Season 2

1 - Lights! Camera! Action!

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[00:10] ---
    Hello, Michella. How are you?
    Your brother is doing well.
[00:19] ---
    It's been quite a while
    since I came to this city.
[00:34] ---
    This place is as crowded
    and messy as it has always been,
[00:38] ---
    a bustling city where abnormal is normal.
[00:41] ---
    That goes for today, too...
[00:46] ---
    Ugh, there sure isn't much in here.
[01:05] ---
    Hey! My name is Leo! Leonardo Watch!
[01:09] ---
    No it's not! I'm Leo! Leonardo Watch!
[01:13] ---
    I'm currently falling,
    at an altitude of 600 meters!
[01:16] ---
    In a matter of seconds, I'm going to die!
[01:24] ---
    Th-Thank you very much, Mr. Zapp!
[01:27] ---
    What do you think you're doing?
[01:29] ---
    And come on, what are you
    making me play Piderman for?!
[01:32] ---
    Well, I was suddenly
    kidnapped and knocked out,
[01:35] ---
    and when I came to, I was in mid-air,
    with this on my head!
[01:38] ---
    What is this?
[01:40] ---
    Wow, this is a pretty cute thing
    you have inside your hat!
[01:43] ---
    Quite a masterpiece!
[01:58] ---
    H-How cute!
[02:06] ---
    Hi, ladies and gentlemen!
[02:07] ---
    It's your King of Depravity, F-E-M-T!
[02:14] ---
    My dear unwashed, uncultured,
    zero-aspiration rabble,
[02:18] ---
    I've grown bored of poker lately.
[02:21] ---
    Which is why, as I was cooking
    my bacon and eggs for breakfast,
[02:25] ---
    I synthesized some new demonbeasts
    with my unoccupied left hand.
[02:30] ---
    They fall apart and die six hours,
    six minutes, and six seconds
[02:33] ---
    after achieving their larval form,
[02:34] ---
    but in the meantime,
    they grow up nice and strong.
[02:36] ---
    Ridiculously so!
[02:38] ---
    Anyhow, they're big eaters.
[02:40] ---
    They chew up whatever
    gets into their mouths,
[02:42] ---
    digest it, and convert it
    to nutrients in record time.
[02:46] ---
    Then they grow like
    gangbusters, so watch out.
[02:49] ---
    All right, well, give it your best out there!
[02:52] ---
    One for nonsense, all for nonsense!
[02:59] ---
    I know! You're that kind of man!
    But I'm sorry! Don't run away!
[03:09] ---
    Now what do we do?! It's cracked!
[03:15] ---
    Incidentally, I'm planning to binge
    watch all of BBC Earth tonight,
[03:20] ---
    so make sure to settle this by then.
[03:23] ---
    But if, before that happens,
    these things grow exponentially,
[03:27] ---
    and only a tenth of the earth's
    population remains, I'll bust a gut!
[03:31] ---
    This isn't one bit funny!
[03:34] ---
    Ah... Ah, crap.
[03:40] ---
    Get down, you two!
[03:51] ---
    --Brain Grid Blood Battle Technique, Form 02--
    --Big Dipper Style Blood Technique, Blade Five--
    --954 Blood Bullet Arts-- --Esmerelda Blood Freeze--
[03:55] ---
    --Schrotflinte!
    --Piercing Dragon Spear!
    --Levin Ballet 10000! --Espada del Cero Absoluto!
[04:02] ---
    Hey!
[04:03] ---
    You just completely stepped
    on my attack name, didn't you?!
[04:05] ---
    Right when it really mattered, too!
[04:07] ---
    Sorry about that, K.K.
[04:09] ---
    Still, there wasn't much choice, was there?
[04:11] ---
    Come on, you couldn't tell what
    was going on there, could you?
[04:17] ---
    This is Chain. There's a
    super-sized new demonbeast
[04:20] ---
    bearing down on you at the moment.
[04:21] ---
    What?
[04:22] ---
    Another ten seconds and--
[04:34] ---
    We're surrounded on all sides.
[04:36] ---
    What do we do, Klaus?
[04:42] ---
    I have to go apply...
[04:44] ---
    Huh? Hey!
[04:45] ---
    ...my Brain Grid Blood Battle Technique!
[04:50] ---
    Everyone, line up single file!
[04:53] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[04:55] ---
    Form 117...
[05:01] ---
    Unzerbrechlich Kreuzschild!
[05:04] ---
    "Unbreakable Cross Shield"
[05:33] ---
    Michella,
[05:35] ---
    the city today is... I mean,
[05:39] ---
    I'm doing fine today.
[05:48] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[05:50] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[05:52] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[05:55] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[06:07] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[06:10] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[06:12] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[06:15] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[06:17] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[06:20] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[06:22] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[06:25] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[06:27] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[06:29] ---
    I started thinking this way
[06:32] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[06:34] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[06:37] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[06:41] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[06:44] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[06:47] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[06:51] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[06:54] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[06:57] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[06:59] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[07:03] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[07:06] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[07:09] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[07:14] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[07:28] ---
    ♪ Throughout every corner
    of this fog-choked city ♪
[07:30] ---
    ♪ there's no shadow of
    a trace of its former self ♪
[07:33] ---
    ♪ From beyond the door
    that opened that day ♪
[07:35] ---
    ♪ map-based confusion came spilling in ♪
[07:38] ---
    ♪ On that stormy night
    we witnessed three years ago ♪
[07:40] ---
    ♪ everything crumbled
    and the road that appeared ♪
[07:43] ---
    ♪ rebuilt our world in a single instant ♪
[07:45] ---
    ♪ and swarms of beings gave rise ♪
[07:47] ---
    ♪ to a new form of perception ♪
[07:51] ---
    Welcome, welcome,
[07:53] ---
    to the new bridge
    between the two worlds,
[07:56] ---
    American Presidential
    Envoy Franz Ackerman!
[07:59] ---
    Welcome, welcome!
[08:01] ---
    The ceremony is scheduled
    to be held tonight,
[08:04] ---
    beginning at 7:00 p.m., at Federal Hall.
[08:09] ---
    X!
[08:10] ---
    X-Station!
[08:12] ---
    Double-X! Double-X!
[08:16] ---
    Ugh... Sorry. I'm sorry, Michella,
[08:20] ---
    for buying something like this
    instead of increasing your allowance.
[08:24] ---
    But... that's all because of...
[08:26] ---
    Hard Dive 4! This is...
[08:29] ---
    This is... the series that changed my life.
[08:33] ---
    It's the first new release in four years!
[08:36] ---
    And with that...
[08:37] ---
    Food, check!
[08:39] ---
    Drinks, check!
[08:40] ---
    Never-made bed, check!
[08:44] ---
    Now then...
[08:47] ---
    Ah, crap.
[08:49] ---
    Ah, crap! Ah, crap! My hand... My hand...!
[08:55] ---
    Yes, Leonardo.
[08:56] ---
    Where are now, pube-head?
[08:57] ---
    Huh? At home.
[08:59] ---
    Huh?! Don't give me a
    gutless answer, I'll kill you!
[09:03] ---
    Eh?! This is my first full
    day off in a while!
[09:06] ---
    Thirty more seconds!
[09:07] ---
    Huh?
[09:08] ---
    Open your window facing
    the street right now!
[09:23] ---
    Catch, pube-head!
[09:30] ---
    Ow-w-w...
[09:36] ---
    Are you a huma--
[09:39] ---
    Why the hell is he throwing stuff
    into my home and then leaving?!
[09:42] ---
    I can hear you, Leonardo the Pube-head.
[09:46] ---
    Shut up! And stop giving
    me funny nicknames!
[09:48] ---
    Whatever, just deliver that to the office.
[09:51] ---
    Huh?
[09:51] ---
    I've got some troublemakers
    chasing me right at the moment.
[09:54] ---
    Huh?
[09:55] ---
    Well, we'll take care of these guys.
[09:58] ---
    Oh, I forgot to mention, don't look inside.
[10:02] ---
    It's too late for that.
[10:18] ---
    Excuse me, but what
    are you doing in there,
[10:22] ---
    American Presidential Envoy
    Franz Ackerman?
[10:27] ---
    I don't think that we ought
    to shake the feeling
[10:30] ---
    that this is something surreal, Klaus.
[10:33] ---
    You are correct, Steven.
[10:36] ---
    It was a single moment.
[10:38] ---
    A nightmare--no, even more
    incomprehensible than a nightmare.
[10:43] ---
    In all likelihood, this is the
    work of Headless Duke Durer.
[10:47] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[10:48] ---
    Durer? You don't mean, the one from
    "D's Elegant Exhibition Room"?
[10:54] ---
    It's a popular site,
    and no matter how many times
[10:56] ---
    the government tries to
    restrict access, it can't keep up.
[11:00] ---
    Live cameras set in front of live heads
    numbering in the hundreds--
[11:05] ---
    Is Franz inside this exhibit, too,
    where you can converse with him?
[11:08] ---
    This is bad. This is really bad.
[11:12] ---
    This is no place for both
    worlds to meet halfway.
[11:15] ---
    At worst, it could mean war.
[11:17] ---
    Now, now, we're here to
    make sure that doesn't happen.
[11:23] ---
    I promise you, we will regain
    Franz Ackerman's head...
[11:28] ---
    ...in time for the ceremony!
[11:31] ---
    You seem to recognize me.
[11:34] ---
    Yes, well...
[11:36] ---
    That brown-skinned gentlemen
    before didn't give any indication.
[11:40] ---
    Yeah, sorry about that.
[11:41] ---
    I'll bet Mr. Zapp would barely
    recognize even the president.
[11:44] ---
    For that matter, he saw
    inside here, didn't he?!
[11:48] ---
    Pardon me, but could I
    borrow your cell phone?
[11:50] ---
    Huh?
[11:51] ---
    I'd like to inform my
    colleagues that I am here.
[11:55] ---
    Oh, sure, okay.
[12:25] ---
    M-My home... My...
[12:28] ---
    X-Station! Double-X!
    Double-X! Double-X!
[12:35] ---
    Don't yell so loud. What if they find us?
[12:38] ---
    What do you want me to say?
[12:40] ---
    You know, this is an
    extremely serious situation.
[12:43] ---
    I wasn't expecting the enemy
    to be among our ranks.
[12:46] ---
    What do we do?
[12:47] ---
    We can't call for help,
    since my smartphone is gone.
[12:50] ---
    A cell phone's faint signal
    can give away our position.
[12:53] ---
    Abandoning it is to be expected.
[12:56] ---
    We have no other alternative, Leonardo.
[12:59] ---
    You must deliver me to my colleagues.
[13:01] ---
    Huh?
[13:02] ---
    Once you do, the government
    will cover your losses.
[13:06] ---
    What do you say?
[13:11] ---
    Okay, I'm going!
[13:15] ---
    "Lights, Camera, Action!"
[13:19] ---
    Whoo!
[13:21] ---
    What a mess this is.
[13:25] ---
    I see. Acknowledged.
[13:28] ---
    Garrett has arrived at the location.
[13:30] ---
    However, the room appears to have
    been destroyed in an explosion.
[13:34] ---
    You're sure that's the address
    the envoy was calling from?
[13:38] ---
    Yes, we're sure.
[13:40] ---
    No answer.
[13:42] ---
    Leonardo...
[13:44] ---
    Are you serious?!
[13:46] ---
    It's my fault for tossing
    the package to him?!
[13:49] ---
    Damn that pube-headed idiot turd!
    What an unceremonious way to go out...
[13:54] ---
    I'll send you to your death!
[13:58] ---
    I'm not gonna have it!
[14:04] ---
    Why are you so quick to assume he's dead?
[14:07] ---
    Let's finish this up quickly
    and go look for him.
[14:09] ---
    Huh...?
[14:12] ---
    Yes. Yeah, it's a big kerfuffle.
[14:16] ---
    The Gargambino Family,
[14:18] ---
    the Snakebite Clan...
[14:20] ---
    ...the Screaming Reverse
    Executioners Mutual Aid Society...
[14:23] ---
    ...as well as the trade show for
    unidentified outlaw organizations.
[14:26] ---
    Indeed.
[14:27] ---
    It looks like Durer is posting
    a fairly high reward.
[14:31] ---
    Yeah.
[14:34] ---
    Find it! It's a 20-inch-square
    duralumin case!
[14:38] ---
    Apparently, there's a kid carrying it!
[14:40] ---
    Doesn't matter! If you see him,
    shoot him on sight and take it!
[14:49] ---
    Hey, Leo!
[14:51] ---
    --What are you up to? Sneaking
    around with a huge briefcase?
[14:54] ---
    Too loud, too loud! You're being too loud!
[14:57] ---
    Oh I just remembered, you've got
    this Saturday available, right?
[15:01] ---
    Switch shifts with me, okay?
[15:03] ---
    Huh?
[15:05] ---
    The girl I picked up yesterday?
    She's hot to trot!
[15:11] ---
    Well? You're free, right--
[15:16] ---
    Hold it, you!
[15:22] ---
    Found you!
[15:24] ---
    Just keep on running.
[15:28] ---
    Out of my way, you dirty broad!
[15:36] ---
    Patient case:
[15:39] ---
    "Heart Attack!"
[15:40] ---
    Heart Attack!
[15:48] ---
    Huh? You say not to go that way?
[15:56] ---
    Mr. Brigade!
[16:00] ---
    Starphase? Subject in custody.
[16:00] ---
    I'm saved! Thank you!
[16:03] ---
    Huh? Deliver the package
    to the hall directly by 7:00?
[16:03] ---
    Someday, I swear, I will pay you
    back for this, in installments...
[16:08] ---
    Yeah, copy that.
[16:08] ---
    Yes, in full...
[16:10] ---
    Leo, we're running over to Federal Hall.
[16:13] ---
    Huh?!
[16:16] ---
    Mr. Brigade!
[16:19] ---
    Over here, Leonardo!
[16:20] ---
    But...!
[16:21] ---
    It's okay!
[16:22] ---
    His ultra-high-test coat
    just arrived in the mail today,
[16:25] ---
    and it's the latest model! He's lucky!
[16:29] ---
    I don't feel at all lucky!
[16:45] ---
    Don't stop! Keep running!
[16:56] ---
    A-Ah, crap.
[16:58] ---
    Leo!
[16:59] ---
    Duck!
[17:36] ---
    Ha-ha, I have to say, at first,
    I didn't think you were a good fit,
[17:41] ---
    but I was wrong.
[17:42] ---
    Huh?
[17:43] ---
    You. For this city.
[17:48] ---
    Were you a resident here
    from before the Collapse?
[17:50] ---
    No, I wasn't. I came of my own accord.
[17:53] ---
    So you're a thrill seeker?
[17:55] ---
    No.
[17:56] ---
    Were you running away from something?
[17:59] ---
    No.
[18:00] ---
    Then why?
[18:11] ---
    Is something the matter?
[18:13] ---
    Never mind me,
    what's it like on the outside?
[18:15] ---
    The outside?
[18:17] ---
    Oh, still nothing but fear and trepidation.
[18:20] ---
    After all, the world's greatest
    metropolis was suddenly lost,
[18:23] ---
    and a rogue state suddenly
    sprang up within our borders.
[18:27] ---
    The hoi polloi are behaving outrageously,
    thinking that this is their chance.
[18:31] ---
    It's an absolute joke.
[18:33] ---
    This is the interior of the world's
    greatest sovereign nation!
[18:36] ---
    Are you planning to rail
    at them with speeches?
[18:39] ---
    Ha-ha, of course not.
[18:42] ---
    I see it!
[18:46] ---
    We're finally there--
[18:50] ---
    Watch out!
[18:58] ---
    Would you cut it out already, guys?
    You're gonna get Leo killed--
[19:02] ---
    Huh?
[19:03] ---
    Deldro, where did he go?
[19:06] ---
    Dunno.
[19:16] ---
    Ow-w-w...
[19:23] ---
    "Tough Luck
    Former Location"
[19:26] ---
    It's hopeless! For the first time
    in a while, I can't take this!
[19:30] ---
    Leonardo, stand up
    and start running again.
[19:33] ---
    I can't do it anymore!
[19:35] ---
    Don't cry! Run! If you're going to whine,
    you can whine all you want,
[19:39] ---
    after you've become a loser!
[19:40] ---
    What is this?! How can you be
    so strong?! You're just a head!
[19:46] ---
    Not being allowed to do as one wishes
    is the mark of the politician.
[19:52] ---
    Willingly backing down while
    any possibility still remains,
[19:55] ---
    is unreasonable beyond reason!
[19:57] ---
    Take a good look around you and think!
[19:59] ---
    There must be something you can still do!
[20:06] ---
    Grab hold of the most important outcome!
[20:17] ---
    Just a little over 800
    meters to Federal Hall!
[20:26] ---
    I'm just going to keep charging through!
[20:27] ---
    Wait! We need to be more cautious!
[20:29] ---
    There's no time for that!
[20:40] ---
    Nicely done, Master Leonardo.
[20:46] ---
    Huh?
[20:48] ---
    Well done. So glad to see
    you're safe, Leonardo.
[20:53] ---
    Hand the head over here.
[20:55] ---
    Hmm? That voice--
[20:57] ---
    Rachel? Why would you
    pull something this foolish?!
[21:01] ---
    Thinking you can meet
    these monsters halfway
[21:04] ---
    is a far more foolish idea.
[21:06] ---
    What did you say?!
[21:09] ---
    You humans are so fascinating.
    For people who call us monsters,
[21:13] ---
    you use each other, and contend
    among your own kind.
[21:17] ---
    Excuse me...
[21:19] ---
    What exactly are you doing?
[21:21] ---
    Hmm?
[21:22] ---
    No, I don't mean you.
[21:24] ---
    I meant Mr. Klaus and Mr. Steven.
[21:27] ---
    It isn't like that, Leonardo.
[21:29] ---
    We were just being mindful, so as not
    to invite any unnecessary chaos.
[21:33] ---
    Mindful?
[21:36] ---
    That's a pretty relaxed statement,
    under the circumstances.
[21:41] ---
    Miss Washington,
[21:43] ---
    forgive me, but I've just decided
    to remove everyone's heads.
[21:57] ---
    Did you really think that you
[21:59] ---
    could take us from behind
    without us being ready for you?
[22:07] ---
    "Annihilating Lance"
[22:09] ---
    Sorry, but we have no time
    to entertain you any longer.
[22:17] ---
    The United States cannot
    contain our excitement
[22:20] ---
    to have a new world born
    within our country.
[22:23] ---
    However, this city,
    with its limitless possibilities...
[22:30] ---
    I have to discuss my upcoming
    compensation with the envoy.
[22:34] ---
    What are you talking about?
[22:36] ---
    Having that nest of demons
    knowing where you hang your hat
[22:39] ---
    would be suicide.
[22:40] ---
    Huh?
[22:41] ---
    Our mission has been safely carried out.
[22:44] ---
    For now, that's enough.
[22:46] ---
    Yeah, but my home...
[22:47] ---
    You could always stay at the office again.
[22:50] ---
    The request for your replacement
    cell phone is already completed.
[22:54] ---
    Yeah, but... I mean...
[22:58] ---
    X!
[22:59] ---
    X! Double-X! Double-X!
[22:59] ---
    In this movie I saw the other day,
    they closed it out with shawarma.
[23:03] ---
    It looked really good, Deldro.
[23:03] ---
    X! Double-X! Double-X!
[23:05] ---
    For real?
[23:08] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this
    world and the alterworld intersect.
[23:12] ---
    This is the record of the
    clandestine activities
[23:15] ---
    of the secret society of supermen,
    Libra, who work in the shadows
[23:19] ---
    to preserve the balance of worlds.
[23:37] ---
    And so,
[23:38] ---
    this is the story of me, and the people...
[23:43] ---
    ...who showed some hope in me.
[23:45] ---
    It's been three years
    since the Great Collapse.
[23:47] ---
    At first, we didn't know
    what would happen,
[23:49] ---
    but right now, we consider the
    abnormal to be this city's BGM.
[23:52] ---
    That's just the way that people
    acclimatize and change,
[23:56] ---
    but, Klaus, you never change, do you?
[23:58] ---
    "A Phantom Hospital Ward Rises"
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2 - A Phantom Hospital Ward Rises

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    BP is 90 over 60, pulse is 140 and weak!
[00:06] ---
    What's his level of consciousness?
[00:08] ---
    It's no use!
[00:09] ---
    Every emergency room has their hands full!
[00:09] ---
    Mr. Zapp! Can you hear me, Mr. Zapp?!
    Mr. Zapp! Mr. Zapp! Mr. Zapp!
[00:11] ---
    Damn.
[00:11] ---
    Mr. Zapp! Can you hear me, Mr. Zapp?!
    Mr. Zapp! Mr. Zapp! Mr. Zapp!
[00:14] ---
    Mr. Zapp! Can you hear me, Mr. Zapp?!
    Mr. Zapp! Mr. Zapp! Mr. Zapp!
[00:14] ---
    Shut up!
[00:15] ---
    Or I'll inject you with Demerol,
    you little brat!
[00:17] ---
    H-Hey!
[00:22] ---
    What is it?
[00:23] ---
    Over at one o'clock.
[00:25] ---
    Hmm?
[00:31] ---
    Wh-What is that?
[00:38] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this world
    and the alterworld intersect.
[00:42] ---
    This is the record
    of the clandestine activities
[00:46] ---
    of the secret society of supermen,
    Libra, who work in the shadows
[00:49] ---
    to preserve the balance of worlds.
[00:53] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[00:55] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[00:57] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:00] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:12] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:15] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:17] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:20] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:22] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[01:24] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[01:27] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[01:30] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[01:32] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[01:34] ---
    I started thinking this way
[01:36] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[01:39] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[01:42] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[01:46] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[01:49] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[01:52] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[01:56] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[01:59] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[02:02] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[02:04] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[02:08] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[02:11] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[02:14] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[02:19] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[02:26] ---
    Is that a hospital?
[02:27] ---
    It looks like it. But it wasn't here
    when we went past 15 minutes ago.
[02:33] ---
    D-Down there!
[02:36] ---
    It looks like they're all ready to go.
[02:39] ---
    What do we do?
[02:41] ---
    For some reason, I feel very sleepy--
[02:44] ---
    Paturage
[02:45] ---
    All right, take us down.
[02:46] ---
    Huh?!
[02:48] ---
    Zapp Renfro, age 24!
[02:50] ---
    Fractured femur and other compound fractures
[02:52] ---
    caused by a head-on collision
    with a heavily armored trailer!
[02:56] ---
    We've stopped the bleeding and
    stabilized him! You take it from here!
[02:59] ---
    Why does it feel like I've been abandoned?
[03:01] ---
    Oh, dear.
[03:03] ---
    I don't think they like you.
[03:07] ---
    Excuse me,
[03:08] ---
    but are you a doctor?
[03:11] ---
    That's right.
[03:12] ---
    That's right? But you're just a child!
[03:14] ---
    So?
[03:15] ---
    Huh?
[03:16] ---
    I have no regrets--
[03:22] ---
    Not good, not good, not good, not good!
[03:24] ---
    This is completely beyond my capacity!
[03:27] ---
    Ah, Mr. Steven?
[03:35] ---
    Wh-What's going on here?
[03:37] ---
    Don't ask me, I don't know anything
    about this freaky hospital.
[03:42] ---
    Klaus...
[03:43] ---
    Mm-hmm, it's the hospital from back then.
[03:45] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[03:48] ---
    Three years ago, during the Great Collapse,
[03:50] ---
    we were in that building.
[03:53] ---
    Huh?!
[04:24] ---
    It's been 17 hours since we were
    enveloped in this mysterious fog,
[04:28] ---
    and the city's disintegration
    and reconstruction still hasn't ended.
[04:32] ---
    Hmm?
[04:34] ---
    Are you still holding on to that?
[04:36] ---
    Everything has been displaced.
    It's no longer of any use, is it?
[04:41] ---
    The shapes of the buildings
    are giving me leads.
[04:43] ---
    What passed over our heads earlier
[04:45] ---
    was the top of the General Electric Building.
[04:48] ---
    Are you checking every single one of them?
[04:51] ---
    What memory skills and attention to detail!
[04:56] ---
    Say, supposing the whole world
[04:59] ---
    has become shrouded in this
    fog, then what happens?
[05:02] ---
    From here on?
[05:04] ---
    I don't know.
[05:06] ---
    This one is on an entirely different level
    than any monster we've faced before.
[05:11] ---
    We're facing someone
    who can rearrange New York
[05:13] ---
    as easily as if it were made of Lego blocks.
[05:16] ---
    I don't think our techniques
    are going to be...
[05:20] ---
    Stop the vehicle!
[05:33] ---
    Steven,
[05:35] ---
    making decisions before
    we know anything is premature.
[05:38] ---
    The first thing we do is use
    all of our energies to survive.
[05:41] ---
    In the process, we collect information.
[05:43] ---
    But before anything else...
[05:47] ---
    ...we take this child someplace safe.
[05:50] ---
    Heh, yeah.
[05:53] ---
    That is Bradbury General Hospital.
[05:56] ---
    The central building, anyhow.
[06:00] ---
    Halt!
[06:02] ---
    We have a baby. We're seeking shelter.
[06:21] ---
    Well, now...
[06:23] ---
    I don't remember a man your size
    being in the hospital.
[06:27] ---
    We came from outside.
[06:28] ---
    What? Out in the middle
    of that Great Collapse?
[06:31] ---
    Yes.
[06:33] ---
    As it happens, we found this child.
[06:40] ---
    So, how are things doing outside?
[06:43] ---
    Well...
[06:45] ---
    It's beyond description?
[06:48] ---
    --Yes.
    --Well, we do what we can.
[06:50] ---
    Doctor... Patient 2 says
    he can't sleep because of the pain.
[06:54] ---
    --5ccs of morphine.
    --Right.
[06:58] ---
    And don't forget
    the laxative and antiemetic.
[07:00] ---
    Right.
[07:01] ---
    It's been like this around the clock.
[07:03] ---
    When you get to be my age, it's pretty rough.
[07:07] ---
    Hmm?
[07:13] ---
    Wake up, Luciana!
[07:15] ---
    The beds are full, but the sofa
    in the waiting room is available!
[07:21] ---
    Doctor...?
[07:22] ---
    Oh no, did I fall asleep?
[07:25] ---
    Yeah, still standing up.
[07:27] ---
    Oh, dear. I do feel a bit lighter, all right.
[07:32] ---
    You seem to have been fast asleep.
[07:35] ---
    I've never seen anyone look
    so graceful while asleep on their feet.
[07:39] ---
    Wow, pretty smooth. Any other time
[07:42] ---
    and I'd offer you a physical checkup
    on the house, big guy.
[07:47] ---
    I'm Klaus V Reinherz.
[07:50] ---
    Luciana Estevez. Welcome to our hospital.
[07:59] ---
    Halt! Halt or we'll shoot!
[08:17] ---
    Inside! Move further inside!
[08:21] ---
    H-Hey, you two!
[08:24] ---
    It's all right. You keep them safe inside.
[08:37] ---
    Say, do you suppose he speaks English?
[08:40] ---
    Between you and me, we can try
    up to nine different languages.
[08:44] ---
    This is a surprise.
    You, making a joke like that?
[08:47] ---
    Yeah.
[08:49] ---
    I must be a little bit nervous.
[08:55] ---
    That's a Blood Breed!
[08:58] ---
    Ha-ha, here I am taking my pet dog
    for a stroll, and what do I see?
[09:04] ---
    Are you two fang hunters?
[09:10] ---
    On a special day like today,
[09:12] ---
    you want the same kind of conflict
    as there is on the outside?
[09:14] ---
    Is this your people's doing?
[09:16] ---
    This?
[09:19] ---
    No, not us.
[09:20] ---
    This mist world has always been around.
[09:24] ---
    It exists right next to your own world,
[09:27] ---
    and sometimes it erupts out
    and connects with it.
[09:30] ---
    Your legendary monsters,
[09:32] ---
    your vanishing aircraft,
[09:34] ---
    treasures that have no business existing,
[09:36] ---
    and so forth.
[09:39] ---
    Today is New Year's Day. It's January 1st.
[09:43] ---
    This is a special day--
    the start of a new era, you might say.
[09:46] ---
    Which is why...
[09:50] ---
    Sorry, sorry. Am I talking too much?
[09:53] ---
    Please forgive me.
[09:57] ---
    So, there you have it.
    I'd like to feed my little one now.
[10:04] ---
    Would you mind standing aside?
[10:10] ---
    "A Phantom Hospital Ward Rises"
[10:17] ---
    I have to go and apply my...
[10:20] ---
    Esmerelda Blood Freeze!
[10:24] ---
    ...Brain Grid Blood Battle Technique!
[10:25] ---
    Hmph, I'll be damned.
[10:27] ---
    I'm so scared, I'm beyond scared.
[10:30] ---
    I'm so scared, I can't fight you
    while holding on to this!
[10:41] ---
    Don't you look away from me.
[10:51] ---
    Lanza del Cero Absoluto!
[10:53] ---
    "Lance of Absolute Zero"
[11:05] ---
    Not bad, fang hunter!
[11:11] ---
    But still, you two cannot stop us.
[11:14] ---
    The same way that New York
    will be eaten away by this fog.
[12:12] ---
    What regenerative speed!
[12:15] ---
    Steven...
[12:17] ---
    No, Klaus! The moment
    it becomes just one of us,
[12:20] ---
    we'll both be devoured by him!
[12:24] ---
    Give up on the rear.
    We can't afford to lose you now!
[12:37] ---
    There is light.
[12:41] ---
    There's still a half step away
    before we give up and turn back.
[12:45] ---
    Do you believe it's just any half step?
[12:48] ---
    No.
[12:49] ---
    This is a half step that we stake
    our whole bodies and souls upon!
[12:54] ---
    For crying out loud,
    that's not fighting fair.
[12:58] ---
    One minute, 40 seconds.
[13:00] ---
    Defeat that beast and get back here by then.
[13:03] ---
    That's a good number. One of neither
    arrogance nor modesty.
[13:06] ---
    The very essence of your personality.
[13:09] ---
    And those 100 seconds will be more
    imposing than anything else in the world.
[13:17] ---
    Three...
[13:19] ---
    ...two...
[13:21] ---
    ...one...
[13:56] ---
    It stopped?
[13:59] ---
    It would seem that this is all for us.
[14:03] ---
    It looks like there are some powerful
    casters in the human world, as well.
[14:08] ---
    Hey, over there!
[14:29] ---
    When I came to, it was
    the cityscape of Hellsalem's Lot,
[14:32] ---
    just like it looks now.
[14:36] ---
    Ever since, we have looked
    for this hospital again and again,
[14:41] ---
    but we were never able to find it again.
[14:43] ---
    Oh...
[14:53] ---
    Aww...
[14:56] ---
    Hurry! Help them each in turn!
[15:02] ---
    Oh, awesome!
[15:06] ---
    Hmm? Are you...?
[15:09] ---
    Oh...
[15:10] ---
    Doctor!
[15:12] ---
    You're still alive?
[15:15] ---
    There's damage to his neck,
    back, and abdomen!
[15:18] ---
    Give him a red tag and send him to Trauma 2!
[15:22] ---
    We'll be finished in no time,
    so wait right here.
[15:27] ---
    That one gets a yellow tag! Curtain 4!
[15:32] ---
    Oh, and get a CT scan once one is available!
[15:47] ---
    Hey, wasn't that...?
[15:49] ---
    What are you doing, kid?!
[15:51] ---
    Ah! What do you think you're all
    helping yourself to?! Wait, huh?
[16:00] ---
    Mr. Zapp!
[16:01] ---
    Young man, I thought you said
    this man was beaten to a pulp
[16:04] ---
    and on the brink of death.
[16:06] ---
    That's true.
[16:08] ---
    I just put him back the way he was.
[16:11] ---
    So if you carry on too much...
[16:21] ---
    Just a moment, Miss Estevez.
[16:31] ---
    Hey, you there!
[16:32] ---
    Stop dawdling around!
[16:34] ---
    Long time no see, Mister Reinherz.
[16:38] ---
    What happened over these last three years?
[16:42] ---
    Both with the hospital and with you?
[16:44] ---
    I can answer that.
[16:47] ---
    It is nice to meet you. I am
    the hospital director, Magra de Grana.
[16:54] ---
    On that day, three years ago,
[16:57] ---
    there was considerable chaos
    on our side, as well.
[17:01] ---
    As I was wandering about
    treating everyone...
[17:15] ---
    I found her here inside
    this dilapidated building.
[17:27] ---
    Do it.
[17:30] ---
    Hurry!
[17:32] ---
    The power to divide herself, and perform
    simultaneous high-speed treatments--
[17:36] ---
    even though she would no longer be human,
[17:39] ---
    in her mind and will,
    that is what she wanted.
[17:44] ---
    Allow us to apologize again.
    If we had only been able to protect you...
[17:48] ---
    Oh, stop that, Mister Reinherz.
[17:51] ---
    It was beyond what we were
    capable of at the time.
[17:54] ---
    That's all there is to it.
[18:00] ---
    But still,
[18:01] ---
    for the other 247 people who were
    there that day, it isn't over yet.
[18:06] ---
    Hmm? What do you mean?
[18:12] ---
    What is this?
[18:14] ---
    We're keeping them on life-support
    in a human-cocoon state.
[18:17] ---
    Why?
[18:18] ---
    The seeds released by that ravenous animal
[18:20] ---
    have come to rest inside their bodies,
[18:21] ---
    and even now, they continue
    to extract life energy.
[18:25] ---
    We discovered that 13 hours ago.
    That's why it surfaced on this side.
[18:31] ---
    Now that their nutrition
    is no longer being transferred,
[18:33] ---
    that son of a bitch is sure to follow--
[18:39] ---
    He's here!
[18:43] ---
    What is that?!
[18:44] ---
    That thing's hyper-evolved!
[18:47] ---
    It's galling!
[18:48] ---
    Damn dog! Damn dog!
[18:58] ---
    I'd like to ask a favor!
[19:00] ---
    For the sake of the
    patients at this hospital,
[19:02] ---
    I would appreciate your cooperation in--
[19:03] ---
    Tell me, when is this hospital
    going back to the other side?
[19:07] ---
    I'm so hungry, I can't stand it.
[19:11] ---
    Huh? Are you mad?
    Aren't you going to attack?
[19:15] ---
    A hospital is a facility for healing.
[19:17] ---
    A place where treatment
    is the objective, not conflict.
[19:20] ---
    Oh, really? Well, you, me,
    and these patients are all connected,
[19:25] ---
    so if anything happens,
    you'll probably end up paying for it.
[19:30] ---
    Hey you, freakwad!
[19:31] ---
    I've been listening to you,
    and you sure do act big, huh?
[19:35] ---
    If you're all frisky about being
    up on two legs, I got news for you.
[19:39] ---
    That trick is one we call "beg"--
[19:43] ---
    Shut up!
[19:55] ---
    Phardem Triga!
[19:55] ---
    "Phantom Surgery"
[19:58] ---
    Wh-Why, you!
[20:00] ---
    Do you think you can get away
    with doing something like this?!
[20:04] ---
    Get away?
[20:06] ---
    Well, do you think you can get away
    with what you did to my patients?
[20:11] ---
    As of right now, you're just a test subject.
[20:16] ---
    You'll have to forgive my dog.
[20:19] ---
    Now then...
[20:21] ---
    Die.
[20:26] ---
    It's you, fang hunter?!
[20:28] ---
    Estevez!
[20:30] ---
    Over here!
[20:39] ---
    Why won't you learn?
    Even if you continue the fight,
[20:41] ---
    you're the one who will pass out
    from loss of blood first!
[21:01] ---
    There you are!
[21:07] ---
    Not too shabby, Klaus.
    This time you held out for 133 seconds.
[21:15] ---
    Zamedle.
[21:17] ---
    Lolow Zeaze.
[21:18] ---
    --Stop!!
    --Nazamsandriga!
[21:24] ---
    Brain Grid Blood Battle Technique,
[21:26] ---
    form 999!
[21:31] ---
    "Eternal Prison"
[21:31] ---
    Ewiges Gefängnis!
[21:35] ---
    Ow!
[21:38] ---
    Miss Estevez, you have my gratitude.
    Thanks to you...
[21:44] ---
    We've both held out very well
    for these three years.
[23:31] ---
    Everyone else may have forgotten,
    but I think our MVP this time around
[23:35] ---
    ought to be you, Mr. Zapp.
[23:36] ---
    Where the hell did that
    mutt bastard go?!
[23:39] ---
    I'll tear him apart!
[23:40] ---
    He already was.
[23:42] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[23:45] ---
    No expectations. No going overboard.
[23:48] ---
    No getting involved in
    other people's affairs.
[23:49] ---
    Sticking to these three rules,
    one can largely get by peacefully.
[23:53] ---
    But even with that mindset, things don't
    always work out that way, you know?
[23:57] ---
    People really are idiots.
[24:01] ---
    
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3 - Day In Day Out

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[00:02] ---
    Big Brother... Big Brother!
[00:08] ---
    We're all the way here at the city limits,
    so why are you shooting me?
[00:14] ---
    Huh...?
[00:16] ---
    Is this...?
[00:18] ---
    Big Brother?
[00:21] ---
    Michella!
[00:28] ---
    You may choose.
[00:32] ---
    Who will see this through?
[00:38] ---
    Michella!
[00:40] ---
    If you must take it,
    then take it from me!
[00:59] ---
    Count Gigagigafutmassif is on the move!
[01:02] ---
    All citizens in his path, please accept
    personal responsibility to avoid him!
[01:06] ---
    Repeat, Count Gigagigafutmassif
    is on the move!
[01:10] ---
    All citizens in his path, please accept
    personal responsibility to avoid him!
[01:15] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this world
    and the alterworld intersect.
[01:20] ---
    This is the record of the
    clandestine activities
[01:23] ---
    of the secret society of supermen,
    Libra, who work in the shadows
[01:26] ---
    to preserve the balance of worlds.
[01:30] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:32] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:34] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:37] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:49] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:52] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:54] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:57] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:59] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[02:02] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[02:04] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[02:07] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[02:09] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[02:11] ---
    I started thinking this way
[02:14] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[02:16] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[02:19] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[02:23] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[02:26] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[02:29] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[02:33] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[02:36] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[02:39] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[02:41] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[02:45] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[02:48] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[02:51] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[02:56] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[03:06] ---
    That's awesome!
[03:08] ---
    It was worth spending all that
    money to come sightseeing.
[03:11] ---
    It says he's the biggest
    "individual" in the world, Boss.
[03:15] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[03:20] ---
    What's your problem, pipsqueak?
[03:22] ---
    Uh, I'm sorry--
[03:25] ---
    Come step over here
    for a minute, pee-wee.
[03:25] ---
    A-Ah, h-hey, wait!
[03:33] ---
    Miss Chain!
[03:41] ---
    Huh?!
[03:51] ---
    Morning, Mrs. Veded.
[03:54] ---
    Good morning, sir.
[03:57] ---
    Today is the day of your
    house party, isn't it?
[03:59] ---
    Yeah. What shape are we in for that?
[04:03] ---
    Everything has been taken care of.
[04:05] ---
    Fantastic.
[04:07] ---
    It won't even get off the ground
    without your specially-made roast beef.
[04:14] ---
    It's okay, I'll get it.
[04:16] ---
    Hello.
[04:16] ---
    Hi, Steven. You sure are up early.
[04:20] ---
    It's 11:00 already, Ellen.
[04:23] ---
    You're like some kind of empress,
[04:26] ---
    using that voice at this hour of the day.
[04:29] ---
    How many people are coming tonight?
    Do you have enough bottles?
[04:32] ---
    It's not exactly Bellfalmen's here,
    so we can't fit too many people in.
[04:36] ---
    But I welcome as many bottles
    of wine as you can bring.
[04:39] ---
    Frankly, we don't have to drink
    them all tonight, do we?
[04:45] ---
    Yes?
[04:46] ---
    Steven, you have a good-sized
    terrace at your place, right?
[04:50] ---
    Anything to cook on out there?
[04:52] ---
    I have a barbecue grill.
[04:53] ---
    All right!
[04:55] ---
    I got some nice meat and spices in.
    I'll bring them with me. See you!
[05:01] ---
    Hmm? What is it?
[05:04] ---
    Nothing, just glad to see
    you enjoying yourself.
[05:07] ---
    You seem tense an awful lot, sir.
[05:15] ---
    I do?
[05:18] ---
    I mean... it's okay.
[05:21] ---
    At work, I'm often told that people
    can't tell what I'm thinking, you see.
[05:26] ---
    You kind of threw me for a loop, there.
[05:28] ---
    Sorry, sorry.
[05:38] ---
    Zapp!
[05:40] ---
    --Come on, Tracy, you could at least knock--
[05:43] ---
    This is my room!
[05:45] ---
    Don't use my bed without asking!
[05:50] ---
    --The boiling teakettle is dancing!
[05:51] ---
    --Wake up, you idiot!
    --The boiling teakettle is dancing!
[05:53] ---
    Mizaria has disappeared!
[05:55] ---
    Ah, that old lady who sells cigarettes?
[05:58] ---
    My cat! My Oriental Shorthair!
[06:01] ---
    Aw, jeez! If Mizaria is gone,
    there's no way I can go on living!
[06:08] ---
    Stop bitching about your stupid cat!
[06:11] ---
    By now, it's probably been
    chomped down by some demonbeast,
[06:14] ---
    and is turning to doo-doo in their
    guts as we speak. Let it go.
[06:20] ---
    Wh-What?
[06:25] ---
    Wah! I forgot!
[06:27] ---
    --She carries the blood of the
    Pan-something-or-other sorcerers clan!
[06:28] ---
    --Yikes, what is this? It's still about
    1000 meters from the sheets!
[06:28] ---
    She carries the blood of the
    Pan-something-or-other sorcerers clan!
[06:32] ---
    --Yikes, what is this? It's still about
    1000 meters from the sheets!
[06:32] ---
    Wah, stop chanting!
[06:41] ---
    Zapp! Go find Mizaria!
[06:44] ---
    --If you don't, then part of you, too...
[06:46] ---
    Wah! Stop that!
[06:48] ---
    Oh... not my... not my...!
[06:48] ---
    Find her by 13:00,
    or I won't remove that spell!
[06:53] ---
    Who are you, the devil?!
[06:54] ---
    Stop your griping and
    get out there, already!
[06:58] ---
    Ow...
[07:10] ---
    You made sure to run away, huh?
    That was the right call.
[07:15] ---
    Damn...
[07:17] ---
    My allowance to Michella was in there.
[07:21] ---
    Damn it.
[07:30] ---
    What?
[07:32] ---
    Your face says "Why did you
    just let them hit you?"
[07:37] ---
    Well sure, it would be simple to control
    their view with these eyes...
[07:48] ---
    I can't really explain it too well,
[07:51] ---
    but I don't like using the special moves
    of these eyes for my own sake.
[07:57] ---
    Hmm...
[08:00] ---
    Is that the one, there?
[08:05] ---
    Wow, that's her!
[08:08] ---
    Here, kitty, kitty.
[08:10] ---
    H-Hey...
[08:14] ---
    Hey, who turned out the lights?
[08:16] ---
    --What are you, a dope? You try
    something like that with Nego,
[08:18] ---
    --It's dark. I don't like the dark.
    --What are you, a dope? You try
    something like that with Nego,
[08:20] ---
    --It's dark. I don't like the dark.
    --and of course she's going to eat you.
[08:21] ---
    "Neko ≠ Nego"
[08:27] ---
    Uh-oh.
[08:28] ---
    Hi, Steven!
[08:31] ---
    How are you?
[08:33] ---
    Better than when you called this morning.
[08:36] ---
    This is Christopher.
[08:37] ---
    Hi.
[08:38] ---
    Welcome.
[08:39] ---
    Well, you're all early!
[08:41] ---
    Hey, Larry!
[08:44] ---
    Do you have room in your fridge?
[08:46] ---
    Is that the meat you mentioned?
    That's a hell of a lot.
[08:49] ---
    Oh, right, I need to get
    some charcoal for the grill.
[08:53] ---
    Whoops.
[08:54] ---
    Ha-ha, are you okay?
[08:56] ---
    Yeah, I'm fine now.
[08:57] ---
    You've been working too hard. But tonight,
    we're going to party all we want.
[09:04] ---
    Well, I'm going to go hang an IV for myself.
    Everyone, please enjoy yourselves.
[09:08] ---
    Okay then, I'll make sure your IV bag
    has plenty of Opus One in it.
[09:19] ---
    Veded...
[09:20] ---
    I can take it from here.
    You can go home.
[09:23] ---
    Huh? But...
[09:32] ---
    Thanks for everything.
[09:34] ---
    If you say so.
[09:44] ---
    Now then...
[09:48] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's get started!
[09:59] ---
    Huh? A weapon?
[10:01] ---
    So, I see you've finally come around.
[10:04] ---
    It's crazy for a dinky little kid like you
    to be walking around here unarmed.
[10:09] ---
    Well, let's see...
[10:12] ---
    What do you think about this one?
[10:13] ---
    It will cut a hole right through space,
    three meters in diameter.
[10:20] ---
    Huh? That one?
[10:22] ---
    That's just a stun baton, you know.
[10:24] ---
    Something like that won't
    kill your opponent.
[10:27] ---
    That's okay. I'll take this one.
[10:46] ---
    Drink! Drink!
[10:48] ---
    --Gah! Watch what you're doing!
    --There he is.
[10:52] ---
    Hey!
[10:54] ---
    G-Give me my wallet back!
[10:56] ---
    Get lost. Don't spoil my evening
    with your crummy face.
[11:01] ---
    My allowance to my sister is in there!
    I'm asking you to give it back!
[11:06] ---
    You do realize that I don't give a damn
    about your ugly sister, right?
[11:17] ---
    Well, well, isn't this terrifying?
[11:20] ---
    It's all right. It won't kill you.
[11:23] ---
    The electric shock will just keep
    you from moving for a bit.
[11:26] ---
    You sure about that?
[11:28] ---
    What if I have a pacemaker
    connected to my heart?
[11:32] ---
    You'll be a murderer.
[11:46] ---
    Uh-oh, you left yourself open!
[11:51] ---
    Hmph, Hellsalem's Lot is deadsville.
    Dominate for 1000 years? That's a laugh.
[12:13] ---
    Wow...
[12:15] ---
    Yo, sweetheart.
[12:17] ---
    Were you here a moment ago?
[12:19] ---
    There's no way I could overlook
    a beautiful lady like you.
[12:23] ---
    I haven't seen you around.
    Are you here from outside?
[12:26] ---
    Yeah, well, I was all fired up to see
    how dreadful a place this was,
[12:30] ---
    but it's surprisingly tame,
    so I'm disappointed.
[12:33] ---
    If a beauty like you can be out walking
    around and drinking at night,
[12:37] ---
    then it must be pretty safe, right?
[12:41] ---
    That's where you'd be wrong.
[12:43] ---
    I just have big strong men protecting me.
[12:47] ---
    I see, I see.
[12:49] ---
    Well, as a symbol of our getting close
    to each other, how about a drink?
[12:53] ---
    Thank you.
[12:55] ---
    Well, aren't you a plucky one?
[12:58] ---
    I do enjoy my drinking.
    Want to have a contest?
[13:03] ---
    If you beat me, you can tend
    to me any... way... you... like.
[13:09] ---
    I'm in!
[13:11] ---
    Hey, stranger, you seem like
    you can hold your drink.
[13:13] ---
    Think you can handle this?
[13:14] ---
    Wh-What do you want?!
[13:16] ---
    One hundred on Chain!
[13:17] ---
    I'll go 50!
[13:18] ---
    Two hundred!
[13:19] ---
    Three thousand on the stranger.
[13:21] ---
    Oh, the Professor is getting in on this!
[13:39] ---
    What is in this booze?
[13:41] ---
    Do these guys drink this every night?
[13:45] ---
    I can hear my own blood
    echoing right in my eardrums.
[13:51] ---
    Shut up, you pack of nitwits!
[13:54] ---
    A single word is reverberating 3000 times!
[14:04] ---
    Don't tell me I'm being... hustled!
[14:12] ---
    It was at that theater that I met Jim.
[14:14] ---
    Porno?
[14:15] ---
    Don't be silly.
[14:16] ---
    It was fully made-to-order
    by Maxium Milligan.
[14:19] ---
    Really?
[14:20] ---
    Here. It's a vavradugo-based quiche.
[14:23] ---
    Has Cynthia taken on another dish?
[14:27] ---
    Hey, Charlie...
[14:28] ---
    Hmm?
[14:29] ---
    Uh-oh, are we out of beer?
    I'll go get some.
[14:32] ---
    Yeah, thank you!
[14:51] ---
    Huh? Is this some kind of party game?
[14:54] ---
    The party is over, Steven Alan
    Starphase, member of Libra.
[15:00] ---
    Could we ask you to come with us?
[15:03] ---
    If you resist, we will kill you
    here and take you with us.
[15:05] ---
    Your blood, your flesh, your bones...
[15:08] ---
    ...your entire being.
[15:10] ---
    Hmm, I don't know what
    you're talking about.
[15:13] ---
    For that matter, Ellen, I just
    introduced you to Larry today.
[15:19] ---
    If you already knew each other,
[15:20] ---
    that was pretty tactless.
[15:23] ---
    If you take my meaning.
[15:26] ---
    You amaze me.
[15:28] ---
    I was wondering why you didn't
    fill me with holes without a word.
[15:31] ---
    You want me taken alive?
[15:34] ---
    Who exactly is your boss, to give
    you such an uninformed order?
[15:39] ---
    Do you really think we'll tell you?
[15:41] ---
    No, I just wanted to offer my gratitude.
[15:44] ---
    Thanks to them, none of my
    furnishings will have to be broken.
[15:47] ---
    Moreover, I couldn't stand it
    if Veded's roast beef was ruined.
[15:52] ---
    Trying to talk tough in this situation
    just sounds comical, instead.
[15:56] ---
    Make one motion, and you'll
    have to accept a quick death.
[16:00] ---
    Motion? You mean, to attack?
[16:04] ---
    I already did so, at the front door.
[16:17] ---
    Esmerelda Blood Freeze...
[16:20] ---
    Aguja del Cero Absoluto.
[16:22] ---
    "Needles of Absolute Zero"
[16:26] ---
    It feels like icy needles are passing
    through your blood vessels, right?
[16:30] ---
    When... did you...
[16:33] ---
    ...realize...?
[16:35] ---
    You had me fooled up until not long ago.
[16:37] ---
    You guys really played it off well.
    But you blew it at the end.
[16:43] ---
    You may have dropped a lot of money
[16:45] ---
    selecting biological guns to bypass
    the apartment's security, but Larry,
[16:50] ---
    your center of mass has been off
    to the left for ten days now.
[16:54] ---
    And Ellen, that sweet-smelling grease
    that is specific to biological weapons?
[16:59] ---
    You sprayed on too much to try
    to conceal it. So unlike you.
[17:03] ---
    You should have just
    changed the perfume itself.
[17:06] ---
    And with that,
[17:08] ---
    I regret to say that it is you who will
    be taken away into the darkness.
[17:13] ---
    Who's that? Libra?
[17:15] ---
    Of course not.
[17:16] ---
    Our leader would never allow
    what is about to happen to you.
[17:21] ---
    They are my own private squad,
    who operate in top secret,
[17:24] ---
    and take orders only from me.
[17:34] ---
    Sorry to put you to all this trouble.
[17:36] ---
    That's what we're here for.
[17:39] ---
    I'm going to go step outside for some air.
[17:42] ---
    We will be out of here
    by the time you return.
[18:24] ---
    Chain! Chain! Chain!
[18:29] ---
    Sh-She's a monster...
[18:31] ---
    Boss!
[18:34] ---
    Huh?!
[18:35] ---
    Thanks for everything. It's been fun.
[18:40] ---
    Why, you! That's my money...!
[18:42] ---
    Hey, wait!
[18:45] ---
    What a shame. That comes to 1,950 zeros.
[18:50] ---
    Torakichi, you pay him.
[18:53] ---
    The thing is, Boss...
[18:55] ---
    You mean she got you, too?
[18:57] ---
    Well, there you have it. Sorry about that.
[19:00] ---
    Huh?
[19:01] ---
    Don't "Huh" us! You saw
    what happened! Get a clue!
[19:11] ---
    Our motto is transparent accounting.
[19:13] ---
    If you eat or drink here
    with no means of paying,
[19:16] ---
    we have no choice but to take
    it out of your body, don't we?
[19:23] ---
    Leonardo!
[19:27] ---
    --Wh-What's the matter, Mr. Zapp--
[19:29] ---
    --A cat!
    --Wh-What's the matter, Mr. Zapp--
[19:30] ---
    Find me a cat! With those godly
    eyes that can see anything!
[19:34] ---
    Huh?
[19:36] ---
    Tracy from Bonita Lunch has a cat addiction,
[19:39] ---
    and she cast a Banalcadeth spell
    on my Freedom Magnum,
[19:41] ---
    and I probably only have 30 minutes left!
[19:44] ---
    I see. From that, I get that
    time is short, at least.
[19:48] ---
    But even with these eyes, I can't
    track a cat I've never seen before.
[19:53] ---
    Sorry!
[19:59] ---
    Huh? Watch where you're walking, pee-wee!
[20:02] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[20:05] ---
    You idiot!
[20:06] ---
    We have to walk more off to the side now!
[20:18] ---
    A-A cat?
[20:22] ---
    Boss!
[20:25] ---
    Hey, come over here! I won't let
    you lay a paw pad on the boss!
[20:30] ---
    Oh, dear.
[20:32] ---
    It's not right to fight.
[20:38] ---
    Hello. I'm Ellen.
[20:42] ---
    I'm Larry. Nice to meet you.
[20:45] ---
    I see.
[20:47] ---
    I was enjoying myself too much.
[20:58] ---
    Sir?
[21:00] ---
    Veded?
[21:02] ---
    Is something the matter?
[21:04] ---
    Is the party over already?
[21:07] ---
    Oh... Mm-hmm.
[21:09] ---
    Mommy!
[21:11] ---
    Ah, this is my son, Gamiel,
    and my daughter Emilida.
[21:17] ---
    Good evening.
[21:18] ---
    Good evening. Hmm?
[21:20] ---
    What an adorable cat.
[21:23] ---
    We just found her.
[21:26] ---
    Whatever the case,
[21:27] ---
    bow down to this lady if you have
    to and have her remove the spell!
[21:31] ---
    I can't! Tracy's asinine
    about these things,
[21:35] ---
    and once she speaks,
    she won't listen to reason!
[21:40] ---
    They seem like good kids.
[21:42] ---
    They're always making a fuss.
[21:47] ---
    Veded...
[21:48] ---
    Yes?
[21:49] ---
    I wanted to say... thanks.
[21:56] ---
    Die! Die, you!
[22:01] ---
    --Oh, Mr. Steven!
    --You hypocrite! You inhuman monster!
[22:05] ---
    What on earth?
[22:06] ---
    --I have a lot of friends out enjoying
    the nightlife tonight, huh?
[22:06] ---
    You anal sphincter muscle!
[23:46] ---
    The longer people live, the more things
    there are they wish they could forget.
[23:49] ---
    In my case, almost all
    of them involve women.
[23:52] ---
    But having things never actually
    happen is a real sore spot.
[23:56] ---
    Like what you might call... regrets.
[23:58] ---
    "Werewolf Mission: Chainpossible"
[24:01] ---
    
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4 - Werewolf Mission: Chainpossible

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[00:11] ---
    Hi, General Gähnen.
[00:14] ---
    I figured it was about time
    for you to be calling.
[00:17] ---
    Enough wisecracks!
[00:19] ---
    Is this werewolf squad incursion for real?
[00:23] ---
    They've been talking about it
    on the Alternet for three minutes now.
[00:27] ---
    It's probably true.
[00:30] ---
    It's also highly likely that it was leaked--
[00:33] ---
    by the werewolves themselves.
[00:35] ---
    What are you talking about?
[00:36] ---
    There's no need to hide it any longer, and,
[00:39] ---
    they probably want to put you
    on notice about what will happen.
[00:46] ---
    It sounds like they've already
    infiltrated your room.
[01:07] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this world
    and the alterworld intersect.
[01:11] ---
    This is the record of
    the clandestine activities
[01:15] ---
    of the secret society of supermen,
    Libra, who work in the shadows
[01:18] ---
    to preserve the balance of worlds.
[01:22] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:24] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:26] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:29] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:41] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:44] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:46] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:49] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:51] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[01:54] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[01:56] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[01:59] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[02:01] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[02:03] ---
    I started thinking this way
[02:05] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[02:08] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[02:11] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[02:15] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[02:18] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[02:21] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[02:25] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[02:28] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[02:31] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[02:33] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[02:37] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[02:40] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[02:43] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[02:48] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[02:52] ---
    So, the five of you
    shot off a total of 94 rounds,
[02:57] ---
    and every single one of them missed?!
    And you call yourselves gifted?!
[03:01] ---
    Yes, sir! Thank you very much!
[03:03] ---
    We will continue to make every effort!
[03:05] ---
    Sorry about that.
[03:09] ---
    If you like, you can handle
    the next one, Deputy Chief.
[03:12] ---
    What?!
[03:13] ---
    I don't believe that bloodshed is necessary
[03:15] ---
    when giving a heavy-handed demonstration.
[03:18] ---
    B--
[03:20] ---
    Booze...
[03:22] ---
    Now, now, Delimid,
[03:24] ---
    why don't we concentrate on our
    espionage work, as we have always done?
[03:29] ---
    I'm sure God would not want the girls
[03:31] ---
    to have to engage in rough stuff
    like assassinations.
[03:34] ---
    Yay!
[03:35] ---
    Nice going, Chief!
[03:37] ---
    Die, Deputy Chief!
[03:38] ---
    I heard that!
[03:42] ---
    See you!
[03:43] ---
    Good work today!
[03:44] ---
    Good work!
[03:46] ---
    Good work!
[03:52] ---
    Ma'am!
[03:56] ---
    Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!
[03:59] ---
    Please wait up!
[04:03] ---
    Whoa-oa-oa!
[04:04] ---
    Haven't you made up your mind yet?
[04:06] ---
    Huh?
[04:07] ---
    You want to ask me about your token, right?
[04:10] ---
    Yeah, well...
[04:13] ---
    This is important. Hurry up and decide.
[04:16] ---
    Yes, it is, but...
[04:18] ---
    I don't have that strong a character, do I?
[04:22] ---
    It's hard to think up something
    I have a strong attachment to.
[04:27] ---
    For Ms. Emelina,
[04:29] ---
    I'm sure it must be her child.
[04:31] ---
    For Ms. Olga, it's probably alcohol.
[04:34] ---
    For Ms. Janet, it's, um...
[04:36] ---
    Stop that.
[04:38] ---
    Prying is against the rules.
    Our tokens are crucial.
[04:42] ---
    If they're misused, they could be fatal.
[04:46] ---
    So...
[04:48] ---
    I'm not telling you mine, of course.
[04:50] ---
    --Aww...
    --Bye!
[04:51] ---
    Ah, wait a minute, Ma'am!
[05:01] ---
    Come on!
[05:03] ---
    How is it you forget every single thing?!
[05:06] ---
    Heh-heh-heh...
[05:08] ---
    Don't give me "Heh-heh-heh"!
[05:11] ---
    I was waiting here for five hours!
[05:13] ---
    What would have happened
    if you didn't happen to pass by
[05:15] ---
    where I was able to see you?!
[05:17] ---
    Heh-heh-heh-heh...
[05:19] ---
    Don't "Heh-heh-heh-heh" me!
    Look, just keep a cell phone on you.
[05:24] ---
    Leo...
[05:25] ---
    Hmm?
[05:27] ---
    I can't do that.
[05:29] ---
    If I had that kind of money...
    I'd... I'd... buy burgers...
[05:34] ---
    --And eat them, right? Yeah, I know!
    --...and eat them! That's right!
[05:39] ---
    --I don't care anymore! No burgers tomorrow!
    --Burgers! Burgers!
[05:43] ---
    Huh?!
[05:45] ---
    Cool off until I come back
    the day after tomorrow!
[05:51] ---
    B-- B-B-B-B-B--
[05:54] ---
    Burgers!!
[06:01] ---
    Burgers! Burgers!!
[06:15] ---
    Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... You there,
    the stocky mushroom-shaped fellow.
[06:19] ---
    Are you one of Leo's friends?
[06:22] ---
    Yes, I am. Bur-leonardo
    Ger-bur-watch-ger is my best friend.
[06:29] ---
    You certainly do remember his name wrong,
[06:31] ---
    but I can tell how you must feel,
    so I will let it go.
[06:34] ---
    Such profound forgetfulness is heartbreaking.
[06:37] ---
    At times, we all find ourselves
    suffering this ordeal.
[06:38] ---
    Aw, I'm so hungry.
    I wonder what's keeping Ger-leo-bur.
[06:43] ---
    Hey!
[06:46] ---
    It looks like you are really forgetful,
[06:49] ---
    so write stuff down in that memo pad
    and carry it with you.
[06:53] ---
    Right, got it! By the way, who are you?
[06:59] ---
    Hmm, for now, you can
    call me the spirit of burgers.
[07:03] ---
    Huh?!
[07:07] ---
    Would you like fries with that,
    or a smile meal...?
[07:08] ---
    He went for that astonishingly well.
[07:10] ---
    Repeat after me!
[07:10] ---
    Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
[07:20] ---
    Chain here.
[07:21] ---
    Hey, good work. Are you finished?
[07:23] ---
    Yes.
[07:25] ---
    It went flawlessly. After this,
[07:28] ---
    the general's plans for a Blood Breed soldier
    program will be put to rest.
[07:31] ---
    I doubt he'll bring it up again.
[07:33] ---
    Let's hope so. We have
    nothing special going on here today.
[07:38] ---
    You can head on home and get some rest.
[07:40] ---
    Thank you very much.
[08:13] ---
    Aw, I popped a button...
    Nah, never mind that...
[08:19] ---
    ...gotta... brush my... tee--
[08:26] ---
    Oh, welcome back-- Hmm?
[08:32] ---
    Critical information?
[08:36] ---
    Yeah.
[08:39] ---
    Invisible werewolves--
[08:41] ---
    they exist everywhere,
    yet they exist nowhere.
[08:45] ---
    That's who they are.
[08:47] ---
    Cut the crap! What I'm asking is,
[08:50] ---
    how did they circumvent
    my mansion's security?!
[08:53] ---
    Five of them at once, to boot.
[08:56] ---
    Elite security guards, infrared alarms,
[09:00] ---
    thermal sensors, motion detectors--
[09:03] ---
    Ah, I'm sorry to say, those are nonstarters.
[09:06] ---
    What do you mean?!
[09:07] ---
    Their kind of stealth cannot
    be picked up using optical means.
[09:12] ---
    Their shape, weight, temperature,
    odor, texture, hell, even their causality--
[09:19] ---
    they can take everything about themselves
[09:21] ---
    and reduce its consistency
    down to the extreme.
[09:24] ---
    Put another way,
    they have the superhuman ability
[09:26] ---
    to modify the world
    at infinitesimally small levels.
[09:31] ---
    It's all right.
[09:32] ---
    Werewolf abilities are not all-powerful.
[09:36] ---
    Once they return to their true forms,
[09:38] ---
    you can kill them just like
    they were regular people.
[09:42] ---
    You mean that?
[09:44] ---
    You won't even need silver bullets.
[10:05] ---
    Mr. Gilbert, I brought it for you.
[10:07] ---
    Oh, most impressive. Nice choice.
[10:13] ---
    Nothing beats having you
    pick out the sundries, Ms. Chain.
[10:17] ---
    Still, I'm no good at all
    at arranging flowers, you understand.
[10:20] ---
    I got your "you understand"
    right here, she-bitch!
[10:23] ---
    Use my face for some Surfin' USA, eh?
    What a fantastic idea that is!
[10:28] ---
    Think I'll use those huge knockers of yours
[10:30] ---
    for some "Rocky" action!
[10:37] ---
    A most despicable display
    of sexual harassment.
[10:39] ---
    Wha--?!
[10:41] ---
    For as witty as what you were
    trying to say was, that was painful.
[10:48] ---
    I see you all are getting along
    as famously as ever.
[10:51] ---
    Mr. Gilbert, you heard that?!
[10:55] ---
    Yes, this is Chain.
[10:57] ---
    Deputy Chief?
[11:02] ---
    These images are from three hours ago.
[11:06] ---
    One of the eight missile bases
    in the country is in prelaunch sequence.
[11:11] ---
    Their target is unknown.
    We picked up intel on "BB virus warheads"
[11:13] ---
    from multiple locations simultaneously.
[11:16] ---
    "BB"? As in "Blood Breed"?
[11:20] ---
    Don't jump to any conclusions!
[11:23] ---
    But this is the country
    that was trying to create
[11:25] ---
    artificially-produced vampire soldiers.
    We can't dismiss the possibility.
[11:29] ---
    Deputy Chief?
[11:31] ---
    What is it, Emelina?
[11:32] ---
    This is 99% a trap.
[11:35] ---
    Agreed. But we cannot afford
    not to take action, either.
[11:39] ---
    And we are the only ones
    who can do anything about it.
[11:45] ---
    This is the floorplan of the base.
[11:47] ---
    The missile control framework
    is in the central main room,
[11:50] ---
    as well as four backup rooms.
[11:53] ---
    It is set up so that
    if even one of them goes down,
[11:55] ---
    the other systems will immediately
    crosscheck, process, and restore it.
[12:00] ---
    As such, our mission is to bring
    these computers down simultaneously,
[12:04] ---
    whereupon we will take over
    the central systems, and neutralize them.
[12:08] ---
    But Deputy Chief, how will we do that?
[12:10] ---
    There are no infiltration routes into there.
[12:13] ---
    The method...
[12:21] ---
    ...will be high altitude
    freefall penetration!
[12:27] ---
    "Werewolf Mission: Chainpossible"
[12:43] ---
    Failure to prevent missile launch!
    Moving to Plan B!
[12:46] ---
    Neutralize the warhead
    and splash it into the ocean!
[13:27] ---
    There's a glitch in the control subsystems!
[13:29] ---
    Is it them?!
[13:32] ---
    Amazing...
[13:34] ---
    If we weren't aware of the situation,
[13:35] ---
    it would look like
    just a simple scheduled backup.
[13:41] ---
    Subsystems 1 through 4 have gone dark.
[13:43] ---
    The main system is completely exposed!
[13:53] ---
    Stop! They're in the middle of an operation!
[13:55] ---
    We cannot allow you to enter!
[13:57] ---
    Hmm? What's going on, Klaus?
[13:59] ---
    Is something the matter?
[14:02] ---
    Chief!
[14:05] ---
    Do you know who this woman is?
[14:07] ---
    Hmm, let's see...
[14:09] ---
    Hmm...
[14:11] ---
    That is Velved Rheinkeimer.
[14:13] ---
    H-Her?!
[14:16] ---
    She has changed her appearance quite a bit
[14:18] ---
    since she was here with the Werewolf Bureau.
[14:21] ---
    She has probably survived
    by altering her features.
[14:24] ---
    Damn! We should have killed her
    for good when we had the chance!
[14:28] ---
    So she really does
    have it out for the werewolves?
[14:31] ---
    That's not possible.
[14:33] ---
    She was injured in that battle.
    She no longer has the level
[14:38] ---
    of ears, eyes, or nose
    it takes to pick up on a werewolf.
[14:42] ---
    Bingo, right?
[14:44] ---
    Chief,
[14:45] ---
    this photo was taken two weeks ago.
[14:48] ---
    We've received intelligence
    that says she made a deal that day
[14:51] ---
    with a dangerous being,
    deep inside Hellsalem's Lot.
[14:56] ---
    Her business partner was...
    the King of Hypersensitivity, Zeodra.
[15:01] ---
    He's a particularly hard man to deal with,
    even among the 13 Kings,
[15:05] ---
    who senses all the sounds,
    lights, and vibrations
[15:08] ---
    that flood in from the entirety
    of Hellsalem's Lot daily,
[15:10] ---
    all the while iterating between
    madness and lucidity.
[15:14] ---
    If she were to have
    obtained something from him...
[15:20] ---
    ...it would extend to the
    invisible werewolves.
[15:24] ---
    Hi! How've you been?
    Long time no see, isn't it?
[15:33] ---
    You could have at least written,
[15:35] ---
    my former companions.
[15:37] ---
    That voice--it can't be!
[15:40] ---
    Velved?!
[15:43] ---
    You're still alive, you lowlife?!
[15:46] ---
    You should watch what you say.
    I literally have you all in hand.
[15:54] ---
    But how...? We should
    be diluted to a high level...
[15:58] ---
    No matter how much you dilute yourselves,
[16:01] ---
    no matter how many times
    you divide one and sift it around,
[16:03] ---
    you werewolves still exist
    without reaching zero.
[16:07] ---
    Which means that the perception to sense you
[16:10] ---
    also still exists.
[16:15] ---
    What the hell did you
    negotiate with, you monster?!
[16:19] ---
    Shut up!
[16:20] ---
    Shut up, shut up, shut up!
[16:22] ---
    You have no idea how much this cost me!
[16:27] ---
    This is all your fault, everyone.
    If we had proceeded according to my plan,
[16:32] ---
    right now, we would be
    a group of billionaires.
[16:36] ---
    Now,
[16:37] ---
    all that's left to do is string Chain up.
[16:40] ---
    I never did like that young lady's attitude,
    always looking down on others.
[16:46] ---
    Break off, Chain...
[16:49] ---
    Are you sure? You have to
    take over this console soon,
[16:53] ---
    or the system will be restored.
[17:01] ---
    An invisible werewolf, being shackled
    by something that is visible?
[17:07] ---
    That would be a laugh.
[17:16] ---
    No way, no way, no way.
[17:16] ---
    "No way"
[17:19] ---
    Let me show you how outclassed you are.
[17:22] ---
    Go ahead and pursue me to
    the far reaches of causality's horizons!
[17:27] ---
    Existence Dilute!
[17:36] ---
    "Existence Dilute"
[17:41] ---
    Chain...
[17:46] ---
    1st Sensitivity...
    2nd Sensitivity... 3rd Sensitivity...
[17:53] ---
    Damn, it's not working. In that case...
[17:58] ---
    4th Sensitivity!
[18:13] ---
    Where are you?!
[18:14] ---
    Where are you, where are you,
    where are you, Chain?!
[18:20] ---
    She's not here! Just how far
    did she dissolve herself?!
[18:26] ---
    There you are!
[18:32] ---
    She diluted herself even further?
[18:35] ---
    Could she have stuck her tail out
    on purpose just to challenge me?
[18:43] ---
    Well, screw you!
[18:46] ---
    13th Sensitivity!
[18:56] ---
    No, Chain... Any farther,
    and you won't make it back...
[19:02] ---
    It really will be as though
    you never existed...
[19:25] ---
    This is all that she made materialize?
[19:50] ---
    Casper 1 to Headquarters, Plan B cleared.
    Repeat, Plan B cleared.
[19:56] ---
    Concurrently, Casper 4 is missing.
    Request Emergency Salvage Protocol.
[20:17] ---
    Mr. Zapp...
[20:19] ---
    What is it, Mr. Gilbert?
[20:21] ---
    Shall I make some coffee?
[20:24] ---
    Oh, that sounds good.
[20:26] ---
    You're late again! I told you,
    come up with something!
[20:29] ---
    Heh-heh-heh...
[20:33] ---
    Token? What are you talking about?
[20:36] ---
    I don't know what you mean.
[20:37] ---
    Don't quibble. Just carry out the plan.
[20:41] ---
    This is the biggest reason for Sumeragi
    wanting to return to our world,
[20:44] ---
    the reason why she has to return here--
[20:47] ---
    her 100-percent-unadulterated
    tie to this life.
[20:51] ---
    What, this?
[20:56] ---
    Huh?
[20:57] ---
    What am I doing here, again?
[21:07] ---
    Oh, right.
[21:09] ---
    Anyhow, here goes...
[21:11] ---
    ...exactly the way it's written here...
[21:16] ---
    H-Hello!
[21:18] ---
    I came over to visit!
[21:25] ---
    U-Um...
[21:40] ---
    You got here first?! And you showed up
    15 minutes early, too?!
[21:44] ---
    Huh? Mr. Steven,
[21:46] ---
    what happened to you?
[21:49] ---
    Don't ask, Zapp. Or rather,
    would you ask, Zapp?
[21:53] ---
    Which is it?
[21:55] ---
    I just went over to Chain's place
    and did as I was told.
[21:59] ---
    Now look at me!
[22:01] ---
    This is unreasonable, isn't it?!
[22:03] ---
    Huh?
[23:45] ---
    "Quarrels should be avoided."
    That is certainly true of this city.
[23:50] ---
    The direct approach is untenable,
    and likely to lead to your defeat.
[23:53] ---
    That is why I make it a point
    to hang several steps back.
[23:56] ---
    And anyway, it has the appearance
    of being aggressive.
[23:58] ---
    "One Butler's Blitzkrieg"
[24:01] ---
    
[24:03] ---
    
[24:05] ---
    

5 - One Butler's Blitzkrieg

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[00:00] ---
    Two gallos of nemesis coffee,
[00:03] ---
    three gallos of Xestaro
    pasta 1.8, in six packs,
[00:07] ---
    one gallo of eyeball onions...
[00:10] ---
    ...one gallo of ogrehorn carrots,
[00:12] ---
    18 gallos of condensed liver...
[00:17] ---
    Very well, that is all of it.
    Thank you very much.
[00:20] ---
    Thank you.
[00:21] ---
    Mr. Gilbert...
[00:23] ---
    ...should I put these together?
[00:25] ---
    Ah, I will take care of--
[00:29] ---
    ...that.
[00:34] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this world
    and the alterworld intersect.
[00:38] ---
    This is the record of the
    clandestine activities
[00:42] ---
    of the secret society of supermen,
    Libra, who work in the shadows
[00:45] ---
    to preserve the balance of worlds.
[00:49] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[00:51] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[00:53] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[00:56] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:08] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:11] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:13] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:16] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:18] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[01:20] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[01:23] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[01:26] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[01:28] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[01:30] ---
    I started thinking this way
[01:32] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[01:35] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[01:38] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[01:42] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[01:45] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[01:48] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[01:52] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[01:55] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[01:58] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[02:00] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[02:04] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[02:07] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[02:10] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[02:15] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[02:19] ---
    I'm telling you,
[02:22] ---
    your skyfish is just a residual
    image of a bug on your camera.
[02:26] ---
    You only say that because you
    didn't see it with your own eyes!
[02:29] ---
    --Forgive me for causing you any concern.
    --I can see it just fine, right here.
[02:30] ---
    --Forgive me for causing you any concern.
    --That's a different photo,
[02:32] ---
    --It was nothing too serious.
    As you can see, I...
    --That's a different photo,
[02:32] ---
    --It was nothing too serious.
    As you can see, I...
    --which just happens to have a bug in it!
[02:44] ---
    Yes?
[02:45] ---
    It has been too long,
[02:47] ---
    Gilbert Franke Altstein.
[02:51] ---
    My, my, Head Maid Catherine Bates.
[02:54] ---
    It has been a long time.
[02:56] ---
    From what I hear, you have sustained
    some rather serious injuries.
[03:01] ---
    Oh? Whatever do you mean?
[03:05] ---
    You can drop the phony act.
[03:08] ---
    Master Klaus is not someone who can
    keep secrets from me, you realize.
[03:14] ---
    You called him up personally?
[03:16] ---
    As head maid of the
    Reinherz Family, it is only natural.
[03:19] ---
    But, madam...
[03:20] ---
    Consequently, I have dispatched
    some additional help to you.
[03:26] ---
    You what? That seems a tad high-handed.
[03:33] ---
    Ah, Hellsalem's Lot.
[03:41] ---
    Let's do this!
[03:46] ---
    I am here from the Reinherz Family
    Special Butler Corps!
[03:50] ---
    Philip Lenore! Pleased to
    make your acquaintance!
[03:53] ---
    It sounds like an incredibly
    loud fellow is here now.
[03:55] ---
    An awfully oppressive fellow is here now.
[03:58] ---
    Mr. Lenore is here in the
    capacity of an assistant.
[04:02] ---
    As such, if there is
    anything that you need...
[04:06] ---
    Are you all right?
[04:07] ---
    I am fine, I am fine.
[04:10] ---
    Mister Altstein!
[04:11] ---
    Assistant be damned!
[04:12] ---
    Please allow me, Philip,
    to see to all of your duties!
[04:17] ---
    That is what combat butlers are for!
[04:19] ---
    Huh? Combat...?
[04:22] ---
    You mean, you fight?
[04:24] ---
    When it becomes necessary.
[04:35] ---
    Gilbert...
[04:55] ---
    Huh? Tea?
[04:57] ---
    Klaus did?
[05:00] ---
    From someone other than Mr. Gilbert?
[05:02] ---
    That man is really something.
[05:06] ---
    --Damn it, man!
[05:07] ---
    Mr. Zapp, keep it together!
[05:09] ---
    It hurts! It really hurts!
[05:16] ---
    Mr. Zapp!
[05:17] ---
    I'm sorry! You looked so compromised,
    I couldn't help myself!
[05:19] ---
    Why not?!
[05:23] ---
    I have called a doctor.
    This should suffice until then.
[05:26] ---
    Oh...
[05:29] ---
    Ho-ho-ho, you don't say.
[05:32] ---
    That is outstanding. Head Maid Bates
    knows what she is doing.
[05:37] ---
    How can you be so casual?
[05:39] ---
    You might lose your position
    as the exclusive butler here.
[05:44] ---
    Well, we cannot have that, can we?
[05:47] ---
    Mr. Gilbert is a remarkable person.
[05:50] ---
    It's like he takes in stride whatever
    comes up, or whatever happens to him,
[05:55] ---
    I've never seen him bump
    heads with anyone else.
[05:59] ---
    And when I say that, I mean on the level
    of him not having any presence.
[06:03] ---
    He's always just around, like you're
    never sure if he's there or not,
[06:08] ---
    despite being all wrapped up in bandages.
[06:11] ---
    So, um,
[06:13] ---
    that way is the "Eternal Hollow,"
[06:15] ---
    and you don't want to get too close
    to that. Even using mass transit,
[06:19] ---
    going to destinations that
    are marked in red letters
[06:22] ---
    reduces your chances
    of survival by 30 percent,
[06:24] ---
    so stay off of those.
[06:26] ---
    I have to hand it to Hellsalem's Lot.
    It's beyond what I expected.
[06:31] ---
    I'm surprised that you've
    survived here this long.
[06:33] ---
    Well, you may say so,
[06:35] ---
    but it isn't as though everywhere
    in this city is that dangerous.
[06:38] ---
    There are plenty of regular
    folks who live here, too.
[06:44] ---
    Hey, Leo!
[06:45] ---
    Miss Vivian!
[06:47] ---
    Come on in.
[06:49] ---
    See? This is just a normal diner, right?
[06:52] ---
    Yes, well...
[06:54] ---
    Who's this? Someone from your work, Leo?
[06:57] ---
    I just got in the other day,
[06:59] ---
    at Libr--
[07:02] ---
    Hmm? Live?
[07:04] ---
    ♪ The live performance
    is about to begin! ♪
[07:09] ---
    ♪ The blues! ♪
[07:12] ---
    ♪ Pappa-la-pa! ♪
[07:14] ---
    I guess Leo has finally given in
    to the insanity of the city.
[07:18] ---
    His brain, in particular.
[07:20] ---
    I can hear you.
[07:23] ---
    Um...
[07:24] ---
    Should I not have done that--
    said the name "Libra" out loud?
[07:28] ---
    There are plenty of people
    who have something against
[07:31] ---
    or are wary of Libra. It's just
    safer to keep quiet about it.
[07:36] ---
    Is that right?
[07:41] ---
    Just a moment!
[07:44] ---
    What for?
[07:46] ---
    Return what you just stole from him!
[07:48] ---
    Huh?
[07:50] ---
    I have no idea...
    what you're talking about!
[07:59] ---
    A-All right! I'll give it back,
    I'll give it back!
[08:03] ---
    I owe you one. Thank you very much.
[08:06] ---
    Not at all. It was the least that I could do.
[08:09] ---
    But should you really be doing this?
[08:11] ---
    If this happens all the time,
    it must be hard on you, and your wallet.
[08:15] ---
    Oh, as far as that goes...
[08:20] ---
    I divide it up. My wallet is a ruse,
    with nothing but small change.
[08:24] ---
    Then you assume you will be stolen from?
[08:27] ---
    Yes. It's far more preferable
    to getting into trouble,
[08:30] ---
    and risking even greater danger.
[08:37] ---
    Mister Altstein...
[08:38] ---
    You were sneaking a chance to do more work.
[08:42] ---
    Please return to your bed.
[08:46] ---
    What was that, anyhow?
[08:48] ---
    Oh, amazing, is it not?
[08:51] ---
    My own personal sequencer,
    to allow me to compose my music.
[08:53] ---
    It is not! You don't have
    to keep secrets from me, do you?
[08:57] ---
    It's a command uplink system
    for Libra, isn't it?
[09:01] ---
    I cannot allow you to take over this work.
[09:04] ---
    Why not?
[09:05] ---
    I can learn it right away.
[09:07] ---
    It is not that. It is too dangerous.
[09:11] ---
    Huh?
[09:12] ---
    If you were to learn
    the particulars of Libra,
[09:14] ---
    your brain would be valued
    somewhere in the millions.
[09:18] ---
    You would have both humans
    and non-humans chasing you around.
[09:21] ---
    Then I can always avoid them!
[09:23] ---
    If these people really want something,
[09:25] ---
    the techniques of man's
    world will be of little avail.
[09:30] ---
    You're saying that I'm not strong enough?
[09:33] ---
    Indubitably.
[09:34] ---
    I do not buy your argument.
[09:37] ---
    If that is true...
[09:40] ---
    ...then what about you?!
[09:42] ---
    How can you let that lad,
    Leonardo, come and go?!
[09:45] ---
    If you'd rather be rid of me,
    then just say so!
[09:51] ---
    I beg your pardon!
[09:53] ---
    That's all right.
[09:55] ---
    Your straightforwardness is a virtue.
[09:59] ---
    However, running into things head-on
    is not the only way to fight.
[10:05] ---
    After spending time with Leonardo,
[10:08] ---
    you have witnessed that
    for yourself, have you not?
[10:14] ---
    Damn!
[10:15] ---
    Whoa, don't startle me like that!
[10:17] ---
    Oh, uh, I'm terribly sorry.
[10:19] ---
    You're so serious!
[10:23] ---
    I don't know what's bugging you,
    but if you want to vent, I'll listen.
[10:32] ---
    I've always wanted to be
    like Gilbert Franke Altstein,
[10:36] ---
    the legendary combat butler.
[10:39] ---
    When I was accepted to work
    for the Reinherz family,
[10:42] ---
    he had already left for Hellsalem's Lot,
[10:45] ---
    together with the third-oldest son, Klaus.
[10:49] ---
    "There are those that must be protected,
[10:51] ---
    and if I am one of the limited number
    who can perform that deed,
[10:55] ---
    then let me be the first
    to volunteer myself."
[10:58] ---
    Indeed, it was a sense of duty
    stemming from his nobility.
[11:04] ---
    I had convinced myself that
    I was one who could assist him.
[11:07] ---
    But, in reality...
[11:19] ---
    You did it!
[11:20] ---
    Yeah. Just sit tight. I'm gonna peek
    inside his brain, right now.
[11:25] ---
    Then you'll be free to kill all
    of this guy's family and colleagues.
[11:31] ---
    Awesome!
[11:33] ---
    Hey...
[11:34] ---
    What is this...?
[11:36] ---
    This guy is involved with Libra!
[11:38] ---
    What?!
[11:39] ---
    You gotta be kidding! Count me out!
[11:41] ---
    No, hold on!
[11:45] ---
    What is it?
[11:47] ---
    This could turn out to be
    a nice bit of business.
[11:56] ---
    "One Butler's Blitzkrieg"
[12:00] ---
    Don't eat that! That's my burger!
[12:03] ---
    These Jack Cheese Rockets are
    the best, every time I eat them.
[12:09] ---
    Good morning.
[12:11] ---
    --Morning!
    --'Sup!
[12:12] ---
    Don't eat that! Give it back!
[12:16] ---
    Good morning.
[12:31] ---
    "Just a moment"
[12:35] ---
    Something has happened, hasn't it?
[12:37] ---
    If you are under duress from anyone,
[12:40] ---
    please touch your face with your left hand.
[12:52] ---
    Brain extraction?
[12:55] ---
    You have fallen victim
    to a serious technique.
[12:58] ---
    Now, as for your brain...
[13:01] ---
    Where is it now?
[13:05] ---
    You don't know? Oh, goodness. Well then,
[13:09] ---
    please sit at the console.
[13:14] ---
    It is no matter. Take your time
    and read the words that appear.
[13:28] ---
    Yes!
[13:29] ---
    This is a huge deal!
[13:31] ---
    What's really terrifying about them
[13:33] ---
    is not having a handle
    on their entire operation.
[13:36] ---
    Once we know the big picture...
[13:38] ---
    We can sell it or trash it as we please!
[13:40] ---
    This was a great buy!
[13:45] ---
    It is not unusual to have brain extraction
    remote control broken off.
[13:50] ---
    If you please, Master Leonardo,
[13:53] ---
    use your All-seeing Eyes of the Gods
    to track down his brain.
[13:57] ---
    Oh, right.
[14:09] ---
    Got it.
[14:10] ---
    I'll go.
[14:11] ---
    I would ask that you stay, Young Sir.
[14:14] ---
    Please put yourself in his shoes.
[14:17] ---
    If he becomes responsible
    for putting his own master out,
[14:19] ---
    to say nothing of exposing him to danger,
[14:22] ---
    he will have to live with that
    regret for the rest of his life.
[14:28] ---
    Not to worry.
[14:30] ---
    I assure you, I will return him safely.
[14:33] ---
    This is...
[14:35] ---
    ...an absolute certainty.
[14:36] ---
    Too cramped! Too cramped! Too cramped!
[14:38] ---
    Don't be so aloof.
[14:40] ---
    He's quite right.
[14:41] ---
    You have to speak up at a time like this...
[14:44] ---
    Mr. Gilbert.
[14:48] ---
    You'll have to excuse me for that.
[14:51] ---
    I was just getting ready to call on you.
[15:01] ---
    It's no use!
[15:02] ---
    What do we do?
    They're probably on to us by now.
[15:04] ---
    Do we get rid of this?!
[15:05] ---
    You dumbass! We still got part of
    a data treasure trove out of him!
[15:09] ---
    It's all right.
[15:11] ---
    Brain extraction remote
    control is untraceable.
[15:14] ---
    This doesn't mean anything.
[15:16] ---
    You're sure about that?
[15:17] ---
    I've had it. I'm doomed
    to be killed by these monsters.
[15:23] ---
    This is "the end."
[15:27] ---
    Hmm? Hey!
[15:32] ---
    Who's this kid?
[15:33] ---
    Hey, you!
[15:34] ---
    Get out of the way!
[15:37] ---
    Can you hear me, my fine badasses?
[15:40] ---
    Right now, you have
    three choices open to you.
[15:44] ---
    One, you can release his brain
    immediately and leave there.
[15:49] ---
    Two, you can fight us, and have
    his brain recovered from you.
[15:53] ---
    This will lead to casualties on your
    end before things are settled.
[15:57] ---
    Three, you can destroy his brain.
    In that event, we will kill you all.
[16:05] ---
    There will be no exceptions.
    We will find every last one of you,
[16:08] ---
    and tear you limb from limb.
[16:10] ---
    So, what will it be? For what it is worth,
    I would suggest number one.
[16:18] ---
    I've never heard anybody
    blow so much smoke!
[16:22] ---
    You take the cake for
    being deluded, old geezer!
[16:26] ---
    So one is off the table, then?
[16:29] ---
    You fools. I...
[16:31] ---
    ...warned you.
[16:34] ---
    Don't bother begging for your lives.
[16:37] ---
    I will see that you atone
[16:38] ---
    for the crime of kidnapping
    and altering my fellow butler
[16:42] ---
    with your innards and with your blood.
[16:44] ---
    This is not a threat.
[16:47] ---
    It is an absolute certainty.
[16:50] ---
    O-Over there!
[16:51] ---
    That factory!
[16:58] ---
    C-Can't breathe...!
[17:05] ---
    "Plasma Cutter"
[17:35] ---
    "Bethesda Firearms
    Death Caliber .50"
[17:58] ---
    Up there! The second floor!
[18:22] ---
    Sorry!
[18:23] ---
    It is of no matter.
[18:49] ---
    Damn!
[19:34] ---
    This will be somewhat bumpy.
[19:36] ---
    Please hold on to something.
[20:02] ---
    I'll see you in hell!
[20:11] ---
    Mr. Gilbert!
[20:14] ---
    It's over!
[20:18] ---
    Don't gloat about winning, small-timer.
[20:20] ---
    Did you think this is all
    it would take to kill me?
[20:23] ---
    What you have cut through is, at most,
[20:25] ---
    nothing more than my bandages.
[20:31] ---
    You can regret challenging a Regeneratore...
[20:36] ---
    ...when you get to hell!
[20:51] ---
    The ordeal is almost over, Mr. Philip.
[20:55] ---
    Whoo, am I ever hungry.
[21:05] ---
    If you have regenerative abilities,
    then you have to tell us so,
[21:10] ---
    Mister Altstein.
[21:12] ---
    I'm sorry about that. However,
    this ability only barely keeps me alive
[21:18] ---
    in the event of a fatal injury,
    by providing rapid regeneration,
[21:22] ---
    beyond which I am just
    an ordinary old man.
[21:24] ---
    Uh-huh...
[21:26] ---
    Still, I am quite fond of this body.
[21:32] ---
    For you see, I can long
    remain at Master Klaus' side,
[21:35] ---
    attending to all of his needs.
[21:42] ---
    I really have learned a lot from this.
    I don't know what to say.
[21:47] ---
    I guess I really do have a long way to go.
[21:50] ---
    Philip...
[21:52] ---
    Yes?
[21:53] ---
    You really do have a face
    fit for this city now.
[21:58] ---
    Yeah...
[22:00] ---
    What do you say? Would you like
    to formally come to work for Libra?
[22:08] ---
    N-No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, sir!
[23:37] ---
    Mr. Klaus seems able to
    do anything, in his own way,
[23:40] ---
    even with no one else around, huh?
[23:46] ---
    Even with the All-seeing Eyes of the Gods,
[23:47] ---
    which are just about all-powerful,
    in matters of sight,
[23:50] ---
    there appears to be something
    he cannot see, which torments him.
[23:53] ---
    Still, there is no reason to worry;
[23:55] ---
    there is surely someone who can show him.
[23:58] ---
    "Get the Rock Out!!"
[24:00] ---
    
[24:02] ---
    
[24:04] ---
    

6 - Get the Lock Out!!

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[00:03] ---
    Tch, and here we found
    the package and everything, too!
[00:07] ---
    What do we do?
[00:08] ---
    If they don't have eyes,
    my vision techniques won't work on them!
[00:11] ---
    You can overcome that
    by putting some spirit into it, pubes!
[00:15] ---
    That's your answer for everything!
[00:19] ---
    Look out, Leo!
[00:31] ---
    Michella?
[00:39] ---
    You may choose. Who will see this through?
[00:46] ---
    Don't do it. Don't do it, Michella!
[00:50] ---
    There's no reason for you to take this on!
[00:52] ---
    If you must take it, then take it from me!
[00:56] ---
    As you wish.
[01:11] ---
    Michella!!
[01:22] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:24] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:26] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:29] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:41] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:44] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:46] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:49] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:51] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[01:53] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[01:56] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[01:59] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[02:01] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[02:03] ---
    I started thinking this way
[02:05] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[02:08] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[02:11] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[02:15] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[02:18] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[02:21] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[02:25] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[02:28] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[02:31] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[02:33] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[02:37] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[02:40] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[02:43] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[02:48] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[02:56] ---
    Oh? Are you awake?
[02:59] ---
    Doctor...
[03:01] ---
    What happened? I heard
    you attempted a headbutt that failed.
[03:04] ---
    --Huh?
    --How clumsy!
[03:09] ---
    I'll kill him... I swear I'll kill him...!
[03:14] ---
    Oh, right. Listen, Doctor...
[03:23] ---
    I really wouldn't recommend it.
[03:26] ---
    For that matter, there are a lot
    of medical practices in Hellsalem's Lot
[03:30] ---
    that came in to being
    based on rules from the other side.
[03:35] ---
    Cases that generally come up
    in the human realm
[03:37] ---
    include having areas
    with stitches turning inside-out,
[03:39] ---
    or having a whole village drawn in
    and becoming new life forms.
[03:43] ---
    So having your sister suddenly walk again,
[03:47] ---
    and having her vision
    restored, as if by magic,
[03:49] ---
    involve risks that are incalculable.
[03:55] ---
    Then, I suppose it's the
    same for my eyes, too?
[04:02] ---
    Hey...
[04:07] ---
    All-seeing Eyes of the Gods...
[04:11] ---
    I've never seen the real thing before.
[04:14] ---
    Doctor, are the stories
    about those in the past
[04:17] ---
    who possessed All-seeing Eyes of the Gods
[04:19] ---
    always having someone
    around them go blind true?
[04:23] ---
    Oh, you're well informed.
[04:25] ---
    That is correct. In 53 volumes of literature
[04:28] ---
    from both the human world and
    the Alterworld, that has been described.
[04:33] ---
    Leonardo, you're thinking of
    restoring your sister's eyes, right?
[04:39] ---
    Of course I am! That's the whole reason
    why I came to Hellsalem's Lot!
[04:44] ---
    I see.
[04:47] ---
    As it happens, in all the literary
    references to those possessing
[04:50] ---
    the All-seeing Eyes of the Gods,
[04:52] ---
    there isn't a single passage
    about them ever being removed.
[04:56] ---
    It's probable that removing these eyes
    is not a medical procedure.
[05:01] ---
    If I had to describe it,
[05:02] ---
    it would be an unilateral
    breach of contract with a divine being.
[05:07] ---
    The price of which would be considerable.
[05:27] ---
    Damn it. I'm hitting a brick wall.
[05:36] ---
    Hmm? What's that?
[05:38] ---
    You, Big Brother.
[05:39] ---
    Huh?! Then, what's this?!
[05:41] ---
    Me.
[05:42] ---
    You're a princess, and I'm a turtle?!
[05:45] ---
    No you're not. Look closer.
[05:47] ---
    Big Brother, you're a tortoise knight.
[05:50] ---
    You protect the princess from the ghosts.
[05:53] ---
    But I'm still a turtle, right?
[05:55] ---
    There's nothing wrong with turtles.
[05:56] ---
    Yes there is. They're symbols for being slow.
[06:03] ---
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Michella.
[06:18] ---
    As long as one tries to take
    even one step toward the light,
[06:22] ---
    the human spirit can never truly...
[06:26] ---
    ...be defeated!
[06:30] ---
    Mr. Klaus...
[06:32] ---
    I just don't... see any light.
[06:39] ---
    You're blocking the way, pubes.
[06:41] ---
    Stop calling me one-word names!
[06:43] ---
    It really adds to the sense of humiliation!
[06:45] ---
    Oh, okay, okay.
[06:46] ---
    "Lord Pubes."
[06:48] ---
    Don't call me names that make it
    sound like I rule over short and curlies!
[06:51] ---
    Oh, you want some of this, Signor Pubes?
[06:53] ---
    Yeah, I'll take some!
    Hell yes, I'll take some!
[06:57] ---
    Yow-ow-ow-ow!
[06:59] ---
    Extinction to you, Pube-straterrestrial!
[07:02] ---
    Help! Help!
[07:05] ---
    Your screams are the best!
[07:13] ---
    Would you two knock it off, already?
[07:17] ---
    What was that--that spring-breezy
    smile he just flashed?
[07:20] ---
    The closer he gets to his limit,
    the nicer he becomes.
[07:29] ---
    Ah, Klaus. Thanks.
[07:32] ---
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[07:34] ---
    It's not like I have a choice. If another
    major earthshaker is called down,
[07:38] ---
    the death toll will be
    in the tens of thousands.
[07:40] ---
    We have to backtrack this code,
[07:42] ---
    and track down where it came from.
[07:47] ---
    It's Gilbert.
[07:49] ---
    Oh, isn't she pretty?
[07:52] ---
    He says he'll be back by tomorrow evening.
[07:54] ---
    Man, what's his hurry? He ought to stay
    and enjoy his niece's wedding.
[08:03] ---
    Mr. Starphase, we're ready.
[08:06] ---
    Okay.
[08:08] ---
    All right, let's sock them one.
[08:15] ---
    Now, here we go. Commence crunching!
[08:23] ---
    Just you watch, you damned idiots.
[08:26] ---
    I'm going to follow the
    traces of your misdeeds
[08:29] ---
    and expose you all to the world!
[08:32] ---
    Go ahead and laugh it up until
    the moment of your condemnation.
[08:38] ---
    What was that?!
[08:45] ---
    Hmm? Isn't that...
[08:48] ---
    Doctor Planario?!
[08:49] ---
    Really?
[08:51] ---
    I thought he was secured
    and imprisoned a year ago.
[08:54] ---
    Maybe some of his tissue got left behind.
[08:59] ---
    Emergency summons!
[09:01] ---
    If we let him evolve any further,
[09:03] ---
    there'll be no undoing
    the damage he'll cause.
[09:05] ---
    This time, we won't even
    leave him a leg to stand on...
[09:07] ---
    Well, I'm going to go
    run to the convenience store.
[09:49] ---
    Ah, my wallet...
[09:54] ---
    Hmm? Who are you?
[09:59] ---
    You can defeat me once,
    but a second and third me will appea--
[10:04] ---
    Pack it up! Seal him up tight,
[10:07] ---
    then incarcerate or incinerate him
    or whatever you like.
[10:10] ---
    --Acknowledged.
    --Just make sure not to shatter him!
[10:12] ---
    He'll leave cells behind!
[10:14] ---
    Smartly done, huh?
[10:19] ---
    Klaus...
[10:22] ---
    I can't reach Anila.
[10:27] ---
    Huh? Who are you people?
[10:33] ---
    Are you okay? What happened?
[10:36] ---
    Th-The entrance...
[10:39] ---
    Oh, there isn't an elevator around anymore.
[10:43] ---
    Whatever is happening,
    let's keep looking around.
[10:45] ---
    This isn't the only entrance.
[10:48] ---
    Everyone split up and check it out.
[10:53] ---
    Are you okay, Steven?
[10:54] ---
    Hmm? Yeah.
[10:56] ---
    I'm going to contact Yurian, too.
[10:58] ---
    You stay here, at the bottom of the office.
[11:01] ---
    Thanks.
[11:07] ---
    What is going on?
[11:12] ---
    "Get the Lock Out!!"
[11:19] ---
    You've got something stuck to your head.
[11:21] ---
    I can't get them off.
[11:22] ---
    Looks like you came up empty.
[11:24] ---
    Yes.
[11:27] ---
    How did it go?
[11:29] ---
    No good. It opened up onto a subway platform.
[11:32] ---
    Mine was connected with a door
    to an unfamiliar equipment room.
[11:36] ---
    I'm here. Sorry to keep you.
[11:39] ---
    Your locksmith has arrived.
[11:42] ---
    You're here, Yurian.
[11:43] ---
    Thanks for coming.
[11:52] ---
    Hmm, this is bad. You're at DEFCON Level 2.
[11:57] ---
    What?!
[11:58] ---
    What's worse, it's been
    completely locked up from the inside.
[12:02] ---
    Is anyone in there?
[12:04] ---
    Anila, probably.
[12:06] ---
    Is there any chance she's doing something?
[12:09] ---
    No, not really. I can't think of
    a single reason why she would be.
[12:14] ---
    Okay.
[12:15] ---
    Either way, our access from out here
    is completely blocked off,
[12:20] ---
    both physically and magically.
[12:28] ---
    It's Miss Chain!
[12:30] ---
    This is bad! She doesn't know
    anything about this!
[12:37] ---
    Yes, this is Sumera--
[12:45] ---
    Miss Chain!
[12:50] ---
    --Big Dipper Style Blood Technique!
    --Big Dipper Style Blood Technique!
[12:52] ---
    --Crimson Orb-weaver!
    --Crimson Orb-weaver!
[12:53] ---
    "Crimson Orb-weaver"
[13:01] ---
    Are you okay, Chain?
[13:03] ---
    I-I saw them...
[13:06] ---
    Hmm?
[13:07] ---
    The whole place is filled with giant bugs.
[13:10] ---
    If I had to describe them,
    they look like crane flies
[13:14] ---
    over a meter across!
[13:15] ---
    For real?
[13:18] ---
    Yeah, but still...
[13:19] ---
    ...we're talking about bugs, right?
    I don't care how many billions there are,
[13:23] ---
    could they really hack the defense mechanisms
[13:25] ---
    and raise the DEFCON level?
[13:29] ---
    That would require
    a certain amount of intelligence.
[13:32] ---
    Assuming one did infiltrate
    and breed in just these last two hours,
[13:37] ---
    it's impossible to dismiss
    that their insane level of evolution
[13:40] ---
    was also included as part of the set.
[13:45] ---
    The situation calls for urgency.
[13:48] ---
    Yurian, how long will it take
    to crack this lockup?
[13:52] ---
    I might be able to do it
    if you give me three hours.
[13:55] ---
    Get to it. If anything happens,
    we'll have to re-compute everything.
[14:00] ---
    By my reckoning, in the
    next few days they'll--
[14:05] ---
    What's wrong, young man?
[14:08] ---
    A major earthshaking being.
[14:10] ---
    One's just been called down!
[14:13] ---
    What?! It's too soon!
[14:16] ---
    Are you telling me they've even
    succeeded in shortening
[14:18] ---
    the minimum incantation time?!
[14:21] ---
    Maybe so, but the rest
    of us don't see anything.
[14:26] ---
    Damn it! If his fingertips
    reach the ground, it's all over!
[14:32] ---
    Hi, Dr. Steven.
[14:35] ---
    I'm in position.
[14:37] ---
    Huh? K.K.?
[14:40] ---
    Why do you sound so gutless?
[14:42] ---
    I'm offering to let you be in my debt.
    You should be more grateful.
[14:49] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?!
[14:50] ---
    Oh, things sure have
    taken an awful turn in there.
[14:53] ---
    I mean, what is this, a bee house?
[14:55] ---
    Anyhow, mind if I blast a shock round
    in there and clean them out?
[15:00] ---
    No, don't!!
[15:04] ---
    I've got PCs in there computing!
    You'll blow them all away!
[15:08] ---
    There's also a chance
    that Anila hasn't gotten out of there!
[15:12] ---
    Tsk.
[15:12] ---
    Did you just tut-tut me?!
[15:14] ---
    Did I say something funny?!
[15:21] ---
    Nice... do... meed... you... gendlemen.
[15:25] ---
    Who is this?
[15:27] ---
    Identify yourself.
[15:28] ---
    We... do... nod...
[15:30] ---
    ...have... a... name...
[15:32] ---
    We... only... realized... our... exisdence...
[15:35] ---
    ...a few... dozen... minutes... ago...
[15:37] ---
    And, in that time... we have caught up
    pretty close to human level.
[15:46] ---
    What is your objective?
[15:49] ---
    Objective? To put it in simple terms,
[15:52] ---
    I would like to borrow this place
    until I evolve into a god.
[15:57] ---
    I'm afraid I must decline.
    We must return to that place right away.
[16:07] ---
    I chose my words poorly.
    I am not asking your permission.
[16:12] ---
    You do not have any choice in the matter.
[16:20] ---
    A netting of light?
[16:22] ---
    This is bad! They've gone to DEFCON 1!
[16:35] ---
    It's hopeless.
    That's the super-duper security mode!
[16:46] ---
    Leonardo, you called it a
    "netting of light" a moment ago, right?
[16:49] ---
    Uh, yes...
[16:51] ---
    Can you hack my eyes
    so that I can see it, as well?
[16:56] ---
    Oh, sure!
[17:00] ---
    Hmm, I see now.
[17:03] ---
    Chief, what are you about to do?
[17:06] ---
    Since ancient times,
[17:08] ---
    when one is shut out of a place,
    sneaking in through the second floor
[17:11] ---
    has been the obvious answer.
[17:24] ---
    What happens when my Blood Battle
    Technique reaches its activation limit
[17:27] ---
    and the blood returns to its former state?
[17:31] ---
    Needless to say,
    it will go kablooey at the first drop!
[17:34] ---
    So I'll need to infuse it
[17:35] ---
    sufficiently to hold its state
    until I've climbed all the way up.
[17:38] ---
    Huh?! That's beyond crazy, Chief!
[17:43] ---
    Your techniques are on a whole different
    level than burning and freezing!
[17:48] ---
    It's all right. I am well-trained!
[18:20] ---
    Mr. Klaus doesn't know
    the meaning of the word "quit."
[18:31] ---
    K.K., commence the operation.
[18:35] ---
    Hold on tight!
[18:43] ---
    It won't work.
[18:44] ---
    I would expect you all to know
    how robust your own security is.
[19:06] ---
    No, this...
[19:08] ---
    ...isn't right.
[19:16] ---
    It was a diversion, all right.
[19:36] ---
    All right, great!
[19:38] ---
    At this rate...
[19:39] ---
    Yurian...
[19:41] ---
    As far as deactivating
    the active attack barrier...
[19:44] ---
    Impossible!
[19:45] ---
    Just for a moment. If you can
    crack it open for a few seconds,
[19:49] ---
    I can force my way in.
[19:54] ---
    For Pete's sake, this
    keyhole is way too small!
[20:06] ---
    "Cross Blood Casket: Cover Position"
[20:10] ---
    Brain Grid Blood Battle Technique,
[20:13] ---
    form 32!
[20:14] ---
    "Lightning Speed Lancing Attack"
[20:15] ---
    Stechende Blitzattacke!
[20:21] ---
    It's almost upon us!
[20:23] ---
    Only 20 more feet
    before he reaches the ground!
[20:26] ---
    Richter, you're a genius!
[20:28] ---
    This will be a huge disaster
    that will record your name in history!
[20:33] ---
    Yikes, I gotta take a leak!
[20:35] ---
    What are you, an idiot?!
[20:36] ---
    We're almost there, you know! Hold it in!
[20:39] ---
    Yes! Almost there!
[20:41] ---
    Should we start a countdown?
[20:43] ---
    Oh, good idea!
[20:45] ---
    You idiots, it's still too early!
[20:47] ---
    --Hey, shake a leg, Carl!
    --Hey, wait for me! Damn it...
[20:49] ---
    --Who cares? Who cares? Go! Go!
    --Hey, wait for me! Damn it...
[20:52] ---
    Yeah, let's do it!
[20:55] ---
    Ten! Nine! Eight!
[20:58] ---
    Seven! Six! Five!
[21:01] ---
    Four! Three!
[21:03] ---
    Two!
[21:04] ---
    One--
[21:06] ---
    Esmerelda Blood Freeze!
[21:08] ---
    "Wind of Absolute Zero"
[21:08] ---
    Viento del Cero Absoluto!
[21:16] ---
    Call interception... complete...
[21:27] ---
    And so, the greatest lockout
    in history came to a close.
[21:32] ---
    It looked as though Mr. Steven
    was going to collapse on the spot,
[21:36] ---
    but after quickly finishing
    his after-incident work,
[21:38] ---
    he said he was going to get some rest
    and was seen leaving early.
[21:42] ---
    The office also ended up
    going through a major overhaul.
[21:47] ---
    --'Sup!
    --Come on in!
[21:54] ---
    And for just a little while,
[21:57] ---
    we lost our haven.
[23:35] ---
    I won't give up.
[23:40] ---
    Isn't that right, Michella?
[23:45] ---
    When you encounter loneliness,
    you don't know what you should do,
[23:49] ---
    and you feel gnawed at by despair, you know?
[23:51] ---
    But take heart. If you can
    feel despair here in this world,
[23:55] ---
    then there must also be
    hope in this world, too.
[23:58] ---
    "Branchial Blues"
[24:01] ---
    
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7 - Branchial Blues

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[00:21] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this world
    and the alterworld intersect.
[00:25] ---
    This is the record of the clandestine activities
[00:29] ---
    of the secret society of supermen,
    Libra, who work in the shadows
[00:32] ---
    to preserve the balance of worlds.
[00:36] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[00:38] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[00:40] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[00:43] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[00:55] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[00:58] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:00] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:03] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:05] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[01:08] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[01:10] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[01:13] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[01:15] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[01:17] ---
    I started thinking this way
[01:20] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[01:22] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[01:25] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[01:29] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[01:32] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[01:35] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[01:39] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[01:42] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[01:45] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[01:47] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[01:51] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[01:54] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[01:57] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[02:02] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[02:07] ---
    I got it! I got it! I got it!
[02:09] ---
    I got it!
[02:13] ---
    Stop gloating, stop gloating.
[02:15] ---
    You got Sky Castle Bar Utsuroi?
[02:19] ---
    Well done, party committee!
[02:23] ---
    This year's New Year's party
    is going to be a cut above!
[02:33] ---
    Mr. Zed! Mr. Zed!
[02:35] ---
    Are you here?
[02:37] ---
    Ah, Leo. Hello.
[02:39] ---
    Look at this! I finally did it!
[02:43] ---
    This bar is super-popular!
    This is honestly near-miraculous!
[02:46] ---
    It has 13 kinds of illusionry access,
    which change every day,
[02:49] ---
    and is completely isolated in mobile space,
[02:51] ---
    making it the perfect place
    for a top-secret wild party!
[02:54] ---
    We'll have a whole bunch
    of Libra members there, after all!
[02:59] ---
    Now we can formally
    introduce you to everyone!
[03:03] ---
    Well, I'll leave the flyer here.
    Keep your schedule open! Save the date!
[03:10] ---
    Dues? Like I have money for that.
    Why don't you spot me?
[03:15] ---
    Ha-ha-ha-ha, what a kidder!
[03:17] ---
    There's a better chance
    of me getting any of it back
[03:20] ---
    if I flushed it down the drain!
[03:22] ---
    Are you looking for a fight?!
[03:32] ---
    It costs that much?
[03:34] ---
    Well, sure. All of his equipment
    has to be custom-made for him.
[03:39] ---
    No fair! It's all about the fish!
    I want money, too!
[03:43] ---
    Wow, what a thing to just blurt out.
[03:47] ---
    Equipment costs aside,
    operating funds are disbursed uniformly.
[03:51] ---
    Sorry it's such a token payment.
[03:53] ---
    Damn right it is! Excuse me for saying so,
[03:56] ---
    but each month it takes about
    25 minutes before it's gone!
[03:59] ---
    I'm not making that up!
[04:03] ---
    Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho,
[04:05] ---
    I can't fathom why you take
    such pride in admitting that.
[04:08] ---
    What was that?!
[04:09] ---
    --Well, say what you will,
    but it's literally his life-support system.
    --A gambling freak like you, up to his eyeballs in debt,
[04:12] ---
    --Well, say what you will,
    but it's literally his life-support system.
    --could get a billion, and you'd just tack on another zero!
[04:14] ---
    --I appreciate your understanding.
    --You shut up!
[04:17] ---
    No, that's actually not doing him any favors.
[04:21] ---
    Does he really dislike it that much
    when good things happen to others?
[04:24] ---
    How greedy.
[04:25] ---
    And him, as far removed from
    the word "equality" as you can get.
[04:29] ---
    None but those who work are entitled to eat!
[04:38] ---
    Mr. Zed!
[04:39] ---
    Uh, we were just...
[04:58] ---
    Miss...
[05:03] ---
    Don't make any noise.
[05:05] ---
    I beg your pardon.
    I thought the song was well over.
[05:09] ---
    Are you ignorant? There were still
    0.5 seconds in the fadeout.
[05:13] ---
    Next time, I'll zap you
    right to the core of your medulla.
[05:16] ---
    What did you want?
[05:17] ---
    Yes, Miss. Sviatoslav from Russia
    ordered 12 local-defense bodies.
[05:23] ---
    They have the rest from the neck up?
[05:26] ---
    --Yes, Miss.
    --Then charge two billion for them
[05:28] ---
    including transplant surgery costs.
[05:29] ---
    Make an overture to the Sudanese
    intelligence network, too.
[05:32] ---
    Next?
[05:33] ---
    That Workers Party Operations
    Department matter from last week...
[05:36] ---
    That tub of guts? I'm under
    no obligation to concede anything.
[05:40] ---
    Put a bullet in the First Secretary's
    ear to shake things up.
[05:43] ---
    Once he backs off, deliver a soldier
    with a chip implanted in his brain.
[05:47] ---
    Next?
[05:48] ---
    That just leaves your negotiation
    with England's SIS in 20 minutes.
[05:52] ---
    They're finally going to cybernate
    the Zero-Zero-Numbers, too?
[05:55] ---
    Treat them as our most important customers
[05:58] ---
    until missiles shoot out
    of Daniel Craig's knees.
[06:00] ---
    It will send a good message.
[06:02] ---
    That is all.
[06:09] ---
    As long as there is
    still conflict in this world,
[06:13] ---
    the only safe refuge I have
    is inside these headphones.
[06:18] ---
    Well, um...
[06:20] ---
    You have no work history,
    no schooling, no one to vouch for you,
[06:24] ---
    and naturally, no visa, either, right?
[06:26] ---
    Yeah, that's fine!
[06:28] ---
    There are a lot of people like you.
[06:30] ---
    We aren't hung up on old-fashioned
    ideas here. All we see is you, yourself!
[06:34] ---
    Mr. President!
[06:37] ---
    What's up? A new colleague for us?
[06:40] ---
    Uh, incidentally... Hmm?
[06:42] ---
    Huh? Hey, you!
[06:45] ---
    No, we don't want any non-humans here.
[06:47] ---
    No way, no way!
[06:51] ---
    Ah, mister, wait!
[06:55] ---
    You're not one of us, huh?
[07:13] ---
    "Ho-ho, this is unusual."
[07:17] ---
    "A hybrid of fish and man?"
[07:19] ---
    "Count, you've gone and created a cruel joke."
[07:23] ---
    Who are you?
[07:28] ---
    You speak man's tongue,
    illegitimate child of darkness?
[07:32] ---
    Then listen to me. I am about
    to raze this mansion. With you in it.
[07:40] ---
    However, if you possess any backbone,
    you may choose your fate.
[07:46] ---
    But I will warn you, having no fellow beings,
[07:51] ---
    the loneliness that you will face once outside
[07:54] ---
    is beyond imagining--enough to make
    this place seem like warm waters.
[08:03] ---
    So, which hell do you choose to tread?
[08:19] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[08:40] ---
    Could those be...? No, they couldn't!
[08:42] ---
    They couldn't, they couldn't, they couldn't!
[08:45] ---
    Those... The pair that
    heteromorph was wearing...
[08:48] ---
    ...was the Vaneheiser Mark 0?!
[08:52] ---
    The piece of phantom ultra-high-grade
    audio gear that they were unable
[08:55] ---
    to technologically reproduce after
    the blood-splattered prototype incident
[08:57] ---
    and ended up being mothballed?!
[08:59] ---
    According to one theory,
    they are so perfectly made
[09:01] ---
    that one could hear
    revelation from God through them!
[09:03] ---
    Why is an out-of-place-artifact-grade
    pair of headphones like that in this city?!
[09:07] ---
    Stop the car!
[09:11] ---
    What is the matter, Miss?
[09:13] ---
    Go back.
[09:14] ---
    But Miss, you are meeting with
    Her Majesty the Queen in three minutes.
[09:19] ---
    Bowen! Stanislaw!
[09:21] ---
    --Yes?
    --Yes?
[09:22] ---
    Take possession of this item
    from the man 150 meters behind me.
[09:26] ---
    Start negotiations at three billion.
[09:29] ---
    If he refuses to give them to you,
[09:31] ---
    kill him and take them.
[10:19] ---
    We really should apologize.
[10:21] ---
    Everyone has their own reasons.
[10:24] ---
    For that matter, I don't need
    to be lectured about hard work
[10:27] ---
    from someone whose main source of income
    is the cash he gets from women!
[10:32] ---
    Seconded.
[10:34] ---
    Um, Ms. Chain, please come down from there.
    You're explicitly in the way.
[10:41] ---
    What's wrong? Isn't he answering?
[10:44] ---
    Doesn't look like it.
[10:45] ---
    Okay, then let's just agree
    to try much harder tomorrow,
[10:49] ---
    and spend the rest of the day drinking.
[10:51] ---
    We can't do that!
[10:54] ---
    What is it?
[11:02] ---
    Mr. Zed!
[11:05] ---
    Ah! His pods are gone!
[11:14] ---
    Whew, that's a huge relief.
[11:18] ---
    Those air gills are
    specially-made for Mr. Zed, right?
[11:21] ---
    There isn't any other use for them,
    so what gives?
[11:24] ---
    If we don't find them,
    he'll be stuck in here for a month
[11:28] ---
    before we can have a replacement delivered.
[11:30] ---
    Huh?! But the New Year's party!
[11:33] ---
    Not likely.
[11:34] ---
    No way! After all I went through
    to get reservations?!
[11:39] ---
    Huh? What's that?
[11:57] ---
    Let's go get them back.
[11:58] ---
    Huh?
[12:00] ---
    As party planner, I can't accept this.
[12:03] ---
    This is an emergency request from
    the New Year's Party executive committee!
[12:10] ---
    "Branchial Blues"
[12:17] ---
    That was fast.
[12:19] ---
    The target was intoxicated.
[12:20] ---
    He couldn't have given us any trouble.
[12:25] ---
    Are those really headphones?
[12:53] ---
    The culprits were a pair of men
    wearing trench coats.
[12:56] ---
    One with a thin mustache and glasses,
    one rugged-faced with black eyes.
[13:03] ---
    Necromancy has been performed
    at dozens of trash sites,
[13:06] ---
    and garbage golems are running amuck.
[13:09] ---
    Are those of us who can only
    live in a contaminated world
[13:12] ---
    --They're positively coming
    out of the woodwork.
    --to be told by the rest of you to just die?!
[13:15] ---
    Leo, sorry about this. We'll be right back.
[13:26] ---
    Damn.
[13:27] ---
    Their traces are too weak.
[13:30] ---
    What are you doing?
[13:32] ---
    Ms. Chain? Why are you...?
[13:34] ---
    With all the heavy lifting on that job,
    I don't play into it.
[13:37] ---
    I'm here to help.
[13:48] ---
    Wh-What the...?
[13:50] ---
    An application of the
    Big Dipper Style Blood Technique.
[13:55] ---
    Amazing.
[13:56] ---
    How strange.
[13:59] ---
    Nothing like this came up
    in my conversations with the count.
[14:04] ---
    What did you talk about?
[14:07] ---
    Huh?
[14:08] ---
    With the count?
[14:11] ---
    Poetry and music,
[14:13] ---
    art and science, philosophy,
    astronomy, and other things.
[14:19] ---
    How pitiful. Perhaps it is
    difficult to truly be alone,
[14:25] ---
    no matter the kind of being one is, huh?
[15:04] ---
    Oh, Mr. O'Brien, have you awakened?
[15:08] ---
    Mr. Gilbert?
[15:13] ---
    You're sure that this is where the tracks end?
[15:16] ---
    It should be, most likely.
[15:20] ---
    Walhalla Dynamics.
[15:22] ---
    What's that?
[15:24] ---
    A company?
[15:25] ---
    They're a hardcore arms company
    who have had rapid growth
[15:27] ---
    in the combat cyborg sector
    over the last few years.
[15:30] ---
    Their featured products,
    the Einherjar Body 4000,
[15:34] ---
    are high-performance military units
[15:36] ---
    that can hold their own
    against even combat helicopters.
[15:38] ---
    Ugh...
[15:40] ---
    Whatever we do,
[15:42] ---
    we should think very carefully
    about how to tackle this.
[15:49] ---
    What are you waiting around for,
    you worthless humps?!
[15:52] ---
    Shh!
[15:53] ---
    Let's take care of this already--
[15:55] ---
    You idiot! You stupid idiot!
[15:59] ---
    Do you know what we're going up against?!
[16:01] ---
    She's right! Those guys are war-making pros!
[16:04] ---
    So what? Do you get mad at people
    differently depending on who they are?
[16:11] ---
    Once they humiliate you, you don't
    waste even 0.1 second striking back.
[16:14] ---
    Everyone knows that!
[16:18] ---
    What?
[16:19] ---
    Nothing. I just thought
    you were mad for Mr. Zed's sake.
[16:25] ---
    --What's the matter with you?!
    You wanna die first?!
[16:26] ---
    --Shh! Shh!
    --What's the matter with you?!
    You wanna die first?!
[16:27] ---
    --Shh! Shh!
    --You think you're tougher
    than combat cyborgs?!
[16:32] ---
    I am honestly fed up
    with that aquatic pantywaist!
[16:36] ---
    He's a disgrace to the Big Dipper Name!
[16:39] ---
    Hey, you there!
[16:41] ---
    What are you doing over there?!
[16:43] ---
    Oh, you're just in time!
    There's something I need to ask you.
[16:48] ---
    A friend of ours got mugged earlier.
[16:51] ---
    We're looking for the silly
    sons of bitches who did it now.
[16:54] ---
    Do you know anything about it?
[16:56] ---
    No, I don't. Go tell the police your story.
[17:00] ---
    This place is off limits
    to any unauthorized personnel.
[17:02] ---
    A pair of men in trench coats.
[17:05] ---
    Thin mustache and black eyes.
[17:09] ---
    Which one of us will be more put out
[17:12] ---
    if we go to the police?
[17:19] ---
    Big Dipper Style Blood Technique, Blade Four:
[17:23] ---
    Crimson Honebami!
[17:23] ---
    "Crimson Honebami!"
[17:26] ---
    That is correct, Your Majesty.
[17:28] ---
    The melody of the world
    is one of ever-increasing chaos.
[17:31] ---
    It is difficult to anticipate what threats
    may be looming at any time.
[17:35] ---
    However, our company provides services
    to cope with such situations--
[17:48] ---
    Go, she-bitch! In this confusion,
[17:50] ---
    the top floor here will be where
    all the information is collected!
[17:53] ---
    For crying out loud...
[17:58] ---
    U-Um, what should I do?
[18:00] ---
    Stay close to me. Beyond that,
    you're on your own not to get hurt!
[18:04] ---
    Huh?!
[18:06] ---
    An enemy attack? What are their numbers?
[18:22] ---
    Just the two of them, against the
    4000 Series? What are they, monsters?
[18:30] ---
    Why, you...! How did you get in here?!
[18:37] ---
    Put those back in the case.
    If you don't obey my order, I'll shoot you!
[18:54] ---
    That didn't kill her?!
[18:56] ---
    Don't think you can get out of here!
    This is my compound!
[19:08] ---
    How does it feel to have someone
    stroking your myocardium directly?
[19:15] ---
    Perhaps you have become very successful
[19:18] ---
    and can pretty much
    manipulate the world at your whim,
[19:22] ---
    but don't grow too arrogant.
[19:24] ---
    The next time you try a stunt like this,
    I'll be here in a second.
[19:27] ---
    I'll skip the pleasantries,
    and drive a rusty nail through you.
[19:38] ---
    Yo...
[19:47] ---
    Let's go, you damn monkey.
[19:55] ---
    It looks like they are all
    more-or-less all right.
[19:59] ---
    Thank goodness.
[20:38] ---
    I declare, when it comes to you people...
[20:42] ---
    Would you please take a moment
[20:44] ---
    and think before you do anything like this?
[20:46] ---
    An application of the
    Big Dipper Style Blood Technique:
[20:49] ---
    Reverse Fish Bowl!
[20:49] ---
    "Reverse Fish Bowl!"
[20:54] ---
    Still...
[20:57] ---
    Thank you.
[21:03] ---
    Why are you laughing?!
[21:05] ---
    I mean, dude,
[21:06] ---
    what alien from which
    star system are you from?!
[21:11] ---
    And so, while there may
    have been a lot of commotion...
[21:14] ---
    Cheers!
[21:15] ---
    Cheers!
[21:18] ---
    ...the New Year's party
    at Utsuroi safely concluded,
[21:22] ---
    and today is another day;
    our daily life goes on.
[21:26] ---
    Walhalla revises earnings forecast...
[21:33] ---
    Come to think of it,
    Mr. Zed is doing much better lately.
[21:37] ---
    He even went so far as to
    treat me to lunch not long ago.
[21:47] ---
    Big Dipper Style Blood Technique...
[21:50] ---
    Shinatobe...
[21:52] ---
    Wind-weaver.
[23:37] ---
    Wow, that was something to see!
[23:39] ---
    Reeling them in quick, fish that he is.
[23:42] ---
    Not a very clever pun there.
[23:46] ---
    Why is it that weaklings are so quick
[23:48] ---
    to rattle off their shortcomings
    without the least bit of shame,
[23:50] ---
    then make excuses for every little thing?
[23:53] ---
    Jeez, buck up and
    accept your weaknesses flat-out.
[23:57] ---
    "Desperate Fight in the Macro Zone, Part 1"
[23:57] ---
    It'll make you stronger.

8 - Desperate Fight in the Macro Zone, Part 1

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[00:12] ---
    Stop that, Sonic!
[00:16] ---
    This is unusual. His becoming
    this accustomed to someone
[00:19] ---
    almost never happens.
[00:21] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[00:23] ---
    Never letting themselves be caught
[00:25] ---
    is like the super sonic monkey's
    very strategy for survival.
[00:30] ---
    I mean, take me.
[00:33] ---
    It's obvious that my fighting strength is low.
[00:36] ---
    Just a second now, Mr. Riel!
    Why are you taking this in that direction?!
[00:50] ---
    Hey, now...
[00:52] ---
    I know you got more than just this!
[00:54] ---
    Cough up some more!
[00:56] ---
    Oh, no, that's all I have.
[00:59] ---
    See?
[01:00] ---
    See?
[01:01] ---
    See? See?
[01:09] ---
    Don't sidestep that!
[01:10] ---
    I will sidestep that!
[01:11] ---
    Look, you! I, the magnanimous
    Nuzruba, am using my pinky
[01:16] ---
    so I don't end up killing you!
[01:18] ---
    Be sensitive to my feelings!
[01:20] ---
    Yay! Thank you for your concern!
[01:23] ---
    You idiot! From where I stand,
    they all look like arms!
[01:30] ---
    Don't you lip off to me, Leo!
[01:35] ---
    Humas die when their heads
    are popped off, right?
[01:40] ---
    Hello, Michella. How are you?
[01:44] ---
    As you can see, your brother
    is just about to get choked out...
[01:53] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this world
    and the alterworld intersect.
[01:57] ---
    This is the record of the clandestine activities
[02:01] ---
    of the secret society of supermen,
    Libra, who work in the shadows
[02:04] ---
    to preserve the balance of worlds.
[02:07] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[02:10] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[02:12] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[02:15] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[02:27] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[02:30] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[02:32] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[02:35] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[02:37] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[02:39] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[02:42] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[02:45] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[02:46] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[02:49] ---
    I started thinking this way
[02:51] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[02:54] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[02:57] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[03:01] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[03:04] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[03:07] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[03:11] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[03:14] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[03:17] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[03:19] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[03:23] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[03:26] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[03:29] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[03:33] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[03:39] ---
    That hurt. Damn it.
[03:46] ---
    No, this is no time to get discouraged.
[03:49] ---
    This is what always happens.
    What's the point of feeling down each time?
[03:54] ---
    Get back on your feet, Leonardo!
[04:08] ---
    What? What just happened? Did I just
    get struck on the back of the head
[04:13] ---
    by something falling out of the sky?
[04:15] ---
    What is that? A billion-to-one?
    Right after being shaken down?
[04:20] ---
    Isn't that more like a trillion-to-one?
    No. That's hard to accept.
[04:25] ---
    Wah! The Hyber Grag
    Gigaramd Womegabalson!!
[04:29] ---
    Ah! This is definitely too much!
[04:35] ---
    Hey, I'm sorry for losing my cool there.
[04:41] ---
    Hmm, there's some swelling
    on the back of your head,
[04:44] ---
    but for the moment, your life
    doesn't appear to be in danger,
[04:47] ---
    my microgigantic young man.
[04:50] ---
    I am the clockwork doctor, Li Gado.
    I'm a hyperdoctor,
[04:54] ---
    fighting against various pathogens
    with my superweapons.
[04:59] ---
    No, not over there, not over there.
[05:01] ---
    Huh?
[05:02] ---
    I'm over on this mobile gangplank.
[05:13] ---
    Hmm? What is it?
[05:16] ---
    Oh, I was just thinking
    I've seen a lot of things up to now,
[05:19] ---
    but this one takes the cake.
[05:31] ---
    Seriously...
[05:33] ---
    What the hell am I doing?
[05:36] ---
    Warden Alice, please remain
    quiet in the museum.
[05:38] ---
    I know! But you can
    at least allow me to vent.
[05:42] ---
    We don't have much choice.
    He's a cubism buff.
[05:46] ---
    I doubt he would let the chance
    to see a visiting Cézanne pass by.
[05:49] ---
    That's a topic for another day.
[05:51] ---
    He's an SS-level prisoner under
    Dreadnought-class oversight.
[05:55] ---
    There's no way he can be allowed outside
    like this as if it were nothing.
[05:59] ---
    I understand your position, Warden.
    That is why...
[06:03] ---
    ...we had the building specially cleared.
[06:05] ---
    Publicly, that might be fine.
    But more than anything,
[06:10] ---
    this situation upsets
    my official responsibilities.
[06:13] ---
    That's something I cannot tolerate.
[06:15] ---
    I'm terribly sorry.
[06:16] ---
    I would ask that you please
    take into account his usual behavior.
[06:29] ---
    I ran away.
[06:31] ---
    My friend was getting beat up, and I ran.
[06:34] ---
    Sure, Nuzruba has broken my bones
    head-to-toe with one shot before,
[06:40] ---
    but it wasn't that...
[06:47] ---
    If only I were bigger,
    and I had more strength...
[06:52] ---
    I wouldn't have had to go through all this.
[06:55] ---
    Yeah, right?
[06:57] ---
    --Huh?
    --It's true, right?
[07:00] ---
    Who...
[07:01] ---
    ...are you?
[07:05] ---
    Bacterial terrorism?
[07:07] ---
    I know about that.
[07:08] ---
    It's a kind of terrorist activity
    that uses biological weapons, right?
[07:11] ---
    No, no, you have it backward.
    He is a terrorist bacterium.
[07:15] ---
    Hmm?
[07:16] ---
    His name is Gemnemo.
    He's a conscious, proactively acting...
[07:21] ---
    "Super-dangerous microbe"
[07:22] ---
    ...super-dangerous microbe.
[07:24] ---
    Hmm... I don't know...
[07:28] ---
    Then again, I am sitting here
    chatting with a fluently speaking flea.
[07:33] ---
    Flea?
[07:35] ---
    Oh, this? This is a reinforced exosuit
    to keep out the outside air.
[07:39] ---
    Huh?! So, what--you're actually
    even smaller than that?!
[07:43] ---
    Yes. I'm a microbe, too, after all.
[07:46] ---
    Anyhow, I have to find Gemnemo
    as soon as possible and arrest him.
[07:51] ---
    He's a genius, and the first among
    germkind to master sorcerology.
[07:55] ---
    According to our latest intelligence,
[07:57] ---
    he has successfully pioneered
    a hyperaugmented method
[08:00] ---
    for accelerated cytological division.
[08:03] ---
    Oh.
[08:05] ---
    If I'm too late, an unprecedented
    disaster will be unavoidable.
[08:09] ---
    However, my only hope,
[08:13] ---
    the supergiant doomsday weapon,
[08:15] ---
    the Hyber Grag Gigaramd
    Womegabalson Q, wound up like this.
[08:21] ---
    You mean, that thing
    that hit the back of my head
[08:24] ---
    and broke apart all-too-easily?
[08:29] ---
    Oh, Mrs. Landlady.
[08:30] ---
    Hello, Leonardo. Do you have a moment?
[08:36] ---
    It looks like Patricia can't
    climb her way back up again.
[08:40] ---
    I hate to ask, but could I presume
    upon your monkey again?
[08:44] ---
    I'll wait a little while longer
    for last month's rent.
[08:48] ---
    We'll do it! Sonic, you're on!
[08:54] ---
    Hey, are you sure about this?
[08:57] ---
    The space between buildings here
    is a veritable maze.
[09:01] ---
    We've retrieved other lost items
    from down there before.
[09:04] ---
    With me navigating, we can manage.
[09:06] ---
    Navigating? Hmm?
[09:18] ---
    Go left there. Now, go down.
[09:23] ---
    That's it, just keep going straight.
[09:33] ---
    Thank you.
[09:34] ---
    Not at all. Thank you for your indulgence.
[09:39] ---
    I see. The secret must be those eyes of yours.
[09:44] ---
    That's it, right?
[09:49] ---
    Yes.
[09:58] ---
    Um, aren't you...?
[10:00] ---
    Ah, you work with Leo.
[10:04] ---
    Huh?
[10:06] ---
    You seem a little different
    since we met last time.
[10:10] ---
    I do?
[10:12] ---
    That being said...
[10:16] ---
    Would you mind lending me 20 zeros?
[10:20] ---
    I'll get Leo to pay you back later.
[10:22] ---
    But I...
[10:23] ---
    Come on, be a pal. Okay?
[11:01] ---
    It's true, right?
[11:03] ---
    Ultimately, power is what
    makes the world go around.
[11:06] ---
    Those who are trampled on
    get their noses pressed to the ground,
[11:09] ---
    while those who do the trampling
    enjoy a better view
[11:11] ---
    the more people they have under them.
[11:15] ---
    But unfortunately for you,
    your kind of frailty is hopeless.
[11:20] ---
    Being able to crawl your way up
    is a dream within another dream.
[11:25] ---
    Tell me, wouldn't you like to see it?
[11:28] ---
    Huh?
[11:28] ---
    Go ahead and tell me what you're feeling.
[11:32] ---
    You want to see it, right? Or would you
    rather give up without seeing...
[11:36] ---
    ...the view of the conqueror?
[11:46] ---
    Hey, you!
[11:50] ---
    What's the big idea--
    not even saying hello, eh?!
[12:16] ---
    "Desperate Fight in the Macro Zone Part 1"
[12:20] ---
    It's finished!
[12:25] ---
    The viral aggression surgical strike cannon,
[12:27] ---
    the Fuldra Radrict Huvaserganon 7000-AR!
[12:32] ---
    I can neutralize 99 percent
    of the Gemnemo threat with this!
[12:36] ---
    Oh! It's a mighty world-saving spear of justice!
[12:40] ---
    It looks to me like nothing more
    than an awfully elaborate plastic model.
[12:43] ---
    Don't call it a model!
[12:45] ---
    But regrettably, this is the best
    I can fix it up with the parts I have.
[12:49] ---
    Huh?
[12:51] ---
    I've sent a message
    to my headquarters, but apparently
[12:54] ---
    repairs to my regular gear, the Grag
    Gigaramd Vedabalson, aren't done yet.
[12:59] ---
    What are you going to do?
    You have a weapon, but you can't use it?
[13:02] ---
    You and I have no choice
    but to manage on our own.
[13:04] ---
    Huh?
[13:07] ---
    Just you and me!
[13:10] ---
    Why are you so certain
    that I'm getting mixed up in this?
[13:14] ---
    I told you!
[13:15] ---
    This is a major event that will
    determine the fate of the world!
[13:18] ---
    --Oh.
    --Why are you being so low-key?!
[13:21] ---
    Well, see, your apocalyptic doomsday weapon
[13:25] ---
    only has enough force to give me
    a bump on the back of my head.
[13:29] ---
    Your talk about the fate of the world seems...
[13:32] ---
    Unbelievable! This is what's wrong
    with you giant people!
[13:35] ---
    Your way of seeing things is too crude!
[13:37] ---
    Huge? That's the first time
    I've ever been called that.
[13:41] ---
    I'm always getting called "pee-wee,"
    and getting poked and pushed around.
[13:47] ---
    That's the crudeness I mean!
[13:49] ---
    Maybe you can't do anything
    about winning on strength alone,
[13:51] ---
    but don't go judging the world by that metric!
[13:56] ---
    So, you brought him here?
[13:58] ---
    Yes. Do you have any information?
[14:01] ---
    About any sinister activities
    going on in Hellsalem's Lot?
[14:05] ---
    What can I say? Troublemaking is kind of
    the background music of this city.
[14:10] ---
    Hmm... About the latest news I have
    is that Zapp was put in the hospital.
[14:15] ---
    Huh?
[14:16] ---
    He was in a shoving match
    that turned into a traffic accident.
[14:19] ---
    How does that happen?
[14:20] ---
    Hmm... I'm not sure about
    anything that man does.
[14:24] ---
    So, this hyperaugmented method
    for accelerated cytological division--
[14:30] ---
    what's that all about?
[14:32] ---
    In broad terms, it's a means of enlarging
    and strengthening living things.
[14:37] ---
    First, he performs his procedure
    on a target germ--
[14:40] ---
    it is implanted into a subject
[14:43] ---
    where it then multiplies.
[14:45] ---
    Knowing Gemnemo,
[14:47] ---
    it doesn't simply strengthen
    and enlarge the body's tissues;
[14:50] ---
    you can bet he has his sights set
    on spontaneous evolution
[14:52] ---
    of the physical structures--skeleton and all.
[14:59] ---
    F-Forgive me...!
[15:01] ---
    Please forgive me...!
[15:02] ---
    Not yet, Nuzruba. Why are you
    screaming after just one pinky?
[15:07] ---
    I had compound fractures all over my body.
[15:13] ---
    I'm going to give you an exhaustive sampling
[15:15] ---
    of what those who have
    been hit by you felt!
[15:23] ---
    What do you say?
[15:25] ---
    This is the perspective of the strong.
[15:27] ---
    Having things that you've never
    seen before come into view...
[15:31] ---
    ...is irresistible, isn't it?
[15:40] ---
    Police! Get your hands up!
[15:42] ---
    Hmm? Urgh, this is brutal.
[15:46] ---
    Brutal? What do you know about brutal?
[15:54] ---
    --Freeze!
    --What these guys have already done to me...
[15:58] ---
    ...was much, much...
[16:27] ---
    Ooh, that was good, that was good!
[16:30] ---
    That Cézanne was really good, huh?
[16:33] ---
    It shouldn't be so surprising.
    What, did you think dirty pictures
[16:36] ---
    are the only things prisoners are interested in?
[16:41] ---
    Do the two of you discuss paintings and such?
[16:45] ---
    Well, only about what we like
    and don't like. Know what I mean?
[16:48] ---
    He's not much for debating,
[16:51] ---
    but if I have him paint a little bit,
    he does show some talent.
[16:55] ---
    Oh, that truly is fascinating.
[16:58] ---
    I think I'll send you
    some art supplies sometime.
[17:00] ---
    Really?! All right!
[17:02] ---
    Roll something else up for me
    and slip it in with the crayons, okay?
[17:07] ---
    I'm just kidding!
[17:24] ---
    --Whoa!
    --Awesome!
[17:32] ---
    Exocrimson!
[17:36] ---
    Catch...
[17:37] ---
    ...and... Release!
[17:41] ---
    "Catch & Release"
[17:44] ---
    Ha-ha-ha! Imagine it raining policesuits!
[17:47] ---
    This is some really nasty weather, huh?
[18:07] ---
    It's me. There's an emergency situation
    on New Third Avenue.
[18:11] ---
    An unidentified giant person
[18:13] ---
    is engaging a riot police unit.
[18:16] ---
    Just to be safe, alert all personnel.
    DEFCON level 2.
[18:19] ---
    Prepare for emergency mobilization!
[18:29] ---
    Big Brother Klaus,
    should we be going out there?
[18:33] ---
    Warden?
[18:35] ---
    Permission granted.
[18:37] ---
    Secure him as soon as possible.
[18:39] ---
    Understood.
[18:42] ---
    Yahoo!!
[18:46] ---
    Ah.
[18:47] ---
    Also, Steven, leave a message for Gilbert.
[18:50] ---
    Tell him to please cancel
    my whole schedule for tonight.
[19:03] ---
    Exocrimson.
[19:10] ---
    13 feet?
[19:12] ---
    For a near-human type,
    that's still awfully huge.
[19:16] ---
    Ah!
[19:18] ---
    Mr. Riel?!
[19:19] ---
    What, you know him?
[19:21] ---
    Yeah, but...
[19:23] ---
    He should weigh even less than I do.
[19:26] ---
    That's it!!
[19:30] ---
    There can be no question!
    Listen to me, Leonardo!
[19:33] ---
    There's perhaps an
    80-percent-or-better probability
[19:35] ---
    that your friend is a pathogenic terrorist.
[19:38] ---
    He's had Gemnemo's procedure done to him.
[19:41] ---
    Huh?
[19:42] ---
    Using the hyperaugmented accelerated
    division load on his cell tissues,
[19:45] ---
    his torn muscle fibers
    form even thicker muscles.
[19:49] ---
    Just as a broken bone
    is sturdier as it reconnects,
[19:52] ---
    when this is forcibly repeated
    instantly and endlessly,
[19:55] ---
    he becomes an explosive bodybuilder!
[19:58] ---
    So, um... what you're saying is...
[20:02] ---
    Slugging or wrestling with him
    are both bad. Anything you do
[20:06] ---
    will be turned back on you twice as hard.
[20:22] ---
    Brain Grid Blood Battle Technique, form 117...
[20:29] ---
    "Unbreakable Cross Shield"
[20:29] ---
    ...Unzerbrechlich Kreuzschild!
[20:37] ---
    Klaus! It's possible that caution
    may be needed with that target!
[20:41] ---
    Refrain from attacking him unduly!
[20:43] ---
    We just confirmed that.
[20:45] ---
    Attempting to capture him.
[20:49] ---
    Brain Grid Blood Battle Technique, form 39...
[20:58] ---
    "Wedge Barricade"
[20:58] ---
    ...Keilbarrikade!
[21:02] ---
    Warden!
[21:03] ---
    Take Hummer and the others
    and move away from here!
[21:06] ---
    What are you going to do?!
[21:07] ---
    Stay here and keep
    peripheral damage in check.
[21:11] ---
    Steven, I've never seen a special ability
    like this target has before.
[21:15] ---
    If you have any more information,
    more details would be--
[21:23] ---
    Wh-What the...?
[21:36] ---
    Big Brother Klaus, look out!
[21:49] ---
    "Hundred Crack Fist of the Me"
[21:50] ---
    Hundred Crack Fist of the Me!
[23:47] ---
    I'm sorry, Sonic. I cannot
    understand monkey language.
[23:51] ---
    Zapp, if you would?
[23:53] ---
    Ah, he says he wants a banana for a reward.
[23:56] ---
    I guess they don't call him
    "dumb monkey" for nothing, huh?
[23:58] ---
    "Desperate Fight in the Macro Zone Part 2"
[24:00] ---
    
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9 - Desperate Fight in the Macro Zone, Part 2

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[00:01] ---
    Camera stand by.
    We go live as soon as we arrive.
[00:05] ---
    Mic check, one-two, one-two. Okay.
[00:07] ---
    We've arrived over the location.
    Coming into view.
[00:13] ---
    I-It's a giant!
[00:15] ---
    A giant has suddenly
    appeared on the East Rim!
[00:22] ---
    The people of the city
    have been stricken with panic!
[00:31] ---
    Mr. Riel...
[00:34] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this world
    and the alterworld intersect.
[00:38] ---
    This is the record of the
    clandestine activities
[00:42] ---
    of the secret society of supermen,
    Libra, who work in the shadows
[00:45] ---
    to preserve the balance of worlds.
[00:49] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[00:51] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[00:53] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[00:56] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:08] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:11] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:13] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:16] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:18] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[01:21] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[01:23] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[01:26] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[01:28] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[01:30] ---
    I started thinking this way
[01:32] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[01:35] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[01:38] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[01:42] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[01:45] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[01:48] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[01:52] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[01:55] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[01:58] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[02:00] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[02:04] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[02:07] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[02:10] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[02:15] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[02:19] ---
    Cheers!
[02:27] ---
    So now, how many glasses
    does this make for me, huh?
[02:32] ---
    Ah, it's finally started-- his first...
[02:36] ---
    his first...
[02:37] ---
    That tie the deputy chief
    was wearing--did you all see it?
[02:40] ---
    It aggravates me that much more
    that he's so epicurean!
[02:43] ---
    Nell'Echézeaux, Ornellaia, Amontillado Musa,
    Sainte Neige Rela, La Granja...
[02:50] ---
    Ha...? Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha-ha-ha!
[02:54] ---
    "Ha-ha-ha"? That's playing kind of dirty.
[02:57] ---
    Yohann!
[02:59] ---
    Up to now, he's been
    an obedient, cute little boy,
[03:01] ---
    but he's already into his
    rebellious phase, the little fella!
[03:05] ---
    A-Ah, uh... Oh, your son?!
[03:12] ---
    Huh?
[03:17] ---
    No!
[03:19] ---
    I lost again!
[03:20] ---
    One more! One more,
    and you foot half the bill.
[03:24] ---
    You're awful, awful, awful people!
[03:27] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[03:32] ---
    Cheers!
[03:51] ---
    --Whoa! Awesome! Do that some more!
    --Cold beer! Cold beer! Get your beer!
[03:54] ---
    --Smash it up! Smash it up!
    --Cold beer! Cold beer! Get your beer!
[04:01] ---
    Is that...?
[04:05] ---
    Gigagigafutmassif?!
    The world's largest "individual"!
[04:10] ---
    He is now stepping forward,
    for the sake of peace in Hellsalem's Lot!
[04:50] ---
    Huh?
[04:52] ---
    Ah! He ran away?!
[04:54] ---
    --You're kidding!
    --You wuss!
[04:56] ---
    What a dumbass!
[04:57] ---
    I want my money back!
[05:06] ---
    I can't... I can't hear anything.
[05:09] ---
    I remember everything up until
    I was being shot by that police unit,
[05:13] ---
    but at that moment, I remember losing it...
[05:16] ---
    You're awesome, you know that?
[05:20] ---
    Like a bow that's been drawn
    as far as it will go.
[05:23] ---
    Huh?
[05:24] ---
    Your pent-up negative feelings,
    together with the synergy of my procedure--
[05:28] ---
    the outcome was even better
    than I anticipated.
[05:32] ---
    Go on, see it for yourself.
[05:35] ---
    Huh?
[05:36] ---
    The view from the top.
[05:46] ---
    W-We're too high!
[05:48] ---
    It's quite a sight, isn't it?
[05:50] ---
    Even that pack of fools
    is keeping their distance.
[05:54] ---
    Far from that scum
    with their lackluster strength,
[05:57] ---
    who trampled all over you,
    and didn't give you a second thought,
[05:59] ---
    you're way up, up, up, up above them now!
[06:04] ---
    By merely taking one step,
    you can pulverize hundreds of them!
[06:13] ---
    No...
[06:14] ---
    Huh?
[06:15] ---
    This isn't what I wanted.
[06:18] ---
    To hell with your view from the top!
[06:21] ---
    I can't see anyone! I
    can't hear their voices!
[06:23] ---
    This is a world where I'm
    all alone, isn't it?!
[06:26] ---
    So, you're lonesome?
[06:29] ---
    Of course it's lonesome at the top.
[06:32] ---
    There's no one else around
    who can see what you see.
[06:37] ---
    Return me... to the way I was.
[06:41] ---
    Not a chance.
[06:42] ---
    The fact that you've gotten so huge
    is a miracle among miracles!
[06:45] ---
    I'm getting goosebumps all over
    at my genius for selecting you!
[06:49] ---
    I want to keep watching,
    to see how far this thing goes!
[06:53] ---
    What exactly will you become?
[06:58] ---
    You've abandoned the world
    you can see from your own height.
[07:02] ---
    But that's okay, isn't it?
    As oppressive as it was?
[07:07] ---
    So let's not sweat the little stuff,
    like turning back,
[07:09] ---
    and finish things off by
    tearing this place a new one, okay?
[07:34] ---
    Mr. Riel!
[07:38] ---
    Ah, my bad, my bad.
[07:41] ---
    You can't just say
    "My bad, my bad"! Be more careful!
[07:45] ---
    Huh?
[07:47] ---
    Heh-heh, what the hell?
[07:48] ---
    How do you get a break that ugly
    from just a baseball?!
[08:03] ---
    Apologize!
[08:04] ---
    Huh?!
[08:06] ---
    The ball hitting him is one thing.
    These things happen.
[08:11] ---
    But laughing at his injury and his build
    is something I won't stand for!
[08:16] ---
    Well if you won't stand for it,
    what are you gonna do about it... pee-wee?!
[08:28] ---
    The first one to get angry,
    instead of my wimpy self, was Leo,
[08:33] ---
    my very good friend.
[08:36] ---
    When I left you behind
    and ran away back there,
[08:39] ---
    it was downright inexcusable...
    inexcusable...
[08:43] ---
    ...inexcusable of me.
[08:46] ---
    I'm sorry for doing something like this.
    How big a fool am I, anyway?
[08:53] ---
    I can't see you anymore from here.
    You aren't hurt now, are you?
[09:09] ---
    Help me, Leo... Help me...
[09:19] ---
    Eule 1 to ground team,
[09:21] ---
    we are in position
    and awaiting your instructions.
[09:25] ---
    Well, Steven?
[09:27] ---
    Hmm...
[09:42] ---
    Buzz off, you raw ham alien!
[09:46] ---
    The number you have dialed
    has been disconnected or is...
[09:50] ---
    No good.
[09:51] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[09:53] ---
    Ground team to Eule 1,
    we're going with Plan B.
[09:57] ---
    Repeat, we're going with Plan B.
    Now creating diversion!
[10:02] ---
    Copy. Eule 1 commencing approach.
[10:09] ---
    Esmerelda Blood Freeze...
[10:14] ---
    Brain Grid Blood Battle
    Technique, form 111...
[10:21] ---
    Lanza del Cero Absoluto!
[10:21] ---
    "Lance of Absolute Zero"
[10:27] ---
    "Annihilating Lance"
[10:27] ---
    Kreuzvernichterlanze!
[10:33] ---
    Hmm? What was that?
[10:35] ---
    Ho, it looks like there is
    still someone trying to resist you.
[10:39] ---
    Big Dipper Style Blood Technique, Blade Five!
[10:42] ---
    Exocrimson!
[10:45] ---
    This is ridiculous. Hurry and kick them away!
[10:50] ---
    Hmm? What's the matter? Snap to it!
[10:53] ---
    N-No.
[10:55] ---
    Huh? Don't you know the
    fun is just beginning!
[11:01] ---
    It's more than just the
    difference in our sizes;
[11:03] ---
    there are people here
    who refuse to back down,
[11:06] ---
    even against a monster like me.
[11:08] ---
    I'm not moving! No way!
[11:11] ---
    What?!
[11:15] ---
    Approach complete.
    No sign that he has detected us.
[11:19] ---
    Are you ready? I'm linking our visual input.
[11:26] ---
    Whoa! I can see myself!
[11:28] ---
    This is the monkey's viewpoint?
    Your eyes are amazing!
[11:31] ---
    You're like a repeater station.
[11:33] ---
    Let's hurry this along.
    I've never tried a radical move like this,
[11:37] ---
    so there's no telling how
    soon I might give out.
[11:40] ---
    Hmm? Give out?
[11:42] ---
    This generates heat.
    My eyeballs warm up, and I get lightheaded.
[11:47] ---
    Then we'll have to do this quickly.
[11:54] ---
    All right, in we go.
[12:13] ---
    Good. Insertion complete!
[12:22] ---
    "Desperate Fight in the Macro Zone Part 2"
[12:37] ---
    Man, this is no fun.
[12:39] ---
    There's no point in going easy now, is there?
[12:42] ---
    --Shut up! Keep quiet!
    --Huh?!
[12:48] ---
    Gemnemo has a swollen ego
    and wants to be in control of everything.
[12:52] ---
    I'm sure he's inside,
    where he can remain in contact with Riel.
[12:56] ---
    Ah, go up to the left there, then right.
[12:58] ---
    Right.
[13:13] ---
    If that's the case, his method will be
    direct contact with the brainstem.
[13:25] ---
    He suddenly came to a stop. What's going on?
[13:29] ---
    You keep back. You can attack
    from a distance, right?
[13:35] ---
    When they're that size,
    it's all the same, no matter where I am.
[13:40] ---
    I have to say, these sonic
    speed monkeys are incredible.
[13:43] ---
    They're so nimble.
    I can't keep up with his speed.
[13:51] ---
    Hey, are you okay?!
[13:54] ---
    Yes...
[13:57] ---
    Is the image messed up?
[14:00] ---
    No, no problem. However...
[14:03] ---
    There's no time. Let's keep going.
[14:08] ---
    Hmm... Then never mind.
[14:11] ---
    Huh?
[14:16] ---
    Getting too hands-on may be inelegant,
    but there's no choice.
[14:25] ---
    What are you planning to do?!
[14:26] ---
    There's no point in asking.
    From this point forward,
[14:29] ---
    your will no longer matters.
[14:34] ---
    I'll tap into your motor nerves
    and control your body directly!
[14:40] ---
    S-Stop!
[14:45] ---
    Master Leonardo!
[14:46] ---
    Hey, you!
[14:47] ---
    Given that smell and that sound,
    you're frying your eyes, aren't you?!
[14:51] ---
    Never mind about me. Please keep going!
[15:01] ---
    Stop!
[15:03] ---
    Please stop!
[15:04] ---
    Shut up! I'll leave you your senses.
[15:07] ---
    Enjoy the screams and sensation
    of crushing millions of people, you loser!
[15:18] ---
    Take that! Nerves connected!
[15:29] ---
    Injecting anti-rejection agent!
[15:32] ---
    Activating motor nerve emulator!
[15:42] ---
    Appropriation complete in...
[15:44] ---
    ...four...
[15:45] ---
    ...three...
[15:46] ---
    ...two...
[15:47] ---
    ...one...
[16:07] ---
    Did we get him?
[16:18] ---
    Sonic!
[16:38] ---
    Down there, Mr. Gilbert!
[17:08] ---
    What's the matter, Zapp?
[17:10] ---
    Aww, I was just thinking...
[17:13] ---
    During this crisis which held the fate
    of the world in the balance,
[17:16] ---
    this super-serious incident...
[17:19] ---
    --Sending in this homely squint-eye
    with pubes growing out of his head
[17:21] ---
    --Wha--?!
    --Sending in this homely squint-eye
    with pubes growing out of his head
[17:22] ---
    and his slightly smarter partner
    who is still ultimately a dumb animal,
[17:28] ---
    because he's an actual monkey,
[17:30] ---
    might have been
    a little bit too risky, you know?
[17:33] ---
    What?! Oh, what are you, jealous?!
[17:36] ---
    Like hell, pubes!
[17:38] ---
    Don't call me "pubes"!
[17:40] ---
    I'm just saying, we had
    the perfect person for sneaking inside.
[17:47] ---
    Well, in truth, if there was a route
    not even the monkey could traverse,
[17:51] ---
    that would have been all she wrote.
[17:53] ---
    I know, right?! That's precisely
    when she would be needed, right?!
[17:57] ---
    Our own vaunted pass-through-walls,
    anything-goes master of stealth
[18:01] ---
    whose super-great infiltration abilities
    are exceeded by none!
[18:05] ---
    I-I'm sorry...
[18:08] ---
    This isn't something you can
    just apologize your way out of!
[18:11] ---
    Calm down, Zapp.
[18:12] ---
    Why, Chief?! What's wrong
    with asking someone who,
[18:15] ---
    at a critical time, was of no use to us,
    to explain herself?!
[18:19] ---
    Still, I don't think you should
    condemn her in front of everyone.
[18:23] ---
    She feels more than sorry for this.
[18:25] ---
    Oh, no, I'm not satisfied!
[18:27] ---
    Not until she explains to us
    what she was doing at the time!
[18:32] ---
    Well, the thing is...
[18:37] ---
    What?! A girls' night out?!
[18:39] ---
    With the Werewolf Bureau?
[18:43] ---
    Apparently, Les Hallis had to
    close the next day for a whole week.
[18:48] ---
    Huh?!
[18:51] ---
    They just about emptied out the wine cellar.
[18:55] ---
    What are you, a monster?!
[18:57] ---
    Wait, are you a monster, really?
[18:59] ---
    I really do regret this.
[19:01] ---
    Damn right! You ought to be
    more self-conscious, shouldn't you?!
[19:05] ---
    In our work, the fate of the world
    could be at stake at any time!
[19:08] ---
    No, that has nothing to do with it.
[19:11] ---
    Huh?!
[19:12] ---
    Well, you brought your injuries on yourself
[19:14] ---
    after a failed attempt at
    a little petty swindling, and all.
[19:17] ---
    Huh?
[19:18] ---
    You idiot! Shh! Shh!
[19:21] ---
    Mr. Zapp, since you weren't even
    on the scene for this case,
[19:24] ---
    exactly how were you inconvenienced by her?
[19:26] ---
    You, who were in the hospital,
    causing your own mayhem
[19:29] ---
    by hitting on three different nurses?
[19:33] ---
    Ow!
[19:36] ---
    Oh, you! That's quite an amusing story, huh?
[19:54] ---
    It's been five days since Mr. Riel
    fell into the Eternal Hollow.
[19:58] ---
    At the time, everyone was bracing
    themselves for the city to be ruined,
[20:03] ---
    but the giant hole just quietly
    swallowed everything up.
[20:07] ---
    And, so you see, that's that.
[20:12] ---
    He says that his procedure-reversal
    program was successful...
[20:21] ---
    ...but I'm not sure what's what.
[20:25] ---
    Or maybe I should say,
    I can't entirely accept it.
[20:34] ---
    It's just,
[20:35] ---
    if Mr. Riel really is alive right now
    at the bottom of that hole,
[20:39] ---
    I'm just worried about whether...
[20:45] ---
    ...he feels lonely right now.
[21:15] ---
    I-I'm back, Leo.
[21:19] ---
    Mr. Riel?!
[21:23] ---
    Ah, I've got it!
[21:25] ---
    If we speak to Dr. Li Gado,
    he might be able to do something.
[21:28] ---
    That's okay, Leo.
[21:29] ---
    Huh?
[21:30] ---
    I caused all kinds of trouble,
[21:32] ---
    so this is the "stature"
    that I can accept for myself now.
[21:35] ---
    But...
[21:37] ---
    And besides,
[21:38] ---
    the view I have from here
    really isn't all that bad.
[21:44] ---
    You've changed,
[21:46] ---
    Mr. Riel.
[21:50] ---
    You think so?
[21:55] ---
    Ah! Mr. Riel!
[23:27] ---
    Hmm? Steven...
[23:29] ---
    Where is Zapp?
[23:31] ---
    Central Hospital.
[23:32] ---
    What, again?
[23:33] ---
    Apparently, he was found with
    his face swollen up three times its size,
[23:37] ---
    bearing five distinct sets of handprints.
[23:40] ---
    And, so you see, that's that.
[23:45] ---
    Children know not their parents' hearts;
[23:47] ---
    parents know not their children's hearts.
[23:49] ---
    But even if they did, they might not mesh.
[23:51] ---
    In the end, neither one of them
    is loved the way they want to be.
[23:57] ---
    Having children is hard.
[24:01] ---
    
[24:03] ---
    
[24:05] ---
    

10 - Bratatat Mom

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[00:14] ---
    Emergency! Emergency!
[00:17] ---
    Target pacification has failed!
[00:20] ---
    Requesting backup!
[00:27] ---
    Come in, K.K.! Where are you?!
[00:30] ---
    ...three, four.
[00:43] ---
    K.K.!
[00:51] ---
    Help us out, K.K.! Do you
    read me, K.K.?! K.K.!
[00:57] ---
    "Today is parents' day at the school"
    "At that moment,
    she was also carrying out a mission"
[01:01] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this world
    and the alterworld intersect.
[01:05] ---
    This is the record of the
    clandestine activities
[01:09] ---
    of the secret society of supermen,
    Libra, who work in the shadows
[01:12] ---
    to preserve the balance of worlds.
[01:16] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:18] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:20] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:23] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:35] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:38] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:40] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:43] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:45] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[01:47] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[01:50] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[01:53] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[01:54] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[01:57] ---
    I started thinking this way
[01:59] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[02:02] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[02:05] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[02:09] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[02:12] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[02:15] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[02:19] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[02:22] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[02:25] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[02:27] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[02:31] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[02:34] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[02:37] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[02:42] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[02:46] ---
    All right, everyone,
[02:48] ---
    we're now going to begin our math lesson.
[02:51] ---
    Okay!
[02:57] ---
    Huh?
[02:59] ---
    Absolutely not!
[03:00] ---
    I have some business to attend to that day.
[03:02] ---
    Business?
[03:03] ---
    Something more important
    than preventing a deal
[03:05] ---
    between violent criminal organizations?
[03:07] ---
    Parents'... day...
[03:09] ---
    Don't be ridiculous! This
    is a freak situation
[03:12] ---
    that could spawn
    tens of thousands of new addicts!
[03:15] ---
    Yeah, but I didn't get to go last time,
    or the time before that,
[03:18] ---
    or the time before that!
[03:19] ---
    If I keep this up, any trust I have
    as a mother will be lost!
[03:25] ---
    Don't give me that "lost" crap!
[03:27] ---
    Do you understand
    how serious this situation is?!
[03:30] ---
    --Now, hold on, Graham.
    --All lost...!
[03:32] ---
    --But, sir...
    --All lost...!
[03:34] ---
    All right, I understand. Honestly,
    this hurts, but what choice is there?
[03:39] ---
    --Huh? I can go?
    --Yeah.
[03:42] ---
    --You mean it?
    --Yeah.
[03:47] ---
    Ah, sorry, everyone! I hate to do this. Bye!
[03:52] ---
    Though, some of us could end up
    losing our lives because of this...
[03:57] ---
    ...but don't worry about it, K.K.
[04:00] ---
    They'll never be able to go to
    their children's parents' day again,
[04:05] ---
    but that's on us for not being able
    to fill in the gap that you'll leave.
[04:09] ---
    So don't you worry about it,
    and watch on as your sons grow up.
[04:15] ---
    Depending on how things go,
    this might be the last time you see us...
[04:18] ---
    I'll do it!
[04:23] ---
    You're a liar!
[04:27] ---
    Hey, that was really mean! Apologize to Mom!
[04:31] ---
    You said that you'd come for sure this time!
[04:33] ---
    You promised!
[04:35] ---
    But it was just another lie.
[04:38] ---
    That's what makes you a liar!
[04:44] ---
    You won't make this go away with a hug!
[04:46] ---
    Cut it out, Kane.
[04:47] ---
    Ah! Let me go! Let me go!
[04:51] ---
    And Mom...
[04:54] ---
    --Don't say anything
    to get his hopes up too high.
[04:54] ---
    --Stop it! Stop it!
[04:58] ---
    I'm already used to it...
[05:00] ---
    ...but Kane still accepts
    what you say at face value.
[05:03] ---
    Liar! Liar!
[05:10] ---
    What happened in here?
[05:12] ---
    --Dad...
    --Papa, you know what?
[05:16] ---
    Hmm, I see.
[05:18] ---
    Then I'll go instead, like I always do.
[05:21] ---
    Hmph!
[05:22] ---
    Huh? No good? What are we going to do?
[05:27] ---
    Tell me, Kane, do you think
    that Mama really wants to lie to you?
[05:34] ---
    I dunno.
[05:36] ---
    Mama always says that she loves you.
[05:39] ---
    Do you think that's a lie, too?
[05:41] ---
    I dunno!
[05:43] ---
    Kane,
[05:45] ---
    Mama only says what she really means.
[05:48] ---
    When she really can't do
    what she really means to--
[05:53] ---
    when she really can't keep
    an important promise she made to you,
[05:58] ---
    you aren't the only one
    who feels upset. It upsets both of you.
[06:08] ---
    We all share that frustration, okay?
[06:10] ---
    We're a family, after all.
[06:21] ---
    --Thank you.
    --It's okay.
[06:23] ---
    This one seems rough, too, huh?
[06:26] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[06:35] ---
    Don't get so discouraged.
    Your love is definitely getting through.
[06:42] ---
    That's why he's so full-blown angry.
[06:45] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[06:49] ---
    It may be hard right now,
    but someday he'll come to learn, too,
[06:54] ---
    just how important your job is.
[06:57] ---
    The reason why he can get mad,
    and laugh the way he does,
[07:00] ---
    could be because of what you do.
[07:03] ---
    You're a guardian of the "world,"
    and it occupies your whole life.
[07:09] ---
    I'm very grateful that you married me,
    despite the position you're in.
[07:19] ---
    Good night.
[07:39] ---
    Patrick, I need a favor.
[07:43] ---
    You want what?!
[07:44] ---
    All of it? That's going to cost a fortune.
[07:50] ---
    Hey, just what is this thing you have to do,
[07:52] ---
    that you're willing to
    invest so much into this?
[08:00] ---
    Sorry. Stupid question, huh?
[08:03] ---
    If you say you need it, then you need it.
    I'll get it all ready.
[08:29] ---
    "S&Z remote sniper system"
[08:29] ---
    "S&Z remote sniper system"
    "Der Freischütz SS7"
[08:34] ---
    Escape route safely secured! Thanks, K.K.!
[08:36] ---
    Now we can join up
    with Steven and the others!
[08:39] ---
    Yes!
[08:42] ---
    Oh, my!
[08:47] ---
    Yes, I'm watching, I'm watching closely!
[09:01] ---
    I have to say, though, he's getting so big...
[09:06] ---
    Just by having another
    life dwelling inside me,
[09:11] ---
    it was as though everything
    had been turned upside down.
[09:17] ---
    Then he was born, and we saw each other...
[09:20] ---
    ...and I nurtured him like crazy...
[09:23] ---
    ...and now, here he is, in the outside world,
[09:26] ---
    communicating with children
    that I don't know.
[09:30] ---
    It's amazing.
[09:33] ---
    Emergency contact! Emergency contact!
[09:36] ---
    We're pinned down
    by unexpected enemy firepower!
[09:43] ---
    We have 12 armored
    mechanized beasts! Help us! K.K.!
[10:19] ---
    You saved us!
[10:21] ---
    "Urban combat portable
    unmanned attack helicopter"
[10:22] ---
    "Urban combat portable
    unmanned attack helicopter"
    "FB-202 Fireblow"
[10:23] ---
    You really are the best, K.K.!
[10:32] ---
    Very well.
[10:34] ---
    Yes. If the situation changes, call me back.
[10:40] ---
    Um, where is everyone?
[10:42] ---
    They went on to the next class.
[10:44] ---
    They left a moment ago.
    Let's go there together.
[10:50] ---
    You seem pretty busy.
[10:51] ---
    Oh, no rest for the wicked, you know.
[10:54] ---
    Maybe I'm too wrapped up in my work.
[10:57] ---
    I wasn't even supposed
    to be able to come today.
[11:00] ---
    Then my daughter started crying,
    saying, "Dad, you don't love me!"
[11:06] ---
    Oh? Me, too!
[11:07] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[11:13] ---
    Ah! Where did you go?!
[11:16] ---
    Just to the restroom.
[11:18] ---
    --Good.
    --Huh?
[11:20] ---
    I thought maybe some work
    had suddenly come up again.
[11:23] ---
    Of course not!
[11:26] ---
    What's next?
[11:28] ---
    A science lesson in the science room.
[11:31] ---
    They keep you busy, huh?
[11:33] ---
    They do? It's like this every day.
[11:38] ---
    Hey, Kane, is that your mother?
[11:41] ---
    What if she is?
    It's none of your business, right?
[11:45] ---
    She looks pretty cool.
[11:47] ---
    Huh?!
[11:48] ---
    There's nothing cool about her!
    She's always restless at home,
[11:53] ---
    and cries just like that.
[11:55] ---
    Oh?
[11:56] ---
    --Oh, my goodness gracious!
    Aren't those two a pair!
[11:57] ---
    --She's still cool.
    --Oh, my goodness gracious!
    Aren't those two a pair!
[11:59] ---
    --You've got no taste.
    --Oh, my goodness gracious!
    Aren't those two a pair!
[12:03] ---
    A girlfriend? Is she a girlfriend?
    Is she his girlfriend?
[12:10] ---
    Way to go, Kane!
[12:11] ---
    Your older brother is so casual,
    so there's nothing going on with him,
[12:14] ---
    but your mama has
    high hopes for you in that area!
[12:20] ---
    Whoa, she's so cute! And pretty!
[12:24] ---
    As soon as we get home,
    I'm staging a press conference!
[12:26] ---
    I'm sure you won't like this sort of thing,
    but your mama can barely stand this!
[12:31] ---
    Oh, is my video camera charged?
[12:34] ---
    As soon as I get home,
    I have to get everything ready--
[12:36] ---
    K.K.!
[12:37] ---
    We managed to rendezvous
    with Steven and the others,
[12:39] ---
    but we're surrounded
    by the enemy again! Help us out, K.K.!
[12:43] ---
    K.K.!!
[12:58] ---
    Thanks, K.K.
[13:02] ---
    Whoa... That's too much!
    I said that's too much!
[13:07] ---
    K.K.!!
[13:37] ---
    What is that?
[13:39] ---
    Steven! Put some distance
    between you and there, right now!
[13:42] ---
    The only thing I see on my monitor
[13:43] ---
    is a missile that's been
    stopped by something!
[13:52] ---
    Confirmed. That...
[13:55] ---
    ...is a Blood Breed.
[14:05] ---
    It's going to be impossible
    to target an enemy electronically,
[14:08] ---
    when he doesn't even show up on mirrors.
[14:10] ---
    I have to tackle this directly.
[14:12] ---
    I'm sorry, Kane. Mama has to go.
[14:23] ---
    Impressive, maestro.
[14:25] ---
    Almost nightmarish reliability.
[14:30] ---
    Hey, you people!
[14:32] ---
    You sure must be
    some commendable daredevils
[14:35] ---
    to come charging into
    Brigade Argento's location like this!
[14:38] ---
    But you're still getting
    too far ahead of yourselves.
[14:41] ---
    I hereby proclaim that not one of you
    is getting past this point!
[14:46] ---
    Nor will I let you leave!
[14:58] ---
    Ah! What, did you go to the bathroom again?!
[15:03] ---
    I love you.
[15:05] ---
    That's the honest truth.
[15:10] ---
    Hey, come on, it's ending up
    like this after all?
[15:15] ---
    You're an unfit mother!
[15:18] ---
    That's not true! For me,
[15:21] ---
    it hurts more than anything
    to have you hate me, but still...
[15:26] ---
    For your sake, I can put up with it!
[15:29] ---
    I'll be back.
[15:31] ---
    Wait, I don't understand what you mean!
[15:34] ---
    Tonight, when I get home,
    we're having a "hero interview," okay?
[15:36] ---
    --Huh?
    --Brace yourself for that!
[15:39] ---
    Hey, wait!
[15:41] ---
    Oh, are you leaving?
[15:43] ---
    Yes. I'm terribly sorry.
[16:05] ---
    This sucks so bad.
    It disgusts me how careless I was!
[16:09] ---
    We've been together this whole time,
[16:12] ---
    and how many chances have I missed
    to notice his irregularities?
[16:15] ---
    Can I claim I was just in a good mood?
[16:18] ---
    Hey, what does it matter?
    I can at least take a parents' day, right?
[16:22] ---
    I'm sorry, Caroline.
[16:25] ---
    Dad has to go out and have a quick cigarette.
[16:28] ---
    Huh? Class is about to start.
[16:31] ---
    Sorry, sorry.
[16:32] ---
    I'll be right back.
[16:38] ---
    Esmerelda Blood Freeze...
[16:43] ---
    "Swords of Absolute Zero"
[16:43] ---
    Espada del Cero Absoluto!
[17:07] ---
    Well, well, I thought
    that would blow you apart, there.
[17:11] ---
    You're pretty formidable
    against my maestro, huh?
[17:16] ---
    Maestro? That's a laugh.
    A Blood Breed bodyguard?
[17:21] ---
    Only a dyed-in-the-wool idiot
    would come up with that idea!
[17:24] ---
    What?!
[17:26] ---
    Imagine, us coming up
    against each other at a time like this,
[17:32] ---
    fang hunter.
[17:33] ---
    Your style is the Esmeralda Blood Freeze?
    Quite the devil of an opponent.
[17:39] ---
    However...
[17:40] ---
    ...you have no chance of beating me alone.
[17:43] ---
    I will have to dispose of you,
[17:45] ---
    before you can call in any help.
[17:52] ---
    Get your hands up. You're through.
[17:55] ---
    Well, well, Kane's mother.
    What sort of joke is this?
[18:01] ---
    There's no need to play dumb, you monster.
[18:04] ---
    I had a hunch I was letting
    a dangerous quarry sneak about.
[18:08] ---
    You're a fang hunter, too?
[18:10] ---
    --Me, too?
    --Whoops!
[18:20] ---
    Mr. Starphase!
[18:22] ---
    You fool!
[18:23] ---
    If one of us goes out there
[18:25] ---
    and lets the Blood Breed
    suck our blood and turn us,
[18:28] ---
    we'll just end up giving him
    more enemies to fight.
[18:33] ---
    I have to admit,
[18:34] ---
    I didn't expect a fang
    hunter on parents' day.
[18:37] ---
    What about you? What are you doing here?
[18:40] ---
    Don't tell me you're after the children!
[18:42] ---
    I'm the same as you.
[18:45] ---
    It's because I'm a parent.
[18:46] ---
    Don't screw around with me!
[18:48] ---
    I'm not screwing with you.
[18:50] ---
    As reason would have it, I'm raising one.
[18:55] ---
    I was telling the truth about work, as well.
[18:58] ---
    Honestly, I'm up to my neck in it.
[19:03] ---
    Now that I know that you're a fang hunter,
[19:05] ---
    I can't very well ask
    you to let me go, can I?
[19:08] ---
    How about it? What if the two of us
    were to go at it up here...
[19:14] ---
    ...with no hard feelings?
[19:31] ---
    Papa!
[19:37] ---
    Maestro!
[19:46] ---
    You got me.
[19:48] ---
    Papa!
[19:50] ---
    It's time for lunch.
    They said we could eat with our parents.
[19:54] ---
    Okay.
[20:00] ---
    They're lining up in the cafeteria,
    so let's hurry down!
[20:03] ---
    Sure.
[20:09] ---
    I've been beaten. Completely.
[20:17] ---
    Hmm...
[20:19] ---
    I honestly thought I was done for this time.
[20:22] ---
    But you managed to survive.
    You and the rest of your team.
[20:26] ---
    Impressive work, Steven.
[20:28] ---
    Well, just between us,
[20:30] ---
    at that last moment, for whatever reason,
[20:32] ---
    the other guy stopped moving
    for just a second.
[20:35] ---
    If it weren't for that, right now
    I'd be resting peacefully somewhere else.
[20:40] ---
    Is it true that there was
    nothing inside his head?
[20:44] ---
    Yeah. It's possible that he was
    watching us through that head,
[20:48] ---
    while at some far-off location.
[20:51] ---
    Blood Breeds--
[20:53] ---
    No matter how many times I fight them,
[20:55] ---
    they're still completely
    incomprehensible to me.
[21:06] ---
    Caroline left.
[21:09] ---
    She didn't even stay for
    the farewell gathering.
[21:14] ---
    Shucks, I can't eat this much, Papa.
[21:18] ---
    Oh.
[21:19] ---
    You don't have to be so worried
    about me changing schools.
[21:22] ---
    There's nothing we can do
    about it if it's your job.
[21:25] ---
    I suppose not.
[21:29] ---
    Someday, when you're a little older,
[21:32] ---
    and have become a lady
    who can stand alone on her own two feet,
[21:36] ---
    you can go and see him again.
    But until then, I will keep you safe.
[21:43] ---
    That is the important task
    that has been appointed to fools like us.
[23:35] ---
    How pretty!
[23:39] ---
    Then again...
[23:40] ---
    --...we can still connect on Famebook!
    --...we can still connect on Famebook!
[23:45] ---
    Sibling love! Ooh, how exciting!
[23:49] ---
    This one-off slice-of-life stuff
    is the most stimulating, you know?
[23:54] ---
    Huh? Why, you ask?
    Well, because this is Hellsalem's Lot!
[23:58] ---
    "Spectral Eyes, Phantom Vision, Part 1"
[24:01] ---
    
[24:03] ---
    
[24:05] ---
    

11 - Spectral Eyes, Phantom Vision, Part 1

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[00:20] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[00:22] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[00:24] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[00:27] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[00:39] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[00:42] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[00:44] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[00:47] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[00:49] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[00:52] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[00:54] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[00:57] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[00:59] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[01:01] ---
    I started thinking this way
[01:04] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[01:06] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[01:09] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[01:13] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[01:16] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[01:19] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[01:23] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[01:26] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[01:29] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[01:31] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[01:35] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[01:38] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[01:41] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[01:46] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[01:51] ---
    This sure brings back memories--
[01:53] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot.
[01:54] ---
    What do you say to coming
    and seeing the sights sometime?
[01:57] ---
    Good idea.
[01:58] ---
    Most of my memories from when
    I was there had to deal with White.
[02:05] ---
    I suppose so. Besides,
    we have a lot to catch up on.
[02:11] ---
    Yeah, but we'll both probably end up
    talking about nothing but our sisters.
[02:16] ---
    That's true.
[02:20] ---
    So, how is your sister?
[02:24] ---
    Oh, so-so.
[02:26] ---
    Leo...
[02:27] ---
    You should at least call her once in a while.
[02:30] ---
    Huh?
[02:31] ---
    Well, catch you later.
[02:32] ---
    Ah, wait!
[02:38] ---
    He's right.
[02:48] ---
    Hello?
[02:49] ---
    Ah, Michella...
[02:51] ---
    Big Brother?!
[02:53] ---
    Ah, I finally caught you!
    What in the world are you doing?
[02:57] ---
    You could at least call me!
[02:58] ---
    S-Sorry. Things have been a little hectic--
[03:01] ---
    I hate to just spring this on you,
[03:03] ---
    but there's something
    I need to talk to you about.
[03:07] ---
    Huh? What is it?
[03:09] ---
    Ready?
[03:10] ---
    Listen up, now.
[03:12] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[03:13] ---
    I'm...
[03:14] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[03:16] ---
    ...getting married.
[03:17] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[03:20] ---
    "I'm getting married"
[03:26] ---
    What's that for? How rude!
    I just wanted to surprise you a little bit.
[03:31] ---
    I wasn't going for this
    kind of cataclysmic reaction.
[03:37] ---
    You're taking it too far. I'm hurt.
[03:39] ---
    No, no! No, but... I mean... I just mean...!
[03:43] ---
    Whatever. I have to go.
[03:46] ---
    Hmm?
[03:46] ---
    In fact, I'm actually on my way
    there now to look for you.
[03:51] ---
    Huh?!
[03:52] ---
    Well, you're the only one in
    the family he hasn't met yet.
[03:56] ---
    No, wait, you're--
[03:57] ---
    Okay, I have arrangements to take care of,
    so I'll see you in three days, at 14:00.
[04:00] ---
    Huh?!
[04:02] ---
    14:00, at the New Asterisk Hotel.
[04:05] ---
    Make sure you're there! Bye.
[04:08] ---
    H-Hey! Michella!
[04:13] ---
    I see. Hmm...
[04:16] ---
    That's going to be hard to handle, huh?
[04:19] ---
    Yes.
[04:21] ---
    Steven...
[04:22] ---
    You're right.
[04:24] ---
    It's only normal to consider that you
    and your sister's eyes are connected.
[04:29] ---
    If something were to happen to your sister,
[04:31] ---
    there's no telling what effect
    it would have on your eyes.
[04:34] ---
    That's reason enough for us to protect her.
[04:40] ---
    Thank you very much!
[04:50] ---
    So, how come I have to play babysitter?
[04:53] ---
    That dumbass, son of a stinking pube turd...
[04:55] ---
    Now, now, for all your talk,
    I can tell that you care for him.
[04:59] ---
    Just give it up.
[05:01] ---
    What are you even doing here, anyway?
[05:03] ---
    Why, because I want to see
    little Leo's sister, of course.
[05:08] ---
    Then you don't need me, right?
[05:10] ---
    No you don't. There's no telling
    when I might get an emergency call-out.
[05:20] ---
    Man, he cannot settle down, huh?
    Standing up, sitting down...
[05:25] ---
    Ah, he did it again!
[05:27] ---
    O-Ooh, this is starting
    to make my stomach ache.
[05:30] ---
    This is just like you are
    with the afternoon soaps.
[05:33] ---
    Oh, it's stinging!
[05:35] ---
    So, what's your excuse, fishman?
    Nobody called you.
[05:40] ---
    Don't mind me. You might say I feel
    uneasy with you here by yourself.
[05:44] ---
    Huh?!
[05:45] ---
    If I had to say,
[05:47] ---
    I thought someone might be needed
    to protect Leo's sister from you.
[05:51] ---
    What did you say, kudzu-cakes?
[05:53] ---
    You want me to jell you and turn you
    into uiro cakes, you bastard?!
[05:55] ---
    I don't know what that means,
    and the two are made very differently.
[06:01] ---
    Patrick! And Neyka, too?
[06:04] ---
    What is this? Are they here sightseeing, too?
[06:08] ---
    Hmm? Huh?!
[06:09] ---
    The chief is here! And Mr. Manager
    there aside, so is that lady doctor?!
[06:14] ---
    Wh-What is the big draw here?
    Don't tell me everyone here...
[06:20] ---
    ...has nothing better to do...
[06:37] ---
    Thanks.
[06:38] ---
    Michella...
[06:44] ---
    Hey there, Big Brother. How have you been?
[07:00] ---
    Come on, come on,
    I can't breathe, my tortoise knight.
[07:04] ---
    Would you stop calling me that?
[07:07] ---
    Sorry.
[07:15] ---
    Have you lost some weight?
[07:17] ---
    I don't know. I don't have a scale.
[07:20] ---
    Big Brother, you've always been careless
    about your diet. I worry about you.
[07:24] ---
    I'm fine, I tell you.
[07:26] ---
    Are you getting enough sleep?
[07:28] ---
    Yeah, except for last night.
[07:30] ---
    That goes for me, too.
[07:32] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[07:33] ---
    Ooh! Fantastic! What wonderful sibling love!
[07:40] ---
    You sure are enjoying yourself, huh?
[07:43] ---
    Tell me, what would you have done
    if I hadn't called you when I did?
[07:48] ---
    Ahem...
[07:50] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry! Introductions
    are in order, huh? Big Brother,
[07:54] ---
    this is Toby. Toby McLachlan.
[07:58] ---
    Good afternoon, Leonardo.
[08:01] ---
    I know this is the first time we're meeting,
    but it doesn't feel that way to me.
[08:05] ---
    I've heard about you every day, you see.
    She's always bragging about you.
[08:10] ---
    About how you're a man who's kinder
    and stronger than anyone.
[08:13] ---
    Honestly, it made me jealous.
[08:17] ---
    Oh, I'm really not.
[08:19] ---
    Well, sure.
[08:22] ---
    Generally speaking, at least,
    you don't look that way. Hmm?
[08:29] ---
    Ahem, pardon me. There can be
    no room for doubt, though.
[08:34] ---
    Why not?
[08:35] ---
    Isn't that obvious?
[08:37] ---
    Because you said so.
[08:41] ---
    See? He's funny, right?
    He's always saying things like this!
[08:46] ---
    Funny? I was being quite serious.
[08:56] ---
    Oh, Toby!
[09:03] ---
    There doesn't seem to be any trouble.
[09:06] ---
    We can let Zapp take it from here, can't we?
[09:09] ---
    Yeah.
[09:25] ---
    Good question. What should I get to drink?
[09:40] ---
    I'm the only one who can see this, huh?
[09:46] ---
    Hmm? What's the matter?
[09:50] ---
    I need the restroom.
[10:03] ---
    Say, you can see me,
    can't you, Leonardo Watch?
[10:08] ---
    Otherwise, you'd be unfit to possess
    the All-seeing Eyes of the Gods.
[10:13] ---
    I guess he knows...
[10:15] ---
    Who are you?! Is that man alive?!
[10:19] ---
    You haven't done anything funny
    to my sister, have you?!
[10:22] ---
    I am Doctor Gamimozu.
    Toby McLachlan is still alive.
[10:27] ---
    I haven't done anything to your sister.
[10:30] ---
    What is your objective?!
[10:32] ---
    Surveying the Prostheses of the Gods
    scattered around the world,
[10:37] ---
    as well as studying them.
[10:40] ---
    First time you're seeing one
    besides your own, right?
[10:43] ---
    Feel free to take a close look.
    It dates back 150 years.
[10:48] ---
    Wh-What is...?
[10:50] ---
    What is the story with these eyes?!
[10:52] ---
    Why did my sister have to be
    dragged into this, too?!
[10:55] ---
    Ah... I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
[10:59] ---
    Implanting them into a normal
    young man such as yourself
[11:02] ---
    was an awfully cruel thing for Riga El to do.
[11:05] ---
    Riga?
[11:06] ---
    Riga El Menuhyut,
[11:09] ---
    personal ophthalmological
    engineer to the eminent.
[11:14] ---
    I believe you've met.
[11:20] ---
    I heard about it from your dear sister.
[11:22] ---
    He said to you,
    "Who will see this through?" right?
[11:26] ---
    Indeed, that is what your calling is!
[11:31] ---
    Since before the dawn of history,
    as the world of men grew ever greater,
[11:35] ---
    the All-seeing Eyes of the Gods
    were manifested to them.
[11:39] ---
    These are ultra-high-end hidden cameras,
[11:42] ---
    for stealing a peek at history's
    greatest events, right at the scene!
[11:48] ---
    The appearance of Hellsalem's Lot,
    mankind's greatest--
[11:51] ---
    No, I doubt anyone would object if
    I said it was the earth's greatest event,
[11:56] ---
    unparalleled in all of history.
[11:58] ---
    To be chosen as its observer is
    the godsend of three lifetimes!
[12:07] ---
    Godsend my foot.
[12:09] ---
    Hmm?
[12:10] ---
    You must be kidding.
    If you call it that in front of Michella,
[12:14] ---
    I'll knock you on your ass!
[12:24] ---
    Did you say something?
[12:28] ---
    So then, Danny ordered
    it without even knowing!
[12:31] ---
    For real?
[12:35] ---
    This is the genius of these eyes.
[12:37] ---
    Every pair of eyeballs in this
    place is under my control.
[12:44] ---
    I have to say, though, they are beautiful.
[12:47] ---
    Leonardo, wouldn't you like to get revenge?
[12:51] ---
    Huh?
[12:52] ---
    If you like, I could take
    even just one of them.
[12:54] ---
    If you cooperate with my research,
    you may be able to save your dear sister.
[13:06] ---
    Yo, Leo...
[13:08] ---
    Your sister seems fine, and there isn't
    any particular issue here, is there?
[13:13] ---
    Right?
[13:15] ---
    Um... I, uh...
[13:17] ---
    Yeah, see, Miranda and Nyala are
    raising absolute hell in the love shack.
[13:22] ---
    I gotta go, so, you know,
    you don't need me to guard you, right?
[13:26] ---
    Please stay!
[13:28] ---
    Huh?
[13:29] ---
    Is something the matter?
[13:30] ---
    N-No... It's just...
[13:35] ---
    You'll be fine... probably.
[13:37] ---
    Yeah... but...
[13:39] ---
    Don't make such a pitiful face.
    I'll leave the fish here.
[13:44] ---
    And hey, you're able to at least
    protect your own family, right?
[13:48] ---
    I mean, even such as you are,
    you are in Libra, after all.
[13:51] ---
    Okay, good luck!
[13:55] ---
    Libra? You're a fang hunter?
[13:58] ---
    So that's it. You made your way in
    using your eyes' abilities. Nice job!
[14:07] ---
    Uh-oh, this is turning into a long
    bathroom break. Come on,
[14:12] ---
    it's time we were getting back.
[14:17] ---
    "Spectral Eyes, Phantom Vision, Part 1"
[14:34] ---
    The castle is full of ghosts.
[14:36] ---
    It looks like the odds are against them.
[14:38] ---
    Now, the mighty warrior
    goes in to put them down,
[14:42] ---
    but the ghosts hide themselves,
    to deceive the warrior.
[14:47] ---
    So how does he fight them?
[14:49] ---
    Hmm...
[14:51] ---
    I don't know. How should he?
[14:53] ---
    Huh?!
[14:54] ---
    You haven't thought that up?!
[15:00] ---
    Welcome back, Tortoise Knight.
[15:05] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[15:10] ---
    She's picked up on it.
[15:12] ---
    I'll see you in three days, at 14:00.
[15:13] ---
    Huh?!
[15:14] ---
    14:00, at the New Asterisk Hotel.
[15:18] ---
    --I'm sure that's why she was
    more assertive than usual.
[15:19] ---
    --One hot coffee, and a
    chocolate cake, please.
[15:19] ---
    --I'm sure that's why she was
    more assertive than usual.
[15:23] ---
    Unable to turn to anyone
    else, she came to me.
[15:27] ---
    All alone, with an unknown
    something at her back.
[15:45] ---
    Yes, Leonardo here.
[15:47] ---
    Sorry, Leo.
[15:55] ---
    Good! We hit him!
[16:02] ---
    A Blood Breed has shown up.
[16:05] ---
    Right. Right, understood.
[16:09] ---
    Michella, I've had a little emergency
    come up, and I have to go.
[16:13] ---
    Huh?
[16:17] ---
    I'll be back as soon as it's over!
[16:18] ---
    Will you be able to come back tonight?
[16:21] ---
    We don't have a lot of time.
    There's the matter of her eyes,
[16:25] ---
    our wedding, how we're
    going to live afterward--
[16:29] ---
    there's plenty for us to talk about.
[16:31] ---
    What is this? Are you two
    keeping secrets now?
[16:35] ---
    Yeah, something like that.
[16:37] ---
    I love her...
[16:40] ---
    ...and I want to help.
[16:43] ---
    Mm-hmm. I'll be back soon.
[16:57] ---
    That really was tasteless.
    What was that about?
[17:00] ---
    You don't really "want to help,"
    do you? Screw you!
[17:03] ---
    Those were not my words.
    That was Toby's own response.
[17:08] ---
    Huh?
[17:09] ---
    The perfect mimic requires
    the perfect candidate.
[17:12] ---
    He really is a fine man.
    Your sister has a keen eye.
[17:17] ---
    So, where are we going? Tell me.
[17:21] ---
    This is bad. I have to shake him somehow.
[17:30] ---
    Over here, Leo!
[17:44] ---
    Lieutenant Law, it's dangerous here!
    Please get back!
[17:46] ---
    Shut up! Maintain the cordon!
[17:49] ---
    If he breaks through here,
    I'm docking your pay!
[17:51] ---
    Lieutenant Law!
[17:54] ---
    You're here.
[17:55] ---
    What's the situation?
[17:56] ---
    See for yourself. It's out of our control.
[18:00] ---
    The sniper unit succeeded in blowing
    his head off with explosive rounds,
[18:04] ---
    but far from stopping him,
    it just made things worse.
[18:20] ---
    What the hell is that?
[18:22] ---
    He's failed to regenerate his head.
[18:25] ---
    Then he doesn't appear
    to be Elder-class. But still,
[18:28] ---
    while he has the power of a Blood Breed,
    he's a beast without reason, on the rampage.
[18:34] ---
    This is bad.
[18:48] ---
    Get back! We'll buy you some time!
[18:51] ---
    Yeah, that's right. Go with that plan.
[18:59] ---
    Ew, that is damn ugly.
[19:10] ---
    Incredible.
[19:12] ---
    I haven't seen an actual
    Blood Breed in a while,
[19:14] ---
    but seeing one without a shred
    of regality like this is rare.
[19:18] ---
    Damn. Having him watch
    what I'm about to do will be bad.
[19:23] ---
    What do I do? What do I do?
[19:32] ---
    Esmerelda Blood Freeze!
[19:34] ---
    Escudo del Cero... Absoluto!
[19:38] ---
    "Shield of Absolute Zero"
[19:45] ---
    Hmm? What's wrong? You're just frozen there,
    holding your smartphone.
[19:49] ---
    Weren't you about to do something?
[19:50] ---
    You're here to fulfill some role, aren't you?
[19:56] ---
    Even corrupted, we can't hold
    a Blood Breed for even ten seconds.
[20:01] ---
    Leo, what's keeping you?
[20:08] ---
    He's shed his outer skin?!
[20:09] ---
    Oh, no! We can't let him
    become a Zhen Tai Dan!
[20:18] ---
    You can take it from here.
[20:22] ---
    Big Dipper Style Blood Technique, Blade Five!
[20:28] ---
    Kagutsuchi! Homuramaru!
[20:29] ---
    "Kagutsuchi Homuramaru"
[20:32] ---
    Shinatobe! Piercing Dragon Spear!
[20:33] ---
    "Shinatobe Piercing Dragon Spear"
[20:47] ---
    Seven Hells!
[20:48] ---
    "Seven Hells"
[20:48] ---
    Heavenly Winged Bellows!
[20:49] ---
    "Seven Hells"
    "Heavenly Winged Bellows"
[20:53] ---
    What are you waiting for, Pubes?!
[21:00] ---
    Hurry the hell up!
[21:31] ---
    Ardamachael Zi Zirlahia Or Salzmailoros,
[21:35] ---
    I hereby seal you!
[21:40] ---
    "Eternal Prison"
[21:40] ---
    Ewiges Gefängnis!
[21:53] ---
    So that's it!
[21:55] ---
    I see now! Very good, Leonardo!
[21:58] ---
    Using the power of your eyes
    to read out their names!
[22:01] ---
    That is the best way to ingratiate
    yourself to them, isn't it?
[22:04] ---
    This is good! This is good!
    This can take me to the next higher level!
[22:09] ---
    That settles it!
[22:11] ---
    Let me...
[22:13] ---
    ...take possession of you.
[23:46] ---
    When I first came to this city,
[23:48] ---
    all I ever thought about
    were such pitiful things.
[23:51] ---
    But lately, for some reason,
    I can't remember what they were, exactly.
[23:56] ---
    Michella, I'm about to...
[23:58] ---
    "Spectral Eyes, Phantom Vision, Part 2"
[24:01] ---
    
[24:03] ---
    
[24:05] ---
    

12 - Spectral Eyes, Phantom Vision, Part 2

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[01:36] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:38] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:40] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:43] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:55] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:58] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[02:00] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[02:03] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[02:05] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[02:08] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[02:10] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[02:13] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[02:15] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[02:17] ---
    I started thinking this way
[02:19] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[02:22] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[02:25] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[02:29] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[02:32] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[02:35] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[02:39] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[02:42] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[02:45] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[02:47] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[02:51] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[02:54] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[02:57] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[03:02] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[03:11] ---
    I have to say, there sure are
    a lot of rubberneckers.
[03:14] ---
    We won't be able to get a cab here.
[03:16] ---
    Oh, well. I guess we walk for a bit.
[03:21] ---
    Incidentally, Leonardo...
[03:23] ---
    What?
[03:24] ---
    Perhaps it goes without saying,
[03:26] ---
    but don't even dream of
    trying to use this crowd to run away.
[03:31] ---
    Of course not. I can't very well
    leave my sister with you.
[03:35] ---
    That's right. How reassuring.
[03:42] ---
    Big Brother!
[03:43] ---
    Huh? Oh, what is it?
[03:45] ---
    Jeez, you didn't hear a word I said.
[03:51] ---
    So, you really like this place, huh?
[03:54] ---
    I suppose. What about you?
[03:56] ---
    Hmm... Honestly, I'm a little tired of it.
[04:03] ---
    --Big Brother...
    --Hmm?
[04:06] ---
    Thanks.
[04:08] ---
    Even though you're tired of this place,
[04:10] ---
    you always go with me
    when I say I want to come here.
[04:14] ---
    I'm spoiled, aren't I?
[04:17] ---
    How so?
[04:18] ---
    Well, whenever I come to take in this view,
    I always come here with someone.
[04:28] ---
    After all, I can't come
    unless someone pushes me.
[04:33] ---
    You know, because of these, and this!
[04:37] ---
    You didn't.
[04:42] ---
    Michella...
[04:50] ---
    It's just about time, I'd say...
[04:52] ---
    For what?
[04:58] ---
    Mr. Klaus?
[05:00] ---
    Answer it. Carefully.
[05:03] ---
    Yes, this is Leonardo.
[05:06] ---
    Oh, yes.
[05:09] ---
    No, sorry. You looked like
    you were busy, so...
[05:14] ---
    Yes, I'm fine.
[05:17] ---
    Right, goodbye.
[05:20] ---
    How did you know he would call me?
[05:23] ---
    You mean, after a fight that big?
[05:26] ---
    When you leave without saying a word,
    they're bound to check on you.
[05:32] ---
    --Now, why don't you get rid of it?
    --Huh?
[05:34] ---
    Throw your cell phone away right here.
[05:41] ---
    It's unlikely that anyone
    will be calling you for a while.
[05:46] ---
    Go on.
[05:48] ---
    Quickly, now.
[06:04] ---
    Go on!
[06:24] ---
    Good. Now, let's hurry on ahead.
[06:37] ---
    Is something the matter?
[06:38] ---
    Huh? No, uh...
[06:42] ---
    It's nothing.
[06:47] ---
    Did he not see that just now?
[06:53] ---
    Time to take a chance and test him.
[06:56] ---
    I have to say, this is a bizarre city.
    We've only walked a short way,
[07:00] ---
    and already wonders you might see
    once in several decades
[07:03] ---
    have appeared through this fog.
[07:07] ---
    You should be grateful for this fog--hmm?
[07:17] ---
    It closed the gap. It's just as I thought.
[07:20] ---
    That thing doesn't have
    the performance of the All-seeing Eyes.
[07:23] ---
    I was so convinced
    that I was no match for him, too.
[07:27] ---
    Thank you, Sonic.
[07:34] ---
    Well now, it's about time
    we flagged down a cab.
[07:46] ---
    Hey, where are you going?
[07:48] ---
    It's okay. This way is a shortcut.
[07:56] ---
    Hold up there, huma kid!
[07:59] ---
    Leave your money here.
    And an organ, too, if you like.
[08:03] ---
    Do it, or else...
[08:09] ---
    Hey, come on, what are you doing?
[08:11] ---
    If they take your eyes, you'll answer to me!
[08:17] ---
    "Vision Jumble"
[08:19] ---
    Shuffle!
[08:21] ---
    Damn it! Hold it right there!
[08:30] ---
    Damn! The fog!
[08:40] ---
    Where the hell did you go, you damn kid?!
[08:45] ---
    Hey, you,
[08:47] ---
    that was much too reckless.
    That's quite enough of that.
[08:58] ---
    What is it?
[09:01] ---
    Leonardo? Was there something
    that bothered you?
[09:05] ---
    No, everything went fairly regularly.
[09:08] ---
    But Steven...
[09:10] ---
    Mm-hmm, he's definitely not the sort
    to up and leave without a word.
[09:24] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What's the matter?!
[09:27] ---
    Steven, we have an emergency.
[09:29] ---
    Send a message to our entire membership!
[09:36] ---
    No good. I can't reach him.
[09:39] ---
    I've lost his GPS, too.
    This is bad. In such a short time, too.
[09:43] ---
    No, the situation was already in motion.
[09:47] ---
    Huh?
[09:49] ---
    That's the text message he sent earlier
    from his name-input app.
[09:53] ---
    Is there something about the name?
[09:55] ---
    No, below that. There are lines that
    continue past the bottom of the screen.
[10:02] ---
    The situation is running silent, but deep.
[10:06] ---
    The conflict in which he has been placed...
[10:08] ---
    ...is outside of our perception!
[10:18] ---
    Okay, we've arrived. Go on in.
[10:31] ---
    Welcome back. What do you think of this?
    It takes you back, right?
[10:35] ---
    I hear you haven't been home
    in a number of years.
[10:39] ---
    How do you know this place?
[10:41] ---
    From his memories.
[10:43] ---
    A sweet and tender landscape for a date.
[10:49] ---
    Well, whenever I come to take in this view,
    I always come here with someone.
[10:55] ---
    After all, I can't come
    unless someone pushes me.
[11:07] ---
    My, my, what do you think you're doing?
[11:11] ---
    You can't win in a contest of All-seeing Eyes,
[11:13] ---
    so you attempt a physical surprise attack?
[11:22] ---
    I knew it.
[11:23] ---
    His actions are concealed
    entirely through visual manipulation.
[11:26] ---
    To keep anyone from catching on,
    being lightweight and silent is his best bet.
[11:31] ---
    Which means...
[11:34] ---
    He's light!
[11:36] ---
    You're really gung-ho.
    But I wonder how long that will last.
[11:46] ---
    Impossible!
[11:47] ---
    Why are they coming back?
    I took his means of communicating.
[11:50] ---
    Coincidence?
[11:54] ---
    No, there are too many of them
    for it to be just that.
[11:59] ---
    Time for emergency surgery.
[12:03] ---
    Toby!
[12:11] ---
    "Spectral Eyes, Phantom Vision, Part 2"
[12:17] ---
    The fastest nerve bypass procedure
    will take 30 minutes.
[12:22] ---
    I must hurry.
[12:39] ---
    You little brat!
[12:49] ---
    That's enough... of that...!
[12:55] ---
    What?
[12:56] ---
    I managed to not hit anything vital?
[13:01] ---
    So that's it.
[13:03] ---
    By running your All-seeing Eyes full blast
    to take control of my vision,
[13:07] ---
    you've momentarily
    exceeded my power, have you?
[13:10] ---
    But that's a foolhardy gambit.
[13:12] ---
    Not only are you scalding your own flesh,
[13:14] ---
    you're going to boil your brain,
    which is in direct contact.
[13:19] ---
    You're a stubborn one.
    Why are you getting up?
[13:27] ---
    What's that smell?
[13:29] ---
    Blood?
[13:30] ---
    Get out of here, Michella!
[13:31] ---
    Big Brother? What are you
    doing here?! Where's Toby?!
[13:35] ---
    Just hurry and get away from here!
[13:40] ---
    It's your own fault.
    If you had kept quiet and done as I said,
[13:43] ---
    she wouldn't have had to be drawn into this!
[13:48] ---
    This is your last warning.
    Hold still and let me operate on you.
[13:54] ---
    Or don't you mind if your sister
    is carved up before your eyes?
[14:09] ---
    Big Brother, run!
[14:36] ---
    Why, you... There's no undoing
    what you've just done.
[14:40] ---
    You know how precious this eye is.
[14:45] ---
    You deserve to die a thousand times for this!
[14:48] ---
    I thought I might collect data from you
    while you were still alive,
[14:50] ---
    but not anymore.
[14:52] ---
    Leave your eyes and begone with you,
    you confounded brother!
[15:22] ---
    Hey there, Big Brother. How have you been?
[15:38] ---
    Why... am I...
[15:41] ---
    I came of my own accord.
[15:44] ---
    My own... accord...
[15:50] ---
    Back then,
[15:52] ---
    I...
[15:54] ---
    I heard a voice...
[15:57] ---
    Huh?
[16:06] ---
    I heard a voice!
[16:19] ---
    You damn little brat!
[16:23] ---
    That's right... I...
[16:36] ---
    As long as one tries to take
    even one step toward the light,
[16:41] ---
    the human spirit...
[16:43] ---
    ...can never truly...
[16:46] ---
    ...be beaten!
[16:57] ---
    You fool...
[17:02] ---
    Mere humans cannot hope to
    stand against the divine workmanship...
[17:07] ---
    ...of the Creators themselves!
[17:50] ---
    Mr. Klaus...
[17:52] ---
    Thank you for all that you've done.
[17:55] ---
    Not at all. So, how is his condition?
[17:59] ---
    He wakes up from time to time,
    but then goes right back to sleep.
[18:04] ---
    I can't blame him,
    after the fight he's been through.
[18:07] ---
    Did you know?
[18:10] ---
    Because of the way they're shaped,
    a tortoise can't move backwards.
[18:15] ---
    When I heard that...
[18:17] ---
    ...the first thing that
    came to my mind was my brother.
[18:21] ---
    Though weak in the knees, unable to move,
[18:23] ---
    frozen in place,
    not knowing which way to turn,
[18:26] ---
    he would never, ever run away.
[18:28] ---
    He would hunch down, and sit through it,
[18:30] ---
    then eventually set out walking again.
[18:37] ---
    My Tortoise Knight.
[18:43] ---
    Mr. Klaus,
[18:45] ---
    please look after my brother.
[18:51] ---
    Michella...
[18:53] ---
    Are you awake?
[18:55] ---
    Mr. Klaus?
[18:57] ---
    I asked your sister and her fiancé
    to head back for a while.
[19:01] ---
    I see.
[19:07] ---
    Do you remember the day when we first met?
[19:12] ---
    At the time, you called yourself a coward.
[19:17] ---
    That was understandable.
    When I think of that incident,
[19:19] ---
    and the dark shadow that had been
    cast over you, it makes my heart ache.
[19:24] ---
    However, perhaps you can view it this way--
[19:27] ---
    if the debt of despair that you carry
    is the foundation that supports you,
[19:32] ---
    and your profound remorse
    serves as your unyielding claws,
[19:36] ---
    then the discouragement of that day
    is what made you who you now are.
[19:41] ---
    That strength is what saved your sister,
[19:43] ---
    and for that matter, all mankind.
    That is an undeniable fact,
[19:48] ---
    and the last thing a coward would do.
[19:51] ---
    Well done.
[19:56] ---
    I look forward to continuing to work with you,
[19:58] ---
    Leonardo Watch.
[20:12] ---
    Right.
[20:20] ---
    Are you sure you didn't want to see them off?
[20:23] ---
    Huh?<br>[20:24] ---
    That was callous! You're such
    a cold-blooded squint! You suck!
[20:28] ---
    Well, we have that undercover operation
    at the Gauccione Mansion today, right?
[20:31] ---
    You idiot, that doesn't matter,
    Pubes the Great.
[20:35] ---
    --We can handle that without you!
    --Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[20:38] ---
    Leo!
[20:41] ---
    Black! Why are you--?
[20:43] ---
    Oh, after speaking to you,
[20:46] ---
    I decided I wanted
    to come here, you might say.
[20:48] ---
    And, well, one thing led to another...
[20:51] ---
    You got mugged?
[20:52] ---
    They left me without a penny.
[20:54] ---
    You got mugged.
[20:55] ---
    Miss Vivian is letting me work here.
[21:06] ---
    Perfect timing.
[21:08] ---
    Come give us a hand, all three of you!
[21:15] ---
    M-My diner!
[21:20] ---
    --Aw, man!
    --Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[21:22] ---
    White,
[21:24] ---
    it looks like you and I
    were both worried over nothing.
[21:31] ---
    Hi, ladies and gentlemen! Long time no see!
[21:33] ---
    It's your King of Depravity, F-E-M-T!
[21:40] ---
    And here are some new demonbeasts
    we haven't seen in a while, either!
[21:43] ---
    I modified the composition
    a little bit from last time,
[21:45] ---
    and their nutrient conversion speed
    positively skyrocketed!
[21:49] ---
    Which means...
[21:50] ---
    Well, I guess I don't have to spell it out.
[21:55] ---
    Today, tomorrow, and the day after,
[21:57] ---
    these days of commotion anew
    will probably continue like this
[22:01] ---
    for nobody knows how long.
[22:05] ---
    Indeed, this is the city where this world
    and the alterworld intersect,
[22:09] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot.
[22:12] ---
    Brain Grid Blood Battle Technique,
[22:15] ---
    Form 117...
[22:17] ---
    Unzerbrechlich Kreuzschild!
[22:22] ---
    "Unbreakable Cross Shield"
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    Hello, Michella.
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    These are my friends.
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