Season 1

E1 - Merge?! Fall in Love with Fortune Bang Bang Chicken!

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[00:03] Arajin
    I'm Tomoshibi Arajin.
[00:05] Arajin
    My hobby is music. I play bass in a band.
[00:09] Arajin
    I'm single for a change. So why don't
    you come talk to me later?
[00:13] Yayako
    Arajin! Your Chu Chu gyoza is ready!
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~
    Chinese Restaurant
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
[00:17] Arajin
    I told you I don't want gyoza for breakfast!
SIGN    One Shot to Live
[00:23] Boy A
    Ugh. I drank too much.
[00:26] Boy B
    Yeah, one too many of those shots.
[00:30] Boy B
    Huh?
[00:31] Boy A
    Up I go. An earthquake?
[00:34] Boy B
    Nah.
[00:39] Boy A
    You know that legend about
    a Honki Person being sealed away?
[00:42] Boy B
    Idiot. That old story?
[00:55] Narr
    "A Honki Person is one who finds
    a heart that does not flee."
[01:01] Narr
    In the age of samurai, there were those who
    threw away the sword, put down the helmet,
[01:06] Narr
    and adorned with nothing other than Honki,
[01:12] Narr
    devoted themselves fully
    to reaching the top.
[01:18] Narr
    Those are the ones known as...
[01:22] Narr
    the Honki People!
SIGN    #01 Merge?! Fall in Love with Fortune Bang Bang Chicken!
[03:04] Samaru
    You got some balls on you for a first-year.
[03:08] Samaru
    Yeah, Matakara?
[03:13] Teacher
    Here at our school, the Minato Kai
    and Siguma Squad teams
SIGN    Minato Kai
[03:18] Teacher
    are competing against
    each other for the top spot.
[03:25] Arajin
    Ugh.
[03:26] Teacher
    However, you don't seem
    interested in that sort of thing.
[03:29] Arajin
    Are there any cuties in class?
[03:32] Teacher
    Huh? Well, I guess so.
[03:36] Arajin
    Yes!
[03:39] Arajin
    Cuties in class?
[03:42] Arajin
    More like they're gonna kick my cute ass!
[03:44] Teacher
    I'd like to introduce you
    to your new classmate.
SIGN    Tomoshibi Arajin
[03:47] Arajin
    I-I'm Tomoshibi Arajin.
[03:49] Arajin
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[03:54] Teacher
    Well, you can sit over there.
[03:56] Arajin
    Okay!
[03:59] Arajin
    There is! And she's the real thing!
[04:02] Arajin
    Like a gentle quail egg glistening
    in the chaos of a bowl of stir fry!
[04:07] Arajin
    Yes!
[04:08] teacher
    Okay, open your textbooks.
[04:11] Mahoro
    Tomoshibi-kun.
[04:14] Mahoro
    My name is Jin Mahoro.
[04:16] Mahoro
    Nice to meet you.
SIGN    Zing!
[04:17] Arajin
    Zing!
[04:19] Arajin
    N-Nice to meet you.
[04:22] Arajin
    Jin-san, right?
[04:24] Arajin
    So if we got married, my name
    would become Jin Arajin?
SIGN    Jin Arajin
[04:27] Arajin
    Hold on. You can read it forward or
    backwards and it's still Jin-Ara-Jin?
[04:30] Arajin
    Is this fate?!
[04:55] Mahoro
    Which way are you going?
[04:57] Arajin
    Huh?
[04:58] Mahoro
    If it's the same way,
    wanna walk home together?
[05:01] Arajin
    Huh?!
[05:03] Arajin
    Mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
[05:06] Mahoro
    I'll be waiting by the gates.
[05:12] Arajin
    Has it come? Has my spring finally come?
[05:16] Arajin
    I'll be right there!
[05:20] Arajin
    Ah! Close one!
[05:22] Arajin
    Huh?
[05:22] Zabu
    Well? Cozy enough for you here?
[05:26] Arajin
    Huh? Ah, I'm in a hurry, so—
[05:29] Komao
    Hmm?
[05:31] Zabu
    Don't be so cold, man.
[05:34] Komao
    Let's have some fun!
[05:36] Arajin
    Chi... Chi...
[05:38] Zabu
    Huh?
[05:39] Arajin
    Chinese pepper steak?!
[05:41] Komao
    Huh?
[05:42] Zabu
    Hey, punk! Get back here!
[05:44] Arajin
    Not a chance! I'm not messing with tho—
[05:49] Arajin
    Ow.
[05:51] Arajin
    H-He's huge!
[05:53] Komao
    Bingo!
[05:55] Zabu
    And you just happened
    to run into our big friend.
[06:02] Arajin
    I-I'm done for!
[06:07] Matakara
    Ara-chan?
[06:08] Arajin
    Huh?
[06:12] Matakara
    It is you, Ara-chan!
[06:15] Arajin
    And who might you be?
[06:16] Matakara
    It's Matakara! Asamine Matakara!
[06:21] Arajin
    Matakara?
[06:24] Arajin
    Matakara...
[06:26] Arajin
    Wait, that Matakara?!
[06:29] Matakara
    It's been so long! I think five years?
[06:32] Matakara
    So, did you move back here?
[06:34] Arajin
    Mm-hmm.
[06:40] Matakara
    This is my childhood buddy, Ara-chan.
[06:42] Matakara
    We trained together when we
    were little. To be Honki People.
[06:47] Matakara
    Ara-chan was super tough!
[06:50] Komao
    Huh! He sure doesn't look it. Right?
[06:54] Zabu
    But that's ancient history, right?
[06:56] Matakara
    Hey, we're going batting now.
    Why don't you come with?
[07:00] Arajin
    Sorry. I got something else.
[07:02] Komao
    Hmm?
[07:06] Arajin
    Oh, come on!
[07:07] Arajin
    Why'd I have to meet him?
    This town really is bad luck.
[07:11] Arajin
    But now isn't the time!
[07:16] Arajin
    Aww.
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
SIGN    Open
[07:19] Yayako
    Chu Chu gyoza, for you chu!
[07:21] Boy B
    Whoa!
[07:22] Boy A
    Looks so good!
[07:23] Yayako
    It's chu-per delicious!
[07:25] Boy A & B
    Thank you for the food!
[07:27] Arajin
    I'm back.
[07:30] Yayako
    How was school? Meet any cute girls?
[07:33] Yayako
    Oh! You did! What's she like?
    What's she like?
[07:36] Arajin
    She was like... a quail egg.
[07:39] Yayako
    Oh! Almost time for Brimple!
[07:41] Yayako
    Keep an eye on things for me!
[07:42] Customer
    Hey, sonny! One miso liver.
SIGN    Bride of the Temple
[07:44] Arajin
    Damn old hag!
[07:50] Boy B
    Still, I had no clue that was
    sealed in the shrine!
[07:54] Arajin
    Hmm?
[07:59] Marito
    Oh yeah?
[08:03] Marito
    You lost to Matakara-kun? Hmm.
[08:08] Samaru
    I'm real sorry, Marito-san.
[08:10] Samaru
    But actually, that guy...
[08:15] (Flashback) Matakara
    Thank you very much!
[08:18] Samaru
    ...seems like a super nice dude.
[08:21] Marito
    What, is that a teenage crush?
[08:23] Samaru
    Yeah, I guess you're—
[08:31] Marito
    I majorly love these Maji Kebabs!
[08:35] Kenchin
    No God or Buddha can stand before love!
[08:38] Nun
    Kenchin-sama!
[08:43] Arajin
    Why?
[08:45] Arajin
    Why him again?
[08:55] Yayako
    Oh no!
[08:56] Yayako
    Kenchin-sama!
[08:59] Arajin
    Shut up, you old hag!
SIGN    Nice To Beat You
[09:01] Teacher
    As you can see, during
    the Warring States period,
[09:04] Teacher
    even family and friends fought against
    each other without reservation.
[09:07] Teacher
    For example, Sagara Yoshihi
    and Kai Soun in Kyushu.
[09:15] (Flashback) Yayako
    Put some love in your bang bang chicken!
[09:17] Arajin
    Damn hag.
[09:19] Mahoro
    That's so cute.
[09:20] Arajin
    Huh?
[09:31] Arajin
    You aren't going to class?
[09:35] Mahoro
    I guess I'm skipping.
[09:36] Arajin
    Ooh!
[09:38] Arajin
    Sorry about yesterday. I got
    cornered by some weird guys.
[09:42] Mahoro
    It's okay. But hey, is it okay if...
[09:46] Mahoro
    you and I become friends?
[09:48] Arajin
    Of course! I also...
[09:50] Arajin
    I wanted to become friends
    with you too, Jin-san.
[09:54] Mahoro
    You can call me Mahoro.
[09:56] Mahoro
    Arajin-kun.
[09:58] Arajin
    First-name-calling hype!
[10:01] Mahoro
    Are you free on Saturday?
[10:02] Arajin
    Huh?!
[10:04] Arajin
    Um... does that mean for... a da—
[10:08] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[10:12] Arajin
    Jeez.
[10:16] Zabu
    That dude.
[10:17] Zabu
    Is he really that tough?
[10:19] Zabu
    He didn't look that way to me.
[10:22] Matakara
    Ara-chan is.
[10:24] Matakara
    He's strong, brave, cool...
[10:28] Matakara
    I really admire him.
[10:32] Zabu
    I don't get it.
[10:35] Komao
    Oh!
[10:37] Zabu
    Huh?
[10:37] Komao
    Yo, isn't that Mahoro?
[10:40] Komao
    Oh, crap. Better tell Matakara about this.
[10:44] Zabu
    Weekend's coming up. We're gonna see
    the old Ichi High tradition.
[10:48] Arajin
    These are such great colors!
[10:50] Arajin
    But do I pick color over carvability?
[10:54] Arajin
    Oh! It's a legendary chicken-blood stone!
[10:57] Arajin
    This color, this texture... the real thing!
[11:04] Komao
    What? Hell no!
[11:06] Zabu
    I'm real sorry about before.
[11:09] Arajin
    That's okay.
[11:10] Zabu
    Hey, let's try to get along.
[11:13] Komao
    What? Again?
[11:14] Komao
    That's dirty, man!
[11:16] Zabu
    Clean and dirty don't mean shit in battle.
[11:19] Zabu
    Right, Ara-chan?
[11:21] Arajin
    Huh?
[11:28] Komao
    Oh yeah, oh yeah? That'll finish you—
[11:30] Komao
    Oh?
[11:36] Arajin
    Yes!
[11:38] NG 1
    You're really good, kid. You go to Ichizu?
[11:42] NG 1
    From what I can see, it doesn't look
    like you're in Minato or Siguma.
[11:47] Arajin
    Of course not! I have
    nothing to do with them!
[11:52] NG 3
    And you waltz in here to play
    like you own the place?
[11:55] NG 2
    You think you can just
    piss all over our turf?
[11:57] Arajin
    I-I just transferred
    from a different school...
[12:01] Arajin
    Please excuse me!
[12:02] NG 1
    You're our 100th catch. Congrats.
[12:07] NG 1
    Hey! Get your ass back here!
[12:09] NG 3
    Punk!
[12:10] NG 1
    You're leaving your briefs too!
[12:13] Zabu
    I knew he wasn't that tough.
[12:21] NG 3
    Hold it, boxer boy!
[12:26] NG 1
    Stop right there!
[12:28] Employee
    Welcome in!
[12:30] Employee
    Which girl would you prefer?
[12:33] Teacher
    Well...
[12:36] Teacher
    I'll take Jasmine-chan.
[12:37] Employee
    Great! Customer for Jasmine-chan!
[12:41] Teacher
    I've never been to
    this kind of place before.
[12:43] Teacher
    Oh! Is it all right if I call you
    Jasmine-chan?
[12:50] NG 1
    There he is! Stop right there!
[12:52] NG 2&3
    Don't move! Hey!
[12:57] NG 2
    Come out, damn it!
[12:59] NG 1
    Open up!
[13:00] Arajin
    What is their problem?!
[13:06] Arajin
    Huh?
[13:12] Arajin
    Stay back!
[13:14] NG 1
    What're you gonna do with a toy like that?!
[13:19] Arajin
    I said stay back!
[13:20] NG 3
    You're dead meat.
[13:28] Arajin
    Croak?
[13:32] NG 2
    Eww.
[13:33] NG 1
    That's just sick.
[13:35] NG 1
    Hey, wait up!
[13:44] Arajin
    Damn, my head hurts.
[13:46] Arajin
    The hell is this?
[13:49] Arajin
    Huh?
[14:10] Senya
    I am Senya, the Majin.
[14:13] Senya
    Now, tell me your wish!
[14:20] Senya
    Wow, you look like a wimp.
[14:23] Senya
    Is this another miss?
[14:25] Arajin
    Huh?
[14:27] Arajin
    Ma-Majin?
SIGN    Honki Shrine
[14:29] Senya
    Yeah. You know how you spell the
    word "Honki" but can read it as "Maji"?
[14:33] Senya
    If you spell out Honki People,
    you can read it Ma-ji-n.
SIGN    Honki People
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    ji
SIGN    n
[14:37] Senya
    Get it?
[14:40] Arajin
    Honki People? Like from the legends?
[14:44] Senya
    Yeah! Pretty much.
[14:46] Senya
    Now, tell me what you wish for!
[14:50] Arajin
    What I... wish for?
[14:54] Senya
    You want wealth? Honor? Power?!
[15:00] Arajin
    I want to lose my virginity.
[15:03] Arajin
    I guess.
[15:06] Senya
    Sure, that works! You are a boy, after all.
[15:10] Arajin
    What? Seriously?
[15:11] Senya
    So whaddya say? Wanna merge with this guy?
[15:16] Arajin
    Merge? Merge?! Shut the hell up!
[15:18] Arajin
    With the likes of you? Hell no!
[15:22] Arajin
    Um, are you able to see him?
[15:28] Zabu
    So then he took off in nothing but underwear.
[15:32] Komao
    It still cracks me up to think about it!
[15:34] Zabu
    Yeah, it was a whole new level of pathetic.
[15:37] Matakara
    Well, Ara-chan is a real gentle guy.
[15:41] Matakara
    He actually hates fighting, you know.
[15:44] Matakara
    I guess he hasn't changed much.
[15:47] Zabu
    Yeah, I doubt that.
SIGN    High School 1st Year
SIGN    Young People's "Now" !
[15:50] HS 1 boy 1
    Huh? Hoodlums are so boring.
[15:52] HS 1 boy 2
    Real lame.
SIGN    High School 3rd Year
[15:54] HS 3 girl
    I just wanna make easy money.
[15:56] Senya
    And the end is near, huh.
[15:58] Senya
    Just get your crap together. Right?
SIGN    Imaginary Friend
SIGN    As understood in psychology and psychiatry,
    this refers to a fictional companion. It exists only
    within the subject's imagination. While most of
    such friends appear in human form, some are
    imagined as non-human figures such as
    animals or fairies.
    The friend may speak to the subject or play
    with the subject and serves as a kind of
    emotional support.
[16:02] Arajin
    Could this be it?
SIGN    Mahoro
[16:11] Senya
    Is that maybe the name of a girl you like?
[16:15] Senya
    You're giving that to her?
[16:17] Senya
    Why stone? Wouldn't paper
    be better? Ya think?
[16:21] Arajin
    That wouldn't get my message across!
[16:24] Arajin
    This will protect her for eternity.
    A love forever stone.
[16:29] Arajin
    Basically, it will reincarnate
    Tomoshibi Arajin as Jin Arajin.
[16:33] Arajin
    It is the embodiment of me!
[16:35] Senya
    Sorry. No clue what you mean.
[16:45] Yayako
    Ooh, that's so neat! What's it for?
[16:48] Yayako
    A date?
[16:49] Arajin
    N-N-N-No... No way!
[16:52] Yayako
    It is a date!
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~
    Chinese Restaurant
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
[16:55] Yayako
    It's your first date ever!
    There's nothing to be ashamed about!
[16:59] Yayako
    Get as far as you can with her!
[17:01] Arajin
    Shut UP you old hag!
[17:09] Senya
    Don't try to talk to me.
    My entire life is on the line!
[17:13] Senya
    Sure, sure.
[17:14] Mahoro
    Arajin-kun!
[17:20] Mahoro
    Did you wait long?
[17:21] Arajin
    No, no!
[17:22] Mahoro
    Weren't you just talking to someone?
[17:25] Arajin
    Just mumbling to myself!
[17:29] Mahoro
    Okay, let's go.
[17:33] Couple (I) Man
    So what next?
[17:34] Couple (I) Woman
    I want a parfait!
[17:38] Arajin
    Is something wrong?
[17:39] Mahoro
    No. Isn't this good?
[17:42] Arajin
    Sure is!
[17:43] Senya
    Aren't you gonna give her the rock? Hey.
[17:46] Arajin
    Shut up!
[17:47] Arajin
    Ah...
[17:49] Arajin
    Um, never mind that!
[18:02] Mahoro
    I'm really so happy
[18:05] Mahoro
    that you transferred
    to my school, Arajin-kun.
[18:11] Senya
    It's now! Now! Go, boy! Make your damn move!
[18:14] Senya
    If you don't go now, you never will!
[18:17] Senya
    Don't you dare chicken out!
[18:19] Arajin
    I'll show you then!
[18:21] Senya
    Right on!
[18:25] Mahoro
    I just heard something weird.
[18:28] Arajin
    Huh?
[18:31] Mahoro
    Are you feeling sick?
[18:33] Arajin
    No... I just...
[18:46] Arajin
    This happens to me every single time.
[18:51] Arajin
    Um, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
[18:57] Mahoro
    Well, at least you made it in time.
[19:03] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
[19:11] Arajin
    Here!
[19:13] Mahoro
    What is that stone?
[19:16] Mahoro
    Ma ho ro?
[19:18] Mahoro
    Eww.
[19:21] Arajin
    It's a love forever stone.
[19:28] Arajin
    Listen... Jin-san, I...
[19:31] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan, I really... li—
[19:50] Outa
    We're here.
[19:51] Marito
    Ungh...
[19:53] Arajin
    Um, may I ask who you are?
[19:56] Marito
    Hmm. I'm the
[19:59] Marito
    head of Siguma Squad.
[20:03] Marito
    Jin Marito.
[20:07] Arajin
    Ah, right! Well done, sir!
[20:10] Arajin
    Let's get going, Mahoro-chan.
[20:14] Mahoro
    Arajin-kun.
[20:17] Arajin
    Oh... huh?
[20:18] Mahoro
    Will you fight for me?
[20:21] Arajin
    Ho— Wow!
[20:25] Marito
    You've got some nerve
[20:28] Marito
    putting your hands on my little sister.
[20:31] Arajin
    Little sister?!
[20:35] Matakara
    What's up, bringing me way out here?
[20:38] Zabu
    Check it out.
[20:43] Matakara
    Ara-chan?!
[20:45] Zabu
    Think he'll make it out alive?
[20:54] Zabu
    Ah... wait!
[21:02] Marito
    Get your ass up!
[21:05] Arajin
    I'm dead. He's literally going to kill me.
[21:08] Marito
    Get up, punk!
[21:10] Marito
    Get up and let's see you make Mahoro happy!
[21:12] Mahoro
    My brother is losing it all
    because of me? He's so cool!
[21:17] Sigma F
    That's the 35th victim.
[21:20] Sigma G
    Poor guy.
[21:22] Senya
    No good this time either, huh.
[21:24] Senya
    Even if I merged with this kid,
[21:28] Senya
    I would never be able to meet... that one.
[21:35] Arajin
    You really think I'm gonna... die now?
[21:40] Arajin
    Right... here?
[21:43] Arajin
    Like... this?
[21:48] Senya
    Now say it! What do you truly wish for?
[21:54] Arajin
    My one...
[21:59] Arajin
    wish is...
[22:03] Arajin
    to lose my virginity!
[22:08] Senya
    Bucchigiri!
[22:12] Marito
    Whoa!
SIGN    Honki
SIGN    Wanna Take You On!
SIGN    The Chu Chu Chinese Pepper Steak Train!
[24:05] Arajin
    Bucchigi-chu again next week!

E2 - Wanna Take You On! The Chu Chu Chinese Pepper Steak Train!

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SIGN    Honki
[00:21] Siguma guys
    Marito-kun!
[00:22] Siguma guys
    Marito-kun? Marito-kun?
[00:25] Matakara
    That was...
[00:27] Matakara
    just like...
[00:29] Matakara
    a Honki Person!
[00:33] Arajin
    Huh? What?
[00:34] Arajin
    Whaddya mean?
[00:35] Senya
    Hey! What's this crap
    about losing your virginity?!
[00:38] Arajin
    You told me to tell you my wish!
[00:41] Senya
    For stuff like this, you're supposed
    to say you wanna get stronger!
[00:44] Mahoro
    Big Brother?
[00:45] Outa
    Marito?
[00:53] Marito
    How exciting!
[01:03] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[01:05] Hagure
    Are you okay, Ryu-chan?
[01:06] Jabashiri
    Matakara...
[01:11] Siguma E
    It's the cops!
[01:12] Siguma B
    Let's split!
[01:15] Outa
    Marito?
[01:17] Marito
    My mind's made up!
[01:19] Marito
    I'm gonna get Ara-teen into Siguma!
[03:01] Matakara
    Ara-chan! You okay?
[03:04] Arajin
    Matakara?
SIGN    #02 Wanna Take You On! The Chu Chu Chinese Pepper Steak Train!
[03:06] Arajin
    Ouch! Ow...
[03:11] Matakara
    Don't you remember?
[03:12] Matakara
    You landed a punch on
    Marito-kun. It was amazing!
[03:16] Arajin
    Marito?
[03:18] Arajin
    What about Mahoro-chan?!
[03:19] Matakara
    Uh... She probably went home.
[03:25] Arajin
    I guess beating her brother was a bad idea.
[03:29] Matakara
    What?
[03:31] Arajin
    What?
[03:32] Zabu
    Damn it. Why do I have to run
    errands for that little punk?
SIGN    Aabar Bath
[03:40] Zabu
    You're from Siguma!
[03:43] Zabu
    Hey! Wait!
[03:46] Arajin
    Is this...
[03:47] Matakara
    Yeah. I'm still living at the
    bathhouse my relatives run.
[03:54] Matakara
    Oh. Remember this?
[03:56] Matakara
    The best friend stone you
    gave me a long time ago.
[04:00] Matakara
    You said that when I held this,
    it'd make me stronger.
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Ara
SIGN    Takara
[04:05] Matakara
    I doubt you still have yours, though.
[04:08] Arajin
    I'm going.
[04:17] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[04:21] Matakara
    Did you start avoiding me
    because I wasn't strong enough?
[04:26] Arajin
    That was so long ago I don't even remember.
[04:36] Senya
    Hey.
[04:38] Senya
    Let's take that guy on! Yeah?
[04:41] Arajin
    Shut up! Not a chance!
[04:44] Senya
    Don't worry, don't worry.
[04:46] Senya
    Although you lost today, you'll win tomorrow!
[04:50] Arajin
    Huh?
[04:51] Arajin
    I won today.
[04:52] Senya
    Nah, you lost.
[04:53] Arajin
    Huh?!
[04:54] College boy 1
    That was Minato and Siguma, right?
[04:56] College boy 2
    Yeah, they fight like that all the time.
[05:04] Arajin
    Hey, don't yank that!
[05:08] Arajin
    They'll see it! People will see it!
[05:10] Employee
    Welcome in!
[05:12] Employee
    Which girl would you prefer today?
[05:14] Otomi
    Well...
[05:18] Otomi
    I'll take Jasmine-chan.
[05:20] Employee
    All right! A guest for Jasmine-chan!
[05:23] Otomi
    I came back. I just can't
    get you out of my head!
[05:27] Otomi
    Ah! I simply can't take it
    when you cling to me like that!
[05:31] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go!
[05:33] Arajin
    Staahp! I'm bwegging you!
[05:39] Senya
    We were too late.
[05:41] Zabu
    Ow...
[05:43] Zabu
    Hey! Why the hell are you here?
[05:45] Zabu
    You look good as new, damn it!
[05:48] Senya
    You called?
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
[05:58] Arajin
    Ouch!
[06:00] Arajin
    Today destroyed me.
[06:04] Arajin
    But in that one second, I felt
    all this power running through me.
[06:08] Arajin
    It was like I was someone else.
[06:14] Arajin
    What the hell are you, anyway?
[06:16] Senya
    I told you...
[06:19] Senya
    My name is Senya! I am a true Honki Person!
[06:22] Senya
    Or at least the closest a man can get!
[06:25] Arajin
    So you aren't one.
[06:26] Arajin
    Anyway, isn't that Honki
    People stuff just a legend?
[06:29] Arajin
    Once you and I merged,
     you threw a massive punch, right?
[06:32] Arajin
    But you could only manage one
    because we were only partially merged.
[06:39] Arajin
    Partially merged?
[06:41] Senya
    Yeah. You won't get stronger unless
    we're truly one in body and soul.
[06:46] Arajin
    Body and soul? With you?
[06:50] Senya
    With me.
[06:52] Arajin
    Become one?
[06:54] Senya
    Joined at the hip.
[06:56] Arajin
    Barf!
[06:57] Arajin
    Why the hell do you wanna
    merge with me, anyway?
[07:00] Senya
    W-Well, you know...
[07:03] Senya
    It's something that happens to men, right?
    You want to merge so, so badly
[07:08] Senya
    that you can't even sleep at night.
[07:12] Arajin
    Oh, yeah. That happens.
[07:14] Yayako
    Did you sneak a kiss on your date?
[07:15] Arajin
    Don't just barge in, you old hag!
[07:19] Mahoro
    Doesn't it hurt, Big Brother?
[07:21] Marito
    I told ya not to come here.
[07:24] Mahoro
    But I'm just so worried about you!
[07:29] Zabu
    Stop!
[07:30] Siguma F
    Hey, you!
[07:31] Jabashiri
    'Scuse us!
[07:34] Jabashiri
    I'm Jabashiri. Can we talk?
[07:36] Mahoro
    Tsk.
[07:37] Outa
    You're way out of your league here, first-year.
[07:39] Marito
    Outa, it's okay. Want some Maji Kebab?
[07:43] Jabashiri
    Thanks much.
[07:45] Jabashiri
    Yesterday, Tat followed
    Matakara from Minato.
[07:49] Jabashiri
    He took that guy Tomoshibi
    Arajin to his place.
[07:52] Marito
    Huh.
[07:54] Jabashiri
    Are you going to recruit
    a guy who's in with Minato?
[07:57] Marito
    Then maybe I'll just recruit Matakara, too.
    He does seem pretty tough.
[08:07] Marito
    What a neat sound!
[08:09] Hagure
    Ryu-chan, are you okay?
[08:12] Jabashiri
    I'm the one who's gonna be
    your successor, Marito-kun.
[08:19] Student 1
    That's Tomoshibi Arajin.
[08:21] Student 2
    That shrimp took Jin Marito?
[08:23] Student 3
    I could take him on.
[08:25] Student 4
    No, me first!
[08:26] Senya
    You're so popular!
[08:27] Arajin
    Why would I want to be popular with guys?!
[08:30] Senya
    That guy made eye contact!
[08:31] Senya
    Let's get 'em! Let's take 'em out!
[08:33] Arajin
    Shut up!
[08:35] Arajin
    No, not you...
[08:37] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[08:40] Arajin
    Big... Brother?
SIGN    Minato Kai
[08:46] Matakara
    Excuse me.
[08:50] Zabu
    Matakara.
[08:52] Zabu
    I really don't think you should
    hang with that little punk.
[08:55] Zabu
    He's got a nasty monkey
    or something on his back.
[08:58] Matakara
    Come on, don't say it like that.
    What do you even mean?
[09:01] Komao
    Zabu can see things, you know.
[09:05] Matakara
    I'm actually thinking of asking
    Ara-chan to join Minato Kai.
[09:10] Zabu
    What?! That punk? There's no way
    Ken-san would allow that!
[09:13] Matakara
    Ken-san himself wants to meet him.
[09:16] Zabu
    Ken-san does?!
SIGN    Mi
[09:20] Zabu
    I don't get it. What do you see in that jerk?
[09:25] Arajin
    Ara-chan's fist was just like
    a real Honki Person's!
[09:30] Zabu
    Oh, come on. Why are you taking
    that old story seriously?
[09:35] Zabu
    It's just a fairy tale.
[09:40] Marito
    Matakara! You know what
    class Ara-teen is in?
[09:45] Matakara
    Do you have business with Ara-chan?
[09:48] Marito
    I'm going to recruit him for Siguma.
[09:55] Otomi
    And, well, he hadn't lost even once.
    His famous fight with Sasaki Kojiro
[10:01] Otomi
    became the subject of many works
    of popular entertainment.
[10:02] Senya
    I wanted to take you on!
[10:04] Senya
    Musashi!
[10:06] Arajin
    Shut the hell up!
[10:08] Arajin
    Uh, never mind.
[10:13] Otomi
    Okay, next page...
[10:18] Senya
    You still have a crush on that girl?
[10:20] Senya
    Even though she got her
    brother to beat you up?
[10:22] Arajin
    You're wrong! He was just testing
    his darling sister's boyfriend—
[10:26] Senya
    But you just took off when he showed up.
[10:28] Arajin
    M-My legs just moved on their own.
[10:30] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[10:36] Marito
    Hm? Whawhat?
[10:39] Mahoro
    I wish I could be with you
    all the time, Big Brother.
[10:42] Mahoro
    Instead of that creepy rock guy.
[10:45] Mahoro
    Are you even listening, Brother?
[10:47] Mahoro
    Jeez.
[10:49] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
[10:52] Arajin
    What a coincidence. I was only passing by
    and had no idea you'd be here!
[11:03] Yayako
    Smooch! It's Chu Chu Chinese Pepper Steak!
[11:06] Arajin
    Old hag.
[11:09] Arajin
    I'm really sorry about yesterday.
    After you even introduced me to your brother...
[11:14] Arajin
    I want to face off with him one
    more time to earn his respect.
[11:18] Arajin
    So I—
[11:18] Mahoro
    If you hurt my brother again, I'll kill you.
[11:24] Mahoro
    You can have this back.
[11:26] Arajin
    Um, but that's a love forever stone, so...
[11:35] Mahoro
    Aw, I guess the stone got all broken!
[11:40] Mahoro
    Big Brother, let's walk home together.
[11:48] Marito
    C'mere. Now.
[11:56] Mahoro
    Big Brother, I...
[12:01] Marito
    You feel it? Did you feel my love,
[12:05] Marito
    Ara-teen?
[12:10] Mahoro
    Ara-teen is dead meat.
[12:12] Arajin
    Love... for... ever.
[12:16] Arajin
    Love... for... ever.
[12:20] Senya
    Hey. Pull yourself together, man.
[12:24] Arajin
    Love... for... ever.
[12:29] Matakara
    Dear Brother, have you been well?
[12:33] Matakara
    Something wonderful happened to me recently.
[12:36] Matakara
    Ara-chan transferred into Ichizu High!
[12:40] Matakara
    I want to start training again with
    Ara-chan to become Honki People.
[12:45] Matakara
    There's only one month left
    until you come home.
[12:48] Matakara
    I'm really looking forward to that.
[12:51] Matakara
    From Matakara.
[12:52] Matakara
    There.
SIGN    From
    Matakara
[13:13] Senya
    Yukimura! I really wish...
[13:17] Senya
    I could've taken you on!
[13:22] Matakara
    Ara-chan. I have something to say.
[13:25] Matakara
    I want you to join Minato Kai.
[13:29] Matakara
    I saw you send Marito-kun flying
    with one punch, and it—
[13:33] Jabashiri
    Coming through.
[13:35] Matakara
    Jabashiri!
[13:37] Zabu
    What are you Siguma playboys doing here?
[13:40] Zabu
    Hey, you're the guy from yesterday!
[13:45] Komao
    Zabu!
[13:46] Arajin
    What, what? What is happening?
[13:48] Arajin
    Blow away! Blow away, storm!
[13:51] Matakara
    What do you think you're doing?
[13:53] Jabashiri
    Outta the way, Matakara.
    I've got business with the shrimp over there.
[13:57] Arajin
    The storm's right on top of me!
[13:59] Matakara
    With Ara-chan?
[14:01] Matakara
    Well, you might have to take up
    that "business" with me instead.
[14:03] Jabashiri
    Fine by me. I've been
    waiting to slaughter you.
[14:07] Jabashiri
    Step outside.
[14:12] Arajin
    Safe!
[14:14] Jabashiri
    Tomoshibi! I'm gonna take my time
    with you when I get back!
[14:18] Arajin
    No!
[14:30] Senya
    You idiot! What about the fight?!
[14:33] Arajin
    No way! I can't get mixed up in that!
[14:37] student
    Let's go, let's go!
[14:41] Senya
    And you call yourself a man?!
[14:43] Senya
    You're gonna run and
    leave your friend behind?
[14:51] Arajin
    M-My guts...
[14:53] Arajin
    are gonna blow!
[15:04] Matakara
    What flexibility!
[15:07] Matakara
    Let's see how you like this!
[15:45] Matakara
    I got one in!
[15:48] Jabashiri
    Now I've got you!
[15:59] Jabashiri
    Die!
[16:10] Arajin
    S-Stop! I said quit yanking it!
[16:23] Komao
    Yes!
[16:25] Hagure
    Are you okay?
[16:26] Senya
    All because you had to start
    dribbling shit everywhere! Damn it!
[16:33] Arajin
    Matakara?
[16:43] Matakara
    Ow!
[16:46] Matakara
    The guy's head is a rock.
    Still feels like I'm spinning.
[16:53] Arajin
    You're not half bad.
[16:59] Matakara
    It's nothing compared to you
    landing that punch on Marito-kun.
[17:06] Arajin
    All right, I'm going.
[17:11] Matakara
    Ara-chan! Join Minato Kai!
[17:14] Matakara
    I've gotten stronger.
[17:17] Matakara
    I think we really have a shot at
    becoming Honki People together now!
[17:24] Senya
    These guys were training
    to become Honki People?
[17:29] Arajin
    I told you I'm done with that.
[17:32] Matakara
    Come and meet our head, Ken-san.
[17:35] Matakara
    He's totally strong and
    a really respectable guy!
[17:38] Matakara
    He's fighting with Marito-kun for the top.
[17:42] Arajin
    With her brother? For the top?
SIGN    Mi
[17:50] Senya
    So you were training to
    become a Honki Person!
[17:54] Senya
    A real man should dream
    of taking the top, after all!
SIGN    Sincerity
SIGN    Truth
SIGN    Calm
SIGN    Spirit
SIGN    Ocean
[17:59] Arajin
    So how old is Ken-san?
[18:01] Matakara
    Well, he was held back three times, so...
[18:04] Arajin
    Wait, he's 21?!
[18:08] Arajin
    So he's an...
[18:11] Arajin
    old man?!
[18:17] Senya
    He so stronk!
[18:19] Matakara
    Ken-san, this is Tomoshibi Arajin.
[18:22] Matakara
    With Ara-chan in Minato, I'm sure—
[18:24] Arajin
    So, hey.
[18:26] Arajin
    I wanna go one round. With you.
[18:28] Matakara
    What?! Ara-chan?!
[18:30] Senya
    Well said! Go for the top, man! Bucchigiri!
[18:35] Arajin
    If I can beat an old guy who's on the
    same level as Mahoro-chan's brother,
[18:38] Arajin
    I won't have to hurt her brother
    to show her how strong I am!
[18:42] Arajin
    I'm, like, brilliant!
[18:49] Komao
    He's taking Ken-san on?
    Does he have a death wish?
[18:53] Matakara
    Please wait, Ken-san!
[18:56] Matakara
    Ara-chan, why?
[18:59] Arajin
    Let's do this, Senya.
[19:01] Senya
    So you've finally discovered your true wish!
[19:04] Arajin
    Yeah. My wish is...
[19:09] Arajin
    to lose my virginity!
[19:14] Senya
    Bucchigiri!
[19:31] Minato A
    Ken-san?!
[19:32] Minato I
    Ken-san!
[19:33] Matakara
    Incredible...
[19:36] Matakara
    Ara-chan really is the one!
[19:39] Arajin
    Done and done.
[19:40] Senya
    Is that the only thing in your head?!
[19:42] Arajin
    Nothing's more important
    than losing my virginity!
[19:46] Senya
    Sure there is! Like getting stronger!
[19:48] Senya
    Or getting stronger!
    Or even getting stronger!
[19:50] Arajin
    Your mind is stuck on that one thing?!
    What?! You're one to talk!
[19:55] Arajin
    And you're supposed to be my
    imaginary friend, you muscleheaded—
[19:58] Arajin & Senya
    Huh?
[20:05] Matakara
    Ara-chan?
SIGN    Spirit
[20:12] officer A
    Matakara!
[20:14] officer B
    What the hell have you done?
[20:17] Matakara
    I'm sorry.
[20:22] officer A
    He's raging!
[20:24] officer B
    No. He's laughing!
SIGN    I'M
SIGN    IN
    
    LOVE
[20:37] Matakara & officers
    What?!
[20:43] Arajin
    It still hurts.
[20:45] Senya
    Hey! Let's go another round with that guy!
[20:49] Arajin
    I ain't going anywhere!
[20:52] Arajin
    But I guess I won again.
[20:54] Arajin
    It's like I've got no limits.
[20:57] Senya
    Huh?
[20:58] Arajin
    Huh?
[20:58] Senya
    You lost, though.
[21:00] Arajin
    What? Seriously?
[21:01] Senya
    Seriously.
[21:02] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[21:10] Arajin
    Eh?
[21:11] Marito
    Bam!
[21:14] Marito
    I finally caught you!
[21:17] Marito
    That punch of yours, Ara-teen...
    I just can't forget it.
[21:21] Marito
    Join our team.
[21:22] Arajin
    Yes, but...
[21:24] Arajin
    If I enter your esteemed organization,
    I'm certain I would only be a burden.
[21:27] Arajin
    I mean, like, get real.
[21:28] Arajin
    May I use this occasion
    to respectfully decline—
[21:34] Arajin
    Please...
[21:35] Arajin
    join us...
[21:37] Arajin
    heart?
[21:41] Arajin
    Dear brother!
[21:43] Arajin
    I will join Siguma!
[21:45] Marito
    Yahooey!
[21:46] Matakara
    Ara-chan! Ken-san wants you to join Minato...
[21:50] Matakara
    Kai...
[21:52] Arajin
    Matakara...
[21:54] Marito
    Too bad! You missed your chance.
[21:58] Marito
    Ara-teen is mine now.
[22:05] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go!
[22:07] Senya
    What a party! They all want him!
[22:09] Senya
    Bucchigiri!
SIGN    Love at Fist Fight!
SIGN    The One and Only Quail in the World
[23:45] Matakara
    Bucchigi-you again next week!

E3 - Love at Fist Fight! The One and Only Quail in the World

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[00:01] Marito
    Too bad! You missed your chance.
[00:04] Marito
    Ara-teen is mine now.
[00:07] Zabu
    Shorty, you little punk!
    You joined Siguma? Jeez.
[00:12] Matakara
    Ara-chan, what's going on?
[00:15] Matakara
    Hold on a minute. Ara-chan,
     we were gonna become Honki People...
[00:19] Marito
    Like I said, he joined Siguma, man!
[00:23] Marito
    If you want him, come and take him by force.
[00:26] Marito
    Let's go, Ara-teen.
[00:35] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go!
    Siguma is on a roll! Bucchigiri!
[00:46] NG Boys 1
    How much do you have now?
[00:48] NG Boys 2
    A little over 20,000.
[00:49] NG Boys 1
    That's bad!
[00:50] NG Boys 1
    The Emperor knocked three teeth out
    of the last guy who didn't make quota.
[00:55] Akutaro
    That Jin Marito guy is the head of Siguma,
[00:58] Akutaro
    and he's trying to take on Doman Kenichiro,
    the old geezer in Minato Kai.
[01:03] Akutaro
    Find a way to make them settle it? Hmm...
[01:07] Akutaro
    That might be a good idea.
[01:11] NG Boys 1
    Who's the Emperor talking to?
SIGN    Ikki Union
SIGN    Minato Kai
SIGN    #03 Love at Fist Fight! The One and Only Quail in the World
[02:47] Hagure
    Minato Kai and Ikki Union
[02:49] Hagure
    long fought the deadliest, most famous
    battle for the top here at Ichizu High.
[02:55] Hagure
    Then the 43rd leader of
    Minato Kai, Doman Kenichiro,
[03:01] Hagure
    buried Ikki Union's boss with one blow.
[03:05] Hagure
    Right when Ikki Union's
    fate appeared to be sealed,
[03:09] Hagure
    one man appeared before Doman.
[03:12] Hagure
    It was Jin Marito!
SIGN    Ikki Union
[03:16] Hagure
    With Jin now the head of Ikki Union,
    the gang rebranded itself as Siguma Squad
[03:20] Hagure
    and immediately regained its former glory!
[03:24] Hagure
    So right now,
SIGN    Jin
    Marito
SIGN    Doman Kenichiro
SIGN    Minato
SIGN    Ikki
SIGN    head
[03:26] Hagure
    having wrestled our age-old
    enemy Minato to the ground,
[03:28] Hagure
    the time for Siguma to take
    the top is nearly upon us!
SIGN    Jin
    Marito
SIGN    Doman Kenichiro
SIGN    head
SIGN    Jin
    Marito
SIGN    Minato
SIGN    Doman Kenichiro
SIGN    Jin
    Marito
[03:35] Senya
    Now you're talking!
[03:36] Senya
    Heave-ho, it's fight time! Bucchigiri!
[03:40] Hagure
    Hey, are you listening?
[03:43] Arajin
    Y-Yeah...
[03:45] Arajin
    I joined Siguma for Mahoro-chan,
[03:49] Arajin
    and you think I'm gonna waste
    my youth fighting instead?
[03:53] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[03:55] Marito
    We're going out!
[03:57] Arajin
    I would love to!
[03:59] Marito
    Si-Si-Siguma's the strongest bunch!
[04:03] Marito
    Our fights all end in victory!
[04:06] Marito
    We'll kill you real good again today!
[04:07] Arajin
    Um, where are we going?
[04:09] Marito
    We never run short of opponents to put down!
[04:15] Marito
    Heyo, Outa. How's it looking?
[04:19] Marito
    Yep, be there in a jiffy.
[04:21] Jabashiri
    Better not let this go to your head, punk.
[04:25] Marito
    Sounds like everything is set. Let's-a go!
[04:29] Arajin
    But to where?
[04:30] Marito
    Your welcoming party! Where else?
[04:33] Marito
    We'll be spoiling you with debauchery, yo!
[04:37] Arajin
    D-Debauchery?!
SIGN    Debauchery
[04:43] Arajin
    Aw, man. But I'm the type that can
    only share my heart with one girl.
[04:51] Student A
    Please! Stop!
[04:53] NG Boys 3
    Shit! Only 1,000 yen?
[04:54] NG Boys 1
    Huh?!
[04:56] NG Boys 3
    We're screwed, man!
[04:57] Marito
    How so?
[04:58] NG Boys 3
    I told you, if we don't get another
    30,000 today, the Emperor will—
[05:04] Marito
    So you're ripping off kids
    from our school now?
[05:07] Marito
    You've got some balls.
[05:11] Arajin
    The guys who shook me down!
[05:15] Hagure
    Shook you down?
[05:16] Jabashiri
    Why the hell are the NG Boys here?
[05:20] Hagure
    I heard the guy who was exiled
    from Minato, Shindo Akutaro,
[05:23] Hagure
    just took over as their head.
[05:29] Arajin
    Those things could get someone killed!
[05:31] NG Boys 2
    We don't have a choice.
[05:34] NG Boys 2
    If we don't do it, the Emperor will do us!
[05:45] Marito
    Give Shindo a message for me:
[05:48] Marito
    Don't get too carried away, son.
[05:52] Arajin
    I-Insane.
[05:53] Senya
    He really is stronk!
[05:56] Jabashiri
    Yeah, for Marito-kun,
    that wasn't even a warm-up.
[06:00] Marito
    Don't need this, either.
[06:03] Marito
    All done!
[06:07] Hagure
    The NG guys never used to
    hassle people around here.
[06:11] Marito
    Si-Si-Siguma's the strongest bunch!
[06:14] Senya
    A-heave-ho!
[06:15] Marito
    We got 'em...
[06:17] Mahoro
    Hey, Big Brother?
[06:19] Mahoro
    I'm heading to Hama Bay. If you're
    done there, wanna come with?
[06:23] Mahoro
    Really? Then let's meet at the café.
[06:27] Phone message
    Your message has been recorded.
[06:39] Matakara
    Do you have a minute?
[06:44] Matakara
    I need to talk to you.
[06:47] Matakara
    You're the one who got
    Ara-chan into Siguma, right?
[06:53] Matakara
    Hey, wait!
[06:55] Mahoro
    Ow! What do you think you're doing?
[06:58] Matakara
    I'm sorry. But...
[07:01] Matakara
    I'm not letting go until you talk to me.
[07:07] Mahoro
    Let me go.
[07:08] Matakara
    What?
[07:09] Mahoro
    I said get your dirty hands the hell off me.
[07:14] Matakara
    Could you speak up a little?
[07:22] Mahoro
    You're gross! Blockhead!
SIGN    WELLEWCUM
[07:30] Marito
    This guy just joined Siguma.
SIGN    WELLEWCUM
SIGN    Nice You Beat To
[07:32] Marito
    It's Ara-teen!
[07:34] Arajin
    P-Pleased to meet you!
[07:36] Marito
    Just so you know, Ara-teen's
    got a really sick punch.
[07:43] Siguma guy
    He's cute.
[07:44] Senya
    Look, they're all hot for you!
[07:46] Arajin
    Shut up! And where are the girls?
[07:49] Marito
    Now, for our welcoming party tradition,
[07:53] Marito
    let's play Look That-a-Way!
[07:55] Siguma guys
    Yeah!
[07:57] Arajin
    You guys all school kids or something?
[07:59] Arajin
    I hope the girls show up soon!
[08:01] Marito
    The winner will get a one-year
    supply of Maji Kebabs!
SIGN    Honki
[08:10] Marito
    Okay, Ara-teen and I are the seeds.
[08:13] Marito
    Partner up with the guy next to you.
[08:15] Siguma guys
    Let's do this!
[08:16] Siguma guys
    Come on!
[08:17] Siguma guys
    I'm ready!
[08:18] Siguma guys
    Nice, nice!
[08:19] Marito
    Here we go!
[08:21] Marito
    Jan-ken-pon!
[08:24] Marito & Outa
    Turn that-a-way!
[08:28] Arajin
    Huh?!
[08:28] Senya
    Yeah!
[08:33] Senya
    Now I get it!
SIGN    Debauchery
[08:35] Senya
    It isn't "debauchery," it's "de punchery"!
SIGN    De Punchery
[08:40] Marito
    Okay, those of you who turned can sit.
[08:44] Marito
    You get the rules now?
[08:45] Marito
    It's just like normal "turn that-a-way."
[08:48] Arajin
    It looks totally different, though!
[08:51] Marito
    You just can't turn your head.
[08:54] Marito
    Simple, right?
[08:57] Arajin
    V-Very simple, yes.
[08:59] Marito
    Okay, next round!
[09:01] Marito
    Jan-ken-pon!
[09:04] Jabashiri
    Turn that-a-way!
[09:08] Marito
    Turn that-a...
[09:09] Siguma guys
    Way!
[09:11] Marito
    Turn that-a...
[09:12] Outa & Siguma guys
    Way!
[09:14] Marito
    Turn that-a...
[09:16] All
    Way!
[09:23] Marito
    Ready to give it a shot, Ara-teen?
[09:26] Arajin
    Oh, no, no! I'm happy to just observe!
[09:30] Marito
    There you go again.
[09:31] Marito
    Don't you want to show off
    that sick punch of yours?
[09:36] Senya
    Heave-ho, showoff! Bucchigiri!
[09:39] Marito
    I'll catch you in the final round.
[09:43] Arajin
    Hey! Let's merge!
[09:44] Senya
    Huh?
[09:45] Arajin
    Come on, hurry up!
[09:48] Senya
    I wanna do it with you.
    I really wanna do it.
[09:53] Senya
    But y'know, if you win thanks to my help,
[09:56] Senya
    will you still be satisfied?
[09:58] Arajin
    That isn't the problem here!
[10:00] Jabashiri
    I finally get my shot at you.
[10:05] Outa
    I'm going first.
[10:06] Jabashiri
    Of course.
[10:08] Senya
    Aw, come on.
[10:11] Outa
    I'm Tahide Outa. Good to meet you.
[10:15] Siguma guy A
    Outa-kun first? The leader
    of the Special Attack Unit?
[10:18] Siguma guy I
    That kid sure is unlucky.
[10:20] Arajin
    Is this the end of me?
[10:22] Arajin
    I never should have joined Siguma!
[10:26] Arajin
    I don't wanna! I'm gonna die!
[10:29] Arajin
    Help me!
[10:32] Senya
    All right, then.
[10:33] Arajin
    You mean it, right?
[10:35] Outa
    What are you mumbling about?
[10:37] Arajin
    N-Nothing. A pleasure.
[10:40] Hagure
    I, Hagure Tatsuto, will serve as referee.
[10:44] Arajin
    If I don't win at janken, I'll be killed!
[10:49] Hagure
    The semi-semifinal round.
[10:52] Hagure
    Players, face off.
[10:56] Hagure
    Fight!
[10:57] Marito
    Jan-ken-pon!
[10:59] Marito
    Now break the tie!
[11:03] Arajin
    I'm counting on you, Senya!
[11:05] Senya
    Let's-a heave-ho!
[11:07] Outa & all
    Turn that-a...
[11:09] Arajin
    No! I can't, I can't, I can't do it!
[11:13] Senya
    Bring it on!
[11:20] Siguma 1
    Wh-What kind of skull has he got?!
[11:22] Siguma 2
    This is the first time anyone other than
    Marito-kun has taken Outa-kun's punch!
[11:26] Siguma 3
    No wonder Marito-kun vouched for him!
[11:30] Hagure
    The force of Tahide Outa's punch
    can even smash concrete!
[11:35] Hagure
    But Tomoshibi Arajin's skull
    is strong enough to take that?!
[11:40] Hagure
    Winner: Tomoshibi Arajin!
[11:43] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go! Bucchigiri!
[11:46] Marito
    As expected, Ara-teen! So cool!
[11:50] Marito
    But what a letdown, Outa.
[11:52] Outa
    Shut up.
[11:53] Hagure
    Outa-kun?
[11:55] Outa
    Toilet.
[12:01] Jabashiri
    I've been waiting for this chance.
[12:06] Arajin
    I can't take it! My skull can't take it!
[12:10] Hagure
    Semifinal round.
[12:14] Hagure
    Players, face off.
[12:19] Hagure
    Fight!
[12:20] Arajin & Jabashiri
    Jan-ken-pon!
[12:23] Jabashiri
    Shit!
[12:25] Arajin
    All right!
[12:27] Arajin
    I'll throw a light punch so I lose.
[12:30] Arajin
    Turn that-a...
[12:33] Jabashiri
    This kid's punch is a joke!
[12:37] Jabashiri
    Wh-What... is with this kid?
[12:41] Jabashiri
    What the hell is he looking at?
[12:45] HS Girl 1
    I'm like, seriously?
[12:47] HS Girl 2
    Oh my God.
[12:50] Arajin & Jabashiri
    Huh?
[12:51] Hagure
    Th-That technique is
[12:53] Hagure
    one of the Seven Deadly Blows
    passed down from Cangzhou in China!
[12:57] Hagure
    Wu Long Pan Da!
SIGN    Pan Da
SIGN    Wu Long
[13:01] Hagure
    When you release all the energy in your body,
     the attack uses centrifugal force
[13:05] Hagure
    to strike sharply with all of
    the momentum of a heavy whip!
[13:08] Hagure
    Winner: Tomoshibi Arajin!
[13:13] Marito
    Nice one, Ara-teen!
[13:19] Marito
    I got so tired of waiting!
[13:21] Senya
    The supreme leader arrives!
    Let's-a heave-ho!
[13:25] Arajin
    Shut up!
[13:26] Marito
    What?
[13:27] Arajin
    No, I didn't mean you!
[13:29] Marito
    I don't think anyone has ever
    told me to shut up before.
[13:36] Hagure
    Players, step forward.
[13:41] Arajin
    I'm dead. I'm totally dead.
[13:44] Arajin
    He's gonna crush my skull!
[13:47] Senya
    Show him what you're made of!
[13:49] Senya
    Don't cower inside your feelings!
[13:52] Hagure
    Final round.
[13:53] Hagure
    Players, face off.
[13:57] Marito
    The reason I like you, Ara-teen,
[14:01] Marito
    is because I could really feel it then.
[14:05] Marito
    I felt your Honki!
[14:10] Hagure
    Fight!
[14:12] Marito
    Jan...
[14:14] Marito
    ken...
[14:22] Hagure
    Break, break!
[14:23] Hagure
    Toilet!
[14:25] Arajin
    It's gonna blow!
[14:35] Hagure
    Outa-kun!
[14:36] Jabashiri
    Outa-kun!
[14:41] Samaru
    Isn't the car here yet?
[14:42] Siguma B
    We're calling one now!
[14:44] Jabashiri
    Who did this?! Show your damn face!
SIGN    Minato Kai
[14:47] Hagure
    Marito-kun, they found this next to him.
[14:50] Samaru
    That's from Minato!
[14:51] Jabashiri
    Let's raid them, Marito-kun!
[14:54] Marito
    This kind of shit tactic
    isn't Kenichiro's style.
[14:58] Jabashiri
    But we know somebody from Minato did i—
[15:01] Marito
    You're saying one of those
    randos did this to Outa?
[15:06] Marito
    Huh?
[15:09] Jabashiri
    Apologies.
[15:13] Arajin
    I'm not really seeing the whole picture here.
[15:18] Hagure
    After Marito-kun and Outa-kun
    met in middle school,
[15:22] Hagure
    they started calling themselves the
    God Kings and always fought side-by-side.
[15:25] Hagure
    They're war buddies.
[15:27] Hagure
    The only person in Honki City
    who can defeat Outa-kun is Doman.
[15:32] Hagure
    But Marito-kun knows better than anyone that
    Doman wouldn't pull shady stuff like that.
SIGN    Honki City Station
SIGN    To Isesaki City
SIGN    Honnoge
[15:38] Hagure
    So does he avenge his comrade,
[15:40] Hagure
    or does he trust his
    arch rival to act like a man?
[15:44] Senya
    Sounds like a pretty tight friendship.
[15:46] Senya
    Right?
[15:48] Arajin
    Who cares?
[15:54] Arajin
    Ugh, my skull hurts.
[15:57] Mahoro
    Arajin-kun.
[15:58] Arajin
    M-Mahoro-chan?
[16:02] Arajin
    Why?
[16:04] Mahoro
    Thanks for joining Siguma for me.
[16:11] Mahoro
    What's wrong?
[16:13] Mahoro
    Weren't you just at your welcoming party?
[16:15] Arajin
    Yeah, well...
[16:17] Arajin
    My head got smacked real bad,
[16:21] Arajin
    and nobody warned me about that,
[16:24] Arajin
    so I'm thinking maybe I should
    quit Siguma, you know?
[16:33] Mahoro
    Things haven't even gotten started yet.
[16:36] Mahoro
    I'm sure my brother is going to ask you
    to take over for him in Siguma.
[16:42] Mahoro
    Please, Arajin-kun,
[16:44] Mahoro
    do it for me. Defeat my brother!
[16:47] Arajin
    Huh?
[16:51] Mahoro
    Pow.
[16:55] Senya
    What's up? Something happen?
[16:57] Arajin
    Yeah! I'm goin' for it!
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~
    Chinese Restaurant
[17:01] Yayako
    How far did you get with that girl?
    Did you kiss her? Hey!
[17:06] Mahoro
    Good chance that guy will fall in line.
[17:09] Mahoro
    Then, when Big Brother graduates from Siguma,
[17:12] Mahoro
    I'll have him all to myself!
[17:23] Senya
    Whatcha doin' now?
[17:26] Arajin
    So how can we...
[17:28] Arajin
    get our...
[17:30] Arajin
    merge rate up?
[17:31] Senya
    Wh-What was that? What did you just say?
[17:36] Arajin
    I've got to become Marito-san's successor.
[17:40] Arajin
    So it looks like
[17:42] Arajin
    we gotta merge, one way or another.
[17:44] Senya
    You're turning into such a fine man!
[17:49] Senya
    This makes me so happy!
[17:51] Yayako
    Merge? With that girl?
[18:08] Arajin
    Is this really improving our merge rate?
[18:13] Senya
    The important thing is that we harmonize.
[18:15] Senya
    Come on, one more time.
[18:19] Arajin
    What the hell do you mean, "harmonize"?
[18:24] Arajin
    Why do you even want to
    merge in the first place?
[18:27] Senya
    Th-That's what I've been telling you!
[18:30] Senya
    Men have a natural instinct to merge.
[18:33] Arajin
    Oh, that's right. Let's do it, Senya.
[18:37] Senya
    Oh, yeah!
[18:43] Shitate
    Hilarious!
[18:46] Amichi
    What do you think you're looking at? Huh?
[18:48] Hagure
    Let's go, Ryu-chan.
    It'll be trouble if we take them now.
[18:52] Shitate
    First-years from Siguma, huh?
[18:55] Amichi
    You just gonna run away, you spineless punks?
[18:59] Hagure
    Wait! Ryu-chan!
[19:02] Jabashiri
    Who the hell is running?
[19:04] Amichi
    You are! Huh?!
[19:05] Jabashiri
    After you ambushed Outa-kun!
[19:08] Amichi
    Huh? What are you talking—
[19:09] Jabashiri
    Quit acting dumb!
[19:12] Hagure
    Ryu-chan!
[19:14] Hagure
    Ryu-chan, let's go!
[19:16] Jabashiri
    This ain't over yet!
[19:18] Jabashiri
    I swear I'll get vengeance for Outa-kun!
[19:23] Amichi
    That asshole.
[19:40] Zabu
    The pitcher winds up
    and throws the first ball!
[19:44] Komao
    Sup... sock... zam!
[19:48] Komao
    The pitcher killer!
[19:51] P.E. Teacher
    Okay, find a partner and stretch.
[19:53] Arajin
    Huh? Uh...
[19:55] Matakara
    Let's pair up.
[19:56] Arajin
    Yeah... Huh?!
[20:00] Matakara
    It's been a while, right?
[20:04] Arajin
    What has?
[20:05] Matakara
    We always used to be partners
    in elementary school.
[20:11] Arajin
    I don't even remember.
[20:15] P.E. Teacher
    Switch sides.
[20:21] Matakara
    You good?
[20:23] Arajin
    Of... course I am!
[20:27] Matakara
    What did Jin-san say to you?
[20:29] Arajin
    Y-You're asking that now?
[20:31] Matakara
    Even if she asked you to,
    there's no reason to join Siguma.
[20:36] Arajin
    Sh-She said... I have to...
    become Marito-san's successor!
[20:45] Matakara
    Ara-chan?
[20:46] Minato Kai officer B
    Matakara! Siguma got Shitate and Amichi!
[20:56] Komao
    Damn it! They tied them
    up tight in these fundoshi!
[21:00] Zabu
    Nobody but Siguma would put
    them in something like that.
[21:03] Zabu
    They won't get away with this!
[21:12] Siguma A
    Minato?!
[21:15] Siguma A
    What the hell are you doing?
[21:17] Komao
    You're the ones who started this!
[21:20] Komao
    Eat this!
[21:22] Komao
    Yeah?
[21:23] Siguma A
    You piece of shit!
[21:24] Komao
    Hah?
[21:27] Jabashiri
    Those Minato scum.
[21:29] Jabashiri
    I can't take this anymore.
SIGN    You're next
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Mi
[21:42] Matakara
    We at least got them to a hospital.
[21:46] Matakara
    They had broken ribs.
[21:48] Zabu
    And they were completely humiliated.
SIGN    Ocean
SIGN    Truth
SIGN    Spirit
SIGN    Sincerity
[21:56] Zabu
    What the hell are you doing?
[21:57] Matakara
    What business do you have here?
[22:00] Marito
    I've got a debt to repay.
[22:03] Marito
    Show your face, Kenichiro!
SIGN    Stop the War!
SIGN    Sometimes You Gotta Eat Goya Chanpuru
[23:45] Marito
    Bucchigi-you again next week!

E4 - Stop the War! ~Sometimes You Gotta Eat Goya Chanpuru~

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[00:01] Matakara
    What business do you have here?
[00:04] Marito
    I've got a debt to repay.
[00:07] Marito
    Show your face, Kenichiro!
[00:25] Zabu
    Matakara!
[00:28] Matakara
    Why?
[00:29] Matakara
    Please at least tell us the reason.
[00:32] Jabashiri
    Answer that yourself, chickenshit!
[00:35] Siguma 1
    Screw you, punk!
[00:36] Officer B
    You're the ones playing dirty!
[00:38] Siguma 2
    I'll smash your face in!
[00:39] Zabu
    Who the hell do you
    think you are, Jabashiri?
[00:41] Zabu
    You're the asshole cowards who
    ganged up and jumped our guys
[00:44] Zabu
    and left them spread out like that!
[00:46] Jabashiri
    Like what?
[00:48] Zabu
    You stuck them in those
    flashy boxers! Right?!
[00:51] Jabashiri
    Huh?! Well, you strung our
    guys up in trashy fundoshi!
[00:55] Zabu
    The hell you talking about,
    you dick-wagging boxer freak?!
[00:58] Jabashiri
    You're the one with his dick
    hanging out, you little prick!
[01:05] Komao
    Zabu! Why, you...
[01:07] Matakara
    Hold it!
[01:09] Matakara
    Zabu, calm down!
SIGN    Minato Kai
[01:14] Matakara
    What's that?
[01:16] Marito
    Oh, this little thing?
[01:18] Marito
    It was lying on the ground next to Outa.
[01:22] Matakara
    Minato guys would never
    do something so cowardly.
[01:25] Matakara
    Even you must realize that!
[01:37] Marito
    If you're saying it isn't Minato,
[01:39] Marito
    then bring the guys who got Outa
    to the Coliseum this time tomorrow.
[01:45] Marito
    If you don't, it's war.
[01:47] Matakara
    You can't...
[01:49] Marito
    Kenichiro.
[01:52] Marito
    This time, we're going to settle it.
[02:08] Matakara
    Ken-san...
SIGN    #04 Stop the War! Sometimes You Gotta Eat Goya Chanpuru
[03:45] Senya
    You're really gettin' into it!
[03:50] (Flashback) Mahoro
    Do it for me. Defeat my brother!
[03:54] Arajin
    Sure! I'll defeat your brother, babe!
[04:00] Arajin
    Wait.
[04:01] Senya
    What's wrong?
[04:02] (Flashback) Mahoro
    If you hurt my brother again, I'll kill you.
[04:05] Arajin
    Um, so I can't leave a mark on his face,
    but still I have to defeat him?
[04:11] Arajin
    Hmm? Does that make sense?
[04:14] Senya
    Of course it does! Punch him
    in the gut and take him out.
[04:18] Arajin
    Oh, that's it!
[04:20] Arajin
    Swing-swing! Get him
    in the body, take him out.
[04:23] Arajin
    Then get with Mahoro-chan
    and swing-swing, swing-swing,
[04:25] Arajin
    swing-a-ling!
[04:29] Arajin
    Er, huh? Seems kinda stuffy.
[04:35] Hagure
    So because of that,
    we're going to war with Minato.
[04:39] Arajin
    I don't wanna get involved in this!
[04:41] Hagure
    Things look really bad this time.
[04:44] Samaru
    We're gonna slaughter
    every last Minato asshole!
[04:47] Siguma I
    Don't let them get away alive!
[04:49] Hagure
    The only thing that would come
    from a Siguma-Minato war
[04:52] Hagure
    is a battle without honor or humanity!
[04:55] Hagure
    Revenge upon revenge,
    washing blood away with more blood.
[04:58] Hagure
    An endless hell!
[05:01] Senya
    Time for the festivities to begin!
[05:04] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go! Bucchigiri!
[05:07] Arajin
    Shut your face.
[05:10] Arajin
    So how is Marito-san taking all this?
[05:13] Hagure
    Well...
[05:15] Jabashiri
    I think he's focused on
    settling his beef with Doman.
[05:19] Arajin
    Marito-san and that old
    geezer are... settling it?
SIGN    Aabar Bath
[05:23] Komao
    I got a major fight boner!
[05:25] Komao
    Let's pile those Siguma punks up and
    send them all to the hospital, yeah?
[05:31] Matakara
    Talk when you've finished chewing, okay?
[05:33] Komao
    Nom, nom!
[05:36] Matakara
    But I wonder about this.
[05:40] Zabu
    What? Are you anti-war or something?
[05:44] Matakara
    I mean,
[05:46] Matakara
    Minato Kai has always been about man-to-man
    combat. About pursuing our true strength.
[05:51] Komao
    Doesn't that belong to Mitsukuni-san?
[05:55] Matakara
    Yeah.
[06:04] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    Matakara.
[06:06] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    A Honki Person would never...
[06:10] (Flashback) Matakara
    ...run away.
[06:19] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    Keep working to become Honki.
[06:21] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    If anyone can do it, you can.
[06:26] Matakara
    I want to keep my promise to my brother.
[06:30] Matakara
    And to the Minato Kai
    he cares so much about.
[06:35] Zabu
    Minato's legendary 42nd leader,
    Asamine Mitsukuni,
[06:41] Zabu
    is someone we always looked up to.
[06:44] Zabu
    Doesn't he get out of juvie soon?
[06:47] Matakara
    Mm-hmm.
[06:50] Komao
    Those Siguma punks!
[06:52] Komao
    There's no way Minato would
    ambush someone like that!
[07:00] Matakara
    I've got something to do.
[07:02] Komao
    Hey! You aren't eating this?
[07:04] Matakara
    It's yours.
[07:05] Komao
    Yes! I'll take the wiener.
[07:08] Komao
    Broccoli for you.
[07:10] Komao
    Hey, you haven't been wearing your
    jacket recently. Where's your armband?
[07:15] Zabu
    Y-Yeah... I hung it out to dry
    and some crows flew away with it.
[07:19] Komao
    Crows? Flew away with it, you say?
[07:29] Komao
    Was it you?!
[07:30] Komao
    I'll grill you into yakitori
    and eat you, damn birds!
SIGN    Just leave
    me alone!
SIGN    I can't leave
    you alone!
SIGN    Let go!
SIGN    Takagi-kun...
SIGN    Natsukawa-san...
SIGN    I have to tell
    you that I...
[07:39] Zabu
    Lame.
[07:41] Akutaro
    Hi!
[07:42] Akutaro
    You're Zabu-kun from Minato, right?
[07:44] Zabu
    What would a half-assed NG like you want?
[07:47] Akutaro
    Just to introduce myself.
[07:49] Akutaro
    How do you do? My name is Shindo Akutaro.
[07:54] Akutaro
    Nice to meet you.
[07:56] Zabu
    So you're the dude they
    call Emperor or whatever?
[07:59] Zabu
    Banished from Minato half a year ago
    but still acting the tough guy, huh?
[08:03] Akutaro
    Oh, don't be so cranky. Let's be friendly.
[08:07] Zabu
    Like hell!
[08:08] Zabu
    You're just some small fry with a
    head to match. Quit tryin' to show off.
SIGN    Minato Kai
[08:29] Akutaro
    Well, you just lost miserably
    to this small fry.
[08:34] Zabu
    It was so pathetic, I can't tell anyone.
[08:39] Senya
    Once we get home, back to training!
[08:41] Arajin
    There's no need. Marito-san and
    Ken-san are gonna fight each other.
[08:45] Senya
    Huh? So what?
[08:47] Arajin
    You sure are slow! Listen up.
[08:50] Arajin
    If Marito-san happens to win...
[08:57] Marito
    I have achieved all I desired.
[09:00] Marito
    I'm leaving the rest to you, Ara-teen.
[09:05] Arajin
    You can rely on me, Brother.
[09:08] Arajin
    And if Ken-san wins...
[09:13] Marito
    It's up to you now, Ara-teen.
[09:17] Arajin
    You have no reason to worry.
    I will lead Siguma!
[09:29] Mahoro
    Arajin-kun!
[09:32] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
[09:34] Yayako
    Oh, my! You've become
    such a handsome young man!
[09:37] Yayako
    So you were going to the same school?
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~
    Chinese Restaurant
[09:39] Yayako
    He doesn't tell me a thing!
[09:42] Arajin
    I'm back.
[09:43] Yayako
    Welcome home! Arajin...
[09:45] Arajin
    Huh?
[09:46] Yayako
    You have a visitor!
[09:55] Arajin
    You can't just show up at my home.
[09:58] Matakara
    Sorry.
[09:59] Arajin
    What the hell do you want?
[10:00] Arajin
    Make it quick. I'm hungry.
[10:04] Matakara
    How's Siguma going?
[10:05] Arajin
    It's fine.
[10:07] Matakara
    Tomorrow, we're going to war
    with Siguma. You've heard, right?
[10:11] Matakara
    Are you going to fight, too?
[10:13] Arajin
    I don't know.
[10:15] Arajin
    Depends on the situation.
[10:17] Matakara
    I want you to stop Marito-kun.
    I'm sure you'd be able to convince him.
[10:22] Arajin
    Why me? It's none of my business.
[10:26] Matakara
    Our guys would never ambush someone
    like that. I doubt Siguma would, either.
[10:31] Matakara
    And... I've got a really bad feeling.
[10:34] Matakara
    So please. This must be some
    kind of misunderstanding.
[10:37] Matakara
    We can't fight over something like this.
[10:40] Matakara
    That isn't what Honki People do!
[10:42] Arajin
    I said it's none of my business.
[10:45] Matakara
    But I know you can do it!
[10:47] Matakara
    I have faith in you, Ara-chan!
[10:49] Matakara
    Quit talking like a little kid!
[10:53] Senya
    He gets so worked up
    when Matakara is around.
[10:59] Matakara
    You always stood by me, Ara-chan.
[11:04] (Flashback) Arajin
    This is for you.
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Ara
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Takara
[11:10] (Flashback) Arajin
    Give it here.
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Ara
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Takara
[11:19] (Flashback) Matakara
    That's so cool!
[11:22] (Flashback) Arajin
    It's a best friend stone!
[11:24] (Flashback) Arajin
    Let's become Honki People together!
[11:29] (Flashback) Matakara
    Yeah!
[11:33] Matakara
    I still want that.
[11:35] Matakara
    I want to become a Honki Person with you!
[11:42] Arajin
    Just get out! Get out!
[11:44] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[11:45] Arajin
    That's ancient history!
    I don't want to hear it!
[11:50] Yayako
    What, what, what? They've got so much angst!
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
[12:00] Senya
    Hey, did something happen
    between you and Matakara?
[12:04] Senya
    Come on, tell me! Something happened, right?
[12:07] Senya
    Hello? Are you even listening?
[12:10] Senya
    Hey!
[12:13] Arajin
    Shut! Up!
SIGN    Bro gets home! 2 PM
[12:33] Matakara
    Brother,
[12:35] Matakara
    I don't know what to do.
[12:42] Matakara
    Please come home soon.
[12:53] Mahoro
    I know you love these, Big Brother.
[12:55] Mahoro
    Here, open wide.
[12:57] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
[12:59] Arajin
    It's finally happening.
[13:02] Arajin
    I'm sure your brother will
    take the top in today's war.
[13:06] Arajin
    When that happens, he'll be able to rest
    assured and graduate from the gang.
[13:09] Arajin
    Of course, I, his trusted companion,
    will be asked to take over for him.
[13:14] Arajin
    I'm sure of that.
[13:22] Yayako
    Goya Chanpuru, bitter
    as youthful angst. For you!
[13:26] Arajin
    It ain't even Chinese?!
[13:27] Mahoro
    Oh, right.
[13:29] Mahoro
    Once he finishes off that triple-fundoshi
    gorilla, Brother will be able to graduate,
[13:35] Mahoro
    and then I won't need you anymore.
[13:37] Arajin
    Um, "won't need" in what sense, exactly?
[13:43] Matakara
    Can I have a minute?
[13:45] Arajin
    Matakara?
[13:46] Arajin
    Back off, man. I don't care what you say—
[13:49] Matakara
    Jin-san, I'd like to talk to you.
[13:52] Arajin
    Huh?
[13:54] Matakara
    About Marito-kun.
[14:00] Arajin
    You really should stay away
    from these Minato guys.
[14:03] Arajin
    Hullo, hullo?
[14:09] Arajin
    Um...
[14:11] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan?
[14:21] Arajin
    No way. Is he...
[14:23] Arajin
    asking Mahoro-chan out?
[14:25] Senya
    Well, he is a lot manlier than you.
[14:28] Senya
    What chance do you have now?
[14:31] Mahoro
    So? What about my brother?
[14:33] Matakara
    The war between Minato
    and Siguma is about to begin,
[14:37] Matakara
    but there's something strange about it.
[14:39] Matakara
    Like, they aren't acting like themselves.
[14:41] Mahoro
    Could you get to the point?
[14:44] Matakara
    I'd like you to convince
    Marito-kun to stop the war.
[14:47] Mahoro
    Are you kidding?
    You called me out here for that?
[14:51] Mahoro
    I'm going.
[14:52] Matakara
    You aren't worried at all for Marito-kun?
[14:55] Matakara
    They're all acting so bloodthirsty.
[14:57] Matakara
    At this rate, they might
    end up killing each other.
[15:05] Mahoro
    He wouldn't listen to what I say anyway.
[15:12] Matakara
    Then persuade Ara-chan to stop Marito-kun!
[15:15] Mahoro
    Huh? There's no way he could handle that.
[15:19] Matakara
    Yes, he can.
[15:20] Matakara
    Ara-chan definitely can.
[15:24] Mahoro
    This is going nowhere.
[15:25] Matakara
    Wait!
[15:28] Mahoro
    I told you. Get your stinking hands off me,
     you sick blockhead!
[15:41] Arajin
    H-H-H-Hug—
[15:42] Arajin
    Huggi-huggi-huggi-hugging?!
[15:45] Senya
    Hey! Are you okay!
[15:47] Senya
    Don't die! Don't die on me!
[15:49] Senya
    Pull yourself together, man!
[15:52] Matakara
    I care too much about Minato
[15:55] Matakara
    to see them get into
    a misguided war like this.
[15:58] Matakara
    I want to keep my promise to my big brother!
[16:04] Matakara
    Oh, sorry!
[16:05] Matakara
    You probably couldn't breathe.
[16:10] Mahoro
    You've got a big brother, too?
[16:11] Matakara
    Huh? Yeah.
[16:14] Matakara
    There's a reason I can't see him right now,
[16:17] Matakara
    but he's coming home soon.
[16:24] Arajin
    Hey, is the sky up there pretty big?
[16:28] Arajin
    Beyond the clouds, I bet there's
    an island I've never seen before.
[16:35] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan?
[16:37] Mahoro
    Stand up.
[16:44] Mahoro
    Go make my brother stop the war.
[16:48] Arajin
    Huh?
[16:52] Mahoro
    Pow.
[16:57] Arajin
    Your wish is my command!
[17:03] Arajin
    Oh, crap. I'm out of time!
[17:08] Arajin
    Um, Marito-san.
[17:10] Arajin
    I understand that you are preparing
    for hostilities with Minato...
[17:13] Marito
    Yeah? So?
[17:14] Arajin
    Oh, nothing! It just sounds so fun!
[17:18] Arajin
    No way, no way, no way! There's
    no way I can stop him, Mahoro-chan!
[17:21] Marito
    Ara-teen, you want a Maji Kebab, too?
[17:23] Arajin
    I actually just had a bento, so—
[17:29] Arajin
    Wow! It's piping hot!
[17:33] Arajin
    I'll just dig right in!
[17:38] Marito
    I eat and eat, but it never
    satisfies my hunger.
SIGN    Minato Kai
[17:46] Minato I
    Let 'em have it!
[17:46] Minato A
    Don't go easy on 'em!
[17:48] Minato guys
    We'll show them!
[17:48] Komao
    We're gonna murder every
    last one of those Sigumas!
[17:50] Minato guys
    They'll get what's coming to them!
[18:07] Minato guys
    Ken-san! Let's go!
[18:07] Matakara
    Ken-san! Please listen
    to what I have to say.
[18:10] Matakara
    Ara-chan is talking to Marito-kun right now!
[18:13] Matakara
    So just...
SIGN    The Time Has Come to Settle This
[18:19] Matakara
    Oh, no...
[18:26] Minato guys
    It's war!
[18:28] Minato guys
    We're gonna humiliate them!
[18:31] Minato guys
    We'll show them!
[18:48] Zabu
    Matakara...
[18:53] Zabu
    I...
[19:00] Otomi
    Oh, dear... What to do?
[19:02] Otomi
    Yeah, I just have to quit.
[19:04] Otomi
    Yeah... huh?
[19:06] Otomi
    Oh, come on!
[19:13] Momotari
    Welcome in!
[19:16] Momotari
    The same for today?
[19:19] Otomi
    I'll take Jasmine-chan.
[19:20] Momotari
    Okay, one Jasmine-chan combo!
[19:23] Otomi
    I, uh, I'm sorry I haven't
    been around. Are you mad?
[19:27] Otomi
    I'm sorry! I said I'm sorry!
[19:29] Otomi
    No, there isn't anyone else!
    I only have eyes for you!
[19:32] Otomi
    Please, you have to believe me!
[19:36] Arajin
    What do I do now?
    If I can't convince Marito-san,
[19:40] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan is gonna be through with me.
[19:43] Senya
    She and Matakara were hitting it off.
[19:49] Arajin
    H-H-H-Hug—
[19:50] Arajin
    Huggi-huggi-huggi-hugging?!
[19:50] Senya
    Hey! Pull it together!
[19:57] Akutaro
    Out of the way, sonny.
[19:59] Akutaro
    And quit grunting like that. It's a turnoff.
[20:02] Akutaro
    Why don't you run along home, little buddy,
[20:05] Akutaro
    and rub one out or something?
[20:07] Arajin
    What was that,
    Mr. High-and-Mighty Four-Eyes?
[20:11] Arajin
    Right now, I'm...
[20:12] Arajin
    under a hell of a lot of pressure!
[20:16] Zabu
    Shindo Akutaro.
[20:18] Zabu
    He's the guy who got Outa-kun.
[20:22] Matakara
    So Shindo set all of this up?
[20:25] Zabu
    I'm sorry. It's my fault.
[20:30] Matakara
    Nah.
[20:32] Matakara
    Thanks for telling me.
[20:34] Zabu
    Matakara...
[20:37] Matakara
    I'm going.
[20:39] Zabu
    Going? Where?
[20:41] Matakara
    Even if I tell Marito-kun,
    I doubt he'll believe me.
[20:46] Matakara
    So I'll go straight to Shindo instead.
[20:53] Senya
    Using a weapon, you coward?!
[20:56] Senya
    Let's show him!
[20:58] Senya
    The fruits of our training!
[21:01] Arajin
    Oh, yeah!
[21:02] Senya
    Your...
[21:03] Arajin
    My...
[21:04] Arajin & Senya
    ...wish is...
[21:07] Arajin
    ...to lose my virginity!
[21:11] Senya
    Bucchigiri!
[21:16] Akutaro
    You don't have a chance! Not a chance!
[21:20] Akutaro
    What?! No effect?
[21:28] Arajin & Senya
    One more shot!
[21:29] Arajin & Senya
    Heave-ho!
[21:37] Arajin
    Well, that's that.
[21:38] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go! Bucchigiri!
[21:43] Senya
    Our merge rate is going up! All right!
[21:50] Akutaro
    Oh, how I remember the pain.
[22:01] Arajin
    Wh-What's going on?
[22:07] Senya
    It can't be!
[22:11] Senya
    Ichiya?!
SIGN    Frightening!
SIGN    Chili Shrimps Falling Down Like Snowflakes!
[23:45] Akutaro
    Wanna Bucchigi-me again next week?

E5 - Frightening! Chili Shrimps Falling Down Like Snowflakes!

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[00:06] NG Boys A
    Pick up the pace!
[00:08] NG Boys A
    If you don't make enough before the war,
    the Emperor will toss you in prison!
[00:13] NG Boys A
    Hey! Get your shit together!
[00:18] NG Boys A
    Who the hell are you?
[00:21] Matakara
    I'm from Minato Kai. Asamine Matakara.
[00:23] Matakara
    I have business with Shindo.
[00:25] NG Boys A
    He's from Minato!
[00:26] NG Boys C
    You punk!
[00:33] Matakara
    This is what they're planning?
[00:41] Akutaro
    Welcome, Asamine Matakara-kun
    of the Minato Kai.
[00:46] Matakara
    Shindo.
[00:48] Matakara
    I have something to ask you.
[00:50] Akutaro
    What might that be?
[00:51] Akutaro
    Oh, that's right! We're entertaining
    a special guest right now.
[00:56] Akutaro
    Come on, AJ!
[00:59] Arajin
    You called?
[01:03] Matakara
    Ara-chan?!
SIGN    #05 Frightening! Chili Shrimps Falling Down Like Snowflakes!
[02:35] Matakara
    Ara-chan! What are you doing?
[02:39] Arajin
    P-Playing king's orders.
[02:42] Akutaro
    Are you guys friends?
[02:44] Arajin
    No, it's not like that at all!
[02:50] Arajin
    What the hell are you here for?
[02:52] Matakara
    Ara-chan, this war between Minato and Siguma
[02:56] Matakara
    is all a trap that he set up!
[02:59] Akutaro
    I haven't the slightest idea what you mean.
[03:02] Matakara
    In that case, I'll do this the hard way.
[03:04] Arajin
    Give it up! Just go, Matakara.
[03:07] Matakara
    Move it. He's behind everything!
[03:10] Arajin
    What the hell is going on?
[03:14] Senya
    Could that really be him?
[03:17] Akutaro
    All right. Go ahead and ask me...
[03:21] Akutaro
    the hard way.
[03:35] Akutaro
    Yeah, as if.
[03:42] Akutaro
    Good boy.
[03:48] Akutaro
    If you're the number two now,
    Minato must've sunk to a new low.
[03:53] Senya
    With kicks like that, there's no mistake.
[03:56] Senya
    He must have Ichiya inside him!
[04:01] Otomi
    Okay, okay.
[04:05] Otomi
    Today's the day...
[04:15] Momotari
    Welcome in!
[04:17] Momotari
    The usual again today?
[04:23] Otomi
    Jasmine-chan, please.
[04:24] Momotari
    Okay, extra helping of Jasmine-chan!
[04:27] Otomi
    U-Um... Would you please cheer up?
[04:31] Otomi
    Here, a present! It's a choker.
[04:34] Otomi
    I'm sure it'll look great on you, Jasmine-chan!
[04:38] Zabu
    Why the hell won't you pick up?
[04:40] Zabu
    Matakara!
[04:57] Arajin
    Are you okay?
[04:58] Matakara
    Why are you hanging out with a guy like that?
[05:01] Matakara
    Also...
[05:03] Matakara
    why are you naked?
[05:06] Arajin
    Well, that's...
[05:10] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Oh, how I remember the pain.
[05:16] (Flashback) Arajin
    Ew. How is he able to get up?
[05:22] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Come on.
[05:23] (Flashback) Arajin
    You piece of—
[05:24] (Flashback) Senya
    Arajin!
[05:25] (Flashback) Arajin
    I wanna lose my virginity!
[05:31] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Oh, so you're a cherry boy?
[05:34] (Flashback) Arajin
    Wh-What's wrong with that?!
[05:37] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Nothing wrong at all.
[05:40] (Flashback) Akutaro
    We all start that way, after all!
[06:09] (Flashback) NG Girls C
    Ooh! How cute!
[06:12] (Flashback) NG Girls A
    Well, now...
[06:15] (Flashback) NG Girls all
    Who's the king?
[06:23] Arajin
    So I... well...
[06:25] Senya
    Yeah, kinda embarrassing.
[06:28] Arajin
    Shut up!
[06:29] Arajin
    I-I've got my own reasons, anyway.
[06:32] Arajin
    But why can't you just drop it?
    Fights like this happen all the time.
[06:36] Matakara
    A fight that's rigged like this
    isn't a real fight, though!
[06:41] Arajin
    Huh? What are you talking
    about? "A real fight"?
[06:43] Arajin
    This is so stupid.
[06:45] Matakara
    What happened to you?
[06:47] Matakara
    You were always way more
    into Honki People than I was!
[06:51] Arajin
    How many times do I have to tell you?
[06:53] Arajin
    I don't give a damn about Honki People!
[06:55] Akutaro
    Oh?
[06:56] Akutaro
    You two seem to have
    a very special relationship.
[07:01] Akutaro
    Come on, AJ.
[07:03] Akutaro
    Everybody's waiting for you.
[07:10] Matakara
    Ara-chan, I...
[07:12] Matakara
    I've always believed in you!
[07:14] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[07:16] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    What do we have here? Playing superhero?
[07:24] (Flashback) Matakara (5th grade)
    This is for real!
[07:26] (Flashback) Matakara (5th grade)
    We're training to become Honki People!
[07:27] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    That's so dorky! What the hell
    are Honki People, anyway?
[07:31] (Flashback) Arajin (5th grade)
    Let's go, man.
[07:34] (Flashback) Arajin (5th grade)
    Just forget about these guys!
[07:36] (Flashback) Matakara (5th grade)
    But they're making fun of Honki People!
[07:40] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    Well, you are "for real" a total dumbass, kid.
[07:44] (Flashback) Arajin (5th grade)
    Matakara!
[08:02] (Flashback) Arajin (5th grade)
    Matakara...
[08:04] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    That's cold, man.
    Just throw your pal under the bus?
[08:08] (Flashback) Arajin (5th grade)
    But I can't... I can't do anything!
[08:12] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    Next...
[08:14] (Flashback) Middle schooler A
    It's your turn!
[08:19] (Flashback) Middle schooler B
    He ran away!
[08:25] Arajin
    Quit reminding me of shit like that!
[08:40] Jabashiri
    So they showed up.
[08:42] Jabashiri
    We'll take those Minato scum and
    slaughter the whole lot of them!
[08:50] Mahoro
    Once he finishes off that triple-fundoshi
    gorilla, Brother will graduate Siguma,
[08:55] Mahoro
    and then he'll be all mine!
[08:57] Mahoro
    But he did get really hurt before.
[08:59] Mahoro
    Jeez! What happened to that stone
    pervert guy and his blockhead friend?
[09:17] Akutaro
    Everyone, we have a special guest! This is AJ!
[09:20] Arajin
    Glad to be here!
[09:22] NG Boys & Girls
    Yay!
[09:22] NG Boys & Girls
    Hooray!
[09:23] NG Boys & Girls
    AJ!
[09:24] Akutaro
    AJ is actually in Siguma right now,
[09:27] Akutaro
    but he says he doesn't vibe with them at all!
[09:29] Akutaro
    And of course he doesn't!
    The head of their gang is nonsense!
[09:33] Akutaro
    He's a super lame, rotten freak, am I right?
[09:37] NG Boys A
    He's nonsense!
[09:38] NG Boys I
    Lame and rotten!
[09:40] Akutaro
    That all you got?
[09:42] NG Boys U
    Lame piece of shit!
[09:43] NG Boys Ki
    Frickin' nonsense!
[09:44] NG Boys O
    Rotten chickenshit asshole!
[09:46] Akutaro
    Okay, okay.
[09:48] Akutaro
    So dump that Siguma trash and come join us.
[09:51] Arajin
    Uh, I guess I do want to learn
    a little more about NG! Yeah...
[09:56] NG Girls
    Hi!
[09:58] Akutaro
    Well, listen up, then.
    E-4 is the motto we go by here.
[10:02] Arajin
    Huh... Meaning?
[10:04] Akutaro
    Energy!
[10:06] Akutaro
    Enjoy!
[10:09] Akutaro
    Ecstasy!
[10:12] Akutaro
    Hey, say it!
[10:13] NG Boys & Girls
    Emperor!
[10:16] Arajin
    Emperor!
[10:18] Arajin
    This is so dumb!
[10:20] Akutaro
    Well, then.
[10:22] Akutaro
    The final battle between Minato
    and Siguma is about to begin,
[10:26] Akutaro
    so I want you all to murder out there.
[10:29] Akutaro
    If you don't,
[10:31] Akutaro
    it'll be me murdering you instead.
[10:34] NG Boys
    Murder them! Murder them!
[10:38] NG Boys
    Murder them! Murder them!
[10:38] Arajin
    These guys don't seem right.
[10:40] Senya
    Hmph. A fight isn't something
    you do because you're told to.
[10:44] Arajin
    Do you even hear yourself?
[10:50] Akutaro
    It's just about time.
[10:52] Akutaro
    Shall we go?
[10:54] Arajin
    Um, but where to?
[10:56] Akutaro
    What did I just say?
[10:58] Akutaro
    When Minato and Siguma meet to take each
    other out, we're gonna round them all up and...
[11:08] Akutaro
    finish them off.
[11:11] Senya
    So it is just like Matakara said.
[11:20] Matakara
    Ara-chan! Ara-chan!
[11:28] Matakara
    Ara-chan, have you actually
[11:31] Matakara
    completely given up on
    becoming Honki People?
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Ara
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Takara
[11:45] (Flashback) Arajin
    It's a best friend stone!
[11:48] (Flashback) Arajin
    Let's become Honki People together!
[11:51] Matakara
    That's right.
[11:53] Matakara
    There's no way Ara-chan would
    give up on his dream to be Honki.
[11:57] Matakara
    That's not who he is!
[12:05] Zabu
    Matakara...
[12:06] Komao
    It's almost time!
[12:08] Komao
    They're gonna pay for what they did!
[12:12] Komao
    Hey, Zabu? Where the hell are you going?
[12:20] Marito
    Today, we finally settle the score,
[12:25] Marito
    Kenichiro.
[12:27] Jabashiri
    Marito-kun! Let him have it!
[12:29] Siguma guys
    Yeah!
[12:29] Mahoro
    What is that? What is that body?!
[12:30] Siguma guys
    That's right!
[12:32] Mahoro
    A god? Is my brother actually a god?!
[12:38] Akutaro
    When you were talking to Matakara-kun
    earlier, he said something about Honki People.
[12:44] Arajin
    Yeah, it's how we used to play as kids.
[12:50] Arajin
    But he still hasn't grown out of it.
[12:55] Arajin
    What a pain in the ass.
[12:58] Akutaro
    Have you visited Honki Shrine recently?
[13:01] Arajin
    Huh?
[13:02] Senya
    Tell him you haven't.
[13:05] Arajin
    I don't think so.
[13:08] Akutaro
    Oh.
[13:11] Akutaro
    I'm really starting to feel
    like we're gonna get along.
[13:17] Arajin
    Huh?
[13:19] Akutaro
    I want to make you my right-hand man.
[13:22] Akutaro
    So join me.
[13:25] Arajin
    Yeah, that's way too much
    responsibility for me!
[13:28] Arajin
    And those guys all have that
    weird look in their eyes.
[13:31] Akutaro
    You might end up toasting your cherry
    goodbye with the NG Girls, though.
[13:49] Mahoro
    Pow!
[13:52] Arajin
    Ah, I can't make up my mind!
[13:55] Akutaro
    AJ, you can have everything you want!
[13:58] Arajin
    Everything?
[14:00] Akutaro
    Yeah! You have to do whatever
    it takes to get what you want.
[14:05] Akutaro
    Just like I'm going to get
    everything I want today.
[14:10] Akutaro
    Minato and Siguma... and then...
[14:14] Akutaro
    Kenichiro! I'm going to crush them all!
[14:19] Arajin
    Um, do you mind if I ask why?
[14:22] Arajin
    Why don't you just leave those guys alone?
SIGN    Minato Kai
[15:02] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Senpai, you're too stubborn.
[15:05] (Flashback) Akutaro
    The fight is over.
[15:07] (Flashback) Senpai B
    No, it's not.
[15:09] (Flashback) Senpai B
    You haven't won the fight yet!
[15:15] (Flashback) Senpai B
    Your kicks are too weak.
[15:21] (Flashback) Akutaro
    I said back off already!
[15:35] (Flashback) Akutaro
    What is this?
[15:37] (Flashback) Akutaro
    I won, didn't I? I'm the one who won!
[15:41] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Isn't that right, Ken-san?
[15:43] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Ken-san?
[15:45] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Wait...
[15:46] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Wait! Hey!
[15:48] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Turn and face me!
[15:50] (Flashback) Akutaro
    Kenichiro!
[16:00] Akutaro
    I am the one.
[16:01] Akutaro
    I am the one who will bring
    Kenichiro to his knees.
[16:05] Akutaro
    And I decided that if anyone gets in my way,
[16:08] Akutaro
    no matter who they are, I will kill them.
[16:12] Arajin
    Wow, you sure do hold a grudge.
[16:16] Akutaro
    Let's just say that I'm dedicated.
[16:19] Akutaro
    But aren't you and I alike that way?
[16:22] Arajin
    Huh?
[16:23] Arajin
    I think I'm more of a pacifist.
[16:26] Arajin
    So this type of deal
    isn't my thing, you know?
[16:30] Akutaro
    But you still want to say
    "cherry, goodbye." Don't you?
[16:33] Arajin
    Well, that is true.
[16:38] Akutaro
    You know, what all girls
    really want is a strong man.
[16:44] NG Girls
    AJ!
[16:46] Mahoro
    Heart!
[16:49] Arajin
    Then I'll show them what true
    manly strength looks like.
[16:59] Komao
    Come on, Zabu! What is that bozo doing?
[17:01] Komao
    It's about to start!
[17:14] Minato guys
    Now that's a man!
[17:15] Minato guys
    Ken-san. I love you, man.
[17:16] Minato guys
    A man among men.
[17:17] Minato guys
    I'm getting chills!
[17:17] Mahoro
    If Brother fights that thing,
    he'll be broken in half!
[17:22] Mahoro
    What the heck are those guys doing?
[17:24] Mahoro
    Hurry up, stone perv! Blockhead!
[17:28] NG Boys A
    You asked for it, you—
[17:30] Zabu
    This is Zabu Kakeru from Minato Kai!
[17:33] Zabu
    Matakara? You here?
[17:38] Matakara
    Just in time!
[17:40] Zabu
    Are you okay?
[17:41] Matakara
    You have to hurry.
    Shindo is headed to the Coliseum!
[17:49] Akutaro
    So, shall we let them snuff each other out?
[17:53] NG Boys
    Murder them! Murder them!
[17:57] NG Boys
    Murder them! Murder them!
[18:02] NG Boys
    Murder them! Murder them!
[18:02] Senya
    It's so damn pathetic
    that they need weapons.
[18:05] Senya
    Where the hell is their manly pride? Right?
[18:09] Senya
    Hey. Where do you think you're going?
[18:12] Arajin
    Well, you know.
    To lose my virginity, you know?
[18:16] Arajin
    I don't wanna get stuck in some stupid war!
[18:18] Senya
    Huh?! But if you get into it here,
    our merge rate will go through the roof!
[18:22] Senya
    Don't you chicken out!
[18:24] Arajin
    Impossible!
[18:25] Senya
    Hey!
[18:27] Akutaro
    Where are you off to, AJ?
[18:29] Arajin
    Um, to the toilet.
[18:32] Akutaro
    It seems you're still conflicted.
[18:34] Akutaro
    Once we crush Siguma,
    that babe will be ours, you know.
[18:38] Arajin
    That babe?
[18:41] Akutaro
    Jin Marito has a little sister
    named Mahoro, you see.
[18:45] Akutaro
    She's a real cutie.
[18:47] Akutaro
    Well, not really my type, though.
[18:54] Senya
    What the...
[18:56] Akutaro
    But she has a nice face, at least. Maybe we
    could put that bird on display, you know?
[19:01] Arajin
    On display?
[19:05] Senya
    My body...
[19:07] Akutaro
    Wouldn't it be a great look if I kept their
    boss's little sister around to service me?
[19:12] Akutaro
    What do they call that, a trophy girl?
[19:15] Senya
    I-I'm hot!
[19:18] Akutaro
    You know, AJ, I could even
    pass her to you once in a while.
[19:29] Arajin & Senya
    Heave!
[19:40] Arajin
    Huh?
[19:41] Senya
    What the hell was that?
[19:46] Arajin
    I'm gonna blow!
[19:55] Akutaro
    There's no mistake.
[19:56] Akutaro
    He's got Senya inside him!
[20:06] Komao
    You Siguma trash!
[20:08] Komao
    We're gonna wipe the floor with you!
[20:11] Jabashiri
    Nothing can stop me from
    getting revenge for Outa-kun!
[20:46] Matakara
    Guys! Listen to me!
[20:49] Matakara
    This is a setup!
[20:51] Matakara
    Shindo Akutaro from NG
    set this whole thing up!
[20:56] Boys
    Yeah, right!
[20:56] Boys
    Shut the hell up!
[20:58] Boys
    Quit screwing with us!
[21:01] Zabu
    The Minato armband that was...
    found next to Outa-kun...
[21:06] Zabu
    It was mine! Shindo stole it from me!
[21:10] Zabu
    I'm so sorry!
[21:12] Guys
    Huh?
[21:12] Guys
    Quit talking shit!
[21:13] Guys
    What's NG got to do with anything?
[21:16] Matakara
    Ken-san!
[21:22] Zabu
    Matakara!
[21:29] Matakara
    Ara-chan?
[21:30] Senya
    What a great haul!
[21:32] Senya
    Let's beat these guys up! Hey!
[21:36] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[21:37] Matakara
    You actually came!
[21:40] Akutaro
    Why hasn't anything started yet?!
[21:43] Akutaro
    Damn it!
[21:44] Minato guy
    It's the NG!
[21:45] Siguma guy
    What is going on?
[21:48] Matakara
    Ken-san, please stop this war!
[21:51] Marito
    None of that matters anymore.
[21:56] Marito
    Does it, Kenichiro?
[22:00] Matakara
    Oh, no...
SIGN    Minato Kai
SIGN    "Nira-Reba"-lution 21!
SIGN    Much Much Friendship!
[23:45] Mahoro
    Bucchigi-you again next week!

E6 - Much Much Friendship! "Nira-Reba"-lution 21!

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SIGN    Minato Kai
[00:48] Arajin
    I-It's starting.
[00:51] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go!
    Bring on the war! Bucchigiri!
SIGN    #06 Much Much Friendship! "Nira-Reba"-lution 21!
[02:45] Outa
    I remember how it started way back then.
[02:52] (Flashback) Yankee student 1
    Hey, isn't that them?
[02:54] (Flashback) Yankee student 2
    The guys who dominated every middle
    school in Honki City. The God Kings!
[02:57] (Flashback) Outa
    So, which one will you join?
[02:59] (Flashback) Marito
    Which what?
[03:01] (Flashback) Outa
    Minato Kai or Ikki Union, dude. Come on.
[03:05] (Flashback) Marito
    I'd be bored in either one.
[03:10] (Flashback) Ikki A
    Hurry!
[03:13] (Flashback) Ikki A
    That hurt, you little shit!
[03:16] (Flashback) Outa
    Huh?
[03:19] (Flashback) Ikki B
    Are you guys the God Kings?
[03:22] (Flashback) Ikki A
    You might've been hotshots in middle school,
[03:24] (Flashback) Ikki A
    but things are different here!
[03:36] Outa
    Marito, man...
[03:38] Outa
    Ever since we got to the top in middle
    school, he's seemed totally burned out.
[03:43] Outa
    There's got to be someone here
    who can light his fire again.
[03:54] (Flashback) Ikki B
    You've got to join Ikki Union!
[03:57] (Flashback) Outa
    Huh?
[03:58] (Flashback) Marito
    Outa! Munchies!
[04:02] (Flashback) Ikki B
    Hurry up, hurry up!
[04:03] (Flashback) Outa
    Where are we going?
[04:05] (Flashback) Ikki B
    Our leader and the head
    of Minato are facing off!
[04:09] (Flashback) Ikki B
    Damn! It's already starting!
SIGN    Ikki
    Union
[04:12] (Flashback) Shiba
    I'm the leader of Ikki Union, Shiba Ransei.
SIGN    Minato Kai
[04:16] (Flashback) Shiba
    Doman Kenichiro. Today I will take you down!
SIGN    Minato Kai
[04:42] (Flashback) Minato A
    This means Minato rules now!
[04:44] (Flashback) Outa
    Wow!
[04:46] (Flashback) Outa
    Marito?
[05:10] (Flashback) Marito
    Like that, just like that!
[05:12] (Flashback) Marito
    Let's go, old man!
[05:15] (Flashback) Marito
    Huh?
[05:16] (Flashback) Marito
    Hey!
[05:20] (Flashback) Marito
    What's his problem?
SIGN    Delicious As Always!!
[05:26] (Flashback) Ikki C
    Shiba-san lost and is
    graduating from the group.
[05:30] (Flashback) Ikki B
    And we're definitely no match for Doman.
[05:33] (Flashback) Ikki B
    We're begging you.
[05:34] (Flashback) Ikki B
    Become the new leader of Ikki!
[05:37] (Flashback) Marito
    Why wouldn't that old guy face me?
[05:41] (Flashback) Ikki C
    Doman only fights against dudes
    who have strong convictions.
[05:44] (Flashback) Ikki C
    Like fighting for honor,
    or for friendship and stuff.
[05:47] (Flashback) Ikki B
    But if you become the leader of Ikki,
    he'll definitely take you on!
[05:49] (Flashback) Ikki B
    So please! Okay?
[05:50] (Flashback) Marito
    Ugh, pain in the ass.
SIGN    Mi
SIGN    Spirit
SIGN    Family
SIGN    Fire
SIGN    Determination
SIGN    Soul
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    Admiration
SIGN    Participation
SIGN    Opportunity
SIGN    Calm
[06:00] (Flashback) Minato 1
    What the hell?
[06:01] (Flashback) Minato 2
    Who do you think you are?
[06:05] (Flashback) Outa
    I'm Tahide Outa.
[06:07] (Flashback) Outa
    I'm taking over as the leader
    of Ikki, starting today.
[06:11] (Flashback) Outa
    I challenge you to a fight!
[06:20] (Flashback) Yankee student A
    Doman got challenged!
[06:22] (Flashback) Yankee student I
    His opponent is one of those God Kings!
[06:49] (Flashback) Marito
    Outa!
[06:54] (Flashback) Outa
    It's up to you, Marito.
[06:59] (Flashback) Marito
    This stinks, Outa.
[07:01] (Flashback) Marito
    You trying to work the
    old guy up to fight me?
[07:04] (Flashback) Marito
    I can see right through you.
[07:07] (Flashback) Marito
    Conviction has nothing to do with this.
[07:11] (Flashback) Marito
    The only thing I want is...
[07:15] (Flashback) Marito
    some excitement!
[07:29] (Flashback) Minato 3
    He kicked Ken-san?!
[07:33] (Flashback) Minato Ha
    Ken-san just...
[07:35] (Flashback) Minato I & Ro
    ...laughed!
[07:44] Outa
    He's back to his old self again!
[07:48] Outa
    They continued fighting after that,
SIGN    Graduation
    Ceremony
[07:52] Outa
    but never determined a winner.
[07:56] (Flashback) Ikki A
    Hey! Is Doman seriously repeating a ye—
[08:08] Outa
    Doman is waiting.
[08:12] Outa
    For the day that Marito
    can finally defeat him.
[08:27] Mahoro
    Big Brother, please stop it!
[08:29] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan, it's too dangerous here!
[08:31] Mahoro
    Then go and stop them!
[08:33] Arajin
    Okay! Sure!
[08:35] Arajin
    So, hey. Wanna call it, guys?
    NG is here, too...
[08:44] Marito
    This is so much fun, Kenichiro.
[08:49] Marito
    This will finally settle it.
[08:54] Mahoro
    Brother!
[09:27] Mahoro
    Brother! Brother!
[09:31] Mahoro
    Hang in there, please!
[09:34] Minato Ka
    Ken-san!
[09:35] Minato Ki
    Ken-san!
[09:37] Arajin
    Um, Mahoro-chan,
[09:40] Arajin
    should I call an ambulance?
[09:44] Mahoro
    I am through with you.
[09:52] Akutaro
    Go finish them off.
[09:55] Akutaro
    Wimp out on me and you're off to prison.
[10:03] Hagure
    The NG guys are here!
[10:06] Jabashiri
    What a cheap move! Those wimps!
[10:09] Komao
    This is for Zabu!
[10:11] Zabu
    Yo, I'm not dead!
[10:13] Senya
    We get into the action here,
    our merge rate goes up, and then...
[10:17] Senya
    Ichiya and I...
[10:19] Senya
    Yeah. Let's go, man!
[10:21] Senya
    Wait! Hey!
[10:22] Senya
    Where do you think you're going?
    What was all of that training for?
[10:26] Senya
    There's a huge battle going on right now!
[10:32] Arajin
    Training and fighting
    don't mean anything now.
[10:35] Senya
    You mean... you really only did it
    to make that girl like you?
[10:40] Arajin
    What other reason is there?
[10:42] Senya
    There's a damn good one!
[10:45] Senya
    Your friends are fighting
    for their lives right now!
[10:50] Senya
    You gonna turn your back on them and run?
[10:56] Arajin
    Those aren't my friends.
    They aren't anything to me!
[11:00] Senya
    So he didn't have it in him after all.
[11:10] Akutaro
    Been looking for you, AJ.
[11:14] Akutaro
    Or rather... He's there, isn't he?
[11:17] Akutaro
    Senya.
[11:19] Arajin
    How did he...
[11:22] Arajin
    You mean this guy isn't an imaginary friend?
[11:31] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[11:33] Akutaro
    Come on. You'd better merge
    if you don't wanna die.
[11:38] Akutaro
    Do it now, with Senya. Come on, come on!
[11:45] Senya
    Hey! Let's merge! He really will kill you!
[11:49] Arajin
    But what... reason...
    do I even have to live?
[11:55] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[12:05] NG Boys 1; 2; 3
    Murder them! Murder them! Murder them!
[12:08] NG Boys 1; 2; 3
    Murder them!
[12:13] Akutaro
    He's totally weak. You sure
    you were right about this?
[12:24] Akutaro
    Oh, come now. What are you
    dragging your feet for?
[12:28] Akutaro
    Nothing ever gets done without me, does it?
[12:32] Akutaro
    It's time for all the fools who mocked
    me to face their executioner.
[12:39] Jabashiri
    So you were behind all this.
[12:42] Akutaro
    That's right! It was all me!
[12:45] Akutaro
    And you idiots destroyed each other for me!
[12:48] Akutaro
    So really,
[12:50] Akutaro
    thank you.
[12:54] Jabashiri
    Asshole!
[12:55] Komao
    Go to hell!
[13:03] Zabu
    Komao!
[13:04] Zabu
    I will never forgive you for this!
[13:08] Akutaro
    Hi, sad little Zabu-kun!
[13:10] Zabu
    You piece of shit!
[13:17] Akutaro
    This is annoying,
    so I'll take you all on at once.
[13:22] Akutaro
    Come on.
[13:23] Jabashiri
    Quit screwing with us!
[13:28] Jabashiri
    Got you!
[13:49] Matakara
    Shindo!
[14:01] Akutaro
    Oh, ouch.
[14:25] Senya
    Hey! Are you really okay with this?
[14:28] Senya
    Turning your back on your friend?
[14:35] Senya
    Just a little more, just one more step...
[14:39] Senya
    and I could have reached him!
[14:56] Akutaro
    Shit.
[14:57] Akutaro
    Now you've stained my shoe.
[15:03] Marito
    All right, then.
[15:06] Marito
    I'll get to work on your bodies
[15:09] Marito
    to make sure they never fight again!
[15:13] Akutaro
    Huh?
[15:19] Akutaro
    You're kind of in my way.
[15:21] Mahoro
    You can disappear. Creep.
[15:33] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan?
[15:36] Akutaro
    You keep out of this.
[15:38] Akutaro
    There isn't a single thing left
    that you can do here.
[15:47] Arajin
    Don't do it, Mahoro-chan!
[15:49] Arajin
    Run.
[15:51] Arajin
    Run!
[15:56] Mahoro
    Run? Why would I run?
[16:01] Mahoro
    You don't scare me at all.
[16:04] Mahoro
    You're just some rando.
[16:07] Mahoro
    You don't even know who you are
    until other people tell you.
[16:12] Mahoro
    You're an empty shell.
[16:19] Mahoro
    You're literally nothing.
[16:25] Akutaro
    You die.
[16:48] Akutaro
    What's this now?
[16:50] Akutaro
    Don't be a fool. Give it up!
[17:01] Senya
    Our merge rate
[17:04] Senya
    is going up?
[17:05] Akutaro
    You're pathetic!
[17:08] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[17:12] Akutaro
    Don't push your luck with me, boy!
[17:22] Senya
    How high could it possibly go?
[17:34] Akutaro
    I'm tired of your shit!
[17:41] Komao
    Get him.
[17:46] Hagure
    Get him.
[17:51] Zabu
    Get him!
[17:57] Matakara
    Get him!
[17:59] Arajin & Senya
    To lose my virginity!
[18:40] Crowd
    Yeah!
[18:42] Crowd
    He did it!
[18:46] Senya
    He faced an opponent possessed by Ichiya
[18:48] Senya
    and managed to beat him?!
[18:52] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
[18:54] Arajin
    You okay?
[18:59] Komao
    Ara-pyon!
[18:59] Hagure; Minato guy; Siguma guy
    Ara-jin!
[19:02] Komao
    That was insane, Ara-pyon!
[19:03] Hagure
    That was beautiful!
[19:05] Minato guy
    I wanna fight you next!
[19:06] Siguma guy
    No, I'm next!
[19:07] Minato guy
    Not a chance!
[19:07] Mahoro
    Big Brother!
[19:11] Marito
    I thought I told you not to come.
[19:15] Officer A
    Ken-san!
[19:25] Matakara
    Ara-chan.
[19:31] Matakara
    I always believed in you.
[19:34] Matakara
    I knew you would do the right thing!
[19:40] Arajin
    I'm not the one who didn't give up, though.
[19:42] Matakara
    Huh?
[19:44] Arajin
    Forget it.
[19:55] Arajin
    Let's go home.
[19:58] Matakara
    Yeah!
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
    Open for business
[20:06] Yayako
    Ramen, chili shrimps, pepper steak,
[20:09] Yayako
    leek and liver, and Chu
    Chu gyoza! For you chu!
[20:11] Boy A
    Yahoo!
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~
    Chinese Restaurant
[20:13] Boy B
    This looks so good!
[20:14] Yayako
    Eat up and get big and strong!
[20:17] Arajin
    I'm back.
[20:20] Yayako
    Arajin?!
[20:21] Yayako
    What this time? A fight?
[20:22] Yayako
    Oh, my! Oh, youth!
[20:25] Arajin
    Old hag!
[20:27] Arajin
    Ouch!
[20:29] Arajin
    It stings!
[20:30] Senya
    Arajin.
[20:31] Arajin
    Huh?
[20:33] Senya
    You've got a pretty nice punch there, man.
[20:36] Senya
    I was wrong about you.
[20:37] Arajin
    Huh? What does that mean?
[20:40] Arajin
    All I care about is capturing
    Mahoro-chan's heart.
[20:45] Arajin
    I still don't get it, though.
    That Shindo guy...
[20:48] Arajin
    How did he know about you?
[20:50] Senya
    Wh-Who knows? He probably
    heard you say my name.
[20:57] Arajin
    Ouch!
[21:00] Senya
    The time
[21:02] Senya
    has finally come!
SIGN    Ikki Union
SIGN    Ikki Union
[22:41] (Flashback) Marito
    Damn it! Next time, I'll get him for sure.
[22:45] (Flashback) Ikki B
    So, will you agree to become Ikki's leader?
[22:48] (Flashback) Marito
    Ikki?
[22:49] (Flashback) Marito
    It sounds too lame. No way.
[22:51] (Flashback) Ikki B & C
    Come on!
[22:53] (Flashback) Marito
    But Siguma...
[22:56] (Flashback) Ikki B
    What's that?
[22:57] (Flashback) Ikki C
    Oh!
SIGN    Ik
SIGN    ki
SIGN    Single
SIGN    Mind
[22:58] (Flashback) Ikki C
    Single mind?
[23:01] (Flashback) Ikki B
    Shorten that to...
[23:02] (Flashback) Ikki B & C
    Siguma!
[23:04] (Flashback) Ikki B
    That sounds so cool!
[23:06] (Flashback) Outa
    Yeah, that's the one.
SIGN    Seafood
    Gratin Macaroni
[23:12] Outa
    Man, you gotta quit losing.
[23:14] Marito
    I didn't lose.
[23:23] Marito
    Outa.
[23:25] Marito
    Next time, I swear...
[23:35] Marito
    I'll get the jumbo size.
[23:39] Outa
    Sure.
SIGN    Revival!
SIGN    Tonight is BUCCHI Back to the Chinese Food!
[23:45] Yayako
    Next week is chu-per Bucchigiri!

E6.5 - Revival! Tonight is BUCCHI Back to the Chinese Food!

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[00:00] Narr
    "A Honki Person is one who finds
    a heart that does not flee."
[00:06] Narr
    In the age of samurai, there were those who
    threw away the sword, put down the helmet,
[00:12] Narr
    and adorned with nothing other than Honki,
[00:17] Narr
    devoted themselves fully
    to reaching the top.
[00:23] Narr
    Those are the ones known as...
[00:27] Narr
    the Honki People!
SIGN    BUCCHIGIRI?!
[00:38] Okawa
    We're already heading into the second half!
[00:42] Okawa
    Director Utsumi Hiroko,
    series composer Kishimoto Taku,
[00:45] Okawa
    character designer Kagami Takahiro,
    production studio MAPPA,
[00:49] Okawa
    and a bunch of Maji people have been bringing
    you the original TV anime,* BUCCHIGIRI?!
[00:52] Okawa
    I, Okawa Genki, play Tomoshibi Arajin, and
    today I'm gonna BUCCHI-back the story for you!
SIGN    Tonight is BUCCHI Back to the Chinese Food!
SIGN    Revival!
[00:59] Okawa
    Revival! Tonight is BUCCHI
    Back to the Chinese Food!
[01:08] Arajin
    I'm Tomoshibi Arajin.
SIGN    Pure Heartthrob Cherry Express!
SIGN    Tomoshibi Arajin
SIGN    Character Voice
    Okawa Genki
[01:10] Arajin
    My hobby is music. I play bass in a band.
[01:14] Arajin
    I'm single for a change. So why don't
    you come talk to me later?
[01:19] Yayako
    Arajin! Your Chu Chu gyoza is ready!
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~
    Chinese Restaurant
[01:23] Arajin
    I told you I don't want gyoza for breakfast!
SIGN    Ichizu High School
[01:26] Samaru
    You got some balls on you for a first-year.
[01:29] Okawa
    This is Ichizu High,
    a school full of delinquents.
[01:30] Samaru
    Yeah, Matakara?
[01:35] Teacher
    Here at our school, the Minato Kai
    and Siguma Squad teams
SIGN    Minato Kai
[01:36] Okawa
    Two teams, Minato Kai and Siguma Squad,
    were competing for the top spot at the school.
[01:40] Teacher
    are competing against
    each other for the top spot.
[01:43] Arajin
    Are there any cuties in class?
[01:45] Teacher
    Huh? Well, I guess so.
[01:48] Okawa
    Arajin dreamed of leading
    a charmed life in high school.
[01:49] Arajin
    Yes!
[01:53] Arajin
    Cuties in class?
[01:53] Okawa
    But that dream was crushed
    on his first day in class!
[01:55] Arajin
    More like they're gonna kick my cute ass!
[01:57] Teacher
    I'd like to introduce you
    to your new classmate.
SIGN    Tomoshibi Arajin
[02:00] Arajin
    I-I'm Tomoshibi Arajin.
[02:02] Arajin
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[02:04] Okawa
    In the midst of these dire circumstances,
    a certain person caught Arajin's eye.
[02:09] Arajin
    There is! And she's the real thing!
[02:12] Okawa
    Like a jewel glistening amidst
    the rubble, the angelic Mahoro!
[02:13] Arajin
    Like a gentle quail egg glistening*
    in the chaos of a bowl of stir fry!
[02:17] Mahoro
    Tomoshibi-kun.
SIGN    An Angel Among Trash
SIGN    Jin Mahoro
SIGN    Character Voice
    Nagase Anna
[02:20] Mahoro
    My name is Jin Mahoro.
[02:22] Mahoro
    Nice to meet you.
SIGN    Zing!
[02:23] Arajin
    Zing!
[02:25] Arajin
    N-Nice to meet you.
[02:28] Mahoro
    If it's the same way,
    wanna walk home together?
[02:30] Arajin
    Huh?!
[02:32] Arajin
    Mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
[02:33] Okawa
    It seemed like the lovely high school
    experience Arajin dreamed of
[02:35] Mahoro
    I'll be waiting by the gates.
[02:36] Okawa
    was about to begin, but then...
[02:38] Arajin
    I'll be right there!
[02:40] Arajin
    Ah! Close one!
[02:42] Arajin
    Huh?
[02:43] Zabu
    Well? Cozy enough for you here?
SIGN    A Fireball Delinquent with a Blood Brother's Soul
SIGN    Zabu Kakeru
SIGN    Character Voice
    Nozuyama Yukihiro
[02:47] Arajin
    Huh? Ah, I'm in a hurry, so—
[02:50] Komao
    Hmm?
SIGN    An Acrobatic, Flashy Monkey
SIGN    Sakigake Komao
SIGN    Character Voice
    Kappei Yamaguchi
[02:52] Zabu
    Don't be so cold, man.
[02:55] Komao
    Let's have some fun!
[02:56] Zabu
    Hey, punk! Get back here!
[02:57] Arajin
    Not a chance! I'm not messing with tho—
[02:59] Okawa
    On his first day, while he was being
    chased by Minato Kai's Zabu and Komao,
[03:03] Okawa
    someone appeared before Arajin.
[03:04] Arajin
    H-He's huge!
[03:06] Komao
    Bingo!
[03:08] Zabu
    And you just happened
    to run into our big friend.
[03:13] Arajin
    I-I'm done for!
[03:17] Matakara
    Ara-chan?
[03:18] Arajin
    Huh?
[03:22] Matakara
    It is you, Ara-chan!
[03:24] Arajin
    And who might you be?
[03:26] Matakara
    It's Matakara! Asamine Matakara!
SIGN    A 100% Pure, Innocent Boy!
SIGN    Asamine Matakara
SIGN    Character Voice
    Hoshino Yusuke
[03:31] Arajin
    Matakara?
[03:32] Okawa
    It was the childhood buddy who used to train
     to become Honki People with Arajin.
[03:33] Matakara
    It's been so long! I think five years?
[03:36] Matakara
    So, did you move back here?
[03:37] Okawa
    It was Matakara!
[03:39] Arajin
    Mm-hmm.
[03:39] Matakara
    Hey, we're going batting now.
    Why don't you come with?
[03:43] Arajin
    Sorry. I got something else.
[03:44] Okawa
    But Arajin seemed uncomfortable
    for some reason.
[03:49] Arajin
    Yes!
[03:52] NG 1
    You're really good, kid. You go to Ichizu?
[03:55] NG 1
    From what I can see, it doesn't look
    like you're in Minato or Siguma.
[04:00] Arajin
    Of course not! I have
    nothing to do with them!
[04:05] NG 3
    And you waltz in here to play
    like you own the place?
[04:09] NG 2
    You think you can just
    piss all over our turf?
[04:11] Arajin
    I-I just transferred
    from a different school...
[04:14] Arajin
    Please excuse me!
[04:15] NG 1
    You're our 100th catch. Congrats.
[04:20] NG 1
    Hey! Get your ass back here!
[04:22] NG 3
    Punk!
[04:24] Okawa
    One day, members of the NG BOYS team from
    a different school picked a fight with Arajin,
SIGN    Honki Shrine
[04:29] Okawa
    so he tried to take refuge
    in a run-down shrine.
[04:30] Arajin
    What is their problem?!
[04:37] Arajin
    Huh?
[04:39] Arajin
    I said stay back!
[04:40] Okawa
    Arajin was cornered!
[04:40] NG 3
    You're dead meat.
[04:42] Okawa
    When he fired a strange-looking pistol
     he just happened to notice there...
[04:49] Arajin
    Croak?
[04:50] Okawa
    He hit a bull's-eye right on his own temple!
[04:53] NG 2
    Eww.
[04:54] NG 1
    That's just sick.
[05:02] Arajin
    Damn, my head hurts.
[05:05] Arajin
    The hell is this?
[05:07] Arajin
    Huh?
[05:28] Senya
    I am Senya, the Majin.
SIGN    A Heave-Ho, Sealed-Away Majin
SIGN    Senya
SIGN    Character Voice Kobatake Masafumi
[05:31] Senya
    Now, tell me your wish!
[05:34] Arajin
    What I... wish for?
[05:34] Okawa
    Then one of the legendary Honki People,
    Senya, appeared before him!
[05:38] Senya
    You want wealth? Honor? Power?!
[05:43] Arajin
    I want to lose my virginity.
[05:47] Arajin
    I guess.
[05:49] Senya
    Sure, that works! You are a boy, after all.
[05:53] Arajin
    What? Seriously?
[05:55] Senya
    So whaddya say? Wanna merge with this guy?
[05:59] Arajin
    Merge? Merge?! Shut the hell up!
[06:02] Arajin
    With the likes of you? Hell no!
[06:05] Okawa
    And so, Arajin was possessed by Senya.
[06:05] Arajin
    Um, are you able to see him?
[06:08] Okawa
    But it seemed that Arajin was
    the only person who could see him.
[06:14] Okawa
    And then Arajin scored his very first date!
[06:17] Mahoro
    Did you wait long?
[06:19] Arajin
    No, no!
[06:24] Arajin
    Here!
[06:26] Mahoro
    What is that stone?
[06:29] Mahoro
    Ma ho ro?
[06:32] Mahoro
    Eww.
[06:34] Okawa
    Arajin gave Mahoro a "love forever stone"
    with her own name carved into it,
[06:35] Arajin
    Listen... Jin-san, I...
[06:38] ---
    Mahoro-chan, I really... li—
[06:39] Okawa
    and right when he tried
    to confess his love for her...
[06:47] Marito
    I'm the
[06:49] Marito
    head of Siguma Squad.
[06:53] Marito
    Jin Marito.
SIGN    The Excitement Addict ☆ Let's All Battle! ♡
SIGN    Jin Marito
SIGN    Character Voice
    Sasaki Nozomu
[06:56] Arajin
    Ah, right! Well done, sir!
[06:56] Okawa
    The head of Siguma Squad,
    Jin Marito, appeared!
[06:59] Arajin
    Let's get going, Mahoro-chan.
[07:04] Mahoro
    Arajin-kun.
[07:07] Arajin
    Oh... huh?
[07:08] Mahoro
    Will you fight for me?
[07:11] Arajin
    Ho— Wow!
[07:13] Marito
    You've got some nerve
[07:16] Marito
    putting your hands on my little sister.
[07:20] Arajin
    Little sister?!
[07:25] Okawa
    Mahoro only asked Arajin on a date
[07:27] Marito
    Get your ass up!
[07:28] Okawa
    because she wanted to watch her
    big brother fight him for her honor!
[07:30] Arajin
    I'm dead. He's literally going to kill me.
[07:33] Marito
    Get up, punk!
[07:34] Okawa
    Incidentally, Arajin was the
    35th victim of this scheme.
[07:35] Marito
    Get up and let's see you make Mahoro happy!
[07:37] Mahoro
    My brother is losing it all
    because of me? He's so cool!
[07:42] Senya
    Even if I merged with this kid,
[07:45] Senya
    I would never be able to meet... that one.
[07:49] Arajin
    You really think I'm gonna... die now?
[07:54] Arajin
    Right... here?
[07:57] Arajin
    Like... this?
[08:02] Senya
    Now say it! What do you truly wish for?
[08:07] Okawa
    "You really think I'm gonna die?"
    When Arajin mumbled that,
[08:08] Arajin
    My one...
[08:10] Okawa
    Senya asked him for his true wish.
[08:11] Arajin
    wish is...
[08:15] Arajin
    to lose my virginity!
[08:20] Senya
    Bucchigiri!
[08:25] Marito
    Whoa!
SIGN    Honki
[08:36] Okawa
    Arajin merged with Senya and laid Marito
    out with a single, terrifying punch!
[08:43] Arajin
    What the hell are you, anyway?
[08:46] Senya
    I told you...
[08:48] Senya
    My name is Senya! I am a true Honki Person!
[08:52] Senya
    Or at least the closest a man can get!
[08:54] Arajin
    So you aren't one.
[08:56] Arajin
    Anyway, isn't that Honki
    People stuff just a legend?
[08:59] Arajin
    Once you and I merged,
     you threw a massive punch, right?
[09:02] Arajin
    But you could only manage one
    because we were only partially merged.
[09:13] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[09:14] Okawa
    Marito took quite a liking to Arajin
    and hounded him to join Siguma Squad.
[09:16] Arajin
    Big... Brother?
[09:18] Okawa
    Well, you might have to take up
    that "business" with me instead.
[09:21] Jabashiri
    Fine by me. I've been
    waiting to slaughter you.
SIGN    The Reckless, Chaotic "Head"
SIGN    Jabashiri Nagare
SIGN    Character Voice
    Furukawa Makoto
[09:25] Jabashiri
    Step outside.
[09:47] Jabashiri
    Die!
[09:57] Matakara
    Ara-chan! Join Minato Kai!
[10:01] Matakara
    Come and meet our head, Ken-san.
[10:04] Matakara
    He's totally strong and
    a really respectable guy!
[10:04] Okawa
    On top of all that, Matakara also
    started urging Arajin to join Minato Kai.
[10:06] Arajin
    With her brother? For the top?
SIGN    Mi
[10:13] Arajin
    So he's an...
SIGN    Silence Is His 'Strength'
SIGN    Doman Kenichiro
SIGN    Character Voice
    Jiro Saito
[10:16] Arajin
    old man?!
[10:19] Arajin
    So, hey.
[10:20] Okawa
    If Arajin defeated Marito's rival, Kenichiro,
[10:21] Arajin
    I wanna go one round. With you.
[10:23] Okawa
    he thought he could prove his strength
    to Mahoro without hurting Marito!
[10:23] Matakara
    What?! Ara-chan?!
[10:26] Senya
    Well said!
[10:27] Okawa
    So Arajin decided to challenge
    Kenichiro to a fight.
[10:30] Arajin
    Let's do this, Senya.
[10:32] Senya
    So you've finally discovered your true wish!
[10:36] Arajin
    To lose my virginity!
[10:53] Okawa
    Arajin nailed Kenichiro
    with another massive punch!
[10:55] Minato A
    Ken-san?!
[10:56] Minato I
    Ken-san!
[10:57] Matakara
    Incredible...
[11:01] officer A
    Matakara!
[11:02] officer B
    What the hell have you done?
[11:05] Matakara
    I'm sorry.
[11:11] officer A
    He's raging!
[11:12] officer B
    No. He's laughing!
SIGN    I'M
SIGN    IN
    
    LOVE
[11:22] Okawa
    Arajin sure is a popular guy.
[11:32] Okawa
    The next day,
[11:34] Okawa
    after trying to avoid Marito for
    so long, Arajin finally got caught!
[11:34] Marito
    I finally caught you!
[11:37] Marito
    That punch of yours, Ara-teen...
    I just can't forget it.
[11:42] Marito
    Join our team.
[11:46] Arajin
    Please...
[11:47] Arajin
    join us...
[11:49] Arajin
    heart?
[11:52] Arajin
    Dear brother!
[11:53] Arajin
    I will join Siguma!
[11:53] Okawa
    With one word from his beloved Mahoro,
    Arajin folded and joined Siguma Squad.
[11:55] Marito
    Yahooey!
[11:56] Matakara
    Ara-chan! Ken-san wants you to join Minato...
[12:00] Matakara
    Kai...
[12:02] Arajin
    Matakara...
[12:04] Marito
    Too bad! You missed your chance.
[12:07] Marito
    Ara-teen is mine now.
[12:15] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go!
[12:17] Senya
    What a party! They all want him!
[12:18] Senya
    Bucchigiri!
[12:25] Marito
    Your welcoming party! Where else?
[12:28] Marito
    We'll be spoiling you with debauchery, yo!
[12:32] Arajin
    D-Debauchery?!
[12:33] Okawa
    Arajin had no interest in fighting,
[12:35] Okawa
    but he also had no objection to a welcoming
    party featuring a little "debauchery"!
SIGN    Debauchery
[12:37] ---
    Players, face off.
SIGN    Teach Us! 4th-Dimensional Lessons
SIGN    Hagure Tatsuto
SIGN    Character Voice
    Hayama Shota
[12:41] Okawa
    However...
[12:41] Hagure
    Fight!
[12:42] Marito
    Jan-ken-pon!
[12:44] Marito & Outa
    Turn that-a-way!
SIGN    The Lionheart
SIGN    Tahide Outa
SIGN    Character Voice
    Ryota Takeuchi
[12:49] Arajin
    Huh?!
[12:49] Senya
    Yeah!
[12:52] Okawa
    The plan for the party was not
    Debauchery, but De Punchery!
[12:53] Senya
    Now I get it!
SIGN    Debauchery
[12:54] Senya
    It isn't "debauchery," it's "de punchery"!
SIGN    De Punchery
[12:56] Okawa
    A fists-flying tournament
    of "turn that-a-way"!
[12:58] Jabashiri
    Turn that-a-way!
[13:02] Arajin
    It's gonna blow!
[13:04] Okawa
    In the midst of everything, Marito's
    buddy Outa was found heavily injured.
[13:08] Jabashiri
    Who did this?! Show your damn face!
[13:11] Okawa
    The armband left on the ground next to Outa
    was from Minato Kai, Siguma's arch rivals!
SIGN    You're next
SIGN    Dead
[13:18] Okawa
    After more team members
    were found beaten up,
[13:20] Zabu
    What the hell are you doing?
[13:21] Okawa
    the enraged Marito forced his way
    into Minato Kai headquarters.
[13:24] Okawa
    Minato Kai then claimed that their members
    had been attacked by Siguma Squad,
[13:29] Okawa
    leading to an explosive situation
    that could blow at any minute!
SIGN    Minato Kai
[13:30] Matakara
    What's that?
[13:33] Marito
    Oh, this little thing?
[13:35] Marito
    It was lying on the ground next to Outa.
[13:38] Matakara
    Minato guys would never
    do something so cowardly.
[13:41] Matakara
    Even you must realize that!
[13:44] Senya
    Once we get home, back to training!
[13:46] Arajin
    There's no need. Marito-san and
    Ken-san are gonna fight each other.
[13:50] Senya
    Huh? So what?
[13:52] Arajin
    You sure are slow! Listen up.
[13:55] Arajin
    If Marito-san happens to win...
[14:02] Marito
    I have achieved all I desired.
[14:05] Marito
    I'm leaving the rest to you, Ara-teen.
[14:09] Arajin
    You can rely on me, Brother.
[14:13] Arajin
    And if Ken-san wins...
[14:17] Marito
    It's up to you now, Ara-teen.
[14:21] Arajin
    You have no reason to worry.
    I will lead Siguma!
SIGN    Apple
[14:34] Mahoro
    Arajin-kun!
[14:37] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
[14:38] Matakara
    Then persuade Ara-chan to stop Marito-kun!
[14:41] Mahoro
    Huh? There's no way he could handle that.
[14:42] Okawa
    While happy-go-lucky Arajin had
    his mind full of other things,
[14:44] Matakara
    Yes, he can.
[14:45] Matakara
    Ara-chan definitely can.
[14:45] Okawa
    Matakara asked Mahoro to convince
    Marito to end the hostilities.
[14:47] Matakara
    I care too much about Minato to see
    them get into a misguided war like this.
[14:50] Matakara
    I want to keep my promise to my big brother!
[14:56] Matakara
    Oh, sorry!
[14:58] Matakara
    You probably couldn't breathe.
[15:02] Mahoro
    You've got a big brother, too?
[15:04] Matakara
    Huh? Yeah.
[15:07] Matakara
    There's a reason I can't see him right now,
[15:10] Matakara
    but he's coming home soon.
[15:15] Mahoro
    Go make my brother stop the war.
[15:19] Mahoro
    Pow.
[15:21] Arajin
    Your wish is my command!
[15:23] Akutaro
    Out of the way, sonny.
[15:24] Okawa
    After Mahoro asked Arajin
    to put a stop to the war,
SIGN    The Unicorn of Vengeance
SIGN    Shindo Akutaro
SIGN    Character Voice
    Suzuki Chihiro
[15:27] Okawa
    Arajin encountered the "emperor" of the NG BOYS,
    a gang gaining power at another school.
[15:31] Okawa
    He encountered Shindo Akutaro.
[15:36] Senya
    Your...
[15:37] Arajin
    My...
[15:38] Arajin & Senya
    ...wish is...
[15:41] Arajin
    ...to lose my virginity!
[15:45] Senya
    Bucchigiri!
[15:54] Arajin & Senya
    One more shot!
[16:03] Arajin
    Well, that's that.
[16:04] Akutaro
    Oh, how I remember the pain.
[16:11] Akutaro
    Oh, so you're a cherry boy?
[16:15] Arajin
    Wh-What's wrong with that?!
[16:17] Akutaro
    Nothing wrong at all.
[16:20] Akutaro
    We all start that way, after all!
[16:36] Akutaro
    So dump that Siguma trash and come join us.
[16:39] Akutaro
    Well, listen up, then.
    E-4 is the motto we go by here.
[16:43] Arajin
    Huh... Meaning?
[16:45] Akutaro
    Energy!
[16:46] Akutaro
    Enjoy!
[16:49] Akutaro
    Ecstasy!
[16:50] Okawa
    The war between Minato Kai and Siguma
    Squad had actually been set up by Akutaro.
[16:52] Akutaro
    Hey, say it!
[16:53] Okawa
    He had once been a member of Minato Kai,
[16:53] NG Boys & Girls
    Emperor!
[16:55] Okawa
    but was expelled and still held
    a grudge against Doman Kenichiro.
[16:56] Arajin
    Emperor!
[16:58] Arajin
    This is so dumb!
[17:00] Okawa
    Akutaro also took a liking
    to Arajin for some reason,
[17:01] Akutaro
    So, shall we let them snuff each other out?
[17:03] Okawa
    and Arajin found himself dragged along
    to the battleground of the Coliseum.
[17:08] Matakara
    Guys! Listen to me!
[17:11] Matakara
    This is a setup!
[17:13] Matakara
    Shindo Akutaro from NG
    set this whole thing up!
[17:16] Matakara
    Please stop this war!
[17:18] Marito
    None of that matters anymore.
[17:21] Okawa
    Matakara told the gangs the
    truth to try to stop the war,
[17:23] Marito
    Does it, Kenichiro?
[17:24] Okawa
    but the fight between Kenichiro
    and Marito was already starting!
[17:27] Matakara
    Oh, no...
[17:44] Marito
    This is so much fun, Kenichiro.
[17:49] Marito
    This will finally settle it.
[17:54] Mahoro
    Brother!
[18:20] Arajin
    Should I call an ambulance?
[18:23] Mahoro
    I am through with you.
[18:29] Akutaro
    Go finish them off.
[18:29] Okawa
    With the two teams' leaders down for the count,
    the NG BOYS finally made their move!
[18:32] Akutaro
    Wimp out on me and you're off to prison.
[18:37] Senya
    We get into the action here,
    our merge rate goes up, and then...
[18:41] Senya
    Ichiya and I...
[18:43] Senya
    Yeah. Let's go, man!
[18:45] Senya
    Wait! Hey!
[18:46] Senya
    Where do you think you're going?
    What was all of that training for?
[18:47] Okawa
    After Mahoro said she
    no longer needed Arajin,
[18:50] Senya
    There's a huge battle going on right now!
[18:50] Okawa
    Arajin lost the will to fight
    and tried to leave the scene.
[18:53] Akutaro
    Senya.
[18:54] Okawa
    But then Akutaro came out
    and approached him.
[18:55] Arajin
    How did he...
[18:57] Arajin
    You mean this guy isn't an imaginary friend?
[19:07] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[19:28] Okawa
    Arajin watched as Akutaro
    beat Matakara before his eyes
[19:30] Senya
    Hey! Are you really okay with this?
[19:32] Okawa
    and he remembered the other time in his
    childhood when he failed to help his friend.
[19:33] Senya
    Turning your back on your friend?
[19:46] Akutaro
    You're kind of in my way.
[19:48] Mahoro
    You can disappear. Creep.
[19:51] Akutaro
    You die.
[19:56] Okawa
    And then, when Mahoro faced the same fate...
[20:07] Okawa
    Before he realized it, Arajin
    was face-to-face with Akutaro!
[20:12] Akutaro
    What's this now?
[20:14] Akutaro
    Don't be a fool. Give it up!
[20:26] Senya
    Our merge rate
[20:28] Senya
    is going up?
[20:30] Akutaro
    You're pathetic!
[20:32] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[20:37] Akutaro
    Don't push your luck with me, boy!
[20:47] Senya
    How high could it possibly go?
[20:58] Akutaro
    I'm tired of your shit!
[21:05] Komao
    Get him.
[21:11] Hagure
    Get him.
[21:16] Zabu
    Get him!
[21:21] Matakara
    Get him!
[21:23] Arajin & Senya
    To lose my virginity!
[21:45] Okawa
    So the war that NG BOYS set up
    between Minato Kai and Siguma Squad
[21:49] Okawa
    He faced an opponent possessed by Ichiya
[21:50] Okawa
    was brought to a swift end thanks
    to Arajin's spectacular fighting!
[21:52] Senya
    and managed to beat him?!
[21:56] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
[21:57] Arajin
    You okay?
[22:03] Komao
    Ara-pyon!
[22:03] Hagure; Minato guy; Siguma guy
    Ara-jin!
[22:05] Komao
    That was insane, Ara-pyon!
[22:07] Hagure
    That was beautiful!
[22:08] Minato guy
    I wanna fight you next!
[22:10] Siguma guy
    No, I'm next!
[22:11] Minato guy
    Not a chance!
[22:11] Mahoro
    Big Brother!
[22:15] Marito
    I thought I told you not to come.
[22:19] Officer A
    Ken-san!
[22:29] Matakara
    Ara-chan.
[22:34] Matakara
    I always believed in you.
[22:38] Matakara
    I knew you would do the right thing!
[22:43] Arajin
    I'm not the one who didn't give up, though.
[22:46] Matakara
    Huh?
[22:47] Arajin
    Forget it.
[22:59] Arajin
    Let's go home.
[23:02] Matakara
    Yeah!
[23:10] Senya
    Arajin.
[23:11] Arajin
    Huh?
[23:12] Senya
    You've got a pretty nice punch there, man.
[23:15] Senya
    I was wrong about you.
[23:17] Arajin
    Huh? What does that mean?
[23:20] Arajin
    All I care about is capturing
    Mahoro-chan's heart.
[23:24] Okawa
    So that's the story so far.
    What do you think will happen next?
[23:25] Arajin
    I still don't get it, though.
    That Shindo guy...
[23:27] Arajin
    How did he know about you?
[23:29] Okawa
    Will Arajin be able to face his past
    and make amends with Matakara?
[23:30] Senya
    Wh-Who knows? He probably
    heard you say my name.
[23:34] Okawa
    What will happen to their
    relationship after this?
[23:36] Arajin
    Ouch!
[23:37] Okawa
    Things are really gonna start Bucchigiring
    now, so be sure not to miss the action!
[23:40] Senya
    The time
[23:41] Senya
    has finally come!
SIGN    The Sea, Maji Croquette, and I!
SIGN    Group Date?!
[23:45] Zabu
    Next week...
[23:46] Komao
    Bucchi-come on right back!

E7 - Group Date?! The Sea, Maji Croquette, and I!

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[00:04] Senya
    You've finally started to
    show your inner Honki!
[00:09] Arajin
    Well, I am the only one fit to
    take over after Marito-san...
[00:13] Arajin
    and capture Mahoro-chan's heart.
[00:17] Arajin
    Huh? She isn't here today?
[00:20] Komao
    Ara-pyon!
[00:22] Komao
    Mon...
[00:24] Komao
    gory!
[00:25] Komao
    You were so awesome with that virgin punch!
[00:28] Komao
    You totally blew my mind!
[00:29] Komao
    You gotta take me on, too!
[00:31] Arajin
    Not a chance!
[00:32] Komao
    Aw, come on, man!
[00:32] Arajin
    Ow, ow, ow!
[00:34] Matakara
    Ara-chan.
[00:35] Matakara
    I need to talk to you about something.
[00:37] Arajin
    Hard pass. I gotta go find
    Mahoro-chan. I'm too busy.
[00:41] Matakara
    If you mean Jin-san, she's been at the
    hospital watching over Marito-kun.
[00:48] Arajin
    Vroom!
[00:49] Matakara
    Hey, wait up!
SIGN    #07 Group Date?! The Sea, Maji Croquette, and I!
[02:22] Employee
    Thank you very much.
[02:28] Matakara
    Listen, Ara-chan.
[02:30] Arajin
    Hmm?
[02:31] Matakara
    Do you remember my big brother?
[02:33] Arajin
    Yeah, you mean Mitsukuni? Sure I do.
[02:37] Arajin
    How is he?
[02:39] Matakara
    Actually, he's in juvie right now.
[02:42] Arajin
    Huh? Juvie?
[02:45] Matakara
    Two years ago,
[02:48] Matakara
    he beat up a cop who was
    forcing his buddies to sell drugs.
[02:55] Matakara
    When he said goodbye, he told me something.
[03:01] Matakara
    "Keep working at becoming a Honki Person.
    I know you've got what it takes."
[03:08] Matakara
    Those words have kept me going all this time.
[03:15] Arajin
    I guess you've been through a lot, too.
[03:19] Matakara
    Anyway, my brother's coming home next week.
[03:24] Arajin
    Oh, yeah? That's great.
[03:26] Matakara
    Yeah!
[03:29] Mahoro
    Big Brother, are you okay? Does it hurt?
[03:32] Mahoro
    I made you lunch!
[03:37] Mahoro
    If you eat this, it'll fix you right up!
[03:40] Mahoro
    Open wide.
[03:54] Arajin
    A-A-Arajin's the strongest one!
[03:57] Senya
    Heave-ho!
[03:58] Arajin
    All of the girls go head over heels for him...
[04:01] Senya
    Heave ahoy!
[04:02] Mahoro
    They fall so hard they can't
    stand it, like Mahoro-chan!
SIGN    Jin Marito
[04:05] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[04:08] Arajin
    H-Hello...
[04:09] Arajin
    Wow, Mahoro-chan? What a coincidence!
[04:15] Marito
    Why'd that creepy rock guy have to show up?
[04:18] Arajin
    M-Mahoro-chan, if you keep
    looking at me like that, I'll just...
[04:22] Marito
    What took you so long, Ara-teen?
[04:24] Arajin
    So how are you feeling?
[04:26] Marito
    I've had it! If I stay here,
    I'm gonna start going crazy!
[04:31] Arajin
    I thought you already were, though.
[04:34] Arajin & Marito
    Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
[04:38] Mahoro
    Would you please leave? My brother
    can't have visitors who aren't family.
[04:42] Arajin
    Oh, I guess you're right.
[04:44] Marito
    Mahoro.
[04:45] Mahoro
    What is it, Big Brother?
[04:47] Marito
    Leave.
[04:57] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan! Wait!
[05:06] Mahoro
    Beating some rando
    doesn't make you the shit.
[05:19] Arajin
    Squee! Mahoro-chan just wall-slammed me!
[05:33] Marito
    So, Ara-teen, I hear you put on quite a show.
[05:36] Arajin
    Oh, it was nothing special.
[05:37] Arajin
    But, dear brother, please leave
    Siguma and Mahoro-chan to me.
[05:41] Marito
    Wanna go on a group date?
[05:44] Arajin
    What... was that?
[05:48] Marito
    You like group dates, right?
[05:52] Arajin
    They're my most favorite thing ever!
[05:55] Arajin
    What?! Minato's coming, too?!
[05:58] Arajin
    That means Matakara's gonna be there.
[06:01] Arajin
    I always end up on the sidelines when
    he's around. Kinda cramps my style.
[06:06] Arajin
    Why'd you have to invite them, anyway?
[06:09] Hagure
    Why would we want to
    do it just by ourselves?
[06:12] Arajin
    But... why wouldn't we?
[06:14] Hagure
    Arajin-kun, you're gonna be super popular
    now that you've beaten Shindo!
[06:18] Arajin
    Super popular?!
[06:20] Hagure
    Let's let loose on the beach!
[06:21] Arajin
    Does that mean swimsuits?!
[06:23] Hagure
    Yes.
[06:24] Arajin
    And Mahoro-chan, too?!
[06:25] Hagure
    Yes!
[06:28] Arajin
    In white? Yeah, definitely in white!
[06:30] Hagure
    You might even see something
    better than a swimsuit.
[06:38] Hagure
    Yeah!
SIGN    Aabar Bath
[06:43] Komao
    Group date!
[06:46] Komao
    Group date! Group date! Group date date!
[06:50] Matakara
    This is gonna be fun!
    A group date with Ara-chan.
[06:53] Komao
    Yeah, I've never seen anyone
    throw a punch like that!
[06:57] Matakara
    Yeah.
[06:58] Matakara
    It really was just like he was a Honki Person.
[07:03] Matakara
    Zabu?
[07:05] Matakara
    You okay? Lightheaded?
[07:07] Komao
    Group date date!
[07:10] Zabu
    I'm not in the mood, man.
[07:12] Komao
    Huh?
[07:13] Zabu
    I mean, I wasn't able to do anything before.
[07:17] Zabu
    Now I feel like I owe that guy something.
[07:23] Matakara
    I doubt that's how Ara-chan sees it, though.
[07:26] Matakara
    Besides, you saved me, remember?
[07:42] Arajin
    Yo, would you check out these muscles?
[07:44] Arajin
    I'm gonna rock tomorrow's group date!
[07:46] Senya
    Where, though?
[07:46] Arajin
    Right here! Here!
[07:49] Yayako
    It's like a little preserved egg!
[07:50] Yayako
    Squishy, squishy!
[07:52] [SONG] text
    Train
    Properly,
SIGN    Enchant Them
     with Muscle.
SIGN    The Body They Want
[07:52] Arajin
    Shut up! It's as hard as chow mein!
[07:58] Arajin
    Hey, Senya.
[08:03] Arajin
    I don't know, but I feel like
    I'm more of a man now.
[08:08] Senya
    Yeah. The punch you knocked Akutaro
    out with was something to see.
[08:16] Arajin
    I guess I've got to go.
[08:18] Senya
    Yeah! Let's take it as far as we can!
[08:21] Arajin
    All right. Then I'm going!
[08:25] Arajin
    To play beach volleyball,
[08:28] Arajin
    play tag in the surf,
[08:31] Arajin
    get into the perfect mood,
[08:35] Arajin
    and ki—
[08:37] Arajin
    ki—
[08:38] Arajin
    ki—
[08:40] Arajin
    Eee! I might just leave
    my virginity at the beach!
[08:43] Senya
    Ya moron.
[08:49] Arajin
    I'm late! I'm late!
[08:52] Arajin
    Here I come!
[08:56] Momotari
    Welcome in!
[08:58] Momotari
    Same today?
[09:03] Otomi
    Pu'er-chan, please.
[09:04] Momotari
    Okay! Jasmi—
[09:07] Momotari
    Huh?
[09:08] Otomi
    Um, p-pleased to meet you.
[09:11] Otomi
    Actually, I... can't get the
    last girl out of my head.
[09:15] Otomi
    What? Pu'er-chan? You're just suddenly gonna...
[09:24] Arajin
    I have come to search for a small miracle.
[09:27] Arajin
    My name is Tomoshibi Arajin!
[09:32] Arajin
    Huh?
[09:36] Arajin
    Um, is this where the group date is?
SIGN    Group Combat Date
[09:43] Arajin
    Group... combat date?
[09:46] Arajin & Senya
    Huh?!
[09:48] Hagure
    I am pleased to announce
    that the Siguma Squad
[09:52] Hagure
    and Minato Kai group date has now begun!
[09:56] all
    Yeah!
[09:59] Arajin & Senya
    What?!
[10:01] Hagure
    In the yellow corner, the gentle tyrant...
[10:05] Hagure
    Tahide Outa!
[10:09] Hagure
    In the blue corner, the silent messiah...
[10:14] Hagure
    Doman Kenichiro!
[10:18] Arajin
    Is this the... group date?
[10:20] Senya
    Heave-ho!
[10:21] Hagure
    Fight!
[10:23] Hagure
    The fight has begun!
    Oh, they're already grappling!
[10:27] Hagure
    Into a headlock!
    He's squeezing him like a vise!
[10:31] Hagure
    Oh, he's picked him up! A backdrop!
[10:34] Jabashiri
    Outa-kun, get him!
[10:35] Hagure
    He was stuck in a headlock
    but managed to pull out!
[10:38] Hagure
    What's this? Kenichiro's in a
    headstand and isn't even moving!
[10:44] Hagure
    He's jumped up again! And he pulled it off!
[10:47] Hagure
    The Messiah's Ascending Clothesline!
[10:49] Minato guys
    Ken-san!
[10:50] Siguma guys
    Outa-kun!
[10:51] Hagure
    That was overpowering! But Outa can take it!
[10:51] Siguma guys
    Stand up!
[10:55] Hagure
    He flat-out refused to ascend!
[10:57] Hagure
    Oh, boy! Kenichiro has the face of a demon!
[11:00] Hagure
    This could be extremely dangerous!
    Is he going to finish it like this?
[11:05] Hagure
    Huh? Oh, something's wrong with Kenichiro.
[11:09] Zabu
    Ken-san?!
[11:09] Hagure
    What could have happened?
[11:14] Hagure
    Kenichiro has thrown out his back!
[11:16] Hagure
    Doctor!
[11:18] all
    Seriously?
[11:19] all
    Oh, come on.
[11:21] Marito
    Huh?
[11:22] Hagure
    The winner is Tahide Outa!
[11:27] Hagure
    Doctor! Here, too!
[11:29] Doctor Matsunaka
    How many fingers you see, sonny?
[11:30] Hagure
    That living fossil from the health room,
[11:31] Hagure
    Doctor Matsunaka,
    is performing medical checks.
[11:32] Outa
    A whole lot.
[11:35] Marito
    Now I'm all hyped up, though!
[11:35] Jabashiri
    H-Hey! Whoa, Marito-kun! Calm down!
[11:38] Zabu
    Hey.
[11:39] Arajin
    Huh? Zabu... san?
[11:41] Zabu
    Lame.
[11:42] Zabu
    I'm gonna go hard.
[11:44] Zabu
    To pay back what I owe you.
[11:46] Arajin
    Huh? I ain't fighting nobody.
SIGN    Minato Kai
    Doman Kenichiro
    Asamine Matakara
SIGN    m 0 0 l 180 0 180 100 0 100
SIGN    Siguma Squad
    Jin Ma
    Tahide Ou
SIGN    m 0 0 l 180 0 180 100 0 100
SIGN    Tomoshibi
    Arajin
[11:51] Arajin
    Huh?!
[11:54] Arajin
    Now, the image of...
    Mahoro-chan in a white bikini...
[11:59] Arajin
    is all I have left.
[12:06] Arajin
    It's black.
[12:13] Siguma C
    Ow, ow, ow! I give up! Give up!
[12:17] Komao
    Yes!
[12:17] Hagure
    The winner is Sakigake Komao!
[12:21] Komao
    So who's next? Huh?
[12:25] Marito
    Little ol' me!
[12:27] Mahoro
    Big Brother!
[12:29] Mahoro
    You're so cool! Look this way!
[12:31] Marito
    Drag him out here.
[12:31] Mahoro
    And your costume? Way too perfect!
[12:34] Hagure
    Palm strike!
[12:35] Zabu
    Komao!
[12:38] Hagure
    The winner is Jin Marito!
[12:42] Mahoro
    Big Brother, you're a god!
[12:44] Mahoro
    You're too godly! Too cool!
[12:46] Doctor Matsunaka
    How many?
[12:46] Hagure
    We will now have a short intermission.
[12:47] Komao
    A bunch.
[12:48] Zabu
    Komao!
[12:49] Hagure
    We'll start the next fight right away,
[12:51] Hagure
    so please wash your hands and eat lunch
    now while you have the chance.
[12:53] Marito
    I'm so hungry.
[12:55] Hagure
    There is food available outside the venue.
[12:56] Arajin
    Wait right here!
[12:57] Mob A
    For five.
[12:58] Mob B
    Hey, we were first!
[13:00] Mob C
    Hurry up!
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Soba
[13:01] NG 2
    C-Coming right up!
[13:03] Akutaro
    Damn it! How dare they treat me
    like some kind of yakisoba machine?
[13:08] Akutaro
    Hey, you listening?
[13:10] Ichiya
    Put up with it for now.
[13:12] Akutaro
    But...
[13:13] Arajin
    Two servings, please!
[13:17] Arajin
    Shindo-san...
[13:23] Arajin
    By the way, you said the name "Senya"
    before. Where did you hear that?
[13:28] Akutaro
    Who knows?
[13:33] Akutaro
    Why don't you ask him yourself?
[13:38] Senya
    It's gonna start again.
[13:41] Arajin
    Quit pulling me!
[13:48] Komao
    One! Two! Three!
[13:51] Komao
    It's over! The winner is Matakara!
[13:53] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go!
[13:55] Hagure
    So far, he's taken seven people out!
[13:59] Komao
    You're next, Zabu.
    Go show him you're the man!
[14:03] Zabu
    Hell yeah.
[14:04] Zabu
    All my frustration from before...
[14:06] Zabu
    I'm taking it out on you!
[14:13] Komao
    Zabu! Don't die!
[14:15] Marito
    Hey!
[14:18] Marito
    Boom!
[14:19] Marito
    Yay!
[14:20] Hagure
    The winner is Jin Marito!
[14:23] Arajin & Siguma guys
    I'm so glad I'm in Siguma.
[14:26] Arajin
    Huh? Is Matakara the only one
    left on the Minato side?
[14:31] Arajin
    I won't have to fight after all!
[14:34] Arajin
    Yes!
[14:36] Marito
    It just doesn't feel like enough yet.
[14:40] Matakara
    I'll make sure you don't regret it!
[14:44] Marito
    Oh, I just had a great idea!
[14:47] Marito
    I'll let Ara-teen fight on your side!
[14:50] Arajin & Senya
    Eh?
[14:51] Marito
    Me and Jaba-chan versus Ara-teen
    and Matakara. Tag team, okay?
[14:55] Arajin
    No, no, we couldn't possibly do that!
[14:58] Arajin
    Right, Matakara?
[15:00] Matakara
    I'm actually... fine with it.
[15:03] Marito
    Then it's settled!
[15:05] Arajin
    No! This is the worst thing
    that could happen!
[15:08] Arajin
    Hey! Let's merge! Right?
[15:11] Senya
    I do want to merge. I want to merge so bad.
[15:16] Senya
    But you know, even more than that...
[15:20] Senya
    I wanna see your rock-hard Honki in action!
[15:23] Arajin
    This isn't the time for—
[15:24] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[15:29] Matakara
    Let's do our best, okay?
[15:34] Hagure
    And now, the final match.
[15:37] Hagure
    Sudden death, no time limit.
    It's about to begin!
[15:40] Hagure
    In the blue corner,
[15:42] Hagure
    the giant type,
[15:44] Hagure
    Asamine Matakara!
[15:48] Hagure
    And the one-hit, one-kill agape boy,
[15:51] Hagure
    Tomoshibi Arajin!
[15:56] Hagure
    In the yellow corner,
[15:58] Hagure
    the rebellious and hard-headed
[16:00] Hagure
    Jabashiri Nagare!
[16:04] Hagure
    And that frenzied supernova,
[16:07] Hagure
    Jin Marito!
[16:11] Mahoro
    Beat them up, Big Brother!
[16:14] Arajin
    I'll let you kick things off, Matakara.
[16:16] Matakara
    Okay!
[16:16] Hagure
    Fighters, step forward.
[16:17] Arajin
    There's no way I'm gonna tag in.
[16:20] Hagure
    Ready, fight!
SIGN    Might
[16:23] Hagure
    They're closing in...
[16:24] Hagure
    They're grappling!
[16:26] Jabashiri
    Now I'm gonna repay you for before!
[16:30] Hagure
    Jabashiri is pushing him back!
[16:32] Hagure
    Ah! A throat thrust! And now
    he's thrown him onto the rope!
[16:35] Hagure
    Something is coming!
[16:37] Hagure
    A head rocket! But he got right back up!
[16:40] Hagure
    Ah! A jumping knee right into
    the face! But he's up again!
[16:44] Hagure
    Drop kicks! And they're both hit!
[16:47] Hagure
    It's a battle of wills!
[16:49] Senya
    That's it! Get him! Show us your Honki!
[16:51] Arajin
    Go, Matakara! Finish him off!
[16:53] Mahoro
    Tag in! Tag in!
[16:54] Mahoro
    Switch with him! Show your stuff, Big Brother!
[16:59] Arajin
    Matakara! Tag me!
[17:03] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[17:06] Arajin
    I'll show her what I've got!
[17:08] Jabashiri
    You little piece of shit.
[17:10] Jabashiri
    Who the hell do you think you are?
[17:11] Marito
    Jaba! Tag me!
[17:14] Jabashiri
    No, please, let me handle—
[17:17] Marito
    Jaba-chan...
[17:20] Jabashiri
    S-Sure.
[17:22] Marito
    Come to me, Ara-teen.
[17:26] Arajin
    Oh, ouch! Ow, ow, ow!
[17:30] Matakara
    What's wrong?
[17:31] Arajin
    I think I got a leg cramp. Ow...
[17:34] Matakara
    It's okay. I'll go instead.
[17:36] Hagure
    Having trouble?
[17:37] Marito
    Boo.
[17:38] Arajin
    If I try to show off now,
    I'll just get killed.
[17:41] Arajin
    I'll just let Matakara handle the rest.
[17:49] Hagure
    He's fallen! One! Two! Th—
[17:53] Hagure
    Safe! Two-count! Two-count!
[17:59] Zabu
    Give up! Don't stand up!
[18:01] Komao
    You'll be killed, Matakara!
[18:04] Marito
    Huh. I didn't think you'd try so hard.
[18:07] Matakara
    I told you, didn't I?
[18:09] Matakara
    That I won't let you regret it!
[18:12] Hagure
    There it is! Marito's killer move,
    the King Cobra Twist!
[18:16] Hagure
    Matakara is enduring it!
[18:18] Marito
    Ara-teen, you good?
[18:20] Marito
    If you don't tag in,
    your little doggie is gonna die.
[18:24] Arajin
    Give up, Matakara!
[18:27] Arajin
    This is for fun! The fight doesn't even matter!
[18:36] Hagure
    He broke his way out! Is his shoulder okay?
[18:37] Arajin
    Matakara!
[18:39] Hagure
    Ooh! An elbow! He's letting him have it!
[18:46] Hagure
    What determination!
[18:48] Hagure
    Even with his shoulder injured, Matakara
    counterattacked with a rolling sabat!
[18:51] Hagure
    However, it didn't—
[18:55] Hagure
    It did hit him!
[18:57] Senya
    Nice job!
[18:57] Hagure
    Who could have expected this development?
[18:58] Minato guys
    All right!
[19:00] Hagure
    This is unprecedented! This is huge!
[19:13] Marito
    Bye-cha!
[19:16] Arajin
    Hey! It's a spicy Maji Kebab!
[19:27] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[19:32] Arajin
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[19:36] Hagure
    Marito! No, no, no!
[19:43] Marito
    A spicy Maji Kebab? Where?
[19:55] Matakara
    I'm your opponent!
[19:58] Jabashiri
    No, you're mine!
[19:59] Arajin
    You're gonna rip me apart!
[20:01] Marito
    Ara-teen! Where's the Maji Kebab, Ara-teen?!
[20:02] Marito
    You'll rip me apart!
[20:06] Jabashiri
    Yeah!
[20:16] Marito
    Maji Kebab!
[20:17] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[20:19] Matakara
    We're the ones
[20:22] Matakara
    winning today!
[20:24] Senya
    They did it!
[20:29] Marito
    Kebab!
[20:43] Hagure
    He's fallen! One, two, three!
[20:50] Matakara
    We did it!
[20:52] Hagure
    What a surprise! A historical upset!
[20:54] crowd
    Wow!
[20:55] Hagure
    Arajin and Matakara came back to win!
[20:56] crowd
    Damn it!
[20:58] Komao
    Woo-hoo!
[20:58] Zabu
    I'll win the next one, man!
[21:00] Hagure
    Now that was a group date!
[21:02] Senya
    Sure was!
[21:03] Doctor Matsunaka
    How many fingers?
[21:05] Jabashiri
    A bunch.
[21:05] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[21:09] Arajin
    Hey, Matakara! Cut it out, man!
[21:12] Marito
    Damn it!
[21:14] Marito
    Let me fight them again!
[21:23] Siguma F
    You just wait and see.
[21:24] Minato B
    Shut up! We'll make you eat those words.
[21:27] Siguma B
    Hey! Don't eat the whole thing yourself!
[21:29] Siguma G
    I'm so tired.
[21:31] Matakara
    That was so much fun!
[21:33] Matakara
    Fighting with you took me
    back to the good old days.
[21:37] Arajin
    We never did anything this messed-up then.
[21:41] Arajin
    I'm never doing this again.
[21:45] Matakara
    But winning the fight, and that
    blow that finished Shindo-san...
[21:50] Matakara
    You were almost like a real Honki Person!
[21:54] Matakara
    You really are incredible, Ara-chan!
[21:57] Arajin
    Enough already.
[22:03] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
SIGN    Sad News!
SIGN    Seriously Falling in Love with Gomoku Soba!
[23:45] Marito
    Bucchigi-you again next week!

E8 - Sad News! Seriously Falling in Love with Gomoku Soba!

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[00:06] (Flashback) Matakara (2nd grade)
    What does that say?
[00:09] (Flashback) Mitsukuni (7th grade)
    "A Honki Person is one who finds
    a heart that does not flee."
[00:15] (Flashback) Matakara (2nd grade)
    Does "Honki" mean you're strong
    and a good fighter?
[00:19] (Flashback) Mitsukuni (7th grade)
    Not just strong, but strong and pure.
[00:33] (Flashback) Matakara (2nd grade)
    What's that thing watching from the back?
[00:43] (Flashback) Mitsukuni (7th grade)
    It's something that sneaks in through
    the cracks in weak people's hearts.
[00:49] (Flashback) Mitsukuni (7th grade)
    Being a Honki Person...
[00:54] (Flashback) Mitsukuni (7th grade)
    means that you never run away.
[00:57] (Flashback) Matakara (2nd grade)
    Never run away...
[01:10] Matakara
    See you later.
[02:51] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
[02:53] Arajin
    Sorry I'm so late!
SIGN    #08 Sad News! Seriously Falling in Love with Gomoku Soba!
[02:55] Mahoro
    I'd rather eat alone.
[02:57] Matakara
    I know what you mean!
    I hate crowded places so much.
[03:02] Yayako
    Seriously-falling-in-love gomoku soba!
[03:05] Arajin
    Old hag.
[03:07] Mahoro
    That looks good!
[03:08] Arajin
    Huh? Did you seriously fall in love?
[03:13] Arajin
    I'm sorry I put you in such
    an uncomfortable spot.
[03:16] Arajin
    It really did hurt me to
    have to fight your brother.
[03:20] Arajin
    But now, I think your brother will
    be able to retire without regret.
[03:24] Arajin
    So, Mahoro-chan, will you...
[03:27] Arajin
    go... g-g-g-go... go out—
[03:29] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[03:31] Arajin
    Ew.
[03:32] Matakara
    Hey, Jin-san.
[03:34] Arajin
    Uh... Mahoro-chan?
[03:36] Matakara
    Let's eat together.
[03:38] Arajin
    I can't believe you!
[03:40] Arajin
    Are you gonna take responsibility
    for screwing up my life?!
[03:45] Matakara
    Huh?
[03:47] Matakara
    So listen. For my brother's
    welcome-home party...
[03:50] Matakara
    I was wondering if we could
    do it at your restaurant.
[03:53] Arajin
    At my place?
[03:54] Matakara
    He said he wants to stuff his face
     with good food when he gets home.
[03:57] Matakara
    I'm sure he'd love the gyoza at your place.
[04:02] Matakara
    Or is that a bad idea?
[04:05] Arajin
    Nah, it's probably okay.
[04:06] Matakara
    Really?
[04:07] Matakara
    Awesome!
[04:09] Matakara
    Thank you!
[04:11] Komao
    We'll have a big feast!
[04:13] Komao
    Oh, yeah, a real big feast! Real big feast!
[04:16] Zabu
    Why the hell do you have to
    do it at that guy's place?
[04:17] Komao
    Real big feasty feast!
[04:19] Matakara
    I want my brother to eat some good food.
[04:22] Matakara
    You're both coming, right?
[04:24] Komao
    You bet! You bet!
[04:27] Zabu
    Well, yeah. I'll be there.
[04:31] Matakara
    Ken-san, I'd love for you to come
    to my brother's welcome-home party.
SIGN    Attending
[04:38] Matakara
    Thank you very much!
[04:39] Matakara
    I'm sure my brother will be very happy.
[04:42] Senya
    We're doing it! Heave-ho, heave-ho!
[04:46] Senya
    Heave-ho, heave-ho!
[04:46] Arajin
    Shut up, man. What are you
    getting so excited for?
[04:49] Senya
    C'mon, it's Matakara's big bro!
    He's gotta be super tough!
[04:53] Arajin
    I've only met him a few times, but it
    sounds like he's stronger than Ken-san.
[04:59] Senya
    Yahoo!
[05:00] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go! Merging time!
[05:05] Arajin
    Listen, man...
[05:07] Arajin
    Why do you want to keep
    merging with me, anyway?
[05:10] Senya
    W-Well, you know, I just want...
[05:15] Senya
    to build a happy family together with you.
[05:19] Arajin
    I absolutely refuse!
SIGN    Family Day
SIGN    A Happy
[05:25] Akutaro
    Hey, don't get so rough, guys!
[05:28] NG Boys 1
    Always acting like you're the shit.
[05:31] Akutaro
    Please stop! I'm begging you.
[05:35] Matakara
    Cut it out.
[05:37] NG Boys 2
    It's Asamine.
[05:39] Matakara
    At least take him on one at a time.
[05:41] NG Boys 1
    Huh?
[05:43] NG Boys 1
    Do you have any idea what
    this asshole put us through?
[05:47] Matakara
    If you don't stop now,
    then you're fighting me.
[05:52] NG Boys 1
    Tch. Let's split.
[06:02] Akutaro
    Ouch, ouch, ouch.
[06:03] Matakara
    Are you all right?
[06:05] Akutaro
    Thank you for helping me.
[06:10] Matakara
    Okay, then.
[06:13] Akutaro
    I'm very sorry about before!
[06:17] Matakara
    Huh?
[06:17] Matakara
    Hey, come on...
[06:20] Akutaro
    Arajin-kun helped me
    realize my own mistakes!
[06:24] Akutaro
    When I faced his true power...
    it almost felt like...
[06:29] Akutaro
    he was a Honki Person.
[06:31] Matakara
    Huh?
[06:32] Akutaro
    Actually, I tried to become one, too.
[06:36] Akutaro
    A Honki Person.
[06:37] Akutaro
    I'm ashamed to say
    I eventually gave up, though.
[06:44] Matakara
    I wanted to become a Honki Person, too.
[06:48] Matakara
    A long time ago, Ara-chan
    and I used to train for it here.
[06:52] Akutaro
    No wonder you two are so tough.
[06:56] Matakara
    But I couldn't even compare to him.
[07:00] Akutaro
    Even though you trained together?
    Now that sounds odd.
[07:04] Akutaro
    Oh! Unless... I don't know...
[07:09] Matakara
    What is it?
[07:11] Akutaro
    I might have just figured out
[07:14] Akutaro
    how Arajin-kun got so strong.
[07:18] Akutaro
    This is just between us,
[07:21] Akutaro
    but this temple holds a secret, see?
[07:26] Matakara
    A secret?
[07:30] Akutaro
    Ah, but maybe it's better if you don't know.
[07:33] Akutaro
    Sorry. Forget I said anything.
[07:38] Akutaro
    Bye, Matakara-kun.
SIGN    Button Activated
[07:48] Akutaro
    Was that good enough?
[07:51] Ichiya
    Sure.
[07:52] Ichiya
    You're getting revenge
    against Doman Kenichiro,
[07:55] Ichiya
    the man who betrayed you, right?
[07:57] Ichiya
    You and I both hide grudges
    deep within our hearts.
[08:02] Ichiya
    Essentially, we are one and the same.
[08:05] Akutaro
    You don't have to remind me.
[08:07] [SONG] text
    Closed tomorrow for private party.
    Chuper sorry!
SIGN    Third Match - Heavyweight Tag Team
SIGN    (Champions) Musashi & Toya vs. Daisuke & Hashiguchi
[08:11] Senya
    They're gettin' Honki!
[08:15] Matakara
    So you like pro wrestling now?
[08:17] Arajin
    Hell no. He makes me put it on.
[08:21] Yayako
    Looks like they're coming along nicely!
[08:23] Matakara
    Thank you for letting us
    reserve the whole restaurant.
[08:26] Yayako
    It's fine, it's fine!
    I'm looking forward to seeing him, too.
[08:29] Yayako
    So how old is your brother now?
[08:31] Matakara
    He's 21.
[08:32] Yayako
    The ideal age!
[08:33] Arajin
    Go buy your damn ingredients already!
[08:35] Yayako
    Okay, I'll leave the rest to you chu!
[08:40] Arajin
    You suck at this. You're squeezing too hard.
[08:43] Arajin
    You gotta use less filling. Like this.
[08:47] Matakara
    Ara-chan, you really are good at this!
[08:50] Arajin
    Don't underestimate the son
    of Chinese restaurant owners.
[08:53] Matakara
    I'll give it a try.
[08:56] Arajin
    You get to eat that one.
[09:03] Matakara
    I made gyoza with my brother once,
[09:06] Matakara
    but they all got burnt
    and didn't taste good at all.
[09:12] Arajin
    Your brother sucks at it, too?
[09:14] Arajin
    Then why don't you teach him?
[09:16] Matakara
    Huh?
[09:18] Arajin
    Aren't you gonna live together again?
[09:22] Matakara
    Yeah.
[09:23] Matakara
    Once I save up more money,
    we're going to rent an apartment together.
[09:27] Matakara
    When we do, you gotta come over!
[09:29] Arajin
    I'm gonna be busy with Mahoro-chan, so no way.
[09:31] Matakara
    Then bring Jin-san with you!
[09:33] Arajin
    Not a chance!
SIGN    Aabar Bath
SIGN    Brother Comes Home! 2:00 PM
SIGN    Chu
Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
[10:00] [SONG] text
    Closed today
     for private party.
    Welcome home
    to chu!
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~
    Chinese Restaurant
    
    
     Offal Dishes
    
    
     Pig Feet - Pig Ear
SIGN    Mitsukuni
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
[11:35] Staff
    Asamine Matakara-kun?
[11:39] Matakara
    Yes, that's me.
[11:40] Staff
    Right now, Mitsukuni-kun is...
[11:53] Zabu
    Is Matakara-kun home?
[11:55] Woman
    He hasn't come home since yesterday.
[11:57] Woman
    And he isn't answering his phone.
[12:00] Zabu
    Did something happen?
[12:02] Woman
    Well, yes. It's his older brother.
[12:07] Komao
    Caw!
[12:09] Komao
    Caw, caw!
[12:10] Komao
    What was up with Matakara?
[12:13] Komao
    Hey.
[12:14] Komao
    I said hey!
[12:17] Zabu
    Where would he usually go?
SIGN    Welcome Home, Mitsukuni
[12:20] Yayako
    What could have happened to Matakara-kun?
[12:23] Arajin
    Damn it. If you aren't coming,
    at least let us know!
[12:27] Yayako
    If you see him at school, tell him
    he's still welcome any time.
[12:34] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan! I found a totally perfect stone!
[12:38] Mahoro
    Mm.
[12:39] Arajin
    It's called a lake blue soapstone.
[12:41] Arajin
    It would be perfect for you!
[12:43] Mahoro
    Mm.
[12:44] Arajin
    This time I'm gonna carve it
    in a font called seal script.
[12:49] Zabu
    I need you for a minute.
[12:50] Arajin
    Um, I'm kinda busy right now.
[12:53] Komao
    Come on, don't be shy.
[12:54] Arajin
    Hey!
[12:54] Arajin
    Class is about to start!
[12:58] Arajin
    Huh? Matakara's brother?
[13:03] Komao
    There was a fight at juvie.
    He tried to break it up and got stabbed.
[13:08] Zabu
    They say he isn't gonna make it.
[13:12] Komao
    It sounds like Matakara hasn't
    been home since yesterday.
[13:15] Komao
    He isn't at the hospital, either.
    You have any idea where he might go?
[13:20] Arajin
    I don't know.
[13:21] Komao
    Maybe somewhere he and his brother used to—
[13:23] Arajin
    I said I don't know!
[13:25] Arajin
    You guys know him a lot better than I do!
[13:29] Zabu
    If we knew, why the hell
    would we be asking you?!
[13:31] Zabu
    Isn't Matakara supposed to be your buddy?!
[13:35] Arajin
    No, he's not my buddy.
[13:39] Komao
    There's no point in asking
    this asshole. Let's go.
[13:43] Senya
    Matakara's probably going
    through hell right now.
[13:47] Senya
    Someone he cares so much about,
    ending up like that...
[13:52] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan?
[13:55] Arajin
    Those guys hassle me for no reason,
    and now I don't even get to see Mahoro-chan.
[14:10] Matakara
    Brother...
[14:12] Matakara
    Tell me this isn't real.
[14:15] Matakara
    Please...
[15:15] Yayako
    Matakara-kun!
[15:18] Yayako
    I heard about your brother. Are you... okay?
[15:26] Matakara
    Is Ara-chan home?
[15:28] Yayako
    Yes. Come in.
[15:39] Matakara
    Ara-chan.
[16:09] (Flashback) Zabu
    Matakara.
[16:11] (Flashback) Zabu
    That little punk's got a nasty
    monkey or something on his back.
[16:14] (Flashback) Akutaro
    This temple holds a secret, see?
[16:37] Arajin
    What is it?
[16:47] Matakara
    Shindo-san?
[16:49] Akutaro
    You saw that thing, didn't you?
[16:53] Akutaro
    That thing is the only reason
    Arajin-kun got so strong so quickly.
[16:57] Akutaro
    His strength is completely faked! You see?
[17:01] Matakara
    You're lying! I don't believe that at all!
[17:04] Akutaro
    But you saw it, didn't you?
    There's a creature possessing him.
[17:08] Matakara
    You're wrong.
[17:10] Matakara
    Ara-chan is strong!
[17:12] Akutaro
    Arajin isn't a Honki Person at all.
[17:15] Akutaro
    He's been
[17:17] Akutaro
    fooling you this whole time!
[17:19] Matakara
    You're wrong!
[17:29] Arajin
    Yeah, but why me?
[17:30] Senya
    He wanted to see you for something, right?
[17:33] Senya
    Go see him. You're buddies, aren't you?
[17:35] Arajin
    I told you, he's not my buddy.
[17:37] Senya
    But aren't you at least worried about him?
    After what happened to his brother?
[17:42] Senya
    You've gotta have some idea, right?
    A memorable spot for him and his brother?
[17:47] Arajin
    How would I even remember someth—
[17:58] Arajin
    Matakara.
[18:03] Matakara
    Ara-chan.
[18:04] Arajin
    I heard about your brother. You okay?
[18:09] Arajin
    Weren't you just at my place?
[18:11] Arajin
    Did you want to talk to me or something?
[18:16] Matakara
    I saw that thing.
[18:18] Matakara
    A monster or something came out of you.
[18:23] Matakara
    But your strength doesn't
    all come from that thing.
[18:26] Matakara
    That's a lie, right?
    Your strength is for real, right?
[18:32] Matakara
    I believe in you. I know
    you're stronger than anyone.
[18:36] Matakara
    And that you'd never run away!
[18:42] Arajin
    I couldn't tell you this before...
[18:46] Arajin
    But remember when those older kids
    chased us down and really beat you up?
[18:51] Matakara
    I know I was too weak then.
[18:55] Matakara
    That's probably why you didn't want to
    keep training to be Honki People with me.
[19:03] Matakara
    But I'm gonna keep getting
    stronger and stronger,
[19:06] Matakara
    so let's start over and keep
    working to be Honki People!
[19:09] Arajin
    You're wrong.
[19:11] Arajin
    I...
[19:14] Arajin
    abandoned you and ran.
[19:16] Matakara
    Huh?
[19:19] Arajin
    When I saw you pass out, I ran away.
[19:24] Matakara
    No way.
[19:26] Matakara
    There's no way you'd do that, Ara-chan.
[19:29] Arajin
    I'm not the kind of guy you think I am.
[19:33] Matakara
    You're lying!
[19:35] Matakara
    You're strong, Ara-chan!
    I know you'd never run away!
[19:38] Arajin
    I'm telling you you're wrong!
[19:41] Arajin
    I'm weak! I ran away because I'm weak!
[19:45] Arajin
    I was never strong enough to begin with!
[19:48] Arajin
    Quit pretending I'm someone I'm not!
[19:56] Arajin
    That thing you saw is called Senya.
[19:59] Arajin
    I only got stronger because I used his power.
[20:03] Matakara
    So you were lying to me this whole time?
[20:08] Matakara
    Even when you told me you wanted
    to become Honki People?
[20:13] Arajin
    Matakara, I'm not trying to
    become a Honki Person anymore.
[20:30] Senya
    Heave-ho!
[20:30] Arajin
    Ouch! What the hell are you doing?!
[20:33] Senya
    You feeling better now?
[20:35] Arajin
    Huh?
[20:39] Arajin
    Why would that make me feel any better?
[21:06] Akutaro
    It's okay.
[21:08] Akutaro
    Your worries are over now.
[21:11] Akutaro
    You've suffered enough, haven't you?
[21:14] Akutaro
    So stand up.
[21:17] Akutaro
    Hold this good and tight.
[21:19] Akutaro
    This will release you from your suffering.
SIGN    Temptation!
SIGN    Soup-Related Etceteras!
[23:45] Matakara
    Bucchigi-you again next week!

E10 - Fallen Friend! This Love, This Pain, This Almond Tofu!

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[00:01] Arajin
    Take over my body? What does that mean?
[00:05] Akutaro
    It means exactly what it sounds like.
[00:07] Akutaro
    And once Senya takes control of your body,
[00:11] Akutaro
    you will die.
[00:15] Arajin
    I still don't know what the
    hell you're talking about.
[00:18] Arajin
    It doesn't even make sense.
[00:20] Akutaro
    It means that you have been deceived!
[00:22] Arajin
    There's no way he'd do something like that!
[00:25] Akutaro
    If you think I'm lying,
    why don't you ask him yourself?
[00:30] Akutaro
    And you'd better go and tell Matakara-kun
    before you run out of time!
SIGN    #10 Fallen Friend! This Love, This Pain, This Almond Tofu!
[02:19] (Flashback) Mahoro
    Have you ever once considered
    Matakara-kun's feelings?
[02:23] (Flashback) Mahoro
    Don't talk to me again until you have.
[02:32] Zabu
    So he didn't show.
[02:34] Komao
    Let's try his place again on the way home.
[02:39] Komao
    Matakara!
[02:41] Komao
    You had us worried, you big jerk!
[02:46] Matakara
    Let's go have some fun.
[02:47] Komao
    Oh! Nice idea! Let's go, let's go!
[02:50] Komao
    So where to? Batting center?
[02:52] Komao
    Nah, let's go to the arcade
    and celebrate your return!
[02:55] Komao
    Let's go to the arcade! Come on, hurry up!
[03:01] Arajin
    Hey.
[03:03] Arajin
    Come out, Senya.
[03:05] Arajin
    There's something I want to ask you.
[03:12] Arajin
    What the hell is he doing?
[03:16] Komao
    A special match in honor of Matakara's return,
     and I'm gonna dominate!
[03:19] Zabu
    Not if I can help it!
[03:21] Komao
    Oh, yeah? Come on!
[03:25] Komao
    Take that!
[03:26] NG Boys 1
    Girls are so cold.
[03:28] Matakara
    I'll go get some drinks.
[03:30] Zabu
    Sure.
[03:31] Komao
    I'll take a peach cider!
[03:33] NG Boys 2
    Once they realize I'm broke,
    they won't even talk to me.
[03:37] NG Boys 2
    Hey! Watch where you—
[03:40] NG Boys 2
    Asamine from Minato?
[03:44] NG Boys 1
    Let's go, man.
[03:49] NG Boys 1
    What the hell are you doing?!
[03:51] Matakara
    He bumped into me.
[03:56] NG Boys 1
    Why, you...
[03:58] [SONG] text
    1 Credit 100 Yen
[03:59] Komao
    Oh, no, you don't!
[04:07] Komao
    Matakara!
[04:08] Komao
    Wow, you sure made a mess here.
[04:13] Zabu
    What's going on, man?
[04:15] Matakara
    What do you mean?
[04:16] Komao
    You never used to even
    bother with the NG guys.
[04:20] Matakara
    I didn't?
[04:40] Momotari
    Welcome in!
[04:42] Momotari
    The usual today?
[04:44] Otomi
    Jasmine-chan, please.
[04:45] Momotari
    Yes! Jasmine-chan! Wait...
[04:49] Momotari
    Oh, oops. She's with a customer right now.
[04:53] Otomi
    Th-Then I'll wait!
[04:55] Momotari
    Oh, she's actually booked all day.
[04:58] Momotari
    I'm sorry, sir.
[05:00] Otomi
    She's what?!
[05:02] Ichiya
    This is more like it. But random
    guys like that won't cut it.
[05:08] Matakara
    Then how about them?
[05:20] Jabashiri
    You got a problem?
[05:22] Matakara
    Yeah, but it isn't with you.
[05:24] Jabashiri
    Huh?
[05:34] Marito
    Aw, what's this?
[05:35] Marito
    You want some attention?
    Like a little doggie?
[05:41] Marito
    I heard you were down in the dumps,
    but you seem okay to me.
[05:46] Marito
    I guess I could play with you a bit.
[06:00] Marito
    Hup.
[06:01] Marito
    Hup. A-hup.
[06:04] Marito
    Bam!
[06:12] Ichiya
    Withdraw for now.
[06:14] Matakara
    But I...
[06:15] Ichiya
    You aren't ready to fight him yet.
[06:19] Marito
    Oh? Wha happun?
[06:24] Jabashiri
    Matakara, you asshole!
[06:25] Marito
    Jaba-chan.
[06:28] Marito
    That one's mine, okay?
[06:31] Jabashiri
    Sorry 'bout that.
[06:32] Marito
    Check this out! Lookin' good!
[06:36] Arajin
    Hey. I know you can hear me, Senya.
[06:43] Arajin
    Shindo, you know...
[06:44] Arajin
    He said some stuff about
    you taking over my body.
[06:49] Arajin
    Pretty crazy, huh?
[06:52] Arajin
    So, would you come on out?
[06:57] Yayako
    Arajin.
[06:58] Arajin
    Quit spying on me!
[07:00] Yayako
    Did you say someone's taken over your body?
[07:03] Arajin
    N-No, that was...
[07:05] Yayako
    It's all right, Arajin.
[07:07] Yayako
    When you fall in love, you have
    to surrender your body and soul.
[07:11] Yayako
    That's what love is!
[07:13] Yayako
    Just like how your father
    took your mother and...
[07:16] Yayako
    Oh, my!
[07:18] Arajin
    Get out, you hag!
[07:19] Yayako
    Aw!
[07:23] Arajin
    Anyway, that stuff about you
    trying to kill me is all a lie, right?
[07:30] Arajin
    Senya?
[07:34] Matakara
    Why did you stop me?
[07:36] Ichiya
    You can't beat him yet.
[07:39] Ichiya
    And if you lose now, you'll live
    in fear of that thing forever.
[08:05] Zabu
    Matakara has been acting
    real strange recently.
SIGN    Sincerity
SIGN    Waves
[08:08] Zabu
    He keeps picking fights with NG and Siguma.
[08:12] Zabu
    The way he's doing it isn't like him at all.
[08:18] Zabu
    I don't know what to do, Ken-san, so I...
SIGN    Bring
    
    Him
    
    Here
[08:37] Ichiya
    Wait. Why aren't you fighting him?
[08:40] Matakara
    What would be the point?
    It has to be someone stronger.
[08:48] Ichiya
    No, you will fight him.
[08:52] Ichiya
    You want to eliminate
    the monster, don't you?
[08:58] Hagure
    Matakara?
[09:02] Hagure
    You've sure been showing off, haven't you?
[09:06] Hagure
    Say something to me!
[09:09] Matakara
    If you're scared, you should run.
[09:12] Hagure
    How could I run
[09:14] Hagure
    after you've beaten up
    so many of my friends?!
[09:30] Ichiya
    Not yet.
[09:32] Hagure
    Damn it.
[09:36] Hagure
    We aren't finished here yet!
[09:41] Ichiya
    Do it.
[09:42] Matakara
    Isn't that enough? He's already down!
[09:45] Ichiya
    You must become more ruthless.
[09:49] Ichiya
    Abandon your cowardly heart.
SIGN    Ice Candy
SIGN    Gashigashi-kun
[10:01] Jabashiri
    He's good at janken,
    but he sure sucks at fighting.
[10:05] Jabashiri
    Let's see. He always goes
    for mint chocolate chip.
[10:09] Customer A
    That was hard to watch, huh?
[10:11] Customer B
    Yeah, he was about to get killed.
[10:14] Customer A
    But why Hagure from Siguma?
[10:25] Jabashiri
    Matakara!
[10:33] Jabashiri
    You're dead now!
[10:46] Ichiya
    You're going to lose to a weakling like that?
[10:49] Ichiya
    Then that monster's going
    to keep torturing you.
[10:52] Ichiya
    Is that what you want?
[11:03] Jabashiri
    Come on!
[11:11] Jabashiri
    Damn it!
[11:27] Hagure
    Please stop!
[11:41] Student A
    I heard Matakara left Hagure
    and Jabashiri half-dead.
[11:44] Student A
    He kept kicking them even
    after they couldn't get up.
[11:47] Student B
    You mean that Matakara?
[11:48] Student C
    You've gotta be kidding.
[11:51] Arajin
    There's no way he'd do something like that.
[11:55] Hagure
    Are you sure you don't need the hospital?
[11:59] Hagure
    Come on, you should go.
[12:04] Hagure
    Fine. I'll come back later.
[12:08] Jabashiri
    I thought I'd be able to beat him this time.
[12:12] Jabashiri
    But... now...
[12:17] Hagure
    Ryu-chan...
[12:19] Marito
    Ta-da!
[12:21] Hagure
    Marito-kun!
[12:22] Marito
    You sure look like a mess.
    How are you feeling?
[12:26] Outa
    Just stay in bed.
[12:29] Hagure
    Matakara... The fight was over,
    but he kept going after Ryu-chan...
[12:32] Jabashiri
    Would you keep your mouth shu—
[12:35] Marito
    Jaba-chan.
[12:37] Marito
    I told you Matakara was mine, didn't I?
[12:41] Jabashiri
    Sorry 'bout that.
[12:48] Outa
    Get some rest, okay?
[12:51] Jabashiri
    Thanks.
[13:02] Outa
    In the past, Jabashiri and Matakara
    always seemed pretty evenly matched.
[13:07] Outa
    But now...
[13:10] Outa
    I don't think you should fight him.
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
[13:17] Marito
    And your intuition is usually spot-on.
[13:21] Marito
    So that means...
[13:26] Marito
    I have some excitement to look forward to.
[13:32] Samaru
    Matakara...
[13:34] Samaru
    This isn't like you, man!
[13:39] Komao
    Matakara!
[13:45] Zabu
    What the hell is wrong with you?
[13:47] Matakara
    Wrong?
[13:48] Zabu
    This isn't like you at all!
[13:52] Matakara
    Then what is like me?
[13:55] Matakara
    What makes you think you know me, Zabu?
[13:59] Komao
    Hey, that's no way to talk to him!
[14:02] Komao
    Zabu's been worried about you this
    whole time! What the hell, man?!
[14:05] Matakara
    I'm only trying to get stronger.
[14:08] Komao
    Matakara!
[14:11] Zabu
    Come on. Ken-san wants to see you.
[14:15] Matakara
    I'll save him for last.
[14:17] Zabu
    Hey! What does that m—
[14:19] Marito
    Ding, dong, ding, dong!
[14:22] Marito
    Hey! Test, test!
[14:24] Marito
    This is a microphone test.
[14:26] Marito
    Today is super clear and sunny!
[14:29] Marito
    Matakara-chan! Can you hear me?
[14:34] Marito
    Please come to the field immediately.
[14:38] Marito
    Come out and play! With! Me!
[14:41] Marito
    This announcement was
    brought to you by Marito-kun.
[14:48] Boy 1
    Marito and Matakara are gonna fight!
[14:50] Boy 2
    This is gonna be awesome!
[14:50] Otomi
    Um, fellas?
[14:52] Boy 3
    Let's go!
[14:53] Otomi
    Class is still in session!
[14:59] Otomi
    Tomoshibi-kun!
[15:02] Otomi
    Well, then, shall we continue the lesson?
[15:06] Otomi
    You've still got two years until exams,
[15:08] Otomi
    but if you start slacking off now,
    you'll run out of time.
[15:12] (Flashback) Akutaro
    And you'd better go and tell Matakara-kun
    before you run out of time!
[15:20] Otomi
    T-Tomoshibi-kun?
[15:23] Yankee Boy A
    Who do you think is gonna win?
[15:25] Yankee Boy B
    Huh? Marito, no question.
[15:27] Yankee Boy C
    Matakara nearly killed those Siguma guys.
    Marito might be in trouble.
[15:34] Yankee Boy A
    Huh?
[15:38] Mahoro
    Jeez. There's no way my brother's gonna lose.
[15:42] Mahoro
    Stupid randos.
[16:00] Arajin
    Hey! Out of my way!
[16:17] Gallery 1
    He blocked it!
[16:19] Marito
    Oh, yeah?
[16:21] Marito
    Then I won't hold back.
[16:39] Mahoro
    Who does that blockhead think he is, anyway?
[16:42] Akutaro
    Why is he toying with him?
    Marito, you idiot!
[16:47] Akutaro
    I mean, Marito-kun, fight!
[16:51] Matakara
    He's open!
[17:06] Marito
    Hey, doggie! Here, boy! Let's play some more!
[17:11] Ichiya
    I didn't think he'd go this far.
[17:21] Marito
    Oh, dear. That all you got?
[17:38] Zabu & Komao
    Matakara!
[17:40] Gallery
    Matakara totally sucks.
[17:42] Gallery
    The fight's already over.
[17:44] Gallery
    He was never gonna beat Marito.
[17:47] Gallery
    How boring.
[17:50] Ichiya
    So he's reached his limit after all.
[17:52] Ichiya
    I'll never be able to use him
    to settle things with Senya.
[17:57] Marito
    Ew, I ate dirt.
[18:02] Arajin
    Matakara!
[18:05] Marito
    Hey!
[18:08] Marito
    Keep coming at me!
[18:11] Marito
    I haven't had my fill yet!
[18:20] Marito
    Now for the finish.
[18:23] Matakara
    No more.
[18:25] Matakara
    I don't want to anymore.
[18:31] Matakara
    I don't want to live in fear
    of that thing anymore!
[18:44] Ichiya
    Now, say it!
[18:46] Ichiya
    Tell me your wish!
[18:54] Matakara
    Give me power.
[19:00] Ichiya
    Bucchigiri!
[19:35] Marito
    Exci-meh... uh...
[19:37] Marito
    Huh?
[19:51] Mahoro
    Big Brother!
[19:53] Mahoro
    Let go! Let go of me!
[20:02] Marito
    Huh? I can't move.
[20:05] Marito
    What is this?
[20:12] Marito
    Is this what losing feels like?
[20:47] Arajin
    Matakara...
[20:52] Arajin
    Senya! Hey, Senya!
[20:55] Arajin
    Get your ass out here!
    What's happening to Matakara?
[21:00] Arajin
    Answer me, Senya!
[22:47] Minato guys
    Yes! Thirty in a row!
[22:50] Minato guys
    Minato is unbeatable!
[22:52] Minato guys
    We've finally made it to the top!
[22:59] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    I'm gonna quit school to work.
[23:05] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    I'm going to rent an apartment with Matakara.
[23:08] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    I also want to try to send him to college.
[23:15] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    Kenichiro, I'm leaving Minato in your hands.
[23:22] (Flashback) Kenichiro
    Understood.
[23:24] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    One more thing.
[23:27] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    If anything happens to me,
    take care of Matakara.
[23:38] Officer A
    Ken-san!
[23:39] Officer A
    Matakara beat Marito!
SIGN    Unanswered Wishes!
SIGN    Sudden Crab Fried Rice
[23:45] Mahoro
    Bucchigi-you again next week!

E11 - Unanswered Wishes! Sudden Crab Fried Rice

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[00:04] Senya
    As the chaos of war started to subside
[00:06] Senya
    and the world approached a time of peace,
[00:09] Senya
    the authorities tried to suppress those of us
    who were training to become Honki People.
[00:15] (Flashback) Senya
    Let's go, let's go, let's go,
    let's go, let's go, let's go,
[00:17] (Flashback) Senya
    let's go!
[00:19] (Flashback) Senya
    Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
    Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
[00:30] (Flashback) Senya
    I guess I'm still no match for you, Ichiya.
[00:34] (Flashback) Ichiya
    How long do you intend to mock me like this?
[00:38] (Flashback) Senya
    Huh?
[00:43] (Flashback) Senya
    Have you lost your mind, Ichiya?
[00:45] (Flashback) Senya
    If we have a serious fight,
    one of us will die!
[00:49] (Flashback) Ichiya
    I have long been prepared for this.
[00:51] (Flashback) Ichiya
    At this point, nothing else remains for me.
[00:55] (Flashback) Senya
    What does that mean?
    At least explain yourself!
[00:58] (Flashback) Ichiya
    This is a waste of breath!
[01:21] (Flashback) Ichiya
    Come,
[01:22] (Flashback) Ichiya
    Senya!
[01:27] (Flashback) Senya
    Let's go!
[01:36] (Flashback) Ichiya
    Even now,
[01:38] (Flashback) Ichiya
    must you still insist on mocking me?
[01:43] (Flashback) Senya
    Ichi... ya...
[01:45] (Flashback) Ichiya
    Stand.
[01:47] (Flashback) Ichiya
    Stand, Senya!
[01:59] (Flashback) Ichiya
    I will keep this grudge, Senya.
[02:04] (Flashback) Senya
    Ichiya!
[02:16] (Flashback) Senya
    Ichi... ya...
[02:29] Senya
    So I gotta settle things with Ichiya.
[02:33] Senya
    I need to understand why he risked his life.
[02:39] Arajin
    And to do that, you intended
    to trick me and then kill me.
[02:42] Senya
    No!
[02:44] Senya
    I intended to return your
    body to you afterward.
[02:47] Arajin
    I don't want to hear your excuses!
[02:50] Arajin
    Get out of me.
[02:54] Senya
    I'm sorry I kept it from you.
[02:57] Senya
    I really had fun spending
    time with you, man.
SIGN    #11 Unanswered Wishes! Sudden Crab Fried Rice
[04:52] Punk A
    S-Spare me!
[05:06] Arajin
    Matakara.
[05:08] Arajin
    That Ichiya thing possessing you intends
    to take over your body completely.
[05:12] Arajin
    You have to force him out!
[05:14] Matakara
    Why do you care now?
[05:16] Matakara
    Oh, I get it.
[05:18] Matakara
    You don't like the idea
    of me getting stronger.
[05:21] Arajin
    If he takes control of your body,
     you might die!
[05:25] Matakara
    Fine by me.
[05:27] Matakara
    As long as I can beat you.
[05:38] Arajin
    What am I supposed to do?
[05:41] Ichiya
    Why won't you fight Arajin?
    By now you should be ab—
[05:44] Matakara
    Shut up.
[05:46] Matakara
    I have something else to do first.
[05:51] Siguma F
    What's gonna happen to us now?
[05:54] Siguma E
    With Marito-kun taken out like that,
    Siguma might be done for.
[05:59] Siguma G
    Shut the hell up! And you're okay with that?
[06:03] Siguma E
    How could I be?!
[06:05] Siguma E
    How could I?
[06:08] Siguma E
    But still...
[06:23] Momotari
    Welcome in!
[06:25] Momotari
    Same again today?
[06:28] Otomi
    Jasmine-chan, please.
[06:29] Momotari
    All right, one special
    serving of Jasmine-chan!
[06:33] Otomi
    I can't take any more of this.
[06:36] Otomi
    Whenever I imagine you with another man,
    I feel like I'm about to lose my mind.
[06:40] Otomi
    I want you all to myself!
[06:43] Otomi
    It's just you and me. Forever. Okay?
[06:49] Siguma F
    Excuse us.
[06:52] Siguma F
    Um, what's gonna happen to us now?
[06:59] Siguma E
    Is Siguma really gonna...
[07:04] Outa
    Siguma isn't done for yet.
[07:07] Officer A
    What the hell is wrong with Matakara, anyway?
[07:11] Officer A
    He ain't doing things the Minato way.
[07:14] Officer B
    How does Ken-san plan to handle it?
[07:17] Officer A
    I dunno.
[07:20] Officer A
    Hey, is that...
[07:29] Zabu
    Matakara!
SIGN    Mi
[07:33] Zabu
    What are you doing?
[07:35] Matakara
    Ken-san. I want to fight you one-on-one.
[07:39] Zabu
    Are you out of your mind?!
[07:41] Komao
    Hey, Matakara! What are you doing?
[07:48] Zabu
    Damn it! Cut this shit out, man!
[07:53] Zabu
    Ken-san.
[07:55] Matakara
    Tomorrow. Hour of the cock. Ichizu Bay.
[08:06] Zabu
    Matakara...
[08:08] [SONG] text
    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
    Open for Business
[08:09] Boy A
    Hey, you hear? Doman's gonna fight tomorrow!
[08:13] Boy B
    Yeah. And with that guy Matakara,
    who's in Minato with him!
[08:19] Matakara
    Fine by me.
[08:21] Matakara
    As long as I can beat you.
[08:24] Arajin
    Here's your fried rice.
[08:27] Boy B
    Um, this isn't what we ordered.
[08:34] Boy A & B
    That's good!
[08:36] Yayako
    Hi there! Did you get even taller?
[08:39] Yayako
    Oh, my! What a growth spurt!
[08:42] Arajin
    Uh...
[08:48] Arajin
    Um,
[08:50] Arajin
    did you want to talk to me?
[09:03] Outa
    He conscious?
[09:09] Outa
    I'll take over. You need a break.
[09:12] Outa
    I don't want you collapsing, too.
[09:18] Outa
    I'll come back later.
[09:22] Mahoro
    Big Brother... please wake up!
[09:40] Komao
    Less than an hour until the fight.
[09:43] Komao
    Aw, man! What am I gonna do?
[09:45] Komao
    Why is this happening, anyway?
[09:48] Zabu
    It's just like before.
SIGN    Minato
[09:53] (Flashback) Zabu
    Doman Kenichiro!
[09:56] (Flashback) Zabu
    I get to join Minato when he's the head?
[09:59] (Flashback) Zabu
    This is a dream come true!
[10:01] (Flashback) Komao
    Yeah, no kidding! A 300-fight
    winning streak is insane, right?
[10:06] (Flashback) Zabu
    Who the hell are you?
[10:08] (Flashback) Komao
    Oh, me? Komao!
[10:10] (Flashback) Komao
    Nice to meet you.
[10:11] (Flashback) Officer A
    The hell is your problem?!
[10:17] (Flashback) Zabu
    What's up with that guy?
[10:21] (Flashback) Matakara
    Doman Kenichiro! Face me one-on-one!
[10:25] (Flashback) Zabu & Komao
    Huh?!
[10:31] (Flashback) Minato D
    That guy's gonna get killed.
[10:46] (Flashback) Matakara
    Wha...
[10:48] (Flashback) Kenichiro
    Grit your teeth!
[11:12] (Flashback) Zabu
    It's yours.
[11:14] (Flashback) Zabu
    I bought it by accident.
[11:16] (Flashback) Komao
    My pal thought you were awesome!
[11:18] (Flashback) Komao
    "That guy must have some balls,
    to take Ken-san on!" Right?
[11:22] (Flashback) Zabu
    Huh? I never said that!
[11:24] (Flashback) Komao
    Huh? Or was it, "I wish I was that tall"?
[11:27] (Flashback) Zabu
    Hell no!
[11:33] (Flashback) Matakara
    Thanks.
[11:45] Zabu
    Koma. Go get Arajin.
[11:48] Komao
    But Ara-pyon isn't at school today.
[11:51] Zabu
    Yeah, so I'm telling you to go get him.
[11:53] Zabu
    Before the fight starts.
[11:55] Komao
    Huh? Why?
[11:57] Zabu
    He's Matakara's buddy, right?
[12:03] Komao
    Right!
[12:05] Komao
    Roger dodger! Leave it to me!
[12:14] Hagure
    How is Marito-kun?
[12:15] Outa
    He still hasn't woken up.
[12:19] Hagure
    It's been three days, hasn't it?
[12:25] Hagure
    Ryu-chan, where are you going?
[12:27] Jabashiri
    I'm going after Matakara again.
[12:28] Hagure
    Huh? Wh-What are you talking about?
[12:31] Hagure
    Wait a minute!
[12:33] Jabashiri
    I can't just stand around doing nothing!
[12:35] Jabashiri
    I'm gonna go avenge Marito-ku—
[12:38] Hagure
    Dummy!
[12:41] Hagure
    Look at the shape you're in!
[12:43] Hagure
    Everyone here is just as mad as you are!
[12:45] Hagure
    You can't take care of this by yourself!
[12:48] Hagure
    Especially when Siguma
    is in so much trouble...
[12:51] Hagure
    You're such a... dummy-dummy blockhead!
[12:57] Jabashiri
    Ow!
[13:00] Outa
    Jabashiri, Hagure... Thanks, guys.
[13:04] Outa
    Until Marito comes back to us,
    we've got to protect Siguma.
[13:09] Jabashiri
    Yeah!
[13:09] Hagure
    Yes!
SIGN    Mi
SIGN    Minato Kai
SIGN    Minato Kai
[13:37] Zabu
    I'm not letting you pass.
[13:43] Zabu
    Why have you gone back to the way you were?
[13:50] Zabu
    If you go and fight Ken-san like this,
    you won't be able to come back to us!
[13:54] Zabu
    So I'm going to stop you!
[14:06] Zabu
    Why are you doing this?
[14:08] Zabu
    Answer me, damn it!
[14:24] Zabu
    Have you... forgotten everything?
[14:35] Zabu
    You gotta remember, man.
[14:39] Zabu
    You've gotta come back,
[14:43] Zabu
    Matakara!
[14:51] Zabu
    I'm not letting you pass.
[14:54] Zabu
    No way.
[14:57] Zabu
    I'm not letting you.
[15:20] Zabu
    You're still my... buddy, man.
[16:01] Yayako
    Arajin! Your friend is here!
[16:04] Arajin
    Friend?
[16:05] Komao
    Ara-pyon!
[16:07] Arajin
    Komao... san?
[16:08] Komao
    Come on, let's go!
[16:10] Arajin
    Go where?
[16:10] Komao
    To see Ken-san and Matakara's
    fight! Where else?
[16:14] Komao
    C'mon, hurry up! It's about to start!
[16:17] Arajin
    I'm not going!
[16:18] Arajin
    What reason would I... have to go?
[16:22] Komao
    'Cause Matakara is your pal, right?
[16:37] Akutaro
    If you lose here, I'll never forgive you!
    I'll be the one to defeat you!
[16:50] Matakara
    I will defeat you and become stronger.
[16:57] Komao
    We made it!
[16:58] Komao
    Huh? Where's Zabu?
[17:09] Kenichiro
    Matakara's parents abandoned him.
[17:13] Kenichiro
    The person who raised him
    was his brother Mitsukuni.
[17:20] Kenichiro
    But then, for protecting a friend,
    Mitsukuni was sent to juvie.
[17:29] Kenichiro
    When Matakara lost the brother
    who was his only support,
[17:34] Kenichiro
    he also lost sight of himself.
[17:44] Minato Officer B
    Why isn't he making a move?
[17:47] Minato Officer A
    Shut up and watch!
[17:48] Minato Officer A
    There's no way Ken-san's gonna lose.
[17:54] Matakara
    I got one!
[18:29] Kenichiro
    Grit your teeth!
[18:33] Matakara
    I'm not the person I was before.
[18:40] Matakara
    I'm going to beat you and become stronger!
[18:48] Matakara
    Give me... power.
[18:54] Ichiya
    Bucchigiri.
[19:37] Matakara
    Go down!
[19:39] Matakara
    Go down, go down, go down, go down,
[19:42] Matakara
    go down, go down, go down, go down!
[19:46] Matakara
    Go down! Go down!
[19:50] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    Kenichiro...
[19:52] (Flashback) Mitsukuni
    If anything happens to me,
    take care of Matakara.
SIGN    Chu Chu Chinese Restaurant
[20:47] (Flashback) Kenichiro
    If it comes to that, you'll have
    to stop Matakara yourself.
[20:53] (Flashback) Arajin
    I don't know if I can.
[20:59] (Flashback) Kenichiro
    Yes, you can.
[21:02] (Flashback) Kenichiro
    With this fist of yours.
[21:14] Matakara
    Now I can fight Ara-chan.
[21:23] Ichiya
    The time hath come
[21:25] Ichiya
    for me to face Senya again!
[21:57] Senya
    I am Senya, the Majin.
[22:00] Senya
    Now, tell me your wish!
[22:07] Arajin
    Senya.
[22:11] Arajin
    Let's merge.
SIGN    Fateful Duel!
SIGN    Beyond the Gyoza Dumplings
[23:45] Senya
    Bucchigi-you again next week!

E12 - Fateful Duel! Beyond the Gyoza Dumplings

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[00:03] (Flashback) Boy
    Hey, did you hear about that guy?
[00:04] (Flashback) Boy B
    What? What?
[00:06] (Flashback) Boy A
    He goes to that nasty old temple every
    day to do training or something.
[00:09] (Flashback) Boy B
    Are you kidding?
[00:11] (Flashback) Boy A
    What a weirdo!
[00:14] (Flashback) Arajin
    Training?
[00:27] (Flashback) Arajin
    He really is training!
[00:37] (Flashback) Arajin
    Watch out!
[00:41] (Flashback) Arajin
    You okay?
[00:43] (Flashback) Arajin
    What are you doing? There's no way a shrimp
    like you could take something like that.
[00:49] (Flashback) Matakara
    I'm trying to become a Honki Person.
[00:51] (Flashback) Arajin
    Honki Person?
[00:52] (Flashback) Matakara
    Someone who never runs away, no matter what.
[00:56] (Flashback) Matakara
    That's a Honki Person.
[01:01] (Flashback) Arajin
    I'm in!
[01:03] (Flashback) Arajin
    I'll train with you!
[01:14] (Flashback) Arajin
    This is for you.
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Ara
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Takara
[01:19] (Flashback) Matakara
    Wow! That's so cool!
[01:28] (Flashback) Arajin
    It's a best friend stone.
[01:29] (Flashback) Arajin
    Let's become Honki People together, okay?
[01:34] (Flashback) Matakara
    Yeah!
[01:43] Arajin
    Let's merge, Senya.
[01:45] Senya
    You heard what Shindo said!
    If we merge all the way, you could die!
[01:50] Arajin
    Shut the hell up!
[01:52] Arajin
    There's no way I'm gonna die.
[01:55] Arajin
    I'm only doing it to force him to wake up.
SIGN    #12 Fateful Duel! Beyond the Gyoza Dumplings
[02:00] Nun
    Kenchin-sama, please hold on!
[02:03] Kenchin
    In the next life, we shall
    meet again on the Caspian Sea.
[02:10] Nun
    K-K...
[02:12] Yayako & Nun
    Kenchin-sama!
[02:16] Yayako
    Arajin, just listen to this...
[02:22] Yayako
    Where could he be at this hour?
[02:25] Yayako
    Sleeping over!
[02:27] Yayako
    Which means...
[02:33] Outa
    It's like Matakara has turned
    into a totally different person.
[02:37] Outa
    What happened to him?
[02:39] Hagure
    You should stay home and take it easy, man.
[02:42] Jabashiri
    I can't lay around doing nothing
    when Siguma's in so much trouble.
[02:46] Hagure
    By the way, where's Arajin-kun?
[02:49] Jabashiri
    Who cares? It's not like he
    does anything when he's here.
[02:52] Outa
    Arajin?
[02:54] Outa
    He might know something about this.
[02:58] Boy B
    Whew! I'm stuffed.
[03:00] Boy A
    Did they say it was gonna rain today?
[03:02] Boy B
    No.
[03:04] Boy A
    Doesn't that look bad?
[03:08] Boy B
    Yeah, real bad.
[03:21] Ma-Ichiya
    I've finally taken control.
[03:24] Ma-Ichiya
    Senya, it is time for our final confrontation.
[03:30] Komao
    There we go. All done.
[03:34] Komao
    Sure sucks that those punks
    jumped you like that.
[03:38] Zabu
    Shut up.
[03:39] Zabu
    Anyway, where's Matakara?
[03:41] Komao
    I don't know. After the fight,
    he ran off somewhere.
[03:48] Zabu
    Let's find him.
[03:49] Komao
    Find him? But you're too
    messed up to go anywhere.
[03:57] Mahoro
    Big Brother, I brought you a Maji Kebab.
[04:05] Mahoro
    I'm going outside for a minute, okay?
[04:11] Nurse 1
    The patient from the evening had
    three times the normal anesthetic dose,
[04:14] Nurse 1
    and it still had no effect.
[04:15] Nurse 2
    What? Is he some kind of
    gorilla or something?
[04:19] Mahoro
    Gorilla?
[04:28] Boy B
    Man, that was so messed up.
[04:30] Boy A
    Yeah.
[04:34] Momotari
    Welcome in!
[04:36] Momotari
    Oh! You sure are looking sharp today!
[04:40] Otomi
    Jasmine-chan, please.
[04:41] Momotari
    All right! One happy birthday
    serving of Jasmine-chan!
[04:45] Otomi
    I don't need anything else.
    Because I have you, Jasmine-chan!
[04:50] Otomi
    I came to get you on this, the day of your birth.
[04:52] Otomi
    P-P-P...
[04:54] Otomi
    Please be mine forever!
[04:58] Momotari
    Huh? Sir, wait!
[05:04] Komao
    What the...
[05:04] Momotari
    Hold it!
SIGN    Jasmine
SIGN    Would you let her supreme
    magic fulfill all of your desires?
SIGN    Pu'er
[05:13] Mahoro
    I'll bring you a banana later,
[05:15] Mahoro
    so just take it easy here for a while,
    okay, Triple Fundoshi Gorilla-san?
[05:19] Mahoro
    Oh, didn't you have a human name, too?
[05:22] Mahoro
    Something like... Doman Kenichiro?
[05:27] Marito
    Ken... ichiro?
[05:42] Mahoro
    Big Brother!
[05:46] Yayako
    Red beans and rice.
[05:47] Yayako
    Congrats to you, congrats to you,
    here's red beans and—
[05:50] Outa
    Excuse me.
[05:51] Yayako
    Are you Arajin's friends?
[05:53] Yayako
    I'm so sorry. He isn't here right now.
[05:56] Hagure
    Do you know where he went?
[05:59] Yayako
    To win a once-in-a-lifetime battle.
[06:03] Jabashiri
    Let's go, Outa-kun.
[06:05] Yayako
    You can't!
[06:07] Yayako
    It's a nighttime battle of mind and body
    that must be fought by the two of them alone.
[06:12] Yayako
    You can understand that, right?
[06:15] Yayako
    There comes a time in a boy's life
    when he has to stand his ground!
[06:19] Yayako
    When he has to stand and fight!
[06:21] Yayako
    Please, let my boy become a man!
[06:38] Arajin
    Matakara.
[06:39] Senya
    He's been taken over completely.
[06:42] Senya
    That isn't Matakara anymore. It's Ichiya!
[06:49] Arajin
    Let's merge. You waited all this time
    to settle things with him, right?
[06:55] Senya
    Are you sure about this?
[06:57] Arajin
    Hurry up and get on with it!
[07:00] Senya
    Fine! Then tell me what you wish for!
[07:03] Arajin
    I want to make Matakara wake up!
[07:08] Senya
    Bucchigiri!
[07:17] Senya
    Arajin! Hey!
[07:19] Senya
    Answer me, Arajin!
[07:21] Senya
    Was that the wrong choice after all?
[07:25] Senya
    Didn't you say you wouldn't let me take over?
[07:27] Senya
    Damn it!
[07:28] Ma-Ichiya
    Three hundred years.
    It has been a while, Senya.
[07:32] Ma-Ichiya
    I expect you are sufficiently
    prepared for this.
[07:36] Ara-Senya
    Ichiya. Why do you resent me?
[07:39] Ara-Senya
    Why did you risk your life
    in a real battle with me then?
[07:42] Ma-Ichiya
    Fight me. That is where
    you shall find your answer.
[08:08] Senya
    Come on!
[08:08] Senya
    Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
[08:18] Ichiya
    Get up.
[08:21] Senya
    Come on!
[08:29] Ichiya
    Get up!
[08:39] Senya
    I can't beat him.
[08:45] Senya
    You inspired me and made me
    want to become a Honki Person.
[08:50] Senya
    I wanted to become strong, just like you.
[08:54] Senya
    So how could I possibly beat—
[09:01] Ichiya
    You asked me why I risked my life
    to face you in a true fight then.
[09:11] Ichiya
    I was running out of time.
[09:14] Ichiya
    If disease was going to kill me anyway,
    I wanted to die by your hand!
[09:23] Ichiya
    But now there is no other choice.
    Let us end it all.
[09:28] Senya
    Even now, at the end, I still wasn't
    able to give you what you wanted.
[09:35] Senya
    I'm sorry, Ichiya.
[09:43] Arajin
    Senya. Senya. Senya.
[09:46] Arajin
    Senya!
[09:49] Senya
    Arajin! You're still aliv—
[09:52] Arajin
    What the hell are you doing?!
[09:55] Senya
    I can't beat Ichiya.
[09:58] Arajin
    Screw that! Start fighting for real!
[10:01] Senya
    I always fight for real!
[10:03] Arajin
    Then you can't give up now!
[10:05] Senya
    Shut up.
[10:07] Arajin
    Start fighting for real!
[10:09] Senya
    Shut up.
[10:10] Arajin
    Quit running away, Senya!
[10:14] Senya
    Shut up!
[10:32] Ichiya
    Senya!
[10:37] Komao
    There's nowhere left to look!
[10:40] Zabu
    Matakara has to be somewhere in town.
[10:44] Komao
    Yeah, but we've already
    looked everywhere we can.
[10:48] Zabu
    Hey!
[10:50] Komao
    What the heck is that?
[10:53] Zabu
    Let's go, Koma!
[10:54] Komao
    Roger dodger, leave it to me!
[10:57] Zabu
    Matakara!
[11:03] Matakara
    I got stronger than anyone else.
[11:07] Matakara
    So why?
[11:11] Matakara
    Why?
[11:16] Senya
    Let's go!
[11:18] Senya
    Let's go!
[11:27] Ichiya
    You were afraid
[11:30] Ichiya
    that you might someday surpass me.
[11:35] Ichiya
    And I never forgave you for holding back.
[11:41] Ichiya
    But even more than that,
    I couldn't forgive myself
[11:45] Ichiya
    for failing to make you Honki.
[11:55] Senya
    Sorry... for making you wait so long.
[11:59] Senya
    Here I go, Ichiya!
[12:05] Ichiya
    Come, Senya!
[12:38] Senya
    Ichiya.
[12:41] Ichiya
    Senya...
[12:43] Ichiya
    Finally... I got to fight the true, Honki you.
[12:55] Senya
    Ichiya?
[13:01] Senya
    Ichiya!
[13:09] Black Matakara
    Now I will defeat Arajin.
[13:12] Ara-Senya
    Impossible! Did he absorb Ichiya?!
[13:26] Senya
    Wh-What strength.
[13:30] Senya
    He'll kill me!
[13:36] Arajin
    Damn it. I've run out of strength.
[13:41] Arajin
    Am I... really gonna die?
[14:06] Arajin
    Die?
[14:12] Arajin
    There's no way I'm gonna die.
[14:16] Arajin
    Not here.
[14:19] Arajin
    Not like this!
[14:25] Arajin
    I want to lose my virginity!
[14:33] Senya
    Arajin!
[14:35] Arajin
    I told you, right?
[14:36] Arajin
    I'm not going to die.
[14:39] Akutaro
    What in the world is happening?
[14:44] Akutaro
    Evening, fellas.
[14:46] Hagure
    But his mom told us not to mess it up!
[14:49] Jabashiri
    You want me to just suck
    on my thumb and watch?
[14:55] Jabashiri
    Hey, wait!
[14:56] Hagure
    Hold up, Ryu-chan!
[15:01] Arajin
    Is that... Matakara?
[15:04] Senya
    He absorbed Ichiya,
    and it amplified his power.
[15:07] Senya
    Be careful.
[15:10] Senya
    Here he comes!
[15:15] Senya
    What incredible power!
[15:17] Senya
    If he lands any real hits,
    we don't have a chance!
[15:40] Senya
    If he keeps this up, we're dead.
[15:51] Black Matakara
    I am stronger
[15:54] Black Matakara
    than anyone.
[16:01] Senya
    Arajin, stay down! Don't get up!
[16:06] Arajin
    Why do you need to get so strong?
[16:12] Matakara
    If I get strong, I don't need anything else.
[16:16] Matakara
    If I don't get strong,
    the monster won't disappear!
[16:26] Arajin
    Monster? That's what you are now.
[16:31] Black Matakara
    Y-You're wrong!
[16:33] Arajin
    What are you so afraid of?
[16:40] Black Matakara
    No, no, no, no!
[16:42] Black Matakara
    I don't need friends,
    or my brother, or even you!
[16:46] Black Matakara
    I don't need anyone!
[16:52] Arajin
    So that's it.
[16:55] Arajin
    All this time, you were scared
[16:59] Arajin
    of being alone.
[17:02] Arajin
    And I saw that...
[17:04] Arajin
    and ran away from you.
[17:09] Arajin
    Matakara... I won't run anymore.
[17:15] Arajin
    Not from myself or from you.
[18:45] Senya
    He's finally become one.
[18:48] Senya
    A Honki Person.
[18:52] Senya
    Arajin.
[18:55] Senya
    You taught me
[18:58] Senya
    what being Honki really means.
[19:04] Senya
    Whoo! I really wanna fight you!
[19:07] Senya
    Let's go, man! Let's go, man!
[19:09] Arajin
    Cut it out! I'm never gonna fight again.
[19:17] Senya
    See you, Arajin.
[19:22] Arajin
    Senya?
[19:34] Arajin
    Matakara.
[19:39] Matakara
    Ara-chan... I...
[19:44] Arajin
    Idiot. You're not alone.
[19:48] Komao
    Hey!
[19:50] Zabu & Komao
    Matakara!
[19:53] Arajin
    Also...
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Ara
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Takara
[20:06] Arajin
    Right?
[20:15] Matakara
    Yeah.
SIGN    Searching for Jasmine-chan!
SIGN    Searching
    for Jasmine-chan!
SIGN    The Mew Face You've Waited For
SIGN    Oolong
SIGN    Now Only
SIGN    Just 1,000 Yen
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
[21:26] [SONG] text
    Reserved Today
SIGN    Congrats on
    your recovery!
SIGN    Ken-san, Marito-kun
SIGN    Congratulations on Your Release from the Hospital!!
[21:53] Arajin
    My name is Ara-teen.
[21:56] Arajin
    It's excite time!
[21:59] Arajin
    I can pull this off! It's gonna make
    Mahoro-chan weak in the knees.
[22:08] Yayako
    Arajin! Your Chu Chu gyoza is ready!
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
[22:11] Arajin
    I told you I didn't want gyoza for breakfast!
[22:22] Arajin
    Ouch! Damn it, Senya!
[22:25] Komao
    Huh? Senya?
[22:27] Zabu
    Who the hell is that?
[22:29] Arajin
    Er... never mind.
[22:32] Komao
    Let's go eat!
[23:06] Arajin
    There's no trace of him.
[23:14] Arajin
    You show up uninvited, then
    leave without saying anything?
[23:19] Arajin
    You listening, Senya?
[23:39] Arajin
    Ow!
[23:41] Arajin
    What the hell, man?
[23:45] Senya
    You called?