E5 - Frightening! Chili Shrimps Falling Down Like Snowflakes!

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[00:06] NG Boys A
    Pick up the pace!
[00:08] NG Boys A
    If you don't make enough before the war,
    the Emperor will toss you in prison!
[00:13] NG Boys A
    Hey! Get your shit together!
[00:18] NG Boys A
    Who the hell are you?
[00:21] Matakara
    I'm from Minato Kai. Asamine Matakara.
[00:23] Matakara
    I have business with Shindo.
[00:25] NG Boys A
    He's from Minato!
[00:26] NG Boys C
    You punk!
[00:33] Matakara
    This is what they're planning?
[00:41] Akutaro
    Welcome, Asamine Matakara-kun
    of the Minato Kai.
[00:46] Matakara
    Shindo.
[00:48] Matakara
    I have something to ask you.
[00:50] Akutaro
    What might that be?
[00:51] Akutaro
    Oh, that's right! We're entertaining
    a special guest right now.
[00:56] Akutaro
    Come on, AJ!
[00:59] Arajin
    You called?
[01:03] Matakara
    Ara-chan?!
SIGN    #05 Frightening! Chili Shrimps Falling Down Like Snowflakes!
[02:35] Matakara
    Ara-chan! What are you doing?
[02:39] Arajin
    P-Playing king's orders.
[02:42] Akutaro
    Are you guys friends?
[02:44] Arajin
    No, it's not like that at all!
[02:50] Arajin
    What the hell are you here for?
[02:52] Matakara
    Ara-chan, this war between Minato and Siguma
[02:56] Matakara
    is all a trap that he set up!
[02:59] Akutaro
    I haven't the slightest idea what you mean.
[03:02] Matakara
    In that case, I'll do this the hard way.
[03:04] Arajin
    Give it up! Just go, Matakara.
[03:07] Matakara
    Move it. He's behind everything!
[03:10] Arajin
    What the hell is going on?
[03:14] Senya
    Could that really be him?
[03:17] Akutaro
    All right. Go ahead and ask me...
[03:21] Akutaro
    the hard way.
[03:35] Akutaro
    Yeah, as if.
[03:42] Akutaro
    Good boy.
[03:48] Akutaro
    If you're the number two now,
    Minato must've sunk to a new low.
[03:53] Senya
    With kicks like that, there's no mistake.
[03:56] Senya
    He must have Ichiya inside him!
[04:01] Otomi
    Okay, okay.
[04:05] Otomi
    Today's the day...
[04:15] Momotari
    Welcome in!
[04:17] Momotari
    The usual again today?
[04:23] Otomi
    Jasmine-chan, please.
[04:24] Momotari
    Okay, extra helping of Jasmine-chan!
[04:27] Otomi
    U-Um... Would you please cheer up?
[04:31] Otomi
    Here, a present! It's a choker.
[04:34] Otomi
    I'm sure it'll look great on you, Jasmine-chan!
[04:38] Zabu
    Why the hell won't you pick up?
[04:40] Zabu
    Matakara!
[04:57] Arajin
    Are you okay?
[04:58] Matakara
    Why are you hanging out with a guy like that?
[05:01] Matakara
    Also...
[05:03] Matakara
    why are you naked?
[05:06] Arajin
    Well, that's...
[05:10] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Oh, how I remember the pain.
[05:16] (Flashback) Arajin
    Ew. How is he able to get up?
[05:22] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Come on.
[05:23] (Flashback) Arajin
    You piece of—
[05:24] (Flashback) Senya
    Arajin!
[05:25] (Flashback) Arajin
    I wanna lose my virginity!
[05:31] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Oh, so you're a cherry boy?
[05:34] (Flashback) Arajin
    Wh-What's wrong with that?!
[05:37] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Nothing wrong at all.
[05:40] (Flashback) Akutaro
    We all start that way, after all!
[06:09] (Flashback) NG Girls C
    Ooh! How cute!
[06:12] (Flashback) NG Girls A
    Well, now...
[06:15] (Flashback) NG Girls all
    Who's the king?
[06:23] Arajin
    So I... well...
[06:25] Senya
    Yeah, kinda embarrassing.
[06:28] Arajin
    Shut up!
[06:29] Arajin
    I-I've got my own reasons, anyway.
[06:32] Arajin
    But why can't you just drop it?
    Fights like this happen all the time.
[06:36] Matakara
    A fight that's rigged like this
    isn't a real fight, though!
[06:41] Arajin
    Huh? What are you talking
    about? "A real fight"?
[06:43] Arajin
    This is so stupid.
[06:45] Matakara
    What happened to you?
[06:47] Matakara
    You were always way more
    into Honki People than I was!
[06:51] Arajin
    How many times do I have to tell you?
[06:53] Arajin
    I don't give a damn about Honki People!
[06:55] Akutaro
    Oh?
[06:56] Akutaro
    You two seem to have
    a very special relationship.
[07:01] Akutaro
    Come on, AJ.
[07:03] Akutaro
    Everybody's waiting for you.
[07:10] Matakara
    Ara-chan, I...
[07:12] Matakara
    I've always believed in you!
[07:14] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[07:16] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    What do we have here? Playing superhero?
[07:24] (Flashback) Matakara (5th grade)
    This is for real!
[07:26] (Flashback) Matakara (5th grade)
    We're training to become Honki People!
[07:27] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    That's so dorky! What the hell
    are Honki People, anyway?
[07:31] (Flashback) Arajin (5th grade)
    Let's go, man.
[07:34] (Flashback) Arajin (5th grade)
    Just forget about these guys!
[07:36] (Flashback) Matakara (5th grade)
    But they're making fun of Honki People!
[07:40] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    Well, you are "for real" a total dumbass, kid.
[07:44] (Flashback) Arajin (5th grade)
    Matakara!
[08:02] (Flashback) Arajin (5th grade)
    Matakara...
[08:04] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    That's cold, man.
    Just throw your pal under the bus?
[08:08] (Flashback) Arajin (5th grade)
    But I can't... I can't do anything!
[08:12] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    Next...
[08:14] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    It's your turn!
[08:19] (Flashback) Middle schooler B
    He ran away!
[08:25] Arajin
    Quit reminding me of shit like that!
[08:40] Jabashiri
    So they showed up.
[08:42] Jabashiri
    We'll take those Minato scum and
    slaughter the whole lot of them!
[08:50] Mahoro
    Once he finishes off that triple-fundoshi
    gorilla, Brother will graduate Siguma,
[08:55] Mahoro
    and then he'll be all mine!
[08:57] Mahoro
    But he did get really hurt before.
[08:59] Mahoro
    Jeez! What happened to that stone
    pervert guy and his blockhead friend?
[09:17] Akutaro
    Everyone, we have a special guest! This is AJ!
[09:20] Arajin
    Glad to be here!
[09:22] NG Boys & Girls
    Yay!
[09:22] NG Boys & Girls
    Hooray!
[09:23] NG Boys & Girls
    AJ!
[09:24] Akutaro
    AJ is actually in Siguma right now,
[09:27] Akutaro
    but he says he doesn't vibe with them at all!
[09:29] Akutaro
    And of course he doesn't!
    The head of their gang is nonsense!
[09:33] Akutaro
    He's a super lame, rotten freak, am I right?
[09:37] NG Boys A
    He's nonsense!
[09:38] NG Boys I
    Lame and rotten!
[09:40] Akutaro
    That all you got?
[09:42] NG Boys U
    Lame piece of shit!
[09:43] NG Boys Ki
    Frickin' nonsense!
[09:44] NG Boys O
    Rotten chickenshit asshole!
[09:46] Akutaro
    Okay, okay.
[09:48] Akutaro
    So dump that Siguma trash and come join us.
[09:51] Arajin
    Uh, I guess I do want to learn
    a little more about NG! Yeah...
[09:56] NG Girls
    Hi!
[09:58] Akutaro
    Well, listen up, then.
    E-4 is the motto we go by here.
[10:02] Arajin
    Huh... Meaning?
[10:04] Akutaro
    Energy!
[10:06] Akutaro
    Enjoy!
[10:09] Akutaro
    Ecstasy!
[10:12] Akutaro
    Hey, say it!
[10:13] NG Boys & Girls
    Emperor!
[10:16] Arajin
    Emperor!
[10:18] Arajin
    This is so dumb!
[10:20] Akutaro
    Well, then.
[10:22] Akutaro
    The final battle between Minato
    and Siguma is about to begin,
[10:26] Akutaro
    so I want you all to murder out there.
[10:29] Akutaro
    If you don't,
[10:31] Akutaro
    it'll be me murdering you instead.
[10:34] NG Boys
    Murder them! Murder them!
[10:38] NG Boys
    Murder them! Murder them!
[10:38] Arajin
    These guys don't seem right.
[10:40] Senya
    Hmph. A fight isn't something
    you do because you're told to.
[10:44] Arajin
    Do you even hear yourself?
[10:50] Akutaro
    It's just about time.
[10:52] Akutaro
    Shall we go?
[10:54] Arajin
    Um, but where to?
[10:56] Akutaro
    What did I just say?
[10:58] Akutaro
    When Minato and Siguma meet to take each
    other out, we're gonna round them all up and...
[11:08] Akutaro
    finish them off.
[11:11] Senya
    So it is just like Matakara said.
[11:20] Matakara
    Ara-chan! Ara-chan!
[11:28] Matakara
    Ara-chan, have you actually
[11:31] Matakara
    completely given up on
    becoming Honki People?
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Ara
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Takara
[11:45] (Flashback) Arajin
    It's a best friend stone!
[11:48] (Flashback) Arajin
    Let's become Honki People together!
[11:51] Matakara
    That's right.
[11:53] Matakara
    There's no way Ara-chan would
    give up on his dream to be Honki.
[11:57] Matakara
    That's not who he is!
[12:05] Zabu
    Matakara...
[12:06] Komao
    It's almost time!
[12:08] Komao
    They're gonna pay for what they did!
[12:12] Komao
    Hey, Zabu? Where the hell are you going?
[12:20] Marito
    Today, we finally settle the score,
[12:25] Marito
    Kenichiro.
[12:27] Jabashiri
    Marito-kun! Let him have it!
[12:29] Siguma guys
    Yeah!
[12:29] Mahoro
    What is that? What is that body?!
[12:30] Siguma guys
    That's right!
[12:32] Mahoro
    A god? Is my brother actually a god?!
[12:38] Akutaro
    When you were talking to Matakara-kun
    earlier, he said something about Honki People.
[12:44] Arajin
    Yeah, it's how we used to play as kids.
[12:50] Arajin
    But he still hasn't grown out of it.
[12:55] Arajin
    What a pain in the ass.
[12:58] Akutaro
    Have you visited Honki Shrine recently?
[13:01] Arajin
    Huh?
[13:02] Senya
    Tell him you haven't.
[13:05] Arajin
    I don't think so.
[13:08] Akutaro
    Oh.
[13:11] Akutaro
    I'm really starting to feel
    like we're gonna get along.
[13:17] Arajin
    Huh?
[13:19] Akutaro
    I want to make you my right-hand man.
[13:22] Akutaro
    So join me.
[13:25] Arajin
    Yeah, that's way too much
    responsibility for me!
[13:28] Arajin
    And those guys all have that
    weird look in their eyes.
[13:31] Akutaro
    You might end up toasting your cherry
    goodbye with the NG Girls, though.
[13:49] Mahoro
    Pow!
[13:52] Arajin
    Ah, I can't make up my mind!
[13:55] Akutaro
    AJ, you can have everything you want!
[13:58] Arajin
    Everything?
[14:00] Akutaro
    Yeah! You have to do whatever
    it takes to get what you want.
[14:05] Akutaro
    Just like I'm going to get
    everything I want today.
[14:10] Akutaro
    Minato and Siguma... and then...
[14:14] Akutaro
    Kenichiro! I'm going to crush them all!
[14:19] Arajin
    Um, do you mind if I ask why?
[14:22] Arajin
    Why don't you just leave those guys alone?
SIGN    Minato Kai
[15:02] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Senpai, you're too stubborn.
[15:05] (Flashback) Akutaro
    The fight is over.
[15:07] (Flashback) Senpai B
    No, it's not.
[15:09] (Flashback) Senpai B
    You haven't won the fight yet!
[15:15] (Flashback) Senpai B
    Your kicks are too weak.
[15:21] (Flashback) Akutaro
    I said back off already!
[15:35] (Flashback) Akutaro
    What is this?
[15:37] (Flashback) Akutaro
    I won, didn't I? I'm the one who won!
[15:41] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Isn't that right, Ken-san?
[15:43] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Ken-san?
[15:45] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Wait...
[15:46] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Wait! Hey!
[15:48] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Turn and face me!
[15:50] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Kenichiro!
[16:00] Akutaro
    I am the one.
[16:01] Akutaro
    I am the one who will bring
    Kenichiro to his knees.
[16:05] Akutaro
    And I decided that if anyone gets in my way,
[16:08] Akutaro
    no matter who they are, I will kill them.
[16:12] Arajin
    Wow, you sure do hold a grudge.
[16:16] Akutaro
    Let's just say that I'm dedicated.
[16:19] Akutaro
    But aren't you and I alike that way?
[16:22] Arajin
    Huh?
[16:23] Arajin
    I think I'm more of a pacifist.
[16:26] Arajin
    So this type of deal
    isn't my thing, you know?
[16:30] Akutaro
    But you still want to say
    "cherry, goodbye." Don't you?
[16:33] Arajin
    Well, that is true.
[16:38] Akutaro
    You know, what all girls
    really want is a strong man.
[16:44] NG Girls
    AJ!
[16:46] Mahoro
    Heart!
[16:49] Arajin
    Then I'll show them what true
    manly strength looks like.
[16:59] Komao
    Come on, Zabu! What is that bozo doing?
[17:01] Komao
    It's about to start!
[17:14] Minato guys
    Now that's a man!
[17:15] Minato guys
    Ken-san. I love you, man.
[17:16] Minato guys
    A man among men.
[17:17] Minato guys
    I'm getting chills!
[17:17] Mahoro
    If Brother fights that thing,
    he'll be broken in half!
[17:22] Mahoro
    What the heck are those guys doing?
[17:24] Mahoro
    Hurry up, stone perv! Blockhead!
[17:28] NG Boys A
    You asked for it, you—
[17:30] Zabu
    This is Zabu Kakeru from Minato Kai!
[17:33] Zabu
    Matakara? You here?
[17:38] Matakara
    Just in time!
[17:40] Zabu
    Are you okay?
[17:41] Matakara
    You have to hurry.
    Shindo is headed to the Coliseum!
[17:49] Akutaro
    So, shall we let them snuff each other out?
[17:53] NG Boys
    Murder them! Murder them!
[17:57] NG Boys
    Murder them! Murder them!
[18:02] NG Boys
    Murder them! Murder them!
[18:02] Senya
    It's so damn pathetic
    that they need weapons.
[18:05] Senya
    Where the hell is their manly pride? Right?
[18:09] Senya
    Hey. Where do you think you're going?
[18:12] Arajin
    Well, you know.
    To lose my virginity, you know?
[18:16] Arajin
    I don't wanna get stuck in some stupid war!
[18:18] Senya
    Huh?! But if you get into it here,
    our merge rate will go through the roof!
[18:22] Senya
    Don't you chicken out!
[18:24] Arajin
    Impossible!
[18:25] Senya
    Hey!
[18:27] Akutaro
    Where are you off to, AJ?
[18:29] Arajin
    Um, to the toilet.
[18:32] Akutaro
    It seems you're still conflicted.
[18:34] Akutaro
    Once we crush Siguma,
    that babe will be ours, you know.
[18:38] Arajin
    That babe?
[18:41] Akutaro
    Jin Marito has a little sister
    named Mahoro, you see.
[18:45] Akutaro
    She's a real cutie.
[18:47] Akutaro
    Well, not really my type, though.
[18:54] Senya
    What the...
[18:56] Akutaro
    But she has a nice face, at least. Maybe we
    could put that bird on display, you know?
[19:01] Arajin
    On display?
[19:05] Senya
    My body...
[19:07] Akutaro
    Wouldn't it be a great look if I kept their
    boss's little sister around to service me?
[19:12] Akutaro
    What do they call that, a trophy girl?
[19:15] Senya
    I-I'm hot!
[19:18] Akutaro
    You know, AJ, I could even
    pass her to you once in a while.
[19:29] Arajin & Senya
    Heave!
[19:40] Arajin
    Huh?
[19:41] Senya
    What the hell was that?
[19:46] Arajin
    I'm gonna blow!
[19:55] Akutaro
    There's no mistake.
[19:56] Akutaro
    He's got Senya inside him!
[20:06] Komao
    You Siguma trash!
[20:08] Komao
    We're gonna wipe the floor with you!
[20:11] Jabashiri
    Nothing can stop me from
    getting revenge for Outa-kun!
[20:46] Matakara
    Guys! Listen to me!
[20:49] Matakara
    This is a setup!
[20:51] Matakara
    Shindo Akutaro from NG
    set this whole thing up!
[20:56] Boys
    Yeah, right!
[20:56] Boys
    Shut the hell up!
[20:58] Boys
    Quit screwing with us!
[21:01] Zabu
    The Minato armband that was...
    found next to Outa-kun...
[21:06] Zabu
    It was mine! Shindo stole it from me!
[21:10] Zabu
    I'm so sorry!
[21:12] Guys
    Huh?
[21:12] Guys
    Quit talking shit!
[21:13] Guys
    What's NG got to do with anything?
[21:16] Matakara
    Ken-san!
[21:22] Zabu
    Matakara!
[21:29] Matakara
    Ara-chan?
[21:30] Senya
    What a great haul!
[21:32] Senya
    Let's beat these guys up! Hey!
[21:36] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[21:37] Matakara
    You actually came!
[21:40] Akutaro
    Why hasn't anything started yet?!
[21:43] Akutaro
    Damn it!
[21:44] Minato guy
    It's the NG!
[21:45] Siguma guy
    What is going on?
[21:48] Matakara
    Ken-san, please stop this war!
[21:51] Marito
    None of that matters anymore.
[21:56] Marito
    Does it, Kenichiro?
[22:00] Matakara
    Oh, no...
SIGN    Minato Kai
SIGN    "Nira-Reba"-lution 21!
SIGN    Much Much Friendship!
[23:45] Mahoro
    Bucchigi-you again next week!