E69 - The Briar Maiden's Melancholy Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] nar     It appeared as though humanity     would be destroyed by the demons. [00:14] Nar     But a single mage saved them all. [00:26] Nar     He was called the Wizard King,     and he became a legend. [00:34] Nar     The Wizard King gives stars     to the Magic Knights Squads [00:37] Nar     for every achievement they accomplish. [00:39] Nar     The squads compete to obtain the most stars. [00:41] Nar     The Star Festival is where the     number of stars each squad [00:45] Nar     has accumulated in that year     is announced to the public. [00:51] Nar     While the usually peaceful     Star Festival was going on, [00:53] Nar     Yami and the captain of the     Green Praying Mantises, Jack the Ripper, [00:57] Nar     decide to battle it out     over something insignificant. [01:01] Julius     Abra and cadabra. [01:07] nar     Their issues were resolved by     an unexpected turn of events, [01:10] nar     and everyone returned to the Star Festival. SIGN    The Briar Maiden's Melancholy [02:50] Guy     Wow, she's so beautiful. [02:51] Guy     She's so elegant. [02:52] Guy     Is she from some wealthy family? [02:54] Guy     Hey, go talk to her, man. [02:56] Guy     No way! How could I? [02:57] Asta     She is super pretty. I bet     Finral would love her. [03:05] Balmain     Truly exquisite. I've decided. [03:07] Balmain     You will be my companion tonight. [03:10] Guy     That's Baron Balmain from     the House of Bamilton. [03:14] Balmain     First, let us enjoy this festival together. [03:17] Balmain     Come with me. [03:23] Balmain     Ignoring me, are you? You've got some nerve! [03:27] Balmain     Just who do you think I am? I'm— [03:30] Asta     Hey! [03:35] Asta     Huh? [03:36] Charlotte     That would be my line. [03:38] Sol     We don't get to enjoy festivals     like this every day, SIGN    Blue Rose Knights Squad, 3rd Class Intermediate Magic Knight     Sol Marron [03:40] Sol     so let's doll ourselves up a bit, er... [03:44] Charlotte     Who do you think I am? [03:48] Asta     This magic... [03:50] Asta     She's the captain of the Blue Rose Knights! SIGN    Blue Rose Knights Captain     Charlotte Roselei [03:55] Sol     Whatcha doin', Sis? [03:57] Charlotte     Call me "Captain." [03:59] Sol     You got it, Sis! [04:03] Charlotte     Come with you? [04:05] Charlotte     Were you planning to use     me as some accessory? [04:09] Charlotte     And without my consent, no less.     What were you thinking? [04:13] Charlotte     The House of Bamilton? I belong     to the House of Roselei. [04:19] Charlotte     Did you think you could approach me     so casually because I'm a woman? [04:22] Charlotte     Is there a single way in     which you are superior to me? [04:32] Noelle     Honestly... where did Asta run off to now? [04:35] Kahono     Well, he did take quite a flight. [04:38] Kiato     I don't think I've ever seen so many people. [04:41] Kiato     Feel free to take my hand at     any time so you don't get lost. [04:44] Noelle     What's going on? [04:48] Charlotte     What's the matter? Use your magic     to do something about my briars. [04:53] Sol     Woohoo! You go, Sis! You're as cool as ever! [04:57] Charlotte     Call me "Captain." [04:59] Sol     You got it, Sis! [05:00] Asta     Wait, wait, wait!     You're supposed to stop her! [05:02] Asta     That guy's seriously gonna die! [05:06] Noelle     Is something wrong? Did you find Asta? [05:09] Kahono     Looks like some drunk is     dancing naked over there. [05:11] Kahono     It's nothing for royalty to see. [05:13] Noelle     H-H-Hey! [05:17] Asta     Hi there. [05:18] Sol     You're... [05:20] Sol     The little runt from the     distinguished service ceremony! [05:22] Asta     Who are you callin' a runt?! [05:24] Sol     I mean, you're definitely a little runt. [05:26] Asta     Shut up, you giant woman! [05:28] Sol     Huh? What was that, you little mouse? [05:30] Sol     You want me to stomp you? [05:31] Asta     Please don't! [05:34] Sol     More importantly, Sis! [05:38] Charlotte     Call me "Captain." [05:39] Sol     You got it, Sis! [05:41] Sol     I found this super awesome dress! [05:44] Charlotte     What I have on right now is fine. [05:46] Sol     I know you'll look great in it, Sis! [05:48] Sol     Come on. Let's go! [05:48] Charlotte     H-Hey! [05:51] Charlotte     Stop it, Sol. [05:52] Sol     Come on, don't be like that! [05:55] Sol     Woohoo! Your skin is as     lovely and pale as ever! [05:58] Sol     It's smoother than marble! [06:00] Charlotte     Hey, stop that! [06:09] Vanessa     Drinking at a festival is     on a whole 'nother level! [06:12] Charmy     Yeah! Eating at a festival makes the     food taste even more delicious, la! [06:17] Grey     S-So many people! [06:19] Grey     I'm so embarrassed! Nom... [06:20] Grey     Oh, wow. It really is delicious. [06:23] Gauche     I wanted to come with Marie. [06:26] Marie     It tastes special somehow. [06:29] Marie     Maybe it's because we're at a festival. [06:31] Marie     Oh, it must be because I'm     with you, Big Brother! [06:37] Magna     Festivals get me so pumped up!     The inner man in me is raring to get out! [06:42] Luck     I know, right? Wanna fight? [06:44] Magna     Hell no! SIGN    Festivals... SIGN    By being able to enjoy a different environment than we ordinarily experience in our lives, SIGN    our bonds become even stronger... SIGN    It's such a special day. SIGN    An unforgettable page in our book of memories... [06:56] Finral     I'm zero for five today.     I'm doing worse than usual. [07:00] Finral     Sniffity, sniffity, sniff-sniff... [07:02] Finral     I smell an extremely beautiful lady. [07:04] Finral     Pardon me! [07:07] Vanessa     What's his problem? There are plenty     of pretty girls right here. [07:10] Vanessa     Talk about rude! [07:11] Vanessa     More importantly,     what's taking the captain so long? [07:23] Sol     You look awesome, Sis! [07:25] Sol     That helmet you always wear looks     great on you, but so does this! [07:28] Finral     A goddess... I'm truly in the     presence of a goddess right now. [07:35] Asta     Wow, she's super pretty! [07:38] Charlotte     Quiet down, men. This isn't a show! [07:42] All     Huh? [07:43] Sol     The only ones allowed to get all excited     about Sis's beauty are the Blue Rose Knights! [07:48] All     What?! [07:51] Charlotte     Still, I can't let the other     captains see me like this. [07:56] Charlotte     Especially not him*... [07:58] Yami     Seems pretty rowdy over here. [08:01] Yami     Y'all enjoying the festival? SIGN    Raging Bull SIGN    Festival [08:04] Yami     Hey, kid. You still in one piece? [08:07] Asta     Hey, come on! I almost got hurt! [08:11] Yami     Huh? Like that's enough to hurt you. [08:17] Charlotte     Y-Y-Yami! [08:19] Charlotte     Why in the world did he have to show up? [08:21] Sol     You're such a goddess, Sis! [08:24] Charlotte     No... I cannot lose my*     composure in front of Sol. [08:27] Charlotte     Calm down... Calm down, me. [08:30] Charlotte     Just wait. He might not even     recognize me in this dress. [08:33] Yami     Hey, it's Her Cold and Prickly Majesty. [08:35] Charlotte     Badump! [08:39] Yami     What the hell's with the sparkly outfit?! [08:41] Charlotte     Breathe. Stay calm... Stay calm. [08:46] Charlotte     And what about you? What are those     strange clothes you're wearing? SIGN    Festival SIGN    Raging Bull [08:50] Charlotte     Especially your lower half!     What in the world is that?! [08:53] Sol     Hey! You're the dirtiest,     macho-est guy out there! [08:58] Sol     The Captain of the Black Bulls! [09:00] Yami     Huh? What's your problem? [09:02] Yami     Looks like you aren't training your     squad members properly, rose girl. [09:05] Sol     Shut up! Don't you dare come any closer     to Sis dressed in that weird outfit! [09:10] Charlotte     Sol, stop... [09:13] Vanessa     There you are, Captain! What are you doing? [09:17] Vanessa     Come drink with me! [09:20] Yami     Oh. Hey, Vanessa. [09:28] Vanessa     Who's this woman? [09:30] Vanessa     I'm not sure why... but I feel like     I can't afford to lose to her. [09:35] Asta     She's the Captain of the Blue Rose Knights. [09:37] Vanessa     Huh? [09:38] Charlotte     This woman... She's so incredibly     friendly with Yami. [09:42] Charlotte     Is she a member of the Black Bulls? [09:44] Charlotte     I'm so jealous! [09:45] Sol     Who do you think you are, glaring at Sis     like that? You're just a Black Bull! [09:50] Vanessa     I'm not glaring! [09:53] Sol     A Black Bull couldn't beat Sis     in a billion, trillion years! [10:00] Yami     A billion, trillion years, eh? Ouch. [10:03] Vanessa     I can't let the Blue Rose Knights     keep talking to us like that! [10:06] Vanessa     I can't embarrass Captain Yami any further. [10:11] Vanessa     Hey, you! [10:13] Vanessa     I challenge you! [10:17] Charlotte     Ridiculous. There's little time left before      our achievements are announced. [10:21] Charlotte     Why would anyone bother to— [10:23] Sol     Huh?! There's no way Sis would lose! [10:26] Sol     Let's do this, Sis! [10:27] Asta     You're actually doing it?! [10:40] Vanessa     What kind of battle shall it be? [10:42] Vanessa     Just so you know, I'm more powerful     now than I've ever been before! [10:48] Charlotte     You fool. [10:50] Charlotte     Do you have any idea who you're talking to? [10:53] Charlotte     I'm the Captain of the Blue Rose Knights. [10:56] Asta     Th-This is turning into a huge mess! [10:59] Asta     What are we gonna do, Captain? [11:01] Yami     Hell if I know. [11:01] Finral     Now, now, now, now, my lovely ladies... [11:04] Finral     We're at a festival, so why     don't we all just get along? [11:07] Charlotte     You're a man. Stay out of this! [11:09] ---     Huh? [11:09] Vanessa     You only know how to flirt     with girls. Shut up. [11:12] Finral     So mean. [11:13] Finral     Then how about this? [11:16] Finral     It's perfect for a festival night!     A battle befitting two gorgeous ladies! [11:19] Finral     A cosplay contest! [11:24] Charlotte     You can't be serious. [11:25] Vanessa     What? Scared of losing? [11:28] Sol     Of course not! There's nothing in this     world that Sis can't look good in! [11:40] Mimosa     Things seem rather lively over there. [11:43] Klaus     Well, we are at a festival. [11:45] Klaus     There doesn't seem to be any trouble,      so I'm sure it's fine. [11:48] Klaus     Let us head to where they will announce     the achievements. We mustn't be late. [11:51] Yuno     Right. [11:53] Mimosa     The announcement of our achievements...      I'm so nervous. [11:56] Klaus     There's nothing to be nervous about. [11:58] Klaus     We will undoubtedly come out on top. [12:00] Mimosa     Right. But I think the Black Bulls     worked rather hard, too. [12:06] Klaus     Indeed, they might have.     Actually, I know they have. [12:11] Klaus     We must especially keep an eye     on all of Asta's achievements. [12:15] Klaus     B-But he's still just a Black Bull! [12:19] Klaus     They're full of problems,     regardless of their achievements! [12:21] Klaus     They are no match for us, the Golden Dawn! [12:24] Klaus     Right, Yuno? [12:26] Yuno     The Black Bulls are the lowest     of the low. Them, beat us? [12:30] Yuno     You can't be serious. [12:33] Finral     First up, we have the Captain of the     Blue Rose Knights, Charlotte Roselei! [12:38] Finral     The cosplay she chose is... [12:41] Finral     A sexy little witchie! [12:43] Finral     Talk about super rare! Yee-haw! [12:46] Sol     We chose the same outfit as that one witch     just to show how much better Sis is! [12:51] Sol     The difference is super clear!     Sexy little witchie Sis is awesome! [12:56] Charlotte     Of course. There's no way     I'd lose to that woman. [13:00] Charlotte     Also, call me "Captain." SIGN    Raging Bull [13:04] Charlotte     I-I'm so embarrassed! [13:07] Charlotte     Why must I wear something like this?! [13:09] Charlotte     Don't look! Don't look at me, Yami! [13:12] Charlotte     Actually, maybe there's a part     of me that wants you to look. [13:15] Charlotte     Maybe he'd be a little     friendlier to me if I dressed [13:17] Charlotte     like that girl who's way     too friendly with him. [13:21] Charlotte     But it's too embarrassing! Don't look! [13:23] Charlotte     Actually, look at me! [13:24] Asta     The Blue Rose Knights' captain     looks pretty good in that, too. [13:28] Yami     This is pretty hilarious. [13:30] Finral     Next up, we have a member of the     Black Bulls, Vanessa Enoteca! [13:36] Finral     The cosplay she chose is... [13:38] Finral     No one saw this coming!     She's dressed as a sister of the cloth! [13:41] Finral     Look at her slay! [13:44] Vanessa     Apparently, you don't know     anything about guys. [13:47] Vanessa     Guys like this sort of contrast. [13:49] Finral     She's usually exposing so much     that this is actually sexy, too! [13:54] Vanessa     May God watch over you all. [14:00] Asta     Miz Vanessa is glowing more than usual! [14:03] Yami     This is pretty hilarious. [14:06] Finral     All right, everyone! Send your magic     powers to the girl you like best! [14:11] Guy     I'm definitely voting for the     sexy little witchie, Charlotte! [14:14] Guy     The sister's good, too, though! [14:16] Guy     Man, I don't know which to choose! [14:18] Finral     And let's stop right there! [14:21] Finral     As for the results... [14:24] Finral     Unbelievable! They received     the same amount of points! [14:26] Finral     It's a draw! [14:29] Vanessa     What?! [14:31] Charlotte     Hmph. This doesn't matter anyway. [14:34] Charlotte     A draw? After I bothered to dress like this?     I've shamed the House of Roselei. [14:38] Charlotte     But... [14:40] Charlotte     I wonder what Y-Yami thinks. [14:43] Charlotte     Does he see me in a different light now? [14:46] Charlotte     Then my embarrassment might be worth it. [14:49] Sol     There's no way Sis got a draw! [14:52] Sol     Let's settle this once and for all! [14:55] Vanessa     Bring it on! [14:56] Finral     All right! Round two will     be a swimsuit competition! [15:00] Finral     All right, you two, stri— [15:03] Finral     I think I kinda like this...     I mean... I-I'm kidding. [15:07] Charlotte     Anyone who agrees with him     will endure the same fate. [15:14] Guy     Our Clover Premium Beer uses ingredients     from right here in the Clover Kingdom! [15:17] Guy     It's rich and smooth, but you can     still taste some fruity undertones! [15:22] Guy     Try a sip! [15:25] Vanessa     C-Captain, you like a girl who     can hold her liquor, right? [15:30] Yami     Huh? Where'd that come from? [15:32] Charlotte     Badump, badump... [15:34] Yami     Well, I guess so. [15:36] Yami     Then we can drink together. Why? [15:39] Charlotte     R-Really? [15:41] Vanessa     Looks like I'm gonna win. [15:44] Vanessa     We're going to have a drinking contest next! [15:46] Charlotte     This is nonsense. [15:48] Charlotte     I've entertained you this long,      but that's enough. [15:51] Charlotte     They're going to announce     our achievements soon. [15:53] Sol     We're ready to go, Sis! [15:56] Sol     Let's bring her down and show     that insolent girl who's boss! [16:05] Vanessa     The rules are simple! [16:06] Vanessa     The winner will be decided by who     can drink the most booze in an hour! [16:10] Vanessa     The beer we'll be drinking is     this special Clover Premium. [16:13] Vanessa     One of the Clover Kingdom's best! [16:14] Vanessa     No chugging allowed, though! [16:17] Vanessa     We can't have any little ones copying us, [16:18] Vanessa     and we need to savor the flavor     out of respect to the brewers! [16:22] Charlotte     Why is this happening? [16:24] Vanessa     All right, let the games begin! [16:28] Sol     You got this, Sis! [16:30] Asta     I have no idea what's going on,     but you can do it, Miz Vanessa! [16:33] Charlotte     It appears that this woman     is a pretty heavy drinker. [16:37] Charlotte     This may be a difficult match. [16:41] Vanessa     Come at me anytime! [16:42] Charlotte     What?! [16:43] Charlotte     It looks like she already     drank herself under the table! [16:45] Vanessa     I'm not drunk at all! [16:47] Charlotte     I can't believe she proposed     this battle in that condition. [16:50] Vanessa     I'm still good to go. [16:53] Charlotte     I can win this! [17:01] Sol     S-Sis?! [17:02] Asta     Yo! She can't hold her liquor at all! [17:04] Sol     But that's another thing     that's so cute about her! [17:09] Yami     The hell are those two doing? [17:13] Charlotte     I lost my cool because this was over Yami. [17:16] Charlotte     What was I thinking? [17:19] Woman     A curse... I place a curse     upon the House of Roselei! [17:25] (Flashback) Woman     When your daughter turns eighteen,     the curse will activate. [17:31] (Flashback) Woman     It will engulf you all and trap     you within a cage of time! [17:38] (Flashback) Dad     Oh, how can this be, Charlotte? [17:42] (Flashback) Mom     If only we could figure out     how to break the spell. [17:46] (Flashback) Charlotte     Please don't cry, Mother and Father. [17:49] (Flashback) Charlotte     I'll become stronger. Stronger than anyone else! [17:52] (Flashback) Charlotte     And I will overcome this curse! [17:56] (Flashback) Guy     Apparently, she raised her rank again. [17:58] (Flashback) Guy     That newbie from the     Blue Rose Knights is so powerful! [18:02] (Flashback) Guy     Not to mention beautiful! [18:07] (Flashback) Suitor     Lady Charlotte, please marry me. [18:10] (Flashback) Suitor 2     No, marry me! [18:16] (Flashback) Charlotte     If you cannot defeat me,     you could never accept my curse. [18:23] Charlotte     I'm surrounded by weak men who are all talk. [18:28] Charlotte     I will overcome this myself! [18:34] (Flashback) Guy     The curse! [18:36] (Flashback) Guy     The curse upon the House     of Roselei has activated! [18:42] (Flashback) Guy     It's no use. We can't stop it! Ru— [18:50] Charlotte     It won't... stop... [18:52] Charlotte     At this rate, the town... [18:56] Charlotte     Curses! How pathetic... I'm so pathetic! [19:04] Charlotte     I'm so sorry... Mother and Father... [19:25] (Flashback) Yami     What the hell's the big idea, you jerk? [19:28] (Flashback) Yami     You flung the pasta soup     I was eating everywhere. [19:33] Charlotte     Yami Sukehiro? To think I'd let him see     me in such a disgraceful situation! [19:39] Charlotte     What a failure I am. [19:40] (Flashback) Yami     On missions, you're as cool as a cucumber     and always raring to go. So what gives? [19:48] (Flashback) Yami     I like tough girls. [19:52] (Flashback) Yami     But it probably wouldn't hurt to ask     someone for help once in a while. [20:00] (Flashback) Yami     Our Magic Knights Squads are full     of strong people you can rely on. [20:08] Charlotte     To have my heart stolen by a man... [20:11] Charlotte     That was the way to break the curse. [20:14] (Flashback) Yami     Oh, sweet. It's disappearing. Lucky for us. [20:19] Charlotte     He's such a barbarian.     He's so aggravating, and yet... [20:30] Yami     You can't finish it, can you? [20:32] Yami     Didn't I tell you not to push     yourself too much before? [20:36] Charlotte     A-An indirect ki— [20:41] Finral     Looks like we have another draw! [20:45] Sol     Well done! Well done, Sis! [20:49] Asta     Great job, Miz Vanessa! SIGN    Festival [20:51] Yami     What the hell was this battle,     besides a waste of time? [20:57] Guy     They're about to announce the     Magic Knights Squad achievements! [21:00] Guy     All the captains are gonna be there! [21:03] Lady     I hear that includes the new captains of     the Crimson Lion Kings and the Purple Orcas! [21:07] Lady     I wonder what they're like! [21:08] Asta     Uh... All the captains? SIGN    Raging Bull SIGN    Festival [21:16] Yami     We're late. [21:17] Yami     Crap. What are we gonna do? SIGN    Petit Clover [22:50] All     Petit Clover! SIGN    Charlotte's      Seven Transformations [22:54] Sol     Charlotte's Seven Transformations. [22:57] Sol     The sexy little witchie     getup just isn't enough! [23:00] Sol     I wanna see Sis dressed     up as all kinds of things! SIGN    1. Sister Charlotte [23:03] Finral     Transformation number one! Sister Charlotte! [23:06] Sol     She's going to save us all! [23:08] Finral     Transformation number two! Bride Charlotte! SIGN    2. Bride Charlotte [23:11] Sol     Marry me, Sis! [23:13] Finral     Transformation number three!      Samurai Charlotte! SIGN    3. Samurai Charlotte [23:16] Sol     Slay me! [23:17] Finral     Transformation number four!     Schoolteacher Charlotte! SIGN    4. Schoolteacher Charlotte [23:20] Sol     Teach me all the things! SIGN    5. Policewoman Charlotte [23:23] Finral     Transformation number five!     Policewoman Charlotte! [23:25] Sol     Arrest me! [23:27] Finral     Transformation number six!     Kunoichi Charlotte, nin! SIGN    6. Kunoichi Charlotte [23:29] Sol     Sneak up on me! [23:32] Charlotte     I don't have time for this! Boom! [23:35] Yuno     I thought there were seven transformations. [23:39] Gordon     They're finally going to announce     the Magic Knights Squad achievements. [23:42] Gordon     You can look forward to     the Black Bulls' results this year. [23:44] Gordon     I know because I've watched     everything you've done without blinking. [23:48] gordon     Black Clover, Page 70: "Two New Stars." SIGN    Page 70           Two New Stars [23:51] Gordon     We're friends forever.