi**
What?
**[09:12] Kunikida**
The futon Katai was in when
he got shot wasn't Yoshiko.
**[09:17] Kunikida**
Katai wouldn't use another
futon without a reason.
**[09:21] Kunikida**
I suspect it was a bullet-proof futon.
**[09:25] Kunikida**
In other words, Katai isn't dead.
**[09:29] Atsushi**
But how would he have
escaped that situation?
**[09:32] Kunikida**
That's the problem.
**[09:36] Kunikida**
Someone deceived *the* Fyodor.
**[09:39] Kunikida**
Who saved Katai?
**[09:45] Ougai**
I could not have won by might, so I
took to the dirty art of persuasion.
**[09:52] Fukuzawa**
This, too, must be fate.
**[09:56] Ougai**
It's such a shame.
**[10:14] Naomi**
Come to think of it, the things
that happen when Mii-chan vanishes,
**[10:18] Naomi**
including the attempted bombing
of the police building
**[10:20] Naomi**
and the discovery of the military's
illegal activities...
**[10:23] Naomi**
Disasters are stopped every time.
**[10:27] Naomi**
And Mii-chan vanished three days ago,
**[10:30] Naomi**
right before the "cannibalism" began.
**[10:35] Haruno**
When the president collapsed...
**[10:51] Natsume**
You two sure are a pain in the ass.
**[10:56] Fukuzawa**
Na—
**[10:57] Ougai**
Natsume-sensei!
**[10:58] Natsume**
I'm a retired old man.
**[11:00] Natsume**
Give me a break.
**[11:02] Natsume**
Why do you think I left you
in charge of the city?
***SIGN*** Natsume Soseki
***SIGN*** Special ability: I Am a Cat
**[11:07] Katai**
Natsume-dono! Where are you?
**[11:13] Katai**
Young Katai has figured out
where the Rats are hiding.
**[11:17] Katai**
But the enemy is the epitome of craftiness.
**[11:19] Katai**
If they realize they're being pursued,
they'll disappear into the darkness,
**[11:23] Katai**
never to be captured again.
**[11:25] Katai**
So what will you make of this chance?
**[11:30] Ougai**
I see.
**[11:31] Ougai**
Just when the two leaders
may or may not be dead...
**[11:35] Fukuzawa**
They'll stay in their
hideout to wait and see.
**[11:39] Natsume**
The best moment is within the twelve hours
before the onset of the virus's symptoms.
**[11:44] Natsume**
I've already given your subordinates
the information they need.
**[11:48] Natsume**
No mere rat could chew up an
organization of my approval.
**[11:54] Natsume**
I expect the two of you to prove me right.
***SIGN*** Episode 36 Cannibalism (Part Three)
**[12:03] Atsushi**
Let me go, Dazai-san!
**[12:05] Dazai**
Nope.
**[12:07] Dazai**
You two are going to start fighting
with your special abilities again.
**[12:10] Atsushi**
But...
**[12:11] Dazai**
Ow, ow!
**[12:12] Dazai**
Please don't struggle so much.
**[12:14] Dazai**
You're going to reopen
the wound on my tummy.
**[12:16] Atsushi**
Why is Akutagawa here for our retaliation
mission to save the president?
**[12:20] Dazai**
Because that's my plan.
**[12:23] Dazai**
I'm going to have the two of you sneak
into the enemy hideout together.
**[12:28] Dazai**
The enemy base is in an
old abandoned coal mine.
**[12:32] Dazai**
It's several hundred kilometers wide.
**[12:33] Dazai**
The interior is packed with sensors
and traps to stop intruders.
**[12:38] Dazai**
Our main target is the gifted
who controls the virus.
**[12:42] Dazai**
Unless we can disable his special ability,
both bosses could die.
**[12:48] Dazai**
Our secondary target is
their leader, Fyodor.
**[12:50] Atsushi**
Isn't that all the more reason to keep
him out of such an important mission?
**[12:53] Atsushi**
Akutagawa's hatred for me is beyond reason.
**[12:57] Atsushi**
There's no way the mission
is going to pan out.
**[12:59] Dazai**
So he says.
**[13:00] Dazai**
Well?
**[13:02] Akutagawa**
I'll carry out the mission.
**[13:06] Atsushi**
*Why is he so focused?*
**[13:09] Dazai**
It's been four years since you've
been under my command, huh?
**[13:12] Dazai**
I hope to see you a little more capable now.
**[13:16] Akutagawa**
Yes, sir.
**[13:18] Atsushi**
You're actually Akutagawa, right?
**[13:21] Akutagawa**
Yeah.
**[13:22] Atsushi**
You're going to cooperate with me in battle?
**[13:25] Akutagawa**
Yeah.
**[13:26] Atsushi**
What did you have for dinner last night?
**[13:29] Akutagawa**
Yeah.
**[13:31] Atsushi**
Dude...
**[13:36] Atsushi**
Look at all those guards.
**[13:38] Dazai**
They all have wireless communicators.
**[13:41] Dazai**
If we fight, the enemy headquarters
will know instantly.
**[13:44] Dazai**
The sensor at the entrance
**[13:46] Dazai**
is a countermeasure against
Tanizaki-kun's illusion ability.
**[13:49] Dazai**
Their vital signs are being sent
to headquarters every minute.
**[13:55] Dazai**
They'll know something is wrong if the
guards so much as become excited or nervous.
**[14:01] Atsushi**
* We can't even let them get nervous,*
* let alone defeat them.*
**[14:06] Akutagawa**
Weretiger, bear in mind two things.
**[14:10] Akutagawa**
Fall behind, and I'll leave you behind.
**[14:11] Akutagawa**
Get in my way, and I'll kill you.
**[14:13] Akutagawa**
Understand?
**[14:28] Dazai**
He left you behind.
**[14:30] Atsushi**
I'm going, too.
**[14:31] Kunikida**
But, Atsushi, how are you going to...
**[14:49] Kunikida**
He slid past the guards *and* the sensors.
**[14:53] Dazai**
We have to keep up.
**[14:56] Dazai**
Let's get started.
**[15:01] Atsushi**
Wait.
**[15:02] Atsushi**
Dazai-san told us to stick together.
**[15:05] Akutagawa**
This is my first opportunity in four years
to prove my superiority to Dazai-san.
**[15:11] Akutagawa**
I'd in fact prefer that
you'd be taken down early.
**[15:19] Akutagawa**
How utterly slow of me.
**[15:22] Akutagawa**
I ought to cut you down
**[15:24] Akutagawa**
and report to him that the weretiger had
been held down and had disappeared.
**[15:28] Atsushi**
If you want to fight, I'm on.
**[15:31] Atsushi**
But if we fight now, we'll make a
huge mess and let the target escape.
**[15:35] Atsushi**
Is that what you want?
**[15:38] Atsushi**
You only ever think about killing
the enemy in front of your eyes.
**[15:43] Atsushi**
Of course, Dazai-san would
leave you and vanish on you!
**[15:48] Atsushi**
*Shoot.*
**[15:50] Atsushi**
* As someone who's lived his life constantly*
* worried about what other people think,*
**[15:53] Atsushi**
*I have a modest talent.*
**[15:56] Atsushi**
* I can hear the switch*
* go off in someone's mind*
**[16:01] Atsushi**
* when I bring up something that*
* never must be brought up.*
**[16:08] Akutagawa**
You're right.
**[16:11] Atsushi**
Huh?
**[16:18] Atsushi**
Wait, Akutagawa!
**[16:20] Atsushi**
There's a detector ahead.
**[16:22] Atsushi**
If we get caught, they'll know we're here.
**[16:24] 49**
Why did you decide to work here?
**[16:26] 48**
I snuck into this country.
**[16:28] 48**
Why else would I take up such a sketchy job?
**[16:32] Atsushi**
*The guards are coming.*
**[16:34] Atsushi**
*And the detector is still up ahead.*
**[16:36] Atsushi**
*What do we do?*
**[16:44] Akutagawa**
Rashoumon.
**[16:47] Atsushi**
Don't kill them, Akutagawa!
**[16:49] Akutagawa**
That's up to them.
**[16:53] Akutagawa**
Listen.
**[16:54] Akutagawa**
Raise your voice without my
permission, and I kill you.
**[16:57] Akutagawa**
Got it?
**[17:00] Man**
* Hey, Forty-nine, Forty-eight,*
* your vital signs are slightly elevated.*
**[17:05] Man**
*Is something wrong?*
**[17:06] Akutagawa**
Speak.
**[17:08] Akutagawa**
But bear in mind that your
lives are terribly cheap.
**[17:16] 48**
F-Forty-eight here.
**[17:18] 48**
It's nothing.
**[17:20] 48**
There was a huge snake.
**[17:21] 48**
It ran away.
**[17:22] Man**
*Are you sure it was the snake that ran away?*
**[17:24] Man**
*It wasn't you?*
**[17:26] Man**
*Work for your money.*
**[17:29] Akutagawa**
Next, mute your microphones.
**[17:32] 48**
Don't resist... He's that black-caped beast.
**[17:37] 49**
I thought that was a fairy tale.
**[17:40] Akutagawa**
Where is your employer?
**[17:42] 48**
We don't know... We're just here for the money.
**[17:47] Akutagawa**
Shall I begin with your ears?
**[17:48] 48**
I-I swear!
**[17:50] 48**
I don't even know what this facility is,
let alone what the boss looks like.
**[17:53] Atsushi**
I think he's telling the truth.
**[17:55] Atsushi**
Fyodor would never entrust his underlings
with important information.
**[18:01] Akutagawa**
So they're grunts that
aren't even worthy pawns.
**[18:04] Atsushi**
What are you going to do with these guards?
**[18:06] Atsushi**
We can't kill them or leave them.
**[18:08] Akutagawa**
Do you two have any ideas?
**[18:11] Akutagawa**
If not, I'll cut off your toes
to keep you from running away.
**[18:14] 48**
Wait, wait!
**[18:15] 48**
I don't know where the boss is,
but I saw a blast door over there.
**[18:20] 48**
It's a cutting-edge one with voiceprint
and fingerprint recognition.
**[18:24] Atsushi**
The enemy base?
**[18:26] Atsushi**
Katai-san might be able to
infiltrate their systems.
**[18:31] Akutagawa**
Switch allegiances.
**[18:34] Akutagawa**
The Port Mafia will pay you tenfold.
**[18:38] 48**
Sounds like things are finally
turning around for us.
**[19:00] Fyodor**
Thank you.
**[19:02] Fyodor**
Now, Port Mafia,
**[19:05] Fyodor**
*has the cannibalism ended as planned?*
**[19:08] Agent**
It seems the boss and Fukuzawa of the
Detective Agency fought in a duel.
**[19:11] Agent**
The hotel they fought at was
blown up for some reason.
**[19:15] Agent**
*It's not clear whether they're alive or dead.*
**[19:17] Fyodor**
I see.
**[19:19] Agent**
*I gave you the information I promised.*
**[19:21] Agent**
*Please deactivate the bomb, already.*
**[19:24] Fyodor**
My apologies.
**[19:26] Fyodor**
* You can disable the necktie bomb*
* by removing the blue wire.*
**[19:31] [SONG] Fyodor**
Authorized
Personnel Only
**[19:41] Fyodor**
Now, then....
**[19:45] Atsushi**
Do you think you can open it, Katai-san?
**[19:48] Katai**
*This is an isolated network.*
***SIGN*** Tayama Katai
Video call
**[19:51] Katai**
* It could be hard to pull off*
* with my connection speed.*
**[19:54] Akutagawa**
Then prioritize finding the
enemy over opening this door.
**[19:58] Akutagawa**
If we don't take down the virus controlling
the gifted, the boss will die in moments.
**[20:02] Katai**
*Gotcha. Just a sec, bro.*
**[20:05] Akutagawa**
Who are you calling "bro"? I'll kill you.
**[20:11] Atsushi**
Say, Akutagawa...
**[20:13] Atsushi**
Why do you think Dazai-san
made us work together?
**[20:17] Akutagawa**
The thoughts of a fool.
**[20:19] Akutagawa**
Anyone who questions Dazai
falls into a cognitive prison.
**[20:25] Akutagawa**
I have a question, as well.
**[20:27] Akutagawa**
Why did you participate in this operation?
**[20:31] Akutagawa**
Why does a coward like you put your
life at risk for another person?
**[20:38] Atsushi**
Because I feel the need to help.
**[20:40] Akutagawa**
For what reason?
**[20:42] Atsushi**
Because it's the right thing to do.
**[20:45] Akutagawa**
For what reason?
**[20:48] Principal**
Those who can save no one
do not deserve to live.
**[20:58] Katai**
*I got it!*
**[21:00] Katai**
* I know where the virus*
* controller Pushkin is!*
**[21:03] Atsushi**
Really?
**[21:04] Katai**
*He's very close.*
**[21:05] Katai**
*He's behind you, two meters away.*
***SIGN*** Pushkin A.
**[21:16] Pushkin**
I missed.
***SIGN*** Special ability:
A Feast in Time of Plague
**[21:17] Pushkin**
But that's all right, too.
**[21:20] Atsushi**
*He's the gifted controlling the virus!*
**[21:23] Atsushi**
*Our primary target!*
**[21:25] Atsushi**
Stop!
**[21:44] Akutagawa**
Let's go.
**[21:47] Atsushi**
Akutagawa!
**[21:48] Pushkin**
Don't underestimate small wounds.
**[21:50] Pushkin**
Seeing powerful gifteds suffer is great
entertainment for weak men like me.
**[21:56] Atsushi**
What's wrong?
**[22:01] Akutagawa**
It's...
**[22:04] Akutagawa**
the virus ability.
***SIGN*** Next
Episode 37
# 37 - Echo
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***SIGN*** Virus symptoms—
***SIGN*** begin
**[00:17] Radio**
*The next requested piece is the "Waltz of
the Flowers" from* The Nutcracker Suite.**
**[00:26] Pushkin**
*Yo, Ivan, I've completed the orders.*
**[00:31] Pushkin**
*Hey, Ivan, are you listening?*
**[00:35] Pushkin**
*Hey!*
**[00:38] Ivan**
Silence.
**[00:40] Ivan**
I can't hear Tchaikovsky.
**[00:42] Pushkin**
*Listening to the radio again?*
**[00:44] Pushkin**
I infected the intruders.
**[00:47] Pushkin**
*So, what's the boss's next order?*
**[00:59] Ivan**
Our master instructs you to
do what you can to escape.
**[01:02] Pushkin**
*No backup?*
**[01:04] Pushkin**
*If I get caught, the virus will be lost, as well.*
**[01:07] Ivan**
I have no intention of protecting
anyone other than our master.
**[01:13] Ivan**
I'm in bliss.
**[01:15] Pushkin**
I'd love to see your face the
moment the bliss is gone, too.
**[01:20] Ivan**
The skin on my face?
**[01:22] Ivan**
If the master were to ask for it,
**[01:25] Ivan**
I would peel it off without
a second thought.
**[01:28] Pushkin**
You're completely nuts.
**[01:35] Pushkin**
The bastards are after me.
**[01:38] Pushkin**
I'll see you on the surface.
***SIGN*** Episode 37
**[01:55] Dazai**
*Finally, a connection.*
**[01:57] Atsushi**
Dazai-san!
**[01:58] Dazai**
* I trust that you're chasing down*
* the gifted controlling the virus.*
**[02:01] Dazai**
* His virus infects the victim*
* through open wounds.*
**[02:04] Dazai**
* The fever and nausea make it*
* difficult to even just stand.*
**[02:07] Dazai**
*Don't let yourselves be so much as grazed.*
**[02:10] Dazai**
*I'll take care of Fyodor.*
**[02:12] Dazai**
*Don't let that gifted out of your sight.*
**[02:22] Akutagawa**
Damn, I can't reach.
**[02:34] Akutagawa**
Weretiger!
**[02:41] Atsushi**
Akutagawa!
**[02:43] Pushkin**
Neither the wretched dog nor the weretiger
live up to their reputations.
**[02:50] Pushkin**
What the hell is that?
**[02:52] Akutagawa**
Go faster than him!
**[02:54] Akutagawa**
Also, you're an uncomfortable ride.
**[02:56] Atsushi**
Shut up.
**[03:00] Akutagawa**
Left!
**[03:02] Akutagawa**
Right!
**[03:08] Atsushi**
What?
**[03:09] Akutagawa**
Forward!
**[03:15] Akutagawa**
Don't think. Just run, fool!
**[03:18] Atsushi**
Shut up! You're not paying for this ride!
**[03:24] Atsushi**
Got you!
**[03:25] Pushkin**
You're too late.
**[03:27] Akutagawa**
Weretiger!
**[03:35] Atsushi**
What is that?
**[03:37] Pushkin**
Later!
**[03:40] Atsushi**
He's getting away.
**[03:43] Ivan**
I'm so blessed.
**[03:49] Ivan**
My master, Fyodor-sama,
**[03:53] Ivan**
has tasked me with something more
important than guarding him.
***SIGN*** Rats in the House of the Dead Agent Ivan G.
***SIGN*** Special Ability: The Precipice
**[04:01] Akutagawa**
Prepare yourself, weretiger.
**[04:03] Akutagawa**
We're going to take him down within
a minute and go after the tram.
**[04:12] Kenji**
They're on the move.
**[04:14] Tanizaki**
Dazai-san, three cars just left the
abandoned mines from the north.
**[04:18] Tanizaki**
*Contact the surface team and follow them.*
**[04:20] Dazai**
Ignore them.
**[04:23] Dazai**
*Those are decoys meant to slow us down.*
**[04:27] Tanizaki**
How can you be sure?
**[04:29] Dazai**
Because that's what I would do.
**[04:32] Tanizaki**
*Understood.*
**[04:35] Kenji**
Tanizaki-san, there's a cargo truck
leaving from the west of the mines.
**[04:38] Tanizaki**
Is that the one?
**[04:40] Dazai**
*No, it's not.*
**[04:41] Dazai**
Ignore that one, too.
**[04:44] Tanizaki**
Now we're seeing several armed
soldiers moving to the southeast.
**[04:47] Tanizaki**
They're escorting someone in a hood.
**[04:50] Dazai**
*Ignore them.*
**[04:52] Tanizaki**
But...
**[04:53] Dazai**
*We're trying to capture a demon.*
**[04:55] Dazai**
We need every hand we can spare.
**[04:58] Dazai**
Ignore them.
**[05:11] Ivan**
You're wasting your time.
**[05:14] Ivan**
My ability is to control earth.
**[05:17] Ivan**
No amount of cutting or crushing
will defeat my stone giant.
**[05:27] Akutagawa**
Weretiger!
**[05:31] Ivan**
Don't forget that you're
in the belly of my ability.
**[05:37] Ivan**
Even the ground you stand on is your enemy.
**[05:42] Ivan**
I'm impressed that you survived my blow,
man with the ability of the weretiger.
**[05:49] Ivan**
It seems there'll be a lot of
pain to be had before my bliss.
**[05:55] Atsushi**
*If we can't defeat the stone giant,*
**[05:58] Atsushi**
* we have no choice but to go*
* after the gifted himself.*
**[06:00] Atsushi**
* But if this ground is in the*
* field of his special ability,*
**[06:03] Atsushi**
*even getting close will be difficult.*
**[06:07] Atsushi**
*Then our only choice...*
**[06:10] Atsushi**
Akutagawa.
**[06:12] Akutagawa**
Yeah.
**[06:14] Atsushi**
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
**[06:16] Akutagawa**
Of course.
**[06:18] Akutagawa**
How many times do you think
we've tried to kill each other?
**[06:21] Atsushi**
Stay put, sickly man.
**[06:24] Akutagawa**
Keep running, fool.
**[06:27] Ivan**
Give it up!
**[06:38] Ivan**
What?
**[06:43] Ivan**
This is...
**[06:51] Ivan**
Is he jumping on the black cloth of that ability
to avoid touching the earth?
**[06:58] Ivan**
I can't tell where he is!
**[07:01] Atsushi**
Got you!
**[07:15] Ivan**
An fully-enclosed defense
using fast-spinning rocks.
**[07:19] Ivan**
If I can't tell where you're coming from,
I just need to protect myself in all directions.
**[07:23] Ivan**
Now, wretched dog, it's your turn.
**[07:38] Akutagawa**
"Even the ground that you
stand on is your enemy."
**[07:41] Akutagawa**
I'm afraid to say, those words have been
directed at my enemies countless times.
**[07:52] Atsushi**
Damn it, using me as bait...
**[07:56] Akutagawa**
You're the one who charged
in knowing you were bait.
**[07:59] Atsushi**
Of course I knew.
**[08:01] Atsushi**
How many times do you think
we've tried to kill each other?
**[08:05] Akutagawa**
Let's go after the tram, weretiger.
**[08:07] Akutagawa**
Be my horse.
**[08:08] Atsushi**
Come on, that's—
**[08:10] Akutagawa**
Weretiger!
**[08:14] Akutagawa**
A golem...
**[08:16] Akutagawa**
It's a fake!
**[08:22] Atsushi**
This is the virus'...
**[08:25] Ivan**
My master brings joy to this godless world.
**[08:31] Ivan**
Evil is the one who stands in his way.
**[08:34] Ivan**
I've infected you with the virus
through your wound.
**[08:41] Atsushi**
I have no strength.
**[08:43] Atsushi**
I won't be able to go after the tram,
even if we beat him.
**[08:51] Tanizaki**
Dazai-san, there's a helicopter of unknown
nationality approaching from the east.
**[08:55] Tanizaki**
We can't fight it off with our equipment.
**[08:58] Tanizaki**
*Call for the military police to back us up.*
**[09:00] Dazai**
A helicopter?
**[09:02] Dazai**
Is there anyone on the ground?
**[09:05] Tanizaki**
People?
**[09:07] Kenji**
There's what appears to be hiker
at the base of the mountain.
**[09:11] Kenji**
He's wearing a hat, so I can't see his face.
**[09:13] Dazai**
*That's the one.*
**[09:16] Dazai**
Everyone stop the hiker.
**[09:18] Dazai**
Send Mori-san's men, too.
**[09:19] Dazai**
Immediately.
**[09:20] Tanizaki**
*G-Got it.*
**[09:28] Tanizaki**
Dazai-san, it wasn't him!
**[09:31] Tanizaki**
He's just an ordinary hiker
handcuffed with grenades.
**[09:33] Tanizaki**
It's not Fyodor!
**[09:42] Ivan**
You two are strong.
**[09:44] Ivan**
There's no end to this.
**[09:51] Ivan**
I'll have you drown.
**[09:54] Atsushi**
* My body's sinking and I don't*
* have the strength to escape.*
**[09:59] Ivan**
Farewell.
**[10:03] Atsushi**
Shit.
**[10:04] Akutagawa**
Weretiger.
**[10:07] Akutagawa**
Answer my question from earlier.
**[10:09] Akutagawa**
Why do you fight?
**[10:11] Atsushi**
This isn't the time for that.
**[10:13] Akutagawa**
There's a way to escape.
**[10:15] Akutagawa**
A last resort.
**[10:17] Akutagawa**
But answer me first.
**[10:20] Akutagawa**
Why do you fight?
**[10:22] Atsushi**
You know the answer.
**[10:26] (Flashback) Principal**
Those who can save no one
do not deserve to live.
**[10:30] Akutagawa**
You fight to escape your childhood
memories and earn the right to live.
**[10:36] Akutagawa**
But I heard that your childhood master died.
**[10:40] Atsushi**
He's not dead.
**[10:42] Atsushi**
He's standing behind you right now.
**[10:49] Atsushi**
He lives in my head now.
**[10:53] Atsushi**
He keeps repeating the cursed words,
"Do what is right."
**[10:58] Atsushi**
I can't get revenge against
someone who's dead.
**[11:03] Akutagawa**
That's far more brutal
than my trivial death.
**[11:11] Atsushi**
Hey!
**[11:13] Akutagawa**
If I'm a wretched dog, you're a wandering dog.
**[11:17] Akutagawa**
This is the solution.
**[11:20] Akutagawa**
Fight, and give me an answer.
**[11:24] Akutagawa**
If you still lose like this...
**[11:28] Akutagawa**
I'll never forgive you.
**[11:36] Ivan**
One of them is missing!
**[11:38] Ivan**
The whole ground's missing, space and all.
**[11:50] Ivan**
*Teleportation...*
**[11:52] Ivan**
*He carved out space with his ability...*
**[11:54] Ivan**
and moved!
**[12:03] Atsushi**
Don't bother.
**[12:09] Ivan**
The stone he carved isn't recovering.
**[12:13] Akutagawa**
Only those who've tried to kill him
**[12:17] Akutagawa**
know that the tiger's claws can cut
through the very fabric of an ability.
**[12:22] Akutagawa**
Thus, by expanding and contracting
the space he detached
**[12:27] Akutagawa**
the same way he cut through my Rashoumon...
**[12:36] Akutagawa**
our abilities become a peerless
sword against which
**[12:39] Akutagawa**
there can be no defense for
physical armor or abilities!
**[12:46] Atsushi**
Let's go, Akutagawa!
**[12:48] Atsushi**
Obliterate him, weretiger!
**[12:54] Atsushi**
Beast Beneath the Moonlight, Rashoumon!
**[12:57] Atsushi**
Kokuto Zessou!
**[13:29] Pushkin**
I made it out.
**[13:31] Pushkin**
I win.
**[13:32] Pushkin**
Fyodor and the Rats in the House of the Dead
are all tools for my entertainment.
**[13:37] Pushkin**
Weak men like me get away with anything.
**[13:41] Pushkin**
The haves ought to die barfing.
**[13:50] Mori**
See? Just as I told you.
**[13:53] Fukuzawa**
What a simplistic escape route.
**[13:55] Fukuzawa**
Far too predictable compared
to Fyodor, master of phantoms.
**[14:00] Pushkin**
I-Impossible.
**[14:02] Kunikida**
Well, we were all put in mortal
danger because of you.
**[14:07] Kunikida**
Any thoughts?
**[14:09] Pushkin**
Forgive me!
**[14:10] Pushkin**
I'll disable the virus right away!
**[14:12] Pushkin**
I'll turn myself in!
**[14:13] Pushkin**
So please...
**[14:15] Mori**
Good enough, then.
**[14:18] Fukuzawa**
Yeah.
**[14:18] Fukuzawa**
Let's forgive him.
**[14:22] Fukuzawa**
Obviously not!
**[14:37] Atsushi**
The virus is gone.
**[14:38] Atsushi**
The mission was a success.
**[14:42] Atsushi**
But...
**[14:43] Kunikida**
Fyodor's missing?
**[14:46] Atsushi**
He's nowhere to be found.
**[14:48] Kunikida**
* But he wasn't in the helicopter*
* or the escape vehicles.*
**[14:53] Kunikida**
*He must still be in his hideout.*
**[14:56] Atsushi**
But...
**[15:01] Akutagawa**
What's so funny?
**[15:02] Ivan**
I'm just so happy.
**[15:04] Ivan**
My master removed the part
of me that feels grief.
**[15:12] Ivan**
Did anyone ever once guarantee that
**[15:16] Ivan**
capturing this base would
lead you to my master?
**[15:18] Akutagawa**
What?
**[15:20] Atsushi**
No...
**[15:26] Waiter**
Would you like more tea?
**[15:29] Fyodor**
I think not.
**[15:30] Fyodor**
Thank you.
**[15:38] Akutagawa**
He was never even here to begin with?
**[15:44] Akutagawa**
Impossible...
**[15:46] Akutagawa**
There are no connections
to the outside world here.
**[15:48] Akutagawa**
We're monitoring cell phone communications
with our hacking ability.
**[15:53] Akutagawa**
This place can't be operated from outside.
**[15:57] Ivan**
It's this music.
**[16:00] Akutagawa**
What?
**[16:01] Ivan**
The requests being made
on all the music programs
**[16:04] Ivan**
are serving as a secret
language to relay his orders.
**[16:07] Ivan**
Our communications make use of
all the radio waves in the air.
**[16:12] Ivan**
No amount of hacking can stop us.
**[16:15] Ivan**
You'd lost from the beginning!
**[16:19] Kunikida**
*Atsushi, what's going on?*
**[16:22] Atsushi**
Kunikida-san...
**[16:23] Kunikida**
*What?*
**[16:26] Atsushi**
The rat is already outside the hole.
**[16:34] Fyodor**
The "St. Matthew Passion" by Bach.
**[16:37] Fyodor**
It seems my time's up.
**[16:40] Fyodor**
They weren't nearly as
formidable as I'd thought.
**[16:44] Fyodor**
It looks like I'll be able
to end them in my next move.
**[17:01] Dazai**
Hey.
**[17:03] Dazai**
Nice café, huh?
**[17:08] Dazai**
I've never seen you so shocked.
**[17:13] Dazai**
You want to ask how
I found you here, don't you?
**[17:18] Dazai**
I really played my best card.
**[17:22] Dazai**
This is my best card.
The one that caught the demon.
**[17:29] Francis**
Long time, Rat.
**[17:34] Fyodor**
Excellent!
**[17:36] Fyodor**
Eyes of God?
**[17:38] Dazai**
That's right.
**[17:40] Dazai**
The inescapable eyes that integrate
surveillance images from all over the city.
**[17:44] Dazai**
I used that power to find this place
while you were distracted by your base.
**[17:51] Dazai**
He agreed to help us on the
condition that we'd take back
**[17:55] Dazai**
the Guild's hidden assets,
which you've swiped.
**[17:58] Francis**
I have no interest in money
once it's escaped me,
**[18:01] Francis**
but my pride wouldn't allow me to
leave it in the hands of rats.
**[18:10] Ango**
We'll take it from here.
**[18:14] Ango**
Is that all right, Dazai-kun?
**[18:17] Dazai**
Sure.
**[18:18] Dazai**
That's why I called you here.
**[18:21] Ango**
Put your hands where we can see them.
**[18:28] Dazai**
Wait, don't touch him!
**[18:40] Francis**
He's dead.
**[18:45] Ango**
Try anything funny,
and we'll shoot you on the spot.
**[18:48] Fyodor**
Sure.
**[18:51] Fyodor**
Let's go.
**[18:56] Francis**
Detective...
**[18:58] Francis**
Do you know what his ability is?
**[19:02] Dazai**
No, I don't.
**[19:22] Tanizaki**
This is bad.
**[19:23] Kyouka**
Yes, it is.
**[19:25] Kenji**
It's bad?
**[19:27] Tanizaki**
We straight-up disobeyed the president's
orders not to fight against the Port Mafia.
**[19:34] Tanizaki**
We could be axed.
**[19:36] Kenji**
We could?
**[19:37] Kenji**
I've never been axed before.
**[19:39] Tanizaki**
Y-Yeah...
**[19:40] Tanizaki**
Do you know what "axed" means?
**[19:43] Kyouka**
I do.
**[19:44] Kyouka**
Several people have been
axed at my previous job.
**[19:47] Kyouka**
Cleaning up after them was such a pain.
**[19:49] Tanizaki**
Forget it.
**[19:51] Tanizaki**
This kid doesn't know what
the word means, either.
**[19:52] Ranpo**
Look at all these snacks.
**[19:56] Tanizaki**
Ranpo-san.
**[19:58] Tanizaki**
You made it out of the mystery novel.
**[20:01] Ranpo**
Of course.
**[20:03] Ranpo**
I identified all 500 criminals.
**[20:05] Ranpo**
Fancy-hat boy is still inside.
**[20:07] Ranpo**
He gave up on the mystery novel
and just started beating everyone up.
**[20:13] Yosano**
It's the president.
**[20:20] Kunikida**
We'll accept any punishment in the fullest.
**[20:24] Fukuzawa**
We'll determine your punishment later.
**[20:29] Fukuzawa**
But I'm deeply grateful for
your work on this matter.
**[20:39] Fukuzawa**
Well done, everyone.
**[20:48] Atsushi**
This is such a nice venue.
**[20:51] Dazai**
Yeah.
**[20:52] Dazai**
It's a beautiful ship.
**[21:07] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun.
**[21:08] Atsushi**
Yes?
**[21:09] Dazai**
How was it working alongside Akutagawa-kun?
**[21:12] Atsushi**
Awful.
**[21:13] Atsushi**
I never want to partner with him again.
**[21:17] Dazai**
Why not?
**[21:18] Atsushi**
We're just fundamentally incompatible.
**[21:21] Atsushi**
He's short-sighted and...
**[21:26] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
In six months, I kill you.
**[21:29] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Be well-prepared.
**[21:32] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
When we first fought on the ship,
**[21:34] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
I utterly despised you for
how well-off you are.
**[21:39] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
But that's somewhat different now.
**[21:41] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Until I defeat you, I can't move on.
**[21:46] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Thus, I will kill you.
**[21:49] Dazai**
And what did you tell him?
**[21:54] Atsushi**
I'm sure you can guess.
**[21:57] Dazai**
Sure, I have a vague idea.
**[22:00] (Flashback) Atsushi**
All right.
**[22:02] (Flashback) Atsushi**
But on one condition.
**[22:04] (Flashback) Atsushi**
Don't kill anyone for the next six months.
**[22:08] (Flashback) Atsushi**
There's something simple
that you'll learn from that:
**[22:12] (Flashback) Atsushi**
what it takes to win Dazai-san's approval,
**[22:16] (Flashback) Atsushi**
and the fact that weakness and
strength aren't what they seem,
**[22:20] (Flashback) Atsushi**
and that you're really ahead of me already.
**[22:27] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Very well.
**[22:32] Atsushi**
*I'll get stronger.*
**[22:34] Atsushi**
*I'll ask Kunikida-san to teach me to fight,*
**[22:37] Atsushi**
* and I'll train myself to*
* control my ability better,*
**[22:41] Atsushi**
* so I can brush off Akutagawa's*
* strength six months from now.*
**[22:46] Atsushi**
*That way,*
**[22:49] Atsushi**
* I can be freed from the*
* shackles of that man.*
**[22:52] Dazai**
I figured that's what you'd say.
**[23:00] Dazai**
A mafia member who doesn't kill, huh?
**[23:04] Dazai**
You and Akutagawa-kun are both fighters.
**[23:09] Dazai**
Just like us.
**[23:17] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun.
**[23:21] Atsushi**
What are we toasting to?
**[23:25] Dazai**
To the stray dogs.
**[23:32] Atsushi**
To the stray dogs.
# Season 4
# 38 - The Lone Swordsman and the Famous Detective
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** This
is
the
story
***SIGN*** of
one
man's
struggles
***SIGN*** and
his
growth
—
***SIGN*** and
of
parenting
***SIGN*** Military Cliques
Keep Dying
Breaking News:
Diet Launches
Investigation
***SIGN*** The Truth Behind
The Blood-Stained
Peace Treaty
***SIGN*** Purges Killings
Result in
Political Maneuvering
***SIGN*** Divine Punishment
in Modern Times
Are War Hawks
in Decline?
***SIGN*** Gen'ichiro
**[00:37] Fukuchi**
*It's me.*
**[00:38] Fukuchi**
* Are you prepared to join*
* the military police?*
**[00:41] Fukuchi**
* We're the only ones who can*
* make use of your powers.*
**[00:44] Fukuchi**
*Get over here.*
**[00:45] Fukuzawa**
From now on, I work alone.
**[02:22] Woman A**
Oh, God...
**[02:23] Man B**
Did they jump?
**[02:24] Man C**
No, apparently it was a murder.
**[02:27] Man C**
Shoved out a window.
**[02:40] Secretary**
Come in.
**[02:44] Fukuzawa**
My condolences.
**[02:46] Fukuzawa**
He was a good man.
**[02:48] Secretary**
Thank you for coming, Fukuzawa-san.
**[02:52] Fukuzawa**
By the way, what are these documents?
**[02:55] Secretary**
I'm organizing.
**[02:57] Fukuzawa**
Why?
**[02:58] Secretary**
I suspect that the murderer was intent on
either stealing or destroying these documents.
**[03:06] Secretary**
In order to confirm that,
**[03:08] Secretary**
I'm arranging all the documents
according to any potential patterns.
**[03:12] Secretary**
This entire room is a catalog for
determining the attacker's motivations.
**[03:20] Fukuzawa**
I'm told that he was pushed
out of this window.
**[03:23] Secretary**
The president took me in as a
secretary. I'm indebted to him.
**[03:28] Secretary**
Solving the nature of the crime would
be the best farewell gift I can offer.
**[03:34] Secretary**
But, fortunately, the assassin
has already been captured.
**[03:39] Secretary**
After murdering the president, he was
apprehended by guards on the first floor,
**[03:43] Secretary**
and is now being held next door.
**[03:45] Fukuzawa**
What?
**[03:46] Fukuzawa**
The ten fingerprints recovered from the back of
the president's clothes apparently matched his.
**[03:52] Fukuzawa**
He's still next door?
**[03:54] Secretary**
He seems to have given up.
**[03:56] Secretary**
He's very quiet.
**[03:58] Fukuzawa**
I'd like to see the assassin.
**[04:01] Secretary**
Be my guest.
**[04:02] Secretary**
But please don't touch the documents.
**[04:27] Fukuzawa**
*He's quite an accomplished assassin.*
**[04:29] Fukuzawa**
*Reddish hair and dual pistols.*
**[04:32] Fukuzawa**
* Which means he must be the child*
* assassin so famous in the underground.*
**[04:37] Fukuzawa**
*But, if this boy truly is Oda Sakunosuke,*
**[04:40] Fukuzawa**
* how could he be captured*
* by mere security guards?*
**[04:43] Secretary**
As you can see, that man is
maintaining his silence.
**[04:47] Secretary**
The municipal police should
be taking him soon.
**[04:50] Fukuzawa**
As for you—
**[04:51] Rampo**
Hey, there!
***SIGN*** *Episode 38*
***SIGN*** The Lone Swordsman and the Famous Detective
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 120 0 120 250 0 230
**[04:58] Rampo**
It's damn windy today, huh?
**[05:02] Rampo**
So, anyway...
**[05:04] Rampo**
Is there any chance we can
relocate this company?
**[05:07] Rampo**
The hills are a pain and the
directions are so complicated.
**[05:10] Secretary**
Excuse me?
**[05:11] Rampo**
Also, I'm getting hungry.
**[05:13] Rampo**
D'you have any food?
**[05:14] Secretary**
Excuse me?
**[05:16] Rampo**
Here we go again, looking
down on me like some kid.
**[05:19] Rampo**
Fine, never mind the food.
**[05:21] Rampo**
Just give me the permit.
**[05:23] Rampo**
Wait, have you lost it
in all these documents?
**[05:25] Rampo**
Dammit!
**[05:27] Rampo**
You're the secretary! You'd better find it!
**[05:29] Rampo**
I don't have the slightest interest
in the fingerprints in this room.
**[05:34] Secretary**
What is your problem?
**[05:36] Secretary**
Regardless of the circumstances,
this is the president's office.
**[05:40] Secretary**
Unless you're authorized,
you may not be here.
**[05:42] Rampo**
I'm authorized, though.
**[05:44] Rampo**
I'm here for an interview today.
**[05:47] Rampo**
The president did say he would be
interviewing an administration trainee...
**[05:52] Rampo**
Anyway, I just came here for the working permit
that I'm supposed to get at the interview.
**[05:56] Rampo**
Once I have that, I can get some
funding from the government.
**[06:00] Rampo**
Mind if I move this useless paper?
**[06:02] Secretary**
You may not!
**[06:03] Secretary**
The very arrangements of these documents
**[06:05] Secretary**
is a catalog for determining
the attacker's motivations.
**[06:09] Rampo**
Come on, that's such a blatant lie.
**[06:12] Rampo**
Forget it.
**[06:13] Rampo**
I'll find it myself.
**[06:15] Rampo**
I'll be done in an instant.
**[06:17] Fukuzawa**
Boy.
**[06:18] Fukuzawa**
There's a mountain of documents here.
How do you plan to find yours?
**[06:22] Rampo**
The old man can speak!
**[06:24] Rampo**
Unlike all your loose papers, mine's got a
heavy stamp and it's printed on thick paper.
**[06:30] Secretary**
Hey!
**[06:32] Secretary**
No!
**[06:42] Rampo**
Found it.
**[06:47] Secretary**
How could you...
**[06:49] Secretary**
Now I have to check every sheet
and arrange it all over.
**[06:53] Secretary**
And I still have to report on the
missing documents within 48 hours.
**[06:56] Rampo**
Why bother?
**[06:58] Rampo**
They're all here.
**[07:02] Rampo**
No documents have been stolen,
**[07:05] Rampo**
and the assassin didn't kill the president.
**[07:08] Rampo**
Like, you're the murderer anyway,
aren't you, secretary?
**[07:13] Rampo**
You arranging documents to keep people away
so that you can come up with an alibi.
**[07:19] Rampo**
I mean, it's suspicious
if there were fingerprints
**[07:22] Rampo**
on the president's clothes but
nowhere else in the room.
**[07:25] Rampo**
The obviously guilty secretary
**[07:28] Rampo**
and the obviously innocent
assassin are right here...
**[07:32] Rampo**
And you're just standing there.
**[07:34] Rampo**
Come on, mister, you're slacking on the job.
**[07:38] Secretary**
Fukuzawa-san...
**[07:40] Secretary**
Please kick that kid out of here.
**[07:42] Secretary**
I can't have him making even
more of a mess in here!
**[07:47] Fukuzawa**
The assassin's fingerprints were found
on the back of the victim's clothes.
**[07:52] Fukuzawa**
From when he shoved him.
**[07:55] Rampo**
There's no way even the best assassin
**[07:57] Rampo**
could get close to the president
without being noticed.
**[08:00] Rampo**
The door is right in view of the desk.
**[08:03] Rampo**
And, if the president resisted before
he was forced out the window,
**[08:08] Rampo**
the fingerprints would have indicated
him being thrown out, not pushed out.
**[08:14] Fukuzawa**
He may have happened to
be looking out the window.
**[08:18] Rampo**
On such a windy day?
**[08:20] Rampo**
With the window open? By himself?
**[08:23] Fukuzawa**
*He's right.*
**[08:25] Fukuzawa**
* Which means it must have*
* been someone close to him.*
**[08:28] Rampo**
It was someone close to him,
yet the assassin's fingerprints turned up.
**[08:32] Rampo**
So those prints were faked.
**[08:34] Rampo**
I heard it's easy to fake fingerprints.
**[08:37] Rampo**
You just need to make molds of the
fingers using putty or something.
**[08:40] Rampo**
Weren't you a police officer or
something before, mister secretary?
**[08:43] Rampo**
You mentioned the 48 hour
investigation law earlier.
**[08:46] Secretary**
This is ridiculous!
**[08:47] Secretary**
How would I have taken
the assassin's prints?!
**[08:50] Secretary**
Fukuzawa-san!
**[08:51] Secretary**
Just get this brat out of here!
**[08:54] Rampo**
You were able to get the assassin's
prints because you hired him.
**[08:57] Secretary**
Shut up!
**[08:58] Rampo**
Since *you* hired him, you could
easily entrap a top-tier assassin.
**[09:01] Rampo**
Even get security guards to catch him.
**[09:04] Rampo**
I don't think the assassin over there
even knew he was being entrapped.
**[09:10] Rampo**
I'm sure he'd talk if he
found out he's been fooled.
**[09:13] Rampo**
Why don't you try asking him?
**[09:19] Odasaku**
I have no intention of fighting you.
**[09:21] Fukuzawa**
Don't add more crimes to your guilt.
**[09:23] Fukuzawa**
You can get off with a lesser
plea if you stop now.
**[09:54] Fukuzawa**
What?!
**[10:00] Fukuzawa**
No!
**[10:07] Odasaku**
There is no forgiveness in this world.
**[10:10] Odasaku**
Only revenge.
**[10:13] Fukuzawa**
You...
**[10:18] Fukuzawa**
Call an ambulance!
**[10:19] Fukuzawa**
And contact the municipal police!
**[10:21] Rampo**
I don't think we need to call the ambulance.
**[10:24] Rampo**
The secretary's dead anyway.
**[10:30] ---**
**[10:31] Rampo**
Miss, could I get another red bean soup?
**[10:36] Fukuzawa**
Why don't you eat the rice cake?
**[10:38] Rampo**
It's not sweet.
**[10:41] Fukuzawa**
When did you realize the
secretary was the murderer?
**[10:44] Rampo**
From the beginning.
**[10:45] Rampo**
He was wearing a coat, right?
**[10:48] Rampo**
Who wears a coat when
they're sorting documents?
**[10:51] Rampo**
Your sleeves would get in the way.
**[10:54] Rampo**
He was concealing tools for faking
the assassin's fingerprints.
**[10:59] Fukuzawa**
Boy...
**[11:00] Rampo**
My name is Edogawa Rampo.
**[11:03] Rampo**
Remember that.
**[11:04] Fukuzawa**
What about school?
**[11:05] Rampo**
I was at a police academy,
living in the dorms.
**[11:09] Rampo**
I had an argument
with the dorm supervisor,
**[11:10] Rampo**
so I exposed all of their
past affairs and I got kicked out.
**[11:17] Rampo**
Since then, I've been bouncing
around from place to place.
**[11:19] Rampo**
I was a live-in worker at a garrison,
**[11:22] Rampo**
until I got thrown out for blabbing
about the head chief's corruption.
**[11:27] Fukuzawa**
Your parents?
**[11:29] Rampo**
Dead.
**[11:31] Rampo**
In an accident.
**[11:33] Rampo**
That's why I came out to Yokohama.
**[11:37] Fukuzawa**
Are you full now?
**[11:39] Rampo**
Yeah, thanks.
**[11:40] Fukuzawa**
Good.
**[11:42] Fukuzawa**
Well done today.
**[11:45] Rampo**
That's it?
**[11:47] Rampo**
You're talking to a fourteen-year-old boy
who's lost his parents, his job and his future.
**[11:53] Rampo**
That's all you've got?
***SIGN*** Fukuzawa
Yukichi
**[11:59] Rampo**
What's that?
**[12:00] Fukuzawa**
My contact information.
**[12:02] Fukuzawa**
Security police.
**[12:04] Fukuzawa**
I'm basically a bodyguard.
**[12:06] Fukuzawa**
Contact me if you're ever in trouble.
**[12:09] Fukuzawa**
I'll help you free of charge,
the first time or so.
**[12:24] Fukuzawa**
Boy.
**[12:30] Fukuzawa**
Yes?
**[12:32] Rampo**
*Help me, mister bodyguard.*
**[12:37] Rampo**
I don't have work or a place to stay.
**[12:40] Rampo**
I'm going to die.
**[12:44] Fukuzawa**
I'm headed to work.
**[12:46] Fukuzawa**
Come with me.
**[12:47] Fukuzawa**
A client is looking for manpower.
**[12:50] Fukuzawa**
I'll broker a deal for you.
**[12:52] Fukuzawa**
Does that work?
**[12:54] Rampo**
Really?!
**[13:02] Rampo**
A theater?
***SIGN*** Sekai Gekijou
***SIGN*** Sekai Gekijou
**[13:03] Fukuzawa**
The manager has been
lamenting a staff shortage.
**[13:07] Fukuzawa**
If I can finish my job here,
I'm sure she'd be open to hiring you.
***SIGN*** The Day Is a Dream
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Night Is Real
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[13:14] Fukuzawa**
What job?
**[13:16] Manager**
We have some time until opening.
**[13:18] Manager**
Check the scene for me.
**[13:21] Fukuzawa**
Do you have some idea who the
threats might be coming from?
**[13:25] Manager**
The police will do the investigating.
**[13:27] Manager**
Your job is to arrest the
attacker when it happens.
**[13:32] Fukuzawa**
Could you at least tell
me what the threat is?
**[13:35] Manager**
Here.
**[13:37] Manager**
We received this several days ago.
**[13:40] Manager**
"The angels shall bring true
death upon the performers. V."
**[13:46] Fukuzawa**
V?
**[13:47] Rampo**
The performers, huh?
**[13:50] Rampo**
So is it the actors who
are going to be killed?
**[13:53] Rampo**
I can't wait to see what happens.
**[13:56] Manager**
Who is this child?
**[13:58] Fukuzawa**
He's looking for work.
**[14:00] Fukuzawa**
I heard you needed more people.
**[14:04] Fukuzawa**
I'm hoping you can interview him
once this situation is resolved.
**[14:09] Manager**
Please send me a resume, then.
**[14:11] Manager**
I'll evaluate him along
with the other candidates.
**[14:14] Rampo**
There are other people who signed up?
**[14:17] Rampo**
There's no chance I'm getting hired, then.
**[14:19] Manager**
I told you I'll evaluate you.
**[14:21] Rampo**
Nope.
**[14:22] Rampo**
This hag's already decided
she's not hiring me.
**[14:25] Manager**
Hag?!
**[14:26] Rampo**
You could have just been honest with me.
**[14:28] Rampo**
Why don't grown-ups ever say
what they're really thinking?
**[14:31] Rampo**
Same thing with how you're
dealing with this guy.
**[14:34] Rampo**
The reason you aren't introducing
him to the municipal police
**[14:37] Rampo**
is because you want him to
keep an eye on the police.
**[14:39] Rampo**
And have the police keep an eye on him.
**[14:42] Rampo**
In other words, you don't trust anyone—
**[14:44] Fukuzawa**
That's enough.
**[14:47] Fukuzawa**
I don't care what your intentions are.
**[14:50] Fukuzawa**
I'm simply going to do my
best to prevent the crime.
**[14:54] Fukuzawa**
I'd like to speak with the staff.
Is that all right?
**[14:59] Manager**
Do as you wish.
**[15:03] Rampo**
Grown-ups are so quick to anger.
**[15:09] Fukuzawa**
I'm not surprised you don't
last long on any job.
***SIGN*** The Day Is a Dream
The Night Is Real
***SIGN*** Murakami
Tokio-sama
**[15:14] Murakami**
Why do you speak to me
right before the show?
**[15:17] Murakami**
Do you know what an actor is
going through prior to a show?
**[15:21] Murakami**
We dive into another world.
**[15:23] Murakami**
As though we are different people.
**[15:32] Murakami**
I've trained for nearly a year for this.
**[15:35] Murakami**
If they mess with me,
they'll be the dead ones.
**[15:38] Fukuzawa**
I'll respect your work.
**[15:41] Fukuzawa**
But you are the ones who
may end up murdered.
**[15:44] Fukuzawa**
Do you ever end up on your
own during the performance?
**[15:47] Murakami**
Yeah.
**[15:48] Murakami**
We're defenseless when we're up there.
**[15:51] Murakami**
I'm on my own for minutes.
**[15:54] Fukuzawa**
Where?
**[15:55] Murakami**
On the stage.
**[15:57] Murakami**
I'm the lead actor, believe it or not.
**[16:00] Rampo**
Huh.
**[16:00] Rampo**
You're the lead actor?
**[16:02] Rampo**
Murakami... Tokio?
**[16:04] Rampo**
Never heard of you.
**[16:05] Murakami**
Who is that brat?
**[16:07] Rampo**
Hey, what's this play about?
**[16:10] Murakami**
You've received the script, haven't you?
**[16:12] Rampo**
That script's boring.
**[16:14] Rampo**
I gave up after the first page.
**[16:16] Fukuzawa**
Boy...
**[16:18] Murakami**
I see.
**[16:21] Murakami**
If you think it's boring, it must be boring.
**[16:28] Murakami**
That's for the audience
to decide, after all.
**[16:41] Woman C**
Have you met Murakami?
**[16:43] Woman C**
This play's practically a one-man show.
**[16:47] Woman C**
He's been meeting a lot with the
stagewright, Kurahashi-san.
**[16:51] Man D**
No one actually thinks there's
going to be a murder.
**[16:55] Man D**
But if someone's going to get hit,
it'd probably be Murakami-kun.
**[16:58] Man D**
He's got a lot of women
chasing after him, too.
**[17:01] Man D**
I only have a minor role.
**[17:03] Man D**
I'm not even worth threatening.
**[17:06] Man D**
Maybe I'll become a taxi driver or
something once this performance is over.
**[17:13] Women E**
You know what that is?
**[17:14] Fukuzawa**
Hm?
**[17:15] Women E**
It's an affair.
**[17:17] Women E**
It's a tiny association.
**[17:18] Women E**
Maybe they slept with a newcomer.
**[17:20] Women E**
Or they broke up and quit the group.
**[17:24] Women E**
I'm sure there's a person
or two they want to kill.
**[17:33] Rampo**
They have potato chips!
**[17:35] Rampo**
And the chocolates I missed out on!
***SIGN*** Behind
the
Serial
Murders
of
Military
Cliques
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 300 0 300
***SIGN*** Diet launches
investigation
***SIGN*** Faceless
Assassin
Punishes
War Hawks
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 200 0 200 370 0 370
**[17:40] Rampo**
I'm getting hungry, mister.
**[17:43] Rampo**
Hey, mister, are you listening?
**[17:49] Rampo**
I'm starving.
**[17:51] Rampo**
And I'm not getting that job.
**[17:53] Rampo**
Whatever.
**[17:55] Rampo**
Someone's going to die soon and
this theater's going to get shut down.
**[17:59] Fukuzawa**
I won't let the murder happen.
**[18:02] Fukuzawa**
That's why I was called here.
**[18:05] Fukuzawa**
Neither the theater nor the municipal
police are taking the threat seriously.
**[18:09] Fukuzawa**
Regardless of the motivation
behind the threat...
**[18:13] Rampo**
It's not a threat.
**[18:15] Rampo**
It's not a threat. It's a warning.
**[18:18] Rampo**
A threat always offers two options.
**[18:21] Rampo**
"Do ABC, or I will do XYZ."
**[18:24] Rampo**
That's a threat.
**[18:26] Rampo**
But right now, all we have is a warning
saying "we're going to kill a performer."
**[18:29] Rampo**
So, it's not a threat so
much as a declaration.
**[18:34] Rampo**
The attacker hasn't made any
demands of the theater to begin with.
**[18:38] Fukuzawa**
When did you realize that?
**[18:40] Rampo**
When I heard what the letter said.
**[18:46] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
When did you realize the
secretary was the murderer?
**[18:49] (Flashback) Rampo**
From the beginning.
**[18:52] Fukuzawa**
*This boy must see truth.*
**[18:57] Fukuzawa**
Why didn't you say anything, if you knew?
**[19:00] Rampo**
I didn't think you'd misinterpreted
the warning as a threat.
**[19:06] Fukuzawa**
Do you believe everyone else
notices all the things you notice?
**[19:15] (Flashback) Rampo**
No documents have been stolen,
**[19:17] (Flashback) Rampo**
and the assassin didn't kill the president.
**[19:22] (Flashback) Rampo**
The reason you aren't introducing
him to the municipal police
**[19:25] (Flashback) Rampo**
is because you want him to
keep an eye on the police.
**[19:28] Fukuzawa**
* This boy doesn't understand that*
* nobody else knows anything.*
**[19:35] Fukuzawa**
* He's convinced that everyone*
* else already knows the truth*
**[19:39] Fukuzawa**
* and is simply hiding the*
* fact that they know.*
**[19:44] Fukuzawa**
Boy, what can you gather of me,
from what you see?
**[19:48] Fukuzawa**
You said you have nowhere
to stay tonight.
**[19:50] Rampo**
I don't.
**[19:52] Fukuzawa**
You can stay the night at my place.
**[19:55] Rampo**
Your place?
**[19:56] Fukuzawa**
Yeah.
**[19:57] Fukuzawa**
So, tell me.
**[19:59] Fukuzawa**
Tell me anything you notice about me.
**[20:02] Rampo**
Grown-ups sure do love their quid pro quos.
**[20:06] Rampo**
I've only just met you,
so there isn't much I can tell...
**[20:10] Rampo**
You're in your early thirties.
**[20:12] Rampo**
You're a bodyguard.
**[20:14] Rampo**
A master of martial arts.
**[20:16] Rampo**
Single.
**[20:17] Rampo**
No coworkers.
**[20:18] Rampo**
Right-handed.
**[20:19] Rampo**
You chose a seat by the
wall at the restaurant,
**[20:22] Rampo**
so you must be a swordsman, as well.
**[20:24] Rampo**
I guess that the reason you don't
use your katana for work anymore
**[20:27] Rampo**
is because you're ashamed of your last job.
**[20:30] Rampo**
What's a job that involves swordplay
and that you'd be ashamed of?
**[20:34] Rampo**
Come to think of it, there was some buzz
about an incident a few years ago...
**[20:38] Rampo**
Pro-war bureaucrats and overseas
military cliques were found dead
**[20:43] Rampo**
one after another during the
peace treaty debates.
**[20:47] Rampo**
And you were grimacing a bit as you looked
at the newspaper headline in the shop earlier.
***SIGN*** Faceless
Assassin
Punishes
War Hawks
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 200 0 200 370 0 370
***SIGN*** Diet launches
investigation
***SIGN*** Behind
the
Serial
Murders
of
Military
Cliques
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 300 0 300
**[20:53] Rampo**
Are you—
**[20:54] Fukuzawa**
Silence!
**[21:04] Fukuzawa**
I'm sorry.
**[21:05] Fukuzawa**
Are you all right?
**[21:11] Rampo**
Yeah.
**[21:12] Rampo**
I'm fine.
**[21:14] Fukuzawa**
*This boy's the real deal.*
**[21:20] Fukuzawa**
Boy, help me with this job.
**[21:23] Fukuzawa**
If we manage to do well,
I'll introduce you to more work.
**[21:28] Fukuzawa**
Well?
**[21:29] Rampo**
Okay.
**[21:31] Rampo**
I'll help.
**[21:35] Announcement**
*The doors will now open.*
**[21:37] Announcement**
*Please make your way to the theater.*
**[21:53] Fukuzawa**
*What the hell am I doing?*
**[21:56] Fukuzawa**
*I already decided that I'd work alone.*
**[22:05] Fukuzawa**
Let's go.
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 39
***SIGN*** The Day Is a Dream, The Night Is Real
# 39 - The Day Is a Dream, The Night Is Real
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** It has begun
**[00:01] Actress A**
It has begun.
**[00:05] Actress A**
We angels—
**[00:08] Actress A**
we wingless, fallen angels—
are about to be killed off, one by one,
**[00:17] Actress A**
by the true angels in heaven.
**[00:22] Actress B**
How foolish.
**[00:23] Actress B**
If the executor were an angel,
they would have no trouble killing us.
**[00:28] Actress B**
They'd need only play their trumpets.
**[00:30] Actress B**
They would have no reason
to resort to physical means.
**[00:33] Actress B**
This is a serial murder meant
to look like an angel's bidding,
**[00:37] Actress B**
carried out by someone here.
**[00:40] (Flashback) Manager**
"The angels shall bring true
death upon the performers. V."
**[00:45] Fukuzawa**
V?
**[00:47] Actor A**
Is that not foolish in itself?
**[00:50] Actor A**
We have no reason to kill one another.
**[00:53] Actor A**
What good would it do us to kill our own kind?
**[00:58] Actress B**
What do you think, Leader?
**[01:00] Actress C**
Leader!
**[01:01] Actor A**
Leader!
**[01:03] All**
Leader!
**[01:08] Murakami**
Is this the punishment given to us
fallen angels for adoring humanity?
**[01:15] Murakami**
Angels have been sent from
the heavens to purge us.
**[01:20] Murakami**
They are called "Gifted."
**[01:25] All**
"Gifted"?
**[01:27] Actress B**
"Gifted"?
**[01:28] Rampo**
Hey. What's a Gifted?
**[01:28] Murakami**
We are humans. We are of the earth,
**[01:30] Fukuzawa**
Just watch, and it'll make sense.
**[01:33] Murakami**
having rejected being angels
and choosing to become human.
**[01:36] Fukuzawa**
*Who is he?*
**[01:37] Murakami**
We dream, we love, and seek fulfillment
possible only because we are finite.
**[01:39] Rampo**
Hey, can I ask something?
**[01:40] Rampo**
The people here are paying
to watch this, right?
**[01:43] Actress B**
And we do not regret that decision.
**[01:45] Rampo**
Why doesn't anyone get upset at
being forced to sit through a show
**[01:46] Actress A**
To choose one's own way of being
is the truest form of the soul.
**[01:48] Rampo**
with such an obvious ending?
**[01:49] Fukuzawa**
Hey.
**[01:51] Rampo**
He's the murderer, isn't he?
**[01:51] Murakami**
Indeed.
**[01:52] Murakami**
And angels and humans are of
entirely different dimensions.
**[01:53] Rampo**
You can tell in the first five minutes.
**[01:54] Murakami**
Angels cannot have the fulfillment
which is the realm of humanity,
**[01:56] Fukuzawa**
Knock it off!
**[01:57] Murakami**
and humans are incapable of
the supremacy of angels.
**[01:59] Rampo**
Why?
**[02:00] Murakami**
Those who control humans from the
outside and those who enjoy fulfillment
**[02:00] Rampo**
Why is everyone watching this
play without complaining?
**[02:04] Murakami**
on the inside are like an author and their
characters: never shall they intertwine.
**[02:04] Rampo**
It really upsets me.
**[02:07] Rampo**
I don't get it.
**[02:07] Murakami**
And yet...
**[02:08] Actress A**
And yet?
**[02:09] Actress B**
And yet?
**[02:10] Murakami**
There are those who, despite being human, have
some fragment of angels' forbidden supremacy.
**[02:10] Rampo**
There's something everyone
else gets that I don't.
**[02:14] Murakami**
That is, oh, that is truly the cursed
soul that we call Gifted.
**[02:15] Rampo**
I don't get it.
**[02:17] Murakami**
None of us can possibly be
as sinful as the Gifted.
**[02:17] Rampo**
I'm scared.
**[02:18] Rampo**
It's like the world is filled with monsters,
**[02:19] Murakami**
The accursed Gifted snuff us out
one by one like prey for the hunt.
**[02:22] Rampo**
monsters that only I don't understand.
**[02:22] Murakami**
We must find these Gifted.
**[02:24] Murakami**
No, perhaps we must first hire a detective?
**[02:26] Rampo**
I'm all alone,
**[02:28] Rampo**
living in a world of monsters.
**[02:33] Announcement**
* There will now be a fifteen*
* minute intermission.*
**[02:36] Announcement**
*The second act will resume at 6:20.*
**[02:42] Fukuzawa**
Come.
**[02:45] Fukuzawa**
I'll give you the answer you're looking for.
**[02:50] Fukuzawa**
Have your parents said
anything about your talents?
**[02:55] Rampo**
Talents?
**[02:56] Rampo**
I wish I had talent.
**[02:58] Rampo**
It wouldn't be so hard to find work.
**[03:00] Fukuzawa**
No.
**[03:01] Fukuzawa**
You have a special talent.
**[03:05] Fukuzawa**
You were right.
**[03:07] Fukuzawa**
I used to carry a sword on my waist.
**[03:10] Fukuzawa**
I was known as the Master of Swords,
even within the government's ranks.
**[03:17] Fukuzawa**
My sword would bring peace to the nation.
**[03:20] Fukuzawa**
...or so I sincerely believed.
**[03:22] Fukuzawa**
That's why I killed.
**[03:24] Fukuzawa**
Assassination was far too easy.
**[03:27] Fukuzawa**
I only became fearful when I noticed
**[03:30] Fukuzawa**
that I was waiting eagerly
for the next assassination.
**[03:33] Fukuzawa**
I could no longer tell whether I was murdering
for my country or for the moment of the kill.
**[03:41] Fukuzawa**
That's when I decided
I'd never wield a sword again.
**[03:46] Fukuzawa**
No one else has ever learned
of my past occupation.
**[03:51] Fukuzawa**
You guessed the murderer
in the play earlier.
**[03:56] Fukuzawa**
I suspect you are the only one who
could have gleaned the answer so quickly.
**[04:00] Fukuzawa**
I wouldn't have known if I hadn't
read the script, either.
**[04:04] Fukuzawa**
Have you ever thought that the
people around you are all fools?
**[04:08] Fukuzawa**
That they're all clueless idiots?
**[04:15] Rampo**
Yes.
**[04:17] Fukuzawa**
Listen, and remember this.
**[04:19] Fukuzawa**
You are special.
**[04:21] Fukuzawa**
Other people *are* all fools.
**[04:23] Fukuzawa**
Including me.
**[04:26] Fukuzawa**
The reason you're alone is because
you have a special talent.
**[04:30] Rampo**
Special?
**[04:32] Fukuzawa**
But abilities need to be controlled.
**[04:36] Fukuzawa**
For you to pretend not
to notice your own talent
**[04:39] Fukuzawa**
is the same as my past self,
swinging a sword in pursuit of blood.
**[04:45] Rampo**
I'm the only one who's special?
**[04:47] Rampo**
How could that even happen?
**[04:49] Rampo**
Look at all the people in this city.
**[04:55] Fukuzawa**
Well...
**[04:56] Rampo**
Well?
**[04:57] Fukuzawa**
Because you're Gifted.
**[05:03] Fukuzawa**
You're special because you're Gifted.
**[05:07] Rampo**
Gifted?
**[05:08] Fukuzawa**
Your ability is one that allows you to
determine the truth at a single glance.
**[05:14] Fukuzawa**
There are numerous people
with special gifts in this world.
**[05:20] Fukuzawa**
It's because of your special ability that
the people around you look like monsters.
**[05:26] Fukuzawa**
You must control your ability.
**[05:30] Fukuzawa**
I'll teach you how.
**[05:32] Fukuzawa**
With the help of a certain individual,
**[05:35] Fukuzawa**
you'll become able to produce
your special ability on command.
**[05:38] Rampo**
A certain individual?
**[05:41] Fukuzawa**
Here.
**[05:43] Rampo**
Glasses?
**[05:44] Fukuzawa**
These were handed down
by a noble man from Kyoto.
**[05:51] Fukuzawa**
When you wear them,
your ability will be activated,
**[05:54] Fukuzawa**
and the truth will come to you instantly.
**[05:58] Fukuzawa**
And, when you aren't wearing them,
**[05:59] Fukuzawa**
you will no longer be bothered
by the foolishness of others.
**[06:03] Fukuzawa**
I'll give them to you.
**[06:07] Rampo**
These just look like a really
cheap pair of glasses.
**[06:10] Fukuzawa**
*Correct.*
**[06:12] Fukuzawa**
* They're a leftover I was forced*
* to buy at a trinket shop.*
**[06:16] Fukuzawa**
*But...*
**[06:17] Rampo**
I don't see a difference.
**[06:23] Fukuzawa**
Now, use those glasses to
control your special ability.
**[06:29] Rampo**
Control my special ability?
**[06:31] Fukuzawa**
That's right.
**[06:32] Fukuzawa**
Cut open the truth with your special ability
**[06:35] Fukuzawa**
and banish evil from the darkness
in which it lurks, Gifted detective!
**[06:40] Fukuzawa**
From today on, you are the
world's best detective.
**[06:43] Rampo**
Best detective?
**[06:44] Fukuzawa**
Isn't everything clear to you now?
**[06:48] Fukuzawa**
The world isn't terrifying at all.
**[06:51] Fukuzawa**
No one is a monster.
**[06:53] Fukuzawa**
They're simply far more
foolish than you are.
**[06:57] Rampo**
Really?
**[06:58] Fukuzawa**
No one bears any ill will towards you.
**[07:01] Fukuzawa**
They're stupid idiots.
**[07:03] Fukuzawa**
Mere children who don't
know how to see the world.
**[07:06] Rampo**
Children?
**[07:07] Rampo**
Everyone's just a stupid idiot?
**[07:09] Fukuzawa**
Yes.
**[07:11] Rampo**
They actually don't know anything?
**[07:14] Fukuzawa**
That's right.
**[07:16] Rampo**
But...
**[07:17] Fukuzawa**
Edogawa Rampo!
**[07:20] Fukuzawa**
The glasses have already accepted you.
**[07:22] Fukuzawa**
All that's left is for
you to open your mind.
**[07:25] Rampo**
Open my mind?
**[07:29] Rampo**
This creepy world...
**[07:32] Rampo**
That time, that time, that time,
and that time...
**[07:37] Rampo**
All that suffering wasn't because
there's something wrong with me,
**[07:42] Rampo**
but because there's something
wrong with the people around me?
**[07:48] Rampo**
Is that what it means?
**[07:51] Fukuzawa**
They are all clueless children.
**[07:54] Fukuzawa**
Would a baby who can't even hold
its head up ever despise another?
**[07:59] Rampo**
*He's right...*
**[08:07] Rampo**
No one ever despised me.
**[08:22] Rampo**
I see!
**[08:24] Rampo**
You're all babies!
**[08:25] Rampo**
The world isn't creepy at all!
**[08:28] Rampo**
You're just all stupid little idiots!
**[08:31] Rampo**
I have to protect all these silly children!
**[08:35] Fukuzawa**
Come on, Rampo...
**[08:36] Rampo**
There's something I have to do.
**[08:38] Rampo**
You head back to your seat, mister.
**[08:41] Rampo**
We still might be able to stop the murder.
**[08:43] Fukuzawa**
What?
**[08:45] Rampo**
The murderer will follow through with
their threat and commit the attack.
**[08:49] Rampo**
We just have to take advantage of that fact.
**[08:52] Fukuzawa**
What are you talking about?
**[08:53] Rampo**
I already see everything.
**[08:56] Rampo**
The enemy's goals,
their plans, everything.
**[08:59] Rampo**
So I want you to keep
an eye on the audience.
**[09:05] Fukuzawa**
All right.
**[09:07] Fukuzawa**
But be careful.
**[09:09] Rampo**
Don't worry!
**[09:10] Rampo**
After all, I'm the world's best detective,
on a mission to protect the world's fools!
***SIGN*** Episode 39
***SIGN*** The Day Is a Dream, The Night Is Real
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 450 0 450 80 0 80
**[10:51] Murakami**
Forgive us, haloed angel of war,
**[10:54] Murakami**
or show yourself in the human realm!
**[10:58] Murakami**
I do not fear death!
**[11:00] Murakami**
If you must cast judgment,
first pierce my chest.
**[11:05] Murakami**
I know what you want.
**[11:07] Murakami**
You want me to watch as my
friends spite one another
**[11:10] Murakami**
with the foulness common
to humanity, don't you?
**[11:12] Murakami**
I shall expose you!
**[11:14] Murakami**
And your sin!
**[11:29] Audience Woman A**
Wow.
**[11:31] Fukuzawa**
*This doesn't happen in the script.*
**[11:34] ---**
**[11:36] ---**
Why's he...?
**[11:39] Fukuzawa**
*Real blood.*
**[11:41] Fukuzawa**
Call an ambulance!
**[11:42] Fukuzawa**
Inform the police at the
door and close the theater.
**[11:45] ---**
**[11:45] ---**
**[11:46] Fukuzawa**
*Is he dead?*
**[11:47] ---**
**[11:48] ---**
**[11:48] Fukuzawa**
*But where's the weapon?*
**[11:51] Fukuzawa**
*No weapon...*
**[11:53] Fukuzawa**
No...
**[11:54] Fukuzawa**
A murder by an angel?
**[11:57] Fukuzawa**
Impossible!
**[11:59] Woman B**
No!
**[12:02] Woman B**
Takio!
**[12:04] Man D**
He's actually dead!
**[12:05] ---**
**[12:05] Man E**
It's a murder!
**[12:08] Fukuzawa**
Stay in your seats!
**[12:10] Fukuzawa**
If you flee, you could become
a suspect in the murder.
**[12:10] ---**
Takio! Takio!
**[12:18] (Flashback) Rampo**
So I want you to keep
an eye on the audience.
**[12:22] Fukuzawa**
*So the one who flees is the culprit.*
**[12:33] Fukuzawa**
*Where has Rampo gone?*
**[12:36] Mitamura**
Captain, a member of the
audience has disappeared.
**[12:39] Fukuzawa**
What?
**[12:40] Fukuzawa**
Pardon me.
**[12:43] Mitamura**
Why, hello, sir.
**[12:46] Mitamura**
Thank you for your work.
**[12:47] Fukuzawa**
I overheard that someone
fled from the audience.
**[12:49] Mitamura**
Yes.
**[12:50] Mitamura**
I'm sure we handled the lockdown
of the theater competently,
**[12:54] Mitamura**
but someone has vanished.
**[12:55] Fukuzawa**
What does this person look like
and which seat were they in?
**[12:58] Mitamura**
He was in the front row.
**[13:00] Mitamura**
Light-brown suit and a round hat.
**[13:02] Mitamura**
A dignified-looking, middle-aged man,
holding a wooden cane.
**[13:08] Fukuzawa**
*It's that man.*
**[13:10] Fukuzawa**
When did that man leave his seat?
**[13:12] Mitamura**
We have confirmation that he was there
when the performance began, but...
**[13:17] Fukuzawa**
I'm going to search the building.
**[13:20] Mitamura**
Wait, sir!
**[13:22] Fukuzawa**
*This is my fault.*
**[13:23] Fukuzawa**
*I instigated this.*
**[13:25] Fukuzawa**
* Rampo's just a boy. He doesn't*
* know how to protect himself.*
**[13:30] Fukuzawa**
*He may be a brilliant detective,*
**[13:33] Fukuzawa**
* but if the murderer attacks him*
* in a frenzy, he doesn't stand a chance.*
**[13:39] Fukuzawa**
*He can't activate his ability on his own.*
**[13:42] Fukuzawa**
* I need to become his*
* shield and fend off evil,*
**[13:45] Fukuzawa**
*so he's safe to engage in his reasoning.*
***SIGN*** A
detective
must
be
armed
**[13:52] Fukuzawa**
*A detective must be armed.*
**[13:58] Manager**
Fukuzawa-san.
**[14:03] Fukuzawa**
Sorry, but please make it quick.
**[14:05] Manager**
I have a message from Rampo-kun.
**[14:08] Fukuzawa**
Yes?
**[14:09] Manager**
Rampo-kun said there were two murderers.
**[14:14] (Flashback) Rampo**
This crime is comprised of
two different kinds of acts.
**[14:17] (Flashback) Rampo**
You could think of it like
a shrimp and a sea bream.
**[14:20] (Flashback) Rampo**
You could be satisfied with the shrimp,
which is easy to catch.
**[14:24] (Flashback) Rampo**
Shrimp's pretty tasty.
**[14:26] (Flashback) Rampo**
But if you want to catch the sea bream,
**[14:28] (Flashback) Rampo**
well, you're going to
have to use the shrimp.
**[14:33] Fukuzawa**
*That's so convoluted.*
**[14:35] Fukuzawa**
Where is Rampo?
**[14:37] Manager**
Dunno.
**[14:38] Manager**
He could be anywhere.
**[14:42] Fukuzawa**
Murakami was the one who was
murdered, so why talk to me?
**[14:45] Manager**
Because Rampo-kun told me the
truth about part of the case.
**[14:50] Manager**
Fukuzawa-san, who is that kid?
**[14:54] Manager**
I have no doubt that he's
an excellent detective,
**[14:57] Manager**
but is he really Gifted,
the way he says he is?
**[15:03] Fukuzawa**
What happened?
**[15:05] Manager**
He's the only one who
sees the whole picture.
**[15:08] Manager**
"I'm going to solve the whole thing,
so get your butt to the seats," he said.
**[15:23] Rampo**
I am the deus ex machina, here to solve
the case at the very end of this play!
**[15:29] Rampo**
Basically, I'm Gifted
and a brilliant detective.
**[15:34] Rampo**
Anyway, let's get to the chapter
where it's all solved.
**[15:37] Rampo**
I was listening to the murmuring earlier.
**[15:41] Rampo**
It seems like a lot of you
think the angel killed him.
**[15:47] Rampo**
Just so you know, angels...
**[15:51] Rampo**
do exist.
**[15:53] Rampo**
You, the audience, are the angels.
**[15:56] Rampo**
This murder and this play
are deeply connected.
**[16:01] Rampo**
This play is about a turning of tides.
**[16:03] Rampo**
The tables turn between
the angels and humans,
**[16:05] Rampo**
and the executors become the executed.
**[16:08] Rampo**
There's an empty seat there.
**[16:12] Rampo**
The municipal police think the gentleman who
vanished from that seat is the culprit.
**[16:16] Rampo**
But this is a story about a reversal.
**[16:19] Rampo**
The power dynamic shifts,
**[16:21] Rampo**
and the victim and attacker swap seats.
**[16:24] Rampo**
In other words, he isn't the attacker.
**[16:28] Rampo**
He's the victim.
**[16:30] Rampo**
And the victim was here all along.
**[16:38] Rampo**
This is the turning of the tide.
**[16:47] Rampo**
And thus the attacker has become the victim.
**[16:50] Rampo**
Now, policemen, it's your turn.
**[16:54] Rampo**
He's just unconscious.
**[16:55] Rampo**
You don't have to be in such a hurry.
**[16:58] Rampo**
Now, here's the elephant in the room.
**[17:03] Rampo**
Who is that man and why did
he have to be abducted?
**[17:08] Rampo**
You could obviously ask the attacker.
**[17:12] Rampo**
There was never a murder to begin with.
**[17:17] Rampo**
Now, show yourself, fallen one!
**[17:27] Fukuzawa**
What?!
**[17:31] Murakami**
When did you realize?
**[17:32] Rampo**
From the beginning.
**[17:34] Rampo**
When I first met you in the green room,
**[17:36] Rampo**
you looked pale and you were
chugging a ton of water.
**[17:40] Rampo**
That was because you'd just drawn blood.
**[17:43] Rampo**
In order to throw off the security police,
the municipal police, and the forensic experts,
**[17:47] Rampo**
you had to use your own fresh blood.
**[17:50] Rampo**
To fake your own pulse, you used the
silicon rubber stuff you use in plays.
**[17:56] Rampo**
You needed the stagewright's
cooperation to pull off this play.
**[18:01] Rampo**
He's an accomplice, isn't he?
**[18:03] Murakami**
That's right.
**[18:04] Murakami**
The stagewright and I planned it together.
**[18:07] Murakami**
To think that an impossible Gifted
would show up as a detective...
**[18:12] Rampo**
Not just any detective. The *best* detective.
**[18:15] Murakami**
I am...
**[18:17] Murakami**
I'm an actor.
**[18:20] Murakami**
I become something I'm not and
build a life that doesn't exist,
**[18:25] Murakami**
all to carry out my job of
exposing what humanity truly is.
**[18:29] Murakami**
There's something unavoidable when
you're trying to dramatize a way of life.
**[18:33] Murakami**
That is death.
**[18:35] Murakami**
My ultimate task was to play a real death.
**[18:40] Murakami**
To me, that is what it means to
reach the pinnacle of acting.
**[18:44] Murakami**
I am the first ever actor to play death.
**[18:47] Murakami**
I wanted the audience here to see that.
**[18:54] Murakami**
I have no regrets.
**[18:56] Murakami**
This is how I live my life.
**[19:01] Rampo**
I think you're amazing.
**[19:02] Rampo**
That's not something anyone can do.
**[19:05] Rampo**
Speaking of which...
**[19:07] Rampo**
Look at all the faces in the audience.
**[19:14] Rampo**
Everyone here has two things in common.
**[19:18] Rampo**
One is that they came
specifically to see your play.
**[19:22] Rampo**
The other is that they've witnessed
a person's death up close.
**[19:27] Rampo**
I'm not really sure, but does forcing
the audience make such a face...
**[19:34] Rampo**
really count as the pinnacle of acting?
**[19:46] Murakami**
I see...
**[19:49] Murakami**
I was doing all this acting for myself.
**[20:05] Fukuzawa**
Rampo.
**[20:07] Rampo**
These glasses are awesome, mister!
**[20:10] Fukuzawa**
About that...
**[20:12] Rampo**
With these glasses and my special ability,
I'm going to be unstoppable!
**[20:17] Mitamura**
Thank you, sirs!
**[20:21] Mitamura**
Ever since I saw you, security policeman,
**[20:24] Mitamura**
I was convinced that you
would solve the case.
**[20:27] Mitamura**
I never would have thought you'd
have such a secret weapon.
**[20:31] Fukuzawa**
About that...
**[20:33] Mitamura**
I believe we must have you explain the
resolution of the case at our station.
**[20:39] Rampo**
Sure, but can I have that in my permit?
**[20:42] Rampo**
"It's all thanks to my special
abilities that we solved the case!"
**[20:46] Rampo**
Just kidding.
**[20:48] Mitamura**
You're Gifted?!
**[20:49] Mitamura**
Like in the play?
**[20:51] Mitamura**
Amazing!
**[20:52] Mitamura**
Our young detective is Gifted?!
**[20:54] Rampo**
That's right.
**[20:55] Rampo**
A Gifted crime-solver.
**[20:58] Rampo**
Brilliant detective Edogawa Rampo,
at your service!
**[21:00] Fukuzawa**
Hold it.
**[21:02] Fukuzawa**
Sir, I'll handle the police hearing.
**[21:06] Fukuzawa**
Rampo is exhausted from his detective work.
**[21:09] Rampo**
Huh? I'm totally fine.
**[21:11] Fukuzawa**
You simply inferred the truth
through observation and deduction.
**[21:16] Fukuzawa**
You never used any special ability.
**[21:18] Rampo**
What are you talking about?
**[21:20] Rampo**
You're the one who said I'm Gifted.
**[21:23] Fukuzawa**
I'm telling you...
**[21:24] Rampo**
Come on, do you seriously think
**[21:27] Rampo**
I could have instantly seen through
the case if I wasn't Gifted?
**[21:30] Mitamura**
I don't think so!
**[21:33] Rampo**
If the police are going to suck up to me,
now's the time to do it!
**[21:38] Rampo**
The ability to solve crimes instantly
**[21:41] Rampo**
is a godly power that
can threaten the police's jobs.
**[21:44] Mitamura**
Sir!
**[21:45] Rampo**
I can't wait to ride in the police car!
**[21:48] Rampo**
Seems like this is going to take you a while,
so I'll see you there, mister.
**[21:54] Fukuzawa**
All right.
**[21:56] Fukuzawa**
I'm going to discuss the cleanup
tasks with Egawa-san.
**[21:59] Fukuzawa**
I'll see you there.
**[22:01] Fukuzawa**
Officer, please take care of Rampo.
**[22:04] Mitamura**
Understood!
**[22:05] Mitamura**
Bye.
**[22:11] Rampo**
Fukuzawa-san!
**[22:14] Rampo**
See ya later!
**[22:23] Fukuzawa**
Fukuzawa-san, huh?
**[22:27] Fukuzawa**
Do you have a moment?
**[22:29] Manager**
Fukuzawa-san.
**[22:31] Fukuzawa**
May I ask you something?
**[22:33] Fukuzawa**
Who was the man that was
unconscious for a while?
**[22:37] Murakami**
I'm told that the gentleman is
the other aim of this project.
**[22:42] Fukuzawa**
You were *told?*
**[22:44] Murakami**
I planned this project with
the stagewright, Kurahashi.
**[22:48] Murakami**
But he seemed to have plans of his own.
**[22:52] Murakami**
The gentleman in the suit
rarely appears in public.
**[22:55] Murakami**
Apparently, capturing him
was one of the objectives.
**[22:59] Detective**
Fukuzawa-sensei!
**[23:01] Detective**
Has the victim been here the whole time?
**[23:04] Fukuzawa**
What's the matter?
**[23:05] Detective**
The stagewright's been
murdered in his room!
**[23:08] Fukuzawa**
What?!
**[23:09] Murakami**
No...
**[23:11] Detective**
There doesn't seem to be any
sign of a struggle at the scene.
**[23:14] Detective**
He's been impaled from
behind in his own, locked room.
**[23:22] Manager**
A murder in a closed room?
**[23:25] Fukuzawa**
What is going on?
**[23:30] Rampo**
Hey, officer, are we there yet?
**[23:33] Mitamura**
Soon.
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 40
***SIGN*** Secrets of the Founding of the Detective Agency
**[23:37] Rampo**
Mm-hm.
# 40 - The Secret Founding of the Detective Agency
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***SIGN*** The
angels
***SIGN*** shall
bring
***SIGN*** true death
upon the
performers.
— V
**[00:03] Man A**
*This is Kanagawa Traffic Police Unit 205.*
**[00:06] Man A**
* Arrest made at scene. Middle-aged male;*
* requesting identity check.*
**[00:10] Rampo**
Mister Officer, are we there yet?
**[00:14] Mitamura**
Almost.
**[00:17] Mitamura**
That was impressive, though.
**[00:20] Mitamura**
You're literally a little detective.
**[00:22] Mitamura**
You and the bodyguard would
make an excellent detective duo.
**[00:27] Rampo**
I don't think that guy has any
interest in working with me, though.
**[00:31] Mitamura**
Oh, is that so?
**[00:34] Rampo**
That guy's afraid of strangers.
**[00:36] Mitamura**
You've only just met him,
yet you know him so well.
**[00:40] Mitamura**
You truly are gifted.
**[00:42] Mitamura**
You have the ability to see
through the truth, don't you?
**[00:47] Rampo**
Though...
**[00:48] Rampo**
You don't actually believe that, do you?
**[00:53] Rampo**
I mean, you said I've only just met him.
**[00:58] Rampo**
That means you just checked
in with headquarters
**[01:00] Rampo**
and found out that I only met Fukuzawa-san
after the president's assassination.
**[01:06] Rampo**
You wanted to test my ability.
**[01:09] Mitamura**
Impressive.
**[01:11] Mitamura**
Shucks, I really underestimated you.
**[01:14] Rampo**
I hate that you're still doubting me.
**[01:17] Rampo**
Want me to prove that I'm Gifted?
**[01:20] Mitamura**
What an honor!
**[01:22] Mitamura**
I get a front-row seat to a
Gifted detective at work.
**[01:26] Rampo**
This car isn't headed to
the police station, is it?
**[01:31] Mitamura**
I should have told you sooner.
**[01:33] Mitamura**
I'm sorry.
**[01:35] Mitamura**
I received a dispatch just before we left.
**[01:37] Mitamura**
There's been an incident,
**[01:39] Mitamura**
and they want me to take the
expert detective there.
**[01:42] Rampo**
I see.
**[01:44] Mitamura**
But I don't think you needed to use your
special ability to figure that out.
**[01:48] Mitamura**
The police station is
towards the train station.
**[01:51] Mitamura**
It doesn't take much to realize
we're going the wrong way.
**[01:54] Rampo**
Let's do this, then.
**[01:55] Rampo**
You can ask me anything
about the last incident.
**[01:59] Rampo**
If I can't answer your question, you win.
**[02:03] Rampo**
If you run out of questions, I win.
**[02:05] Rampo**
How's that?
**[02:06] Mitamura**
Makes sense.
**[02:08] Mitamura**
Okay, here's a question
I'm sure is on everyone's mind:
**[02:12] Mitamura**
You know the gentleman in the
suit who was arrested on stage?
**[02:16] Mitamura**
How do you think he was
captured and taken there?
**[02:20] Rampo**
A rug.
**[02:22] Mitamura**
A rug?
**[02:23] Rampo**
You remember the high-pile rugs in the hall?
**[02:27] Rampo**
One of them was missing
after the whole panic.
**[02:31] Rampo**
Also, there was a faint odor
where the rug was.
**[02:36] Rampo**
It's like...
**[02:38] Rampo**
That weird-smelling stuff they use
to make paint and plastics and stuff.
**[02:42] Mitamura**
Organic solvent?
**[02:43] Rampo**
Yeah! That's it!
**[02:45] Rampo**
I caught a whiff of the same smell
from that gentleman in the suit.
**[02:49] Rampo**
Which means the attacker must have wrapped
him up in the rug and taken him there.
**[02:55] Rampo**
The attacker used the organic
solvent to knock him out first.
**[03:00] Mitamura**
There was certainly a lot of commotion,
with actors and municipal police at the scene.
**[03:05] Mitamura**
A man moving a rug around might not
have drawn that much attention.
**[03:12] Mitamura**
Still, we're certain that it was
the accomplice, the stagewright,
**[03:15] Mitamura**
who moved the man. Correct?
**[03:17] Rampo**
It wasn't the stagewright.
**[03:19] Rampo**
I think he was probably murdered
before the performance.
**[03:25] Rampo**
Everyone else besides me is thoroughly
stupid and foolish and worthy of compassion.
**[03:30] Rampo**
So I wish I could have saved him,
**[03:33] Rampo**
but there isn't much I can do for someone
who's been dead since before the case.
**[03:37] Rampo**
Why would they do all that just
to abduct one person, though?
**[03:42] Mitamura**
An abduction?
**[03:44] Rampo**
The whole project was a elaborate trap set up
just to abduct the gentleman in the suit.
**[03:53] Rampo**
The stagewright and the main star,
Murakami-san, were just pawns to that end.
**[03:59] Rampo**
Well?
**[04:00] Rampo**
Now do you believe I'm Gifted?
**[04:04] Rampo**
So come on...
**[04:06] Rampo**
Just tell me where this car's going already.
**[04:10] Rampo**
Well, Mister So-Called Officer,
who smells of organic solvent?
**[05:49] Fukuzawa**
Why can't you get in touch with them?
**[05:51] Officer A**
We still don't have confirmation that
they arrived at the station yet.
**[05:54] Officer B**
Nor can we connect to the
police radio in the vehicle.
**[05:58] Fukuzawa**
*The stagewright was murdered.*
**[06:05] Fukuzawa**
* Judging from what Rampo told*
* Egawa Joshi, this case isn't over yet.*
**[06:12] (Flashback) Rampo**
This crime is comprised of
two different kinds of acts.
**[06:16] (Flashback) Rampo**
You could think of it like
a shrimp and a sea bream.
**[06:19] Fukuzawa**
*The real perpetrator is still on the loose.*
**[06:21] (Flashback) Rampo**
You could be satisfied with the shrimp,
which is easy to catch.
**[06:25] Fukuzawa**
* He must be talking about*
* the actor, Murakami.*
**[06:28] (Flashback) Rampo**
But if you want to catch the sea bream,
**[06:30] (Flashback) Rampo**
well, you're going to
have to use the shrimp.
**[06:34] Fukuzawa**
* So the true perpetrator is plotting an even*
* larger crime using the actor, Murakami,*
**[06:37] Fukuzawa**
*and the stagewright, Kurahashi.*
**[06:41] Fukuzawa**
* Rampo is intent on*
* exposing that perpetrator.*
**[06:44] Fukuzawa**
What's the name of the officer who
went to the station with Rampo?
**[06:47] Detective**
Senior Officer Mitamura.
**[06:49] Detective**
His phone's been switched off, as well.
**[06:55] Fukuzawa**
*What's happened to Rampo?*
**[07:04] Fukuzawa**
*Where is Rampo?*
***SIGN*** Fukuzawa
Yukichi
**[07:23] (Flashback) Rampo**
See ya later!
**[07:31] Fukuzawa**
That must be when...
***SIGN*** The perpetrator
is Mitamura
***SIGN*** Find the cane
**[07:36] Mitamura**
Unbelievable... Truly unbelievable!
**[07:39] Mitamura**
To think we didn't have such an
exceptional Gifted on our research list...
**[07:47] Mitamura**
Officially, this place is an office
for a shipbuilding firm.
**[07:50] Mitamura**
It's what you'd call a shell company.
**[07:56] Mitamura**
Anyway, have a seat.
**[07:58] Rampo**
A gun, huh?
**[07:59] Mitamura**
Oh.
**[08:02] Mitamura**
I have no intention of using it...
**[08:04] Mitamura**
As long as you do as I say.
**[08:23] Fukuzawa**
That's the cane!
**[08:31] Fukuzawa**
A concealed weapon.
**[08:43] Fukuzawa**
Damn...
**[08:45] Fukuzawa**
That gentleman!
**[08:59] Fukuchi**
*Have you changed your mind?*
**[09:01] Fukuzawa**
I have a request.
**[09:05] Rampo**
Well?
**[09:06] Rampo**
Where are we?
**[09:09] Mitamura**
Like I said, it's one of
our convenient outposts.
**[09:13] Rampo**
"Our"?
**[09:15] Mitamura**
I don't mean the
municipal police, of course.
**[09:20] Rampo**
Four career soldiers with guns on guard.
**[09:24] Rampo**
No...
**[09:26] Rampo**
There are five.
**[09:28] Mitamura**
Magnificent!
**[09:30] Mitamura**
How did you know?
**[09:31] Rampo**
Because that's my special ability.
**[09:34] Mitamura**
They don't have the slightest
intention of harming you, though.
**[09:39] Mitamura**
Those men were prepared to keep
an eye on the original target—
**[09:46] Mitamura**
the gentleman you
revealed on the stage.
**[09:51] Rampo**
And the gentleman got away.
**[09:54] Rampo**
So, why did you bring me here?
**[09:57] Mitamura**
The plot at the theater
was pretty elaborate.
**[10:01] Mitamura**
The brass is furious that their
investment's been ruined.
**[10:05] Mitamura**
They're insisting that I catch the
guy who messed everything up.
**[10:10] Mitamura**
Make him explain how he
saw through the scheme.
**[10:12] Mitamura**
Where he got the information.
**[10:16] Mitamura**
Otherwise, we'll be forced to follow our
orders to hurt you, though we disagree.
**[10:23] Mitamura**
You wouldn't want that, would you?
**[10:25] Mitamura**
So I have a proposal for you,
Mister Gifted Detective...
**[10:30] Mitamura**
Would you like to work with us?
**[10:34] Mitamura**
We have a vision.
**[10:36] Mitamura**
To rid this country of evil people.
**[10:41] Mitamura**
An excellent Gifted such as yourself
would be more than welcome.
**[10:46] Mitamura**
What do you think?
**[10:49] Rampo**
Oh, sorry,
**[10:52] Rampo**
I got bored of your long rambling.
**[10:54] Rampo**
I wasn't listening at all.
**[11:00] Fukuzawa**
How do you like your cell?
**[11:03] Odasaku**
Not bad.
**[11:05] Odasaku**
There's air conditioning.
**[11:08] Odasaku**
I told them I was bored,
and they gave me this.
**[11:10] Odasaku**
I guess they're telling me to repent.
**[11:13] Fukuzawa**
I'm here with a question.
**[11:16] Fukuzawa**
Look at this.
**[11:19] Fukuzawa**
This is a memory device employed
by a certain government agency.
**[11:23] Fukuzawa**
It's a device used by those
under witness protection
**[11:26] Fukuzawa**
to communicate with the protection agency.
**[11:29] Fukuzawa**
Only high-priority people being targeted
by criminal organizations would have one.
**[11:34] Fukuzawa**
Such people all have one thing in common:
**[11:38] Fukuzawa**
They're all Gifted.
**[11:41] Fukuzawa**
I'm sure someone as capable as you would
have taken external clients, as well.
**[11:47] Fukuzawa**
Have you accepted any requests
to capture a Gifted recently?
**[11:51] Odasaku**
I can't talk about my clients.
**[11:53] Fukuzawa**
It doesn't have to have been a client.
**[11:55] Fukuzawa**
Have you heard anything recently
about capturing a Gifted alive?
**[12:02] Fukuzawa**
The request may have come from
someone who calls themselves V.
**[12:09] Odasaku**
I don't want to talk about them.
**[12:13] Odasaku**
Do you know what their objective is?
**[12:16] Fukuzawa**
No.
**[12:17] Odasaku**
It's a "great cause."
**[12:19] Odasaku**
Killing for money, killing out of spite...
**[12:22] Odasaku**
Those causes make sense to me.
**[12:25] Odasaku**
But to them, the killing itself is the great cause.
**[12:28] Odasaku**
I don't want to get involved
with those types.
**[12:31] Odasaku**
When the killing itself is the great cause,
it doesn't matter who you kill.
**[12:39] Odasaku**
That's where you ultimately end up.
**[12:56] Fukuzawa**
I'm not ordering you to fight them.
**[12:59] Fukuzawa**
An acquaintance of mine
has been abducted by them.
**[13:03] Fukuzawa**
Do you know where they might be holding him?
**[13:06] Odasaku**
I have no reason to tell you.
**[13:08] Fukuzawa**
You're absolutely right.
**[13:11] Fukuzawa**
But if you do tell me,
**[13:13] Fukuzawa**
I'll testify that you fired in self-defense
and killed him by accident.
**[13:21] Fukuzawa**
They'll let you out immediately.
**[13:33] Odasaku**
I'm surprised.
**[13:35] Odasaku**
You don't look like the kind of person
who would sell out on justice like that.
**[13:41] Fukuzawa**
*I didn't think I was, either.*
**[13:44] Odasaku**
I've always worked as a killer on my own.
**[13:49] Odasaku**
I've never wanted any
coworkers or superiors.
**[13:53] Odasaku**
But if a skilled martial
artist such as yourself
**[13:57] Odasaku**
would go against your principles
just to save your subordinate...
**[14:00] Odasaku**
He's lucky to have you.
**[14:02] Odasaku**
I envy him a little.
**[14:05] Fukuzawa**
No.
**[14:07] Fukuzawa**
*He isn't a subordinate.*
**[14:09] Odasaku**
I've heard about several buildings
they use for their dealings.
**[14:15] Fukuzawa**
Do we have an agreement?
**[14:17] Odasaku**
I could escape at any point if I wanted to.
**[14:21] Odasaku**
The reward you're promising
isn't quite worth it.
**[14:24] Odasaku**
But the food at this facility is awful.
**[14:28] Odasaku**
If you happen to have some sway here,
would you mind talking to them?
**[14:33] Fukuzawa**
Any requests?
**[14:39] Odasaku**
Curry rice.
**[14:45] Mitamura**
Listen up, great detective.
**[14:48] Mitamura**
Our organization is formidable and flawless.
**[14:51] Mitamura**
I think it would be far more rewarding than
teaming up with that bodyguard.
**[14:57] Rampo**
Moo.
**[14:59] Rampo**
I can't pay attention to things
I have no interest in.
**[15:04] Rampo**
It just sounds like cattle mooing to me.
**[15:06] Rampo**
Moo!
**[15:07] Rampo**
Moo!
**[15:09] Mitamura**
You're extremely fortunate that
I'm the one you're negotiating with.
**[15:13] Mitamura**
Anyone else might have started sawing you
apart from your nails upward by now.
**[15:18] Rampo**
He's mooing again.
**[15:19] Rampo**
Moo!
**[15:20] Rampo**
Moo!
**[15:22] Mitamura**
Looks like we need to use this to
move the conversation forward.
**[15:27] Mitamura**
You can use your gift to see
through the truth. So what?
**[15:31] Mitamura**
You're too feeble to stop a single bullet.
**[15:35] Mitamura**
I only gave you my time for the
sake of our grand objective.
**[15:40] Mitamura**
We'll wipe out all the Gifted
rotting this country's foundations.
**[15:45] Rampo**
I see.
**[15:48] Rampo**
V is an organization of Gifted
brought together to drive out Gifted.
**[15:54] Rampo**
Oh, wait, gimme a sec.
**[15:58] Rampo**
By my predictions,
**[16:00] Rampo**
you have three seconds.
**[16:03] Rampo**
Two.
**[16:06] Rampo**
One.
**[16:13] Fukuzawa**
I took out one of the guards outside.
**[16:16] Fukuzawa**
How many more are there?
**[16:19] Rampo**
Four.
**[16:37] Mitamura**
One more.
**[16:48] Guard**
Freaks!
**[17:06] Fukuzawa**
Are you all right?
**[17:07] Rampo**
Yeah!
**[17:10] Rampo**
Wow, that went better than I expected.
**[17:12] Rampo**
Although you arrived just in time,
just as I calculated.
**[17:27] Fukuzawa**
Screw you!
**[17:29] Fukuzawa**
To hell with your damn calculations!
**[17:30] Fukuzawa**
When I got here, I saw a
gun pointed at your face.
**[17:35] Rampo**
That was only because I knew you would come!
**[17:38] Fukuzawa**
Showing off your abilities is fine.
**[17:41] Fukuzawa**
And using your intellect to
face powerful enemies is good.
**[17:44] Fukuzawa**
But stop wagering your own
life on your gambles!
**[17:53] Fukuzawa**
You're still a child.
**[18:03] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:05] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:07] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:08] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:11] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:12] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:13] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:14] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:15] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:16] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:17] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:19] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:20] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:34] Fukuzawa**
Officer Mitamura was
murdered while in custody.
**[18:37] Rampo**
He's been silenced.
**[18:41] Fukuzawa**
So the plot continues.
**[18:44] Fukuzawa**
But who is the perpetrator
of the last incident, V?
**[18:51] Fyodor**
It's not "V."
**[18:54] Fyodor**
It's Five.
**[19:04] Fukuzawa**
What is it?
**[19:07] Rampo**
I was just thinking, the cityscape looks
different somehow, compared to yesterday.
**[19:13] Rampo**
Why do you think?
**[19:15] Fukuzawa**
Because you understand now.
**[19:18] Rampo**
That I'm Gifted?
**[19:21] Fukuzawa**
Not that.
**[19:23] Fukuzawa**
You understand what's important.
**[19:32] Odasaku**
Curry...
**[19:38] Odasaku**
So spicy!
**[19:39] Odasaku**
But so good.
**[21:18] Fukuzawa**
Is this it?
**[21:20] Rampo**
Should be.
**[21:33] Soseki**
Welcome to Bankoudou.
**[21:39] Soseki**
Oh.
**[21:40] Soseki**
The cane I lost a while back.
**[21:44] Fukuzawa**
I happened to hear about you,
**[21:47] Fukuzawa**
so I took the liberty of coming
to discuss your proposal.
**[21:52] Soseki**
Don't be so formal about it.
**[21:54] Soseki**
Have a seat.
**[21:55] Fukuzawa**
Sir.
**[21:59] Rampo**
No way...
**[22:01] Rampo**
I never noticed at the time,
but is this man really so...
**[22:05] Soseki**
I owe you one, boy.
**[22:08] Rampo**
Right!
**[22:09] Rampo**
You saw through the trap from
the beginning of the play,
**[22:13] Rampo**
and you let capture you anyway.
**[22:16] Rampo**
You flushed out the enemy
so that we would catch them.
**[22:21] Soseki**
Though the sea bream seems
to have gotten away.
**[22:24] Fukuzawa**
I have come with a request.
**[22:27] Fukuzawa**
As I'm sure you're aware,
**[22:29] Fukuzawa**
Edogawa Rampo here is building a reputation
for himself as a Gifted detective,
**[22:33] Fukuzawa**
but it's taboo for a Gifted
to promote themselves publicly.
**[22:39] Fukuzawa**
That's why I would like your help.
**[22:43] Soseki**
A Gifted Business Permit. I see.
**[22:46] Soseki**
So you intend to start a business.
**[22:50] Fukuzawa**
Yes.
**[22:52] Fukuzawa**
In order to obtain a permit
**[22:54] Fukuzawa**
from the Gifted Special Operations Division,
I require your vast knowledge in that area.
**[23:00] Fukuzawa**
Natsume Soseki, sir.
**[23:04] Soseki**
It won't be an easy path,
**[23:08] Soseki**
but I think you can make it happen.
**[23:13] Soseki**
If anyone can, it will be you two.
***SIGN*** For Fukuzawa and Rampo
***SIGN*** this was when it all began.
***SIGN*** Episode 40
***SIGN*** The Secret
Founding of
the Detective
Agency
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 130 0 130 240 0 240
***SIGN*** Thus, we return to the present.
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 41
***SIGN*** A Perfect Murder and Murderer (Part 1)
# 41 - A Perfect Murder and Murderer (Part 1)
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***SIGN*** Death
**[00:01] Mushitaro**
Death: a convulsion.
**[00:04] Mushitaro**
Murder: an idol of the powerless.
**[00:10] Mushitaro**
I am the angel of murder.
**[00:12] Mushitaro**
The king of crime.
**[00:14] Mushitaro**
Rest in peace!
**[02:01] Rampo**
Listen.
**[02:02] Rampo**
I'll get you out of here.
**[02:10] Rampo**
Are you listening to me, Kunikida?
**[02:13] Kunikida**
Don't mind me, Rampo-san.
**[02:16] Kunikida**
It's only right for a
suspect to be detained.
**[02:19] Rampo**
You're suspected of murder.
**[02:22] Rampo**
The girl set off the
grenades with her own hands.
**[02:25] Rampo**
That's your claim.
**[02:28] Rampo**
But there are no witnesses, and all
evidence was destroyed by the enemy.
**[02:33] Rampo**
They even went to the trouble
**[02:34] Rampo**
of making sure the grenades matched
the model used by the Agency.
**[02:38] Rampo**
You've been framed.
**[02:40] Rampo**
Part of an operation by the Rats.
**[02:42] Rampo**
Or rather, a way to harass us
that happened to be convenient.
**[02:46] Kunikida**
I...
**[02:48] Rampo**
Will you accept the charge out of guilt?
**[02:52] Rampo**
I don't care about your inner conflict.
**[02:55] Rampo**
I'm making sure you're found innocent.
**[02:57] Rampo**
The Rats must have someone who
specializes in destroying evidence.
**[03:01] Rampo**
We'll capture him.
**[03:04] Rampo**
I won't let anyone object.
**[03:06] Rampo**
Not the Agency or the boss.
**[03:09] Kunikida**
Rampo-san...
**[03:10] Kunikida**
Why go to such lengths?
**[03:13] Rampo**
If I'd seen through demon Fyodor's trap,
***SIGN*** A Perfect Murder
and Murderer (Part 1)
***SIGN*** Episode 41
**[03:19] Rampo**
the girl wouldn't have died.
**[03:26] [SONG] Text**
Yasei Jidai
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:27] Poe**
Challenging.
**[03:30] Poe**
Anything that torments the grand intellect
of one such as myself, Poe, is to be feared.
**[03:36] Poe**
Still, I shall be the first to solve
this mystery of the far east!
**[03:53] Rampo**
Poe-kun!
**[03:54] Rampo**
What a coincidence.
**[03:55] Poe**
R-Rampo-kun?
**[03:57] Rampo**
Whatcha doing here?
**[03:59] Rampo**
Oh.
**[04:00] Rampo**
Waiting for someone?
**[04:02] Poe**
He figured me out!
**[04:04] Poe**
I won something in an auction.
**[04:07] Poe**
I'm here to retrieve it.
**[04:08] Poe**
And what brings you here, Rampo-kun?
**[04:11] Poe**
Also...
**[04:13] Poe**
Why are you dressed like that?
**[04:15] Rampo**
Finally, someone notices it.
**[04:18] Rampo**
I went against the boss's orders
in the cannibalism incident.
**[04:23] Rampo**
He had me work as the mascot
of the company, so I ran away.
**[04:27] Rampo**
Anyway, good seeing you here!
**[04:30] Rampo**
Give me a hand!
**[04:32] Poe**
R-Rampo-kun!
**[04:33] Poe**
I'm supposed to be meeting someone!
**[04:36] Poe**
Karl bit me!
**[04:39] Poe**
I see.
**[04:41] Poe**
So this enemy "evidence destroyer" will
be showing up at this observation deck.
**[04:47] Rampo**
*Yup.*
**[04:48] Poe**
* Then wouldn't it be better*
* if you helped me spot them?*
**[04:51] Rampo**
He knows who I am.
**[04:53] Rampo**
The evidence destroyer is Fyodor's
ally and right-hand man.
**[04:57] Rampo**
*An expert in information manipulation.*
**[05:00] Poe**
*I have prior arrangements...*
**[05:03] Poe**
* But I have a hard time*
* saying no to Rampo-kun.*
**[05:06] Rampo**
* The only info we have on the evidence*
* destroyer is the photo I gave you.*
**[05:12] Poe**
He looks like he wouldn't have many friends.
**[05:15] Rampo**
You're not one to talk.
**[05:18] Poe**
Though...
**[05:19] Poe**
What made you suspect he will show up here?
**[05:23] Rampo**
*A Gifted that we captured fessed up.*
**[05:26] Rampo**
*Then again...*
**[05:28] Rampo**
He seemed like a skeevy little grunt.
**[05:31] Rampo**
*It might have been bogus.*
**[05:34] Poe**
The time's passed.
**[05:36] Poe**
He hasn't shown up.
**[05:39] Rampo**
I'm bored.
**[05:40] Rampo**
Poe-kun, say something funny.
**[05:42] Poe**
That's a tall order!
**[05:44] Poe**
Oh, how about I tell you about the
mystery I've been working on?
**[05:50] Poe**
The talk of the town is...
**[05:52] Rampo**
No!
**[05:52] Rampo**
Mystery?!
**[05:54] Rampo**
I'd rather play with the
kids in the neighborhood.
**[05:57] Poe**
*Oh, no.*
**[05:58] Poe**
This author has in fact been murdered.
**[06:01] Poe**
In the exact same way he
described in his novel, in fact.
**[06:07] Poe**
The first three chapters of the
novel were published in a magazine.
**[06:11] Poe**
He died right after the manuscript
for the fourth and final chapter,
**[06:15] Poe**
the resolution, was finished.
**[06:18] Poe**
And, after the crime, the murderer stole
the fourth chapter from the scene.
**[06:23] Poe**
Why?
**[06:24] Rampo**
Because the truth and trick behind the
murder was written in the fourth chapter.
**[06:31] Poe**
The victim was a mystery novelist
using the pen name "Kindaichi."
**[06:34] Poe**
He was a well-known, talented author,
so his death set the public astir.
**[06:38] Poe**
The entire industry pored over
the first three chapters,
**[06:41] Poe**
but alas, they all failed
to solve the mystery.
**[06:43] Poe**
I'm working on it myself,
but it's quite the—
**[06:47] Poe**
Rampo-kun?!
**[06:49] Rampo**
You don't have anything better to do, huh?
**[06:50] Poe**
Weren't you supposed to
wait on another floor?
**[06:53] Rampo**
I'm pissed that he hasn't shown up,
so I came up with a way to blow off steam.
**[06:56] Rampo**
I'm going to guess who murdered
the author right here.
**[07:00] Poe**
S-Stop it!
**[07:02] Rampo**
We'll know who did it by
tomorrow, either way.
**[07:04] Poe**
Tomorrow?
**[07:05] Poe**
How?
**[07:06] Rampo**
The murderer had two motives:
revenge and money.
**[07:10] Rampo**
The murderer was told what
happens in the fourth chapter,
**[07:13] Rampo**
which means they were pretty
close to the victim.
**[07:17] Rampo**
That's what triggered his murderous intent.
**[07:19] Rampo**
So why did he kill him right after
he finished writing the manuscript?
**[07:23] Rampo**
Because he'd been waiting for him to.
**[07:25] Rampo**
The more public interest
there is in the murder,
***SIGN*** The Killing of Kindaichi
**[07:28] ---**
Chapter Four
**[07:28] Rampo**
the more valuable the manuscript becomes.
**[07:30] Rampo**
And he was planning on selling it.
**[07:32] Poe**
He wasn't necessarily
going to sell it, was he?
**[07:34] Rampo**
Of course he would.
**[07:35] Rampo**
In fact, he already has.
**[07:37] Poe**
To whom?
**[07:37] Rampo**
You.
**[07:40] Rampo**
Your excellent assistant told me.
**[07:43] Rampo**
It's dangerous and a hassle to bring a small
animal to a crowded area on a weekend.
**[07:46] Rampo**
You had to bring him here
anyway for your rendezvous.
**[07:50] Rampo**
In other words, you don't know each other.
**[07:52] Rampo**
Also, you mentioned an auction.
**[07:54] Rampo**
The best place to sell the controversial
fourth chapter would be an underground auction.
**[07:58] Rampo**
Want me to continue?
**[08:04] Poe**
I wanted to solve the crime myself!
**[08:07] Poe**
But if the police bought the manuscript,
the truth would come out in the news.
**[08:11] Rampo**
It's a proper piece of evidence.
**[08:13] Rampo**
Give it to the police, and they'll
give you a letter of appreciation.
**[08:16] Poe**
That's what I'll do!
**[08:17] Poe**
I only spent 20 million on it, after all.
**[08:22] Poe**
Why that face?
**[08:24] Poe**
Master Architect is the
third-highest rank in the Guild.
**[08:27] Poe**
I'll have forgotten I paid
such an amount by tomorrow.
**[08:30] Rampo**
Are you mental?!
**[08:32] Poe**
I got to see your rare exasperated face,
so it was well worth the money!
**[08:36] Poe**
Now, I shall have to finish the transaction.
**[08:39] Poe**
I was told it would be given to me by
someone with a bright red envelope.
**[08:43] Rampo**
There's a bright red envelope over there.
**[08:47] Poe**
When did that get there?
**[09:06] Poe**
That man's face just now...
**[09:10] Poe**
It's the evidence destroyer!
**[09:12] Rampo**
Well, damn.
**[09:14] Rampo**
Turns out this is a good mystery.
**[09:21] Poe**
Dead on impact.
**[09:23] Poe**
Could this be a suicide?
**[09:25] Poe**
Or was he silenced by the Rats?
**[09:32] Minoura**
Municipal Police!
**[09:33] Minoura**
Don't touch the body!
**[09:35] Minoura**
Huh? It's you two.
**[09:38] Officer**
Rampo-kun?
**[09:39] Rampo**
Minoura-san!
**[09:42] Minoura**
Let go!
**[09:44] Minoura**
Get off me!
**[09:45] Rampo**
You're the best!
**[09:47] Rampo**
Now I win!
**[09:49] Officer**
P-Please help Minoura-san!
**[09:53] Poe**
Why did Rampo-kun suddenly
become so excited?
**[09:56] Officer**
Um...
**[09:56] Poe**
Because the police arrived so quickly.
**[09:59] Poe**
The police arrived just as
we rushed to the ground.
**[10:03] Poe**
Why?
**[10:04] Rampo**
Because the perpetrator called them.
**[10:07] Rampo**
Ahead of time.
**[10:08] Rampo**
To have the municipal police close the area,
so I wouldn't touch the body.
**[10:13] Poe**
So it wasn't a suicide, but something
the Rats did to silence him?
**[10:18] Rampo**
Neither.
**[10:19] Rampo**
Look at this.
**[10:21] Poe**
The victim's shoe.
**[10:23] Rampo**
It came off as he was falling.
**[10:25] Rampo**
He had it on when we
saw him through the window.
**[10:29] Poe**
You made that observation
in that split second?
**[10:32] Rampo**
Judging by how worn the sole is,
he must have been wearing it for quite a while.
**[10:36] Rampo**
It wouldn't have come off so easily.
**[10:38] Rampo**
So why did it come off mid-air?
**[10:41] Poe**
I see!
**[10:42] Minoura**
Hey, explain.
**[10:44] Poe**
This shoe wasn't one that the victim
had been wearing for a long time.
**[10:48] Poe**
He was forced to put it on
just prior to being pushed.
**[10:51] Poe**
Because Rampo-kun already knows
what the footprint looks like.
**[10:56] Rampo**
I went to their hideout
in the abandoned mines
**[10:58] Rampo**
to look for leads on the evidence destroyer.
**[11:00] Rampo**
Needless to say, I took note of all
of the footprints on the ground.
**[11:04] Poe**
What about this shoe?
**[11:06] Rampo**
I saw it, too, of course.
**[11:07] Poe**
So that face was a forgery
connected to a fishing line?
**[11:10] Rampo**
Yup.
**[11:13] Rampo**
They smashed the victim's face in
and put on a mask used in films,
**[11:18] Rampo**
then they attached the
fishing line to the mask
**[11:22] Rampo**
and adjusted its length so it
would get caught on his way down.
**[11:32] Rampo**
Once he hit the ground,
**[11:34] Rampo**
you wouldn't know his face had
been smashed in ahead of time.
**[11:37] Poe**
So...
**[11:38] Rampo**
The evidence destroyer himself shoved
the victim down to cover his tracks.
**[11:42] Rampo**
So...
**[11:43] Rampo**
I just need to use this to determine
his whereabouts, and it's over.
**[11:48] Mushitaro**
*What is he, a freak?*
**[11:50] Mushitaro**
* I went to the auction to fund my escape*
* and throw the Detective Agency off.*
**[11:56] Mushitaro**
* He blew my elegant scheme with*
* the wear on a single shoe!*
**[11:58] Mushitaro**
*Just forging that face was a ton of work.*
**[12:02] Mushitaro**
*This situation...*
**[12:06] Mushitaro**
*is exactly as I planned!*
**[12:15] Mushitaro**
Behold!
**[12:18] Mushitaro**
Even the demon of the north
feared my special ability.
**[12:21] Mushitaro**
Know defeat, detective!
**[12:23] Mushitaro**
Your insights are inadequate!
**[12:25] Mushitaro**
Special Ability: The Perfect Crime!
***SIGN*** The Perfect Crime
**[12:47] Poe**
And it's finally time!
**[12:49] Poe**
Time for the Super Deduction ability
to instantly reveal the truth of the matter!
**[12:53] Mushitaro**
Are you that detective's fan or something?
**[12:55] Poe**
I am his rival!
**[13:10] Rampo**
I don't know...
**[13:13] Poe**
What did you just say?
**[13:19] Rampo**
I can't figure it out at all.
**[13:24] Mushitaro**
Silly detectives!
**[13:26] Mushitaro**
Wretched hyenas! You'll never catch me.
**[13:31] [SONG] Text**
m 0 0 l 73 0 73 240 0 240
***SIGN***
m 0 0 l 32 0 32 240 0 240
**[13:31] Mushitaro**
For my special ability is the ability
to erase the evidence of any crime.
***SIGN*** Special
Ability:
The
Perfect
Crime
***SIGN*** O
g
u
r
i
M
u
s
h
i
t
a
r
o
**[13:36] Mushitaro**
The gates of Heaven are closed,
never to be opened again.
**[13:41] Mushitaro**
I am the ultimate detective killer!
**[13:44] Mushitaro**
His coworker's innocence
will never be proven.
**[13:48] Mushitaro**
And...
**[13:50] Mushitaro**
He'll never be able to speak of why
Fyodor let me capture him.
***SIGN*** Two months ago
**[14:23] (Flashback) Fyodor**
Greetings, Mushitaro-san.
**[14:26] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
And who are you?
**[14:28] (Flashback) Fyodor**
I'm the man who is going to free you.
**[14:31] (Flashback) Fyodor**
A crime organization locked you up
**[14:34] (Flashback) Fyodor**
to make money off your fantastic ability
to erase all evidence of a crime.
**[14:41] (Flashback) Fyodor**
Until today.
**[14:43] (Flashback) Fyodor**
The cost for your freedom is rather modest.
**[14:46] (Flashback) Fyodor**
We'd like you to cooperate
with our operation, just once.
**[14:50] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Between a tyrant and a demon,
I'd rather make a pact with the demon.
**[14:53] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
That's just how I am.
**[14:56] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
I'll accept your offer,
**[14:59] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
but I have a few conditions.
**[15:02] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
First, I will never appear in public.
**[15:06] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
I'm only going to use my special ability.
**[15:09] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Second, prepare a desk for my work.
**[15:12] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Even better if you can supply books
on mysticism and ancient alchemy.
**[15:16] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Third, my meals will be served
on silver or porcelain dishware.
**[15:20] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Also, my clothes are always to be starched.
**[15:23] (Flashback) Fyodor**
That's fine.
**[15:24] (Flashback) Fyodor**
Anything else?
**[15:26] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Yes.
**[15:27] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
This is the most important condition.
**[15:29] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
After the operation, I'll need to flee
overseas to evade the organization,
**[15:35] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
but that must happen a
week after the operation.
**[15:38] (Flashback) Fyodor**
A week after?
**[15:40] (Flashback) Fyodor**
I could have that arranged the day after.
**[15:42] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
There's something I have left unfinished.
**[15:45] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
A promise of death and crime...
**[15:47] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
There's a man who, a week after,
**[15:53] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
I'd like to kill.
**[16:08] Poe**
Rampo-kun hasn't said a single thing
since he started staring at the body.
**[16:13] Minoura**
Yeah.
**[16:14] Minoura**
He'd normally be laughing out loud
and pointing out the murderer.
**[16:18] Poe**
* His ability as a detective is*
* the very backbone of his soul.*
**[16:23] Poe**
* To have that broken...*
* He may never walk again.*
**[16:30] Poe**
Rampo-kun, don't be so hard on yourself—
**[16:34] Rampo**
Time to give up!
**[16:36] Rampo**
Okay, I'm going back to the office.
**[16:38] Rampo**
You can deal with this mess.
**[16:40] Poe**
Rampo-kun...
**[16:44] Mushitaro**
*My victory is set in stone.*
**[16:47] Mushitaro**
* The photo of me that the Agency has is from*
* before I changed my face in the organization,*
**[16:51] Mushitaro**
*which means that they'll never recognize me.*
**[16:55] Mushitaro**
* Killing is as easy for*
* me as bending a finger.*
**[16:59] Mushitaro**
*Even when I killed him the other day...*
**[17:04] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
Mushi-kun, you know...
**[17:06] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
I want to write the ultimate mystery.
**[17:22] Mushitaro**
Kneel before me, detectives!
**[17:24] Mushitaro**
I am the king of crime!
**[17:26] Mushitaro**
None can force me to repent
or admit to my crimes!
**[17:31] Rampo**
Hey, there. Got a minute?
**[17:34] Mushitaro**
*The detective!*
**[17:35] Mushitaro**
*Why is he here?*
**[17:37] Mushitaro**
*Is he on to me?*
**[17:38] Mushitaro**
*Impossible.*
**[17:39] Rampo**
Do you know where the taxi stop is?
**[17:42] Mushitaro**
Taxi?
**[17:44] Rampo**
I was going to take the
taxi back to the office,
**[17:48] Rampo**
but the main street's been blocked off
by the police because of the incident.
**[17:50] Rampo**
I thought I'd find a
taxi on this back street,
**[17:54] Rampo**
but you're the only person
around that I can ask.
**[17:57] Mushitaro**
*Hasn't he realized who I am?*
**[18:01] Mushitaro**
*It's true, the main road's closed.*
**[18:03] Mushitaro**
*This is the only place to find a taxi.*
**[18:06] Mushitaro**
*What a comical situation.*
**[18:08] Mushitaro**
* The detective, on his way home*
* after giving up on a case,*
**[18:10] Mushitaro**
*strikes up a conversation with the perpetrator!*
**[18:14] Mushitaro**
Sorry, but I can't think of any nearby taxi stops.
**[18:18] Rampo**
Fine. I'll just wait here, then.
**[18:19] Mushitaro**
*You're waiting here?!*
**[18:21] Mushitaro**
*I'm meeting my ride here!*
**[18:24] Mushitaro**
*He's going to end up seeing my vehicle!*
**[18:27] Mushitaro**
* A perfect crime must not leave*
* a single loose thread.*
**[18:32] Mushitaro**
There's a station five minutes from here.
**[18:34] Mushitaro**
I'll draw you a map.
**[18:35] Rampo**
No!
**[18:36] Rampo**
I don't wanna walk!
**[18:38] Mushitaro**
Okay, let's do this. There's a bus station
nearby that'll take you to the station.
**[18:43] Mushitaro**
Take that, and—
**[18:44] Rampo**
No buses! No trains! Too much work!
**[18:47] Rampo**
Also, I don't know how to take trains.
**[18:49] Mushitaro**
*What are you, a grade school kid?!*
**[18:51] Rampo**
I know!
**[18:53] Rampo**
I don't want to have to walk,
so can you give me a piggyback ride?
**[18:56] Mushitaro**
That's no request to make
of another human being!
**[18:58] Rampo**
I've made the newbie at the
office do it a few times.
**[19:01] Mushitaro**
* Have I gotten involved with*
* someone I shouldn't have?*
**[19:16] Driver**
I've arrived, Mushitaro-sama.
**[19:18] Mushitaro**
*He's already here.*
**[19:21] Mushitaro**
Sorry, but I have business with this man.
**[19:24] Mushitaro**
Pardon me, um...
**[19:27] Mushitaro**
Rampo.
**[19:28] Mushitaro**
Well, Rampo-kun, I wish you luck.
**[19:38] Mushitaro**
*He's seen my car.*
**[19:41] Mushitaro**
*Well, whatever.*
**[19:43] Mushitaro**
*It shouldn't be a problem—*
**[19:44] Rampo**
Driver! To the Detective Agency!
**[19:46] Mushitaro**
Wh-Wh-Wh...
**[19:47] Rampo**
You good?
**[19:48] Mushitaro**
What are you doing?!
**[19:49] Mushitaro**
This vehicle is here for me!
**[19:51] Rampo**
It's hot, huh?
**[19:52] Rampo**
Turn on the AC, please.
**[19:54] Mushitaro**
Are you listening?
**[19:55] Rampo**
I have a good idea.
**[19:56] Rampo**
I'll pay you back if you let me
take the car with you.
**[20:00] Rampo**
I could hook you up with work
if you ever need it, for example.
**[20:03] Mushitaro**
*No!*
**[20:05] Mushitaro**
Great. Thanks.
**[20:08] Mushitaro**
*What do you want me to do?!*
**[20:10] Mushitaro**
*It's not like I want him here, either!*
**[20:11] Mushitaro**
*Alas...*
**[20:12] Mushitaro**
* I can't let this lucky detective*
* get any closer to the truth*
**[20:15] Mushitaro**
* than he already has*
* just by stumbling across me!*
**[20:18] Mushitaro**
Please take him to the station.
**[20:20] Mushitaro**
Let's have him take a taxi from there.
**[20:22] Rampo**
Yay!
**[20:27] Mushitaro**
Say, what do you do there?
**[20:30] Rampo**
I'm a detective.
**[20:34] Mushitaro**
I see.
**[20:35] Mushitaro**
That's a gruesome situation.
**[20:38] Mushitaro**
Such a foreign world as
far as I'm concerned.
**[20:40] Rampo**
I have just one lead on the murderer.
**[20:43] Rampo**
He swapped shoes with the victim, so his
shoes are too small for him right now.
**[20:49] Rampo**
I know why this case is so hard.
**[20:52] Rampo**
The murderer is Gifted, with an
ability of the reality-altering sort.
**[20:56] Mushitaro**
*He's already figured out that much?!*
**[20:58] Rampo**
My ability as a detective
boils down to technique.
**[21:01] Rampo**
Because it isn't a power,
**[21:02] Rampo**
I don't stand a chance against a
reality-altering special ability.
**[21:05] Mushitaro**
*Exactly.*
**[21:07] Rampo**
Although, I managed to
figure it out this time.
**[21:10] Mushitaro**
*No!*
**[21:11] Mushitaro**
*Impossible!*
**[21:13] Rampo**
Are you interested?
**[21:14] Mushitaro**
That would make for some
great entertainment.
**[21:17] Mushitaro**
To think I'd get to hear how a
detective I just met solved a crime...
**[21:22] Rampo**
All right. I'll tell you just this once,
as thanks for the ride.
**[21:25] Rampo**
The bright red envelope is the key.
**[21:28] Rampo**
The evidence destroyer wanted
me to believe he was dead.
**[21:31] Rampo**
That's when he took notice
of my friend, Poe-kun.
**[21:35] Rampo**
Poe arranged to buy the manuscript and,
**[21:38] Rampo**
the instant we took it, the evidence
destroyer pushed a double off the building.
**[21:44] Rampo**
All for the purpose of
showcasing that one moment.
**[21:49] Rampo**
So, where did the perpetrator get
the envelope and the manuscript?
**[21:56] Rampo**
The answer's simple.
**[21:58] Rampo**
He killed and stole it...
**[22:01] Rampo**
From the author himself.
***SIGN*** A Perfect Murder
and Murderer (Part 2)
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 42
# 42 - A Perfect Murder and Murderer (Part 2)
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**[00:00] [SONG] Text**
The
**[00:01] Rampo**
The bright red envelope is the key.
**[00:01] [SONG] Text**
"bright
red
envelope" is
the
key.
**[00:03] Rampo**
So, where did the perpetrator get
the envelope and the manuscript?
**[00:10] Rampo**
The answer's simple.
**[00:13] Rampo**
He killed and stole it...
**[00:15] Rampo**
From the author himself.
**[01:48] Minoura**
Hey, rival. What are you doing?
**[01:51] Poe**
Speed reading the manuscript.
**[01:53] Poe**
There might be something in
here that could help Rampo-kun.
**[01:57] Officer**
Minoura-san, what exactly is this
case of the mystery writer murder
**[02:01] Officer**
that everyone's talking about?
**[02:03] Minoura**
What, you don't know?
***SIGN*** Zuikaro
**[02:05] Minoura**
The body was discovered
by the manager of the inn.
**[02:15] Owner**
What is that?
**[02:21] Minoura**
The doll was carrying human ears.
**[02:26] Minoura**
The author was an exceptionally
talented detective novel writer.
**[02:28] Minoura**
He was found murdered at the inn where
he'd been staying long-term to work.
**[02:42] Minoura**
The biggest mystery of this case is
that the conditions around the murder
**[02:45] Minoura**
resembled the murder depicted in the novel.
**[02:48] Minoura**
That's the gist of the infamous
Killing of Kindaichi.
**[02:50] Officer**
Gross...
**[02:52] Poe**
And I thought that I might find out
**[02:55] Poe**
who'd stolen the manuscript if
I read the last chapter, but...
**[03:00] Poe**
* The murderer was an old acquaintance of the*
* victim's, motivated by years of pent-up anger.*
**[03:05] Poe**
*It's exactly as Rampo-kun had deduced.*
***SIGN*** It was at that moment, when my colleague uttered those words,
that I became certain that a perfect murder does indeed exist.
End
**[03:09] Poe**
The word "End" on the last page is smudged.
**[03:13] Poe**
Are these water droplets?
**[03:16] Poe**
No, looking at it more carefully,
it's not handwritten. It's a copy.
**[03:22] Poe**
Why?
**[03:27] Minoura**
Well?
***SIGN*** CAW CAW CAW CAW
**[03:34] Poe**
What the hell?!
***SIGN*** Beep
**[03:38] Poe**
It's my cell phone.
**[03:40] Minoura**
Why were you so surprised, then?
**[03:42] Poe**
I don't receive calls very often.
**[03:46] Poe**
What's this?!
**[03:48] Mushitaro**
The evidence destroyer and the
murderer are the same person?
**[03:51] Mushitaro**
Don't you think that's a stretch?
**[03:54] Mushitaro**
The manuscript could have been obtained
by someone other than the murderer.
**[03:58] Rampo**
I have evidence.
**[04:02] Rampo**
This manuscript.
**[04:05] ---**
End
**[04:05] Mushitaro**
Why does he have the manuscript?!
**[04:07] Rampo**
Looks like you recognize it, huh?
**[04:11] Rampo**
It was folded up like this and hidden away,
**[04:14] Rampo**
at the gift shop on the second
floor of the observation deck.
**[04:17] Rampo**
I checked inside the envelope
as soon as I got it.
**[04:21] Rampo**
And for some reason, just the
last page was a photocopy.
**[04:24] Rampo**
Was it so they could keep the original?
**[04:26] Rampo**
No, in that case, they would
have copied all the pages.
**[04:29] Rampo**
That's when I realized...
**[04:31] Rampo**
Maybe they printed it out in a hurry,
right before it was handed off.
**[04:36] Rampo**
So I checked a stationery shop nearby.
**[04:39] Rampo**
And just as I expected,
it was the same paper.
**[04:42] Rampo**
In other words, the attacker was in a hurry
to swap out the original with the copy.
**[04:45] Rampo**
Why?
**[04:47] Rampo**
If the content was an issue,
they could have just thrown out that page.
**[04:50] Rampo**
They didn't do that because there was a
specific reason to hand over all the pages.
**[04:56] Rampo**
If that's the case, the last page of the
manuscript wouldn't have been thrown out.
**[05:00] Rampo**
But they couldn't risk being searched,
so they hid it somewhere.
**[05:05] Mushitaro**
And so you found the hidden manuscript?
**[05:08] Rampo**
As soon as I found it, I became certain the
the same person was behind both incidents.
**[05:13] Rampo**
By the way...
**[05:15] Rampo**
What's your name?
**[05:16] Mushitaro**
Oguri Mushitaro.
**[05:18] Rampo**
Thanks.
**[05:20] Rampo**
Now I have all the information I need.
**[05:23] Rampo**
You're the one behind both of the incidents,
**[05:26] Rampo**
Oguri Mushitaro-kun.
***SIGN*** Episode 42
A Perfect Murder
and Murderer (Part 2)
**[05:35] Rampo**
Well, well...
**[05:36] Driver**
There are three types of cargo that I hate:
**[05:38] Driver**
Cargo that talks too much.
**[05:40] Driver**
Cargo that brings trouble.
**[05:42] Driver**
And cargo that doesn't pay.
**[05:45] Driver**
Anything to say for yourself?
**[05:46] Rampo**
I've got nothing to say.
**[05:48] Rampo**
He does, though.
**[05:50] Mushitaro**
Put the gun away, getaway driver.
**[05:52] Mushitaro**
Don't give the detectives any excuses.
**[05:54] Mushitaro**
There is no direct evidence that
will lead to our impeachment.
**[05:57] Mushitaro**
He's never stood a chance to begin with.
**[05:59] Mushitaro**
Unless you threaten him
in plain sight, that is.
**[06:02] Driver**
He has no use for excuses when
he's got a gun pointed at his head.
**[06:04] Driver**
Get out of the car.
**[06:06] Driver**
I don't want to get my seat dirty.
**[06:08] Rampo**
Guns are fascinating, aren't they?
**[06:10] Rampo**
For some reason, the moment you
have one, you turn into an idiot.
**[06:13] Rampo**
Sorry, but this situation was
what I was going for all along.
**[06:18] Cop A**
Drop the gun!
**[06:20] Poe**
Rampo-kun!
**[06:22] Poe**
I kept a call going with Poe-kun's phone.
***SIGN*** E. Poe
***SIGN*** Disconnect
***SIGN*** Talk
***SIGN*** Mute
**[06:30] Minoura**
Such an anticlimactic end to
the criminals of the century.
**[06:34] Minoura**
I'll put you two in the same cell.
**[06:35] Minoura**
You can hold a review session or something.
**[06:36] Driver**
Try.
**[06:38] Driver**
I am an official diplomat, and this
car has foreign service plates.
**[06:43] Driver**
We have immunity from criminal law here.
**[06:46] Driver**
You can't arrest us.
**[06:49] Poe**
Still, an ongoing murder attempt should
strip you of your privileges as a diplomat.
**[06:55] Driver**
It's not loaded.
**[06:57] Driver**
I can invoke what you lot call
an impossibility defense.
**[06:59] Driver**
I was also granted the right
to carry this pistol.
**[07:02] Driver**
There's no illegality in my using it.
**[07:03] Rampo**
So the gun was an empty threat.
**[07:05] Rampo**
Fyodor taught you that trick.
**[07:13] Rampo**
You're free to go.
**[07:14] Minoura**
Hey!
**[07:15] Mushitaro**
So long, Rampo-kun.
**[07:17] Mushitaro**
Say hi to your coworker in prison for me.
**[07:43] Mushitaro**
*There's foreign text showing on the phone.*
**[07:46] Mushitaro**
*This phone is...*
**[07:48] Rampo**
*Mushitaro-kun, you win.*
**[07:51] Rampo**
I've known all along:
ordinary people can't defeat Gifted.
**[07:56] Rampo**
Nevertheless, I'll defeat you...
**[07:59] Rampo**
because my coworkers think I'm invincible.
**[08:06] Mushitaro**
*Impossible...*
**[08:07] Mushitaro**
*A special ability!*
**[08:12] Mushitaro**
*I was certain he wasn't a Gifted...*
**[08:17] Mushitaro**
*So dark...*
**[08:18] Mushitaro**
*What just happened?*
**[08:20] Mushitaro**
*I can't see anything.*
**[08:22] Mushitaro**
*I can't breathe!*
**[08:24] Mushitaro**
*Something's choking me!*
**[08:27] Mushitaro**
*No...*
**[08:28] Mushitaro**
*It's...*
**[08:30] Yokomizo**
How could you kill me?!
**[08:32] Mushitaro**
Yokomizo?!
**[08:34] Mushitaro**
*What the hell is going on?*
**[08:37] Mushitaro**
*This is the inn...*
**[08:39] Mushitaro**
*where Yokomizo was murdered.*
**[08:42] Mushitaro**
*But how?*
**[08:44] Mushitaro**
*No, first...*
**[08:46] Yokomizo**
I despise you!
**[08:47] Yokomizo**
I despise you so!
**[08:50] Mushitaro**
No!
**[08:52] Mushitaro**
This isn't it, Yokomizo!
**[08:55] Rampo**
Correct.
**[09:01] Rampo**
This isn't reality.
**[09:03] Rampo**
Reality looks like this.
**[09:07] Mushitaro**
I see.
**[09:09] Mushitaro**
This is the doing of the Guild's Gifted.
**[09:11] Mushitaro**
We're inside Poe's novel.
**[09:14] Rampo**
That's right.
**[09:16] Rampo**
I sent out a message instructing him
to reproduce the scene of the murder.
**[09:21] Mushitaro**
I see.
**[09:22] Mushitaro**
So that's what that text was.
**[09:24] Rampo**
"This isn't it, Yokomizo," you said.
**[09:28] Rampo**
You seem to be well-acquainted
with the victim.
**[09:32] Mushitaro**
Do you really think you've caught
me with such a measly trap?
**[09:35] Mushitaro**
As I said before, what you need is evidence.
**[09:38] Mushitaro**
All your suspicions and
deductions mean nothing.
**[09:42] Mushitaro**
On top of that,
you've made a critical mistake.
**[09:47] Rampo**
A mistake?
**[09:48] Mushitaro**
Yup.
**[09:48] Mushitaro**
I looked up his profile.
**[09:50] Mushitaro**
The Gifted author's special ability
**[09:52] Mushitaro**
is one which allows him to drag one
into his own mystery scenario.
**[09:56] Mushitaro**
You can't get out until
the mystery is solved.
**[09:59] Mushitaro**
But this mystery is the scene
of the Killing of Kindaichi.
**[10:02] Mushitaro**
Which means, if I declare the facts,
**[10:05] Mushitaro**
I can immediately return to
my car in the real world.
**[10:08] Mushitaro**
In other words, I can't be
captured in this space.
**[10:13] Rampo**
You're right.
**[10:14] Rampo**
But you won't leave.
**[10:17] Rampo**
Once you finish hearing me speak,
**[10:21] Rampo**
you'll turn yourself in.
**[10:26] [SONG] Text**
The
"Killing
of
Kindaichi"
**[10:26] Rampo**
The Killing of Kindaichi doesn't work
**[10:27] [SONG] Text**
doesn't
work
if
the
author
**[10:28] Rampo**
if the author reveals the gimmick
to anyone other than the murderer.
**[10:29] [SONG] Text**
reveals
the
gimmick
to
anyone
**[10:30] [SONG] Text**
other
than
the
murderer.
**[10:33] Rampo**
In other words, the murderer
had to have been unique.
**[10:37] Rampo**
Which is why, at one point, I'd deduced
that the motive was a personal grudge.
**[10:42] Rampo**
But this is worse.
**[10:44] Rampo**
To leave your escape as an afterthought to
the murder is practically self-destruction.
**[10:49] Rampo**
There are only two motivations one could
have for driving a person to self-destruction.
**[10:53] Rampo**
Insanity and duty.
**[10:56] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Take your pick, Yokomizo.
**[10:58] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Stabbing, poisoning, strangling or beating.
**[11:02] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
How do you want it done?
**[11:04] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
I'd have to say stabbing.
**[11:06] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
Poisoning would require the reader
to have a knowledge of chemistry.
**[11:10] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
It wouldn't be fair.
**[11:11] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
You filthy hack.
**[11:14] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
No one's talking about your new novel.
**[11:17] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
I'm talking about how I'm killing you.
**[11:19] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
Oh. Sheesh.
**[11:20] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
No, but seriously, give me some murder ideas.
**[11:24] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
I'm not going to make
my deadline this month.
**[11:26] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Here we go again.
**[11:28] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Mystery novels are just insider games that
happen to be bound by external rules.
**[11:33] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Dying messages, gimmicks, enclosed spaces...
**[11:36] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
They're completely detached from reality.
**[11:38] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
If you want puzzles, go solve some
math equations or something.
**[11:41] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
Your distaste for mystery novels hasn't
changed since we were in school.
**[11:46] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
It's your fault I hate them.
**[11:49] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
I get what you're saying, though.
**[11:51] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
Meta-mysteries, anti-mysteries...
**[11:54] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
No matter how unique a mystery
you put out into the world,
**[11:57] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
the next moment, it's just shoved
into one category or another.
**[12:01] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
The ultimate mystery can't exist.
**[12:06] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
Nah. Anyway.
**[12:08] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
It's been a long time since
I've gotten to talk shop with you.
**[12:11] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
I couldn't help but spill the beans.
**[12:13] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
You always change the subject
at the end of a debate.
**[12:17] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
No wonder you've never had
friends, even at school.
**[12:24] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
You don't have friends, either.
**[12:27] Mushitaro**
That's right.
**[12:29] Mushitaro**
I killed him.
**[12:31] Mushitaro**
I choked him to death with these hands.
**[12:34] Mushitaro**
With bloodlust and madness.
**[12:37] Mushitaro**
So, now what?
**[12:39] Mushitaro**
The suspect has confessed to his crime.
**[12:41] Mushitaro**
There's nothing you can...
**[12:43] Rampo**
You never killed him.
**[12:46] Rampo**
In the final chapter, the motive was
described to be a personal grudge.
**[12:50] Rampo**
That doesn't make sense, does it?
**[12:52] Rampo**
If you were the one who'd killed him,
**[12:54] Rampo**
not only would you have copied the
plot gimmick, but the motive, as well.
**[12:58] Rampo**
It's too perfect.
**[13:00] Rampo**
It would practically be a script.
**[13:03] Rampo**
The "Killing of Kindaichi" was a comedy that
he both wrote and starred in himself.
**[13:08] Rampo**
In other words, he killed himself.
**[13:12] Rampo**
What a stupid way it turned out to be.
**[13:14] Rampo**
But it was highly effective.
**[13:16] Rampo**
Even people who don't read mystery novels
**[13:18] Rampo**
became obsessed with the case
and worked to solve it.
**[13:21] Rampo**
The ultimate, uncategorizable,
one-of-a-kind mystery.
**[13:26] Rampo**
That's what this is.
**[13:27] [SONG] Text**
"A mystery that leaks into the real world"
**[13:28] Rampo**
A mystery that leaks into the real world.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
I hate having regrets.
**[13:36] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
That's why I've always done things my way.
**[13:39] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
So far, I'm satisfied with my life.
**[13:42] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
But now I find that I'm on limited time.
**[13:47] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Is your stomach really that messed up?
**[13:50] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
I have a malignant tumor in my gut.
**[13:52] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
I have a year at best, I was told.
**[13:55] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
Before that, I'm going to complete
the ultimate mystery novel.
**[13:59] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
I've already finished my preparations.
**[14:01] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
All except the key piece.
**[14:04] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
And what key is that?
**[14:07] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
The murderer.
**[14:10] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
It would all be for nothing if it gets out
that I'd done this myself prematurely.
**[14:13] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
To avoid that, I need a real-life murderer
who has actual motives and intent.
**[14:21] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
I want you to be that person.
**[14:33] Mushitaro**
Bingo!
**[14:35] Mushitaro**
You nailed it, detective!
**[14:37] Mushitaro**
I am indeed the role of
the unhinged murderer!
**[14:41] Mushitaro**
Of course I agreed!
**[14:42] Mushitaro**
I'd get to kill the man I despised!
**[14:48] Mushitaro**
On top of that, I get the money
for selling the manuscript.
**[14:52] Mushitaro**
Why would I ever refuse?!
**[14:54] Mushitaro**
I killed him!
**[14:57] Rampo**
Then why did you hide this
page of the manuscript?
**[15:02] Rampo**
Some of the words are smudged,
including the word "End."
**[15:05] [SONG] ---**
End
**[15:06] Rampo**
That must have occurred after
the manuscript was completed.
**[15:09] Rampo**
So, who made the smudges, and when?
**[15:13] Rampo**
The stain happened during
the crime or right after.
**[15:16] Rampo**
The smudges marked the page in the
reverse order in which it was completed.
**[15:18] Rampo**
That is, it was with the
final page placed on top.
**[15:23] Rampo**
When you think of it that way,
everything makes sense.
**[15:25] Mushitaro**
Stop.
**[15:27] Mushitaro**
The source of water at the scene of the crime,
**[15:31] Mushitaro**
and the reason the attacker frantically tried
to replace the original with a copy...
**[15:35] Mushitaro**
When you put it all together,
there can only be one explanation.
**[15:47] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
Thank you... Mushi-kun...
**[15:51] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
For taking this on...
**[15:55] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
You truly... are my only...
**[16:05] Rampo**
Tears.
**[16:09] Rampo**
The perpetrator was crying
as he strangled the victim.
**[16:12] Rampo**
So if it wasn't motivated
by a personal grudge,
**[16:15] Rampo**
all the assumptions about the
gimmick get turned over.
**[16:18] Rampo**
If the victim was an accomplice to the crime,
**[16:20] Rampo**
the very act of solving
the crime is pointless.
**[16:23] Rampo**
It isn't even a mystery,
let alone the ultimate one.
**[16:27] Rampo**
You realized as much just before
you delivered the manuscript.
**[16:31] Rampo**
That's why you replaced it with a photocopy.
**[16:33] Rampo**
To fulfill your friend's final wish.
**[16:37] Yokomizo**
You have no proof.
**[16:39] Rampo**
You're right.
**[16:40] Rampo**
Forensics could have determined
that they were tears,
**[16:43] Rampo**
but they couldn't determine whose they were.
**[16:46] Rampo**
Still, it's enough to publicize the
truth behind this manuscript.
**[16:52] Rampo**
"It might have been a suicide.
It might have been a farce."
**[16:55] Rampo**
"It might be pointless to try to solve it."
**[16:58] Rampo**
As soon the readers start to think that way,
**[17:01] Rampo**
the value of taking on
the challenge plummets,
**[17:03] Rampo**
and your friend's final wish will be muddied.
**[17:09] Rampo**
The Detective Agency was
once defeated by Fyodor.
**[17:13] Rampo**
We won't be defeated again.
**[17:14] Rampo**
I won't let you hurt anyone in the Agency.
**[17:17] Mushitaro**
*What is this?*
**[17:18] Rampo**
To that end, I memorized and assimilated...
**[17:22] Rampo**
the demon himself!
**[17:25] Rampo**
If you don't turn yourself in,
I'll go public with that hypothesis.
**[17:28] Rampo**
This isn't detective work.
**[17:30] Rampo**
It's a demonic mind control
invading your mind.
**[17:34] Rampo**
My new weapon for killing Detective killers!
**[17:47] Mushitaro**
No...
**[17:50] Mushitaro**
I can't allow that.
**[17:53] Mushitaro**
Please don't make it public.
**[17:56] Mushitaro**
I despise Yokomizo.
**[17:59] Mushitaro**
It's not possible that I don't.
**[18:04] Mushitaro**
I'll turn myself in.
**[18:10] Minoura**
Yeah.
**[18:11] Minoura**
I see.
**[18:12] Minoura**
All right.
**[18:15] Minoura**
We have evidence that grenades
**[18:17] Minoura**
of the type used by the Detective Agency
were stolen in transport.
**[18:21] Minoura**
That makes it likely that they were
used in the murder of the girl.
**[18:24] Rampo**
He released his special ability.
**[18:27] Rampo**
Kunikida will be released.
**[18:29] Poe**
Rampo-kun.
**[18:31] Poe**
About the dummy corpse...
**[18:34] Poe**
There wasn't any biological activity
detected in the wound on his face.
**[18:37] Rampo**
Oh.
**[18:38] Rampo**
He just threw a corpse that Fyodor gave him.
**[18:42] Rampo**
I doubt he's ever killed anyone
other than the mystery novelist.
**[18:47] Poe**
Rampo-kun?
**[18:53] Rampo**
I don't want to bother throwing it out.
**[18:55] Rampo**
You can have it.
**[18:57] Mushitaro**
What's this?
**[18:59] Mushitaro**
An employee ID?
**[19:01] Rampo**
That company is a front for an
anti-government organization.
**[19:05] Rampo**
A Gifted Special Ops Division
agent working undercover there
**[19:08] Rampo**
is about to have their cover blown.
**[19:11] Rampo**
Go help them.
**[19:13] Mushitaro**
Why are you asking me?
**[19:15] Rampo**
That agent is also in charge
of hiring at the Division.
**[19:20] Rampo**
I couldn't care less what
happens to the agent,
**[19:24] Rampo**
but if they learn about your powerful ability,
they'll be obliged to hire you.
**[19:29] Rampo**
Go show them what you can do.
**[19:31] Mushitaro**
Rampo-kun...
**[19:33] Mushitaro**
Are you...
**[19:34] Rampo**
I promised, didn't I?
**[19:36] Rampo**
That I'd help you find work
if you ever needed it.
**[19:41] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
Mushi-kun, I bet you'd laugh at me
**[19:45] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
for trying to master mystery novels,
even if it means sacrificing myself.
**[19:50] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
But when you start going down that path,
**[19:53] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
you realize there really is nothing
whose value is immutable.
**[19:57] Minoura**
Huh? Where'd my lighter go?
**[19:59] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
In which case, it's up to you to choose.
**[20:02] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
Choose what you consider
valuable in your life.
**[20:06] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
After all, the greatest luxury
afforded to a human being
**[20:10] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
is the right to make the
world itself their choice.
**[20:23] Cop A**
What the...
**[20:25] Cop A**
An accident?
**[20:31] Cop A**
Is it an accident?
**[20:32] Nikolai**
It's a murder.
**[20:34] Cop A**
Who's the victim?
**[20:35] Nikolai**
You.
**[20:42] Mushitaro**
*A gun just appeared out of thin air!*
**[20:49] Nikolai**
Now, then...
**[20:50] Nikolai**
It's quiz time!
**[20:56] Nikolai**
Who might I be?
**[21:00] Nikolai**
What?
**[21:01] Nikolai**
My name's Nikolai, you say?
**[21:03] Nikolai**
That's right!
**[21:06] Nikolai**
Okay, next question!
**[21:08] Nikolai**
Why am I here?
**[21:11] Nikolai**
Hint: Cleanup duty.
**[21:14] Nikolai**
Oops, I gave away the answer!
**[21:16] Mushitaro**
Cleanup duty?
**[21:17] Nikolai**
That's right.
**[21:19] Nikolai**
My duty is to get rid of those
who know of our next project.
**[21:24] Nikolai**
A quiz is no fun if someone gives
away the answer, after all.
**[21:30] Mushitaro**
"Our"?
**[21:32] Nikolai**
So you're with Fyodor!
**[21:34] Mushitaro**
Indeed!
**[21:35] Mushitaro**
We are the Decay of the Angels!
**[21:38] Mushitaro**
Terrorists lurking in this land!
**[21:41] Mushitaro**
The five angels, here to tell
of the end of the gods' world!
**[21:48] Mushitaro**
*Rampo-kun!*
**[21:49] Mushitaro**
*Listen up!*
**[21:50] Mushitaro**
* The Detective Agency is about*
* to get a huge job offer!*
**[21:52] Mushitaro**
*Don't accept it!*
**[21:54] Mushitaro**
*If you do, it'll be the end of the Agency!*
**[21:56] Mushitaro**
*You hear me?*
**[21:57] Mushitaro**
*Don't you dare accept—*
***SIGN*** Tragic Sunday
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 43
# 43 - Tragic Sunday
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***SIGN*** Since the cannibalism incident...
**[00:00] Tonan**
In recognition of the Armed Detective Agency's
considerable contributions
***SIGN*** One month has passed.
***SIGN*** Futsuma Shikyu Award Ceremony
**[00:07] Tonan**
to the safety of the city and people of
Yokohama during the White Whale Incident,
**[00:12] Tonan**
we award the Futsuma Shikyu Award.
**[00:20] Tonan**
Your Agency is the pride of our nation.
**[00:24] Man A**
Has a private company ever been
awarded the Shikyu Award?
**[00:28] Man B**
It's easy to see why.
**[00:30] Man B**
They captured Pushkin and Fyodor after
the European authorities failed to do so.
**[00:35] Man B**
Rumor has it that the
Detective Agency's been tapped
**[00:38] Man B**
as special advisers to the
municipal police combat squad.
**[00:41] Man A**
If that's true, the Special Investigation
Department has fresh mud on its face.
**[00:45] Tonan**
They have no reason to be ashamed.
**[00:47] Tonan**
That's just how capable the
Armed Detective Agency is.
**[00:51] Man A**
Well, hello, Assistant Senior Attorney.
**[00:54] Tonan**
This is unofficial,
**[00:55] Tonan**
but it was the Detective Agency that
prevented the crash of the whale airship.
**[01:00] Man A**
That's impressive.
**[01:02] Tonan**
I believe that, soon enough,
the Armed Detective Agency
**[01:04] Tonan**
will be carrying the weight of
this nation's center of power.
**[02:44] Kunikida**
I told you to stop attacking head-on.
**[02:47] Atsushi**
But...
**[02:48] Kunikida**
Don't let your power control you.
**[02:50] Kunikida**
It's when you're drowning in the
tiger's power that you always lose.
**[02:54] Kunikida**
To put it bluntly: the tiger is strong,
but you're weak.
**[03:02] Kunikida**
It's time for work.
**[03:03] Kunikida**
Let's go.
**[03:05] Yosano**
A murder society?
**[03:07] Kunikida**
Yes.
**[03:08] Kunikida**
It's an urgent request from the government.
**[03:10] Kunikida**
First, here's a photo of the victim.
**[03:13] Atsushi**
Terrible.
**[03:15] Kunikida**
The victim was a young diet member.
**[03:17] Kunikida**
As you can see, the victim had the
skin of his upper body torn off
**[03:21] Kunikida**
and was forced to wear it inside out.
**[03:22] Yosano**
He's got some interesting taste, doesn't he?
**[03:25] Kunikida**
There have been four such incidents in the
past week, perpetrated by the same culprit.
**[03:29] Kunikida**
The vice commander of the Coast Guard.
**[03:31] Kunikida**
Killed by a powerful corrosive
being poured on his head.
**[03:34] Kunikida**
Ministry of Defense External Defense,
Department Chief Secretary
**[03:37] Kunikida**
Injected with high density
air using an air compressor,
**[03:41] Kunikida**
leading to expulsion of all blood
from his pores and subsequent death.
***SIGN*** kill me
**[03:44] Kunikida**
Lastly, a top military envoy.
**[03:47] Kunikida**
An intensely pain-inducing plant from
South America, known as the suicide weed,
**[03:50] Kunikida**
was implanted in his armpit.
He was then locked in a room.
**[03:53] Kunikida**
He slammed his own head against the wall,
causing cerebral contusion and death.
**[03:57] Rampo**
Aha...
**[03:58] Rampo**
The Decay of Angels.
**[04:00] Rampo**
It's a message from the murderer.
**[04:01] Atsushi**
The Decay of Angels?
**[04:04] Fukuzawa**
The Decay of Angels...
**[04:05] Fukuzawa**
refers to the five signs that angels, at the
pinnacle of the sixth path of existence,
**[04:09] Fukuzawa**
exhibit before their death.
**[04:12] Kunikida**
President.
**[04:13] Fukuzawa**
The robe becomes stained with grime and oils.
**[04:17] Fukuzawa**
The crown wilts and rots.
**[04:20] Fukuzawa**
The body becomes dirty and odorous.
**[04:24] Fukuzawa**
Sweat pours out of the armpits.
**[04:28] Tanizaki**
So this is a serial murder making
a deliberate display of brutality?
**[04:32] Atsushi**
Just a second.
**[04:33] Atsushi**
There have only been four murders.
**[04:35] Kunikida**
Of the five omens,
dissatisfaction and apathy remain.
**[04:38] Atsushi**
Therefore, there's going to be one more murder.
**[04:40] Fukuzawa**
There will not.
**[04:42] Fukuzawa**
We will stop it before it happens.
**[04:44] Fukuzawa**
We will all commit to putting
an end to this villain's scheme.
**[04:48] Rampo**
I disagree.
**[04:51] Fukuzawa**
Rampo. Your reason?
**[04:53] Rampo**
My friend gave me a warning.
**[04:54] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
The Detective Agency is about
to get a huge job offer!
**[04:57] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Don't accept it!
**[04:58] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
If you do, it'll be the end of the Agency!
**[05:03] Rampo**
I'm turning down this job.
**[05:05] Fukuzawa**
Have you seen the
Futsuma Shikyu Award in my office?
**[05:09] Fukuzawa**
That is the honor of the century for
those of us who protect people.
**[05:13] Rampo**
You're telling me to take the
job because we got a bow?
**[05:15] Fukuzawa**
No.
**[05:17] Fukuzawa**
That is just a piece of wood.
**[05:20] Fukuzawa**
Awards and accolades are
no more than set dressing.
**[05:24] Fukuzawa**
Even if we were honorless
thieves in a basement,
**[05:27] Fukuzawa**
we would risk our lives to stop this murder.
**[05:31] Rampo**
Do what you want, then.
**[05:33] Kunikida**
Rampo-san!
**[05:34] Fukuzawa**
Don't stop him, Kunikida.
**[05:36] Fukuzawa**
The Agency will pursue the murderer.
**[05:38] Fukuzawa**
And Rampo will pursue the facts
behind the Agency's coming demise.
**[05:43] Fukuzawa**
A dual investigation.
**[05:44] Fukuzawa**
Rampo knows full-well that's
the most optimal solution.
***SIGN*** Episode 43
***SIGN*** Tragic Sunday
**[05:50] Atsushi**
Apathy and dissatisfaction
with one's position...
**[05:58] Atsushi**
Yes?
**[05:59] Ango**
* This is Sakaguchi of the*
* Special Operations Division.*
**[06:01] Ango**
I have been unable to contact Dazai-kun.
**[06:04] Ango**
Do you happen to know his whereabouts?
**[06:06] Atsushi**
*No.*
**[06:07] Ango**
Then please convey a message to the Agency
staff regarding the serial murder victims:
**[06:13] Ango**
There is evidence that the victims'
bodyguard rosters and itineraries
**[06:16] Ango**
were tampered with and
modified by government figures.
**[06:21] Ango**
* It may be that the Decay of Angels is the*
* alternate identity of a government body.*
**[06:27] Ango**
*Please be careful.*
**[06:30] Tonan**
Hey, there.
**[06:32] Atsushi**
You're from the Department of Justice.
**[06:34] Tonan**
I appreciate your hard work.
**[06:36] Tonan**
You're a newcomer at the
Detective Agency, aren't you?
**[06:38] Tonan**
How's the investigation coming?
**[06:41] Atsushi**
We're going through the entire list
of dangerous Gifted, but nothing yet.
**[06:45] Tonan**
Who were you on the phone with?
**[06:47] Atsushi**
Oh, that was...
**[06:49] (Flashback) Ango**
There's evidence they were tampered
with by government figures.
**[06:56] Atsushi**
Oh, I was just asked to
run a few more errands.
**[06:59] Atsushi**
Never mind me.
**[07:01] Atsushi**
What brings you here, sir?
**[07:03] Tonan**
Oh, I just happened to spot you as I was
enjoying coffee at the shop over there.
**[07:09] Atsushi**
*I can use my tiger's sense of smell.*
**[07:15] Atsushi**
*I don't smell coffee.*
**[07:18] Tonan**
Is something the matter?
**[07:19] Atsushi**
No, nothing at all!
**[07:21] Atsushi**
Anyway, I have to go feed the
boss's chameleon and stuff.
**[07:24] Atsushi**
Pardon me!
**[07:28] Tonan**
That's fine.
**[07:30] Tonan**
The Armed Detective Agency's
doom today is already decided.
**[07:42] Jouno**
Which horse came in first?
**[07:46] Dazai**
*I see. He's blind.*
**[07:49] Dazai**
Number Nine.
**[07:50] Jouno**
Thank you.
**[07:52] Jouno**
You won, didn't you?
**[07:53] Dazai**
Oh, can you tell?
**[07:55] Jouno**
Yes.
**[07:56] Jouno**
Your sweat, body temperature,
the sound of your muscles...
**[07:59] Jouno**
There's more that I can see,
now that I've lost my sight.
**[08:03] Jouno**
I can even predict your fate tomorrow.
**[08:07] Jouno**
You won't have a tomorrow,
**[08:09] Jouno**
former Port Mafia Executive, Dazai Osamu.
**[08:12] Jouno**
138 counts of aggravated murder.
**[08:15] Jouno**
312 counts of intimidation.
**[08:17] Jouno**
A total of 625 charges, including fraud
and more, for which I'm arresting you.
**[08:21] Tonan**
Gentlemen, the Hunting Dogs have arrested
one of the members of the Agency.
**[08:25] Agent A**
Ah!
**[08:26] Agent B**
Finally.
**[08:27] Tonan**
Sheltering the murderer of 35.
**[08:29] Tonan**
Association with the Mafia.
**[08:31] Tonan**
The female doctor is suspected
of murdering a patient
**[08:33] Tonan**
during her time as a combat medic.
**[08:35] Tonan**
We shall expose them for these crimes
and dismantle the Detective Agency.
**[08:38] Tonan**
This is the moment our
organization has waited for.
**[08:46] Secretary (Nikolai)**
Tonan-sensei.
**[08:48] Secretary (Nikolai)**
I've gathered the documents.
**[08:51] Secretary (Nikolai)**
Orders sent to Fukuzawa for the assassination
**[08:53] Secretary (Nikolai)**
of pro-war individuals at the end of the war.
**[08:56] Tonan**
The Armed Detective Agency won't
survive the publication of this information.
**[09:00] Tonan**
And the list of targets for assassination?
**[09:02] Secretary (Nikolai)**
Right here.
***SIGN*** Top
Secret
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 30 0 30 30 0 30
***SIGN*** Key Figures
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 73 0 74 15 0 15
***SIGN*** Tonan Buzan
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 50 0 50 15 0 15
**[09:10] Tonan**
*Father...*
**[09:11] Tonan**
*I can finally avenge you.*
**[09:15] Tonan**
I must thank the providers
of this information.
**[09:18] Tonan**
Though, it's still unclear how they
managed to get it.
**[09:23] Tonan**
I ought to meet with them in person.
**[09:25] Secretary (Nikolai)**
I've already arranged for an interview.
**[09:28] Tonan**
Oh?
**[09:29] Tonan**
When?
**[09:30] Tonan**
Right now.
**[09:39] Secretary (Nikolai)**
Thank you for all you've done for
me these past six months, sir.
**[09:43] Secretary (Nikolai)**
Now, then, quiz time!
**[09:44] Secretary (Nikolai)**
Why didn't I kill you just now?
**[09:49] Secretary (Nikolai)**
The answer is: because you're going to hate
**[09:51] Secretary (Nikolai)**
going back to your own
station before you die!
**[09:56] Dazai**
You got me.
**[09:58] Dazai**
I knew I was being tracked,
**[10:00] Dazai**
but I guess hiding in a crowd was
no use against the Hunting Dogs.
**[10:04] Dazai**
You're going to take me out
along with the whole crowd.
**[10:07] Jouno**
I can hear your rage.
**[10:09] Jouno**
Soon it'll turn into fear of your punishment.
**[10:13] Jouno**
I can't wait for that moment.
**[10:15] Dazai**
We're going to get along great.
**[10:18] Dazai**
Just tell me one thing:
why did you come arrest me now?
**[10:23] Jouno**
Fingerprints, recordings, photos...
**[10:26] Jouno**
All manner of evidence suddenly reemerged,
**[10:30] Jouno**
as though a switch had just been thrown.
**[10:37] Mushitaro**
It was about my special
ability from the beginning.
**[10:40] Mushitaro**
You wanted to reverse a perfect
murder and restore guilt.
**[10:46] Mushitaro**
That's why you lured me in.
**[10:49] Nikolai**
*Huy!*
**[10:50] Nikolai**
*What's upsy-daisy!*
**[10:52] Nikolai**
* So, Armed Detective Agency, I'm going*
* to give you four pieces of information.*
**[10:57] Nikolai**
*First!*
**[10:59] Nikolai**
* I restrained government*
* bigwigs with fun machines.*
**[11:02] Nikolai**
*It's the chainsaw human disassembly show!*
**[11:05] Nikolai**
* As soon as the time comes,*
* he'll be cut clean into two!*
**[11:08] Kunikida**
Dissatisfaction and apathy.
**[11:09] Nikolai**
*Second!*
**[11:11] Nikolai**
* If someone who isn't a member*
* of the Detective Agency comes in,*
**[11:13] Nikolai**
*the chainsaw will activate automatically.*
**[11:16] Nikolai**
*Third!*
**[11:17] Nikolai**
*The chainsaw will activate at exactly 6 PM.*
**[11:20] Nikolai**
*And fourth...*
**[11:24] Nikolai**
*Dammit!*
**[11:25] Nikolai**
*I just realized there isn't a fourth!*
**[11:27] Nikolai**
*Oh, no!*
**[11:29] Nikolai**
*You!*
**[11:30] Nikolai**
*Any ideas?*
**[11:31] Nikolai**
*Crap, this is an on-air oopsie!*
**[11:33] Nikolai**
*Stop the camera!*
**[11:34] Nikolai**
*The camera!*
**[11:37] Kunikida**
Thirty more minutes.
**[11:39] Rampo**
Understood.
**[11:41] Rampo**
Be careful.
**[11:43] Rampo**
Given he's demanding that an
Agency member enters first,
**[11:46] Rampo**
you'd be crazy not to suspect a trap.
**[11:49] Kunikida**
*Do you have any idea what they're after?*
**[11:53] Rampo**
I got this.
**[11:54] Rampo**
I'm standing in front of the clue right now.
**[12:02] Rampo**
I smell blood.
**[12:08] Rampo**
Chief Taneda!
**[12:11] Taneda**
Fukuzawa's detective kid...
**[12:17] Taneda**
I know what Decay of Angels is after.
**[12:23] (Flashback) Kunikida**
It'll take at least ten minutes
for all of us to arrive.
**[12:27] (Flashback) Kunikida**
You are to go in first and
stop the timer device.
**[12:32] Atsushi**
* It might be dangerous to*
* charge in from the front.*
**[12:35] Atsushi**
* I think I'll have to use the*
* underground escape route.*
**[12:46] Nikolai**
You're even more nimble
than you're rumored to be,
**[12:50] Nikolai**
Tiger boy.
**[12:52] Nikolai**
My name is Nikolai!
**[12:55] Nikolai**
Okies, it's quiz time!
**[12:57] Nikolai**
What is my special ability?
**[13:00] Atsushi**
* The hand he has in his cape*
* shows up elsewhere in space.*
**[13:04] Atsushi**
A matter teleportation ability?
**[13:06] Nikolai**
Bingo!
**[13:08] Nikolai**
My special ability lets me connect my cape
with a point somewhere else in space.
**[13:12] Nikolai**
I have a range of roughly 30 meters.
**[13:15] Atsushi**
*So, even if I hide, he'll still shoot me.*
**[13:17] Atsushi**
Fine!
**[13:18] Nikolai**
Yipes.
**[13:23] Nikolai**
Tiger fangs!
**[13:24] Atsushi**
You're mine!
**[13:31] Nikolai**
I went and dropped a utility
pole from the surface.
**[13:37] Taneda**
Decay of Angels is a criminal
organization comprised of five people.
**[13:42] Taneda**
Jester Nikolai.
**[13:43] Taneda**
Demon Fyodor.
**[13:45] Taneda**
And three more special rank,
dangerous Gifted.
**[13:49] (Flashback) Mitamura**
We'll wipe out all the Gifted
rotting this country's foundations.
**[13:54] (Flashback) Rampo**
I see.
**[13:56] (Flashback) Rampo**
V is an organization of Gifted
brought together to drive out Gifted.
**[14:02] Rampo**
*V as in *five*.*
**[14:03] Rampo**
*The five death omens of an angel!*
**[14:06] Taneda**
And one of them has the ability to exchange
information that the others want.
**[14:12] Taneda**
That's who wounded me.
**[14:14] Rampo**
So then...
**[14:15] Taneda**
They stole information.
**[14:17] Taneda**
From here.
**[14:20] Taneda**
On the other hand,
I learned what their goal is.
**[14:23] Rampo**
I'm going to contact the
Special Operations Division.
**[14:26] Rampo**
You need a doctor.
**[14:26] Taneda**
Listen to me!
**[14:28] Taneda**
They've used my memories to
steal a page from a book.
**[14:32] Rampo**
A page?
**[14:34] Taneda**
A blank novel that makes anything
written in it become reality.
**[14:38] Taneda**
It's a page from that book,
torn out to use for research.
**[14:46] Atsushi**
*His special ability is strong.*
**[14:49] Nikolai**
Guess I'll just go ahead and restrain you.
**[14:57] Atsushi**
*It's not just powerful in combat.*
**[14:59] Atsushi**
* This ability could be used for raids,*
* burglary, eavesdropping, abduction...*
**[15:03] Atsushi**
*He could do anything.*
**[15:05] Atsushi**
* He's the one who killed*
* the government officials!*
**[15:10] Atsushi**
Why?
**[15:12] Atsushi**
Why do you kill people?
**[15:13] Atsushi**
And so horribly?
**[15:17] Nikolai**
The four I killed asked
me that same question.
**[15:21] Nikolai**
And I have two answers.
**[15:24] Nikolai**
This is the first one: because it's fun!
**[15:29] Nikolai**
Because it's so damn fun
and gets me so excited!
**[15:33] Nikolai**
Sounds like a plausible answer, doesn't it?
**[15:36] Nikolai**
You're killed by a monster
without a speck of humanity.
**[15:39] Nikolai**
It's an injustice,
but it's easy to understand.
**[15:40] Nikolai**
You can die with a sense of closure.
**[15:43] Nikolai**
But you aren't a monster's victim
when I murder you.
**[15:46] Nikolai**
So I'll tell you the second, real reason.
**[15:51] Nikolai**
I'm perfectly sane.
**[15:54] Nikolai**
I understand how evil killing is and
feel as much guilt as anyone.
**[16:00] Nikolai**
Do you like birds?
**[16:03] Nikolai**
I love them.
**[16:05] Nikolai**
They fly, unbound whatsoever
by gravity. Total freedom.
**[16:09] Nikolai**
That's my wish.
**[16:11] Nikolai**
That's why I joined Decay of Angels.
**[16:14] Taneda**
The page stolen by Decay of Angels
**[16:18] Taneda**
has the same power as the book itself.
**[16:22] Taneda**
But there's a rule to using the book.
**[16:25] Taneda**
What's written in it must have the
causal consistency of a novel.
**[16:31] Taneda**
For some reason, a narrative-like
logical consistency
**[16:34] Taneda**
is required for it to be
able to overwrite reality.
**[16:38] Taneda**
That must have been how it was created,
by whomever it was that had such an ability.
**[16:42] Taneda**
Though, I suppose, since you can't just write
**[16:46] Taneda**
"One day, humanity was doomed" and expect
it to come true, it's a good rule.
**[16:50] Rampo**
Chief Taneda!
**[16:52] Taneda**
Abandon the mission and run.
**[16:55] Taneda**
They intend to use the Agency
as the catalyst of doom.
**[17:00] Atsushi**
The freedom of a bird?
**[17:02] Atsushi**
That's what you kill for?
**[17:04] Atsushi**
I don't get it at all!
**[17:06] Nikolai**
I'm sure you don't.
**[17:07] Nikolai**
In the end, Fyodor-kun was
the only one who did.
**[17:11] Nikolai**
Okay, next question!
**[17:14] Nikolai**
When did I start lying in what I just said?
**[17:19] Nikolai**
Did I fool you?
**[17:21] Nikolai**
You shouldn't lend your ear to a jester!
**[17:24] Nikolai**
You won't be able to sleep at night.
**[17:26] Nikolai**
Now...
**[17:27] Nikolai**
You can have your leg back.
**[17:30] Atsushi**
*My leg's stuck in the ground!*
**[17:32] Atsushi**
*I can't get it out!*
**[17:33] Nikolai**
And thus ends the show.
**[17:35] Nikolai**
I hope you'll visit again.
**[17:40] Atsushi**
Stop!
**[17:45] Kunikida**
Time?
**[17:47] Tanizaki**
Five more minutes.
**[17:50] Kunikida**
Military police...
**[17:51] Kunikida**
If anyone besides the Detective Agency
enters, the hostages die.
**[17:55] Kunikida**
Kenji, stop the military police.
**[17:57] Kenji**
Roger.
**[17:58] Kunikida**
The rest of you, follow me.
**[18:04] Nikolai**
Hey, sir.
**[18:05] Nikolai**
It's almost time to say
bye-bye to your lower half.
**[18:08] Nikolai**
How do you feel?
**[18:09] Nikolai**
Wow!
**[18:11] Nikolai**
In recognition of your strong sense
of justice, I'll let you free!
**[18:16] Nikolai**
Use this to call for help.
**[18:19] Tonan**
You lousy scum...
**[18:21] Tonan**
The justice system will destroy you all!
**[18:26] Nikolai**
I envy you.
**[18:29] Nikolai**
Birds born in a cage don't
realize they're prisoners.
**[18:33] Nikolai**
The prison is here.
**[18:35] Nikolai**
In your skull.
**[18:37] Nikolai**
We can't escape.
**[18:41] Nikolai**
Not from this warm, moist hell.
***SIGN*** "Not from this warm, moist hell," he says.
**[18:49] Squad Member A**
Headquarters, sniper team here.
**[18:51] Squad Member A**
Targets sighted through the window.
**[18:53] Squad Member A**
However, the targets' faces
are obscured by white hoods.
**[18:57] Captain**
The white hoods are the Decay of Angels.
**[19:00] Captain**
Wait for our signal to fire.
**[19:01] Captain**
Rescue squad, your status?
**[19:03] Rescue Squad Member**
An unidentified Gifted flipped
our armored vehicle over!
**[19:07] Captain**
What?
**[19:09] Captain**
Damn it!
**[19:10] Captain**
Tell intel to pull up
the Gifted immediately!
**[19:16] Captain**
Lieutenant, your thoughts?
**[19:18] Captain**
The hostages are all general
manager-level dignitaries.
**[19:22] Captain**
It might be true...
**[19:25] Captain**
that Decay of Angels
are government agents.
**[19:29] Lieutenant**
If that's true, it would be dangerous
to collaborate with other agencies.
**[19:34] Captain**
Demand that they finish
determining the subject
**[19:36] Captain**
of the hostages' secret meeting faster.
**[19:38] Lieutenant**
Sir.
**[19:40] Captain**
Government traitors...
**[19:43] Captain**
Which arm are Decay of Angels from?
**[19:47] Tanizaki**
The hostages are beyond this door.
**[19:50] Kunikida**
First, we throw in this sonic grenade.
**[19:53] Kunikida**
Simultaneously, we use Demon Snow
**[19:55] Kunikida**
to decapitate all of the
perpetrators from behind.
**[19:57] Kunikida**
A frontal special ability fight
would lead to the hostages' deaths.
**[20:02] Kunikida**
There's no other way.
**[20:06] Nikolai**
It's time.
**[20:07] Nikolai**
Press the start button.
**[20:09] Tonan**
Don't!
**[20:10] Tonan**
There's a few more minutes until six!
**[20:12] Nikolai**
No, we're right on time.
**[20:15] Nikolai**
Also...
**[20:16] Nikolai**
Everyone, take off your hoods.
***SIGN*** "Take off your hoods,"
***SIGN*** said the young man.
**[20:23] Squad Member A**
Targets are removing their hoods!
**[20:24] Captain**
We'll see the perpetrators' faces!
**[20:26] Captain**
Don't miss them!
**[20:32] Kunikida**
Dive!
***SIGN*** Under the white hoods
***SIGN*** were their faces...
**[20:50] Kunikida**
What the hell is this?
**[20:53] Kunikida**
It's the hostage room.
**[20:56] Kunikida**
Impossible...
**[20:57] Kunikida**
We haven't opened the door.
**[20:59] Tanizaki**
Is this the start button?
**[21:00] Tanizaki**
I'm pressing it?
**[21:02] Nikolai**
Welcome.
**[21:05] Kunikida**
You're the murderer.
**[21:07] Kunikida**
Why are you tied up?
**[21:09] Nikolai**
This is my escape.
**[21:11] Nikolai**
From the biological brainwashing
that we call morality.
**[21:14] Nikolai**
Hear me!
**[21:15] Nikolai**
My scream of free will!
**[21:22] Nikolai**
Help me!
**[21:23] Nikolai**
Help me, please!
**[21:25] Nikolai**
Mr. Tonan!
**[21:26] Nikolai**
C-Call for help!
**[21:27] Nikolai**
The perpetrator's identity!
**[21:32] Tonan**
I know who the perpetrator is.
**[21:35] Squad Member A**
*The hostages are being cut in half!*
**[21:37] Captain**
You have permission to fire!
**[21:38] Lieutenant**
Captain!
**[21:39] Lieutenant**
We've learned that the subject of the meeting
**[21:41] Lieutenant**
was the publication of the
Detective Agency's criminal acts.
**[21:55] Rampo**
*Kunikida, get out of there!*
**[21:57] Rampo**
Apathy and dissatisfaction
with one's own station...
**[22:00] Rampo**
It's about the Detective Agency!
**[22:02] Tonan**
The Decay of Angels...
**[22:04] Tonan**
is the Armed Detective Agency!
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 44
# 44 - Dogs Hunt Dogs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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***SIGN*** Thus, I am certain.
***SIGN*** The murderer was...
**[00:08] Rampo**
*A security camera?*
**[00:10] Rampo**
*It wasn't here until a few seconds ago.*
**[00:11] Rampo**
*Reality manipulation.*
**[00:21] Rampo**
*Without a doubt.*
**[00:23] Rampo**
*The power of the page.*
**[00:25] Rampo**
*Which means...*
**[00:27] Rampo**
* The camera's footage must show*
* me committing the murderer.*
**[00:33] Military Police A**
This is a warning, suspect!
**[00:34] Military Police A**
Drop your weapon and surrender!
**[00:37] Military Police A**
I repeat!
**[00:38] Tonan**
I know who the perpetrator is.
**[00:41] Tonan**
The Decay of Angels...
**[00:43] Tonan**
is the Armed Detective Agency!
**[00:50] Kunikida**
Snipers, Tanizaki!
**[00:52] Kunikida**
Hide us using your ability.
**[00:54] Kunikida**
We're running!
**[00:57] Lieutenant**
Sniper team has lost the targets.
**[00:59] Captain**
It's an illusion ability.
**[01:00] Captain**
They can't hide their body heat, though.
**[01:03] Captain**
All units, deploy thermal goggles.
**[01:05] Captain**
Also, bullets will not work on the Gifted
with altered healing and physical strength.
**[01:09] Captain**
Infiltration squad, equip gas grenades.
**[01:12] Captain**
What is the risk of our
communications being intercepted?
**[01:15] Lieutenant**
Military encryption devices
have been issued.
**[01:17] Captain**
Good.
**[01:17] Captain**
A band of murderers disguised as good men...
**[01:21] Captain**
The time of your reckoning has come.
**[01:23] Kenji**
Kunikida-san!
**[01:24] Kenji**
This way!
**[01:26] Kunikida**
Those snipers must be from the military
police's counterterrorism team,
**[01:29] Kunikida**
which means they must have
us surrounded by now.
**[01:32] Tanizaki**
Let's surrender.
**[01:34] Tanizaki**
We're innocent.
**[01:35] Rampo**
*It's no use.*
**[01:37] Kunikida**
Rampo-san! You're safe!
**[01:39] Rampo**
* Chief Taneda has received treatment*
* for his bleeding. He's on the run.*
**[01:42] Rampo**
* He may testify on our behalf*
* if he regains consciousness,*
**[01:47] Rampo**
*but I don't have much hope that he will.*
**[01:49] Tanizaki**
Why?
**[01:50] Rampo**
* This is the work of the*
* reality-altering book.*
**[01:54] Rampo**
The chief said the book may have been
made by Gifted, but I doubt that.
**[01:58] Rampo**
It's from an even higher
power than any Gifted.
**[02:02] Rampo**
Case in point, Mushitaro-kun's
reality-altering ability
**[02:05] Rampo**
wasn't able to overwrite people's memories.
**[02:08] Rampo**
But that's happening this time.
**[02:12] Kyouka**
I definitely have memories of us abducting
the hostages and killing them.
**[02:21] Tanizaki**
So, then, if we're caught...
**[02:23] Tanizaki**
The government has Gifted
who can read memories.
**[02:26] Tanizaki**
If they investigate us,
we'll no doubt be sentenced to death.
**[02:28] Military Police B**
Don't move!
**[02:31] Kunikida**
Rampo-san!
**[02:40] Tanizaki**
No...
**[02:42] Tanizaki**
Not Rampo-san, too...
**[02:44] Tanizaki**
What Rampo-san said about the
Detective Agency's demise...
**[02:47] Tanizaki**
This is it, isn't it?
**[04:20] Infiltration Squad A**
This is Squad A.
**[04:21] Infiltration Squad A**
We've arrived at the target location.
**[04:24] Infiltration Squad B**
This is Squad B.
**[04:25] Infiltration Squad B**
We've arrived at our point.
**[04:27] Captain**
*Understood.*
**[04:28] Captain**
*Begin!*
**[04:35] Kunikida**
Knockout gas!
**[04:38] Infiltration Squad B**
*Gas deployed.*
**[04:39] Captain**
They'll lose consciousness a little
over ten seconds after inhaling the gas.
**[04:42] Captain**
* Confirm the targets' heartbeats*
* using your heartbeat sensors.*
**[04:47] Infiltration Squad C**
Headquarters!
**[04:48] Infiltration Squad C**
One target's heartbeat is weakened.
**[04:50] Infiltration Squad C**
The other four cannot be confirmed.
**[04:53] Captain**
What?!
**[04:54] Infiltration Squad C**
*We're going in.*
**[05:00] Infiltration Squad C**
Headquarters...
**[05:01] Infiltration Squad C**
They're all dead.
**[05:03] Captain**
*Shit!*
**[05:04] Captain**
Suicide.
**[05:05] Captain**
Resuscitate the one with
a weak pulse. Quickly!
**[05:08] Captain**
* I want them to spill the*
* details of the crime.*
**[05:11] Infiltration Squad A**
*C-Captain!*
**[05:12] Captain**
*What?*
**[05:15] Yosano**
Welcome.
**[05:16] Infiltration Squad A**
Impossible!
**[05:17] Infiltration Squad A**
The gas should have knocked them all out.
**[05:19] Infiltration Squad C**
Did they bleed themselves on purpose
to lower their blood pressure
**[05:21] Infiltration Squad C**
and slow their absorption of the gas?
**[05:23] Yosano**
Did you know?
**[05:25] Yosano**
People are still alive for a
while after their hearts stop.
**[05:28] Yosano**
For about two minutes.
**[05:29] Yosano**
And for Detective Agency members,
a near-death wound is no wound at all.
**[05:32] Yosano**
Special Ability: Thou Shalt Not Die!
***SIGN*** Thou Shalt Not Die
**[05:42] Captain**
Infiltration team, what's going on?!
**[05:44] Captain**
Respond!
**[05:46] Lieutenant**
No sounds of infiltration team activity.
**[05:48] Lieutenant**
It seems they've all been taken down.
**[05:53] Infiltration Squad A**
To think they'd die just
to avoid inhaling gas...
**[05:57] Infiltration Squad A**
They couldn't have done it without
knowing about our plan of attack.
**[06:01] Infiltration Squad A**
But how?
**[06:02] Kunikida**
Anything I've seen once,
I can reproduce with my notebook.
**[06:06] Kunikida**
And we've used your encryption devices
several times in our joint operations.
**[06:13] Kunikida**
Use that to call for help.
**[06:14] Kunikida**
With prompt treatment, you'll survive.
**[06:19] Captain**
All teams, remove your masks.
**[06:22] Captain**
Given that they're eavesdropping
on our communications,
**[06:24] Captain**
you'll have to act on your own discretion.
**[06:26] Lieutenant**
Captain, where to?
**[06:27] Captain**
I'm going to the frontlines, too.
**[06:29] Captain**
I can't allow any more
innocent lives to be lost.
**[06:32] Radar Operator**
Captain!
**[06:34] Radar Operator**
A large warhead is
headed in our direction.
**[06:36] Captain**
What?!
**[06:37] Captain**
The enemy is targeting us directly?!
**[07:01] Fukuchi**
Man, this aircraft's great for shoulder pain.
**[07:12] Fukuchi**
At ease, men.
**[07:14] Fukuchi**
Where's your commander?
**[07:15] Lieutenant**
Raise your hands and get on your knees!
**[07:17] Lieutenant**
Are you with the Detective Agency?
**[07:19] Lieutenant**
Anyone colliding with the ground at that
speed ought to have been incinerated!
**[07:24] Fukuchi**
No kidding.
**[07:25] Fukuchi**
It's a horrible ride.
**[07:27] Fukuchi**
Can't even scratch my own ass.
**[07:29] Jouno**
Hold it.
**[07:31] Captain**
When did you...
**[07:33] Jouno**
Captain, did you miscalculate
your descent trajectory again?
**[07:37] Lieutenant**
I'm sure I fired...
**[07:40] Fukuchi**
Jouno!
**[07:41] Fukuchi**
You were already here.
**[07:43] Jouno**
How many times do I have to tell you?
**[07:46] Jouno**
Please don't give our troops
a heart attack for no reason.
**[07:51] Jouno**
Is that a ballistic pod
for long-range insertion?
**[07:54] Lieutenant**
Which means he's the legendary...
**[07:57] Captain**
All men, lower your weapons.
**[08:00] Captain**
These men are here to back us up.
**[08:02] Captain**
They're from the Military Police's
most powerful force,
**[08:05] Captain**
the Hunting Dogs.
**[08:07] Fukuchi**
The others are here, too.
**[08:24] Tetchou**
It's open.
**[08:25] Teruko**
Dammit! It won't open!
**[08:27] Teruko**
Blood!
**[08:28] Teruko**
Show me blood!
**[08:29] Teruko**
Show me the guilty's blood
and pleas for mercy!
**[08:33] Teruko**
Hurry up, or I'll chop off your limbs
and use them for my amusement!
**[08:35] Fukuchi**
Our gremlin is angry.
**[08:37] Jouno**
It's not funny, Captain.
**[08:38] Teruko**
Open up!
**[08:39] Jouno**
If the vice captain goes on
a rampage, we're all dead.
**[08:43] Teruko**
Hurry up and open it, dammit!
**[08:54] Teruko**
You're lucky this time, my servants.
**[08:57] Teruko**
One second more, and I would have chopped up
**[09:00] Teruko**
your arms and legs
for my bonsai projects.
**[09:03] Military Police D; E**
She's a little girl?
***SIGN*** A Little Girl?
**[09:05] Fukuchi**
You're as rabid as ever today, Teruko-kun.
**[09:08] Fukuchi**
I'm counting on you today.
**[09:10] Teruko**
Okies, captain!
**[09:11] Teruko**
Teruko's going to put her life on
the line to be your loyal dog.
**[09:16] Lieutenant**
They're *the* Hunting Dogs?
**[09:18] Captain**
That's right.
**[09:19] Captain**
The elite five-member team comprised of the
best of all the forces throughout the country.
**[09:23] Captain**
The special suppression squad A-Team.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 240 l 0 240
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 240 l 0 240
**[09:28] Captain**
The squad's leader and living
legend: Fukuchi Ouchi.
***SIGN*** Fuku-
chi
Ouchi
***SIGN*** Special
Ability:
Mirror
Lion
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 70 0 l 70 250 l 0 250
**[09:34] Captain**
The blind king, who can
comprehend any situation
***SIGN*** Jouno
Saigiku
**[09:36] Captain**
with his superhuman senses: Jouno Saigiku.
***SIGN*** Special
Ability:
Priceless
Tears
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 70 0 l 70 250 l 0 250
**[09:40] Captain**
The most capable combatant in
the squad: Suehiro Tetchou.
***SIGN*** Suehiro
Tetchou
***SIGN*** Special
Ability:
Plum
Blossoms
in the
Snow
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 70 0 l 70 250 l 0 250
**[09:45] Captain**
Feared by her allies and feared
even more by her enemies,
***SIGN*** Okura
Teruko
***SIGN*** Special
Ability:
Gasp
of the
Soul
**[09:47] Captain**
the queen of bloody thorns:
Okura Teruko.
**[09:51] Lieutenant**
But there are only four here.
**[09:54] Lieutenant**
Where's the fifth?
**[09:55] Captain**
No one knows the fifth.
**[09:58] Fukuchi**
He's infiltrating another organization.
**[10:00] Fukuchi**
You're the commander on-site, correct?
**[10:03] Captain**
Yes, sir!
**[10:04] Captain**
It's an honor to meet you, Fukuchi-dono.
**[10:07] Fukuchi**
Leave the rest to us.
**[10:08] Fukuchi**
Perhaps have some tea.
**[10:10] Fukuchi**
Such vicious criminals betraying human morals
**[10:13] Fukuchi**
will be shredded by the
fangs of the Hunting Dogs.
***SIGN*** Episode 44
**[10:19] Fukuzawa**
Yeah, thanks.
**[10:21] Fukuzawa**
Please do.
**[10:28] Military Police E**
Hands up, Fukuzawa.
**[10:29] Military Police E**
We're arresting you.
**[10:31] Military Police E**
You enemy of the state!
**[10:33] Military Police E**
This is the end of the
Armed Detective Agency.
**[10:40] Kunikida**
Have we gained some distance on them?
**[10:45] Tanizaki**
My phone isn't working.
**[10:46] Kunikida**
Radio jamming.
**[10:48] Kunikida**
They'll stop us physically next.
**[10:50] Kunikida**
Surveillance satellites, search dogs,
roadblocks, military drones...
**[10:55] Kunikida**
There's nothing the five of us can
do with our special abilities.
**[10:58] Yosano**
After all, the sheer numbers and
firepower of organized militaries
**[11:02] Yosano**
are unbeatable in the modern world.
**[11:05] Tanizaki**
Dammit!
**[11:06] Tanizaki**
We can't be stuck here!
**[11:08] Tanizaki**
Naomi might be getting
treated like a criminal!
**[11:11] Kunikida**
Criminal... huh?
**[11:18] Kenji**
Everyone, it's the ten-year orchard.
**[11:22] Kenji**
When I was in the village,
an orchard we spent ten years raising
**[11:26] Kenji**
got wiped out overnight in a storm.
**[11:30] Kenji**
We hadn't even harvested once.
**[11:33] Yosano**
Well, that's awful.
**[11:35] Kenji**
What do you think we did?
**[11:37] Kenji**
We were dumbfounded,
and then we laughed for a while,
**[11:41] Kenji**
and we planted new seedlings.
**[11:44] Kenji**
To rebuild ten years.
**[11:48] Kenji**
A storm has done really bad
things to the Detective Agency,
**[11:52] Kenji**
but it's okay.
**[11:54] Kenji**
In the end, a calamitous storm and
a blessed rain are the same thing.
**[11:59] Kenji**
Let's live, everyone.
**[12:01] Kenji**
Let's get through the storm.
**[12:03] Kenji**
We don't get to choose not to live
on the spinning rock we call Earth.
**[12:11] Kunikida**
Kenji's right.
**[12:14] Kunikida**
Let's weather the storm and
rebuild the Detective Agency.
**[12:17] Kunikida**
To that end, we need to
come out of this alive.
**[12:23] Kunikida**
The longer we wait, the better
equipped and staffed they'll be,
**[12:26] Kunikida**
and the wider their search radius.
**[12:28] Kunikida**
From my experience, their search radius will
grow by roughly 50 kilometers per hour.
**[12:33] Tanizaki**
Does that mean we have to escape at a
rate of at least 50 kilometers per hour?
**[12:37] Kunikida**
That's right.
**[12:38] Kunikida**
Which means we need a vehicle.
**[12:40] Jouno**
They have two options.
**[12:42] Jouno**
First is the arterial road to the south.
**[12:44] Jouno**
They may commandeer a vehicle
there to make their escape.
**[12:47] Jouno**
The second is the station to the north.
**[12:49] Jouno**
They could hide among the
crowds and escape by train.
**[12:52] Fukuchi**
This squad is exemplary.
**[12:54] Fukuchi**
I could be screwing around base while
the rest of you close the case.
**[12:59] Jouno**
I don't appreciate your
vulgar figure of speech.
**[13:01] Teruko**
North or south, train or car.
**[13:04] Teruko**
A choice between life and death.
**[13:06] Teruko**
Now, which course will those
pathetic, starving dogs choose?
**[13:11] Kunikida**
We're taking a car.
**[13:12] Tanizaki**
Why a car and not the train?
**[13:14] Kunikida**
If they catch up to us on the train,
**[13:18] Kunikida**
it could get derailed and
cause a grave accident.
**[13:21] Kunikida**
Many lives would be lost.
**[13:23] Kunikida**
That would be unacceptable.
**[13:24] Kunikida**
Therefore, we're taking a car.
**[13:29] Yosano**
That's good.
**[13:31] Yosano**
That's good, Kunikida.
**[13:40] Jouno**
So, which way shall we go?
The trains or the roads?
**[13:45] Teruko**
Both.
**[13:46] Teruko**
We'll face the enemy's ambush
head-on and crush them.
**[13:49] Teruko**
That's how we do things.
**[13:51] Fukuchi**
All right.
**[13:52] Fukuchi**
Teruko-kun and I will head
to the trains to the north.
**[13:55] Fukuchi**
Jouno and Tetchou will head
to the roads to the south.
**[13:57] Fukuchi**
Do not lose them!
**[13:59] Captain**
Fukuchi-dono, the enemy has
destroyed our vehicles.
**[14:02] Captain**
We only have a car that we can
use for transportation.
**[14:05] Fukuchi**
Not a problem.
**[14:07] Fukuchi**
Fail, and you will be punished.
**[14:10] Jouno**
What was the punishment, again?
**[14:13] Fukuchi**
Er... we haven't messed up
since we were formed. I forget.
**[14:17] Jouno**
Well, then...
**[14:34] Driver**
Hello, may I help you?
**[14:36] Kunikida**
Do you have vehicle theft insurance?
**[14:38] Driver**
I do. Why?
**[14:40] Kunikida**
I see.
**[14:41] Kunikida**
Congratulations.
**[14:43] Kunikida**
You're getting a brand new car.
**[14:54] Tetchou**
We're here.
**[14:56] Jouno**
Tetchou-san, why did you cut down all
the trees instead of avoiding them?
**[15:02] Tetchou**
The fastest route to the destination
is the straight line.
**[15:05] Jouno**
Only an idiot would think like that.
**[15:07] Tetchou**
Let's have a meal before
we engage the enemy.
**[15:09] Jouno**
I'll have you know that, of everyone
in our squad, I hate you the most.
**[15:14] Tetchou**
Hate? Why?
**[15:15] Jouno**
Because your soul is entirely
lacking in artistry!
**[15:18] Jouno**
You'll put shichimi spice on strawberries
just because you think similar colors pair well!
**[15:24] Jouno**
And sugar on rice!
**[15:26] Jouno**
Soup base on youkans!
**[15:28] Jouno**
Now you're eating boiled
eggs with the shell!
**[15:30] Jouno**
I wish you'd just die!
**[15:31] Jouno**
You're completely useless
until we meet the enemy.
**[15:34] Jouno**
Just shut up and don't say anything.
**[15:37] Jouno**
Also, your pulse and breath are annoying.
**[15:39] Jouno**
Please do your best to stop.
***SIGN*** Not
breath-
ing.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 240 l 0 240
**[15:48] Jouno**
There.
**[15:49] Jouno**
Distance, 500.
**[15:50] Jouno**
Four to five people on board.
**[15:53] Jouno**
Driving westward.
**[15:58] Atsushi**
*Just a little more...*
**[16:03] Atsushi**
I wonder what happened to the others.
**[16:07] Military Police F**
Beware of traps set by the suspects.
**[16:09] Atsushi**
Military police!
**[16:11] Atsushi**
They've come to help with the hostages.
**[16:13] Atsushi**
Hey!
**[16:14] Atsushi**
Over here!
**[16:15] Atsushi**
Help me!
**[16:17] Military Police F**
Headquarters, we've discovered
a remaining suspect.
**[16:21] Military Police F**
Requesting permission to fire.
**[16:25] Tanizaki**
What do we do now?
**[16:27] Kunikida**
We'll hide out and gather information.
**[16:29] Kunikida**
If we can find someone
who will provide shelter
**[16:32] Kunikida**
to Detective Agency fugitives, that is.
**[16:34] Yosano**
I know of a hideout where
we can be safe for sure,
**[16:39] Yosano**
although I'd loathe being there.
**[16:40] Tanizaki**
Really?
**[16:41] Kenji**
Where's that?
**[16:42] Jouno**
I'm interested.
**[16:45] Jouno**
Please tell us.
**[16:49] Jouno**
You're missing someone.
**[16:51] Jouno**
Where's the girl in the kimono?
**[16:53] Kunikida**
What?!
**[16:56] Kunikida**
*He stopped Kenji's brute force!*
**[17:00] Tanizaki**
Asshole!
**[17:00] Tanizaki**
Light Snow!
***SIGN*** Light Snow
**[17:08] Tanizaki**
Kunikida-san! Run for it!
**[17:13] Jouno**
Impressive.
**[17:15] Jouno**
You erased the car and
messed up my sense of location
**[17:18] Jouno**
before pulling me out along with you.
**[17:20] Jouno**
But illusions won't work on me.
**[17:23] Jouno**
I let you catch me on purpose.
**[17:25] Jouno**
We'll finish you off first.
**[17:28] Tetchou**
Do I kill these two?
**[17:30] Jouno**
Yes.
**[17:31] Jouno**
Make yourself at least a little bit useful,
**[17:33] Jouno**
since you're the best swordsman
of the Hunting Dogs.
**[17:35] Tetchou**
Prepare yourselves.
**[17:47] Kunikida**
I'm not leaving anyone behind!
**[17:48] Kunikida**
Not in the name of my ideals!
**[17:51] Military Police F**
Prepare to fire!
**[17:53] Atsushi**
Wait!
**[18:14] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan!
**[18:15] Kyouka**
Don't worry.
**[18:16] Kyouka**
I only knocked them unconscious.
**[18:20] Kyouka**
We've been framed by an enemy.
**[18:22] Kyouka**
The Detective Agency's been
labeled a criminal organization.
**[18:24] Kyouka**
We all escaped the building.
**[18:26] Kyouka**
Come.
**[18:27] Atsushi**
Where are we going?
**[18:28] Atsushi**
We have to get out of here, too.
**[18:30] Kyouka**
There's no getting out now.
**[18:32] Kyouka**
We're stuck here.
**[18:34] Kunikida**
Kenji!
**[18:36] Kunikida**
We don't have time to slow down!
**[18:38] Kunikida**
Grab on!
**[18:46] Jouno**
Well, well...
**[18:47] Kunikida**
This couldn't get any worse.
**[18:49] Kunikida**
They're the Hunting Dogs, the most
formidable squad in the Military Police.
**[18:52] Kunikida**
Their bodies have been
augmented by Gifted experts.
**[18:55] Kunikida**
They have several times the physical
capabilities of the average person.
**[18:59] Kunikida**
The next time they catch us,
they'll destroy the car, and we'll be done.
**[19:03] Jouno**
You were more useless than
ever today, Tetchou-san.
**[19:07] Jouno**
Have you considered finding a new job?
**[19:09] Tetchou**
There, I'm all warmed up now.
**[19:12] Jouno**
* Ooh, he's a bit pissed*
* about getting run over.*
**[19:15] Tetchou**
Some evil goes unpunished.
**[19:18] Tetchou**
Some good goes unrewarded.
**[19:20] Tetchou**
Without my blade, one cannot
wish for all things to be just.
**[19:30] Tetchou**
Plum Blossoms in the Snow!
**[19:50] Kunikida**
What just happened to us?
**[19:52] Jouno**
You came back to save your comrade,
and you all went down.
**[19:57] Jouno**
That's the way life is, usually.
**[20:01] Kenji**
Look out!
**[20:07] Tetchou**
There is no escape from my sword.
**[20:10] Kunikida**
*I still can't comprehend his attack.*
**[20:13] Kunikida**
*I have to do something.*
**[20:14] Kunikida**
Doppo Poet!
**[20:16] Kunikida**
Stun Gren—
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[20:22] Kunikida**
*I saw it!*
**[20:23] Kunikida**
*The moment he drew his sword...*
**[20:25] Kunikida**
*His saber grew far longer than his scabbard,*
**[20:29] Kunikida**
*and it turned.*
**[20:35] Kunikida**
* The blade's long enough*
* to catch a fleeing car.*
**[20:40] Kunikida**
* There's no way we can*
* escape from that blade.*
**[20:43] Kunikida**
*He's on another level.*
**[20:45] Kunikida**
*Hunting Dogs...*
**[20:47] Kunikida**
*You're certainly capable.*
**[20:48] Jouno**
Now, then, Tetchou-san...
**[20:50] Jouno**
First, decapitate the doctor, please.
**[20:55] Jouno**
We can't have her healing her buddies.
**[20:57] Jouno**
Besides, she's an angel of death.
**[21:00] Jouno**
The world's better off without her.
**[21:03] Kunikida**
No! Don't kill her!
**[21:05] Kunikida**
All right. We'll surrender.
**[21:07] Jouno**
You have an interesting pulse,
idealist Kunikida-san.
**[21:12] Jouno**
You're relieved right now, aren't you?
**[21:16] Kunikida**
What?
**[21:17] Jouno**
I read up on you.
**[21:19] Jouno**
Your ideals are as lofty and
large as a hot-air balloon,
**[21:23] Jouno**
but a hot-air balloon inevitably runs
out of fuel and returns to the ground.
**[21:29] Jouno**
You've lived in fear of that day.
**[21:32] Kunikida**
Stop.
**[21:33] Jouno**
I'm happy for you, Kunikida-san.
**[21:35] Jouno**
Starting tomorrow, you are free!
***SIGN*** Deploy
**[21:43] Chuuya**
Deploy gravity manipulation.
***SIGN*** gravity
manipulation
**[21:51] Jouno**
Hypersonic countermeasures!
**[21:53] Jouno**
But I didn't hear gunfire.
**[21:58] Chuuya**
You've fucked up, Detective Agency!
**[22:03] Chuuya**
I'm here to save your asses,
on the boss's orders.
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 45
***SIGN*** You, A Child of Sin;
I, A Child of Sin
# 45 - You, A Child of Sin; I, A Child of Sin
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**[00:00] Chuuya**
Deploy gravity manipulation.
***SIGN*** Deploy
***SIGN*** gravity
manipulation
**[00:07] Jouno**
Hypersonic countermeasures!
**[00:10] Jouno**
But I didn't hear gunfire.
**[00:14] Chuuya**
You've fucked up, Detective Agency!
**[00:18] Chuuya**
I'm here to save your asses,
on the boss's orders.
**[00:23] Chuuya**
Here we go. Time for a gunfight!
**[00:26] Chuuya**
Gravity manipulation!
**[00:35] Chuuya**
Grab on!
**[00:41] Jouno**
Impossible...
**[00:43] Jouno**
Is he a Detective Agency accomplice?
**[02:19] Kunikida**
To think we'd be saved by the Port Mafia...
**[02:22] Chuuya**
Saved?
**[02:23] Chuuya**
Idiot.
**[02:25] Chuuya**
Your boss made a deal with my boss.
**[02:28] Chuuya**
The price for your rescue is a transfer
of one Agency member to the Mafia.
**[02:32] Chuuya**
We've always got room for Gifted
criminals with useful abilities.
**[02:36] Kunikida**
The president did?
**[02:37] Tanizaki**
No... well...
**[02:39] Tanizaki**
We would all have been arrested,
and Yosano-san would have been killed.
**[02:43] Kunikida**
You're right.
**[02:45] Kunikida**
Ideals alone can't save lives.
**[02:48] Kunikida**
We have to be practical.
**[02:51] Yosano**
Do you think he hit his head or something?
**[02:53] Kenji**
Maybe it's because his
core got chopped up.
**[02:55] Tanizaki**
His core?
**[02:56] Tanizaki**
Oh, you mean his notebook.
**[02:59] (Flashback) Jouno**
You have an interesting pulse,
idealist Kunikida-san.
**[03:02] (Flashback) Jouno**
You're relieved right now, aren't you?
**[03:06] Kunikida**
*Is he right?*
**[03:08] Kunikida**
* If my colleagues die,*
* my ideals die with them.*
**[03:11] Kunikida**
*Am I waiting for that day?*
**[03:19] Tetchou**
Get back here.
**[03:25] Chuuya**
Dude, are you serious?
**[03:30] Chuuya**
Shit!
**[03:30] Chuuya**
That bastard's going to slash up the rotors!
**[03:35] Kunikida**
Tanizaki.
**[03:39] Kunikida**
Expose the actual murderer! And don't fail!
**[03:42] Tetchou**
Evil, begone.
**[03:45] Kunikida**
Please.
**[03:47] Tetchou**
Plum Blossoms in the Snow!
**[03:52] Tetchou**
Fool.
**[03:54] Tetchou**
I won't die falling from this height.
**[03:56] Tetchou**
I'll extend my sword again
and chase the chopper.
**[03:58] Kunikida**
You're the fool here.
**[04:00] Kunikida**
I won't allow anyone to mess up my schedule!
**[04:03] (Flashback) Jouno**
Your ideals are as lofty and
large as a hot-air balloon,
**[04:07] (Flashback) Jouno**
but a hot-air balloon inevitably runs
out of fuel and returns to the ground.
**[04:11] Kunikida**
My name is Kunikida Doppo.
**[04:14] Kunikida**
My ideals will not fail.
**[04:15] Kunikida**
I will fuel them with my life so
they will fly on for eternity!
***SIGN*** Hand
Grenade
**[04:29] Tanizaki**
Kunikida-san!
***SIGN*** Episode 45
You, A Child of Sin;
I, A Child of Sin
***SIGN*** Two days later
**[04:54] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan, are you okay?
**[04:57] Kyouka**
I'm a little tired.
**[04:59] Atsushi**
Of course you are.
**[05:00] Atsushi**
We've been sitting here for
two days without drinking.
**[05:03] Kyouka**
I'm going to go look for food and water.
**[05:06] Atsushi**
I wonder if it's true...
**[05:07] Atsushi**
I heard the inspectors speaking.
**[05:11] Atsushi**
They said the president was arrested
**[05:13] Atsushi**
and Kunikida-san blew
himself up during his escape.
**[05:16] Atsushi**
He may not have survived.
**[05:20] Atsushi**
How did it come to this?
**[05:24] Kyouka**
Survival is our priority right now.
***SIGN*** no Akiko
***SIGN*** Fukuzawa Yukichi
***SIGN*** Kuniki
**[05:28] Female caster**
*What a terrible incident.*
**[05:30] Female caster**
* A government-sanctioned detective agency*
* turning out to be a terrorist organization...*
**[05:34] Commentator**
* It's unbelievable, but there is video*
* evidence of the crime and many witnesses.*
**[05:40] Commentator**
* It's likely that the crimes they've solved in*
* the past were in fact their own doing.*
**[05:47] Kyouka**
Hide your face.
**[05:49] Kyouka**
First, we need to secure
funds to make our escape.
**[05:52] Kyouka**
Then we'll escape by train.
**[05:54] Atsushi**
Escape... And then?
**[05:57] Kyouka**
I don't know.
**[05:58] Kyouka**
The Decay of Angels...
**[06:00] Kyouka**
the ones behind all this... have
an impeccable, far-reaching plan.
**[06:04] Kyouka**
We don't even have a full picture of
their plot, let alone any evidence.
**[06:09] Atsushi**
*She's right.*
**[06:10] Atsushi**
* If this was really the*
* Decay of Angels' doing,*
**[06:13] Atsushi**
*then Fyodor must be involved.*
**[06:16] Atsushi**
* There's no way the two of us could*
* take down that monster alone.*
**[06:21] (Flashback) Kunikida**
The tiger is strong,
but you're weak.
**[06:24] Atsushi**
*The Agency has saved me time after time,*
**[06:28] Atsushi**
*but I can't help the Agency.*
**[06:31] Dazai**
You're giving up already?
**[06:40] Kyouka**
Is something wrong?
**[06:46] Atsushi**
*Right.*
**[06:47] Atsushi**
*What would Dazai-san do in this situation?*
**[06:53] Atsushi**
*There is...*
**[06:54] Atsushi**
* There's just one lead proving*
* the Agency's innocence.*
**[06:58] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
*The Detective Agency is about
to get a huge job offer!*
**[07:00] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
*Don't accept it!*
**[07:03] Kyouka**
Oguri Mushitaro?
**[07:04] Atsushi**
Yeah.
**[07:05] Atsushi**
He gave Rampo-san a warning
just before the incident.
**[07:08] Atsushi**
He knew about the plan.
**[07:11] Atsushi**
He must know who the
true murderers are, too.
**[07:14] Atsushi**
Maybe even how to restore the
Detective Agency to the way it was.
**[07:17] Kyouka**
He's missing right now, though.
**[07:20] Kyouka**
How do we find him?
**[07:22] Atsushi**
There's always a way.
**[07:25] Atsushi**
Hello?
**[07:28] Kyouka**
Francis' Eyes of God?
**[07:33] Kyouka**
Is this safe, though?
**[07:34] Kyouka**
He was our enemy before.
**[07:36] Kyouka**
He might sell us out to the Military Police.
**[07:39] Atsushi**
He's agreed to hear us out.
**[07:44] Atsushi**
Dazai-san was able to get him to
cooperate during the cannibalism.
**[07:49] Atsushi**
We'll have to try to do the same.
**[07:58] Atsushi**
I smell blood.
**[08:04] Atsushi**
Are you all right?
**[08:06] Louisa**
It's you...
**[08:08] Louisa**
I'm all right.
**[08:10] Louisa**
So, hurry...
**[08:11] Louisa**
Help Francis.
**[08:13] Atsushi**
Take care of her.
**[08:21] Francis**
You seem to have lost your religion
quite spectacularly, priest.
**[08:25] Nathaniel**
Death to my target,
for my beloved princess...
**[08:29] Francis**
You mean Margaret.
**[08:31] Francis**
How touching that you
would try to rescue her,
**[08:35] Francis**
even as you've lost everything.
**[08:36] Francis**
But you see, the disrespect
of forgetting my face...
**[08:40] Francis**
is punishable by death!
**[08:42] Francis**
Physical boost: 50,000 dollars!
**[09:03] Francis**
He got away.
**[09:05] Atsushi**
*He's strong.*
**[09:07] Atsushi**
* I see why he was the*
* leader of The Guild.*
**[09:10] Atsushi**
*But why was an assassin here now?*
**[09:19] Ougai**
How is life in the Port Mafia hideout?
**[09:24] Ougai**
It ought to conceal you from the
Hunting Dogs for at least a week.
**[09:29] Yosano**
Mori-sensei...
**[09:30] Yosano**
Do you know if Kunikida
survived the explosion?
**[09:33] Ougai**
Unfortunately, all I was able to find
out was where Dazai-kun has gone.
**[09:40] Ougai**
Dazai-kun was already arrested by the
Hunting Dogs prior to the hostage situation.
**[09:45] Ougai**
The Military Police transferred
him to the Ministry of Justice,
**[09:47] Ougai**
then to Public Security.
**[09:49] Ougai**
His subsequent whereabouts are unknown.
**[09:57] Francis**
The Detective Agency is innocent, you say?
**[09:59] Atsushi**
I swear.
**[10:00] Francis**
What about the footage on TV of the
hostages being murdered, then?
**[10:04] Atsushi**
We were framed.
**[10:05] Atsushi**
The Decay of Angels are the masterminds.
**[10:08] Atsushi**
Fyodor is a co-conspirator.
**[10:20] Francis**
Even if, hypothetically,
you speak the truth...
**[10:24] Francis**
The Detective Agency is doomed.
**[10:26] Francis**
Defeating Fyodor is impossible.
**[10:30] Francis**
He's currently held in a European
detention center called Mersault.
**[10:37] Francis**
Mersault's very existence
is a national secret.
**[10:40] Francis**
Its location is known only by high-level
European government officials.
**[10:44] Francis**
Needless to say, access is impossible.
**[10:46] Francis**
In fact, it's the safest
hideout in the world.
**[10:50] Fyodor**
Now...
**[10:51] Fyodor**
It would be a little annoying if the
Agency were to use the Eyes of God.
**[10:56] Fyodor**
I ought to eliminate its owner,
just in case.
**[11:01] Atsushi**
But if he's imprisoned, he shouldn't be able
to give orders to the outside, either.
**[11:05] Francis**
That kind of thing is his specialty.
**[11:09] Atsushi**
In other words, it's impossible to beat him.
**[11:14] Francis**
It's like a game of chess where
only he can move the pieces.
**[11:19] Francis**
There's nothing we can do.
**[11:22] Atsushi**
Spell Bullet!
**[11:25] Atsushi**
* He must have left his blood behind*
* when the fountain pen hit it.*
**[11:29] Francis**
* I won't be able to boost*
* my strength in time.*
**[11:31] Francis**
*I'm dead.*
**[11:40] Fyodor**
And now the Eyes of God is useless.
**[11:43] Fyodor**
I've devised a perfect plan.
**[11:47] Fyodor**
But perfection is boring, isn't it?
**[11:55] Fyodor**
A new prisoner?
**[12:04] Kyouka**
I activated the sprinkler
system to dilute the blood.
**[12:08] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan.
**[12:09] Francis**
You did this?
**[12:11] Francis**
But how did you know about the blood?
**[12:14] Kyouka**
I was under the stairwell when a
warning showed up on the display.
**[12:19] Dazai**
I've stopped your assassination attempt,
mister demon.
**[12:25] Francis**
Well played.
**[12:28] Francis**
You let yourself be captured
in order to save the Agency.
**[12:31] Dazai**
The only way I can see through your
schemes is by sitting here with you.
**[12:36] Francis**
I'm blessed to have a chess
partner in a place like this.
**[12:44] Francis**
Chief Taneda is expected to
awaken in the next 40 hours.
**[12:48] Francis**
If the procedure is successful, that is.
**[12:51] Murakoso**
Damn it...
**[12:53] Murakoso**
Why did the chief go after
the enemy on his own?
**[12:56] Murakoso**
This wouldn't have happened
if he'd had us protecting him.
**[12:59] Ango**
That was the criminal's condition.
**[13:02] Ango**
That we would meet each other alone.
**[13:04] Murakoso**
How could we fall for that?!
**[13:07] Ango**
It was for the information.
**[13:09] Ango**
The chief's Gift allows him to learn the
details of any abilities activated nearby.
**[13:14] Ango**
He was confident, having previously
stopped violent Gifted using his ability.
**[13:19] Ango**
Alas...
**[13:21] Ango**
The criminal was one step ahead.
**[13:26] Ango**
Please watch over the chief.
**[13:28] Ango**
I'll give directions on-site.
**[13:30] Aoki**
Wouldn't it be best if you
stay until he awakens?
**[13:33] Ango**
No...
**[13:34] Ango**
I was never on very good
terms with the chief.
**[13:38] Ango**
The chief quantifies human lives.
**[13:41] Ango**
Sacrifice one to save a hundred.
**[13:46] Ango**
I couldn't stand that.
**[13:49] (Flashback) Taneda**
If you discover the
Decay of Angels, kill them.
**[13:52] (Flashback) Ango**
But what of legal justice?
**[13:54] (Flashback) Taneda**
Ango...
**[13:56] (Flashback) Taneda**
What is the mission of the
Special Operations Division?
**[13:58] (Flashback) Taneda**
Peace.
**[14:00] (Flashback) Taneda**
It is to bless the masses with an
ignorant, peaceful existence.
**[14:05] (Flashback) Taneda**
To hell with the law when
peace is on the line.
**[14:08] (Flashback) Taneda**
I will let even good men die for it.
**[14:14] Ango**
I was oblivious.
**[14:17] Ango**
When the chief said he'd have good
men die for the sake of peace,
**[14:20] Ango**
he meant even himself.
**[14:24] Ango**
I'll report on the case's closure
when the chief awakens.
**[14:28] Ango**
I will kill the murderer myself.
**[14:32] Fyodor**
Time for happy group life counseling!
**[14:36] Fyodor**
I, Fyodor, will be your host.
**[14:39] Dazai**
Okay, stop right there! Hold up!
**[14:42] Fyodor**
Yes?
**[14:43] Dazai**
Yes, what?
**[14:44] Fyodor**
Yes, what what?
**[14:47] Dazai**
Counseling...
**[14:49] Fyodor**
Thank you for your
prompt understanding.
**[14:51] Fyodor**
Our high intelligence allows us
to read each other's minds.
**[14:56] Fyodor**
But, because of that, we aren't able
to provide counseling to others.
**[15:01] Fyodor**
Unless they have our level
of intelligence, that is.
**[15:05] Fyodor**
Which is why I'd like to take this opportunity
to discuss our troubles with one another.
**[15:10] Dazai**
Sure, then. You go first.
**[15:12] Fyodor**
All right.
**[15:13] Fyodor**
My subordinates are always waiting for
my instructions. They lack initiative.
**[15:17] Fyodor**
How might I get them to become
more autonomous and effective?
**[15:20] Dazai**
Just sit around all day.
**[15:23] Dazai**
Some of them will realize things have to change
and take it upon themselves to act.
**[15:27] Fyodor**
I see.
**[15:29] Dazai**
Okay, my turn.
**[15:31] Fyodor**
Go ahead.
**[15:32] Dazai**
The waitress at the cafe won't
respond to my advances.
**[15:36] Dazai**
What should I do?
**[15:38] Fyodor**
Make her lose her job and trick
her family into disowning her.
**[15:42] Fyodor**
That ought to convince her to turn to you.
**[15:45] Dazai**
I see.
***SIGN*** lololololol
***SIGN*** lololololol
**[15:51] Fyodor**
Let's both ask a question at the same time.
**[15:54] Dazai**
Sure thing.
**[15:56] Dazai + Fyodor**
Tell me how you contact the outside world.
**[16:01] Fyodor**
I figured as much.
**[16:03] Dazai**
Of course.
**[16:04] Dazai**
Whichever of us learns the other's
method of communication first
**[16:07] Dazai**
will be able to ask our associates to
terminate the other's ability to communicate.
**[16:11] Dazai**
In other words...
**[16:13] Dazai**
Victory.
**[16:15] Fyodor**
You won't see through my
method of communication.
**[16:18] Dazai**
Of course I will.
**[16:20] Dazai**
That's why I'm here.
**[16:22] Francis**
Indeed...
**[16:24] Francis**
So the evidence you'd need to prove your
innocence lies with this mushy taro man.
**[16:30] Atsushi**
It's Mushitaro.
**[16:32] Atsushi**
The vehicle transporting
him was found on the road.
**[16:36] Atsushi**
All that was found was an
officer who was shot dead.
**[16:39] Atsushi**
Mushitaro-san's blood was not there.
**[16:42] Atsushi**
The enemy must have abducted him.
**[16:44] Francis**
And you need the Eyes of God to find him.
**[16:50] Francis**
I wouldn't mind.
**[16:51] Francis**
Though, it would come at a price, of course.
**[16:53] Atsushi**
What's your price?
**[16:54] Francis**
You see, I'd like to
bring Margaret back.
**[16:58] Atsushi**
Margaret...
**[16:59] Atsushi**
Your employee?
**[17:01] Francis**
She's currently in a coma.
**[17:04] Francis**
Have the Agency's doctor woman revive her.
**[17:07] Atsushi**
Yosano-san?
**[17:09] Francis**
Margaret is the one person
who can kill Nathaniel.
**[17:14] Francis**
You saw the attack earlier.
**[17:16] Francis**
Nathaniel has become the Rats' pawn,
**[17:19] Francis**
but he still remembers her.
**[17:22] Francis**
His desire to save her has compelled
him to commit incomprehensible acts.
**[17:27] Francis**
We'll take advantage of that.
**[17:29] Atsushi**
But wasn't it because she risked her life
**[17:32] Atsushi**
to protect Nathaniel that
she was critically wounded?
**[17:36] Francis**
Correct.
**[17:37] Atsushi**
You're going to make two people, who tried
to save each other, kill each other?
**[17:41] Francis**
What's wrong with that?
**[17:43] Atsushi**
I'd forgotten...
**[17:44] Atsushi**
You're the man who tried
to crash the Moby Dick
**[17:47] Atsushi**
into the city and take hundreds
of thousands of lives.
**[17:50] Francis**
Again, your point?
**[17:51] Atsushi**
I may have chosen the wrong
person to do business with.
**[17:55] Kyouka**
Are you sure?
**[17:57] Atsushi**
I feel like the president would
admonish me for making such a deal.
**[18:01] Francis**
Have our negotiations failed?
**[18:02] Francis**
Very well.
**[18:04] Francis**
But there's something I want
to show you before you leave.
**[18:12] Francis**
Allow me to introduce her.
**[18:13] Francis**
This is Margaret.
**[18:19] Atsushi**
No...
**[18:22] Atsushi**
This is awful.
**[18:23] Francis**
During the Guild's bankruptcy,
**[18:25] Francis**
she was seen by several abhorrent doctors
and her symptoms worsened.
**[18:31] Francis**
She only agreed to take on
the Guild's dangerous duties
**[18:35] Francis**
to have resources to rebuild her family.
**[18:38] Francis**
At this point, that's a vain dream.
**[18:41] Francis**
If she could speak now,
**[18:45] Francis**
she would ask for her life support
to be terminated immediately,
**[18:47] Francis**
and the money being used for her treatment
sent to her motherland instead.
**[19:02] Atsushi**
All right.
**[19:04] Atsushi**
I'll take your deal.
**[19:08] Kyouka**
Are you really sure about this?
**[19:11] Atsushi**
I'm hopeless.
**[19:12] Atsushi**
Whenever I see someone suffering,
**[19:15] Atsushi**
I see my younger self.
**[19:20] Atsushi**
I can't leave them.
**[19:36] Kyouka**
I think that's a philosophy
that works well for you.
**[19:39] Atsushi**
Let's go.
**[19:42] Atsushi**
*I hope Yosano-san and the others are safe.*
**[19:45] Yosano**
Don't give me that bullshit.
**[19:47] Yosano**
You can't help us prove
the Agency's innocence?
**[19:51] Ougai**
That is correct.
**[19:52] Ougai**
The agreement with Fukuzawa-dono
**[19:54] Ougai**
was that we would only help the Agency
**[19:56] Ougai**
in exchange for transferring one
of its members to the Mafia.
**[20:00] Yosano**
Transfer a member of the Agency?
**[20:02] Yosano**
Do you think you're funny?
**[20:04] Yosano**
All you really want is for me
to join the Mafia, don't you?
**[20:09] Ougai**
That's right. What of it?
**[20:11] Ougai**
Fukuzawa-dono understood that when
he made the agreement with me.
**[20:14] Yosano**
The president would never agree to that.
**[20:19] (Flashback) Ougai**
I accept your request in regards to
protecting the Detective Agency employees.
**[20:23] (Flashback) Ougai**
Though combating the Hunting Dogs
will be quite the daring endeavor,
**[20:27] (Flashback) Ougai**
even for the Port Mafia.
**[20:29] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
*What are your demands?*
**[20:30] (Flashback) Ougai**
The transfer of an Agency
member to the Port Mafia.
**[20:35] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
*That's not an easy price to pay.*
**[20:39] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
*I have one condition.*
**[20:41] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
You don't request Yosano-kun.
**[20:43] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
She would never be able to tolerate
being your assistant again.
**[20:48] Ougai**
You're wrong.
**[20:50] Ougai**
Fukuzawa-dono said he would
be willing to give you up.
**[20:58] Hirotsu**
Boss, pardon the interruption.
**[21:02] Hirotsu**
This radio was at the entrance.
**[21:05] Francis**
*Hey, how're you doing, old sport?*
**[21:07] Francis**
*I don't have time. I'll make it quick.*
**[21:10] Francis**
*I sent the lycanthrope boy your way.*
**[21:13] Tanizaki**
Lycanthrope...
**[21:14] Tanizaki**
Atsushi-kun!
**[21:16] Kenji**
He's alive!
**[21:17] Ougai**
What's the reason for his appearance?
**[21:19] Francis**
A transaction.
**[21:20] Francis**
Use the healing ability for me.
**[21:23] Francis**
In exchange, I'll provide information that
will lead to the Agency's restoration.
**[21:26] Francis**
*We'll meet in twenty minutes.*
**[21:28] Francis**
*At Goban Street.*
**[21:30] Kenji**
Information that'll lead to
the Agency's restoration!
**[21:33] Tanizaki**
Now we have some hope.
**[21:34] Ougai**
Odd.
**[21:36] Ougai**
How did he discover this hideout?
**[21:39] Tanizaki**
He must have used his
Eyes of God or whatever, right?
**[21:42] Ougai**
That's the thing.
**[21:44] Ougai**
If he was able to discover this hideout,
**[21:46] Ougai**
he might as well have done business
with the Military Police instead.
**[21:50] Ougai**
It would have been more profitable to
do the formidable Hunting Dogs a favor,
**[21:53] Ougai**
as opposed to the weakened Detective Agency.
**[21:56] Ougai**
The Francis I know always sides with
the stronger, more bullish side.
**[22:03] Ougai**
This transaction may be a trap.
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 46
***SIGN*** A Dream of Butterflies
# 46 - A Dream of Butterflies
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**[00:00] [SONG] Text**
Thou Shalt Not Die
**[00:05] Francis**
A transaction.
**[00:06] Francis**
Use the healing ability for me.
**[00:09] Francis**
In exchange, I'll provide information that
will lead to the Agency's restoration.
**[00:13] Francis**
*We'll meet in twenty minutes.*
**[00:14] Francis**
*At Goban Street.*
**[00:16] Kenji**
Information that'll lead to
the Agency's restoration!
**[00:19] Tanizaki**
Now we have some hope.
**[00:20] Ougai**
Odd.
**[00:22] Ougai**
How did he discover this hideout?
**[00:25] Tanizaki**
He must have used his
Eyes of God or whatever, right?
**[00:28] Ougai**
That's the thing.
**[00:30] Ougai**
If he was able to discover this hideout,
**[00:32] Ougai**
he might as well have done business
with the Military Police instead.
**[00:35] Ougai**
It would have been more profitable to
do the formidable Hunting Dogs a favor,
**[00:39] Ougai**
as opposed to the weakened Detective Agency.
**[00:42] Ougai**
The Francis I know always sides with
the stronger, more bullish side.
**[00:48] Ougai**
This transaction may be a trap.
**[02:30] Tanizaki**
Yosano-san, where are you going?
**[02:33] Tanizaki**
To complete the transaction?
**[02:36] Tanizaki**
It might be a trap.
**[02:38] Tanizaki**
Why?
**[02:41] Tanizaki**
Are you that reluctant
to join the Port Mafia?
**[02:49] (Flashback) Yosano**
Don't give me that bullshit!
**[02:50] (Flashback) Yosano**
You can't help us prove
the Agency's innocence?
**[02:54] (Flashback) Ougai**
That is correct.
**[02:55] (Flashback) Ougai**
The agreement with Fukuzawa-dono
**[02:57] (Flashback) Ougai**
was that we would only help the Agency
**[03:00] (Flashback) Ougai**
in exchange for transferring one
of its members to the Mafia.
**[03:04] (Flashback) Yosano**
Transfer a member of the Agency?
**[03:06] (Flashback) Yosano**
Do you think you're funny?
**[03:07] (Flashback) Yosano**
All you really want is for me
to join the Mafia, don't you?
**[03:13] Tanizaki**
In that case, I'll join the Mafia.
**[03:16] Tanizaki**
My ability, Light Snow,
ought to be useful to them.
**[03:21] Tanizaki**
So please, tell me why.
**[03:23] Tanizaki**
What happened between
you and the Mafia boss?
**[03:27] Tanizaki**
Does it have something to
do with the "angel of death"
**[03:31] Tanizaki**
that the Hunting Dogs were talking about?
**[03:36] Yosano**
I guess I shouldn't trouble you any more.
**[03:40] Yosano**
Fine.
**[03:41] Yosano**
I'll tell you as we walk.
**[03:46] Yosano**
A long time ago, the boss and Mori-sensei
**[03:49] Yosano**
were close allies in the
tripartite framework.
**[03:52] Yosano**
Now, though, they're enemies.
**[03:54] Yosano**
Why do you think that is?
**[03:56] Tanizaki**
Come to think of it...
***SIGN*** Episode 46
***SIGN*** A Dream of Butterflies
**[04:05] Yosano**
It's because of me.
***SIGN*** Fourteen years ago
Near the end of the great war
**[04:13] Yosano**
An island, Tokoyamijima, appeared
out of nowhere in the Pacific.
**[04:16] Yosano**
An unclaimed island where
it was only ever night,
**[04:21] Yosano**
it became the main battleground
towards the end of the great war.
**[04:24] Yosano**
Electromagnetic waves from the aurora
destroyed electronic equipment,
**[04:28] Yosano**
resulting in pre-modern
close-quarters combat.
**[04:42] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Don't just lie there, you lousy soldiers!
**[04:45] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Special ability: Thou Shalt Not Die.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Text**
Thou Shalt Not Die
**[05:01] (Flashback) Guy A**
It doesn't hurt!
**[05:02] (Flashback) Guy B**
I can see!
**[05:03] (Flashback) Guy B**
My eyes are working!
**[05:05] (Flashback) Guy C**
My leg...
**[05:06] (Flashback) Guy C**
I have my leg!
**[05:07] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
You get hurt because you're weak.
**[05:09] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Get back to the damn front!
***SIGN*** National Guard Infantry Unit 356
**[05:12] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 290 0 290
**[05:12] [SONG] Sign**
Sponsored
Student
Medic
Yosano Akiko
(11 years old)
***SIGN*** National Guard Infantry Unit 356
**[05:17] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 290 0 290
**[05:17] [SONG] Sign**
Unit Chief
Medic Adjutant
***SIGN*** Mori Ougai (26 years old)
**[05:23] (Flashback) Guy D**
Amazing! It's a miracle.
**[05:25] (Flashback) Guy E**
You are our god!
**[05:27] (Flashback) Guy F**
Our savior!
**[05:28] (Flashback) Guy G**
Let us use your likeness as our emblem!
**[05:30] (Flashback) Guy H**
Please! Let us worship you!
**[05:33] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Go away!
**[05:33] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Piss off!
**[05:36] (Flashback) Mori**
Are you that enamored with my Yosano-kun?
**[05:40] (Flashback) Guy A**
Ch-Chief Mori...
**[05:42] (Flashback) Guy A**
We would never...
**[05:44] (Flashback) Guy B**
Oh, shit... He's gonna kill us!
**[05:46] (Flashback) Guy C**
He's going to pickle our organs.
**[05:48] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
"Your" Yosano-kun?
**[05:50] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Since when was I yours, Mori-sensei?
**[05:54] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I'll bite your ears off.
**[05:56] (Flashback) Mori**
I'm your superior, am I not?
**[05:58] (Flashback) Mori**
I have the right to correct your
attitude and language, too.
**[06:02] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I don't care about military policy.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I was working at a candy
shop until last week,
**[06:08] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
when you dragged me out
here against my will.
**[06:18] (Flashback) Mori**
She's so strong willed...
**[06:19] (Flashback) Mori**
I like!
**[06:28] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Reading a novel?
Right after you nearly died?
**[06:32] (Flashback) Guy**
It's not a novel.
**[06:34] (Flashback) Guy**
It's a poetry collection.
**[06:37] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Unbelievable.
**[06:38] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I'm not telling you to
thank me with tears of joy,
**[06:41] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
but don't you have any intention
of hurrying back to the front,
**[06:45] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
now that you're all better?
**[06:47] (Flashback) Guy**
I thank you, for sure.
**[06:49] (Flashback) Guy**
That's why I want you to have this.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
My butterfly.
**[06:58] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
*No.*
**[07:00] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
*It's...*
**[07:01] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
*Metal?*
**[07:03] (Flashback) Guy**
Thank you, angel.
**[07:07] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
A-Angel?!
**[07:13] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
But how did you do that just now?
**[07:16] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Was that your special ability?
**[07:19] (Flashback) Guy**
It's not much of an ability.
**[07:21] (Flashback) Guy**
It's not going to change
the world, like yours can.
**[07:25] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Me? Change the world?
**[07:26] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
You're joking.
**[07:29] (Flashback) Guy**
There are some things you notice
because you're just a private.
**[07:32] (Flashback) Guy**
The Special Ability Doctrine.
**[07:35] (Flashback) Guy**
The great powers of Europe
that started the Gifted wars
**[07:38] (Flashback) Guy**
are changing the very concept of war.
**[07:40] (Flashback) Guy**
If we are to prevail, we must prove this
to the military brass as fast as possible.
**[07:47] (Flashback) Guy**
That's why Chief Mori
brought you into the unit.
**[07:53] (Flashback) Guy**
Isn't that right, Chief Mori?
**[07:57] (Flashback) Mori**
I see you've read my
Immortal Regiment paper.
**[08:02] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
What are you talking about?!
**[08:04] (Flashback) Mori**
I was certain that was a
classified military document.
**[08:07] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Military brass? Immortal?
What the hell are you talking about?
**[08:10] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I just came here to save people's lives!
**[08:13] (Flashback) Mori**
Let's go, Yosano.
**[08:15] (Flashback) Mori**
There are more patients waiting.
**[08:18] (Flashback) Mori**
Elise-chan, the next chart, please.
**[08:22] (Flashback) Elise**
Yes, master.
**[08:28] (Flashback) Soldier B**
Dammit...
**[08:29] (Flashback) Soldier B**
Those assholes have set up camp so close.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Soldier B**
They don't think we're a threat.
**[08:34] (Flashback) Soldier C**
I hate to admit it, but we aren't.
**[08:36] (Flashback) Soldier C**
We don't even have weapons
that can reach that far.
**[08:39] (Flashback) Soldier D**
We're way outgunned and outnumbered.
**[08:43] (Flashback) Soldier D**
Unless something changes...
**[08:45] (Flashback) Soldier A**
We'll take them down!
**[08:46] (Flashback) Soldier A**
We have an angel on our side.
**[08:49] (Flashback) Soldier C**
You're right.
**[08:58] (Flashback) Soldier**
Shit!
**[09:00] (Flashback) Soldier**
Everyone, get down!
**[09:27] (Flashback) Soldier**
I have my right arm.
**[09:29] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Are you feeling all right?
**[09:38] (Flashback) Soldier**
You look pretty exhausted yourself.
**[09:40] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Of course I do.
**[09:42] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I treated 80 people all at once.
**[09:45] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
The worst one had half his body blown off.
**[09:49] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I could heal his wounds with my ability,
but I couldn't heal his mind.
**[09:54] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
He can't even say his name.
**[09:57] (Flashback) Soldier**
What about everyone else?
**[09:58] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
The ones who didn't die
went back to the front.
**[10:01] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
They're lacking men.
**[10:06] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
"Angel," my ass.
**[10:08] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I'm basically healing them
just for them to die again.
**[10:12] (Flashback) Soldier**
You're wrong.
**[10:19] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
What's that?
**[10:20] (Flashback) Soldier**
I'm keeping count.
**[10:23] (Flashback) Soldier**
Of the number of times you've saved my life.
**[10:26] (Flashback) Soldier**
Today makes the fifth time.
**[10:28] (Flashback) Soldier**
I happen to like tallying with
the character for "true."
**[10:32] (Flashback) Soldier**
Every time I count something
and I finish writing "true,"
**[10:36] (Flashback) Soldier**
I get the sense that something
*just* was created in the world.
**[10:40] (Flashback) Soldier**
This is your justness.
**[10:42] (Flashback) Soldier**
If it weren't for you,
**[10:44] (Flashback) Soldier**
I would never have had a chance to
meet my parents and brother again.
**[10:48] (Flashback) Soldier**
I'm glad you're here.
**[10:54] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Thanks.
**[10:56] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Actually, I...
**[10:59] (Flashback) Senior Officer A**
Hey, private first-class!
**[11:01] (Flashback) Senior Officer A**
The front is in a dire situation.
**[11:03] (Flashback) Senior Officer A**
You're all better, so get back out there!
**[11:05] (Flashback) Soldier**
Yes, sir.
**[11:12] Yosano**
But as if to laugh in the face of our efforts,
the situation continued to worsen.
**[11:20] Yosano**
I was treating soldiers
once every three days.
**[11:24] Yosano**
Then once every day.
**[11:26] Yosano**
Soon, three times a day.
**[11:29] Yosano**
It was no longer correct
to even call it a war.
**[11:34] Yosano**
We were just standing there,
being brutalized.
**[11:37] Yosano**
A normal unit would have given
up and retreated long ago,
**[11:42] Yosano**
but that never happened.
**[11:45] Yosano**
Because I was there.
**[11:48] (Flashback) Soldier F**
It hurts... It hurts...
**[11:50] (Flashback) Soldier G**
My leg... My leg!
**[11:53] (Flashback) Soldier H**
I can't fight anymore...
**[11:54] (Flashback) Soldier H**
Spare me...
**[11:55] (Flashback) Soldier I**
No more...
**[11:56] (Flashback) Soldier I**
I don't want to go to the front anymore...
**[11:59] (Flashback) Mori**
That's a fracture of the right radius.
**[12:03] (Flashback) Mori**
Treatment.
**[12:04] (Flashback) Soldier**
Dad... Mom...
**[12:07] (Flashback) Soldier**
I'll be home soon...
**[12:12] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I don't want to fix them.
**[12:14] (Flashback) Mori**
You're going to abandon his wounds?
**[12:16] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Yeah. That's right.
**[12:18] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
Let him fall back and get
treatment on his own!
**[12:22] (Flashback) Mori**
I see.
**[12:24] (Flashback) Mori**
You want to free him from the battlefield.
**[12:29] (Flashback) Mori**
What a conundrum.
**[12:31] (Flashback) Mori**
I'm obliged to give you orders,
**[12:35] (Flashback) Mori**
but I have a hard time saying
no to a girl's wishes...
**[12:38] (Flashback) Mori**
Not yours, though.
**[12:40] (Flashback) Mori**
Do it.
**[12:43] (Flashback) Mori**
You know of the samurai, don't you?
**[12:46] (Flashback) Mori**
They failed to understand war by
gun and cannon, and perished.
**[12:52] (Flashback) Mori**
In the war after, the nation that recognized
tanks as beasts that could ravage
**[12:56] (Flashback) Mori**
enemy territory, not as simple turrets,
massacred the enemy.
**[13:02] (Flashback) Mori**
In naval battles, the nation
that failed to realize
**[13:05] (Flashback) Mori**
that planes would be the masters
of the sea was the one to fall.
**[13:08] (Flashback) Mori**
And now, special abilities are changing war.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Mori**
Your role is to make the
military understand change.
**[13:16] (Flashback) Mori**
Do it.
**[13:17] (Flashback) Mori**
Or else the nation will fall.
**[13:19] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I refuse!
**[13:20] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I just want to save the
lives in front of me!
**[13:27] (Flashback) Mori**
Very well.
**[13:34] (Flashback) Mori**
There.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Mori**
He's dying.
**[13:37] (Flashback) Mori**
Fix him.
**[13:44] Yosano**
No one could leave the battlefield.
**[13:49] Yosano**
The soldier who drew a picture of me,
**[13:52] Yosano**
the soldier who pat my head,
saying I reminded him of his sister,
**[13:55] Yosano**
the soldier who made me delicious coffee...
**[13:58] Yosano**
They all died.
**[14:00] Yosano**
If it weren't for me, they could
have left with mere injuries.
**[14:06] Yosano**
Do you know the word "annihilation"?
**[14:09] Yosano**
It's used when half of a
unit is incapacitated.
**[14:13] Yosano**
Not when half of the unit is *dead*.
**[14:16] Yosano**
In other words, if half of an army is hurt,
it retreats and the battle ends.
**[14:22] Yosano**
But as long as I was there,
there was no retreat.
**[14:25] Yosano**
That's why they couldn't lose.
**[14:28] Yosano**
To lose is a human right,
**[14:30] Yosano**
but I took that from them.
**[14:34] Yosano**
Deprived of the ability to lose,
there's only one place a military can go.
**[14:39] (Flashback) Soldier F**
Stop him!
**[14:40] (Flashback) Soldier G**
Take his dagger!
**[14:41] (Flashback) Soldier H**
Everyone's going to die
because of that bitch!
**[14:43] (Flashback) Soldier H**
This isn't a war!
**[14:46] (Flashback) Soldier H**
Let me go, asshole!
**[14:47] (Flashback) Soldier H**
Let me go! Let me go!
**[14:51] (Flashback) Yosano**
It happened on the day a soldier
I was close to tried to kill me.
**[15:04] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
My hair ornament's missing.
**[15:07] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I must have dropped it somewhere.
**[15:10] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I can't lose it after he gave it to me.
**[15:13] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
I have to find it.
**[15:16] (Flashback) Soldier**
Yosano-san,
**[15:18] (Flashback) Soldier**
I'd like to ask you to deliver a message.
**[15:21] (Flashback) Yosano (young)**
That voice...
**[15:23] (Flashback) Soldier**
I promised I'd endure...
**[15:25] (Flashback) Soldier**
But your ability, the justness
of it, has taught me...
**[15:30] (Flashback) Soldier**
Everyone has their limits.
**[15:34] (Flashback) Soldier**
Remember how I called you an angel?
**[15:38] (Flashback) Soldier**
You're more than that.
**[15:41] (Flashback) Soldier**
You've descended on the battlefield
**[15:43] (Flashback) Soldier**
as an angel of death.
**[15:46] (Flashback) Soldier**
Please tell my family that I said goodbye.
***SIGN*** You are too just
***SIGN*** You are too just
***SIGN*** You are too just
**[16:43] Yosano**
My memory after that
point is honestly vague.
**[16:48] Yosano**
From what I've heard,
**[16:49] Yosano**
I was arrested for setting explosives
to try to blow up the carrier.
**[16:55] Yosano**
Even after the war, I was kept
in isolation in a facility.
**[16:59] Yosano**
Not that I imagine I would have left,
even if the door was open.
**[17:04] Tanizaki**
So it was the Agency that rescued you?
**[17:09] Yosano**
If only that were the case.
**[17:12] Yosano**
It was the worst person imaginable who did.
**[17:16] Yosano**
It was three years after the war ended.
**[17:29] (Flashback) Mori**
I finally found you.
**[17:36] (Flashback) Mori**
I need your ability again.
**[17:49] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
You would drag her back into hell again?!
**[17:52] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Are you playing the part
of a devil, Mori-sensei?!
**[17:55] (Flashback) Mori**
She is the very pillar of the
tripartite framework, of the city's peace.
**[18:00] (Flashback) Mori**
An immortal army, led by Yosano-kun,
**[18:03] (Flashback) Mori**
is best suited to defeating
the formidable Port Mafia boss!
**[18:09] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
"Best suited," my ass!
**[18:11] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Your reasoning lacks humanity!
**[18:14] (Flashback) Mori**
Humanity?!
**[18:16] (Flashback) Mori**
War is a game in which the first to
take humanity into account loses!
**[18:20] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Then our alliance ends today!
**[18:24] (Flashback) Mori**
In fact, it's your life that ends today!
**[18:34] (Flashback) Rampo**
Sheesh, nasty.
**[18:36] (Flashback) Rampo**
Grown-up fights are always so pompous.
**[18:40] (Flashback) Rampo**
Oh, this?
**[18:42] (Flashback) Rampo**
I'm freeing you while the boss is fighting.
**[18:45] (Flashback) Rampo**
That's the plan.
**[18:47] (Flashback) Yosano**
Take me back.
**[18:50] (Flashback) Yosano**
Take me back.
**[18:51] (Flashback) Yosano**
I can't go outside.
**[18:54] (Flashback) Rampo**
Why not?
**[18:55] (Flashback) Yosano**
My special ability makes
it too easy to save lives.
**[19:00] (Flashback) Yosano**
I make the lives of everyone
around me seem cheap.
**[19:04] (Flashback) Yosano**
I can't be allowed to live.
**[19:09] (Flashback) Rampo**
That's so stupid.
**[19:11] (Flashback) Rampo**
I don't give a crap.
**[19:14] (Flashback) Rampo**
Why don't you give up using
your special ability, then?
**[19:17] (Flashback) Yosano**
If I could do that...
**[19:19] (Flashback) Rampo**
You're saying you can't?
**[19:21] (Flashback) Rampo**
Why not?
**[19:22] (Flashback) Rampo**
Because you have a crazy healing ability?
**[19:25] (Flashback) Rampo**
Because everyone tried to use your ability?
**[19:30] (Flashback) Rampo**
Nope.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Rampo**
My superhuman deduction is the
best special ability in the world.
**[19:34] (Flashback) Rampo**
No other ability matters.
**[19:37] (Flashback) Rampo**
With me on your side,
I can solve all your problems!
**[19:41] (Flashback) Rampo**
If you doubt my abilities,
I can prove it to you.
**[19:57] (Flashback) Yosano**
It's...
**[19:59] (Flashback) Yosano**
How?
**[20:01] (Flashback) Yosano**
I never told anyone about this!
**[20:04] (Flashback) Rampo**
I found it on an old carrier.
**[20:07] (Flashback) Rampo**
See?
**[20:08] (Flashback) Rampo**
I know everything.
**[20:10] (Flashback) Rampo**
Try asking me a question.
**[20:12] (Flashback) Rampo**
I'll answer anything..
**[20:15] (Flashback) Yosano**
Then... What should I do now?
**[20:20] (Flashback) Yosano**
The people I cared about died because of me.
**[20:23] (Flashback) Yosano**
That's how it's always going to be.
**[20:26] (Flashback) Yosano**
There will always be people who want
to use my ability against my will.
***SIGN*** You are too just
***SIGN*** You are too just
**[20:32] (Flashback) Yosano**
Is there really anywhere
I can be allowed to live?
**[20:36] (Flashback) Rampo**
There is.
**[20:40] (Flashback) Rampo**
There's just one place in the
world that doesn't need you.
**[20:46] (Flashback) Rampo**
Join the Armed Detective Agency.
**[20:49] (Flashback) Rampo**
We don't want your special ability.
**[20:52] (Flashback) Rampo**
We want that kindness of yours.
**[20:54] (Flashback) Rampo**
You didn't want anyone to die, did you?
**[20:57] (Flashback) Rampo**
That's why you're in so much pain.
**[21:00] (Flashback) Rampo**
I want to invite you because
you have such kindness.
**[21:04] (Flashback) Rampo**
I don't care about your ability.
**[21:06] (Flashback) Rampo**
It's your kindness that means something.
**[21:21] Tanizaki**
Yosano-san, what's wrong?
**[21:26] Yosano**
Nothing.
**[21:29] Yosano**
Let's go.
**[21:30] Yosano**
The transaction takes place
through the door.
**[21:35] Yosano**
I'm saving the Agency, no matter what.
**[21:39] (Flashback) Rampo**
There's just one place in the
world that doesn't need you.
**[21:50] Yosano**
* The Agency is the one place in the*
* world where I can be allowed to live.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 47
***SIGN*** In Lament of
My Wingless Body
# 47 - In Lament of My Wingless Body
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***SIGN*** Unbeknownst to all...
**[00:07] Tanizaki**
The transaction supposed
to happen just up ahead.
**[00:10] Tanizaki**
We have to hurry,
before the Port Mafia notice.
**[00:13] Tachihara**
Dammit, you old geezer, why?
**[00:16] Tachihara**
Just kill the freaking detectives.
**[00:18] Yosano**
*They got here ahead of us.*
**[00:20] Tachihara**
Remember what the boss said?
**[00:22] Tachihara**
Francis might be with the military police,
so don't go near their business.
**[00:26] Tachihara**
Yet they ignored the boss's orders
and went off on their own.
**[00:29] Tachihara**
They're disrespecting the boss!
**[00:32] Hirotsu**
Looks like you can't let go of your
old gangster habits, Tachihara.
**[00:35] Hirotsu**
The Port Mafia's actions are not determined
by whether or not there is disrespect,
**[00:39] Hirotsu**
but by whether they are
faithful to the boss's wishes.
**[00:43] Hirotsu**
Don't let anyone hurt the Agency.
**[00:46] Hirotsu**
Protect them with your life.
**[00:48] Hirotsu**
That is the order we were given.
**[00:51] Hirotsu**
In other words, the boss knew they were
about to engage in dangerous business.
**[00:55] Yosano**
*Mori-sensei knew that?*
**[00:57] Hirotsu**
There you have it, detectives.
**[01:02] Yosano**
That Mori-sensei sure is
a worrywart, isn't he?
**[01:06] Yosano**
He doesn't need to worry.
**[01:08] Yosano**
Your deal with Francis isn't a trap.
**[01:11] Hirotsu**
Oh?
**[01:11] Hirotsu**
How are you so sure?
**[01:12] Yosano**
Atsushi believes him.
**[01:15] Yosano**
Atsushi fought with him
previously on the Moby Dick.
**[01:26] Yosano**
Once you've bared your soul to someone
by trading mortal blows with them,
**[01:30] Yosano**
they won't be fooled by your lies.
**[01:33] Kyouka**
We're almost at the transaction site.
**[01:35] Atsushi**
Yeah.
**[01:36] Atsushi**
Here we go.
**[01:38] Atsushi**
We finally have hope of saving the Agency,
**[01:41] Atsushi**
but that's not all.
**[01:43] Atsushi**
The Agency shows its real strength when
it's together, not when it's spread out.
**[01:47] Kyouka**
Yeah.
**[01:51] Atsushi**
I can't wait to meet the others.
**[01:57] Kenji**
The car's here!
**[01:59] Kenji**
We've been waiting for you! Atsushi-san!
**[02:06] Yosano**
Kenji!
**[02:07] Military Police A**
Don't move!
**[02:11] Military Police A**
Targets surrounded!
**[02:12] Military Police A**
Now capturing the suspects!
**[02:15] Yosano**
*Shit...*
**[02:16] Yosano**
*I hope this isn't what I think...*
**[02:18] Tanizaki**
Kenji-kun!
**[02:24] Tanizaki**
*What the hell?*
**[02:25] Tanizaki**
*An enemy ability?*
**[02:27] Tanizaki**
*The ornamentation on that saber...*
**[02:29] Tanizaki**
The Hunting Dogs!
**[02:30] Hirotsu**
Everyone, run!
**[02:31] Hirotsu**
The transaction was a trap!
**[02:33] Hirotsu**
Francis has sided with the enemy!
**[02:35] Yosano**
Damn it.
**[04:09] Louisa**
Francis-sama, may I ask you something?
**[04:12] Francis**
What is it?
**[04:14] Louisa**
Of the 78 strategy proposals I wrote,
**[04:18] Louisa**
74 involved selling the Agency members'
location to the government.
**[04:22] Louisa**
It would be a good opportunity to make up
for having crashed the Moby Dick.
**[04:29] Louisa**
Why didn't you make a deal
with the military police?
**[04:33] Francis**
Louisa-kun...
**[04:35] Francis**
Do you remember the time when
we were reunited on the streets?
**[04:39] Louisa**
I would never forget.
**[04:41] Francis**
Me, neither.
**[04:43] Francis**
Everything I ate tasted like sand.
**[04:47] Francis**
Even breathing was laborious.
**[04:50] Francis**
Despair takes away a person's
ability to get back up on their feet.
**[04:53] Francis**
For the several months, until you came along,
**[04:55] Francis**
I hadn't even thought of
rebuilding the organization.
**[04:59] Francis**
But the Agency got back up within an hour,
**[05:03] Francis**
and now they're fighting for their lives.
**[05:07] Francis**
I always side with the winners.
**[05:10] Francis**
And, in this fight, the Agency will win.
**[05:17] Francis**
Therefore, I will side with the Agency.
***SIGN*** Episode 47
***SIGN*** In Lament of My
Wingless Body
**[05:28] Tachihara**
Dammit, they're all over the place.
**[05:30] Tachihara**
Squad A, Squad B, advance.
**[05:33] Tachihara**
Squad C, deploy thermal scopes.
**[05:35] Tachihara**
Don't let the one with the
illusion ability escape!
**[05:37] Yosano**
Kenji!
**[05:39] Kenji**
I'm all right.
**[05:41] Kenji**
This is nothing.
**[05:45] Yosano**
*A raincoat?*
**[05:47] Yosano**
*It's not even raining.*
**[05:50] Yosano**
*Something feels off.*
**[06:03] Yosano**
Kenji!
**[06:09] Tachihara**
I can't get the sword out!
**[06:11] Hirotsu**
Move!
**[06:23] Hirotsu**
Everyone!
**[06:25] Hirotsu**
We're escaping into a secret
Port Mafia escape route.
**[06:28] Hirotsu**
Come.
**[06:30] Jouno**
Understood.
**[06:36] Jouno**
The squads on the ground have
requested that we move out.
**[06:42] Fukuchi**
Wanna?
**[06:55] Yosano**
Let me see!
**[06:56] Yosano**
I'll fix him.
**[06:58] Tachihara**
I told you.
**[07:00] Tachihara**
It was a trap.
**[07:02] Yosano**
It appears so.
**[07:07] Yosano**
*But something still seems off.*
**[07:11] Kenji**
Yosano-san...
**[07:13] Kenji**
Thank you very much.
**[07:14] Kenji**
You've saved me.
**[07:19] Hirotsu**
The Port Mafia's armed
forces are returning fire,
**[07:22] Hirotsu**
but their defenses are falling apart.
**[07:25] Hirotsu**
If the five Hunting Dogs come,
this escape route will be destroyed, as well.
**[07:29] Yosano**
No.
**[07:31] Yosano**
I suspect one of them is already here.
**[07:33] Yosano**
That saber...
**[07:35] Yosano**
It belonged to the Hunting Dogs.
**[07:37] Hirotsu**
I'm told that the Hunting Dogs
have superhuman physical prowess
**[07:40] Hirotsu**
as well as exceptionally
powerful special abilities.
**[07:44] Hirotsu**
Each of them has the military power
of a thousand special forces soldiers.
**[07:49] Tanizaki**
A thousand?!
**[07:50] Tanizaki**
They're freaks!
**[07:52] Tanizaki**
And there are five of them?!
**[07:59] Yosano**
Tanizaki, Kenji...
**[08:01] Yosano**
We need to talk.
**[08:04] Yosano**
Let's split up and run.
**[08:06] Kenji**
We can't!
**[08:07] Kenji**
We have to stick together!
**[08:09] Yosano**
I know that.
**[08:10] Yosano**
But right now, only one of
the Hunting Dogs after us.
**[08:13] Yosano**
If we split up, two of us will be saved.
**[08:17] Yosano**
Mori-sensei mentioned a hideout for us
and a designated vehicle for reaching it.
**[08:24] Yosano**
Have they been prepared for us?
**[08:26] Hirotsu**
They have.
**[08:27] Yosano**
Good.
**[08:29] Yosano**
Make me a promise:
**[08:31] Yosano**
whoever survives will put their
lives on the line to rebuild the Agency.
**[08:38] Tanizaki**
Of course.
**[08:40] Kenji**
Let's do it.
**[08:47] Hirotsu**
You're about to enter a complex maze.
**[08:50] Hirotsu**
Use this map to reach your escape vehicles.
**[09:08] Atsushi**
Please stop.
**[09:13] Kyouka**
What's wrong?
**[09:14] Atsushi**
I hear fighting.
**[09:15] Atsushi**
Lots of gunshots and combat boots.
**[09:18] Atsushi**
And familiar footsteps from underground.
**[09:23] Atsushi**
Wasn't there a secret Port Mafia
passage in this area?
**[09:38] Yosano**
Atsushi!
**[09:39] Yosano**
Kyouka!
**[09:40] Atsushi**
Yosano-san!
**[09:43] Yosano**
Special Ability: Thou Shalt Not Die.
***SIGN*** Thou Shalt Not Die
**[09:52] Atsushi**
Francis betrayed us?
**[09:54] Yosano**
The transaction was a trap.
**[09:56] Yosano**
I thought you two were both
blown up with the car.
**[10:00] Atsushi**
That's impossible.
**[10:02] Atsushi**
Francis is arrogant, but he
looks after his employees.
**[10:05] Atsushi**
Even if he was going to frame the Agency,
**[10:07] Atsushi**
he would only do it after
Margaret-san's treatment.
**[10:10] Yosano**
*Good point.*
**[10:12] Yosano**
* So how did the military police find out*
* where the transaction was taking place?*
**[10:17] Atsushi**
Let's get out of here first.
**[10:19] Atsushi**
Driver, please...
**[10:23] Atsushi**
Ambush!
**[10:24] Atsushi**
Everyone, get out!
**[10:27] Yosano**
It's him.
**[10:36] Yosano**
Go, Atsushi.
**[10:37] Yosano**
I'll deal with him.
**[10:39] Atsushi**
But...
**[10:40] Atsushi**
The three of us together might
stand a chance of winning.
**[10:43] Yosano**
Winning isn't important.
**[10:45] Yosano**
What's important is protecting Margaret.
**[10:48] Yosano**
She's already been treated.
**[10:49] Yosano**
Deliver her to Francis before the
military police close the roads.
**[10:53] Yosano**
That's our only hope for reviving
the Armed Detective Agency.
**[10:58] Kyouka**
I'll drive.
**[11:00] Yosano**
Don't worry.
**[11:02] Yosano**
I'm not good at dying.
**[11:07] Atsushi**
Please be safe.
**[11:12] Atsushi**
Now, then...
**[11:14] Atsushi**
First off, may I get a look at your face?
**[11:28] (Flashback) Soldier**
Your ability, the justness of it,
has taught me...
***SIGN*** You are too just
***SIGN*** You are too just
**[11:48] Tachihara**
Stay back, you dumb shits!
**[11:50] Tachihara**
Freaking hell, it's tough.
**[11:51] Yosano**
Why are you lot here?
**[11:53] Tachihara**
The boss's orders are absolute.
**[12:01] Tachihara**
Old man, look out!
**[12:05] Hirotsu**
My life of evil is little
more than a clown show.
**[12:09] Hirotsu**
Thus I have no intention of making
way for your pretense of justice.
***SIGN*** Falling Camellia
**[12:15] Hirotsu**
Special ability: Falling Camellia.
**[12:29] Tachihara**
Wow...
**[12:30] Hirotsu**
The escape boat is in the
underground drain ahead.
**[12:41] Hirotsu**
Go!
**[12:44] Hirotsu**
I can't hold him off for long.
**[12:46] Yosano**
But...
**[12:48] Hirotsu**
Go!
**[12:51] Tachihara**
We're going!
**[12:53] Tachihara**
Don't let his efforts go to waste!
**[13:03] Hirotsu**
May my soul forever be with the Port Mafia.
**[13:28] Yosano**
*The character for "true"...*
**[13:42] Tachihara**
Only the Port Mafia can
unlock this blast door.
**[13:46] Yosano**
I'm not so sure.
**[13:47] Tachihara**
You...
**[13:49] Tachihara**
You seem to know about that Gifted.
**[13:52] Yosano**
*The Hunting Dogs are military veterans.*
**[13:55] Yosano**
*And that ability to manipulate metal...*
**[13:59] (Flashback) Jouno**
Besides, she's an angel of death.
**[14:01] (Flashback) Jouno**
The world's better off without her.
**[14:04] Yosano**
*If that man is a Hunting Dog,*
**[14:06] Yosano**
* it would make sense that they know*
* about the name "angel of death."*
**[14:12] Yosano**
*But...*
**[14:15] Yosano**
*That man was most certainly dead.*
**[14:19] Yosano**
* I tried so many times to bring him back.*
* I know better than anyone.*
**[14:28] Tachihara**
That should do it.
**[14:29] Tachihara**
Even if the enemy uses a
special ability to open the door,
**[14:32] Tachihara**
this proximity bomb will
blow their heads off.
**[14:35] Tachihara**
Even a Hunting Dog would be dead instantly.
**[14:38] Gin**
I've checked the waterway bulkheads, as well.
**[14:42] Gin**
We're safe here.
**[14:47] Yosano**
You two escape by boat.
**[14:50] Yosano**
I'll stay here.
**[14:51] Tachihara**
What?!
**[14:53] Yosano**
That man is only trying
to get revenge on me.
**[14:55] Yosano**
I can't let any more lives
be lost because of me.
**[14:59] Tachihara**
Are you dissing us?
**[15:02] Tachihara**
We wouldn't be in the Port Mafia
if we were such wimps.
**[15:07] Tachihara**
I have a badass older brother.
**[15:11] Tachihara**
I hated being compared to him.
**[15:14] Tachihara**
I turned to crime so that I could
go in the opposite direction.
**[15:16] Tachihara**
But fighting and doing bad shit never
relieved me of this indescribable agony.
**[15:23] Tachihara**
Then, one day...
**[15:26] Tachihara**
I was caught breaking into a safe
owned by some serious crooks.
**[15:30] Tachihara**
They told me they'd spare my life,
but I'd have to be a grunt for them.
**[15:36] Tachihara**
Work was fun, as strange as that is to say.
**[15:40] Tachihara**
When I was fighting as part
of a powerful organization,
**[15:43] Tachihara**
I was neither my brother nor his
opposite, but someone else entirely.
**[15:50] Tachihara**
The orders made me who I am.
**[15:52] Tachihara**
So, if my orders kill me today,
I would have no regrets.
**[15:57] Gin**
Tachihara...
**[16:00] Tachihara**
What is it, Gin?
**[16:01] Tachihara**
Did my story move you?
**[16:06] Yosano**
Hey!
**[16:12] Gin**
Run!
**[16:13] Gin**
I can't control the sword!
**[16:28] Yosano**
Impossible...
**[16:29] Yosano**
The door wasn't opened and
the bomb never went off.
**[16:31] Yosano**
How...?
**[16:41] Yosano**
You finally became someone when
you joined the organization...
**[16:46] Yosano**
I get you.
**[16:49] Yosano**
Come on!
**[16:50] Yosano**
You wretched ghost of the past...
**[16:53] Yosano**
I, Yosano Akiko, will wreck you!
**[16:58] Fyodor**
Do you know the fifth member
of the Hunting Dogs?
**[17:01] Dazai**
That came out of nowhere.
**[17:05] Dazai**
The answer is no.
**[17:08] Dazai**
I couldn't find anything about him,
no matter how hard I tried.
**[17:11] Fyodor**
The fifth member of the Hunting Dogs...
**[17:15] Fyodor**
Master of metals and
executioner of the shadows...
**[17:18] Fyodor**
A man who has an old, fateful connection
with the Armed Detective Agency.
**[17:23] Fyodor**
How many of the Agency
members will survive against him?
**[17:45] Yosano**
*Did he stop the bullets?*
**[17:47] Yosano**
* His ability to control metals is way*
* more powerful than it used to be.*
**[17:51] Yosano**
* Whether it's a gun or a sword,*
* all weapons are his to control.*
**[17:55] Yosano**
*I have no way of attacking him.*
**[18:20] Yosano**
Today's a good day.
**[18:23] Yosano**
The president and Rampo-san both
forgave me despite knowing my sins.
**[18:28] Yosano**
I was the one who couldn't forgive myself.
**[18:31] Yosano**
But today, you came to take revenge on me.
**[18:35] Yosano**
Thanks to you, I'm no longer lonely!
**[18:51] Yosano**
That won't work!
**[18:58] Yosano**
You can't stop an explosion
with your ability, can you?
**[19:03] Yosano**
I'll save the Agency and
accept my punishment!
**[19:17] Yosano**
What...
**[19:18] Yosano**
It's not a bomb!
**[19:23] Yosano**
A metal mannequin?
**[19:26] Yosano**
Was the enemy never even here?
**[19:28] Yosano**
*No...*
**[19:29] Yosano**
* He couldn't have fought the*
* way he did without seeing me.*
**[19:33] Yosano**
* So the enemy's been watching*
* from close by the whole time.*
**[19:37] Yosano**
*Hold on...*
**[19:38] Yosano**
*I remember this mannequin.*
**[19:44] Yosano**
*It's the one I saw earlier.*
**[20:05] Jouno**
Good work.
**[20:11] Yosano**
Hunting Dogs!
**[20:14] Yosano**
*Suddenly, I understand*
**[20:16] Yosano**
* how they were able to follow me*
* so accurately through the maze*
**[20:19] Yosano**
*of this underground Port Mafia passage.*
**[20:22] Yosano**
*And how the enemy passed through the door.*
**[20:26] Yosano**
*And why the bomb was a fake.*
**[20:29] Yosano**
*There's only one possible answer.*
**[20:38] Jouno**
As a former medic who knew
numerous military secrets,
**[20:42] Jouno**
Mori Ougai was a dangerous man.
**[20:45] Jouno**
I never would have expected that the
undercover agent we sent to watch him
**[20:49] Jouno**
would prove so useful.
**[20:53] Yosano**
You had to work as a grunt for
some serious crooks, you said?
**[20:57] Yosano**
I thought you were talking
about the Port Mafia.
**[21:03] Tachihara**
Nope.
**[21:06] Tachihara**
I'm the fifth Hunting Dog.
**[21:09] Tachihara**
Undercover agent Tachihara Michizou.
**[21:13] Tachihara**
And the soldier you killed fourteen
years ago was my older brother.
**[21:21] Yosano**
Your brother...
**[21:24] (Flashback) Soldier**
If it weren't for you,
**[21:26] (Flashback) Soldier**
I would never have had a chance to
meet my parents and brother again.
**[21:30] Tachihara**
Because Sakaguchi, the previous agent, left,
**[21:34] Tachihara**
the military police decided to send
another agent into the Port Mafia.
**[21:37] Tachihara**
But I asked for it specifically.
**[21:40] Tachihara**
I was sure I could get close
to you if I was in the Mafia.
**[21:45] Yosano**
Revenge for your brother.
**[21:49] Yosano**
I see.
**[21:51] Yosano**
Today is truly a good day.
**[21:55] Yosano**
Do as you wish.
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 47
***SIGN*** Jailbreak
# 48 - Jailbreak
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***SIGN*** Dear Yokomizo-dono
**[00:00] Mushitaro**
*Dear Yokomizo-dono,*
**[00:04] Mushitaro**
*How is it in the afterlife?*
**[00:06] Mushitaro**
* Knowing you, I suspect*
* you're looking for ways*
**[00:11] Mushitaro**
* to manipulate divine powers*
* into allowing you an escape.*
**[00:14] Mushitaro**
* I bet you're jealous of my*
* lavish lifestyle right now.*
**[00:19] Mushitaro**
*No, I'm not lying.*
**[00:21] Mushitaro**
*The meals are extravagant and exquisite.*
**[00:23] Guard**
Meal time!
**[00:28] Mushitaro**
Thank you.
**[00:30] Mushitaro**
*And even the Celtic god Ruad Rofhessa*
**[00:32] Mushitaro**
* would envy the freedom afforded*
* to me during my reading times.*
**[00:35] Mushitaro**
You, guard.
**[00:38] Mushitaro**
I wish to read books on occultism.
**[00:40] Mushitaro**
Take me to the library.
**[00:41] Guard**
You aren't allowed to leave.
**[00:43] Mushitaro**
At least lend me a book, then.
**[00:47] Mushitaro**
If the rinse cycle does not occur
during the washing process, see page 8.
**[00:52] Mushitaro**
* I get to read books that*
* I rarely do otherwise.*
**[00:57] Mushitaro**
*I never even think about the fact*
**[01:00] Mushitaro**
*that you no longer exist in this world.*
**[01:20] Mushitaro**
*Oh, Yokomizo...*
**[01:22] Mushitaro**
*Unlike the fool that you are,*
**[01:22] Kyouka**
Infiltration successful.
**[01:24] Atsushi**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[01:24] Mushitaro**
* I am able to maintain my composure*
* and grace during this crisis.*
**[01:25] Kyouka**
Are you all right?
**[01:26] Atsushi**
I think so.
**[01:28] Mushitaro**
Sech stempel schrecken
geht durch mein gebein!
**[01:36] Atsushi**
Um... We're the Armed Detective Agency.
**[01:39] Atsushi**
We're here to help you.
**[03:16] Atsushi**
The Detective Agency's been framed
by the Decay of Angels.
**[03:20] Atsushi**
You were captured by the enemy
trying to warn us about their trap.
**[03:25] Atsushi**
We used the Eyes of God to find you
here so that we can get you out.
**[03:31] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan, have you dealt
with the guards outside?
**[03:34] Kyouka**
Demon Snow knocked them out.
**[03:38] Atsushi**
Mushitaro-san, let's escape together.
**[03:41] Mushitaro**
I refuse.
**[03:43] Mushitaro**
You just want me for my knowledge
of the Decay of Angels, don't you?
**[03:47] Mushitaro**
But I have no need for you lot.
**[03:50] Atsushi**
But...
**[03:51] Atsushi**
Don't you want to leave?
**[03:53] Mushitaro**
I'm used to being locked up.
**[03:56] Mushitaro**
Besides, there's nothing for me
in the outside world anymore.
**[04:01] Mushitaro**
Even if I leave, he's not...
**[04:06] Kyouka**
The manuscript.
**[04:08] Kyouka**
Rampo-san told me that you wouldn't
be able to resist that word.
**[04:13] (Flashback) Rampo**
It's enough to publicize the
truth behind this manuscript.
**[04:18] Mushitaro**
Is that a threat?
**[04:20] Mushitaro**
You've become a true criminal
organization now, haven't you?
**[04:25] Kyouka**
That may be.
**[04:27] Kyouka**
I'll become anything, if it's to
save the Armed Detective Agency.
**[04:34] Mushitaro**
Then you're aware that what you're doing
right now is tantamount to bank robbery.
**[04:41] Mushitaro**
We're inside a government bank.
**[04:43] Mushitaro**
Breaking in, by itself, is a serious crime.
**[04:48] Mushitaro**
Ah, whatever.
**[04:50] Mushitaro**
I'll do as you say.
**[04:53] Atsushi**
You will?!
**[04:54] Atsushi**
Thank you!
**[04:58] Kyouka**
The escape route is this way.
**[05:01] Mushitaro**
*The manuscript?!*
**[05:06] Mushitaro**
* That was the last remnant of Yokomizo's life,*
* that he entrusted me with.*
**[05:11] Mushitaro**
*How dare they use it against me!*
**[05:14] Mushitaro**
*Wretched bastards!*
**[05:17] Mushitaro**
*I ought to let the guards take them.*
**[05:21] Mushitaro**
* To that end, I need to make*
* us as noticeable as we can.*
**[05:25] Mushitaro**
My tummy hurts!
**[05:27] Atsushi**
Are you all right?
**[05:28] Mushitaro**
Not at all!
**[05:29] Mushitaro**
I might be a goner!
**[05:33] Kyouka**
Fine.
**[05:36] Kyouka**
I know of an acupuncture point
that works on stomach pain.
**[05:38] Kyouka**
All it takes is a good jab three
centimeters above the hipbone.
**[05:42] Mushitaro**
Oh, I'm all good!
**[05:44] Mushitaro**
It works so well, you feel better
before you even get jabbed!
**[05:47] Kyouka**
Thanks.
**[05:48] Mushitaro**
*You brat!*
**[05:50] Mushitaro**
*I'm not done yet.*
**[05:51] Mushitaro**
This is bad!
**[05:53] Mushitaro**
This hallway is aligned with
the Kabbalistic Taurus!
**[05:56] Mushitaro**
Do not tread this evil path,
you foolish normies!
**[05:59] Kyouka**
I know an acupuncture point
that works on Kabbala.
**[06:01] Mushitaro**
The alignment's all better!
**[06:03] Mushitaro**
Such a powerful acupuncture point.
**[06:05] Kyouka**
Thanks.
**[06:07] Guard A**
Yes, this is Group C.
**[06:10] Guard A**
Yes.
**[06:10] Guard A**
Yes.
**[06:11] Guard A**
Understood.
**[06:12] Guard A**
On our way.
**[06:15] Kyouka**
What's wrong?
**[06:16] Atsushi**
The guards are leaving.
**[06:21] Atsushi**
What the...
**[06:22] Manager**
P-Please, no, detective.
**[06:24] Ango**
Manager, sir...
**[06:27] Ango**
There is a wanted man
hiding in this building.
**[06:30] Ango**
Please cease operations and
grant us security authority.
**[06:36] Military Police A**
*The bank has been surrounded.*
**[06:38] Ango**
Good.
**[06:39] Ango**
We've assessed the
targets' special abilities.
**[06:42] Ango**
We're hunting them down with all our might.
**[06:45] Mushitaro**
What's the problem?
**[06:46] Atsushi**
The Special Operations
Division has us surrounded.
**[06:49] Mushitaro**
It's him!
**[06:52] Mushitaro**
Shit...
**[06:53] Mushitaro**
Ohh, shit.
**[06:54] Mushitaro**
Why is *he* here?
**[06:56] Atsushi**
What is it?
**[06:58] Mushitaro**
Sakaguchi Ango.
**[07:00] Mushitaro**
If that man catches us, we're all done for.
**[07:06] Mushitaro**
Are you aware of an organization
called The Seventh Agency?
**[07:09] Mushitaro**
They specialize in cleaning up
crime and engaging in cover-ups.
**[07:13] Kyouka**
I've heard of it.
**[07:15] Kyouka**
That Fyodor rescued you from confinement
**[07:18] Kyouka**
and demanded cooperation during
the Cannibalism in return.
**[07:22] Mushitaro**
Sakaguchi Ango is the leader
of that crime organization.
**[07:27] Atsushi**
That's impossible!
**[07:28] Atsushi**
Ango-san works for the government!
**[07:30] Mushitaro**
Do you still not understand?
**[07:32] Mushitaro**
The government created
a crime organization!
**[07:36] Mushitaro**
The Seventh Agency is the
government's shadow.
**[07:39] Mushitaro**
Cover-ups of political crimes, using illegal
tactics, removing damaging rumors...
**[07:43] Mushitaro**
I was the one who was given documents
**[07:45] Mushitaro**
on all these things,
so I could delete the evidence.
**[07:48] Mushitaro**
There's no doubt that if we're captured,
I'll be held until the day I die,
**[07:54] Mushitaro**
and you two will be erased.
**[07:56] Kyouka**
If that's true, this trap will be brutal.
**[07:59] Kyouka**
The team within the
Special Operations Division
**[08:01] Kyouka**
focuses on dealing with Gifted.
Even the Port Mafia fears them.
**[08:04] Kyouka**
If we're found, they'll bombard us with poison gas
and explosives and that will be checkmate.
**[08:08] Mushitaro**
So we just need to avoid being found.
**[08:13] Mushitaro**
Who do you think I am?
**[08:20] Mushitaro**
Walk with pride!
**[08:26] Guard C**
What's wrong?
**[08:27] Guard B**
No, nothing.
**[08:29] Mushitaro**
Impressed?
**[08:30] Mushitaro**
If we walk around with stolen goods and use
my special ability to erase evidence of crime,
**[08:35] Mushitaro**
we vanish from any kind
of surveillance video.
**[08:39] Atsushi**
Wow...
**[08:40] Atsushi**
* No wonder Rampo-san struggled*
* against this ability.*
**[08:45] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan, hide!
**[08:57] Ango**
The target is in this area.
**[09:00] Ango**
There are Gifted who can
dismantle walls and ceilings.
**[09:04] Ango**
Secure the perimeter with caution.
**[09:08] Atsushi**
It's Ango-san.
**[09:09] Mushitaro**
But why?
**[09:10] Mushitaro**
My ability is perfect!
**[09:13] Kyouka**
This is bad.
**[09:14] Kyouka**
The hallway ahead is a
dead end filled with vaults.
**[09:18] Kyouka**
There's nowhere to run.
**[09:20] Atsushi**
Could we hide in a vault?
**[09:22] Kyouka**
That's too dangerous.
**[09:23] Kyouka**
We'd be trapped like rats.
**[09:28] Atsushi**
They're coming!
**[09:30] Mushitaro**
*There's no time.*
**[09:31] Mushitaro**
*If they find us, we're doomed.*
**[09:33] Mushitaro**
*What do we do?!*
**[09:36] Yokomizo**
It's like you're trapped in a room.
**[09:39] Yokomizo**
A trap without an exit.
**[09:41] Yokomizo**
Just like a locked room.
**[09:44] Yokomizo**
It'd make for an entertaining mystery
if the criminal vanished from here.
**[09:49] Yokomizo**
Don't you agree, Mushi-kun?
**[10:00] Mushitaro**
You two.
***SIGN*** Episode 48
***SIGN*** Jailbreak
**[10:03] Mushitaro**
Come with me.
**[10:11] Military Police B**
Target acquired!
**[10:13] Military Police B**
He's escaping into a vault!
**[10:16] Ango**
Neutralize the enemy!
**[10:18] Ango**
Gifted Combat Squad, advance!
**[10:22] Military Police A**
Explosives planted.
**[10:24] Military Police B**
Breach charges set.
**[10:26] Military Police A**
Detonate!
**[10:32] Military Police A**
Breach!
**[10:36] Military Police A**
Command, there's no one here.
**[10:39] Military Police A**
The target has vanished.
**[10:42] Ango**
What?!
**[10:50] Ango**
There's no sign that they've dug
through the walls or ground.
**[10:53] Ango**
There isn't even a sign that
they've used special abilities.
**[10:58] Ango**
They've vanished without a trace.
**[11:03] Mushitaro**
See that, Special Operations?!
**[11:06] Atsushi**
Are you okay?
**[11:08] Mushitaro**
That was nothing.
**[11:09] Mushitaro**
Just the classic vanishing act.
**[11:12] Mushitaro**
What they saw was the moment
Demon Snow closed the vault door.
**[11:16] Mushitaro**
We were, in fact, hiding in an
open vault closer to the exit.
**[11:20] Atsushi**
And, in the moment of the attack,
**[11:22] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan released
Demon Snow and we escaped.
**[11:25] Mushitaro**
It's psychological trickery,
taking advantage of the expectation
**[11:28] Mushitaro**
that we wouldn't be hiding in an open vault.
**[11:32] Mushitaro**
The smarter you are,
the more likely you are to fall for it.
**[11:34] Atsushi**
I'm amazed that you came up with
that idea under so much pressure.
**[11:37] Mushitaro**
Oh, no, I didn't come up with it.
**[11:43] Mushitaro**
Someone taught me it a long time ago.
**[11:46] Atsushi**
Who did?
**[11:49] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Hide in the room next door?!
**[11:51] (Flashback) Mushitaro**
Would that even count as a trick?
**[11:57] (Flashback) Yokomizo**
You couldn't figure it out, though,
could you, Mushi-kun?
**[12:02] [SONG] Text**
We debated thousands
upon thousands of times
**[12:03] Mushitaro**
* We debated thousands upon*
* thousands of times.*
**[12:04] [SONG] Text**
It seeped into the very fiber of my being.
**[12:05] Mushitaro**
*It seeped into the very fiber of my being.*
**[12:09] Mushitaro**
*Yokomizo...*
**[12:10] Mushitaro**
*Were you always there?*
**[12:14] Mushitaro**
Can I always meet you in a closed room?
**[12:19] Yokomizo**
Life seems exciting and fun
around you these days.
**[12:23] Yokomizo**
Better for your well-being than writing
those dull letters, I'd say.
**[12:29] Mushitaro**
Shut up, you sell-out.
**[12:33] Atsushi**
Mushitaro-san?
**[12:35] Mushitaro**
Now, we just need to steal a car and run.
**[12:38] Mushitaro**
First, we erase the evidence of
having stolen a car using my ability.
**[12:43] Mushitaro**
That way, the city security camera footage
and stolen car police documents vanish.
**[12:50] Atsushi**
You sure are something else.
**[12:52] Kyouka**
This sewer line will take us to a
parking lot away from the guards.
**[12:57] Atsushi**
I'll handle it.
**[13:03] Atsushi**
I'll go in first and check—
**[13:09] Mushitaro**
Hey!
**[13:14] Mushitaro**
*A dummy grenade!*
**[13:18] Ango**
Unacceptable.
**[13:20] Ango**
I can't have you thinking you
can deceive me that easily.
**[13:24] Mushitaro**
Impossible!
**[13:24] Mushitaro**
How did you find us here?
**[13:25] Atsushi**
Ango-san, please, listen.
**[13:28] Atsushi**
The Detective Agency is innocent.
**[13:31] Atsushi**
The real enemy is elsewhere.
**[13:33] Atsushi**
I trust you to understand.
**[13:36] Atsushi**
Believe me!
**[13:38] Ango**
You're right.
**[13:40] Ango**
I understand.
**[13:43] Ango**
My special ability allows me to extract
memories residing in objects.
**[13:51] Ango**
I used this to determine your escape route.
**[13:55] Ango**
I used this ability to learn
everything about the crime scene.
**[13:58] Ango**
Therefore, I can be certain the
Detective Agency is guilty.
**[14:02] Ango**
You also stabbed Chief Taneda!
**[14:05] Kyouka**
Rampo-san said the government has
a Gifted who can read memories.
**[14:13] Kyouka**
He also said that if we're captured,
we're bound to be executed.
**[14:18] Ango**
You would honestly beg a secret government
organization to just believe you?
**[14:22] Ango**
The Agency's jokes have never
been funny, to the very end.
**[14:25] Atsushi**
* I underestimated the*
* Special Operations Division.*
**[14:49] Military Police A**
Commander, where are the targets?
**[14:51] Ango**
They got away.
**[14:53] Ango**
They escaped through the manhole.
**[14:54] Ango**
They're using the tiger's
special ability to head west.
**[14:59] Ango**
Secure the area!
**[15:01] Military Police A**
Yes, sir.
**[15:04] Ango**
This will convince Fyodor
that we are enemies.
**[15:09] Atsushi**
You believe me that the
Detective Agency is innocent?
**[15:13] Ango**
You saw a message from Dazai-kun
in Francis' office, correct?
**[15:20] Ango**
I was the one who sent that message.
**[15:23] Atsushi**
Huh?
**[15:24] Atsushi**
So, then...
**[15:26] Ango**
Dazai-kun and I have been
cooperating since the beginning.
**[15:30] Ango**
I am Dazai-kun's messenger
while he is confined.
**[15:33] Atsushi**
But how is Dazai-san communicating
with the outside?
**[15:37] Ango**
Prisoners at the Mersault detention center
**[15:40] Ango**
are implanted with a vital sign monitor
in order to prevent escape.
**[15:43] Ango**
Dazai-kun encodes his
messages in his heart rate,
**[15:48] Ango**
which I then use my government
access to retrieve and decode.
**[15:53] Atsushi**
He's controlling his own heart rate?
**[15:56] Ango**
It's a very Dazai-kun party trick.
**[15:58] Ango**
No one would suspect a thing.
**[16:00] Mushitaro**
I don't believe you.
**[16:02] Mushitaro**
You're an enemy.
**[16:04] Mushitaro**
What was the point of that charade, anyway?
**[16:07] Ango**
There's no telling where Fyodor has eyes.
**[16:10] Ango**
With my ability to read memories,
I can pursue any escapee.
**[16:17] Ango**
If I were to just lose you,
the enemy would be suspicious.
**[16:20] Mushitaro**
The enemy?
**[16:22] Mushitaro**
The cunning Seventh Agency
is afraid of the enemy?
**[16:26] Ango**
That's the thing, Mushitaro-san.
**[16:29] Ango**
So it's true that you've been told
I'm with the Seventh Agency.
**[16:34] Mushitaro**
What if I have?
**[16:35] Ango**
It's simple.
**[16:37] Ango**
I'm not with the Seventh Agency.
**[16:41] Mushitaro**
What?
**[16:42] Ango**
Fyodor lied.
**[16:44] Ango**
To keep you away from me.
**[16:48] Ango**
That's how afraid he is of
us talking to each other.
**[16:54] Ango**
Let's continue this
conversation where it's safe.
**[16:58] Lucy**
Are you serious?!
**[17:00] Lucy**
What's wrong with you?!
**[17:01] Lucy**
What do you mean you're *wanted?!*
**[17:04] Atsushi**
Ow, ow...
**[17:05] Mushitaro**
Is this place really safe?
**[17:07] Ango**
Only those she invites can enter.
**[17:10] Ango**
It's the safest place on earth.
**[17:12] Atsushi**
Wait, Lucy-chan. Why are
you even with Ango-san?
**[17:17] Lucy**
Well, that's...
**[17:18] Lucy**
Not for any particular reason.
**[17:19] Ango**
I'm protecting her.
**[17:21] Lucy**
Hey!
**[17:21] Ango**
She barged into the
investigation headquarters.
**[17:25] Ango**
"Atsushi-kun's not evil. There's no way
he's a murderer," she said, maniacally.
**[17:31] Lucy**
Stop it!
**[17:32] Lucy**
Don't tell him!
**[17:34] Atsushi**
Wow, that's kind of you.
**[17:36] Atsushi**
Thank you, Lucy-chan.
**[17:39] Mushitaro**
Never mind that. Tell me, Sakaguchi Ango...
**[17:42] Mushitaro**
I was once captured by an organization that
forced me to help cover up their crimes.
**[17:48] Mushitaro**
That evil organization was
called the Seventh Agency.
**[17:53] Mushitaro**
Are you truly not with that organization?
**[17:57] Ango**
I am not.
**[17:59] Mushitaro**
Have you ever made use of their services?
**[18:07] Ango**
I have.
**[18:13] Mushitaro**
Then I have no reason to cooperate with you.
**[18:17] Ango**
But only once.
**[18:23] Ango**
Four years ago.
**[18:24] Ango**
To make sure Dazai-kun could
live outside the Port Mafia.
**[18:27] Ango**
I erased his past crimes.
**[18:33] Mushitaro**
Why did you dirty your hands just that once?
**[18:47] Ango**
A desperate attempt to make
amends for a friend long gone.
**[18:56] Mushitaro**
For a friend long gone, huh?
**[19:01] Ango**
Mushitaro-san, you're correct.
**[19:04] Ango**
The Seventh Agency is evil.
**[19:06] Ango**
Their scope, their members,
their hierarchy...
**[19:09] Ango**
Everything is unknown.
**[19:11] Ango**
Even I had to go through
four levels of middlemen
**[19:13] Ango**
to work with that government
crime organization.
**[19:17] Mushitaro**
I see.
**[19:18] Mushitaro**
So that's why you work independently.
**[19:22] Ango**
Yes.
**[19:24] Atsushi**
What's going on?
**[19:26] Mushitaro**
This man suspects there's a
spy inside the government.
**[19:32] Ango**
I can't trust anyone.
**[19:34] Ango**
I'm the only one who can
avenge Chief Taneda.
**[19:39] Ango**
To that end, I need to hear what you know.
**[19:43] Ango**
The knowledge that Fyodor tried
so hard to hide from me.
**[19:46] Atsushi**
I ask on his behalf, as well.
**[19:48] Atsushi**
I know you have no reason to tell us.
**[19:52] Kyouka**
Please.
**[19:56] Mushitaro**
Where do I start?
**[19:59] Mushitaro**
But, just so you know, in five
minutes you'll be regretting it.
**[20:03] Mushitaro**
Anything you ask, all of my answers
will absolutely ruin your day.
**[20:08] Ango**
Most important question first, then.
**[20:11] Ango**
What is the Decay of Angels?
**[20:15] Mushitaro**
The terrorist organization, Decay of Angels,
is comprised of five members.
**[20:20] Mushitaro**
The demonic Fyodor and jester Nikolai,
**[20:23] Mushitaro**
as well as two more extremely
talented Gifted.
**[20:25] Mushitaro**
And one founder who manages them.
**[20:30] Atsushi**
Someone *above* Fyodor?
**[20:32] Mushitaro**
I don't know what their ultimate goal is.
**[20:35] Mushitaro**
But I do know what their current plan is,
just one step ahead of it.
**[20:40] Mushitaro**
The erasure of the state.
**[20:41] Ango**
Erasure?
**[20:43] Ango**
Not an overturning?
**[20:46] Atsushi**
That's absurd!
**[20:47] Atsushi**
They could never pull it off!
**[20:49] Mushitaro**
They have the page.
**[20:52] Atsushi**
But there's only one page.
**[20:54] Atsushi**
They used it when they framed the Agency.
**[20:57] Mushitaro**
They can use it just once more.
**[21:01] Ango**
Right.
**[21:02] Ango**
There's still the other side.
**[21:03] Mushitaro**
That's right.
**[21:05] Mushitaro**
The page is activated
the moment it's written upon,
**[21:10] Mushitaro**
and the page is blank on both sides.
**[21:15] Mushitaro**
In other words, they're keeping
the other side ready,
**[21:18] Mushitaro**
so they have the power
to recreate that tragedy.
**[21:23] Atsushi**
Why don't they use it right away, then?
**[21:26] Ango**
For the page to be activated, it needs to
have a narrative-like causal consistency.
**[21:34] Ango**
Correct?
**[21:35] Mushitaro**
That's right.
**[21:36] Mushitaro**
And because of that rule, a grand conspiracy
necessarily requires a lot of text.
**[21:42] Mushitaro**
So they'll only write the
important details onto the page,
**[21:46] Mushitaro**
and will deal with the
trivial details themselves.
**[21:50] Mushitaro**
That's the current phase of their plan.
**[21:51] Mushitaro**
Next, they'll engage in global terrorism.
**[21:54] Mushitaro**
Then, as the final phase of their plan,
they'll use the last page.
**[21:59] Atsushi**
And the state will be erased. Is that it?
**[22:04] Mushitaro**
The other side of the page will be written
on the night of the next full moon.
**[22:15] Ango**
Ten days from now.
**[22:18] Ango**
Shit.
**[22:20] Ango**
You're right. I feel like garbage,
having heard that.
**[22:29] Ango**
I will escort you and relay
this information to Dazai-kun.
**[22:42] Lucy**
Hey, will you be all right?
**[22:46] Atsushi**
Yes!
**[22:47] Atsushi**
We did it, Kyouka-chan!
**[22:49] Lucy**
Huh?
**[22:50] Lucy**
Wh-What's gotten into you?
**[22:53] Atsushi**
Ten days until the other side
of the page is written.
**[22:56] Atsushi**
In other words, they can't
write anything until then.
**[22:59] Kyouka**
Right.
**[23:00] Kyouka**
It'll take at least ten days
to prepare the final step.
**[23:06] Atsushi**
The Detective Agency's been made criminals
because of the page's reality-altering effect.
**[23:10] Atsushi**
We can't undo that...
**[23:13] Atsushi**
Or so I thought.
**[23:15] Atsushi**
But that's not true.
**[23:17] Atsushi**
We'll take the page back and write
that the Agency is innocent.
**[23:21] Atsushi**
That'll fix everything.
**[23:22] Kyouka**
We track down the Decay of Angels
within ten days and defeat them,
**[23:26] Kyouka**
and take the page back.
**[23:28] Atsushi**
That's it.
**[23:29] Atsushi**
That's all we need to do.
**[23:31] Atsushi**
Let's do it, Kyouka-chan!
**[23:35] Atsushi**
There's still hope.
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 49
***SIGN*** Bungo Hound Dogs
# 49 - Bungo Hound Dogs
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**[00:17] Tachihara**
Better take this off for today.
**[00:24] Teruko**
You peon! What are you looking at?!
**[00:27] Teruko**
I'll kill you!
**[00:29] Jouno**
Hey, Tachihara-kun.
**[00:30] Jouno**
Nice seeing you here.
**[00:31] Jouno**
Teruko-san managed to
get Gilette to confess.
**[00:35] Tachihara**
You mean Jack Gilette of the
Seventeen Worldly Evils?!
**[00:40] Teruko**
I thought he would be a chew toy
that would never fall apart!
**[00:45] Teruko**
He broke in only half a year!
**[00:48] Tachihara**
I sympathize.
**[00:49] Tachihara**
With Gilette.
**[00:52] Jouno**
Anyway, Tachihara-kun, thank you for your
hard work on the infiltration mission.
**[00:57] Jouno**
So, here's your new assignment.
**[01:00] Jouno**
Deal with that problem.
**[01:02] Teruko**
Carry me!
**[01:03] Teruko**
I demand a piggyback ride!
**[01:05] Tachihara**
I'll start by summarizing the
status of my investigation.
**[01:08] Teruko**
Wee.
**[01:09] Teruko**
Following the hostage crisis four days ago,
**[01:11] Teruko**
we've determined that the infamous
Decay of Angels was, in fact,
**[01:15] Teruko**
the Armed Detective Agency.
**[01:17] Tetchou**
What are their goals?
**[01:20] Tetchou**
Any intel?
**[01:21] Tachihara**
The last sighting was the
bank break-in two days ago.
**[01:26] Tetchou**
To think they'd raid a bank...
**[01:28] Tetchou**
Despicable.
**[01:30] Jouno**
No training in the middle of a meeting!
**[01:34] Tetchou**
You're a perfect weight.
**[01:36] Tachihara**
Why haven't we had any further sightings?
**[01:39] Teruko**
They must have already
gotten what they wanted.
**[01:41] Teruko**
The things a criminal on the run
would want more than anything.
**[01:45] Teruko**
A base and a command post.
***SIGN*** Bungo Hound
Dogs
***SIGN*** Episode 49
**[01:50] Ango**
The goal of our mission is to prevent any
terrorist attacks prior to the other side
**[01:53] Ango**
of the page being filled in,
in addition to the recovery of said page.
**[01:56] Ango**
However, as wanted criminals,
the Detective Agency can't act in plain sight.
**[02:01] Ango**
That's where her special ability comes in.
**[02:04] Ango**
By placing the two of you to Anne's Room,
created by her ability,
**[02:08] Ango**
you will be able to infiltrate undetected.
**[02:10] Ango**
She will be the heart of our operation.
**[02:14] Lucy**
You heard him.
**[02:15] Lucy**
Well, tiger kitty?
**[02:17] Lucy**
This ear's telling me it wants
to hear you say thanks.
**[02:21] Atsushi**
Sorry.
**[02:23] Lucy**
Why are you apologizing?
**[02:25] Atsushi**
For getting you mixed up in this.
**[02:27] Atsushi**
Cooperating with us right
now is a serious crime.
**[02:31] Atsushi**
I don't think we can ever repay you enough.
**[02:34] Lucy**
Why not?
**[02:36] Lucy**
I'm the one repaying an impossibly
huge debt right now, aren't I?
**[02:40] Atsushi**
Huh?
**[02:41] Lucy**
Huh?
**[02:45] Lucy**
Nothing! Nothing!
**[02:47] Lucy**
Never mind that!
**[02:48] Lucy**
Forget that! I'm begging you!
**[02:49] Ango**
It's time.
**[02:54] Lucy**
Well, here we go.
**[03:08] Lucy**
To the airport bus stop.
**[03:20] Fukuchi**
Don't let anyone in until I say so.
**[03:23] Guard A; Guard B**
Yes, sir.
**[03:30] Fukuchi**
I trust that you're ready, Fukuzawa.
**[03:33] Fukuzawa**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Tyrant
**[03:38] Fukuchi**
Why would our reunion be anything
other than a drinking contest?
**[03:41] Fukuzawa**
You haven't changed, Gen'ichiro.
**[03:46] Fukuchi**
What?!
**[03:47] Fukuchi**
You still haven't gotten married?
**[03:50] Fukuzawa**
I'm busy with work.
**[03:52] Fukuchi**
You stuck-up loner.
**[03:54] Fukuchi**
I never would have thought you'd
be the president, though.
***SIGN*** Tyrant
**[04:00] Fukuchi**
But now that you are...
**[04:03] Fukuchi**
you have responsibilities.
**[04:06] Fukuchi**
Make your men surrender to the police.
**[04:09] Fukuchi**
That way, the case will fall under
the jurisdiction of the prosecution,
**[04:12] Fukuchi**
and they will no longer be
targeted by the Hunting Dogs.
**[04:14] Fukuchi**
Because, so long as they are targeting you,
they will never relent trying to tear you apart.
**[04:19] Fukuzawa**
I appreciate the concern, but...
**[04:22] Fukuchi**
Bah.
**[04:24] Fukuchi**
I suppose I might enjoy duking it
out with you again like old times.
**[04:37] Fukuzawa**
Why did you stop?
**[04:39] Fukuchi**
You aren't fooling me, Fukuzawa.
**[04:42] Fukuchi**
You were going to make me cut your
handcuffs and then swipe my sword.
**[04:48] Fukuzawa**
You got me.
**[04:50] Fukuchi**
Fukuzawa, let's make a deal.
**[04:53] Fukuchi**
You want to know what's
happened to your Kunikida.
**[04:57] Fukuchi**
Kunikida fell out of a helicopter
and blew himself up.
**[05:00] Fukuchi**
I know where he's gone.
**[05:05] Fukuzawa**
I don't need that.
**[05:08] Fukuzawa**
Kunikida is alive.
**[05:10] Fukuzawa**
If he were dead,
I would definitely have sensed it.
**[05:20] Fukuchi**
Well, shit.
**[05:22] Fukuchi**
The lone wolf sure has changed.
**[05:26] Jouno**
There's no way you are the greatest.
**[05:29] Bartender**
Welcome.
**[05:31] Jouno**
At the end of the day, your strength is
the "I can beat up a ton of boars" kind,
**[05:37] Jouno**
but the Hunting Dogs' job is
investigating and arresting.
**[05:41] Tetchou**
So?
**[05:42] Jouno**
So, I am the greatest hunting dog.
**[05:45] Tetchou**
You?
**[05:48] Jouno**
I want to kill you *so* badly.
**[05:50] Bartender**
Your order?
**[05:51] Jouno**
Caffè latte.
**[05:53] Tetchou**
Soy sauce latte.
**[05:54] Bartender**
Very good—
**[05:56] Bartender**
Soy sauce?
**[05:57] Jouno**
He'll have what I'm having.
**[05:59] Jouno**
Let's make a bet.
**[06:00] Jouno**
Whoever of us finds the Detective Agency's
whereabouts first wins.
**[06:04] Tetchou**
You're on.
**[06:07] Bartender**
Are the two of you with the police?
**[06:10] Jouno**
Yes.
**[06:11] Jouno**
We're investigating a case right now.
**[06:14] Jouno**
Speaking of which, the heinous
terrorist organization,
**[06:18] Jouno**
the Armed Detective Agency,
was right above this shop. Was it not?
**[06:22] Bartender**
Yes.
**[06:23] Bartender**
I saw them here on occasion.
**[06:26] Bartender**
It's all so terrifying.
**[06:29] Bartender**
Here you are.
**[06:31] Jouno**
She's a waitress here, is she not?
**[06:34] Bartender**
Yes.
**[06:34] Bartender**
She's off work today.
**[06:37] Bartender**
Do you need something from her?
**[06:39] Jouno**
According to our information,
she's very close with the Detective Agency.
**[06:45] Jouno**
We suspect she's aiding their escape.
**[06:48] Bartender**
They wouldn't get very far,
depending on a low-level worker.
**[06:54] Jouno**
Fantastic.
**[06:55] Jouno**
I admire people who can make good coffee.
**[06:59] Jouno**
I almost want you to come work
at the commercial facility I own.
**[07:03] Jouno**
There's only one problem.
**[07:05] Jouno**
You're a dirty liar.
**[07:09] Bartender**
Liar?
**[07:10] Jouno**
I can tell from the sound of your breathing.
**[07:13] Jouno**
You just said the Agency wouldn't get far,
depending on a low-level worker.
**[07:18] Jouno**
But that was a lie.
**[07:20] Jouno**
You know of her special ability.
**[07:23] Bartender**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[07:26] Jouno**
I understand you buy half a year's
worth of beans at a time.
**[07:30] Jouno**
Despite that, this coffee
has such a fresh scent.
**[07:34] Jouno**
How is that?
**[07:36] Jouno**
It's because you stock your
inventory in her room.
**[07:39] Jouno**
Time can be slowed in a
special ability space.
**[07:42] Jouno**
You can keep a large quantity
of beans fresh that way.
**[07:47] Jouno**
Shall I continue?
**[07:49] Jouno**
You just said Lucy-san has
taken today off.
**[07:53] Jouno**
That is also a lie.
**[07:55] Jouno**
She's taken an indefinite break.
**[07:58] Jouno**
She doesn't know if she can come back.
**[08:00] Jouno**
Yet, you let her go.
**[08:03] Jouno**
Because you understood
**[08:06] Jouno**
that she's the only one who can
save the Detective Agency.
**[08:09] Jouno**
Now, here's the problem.
**[08:12] Jouno**
You're an accessory to an act of terrorism.
**[08:15] Jouno**
If, on top of that, you refuse
to give up her location,
**[08:18] Jouno**
you'll never make coffee again.
**[08:22] Jouno**
Ow!
**[08:23] Jouno**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[08:24] Jouno**
What was that for?!
**[08:26] Tetchou**
You have a bad habit of tormenting people
and taking pleasure in seeing them squirm.
**[08:31] Tetchou**
Boss...
**[08:33] Tetchou**
Is it wrong to want to repay
someone you're dearly indebted to?
**[08:39] Tetchou**
I promise you, that if you
tell us where she is now,
**[08:42] Tetchou**
she will not be questioned for any crimes.
**[08:45] Tetchou**
We have the authority to make that so,
**[08:48] Tetchou**
and a world in which a girl's
honest intentions are rewarded
**[08:51] Tetchou**
is one that we ought to protect.
**[08:54] Bartender**
It isn't just Lucy-chan
that I want to be saved.
**[08:59] Tetchou**
The Detective Agency.
**[09:01] Tetchou**
I promise they'll be given a fair trial.
**[09:05] Jouno**
Sheesh.
**[09:07] Jouno**
I knew this would happen.
**[09:10] Tetchou**
I promise on my sword that, if our promise
is broken, I will cut open my gut.
**[09:18] Tetchou**
Please.
**[09:20] Bartender**
Lucy-chan said that she won't regret
ruining the remainder of her life.
**[09:27] Bartender**
Please save her future.
**[09:33] Tetchou**
I shall.
**[09:36] Bartender**
She's gone to the Sky Casino.
**[09:42] Teruko**
What a ridiculous construction.
**[09:45] Tachihara**
Most people believe that the civilian
entertainment facility is just a front,
**[09:49] Tachihara**
and that it was really built by the winners
of the war for surveillance and intimidation.
**[09:52] Teruko**
It would be both a physical
and political catastrophe
**[09:55] Teruko**
if this place were to be attacked
by terrorists or something.
***SIGN*** Sky Casino
General
Manager
Sigma
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 70 0 70 200 0 200
***SIGN*** (Real name unknown)
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 55 0 55 200 0 200
**[10:06] Employee A**
Manager, we have a problem.
**[10:09] Sigma**
Terrorists?
**[10:11] Teruko**
That's right.
**[10:12] Teruko**
There are terrorists in this facility.
**[10:15] Teruko**
We have proof.
**[10:16] Sigma**
Proof?
**[10:18] Security A**
Sir, look.
**[10:20] Teruko**
That's one of the terrorists.
**[10:23] Teruko**
She used her pocket dimension
ability to bring them all in here.
**[10:26] Sigma**
Then send a search team
to scour the facility.
**[10:28] Teruko**
It's no use.
**[10:30] Teruko**
She can hide with them
in the pocket dimension.
**[10:32] Sigma**
What do we do, then?
**[10:34] Teruko**
We close the casino.
**[10:36] Sigma**
Refused.
**[10:37] Teruko**
What?
**[10:38] Tachihara**
Bastard!
**[10:39] Tachihara**
Do you have any idea how serious this is?
**[10:42] Sigma**
Of course I do.
**[10:47] Sigma**
Those are directed resonance guns.
**[10:50] Sigma**
They were made to combat Gifted.
**[10:53] Sigma**
The sound waves affect the brain,
**[10:55] Sigma**
causing loss of consciousness within
one second and death within ten.
**[10:59] Sigma**
Wanna try it out?
**[11:02] Teruko**
You dare defy the government?
**[11:04] Sigma**
The government?
**[11:06] Sigma**
Under international law, this casino is
outside the jurisdiction of any country's police.
**[11:11] Sigma**
It's effectively an independent nation.
**[11:12] Sigma**
Therefore, I am the law.
**[11:15] Sigma**
If you want to spend your
money here and leave, good.
**[11:17] Sigma**
Otherwise...
**[11:18] Sigma**
Get lost!
**[11:20] Teruko**
How dare you!
**[11:22] Teruko**
Did you just tell me to get lost?!
**[11:26] Tachihara**
Ah, shit.
**[11:29] Teruko**
Okay!
**[11:31] Teruko**
This area is secured.
**[11:33] Sigma**
Wh-What the...?!
**[11:35] Security B**
Someone's blown up the landing zone!
**[11:38] Sigma**
What?!
**[11:41] Teruko**
No one's getting out of this casino now!
**[11:45] Teruko**
We're going to split up
and search the casino!
**[11:48] Teruko**
You figure out what the
Agency's next move is.
**[11:51] Tachihara**
Yes, sir.
**[11:54] Security C**
An explosion?!
**[11:56] Security D**
By terrorists?
**[11:57] Sigma**
Stay calm.
**[12:00] Sigma**
Our top priority is to keep
our clients from panicking.
**[12:03] Sigma**
Tell them it's an electrical failure and
escort them to their hotel rooms.
**[12:07] Sigma**
Client A4098, Lazarus, is unstable.
**[12:10] Sigma**
Assign security to him in particular.
**[12:12] Sigma**
Client E2988 has a
chronic heart condition.
**[12:15] Sigma**
Make sure the medical staff visit him.
**[12:17] Security C**
Wow...
**[12:18] Security C**
I heard he memorizes all of his clients'
names and characteristics instantly.
**[12:22] Security D**
No wonder they say he was
born to manage a casino.
**[12:27] Sigma**
Such a mild incident will
be forgotten by next week.
**[12:31] Sigma**
If you understand, deal with it!
**[12:35] Security**
Yes, sir!
**[12:45] Sigma**
This couldn't have gone any worse.
**[12:47] Sigma**
I should have kicked the Hunting Dogs out.
**[12:49] Sigma**
They must be the ones behind the explosion,
**[12:52] Sigma**
which means they're going to
investigate the casino thoroughly.
**[12:55] Sigma**
If they find out what
this casino really is...
**[13:01] Sigma**
I have to kill them.
**[13:04] Tachihara**
No evidence on this floor, either.
**[13:10] Tachihara**
What's that?
**[13:14] Tachihara**
A coin?
**[13:21] Tachihara**
The Detective Agency!
**[13:24] Tachihara**
That room is their hideout!
**[13:32] Tachihara**
I don't sense anyone here.
**[13:34] Tachihara**
They must have noticed me coming
and escaped to the pocket dimension.
**[13:41] Tachihara**
The carpet has been cut.
**[13:44] Tachihara**
There's something under the floor.
**[13:50] Tachihara**
A safe?
**[13:54] Tachihara**
Metal manipulation.
**[14:09] Tachihara**
Currency from around the world.
**[14:12] Tachihara**
All in coins.
**[14:14] Sigma**
H-How?!
**[14:16] Sigma**
How have the Hunting Dogs found it?
**[14:19] Sigma**
Impossible...
**[14:20] Sigma**
Did he just manage to stumble into
that particular unassuming room?
**[14:24] Sigma**
S-Stay calm.
**[14:26] Sigma**
Their communication devices and weapons
**[14:28] Sigma**
were confiscated along with
those of the other customers.
**[14:32] Sigma**
Which means, if I kill them now,
I can protect the secret.
**[14:37] (Flashback) Fyodor**
Sigma-san.
**[14:39] (Flashback) Fyodor**
I'll give you a word of advice,
as a colleague.
**[14:42] (Flashback) Fyodor**
If you're found out by the Hunting Dogs
in the middle of the mission...
**[14:45] (Flashback) Fyodor**
Abandon everything and run.
**[14:48] (Flashback) Fyodor**
You won't stand a chance.
**[14:52] Sigma**
Abandon everything?
**[14:53] Sigma**
The casino?
**[14:55] Tachihara**
Odd...
**[14:57] Tachihara**
Are these coins hollow?
**[15:00] Tachihara**
*No...*
**[15:01] Tachihara**
*There's something inside.*
**[15:03] Tachihara**
* Some kind of impurity*
* in the metal structure.*
**[15:05] Sigma**
I'm sorry.
**[15:17] Sigma**
It's over.
**[15:19] Sigma**
He can't have evaded instant
death at that distance.
**[15:22] Sigma**
A high-precision explosive
disguised as a coin.
**[15:25] Sigma**
It's the savage weapon at the
center of the Decay of Angels'
**[15:28] Sigma**
next worldwide terrorist attack.
**[15:31] Sigma**
Now that they've seen it,
I can't send them home alive.
**[15:36] Tachihara**
*That was close.*
**[15:38] Sigma**
What?!
**[15:39] Tachihara**
I managed to stop the shrapnel
with my special ability,
**[15:42] Tachihara**
but the blast knocked me down.
**[15:44] Tachihara**
Hang on, are all the coins
in this safe bombs?
**[15:48] Sigma**
I didn't finish him!
**[15:49] Sigma**
Now what?!
**[15:51] Sigma**
Wait...
**[15:53] Sigma**
I still have my last resort,
**[15:55] Sigma**
but it'll cause severe damage to the casino.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Fyodor**
You won't stand a chance.
**[16:04] Sigma**
That may be true.
**[16:06] Sigma**
Of the superhuman organization
that is the Decay of Angels,
**[16:10] Sigma**
I'm the one with the least combat ability.
**[16:13] Sigma**
Outside the casino, I'm nothing.
**[16:17] (Flashback) Security C**
Wow...
**[16:18] (Flashback) Security C**
I heard he memorizes all of his clients'
names and characteristics instantly.
**[16:22] (Flashback) Security D**
No wonder they say he was
born to manage a casino.
**[16:27] Sigma**
Everyone's got it wrong.
**[16:29] Sigma**
I have no talent.
**[16:32] Sigma**
I have to sacrifice sleep to memorize
**[16:34] Sigma**
the clients' profiles and
study the casino like crazy.
**[16:38] Sigma**
I didn't want to lose the casino.
**[16:42] Sigma**
Therefore, I...
**[16:47] Tachihara**
Are you serious?
**[16:49] Tachihara**
An unmanned aircraft?!
**[16:57] Tachihara**
*It's too big.*
**[16:59] Tachihara**
* I can't stop it with my*
* metal manipulation ability!*
**[17:02] Teruko**
Stand back.
**[17:04] Teruko**
Weakling.
**[17:25] Teruko**
It tried to challenge me in a sumo match.
**[17:27] Teruko**
Silly airplane.
**[17:29] Tachihara**
Damn...
**[17:33] Tachihara**
You can't be serious.
**[17:35] Tachihara**
Haven't you done enough?!
**[17:38] Teruko**
Tachihara!
**[17:56] Customer A**
What was that?
**[17:57] Customer B**
Another explosion?
**[18:02] Teruko**
I see.
**[18:04] Teruko**
Coin bombs.
**[18:06] Teruko**
What an exhilarating display of evil.
**[18:08] Tachihara**
The customers take the
coins out of the casino.
**[18:12] Tachihara**
Then, once they've been
traded around the world,
**[18:15] Tachihara**
they'll all be triggered at the same time.
**[18:17] Tachihara**
This casino itself is a terrorist.
**[18:21] Teruko**
So that's why that manager was
in such a hurry to kick us out.
**[18:27] Teruko**
This is where the trigger
signal is transmitted from.
**[18:31] Teruko**
A signal from such a high altitude
would reach across the world.
**[18:35] Tachihara**
What do we do?
**[18:36] Teruko**
We take the central communication room
**[18:38] Teruko**
and expose the casino's
plans to the entire world.
**[18:48] Teruko**
Are you lot that desperate to dance with me?
**[18:54] Atsushi**
I hear fighting.
**[18:56] Atsushi**
The Hunting Dogs are on the move.
**[18:59] (Flashback) Ango**
And that is the Decay of Angels' next plan.
**[19:03] (Flashback) Ango**
A global act of terrorism, targeting
all humanity indiscriminately.
**[19:06] (Flashback) Ango**
But their true goal is the
panic that will ensue.
**[19:10] (Flashback) Ango**
Currency, the basis of a
state's trust, will kill people.
**[19:15] (Flashback) Ango**
Never mind a great depression,
it could trigger the next world war.
**[19:20] (Flashback) Ango**
This is the worldwide terrorism that
the Decay of Angels will perform
**[19:23] (Flashback) Ango**
before they fill in the other side of the page.
**[19:25] (Flashback) Ango**
That much is certain.
**[19:28] Atsushi**
As the first step in stopping
this terrorist attack,
**[19:30] Atsushi**
we'll have the Hunting Dogs
discover the coin bombs
**[19:33] Atsushi**
and take control of the comms room.
**[19:36] Atsushi**
By working with the Hunting Dogs
to stop a terrorist attack,
**[19:40] Atsushi**
we'll prove that we aren't terrorists.
**[19:43] Atsushi**
And we capture Sigma,
who knows where the page is,
**[19:46] Atsushi**
as a member of the Decay of Angels.
**[19:48] Atsushi**
That's Dazai-san's plan.
**[19:52] Sigma**
This is the Hunting Dogs' combat power...
**[19:55] Sigma**
This is what it means to
be in a different league.
**[19:58] Sigma**
But us nothings have our
own way of fighting!
**[20:06] Dazai**
Why did you choose Sigma
to protect the casino?
**[20:09] Fyodor**
What are you talking about?
**[20:11] Dazai**
Are you really going to play dumb?
**[20:13] Dazai**
I discovered something interesting
when I looked up this Sigma man.
**[20:19] Dazai**
His life began when he was arrested
by European police three years ago.
**[20:25] Dazai**
He has no past.
**[20:28] Dazai**
He's like a novel that starts
halfway through the story.
**[20:33] Dazai**
All I learned was his special ability.
**[20:36] Dazai**
The ability to trade, with anyone he touches,
the information each person wants most.
**[20:41] Dazai**
He used that ability to steal the
location of the page from Chief Taneda,
**[20:46] Dazai**
but you only needed him for that instant.
**[20:50] Dazai**
So why did you leave him
in charge of the casino?
**[20:53] Fyodor**
Why do you think?
**[20:55] Dazai**
I don't think he's even a
terrorist to begin with.
**[21:00] Dazai**
It's said that the Sky Casino was
built following a secret meeting
**[21:03] Dazai**
of the victors of the war thirteen years ago,
**[21:06] Dazai**
but no intelligence organization
had information about it.
**[21:10] Dazai**
That's when I realized: the Sky Casino
wasn't built thirteen years ago.
**[21:17] Dazai**
It was built eight days ago.
**[21:19] Dazai**
It emerged instantaneously, having been written
about on the page eight days ago,
**[21:23] Dazai**
along with thirteen years' worth of history.
**[21:27] Dazai**
I'll go back to my first question.
**[21:29] Dazai**
Why did you assign Sigma to the casino?
**[21:32] Fyodor**
Because he's the most powerful of all.
**[21:35] Dazai**
Powerful?
**[21:36] Fyodor**
Who do you think is the
strongest in the world?
**[21:40] Fyodor**
Gifted?
**[21:41] Fyodor**
Political leaders?
**[21:43] Fyodor**
Nope.
**[21:45] Fyodor**
The most powerful man is the
man who has nothing else.
**[21:51] Fyodor**
Sigma doesn't have a past.
**[21:55] Fyodor**
He has amnesia.
**[22:01] Tachihara**
Sorry, but guns don't work on me.
**[22:05] Security G**
Fall back!
**[22:06] Security G**
Retreat for now!
**[22:10] Tachihara**
Teruko-san!
**[22:12] Tachihara**
Are you all right?
**[22:14] Teruko**
Tachihara...
**[22:16] Teruko**
The heroes of justice are gonna
go save the world wounded.
**[22:21] Teruko**
Don't you think this makes for
quite the exhilarating picture?
**[22:24] Tachihara**
* It's the injury from when*
* she stopped the plane.*
**[22:28] Female Customer A**
What was that noise?
**[22:30] Male Customer A**
The security guards are on the ground.
**[22:31] Tachihara**
Shit...
**[22:33] Wife**
Is something wrong?
**[22:35] Tachihara**
Not to worry.
**[22:37] Tachihara**
I'm with the police.
**[22:39] Tachihara**
We're currently investigating
some terrorists.
**[22:40] Tachihara**
This floor is safe.
**[22:43] Wife**
Oh.
**[22:44] Wife**
I'm glad to hear.
**[22:47] Tachihara**
What?!
**[22:51] Teruko**
Tachihara!
**[22:54] Husband**
Now we don't have to pay for our losses!
**[22:56] Wife**
Honey, wait!
**[22:59] Sigma**
*Attack!*
**[23:00] Sigma**
*I repeat: attack these two on sight.*
**[23:04] Sigma**
*You won't be accused of any crime.*
**[23:06] Sigma**
*Your gambling losses will be erased.*
**[23:09] Sigma**
* You'll earn ten thousand dollars*
* for any injury inflicted on them.*
**[23:11] Sigma**
*One million dollars if you kill them.*
**[23:18] Fyodor**
Unsure of who he was,
Sigma looked for a place to be.
**[23:22] Fyodor**
That place was the casino.
**[23:25] Fyodor**
This is why he'll torch the Hunting Dogs
with hellish tenacity to protect the casino.
**[23:33] Fyodor**
The most terrifying thing of all...
***SIGN*** Next Episode: 50
**[23:36] Fyodor**
is a mediocre man who is desperate.
# 50 - SKYFALL
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***SIGN*** An empty castle
ruled by willful neglect
**[00:02] Sigma**
Attack on sight.
**[00:04] Sigma**
I repeat: attack these two on sight.
**[00:06] Sigma**
Your gambling losses will be erased.
**[00:09] Sigma**
You'll earn ten thousand dollars
for any injury inflicted on them.
**[00:11] Sigma**
One million dollars if you kill them.
**[00:15] Teruko**
You assholes must *really* want to die.
**[00:20] Tachihara**
*Oh, no.*
**[01:53] Teruko**
Tachihara.
**[01:54] Tachihara**
Yes, sir.
**[01:55] Teruko**
We, police, must never hurt
civilians, no matter what.
**[01:59] Teruko**
And we will achieve our objectives.
**[02:01] Tachihara**
Yes, sir!
**[02:14] Customer A**
'Ey, old lady.
**[02:15] Old Lady**
Eh?
**[02:17] Customer A**
Did two people pass through here?
**[02:18] Old Lady**
Huh?
**[02:20] Customer B**
Hey!
**[02:22] Customer B**
Take a look at this.
**[02:25] Customer A**
They went to the lower deck!
**[02:27] Customer A**
Hurry!
**[02:28] Customer A**
They're downstairs!
**[02:30] Customer B**
Let our friends know downstairs.
**[02:31] Customer C; D**
Right.
**[02:34] Customer**
The enemy's downstairs!
**[02:36] Customer**
The bounty's mine!
**[02:46] Security A**
What do you want, old woman?
**[02:47] Security A**
You aren't allowed here.
**[02:49] Old Lady**
Oh, really?
**[02:52] Old Lady**
Are we getting simmered
flounder for dinner tonight?
**[02:55] Security A**
What are you doing all the way down here?
**[02:57] Old Lady**
Oh, what was it again...?
**[03:00] Old Lady**
Ah, I remember!
**[03:03] Old Lady**
I remember now!
**[03:11] Teruko**
I came to beat the shit out
of you wretched criminals.
**[03:14] Tachihara**
Um...
**[03:17] Tachihara**
Can I get out, now?
**[03:21] Teruko**
You ought to come to the
next company party like that.
**[03:24] Tachihara**
Please, no!
**[03:29] Teruko**
My ability allows me to control age.
**[03:33] Teruko**
Now, I'll ask before you
become hard of hearing.
**[03:36] Teruko**
How do I take control of the
central control terminal ahead?
**[03:41] Teruko**
Don't worry. I won't kill you.
**[03:44] Teruko**
I'll stop right around when
you start severe joint pains.
**[03:48] Tachihara**
* That's the most feared ability*
* in the Hunting Dogs.*
**[03:52] Tachihara**
* Even the toughest of men can stand being*
* tortured after being made elderly or infant.*
**[04:01] Security B**
The terminal has to be reset with a key.
**[04:07] Security B**
The manager has the only one.
**[04:11] Teruko**
Good.
**[04:14] Teruko**
There'll be more security here soon.
**[04:16] Teruko**
It'll be your job to stop them.
**[04:19] Teruko**
What about you?
**[04:22] Tachihara**
I'll take the king's head.
***SIGN*** Episode 50
**[04:25] Dazai**
Sigma's powerful because he has no memories?
**[04:28] Dazai**
That waitress at the shop would
be the strongest ever, then.
**[04:31] Dazai**
She always forgets my orders.
**[04:34] Dazai**
No matter how committed Sigma is,
**[04:37] Dazai**
the Hunting Dogs are in a
totally different league.
**[04:40] Fyodor**
League?
**[04:42] Fyodor**
It's not just the Hunting Dogs
that are in a separate league.
**[04:45] Fyodor**
Even you and I are in a far
lower league than Sigma.
**[04:50] Fyodor**
Sorrowful music runs through Sigma's veins.
**[04:54] Fyodor**
His alienation is absolute.
**[04:57] Fyodor**
The Sky Casino is the only thing
that shares that with him.
**[05:01] Fyodor**
He can't afford to lose it.
**[05:04] Dazai**
No...
**[05:05] Fyodor**
That's right.
**[05:06] Fyodor**
Sigma was born three years ago when
he was written into the book.
**[05:11] Fyodor**
Just like that, out of nothing.
**[05:14] Dazai**
Impossible.
**[05:15] Dazai**
Can such a thing really be called human?
**[05:21] (Flashback) Fyodor**
Would you not like a home?
**[05:24] Fyodor**
He gave himself a name.
**[05:27] Fyodor**
"Sigma."
**[05:29] Fyodor**
He finally has just one place
to call home: the Sky Casino.
**[05:35] Teruko**
Good day, mister manager.
**[05:38] Teruko**
Are you ready to surrender?
**[05:42] Sigma**
I'm not.
**[05:44] Sigma**
I never could be.
**[05:45] Teruko**
Don't expect me to give you much time.
**[05:48] Teruko**
I'm about to destroy that communication
device and save the world, after all.
**[05:54] Sigma**
This device is a mere terminal.
**[05:57] Sigma**
The trigger signal cannot be stopped
without this key to override it.
**[06:02] Teruko**
I thought so.
**[06:04] Teruko**
All right, then.
**[06:06] Sigma**
Don't get me wrong.
**[06:07] Sigma**
I'll give you the key.
**[06:11] Sigma**
* To be honest, I wanted to*
* just run away in tears.*
**[06:16] Sigma**
* But if I don't stop the Hunting Dogs,*
* the casino will be ruined.*
**[06:20] Sigma**
* The enemy is the strongest*
* special force in the country.*
**[06:23] Sigma**
*And I'm just an ordinary man.*
**[06:26] Sigma**
But...
**[06:31] Sigma**
Open fire!
**[06:33] Sigma**
*I will prevail!*
**[06:43] Atsushi**
Kyouka-chan!
**[06:45] Atsushi**
I hear fighting from the lower decks.
**[06:47] Atsushi**
It's starting.
**[06:48] Atsushi**
It must be the Hunting Dogs.
**[06:50] Atsushi**
* They've gotten here a lot*
* sooner than I expected.*
**[06:52] Atsushi**
* We need to join the fight soon,*
* or Dazai-san's plan will be ruined.*
**[06:59] Kyouka**
You ought to be able make it to the
bottom floor using your claws.
**[07:04] Kyouka**
Go, please.
**[07:06] Kyouka**
Leave this to me.
**[07:14] Sigma**
Impossible!
**[07:15] Sigma**
She's deflecting them with her bare hands?!
**[07:17] Sigma**
* No, not even the Hunting Dogs could*
* hold up against this for long.*
**[07:27] Sigma**
What?!
**[07:28] Sigma**
*Cooking knives?!*
**[07:30] Sigma**
*She must have stolen them from the kitchen!*
**[07:33] Sigma**
I'm not done yet!
**[07:34] Sigma**
I can start up another turret!
**[07:38] Teruko**
Forget it.
**[07:40] Teruko**
You never had a chance to begin with.
**[07:43] Sigma**
You're right.
**[07:45] Sigma**
As you can see, I'm not much of a man.
**[07:49] Sigma**
But all is according to plan!
**[07:53] Teruko**
*A directed resonance gun!*
**[08:00] Sigma**
I doubt you can lift a finger.
**[08:02] Sigma**
The acoustic waves are entering through your
ears and creating bubbles inside your brain.
**[08:07] Sigma**
And this one's been modified
to be five time as powerful.
**[08:10] Sigma**
See that, Hunting Dog?
**[08:12] Sigma**
This...
**[08:13] Sigma**
All this is the power of my determination!
**[08:19] Sigma**
Impossible!
**[08:21] Sigma**
How can you stand?!
**[08:23] Sigma**
This output level would wear down
even a Hunting Dog's brain!
**[08:27] Teruko**
The power of your determination, you say?
**[08:30] Teruko**
Then, let me ask...
**[08:32] Teruko**
Why do you think you're the only one
**[08:38] Teruko**
who has determination?!
**[08:41] Sigma**
*The injury in her ear...*
**[08:43] Sigma**
*It can't be...*
**[08:44] Sigma**
* Did she destroy her own ear canal to*
* stop the sound from infiltrating her?!*
**[08:50] Teruko**
I have a story for you.
**[08:53] Teruko**
The Hunting Dogs' superhuman physical prowess
**[08:56] Teruko**
is the result of surgery carried out
by doctors with special abilities.
**[08:59] Teruko**
But the inhuman nature of the
surgeries made them such that,
**[09:02] Teruko**
if we miss even one of the monthly follow-up
surgeries, our flesh rots and we die.
**[09:07] Sigma**
Why would you go so far?
**[09:10] Teruko**
We are the manifestation
of this country's order.
**[09:13] Teruko**
Without order, those who thrive through
violence would conquer the people.
**[09:18] Teruko**
I will *not* tolerate such a vile world.
**[09:21] Teruko**
Thus, the Hunting Dogs
employ maximum violence.
**[09:25] Teruko**
As slaves of society, we will not spare
even our own selves from order's flame!
**[09:34] Teruko**
This is your final warning.
**[09:36] Teruko**
Surrender.
**[09:38] Sigma**
I refuse.
**[09:39] Sigma**
There's no wall that even a mediocre man
can't overcome, with enough desperation.
**[09:43] Teruko**
You're right.
**[09:44] Teruko**
The desperation of a mediocre
man is indeed terrifying.
**[09:47] Teruko**
But what is there beyond that?
**[09:50] Teruko**
Do you not understand?
**[09:52] Teruko**
Beyond the wall that a mediocre
man overcomes with desperation
**[09:55] Teruko**
is a battle against a genius
who is equally desperate.
**[09:59] Teruko**
A battle where desperation
holds no relative value.
**[10:03] Teruko**
Welcome to our world.
**[10:10] Sigma**
I understand it well.
**[10:12] Sigma**
I don't stand a chance.
**[10:15] Sigma**
Both the casino and I are doomed.
**[10:17] Sigma**
Then I will save at least one!
**[10:21] Teruko**
*What?!*
**[10:23] Teruko**
* Is he going to die with me*
* to protect the casino?!*
**[10:34] Sigma**
You aren't getting away!
**[10:35] Teruko**
* Where does this man get*
* so much strength from?*
**[10:39] Teruko**
*I can't catch him alive.*
**[11:00] Atsushi**
Be careful.
**[11:04] Atsushi**
We're at the casino's foundation,
above the power box.
**[11:08] Atsushi**
If you fall again, you're done.
**[11:10] Sigma**
You're with the Detective Agency.
**[11:13] Sigma**
Why did you save me?
**[11:14] Atsushi**
Why? Why else?
**[11:17] Atsushi**
The only way we can save the
Agency is to obtain the page.
**[11:21] Atsushi**
And you know where it is.
**[11:24] Sigma**
Even if I did, do you
think I would tell you?
**[11:27] Atsushi**
I do.
***SIGN*** Sakaguchi Ango
**[11:30] Ango**
* Using my ability, I can read*
* the page's location from your mind.*
**[11:35] Sigma**
*It's the man from Special Ops!*
**[11:38] Sigma**
Sorry, but I've already taken measures
to protect against your ability.
**[11:41] Ango**
* Then we'll simply have to hurt*
* you until you want to talk.*
**[11:46] Ango**
*You're the man who stabbed Chief Taneda.*
**[11:48] Ango**
*I have no intention*
**[11:50] Ango**
of showing mercy.
**[11:53] Sigma**
I didn't intend to stab him.
**[11:55] Sigma**
I only wanted to threaten him.
**[11:59] Sigma**
Ask whatever you want.
**[12:01] Sigma**
I can't do this anymore.
**[12:03] Sigma**
In the end, I never even
found my reason for being.
**[12:11] Ango**
*Atsushi-kun, this is the final mission.*
**[12:14] Ango**
*Please deliver Sigma to the surface.*
**[12:16] Atsushi**
Understood.
**[12:22] Atsushi**
No way!
**[12:23] Atsushi**
*Here?*
**[12:25] Atsushi**
*Is this the moment you choose, Fyodor?*
**[12:34] Ango**
*Atsushi-kun, be careful!*
**[12:37] Ango**
*He's going to kill you to save his own!*
**[12:41] Nathaniel**
Guilty.
**[12:53] Atsushi**
Sigma-san! Be strong!
**[12:55] Sigma**
It's fine.
**[12:57] Sigma**
I had a feeling it would end like this.
**[13:03] Nathaniel**
Atone for your sins.
**[13:18] Sigma**
Let me go. You'll die, too.
**[13:21] Atsushi**
No!
**[13:23] Atsushi**
You never knew your reason for being?
**[13:26] Atsushi**
Those are words that can never
be a person's last! It's wrong!
**[13:34] Sigma**
You're a kind man.
**[13:38] Sigma**
But it's fine.
**[13:39] Atsushi**
No!
**[13:40] Sigma**
I've done all I can as an ordinary man.
**[13:51] Ango**
*Lucy-san, please look down.*
**[13:54] Lucy**
What?
**[13:55] Ango**
*Now!*
**[13:58] Lucy**
It's him!
**[13:59] Ango**
* Please throw him a rope or*
* something he can grab onto.*
**[14:02] Lucy**
I don't have anything.
**[14:04] Ango**
*But...*
**[14:05] Lucy**
No, I have a way, though.
**[14:09] Lucy**
You'd better gather my
bones if I fall, though.
**[14:12] Lucy**
Atsushi!
**[14:17] Lucy**
Transport!
**[14:25] Atsushi**
Ow, ow...
**[14:29] Lucy**
Looks like we made it.
**[14:31] Atsushi**
Thanks.
**[14:32] Atsushi**
You saved me—
**[14:33] Atsushi**
Look out!
**[14:39] Atsushi**
How did he get in here?
**[14:42] Atsushi**
*A thin string of blood.*
**[14:44] Atsushi**
* He must have tied this to me so*
* he would be transported with us.*
**[14:49] Atsushi**
*This is bad.*
**[14:51] Lucy**
No, it's over.
**[14:52] Lucy**
Welcome to my kingdom.
**[15:01] Lucy**
As long as you're in this room,
you can't hurt Anne.
**[15:14] Lucy**
Yes! I finally captured him!
**[15:17] Lucy**
We win!
**[15:18] Ango**
*No. We've lost.*
**[15:21] Ango**
*We've let Sigma die.*
**[15:23] Ango**
*We no longer have a way to locate the page.*
**[15:27] Ango**
*Worse...*
**[15:28] Ango**
* The Hunting Dogs have seen*
* you work to save Sigma.*
**[15:33] Ango**
* They will perceive that as the*
* Agency cooperating with fellow terrorists.*
**[15:38] Ango**
* I'm afraid this was all*
* according to Fyodor's plan.*
**[15:43] Ango**
We've lost.
**[15:47] Dazai**
You're unbelievable.
**[15:49] Fyodor**
I haven't done anything.
**[15:52] Fyodor**
I simply sat here and prayed.
**[15:55] Fyodor**
Prayers alway reaches God.
**[15:58] Dazai**
So even the coin bombs were a decoy.
**[16:01] Dazai**
Just a means to draw the Hunting Dogs
and the Detective Agency to the casino.
**[16:06] Dazai**
Why?
**[16:10] Fyodor**
It's more beautiful that way, is it not?
**[16:14] Tachihara**
Gotta gain information on the terrorists.
**[16:19] Tachihara**
What is this?
**[16:27] Atsushi**
* I will share the truth of the case with you,*
* in hopes that you are a sensible person.*
**[16:32] Tachihara**
The Detective Agency!
**[16:33] Atsushi**
* The masterminds behind the terrorist attacks*
* are the five Gifteds, the Decay of the Angels.*
**[16:38] Atsushi**
* They've stolen a device known as*
* "the page" that amends reality.*
**[16:42] Atsushi**
* They've smeared the*
* Detective Agency with their crime, and—*
**[16:45] Fyodor**
I suppose you've been spreading
a web of conspiracies yourself.
**[16:50] Fyodor**
But God prefers perfection and harmony.
**[16:54] Fyodor**
Thus, in accordance with God's will,
I added a particular line to the page.
**[17:03] Teruko**
*Tachihara, have you found anything?*
**[17:05] Atsushi**
*And as the final stage of their plan,*
**[17:08] Atsushi**
* they intend to write the demise*
* of the state onto the page.*
**[17:12] Atsushi**
* That is the full story of the*
* worldwide terrorism attack, and...*
**[17:14] Teruko**
*Tachihara, what's the matter?*
**[17:16] Tachihara**
No. Nothing.
**[17:18] Tachihara**
Just more false information meant
to throw off the investigation.
**[17:23] Dazai**
A modification to ensure they don't believe
in the Detective Agency's innocence?
**[17:27] Fyodor**
Yes.
**[17:27] Fyodor**
All law enforcement and investigative
bodies that happen upon evidence
**[17:32] Fyodor**
of the Detective Agency's entrapment
will dismiss it without consideration.
**[17:38] Fyodor**
That's what I wrote in the page.
**[17:41] Fyodor**
In other words, the plot to get the Hunting Dogs
on your side was futile to begin with.
**[17:48] Tachihara**
Infiltrate the Port Mafia again?!
**[17:51] Teruko**
*Yep.*
**[17:52] Teruko**
*I've gotten in touch with the surface.*
**[17:55] Teruko**
The Detective Agency has thoroughly
crossed a line with the coin bombs.
**[17:59] Teruko**
This is no longer a state's criminal matter.
**[18:03] Teruko**
The whole world's going to be on their ass.
**[18:06] Teruko**
* Which means we have to be*
* the ones to catch them.*
**[18:10] Teruko**
*Tachihara, infiltrate the Mafia once more*
**[18:13] Teruko**
* and find out where the last two*
* Detective Agency members have run off to.*
**[18:21] Teruko**
*Are you reluctant?*
**[18:23] Tachihara**
No.
**[18:24] Tachihara**
It's just that, these days, I get strangely
annoyed dealing with the Mafia.
**[18:30] Teruko**
You?
**[18:32] Teruko**
You're practically born to do undercover
investigations, with your special ability.
**[18:37] Teruko**
You did it when you eliminated the Mafia
members who were aiding the Detective Agency.
**[18:45] Tachihara**
I...
**[18:51] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
Tachihara. You made it.
**[18:54] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
I heard you were stabbed in the gut.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Tachihara**
It wasn't as bad as I thought.
**[18:59] (Flashback) Gin**
The same as us, then.
**[19:01] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
Yeah.
**[19:02] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
Despite my spectacular bloodshed,
the wounds were rather shallow.
**[19:06] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
It was as though the attack was an act.
**[19:11] (Flashback) Tachihara**
What's the point if we're both alive
because we were going easy on each other?
**[19:16] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
Y-You bastard!
**[19:20] (Flashback) Tachihara**
Hey, old man...
**[19:22] (Flashback) Tachihara**
Do you think I'm cut out for the Port Mafia?
**[19:38] Dazai**
You don't know anything about God, do you?
**[19:43] Fyodor**
I'm listening.
**[19:45] Dazai**
Perfection and harmony?
**[19:47] Dazai**
God cares more about your
pores than he does that.
**[19:52] Dazai**
He's famous for his
coincidences and absurdism.
**[19:55] Dazai**
I've seen it countless times.
**[19:58] Dazai**
No matter how masterfully you devise
your schemes, where we are is here.
**[20:05] Dazai**
A prison at the ends of the earth.
**[20:07] Dazai**
The ones that run the world are,
in fact, the ones who howl,
**[20:12] Dazai**
run, and shed blood in incidental storms.
**[20:16] Dazai**
You and I are powerless in the
face of their intense spirits.
**[20:23] Dazai**
Do you know what that means?
**[20:26] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
Tachihara, you are mafia among mafia.
***SIGN*** Tachihara,
***SIGN*** you are mafia among mafia.
**[20:32] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
Your rashness, your hotheadedness,
your reckless valor...
**[20:37] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
You're a model for the
rest of the Port Mafia.
**[20:42] Tachihara**
*Why am I feeling this way?*
**[20:45] Tachihara**
* I infiltrated the Port Mafia to*
* take revenge for my brother...*
**[20:50] Tachihara**
*No...*
***SIGN*** No...
**[20:51] Tachihara**
*That's an excuse.*
***SIGN*** That's an excuse.
**[20:53] Tachihara**
*I wanted to become someone...*
**[20:57] Tachihara**
* Someone who was neither my brilliant*
* brother or his opposite.*
**[21:00] Tachihara**
*That's why I spared the doctor...*
**[21:16] (Flashback) Yosano**
Tachihara.
**[21:22] (Flashback) Yosano**
I'm sorry about your brother.
**[21:27] Tachihara**
*The freaking Detective Agency...*
**[21:29] Tachihara**
*Vicious terrorists...*
**[21:32] Tachihara**
*What the hell is wrong with these people?*
**[21:35] (Flashback) Ougai**
The Detective Agency will not relent.
**[21:38] (Flashback) Ougai**
If it'll prove the organization's innocence,
they'll abandon their lives.
**[21:43] (Flashback) Ougai**
A guilty verdict would not stand against
them when they forfeit their lives.
**[21:47] (Flashback) Ougai**
They have only an innocent verdict or death.
**[21:50] (Flashback) Ougai**
The world is already
convinced of their guilt.
**[21:53] (Flashback) Ougai**
But I'm not so.
**[21:57] Tachihara**
*At the very least,*
**[21:59] Tachihara**
* the boss has believed the Detective Agency*
* to be innocent from the beginning.*
**[22:02] Tachihara**
* I can't imagine he'd ever trust the Detective*
* Agency on gut feeling or out of sympathy.*
**[22:08] (Flashback) Tachihara**
Hey, you guys...
**[22:10] (Flashback) Tachihara**
What do you think of the Detective Agency?
**[22:12] (Flashback) Tachihara**
Do you think they're actually terrorists?
**[22:16] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
Did you hurt your head
or something, Tachihara?
**[22:19] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
The truth about the Port Mafia
ought to be obvious to anyone.
**[22:24] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
Right, Gin?
**[22:25] (Flashback) Gin**
Yes.
**[22:26] (Flashback) Gin**
It isn't even worth considering.
**[22:29] (Flashback) Gin**
The Detective Agency aren't terrorists.
**[22:31] (Flashback) Gin**
It's preposterous.
**[22:33] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
Tachihara, if you're Port Mafia,
it ought to be obvious to you, too.
**[22:40] Tachihara**
*Of course.*
**[22:42] Tachihara**
*The answer is crystal clear.*
***SIGN*** Fyodor: "All law enforcement and investigative bodies
***SIGN*** that happen upon evidence of the Detective Agency's
***SIGN*** entrapment will dismiss it without consideration."
**[22:47] Tachihara**
What the hell am I doing?
**[22:51] Tachihara**
There's no way the Armed Detective
Agency are terrorists.
**[22:54] Tachihara**
The government's got the wrong people!
**[22:57] Tachihara**
We have to persuade the government!
**[23:02] Dazai**
You're correct.
**[23:03] Dazai**
Humans are sinful and foolish.
**[23:07] Dazai**
But they aren't quite
as boring as you think.
**[23:23] Sigma**
*There's the point where it ends.*
**[23:27] Sigma**
*What's that?*
**[23:33] Nikolai**
A'ight, time for some resurrection magic!
**[23:37] Nikolai**
Oh, so fun!
# Season 5
# 51 - The Strongest Man
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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**[00:00] [SONG] Text**
A peaceful existence——
**[00:06] Customer**
The usual.
**[00:08] Truck Owner**
Sure thing.
**[00:09] Truck Owner**
One taco roll.
**[00:11] Truck Owner**
Don't you ever get bored of that?
**[00:14] Customer**
And you always breathe the same air.
**[00:17] Customer**
Have you ever gotten bored of it?
**[00:21] Customer**
Here.
**[00:21] Customer**
Seven-fifty.
**[00:30] Caster**
*Europol has announced that the explosion*
**[00:32] Caster**
* was caused by a malfunctioning*
* remote detonation device.*
**[00:35] Caster**
* The counterfeit coins implicated in the*
* explosion are thought to be the same*
**[00:37] Caster**
* as the ones discovered following the*
* discovery of the Sky Casino terror plot.*
**[00:40] Jouno**
What a tragedy.
**[00:42] Jouno**
Do you happen to have any thoughts?
**[00:44] Kunikida**
Only that I agree.
**[00:46] Jouno**
It was the doing of terrorists like you.
**[00:49] Kunikida**
The Detective Agency is innocent.
**[00:52] Jouno**
Oh, fine.
**[00:54] Jouno**
I've brought a pear.
**[00:56] Kunikida**
Are you giving it to me?
**[00:58] Jouno**
Of course not.
**[01:00] Jouno**
It might not seem like it,
but I admire you.
**[01:05] Jouno**
That day, when you were about
to blow yourself up mid-air,
**[01:08] Jouno**
you grabbed Tetchou-san
and used him as a shield
**[01:11] Jouno**
to protect yourself from
the grenade explosion.
**[01:16] Jouno**
Without that, not even our gifted
doctors could have saved you.
**[01:22] Jouno**
Your talent is worthy of praise.
**[01:24] Jouno**
So...
**[01:26] Jouno**
I've come up with a way to have
you alone deemed innocent.
**[01:29] Jouno**
Kunikida-san, would you like
to join the Hunting Dogs?
**[01:32] Kunikida**
What?
**[01:33] Jouno**
Join us in hunting down and arresting
the Armed Detective Agency.
**[01:37] Jouno**
That's the price for your freedom.
**[01:40] Jouno**
Given that you'd need routine surgery
each month in order to stay alive,
**[01:43] Jouno**
you'd have no choice but to remain loyal.
**[01:45] Kunikida**
Leave.
**[01:46] Kunikida**
Do you think I'd betray the Agency?
**[01:48] Jouno**
Unless you accept this offer and the surgery,
**[01:51] Jouno**
you will lose not just your ideals
but all of your special abilities.
**[01:57] Kunikida**
My abilities?
**[01:58] Jouno**
Your notebook.
**[02:00] Jouno**
How would you write without
either of your hands?
***SIGN*** Harukawa 35 Asagiri Kafka
**[03:34] Lucy**
So...
**[03:35] Lucy**
What are you gonna do now?
**[03:39] Atsushi**
* We have to get the page by*
* the day of the full moon.*
**[03:41] Atsushi**
*That's the only way out of this.*
**[03:44] Atsushi**
*But with Sigma dead, we have no leads.*
**[03:48] Atsushi**
*If only we had the rest of the Detective Agency...*
**[03:51] Atsushi**
*This wouldn't have been a big deal.*
**[03:52] Dazai**
Don't be clingy.
**[03:54] Dazai**
Find a way with the strength you have now.
**[04:04] Atsushi**
Let's look for more clues.
**[04:07] Atsushi**
We might have missed something.
**[04:10] Atsushi**
I'm sure if we work together,
**[04:13] Atsushi**
we'll find some new...
**[04:19] Ango**
Atsushi-kun!
**[04:22] Jouno**
Now, then, I'll be off.
**[04:26] Jouno**
I'm sure you'll need some
time to consider my offer.
**[04:30] Jouno**
Oh, right.
**[04:33] Jouno**
The doctor's execution has
been scheduled for today.
**[04:37] Jouno**
That goes to show that your "ideals" of
protecting your own kind amount to nothing.
**[04:44] Jouno**
Isn't it about time?
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[05:19] Nikolai**
You're awake.
**[05:22] Sigma**
Nikolai!
**[05:25] Sigma**
Why are you here?
**[05:27] Nikolai**
You're amazing!
**[05:29] Nikolai**
Look at how shocked you are.
**[05:31] Nikolai**
Amazingly...
**[05:34] Nikolai**
plain.
**[05:37] Sigma**
I fell from the Sky Casino...
**[05:40] Sigma**
And I don't have a single scratch.
**[05:42] Nikolai**
It's actually a simple magic trick.
**[05:46] Nikolai**
I used my spatial splicing ability
to catch you on your way down
**[05:49] Nikolai**
and spit you out in the opposite direction.
**[05:51] Nikolai**
I kept doing that until
you gradually lost speed.
**[05:53] Nikolai**
I'm also using my ability to loop
your blood back into your body.
**[05:59] Nikolai**
I practically got blood
out of a stone for you!
**[06:03] Nikolai**
Get it?
**[06:04] Sigma**
I'm certain Fyodor was the one
who ordered the hit on me.
**[06:08] Sigma**
Why would you save me?
**[06:11] Sigma**
I thought you died in the hostage incident.
**[06:14] Nikolai**
Why don't you just ask me?
**[06:16] Nikolai**
I'm right here, after all.
**[06:20] Sigma**
How did you survive?
**[06:21] Nikolai**
Aww, shucks, I don't know.
**[06:24] Nikolai**
Who asks a magician to reveal his tricks?
**[06:27] Nikolai**
That's, like, so rude, y'know?
**[06:31] Nikolai**
Nah, I kid.
**[06:32] Nikolai**
It's a simple trick.
**[06:34] Nikolai**
I used my spatial splicing ability to make
a gap and connect it with another torso.
**[06:38] Nikolai**
All the chainsaw did was split that space.
**[06:41] Sigma**
I still don't get it.
**[06:43] Nikolai**
If you ever see a magician die
with their arms and legs tied up,
**[06:46] Nikolai**
you have to question the trick.
**[06:47] Sigma**
No.
**[06:49] Sigma**
You're definitely an elite
Gifted for whom anything goes.
**[06:54] Sigma**
But that's not what I'm surprised about.
**[06:57] Sigma**
In the plan, you were *supposed* to die.
**[07:00] Sigma**
All in order to erase the
real culprit from the scene
**[07:02] Sigma**
and force the Agency to go on the run.
**[07:07] Sigma**
You agreed to that plan when you joined.
**[07:10] Nikolai**
You're absolutely right.
**[07:12] Nikolai**
I was, in fact, intent on dying.
**[07:15] Nikolai**
So that I could prove the
existence of true free will.
**[07:19] Nikolai**
I didn't expect anyone else
to understand that motive.
**[07:24] Nikolai**
Alas...
**[07:27] (Flashback) Fyodor**
Fantastic.
**[07:29] (Flashback) Fyodor**
You resist God and fight to lose yourself.
**[07:37] Nikolai**
I was awestruck.
**[07:38] Nikolai**
He saw the truth.
**[07:41] Nikolai**
Fyodor is the only person who
understands me. My only friend.
**[07:46] Nikolai**
That's what I thought.
**[07:49] Nikolai**
And that's when I realized:
**[07:51] Nikolai**
If I killed this friend of mine, we would
be free even from the grip of our emotions.
**[07:58] Nikolai**
I could prove that I'm a truly free bird.
**[08:02] Sigma**
*This man...*
**[08:04] Nikolai**
I'll kill Fyodor-kun.
**[08:07] Nikolai**
For that, I'd like you to use your ability
to determine what his special ability is.
**[08:18] Lucy**
He won't come to.
**[08:21] Ango**
* The only cause I can think of is*
* the empowered bullet that hit him.*
**[08:28] Ango**
* In which case, this is a*
* part of Fyodor's scheme.*
**[08:32] Ango**
*What might they do in this situation?*
**[08:36] Ango**
* Threaten us using the virus special ability,*
* as they did during the cannibalism?*
**[08:38] Ango**
*In other words, Atsushi would be a hostage.*
**[08:41] Ango**
* If we hunt down the mastermind,*
* he would die.*
**[08:46] Ango**
* But if we don't stop the terrorism,*
* millions will die.*
**[08:49] Ango**
* As a member of the*
* Special Operations Division,*
**[08:51] Ango**
* the security of this nation*
* is my top priority.*
**[08:54] Ango**
*But it isn't for these two.*
**[08:57] Ango**
* If they were forced to choose,*
* they would choose Atsushi-kun.*
**[09:01] Ango**
*I wouldn't stand a chance in a fight.*
**[09:10] Ango**
Atsushi-kun!
**[09:13] Atsushi**
Ango-san...
**[09:15] Atsushi**
I know where the page is.
**[09:22] Ango**
Sigma told you where the page is?
**[09:24] Atsushi**
Yes.
**[09:25] Atsushi**
With his special ability.
**[09:27] Atsushi**
I think it happened when he grabbed my hand.
**[09:30] Ango**
Why?
**[09:31] Atsushi**
I don't know.
**[09:33] Atsushi**
*Because he was betrayed by Fyodor?*
**[09:36] Atsushi**
*Or...*
**[09:39] (Flashback) Atsushi**
You never knew your reason for being?
**[09:42] (Flashback) Atsushi**
Those are words that can never
be a person's last! It's wrong!
**[09:47] (Flashback) Sigma**
You're a kind man.
**[09:58] Ango**
I see.
**[10:00] Ango**
That explains why Atsushi-kun collapsed.
**[10:03] Ango**
When inundated with an overwhelming amount
of information through a special ability,
**[10:07] Ango**
the brain sometimes shuts down
consciousness to focus on processing.
**[10:11] Ango**
I've had it happen myself
because of my own abilities.
**[10:16] Kyouka**
So, where's the page?
**[10:19] Atsushi**
The page is currently held by the leader
of the Decay of Angels, Kamui.
**[10:28] Ango**
Kamui?
**[10:35] (Flashback) Jouno**
Isn't it about time?
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[10:43] Kunikida**
Snipers through the window!
**[10:46] Kunikida**
Dammit...
**[10:48] Kunikida**
What?!
**[10:49] Kunikida**
They shot the electronic lock!
**[11:02] Kunikida**
Who the hell are you?
**[11:05] Gas Mask**
Kamui.
**[11:06] Kunikida**
Shit!
**[11:10] Kyouka**
If we defeat him, will it solve the case?
**[11:15] Atsushi**
Let's take him down. Ourselves.
**[11:17] Lucy**
And where is he?
**[11:20] Atsushi**
About that...
**[11:21] Atsushi**
I don't know if it's because
of the amount of information,
**[11:23] Atsushi**
but I can't quite get a
clear picture in my mind.
**[11:25] Atsushi**
Ango-san, is there anything I can do?
**[11:29] Ango**
Let's see...
**[11:31] Ango**
This won't solve the underlying problem,
but an external stimulus can help.
**[11:34] Ango**
For example, some might process their memories
**[11:38] Ango**
in response to being stabbed or punched.
**[11:40] Lucy**
Pain...
**[11:41] Lucy**
Like pinching his cheeks?
**[11:43] Kyouka**
No, breathe on the back of his neck.
**[11:45] Ango**
*These girls are so protective.*
**[11:49] Ango**
How about this, then.
**[11:51] Ango**
First, I'll use my ability to
read Atsushi-kun's information.
**[11:55] Ango**
Then, if you hurt me,
my memories will be organized, and...
**[11:58] Lucy**
That's it!
**[11:59] Lucy**
I'll have Anne throw you against the wall.
**[12:02] Kyouka**
I'll stab you in the calf.
**[12:04] Ango**
* Something about this doesn't*
* sit right with me.*
**[12:06] Lucy**
Slam him against the floor?
**[12:08] Ango**
Jab his eyes.
**[12:09] Lucy**
Fling him around!
**[12:10] Ango**
Kick him.
**[12:16] Atsushi**
*What was that?*
**[12:17] Atsushi**
*Was it bloodlust?*
**[12:19] Atsushi**
*Someone wants to kill me?*
**[12:22] Atsushi**
*I see...*
**[12:23] Atsushi**
*Kamui's information...*
**[12:26] Atsushi**
Ango-san, I know where Kamui-san is!
**[12:29] Atsushi**
He's in the middle of an assassination!
**[12:32] Atsushi**
His target is the Armed Detective Agency.
**[12:35] Atsushi**
He's going to wipe out
each and every member!
***SIGN*** 807 Explosion Site
**[12:53] Military Police A**
What was that?!
**[12:54] Military Police C**
Explosion on the road ahead!
**[12:55] Military Police D**
*It may be an enemy attack.*
**[12:58] Military Police D**
*We'll scout up ahead.*
**[12:59] Military Police D**
*You two watch the rear.*
**[13:01] Military Police A**
Understood.
**[13:03] Military Police A**
We'll be right back.
**[13:04] Military Police A**
Don't try to run.
**[13:10] Military Police A**
There's no telling what could come for us.
**[13:12] Military Police A**
Be on your guard.
**[13:15] Military Police C**
Hey, Sergeant.
**[13:16] Military Police C**
Where's the doctor?
**[13:20] Military Police A**
The doctor's missing...
**[13:22] Military Police A**
Along with the car.
**[13:28] Katai**
Hey, mister guard?
**[13:29] Katai**
I have a life-threatening illness that means
I die if I don't have my electronics.
**[13:33] Katai**
Could I at least have my phone back?
**[13:38] Katai**
No?
**[13:40] Katai**
Oh, fine.
**[13:47] Katai**
I want to help the Armed Detective Agency,
**[13:49] Katai**
but they won't even let me out of my
own home because I'm a former member.
**[13:58] Katai**
It's...
**[13:59] Katai**
A cellular terminal!
**[14:01] Katai**
I can reach the outside!
**[14:13] Man In Black**
Fukuzawa, get out.
**[14:16] Man In Black**
We'll be in charge of your
interrogation going forward.
**[14:19] Man In Black**
Put this on.
**[14:34] Fukuzawa**
I see.
**[14:36] Fukuzawa**
You're going to throw me off
this building to silence me.
**[14:43] Fukuzawa**
I know who you are.
**[14:46] Fukuzawa**
I know you.
**[14:48] Dazai**
The number you're thinking of...
**[14:51] Dazai**
is 381,882, right?
**[14:55] Fyodor**
Correct.
**[14:56] Fyodor**
Your number is...
**[14:59] Fyodor**
790,115?
**[15:02] Dazai**
This sucks.
**[15:03] Dazai**
The number guessing game is too easy.
**[15:06] Fyodor**
Are you all right?
**[15:08] Dazai**
About what?
**[15:09] Fyodor**
I'm worried for the Detective Agency.
**[15:12] Fyodor**
The Detective Agency was
defeated at the Sky Casino.
**[15:15] Fyodor**
Isn't there something you need to be doing?
**[15:19] Dazai**
I'm bored over here.
**[15:21] Dazai**
More so than you.
**[15:23] Dazai**
Keeping an eye on you is about all I can do.
**[15:25] Dazai**
And as long as I'm doing that,
he can move freely.
**[15:29] Fyodor**
Who can?
**[15:31] Dazai**
Isn't it obvious?
**[15:34] Dazai**
The superhuman exceeding even the Gifted.
**[15:37] Dazai**
The strongest man in the Detective Agency.
***SIGN*** Episode 51
The Strongest Man
**[15:43] Rampo**
Boss successfully extracted!
**[15:46] Rampo**
Man, sorry we had to be so rough.
**[15:49] Rampo**
Better than the other members, though.
**[15:52] Fukuzawa**
They're after the others, too, huh?
**[15:55] Rampo**
Kamui's hand was devilishly sharp and swift.
**[15:58] Rampo**
So to save time, I took the liberty of
taking over his assassination plot.
**[16:03] Rampo**
Long story short, the members who
were being targeted are all safe.
**[16:08] Fukuzawa**
But, Rampo... I was told that you
were shot when this all began,
**[16:12] Fukuzawa**
and that you had gone missing.
**[16:14] Rampo**
There's only one possible
reason I'd ever be in danger.
**[16:18] Rampo**
And that's because it's more convenient
for us if the enemy thinks I'm in danger.
**[16:23] Rampo**
During the hostage situation,
**[16:25] Rampo**
I was surrounded by police as
part of the enemy conspiracy.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Rampo**
Whoops, my bad.
**[16:38] (Flashback) Rampo**
By the way, nice cape you've got there.
**[16:40] (Flashback) Rampo**
Lemme borrow it for a bit.
**[16:46] (Flashback) Rampo**
Until I feel like giving it back.
**[16:49] Rampo**
I used the chaos of the initial
investigation to escape their perimeter.
**[16:54] Fukuzawa**
I see.
**[16:57] Fukuzawa**
And then what did you do?
**[16:59] Rampo**
I'm an elite detective.
**[17:01] Rampo**
There's only one thing an
elite detective ever does.
**[17:04] Rampo**
Solve crimes.
**[17:07] Rampo**
I figured out the assassination
plot as part of my investigation,
**[17:11] Rampo**
but to save all of our members,
I needed more time to prepare.
**[17:15] Rampo**
So I decided to rewrite
the enemy's plan instead.
**[17:20] Rampo**
The sniper rifle that was meant
to take out Kunikida
**[17:24] Rampo**
destroyed the electronic lock instead.
**[17:26] Rampo**
I used knockout gas to get Kunikida out.
**[17:35] Rampo**
For Yosano-san's rescue,
I rigged the prison vehicle ahead of time.
**[17:40] Rampo**
I swapped the engine out
with an electric one.
**[17:43] Rampo**
Electric motors make almost no noise.
**[17:46] Rampo**
And as long as it's playing
fake engine noises,
**[17:50] Rampo**
no one notices the engine's
been swapped out.
**[17:53] Rampo**
The attacker had been planning to blow up
the vehicle with a remote-controlled mine.
**[17:56] Rampo**
I took the controller and set it off early.
**[18:03] Rampo**
Of the four soldiers, two were
ordered to investigate ahead,
**[18:07] Rampo**
and the other two stood guard behind.
**[18:09] Rampo**
No one was watching the vehicle.
**[18:12] Rampo**
And then...
**[18:13] Rampo**
I used a mirror to hide
myself and get in the car.
**[18:17] Rampo**
After that,
**[18:19] Rampo**
I turned off the engine noise and
quietly drove away onto a side-road.
**[18:25] Rampo**
That's the trick behind Yosano-san's rescue.
**[18:28] Rampo**
Now, lastly, how we saved Katai...
**[18:31] Rampo**
This one was simple.
**[18:33] Rampo**
I used an accomplice.
**[18:35] Fukuzawa**
An accomplice?
**[18:36] Poe**
Yup!
**[18:37] Poe**
It is I!
**[18:39] Rampo**
We displayed a novel Poe-kun
wrote on the phone screen
**[18:47] Rampo**
and took him into the novel world,
where he would be safe.
**[18:53] Poe**
I was also responsible for the sniping
and for preparing the vehicle.
**[18:56] Poe**
I was a huge asset!
**[18:57] Rampo**
We don't have time for
your gloating right now.
**[18:59] Rampo**
Maybe next time.
**[19:00] Rampo**
So anyway...
**[19:02] Rampo**
Everyone's waiting for the boss' orders.
**[19:05] Fukuzawa**
Then I shall issue an order.
**[19:08] Fukuzawa**
Shut this damn plot down!
**[19:12] Rampo**
That's what I was hoping to hear.
**[19:16] Reporter**
Is anyone going to watch this
stupid press conference?
**[19:19] Reporter's Boss**
It's about the son of the KS Company's
president and his suspected affair.
**[19:23] Reporter's Boss**
It's the talk of the town.
**[19:25] Reporter**
Who gives a damn?
**[19:27] Reporter**
Look at the state of the world!
**[19:30] Reporter**
Reporters around the world are freaking out
**[19:32] Reporter**
about the Armed Detective
Agency's terrorist attack.
**[19:35] Reporter**
The UN even says it's going to create
**[19:37] Reporter**
a counter-terrorism unit
in response to the incident.
**[19:40] Reporter's Boss**
What's your point?
**[19:42] Reporter**
I noticed something.
**[19:44] Reporter**
Of all the ceaseless coverage
of the Detective Agency,
**[19:47] Reporter**
there's one mystery that
they aren't bringing up.
**[19:49] Reporter's Boss**
And what's that?
**[19:50] Reporter**
Their motive.
**[19:52] Reporter**
The biggest mystery.
**[19:53] Reporter**
The reason for their attacks.
**[19:55] Reporter**
We have to get these criminals to fess up,
and bring it to the public!
**[19:58] Reporter**
Isn't that the whole reason
we became journos?!
**[20:06] Rampo**
Hey, do they not serve tea at these events?
**[20:10] Journalist A**
T-T-T...
**[20:12] Journalist A**
Terrorist!
***SIGN*** Municipal Police Headquarters
**[20:15] Chief**
Everyone, check the TV!
**[20:16] Agent A**
A live broadcast?
**[20:18] Agent B**
That's near here!
**[20:19] Agent C**
Why is the suspect doing this?
**[20:21] Agent B**
The doors won't open!
**[20:23] Agent C**
Are we hostages?!
**[20:25] Reporter's Boss**
Come on. Let's get out of here.
**[20:28] Reporter**
What is the reason behind
your terror attacks?!
**[20:31] Rampo**
Excellent question.
**[20:37] Nikolai**
*Huy!*
**[20:39] Nikolai**
*What's upsy-daisy!*
**[20:40] Nikolai**
*So, Armed Detective Agency...*
**[20:44] Rampo**
This is the message was delivered
**[20:46] Rampo**
to the Detective Agency six afternoons ago.
**[20:48] Rampo**
Now, what happened after this?
**[20:51] Rampo**
As I'm sure you're aware...
**[20:54] Rampo**
This happened.
**[21:00] Rampo**
And the Detective Agency,
who was there to help,
**[21:03] Rampo**
was instead made out to be terrorists.
**[21:06] Reporter**
Are you making excuses now?
**[21:08] Reporter's Boss**
Cut it out! He'll kill us!
**[21:11] Reporter**
Or do you have proof that you're innocent?
**[21:13] Rampo**
I have proof.
**[21:14] Rampo**
Right here.
**[21:16] Rampo**
This morning, I sent a copy of this
to every law enforcement agency.
**[21:20] Rampo**
*Fingerprints and hair lifted from the site.*
**[21:23] Rampo**
*Changes in the hostage plans.*
**[21:24] Rampo**
*Transaction records for the chainsaw.*
**[21:27] Rampo**
* Evidence that contradicts the supposition*
* that the Agency was behind the terror attack.*
**[21:32] Rampo**
*And evidence that should exist but doesn't.*
**[21:34] Rampo**
I've documented all of it.
**[21:38] Rampo**
Want one?
**[21:39] Miura**
You! Where's that envelope?!
**[21:42] Employee A**
D-Dunno.
**[21:48] Miura**
Here.
**[21:50] Miura**
Why is it in the garbage unopened?!
**[21:53] Rampo**
The power of the page has made it so that
no one believes in the Agency's innocence.
**[21:58] Reporter**
The page?
**[22:00] Rampo**
The page is a special sheet of paper
that has the ability to amend reality.
**[22:06] Rampo**
Everything written on
that page becomes true.
**[22:09] Rampo**
The actual attackers
have written on the page
**[22:11] Rampo**
"The Armed Detective Agency is behind
the Decay of Angels case."
**[22:16] Rampo**
"Law enforcement organizations"
**[22:18] Rampo**
"do not question the fact that the
Armed Detective Agency is guilty."
**[22:22] Rampo**
The documents are probably
in the trash about now.
**[22:28] Rampo**
Okay, it should be about time now.
**[22:35] Military Police F**
Everyone, hold still!
**[22:42] Rampo**
I'll be off now.
**[22:45] Rampo**
I want to say this to anyone in
the police who are watching:
**[22:48] Rampo**
Don't think about it based
on your "position" or "job."
**[22:51] Rampo**
Think with your soul.
**[22:57] Reporter**
Think? About what?
**[23:00] Rampo**
Twelve years.
**[23:03] Rampo**
In the past twelve years,
I've solved tens of thousands of cases.
**[23:07] Rampo**
There are several officers in
this room whose lives I've saved.
**[23:13] Rampo**
Right?
**[23:16] Rampo**
Think!
**[23:18] Rampo**
If this excellent detective
is a terrorist mastermind,
**[23:21] Rampo**
would he be so stupid as to put
himself on the wanted list?
**[23:27] Rampo**
* Look with your own eyes,*
* and it should be obvious:*
**[23:31] Rampo**
It's actually quite easy to
become an excellent detective.
***SIGN*** Next Episode: Episode 52
***SIGN*** The Answer to Everything
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***SIGN*** Look with your own eyes, and it should be obvious:
**[00:00] Rampo**
Look with your own eyes,
and it should be obvious:
**[00:04] Rampo**
It's actually quite easy to
become an excellent detective.
***SIGN*** It's actually quite easy to become an excellent detective
**[00:23] Miura**
Hurry up, mister so-called
excellent detective!
**[00:24] Miura**
We're getting out of here!
**[00:25] Rampo**
Hey, Minoura-kun.
**[00:27] Rampo**
That took you a while.
**[00:29] Miura**
I hate to admit you predicted all this,
but either way, I'm here to help.
**[00:35] Rampo**
Why?
**[00:38] Miura**
I did what you said.
**[00:40] Miura**
I trusted my soul.
**[00:44] Military Police A**
Surrender!
**[00:45] Military Police A**
You're surrounded!
**[00:48] Military Police A**
Wretched terrorists...
**[00:50] Military Police B**
You're done now.
**[00:52] Miura**
Say, mister excellent detective...
**[00:54] Miura**
You're right. The police
of this nation are idiots.
**[00:58] Miura**
But not all of us.
**[01:05] Military Police A**
What are you doing?!
**[01:06] Military Police B**
We're following our guts!
**[01:09] Military Police C**
Protect the detective!
**[01:14] Miura**
Do you have any idea what you've done?
**[01:16] Miura**
You've split the police force into two!
**[01:19] Rampo**
Yup, that's right.
**[01:21] Rampo**
I split them into the correct police
and the misguided police.
**[01:24] Miura**
So you knew that some number of officers
would trust your righteousness and intellect
**[01:28] Miura**
and throw down their lives for you?
**[01:34] Rampo**
Actually...
**[01:36] Rampo**
I had no way of knowing if they'd believe me.
**[01:43] Miura**
Well, shit.
**[01:45] Miura**
Turns out you're quite the idiot, too.
**[03:26] Rampo**
He's all yours, Kunikida.
**[03:31] Lucy**
Oh, dear. Look how happy he is.
**[03:33] Lucy**
I guess I can't blame him.
**[03:35] Lucy**
He's been struggling all on his own.
**[03:38] Lucy**
You can go in for the hug, too.
**[03:41] Kyouka**
I'm holding back.
**[03:45] Atsushi**
Kunikida-san!
**[03:46] Atsushi**
Your hands!
**[03:47] Yosano**
Relax.
**[03:50] Yosano**
I'll take care of it.
**[03:53] Rampo**
That's the whole point of having
the whole Agency back together.
**[03:58] Kunikida**
Yosano-san is here for us when we're injured.
**[04:00] Kunikida**
Rampo-san is here for us when
we're captured by the enemy.
**[04:03] Kunikida**
This organization, the Detective Agency,
**[04:06] Kunikida**
brings out strengths in us we could
never access on our own.
**[04:09] Rampo**
Right.
**[04:10] Rampo**
The enemy knew that, too,
**[04:12] Rampo**
which is why they caused the incident right
as the Agency members were split up.
**[04:17] Atsushi**
They aren't going to get their
way anymore, though, are they?
**[04:21] Rampo**
It's not over yet.
**[04:24] Rampo**
You two, look for Kenji and Tanizaki.
**[04:27] Yosano**
What will you do?
**[04:29] Rampo**
What do you think?
***SIGN*** Episode 52
***SIGN*** The Answer to Everything
**[04:31] Rampo**
I'm doing the funnest part of the job.
**[04:36] Ambassador A**
Fukuchi-dono!
**[04:38] Ambassador A**
On behalf of the United Nations,
I'm begging you...
**[04:42] Ambassador A**
Please help us build our
counter-terrorism organization.
**[04:49] Chairperson**
Why won't he say anything?
**[04:52] Ambassador A**
Is he offended by our disrespectful request?
***SIGN*** Blorgh
**[05:03] Ambassador A**
A hangover?
**[05:05] Tetchou**
Indeed.
**[05:06] Tetchou**
Last night, he opened two bottles of Tyrant,
and then proceeded to go barhopping.
**[05:12] Tetchou**
If not for the tamagozake I prepared for him,
**[05:15] Tetchou**
he would have been unable to speak,
let alone attend.
**[05:20] Fukuchi**
To be honest, I think half of my nausea
is because of that tamagozake.
**[05:26] Fukuchi**
What kind of egg did you make it with, anyway?
**[05:28] Tetchou**
Frog eggs.
***SIGN*** Blorf
**[05:35] Fukuchi**
Holy smokes, that was rough.
**[05:38] Fukuchi**
I was seeing an entire
galaxy's worth of stars.
**[05:41] Fukuchi**
Oh, please, have a seat.
**[05:44] Chairperson**
Fukuchi-dono, have you had a chance to
consider the matter we contacted you about?
**[05:51] Fukuchi**
The establishment of a
counter-terrorism organization?
**[05:54] Chairperson**
Fukuchi-dono, when do you
suppose a life ends?
**[05:59] Chairperson**
It's when it becomes unable
to adapt to change.
**[06:03] Chairperson**
Like the dinosaurs who were wiped out by the
climate change caused by a meteorite impact,
**[06:08] Chairperson**
the world is on the brink of
being changed by terrorism.
**[06:12] Chairperson**
If your Hunting Dogs hadn't intervened
during the Sky Casino incident,
**[06:17] Chairperson**
the world may well have ended.
**[06:19] Fukuchi**
And?
**[06:21] Chairperson**
We will unite justice throughout the world.
**[06:24] Chairperson**
They will be unaffiliated with any nation.
**[06:26] Chairperson**
They will be free of any baggage.
**[06:29] Chairperson**
A military police force with
the entire planet as its jurisdiction.
**[06:32] Chairperson**
That is what we will create.
**[06:35] Fukuchi**
Dreams are always beautiful, aren't they?
**[06:37] Chairperson**
No, this is no dream.
**[06:40] Chairperson**
We even have a special weapon to that end.
**[06:43] Fukuchi**
A special weapon?
**[06:45] Chairperson**
You.
**[06:47] Chairperson**
You must command that army.
**[06:50] Chairperson**
Let us begin by destroying the
Armed Detective Agency terrorist group.
**[06:55] Fukuchi**
I don't like it.
**[06:56] Chairperson**
H-How so?
**[06:58] Chairperson**
If there's anything you disagree with,
we can readjust.
**[07:02] Fukuchi**
The Detective Agency? Terrorists?
**[07:04] Fukuchi**
Are you still spouting such nonsense?
**[07:07] Fukuchi**
I wouldn't mind taking on the project,
but on one condition.
**[07:11] Fukuchi**
I'll have the priorities of the
investigation changed.
***SIGN*** Standard
Mechanical
Island
**[07:18] Fukuchi**
That concludes my description of the
Supernational Armed Security Force.
**[07:22] Fukuchi**
We are at war.
**[07:24] Fukuchi**
Our war against terrorists
has already begun.
**[07:27] Fukuchi**
I ask for your vote in favor.
**[07:33] Ambassador B**
A borderless counter-terrorist army?
**[07:35] Ambassador C**
Ridiculous.
**[07:36] Ambassador D**
They could never make it work.
**[07:38] Ambassador E**
This is nonsense.
**[07:39] Ambassador F**
Nothing but an excuse to pad the
pockets of military industries.
**[07:42] Ambassador G**
We're better off protecting our own nations.
**[07:50] Chairperson**
Please join me, everyone, in welcoming
the commander of the new organization.
**[08:11] Ambassador C**
No... It can't be.
**[08:13] Ambassador B**
It's really him.
**[08:14] Ambassador D**
The real Fukuchi Ouchi.
**[08:16] Ambassador E**
Such presence!
**[08:18] Ambassador H**
Magnificent!
**[08:19] Ambassador H**
I'm so moved!
**[08:20] Ambassador H**
To think I'd be breathing the
same air as that legend of a man!
**[08:25] Ambassador H**
It's thanks to you that we are all alive.
**[08:27] Ambassador H**
Thanks to the work of the legendary samurai!
**[08:31] [SONG] Text**
Adapted into three films!
**[08:31] [SONG] Text**
Adapted into three films!
**[08:32] Fukuchi**
Those films are heavily dramatized.
**[08:35] Ambassador H**
The people here are all
versed in defense secrets.
**[08:38] Ambassador H**
We are all aware that your service
is more than mere fairy tales.
**[08:43] Ambassador H**
The elimination of hundreds
of thousands of subjects
**[08:46] Ambassador H**
of the werecreature experiments
in the Republic of Kenia.
**[08:49] Ambassador H**
The prevention of the migrant massacre at
the hands of the Amil regime in Africa.
**[08:53] Ambassador H**
And the prevention of the spread of the
vampire contagion in Eastern Europe.
**[08:57] Ambassador H**
Any one of these could have
disrupted the world order.
**[09:03] Ambassador H**
The world owes you more
than it could ever repay.
**[09:08] Fukuchi**
Then may I ask for just
three minutes of your time?
**[09:12] Ambassador H**
Of course.
**[09:14] Ambassador H**
But first...
**[09:15] Ambassador H**
Please autograph this!
**[09:17] Ambassador D**
For me, too!
**[09:18] Ambassador C**
May I take a photo with you?
**[09:24] Fukuchi**
At first, I declined to be involved
**[09:28] Fukuchi**
in establishing a
defense force for humanity,
**[09:33] Fukuchi**
because I was hungover and could hardly
make sense of what was being said to me.
**[09:37] Chairperson**
He wasn't listening?
**[09:40] Fukuchi**
So, why am I standing here now?
**[09:43] Fukuchi**
Partly because the medication from
the pharmacy was so effective.
**[09:49] Fukuchi**
And partly because humanity
will be doomed otherwise.
**[09:57] Fukuchi**
We are already losing.
**[10:00] Fukuchi**
You don't appear to have even
considered the possibility
**[10:03] Fukuchi**
that some of your plentiful wallets are,
in fact, filled with bombs.
**[10:10] Fukuchi**
Our existing frameworks can no longer
protect the safety of the world.
**[10:15] Fukuchi**
Technological progress and the application
of special abilities in crime;
**[10:19] Fukuchi**
these are the two forces bringing
about never-before-seen evil.
**[10:24] Fukuchi**
What will you be doing on the eve of
the world's destruction at the hands
**[10:27] Fukuchi**
of the new-age terrorist organization
that is the Decay of Angels?
**[10:31] Fukuchi**
Will you spend your last
moments enjoying a feast?
**[10:35] Fukuchi**
No!
**[10:36] Fukuchi**
You will resist!
**[10:38] Fukuchi**
The people have chosen you to represent
them because of your abilities!
**[10:43] Fukuchi**
Am I mistaken?
**[10:45] Ambassador B**
He's right.
**[10:47] Ambassador D**
That's right!
**[10:48] Fukuchi**
Terrorism in this new age calls for
a brand new kind of organization.
**[10:53] Fukuchi**
The chairperson has called this organization
the Supernational Armed Security Force.
**[10:58] Fukuchi**
But that's rather, well...
**[11:02] Fukuchi**
Lame.
**[11:04] Fukuchi**
I've already given it another name.
**[11:08] Fukuchi**
The Army of Mankind.
**[11:10] Fukuchi**
A spear against the evils of this world!
**[11:17] Fukuchi**
I look forward to your yes vote
on the coming resolution.
**[11:29] Rampo**
Heya!
**[11:31] Rampo**
I'm that terrorist everyone's talking about.
**[11:38] Rampo**
The phone's right there
if you're gonna report me.
**[11:46] Fukuchi**
Security?
**[11:48] Fukuchi**
Don't let anyone in for
the next five minutes.
**[11:50] Rampo**
Five minutes?
**[11:52] Fukuchi**
That's right.
**[11:53] Fukuchi**
Do you need more time to convince me?
**[11:55] Rampo**
Of course not.
**[11:57] Rampo**
It'll be easy.
**[12:08] Rampo**
It's been a while, huh?
**[12:10] Fukuchi**
You haven't changed at all, boy.
**[12:13] Fukuchi**
You're almost the same as
the first time I met you.
**[12:16] Rampo**
That was at the Detective Agency's
founding ceremony, wasn't it?
**[12:21] Rampo**
That was such a mess.
**[12:23] Rampo**
You came in drunk,
made a huge mess of the venue,
**[12:27] Rampo**
and peed on the brand new Agency banner.
**[12:30] Rampo**
That was...
**[12:31] Fukuchi**
Sorry.
**[12:32] Fukuchi**
I apologize for that.
**[12:34] Rampo**
After that, the president told me...
**[12:37] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Gen'ichiro and I go way back.
**[12:39] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
I trust that man more than anyone.
**[12:43] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
He must be a little lonely,
now that I've found my own path.
**[12:47] Rampo**
That's what he said.
**[12:49] Rampo**
What could I do after the
president told me that?
**[12:55] Rampo**
I came here because the president
asked me to meet you.
**[13:00] Rampo**
The Decay of Angels is intent on
destroying the state in six days.
**[13:04] Rampo**
Before that, we need to defeat their
leader, Kamui, and retrieve the page.
**[13:09] Rampo**
To that end, as the man who has the
whole world on his side, I need your help.
**[13:14] Rampo**
That's why I'm joining forces with you.
**[13:16] Rampo**
That's the only way we can defeat them.
**[13:19] Fukuchi**
I see.
**[13:20] Fukuchi**
I thought it was odd that
you hadn't shown up yet.
**[13:24] Fukuchi**
You were waiting for the
speech today, weren't you?
**[13:27] Rampo**
You can think what you'd like.
**[13:29] Rampo**
Well? What's your answer?
**[13:30] Rampo**
Yes or no?
**[13:33] Fukuchi**
Have you let your self-proclaimed title of
"excellent detective" get to your head?
**[13:39] Fukuchi**
I was expecting you'd have the rhetoric
to sway me at least a little.
**[13:45] Fukuchi**
How are you so certain that I won't
strike you down on the spot,
**[13:48] Fukuchi**
having come armed merely
with a plea to be believed?
**[13:51] Rampo**
I'm not certain at all.
**[13:53] Rampo**
I *could* completely deduce your response,
**[13:58] Rampo**
but I won't.
**[13:59] Rampo**
I could psychologically manipulate
you into cooperating with me,
**[14:05] Rampo**
but I won't.
**[14:06] Rampo**
All I'll do is trust,
**[14:09] Rampo**
because the president said quite simply...
**[14:13] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
I trust Fukuchi.
**[14:16] Rampo**
And nothing else.
**[14:19] Rampo**
You may be guided by justice,
but I'm guided by the president.
**[14:27] Rampo**
That's why I trust you, too.
**[14:37] Fukuchi**
Fukuzawa's found some great men for himself.
**[14:41] Fukuchi**
Well, what's the plan?
***SIGN*** VIP
Guest Ship
Boswellian
**[14:44] Rampo**
First, we leave the island.
**[14:51] Atsushi**
You were able to convince him?
**[14:53] Rampo**
*Of course!*
**[14:55] Rampo**
Are you prepared for the smuggling?
**[14:56] Atsushi**
*As you asked.*
**[14:58] Atsushi**
*There is no surveillance in the area.*
**[15:00] Atsushi**
*We're ready to board.*
**[15:01] Rampo**
All right!
**[15:08] Atsushi**
*That's Fukuchi Ouchi...*
**[15:10] Atsushi**
* The leader of the Hunting Dogs,*
* synonymous with world justice.*
**[15:15] Atsushi**
* The Detective Agency's future hinges*
* on whether he's on our side or not.*
**[15:19] Atsushi**
*We have to be careful not to offend him.*
**[15:25] Rampo**
What's with that sad sit?!
**[15:27] Fukuchi**
We don't want to get caught.
**[15:29] Fukuchi**
Hurry up and hide with us!
**[15:30] Rampo**
No way!
**[15:31] Rampo**
They call you a hero, but you're
just a lame, middle-aged man.
**[15:35] Fukuchi**
The guards on the ship are state
police from all over the world.
**[15:38] Fukuchi**
If they see a criminal,
they'll shoot on sight.
**[15:42] Fukuchi**
Also, don't call me a middle-aged man!
**[15:44] Rampo**
You are middle-aged, though.
**[15:46] Fukuchi**
I'm still young!
**[15:49] Atsushi**
Come on, Rampo-san!
**[15:51] Atsushi**
He's a precious ally!
**[15:53] Atsushi**
Couldn't you be more
careful with your words?
**[15:54] Fukuchi**
It's fine.
**[15:56] Fukuchi**
This boy is just jealous.
**[15:59] Fukuchi**
It's been thirteen years
since the boy met Fukuzawa.
**[16:02] Fukuchi**
That's still not even half the time
Fukuzawa and I have known each other.
**[16:06] Fukuchi**
He's jealous of that fact.
**[16:09] Fukuchi**
He's upset that he can't surpass me.
**[16:12] Rampo**
I don't remember anything about that.
**[16:15] Fukuchi**
With your memory? There's no way.
**[16:18] Rampo**
Also, stop calling me boy!
**[16:20] Fukuchi**
But you're a boy, boy.
**[16:21] Atsushi**
*I've never seen this side of Rampo-san.*
**[16:21] Rampo**
Shut up!
**[16:22] Rampo**
Shut up! Shut up!
**[16:26] Atsushi**
Who is Kamui, this grand mastermind?
**[16:32] Rampo**
Slow down.
**[16:33] Rampo**
This isn't like a murder case, where it's
over as soon as we know who did it.
**[16:39] Rampo**
We have to be cautious.
**[16:40] Atsushi**
But you have that thing, don't you?
**[16:46] Rampo**
Are you trying to get me to show you *this?*
**[16:49] Rampo**
I dunno...
**[16:51] Rampo**
I'm getting thirsty.
**[16:56] Atsushi**
Here.
***SIGN*** Ramune
**[16:57] Atsushi**
This is what you want, right?
***SIGN*** Bribe
**[16:58] Fukuchi**
Do you walk around with that?
**[17:01] Rampo**
Yes.
**[17:02] Rampo**
Whenever I work with Rampo-san.
Just in case.
***SIGN*** Phew!
**[17:06] Rampo**
Oh, all right.
**[17:08] Rampo**
Don't tell the president.
**[17:10] Atsushi**
*Rampo-san's Ultra Deduction!*
**[17:13] Atsushi**
*We'll finally know who Kamui is.*
**[17:17] Rampo**
Special ability...
**[17:18] [SONG] Text**
Ultra Deduction
**[17:19] Rampo**
Ultra Deduction!
**[17:21] [SONG] Text**
Who is Kamui?
**[17:22] Rampo**
*Who is Kamui?*
**[17:25] Rampo**
*Kamui uses Fyodor and Nikolai as his pawns.*
**[17:29] Rampo**
*That takes a capable, charismatic person.*
**[17:33] Rampo**
* Given that they chose the Detective Agency*
* as the victim of the false charge,*
**[17:37] Rampo**
*they have some sort of connection to the Agency.*
**[17:38] Rampo**
*Or they may be directly involved.*
***SIGN*** Kamui made extraordinary profits from the series of terrorist attacks.
**[17:41] Rampo**
Kamui made extraordinary profits
from the series of terrorist attacks.
***SIGN*** One man fits the description.
***SIGN*** His name...
**[17:59] Rampo**
*I have no proof...*
**[18:01] Rampo**
*But it makes sense.*
**[18:02] Rampo**
*But what's his motivation?*
**[18:04] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
He must be a little lonely,
now that I've found my own path.
**[18:09] Rampo**
*I see...*
**[18:11] Rampo**
*So this is your path.*
**[18:17] Rampo**
*What can I do?*
**[18:18] Rampo**
*He's realized that I've realized.*
**[18:21] Rampo**
*I only have a few seconds.*
**[18:30] Atsushi**
Rampo-san?
**[18:34] Atsushi**
A smoke flare?
**[18:41] (Flashback) Rampo**
You may be guided by justice,
but I'm guided by the president.
**[18:46] (Flashback) Rampo**
That's why I trust you, too.
**[18:49] Rampo**
Atsushi...
**[18:52] Rampo**
I'm sorry.
**[18:53] Rampo**
I messed up.
**[19:01] Rampo**
Run, Atsushi!
**[19:02] Rampo**
You don't stand a chance!
**[19:05] Rampo**
* That's the detective novel by Poe-san that*
* Rampo-san keeps on him as an escape route.*
**[19:10] Rampo**
And one more thing...
**[19:12] Rampo**
Kamui's special ability
increases his weapon's...
**[19:24] Fukuchi**
So the boy saw through me.
**[19:27] Fukuchi**
During my time as a military infiltrator,
they used to call me the hundred-faced man.
**[19:33] Fukuchi**
I must be getting old.
**[19:35] Atsushi**
You're Kamui.
**[19:36] Fukuchi**
Something like that.
**[19:38] Fukuchi**
It's not healthy to be taking on
a totally different personality.
**[19:43] Fukuchi**
Though...
**[19:46] Fukuchi**
I only need to keep it
up for another six days.
**[19:48] Atsushi**
Why?!
**[19:49] Atsushi**
You're synonymous with justice.
**[19:51] Atsushi**
Weren't you the president's close friend?
**[19:53] Fukuchi**
Close friend, huh?
**[19:56] Fukuchi**
Yeah. He's my close friend, all right.
**[19:59] Fukuchi**
But Fukuzawa has never
been to a warzone.
**[20:06] Fukuchi**
That's how our paths diverged.
**[20:08] Fukuchi**
Forever.
**[20:12] Fukuchi**
Never mind that. Are you sure, were-boy?
**[20:15] Fukuchi**
The coast guard will side
with me once we dock.
**[20:20] Fukuchi**
You have two options right now:
to fight or to run.
**[20:25] Fukuchi**
Neither will be easy.
**[20:27] Fukuchi**
Now that you know who I am,
I can't let you leave alive.
**[20:32] Fukuchi**
I can at least simplify your
circumstances for you.
**[20:36] Atsushi**
That's...
**[20:37] Fukuchi**
The page.
**[20:39] Fukuchi**
The reality amendment device.
**[20:41] Fukuchi**
The root of all that's happening.
**[20:43] Fukuchi**
Take it from me, and everything
will return to normal.
**[20:46] Fukuchi**
The Agency will be saved.
**[20:50] Fukuchi**
The passengers have caught on.
**[20:52] Fukuchi**
It won't be long before security arrives.
**[20:55] Atsushi**
*What do I do?*
**[20:57] Atsushi**
*If I win, everything will be solved.*
**[20:59] Atsushi**
*But if I lose, Rampo-san and I will die.*
**[21:03] (Flashback) Rampo**
Run, Atsushi!
**[21:05] (Flashback) Rampo**
You don't stand a chance!
**[21:07] Atsushi**
*But even if I run, he'll catch me.*
**[21:10] Atsushi**
*So...*
**[21:13] Atsushi**
*I can only make a way forward by fighting.*
**[21:17] Fukuchi**
You've put on the face of a warrior.
**[21:20] Atsushi**
* More than anything, this man*
* ruined the Detective Agency.*
**[21:23] Atsushi**
*I can't forgive him!*
**[21:24] Fukuchi**
By the way, how will you
fight with that leg?
**[21:31] Atsushi**
*When did he cut it?*
**[21:33] Fukuchi**
Why are you surprised?
**[21:35] Fukuchi**
The boy told you what my ability is.
**[21:40] (Flashback) Rampo**
And one more thing...
**[21:42] (Flashback) Rampo**
Kamui's special ability increases the power
of any weapon he uses a hundredfold.
**[21:48] Fukuchi**
Get up.
**[21:49] Fukuchi**
Compared to the ordeals in my autobiography,
that isn't even a scrape.
**[21:59] Fukuchi**
Ah.
**[22:01] Fukuchi**
The tiger's regenerative ability.
**[22:03] Fukuchi**
I'm impressed.
**[22:05] Fukuchi**
Would your head grow back if I cut it off?
***SIGN*** Fear
**[22:13] Atsushi**
*I'm scared.*
**[22:16] Atsushi**
*I'm not afraid of the enemy.*
**[22:18] Atsushi**
*I'm not afraid of pain.*
***SIGN*** I'm afraid
**[22:23] Atsushi**
*I'm afraid of being alone.*
***SIGN*** of being alone
**[22:27] Atsushi**
*I was always alone in the orphanage.*
**[22:30] Atsushi**
*But now, I'm so afraid of loneliness.*
**[22:35] Atsushi**
The Detective Agency members were separated
because of the Decay of Angels incident.
**[22:39] Atsushi**
I thought I was alone.
**[22:45] Atsushi**
*But Kyouka-chan was beside me.*
**[22:48] Atsushi**
* And then, Francis, Ango-san,*
* and Lucy-chan helped me.*
**[22:55] Atsushi**
*But now, I'm really alone.*
**[22:59] Atsushi**
* Somebody, anybody, please,*
* fight alongside me.*
***SIGN*** Somebody, anybody...
**[23:06] Passenger A**
What's that noise on the
other side of the deck?
**[23:08] Passenger B**
Why is there smoke?
**[23:12] Passenger C**
Let's go.
**[23:13] Passenger D**
We should call security.
**[23:22] Akutagawa**
A smoke flare, huh?
**[23:32] Akutagawa**
The impossible prophecy has come true.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Episode 53
# 53 - HERO VS. CRIMINAL
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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**[00:00] [SONG] Text**
Two days before the Decay of Angels incident...
**[00:15] (Flashback) Dazai**
Heya.
**[00:16] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Dazai-san.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Dazai**
Sorry for dragging you out
here out of the blue,
**[00:20] (Flashback) Dazai**
but we won't have to worry
about surveillance here.
**[00:23] Dazai**
We're the only ones who
know about this place.
**[00:27] Akutagawa**
Indeed.
**[00:28] Akutagawa**
This is where you and I...
**[00:31] Dazai**
I need to ask for a favor.
**[00:34] (Flashback) Dazai**
The world is about to be torn,
**[00:36] (Flashback) Dazai**
and from the fissure a deep,
dark state of chaos will emerge.
**[00:42] (Flashback) Dazai**
When that happens,
I'd like you to be my eyes.
**[00:45] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Your eyes?
**[00:46] (Flashback) Dazai**
Eyes to watch over all things.
**[00:49] (Flashback) Dazai**
Never siding with anyone, never
interfering, and hence never detected.
**[00:54] (Flashback) Dazai**
That's you.
**[00:56] (Flashback) Dazai**
I need your help to save this world,
the Detective Agency, and Atsushi-kun.
**[01:01] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
I refuse!
**[01:02] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Whatever colors the flames that engulf
the world or the Agency are, I don't care.
**[01:07] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Much less would I ever save the weretiger.
**[01:10] (Flashback) Dazai**
Sure you will.
**[01:13] Dazai**
You know why, don't you?
**[01:20] Fukuchi**
A flash of the sword creates pain.
**[01:22] Fukuchi**
And a flash can end it.
**[01:25] Fukuchi**
I'll put you at ease.
**[01:27] Akutagawa**
You won't need to do that.
**[01:31] Akutagawa**
For every time that weretiger
is plunged into suffering,
**[01:34] Akutagawa**
he returns as an even
more troublesome enemy.
**[01:37] Atsushi**
Akutagawa! Why are you here?
**[01:40] Akutagawa**
By Dazai-san's orders.
**[01:43] Akutagawa**
To collect information,
detected by neither friend nor foe.
**[01:46] Akutagawa**
To never aid unless a
smoke signal is seen.
**[01:50] Akutagawa**
Those were his orders.
**[01:51] Atsushi**
Rampo-san's smoke flare!
**[01:54] Atsushi**
Rampo-san predicted that, too?
**[01:58] Fukuchi**
Another one!
**[01:59] Fukuchi**
And this one looks like a
pain in the ass to shut up.
**[02:04] Akutagawa**
I have no intention of revealing
your identity to the outside.
**[02:07] Fukuchi**
Is that so?
**[02:08] Akutagawa**
My job is to feed the fish.
**[02:11] Akutagawa**
I'll be sending you into the ocean minced.
**[02:13] Akutagawa**
The meat of a mastermind ought
to be quite nourishing.
**[02:22] Fukuchi**
What an insolent Gifted you are!
**[02:24] Fukuchi**
Can't you see that I'm your senior!
**[02:26] Akutagawa**
All lives are equal.
**[02:28] Atsushi**
Why are you always this way?
**[02:31] Atsushi**
You should be escaping to report the truth!
**[02:35] Akutagawa**
You're the one who's oblivious
to the situation, weretiger.
**[02:38] Akutagawa**
How can you not notice this opportunity?
**[02:44] Atsushi**
What was that?
**[02:45] Akutagawa**
I destroyed the engine room
to trap the ship here.
**[02:49] Akutagawa**
No one can send backup now.
**[02:52] Akutagawa**
In other words...
**[02:54] Akutagawa**
For just this moment, he's all by himself.
**[02:58] Atsushi**
* The moment I knew this man was my enemy,*
* I became fearful of loneliness.*
**[03:03] Atsushi**
*But he's the one who's alone right now.*
**[03:06] Akutagawa**
We'll slash his throat and close the case.
**[03:09] Atsushi**
Just the two of us?
**[03:11] Akutagawa**
Do we need any more?
**[03:14] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Why me?
**[03:16] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
You've got plenty of people to work for you
who are stronger and more intelligent than I am.
**[03:22] (Flashback) Dazai**
Do you remember when we first met?
**[03:25] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
I'd remember that night, even if I'd
forgotten every other detail of my life.
**[03:33] (Flashback) Akutagawa (thirteen yo)**
Can you give me a reason to live?
**[03:36] (Flashback) Dazai (fifteen yo)**
I can.
**[03:39] (Flashback) Dazai**
Why did I invite you into
the Mafia that day?
**[03:43] (Flashback) Dazai**
Why did I make you work
alongside Atsushi-kun?
**[03:46] (Flashback) Dazai**
To develop a special weapon
against the Demon.
**[03:48] (Flashback) Dazai**
To make a new generation of Double Black.
**[03:53] (Flashback) Dazai**
In other words...
**[03:55] Akutagawa**
*For this moment.*
**[03:57] Fukuchi**
Now, then...
**[03:58] Fukuchi**
Whatever path you choose,
I will congratulate you.
**[04:04] Fukuchi**
Young men, choose a path that
won't leave your souls to regret.
**[04:08] Fukuchi**
Especially if you will perish anyway!
**[04:12] Akutagawa**
I need thirty seconds.
**[04:13] Akutagawa**
Fix your leg.
***SIGN*** Tenma Tengai
**[04:16] Akutagawa**
Tenma Tengai!
**[04:19] Akutagawa**
It's a mere metal rod!
**[04:21] Atsushi**
Avoid it, Akutagawa!
**[04:31] Guard A**
What the...
**[04:32] Guard B**
Did something hit us?
**[04:33] Atsushi**
It's not just the weapon.
**[04:35] Atsushi**
It doesn't matter if it's just railing...
**[04:37] Atsushi**
He makes it into a weapon a
thousand times more powerful.
**[04:40] Fukuchi**
You dodged it.
**[04:42] Fukuchi**
I should be careful not to sink
the ship with my next swing.
**[04:46] Akutagawa**
You freak.
**[04:50] Akutagawa**
*Too fast!*
**[04:51] Akutagawa**
*I can't avoid it!*
**[04:53] Akutagawa**
*But...*
**[04:55] Akutagawa**
*Dazai-san didn't abandon me.*
**[04:58] Akutagawa**
*Everything is a trial.*
**[05:00] Akutagawa**
*And so I'll overcome death itself!*
***SIGN*** Rashoumon
**[05:05] Akutagawa**
Rashoumon: Tenma Agito!
**[05:25] Akutagawa**
*I don't stand a chance in this position.*
**[05:29] Akutagawa**
Weretiger!
**[05:37] Akutagawa**
Don't touch me!
**[05:39] Akutagawa**
You disgust me!
**[05:40] Akutagawa**
Why did you run?
**[05:42] Akutagawa**
The mission is to destroy him!
**[05:44] Atsushi**
There's no way!
**[05:45] Atsushi**
You saw him!
**[05:46] Atsushi**
He's a god of war in human form!
**[05:49] Akutagawa**
I'll defeat him even if it means seeing
every bone in my body crumble.
**[05:52] Atsushi**
Why?!
**[05:54] Akutagawa**
Because otherwise Dazai
won't need me anymore.
**[05:59] Akutagawa**
Four years ago, Dazai-san abandoned me,
**[06:03] Akutagawa**
and replaced me with the
shiny new thing that was you.
**[06:06] Akutagawa**
But...
**[06:09] Akutagawa**
Perhaps I'm wrong.
**[06:11] Akutagawa**
Isn't everything a trial?
**[06:14] Akutagawa**
Is it not all an extension of the purpose
given to me in that forest that night?
**[06:19] Atsushi**
A trial?
**[06:20] Atsushi**
Fukuchi Ouchi is?
**[06:22] Akutagawa**
No.
**[06:24] Akutagawa**
You are.
**[06:26] Guard A**
Ah, shit, I overslept.
**[06:28] Guard X**
I can't believe it took the
intruder alert to wake us up.
**[06:33] Guard X**
Wait!
**[06:34] Guard X**
I surrender!
**[06:36] Guard X**
I don't get paid enough
to die with a villain!
**[06:40] Guard X**
I mean, believe it or not,
I have an adorable wife and daughter.
**[06:44] Guard X**
Basically, if I were to let a terrorist get away
and go on to destroy my home, I'd be upset.
**[07:02] Atsushi**
Stop, Akutagawa!
**[07:04] Atsushi**
Don't kill him!
**[07:04] Akutagawa**
Shut up.
**[07:12] Atsushi**
Shit!
**[07:18] Atsushi**
He's alive.
**[07:19] Akutagawa**
That was his carotid artery.
**[07:21] Akutagawa**
Squeezing it causes fainting due
to lack of blood to the brain.
**[07:25] Akutagawa**
He'll regain consciousness in a few minutes.
**[07:28] Atsushi**
So you...
**[07:29] Atsushi**
You haven't killed anyone
since we made that promise?
**[07:32] (Flashback) Atsushi**
Don't kill anyone for the next six months.
**[07:36] Akutagawa**
I keep my promises.
**[07:39] Guard C**
Are you sure you heard gunshots?
**[07:41] Guard D**
Yeah, this way.
**[07:44] Akutagawa**
Damn.
**[07:45] Akutagawa**
Let's go.
**[07:47] Atsushi**
That said, we need to think of something.
**[07:51] Akutagawa**
The answer is simple.
**[07:52] Akutagawa**
We defeat Fukuchi.
**[07:54] Atsushi**
If only it were that easy!
**[07:57] Akutagawa**
There is a way.
**[07:59] Akutagawa**
Of course there is.
**[08:01] Akutagawa**
Dazai-san would never have made us work
together without a strategy in mind.
**[08:09] Akutagawa**
There's a simple, yet absolute, tactic.
**[08:14] Akutagawa**
Beast Beneath the Moonlight Rashoumon,
Kokko Zessou.
**[08:18] Atsushi**
This is the one we used in
the fight against Fyodor.
**[08:21] Akutagawa**
An amalgam of our special abilities.
**[08:24] Akutagawa**
Those claws can even kill a god,
if you can hit them.
**[08:28] Akutagawa**
There's just one problem.
**[08:31] Akutagawa**
I'm sure you know.
**[08:32] Atsushi**
Yeah.
**[08:33] Atsushi**
Actually hitting them.
**[08:35] Akutagawa**
Our enemy is particularly evasive.
**[08:39] Akutagawa**
Thus, there will not be a second chance
to use Kokko Zessou.
**[08:42] Akutagawa**
The entirety of my power
will be passed to you.
**[08:45] Akutagawa**
Should we be outed,
my head will be the first to fly.
**[08:50] Akutagawa**
End him on the first strike.
**[08:53] Atsushi**
Then we'll have to go underwater.
**[08:55] Atsushi**
We won't be as nimble in the water,
**[08:58] Atsushi**
but Kokko Zessou has a longer range.
**[09:03] Atsushi**
And there's just the thing here for it.
**[09:04] Atsushi**
This way.
**[09:07] Atsushi**
There's a submarine for rescuing government
VIPs in the event of an emergency.
**[09:11] Atsushi**
We can launch it unmanned.
**[09:13] Atsushi**
He'll have no choice but to go after it,
**[09:16] Atsushi**
and that's when we'll ambush him from behind.
**[09:19] Atsushi**
*Please...*
**[09:20] Atsushi**
*I hope this works.*
***SIGN*** Episode 53
**[09:36] Atsushi**
We've failed.
**[09:44] Fukuchi**
You don't need to look so furious.
**[09:47] Atsushi**
*Was he on to us?*
**[09:49] Fukuchi**
I'm not going to torment you or anything.
**[09:53] Atsushi**
Why do you do this?
**[09:55] Atsushi**
Is it because the battlefield changed you?
**[09:57] Atsushi**
Were you tortured by the enemy or something?
**[10:01] Fukuchi**
Yeah, I've certainly experienced torture.
**[10:05] Fukuchi**
Though I was on the torturing side.
**[10:08] Fukuchi**
Not just soldiers.
**[10:11] Fukuchi**
Civilians, too.
**[10:13] Fukuchi**
Women and children.
***SIGN*** On that battlefield,
I was born.
**[10:19] Fukuchi**
Neither you nor Fukuzawa
know that battlefield.
**[10:23] Fukuchi**
That's why you can believe
in a benevolent state.
**[10:28] Fukuchi**
I challenge the justness of
the heavens' directives!
**[10:30] Fukuchi**
I've endured countless trials and tribulations,
suffered hardships inconceivable in number,
**[10:35] Fukuchi**
the lack of recognition of which fuels my wrath.
**[10:39] Fukuchi**
Thus I, humble Ouchi, shall embrace
the cold cynicism of all creation!
**[10:46] Fukuchi**
Come fight, young whelps!
***SIGN*** Tenma Agito
**[10:57] Akutagawa**
Tenma Agito!
**[11:04] Atsushi**
What?!
**[11:20] Fukuchi**
And stay down.
**[11:23] Fukuchi**
Did you think you could defeat
me if you fought together?
**[11:27] Fukuchi**
I've defeated a hundred
Gifted single-handedly.
**[11:32] Fukuchi**
Should the two of you attack individually,
I need only kill you individually.
**[11:37] Akutagawa**
Stay down, you say?
**[11:39] Akutagawa**
I refuse.
**[11:45] Atsushi**
He's using his ability and his coat
to force his bones into place.
**[11:49] Atsushi**
*I have to keep up with him.*
**[11:54] Fukuchi**
Very well.
**[12:02] Fukuchi**
I shall demonstrate the true
nature of the battlefield.
**[12:07] Fukuchi**
The battlefield is a garden of
carnage whereupon justice,
**[12:11] Fukuchi**
courage, and conviction die all the same.
**[12:14] Fukuchi**
The only possible paths are a death
that is merciful or one that is not.
**[12:20] Fukuchi**
Welcome to the battlefield.
**[12:28] Fukuchi**
This katana was forged by Gifted
blacksmiths 1,500 years ago.
**[12:34] Fukuchi**
It's noble, but peculiar.
**[12:36] Fukuchi**
It had never been used in battle, as it was
made specifically for ritual activities.
**[12:42] Fukuchi**
Not until I wielded it.
**[12:44] Fukuchi**
Let me tell you why you've lost:
**[12:51] Fukuchi**
you shouldn't have made me draw this sword.
**[13:00] Atsushi**
Akutagawa!
**[13:02] Fukuchi**
One down.
**[13:04] Atsushi**
*I didn't even see him move!*
**[13:07] Atsushi**
*What happened to him?*
**[13:08] Atsushi**
*He's coming.*
**[13:10] Atsushi**
*Something's coming.*
**[13:11] Atsushi**
*Something I have to evade.*
**[13:14] Atsushi**
*No...*
**[13:15] Atsushi**
* I can use the tiger's eyes*
* to see what's coming.*
**[13:24] Fukuchi**
The ritual sword Amenogozen.
**[13:26] Fukuchi**
Otherwise known as the "space-time sword."
**[13:29] Fukuchi**
It compresses space to
send its blade elsewhere,
**[13:33] Fukuchi**
but it could only traverse
a dozen or so centimeters.
**[13:37] Fukuchi**
Until it's been made a hundred times
more powerful by my special ability!
**[13:46] Fukuchi**
It's over.
**[13:47] Fukuchi**
The tiger's abilities are
effective in frontal attacks.
**[13:50] Fukuchi**
The black coat abilities are effective
in defense and attacking blind spots.
**[13:54] Fukuchi**
With the tiger in front and the
black coat in defense and ambush,
**[14:00] Fukuchi**
you may have had my head.
**[14:04] Fukuchi**
The only reason you failed,
boy, is because you faltered.
**[14:10] Fukuchi**
That's why I said...
**[14:12] Fukuchi**
Should the two of you attack individually,
I need only kill you individually.
**[14:18] Atsushi**
*He's right.*
**[14:20] Atsushi**
* But for that, I would have*
* needed to trust Akutagawa*
**[14:23] Atsushi**
* and thrown myself into this*
* freak's radius of murder.*
**[14:27] Atsushi**
* I could never have done*
* such a reckless thing.*
**[14:33] Fukuchi**
What's so funny?
**[14:35] Akutagawa**
Because I'm happy, of course.
**[14:37] Akutagawa**
Undefeated hero, Fukuchi Ouchi...
**[14:40] Akutagawa**
If I defeat you,
Dazai-san will surely approve of me.
**[14:48] Fukuchi**
Looks like you don't understand
your own situation.
**[14:51] Fukuchi**
You won't be surviving.
**[14:53] Fukuchi**
You two won't even be given a swift death.
**[14:56] Fukuchi**
I still need you to give me all the
information you have, after all.
**[15:02] Fukuchi**
Though, I'm a little tired
of that kind of thing.
**[15:06] Fukuchi**
Akutagawa-kun, was it?
**[15:08] Fukuchi**
Why don't you become my apprentice?
**[15:11] Akutagawa**
What?
**[15:12] Fukuchi**
I'm more powerful and more
experienced than anyone.
**[15:17] Fukuchi**
More than anything, I'll soak my hands
in blood to achieve my goals. Like you.
**[15:21] Fukuchi**
Is that not more appealing than
the death you're suffering now?
**[15:25] Akutagawa**
That's the most foolish
proposition in the world.
**[15:29] Akutagawa**
No one would replace Dazai-san!
**[15:33] Fukuchi**
I never said to turn on him.
**[15:35] Fukuchi**
My occupation has made me quite
adept at training Gifted.
**[15:40] Fukuchi**
Once you've become the strongest Gifted
among even the Hunting Dogs,
**[15:43] Fukuchi**
I'll return you to your master.
**[15:45] Akutagawa**
There's no guarantee that
you'll keep your promise!
**[15:49] Fukuchi**
I'll uphold my promise.
**[15:52] Fukuchi**
Besides, I have a reason
to negotiate with you.
**[15:57] Fukuchi**
I'd like you to do something for me.
**[16:00] Fukuchi**
Kill the tiger boy.
**[16:04] Fukuchi**
I've had enough of dispatching
children for my objectives.
**[16:08] Fukuchi**
You were never motivated by the just act
of stopping a terrorist in the first place.
**[16:13] Fukuchi**
In other words, you have
no motivation to kill me.
**[16:16] Fukuchi**
So shouldn't you make survival
your priority for now?
**[16:22] Fukuchi**
What's wrong?
**[16:23] Fukuchi**
Don't you want to kill him?
**[16:24] Fukuchi**
Is his life that important to you?
**[16:29] Akutagawa**
Get up, weretiger.
**[16:31] Fukuchi**
Good.
**[16:32] Atsushi**
No!
**[16:33] Atsushi**
Do you really think he'll keep his promise?
**[16:36] Akutagawa**
I promised I would kill
you in six months' time.
**[16:40] Akutagawa**
That time's simply come a little sooner.
**[16:42] Akutagawa**
I'll defeat you.
**[16:44] Akutagawa**
That's my purpose in life.
**[16:46] Atsushi**
Why are you so obsessed with
your purpose in life?!
**[16:50] Akutagawa**
I haven't told anyone this...
**[16:52] Akutagawa**
But I have an illness of the lung.
**[16:55] Akutagawa**
My time is short.
**[16:57] Akutagawa**
Therefore, I cannot allow myself to
disappoint Dazai-san in the time I have left.
**[17:03] Atsushi**
I see.
**[17:06] Akutagawa**
I'm sorry.
**[17:16] Atsushi**
* Akutagawa said he can't allow*
* himself to disappoint Dazai-san.*
**[17:21] Atsushi**
* Then, if Akutagawa meets*
* Dazai-san after I die...*
**[17:26] Atsushi**
* If Dazai-san learns that he betrayed*
* me in order to survive...*
**[17:30] Atsushi**
*How would Dazai-san react?*
**[17:43] Fukuchi**
What?!
**[17:44] Atsushi**
*A perfect ambush.*
**[17:46] Atsushi**
*This is trust!*
**[17:49] Atsushi; Akutagawa**
Beast Beneath the Moonlight Rashoumon,
***SIGN*** Beast Beneath the Moonlight
***SIGN*** Rashoumon
***SIGN*** Beast Beneath the Moonlight Rashoumon
**[17:52] Atsushi; Akutagawa**
Kokko Zessou!
**[18:11] Atsushi**
Don't die yet!
**[18:13] Atsushi**
Reveal the truth and the Detective
Agency's innocence to the public!
**[18:16] Fukuchi**
It seems Heaven still will not
release me from my duties...
**[18:27] Atsushi**
He's dead.
**[18:31] Atsushi**
Found it.
**[18:32] Atsushi**
The page!
**[18:33] Atsushi**
The Agency's saved.
**[18:35] Akutagawa**
Then my mission is complete.
**[18:38] Akutagawa**
We're getting out before security arrives.
**[18:42] Atsushi**
What's the matter?
**[18:46] Atsushi**
*What did that katana cut in the last moment?*
**[18:52] Akutagawa**
What's the matter?
**[18:53] Atsushi**
*It never cut us.*
**[18:56] Atsushi**
*Where did that sword strike, in the end?*
**[19:21] Atsushi**
*A perfect ambush.*
**[19:23] Atsushi**
*This is trust!*
**[19:25] Atsushi;Akutagwa**
Beast Beneath the Moonlight Rashoumon,
***SIGN*** Beast Beneath the Moonlight Rashoumon
**[19:29] Atsushi**
Kokko Zessou!
**[19:35] Atsushi**
Weretiger!
**[19:51] Akutagawa**
What...
**[19:53] Akutagawa**
What happened to me?
**[19:57] Atsushi**
That was a perfect ambush.
**[20:00] Atsushi**
He didn't even have time to defend himself.
**[20:03] Fukuchi**
Anything you'd like to say before you die?
**[20:07] Atsushi**
What have you done?
**[20:09] Fukuchi**
How do you think I've been able to save
the world from disaster so many times?
**[20:13] Fukuchi**
How do you think I've been
victorious so many times?
**[20:16] Fukuchi**
Didn't I tell you?
**[20:17] Fukuchi**
Amenogozen is the space-time sword.
**[20:20] Fukuchi**
Its blade traverses space.
**[20:23] Fukuchi**
It also traverses time.
**[20:28] Fukuchi**
You defeated me in the future, yes?
**[20:32] Fukuchi**
But at the moment of my defeat,
Amenogozen cut through to the past.
**[20:36] Fukuchi**
As a result, your victory was rendered moot.
**[20:40] Fukuchi**
It was erased.
**[20:41] Fukuchi**
From the future, the blade cut the past,
so I never lost in the first place.
**[20:48] Atsushi**
*He's insurmountable.*
**[20:50] Atsushi**
*This monster slays even past defeats.*
**[20:54] Fukuchi**
I'll ask again.
**[20:56] Fukuchi**
Is there anything you'd like
to say before you die?
**[21:00] Akutagawa**
I've always contemplated it...
**[21:02] Akutagawa**
What should I say in the short time I have
before the flame of my life is extinguished?
**[21:08] Akutagawa**
It was just now, just seconds ago,
that I finally knew.
**[21:11] Akutagawa**
I need no words.
**[21:14] Akutagawa**
I need only action!
**[21:17] Atsushi**
He's manipulating his shirt
with his special ability?!
**[21:23] Atsushi**
A fire extinguisher from the ship!
**[21:35] Fukuchi**
He got away.
**[21:50] Akutagawa**
I need no words.
**[21:53] Akutagawa**
I need only action!
**[21:56] Atsushi**
He's manipulating his shirt
with his special ability?!
**[22:01] Atsushi**
A fire extinguisher from the ship!
**[22:10] Fukuchi**
Action over words in this moment?
**[22:14] Fukuchi**
Bravo!
**[22:20] Atsushi**
Akutagawa!
# 54 - HERO WAR, GANG WAR
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR5VXQ8PR/bungo-stray-dogs)
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**[00:00] [SONG] Text**
Action over words, in this moment?
**[00:01] Fukuchi**
Action over words, in this moment?
**[00:06] Fukuchi**
Bravo!
**[00:11] Atsushi**
Akutagawa!
**[00:13] Akutagawa**
You fool!
**[00:14] Akutagawa**
Get out of here!
**[00:28] Fukuchi**
So his plan from the beginning was
to give his ally a chance to escape.
**[00:35] Fukuchi**
The VIP escape submersible.
**[00:37] Fukuchi**
He must have cut that hole in the floor
to let the wereboy escape on that.
**[00:42] Fukuchi**
I could still catch it if
I started swimming now
**[00:44] Guard X**
Fukuchi-dono! Fukuchi-dono!
**[00:46] Guard X**
It really is you! Samurai Fukuchi-dono!
**[00:51] Guard X**
Boswellian to Yokohama Coastal Security.
**[00:55] Guard X**
Fukuchi-dono is fighting
the enemy aboard the ship.
**[00:57] Guard X**
Requesting backup.
**[00:59] Fukuchi**
*He's in contact with the land.*
**[01:01] Fukuchi**
Well done, men.
**[01:03] Fukuchi**
Please put out the fire in the engine room.
**[01:05] Guard X**
The fire has been extinguished.
**[01:07] Guard X**
We've also reported our
situation to headquarters.
**[01:10] Guard X**
I was nearly strangled to death
by a terrorist on the loose.
**[01:15] Guard X**
I won't be satisfied until
he's taught a lesson.
**[01:18] Fukuchi**
I'll have to apologize, then...
**[01:23] Fukuchi**
I've already struck him down.
**[01:25] Guard X**
No, that's fine.
**[01:27] Fukuchi**
*I've wasted time talking to the guard.*
**[01:30] Fukuchi**
* The submersible is already beyond the*
* reach of my sword's space traversal.*
**[01:34] Fukuchi**
*Should I cut into the past and kill the guard?*
**[01:38] Fukuchi**
*No...*
**[01:39] Fukuchi**
* He said he's already reported*
* the situation to headquarters.*
**[01:42] Fukuchi**
*They may realize my methods if I do that.*
**[01:45] Fukuchi**
*I have no choice.*
**[01:48] Fukuchi**
One of the terrorists
escaped on a submersible.
**[01:52] Fukuchi**
Instruct Coastal Security
to follow the beacon.
**[01:56] Guard X**
Yes, sir.
**[01:57] Fukuchi**
*Damn tigerboy...*
**[01:59] Fukuchi**
* You're lucky those guards*
* happened to come by.*
**[02:02] Fukuchi**
*Not a problem.*
**[02:04] Fukuchi**
* In six more days, I'll have*
* no reason to hide anything.*
**[02:13] Guard X**
I'm sorry.
**[02:15] Guard X**
I ought to have done more
for you for sparing me.
**[03:52] Atsushi**
* After I escaped from the*
* submersible and swam to shore,*
**[03:57] Atsushi**
* Ango-san took me in. He made me understand*
* all that had happened aboard the ship.*
**[04:03] Atsushi**
*Why Akutagawa let me flee...*
**[04:06] Atsushi**
* What would have happened if he'd gone*
* against his vow not to kill and killed the guard...*
**[04:12] Atsushi**
* I would also have died, never having a chance*
* to tell the outside who Fukuchi truly is.*
**[04:17] Fukuchi**
Sorry to interrupt while you're dead...
**[04:20] Fukuchi**
But I still have work for you.
**[04:22] Fukuchi**
Allow me to introduce you to my friend.
**[04:25] Fukuchi**
The final member of the Decay of Angels.
**[04:28] Fukuchi**
A calamity upon the world.
**[04:30] Fukuchi**
The undead king.
**[04:32] Fukuchi**
Bram-kun.
**[04:38] Bram**
My old enemy...
**[04:41] Bram**
How many years has it been
since my last awakening?
**[04:44] Fukuchi**
Just two weeks.
**[04:46] Bram**
What? A mere two weeks?
**[04:49] Bram**
That's only enough time for the stars
to travel from Capricorn to Aquarius.
**[04:55] Bram**
Close my coffin so that I may sleep.
**[04:57] Fukuchi**
I told you...
**[05:00] Fukuchi**
The next time you awakened, you would be busy.
**[05:02] Bram**
I don't care.
**[05:03] Bram**
My slumber is important.
**[05:06] Bram**
Curses be upon the insolent masses.
**[05:10] Fukuchi**
You curse me?
**[05:13] Fukuchi**
Sorry, but that's not happening.
**[05:17] Fukuchi**
Immortal Count Bram,
lord of Northern Europe.
**[05:21] Fukuchi**
A former human whose cells were altered by
a special ability, rendering you a vampire.
**[05:27] Fukuchi**
One of the ten tragedies that
ruined the peoples of long ago.
**[05:31] Bram**
I don't remember having such a nickname.
**[05:34] Fukuchi**
Don't be so pissy.
**[05:36] Fukuchi**
We're on the same side now.
**[05:39] Fukuchi**
I've prepared a meal for you.
**[05:41] Bram**
A meal?
**[05:42] Fukuchi**
Him.
**[05:48] Bram**
I refuse.
**[05:49] Fukuchi**
Why?
**[05:50] Bram**
On the day eight years ago when I was
called a pillar of the ten tragedies,
**[05:56] Bram**
I decided that I would no
longer transform any kin.
**[05:59] Bram**
I will not take in his blood.
**[06:02] Bram**
If you want to raze the world,
do it yourself.
**[06:07] Fukuchi**
Refuse, and I'll fry your brain
with this holy cross sword.
**[06:12] Bram**
I can't place a curse upon you.
**[06:16] Bram**
You are, yourself, a curse.
***SIGN*** Episode 54
**[06:32] Higuchi**
Akutagawa-senpai!
**[06:34] Higuchi**
Where were you?
**[06:35] Higuchi**
I'm so confused!
**[06:38] Higuchi**
We just had your funeral!
**[06:43] Higuchi**
I finally understand...
**[06:45] Higuchi**
I can't let things end before
I tell you how I feel.
**[06:49] Higuchi**
Senpai, please, listen to me.
**[06:51] Higuchi**
I...
**[06:53] Higuchi**
Wait, Senpai, I'm not ready.
**[07:05] Jouno**
Tachihara-kun.
**[07:06] Jouno**
Please fill us in.
**[07:08] Tachihara**
Right.
**[07:10] Tachihara**
But how should I even begin to explain?
**[07:14] Tachihara**
After I returned to the Port Mafia,
I was called to action.
**[07:20] Tachihara**
But when I arrived,
I saw Higuchi attack Gin.
**[07:25] Tachihara**
None of it made sense to me.
**[07:28] Tachihara**
Hirotsu made a move first.
**[07:31] Tachihara**
But...
**[07:33] Tachihara**
That was no human.
**[07:38] Tachihara**
If I used my metal manipulation ability,
they'd find out I'm working undercover.
**[07:40] Tachihara**
As I was thinking about that...
**[07:44] (Flashback) Tachihara**
Old man!
**[07:48] (Flashback) Tachihara**
Are you all right?
**[07:49] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
Tachihara... Run!
**[07:51] (Flashback) Hirotsu**
Run while I'm still sane!
**[08:06] Tachihara**
What I saw there...
**[08:11] Jouno**
An indiscriminate act of terrorism
using a contagious ability.
**[08:15] Jouno**
What do you think?
**[08:17] Teruko**
I doubt he's lying or hallucinating.
**[08:19] Teruko**
The Port Mafia has been reporting
**[08:21] Teruko**
one mysterious disappearance after
another in the past couple hours.
**[08:26] Jouno**
It seems we'll need to contain it quickly.
**[08:28] Teruko**
Nah, it's too late already.
**[08:31] Teruko**
The contagion's spreading too fast.
**[08:33] Teruko**
The only solution is to eradicate
the special ability itself.
**[08:36] Teruko**
In other words, we'll have to kill
the Gifted from whom it originates.
**[08:40] Jouno**
But we don't know who that is.
**[08:43] Tetchou**
The Armed Detective Agency.
**[08:46] Tetchou**
Judging from the timing, it's safe to assume
it's their next act of global terrorism.
**[08:53] Tetchou**
What?
**[08:53] Jouno**
Oh, nothing, it's just that you only
say anything sensible once a month.
**[08:58] Jouno**
I should mark it down on my calendar.
**[09:01] Tetchou**
The Armed Detective Agency, huh?
**[09:04] Tetchou**
This will be complicated.
**[09:07] Tetchou**
Ever since that live broadcast,
the situation's been a mess.
**[09:11] Tetchou**
Apparently a third of the police in
Yokohama are siding with the Agency.
**[09:16] Tetchou**
How infuriating.
**[09:18] Jouno**
Right. That includes a
third of the Hunting Dogs.
**[09:22] Tachihara**
What?!
**[09:24] Tachihara**
I'm just requesting a reassessment
of the investigation.
**[09:27] Tachihara**
The true culprit is out there.
**[09:29] Tachihara**
An evil mastermind out there.
**[09:31] Tachihara**
The contagious special ability must be
that mastermind's doing, too.
**[09:35] Tachihara**
Please give me permission to investigate!
**[09:39] Jouno**
So he says.
**[09:41] Jouno**
What shall we do, Captain?
**[09:44] Fukuchi**
I won't permit a search for another culprit.
**[09:48] Tachihara**
Captain...
**[09:49] Fukuchi**
If we're going to stop this contagious ability,
Tachihara, your ability will be critical.
**[09:55] Fukuchi**
We can't have you leaving now.
**[09:58] Tachihara**
I'm honored you think so
highly of my ability.
**[10:03] Tachihara**
Understood.
**[10:04] Tachihara**
I'll pursue it no further.
**[10:07] Tachihara**
I have a perfect counterproposal, though.
**[10:11] Tachihara**
I got this at the Sky Casino.
**[10:13] Tachihara**
Let's hand it to the prominent Detective Agency
sympathizer Vice Superintendent Yasui.
**[10:18] Teruko**
Oh, isn't that the...
**[10:21] Tachihara**
The memory drive of the Agency's statements
regarding the truth behind the incident.
**[10:25] Tachihara**
I destroyed it in the Casino,
**[10:27] Tachihara**
but I managed to restore it
using my metal manipulation ability.
**[10:31] Tachihara**
Captain, please, grant me permission.
**[10:34] Fukuchi**
*What do I do now?*
**[10:36] Fukuchi**
*The video doesn't reveal my identity.*
**[10:40] Fukuchi**
* But an inspection may clue them in*
* as to the purpose of the contagion.*
**[10:47] Fukuchi**
All right.
**[10:49] Fukuchi**
I'll allow it.
**[10:51] Fukuchi**
Yasui-kun and I go way back.
**[10:53] Fukuchi**
I'll hand it to him.
**[10:55] Jouno**
Are you sure about this, Captain?
**[10:57] Jouno**
The Agency planted that to cause confusion.
**[11:01] Fukuchi**
It's fine.
**[11:03] Tetchou**
Jouno.
**[11:04] Tetchou**
The Captain told the
United Nations secretary
**[11:07] Tetchou**
that he was skeptical of the theory that
the Detective Agency is the culprit.
**[11:11] Jouno**
I see. So that's why.
**[11:13] Teruko**
Hey, Tachihara!
**[11:15] Teruko**
How dare you have the
captain lend you his ear?!
**[11:18] Teruko**
I'm jealous!
**[11:20] Teruko**
You make me so damn jealous!
**[11:22] Tachihara**
Oh, Captain...
**[11:24] Tachihara**
The least I can do is let the vice
superintendent know you'll be coming.
**[11:31] Fukuchi**
Please do.
**[11:38] Fukuchi**
*Damn Tachihara...*
**[11:52] Fukuchi**
Bram-kun, you have work.
**[11:55] Fukuchi**
Have your kin bite
Chief Superintendent Yasui.
**[11:58] Bram**
I request compensation.
**[12:01] Bram**
I'm bored in my coffin.
**[12:03] Bram**
Upon my success, you will bring me
the fruit of future human ingenuity,
**[12:06] Bram**
the mechanical orchestra that
they call the "radio."
**[12:10] Fukuchi**
* This will collapse the Detective Agency*
* sympathizer organizations.*
**[12:13] Fukuchi**
*The plan will continue unhindered.*
**[12:19] Tachihara**
So *that's* what's been going on.
**[12:22] Tachihara**
Heroes sure are way
beyond my understanding.
**[12:27] Fukuchi**
Tachihara.
**[12:28] Fukuchi**
How did you find this place?
**[12:30] Tachihara**
The memory drive I gave you
is a location transmitter.
**[12:33] Tachihara**
I seem pretty undercover-ey, don't I?
**[12:35] Fukuchi**
Were you suspicious of
me from the beginning?
**[12:39] Tachihara**
No. I'm embarrassed to say
I didn't have the slightest clue.
**[12:43] Tachihara**
It was the boss who did.
**[12:46] Tachihara**
Right after I returned to the Port Mafia
infiltration mission, I was called up by the boss.
**[12:53] (Flashback) Tachihara**
Boss?
**[12:56] (Flashback) Ougai**
You dropped something, Tachihara-kun.
**[12:59] Tachihara**
I was ready to die.
**[13:01] Tachihara**
But...
**[13:02] (Flashback) Ougai**
I'm fortunate to have a member of the
military police under my command.
**[13:05] (Flashback) Ougai**
The next time I get a traffic ticket,
I'll have to ask you to take it off my record.
**[13:11] (Flashback) Ougai**
I heard everything from the Agency.
**[13:15] (Flashback) Ougai**
That you told Yosano-kun
that you're a Hunting Dog.
**[13:19] (Flashback) Ougai**
That the tiger boy fought the true mastermind
of the Decay of the Angels, and lost.
**[13:25] (Flashback) Tachihara**
The true mastermind?
**[13:27] (Flashback) Tachihara**
So there really is one?!
**[13:29] (Flashback) Ougai**
Tachihara-kun, as you're a member of the
Port Mafia, I have a mission for you.
**[13:34] Ougai**
Become a double agent and
defeat the enemy of the world.
***SIGN*** Become a double agent and
defeat the enemy of the world.
**[13:39] Fukuchi**
I see...
**[13:40] Fukuchi**
This transmitter was one of
the Port Mafia's ideas, too.
**[13:44] Tachihara**
It also serves as a recorder.
**[13:47] Tachihara**
Military police intelligence are
currently listening to this conversation.
**[13:50] Tachihara**
In other words, it's over for you.
**[13:54] Fukuchi**
I see.
**[13:55] Tachihara**
Why?
**[13:56] Tachihara**
Why would you do this?
**[13:58] Tachihara**
I've taken on so many
dangerous missions by your order.
**[14:02] Tachihara**
I pretended to join the Port Mafia
and faked emotions,
**[14:05] Tachihara**
because I thought your
orders would let me be me!
**[14:10] Fukuchi**
You were an outstanding soldier.
**[14:13] Tachihara**
No.
**[14:14] Tachihara**
I'm not a soldier anymore.
**[14:16] Tachihara**
I'll be watching the news of
your demise in the papers.
**[14:21] Fukuchi**
My demise?
**[14:23] Fukuchi**
Why would that happen?
**[14:26] Fukuchi**
The military police intelligence team
are secretive and few in number.
**[14:29] Fukuchi**
I'll order Bram-kun to have everyone in the
intelligence team bitten and made his kin.
**[14:34] Fukuchi**
And the plan will go on without a hitch.
**[14:37] Tachihara**
Do you think I'll allow that?
**[14:41] Fukuchi**
You don't stand a chance against me.
**[14:44] Tachihara**
Are you sure?
**[14:45] Tachihara**
I have a countermeasure against
your special ability.
**[14:49] Tachihara**
The boss and I came up with it.
**[14:52] (Flashback) Ougai**
Tachihara-kun, one more order...
***SIGN*** Defeat the enemy of the world
**[14:55] Ougai**
Defeat the enemy of the world.
**[15:01] Tachihara**
*My orders make me who I am.*
**[15:09] Tachihara**
*And there it is.*
**[15:11] Tachihara**
*The space-time sword Amenogozen.*
**[15:13] Fukuchi**
I'll run this blade through the past you.
**[15:16] Fukuchi**
That will be your demise!
**[15:20] Fukuchi**
*My blade won't move!*
**[15:22] Tachihara**
You've forgotten something
fundamental, captain.
**[15:25] Tachihara**
Any fancy sword is still just metal.
**[15:28] Tachihara**
It belongs to me!
**[15:32] Tachihara**
Do you think you can win a tug-of-war?
**[15:38] Fukuchi**
Good.
**[15:39] Fukuchi**
I have more strength!
**[15:47] Fukuchi**
*Damn...*
**[15:49] Fukuchi**
*I've let him take Amenogozen!*
**[15:51] Tachihara**
Your ability to cut the
past is all powerful.
**[15:54] Tachihara**
You have no weakness.
**[15:56] Tachihara**
The only response is to steal your
katana before you can cut the past.
**[16:02] Fukuchi**
*Tachihara's ability is strong.*
**[16:04] Fukuchi**
*And it happens to be my arch nemesis.*
**[16:08] Tachihara**
But my boss also told me...
**[16:10] Tachihara**
Whether you're stripped
naked or on death's door...
**[16:14] Tachihara**
Not to ever let my guard down!
**[16:18] Tachihara**
* He stopped a sword flying at the speed*
* of a bullet with his bare hand...*
**[16:22] Tachihara**
*But...*
**[16:26] Tachihara**
*That's exactly what I planned.*
**[16:28] Fukuchi**
*He fractured the blade ahead of time!*
**[16:38] Fukuchi**
*Shit!*
**[16:39] Fukuchi**
* The shard that hit me is*
* traveling up my vein!*
**[16:42] Tachihara**
This was the boss's plan...
**[16:45] Tachihara**
I don't care if you're a hero
who's killed a god before.
**[16:47] Tachihara**
If a piece of metal goes through
your brain or heart, you're dead.
**[16:51] Fukuchi**
*I have to extract the shard.*
**[16:56] Tachihara**
I've still got a truckload of shards.
**[16:58] Fukuchi**
*What?!*
**[17:00] Tachihara**
*He's trying to escape my ability's range.*
**[17:03] Tachihara**
Give it up!
**[17:12] Tachihara**
There's no point trying to hold it.
**[17:15] Tachihara**
It's going deep into your veins.
**[17:19] Tachihara**
*What is this mark?*
**[17:21] Tachihara**
*The letter T?*
**[17:23] Fukuchi**
Impressive, Tachihara.
**[17:25] Fukuchi**
Even for a Hunting Dog, cornering me
on your own is an impressive feat.
**[17:31] Tachihara**
I'm not a Hunting Dog.
**[17:33] Tachihara**
I'm Tachihara Michizo of the Port Mafia.
**[17:37] Tachihara**
But...
**[17:39] Tachihara**
I would have been fine as a Hunting Dog.
**[17:42] Tachihara**
Why did you betray us?!
**[17:44] Tachihara**
Why would someone like you
do this to the world?!
**[17:50] Tachihara**
What?
**[17:51] Tachihara**
*Amenogozen is still at my hand.*
**[17:54] Tachihara**
*What just happened?*
**[17:59] Fukuchi**
Impressive, Tachihara.
**[18:03] Fukuchi**
I'd expect no less of my team.
**[18:06] Tachihara**
How?
**[18:08] Fukuchi**
Do you want to know how I defeated you?
**[18:11] Fukuchi**
Very well.
**[18:13] Fukuchi**
This is part of your training
as my subordinate.
**[18:17] Fukuchi**
When I first sent Amenogozen into the past,
it wasn't to attack your past self.
**[18:25] Fukuchi**
I sent the tip of the blade into the past
and left a secret message signaling danger
**[18:30] Fukuchi**
to my past self.
**[18:33] Fukuchi**
Having seen that, my past self
guessed at my future situation.
**[18:37] Fukuchi**
And, in turn,
**[18:41] Fukuchi**
I stabbed Amenogozen into the future.
**[18:44] Fukuchi**
In other words, I was never running away.
**[18:47] Fukuchi**
I was guiding you to my note.
**[18:51] Tachihara**
*You sent information into the past?*
**[18:54] Tachihara**
*You've got to be kidding me.*
**[18:55] Tachihara**
* If you can send information*
* into the past...*
**[18:58] Tachihara**
*You can effectively predict the future!*
**[19:01] Tachihara**
*No one can defeat him.*
**[19:03] Tachihara**
*He's literally invincible.*
**[19:14] Fukuchi**
Without sight, you'll have
trouble manipulating metal.
**[19:18] Tachihara**
Kill me!
**[19:19] Tachihara**
The Port Mafia don't beg
pathetically for their lives.
**[19:24] Fukuchi**
I'm sick of hearing that.
**[19:27] Fukuchi**
Everyone seems to think I kill for pleasure.
**[19:31] Fukuchi**
I am one of the Decay of Angels,
bringer of the five signs of the angels' deaths.
**[19:37] Fukuchi**
Tachihara, you are no angel.
**[19:41] Fukuchi**
Do you know who "angel" refers to?
**[19:44] Tachihara**
Sorry, I skipped literature class.
**[19:49] Fukuchi**
An angel is one who, without tarnishing
their own hands, without getting in the mud,
**[19:54] Fukuchi**
sends those under them into the battlefield,
**[19:59] Fukuchi**
enjoying wealth and pleasure
without accountability.
**[20:02] Fukuchi**
One who holds the reins of the people.
**[20:04] Fukuchi**
One who is beyond the reach of anything common.
**[20:08] Fukuchi**
Therefore, "angel" means a false ruler.
**[20:10] Fukuchi**
Their disregard bears war.
**[20:13] Fukuchi**
They must atone by death,
**[20:16] Fukuchi**
and their deaths must be painful.
**[20:20] Fukuchi**
That is why we wield our blades.
**[20:22] Tachihara**
That's your criminal motive?
**[20:26] Fukuchi**
It's a criminal motive for now.
**[20:29] Fukuchi**
By next year, it'll be the preface
to a hero's autobiography.
**[20:34] Fukuchi**
By the power of the page.
**[20:36] Fukuchi**
Now, then, I have matters to attend to.
**[20:39] Fukuchi**
I must control half of every nation's
population before the final phase of the plan,
**[20:43] Fukuchi**
in which I use the other side of the page.
**[20:48] Tachihara**
Half?
**[20:49] Fukuchi**
Do you doubt I can do it?
**[20:53] Fukuchi**
Bram-kun, how many days will it take to turn
half of each nation's military into vampires?
**[20:59] Bram**
Four days would suffice.
**[21:03] Tachihara**
Four days?
**[21:04] Tachihara**
That's impossible.
**[21:05] Tachihara**
Physically impossible.
**[21:07] Tachihara**
There's no special ability
that contagious.
**[21:11] Fukuchi**
You're correct.
**[21:13] Fukuchi**
If there were, the world
would have ended long ago.
**[21:16] Fukuchi**
Though, that's assuming the
ability of *one* Gifted.
**[21:22] Tachihara**
No!
**[21:23] Tachihara**
* The captain's ability allows him to increase*
* the ability of his weapon by a hundred times.*
**[21:28] Fukuchi**
I care for my men, Tachihara.
**[21:32] Fukuchi**
I hope you'll continue to make
yourself useful under my command.
**[21:40] Fukuchi**
As a vampire!
**[21:42] Tachihara**
Fuck!
***SIGN*** Four days until X Day.
**[21:51] Announcer**
* International flight RSF aboard al-Haram Air*
* Flight 97 is now boarding all passengers.*
**[22:00] Attendant**
Have a nice flight.
**[22:01] Attendant**
Please watch your step.
***SIGN*** The contagious ability spreads overseas
**[22:11] Commander**
Don't shoot!
**[22:12] Commander**
We're on your side!
***SIGN*** Nares
Republic
***SIGN*** Central
Command
**[22:15] Commander**
These are our headquarters.
**[22:17] Commander**
Such an armed attack on a
central organ is unprecedented.
**[22:20] Man A**
The Ministry of Defense
is ordering us to disarm.
**[22:23] Commander**
We absolutely cannot!
**[22:24] Commander**
The fall of the command room beyond this door
**[22:26] Commander**
is tantamount to the loss of
this republic's sovereignty.
**[22:32] Commander**
Your highness!
**[22:33] Commander**
No, sir!
**[22:34] Commander**
Please stand back!
**[22:35] Commander**
Your highness, I promise I will
bring you back to the palace.
**[22:39] Commander**
I only ask for a little more patience.
**[22:47] Secretary**
Chairperson!
**[22:49] Secretary**
The Nares Republic Ministry of Defense
**[22:51] Secretary**
has sent a notice of withdrawal
to the Security Council.
**[22:54] Secretary**
We can't contact the Nares ambassador
to the United Nations, either.
**[22:57] Secretary**
This is clearly a crisis.
**[22:59] Chairperson**
Leave it on my desk.
**[23:01] Chairperson**
I'll read it later.
**[23:02] Secretary**
But...
**[23:03] Secretary**
I need you to see this immediately!
**[23:05] Chairperson**
One at a time.
**[23:07] Chairperson**
* A new age of terror, without borders and*
* whose method of attack is indecipherable...*
**[23:12] Chairperson**
*The hero's prediction was correct.*
**[23:15] Fukuchi**
What will you be doing on the eve of
the world's destruction at the hands
**[23:18] Fukuchi**
of the new-age terrorist organization
that is the Decay of Angels?
**[23:21] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
Will you spend your last
moments enjoying a feast?
**[23:24] Chairperson**
No!
**[23:26] Chairperson**
We won't let evil have its way!
**[23:29] Chairperson**
We'll call on the Knight Commander
of the Order of the Clock Tower
**[23:32] Chairperson**
to unleash One Order:
the special ability weapon.
***SIGN*** Episode 55
***SIGN*** At the Port in the Sky
(Part 1)
# 55 - At the Port in the Sky (Part 1)
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***SIGN*** We return to the Agency's office
**[00:05] Atsushi**
It's...
**[00:06] Atsushi**
The Agency office!
**[00:08] Atsushi**
But how?
**[00:09] Kunikida**
I can't blame you for being shocked.
***SIGN*** Ideals
**[00:13] Atsushi**
Kunikida-san.
**[00:14] Atsushi**
But didn't the military police...
**[00:16] Kunikida**
Look outside the window.
**[00:22] Atsushi**
Isn't this...
**[00:23] Rampo**
Tanizaki and Kenji are back.
**[00:25] Rampo**
We have all our chess pieces.
**[00:26] Rampo**
We had Poe-kun make a novel dimension
for us so we could hold a meeting.
**[00:30] Atsushi**
A meeting?
**[00:32] Rampo**
You know what it's about.
**[00:33] Rampo**
We're going to fight the enemy and win.
**[00:37] Rampo**
This is the meeting for our final mission
to save the Detective Agency.
**[02:11] Fukuzawa**
We hereby convene the
Detective Agency general meeting.
**[02:14] Fukuzawa**
First, we'll review our situation.
**[02:17] Fukuzawa**
Rampo.
**[02:18] Rampo**
Our enemy's plan is in its final phase.
**[02:21] Rampo**
They've spread the vampire
contagion throughout the world.
**[02:24] Rampo**
Sixteen national militaries
have already fallen.
**[02:28] Rampo**
The armies, having become
vampires, are eerily silent.
**[02:31] Rampo**
For now, at least.
**[02:33] Tanizaki**
What are these "vampires"
you're talking about?
**[02:36] Rampo**
The result of the immortal
Count Bram's special ability.
**[02:38] Rampo**
He turns those he bites into
vampires over whom he has control.
**[02:43] Rampo**
Those who are bitten can then
further spread the contagion.
**[02:48] Rampo**
In other words...
**[02:49] Atsushi**
The enemy grows exponentially.
**[02:52] Fukuzawa**
Bram is a pillar of the ten tragedies
that once destroyed humanity.
**[02:57] Fukuzawa**
He was defeated by hero Fukuchi Ouchi
and imprisoned with a holy sword.
**[03:02] Fukuzawa**
But that, too, must have been
a mere step in his plan.
**[03:06] Rampo**
The vampires have no trouble
sneaking into organizations.
**[03:09] Rampo**
The armies can't tell who's
a vampire and who isn't,
**[03:13] Rampo**
which is already causing
them to turn on each other.
**[03:16] Tanizaki**
Is it the enemy's goal to
cause chaos around the world?
**[03:20] Rampo**
No, that wouldn't work.
**[03:23] Rampo**
The tyrant of Europe, the master of
Gifted warfare, is still waiting.
**[03:29] Rampo**
If they were to fight, based on sheer numbers,
peace would be restored in six months or so.
**[03:33] Atsushi**
Then what's the enemy's objective?
**[03:36] Rampo**
The enemy's true goal is
**[03:39] Rampo**
The One Order.
**[03:41] Rampo**
One of the three great calamities
that was sealed away.
***SIGN*** South Pole
British-French
Joint Military Base
**[03:44] Rampo**
A wretched special ability weapon
of mind control, born of the war.
***SIGN*** Extreme
Environment
Special Ability
Safekeeping Subject
Terminal
**[03:56] Female Machine Voice**
* Special governmental confinement designation*
* electrocardiographic authentication confirmed.*
**[04:04] Female Machine Voice**
* Special governmental confinement designation*
* biometric authentication confirmed.*
**[04:12] Attendant**
I'm retrieving the artifact
designated for confinement.
**[04:14] Attendant**
Authorize.
**[04:15] Female Machine Voice**
* Special governmental confinement designation*
* voiceprint authentication confirmed.*
**[04:30] Female Machine Voice**
*Removing protective flammable fluid.*
**[04:33] Female Machine Voice**
*Removing protective corrosive fluid.*
**[04:35] Female Machine Voice**
* In accordance with Article 18 of*
* the Standard Island Agreement,*
**[04:41] Female Machine Voice**
* you are authorized to retrieve confinement*
* designation subject One Order.*
**[04:49] Rampo**
What is the One Order?
**[04:52] Rampo**
How many bullets on average
do you think it takes
**[04:54] Rampo**
for a soldier to kill an
enemy on the battlefield?
**[04:57] Atsushi**
Somewhere between five
to ten to take out one?
**[05:00] Kunikida**
Including cover fire and suppressive fire,
maybe a whole magazine or more.
**[05:04] Kunikida**
I'd guess it takes thirty to sixty bullets.
**[05:07] Yosano**
No...
**[05:08] Yosano**
It has to be more than that.
**[05:10] Rampo**
Fifty thousand.
**[05:13] Rampo**
Most soldiers don't even fire
in the enemy's direction.
**[05:16] Rampo**
They aim elsewhere,
only pretending to fight.
**[05:19] Rampo**
Even in combat, people cannot tolerate
the thought of killing another with a gun.
**[05:24] Rampo**
That is the soldier.
**[05:26] Rampo**
That is the war zone.
**[05:30] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
Neither you nor Fukuzawa
know that battlefield.
**[05:33] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
That's why you can believe
in a benevolent state.
**[05:38] Rampo**
That's why the One Order was developed.
**[05:41] Fukuzawa**
I'll take it from here.
**[05:44] Fukuzawa**
The One Order is a weapon with
an ability that is similar to mine.
**[05:48] Fukuzawa**
It affects its subordinates.
**[05:50] Fukuzawa**
It is a transmitter that ensures that
subordinates follow all orders.
**[05:57] Fukuzawa**
When a commander uses this transmitter,
developed by a Gifted engineer,
**[06:02] Fukuzawa**
a subordinate moves as though they
are part of the commander's body,
**[06:05] Fukuzawa**
carrying out orders autonomously.
**[06:08] Fukuzawa**
They do not question,
and they do not feel guilt.
**[06:12] Fukuzawa**
The weapon frees a soldier
from the shackles of crime.
**[06:15] Fukuzawa**
A merciful weapon.
**[06:19] Fukuzawa**
So it was supposed to be.
**[06:22] Rampo**
I'm sure you can see where this is going.
**[06:25] Rampo**
This transmitter was so dangerous
that it was designated for confinement.
**[06:29] Rampo**
Do you know why?
**[06:32] Rampo**
A military coup.
**[06:34] Rampo**
If a supreme commander
were to use the One Order,
**[06:37] Rampo**
they could take control of an entire
military and overthrow the government.
**[06:42] Rampo**
Having realized that possibility,
the government sealed it away.
**[06:45] Tanizaki**
Sealed...
**[06:47] Tanizaki**
In other words, it wasn't *destroyed*.
**[06:50] Rampo**
It ought to have been.
**[06:52] Rampo**
They must have considered the possibility of
a global crisis like the one we're in now.
**[06:55] Rampo**
That, in itself, was good foresight.
**[06:58] Rampo**
But what do you think will happen
if Fukuchi uses the One Order?
**[07:03] Kunikida**
I see!
**[07:04] Kunikida**
This is a disaster!
**[07:06] Rampo**
Fukuchi's men will take all the
world's forces under his command.
**[07:11] Rampo**
The Army of Mankind.
**[07:12] Rampo**
If Fukuchi uses the One Order,
**[07:14] Rampo**
humanity will become a single entity with
the capacity to fight against the vampires.
**[07:18] Rampo**
All according to Fukuchi's script.
**[07:21] Rampo**
In other words, the Decay of Angels'
goal is as cliché and stale as it gets:
**[07:29] Rampo**
world domination.
**[07:33] Rampo**
Twelve hours from now,
Fukuchi will receive the One Order.
**[07:36] Rampo**
If we can stop him, we win.
**[07:40] Rampo**
I'll explain my plan to make that happen.
**[07:43] Rampo**
He'll be retrieving the One Order...
***SIGN*** Episode 55
***SIGN*** At the Port
in the Sky
(Part 1)
**[07:46] Rampo**
At the airport.
**[07:52] Aya**
Seriously, Dad, you deadbeat!
**[07:55] Aya**
If he forgets something
at the airport again,
**[07:57] Aya**
I'm gonna put a toothpick
in his somen noodles.
**[08:00] Aya**
Um...
**[08:02] Aya**
Where's the lost and found?
**[08:04] TV Announcer**
* The suspect is thought to be a member*
* of the Armed Detective Agency.*
**[08:08] TV Announcer**
* Assistant Senior Attorney Tonan*
* has announced*
**[08:10] TV Announcer**
* that the role of the terrorist organization*
* known as the Armed Detective Agency*
**[08:13] TV Announcer**
* will be officially recognized in the ongoing*
* disappearances of military personnel overseas.*
**[08:18] (Flashback) Kunikida**
I told you...
**[08:21] (Flashback) Kunikida**
I won't let you kill anyone on my watch.
**[08:24] (Flashback) Kunikida**
Didn't I?
**[08:27] Aya**
*There's no way you're a terrorist.*
**[08:29] Aya**
*So why are they saying that on TV?*
**[08:32] Jouno**
Out of my way.
**[08:37] Aya**
Hey, you!
**[08:40] Aya**
*That uniform...*
**[08:41] Aya**
*Are they police officers?*
**[08:42] Jouno**
I'm here.
**[08:44] Jouno**
So, are you sure the Detective Agency
is going to show up here?
**[08:49] Aya**
*The Detective Agency?!*
**[08:50] Teruko**
Are you questioning your captain?!
**[08:53] Teruko**
Do you dare commit treason?!
**[08:54] Jouno**
Of course not.
**[08:55] Jouno**
I'm just skeptical.
**[08:57] Jouno**
There are 18 decoy operations
**[08:59] Jouno**
being executed in parallel to
transport the One Order to Japan.
**[09:04] Jouno**
Are you sure mere Detective Agency
members could know
**[09:06] Jouno**
that the real shipment is
coming to this airport?
**[09:09] Teruko**
The captain said they would,
**[09:12] Teruko**
that the brat would no doubt figure it out.
**[09:15] Jouno**
In that case, we have a problem.
**[09:18] Jouno**
Are we going to fight in this airport?
**[09:20] Jouno**
We may as well threaten their
relatives and associates.
**[09:25] Jouno**
Well, well.
**[09:27] Jouno**
Judging from your heartbeat,
**[09:28] Jouno**
you must be a relative or an associate
of a Detective Agency member.
**[09:32] Aya**
So what if I am?
**[09:33] Aya**
I haven't done anything wrong!
**[09:35] Jouno**
It's irrelevant who you are.
**[09:38] Jouno**
If I were to hoist you above a fire,
**[09:40] Jouno**
the Detective Agency would come to your
rescue fully knowing that it would be futile.
**[09:44] Jouno**
Am I mistaken?
**[09:46] Aya**
And you're going to set up someone
who's kind enough to come rescue me?
**[09:50] Jouno**
I don't care whether the
Detective Agency is villainous or not.
**[09:56] Jouno**
I simply want to hurt
people and torment people
**[10:00] Jouno**
and hear the sounds of their demise,
under the rule of law.
**[10:03] Aya**
This is crazy!
**[10:04] Aya**
How is someone like you a police officer?!
**[10:06] Jouno**
If you're defending the Agency,
you're a suspect, too.
**[10:10] Jouno**
Would you like to be a
part of my entertainment?
**[10:15] Aya**
I wouldn't...
**[10:18] Jouno**
Yeowch!
**[10:18] Tetchou**
That's enough.
**[10:20] Tetchou**
Do not use the innocent
for your own amusement.
**[10:22] Jouno**
Stop jabbing me in the ass!
**[10:24] Jouno**
I'm just asking a suspect
for their cooperation!
**[10:28] Tetchou**
Then do it after filing for
a criminal negotiation.
**[10:32] Tetchou**
Otherwise it isn't justice.
**[10:34] Jouno**
Why don't we settle this now, then?
**[10:37] Jouno**
Let's see whose methods are right.
**[10:43] Fukuchi**
Stop!
**[10:46] Tetchou**
Captain!
**[10:52] Fukuchi**
I apologize.
**[10:53] Fukuchi**
I'm here to protect your smiles.
**[11:01] Fukuchi**
Do you really have time to be fighting?
**[11:04] Fukuchi**
Today is literally the decisive battle.
**[11:07] Jouno**
I apologize.
**[11:09] Fukuchi**
The operation commences at 1200.
**[11:12] Fukuchi**
Make sure we have enough encryption keys.
**[11:15] Fukuchi**
Jouno.
**[11:16] Jouno**
Sir.
**[11:18] Fukuchi**
I want to show you something.
**[11:20] Fukuchi**
Come with me.
**[11:22] Fukuchi**
What do you think of the
Detective Agency's tactics?
**[11:25] Jouno**
They're highly skilled.
**[11:27] Jouno**
Deploying coin bombs,
using vampires to take over armies...
**[11:31] Jouno**
So long as the economy is what it
is and the state is what it is,
**[11:34] Jouno**
there's no stopping them.
**[11:36] Jouno**
They seem to share my tastes.
**[11:38] Jouno**
To be honest, I sympathize with
their torturous tendencies.
**[11:43] Jouno**
So, what is it that you wanted to show me?
**[11:48] Jouno**
Captain?
**[11:49] Fukuchi**
This is what I wanted to show you.
**[11:55] Fukuchi**
Bram-kun, how far have you gotten
into taking over the airport?
**[11:58] Bram**
I've already turned nearly half of
the security force into vampires.
**[12:02] Jouno**
What?!
**[12:03] Fukuchi**
Remember Tachihara screaming about how there's
a mastermind who set up the Detective Agency?
**[12:09] Fukuchi**
I'm that mastermind.
**[12:13] Fukuchi**
Jouno...
**[12:15] Fukuchi**
Are you interested in
helping me with my work?
**[12:26] Atsushi**
They don't seem to be aware
of the location of this room.
**[12:29] Rampo**
Let's go over our plan.
**[12:32] Rampo**
Twenty-five minutes from now,
**[12:33] Rampo**
a European escort team will arrive with the
One Order on a camouflaged passenger plane.
**[12:38] Rampo**
We'll intercept it and destroy it
before it reaches Fukuchi.
**[12:43] Rampo**
With the One Order lost, their plan
will be delayed by at least two weeks.
**[12:47] Rampo**
That'll be enough time for the
Special Operations Division
**[12:51] Rampo**
to expose Fukuchi's scheme to
governments around the world.
**[12:54] Rampo**
In other words, we'll have won without
having to fight Fukuchi at all.
**[12:58] Atsushi**
But won't the enemy be trying to stop us?
**[13:01] Rampo**
Exactly.
**[13:04] Rampo**
And we're going to use that against them.
**[13:12] Fukuchi**
Jouno.
**[13:14] Fukuchi**
You're an oddity even
among the Hunting Dogs.
**[13:17] Fukuchi**
You place no trust in the squad,
only thinking of them as a vessel.
**[13:22] Fukuchi**
You're a lost dog.
**[13:23] Fukuchi**
You have what it takes to become a
member of the Decay of Angels.
**[13:27] Jouno**
Say what?
**[13:28] Fukuchi**
I hear you forced a band of
bank robbers to kill themselves.
**[13:34] (Flashback) Jouno**
Let's play a game.
**[13:37] (Flashback) Jouno**
Stab yourselves in the gut with that sword.
**[13:39] (Flashback) Jouno**
Anyone who gets the tip to pierce
through their back will be free to go.
**[13:43] (Flashback) Robber A**
I push this through my stomach and out my back?
**[13:46] (Flashback) Jouno**
Isn't that preferable to
being arrested and executed?
**[14:02] (Flashback) Jouno**
Thank you for the fantastic sound.
**[14:07] Fukuchi**
Jouno, you were a member of a
criminal organization when I took you in.
**[14:15] Fukuchi**
All for this day.
**[14:20] Jouno**
And?
**[14:22] Jouno**
What would you have me do?
**[14:24] Fukuchi**
I want you to assassinate the
Detective Agency members.
**[14:29] Fukuchi**
The plan to take the One Order...
**[14:32] Rampo**
Has one critical weakness.
**[14:34] Atsushi**
A weakness?
**[14:36] Rampo**
There's actually a far easier target
to destroy than the One Order.
**[14:40] Rampo**
We just need to kill Bram.
**[14:43] Rampo**
Bram needs to be brought along in order
to give new orders to the vampires.
**[14:48] Rampo**
But unlike the One Order,
Bram won't be escorted by the Hunting Dogs.
**[14:53] Rampo**
Therefore, as we're preventing
the transfer of the One Order,
**[14:56] Rampo**
we'll make it our true
objective to eliminate Bram.
**[15:00] Fukuchi**
That's surely the
Detective Agency's plan about now.
**[15:03] Fukuchi**
They'd never imagine that Bram would be
protected by the Hunting Dogs, as well.
**[15:08] Jouno**
Are you offering to let me enjoy the
sound of the Agency's panic and despair?
**[15:12] Fukuchi**
That's right.
**[15:15] Jouno**
All right.
**[15:17] Jouno**
I'll accept my mission as a
member of the Decay of Angels.
**[15:20] Fukuchi**
You're sure?
**[15:22] Jouno**
You said you hired me for this
very purpose. How could I refuse?
**[15:28] Fukuchi**
Good.
**[15:29] Fukuchi**
I've already decided where
we'll attack the Detective Agency.
**[15:32] Fukuchi**
Come.
**[15:38] (Flashback) Jouno**
You should never have committed robbery if
you weren't prepared to stab your own stomach.
**[15:45] (Flashback) Old woman**
Thank you.
**[15:47] (Flashback) Old woman**
I thought I was going to die
after we were taken hostage.
**[15:51] (Flashback) Old woman**
I will never forget what
you've done for me, officer.
**[16:07] Fukuchi**
Why, Jouno?!
**[16:09] Jouno**
This was your own doing, Captain.
**[16:13] Jouno**
You made the mistake of teaching
me the joy of protecting someone.
**[16:19] Jouno**
Compared to that, the sound of a
pained howl is no better than silence.
**[16:23] Fukuchi**
I see.
**[16:25] Fukuchi**
You, too, betray me?
***SIGN*** Amenogozen
**[16:28] Fukuchi**
Ritual sword Amenogozen!
**[16:49] Fukuchi**
I'm disappointed, Jouno.
**[16:51] Fukuchi**
But if you are another trial for me...
**[16:54] Fukuchi**
I need only overcome!
**[17:03] Fukuchi**
*Jouno's ability...*
**[17:04] Fukuchi**
*Disintegration.*
**[17:06] Jouno**
I'll be reporting the events that took place
here to the vice captain and to Tetchou-san.
**[17:10] Jouno**
With so much evidence, my testimony
ought to be enough to convince them.
**[17:15] Jouno**
You're done.
**[17:17] Jouno**
Goodbye, Captain.
**[17:24] Jouno**
*What is this?*
**[17:26] Jouno**
* I can't get through the*
* space between the door frame!*
***SIGN*** Space Fracture
**[17:29] Akutagawa**
Space fracture.
**[17:34] Fukuchi**
To think I'd be betrayed by my
own and saved by a vampire...
**[17:39] Fukuchi**
Now, Jouno...
**[17:41] Fukuchi**
Are you prepared?
**[17:43] Jouno**
*Be strong...*
**[17:44] Jouno**
*There's nothing to worry about.*
**[17:46] Jouno**
* The Amenogozen is strong,*
* but it's ineffective on particles.*
**[17:49] Jouno**
* If I can't get through the door, I'll simply*
* escape through the air conditioning vent.*
**[17:54] Jouno**
What the...?!
**[17:55] Fukuchi**
Jouno.
**[17:56] Fukuchi**
You're strong.
**[17:58] Fukuchi**
Did you really think I wouldn't have come
prepared before I revealed my true plans to you?
**[18:05] Jouno**
Sword of flames!
**[18:07] Jouno**
And it's fueled by the
captain's favorite liquor!
**[18:09] Fukuchi**
Your ability allows you to become
minute particles of dust.
**[18:13] Fukuchi**
And the best way to deal with dust
is to gather it and set it on fire!
**[18:19] Jouno**
If he burns away any more of my particles,
I won't be able to return to human form.
**[18:23] Jouno**
I'll have to undo my special
ability and let him cut me
**[18:26] Jouno**
so that I can blunt the fire
with my blood and escape!
**[18:36] Fukuchi**
I stabbed you with my sword
from multiple futures.
**[18:44] Fukuchi**
It's over, Jouno.
**[18:45] Jouno**
You're right. It seems
that it's over for me.
**[18:49] Jouno**
But you...
**[18:52] Jouno**
You aren't even aware of the
suffering that is certain to befall you.
**[19:00] Jouno**
And that is so pleasant for me.
**[19:05] Fukuchi**
You're true to yourself even
in your final moment, Jouno.
**[19:09] Fukuchi**
Take him.
**[19:17] Jouno**
*Captain...*
**[19:18] Jouno**
*There's something you're wrong about.*
***SIGN*** I didn't become aware of your conspiracy today.
**[19:21] Jouno**
* I didn't become aware*
* of your conspiracy today.*
**[19:25] Jouno**
* The heartbeat I heard from*
* Tachihara-kun that day betrayed a lie.*
**[19:31] Jouno**
*But it wasn't enough to be certain.*
**[19:34] Jouno**
* So, just to be safe, I set up an*
* insurance policy before I came here.*
**[19:41] Aya**
*What was that about?!*
**[19:43] Aya**
*A vampire leader?!*
**[19:45] Aya**
*I just read this note...*
**[19:48] (Flashback) Jouno**
I don't care whether the
Detective Agency is villainous or not.
***SIGN*** Believer of the Detective Agency's innocence,
follow me discreetly so as not to be detected.
**[19:55] Jouno**
* Believer of the Detective Agency's innocence,*
* follow me discreetly so as not to be detected.*
**[20:02] Aya**
* I didn't get a good look,*
* but an officer cut down another...*
**[20:06] Aya**
*And one of them...*
**[20:08] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I'm that mastermind.
**[20:11] Aya**
* So the Detective Agency*
* was innocent all along.*
**[20:14] Aya**
* And yet they're being treated*
* like criminals by everyone.*
**[20:18] Aya**
* I'm going to expose what*
* I just heard to the world.*
**[20:22] Aya**
* That'll clear the*
* Detective Agency's name, too.*
**[20:24] Aya**
*I believe in justice!*
**[20:27] Aya**
*Right, a picture!*
**[20:31] Aya**
* That'll prove he's in cahoots*
* with that casket guy.*
**[20:36] Aya**
*Shoot! The flash!*
**[20:41] Fukuchi**
*One of Jouno's people?*
**[20:44] Fukuchi**
*I don't care who it was.*
**[20:46] Fukuchi**
* Anyone who's taking pictures*
* in here is doubtless an enemy.*
**[20:50] Aya**
*Do I run?*
**[20:51] Aya**
*I can't!*
**[20:52] Aya**
*There's no exit in this room!*
**[21:08] Aya**
*That was close.*
**[21:10] Aya**
* I would have been dead*
* if I'd hid over there.*
**[21:13] Aya**
* I left the room right as*
* he broke the window...*
**[21:17] Aya**
*But this is where my luck runs out.*
**[21:20] Aya**
*He's definitely going to hear me*
**[21:21] Aya**
* when I open the door to the hallway,*
* and that's the only way out.*
**[21:35] Aya**
*Oh, no!*
**[21:36] Aya**
*He's coming back!*
**[21:37] Aya**
*Do I hide in the closet?*
**[21:39] Aya**
*I can't!*
**[21:40] Aya**
*He'll just cut down the entire hiding spot!*
**[21:42] Aya**
*What do I do?*
**[21:49] Aya**
*Wait...*
**[21:50] Aya**
*I think I could hide there.*
**[22:06] Fukuchi**
No one's here.
**[22:09] Fukuchi**
Impossible.
**[22:10] Fukuchi**
Where are you hiding?
***SIGN*** At the Port in the Sky (Part 2)
***SIGN*** Episode 56
# 56 - At the Port in the Sky (Part 2)
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***SIGN*** Episode 56
***SIGN*** At the Port in the Sky (Part 2)
**[00:08] Fukuchi**
*No one's here.*
**[00:10] Fukuchi**
Impossible.
**[00:11] Fukuchi**
Where are you hiding?
**[00:21] Fukuchi**
*She's not in the hallway, either.*
**[00:23] Fukuchi**
*Where's the intruder?*
**[00:25] Fukuchi**
*Hold on...*
**[00:27] Fukuchi**
* The only evidence of an intruder*
* was a flash and a shutter sound.*
**[00:31] Fukuchi**
*Is there really an intruder here?*
**[00:34] Fukuchi**
* Or is this one of the*
* Detective Agency's tactics?*
**[00:38] Fukuchi**
* They may have set up strobe lights*
* all throughout the airport,*
**[00:42] Fukuchi**
*on a timer to flash all at once.*
**[00:44] Fukuchi**
* If I panic and destroy the room,*
* they will discover Bram's location.*
**[00:49] Fukuchi**
* No, they shouldn't have had*
* enough time to prepare all that.*
**[00:54] Fukuchi**
*That said...*
**[00:57] Fukuchi**
*That brat could pull it off.*
**[01:03] Newcomer**
*This is BAA Flight 801.*
**[01:06] Newcomer**
* Currently flying at an*
* altitude of 1,200 feet.*
**[01:08] Newcomer**
* Requesting permission*
* to land at Runway 122R.*
**[01:12] ATC**
*This is 122R.*
**[01:14] ATC**
*You are clear for landing.*
**[01:17] Eyepatch**
I've never had such a mission.
**[01:20] Newcomer**
Senpai.
**[01:22] Eyepatch**
On a date with a weapon
more deadly than a nuke...
**[01:26] Newcomer**
Our job's literally to save the world, huh?
***SIGN*** British
Intelligence
Agency Special
Escort Unit
***SIGN*** Mission:
Secret Delivery
**[01:30] Eyepatch**
Yeah.
**[01:31] Eyepatch**
If we botch this delivery, the world will fall
into a dark abyss from which there is no escape.
**[01:37] Atsushi**
Rampo-san, do we really stand a chance
against a European military escort?
**[01:41] Rampo**
Obviously.
**[01:43] Rampo**
Who do you think I am?
**[01:44] Atsushi**
But their military escorts
are probably Gifted.
**[01:48] Atsushi**
Powerful ones, at that.
**[01:50] Atsushi**
If they deliver the the One Order
to Fukuchi, it's all over.
**[01:54] Atsushi**
How many hours... How many days is it going
to take just to obstruct the delivery?
**[02:01] Rampo**
One second.
**[02:04] Rampo**
Intercepting the European military escort
will be easier than a kid's errand.
**[02:08] Rampo**
Wanna know why?
**[02:10] Rampo**
Basically, we just need them to think...
**[02:13] Rampo**
"Delivery is too risky. We need to retreat."
**[02:18] Atsushi**
That's true.
**[02:19] Atsushi**
But how?
**[02:21] Rampo**
Have you forgotten?
**[02:23] Rampo**
We're terrorists.
**[02:28] Fukuchi**
*Explosions at the airport?*
**[02:30] Fukuchi**
Tetchou, Teruko-kun, can you hear me?
**[02:33] Fukuchi**
Give me a report on those explosions.
**[02:37] Fukuchi**
Radio jamming!
**[02:39] Fukuchi**
* This is most definitely the*
* Detective Agency's doing.*
**[02:43] Fukuchi**
*What do I do?*
**[02:44] Fukuchi**
There's one certainty...
**[02:47] Fukuchi**
That explosion is a *very* bad development.
**[02:49] Fukuchi**
I won't be able to get what I need!
**[02:52] Fukuchi**
I must do something.
**[02:57] Kunikida**
Mission complete.
**[02:59] Kunikida**
As per your plan,
I've blown up the fuel truck.
**[03:03] Rampo**
*Understood.*
**[03:05] Rampo**
Now, without a doubt,
the European military escorts
**[03:09] Rampo**
will determine that there are terrorists
at the airport who may steal the One Order.
**[03:16] Rampo**
Unlike Fukuchi, Europe has no reason that the
delivery absolutely must be completed today.
**[03:21] Rampo**
So, naturally...
**[03:25] Newcomer**
Explosion and blast detected at the airport!
**[03:27] Eyepatch**
What?!
**[03:28] Eyepatch**
What does ground control say?
**[03:29] Newcomer**
Communications blocked on all frequencies!
**[03:31] Newcomer**
Must be radio jamming!
**[03:33] Eyepatch**
It's the terrorists!
**[03:34] Eyepatch**
They know about the delivery!
**[03:38] Newcomer**
What do we do?
**[03:40] Eyepatch**
Abort the delivery mission!
**[03:42] Eyepatch**
Retreat!
**[03:55] Aya**
*That was close...*
**[03:57] Aya**
*I'm saved.*
**[03:58] Bram**
So...
**[04:00] Bram**
Who disturbs my slumber?
**[04:06] Bram**
Depending on your answer,
I may have you pay for that sin in blood.
**[04:13] Rampo**
And now, Fukuchi's stuck at the airport,
without the One Order.
**[04:18] Rampo**
With no choice but to fend off our attacks,
**[04:23] Rampo**
how long do you suppose
he can protect Bram?
**[04:28] Atsushi**
* This is the first time*
* I've seen Rampo-san like this.*
**[04:33] Rampo**
*No enemy can best my intellect.*
**[04:38] Rampo**
* But if I had to name one enemy who could*
* fight back against me, it would be...*
**[04:46] Newcomer**
What the...
**[04:48] Newcomer**
An oil leak?
**[04:55] Newcomer**
*Was I poisoned?*
**[04:57] Newcomer**
*Was it in the coffee I just had?*
**[04:59] Newcomer**
*Who would have done this?*
**[05:05] Newcomer**
*I'm losing consciousness...*
**[05:07] Newcomer**
*The plane's going to crash!*
**[05:10] Newcomer**
Senpai! You have to take over!
**[05:14] Newcomer**
Please, no...
**[05:16] ATC**
*Flight 801, you are off course.*
**[05:19] ATC**
*Restore your altitude and resume landing.*
**[05:21] ATC**
*You are headed into a restricted area!*
**[05:24] Kunikida**
This is bad.
**[05:29] Tetchou**
Crashing into the airport...
**[05:32] Tetchou**
Just as Captain Fukuchi had predicted.
**[05:38] Teruko**
Slash 'em up, Tetchou!
***SIGN*** Evil, begone
**[05:43] Tetchou**
Evil, begone.
**[05:48] Tetchou**
Plum Blossoms in the Snow!
**[06:00] Tetchou**
That was a hit.
**[06:15] Teruko**
Captain!
**[06:17] Kunikida**
Rampo-san, can you hear me?
**[06:19] Kunikida**
The situation could not be worse.
**[06:20] Kunikida**
The plane was hurtling toward the airport.
**[06:23] Kunikida**
The Hunting Dogs tore it apart...
**[06:25] Kunikida**
and Fukuchi retrieved the
One Order from the wreckage.
**[06:30] Kunikida**
In other words...
**[06:32] Kunikida**
*We've lost.*
**[06:35] Kunikida**
*What do we do, Rampo-san?*
**[06:37] Kunikida**
*What's our next move?*
**[06:39] Kunikida**
*Hello?*
**[06:40] Kunikida**
*Hello, Rampo-san?*
**[06:41] Kunikida**
*Do you hear me?*
**[06:43] Rampo**
* Like a thunder strike on a summer evening,*
* it struck me what we were up against.*
**[06:51] Rampo**
*That man...*
**[06:53] Rampo**
* The demon who controls*
* the surface from the underground...*
**[06:57] Rampo**
* Our defeat approached because*
* we were unable to eliminate him.*
**[07:01] Rampo**
*Even now...*
**[07:03] Rampo**
*If we'd made just one more mistake,*
**[07:05] Rampo**
*we would have lost the One Order.*
**[07:11] Fukuchi**
*It won't open!*
**[07:13] Fukuchi**
* This box is shrouded in a*
* dimensional disruption ability.*
**[07:16] Fukuchi**
*It's impossible to open by physical means.*
**[07:19] Fukuchi**
*I can't get to the One Order!*
**[07:23] Fukuchi**
*Why?*
**[07:24] Fukuchi**
*Who the hell did this?!*
***SIGN*** Eleven
hours ago
**[09:06] (Flashback) Ango**
Thank you for your understanding.
**[09:08] (Flashback) Man**
*The United Nations is an ivory tower.*
**[09:11] (Flashback) Man**
*It may be that no amount
of official persuasion*
**[09:13] (Flashback) Man**
*will convince them that you aren't lying.*
**[09:16] (Flashback) Man**
*What of the rumor that Fukuchi
is behind the vampire pandemic*
**[09:18] (Flashback) Man**
*and that he mustn't be given the One Order?*
**[09:21] (Flashback) Ango**
They don't need to reconsider.
**[09:24] (Flashback) Ango**
I simply ask for a modicum of caution.
**[09:29] (Flashback) Ango**
This is my proposal to the United Nations:
**[09:31] (Flashback) Ango**
In order to prevent a worst-case scenario,
**[09:34] (Flashback) Ango**
the One Order should only be unlocked
when the vampirized forces attack.
**[09:42] (Flashback) Man**
*You suggest delaying until the trumpets
of the final judgment are heard.*
**[09:47] (Flashback) Ango**
I'm sure Europe is furious, as well.
**[09:50] (Flashback) Ango**
A hero he may be, but to hand the One Order
to a soldier from another nation...
**[09:57] (Flashback) Man**
*Very well.*
**[09:58] (Flashback) Man**
*But I want to be clear*
**[10:00] (Flashback) Man**
*that this plan was determined by Chief Taneda
and the Gifted Special Operations Division.*
**[10:05] (Flashback) Man**
*Is that correct?*
**[10:14] (Flashback) Dazai**
Don't worry, Ango.
**[10:19] (Flashback) Dazai**
The time is ripe for a lie.
**[10:23] (Flashback) Ango**
Yes.
**[10:23] (Flashback) Ango**
Chief Taneda has already woken up.
**[10:25] (Flashback) Ango**
He is in command.
**[10:27] (Flashback) Ango**
This was his order, as well.
**[10:29] (Flashback) Man**
*All right.*
**[10:31] (Flashback) Man**
*Stand by for further orders.*
**[10:33] (Flashback) Ango**
Thank you, Prime Minister.
**[10:43] (Flashback) Ango**
Now, if the chief doesn't wake up,
I'll be dismissed.
**[10:47] (Flashback) Ango**
Worse...
**[10:47] (Flashback) Ango**
I'll be a political criminal.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Ango**
I bet you're laughing about now,
**[10:54] (Flashback) Ango**
you nasty man.
**[10:57] Rampo**
Thankfully, Dazai's insurance
policy paid off.
**[11:01] Rampo**
But it's still the case that the
One Order was stolen in its box.
**[11:06] Rampo**
Fyodor is still too dangerous.
**[11:12] Security**
Warning! Warning!
**[11:14] Security**
*Intruder in the Level One Delivery Bay!*
**[11:17] Security**
* Anti-Gifted Fast Response Squad*
* Hecatoncheires has been eliminated!*
**[11:20] Security**
* All security personnel to*
* combat stations immediately!*
**[11:25] Dazai**
I'm bored of this room now.
**[11:29] Dazai**
It was fun at first...
**[11:31] Dazai**
But we're out of stuff
to talk about now, too.
**[11:34] Dazai**
Maybe it's time to do the thing.
**[11:36] Fyodor**
The thing?
**[11:40] Dazai**
One of us dies.
**[11:48] Fyodor**
That is a fantastic idea.
**[11:50] Dazai**
Right?!
**[11:51] Dazai**
The surface is abuzz about
the end of the world.
**[11:54] Dazai**
If the two of us end up being
the last ones alive...
**[11:58] Dazai**
It'd be stupid.
**[11:59] Fyodor**
I absolutely agree.
**[12:01] Fyodor**
Then maybe it's time to escape—
**[12:04] Dazai**
Fyodor?
**[12:05] Dazai**
Don't you think you're
jumping the gun just a little—
**[12:16] Nikolai**
Breakout magic successful!
**[12:18] Nikolai**
Just as suspected!
**[12:20] Nikolai**
Dazai-kun's ability only disables
any special ability he *touches!*
**[12:25] Nikolai**
In other words...
**[12:27] Nikolai**
As long as he doesn't
touch the portal itself,
**[12:29] Nikolai**
I can still pull him
through spatial splices!
**[12:31] Nikolai**
Applause for my assistant!
**[12:34] Sigma**
Who are you calling your assistant?
**[12:35] Sigma**
Shouldn't you be telling
them what's going on?
**[12:38] Nikolai**
No worries, no worries.
**[12:41] Dazai**
I see.
**[12:42] Fyodor**
So that's what's going on.
**[12:44] Nikolai**
Told you.
**[12:45] Nikolai**
They get it already.
**[12:48] Fyodor**
Why did you break us out of our cells?
**[12:52] Nikolai**
I missed you, bestie!
**[12:54] Nikolai**
I'm so glad you're safe,
my heart's going to burst!
**[12:58] Nikolai**
Why am I here? Do you even need to ask?
**[13:02] Nikolai**
I'm here to murder you.
**[13:07] Dazai**
Wow.
**[13:09] Nikolai**
The desire to save one's friend is strong.
**[13:13] Nikolai**
Thus, I will overcome it
with unwavering resolve.
**[13:16] Nikolai**
That is a true display of human free will!
**[13:19] Dazai**
You have some awesome friends.
**[13:21] Nikolai**
Alas, alas, alas!
**[13:23] Nikolai**
Therein lies a philosophical conundrum!
**[13:26] Nikolai**
To kill Fyodor now would only be fulfilling
an impulse to prove my own free will.
**[13:32] Nikolai**
Might that only be further evidence
of an animalistic emotion?!
**[13:37] Nikolai**
Having contemplated this
mind-rending problem,
**[13:40] Nikolai**
I've finally arrived at a conclusion!
**[13:42] Nikolai**
I've arrived at a plan to
satisfy both of these desires!
**[13:47] Nikolai**
I'll have the two of you
conduct a prison break!
**[13:55] Dazai**
You *really* have some awesome friends.
**[13:58] Fyodor**
Right?
**[14:01] Bram**
You, who interrupts my slumber.
Who are you?
**[14:05] Bram**
Depending on your answer,
I may not spare you.
**[14:09] Aya**
I, er... I'm...
**[14:12] Bram**
I cannot hear you.
**[14:14] Bram**
Who do you think I am?
**[14:16] Bram**
Know that I am the master of darkness.
**[14:22] Bram**
Your life is naught but the fleeting morn dew
in the moments before cockcrow.
**[14:27] Bram**
Understand?
**[14:29] Aya**
No. I have no idea what you just said.
**[14:31] Aya**
What's a cockcrow?
**[14:33] Bram**
Basically, I am the lord and the storm.
**[14:36] Bram**
The heavens and the hells.
**[14:38] Bram**
Wherefore...
**[14:41] Bram**
I suddenly don't care anymore.
**[14:44] Bram**
G'night.
**[14:47] Aya**
Wait...
**[14:49] Aya**
Why do you look like that?
**[14:51] Aya**
You've got no body from the neck down.
**[14:54] Aya**
How do you wash your face in the morning?
**[14:57] Bram**
I do not.
**[14:58] Aya**
Gross.
**[14:59] Aya**
You're so different from
how you seemed at first.
**[15:02] Aya**
Aren't you with that scary
old guy with the katana?
**[15:06] Bram**
On the contrary.
**[15:08] Bram**
Fukuchi is my shackle.
**[15:10] Bram**
My arch-nemesis who impaled
me upon this holy sword
**[15:13] Bram**
and took from me the
ability to control my kin.
**[15:15] Aya**
Arch-nemesis?
**[15:19] Aya**
What's your name?
**[15:20] Bram**
Count Bram.
**[15:22] Aya**
I'll just call you Bra-chan, then.
**[15:24] Bram**
Bra-chan?
**[15:25] Aya**
Hey, Bra-chan, tell me everything.
**[15:27] Aya**
How did the crisis start?
**[15:29] Aya**
What's going on now?
**[15:30] Aya**
Everything.
**[15:31] Bram**
It will take a while.
**[15:34] Fukuchi**
*Damn it all!*
**[15:36] Fukuchi**
* They won't let me use the One Order*
* unless the vampire armies attack?!*
**[15:41] Fukuchi**
*Very well.*
**[15:42] Fukuchi**
*I'll give them exactly that.*
**[15:44] Fukuchi**
*I'll start the battle!*
**[15:47] Fukuchi**
* Eight amphibious assault vessels and*
* 60 rocket-equipped destroyers in the Pacific.*
**[15:53] Fukuchi**
* High-altitude cruise missiles*
* armed in their silos.*
**[15:57] Fukuchi**
* Airborne troops landing*
* throughout the entire world.*
**[16:00] Fukuchi**
*A military deployment akin to a world war!*
**[16:04] Fukuchi**
*I can pull the trigger oh so easily.*
**[16:07] Fukuchi**
*All I need do is to wield Bram's holy sword.*
**[16:10] Fukuchi**
Bram!
**[16:14] Fukuchi**
He's gone!
**[16:15] Fukuchi**
Bram's been stolen?!
**[16:19] Aya**
*What the hell am I doing?!*
**[16:21] Aya**
*I can't believe myself!*
**[16:23] Fukuchi**
* Without Bram, I can't order the*
* vampires of the world to march!*
**[16:28] Fukuchi**
* The release of the One Order and*
* the worldwide rewriting of reality*
**[16:30] Fukuchi**
*using the back of the page become impossible!*
**[16:35] Fukuchi**
Instruct the vampires to shut
down all areas of the airport!
**[16:39] Fukuchi**
* I suspect it was one of*
* Jouno's men who stole him.*
**[16:42] Fukuchi**
When you find the thief...
**[16:45] Fukuchi**
Kill them!
**[16:48] Sigma**
*I am Sigma...*
**[16:50] Sigma**
*A man of the casino.*
**[16:52] Sigma**
*I'm aware that I come from very special origins.*
**[16:56] Sigma**
*Yet...*
**[16:57] Sigma**
*I can't help but wonder...*
**[17:01] Dazai**
So this'll causes death in half an hour, huh?
**[17:04] Nikolai**
Yup!
**[17:05] Nikolai**
You'll be bleeding from
every orifice of your body.
**[17:08] Fyodor**
It's a work of art.
**[17:09] Sigma**
*Am I the only sane person in this room?*
**[17:13] Nikolai**
The game's simple.
**[17:15] Nikolai**
Whoever escapes from Mersault first wins.
**[17:17] Nikolai**
I'll have the two of you
take that injection.
**[17:20] Nikolai**
Only the first to escape
will receive this antidote!
**[17:25] Nikolai**
Which means...
**[17:26] Fyodor**
In half an hour,
either Dazai-kun or I will die.
**[17:30] Nikolai**
I must apologize to you, Dazai-kun.
**[17:34] Nikolai**
I'm really only interested
in killing Fyodor-kun,
**[17:37] Nikolai**
but this is the only way I can
get him to take the poison.
**[17:41] Dazai**
Why apologize?
**[17:43] Dazai**
This is a fantastic opportunity.
**[17:45] Dazai**
A gift from heaven.
**[17:46] Fyodor**
Indeed.
**[17:48] Fyodor**
But it's also a little sad to think my
chess buddy will be gone in half an hour.
**[17:53] Dazai**
You're already sure you're going to win?
**[17:55] Fyodor**
What other conclusion could there be?
**[18:01] Sigma**
* These guys laughed while*
* taking a lethal injection.*
**[18:07] Nikolai**
It's time for the apostatic Nikolai Game!
**[18:12] Nikolai**
Let's begin.
**[18:15] Announcement**
*Emergency announcement.*
**[18:17] Announcement**
*A vehicle has caught fire
at the Terminal 2 runway.*
**[18:22] Announcement**
*For your safety, we are escorting
all visitors outside the building.*
**[18:25] Guard A (male)**
Please line up single file.
**[18:26] Guard B (female)**
Please allow us to inspect your belongings.
**[18:28] Aya**
Shoot, everything's closed.
**[18:31] Bram**
Take me back.
**[18:32] Aya**
We could easily escape if only
we can get out of the airport...
**[18:36] Bram**
Take me back to my coffin.
**[18:38] Bram**
I'm sleepy.
**[18:39] Aya**
Hey, Bra-chan, do something about them!
**[18:42] Bram**
You ask me to help you, a lowly thief?
**[18:45] Bram**
How laughable.
**[18:47] Aya**
I see.
**[18:49] Aya**
So that's how you're gonna be.
**[18:51] Bram**
Your attitude has become insolent.
**[18:56] Aya**
It won't come out.
**[18:57] Bram**
How dare you! You fool!
**[18:59] Bram**
This sword will not come out!
**[19:01] Bram**
It's embedded in my brain!
**[19:04] Aya**
Meaning?
**[19:06] Bram**
It hurts a lot when you pull on it.
**[19:08] Aya**
But we have to do something,
or there's going to be worldwide war!
**[19:11] Aya**
We have to do something!
**[19:13] Bram**
A foolish girl you are.
**[19:15] Bram**
I am the archduke of darkness.
**[19:17] Bram**
King of demons, enemy of man.
**[19:22] Aya**
You're right.
**[19:24] Aya**
You're talking to a complete idiot.
**[19:27] Aya**
To prove it, look at this.
**[19:31] Aya**
I can't stop shaking.
**[19:35] Aya**
I don't have anything.
**[19:37] Aya**
No special abilities,
no knowledge, no strength.
**[19:41] Aya**
All I have is the determination
**[19:44] Aya**
I've built up over ten years,
to never run away in this kind of crisis.
**[19:48] Bram**
You are ten years of age?
**[19:51] Bram**
Not even old enough to use a loom.
**[19:55] Bram**
Why does such a girl fight?
**[19:58] Aya**
Why?
**[20:02] (Flashback) Father**
No!
**[20:03] (Flashback) Father**
Wrap the rag around your fingers!
**[20:06] (Flashback) Father**
Don't step on the edge of
the tatami when you scrub.
**[20:09] (Flashback) Father**
The water bucket is to be three-fifths full.
**[20:12] (Flashback) Father**
Your mother could clean, cook,
sew, manage the finances...
**[20:16] (Flashback) Father**
She could do everything.
She was the perfect woman.
**[20:19] (Flashback) Aya**
Okay, but justice is my—
**[20:21] (Flashback) Father**
You're a failure of a woman!
**[20:29] Aya**
So, Bra-chan, all I've got is determination.
**[20:34] Aya**
That's why I need help from
the people of that world.
**[20:37] Aya**
Okay? Please?
**[20:39] Aya**
I'll do anything in return.
**[20:41] Bram**
In return?
**[20:43] Bram**
There's little a commoner could offer.
**[20:54] Bram**
You most certainly could
not offer me this...
**[20:58] Bram**
but there is one treasure I desire.
**[21:02] Aya**
What?!
**[21:03] Bram**
The ultimate mechanical orchestra,
of which I hear rumors...
**[21:07] Bram**
The legendary treasure, containing
musicians in a box the size of a fist...
**[21:15] Bram**
The wireless radio!
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[21:19] Aya**
Huh?
**[21:20] Bram**
It shall soothe me in my long
slumber within the coffin.
**[21:25] Bram**
Provide me with this treasure,
and I shall be glad to offer you my flesh.
**[21:31] Aya**
A r-radio?
**[21:33] Bram**
See?
**[21:35] Bram**
You cannot, can you?
**[21:36] Aya**
A radio...
**[21:37] Aya**
Did my dad use one before?
**[21:40] Aya**
No, but...
**[21:42] Aya**
Will this do?
***SIGN*** Kiseki
**[21:50] Aya**
I've got 200 online channels.
**[21:52] Aya**
And you can find just about
any music if you pay for it.
**[22:00] Bram**
I may have this?
**[22:01] Aya**
Yeah.
**[22:03] Aya**
It's yours.
**[22:09] Bram**
Are you a goddess?
***SIGN*** Next Episode Episode 57
***SIGN*** At the Port in the Sky (Part 3)
# 57 - At the Port in the Sky (Part 3)
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***SIGN*** In half an hour
from now
**[00:00] Dazai**
In half an hour from now...
**[00:03] Fyodor**
...one of us dies.
***SIGN*** one of us
dies
**[00:07] Nikolai**
Now...
**[00:09] Nikolai**
Now...
**[00:10] Nikolai**
Now, now, now!
**[00:13] Nikolai**
Time for a belated explanation!
**[00:15] Nikolai**
Until now, the two of you were
imprisoned in the lowest level.
**[00:19] Nikolai**
A special ability space created
to hold dangerous Gifted,
**[00:22] Nikolai**
known casually as the Happy Ball!
**[00:25] Nikolai**
Right now, we're a level above it, on the
fourth floor of the general detention area.
**[00:29] Nikolai**
Still, the world's most elite security firms are
standing watch on the route to the surface.
**[00:36] Nikolai**
First, the halls of each floor are
divided into dozens of *cells*.
**[00:41] Nikolai**
A twelve-digit key is needed
to pass through each.
**[00:45] Nikolai**
The keys are changed every six hours.
**[00:49] Nikolai**
Get it wrong once,
and it'll never open again.
**[00:59] Nikolai**
The walls and doors of each cell are
a whopping 120 centimeters thick!
**[01:04] Nikolai**
And they're made of anti-special ability metals,
making them impossible to break through.
**[01:09] Nikolai**
Even if you get through past the walls,
the elevators are even more of a pain.
**[01:15] Nikolai**
The only way to get to the higher levels
is aboard one of these elevators.
**[01:19] Nikolai**
But operating them requires
handprint, voiceprint, retina,
**[01:23] Nikolai**
as well as DNA identification.
**[01:26] Nikolai**
I hope you've had plenty to eat...
**[01:30] Nikolai**
Because there's still more!
**[01:32] Nikolai**
Heavily armed guards patrol each floor.
**[01:36] Nikolai**
They'll shoot on sight.
**[01:39] Nikolai**
Man!
**[01:41] Nikolai**
I love my plan, but neither of you are
getting out even if you had a million lives.
**[01:47] Nikolai**
Oh!
**[01:48] Nikolai**
I forgot to tell you about the worst part.
**[01:52] Nikolai**
As soon as an intruder is detected,
the blast doors close
**[01:55] Nikolai**
and the cells are filled with
water ten seconds later.
**[02:00] Nikolai**
And just for good measure,
it's not regular water,
**[02:03] Nikolai**
but heavy water, made from a
different isotope of hydrogen.
**[02:06] Nikolai**
It's denser than normal water,
which makes it very difficult to swim in.
**[02:11] Nikolai**
It's also toxic, and will
kill you if you drink enough.
**[02:16] Nikolai**
Of course, you'll die in thirty minutes
from the poison we injected anyway.
**[02:22] Nikolai**
Well?
**[02:23] Nikolai**
Do you want to cry yet?
**[02:28] Sigma**
*These guys...*
**[02:29] Sigma**
* They're gleefully picturing*
* the other drowning to death.*
**[02:33] Nikolai**
Now!
**[02:34] Nikolai**
I'll top it off with some good news!
**[02:37] Nikolai**
In honor of your march towards certain doom,
I've got a bit of a present for you!
**[02:45] Nikolai**
Assistant, bring me *the thing*.
**[02:47] Sigma**
I'm not your assistant!
**[02:53] Nikolai**
I'll allow you each to
take one of these items.
**[02:57] Nikolai**
They're powerful weapons that
may lead to your victory.
**[03:01] Nikolai**
First, a radio used by the armed guards.
**[03:04] Nikolai**
You'll need one of these to
know where the guards are.
**[03:08] Nikolai**
Second, a top level clearance door card.
**[03:12] Nikolai**
The door to the ocean heliport can
only be opened with one of these.
**[03:16] Nikolai**
Third, coin bombs.
**[03:18] Nikolai**
Now with extra explosives!
**[03:20] Nikolai**
Leftovers from when I snuck in here.
**[03:23] Nikolai**
Fourth, a satellite phone.
**[03:26] Nikolai**
There's radio reception on the first floor.
**[03:28] Nikolai**
If you make it there, you can request help
from any of your accomplices worldwide.
**[03:32] Nikolai**
In some ways, it's the most powerful weapon.
**[03:35] Sigma**
*The question is which ones they'll choose.*
**[03:37] Dazai**
I see.
**[03:39] Dazai**
So the battle...
**[03:41] Fyodor**
has already begun.
**[03:45] Dazai**
Feel free to choose first.
**[03:47] Fyodor**
Why, thank you very much.
**[03:51] Fyodor**
I'll take this one.
**[03:54] Nikolai**
I see!
**[03:55] Nikolai**
Very well.
**[03:57] Sigma**
* That door card is needed*
* to make it to the exit.*
**[04:00] Sigma**
*It's absolutely necessary to win.*
**[04:03] Sigma**
* Fyodor's actions are*
* incomprehensible and freakish,*
**[04:07] Sigma**
* but in fact, he's more calculating*
* and rational than anyone.*
**[04:11] Nikolai**
Now, Dazai-kun, what will you choose?
**[04:18] Dazai**
Let's see...
**[04:19] Dazai**
I like this one.
**[04:26] Sigma**
Me?!
**[04:29] Nikolai**
I like you!
**[04:31] Nikolai**
You're great.
**[04:33] Fyodor**
*What are you...*
**[04:35] Sigma**
*...thinking?*
***SIGN*** Episode 57
At the Port in the Sky
(Part 3)
**[06:11] Aya**
It's just like Dad said a long time ago.
**[06:13] Aya**
Airport exits are made to be easy
to secure for security reasons.
**[06:19] Bram**
Your dad?
**[06:21] Aya**
My dad's a cop.
**[06:24] Aya**
No, never mind him.
**[06:28] Aya**
The point is, it's really hard to get out
of an airport once it's locked down.
**[06:34] Aya**
Just to be sure...
**[06:35] Aya**
You can't give those guards
orders, can you, Bra-chan?
**[06:38] Bram**
It's impossible.
**[06:39] Bram**
My powers have been taken
away by this holy sword.
**[06:43] Bram**
The only time I can command my kin
is when Fukuchi wields the sword.
**[06:48] Aya**
Seriously?
**[06:50] Aya**
What do we do?
**[06:52] Aya**
Do you have any ideas?
**[06:54] Bram**
I do.
**[06:56] Bram**
Dig a hole and sleep for
two hundred years or so.
**[06:58] Bram**
Wait for the situation to improve.
**[07:00] Aya**
You'd be a total slouch if it weren't
for your ability, wouldn't you?
**[07:04] Bram**
Girl, are you a fast runner?
**[07:09] Aya**
I'm the fastest sprinter in my class. Why?
**[07:13] Bram**
That's most fortunate.
**[07:15] Bram**
Run!
**[07:22] Sigma**
Answer my question!
**[07:23] Sigma**
Why me?
**[07:25] Sigma**
Why did you choose me from all those things?
**[07:28] Sigma**
What are you plotting?
**[07:29] Dazai**
Do you know what I'm thinking right now?
**[07:33] Sigma**
What?
**[07:34] Dazai**
It's so big!
**[07:35] Dazai**
Compared to living in that cramped cell,
it's like a ballroom!
**[07:39] Dazai**
Let's dance!
**[07:42] Sigma**
What are you going to use me for?
**[07:45] Sigma**
How will you defeat Fyodor?
**[07:47] Sigma**
Also...
**[07:48] Sigma**
Stop!
**[07:52] Dazai**
I stopped.
**[07:54] Sigma**
You...
**[07:56] Sigma**
Stop dicking around for once!
**[07:58] Sigma**
Fyodor's getting closer
to the exit as we speak!
**[08:01] Dazai**
I'm not sure about that.
**[08:05] Nikolai**
Aren't you going?
**[08:07] Nikolai**
It's been five minutes
since the game started.
**[08:09] Nikolai**
You can still swap your little present
for another one if you want.
**[08:14] Fyodor**
I have another card to play.
**[08:17] Nikolai**
I see.
**[08:19] Nikolai**
You've got your own tricks up your sleeves.
**[08:33] Bram**
Disrespectful.
**[08:37] Aya**
Thanks, Bra-chan!
**[08:41] Aya**
Oh, no!
**[08:44] Aya**
We're surrounded!
**[08:45] Bram**
Escape on your own.
**[08:47] Bram**
I'm the only one they're after.
**[08:49] Aya**
I can't.
**[08:50] Aya**
Not that.
**[08:51] Aya**
If they take you, it's all over.
**[08:58] Aya**
*What do I do?*
**[09:00] Aya**
*What am I supposed to do?*
**[09:02] (Flashback) Father**
You're a failure of a woman!
**[09:06] Aya**
*What do I...*
**[09:09] Kenji**
This is what you do!
**[09:20] Kenji**
Rampo-san told me to come help you.
**[09:24] Dazai**
Oh, so fun!
**[09:27] Dazai**
How wonderful freedom is!
**[09:31] Sigma**
Come on. How long are you going to dance?
**[09:34] Sigma**
Don't forget about the game!
**[09:38] Dazai**
Wanna go tour around the jail?
**[09:40] Dazai**
It's not somewhere you
get to see all the time!
**[09:43] Sigma**
You might as well go tour hell!
**[09:45] Dazai**
Oh, I know!
**[09:49] Sigma**
Hey, where are you going?
**[09:51] Sigma**
The exit isn't that way.
**[09:53] Dazai**
I'm going to the staff pantry.
**[09:55] Dazai**
I got so bored of prison food.
**[09:57] Dazai**
I want a bellyfull of sweet stuff!
**[10:00] Sigma**
I'm leaving on my own.
**[10:04] Sigma**
You have no chance against Fyodor.
**[10:07] Sigma**
That's clear to me now.
**[10:10] Sigma**
I can't allow myself to lose.
**[10:13] [SONG] Text**
Five days ago—
**[10:14] (Flashback) Sigma**
Expose Fyodor's ability?
**[10:17] (Flashback) Sigma**
I'm grateful that you saved me,
**[10:20] (Flashback) Sigma**
but there's no way I could
accomplish something like that.
**[10:23] (Flashback) Sigma**
Why me, anyway?
**[10:25] (Flashback) Nikolai**
Because I think it'd be fun.
**[10:27] (Flashback) Sigma**
*Right, that's the kind of person he is.*
**[10:31] (Flashback) Nikolai**
Though, this request is
to your benefit, too.
**[10:34] (Flashback) Nikolai**
Fyodor-kun will find out soon enough
that your assassination was a failure.
**[10:39] (Flashback) Nikolai**
In other words, unless you kill him,
you'll never find a peaceful home.
**[10:46] (Flashback) Sigma**
Home?
**[10:49] Sigma**
* It shocked me how strongly*
* that word spoke to me.*
**[10:54] Sigma**
* Everyone in the world has a*
* home that they're born to.*
**[10:58] Sigma**
*Except me.*
**[11:01] Sigma**
* I was born from nothing, and someone*
* has been manipulating me ever since.*
**[11:07] Sigma**
*Fyodor.*
**[11:09] Sigma**
*Nikolai.*
**[11:10] Sigma**
*And Dazai.*
**[11:18] Sigma**
*I'm defeating Fyodor.*
**[11:20] Sigma**
* And I'm going to find my own home,*
* where I can be safe from others.*
**[11:26] Sigma**
*I won't let anyone use me anymore.*
**[11:31] Dazai**
I see how it is.
**[11:33] Dazai**
You're lotsa fun!
**[11:35] Dazai**
Okay!
**[11:36] Dazai**
I promise I'll get you out of here alive.
**[11:39] Sigma**
Get off me!
**[11:44] Sigma**
What was that?
**[11:45] Sigma**
Was that from a higher floor?
**[11:53] Briareus**
Have you heard of the most powerful
Gifted guard in this prison?
**[11:57] Briareus**
Briareus, the Hundred-Hander?
**[12:01] Briareus**
You're looking at him right now.
**[12:06] Briareus**
I'm impressed, intruder.
**[12:12] Sigma**
It's quiet again.
**[12:14] Dazai**
It's an intruder.
**[12:17] Sigma**
How do you know?
**[12:20] Dazai**
An angel whispered so in my ear.
**[12:23] Sigma**
An angel?
**[12:24] Sigma**
What are you talking about?
**[12:27] Sigma**
*Some kind of communicator?*
**[12:29] Sigma**
*He doesn't have a radio, though.*
**[12:32] Sigma**
And who is this intruder?
**[12:35] Dazai**
Who else would it be?
**[12:38] Sigma**
One of Fyodor's men?
**[12:48] Nikolai**
Whoa, holy shit!
**[12:49] Nikolai**
Well, time to bounce!
**[12:57] Guard A**
Prisoner D18, don't move!
**[12:59] Guard A**
Raise your hands.
**[13:00] Guard A**
Resist, and you will be shot.
**[13:10] Fyodor**
I finally have my pawns.
**[13:17] Sigma**
Wow...
**[13:19] Dazai**
I see.
**[13:21] Dazai**
I know who the intruder is now.
**[13:25] Guard C**
*Intruder on Level 4!*
**[13:27] Guard C**
*Backup—*
**[13:28] Dazai**
Damn it, Fyodor...
**[13:30] Dazai**
That's one nasty card he's playing.
**[13:34] Guard C**
*This Gifted intruder...*
**[13:36] Guard C**
...manipulates gravity!
**[13:39] Guard C**
It's Nakahara Chuuya!
**[13:46] Sigma**
Nakahara Chuuya?
**[13:48] Dazai**
That makes it two-versus-two.
**[13:52] Dazai**
It's me and you against Fyodor and Chuuya.
**[13:57] Sigma**
*W-We don't stand a chance.*
***SIGN*** Do you know the phrase "tear away and toss"?
**[14:03] Aya**
*Do you know the phrase "tear away and toss"?*
**[14:08] Aya**
*I've always thought it was a weird phrase.*
**[14:12] Aya**
* I mean, what kind of situation*
* is that, tearing and tossing?*
**[14:17] Aya**
*But I get it now.*
**[14:25] Aya**
**This *is what it means.*
**[14:29] Kenji**
There.
**[14:31] Kenji**
All clean.
**[14:33] Aya**
Um...
**[14:34] Aya**
You're the guy from the
Detective Agency, aren't you?
**[14:37] Aya**
Why are you here?
**[14:38] Kenji**
I'm following Rampo-san's
instructions, of course.
**[14:41] Kenji**
A sudden airport lockdown.
**[14:43] Kenji**
The vampires looking for someone.
**[14:46] Kenji**
An abandoned coffin and
countless katana marks.
**[14:50] Kenji**
It wasn't hard for Rampo-san to figure out
that someone's running from Fukuchi.
**[14:57] Kenji**
Anyway, my job is to rescue you
and deliver you to safety.
**[15:03] Kenji**
I'll take you to a safe
special ability space.
**[15:07] Kenji**
Well, let's go!
**[15:08] Bram**
Hold it.
**[15:09] Bram**
That outfit...
**[15:12] Bram**
It smells of dirt.
**[15:13] Bram**
Are you a farmer?
**[15:15] Bram**
Are you interested in cultivating my land?
**[15:19] Aya**
Is this really the time to be head-hunting?
**[15:21] Aya**
You probably don't even have any land.
**[15:23] Kenji**
Thank you!
**[15:26] Kenji**
But I'm already working on my own farm,
**[15:28] Kenji**
and I'm a member of the
Detective Agency on the side.
**[15:32] Aya**
It's a side gig?
**[15:36] Kenji**
Say, mister decapitated head,
do you get wolves on your land?
**[15:40] Bram**
Wolves?
**[15:42] Bram**
Ah, I do.
**[15:43] Bram**
Pesky beats that attack my sheep.
**[15:48] Kenji**
You must understand the
current situation, then.
**[15:51] Kenji**
There's a wolf here now.
**[16:05] Tetchou**
Evil begone.
**[16:07] Kenji**
I have to protect the sheep.
**[16:10] Atsushi**
*Hurry! Hurry!*
**[16:12] Atsushi**
* Rampo-san said the rules of*
* the battle have changed.*
**[16:17] (Flashback) Rampo**
This isn't so much close-quarters guerrilla
warfare anymore as it is a ball game.
**[16:23] (Flashback) Rampo**
Whoever chases Bram and the
girl onto their own turf wins.
**[16:29] (Flashback) Rampo**
Do you know what that means, Atsushi?
**[16:32] (Flashback) Rampo**
It means that you,
the fastest runner, are the key.
**[16:42] Atsushi**
*That girl...*
**[16:44] Atsushi**
*Is that...?*
**[16:45] Atsushi**
What's wrong?
**[16:46] Atsushi**
Are you all right?
**[16:48] Girl**
I was separated from
someone important to me.
**[16:51] Girl**
But it's okay.
**[16:52] Girl**
I finally found them.
**[16:54] Atsushi**
Oh.
**[16:55] Atsushi**
That's good, then.
**[16:56] Atsushi**
But who's this important person?
**[16:58] Girl**
You.
**[17:04] Teruko**
Exciting, isn't it?
My beloved wanted criminal!
**[17:08] Teruko**
I can't wait to hear how you scream.
**[17:11] Atsushi**
*A Hunting Dog!*
**[17:14] Aya**
Guy from the Detective Agency!
**[17:16] Kenji**
Run away without me.
**[17:18] Kenji**
I'm not sure if I can beat him or not.
**[17:23] Aya**
Let's go, Bra-chan!
**[17:24] Bram**
What about the security?
**[17:26] Aya**
It's fine.
**[17:27] Aya**
I have an idea.
**[17:29] Bram**
Die not, peasant!
**[17:31] Kenji**
Thank you for your patience.
**[17:33] Tetchou**
Of course.
**[17:35] Tetchou**
It's you I have business with,
Detective Agency.
**[17:38] Kenji**
Me?
**[17:40] Tetchou**
Where's Jouno?
**[17:43] Tetchou**
Jouno's missing.
**[17:45] Tetchou**
What have you done with him?
**[17:47] Kenji**
You're looking for someone named Jouno-san?
**[17:50] Tetchou**
That's right.
**[17:51] Tetchou**
Where is he?
**[17:52] Kenji**
I don't know.
**[17:53] Kenji**
Shall I help you look for him?
**[17:56] Tetchou**
What?
**[17:57] Tetchou**
You're gonna help me find him?
**[17:59] Kenji**
Yup!
**[18:00] Tetchou**
That'd be great.
**[18:04] Tetchou**
No, wait.
**[18:06] Tetchou**
Sorry, I made a mistake.
**[18:08] Tetchou**
I'm told that Jouno was captured by the
vampires when he was with the Captain.
**[18:14] Tetchou**
In other words,
the Detective Agency is behind it.
**[18:18] Kenji**
I really don't know, though.
**[18:20] Tetchou**
Then why did you let the
leader of the vampires go?
**[18:24] Kenji**
Ah, there's a reason for that.
**[18:31] Tetchou**
I apologize, but I don't have time to chat.
**[18:34] Tetchou**
I'm helping Jouno.
**[18:36] Tetchou**
And I'm doing that in the
quickest way possible.
**[18:46] Teruko**
Now, then, what shall
I have you tell me first?
**[18:49] Teruko**
How about we start with your will?
**[18:52] Teruko**
I keep killing people before
I get to hear them.
**[18:55] Atsushi**
* She won't budge,*
* even with my tiger strength.*
**[19:01] Teruko**
Oops.
**[19:04] Teruko**
Were you about to contact your buddies?
**[19:07] Teruko**
What a waste of effort.
**[19:10] Atsushi**
Not quite.
**[19:12] Tachihara**
*Teruko-san, if you're watching this,*
**[19:16] Tachihara**
* it means that I'm dead or*
* enduring something even worse.*
**[19:20] Teruko**
Tachihara...
**[19:22] Atsushi**
You said you were looking for me?
**[19:25] Atsushi**
You're wrong.
**[19:26] Atsushi**
I was looking for *you*.
**[19:28] Atsushi**
So I could show you that.
**[19:31] Tachihara**
*I won't pretend I'm okay with this.*
**[19:33] Tachihara**
* Just thinking about being*
* dead makes me sick.*
**[19:37] Tachihara**
*But it'd be even worse dying in vain,*
**[19:41] Tachihara**
*so I'll report on my investigation.*
**[19:44] Tachihara**
*The Detective Agency was innocent.*
**[19:50] Teruko**
A falsified video.
**[19:52] Atsushi**
Think what you want, then.
**[19:55] Tachihara**
*I'm going, now.*
**[19:57] Tachihara**
* Honestly, I'm really not the type to*
* risk my life on some damn mission.*
**[20:05] Tachihara**
* Maybe I'm finally a little closer*
* to being an exhilarating badass.*
**[20:12] (Flashback) Teruko**
Tachihara...
**[20:14] (Flashback) Teruko**
The heroes of justice are gonna
go save the world wounded.
**[20:19] (Flashback) Teruko**
Don't you think this makes for
quite the exhilarating picture?
**[20:23] Tachihara**
*Well, then...*
**[20:25] Atsushi**
He's been missing since then.
**[20:28] Atsushi**
The enemy mastermind probably got him.
**[20:31] Tachihara**
So?
**[20:32] Tachihara**
What's the Detective Agency's plan?
**[20:35] Atsushi**
If you'll cooperate, I'll tell you.
**[20:37] Tachihara**
On one condition.
**[20:39] Tachihara**
I want to meet the person
proposing the Agency's plans.
**[20:42] Atsushi**
Rampo-san?
**[20:44] Teruko**
Showing me this video was part
of his plan, too, wasn't it?
**[20:48] Teruko**
How cocky.
**[20:50] Teruko**
I'll decide whether or not to
help after I meet with him.
**[20:54] Atsushi**
*That's definitely too dangerous.*
**[20:57] Atsushi**
* There's no guarantee she's overcome the page*
* and trusts the Detective Agency like Tachihara.*
**[21:04] Atsushi**
* But if she does, we can get*
* the Hunting Dogs on our side.*
**[21:10] Atsushi**
All right.
**[21:11] Atsushi**
Give me a moment.
**[21:16] Atsushi**
* Rampo-san would have a*
* chance at convincing her.*
**[21:47] Tetchou**
Is this the Detective Agency's
brute-force Gifted?
**[21:50] Tetchou**
He's fierce.
**[21:52] Tetchou**
But...
**[21:56] Kenji**
*He's so strong!*
**[21:58] Tetchou**
I am a Hunting Dog!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
Episode 58
***SIGN*** Land of Inhuman Demons (Part 1)
# 58 - Land of Inhuman Demons (Part 1)
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**[00:00] [SONG] Text**
Understood.
**[00:00] Atsushi**
Understood.
**[00:02] [SONG] Text**
Yes.
**[00:02] Atsushi**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Please be careful,
Rampo-san.
**[00:03] Atsushi**
Please be careful, Rampo-san.
**[00:09] Atsushi**
We'll rendezvous with
Rampo-san at Runway 122R.
**[00:13] Atsushi**
Let's go.
**[00:14] Teruko**
Indeed.
**[00:16] Teruko**
Now, then, give me a ride
on the tiger's back!
**[00:18] Atsushi**
Huh?
**[00:19] Teruko**
You are the Hunting Dogs' servant!
**[00:21] Teruko**
Thus, from now on, you are our car!
**[00:25] Teruko**
Dogs riding cats!
**[00:27] Teruko**
What a hoot!
**[00:29] Atsushi**
I'm a tiger, not a cat.
**[00:31] Atsushi**
I just realized...
**[00:33] Atsushi**
I don't like dealing with these
kinds of people in general.
**[00:40] Teruko**
Now, go!
**[00:41] Teruko**
This airport is a giant amusement park!
**[00:43] Atsushi**
All right, fine.
**[00:45] Atsushi**
But please cooperate with us.
**[00:48] Teruko**
Cooperate?
**[00:49] Atsushi**
You know...
**[00:50] Atsushi**
Convince the others not to
attack the Detective Agency.
**[00:54] Teruko**
Of course, I'll instruct my
henchmen appropriately by radio.
**[00:57] Teruko**
But Tetchou aside, Jouno is missing.
**[01:01] Teruko**
I can't guarantee anything.
**[01:04] Atsushi**
Although, Rampo-san did
deduce that he'd be missing.
**[01:08] Atsushi**
Huh?
**[01:10] Atsushi**
Jouno-san was defeated by the
vampires and taken away...
**[01:13] Atsushi**
That's what Rampo-san deduced.
**[01:16] Atsushi**
And the enemy announced that it
was the Detective Agency's doing.
**[01:20] Atsushi**
Which means it doesn't make sense...
**[01:23] Atsushi**
that you would tell me
Jouno-san's missing.
**[01:27] Atsushi**
How could such an inconsistency happen?
**[01:29] Atsushi**
No matter what we'd done with Jouno-san,
**[01:32] Atsushi**
you would have attacked me for it.
**[01:35] Teruko**
What, is that what you were worrying about?
**[01:38] Teruko**
The Detectives got that one wrong.
**[01:41] Teruko**
I'll tell you how later.
**[01:43] Atsushi**
Rampo-san doesn't get things wrong.
**[01:49] Teruko**
Well, shucks.
**[01:51] Teruko**
Normally, I'm the one making people fess up.
**[01:54] Teruko**
You're rather difficult, aren't you?
**[02:04] Teruko**
Copper whip, Ajuga blossom.
**[02:07] Atsushi**
*Sh-She got me!*
**[02:08] Atsushi**
*She's already being controlled!*
**[02:13] Teruko**
I'm sorry.
**[02:17] Atsushi**
Age manipulation!
**[02:21] Teruko**
Sleep, child.
**[03:59] Tetchou**
Everyone misunderstands Jouno.
**[04:08] Tetchou**
Jouno is cold.
**[04:10] Tetchou**
But in fact, he despises tyranny
and protects the powerless.
**[04:15] Tetchou**
I'll ask again. Tell me where Jouno is.
***SIGN*** Episode 58
***SIGN*** Land of Inhuman Demons (Part 1)
**[04:22] Tetchou**
My correct course of action ought
to be going after that vampire.
**[04:28] Tetchou**
But for just five minutes I turn my
attention not to justice, but to Jouno.
**[04:32] Tetchou**
Answer me!
**[04:34] Tetchou**
Where is Jouno?
**[04:38] Teruko**
*Message to the Hunting Dogs.*
**[04:40] Teruko**
*I've captured one of the Detective Agents.*
**[04:43] Teruko**
I'll hereby torture him into
revealing the enemy's plans.
**[04:46] Teruko**
Hold off the other members of the
Agency so they don't interfere.
**[04:50] Tetchou**
Understood.
**[04:53] Tetchou**
The radio's working again.
**[04:55] Kenji**
Torture?
**[04:58] Tetchou**
Correct.
**[04:59] Tetchou**
I sympathize, but your comrade is doomed.
**[05:07] Kenji**
I have to help.
**[05:11] Tetchou**
How?
**[05:25] Tetchou**
What the...
**[05:26] Tetchou**
What just happened to me?
**[05:31] Kenji**
I have to help.
**[05:34] Kenji**
I have to help.
**[05:36] Kenji**
I have to help.
**[05:38] Kenji**
I have to help.
**[05:46] Tetchou**
Bastard!
**[05:48] Tetchou**
Do not mock me!
**[05:57] (Flashback) Atsushi**
Oh, Kunikida-san, when I went
to work with Kenji-kun today...
**[06:02] (Flashback) Atsushi**
There was a tough-looking
man who was strangely kind.
**[06:07] (Flashback) Kunikida**
I'm not surprised.
**[06:09] (Flashback) Kunikida**
There's a certain unwritten law in Yokohama.
***SIGN*** You must never anger Kenji
**[06:13] (Flashback) Kunikida**
You must never anger Kenji.
**[06:16] (Flashback) Atsushi**
*Our* docile Kenji-kun?
**[06:18] (Flashback) Kunikida**
That's right.
**[06:19] (Flashback) Kunikida**
It's odd, isn't it?
**[06:21] (Flashback) Kunikida**
In fact, he's not docile at all.
**[06:24] (Flashback) Kunikida**
Just the opposite.
**[06:26] (Flashback) Kunikida**
There was a flood in a village
in the Tohoku region.
**[06:29] (Flashback) Kunikida**
The mudslide it caused was
the worst in fifty years.
**[06:33] (Flashback) Kunikida**
It was so severe that maps
later needed to be rewritten.
**[06:37] (Flashback) Kunikida**
But the village was practically untouched.
**[06:41] (Flashback) Kunikida**
The president went to investigate
and found the reason why.
**[06:45] (Flashback) Kunikida**
The village was left unharmed
**[06:47] (Flashback) Kunikida**
because something had changed the
direction of the coming mudslide.
**[06:51] (Flashback) Kunikida**
It was a boy from the village.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Kunikida**
Kenji had redirected the mudslide.
**[06:58] (Flashback) Kunikida**
He had gouged out the earth,
as though he were a giant god
**[07:01] (Flashback) Kunikida**
who'd thrown a giant boulder.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Atsushi**
A boulder?
**[07:04] (Flashback) Atsushi**
With his bare hands?
**[07:05] (Flashback) Kunikida**
That's right.
**[07:07] (Flashback) Kunikida**
His childhood friend was
buried alive by the mud.
**[07:10] (Flashback) Kunikida**
He says he has no memory of
what happened after that.
**[07:15] (Flashback) Kunikida**
His special ability grants him the
power of the forces of mother nature.
**[07:18] (Flashback) Kunikida**
He merely holds it in with
his tame personality.
**[07:22] (Flashback) Kunikida**
When danger and anger and looming
nightmares leave him cornered,
**[07:28] (Flashback) Kunikida**
*it* reveals itself.
**[07:30] (Flashback) Kunikida**
The fury contained within all creation.
**[07:33] (Flashback) Kunikida**
An eruption and a tsunami.
**[07:36] (Flashback) Kunikida**
Though it wouldn't do for him
to be angry all the time,
***SIGN*** Gurrrgle
**[07:39] (Flashback) Kunikida**
so he gets hungry instead.
**[07:41] (Flashback) Atsushi**
Which means, when Kenji-kun
gets *really angry...*
**[07:45] (Flashback) Kunikida**
You understand, don't you?
**[07:46] (Flashback) Kunikida**
Who could stop an eruption
with their bare hands?
**[08:01] Tetchou**
Kill me.
**[08:04] Tetchou**
I ought to have pursued justice.
**[08:06] Tetchou**
Thinking it over with a calm mind,
**[08:09] Tetchou**
Jouno would have never asked me
to abandon the mission to save him.
**[08:15] Tetchou**
I misjudged my friend, misjudged justice,
and misjudged the enemy.
**[08:20] Tetchou**
And this is the result.
**[08:23] Tetchou**
I'm not worthy of being a Hunting Dog.
**[08:26] Tetchou**
Kill me.
**[08:48] Kenji**
Let's find that person together.
**[08:53] Kenji**
Thinking it over with a calm mind,
I have no reason to be angry at you.
**[08:59] Tetchou**
Is that so?
**[09:05] Kenji**
What about you?
**[09:22] Kenji**
But first...
**[09:24] Kenji**
I used up too much strength.
**[09:27] Kenji**
Let me rest a bit.
**[09:29] Tetchou**
Yeah...
**[09:30] Tetchou**
Me, too.
**[09:34] Tetchou**
I'm Tetchou.
**[09:36] Tetchou**
You?
**[09:38] Kenji**
Kenji.
**[09:40] Tetchou**
Kenji.
**[09:42] Tetchou**
To have learned that name...
**[09:45] Tetchou**
is my greatest
accomplishment of the day.
**[09:51] Sigma**
Is this really safe?
**[09:53] Sigma**
It's the master of gravity,
Nakahara Chuuya, that we're up against.
**[09:56] Sigma**
He's way more powerful
in combat than we are.
**[10:00] Dazai**
It'll be fine!
**[10:02] Dazai**
I've been thinking of ways to kill Chuuya
every day for the past seven years.
**[10:07] Dazai**
Besides, I have an angel coming with me.
**[10:09] Sigma**
An angel?
**[10:11] Sigma**
You said the same thing earlier, too.
**[10:15] (Flashback) Dazai**
An angel whispered so in my ear.
**[10:17] Sigma**
Is that something you've been told
by an accomplice on the outside?
**[10:21] Dazai**
You're pretty sharp for a three-year-old.
**[10:30] Dazai**
You're right. I've been
in contact with Ango.
**[10:34] Dazai**
I quantify the information I want to
send him and encode it as a heart rate.
**[10:41] Dazai**
A sensor in my body detects it,
and Ango decodes it.
**[10:48] Sigma**
You're lying.
**[10:49] Sigma**
At least, that's only half of the truth.
**[10:52] Sigma**
There's a flaw to that method.
**[10:56] Sigma**
That method would only allow
you to send information.
**[10:59] Sigma**
It's a one-way street.
**[11:01] Sigma**
What about information from the surface?
**[11:03] Dazai**
Good observation.
**[11:05] Dazai**
Of course, I have my ways.
**[11:07] Dazai**
I have ways to receive information that
not even Fyodor would see through.
**[11:11] Dazai**
Wanna take a guess?
**[11:13] Dazai**
If you get it, you're superior to Fyodor!
**[11:22] Dazai**
*So easy.*
**[11:24] Dazai**
*He's the Atsushi-kun type.*
**[11:26] Sigma**
* How is Dazai getting information*
* from the outside?*
**[11:30] Sigma**
*It couldn't be letters or hidden radio.*
**[11:33] Sigma**
*The prison is thorough with its checks.*
**[11:36] Sigma**
*Some kind of special ability, then?*
**[11:38] Sigma**
*Telepathy, maybe?*
**[11:40] Sigma**
*No, that wouldn't do it.*
**[11:42] Sigma**
*Dazai's ability would nullify any telepathy.*
**[11:46] Sigma**
*What could be the answer?*
**[11:49] Sigma**
This isn't the time to for a quiz!
**[11:51] Sigma**
We need to hurry.
**[11:52] Sigma**
Just tell me!
**[11:54] Sigma**
We need to get out before Fyodor does!
**[11:56] Dazai**
I'm not escaping.
**[11:58] Sigma**
Huh?
**[11:59] Sigma**
What are you talking about?
**[12:00] Sigma**
Are you finally unhinged?
**[12:03] Sigma**
How do we win if you aren't going to escape?
**[12:05] Dazai**
It's simple.
**[12:07] Dazai**
We kill Fyodor before the end of the game.
**[12:13] Machine**
*Invalid code.*
**[12:17] Machine**
*Critical breach of detention.*
**[12:20] Machine**
*Engaging lockdown sequence.*
**[12:23] Fyodor**
Chuuya-san!
**[12:29] Dazai**
The walls of Mersault are made
of an anti-Gifted metal.
**[12:33] Dazai**
Not even Chuuya will get through it in time.
**[12:36] Dazai**
Chuuya is strong.
**[12:38] Dazai**
That's why...
**[12:41] Dazai**
We'll defeat him from here.
**[12:43] Sigma**
This is the central surveillance room.
**[12:46] Machine**
*Warning. Warning.*
**[12:48] Machine**
*This flooding process cannot be interrupted.*
**[12:56] Fyodor**
The circuitry's already shot.
**[12:59] Dazai**
Once the door's been closed,
it never opens again.
**[13:02] Dazai**
And there's no way to stop the flooding.
**[13:05] Sigma**
Wait... What are you doing?
**[13:07] Dazai**
This place isn't called the world's
most secure prison for nothing.
**[13:11] Sigma**
Don't open that door!
**[13:12] Sigma**
It leads to the surveillance control room!
**[13:15] Sigma**
Do you want us to be killed
by the armed guards inside?!
**[13:18] Dazai**
I already opened it.
**[13:30] Sigma**
You're kidding...
**[13:35] Sigma**
They're all done.
**[13:38] Sigma**
Did you do this?
**[13:40] Sigma**
But we opened the door just now...
**[13:44] Sigma**
How did you do this?!
**[13:46] Dazai**
I told you...
**[13:48] Dazai**
I stopped time.
**[13:54] Fyodor**
This is not good.
**[13:57] Sigma**
You stopped time?
**[13:59] Sigma**
That's impossible.
**[14:01] Sigma**
Yours is a nullifying ability.
**[14:03] Sigma**
Don't mess with me!
**[14:05] Dazai**
Mersault is a trade show
for dangerous Gifted.
**[14:08] Dazai**
Gifted from all around the world are here.
**[14:11] Dazai**
And *she's* among them.
**[14:15] Dazai**
A Gifted criminal.
**[14:17] Dazai**
The world's most successful thief.
**[14:20] Dazai**
She was arrested when she stole eight
military secrets in South America.
**[14:24] Dazai**
Her special ability is fascinating.
**[14:29] Dazai**
For just a few seconds...
she can stop all time around her.
**[14:36] Dazai**
She can affect a radius several
kilometers around her.
**[14:40] Dazai**
She and Ango made a plea deal.
**[14:43] Dazai**
In exchange for a shortened sentence,
she would stop time every morning.
**[14:49] Dazai**
And only the number of times
Ango instructs her to.
**[14:53] Sigma**
*What's the point of that?*
**[14:55] Sigma**
*She's restrained, isn't she?*
**[14:58] Sigma**
* So what use would it be*
* for her to stop time?*
**[15:02] Sigma**
* With time being stopped,*
* so is consciousness.*
**[15:05] Sigma**
* Thus, no one even knows*
* that time stopped.*
**[15:13] Sigma**
Hang on...
**[15:15] Sigma**
You cancel her special ability!
**[15:17] Dazai**
Bingo.
**[15:18] Dazai**
I, alone, can move while time is stopped.
**[15:22] Dazai**
And while time was stopped,
I took control of the security room.
**[15:27] Dazai**
Knocking out the guards
while they couldn't move
**[15:29] Dazai**
was easier than beating up
a sleeping monkey.
**[15:33] Sigma**
*This man...*
**[15:34] Dazai**
Now, then...
**[15:36] Dazai**
That gives you the answer to that
homework I gave you, doesn't it?
**[15:39] Sigma**
I see.
**[15:40] Sigma**
That's how you get
information from the outside.
**[15:43] Dazai**
Yup.
**[15:44] Dazai**
The duration and frequency of
the pauses is a code in itself.
**[15:50] Dazai**
You get it, don't you?
**[15:51] Sigma**
No one else can receive
messages with that code.
**[15:55] Sigma**
* In other words, Fyodor never stood*
* a chance from the beginning.*
**[16:00] Sigma**
* And Dazai took control of the*
* security room and changed the passcodes,*
**[16:04] Sigma**
*locking Fyodor in.*
**[16:06] Sigma**
* That's why we were wandering around in the*
* opposite direction of the floor exit.*
**[16:10] Sigma**
*It was to come here!*
**[16:12] Sigma**
Everything was as he'd planned.
**[16:18] Dazai**
Can you hear me, Fyodor?
**[16:20] Dazai**
* How do you feel about*
* your imminent drowning?*
**[16:23] Fyodor**
*You can't kill me.*
**[16:25] Dazai**
I like that response,
but how will you escape?
**[16:29] Dazai**
You can't use your special ability.
The door's indestructible.
**[16:33] Dazai**
* And Chuuya's gravity affects what he touches,*
* so it's not great for powders or water.*
**[16:39] Dazai**
*So it must be with your ability, then?*
**[16:41] Dazai**
I'd love to see it,
if that's what you're thinking.
**[16:44] Dazai**
* I suspect your ability isn't of the kind*
* that'll get you out of this situation, though.*
**[16:48] Dazai**
That's why I chose this trap.
**[16:51] Sigma**
*He's going to win.*
**[16:52] Sigma**
* At this rate, Dazai is going to take out*
* those two superhumans single-handedly.*
**[16:58] Dazai**
Chuuya, it looks like this is goodbye.
**[17:01] Dazai**
*It's a shame that it had to happen this way.*
**[17:03] Dazai**
*It's been seven years since we met.*
**[17:05] Dazai**
*We never did get along, did we?*
**[17:09] Dazai**
But...
**[17:12] Dazai**
Come to think of it now, there were
times when we understood each other.
**[17:20] Dazai**
For example...
**[17:39] Dazai**
Sorry, I couldn't think of anything.
**[17:42] Dazai**
Anyway...
**[17:43] Dazai**
Goodbye!
**[18:01] Aya**
There it is!
**[18:02] Bram**
This carriage has no horse.
**[18:05] Aya**
Car, you mean.
**[18:06] Aya**
A cleaning crew's.
**[18:10] Bram**
Where are we?
**[18:12] Aya**
It isn't just passengers who
go through the airport.
**[18:15] Aya**
There are hundreds of shops in the airport.
**[18:18] Aya**
There has to be a way to get
their stuff in and out, right?
**[18:21] Aya**
The enemy won't have as many eyes there.
**[18:25] Bram**
And you can escape the
lockdown through there?
**[18:27] Aya**
I'm sure they'll check the driver,
**[18:30] Aya**
but they can't have the time
to sift through all the cargo.
**[18:34] Aya**
All we have to do is
hide in here and wait.
**[18:38] Aya**
The cleaning crew will take us outside.
**[18:41] Bram**
I see.
**[18:43] Bram**
I'm impressed, girl.
**[18:45] Aya**
Of course.
**[18:46] Aya**
I'm a hero of justice!
**[18:50] Dazai**
Wake up, Atsushi-kun.
**[18:52] Atsushi**
*Who is that?*
**[18:53] Dazai**
Wake up.
**[18:54] Dazai**
There's no time.
**[18:55] Atsushi**
*Wake up?*
**[18:57] Atsushi**
*What's happened to me?*
**[19:00] Dazai**
Atsushi-kun!
**[19:07] Aya**
Say, Bra-chan...
**[19:10] Aya**
That sword hurts, doesn't it?
**[19:12] Aya**
Want me to help you find
a way to take it out?
**[19:15] Bram**
Foolish peasant.
**[19:16] Aya**
Hold it.
**[19:18] Aya**
I don't like where this is going.
**[19:20] Bram**
Break this seal, and I, demon incarnate,
**[19:25] Bram**
will be free to rule this
world with darkness!
**[19:29] Aya**
Yeah, yeah, here we go again.
**[19:32] Aya**
So what's up with that sword, anyway?
**[19:35] Aya**
It's all because of that sword, isn't it?
**[19:38] Bram**
This sword was formerly a human.
**[19:42] Bram**
Hundreds of years ago, a Gifted died,
**[19:46] Bram**
and their flesh was turned
into metal by their ability.
**[19:49] Bram**
That was reforged into a sword.
**[19:53] Bram**
Into this Holy Sword Sorslevni.
**[19:57] Bram**
Their special ability carries
on even in death.
**[20:00] Bram**
It is the ability to
merge flesh with ability.
**[20:03] Aya**
Flesh and ability?
**[20:06] Bram**
Indeed.
**[20:07] Bram**
They exist on two different planes and
his ability was a means to connect them.
**[20:11] Bram**
It allows a special ability to be controlled
as though it's a part of the body.
**[20:15] Bram**
A super ability transcending
the laws of this world.
**[20:18] Bram**
That is what I'm impaled upon.
**[20:21] Bram**
The tip of the sword
grows roots in my brain.
**[20:26] Bram**
And at the same time...
**[20:28] Bram**
The hand that wields the sword
is imprinted with a holy seal.
**[20:33] Bram**
And the seal is now in Fukuchi's palm.
**[20:38] Bram**
Thus, he alone can use my powers.
**[20:42] Aya**
Bra-chan...
**[20:43] Aya**
You know a lot, don't you?
**[20:45] Bram**
Of course I do.
**[20:46] Bram**
This is the second time
I've been impaled by this sword.
**[20:54] (Flashback) Soldier A**
Punish him!
**[20:56] (Flashback) Soldier A**
Punish the enemy of God!
**[21:02] (Flashback) Bram**
Please...
**[21:04] (Flashback) Bram**
Spare the people.
**[21:05] (Flashback) Bram**
Spare my subjects.
**[21:07] (Flashback) Soldier C**
Silence, demon!
**[21:12] Aya**
Bra-chan...
**[21:14] Aya**
Why do you look so sad?
**[21:17] Bram**
It's nothing.
**[21:18] Bram**
A vassal needs not know the
turmoil within a lord.
**[21:23] Aya**
Again...
**[21:24] Aya**
Vassal?
**[21:26] Aya**
Do you mean me?
**[21:27] Bram**
Indeed.
**[21:28] Bram**
Though, since you carry me,
perhaps you are not a vassal but a horse.
**[21:33] Aya**
Want me to drown you in a bathtub?
**[21:35] Bram**
A bathtub?
**[21:36] Bram**
Is that how the people of this time
pay their respects to a king?
**[21:40] Bram**
Valuable knowledge.
**[21:42] Aya**
Sure must be empowering to be so oblivious.
**[22:02] Bram**
Run, child.
**[22:06] Bram**
Run, now!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Episode 59
***SIGN*** Land of Inhuman Demons (Part 2)
# 59 - Land of Inhuman Demons (Part 2)
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***SIGN*** When you find the thief...
***SIGN*** Kill them!
**[00:00] Fukuchi**
When you find the thief...
**[00:02] Fukuchi**
Kill them!
**[00:04] Bram**
Run, now!
**[00:20] Kunikida**
Tanizaki, have you seen Aya?
**[00:23] Tanizaki**
No, not at all.
**[00:24] Kunikida**
Damn it...
**[00:26] Kunikida**
Aya's run off with the source
of the contagious ability?
**[00:29] Kunikida**
What is going on?
**[00:34] Kunikida**
Tanizaki!
**[00:41] Atsushi**
*I can't move my body very well.*
**[00:44] Atsushi**
*Is it because of this drug?*
**[00:47] Atsushi**
*I need to do something about this first.*
**[00:53] Teruko**
Shall I scratch it with this?
**[02:28] (Flashback) Subordinate**
I do not wish to die.
**[02:30] (Flashback) Subordinate**
Not out here, in the middle of nowhere.
**[02:33] (Flashback) Subordinate**
To die neither for my country nor for my
comrades, but as simply as an insect...
**[02:40] (Flashback) Subordinate**
Fukuchi-dono, please avenge us.
**[02:44] (Flashback) Subordinate**
Free us from regret.
**[02:48] (Flashback) Subordinate**
Please...
**[03:00] Fukuzawa**
So bringing us here
to Atsushi was a trap.
**[03:03] Fukuzawa**
Gen'ichiro, I can't reach
the Agency members.
**[03:07] Fukuzawa**
Is that your doing?
**[03:09] Fukuchi**
Your men put up a good fight.
**[03:16] Fukuzawa**
Their hearts have been stopped
using a suppressant.
**[03:18] Fukuzawa**
An electrical pulse is keeping
their hearts beating instead.
**[03:22] Fukuzawa**
Thus, the instant I power off the device,
your men will die.
**[03:29] Fukuzawa**
Don't look so fierce.
**[03:32] Fukuzawa**
I don't enjoy this myself.
**[03:37] Rampo**
*We'll trap him in the booklet Poe-kun wrote.*
**[03:40] Rampo**
* He can't use his special*
* ability in the novel world.*
**[03:46] Fukuchi**
Sorry, but I've already received a warning
from the future about that plan.
**[03:54] Fukuchi**
Now, what?
**[03:56] Fukuchi**
I have yet another hostage.
**[03:58] Fukuzawa**
That makes it clear.
**[04:00] Fukuzawa**
Gen'ichiro, your objective isn't the
destruction of the state, is it?
**[04:05] Fukuzawa**
You have a true objective beyond that.
**[04:08] Fukuzawa**
You would have no need
for hostages otherwise.
**[04:11] Fukuzawa**
You've known me for too long.
**[04:14] Fukuzawa**
Very well.
**[04:15] Fukuzawa**
Take a guess, then.
**[04:17] Fukuzawa**
If you don't answer correctly
within five minutes,
**[04:20] Fukuzawa**
I'll kill all the hostages.
**[04:23] Teruko**
Is your nose itchy?
**[04:26] Teruko**
Shall I scratch it with this?
**[04:35] Teruko**
Now you can scratch it yourself.
**[04:39] Teruko**
What's with the look?
**[04:41] Teruko**
Did you think I was going to eat you alive?
**[04:44] Atsushi**
I did.
**[04:48] Teruko**
The fact you saw through me
so quickly forced me to realize...
**[04:51] Teruko**
Playing the part of a
terrorist is difficult.
**[04:55] Teruko**
I was told the truth this morning.
**[04:57] Teruko**
I thought I had accepted it.
**[05:01] Teruko**
But come to think of it, this was my
first time torturing someone like you.
**[05:05] Teruko**
You're neither a criminal nor a villain.
**[05:08] Teruko**
Just a do-gooder who would concern
yourself with the well-being of a child.
**[05:14] Teruko**
Well, there you have it.
**[05:17] Teruko**
You and I are stuck waiting here
**[05:19] Teruko**
until the captain completes his great plan.
**[05:23] Teruko**
Kitty, do some tricks for my entertainment.
**[05:27] Atsushi**
I do have a trick that
I haven't revealed yet.
**[05:30] Atsushi**
I can stop the terrorists.
**[05:32] Atsushi**
You have justice in your heart.
**[05:35] Atsushi**
We still have time.
**[05:36] Atsushi**
Let's stop the terrorists together.
**[05:41] Teruko**
Speak once more of that nonsense
and I'll mash you into a pulp.
**[05:47] Teruko**
I chose by my own will to
stand next to the captain,
**[05:52] Teruko**
yet all you can say to try to
change my mind is "justice"?
**[06:05] Teruko**
Fine.
**[06:06] Teruko**
Let's play a game, then.
**[06:09] Atsushi**
A game?
**[06:11] Teruko**
I'll tell you the true goal
of the Decay of Angels.
**[06:15] Atsushi**
The true goal?
**[06:18] Teruko**
Your soul will be crushed, and you
will never get up to leave this room.
**[06:25] Teruko**
It's inevitable.
**[06:27] Teruko**
Do you still want to hear it?
**[06:33] Fukuchi**
You can't defeat me.
**[06:36] Fukuchi**
You have no way to see the future as I do.
**[06:43] Fukuzawa**
I may not see the future,
but I do see the past.
**[06:47] Fukuzawa**
We've known each other for twenty years.
**[06:49] Fukuzawa**
I know your habits, your breath,
your sword as well as my own.
**[06:58] Fukuzawa**
Prepare yourself!
**[07:08] Fukuchi**
Ridiculous.
**[07:10] Fukuchi**
You never came to the battlefield with me.
**[07:13] Fukuchi**
What do you know of me?
**[07:25] Fukuchi**
* A throwing knife with a*
* hundred times the power.*
**[07:29] Fukuzawa**
That battlefield changed everything.
**[07:32] Fukuzawa**
The man you knew is no more.
**[07:36] Fukuzawa**
You and I, as we were in those days,
no longer exist anywhere.
**[07:45] (Flashback) Fukuzawa (young)**
Who are you?
**[07:46] (Flashback) Fukuzawa (young)**
Speak your name.
**[07:47] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
I'm here to defeat this dojo.
**[07:50] (Flashback) Fukuzawa (young)**
Thirty-nine.
**[07:53] (Flashback) Fukuzawa (young)**
That's the number of dojos
that have been stormed by you.
**[07:57] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
So, where are the others?
**[08:00] (Flashback) Fukuzawa (young)**
I've had them leave.
**[08:02] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
What?
**[08:02] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
Do you mean to say that
you can take me on alone?
**[08:10] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
Just a little boy playing with a sword...
**[08:12] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
Begin!
**[08:23] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
I got eighteen.
**[08:25] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
How many did you get, little swordsman?
**[08:29] (Flashback) Fukuzawa (young)**
Eighteen.
**[08:31] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
Unbelievable.
**[08:33] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
To think anyone could stand against me...
**[08:36] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
I'm Fukuchi Gen'ichiro.
**[08:39] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
What's your name?
**[08:41] (Flashback) Fukuzawa (young)**
Fukuzawa.
**[08:42] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
The way of the sword is enjoyable.
**[08:45] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
The way of the sword is never lonely!
**[08:48] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
Say, Fukuzawa, I've made up my mind.
**[08:51] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
I'm going to master the sword alongside you.
**[08:54] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
Let's share the view from
the pinnacle together.
**[09:03] (Flashback) Fukuzawa (young)**
Nineteen.
**[09:04] (Flashback) Fukuchi (young)**
That's not fair, Fukuzawa!
***SIGN*** Thirteen Years Later
**[09:20] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
A little threatening to be an apology for
your arriving late, don't you think, Gen'ichiro?
**[09:25] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
That's what you get for drinking without me.
**[09:28] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
What about your training director job?
**[09:31] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I'm skipping.
**[09:32] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Again.
**[09:36] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I'm impressed you found such
a fine piece in this economy.
**[09:39] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Work connections.
**[09:41] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
You were so quiet, people called you
the statue with the wooden sword.
**[09:45] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
But look at you now!
**[09:46] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
You were uncontrollably
rambunctious as a child,
**[09:50] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
and I hear you're rising
through the ranks now, too.
**[09:53] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
Yeah.
**[09:54] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I've been tapped for a higher position.
**[10:01] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Wait, are you going to the battlefield?
**[10:04] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
Tokoyamijima.
**[10:06] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I hear it's quite perilous.
**[10:08] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
Several of my students have not returned.
**[10:11] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I have a bad feeling about this.
**[10:13] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
That you may die?
**[10:15] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
No...
**[10:17] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
Worse than that.
**[10:23] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I have a feeling I may not
be able to stay myself.
**[10:29] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
Fukuzawa...
**[10:35] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
Would you come with me?
**[10:36] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
What?
**[10:38] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I've already put in a word.
**[10:40] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
Even though you've never served, you've
been called one of the Five Great Swords.
**[10:45] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
They say they'd be more
than happy to have you.
**[10:48] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
I hate organizations.
**[10:50] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
I'm suited neither for command
nor for taking orders.
**[10:54] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
But, my friend!
**[11:02] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
All that exists on the battlefield
is the act of taking life.
**[11:08] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
All right.
**[11:11] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
You're still the lone wolf statue
with a wooden sword.
**[11:15] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I'm different from you.
**[11:17] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I have comrades, now.
**[11:19] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I won't ask you anymore.
**[11:22] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Gen'ichiro...
**[11:24] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
To protect your friends from death and
to end a war are two different things.
**[11:34] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
I'll end the war.
***SIGN*** And thus, the lone swordsman,
Silver Wolf Fukuzawa,
slew the war hawks
within the nation,
nudging the war
towards its end.
***SIGN*** Meanwhile, the heroic
Mirror Lion Fukuchi
went to the battlefield...
***SIGN*** ...where he became a demon of carnage.
***SIGN*** Episode 59
***SIGN*** Land of Inhuman
Demons (Part 2)
**[11:58] Atsushi**
No...
**[12:00] Atsushi**
That's the Decay of Angels' objective?
**[12:04] Atsushi**
Unbelievable...
**[12:06] Atsushi**
The Detective Agency knew nothing.
**[12:11] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I challenge the justness of
the heavens' directives!
**[12:14] Atsushi**
So that's what he meant.
**[12:20] Teruko**
Here. I've unlocked the door.
**[12:23] Teruko**
Are you not escaping?
**[12:38] Fukuchi**
I won't kill you yet.
**[12:40] Fukuchi**
The final comedy of the
human realm needs an audience.
**[12:45] Fukuchi**
Chairman, have you looked through
the documents I sent you?
**[12:49] Chairman**
No...
**[12:51] Chairman**
Why, Fukuchi-dono?
**[12:54] Fukuchi**
*It's as it's written there.*
**[12:56] Fukuchi**
*Unlock the One Order within five minutes.*
**[13:00] Fukuchi**
* Otherwise, I will have the vampires*
* attack the world all at once.*
**[13:05] Chairman**
I refuse to believe it.
**[13:06] Chairman**
Fukuchi-dono, you're the hero who
has saved the world numerous times!
**[13:10] Chairman**
I was inspired by you to take this office!
**[13:14] Chairman**
I see...
**[13:15] Chairman**
I see, now, too!
**[13:19] Chairman**
This, too, is part of your grand plan
to save the world, isn't it?
**[13:23] Fukuchi**
What a fool.
**[13:25] Fukuchi**
*But a useful foolishness.*
**[13:27] Fukuchi**
* Even after I kill the other vile angels,*
* I'll keep you by my side.*
**[13:39] Chairman**
May I trust that you will truly abort the
vampires' attack when I unlock the One Order?
**[13:48] Fukuchi**
Now, these are the final
five minutes of human history.
**[13:53] Fukuchi**
What'll it be?
**[13:55] Fukuchi**
A game of Go, perhaps?
**[13:56] Fukuzawa**
You told me to guess what your goal is.
**[14:01] Fukuzawa**
Is revenge your goal?
**[14:08] Fukuzawa**
For your comrades in Tokoyamijima,
who were starved of supplies
**[14:11] Fukuzawa**
and forced to consume each other?
**[14:13] Fukuzawa**
For the men who were shot from behind by
their superiors upon trying to surrender?
**[14:17] Fukuzawa**
For the infantrymen forced to fight
to their deaths by healing Gifted?
**[14:22] Fukuzawa**
Against the administrators who forced orders
**[14:24] Fukuzawa**
upon their forsaken soldiers
using rhetoric about valor?
**[14:27] Fukuzawa**
Against the Cabinet, which pushed
its own failures of diplomacy
**[14:30] Fukuzawa**
onto those at the front lines?
**[14:32] Fukuzawa**
Against the people, who support the Cabinet
and spectate the war with enthusiasm?
**[14:35] Fukuzawa**
You targeted the Detective Agency to
punish me for my betrayal, didn't you?
**[14:45] Fukuzawa**
Well, I've named your objective.
**[14:47] Fukuzawa**
Free my men!
**[14:54] Fukuchi**
Fukuzawa...
**[15:09] Fukuzawa**
You're wrong.
**[15:12] Atsushi**
The Decay of Angels' true goal...
**[15:16] Atsushi**
Is it truly right to stop them?
**[15:19] Atsushi**
I don't know.
**[15:20] Atsushi**
I can't make such a decision.
**[15:22] Rampo**
Is it really that hard to know?
**[15:27] Kunikida**
Failure is unacceptable.
**[15:30] Kyouka**
You don't need to do anything.
**[15:43] Akutagawa**
Look outside.
**[15:45] Atsushi**
Outside?
**[15:55] Atsushi**
* I'm too much of a fool*
* to decide what's right.*
**[15:59] Atsushi**
But that's not a real reason
for me not to act!
**[16:04] Atsushi**
*I have to tell the president!*
**[16:08] Atsushi**
*The president can make the right call.*
**[16:13] Teruko**
Stand down.
**[16:15] Teruko**
Let him go.
**[16:20] Dazai**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[16:22] Dazai**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[16:23] Dazai**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[16:24] Dazai**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[16:25] Sigma**
Why can't I win at all?!
**[16:27] Dazai**
I know your next move from
the tension in your arm,
**[16:29] Dazai**
your gaze, and the time
between your movements.
**[16:31] Dazai**
Also, I imprint your next move into your
subconscious with subtle gestures.
**[16:38] Sigma**
Thank God you were never
a patron at the casino.
**[16:41] Dazai**
It's all in the wrist.
**[16:43] Dazai**
There is no superhuman-or-normie.
**[16:46] Sigma**
No, you're definitely superhuman.
**[16:49] Sigma**
You defeated Fyodor single-handedly.
**[16:52] Sigma**
You never needed me.
**[16:54] Sigma**
So why did you choose me
over those useful tools?
**[17:00] Dazai**
I have two reasons.
**[17:02] Dazai**
First is Kunikida-kun.
**[17:07] Sigma**
What?
**[17:08] Dazai**
It's more fun doing what I do
when there's someone around
**[17:11] Dazai**
to be surprised and amused at what I do.
**[17:16] Sigma**
Don't touch me!
**[17:17] Sigma**
You're bullshitting me yet again!
**[17:20] Sigma**
Fine!
**[17:22] Sigma**
I see how it is.
**[17:24] Sigma**
I'm not even worth explaining to.
**[17:27] Dazai**
That's not it.
**[17:29] Dazai**
I just didn't think you'd get it,
even if I did.
**[17:33] Dazai**
You've been getting used by
all sorts of organizations.
**[17:37] Dazai**
You'd be hard-pressed to understand...
**[17:41] Dazai**
But.
**[17:42] Dazai**
Well, wanna try anyway?
**[17:44] Dazai**
First, there's one thing
I want to make sure of.
**[17:46] Dazai**
Your special ability lets you access
information, even out of a corpse.
**[17:51] Dazai**
Correct?
**[17:54] Sigma**
Yeah.
**[17:55] Sigma**
As long as it hasn't been long since death.
**[17:57] Dazai**
That's the reason I chose you.
**[17:59] Dazai**
I want you to read Fyodor's
future plans from his sunken corpse.
**[18:04] Dazai**
I suspect his ability works
on those he touches.
**[18:07] Dazai**
But now that he's dead,
it's safe to touch him.
**[18:11] Dazai**
We have to discern his
future plans from his corpse
**[18:14] Dazai**
and save the Detective Agency
at the airport.
**[18:17] Sigma**
The Detective Agency?
**[18:19] Sigma**
So you chose me and plotted to kill
Fyodor before escaping the prison...
**[18:24] Sigma**
All to help the Detective Agency?
**[18:27] Dazai**
Well, they *are* the hand that feeds me.
**[18:32] Sigma**
* Something I heard in the past*
* suddenly rang through my head.*
**[18:37] (Flashback) Voice 1**
Sigma, we're done with you.
**[18:41] (Flashback) Voice 2**
Sorry, but you just aren't useful anymore.
**[18:45] (Flashback) Voice 3**
You're a mere pawn.
**[18:49] Sigma**
*Why?*
**[18:50] Sigma**
*Why now?*
**[18:55] Dazai**
So anyway, our destination's
at the end of this ride.
**[18:59] Sigma**
What are you doing?
**[19:01] Dazai**
Gotta check the circuitry, just in case.
**[19:05] Dazai**
Good.
**[19:05] Dazai**
No traps.
**[19:07] Dazai**
And off we go!
**[19:10] Sigma**
Back to what you were saying...
**[19:12] Sigma**
You said you had two
reasons for choosing me.
**[19:16] Sigma**
What's the second?
**[19:17] Dazai**
If I hadn't chosen you,
Fyodor would have silenced you.
**[19:22] Sigma**
That's your second reason?
**[19:27] Sigma**
* I guess he doesn't intend*
* to answer any further.*
**[19:31] Sigma**
*I wanted a home.*
**[19:33] Sigma**
* A home where I could live*
* without being used by anyone.*
**[19:37] Sigma**
*Everyone on the outside lives using others.*
**[19:41] Sigma**
*But why?*
**[19:42] Sigma**
*The Detective Agency isn't using Dazai.*
**[19:45] Sigma**
*Dazai isn't using the Detective Agency.*
**[19:48] Dazai**
Odd...
**[19:50] Dazai**
It's taking too long.
**[19:54] Nekomimi**
*Help...*
**[19:56] Nekomimi**
*Help me...*
**[19:57] Nekomimi**
*I have nothing to do with this.*
**[20:01] Nekomimi**
I just used my time stop
ability as I was ordered.
**[20:05] Nekomimi**
*So please...*
**[20:10] Fyodor**
Now, Dazai-kun...
**[20:12] Fyodor**
I'm cold and wet, so I'll keep it brief.
**[20:15] Sigma**
Hey!
**[20:16] Dazai**
The time stop signal ceased.
**[20:19] Dazai**
My accomplice must have been killed.
**[20:22] Fyodor**
*Dazai-kun.*
**[20:23] Fyodor**
To be honest,
I'm a little surprised.
**[20:27] Fyodor**
Not by the flooding, though.
**[20:30] Fyodor**
* I'm surprised at the shallowness of*
* your bond with the gravity manipulator.*
**[20:34] Fyodor**
*You didn't even know he could stop the flood.*
**[20:37] Dazai**
What?
**[20:38] Fyodor**
We bent the wall rails ahead of time.
**[20:44] Fyodor**
It may be the sturdiest wall in the world,
**[20:47] Fyodor**
but its design philosophy was to ensure
that it would be difficult to open.
**[20:52] Fyodor**
As a result, it was also made to
be difficult to close once opened.
**[20:59] Fyodor**
The damage on the wall meant that the door
failed to close fully, allowing water to leak.
**[21:03] Fyodor**
The rest was easy.
**[21:05] Fyodor**
We escaped through the crack.
**[21:07] Fyodor**
I don't think you're cut out to
employ the gravity manipulator,
**[21:11] Fyodor**
being so sloppy in your thinking.
**[21:13] Sigma**
He's right that that might
have allowed him to escape...
**[21:17] Sigma**
But that wouldn't have been possible if he
hadn't known that the flood was coming.
**[21:22] Dazai**
Vampires.
**[21:23] Sigma**
What?
**[21:24] Dazai**
He must have changed one of the guards
into a vampire and had them lie in wait.
**[21:30] Dazai**
He suspected they were coming for him
when they stopped contacting him.
**[21:35] Fyodor**
The trial by flood was appropriate for me,
seeing as I am a servant of God.
**[21:39] Fyodor**
But I'm rather sickly. I would be in
real trouble if I were to fall ill.
**[21:43] Fyodor**
So I'll repay you with the same trial.
**[21:52] Announcer**
*Unauthorized elevator use detected.*
**[21:55] Announcer**
*Beginning lockdown sequence.*
**[21:57] Fyodor**
Well, then, I'll be off.
**[22:05] Fyodor**
I pray that you both will be in the arms
of your god in these final moments.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Episode 60
***SIGN*** Land of Inhuman Demons (Part 3)
# 60 - Land of Inhuman Demons (Part 3)
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***SIGN*** Episode 60
***SIGN*** Land of Inhuman
Demons (Part 3)
**[00:04] Aya**
*The day I won the tournament competition,
Dad never even came to pick me up.*
**[00:11] Aya**
*To me, karate was at the heart
of my journey to justice.*
**[00:15] Aya**
*But to my dad, it was just a way to train
my body so that I could be more elegant.*
**[00:20] (Flashback) Dad**
Why are you so crude and unrefined?
**[00:24] (Flashback) Dad**
Learn from your sister!
**[00:26] Aya**
*Said older sister died when I was eight.*
**[00:30] (Flashback) Dad**
Your sister would have had
no trouble doing this.
**[00:33] Aya**
*I can't.*
**[00:34] Aya**
*No one can best the perfection of the dead.*
**[00:39] (Flashback) Dad**
You're a failure!
**[00:46] Aya**
Where am I?
**[00:48] Aya**
I was attacked on the car, and...
**[00:51] Bram**
You're awake.
**[00:53] Aya**
Bra-chan.
**[00:54] Bram**
Be careful.
**[00:55] Bram**
Make the wrong move, and you'll fall.
**[01:04] Bram**
What impudence from my compatriot in black.
**[01:08] Bram**
He intends to keep me alive as bait.
**[01:15] Bram**
He has displayed me here,
high on a tower,
**[01:18] Bram**
so that I may lure the Detective Agency
members to their deaths.
**[01:23] Aya**
Really?
**[01:25] Aya**
Is that all it is?
**[01:28] Aya**
Why did he keep me alive, too, then?
**[03:03] Sigma**
*What do we do?*
**[03:05] Sigma**
* We can't manipulate gravity in order*
* to escape the way Nakahara Chuuya can.*
**[03:10] Sigma**
*And this room is small.*
**[03:12] Sigma**
*It'll be filled with water in an instant.*
**[03:14] Sigma**
*We need to think!*
**[03:20] Dazai**
Get down!
**[03:24] Sigma**
*What the...*
**[03:25] Sigma**
*I can't breathe.*
**[03:29] Sigma**
*The surface is on fire?!*
**[03:31] Sigma**
*The walls were painted with
transparent, flammable fuel.*
**[03:36] Sigma**
*This must be one of Fyodor's schemes!*
**[03:39] Sigma**
*If we raise our heads, we'll burn to death.*
**[03:41] Sigma**
*But...*
**[03:43] Sigma**
*My breath...*
**[03:57] Sigma**
*It's not powerful enough underwater.*
**[04:02] Sigma**
*Shit! I'm out of breath!*
**[04:06] Sigma**
*The fire went out.*
**[04:07] Sigma**
*I see!*
**[04:08] Sigma**
*The fuel got used up.*
**[04:11] Sigma**
*We're saved!*
**[04:20] Sigma**
*Dazai...*
**[04:22] Sigma**
*It can't be...*
**[04:24] Sigma**
*Shit...*
**[04:25] Sigma**
*I can't breathe.*
**[04:33] Dazai**
*No.*
**[04:38] Sigma**
*It was only later that I realized
that a flame in a confined room*
**[04:42] Sigma**
*will quickly consume
all the available oxygen.*
**[04:45] Sigma**
*Should we try to breathe that air,
our blood would instead be robbed of oxygen,*
**[04:49] Sigma**
*and we would be dead
after a single breath.*
**[04:51] Sigma**
*I would have died had
Dazai not stopped me.*
**[04:54] Sigma**
*But to be unable to raise our heads means
we're left with no choice but to drown.*
**[05:00] Sigma**
*Why is he making that face?*
**[05:15] Sigma**
*There's a crack in the door!*
**[05:21] Sigma**
*I'm starting to get it.*
**[05:25] Sigma**
*Dazai destroyed the tensile wire
that controls the door.*
**[05:30] Sigma**
*Open!*
**[05:45] Sigma**
I'm alive...
**[05:48] Sigma**
Dazai!
**[05:53] Announcer**
*Exception detected in flooding protocol.*
**[05:56] Announcer**
*Commencing drop impact sequence.*
**[06:04] Sigma**
*This is bad!*
**[06:05] Sigma**
*We need to escape before it accelerates!*
**[06:08] Sigma**
*Or we're dead!*
**[06:11] Dazai**
I did make a promise...
**[06:13] Dazai**
That I'd get you out alive.
**[06:19] Dazai**
It's up to you now.
**[06:25] Atsushi**
*I don't know.*
**[06:27] Atsushi**
*I don't know what's correct.*
**[06:29] Atsushi**
*I'm so conflicted, my body feels
like it's being torn apart.*
**[06:33] (Flashback) Teruko**
I'll tell you the true goal
of the Decay of Angels.
**[06:37] Atsushi**
*I want the answer.*
**[06:39] Atsushi**
*Somebody.*
**[06:41] Atsushi**
*Dazai-san!*
**[06:42] (Flashback) Dazai**
You're giving up already?
**[06:45] (Flashback) Dazai**
Don't be clingy.
**[06:46] (Flashback) Dazai**
Find a way with the strength you have now.
**[06:58] Atsushi**
That's...
**[06:59] Atsushi**
The girl Rampo-san said to find!
**[07:02] Atsushi**
I'll help her now!
**[07:04] Bram**
Someone's coming.
**[07:06] Aya**
Don't come!
**[07:08] Aya**
It's a trap!
**[07:13] Sigma**
I can't.
**[07:15] Sigma**
I can't.
**[07:16] Sigma**
I can't. I can't.
**[07:19] (Flashback) Dazai**
It's up to you now.
**[07:21] Sigma**
Up to me?
**[07:22] Sigma**
What is?
**[07:24] Sigma**
What could a pedestrian man like me do?
**[07:27] Sigma**
I'll run.
**[07:29] Sigma**
This was never my fight anyway.
**[07:37] Sigma**
What's this?
**[07:42] Sigma**
Russian?
**[07:44] Sigma**
What does it mean?
**[07:50] Atsushi**
Akutagawa! It's me!
**[07:52] Atsushi**
Don't you recognize me?
**[07:56] Atsushi**
If I can't run, I'll step forward!
**[08:09] Atsushi**
His black cloth isn't protecting him.
**[08:17] Atsushi**
His broken arm...
**[08:19] Atsushi**
Vampiric abilities!
**[08:21] Atsushi**
He doesn't need to defend himself
if he can regenerate.
**[08:24] Atsushi**
This won't end unless I kill him.
**[08:26] Atsushi**
Stop, Akutagawa!
**[08:28] Atsushi**
I still haven't had your answer!
**[08:32] Atsushi**
Why did you...
**[08:35] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
You fool!
**[08:36] (Flashback) Akutagawa**
Get out of here!
**[08:38] Atsushi**
Why did you save me?
**[08:42] Dazai**
O-Ow...
**[08:45] Dazai**
Damn it.
**[08:47] Dazai**
My leg's broken.
**[08:50] Dazai**
Come on, man. Please.
**[08:52] Dazai**
It's starting to hurt.
**[08:55] Dazai**
*Give me peace.*
**[08:59] Fyodor**
Gladly.
**[09:01] Fyodor**
Can you hear me, Chuuya-san?
**[09:03] Fyodor**
Your target's on the fourth floor.
**[09:05] Fyodor**
Kill him.
**[09:15] Sigma**
Withdraw your order to attack Dazai.
**[09:18] Sigma**
The next one hits you.
**[09:20] Fyodor**
I'm amused.
**[09:22] Fyodor**
Sigma-san, I'd assumed you'd escaped.
**[09:25] Sigma**
I'll touch you and learn of
your plans at the airport.
**[09:28] Sigma**
That's what I'd promised Dazai.
**[09:31] Fyodor**
I see.
**[09:33] Fyodor**
I'd expect no less from Dazai-kun.
**[09:35] Fyodor**
It only took him ten-odd
minutes to manipulate you.
**[09:38] Sigma**
What?
**[09:38] Fyodor**
You aren't the kind of man who
would normally take such risks.
**[09:42] Fyodor**
In observing Dazai-kun,
you were forced into a realization...
**[09:46] Fyodor**
What you really need isn't a place
you call "home," but *trust*.
**[09:51] Fyodor**
In other words, you had a thought...
**[09:54] Fyodor**
That you want to become a
Detective Agency member.
**[09:57] (Flashback) Dazai**
We have to save the
Detective Agency at the airport.
**[10:01] (Flashback) Dazai**
It's up to you now.
**[10:03] Fyodor**
Am I mistaken?
**[10:06] Sigma**
You may be right that I'm being manipulated.
**[10:09] Sigma**
But Dazai paid the price for that.
**[10:12] Sigma**
When a patron makes a raise,
a casino must respond in kind!
**[10:17] Sigma**
In fact, you were the one
who tried to manipulate me.
**[10:20] Sigma**
You tried to cast doubt on Dazai
and make me lower my gun.
**[10:25] Sigma**
Dazai wins control over me.
**[10:29] Fyodor**
Is that so?
**[10:31] Sigma**
I'm going to touch you
and read your memories.
**[10:34] Sigma**
But first, tell me...
**[10:37] Sigma**
What is your special ability?
**[10:40] Sigma**
Rather, what *are* you?
**[10:46] Fukuchi**
*Unlock the One Order within five minutes.*
**[10:49] Fukuchi**
*Otherwise, I will have the vampires
attack the world all at once.*
**[10:54] Aya**
Bra-chan, did you hear that?
**[10:56] Aya**
They're attacking the world in five minutes!
**[10:59] Aya**
It won't open!
**[11:01] Aya**
What do you think he means?
**[11:05] Aya**
Wait...
**[11:06] Aya**
You knew?
**[11:08] Bram**
Fukuchi wielded the holy sword and sent a
command to the vampires while you were asleep.
**[11:16] Bram**
Before long, the world will become hell.
**[11:19] Aya**
No...
**[11:21] Aya**
You're the king of demons,
destroyer of worlds, aren't you?
**[11:23] Aya**
I don't care if you're
all head or part sword.
**[11:26] Aya**
Use your evil "bwahaha" power! Do something!
**[11:29] Aya**
There has to be something, isn't there?
**[11:31] Aya**
Some power you can use
even in this situation!
**[11:33] Bram**
My authority over the useful parts of my
abilities was taken by the holy sword.
**[11:38] Bram**
What remains...
**[11:41] Bram**
Is my aversion sunlight.
**[11:43] Bram**
My aversion to silver
and the scent of roses.
**[11:46] Bram**
Also, garlic sucks.
**[11:49] Bram**
And...
**[11:50] Bram**
I can't see myself in the mirror, I guess.
**[11:55] Aya**
I mean...
**[11:56] Aya**
I think that's fine.
**[11:58] Bram**
What humiliation.
**[12:00] Aya**
I guess we need to get that sword out, then.
**[12:04] Bram**
It's not possible.
**[12:05] Bram**
The roots of the holy sword
are too sturdy for you.
**[12:09] Aya**
Still, sitting still for the next
five minutes isn't my style.
**[12:17] Aya**
Bra-chan, sorry about this.
**[12:22] Aya**
Sorry, but I have to help everyone!
**[12:25] Bram**
Fine... Do it.
**[12:28] Aya**
But you said you have no interest
in what happens to the world.
**[12:32] Bram**
I don't.
**[12:35] Bram**
Not in the world.
**[12:41] (Flashback) Daughter**
Father.
***SIGN*** Just what are you?
***SIGN*** Just what are you?
**[12:51] Sigma**
Your special ability is unknown.
**[12:53] Sigma**
Your origins are unknown.
**[12:55] Sigma**
You're a void upon this world.
**[12:58] Sigma**
I found a note written in Russian.
**[13:01] Sigma**
Were you the one who wrote it?
**[13:04] Fyodor**
"Help me"?
**[13:06] Fyodor**
Help...
**[13:18] Fyodor**
Help me...
**[13:18] Fyodor**
Help me...
**[13:20] Fyodor**
Help me!
**[13:29] Atsushi**
Open your eyes, Akutagawa!
**[13:31] Atsushi**
You're in there, aren't you?
**[13:33] Atsushi**
I can tell!
**[13:34] Atsushi**
You didn't kill her!
**[13:38] Atsushi**
Bram would have been all
the bait you needed.
**[13:41] Atsushi**
But you spared the girl!
**[13:44] Atsushi**
I know why, too.
**[13:46] Atsushi**
It's because you promised that you wouldn't
kill anyone for the next six months!
**[13:50] Atsushi**
Now's not the time for
us to kill each other!
**[14:01] Atsushi**
I got you, Akutagawa!
**[14:07] Atsushi**
*His black cloth isn't protecting him.*
**[14:09] Atsushi**
*So if I hit him...*
**[14:39] Fyodor**
Tell me...
**[14:40] Fyodor**
What year is it?
**[14:44] Atsushi**
Open your eyes, Akutagawa!
**[14:47] Atsushi**
You want to become strong, don't you?
**[14:52] Akutagawa**
Strong...
**[14:54] Atsushi**
That's right!
**[14:55] Atsushi**
Don't lose to yourself!
**[15:06] Fyodor**
Listen to me...
**[15:07] Fyodor**
He's a demon!
**[15:09] Fyodor**
He's evil texts turned flesh.
**[15:12] Fyodor**
I can't stop him.
**[15:14] Sigma**
Don't move!
**[15:16] Fyodor**
But there is hope.
**[15:18] Fyodor**
You.
**[15:19] Fyodor**
Sword Kladenets...
**[15:22] Fyodor**
It looks like a normal weapon on the outside,
**[15:24] Fyodor**
but it's made of ability-imbued
silver like the holy sword.
**[15:29] Fyodor**
It's the only weapon that can kill
the special ability that is me.
**[15:33] Fyodor**
He's a demon born from
the weakness of my heart.
**[15:37] Fyodor**
I was so weak that I was taken
over by my own special ability.
**[15:41] Sigma**
*A split personality?*
**[15:43] Sigma**
*Is that Fyodor's ability?*
**[15:52] Fyodor**
Just kidding.
**[15:54] Fyodor**
Split personalities are such a stale trope,
but I figured you'd fall for it.
**[16:03] Fyodor**
Pardon me.
**[16:04] Fyodor**
I had to make sure you were committed.
**[16:07] Fyodor**
But since you clearly are...
**[16:09] Fyodor**
Now, please go ahead and
read what you'd like.
**[16:14] Fyodor**
I don't mind having you touch me
and take any information you wish.
**[16:18] Fyodor**
If you have the courage, that is.
**[16:23] Fukuchi**
*Chairperson, what is your answer?*
**[16:26] Chairperson**
A vote was passed by majority.
**[16:29] Chairperson**
I'll tell you how to open the One Order.
**[16:33] Chairperson**
*I guess I'll have to throw out the
Fukuchi fan merch I have at home.*
**[16:37] Fukuchi**
Please do.
**[16:51] Aya**
That can't be...
**[16:52] Bram**
The light of the end times.
**[16:55] Bram**
The world will burn within
a few dozen seconds.
**[17:00] Fyodor**
Now, go ahead.
**[17:01] Fyodor**
Touch me.
**[17:04] Sigma**
*This might be the last bet I ever make.*
**[17:09] Fyodor**
What do you want to know?
**[17:12] Sigma**
All of your secrets.
**[17:19] Bram**
It's the end of the world.
**[17:21] Aya**
Not yet.
**[17:23] Bram**
What are you doing?
**[17:24] Aya**
I'm going to look for something
to help pull the sword out!
**[17:28] Aya**
Is there anything I can use?
**[17:32] Aya**
That's the hole he used to move us here.
**[17:38] Aya**
That's it!
**[17:39] Aya**
That should do the trick!
**[17:43] Bram**
Girl, what do you think you're doing?
**[17:46] Aya**
I'm throwing this table down.
**[17:51] Aya**
It's at least 30 kilos.
**[17:56] Aya**
I just need to tie the sword to it
and throw it off the edge.
**[18:00] Aya**
The weight should pull the sword out!
**[18:10] Sigma**
*What is this torrent of light?*
**[18:15] Sigma**
*It's...*
**[18:16] Sigma**
*information?*
**[18:30] Dazai**
I've imagined this situation so many times.
**[18:34] Dazai**
Though, in my imagination,
we were on opposite sides.
**[18:38] Dazai**
What's wrong?
**[18:40] Dazai**
Come, Chuuya.
**[18:41] Dazai**
Entertain me with your flimsy punch!
**[18:48] Fyodor**
Stop.
**[18:51] Fyodor**
It's a provocation.
**[18:53] Fyodor**
He's trying to release you from your
vampiric state by having you touch him.
**[18:57] Fyodor**
Take him out from afar.
**[18:59] Dazai**
Damn.
**[19:02] Dazai**
Bitch! That hurt!
**[19:05] Dazai**
Where do you think you're
aiming? You suck at this!
**[19:09] Fyodor**
*Now you won't miss.*
**[19:14] Dazai**
This is just the worst.
**[19:15] Dazai**
I'm in pain. I lose to Fyodor.
**[19:18] Dazai**
And to top it off, it's Chuuya
that's about to kill me.
**[19:21] Fyodor**
You look utterly defeated.
**[19:25] Dazai**
*Who knows?*
**[19:26] Dazai**
*I might say something absolutely
profound and moving,*
**[19:30] Dazai**
*and Chuuya might come back to his senses
by the miraculous power of friendship.*
**[19:34] Fyodor**
*Give it a try, then.*
**[19:37] Dazai**
Chuuya...
**[19:39] Dazai**
Wake up.
**[19:41] Dazai**
Our fate isn't to be done here.
**[19:44] Dazai**
For our—
**[20:26] Fukuchi**
All units, attack!
**[20:35] Chairperson**
No!
**[20:36] Chairperson**
This isn't what you promised!
**[20:38] Crewman**
Nuclear silos one through eight,
begin launching sequence.
**[20:47] Crewman**
Terminal guidance systems fully operational.
**[20:50] Crewman**
Thirty seconds to launch.
**[20:57] Soldier**
*Armored forces approaching
from southeast of the border!*
**[21:00] Soldier**
*IFF failure!*
**[21:02] Soldier**
*Requesting immediate backup!*
**[21:04] Chairperson**
The world...
**[21:07] Chairperson**
is ending.
**[21:10] Aya**
Not on my watch!
**[21:22] Aya**
Fall!
**[21:24] Aya**
Fall!
**[21:26] Aya**
Fall!
**[21:28] Aya**
Fall!
**[21:59] Aya**
You're joking...
**[22:01] Aya**
No...
**[22:04] Aya**
It won't come out.
**[22:06] Bram**
Do not blame yourself.
**[22:08] Bram**
This is but our fate.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Episode 61
***SIGN*** Twilight Goodbye
# 61 - Twilight Goodbye
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**[00:00] [SONG] Text; Aya**
Fall!
**[00:00] Aya**
Fall!
**[00:01] [SONG] Text; Aya**
Fall!
**[00:02] Aya**
Fall!
**[00:03] [SONG] Text; Aya**
Fall!
**[00:03] Aya**
Fall!
**[00:05] Aya**
Fall!
**[00:27] Aya**
You're joking...
**[00:29] Aya**
No...
**[00:32] Aya**
It won't come out.
**[00:34] Bram**
Do not blame yourself.
**[00:36] Bram**
This is but our fate.
***SIGN*** Bungo Stray Dogs
**[00:39] Crewman**
Final trajectory confirmation complete.
**[00:42] Crewman**
Impact in T-30 seconds.
**[00:45] Crewman**
Targeting 30 million cities. No amendments.
**[00:50] Chairperson**
The world's ending.
**[00:53] Chairperson**
Oh, God...
**[01:03] Aya**
Why...
**[01:05] Bram**
It was for neither a lack of
courage nor a lack of ability.
**[01:11] Bram**
You did nothing wrong.
**[01:13] Bram**
Just a lack of weight.
**[01:16] Bram**
Nothing more.
**[01:20] Aya**
Now I'm certain of something.
**[01:22] Aya**
There is a way to save everyone.
**[01:25] Bram**
What?
**[01:25] Aya**
I told you.
**[01:27] Aya**
I'm a hero of justice.
Nothing is impossible for me.
**[01:30] Aya**
It's right here.
**[01:32] Aya**
There's something heavier
than the desk right here.
**[01:34] Bram**
Wait...
**[01:35] Aya**
Later, Bra-chan.
***SIGN*** Twilight Goodbye
**[01:55] Fukuchi**
All units, attack!
**[02:01] Fukuzawa**
*I've been waiting...*
**[02:02] Fukuzawa**
*This is the moment.*
**[02:05] Fukuzawa**
* There's a slight opening*
* in Gen'ichiro's sword.*
**[02:08] Fukuzawa**
*A weakness that only I know.*
**[02:11] Fukuzawa**
*What I need is bloodlust...*
**[02:13] Fukuzawa**
*For the death of my friend.*
**[02:15] Fukuzawa**
Prepare yourself!
**[02:18] Fukuzawa**
Tatsumi-ryu style kata:
**[02:20] Fukuzawa**
Ichinotachi!
**[02:25] Fukuchi**
I knew you would try!
**[02:48] Fukuzawa**
*The only way you'll cease to be invincible*
**[02:50] Fukuzawa**
*is if you let go of your sword!*
**[02:53] Fukuchi**
*This is Fukuzawa's best distance.*
**[02:56] Fukuchi**
*Grabbing my arm for an over-back throw?*
**[02:59] Fukuchi**
*No!*
**[03:00] Fukuchi**
*The dagger on the ground!*
**[03:02] Fukuzawa**
Wrong!
**[03:09] Fukuzawa**
All units!
**[03:11] Fukuzawa**
Cease your attack!
**[03:20] Fyodor**
My, look at this.
**[03:23] Fyodor**
A perfect starry night,
befitting Dazai-kun's end.
**[03:27] Nikolai**
Goal!
**[03:29] Nikolai**
Fyodor makes it to the
finish line in first place!
**[03:33] Nikolai**
Absolutely fantastic!
**[03:35] Nikolai**
My very best friend, everyone!
So damn awesome!
**[03:36] Fyodor**
Save the acclamations, please.
**[03:39] Fyodor**
The thing.
**[03:40] Nikolai**
The thing?
**[03:42] Nikolai**
You mean this?
**[03:45] Nikolai**
But first!
**[03:46] Nikolai**
May I ask you something?
**[03:48] Nikolai**
Dazai-kun was using his pulse to
encode his messages to the outside.
**[03:53] Nikolai**
How were you communicating?
**[03:56] Fyodor**
It's simple.
**[03:58] Fyodor**
Using them.
**[04:07] Nikolai**
I see.
**[04:08] Nikolai**
You had accomplices within the
Mersault security forces.
**[04:12] Nikolai**
Now, it's yours.
**[04:14] Fyodor**
Indeed.
**[04:18] Nikolai**
Aren't you taking the antidote?
**[04:20] Fyodor**
I'll take it in the helicopter.
**[04:32] Fyodor**
*He was able to cause me harm.*
**[04:35] Fyodor**
* Dazai-kun was most definitely my*
* greatest foe since that man.*
**[04:41] Fyodor**
*Though...*
**[04:43] Fyodor**
*This slight injury cost him his life.*
**[04:48] Fyodor**
*I suppose he never amounted to much.*
**[04:51] Fyodor**
I can't pilot the helicopter
with my injuries.
**[04:54] Fyodor**
Please take the stick.
**[05:02] Nikolai**
By the way, what became of Sigma-kun?
**[05:04] Fyodor**
He was brave.
**[05:07] Fyodor**
He'll never awaken again, though.
**[05:11] Nikolai**
Those who oppose you always
meet an untimely demise.
**[05:17] Nikolai**
What about you?
**[05:19] Nikolai**
What will you do, once you're out of here?
**[05:21] Fyodor**
Just as you said.
**[05:25] Fyodor**
For starters, you tried to kill me,
so I'll erase you.
**[05:31] Nikolai**
I like it.
**[05:34] Nikolai**
It's the beginning of a new game.
**[05:40] Nikolai**
Oh, dear.
**[05:41] Nikolai**
Do you really want to be treating
the antidote like that?
**[05:51] Nikolai**
Fyodor-kun?
**[05:56] Nikolai**
How did this happen?!
**[05:58] Dazai**
What a shame.
**[06:01] Dazai**
I was so close to dying.
**[06:06] Dazai**
But you see...
**[06:08] Dazai**
You can't kill me.
**[06:20] Aya**
I'm... alive?
**[06:25] Aya**
Why are you here?
**[06:27] Bram**
I ordered him here.
**[06:30] Aya**
Bra-chan!
**[06:31] Aya**
Your body!
**[06:33] Bram**
Thanks to your selfless
efforts to remove the sword.
**[06:37] Bram**
I am lord and count.
**[06:43] Bram**
But in this moment, I am your knight.
**[06:52] Comms B**
*Invading armies have surrendered!*
**[06:54] Comms B**
*They're retreating!*
**[07:02] Comms B**
*All missiles disabled and descending.*
**[07:11] Rampo**
Wake up.
**[07:18] Atsushi**
Rampo-san!
**[07:20] Rampo**
It's done.
**[07:21] Rampo**
Everything.
**[07:26] Fyodor**
Dazai-kun...
**[07:28] Fyodor**
How...
**[07:29] Dazai**
Unlike you, I don't have
control over all things.
**[07:33] Dazai**
My hand was full of uncertain cards.
**[07:37] Dazai**
But you had one weakness:
**[07:41] Dazai**
You don't trust anything
you can't manipulate.
**[07:45] Dazai**
Allies.
**[07:47] Dazai**
Bram took back his special
ability at the airport.
**[07:50] Dazai**
Rampo-san negotiated with him and had him
take over the vampire piloting the helicopter.
**[07:57] Dazai**
It wasn't anything we could
have planned ahead of time,
**[08:00] Dazai**
but I trusted that's what
Rampo-san would do.
**[08:04] Fyodor**
But you were shot in the head!
**[08:07] Dazai**
Oh, this?
**[08:09] Dazai**
Yeah, that hurt.
**[08:12] Dazai**
That dumbass was supposed to go easy.
**[08:14] Akutagawa**
Who are you calling a dumbass?
**[08:18] Fyodor**
I see.
**[08:22] Dazai**
Chuuya was never a vampire to begin with.
**[08:28] Fukuzawa**
All units! Cease your attack!
**[08:31] Fukuzawa**
I repeat!
**[08:35] Fukuzawa**
* He'll try to take the sword*
* and change the past!*
**[08:38] Fukuzawa**
You will not!
**[08:40] Fukuzawa**
* Free of thought, free of mind,*
* free of need, free of self.*
***SIGN*** Tatsumi-Ryu
Style Kata
**[08:45] Fukuzawa**
Tatsumi-ryu style kata:
**[08:47] Fukuzawa**
Ninotachi!
**[08:50] Fukuzawa**
*It was the most flawless strike of my life.*
**[08:57] Fukuzawa**
*Thus, there was no stopping midway.*
**[09:03] Fukuzawa**
* The moment I saw the look*
* on my friend's face,*
**[09:05] Fukuzawa**
*I understood the truth, and my own error.*
**[09:11] Fukuzawa**
*But my sword had already cut him down.*
**[09:17] Fukuchi**
Gen'ichiro!
**[09:20] Fukuchi**
Poe's notebook!
**[09:22] Fukuchi**
It was stolen?
**[09:28] Chuya**
Freaking hell, it's not coming out.
**[09:32] Chuya**
Wretched boss glued it in!
**[09:34] Dazai**
It was all an act.
**[09:36] Dazai**
I was only able to get out of the elevator
**[09:41] Dazai**
because Chuuya manipulated gravity.
**[09:47] Dazai**
And then, Chuuya shoots me in the head.
**[09:51] Dazai**
The bullet stops at my skull.
**[09:53] Dazai**
We used to do this all the time, remember?
**[09:57] Chuya**
Suck it!
**[09:58] Dazai**
You couldn't see how fast the bullet was
traveling through the security camera.
**[10:02] Dazai**
Also, the water attack was only to distract
you from my actual goals, you see.
**[10:08] Chuya**
Your actual goal?
**[10:10] Dazai**
That wound.
**[10:13] Dazai**
With your hand injured, you'd have no choice
but to let the vampire take the cockpit.
**[10:18] Dazai**
And...
**[10:23] Fyodor**
Wait!
**[10:25] Dazai**
Goodbye, Fyodor.
**[10:40] Fyodor**
Eli, Eli, lama sabachtani?
**[11:02] Fukuchi**
Good memories.
**[11:04] Fukuzawa**
We're in Poe's novel space.
**[11:08] Fukuchi**
I've done all I ought to have done.
**[11:11] Fukuzawa**
Yeah.
**[11:14] Fukuzawa**
You win, Gen'ichiro.
**[11:17] Fukuchi**
Today is the day UN Security Council
Resolution 2415 will be voted on.
**[11:23] Fukuchi**
It will have a special amendment such
that a command structure is formed
**[11:27] Fukuchi**
overriding the command of
each nation's militaries,
**[11:31] Fukuchi**
so as to prevent incidents like today's.
**[11:34] Fukuzawa**
The commander in chief
will hold the One Order.
**[11:38] Fukuzawa**
A single individual will take
command over all the world's forces.
**[11:41] Fukuchi**
That's right.
**[11:42] Fukuchi**
But it won't be to dominate the world.
**[11:48] Fukuzawa**
Your goal...
**[11:51] Fukuzawa**
Was to rid the world of war.
**[11:58] Atsushi**
Please be careful.
**[12:01] Atsushi**
The drug is still in your system.
**[12:08] Kunikida**
Weren't we..
**[12:09] Kunikida**
We were attacked by Fukuchi from behind.
**[12:12] Atsushi**
Your wounds have already been treated.
**[12:15] Atsushi**
This device was set so that
**[12:17] Atsushi**
you would be brought back without
your injuries once it was unplugged.
**[12:22] Atsushi**
This is the weight of 36 years.
**[12:26] Fukuchi**
Thirty-six years later.
**[12:29] Fukuchi**
One day, I received a message
through the Amenogozen.
**[12:32] Fukuchi**
It was a prophecy of a world war
that would happen in 36 years.
**[12:38] Fukuchi**
It said it would be sparked by
a multinational conflict,
**[12:41] Fukuchi**
and advanced autonomous weapons and
bioweapons would take 210 million lives.
**[12:49] Fukuchi**
Fukuzawa...
**[12:52] Fukuchi**
What would you do?
**[12:55] Chuya**
So, is that anemic jackass dead?
**[12:58] Dazai**
Yeah.
**[13:00] Dazai**
Fyodor's no doubt dead.
**[13:02] Chuya**
I see.
**[13:06] Dazai**
Congrats, Nikolai.
**[13:08] Dazai**
You wanted to kill him, didn't you?
**[13:10] Nikolai**
Yeah.
**[13:11] Nikolai**
I certainly did.
**[13:13] Nikolai**
No, I didn't.
**[13:15] Nikolai**
No...
**[13:16] Nikolai**
You're right.
**[13:18] Nikolai**
I never exchanged many
words with Fyodor-kun.
**[13:22] Nikolai**
But my life since I met him felt
nothing like it did prior.
**[13:31] Nikolai**
Fyodor-kun was right.
**[13:33] Nikolai**
I fought so I could lose myself.
**[13:37] Nikolai**
Now, I...
**[13:40] Chuya**
What happened to your usual snark?
**[13:43] Dazai**
Nah.
**[13:44] Dazai**
Not today.
**[13:46] Dazai**
I got the antidote, too.
**[13:50] Fukuchi**
Fukuzawa...
**[13:52] Fukuchi**
Why does war happen?
**[13:54] Fukuzawa**
The reason for war?
**[13:56] Fukuchi**
Yeah.
**[13:58] Fukuchi**
Long ago, in the warring states period,
**[14:00] Fukuchi**
domains warred with each other
and people killed one another.
**[14:05] Fukuchi**
But is there any chance that one prefecture
would go to war with another in modern times?
**[14:10] Fukuzawa**
Not at all.
**[14:12] Fukuchi**
Long ago, each domain was sovereign,
with separate powers from the rest.
**[14:16] Fukuchi**
They were *others*.
**[14:18] Fukuchi**
But adjacent prefectures can intermingle,
and are peer organizations.
***SIGN*** Map of Japan
**[14:22] Fukuchi**
Each is a *we*.
**[14:25] Fukuzawa**
You're saying that wars can only ever
happen between a *them* and an *us*.
**[14:31] Fukuchi**
Thus, in the far future, with the development
of communication and transportation,
**[14:36] Fukuchi**
all people will become a *we*,
and war will fade away on its own.
**[14:42] Fukuchi**
But I can't wait that long.
**[14:45] Fukuchi**
Even if only by a year sooner, I want to
cleanse this world of war—of the hell that it is.
**[14:51] Fukuchi**
Thus, I chose to make all of humanity a *we*.
**[14:56] Fukuzawa**
Your "destruction of the state."
**[15:13] Fukuzawa**
I remember you had stolen those kintons.
**[15:16] Fukuchi**
You ate them, too. You're equally guilty.
**[15:19] Fukuzawa**
You coward.
**[15:21] Fukuzawa**
You served it with hojicha tea.
**[15:23] Fukuchi**
How could I resist?
**[15:29] Fukuzawa**
Listen, Gen'ichiro...
**[15:31] Fukuzawa**
Uniting humanity is impossible.
**[15:34] Fukuzawa**
You can't turn hundreds of
nations into one overnight.
**[15:37] Fukuzawa**
The need for integrity is a limiting factor.
**[15:40] Fukuzawa**
I have no doubt you're aware of that.
**[15:43] Fukuchi**
Then let me ask you, Fukuzawa.
What is a state?
**[15:48] Fukuchi**
In crude terms, a state is an
entity that has a right to violence.
**[15:53] Fukuchi**
Invariably, the state authorizes
any necessary violence.
**[15:57] Fukuchi**
You, in the Detective Agency,
carry guns, too, do you not?
**[16:03] Fukuchi**
If the leader of the Army of
Mankind uses the One Order,
**[16:06] Fukuchi**
every nation in the world loses
its foundation of sovereignty.
**[16:10] Fukuchi**
With every army under the umbrella of the
Army of Mankind, there will be no war.
**[16:16] Fukuzawa**
And thus the terror plot!
**[16:19] Fukuzawa**
All to make the Army of Mankind
and the One Order your own.
**[16:23] Fukuchi**
The world will soon form a supernation,
a federation of humanity,
**[16:27] Fukuchi**
headed by the chief commander
of the Army of Mankind.
**[16:30] Fukuchi**
With those preparations complete,
the page will take effect.
**[16:34] Fukuchi**
Reality will be amended, and none will
question the need to unify humanity.
**[16:40] Fukuchi**
War itself will cease to exist.
**[16:43] Fukuchi**
Forever.
**[16:47] Fukuzawa**
Gen'ichiro...
**[16:49] Fukuzawa**
That's never going to happen.
**[16:51] Fukuzawa**
Even with war gone, all that remains
is the dictatorship of one.
**[16:57] Fukuzawa**
And as history has demonstrated,
absolute power corrupts absolutely.
**[17:02] Fukuchi**
That's right.
**[17:03] Fukuchi**
That's why I had to make you use it.
**[17:08] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
All units!
**[17:10] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Cease your attack!
**[17:14] Fukuchi**
Do you know why the
One Order obeyed you?
**[17:22] Fukuchi**
Cut down my head.
**[17:25] Fukuchi**
Become the chief commander
of the Army of Mankind
**[17:27] Fukuchi**
and the hero who stops the terror attack.
**[17:30] Fukuzawa**
It was always configured
to respond to my voice?
**[17:35] Fukuchi**
I placed a certain condition
on the terror plot.
**[17:41] Fukuchi**
I would sacrifice no more than 500 lives.
**[17:44] Fukuzawa**
Five hundred!
**[17:46] Fukuchi**
That is the cost of peace.
**[17:48] Fukuchi**
The price to pay to save the 210 million lives
that would be lost in the coming war.
**[17:54] Fukuchi**
Would you call that a bad deal?
**[17:59] Fukuchi**
The proposal was Fyodor's.
**[18:02] Fukuchi**
No one else could have done it.
**[18:04] Fukuzawa**
That's it.
**[18:05] Fukuzawa**
You must be aware of how evil he is.
**[18:08] Fukuchi**
That's why I had him stay in prison.
**[18:11] Fukuchi**
Not even he could have managed to
meddle from the other side of the planet.
**[18:16] Fukuchi**
Fukuzawa...
**[18:17] Fukuchi**
Kill me!
**[18:19] Fukuchi**
You are to become the chief commander
of the Army of Mankind.
**[18:22] Fukuchi**
There is no other way to
save the Detective Agency.
**[18:25] Fukuchi**
My life, or the Detective Agency.
**[18:28] Fukuchi**
Choose!
**[18:46] Fukuchi**
We've left the novel world.
**[18:49] Fukuchi**
Good.
**[18:51] Fukuchi**
The moment of evil's beheading
must be witnessed.
**[18:57] Fukuzawa**
Any regrets?
**[19:00] Fukuchi**
None.
**[19:11] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
Say, Fukuzawa, if you could have just one
wish granted, what would you wish for?
**[19:17] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
Let's see...
**[19:18] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
I would wish for the strength
to protect those closest to me.
**[19:22] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
You?
**[19:24] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I would wish for world peace.
**[19:30] Fukuzawa**
I'm sorry.
**[19:32] Fukuzawa**
I can't do it.
**[19:35] Fukuchi**
It's fine.
**[19:37] Fukuchi**
I suspected as much.
**[19:46] Fukuchi**
I'm sorry, Teruko-kun.
**[19:49] Teruko**
You're a coward!
**[19:50] Teruko**
This isn't fair!
**[19:52] Teruko**
You knew how I felt!
**[19:58] Teruko**
You killed him. That's your line.
**[20:02] Teruko**
Otherwise, I'll make you regret it!
**[20:04] Fukuchi**
Fukuzawa...
**[20:06] Fukuchi**
Are you there?
**[20:10] Atsushi**
Boss!
**[20:12] Atsushi**
Boss!
**[20:14] Teruko**
Stay back, kid!
**[20:17] Teruko**
Don't look at him!
**[20:18] Atsushi**
But...
**[20:21] Teruko**
Please don't do this to him.
**[20:39] Fukuchi**
I'm a little tired.
**[20:42] Fukuzawa**
Rest up.
**[20:44] (Flashback) Fukuchi**
I would wish for world peace.
**[20:48] Fukuzawa**
Was there no other way?
**[21:31] Rampo**
*When the Armed Detective Agency was formed,*
**[21:34] Rampo**
* the first guest at our*
* celebration was this man.*
**[21:40] (Flashback) Fukuzawa**
He must be a little lonely,
now that I've found my own path.
**[21:45] Rampo**
*That must not be all.*
**[21:49] Rampo**
You ought to decide what
happens to this, boss.
**[22:15] Fukuzawa**
*Yes.*
**[22:16] Rampo**
*You can't destroy it.*
**[22:19] Rampo**
* That, Fukuzawa-san, is the curse*
* that the old man placed on you.*
**[22:32] [SONG] Text**
Two hours later
**[23:02] Atsushi**
Akutagawa!
**[23:07] Akutagawa**
We're concluding this story
started by Fukuchi Ouchi.
**[23:13] Atsushi**
Just the two of us?
**[23:15] Akutagawa**
Do we need any more?
**[23:23] Atsushi**
Let's go, Akutagawa!
**[23:36] [SONG] Text**
To Be Continued