Season 1
- 1 - Fortune Is Unpredictable and Mutable
- 2 - A Certain Bomb
- 3 - Yokohama Gangster Paradise
- 4 - The Tragedy of the Fatalist
- 5 - Murder on D Street
- 6 - The Azure Messenger
- 7 - Love for the Disease Called Ideals
- 8 - Teaching Them To Kill; Then To Die
- 9 - The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue
- 10 - Rashoumon and the Tiger
- 11 - First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her. Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency.
- 12 - Borne Back Ceaselessly into the Past
1 - Fortune Is Unpredictable and Mutable
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SIGN One Bowl of Tea on Rice
[00:08] Naka
One bowl of tea on rice...
[00:15] Naka
Pickled plums, slivered nori,
[00:17] Naka
and leftover chicken from dinner...
[00:20] Naka
All doused in piping-hot water,
[00:23] Naka
then shoveled in with salted kelp...
[00:28] Naka
That was so good...
[00:30] Naka
All those bowls of tea on rice I'd sneak
into the kitchen to make at the orphanage...
[00:40] Naka
Ow!
[00:42] Naka
Damn it...
[00:43] Naka
I'm gonna die of hunger.
[00:48] Naka
My name is Atsushi.
SIGN Episode 1:
Fortune Is Unpredictable
and Mutable
[00:50] Naka
Due to certain circumstances,
I'm about to die from starvation.
[00:57] Naka
After being driven out of the orphanage,
[00:59] Naka
I had nothing to eat, nowhere to sleep,
[01:01] Naka
and, as one might expect,
not a cent to my name.
[01:04] Naka
Yet, I lack the courage to commit theft.
[01:07] Naka
That is how I've arrived at
my current predicament...
[01:11] Naka
However...
[01:13] Naka
If I wish to live,
[01:15] Naka
I have no choice but to
steal and take from others!
[01:18] (Flashback) Man
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[01:20] (Flashback) Man
No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
[01:22] (Flashback) Woman
The world would be a better place
[01:24] (Flashback) Woman
if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[01:26] Naka
Shut up...
[01:28] Naka
Shut up!
[01:29] Naka
Shut up!
[01:31] Naka
Shut up!
[01:35] Naka
Die in a ditch?
[01:37] Naka
I'm not gonna die!
[01:40] Naka
I'm gonna live, no matter what it takes!
[01:42] Naka
Okay...
[01:43] Naka
I'll rush the first person who comes along
[01:45] Naka
and rob them of everything they've got!
[01:52] Naka
Well, that was mission impossible.
[01:54] Naka
I can't catch him on an empty stomach...
[01:56] Naka
Next!
[01:57] Army
One, two, three, four!
[02:00] Army
One, two, three, four!
[02:02] Naka
I... I doubt military police'd be
toting their wallets during training.
[02:06] Naka
But the next person who
comes along... for sure!
[02:11] Naka
I've got this!
[02:15] Naka
Well...
[02:17] Naka
I can't possibly count him.
[02:22] Naka
Y-Yeah, I'll pass, please.
[02:26] Naka
I... I'll pass...
[02:30] Naka
Fine!
SIGN In the end...
SIGN ...I saved a life?
[02:50] Naka
You were floating down the river...
[02:52] Naka
Are you okay?
[02:55] Dazai
I made it.
[02:58] Dazai
Damn.
[02:59] Naka
"Damn"?
[03:01] Naka
Did he just say "damn"?
[03:03] Dazai
Are you the one who
interrupted my submersion?
[03:07] Naka
I was just trying to help.
[03:10] Naka
Huh?
[03:11] Naka
Submersion?
SIGN Submersion...
[03:12] Dazai
You don't know what I mean by that?
[03:14] Dazai
I was trying to commit suicide.
SIGN S-Suicide?!
SIGN ...Suicide?
[03:18] Dazai
That's right.
SIGN I was trying to kill myself.
[03:21] Dazai
But you just had to interfere...
SIGN Why...
SIGN ...am I being lectured?
SIGN Wait, is he scolding me for saving him?
[03:28] Dazai
Still, my priority is to
commit a clean suicide
[03:30] Dazai
without being a burden to anyone.
[03:34] Dazai
Yet I did trouble you,
[03:36] Dazai
so the fault lies with me at this point.
[03:38] Dazai
I should apologize in some way.
SIGN Growl
[03:41] Dazai
Are you hungry, boy?
[03:43] Naka
Well..
[03:45] Naka
I haven't eaten in several days.
SIGN Growl
[03:48] Naka
Ugh...
[03:50] Dazai
How odd.
[03:51] Dazai
I'm also hungry.
[03:53] Naka
Then...
[03:54] Dazai
By the way, the river seems
to have taken my wallet.
[03:58] Naka
You've got to be kidding...
[03:59] Kuni
There you are, blockhead!
[04:03] Dazai
Oh, hey.
[04:05] Dazai
Nice work, Kunikida-kun.
[04:08] Kuni
Nice work?
[04:10] Kuni
And just who caused all this work,
[04:12] Kuni
you suicidal maniac?!
[04:14] Kuni
I've had enough of you disrupting my schedule!
[04:16] Dazai
Oh, right!
[04:17] Dazai
I have a great idea.
[04:19] Dazai
He's a colleague of mine from work.
[04:21] Dazai
Let's have him treat you to a meal.
[04:23] Kuni
Are you even listening to me?!
[04:25] Dazai
What's your name?
[04:28] Naka
Huh?
[04:29] Naka
Nakajima... Atsushi.
[04:31] Dazai
Well, come along, Atsushi-kun!
[04:34] Dazai
What would you like to eat?
[04:37] Naka
Um...
[04:39] Naka
Well, if it's not too much trouble...
[04:40] Dazai
Oh, there's no need to hold back!
[04:43] Naka
I'd like to eat tea on rice...
[04:51] Dazai
So a boy on the brink of starvation
wants to eat tea on rice?
[04:54] Dazai
Very well, let's have Kunikida-kun
treat you to thirty bowls of that!
[04:59] Kuni
Don't get all generous with my money, Dazai!
[05:02] Naka
Dazai?
[05:04] Dazai
Yeah, that's my name.
[05:14] Dazai
I am Dazai.
[05:17] Dazai
Dazai Osamu.
[05:28] Kuni
You're unbelievable.
[05:31] Kuni
Who goes "that's a nice river"
[05:34] Kuni
and jumps into it in the middle of a job?!
[05:36] Kuni
Thanks to you, look!
[05:38] Kuni
Look how off-schedule we are now!
[05:40] Dazai
You sure like your schedules, Kunikida-kun.
SIGN Ideal
[05:45] Kuni
This isn't a schedule!
[05:47] Kuni
This is an ideal!
[05:48] Kuni
My guide in life!
[05:51] Kuni
And nowhere in this book
[05:52] Kuni
is it written that my work partner
is a suicidal maniac!
[05:57] Kuni
Shut up!
[05:59] Kuni
Nowhere on my projected expenses
page will you find written
[06:01] Kuni
that I will buy a million bowls of
tea on rice for a snot-nosed brat!
[06:07] Kuni
Like I said, it's a job!
[06:10] Kuni
Our job today?
[06:12] Kuni
It involves the military.
[06:14] Dazai
How are you two communicating, actually?
[06:19] Naka
I'm so full.
[06:22] Naka
I don't want to see another bowl
of this for at least ten years.
[06:24] Kuni
Why, you...
[06:26] Kuni
How dare you be so shameless
after eating on my dime?
[06:30] Naka
You're a real lifesaver.
[06:33] Naka
After leaving the orphanage
and coming to Yokohama,
[06:36] Naka
I've had nothing to eat and nowhere to sleep.
[06:39] Naka
I thought I'd die of starvation.
[06:40] Dazai
You're from an orphanage?
[06:43] Naka
Putting it one way, yes.
[06:45] Naka
But they kicked me out.
[06:47] Dazai
That's some non-profit there.
[06:50] Kuni
Hey, Dazai!
[06:51] Kuni
We're not some philanthropists going around
helping brats down on their luck, okay?
[06:55] Kuni
Let's get back to the job at hand.
SIGN Ideal
[06:56] Naka
That reminds me, you said earlier that
your current job involves the military.
[07:01] Naka
What is your line of work, exactly?
[07:02] Dazai
Oh, we're just private investigators.
[07:06] Naka
Private investigators...?
[07:07] Kuni
That's not to say we only handle lost pets
and alleged extramarital affairs.
[07:11] Kuni
Perhaps you've heard of the
Armed Detective Agency,
[07:13] Kuni
an organization with individuals
possessing supernatural powers?
[07:16] Naka
What?
[07:19] Naka
I've heard of this Armed
Detective Agency in rumors...
[07:25] Naka
Said to be an agency
specializing in objectives
[07:27] Naka
that cannot be entrusted to the
likes of the police or the military...
[07:30] Naka
A twilight armed force positioned
between the world of night and day...
[07:39] Naka
I'm told many from the Agency
possess supernatural powers...
[07:45] Naka
but does that also apply to these two?
[07:50] Dazai
Check out that nice beam up there.
[07:54] Kuni
Don't analyze whether you can hang yourself
in a random teahouse we just stumbled into!
[07:57] Dazai
Don't get me wrong.
[07:58] Dazai
We're talking the hanging health method.
[08:00] Kuni
What's that about?
[08:02] Dazai
What, you don't know?!
[08:04] Dazai
It's so good for shoulder cramps!
[08:06] Kuni
What?!
[08:06] Kuni
Such a thing exists?!
[08:08] Dazai
Hey, write this all down!
[08:11] Kuni
Hanging... health... method...
[08:15] Dazai
I'm messing with you.
[08:17] Naka
A-Are these two seriously with
the Armed Detective Agency?
[08:20] Dazai
My partner gets himself washed up in a river,
[08:22] Dazai
and a brat on death's door just
stuffs himself with no shame.
[08:25] Dazai
My schedule for the day was just perfect,
[08:28] Dazai
but I have to start over from square one!
[08:28] Naka
So, about your job today...
[08:29] Dazai
I'll ensure that the job will be
completed on schedule, if nothing else!
[08:32] Kuni
Yeah?!
[08:33] Naka
Sorry, I shouldn't have asked!
[08:36] Naka
R-Right, of course your jobs are classified!
[08:41] Kuni
Today's job doesn't really require secrecy.
[08:45] Kuni
We're looking for a certain
tiger on behest of the military.
[08:49] Naka
A tiger?
[08:50] Dazai
A man-eater who's recently
appeared in these parts.
[08:54] Dazai
Well, not that we know for
sure it's devoured anyone,
[08:56] Dazai
but it's ransacked warehouses and
eaten farm produce and the like,
[08:59] Dazai
doing whatever it wants.
[09:01] Dazai
It's been spotted around here lately.
[09:06] Dazai
What's wrong, Atsushi-kun?
[09:08] Naka
I... I... I'll be leaving now.
[09:11] Naka
G-Good-bye.
[09:12] Kuni
Wait, brat!
[09:15] Kuni
You know something, don't you?
[09:21] Naka
You can't.
[09:23] Naka
No one can take it on!
[09:25] Kuni
You know the man-eating tiger?
[09:28] Naka
It's after me.
[09:30] Naka
It almost killed me!
[09:32] Naka
If it's been seen around here,
[09:33] Naka
I have to run, now!
[09:39] Kuni
Hey, brat!
[09:40] Kuni
You'll either pay for the food with
your arm or by telling us everything.
[09:43] Dazai
Now, now, Kunikida-kun.
[09:45] Dazai
Whenever you try to ask questions,
[09:48] Dazai
it becomes an interrogation.
[09:49] Dazai
The CEO's been talking to you about this.
[09:53] Dazai
And...
[09:55] Dazai
what do you know about this tiger?
[09:59] Naka
My orphanage was trashed by that tiger.
[10:03] Naka
It ravaged our fields,
[10:05] Naka
it ravaged our chicken coop,
[10:07] Naka
and even our warehouse.
[10:09] Naka
No one died, sure,
[10:13] Naka
but the orphanage was already
on a shoestring budget.
[10:17] Naka
I got kicked out so that they
had one less mouth to feed.
[10:19] (Flashback) Man
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[10:21] (Flashback) Woman
The world would be a better place if
you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[10:24] (Flashback) Naka
Why me? I didn't do anything...
[10:26] (Flashback) Man
We don't need worthless louts!
[10:29] (Flashback) Man
You'll never find a place where you belong!
[10:33] (Flashback) Man
Just go! I hope you rot in hell!
[10:38] Dazai
Well, that's tragic.
[10:41] Kuni
So, boy, what's this talk about
the tiger almost killing you?
[10:45] Naka
The man-eater always shows up wherever I go.
[10:52] Naka
Just a while ago, when I was
walking around Tsurumi...
[11:09] Man
It's a tiger!
[11:10] Man
There's a tiger!
[11:14] Naka
I'd seen it out of the corner
of my eyes many times,
[11:17] Naka
starting two weeks before I was
chased out of the orphanage.
[11:19] Naka
I'm sure it's come all the way
to the city in search of me.
[11:22] Dazai
When was the last time you saw the tiger?
[11:27] Naka
I think I saw it around Tsurumi
[11:30] Naka
about four days ago.
[11:31] Kuni
It's true that its antics have been
focused here for the past two weeks.
[11:36] Kuni
In addition, it was sighted
around Tsurumi four days ago.
[11:43] Dazai
Atsushi-kun, are you free?
[11:46] Naka
I have a really bad feeling about this...
[11:49] Dazai
You being the man-eater's target
presents an excellent opportunity.
[11:53] Naka
Huh?
[11:54] Dazai
Please help us find the tiger.
[11:56] Naka
No way!
[11:57] Dazai
Kunikida-kun, please go back to the
Agency and give this to the president.
[12:00] Kuni
Hey, don't tell me you plan to catch the
tiger all alone with the two of you?
[12:02] Kuni
We should first confirm whether
his information is accurate.
[12:05] Dazai
It's fine.
[12:09] Naka
I'm not doing this, okay?!
[12:11] Naka
This means you're going
to use me as bait, right?
[12:13] Naka
Who in their right mind would agree to that—
[12:14] Dazai
There's a reward.
SIGN Currently penniless.
[12:17] Naka
What? Reward?
[12:19] Naka
A reward?
[12:21] Naka
Nah...
[12:23] Naka
You're not gonna tempt me with that!
[12:25] Naka
B-But just for reference,
[12:28] Naka
how much would the reward be...?
[12:31] Dazai
About this much.
[12:47] Naka
Dazai-san, what are you reading?
[12:51] Dazai
A good book.
[12:53] Naka
I'm surprised you can
read when it's this dark.
[12:55] Dazai
I have good vision.
SIGN Complete
Guide to Suicide
[12:57] Dazai
Besides, I already know everything
that happens in this book.
[13:01] Naka
Why are you reading it, then?
[13:04] Dazai
A good book is always good, no matter
how many times you've already read it.
[13:11] Naka
Will the tiger really show up here?
[13:14] Dazai
It will.
[13:17] Dazai
Don't worry.
[13:21] Dazai
Even if it shows up, it's no match for me.
[13:25] Dazai
I may not look like much,
[13:26] Dazai
but I am an operative of
the Armed Detective Agency.
[13:29] Naka
You're really confident.
[13:31] Naka
I'm kind of jealous.
[13:34] Naka
They called me a good-for-nothing at the
orphanage as far back as I can remember.
[13:38] Naka
And now, I don't even know where I'll sleep tonight
or whether I'll be able to earn my keep tomorrow.
[13:43] (Flashback) Man
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[13:44] (Flashback) Man
You'll never find a place where you belong!
[13:50] Naka
No one'd care if someone like me
were to die in a ditch somewhere.
[13:54] Naka
Yeah, I may be better off eaten by a tiger...
[14:01] Dazai
Well, then...
[14:03] Dazai
I think it'll be soon.
[14:05] Naka
What?!
[14:08] Naka
I... I just heard something back there.
[14:10] Dazai
Yeah.
[14:11] Naka
I bet that's the tiger, Dazai-san!
[14:13] Dazai
No, I think the wind just
knocked something down.
[14:17] Naka
It's the man-eater!
[14:18] Naka
It's come to eat me!
[14:20] Dazai
Calm down, Atsushi-kun.
[14:23] Dazai
Tigers don't show up from places like that.
[14:26] Naka
How do you know for sure?!
[14:27] Dazai
Something wasn't quite right to begin with.
[14:31] Dazai
Just because their finances went south,
[14:33] Dazai
why would an orphanage banish a child?
[14:37] Dazai
It's not some farming
village from a bygone era.
[14:39] Dazai
Banishing one or two mouths to feed would
hardly put a dent in their deficit.
[14:45] Dazai
It'd make more sense to downsize
[14:47] Dazai
by transferring half of the kids
to a different orphanage.
[14:53] Naka
What are you talking about, Dazai-san?
[14:57] Dazai
You came to this city two weeks ago...
[15:00] Dazai
The tiger also appeared in
this city two weeks ago.
[15:05] Dazai
You were in the Tsurumi area four days ago.
[15:09] Dazai
The tiger was also sighted
there four days ago.
[15:14] Dazai
Remember what Kunikida-kun said?
[15:16] Dazai
The Armed Detective Agency is comprised
of individuals with supernatural powers.
[15:21] Dazai
Though not a well-known fact,
[15:23] Dazai
there are quite a few individuals who
possess supernatural abilities in this world.
[15:29] Dazai
Some use their powers to
achieve great success,
[15:32] Dazai
while others fall into ruin as a result
of being unable to control their powers.
[15:39] Dazai
I'm guessing that the orphanage
staff knew who the tiger was,
[15:43] Dazai
but declined to enlighten you.
[15:46] Dazai
You were the only one who remained ignorant.
[15:48] Dazai
You also have supernatural powers.
[15:52] Dazai
You have the ability to transform
into a wild beast in the moonlight.
[16:06] Dazai
This is impressive.
[16:08] Dazai
You could easily...
[16:13] Dazai
snap a person's neck.
[16:20] Dazai
It wouldn't be so bad to meet one's end
[16:23] Dazai
being eaten by a beast,
[16:26] Dazai
but you can't kill me.
[16:30] Dazai
My ability is...
[16:31] Sign 1633
No Longer Human
[16:32] Dazai
No Longer Human.
[16:43] Dazai
My ability allows me to render
any other ability null
[16:47] Dazai
through simple touch.
[17:03] Dazai
I have no such tastes in men.
SIGN Thud
[17:07] Kuni
Hey, Dazai!
[17:09] Dazai
Oh, you're late, Kunikida-kun.
[17:12] Dazai
I've captured the tiger.
[17:14] Kuni
What, it's this boy?
[17:17] Dazai
He has the ability to transform into a tiger.
[17:20] Kuni
Jeez.
[17:23] Kuni
What was with this note?
[17:25] Dazai
"A tiger will appear in the warehouse
in the fifteenth district."
[17:28] Dazai
"Secure the perimeter so
that it can't get away."
[17:30] Dazai
It's an excellent, concise note.
[17:33] Kuni
You've left out the most important detail!
[17:35] Kuni
Next time, explain in advance.
[17:37] Kuni
Thanks to you, I had to bring in
guys who weren't even on call.
[17:40] Kuni
Take them out for drinks later.
[17:42] Kenji
Hey!
SIGN Yosano Akiko
SIGN Ability:
Thou Shalt Not Die
[17:47] Yosa
What, no casualties?
[17:50] Yosa
How boring.
SIGN Edogawa Rampo
SIGN Ability:
Ultra-Deduction
[17:52] Rampo
You've come a long way, Dazai.
[17:55] Rampo
Though you still have a ways to go
before you even come close to me.
SIGN Miyazawa Kenji
SIGN Ability: Be Not
Defeated by the Rain
[17:58] Kenji
But what are we going to do with him?
[18:02] Kenji
He didn't know he was doing it, right?
[18:04] Kuni
Yeah, you're right.
SIGN Kunikida Doppo
SIGN Ability: Doppo Poet
[18:07] Kuni
What do you think, Dazai?
[18:08] Kuni
The ward's designated him as a major threat.
SIGN Dazai Osamu
SIGN Ability:
No Longer Human
[18:14] Dazai
I've already made a decision.
[18:25] (Flashback) Naka
They called me a good-for-nothing at the
orphanage as far back as I can remember.
[18:29] (Flashback) Naka
And now, I don't even know where I'll sleep tonight
or whether I'll be able to earn my keep tomorrow.
[18:34] (Flashback) Naka
No one'd care if someone like me
were to die in a ditch somewhere.
[18:39] (Flashback) Naka
Yeah, I may be better
off eaten by a tiger...
[18:47] Dazai
We'll make him one of us.
[18:49] Kenji
Nice!
[18:49] Yosa
Are you serious?
[18:51] Rampo
Dazai, you are an idiot.
[18:55] Kuni
What gives you the right to decide that?
[18:56] Kenji
There, there.
[18:57] Dazai
Wake up, boy!
[19:00] Dazai
Here, in a city teeming
with the supernatural...
[19:03] Dazai
Here, in a detective agency
teeming with eccentrics...
[19:07] Dazai
A strange tale is about to unfold.
[19:10] Dazai
This is only a sign of things to come...
A premonition, if you will.
[19:15] Dazai
Now...
[19:19] Naka
Huh?
[19:24] Naka
I...
[19:26] Dazai
Atsushi-kun.
[19:28] Dazai
Do you remember nothing at all
from when you were transformed?
[19:32] Naka
What are you talking about?
[19:34] Dazai
Oh.
[19:35] Dazai
But your right hand's still there.
[19:37] Naka
Right hand?
[19:46] Naka
What?!
SIGN Nakajima Atsushi
SIGN Ability: Beast Beneath The Moonlight
[19:49] Naka
What the?
[19:49] Naka
What's this?
[19:51] Naka
What the hell?!
[19:53] Dazai
Nakajima Atsushi!
[19:57] Dazai
You'll become one of us.
[20:01] Dazai
From this day forth, you'll be a member
of the Armed Detective Agency.
[20:08] Naka
Huh?
[21:44] Naka
It's been a long time since
I've slept on a futon.
[21:46] Naka
I feel reborn...
[21:48] Kuni
Hey, brat.
[21:49] Kuni
There's an emergency.
[21:50] Kuni
Hightail it over to the detective agency.
[21:52] Naka
An emergency?
[21:54] Kuni
A bomber's taken a hostage and
holed himself up in our office.
[21:57] Naka
I don't want to go!
[22:00] Naka
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, episode 2:
SIGN Episode 2:
A Certain Bomb
[22:04] Naka
"A Certain Bomb."
[22:06] Kuni
Ability: Doppo Poet.
SIGN Wire Gun
2 - A Certain Bomb
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[00:00] Naka
[00:00] Naka
[00:01] [SONG] Sign 0003
I haven't smelled tatami mats in a long time.
[00:02] Naka
I haven't smelled tatami mats in a long time.
[00:16] Naka
Huh?
[00:18] Naka
Where am I?
[00:22] Naka
What happened last night?
[00:25] (Flashback) Dazai
Do you remember nothing at all
from when you were transformed?
[00:28] (Flashback) Naka
What are you talking about?
[00:31] (Flashback) Dazai
But your right hand's still there.
[00:33] (Flashback) Naka
Right hand?
[00:56] Naka
It's been so long...
[00:58] Naka
...since I slept under a roof.
[01:03] Naka
What?
[01:03] Naka
What?!
[01:04] Naka
What?!
[01:07] Naka
Huh?
[01:07] Naka
Um, uhh...
[01:09] Naka
Okay, I'm taking the call.
[01:10] Naka
I'll do it right now!
[01:11] Naka
Right this second!
[01:11] Naka
Which button am I supposed to push?
[01:12] Naka
Um...
[01:12] Naka
This one? C'mon, hurry up.
Gosh, which one is it?
[01:15] Naka
H-Hello?!
[01:16] Dazai
Good morning!
[01:18] Naka
Oh, Dazai-san.
[01:21] Dazai
Today's another fine day.
[01:23] Dazai
How's the new dorm?
[01:26] Naka
Great, thank you.
[01:27] Naka
Compared to sleeping outdoors, it's heavenly.
[01:31] Dazai
That's good to hear.
[01:32] Dazai
The change of clothes at your pillow
is a gift from everyone at the agency.
[01:37] Naka
Thank you so much for everything.
[01:40] Dazai
By the way, Atsushi-kun,
[01:42] Dazai
I apologize for asking
this out of the blue...
[01:44] Dazai
but there's been an emergency.
[01:47] Naka
An emergency?
[01:49] Dazai
Yes, there can be no delay.
[01:52] Dazai
Please come to the specified
location immediately.
[01:54] Dazai
It's a crisis!
[01:56] Dazai
Only you can help.
[01:57] Naka
O-Okay, I understand.
[03:31] Dazai
Are you ready, Atsushi-kun?
[03:34] Naka
Yes.
[03:35] Dazai
First, when you leave the room,
make sure you close the door.
[03:38] Dazai
Look behind you!
[03:40] Naka
Behind me?
[03:47] Naka
Um...
[03:49] Naka
What's this about?
[03:51] Dazai
What do you think?
[03:54] Naka
Maybe I'm hallucinating this morning?
[03:55] Dazai
Wrong!
[03:57] Naka
Is it an enemy attack?
[04:00] Naka
Did you get caught in a trap?
[04:02] Dazai
I got in myself.
[04:04] Dazai
Well, you see...
[04:05] Dazai
I heard that there's a way to commit
suicide by getting stuck in an oil drum,
SIGN Diagram
SIGN Securing the feet is the key.
[04:09] Dazai
so I decided to give it a shot.
[04:11] Dazai
But now that I have,
[04:14] Dazai
I'm just suffering without
being able to actually die.
[04:18] Dazai
Not to mention, now that I've
wedged myself this deep,
[04:20] Dazai
I can't get out on my own.
[04:21] Dazai
I think I might die.
[04:23] Naka
I see...
[04:24] Naka
But it's a way to commit suicide,
[04:26] Naka
so you should be able to kill yourself
if you stay that way, I think?
[04:30] Dazai
I like suicide,
[04:32] Dazai
but I don't like suffering or pain!
[04:34] Dazai
Why would I?!
[04:35] Dazai
Also, I only learned this after the fact,
[04:36] Naka
I see.
[04:37] Dazai
but it wasn't a suicide method...
[04:39] Dazai
It was a torture method!
[04:40] Naka
There.
[04:42] Naka
My name is Nakajima Atsushi.
[04:47] Naka
Just the other day,
[04:49] Naka
I turned into a tiger and went on a blind rampage
and this man, Dazai-san, helped me.
[05:05] Naka
While Dazai-san is this kind of person,
[05:09] Naka
those people with supernatural powers
[05:11] Naka
all belonged to the Armed Detective Agency.
[05:13] (Flashback) Dazai
Nakajima Atsushi!
[05:16] (Flashback) Dazai
You'll become one of us.
[05:21] (Flashback) Dazai
From this day forth, you'll be a
member of the Armed Detective Agency.
[05:27] Dazai
That was painful.
[05:29] Dazai
I owe you one, Atsushi-kun.
[05:32] Dazai
Without you, I would've
snapped in two at the waist.
[05:37] Naka
Didn't you ask your other coworkers for help?
[05:40] Dazai
I called them, sure.
[05:42] Dazai
I told them I was on death's door.
[05:44] Dazai
But then everyone was all
like, "Congratulations."
[05:49] Dazai
How's that make you feel?
[05:50] Naka
I'm not surprised.
[05:53] Dazai
Jeez.
[05:55] Dazai
Anyone gifted with supernatural powers
has something wrong with them inside...
[06:00] Naka
Gifted, huh?
[06:05] Naka
Dazai-san.
[06:07] Naka
Everyone at the Armed Detective Agency...
the private investigators, that is...
[06:12] Naka
They're gifted, right?
[06:15] Dazai
Right, they're an armed force
[06:17] Dazai
taking on antagonists the police
don't stand a chance against.
[06:20] Naka
I don't stand a chance at
joining the agency, then.
[06:23] Dazai
You're gifted just fine.
[06:26] Naka
It's true that I have the supernatural
ability to turn into a tiger,
[06:31] Naka
but I have absolutely no control over it.
[06:35] Naka
I just transform unaware.
[06:38] Naka
I can't will myself to
transform into a tiger.
[06:42] Naka
So I don't think I'll be
of any use, even if I join.
[06:47] Naka
I really appreciate the offer, though.
[06:49] Naka
I'm sorry.
[06:51] Dazai
What's your plan, then?
[06:53] Naka
I think I'll look for a job
I can actually handle,
[06:57] Naka
though I don't think it'll be easy to find.
[07:01] Dazai
I have an idea for a potential job.
[07:06] Dazai
I can help you get it, if you'd like.
[07:08] Naka
Really?
SIGN Episode 2: A Certain Bomb
[07:11] Naka
Thank you so much!
[07:13] Dazai
We're going to meet the guarantor
who'll introduce you to the job.
[07:19] Dazai
I'm sure he'll like you.
[07:22] Naka
What's the job?
[07:23] Dazai
No point spoiling the fun.
[07:26] Dazai
Well, there may be a test of sorts.
[07:28] Dazai
Huh?
[07:28] Dazai
A test?
[07:29] Dazai
Atsushi-kun, can you write?
[07:32] Naka
I do know how to read and write.
[07:34] Dazai
Then you'll be fine.
[07:38] Dazai
You'll be just fine, I'm sure.
[07:40] Dazai
I guarantee it.
[07:42] Naka
Thank you!
[07:45] Dazai
You'd better thank me!
[07:46] Dazai
Just leave it to me,
and everything will be fine!
[07:50] Dazai
After all, I am Dazai...
[07:52] Dazai
The one and only whom the agency trusts
[07:55] Dazai
and the populace adores!
[07:57] Kuni
There you are, Dazai!
[08:00] Kuni
You bandage-squandering machine!
[08:04] Dazai
N-Nice nickname there, Kunikida-kun.
SIGN Bandage-Squandering Machine?!
That stung, just a little.
SIGN
[08:09] Kuni
Who's the one and only one
the agency trusts, huh?
[08:12] Kuni
You're the one and only one
[08:14] Kuni
who we get complaints,
curses, and grievances about!
[08:17] Naka
Huh?
SIGN Calls about complaints, curses...
and grievances?
[08:18] Dazai
What?
[08:20] Dazai
Since when did I ever get a complaint?!
SIGN Ideal
[08:23] Kuni
Call in August:
[08:25] Kuni
"One of your employees has been
caught in an offshore fishing net."
[08:29] Kuni
"Can you come retrieve him?"
[08:31] Kuni
Call in September:
[08:33] Kuni
"Some weirdo's got himself
buried on my farm."
[08:36] Kuni
"Could he be one of yours?"
[08:38] Dazai
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th...
[08:39] Kuni
Call in the same month:
[08:41] Kuni
"Pay your tab, okay?!"
[08:44] Kuni
"All six months' worth!"
[08:46] Dazai
That's impossible...
[08:47] Dazai
Who knew you were so good at imitating
other people, Kunikida-kun?!
[08:52] Dazai
You bastard!
[08:54] Dazai
Stop ridiculing me!
[08:55] Naka
I wonder if it's actually a good idea
[08:59] Naka
to have him help me find a job...
[09:01] Kuni
Oh, right!
[09:03] Kuni
I wasted a whole minute
dealing with this idiot.
[09:08] Kuni
Let's hurry to the agency!
[09:09] Dazai
Why?
[09:10] Kuni
We have an emergency!
[09:12] Kuni
A bomber's taken a hostage and
holed himself up in our office.
[09:16] Naka
A bomber?
[09:21] Naka
Um...
[09:22] Kuni
What?
[09:24] Kuni
The agency's on the fourth floor.
[09:26] Naka
That's not what I wanted to ask.
[09:29] Dazai
Let's take the stairs, just in case.
[09:32] Naka
Excuse me...
[09:32] Kuni
Quiet!
[09:34] Naka
Oh, sorry.
[09:36] Dazai
Let's go, Atsushi-kun.
[09:38] Naka
What?
[09:39] Bomber
I can't...
[09:41] Bomber
I can't take it anymore...
[09:44] Bomber
It's all your fault...
[09:46] Bomber
The Armed Detective Agency's fault.
[09:49] Bomber
Where's the president?
[09:52] Bomber
Bring the president!
[09:54] Bomber
If you don't...
[09:55] Bomber
I'll blow everyone to kingdom come.
[09:58] Dazai
A personal grudge?
[10:00] Dazai
That's inconvenient.
[10:02] Kuni
Yeah...
[10:03] Naka
Why am I here?
[10:06] Kuni
The bomber seems pretty
furious at the agency.
[10:09] Naka
I don't think I'll be of
any use. May I go now?
[10:13] Dazai
We do attract a lot of ill will.
[10:16] Naka
You're ignoring me?
[10:18] Dazai
Besides, that's a high explosive.
[10:21] Dazai
If the bomber acts on his
threat and detonates it,
[10:24] Dazai
the whole floor's as good as gone.
[10:26] Naka
Oh no...
[10:27] Dazai
We may be able to mitigate the
force of the explosion somewhat
[10:30] Dazai
if we can find something to cover the bomb,
SIGN Safety First
[10:35] Dazai
but given the circumstances...
[10:37] Dazai
I can't believe he took a woman
as a hostage, the coward.
[10:41] Naka
Who's the girl?
[10:42] Dazai
She's Naomi-chan, a part-time
office assistant.
[10:45] Naka
A part-timer?!
[10:47] Naka
Then she's a completely innocent bystander!
[10:51] Kuni
What should we do?
[10:53] Dazai
Why don't we let him see the president?
[10:55] Kuni
He'll try to kill the president!
[10:57] Kuni
We can't let the president walk
into a situation like that!
[11:01] Kuni
I'm glad he's out on a business trip.
[11:03] Dazai
Then there's only one method...
[11:07] Naka
Are they going to use their abilities?
[11:14] Naka
Huh?
[11:18] Dazai
Go, go.
[11:20] Dazai
C'mon, go!
[11:21] Kuni
Hey.
[11:23] Kuni
Calm down, boy.
[11:25] Bomber
Stay away!
[11:26] Bomber
I only want to see the president!
[11:27] Bomber
If you do anything funny, I'll blow this up!
[11:31] Kuni
Okay.
[11:32] Bomber
I know who you are. You're Kunikida!
[11:35] Bomber
I bet you're trying to
make me let my guard down
[11:38] Bomber
and use that annoying ability of yours!
[11:40] Bomber
Well, fat chance.
[11:43] Bomber
Get up on the desk on all fours
[11:45] Bomber
and keep both hands where I can see them!
[11:48] Bomber
I-If you don't do as I say,
[11:51] Bomber
I'm taking you all down with me!
[11:58] Dazai
This isn't good.
[12:00] Dazai
Because of his personal grudge against the agency,
[12:03] Dazai
he's done his research on all
the members' names and faces.
[12:06] Dazai
If I go, it'll only provoke him.
[12:11] Dazai
Hmm... What to do?
[12:15] Naka
I just got a really bad feeling...
[12:20] Dazai
A-tsu-shi-ku—
[12:22] Naka
No.
[12:23] Dazai
I haven't even said anything.
[12:25] Naka
I already know what you're going to say.
[12:27] Dazai
Listen, Atsushi-kun.
[12:29] Dazai
You're the only one here who's not a formal
member and who the bomber won't know.
[12:35] Naka
But even if I were to go,
[12:38] Naka
I wouldn't be able to do anything.
[12:40] Dazai
It'll be fine.
[12:42] Dazai
We just need you to distract
him for a short while.
[12:46] Dazai
We'll do the rest.
[12:49] Dazai
Let me think...
[12:50] Dazai
Knowing you, how about you
put on an off-putting act
[12:55] Dazai
as a worthless human being?
[12:57] Dazai
Here are some props.
[13:02] Dazai
Trust me.
[13:05] Dazai
Scuffles on this scale
[13:07] Dazai
are child's play to the Armed
Detective Agency, Atsushi-kun.
[13:14] Dazai
[13:19] Naka
S-S-S-Stop!
[13:22] Naka
Wh-Wh-Wh-What could you possibly accomplish?
[13:25] Naka
I... I bet this would make your parents sad!
[13:28] Bomber
Who the hell are you?!
SIGN S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S...
SIGN Scary
[13:30] Naka
Sorry!
[13:32] Bomber
You're not with the agency.
[13:36] Naka
A-A-As you can tell,
[13:38] Naka
I'm just a newspaper delivery boy
who happened to pass by!
[13:40] Bomber
And what's a delivery boy
got to do with any of this?
[13:43] Naka
No matter how much you might hate them,
[13:45] Naka
you shouldn't take hostages or blow up bombs.
[13:48] Naka
I'm sure there's something to live for.
[13:50] Bomber
Like what?
[13:51] Naka
Huh?
SIGN Wait a minute...
Did you just start that thought
without thinking it through?
SIGN
[13:52] Bomber
What's something to live for?!
[13:57] Naka
T...
[13:58] Bomber
What?!
SIGN S... S... Sure, that's true.
[13:58] Naka
T... T... Tea on rice!
[14:02] Naka
You can eat a lot of tea on rice!
[14:04] Naka
You can sleep somewhere
with a roof over your head!
[14:06] Naka
When you go to sleep at night,
you can wake up to a new day!
[14:08] Naka
And every day is a new day!
[14:11] Naka
But...
[14:14] Naka
If you blow up, neither you
nor I will see another new day...
[14:18] Naka
because we'll be dead.
[14:20] Bomber
I know that!
[14:21] Naka
What?!
[14:23] Naka
Um...
[14:25] Naka
I think you should reconsider.
[14:28] Naka
I mean, if you die...
[14:30] Naka
You're really dead!
[14:32] Naka
I'm sure you might wish
you were dead sometimes,
[14:36] Naka
but there are people who keep on
living, even if the going's tough.
[14:38] Naka
Oh, people like me!
[14:41] Naka
I have no family and no friends.
[14:43] Naka
I even got chased out of an orphanage,
[14:45] Naka
and I have nowhere to go,
[14:46] Naka
and no hope for the future...
[14:48] Naka
Besides, I even turn into a tiger.
[14:51] Naka
Yeah, that's right!
[14:53] Naka
It's true that, like you say,
[14:55] Naka
I lack redeeming qualities,
[14:56] Naka
and everyone'd agree that
I'm the scum of society.
[14:59] Naka
But I still manage keep on living
without going all postal about it!
[15:02] Dazai
Good job, Atsushi-kun.
[15:04] Dazai
You have acting like a worthless
human being down to an art form.
[15:08] Naka
So why don't you toss that bomb aside,
[15:11] Naka
and we can look for jobs together?
[15:12] Naka
Okay?
SIGN You already forgot you're pretending
to deliver newspapers?
[15:13] Bomber
N-No, I'm not exactly looking for one...
[15:17] Dazai
Now, Kunikida-kun.
[15:18] Kuni
I know!
[15:19] Kuni
Ability:
[15:20] Sign 1522
Doppo Poet
[15:21] Kuni
Doppo Poet...
[15:24] Kuni
Wire Gun!
SIGN Wire Gun
[15:31] Bomber
Crap...
[15:34] Dazai
Get him, Kunikida-kun!
[15:36] Kuni
Like I already said, I know!
[15:40] Dazai
One down!
[15:42] Dazai
All right. Good job, everyone.
[15:49] Kuni
"One down," you say?
[15:53] Kuni
"Now!"? "Secure him!"?
[15:57] Kuni
You're all talk and no action!
[15:59] Dazai
What choice was there?
[16:01] Dazai
You lost at rock-paper-scissors,
Kunikida-kun.
[16:06] Kuni
You bastard...
[16:07] Dazai
Well, all's well that ends well, isn't it?
[16:10] Dazai
I've heard that if you're too neurotic,
[16:13] Dazai
you'll get a lot of wrinkles
[16:15] Dazai
and your aging becomes accelerated.
[16:19] Kuni
Is that true?
[16:20] Dazai
Go on, take notes.
[16:22] Kuni
"If you're too neurotic...
[16:26] Kuni
...your aging becomes accelerated—"
[16:29] Dazai
I'm messing with you.
[16:32] Kuni
Bastard!
[16:33] Kuni
Stop ridiculing me!
[16:37] Bomber
All of you...
[16:39] Kuni
Crap!
[16:40] Bomber
Stop making fun of me!
[16:41] Bomber
I swear, anyone gifted with supernatural powers
has something wrong with them inside...
[16:51] Naka
Thirty seconds left until detonation?!
[16:53] Kuni
Hey, brat!
[16:53] Bomber
No way!
[16:54] Naka
Kunikida-san!
[16:56] Naka
What should I do?
[16:59] (Flashback) Dazai
We may be able to mitigate the
force of the explosion somewhat
[17:03] (Flashback) Dazai
if we can find something
to cover the bomb...
[17:04] Naka
Something to cover the bomb...
[17:07] Naka
Something...
[17:08] Naka
Anything?!
[17:16] Dazai
Atsushi-kun!
[17:16] Dazai
What?
[17:19] Naka
Huh?
[17:20] Naka
What am I doing?
[17:22] Dazai
Idiot!
[17:23] Kuni
Brat!
[17:39] Kuni
Jeez...
[17:42] Kuni
I figured he was stupid,
but I didn't know how stupid.
[17:46] Dazai
He has the talent to become a suicide maniac.
[17:49] Dazai
Wouldn't you agree, Tanizaki-kun?
[17:52] Tani
Sorry.
[17:54] Tani
Are you okay?
[17:57] Naka
Huh?
[17:58] Naomi
Aw, brother!
[18:01] Naomi
Are you all right?!
[18:03] Naka
What?
SIGN Tanizaki Junichirou
Ability: Light Snow
[18:05] Naomi
You were so wonderful as a villain!
SIGN His Younger Sister
Tanizaki Naomi
[18:08] Naomi
I had the time of my life
being tied up and threatened!
[18:14] Naomi
Please continue where we
left off, once we get home.
[18:18] Naka
So the part-time person was
in cahoots with everyone, too?
[18:21] Kuni
Brat, you should blame Dazai.
[18:25] Kuni
Barring that, blame yourself for choosing
the wrong person to help you find a job!
[18:29] Naka
Then is this the job...
[18:32] Dazai
I told you there was a test involved.
[18:36] Naka
As in, an entrance exam?
[18:38] Fuku
That's right.
[18:40] Haruno
The exam has been completed
without much ado, president.
[18:43] Fuku
I see.
[18:46] Naka
President?
[18:49] Fuku
Since Dazai said there
was a capable young man,
SIGN President of the
Armed Detective Agency
SIGN Fukuzawa Yukichi
Ability: All Men
Are Created Equal
[18:54] Fuku
I had him test your mettle.
[18:59] Dazai
Well, I recommended you for hire,
[19:03] Dazai
but since you've been designated
a major threat by the ward,
[19:07] Dazai
there was disagreement among us as
to whether we should take you in.
[19:11] Fuku
But Dazai said...
[19:15] (Flashback) Dazai
President.
[19:17] (Flashback) Dazai
Suppose the most gifted person
in the world appeared before you,
[19:22] (Flashback) Dazai
would you hire him?
[19:23] (Flashback) Fuku
Power doesn't make you
a member of the agency.
[19:29] (Flashback) Dazai
That's why I recommend him.
[19:33] Kuni
So, president... What is your decision?
[19:43] Fuku
I'll let Dazai decide.
[19:45] Dazai
You can trust me.
[19:47] Naka
W-Wait a minute, Dazai-san.
[19:50] Naka
So the job you meant to
introduce me for was...
[19:53] Dazai
You apparently passed the test.
[19:55] Dazai
Welcome to the Armed Detective
Agency, Nakajima Atsushi-kun.
[20:00] Naomi
Congratulations!
[20:02] Tani
I'm glad I was able to help.
[20:04] Naka
Oh, please, no.
[20:06] Naka
I can't possibly join a workplace
as violent and reckless as this.
[20:09] Dazai
Not just anyone would use their body
to shield a bomb to save everyone.
[20:14] Naomi
That's right. I was really impressed!
[20:18] Dazai
You'll be fine.
[20:20] Naka
But...
SIGN Secretary
Haruno Kirako
[20:26] Haruno
So, president, do you actually
want him to join the agency, then?
[20:36] Haruno
Oh, a tea leaf's standing straight up...
[20:39] Haruno
I think something good
will happen, president.
[20:46] Fuku
Ouch.
[20:48] Dazai
Still, well...
[20:51] Dazai
If you still refuse, we can't force you.
[20:54] Dazai
But then, I can't help but
worry for your future.
[20:59] Dazai
We'll need you to vacate the company dorm...
[21:03] Dazai
You don't really have any specialized skills,
[21:06] Dazai
nor do you have friends or know anyone...
[21:09] Dazai
That'd make finding a job very difficult.
[21:11] Dazai
Besides, you are a wanted tiger.
[21:16] Dazai
Should anyone learn of that,
[21:17] Dazai
at best you'd get fired from your job.
[21:19] Dazai
At worst, you'd be captured and shot dead.
[21:22] Naka
Sh-Shot dead?
[21:24] Dazai
Now, if you were with this agency...
[21:26] Dazai
it'd be a different story.
[21:28] Naka
Th-Then that means...
[21:30] Naomi
We look forward to working
with you, Atsushi-san.
[21:33] Naomi
Don't we, brother?
[21:35] Kuni
Follow the rules, brat.
[21:38] Dazai
Well, now that's been settled...
[21:40] Naka
You've got to be kidding me.
[23:21] Higuchi
The weretiger has been found.
SIGN Episode 3: Yokohama Gangster Paradise
3 - Yokohama Gangster Paradise
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[00:00] Sign 0006
I...
[00:00] Sign 0006
I...
[00:00] Dazai
SIGN Apology by Armed Detective Agency Member
SIGN Tanizaki Junichirou
[00:04] Tani
I... I...
[00:06] Tani
I'm so sorry!
[00:08] Naka
Huh?
[00:09] Tani
Though it was for your exam,
[00:10] Tani
I was so rude to you.
[00:13] Tani
My name is Tanizaki Junichirou.
[00:16] Tani
I work as an assistant
of sorts at the agency.
[00:19] Naka
Please, it's all right.
[00:22] Naka
He's not a bad person, really.
[00:25] Tani
And this is—
[00:26] Naomi
His little sister, Naomi.
[00:27] Naka
Y-You're siblings?!
[00:29] Naka
I'm not sure I see a family resemblance.
[00:34] Naomi
Oh?
[00:35] Naomi
You doubt us?
[00:36] Naomi
Of course we're siblings by blood.
[00:40] Naomi
We're quite similar, especially this part.
[00:44] Naomi
Right, brother?
[00:47] Naka
Oh, but...
[00:50] Kuni
Don't pursue this line of
inquiry with them too far.
SIGN Atsushi reads
between the lines.
[00:52] Naka
Er, okay...
[00:55] Kuni
In any event, brat,
[00:57] Kuni
today you have joined the ranks
of our Armed Detective Agency.
[01:00] Kuni
Do not be a burden to anyone,
nor shame the Agency's good name.
[01:06] Kuni
The rest of us are committed
to that, at least.
[01:10] Kuni
Right, Dazai?
[01:12] Dazai
Would you strangle me with these
fragile, delicate fingers?
[01:16] Kuni
Are you going to smear mud on the Agency's
name right as I'm saying we never would?!
[01:19] Kuni
You bastard!
[01:19] Kuni
Don't bother asking for
her help all the time!
[01:23] Kuni
I'll crush your neck with my own bony fingers!
[01:26] Naka
By the way,
SIGN Two Senior Colleagues
Shaming the Agency's
Good Name
[01:27] Naka
what were both of you doing
before you joined the Agency?
[01:31] Naka
Uh, no real meaning behind
that question, by the way.
[01:35] Dazai
Take a guess.
[01:36] Naka
Huh?
[01:37] Dazai
Oh, it's a game we play often.
[01:41] Dazai
The rookie tries to guess his senior
colleagues' former occupations.
[01:44] Dazai
Well, it's part of their training
as private investigators.
[01:49] Naka
Tanizaki-san and Naomi-san... were students?
[01:53] Tani
Oh, bingo.
[01:55] Tani
I'm impressed.
[01:56] Naomi
How did you know?
[01:57] Naka
I heard you are a part-time worker,
[02:00] Naka
and I thought you might still
be a student given your uniform.
[02:05] Naka
Tanizaki-san seems close to
me in age, so... just a hunch.
[02:09] Dazai
Honesty is a virtue.
[02:11] Dazai
What about Kunikida-kun?
[02:13] Kuni
Who cares about what I used to be?!
[02:17] Naka
Public worker?
[02:19] Naka
An official?!
[02:21] Dazai
Close.
[02:22] Dazai
He was a teacher.
[02:24] Dazai
A math teacher.
[02:26] Naka
Huh...
[02:27] Kuni
Of course you'd use the
law of exponents here!
[02:31] Naka
I can totally see that.
[02:33] Kuni
It's all in the past!
[02:35] Kuni
I don't even want to think about it.
[02:37] Dazai
What about me, then?
[02:38] Naka
You, Dazai-san?
[02:39] Dazai
Yes, me.
[02:41] Naka
Well...
[02:43] Naka
Dazai-san was...
[02:46] Naka
Dazai-san was...
[02:49] Naka
It won't work.
[02:50] Naka
I have no idea.
[02:52] Kuni
Don't bother, brat.
[02:54] Kuni
His former profession is one of the seven
mysteries of the Armed Detective Agency.
[02:58] Tani
The first person to get it
right receives a reward, right?
[03:02] Naka
A reward?
[03:04] Dazai
That's right.
[03:06] Dazai
No one's been able to guess right,
so the reward's just ballooned.
[03:09] Naka
Ballooned...
[03:11] Naka
Reward!
[03:13] Naka
B-By the way,
[03:15] Naka
how much has this reward
ballooned to, exactly?
[03:19] Dazai
700,000 yen total.
SIGN Seven Hundred Grand!!
[03:20] Naka
Seven hundred grand?!
[03:23] Naka
Oh!
SIGN The Man has a fire
lit under him ——
[03:24] Naka
S-So if I get it right, I can claim it?
SIGN at the thought of a
700,000 reward ——
Currently penniless.
[03:27] Naka
For real for reals?!
[03:29] Dazai
A suicide proponent is true to his word.
[03:32] Tani
Atsushi-kun looks excited.
[03:36] Naomi
His determination is admirable.
[03:38] Naka
Seven hundred grand will be mine!
[03:40] Naka
Speculator?
[03:41] Dazai
No.
[03:41] Naka
Writer?
[03:42] Dazai
Nope!
[03:42] Naka
Office worker?
[03:43] Dazai
Wrong!
[03:44] Naka
Researcher!
[03:45] Dazai
No.
[03:45] Naka
Lawyer?
[03:46] Dazai
No!
[03:47] Naka
Journalist?
[03:48] Dazai
Boo.
[03:48] Naka
Carpenter!
[03:49] Dazai
Nope.
[03:50] Naka
Fortuneteller!
[03:51] Dazai
No.
[03:51] Naka
Pilot!
[03:52] Dazai
Wrong.
[03:53] Tani
It's all random...
[03:53] Naka
Interpreter!
[03:54] Dazai
Non, non!
[03:54] Naomi
Yeah...
[03:54] Naka
Japanese Chef.
[03:55] Dazai
Booo.
[03:56] Naka
No way, doctor?
[03:57] Dazai
No way.
[03:58] Naka
Shinto priest!
[03:58] Dazai
No!
[03:59] Naka
Actor!
[04:00] Dazai
No! But...
[04:03] Dazai
That's flattering.
[04:05] Kuni
I bet you were just wandering
around doing nothing.
[04:09] Dazai
Nope.
[04:11] Dazai
I would never lie about this.
[04:15] Dazai
Do you yield, Atsushi-kun?
[04:18] Dazai
Then you can take the check.
[04:20] Naka
What?
[04:22] Dazai
If you don't have enough on you right now,
[04:23] Dazai
you can start a tab.
[04:24] Dazai
After all, it's the
Agency's go-to restaurant,
[04:27] Dazai
the Vortex.
[04:27] Tani
Yes, this is Tanizaki.
[04:29] Tani
Yes, okay.
[04:31] Tani
Got it.
[04:33] Kuni
We have a job?
[04:34] Tani
Yes.
[04:35] Tani
The client's already at the Agency.
[04:38] Dazai
Well, it's time to work.
[04:41] Dazai
Let's save the guessing
game for another time.
[06:19] Tani
So...
[06:21] Tani
You've mentioned that you'd like
to request an investigation,
[06:24] Tani
but what manner of investigation
are we speaking of here?
[06:28] Dazai
Beautiful...
[06:29] Dazai
You're a lady as ephemeral and
elegant as a lotus blossom.
[06:35] Dazai
Would you be willing to join me
in a double suicide—
[06:40] Higuchi
What?
[06:41] Kuni
Ah.
[06:43] Kuni
Apologies for the disturbance.
[06:44] Kuni
Don't worry.
[06:46] Kuni
Please disregard what just happened.
[06:47] Kuni
Please continue.
[06:52] Higuchi
Regarding my request...
[06:55] Tani
Y-Yes?
[06:56] Naka
Wow.
[06:57] Naka
She's managing to carry on as
though everything's normal.
[07:00] Higuchi
Well, it seems there's
recently been a group of
[07:03] Higuchi
distasteful people loitering in
my company building's back alley.
[07:06] Tani
And by distasteful, you mean...
[07:08] Higuchi
They appear to be dressed in rags.
[07:10] Higuchi
Some of them have been heard
speaking a foreign tongue.
[07:14] Kuni
They must be smugglers or some such.
[07:19] Kuni
The military police may police all they want,
[07:21] Kuni
but they keep multiplying
like rats on a ship.
[07:23] Kuni
They're unavoidable in a port town.
[07:26] Higuchi
Right.
[07:27] Higuchi
If we had some evidence that
they're running afoul of the law,
[07:29] Higuchi
we could reach out to the military police.
[07:31] Higuchi
So...
[07:32] Kuni
You want us to stake out the
place and get that evidence.
[07:36] Kuni
Brat.
[07:37] Naka
Huh?
[07:38] Kuni
You go.
[07:39] Naka
What?!
[07:41] Kuni
It's a simple stakeout job.
[07:44] Kuni
Besides, smugglers are mostly harmless.
[07:46] Kuni
They're usually only good
at making a break for it.
[07:49] Kuni
It's the perfect first job for you.
[07:52] Naka
But...
[07:53] Kuni
Tanizaki, go with him.
[07:55] Naomi
If he's going, I'm going, too!
SIGN Rookie Detective
Nervous About
His First Job:
Nakajima Atsushi
[08:04] Kuni
Hey, brat.
[08:07] Kuni
It's not that I lack sympathy for
your unlucky, ill-begotten life.
[08:13] Kuni
As such, I'll give you one hint
for surviving in this city.
[08:18] Kuni
Don't run into him.
[08:19] Kuni
If you do, run.
[08:22] Naka
Who is he?
[08:23] Dazai
A mafioso.
[08:25] Dazai
Though we call them that because
we don't know anything else.
[08:29] Kuni
They're a vicious criminal organization
who claims the port as their territory.
[08:33] Kuni
They're called the Port Mafia.
[08:37] Kuni
They're the most dangerous bunch in
the underground world of this city.
[08:39] Kuni
Of them, the one in this photo
[08:41] Kuni
is a very dangerous man beyond
even this Agency's reach.
[08:45] Naka
Why is he dangerous?
[08:47] Kuni
Because he's gifted.
[08:50] Kuni
His ability happens to be of the ruthless
sort specialized for slaughter.
[08:54] Kuni
Not even the military police
stand a chance against him.
[08:56] Kuni
I wouldn't want to fight him, either.
[09:00] Naka
What's his name?
[09:04] Kuni
It's Akutagawa.
[09:10] Aku
I found a bag on the ground.
[09:13] Aku
I think it's been lost by its owner.
[09:14] Cop
Ah, lost and found.
[09:17] Cop
Then if you could fill out this form...
[09:19] Cop
Hm?
[09:20] Cop
I've seen you before.
[09:22] Aku
That's impressive.
[09:23] Aku
I've already been found out.
[09:24] Cop
Wait, is he the wanted fugitive?!
[09:28] Cop
Stop!
[09:29] Aku
The military police of this
city are a distinguished force.
[09:43] Woman
Excuse me,
[09:44] Woman
could help me find—
SIGN Wanted Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
SIGN Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
Ability: Rashoumon
SIGN Episode 3: Yokohama Gangster Paradise
[10:00] Aku
Done.
[10:01] Aku
Next...
[10:06] Dazai
You can't do a double-suicide alone...
[10:11] Kuni
Hey, Dazai.
[10:13] Kuni
What about the job?
[10:14] Dazai
I'm waiting for a sign from above.
[10:16] Kuni
Huh?
[10:17] Dazai
With two, you can...
[10:19] Dazai
Double-suicide... Double-suicide...
[10:22] Tani
That's scary, all right.
[10:24] Naka
It's not funny.
[10:26] Naka
All this talk about vicious
mafia and how you can die...
[10:29] Naka
I'm not sure I'm cut out for this.
[10:32] Tani
Well, even I've been able to manage.
[10:36] Tani
You'll be fine.
[10:37] Naka
But you're also gifted, right?
[10:41] Naka
Your ability must be different
from my own useless one...
[10:43] Tani
I wouldn't set your expectations too high.
[10:46] Tani
My ability's not suited for combat.
[10:48] Naomi
You have a wonderful ability.
[10:51] Naomi
I love it.
[10:54] Tani
Stop, Naomi.
[10:55] Tani
Not here.
[10:57] Naomi
Oh, are you talking back to me?
[10:59] Naomi
I wonder what mouth's saying
such cheeky things...
[11:04] Higuchi
We're here.
[11:05] All
Huh?
[11:06] Higuchi
This way.
[11:12] Naka
It's kind of creepy.
[11:18] Tani
That's strange.
[11:19] Tani
Is this really the right place?
[11:22] Tani
Um...
[11:23] Higuchi
The name's Higuchi.
[11:24] Tani
Higuchi-san.
[11:25] Tani
Smugglers are a cowardly bunch.
[11:29] Tani
They'll always have an escape route.
[11:31] Tani
But this is a dead end.
[11:34] Tani
If anyone came after them
from that direction,
[11:36] Tani
they'd have nowhere to run.
[11:37] Higuchi
That's right.
[11:39] Higuchi
I apologize. I led you into a trap.
[11:44] Higuchi
My real target was you!
SIGN Port Mafia:
Higuchi Ichiyou
[11:47] Higuchi
Akutagawa-senpai.
[11:49] TN
Akutagawa?!
[11:50] Higuchi
I have them, as planned.
[11:52] Kutagawa
Excellent.
[11:54] Kutagawa
I'll be there in five minutes.
[11:57] Tani
She's...
[11:58] Naka
...with the Port Mafia!
[12:01] Naka
[12:06] Tani
She's...
[12:07] Naka
...with the Port Mafia!
[12:19] Naomi
Brother... Are you okay?
[12:24] Tani
Naomi?
[12:26] Tani
Naomi!
[12:28] Tani
God, what should I do?
[12:30] Tani
Oh, right! Tourniquet!
[12:32] Tani
Atsushi-kun, do you have
a tourniquet on you?!
[12:33] Tani
No, first, I have to clean the wound...
[12:36] Tani
No!
[12:37] Tani
I have to get her to Dr. Yosano.
[12:38] Tani
We... We have to take her to the infirmary!
[12:40] Tani
Atsushi-kun, get her legs!
[12:43] Higuchi
My investigations have already revealed
that you are a non-combatant member.
[12:47] Higuchi
Let's have you follow the noble
princess to the afterlife.
[12:51] Tani
What?
[12:53] Tani
You two-bit thug...
[12:58] Tani
How dare you hurt Naomi!
[13:01] Tani
Ability: Light Snow...
[13:03] Sign 1304
Light Snow
[13:13] Higuchi
Snow at this time of year?
[13:15] Tani
Atsushi-kun, stay far back.
[13:19] Tani
This one... is mine to kill!
[13:26] Higuchi
What?
[13:27] Tani
My Light Snow ability
[13:29] Tani
transforms the entire space
with snowfall into a screen.
[13:32] Higuchi
What?
[13:33] Tani
I have overlaid the background
scenery onto my image.
[13:37] Tani
You can't see me anymore!
[13:39] Higu
I may not be able to see you,
[13:40] Higu
but bullets can still hit you!
[13:47] Tani
Wrong.
[13:57] Tani
Die!
[14:10] Aku
Fear death.
[14:13] Aku
Fear slaughter.
[14:15] Aku
Those who desire death
[14:17] Aku
have an equal desire to die.
[14:19] Aku
Therefore...
[14:22] (Flashback) Kuni
Don't run into him!
[14:25] (Flashback) Kuni
If you do, run!
[14:28] Aku
It's nice to meet you.
[14:31] Aku
I am Akutagawa,
[14:33] Aku
one the Port Mafia's dogs, as is she.
[14:38] Higuchi
Akutagawa-senpai!
[14:40] Higuchi
I can handle this myself.
[14:45] Higuchi
I believe my orders were to
take the weretiger alive!
[14:48] Higuchi
And yet here you are, gunning everyone down.
[14:50] Higuchi
You useless cur!
[14:52] Higuchi
Stand down.
[14:54] Higuchi
I'm sorry.
[14:55] Naka
Take the weretiger alive?
[14:57] Naka
What are you after?
[14:59] Aku
My target has always been you
and you alone, weretiger.
[15:04] Aku
Your fellow agents lying there
just got caught in the crossfire.
[15:09] Naka
This is because of me?
[15:11] Aku
Indeed.
[15:13] Aku
That is your karma, weretiger.
[15:15] Aku
You will cause ill for everyone
around you, just by being alive.
[15:20] (Flashback) Staff
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[15:22] (Flashback) Staff
The world would be a better place
[15:24] (Flashback) Staff
if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[15:25] (Flashback) Staff
You'll never find a place where you belong!
[15:30] Naka
My karma?
[15:33] Aku
Ability:
[15:34] Sign 1536
Rashoumon
[15:35] Aku
Rashoumon.
[15:51] Aku
I missed on purpose that time, of course.
[15:55] Aku
But my Rashoumon has poor taste.
[15:58] Aku
It devours anything and everything.
[16:00] Aku
I intend to take you alive,
but if you continue to resist,
[16:04] Aku
I'll take your leg next.
[16:06] Naka
Why...
[16:08] Naka
Why me?
[16:10] Naka
Is this my fault, too?
[16:13] Naka
Do I make everyone around me
suffer just by being alive?
[16:16] Tani
A... Atsushi-kun.
[16:19] Tani
Run, Atsushi-kun.
[16:22] Naka
They're still alive.
[16:25] (Flashback) Kuni
Today you have joined the ranks
of our Armed Detective Agency.
[16:29] (Flashback) Kuni
Do not be a burden to anyone,
nor shame the Agency's good name.
[16:47] Aku
Choosing death over surrender...
[16:48] Aku
How tiresome.
[17:05] Aku
That move wasn't half bad.
[17:08] Aku
But in the end, it was a fool's last stand.
[17:11] Aku
I told you.
[17:13] Aku
My black beast is indiscriminate.
[17:16] Aku
It devours anything and everything.
[17:18] Aku
It consumed the very space bullets
were attempting to cross to reach me.
[17:23] Aku
Neither spears or flames can reach me
[17:27] Aku
without a space to traverse.
[17:29] Naka
How is anyone supposed to attack him, then?
[17:33] Aku
And I am a man who keeps his word.
[17:56] (Flashback) Staff
Quit crying, brat!
[17:59] (Flashback) Staff
Only children who have parents
to take liability for them
[18:01] (Flashback) Staff
are allowed to cry without reservation!
[18:04] (Flashback) Staff
A child abandoned by his parents
has no license to cry!
[18:08] Naka
That's right...
[18:10] Naka
I've been abandoned countless
times over the course of my life.
[18:13] Naka
I was never allowed to cry,
[18:15] Naka
no one ever accepted me,
[18:18] Naka
and I never had a place I could call home.
[18:22] Naka
And yet, I...
[18:28] Aku
What?
[18:33] Higuchi
His right leg regenerated.
[18:41] Aku
This is how it should be.
[18:44] Higuchi
Akutagawa-senpai!
[18:45] Aku
Stand down, Higuchi!
[18:49] Aku
What?
[18:50] Higuchi
Senpai!
[18:52] Higuchi
You...
[18:59] Higuchi
The bullets can't pierce its skin...
[19:03] Aku
Rashoumon...
[19:03] Sign
Rashoumon
SIGN Agito
[19:05] Aku
Agito!
[19:18] Aku
I was supposed to take you alive...
[19:21] Aku
This is...
[19:23] Aku
So I just ripped apart a mirage... then...
[19:28] Aku
Rashoumon...
SIGN Murakumo
[19:29] Aku
Murakumo!
[19:35] Sign 1937
No Longer Human
[19:36] Dazai
Okay, that's enough!
[19:43] Aku
What?
[19:49] Higuchi
You're one of the detectives...
[19:51] Higuchi
Why are you here?
[19:52] Dazai
I'm the type who can't stop thinking about
what a beautiful lady might be up to.
[19:55] Dazai
I decided to secretly listen in.
[19:57] Higuchi
Impossible.
[20:02] Higuchi
Back then...
[20:08] Higuchi
You had already seen through
my plans even then.
[20:11] Dazai
Come on, wake up, Atsushi-kun.
[20:14] Dazai
I don't want to carry three
people back at the same time.
[20:17] Higuchi
You think we'll let you go alive?
[20:21] Aku
Don't, Higuchi.
[20:22] Aku
You can't win.
[20:25] Higuchi
But, Akutagawa-senpai...
[20:27] Aku
Dazai-san, we'll retreat for this round.
[20:31] Aku
But the weretiger will be
the Port Mafia's someday.
[20:37] Dazai
Why?
[20:38] Aku
Simple enough.
[20:40] Aku
That weretiger has a bounty
on him from the black market.
[20:44] Aku
The bounty sum is seven billion yen.
[20:47] Dazai
Now, that's very generous.
[20:50] Aku
We'll pay a visit to your
Agency at a later time.
[20:53] Aku
The Port Mafia will claim that seven billion.
[20:57] Dazai
Is that a declaration of war
on the Armed Detective Agency?
[21:00] Dazai
Try it... if you dare.
[21:05] Higu
You are an insignificant
small-scale operation,
[21:08] Higu
whereas we are this city's
darkness made incarnate.
[21:11] Higu
We have connections in this city's
politics and economy at every level.
[21:15] Higu
An agency with a dozen or so operatives
[21:17] Higu
will become ashes along with your entire
office in less than three days' time.
[21:20] Higu
No one has opposed us and lived.
[21:24] Dazai
I know all that.
[21:27] Aku
Indeed.
[21:29] Aku
You know that better than anyone
[21:34] Aku
being an ex-Port Mafia member, Dazai-san.
[21:34] Aku
[23:10] Kuni
I heard, brat.
[23:12] Kuni
There's a bounty on your head to the tune
of seven billion on the black market.
[23:17] Naka
Wh-Wh-What should I do?
[23:19] Naka
Maybe the Port Mafia will
come raid the Agency.
[23:23] Naka
But why me?
[23:25] Kuni
You caused this.
[23:28] Kuni
Think about what you can do.
[23:30] Naka
What I can do?
[23:33] Naka
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, episode 4:
[23:37] Naka
The Tragedy of the Fatalist.
SIGN Episode 4: The Tragedy of the Fatalist
4 - The Tragedy of the Fatalist
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SIGN Take the weretiger alive?
[00:02] Naka
Take the weretiger alive?
SIGN What are you after?
[00:04] Naka
What are you after?
[00:05] [SONG] Sign 0007
My target has always been...
[00:06] Aku
My target has always been you
and you alone, weretiger.
[00:11] Aku
Your fellow agents lying there
just got caught in the crossfire.
[00:16] Naka
This is because of me?
[00:18] Aku
Indeed.
[00:19] Aku
That is your karma, weretiger.
[00:22] Aku
You will cause ill for everyone
around you, just by being alive.
[00:27] Naka
My karma?
[00:30] Aku
Ability:
[00:31] Sign 0034
Rashoumon
[00:32] Aku
Rashoumon.
[00:41] Naka
Where... am I?
[00:51] Kuni
I see you've come to, brat.
[00:54] Naka
Kunikida... san?
[00:56] Kuni
Damn, I can't believe you pulled
this during such a busy time.
[01:03] Kuni
SIGN I...
[02:34] Naka
I...
[02:42] Naka
I was... attacked by the Mafia.
[03:02] Naka
I remember now...
[03:03] Naka
Kunikida-san, where are
Tanizaki-san and Naomi-san?!
[03:06] Kuni
Calm down.
[03:08] Kuni
They're both okay.
[03:09] Naka
Are you... sure?
[03:12] Kuni
Yes.
[03:13] Kuni
Dr. Yosano is treating
Tanizaki right now next door.
[03:20] Yosano
What a nice big injury
you've racked up, huh, Tanizaki?
[03:28] Yosano
Do you like my treatment that much?
[03:35] Yosano
All right, I'll give you the extra
special treatment plan this time.
SIGN Scream
[03:54] Sign
Ah...
[03:56] Naka
That's... treatment?
[04:00] Kuni
I heard, brat.
[04:02] Naka
Huh?
[04:03] Kuni
You have a seven-billion-yen bounty
on your head on the black market.
[04:09] Naka
What?
[04:10] Kuni
Seven billion, huh?
[04:12] Kuni
You've moved up in the world.
[04:14] Kuni
No wonder the Port Mafia are keen
to get their hands on you.
[04:17] Naka
Seven billion?
[04:20] (Flashback) Aku
My target has always been you
and you alone, weretiger.
[04:25] Naka
I see.
[04:28] Naka
Wh-Wh-What should I do?
[04:30] Naka
The Mafia might launch
a raid on the Agency.
[04:32] Naka
But why me?
[04:34] Kuni
Don't panic.
[04:37] Kuni
The Port Mafia are certainly
violent to the extreme,
[04:40] Kuni
but keep your cool.
SIGN Ideal
[04:43] Kuni
Losing your cool can kill
even the most skilled.
[04:46] Kuni
That's what my mentor would tell me.
[04:48] Naka
Um, it's upside down...
[04:51] Naka
Your notebook.
[05:09] Kuni
I haven't lost my cool!
[05:12] Kuni
I'm not going to panic over the Mafia!
[05:14] Kuni
I'd beat them back, even if
they attacked this very second!
[05:16] Kuni
I'll go like this, and this!
[05:17] Naka
Kunikida-san's pretty wound up...
[05:18] Kuni
Slash and burn like a pro,
[05:20] Naka
His explanation's all over the place!
[05:20] Kuni
stabbity-stab and beat them all!
[05:23] Naka
It must mean the Agency's
situation is pretty dire,
[05:28] Naka
and all because of me.
[05:30] Kuni
He'll come for sure.
[05:33] Kuni
You caused this.
[05:36] Kuni
The worst-case scenario may come to pass...
[05:39] Kuni
Think about what you can do.
[05:43] Naka
What I can do?
[05:49] Kuni
By the way, brat.
[05:51] Kuni
I've been looking for something...
[05:54] Kuni
Have you seen my glasses?
SIGN Episode 4: The Tragedy of the Fatalist
[06:36] Man
It's time.
[06:43] Hiro
Stay back.
[07:03] Hiro
Sorry to bother you at work, folks.
[07:07] Workers
Wh-Who the hell are you?
[07:10] Hiro
We're here for work, as well.
[07:12] Hiro
We'll be done soon enough.
[07:15] Hiro
We've heard rumors that an unruly bunch
[07:18] Hiro
have been selling Port Mafia
cargo on the black market.
[07:21] Hiro
They're supposedly based right here.
[07:24] Hiro
We're just looking for evidence.
[07:27] Hiro
Do you mind if I look through the cargo?
[07:35] Hiro
There's the evidence, right here.
[07:49] Staff
That's impossible!
[07:50] Staff
It's a steel pipe.
[07:53] Hiro
You've never seen a gift in action before?
[08:25] Hiro
Kill them all.
[08:48] Hiro
The best smokes are always
after a job well done.
[08:57] Naka
An explosion?
[08:59] Naka
What's going on?
[09:12] Mob
I hear it's a massacre.
[09:14] Mob
Damn...
[09:16] Mob
The military police say the
Port Mafia's military squad did it...
[09:23] Mob
The Black Lizard group,
the most violent of them all.
[09:25] Mob
The Black Lizard?
[09:27] Mob
They're as good as special ops,
[09:29] Mob
and merciless to boot.
[09:33] Naka
The Port Mafia's Black Lizard...
[09:36] Naka
If they were to attack the Agency...
[09:50] Naka
The worst-case scenario.
[10:14] Higuchi
Yes?
[10:15] Higuchi
Who is this?
[10:18] Naka
It's me.
[10:19] Higuchi
Weretiger!
[10:21] Higuchi
I see...
[10:22] Higuchi
He saw the business card
I left at the Agency.
[10:25] Higuchi
Your colleagues saved you the other day,
[10:28] Higuchi
but that won't be the case next time.
[10:31] Higuchi
What do you want?
[10:33] Naka
I'm going to quit the Agency.
[10:35] Naka
I'm going to quit, and go on the run alone.
[10:37] Naka
Catch me if you can!
[10:39] Higuchi
I see.
[10:41] Higuchi
So you're telling us to call
off the war on the Agency?
[11:02] Higuchi
Call the Black Lizard!
[11:18] Kuni
Oh there you are, brat.
[11:21] Kuni
Thanks to you, it's a huge mess.
[11:23] Kuni
It's highly probable that this will
turn into the worst-case scenario.
[11:25] Kuni
Investigation Report
[11:26] Kuni
Come help carry these—
[11:28] Kuni
Hey!
[11:30] Naka
There's no need to worry.
[11:33] Naka
The worst-case scenario
won't happen anymore.
[11:37] Naka
This agency is safe.
[11:39] Kuni
Huh?
[11:41] Kuni
Hey!
[11:42] Kuni
Come help, brat!
[11:43] Kuni
Where are you running off to now?!
[11:50] Staff
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[11:52] Staff
No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
[11:55] Staff
The world would be a better place
[11:57] Staff
if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[12:07] Staff
[12:45] Hiro
You're late.
[12:47] Hiro
You're two minutes late.
SIGN Black Lizard Commander
Tachiwara Michizou
[12:50] Tachi
Don't be so uptight, gramps.
[12:54] Tachi
What a glum place.
[12:57] Tachi
Where's Gin?
[12:59] Tachi
Is he late, too?
[13:00] Hiro
He's already here.
[13:02] Hiro
He's behind you.
SIGN Black Lizard Commander
SIGN Gin
[13:08] Tachi
Heh, a creep like always.
[13:12] Tachi
You get on my nerves.
[13:20] Tachi
Wanna fight?
[13:24] Hiro
Stop it, fools.
[13:27] Hiro
Would either of you like to be reported KIA?
SIGN Black Lizard Leader,
Hirotsu Ryuurou
SIGN Ability:
Falling Camellia
[13:33] Tachi
Fine.
[13:35] Tachi
You're a hard one to read.
[13:45] Hiro
We're all here.
[13:47] Higuchi
Well done.
[13:48] Hiro
And?
[13:50] Hiro
What's the target that takes
three of us to crush?
[13:53] Higuchi
The target...
[13:55] Higuchi
is the Armed Detective Agency's office.
[13:58] Hiro
The Agency?
[14:00] Hiro
Not the weretiger, then?
[14:02] Higuchi
The previous attempt failed
[14:04] Higuchi
because the Agency interfered.
[14:06] Higuchi
We won't make the same mistake twice.
[14:08] Higuchi
We'll annihilate the Agency first to
prevent them from acting as his guard.
[14:12] Hiro
No survivors?
[14:15] Higuchi
Fine by me.
[14:19] Hiro
Understood.
[14:35] Higuchi
I can't have Akutagawa-senpai
taking a back seat
[14:39] Higuchi
to a mere detective agency!
SIGN Fear death.
[14:47] Aku
Fear death.
SIGN Fear slaughter.
[14:50] Aku
Fear slaughter.
[14:52] Aku
Those who desire death
[14:56] Aku
have an equal desire to die.
[15:01] Aku
Worthless men
[15:03] Aku
have no right to draw breath.
[15:11] Aku
Your resolve is admirable.
[15:15] Aku
I will give you a reason to live.
[15:20] D
I have finally found a reason to live.
[15:24] D
A reason to live?
[15:26] D
No, a reason I'd kept on living till now.
[15:30] D
That's right.
[15:31] D
I've lived to this day so that I can
be in a double-suicide with you.
[15:35] D
I'm sure of it.
[15:36] D
Ah, bella donna.
[15:39] Woman
Feel free to do it on your own..
[15:41] D
A double-suicide is not possible alone.
[15:44] Woman
By the way, Dazai-san?
[15:45] Woman
Do you have a proper life insurance policy?
[15:49] D
Why would you ask that, bella donna?
[15:52] Woman
Well...
[15:54] Woman
Because you have racked up quite a tab.
[15:58] Woman
If you haven't gotten one yet,
[16:01] Woman
I'll be happy to refer you one.
[16:08] D
Ah, your vitality is blinding.
[16:12] Woman
Aw, if that's the best you've
got for changing the subject,
[16:15] Woman
I'm going to go ahead and barge into
your agency on the fourth floor.
[16:17] D
Ah, your decisiveness is even more blinding.
[16:29] Tachi
Not even a sentry?
[16:31] Tachi
Talk about careless.
[16:51] Kuni
Who are you?
[16:53] Hiro
Apologies.
[16:54] Hiro
Even though you're a detective agency,
we forgot to make an appointment.
[16:58] Hiro
And we forgot to knock.
[17:00] Kuni
The Port Mafia's Black Lizard.
[17:03] Hiro
Well, I hope you'll overlook these mishaps.
[17:06] Hiro
Our errand will be over soon enough.
[17:36] (Flashback) Staff
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[17:37] (Flashback) Staff
No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
[17:39] (Flashback) Staff
The world would be a better place if
you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[17:46] Naka
They were right.
[17:51] Naka
There's nowhere I can belong.
[18:03] Naka
Gunshots?
[18:04] Naka
But that's where...
[18:15] Naka
Why's the Agency being attacked?!
[18:19] Naka
Oh, sorry!
[18:39] Naka
Why is this happening?
[18:42] Naka
It's all because of me
[18:44] Naka
that everyone's in danger again!
[18:48] Naka
Stop!
[18:52] Hiro
What?
[18:54] Naka
Huh?
[18:57] Naka
Huh?
[18:58] Kenji
There!
[19:00] Kenji
Hup.
[19:05] Kuni
So you're finally back, brat.
[19:07] Naka
Uhh...
[19:18] Kuni
This is why I hate raids.
[19:21] Kuni
They really throw off
our budget projections.
[19:23] Kuni
How much do you think repairing the office
[19:25] Kuni
and replacing inventory will cost?!
[19:29] Yosano
Using machine guns for a raid
was a little over the top.
[19:32] Yosano
It's your turn to go
around the neighborhood
[19:36] Yosano
with apologies and gifts, Kunikida-kun.
[19:40] Kuni
So it is the worst-case scenario!
[19:43] Naka
Huh?
[19:44] Naka
So this is the "worst-case scenario"?
[19:47] Naka
This is the Port Mafia military squad
said to be on par with special ops?
[19:53] Naka
Huh?
[19:55] Kenji
Kunikida-san, what should we do with them?
[19:58] Kuni
Throw them out the window.
[20:00] Kenji
Roger!
[20:01] Kenji
Hup, hup.
[20:03] Kenji
One...
[20:04] Kenji
Two...
[20:05] Kuni
For the umpteenth time,
[20:05] Kenji
Three!
[20:06] Kuni
I wish they'd give up on raids.
[20:09] Naka
So it's the "umpteenth" time?
[20:14] Naka
The Agency's far more violent
than the Port Mafia.
[20:20] Kenji
Bye!
[20:22] Kuni
Hurry up and help with the clean-up, brat!
[20:27] Kenji
Have a nice trip!
[20:28] Kuni
I can't believe you wandered
off in the middle of it all!
[20:32] Kuni
I told you, you're a member
of the Agency now.
[20:34] Kuni
You should be thinking about
what you yourself can do.
[20:38] Kuni
Well, helping with clean-up
is about all you can do.
[20:43] (Flashback) Kuni
Think about what you can do.
[20:49] Naka
I see.
[21:03] Kuni
Hey, if you've got time to laugh...
[21:09] Kuni
What, are you crying?
[21:11] Naka
I... I... I'm not crying!
[21:15] Kuni
You are.
[21:18] Naka
I'm not!
[21:20] Kuni
Just look at you.
[21:22] Kuni
You're so typical for your generation.
[21:26] Kuni
Even when given a job,
[21:27] Kuni
you just go off and play without permission.
[21:28] Kuni
You cry if anyone gives so
much as a word of criticism.
[21:30] Naka
That's not it.
[21:32] Naka
That's not what this is about.
[21:33] Kuni
But you're crying.
[21:35] Naka
I am...
[21:37] Naka
But that isn't what it's about!
[21:39] Naka
[23:11] Rampo
The only reason they can call
themselves a detective agency
[23:14] Rampo
and function as one
[23:16] Rampo
is my ability, Ultra-Deduction.
[23:18] Rampo
Oh, a murder case has
arrived on our doorstep.
[23:21] Rampo
Okay, Atsushi-kun,
[23:22] Rampo
come with me on the case.
[23:24] Naka
Uh, I'm not sure I'm up to the task...
SIGN Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 5: Murder on D Street.
SIGN Episode 5:
[23:34] Naka
Is this going to be an
actual detective story?
[23:36] Ranpo
All is well that is well by me.
[23:38] ---
5 - Murder on D Street
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SIGN The Black Lizard...
[00:01] Naka
The Black Lizard...
[00:03] Naka
The Armed Detective Agency
[00:04] Naka
was attacked by the Port Mafia's
military squad, the Black Lizard.
[00:09] Naka
But Kunikida-san, Yosano-san, and Kenji-kun
[00:12] Naka
crushed the entire team with ease.
[00:16] Naka
Such is the might of the
Armed Detective Agency.
[00:21] Rampo
Hey, hey, Harunocchi.
[00:23] Rampo
Can you take the marble out of this bottle?
[00:27] Haruno
Sure, right away.
[00:29] Naka
A marble?
[00:34] Haruno
Is this what you wanted, Rampo-san?
[00:37] Rampo
Yes.
[00:38] Rampo
Marbles are nice, aren't they?
[00:40] Haruno
Yes, marbles are nice.
[00:42] Naka
Um, isn't Rampo-san going to help?
[00:46] Rampo
Kunikida-kun.
[00:48] Rampo
I have to head off to a job soon.
[00:51] Kuni
Oh, to assist with a murder case?
[00:54] Rampo
Indeed, the police in this city can't capture
even a single criminal without my help.
[01:01] Rampo
Still...
[01:02] Rampo
My Ultra-Deduction is the best
ability in this agency...
[01:06] Rampo
or even the entire nation.
[01:08] Rampo
I guess it's no small wonder
that everyone depends on it.
[01:11] Kuni
We're indebted to you, Rampo-san.
[01:13] Rampo
Good, as long as you're aware.
[01:15] Rampo
That's right.
[01:15] Rampo
Though you call yourselves
a detective agency,
[01:17] Rampo
you lot don't have the deductive
powers of a single monkey.
[01:20] Rampo
The only reason they can call themselves
a detective agency and function as one
[01:23] Rampo
is my ability, Ultra-Deduction.
[01:25] Haruno
Ultra-Deduction is so amazing...
[01:27] Haruno
An ability that lets you see right to
the heart of any case in an instant.
[01:31] Kuni
You are a role model for the Agency...
No, for all gifted people.
[01:35] Rampo
Of course.
[01:37] Kuni
Brat.
[01:38] Naka
Y-Yes?
[01:39] Kuni
Never mind the clean-up here.
[01:41] Kuni
Go with Rampo-san.
[01:42] Kuni
The place's close by train.
[01:44] Naka
M-Me as a detective's assistant?
[01:47] Naka
That's a great responsibility...
[01:49] Rampo
Of course not.
[01:51] Rampo
I'm not some two-bit detective.
[01:53] Rampo
I don't need an assistant.
[01:54] Naka
Then why am I going with you?
[01:56] Rampo
Well, see, I don't know
how to take the train.
[02:00] Rampo
[03:32] Rampo
Wow.
[03:35] Naka
Honestly, I was surprised.
[03:37] Naka
He didn't know anything,
[03:38] Naka
including how to buy a ticket,
[03:40] Naka
how to get through the turnstile,
[03:41] Naka
and how to figure out which
platform to go to...
SIGN Episode 5:
[03:44] Naka
I guess he really can't do anything
without using his ability.
[03:51] Mino
You're late, agents.
[03:53] Rampo
Oh, who are you?
[03:55] Rampo
Where is Yasui-san?
SIGN Kanagawa Prefecture Police
[03:56] Mino
I'm Minoura.
[03:57] Mino
I took this over from Yasui.
[03:59] Mino
This case has been reassigned
to our division.
[04:02] Mino
So we no longer need you or your agency.
[04:04] Rampo
How idiotic.
[04:05] Rampo
All the difficult cases in the world should be overseen
by a great detective as a matter of course.
[04:09] Mino
We won't need a
private investigator today.
[04:12] Mino
Because the victim is my subordinate.
[04:23] Rampo
A lady.
[04:25] Sugi
She was found floating in
the river this morning.
[04:28] Mino
She was shot three times in the chest.
[04:31] Mino
We don't know where or when she was killed.
[04:33] Mino
We haven't even found the bullets.
[04:35] Rampo
Any suspects?
[04:37] Mino
No.
[04:38] Mino
As far as anyone at the office knew,
[04:40] Mino
she was not in a relationship, either.
[04:43] Rampo
Does that mean you don't have any leads?
[04:50] Mino
That is all the more reason why
[04:51] Mino
we can't let some amateur private eye handle this.
[04:54] ME
Hey!
[04:55] ME
The nets caught something!
[04:56] Naka
What's that?
[04:58] Sugi
We've strung a net across the river
to catch any evidence, but...
[05:03] ME
It's a man!
[05:04] ME
We have man in the nets!
[05:05] Mino
What?!
[05:05] Naka
Could there be a second victim?
[05:20] Dazai
Hello, Atsushi-kun.
[05:21] Dazai
What a strange coincidence.
[05:23] Naka
A-Another drowning attempt?
[05:25] Dazai
What, committing suicide alone?
[05:27] Dazai
That's so passe, Atsushi-kun.
[05:29] Dazai
I have come to realize
[05:31] Dazai
that if I am to die,
I will die with a beautiful lady!
[05:34] Dazai
Ah, double suicide...
[05:36] Dazai
What a sweet ring it has.
[05:37] Dazai
In comparison,
[05:38] Dazai
it feels so empty to bid this world
farewell all by my lonesome.
[05:42] Dazai
So...
[05:43] Dazai
I'm currently on the lookout for a
beautiful woman who'll die with me!
[05:47] Naka
Huh?
[05:47] Naka
Then what was this about?
[05:50] Dazai
I was simply drifting along the river!
[05:53] Naka
I see.
[05:54] Dazai
By the way, Atsushi-kun,
[05:56] Dazai
what are you doing out here?
[05:58] Naka
I'm on a job.
[06:00] Dazai
A job?
[06:01] Dazai
What kind?
[06:05] Dazai
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What tragedy...
[06:07] Dazai
What great tragedy this is,
[06:09] Dazai
that a young beautiful woman in
her prime has lost her life...
[06:12] Dazai
My sorrow is crushing my heart!
[06:14] Dazai
She may as well have committed
double suicide with me!
[06:20] Mino
Who the hell is he?
[06:22] Rampo
A colleague at the Agency.
[06:24] Rampo
That's just how he is.
[06:26] Dazai
But rest in peace, milady.
[06:29] Dazai
An extraordinary great
detective will avenge you.
[06:33] Dazai
Right, Rampo-san?
[06:35] Rampo
But I have yet to get the job itself.
[06:38] Dazai
What?
[06:38] Dazai
Why?
[06:40] Rampo
Ask this man.
[06:42] Mino
We have no need for private investigators.
[06:44] Mino
In fact, all of my subordinates are far
superior to any private detective.
[06:49] Rampo
Oh?
[06:50] Rampo
What's your name?
[06:52] Sugi
What?
[06:53] Sugi
I am Sergeant Sugimura.
[06:55] Sugi
The victim, Ms. Yamagiwa,
was my senior colleague!
[06:58] Rampo
All right, Sugimoto-kun.
[07:00] Rampo
Solve this case in sixty
seconds, starting now.
SIGN 60 Seconds
[07:03] Sugi
What?!
[07:04] Rampo
I can solve it in under a minute.
[07:06] Rampo
If you're as good as he says you are,
you should be able to do the same.
[07:10] Rampo
Okay, give it a try, Sugimoto-kun!
[07:13] Sugi
What?!
[07:14] Sugi
Um, okay, well...
[07:15] Sugi
Sixty seconds is a bit
over the top, isn't it?!
[07:17] Rampo
Okay, fifty seconds left.
[07:19] Sugi
What?!
[07:21] Naka
This is what I must be like.
[07:24] Sugi
Oh, right.
[07:25] Sugi
Yamagiwa-senpai was pursuing
a political corruption case
[07:29] Sugi
and also investigating the Port Mafia.
[07:31] Sugi
I believe the murderer's M.O. is similar to
the Mafia's method of exacting retribution.
[07:35] Sugi
Maybe she was killed by the mafia
members she was investigating—
[07:38] Dazai
That's not true.
[07:39] Sugi
What?
[07:40] Dazai
The Port Mafia's retaliatory methods are as
highly specific as a government-issued ID.
[07:47] Dazai
First, the traitor is made
to bite the curb,
[07:50] Dazai
then they kick in the back of
his head to shatter his jaw.
[07:54] Dazai
As their victim writhes in agony,
[07:56] Dazai
they flip him over...
[07:59] Dazai
then shoot him in the chest three times.
[08:01] Sugi
If we're being precise, yes, but...
[08:04] Dazai
So this M.O. is similar to the
Mafia's, but not the same.
[08:08] Dazai
That means...
[08:09] Mino
An attempt at a cover-up?
[08:11] Sugi
Shooting two extra rounds
into the body just for that?
[08:15] Sugi
How cruel.
[08:16] Rampo
Beep!
[08:18] Rampo
Okay, time's up!
[08:20] Rampo
Too bad, you've got a ways to
go before you reach my level.
[08:24] Rampo
At the very least, this proved
that your subordinates
[08:27] Rampo
are not all superior to me.
[08:30] Mino
Cut the crap!
[08:32] Mino
You've been going on and on about
deduction and great detectives.
[08:35] Mino
You've been reading too much pulp fiction!
[08:38] Mino
Cases are solved by thorough investigations,
[08:40] Mino
interviewing persons of interest,
and analyzing the scene of the crime.
[08:43] Rampo
Huh?
[08:44] Rampo
When are you going to get it
through your thick skull?
[08:46] Rampo
Great detectives don't do "investigations."
[08:48] Rampo
My ability, Ultra-Deduction,
can instantly identify the killer
[08:52] Rampo
and when and how the murder was committed.
[08:55] Rampo
Furthermore,
[08:57] Rampo
I can see in my mind's eye how
I can make the killer confess,
[08:59] Rampo
and where the evidence lies,
as if it's an epiphany.
[09:02] Rampo
I am gifted, after all.
[09:05] Mino
Given my line of work,
[09:06] Mino
I know about the gifted's existence.
[09:08] Mino
But if you have such a convenient ability,
[09:11] Mino
why do my colleagues and I still have a job?
[09:12] Rampo
Right on!
[09:14] Rampo
You've finally caught up.
[09:17] Mino
You bastard!
[09:18] Dazai
Now, now, Detective.
[09:20] Dazai
Rampo-san's always like this.
SIGN Personal Motto:
[09:23] Rampo
After all, my personal motto is,
SIGN All's Well
SIGN That's Well For Me!
[09:26] Rampo
"All's well that's well for me!"
SIGN Personal Motto:
[09:28] Naka
I've never heard a more convincing
personal motto in my life.
SIGN What's Better
SIGN Than Being Alive?
SIGN Personal Motto:
[09:32] Dazai
Well, well...
SIGN Have a Pure, Cheerful,
SIGN and Energetic Suicide
[09:35] Mino
Since you speak so highly of it,
let's see this ability of yours.
[09:39] Rampo
Oh?
[09:40] Rampo
Is that a request for me
to take on the case?
[09:41] Rampo
You should've just asked me from the start.
[09:44] Mino
Heh, you have a lot of confidence
about this difficult case
[09:48] Mino
despite the lack of any evidence.
[09:50] Mino
Want me to count to sixty?
[09:53] Rampo
I don't need that long.
[09:56] Dazai
Watch closely, Atsushi-kun.
[09:58] Dazai
This is the ability that
keeps the Agency going.
[10:01] Dazai
Once he puts on those glasses,
[10:02] Dazai
Rampo-san's Ultra-Deduction is active.
[10:05] Naka
Rampo-san's ability reveals
the truth about a case.
[10:08] Naka
Does such a gift really exist?
[10:17] Rampo
Ability: Ultra-Deduction!
[10:18] [SONG] Sign 1020
Ultra-Deduction
[10:34] Rampo
I see.
[10:35] Mino
"I see," my ass.
[10:37] Mino
You're trying to imply you
know who the killer is?
[10:40] Rmapo
Of course.
[10:41] Mino
Huh?
[10:43] Rampo
The killer...
[10:51] Rampo
...is you.
[10:52] Rampo
SIGN That's right.
[10:56] Rampo
That's right.
SIGN The killer...
[10:57] Rampo
The killer...
[11:00] Rampo
The killer is you,
[11:02] Rampo
Sergeant Sugimoto.
[11:04] Sugi
What?
[11:05] Naka
Rampo-san?
[11:08] Mino
Sergeant Sugimoto is my subordinate.
[11:10] Rampo
Sergeant Sugimoto is the one who killed her.
[11:13] Mino
Don't be stupid!
[11:14] Mino
It's impossible that the killer would happen
to be this close by in the first place!
[11:17] Rampo
It's exactly because he is the killer
[11:18] Rampo
that he wants to stay close
to the investigation.
[11:20] Rampo
Besides, didn't I mention this?
[11:23] Rampo
I also know where the evidence lies.
[11:27] Rampo
Lend me your gun, will you?
[11:28] Sugi
Y-You've got to be kidding.
[11:30] Sugi
The penalty for handing a government-issue
firearm to a civilian
[11:33] Sugi
is far worse than a pay cut.
[11:35] Mino
And here I was hoping you'd have a point.
[11:37] Mino
Are you private investigators just talk?
[11:40] Rampo
If we examine that gun and come up empty,
[11:42] Rampo
then sure, I'm just an
idiot running my mouth.
[11:47] Mino
I've had enough of listening to you!
[11:49] Mino
Show him, Sugimoto!
[11:51] Sugi
But...
[11:52] Mino
He's barked up this tree as far as he can go.
[11:54] Mino
If we prove him wrong,
he'll shut up and go home.
[11:56] Mino
We can't waste any more time.
[11:59] Mino
Show him your gun!
[12:03] Mino
Hey, what's the matter, Sugimoto?
[12:05] Rampo
Even in this city,
[12:06] Rampo
it isn't easy for an amateur
to get spare ammo...
[12:10] Rampo
even harder if the firearm
is a government-issue.
[12:12] Mino
Why aren't you saying anything, Sugimoto?!
[12:15] Rampo
He's thinking furiously right now
[12:18] Rampo
about the three bullets he's used,
[12:21] Rampo
and how he'll explain their absence.
[12:24] Mino
Sugimoto!
[12:25] Mino
You can't be the killer!
[12:27] Mino
Show us your gun, now!
[12:38] Mino
That's right, Sugimoto.
[12:42] Dazai
Not good.
[12:44] Mino
Sugimoto!
[12:45] Dazai
Atsushi-kun!
[12:45] Dazai
Go!
[12:46] Naka
What?!
[12:47] Mino
Stop!
[12:55] Mino
Let me go!
[12:55] Mino
I have nothing to do with this!
[12:57] Rampo
Running away won't help.
[13:00] Rampo
The murder took place
early yesterday morning
[13:02] Rampo
at the abandoned shipyard,
140 meters upstream from here.
[13:07] Sugi
How'd you know that?
[13:08] Rampo
If we go there, we should be able to
find yours and the victim's footprints,
[13:12] Rampo
as well as the bloodstains you
couldn't fully erase.
[13:16] Sugi
How?
[13:17] Sugi
No one could've known.
[13:20] Mino
Let's hear the rest back at the office.
[13:22] Mino
It may be the last time it'll
be your place of work...
[13:31] Sugi
I didn't intend to shoot her.
[13:34] Sugi
She...
[13:36] Sugi
She was going after a certain
politician for corruption.
[13:39] Sugi
What they didn't predict
[13:41] Sugi
was that she actually found evidence
of a major Diet member's crime.
[13:46] Sugi
However, the Diet member was savvy
[13:48] Sugi
and tried to use a mole inside the police
[13:50] Sugi
to get rid of the evidence.
[13:52] Rampo
And you're that spy.
[13:55] Sugi
I'd always wanted to
become a police officer.
[13:58] Sugi
After my third time failing
the exam, I was depressed.
[14:01] Sugi
That was when a man reached out to me,
[14:04] Sugi
asking me if I was willing to
do anything to become a cop.
[14:07] Sugi
After joining the police force
with the Diet member's help,
[14:11] Sugi
I had to follow his orders in return.
[14:14] Mino
So you killed Yamagiwa as one of his dogs?!
[14:18] Sugi
That's not what happened!
[14:19] Sugi
I was trying to warn her.
[14:22] Sugi
I told her she'd get herself killed
if she didn't give up the evidence.
[14:26] Sugi
But she...
[14:29] (Flashback) Sugi
Yamagiwa-san, he's taking
this very seriously.
[14:32] (Flashback) Yama
Then I'll just have to take
him very seriously, too.
[14:34] (Flashback) Yama
I've already made contact
with a prosecutor I know.
[14:37] (Flashback) Yama
I just need to hand over the evidence.
[14:40] (Flashback) Yama
Sugimoto-kun?
[14:41] (Flashback) Sugi
Please hand over the evidence.
[14:44] (Flashback) Sugi
If I fail in this,
[14:46] (Flashback) Sugi
he'll call a hit man.
[14:48] (Flashback) Sugi
We have to stop this, now!
[14:49] (Flashback) Yama
Hand over the gun, Sugimoto-kun.
[14:53] (Flashback) Yama
You can't shoot me.
[14:55] (Flashback) Sugi
That's right.
[14:59] (Flashback) Sugi
That's why...
[15:00] (Flashback) Sugi
I'll choose a different
way to force your hand!
[15:01] (Flashback) Yama
Don't!
[15:02] (Flashback) Yama
Sugimoto-kun!
[15:31] Rampo
If you do nothing,
you'll be convicted as a killer.
[15:33] Rampo
You'll be fired from your job.
[15:35] Rampo
In a panic, you could only think of one
person to go to for help. How ironic.
[15:41] Rampo
When you called the Diet member,
[15:43] Rampo
he told you how to destroy the evidence.
[15:44] Rampo
Just as you were told to, you fired
two more shots into her chest
[15:48] Rampo
to make it seem like the Mafia's had done it.
[15:56] Rampo
You set her adrift in the
river to delay discovery.
[16:05] Mino
Where is the evidence Yamagiwa obtained?
[16:08] Mino
That Diet member's responsible
for Yamagiwa's death!
[16:11] Mino
Tell me, Sugimoto!
[16:13] Rampo
Hey, Sugimoto-kun.
[16:17] Rampo
Want me to guess what her
final words to you were?
[16:23] Rampo
It was "I'm sorry," wasn't it?
[16:28] (Flashback) Yama
I'm... sorry...
[16:36] Sugi
You really...
[16:40] Sugi
see through everything, don't you.
[16:44] Sugi
The evidence is in my desk drawer.
[16:50] Mino
Thanks, I guess.
[16:53] Mino
Also, I'm sorry I doubted your capabilities.
[16:57] Mino
If we run into another difficult case,
we'll be asking you for help.
[17:00] Rampo
If you need my abilities,
[17:02] Rampo
ask me any time.
[17:04] Rampo
I'll give you a discount next time.
[17:07] Mino
That'll be helpful.
[17:10] Naka
Rampo-san was amazing.
[17:13] Naka
I had no idea he'd figure everything out.
[17:16] Naka
His ability, Ultra-Deduction,
is super amazing.
[17:19] Dazai
I might've figured out half of it, too.
[17:22] Naka
Half of what?
[17:23] Dazai
About that case just now...
[17:25] Dazai
About how Rampo-san figured it out.
[17:27] Naka
Oh, but he said his ability lets
him figure it out instantly...
[17:31] Dazai
Oh, right, you don't know yet.
[17:35] Dazai
Actually, Rampo-san isn't gifted.
[17:39] Naka
Huh?!
[17:40] Dazai
Rampo-san is a very rare
ungifted civilian at the agency.
[17:47] Dazai
He himself seems to believe
he's using an ability, but...
[17:51] Dazai
Oh, and despite his appearance,
he's 26 years old.
[17:54] Naka
What?
[17:55] Dazai
The reason why everyone at the
Agency respects Rampo-san
[17:58] Dazai
is because they know his
Ultra-Deduction isn't an ability.
[18:01] Dazai
I'd heard of it, myself,
[18:03] Dazai
but I only witnessed its
power first-hand today.
[18:06] Dazai
To tell you the truth,
[18:08] Dazai
while he was "using" his
Ultra-Deduction ability today,
[18:11] Dazai
I was secretly pinching his hair behind him.
[18:16] Dazai
As you well know,
[18:17] Dazai
I can neutralize anyone's ability if
I touch them... I'm anti-gifted.
[18:23] Dazai
No gifted can ever use their ability
while I am touching any part of them,
[18:28] Dazai
no matter how strong their powers may be.
[18:30] Dazai
In other words,
[18:31] Dazai
his Ultra-Deduction is not an ability.
[18:35] Naka
It's not?
[18:36] Naka
Then how'd he...
[18:38] Dazai
It's just deduction, pure and simple.
[18:42] Naka
But how?
[18:43] Naka
He figured out who the killer was
in such a short amount of time!
[18:47] Naka
Is mere deduction enough to
make such a thing possible?
[18:50] Dazai
Right.
[18:51] Dazai
I could tell, too, actually.
[18:53] Dazai
Remember what Sergeant Sugimoto said?
[18:56] (Flashback) Sugi
Shooting two extra rounds
into the body just for that?
SIGN Illustration
[18:59] Dazai
Anyone who saw a body
with three gunshot wounds
[19:02] Dazai
would assume they were fired at the same time.
[19:06] Naka
Oh...
[19:06] Dazai
In other words,
[19:07] Dazai
he knew that the victim had
perished from the first shot.
[19:11] Dazai
How could he have known
that before an autopsy?
[19:14] Naka
Only if he was the killer...
[19:16] Naka
But Rampo-san also knew when it happened...
[19:19] Naka
Early yesterday morning.
[19:21] Dazai
That's because the body was
still in good condition.
[19:25] Dazai
So, at most, it'd only been
floating in the river for a day.
[19:28] Dazai
Yesterday was Tuesday, a weekday.
[19:30] Dazai
But the victim wasn't wearing any makeup.
[19:33] Dazai
A detective working long hours,
often late into the night,
[19:35] Dazai
would only be like that on a weekday
[19:37] Dazai
if the murder had occurred
in the early morning.
[19:39] Naka
I see.
[19:41] Naka
But how did he know about
the crime scene's location,
[19:42] Naka
and that she was threatened with a gun?
[19:45] Dazai
That, I don't know.
[19:47] Dazai
Rampo-san probably caught a lot
more details than I could hope to.
[19:52] Naka
That's true.
[19:54] Naka
He even guessed her final words.
[19:57] Dazai
Oh, that.
[20:01] Dazai
She supposedly wasn't seeing anyone,
[20:05] Dazai
but her wristwatch was an
overseas brand-name item.
[20:09] Dazai
It's not something a single woman
would buy for herself.
[20:13] Dazai
And Sergeant Sugimoto's watch was the
men's version of the same model.
[20:18] Naka
Then they were...
[20:21] Dazai
She went to see him early
in the morning when he reached out,
[20:23] Dazai
without bothering to put on makeup.
[20:25] Dazai
And their watches are of the same model...
[20:30] Dazai
They were dating.
[20:34] Dazai
That's why he couldn't kick her head in,
[20:39] Dazai
even though he knew it wouldn't
look like the Mafia's work.
[20:47] Dazai
The ability to see through all that
[20:49] Dazai
would be par for the course if it
were an actual ability.
[20:53] Dazai
Nothing more, nothing less.
[20:55] Dazai
But if it's due to his personal powers
of deduction, that's a different story.
[21:00] Dazai
He's solved dozens of cases in the past.
[21:04] Dazai
In every case,
[21:06] Dazai
he was able to instantly determine the truth
of the matter with the slimmest of leads.
[21:13] Dazai
He's never been wrong, either.
[21:16] Dazai
What a great man.
[21:18] Rampo
Hey, guide!
[21:21] Rampo
I can't find my way back to the
Agency on my own, you know!
[21:24] Naka
I think I kind of get it now...
[21:27] Naka
Why everyone at the Agency
trusts Rampo-san so much.
[21:36] Rampo
All's well that's well for me!
SIGN All's Well That's Well For Me
SIGN Rampo
[21:40] Sign
[23:10] Kuni
What is the Ideal?
SIGN Ideal
[23:12] Kuni
There are any number of
answers to that question.
[23:14] Kuni
It is words,
[23:16] Kuni
it is thought.
[23:17] Kuni
From a moving plan scheduled
five years from now
[23:19] Kuni
to tonight's dinner menu,
[23:21] Kuni
this notebook has everything in life
written out in exacting detail.
[23:25] Kuni
It represents the entirety of my ideals!
[23:27] Naka
But you really shouldn't show anyone
[23:28] Naka
the page where you've written about
who would be the ideal woman.
[23:33] Naka
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 6:
SIGN Episode 6: The Azure Messenger
[23:36] Naka
The Azure Messenger.
[23:37] Kuni
What's so bad about looking
for an ideal woman?!
6 - The Azure Messenger
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SIGN What is the Ideal?
[00:01] Kuni
What is the Ideal?
[00:04] Kuni
There are any number of
answers to that question.
[00:07] Kuni
It is words,
[00:09] Kuni
it is thought.
[00:10] Kuni
It is the font of all meaning.
[00:13] Kuni
But if you were to ask me,
[00:15] Kuni
the answer to the question is clear.
SIGN Ideal
[00:17] Kuni
It is the word written
on my notebook's cover.
[00:24] Kuni
The Ideal...
[00:26] Kuni
Everything about me is
written in this notebook.
SIGN Ideal
[00:30] Kuni
My schedule, my plans, my goals...
[00:34] Kuni
This notebook contains the
entirety of my future.
[00:37] Kuni
[02:16] Kuni
I arrived a whole ten seconds early.
[02:19] Kuni
My name is Kunikida Doppo.
[02:21] Kuni
I am an idealist walking the earth,
[02:23] Kuni
and a pragmatist in pursuit of ideals.
[02:26] Kuni
It's time.
[02:27] Kuni
Good morning.
[02:28] Naka
Kunikida-san, please help us!
[02:32] Kuni
What's going on so early in the day?
[02:34] Naka
J-J-Just look at Dazai-san!
[02:37] Dazai
Oh!
[02:38] Dazai
Kunikida-kun, it's an emergency!
[02:40] Dazai
Just look!
[02:41] Kuni
Look at what?
[02:42] Dazai
At that!
[02:44] Kuni
I only see your idiot face!
[02:46] D
I've finally arrived...
[02:48] D
in the afterlife!
[02:50] D
At Yomotsuhirasaka!
[02:51] Kuni
What's going on?
[02:51] Dazai
It's exactly as I'd imagined!
[02:52] Dazai
Blue smoke trailing along the ground,
[02:53] Naka
Kunikida-san.
[02:53] Dazai
moonlight dashing against the windows,
[02:54] Naka
I think this may explain it.
[02:55] Dazai
and pink elephants dancing
in the western sky!
SIGN Complete Guide to Suicide
[02:57] Dazai
I knew the Complete Guide to Suicide
was a masterpiece!
[03:01] Dazai
Who knew I just needed to eat mushrooms
growing in the nearby hills
[03:03] Dazai
to have such an entertaining way out?!
[03:07] Kuni
So he ate poisonous mushrooms?
[03:09] Naka
Well, he thought he was eating
lethal mushrooms, but...
[03:12] Dazai
Ah, I've finally caught you,
[03:14] Dazai
rainbow pillbug!
[03:16] Dazai
All right, let's eat you back home!
[03:16] Naka
Kunikida-san!
[03:18] Kuni
I'm doing my customary paperwork
after arriving at work.
[03:20] Kuni
Wait till I'm done.
[03:21] Naka
What?!
[03:29] Dazai
Kunikida-kun.
[03:32] Dazai
You should come to the afterlife, too.
[03:34] Dazai
It's amazing.
[03:36] Dazai
There are rainbow pillbugs, too.
[03:38] Dazai
You can drink all you want!
[03:41] Dazai
You can eat all you want!
[03:44] Dazai
You can look at all the sleeping
beauties you could possibly—
[03:48] Kuni
Shut up!
[03:50] Naka
Why are two such incompatible
people a team?
[03:56] Haruno
Kunikida-san, the president
has your case for the day.
[04:01] Kuni
Dazai.
[04:02] Kuni
Quit dawdling.
[04:04] Kuni
Walk faster.
[04:05] Dazai
'Kay.
[04:06] Kuni
We only have two minutes and fifteen
seconds until the appointed time!
[04:10] Dazai
That's a concern.
[04:12] Naka
Is it okay for me to come along?
[04:14] Kuni
This is part of your rookie training.
[04:16] Kuni
This case involves solving a series
of disappearances in Yokohama.
[04:21] Naka
If I recall, it's the one
where visitors to Yokohama
[04:24] Naka
keep disappearing one after another, right?
[04:27] Kuni
We have an anonymous tip.
[04:30] Kuni
The victims have been abducted and
imprisoned in a certain location.
[04:34] Dazai
An anonymous tip...
[04:36] Dazai
How suspicious and wonderful.
[04:39] Kuni
But we can't ignore it.
[04:41] Naka
So we're going to check the place out?
[04:44] Kuni
No.
[04:48] Kuni
We're going to investigate the
anonymous tip's source first.
[04:57] Kuni
How goes it, informant?
[04:59] Roku
Hey, four-eyes. Are you a slave
to your notebook yet again?
[05:03] Kuni
You think you can talk like
that to a detective agency
[05:06] Kuni
when you're a cyber criminal?
[05:08] Kuni
If you're arrested,
[05:10] Kuni
your deceased father will be most aggrieved.
[05:12] Roku
Don't bring my father into this.
[05:15] Roku
More importantly, you're late.
[05:17] Roku
Isn't that unusual for you?
[05:18] Roku
Why?
[05:19] Roku
Were you on a date with a pretty lady?
[05:21] Kuni
No!
[05:22] Kuni
Dates should be with a chosen woman,
[05:25] Kuni
followed by marriage six years later.
[05:26] Kuni
That is what's written in this notebook.
[05:28] Naka
Huh?!
[05:29] Naka
You have someone you've decided to marry?
[05:32] Kuni
I will in another four years.
[05:36] Roku
Is he new?
[05:38] Naka
I'm Nakajima Atsushi.
SIGN Cyber Network Warrior
Taguchi Rokuzou
[05:39] Roku
I'm called Taguchi Rokuzou.
[05:42] Roku
I'm an informant.
[05:43] Roku
For the right price, I can
dig up dirt on anything.
[05:46] Kuni
And?
[05:47] Kuni
Did you figure out who's
behind the anonymous tip?
[05:50] Roku
The Azure Messenger...
[05:51] Kuni
What?
[05:52] Roku
There was data left on the server.
[05:55] Roku
And pics of the abduction victims, I guess.
[05:58] Roku
The mole's not a bad guy, though, is he?
[06:01] Roku
He told you where they're holed up and all.
[06:04] Dazai
I wonder...
[06:05] Dazai
I hope we don't go there, only to
find he's one of the kidnappers.
[06:11] Kuni
The Azure Messenger...
[06:13] Kuni
I want you to keep looking into it.
[06:15] Roku
Sure, when I feel like it.
SIGN Episode 6: The Azure Messenger
[06:18] Roku
I'm busy looking after my tropical fish.
[06:23] Kuni
Yeah.
[06:23] Kuni
Thanks.
[06:25] Kuni
I called a cab.
[06:27] Kuni
We'll go to the abandoned hospital
mentioned by the tipster now.
[06:30] Dazai
Kunikida-kun, why are you
looking after the Rokuzou boy?
[06:34] Kuni
What do you mean?
[06:36] Dazai
It's not like you to give a hacker jobs.
[06:40] Dazai
You could've just talked
to him over the phone,
[06:42] Dazai
but you took the time to
meet him face to face.
[06:44] Dazai
His father's deceased, isn't he?
[06:47] Dazai
Are you trying to be his dad?
[06:49] Kuni
We came here so that Atsushi
could meet our informant.
[06:53] Kuni
That's all there is to it.
[06:55] Dazai
Sure, let's leave it at that.
[07:03] Kuni
This driver's another one of our informants.
[07:06] Kuni
He was a stage actor in his former life.
[07:07] Driver
I couldn't make any money,
[07:09] Driver
so I switched careers.
[07:11] Kuni
That was the right decision.
[07:13] Kuni
He knows more about Yokohama
than anyone I know.
[07:18] Kuni
He also saw two of the eleven victims
right before they were abducted.
[07:25] Driver
I just happened to drive them
from the port to a hotel.
[07:29] Naka
Is this case really about
abductions, though?
[07:32] Naka
There've been no requests for ransom.
[07:34] Kuni
Are you sure these two
were the ones you saw?
[07:36] Driver
Yes, I'm sure of it.
[07:39] Driver
They're even wearing the same clothes, too.
[07:41] Dazai
I see.
[07:42] Dazai
I have a hunch!
[07:44] Dazai
Look at these photos.
They're both wearing glasses!
[07:47] Dazai
That means this is a serial
glasses abduction case!
[07:49] Dazai
It's your time to shine, Kunikida-kun!
[07:52] Kuni
Some of the victims don't wear glasses.
[07:55] Kuni
You can't say it's a pattern.
[07:57] Dazai
Oh.
[07:58] Dazai
Too bad. And here I thought it'd
finally be your time to shine.
[08:01] Kuni
I can't let that remark pass.
[08:04] Kuni
Are you trying to say my glasses are the
only reason I'd ever be in the spotlight?!
[08:09] Kuni
Wh-What?!
[08:11] Driver
We're here.
[08:13] Driver
It's the abandoned hospital, as you requested.
[08:15] Dazai
What a nice atmosphere.
[08:17] Kuni
[08:18] Dazai
I think it might be haunted.
[08:19] Kuni
By what?
[08:23] Naka
It is creepy, to be sure.
[08:25] Dazai
It's kind of nice.
[08:27] Dazai
It revs you up.
[08:29] Kuni
You'd better not have eaten
another weird mushroom.
[08:31] Dazai
Oh, are you scared, Kunikida-kun?
[08:34] Naka
Are you afraid of ghosts or something?
[08:36] Kuni
I'm not afraid of ghosts!
[08:38] Dazai
Then keep up.
[08:39] Kuni
Fool!
[08:40] Kuni
In this sort of movie, those who are
careless and get ahead of themselves
[08:43] Kuni
are the ones who die first.
[08:44] Naka
Look at these footprints.
[08:46] Naka
They're still fresh.
[08:48] Nobuko
Help!
[08:49] Naka
That voice...
[08:50] Kuni
Did it come from the basement?
[08:55] Kuni
What's this?!
[09:12] Nobuko
Thank you.
[09:14] Nobuko
You saved me.
SIGN University Lecturer
Sasaki Nobuko
[09:16] Nobuko
I am Sasaki Nobuko.
[09:19] Nobuko
I'm a lecturer at a university in Tokyo.
[09:22] Naka
So you're victim number twelve?
[09:25] Dazai
Did you see who abducted you?
[09:29] Nobuko
I'm sorry.
[09:30] Nobuko
I blacked out at a station.
[09:32] Nobuko
When I regained consciousness,
[09:34] Nobuko
I was drowning in the tank, as you just saw.
[09:37] Kuni
Dazai, what's your take on the situation?
[09:40] Dazai
Sasaki-san's looking super sexy.
[09:42] Kuni
Be serious!
[09:43] Nobuko
Oh, right...
[09:44] Nobuko
There should be others
who were abducted here.
[09:49] Nobuko
I know I heard voices just as
I began drowning in the tank.
[09:53] Kuni
What?
[09:56] Naka
Kunikida-san!
[09:57] Naka
I found them!
[09:58] Naka
They're here!
[10:00] Mob
Help us!
[10:03] Mob
Please!
[10:05] Kuni
You all right?
[10:06] Mob
Get us out of here!
[10:08] Dazai
Get back, Atsushi-kun!
[10:09] Dazai
It's gas!
[10:10] Dazai
You, too, Kunikida-kun.
[10:11] Kuni
Hey, hang in there!
[10:13] Kuni
Hey!
[10:14] Dazai
Kunikida-kun!
[10:15] Kuni
Let me go, Dazai!
[10:16] Kuni
People shouldn't die like this!
[10:20] Kuni
Let me go!
[10:21] Kuni
Let me go!
[10:29] Naka
"Victims of Yokohama's serial abduction case were found,
SIGN Series of Disappearances in
Yokohama Ends in Tragic Deaths
[10:32] Naka
but perished when a civilian detective agency
conducted an independent raid."
[10:35] Naka
Perished...
[10:38] Kuni
So this was the enemy's objective.
[10:40] Naka
You're saying they were
trying to frame the Agency?
[10:46] Kuni
Maybe it wasn't my time to shine,
despite what Dazai said.
[10:51] Naka
Kunikida-san...
[10:55] Kuni
Where's Ms. Sasaki?
SIGN Infirmary
[10:56] Naka
She should be in the infirmary.
[11:01] Dazai
Oh, that's great.
[11:06] Nobuko
Thank you so much for
saving me the other day.
[11:09] Nobuko
If you hadn't come when you did,
[11:11] Nobuko
I wouldn't be alive right now.
[11:13] Kuni
Not at all.
[11:14] Nobuko
Not to mention, you even let me
stay at your residence last night.
[11:18] Kuni
Huh?
[11:19] Naka
Where did you stay?
[11:22] Dazai
My place!
[11:22] NK
What?!
[11:24] Nobuko
I'm... deeply indebted to Dazai-sama.
[11:28] Dazai
See?
[11:30] Naka
I-Is that something detectives
are allowed to do?
[11:34] Dazai
It seems Sasaki-san didn't see who it was.
[11:38] Dazai
She apparently faints a
lot due to anemia.
[11:41] Dazai
That's why she fainted on
the day she was abducted, too.
[11:45] Dazai
I don't know how she was abducted afterward.
[11:48] Kuni
So she's your type?
[11:50] Dazai
I like all women.
[11:52] Dazai
But Sasaki-san seems like the type
who'd commit suicide with me if I ask,
[11:56] Dazai
which is nice.
[11:58] Dazai
But what about you, Kunikida-kun?
[12:00] Dazai
Is she your type?
[12:01] Kuni
She is a victim in the case
and a witness. That's it.
[12:05] Dazai
Well, that's how you would roll.
[12:08] Dazai
Oh, Atsushi-kun, want to read it?
SIGN Ideal
[12:10] Dazai
His ideal woman.
[12:13] Kuni
You bastard!
[12:13] Kuni
When'd you swipe that?
SIGN Ideal
[12:15] Naka
Read? You mean it's
written down in here?
[12:17] Dazai
Kunikida-kun's notebook
[12:18] Dazai
has a wide range of schedules,
plans, and ideals recorded in it.
[12:23] Dazai
See, like here.
[12:24] Naka
Whoa!
SIGN Ideal
[12:25] Naka
Th-This is too much...
[12:30] Kuni
You have a problem with it?
[12:32] Naka
No, I can sympathize with your
vision of an ideal woman, but...
[12:37] Dazai
You should probably not share
that vision with women.
[12:41] Kuni
Forget about me!
[12:42] Kuni
We're talking about the
abductions right now!
[12:44] Kuni
Have we picked up on anything?
[12:46] Dazai
Yeah.
[12:47] Dazai
In this newspaper photo,
[12:49] Dazai
you look pretty manly.
[12:51] Kuni
Is that your way of indicating
that you want me to punch you?
[12:54] Dazai
What's regrettable is this...
[12:56] Dazai
You should've picked
sexier eyeglass frames
[12:58] Dazai
if you were going to end up in the news.
[13:01] Dazai
They're so plain.
[13:02] Kuni
Hey...
[13:03] Dazai
Only a naturally flamboyant person
like me could pull off wearing them.
[13:07] Dazai
What do you think, Atsushi-kun?
[13:08] Naka
Not bad, really.
[13:10] Kuni
They only scream "con man" to me.
[13:14] Kuni
Wait...
[13:16] Dazai
What's the matter?
[13:19] Kuni
Let's go, both of you.
[13:22] Kuni
I know who's behind this.
[13:26] Kuni
Sorry for the short notice.
[13:28] Driver
You said on the phone that you'd figured
out who's behind the serial murder case.
[13:32] Driver
You're on your way to arrest the killer?
[13:35] Kuni
That's right.
[13:36] Driver
Then let's hurry.
[13:37] Driver
Where to?
[13:39] Kuni
Here.
[13:40] Driver
Huh?
[13:41] Kuni
This is where the abductions took place,
[13:42] Kuni
and you are the kidnapper.
[13:44] Kuni
You dosed passengers with sleeping gas,
[13:47] Kuni
and abduct them after they fell unconscious.
[13:50] Kuni
You wore a gas mask.
[13:52] Naka
What were his reasons?
[13:54] Dazai
I can think of one.
[13:57] Dazai
Cargo.
[13:58] Naka
Cargo?
[13:59] Dazai
He'd sell them off.
[14:02] Dazai
There's a black market for
organs in the underground.
[14:06] Dazai
The margin isn't great because of the exchange rate,
[14:10] Dazai
but if you're pulling it off alone,
it's a decent payout.
[14:13] Naka
That's horrible.
[14:14] Driver
Wait a minute.
[14:15] Driver
Hang on.
[14:17] Driver
If I'd used this taxi to abduct people,
[14:19] Driver
the city police would've found me already
when tracing the victims' last known locations.
[14:22] Kuni
No, no one looked twice at this taxi.
[14:26] Kuni
Because all the victims would vanish and
become untraceable the following day.
[14:32] Kuni
When your targets boarded the taxi
and you made them unconscious,
[14:35] Kuni
you'd imprison them and take
their clothes and luggage.
[14:39] Kuni
That's why all the victims at the
hospital were in their underwear.
[14:43] Kuni
You would then wear their clothes
[14:45] Kuni
to disguise yourself as them,
[14:47] Kuni
then check into the hotels where
they'd made reservations.
[14:49] Kuni
You made sure you would show up on
security cameras for that reason.
[14:52] Kuni
The victims were all of approximately
the same height and build
[14:55] Kuni
because you were choosing passengers
you could impersonate.
[14:59] Kuni
Many wore hats and glasses
[15:02] Kuni
because that made passing
yourself off as them easier.
[15:05] Kuni
If the security feeds show someone
looking reasonably like the victim,
[15:09] Kuni
you can dupe the police easily.
[15:11] Kuni
By the time the last known sighting
of the "victim" was recorded,
[15:15] Kuni
the real victim had already been abducted.
[15:18] Dazai
Ms. Sasaki's abduction was
even easier, wasn't it?
[15:22] Dazai
After she collapsed at the train station,
[15:24] Dazai
a good Samaritan paid for her cab ride.
[15:28] Dazai
It's faster to hail a cab than call
an ambulance at a train station.
[15:31] Driver
That's all circumstantial evidence.
[15:34] Dazai
I suppose.
[15:36] Dazai
You're right.
[15:39] Dazai
What now, Kunikida-kun?
[15:41] Kuni
Are you being serious?
[15:43] Driver
Let's make a deal.
[15:45] Kuni
A deal?
[15:46] Driver
If you agree to my conditions,
I'll turn myself in.
[15:49] Driver
Please protect me at the
Armed Detective Agency!
[15:52] Driver
I need to be protected for 72 hours while
the prosecution concludes their questioning
[15:56] Driver
and arranges witness protection.
[15:58] Kuni
What's this about?
[15:59] Driver
I was put up to this.
[16:02] Driver
I was assured by a new-fangled
organ smuggling organization
[16:04] Driver
that this was a great deal I'd
never get caught for, and yet...
[16:09] Kuni
So there's a group behind all this?
[16:10] Kuni
Where are they?!
[16:12] Driver
I don't know.
[16:13] Driver
I always meet them in the
Harbor Central Building.
[16:17] Kuni
So that's the place.
[16:18] Dazai
And?
[16:19] Dazai
Why do you need our protection?
[16:21] Driver
Well...
[16:22] Driver
It appears one of the people I abducted
[16:24] Driver
was with the Port Mafia.
[16:27] Dazai
Well, that's not good—
[16:33] Kuni
The Port Mafia?!
[16:34] Driver
Help me!
[16:35] Kuni
Hey!
[16:35] Driver
I don't want to die!
[16:37] Kuni
Wait!
[16:40] Naka
Kunikida-san.
[16:41] Naka
I can't get a signal.
[16:42] Dazai
They must be jamming.
[16:44] Kuni
If we lose the driver,
[16:45] Kuni
the truth may never come to light.
[16:47] Kuni
Dazai, pursue the driver.
[16:48] Kuni
Brat, get a hold of the
police and request backup.
[16:51] Kuni
I'll distract them as a decoy.
[16:52] DN
Roger!
[16:53] Kuni
Let's go!
[16:54] Kuni
Ability: Doppo Poet!
[16:56] Sign 1657
Doppo Poet
[17:00] Kuni
Flash Bang!
SIGN Flash Bang
[17:07] Kuni
Now!
[17:18] Aku
Metal is fragile,
[17:20] Aku
and so is the human psyche.
[17:22] Aku
What about you all, Armed Detective Agency?
[17:26] Kuni
You...
[17:27] Kuni
Akutagawa of the Port Mafia!
[17:29] Aku
Indeed.
[17:42] Aku
If you can't shoot straight,
[17:43] Aku
there's no need for me to devour
the space around your bullets.
[17:45] Kuni
My hobbies don't include murder.
[17:48] Aku
Trifling words of a weakling.
[17:55] Kuni
Doppo Poet!
[18:00] Kuni
Stun gun!
[18:03] Kuni
Come to heel, you aberrant dog.
[18:15] Aku
It appears the Armed Detective Agency
is not merely a group of entertainers.
[18:19] Aku
You're worthy of being Dazai-san's cover.
[18:25] Aku
Interference.
[18:27] Aku
Very well.
[18:28] Aku
Our paths will cross again in the future.
[18:32] Aku
We'll continue this another time.
[18:36] Kuni
Don't ever come again.
[18:40] Dazai
I turned the driver over
to the military police.
[18:43] Naka
So this is the building the organ
traffickers used for their deals?
[18:53] Kuni
They've already flown the coop.
[18:54] Naka
The wall's scorched black.
[18:56] Dazai
This is where the Azure
King blew himself up.
[19:00] Kuni
That's right.
[19:01] Naka
What?
[19:01] Naka
You mean, the one in the infamous
Azure Flag terrorist incident?
[19:04] Naka
That Azure King?
[19:07] Dazai
That's right.
[19:11] Dazai
A terrorist who destroyed many
national and corporate facilities.
SIGN Azure Flag Terrorist Incident
[19:15] Dazai
From the time I heard the
term "Azure Messenger,"
[19:18] Dazai
I've been wondering if there
were ties to the Azure King.
[19:22] Naka
I'd heard that the Azure King
blew himself up in the end.
[19:25] Naka
So this was the place.
[19:27] Naka
He committed suicide after the
police cornered him, right?
[19:31] Kuni
That's right.
[19:32] Kuni
I'd determined that this was his hideout
[19:35] Kuni
and reported it to the police.
[19:37] Naka
You were the one who found
the Azure King's hideout?
[19:41] Kuni
But on that day,
[19:43] Kuni
the military, the public safety bureau, and
the police were all working in tandem,
[19:46] Kuni
so the chain of command was in utter chaos.
[19:49] Kuni
Only five detectives arrived at the hideout
in a timely manner upon receiving the report.
[19:55] Kuni
To add further insult to injury,
[19:56] Kuni
the Azure King got wind
of the police's actions,
[20:01] Kuni
so he holed himself up with a bomb.
[20:04] Kuni
After a conflicting set of orders,
[20:07] Kuni
a decision was made to raid.
[20:09] Kuni
But ordinary policemen without special
training or abilities didn't stand a chance.
[20:17] Kuni
Cornered, the Azure King blew
himself up and perished,
[20:20] Kuni
along with the five detectives.
[20:23] Dazai
I remember now, Kunikida-kun.
[20:25] Dazai
One of the detectives was that
Rokuzou boy's father, wasn't he?
[20:31] Kuni
He was a good detective with
a strong sense of justice.
[20:35] Kuni
I'm the one who reported the
hideout's location to the police.
[20:38] Kuni
I may as well have set the bomb off myself.
[20:40] Naka
That's not true!
[20:42] Naka
It's the terrorist's fault
for blowing himself up!
[20:44] Dazai
That's right, Atsushi-kun.
[20:46] Dazai
Yet Kunikida-kun can't stop trying
to look out for the Rokuzou boy...
[20:52] Dazai
in his deceased father's stead.
[20:57] Naka
What is it?
[21:02] Kuni
Another job for the Agency.
[21:04] Kuni
The client...
SIGN Regards,
The Azure Messenger
[21:06] Kuni
is the Azure Messenger.
[21:07] Dazai
I see.
[21:09] Dazai
I'm starting to see who
this Azure Messenger is.
[21:12] Dazai
So? What's the job?
[21:14] Kuni
Disarming a bomb.
[21:15] Naka
A bomb?
[21:16] Kuni
If we don't disarm the
bomb by sunset tomorrow,
[21:19] Kuni
several hundred people will die.
[21:21] Naka
A bomb capable of that can't be easy...
[21:23] Kuni
The equipment here is for building a bomb.
[21:27] Kuni
With this setup,
[21:28] Kuni
you could build a very advanced bomb.
[21:31] Naka
But...
[21:33] Kuni
Don't worry. We won't let the bomb go off.
[21:36] Kuni
We'll stop it for sure this time!
[21:39] Kuni
[23:10] Naka
What should we do?
[23:12] Naka
If we don't find and disarm
the bomb by sundown,
[23:14] Naka
there will be hundreds of casualties.
[23:16] ?
If we cannot find the bomb
[23:18] ?
and lives are lost,
[23:20] ?
we no longer have the right to call
ourselves a detective agency.
[23:22] Naka
Oh, President.
[23:24] ?
Think of this mission as a fight for
the Agency's existence and pride.
[23:28] ?
Begin the investigation!
[23:29] Naka
Man, where'd Dazai-san run
off to now, of all times?
[23:33] Naka
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 7:
[23:37] Naka
Love for the Disease Called Ideals.
SIGN Episode 7:
Love for the Disease Called Ideals
7 - Love for the Disease Called Ideals
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SIGN Azure Messenger Bomb Threat Incident
First Investigation Meeting
Armed Detective Agency Conference Room
[00:03] Kuni
At present, we have an unidentified
criminal organization
[00:06] Kuni
threatening to detonate a large
bomb in a metropolitan area
[00:09] Kuni
and launch a smear campaign
against the Agency.
[00:12] Yosano
I know the Agency's between
a rock and a hard place.
[00:15] Yosano
Tell us more about the bomb.
[00:18] Kuni
This is the message left
behind by the perpetrator.
[00:22] Kuni
I'll read it now.
[00:23] Kuni
"Greetings, I hope your
agency is faring well."
[00:28] Kuni
"Forgive my impudence, but I have placed a bomb"
[00:32] Kuni
"capable of causing mass destruction in a
certain location here in Yokohama City."
[00:36] Kuni
"To secure the citizens' safety,"
[00:39] Kuni
"I request that you locate and disarm
the bomb at your earliest convenience."
[00:44] Kuni
"You have until sundown."
[00:46] Kuni
"I have faith in your abilities."
[00:48] Kuni
"Respectfully, the Azure Messenger."
[00:50] Fuku
Who could the Azure Messenger be?
[00:53] Kuni
We don't know as of yet.
[00:55] Yosano
So it's all rigged so that
if the bomb detonates,
[00:58] Yosano
word of the Agency's failure
will spread like wildfire.
[01:02] Yosano
The Agency can weather sticks and stones,
[01:06] Yosano
but this type of attack would hit us hard.
[01:10] Haruno
Since yesterday, the office staff have
been searching for plausible locations,
[01:14] Haruno
but there are too many possibilities.
[01:16] Kenji
Hey.
[01:17] Kenji
Are we still unable to reach Rampo-san?
[01:20] Haruno
It seems the case in Kyuushuu
is coming to a head.
[01:23] Haruno
I've requested he contact us as
soon as the criminal is caught, but...
[01:27] Fuku
Any further information
from that taxi driver?
[01:30] Kuni
He denies any knowledge of the bomb.
[01:33] Kuni
He wouldn't have it in him
to blow up Yokohama itself.
[01:37] Fuku
Listen, all!
[01:39] Fuku
This case is a cowardly act using information
to attack the Armed Detective Agency.
[01:44] Fuku
We have two objectives:
[01:46] Fuku
uncover the Azure Messenger, the instigator,
[01:49] Fuku
and disarm the bomb.
[01:51] Fuku
The bomb takes priority due
to its time-sensitive nature.
[01:54] Fuku
If we cannot find the
bomb and lives are lost,
[01:58] Fuku
we no longer have the right to call
ourselves a detective agency.
[02:02] Fuku
Think of this mission as a fight for
the Agency's existence and pride.
[02:14] Roku
What time do you think
it is, idiot four-eyes?!
[02:17] Kuni
You're the only one I know
who's still sleeping at 9:00 a.m.
[02:20] Kuni
Do you think you can find the Azure Messenger,
the one who sent us that message?
[02:24] Roku
Aren't you calling because you had
something else you wanted to ask me?
[02:29] Kuni
So you know everything.
[02:31] Roku
I only know what I actually know.
[02:34] Kuni
I want to ask you about tracing
the bomb-building equipment.
[02:37] Kuni
I'll send you the shipping manifest.
[02:39] Roku
A bomb?
[02:40] Roku
Things are looking up for you guys.
[02:41] Kuni
Cut the small talk and get cracking.
[02:44] Roku
Oh?
[02:45] Kuni
This is to save lives.
[02:48] Kuni
You may be regularly indulging
in illicit activities,
[02:51] Kuni
but you should make yourself useful
to society sometimes.
[02:53] Roku
Get off your high horse.
[02:55] Roku
You're not my dad.
[03:01] Kuni
No...
SIGN Episode 7: Love for the Disease Called Ideals
[03:04] Kuni
I can never be your father.
[03:08] Nobuko
Are you sure about this?
[03:10] Nobuko
The Agency seemed hectic
due to the bomb threat.
[03:14] Nobuko
Kunikida-sama seemed very busy, as well.
[03:17] Dazai
Kunikida-kun is a workhorse.
[03:20] Dazai
After all, he always spends two
hours before going to sleep
[03:23] Dazai
reviewing and revising his notes.
[03:24] Dazai
I doubt I could stand doing
that for two minutes.
[03:26] Dazai
Maybe he's got some solider ants
working for him in his brain—
[03:30] Dazai
Oh, I didn't know you
were here, Kunikida-kun.
[03:32] Kuni
How could you ditch the
meeting during an emergency
[03:34] Kuni
and go on a fancy afternoon date?
[03:37] Dazai
Are you jealous of the fancy date?
[03:40] Kuni
I'm not!
[03:40] Naka
So he is.
[03:42] Dazai
She's a victim who was nearly killed.
[03:46] Dazai
Ensuring her safety and tending
to her psychological well-being
[03:49] Dazai
is an important and urgent duty
for the Agency, wouldn't you say?
[03:53] Kuni
Why are you, the poster child for sloth and
irresponsibility, a good fit for the task?
[03:58] Kuni
Besides, given her good looks,
[04:01] Kuni
I'd assume she has a boyfriend at least.
[04:03] Dazai
Apparently, they broke up recently.
[04:07] Dazai
That's why, Kunikida-kun,
[04:08] Dazai
I say you can do this!
[04:09] Kuni
Listen, Dazai!
[04:11] Kuni
I came here because you skipped
out on the morning meeting
[04:15] Kuni
and I need to tell you what's going on.
[04:17] Dazai
I know what's going on.
[04:20] Dazai
The goal of the Azure Messenger
who set the bomb
[04:23] Dazai
is to crush the Agency.
[04:25] Nobuko
Um...
[04:26] Nobuko
Are you sure an outsider like
me should be hearing this?
[04:31] Naka
Not really...
[04:32] Dazai
Sasaki-san's a person of
interest in this case.
[04:34] Dazai
There's no issue here.
[04:35] Naka
What?
[04:36] Dazai
Sasaki-san, what's the class you
teach at the university again?
[04:40] Nobuko
Social psychology.
[04:41] Dazai
That's great.
[04:43] Dazai
I'd love to hear what you
think about this case.
[04:47] Nobuko
About the Azure Messenger...
[04:51] Nobuko
It may have something to
do with the Azure King
[04:54] Nobuko
in the notorious Azure
Flag Terrorist incident.
[04:57] Dazai
So you think that, as well.
[04:59] Nobuko
It could very well be the
Azure King himself.
[05:02] Nobuko
It's said that he blew himself up after
being cornered by the police, but...
[05:06] Nobuko
it's possible he faked his death
[05:08] Nobuko
and is still alive.
[05:10] AK
This world is incomplete.
[05:13] AK
One may grieve or pray,
[05:14] AK
but people still die from
accidental circumstance,
[05:16] AK
and evil goes unpunished to
flourish freely in this world.
[05:20] Nobuko
A former official,
[05:22] Nobuko
the Azure King set off a bomb in a
government facility and issued a statement.
[05:26] Nobuko
His targets included killers whose cases were
dropped due to incompetent prosecutors,
[05:30] Nobuko
as well as diet members who were engaged in
political corruption on a global scale...
[05:35] Nobuko
All dangerous criminals untouchable by law.
[05:37] AK
Then I shall desire the ideal world.
[05:41] AK
It will be built not by
the divine hand of God
[05:43] AK
but by our own bloodied fingers...
[05:48] Naka
But if the Azure King is alive...
[05:51] Naka
why would he attack the Agency like this?
[05:54] Nobuko
I have no idea.
[05:55] Dazai
Well, the one who backed the
Azure King into a corner
[05:58] Dazai
is Kunikida-kun, who located his hideout.
[06:01] Dazai
I see.
[06:03] Dazai
Kunikida-kun is the target
of vengeance here.
[06:05] Kuni
The terrorist's death was confirmed by the
military police after forensic analysis.
[06:11] Kuni
There's no doubting it.
[06:12] Dazai
Either way,
[06:13] Dazai
you should stay on your guard
until you figure out who it is.
[06:17] Dazai
We'll need to hide Sasaki-san
somewhere safe, as well.
[06:19] Kuni
That I will not allow, Dazai!
[06:21] Dazai
What do you mean?
[06:23] Kuni
You think you can keep a lady in your room
[06:25] Kuni
in the name of personal safety?
[06:27] Kuni
And day and night, do such
and such unthinkable things?!
[06:29] Dazai
Nothing like what you're imagining
is happening, though.
[06:31] Kuni
Shame on you!
[06:32] Kuni
Huh?
[06:33] Dazai
When I first let her stay,
[06:35] Dazai
I slept in an adjoining room
[06:37] Dazai
and didn't lay a finger on her, of course.
[06:39] Dazai
Well, I knew you misunderstood,
[06:43] Dazai
but I thought it was funny
so I didn't correct you.
[06:45] Naka
I really wonder why these two are partners.
[06:51] Dazai
Kunikida-kun seems to like Sasaki-san a lot.
[06:55] Dazai
Sasaki-san, what type of man do you like?
[06:58] Nabuko
T-Type?
[07:00] Nabuko
It would be presumptuous of me to
even have such a thing in mind...
[07:06] Nabuko
But... I do think it is wonderful when
a man strongly believes in an ideal
[07:11] Nabuko
and pours his heart and soul into it.
[07:14] Dazai
That's totally Kunikida-kun.
[07:17] Dazai
Okay, the two of you can pick up the rest.
[07:19] Kuni
Hey, Dazai!
[07:20] Kuni
D-D-Don't go making assumptions!
[07:22] Dazai
Kunikida-kun, you're an open book.
[07:25] Naka
Yeah...
[07:26] Dazai
He may be a bit twisted,
[07:29] Dazai
but as you can see, he is a high-minded
individual who lives and breathes for his ideals.
[07:33] Dazai
Although, perhaps for that reason,
his ideal woman is a bit of a challenge.
SIGN Ideal
[07:37] Dazai
Would you like to take a look?
[07:39] Kuni
Bastard, not again! When did you—
[07:42] Kuni
Give it back!
[07:45] Nobuko
Kunikida-sama...
[07:46] Kuni
Yes?
[07:48] Nobuko
This goes too far.
[07:51] Naka
Kunikida-san's crushed.
[07:58] [Messenger] Sign 0759
From: Haruno Kirako
Subject: Received Word from Rampo-san
Atsushi-kun,
We heard back from Rampo-san!
His case is finished, so he has time to help us.
Haruno Kirako
[07:59] Naka
We finally heard from Rampo-san.
[08:03] Naka
[08:13] Kuni
So we know where the bomb is?
[08:15] [Messenger] Sign 0819
Edogawa
Rampo
[08:16] Rampo
And here I was hoping to sightsee in Kyuushuu
[08:19] Rampo
and eat a hot springs egg now
that I solved my case.
[08:22] Rampo
You all disappoint me.
[08:24] Rampo
You can't conduct a single
investigation properly without me.
[08:27] Dazai
We only have until sundown.
[08:29] Dazai
Please tell us the location.
[08:31] Naka
A department store?
[08:32] Naka
A school?
[08:33] Naka
Or a train station?
[08:34] Naka
Any one of these could produce
casualties in the hundreds.
[08:37] Naka
Where's the bomb?
[08:40] Rampo
The fishing tackle store.
[08:41] Naka
Huh?
[08:42] Rampo
The bomb was set in a fishing
tackle store in Negishi.
[08:45] Dazai
Oh, I see.
[08:48] Dazai
You're amazing, Rampo-san.
[08:50] Naka
But why a fishing tackle store?
[08:53] Dazai
Do we have a map?
[08:54] Kuni
Behind the seat.
[08:56] Dazai
Page 97.
[08:58] Naka
Page 97, okay...
[09:01] Naka
Oh.
[09:02] Dazai
The terrorist's target is
the petrochemical complex.
[09:05] Kuni
I see.
[09:06] Kuni
I don't know why I didn't realize it.
[09:08] Dazai
Yokohama is one of Japan's major port towns.
[09:12] Dazai
Here, there are many large facilities
that store oil and gas.
[09:16] Dazai
If an explosion were to occur close enough
to ignite the storage tanks...
[09:22] Dazai
the entire port will be
engulfed in flames.
[09:26] Dazai
However, infiltrating a
facility of that nature
[09:30] Dazai
will require getting past
pretty good security.
[09:33] Dazai
The easiest approach would
be to put a bomb in a car,
[09:36] Dazai
and leave the car near
one of the facilities.
[09:39] Kuni
So, considering the effective range of
a bomb that can be loaded into a car...
[09:43] Kuni
That fishing tackle store is the one
place that checks all the boxes.
[09:49] Dazai
Bingo.
[10:01] Dazai
The military police's bomb disposal
squad has found the bomb,
[10:05] Dazai
but the bomb can't be moved
due to the timer device.
[10:07] Dazai
They say it'll be difficult
to disarm it by sundown.
[10:11] Dazai
We're having the nearby residents evacuate,
[10:13] Dazai
but we're not sure there's enough time.
[10:15] Naka
But...
[10:16] Dazai
However, the bomb's set to deactivate
if we can transmit a stop signal.
[10:22] Kuni
We have to do something.
[10:27] Naka
Wh-What's going on?!
[10:28] Kuni
A phone call.
[10:29] Naka
Huh?
[10:30] Kuni
Hello?
[10:31] Roku
Hey, Four-Eyes, is now a good time?
[10:33] Kuni
Rokuzou?
[10:34] Naka
Um...
[10:34] Kuni
What is it?
[10:35] Naka
I feel we're causing a traffic jam...
[10:40] Naka
Hello?
[10:41] Rampo
Hello, Atsushi-kun.
[10:42] Naka
Rampo-san?
[10:44] Naka
Okay.
[10:44] Dazai
Hello?
[10:45] Fuku
Dazai?
[10:45] Dazai
President?
[10:46] Naka
Yes.
[10:48] Dazai
What? The military police's...
[10:49] Kuni
I see.
[10:51] Kuni
Set a thief to catch a thief, I see.
[10:52] Naka
I see.
[10:53] Dazai
That's quite...
[10:55] Naka
Okay.
[10:55] Kuni
I understand.
[10:56] Dazai
Yes.
[10:57] Kuni
No, that's helpful.
[10:58] Naka
Understood.
[11:00] Dazai
I understand, President.
[11:03] Kuni
I got a call from Rokuzou.
[11:05] Kuni
Someone recently ordered a
transmitter and other equipment
[11:08] Kuni
to be delivered to a former
defense force facility.
[11:10] Naka
Rampo-san reached a similar conclusion.
[11:12] Kuni
That settles it, then.
[11:13] Dazai
My call was from the president.
[11:16] Dazai
He was informed by the military
police that the driver has died.
[11:19] Kuni
He's dead?
[11:20] Naka
But I thought he was in the military
police's isolation ward for protection.
[11:25] Dazai
He died after suddenly collapsing
in pain in his cell.
[11:27] Dazai
The cause of death is unknown,
[11:28] Dazai
but the numbers "00" were
marked on his palm.
[11:34] Kuni
Numbers on his palm?
[11:36] Kuni
What?
[11:38] Kuni
What in the world's going on?
SIGN Former Defense
Force Facility
SIGN T-20 Minutes
Until Detonation
[11:51] Dazai
Kunikida-kun!
[11:56] Kuni
Doppo Poet!
[11:58] Kuni
Flash Bang!
[12:03] Kuni
We're at the right place!
[12:04] Kuni
The two of you, go upstairs!
[12:06] Kuni
Find the transmitter and
send the stop signal!
[12:15] Kuni
What the...
[12:19] Blond
Give me your number.
[12:23] Blond
How've you been?
[12:25] Blond
You're looking great.
[12:27] Blond
I'm sure you have a great number.
[12:33] Kuni
This is...
[12:34] Blond
You sniffed out the place just
like your reputation predicted.
[12:38] Blond
The Armed Detective Agency's impressive.
[12:40] Blond
Very impressive.
[12:45] Naka
The sun's setting...
[12:48] Naka
Can you figure it out?
[12:50] Dazai
It's easy!
[12:51] Dazai
But I can't do it.
[12:53] Naka
What?
[12:53] Dazai
You have to insert the release
key here and turn it,
[12:57] Dazai
but I don't have it.
[12:59] Naka
What are we going to do?!
[13:01] Giant
What are you doing here?
[13:02] Dazai
Wow, we've got quite a heavy hitter here!
[13:11] Kuni
This one's ability can
perform remote attacks!
[13:14] Kuni
What's your number now?
[13:17] Kuni
Number?
[13:21] Gold
My ability cannot be evaded, you see.
[13:25] Gold
I can send people who have numbers
[13:26] Gold
in any direction I want.
[13:29] Gold
Even if they're on the
other side of the earth.
[13:32] Gold
And once their number becomes zero,
[13:35] Gold
they'll die in agony.
[13:37] Gold
None can escape that fate.
[13:40] Gold
None...
[13:41] Gold
None...
[13:43] Gold
No one...
[13:45] Kuni
Are you the leader of this group?
[13:47] Blond
Your group poses a greater obstacle
than the Mafia, to be sure.
[13:50] Blond
But the Armed Detective
Agency is now finished.
[13:54] Blond
Here's the key.
[13:55] Blond
It's the release key to stop the bomb.
[13:58] Blond
Without it, you can't stop the bomb.
[14:01] Blond
Do you want it?
[14:03] Blond
Of course you do.
[14:04] Blond
If you want it... here.
[14:09] Blond
Now, there is no hope.
[14:11] Blond
It's finished.
[14:13] Blond
It's over, isn't it?
[14:14] Kuni
You idiot!
[14:22] Dazai
Atsushi-kun!
[14:26] Dazai
You have really strong arms.
[14:30] Dazai
You should have gone into
the porter business.
[14:45] Dazai
Kunikida-kun!
SIGN Wire Gun
[14:46] Kuni
I know!
[14:53] Blond
Don't think you can pull
the same trick twice!
[14:56] Kuni
Dazai!
[14:57] Dazai
Here!
[15:04] Blond
Will you be the next one
to give me a number?
[15:09] Blond
Impossible!
[15:11] Blond
Why has no number marked you?!
[15:12] Dazai
Unfortunately, your ability will
no longer have any effect.
[15:16] Dazai
Also, you should really have your partner
switch careers and be a porter.
[15:25] Naka
The weight difference doesn't
seem to faze him at all.
[15:29] Naka
Dazai-san.
[15:31] Naka
Their partnership is amazing...
[15:34] Naka
Oh, right!
[15:35] Naka
Kunikida-san, the key?
[15:37] Kuni
He broke it.
[15:38] Naka
What?!
[15:39] Naka
Then what about the bomb?
[15:41] Naka
We don't have time—
[15:42] Kuni
Calm down, brat.
[15:44] Kuni
Doppo Poet.
[15:45] [SONG] Sign
Release Key
[15:46] Kuni
Release key.
[15:49] Kuni
My ability allows me to recreate
anything if I have laid eyes on it
[15:52] Kuni
and understood its form and function.
[16:05] Kuni
However, the object's size is
limited to that of a pocketbook.
SIGN Ideal
[16:10] Naka
So your notebook is really a tool
that brings your ideals into reality.
[16:24] Nobuko
You're visiting the graves of
those who have lost their lives?
[16:28] Kuni
Yes.
[16:31] Kuni
When I first caused casualties during a job,
[16:34] Kuni
I cried so much I couldn't get up,
[16:36] Kuni
and I took time off from work without leave.
[16:38] Kuni
But now, I don't even shed a tear.
[16:40] Kuni
I just choose to visit their graves in
exchange, or that's how I think of it.
[16:47] Nobuko
Will the dead by comforted by tears?
[16:51] Kuni
I doubt they'd be comforted
or redeemed by tears.
[16:54] Kuni
After all, their time stopped
at the moment of their deaths.
[16:59] Nobuko
I confess I told a lie earlier.
[17:04] Nobuko
My significant other and I
parted ways because he died.
[17:07] Kuni
I see.
[17:09] Nobuko
What you said is true.
[17:11] Nobuko
Time no longer has meaning for the dead.
[17:14] Nobuko
No matter what I may do for him,
[17:16] Nobuko
he cannot rejoice in it,
[17:18] Nobuko
nor smile because of it.
[17:23] Nobuko
I lost my composure without meaning to.
[17:25] Nobuko
I have something I must attend to.
[17:27] Nobuko
Excuse me.
[17:31] Nobuko
Goodbye.
[17:37] Kuni
Hello.
[17:39] Dazai
Kunikida-kun?
[17:40] Dazai
I need you for something.
[17:43] Kuni
What do you want here, of all places?
[17:46] Dazai
What do you think this is?
[17:48] Dazai
It's a survey of Yokohama we found
on a computer in their hideout.
[17:52] Dazai
Surprisingly, it concludes that eradicating
the Agency is the first priority
[17:56] Dazai
in order to take control of Yokohama.
[17:59] Kuni
And not the Port Mafia,
who control the underworld?
[18:02] Dazai
They were being manipulated
by false information.
[18:06] Kuni
So there's another mastermind?
[18:08] Dazai
Actually, I've sent an email to the
one I believe is truly behind this.
[18:13] Dazai
I said I have proof that the person
is the one truly responsible.
[18:16] Dazai
That person should be here any moment now.
[18:29] Kuni
It can't be you!
[18:31] Kuni
You're the one, Rokuzou?!
[18:33] Roku
What are you talking about?
[18:35] Roku
So it hasn't started yet?
[18:37] Dazai
I see.
[18:38] Dazai
You took a peek at my email by hacking
into my account, didn't you?
[18:41] Kuni
So it's not really you!
[18:43] Roku
I just wanted to take a look at the
one who's actually responsible.
[18:47] Kuni
So it's really, really not you, right—
[18:48] Roku
Look out!
[18:56] Dazai
So you're the Azure Messenger,
[18:59] Dazai
Sasaki Nobuko-san.
[19:01] Kuni
It can't be...
[19:02] Dazai
I doubt this is the first time
you used your intelligence
[19:06] Dazai
to execute a crime, either.
[19:08] Nobuko
He was a man who lived for his ideals.
[19:11] Nobuko
He was pure in his intentions
to seek out the world of crime,
[19:14] Nobuko
and that is why he got blood on his hands.
[19:17] Nobuko
I just wanted to grant his desire
and make his ideals come true.
[19:21] Dazai
Your significant other, the Azure King,
[19:23] Dazai
was an idealist who wanted to prosecute
criminals who could not be judged by law
[19:27] Dazai
through illegal means.
[19:28] [Messenger] Sign 1929
Enhance
Reflection
[19:29] Dazai
This incident was meant
to carry on his work...
[19:31] Kuni
Lower your gun!
[19:33] Kuni
What good will this accomplish?
[19:35] Nobuko
Don't you understand?
[19:37] Nobuko
You resemble him in a way...
[19:41] Dazai
Your plan was very sophisticated.
[19:44] Dazai
Without committing a single
crime of your own,
[19:46] Dazai
you set up the Agency to take the fall,
[19:48] Dazai
and you destroyed both the kidnapper and
the criminal organization behind him.
[19:51] Dazai
But you yourself have no
convictions or ideals.
[19:55] Dazai
You're just being swept along by the flow.
[20:00] Nobuko
I'm just tired, now.
[20:02] Nobuko
I want to be released from all this.
[20:06] Nobuko
Will you shoot me, Dazai-san?
[20:10] Nobuko
But I've lowered my gun.
[20:13] Nobuko
If you were to shoot me now,
[20:16] Nobuko
it'd be excessive use of force.
[20:18] Nobuko
Kunikida-san's watching us.
[20:21] Dazai
You're right.
[20:22] Dazai
I can't shoot.
[20:25] Dazai
However...
[20:40] Roku
The Azure King killed my dad.
[20:43] Roku
Good riddance.
[20:49] Kuni
Why?!
[20:51] Kuni
Why does it have to end this way?!
[20:54] Kuni
What went wrong?!
[20:55] Kuni
Who was wrong?!
[20:57] Dazai
No one was wrong.
[20:58] Dazai
This was the only possible outcome.
[21:01] Kuni
Shut up!
[21:02] Kuni
You could've saved her!
[21:04] Kuni
Are you saying this is justice?!
[21:07] Dazai
Justice is a weapon.
[21:09] Dazai
It can be used to cause harm,
[21:11] Dazai
but it cannot protect or save others.
[21:14] Dazai
What killed Sasaki-san was, in the end,
the justice of the Azure King
[21:18] Dazai
and of you.
[21:23] Dazai
Kunikida-kun,
[21:25] Dazai
as long as you pursue your ideals,
[21:27] Dazai
the flames that burned in the Azure King
will one day take root in you...
[21:31] Dazai
and raze everything around you.
[21:33] Kuni
Still!
[21:34] Kuni
I'll still push on until I push past it!
[21:37] Kuni
Don't underestimate my ideals!
[21:39] Kuni
[23:10] Yosano
Atsushi, aren't you hurt?
[23:12] Naka
No, not in the slightest.
[23:14] Naka
I am in good health.
[23:16] Yosano
Oh, how boring.
[23:18] Naka
Um, about your "treatment," Dr. Yosano.
[23:20] Naka
How does it work, specifically?
[23:22] Yosano
Would you like to find out?
[23:23] Yosano
Why don't you ask Tanizaki since
he was treated by me before?
[23:26] Naka
Oh, but Tanizaki-san just shivers in fear
[23:29] Naka
and won't tell me anything.
[23:31] Naka
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 8:
[23:34] Yosano Akiko
Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die.
SIGN Episode 8: Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die
[23:36] Yosano
Ability: Thou Shalt Not Die.
8 - Teaching Them To Kill; Then To Die
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SIGN What are you looking at?
SIGN What can you see?
[00:18] Men
Hey, girlie, are you waiting for someone?
[00:22] Men
Come to think of it, I saw you here yesterday, too.
[00:26] Men
Have you been here the whole time?
[00:28] Men
Maybe she's a doll.
[00:30] Men
Oh, she blinked!
[00:33] Men
Whoa!
[00:33] Men
She moved!
[00:40] Dazai
Huh?
[00:41] Dazai
What?
[00:42] Kyouka
Found you.
[00:52] Dazai
This isn't good...
[00:54] Dazai
[02:24] Kuni
Dazai's gone missing?
[02:27] Naka
He's not answering his phone,
[02:29] Naka
and he hasn't returned to the dorm, either.
[02:30] Kuni
He's just floating in some river again.
[02:33] Kenji
Or he could be in prison this time.
[02:35] Rampo
My guess would be that he went
off somewhere with a woman.
[02:37] Naka
But it's true that he's targeted by the Port Mafia.
[02:40] Naka
It could be that...
[02:41] Kuni
That man's ability to sense danger and stay alive approaches nightmarish proficiency.
[02:45] Kenji
Just think about how he's as healthy as can be
[02:47] Kenji
despite so many suicide attempts.
[02:49] Rampo
I doubt the Mafia alone will
be enough to get the better of him.
[02:53] Naka
But...
[02:54] Tani
I'll go look into it.
[02:57] Naka
Are you all better now, Tanizaki-san?
[03:00] Tani
Yes, thankfully.
[03:02] Naka
I was really worried when it all happened.
[03:05] Naka
I'm relieved you're okay.
[03:07] Tani
I'm sorry I worried you.
[03:08] Kuni
So you're finally recovered.
[03:10] Tani
It's all thanks to Dr. Yosano's treatment.
[03:13] Kuni
So, how many times did she get you?
[03:21] Tani
F-F-Four times...
[03:22] Kenji
That many...
[03:23] Tani
Atsushi-kun...
[03:24] Tani
As long as you remain at the Agency,
[03:27] Tani
remember to never get injured.
[03:29] Naka
Okay...
[03:30] Rampo
If you think you're at any risk, run.
[03:32] Rampo
You should cultivate your ability
to sense danger on a daily basis.
[03:37] Rampo
For example, ten seconds from now...
[03:41] Naka
Oh, Dr. Yosano.
[03:42] Naka
Good morning.
[03:43] Yosano
Oh, Atsushi.
[03:45] Yosano
Are you hurt anywhere?
[03:47] Naka
Oh, I'm fine.
[03:49] Yosano
Darn.
[03:50] Naka
Darn?
[03:52] Yosano
I was hoping to have someone
come with me on a shopping trip,
[03:55] Yosano
but I guess you're the only one around.
[03:57] Naka
What?
[04:00] Naka
Is this what he meant by
the ability to sense danger?
[04:04] Naka
D-Dr. Yosano, you're still not done?
[04:07] Yosano
Don't you dare drop anything.
[04:30] Man
What the hell do you think you're doing?
[04:32] Man
You good-for-nothing!
[04:34] Man
Hurry up and send my car over!
[04:38] Naka
Ow...
[04:40] Naka
U-Um, are you okay?
[04:43] Man
What's the meaning of this, you little twit?
[04:45] Man
This is a custom-made suit from a European brand.
[04:47] Naka
S-Sorry.
[04:51] Yosano
I'm very sorry.
[04:53] Yosano
Were you hurt?
[04:54] Man
Don't touch me.
[04:55] Man
I'll be lodging a complaint with your employer!
[04:58] Man
Hey, what's your job?
[05:00] Man
Are you a tea server?
[05:01] Man
A receptionist?
[05:03] Man
Or perhaps you're something
a little more specialized?
[05:08] Yosano
Hmm...
[05:09] Man
Ow!
[05:11] Yosano
I'm a doctor, you pervert.
[05:13] Yosano
Oh?
[05:15] Yosano
You have two arms... That's way too many.
[05:19] Yosano
Would you like me to take one off?
SIGN Episode 8: Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die
[05:32] Naka
I'm sorry about... um... earlier.
[05:39] Naka
The packages are in a sorry state, too.
[05:41] Yosano
Nothing to be sorry about.
[05:44] Yosano
By the way...
[05:47] Naka
What?
[05:48] Naka
Is this punishment?
[05:51] Yosano
Hmm, nice leg.
[05:53] Yosano
I heard your leg was bitten off
[05:56] Yosano
by the Port Mafia when Tanizaki got injured.
[06:00] Yosano
No signs of scarring or fusion...
[06:03] Yosano
It's more of a restoration than a regeneration.
[06:06] Yosano
The tiger did this instantly?
[06:09] Naka
Um...
[06:11] Naka
Is there a problem?
[06:13] Yosano
Oh, I'm just sad I couldn't treat you.
[06:17] Yosano
But there's no reprieve next time for you.
[06:19] Naka
What?
[06:20] Yosano
The Mafia are known for surprise attacks.
[06:24] Yosano
You should watch yourself at night.
[06:26] Yosano
You never know when they might strike next.
[06:29] Naka
That's right.
[06:30] Naka
I'm their prime target.
[06:33] Naka
I should know how to protect myself on my own.
[06:37] Kajii
Testing, testing. This is your train conductor.
[06:41] Kajii
We apologize for the inconvenience,
but we will now conduct a minor physics experiment!
[06:46] Kajii
The topic: Evaluation of Explosive
Reaction and Sensory Response
[06:50] Kajii
in a Non-Inertial Reference Frame.
[06:52] Kajii
The test subjects will be our current passengers!
[06:54] Kajii
We greatly appreciate your cooperation!
[06:57] Kajii
So, without further ado,
[06:59] Kajii
please listen to this!
[07:08] Kajii
Maybe two or three of you
already died from that one?
[07:11] Kajii
But that will pale in comparison to the next one!
[07:14] Kajii
We've rigged enough explosives
in the front and back cars
[07:18] Kajii
to blow everyone clear to the moon!
[07:20] Kajii
Now, test subject Atsushi-kun.
[07:24] Kajii
Unless you surrender yourself,
[07:26] Kajii
all passengers will go straight
to heaven, much less the moon!
[07:30] Naka
But...
[07:31] Yosano
Speak of the devil...
[07:34] Naka
Wh-What should we do?
[07:36] Yosano
Option one, turn yourself in.
[07:39] Yosano
Option two, jump off this running train with several dozen passengers to escape.
[07:45] Yosano
Option three...
[07:48] Naka
Beat them up.
[07:50] Yosano
Excellent.
[07:52] Yosano
After all, we are the Armed Detective Agency.
[07:58] Yosano
Okay, Atsushi.
[07:59] Yosano
Let's split up and look for the bombs.
[08:01] Yosano
I'll take the front.
[08:03] Yosano
You take the rear!
[08:04] Naka
What if we run into the enemy?
[08:06] Yosan
Terminate with extreme prejudice!
[08:08] Naka
Roger!
[08:11] Yosano
A bomb threat, on a train with civilian
passengers, in broad daylight...
[08:14] Yosano
That's tantamount to suicide.
[08:16] Yosano
Even for the Port Mafia, this plan's pretty bold...
[08:19] Yosano
Or, rather, obsessive.
[08:22] Yosano
I wonder who's behind this.
[08:32] Kajii
Our warmest welcome to the decisive lady from the Detective Agency...
[08:37] Kajii
and our most regretful farewell!
[08:41] Yosano
Well, well...
[08:43] Yosano
If it isn't a celebrity we've got here.
[08:46] Kaji
Ah, you're alive?
[08:49] Kaji
What a surprise.
[08:51] Kaji
Ladies are so resilient these days.
[08:53] Yosano
It is an era of equal rights for men and women.
[08:56] Yosano
From where I stand,
[08:57] Yosano
it's a greater surprise to find a wanted
criminal like you in a place like this.
[09:02] Yosano
Kajii Motojirou!
[09:04] Yosano
While being a member of the secretive Port Mafia,
[09:07] Yosano
you are a surprisingly well-known
terrorist bomber...
SIGN Port Mafia
Operative
[09:10] Yosano
In the recent Marizen Building Bomb Incident,
SIGN Kajii Motojirou
Ability: Lemon
Bomb
[09:13] Yosano
you killed 28 civilians.
[09:16] Kajii
That was most wonderful.
[09:17] Kajii
The slowing of the pulse,
[09:19] Kajii
the hypoxia of neurons!
[09:22] Kajii
Lactic acidosis...
[09:24] Kajii
Death is the collective music of
infinite changes in states!
[09:27] Kajii
Ah, then comes irreversible death...
[09:30] Yosano
So you're saying death is an experiment?
[09:34] Kajii
Science, in its ultimate form, is God and death...
[09:37] Kajii
Both exist and cannot be overcome by science.
[09:41] Kajii
That is why we are drawn to them...
[09:43] Kajii
So...
[09:45] Kajii
What color is your blood?
[09:48] Yosano
See for yourself.
[09:51] Naka
If we can't remove the bombs, these people will die.
[09:54] Naka
But can I do this?
[09:58] Naka
Hey!
[09:59] Naka
Don't go that way! There's a bomb!
[10:03] Naka
Please go back to the central car.
[10:05] Naka
There's a bomb in the rear car...
[10:10] Naka
Um, you...
[10:12] Aku
Your duty is to protect the bomb at any cost.
[10:16] Naka
You're...
[10:22] Naka
You're the one I saw...
[10:23] Aku
Use your ability Demon Snow
[10:25] Aku
to kill anyone who interferes.
[10:30] Naka
What?
SIGN Port Mafia
Assassin
SIGN Izumi Kyouka
Ability: Demon
Snow
[10:58] Sign 1037
SIGN Shred your enemies,
Demon Snow.
[11:02] Aku
Shred your enemies, Demon Snow.
[11:21] Naka
Sh... She's too strong!
[11:28] Naka
Wh-Why?
[11:30] Naka
Why would a girl like you...
[11:35] Kyou
My name is Kyouka,
[11:37] Kyou
an orphan like you.
[11:39] Kyou
I like bunny rabbits and tofu.
[11:42] Kyou
I hate dogs and lightning.
[11:45] Kyou
After being taken in by the Port Mafia,
[11:47] Kyou
I killed 35 people in six months.
[11:50] Aku
Protect the bomb,
[11:52] Aku
and kill anyone who interferes.
[12:00] Kajii
The Agency isn't as formidable as I've heard.
[12:04] Kajii
Oh, well.
[12:06] Kajii
So you're about to die, but tell me this before you do:
[12:10] Kajii
What does it mean to die?
[12:13] Yosano
What did you say?
[12:15] Kajii
Oh, it's just scholarly interest.
[12:18] Kajii
I'm an avid researcher, you see.
[12:20] Kajii
All the reasons for human death,
[12:22] Kajii
including hypoxia of neurons in the brain and telomere degradation,
[12:25] Kajii
are simple and reversible processes
in laboratory settings.
[12:29] Kajii
Yet, why is death irreversible?
[12:32] Kajii
Why must all humans die?
[12:37] Yosano
You don't even know why?
[12:39] Yosano
So the Mafia aren't so formidable, after all...
[12:43] Kajii
You claim that someone who's a meddling private eye
[12:46] Kajii
would know something that I, a seeker of science, do not?
[12:50] Yosano
Sure I would.
[12:52] Yosano
The reason for that is simple.
[12:54] Yosano
You're just an idiot.
[13:00] Kajii
Thank you for your valuable opinion.
[13:03] Kajii
I think you would know this,
being well-read and all...
[13:08] Kajii
but even after the body dies from blood loss,
[13:11] Kajii
the brain and the conscious mind are said to survive for eight hours.
[13:14] Kajii
Afterward, I'll ask your corpse this:
[13:19] Kajii
"You're dead now. How do you feel?"
[13:22] Kajii
Well, take your time.
[13:35] Naka
It's impossible.
[13:36] Naka
I can't win.
[13:38] Naka
Am I going to die here?
[13:45] Naka
Are people going to die again because of me?
[13:48] Naka
Just because they got on the same train as me?
[13:50] Naka
Just for that simple reason, they will all die...
[13:54] (Flashback) Aku
That is your karma, weretiger.
SIGN That is your karma, weretiger.
[13:57] (Flashback) Aku
You will cause ill for everyone
around you, just by being alive.
[14:01] (Flashback) Staff
Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[14:02] (Flashback) Staff
The world would be a better place if
you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[14:05] (Flashback) Staff
We don't need worthless louts!
[14:08] (Flashback) Staff
Why are you alive?
[14:11] (Flashback) Staff
You accomplish nothing,
[14:12] (Flashback) Staff
and cause inconvenience and
misfortune for everyone around you.
[14:16] (Flashback) Staff
Those who can save no one do not deserve to live.
[14:21] Naka
Just then, an idea popped into my head.
[14:25] Naka
It was a stupid idea.
[14:28] Naka
But I couldn't shake it off.
[14:32] Naka
If I...
[14:34] Naka
If I could save them...
[14:36] Naka
the passengers here...
[14:37] Naka
If I could get them back safe
and sound to their homes...
[14:39] Naka
Wouldn't that mean...
[14:44] Naka
that I...
[14:51] Naka
Wouldn't that mean it's okay for me to live?
[14:54] Kyouka
Stay away.
[14:57] Naka
Sorry.
[14:58] Naka
I can't do this anymore!
[15:08] Naka
She's too fast...
[15:09] Naka
I guess I can't do this, after all.
[15:11] Naka
If I could only use my ability...
[15:22] Kajii
All right.
[15:25] Kajii
I wonder if she's nice and cooked
all the way through now.
[15:34] Kajii
Let's see.
[15:41] Yosano
Hmm, that was underwhelming.
[15:44] Yosano
I was hoping you'd go flying a bit farther.
[15:46] Kajii
H-How?
[15:48] Yosano
That little sparkler wouldn't kill me.
[15:51] Yosano
Which side did I punch you on just now?
[15:53] Kajii
I-I-I-If I had to choose, maybe this side?
[16:03] Kajii
Impossible!
[16:05] Kajii
You were on the brink of death just before!
[16:07] Yosano
I may not look like it, but I'm a doctor.
[16:09] Yosano
I've seen a hundred times more
deaths than you, at the very least.
[16:14] Yosano
What's death, you ask?
[16:16] Yosano
Let me tell you...
[16:18] Yosano
Death is the loss of life.
[16:21] Yosano
No matter how hard we doctors try,
[16:24] Yosano
our patients' lives just slip through our fingers...
[16:27] Yosano
Death, the ultimate form of science?
[16:30] Yosano
What a load!
[16:31] Yosano
I'll kill anyone who doesn't value life!
[16:34] Kajii
I... I remember now...
[16:37] Kajii
So you're the Armed Detective Agency's physician,
[16:39] Kajii
Yosano Akiko...
[16:41] Yosano
My ability, Thou Shalt Not Die,
[16:45] Yosano
can cure any wounds.
[16:47] Yosano
Even my own wounds, as you can see.
[16:51] Yosano
But the necessary conditions are harsh.
[16:54] Yosano
It can only cure lethal injuries.
[16:58] Yosano
What an inconvenient ability.
[17:00] Yosano
If I want to cure moderate injuries,
[17:03] Yosano
I have to half kill my patient first.
[17:07] Yosano
Oh?
[17:08] Yosano
You're hurt, aren't you, boy?
[17:11] Yosano
Would you like me to treat you?
[17:25] Naka
This is...
[17:40] Naka
It's over.
[17:45] Kyou
My name is Kyouka.
[17:48] Kyou
I've killed 35 people.
[17:53] Naka
Where's the bomb?
[17:54] Kyouka
My last victims were a family of three,
[17:58] Kyouka
a father, a mother, and a boy.
[18:01] Kyouka
Demon Snow slit their throats.
[18:07] Naka
What have you done?!
[18:08] Naka
Who are you?
[18:11] Naka
I can't feel any emotion in your words,
or even in you, yourself.
[18:15] Naka
You're like a killing machine.
[18:18] Naka
If you feel anything, you should put it into words.
[18:21] Naka
Otherwise, an idiot like me won't get it.
[18:24] Naka
Is something like this what you really want to do?!
[18:29] Yosano
This is the train conductor's office.
[18:31] Yosano
Atsushi!
[18:32] Yosano
You still breathing?
[18:33] Naka
Dr. Yosano?
[18:35] Yosano
According to this weak-ass bomber here,
[18:37] Yosano
your bomb has a remote detonator.
[18:41] Yosano
If you make one mistake trying to defuse it,
[18:43] Yosano
it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
[18:45] Yosano
You'll have to use the remote detonator's stop button to deactivate it.
[18:48] Yosano
The Mafia agent there should have it.
[18:50] Naka
Do you have it?
[18:53] Naka
Give it to me.
[19:12] Naka
What?!
SIGN You pressed the button,
Kyouka?
[19:13] Aku
You pressed the button, Kyouka?
[19:17] Aku
Deactivating the bomb is unnecessary.
[19:18] Aku
Die along with the passengers
[19:20] Aku
and show the hapless masses that the Port Mafia should be feared.
[19:23] Naka
Take the bomb off!
[19:24] Naka
How much time do we have left?!
[19:27] Kyou
There's no time!
[19:28] Naka
What?
[19:33] Naka
I am an idiot, after all...
[19:35] Naka
I only realized once her
slender arms pushed me...
[19:40] Naka
that her ability is always activated by a voice from her cell phone.
[19:45] Naka
She is unable to control her own ability.
[19:50] Kyou
My name is Kyouka.
[19:52] Kyou
I've killed 35 people.
[19:56] Kyou
I don't want to kill anyone else!
[20:16] Yosano
Atsushi!
[20:59] Kyou
Um...
[21:24] Aku
No matter how powerful it may be,
a pawn is just a pawn...
[21:28] Aku
What about you?
[21:30] Aku
Are you a pawn or the master?
[21:33] Aku
Or are you a pawn who is waiting to be crushed?
[21:39] Aku
[23:11] Naka
She didn't kill people of her own free will.
[23:13] Naka
Gifts don't necessarily bring
happiness to their wielders.
[23:16] Naka
I know that better than anyone!
[23:19] Naka
But if I hand her over to the police,
[23:21] Naka
she'll be put to death for sure.
[23:24] Kyouka
Where are you taking me?
[23:25] Naka
That's... um...
[23:27] Naka
Oh, let's go on a date, for starters.
[23:29] Kyouka
Huh?
[23:30] Kyouka
A date with you?
[23:32] Naka
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 9:
SIGN Episode 9:
SIGN The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue
[23:35] Naka
The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue.
[23:37] Kyou
Boiled tofu is delicious.
9 - The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue
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SIGN My name is Kyouka. I've killed 35 people in 6 months.
[00:01] Kyou
My name is Kyouka.
[00:04] Kyou
I've killed 35 people in 6 months.
SIGN Infirmary
[00:23] (Flashback) Sign 0009
My name is Kyouka.
[00:26] (Flashback) Sign 0009
I've killed 35 people.
[00:28] (Flashback) Sign 0009
I don't want to kill anyone else!
[00:37] Kuni
You've brought trouble
back with you yet again.
[00:41] Kuni
She's a lost cause.
[00:43] Kuni
The girl's a well-known assassin.
[00:48] Kuni
She tricks targets into lowering their
guard with her young appearance,
[00:52] Kuni
then annihilates entire organizations.
[00:56] Kuni
She accomplished too much, too quickly.
[01:01] Kuni
It was only a matter of time
before she was caught.
[01:04] Naka
But...
[01:05] Naka
whoever is taking advantage of
her ability is the one to blame.
[01:09] Kuni
Gifts don't necessarily bring
happiness to their wielders.
[01:13] Kuni
You know that better than most.
[01:21] Yosano
She's awake.
[01:22] Kuni
Do you think we can question her?
[01:24] Yosano
Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.
[01:27] Yosano
[02:57] Naka
Are you okay?
[03:00] Naka
Um, this is the infirmary at the Agency.
[03:04] Naka
How're you feeling?
[03:06] Naka
You remember me, right?
[03:12] Kuni
Girl, tell us who was behind this plot.
[03:15] Kuni
The Port Mafia forces are just like a snake.
[03:18] Kuni
Unless you cut off its head,
it'll just keep coming.
[03:21] Kuni
Answer me.
[03:22] Kuni
Who's your superior?
[03:24] Naka
K-Kunikida-san.
[03:27] Kyouka
Tachibanadou's boiled tofu.
[03:30] Naka
Boiled tofu?
[03:31] Kyouka
It's really good.
[03:33] Kuni
You want us to get you some?
[03:36] Kyouka
I'll talk after you do.
[03:38] Naka
Oh.
[03:39] Naka
Sure, that's a small thing.
[03:41] Kuni
Hey, you...
[03:43] Naka
What?
SIGN Menu
[04:02] Kyouka
Seconds!
[04:03] Naka
Kunikida-san...
[04:05] Kuni
I'm not paying.
[04:07] Naka
Crap...
[04:09] Staff
What would you like to order, sir?
[04:12] Naka
Just water, please.
[04:16] Kuni
Well?
[04:17] Kyouka
The Port Mafia took me
in when my parents died
[04:20] Kyouka
and I became an orphan.
[04:22] Kyouka
They wanted my ability, Demon Snow.
[04:27] Kyouka
Demon Snow only follows orders
coming through a phone.
[04:32] Kuni
This is the cell phone.
[04:35] Kuni
The battery's been taken out.
[04:37] Kuni
So the Port Mafia made
good use of your ability
[04:41] Kuni
and turned you into a deadly assassin.
[04:45] Naka
Why didn't you just toss
the cell phone away?
[04:50] Kyouka
If I put up any resistance,
I would've been killed.
[04:53] Kyouka
Besides...
[04:55] Kyouka
Even if I'd left the Port Mafia,
I had nowhere else to go.
[04:58] Kuni
Who was manipulating Demon Snow
through that phone?
[05:01] Kyouka
A man called Akutagawa.
[05:07] Kuni
I see.
[05:09] Kuni
I'll head back to the Agency to report.
[05:12] Kuni
Brat.
[05:15] Kuni
Turn the girl over to the military police.
[05:17] Naka
But if I do that...
[05:20] Kuni
With a kill count of 35,
[05:22] Kuni
she'll be sentenced to death.
[05:24] Kuni
Even if she went back to the Port Mafia,
[05:27] Kuni
she'd be killed as a traitor.
[05:29] Naka
But...
[05:30] Kuni
What, are you going to save her?
[05:33] Kuni
A fugitive wanted for execution,
[05:35] Kuni
and a traitor to the Port Mafia...
[05:37] Kuni
Do you have the resolve to shoulder
full responsibility for her?
[05:44] Naka
That's...
[05:45] Kuni
Brat.
[05:47] Kuni
I'm not telling you to reject empathy
for someone who's fallen into misfortune.
[05:51] Kuni
But misfortune of her sort is
plentiful in our world.
[05:56] Kuni
You only have room for one on your boat.
[05:58] Kuni
If you try to save someone you can't save...
[06:02] Kuni
you'll both end up sinking.
[06:09] Naka
But...
[06:11] Naka
If that's true...
SIGN Episode 9: The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue
[06:18] Naka
Why did Dazai-san help me?
[06:22] Dazai
You can't do a double suicide alone...
[06:30] Dazai
But you can do it with two...
[06:44] Dazai
Oh, you were here?
[06:48] Aku
I believe you know what manner of fate
awaits those who are chained here.
[06:54] Dazai
This brings back memories.
I remember when you were a rookie.
[06:58] Aku
You have committed grave sins.
[07:00] Aku
You suddenly abandoned your mission,
[07:02] Aku
vanished,
[07:03] Aku
only to reappear as an
enemy to the Port Mafia.
[07:07] Aku
It's hard to believe, coming
from a former executive.
[07:10] Dazai
And from your former superior?
[07:21] Aku
Not even you are invincible.
[07:24] Aku
As long as I don't use my ability,
[07:26] Aku
I can hurt you.
[07:27] Aku
I can kill you any time I want.
[07:30] Dazai
I see.
[07:32] Dazai
You've climbed up through the ranks.
[07:34] Dazai
I'll say this to you now,
[07:35] Dazai
but it was a challenge to train you.
[07:38] Dazai
You were a slow learner,
[07:40] Dazai
and you always disobeyed instructions.
[07:42] Dazai
Not to mention that useless
ability of yours...
[07:45] Aku
Your fake bravado will only
last for a few more days.
[07:48] Aku
In that time, we will obliterate the Agency
[07:51] Aku
and seize the weretiger.
[07:52] Aku
Your execution will then follow.
[07:55] Aku
Look forward to learning
of your organization
[07:56] Aku
and your subordinates' demise
[07:58] Aku
with clenched fists and teeth.
[08:00] Dazai
I wonder if you'll actually manage that.
[08:04] Dazai
My new subordinate is
far superior to you.
SIGN Chinatown
[08:16] Kyou
I ate too much.
[08:17] Nawka
Y-You did.
[08:20] Nawka
I'm glad I had enough money.
[08:26] (Flashback) Kuni
You only have room for one on your boat.
[08:29] (Flashback) Kuni
If you try to save someone you can't save...
[08:33] (Flashback) Kuni
you'll both end up sinking.
[08:35] (Flashback) Kuni
Take her to a military police outpost.
[08:37] (Flashback) Kuni
Don't let her figure out what you're doing.
[08:41] Naka
If we go there, she'll be
sentenced to death...
SIGN Chinatown
[08:47] Naka
Let's go.
[08:49] Kyou
Go where?
[08:53] Kyou
Where are we going?
[08:55] Naka
Huh?
[08:56] Kyou
Where are you taking me?
[08:58] Naka
Wh-Where?
[09:01] Naka
Well, so...
[09:04] Naka
Um...
[09:07] Naka
Wherever you want go, of course.
[09:10] Naka
Don't you have somewhere
you want to check out?
[09:11] Naka
You know, somewhere a girl
your age would like to see...
[09:14] Naka
For example...
[09:17] Naka
A date spot! Maybe?
[09:20] Naka
S-See, I've gotten the rest of the day off.
[09:23] Naka
I doubt you've had many opportunities
to have fun outside.
[09:26] Kyouka
A date?
[09:28] Naka
Yeah...
[09:29] Kyouka
A date with you?
[09:30] Naka
Yeah...
[09:32] Naka
Huh?
[09:34] Naka
Oh! Um!
[09:34] Naka
I don't mean anything by it...
[09:37] Naka
Um...
[09:38] Naka
Er...
[09:42] Kyouka
Let's go.
[09:44] Naka
Oh.
[09:46] Naka
Okay.
[09:49] Naka
Whoa!
[09:51] Naka
What a giant baseball field!
[09:53] Kyouka
It's the Yokohama Stadium.
[09:55] Naka
Oh, so this is it?
[09:57] Kyouka
I've seen it on a map.
[10:00] Kyouka
It's the Yokohama Port
Opening Memorial Hall.
[10:02] Naka
Huh.
[10:04] Kyouka
Kanagawa Prefectural Museum
of Cultural History.
[10:06] Naka
Huh.
[10:09] Kyouka
Yokohama Customs Headquarters.
[10:12] Naka
Huh.
[10:13] Naka
You know everything, huh?
[10:15] Kyouka
I have the map and building
structures memorized.
[10:19] Naka
Oh, I know this one.
[10:22] Naka
It's the Yokohama Red Brick
Warehouse, isn't it?
[10:24] Girls
The crepe place here's great.
[10:27] Girls
Let me have a bite!
[10:29] Girls
Yum, delicious!
[10:34] Naka
Oh, yeah, it's popular.
[10:36] Naka
Naomi-san said they make great crepes.
[10:41] Kyouka
It wasn't on the map...
[10:43] Kyouka
I want to try...
[10:44] Naka
What?!
[10:45] Naka
B-But you ate so much boiled tofu...
[10:49] Kyou
I have a second stomach for that.
[11:05] Kyou
I got the plushie I wanted...
[11:44] Kyou
There's just one more place I want to go.
[11:47] Naka
Okay, okay.
[11:49] Naka
She's really being proactive.
[11:51] Kyou
Here.
SIGN Yamanote Police Department Minatonomieruoka Park Police Station
[11:56] Kyou
I've had more than enough fun.
[11:59] Kyou
And it should've just ended
with the boiled tofu.
[12:01] Naka
But if you get caught, you'll...
[12:04] Kyou
I'll probably be sentenced to death.
[12:07] Kyou
I've killed 35 people.
[12:10] Kyou
That I'm still alive is already a sin.
[12:13] Kyou
Besides, even if I return to the
Port Mafia, I'll be executed.
[12:22] Aku
Executed?
[12:23] [SONG] Sign 1224
Executed?
[12:29] Aku
We wouldn't execute you...
[12:31] Aku
You've fulfilled your mission.
[12:37] Cop
Hey!
[12:38] Cop
What're you—
[12:42] Aku
"I got the plushie I wanted."
[12:45] Aku
A transmitter is implanted in your body.
[12:49] Aku
Your whereabouts and
every action are known to us.
[13:03] Aku
We're going home.
[13:04] Aku
[13:18] Naka
Where am I?
[13:20] Tani
Atsushi-kun has been abducted.
[13:23] Kuni
The brat?
[13:24] Kuni
Now, of all times?
[13:26] Tani
Yes.
[13:27] Kuni
The Agency's in a total uproar due to
a recent ministry staff escort job.
[13:33] Kuni
We don't have enough hands
on deck to look for him.
[13:35] Kuni
Do we know where he is?
[13:38] Tani
Oh, yes.
[13:39] Tani
Based on eyewitness statements,
[13:41] Tani
he was attacked on the
street in broad daylight
[13:42] Tani
and shoved into a truck.
[13:43] Tani
Their destination remains unknown.
[13:45] Kuni
That's not good.
[13:47] Kuni
They have many dedicated smuggling routes.
[13:51] Kuni
Transporting a lone individual
without anyone laying eyes on him
[13:52] Kuni
would be a piece of cake for them.
[13:55] Tani
We must help him somehow, or he'll...
[13:57] Rampo
Help him? Why?
[14:01] Rampo
He was abducted because he's a weretiger
and they want the reward, right?
[14:04] Rampo
So, it's personal.
[14:07] Rampo
We're not his foster home.
[14:09] Rampo
He didn't join us so we'd protect him, either.
[14:13] Tani
But Atsushi-kun is one of ours.
[14:16] Kuni
No.
[14:16] Kuni
Rampo-san is right.
[14:19] Kuni
We shouldn't be the ones to take action.
[14:21] Tani
Kunikida-san...
[14:24] Rampo
Shouldn't we inform the police?
[14:26] Kuni
Atsushi is wanted as a
designated major threat.
[14:29] Kuni
If his status with us becomes known,
[14:31] Kuni
the Agency will take a hit.
[14:34] Naomi
Um...
[14:36] Naomi
It sounded like you wouldn't make
a decision in a million years
[14:40] Naomi
if you kept going with the shoulds and
the coulds you all seem to love,
[14:43] Naomi
so I called him!
[14:47] All
President!
[14:48] Kuni
I am so sorry.
[14:50] Kuni
As soon as our work is done,
[14:51] Kuni
I'll gather information with Tanizaki and...
[14:53] Fuku
That won't be necessary.
[14:56] Fuku
Listen up, all of you.
[14:57] Fuku
Our newest member has been abducted.
[14:59] Fuku
Everyone work on finding him.
[15:01] Fuku
I order the current task suspended
[15:03] Fuku
until he has been safely returned to us.
[15:05] Rampo
Suspended?
[15:06] Kuni
But there is the escort job...
[15:09] Fuku
I'll contact the client.
[15:12] Fuku
Don't worry.
[15:13] Fuku
They owe me enough that I can afford
to let a minor official wait.
[15:16] Rampo
President, are you sure about this?
[15:19] Fuku
About what, Rampo?
[15:21] Rampo
Well, if you think about
the rationale behind it—
[15:24] Fuku
One of our own is in danger.
[15:25] Fuku
We must help him.
[15:27] Fuku
What greater rationale do
we need in this world?
[15:35] Fuku
Kunikida.
[15:36] Kuni
Sir.
[15:37] Fuku
Bring him back to us in three hours.
[15:39] Kuni
Understood!
[15:47] Dazai
If I predicted correctly,
by now they should be...
[15:51] Dazai
It's about time.
[15:54] Chuuya
Plotting as usual?
[15:57] Dazai
That voice...
SIGN Port Mafia Executive Nakahara Chuuya
[15:59] Chuuya
This is nice.
[16:00] Chuuya
This is a great view.
SIGN Ability: For The Tainted Sorrow
[16:02] Chuuya
It rivals even a masterpiece
worth ten billion.
[16:05] Chuuya
Wouldn't you agree, Dazai?
[16:07] Dazai
Gross!
[16:09] Dazai
Man, gross!
[16:12] Chuuya
I like your reaction.
[16:14] Chuuya
It makes me want to strangle you.
[16:19] Dazai
You haven't changed at all, Chuuya.
[16:22] Chuuya
Oh?!
[16:22] Chuuya
What's that supposed to mean?!
[16:23] Dazai
I've always wondered about this,
[16:26] Dazai
but where do you get your embarrassing hats?
[16:28] Chuuya
Say what you want, vagabond!
[16:30] Chuuya
I bet you're still going on and on about
suicide despite your age, aren't you?
[16:34] Dazai
Yeah.
[16:35] Chuuya
At least pretend to deny that.
[16:38] Chuuya
But now, you're just a sad little prisoner.
[16:42] Chuuya
It's enough to make you cry, eh, Dazai?
[16:44] Chuuya
No...
[16:45] Chuuya
It's actually a little too convenient.
[16:48] Chuuya
You may be able to deceive
that apprentice, Akutagawa,
[16:51] Chuuya
but not me.
[16:52] Chuuya
After all, I'm your old partner.
[16:58] Chuuya
What's your play?
[17:00] Dazai
My play? It's just what it looks like.
[17:03] Dazai
Get caught, and wait to be executed.
[17:05] Chuuya
There's no way the Dazai I know would be
caught through bad luck or gross negligence.
[17:08] Chuuya
If you were that foolish,
[17:10] Chuuya
I would've killed you long ago.
[17:12] Dazai
You're overthinking this.
[17:14] Dazai
Besides, why'd you come
here in the first place?
[17:16] Chuuya
To harass you.
[17:19] Chuuya
You toyed with me all you wanted back then.
[17:23] Chuuya
But...
[17:27] Chuuya
There's usually payback for
it ten times over later.
[17:31] Chuuya
I don't know what you're planning,
[17:33] Chuuya
but fight me, Dazai.
[17:36] Chuuya
I'll crush you right
along with your schemes.
[17:39] Dazai
Chuuya...
[17:40] Chuuya
Yeah?
[17:44] Chuuya
So you could've escaped any time?
[17:46] Dazai
You, stop my plans?
[17:48] Dazai
You must be joking.
[17:51] Chuuya
I'm liking this turn of events!
[17:58] Kuni
Scan through all the security
camera footage in the city!
[18:00] Kuni
Everything from the past six hours!
[18:02] Kuni
Oh, right!
[18:03] Kuni
Where's the Chamber of Commerce
and Industry ledger?
[18:05] Kenji
Here.
[18:07] Rampo
Oh, this is no good.
[18:08] Rampo
This doesn't have any comic strips.
[18:10] Rampo
Kenji-kun!
[18:12] Kenji
Yes?
[18:12] Rampo
Can you look into whether there are
any good homicide cases nearby?
[18:16] Kenji
Sure,
[18:17] Kenji
but the president won't
be happy with you later.
[18:20] Rampo
Never mind, then.
[18:23] Kuni
Here!
[18:26] Kuni
This photo was provided by one of the
tourists who witnessed the abduction.
[18:30] Fuku
You can find trucks like that anywhere.
[18:32] Kuni
Yes.
[18:33] Kuni
The license plate was fake, as well.
[18:34] Kuni
But there are only a handful
of places in Yokohama
[18:36] Kuni
that can do this kind of vehicle work.
[18:39] Kuni
After Kenji went around to all the
repair shops we could think of,
[18:42] Kuni
they were more than happy to tell us more.
[18:44] Kuni
The truck's owned by Karma Transit.
[18:47] Kuni
They're mules who started off
in the smuggling business.
[18:50] Fuku
So they can tell us where he was taken.
[18:54] Kuni
Yes.
[18:55] Kuni
They're the only ones
outside of the Port Mafia
[18:57] Kuni
who might know everything
about the abduction.
[19:01] Kuni
Tanizaki is on standby at the site.
[19:04] Kuni
He can go in any time.
[19:07] Tani
Understood.
[19:08] Tani
I'll infiltrate the building now.
[19:10] Kuni
What's the sitrep?
[19:11] Tani
It's quiet like the bottom of a lake.
[19:14] Tani
There are no signs of anyone—
[19:18] Tani
wait!
SIGN Karma Transit
[19:23] Tani
We've been had.
[19:25] Tani
They were one step ahead of us!
[19:26] Kuni
Hey, what's the matter?
[19:28] Tani
They were prevented from talking to us.
[19:30] Tani
They're all dead.
[19:37] Kuni
It's Akutagawa.
[19:38] Yosano
What are we going to do?
[19:39] Yosano
Our only lead just went poof.
[19:50] Fuku
Rampo...
[19:53] Fuku
It's your turn.
[19:55] Rampo
Do I have to?
[19:57] Kuni
Rampo-san!
[19:58] Kuni
Please, just this time!
[19:59] Fuku
Rampo, if you manage to bring the
rookie back safe and sound...
[20:03] Rampo
Will I get a special bonus?
[20:05] Rampo
A promotion?
[20:06] Rampo
There's no need. After all...
[20:09] Fuku
I'll give you praise.
[20:20] Rampo
W-Well, if you're going that far,
I guess I don't have a choice!
[20:24] Rampo
All right!
[20:31] Rampo
Ability: Ultra-Deduction!
[20:32] [SONG] Sign 2034
Ultra-Deduction
[20:47] Rampo
Hmm, I see.
[20:51] Rampo
Atsushi-kun's location is...
[20:53] Rampo
here!
[20:55] Rampo
The vessel's traveling at 20
knots toward the open sea.
[20:59] Rampo
He's still alive... at least for now.
[21:04] Kuni
The sea...
[21:07] Fuku
They're shipping him overseas, then.
[21:09] Kuni
That's not good.
[21:11] Kuni
Once he's out of the country,
[21:12] Kuni
we can't touch him.
[21:14] Fuku
Kunikida...
[21:16] Fuku
Use this.
[21:20] Fuku
It's the Agency's high-speed
vessel docked at port.
[21:24] Fuku
Bring him back, no matter what.
[21:28] Kuni
Understood.
[21:30] Kuni
I will now go rescue Nakajima Atsushi!
[21:36] Kuni
Don't die, brat...
[21:39] Kuni
[23:11] Aku
Do you know what it's
like to be at the nadir?
[23:13] Aku
It is an infinite darkness
where no light shines.
[23:17] Aku
Weretiger, teach her what it's like.
[23:19] Aku
To help no one,
[23:21] Aku
to be counted on by no one,
[23:23] Aku
and to live in hiding,
trembling like a worm.
[23:27] Naka
Akutagawa, this ends now.
[23:29] Naka
I can't forgive you for this!
[23:31] Aku
Neither can I!
[23:34] Naka
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 10:
SIGN Episode 10: Rashoumon and the Tiger
[23:37] Naka
Rashoumon and the Tiger.
10 - Rashoumon and the Tiger
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SIGN Speed: 20 knots
Heading out to Open Sea
[00:15] Kuni
Don't die, brat!
[00:17] ---
[01:54] Chuuya
You call that a punch?!
[01:58] Chuuya
It doesn't even count as a massage.
[02:00] Chuuya
Your martial arts skills are
below average for the Port Mafia.
[02:04] Chuuya
Your ability to neutralize
gifts is a nuisance,
[02:06] Chuuya
but I don't even need to
use mine at this point.
[02:08] Chuuya
Get up.
[02:10] Chuuya
The party's just getting started.
[02:14] D
You're not the Port Mafia's top
martial artist for nothing.
[02:17] D
Whoops.
[02:19] D
I thought my blocking arm'd get torn off.
[02:22] Chuuya
He blocked my strike with his
arm at the last second?
[02:25] Chuuya
He's predicting my attacks.
[02:27] D
We've known each other a long time.
[02:30] D
I'm totally familiar with your
moves, pacing, and habits.
[02:34] D
I wouldn't have been a proper
partner otherwise, right?
[02:39] D
He's fast!
[02:39] Chuuya
Then I bet you saw this coming, too!
[02:43] Chuuya
This is how you throw a punch!
[02:48] Chuuya
You thought you could beat me just
because you can predict my moves?
[02:53] Chuuya
Tell me before you die.
[02:54] Chuuya
Why'd you let yourself get caught?
[02:57] Chuuya
What were you waiting for here?
[03:01] Chuuya
Heh, the silent treatment?
[03:03] Chuuya
Fine.
[03:04] Chuuya
I'll just have more fun torturing you.
[03:08] D
The main reason...
[03:10] D
is Atsushi-kun.
[03:11] Chuuya
Atsushi?
[03:13] D
The weretiger you're all obsessed with.
[03:16] D
I wanted to know who put the seven
billion yen price tag on his head.
[03:21] Chuuya
You wanted to know badly enough
to put your own life on the line?
[03:23] Chuuya
I'd like to say that's heartwarming...
[03:26] Chuuya
but look where you ended up.
[03:30] Chuuya
Guess even geniuses end up
less than average, eh,
[03:33] Chuuya
youngest executive in the mafia's history?
[03:35] Chuuya
Well, you've been deserted by lady luck.
[03:38] Chuuya
After all, you got caught
the very day I got back
[03:43] Chuuya
from suppressing squabbles in the West.
[03:45] Chuuya
From my perspective, it was a stroke of luck.
[03:49] Chuuya
What's so funny?
[03:51] D
Let me tell you something that's good to know.
[03:53] D
There will be a meeting between
the top five executives tomorrow.
[03:55] Chuuya
Impossible.
[03:57] Chuuya
That's a meeting of critical importance
that only occurs once every several years,
[03:59] Chuuya
to determine what direction
to take as an organization.
[04:01] Chuuya
If there were going to be one,
[04:05] Chuuya
I would've been notified.
[04:07] D
The reason it's happening is a certain
letter I sent the other day to
[04:10] D
the upper echelons of the organization.
[04:11] D
So, I'm going to predict this now.
[04:15] D
You're not going to kill me.
[04:18] D
Moreover, you'll tell me where to
find information on who's paying
[04:22] D
the weretiger bounty
before leaving this room.
[04:25] D
And when you leave, you'll walk
and talk like a little rich girl.
[04:28] Chuuya
What?
[04:30] D
My predictions always come true.
[04:33] ---
I think you know that.
[04:35] Chuuya
What can you even hope for in this situation?
[04:37] Chuuya
A letter?
[04:39] Chuuya
You mentioned a letter?
[04:41] D
The letter said this:
SIGN Should Dazai fall, all of your
secrets will come to light.
[04:44] D
"Should Dazai fall,
[04:47] D
all of your secrets will come to light."
[04:51] Chuuya
You bastard, you didn't...
[04:53] D
So now you've caught a former
executive turned traitor.
[04:57] D
But the package included a
letter to the upper echelons
[05:00] D
that, if I die, all of the organization's
secrets will be disclosed.
[05:04] D
If the public prosecutor's office
gets a hold of those secrets,
[05:07] D
all the Port Mafia executives can
be executed a hundred times over.
[05:09] D
That's more than enough of a
threat to trigger the meeting.
[05:12] Chuuya
The Port Mafia aren't so
feeble that a threat like
[05:14] ---
that'd make them wait and see what happens.
[05:16] Chuuya
You'll die!
[05:17] Chuuya
There will be an execution!
[05:18] D
Probably.
[05:20] D
But that'll be the council's decision.
[05:23] D
If you execute me before that
decision without permission,
[05:26] D
your unsanctioned act will be
considered an act of betrayal.
[05:29] D
You'll be discharged or, at worst, executed.
[05:32] Chuuya
And even if I look past all of
those factors and kill you,
[05:37] Chuuya
you'll just be happy because
you managed to die.
[05:39] D
So yeah, go ahead if you want.
[05:44] D
Come on, hurry.
[05:46] D
Come onnnn.
[05:59] D
Oh...
[06:00] D
You're not going to?
[06:02] D
"Chuuya driven out of the
organization because of me"
[06:05] ---
had a nice ring to it, too.
[06:09] Chuuya
Don't tell me...
[06:11] (Flashback) D
The greatest reason...
[06:13] (Flashback) D
is Atsushi-kun.
[06:14] Chuuya
So your second reason was to force me
to make that impossible choice just now?
[06:21] (Flashback) Dazai
Besides, why'd you come
here in the first place?
[06:23] (Flashback) Chuuya
To harass you.
[06:26] Chuuya
In actuality, you were waiting to harass me.
[06:31] D
It's a reunion long in the making.
[06:33] D
A surprise of this caliber is only fair.
[06:37] Chuuya
I'll have you die...
[06:38] Chuuya
I'll have you die someday, I swear.
[06:40] D
By the way...
[06:42] D
You're the one who broke
my chains and freed me.
[06:46] D
If I just run away now,
[06:47] D
you'll be suspected of aiding my escape.
[06:51] Chuuya
You bastard!
[06:52] Dazai
If you do as I say,
[06:53] Dazai
I could make it look like someone
from the Agency came to rescue me.
[06:57] Chuuya
Why should I believe you?!
[06:59] D
I don't lie in these kinds of negotiations.
[07:02] D
I think you know that.
[07:03] Chuuya
Bastard...
[07:05] Chuuya
What do you want?
[07:06] D
I said it earlier.
[07:08] Chuuya
If it's about that weretiger,
[07:10] Chuuya
Akutagawa's leading the operation.
[07:11] Chuuya
He should have records in the communications
storage room on the second floor.
[07:15] D
I see.
[07:16] D
Well, I had my guesses about that.
[07:19] Chuuya
Oh?!
[07:20] Chuuya
Just finish what you came here
for and get outta here, you ass.
[07:23] D
Why, thank you.
[07:25] D
But I have one correction:
[07:27] D
my dream right now is to commit
double-suicide with a beautiful woman,
[07:30] D
so being kicked to death by you wouldn't
make me happy in the slightest.
[07:34] D
Sorry.
[07:35] Chuuya
Uh-huh.
[07:36] Chuuya
I'll try to find a beautiful woman
willing to kill herself next time.
[07:40] D
Chuuya.
[07:41] D
I had no idea you were a good person!
[07:44] Chuuya
It's my way of saying go to hell, idiot!
[07:47] Chuuya
Let me tell you this, Dazai.
[07:50] Chuuya
Don't think this is the end of it!
[07:52] Chuuya
There will be no second chance!
[07:53] Chuuya
No, wrong!
[07:55] Chuuya
Don't you think you're forgetting something?
[07:57] Chuuya
Don't-you-think-you're-forgetting-something?
[08:08] Chuuya
There will be no second chance.
[08:14] Chuuya
N-N-No second chance.
[08:16] Chuuya
Hey, you should be laughing!
[08:31] Naka
Huh?
[08:33] Naka
Did you... come to rescue me?
[08:44] Aku
I struck to kill,
[08:47] Aku
but it seems the tiger's healing power
is in effect, if in incomplete form.
[08:51] Naka
Where am I?
[08:53] Naka
Am I at sea?
[08:55] Aku
You're on a smuggling ship that
carries weapons and munitions,
[08:59] Aku
though it's been reserved
solely for you today.
[09:02] Aku
Enjoy your last voyage for the next
few hours before we hand you over.
[09:07] Naka
There's no point.
[09:09] Naka
I can't win against him.
[09:11] Naka
I'll have to find an opening
and make a run for it...
[09:13] Aku
The weak will die.
[09:16] Aku
Die, and make way for others.
[09:19] Naka
Why does he have so much hatred for me?
[09:25] Aku
Did you find yourself moved
by being in the outside world,
[09:29] Aku
Kyouka?
[09:30] Kyouka
Let him go.
[09:37] Aku
Do you know what it's
like to be at the nadir?
[09:40] Aku
There is only the mire,
a foul stench, and self-pity.
[09:45] Aku
At times, someone will look
in from an opening far above,
[09:49] Aku
but no one notices you.
[09:51] Aku
With every breath, your
wretchedness burns your lungs.
[09:55] Aku
That's what's waiting for
you out there, Kyouka.
[09:59] Aku
Demon Snow is slaughter made flesh.
[10:02] Aku
Yet you think you can live a normal
life outside of the Port Mafia?
[10:06] Aku
Weretiger, teach her what it's like.
[10:09] Aku
To help no one,
[10:11] Aku
to be counted on by no one,
[10:13] Aku
and to live in hiding,
trembling like a worm.
[10:21] Aku
Continue killing, Kyouka,
[10:23] Aku
as the Port Mafia's assassin.
[10:26] Aku
If not, stop breathing.
[10:29] Aku
Worthless human beings don't
have the right to breathe.
[10:33] Kyouka
You may be right...
[10:36] Kyouka
But...
[10:38] Kyouka
The crepes were delicious...
[10:45] Kuni
Where are you, brat?!
[10:47] Kuni
Brat!
[10:47] Naka
Kunikida-san?
[10:49] Aku
So the Agency's found us already?
[10:52] Kyouka
Run while you still can.
[10:54] Kyouka
This ship isn't going to
reach the meeting spot.
[10:57] Aku
Where else is it going?
[10:59] Kyouka
The nadir.
[11:04] Naka
Hey!
[11:05] Kyouka
Run!
[11:06] Aku
Weretiger!
[11:11] Aku
You set explosives in the armory?
[11:14] Aku
You're trying to die, aren't you.
[11:17] Aku
Is that man worth saving
at the cost of your life?
[11:24] Kuni
Brat!
[11:26] Kuni
Over here, brat!
[11:27] Kuni
I can't come any closer
because of the explosions!
[11:29] Kuni
Jump!
[11:30] Naka
I'm making it out alive…
[11:31] Naka
I'm safe now.
[11:33] Kuni
What are you doing? Hurry up!
[11:34] Kuni
The ship's going to sink!
[11:39] Kuni
You idiot!
[11:41] Kuni
How much more trouble are you
going to cause the Agency?
[11:43] Kuni
Everyone's working unpaid right now!
[11:47] Naka
What about her?
[11:48] Kuni
Let that girl go!
[11:51] Kuni
Not all innocents always get saved.
[11:53] Kuni
I've failed many times, too!
[11:56] Kuni
That's the kind of city we're
in, and the job we have!
[11:59] Naka
She can't be saved?
[12:02] Kuni
That's right.
[12:03] Kuni
We're not heroes.
[12:06] Kuni
I've wished so many times that we were.
[12:10] Kuni
But we're not!
[12:13] Kuni
Brat!
[12:15] Naka
She...
[12:18] Naka
She said the crepe she
had with me tasted great.
[12:22] Naka
She was told worthless human
beings have no right to breathe,
[12:25] Naka
and she thought maybe that is true.
[12:29] Naka
I don't think so.
[12:31] Naka
Because Dazai-san... the Agency...
didn't give up on me!
[12:36] Naka
I'm going!
[12:37] Kuni
Hey!
[12:43] Kuni
Run!
[12:44] Kuni
Run, Atsushi!
[12:48] Aku
Kyouka, is this the path you've chosen?
[12:52] Aku
Out of appreciation for your hard work thus far,
[12:54] Aku
I'll lay you to rest.
[12:58] Aku
Die.
[13:11] Naka
Face me, Akutagawa!
SIGN Episode 10: Rashoumon and the Tiger
[13:24] Aku
It now seems curious to me,
[13:27] Aku
but I felt things between us
would end this way eventually.
[13:31] Naka
You'll miss out on the bounty.
[13:33] Aku
Don't worry.
[13:35] Aku
I have no intentions of handing
you over to them alive.
[13:39] Naka
I can't forgive you.
[13:42] Aku
The same goes for me.
[13:54] Aku
Rashoumon!
[14:10] Naka
It's the same devoured space
that stopped bullets before.
[14:13] Naka
As long as it's there,
my attacks can't get through.
[14:17] Aku
How futile.
[14:20] Aku
Is this the best you can do, weretiger?
[14:23] Aku
Slow torture is not one of my hobbies.
[14:26] Aku
If you must, curse your own weakness.
[14:29] Aku
You are a weakling who deluded
himself into thinking he was strong
[14:33] Aku
for having joined an armed
organization like the Agency.
[14:37] Aku
Your membership was merely
due to coincidence and luck.
[14:41] Naka
You're quite the talker today.
[14:43] Aku
I don't recall ever identifying
myself as a mute.
[14:47] Naka
It's just like you say.
[14:49] Naka
I am weak.
[14:50] Naka
But I do have one advantage.
[14:53] Aku
And what's that?
[14:54] Naka
I can defeat you!
[14:56] Aku
You reversed your tiger paws
to free your arms?!
[15:09] Naka
I thought so.
[15:10] Naka
It takes time to activate
the devoured space barrier.
[15:13] Naka
I'll just use my speed
to push my attacks then!
[15:16] Naka
What?!
[15:17] Aku
I don't have the time to go along
with childish fistfights…
[15:19] Aku
Sorry, but I'll just observe
your efforts from up here!
[15:25] Naka
Having this distance between
us works to his advantage.
[15:27] Naka
I have to close the gap somehow...
[15:35] Naka
Shit!
[15:42] Aku
There's less than five minutes left
before the ship is completely submerged.
[15:47] Aku
He leapt using a fragment
blown from the explosion?
[15:59] (Flashback) D
Your ability's slow to activate.
[16:01] (Flashback) D
The enemy won't wait for you to get up.
[16:04] (Flashback) D
Now, get up.
[16:06] (Flashback) D
Retaliate with your ability.
[16:20] (Flashback) D
That's not enough to survive
in the Port Mafia!
[16:23] (Flashback) D
Or perhaps you want to return to
being a stray dog in the slums?
[16:35] (Flashback) D
Good.
[16:36] (Flashback) D
Again.
[16:43] Naka
I have to take her to Kunikida-san
before the ship sinks!
[16:52] Aku
Why…
[16:54] Aku
Why is it you?!
[17:00] Aku
Your ability is but newly
learned, a crude addition...
[17:05] Aku
It's full of flaws and you
use it with poor planning!
[17:08] Aku
And yet…
[17:10] Aku
Why is it you?!
[17:12] Naka
There it is again.
[17:14] Naka
His hatred for me...
[17:16] Naka
Where does such hatred come from?
[17:19] (Flashback) D
I wonder if you can.
[17:23] (Flashback) D
My new subordinate is much better than you.
[17:28] Aku
I won't let him say that.
[17:30] Aku
I won't let him say such things ever again!
[17:37] Aku
Rashoumon!
SIGN Higanzakura
[17:38] Aku
Higanzakura!
[17:52] Aku
Even if I've defeated him…
[17:56] Naka
Wait.
[17:58] Naka
Why...
[18:00] Aku
My attack was a direct strike.
[18:02] Aku
He can't possibly move...
[18:03] Naka
You're so powerful.
[18:07] Naka
Why'd you have to use her?
[18:11] Aku
I didn't use her.
[18:13] Aku
Demon Snow is an ability to kill.
[18:16] Aku
Only when killing someone does
Kyouka's existence have meaning.
[18:20] Aku
If she does not kill, she is worthless.
[18:23] Aku
I merely gave her value.
[18:26] Aku
To make her worthy to live.
[18:29] Naka
That's the thing.
[18:31] Naka
You don't get to decide whether
someone is worthy of being alive!
[18:39] Naka
Why couldn't you tell
her something different?
[18:44] Naka
People need to be told they're worthy
of being alive by someone else
[18:46] Naka
or they can't go on.
[18:48] Naka
Why can't you understand
[18:49] Naka
such a simple thing?!
[18:54] Aku
He tore Rashoumon apart?
[18:56] Aku
The tiger's ultra-regeneration!
[19:00] Aku
I can't let him get close!
[19:01] Aku
I'll take him out at this distance!
[19:03] Aku
Rashoumon!
[19:04] Aku
Sawarabi!
SIGN Sawarabi
[19:10] Naka
Akutagawa...!
[19:16] Aku
Rashoumon!
SIGN Goku
[19:19] Aku
Goku Mon
SIGN Mon
[19:20] Aku
Agito!
SIGN Agito
[19:28] Aku
Just fall.
[19:33] Aku
The tiger's tail…
SIGN Devoured Space
[19:37] Aku
Devoured Space!
[19:55] (Flashback) D
My new subordinate is
much better than you…
[20:43] Kuni
You big idiot…
[20:49] Kuni
Well done.
[20:59] D
So...
[21:01] D
Who in the world wanted to spend
seven billion to buy a tiger?
[21:10] D
They're...
[21:24] Francis
It's time.
SIGN Leader of The Guild, A Gifted Organization Francis F.
[21:26] Francis
It seems the bounty approach has failed.
[21:29] Francis
The island mafia are such a half-baked lot.
SIGN Ability: The Great Gatsby
[21:34] Francis
The Promised Land will be
The Guild's for certain.
[21:39] Francis
[23:11] Kuni
A challenging task even the police passed on
[23:14] Kuni
has come to our Agency.
[23:15] Kuni
Atsushi, give it a try.
[23:17] Naka
Okay, I'll do my best!
[23:18] Kuni
What?
[23:20] Kuni
Kenji's the one going to
the job site with Atsushi?
[23:23] Naka
I can't believe we already have a lead!
[23:25] Naka
Kenji-kun, you're amazing!
SIGN Episode 11: First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her. Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency.
[23:27] Naka
Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 11:
[23:30] Naka
First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her.
Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency.
[23:35] Kuni
Shit...
[23:36] Kuni
It's the best and worst team ever.
11 - First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her. Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency.
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SIGN We made it back alive.
[00:01] Naka
We made it back alive...
[00:06] Naka
But...
[00:09] Naka
can the Agency look past the
thirty-five people she murdered?
[00:17] Naka
What am I going to do if she and the
Agency are at odds with each other?
[00:24] Naka
Good morning.
[00:30] Naomi
Can you turn around once for me?
[00:33] Naomi
So cute!
[00:35] Naka
What's going on?
[00:38] Tani
Well, she looks good in anything.
[00:42] Naka
No, that's not what I'm talking about...
[00:44] Naka
Kunikida-san...
[00:45] Kuni
Don't look at me like that.
[00:47] Kuni
I tried to stop them, too.
[00:48] Naka
I wonder if this is going to work out.
[00:50] Tani
Maybe it's not such a good idea.
[00:52] Naka
Even if everyone else is okay with it,
[00:53] Naka
Rampo-san might be a stickler
about the rules...
[00:56] Tani
Oh, don't worry about that.
[00:59] Rampo
I'm back!
[01:00] Rampo
I bought some!
[01:01] Tani
Rampo-san's into it the most.
SIGN Mixy Mixy Mixy Mix
Grape Flavor
[01:03] Rampo
This is the snack I told you about earlier.
[01:05] Rampo
It changes color when you mix it.
[01:06] Rampo
Go ahead, mix it.
[01:09] Rampo
First, open the bag,
[01:11] Rampo
then put the two powders in the container,
[01:12] Rampo
and add some water.
[01:12] Naka
They're like siblings
in elementary school...
[01:13] Rampo
Next, mix really well.
[01:15] Rampo
It's important to put your feelings into it.
[01:18] Rampo
Okay? Mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix.
[01:21] Rampo
And look, how strange!
[01:25] Rampo
But I'm the one who gets to eat it.
[01:28] Tani
How childish...
[01:29] ?
Rampo-san, you're a terrible person!
[01:29] Naka
Well, it is just like him to do that...
[01:32] Naka
So, who called her over to the Agency?
[01:36] Fuku
It was me.
[01:38] Naka
President!
[01:41] Fuku
Any movement from the police?
[01:43] Kuni
Thanks to the Port Mafia's
attempts to erase her identity,
[01:46] Kuni
they haven't tracked down who she is yet...
[01:48] Fuku
But she'll be a wanted fugitive soon.
[01:54] Kyouka
Please let me stay here.
[01:56] Naka
What?
[01:58] Kyouka
I'll do anything.
[01:59] Kuni
I don't recommend it.
[02:01] Kuni
It's not because you were
with the Port Mafia,
[02:04] Kuni
or because we don't have work.
[02:06] Kuni
But don't do it.
[02:07] Kuni
It's not easy, the world we live in.
[02:09] Naka
Besides, if you stay here,
[02:11] Naka
the Mafia will find you eventually.
[02:12] Naka
Shouldn't you run somewhere far away?
[02:15] Kyou
He said...
[02:16] Kyou
that I could do nothing
else but kill people.
[02:20] Kyou
I want to prove to myself that he's wrong.
[02:29] Naka
President.
[02:32] Naka
I would also like to ask on her behalf.
[02:36] Kyou
Please.
[02:40] Kyou
Please...
[02:44] Kyou
Please...
[02:53] Fuku
Very well.
[02:54] All
What?!
SIGN What?!
[02:56] Fuku
I'll take her in.
[02:58] Fuku
[04:33] Man
Sprain fracture of the lower jaw.
[04:35] Man
Avulsion of the frontal bone
and thoracic vertebrae,
[04:38] Man
damage to the jugular ligament,
[04:40] Man
rupture of the brachial
and femoral muscles,
[04:42] Man
and first-degree burns over the entire body.
[04:44] Man
To top it off, he's in a coma.
[04:47] Man
He's suffered serious damage.
[04:49] Man
It is the price he paid
for failing his mission.
[04:52] Higuchi
I'm sorry.
[04:54] Man
He may not regain consciousness.
[04:58] Higuchi
But...
[04:59] Man
Don't feel so disappointed.
[05:01] Man
You all did your best.
[05:04] Man
You did fail in attacking the Agency and
[05:06] Man
capturing the weretiger,
[05:08] Man
and you sank the transport ship.
[05:10] Man
But you did your best, didn't you?
[05:12] Man
Effort is what's important.
[05:14] Man
Results come second.
[05:16] Man
Isn't that right?
[05:19] Man
Oh, that reminds me.
[05:20] Man
The remnants of Karma Transit,
[05:22] Man
the group Akutagawa-kun crushed
during the operation,
[05:24] Man
are apparently coming together.
[05:26] Man
I presume they want vengeance
on Akutagawa-kun.
[05:29] Man
Listen, Higuchi-kun.
[05:31] Man
The Mafia are, in the end,
[05:33] Man
an act of commerce that employs
violence as its currency.
[05:35] Man
It is allowed to desire and
kill anything and anyone.
[05:39] Man
Retaliation in kind is a matter
of expenditure and liability.
[05:43] Higuchi
But... liability?
[05:46] Higuchi
Akutagawa-senpai has accomplished
much in his missions thus far...
[05:49] Man
Indeed, Akutagawa-kun is competent.
[05:52] Man
His propensity for violence is high,
even for our organization.
[05:55] Man
But what about you?
[05:58] Man
Higuchi-kun,
[06:00] Man
have you ever felt that you are
actually suited for this job?
SIGN Episode 11: First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her.
[06:15] Higuchi
I look horrible.
[06:19] Hirotsu
That's quite enough for rehearsals, Gin.
[06:25] Higuchi
The Black Lizard.
[06:26] Tachi
Gin's often stuck with dark jobs like
infiltration and assassination.
[06:31] Tachi
It's not unusual for him to have
to slit the throat of one of our own
[06:33] Tachi
by the higher-ups' command.
[06:35] Tachi
When it's for real, you won't
even have time to be surprised.
[06:38] Higuchi
You're saying the boss will terminate me?
[06:41] Hirotsu
Not at the moment.
[06:43] Hirotsu
But I don't know about tomorrow.
[06:46] Higuchi
Are you here to mock me?
[06:48] Hirotsu
If I were in your situation,
[06:50] Hirotsu
I'd rethink my current position before
an assassin arrives at my doorstep.
[06:55] Hirotsu
You, along with Akutagawa-kun,
[06:57] Hirotsu
are a strike force under the
boss's direct supervision.
[06:59] Hirotsu
As such, you have the authority to give
orders to us in the combat squad.
[07:02] Hirotsu
In that sense, you are our superior.
[07:04] Hirotsu
But what makes us obey is not your authority,
SIGN Rashoumon
[07:09] Hirotsu
but fear and respect for the
ability Akutagawa-kun wields.
[07:15] Hirotsu
Higuchi-kun...
[07:17] Hirotsu
During the time Akutagawa-kun
is incapacitated,
[07:20] Hirotsu
do you possess something
that motivates us to obey?
[07:28] (Flashback) Aku
I don't need your help!
[07:35] (Flashback) Higuchi
Akutagawa-senpai!
[07:36] (Flashback) Higuchi
Even for you, this would be suicide!
[07:38] (Flashback) Higuchi
You're walking right into a
building full of security guards!
[07:41] (Flashback) Higuchi
You didn't even give us subordinates
any orders about how to support you—
[07:44] (Flashback) Aku
Shut up!
[07:45] (Flashback) Aku
What would you know about any of this?
[07:52] (Flashback) Aku
That's a beacon.
[07:54] (Flashback) Aku
A beacon visible from anywhere in the city.
[07:57] (Flashback) Aku
It is a powerful beacon that
will be seen by the one
[07:59] (Flashback) Aku
who left without a word,
[08:01] (Flashback) Aku
and without acknowledging my power.
[08:04] (Flashback) Higuchi
But it's my job to help you!
[08:07] (Flashback) Aku
I don't need your help!
[08:11] (Flashback) Aku
I need no one's help!
[08:23] Higuchi
I'm back.
[08:24] (Flashback) Man
Have you ever felt that you are
actually suited for this job?
[08:31] Higuchi
Of course not...
[08:57] Higuchi
Yes? This is Higuchi.
[08:59] Higuchi
What?!
[09:05] Hirotsu
I urge you to reconsider.
[09:07] Hirotsu
Your actions are contrary to
what the brass would want.
[09:09] Tachi
Are you sane?
[09:11] Tachi
That's suicide!
[09:13] Tachi
Akutagawa was abducted by foreign mercs
[09:15] Tachi
hired by Karma Transit's remnants!
[09:18] Tachi
Not only do they have numbers on their side,
[09:20] Tachi
they're armed to the teeth!
[09:23] Tachi
The boss will eventually issue orders
to conduct a retrieval operation.
[09:26] Tachi
Wait until that happens!
[09:27] Higuchi
There will be no order!
[09:29] Higuchi
If we retaliate as an organization
against smugglers
[09:32] Higuchi
who targeted Akutagawa-senpai
as an individual,
[09:34] Higuchi
the ripple effect will trigger a
large-scale conflict with other organizations.
[09:37] Higuchi
To avoid that,
[09:38] Higuchi
the brass will turn a blind eye to a
personal dispute between individual members...
[09:42] Higuchi
Akutagawa-senpai has been cut off.
[09:45] Tachi
But what can you hope
to do by yourself?
[09:49] Higuchi
Nothing.
[09:52] Higuchi
Still!
[09:53] Higuchi
I can't stand by and do nothing!
[09:58] Higuchi
I knew...
[10:00] Higuchi
I knew I wasn't suited for this job.
[10:02] Higuchi
I knew I didn't have my
subordinates' respect.
[10:06] (Flashback) Hirotsu
If I were in your situation,
[10:08] (Flashback) Hirotsu
I'd rethink my current position before
an assassin arrives at my doorstep.
[10:14] Higuchi
It's not easy to leave the Port Mafia,
[10:16] Higuchi
but it's not impossible.
[10:17] Higuchi
I've thought about it many times.
[10:20] Higuchi
Yet I didn't, because...
[10:56] Higuchi
Crap.
[10:58] Higuchi
I can't rescue Akutagawa-senpai
with this injury...
[11:31] Higuchi
Yet I didn't, because...
[11:46] Tachi
Kill everyone you don't recognize!
[11:57] Higuchi
Why is the Black Lizard here?
[12:00] Hirotsu
You are our superior officer.
[12:03] Hirotsu
If our superior officer is in danger,
[12:05] Hirotsu
we must act.
[12:09] Hirotsu
I guess we're about done.
[12:19] Higuchi
Akutagawa-senpai...
[12:24] Higuchi
Senpai...
[12:25] Higuchi
Senpai!
[12:32] Aku
Higuchi?
[12:36] Higuchi
Senpai, you're bleeding.
[12:43] Aku
Sorry about all this.
[12:49] Higuchi
It's not easy to leave the Port Mafia,
[12:51] Higuchi
but it's not impossible.
[12:55] Higuchi
Yet I didn't, because...
[13:01] Higuchi
It's my job.
[13:03] Higuchi
[13:07] Kuni
You look after the girl.
[13:10] Naka
What, me?
[13:12] Kuni
Of course.
[13:13] Kuni
You saved her.
[13:15] Naka
Okay.
[13:17] Police
Excuse me.
[13:19] Police
We're from the city police.
[13:20] Kenji
Oh, welcome.
[13:22] Rampo
Oh?
[13:23] Rampo
You're Minoura-kun. Your subordinate
was arrested a while ago, right?
[13:27] Mino
We're here today on a
different matter, detective.
[13:31] Mino
We have a case.
SIGN Episode 11 Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency
[13:37] Kenji
They left as soon as they
were done talking business,
[13:39] Kenji
without even having had tea.
[13:41] Kenji
I guess policemen in cities are busy.
[13:43] Kuni
Where you're from, do the police
have lots of free time?
[13:46] Kenji
Everyone knows each other in my village.
[13:49] Kenji
Our policeman's job would
be fixing the well's pump,
[13:53] Kenji
rescuing cats from chimneys,
[13:55] Kenji
and tasting the year's first watermelon.
[13:58] Kuni
What the...
[13:59] Kuni
What happens if anyone commits a crime?
[14:01] Kenji
The perpertrator'd get tied up
and thrown off a cliff.
[14:05] Naka
Um, Kenji-san...
[14:07] Kenji
You can call me Kenji-kun.
[14:09] Kenji
Until two months ago, I was living
in a village called Ihatov
[14:12] Kenji
where there is neither
electricity nor telephones.
[14:16] Kenji
I was recruited by the president
and came to the city.
[14:19] Kenji
The city's full of new concepts.
I'm having a lot of fun.
[14:22] Naka
New? Like what?
SIGN Isn't bartering good enough?
[14:24] Kenji
First, I don't really understand
the concept of money.
[14:28] Naka
I see...
[14:30] Tani
Kunikida-san,
[14:31] Tani
What should we about the request
from the city police earlier?
[14:36] Kuni
A car in motion blew up
for unknown reasons...
[14:40] Tani
It'll be a challenge.
The police have given up on it.
[14:42] Kuni
Atsushi, want to give this one a try?
[14:45] Kuni
Shadow another agent and
quickly learn the ropes.
[14:48] Kuni
You can do this.
[14:51] Naka
Got it.
[14:53] Mob
What's going on?
[14:55] Mob
What's that?
[14:56] Kenji
I heard a car was just going along
when it suddenly flew to there.
[14:56] Mob
Another explosion?
[14:59] Naka
I'm not sure I'm up for this...
[15:02] Kenji
The driver died on impact.
He hasn't been identified.
[15:05] Naka
Why not?
[15:06] Naka
Can't we identify people if their
fingerprints or teeth are intact?
[15:10] Kenji
Yes.
[15:11] Kenji
If they were intact.
[15:12] Naka
What?!
[15:13] Naka
Then...
[15:13] Naka
It's all mush inside that car...
[15:17] Kenji
All right,
[15:18] Kenji
Rampo-san would be able to solve
the case right away here,
SIGN Yokohamabashi
[15:21] Kenji
but our task right now is
to gather information.
[15:24] Gran
Oh, Ken-chan.
[15:26] Kenji
Oh hello, Miss Maeda.
[15:28] Gran
Thank you for the boar meat the other day.
[15:30] Gran
It was delicious.
[15:32] Kenji
It was extra sent from my home.
[15:34] Kenji
It was nothing.
[15:36] Naka
"Miss"?
[15:37] Kenji
She'd be one of the
younger ladies at my village.
[15:40] Guy
Hey, boy.
[15:41] Guy
The vegetable garden I told you about,
[15:43] Guy
it doesn't drain very well.
[15:46] Kenji
It must be the soil in the rows.
[15:48] Kenji
I'll come take a look tomorrow.
[15:49] Guy
Thanks.
[15:50] Naka
You're really popular.
[15:52] Man
Hey, Ken-chan.
[15:55] Man
You on a job?
[15:57] Kenji
We're investigating the car explosion
that happened on that street.
[16:02] Kenji
Do you know anything?
[16:04] Man
Oh, that...
[16:07] Man
There are... rumors...
[16:18] Man
I'm not really supposed to talk about it,
[16:20] Man
but the young'uns were saying
that before it happened,
[16:23] Man
backstreet folks from the
factory district bought a load of fertilizer.
[16:27] Kenji
Fertilizer...
[16:28] Kenji
I wonder if they realized
the beauty of farming.
[16:31] Man
No, they were apparently talking
about manufacturing something...
[16:35] Kenji
Then it was probably nitrogen fertilizer.
[16:37] Naka
Nitrogen fertilizer?
[16:39] Kenji
It's an ingredient for building bombs.
[16:40] Naka
What?!
[16:41] Kenji
Thank you as always.
[16:43] Kenji
It was very helpful.
[16:44] Man
I'd do anything for you, Ken-chan.
[16:45] Naka
We already have a lead...
[16:46] Man
Let's stay friendly.
[16:47] Naka
Kenji-kun's amazing.
[16:48] Kenji
The same goes for me.
[16:49] Kenji
I'll be counting on you.
[16:51] Kenji
Speaking of the back streets
of the factory district,
[16:53] Kenji
there's a meeting hall for the
Gojo Youth Association there.
[16:56] Naka
Youth Association?
[16:58] Kenji
Put in city terms... a gang?
[17:01] Nawka
A... A gang?!
[17:02] Kenji
I wonder if they're the ones
who built the bomb.
[17:06] Kenji
Well, let's go ask them face to face.
[17:09] Naka
Wait a minute!
[17:10] Naka
Even if they were responsible,
[17:11] Naka
I doubt they'd admit to it.
[17:13] Naka
Won't it be risky?
[17:14] Kenji
If we are sincere in our
inquiries, they'll respond.
[17:17] Kenji
It's how things are.
[17:18] Naka
I-It's how things are?
[17:21] Naka
Is it?
[17:24] Naka
It's...
[17:28] Naka
I guess it is how things are!
[17:31] Kuni
Hey, Tanizaki.
SIGN Nikonikodou
Supermarket
[17:33] Kuni
Aren't you with Atsushi?
SIGN Was Off Purchasing Eggs on a Limited-Time Only Sale
[17:35] Tani
Oh, Kenji-kun went with him.
[17:38] Kuni
What, with Kenji?!
[17:39] Tani
Yes, they went to the crime scene together.
[17:42] Tani
Kenji-kun's very competent.
[17:44] Tani
He's solved many difficult cases,
[17:46] Tani
so I doubt there'll be problems—
[17:46] Kuni
It's a huge problem!
[17:48] Kuni
Kenji's methods are too unique.
He's not a good role model!
[17:51] Kuni
But given how simplistic
and naïve Atsushi is,
[17:54] Kuni
he may easily take Kenji's
methods at face value
[17:55] Kuni
and believe them to be the gold standard!
SIGN Best and Worst Team
[17:58] Kuni
This isn't good...
[18:00] Gang
Huh?!
[18:02] Kenji
Did you all build the bomb that
made the car go flying?
[18:06] Gang
You're funny!
[18:08] Gang
You guys cops?
[18:09] Kenji
Not at all. We're with the
Armed Detective Agency.
[18:13] Kenji
Oh, nice chain!
[18:16] Kenji
You must be keeping one on you
[18:18] Kenji
to use when you need to haul cows.
[18:20] Gang
Don't touch me!
[18:21] Gang
What's your play?!
[18:22] Kenji
Oh, I just wanted you all to tell me
[18:25] Kenji
whether you're responsible for what happened.
[18:26] Gang
Huh?
[18:30] Gang
Don't know anything about it.
[18:33] Gang
Right?
[18:35] Kenji
I see!
[18:36] Kenji
I'm sorry to have bothered you.
[18:38] Naka
Huh?!
[18:39] Kenji
Thank you for your help.
[18:41] Gang
What?
[18:44] Naka
H-Hey, Kenji-kun?
[18:46] Naka
They were lying, no matter
how you try to look at it.
[18:48] Naka
They're the ones responsible!
[18:50] Naka
They might've used the bomb to kill someone
in an opposing gang, or something.
[18:54] Kenji
But they said they didn't know anything.
[18:57] Naka
Well, sure, but...
[18:59] Kenji
Be it with a cow or a person...
[19:01] Kenji
Be it in a village or a city,
[19:03] Kenji
if you are sincere, you can
communicate with others.
[19:06] Kenji
I've never failed using this method.
[19:10] Naka
R-Really?
[19:12] Kenji
Really.
[19:17] Naka
I guess I can see that.
[19:19] Kenji
Shall we get back for now?
[19:21] Naka
Yeah.
SIGN Grrrrrowl
[19:30] Kenji
Let's go by a beef bowl
place on our way back.
[19:32] Kenji
I'm starving.
[19:33] Naka
Kenji-kun, you can eat beef
even though you keep cows?
[19:37] Kneji
I love cows!
[19:38] Kneji
I love having cows, communing
with cows, and eating cows.
[19:44] Gang
The bomb was used to kill
an enemy gang member.
[19:48] Gang
Who knew private investigators
would sniff us out...
[19:52] Gang
Since you left without
really questioning us,
[19:54] Gang
does that mean you found conclusive proof?
[19:57] Gang
You're gonna tell the cops, aren't you?
[19:59] Gang
We won't let you.
[20:00] Kenji
I see.
[20:01] Kenji
I'm glad you went through the
trouble to tell us the truth.
[20:06] Gang
Huh?
[20:07] Kenji
I knew sincere conversation
would lead to understanding.
[20:10] Kenji
In all of my cases, everyone
confesses to me like this.
[20:17] Naka
Oh, I see—
[20:27] Gang
One down.
[20:29] Naka
Crap!
[20:30] Naka
We're surrounded...
[20:31] Naka
What've I been doing?
[20:33] Gang
Get 'em!
[20:37] Kenji
Ow...
[20:38] All
Huh?
[20:40] Kenji
Phew.
[20:41] Kenji
Oops.
[20:43] Kenji
Ouch...
[20:44] Kenji
Oh, don't mind me.
[20:47] Kenji
This happens sometimes.
[20:48] Kenji
Out in the countryside,
cows often get in a temper
[20:51] Kenji
and refuse to listen to you.
[20:53] Kenji
In times like that...
[21:00] Kenji
Be not defeated by the rain.
[21:02] Kenji
Be not defeated by the wind.
[21:04] Kenji
Nor by the iron pipe.
[21:05] Kenji
Nor by the knife.
[21:07] Kenji
Nor by the metal bat.
[21:09] Kenji
Be of sound body.
[21:13] Kenji
Be without desire.
[21:15] Kenji
Never be angered.
[21:17] Kenji
Always have a quiet smile.
SIGN Miyazawa Family Motto
[21:20] Kenji
That is whom I wish to be.
SIGN Should Cows Act Up, Hit Them With Whatever's Close At Hand
[21:28] Naka
This won't work.
[21:30] Naka
I can't do things like this, Kunikida-san!
[21:32] Kuni
Calm down, idiot!
[21:34] Kuni
I commend you for realizing
that on your own.
[21:38] Kuni
Kenji is gifted with superhuman strength,
[21:40] Kuni
but he isn't invincible.
[21:42] Kuni
He can only manifest that
strength when he's hungry.
SIGN Beef Bowl
[21:45] Naka
Huh?
[21:45] Naka
Then what happens when he's full?
[21:48] Kenji
I can't eat any more...
[21:53] Kuni
He goes to sleep.
[21:55] Kuni
SIGN Meanwhile, Dazai...
SIGN Sake
SIGN Snow Crab
[23:31] Dazai
I'll say I got away from
the Port Mafia tomorrow.
SIGN Episode 12:
Borne Back Ceaselessly Into the Past
12 - Borne Back Ceaselessly into the Past
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SIGN Do I smell... miso soup?
[00:01] Naka
Do I smell... miso soup?
[00:19] Naka
[00:23] Kyou
Good morning.
[00:29] Naka
What?
[02:00] Naka
I wasn't told we were
going to be roommates!
[02:02] D
We don't have enough rooms, you see.
[02:04] Naka
But...
[02:06] D
She agreed.
[02:07] Kyou
It was an order.
[02:09] D
Don't you get it, Atsushi-kun?
[02:13] Naka
Get what?
[02:14] D
Without any kin,
she is as alone as can be.
[02:18] D
Besides, the Port Mafia may
send assassins after her.
[02:21] Naka
That's true.
[02:23] D
You should protect her.
[02:24] Naka
Okay, I'll do my best!
[02:29] Kuni
If you have the time to mess with Atsushi,
[02:31] Kuni
write up the report about your
capture by the Port Mafia!
[02:36] D
Atsushi-kun...
[02:37] Naka
Yes?
[02:38] D
Write the report for me.
[02:40] Naka
What?
[02:42] D
It'll be about the person who
placed a bounty on your head.
[02:45] Naka
You found out who?
[02:46] D
According to the Port Mafia's
communication records,
[02:49] D
the bounty was funded by
the leader of The Guild,
[02:51] D
a North American organization of the gifted.
[02:54] Kuni
The Guild is considered an urban legend.
[02:57] Kuni
Their agents are said to hold
key positions in finance,
[02:59] Kuni
politics, and the military.
[03:01] Kuni
They are a secret society who
use their limitless funds
[03:04] Kuni
and abilities to plot countless schemes.
[03:07] Kuni
Why would such a group want Atsushi?
[03:16] Tani
You need to come see this!
[03:23] D
It seems we've been preempted.
SIGN Episode 12: Borne Back Ceaselessly Into the Past
[03:37] Francis
I'm glad to finally meet you,
[03:39] Francis
President Fukuna...
[03:41] Francis
Fukuda?
[03:42] Fuku
Fukuzawa.
[03:43] Francis
That's right!
[03:44] Francis
By the way, was it a bad move to
park the chopper on the road?
[03:48] Fuku
You have come a long way
from a foreign land.
[03:53] Fuku
So, what do you wish to discuss?
[03:57] Fran
Well, this is a rare design.
[04:00] Fran
And I consider myself something
of an expert in porcelain.
[04:03] Fran
What brand is this?
[04:05] Fran
Royal Blanc?
[04:06] Fran
Or is it perhaps El Zelga?
[04:08] Naomi
It's from Shimomura China and
Ceramics, next door.
[04:11] Francis
Oh, my apologies.
[04:13] Francis
Call me Francis, old sport.
[04:17] Francis
I lead an organization called
The Guild in North America.
[04:21] Francis
In addition, I personally own
[04:23] Francis
three conglomerates, five hotels,
[04:25] Francis
an airline, a railway company, and—
[04:26] Fuku
Mr. Francis.
[04:28] Fuku
I have received reports that
you used a bounty
[04:31] Fuku
to encourage the Port Mafia to attack us.
[04:34] Fuku
Is this true?
[04:36] Francis
Yes, that was my mistake.
[04:38] Francis
I had no idea that this country's
criminal organization
[04:41] Francis
would be so incompetent.
[04:43] Francis
To make amends, I come bearing
a profitable business deal.
[04:46] Francis
This company isn't so bad.
[04:48] Francis
The neighborhood is aesthetically
pleasing, as well.
[04:50] Francis
So...
[04:53] Francis
I'd like to buy this company.
[04:55] Francis
Don't get me wrong.
[04:57] Francis
I am quite capable of
buying all the properties
[04:59] Francis
visible from here along with your company.
[05:01] Francis
I have no interest in this
building or your employees.
[05:05] Francis
I am only interested in one thing.
[05:06] Fuku
You don't mean...
[05:08] Francis
Yes, I do.
[05:09] Francis
Hand over your Gifted Business Permit.
[05:13] Francis
For a group of gifted individuals
to legally open a business,
[05:17] Francis
they need a permit issued by the
Ministry of Internal Affairs'
[05:19] Francis
gifted special operations division.
[05:22] Francis
Those blockheads are about the only
ones you can't buy with money.
[05:26] Francis
After all, we are a secret society
with no official existence.
[05:30] Francis
In order to keep peace with the Ministry
[05:32] Francis
and do what we need to do to find
what we're looking for in this city,
[05:35] Francis
the permit is—
[05:36] Fuku
I refuse.
[05:37] Francis
What, this isn't enough?
[05:40] Francis
Then I'll add this.
[05:44] Francis
It's a limited edition model,
[05:45] Francis
made to order with diamonds.
[05:48] Fuku
Just as lives cannot be bought with money,
[05:50] Fuku
nothing is worth giving up our permit.
[05:54] Fuku
The permit is the beating
heart of this Agency.
[05:56] Fuku
It embodies the hope of
the special ops division,
[05:58] Fuku
as well as the spirit of Natsume-sensei,
[06:01] Fuku
who worked tirelessly to
obtain us the permit.
[06:04] Fuku
It is not meant to easily fall into
the hands of the filthy rich,
[06:06] Fuku
who have dollar bills for brains.
[06:09] Francis
So you're saying there are things
you can't buy with money?
[06:12] Francis
That's the mantra of the poor.
[06:14] Francis
Your bravado is pointless if all
of your employees disappear
[06:18] Francis
and your agency ceases to function.
[06:20] Francis
It'll be too late to change your mind then.
[06:23] Fuku
I'll take your advice to heart.
[06:26] Fuku
I suggest you leave.
[06:29] Francis
I'll be back.
[06:31] Naomi
Our visitors are leaving.
[06:34] Kenji
Okay!
[06:35] Kenji
I'll see you out!
[06:37] Francis
I'll post a message
in the morning newspaper.
[06:40] Francis
Take a good look at it, old sport.
[06:43] Francis
I always get what I want.
[06:50] Lucy
Nice hat.
[06:52] Kenji
Oh, really?
[06:54] Kenji
Thank you.
[07:07] Lucy
Well?
[07:08] Lucy
Does it look good on me?
[07:09] James
You'd look better in burlap.
[07:12] Lucy
What was that for?
[07:14] Lucy
Hmph.
[07:18] Francis
First, there was one.
SIGN The Following
Morning
[07:23] Kuni
Hey, did you see the morning news?!
[07:25] D
It's on the TV, too.
[07:27] TV
Please see for yourself.
[07:29] TV
A seven-story building
has vanished overnight.
[07:33] TV
According to one source,
[07:34] TV
the building housed a front
company for the Port Mafia.
[07:38] TV
It was allegedly used as
an office by their agents.
[07:40] Kuni
So this is the message...
[07:42] Tani
Kenji-kun hasn't been back to
the dorm since seeing them off.
[07:47] D
So they'll annihilate
anyone who opposes them,
[07:50] D
be they the Port Mafia or the Agency.
[07:53] Kuni
Tanizaki, from now on, you're
prohibited from working alone!
[07:56] Kuni
Look for Kenji with Atsushi!
[07:58] Kuni
Dazai, you're with me!
[08:00] Kuni
We need to meet with the president.
[08:01] Kuni
We don't know what kind of
gifts they possess.
[08:03] Kuni
If you make contact with the enemy,
[08:05] Kuni
don't engage them. Run!
[08:06] Naka
Okay.
[08:07] [SONG] Sign 0807
Pedestrian
Support System
[08:08] Tani
Naomi, you should go back to the Agency.
[08:11] Tani
It's too dangerous.
[08:12] Naomi
They can make entire buildings disappear.
[08:14] Ougai
Elise-chan?
[08:14] Naomi
It doesn't matter where I am.
[08:15] Ougai
Please come out, hey.
[08:16] Naomi
Right, Atsushi-san?
[08:17] Naka
W-Well, sure.
[08:19] Tani
Atsushi-kun!
[08:20] Ougai
Elise-chan, please.
[08:20] Tani
Unlike you, my sister isn't gifted!
[08:23] Tani
She'll hold us back.
[08:23] Ougai
Elise-chan?
[08:24] Naomi
How dare you!
[08:25] Naomi
You said you'd do anything I said!
[08:25] Ougai
Where are you?
[08:28] Tani
That was yesterday when you were forcing me to—
[08:32] Tani
Nothing.
[08:34] [SONG] Sign 0836
Pedestrian Support System
[08:36] Tani
Anyway, it's too dangerous, so go back!
[08:39] Naomi
Oh, really?
[08:40] Naomi
If you'd like, I can help
you remember your pleasure—
[08:44] Tani
Naomi?
[08:47] Naka
N-No way...
[08:49] Tani
Naomi?!
[08:50] Tani
Where are you?
[08:51] Tani
Where did you go, Naomi?!
[08:53] Naka
Is it an enemy attack?!
[08:55] Tani
Impossible.
[08:56] Tani
I didn't sense anything off.
[08:58] Tani
Naomi!
[08:59] Naka
Be careful, Tanizaki-san!
[09:00] Ougai
Where are you, Elise-chan?
[09:03] Ougai
Well, I'm in trouble now...
[09:05] Tani
Give Naomi back!
[09:09] Tani
Found you!
[09:13] Tani
Wait!
[09:17] Lucy
Let's play.
[09:25] Lucy
Welcome, everyone, to Anne's Chamber.
[09:29] Lucy
Oh, this is embarrassing.
[09:30] Lucy
So many people are looking right at me.
[09:33] Lucy
I'm not very good at talking to strangers.
[09:36] Lucy
But that won't do.
[09:37] Lucy
I have to give a proper explanation,
or everyone will be so lost.
[09:40] Lucy
After all, you were all brought
unawares to this strange place.
[09:44] Lucy
If I were you,
my heart would be pounding—
[09:47] Tani
Where's Naomi?
[09:49] Lucy
Oh, I'm sorry.
[09:50] Lucy
I should explain that first.
[09:53] Lucy
Your agents are over there.
[09:56] Tani
Kenji-kun!
[09:57] Tani
Naomi!
[10:00] Tani
Damn it!
[10:01] Tani
Naomi!
[10:01] Lucy
It won't open without the key.
[10:03] Lucy
That one opens, though.
[10:07] Naka
They're all frozen.
[10:09] Naka
Has time come to a stop?
[10:11] Lucy
My name is Lucy.
[10:14] Lucy
This is a dimension
I created with my ability.
[10:17] Lucy
But worry not.
[10:19] Lucy
You can leave whenever you want,
through that white door.
[10:22] Lucy
That is, if you don't want
your colleagues back.
[10:25] Tani
What do you want?
[10:27] Lucy
That's easy.
[10:28] Lucy
I just want you to play
with Anne in this chamber.
[10:31] Lucy
Come, Anne.
SIGN Guild Apprentice: Lucy M
SIGN Ability: Anne of Abyssal Red
[10:44] Lucy
Anne loves to play.
[10:46] Lucy
She's a bit needy, but she's quite cute.
[10:53] Lucy
But if you leave through that door,
[10:55] Lucy
you'll forget everything
that happened in this room.
[10:58] Lucy
Do you get it, now?
[11:02] Lucy
Oh, my..
[11:03] Lucy
Only three of you are left?
[11:05] Naka
It's not safe here.
[11:06] Naka
You should run.
[11:09] Ougai
I'm looking for a girl.
[11:11] Ougai
She's lovely, just like an angel.
[11:14] Ougai
Have you see her?
[11:16] Naka
No, I'm sorry to say.
[11:18] Ougai
I see.
[11:20] Ougai
Her name is Elise-chan.
[11:23] Ougai
Anyway, ever since we've been separated,
[11:25] Ougai
I've been beside myself.
[11:29] Ougai
She may be behind that door.
[11:32] Ougai
If that's the case,
[11:33] Ougai
I'll regret running away
for the rest of my life.
[11:36] Ougai
So I'll stay, too.
[11:38] Naka
Okay.
[11:40] Lucy
The rules are simple.
[11:41] Lucy
Play tag with my lovely Anne.
[11:44] Lucy
If she tags you, you lose.
[11:47] Lucy
If you can open the door using that key
before she catches you, you win.
[11:51] Lucy
I'll return the hostages.
[11:53] Lucy
Well?
[11:54] Lucy
Who's in?
[11:56] Tani
Can two play at once?
[11:58] Lucy
Of course.
[12:00] Lucy
It's more fun if we play all together.
[12:05] Naka
We can win if we use Tanizaki-san's
Light Snow ability to project illusions.
[12:09] Lucy
Are you ready?
[12:11] Tani
Yeah.
[12:12] Lucy
Ready, set...
[12:16] Lucy
Go!
[12:18] Naka
She's fast!
[12:21] Lucy
Caught...
[12:22] Lucy
[12:23] Lucy
the first one!
[12:28] Naka
Tanizaki-san!
[12:33] Lucy
We've made yet another friend.
[12:36] Lucy
What a great day, Anne.
[12:38] Lucy
What? What's that?
[12:40] Lucy
You want more?
[12:41] Lucy
Well, then...
[12:56] Lucy
Wow, amazing!
[12:58] Lucy
I want to see more.
[13:00] Lucy
What a strong, useful ability...
[13:04] Lucy
I'm sure you were valued highly
from the moment you were born.
[13:08] Lucy
I heard you're an orphan.
[13:10] Lucy
I grew up in an orphanage, too.
[13:13] Lucy
It was a very cold place.
[13:16] Lucy
After using ice-cold rags
to clean the whole day,
[13:20] Lucy
my fingers would ache for days.
[13:24] Lucy
Given my ability,
[13:26] Lucy
everyone thought I was a freak.
[13:29] Lucy
I heard the Agency was desperate
to find you when you were taken.
[13:34] Lucy
How wonderful.
[13:35] Lucy
It must be because you have a great ability.
[13:38] Naka
I...
[13:39] Lucy
The Guild took me in because they
saw potential in my ability, too.
[13:43] Lucy
But there is no room for error in The Guild.
[13:46] Lucy
If I fail in this mission,
[13:48] Lucy
I will be tossed aside
like a used napkin.
[13:51] Lucy
Then I'll be all alone again.
[13:55] Lucy
Hey.
[13:56] Lucy
Why does it have to be you?
[13:58] Lucy
Why can't it be me?
[14:01] Lucy
It's so unfair.
[14:03] Lucy
You should know how I feel, too!
[14:06] Lucy
You should stay in this room forever!
[14:11] Naka
The only way out is to put
the key in that door.
[14:17] Naka
Okay!
[14:18] Naka
I win!
[14:20] Ougai
Watch out, boy!
[14:21] Naka
What?
[14:27] Lucy
Be careful. The key is important.
[14:30] Naka
I thought I'd win if I opened
the door with the key!
[14:32] Lucy
That's right. If you could open it.
[14:35] Lucy
I have no idea how to use
a key like this, myself.
[14:41] Naka
So there was no way to
win in the first place.
[14:45] Lucy
The real game starts now.
[14:47] Lucy
You seem to be a genius at tag,
[14:51] Lucy
but I wonder how long your
soul will last like this?
[15:02] Naka
There's no way to counter this.
[15:04] Naka
I'll be caught eventually.
[15:06] Naka
I can't hope to turn the tide now.
[15:11] Naka
I have no choice but to hope that
Dazai-san and the others will come!
[15:13] Lucy
You're going to run away,
leaving your friends behind?
[15:15] Naka
Even if he were in this situation,
[15:16] Naka
Dazai-san'd think of something!
[15:19] Naka
But I can't!
[15:23] Ougai
No, boy.
[15:25] Ougai
Your enemy lies that way.
[15:27] Ougai
I wouldn't advise running away
in this particular case.
[15:30] Ougai
Er, that is,
[15:32] Ougai
if you'd trust the words of your
local neighborhood physician.
[15:36] Ougai
If you were to believe her words,
[15:39] Ougai
you'll forget everything once
you leave through that door.
[15:42] Ougai
You'll remember neither
the enemy's subterfuge,
[15:44] Ougai
nor your colleagues in danger.
[15:46] Ougai
And the enemy will continue
to press her attack.
[15:48] Ougai
I'll teach you something of use.
[15:50] Ougai
In game theory,
[15:52] Ougai
the optimal strategy is to launch
[15:54] Ougai
a total counteroffensive on an
enemy who has attacked you.
[15:58] Ougai
Crush the enemy.
[16:00] Naka
But how?
[16:02] Ougai
An arrogant enemy who feels invincible
[16:04] Ougai
is the most vulnerable opponent of all.
[16:06] Ougai
And did I hear right, that
the ones beyond that door
[16:11] Ougai
are the very ones who desperately
tried to save you when you were taken?
[16:18] Naka
That's right.
[16:20] Naka
They all saved me.
[16:23] Lucy
Are you done with the chit-chat?
[16:24] Lucy
Is your motivation back?
[16:27] Naka
It's my turn, then.
[16:30] Ougai
That's right.
[16:31] Ougai
That is your optimal solution.
[16:33] Lucy
It wouldn't be fun any other way.
[16:36] Lucy
But...
[16:37] Lucy
It's already over.
[16:41] Naka
Another one!
[16:42] Lucy
Of course! There are two of you.
[16:44] Naka
Shit!
[16:51] Lucy
All right, that's that.
[16:53] Lucy
So, what will you do, mister?
[16:56] Lucy
Thanks to you,
[16:58] Lucy
the tiger didn't get away.
[17:00] Lucy
So I could let you go as a
sign of my appreciation.
[17:04] Lucy
Or maybe I want to see your expression
when Anne catches you.
[17:10] Ougai
Do you want to try me?
[17:12] Lucy
What? What's going on?
[17:16] Lucy
My legs are trembling
so much, I can't move.
[17:18] Lucy
Is this pure malice?
[17:21] Lucy
But why can't Anne move, either?
[17:26] Ougai
It won't work.
[17:28] Ougai
You've already lost.
[17:31] Ougai
Look at the door.
[17:37] Lucy
What?!
[17:39] Lucy
But I know I shut the door.
[17:41] Lucy
Why?
[17:43] Naka
You've made one mistake.
[17:45] Naka
This fight was two against
one from the very start!
[17:48] Naka
The moment the door opened,
[17:50] Naka
Tanizaki-san used his Light Snow
ability to create a false door.
[17:54] Lucy
Impossible.
[17:55] Lucy
And you were able to resist the force
[17:58] Lucy
sucking you into the room with
your arms and legs alone?
[18:01] Naka
You misunderstand me.
[18:03] Naka
I am not strong, and I'm not popular.
[18:06] Naka
Rather, I've led a cursed life.
[18:09] Naka
That's why I understand your jealousy
and hatred of others all too well.
[18:14] Naka
I don't really want you
to fail this mission!
[18:17] Naka
I don't want you to lose the place
where you can feel you belong!
[18:19] Naka
But because I'm weak and inexperienced,
[18:21] Naka
I can think of no other way!
[18:23] Lucy
What?
[18:26] Lucy
This is...
[18:27] Naka
I tied a ribbon to you.
[18:35] Naka
Release your ability and let everyone go!
[18:38] Naka
Or I'll drag you into the room.
[18:41] Naka
Without a key, the door won't open.
[18:44] Naka
That means if you're imprisoned inside,
[18:46] Naka
no one can ever open that door.
[18:49] Naka
If that happens, you won't
be able to return to reality
[18:51] Naka
even if you release your ability.
[18:54] Naka
Am I wrong?
[18:55] Lucy
That's...
[18:56] Naka
Our abilities aren't tools of convenience
made to control everyone else.
[18:59] Naka
I know that better than most.
[19:01] Naka
Do you want to be trapped in the dimension
of your own making until you die—
[19:04] Naka
No, even after you die?
[19:07] Lucy
I... I can't afford to fail!
[19:10] Naka
I'm going to let go.
[19:11] Naka
You only have that split second
before the door closes to decide.
[19:15] Lucy
No, wait!
[19:42] Naka
Um, hey...
[19:44] Naka
If I...
[19:45] Naka
If I can do anything for you...
[19:48] Naka
Um!
[19:52] Ougai
Oh, Elise-chan!
[19:54] Ougai
Are you okay?!
[19:56] Ougai
Where've you been!
[19:57] Ougai
I was so worried!
[19:59] Ougai
You just up and vanished...
[20:00] Elise
I thought Rintarou would worry
if I suddenly disappeared.
[20:05] Elise
I wanted to make Rintarou cry.
[20:07] Ougai
That's so mean, Elise-chan!
[20:09] Ougai
But I forgive you, because you're so cute!
[20:13] Naka
Kyouka-chan?
[20:15] Naka
You came to get me?
[20:17] Kyou
I was worried.
[20:20] Naka
Thank you.
[20:21] Ougai
We'll be taking our leave now.
[20:26] Naka
Thank you for your advice earlier.
[20:30] Naka
So you're a doctor?
[20:32] Ougai
Ex-doctor.
[20:34] Ougai
Right now, I'm just a middle-aged man
[20:36] Ougai
keeping a small group of people in line.
[20:39] Ougai
Boy...
[20:41] Ougai
A logical, optimal solution exists
in any wartime situation,
[20:43] Ougai
no matter how difficult the challenge.
[20:46] Ougai
You must not forget that,
especially in times of confusion
[20:48] Ougai
when you might feel
inclined to recklessness.
[20:51] Naka
Okay.
[20:52] Ougai
Goodbye, then.
[20:54] Naka
There is a way, even in difficult times...
[21:01] Naka
What's wrong, Kyouka-chan?
[21:04] Naka
Kyouka-chan?
[21:06] Naka
Kyouka-chan!
[21:09] Ougai
I had a good time.
[21:12] Ougai
I wanted to return to my younger days
[21:14] Ougai
and use my ability to mow down
my enemies left and right.
[21:18] Elise
You're too old for that!
[21:19] Ougai
That's so mean.
[21:21] Ougai
I may not look like much, but...
[21:44] Ougai
So this is a Guild assassin?
[21:46] Chuuya
Yes, sir.
[21:47] Ougai
The Agency and The Guild...
[21:49] Ougai
It seems we are in a challenging
wartime situation, ourselves.
SIGN Port Mafia Leader: Mori Ougai
[21:55] Ougai
We need an optimal solution.
[21:58] Ougai
The Agency and The Guild...
SIGN Ability: Vita Sexualis
[22:03] Ougai
Those who oppose us will be crushed,
[22:06] Ougai
and annihilated.
[22:08] [SONG] Sign 2209
To Be Continued