E79 - Mister Delinquent vs. Muscle Brains

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[00:06] Nar
    It appeared as though humanity
    would be destroyed by the demons.
[00:15] Nar
    But a single mage saved them all.
[00:26] Nar
    He was called the Wizard King,
    and he became a legend.
SIGN    Xerx
SIGN    Mimosa
SIGN    Asta
SIGN    Kirsch
SIGN    Sol
SIGN    Magna
[00:35] Nar
    It's the first round of stage two of
    the Royal Knights Selection Exam.
[00:39] Nar
    B Team was overwhelmed
[00:40] Nar
    by Kirsch's extraordinary magical
    powers as a royal, but...
[00:44] Asta
    Black Hurricane!
[00:46] Nar
    Asta used his black powers and
    instantly nullified Kirsch's magic.
[00:51] Nar
    At the same time, he nullified all the
    traps set by the mysterious mage,
[00:55] Nar
    setting the state of the match
    back to where it began.
[00:56] Asta
    I want to work with all the powerful guys
    here and beat some other powerful people!
[01:01] Zora
    I can't think of any way
    around it, so I'll use you.
[01:04] Nar
    The two worked together for the first time
    and were able to lure Kirsch into a trap
[01:08] Nar
    that was very appropriate for B Team,
    managing to strike him down.
[01:13] Asta
    Now we finally feel like a team.
SIGN    Mister Delinquent vs. Muscle Brains
[02:52] Mimosa
    According to the signal from
    the Magic Flower Guidepost,
[02:55] Mimosa
    the enemy's crystal is inside Sol's golem.
[03:02] Mimosa
    If I mix the seeds of my magic-controlling
    weeds into an attack spell and plant them,
[03:07] Mimosa
    I'll be able to control Sol's golem for a
    little while, since its attribute is earth.
[03:12] Mimosa
    It'll take a while for the seeds to take root,
[03:16] Mimosa
    and I'll have to fight and plant
    the seeds without being noticed.
[03:19] Mimosa
    I wonder if I can manage all of that.
[03:23] Mimosa
    Plant Magic: Magic Cannon Flower!
[03:28] Sol
    Not bad! But...
[03:30] Sol
    Earth Magic: Clod Seal!
[03:37] Sol
    Hurting women isn't my style,
    so just take a little break there.
[03:42] Mimosa
    Asta! Xerx!
[03:43] Sol
    Let's see what Funglasquent can do.
[03:48] Zora
    Looks like you got a bit overconfident
    with your awesome magical powers,
[03:52] Zora
    you damn royal.
[03:54] Zora
    You actually fell for this primitive trap.
[03:57] Zora
    You're seriously a vice captain?
[04:00] Zora
    You should quit, you moron.
[04:02] Zora
    How disgusting can you be,
    you damn narcissistic dumbass?
[04:06] Zora
    Not so beautiful now, are ya?
[04:08] Asta
    Come on! The dude's out cold!
    Cut him some slack already!
[04:11] Asta
    I'm amazed you thought of
    making an actual pitfall.
[04:16] Asta
    Talk about sneaky!
[04:19] Asta
    I never thought I'd use my sword as a shovel.
[04:25] Zora
    I'm more amazed at the fact that
    you're somehow not worn out
[04:27] Zora
    from digging a hole in so little time.
[04:29] Zora
    You hyper, muscle-bound monster runt.
[04:31] Asta
    Well, I train, so...
[04:33] Zora
    Now, then... No matter how
    gross he is, he's got skills.
[04:38] Zora
    There's no telling what he'll do, so I'm gonna
    set a magic circle near the entrance.
[04:44] Asta
    So that's how you were setting them!
    That's so cool!
[04:48] Zora
    Now if anyone tries to save this bastard,
     they're gonna go kaboom.
[04:53] Zora
    And, just in case, we should bury him alive.
[04:57] Asta
    Hey!
[04:58] Asta
    That's going way too far!
[05:00] Asta
    My sword's in there, too!
[05:02] Magna
    That noise... It's coming from over there!
[05:05] Asta
    That voice...
[05:06] Magna
    Flame Reinforcement Magic: Risky Stolen Base!
[05:09] Magna
    Come on, come on, come on!
[05:11] Magna
    I found the crystal, damn it!
[05:13] Asta
    Magna, you're so fast!
[05:18] Magna
    I'm not getting close enough
    to let you fight, Asta.
[05:21] Magna
    At this distance, I'm guaranteed to win!
[05:25] Magna
    I'm gonna get some payback for your baptism!
[05:30] Magna
    Don't think I'm the same
    guy I was back then!
[05:34] Asta
    Bring it on, Magna!
[05:37] Magna
    Die!
[05:42] Asta
    Okay.
[05:44] Asta
    I can totally hit this!
[05:47] Asta
    It's mine, Magna!
[05:54] Asta
    Wha—
[05:57] Magna
    Ya missed, you jackass!
[05:59] Magna
    My new spell, Annihilation Massacre Fireball,
    is able to disappear!
[06:04] Magna
    Ain't no way you're gonna hit it if I
    make it disappear right in front of you!
[06:07] Asta
    That spell's insane!
[06:10] Asta
    You're amazing, Magna!
[06:13] Julius
    That's so interesting!
[06:15] Julius
    He's far more talented than he looks.
[06:18] Charmy
    He's amazing at barbecues, too.
[06:23] Asta
    Even if I try to get closer to him,
[06:25] Asta
    he's just gonna use that
    super-speedy spell to run away,
[06:27] Asta
    and that'll leave the crystal wide open!
[06:30] Asta
    I'm gonna have to go black in order
    to get close to him instantly.
[06:34] Asta
    But I still need more time.
[06:36] Asta
    Oh, crap! Mimosa! Come back!
[06:41] Zora
    Hey, you little shit.
[06:42] Zora
    Hang on for another ten... no, five minutes.
[06:46] Asta
    Yeah! You got it!
[06:54] (Flashback) Guy
    Hold it, you stupid brat!
[06:57] (Flashback) Kirsch
    Did you see that, Mimosa?
[06:58] (Flashback) Kirsch
    Even the tiny ones are criminals.
[07:03] (Flashback) Kirsch
    The peasants' hearts are
    as shallow as their wealth.
[07:05] (Flashback) Kirsch
    They are vile inside and out.
[07:07] (Flashback) Kirsch
    Those who are vile when they're young will
    be forever vile, even when they're older.
[07:19] Sol
    Hey, you okay? Wake up. Hey!
[07:24] Sol
    I said wake up!
[07:27] Sol
    You finally awake, narcissist?
[07:30] Kirsch
    What do you think you're
    doing to my beautiful face?
[07:34] Sol
    You were plenty ugly before I slugged you.
[07:37] Kirsch
    How dare you mock my beauty?!
[07:40] Sol
    You aren't beautiful at all.
[07:41] Kirsch
    Huh?
[07:42] Sol
    The truly beautiful are people like my sis.
SIGN    Four Years Ago
SIGN    The Greatest City in the Common Realm
    Hecairo
[08:01] (Flashback) Dad
    We're counting on you to look
    after the city while we're gone.
SIGN    Sol Marron
[08:06] Sol
    Leave it to me!
[08:07] Sol
    I'll protect this town, so you guys
    can go to work without worrying, Dad.
[08:13] (Flashback) Guy
    I see Sol's as lively as ever.
[08:17] (Flashback) Guy 2
    I'm pretty sure our town has some promising,
     brave young lads, as well.
[08:21] (Flashback) Boy
    Yeah! We're here, too.
[08:24] (Flashback) Boy 2
    We'll protect the town
    while you guys are gone.
[08:27] (Flashback) Boy 2
    You can just go help out your mom, Sol.
[08:30] (Flashback) Sol
    Huh? Who're the ones who were
    crying and running around
[08:34] (Flashback) Sol
    while some giant stray dog chased
    after them the other day?
[08:38] (Flashback) Sol
    I'm way, way stronger than all you guys!
[08:42] (Flashback) Boy 3
    Still...
[08:44] (Flashback) Boy 3
    You may be strong, but you're still a girl.
[08:48] (Flashback) Boy 3
    We guys need to protect you.
[08:51] (Flashback) Sol
    Wh-What?! I don't need your protection!
[08:55] (Flashback) Lady
    But I'm a bit worried.
[08:57] (Flashback) Lady
    They say there are some
    bandits targeting towns
[09:00] (Flashback) Lady
    that are far away from the royal capital.
[09:02] (Flashback) Lady 2
    I heard they even attacked a town
    on the outskirts to the east.
[09:05] (Flashback) Guy 3
    Don't worry.
[09:07] (Flashback) Guy 3
    Apparently, the bandits are almost
    completely gone because of the Magic Knights.
[09:12] (Flashback) Dad
    Contact the Magic Knights
    if anything happens.
[09:16] (Flashback) Dad
    They should get here immediately.
[09:32] (Flashback) Bandit 1
    Take everything that looks
    like it's worth something!
[09:34] (Flashback) Bandit 1
    Take any women that look like
    they'll sell for a high price!
[09:37] (Flashback) Bandit 2
    Hurry it up! We need to get the hell outta
    here before the Magic Knights show up!
[09:41] (Flashback) Sol
    Everyone, run to the church!
[09:43] (Flashback) Lady
    What are you talking about?
    You're coming, too!
[09:47] (Flashback) Sol
    I'll be fine! Just go!
[09:50] (Flashback) Sol
    Those cowards...
[09:56] (Flashback) Bandit
    Hey there, little girl.
    It's dangerous over here.
[09:59] (Flashback) Bandit
    Well, aren't you a pretty little thing?
    I'm sure you're going to get even prettier.
[10:05] (Flashback) Bandit
    Let's take her. Come on, now.
[10:08] (Flashback) Bandit
    If you don't resist, we'll be nice.
[10:11] (Flashback) Sol
    Get out of my town!
[10:15] (Flashback) Bandit
    Well, she's a rowdy little one.
[10:17] (Flashback) Bandit
    Then I guess we'll just
    have to use some force.
[10:30] (Flashback) Bandit
    Looks like we had a little mouse hiding.
[10:33] (Flashback) Bandit
    What's the matter? Not gonna run away, kid?
[10:36] (Flashback) Bandit
    You wanna save her? Or are
    you too scared to even move?
[10:41] (Flashback) Bandit
    Well, if you want to save her, come on over.
[10:43] (Flashback) Bandit
    I mean, I'm just going to kill you, but...
[10:48] (Flashback) Boy 3
    We guys need to protect you.
[10:51] (Flashback) Boy 3
    I-I'm sorry!
[10:53] (Flashback) Bandit
    Aw, he ran away.
[10:55] (Flashback) Bandit
    Too bad, little girlie.
[10:58] (Flashback) Bandit
    Forget about that worthless kid.
[11:01] (Flashback) Bandit
    I'll teach you everything you need
    to know about being an adult.
[11:10] Kirsch
    Captain Charlotte went to protect
    such a poor little town?
[11:16] Sol
    The Wizard King said it, too! We need
    to get over our differences and fight!
[11:22] Sol
    That's right. Sis gave me the
     hope I needed to keep living.
[11:30] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Can you stand?
[11:36] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Were you scared?
[11:40] (Flashback) Sol
    I wasn't scared.
[11:45] (Flashback) Sol
    I had every intention of
    fighting and winning.
[11:50] (Flashback) Sol
    I wanted to protect everyone...
    to protect this town.
[11:56] Sol
    It's just...
[11:58] Sol
    I didn't stand a chance.
[12:00] Sol
    I'm so angry... at how weak I am.
[12:05] Sol
    I can't believe I trusted my friends.
[12:09] Sol
    I'm so pathetic.
[12:14] (Flashback) Sol
    How can I be strong like you?
[12:18] (Flashback) Sol
    How...
[12:24] (Flashback) Sol
    can I be beautiful like you?
[12:29] (Flashback) Charlotte
    You are already beautiful enough.
[12:34] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Now you just need to train
    your body and your magic.
[12:37] (Flashback) Charlotte
    You can become stronger.
[12:39] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I'm sure of it.
[12:42] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Become stronger, and join the Magic Knights.
[12:45] (Flashback) Sol
    The Magic Knights? Me?
[12:50] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I'll be waiting for you
    with the Blue Rose Knights.
[13:04] (Flashback) Boy 3
    Thank goodness you're safe.
[13:07] (Flashback) Sol
    You—
[13:09] (Flashback) Boy 3
    I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...
[13:17] (Flashback) Sol
    What are you apologizing for?
[13:19] (Flashback) Sol
    I wasn't counting on you guys to begin with!
[13:23] (Flashback) Sol
    I guess you guys saw my pathetic side, too.
[13:26] (Flashback) Sol
    I was gonna take care of them with a single
    blow, but I totally let my guard down.
[13:33] (Flashback) Sol
    Next time, I'll definitely
    protect you guys and this town,
[13:37] (Flashback) Sol
    so don't you worry!
[13:38] (Flashback) Boy 3
    Sol...
[13:40] (Flashback) Sol
    I've made up my mind.
[13:41] (Flashback) Sol
    I'm gonna get even stronger
    and join the Magic Knights!
[13:45] (Flashback) Sol
    And...
[13:53] (Flashback) Sol
    I didn't get her name.
[13:56] (Flashback) Sol
    Oh, well.
[13:58] Sol
    Please wait for me... Sis!
[14:04] Sol
    Don't you have a reason to fight
    beyond your own selfishness?
[14:14] Asta
    I missed again!
[14:16] Asta
    It's too fast for me to pick up its ki, and
    they're small enough that I keep missing!
[14:21] Magna
    I don't have anything like
    Asta's anti-magic sword
[14:25] Magna
    or a crap ton of magic power to
    let loose like some noble or royal.
[14:32] Magna
    That's exactly why I came up with
    this surefire technical spell!
[14:36] Magna
    They might be small, but this
    is how I'm gonna fight, dumbass!
[14:45] Magna
    What the?!
[14:47] Asta
    Yes! I finally hit one!
[14:49] Asta
    Bring it on, Magna!
[14:52] Magna
    You got it, you little shit! Die!
[14:56] Magna
    Asta's not half bad after all,
    that damn punk!
[14:59] Magna
    You're hardly letting
    any of them through now!
[15:02] Asta
    He's still getting one out
    of every five through.
[15:05] Asta
    At this rate, the crystal's
    not gonna hold up.
[15:08] Asta
    You're so awesome, Magna!
[15:10] Finral
    Magna and Asta are relentless.
    They're not letting up!
[15:14] Vanessa
    Neither one of them knows
    how to hold back. I love it!
[15:18] Luck
    They look like they're having so much fun!
[15:20] Luck
    Man, I'm so jealous! I wanna play, too!
[15:25] Magna
    Asta, you really are incredible, you bastard!
[15:30] Magna
    Thanks for... Thanks for making me and
    the others stronger, you piece of shit!
[15:37] Magna
    But Asta, the ones who'll be fighting in
    the finals aren't you and that Yuno kid.
[15:43] Magna
    It'll be me and Luck!
[15:46] Kirsch
    What do you think you're doing without me?
[15:49] Asta
    What the?! He's back!
[15:51] Zora
    And it's ready.
[15:54] Kirsch
    Wounding my beautiful face
    is punishable by death!
[15:58] Asta
    Crap! I'm not gonna be able
    to take both of them on!
[16:02] Asta
    Our crystal's gonna crack any second now!
[16:05] Asta
    What should I do?
[16:06] Zora
    Attack the cherry blossom
    guy, you little shit!
[16:15] Zora
    I don't know where your
    spells are gonna pop up...
[16:20] Zora
    So I put up a magic circle
    on the crystal itself.
[16:24] Magna
    My original spell is gonna knock your
    phony imitation spell right back at ya!
[16:32] Magna
    It can even mimic the effects?!
[16:37] Magna
    My spell... is wicked awesome.
[16:42] Kirsch
    Erasing magic, the beauty
    of this world itself...
[16:46] Kirsch
    Anti-magic. What a vile and atrocious power!
[16:50] Kirsch
    I will not underestimate you again!
[16:53] Kirsch
    Peasant brat, I will blow both you
    and the crystal away from up here!
[16:58] Asta
    Crap! If he goes up any higher,
    I won't be able to block
[17:02] Asta
    all the cherry blossoms,
    even if I throw my sword up!
[17:04] Asta
    He's gonna break the crystal!
[17:07] Kirsch
    I don't care if it's a disgrace!
    This is my full power!
[17:12] Kirsch
    Wha—
[17:13] Kirsch
    This is trap magic!
[17:17] Zora
    You shouldn't let your magic
    detection slide like that.
[17:21] Zora
    I can set my trap spells mid-air, too.
[17:26] Kirsch
    I'll take care of this in an instant!
[17:28] Asta
    And that instant's all I need!
[17:36] Zora
    Yikes... Twice in one match.
[17:40] Zora
    You can't call that anything but humiliating.
[17:45] Sol
    I'll make sure your sacrifice
    won't be in vain!
[17:49] Asta
    Wha—
[17:50] Asta
    Crap! The crystal!
[17:56] Sol
    Hey, what gives?! Move already!
[18:03] Mimosa
    I made it... in time.
[18:06] Asta
    Great job, Mimosa!
[18:08] Sol
    Hey! Come on, listen to me!
[18:14] Sol
    Hey, you idiot! Stop!
[18:19] Asta
    It's mine!
[18:24] Guy
    The crystal has been destroyed.
[18:27] Guy
    B Team wins!
[18:30] Luck
    That was so much fun!
[18:32] Luck
    Both Magna and Asta were awesome!
[18:34] Vanessa
    You both did great!
[18:36] Vanessa
    We need to celebrate when we all get back.
SIGN    You're not afraid to go all-out 
    because you're true friends.
SIGN    All of you are true friends.
[18:46] Asta
    We did it, Cool Masked Dude!
[18:49] Asta
    See? I knew you could
    handle teamwork, ya jerk!
[18:53] Asta
    Hey, come on! Hey, what the hell?
[18:56] Asta
    How long are you gonna leave me hangin'?
[18:56] Zora
    So it ended up just like he wanted.
[18:58] Asta
    Hey, come on! High five me!
[19:00] Asta
    Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[19:01] Zora
    This would've ended much quicker
    if you hadn't busted all my traps.
[19:02] Asta
    Come on, man!
[19:05] Asta
    What?! High five me, damn it!
[19:09] ---
    Come on! Don't leave me hangin'!
[19:10] Zora
    All right. Listen up, losers.
[19:15] Zora
    Hey, giant girl in blue.
[19:17] Zora
    You're too sloppy, dumbass.
[19:20] Zora
    If you'd been more sensitive to subtleties
    in magic, you might not have lost.
[19:26] Zora
    The explosive delinquent over there latches
    on too hard when he gets all fired up.
[19:30] Zora
    I don't know if it's peasant grit or what,
[19:33] Zora
    but you need to know when
    to pull back, you moron.
[19:36] Zora
    And Mr. Royal Narcissist over here...
[19:39] Zora
    You're too damn proud all the time.
[19:42] Zora
    You fell apart as soon as something
    you'd denied struck back.
[19:47] Zora
    You're the ugliest one here.
[19:51] Asta
    Come on, that's going too far,
    you jerk! Be a little nicer!
[19:56] Mimosa
    Brother...
[19:58] Kirsch
    Mimosa...
[19:59] Mimosa
    It's true that sometimes poverty
    makes peasants hard-hearted.
[20:11] Mimosa
    But their true beauty is something
    that can't be taken away.
[20:20] Kirsch
    Don't look at me, Mimosa.
[20:23] Kirsch
    Dun look at dis unsighdly brudder of yours...
[20:28] Mimosa
    That was indeed a very unsightly loss.
[20:32] Mimosa
    But you acknowledged a peasant's strength
    and kept fighting, even as you got dirty.
[20:38] Mimosa
    So right now, you're more beautiful
    than I've ever seen you before.
[20:43] Kirsch
    I didn't want to admit it, but...
[20:45] Kirsch
    That was...
[20:48] Kirsch
    beautiful.
[20:53] King
    A royal losing to a peasant?
    How unbelievably pathetic!
[20:57] Guy
    Next, please prepare for the
    second round of stage two!
[21:03] Finral
    I'm up next!
[21:05] Finral
    I'm not gonna lose either,
[21:07] Finral
    Langris!
SIGN    Petit Clover
[22:41] All
    Petit Clover!
SIGN    Choosing a Lover for Sis
[22:46] Sol
    Choosing a Lover for Sis.
[22:49] Sol
    What? Who would I pick as a lover
    for Sis out of these guys?
[22:54] Sol
    This guy's way shorter than Sis,
     so that's not happening.
[22:58] Sol
    Delinquents are lame.
[23:00] Sol
    There's no way I'm gonna let a
    gaudy guy like that near Sis.
[23:04] Sol
    Narcissists are gross.
[23:06] Sol
    Guys who don't talk much are boring.
[23:08] Sol
    Weak guys are a definite no.
[23:11] Sol
    The Wizard King is one of the few I could
    almost accept, but he loves everyone.
[23:17] Sol
    I need someone who will only
    love Sis and Sis alone.
[23:20] Sol
    So that means I need a guy
    who's taller than Sis,
[23:23] Sol
    not a delinquent, not gaudy or a narcissist,
[23:26] Sol
    who can have fun conversations with Sis,
[23:28] Sol
    is strong, and will probably
    love Sis and Sis alone...
[23:31] Sol
    That means...
[23:34] Sol
    There's no one other than me, Sis!
[23:39] Vanessa
    Finral's next opponent is his
    own younger brother, Langris.
[23:43] Vanessa
    Be confident in yourself, and fight!
[23:45] vanessa
    Black Clover, Page 80: "Special 
    Little Brother vs. Failed Big Brother."
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[23:50] Vanessa
    Finral, you're not a loser.