E4 - Stop the War! ~Sometimes You Gotta Eat Goya Chanpuru~

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[00:01] Matakara
    What business do you have here?
[00:04] Marito
    I've got a debt to repay.
[00:07] Marito
    Show your face, Kenichiro!
[00:25] Zabu
    Matakara!
[00:28] Matakara
    Why?
[00:29] Matakara
    Please at least tell us the reason.
[00:32] Jabashiri
    Answer that yourself, chickenshit!
[00:35] Siguma 1
    Screw you, punk!
[00:36] Officer B
    You're the ones playing dirty!
[00:38] Siguma 2
    I'll smash your face in!
[00:39] Zabu
    Who the hell do you
    think you are, Jabashiri?
[00:41] Zabu
    You're the asshole cowards who
    ganged up and jumped our guys
[00:44] Zabu
    and left them spread out like that!
[00:46] Jabashiri
    Like what?
[00:48] Zabu
    You stuck them in those
    flashy boxers! Right?!
[00:51] Jabashiri
    Huh?! Well, you strung our
    guys up in trashy fundoshi!
[00:55] Zabu
    The hell you talking about,
    you dick-wagging boxer freak?!
[00:58] Jabashiri
    You're the one with his dick
    hanging out, you little prick!
[01:05] Komao
    Zabu! Why, you...
[01:07] Matakara
    Hold it!
[01:09] Matakara
    Zabu, calm down!
SIGN    Minato Kai
[01:14] Matakara
    What's that?
[01:16] Marito
    Oh, this little thing?
[01:18] Marito
    It was lying on the ground next to Outa.
[01:22] Matakara
    Minato guys would never
    do something so cowardly.
[01:25] Matakara
    Even you must realize that!
[01:37] Marito
    If you're saying it isn't Minato,
[01:39] Marito
    then bring the guys who got Outa
    to the Coliseum this time tomorrow.
[01:45] Marito
    If you don't, it's war.
[01:47] Matakara
    You can't...
[01:49] Marito
    Kenichiro.
[01:52] Marito
    This time, we're going to settle it.
[02:08] Matakara
    Ken-san...
SIGN    #04 Stop the War! 
Sometimes You Gotta Eat Goya Chanpuru
[03:45] Senya
    You're really gettin' into it!
[03:50] (Flashback) Mahoro
    Do it for me. Defeat my brother!
[03:54] Arajin
    Sure! I'll defeat your brother, babe!
[04:00] Arajin
    Wait.
[04:01] Senya
    What's wrong?
[04:02] (Flashback) Mahoro
    If you hurt my brother again, I'll kill you.
[04:05] Arajin
    Um, so I can't leave a mark on his face,
    but still I have to defeat him?
[04:11] Arajin
    Hmm? Does that make sense?
[04:14] Senya
    Of course it does! Punch him
    in the gut and take him out.
[04:18] Arajin
    Oh, that's it!
[04:20] Arajin
    Swing-swing! Get him
    in the body, take him out.
[04:23] Arajin
    Then get with Mahoro-chan
    and swing-swing, swing-swing,
[04:25] Arajin
    swing-a-ling!
[04:29] Arajin
    Er, huh? Seems kinda stuffy.
[04:35] Hagure
    So because of that,
    we're going to war with Minato.
[04:39] Arajin
    I don't wanna get involved in this!
[04:41] Hagure
    Things look really bad this time.
[04:44] Samaru
    We're gonna slaughter
    every last Minato asshole!
[04:47] Siguma I
    Don't let them get away alive!
[04:49] Hagure
    The only thing that would come
    from a Siguma-Minato war
[04:52] Hagure
    is a battle without honor or humanity!
[04:55] Hagure
    Revenge upon revenge,
    washing blood away with more blood.
[04:58] Hagure
    An endless hell!
[05:01] Senya
    Time for the festivities to begin!
[05:04] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go! Bucchigiri!
[05:07] Arajin
    Shut your face.
[05:10] Arajin
    So how is Marito-san taking all this?
[05:13] Hagure
    Well...
[05:15] Jabashiri
    I think he's focused on
    settling his beef with Doman.
[05:19] Arajin
    Marito-san and that old
    geezer are... settling it?
SIGN    Aabar Bath
[05:23] Komao
    I got a major fight boner!
[05:25] Komao
    Let's pile those Siguma punks up and
    send them all to the hospital, yeah?
[05:31] Matakara
    Talk when you've finished chewing, okay?
[05:33] Komao
    Nom, nom!
[05:36] Matakara
    But I wonder about this.
[05:40] Zabu
    What? Are you anti-war or something?
[05:44] Matakara
    I mean,
[05:46] Matakara
    Minato Kai has always been about man-to-man
    combat. About pursuing our true strength.
[05:51] Komao
    Doesn't that belong to Mitsukuni-san?
[05:55] Matakara
    Yeah.
[06:04] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    Matakara.
[06:06] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    A Honki Person would never...
[06:10] (Flashback) Matakara
    ...run away.
[06:19] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    Keep working to become Honki.
[06:21] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    If anyone can do it, you can.
[06:26] Matakara
    I want to keep my promise to my brother.
[06:30] Matakara
    And to the Minato Kai
    he cares so much about.
[06:35] Zabu
    Minato's legendary 42nd leader,
    Asamine Mitsukuni,
[06:41] Zabu
    is someone we always looked up to.
[06:44] Zabu
    Doesn't he get out of juvie soon?
[06:47] Matakara
    Mm-hmm.
[06:50] Komao
    Those Siguma punks!
[06:52] Komao
    There's no way Minato would
    ambush someone like that!
[07:00] Matakara
    I've got something to do.
[07:02] Komao
    Hey! You aren't eating this?
[07:04] Matakara
    It's yours.
[07:05] Komao
    Yes! I'll take the wiener.
[07:08] Komao
    Broccoli for you.
[07:10] Komao
    Hey, you haven't been wearing your
    jacket recently. Where's your armband?
[07:15] Zabu
    Y-Yeah... I hung it out to dry
    and some crows flew away with it.
[07:19] Komao
    Crows? Flew away with it, you say?
[07:29] Komao
    Was it you?!
[07:30] Komao
    I'll grill you into yakitori
    and eat you, damn birds!
SIGN    Just leave
    me alone!
SIGN    I can't leave
    you alone!
SIGN    Let go!
SIGN    Takagi-kun...
SIGN    Natsukawa-san...
SIGN    I have to tell 
    you that I...
[07:39] Zabu
    Lame.
[07:41] Akutaro
    Hi!
[07:42] Akutaro
    You're Zabu-kun from Minato, right?
[07:44] Zabu
    What would a half-assed NG like you want?
[07:47] Akutaro
    Just to introduce myself.
[07:49] Akutaro
    How do you do? My name is Shindo Akutaro.
[07:54] Akutaro
    Nice to meet you.
[07:56] Zabu
    So you're the dude they
    call Emperor or whatever?
[07:59] Zabu
    Banished from Minato half a year ago
    but still acting the tough guy, huh?
[08:03] Akutaro
    Oh, don't be so cranky. Let's be friendly.
[08:07] Zabu
    Like hell!
[08:08] Zabu
    You're just some small fry with a
    head to match. Quit tryin' to show off.
SIGN    Minato Kai
[08:29] Akutaro
    Well, you just lost miserably
    to this small fry.
[08:34] Zabu
    It was so pathetic, I can't tell anyone.
[08:39] Senya
    Once we get home, back to training!
[08:41] Arajin
    There's no need. Marito-san and
    Ken-san are gonna fight each other.
[08:45] Senya
    Huh? So what?
[08:47] Arajin
    You sure are slow! Listen up.
[08:50] Arajin
    If Marito-san happens to win...
[08:57] Marito
    I have achieved all I desired.
[09:00] Marito
    I'm leaving the rest to you, Ara-teen.
[09:05] Arajin
    You can rely on me, Brother.
[09:08] Arajin
    And if Ken-san wins...
[09:13] Marito
    It's up to you now, Ara-teen.
[09:17] Arajin
    You have no reason to worry.
    I will lead Siguma!
[09:29] Mahoro
    Arajin-kun!
[09:32] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
[09:34] Yayako
    Oh, my! You've become
    such a handsome young man!
[09:37] Yayako
    So you were going to the same school?
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~
    Chinese Restaurant
[09:39] Yayako
    He doesn't tell me a thing!
[09:42] Arajin
    I'm back.
[09:43] Yayako
    Welcome home! Arajin...
[09:45] Arajin
    Huh?
[09:46] Yayako
    You have a visitor!
[09:55] Arajin
    You can't just show up at my home.
[09:58] Matakara
    Sorry.
[09:59] Arajin
    What the hell do you want?
[10:00] Arajin
    Make it quick. I'm hungry.
[10:04] Matakara
    How's Siguma going?
[10:05] Arajin
    It's fine.
[10:07] Matakara
    Tomorrow, we're going to war
    with Siguma. You've heard, right?
[10:11] Matakara
    Are you going to fight, too?
[10:13] Arajin
    I don't know.
[10:15] Arajin
    Depends on the situation.
[10:17] Matakara
    I want you to stop Marito-kun.
    I'm sure you'd be able to convince him.
[10:22] Arajin
    Why me? It's none of my business.
[10:26] Matakara
    Our guys would never ambush someone
    like that. I doubt Siguma would, either.
[10:31] Matakara
    And... I've got a really bad feeling.
[10:34] Matakara
    So please. This must be some
    kind of misunderstanding.
[10:37] Matakara
    We can't fight over something like this.
[10:40] Matakara
    That isn't what Honki People do!
[10:42] Arajin
    I said it's none of my business.
[10:45] Matakara
    But I know you can do it!
[10:47] Matakara
    I have faith in you, Ara-chan!
[10:49] Matakara
    Quit talking like a little kid!
[10:53] Senya
    He gets so worked up
    when Matakara is around.
[10:59] Matakara
    You always stood by me, Ara-chan.
[11:04] (Flashback) Arajin
    This is for you.
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Ara
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Takara
[11:10] (Flashback) Arajin
    Give it here.
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Ara
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Takara
[11:19] (Flashback) Matakara
    That's so cool!
[11:22] (Flashback) Arajin
    It's a best friend stone!
[11:24] (Flashback) Arajin
    Let's become Honki People together!
[11:29] (Flashback) Matakara
    Yeah!
[11:33] Matakara
    I still want that.
[11:35] Matakara
    I want to become a Honki Person with you!
[11:42] Arajin
    Just get out! Get out!
[11:44] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[11:45] Arajin
    That's ancient history!
    I don't want to hear it!
[11:50] Yayako
    What, what, what? They've got so much angst!
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
[12:00] Senya
    Hey, did something happen
    between you and Matakara?
[12:04] Senya
    Come on, tell me! Something happened, right?
[12:07] Senya
    Hello? Are you even listening?
[12:10] Senya
    Hey!
[12:13] Arajin
    Shut! Up!
SIGN    Bro gets home! 2 PM
[12:33] Matakara
    Brother,
[12:35] Matakara
    I don't know what to do.
[12:42] Matakara
    Please come home soon.
[12:53] Mahoro
    I know you love these, Big Brother.
[12:55] Mahoro
    Here, open wide.
[12:57] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
[12:59] Arajin
    It's finally happening.
[13:02] Arajin
    I'm sure your brother will
    take the top in today's war.
[13:06] Arajin
    When that happens, he'll be able to rest
    assured and graduate from the gang.
[13:09] Arajin
    Of course, I, his trusted companion,
    will be asked to take over for him.
[13:14] Arajin
    I'm sure of that.
[13:22] Yayako
    Goya Chanpuru, bitter
    as youthful angst. For you!
[13:26] Arajin
    It ain't even Chinese?!
[13:27] Mahoro
    Oh, right.
[13:29] Mahoro
    Once he finishes off that triple-fundoshi
    gorilla, Brother will be able to graduate,
[13:35] Mahoro
    and then I won't need you anymore.
[13:37] Arajin
    Um, "won't need" in what sense, exactly?
[13:43] Matakara
    Can I have a minute?
[13:45] Arajin
    Matakara?
[13:46] Arajin
    Back off, man. I don't care what you say—
[13:49] Matakara
    Jin-san, I'd like to talk to you.
[13:52] Arajin
    Huh?
[13:54] Matakara
    About Marito-kun.
[14:00] Arajin
    You really should stay away
    from these Minato guys.
[14:03] Arajin
    Hullo, hullo?
[14:09] Arajin
    Um...
[14:11] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan?
[14:21] Arajin
    No way. Is he...
[14:23] Arajin
    asking Mahoro-chan out?
[14:25] Senya
    Well, he is a lot manlier than you.
[14:28] Senya
    What chance do you have now?
[14:31] Mahoro
    So? What about my brother?
[14:33] Matakara
    The war between Minato
    and Siguma is about to begin,
[14:37] Matakara
    but there's something strange about it.
[14:39] Matakara
    Like, they aren't acting like themselves.
[14:41] Mahoro
    Could you get to the point?
[14:44] Matakara
    I'd like you to convince
    Marito-kun to stop the war.
[14:47] Mahoro
    Are you kidding?
    You called me out here for that?
[14:51] Mahoro
    I'm going.
[14:52] Matakara
    You aren't worried at all for Marito-kun?
[14:55] Matakara
    They're all acting so bloodthirsty.
[14:57] Matakara
    At this rate, they might
    end up killing each other.
[15:05] Mahoro
    He wouldn't listen to what I say anyway.
[15:12] Matakara
    Then persuade Ara-chan to stop Marito-kun!
[15:15] Mahoro
    Huh? There's no way he could handle that.
[15:19] Matakara
    Yes, he can.
[15:20] Matakara
    Ara-chan definitely can.
[15:24] Mahoro
    This is going nowhere.
[15:25] Matakara
    Wait!
[15:28] Mahoro
    I told you. Get your stinking hands off me,
     you sick blockhead!
[15:41] Arajin
    H-H-H-Hug—
[15:42] Arajin
    Huggi-huggi-huggi-hugging?!
[15:45] Senya
    Hey! Are you okay!
[15:47] Senya
    Don't die! Don't die on me!
[15:49] Senya
    Pull yourself together, man!
[15:52] Matakara
    I care too much about Minato
[15:55] Matakara
    to see them get into
    a misguided war like this.
[15:58] Matakara
    I want to keep my promise to my big brother!
[16:04] Matakara
    Oh, sorry!
[16:05] Matakara
    You probably couldn't breathe.
[16:10] Mahoro
    You've got a big brother, too?
[16:11] Matakara
    Huh? Yeah.
[16:14] Matakara
    There's a reason I can't see him right now,
[16:17] Matakara
    but he's coming home soon.
[16:24] Arajin
    Hey, is the sky up there pretty big?
[16:28] Arajin
    Beyond the clouds, I bet there's
    an island I've never seen before.
[16:35] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan?
[16:37] Mahoro
    Stand up.
[16:44] Mahoro
    Go make my brother stop the war.
[16:48] Arajin
    Huh?
[16:52] Mahoro
    Pow.
[16:57] Arajin
    Your wish is my command!
[17:03] Arajin
    Oh, crap. I'm out of time!
[17:08] Arajin
    Um, Marito-san.
[17:10] Arajin
    I understand that you are preparing
    for hostilities with Minato...
[17:13] Marito
    Yeah? So?
[17:14] Arajin
    Oh, nothing! It just sounds so fun!
[17:18] Arajin
    No way, no way, no way! There's
    no way I can stop him, Mahoro-chan!
[17:21] Marito
    Ara-teen, you want a Maji Kebab, too?
[17:23] Arajin
    I actually just had a bento, so—
[17:29] Arajin
    Wow! It's piping hot!
[17:33] Arajin
    I'll just dig right in!
[17:38] Marito
    I eat and eat, but it never
    satisfies my hunger.
SIGN    Minato Kai
[17:46] Minato I
    Let 'em have it!
[17:46] Minato A
    Don't go easy on 'em!
[17:48] Minato guys
    We'll show them!
[17:48] Komao
    We're gonna murder every
    last one of those Sigumas!
[17:50] Minato guys
    They'll get what's coming to them!
[18:07] Minato guys
    Ken-san! Let's go!
[18:07] Matakara
    Ken-san! Please listen
    to what I have to say.
[18:10] Matakara
    Ara-chan is talking to Marito-kun right now!
[18:13] Matakara
    So just...
SIGN    The Time Has Come to Settle This
[18:19] Matakara
    Oh, no...
[18:26] Minato guys
    It's war!
[18:28] Minato guys
    We're gonna humiliate them!
[18:31] Minato guys
    We'll show them!
[18:48] Zabu
    Matakara...
[18:53] Zabu
    I...
[19:00] Otomi
    Oh, dear... What to do?
[19:02] Otomi
    Yeah, I just have to quit.
[19:04] Otomi
    Yeah... huh?
[19:06] Otomi
    Oh, come on!
[19:13] Momotari
    Welcome in!
[19:16] Momotari
    The same for today?
[19:19] Otomi
    I'll take Jasmine-chan.
[19:20] Momotari
    Okay, one Jasmine-chan combo!
[19:23] Otomi
    I, uh, I'm sorry I haven't
    been around. Are you mad?
[19:27] Otomi
    I'm sorry! I said I'm sorry!
[19:29] Otomi
    No, there isn't anyone else!
    I only have eyes for you!
[19:32] Otomi
    Please, you have to believe me!
[19:36] Arajin
    What do I do now?
    If I can't convince Marito-san,
[19:40] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan is gonna be through with me.
[19:43] Senya
    She and Matakara were hitting it off.
[19:49] Arajin
    H-H-H-Hug—
[19:50] Arajin
    Huggi-huggi-huggi-hugging?!
[19:50] Senya
    Hey! Pull it together!
[19:57] Akutaro
    Out of the way, sonny.
[19:59] Akutaro
    And quit grunting like that. It's a turnoff.
[20:02] Akutaro
    Why don't you run along home, little buddy,
[20:05] Akutaro
    and rub one out or something?
[20:07] Arajin
    What was that,
    Mr. High-and-Mighty Four-Eyes?
[20:11] Arajin
    Right now, I'm...
[20:12] Arajin
    under a hell of a lot of pressure!
[20:16] Zabu
    Shindo Akutaro.
[20:18] Zabu
    He's the guy who got Outa-kun.
[20:22] Matakara
    So Shindo set all of this up?
[20:25] Zabu
    I'm sorry. It's my fault.
[20:30] Matakara
    Nah.
[20:32] Matakara
    Thanks for telling me.
[20:34] Zabu
    Matakara...
[20:37] Matakara
    I'm going.
[20:39] Zabu
    Going? Where?
[20:41] Matakara
    Even if I tell Marito-kun,
    I doubt he'll believe me.
[20:46] Matakara
    So I'll go straight to Shindo instead.
[20:53] Senya
    Using a weapon, you coward?!
[20:56] Senya
    Let's show him!
[20:58] Senya
    The fruits of our training!
[21:01] Arajin
    Oh, yeah!
[21:02] Senya
    Your...
[21:03] Arajin
    My...
[21:04] Arajin & Senya
    ...wish is...
[21:07] Arajin
    ...to lose my virginity!
[21:11] Senya
    Bucchigiri!
[21:16] Akutaro
    You don't have a chance! Not a chance!
[21:20] Akutaro
    What?! No effect?
[21:28] Arajin & Senya
    One more shot!
[21:29] Arajin & Senya
    Heave-ho!
[21:37] Arajin
    Well, that's that.
[21:38] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go! Bucchigiri!
[21:43] Senya
    Our merge rate is going up! All right!
[21:50] Akutaro
    Oh, how I remember the pain.
[22:01] Arajin
    Wh-What's going on?
[22:07] Senya
    It can't be!
[22:11] Senya
    Ichiya?!
SIGN    Frightening!
SIGN    Chili Shrimps Falling Down Like Snowflakes!
[23:45] Akutaro
    Wanna Bucchigi-me again next week?