# E5 - CRUNCH TIME
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ02ZV/crunch-time)
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***SIGN*** March Household Expenses
***SIGN*** Date
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Necessities
***SIGN*** Education
***SIGN*** Special
***SIGN*** Expenditures
***SIGN*** Remaining
***SIGN*** Total
**[00:07] Kazuki**
We're going broke.
**[00:10] Kazuki**
I busted our bank account buying that
stuff for daycare and her room.
**[00:15] Miri**
Go! Go!
**[00:16] Rei**
Why are we going broke?
**[00:17] Kazuki**
Because we're not working!
**[00:20] Kazuki**
We'll have to cut back on our spending.
**[00:23] Rei**
Why not buy cheaper beer?
***SIGN*** Domugi
**[00:24] Kazuki**
I already am!
**[00:27] Kazuki**
You won't be able to buy
new games at this rate.
**[00:31] Miri**
Yahoo!
**[00:32] Kazuki**
No pudding for dessert, either.
**[00:35] Kazuki**
That's how bleak this all is, people!
**[00:37] Kazuki**
We'll be ruined at this rate!
**[00:42] Kazuki**
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
**[00:45] Kazuki**
Time to pull out the last resort.
**[00:49] Kazuki**
And so, Kyu-chan...
**[00:51] Kazuki**
I'm begging you! Send some work our way!
**[00:54] Kazuki**
We'll do anything!
**[00:56] Kazuki**
You get in on this!
**[00:57] Rei**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[00:58] Kyutaro**
So you're ready to get back in the game?
**[01:03] Kyutaro**
Target background checks
**[01:05] Kyutaro**
and location scouting jobs.
**[01:08] Kyutaro**
You should start with small jobs to
get back in the swing of things.
**[01:12] Rei**
All this?
**[01:13] Kazuki**
Great. We'll take everything!
**[01:15] Kazuki**
Gotta make up for all that time off! Right?
**[01:20] Kyutaro**
You have one week.
**[01:22] Kazuki**
Leave it to us, Kyu-chan!
**[01:24] Kazuki**
C'mon, we're doing this!
**[01:31] OP**
*Hey, I want to love, is this true love?*
**[01:34] OP**
*Is just wanting to be loved insincere?*
**[01:38] OP**
*What should I do?*
**[01:40] OP**
*Oh, what should I do?*
**[01:46] OP**
*As usual, the whole city*
**[01:49] OP**
*Is madly in love and excited*
**[01:53] OP**
*Extras like me just go home*
**[01:56] OP**
*But I'm not sulking at all*
**[01:59] OP**
*"And then you appeared suddenly*
**[02:03] OP**
* As though you were ripping*
* through those days*
**[02:07] OP**
*With your smile that leaves me numb*
**[02:10] OP**
*You shattered my heart*
**[02:16] OP**
*Hey, I want to love, is this true love?*
**[02:20] OP**
*Is just wanting to be loved insincere?*
**[02:23] OP**
*What should I do?*
**[02:25] OP**
*Oh, what should I do?*
**[02:28] OP**
*How the heck should I know?*
**[02:30] OP**
*I don't know what's going on in your head*
**[02:34] OP**
*But it's not fair that you're so friendly*
**[02:38] OP**
* Once again, I'm being*
* swallowed up by your rhythm*
**[02:44] OP**
* There you go, you've got me*
* wrapped around your finger again*
**[02:55] OP**
* There you go, you've got me*
* wrapped around your finger again*
**[03:03] Kazuki**
Okay, I'll handle this background check.
**[03:06] Kazuki**
You do the scouting for this one.
**[03:08] Rei**
Isn't this stuff *your* job?
**[03:10] Kazuki**
Shut up! Beggars can't be choosers!
**[03:13] Kazuki**
Let's just get it done and—
***SIGN*** Incoming
Aozora Daycare
Miss Anna
Mobile
**[03:18] Kazuki**
It's from the daycare.
**[03:19] Kazuki**
What could it be?
**[03:20] Rei**
Who knows?
**[03:24] Kazuki**
Hello?
**[03:25] Anna**
*Hello, this is Hanyu from Aozora Daycare.*
**[03:29] Kazuki**
Yes?
**[03:30] Anna**
* The truth is, Giraffe Class is going to*
* have to stay home for the next few days...*
**[03:35] Kazuki**
What? Wh-What?!
**[03:37] Kazuki**
Can I ask what you mean by that?!
***SIGN*** Notice
***SIGN*** appreciate your understanding regarding daycare operations
***SIGN*** the transmission of a virus within the facility
***SIGN*** In order to prevent further spread,
***SIGN*** temporary closure
***SIGN*** your understanding
**[03:49] Anna**
Miri-chan, your papas are here to get you!
**[03:52] Miri**
Papa!
**[04:00] Rei**
What about the jobs?
**[04:02] Kazuki**
You're asking me?
**[04:04] Kazuki**
One of us has to stay home
and watch Miri, right?
**[04:07] Kazuki**
This is so bad...
**[04:10] Miri**
Papa, I wanna go to the park!
**[04:12] Kazuki**
Not happening.
**[04:13] Kazuki**
We've got our jobs to take care of.
**[04:15] Miri**
Jobs?
**[04:17] Miri**
What kind of jobs?!
**[04:19] Kazuki**
Um...
**[04:20] Kazuki**
G-Grown-up stuff! Never you mind!
**[04:23] Miri**
But it's my homework.
**[04:25] Kazuki**
Huh?
**[04:25] Miri**
Homework!
**[04:27] Rei**
Homework?
**[04:28] Miri**
They said that while we're off we
gotta ask our dads about their jobs.
**[04:33] Miri**
Then we gotta tell everyone about it!
**[04:36] Kazuki**
Our... jobs?
**[04:38] Rei**
Tell... everyone?
**[04:40] Miri**
You got jobs at a company?
**[04:41] Kazuki**
No.
**[04:43] Miri**
A store?
**[04:44] Kazuki**
No.
**[04:45] Miri**
But what jobs do you do?
**[04:47] Kazuki**
Um...
**[04:48] Rei**
Scouting time.
**[04:50] Kazuki**
Hey!
**[04:51] Miri**
Papa Rei!
**[04:52] Miri**
Where are you going?
**[04:54] Miri**
What are you doing?
**[04:55] Miri**
Is it your job?!
**[04:59] Miri**
No!
**[05:01] Miri**
I wanna go, too!
**[05:02] Rei**
Let me go.
**[05:04] Miri**
I wanna see your job!
**[05:06] Kazuki**
What are we gonna do?!
**[05:21] Kazuki**
This is my second... no, my
third straight all-nighter.
**[05:27] Rei**
I'm back.
**[05:28] Kazuki**
Welcome back.
**[05:30] Rei**
Pictures taken.
**[05:33] Kazuki**
It's so late already...
**[05:36] Kazuki**
But there's no way to work during the
day while we're taking care of a kid.
**[05:41] Rei**
So tired.
**[05:42] Kazuki**
Hey, no sleeping.
**[05:44] Kazuki**
We've still gotta sort out the photos.
**[05:47] Kazuki**
Wake up!
**[05:48] Rei**
Can't.
**[05:50] Kazuki**
Damn you!
**[05:51] Kazuki**
You handle your gaming
all-nighters just fine!
**[05:58] Kazuki**
There's no way we're making the deadline.
**[06:02] Kazuki**
Might as well ask Kyu-chan for advice...
**[06:10] Pumpy**
*Hello, everyone!*
**[06:13] Carro**
*Now let's do the Veggie Dance!*
**[06:23] Kazuki**
Hey. Rei.
**[06:25] Kazuki**
I'm heading out soon.
**[06:28] Kazuki**
Sorry, but I need you to watch Miri.
**[06:31] Kazuki**
And the house.
**[06:41] Miri**
Where are you going, Papa?!
**[06:42] Miri**
I wanna go!
**[06:44] Kazuki**
No way. It's for my job.
**[06:46] Kazuki**
Papa Rei will play with you.
**[06:49] Kazuki**
Bye. Be good, okay?
**[06:57] Miri**
Papa Rei!
**[06:59] Miri**
Play with me!
**[07:03] Miri**
Papa Rei!
**[07:27] Miri**
*I'm gonna see Papa's job!*
**[07:47] Miri**
Shh!
***SIGN*** Yadorigi
Coffee • Light Meals
**[08:16] Miri**
Bye-bye!
***SIGN*** Yadorigi
Coffee • Light Meals
**[08:22] Miri**
Huh?
**[08:34] Miri**
Huh?
**[08:54] Rei**
Miri?
**[09:01] Kyutaro**
What's this about, now?
**[09:03] Kazuki**
It's... about the j-jobs.
**[09:06] Kyutaro**
Proceeding smoothly, I assume?
**[09:09] Kazuki**
Um... well, I needed some advice...
***SIGN*** Incoming
Rei
Mobile
***SIGN*** Incoming
Rei
Mobile
***SIGN*** Incoming
Rei
Mobile
***SIGN*** Incoming
Rei
Mobile
***SIGN*** Incoming
Rei
Mobile
**[09:16] Kazuki**
What now? Kyu-chan's already
pretty pissed at me!
**[09:19] Rei**
*Miri...*
**[09:21] Rei**
*Is she with you?*
**[09:24] Kazuki**
Of course not!
**[09:26] Kazuki**
Wait... don't tell me...
**[09:28] Rei**
*She's gone.*
**[09:29] Kazuki**
Are you kidding me?!
**[09:45] Kazuki**
How long's she been missing?
**[09:47] Rei**
Dunno.
**[09:50] Kazuki**
Did she leave?
**[09:52] Rei**
Dunno.
**[09:58] Kazuki**
What the hell's wrong with you?
**[10:00] Kazuki**
I've gotta go find her!
**[10:02] Rei**
I'll go too.
**[10:24] Kazuki**
Not her.
**[10:34] Ogino**
I'll be back later.
**[10:53] Miri**
Sorry for bumping into you.
***SIGN*** Yadorigi
Coffee • Light Meals
**[11:14] Kazuki**
Any luck?
**[11:15] Rei**
No.
**[11:16] Kazuki**
Yeah, same.
**[11:20] Kazuki**
I think it's time. We gotta call the cops!
**[11:22] Rei**
What? *Us*?!
**[11:24] Kazuki**
What choice do we have?!
**[11:26] Kazuki**
Someone might've kidnapped
her to get back at us!
**[11:30] Kazuki**
But she's also so cute, some creep
might've just run off with her...
**[11:34] Kazuki**
Damn it!
**[11:36] Kazuki**
I'll find whoever took
her and tear him apart!
**[11:39] Kazuki**
Suspension, blindfold, knife, waterboarding,
gas burner, pliers, fingernails...
**[11:44] Rei**
Hey.
**[11:45] Kazuki**
You found him?!
**[11:46] Rei**
I'm thirsty.
**[11:47] Kazuki**
I'll kill you!
**[11:53] Kazuki**
Miri?!
**[11:54] Miri**
Papa!
**[11:55] Rei**
She was here?
**[11:57] Kazuki**
I've been looking everywhere!
**[11:58] Miri**
Sorry, Papa!
**[12:01] Rei**
Good grief.
**[12:03] Kyutaro**
"Papa"?
**[12:06] Kazuki**
Your parents must be worried sick!
**[12:08] Kazuki**
But you're safe now, Miri-chan!
**[12:12] Kazuki**
Shucks, we were looking
everywhere for this kid!
**[12:15] Kazuki**
Never thought we'd find her here!
**[12:17] Kazuki**
You've a lifesaver, Kyu-chan!
**[12:20] Kyutaro**
I merely gave shelter to a lost child.
**[12:25] Woman**
Water please, sir!
**[12:27] Kyutaro**
Yes, ma'am!
**[12:31] Kazuki**
Miri, did you talk to that man?
**[12:34] Kazuki**
About us?
**[12:36] Miri**
No...
**[12:37] Kazuki**
Great!
**[12:38] Kazuki**
Listen, Miri.
**[12:39] Kazuki**
Never call us "Papa" in front of that guy!
**[12:45] Miri**
Got it!
**[12:46] Kyutaro**
Got what?
**[12:48] Kazuki**
Oh, well...
**[12:50] Kazuki**
Lately, we've been taking on
some babysitting jobs...
**[12:55] Kyutaro**
You two?
**[12:57] Kazuki**
B-But then the kid just went missing!
**[13:01] Kazuki**
Had us real freaked out!
**[13:05] Kyutaro**
And what about my jobs?
**[13:09] Kazuki**
W-We're on it, of course.
**[13:11] Kazuki**
We're splitting it. It's going great!
**[13:13] Kazuki**
We'll get it all done just right!
**[13:16] Kyutaro**
I can't afford to extend the deadline.
**[13:19] Kyutaro**
You're sure it's going well?
**[13:24] Kazuki**
The truth is, we're a little bit behind.
**[13:28] Kazuki**
We haven't had time to sleep.
**[13:30] Rei**
Three days without sleep.
**[13:36] Kyutaro**
If the child were out of the picture,
could you finish the jobs?
**[13:41] Kazuki**
Out of the picture?
**[13:43] Kazuki**
What are you...
**[13:47] Kyutaro**
I'll look after her.
**[13:48] Kazuki**
No, you can't!
**[13:49] Kazuki**
Not even you'd be cold-blooded enough to—
**[13:53] Kazuki**
Wait, what'd you say?
**[13:55] Kyutaro**
I'll look after her so that
you can focus on my jobs.
**[14:03] Miri**
Thank you for the drink!
***SIGN*** Drawing Pad
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Crunchy
***SIGN*** Crayons
**[14:18] Kazuki**
The rest of the jobs will
require a day trip.
**[14:22] Kazuki**
We can't make it through today
without Kyu-chan's help.
**[14:26] Rei**
And if he finds out about Miri?
**[14:28] Kazuki**
Fatal consequences.
**[14:35] Miri**
Let's go now, Papa!
**[14:38] Kazuki**
Listen, Miri.
**[14:39] Kazuki**
Don't you breathe one word
to him about your papas!
**[14:45] Miri**
Okay! I won't call you "papa," Papa!
**[14:49] Kazuki**
I've got a few doubts here.
**[14:51] Rei**
More than a few.
**[14:54] Kazuki**
Thanks a lot, Kyu-chan.
**[14:57] Kyutaro**
Make sure you meet the deadline.
**[14:58] Kazuki**
W-We know, okay?
**[15:00] Kazuki**
Be a good girl, Miri-chan!
**[15:03] Miri**
Okay, Pa—
**[15:07] Miri**
Have a good trip!
**[15:12] Kyutaro**
Might I ask your name, dear?
**[15:15] Miri**
I'm Unasaka Miri, and I'm four years old!
**[15:18] Kyutaro**
Miri-chan?
**[15:19] Miri**
Yeah!
**[15:20] Kyutaro**
Would you like something to drink?
**[15:23] Miri**
Yeah!
**[15:39] Kyutaro**
It is complete.
**[15:42] Kyutaro**
For you, my princess.
**[15:45] Miri**
Thank you for the drink!
**[15:51] Kyutaro**
What do you think?
**[15:52] Miri**
It tastes like heaven!
**[15:55] Kyutaro**
Heaven?
**[15:56] Miri**
It's so tasty!
**[15:57] Miri**
Thank you, mister!
**[16:00] Kyutaro**
You're very welcome.
**[16:05] Kazuki**
Kyu-chan's more cold-blooded than he looks.
**[16:09] Rei**
He's quite a lady killer as well.
**[16:13] Miri**
I'm gonna marry Kyutaro-san!
**[16:17] Miri**
Mwah!
**[16:18] Kazuki**
A kiss?
**[16:19] Kazuki**
A kiss?!
**[16:20] Kazuki**
We gotta get this job
done and come back ASAP!
**[16:28] Miri**
Hey, hey! Mister!
**[16:30] Kyutaro**
Call me Kyu-chan.
**[16:32] Miri**
Kyu-chan?
**[16:33] Miri**
Kyu-chan!
**[16:35] Kyutaro**
What is it?
**[16:36] Miri**
Are you my papas'...
**[16:37] Miri**
Are you Kazu-kun and Rei-kun's friend?
**[16:41] Kyutaro**
I am.
**[16:42] Miri**
Do you know what job they do?
**[16:44] Kyutaro**
Of course I do.
**[16:46] Miri**
I wanna know about their job!
**[16:49] Miri**
They won't tell me anything!
**[16:54] Kyutaro**
Well, it's understandable
that they'd want to hide it.
**[16:58] Kyutaro**
They both have very special jobs.
**[17:02] Miri**
Special?
**[17:03] Kyutaro**
Yes.
**[17:04] Miri**
Tell me! What's their special jobs?!
**[17:07] Kyutaro**
Kazuki's is...
**[17:11] Kyutaro**
a stand-up comedian.
**[17:13] Miri**
Stand-up comedian?
**[17:16] Kyutaro**
It's a job where you make others laugh.
**[17:18] Kyutaro**
But he frequently bombs, so he's too
embarrassed to tell others about it.
**[17:24] Kyutaro**
He'll be out there on some stage
right now, bombing his heart out.
**[17:30] Miri**
And Rei-kun?
**[17:32] Kyutaro**
He's...
**[17:34] Kyutaro**
a Middle Eastern oil baron.
**[17:36] Miri**
Buh?
**[17:44] Kazuki**
She's gonna be spilling everything!
**[17:46] Kazuki**
There's no way she'll keep quiet!
**[17:48] Kazuki**
It's all gonna be way out there!
**[17:50] Kazuki**
*It's all gonna be way out there!*
**[17:51] Rei**
We'll see.
**[17:53] Kazuki**
*We shoulda just called it off!*
**[17:55] Kazuki**
*There's no way it was happening!*
**[17:57] Kazuki**
*We're both doomed!*
**[17:59] Rei**
Shut up.
**[18:01] Kyutaro**
That's a face?
**[18:03] Miri**
This one's Kazu-kun,
**[18:07] Miri**
and this one's Rei-kun.
**[18:09] Miri**
It's my daycare homework!
**[18:11] Miri**
Drawing my papas'—
**[18:12] Miri**
I mean...
**[18:14] Miri**
Drawing their jobs!
**[18:16] Kyutaro**
You're a talented artist.
**[18:21] Kyutaro**
Miri-chan, don't you want to go home?
**[18:24] Miri**
No, I'm okay.
**[18:27] Kyutaro**
Isn't your family worried about you
staying with people you don't know?
**[18:32] Miri**
I'm okay.
**[18:34] Miri**
Kazu-kun and Rei-kun will
be with me forever!
**[18:38] Kyutaro**
Forever?
**[18:39] Miri**
Yeah. Kazu-kun's food is super delicious.
**[18:44] Miri**
Rei-kun's super good at video games.
**[18:47] Miri**
And it's toasty warm when
we all sleep together!
**[18:52] Kyutaro**
You like those two?
**[18:54] Miri**
Yeah!
**[18:55] Miri**
I love them *so* much!
**[19:01] Kyutaro**
I see.
**[19:06] Kazuki**
We're back! Sorry it's so late!
**[19:08] Kyutaro**
Welcome ba—
**[19:09] Kazuki**
Where's the kid?
**[19:13] Kyutaro**
She just fell asleep.
**[19:16] Kazuki**
Thank you.
**[19:19] Kazuki**
Hey... did she say anything weird?
**[19:24] Kyutaro**
Weird? How?
**[19:25] Kazuki**
Oh, nothing!
**[19:27] Kazuki**
Just glad nothing happened!
**[19:31] Rei**
Let's head home, then.
**[19:34] Miri**
Papa Rei...
**[19:46] Kazuki**
Listen to that kid!
**[19:47] Kazuki**
She says the silliest things in her sleep!
**[19:49] Miri**
Papa Kazuki bombed...
**[19:57] Kazuki**
Well, we're gonna take
her back to her fami—
**[20:00] Kyutaro**
Enough.
**[20:02] Kyutaro**
I know everything.
***SIGN*** Day
***SIGN*** care
***SIGN*** Visiting
***SIGN*** Day
***SIGN*** Parent Presentation
***SIGN*** Parent Presentation
**[20:12] Miri**
Papa Kazuki, thanks for always
making delicious food!
**[20:17] Miri**
Papa Rei, let's play games again some time!
***SIGN*** Comedian
***SIGN*** Oil Baron
**[20:21] Miri**
I love my comedian Papa Kazuki and
oil baron Papa Rei very much!
***SIGN*** Sounds like high income
***SIGN*** I thought they worked together?
***SIGN*** Really?
***SIGN*** I smell money
***SIGN*** I thought they were hosts
***SIGN*** I love performers
***SIGN*** An oil baron!?
**[20:31] Miri**
Papas, please take care and
work hard at your jobs!
**[20:37] Kids**
Oil baron? Wow!
**[20:38] Kids**
I bet they're rich!
**[20:39] Miri**
Papa!
**[20:43] Kazuki**
Thanks for the pictures, Miri.
**[20:45] Rei**
Well done.
**[20:49] Kyutaro**
Payment for the jobs.
**[20:53] Kazuki**
Now we won't have to cut back on spending.
**[20:55] Kazuki**
But Kyu-chan, that was a nasty trick...
**[20:58] Kazuki**
You knew everything and didn't tell us?
**[21:01] Kyutaro**
You should know by now that you
can't hide things from me.
**[21:04] Kazuki**
Well... thanks for giving us a break.
**[21:08] Kyutaro**
I had intended to take action
if the child's presence
**[21:12] Kyutaro**
had once again interfered with your work.
**[21:15] Kyutaro**
I'm sure you're aware that this is grim business,
**[21:18] Kyutaro**
in which human life is exchanged for money.
**[21:21] Kyutaro**
The world will not accept you taking
in a child and playing at family life.
**[21:27] Kyutaro**
And if you do anything to
betray the organization...
**[21:31] Kyutaro**
Rei, you know those awful
consequences better than anyone.
**[21:36] Kyutaro**
Not to mention that we're the
ones who killed her father.
**[21:43] Kyutaro**
But...
**[21:45] Kyutaro**
After spending some time with her,
**[21:48] Kyutaro**
I've begun to understand why you did it.
**[21:52] Kazuki**
Kyu-chan...
**[21:54] Kyutaro**
She's a good kid.
**[21:55] Kyutaro**
And she might just change you both...
**[21:59] Kyutaro**
Though I don't know yet if
it'll be in a good or bad way.
**[22:02] Kazuki**
That's not... why we...
**[22:05] Kyutaro**
We could all die tomorrow.
**[22:08] Kyutaro**
Others might resent us and seek revenge on us.
**[22:11] Kyutaro**
There's a chance that we could put
others in our lives in danger.
**[22:17] Kyutaro**
Are you prepared to accept that?
**[22:25] Kyutaro**
Then don't regret it.
**[22:30] ED**
* The scenery never changes and*
* every day is full of surprises*
**[22:35] ED**
*But those are the best parts*
**[22:40] ED**
* Wrapped around your finger*
* and going in circles*
**[22:45] ED**
*These days are dizzying yet endearing*
**[22:49] ED**
* On your restless nights,*
* I softly whisper a lullaby*
**[22:54] ED**
* And stroke your hair to the*
* rhythm of your breathing*
**[22:59] ED**
* I just want these days to*
* continue as long as possible*
**[23:03] ED**
*Even if it's just a day*
**[23:09] ED**
*I chased after you as you ran barefoot*
**[23:14] ED**
*Maybe one day, you'll surpass me, ah*
**[23:18] ED**
*I wonder what tomorrow's going to be like*
**[23:23] ED**
*Why don't we walk together?*
**[23:28] ED**
*This will always be our place to come home to*
**[23:33] ED**
*And it'll shine down on our sadness*
**[23:37] ED**
*That's all right, yeah, that's okay*
**[23:42] ED**
*Let's try to share our love together*
**[23:47] ED**
*Let the light always shine upon hope*
**[23:50] ED**
*When the future is unpredictable*