Season 1

1 - Fortune Is Unpredictable and Mutable

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SIGN    One Bowl of Tea on Rice
[00:08] Naka
    One bowl of tea on rice...
[00:15] Naka
    Pickled plums, slivered nori,
[00:17] Naka
    and leftover chicken from dinner...
[00:20] Naka
    All doused in piping-hot water,
[00:23] Naka
    then shoveled in with salted kelp...
[00:28] Naka
    That was so good...
[00:30] Naka
    All those bowls of tea on rice I'd sneak
    into the kitchen to make at the orphanage...
[00:40] Naka
    Ow!
[00:42] Naka
    Damn it...
[00:43] Naka
    I'm gonna die of hunger.
[00:48] Naka
    My name is Atsushi.
SIGN    Episode 1:
    Fortune Is Unpredictable
    and Mutable
[00:50] Naka
    Due to certain circumstances,
    I'm about to die from starvation.
[00:57] Naka
    After being driven out of the orphanage,
[00:59] Naka
    I had nothing to eat, nowhere to sleep,
[01:01] Naka
    and, as one might expect,
    not a cent to my name.
[01:04] Naka
    Yet, I lack the courage to commit theft.
[01:07] Naka
    That is how I've arrived at
    my current predicament...
[01:11] Naka
    However...
[01:13] Naka
    If I wish to live,
[01:15] Naka
    I have no choice but to
    steal and take from others!
[01:18] (Flashback) Man
    Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[01:20] (Flashback) Man
    No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
[01:22] (Flashback) Woman
    The world would be a better place
[01:24] (Flashback) Woman
    if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[01:26] Naka
    Shut up...
[01:28] Naka
    Shut up!
[01:29] Naka
    Shut up!
[01:31] Naka
    Shut up!
[01:35] Naka
    Die in a ditch?
[01:37] Naka
    I'm not gonna die!
[01:40] Naka
    I'm gonna live, no matter what it takes!
[01:42] Naka
    Okay...
[01:43] Naka
    I'll rush the first person who comes along
[01:45] Naka
    and rob them of everything they've got!
[01:52] Naka
    Well, that was mission impossible.
[01:54] Naka
    I can't catch him on an empty stomach...
[01:56] Naka
    Next!
[01:57] Army
    One, two, three, four!
[02:00] Army
    One, two, three, four!
[02:02] Naka
    I... I doubt military police'd be
    toting their wallets during training.
[02:06] Naka
    But the next person who
    comes along... for sure!
[02:11] Naka
    I've got this!
[02:15] Naka
    Well...
[02:17] Naka
    I can't possibly count him.
[02:22] Naka
    Y-Yeah, I'll pass, please.
[02:26] Naka
    I... I'll pass...
[02:30] Naka
    Fine!
SIGN    In the end...
SIGN    ...I saved a life?
[02:50] Naka
    You were floating down the river...
[02:52] Naka
    Are you okay?
[02:55] Dazai
    I made it.
[02:58] Dazai
    Damn.
[02:59] Naka
    "Damn"?
[03:01] Naka
    Did he just say "damn"?
[03:03] Dazai
    Are you the one who
    interrupted my submersion?
[03:07] Naka
    I was just trying to help.
[03:10] Naka
    Huh?
[03:11] Naka
    Submersion?
SIGN    Submersion...
[03:12] Dazai
    You don't know what I mean by that?
[03:14] Dazai
    I was trying to commit suicide.
SIGN    S-Suicide?!
SIGN    ...Suicide?
[03:18] Dazai
    That's right.
SIGN    I was trying to kill myself.
[03:21] Dazai
    But you just had to interfere...
SIGN    Why...
SIGN    ...am I being lectured?
SIGN    Wait, is he scolding me for saving him?
[03:28] Dazai
    Still, my priority is to
    commit a clean suicide
[03:30] Dazai
    without being a burden to anyone.
[03:34] Dazai
    Yet I did trouble you,
[03:36] Dazai
    so the fault lies with me at this point.
[03:38] Dazai
    I should apologize in some way.
SIGN    Growl
[03:41] Dazai
    Are you hungry, boy?
[03:43] Naka
    Well..
[03:45] Naka
    I haven't eaten in several days.
SIGN    Growl
[03:48] Naka
    Ugh...
[03:50] Dazai
    How odd.
[03:51] Dazai
    I'm also hungry.
[03:53] Naka
    Then...
[03:54] Dazai
    By the way, the river seems
    to have taken my wallet.
[03:58] Naka
    You've got to be kidding...
[03:59] Kuni
    There you are, blockhead!
[04:03] Dazai
    Oh, hey.
[04:05] Dazai
    Nice work, Kunikida-kun.
[04:08] Kuni
    Nice work?
[04:10] Kuni
    And just who caused all this work,
[04:12] Kuni
    you suicidal maniac?!
[04:14] Kuni
    I've had enough of you disrupting my schedule!
[04:16] Dazai
    Oh, right!
[04:17] Dazai
    I have a great idea.
[04:19] Dazai
    He's a colleague of mine from work.
[04:21] Dazai
    Let's have him treat you to a meal.
[04:23] Kuni
    Are you even listening to me?!
[04:25] Dazai
    What's your name?
[04:28] Naka
    Huh?
[04:29] Naka
    Nakajima... Atsushi.
[04:31] Dazai
    Well, come along, Atsushi-kun!
[04:34] Dazai
    What would you like to eat?
[04:37] Naka
    Um...
[04:39] Naka
    Well, if it's not too much trouble...
[04:40] Dazai
    Oh, there's no need to hold back!
[04:43] Naka
    I'd like to eat tea on rice...
[04:51] Dazai
    So a boy on the brink of starvation
    wants to eat tea on rice?
[04:54] Dazai
    Very well, let's have Kunikida-kun
    treat you to thirty bowls of that!
[04:59] Kuni
    Don't get all generous with my money, Dazai!
[05:02] Naka
    Dazai?
[05:04] Dazai
    Yeah, that's my name.
[05:14] Dazai
    I am Dazai.
[05:17] Dazai
    Dazai Osamu.
[05:28] Kuni
    You're unbelievable.
[05:31] Kuni
    Who goes "that's a nice river"
[05:34] Kuni
    and jumps into it in the middle of a job?!
[05:36] Kuni
    Thanks to you, look!
[05:38] Kuni
    Look how off-schedule we are now!
[05:40] Dazai
    You sure like your schedules, Kunikida-kun.
SIGN    Ideal
[05:45] Kuni
    This isn't a schedule!
[05:47] Kuni
    This is an ideal!
[05:48] Kuni
    My guide in life!
[05:51] Kuni
    And nowhere in this book
[05:52] Kuni
    is it written that my work partner
     is a suicidal maniac!
[05:57] Kuni
    Shut up!
[05:59] Kuni
    Nowhere on my projected expenses
    page will you find written
[06:01] Kuni
    that I will buy a million bowls of
     tea on rice for a snot-nosed brat!
[06:07] Kuni
    Like I said, it's a job!
[06:10] Kuni
    Our job today?
[06:12] Kuni
    It involves the military.
[06:14] Dazai
    How are you two communicating, actually?
[06:19] Naka
    I'm so full.
[06:22] Naka
    I don't want to see another bowl
    of this for at least ten years.
[06:24] Kuni
    Why, you...
[06:26] Kuni
    How dare you be so shameless
    after eating on my dime?
[06:30] Naka
    You're a real lifesaver.
[06:33] Naka
    After leaving the orphanage
    and coming to Yokohama,
[06:36] Naka
    I've had nothing to eat and nowhere to sleep.
[06:39] Naka
    I thought I'd die of starvation.
[06:40] Dazai
    You're from an orphanage?
[06:43] Naka
    Putting it one way, yes.
[06:45] Naka
    But they kicked me out.
[06:47] Dazai
    That's some non-profit there.
[06:50] Kuni
    Hey, Dazai!
[06:51] Kuni
    We're not some philanthropists going around
    helping brats down on their luck, okay?
[06:55] Kuni
    Let's get back to the job at hand.
SIGN    Ideal
[06:56] Naka
    That reminds me, you said earlier that
    your current job involves the military.
[07:01] Naka
    What is your line of work, exactly?
[07:02] Dazai
    Oh, we're just private investigators.
[07:06] Naka
    Private investigators...?
[07:07] Kuni
    That's not to say we only handle lost pets
     and alleged extramarital affairs.
[07:11] Kuni
    Perhaps you've heard of the
    Armed Detective Agency,
[07:13] Kuni
    an organization with individuals
    possessing supernatural powers?
[07:16] Naka
    What?
[07:19] Naka
    I've heard of this Armed
    Detective Agency in rumors...
[07:25] Naka
    Said to be an agency
    specializing in objectives
[07:27] Naka
    that cannot be entrusted to the
    likes of the police or the military...
[07:30] Naka
    A twilight armed force positioned
    between the world of night and day...
[07:39] Naka
    I'm told many from the Agency
    possess supernatural powers...
[07:45] Naka
    but does that also apply to these two?
[07:50] Dazai
    Check out that nice beam up there.
[07:54] Kuni
    Don't analyze whether you can hang yourself
    in a random teahouse we just stumbled into!
[07:57] Dazai
    Don't get me wrong.
[07:58] Dazai
    We're talking the hanging health method.
[08:00] Kuni
    What's that about?
[08:02] Dazai
    What, you don't know?!
[08:04] Dazai
    It's so good for shoulder cramps!
[08:06] Kuni
    What?!
[08:06] Kuni
    Such a thing exists?!
[08:08] Dazai
    Hey, write this all down!
[08:11] Kuni
    Hanging... health... method...
[08:15] Dazai
    I'm messing with you.
[08:17] Naka
    A-Are these two seriously with
    the Armed Detective Agency?
[08:20] Dazai
    My partner gets himself washed up in a river,
[08:22] Dazai
    and a brat on death's door just
    stuffs himself with no shame.
[08:25] Dazai
    My schedule for the day was just perfect,
[08:28] Dazai
    but I have to start over from square one!
[08:28] Naka
    So, about your job today...
[08:29] Dazai
    I'll ensure that the job will be
    completed on schedule, if nothing else!
[08:32] Kuni
    Yeah?!
[08:33] Naka
    Sorry, I shouldn't have asked!
[08:36] Naka
    R-Right, of course your jobs are classified!
[08:41] Kuni
    Today's job doesn't really require secrecy.
[08:45] Kuni
    We're looking for a certain
    tiger on behest of the military.
[08:49] Naka
    A tiger?
[08:50] Dazai
    A man-eater who's recently
    appeared in these parts.
[08:54] Dazai
    Well, not that we know for
    sure it's devoured anyone,
[08:56] Dazai
    but it's ransacked warehouses and
    eaten farm produce and the like,
[08:59] Dazai
    doing whatever it wants.
[09:01] Dazai
    It's been spotted around here lately.
[09:06] Dazai
    What's wrong, Atsushi-kun?
[09:08] Naka
    I... I... I'll be leaving now.
[09:11] Naka
    G-Good-bye.
[09:12] Kuni
    Wait, brat!
[09:15] Kuni
    You know something, don't you?
[09:21] Naka
    You can't.
[09:23] Naka
    No one can take it on!
[09:25] Kuni
    You know the man-eating tiger?
[09:28] Naka
    It's after me.
[09:30] Naka
    It almost killed me!
[09:32] Naka
    If it's been seen around here,
[09:33] Naka
    I have to run, now!
[09:39] Kuni
    Hey, brat!
[09:40] Kuni
    You'll either pay for the food with
    your arm or by telling us everything.
[09:43] Dazai
    Now, now, Kunikida-kun.
[09:45] Dazai
    Whenever you try to ask questions,
[09:48] Dazai
    it becomes an interrogation.
[09:49] Dazai
    The CEO's been talking to you about this.
[09:53] Dazai
    And...
[09:55] Dazai
    what do you know about this tiger?
[09:59] Naka
    My orphanage was trashed by that tiger.
[10:03] Naka
    It ravaged our fields,
[10:05] Naka
    it ravaged our chicken coop,
[10:07] Naka
    and even our warehouse.
[10:09] Naka
    No one died, sure,
[10:13] Naka
    but the orphanage was already
    on a shoestring budget.
[10:17] Naka
    I got kicked out so that they
    had one less mouth to feed.
[10:19] (Flashback) Man
    Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[10:21] (Flashback) Woman
    The world would be a better place if
    you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[10:24] (Flashback) Naka
    Why me? I didn't do anything...
[10:26] (Flashback) Man
    We don't need worthless louts!
[10:29] (Flashback) Man
    You'll never find a place where you belong!
[10:33] (Flashback) Man
    Just go! I hope you rot in hell!
[10:38] Dazai
    Well, that's tragic.
[10:41] Kuni
    So, boy, what's this talk about
     the tiger almost killing you?
[10:45] Naka
    The man-eater always shows up wherever I go.
[10:52] Naka
    Just a while ago, when I was
    walking around Tsurumi...
[11:09] Man
    It's a tiger!
[11:10] Man
    There's a tiger!
[11:14] Naka
    I'd seen it out of the corner
    of my eyes many times,
[11:17] Naka
    starting two weeks before I was
    chased out of the orphanage.
[11:19] Naka
    I'm sure it's come all the way
    to the city in search of me.
[11:22] Dazai
    When was the last time you saw the tiger?
[11:27] Naka
    I think I saw it around Tsurumi
[11:30] Naka
    about four days ago.
[11:31] Kuni
    It's true that its antics have been
    focused here for the past two weeks.
[11:36] Kuni
    In addition, it was sighted
    around Tsurumi four days ago.
[11:43] Dazai
    Atsushi-kun, are you free?
[11:46] Naka
    I have a really bad feeling about this...
[11:49] Dazai
    You being the man-eater's target
    presents an excellent opportunity.
[11:53] Naka
    Huh?
[11:54] Dazai
    Please help us find the tiger.
[11:56] Naka
    No way!
[11:57] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun, please go back to the
    Agency and give this to the president.
[12:00] Kuni
    Hey, don't tell me you plan to catch the
    tiger all alone with the two of you?
[12:02] Kuni
    We should first confirm whether
    his information is accurate.
[12:05] Dazai
    It's fine.
[12:09] Naka
    I'm not doing this, okay?!
[12:11] Naka
    This means you're going
    to use me as bait, right?
[12:13] Naka
    Who in their right mind would agree to that—
[12:14] Dazai
    There's a reward.
SIGN    Currently penniless.
[12:17] Naka
    What? Reward?
[12:19] Naka
    A reward?
[12:21] Naka
    Nah...
[12:23] Naka
    You're not gonna tempt me with that!
[12:25] Naka
    B-But just for reference,
[12:28] Naka
    how much would the reward be...?
[12:31] Dazai
    About this much.
[12:47] Naka
    Dazai-san, what are you reading?
[12:51] Dazai
    A good book.
[12:53] Naka
    I'm surprised you can
    read when it's this dark.
[12:55] Dazai
    I have good vision.
SIGN    Complete
    Guide to Suicide
[12:57] Dazai
    Besides, I already know everything
     that happens in this book.
[13:01] Naka
    Why are you reading it, then?
[13:04] Dazai
    A good book is always good, no matter
    how many times you've already read it.
[13:11] Naka
    Will the tiger really show up here?
[13:14] Dazai
    It will.
[13:17] Dazai
    Don't worry.
[13:21] Dazai
    Even if it shows up, it's no match for me.
[13:25] Dazai
    I may not look like much,
[13:26] Dazai
    but I am an operative of
    the Armed Detective Agency.
[13:29] Naka
    You're really confident.
[13:31] Naka
    I'm kind of jealous.
[13:34] Naka
    They called me a good-for-nothing at the
     orphanage as far back as I can remember.
[13:38] Naka
    And now, I don't even know where I'll sleep tonight
     or whether I'll be able to earn my keep tomorrow.
[13:43] (Flashback) Man
    Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[13:44] (Flashback) Man
    You'll never find a place where you belong!
[13:50] Naka
    No one'd care if someone like me
    were to die in a ditch somewhere.
[13:54] Naka
    Yeah, I may be better off eaten by a tiger...
[14:01] Dazai
    Well, then...
[14:03] Dazai
    I think it'll be soon.
[14:05] Naka
    What?!
[14:08] Naka
    I... I just heard something back there.
[14:10] Dazai
    Yeah.
[14:11] Naka
    I bet that's the tiger, Dazai-san!
[14:13] Dazai
    No, I think the wind just
    knocked something down.
[14:17] Naka
    It's the man-eater!
[14:18] Naka
    It's come to eat me!
[14:20] Dazai
    Calm down, Atsushi-kun.
[14:23] Dazai
    Tigers don't show up from places like that.
[14:26] Naka
    How do you know for sure?!
[14:27] Dazai
    Something wasn't quite right to begin with.
[14:31] Dazai
    Just because their finances went south,
[14:33] Dazai
    why would an orphanage banish a child?
[14:37] Dazai
    It's not some farming
    village from a bygone era.
[14:39] Dazai
    Banishing one or two mouths to feed would
    hardly put a dent in their deficit.
[14:45] Dazai
    It'd make more sense to downsize
[14:47] Dazai
    by transferring half of the kids
     to a different orphanage.
[14:53] Naka
    What are you talking about, Dazai-san?
[14:57] Dazai
    You came to this city two weeks ago...
[15:00] Dazai
    The tiger also appeared in
    this city two weeks ago.
[15:05] Dazai
    You were in the Tsurumi area four days ago.
[15:09] Dazai
    The tiger was also sighted
    there four days ago.
[15:14] Dazai
    Remember what Kunikida-kun said?
[15:16] Dazai
    The Armed Detective Agency is comprised
    of individuals with supernatural powers.
[15:21] Dazai
    Though not a well-known fact,
[15:23] Dazai
    there are quite a few individuals who
    possess supernatural abilities in this world.
[15:29] Dazai
    Some use their powers to
    achieve great success,
[15:32] Dazai
    while others fall into ruin as a result
    of being unable to control their powers.
[15:39] Dazai
    I'm guessing that the orphanage
    staff knew who the tiger was,
[15:43] Dazai
    but declined to enlighten you.
[15:46] Dazai
    You were the only one who remained ignorant.
[15:48] Dazai
    You also have supernatural powers.
[15:52] Dazai
    You have the ability to transform
    into a wild beast in the moonlight.
[16:06] Dazai
    This is impressive.
[16:08] Dazai
    You could easily...
[16:13] Dazai
    snap a person's neck.
[16:20] Dazai
    It wouldn't be so bad to meet one's end
[16:23] Dazai
    being eaten by a beast,
[16:26] Dazai
    but you can't kill me.
[16:30] Dazai
    My ability is...
[16:31] Sign 1633
    No Longer Human
[16:32] Dazai
    No Longer Human.
[16:43] Dazai
    My ability allows me to render
    any other ability null
[16:47] Dazai
    through simple touch.
[17:03] Dazai
    I have no such tastes in men.
SIGN    Thud
[17:07] Kuni
    Hey, Dazai!
[17:09] Dazai
    Oh, you're late, Kunikida-kun.
[17:12] Dazai
    I've captured the tiger.
[17:14] Kuni
    What, it's this boy?
[17:17] Dazai
    He has the ability to transform into a tiger.
[17:20] Kuni
    Jeez.
[17:23] Kuni
    What was with this note?
[17:25] Dazai
    "A tiger will appear in the warehouse
    in the fifteenth district."
[17:28] Dazai
    "Secure the perimeter so
    that it can't get away."
[17:30] Dazai
    It's an excellent, concise note.
[17:33] Kuni
    You've left out the most important detail!
[17:35] Kuni
    Next time, explain in advance.
[17:37] Kuni
    Thanks to you, I had to bring in
    guys who weren't even on call.
[17:40] Kuni
    Take them out for drinks later.
[17:42] Kenji
    Hey!
SIGN    Yosano Akiko
SIGN    Ability:
     Thou Shalt Not Die
[17:47] Yosa
    What, no casualties?
[17:50] Yosa
    How boring.
SIGN    Edogawa Rampo
SIGN    Ability:
    Ultra-Deduction
[17:52] Rampo
    You've come a long way, Dazai.
[17:55] Rampo
    Though you still have a ways to go
    before you even come close to me.
SIGN    Miyazawa Kenji
SIGN    Ability: Be Not
     Defeated by the Rain
[17:58] Kenji
    But what are we going to do with him?
[18:02] Kenji
    He didn't know he was doing it, right?
[18:04] Kuni
    Yeah, you're right.
SIGN    Kunikida Doppo
SIGN    Ability: Doppo Poet
[18:07] Kuni
    What do you think, Dazai?
[18:08] Kuni
    The ward's designated him as a major threat.
SIGN    Dazai Osamu
SIGN    Ability:
     No Longer Human
[18:14] Dazai
    I've already made a decision.
[18:25] (Flashback) Naka
    They called me a good-for-nothing at the
     orphanage as far back as I can remember.
[18:29] (Flashback) Naka
    And now, I don't even know where I'll sleep tonight
     or whether I'll be able to earn my keep tomorrow.
[18:34] (Flashback) Naka
    No one'd care if someone like me
    were to die in a ditch somewhere.
[18:39] (Flashback) Naka
    Yeah, I may be better
    off eaten by a tiger...
[18:47] Dazai
    We'll make him one of us.
[18:49] Kenji
    Nice!
[18:49] Yosa
    Are you serious?
[18:51] Rampo
    Dazai, you are an idiot.
[18:55] Kuni
    What gives you the right to decide that?
[18:56] Kenji
    There, there.
[18:57] Dazai
    Wake up, boy!
[19:00] Dazai
    Here, in a city teeming
    with the supernatural...
[19:03] Dazai
    Here, in a detective agency
    teeming with eccentrics...
[19:07] Dazai
    A strange tale is about to unfold.
[19:10] Dazai
    This is only a sign of things to come...
    A premonition, if you will.
[19:15] Dazai
    Now...
[19:19] Naka
    Huh?
[19:24] Naka
    I...
[19:26] Dazai
    Atsushi-kun.
[19:28] Dazai
    Do you remember nothing at all
     from when you were transformed?
[19:32] Naka
    What are you talking about?
[19:34] Dazai
    Oh.
[19:35] Dazai
    But your right hand's still there.
[19:37] Naka
    Right hand?
[19:46] Naka
    What?!
SIGN    Nakajima Atsushi
SIGN    Ability: Beast Beneath The Moonlight
[19:49] Naka
    What the?
[19:49] Naka
    What's this?
[19:51] Naka
    What the hell?!
[19:53] Dazai
    Nakajima Atsushi!
[19:57] Dazai
    You'll become one of us.
[20:01] Dazai
    From this day forth, you'll be a member
     of the Armed Detective Agency.
[20:08] Naka
    Huh?
[21:44] Naka
    It's been a long time since
    I've slept on a futon.
[21:46] Naka
    I feel reborn...
[21:48] Kuni
    Hey, brat.
[21:49] Kuni
    There's an emergency.
[21:50] Kuni
    Hightail it over to the detective agency.
[21:52] Naka
    An emergency?
[21:54] Kuni
    A bomber's taken a hostage and
     holed himself up in our office.
[21:57] Naka
    I don't want to go!
[22:00] Naka
    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, episode 2:
SIGN    Episode 2:
    A Certain Bomb
[22:04] Naka
    "A Certain Bomb."
[22:06] Kuni
    Ability: Doppo Poet.
SIGN    Wire Gun

2 - A Certain Bomb

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[00:00] Naka
    
[00:00] Naka
    
[00:01] [SONG] Sign 0003
    I haven't smelled tatami mats in a long time.
[00:02] Naka
    I haven't smelled tatami mats in a long time.
[00:16] Naka
    Huh?
[00:18] Naka
    Where am I?
[00:22] Naka
    What happened last night?
[00:25] (Flashback) Dazai
    Do you remember nothing at all
    from when you were transformed?
[00:28] (Flashback) Naka
    What are you talking about?
[00:31] (Flashback) Dazai
    But your right hand's still there.
[00:33] (Flashback) Naka
    Right hand?
[00:56] Naka
    It's been so long...
[00:58] Naka
    ...since I slept under a roof.
[01:03] Naka
    What?
[01:03] Naka
    What?!
[01:04] Naka
    What?!
[01:07] Naka
    Huh?
[01:07] Naka
    Um, uhh...
[01:09] Naka
    Okay, I'm taking the call.
[01:10] Naka
    I'll do it right now!
[01:11] Naka
    Right this second!
[01:11] Naka
    Which button am I supposed to push?
[01:12] Naka
    Um...
[01:12] Naka
    This one? C'mon, hurry up.
    Gosh, which one is it?
[01:15] Naka
    H-Hello?!
[01:16] Dazai
    Good morning!
[01:18] Naka
    Oh, Dazai-san.
[01:21] Dazai
    Today's another fine day.
[01:23] Dazai
    How's the new dorm?
[01:26] Naka
    Great, thank you.
[01:27] Naka
    Compared to sleeping outdoors, it's heavenly.
[01:31] Dazai
    That's good to hear.
[01:32] Dazai
    The change of clothes at your pillow
    is a gift from everyone at the agency.
[01:37] Naka
    Thank you so much for everything.
[01:40] Dazai
    By the way, Atsushi-kun,
[01:42] Dazai
    I apologize for asking
    this out of the blue...
[01:44] Dazai
    but there's been an emergency.
[01:47] Naka
    An emergency?
[01:49] Dazai
    Yes, there can be no delay.
[01:52] Dazai
    Please come to the specified
    location immediately.
[01:54] Dazai
    It's a crisis!
[01:56] Dazai
    Only you can help.
[01:57] Naka
    O-Okay, I understand.
[03:31] Dazai
    Are you ready, Atsushi-kun?
[03:34] Naka
    Yes.
[03:35] Dazai
    First, when you leave the room,
    make sure you close the door.
[03:38] Dazai
    Look behind you!
[03:40] Naka
    Behind me?
[03:47] Naka
    Um...
[03:49] Naka
    What's this about?
[03:51] Dazai
    What do you think?
[03:54] Naka
    Maybe I'm hallucinating this morning?
[03:55] Dazai
    Wrong!
[03:57] Naka
    Is it an enemy attack?
[04:00] Naka
    Did you get caught in a trap?
[04:02] Dazai
    I got in myself.
[04:04] Dazai
    Well, you see...
[04:05] Dazai
    I heard that there's a way to commit
    suicide by getting stuck in an oil drum,
SIGN    Diagram
SIGN    Securing the feet is the key.
[04:09] Dazai
    so I decided to give it a shot.
[04:11] Dazai
    But now that I have,
[04:14] Dazai
    I'm just suffering without
    being able to actually die.
[04:18] Dazai
    Not to mention, now that I've
    wedged myself this deep,
[04:20] Dazai
    I can't get out on my own.
[04:21] Dazai
    I think I might die.
[04:23] Naka
    I see...
[04:24] Naka
    But it's a way to commit suicide,
[04:26] Naka
    so you should be able to kill yourself
    if you stay that way, I think?
[04:30] Dazai
    I like suicide,
[04:32] Dazai
    but I don't like suffering or pain!
[04:34] Dazai
    Why would I?!
[04:35] Dazai
    Also, I only learned this after the fact,
[04:36] Naka
    I see.
[04:37] Dazai
    but it wasn't a suicide method...
[04:39] Dazai
    It was a torture method!
[04:40] Naka
    There.
[04:42] Naka
    My name is Nakajima Atsushi.
[04:47] Naka
    Just the other day,
[04:49] Naka
    I turned into a tiger and went on a blind rampage
    and this man, Dazai-san, helped me.
[05:05] Naka
    While Dazai-san is this kind of person,
[05:09] Naka
    those people with supernatural powers
[05:11] Naka
    all belonged to the Armed Detective Agency.
[05:13] (Flashback) Dazai
    Nakajima Atsushi!
[05:16] (Flashback) Dazai
    You'll become one of us.
[05:21] (Flashback) Dazai
    From this day forth, you'll be a
    member of the Armed Detective Agency.
[05:27] Dazai
    That was painful.
[05:29] Dazai
    I owe you one, Atsushi-kun.
[05:32] Dazai
    Without you, I would've
    snapped in two at the waist.
[05:37] Naka
    Didn't you ask your other coworkers for help?
[05:40] Dazai
    I called them, sure.
[05:42] Dazai
    I told them I was on death's door.
[05:44] Dazai
    But then everyone was all
    like, "Congratulations."
[05:49] Dazai
    How's that make you feel?
[05:50] Naka
    I'm not surprised.
[05:53] Dazai
    Jeez.
[05:55] Dazai
    Anyone gifted with supernatural powers
    has something wrong with them inside...
[06:00] Naka
    Gifted, huh?
[06:05] Naka
    Dazai-san.
[06:07] Naka
    Everyone at the Armed Detective Agency...
    the private investigators, that is...
[06:12] Naka
    They're gifted, right?
[06:15] Dazai
    Right, they're an armed force
[06:17] Dazai
    taking on antagonists the police
    don't stand a chance against.
[06:20] Naka
    I don't stand a chance at
    joining the agency, then.
[06:23] Dazai
    You're gifted just fine.
[06:26] Naka
    It's true that I have the supernatural
    ability to turn into a tiger,
[06:31] Naka
    but I have absolutely no control over it.
[06:35] Naka
    I just transform unaware.
[06:38] Naka
    I can't will myself to
    transform into a tiger.
[06:42] Naka
    So I don't think I'll be
    of any use, even if I join.
[06:47] Naka
    I really appreciate the offer, though.
[06:49] Naka
    I'm sorry.
[06:51] Dazai
    What's your plan, then?
[06:53] Naka
    I think I'll look for a job
    I can actually handle,
[06:57] Naka
    though I don't think it'll be easy to find.
[07:01] Dazai
    I have an idea for a potential job.
[07:06] Dazai
    I can help you get it, if you'd like.
[07:08] Naka
    Really?
SIGN    Episode 2: A Certain Bomb
[07:11] Naka
    Thank you so much!
[07:13] Dazai
    We're going to meet the guarantor
    who'll introduce you to the job.
[07:19] Dazai
    I'm sure he'll like you.
[07:22] Naka
    What's the job?
[07:23] Dazai
    No point spoiling the fun.
[07:26] Dazai
    Well, there may be a test of sorts.
[07:28] Dazai
    Huh?
[07:28] Dazai
    A test?
[07:29] Dazai
    Atsushi-kun, can you write?
[07:32] Naka
    I do know how to read and write.
[07:34] Dazai
    Then you'll be fine.
[07:38] Dazai
    You'll be just fine, I'm sure.
[07:40] Dazai
    I guarantee it.
[07:42] Naka
    Thank you!
[07:45] Dazai
    You'd better thank me!
[07:46] Dazai
    Just leave it to me,
    and everything will be fine!
[07:50] Dazai
    After all, I am Dazai...
[07:52] Dazai
    The one and only whom the agency trusts
[07:55] Dazai
    and the populace adores!
[07:57] Kuni
    There you are, Dazai!
[08:00] Kuni
    You bandage-squandering machine!
[08:04] Dazai
    N-Nice nickname there, Kunikida-kun.
SIGN    Bandage-Squandering Machine?!
    That stung, just a little.
SIGN    
[08:09] Kuni
    Who's the one and only one
    the agency trusts, huh?
[08:12] Kuni
    You're the one and only one
[08:14] Kuni
    who we get complaints,
     curses, and grievances about!
[08:17] Naka
    Huh?
SIGN    Calls about complaints, curses...
    and grievances?
[08:18] Dazai
    What?
[08:20] Dazai
    Since when did I ever get a complaint?!
SIGN    Ideal
[08:23] Kuni
    Call in August:
[08:25] Kuni
    "One of your employees has been
    caught in an offshore fishing net."
[08:29] Kuni
    "Can you come retrieve him?"
[08:31] Kuni
    Call in September:
[08:33] Kuni
    "Some weirdo's got himself
    buried on my farm."
[08:36] Kuni
    "Could he be one of yours?"
[08:38] Dazai
    Th-Th-Th-Th-Th...
[08:39] Kuni
    Call in the same month:
[08:41] Kuni
    "Pay your tab, okay?!"
[08:44] Kuni
    "All six months' worth!"
[08:46] Dazai
    That's impossible...
[08:47] Dazai
    Who knew you were so good at imitating
    other people, Kunikida-kun?!
[08:52] Dazai
    You bastard!
[08:54] Dazai
    Stop ridiculing me!
[08:55] Naka
    I wonder if it's actually a good idea
[08:59] Naka
    to have him help me find a job...
[09:01] Kuni
    Oh, right!
[09:03] Kuni
    I wasted a whole minute
    dealing with this idiot.
[09:08] Kuni
    Let's hurry to the agency!
[09:09] Dazai
    Why?
[09:10] Kuni
    We have an emergency!
[09:12] Kuni
    A bomber's taken a hostage and
    holed himself up in our office.
[09:16] Naka
    A bomber?
[09:21] Naka
    Um...
[09:22] Kuni
    What?
[09:24] Kuni
    The agency's on the fourth floor.
[09:26] Naka
    That's not what I wanted to ask.
[09:29] Dazai
    Let's take the stairs, just in case.
[09:32] Naka
    Excuse me...
[09:32] Kuni
    Quiet!
[09:34] Naka
    Oh, sorry.
[09:36] Dazai
    Let's go, Atsushi-kun.
[09:38] Naka
    What?
[09:39] Bomber
    I can't...
[09:41] Bomber
    I can't take it anymore...
[09:44] Bomber
    It's all your fault...
[09:46] Bomber
    The Armed Detective Agency's fault.
[09:49] Bomber
    Where's the president?
[09:52] Bomber
    Bring the president!
[09:54] Bomber
    If you don't...
[09:55] Bomber
    I'll blow everyone to kingdom come.
[09:58] Dazai
    A personal grudge?
[10:00] Dazai
    That's inconvenient.
[10:02] Kuni
    Yeah...
[10:03] Naka
    Why am I here?
[10:06] Kuni
    The bomber seems pretty
    furious at the agency.
[10:09] Naka
    I don't think I'll be of
    any use. May I go now?
[10:13] Dazai
    We do attract a lot of ill will.
[10:16] Naka
    You're ignoring me?
[10:18] Dazai
    Besides, that's a high explosive.
[10:21] Dazai
    If the bomber acts on his
    threat and detonates it,
[10:24] Dazai
    the whole floor's as good as gone.
[10:26] Naka
    Oh no...
[10:27] Dazai
    We may be able to mitigate the
    force of the explosion somewhat
[10:30] Dazai
    if we can find something to cover the bomb,
SIGN    Safety First
[10:35] Dazai
    but given the circumstances...
[10:37] Dazai
    I can't believe he took a woman
    as a hostage, the coward.
[10:41] Naka
    Who's the girl?
[10:42] Dazai
    She's Naomi-chan, a part-time
    office assistant.
[10:45] Naka
    A part-timer?!
[10:47] Naka
    Then she's a completely innocent bystander!
[10:51] Kuni
    What should we do?
[10:53] Dazai
    Why don't we let him see the president?
[10:55] Kuni
    He'll try to kill the president!
[10:57] Kuni
    We can't let the president walk
    into a situation like that!
[11:01] Kuni
    I'm glad he's out on a business trip.
[11:03] Dazai
    Then there's only one method...
[11:07] Naka
    Are they going to use their abilities?
[11:14] Naka
    Huh?
[11:18] Dazai
    Go, go.
[11:20] Dazai
    C'mon, go!
[11:21] Kuni
    Hey.
[11:23] Kuni
    Calm down, boy.
[11:25] Bomber
    Stay away!
[11:26] Bomber
    I only want to see the president!
[11:27] Bomber
    If you do anything funny, I'll blow this up!
[11:31] Kuni
    Okay.
[11:32] Bomber
    I know who you are. You're Kunikida!
[11:35] Bomber
    I bet you're trying to
    make me let my guard down
[11:38] Bomber
    and use that annoying ability of yours!
[11:40] Bomber
    Well, fat chance.
[11:43] Bomber
    Get up on the desk on all fours
[11:45] Bomber
    and keep both hands where I can see them!
[11:48] Bomber
    I-If you don't do as I say,
[11:51] Bomber
    I'm taking you all down with me!
[11:58] Dazai
    This isn't good.
[12:00] Dazai
    Because of his personal grudge against the agency,
[12:03] Dazai
    he's done his research on all
    the members' names and faces.
[12:06] Dazai
    If I go, it'll only provoke him.
[12:11] Dazai
    Hmm... What to do?
[12:15] Naka
    I just got a really bad feeling...
[12:20] Dazai
    A-tsu-shi-ku—
[12:22] Naka
    No.
[12:23] Dazai
    I haven't even said anything.
[12:25] Naka
    I already know what you're going to say.
[12:27] Dazai
    Listen, Atsushi-kun.
[12:29] Dazai
    You're the only one here who's not a formal
    member and who the bomber won't know.
[12:35] Naka
    But even if I were to go,
[12:38] Naka
    I wouldn't be able to do anything.
[12:40] Dazai
    It'll be fine.
[12:42] Dazai
    We just need you to distract
    him for a short while.
[12:46] Dazai
    We'll do the rest.
[12:49] Dazai
    Let me think...
[12:50] Dazai
    Knowing you, how about you
    put on an off-putting act
[12:55] Dazai
    as a worthless human being?
[12:57] Dazai
    Here are some props.
[13:02] Dazai
    Trust me.
[13:05] Dazai
    Scuffles on this scale
[13:07] Dazai
    are child's play to the Armed
    Detective Agency, Atsushi-kun.
[13:14] Dazai
    
[13:19] Naka
    S-S-S-Stop!
[13:22] Naka
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What could you possibly accomplish?
[13:25] Naka
    I... I bet this would make your parents sad!
[13:28] Bomber
    Who the hell are you?!
SIGN    S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S...
SIGN    Scary
[13:30] Naka
    Sorry!
[13:32] Bomber
    You're not with the agency.
[13:36] Naka
    A-A-As you can tell,
[13:38] Naka
    I'm just a newspaper delivery boy
     who happened to pass by!
[13:40] Bomber
    And what's a delivery boy
    got to do with any of this?
[13:43] Naka
    No matter how much you might hate them,
[13:45] Naka
    you shouldn't take hostages or blow up bombs.
[13:48] Naka
    I'm sure there's something to live for.
[13:50] Bomber
    Like what?
[13:51] Naka
    Huh?
SIGN    Wait a minute...
    Did you just start that thought
    without thinking it through?
SIGN    
[13:52] Bomber
    What's something to live for?!
[13:57] Naka
    T...
[13:58] Bomber
    What?!
SIGN    S... S... Sure, that's true.
[13:58] Naka
    T... T... Tea on rice!
[14:02] Naka
    You can eat a lot of tea on rice!
[14:04] Naka
    You can sleep somewhere
    with a roof over your head!
[14:06] Naka
    When you go to sleep at night,
    you can wake up to a new day!
[14:08] Naka
    And every day is a new day!
[14:11] Naka
    But...
[14:14] Naka
    If you blow up, neither you
    nor I will see another new day...
[14:18] Naka
    because we'll be dead.
[14:20] Bomber
    I know that!
[14:21] Naka
    What?!
[14:23] Naka
    Um...
[14:25] Naka
    I think you should reconsider.
[14:28] Naka
    I mean, if you die...
[14:30] Naka
    You're really dead!
[14:32] Naka
    I'm sure you might wish
    you were dead sometimes,
[14:36] Naka
    but there are people who keep on
    living, even if the going's tough.
[14:38] Naka
    Oh, people like me!
[14:41] Naka
    I have no family and no friends.
[14:43] Naka
    I even got chased out of an orphanage,
[14:45] Naka
    and I have nowhere to go,
[14:46] Naka
    and no hope for the future...
[14:48] Naka
    Besides, I even turn into a tiger.
[14:51] Naka
    Yeah, that's right!
[14:53] Naka
    It's true that, like you say,
[14:55] Naka
    I lack redeeming qualities,
[14:56] Naka
    and everyone'd agree that
    I'm the scum of society.
[14:59] Naka
    But I still manage keep on living
    without going all postal about it!
[15:02] Dazai
    Good job, Atsushi-kun.
[15:04] Dazai
    You have acting like a worthless
    human being down to an art form.
[15:08] Naka
    So why don't you toss that bomb aside,
[15:11] Naka
    and we can look for jobs together?
[15:12] Naka
    Okay?
SIGN    You already forgot you're pretending
     to deliver newspapers?
[15:13] Bomber
    N-No, I'm not exactly looking for one...
[15:17] Dazai
    Now, Kunikida-kun.
[15:18] Kuni
    I know!
[15:19] Kuni
    Ability:
[15:20] Sign 1522
    Doppo Poet
[15:21] Kuni
    Doppo Poet...
[15:24] Kuni
    Wire Gun!
SIGN    Wire Gun
[15:31] Bomber
    Crap...
[15:34] Dazai
    Get him, Kunikida-kun!
[15:36] Kuni
    Like I already said, I know!
[15:40] Dazai
    One down!
[15:42] Dazai
    All right. Good job, everyone.
[15:49] Kuni
    "One down," you say?
[15:53] Kuni
    "Now!"? "Secure him!"?
[15:57] Kuni
    You're all talk and no action!
[15:59] Dazai
    What choice was there?
[16:01] Dazai
    You lost at rock-paper-scissors,
    Kunikida-kun.
[16:06] Kuni
    You bastard...
[16:07] Dazai
    Well, all's well that ends well, isn't it?
[16:10] Dazai
    I've heard that if you're too neurotic,
[16:13] Dazai
    you'll get a lot of wrinkles
[16:15] Dazai
    and your aging becomes accelerated.
[16:19] Kuni
    Is that true?
[16:20] Dazai
    Go on, take notes.
[16:22] Kuni
    "If you're too neurotic...
[16:26] Kuni
    ...your aging becomes accelerated—"
[16:29] Dazai
    I'm messing with you.
[16:32] Kuni
    Bastard!
[16:33] Kuni
    Stop ridiculing me!
[16:37] Bomber
    All of you...
[16:39] Kuni
    Crap!
[16:40] Bomber
    Stop making fun of me!
[16:41] Bomber
    I swear, anyone gifted with supernatural powers
    has something wrong with them inside...
[16:51] Naka
    Thirty seconds left until detonation?!
[16:53] Kuni
    Hey, brat!
[16:53] Bomber
    No way!
[16:54] Naka
    Kunikida-san!
[16:56] Naka
    What should I do?
[16:59] (Flashback) Dazai
    We may be able to mitigate the
    force of the explosion somewhat
[17:03] (Flashback) Dazai
    if we can find something
    to cover the bomb...
[17:04] Naka
    Something to cover the bomb...
[17:07] Naka
    Something...
[17:08] Naka
    Anything?!
[17:16] Dazai
    Atsushi-kun!
[17:16] Dazai
    What?
[17:19] Naka
    Huh?
[17:20] Naka
    What am I doing?
[17:22] Dazai
    Idiot!
[17:23] Kuni
    Brat!
[17:39] Kuni
    Jeez...
[17:42] Kuni
    I figured he was stupid,
    but I didn't know how stupid.
[17:46] Dazai
    He has the talent to become a suicide maniac.
[17:49] Dazai
    Wouldn't you agree, Tanizaki-kun?
[17:52] Tani
    Sorry.
[17:54] Tani
    Are you okay?
[17:57] Naka
    Huh?
[17:58] Naomi
    Aw, brother!
[18:01] Naomi
    Are you all right?!
[18:03] Naka
    What?
SIGN    Tanizaki Junichirou
    Ability: Light Snow
[18:05] Naomi
    You were so wonderful as a villain!
SIGN    His Younger Sister
    Tanizaki Naomi
[18:08] Naomi
    I had the time of my life
    being tied up and threatened!
[18:14] Naomi
    Please continue where we
    left off, once we get home.
[18:18] Naka
    So the part-time person was
    in cahoots with everyone, too?
[18:21] Kuni
    Brat, you should blame Dazai.
[18:25] Kuni
    Barring that, blame yourself for choosing
    the wrong person to help you find a job!
[18:29] Naka
    Then is this the job...
[18:32] Dazai
    I told you there was a test involved.
[18:36] Naka
    As in, an entrance exam?
[18:38] Fuku
    That's right.
[18:40] Haruno
    The exam has been completed
    without much ado, president.
[18:43] Fuku
    I see.
[18:46] Naka
    President?
[18:49] Fuku
    Since Dazai said there
    was a capable young man,
SIGN    President of the
    Armed Detective Agency
SIGN    Fukuzawa Yukichi
    Ability: All Men
    Are Created Equal
[18:54] Fuku
    I had him test your mettle.
[18:59] Dazai
    Well, I recommended you for hire,
[19:03] Dazai
    but since you've been designated
    a major threat by the ward,
[19:07] Dazai
    there was disagreement among us as
    to whether we should take you in.
[19:11] Fuku
    But Dazai said...
[19:15] (Flashback) Dazai
    President.
[19:17] (Flashback) Dazai
    Suppose the most gifted person
    in the world appeared before you,
[19:22] (Flashback) Dazai
    would you hire him?
[19:23] (Flashback) Fuku
    Power doesn't make you
    a member of the agency.
[19:29] (Flashback) Dazai
    That's why I recommend him.
[19:33] Kuni
    So, president... What is your decision?
[19:43] Fuku
    I'll let Dazai decide.
[19:45] Dazai
    You can trust me.
[19:47] Naka
    W-Wait a minute, Dazai-san.
[19:50] Naka
    So the job you meant to
    introduce me for was...
[19:53] Dazai
    You apparently passed the test.
[19:55] Dazai
    Welcome to the Armed Detective
    Agency, Nakajima Atsushi-kun.
[20:00] Naomi
    Congratulations!
[20:02] Tani
    I'm glad I was able to help.
[20:04] Naka
    Oh, please, no.
[20:06] Naka
    I can't possibly join a workplace
    as violent and reckless as this.
[20:09] Dazai
    Not just anyone would use their body
    to shield a bomb to save everyone.
[20:14] Naomi
    That's right. I was really impressed!
[20:18] Dazai
    You'll be fine.
[20:20] Naka
    But...
SIGN    Secretary
    Haruno Kirako
[20:26] Haruno
    So, president, do you actually
    want him to join the agency, then?
[20:36] Haruno
    Oh, a tea leaf's standing straight up...
[20:39] Haruno
    I think something good
    will happen, president.
[20:46] Fuku
    Ouch.
[20:48] Dazai
    Still, well...
[20:51] Dazai
    If you still refuse, we can't force you.
[20:54] Dazai
    But then, I can't help but
    worry for your future.
[20:59] Dazai
    We'll need you to vacate the company dorm...
[21:03] Dazai
    You don't really have any specialized skills,
[21:06] Dazai
    nor do you have friends or know anyone...
[21:09] Dazai
    That'd make finding a job very difficult.
[21:11] Dazai
    Besides, you are a wanted tiger.
[21:16] Dazai
    Should anyone learn of that,
[21:17] Dazai
    at best you'd get fired from your job.
[21:19] Dazai
    At worst, you'd be captured and shot dead.
[21:22] Naka
    Sh-Shot dead?
[21:24] Dazai
    Now, if you were with this agency...
[21:26] Dazai
    it'd be a different story.
[21:28] Naka
    Th-Then that means...
[21:30] Naomi
    We look forward to working
    with you, Atsushi-san.
[21:33] Naomi
    Don't we, brother?
[21:35] Kuni
    Follow the rules, brat.
[21:38] Dazai
    Well, now that's been settled...
[21:40] Naka
    You've got to be kidding me.
[23:21] Higuchi
    The weretiger has been found.
SIGN    Episode 3: Yokohama Gangster Paradise

3 - Yokohama Gangster Paradise

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[00:00] Sign 0006
    I...
[00:00] Sign 0006
    I...
[00:00] Dazai
    
SIGN    Apology by Armed Detective Agency Member
SIGN    Tanizaki Junichirou
[00:04] Tani
    I... I...
[00:06] Tani
    I'm so sorry!
[00:08] Naka
    Huh?
[00:09] Tani
    Though it was for your exam,
[00:10] Tani
    I was so rude to you.
[00:13] Tani
    My name is Tanizaki Junichirou.
[00:16] Tani
    I work as an assistant
    of sorts at the agency.
[00:19] Naka
    Please, it's all right.
[00:22] Naka
    He's not a bad person, really.
[00:25] Tani
    And this is—
[00:26] Naomi
    His little sister, Naomi.
[00:27] Naka
    Y-You're siblings?!
[00:29] Naka
    I'm not sure I see a family resemblance.
[00:34] Naomi
    Oh?
[00:35] Naomi
    You doubt us?
[00:36] Naomi
    Of course we're siblings by blood.
[00:40] Naomi
    We're quite similar, especially this part.
[00:44] Naomi
    Right, brother?
[00:47] Naka
    Oh, but...
[00:50] Kuni
    Don't pursue this line of
    inquiry with them too far.
SIGN    Atsushi reads
    between the lines.
[00:52] Naka
    Er, okay...
[00:55] Kuni
    In any event, brat,
[00:57] Kuni
    today you have joined the ranks
    of our Armed Detective Agency.
[01:00] Kuni
    Do not be a burden to anyone,
     nor shame the Agency's good name.
[01:06] Kuni
    The rest of us are committed
    to that, at least.
[01:10] Kuni
    Right, Dazai?
[01:12] Dazai
    Would you strangle me with these
    fragile, delicate fingers?
[01:16] Kuni
    Are you going to smear mud on the Agency's
    name right as I'm saying we never would?!
[01:19] Kuni
    You bastard!
[01:19] Kuni
    Don't bother asking for
    her help all the time!
[01:23] Kuni
    I'll crush your neck with my own bony fingers!
[01:26] Naka
    By the way,
SIGN    Two Senior Colleagues
    Shaming the Agency's
    Good Name
[01:27] Naka
    what were both of you doing
    before you joined the Agency?
[01:31] Naka
    Uh, no real meaning behind
    that question, by the way.
[01:35] Dazai
    Take a guess.
[01:36] Naka
    Huh?
[01:37] Dazai
    Oh, it's a game we play often.
[01:41] Dazai
    The rookie tries to guess his senior
    colleagues' former occupations.
[01:44] Dazai
    Well, it's part of their training
    as private investigators.
[01:49] Naka
    Tanizaki-san and Naomi-san... were students?
[01:53] Tani
    Oh, bingo.
[01:55] Tani
    I'm impressed.
[01:56] Naomi
    How did you know?
[01:57] Naka
    I heard you are a part-time worker,
[02:00] Naka
    and I thought you might still
    be a student given your uniform.
[02:05] Naka
    Tanizaki-san seems close to
    me in age, so... just a hunch.
[02:09] Dazai
    Honesty is a virtue.
[02:11] Dazai
    What about Kunikida-kun?
[02:13] Kuni
    Who cares about what I used to be?!
[02:17] Naka
    Public worker?
[02:19] Naka
    An official?!
[02:21] Dazai
    Close.
[02:22] Dazai
    He was a teacher.
[02:24] Dazai
    A math teacher.
[02:26] Naka
    Huh...
[02:27] Kuni
    Of course you'd use the
    law of exponents here!
[02:31] Naka
    I can totally see that.
[02:33] Kuni
    It's all in the past!
[02:35] Kuni
    I don't even want to think about it.
[02:37] Dazai
    What about me, then?
[02:38] Naka
    You, Dazai-san?
[02:39] Dazai
    Yes, me.
[02:41] Naka
    Well...
[02:43] Naka
    Dazai-san was...
[02:46] Naka
    Dazai-san was...
[02:49] Naka
    It won't work.
[02:50] Naka
    I have no idea.
[02:52] Kuni
    Don't bother, brat.
[02:54] Kuni
    His former profession is one of the seven
    mysteries of the Armed Detective Agency.
[02:58] Tani
    The first person to get it
    right receives a reward, right?
[03:02] Naka
    A reward?
[03:04] Dazai
    That's right.
[03:06] Dazai
    No one's been able to guess right,
    so the reward's just ballooned.
[03:09] Naka
    Ballooned...
[03:11] Naka
    Reward!
[03:13] Naka
    B-By the way,
[03:15] Naka
    how much has this reward
    ballooned to, exactly?
[03:19] Dazai
    700,000 yen total.
SIGN    Seven Hundred Grand!!
[03:20] Naka
    Seven hundred grand?!
[03:23] Naka
    Oh!
SIGN    The Man has a fire
    lit under him ——
[03:24] Naka
    S-So if I get it right, I can claim it?
SIGN     at the thought of a
    700,000 reward ——
    Currently penniless.
[03:27] Naka
    For real for reals?!
[03:29] Dazai
    A suicide proponent is true to his word.
[03:32] Tani
    Atsushi-kun looks excited.
[03:36] Naomi
    His determination is admirable.
[03:38] Naka
    Seven hundred grand will be mine!
[03:40] Naka
    Speculator?
[03:41] Dazai
    No.
[03:41] Naka
    Writer?
[03:42] Dazai
    Nope!
[03:42] Naka
    Office worker?
[03:43] Dazai
    Wrong!
[03:44] Naka
    Researcher!
[03:45] Dazai
    No.
[03:45] Naka
    Lawyer?
[03:46] Dazai
    No!
[03:47] Naka
    Journalist?
[03:48] Dazai
    Boo.
[03:48] Naka
    Carpenter!
[03:49] Dazai
    Nope.
[03:50] Naka
    Fortuneteller!
[03:51] Dazai
    No.
[03:51] Naka
    Pilot!
[03:52] Dazai
    Wrong.
[03:53] Tani
    It's all random...
[03:53] Naka
    Interpreter!
[03:54] Dazai
    Non, non!
[03:54] Naomi
    Yeah...
[03:54] Naka
    Japanese Chef.
[03:55] Dazai
    Booo.
[03:56] Naka
    No way, doctor?
[03:57] Dazai
    No way.
[03:58] Naka
    Shinto priest!
[03:58] Dazai
    No!
[03:59] Naka
    Actor!
[04:00] Dazai
    No! But...
[04:03] Dazai
    That's flattering.
[04:05] Kuni
    I bet you were just wandering
    around doing nothing.
[04:09] Dazai
    Nope.
[04:11] Dazai
    I would never lie about this.
[04:15] Dazai
    Do you yield, Atsushi-kun?
[04:18] Dazai
    Then you can take the check.
[04:20] Naka
    What?
[04:22] Dazai
    If you don't have enough on you right now,
[04:23] Dazai
    you can start a tab.
[04:24] Dazai
    After all, it's the
    Agency's go-to restaurant,
[04:27] Dazai
    the Vortex.
[04:27] Tani
    Yes, this is Tanizaki.
[04:29] Tani
    Yes, okay.
[04:31] Tani
    Got it.
[04:33] Kuni
    We have a job?
[04:34] Tani
    Yes.
[04:35] Tani
    The client's already at the Agency.
[04:38] Dazai
    Well, it's time to work.
[04:41] Dazai
    Let's save the guessing
    game for another time.
[06:19] Tani
    So...
[06:21] Tani
    You've mentioned that you'd like
    to request an investigation,
[06:24] Tani
    but what manner of investigation
    are we speaking of here?
[06:28] Dazai
    Beautiful...
[06:29] Dazai
    You're a lady as ephemeral and
    elegant as a lotus blossom.
[06:35] Dazai
    Would you be willing to join me
     in a double suicide—
[06:40] Higuchi
    What?
[06:41] Kuni
    Ah.
[06:43] Kuni
    Apologies for the disturbance.
[06:44] Kuni
    Don't worry.
[06:46] Kuni
    Please disregard what just happened.
[06:47] Kuni
    Please continue.
[06:52] Higuchi
    Regarding my request...
[06:55] Tani
    Y-Yes?
[06:56] Naka
    Wow.
[06:57] Naka
    She's managing to carry on as
    though everything's normal.
[07:00] Higuchi
    Well, it seems there's
    recently been a group of
[07:03] Higuchi
    distasteful people loitering in
    my company building's back alley.
[07:06] Tani
    And by distasteful, you mean...
[07:08] Higuchi
    They appear to be dressed in rags.
[07:10] Higuchi
    Some of them have been heard
    speaking a foreign tongue.
[07:14] Kuni
    They must be smugglers or some such.
[07:19] Kuni
    The military police may police all they want,
[07:21] Kuni
    but they keep multiplying
    like rats on a ship.
[07:23] Kuni
    They're unavoidable in a port town.
[07:26] Higuchi
    Right.
[07:27] Higuchi
    If we had some evidence that
    they're running afoul of the law,
[07:29] Higuchi
    we could reach out to the military police.
[07:31] Higuchi
    So...
[07:32] Kuni
    You want us to stake out the
    place and get that evidence.
[07:36] Kuni
    Brat.
[07:37] Naka
    Huh?
[07:38] Kuni
    You go.
[07:39] Naka
    What?!
[07:41] Kuni
    It's a simple stakeout job.
[07:44] Kuni
    Besides, smugglers are mostly harmless.
[07:46] Kuni
    They're usually only good
    at making a break for it.
[07:49] Kuni
    It's the perfect first job for you.
[07:52] Naka
    But...
[07:53] Kuni
    Tanizaki, go with him.
[07:55] Naomi
    If he's going, I'm going, too!
SIGN    Rookie Detective
    Nervous About
    His First Job:
    Nakajima Atsushi
[08:04] Kuni
    Hey, brat.
[08:07] Kuni
    It's not that I lack sympathy for
    your unlucky, ill-begotten life.
[08:13] Kuni
    As such, I'll give you one hint
    for surviving in this city.
[08:18] Kuni
    Don't run into him.
[08:19] Kuni
    If you do, run.
[08:22] Naka
    Who is he?
[08:23] Dazai
    A mafioso.
[08:25] Dazai
    Though we call them that because
    we don't know anything else.
[08:29] Kuni
    They're a vicious criminal organization
    who claims the port as their territory.
[08:33] Kuni
    They're called the Port Mafia.
[08:37] Kuni
    They're the most dangerous bunch in
    the underground world of this city.
[08:39] Kuni
    Of them, the one in this photo
[08:41] Kuni
    is a very dangerous man beyond
    even this Agency's reach.
[08:45] Naka
    Why is he dangerous?
[08:47] Kuni
    Because he's gifted.
[08:50] Kuni
    His ability happens to be of the ruthless
    sort specialized for slaughter.
[08:54] Kuni
    Not even the military police
    stand a chance against him.
[08:56] Kuni
    I wouldn't want to fight him, either.
[09:00] Naka
    What's his name?
[09:04] Kuni
    It's Akutagawa.
[09:10] Aku
    I found a bag on the ground.
[09:13] Aku
    I think it's been lost by its owner.
[09:14] Cop
    Ah, lost and found.
[09:17] Cop
    Then if you could fill out this form...
[09:19] Cop
    Hm?
[09:20] Cop
    I've seen you before.
[09:22] Aku
    That's impressive.
[09:23] Aku
    I've already been found out.
[09:24] Cop
    Wait, is he the wanted fugitive?!
[09:28] Cop
    Stop!
[09:29] Aku
    The military police of this
    city are a distinguished force.
[09:43] Woman
    Excuse me,
[09:44] Woman
    could help me find—
SIGN    Wanted Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
SIGN    Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
    Ability: Rashoumon
SIGN    Episode 3: Yokohama Gangster Paradise
[10:00] Aku
    Done.
[10:01] Aku
    Next...
[10:06] Dazai
    You can't do a double-suicide alone...
[10:11] Kuni
    Hey, Dazai.
[10:13] Kuni
    What about the job?
[10:14] Dazai
    I'm waiting for a sign from above.
[10:16] Kuni
    Huh?
[10:17] Dazai
    With two, you can...
[10:19] Dazai
    Double-suicide... Double-suicide...
[10:22] Tani
    That's scary, all right.
[10:24] Naka
    It's not funny.
[10:26] Naka
    All this talk about vicious
    mafia and how you can die...
[10:29] Naka
    I'm not sure I'm cut out for this.
[10:32] Tani
    Well, even I've been able to manage.
[10:36] Tani
    You'll be fine.
[10:37] Naka
    But you're also gifted, right?
[10:41] Naka
    Your ability must be different
    from my own useless one...
[10:43] Tani
    I wouldn't set your expectations too high.
[10:46] Tani
    My ability's not suited for combat.
[10:48] Naomi
    You have a wonderful ability.
[10:51] Naomi
    I love it.
[10:54] Tani
    Stop, Naomi.
[10:55] Tani
    Not here.
[10:57] Naomi
    Oh, are you talking back to me?
[10:59] Naomi
    I wonder what mouth's saying
    such cheeky things...
[11:04] Higuchi
    We're here.
[11:05] All
    Huh?
[11:06] Higuchi
    This way.
[11:12] Naka
    It's kind of creepy.
[11:18] Tani
    That's strange.
[11:19] Tani
    Is this really the right place?
[11:22] Tani
    Um...
[11:23] Higuchi
    The name's Higuchi.
[11:24] Tani
    Higuchi-san.
[11:25] Tani
    Smugglers are a cowardly bunch.
[11:29] Tani
    They'll always have an escape route.
[11:31] Tani
    But this is a dead end.
[11:34] Tani
    If anyone came after them
    from that direction,
[11:36] Tani
    they'd have nowhere to run.
[11:37] Higuchi
    That's right.
[11:39] Higuchi
    I apologize. I led you into a trap.
[11:44] Higuchi
    My real target was you!
SIGN    Port Mafia:
    Higuchi Ichiyou
[11:47] Higuchi
    Akutagawa-senpai.
[11:49] TN
    Akutagawa?!
[11:50] Higuchi
    I have them, as planned.
[11:52] Kutagawa
    Excellent.
[11:54] Kutagawa
    I'll be there in five minutes.
[11:57] Tani
    She's...
[11:58] Naka
    ...with the Port Mafia!
[12:01] Naka
    
[12:06] Tani
    She's...
[12:07] Naka
    ...with the Port Mafia!
[12:19] Naomi
    Brother... Are you okay?
[12:24] Tani
    Naomi?
[12:26] Tani
    Naomi!
[12:28] Tani
    God, what should I do?
[12:30] Tani
    Oh, right! Tourniquet!
[12:32] Tani
    Atsushi-kun, do you have
    a tourniquet on you?!
[12:33] Tani
    No, first, I have to clean the wound...
[12:36] Tani
    No!
[12:37] Tani
    I have to get her to Dr. Yosano.
[12:38] Tani
    We... We have to take her to the infirmary!
[12:40] Tani
    Atsushi-kun, get her legs!
[12:43] Higuchi
    My investigations have already revealed
    that you are a non-combatant member.
[12:47] Higuchi
    Let's have you follow the noble
    princess to the afterlife.
[12:51] Tani
    What?
[12:53] Tani
    You two-bit thug...
[12:58] Tani
    How dare you hurt Naomi!
[13:01] Tani
    Ability: Light Snow...
[13:03] Sign 1304
    Light Snow
[13:13] Higuchi
    Snow at this time of year?
[13:15] Tani
    Atsushi-kun, stay far back.
[13:19] Tani
    This one... is mine to kill!
[13:26] Higuchi
    What?
[13:27] Tani
    My Light Snow ability
[13:29] Tani
    transforms the entire space
    with snowfall into a screen.
[13:32] Higuchi
    What?
[13:33] Tani
    I have overlaid the background
    scenery onto my image.
[13:37] Tani
    You can't see me anymore!
[13:39] Higu
    I may not be able to see you,
[13:40] Higu
    but bullets can still hit you!
[13:47] Tani
    Wrong.
[13:57] Tani
    Die!
[14:10] Aku
    Fear death.
[14:13] Aku
    Fear slaughter.
[14:15] Aku
    Those who desire death
[14:17] Aku
    have an equal desire to die.
[14:19] Aku
    Therefore...
[14:22] (Flashback) Kuni
    Don't run into him!
[14:25] (Flashback) Kuni
    If you do, run!
[14:28] Aku
    It's nice to meet you.
[14:31] Aku
    I am Akutagawa,
[14:33] Aku
    one the Port Mafia's dogs, as is she.
[14:38] Higuchi
    Akutagawa-senpai!
[14:40] Higuchi
    I can handle this myself.
[14:45] Higuchi
    I believe my orders were to
    take the weretiger alive!
[14:48] Higuchi
    And yet here you are, gunning everyone down.
[14:50] Higuchi
    You useless cur!
[14:52] Higuchi
    Stand down.
[14:54] Higuchi
    I'm sorry.
[14:55] Naka
    Take the weretiger alive?
[14:57] Naka
    What are you after?
[14:59] Aku
    My target has always been you
    and you alone, weretiger.
[15:04] Aku
    Your fellow agents lying there
    just got caught in the crossfire.
[15:09] Naka
    This is because of me?
[15:11] Aku
    Indeed.
[15:13] Aku
    That is your karma, weretiger.
[15:15] Aku
    You will cause ill for everyone
    around you, just by being alive.
[15:20] (Flashback) Staff
    Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[15:22] (Flashback) Staff
    The world would be a better place
[15:24] (Flashback) Staff
    if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[15:25] (Flashback) Staff
    You'll never find a place where you belong!
[15:30] Naka
    My karma?
[15:33] Aku
    Ability:
[15:34] Sign 1536
    Rashoumon
[15:35] Aku
    Rashoumon.
[15:51] Aku
    I missed on purpose that time, of course.
[15:55] Aku
    But my Rashoumon has poor taste.
[15:58] Aku
    It devours anything and everything.
[16:00] Aku
    I intend to take you alive,
     but if you continue to resist,
[16:04] Aku
    I'll take your leg next.
[16:06] Naka
    Why...
[16:08] Naka
    Why me?
[16:10] Naka
    Is this my fault, too?
[16:13] Naka
    Do I make everyone around me
    suffer just by being alive?
[16:16] Tani
    A... Atsushi-kun.
[16:19] Tani
    Run, Atsushi-kun.
[16:22] Naka
    They're still alive.
[16:25] (Flashback) Kuni
    Today you have joined the ranks
    of our Armed Detective Agency.
[16:29] (Flashback) Kuni
    Do not be a burden to anyone,
     nor shame the Agency's good name.
[16:47] Aku
    Choosing death over surrender...
[16:48] Aku
    How tiresome.
[17:05] Aku
    That move wasn't half bad.
[17:08] Aku
    But in the end, it was a fool's last stand.
[17:11] Aku
    I told you.
[17:13] Aku
    My black beast is indiscriminate.
[17:16] Aku
    It devours anything and everything.
[17:18] Aku
    It consumed the very space bullets
    were attempting to cross to reach me.
[17:23] Aku
    Neither spears or flames can reach me
[17:27] Aku
    without a space to traverse.
[17:29] Naka
    How is anyone supposed to attack him, then?
[17:33] Aku
    And I am a man who keeps his word.
[17:56] (Flashback) Staff
    Quit crying, brat!
[17:59] (Flashback) Staff
    Only children who have parents
    to take liability for them
[18:01] (Flashback) Staff
    are allowed to cry without reservation!
[18:04] (Flashback) Staff
    A child abandoned by his parents
    has no license to cry!
[18:08] Naka
    That's right...
[18:10] Naka
    I've been abandoned countless
    times over the course of my life.
[18:13] Naka
    I was never allowed to cry,
[18:15] Naka
    no one ever accepted me,
[18:18] Naka
    and I never had a place I could call home.
[18:22] Naka
    And yet, I...
[18:28] Aku
    What?
[18:33] Higuchi
    His right leg regenerated.
[18:41] Aku
    This is how it should be.
[18:44] Higuchi
    Akutagawa-senpai!
[18:45] Aku
    Stand down, Higuchi!
[18:49] Aku
    What?
[18:50] Higuchi
    Senpai!
[18:52] Higuchi
    You...
[18:59] Higuchi
    The bullets can't pierce its skin...
[19:03] Aku
    Rashoumon...
[19:03] Sign
    Rashoumon
SIGN    Agito
[19:05] Aku
    Agito!
[19:18] Aku
    I was supposed to take you alive...
[19:21] Aku
    This is...
[19:23] Aku
    So I just ripped apart a mirage... then...
[19:28] Aku
    Rashoumon...
SIGN    Murakumo
[19:29] Aku
    Murakumo!
[19:35] Sign 1937
    No Longer Human
[19:36] Dazai
    Okay, that's enough!
[19:43] Aku
    What?
[19:49] Higuchi
    You're one of the detectives...
[19:51] Higuchi
    Why are you here?
[19:52] Dazai
    I'm the type who can't stop thinking about
    what a beautiful lady might be up to.
[19:55] Dazai
    I decided to secretly listen in.
[19:57] Higuchi
    Impossible.
[20:02] Higuchi
    Back then...
[20:08] Higuchi
    You had already seen through
    my plans even then.
[20:11] Dazai
    Come on, wake up, Atsushi-kun.
[20:14] Dazai
    I don't want to carry three
    people back at the same time.
[20:17] Higuchi
    You think we'll let you go alive?
[20:21] Aku
    Don't, Higuchi.
[20:22] Aku
    You can't win.
[20:25] Higuchi
    But, Akutagawa-senpai...
[20:27] Aku
    Dazai-san, we'll retreat for this round.
[20:31] Aku
    But the weretiger will be
    the Port Mafia's someday.
[20:37] Dazai
    Why?
[20:38] Aku
    Simple enough.
[20:40] Aku
    That weretiger has a bounty
    on him from the black market.
[20:44] Aku
    The bounty sum is seven billion yen.
[20:47] Dazai
    Now, that's very generous.
[20:50] Aku
    We'll pay a visit to your
    Agency at a later time.
[20:53] Aku
    The Port Mafia will claim that seven billion.
[20:57] Dazai
    Is that a declaration of war
    on the Armed Detective Agency?
[21:00] Dazai
    Try it... if you dare.
[21:05] Higu
    You are an insignificant
    small-scale operation,
[21:08] Higu
    whereas we are this city's
    darkness made incarnate.
[21:11] Higu
    We have connections in this city's
    politics and economy at every level.
[21:15] Higu
    An agency with a dozen or so operatives
[21:17] Higu
    will become ashes along with your entire
    office in less than three days' time.
[21:20] Higu
    No one has opposed us and lived.
[21:24] Dazai
    I know all that.
[21:27] Aku
    Indeed.
[21:29] Aku
    You know that better than anyone
[21:34] Aku
    being an ex-Port Mafia member, Dazai-san.
[21:34] Aku
    
[23:10] Kuni
    I heard, brat.
[23:12] Kuni
    There's a bounty on your head to the tune
    of seven billion on the black market.
[23:17] Naka
    Wh-Wh-What should I do?
[23:19] Naka
    Maybe the Port Mafia will
    come raid the Agency.
[23:23] Naka
    But why me?
[23:25] Kuni
    You caused this.
[23:28] Kuni
    Think about what you can do.
[23:30] Naka
    What I can do?
[23:33] Naka
    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, episode 4:
[23:37] Naka
    The Tragedy of the Fatalist.
SIGN    Episode 4: The Tragedy of the Fatalist

4 - The Tragedy of the Fatalist

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SIGN    Take the weretiger alive?
[00:02] Naka
    Take the weretiger alive?
SIGN    What are you after?
[00:04] Naka
    What are you after?
[00:05] [SONG] Sign 0007
    My target has always been...
[00:06] Aku
    My target has always been you
    and you alone, weretiger.
[00:11] Aku
    Your fellow agents lying there
    just got caught in the crossfire.
[00:16] Naka
    This is because of me?
[00:18] Aku
    Indeed.
[00:19] Aku
    That is your karma, weretiger.
[00:22] Aku
    You will cause ill for everyone
    around you, just by being alive.
[00:27] Naka
    My karma?
[00:30] Aku
    Ability:
[00:31] Sign 0034
    Rashoumon
[00:32] Aku
    Rashoumon.
[00:41] Naka
    Where... am I?
[00:51] Kuni
    I see you've come to, brat.
[00:54] Naka
    Kunikida... san?
[00:56] Kuni
    Damn, I can't believe you pulled
    this during such a busy time.
[01:03] Kuni
    
SIGN    I...
[02:34] Naka
    I...
[02:42] Naka
    I was... attacked by the Mafia.
[03:02] Naka
    I remember now...
[03:03] Naka
    Kunikida-san, where are
    Tanizaki-san and Naomi-san?!
[03:06] Kuni
    Calm down.
[03:08] Kuni
    They're both okay.
[03:09] Naka
    Are you... sure?
[03:12] Kuni
    Yes.
[03:13] Kuni
    Dr. Yosano is treating
    Tanizaki right now next door.
[03:20] Yosano
    What a nice big injury
    you've racked up, huh, Tanizaki?
[03:28] Yosano
    Do you like my treatment that much?
[03:35] Yosano
    All right, I'll give you the extra
    special treatment plan this time.
SIGN    Scream
[03:54] Sign
    Ah...
[03:56] Naka
    That's... treatment?
[04:00] Kuni
    I heard, brat.
[04:02] Naka
    Huh?
[04:03] Kuni
    You have a seven-billion-yen bounty
    on your head on the black market.
[04:09] Naka
    What?
[04:10] Kuni
    Seven billion, huh?
[04:12] Kuni
    You've moved up in the world.
[04:14] Kuni
    No wonder the Port Mafia are keen
    to get their hands on you.
[04:17] Naka
    Seven billion?
[04:20] (Flashback) Aku
    My target has always been you
    and you alone, weretiger.
[04:25] Naka
    I see.
[04:28] Naka
    Wh-Wh-What should I do?
[04:30] Naka
    The Mafia might launch
    a raid on the Agency.
[04:32] Naka
    But why me?
[04:34] Kuni
    Don't panic.
[04:37] Kuni
    The Port Mafia are certainly
    violent to the extreme,
[04:40] Kuni
    but keep your cool.
SIGN    Ideal
[04:43] Kuni
    Losing your cool can kill
    even the most skilled.
[04:46] Kuni
    That's what my mentor would tell me.
[04:48] Naka
    Um, it's upside down...
[04:51] Naka
    Your notebook.
[05:09] Kuni
    I haven't lost my cool!
[05:12] Kuni
    I'm not going to panic over the Mafia!
[05:14] Kuni
    I'd beat them back, even if
    they attacked this very second!
[05:16] Kuni
    I'll go like this, and this!
[05:17] Naka
    Kunikida-san's pretty wound up...
[05:18] Kuni
    Slash and burn like a pro,
[05:20] Naka
    His explanation's all over the place!
[05:20] Kuni
    stabbity-stab and beat them all!
[05:23] Naka
    It must mean the Agency's
    situation is pretty dire,
[05:28] Naka
    and all because of me.
[05:30] Kuni
    He'll come for sure.
[05:33] Kuni
    You caused this.
[05:36] Kuni
    The worst-case scenario may come to pass...
[05:39] Kuni
    Think about what you can do.
[05:43] Naka
    What I can do?
[05:49] Kuni
    By the way, brat.
[05:51] Kuni
    I've been looking for something...
[05:54] Kuni
    Have you seen my glasses?
SIGN    Episode 4: The Tragedy of the Fatalist
[06:36] Man
    It's time.
[06:43] Hiro
    Stay back.
[07:03] Hiro
    Sorry to bother you at work, folks.
[07:07] Workers
    Wh-Who the hell are you?
[07:10] Hiro
    We're here for work, as well.
[07:12] Hiro
    We'll be done soon enough.
[07:15] Hiro
    We've heard rumors that an unruly bunch
[07:18] Hiro
    have been selling Port Mafia
    cargo on the black market.
[07:21] Hiro
    They're supposedly based right here.
[07:24] Hiro
    We're just looking for evidence.
[07:27] Hiro
    Do you mind if I look through the cargo?
[07:35] Hiro
    There's the evidence, right here.
[07:49] Staff
    That's impossible!
[07:50] Staff
    It's a steel pipe.
[07:53] Hiro
    You've never seen a gift in action before?
[08:25] Hiro
    Kill them all.
[08:48] Hiro
    The best smokes are always
    after a job well done.
[08:57] Naka
    An explosion?
[08:59] Naka
    What's going on?
[09:12] Mob
    I hear it's a massacre.
[09:14] Mob
    Damn...
[09:16] Mob
    The military police say the
    Port Mafia's military squad did it...
[09:23] Mob
    The Black Lizard group,
     the most violent of them all.
[09:25] Mob
    The Black Lizard?
[09:27] Mob
    They're as good as special ops,
[09:29] Mob
    and merciless to boot.
[09:33] Naka
    The Port Mafia's Black Lizard...
[09:36] Naka
    If they were to attack the Agency...
[09:50] Naka
    The worst-case scenario.
[10:14] Higuchi
    Yes?
[10:15] Higuchi
    Who is this?
[10:18] Naka
    It's me.
[10:19] Higuchi
    Weretiger!
[10:21] Higuchi
    I see...
[10:22] Higuchi
    He saw the business card
    I left at the Agency.
[10:25] Higuchi
    Your colleagues saved you the other day,
[10:28] Higuchi
    but that won't be the case next time.
[10:31] Higuchi
    What do you want?
[10:33] Naka
    I'm going to quit the Agency.
[10:35] Naka
    I'm going to quit, and go on the run alone.
[10:37] Naka
    Catch me if you can!
[10:39] Higuchi
    I see.
[10:41] Higuchi
    So you're telling us to call
    off the war on the Agency?
[11:02] Higuchi
    Call the Black Lizard!
[11:18] Kuni
    Oh there you are, brat.
[11:21] Kuni
    Thanks to you, it's a huge mess.
[11:23] Kuni
    It's highly probable that this will
    turn into the worst-case scenario.
[11:25] Kuni
    Investigation Report
[11:26] Kuni
    Come help carry these—
[11:28] Kuni
    Hey!
[11:30] Naka
    There's no need to worry.
[11:33] Naka
    The worst-case scenario
    won't happen anymore.
[11:37] Naka
    This agency is safe.
[11:39] Kuni
    Huh?
[11:41] Kuni
    Hey!
[11:42] Kuni
    Come help, brat!
[11:43] Kuni
    Where are you running off to now?!
[11:50] Staff
    Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[11:52] Staff
    No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
[11:55] Staff
    The world would be a better place
[11:57] Staff
    if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[12:07] Staff
    
[12:45] Hiro
    You're late.
[12:47] Hiro
    You're two minutes late.
SIGN    Black Lizard Commander
    Tachiwara Michizou
[12:50] Tachi
    Don't be so uptight, gramps.
[12:54] Tachi
    What a glum place.
[12:57] Tachi
    Where's Gin?
[12:59] Tachi
    Is he late, too?
[13:00] Hiro
    He's already here.
[13:02] Hiro
    He's behind you.
SIGN    Black Lizard Commander
SIGN    Gin
[13:08] Tachi
    Heh, a creep like always.
[13:12] Tachi
    You get on my nerves.
[13:20] Tachi
    Wanna fight?
[13:24] Hiro
    Stop it, fools.
[13:27] Hiro
    Would either of you like to be reported KIA?
SIGN    Black Lizard Leader,
    Hirotsu Ryuurou
SIGN    Ability:
    Falling Camellia
[13:33] Tachi
    Fine.
[13:35] Tachi
    You're a hard one to read.
[13:45] Hiro
    We're all here.
[13:47] Higuchi
    Well done.
[13:48] Hiro
    And?
[13:50] Hiro
    What's the target that takes
    three of us to crush?
[13:53] Higuchi
    The target...
[13:55] Higuchi
    is the Armed Detective Agency's office.
[13:58] Hiro
    The Agency?
[14:00] Hiro
    Not the weretiger, then?
[14:02] Higuchi
    The previous attempt failed
[14:04] Higuchi
    because the Agency interfered.
[14:06] Higuchi
    We won't make the same mistake twice.
[14:08] Higuchi
    We'll annihilate the Agency first to
    prevent them from acting as his guard.
[14:12] Hiro
    No survivors?
[14:15] Higuchi
    Fine by me.
[14:19] Hiro
    Understood.
[14:35] Higuchi
    I can't have Akutagawa-senpai
    taking a back seat
[14:39] Higuchi
    to a mere detective agency!
SIGN    Fear death.
[14:47] Aku
    Fear death.
SIGN    Fear slaughter.
[14:50] Aku
    Fear slaughter.
[14:52] Aku
    Those who desire death
[14:56] Aku
    have an equal desire to die.
[15:01] Aku
    Worthless men
[15:03] Aku
    have no right to draw breath.
[15:11] Aku
    Your resolve is admirable.
[15:15] Aku
    I will give you a reason to live.
[15:20] D
    I have finally found a reason to live.
[15:24] D
    A reason to live?
[15:26] D
    No, a reason I'd kept on living till now.
[15:30] D
    That's right.
[15:31] D
    I've lived to this day so that I can
    be in a double-suicide with you.
[15:35] D
    I'm sure of it.
[15:36] D
    Ah, bella donna.
[15:39] Woman
    Feel free to do it on your own..
[15:41] D
    A double-suicide is not possible alone.
[15:44] Woman
    By the way, Dazai-san?
[15:45] Woman
    Do you have a proper life insurance policy?
[15:49] D
    Why would you ask that, bella donna?
[15:52] Woman
    Well...
[15:54] Woman
    Because you have racked up quite a tab.
[15:58] Woman
    If you haven't gotten one yet,
[16:01] Woman
    I'll be happy to refer you one.
[16:08] D
    Ah, your vitality is blinding.
[16:12] Woman
    Aw, if that's the best you've
    got for changing the subject,
[16:15] Woman
    I'm going to go ahead and barge into
    your agency on the fourth floor.
[16:17] D
    Ah, your decisiveness is even more blinding.
[16:29] Tachi
    Not even a sentry?
[16:31] Tachi
    Talk about careless.
[16:51] Kuni
    Who are you?
[16:53] Hiro
    Apologies.
[16:54] Hiro
    Even though you're a detective agency,
    we forgot to make an appointment.
[16:58] Hiro
    And we forgot to knock.
[17:00] Kuni
    The Port Mafia's Black Lizard.
[17:03] Hiro
    Well, I hope you'll overlook these mishaps.
[17:06] Hiro
    Our errand will be over soon enough.
[17:36] (Flashback) Staff
    Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[17:37] (Flashback) Staff
    No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
[17:39] (Flashback) Staff
    The world would be a better place if
    you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[17:46] Naka
    They were right.
[17:51] Naka
    There's nowhere I can belong.
[18:03] Naka
    Gunshots?
[18:04] Naka
    But that's where...
[18:15] Naka
    Why's the Agency being attacked?!
[18:19] Naka
    Oh, sorry!
[18:39] Naka
    Why is this happening?
[18:42] Naka
    It's all because of me
[18:44] Naka
    that everyone's in danger again!
[18:48] Naka
    Stop!
[18:52] Hiro
    What?
[18:54] Naka
    Huh?
[18:57] Naka
    Huh?
[18:58] Kenji
    There!
[19:00] Kenji
    Hup.
[19:05] Kuni
    So you're finally back, brat.
[19:07] Naka
    Uhh...
[19:18] Kuni
    This is why I hate raids.
[19:21] Kuni
    They really throw off
    our budget projections.
[19:23] Kuni
    How much do you think repairing the office
[19:25] Kuni
    and replacing inventory will cost?!
[19:29] Yosano
    Using machine guns for a raid
    was a little over the top.
[19:32] Yosano
    It's your turn to go
    around the neighborhood
[19:36] Yosano
    with apologies and gifts, Kunikida-kun.
[19:40] Kuni
    So it is the worst-case scenario!
[19:43] Naka
    Huh?
[19:44] Naka
    So this is the "worst-case scenario"?
[19:47] Naka
    This is the Port Mafia military squad
    said to be on par with special ops?
[19:53] Naka
    Huh?
[19:55] Kenji
    Kunikida-san, what should we do with them?
[19:58] Kuni
    Throw them out the window.
[20:00] Kenji
    Roger!
[20:01] Kenji
    Hup, hup.
[20:03] Kenji
    One...
[20:04] Kenji
    Two...
[20:05] Kuni
    For the umpteenth time,
[20:05] Kenji
    Three!
[20:06] Kuni
    I wish they'd give up on raids.
[20:09] Naka
    So it's the "umpteenth" time?
[20:14] Naka
    The Agency's far more violent
    than the Port Mafia.
[20:20] Kenji
    Bye!
[20:22] Kuni
    Hurry up and help with the clean-up, brat!
[20:27] Kenji
    Have a nice trip!
[20:28] Kuni
    I can't believe you wandered
    off in the middle of it all!
[20:32] Kuni
    I told you, you're a member
    of the Agency now.
[20:34] Kuni
    You should be thinking about
    what you yourself can do.
[20:38] Kuni
    Well, helping with clean-up
    is about all you can do.
[20:43] (Flashback) Kuni
    Think about what you can do.
[20:49] Naka
    I see.
[21:03] Kuni
    Hey, if you've got time to laugh...
[21:09] Kuni
    What, are you crying?
[21:11] Naka
    I... I... I'm not crying!
[21:15] Kuni
    You are.
[21:18] Naka
    I'm not!
[21:20] Kuni
    Just look at you.
[21:22] Kuni
    You're so typical for your generation.
[21:26] Kuni
    Even when given a job,
[21:27] Kuni
    you just go off and play without permission.
[21:28] Kuni
    You cry if anyone gives so
    much as a word of criticism.
[21:30] Naka
    That's not it.
[21:32] Naka
    That's not what this is about.
[21:33] Kuni
    But you're crying.
[21:35] Naka
    I am...
[21:37] Naka
    But that isn't what it's about!
[21:39] Naka
    
[23:11] Rampo
    The only reason they can call
    themselves a detective agency
[23:14] Rampo
    and function as one
[23:16] Rampo
    is my ability, Ultra-Deduction.
[23:18] Rampo
    Oh, a murder case has
    arrived on our doorstep.
[23:21] Rampo
    Okay, Atsushi-kun,
[23:22] Rampo
    come with me on the case.
[23:24] Naka
    Uh, I'm not sure I'm up to the task...
SIGN    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 5: Murder on D Street.
SIGN    Episode 5:
[23:34] Naka
    Is this going to be an
    actual detective story?
[23:36] Ranpo
    All is well that is well by me.
[23:38] ---
    

5 - Murder on D Street

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SIGN    The Black Lizard...
[00:01] Naka
    The Black Lizard...
[00:03] Naka
    The Armed Detective Agency
[00:04] Naka
    was attacked by the Port Mafia's
    military squad, the Black Lizard.
[00:09] Naka
    But Kunikida-san, Yosano-san, and Kenji-kun
[00:12] Naka
    crushed the entire team with ease.
[00:16] Naka
    Such is the might of the
    Armed Detective Agency.
[00:21] Rampo
    Hey, hey, Harunocchi.
[00:23] Rampo
    Can you take the marble out of this bottle?
[00:27] Haruno
    Sure, right away.
[00:29] Naka
    A marble?
[00:34] Haruno
    Is this what you wanted, Rampo-san?
[00:37] Rampo
    Yes.
[00:38] Rampo
    Marbles are nice, aren't they?
[00:40] Haruno
    Yes, marbles are nice.
[00:42] Naka
    Um, isn't Rampo-san going to help?
[00:46] Rampo
    Kunikida-kun.
[00:48] Rampo
    I have to head off to a job soon.
[00:51] Kuni
    Oh, to assist with a murder case?
[00:54] Rampo
    Indeed, the police in this city can't capture
    even a single criminal without my help.
[01:01] Rampo
    Still...
[01:02] Rampo
    My Ultra-Deduction is the best
    ability in this agency...
[01:06] Rampo
    or even the entire nation.
[01:08] Rampo
    I guess it's no small wonder
    that everyone depends on it.
[01:11] Kuni
    We're indebted to you, Rampo-san.
[01:13] Rampo
    Good, as long as you're aware.
[01:15] Rampo
    That's right.
[01:15] Rampo
    Though you call yourselves
    a detective agency,
[01:17] Rampo
    you lot don't have the deductive
    powers of a single monkey.
[01:20] Rampo
    The only reason they can call themselves
     a detective agency and function as one
[01:23] Rampo
    is my ability, Ultra-Deduction.
[01:25] Haruno
    Ultra-Deduction is so amazing...
[01:27] Haruno
    An ability that lets you see right to
    the heart of any case in an instant.
[01:31] Kuni
    You are a role model for the Agency...
    No, for all gifted people.
[01:35] Rampo
    Of course.
[01:37] Kuni
    Brat.
[01:38] Naka
    Y-Yes?
[01:39] Kuni
    Never mind the clean-up here.
[01:41] Kuni
    Go with Rampo-san.
[01:42] Kuni
    The place's close by train.
[01:44] Naka
    M-Me as a detective's assistant?
[01:47] Naka
    That's a great responsibility...
[01:49] Rampo
    Of course not.
[01:51] Rampo
    I'm not some two-bit detective.
[01:53] Rampo
    I don't need an assistant.
[01:54] Naka
    Then why am I going with you?
[01:56] Rampo
    Well, see, I don't know
    how to take the train.
[02:00] Rampo
    
[03:32] Rampo
    Wow.
[03:35] Naka
    Honestly, I was surprised.
[03:37] Naka
    He didn't know anything,
[03:38] Naka
    including how to buy a ticket,
[03:40] Naka
    how to get through the turnstile,
[03:41] Naka
    and how to figure out which
    platform to go to...
SIGN    Episode 5:
[03:44] Naka
    I guess he really can't do anything
    without using his ability.
[03:51] Mino
    You're late, agents.
[03:53] Rampo
    Oh, who are you?
[03:55] Rampo
    Where is Yasui-san?
SIGN    Kanagawa Prefecture Police
[03:56] Mino
    I'm Minoura.
[03:57] Mino
    I took this over from Yasui.
[03:59] Mino
    This case has been reassigned
    to our division.
[04:02] Mino
    So we no longer need you or your agency.
[04:04] Rampo
    How idiotic.
[04:05] Rampo
    All the difficult cases in the world should be overseen
     by a great detective as a matter of course.
[04:09] Mino
    We won't need a
     private investigator today.
[04:12] Mino
    Because the victim is my subordinate.
[04:23] Rampo
    A lady.
[04:25] Sugi
    She was found floating in
    the river this morning.
[04:28] Mino
    She was shot three times in the chest.
[04:31] Mino
    We don't know where or when she was killed.
[04:33] Mino
    We haven't even found the bullets.
[04:35] Rampo
    Any suspects?
[04:37] Mino
    No.
[04:38] Mino
    As far as anyone at the office knew,
[04:40] Mino
    she was not in a relationship, either.
[04:43] Rampo
    Does that mean you don't have any leads?
[04:50] Mino
    That is all the more reason why
[04:51] Mino
    we can't let some amateur private eye handle this.
[04:54] ME
    Hey!
[04:55] ME
    The nets caught something!
[04:56] Naka
    What's that?
[04:58] Sugi
    We've strung a net across the river
    to catch any evidence, but...
[05:03] ME
    It's a man!
[05:04] ME
    We have man in the nets!
[05:05] Mino
    What?!
[05:05] Naka
    Could there be a second victim?
[05:20] Dazai
    Hello, Atsushi-kun.
[05:21] Dazai
    What a strange coincidence.
[05:23] Naka
    A-Another drowning attempt?
[05:25] Dazai
    What, committing suicide alone?
[05:27] Dazai
    That's so passe, Atsushi-kun.
[05:29] Dazai
    I have come to realize
[05:31] Dazai
    that if I am to die,
    I will die with a beautiful lady!
[05:34] Dazai
    Ah, double suicide...
[05:36] Dazai
    What a sweet ring it has.
[05:37] Dazai
    In comparison,
[05:38] Dazai
    it feels so empty to bid this world
    farewell all by my lonesome.
[05:42] Dazai
    So...
[05:43] Dazai
    I'm currently on the lookout for a
    beautiful woman who'll die with me!
[05:47] Naka
    Huh?
[05:47] Naka
    Then what was this about?
[05:50] Dazai
    I was simply drifting along the river!
[05:53] Naka
    I see.
[05:54] Dazai
    By the way, Atsushi-kun,
[05:56] Dazai
    what are you doing out here?
[05:58] Naka
    I'm on a job.
[06:00] Dazai
    A job?
[06:01] Dazai
    What kind?
[06:05] Dazai
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What tragedy...
[06:07] Dazai
    What great tragedy this is,
[06:09] Dazai
    that a young beautiful woman in
    her prime has lost her life...
[06:12] Dazai
    My sorrow is crushing my heart!
[06:14] Dazai
    She may as well have committed
    double suicide with me!
[06:20] Mino
    Who the hell is he?
[06:22] Rampo
    A colleague at the Agency.
[06:24] Rampo
    That's just how he is.
[06:26] Dazai
    But rest in peace, milady.
[06:29] Dazai
    An extraordinary great
    detective will avenge you.
[06:33] Dazai
    Right, Rampo-san?
[06:35] Rampo
    But I have yet to get the job itself.
[06:38] Dazai
    What?
[06:38] Dazai
    Why?
[06:40] Rampo
    Ask this man.
[06:42] Mino
    We have no need for private investigators.
[06:44] Mino
    In fact, all of my subordinates are far
    superior to any private detective.
[06:49] Rampo
    Oh?
[06:50] Rampo
    What's your name?
[06:52] Sugi
    What?
[06:53] Sugi
    I am Sergeant Sugimura.
[06:55] Sugi
    The victim, Ms. Yamagiwa,
    was my senior colleague!
[06:58] Rampo
    All right, Sugimoto-kun.
[07:00] Rampo
    Solve this case in sixty
    seconds, starting now.
SIGN    60 Seconds
[07:03] Sugi
    What?!
[07:04] Rampo
    I can solve it in under a minute.
[07:06] Rampo
    If you're as good as he says you are,
     you should be able to do the same.
[07:10] Rampo
    Okay, give it a try, Sugimoto-kun!
[07:13] Sugi
    What?!
[07:14] Sugi
    Um, okay, well...
[07:15] Sugi
    Sixty seconds is a bit
    over the top, isn't it?!
[07:17] Rampo
    Okay, fifty seconds left.
[07:19] Sugi
    What?!
[07:21] Naka
    This is what I must be like.
[07:24] Sugi
    Oh, right.
[07:25] Sugi
    Yamagiwa-senpai was pursuing
    a political corruption case
[07:29] Sugi
    and also investigating the Port Mafia.
[07:31] Sugi
    I believe the murderer's M.O. is similar to
    the Mafia's method of exacting retribution.
[07:35] Sugi
    Maybe she was killed by the mafia
    members she was investigating—
[07:38] Dazai
    That's not true.
[07:39] Sugi
    What?
[07:40] Dazai
    The Port Mafia's retaliatory methods are as
    highly specific as a government-issued ID.
[07:47] Dazai
    First, the traitor is made
    to bite the curb,
[07:50] Dazai
    then they kick in the back of
    his head to shatter his jaw.
[07:54] Dazai
    As their victim writhes in agony,
[07:56] Dazai
    they flip him over...
[07:59] Dazai
    then shoot him in the chest three times.
[08:01] Sugi
    If we're being precise, yes, but...
[08:04] Dazai
    So this M.O. is similar to the
    Mafia's, but not the same.
[08:08] Dazai
    That means...
[08:09] Mino
    An attempt at a cover-up?
[08:11] Sugi
    Shooting two extra rounds
    into the body just for that?
[08:15] Sugi
    How cruel.
[08:16] Rampo
    Beep!
[08:18] Rampo
    Okay, time's up!
[08:20] Rampo
    Too bad, you've got a ways to
    go before you reach my level.
[08:24] Rampo
    At the very least, this proved
    that your subordinates
[08:27] Rampo
    are not all superior to me.
[08:30] Mino
    Cut the crap!
[08:32] Mino
    You've been going on and on about
    deduction and great detectives.
[08:35] Mino
    You've been reading too much pulp fiction!
[08:38] Mino
    Cases are solved by thorough investigations,
[08:40] Mino
    interviewing persons of interest,
    and analyzing the scene of the crime.
[08:43] Rampo
    Huh?
[08:44] Rampo
    When are you going to get it
    through your thick skull?
[08:46] Rampo
    Great detectives don't do "investigations."
[08:48] Rampo
    My ability, Ultra-Deduction,
    can instantly identify the killer
[08:52] Rampo
    and when and how the murder was committed.
[08:55] Rampo
    Furthermore,
[08:57] Rampo
    I can see in my mind's eye how
    I can make the killer confess,
[08:59] Rampo
    and where the evidence lies,
    as if it's an epiphany.
[09:02] Rampo
    I am gifted, after all.
[09:05] Mino
    Given my line of work,
[09:06] Mino
    I know about the gifted's existence.
[09:08] Mino
    But if you have such a convenient ability,
[09:11] Mino
    why do my colleagues and I still have a job?
[09:12] Rampo
    Right on!
[09:14] Rampo
    You've finally caught up.
[09:17] Mino
    You bastard!
[09:18] Dazai
    Now, now, Detective.
[09:20] Dazai
    Rampo-san's always like this.
SIGN    Personal Motto:
[09:23] Rampo
    After all, my personal motto is,
SIGN    All's Well
SIGN    That's Well For Me!
[09:26] Rampo
    "All's well that's well for me!"
SIGN    Personal Motto:
[09:28] Naka
    I've never heard a more convincing
    personal motto in my life.
SIGN    What's Better
SIGN    Than Being Alive?
SIGN    Personal Motto:
[09:32] Dazai
    Well, well...
SIGN    Have a Pure, Cheerful,
SIGN    and Energetic Suicide
[09:35] Mino
    Since you speak so highly of it,
    let's see this ability of yours.
[09:39] Rampo
    Oh?
[09:40] Rampo
    Is that a request for me
    to take on the case?
[09:41] Rampo
    You should've just asked me from the start.
[09:44] Mino
    Heh, you have a lot of confidence
    about this difficult case
[09:48] Mino
    despite the lack of any evidence.
[09:50] Mino
    Want me to count to sixty?
[09:53] Rampo
    I don't need that long.
[09:56] Dazai
    Watch closely, Atsushi-kun.
[09:58] Dazai
    This is the ability that
    keeps the Agency going.
[10:01] Dazai
    Once he puts on those glasses,
[10:02] Dazai
    Rampo-san's Ultra-Deduction is active.
[10:05] Naka
    Rampo-san's ability reveals
    the truth about a case.
[10:08] Naka
    Does such a gift really exist?
[10:17] Rampo
    Ability: Ultra-Deduction!
[10:18] [SONG] Sign 1020
    Ultra-Deduction
[10:34] Rampo
    I see.
[10:35] Mino
    "I see," my ass.
[10:37] Mino
    You're trying to imply you
    know who the killer is?
[10:40] Rmapo
    Of course.
[10:41] Mino
    Huh?
[10:43] Rampo
    The killer...
[10:51] Rampo
    ...is you.
[10:52] Rampo
    
SIGN    That's right.
[10:56] Rampo
    That's right.
SIGN    The killer...
[10:57] Rampo
    The killer...
[11:00] Rampo
    The killer is you,
[11:02] Rampo
    Sergeant Sugimoto.
[11:04] Sugi
    What?
[11:05] Naka
    Rampo-san?
[11:08] Mino
    Sergeant Sugimoto is my subordinate.
[11:10] Rampo
    Sergeant Sugimoto is the one who killed her.
[11:13] Mino
    Don't be stupid!
[11:14] Mino
    It's impossible that the killer would happen
    to be this close by in the first place!
[11:17] Rampo
    It's exactly because he is the killer
[11:18] Rampo
    that he wants to stay close
    to the investigation.
[11:20] Rampo
    Besides, didn't I mention this?
[11:23] Rampo
    I also know where the evidence lies.
[11:27] Rampo
    Lend me your gun, will you?
[11:28] Sugi
    Y-You've got to be kidding.
[11:30] Sugi
    The penalty for handing a government-issue
    firearm to a civilian
[11:33] Sugi
    is far worse than a pay cut.
[11:35] Mino
    And here I was hoping you'd have a point.
[11:37] Mino
    Are you private investigators just talk?
[11:40] Rampo
    If we examine that gun and come up empty,
[11:42] Rampo
    then sure, I'm just an
    idiot running my mouth.
[11:47] Mino
    I've had enough of listening to you!
[11:49] Mino
    Show him, Sugimoto!
[11:51] Sugi
    But...
[11:52] Mino
    He's barked up this tree as far as he can go.
[11:54] Mino
    If we prove him wrong,
     he'll shut up and go home.
[11:56] Mino
    We can't waste any more time.
[11:59] Mino
    Show him your gun!
[12:03] Mino
    Hey, what's the matter, Sugimoto?
[12:05] Rampo
    Even in this city,
[12:06] Rampo
    it isn't easy for an amateur
    to get spare ammo...
[12:10] Rampo
    even harder if the firearm
    is a government-issue.
[12:12] Mino
    Why aren't you saying anything, Sugimoto?!
[12:15] Rampo
    He's thinking furiously right now
[12:18] Rampo
    about the three bullets he's used,
[12:21] Rampo
    and how he'll explain their absence.
[12:24] Mino
    Sugimoto!
[12:25] Mino
    You can't be the killer!
[12:27] Mino
    Show us your gun, now!
[12:38] Mino
    That's right, Sugimoto.
[12:42] Dazai
    Not good.
[12:44] Mino
    Sugimoto!
[12:45] Dazai
    Atsushi-kun!
[12:45] Dazai
    Go!
[12:46] Naka
    What?!
[12:47] Mino
    Stop!
[12:55] Mino
    Let me go!
[12:55] Mino
    I have nothing to do with this!
[12:57] Rampo
    Running away won't help.
[13:00] Rampo
    The murder took place
    early yesterday morning
[13:02] Rampo
    at the abandoned shipyard,
    140 meters upstream from here.
[13:07] Sugi
    How'd you know that?
[13:08] Rampo
    If we go there, we should be able to
    find yours and the victim's footprints,
[13:12] Rampo
    as well as the bloodstains you
    couldn't fully erase.
[13:16] Sugi
    How?
[13:17] Sugi
    No one could've known.
[13:20] Mino
    Let's hear the rest back at the office.
[13:22] Mino
    It may be the last time it'll
    be your place of work...
[13:31] Sugi
    I didn't intend to shoot her.
[13:34] Sugi
    She...
[13:36] Sugi
    She was going after a certain
    politician for corruption.
[13:39] Sugi
    What they didn't predict
[13:41] Sugi
    was that she actually found evidence
    of a major Diet member's crime.
[13:46] Sugi
    However, the Diet member was savvy
[13:48] Sugi
    and tried to use a mole inside the police
[13:50] Sugi
    to get rid of the evidence.
[13:52] Rampo
    And you're that spy.
[13:55] Sugi
    I'd always wanted to
    become a police officer.
[13:58] Sugi
    After my third time failing
    the exam, I was depressed.
[14:01] Sugi
    That was when a man reached out to me,
[14:04] Sugi
    asking me if I was willing to
    do anything to become a cop.
[14:07] Sugi
    After joining the police force
    with the Diet member's help,
[14:11] Sugi
    I had to follow his orders in return.
[14:14] Mino
    So you killed Yamagiwa as one of his dogs?!
[14:18] Sugi
    That's not what happened!
[14:19] Sugi
    I was trying to warn her.
[14:22] Sugi
    I told her she'd get herself killed
    if she didn't give up the evidence.
[14:26] Sugi
    But she...
[14:29] (Flashback) Sugi
    Yamagiwa-san, he's taking
    this very seriously.
[14:32] (Flashback) Yama
    Then I'll just have to take
    him very seriously, too.
[14:34] (Flashback) Yama
    I've already made contact
    with a prosecutor I know.
[14:37] (Flashback) Yama
    I just need to hand over the evidence.
[14:40] (Flashback) Yama
    Sugimoto-kun?
[14:41] (Flashback) Sugi
    Please hand over the evidence.
[14:44] (Flashback) Sugi
    If I fail in this,
[14:46] (Flashback) Sugi
    he'll call a hit man.
[14:48] (Flashback) Sugi
    We have to stop this, now!
[14:49] (Flashback) Yama
    Hand over the gun, Sugimoto-kun.
[14:53] (Flashback) Yama
    You can't shoot me.
[14:55] (Flashback) Sugi
    That's right.
[14:59] (Flashback) Sugi
    That's why...
[15:00] (Flashback) Sugi
    I'll choose a different
    way to force your hand!
[15:01] (Flashback) Yama
    Don't!
[15:02] (Flashback) Yama
    Sugimoto-kun!
[15:31] Rampo
    If you do nothing,
    you'll be convicted as a killer.
[15:33] Rampo
    You'll be fired from your job.
[15:35] Rampo
    In a panic, you could only think of one
    person to go to for help. How ironic.
[15:41] Rampo
    When you called the Diet member,
[15:43] Rampo
    he told you how to destroy the evidence.
[15:44] Rampo
    Just as you were told to, you fired
    two more shots into her chest
[15:48] Rampo
    to make it seem like the Mafia's had done it.
[15:56] Rampo
    You set her adrift in the
    river to delay discovery.
[16:05] Mino
    Where is the evidence Yamagiwa obtained?
[16:08] Mino
    That Diet member's responsible
    for Yamagiwa's death!
[16:11] Mino
    Tell me, Sugimoto!
[16:13] Rampo
    Hey, Sugimoto-kun.
[16:17] Rampo
    Want me to guess what her
    final words to you were?
[16:23] Rampo
    It was "I'm sorry," wasn't it?
[16:28] (Flashback) Yama
    I'm... sorry...
[16:36] Sugi
    You really...
[16:40] Sugi
    see through everything, don't you.
[16:44] Sugi
    The evidence is in my desk drawer.
[16:50] Mino
    Thanks, I guess.
[16:53] Mino
    Also, I'm sorry I doubted your capabilities.
[16:57] Mino
    If we run into another difficult case,
     we'll be asking you for help.
[17:00] Rampo
    If you need my abilities,
[17:02] Rampo
    ask me any time.
[17:04] Rampo
    I'll give you a discount next time.
[17:07] Mino
    That'll be helpful.
[17:10] Naka
    Rampo-san was amazing.
[17:13] Naka
    I had no idea he'd figure everything out.
[17:16] Naka
    His ability, Ultra-Deduction,
    is super amazing.
[17:19] Dazai
    I might've figured out half of it, too.
[17:22] Naka
    Half of what?
[17:23] Dazai
    About that case just now...
[17:25] Dazai
    About how Rampo-san figured it out.
[17:27] Naka
    Oh, but he said his ability lets
    him figure it out instantly...
[17:31] Dazai
    Oh, right, you don't know yet.
[17:35] Dazai
    Actually, Rampo-san isn't gifted.
[17:39] Naka
    Huh?!
[17:40] Dazai
    Rampo-san is a very rare
    ungifted civilian at the agency.
[17:47] Dazai
    He himself seems to believe
    he's using an ability, but...
[17:51] Dazai
    Oh, and despite his appearance,
    he's 26 years old.
[17:54] Naka
    What?
[17:55] Dazai
    The reason why everyone at the
    Agency respects Rampo-san
[17:58] Dazai
    is because they know his
    Ultra-Deduction isn't an ability.
[18:01] Dazai
    I'd heard of it, myself,
[18:03] Dazai
    but I only witnessed its
    power first-hand today.
[18:06] Dazai
    To tell you the truth,
[18:08] Dazai
    while he was "using" his
    Ultra-Deduction ability today,
[18:11] Dazai
    I was secretly pinching his hair behind him.
[18:16] Dazai
    As you well know,
[18:17] Dazai
    I can neutralize anyone's ability if
    I touch them... I'm anti-gifted.
[18:23] Dazai
    No gifted can ever use their ability
    while I am touching any part of them,
[18:28] Dazai
    no matter how strong their powers may be.
[18:30] Dazai
    In other words,
[18:31] Dazai
    his Ultra-Deduction is not an ability.
[18:35] Naka
    It's not?
[18:36] Naka
    Then how'd he...
[18:38] Dazai
    It's just deduction, pure and simple.
[18:42] Naka
    But how?
[18:43] Naka
    He figured out who the killer was
    in such a short amount of time!
[18:47] Naka
    Is mere deduction enough to
    make such a thing possible?
[18:50] Dazai
    Right.
[18:51] Dazai
    I could tell, too, actually.
[18:53] Dazai
    Remember what Sergeant Sugimoto said?
[18:56] (Flashback) Sugi
    Shooting two extra rounds
    into the body just for that?
SIGN    Illustration
[18:59] Dazai
    Anyone who saw a body
     with three gunshot wounds
[19:02] Dazai
    would assume they were fired at the same time.
[19:06] Naka
    Oh...
[19:06] Dazai
    In other words,
[19:07] Dazai
    he knew that the victim had
    perished from the first shot.
[19:11] Dazai
    How could he have known
    that before an autopsy?
[19:14] Naka
    Only if he was the killer...
[19:16] Naka
    But Rampo-san also knew when it happened...
[19:19] Naka
    Early yesterday morning.
[19:21] Dazai
    That's because the body was
    still in good condition.
[19:25] Dazai
    So, at most, it'd only been
    floating in the river for a day.
[19:28] Dazai
    Yesterday was Tuesday, a weekday.
[19:30] Dazai
    But the victim wasn't wearing any makeup.
[19:33] Dazai
    A detective working long hours,
    often late into the night,
[19:35] Dazai
    would only be like that on a weekday
[19:37] Dazai
    if the murder had occurred
    in the early morning.
[19:39] Naka
    I see.
[19:41] Naka
    But how did he know about
    the crime scene's location,
[19:42] Naka
    and that she was threatened with a gun?
[19:45] Dazai
    That, I don't know.
[19:47] Dazai
    Rampo-san probably caught a lot
    more details than I could hope to.
[19:52] Naka
    That's true.
[19:54] Naka
    He even guessed her final words.
[19:57] Dazai
    Oh, that.
[20:01] Dazai
    She supposedly wasn't seeing anyone,
[20:05] Dazai
    but her wristwatch was an
    overseas brand-name item.
[20:09] Dazai
    It's not something a single woman
    would buy for herself.
[20:13] Dazai
    And Sergeant Sugimoto's watch was the
    men's version of the same model.
[20:18] Naka
    Then they were...
[20:21] Dazai
    She went to see him early
    in the morning when he reached out,
[20:23] Dazai
    without bothering to put on makeup.
[20:25] Dazai
    And their watches are of the same model...
[20:30] Dazai
    They were dating.
[20:34] Dazai
    That's why he couldn't kick her head in,
[20:39] Dazai
    even though he knew it wouldn't
    look like the Mafia's work.
[20:47] Dazai
    The ability to see through all that
[20:49] Dazai
    would be par for the course if it
    were an actual ability.
[20:53] Dazai
    Nothing more, nothing less.
[20:55] Dazai
    But if it's due to his personal powers
    of deduction, that's a different story.
[21:00] Dazai
    He's solved dozens of cases in the past.
[21:04] Dazai
    In every case,
[21:06] Dazai
    he was able to instantly determine the truth
    of the matter with the slimmest of leads.
[21:13] Dazai
    He's never been wrong, either.
[21:16] Dazai
    What a great man.
[21:18] Rampo
    Hey, guide!
[21:21] Rampo
    I can't find my way back to the
    Agency on my own, you know!
[21:24] Naka
    I think I kind of get it now...
[21:27] Naka
    Why everyone at the Agency
    trusts Rampo-san so much.
[21:36] Rampo
    All's well that's well for me!
SIGN    All's Well That's Well For Me
SIGN    Rampo
[21:40] Sign
    
[23:10] Kuni
    What is the Ideal?
SIGN    Ideal
[23:12] Kuni
    There are any number of
    answers to that question.
[23:14] Kuni
    It is words,
[23:16] Kuni
    it is thought.
[23:17] Kuni
    From a moving plan scheduled
    five years from now
[23:19] Kuni
    to tonight's dinner menu,
[23:21] Kuni
    this notebook has everything in life
    written out in exacting detail.
[23:25] Kuni
    It represents the entirety of my ideals!
[23:27] Naka
    But you really shouldn't show anyone
[23:28] Naka
    the page where you've written about
    who would be the ideal woman.
[23:33] Naka
    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 6:
SIGN    Episode 6: The Azure Messenger
[23:36] Naka
    The Azure Messenger.
[23:37] Kuni
    What's so bad about looking
    for an ideal woman?!

6 - The Azure Messenger

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SIGN    What is the Ideal?
[00:01] Kuni
    What is the Ideal?
[00:04] Kuni
    There are any number of
    answers to that question.
[00:07] Kuni
    It is words,
[00:09] Kuni
    it is thought.
[00:10] Kuni
    It is the font of all meaning.
[00:13] Kuni
    But if you were to ask me,
[00:15] Kuni
    the answer to the question is clear.
SIGN    Ideal
[00:17] Kuni
    It is the word written
    on my notebook's cover.
[00:24] Kuni
    The Ideal...
[00:26] Kuni
    Everything about me is
    written in this notebook.
SIGN    Ideal
[00:30] Kuni
    My schedule, my plans, my goals...
[00:34] Kuni
    This notebook contains the
    entirety of my future.
[00:37] Kuni
    
[02:16] Kuni
    I arrived a whole ten seconds early.
[02:19] Kuni
    My name is Kunikida Doppo.
[02:21] Kuni
    I am an idealist walking the earth,
[02:23] Kuni
    and a pragmatist in pursuit of ideals.
[02:26] Kuni
    It's time.
[02:27] Kuni
    Good morning.
[02:28] Naka
    Kunikida-san, please help us!
[02:32] Kuni
    What's going on so early in the day?
[02:34] Naka
    J-J-Just look at Dazai-san!
[02:37] Dazai
    Oh!
[02:38] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun, it's an emergency!
[02:40] Dazai
    Just look!
[02:41] Kuni
    Look at what?
[02:42] Dazai
    At that!
[02:44] Kuni
    I only see your idiot face!
[02:46] D
    I've finally arrived...
[02:48] D
    in the afterlife!
[02:50] D
    At Yomotsuhirasaka!
[02:51] Kuni
    What's going on?
[02:51] Dazai
    It's exactly as I'd imagined!
[02:52] Dazai
    Blue smoke trailing along the ground,
[02:53] Naka
    Kunikida-san.
[02:53] Dazai
    moonlight dashing against the windows,
[02:54] Naka
    I think this may explain it.
[02:55] Dazai
    and pink elephants dancing
    in the western sky!
SIGN    Complete Guide to Suicide
[02:57] Dazai
    I knew the Complete Guide to Suicide
     was a masterpiece!
[03:01] Dazai
    Who knew I just needed to eat mushrooms
    growing in the nearby hills
[03:03] Dazai
    to have such an entertaining way out?!
[03:07] Kuni
    So he ate poisonous mushrooms?
[03:09] Naka
    Well, he thought he was eating
    lethal mushrooms, but...
[03:12] Dazai
    Ah, I've finally caught you,
[03:14] Dazai
    rainbow pillbug!
[03:16] Dazai
    All right, let's eat you back home!
[03:16] Naka
    Kunikida-san!
[03:18] Kuni
    I'm doing my customary paperwork
    after arriving at work.
[03:20] Kuni
    Wait till I'm done.
[03:21] Naka
    What?!
[03:29] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun.
[03:32] Dazai
    You should come to the afterlife, too.
[03:34] Dazai
    It's amazing.
[03:36] Dazai
    There are rainbow pillbugs, too.
[03:38] Dazai
    You can drink all you want!
[03:41] Dazai
    You can eat all you want!
[03:44] Dazai
    You can look at all the sleeping
    beauties you could possibly—
[03:48] Kuni
    Shut up!
[03:50] Naka
    Why are two such incompatible
    people a team?
[03:56] Haruno
    Kunikida-san, the president
    has your case for the day.
[04:01] Kuni
    Dazai.
[04:02] Kuni
    Quit dawdling.
[04:04] Kuni
    Walk faster.
[04:05] Dazai
    'Kay.
[04:06] Kuni
    We only have two minutes and fifteen
    seconds until the appointed time!
[04:10] Dazai
    That's a concern.
[04:12] Naka
    Is it okay for me to come along?
[04:14] Kuni
    This is part of your rookie training.
[04:16] Kuni
    This case involves solving a series
    of disappearances in Yokohama.
[04:21] Naka
    If I recall, it's the one
    where visitors to Yokohama
[04:24] Naka
    keep disappearing one after another, right?
[04:27] Kuni
    We have an anonymous tip.
[04:30] Kuni
    The victims have been abducted and
    imprisoned in a certain location.
[04:34] Dazai
    An anonymous tip...
[04:36] Dazai
    How suspicious and wonderful.
[04:39] Kuni
    But we can't ignore it.
[04:41] Naka
    So we're going to check the place out?
[04:44] Kuni
    No.
[04:48] Kuni
    We're going to investigate the
    anonymous tip's source first.
[04:57] Kuni
    How goes it, informant?
[04:59] Roku
    Hey, four-eyes. Are you a slave
    to your notebook yet again?
[05:03] Kuni
    You think you can talk like
    that to a detective agency
[05:06] Kuni
    when you're a cyber criminal?
[05:08] Kuni
    If you're arrested,
[05:10] Kuni
    your deceased father will be most aggrieved.
[05:12] Roku
    Don't bring my father into this.
[05:15] Roku
    More importantly, you're late.
[05:17] Roku
    Isn't that unusual for you?
[05:18] Roku
    Why?
[05:19] Roku
    Were you on a date with a pretty lady?
[05:21] Kuni
    No!
[05:22] Kuni
    Dates should be with a chosen woman,
[05:25] Kuni
    followed by marriage six years later.
[05:26] Kuni
    That is what's written in this notebook.
[05:28] Naka
    Huh?!
[05:29] Naka
    You have someone you've decided to marry?
[05:32] Kuni
    I will in another four years.
[05:36] Roku
    Is he new?
[05:38] Naka
    I'm Nakajima Atsushi.
SIGN    Cyber Network Warrior
     Taguchi Rokuzou
[05:39] Roku
    I'm called Taguchi Rokuzou.
[05:42] Roku
    I'm an informant.
[05:43] Roku
    For the right price, I can
    dig up dirt on anything.
[05:46] Kuni
    And?
[05:47] Kuni
    Did you figure out who's
    behind the anonymous tip?
[05:50] Roku
    The Azure Messenger...
[05:51] Kuni
    What?
[05:52] Roku
    There was data left on the server.
[05:55] Roku
    And pics of the abduction victims, I guess.
[05:58] Roku
    The mole's not a bad guy, though, is he?
[06:01] Roku
    He told you where they're holed up and all.
[06:04] Dazai
    I wonder...
[06:05] Dazai
    I hope we don't go there, only to
    find he's one of the kidnappers.
[06:11] Kuni
    The Azure Messenger...
[06:13] Kuni
    I want you to keep looking into it.
[06:15] Roku
    Sure, when I feel like it.
SIGN    Episode 6: The Azure Messenger
[06:18] Roku
    I'm busy looking after my tropical fish.
[06:23] Kuni
    Yeah.
[06:23] Kuni
    Thanks.
[06:25] Kuni
    I called a cab.
[06:27] Kuni
    We'll go to the abandoned hospital
    mentioned by the tipster now.
[06:30] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun, why are you
    looking after the Rokuzou boy?
[06:34] Kuni
    What do you mean?
[06:36] Dazai
    It's not like you to give a hacker jobs.
[06:40] Dazai
    You could've just talked
    to him over the phone,
[06:42] Dazai
    but you took the time to
    meet him face to face.
[06:44] Dazai
    His father's deceased, isn't he?
[06:47] Dazai
    Are you trying to be his dad?
[06:49] Kuni
    We came here so that Atsushi
    could meet our informant.
[06:53] Kuni
    That's all there is to it.
[06:55] Dazai
    Sure, let's leave it at that.
[07:03] Kuni
    This driver's another one of our informants.
[07:06] Kuni
    He was a stage actor in his former life.
[07:07] Driver
    I couldn't make any money,
[07:09] Driver
    so I switched careers.
[07:11] Kuni
    That was the right decision.
[07:13] Kuni
    He knows more about Yokohama
    than anyone I know.
[07:18] Kuni
    He also saw two of the eleven victims
    right before they were abducted.
[07:25] Driver
    I just happened to drive them
    from the port to a hotel.
[07:29] Naka
    Is this case really about
    abductions, though?
[07:32] Naka
    There've been no requests for ransom.
[07:34] Kuni
    Are you sure these two
    were the ones you saw?
[07:36] Driver
    Yes, I'm sure of it.
[07:39] Driver
    They're even wearing the same clothes, too.
[07:41] Dazai
    I see.
[07:42] Dazai
    I have a hunch!
[07:44] Dazai
    Look at these photos.
    They're both wearing glasses!
[07:47] Dazai
    That means this is a serial
    glasses abduction case!
[07:49] Dazai
    It's your time to shine, Kunikida-kun!
[07:52] Kuni
    Some of the victims don't wear glasses.
[07:55] Kuni
    You can't say it's a pattern.
[07:57] Dazai
    Oh.
[07:58] Dazai
    Too bad. And here I thought it'd
    finally be your time to shine.
[08:01] Kuni
    I can't let that remark pass.
[08:04] Kuni
    Are you trying to say my glasses are the
    only reason I'd ever be in the spotlight?!
[08:09] Kuni
    Wh-What?!
[08:11] Driver
    We're here.
[08:13] Driver
    It's the abandoned hospital, as you requested.
[08:15] Dazai
    What a nice atmosphere.
[08:17] Kuni
    
[08:18] Dazai
    I think it might be haunted.
[08:19] Kuni
    By what?
[08:23] Naka
    It is creepy, to be sure.
[08:25] Dazai
    It's kind of nice.
[08:27] Dazai
    It revs you up.
[08:29] Kuni
    You'd better not have eaten
    another weird mushroom.
[08:31] Dazai
    Oh, are you scared, Kunikida-kun?
[08:34] Naka
    Are you afraid of ghosts or something?
[08:36] Kuni
    I'm not afraid of ghosts!
[08:38] Dazai
    Then keep up.
[08:39] Kuni
    Fool!
[08:40] Kuni
    In this sort of movie, those who are
    careless and get ahead of themselves
[08:43] Kuni
    are the ones who die first.
[08:44] Naka
    Look at these footprints.
[08:46] Naka
    They're still fresh.
[08:48] Nobuko
    Help!
[08:49] Naka
    That voice...
[08:50] Kuni
    Did it come from the basement?
[08:55] Kuni
    What's this?!
[09:12] Nobuko
    Thank you.
[09:14] Nobuko
    You saved me.
SIGN    University Lecturer
    Sasaki Nobuko
[09:16] Nobuko
    I am Sasaki Nobuko.
[09:19] Nobuko
    I'm a lecturer at a university in Tokyo.
[09:22] Naka
    So you're victim number twelve?
[09:25] Dazai
    Did you see who abducted you?
[09:29] Nobuko
    I'm sorry.
[09:30] Nobuko
    I blacked out at a station.
[09:32] Nobuko
    When I regained consciousness,
[09:34] Nobuko
    I was drowning in the tank, as you just saw.
[09:37] Kuni
    Dazai, what's your take on the situation?
[09:40] Dazai
    Sasaki-san's looking super sexy.
[09:42] Kuni
    Be serious!
[09:43] Nobuko
    Oh, right...
[09:44] Nobuko
    There should be others
    who were abducted here.
[09:49] Nobuko
    I know I heard voices just as
    I began drowning in the tank.
[09:53] Kuni
    What?
[09:56] Naka
    Kunikida-san!
[09:57] Naka
    I found them!
[09:58] Naka
    They're here!
[10:00] Mob
    Help us!
[10:03] Mob
    Please!
[10:05] Kuni
    You all right?
[10:06] Mob
    Get us out of here!
[10:08] Dazai
    Get back, Atsushi-kun!
[10:09] Dazai
    It's gas!
[10:10] Dazai
    You, too, Kunikida-kun.
[10:11] Kuni
    Hey, hang in there!
[10:13] Kuni
    Hey!
[10:14] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun!
[10:15] Kuni
    Let me go, Dazai!
[10:16] Kuni
    People shouldn't die like this!
[10:20] Kuni
    Let me go!
[10:21] Kuni
    Let me go!
[10:29] Naka
    "Victims of Yokohama's serial abduction case were found,
SIGN    Series of Disappearances in
    Yokohama Ends in Tragic Deaths
[10:32] Naka
    but perished when a civilian detective agency
    conducted an independent raid."
[10:35] Naka
    Perished...
[10:38] Kuni
    So this was the enemy's objective.
[10:40] Naka
    You're saying they were
    trying to frame the Agency?
[10:46] Kuni
    Maybe it wasn't my time to shine,
    despite what Dazai said.
[10:51] Naka
    Kunikida-san...
[10:55] Kuni
    Where's Ms. Sasaki?
SIGN    Infirmary
[10:56] Naka
    She should be in the infirmary.
[11:01] Dazai
    Oh, that's great.
[11:06] Nobuko
    Thank you so much for
    saving me the other day.
[11:09] Nobuko
    If you hadn't come when you did,
[11:11] Nobuko
    I wouldn't be alive right now.
[11:13] Kuni
    Not at all.
[11:14] Nobuko
    Not to mention, you even let me
    stay at your residence last night.
[11:18] Kuni
    Huh?
[11:19] Naka
    Where did you stay?
[11:22] Dazai
    My place!
[11:22] NK
    What?!
[11:24] Nobuko
    I'm... deeply indebted to Dazai-sama.
[11:28] Dazai
    See?
[11:30] Naka
    I-Is that something detectives
    are allowed to do?
[11:34] Dazai
    It seems Sasaki-san didn't see who it was.
[11:38] Dazai
    She apparently faints a
    lot due to anemia.
[11:41] Dazai
    That's why she fainted on
    the day she was abducted, too.
[11:45] Dazai
    I don't know how she was abducted afterward.
[11:48] Kuni
    So she's your type?
[11:50] Dazai
    I like all women.
[11:52] Dazai
    But Sasaki-san seems like the type
    who'd commit suicide with me if I ask,
[11:56] Dazai
    which is nice.
[11:58] Dazai
    But what about you, Kunikida-kun?
[12:00] Dazai
    Is she your type?
[12:01] Kuni
    She is a victim in the case
    and a witness. That's it.
[12:05] Dazai
    Well, that's how you would roll.
[12:08] Dazai
    Oh, Atsushi-kun, want to read it?
SIGN    Ideal
[12:10] Dazai
    His ideal woman.
[12:13] Kuni
    You bastard!
[12:13] Kuni
    When'd you swipe that?
SIGN    Ideal
[12:15] Naka
    Read? You mean it's
    written down in here?
[12:17] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun's notebook
[12:18] Dazai
    has a wide range of schedules,
    plans, and ideals recorded in it.
[12:23] Dazai
    See, like here.
[12:24] Naka
    Whoa!
SIGN    Ideal
[12:25] Naka
    Th-This is too much...
[12:30] Kuni
    You have a problem with it?
[12:32] Naka
    No, I can sympathize with your
    vision of an ideal woman, but...
[12:37] Dazai
    You should probably not share
    that vision with women.
[12:41] Kuni
    Forget about me!
[12:42] Kuni
    We're talking about the
    abductions right now!
[12:44] Kuni
    Have we picked up on anything?
[12:46] Dazai
    Yeah.
[12:47] Dazai
    In this newspaper photo,
[12:49] Dazai
    you look pretty manly.
[12:51] Kuni
    Is that your way of indicating
    that you want me to punch you?
[12:54] Dazai
    What's regrettable is this...
[12:56] Dazai
    You should've picked
    sexier eyeglass frames
[12:58] Dazai
    if you were going to end up in the news.
[13:01] Dazai
    They're so plain.
[13:02] Kuni
    Hey...
[13:03] Dazai
    Only a naturally flamboyant person
    like me could pull off wearing them.
[13:07] Dazai
    What do you think, Atsushi-kun?
[13:08] Naka
    Not bad, really.
[13:10] Kuni
    They only scream "con man" to me.
[13:14] Kuni
    Wait...
[13:16] Dazai
    What's the matter?
[13:19] Kuni
    Let's go, both of you.
[13:22] Kuni
    I know who's behind this.
[13:26] Kuni
    Sorry for the short notice.
[13:28] Driver
    You said on the phone that you'd figured
    out who's behind the serial murder case.
[13:32] Driver
    You're on your way to arrest the killer?
[13:35] Kuni
    That's right.
[13:36] Driver
    Then let's hurry.
[13:37] Driver
    Where to?
[13:39] Kuni
    Here.
[13:40] Driver
    Huh?
[13:41] Kuni
    This is where the abductions took place,
[13:42] Kuni
    and you are the kidnapper.
[13:44] Kuni
    You dosed passengers with sleeping gas,
[13:47] Kuni
    and abduct them after they fell unconscious.
[13:50] Kuni
    You wore a gas mask.
[13:52] Naka
    What were his reasons?
[13:54] Dazai
    I can think of one.
[13:57] Dazai
    Cargo.
[13:58] Naka
    Cargo?
[13:59] Dazai
    He'd sell them off.
[14:02] Dazai
    There's a black market for
    organs in the underground.
[14:06] Dazai
    The margin isn't great because of the exchange rate,
[14:10] Dazai
    but if you're pulling it off alone,
     it's a decent payout.
[14:13] Naka
    That's horrible.
[14:14] Driver
    Wait a minute.
[14:15] Driver
    Hang on.
[14:17] Driver
    If I'd used this taxi to abduct people,
[14:19] Driver
    the city police would've found me already
    when tracing the victims' last known locations.
[14:22] Kuni
    No, no one looked twice at this taxi.
[14:26] Kuni
    Because all the victims would vanish and
    become untraceable the following day.
[14:32] Kuni
    When your targets boarded the taxi
    and you made them unconscious,
[14:35] Kuni
    you'd imprison them and take
    their clothes and luggage.
[14:39] Kuni
    That's why all the victims at the
    hospital were in their underwear.
[14:43] Kuni
    You would then wear their clothes
[14:45] Kuni
    to disguise yourself as them,
[14:47] Kuni
    then check into the hotels where
    they'd made reservations.
[14:49] Kuni
    You made sure you would show up on
    security cameras for that reason.
[14:52] Kuni
    The victims were all of approximately
    the same height and build
[14:55] Kuni
    because you were choosing passengers
    you could impersonate.
[14:59] Kuni
    Many wore hats and glasses
[15:02] Kuni
    because that made passing
    yourself off as them easier.
[15:05] Kuni
    If the security feeds show someone
    looking reasonably like the victim,
[15:09] Kuni
    you can dupe the police easily.
[15:11] Kuni
    By the time the last known sighting
    of the "victim" was recorded,
[15:15] Kuni
    the real victim had already been abducted.
[15:18] Dazai
    Ms. Sasaki's abduction was
    even easier, wasn't it?
[15:22] Dazai
    After she collapsed at the train station,
[15:24] Dazai
    a good Samaritan paid for her cab ride.
[15:28] Dazai
    It's faster to hail a cab than call
    an ambulance at a train station.
[15:31] Driver
    That's all circumstantial evidence.
[15:34] Dazai
    I suppose.
[15:36] Dazai
    You're right.
[15:39] Dazai
    What now, Kunikida-kun?
[15:41] Kuni
    Are you being serious?
[15:43] Driver
    Let's make a deal.
[15:45] Kuni
    A deal?
[15:46] Driver
    If you agree to my conditions,
    I'll turn myself in.
[15:49] Driver
    Please protect me at the
    Armed Detective Agency!
[15:52] Driver
    I need to be protected for 72 hours while
    the prosecution concludes their questioning
[15:56] Driver
    and arranges witness protection.
[15:58] Kuni
    What's this about?
[15:59] Driver
    I was put up to this.
[16:02] Driver
    I was assured by a new-fangled
    organ smuggling organization
[16:04] Driver
    that this was a great deal I'd
    never get caught for, and yet...
[16:09] Kuni
    So there's a group behind all this?
[16:10] Kuni
    Where are they?!
[16:12] Driver
    I don't know.
[16:13] Driver
    I always meet them in the
     Harbor Central Building.
[16:17] Kuni
    So that's the place.
[16:18] Dazai
    And?
[16:19] Dazai
    Why do you need our protection?
[16:21] Driver
    Well...
[16:22] Driver
    It appears one of the people I abducted
[16:24] Driver
    was with the Port Mafia.
[16:27] Dazai
    Well, that's not good—
[16:33] Kuni
    The Port Mafia?!
[16:34] Driver
    Help me!
[16:35] Kuni
    Hey!
[16:35] Driver
    I don't want to die!
[16:37] Kuni
    Wait!
[16:40] Naka
    Kunikida-san.
[16:41] Naka
    I can't get a signal.
[16:42] Dazai
    They must be jamming.
[16:44] Kuni
    If we lose the driver,
[16:45] Kuni
    the truth may never come to light.
[16:47] Kuni
    Dazai, pursue the driver.
[16:48] Kuni
    Brat, get a hold of the
    police and request backup.
[16:51] Kuni
    I'll distract them as a decoy.
[16:52] DN
    Roger!
[16:53] Kuni
    Let's go!
[16:54] Kuni
    Ability: Doppo Poet!
[16:56] Sign 1657
    Doppo Poet
[17:00] Kuni
    Flash Bang!
SIGN    Flash Bang
[17:07] Kuni
    Now!
[17:18] Aku
    Metal is fragile,
[17:20] Aku
    and so is the human psyche.
[17:22] Aku
    What about you all, Armed Detective Agency?
[17:26] Kuni
    You...
[17:27] Kuni
    Akutagawa of the Port Mafia!
[17:29] Aku
    Indeed.
[17:42] Aku
    If you can't shoot straight,
[17:43] Aku
    there's no need for me to devour
     the space around your bullets.
[17:45] Kuni
    My hobbies don't include murder.
[17:48] Aku
    Trifling words of a weakling.
[17:55] Kuni
    Doppo Poet!
[18:00] Kuni
    Stun gun!
[18:03] Kuni
    Come to heel, you aberrant dog.
[18:15] Aku
    It appears the Armed Detective Agency
    is not merely a group of entertainers.
[18:19] Aku
    You're worthy of being Dazai-san's cover.
[18:25] Aku
    Interference.
[18:27] Aku
    Very well.
[18:28] Aku
    Our paths will cross again in the future.
[18:32] Aku
    We'll continue this another time.
[18:36] Kuni
    Don't ever come again.
[18:40] Dazai
    I turned the driver over
    to the military police.
[18:43] Naka
    So this is the building the organ
    traffickers used for their deals?
[18:53] Kuni
    They've already flown the coop.
[18:54] Naka
    The wall's scorched black.
[18:56] Dazai
    This is where the Azure
    King blew himself up.
[19:00] Kuni
    That's right.
[19:01] Naka
    What?
[19:01] Naka
    You mean, the one in the infamous
    Azure Flag terrorist incident?
[19:04] Naka
    That Azure King?
[19:07] Dazai
    That's right.
[19:11] Dazai
    A terrorist who destroyed many
    national and corporate facilities.
SIGN    Azure Flag Terrorist Incident
[19:15] Dazai
    From the time I heard the
    term "Azure Messenger,"
[19:18] Dazai
    I've been wondering if there
    were ties to the Azure King.
[19:22] Naka
    I'd heard that the Azure King
    blew himself up in the end.
[19:25] Naka
    So this was the place.
[19:27] Naka
    He committed suicide after the
    police cornered him, right?
[19:31] Kuni
    That's right.
[19:32] Kuni
    I'd determined that this was his hideout
[19:35] Kuni
    and reported it to the police.
[19:37] Naka
    You were the one who found
    the Azure King's hideout?
[19:41] Kuni
    But on that day,
[19:43] Kuni
    the military, the public safety bureau, and
    the police were all working in tandem,
[19:46] Kuni
    so the chain of command was in utter chaos.
[19:49] Kuni
    Only five detectives arrived at the hideout
    in a timely manner upon receiving the report.
[19:55] Kuni
    To add further insult to injury,
[19:56] Kuni
    the Azure King got wind
    of the police's actions,
[20:01] Kuni
    so he holed himself up with a bomb.
[20:04] Kuni
    After a conflicting set of orders,
[20:07] Kuni
    a decision was made to raid.
[20:09] Kuni
    But ordinary policemen without special
     training or abilities didn't stand a chance.
[20:17] Kuni
    Cornered, the Azure King blew
    himself up and perished,
[20:20] Kuni
    along with the five detectives.
[20:23] Dazai
    I remember now, Kunikida-kun.
[20:25] Dazai
    One of the detectives was that
    Rokuzou boy's father, wasn't he?
[20:31] Kuni
    He was a good detective with
    a strong sense of justice.
[20:35] Kuni
    I'm the one who reported the
    hideout's location to the police.
[20:38] Kuni
    I may as well have set the bomb off myself.
[20:40] Naka
    That's not true!
[20:42] Naka
    It's the terrorist's fault
    for blowing himself up!
[20:44] Dazai
    That's right, Atsushi-kun.
[20:46] Dazai
    Yet Kunikida-kun can't stop trying
    to look out for the Rokuzou boy...
[20:52] Dazai
    in his deceased father's stead.
[20:57] Naka
    What is it?
[21:02] Kuni
    Another job for the Agency.
[21:04] Kuni
    The client...
SIGN    Regards,
    The Azure Messenger
[21:06] Kuni
    is the Azure Messenger.
[21:07] Dazai
    I see.
[21:09] Dazai
    I'm starting to see who
    this Azure Messenger is.
[21:12] Dazai
    So? What's the job?
[21:14] Kuni
    Disarming a bomb.
[21:15] Naka
    A bomb?
[21:16] Kuni
    If we don't disarm the
    bomb by sunset tomorrow,
[21:19] Kuni
    several hundred people will die.
[21:21] Naka
    A bomb capable of that can't be easy...
[21:23] Kuni
    The equipment here is for building a bomb.
[21:27] Kuni
    With this setup,
[21:28] Kuni
    you could build a very advanced bomb.
[21:31] Naka
    But...
[21:33] Kuni
    Don't worry. We won't let the bomb go off.
[21:36] Kuni
    We'll stop it for sure this time!
[21:39] Kuni
    
[23:10] Naka
    What should we do?
[23:12] Naka
    If we don't find and disarm
    the bomb by sundown,
[23:14] Naka
    there will be hundreds of casualties.
[23:16] ?
    If we cannot find the bomb
[23:18] ?
    and lives are lost,
[23:20] ?
    we no longer have the right to call
    ourselves a detective agency.
[23:22] Naka
    Oh, President.
[23:24] ?
    Think of this mission as a fight for
    the Agency's existence and pride.
[23:28] ?
    Begin the investigation!
[23:29] Naka
    Man, where'd Dazai-san run
    off to now, of all times?
[23:33] Naka
    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 7:
[23:37] Naka
    Love for the Disease Called Ideals.
SIGN    Episode 7:
    Love for the Disease Called Ideals

7 - Love for the Disease Called Ideals

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SIGN    Azure Messenger Bomb Threat Incident
     First Investigation Meeting
     Armed Detective Agency Conference Room
[00:03] Kuni
    At present, we have an unidentified
    criminal organization
[00:06] Kuni
    threatening to detonate a large
    bomb in a metropolitan area
[00:09] Kuni
    and launch a smear campaign
    against the Agency.
[00:12] Yosano
    I know the Agency's between
    a rock and a hard place.
[00:15] Yosano
    Tell us more about the bomb.
[00:18] Kuni
    This is the message left
    behind by the perpetrator.
[00:22] Kuni
    I'll read it now.
[00:23] Kuni
    "Greetings, I hope your
    agency is faring well."
[00:28] Kuni
    "Forgive my impudence, but I have placed a bomb"
[00:32] Kuni
    "capable of causing mass destruction in a
    certain location here in Yokohama City."
[00:36] Kuni
    "To secure the citizens' safety,"
[00:39] Kuni
    "I request that you locate and disarm
    the bomb at your earliest convenience."
[00:44] Kuni
    "You have until sundown."
[00:46] Kuni
    "I have faith in your abilities."
[00:48] Kuni
    "Respectfully, the Azure Messenger."
[00:50] Fuku
    Who could the Azure Messenger be?
[00:53] Kuni
    We don't know as of yet.
[00:55] Yosano
    So it's all rigged so that
    if the bomb detonates,
[00:58] Yosano
    word of the Agency's failure
    will spread like wildfire.
[01:02] Yosano
    The Agency can weather sticks and stones,
[01:06] Yosano
    but this type of attack would hit us hard.
[01:10] Haruno
    Since yesterday, the office staff have
    been searching for plausible locations,
[01:14] Haruno
    but there are too many possibilities.
[01:16] Kenji
    Hey.
[01:17] Kenji
    Are we still unable to reach Rampo-san?
[01:20] Haruno
    It seems the case in Kyuushuu
    is coming to a head.
[01:23] Haruno
    I've requested he contact us as
    soon as the criminal is caught, but...
[01:27] Fuku
    Any further information
    from that taxi driver?
[01:30] Kuni
    He denies any knowledge of the bomb.
[01:33] Kuni
    He wouldn't have it in him
    to blow up Yokohama itself.
[01:37] Fuku
    Listen, all!
[01:39] Fuku
    This case is a cowardly act using information
     to attack the Armed Detective Agency.
[01:44] Fuku
    We have two objectives:
[01:46] Fuku
    uncover the Azure Messenger, the instigator,
[01:49] Fuku
    and disarm the bomb.
[01:51] Fuku
    The bomb takes priority due
    to its time-sensitive nature.
[01:54] Fuku
    If we cannot find the
    bomb and lives are lost,
[01:58] Fuku
    we no longer have the right to call
    ourselves a detective agency.
[02:02] Fuku
    Think of this mission as a fight for
    the Agency's existence and pride.
[02:14] Roku
    What time do you think
    it is, idiot four-eyes?!
[02:17] Kuni
    You're the only one I know
    who's still sleeping at 9:00 a.m.
[02:20] Kuni
    Do you think you can find the Azure Messenger,
     the one who sent us that message?
[02:24] Roku
    Aren't you calling because you had
    something else you wanted to ask me?
[02:29] Kuni
    So you know everything.
[02:31] Roku
    I only know what I actually know.
[02:34] Kuni
    I want to ask you about tracing
    the bomb-building equipment.
[02:37] Kuni
    I'll send you the shipping manifest.
[02:39] Roku
    A bomb?
[02:40] Roku
    Things are looking up for you guys.
[02:41] Kuni
    Cut the small talk and get cracking.
[02:44] Roku
    Oh?
[02:45] Kuni
    This is to save lives.
[02:48] Kuni
    You may be regularly indulging
    in illicit activities,
[02:51] Kuni
    but you should make yourself useful
    to society sometimes.
[02:53] Roku
    Get off your high horse.
[02:55] Roku
    You're not my dad.
[03:01] Kuni
    No...
SIGN    Episode 7: Love for the Disease Called Ideals
[03:04] Kuni
    I can never be your father.
[03:08] Nobuko
    Are you sure about this?
[03:10] Nobuko
    The Agency seemed hectic
    due to the bomb threat.
[03:14] Nobuko
    Kunikida-sama seemed very busy, as well.
[03:17] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun is a workhorse.
[03:20] Dazai
    After all, he always spends two
    hours before going to sleep
[03:23] Dazai
    reviewing and revising his notes.
[03:24] Dazai
    I doubt I could stand doing
    that for two minutes.
[03:26] Dazai
    Maybe he's got some solider ants
    working for him in his brain—
[03:30] Dazai
    Oh, I didn't know you
    were here, Kunikida-kun.
[03:32] Kuni
    How could you ditch the
    meeting during an emergency
[03:34] Kuni
    and go on a fancy afternoon date?
[03:37] Dazai
    Are you jealous of the fancy date?
[03:40] Kuni
    I'm not!
[03:40] Naka
    So he is.
[03:42] Dazai
    She's a victim who was nearly killed.
[03:46] Dazai
    Ensuring her safety and tending
    to her psychological well-being
[03:49] Dazai
    is an important and urgent duty
    for the Agency, wouldn't you say?
[03:53] Kuni
    Why are you, the poster child for sloth and
     irresponsibility, a good fit for the task?
[03:58] Kuni
    Besides, given her good looks,
[04:01] Kuni
    I'd assume she has a boyfriend at least.
[04:03] Dazai
    Apparently, they broke up recently.
[04:07] Dazai
    That's why, Kunikida-kun,
[04:08] Dazai
    I say you can do this!
[04:09] Kuni
    Listen, Dazai!
[04:11] Kuni
    I came here because you skipped
    out on the morning meeting
[04:15] Kuni
    and I need to tell you what's going on.
[04:17] Dazai
    I know what's going on.
[04:20] Dazai
    The goal of the Azure Messenger
     who set the bomb
[04:23] Dazai
    is to crush the Agency.
[04:25] Nobuko
    Um...
[04:26] Nobuko
    Are you sure an outsider like
    me should be hearing this?
[04:31] Naka
    Not really...
[04:32] Dazai
    Sasaki-san's a person of
    interest in this case.
[04:34] Dazai
    There's no issue here.
[04:35] Naka
    What?
[04:36] Dazai
    Sasaki-san, what's the class you
    teach at the university again?
[04:40] Nobuko
    Social psychology.
[04:41] Dazai
    That's great.
[04:43] Dazai
    I'd love to hear what you
    think about this case.
[04:47] Nobuko
    About the Azure Messenger...
[04:51] Nobuko
    It may have something to
    do with the Azure King
[04:54] Nobuko
    in the notorious Azure
    Flag Terrorist incident.
[04:57] Dazai
    So you think that, as well.
[04:59] Nobuko
    It could very well be the
    Azure King himself.
[05:02] Nobuko
    It's said that he blew himself up after
    being cornered by the police, but...
[05:06] Nobuko
    it's possible he faked his death
[05:08] Nobuko
    and is still alive.
[05:10] AK
    This world is incomplete.
[05:13] AK
    One may grieve or pray,
[05:14] AK
    but people still die from
    accidental circumstance,
[05:16] AK
    and evil goes unpunished to
    flourish freely in this world.
[05:20] Nobuko
    A former official,
[05:22] Nobuko
    the Azure King set off a bomb in a
    government facility and issued a statement.
[05:26] Nobuko
    His targets included killers whose cases were
    dropped due to incompetent prosecutors,
[05:30] Nobuko
    as well as diet members who were engaged in
    political corruption on a global scale...
[05:35] Nobuko
    All dangerous criminals untouchable by law.
[05:37] AK
    Then I shall desire the ideal world.
[05:41] AK
    It will be built not by
    the divine hand of God
[05:43] AK
    but by our own bloodied fingers...
[05:48] Naka
    But if the Azure King is alive...
[05:51] Naka
    why would he attack the Agency like this?
[05:54] Nobuko
    I have no idea.
[05:55] Dazai
    Well, the one who backed the
    Azure King into a corner
[05:58] Dazai
    is Kunikida-kun, who located his hideout.
[06:01] Dazai
    I see.
[06:03] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun is the target
    of vengeance here.
[06:05] Kuni
    The terrorist's death was confirmed by the
    military police after forensic analysis.
[06:11] Kuni
    There's no doubting it.
[06:12] Dazai
    Either way,
[06:13] Dazai
    you should stay on your guard
    until you figure out who it is.
[06:17] Dazai
    We'll need to hide Sasaki-san
    somewhere safe, as well.
[06:19] Kuni
    That I will not allow, Dazai!
[06:21] Dazai
    What do you mean?
[06:23] Kuni
    You think you can keep a lady in your room
[06:25] Kuni
    in the name of personal safety?
[06:27] Kuni
    And day and night, do such
    and such unthinkable things?!
[06:29] Dazai
    Nothing like what you're imagining
     is happening, though.
[06:31] Kuni
    Shame on you!
[06:32] Kuni
    Huh?
[06:33] Dazai
    When I first let her stay,
[06:35] Dazai
    I slept in an adjoining room
[06:37] Dazai
    and didn't lay a finger on her, of course.
[06:39] Dazai
    Well, I knew you misunderstood,
[06:43] Dazai
    but I thought it was funny
    so I didn't correct you.
[06:45] Naka
    I really wonder why these two are partners.
[06:51] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun seems to like Sasaki-san a lot.
[06:55] Dazai
    Sasaki-san, what type of man do you like?
[06:58] Nabuko
    T-Type?
[07:00] Nabuko
    It would be presumptuous of me to
    even have such a thing in mind...
[07:06] Nabuko
    But... I do think it is wonderful when
    a man strongly believes in an ideal
[07:11] Nabuko
    and pours his heart and soul into it.
[07:14] Dazai
    That's totally Kunikida-kun.
[07:17] Dazai
    Okay, the two of you can pick up the rest.
[07:19] Kuni
    Hey, Dazai!
[07:20] Kuni
    D-D-Don't go making assumptions!
[07:22] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun, you're an open book.
[07:25] Naka
    Yeah...
[07:26] Dazai
    He may be a bit twisted,
[07:29] Dazai
    but as you can see, he is a high-minded
    individual who lives and breathes for his ideals.
[07:33] Dazai
    Although, perhaps for that reason,
    his ideal woman is a bit of a challenge.
SIGN    Ideal
[07:37] Dazai
    Would you like to take a look?
[07:39] Kuni
    Bastard, not again! When did you—
[07:42] Kuni
    Give it back!
[07:45] Nobuko
    Kunikida-sama...
[07:46] Kuni
    Yes?
[07:48] Nobuko
    This goes too far.
[07:51] Naka
    Kunikida-san's crushed.
[07:58] [Messenger] Sign 0759
    From: Haruno Kirako
     Subject: Received Word from Rampo-san
     Atsushi-kun,
     We heard back from Rampo-san!
    His case is finished, so he has time to help us.
     Haruno Kirako
[07:59] Naka
    We finally heard from Rampo-san.
[08:03] Naka
    
[08:13] Kuni
    So we know where the bomb is?
[08:15] [Messenger] Sign 0819
    Edogawa
    Rampo
[08:16] Rampo
    And here I was hoping to sightsee in Kyuushuu
[08:19] Rampo
    and eat a hot springs egg now
    that I solved my case.
[08:22] Rampo
    You all disappoint me.
[08:24] Rampo
    You can't conduct a single
    investigation properly without me.
[08:27] Dazai
    We only have until sundown.
[08:29] Dazai
    Please tell us the location.
[08:31] Naka
    A department store?
[08:32] Naka
    A school?
[08:33] Naka
    Or a train station?
[08:34] Naka
    Any one of these could produce
    casualties in the hundreds.
[08:37] Naka
    Where's the bomb?
[08:40] Rampo
    The fishing tackle store.
[08:41] Naka
    Huh?
[08:42] Rampo
    The bomb was set in a fishing
    tackle store in Negishi.
[08:45] Dazai
    Oh, I see.
[08:48] Dazai
    You're amazing, Rampo-san.
[08:50] Naka
    But why a fishing tackle store?
[08:53] Dazai
    Do we have a map?
[08:54] Kuni
    Behind the seat.
[08:56] Dazai
    Page 97.
[08:58] Naka
    Page 97, okay...
[09:01] Naka
    Oh.
[09:02] Dazai
    The terrorist's target is
    the petrochemical complex.
[09:05] Kuni
    I see.
[09:06] Kuni
    I don't know why I didn't realize it.
[09:08] Dazai
    Yokohama is one of Japan's major port towns.
[09:12] Dazai
    Here, there are many large facilities
    that store oil and gas.
[09:16] Dazai
    If an explosion were to occur close enough
    to ignite the storage tanks...
[09:22] Dazai
    the entire port will be
    engulfed in flames.
[09:26] Dazai
    However, infiltrating a
    facility of that nature
[09:30] Dazai
    will require getting past
    pretty good security.
[09:33] Dazai
    The easiest approach would
    be to put a bomb in a car,
[09:36] Dazai
    and leave the car near
    one of the facilities.
[09:39] Kuni
    So, considering the effective range of
    a bomb that can be loaded into a car...
[09:43] Kuni
    That fishing tackle store is the one
    place that checks all the boxes.
[09:49] Dazai
    Bingo.
[10:01] Dazai
    The military police's bomb disposal
    squad has found the bomb,
[10:05] Dazai
    but the bomb can't be moved
    due to the timer device.
[10:07] Dazai
    They say it'll be difficult
    to disarm it by sundown.
[10:11] Dazai
    We're having the nearby residents evacuate,
[10:13] Dazai
    but we're not sure there's enough time.
[10:15] Naka
    But...
[10:16] Dazai
    However, the bomb's set to deactivate
    if we can transmit a stop signal.
[10:22] Kuni
    We have to do something.
[10:27] Naka
    Wh-What's going on?!
[10:28] Kuni
    A phone call.
[10:29] Naka
    Huh?
[10:30] Kuni
    Hello?
[10:31] Roku
    Hey, Four-Eyes, is now a good time?
[10:33] Kuni
    Rokuzou?
[10:34] Naka
    Um...
[10:34] Kuni
    What is it?
[10:35] Naka
    I feel we're causing a traffic jam...
[10:40] Naka
    Hello?
[10:41] Rampo
    Hello, Atsushi-kun.
[10:42] Naka
    Rampo-san?
[10:44] Naka
    Okay.
[10:44] Dazai
    Hello?
[10:45] Fuku
    Dazai?
[10:45] Dazai
    President?
[10:46] Naka
    Yes.
[10:48] Dazai
    What? The military police's...
[10:49] Kuni
    I see.
[10:51] Kuni
    Set a thief to catch a thief, I see.
[10:52] Naka
    I see.
[10:53] Dazai
    That's quite...
[10:55] Naka
    Okay.
[10:55] Kuni
    I understand.
[10:56] Dazai
    Yes.
[10:57] Kuni
    No, that's helpful.
[10:58] Naka
    Understood.
[11:00] Dazai
    I understand, President.
[11:03] Kuni
    I got a call from Rokuzou.
[11:05] Kuni
    Someone recently ordered a
    transmitter and other equipment
[11:08] Kuni
    to be delivered to a former
    defense force facility.
[11:10] Naka
    Rampo-san reached a similar conclusion.
[11:12] Kuni
    That settles it, then.
[11:13] Dazai
    My call was from the president.
[11:16] Dazai
    He was informed by the military
    police that the driver has died.
[11:19] Kuni
    He's dead?
[11:20] Naka
    But I thought he was in the military
    police's isolation ward for protection.
[11:25] Dazai
    He died after suddenly collapsing
    in pain in his cell.
[11:27] Dazai
    The cause of death is unknown,
[11:28] Dazai
    but the numbers "00" were
    marked on his palm.
[11:34] Kuni
    Numbers on his palm?
[11:36] Kuni
    What?
[11:38] Kuni
    What in the world's going on?
SIGN    Former Defense
     Force Facility
SIGN    T-20 Minutes
     Until Detonation
[11:51] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun!
[11:56] Kuni
    Doppo Poet!
[11:58] Kuni
    Flash Bang!
[12:03] Kuni
    We're at the right place!
[12:04] Kuni
    The two of you, go upstairs!
[12:06] Kuni
    Find the transmitter and
    send the stop signal!
[12:15] Kuni
    What the...
[12:19] Blond
    Give me your number.
[12:23] Blond
    How've you been?
[12:25] Blond
    You're looking great.
[12:27] Blond
    I'm sure you have a great number.
[12:33] Kuni
    This is...
[12:34] Blond
    You sniffed out the place just
    like your reputation predicted.
[12:38] Blond
    The Armed Detective Agency's impressive.
[12:40] Blond
    Very impressive.
[12:45] Naka
    The sun's setting...
[12:48] Naka
    Can you figure it out?
[12:50] Dazai
    It's easy!
[12:51] Dazai
    But I can't do it.
[12:53] Naka
    What?
[12:53] Dazai
    You have to insert the release
    key here and turn it,
[12:57] Dazai
    but I don't have it.
[12:59] Naka
    What are we going to do?!
[13:01] Giant
    What are you doing here?
[13:02] Dazai
    Wow, we've got quite a heavy hitter here!
[13:11] Kuni
    This one's ability can
    perform remote attacks!
[13:14] Kuni
    What's your number now?
[13:17] Kuni
    Number?
[13:21] Gold
    My ability cannot be evaded, you see.
[13:25] Gold
    I can send people who have numbers
[13:26] Gold
    in any direction I want.
[13:29] Gold
    Even if they're on the
    other side of the earth.
[13:32] Gold
    And once their number becomes zero,
[13:35] Gold
    they'll die in agony.
[13:37] Gold
    None can escape that fate.
[13:40] Gold
    None...
[13:41] Gold
    None...
[13:43] Gold
    No one...
[13:45] Kuni
    Are you the leader of this group?
[13:47] Blond
    Your group poses a greater obstacle
    than the Mafia, to be sure.
[13:50] Blond
    But the Armed Detective
    Agency is now finished.
[13:54] Blond
    Here's the key.
[13:55] Blond
    It's the release key to stop the bomb.
[13:58] Blond
    Without it, you can't stop the bomb.
[14:01] Blond
    Do you want it?
[14:03] Blond
    Of course you do.
[14:04] Blond
    If you want it... here.
[14:09] Blond
    Now, there is no hope.
[14:11] Blond
    It's finished.
[14:13] Blond
    It's over, isn't it?
[14:14] Kuni
    You idiot!
[14:22] Dazai
    Atsushi-kun!
[14:26] Dazai
    You have really strong arms.
[14:30] Dazai
    You should have gone into
    the porter business.
[14:45] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun!
SIGN    Wire Gun
[14:46] Kuni
    I know!
[14:53] Blond
    Don't think you can pull
    the same trick twice!
[14:56] Kuni
    Dazai!
[14:57] Dazai
    Here!
[15:04] Blond
    Will you be the next one
    to give me a number?
[15:09] Blond
    Impossible!
[15:11] Blond
    Why has no number marked you?!
[15:12] Dazai
    Unfortunately, your ability will
    no longer have any effect.
[15:16] Dazai
    Also, you should really have your partner
    switch careers and be a porter.
[15:25] Naka
    The weight difference doesn't
    seem to faze him at all.
[15:29] Naka
    Dazai-san.
[15:31] Naka
    Their partnership is amazing...
[15:34] Naka
    Oh, right!
[15:35] Naka
    Kunikida-san, the key?
[15:37] Kuni
    He broke it.
[15:38] Naka
    What?!
[15:39] Naka
    Then what about the bomb?
[15:41] Naka
    We don't have time—
[15:42] Kuni
    Calm down, brat.
[15:44] Kuni
    Doppo Poet.
[15:45] [SONG] Sign
    Release Key
[15:46] Kuni
    Release key.
[15:49] Kuni
    My ability allows me to recreate
    anything if I have laid eyes on it
[15:52] Kuni
    and understood its form and function.
[16:05] Kuni
    However, the object's size is
    limited to that of a pocketbook.
SIGN    Ideal
[16:10] Naka
    So your notebook is really a tool
    that brings your ideals into reality.
[16:24] Nobuko
    You're visiting the graves of
    those who have lost their lives?
[16:28] Kuni
    Yes.
[16:31] Kuni
    When I first caused casualties during a job,
[16:34] Kuni
    I cried so much I couldn't get up,
[16:36] Kuni
    and I took time off from work without leave.
[16:38] Kuni
    But now, I don't even shed a tear.
[16:40] Kuni
    I just choose to visit their graves in
    exchange, or that's how I think of it.
[16:47] Nobuko
    Will the dead by comforted by tears?
[16:51] Kuni
    I doubt they'd be comforted
    or redeemed by tears.
[16:54] Kuni
    After all, their time stopped
    at the moment of their deaths.
[16:59] Nobuko
    I confess I told a lie earlier.
[17:04] Nobuko
    My significant other and I
    parted ways because he died.
[17:07] Kuni
    I see.
[17:09] Nobuko
    What you said is true.
[17:11] Nobuko
    Time no longer has meaning for the dead.
[17:14] Nobuko
    No matter what I may do for him,
[17:16] Nobuko
    he cannot rejoice in it,
[17:18] Nobuko
    nor smile because of it.
[17:23] Nobuko
    I lost my composure without meaning to.
[17:25] Nobuko
    I have something I must attend to.
[17:27] Nobuko
    Excuse me.
[17:31] Nobuko
    Goodbye.
[17:37] Kuni
    Hello.
[17:39] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun?
[17:40] Dazai
    I need you for something.
[17:43] Kuni
    What do you want here, of all places?
[17:46] Dazai
    What do you think this is?
[17:48] Dazai
    It's a survey of Yokohama we found
     on a computer in their hideout.
[17:52] Dazai
    Surprisingly, it concludes that eradicating
    the Agency is the first priority
[17:56] Dazai
    in order to take control of Yokohama.
[17:59] Kuni
    And not the Port Mafia,
    who control the underworld?
[18:02] Dazai
    They were being manipulated
    by false information.
[18:06] Kuni
    So there's another mastermind?
[18:08] Dazai
    Actually, I've sent an email to the
    one I believe is truly behind this.
[18:13] Dazai
    I said I have proof that the person
    is the one truly responsible.
[18:16] Dazai
    That person should be here any moment now.
[18:29] Kuni
    It can't be you!
[18:31] Kuni
    You're the one, Rokuzou?!
[18:33] Roku
    What are you talking about?
[18:35] Roku
    So it hasn't started yet?
[18:37] Dazai
    I see.
[18:38] Dazai
    You took a peek at my email by hacking
    into my account, didn't you?
[18:41] Kuni
    So it's not really you!
[18:43] Roku
    I just wanted to take a look at the
    one who's actually responsible.
[18:47] Kuni
    So it's really, really not you, right—
[18:48] Roku
    Look out!
[18:56] Dazai
    So you're the Azure Messenger,
[18:59] Dazai
    Sasaki Nobuko-san.
[19:01] Kuni
    It can't be...
[19:02] Dazai
    I doubt this is the first time
    you used your intelligence
[19:06] Dazai
    to execute a crime, either.
[19:08] Nobuko
    He was a man who lived for his ideals.
[19:11] Nobuko
    He was pure in his intentions
    to seek out the world of crime,
[19:14] Nobuko
    and that is why he got blood on his hands.
[19:17] Nobuko
    I just wanted to grant his desire
    and make his ideals come true.
[19:21] Dazai
    Your significant other, the Azure King,
[19:23] Dazai
    was an idealist who wanted to prosecute
    criminals who could not be judged by law
[19:27] Dazai
    through illegal means.
[19:28] [Messenger] Sign 1929
    Enhance
     Reflection
[19:29] Dazai
    This incident was meant
    to carry on his work...
[19:31] Kuni
    Lower your gun!
[19:33] Kuni
    What good will this accomplish?
[19:35] Nobuko
    Don't you understand?
[19:37] Nobuko
    You resemble him in a way...
[19:41] Dazai
    Your plan was very sophisticated.
[19:44] Dazai
    Without committing a single
    crime of your own,
[19:46] Dazai
    you set up the Agency to take the fall,
[19:48] Dazai
    and you destroyed both the kidnapper and
    the criminal organization behind him.
[19:51] Dazai
    But you yourself have no
    convictions or ideals.
[19:55] Dazai
    You're just being swept along by the flow.
[20:00] Nobuko
    I'm just tired, now.
[20:02] Nobuko
    I want to be released from all this.
[20:06] Nobuko
    Will you shoot me, Dazai-san?
[20:10] Nobuko
    But I've lowered my gun.
[20:13] Nobuko
    If you were to shoot me now,
[20:16] Nobuko
    it'd be excessive use of force.
[20:18] Nobuko
    Kunikida-san's watching us.
[20:21] Dazai
    You're right.
[20:22] Dazai
    I can't shoot.
[20:25] Dazai
    However...
[20:40] Roku
    The Azure King killed my dad.
[20:43] Roku
    Good riddance.
[20:49] Kuni
    Why?!
[20:51] Kuni
    Why does it have to end this way?!
[20:54] Kuni
    What went wrong?!
[20:55] Kuni
    Who was wrong?!
[20:57] Dazai
    No one was wrong.
[20:58] Dazai
    This was the only possible outcome.
[21:01] Kuni
    Shut up!
[21:02] Kuni
    You could've saved her!
[21:04] Kuni
    Are you saying this is justice?!
[21:07] Dazai
    Justice is a weapon.
[21:09] Dazai
    It can be used to cause harm,
[21:11] Dazai
    but it cannot protect or save others.
[21:14] Dazai
    What killed Sasaki-san was, in the end,
    the justice of the Azure King
[21:18] Dazai
    and of you.
[21:23] Dazai
    Kunikida-kun,
[21:25] Dazai
    as long as you pursue your ideals,
[21:27] Dazai
    the flames that burned in the Azure King
    will one day take root in you...
[21:31] Dazai
    and raze everything around you.
[21:33] Kuni
    Still!
[21:34] Kuni
    I'll still push on until I push past it!
[21:37] Kuni
    Don't underestimate my ideals!
[21:39] Kuni
    
[23:10] Yosano
    Atsushi, aren't you hurt?
[23:12] Naka
    No, not in the slightest.
[23:14] Naka
    I am in good health.
[23:16] Yosano
    Oh, how boring.
[23:18] Naka
    Um, about your "treatment," Dr. Yosano.
[23:20] Naka
    How does it work, specifically?
[23:22] Yosano
    Would you like to find out?
[23:23] Yosano
    Why don't you ask Tanizaki since
    he was treated by me before?
[23:26] Naka
    Oh, but Tanizaki-san just shivers in fear
[23:29] Naka
    and won't tell me anything.
[23:31] Naka
    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 8:
[23:34] Yosano Akiko
    Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die.
SIGN    Episode 8: Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die
[23:36] Yosano
    Ability: Thou Shalt Not Die.

8 - Teaching Them To Kill; Then To Die

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SIGN    What are you looking at?
SIGN    What can you see?
[00:18] Men
    Hey, girlie, are you waiting for someone?
[00:22] Men
    Come to think of it, I saw you here yesterday, too.
[00:26] Men
    Have you been here the whole time?
[00:28] Men
    Maybe she's a doll.
[00:30] Men
    Oh, she blinked!
[00:33] Men
    Whoa!
[00:33] Men
    She moved!
[00:40] Dazai
    Huh?
[00:41] Dazai
    What?
[00:42] Kyouka
    Found you.
[00:52] Dazai
    This isn't good...
[00:54] Dazai
    
[02:24] Kuni
    Dazai's gone missing?
[02:27] Naka
    He's not answering his phone,
[02:29] Naka
    and he hasn't returned to the dorm, either.
[02:30] Kuni
    He's just floating in some river again.
[02:33] Kenji
    Or he could be in prison this time.
[02:35] Rampo
    My guess would be that he went
    off somewhere with a woman.
[02:37] Naka
    But it's true that he's targeted by the Port Mafia.
[02:40] Naka
    It could be that...
[02:41] Kuni
    That man's ability to sense danger and stay alive approaches nightmarish proficiency.
[02:45] Kenji
    Just think about how he's as healthy as can be
[02:47] Kenji
    despite so many suicide attempts.
[02:49] Rampo
    I doubt the Mafia alone will
     be enough to get the better of him.
[02:53] Naka
    But...
[02:54] Tani
    I'll go look into it.
[02:57] Naka
    Are you all better now, Tanizaki-san?
[03:00] Tani
    Yes, thankfully.
[03:02] Naka
    I was really worried when it all happened.
[03:05] Naka
    I'm relieved you're okay.
[03:07] Tani
    I'm sorry I worried you.
[03:08] Kuni
    So you're finally recovered.
[03:10] Tani
    It's all thanks to Dr. Yosano's treatment.
[03:13] Kuni
    So, how many times did she get you?
[03:21] Tani
    F-F-Four times...
[03:22] Kenji
    That many...
[03:23] Tani
    Atsushi-kun...
[03:24] Tani
    As long as you remain at the Agency,
[03:27] Tani
    remember to never get injured.
[03:29] Naka
    Okay...
[03:30] Rampo
    If you think you're at any risk, run.
[03:32] Rampo
    You should cultivate your ability
    to sense danger on a daily basis.
[03:37] Rampo
    For example, ten seconds from now...
[03:41] Naka
    Oh, Dr. Yosano.
[03:42] Naka
    Good morning.
[03:43] Yosano
    Oh, Atsushi.
[03:45] Yosano
    Are you hurt anywhere?
[03:47] Naka
    Oh, I'm fine.
[03:49] Yosano
    Darn.
[03:50] Naka
    Darn?
[03:52] Yosano
    I was hoping to have someone
    come with me on a shopping trip,
[03:55] Yosano
    but I guess you're the only one around.
[03:57] Naka
    What?
[04:00] Naka
    Is this what he meant by
    the ability to sense danger?
[04:04] Naka
    D-Dr. Yosano, you're still not done?
[04:07] Yosano
    Don't you dare drop anything.
[04:30] Man
    What the hell do you think you're doing?
[04:32] Man
    You good-for-nothing!
[04:34] Man
    Hurry up and send my car over!
[04:38] Naka
    Ow...
[04:40] Naka
    U-Um, are you okay?
[04:43] Man
    What's the meaning of this, you little twit?
[04:45] Man
    This is a custom-made suit from a European brand.
[04:47] Naka
    S-Sorry.
[04:51] Yosano
    I'm very sorry.
[04:53] Yosano
    Were you hurt?
[04:54] Man
    Don't touch me.
[04:55] Man
    I'll be lodging a complaint with your employer!
[04:58] Man
    Hey, what's your job?
[05:00] Man
    Are you a tea server?
[05:01] Man
    A receptionist?
[05:03] Man
    Or perhaps you're something
     a little more specialized?
[05:08] Yosano
    Hmm...
[05:09] Man
    Ow!
[05:11] Yosano
    I'm a doctor, you pervert.
[05:13] Yosano
    Oh?
[05:15] Yosano
    You have two arms... That's way too many.
[05:19] Yosano
    Would you like me to take one off?
SIGN    Episode 8: Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die
[05:32] Naka
    I'm sorry about... um... earlier.
[05:39] Naka
    The packages are in a sorry state, too.
[05:41] Yosano
    Nothing to be sorry about.
[05:44] Yosano
    By the way...
[05:47] Naka
    What?
[05:48] Naka
    Is this punishment?
[05:51] Yosano
    Hmm, nice leg.
[05:53] Yosano
    I heard your leg was bitten off
[05:56] Yosano
    by the Port Mafia when Tanizaki got injured.
[06:00] Yosano
    No signs of scarring or fusion...
[06:03] Yosano
    It's more of a restoration than a regeneration.
[06:06] Yosano
    The tiger did this instantly?
[06:09] Naka
    Um...
[06:11] Naka
    Is there a problem?
[06:13] Yosano
    Oh, I'm just sad I couldn't treat you.
[06:17] Yosano
    But there's no reprieve next time for you.
[06:19] Naka
    What?
[06:20] Yosano
    The Mafia are known for surprise attacks.
[06:24] Yosano
    You should watch yourself at night.
[06:26] Yosano
    You never know when they might strike next.
[06:29] Naka
    That's right.
[06:30] Naka
    I'm their prime target.
[06:33] Naka
    I should know how to protect myself on my own.
[06:37] Kajii
    Testing, testing. This is your train conductor.
[06:41] Kajii
    We apologize for the inconvenience,
    but we will now conduct a minor physics experiment!
[06:46] Kajii
    The topic: Evaluation of Explosive
    Reaction and Sensory Response
[06:50] Kajii
    in a Non-Inertial Reference Frame.
[06:52] Kajii
    The test subjects will be our current passengers!
[06:54] Kajii
    We greatly appreciate your cooperation!
[06:57] Kajii
    So, without further ado,
[06:59] Kajii
    please listen to this!
[07:08] Kajii
    Maybe two or three of you
    already died from that one?
[07:11] Kajii
    But that will pale in comparison to the next one!
[07:14] Kajii
    We've rigged enough explosives
    in the front and back cars
[07:18] Kajii
    to blow everyone clear to the moon!
[07:20] Kajii
    Now, test subject Atsushi-kun.
[07:24] Kajii
    Unless you surrender yourself,
[07:26] Kajii
    all passengers will go straight
    to heaven, much less the moon!
[07:30] Naka
    But...
[07:31] Yosano
    Speak of the devil...
[07:34] Naka
    Wh-What should we do?
[07:36] Yosano
    Option one, turn yourself in.
[07:39] Yosano
    Option two, jump off this running train with several dozen passengers to escape.
[07:45] Yosano
    Option three...
[07:48] Naka
    Beat them up.
[07:50] Yosano
    Excellent.
[07:52] Yosano
    After all, we are the Armed Detective Agency.
[07:58] Yosano
    Okay, Atsushi.
[07:59] Yosano
    Let's split up and look for the bombs.
[08:01] Yosano
    I'll take the front.
[08:03] Yosano
    You take the rear!
[08:04] Naka
    What if we run into the enemy?
[08:06] Yosan
    Terminate with extreme prejudice!
[08:08] Naka
    Roger!
[08:11] Yosano
    A bomb threat, on a train with civilian
    passengers, in broad daylight...
[08:14] Yosano
    That's tantamount to suicide.
[08:16] Yosano
    Even for the Port Mafia, this plan's pretty bold...
[08:19] Yosano
    Or, rather, obsessive.
[08:22] Yosano
    I wonder who's behind this.
[08:32] Kajii
    Our warmest welcome to the decisive lady from the Detective Agency...
[08:37] Kajii
    and our most regretful farewell!
[08:41] Yosano
    Well, well...
[08:43] Yosano
    If it isn't a celebrity we've got here.
[08:46] Kaji
    Ah, you're alive?
[08:49] Kaji
    What a surprise.
[08:51] Kaji
    Ladies are so resilient these days.
[08:53] Yosano
    It is an era of equal rights for men and women.
[08:56] Yosano
    From where I stand,
[08:57] Yosano
    it's a greater surprise to find a wanted
     criminal like you in a place like this.
[09:02] Yosano
    Kajii Motojirou!
[09:04] Yosano
    While being a member of the secretive Port Mafia,
[09:07] Yosano
    you are a surprisingly well-known
     terrorist bomber...
SIGN    Port Mafia
    Operative
[09:10] Yosano
    In the recent Marizen Building Bomb Incident,
SIGN    Kajii Motojirou
     Ability: Lemon
    Bomb
[09:13] Yosano
    you killed 28 civilians.
[09:16] Kajii
    That was most wonderful.
[09:17] Kajii
    The slowing of the pulse,
[09:19] Kajii
    the hypoxia of neurons!
[09:22] Kajii
    Lactic acidosis...
[09:24] Kajii
    Death is the collective music of
    infinite changes in states!
[09:27] Kajii
    Ah, then comes irreversible death...
[09:30] Yosano
    So you're saying death is an experiment?
[09:34] Kajii
    Science, in its ultimate form, is God and death...
[09:37] Kajii
    Both exist and cannot be overcome by science.
[09:41] Kajii
    That is why we are drawn to them...
[09:43] Kajii
    So...
[09:45] Kajii
    What color is your blood?
[09:48] Yosano
    See for yourself.
[09:51] Naka
    If we can't remove the bombs, these people will die.
[09:54] Naka
    But can I do this?
[09:58] Naka
    Hey!
[09:59] Naka
    Don't go that way! There's a bomb!
[10:03] Naka
    Please go back to the central car.
[10:05] Naka
    There's a bomb in the rear car...
[10:10] Naka
    Um, you...
[10:12] Aku
    Your duty is to protect the bomb at any cost.
[10:16] Naka
    You're...
[10:22] Naka
    You're the one I saw...
[10:23] Aku
    Use your ability Demon Snow
[10:25] Aku
    to kill anyone who interferes.
[10:30] Naka
    What?
SIGN    Port Mafia
    Assassin
SIGN    Izumi Kyouka
     Ability: Demon
     Snow
[10:58] Sign 1037
    
SIGN    Shred your enemies,
    Demon Snow.
[11:02] Aku
    Shred your enemies, Demon Snow.
[11:21] Naka
    Sh... She's too strong!
[11:28] Naka
    Wh-Why?
[11:30] Naka
    Why would a girl like you...
[11:35] Kyou
    My name is Kyouka,
[11:37] Kyou
    an orphan like you.
[11:39] Kyou
    I like bunny rabbits and tofu.
[11:42] Kyou
    I hate dogs and lightning.
[11:45] Kyou
    After being taken in by the Port Mafia,
[11:47] Kyou
    I killed 35 people in six months.
[11:50] Aku
    Protect the bomb,
[11:52] Aku
    and kill anyone who interferes.
[12:00] Kajii
    The Agency isn't as formidable as I've heard.
[12:04] Kajii
    Oh, well.
[12:06] Kajii
    So you're about to die, but tell me this before you do:
[12:10] Kajii
    What does it mean to die?
[12:13] Yosano
    What did you say?
[12:15] Kajii
    Oh, it's just scholarly interest.
[12:18] Kajii
    I'm an avid researcher, you see.
[12:20] Kajii
    All the reasons for human death,
[12:22] Kajii
    including hypoxia of neurons in the brain and telomere degradation,
[12:25] Kajii
    are simple and reversible processes
     in laboratory settings.
[12:29] Kajii
    Yet, why is death irreversible?
[12:32] Kajii
    Why must all humans die?
[12:37] Yosano
    You don't even know why?
[12:39] Yosano
    So the Mafia aren't so formidable, after all...
[12:43] Kajii
    You claim that someone who's a meddling private eye
[12:46] Kajii
    would know something that I, a seeker of science, do not?
[12:50] Yosano
    Sure I would.
[12:52] Yosano
    The reason for that is simple.
[12:54] Yosano
    You're just an idiot.
[13:00] Kajii
    Thank you for your valuable opinion.
[13:03] Kajii
    I think you would know this,
    being well-read and all...
[13:08] Kajii
    but even after the body dies from blood loss,
[13:11] Kajii
    the brain and the conscious mind are said to survive for eight hours.
[13:14] Kajii
    Afterward, I'll ask your corpse this:
[13:19] Kajii
    "You're dead now. How do you feel?"
[13:22] Kajii
    Well, take your time.
[13:35] Naka
    It's impossible.
[13:36] Naka
    I can't win.
[13:38] Naka
    Am I going to die here?
[13:45] Naka
    Are people going to die again because of me?
[13:48] Naka
    Just because they got on the same train as me?
[13:50] Naka
    Just for that simple reason, they will all die...
[13:54] (Flashback) Aku
    That is your karma, weretiger.
SIGN    That is your karma, weretiger.
[13:57] (Flashback) Aku
    You will cause ill for everyone
    around you, just by being alive.
[14:01] (Flashback) Staff
    Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[14:02] (Flashback) Staff
    The world would be a better place if
    you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[14:05] (Flashback) Staff
    We don't need worthless louts!
[14:08] (Flashback) Staff
    Why are you alive?
[14:11] (Flashback) Staff
    You accomplish nothing,
[14:12] (Flashback) Staff
    and cause inconvenience and
    misfortune for everyone around you.
[14:16] (Flashback) Staff
    Those who can save no one do not deserve to live.
[14:21] Naka
    Just then, an idea popped into my head.
[14:25] Naka
    It was a stupid idea.
[14:28] Naka
    But I couldn't shake it off.
[14:32] Naka
    If I...
[14:34] Naka
    If I could save them...
[14:36] Naka
    the passengers here...
[14:37] Naka
    If I could get them back safe
    and sound to their homes...
[14:39] Naka
    Wouldn't that mean...
[14:44] Naka
    that I...
[14:51] Naka
    Wouldn't that mean it's okay for me to live?
[14:54] Kyouka
    Stay away.
[14:57] Naka
    Sorry.
[14:58] Naka
    I can't do this anymore!
[15:08] Naka
    She's too fast...
[15:09] Naka
    I guess I can't do this, after all.
[15:11] Naka
    If I could only use my ability...
[15:22] Kajii
    All right.
[15:25] Kajii
    I wonder if she's nice and cooked
     all the way through now.
[15:34] Kajii
    Let's see.
[15:41] Yosano
    Hmm, that was underwhelming.
[15:44] Yosano
    I was hoping you'd go flying a bit farther.
[15:46] Kajii
    H-How?
[15:48] Yosano
    That little sparkler wouldn't kill me.
[15:51] Yosano
    Which side did I punch you on just now?
[15:53] Kajii
    I-I-I-If I had to choose, maybe this side?
[16:03] Kajii
    Impossible!
[16:05] Kajii
    You were on the brink of death just before!
[16:07] Yosano
    I may not look like it, but I'm a doctor.
[16:09] Yosano
    I've seen a hundred times more
    deaths than you, at the very least.
[16:14] Yosano
    What's death, you ask?
[16:16] Yosano
    Let me tell you...
[16:18] Yosano
    Death is the loss of life.
[16:21] Yosano
    No matter how hard we doctors try,
[16:24] Yosano
    our patients' lives just slip through our fingers...
[16:27] Yosano
    Death, the ultimate form of science?
[16:30] Yosano
    What a load!
[16:31] Yosano
    I'll kill anyone who doesn't value life!
[16:34] Kajii
    I... I remember now...
[16:37] Kajii
    So you're the Armed Detective Agency's physician,
[16:39] Kajii
    Yosano Akiko...
[16:41] Yosano
    My ability, Thou Shalt Not Die,
[16:45] Yosano
    can cure any wounds.
[16:47] Yosano
    Even my own wounds, as you can see.
[16:51] Yosano
    But the necessary conditions are harsh.
[16:54] Yosano
    It can only cure lethal injuries.
[16:58] Yosano
    What an inconvenient ability.
[17:00] Yosano
    If I want to cure moderate injuries,
[17:03] Yosano
    I have to half kill my patient first.
[17:07] Yosano
    Oh?
[17:08] Yosano
    You're hurt, aren't you, boy?
[17:11] Yosano
    Would you like me to treat you?
[17:25] Naka
    This is...
[17:40] Naka
    It's over.
[17:45] Kyou
    My name is Kyouka.
[17:48] Kyou
    I've killed 35 people.
[17:53] Naka
    Where's the bomb?
[17:54] Kyouka
    My last victims were a family of three,
[17:58] Kyouka
    a father, a mother, and a boy.
[18:01] Kyouka
    Demon Snow slit their throats.
[18:07] Naka
    What have you done?!
[18:08] Naka
    Who are you?
[18:11] Naka
    I can't feel any emotion in your words,
    or even in you, yourself.
[18:15] Naka
    You're like a killing machine.
[18:18] Naka
    If you feel anything, you should put it into words.
[18:21] Naka
    Otherwise, an idiot like me won't get it.
[18:24] Naka
    Is something like this what you really want to do?!
[18:29] Yosano
    This is the train conductor's office.
[18:31] Yosano
    Atsushi!
[18:32] Yosano
    You still breathing?
[18:33] Naka
    Dr. Yosano?
[18:35] Yosano
    According to this weak-ass bomber here,
[18:37] Yosano
    your bomb has a remote detonator.
[18:41] Yosano
    If you make one mistake trying to defuse it,
[18:43] Yosano
    it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
[18:45] Yosano
    You'll have to use the remote detonator's stop button to deactivate it.
[18:48] Yosano
    The Mafia agent there should have it.
[18:50] Naka
    Do you have it?
[18:53] Naka
    Give it to me.
[19:12] Naka
    What?!
SIGN    You pressed the button,
    Kyouka?
[19:13] Aku
    You pressed the button, Kyouka?
[19:17] Aku
    Deactivating the bomb is unnecessary.
[19:18] Aku
    Die along with the passengers
[19:20] Aku
    and show the hapless masses that the Port Mafia should be feared.
[19:23] Naka
    Take the bomb off!
[19:24] Naka
    How much time do we have left?!
[19:27] Kyou
    There's no time!
[19:28] Naka
    What?
[19:33] Naka
    I am an idiot, after all...
[19:35] Naka
    I only realized once her
    slender arms pushed me...
[19:40] Naka
    that her ability is always activated by a voice from her cell phone.
[19:45] Naka
    She is unable to control her own ability.
[19:50] Kyou
    My name is Kyouka.
[19:52] Kyou
    I've killed 35 people.
[19:56] Kyou
    I don't want to kill anyone else!
[20:16] Yosano
    Atsushi!
[20:59] Kyou
    Um...
[21:24] Aku
    No matter how powerful it may be,
     a pawn is just a pawn...
[21:28] Aku
    What about you?
[21:30] Aku
    Are you a pawn or the master?
[21:33] Aku
    Or are you a pawn who is waiting to be crushed?
[21:39] Aku
    
[23:11] Naka
    She didn't kill people of her own free will.
[23:13] Naka
    Gifts don't necessarily bring
     happiness to their wielders.
[23:16] Naka
    I know that better than anyone!
[23:19] Naka
    But if I hand her over to the police,
[23:21] Naka
    she'll be put to death for sure.
[23:24] Kyouka
    Where are you taking me?
[23:25] Naka
    That's... um...
[23:27] Naka
    Oh, let's go on a date, for starters.
[23:29] Kyouka
    Huh?
[23:30] Kyouka
    A date with you?
[23:32] Naka
    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 9:
SIGN    Episode 9:
SIGN    The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue
[23:35] Naka
    The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue.
[23:37] Kyou
    Boiled tofu is delicious.

9 - The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue

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SIGN    My name is Kyouka. I've killed 35 people in 6 months.
[00:01] Kyou
    My name is Kyouka.
[00:04] Kyou
    I've killed 35 people in 6 months.
SIGN    Infirmary
[00:23] (Flashback) Sign 0009
    My name is Kyouka.
[00:26] (Flashback) Sign 0009
    I've killed 35 people.
[00:28] (Flashback) Sign 0009
    I don't want to kill anyone else!
[00:37] Kuni
    You've brought trouble
    back with you yet again.
[00:41] Kuni
    She's a lost cause.
[00:43] Kuni
    The girl's a well-known assassin.
[00:48] Kuni
    She tricks targets into lowering their
    guard with her young appearance,
[00:52] Kuni
    then annihilates entire organizations.
[00:56] Kuni
    She accomplished too much, too quickly.
[01:01] Kuni
    It was only a matter of time
    before she was caught.
[01:04] Naka
    But...
[01:05] Naka
    whoever is taking advantage of
     her ability is the one to blame.
[01:09] Kuni
    Gifts don't necessarily bring
     happiness to their wielders.
[01:13] Kuni
    You know that better than most.
[01:21] Yosano
    She's awake.
[01:22] Kuni
    Do you think we can question her?
[01:24] Yosano
    Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.
[01:27] Yosano
    
[02:57] Naka
    Are you okay?
[03:00] Naka
    Um, this is the infirmary at the Agency.
[03:04] Naka
    How're you feeling?
[03:06] Naka
    You remember me, right?
[03:12] Kuni
    Girl, tell us who was behind this plot.
[03:15] Kuni
    The Port Mafia forces are just like a snake.
[03:18] Kuni
    Unless you cut off its head,
    it'll just keep coming.
[03:21] Kuni
    Answer me.
[03:22] Kuni
    Who's your superior?
[03:24] Naka
    K-Kunikida-san.
[03:27] Kyouka
    Tachibanadou's boiled tofu.
[03:30] Naka
    Boiled tofu?
[03:31] Kyouka
    It's really good.
[03:33] Kuni
    You want us to get you some?
[03:36] Kyouka
    I'll talk after you do.
[03:38] Naka
    Oh.
[03:39] Naka
    Sure, that's a small thing.
[03:41] Kuni
    Hey, you...
[03:43] Naka
    What?
SIGN    Menu
[04:02] Kyouka
    Seconds!
[04:03] Naka
    Kunikida-san...
[04:05] Kuni
    I'm not paying.
[04:07] Naka
    Crap...
[04:09] Staff
    What would you like to order, sir?
[04:12] Naka
    Just water, please.
[04:16] Kuni
    Well?
[04:17] Kyouka
    The Port Mafia took me
    in when my parents died
[04:20] Kyouka
    and I became an orphan.
[04:22] Kyouka
    They wanted my ability, Demon Snow.
[04:27] Kyouka
    Demon Snow only follows orders
    coming through a phone.
[04:32] Kuni
    This is the cell phone.
[04:35] Kuni
    The battery's been taken out.
[04:37] Kuni
    So the Port Mafia made
    good use of your ability
[04:41] Kuni
    and turned you into a deadly assassin.
[04:45] Naka
    Why didn't you just toss
    the cell phone away?
[04:50] Kyouka
    If I put up any resistance,
     I would've been killed.
[04:53] Kyouka
    Besides...
[04:55] Kyouka
    Even if I'd left the Port Mafia,
    I had nowhere else to go.
[04:58] Kuni
    Who was manipulating Demon Snow
    through that phone?
[05:01] Kyouka
    A man called Akutagawa.
[05:07] Kuni
    I see.
[05:09] Kuni
    I'll head back to the Agency to report.
[05:12] Kuni
    Brat.
[05:15] Kuni
    Turn the girl over to the military police.
[05:17] Naka
    But if I do that...
[05:20] Kuni
    With a kill count of 35,
[05:22] Kuni
    she'll be sentenced to death.
[05:24] Kuni
    Even if she went back to the Port Mafia,
[05:27] Kuni
    she'd be killed as a traitor.
[05:29] Naka
    But...
[05:30] Kuni
    What, are you going to save her?
[05:33] Kuni
    A fugitive wanted for execution,
[05:35] Kuni
    and a traitor to the Port Mafia...
[05:37] Kuni
    Do you have the resolve to shoulder
    full responsibility for her?
[05:44] Naka
    That's...
[05:45] Kuni
    Brat.
[05:47] Kuni
    I'm not telling you to reject empathy
    for someone who's fallen into misfortune.
[05:51] Kuni
    But misfortune of her sort is
    plentiful in our world.
[05:56] Kuni
    You only have room for one on your boat.
[05:58] Kuni
    If you try to save someone you can't save...
[06:02] Kuni
    you'll both end up sinking.
[06:09] Naka
    But...
[06:11] Naka
    If that's true...
SIGN    Episode 9: The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue
[06:18] Naka
    Why did Dazai-san help me?
[06:22] Dazai
    You can't do a double suicide alone...
[06:30] Dazai
    But you can do it with two...
[06:44] Dazai
    Oh, you were here?
[06:48] Aku
    I believe you know what manner of fate
    awaits those who are chained here.
[06:54] Dazai
    This brings back memories.
    I remember when you were a rookie.
[06:58] Aku
    You have committed grave sins.
[07:00] Aku
    You suddenly abandoned your mission,
[07:02] Aku
    vanished,
[07:03] Aku
    only to reappear as an
    enemy to the Port Mafia.
[07:07] Aku
    It's hard to believe, coming
    from a former executive.
[07:10] Dazai
    And from your former superior?
[07:21] Aku
    Not even you are invincible.
[07:24] Aku
    As long as I don't use my ability,
[07:26] Aku
    I can hurt you.
[07:27] Aku
    I can kill you any time I want.
[07:30] Dazai
    I see.
[07:32] Dazai
    You've climbed up through the ranks.
[07:34] Dazai
    I'll say this to you now,
[07:35] Dazai
    but it was a challenge to train you.
[07:38] Dazai
    You were a slow learner,
[07:40] Dazai
    and you always disobeyed instructions.
[07:42] Dazai
    Not to mention that useless
    ability of yours...
[07:45] Aku
    Your fake bravado will only
    last for a few more days.
[07:48] Aku
    In that time, we will obliterate the Agency
[07:51] Aku
    and seize the weretiger.
[07:52] Aku
    Your execution will then follow.
[07:55] Aku
    Look forward to learning
    of your organization
[07:56] Aku
    and your subordinates' demise
[07:58] Aku
    with clenched fists and teeth.
[08:00] Dazai
    I wonder if you'll actually manage that.
[08:04] Dazai
    My new subordinate is
    far superior to you.
SIGN    Chinatown
[08:16] Kyou
    I ate too much.
[08:17] Nawka
    Y-You did.
[08:20] Nawka
    I'm glad I had enough money.
[08:26] (Flashback) Kuni
    You only have room for one on your boat.
[08:29] (Flashback) Kuni
    If you try to save someone you can't save...
[08:33] (Flashback) Kuni
    you'll both end up sinking.
[08:35] (Flashback) Kuni
    Take her to a military police outpost.
[08:37] (Flashback) Kuni
    Don't let her figure out what you're doing.
[08:41] Naka
    If we go there, she'll be
    sentenced to death...
SIGN    Chinatown
[08:47] Naka
    Let's go.
[08:49] Kyou
    Go where?
[08:53] Kyou
    Where are we going?
[08:55] Naka
    Huh?
[08:56] Kyou
    Where are you taking me?
[08:58] Naka
    Wh-Where?
[09:01] Naka
    Well, so...
[09:04] Naka
    Um...
[09:07] Naka
    Wherever you want go, of course.
[09:10] Naka
    Don't you have somewhere
    you want to check out?
[09:11] Naka
    You know, somewhere a girl
    your age would like to see...
[09:14] Naka
    For example...
[09:17] Naka
    A date spot! Maybe?
[09:20] Naka
    S-See, I've gotten the rest of the day off.
[09:23] Naka
    I doubt you've had many opportunities
    to have fun outside.
[09:26] Kyouka
    A date?
[09:28] Naka
    Yeah...
[09:29] Kyouka
    A date with you?
[09:30] Naka
    Yeah...
[09:32] Naka
    Huh?
[09:34] Naka
    Oh! Um!
[09:34] Naka
    I don't mean anything by it...
[09:37] Naka
    Um...
[09:38] Naka
    Er...
[09:42] Kyouka
    Let's go.
[09:44] Naka
    Oh.
[09:46] Naka
    Okay.
[09:49] Naka
    Whoa!
[09:51] Naka
    What a giant baseball field!
[09:53] Kyouka
    It's the Yokohama Stadium.
[09:55] Naka
    Oh, so this is it?
[09:57] Kyouka
    I've seen it on a map.
[10:00] Kyouka
    It's the Yokohama Port
    Opening Memorial Hall.
[10:02] Naka
    Huh.
[10:04] Kyouka
    Kanagawa Prefectural Museum
    of Cultural History.
[10:06] Naka
    Huh.
[10:09] Kyouka
    Yokohama Customs Headquarters.
[10:12] Naka
    Huh.
[10:13] Naka
    You know everything, huh?
[10:15] Kyouka
    I have the map and building
    structures memorized.
[10:19] Naka
    Oh, I know this one.
[10:22] Naka
    It's the Yokohama Red Brick
    Warehouse, isn't it?
[10:24] Girls
    The crepe place here's great.
[10:27] Girls
    Let me have a bite!
[10:29] Girls
    Yum, delicious!
[10:34] Naka
    Oh, yeah, it's popular.
[10:36] Naka
    Naomi-san said they make great crepes.
[10:41] Kyouka
    It wasn't on the map...
[10:43] Kyouka
    I want to try...
[10:44] Naka
    What?!
[10:45] Naka
    B-But you ate so much boiled tofu...
[10:49] Kyou
    I have a second stomach for that.
[11:05] Kyou
    I got the plushie I wanted...
[11:44] Kyou
    There's just one more place I want to go.
[11:47] Naka
    Okay, okay.
[11:49] Naka
    She's really being proactive.
[11:51] Kyou
    Here.
SIGN    Yamanote Police Department Minatonomieruoka Park Police Station
[11:56] Kyou
    I've had more than enough fun.
[11:59] Kyou
    And it should've just ended
    with the boiled tofu.
[12:01] Naka
    But if you get caught, you'll...
[12:04] Kyou
    I'll probably be sentenced to death.
[12:07] Kyou
    I've killed 35 people.
[12:10] Kyou
    That I'm still alive is already a sin.
[12:13] Kyou
    Besides, even if I return to the
    Port Mafia, I'll be executed.
[12:22] Aku
    Executed?
[12:23] [SONG] Sign 1224
    Executed?
[12:29] Aku
    We wouldn't execute you...
[12:31] Aku
    You've fulfilled your mission.
[12:37] Cop
    Hey!
[12:38] Cop
    What're you—
[12:42] Aku
    "I got the plushie I wanted."
[12:45] Aku
    A transmitter is implanted in your body.
[12:49] Aku
    Your whereabouts and
    every action are known to us.
[13:03] Aku
    We're going home.
[13:04] Aku
    
[13:18] Naka
    Where am I?
[13:20] Tani
    Atsushi-kun has been abducted.
[13:23] Kuni
    The brat?
[13:24] Kuni
    Now, of all times?
[13:26] Tani
    Yes.
[13:27] Kuni
    The Agency's in a total uproar due to
    a recent ministry staff escort job.
[13:33] Kuni
    We don't have enough hands
    on deck to look for him.
[13:35] Kuni
    Do we know where he is?
[13:38] Tani
    Oh, yes.
[13:39] Tani
    Based on eyewitness statements,
[13:41] Tani
    he was attacked on the
    street in broad daylight
[13:42] Tani
    and shoved into a truck.
[13:43] Tani
    Their destination remains unknown.
[13:45] Kuni
    That's not good.
[13:47] Kuni
    They have many dedicated smuggling routes.
[13:51] Kuni
    Transporting a lone individual
    without anyone laying eyes on him
[13:52] Kuni
    would be a piece of cake for them.
[13:55] Tani
    We must help him somehow, or he'll...
[13:57] Rampo
    Help him? Why?
[14:01] Rampo
    He was abducted because he's a weretiger
    and they want the reward, right?
[14:04] Rampo
    So, it's personal.
[14:07] Rampo
    We're not his foster home.
[14:09] Rampo
    He didn't join us so we'd protect him, either.
[14:13] Tani
    But Atsushi-kun is one of ours.
[14:16] Kuni
    No.
[14:16] Kuni
    Rampo-san is right.
[14:19] Kuni
    We shouldn't be the ones to take action.
[14:21] Tani
    Kunikida-san...
[14:24] Rampo
    Shouldn't we inform the police?
[14:26] Kuni
    Atsushi is wanted as a
    designated major threat.
[14:29] Kuni
    If his status with us becomes known,
[14:31] Kuni
    the Agency will take a hit.
[14:34] Naomi
    Um...
[14:36] Naomi
    It sounded like you wouldn't make
     a decision in a million years
[14:40] Naomi
    if you kept going with the shoulds and
     the coulds you all seem to love,
[14:43] Naomi
    so I called him!
[14:47] All
    President!
[14:48] Kuni
    I am so sorry.
[14:50] Kuni
    As soon as our work is done,
[14:51] Kuni
    I'll gather information with Tanizaki and...
[14:53] Fuku
    That won't be necessary.
[14:56] Fuku
    Listen up, all of you.
[14:57] Fuku
    Our newest member has been abducted.
[14:59] Fuku
    Everyone work on finding him.
[15:01] Fuku
    I order the current task suspended
[15:03] Fuku
    until he has been safely returned to us.
[15:05] Rampo
    Suspended?
[15:06] Kuni
    But there is the escort job...
[15:09] Fuku
    I'll contact the client.
[15:12] Fuku
    Don't worry.
[15:13] Fuku
    They owe me enough that I can afford
    to let a minor official wait.
[15:16] Rampo
    President, are you sure about this?
[15:19] Fuku
    About what, Rampo?
[15:21] Rampo
    Well, if you think about
    the rationale behind it—
[15:24] Fuku
    One of our own is in danger.
[15:25] Fuku
    We must help him.
[15:27] Fuku
    What greater rationale do
    we need in this world?
[15:35] Fuku
    Kunikida.
[15:36] Kuni
    Sir.
[15:37] Fuku
    Bring him back to us in three hours.
[15:39] Kuni
    Understood!
[15:47] Dazai
    If I predicted correctly,
    by now they should be...
[15:51] Dazai
    It's about time.
[15:54] Chuuya
    Plotting as usual?
[15:57] Dazai
    That voice...
SIGN    Port Mafia Executive Nakahara Chuuya
[15:59] Chuuya
    This is nice.
[16:00] Chuuya
    This is a great view.
SIGN    Ability: For The Tainted Sorrow
[16:02] Chuuya
    It rivals even a masterpiece
    worth ten billion.
[16:05] Chuuya
    Wouldn't you agree, Dazai?
[16:07] Dazai
    Gross!
[16:09] Dazai
    Man, gross!
[16:12] Chuuya
    I like your reaction.
[16:14] Chuuya
    It makes me want to strangle you.
[16:19] Dazai
    You haven't changed at all, Chuuya.
[16:22] Chuuya
    Oh?!
[16:22] Chuuya
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[16:23] Dazai
    I've always wondered about this,
[16:26] Dazai
    but where do you get your embarrassing hats?
[16:28] Chuuya
    Say what you want, vagabond!
[16:30] Chuuya
    I bet you're still going on and on about
    suicide despite your age, aren't you?
[16:34] Dazai
    Yeah.
[16:35] Chuuya
    At least pretend to deny that.
[16:38] Chuuya
    But now, you're just a sad little prisoner.
[16:42] Chuuya
    It's enough to make you cry, eh, Dazai?
[16:44] Chuuya
    No...
[16:45] Chuuya
    It's actually a little too convenient.
[16:48] Chuuya
    You may be able to deceive
    that apprentice, Akutagawa,
[16:51] Chuuya
    but not me.
[16:52] Chuuya
    After all, I'm your old partner.
[16:58] Chuuya
    What's your play?
[17:00] Dazai
    My play? It's just what it looks like.
[17:03] Dazai
    Get caught, and wait to be executed.
[17:05] Chuuya
    There's no way the Dazai I know would be
    caught through bad luck or gross negligence.
[17:08] Chuuya
    If you were that foolish,
[17:10] Chuuya
    I would've killed you long ago.
[17:12] Dazai
    You're overthinking this.
[17:14] Dazai
    Besides, why'd you come
    here in the first place?
[17:16] Chuuya
    To harass you.
[17:19] Chuuya
    You toyed with me all you wanted back then.
[17:23] Chuuya
    But...
[17:27] Chuuya
    There's usually payback for
     it ten times over later.
[17:31] Chuuya
    I don't know what you're planning,
[17:33] Chuuya
    but fight me, Dazai.
[17:36] Chuuya
    I'll crush you right
    along with your schemes.
[17:39] Dazai
    Chuuya...
[17:40] Chuuya
    Yeah?
[17:44] Chuuya
    So you could've escaped any time?
[17:46] Dazai
    You, stop my plans?
[17:48] Dazai
    You must be joking.
[17:51] Chuuya
    I'm liking this turn of events!
[17:58] Kuni
    Scan through all the security
    camera footage in the city!
[18:00] Kuni
    Everything from the past six hours!
[18:02] Kuni
    Oh, right!
[18:03] Kuni
    Where's the Chamber of Commerce
    and Industry ledger?
[18:05] Kenji
    Here.
[18:07] Rampo
    Oh, this is no good.
[18:08] Rampo
    This doesn't have any comic strips.
[18:10] Rampo
    Kenji-kun!
[18:12] Kenji
    Yes?
[18:12] Rampo
    Can you look into whether there are
    any good homicide cases nearby?
[18:16] Kenji
    Sure,
[18:17] Kenji
    but the president won't
    be happy with you later.
[18:20] Rampo
    Never mind, then.
[18:23] Kuni
    Here!
[18:26] Kuni
    This photo was provided by one of the
    tourists who witnessed the abduction.
[18:30] Fuku
    You can find trucks like that anywhere.
[18:32] Kuni
    Yes.
[18:33] Kuni
    The license plate was fake, as well.
[18:34] Kuni
    But there are only a handful
    of places in Yokohama
[18:36] Kuni
    that can do this kind of vehicle work.
[18:39] Kuni
    After Kenji went around to all the
    repair shops we could think of,
[18:42] Kuni
    they were more than happy to tell us more.
[18:44] Kuni
    The truck's owned by Karma Transit.
[18:47] Kuni
    They're mules who started off
    in the smuggling business.
[18:50] Fuku
    So they can tell us where he was taken.
[18:54] Kuni
    Yes.
[18:55] Kuni
    They're the only ones
    outside of the Port Mafia
[18:57] Kuni
    who might know everything
    about the abduction.
[19:01] Kuni
    Tanizaki is on standby at the site.
[19:04] Kuni
    He can go in any time.
[19:07] Tani
    Understood.
[19:08] Tani
    I'll infiltrate the building now.
[19:10] Kuni
    What's the sitrep?
[19:11] Tani
    It's quiet like the bottom of a lake.
[19:14] Tani
    There are no signs of anyone—
[19:18] Tani
    wait!
SIGN    Karma Transit
[19:23] Tani
    We've been had.
[19:25] Tani
    They were one step ahead of us!
[19:26] Kuni
    Hey, what's the matter?
[19:28] Tani
    They were prevented from talking to us.
[19:30] Tani
    They're all dead.
[19:37] Kuni
    It's Akutagawa.
[19:38] Yosano
    What are we going to do?
[19:39] Yosano
    Our only lead just went poof.
[19:50] Fuku
    Rampo...
[19:53] Fuku
    It's your turn.
[19:55] Rampo
    Do I have to?
[19:57] Kuni
    Rampo-san!
[19:58] Kuni
    Please, just this time!
[19:59] Fuku
    Rampo, if you manage to bring the
    rookie back safe and sound...
[20:03] Rampo
    Will I get a special bonus?
[20:05] Rampo
    A promotion?
[20:06] Rampo
    There's no need. After all...
[20:09] Fuku
    I'll give you praise.
[20:20] Rampo
    W-Well, if you're going that far,
    I guess I don't have a choice!
[20:24] Rampo
    All right!
[20:31] Rampo
    Ability: Ultra-Deduction!
[20:32] [SONG] Sign 2034
    Ultra-Deduction
[20:47] Rampo
    Hmm, I see.
[20:51] Rampo
    Atsushi-kun's location is...
[20:53] Rampo
    here!
[20:55] Rampo
    The vessel's traveling at 20
    knots toward the open sea.
[20:59] Rampo
    He's still alive... at least for now.
[21:04] Kuni
    The sea...
[21:07] Fuku
    They're shipping him overseas, then.
[21:09] Kuni
    That's not good.
[21:11] Kuni
    Once he's out of the country,
[21:12] Kuni
    we can't touch him.
[21:14] Fuku
    Kunikida...
[21:16] Fuku
    Use this.
[21:20] Fuku
    It's the Agency's high-speed
    vessel docked at port.
[21:24] Fuku
    Bring him back, no matter what.
[21:28] Kuni
    Understood.
[21:30] Kuni
    I will now go rescue Nakajima Atsushi!
[21:36] Kuni
    Don't die, brat...
[21:39] Kuni
    
[23:11] Aku
    Do you know what it's
    like to be at the nadir?
[23:13] Aku
    It is an infinite darkness
    where no light shines.
[23:17] Aku
    Weretiger, teach her what it's like.
[23:19] Aku
    To help no one,
[23:21] Aku
    to be counted on by no one,
[23:23] Aku
    and to live in hiding,
    trembling like a worm.
[23:27] Naka
    Akutagawa, this ends now.
[23:29] Naka
    I can't forgive you for this!
[23:31] Aku
    Neither can I!
[23:34] Naka
    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 10:
SIGN    Episode 10: Rashoumon and the Tiger
[23:37] Naka
    Rashoumon and the Tiger.

10 - Rashoumon and the Tiger

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SIGN    Speed: 20 knots
    Heading out to Open Sea
[00:15] Kuni
    Don't die, brat!
[00:17] ---
    
[01:54] Chuuya
    You call that a punch?!
[01:58] Chuuya
    It doesn't even count as a massage.
[02:00] Chuuya
    Your martial arts skills are
    below average for the Port Mafia.
[02:04] Chuuya
    Your ability to neutralize
    gifts is a nuisance,
[02:06] Chuuya
    but I don't even need to
    use mine at this point.
[02:08] Chuuya
    Get up.
[02:10] Chuuya
    The party's just getting started.
[02:14] D
    You're not the Port Mafia's top
    martial artist for nothing.
[02:17] D
    Whoops.
[02:19] D
    I thought my blocking arm'd get torn off.
[02:22] Chuuya
    He blocked my strike with his
    arm at the last second?

[02:25] Chuuya
    He's predicting my attacks.
[02:27] D
    We've known each other a long time.
[02:30] D
    I'm totally familiar with your
    moves, pacing, and habits.
[02:34] D
    I wouldn't have been a proper
    partner otherwise, right?
[02:39] D
    He's fast!
[02:39] Chuuya
    Then I bet you saw this coming, too!
[02:43] Chuuya
    This is how you throw a punch!
[02:48] Chuuya
    You thought you could beat me just
    because you can predict my moves?
[02:53] Chuuya
    Tell me before you die.
[02:54] Chuuya
    Why'd you let yourself get caught?
[02:57] Chuuya
    What were you waiting for here?
[03:01] Chuuya
    Heh, the silent treatment?
[03:03] Chuuya
    Fine.
[03:04] Chuuya
    I'll just have more fun torturing you.
[03:08] D
    The main reason...
[03:10] D
    is Atsushi-kun.
[03:11] Chuuya
    Atsushi?
[03:13] D
    The weretiger you're all obsessed with.
[03:16] D
    I wanted to know who put the seven
    billion yen price tag on his head.
[03:21] Chuuya
    You wanted to know badly enough
    to put your own life on the line?
[03:23] Chuuya
    I'd like to say that's heartwarming...
[03:26] Chuuya
    but look where you ended up.
[03:30] Chuuya
    Guess even geniuses end up
    less than average, eh,
[03:33] Chuuya
    youngest executive in the mafia's history?
[03:35] Chuuya
    Well, you've been deserted by lady luck.
[03:38] Chuuya
    After all, you got caught
    the very day I got back
[03:43] Chuuya
    from suppressing squabbles in the West.
[03:45] Chuuya
    From my perspective, it was a stroke of luck.
[03:49] Chuuya
    What's so funny?
[03:51] D
    Let me tell you something that's good to know.
[03:53] D
    There will be a meeting between
    the top five executives tomorrow.
[03:55] Chuuya
    Impossible.
[03:57] Chuuya
    That's a meeting of critical importance
    that only occurs once every several years,
[03:59] Chuuya
    to determine what direction
    to take as an organization.
[04:01] Chuuya
    If there were going to be one,
[04:05] Chuuya
    I would've been notified.
[04:07] D
    The reason it's happening is a certain
    letter I sent the other day to
[04:10] D
    the upper echelons of the organization.
[04:11] D
    So, I'm going to predict this now.
[04:15] D
    You're not going to kill me.
[04:18] D
    Moreover, you'll tell me where to
    find information on who's paying
[04:22] D
    the weretiger bounty
    before leaving this room.
[04:25] D
    And when you leave, you'll walk
    and talk like a little rich girl.
[04:28] Chuuya
    What?
[04:30] D
    My predictions always come true.
[04:33] ---
    I think you know that.
[04:35] Chuuya
    What can you even hope for in this situation?
[04:37] Chuuya
    A letter?
[04:39] Chuuya
    You mentioned a letter?
[04:41] D
    The letter said this:
SIGN    Should Dazai fall, all of your
    secrets will come to light.
[04:44] D
    "Should Dazai fall,
[04:47] D
    all of your secrets will come to light."
[04:51] Chuuya
    You bastard, you didn't...
[04:53] D
    So now you've caught a former
    executive turned traitor.
[04:57] D
    But the package included a
    letter to the upper echelons
[05:00] D
    that, if I die, all of the organization's
    secrets will be disclosed.
[05:04] D
    If the public prosecutor's office
    gets a hold of those secrets,
[05:07] D
    all the Port Mafia executives can
    be executed a hundred times over.
[05:09] D
    That's more than enough of a
    threat to trigger the meeting.
[05:12] Chuuya
    The Port Mafia aren't so
    feeble that a threat like
[05:14] ---
    that'd make them wait and see what happens.
[05:16] Chuuya
    You'll die!
[05:17] Chuuya
    There will be an execution!
[05:18] D
    Probably.
[05:20] D
    But that'll be the council's decision.
[05:23] D
    If you execute me before that
    decision without permission,
[05:26] D
    your unsanctioned act will be
    considered an act of betrayal.
[05:29] D
    You'll be discharged or, at worst, executed.
[05:32] Chuuya
    And even if I look past all of
    those factors and kill you,
[05:37] Chuuya
    you'll just be happy because
    you managed to die.
[05:39] D
    So yeah, go ahead if you want.
[05:44] D
    Come on, hurry.
[05:46] D
    Come onnnn.
[05:59] D
    Oh...
[06:00] D
    You're not going to?
[06:02] D
    "Chuuya driven out of the
    organization because of me"
[06:05] ---
    had a nice ring to it, too.
[06:09] Chuuya
    Don't tell me...
[06:11] (Flashback) D
    The greatest reason...
[06:13] (Flashback) D
    is Atsushi-kun.
[06:14] Chuuya
    So your second reason was to force me
    to make that impossible choice just now?
[06:21] (Flashback) Dazai
    Besides, why'd you come
    here in the first place?
[06:23] (Flashback) Chuuya
    To harass you.
[06:26] Chuuya
    In actuality, you were waiting to harass me.
[06:31] D
    It's a reunion long in the making.
[06:33] D
    A surprise of this caliber is only fair.
[06:37] Chuuya
    I'll have you die...
[06:38] Chuuya
    I'll have you die someday, I swear.
[06:40] D
    By the way...
[06:42] D
    You're the one who broke
    my chains and freed me.
[06:46] D
    If I just run away now,
[06:47] D
    you'll be suspected of aiding my escape.
[06:51] Chuuya
    You bastard!
[06:52] Dazai
    If you do as I say,
[06:53] Dazai
    I could make it look like someone
    from the Agency came to rescue me.
[06:57] Chuuya
    Why should I believe you?!
[06:59] D
    I don't lie in these kinds of negotiations.
[07:02] D
    I think you know that.
[07:03] Chuuya
    Bastard...
[07:05] Chuuya
    What do you want?
[07:06] D
    I said it earlier.
[07:08] Chuuya
    If it's about that weretiger,
[07:10] Chuuya
    Akutagawa's leading the operation.
[07:11] Chuuya
    He should have records in the communications
    storage room on the second floor.
[07:15] D
    I see.
[07:16] D
    Well, I had my guesses about that.
[07:19] Chuuya
    Oh?!
[07:20] Chuuya
    Just finish what you came here
    for and get outta here, you ass.
[07:23] D
    Why, thank you.
[07:25] D
    But I have one correction:
[07:27] D
    my dream right now is to commit
    double-suicide with a beautiful woman,
[07:30] D
    so being kicked to death by you wouldn't
    make me happy in the slightest.
[07:34] D
    Sorry.
[07:35] Chuuya
    Uh-huh.
[07:36] Chuuya
    I'll try to find a beautiful woman
    willing to kill herself next time.
[07:40] D
    Chuuya.
[07:41] D
    I had no idea you were a good person!
[07:44] Chuuya
    It's my way of saying go to hell, idiot!
[07:47] Chuuya
    Let me tell you this, Dazai.
[07:50] Chuuya
    Don't think this is the end of it!
[07:52] Chuuya
    There will be no second chance!
[07:53] Chuuya
    No, wrong!
[07:55] Chuuya
    Don't you think you're forgetting something?
[07:57] Chuuya
    Don't-you-think-you're-forgetting-something?
[08:08] Chuuya
    There will be no second chance.
[08:14] Chuuya
    N-N-No second chance.
[08:16] Chuuya
    Hey, you should be laughing!
[08:31] Naka
    Huh?
[08:33] Naka
    Did you... come to rescue me?
[08:44] Aku
    I struck to kill,
[08:47] Aku
    but it seems the tiger's healing power
    is in effect, if in incomplete form.
[08:51] Naka
    Where am I?
[08:53] Naka
    Am I at sea?
[08:55] Aku
    You're on a smuggling ship that
    carries weapons and munitions,
[08:59] Aku
    though it's been reserved
    solely for you today.
[09:02] Aku
    Enjoy your last voyage for the next
    few hours before we hand you over.
[09:07] Naka
    There's no point.
[09:09] Naka
    I can't win against him.
[09:11] Naka
    I'll have to find an opening
    and make a run for it...
[09:13] Aku
    The weak will die.
[09:16] Aku
    Die, and make way for others.
[09:19] Naka
    Why does he have so much hatred for me?
[09:25] Aku
    Did you find yourself moved
    by being in the outside world,
[09:29] Aku
    Kyouka?
[09:30] Kyouka
    Let him go.
[09:37] Aku
    Do you know what it's
    like to be at the nadir?
[09:40] Aku
    There is only the mire,
    a foul stench, and self-pity.
[09:45] Aku
    At times, someone will look
    in from an opening far above,
[09:49] Aku
    but no one notices you.
[09:51] Aku
    With every breath, your
    wretchedness burns your lungs.
[09:55] Aku
    That's what's waiting for
    you out there, Kyouka.
[09:59] Aku
    Demon Snow is slaughter made flesh.
[10:02] Aku
    Yet you think you can live a normal
    life outside of the Port Mafia?
[10:06] Aku
    Weretiger, teach her what it's like.
[10:09] Aku
    To help no one,
[10:11] Aku
    to be counted on by no one,
[10:13] Aku
    and to live in hiding,
    trembling like a worm.
[10:21] Aku
    Continue killing, Kyouka,
[10:23] Aku
    as the Port Mafia's assassin.
[10:26] Aku
    If not, stop breathing.
[10:29] Aku
    Worthless human beings don't
    have the right to breathe.
[10:33] Kyouka
    You may be right...
[10:36] Kyouka
    But...
[10:38] Kyouka
    The crepes were delicious...
[10:45] Kuni
    Where are you, brat?!
[10:47] Kuni
    Brat!
[10:47] Naka
    Kunikida-san?
[10:49] Aku
    So the Agency's found us already?
[10:52] Kyouka
    Run while you still can.
[10:54] Kyouka
    This ship isn't going to
    reach the meeting spot.
[10:57] Aku
    Where else is it going?
[10:59] Kyouka
    The nadir.
[11:04] Naka
    Hey!
[11:05] Kyouka
    Run!
[11:06] Aku
    Weretiger!
[11:11] Aku
    You set explosives in the armory?
[11:14] Aku
    You're trying to die, aren't you.
[11:17] Aku
    Is that man worth saving
    at the cost of your life?
[11:24] Kuni
    Brat!
[11:26] Kuni
    Over here, brat!
[11:27] Kuni
    I can't come any closer
    because of the explosions!
[11:29] Kuni
    Jump!
[11:30] Naka
    I'm making it out alive…
[11:31] Naka
    I'm safe now.
[11:33] Kuni
    What are you doing? Hurry up!
[11:34] Kuni
    The ship's going to sink!
[11:39] Kuni
    You idiot!
[11:41] Kuni
    How much more trouble are you
    going to cause the Agency?
[11:43] Kuni
    Everyone's working unpaid right now!
[11:47] Naka
    What about her?
[11:48] Kuni
    Let that girl go!
[11:51] Kuni
    Not all innocents always get saved.
[11:53] Kuni
    I've failed many times, too!
[11:56] Kuni
    That's the kind of city we're
    in, and the job we have!
[11:59] Naka
    She can't be saved?
[12:02] Kuni
    That's right.
[12:03] Kuni
    We're not heroes.
[12:06] Kuni
    I've wished so many times that we were.
[12:10] Kuni
    But we're not!
[12:13] Kuni
    Brat!
[12:15] Naka
    She...
[12:18] Naka
    She said the crepe she
    had with me tasted great.
[12:22] Naka
    She was told worthless human
    beings have no right to breathe,
[12:25] Naka
    and she thought maybe that is true.
[12:29] Naka
    I don't think so.
[12:31] Naka
    Because Dazai-san... the Agency...
    didn't give up on me!
[12:36] Naka
    I'm going!
[12:37] Kuni
    Hey!
[12:43] Kuni
    Run!
[12:44] Kuni
    Run, Atsushi!
[12:48] Aku
    Kyouka, is this the path you've chosen?
[12:52] Aku
    Out of appreciation for your hard work thus far,
[12:54] Aku
    I'll lay you to rest.
[12:58] Aku
    Die.
[13:11] Naka
    Face me, Akutagawa!
SIGN    Episode 10: Rashoumon and the Tiger
[13:24] Aku
    It now seems curious to me,
[13:27] Aku
    but I felt things between us
    would end this way eventually.
[13:31] Naka
    You'll miss out on the bounty.
[13:33] Aku
    Don't worry.
[13:35] Aku
    I have no intentions of handing
    you over to them alive.
[13:39] Naka
    I can't forgive you.
[13:42] Aku
    The same goes for me.
[13:54] Aku
    Rashoumon!
[14:10] Naka
    It's the same devoured space
    that stopped bullets before.
[14:13] Naka
    As long as it's there,
    my attacks can't get through.
[14:17] Aku
    How futile.
[14:20] Aku
    Is this the best you can do, weretiger?
[14:23] Aku
    Slow torture is not one of my hobbies.
[14:26] Aku
    If you must, curse your own weakness.
[14:29] Aku
    You are a weakling who deluded
    himself into thinking he was strong
[14:33] Aku
    for having joined an armed
    organization like the Agency.
[14:37] Aku
    Your membership was merely
    due to coincidence and luck.
[14:41] Naka
    You're quite the talker today.
[14:43] Aku
    I don't recall ever identifying
    myself as a mute.
[14:47] Naka
    It's just like you say.
[14:49] Naka
    I am weak.
[14:50] Naka
    But I do have one advantage.
[14:53] Aku
    And what's that?
[14:54] Naka
    I can defeat you!
[14:56] Aku
    You reversed your tiger paws
    to free your arms?!
[15:09] Naka
    I thought so.
[15:10] Naka
    It takes time to activate
    the devoured space barrier.
[15:13] Naka
    I'll just use my speed
    to push my attacks then!
[15:16] Naka
    What?!
[15:17] Aku
    I don't have the time to go along
    with childish fistfights…
[15:19] Aku
    Sorry, but I'll just observe
    your efforts from up here!
[15:25] Naka
    Having this distance between
    us works to his advantage.
[15:27] Naka
    I have to close the gap somehow...
[15:35] Naka
    Shit!
[15:42] Aku
    There's less than five minutes left
    before the ship is completely submerged.
[15:47] Aku
    He leapt using a fragment
    blown from the explosion?
[15:59] (Flashback) D
    Your ability's slow to activate.
[16:01] (Flashback) D
    The enemy won't wait for you to get up.
[16:04] (Flashback) D
    Now, get up.
[16:06] (Flashback) D
    Retaliate with your ability.
[16:20] (Flashback) D
    That's not enough to survive
    in the Port Mafia!
[16:23] (Flashback) D
    Or perhaps you want to return to
    being a stray dog in the slums?
[16:35] (Flashback) D
    Good.
[16:36] (Flashback) D
    Again.
[16:43] Naka
    I have to take her to Kunikida-san
    before the ship sinks!
[16:52] Aku
    Why…
[16:54] Aku
    Why is it you?!
[17:00] Aku
    Your ability is but newly
    learned, a crude addition...
[17:05] Aku
    It's full of flaws and you
    use it with poor planning!
[17:08] Aku
    And yet…
[17:10] Aku
    Why is it you?!
[17:12] Naka
    There it is again.
[17:14] Naka
    His hatred for me...
[17:16] Naka
    Where does such hatred come from?
[17:19] (Flashback) D
    I wonder if you can.
[17:23] (Flashback) D
    My new subordinate is much better than you.
[17:28] Aku
    I won't let him say that.
[17:30] Aku
    I won't let him say such things ever again!
[17:37] Aku
    Rashoumon!
SIGN    Higanzakura
[17:38] Aku
    Higanzakura!
[17:52] Aku
    Even if I've defeated him…
[17:56] Naka
    Wait.
[17:58] Naka
    Why...
[18:00] Aku
    My attack was a direct strike.
[18:02] Aku
    He can't possibly move...
[18:03] Naka
    You're so powerful.
[18:07] Naka
    Why'd you have to use her?
[18:11] Aku
    I didn't use her.
[18:13] Aku
    Demon Snow is an ability to kill.
[18:16] Aku
    Only when killing someone does
    Kyouka's existence have meaning.
[18:20] Aku
    If she does not kill, she is worthless.
[18:23] Aku
    I merely gave her value.
[18:26] Aku
    To make her worthy to live.
[18:29] Naka
    That's the thing.
[18:31] Naka
    You don't get to decide whether
    someone is worthy of being alive!
[18:39] Naka
    Why couldn't you tell
    her something different?
[18:44] Naka
    People need to be told they're worthy
    of being alive by someone else
[18:46] Naka
    or they can't go on.
[18:48] Naka
    Why can't you understand
[18:49] Naka
    such a simple thing?!
[18:54] Aku
    He tore Rashoumon apart?
[18:56] Aku
    The tiger's ultra-regeneration!
[19:00] Aku
    I can't let him get close!
[19:01] Aku
    I'll take him out at this distance!
[19:03] Aku
    Rashoumon!
[19:04] Aku
    Sawarabi!
SIGN    Sawarabi
[19:10] Naka
    Akutagawa...!
[19:16] Aku
    Rashoumon!
SIGN    Goku
[19:19] Aku
    Goku Mon
SIGN    Mon
[19:20] Aku
    Agito!
SIGN    Agito
[19:28] Aku
    Just fall.
[19:33] Aku
    The tiger's tail…
SIGN    Devoured Space
[19:37] Aku
    Devoured Space!
[19:55] (Flashback) D
    My new subordinate is
    much better than you…
[20:43] Kuni
    You big idiot…
[20:49] Kuni
    Well done.
[20:59] D
    So...
[21:01] D
    Who in the world wanted to spend
    seven billion to buy a tiger?
[21:10] D
    They're...
[21:24] Francis
    It's time.
SIGN    Leader of The Guild, A Gifted Organization Francis F.
[21:26] Francis
    It seems the bounty approach has failed.
[21:29] Francis
    The island mafia are such a half-baked lot.
SIGN    Ability: The Great Gatsby
[21:34] Francis
    The Promised Land will be
    The Guild's for certain.
[21:39] Francis
    
[23:11] Kuni
    A challenging task even the police passed on
[23:14] Kuni
    has come to our Agency.
[23:15] Kuni
    Atsushi, give it a try.
[23:17] Naka
    Okay, I'll do my best!
[23:18] Kuni
    What?
[23:20] Kuni
    Kenji's the one going to
    the job site with Atsushi?
[23:23] Naka
    I can't believe we already have a lead!
[23:25] Naka
    Kenji-kun, you're amazing!
SIGN    Episode 11: First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her. Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency.
[23:27] Naka
    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 11:
[23:30] Naka
    First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her.
     Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency.
[23:35] Kuni
    Shit...
[23:36] Kuni
    It's the best and worst team ever.

11 - First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her. Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency.

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SIGN    We made it back alive.
[00:01] Naka
    We made it back alive...
[00:06] Naka
    But...
[00:09] Naka
    can the Agency look past the
    thirty-five people she murdered?
[00:17] Naka
    What am I going to do if she and the
    Agency are at odds with each other?
[00:24] Naka
    Good morning.
[00:30] Naomi
    Can you turn around once for me?
[00:33] Naomi
    So cute!
[00:35] Naka
    What's going on?
[00:38] Tani
    Well, she looks good in anything.
[00:42] Naka
    No, that's not what I'm talking about...
[00:44] Naka
    Kunikida-san...
[00:45] Kuni
    Don't look at me like that.
[00:47] Kuni
    I tried to stop them, too.
[00:48] Naka
    I wonder if this is going to work out.
[00:50] Tani
    Maybe it's not such a good idea.
[00:52] Naka
    Even if everyone else is okay with it,
[00:53] Naka
    Rampo-san might be a stickler
    about the rules...
[00:56] Tani
    Oh, don't worry about that.
[00:59] Rampo
    I'm back!
[01:00] Rampo
    I bought some!
[01:01] Tani
    Rampo-san's into it the most.
SIGN    Mixy Mixy Mixy Mix
     Grape Flavor
[01:03] Rampo
    This is the snack I told you about earlier.
[01:05] Rampo
    It changes color when you mix it.
[01:06] Rampo
    Go ahead, mix it.
[01:09] Rampo
    First, open the bag,
[01:11] Rampo
    then put the two powders in the container,
[01:12] Rampo
    and add some water.
[01:12] Naka
    They're like siblings
    in elementary school...
[01:13] Rampo
    Next, mix really well.
[01:15] Rampo
    It's important to put your feelings into it.
[01:18] Rampo
    Okay? Mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix.
[01:21] Rampo
    And look, how strange!
[01:25] Rampo
    But I'm the one who gets to eat it.
[01:28] Tani
    How childish...
[01:29] ?
    Rampo-san, you're a terrible person!
[01:29] Naka
    Well, it is just like him to do that...
[01:32] Naka
    So, who called her over to the Agency?
[01:36] Fuku
    It was me.
[01:38] Naka
    President!
[01:41] Fuku
    Any movement from the police?
[01:43] Kuni
    Thanks to the Port Mafia's
    attempts to erase her identity,
[01:46] Kuni
    they haven't tracked down who she is yet...
[01:48] Fuku
    But she'll be a wanted fugitive soon.
[01:54] Kyouka
    Please let me stay here.
[01:56] Naka
    What?
[01:58] Kyouka
    I'll do anything.
[01:59] Kuni
    I don't recommend it.
[02:01] Kuni
    It's not because you were
    with the Port Mafia,
[02:04] Kuni
    or because we don't have work.
[02:06] Kuni
    But don't do it.
[02:07] Kuni
    It's not easy, the world we live in.
[02:09] Naka
    Besides, if you stay here,
[02:11] Naka
    the Mafia will find you eventually.
[02:12] Naka
    Shouldn't you run somewhere far away?
[02:15] Kyou
    He said...
[02:16] Kyou
    that I could do nothing
    else but kill people.
[02:20] Kyou
    I want to prove to myself that he's wrong.
[02:29] Naka
    President.
[02:32] Naka
    I would also like to ask on her behalf.
[02:36] Kyou
    Please.
[02:40] Kyou
    Please...
[02:44] Kyou
    Please...
[02:53] Fuku
    Very well.
[02:54] All
    What?!
SIGN    What?!
[02:56] Fuku
    I'll take her in.
[02:58] Fuku
    
[04:33] Man
    Sprain fracture of the lower jaw.
[04:35] Man
    Avulsion of the frontal bone
    and thoracic vertebrae,
[04:38] Man
    damage to the jugular ligament,
[04:40] Man
    rupture of the brachial
    and femoral muscles,
[04:42] Man
    and first-degree burns over the entire body.
[04:44] Man
    To top it off, he's in a coma.
[04:47] Man
    He's suffered serious damage.
[04:49] Man
    It is the price he paid
    for failing his mission.
[04:52] Higuchi
    I'm sorry.
[04:54] Man
    He may not regain consciousness.
[04:58] Higuchi
    But...
[04:59] Man
    Don't feel so disappointed.
[05:01] Man
    You all did your best.
[05:04] Man
    You did fail in attacking the Agency and
[05:06] Man
    capturing the weretiger,
[05:08] Man
    and you sank the transport ship.
[05:10] Man
    But you did your best, didn't you?
[05:12] Man
    Effort is what's important.
[05:14] Man
    Results come second.
[05:16] Man
    Isn't that right?
[05:19] Man
    Oh, that reminds me.
[05:20] Man
    The remnants of Karma Transit,
[05:22] Man
    the group Akutagawa-kun crushed
    during the operation,
[05:24] Man
    are apparently coming together.
[05:26] Man
    I presume they want vengeance
    on Akutagawa-kun.
[05:29] Man
    Listen, Higuchi-kun.
[05:31] Man
    The Mafia are, in the end,
[05:33] Man
    an act of commerce that employs
    violence as its currency.
[05:35] Man
    It is allowed to desire and
    kill anything and anyone.
[05:39] Man
    Retaliation in kind is a matter
    of expenditure and liability.
[05:43] Higuchi
    But... liability?
[05:46] Higuchi
    Akutagawa-senpai has accomplished
    much in his missions thus far...
[05:49] Man
    Indeed, Akutagawa-kun is competent.
[05:52] Man
    His propensity for violence is high,
    even for our organization.
[05:55] Man
    But what about you?
[05:58] Man
    Higuchi-kun,
[06:00] Man
    have you ever felt that you are
    actually suited for this job?
SIGN    Episode 11: First, an Unsuitable Profession for Her.
[06:15] Higuchi
    I look horrible.
[06:19] Hirotsu
    That's quite enough for rehearsals, Gin.
[06:25] Higuchi
    The Black Lizard.
[06:26] Tachi
    Gin's often stuck with dark jobs like
    infiltration and assassination.
[06:31] Tachi
    It's not unusual for him to have
    to slit the throat of one of our own
[06:33] Tachi
    by the higher-ups' command.
[06:35] Tachi
    When it's for real, you won't
    even have time to be surprised.
[06:38] Higuchi
    You're saying the boss will terminate me?
[06:41] Hirotsu
    Not at the moment.
[06:43] Hirotsu
    But I don't know about tomorrow.
[06:46] Higuchi
    Are you here to mock me?
[06:48] Hirotsu
    If I were in your situation,
[06:50] Hirotsu
    I'd rethink my current position before
     an assassin arrives at my doorstep.
[06:55] Hirotsu
    You, along with Akutagawa-kun,
[06:57] Hirotsu
    are a strike force under the
    boss's direct supervision.
[06:59] Hirotsu
    As such, you have the authority to give
    orders to us in the combat squad.
[07:02] Hirotsu
    In that sense, you are our superior.
[07:04] Hirotsu
    But what makes us obey is not your authority,
SIGN    Rashoumon
[07:09] Hirotsu
    but fear and respect for the
    ability Akutagawa-kun wields.
[07:15] Hirotsu
    Higuchi-kun...
[07:17] Hirotsu
    During the time Akutagawa-kun
    is incapacitated,
[07:20] Hirotsu
    do you possess something
    that motivates us to obey?
[07:28] (Flashback) Aku
    I don't need your help!
[07:35] (Flashback) Higuchi
    Akutagawa-senpai!
[07:36] (Flashback) Higuchi
    Even for you, this would be suicide!
[07:38] (Flashback) Higuchi
    You're walking right into a
    building full of security guards!
[07:41] (Flashback) Higuchi
    You didn't even give us subordinates
    any orders about how to support you—
[07:44] (Flashback) Aku
    Shut up!
[07:45] (Flashback) Aku
    What would you know about any of this?
[07:52] (Flashback) Aku
    That's a beacon.
[07:54] (Flashback) Aku
    A beacon visible from anywhere in the city.
[07:57] (Flashback) Aku
    It is a powerful beacon that
    will be seen by the one
[07:59] (Flashback) Aku
    who left without a word,
[08:01] (Flashback) Aku
    and without acknowledging my power.
[08:04] (Flashback) Higuchi
    But it's my job to help you!
[08:07] (Flashback) Aku
    I don't need your help!
[08:11] (Flashback) Aku
    I need no one's help!
[08:23] Higuchi
    I'm back.
[08:24] (Flashback) Man
    Have you ever felt that you are
    actually suited for this job?
[08:31] Higuchi
    Of course not...
[08:57] Higuchi
    Yes? This is Higuchi.
[08:59] Higuchi
    What?!
[09:05] Hirotsu
    I urge you to reconsider.
[09:07] Hirotsu
    Your actions are contrary to
    what the brass would want.
[09:09] Tachi
    Are you sane?
[09:11] Tachi
    That's suicide!
[09:13] Tachi
    Akutagawa was abducted by foreign mercs
[09:15] Tachi
    hired by Karma Transit's remnants!
[09:18] Tachi
    Not only do they have numbers on their side,
[09:20] Tachi
    they're armed to the teeth!
[09:23] Tachi
    The boss will eventually issue orders
    to conduct a retrieval operation.
[09:26] Tachi
    Wait until that happens!
[09:27] Higuchi
    There will be no order!
[09:29] Higuchi
    If we retaliate as an organization
    against smugglers
[09:32] Higuchi
    who targeted Akutagawa-senpai
    as an individual,
[09:34] Higuchi
    the ripple effect will trigger a
    large-scale conflict with other organizations.
[09:37] Higuchi
    To avoid that,
[09:38] Higuchi
    the brass will turn a blind eye to a
    personal dispute between individual members...
[09:42] Higuchi
    Akutagawa-senpai has been cut off.
[09:45] Tachi
    But what can you hope
    to do by yourself?
[09:49] Higuchi
    Nothing.
[09:52] Higuchi
    Still!
[09:53] Higuchi
    I can't stand by and do nothing!
[09:58] Higuchi
    I knew...
[10:00] Higuchi
    I knew I wasn't suited for this job.
[10:02] Higuchi
    I knew I didn't have my
    subordinates' respect.
[10:06] (Flashback) Hirotsu
    If I were in your situation,
[10:08] (Flashback) Hirotsu
    I'd rethink my current position before
    an assassin arrives at my doorstep.
[10:14] Higuchi
    It's not easy to leave the Port Mafia,
[10:16] Higuchi
    but it's not impossible.
[10:17] Higuchi
    I've thought about it many times.
[10:20] Higuchi
    Yet I didn't, because...
[10:56] Higuchi
    Crap.
[10:58] Higuchi
    I can't rescue Akutagawa-senpai
    with this injury...
[11:31] Higuchi
    Yet I didn't, because...
[11:46] Tachi
    Kill everyone you don't recognize!
[11:57] Higuchi
    Why is the Black Lizard here?
[12:00] Hirotsu
    You are our superior officer.
[12:03] Hirotsu
    If our superior officer is in danger,
[12:05] Hirotsu
    we must act.
[12:09] Hirotsu
    I guess we're about done.
[12:19] Higuchi
    Akutagawa-senpai...
[12:24] Higuchi
    Senpai...
[12:25] Higuchi
    Senpai!
[12:32] Aku
    Higuchi?
[12:36] Higuchi
    Senpai, you're bleeding.
[12:43] Aku
    Sorry about all this.
[12:49] Higuchi
    It's not easy to leave the Port Mafia,
[12:51] Higuchi
    but it's not impossible.
[12:55] Higuchi
    Yet I didn't, because...
[13:01] Higuchi
    It's my job.
[13:03] Higuchi
    
[13:07] Kuni
    You look after the girl.
[13:10] Naka
    What, me?
[13:12] Kuni
    Of course.
[13:13] Kuni
    You saved her.
[13:15] Naka
    Okay.
[13:17] Police
    Excuse me.
[13:19] Police
    We're from the city police.
[13:20] Kenji
    Oh, welcome.
[13:22] Rampo
    Oh?
[13:23] Rampo
    You're Minoura-kun. Your subordinate
     was arrested a while ago, right?
[13:27] Mino
    We're here today on a
    different matter, detective.
[13:31] Mino
    We have a case.
SIGN    Episode 11 Second, an Ecstatic Detective Agency
[13:37] Kenji
    They left as soon as they
    were done talking business,
[13:39] Kenji
    without even having had tea.
[13:41] Kenji
    I guess policemen in cities are busy.
[13:43] Kuni
    Where you're from, do the police
    have lots of free time?
[13:46] Kenji
    Everyone knows each other in my village.
[13:49] Kenji
    Our policeman's job would
    be fixing the well's pump,
[13:53] Kenji
    rescuing cats from chimneys,
[13:55] Kenji
    and tasting the year's first watermelon.
[13:58] Kuni
    What the...
[13:59] Kuni
    What happens if anyone commits a crime?
[14:01] Kenji
    The perpertrator'd get tied up
    and thrown off a cliff.
[14:05] Naka
    Um, Kenji-san...
[14:07] Kenji
    You can call me Kenji-kun.
[14:09] Kenji
    Until two months ago, I was living
     in a village called Ihatov
[14:12] Kenji
    where there is neither
    electricity nor telephones.
[14:16] Kenji
    I was recruited by the president
    and came to the city.
[14:19] Kenji
    The city's full of new concepts.
    I'm having a lot of fun.
[14:22] Naka
    New? Like what?
SIGN    Isn't bartering good enough?
[14:24] Kenji
    First, I don't really understand
    the concept of money.
[14:28] Naka
    I see...
[14:30] Tani
    Kunikida-san,
[14:31] Tani
    What should we about the request
    from the city police earlier?
[14:36] Kuni
    A car in motion blew up
     for unknown reasons...
[14:40] Tani
    It'll be a challenge.
    The police have given up on it.
[14:42] Kuni
    Atsushi, want to give this one a try?
[14:45] Kuni
    Shadow another agent and
    quickly learn the ropes.
[14:48] Kuni
    You can do this.
[14:51] Naka
    Got it.
[14:53] Mob
    What's going on?
[14:55] Mob
    What's that?
[14:56] Kenji
    I heard a car was just going along
    when it suddenly flew to there.
[14:56] Mob
    Another explosion?
[14:59] Naka
    I'm not sure I'm up for this...
[15:02] Kenji
    The driver died on impact.
    He hasn't been identified.
[15:05] Naka
    Why not?
[15:06] Naka
    Can't we identify people if their
    fingerprints or teeth are intact?
[15:10] Kenji
    Yes.
[15:11] Kenji
    If they were intact.
[15:12] Naka
    What?!
[15:13] Naka
    Then...
[15:13] Naka
    It's all mush inside that car...
[15:17] Kenji
    All right,
[15:18] Kenji
    Rampo-san would be able to solve
    the case right away here,
SIGN    Yokohamabashi
[15:21] Kenji
    but our task right now is
    to gather information.
[15:24] Gran
    Oh, Ken-chan.
[15:26] Kenji
    Oh hello, Miss Maeda.
[15:28] Gran
    Thank you for the boar meat the other day.
[15:30] Gran
    It was delicious.
[15:32] Kenji
    It was extra sent from my home.
[15:34] Kenji
    It was nothing.
[15:36] Naka
    "Miss"?
[15:37] Kenji
    She'd be one of the
     younger ladies at my village.
[15:40] Guy
    Hey, boy.
[15:41] Guy
    The vegetable garden I told you about,
[15:43] Guy
    it doesn't drain very well.
[15:46] Kenji
    It must be the soil in the rows.
[15:48] Kenji
    I'll come take a look tomorrow.
[15:49] Guy
    Thanks.
[15:50] Naka
    You're really popular.
[15:52] Man
    Hey, Ken-chan.
[15:55] Man
    You on a job?
[15:57] Kenji
    We're investigating the car explosion
    that happened on that street.
[16:02] Kenji
    Do you know anything?
[16:04] Man
    Oh, that...
[16:07] Man
    There are... rumors...
[16:18] Man
    I'm not really supposed to talk about it,
[16:20] Man
    but the young'uns were saying
    that before it happened,
[16:23] Man
    backstreet folks from the
    factory district bought a load of fertilizer.
[16:27] Kenji
    Fertilizer...
[16:28] Kenji
    I wonder if they realized
    the beauty of farming.
[16:31] Man
    No, they were apparently talking
    about manufacturing something...
[16:35] Kenji
    Then it was probably nitrogen fertilizer.
[16:37] Naka
    Nitrogen fertilizer?
[16:39] Kenji
    It's an ingredient for building bombs.
[16:40] Naka
    What?!
[16:41] Kenji
    Thank you as always.
[16:43] Kenji
    It was very helpful.
[16:44] Man
     I'd do anything for you, Ken-chan.
[16:45] Naka
    We already have a lead...
[16:46] Man
    Let's stay friendly.
[16:47] Naka
    Kenji-kun's amazing.
[16:48] Kenji
    The same goes for me.
[16:49] Kenji
    I'll be counting on you.
[16:51] Kenji
    Speaking of the back streets
    of the factory district,
[16:53] Kenji
    there's a meeting hall for the
     Gojo Youth Association there.
[16:56] Naka
    Youth Association?
[16:58] Kenji
    Put in city terms... a gang?
[17:01] Nawka
    A... A gang?!
[17:02] Kenji
    I wonder if they're the ones
     who built the bomb.
[17:06] Kenji
    Well, let's go ask them face to face.
[17:09] Naka
    Wait a minute!
[17:10] Naka
    Even if they were responsible,
[17:11] Naka
    I doubt they'd admit to it.
[17:13] Naka
    Won't it be risky?
[17:14] Kenji
    If we are sincere in our
    inquiries, they'll respond.
[17:17] Kenji
    It's how things are.
[17:18] Naka
    I-It's how things are?
[17:21] Naka
    Is it?
[17:24] Naka
    It's...
[17:28] Naka
    I guess it is how things are!
[17:31] Kuni
    Hey, Tanizaki.
SIGN    Nikonikodou
    Supermarket
[17:33] Kuni
    Aren't you with Atsushi?
SIGN    Was Off Purchasing Eggs on a Limited-Time Only Sale
[17:35] Tani
    Oh, Kenji-kun went with him.
[17:38] Kuni
    What, with Kenji?!
[17:39] Tani
    Yes, they went to the crime scene together.
[17:42] Tani
    Kenji-kun's very competent.
[17:44] Tani
    He's solved many difficult cases,
[17:46] Tani
    so I doubt there'll be problems—
[17:46] Kuni
    It's a huge problem!
[17:48] Kuni
    Kenji's methods are too unique.
     He's not a good role model!
[17:51] Kuni
    But given how simplistic
    and naïve Atsushi is,
[17:54] Kuni
    he may easily take Kenji's
    methods at face value
[17:55] Kuni
    and believe them to be the gold standard!
SIGN    Best and Worst Team
[17:58] Kuni
    This isn't good...
[18:00] Gang
    Huh?!
[18:02] Kenji
    Did you all build the bomb that
    made the car go flying?
[18:06] Gang
    You're funny!
[18:08] Gang
    You guys cops?
[18:09] Kenji
    Not at all. We're with the
    Armed Detective Agency.
[18:13] Kenji
    Oh, nice chain!
[18:16] Kenji
    You must be keeping one on you
[18:18] Kenji
    to use when you need to haul cows.
[18:20] Gang
    Don't touch me!
[18:21] Gang
    What's your play?!
[18:22] Kenji
    Oh, I just wanted you all to tell me
[18:25] Kenji
    whether you're responsible for what happened.
[18:26] Gang
    Huh?
[18:30] Gang
    Don't know anything about it.
[18:33] Gang
    Right?
[18:35] Kenji
    I see!
[18:36] Kenji
    I'm sorry to have bothered you.
[18:38] Naka
    Huh?!
[18:39] Kenji
    Thank you for your help.
[18:41] Gang
    What?
[18:44] Naka
    H-Hey, Kenji-kun?
[18:46] Naka
    They were lying, no matter
    how you try to look at it.
[18:48] Naka
    They're the ones responsible!
[18:50] Naka
    They might've used the bomb to kill someone
    in an opposing gang, or something.
[18:54] Kenji
    But they said they didn't know anything.
[18:57] Naka
    Well, sure, but...
[18:59] Kenji
    Be it with a cow or a person...
[19:01] Kenji
    Be it in a village or a city,
[19:03] Kenji
    if you are sincere, you can
    communicate with others.
[19:06] Kenji
    I've never failed using this method.
[19:10] Naka
    R-Really?
[19:12] Kenji
    Really.
[19:17] Naka
    I guess I can see that.
[19:19] Kenji
    Shall we get back for now?
[19:21] Naka
    Yeah.
SIGN    Grrrrrowl
[19:30] Kenji
    Let's go by a beef bowl
    place on our way back.
[19:32] Kenji
    I'm starving.
[19:33] Naka
    Kenji-kun, you can eat beef
    even though you keep cows?
[19:37] Kneji
    I love cows!
[19:38] Kneji
    I love having cows, communing
    with cows, and eating cows.
[19:44] Gang
    The bomb was used to kill
    an enemy gang member.
[19:48] Gang
    Who knew private investigators
    would sniff us out...
[19:52] Gang
    Since you left without
    really questioning us,
[19:54] Gang
    does that mean you found conclusive proof?
[19:57] Gang
    You're gonna tell the cops, aren't you?
[19:59] Gang
    We won't let you.
[20:00] Kenji
    I see.
[20:01] Kenji
    I'm glad you went through the
    trouble to tell us the truth.
[20:06] Gang
    Huh?
[20:07] Kenji
    I knew sincere conversation
    would lead to understanding.
[20:10] Kenji
    In all of my cases, everyone
    confesses to me like this.
[20:17] Naka
    Oh, I see—
[20:27] Gang
    One down.
[20:29] Naka
    Crap!
[20:30] Naka
    We're surrounded...
[20:31] Naka
    What've I been doing?
[20:33] Gang
    Get 'em!
[20:37] Kenji
    Ow...
[20:38] All
    Huh?
[20:40] Kenji
    Phew.
[20:41] Kenji
    Oops.
[20:43] Kenji
    Ouch...
[20:44] Kenji
    Oh, don't mind me.
[20:47] Kenji
    This happens sometimes.
[20:48] Kenji
    Out in the countryside,
    cows often get in a temper
[20:51] Kenji
    and refuse to listen to you.
[20:53] Kenji
    In times like that...
[21:00] Kenji
    Be not defeated by the rain.
[21:02] Kenji
    Be not defeated by the wind.
[21:04] Kenji
    Nor by the iron pipe.
[21:05] Kenji
    Nor by the knife.
[21:07] Kenji
    Nor by the metal bat.
[21:09] Kenji
    Be of sound body.
[21:13] Kenji
    Be without desire.
[21:15] Kenji
    Never be angered.
[21:17] Kenji
    Always have a quiet smile.
SIGN    Miyazawa Family Motto
[21:20] Kenji
    That is whom I wish to be.
SIGN    Should Cows Act Up, Hit Them With Whatever's Close At Hand
[21:28] Naka
    This won't work.
[21:30] Naka
    I can't do things like this, Kunikida-san!
[21:32] Kuni
    Calm down, idiot!
[21:34] Kuni
    I commend you for realizing
    that on your own.
[21:38] Kuni
    Kenji is gifted with superhuman strength,
[21:40] Kuni
    but he isn't invincible.
[21:42] Kuni
    He can only manifest that
    strength when he's hungry.
SIGN    Beef Bowl
[21:45] Naka
    Huh?
[21:45] Naka
    Then what happens when he's full?
[21:48] Kenji
    I can't eat any more...
[21:53] Kuni
    He goes to sleep.
[21:55] Kuni
    
SIGN    Meanwhile, Dazai...
SIGN    Sake
SIGN    Snow Crab
[23:31] Dazai
    I'll say I got away from
    the Port Mafia tomorrow.
SIGN    Episode 12:
     Borne Back Ceaselessly Into the Past

12 - Borne Back Ceaselessly into the Past

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SIGN    Do I smell... miso soup?
[00:01] Naka
    Do I smell... miso soup?
[00:19] Naka
    
[00:23] Kyou
    Good morning.
[00:29] Naka
    What?
[02:00] Naka
    I wasn't told we were
    going to be roommates!
[02:02] D
    We don't have enough rooms, you see.
[02:04] Naka
    But...
[02:06] D
    She agreed.
[02:07] Kyou
    It was an order.
[02:09] D
    Don't you get it, Atsushi-kun?
[02:13] Naka
    Get what?
[02:14] D
    Without any kin,
    she is as alone as can be.
[02:18] D
    Besides, the Port Mafia may
    send assassins after her.
[02:21] Naka
    That's true.
[02:23] D
    You should protect her.
[02:24] Naka
    Okay, I'll do my best!
[02:29] Kuni
    If you have the time to mess with Atsushi,
[02:31] Kuni
    write up the report about your
    capture by the Port Mafia!
[02:36] D
    Atsushi-kun...
[02:37] Naka
    Yes?
[02:38] D
    Write the report for me.
[02:40] Naka
    What?
[02:42] D
    It'll be about the person who
    placed a bounty on your head.
[02:45] Naka
    You found out who?
[02:46] D
    According to the Port Mafia's
    communication records,
[02:49] D
    the bounty was funded by
    the leader of The Guild,
[02:51] D
    a North American organization of the gifted.
[02:54] Kuni
    The Guild is considered an urban legend.
[02:57] Kuni
    Their agents are said to hold
    key positions in finance,
[02:59] Kuni
    politics, and the military.
[03:01] Kuni
    They are a secret society who
    use their limitless funds
[03:04] Kuni
    and abilities to plot countless schemes.
[03:07] Kuni
    Why would such a group want Atsushi?
[03:16] Tani
    You need to come see this!
[03:23] D
    It seems we've been preempted.
SIGN    Episode 12: Borne Back Ceaselessly Into the Past
[03:37] Francis
    I'm glad to finally meet you,
[03:39] Francis
    President Fukuna...
[03:41] Francis
    Fukuda?
[03:42] Fuku
    Fukuzawa.
[03:43] Francis
    That's right!
[03:44] Francis
    By the way, was it a bad move to
    park the chopper on the road?
[03:48] Fuku
    You have come a long way
    from a foreign land.
[03:53] Fuku
    So, what do you wish to discuss?
[03:57] Fran
    Well, this is a rare design.
[04:00] Fran
    And I consider myself something
    of an expert in porcelain.
[04:03] Fran
    What brand is this?
[04:05] Fran
    Royal Blanc?
[04:06] Fran
    Or is it perhaps El Zelga?
[04:08] Naomi
    It's from Shimomura China and
    Ceramics, next door.
[04:11] Francis
    Oh, my apologies.
[04:13] Francis
    Call me Francis, old sport.
[04:17] Francis
    I lead an organization called
    The Guild in North America.
[04:21] Francis
    In addition, I personally own
[04:23] Francis
    three conglomerates, five hotels,
[04:25] Francis
    an airline, a railway company, and—
[04:26] Fuku
    Mr. Francis.
[04:28] Fuku
    I have received reports that
    you used a bounty
[04:31] Fuku
    to encourage the Port Mafia to attack us.
[04:34] Fuku
    Is this true?
[04:36] Francis
    Yes, that was my mistake.
[04:38] Francis
    I had no idea that this country's
    criminal organization
[04:41] Francis
    would be so incompetent.
[04:43] Francis
    To make amends, I come bearing
    a profitable business deal.
[04:46] Francis
    This company isn't so bad.
[04:48] Francis
    The neighborhood is aesthetically
    pleasing, as well.
[04:50] Francis
    So...
[04:53] Francis
    I'd like to buy this company.
[04:55] Francis
    Don't get me wrong.
[04:57] Francis
    I am quite capable of
    buying all the properties
[04:59] Francis
    visible from here along with your company.
[05:01] Francis
    I have no interest in this
    building or your employees.
[05:05] Francis
    I am only interested in one thing.
[05:06] Fuku
    You don't mean...
[05:08] Francis
    Yes, I do.
[05:09] Francis
    Hand over your Gifted Business Permit.
[05:13] Francis
    For a group of gifted individuals
    to legally open a business,
[05:17] Francis
    they need a permit issued by the
    Ministry of Internal Affairs'
[05:19] Francis
    gifted special operations division.
[05:22] Francis
    Those blockheads are about the only
    ones you can't buy with money.
[05:26] Francis
    After all, we are a secret society
    with no official existence.
[05:30] Francis
    In order to keep peace with the Ministry
[05:32] Francis
    and do what we need to do to find
    what we're looking for in this city,
[05:35] Francis
    the permit is—
[05:36] Fuku
    I refuse.
[05:37] Francis
    What, this isn't enough?
[05:40] Francis
    Then I'll add this.
[05:44] Francis
    It's a limited edition model,
[05:45] Francis
    made to order with diamonds.
[05:48] Fuku
    Just as lives cannot be bought with money,
[05:50] Fuku
    nothing is worth giving up our permit.
[05:54] Fuku
    The permit is the beating
    heart of this Agency.
[05:56] Fuku
    It embodies the hope of
    the special ops division,
[05:58] Fuku
    as well as the spirit of Natsume-sensei,
[06:01] Fuku
    who worked tirelessly to
    obtain us the permit.
[06:04] Fuku
    It is not meant to easily fall into
    the hands of the filthy rich,
[06:06] Fuku
    who have dollar bills for brains.
[06:09] Francis
    So you're saying there are things
    you can't buy with money?
[06:12] Francis
    That's the mantra of the poor.
[06:14] Francis
    Your bravado is pointless if all
    of your employees disappear
[06:18] Francis
    and your agency ceases to function.
[06:20] Francis
    It'll be too late to change your mind then.
[06:23] Fuku
    I'll take your advice to heart.
[06:26] Fuku
    I suggest you leave.
[06:29] Francis
    I'll be back.
[06:31] Naomi
    Our visitors are leaving.
[06:34] Kenji
    Okay!
[06:35] Kenji
    I'll see you out!
[06:37] Francis
    I'll post a message
    in the morning newspaper.
[06:40] Francis
    Take a good look at it, old sport.
[06:43] Francis
    I always get what I want.
[06:50] Lucy
    Nice hat.
[06:52] Kenji
    Oh, really?
[06:54] Kenji
    Thank you.
[07:07] Lucy
    Well?
[07:08] Lucy
    Does it look good on me?
[07:09] James
    You'd look better in burlap.
[07:12] Lucy
    What was that for?
[07:14] Lucy
    Hmph.
[07:18] Francis
    First, there was one.
SIGN    The Following
    Morning
[07:23] Kuni
    Hey, did you see the morning news?!
[07:25] D
    It's on the TV, too.
[07:27] TV
    Please see for yourself.
[07:29] TV
    A seven-story building
    has vanished overnight.

[07:33] TV
    According to one source,
[07:34] TV
    the building housed a front
    company for the Port Mafia.

[07:38] TV
    It was allegedly used as
    an office by their agents.

[07:40] Kuni
    So this is the message...
[07:42] Tani
    Kenji-kun hasn't been back to
    the dorm since seeing them off.
[07:47] D
    So they'll annihilate
    anyone who opposes them,
[07:50] D
    be they the Port Mafia or the Agency.
[07:53] Kuni
    Tanizaki, from now on, you're
    prohibited from working alone!
[07:56] Kuni
    Look for Kenji with Atsushi!
[07:58] Kuni
    Dazai, you're with me!
[08:00] Kuni
    We need to meet with the president.
[08:01] Kuni
    We don't know what kind of
    gifts they possess.
[08:03] Kuni
    If you make contact with the enemy,
[08:05] Kuni
    don't engage them. Run!
[08:06] Naka
    Okay.
[08:07] [SONG] Sign 0807
    Pedestrian
    Support System
[08:08] Tani
    Naomi, you should go back to the Agency.
[08:11] Tani
    It's too dangerous.
[08:12] Naomi
    They can make entire buildings disappear.
[08:14] Ougai
    Elise-chan?
[08:14] Naomi
    It doesn't matter where I am.
[08:15] Ougai
    Please come out, hey.
[08:16] Naomi
    Right, Atsushi-san?
[08:17] Naka
    W-Well, sure.
[08:19] Tani
    Atsushi-kun!
[08:20] Ougai
    Elise-chan, please.
[08:20] Tani
    Unlike you, my sister isn't gifted!
[08:23] Tani
    She'll hold us back.
[08:23] Ougai
    Elise-chan?
[08:24] Naomi
    How dare you!
[08:25] Naomi
    You said you'd do anything I said!
[08:25] Ougai
    Where are you?
[08:28] Tani
    That was yesterday when you were forcing me to—
[08:32] Tani
    Nothing.
[08:34] [SONG] Sign 0836
    Pedestrian Support System
[08:36] Tani
    Anyway, it's too dangerous, so go back!
[08:39] Naomi
    Oh, really?
[08:40] Naomi
    If you'd like, I can help
    you remember your pleasure—
[08:44] Tani
    Naomi?
[08:47] Naka
    N-No way...
[08:49] Tani
    Naomi?!
[08:50] Tani
    Where are you?
[08:51] Tani
    Where did you go, Naomi?!
[08:53] Naka
    Is it an enemy attack?!
[08:55] Tani
    Impossible.
[08:56] Tani
    I didn't sense anything off.
[08:58] Tani
    Naomi!
[08:59] Naka
    Be careful, Tanizaki-san!
[09:00] Ougai
    Where are you, Elise-chan?
[09:03] Ougai
    Well, I'm in trouble now...
[09:05] Tani
    Give Naomi back!
[09:09] Tani
    Found you!
[09:13] Tani
    Wait!
[09:17] Lucy
    Let's play.
[09:25] Lucy
    Welcome, everyone, to Anne's Chamber.
[09:29] Lucy
    Oh, this is embarrassing.
[09:30] Lucy
    So many people are looking right at me.
[09:33] Lucy
    I'm not very good at talking to strangers.
[09:36] Lucy
    But that won't do.
[09:37] Lucy
    I have to give a proper explanation,
    or everyone will be so lost.
[09:40] Lucy
    After all, you were all brought
    unawares to this strange place.
[09:44] Lucy
    If I were you,
    my heart would be pounding—
[09:47] Tani
    Where's Naomi?
[09:49] Lucy
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[09:50] Lucy
    I should explain that first.
[09:53] Lucy
    Your agents are over there.
[09:56] Tani
    Kenji-kun!
[09:57] Tani
    Naomi!
[10:00] Tani
    Damn it!
[10:01] Tani
    Naomi!
[10:01] Lucy
    It won't open without the key.
[10:03] Lucy
    That one opens, though.
[10:07] Naka
    They're all frozen.
[10:09] Naka
    Has time come to a stop?
[10:11] Lucy
    My name is Lucy.
[10:14] Lucy
    This is a dimension
    I created with my ability.
[10:17] Lucy
    But worry not.
[10:19] Lucy
    You can leave whenever you want,
    through that white door.
[10:22] Lucy
    That is, if you don't want
    your colleagues back.
[10:25] Tani
    What do you want?
[10:27] Lucy
    That's easy.
[10:28] Lucy
    I just want you to play
    with Anne in this chamber.
[10:31] Lucy
    Come, Anne.
SIGN    Guild Apprentice: Lucy M
SIGN    Ability: Anne of Abyssal Red
[10:44] Lucy
    Anne loves to play.
[10:46] Lucy
    She's a bit needy, but she's quite cute.
[10:53] Lucy
    But if you leave through that door,
[10:55] Lucy
    you'll forget everything
    that happened in this room.
[10:58] Lucy
    Do you get it, now?
[11:02] Lucy
    Oh, my..
[11:03] Lucy
    Only three of you are left?
[11:05] Naka
    It's not safe here.
[11:06] Naka
    You should run.
[11:09] Ougai
    I'm looking for a girl.
[11:11] Ougai
    She's lovely, just like an angel.
[11:14] Ougai
    Have you see her?
[11:16] Naka
    No, I'm sorry to say.
[11:18] Ougai
    I see.
[11:20] Ougai
    Her name is Elise-chan.
[11:23] Ougai
    Anyway, ever since we've been separated,
[11:25] Ougai
    I've been beside myself.
[11:29] Ougai
    She may be behind that door.
[11:32] Ougai
    If that's the case,
[11:33] Ougai
    I'll regret running away
    for the rest of my life.
[11:36] Ougai
    So I'll stay, too.
[11:38] Naka
    Okay.
[11:40] Lucy
    The rules are simple.
[11:41] Lucy
    Play tag with my lovely Anne.
[11:44] Lucy
    If she tags you, you lose.
[11:47] Lucy
    If you can open the door using that key
     before she catches you, you win.
[11:51] Lucy
    I'll return the hostages.
[11:53] Lucy
    Well?
[11:54] Lucy
    Who's in?
[11:56] Tani
    Can two play at once?
[11:58] Lucy
    Of course.
[12:00] Lucy
    It's more fun if we play all together.
[12:05] Naka
    We can win if we use Tanizaki-san's
    Light Snow ability to project illusions.
[12:09] Lucy
    Are you ready?
[12:11] Tani
    Yeah.
[12:12] Lucy
    Ready, set...
[12:16] Lucy
    Go!
[12:18] Naka
    She's fast!
[12:21] Lucy
    Caught...
[12:22] Lucy
    
[12:23] Lucy
    the first one!
[12:28] Naka
    Tanizaki-san!
[12:33] Lucy
    We've made yet another friend.
[12:36] Lucy
    What a great day, Anne.
[12:38] Lucy
    What? What's that?
[12:40] Lucy
    You want more?
[12:41] Lucy
    Well, then...
[12:56] Lucy
    Wow, amazing!
[12:58] Lucy
    I want to see more.
[13:00] Lucy
    What a strong, useful ability...
[13:04] Lucy
    I'm sure you were valued highly
    from the moment you were born.
[13:08] Lucy
    I heard you're an orphan.
[13:10] Lucy
    I grew up in an orphanage, too.
[13:13] Lucy
    It was a very cold place.
[13:16] Lucy
    After using ice-cold rags
    to clean the whole day,
[13:20] Lucy
    my fingers would ache for days.
[13:24] Lucy
    Given my ability,
[13:26] Lucy
    everyone thought I was a freak.
[13:29] Lucy
    I heard the Agency was desperate
    to find you when you were taken.
[13:34] Lucy
    How wonderful.
[13:35] Lucy
    It must be because you have a great ability.
[13:38] Naka
    I...
[13:39] Lucy
    The Guild took me in because they
    saw potential in my ability, too.
[13:43] Lucy
    But there is no room for error in The Guild.
[13:46] Lucy
    If I fail in this mission,
[13:48] Lucy
    I will be tossed aside
    like a used napkin.
[13:51] Lucy
    Then I'll be all alone again.
[13:55] Lucy
    Hey.
[13:56] Lucy
    Why does it have to be you?
[13:58] Lucy
    Why can't it be me?
[14:01] Lucy
    It's so unfair.
[14:03] Lucy
    You should know how I feel, too!
[14:06] Lucy
    You should stay in this room forever!
[14:11] Naka
    The only way out is to put
    the key in that door.
[14:17] Naka
    Okay!
[14:18] Naka
    I win!
[14:20] Ougai
    Watch out, boy!
[14:21] Naka
    What?
[14:27] Lucy
    Be careful. The key is important.
[14:30] Naka
    I thought I'd win if I opened
    the door with the key!
[14:32] Lucy
    That's right. If you could open it.
[14:35] Lucy
    I have no idea how to use
    a key like this, myself.
[14:41] Naka
    So there was no way to
    win in the first place.
[14:45] Lucy
    The real game starts now.
[14:47] Lucy
    You seem to be a genius at tag,
[14:51] Lucy
    but I wonder how long your
    soul will last like this?
[15:02] Naka
    There's no way to counter this.
[15:04] Naka
    I'll be caught eventually.
[15:06] Naka
    I can't hope to turn the tide now.
[15:11] Naka
    I have no choice but to hope that
    Dazai-san and the others will come!
[15:13] Lucy
    You're going to run away,
    leaving your friends behind?
[15:15] Naka
    Even if he were in this situation,
[15:16] Naka
    Dazai-san'd think of something!
[15:19] Naka
    But I can't!
[15:23] Ougai
    No, boy.
[15:25] Ougai
    Your enemy lies that way.
[15:27] Ougai
    I wouldn't advise running away
    in this particular case.
[15:30] Ougai
    Er, that is,
[15:32] Ougai
    if you'd trust the words of your
    local neighborhood physician.
[15:36] Ougai
    If you were to believe her words,
[15:39] Ougai
    you'll forget everything once
    you leave through that door.
[15:42] Ougai
    You'll remember neither
    the enemy's subterfuge,
[15:44] Ougai
    nor your colleagues in danger.
[15:46] Ougai
    And the enemy will continue
    to press her attack.
[15:48] Ougai
    I'll teach you something of use.
[15:50] Ougai
    In game theory,
[15:52] Ougai
    the optimal strategy is to launch
[15:54] Ougai
    a total counteroffensive on an
    enemy who has attacked you.
[15:58] Ougai
    Crush the enemy.
[16:00] Naka
    But how?
[16:02] Ougai
    An arrogant enemy who feels invincible
[16:04] Ougai
    is the most vulnerable opponent of all.
[16:06] Ougai
    And did I hear right, that
    the ones beyond that door
[16:11] Ougai
    are the very ones who desperately
    tried to save you when you were taken?
[16:18] Naka
    That's right.
[16:20] Naka
    They all saved me.
[16:23] Lucy
    Are you done with the chit-chat?
[16:24] Lucy
    Is your motivation back?
[16:27] Naka
    It's my turn, then.
[16:30] Ougai
    That's right.
[16:31] Ougai
    That is your optimal solution.
[16:33] Lucy
    It wouldn't be fun any other way.
[16:36] Lucy
    But...
[16:37] Lucy
    It's already over.
[16:41] Naka
    Another one!
[16:42] Lucy
    Of course! There are two of you.
[16:44] Naka
    Shit!
[16:51] Lucy
    All right, that's that.
[16:53] Lucy
    So, what will you do, mister?
[16:56] Lucy
    Thanks to you,
[16:58] Lucy
    the tiger didn't get away.
[17:00] Lucy
    So I could let you go as a
    sign of my appreciation.
[17:04] Lucy
    Or maybe I want to see your expression
    when Anne catches you.
[17:10] Ougai
    Do you want to try me?
[17:12] Lucy
    What? What's going on?
[17:16] Lucy
    My legs are trembling
    so much, I can't move.
[17:18] Lucy
    Is this pure malice?
[17:21] Lucy
    But why can't Anne move, either?
[17:26] Ougai
    It won't work.
[17:28] Ougai
    You've already lost.
[17:31] Ougai
    Look at the door.
[17:37] Lucy
    What?!
[17:39] Lucy
    But I know I shut the door.
[17:41] Lucy
    Why?
[17:43] Naka
    You've made one mistake.
[17:45] Naka
    This fight was two against
    one from the very start!
[17:48] Naka
    The moment the door opened,
[17:50] Naka
    Tanizaki-san used his Light Snow
    ability to create a false door.
[17:54] Lucy
    Impossible.
[17:55] Lucy
    And you were able to resist the force
[17:58] Lucy
    sucking you into the room with
    your arms and legs alone?
[18:01] Naka
    You misunderstand me.
[18:03] Naka
    I am not strong, and I'm not popular.
[18:06] Naka
    Rather, I've led a cursed life.
[18:09] Naka
    That's why I understand your jealousy
    and hatred of others all too well.
[18:14] Naka
    I don't really want you
    to fail this mission!
[18:17] Naka
    I don't want you to lose the place
    where you can feel you belong!
[18:19] Naka
    But because I'm weak and inexperienced,
[18:21] Naka
    I can think of no other way!
[18:23] Lucy
    What?
[18:26] Lucy
    This is...
[18:27] Naka
    I tied a ribbon to you.
[18:35] Naka
    Release your ability and let everyone go!
[18:38] Naka
    Or I'll drag you into the room.
[18:41] Naka
    Without a key, the door won't open.
[18:44] Naka
    That means if you're imprisoned inside,
[18:46] Naka
    no one can ever open that door.
[18:49] Naka
    If that happens, you won't
    be able to return to reality
[18:51] Naka
    even if you release your ability.
[18:54] Naka
    Am I wrong?
[18:55] Lucy
    That's...
[18:56] Naka
    Our abilities aren't tools of convenience
    made to control everyone else.
[18:59] Naka
    I know that better than most.
[19:01] Naka
    Do you want to be trapped in the dimension
    of your own making until you die—
[19:04] Naka
    No, even after you die?
[19:07] Lucy
    I... I can't afford to fail!
[19:10] Naka
    I'm going to let go.
[19:11] Naka
    You only have that split second
    before the door closes to decide.
[19:15] Lucy
    No, wait!
[19:42] Naka
    Um, hey...
[19:44] Naka
    If I...
[19:45] Naka
    If I can do anything for you...
[19:48] Naka
    Um!
[19:52] Ougai
    Oh, Elise-chan!
[19:54] Ougai
    Are you okay?!
[19:56] Ougai
    Where've you been!
[19:57] Ougai
    I was so worried!
[19:59] Ougai
    You just up and vanished...
[20:00] Elise
    I thought Rintarou would worry
    if I suddenly disappeared.
[20:05] Elise
    I wanted to make Rintarou cry.
[20:07] Ougai
    That's so mean, Elise-chan!
[20:09] Ougai
    But I forgive you, because you're so cute!
[20:13] Naka
    Kyouka-chan?
[20:15] Naka
    You came to get me?
[20:17] Kyou
    I was worried.
[20:20] Naka
    Thank you.
[20:21] Ougai
    We'll be taking our leave now.
[20:26] Naka
    Thank you for your advice earlier.
[20:30] Naka
    So you're a doctor?
[20:32] Ougai
    Ex-doctor.
[20:34] Ougai
    Right now, I'm just a middle-aged man
[20:36] Ougai
    keeping a small group of people in line.
[20:39] Ougai
    Boy...
[20:41] Ougai
    A logical, optimal solution exists
    in any wartime situation,
[20:43] Ougai
    no matter how difficult the challenge.
[20:46] Ougai
    You must not forget that,
     especially in times of confusion
[20:48] Ougai
    when you might feel
    inclined to recklessness.
[20:51] Naka
    Okay.
[20:52] Ougai
    Goodbye, then.
[20:54] Naka
    There is a way, even in difficult times...
[21:01] Naka
    What's wrong, Kyouka-chan?
[21:04] Naka
    Kyouka-chan?
[21:06] Naka
    Kyouka-chan!
[21:09] Ougai
    I had a good time.
[21:12] Ougai
    I wanted to return to my younger days
[21:14] Ougai
    and use my ability to mow down
    my enemies left and right.
[21:18] Elise
    You're too old for that!
[21:19] Ougai
    That's so mean.
[21:21] Ougai
    I may not look like much, but...
[21:44] Ougai
    So this is a Guild assassin?
[21:46] Chuuya
    Yes, sir.
[21:47] Ougai
    The Agency and The Guild...
[21:49] Ougai
    It seems we are in a challenging
    wartime situation, ourselves.
SIGN    Port Mafia Leader: Mori Ougai
[21:55] Ougai
    We need an optimal solution.
[21:58] Ougai
    The Agency and The Guild...
SIGN    Ability: Vita Sexualis
[22:03] Ougai
    Those who oppose us will be crushed,
[22:06] Ougai
    and annihilated.
[22:08] [SONG] Sign 2209
    To Be Continued