E5 - CRUNCH TIME

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SIGN    March Household Expenses
SIGN    Date
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Necessities
SIGN    Education
SIGN    Special
SIGN    Expenditures
SIGN    Remaining
SIGN    Total
[00:07] Kazuki
    We're going broke.
[00:10] Kazuki
    I busted our bank account buying that
    stuff for daycare and her room.
[00:15] Miri
    Go! Go!
[00:16] Rei
    Why are we going broke?
[00:17] Kazuki
    Because we're not working!
[00:20] Kazuki
    We'll have to cut back on our spending.
[00:23] Rei
    Why not buy cheaper beer?
SIGN    Domugi
[00:24] Kazuki
    I already am!
[00:27] Kazuki
    You won't be able to buy
    new games at this rate.
[00:31] Miri
    Yahoo!
[00:32] Kazuki
    No pudding for dessert, either.
[00:35] Kazuki
    That's how bleak this all is, people!
[00:37] Kazuki
    We'll be ruined at this rate!
[00:42] Kazuki
    Desperate times call for desperate measures.
[00:45] Kazuki
    Time to pull out the last resort.
[00:49] Kazuki
    And so, Kyu-chan...
[00:51] Kazuki
    I'm begging you! Send some work our way!
[00:54] Kazuki
    We'll do anything!
[00:56] Kazuki
    You get in on this!
[00:57] Rei
    Ow, ow, ow...
[00:58] Kyutaro
    So you're ready to get back in the game?
[01:03] Kyutaro
    Target background checks
[01:05] Kyutaro
    and location scouting jobs.
[01:08] Kyutaro
    You should start with small jobs to
    get back in the swing of things.
[01:12] Rei
    All this?
[01:13] Kazuki
    Great. We'll take everything!
[01:15] Kazuki
    Gotta make up for all that time off! Right?
[01:20] Kyutaro
    You have one week.
[01:22] Kazuki
    Leave it to us, Kyu-chan!
[01:24] Kazuki
    C'mon, we're doing this!
[01:31] OP
    Hey, I want to love, is this true love?
[01:34] OP
    Is just wanting to be loved insincere?
[01:38] OP
    What should I do?
[01:40] OP
    Oh, what should I do?
[01:46] OP
    As usual, the whole city
[01:49] OP
    Is madly in love and excited
[01:53] OP
    Extras like me just go home
[01:56] OP
    But I'm not sulking at all
[01:59] OP
    "And then you appeared suddenly
[02:03] OP
    As though you were ripping
    through those days
[02:07] OP
    With your smile that leaves me numb
[02:10] OP
    You shattered my heart
[02:16] OP
    Hey, I want to love, is this true love?
[02:20] OP
    Is just wanting to be loved insincere?
[02:23] OP
    What should I do?
[02:25] OP
    Oh, what should I do?
[02:28] OP
    How the heck should I know?
[02:30] OP
    I don't know what's going on in your head
[02:34] OP
    But it's not fair that you're so friendly
[02:38] OP
    Once again, I'm being
    swallowed up by your rhythm
[02:44] OP
    There you go, you've got me
    wrapped around your finger again
[02:55] OP
    There you go, you've got me
    wrapped around your finger again
[03:03] Kazuki
    Okay, I'll handle this background check.
[03:06] Kazuki
    You do the scouting for this one.
[03:08] Rei
    Isn't this stuff your job?
[03:10] Kazuki
    Shut up! Beggars can't be choosers!
[03:13] Kazuki
    Let's just get it done and—
SIGN    Incoming
    Aozora Daycare
    Miss Anna
    Mobile
[03:18] Kazuki
    It's from the daycare.
[03:19] Kazuki
    What could it be?
[03:20] Rei
    Who knows?
[03:24] Kazuki
    Hello?
[03:25] Anna
    Hello, this is Hanyu from Aozora Daycare.
[03:29] Kazuki
    Yes?
[03:30] Anna
    The truth is, Giraffe Class is going to
    have to stay home for the next few days...
[03:35] Kazuki
    What? Wh-What?!
[03:37] Kazuki
    Can I ask what you mean by that?!
SIGN    Notice
SIGN    appreciate your understanding regarding daycare operations
SIGN    the transmission of a virus within the facility
SIGN    In order to prevent further spread,
SIGN    temporary closure
SIGN    your understanding
[03:49] Anna
    Miri-chan, your papas are here to get you!
[03:52] Miri
    Papa!
[04:00] Rei
    What about the jobs?
[04:02] Kazuki
    You're asking me?
[04:04] Kazuki
    One of us has to stay home
    and watch Miri, right?
[04:07] Kazuki
    This is so bad...
[04:10] Miri
    Papa, I wanna go to the park!
[04:12] Kazuki
    Not happening.
[04:13] Kazuki
    We've got our jobs to take care of.
[04:15] Miri
    Jobs?
[04:17] Miri
    What kind of jobs?!
[04:19] Kazuki
    Um...
[04:20] Kazuki
    G-Grown-up stuff! Never you mind!
[04:23] Miri
    But it's my homework.
[04:25] Kazuki
    Huh?
[04:25] Miri
    Homework!
[04:27] Rei
    Homework?
[04:28] Miri
    They said that while we're off we
    gotta ask our dads about their jobs.
[04:33] Miri
    Then we gotta tell everyone about it!
[04:36] Kazuki
    Our... jobs?
[04:38] Rei
    Tell... everyone?
[04:40] Miri
    You got jobs at a company?
[04:41] Kazuki
    No.
[04:43] Miri
    A store?
[04:44] Kazuki
    No.
[04:45] Miri
    But what jobs do you do?
[04:47] Kazuki
    Um...
[04:48] Rei
    Scouting time.
[04:50] Kazuki
    Hey!
[04:51] Miri
    Papa Rei!
[04:52] Miri
    Where are you going?
[04:54] Miri
    What are you doing?
[04:55] Miri
    Is it your job?!
[04:59] Miri
    No!
[05:01] Miri
    I wanna go, too!
[05:02] Rei
    Let me go.
[05:04] Miri
    I wanna see your job!
[05:06] Kazuki
    What are we gonna do?!
[05:21] Kazuki
    This is my second... no, my
    third straight all-nighter.
[05:27] Rei
    I'm back.
[05:28] Kazuki
    Welcome back.
[05:30] Rei
    Pictures taken.
[05:33] Kazuki
    It's so late already...
[05:36] Kazuki
    But there's no way to work during the
    day while we're taking care of a kid.
[05:41] Rei
    So tired.
[05:42] Kazuki
    Hey, no sleeping.
[05:44] Kazuki
    We've still gotta sort out the photos.
[05:47] Kazuki
    Wake up!
[05:48] Rei
    Can't.
[05:50] Kazuki
    Damn you!
[05:51] Kazuki
    You handle your gaming
    all-nighters just fine!
[05:58] Kazuki
    There's no way we're making the deadline.
[06:02] Kazuki
    Might as well ask Kyu-chan for advice...
[06:10] Pumpy
    Hello, everyone!
[06:13] Carro
    Now let's do the Veggie Dance!
[06:23] Kazuki
    Hey. Rei.
[06:25] Kazuki
    I'm heading out soon.
[06:28] Kazuki
    Sorry, but I need you to watch Miri.
[06:31] Kazuki
    And the house.
[06:41] Miri
    Where are you going, Papa?!
[06:42] Miri
    I wanna go!
[06:44] Kazuki
    No way. It's for my job.
[06:46] Kazuki
    Papa Rei will play with you.
[06:49] Kazuki
    Bye. Be good, okay?
[06:57] Miri
    Papa Rei!
[06:59] Miri
    Play with me!
[07:03] Miri
    Papa Rei!
[07:27] Miri
    I'm gonna see Papa's job!
[07:47] Miri
    Shh!
SIGN    Yadorigi
    Coffee • Light Meals
[08:16] Miri
    Bye-bye!
SIGN    Yadorigi
    Coffee • Light Meals
[08:22] Miri
    Huh?
[08:34] Miri
    Huh?
[08:54] Rei
    Miri?
[09:01] Kyutaro
    What's this about, now?
[09:03] Kazuki
    It's... about the j-jobs.
[09:06] Kyutaro
    Proceeding smoothly, I assume?
[09:09] Kazuki
    Um... well, I needed some advice...
SIGN    Incoming 
    Rei
    Mobile
SIGN    Incoming 
    Rei
    Mobile
SIGN    Incoming 
    Rei
    Mobile
SIGN    Incoming 
    Rei
    Mobile
SIGN    Incoming 
    Rei
    Mobile
[09:16] Kazuki
    What now? Kyu-chan's already
    pretty pissed at me!
[09:19] Rei
    Miri...
[09:21] Rei
    Is she with you?
[09:24] Kazuki
    Of course not!
[09:26] Kazuki
    Wait... don't tell me...
[09:28] Rei
    She's gone.
[09:29] Kazuki
    Are you kidding me?!
[09:45] Kazuki
    How long's she been missing?
[09:47] Rei
    Dunno.
[09:50] Kazuki
    Did she leave?
[09:52] Rei
    Dunno.
[09:58] Kazuki
    What the hell's wrong with you?
[10:00] Kazuki
    I've gotta go find her!
[10:02] Rei
    I'll go too.
[10:24] Kazuki
    Not her.
[10:34] Ogino
    I'll be back later.
[10:53] Miri
    Sorry for bumping into you.
SIGN    Yadorigi
    Coffee • Light Meals
[11:14] Kazuki
    Any luck?
[11:15] Rei
    No.
[11:16] Kazuki
    Yeah, same.
[11:20] Kazuki
    I think it's time. We gotta call the cops!
[11:22] Rei
    What? Us?!
[11:24] Kazuki
    What choice do we have?!
[11:26] Kazuki
    Someone might've kidnapped
    her to get back at us!
[11:30] Kazuki
    But she's also so cute, some creep
     might've just run off with her...
[11:34] Kazuki
    Damn it!
[11:36] Kazuki
    I'll find whoever took
    her and tear him apart!
[11:39] Kazuki
    Suspension, blindfold, knife, waterboarding,
    gas burner, pliers, fingernails...
[11:44] Rei
    Hey.
[11:45] Kazuki
    You found him?!
[11:46] Rei
    I'm thirsty.
[11:47] Kazuki
    I'll kill you!
[11:53] Kazuki
    Miri?!
[11:54] Miri
    Papa!
[11:55] Rei
    She was here?
[11:57] Kazuki
    I've been looking everywhere!
[11:58] Miri
    Sorry, Papa!
[12:01] Rei
    Good grief.
[12:03] Kyutaro
    "Papa"?
[12:06] Kazuki
    Your parents must be worried sick!
[12:08] Kazuki
    But you're safe now, Miri-chan!
[12:12] Kazuki
    Shucks, we were looking
    everywhere for this kid!
[12:15] Kazuki
    Never thought we'd find her here!
[12:17] Kazuki
    You've a lifesaver, Kyu-chan!
[12:20] Kyutaro
    I merely gave shelter to a lost child.
[12:25] Woman
    Water please, sir!
[12:27] Kyutaro
    Yes, ma'am!
[12:31] Kazuki
    Miri, did you talk to that man?
[12:34] Kazuki
    About us?
[12:36] Miri
    No...
[12:37] Kazuki
    Great!
[12:38] Kazuki
    Listen, Miri.
[12:39] Kazuki
    Never call us "Papa" in front of that guy!
[12:45] Miri
    Got it!
[12:46] Kyutaro
    Got what?
[12:48] Kazuki
    Oh, well...
[12:50] Kazuki
    Lately, we've been taking on
    some babysitting jobs...
[12:55] Kyutaro
    You two?
[12:57] Kazuki
    B-But then the kid just went missing!
[13:01] Kazuki
    Had us real freaked out!
[13:05] Kyutaro
    And what about my jobs?
[13:09] Kazuki
    W-We're on it, of course.
[13:11] Kazuki
    We're splitting it. It's going great!
[13:13] Kazuki
    We'll get it all done just right!
[13:16] Kyutaro
    I can't afford to extend the deadline.
[13:19] Kyutaro
    You're sure it's going well?
[13:24] Kazuki
    The truth is, we're a little bit behind.
[13:28] Kazuki
    We haven't had time to sleep.
[13:30] Rei
    Three days without sleep.
[13:36] Kyutaro
    If the child were out of the picture,
     could you finish the jobs?
[13:41] Kazuki
    Out of the picture?
[13:43] Kazuki
    What are you...
[13:47] Kyutaro
    I'll look after her.
[13:48] Kazuki
    No, you can't!
[13:49] Kazuki
    Not even you'd be cold-blooded enough to—
[13:53] Kazuki
    Wait, what'd you say?
[13:55] Kyutaro
    I'll look after her so that
    you can focus on my jobs.
[14:03] Miri
    Thank you for the drink!
SIGN    Drawing Pad
SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Crunchy
SIGN    Crayons
[14:18] Kazuki
    The rest of the jobs will
    require a day trip.
[14:22] Kazuki
    We can't make it through today
    without Kyu-chan's help.
[14:26] Rei
    And if he finds out about Miri?
[14:28] Kazuki
    Fatal consequences.
[14:35] Miri
    Let's go now, Papa!
[14:38] Kazuki
    Listen, Miri.
[14:39] Kazuki
    Don't you breathe one word
    to him about your papas!
[14:45] Miri
    Okay! I won't call you "papa," Papa!
[14:49] Kazuki
    I've got a few doubts here.
[14:51] Rei
    More than a few.
[14:54] Kazuki
    Thanks a lot, Kyu-chan.
[14:57] Kyutaro
    Make sure you meet the deadline.
[14:58] Kazuki
    W-We know, okay?
[15:00] Kazuki
    Be a good girl, Miri-chan!
[15:03] Miri
    Okay, Pa—
[15:07] Miri
    Have a good trip!
[15:12] Kyutaro
    Might I ask your name, dear?
[15:15] Miri
    I'm Unasaka Miri, and I'm four years old!
[15:18] Kyutaro
    Miri-chan?
[15:19] Miri
    Yeah!
[15:20] Kyutaro
    Would you like something to drink?
[15:23] Miri
    Yeah!
[15:39] Kyutaro
    It is complete.
[15:42] Kyutaro
    For you, my princess.
[15:45] Miri
    Thank you for the drink!
[15:51] Kyutaro
    What do you think?
[15:52] Miri
    It tastes like heaven!
[15:55] Kyutaro
    Heaven?
[15:56] Miri
    It's so tasty!
[15:57] Miri
    Thank you, mister!
[16:00] Kyutaro
    You're very welcome.
[16:05] Kazuki
    Kyu-chan's more cold-blooded than he looks.
[16:09] Rei
    He's quite a lady killer as well.
[16:13] Miri
    I'm gonna marry Kyutaro-san!
[16:17] Miri
    Mwah!
[16:18] Kazuki
    A kiss?
[16:19] Kazuki
    A kiss?!
[16:20] Kazuki
    We gotta get this job
    done and come back ASAP!
[16:28] Miri
    Hey, hey! Mister!
[16:30] Kyutaro
    Call me Kyu-chan.
[16:32] Miri
    Kyu-chan?
[16:33] Miri
    Kyu-chan!
[16:35] Kyutaro
    What is it?
[16:36] Miri
    Are you my papas'...
[16:37] Miri
    Are you Kazu-kun and Rei-kun's friend?
[16:41] Kyutaro
    I am.
[16:42] Miri
    Do you know what job they do?
[16:44] Kyutaro
    Of course I do.
[16:46] Miri
    I wanna know about their job!
[16:49] Miri
    They won't tell me anything!
[16:54] Kyutaro
    Well, it's understandable
    that they'd want to hide it.
[16:58] Kyutaro
    They both have very special jobs.
[17:02] Miri
    Special?
[17:03] Kyutaro
    Yes.
[17:04] Miri
    Tell me! What's their special jobs?!
[17:07] Kyutaro
    Kazuki's is...
[17:11] Kyutaro
    a stand-up comedian.
[17:13] Miri
    Stand-up comedian?
[17:16] Kyutaro
    It's a job where you make others laugh.
[17:18] Kyutaro
    But he frequently bombs, so he's too
    embarrassed to tell others about it.
[17:24] Kyutaro
    He'll be out there on some stage
    right now, bombing his heart out.
[17:30] Miri
    And Rei-kun?
[17:32] Kyutaro
    He's...
[17:34] Kyutaro
    a Middle Eastern oil baron.
[17:36] Miri
    Buh?
[17:44] Kazuki
    She's gonna be spilling everything!
[17:46] Kazuki
    There's no way she'll keep quiet!
[17:48] Kazuki
    It's all gonna be way out there!
[17:50] Kazuki
    It's all gonna be way out there!
[17:51] Rei
    We'll see.
[17:53] Kazuki
    We shoulda just called it off!
[17:55] Kazuki
    There's no way it was happening!
[17:57] Kazuki
    We're both doomed!
[17:59] Rei
    Shut up.
[18:01] Kyutaro
    That's a face?
[18:03] Miri
    This one's Kazu-kun,
[18:07] Miri
    and this one's Rei-kun.
[18:09] Miri
    It's my daycare homework!
[18:11] Miri
    Drawing my papas'—
[18:12] Miri
    I mean...
[18:14] Miri
    Drawing their jobs!
[18:16] Kyutaro
    You're a talented artist.
[18:21] Kyutaro
    Miri-chan, don't you want to go home?
[18:24] Miri
    No, I'm okay.
[18:27] Kyutaro
    Isn't your family worried about you
    staying with people you don't know?
[18:32] Miri
    I'm okay.
[18:34] Miri
    Kazu-kun and Rei-kun will
    be with me forever!
[18:38] Kyutaro
    Forever?
[18:39] Miri
    Yeah. Kazu-kun's food is super delicious.
[18:44] Miri
    Rei-kun's super good at video games.
[18:47] Miri
    And it's toasty warm when
    we all sleep together!
[18:52] Kyutaro
    You like those two?
[18:54] Miri
    Yeah!
[18:55] Miri
    I love them so much!
[19:01] Kyutaro
    I see.
[19:06] Kazuki
    We're back! Sorry it's so late!
[19:08] Kyutaro
    Welcome ba—
[19:09] Kazuki
    Where's the kid?
[19:13] Kyutaro
    She just fell asleep.
[19:16] Kazuki
    Thank you.
[19:19] Kazuki
    Hey... did she say anything weird?
[19:24] Kyutaro
    Weird? How?
[19:25] Kazuki
    Oh, nothing!
[19:27] Kazuki
    Just glad nothing happened!
[19:31] Rei
    Let's head home, then.
[19:34] Miri
    Papa Rei...
[19:46] Kazuki
    Listen to that kid!
[19:47] Kazuki
    She says the silliest things in her sleep!
[19:49] Miri
    Papa Kazuki bombed...
[19:57] Kazuki
    Well, we're gonna take
    her back to her fami—
[20:00] Kyutaro
    Enough.
[20:02] Kyutaro
    I know everything.
SIGN    Day
SIGN    care
SIGN    Visiting
SIGN    Day
SIGN    Parent Presentation
SIGN    Parent Presentation
[20:12] Miri
    Papa Kazuki, thanks for always
    making delicious food!
[20:17] Miri
    Papa Rei, let's play games again some time!
SIGN    Comedian
SIGN    Oil Baron
[20:21] Miri
    I love my comedian Papa Kazuki and
    oil baron Papa Rei very much!
SIGN    Sounds like high income
SIGN    I thought they worked together?
SIGN    Really?
SIGN    I smell money
SIGN    I thought they were hosts
SIGN    I love performers
SIGN    An oil baron!?
[20:31] Miri
    Papas, please take care and
    work hard at your jobs!
[20:37] Kids
    Oil baron? Wow!
[20:38] Kids
    I bet they're rich!
[20:39] Miri
    Papa!
[20:43] Kazuki
    Thanks for the pictures, Miri.
[20:45] Rei
    Well done.
[20:49] Kyutaro
    Payment for the jobs.
[20:53] Kazuki
    Now we won't have to cut back on spending.
[20:55] Kazuki
    But Kyu-chan, that was a nasty trick...
[20:58] Kazuki
    You knew everything and didn't tell us?
[21:01] Kyutaro
    You should know by now that you
    can't hide things from me.
[21:04] Kazuki
    Well... thanks for giving us a break.
[21:08] Kyutaro
    I had intended to take action
    if the child's presence
[21:12] Kyutaro
    had once again interfered with your work.
[21:15] Kyutaro
    I'm sure you're aware that this is grim business,
[21:18] Kyutaro
    in which human life is exchanged for money.
[21:21] Kyutaro
    The world will not accept you taking
    in a child and playing at family life.
[21:27] Kyutaro
    And if you do anything to
    betray the organization...
[21:31] Kyutaro
    Rei, you know those awful
    consequences better than anyone.
[21:36] Kyutaro
    Not to mention that we're the
    ones who killed her father.
[21:43] Kyutaro
    But...
[21:45] Kyutaro
    After spending some time with her,
[21:48] Kyutaro
    I've begun to understand why you did it.
[21:52] Kazuki
    Kyu-chan...
[21:54] Kyutaro
    She's a good kid.
[21:55] Kyutaro
    And she might just change you both...
[21:59] Kyutaro
    Though I don't know yet if
    it'll be in a good or bad way.
[22:02] Kazuki
    That's not... why we...
[22:05] Kyutaro
    We could all die tomorrow.
[22:08] Kyutaro
    Others might resent us and seek revenge on us.
[22:11] Kyutaro
    There's a chance that we could put
    others in our lives in danger.
[22:17] Kyutaro
    Are you prepared to accept that?
[22:25] Kyutaro
    Then don't regret it.
[22:30] ED
    The scenery never changes and
    every day is full of surprises
[22:35] ED
    But those are the best parts
[22:40] ED
    Wrapped around your finger
    and going in circles
[22:45] ED
    These days are dizzying yet endearing
[22:49] ED
    On your restless nights,
    I softly whisper a lullaby
[22:54] ED
    And stroke your hair to the
    rhythm of your breathing
[22:59] ED
    I just want these days to
    continue as long as possible
[23:03] ED
    Even if it's just a day
[23:09] ED
    I chased after you as you ran barefoot
[23:14] ED
    Maybe one day, you'll surpass me, ah
[23:18] ED
    I wonder what tomorrow's going to be like
[23:23] ED
    Why don't we walk together?
[23:28] ED
    This will always be our place to come home to
[23:33] ED
    And it'll shine down on our sadness
[23:37] ED
    That's all right, yeah, that's okay
[23:42] ED
    Let's try to share our love together
[23:47] ED
    Let the light always shine upon hope
[23:50] ED
    When the future is unpredictable