# E79 - Mister Delinquent vs. Muscle Brains
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**[00:06] Nar**
* It appeared as though humanity*
* would be destroyed by the demons.*
**[00:15] Nar**
*But a single mage saved them all.*
**[00:26] Nar**
* He was called the Wizard King,*
* and he became a legend.*
***SIGN*** Xerx
***SIGN*** Mimosa
***SIGN*** Asta
***SIGN*** Kirsch
***SIGN*** Sol
***SIGN*** Magna
**[00:35] Nar**
* It's the first round of stage two of*
* the Royal Knights Selection Exam.*
**[00:39] Nar**
*B Team was overwhelmed*
**[00:40] Nar**
* by Kirsch's extraordinary magical*
* powers as a royal, but...*
**[00:44] Asta**
Black Hurricane!
**[00:46] Nar**
* Asta used his black powers and*
* instantly nullified Kirsch's magic.*
**[00:51] Nar**
* At the same time, he nullified all the*
* traps set by the mysterious mage,*
**[00:55] Nar**
* setting the state of the match*
* back to where it began.*
**[00:56] Asta**
I want to work with all the powerful guys
here and beat some other powerful people!
**[01:01] Zora**
I can't think of any way
around it, so I'll use you.
**[01:04] Nar**
* The two worked together for the first time*
* and were able to lure Kirsch into a trap*
**[01:08] Nar**
* that was very appropriate for B Team,*
* managing to strike him down.*
**[01:13] Asta**
Now we finally feel like a team.
***SIGN*** Mister Delinquent vs. Muscle Brains
**[02:52] Mimosa**
* According to the signal from*
* the Magic Flower Guidepost,*
**[02:55] Mimosa**
*the enemy's crystal is inside Sol's golem.*
**[03:02] Mimosa**
* If I mix the seeds of my magic-controlling*
* weeds into an attack spell and plant them,*
**[03:07] Mimosa**
* I'll be able to control Sol's golem for a*
* little while, since its attribute is earth.*
**[03:12] Mimosa**
*It'll take a while for the seeds to take root,*
**[03:16] Mimosa**
* and I'll have to fight and plant*
* the seeds without being noticed.*
**[03:19] Mimosa**
*I wonder if I can manage all of that.*
**[03:23] Mimosa**
Plant Magic: Magic Cannon Flower!
**[03:28] Sol**
Not bad! But...
**[03:30] Sol**
Earth Magic: Clod Seal!
**[03:37] Sol**
Hurting women isn't my style,
so just take a little break there.
**[03:42] Mimosa**
Asta! Xerx!
**[03:43] Sol**
Let's see what Funglasquent can do.
**[03:48] Zora**
Looks like you got a bit overconfident
with your awesome magical powers,
**[03:52] Zora**
you damn royal.
**[03:54] Zora**
You actually fell for this primitive trap.
**[03:57] Zora**
You're seriously a vice captain?
**[04:00] Zora**
You should quit, you moron.
**[04:02] Zora**
How disgusting can you be,
you damn narcissistic dumbass?
**[04:06] Zora**
Not so beautiful now, are ya?
**[04:08] Asta**
Come on! The dude's out cold!
Cut him some slack already!
**[04:11] Asta**
I'm amazed you thought of
making an actual pitfall.
**[04:16] Asta**
Talk about sneaky!
**[04:19] Asta**
I never thought I'd use my sword as a shovel.
**[04:25] Zora**
I'm more amazed at the fact that
you're somehow not worn out
**[04:27] Zora**
from digging a hole in so little time.
**[04:29] Zora**
You hyper, muscle-bound monster runt.
**[04:31] Asta**
Well, I train, so...
**[04:33] Zora**
Now, then... No matter how
gross he is, he's got skills.
**[04:38] Zora**
There's no telling what he'll do, so I'm gonna
set a magic circle near the entrance.
**[04:44] Asta**
So that's how you were setting them!
That's so cool!
**[04:48] Zora**
Now if anyone tries to save this bastard,
they're gonna go kaboom.
**[04:53] Zora**
And, just in case, we should bury him alive.
**[04:57] Asta**
Hey!
**[04:58] Asta**
That's going way too far!
**[05:00] Asta**
My sword's in there, too!
**[05:02] Magna**
That noise... It's coming from over there!
**[05:05] Asta**
That voice...
**[05:06] Magna**
Flame Reinforcement Magic: Risky Stolen Base!
**[05:09] Magna**
Come on, come on, come on!
**[05:11] Magna**
I found the crystal, damn it!
**[05:13] Asta**
Magna, you're so fast!
**[05:18] Magna**
I'm not getting close enough
to let you fight, Asta.
**[05:21] Magna**
At this distance, I'm guaranteed to win!
**[05:25] Magna**
I'm gonna get some payback for your baptism!
**[05:30] Magna**
Don't think I'm the same
guy I was back then!
**[05:34] Asta**
Bring it on, Magna!
**[05:37] Magna**
Die!
**[05:42] Asta**
Okay.
**[05:44] Asta**
*I can totally hit this!*
**[05:47] Asta**
*It's mine, Magna!*
**[05:54] Asta**
Wha—
**[05:57] Magna**
Ya missed, you jackass!
**[05:59] Magna**
My new spell, Annihilation Massacre Fireball,
is able to disappear!
**[06:04] Magna**
Ain't no way you're gonna hit it if I
make it disappear right in front of you!
**[06:07] Asta**
*That spell's insane!*
**[06:10] Asta**
*You're amazing, Magna!*
**[06:13] Julius**
That's so interesting!
**[06:15] Julius**
He's far more talented than he looks.
**[06:18] Charmy**
He's amazing at barbecues, too.
**[06:23] Asta**
*Even if I try to get closer to him,*
**[06:25] Asta**
* he's just gonna use that*
* super-speedy spell to run away,*
**[06:27] Asta**
*and that'll leave the crystal wide open!*
**[06:30] Asta**
* I'm gonna have to go black in order*
* to get close to him instantly.*
**[06:34] Asta**
*But I still need more time.*
**[06:36] Asta**
Oh, crap! Mimosa! Come back!
**[06:41] Zora**
Hey, you little shit.
**[06:42] Zora**
Hang on for another ten... no, five minutes.
**[06:46] Asta**
Yeah! You got it!
**[06:54] (Flashback) Guy**
Hold it, you stupid brat!
**[06:57] (Flashback) Kirsch**
Did you see that, Mimosa?
**[06:58] (Flashback) Kirsch**
Even the tiny ones are criminals.
**[07:03] (Flashback) Kirsch**
The peasants' hearts are
as shallow as their wealth.
**[07:05] (Flashback) Kirsch**
They are vile inside and out.
**[07:07] (Flashback) Kirsch**
Those who are vile when they're young will
be forever vile, even when they're older.
**[07:19] Sol**
Hey, you okay? Wake up. Hey!
**[07:24] Sol**
I said wake up!
**[07:27] Sol**
You finally awake, narcissist?
**[07:30] Kirsch**
What do you think you're
doing to my beautiful face?
**[07:34] Sol**
You were plenty ugly before I slugged you.
**[07:37] Kirsch**
How dare you mock my beauty?!
**[07:40] Sol**
You aren't beautiful at all.
**[07:41] Kirsch**
Huh?
**[07:42] Sol**
The truly beautiful are people like my sis.
***SIGN*** Four Years Ago
***SIGN*** The Greatest City in the Common Realm
Hecairo
**[08:01] (Flashback) Dad**
We're counting on you to look
after the city while we're gone.
***SIGN*** Sol Marron
**[08:06] Sol**
Leave it to me!
**[08:07] Sol**
I'll protect this town, so you guys
can go to work without worrying, Dad.
**[08:13] (Flashback) Guy**
I see Sol's as lively as ever.
**[08:17] (Flashback) Guy 2**
I'm pretty sure our town has some promising,
brave young lads, as well.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Boy**
Yeah! We're here, too.
**[08:24] (Flashback) Boy 2**
We'll protect the town
while you guys are gone.
**[08:27] (Flashback) Boy 2**
You can just go help out your mom, Sol.
**[08:30] (Flashback) Sol**
Huh? Who're the ones who were
crying and running around
**[08:34] (Flashback) Sol**
while some giant stray dog chased
after them the other day?
**[08:38] (Flashback) Sol**
I'm way, way stronger than all you guys!
**[08:42] (Flashback) Boy 3**
Still...
**[08:44] (Flashback) Boy 3**
You may be strong, but you're still a girl.
**[08:48] (Flashback) Boy 3**
We guys need to protect you.
**[08:51] (Flashback) Sol**
Wh-What?! I don't need your protection!
**[08:55] (Flashback) Lady**
But I'm a bit worried.
**[08:57] (Flashback) Lady**
They say there are some
bandits targeting towns
**[09:00] (Flashback) Lady**
that are far away from the royal capital.
**[09:02] (Flashback) Lady 2**
I heard they even attacked a town
on the outskirts to the east.
**[09:05] (Flashback) Guy 3**
Don't worry.
**[09:07] (Flashback) Guy 3**
Apparently, the bandits are almost
completely gone because of the Magic Knights.
**[09:12] (Flashback) Dad**
Contact the Magic Knights
if anything happens.
**[09:16] (Flashback) Dad**
They should get here immediately.
**[09:32] (Flashback) Bandit 1**
Take everything that looks
like it's worth something!
**[09:34] (Flashback) Bandit 1**
Take any women that look like
they'll sell for a high price!
**[09:37] (Flashback) Bandit 2**
Hurry it up! We need to get the hell outta
here before the Magic Knights show up!
**[09:41] (Flashback) Sol**
Everyone, run to the church!
**[09:43] (Flashback) Lady**
What are you talking about?
You're coming, too!
**[09:47] (Flashback) Sol**
I'll be fine! Just go!
**[09:50] (Flashback) Sol**
Those cowards...
**[09:56] (Flashback) Bandit**
Hey there, little girl.
It's dangerous over here.
**[09:59] (Flashback) Bandit**
Well, aren't you a pretty little thing?
I'm sure you're going to get even prettier.
**[10:05] (Flashback) Bandit**
Let's take her. Come on, now.
**[10:08] (Flashback) Bandit**
If you don't resist, we'll be nice.
**[10:11] (Flashback) Sol**
Get out of my town!
**[10:15] (Flashback) Bandit**
Well, she's a rowdy little one.
**[10:17] (Flashback) Bandit**
Then I guess we'll just
have to use some force.
**[10:30] (Flashback) Bandit**
Looks like we had a little mouse hiding.
**[10:33] (Flashback) Bandit**
What's the matter? Not gonna run away, kid?
**[10:36] (Flashback) Bandit**
You wanna save her? Or are
you too scared to even move?
**[10:41] (Flashback) Bandit**
Well, if you want to save her, come on over.
**[10:43] (Flashback) Bandit**
I mean, I'm just going to kill you, but...
**[10:48] (Flashback) Boy 3**
We guys need to protect you.
**[10:51] (Flashback) Boy 3**
I-I'm sorry!
**[10:53] (Flashback) Bandit**
Aw, he ran away.
**[10:55] (Flashback) Bandit**
Too bad, little girlie.
**[10:58] (Flashback) Bandit**
Forget about that worthless kid.
**[11:01] (Flashback) Bandit**
I'll teach you everything you need
to know about being an adult.
**[11:10] Kirsch**
Captain Charlotte went to protect
such a poor little town?
**[11:16] Sol**
The Wizard King said it, too! We need
to get over our differences and fight!
**[11:22] Sol**
That's right. Sis gave me the
hope I needed to keep living.
**[11:30] (Flashback) Charlotte**
Can you stand?
**[11:36] (Flashback) Charlotte**
Were you scared?
**[11:40] (Flashback) Sol**
I wasn't scared.
**[11:45] (Flashback) Sol**
I had every intention of
fighting and winning.
**[11:50] (Flashback) Sol**
I wanted to protect everyone...
to protect this town.
**[11:56] Sol**
*It's just...*
**[11:58] Sol**
*I didn't stand a chance.*
**[12:00] Sol**
*I'm so angry... at how weak I am.*
**[12:05] Sol**
*I can't believe I trusted my friends.*
**[12:09] Sol**
*I'm so pathetic.*
**[12:14] (Flashback) Sol**
How can I be strong like you?
**[12:18] (Flashback) Sol**
How...
**[12:24] (Flashback) Sol**
can I be beautiful like you?
**[12:29] (Flashback) Charlotte**
You are already beautiful enough.
**[12:34] (Flashback) Charlotte**
Now you just need to train
your body and your magic.
**[12:37] (Flashback) Charlotte**
You can become stronger.
**[12:39] (Flashback) Charlotte**
I'm sure of it.
**[12:42] (Flashback) Charlotte**
Become stronger, and join the Magic Knights.
**[12:45] (Flashback) Sol**
The Magic Knights? Me?
**[12:50] (Flashback) Charlotte**
I'll be waiting for you
with the Blue Rose Knights.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Boy 3**
Thank goodness you're safe.
**[13:07] (Flashback) Sol**
You—
**[13:09] (Flashback) Boy 3**
I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...
**[13:17] (Flashback) Sol**
What are you apologizing for?
**[13:19] (Flashback) Sol**
I wasn't counting on you guys to begin with!
**[13:23] (Flashback) Sol**
I guess you guys saw my pathetic side, too.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Sol**
I was gonna take care of them with a single
blow, but I totally let my guard down.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Sol**
Next time, I'll definitely
protect you guys and this town,
**[13:37] (Flashback) Sol**
so don't you worry!
**[13:38] (Flashback) Boy 3**
Sol...
**[13:40] (Flashback) Sol**
I've made up my mind.
**[13:41] (Flashback) Sol**
I'm gonna get even stronger
and join the Magic Knights!
**[13:45] (Flashback) Sol**
And...
**[13:53] (Flashback) Sol**
I didn't get her name.
**[13:56] (Flashback) Sol**
Oh, well.
**[13:58] Sol**
*Please wait for me... Sis!*
**[14:04] Sol**
Don't you have a reason to fight
beyond your own selfishness?
**[14:14] Asta**
*I missed again!*
**[14:16] Asta**
* It's too fast for me to pick up its ki, and*
* they're small enough that I keep missing!*
**[14:21] Magna**
* I don't have anything like*
* Asta's anti-magic sword*
**[14:25] Magna**
* or a crap ton of magic power to*
* let loose like some noble or royal.*
**[14:32] Magna**
* That's exactly why I came up with*
* this surefire technical spell!*
**[14:36] Magna**
* They might be small, but this*
* is how I'm gonna fight, dumbass!*
**[14:45] Magna**
What the?!
**[14:47] Asta**
Yes! I finally hit one!
**[14:49] Asta**
Bring it on, Magna!
**[14:52] Magna**
You got it, you little shit! Die!
**[14:56] Magna**
* Asta's not half bad after all,*
* that damn punk!*
**[14:59] Magna**
* You're hardly letting*
* any of them through now!*
**[15:02] Asta**
* He's still getting one out*
* of every five through.*
**[15:05] Asta**
* At this rate, the crystal's*
* not gonna hold up.*
**[15:08] Asta**
*You're so awesome, Magna!*
**[15:10] Finral**
Magna and Asta are relentless.
They're not letting up!
**[15:14] Vanessa**
Neither one of them knows
how to hold back. I love it!
**[15:18] Luck**
They look like they're having so much fun!
**[15:20] Luck**
Man, I'm so jealous! I wanna play, too!
**[15:25] Magna**
*Asta, you really are incredible, you bastard!*
**[15:30] Magna**
* Thanks for... Thanks for making me and*
* the others stronger, you piece of shit!*
**[15:37] Magna**
* But Asta, the ones who'll be fighting in*
* the finals aren't you and that Yuno kid.*
**[15:43] Magna**
It'll be me and Luck!
**[15:46] Kirsch**
What do you think you're doing without me?
**[15:49] Asta**
What the?! He's back!
**[15:51] Zora**
And it's ready.
**[15:54] Kirsch**
Wounding my beautiful face
is punishable by death!
**[15:58] Asta**
* Crap! I'm not gonna be able*
* to take both of them on!*
**[16:02] Asta**
*Our crystal's gonna crack any second now!*
**[16:05] Asta**
*What should I do?*
**[16:06] Zora**
Attack the cherry blossom
guy, you little shit!
**[16:15] Zora**
* I don't know where your*
* spells are gonna pop up...*
**[16:20] Zora**
* So I put up a magic circle*
* on the crystal itself.*
**[16:24] Magna**
My original spell is gonna knock your
phony imitation spell right back at ya!
**[16:32] Magna**
It can even mimic the effects?!
**[16:37] Magna**
My spell... is wicked awesome.
**[16:42] Kirsch**
Erasing magic, the beauty
of this world itself...
**[16:46] Kirsch**
Anti-magic. What a vile and atrocious power!
**[16:50] Kirsch**
I will not underestimate you again!
**[16:53] Kirsch**
Peasant brat, I will blow both you
and the crystal away from up here!
**[16:58] Asta**
* Crap! If he goes up any higher,*
* I won't be able to block*
**[17:02] Asta**
* all the cherry blossoms,*
* even if I throw my sword up!*
**[17:04] Asta**
*He's gonna break the crystal!*
**[17:07] Kirsch**
I don't care if it's a disgrace!
This is my full power!
**[17:12] Kirsch**
Wha—
**[17:13] Kirsch**
*This is trap magic!*
**[17:17] Zora**
You shouldn't let your magic
detection slide like that.
**[17:21] Zora**
I can set my trap spells mid-air, too.
**[17:26] Kirsch**
I'll take care of this in an instant!
**[17:28] Asta**
And that instant's all I need!
**[17:36] Zora**
Yikes... Twice in one match.
**[17:40] Zora**
You can't call that anything but humiliating.
**[17:45] Sol**
I'll make sure your sacrifice
won't be in vain!
**[17:49] Asta**
Wha—
**[17:50] Asta**
Crap! The crystal!
**[17:56] Sol**
Hey, what gives?! Move already!
**[18:03] Mimosa**
I made it... in time.
**[18:06] Asta**
Great job, Mimosa!
**[18:08] Sol**
Hey! Come on, listen to me!
**[18:14] Sol**
Hey, you idiot! Stop!
**[18:19] Asta**
It's mine!
**[18:24] Guy**
The crystal has been destroyed.
**[18:27] Guy**
B Team wins!
**[18:30] Luck**
That was so much fun!
**[18:32] Luck**
Both Magna and Asta were awesome!
**[18:34] Vanessa**
You both did great!
**[18:36] Vanessa**
We need to celebrate when we all get back.
***SIGN*** You're not afraid to go all-out
because you're true friends.
***SIGN*** All of you are true friends.
**[18:46] Asta**
We did it, Cool Masked Dude!
**[18:49] Asta**
See? I knew you could
handle teamwork, ya jerk!
**[18:53] Asta**
Hey, come on! Hey, what the hell?
**[18:56] Asta**
How long are you gonna leave me hangin'?
**[18:56] Zora**
*So it ended up just like he wanted.*
**[18:58] Asta**
Hey, come on! High five me!
**[19:00] Asta**
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
**[19:01] Zora**
This would've ended much quicker
if you hadn't busted all my traps.
**[19:02] Asta**
Come on, man!
**[19:05] Asta**
What?! High five me, damn it!
**[19:09] ---**
Come on! Don't leave me hangin'!
**[19:10] Zora**
All right. Listen up, losers.
**[19:15] Zora**
Hey, giant girl in blue.
**[19:17] Zora**
You're too sloppy, dumbass.
**[19:20] Zora**
If you'd been more sensitive to subtleties
in magic, you might not have lost.
**[19:26] Zora**
The explosive delinquent over there latches
on too hard when he gets all fired up.
**[19:30] Zora**
I don't know if it's peasant grit or what,
**[19:33] Zora**
but you need to know when
to pull back, you moron.
**[19:36] Zora**
And Mr. Royal Narcissist over here...
**[19:39] Zora**
You're too damn proud all the time.
**[19:42] Zora**
You fell apart as soon as something
you'd denied struck back.
**[19:47] Zora**
You're the ugliest one here.
**[19:51] Asta**
Come on, that's going too far,
you jerk! Be a little nicer!
**[19:56] Mimosa**
Brother...
**[19:58] Kirsch**
Mimosa...
**[19:59] Mimosa**
It's true that sometimes poverty
makes peasants hard-hearted.
**[20:11] Mimosa**
But their true beauty is something
that can't be taken away.
**[20:20] Kirsch**
Don't look at me, Mimosa.
**[20:23] Kirsch**
Dun look at dis unsighdly brudder of yours...
**[20:28] Mimosa**
That was indeed a very unsightly loss.
**[20:32] Mimosa**
But you acknowledged a peasant's strength
and kept fighting, even as you got dirty.
**[20:38] Mimosa**
So right now, you're more beautiful
than I've ever seen you before.
**[20:43] Kirsch**
*I didn't want to admit it, but...*
**[20:45] Kirsch**
*That was...*
**[20:48] Kirsch**
*beautiful.*
**[20:53] King**
A royal losing to a peasant?
How unbelievably pathetic!
**[20:57] Guy**
Next, please prepare for the
second round of stage two!
**[21:03] Finral**
*I'm up next!*
**[21:05] Finral**
*I'm not gonna lose either,*
**[21:07] Finral**
*Langris!*
***SIGN*** Petit Clover
**[22:41] All**
Petit Clover!
***SIGN*** Choosing a Lover for Sis
**[22:46] Sol**
Choosing a Lover for Sis.
**[22:49] Sol**
What? Who would I pick as a lover
for Sis out of these guys?
**[22:54] Sol**
This guy's way shorter than Sis,
so that's not happening.
**[22:58] Sol**
Delinquents are lame.
**[23:00] Sol**
There's no way I'm gonna let a
gaudy guy like that near Sis.
**[23:04] Sol**
Narcissists are gross.
**[23:06] Sol**
Guys who don't talk much are boring.
**[23:08] Sol**
Weak guys are a definite no.
**[23:11] Sol**
The Wizard King is one of the few I could
almost accept, but he loves everyone.
**[23:17] Sol**
I need someone who will only
love Sis and Sis alone.
**[23:20] Sol**
So that means I need a guy
who's taller than Sis,
**[23:23] Sol**
not a delinquent, not gaudy or a narcissist,
**[23:26] Sol**
who can have fun conversations with Sis,
**[23:28] Sol**
is strong, and will probably
love Sis and Sis alone...
**[23:31] Sol**
That means...
**[23:34] Sol**
There's no one other than me, Sis!
**[23:39] Vanessa**
Finral's next opponent is his
own younger brother, Langris.
**[23:43] Vanessa**
Be confident in yourself, and fight!
**[23:45] vanessa**
*Black Clover*, Page 80: "Special
Little Brother vs. Failed Big Brother."
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Special Little Brother vs. Failed Big Brother
**[23:50] Vanessa**
Finral, you're not a loser.