10 - The Weakest Shogun

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[00:01] Taro
    Your extra dango.
    And your apricot-seed jelly.
[00:05] Hajime
    Th-Thank you for waiting!
[00:07] Nio
    If Granny's right...
[00:08] Nio
    and the people I meet are my treasures...
[00:11] Nio
    Welcome!
[00:14] Nio
    then that meeting must have been...
[00:19] Nio
    the greatest treasure of my life.
SIGN    Blue Miburo
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SIGN    Blue Miburo
[02:01] Kikuchiyo
    Water.
[02:03] Kikuchiyo
    Please, water.
[02:04] Nio
    A-Are you all right?
[02:06] Nio
    You need water? Coming right up.
[02:15] Kikuchiyo
    Another!
[02:17] Hajime
    He wants another.
[02:18] Taro
    Gimme a break!
[02:20] Nio
    Here you go.
[02:31] Kikuchiyo
    Is this a dango shop?
[02:33] Nio
    Yes, and a good one.
[02:35] Taro
    You came in here not knowing that?
[02:38] Kikuchiyo
    I suddenly feel peckish.
[02:41] Taro
    Okay. There's your seat.
[02:45] Kikuchiyo
    No, I want to sit in the back.
[02:47] Taro
    Hey, don't be so picky.
[02:50] Nio
    I'm sorry.
[02:51] Nio
    We haven't cleared that table yet.
[02:53] Kikuchiyo
    No, no, no! I only want to sit there!
[02:57] Taro
    Who the hell do you think you are?
    You rich kids are all spoiled brats.
[03:01] Granny
    Taro! That's a customer!
[03:03] Taro
    Yes, ma'am!
[03:05] Kikuchiyo
    Taro!
[03:07] Kikuchiyo
    Bring me tea.
[03:09] Taro
    You don't get to call me "Taro"!
SIGN    Anko
SIGN    Isobe
SIGN    Mitarashi
SIGN    Kinako
[03:12] Nio
    We serve four types of dango,
    as well as tricolor dango.
[03:16] Kikuchiyo
    Really? I'll take them all.
[03:18] Nio
    Huh?
[03:19] Kikuchiyo
    I've got quite a sweet tooth.
     I'll eat the lot.
[03:25] Kikuchiyo
    It hurts! My tooth hurts!
[03:27] Kikuchiyo
    I forgot about my cavity!
[03:30] Nio
    Have some tea.
[03:31] Taro
    Nio! Don't humor him!
[03:33] Taro
    Hey, just so we're clear, 
    you do have money, right?
[03:37] Kikuchiyo
    Money?
[03:43] Kikuchiyo
    Nope. Put it on my tab.
[03:45] Taro
    What?
[03:46] Taro
    We've got a runner!
[03:48] Taro
    You're not going anywhere.
[03:50] Okita; Todo; Nio; Taro; Hajime; Granny
    Hajime, guard that door!
[03:53] Hajime
    I don't take orders from you.
[03:58] Nio
    Um, excuse me for asking,
    but did you hurt your left hand?
[04:04] Kikuchiyo
    I merely bumped it. No need to fuss.
[04:13] Taro
    W-Welcome to the Chirinuya. Please come in.
[04:22] Kikuchiyo
    "Nio," was it? Flee.
[04:25] Nio
    Huh?
[04:32] Nio
    Who is this guy? He's dressed all in white.
[04:36] Kikuchiyo
    Leave this place at once.
[04:50] Nio
    No way. Is he going to
    swing that thing in here?
[04:54] Nio
    He's serious.
[04:56] Hajime
    Nio!
[05:14] Naozumi
    Brat.
[05:18] Granny
    Run for it, everybody!
[05:20] Granny
    Hajime!
[05:28] Taro
    I've got his sword!
[05:31] Hajime
    You lose.
[05:33] Naozumi
    Who are you?
[05:37] Nio
    We're Miburo.
[05:38] Nio
    We keep this city safe.
[05:42] Naozumi
    I see.
[05:50] Naozumi
    I see.
[05:55] Granny
    Y-You want some more?
[05:59] Taro
    H-He left?
[06:01] Granny
    Who does he think he is,
    making a mess of my restaurant?
[06:05] Nio
    Are you all right?
[06:07] Kikuchiyo
    Miburo?
[06:09] Kikuchiyo
    I see. I had no idea they had
    children like you in their ranks.
[06:14] Kikuchiyo
    This may be fate.
[06:19] Hajime
    What was that about?
[06:27] Hajime
    Taro! Shut that door, too!
[06:29] Hajime
    Hurry!
[06:30] Taro
    Huh? You're not the boss of me!
[06:32] Hajime
    He's still sitting out there!
[06:34] Granny
    What did you say?
[06:38] Nio
    Excuse me. What's your name?
[06:42] Kikuchiyo
    Kikuchiyo.
[06:43] Hajime
    Who are you? Who is that guy?
[06:47] Hajime
    Why is he after you?
[06:55] Naozumi
    Now, let the festivities begin.
[07:01] Nio
    Kikuchiyo-san.
[07:04] Taro
    What are you clamming up for?
[07:06] Taro
    Tell us already! What are you, slow?
[07:09] Nio
    Please, Kikuchiyo-san. I'd like to
    get through this situation somehow.
[07:14] Nio
    So please, tell us what you know.
[07:20] Kikuchiyo
    It happened suddenly.
    On the street in broad daylight.
[07:25] Kikuchiyo
    He came at me head-on.
[07:27] Kikuchiyo
    My attendants fought back,
    but it devolved into a brawl.
[07:31] Kikuchiyo
    I fled for my life and took refuge
     in this dango restaurant.
[07:36] Nio
    He attacked you in public?
[07:39] Nio
    Who is he?
[07:41] Taro
    He's crazy. What more do you need to know?
    We can't talk it out with a nutcase.
[07:47] Kikuchiyo
    I wonder how those I left behind fared.
[07:51] Hajime
    Do you know who he is?
[07:54] Kikuchiyo
    No, I have no idea.
[07:58] Kikuchiyo
    But I can think of any number of reasons
    why someone might want me dead.
[08:03] Hajime
    What?
[08:04] Nio
    Why?
[08:05] Taro
    Wh-What kind of crap did you pull?
[08:10] Taro
    Stay out!
[08:12] Hijikata
    What's going on? Let us in!
[08:17] Hijikata
    Stop horsing around.
[08:19] Okita
    What game are we playing?
[08:21] Todo
    Tell us if you're gonna stay over.
    We were worried about you.
[08:25] Nio
    Hijikata-san. Okita-san. And Todo-san, too.
[08:28] Granny
    My!
[08:29] Hijikata
    It's been too long, ma'am.
[08:32] Granny
    You haven't gotten any less handsome.
[08:34] Okita
    Seems a little early in the day
     to close up shop.
[08:37] Taro
    Just shut the door already.
[08:39] Taro
    Some wacko in white
    is sitting right outside.
[08:42] Okita
    Really?
[08:44] Okita
    I don't see anyone.
[08:46] Taro
    Huh? Where'd he go?
[08:50] Okita
    I didn't see anyone wearing white,
[08:54] Okita
    but some shady characters are
    keeping an eye on this place.
[09:01] Hajime
    So he's not alone?
[09:03] Okita
    Six in total, I think.
[09:05] Okita
    I could tell at a glance that
    they knew their business.
[09:08] Hijikata
    Make that seven. I spotted one around back.
[09:12] Todo
    We noticed them on the way in,
    but we couldn't just rush them, you know?
[09:17] Okita
    So would you care to fill us in?
[09:20] Okita
    I get the feeling
    something fun is going on here.
[09:23] Nio
    Oh, this is Kikuchiyo-san.
[09:26] Nio
    The scary man in white
    attacked him out of the blue.
[09:31] Okita
    "Scary"? What was he like?
[09:34] Taro
    He had a sword this long!
[09:37] Taro
    And he tried to swing it one-handed!
[09:39] Okita
    What? This thing?
[09:42] Okita
    How would you even swing it?
[09:44] Todo
    Whoa. That's gotta be six shaku long.
[09:47] Hijikata
    Kikuchiyo.
[09:49] Nio
    What's bothering you, Hijikata-san?
[09:52] Hijikata
    Well, I've never seen the man myself,
[09:55] Hijikata
    but I've heard that was his childhood name.
[09:58] Taro
    Wh-What do you mean?
[10:01] Hijikata
    Could you be...
[10:03] Hijikata
    Shogun Tokugawa Iemochi?
[10:05] Okita; Todo; Nio; Taro; Hajime; Granny
    Th-The Shogun?!
[10:09] Nio
    Wh-What about the Shogun?
[10:12] Todo
    The Shogun's the Shogun,
    genius. Japan's top dog.
[10:16] Kikuchiyo
    I wouldn't say that.
[10:19] Kikuchiyo
    I am the Seii Taishogun, charged to govern
     by command of His Imperial Majesty.
[10:25] Kikuchiyo
    Tokugawa or no, I'm the lord
    of a domain like any other.
[10:28] Nio
    Um, I see.
[10:30] Okita
    Then, you're really him?
[10:32] Todo
    You're Lord Tokugawa Iemochi,
    currently visiting Kyoto?
[10:36] Kikuchiyo
    Indeed.
[10:37] Nio
    What?!
[10:38] Todo
    For real?! The biggest of big shots?!
[10:41] Hijikata
    But why? You should be in Nijo Castle!
[10:44] Hajime
    Are you kidding me?
[10:47] Taro
    I... I figured that was it!
[10:51] Taro
    Mr. Top Dog, sir, I'm yours to the bitter end.
[10:54] Taro
    Your wish is my command.
[10:56] Nio
    Wow, talk about street smarts.
    He changed his tune quick.
[11:00] Okita
    He sure knows how to get by.
[11:01] Hajime
    No, pretty sure he sucks at it.
[11:04] Granny
    So what do we do now?
[11:05] Granny
    Doesn't this just make things worse?
[11:08] Okita
    Good point. Time is of the essence.
[11:12] Todo
    True. The way things are now,
    loads of people want the Shogun dead.
[11:17] Taro
    L-Let's call more Miburo.
    One of us should run for help.
[11:21] Hajime
    If we can get out of here.
[11:23] Hajime
    We'll be done for if they strike first.
[11:27] Nio
    We're closer to Nijo Castle here.
[11:30] Nio
    We could walk there in under an hour.
[11:35] Kikuchiyo
    We'd never make it.
[11:37] Hijikata
    The answer is obvious.
[11:39] Hijikata
    We'll escort the Shogun to the safety of
    Nijo Castle with only the forces we have here.
[11:44] Todo
    That's the only way.
[11:45] Kikuchiyo
    But I can't put you all at risk.
[11:48] Okita
    Don't worry.
[11:50] Okita
    We Miburo only came from Edo
    in the first place to guard you.
[11:56] Hijikata
    Now, let's talk specifics.
[11:59] Nio
    We ought to wait for evening.
[12:02] Nio
    I have an idea.
[12:05] Kikuchiyo
    A child? I hardly think—
[12:06] Hijikata
    Good. Let's hear it.
[12:07] Nio
    Here's the plan.
[12:09] Nio
    First, we split into two groups...
[12:19] Hijikata
    Right. It's time. I hope you're ready.
[12:22] Nio
    Yes, sir.
[12:23] Hijikata
    Failure is not an option.
[12:25] Todo
    Be ready for anything.
[12:26] Okita
    I'm all fired up.
[12:30] Taro
    Oh, please, please let us 
    make it in one piece.
SIGN    Conquer
[12:37] Kikuchiyo
    Ma'am, I beg your pardon.
[12:40] Kikuchiyo
    I've brought my troubles
    to your establishment.
[12:43] Granny
    Hmph. I don't like you.
[12:45] Nio
    G-Granny, that's the Shogun!
[12:49] Granny
    I don't care if he's the Shogun
    or the Emperor himself.
[12:52] Granny
    Wrong is wrong.
[12:54] Granny
    You didn't lift a finger
    to save yourself from that attack.
[12:58] Granny
    Anyone would think you were waiting to die.
SIGN    Conquer
[13:01] Granny
    The people on top shouldn't be careless with
    their lives. It makes trouble for us lowly folk.
[13:08] Granny
    And leave commoners to commoners.
SIGN    Conquer
[13:12] Granny
    That's not your lookout.
[13:14] Granny
    You're a lord, so do a lord's work.
[13:17] Granny
    We've all got our own stations
    to stand our ground in.
[13:20] Granny
    That's what work's all about.
[13:26] Granny
    Look smart, Shogun!
[13:31] Kikuchiyo
    Thank you.
[13:33] Kikuchiyo
    Japan has been cursed with
    a youth like me for a shogun.
[13:38] Taro
    Way to go, Granny.
[13:40] Kikuchiyo
    But maybe I'm blessed...
[13:41] Nio
    You scared me, Granny!
[13:43] Granny
    I'm always putting my life on the line.
[13:45] Kikuchiyo
    to have subjects like these.
[13:54] Assassin A
    Lights.
[13:55] Assassin B
    Here they come.
[13:57] Naozumi
    Take Iemochi's head.
[14:01] Kikuchiyo
    Will I survive?
[14:05] Hijikata
    Let's move.
[14:08] Assassin A
    There they are.
[14:09] Assassin B
    It's Iemochi.
[14:13] Assassin C
    Huh? They split up.
[14:15] Assassin C
    Which way did Iemochi go?
[14:16] Assassin A
    Don't let anyone escape! After them!
[14:26] Nio
    There they go.
[14:27] Kikuchiyo
    I see. Quite the stratagem.
[14:30] Kikuchiyo
    But will they be safe? I wouldn't
    want them to die in my place.
[14:34] Nio
    Oh, no need to worry about that.
[14:37] Nio
    They're as tough as demons.
[14:42] Granny
    I'm the Shogun!
[14:43] Granny
    The Shogun! The Shogun!
[14:44] Hijikata
    Quiet, you old bat.
[14:48] Okita
    Well played, Heisuke.
[14:50] Okita
    I love the courtly laugh.
[14:52] Taro
    Run for it!
[14:53] Nio
    We'll count to 30, then take
    the backstreets to Nijo Castle.
[14:58] Kikuchiyo
    Right.
[15:04] Naozumi
    Well, now. What have we here?
[15:07] Nio
    H-How did he know?
[15:12] Naozumi
    So both groups were decoys? 
    The numbers added up, though.
[15:17] Naozumi
    Oh, I get it. The old woman.
[15:21] Naozumi
    You planned to sneak Iemochi out after
    we'd left and the hubbub had died down.
[15:27] Naozumi
    Interesting. You thought this through.
[15:32] Naozumi
    Luck really wasn't on your side.
[15:36] Naozumi
    You see...
[15:38] Naozumi
    I only came back for this.
[15:41] Nio
    This couldn't be worse.
    It was all for nothing.
[15:47] Naozumi
    Get going.
[15:50] Naozumi
    I'll give you to the count of 10.
[15:58] Nio
    He's toying with us. This is a hunt to him.
[16:02] Nio
    Kikuchiyo-san!
[16:04] Nio
    Let's go.
[16:05] Naozumi
    One.
[16:07] Naozumi
    Two.
[16:09] Naozumi
    Three.
[16:21] Naozumi
    Go on. Run.
[16:26] Kikuchiyo
    Where are we going?
     Are we making for Nijo Castle?
[16:30] Nio
    With a slight detour.
[16:32] Nio
    We need to lose that guy first.
[16:35] Kikuchiyo
    Right.
[16:37] Nio
    Down here.
[16:51] Nio
    We'll slip through here.
[16:52] Kikuchiyo
    My, I'm impressed you
    know such narrow alleys.
[16:57] Nio
    I was born in this city.
[16:58] Kikuchiyo
    Must be your backyard.
[17:04] Nio
    Let's hide here and watch for a bit.
[17:06] Kikuchiyo
    No! I'm dead tired!
[17:09] Kikuchiyo
    Call a palanquin, I say!
[17:10] Nio
    Please be reasonable.
[17:14] Kikuchiyo
    What are you doing?
[17:15] Nio
    I doubt I can take him in a fair fight,
    so I hope this will come in handy.
[17:23] Kikuchiyo
    I'm a passable swordsman myself,
    but I don't fancy my odds, either.
[17:28] Nio
    Excuse me, Kikuchiyo-san...
[17:31] Nio
    Oh, I mean, my lord Shogun.
[17:34] Kikuchiyo
    "Kikuchiyo" will do.
[17:36] Nio
    Kikuchiyo-san, why did you leave Nijo Castle
    when people are out to get you?
[17:43] Nio
    Did you have important business?
[17:45] Kikuchiyo
    My people were reluctant to let me go.
[17:48] Kikuchiyo
    I suppose the outcome has proven them right.
[17:59] Nio
    A horse? What's it doing here?
[18:06] Kikuchiyo
    There, there. So you made it.
[18:10] Nio
    W-Were you riding this horse, by any chance?
[18:14] Kikuchiyo
    I was.
[18:15] Kikuchiyo
    You must have been terrified.
[18:18] Kikuchiyo
    What's wrong? Do horses frighten you?
[18:21] Nio
    N-No, they just make quite
    an impression up close.
[18:25] Kikuchiyo
    To be frank, I'd rather spend
    my life caring for birds and fish.
[18:29] Nio
    Huh?
[18:30] Kikuchiyo
    I never expected to become shogun.
[18:32] Kikuchiyo
    Can I do my duty? It doesn't feel real.
[18:36] Kikuchiyo
    I wanted to see people like yourselves.
[18:39] Kikuchiyo
    Commoners, to be blunt.
[18:44] Kikuchiyo
    I wanted to see what sort of people
    I rule over and have a duty to protect.
[18:51] Kikuchiyo
    Can you wait here?
    I'll send someone for you soon.
[18:57] Nio
    Um...
[18:59] Nio
    I heard you came from Edo to promise the
    Emperor that you'll drive out the foreigners.
[19:05] Kikuchiyo
    That's right.
[19:07] Kikuchiyo
    At least, that's what my entourage thinks.
[19:09] Nio
    What? Do you have other ideas, then?
[19:14] Kikuchiyo
    I cannot expel the barbarians.
[19:16] Nio
    What?
[19:18] Nio
    Y-You can't?
[19:20] Kikuchiyo
    I cannot.
[19:22] Nio
    I-I'm sorry. I just...
[19:24] Kikuchiyo
    The ports are already open.
[19:28] Kikuchiyo
    I cannot drive out the foreigners there
    and bar any more from entering.
[19:34] Kikuchiyo
    If I close off our land, the world
    will only pull further ahead of us.
[19:38] Kikuchiyo
    We haven't a moment more to waste.
[19:40] Nio
    What should we do, then?
[19:42] Kikuchiyo
    I don't know.
[19:44] Nio
    Won't opening up the country be disastrous?
[19:47] Nio
    I heard we'd be occupied or
     flooded with awful drugs.
[19:52] Kikuchiyo
    The country will open up,
[19:54] Kikuchiyo
    but I won't let the foreigners
    have it all their own way.
[19:57] Kikuchiyo
    We must all think of how to stop them.
[20:01] Kikuchiyo
    The time has come to pool our wisdom.
[20:03] Kikuchiyo
    At least, that's how it seems to me.
[20:08] Kikuchiyo
    I only hope I can convince
    our land to work in concert.
[20:11] Kikuchiyo
    Not everyone will prove receptive.
[20:14] Kikuchiyo
    Japan may split between anti-barbarian
    and pro-trade factions,
[20:18] Kikuchiyo
    although those aren't mutually exclusive.
[20:22] Kikuchiyo
    But I believe there are steps only a
     powerless, incompetent shogun can take.
[20:34] Kikuchiyo
    I won't let it come to civil war.
    Not while I live and breathe.
[20:39] Kikuchiyo
    Some may wish me dead...
[20:43] Kikuchiyo
    but my duty remains.
[20:46] Nio
    Kikuchiyo-san.
[20:49] Kikuchiyo
    But, oh, how I hate it!
[20:52] Kikuchiyo
    I wish I could just frolic with my horses.
[20:55] Kikuchiyo
    Being slashed or stabbed must hurt.
[20:57] Kikuchiyo
    I want no part of it.
[20:59] Kikuchiyo
    I'm exhausted. I don't want to walk.
[21:02] Nio
    Will you ride back, then?
[21:04] Kikuchiyo
    No. Never.
[21:07] Kikuchiyo
    I can't handle the reins with
     my left hand in this state.
[21:10] Kikuchiyo
    What if I injure the horse?
[21:12] Nio
    You're worried about the horse?
[21:15] Kikuchiyo
    Well, of course I am.
[21:21] Nio
    Kikuchiyo-san.
[21:23] Nio
    Don't worry.
[21:26] Nio
    We Miburo...
[21:33] Nio
    will keep you safe.
[21:37] Kikuchiyo
    Yes. I'm depending on it.
SIGN    The
    Weakest
SIGN    Shogun
SIGN    Next time
[23:23] Okita
    Okita Soji here.
[23:24] Okita
    Man, I never thought I'd meet the Shogun,
[23:28] Okita
    much less save him
    from some tough customers.
[23:31] Okita
    It seems like so much fun.
[23:33] Okita
    This really was worth leaving Edo for.
[23:38] Okita
    Maybe I ought to break out
    my specialty. It's been a while.
[23:44] Okita
    Next time: "True Strength."
[23:46] Okita
    You won't want to miss it.
SIGN    True Strength