# E33 - To Help Somebody Someday
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**[00:06] Nar**
* It appeared as though humanity*
* would be destroyed by the demons.*
**[00:14] Nar**
*But a single mage saved them all.*
**[00:26] Nar**
* He was called the Wizard King,*
* and he became a legend.*
***SIGN*** To Help Somebody Someday
**[02:11] Asta**
What the heck's going on?!
**[02:12] Theresa**
We can't handle something that big!
**[02:16] Theresa**
First of all, we have to
get the kids out of here.
**[02:24] Theresa**
Kids, take turns riding out of here on that!
**[02:27] ---**
Okay!
**[02:28] Boy**
This is cool!
**[02:31] Boy**
It's so warm!
**[02:34] Theresa**
* It'll take at least ten or twenty*
* minutes to get them all out of here.*
**[02:38] Theresa**
*We have to hold this thing back until then.*
**[02:41] Asta**
I won't let you get near them!
**[02:46] Baro**
Die... All of you...
**[03:00] Neige**
B-Baro? What's wrong?
**[03:06] Neige**
Y-You don't know who I am?
**[03:18] Neige**
Why... did you save me?
**[03:21] Asta**
You haven't taken responsibility
for any of this yet!
**[03:25] Asta**
I'm not letting you die until you do!
**[03:29] Asta**
Also, what's your problem?
You're trying to kill your own brother?!
**[03:32] Asta**
You moron!
**[03:35] Asta**
Looks like my sword's working,
so I'm just gonna quickly take care of—
**[03:43] Sally**
Now your anti-magic won't be
able to defeat him so easily!
**[03:47] Sally**
The dark magic item I just injected
him with eats the subject's life force
**[03:51] Sally**
and produces an explosion of magical power!
**[03:54] Asta**
How could you do that?!
**[04:05] Asta**
There's no end to this!
**[04:09] Sally**
You're wide open, Asta!
**[04:11] Sally**
Take that!
**[04:13] Asta**
No!
**[04:18] Asta**
Granny?
**[04:20] Sally**
Aw, you got in the way again!
Quit butting in, would ya?
**[04:24] Sally**
I'm not interested in an old
lady whose magic's all dried up.
**[04:27] Theresa**
Looks like you've got a mouth
on you, whippersnapper.
**[04:31] Theresa**
It's true that as you get older, the magic
you can generate internally weakens.
**[04:36] Theresa**
But the power to work with
the mana that dwells
**[04:39] Theresa**
in nature can be increased at any age.
**[04:41] Theresa**
I have years of experience and technique.
I won't lose to a youngster like you!
**[04:47] Theresa**
Don't you dare underestimate us old hags!
**[04:50] Sally**
Jeez, you're an annoying
old lady, aren't you?
**[04:53] Sally**
Don't blame me if you kick the bucket today.
**[04:56] Theresa**
Go ahead and try it!
**[05:01] Theresa**
*That being said,*
**[05:03] Theresa**
* I can't fight well while protecting*
* the kids as they escape.*
**[05:06] Theresa**
*Damn it. This is only going to get worse.*
**[05:10] Theresa**
* Curse that Gauche! How could*
* he run off like that?!*
**[05:12] Theresa**
*That fool!*
**[05:14] Marie**
Brother, go back!
**[05:16] Gauche**
No! I'm taking you back into town.
**[05:19] Marie**
Please, go back!
**[05:22] Gauche**
No! Not only does my magic
not work on that woman,
**[05:25] Gauche**
but an insanely powerful
magical monster appeared, too.
**[05:28] Gauche**
You'll be in danger if I fight that thing!
**[05:31] Marie**
But everyone else...
**[05:32] Gauche**
I don't care what happens to the others,
as long as you're all right.
**[05:37] Gauche**
*Yeah... Who cares about anyone else?*
**[05:42] (Flashback) Guy**
The House of Adlai is a distinguished
noble family that anyone would envy.
**[05:47] (Flashback) Guy**
Little Gauche looks as
dignified as his father!
**[05:51] (Flashback) Lady**
And little Marie is as
beautiful as her mother!
**[05:57] (Flashback) Guy**
So, about you helping me with my business...
**[06:03] (Flashback) Gauche**
What? Mother and Father are dead?
**[06:07] (Flashback) Guy**
Yes. They were attacked by some
robbers after leaving my office.
**[06:12] (Flashback) Guy**
It's written in their will that they left
**[06:15] (Flashback) Guy**
their fortune and everything
they owned to me.
**[06:18] (Flashback) Lady**
Every last thing.
**[06:21] (Flashback) Gauche**
You're lying!
**[06:23] (Flashback) Gauche**
Wait, did you guys—
**[06:24] (Flashback) Guy**
Silence!
**[06:26] (Flashback) Guy**
What's that look for?
**[06:29] (Flashback) Lady**
What an impudent brat.
**[06:31] (Flashback) Guy**
Get out.
**[06:37] (Flashback) Marie**
Bubby...
**[06:39] (Flashback) Gauche**
Don't worry, Marie.
**[06:42] Gauche**
*I'll protect Marie, no matter what it takes!*
**[06:48] (Flashback) Guy**
So as I was saying...
**[06:52] (Flashback) Guy**
Hey! You again?!
**[06:54] Gauche**
*Marie is everything to me!*
**[06:58] (Flashback) Gauche**
Is it good?
**[06:59] (Flashback) Marie**
Yup!
**[07:01] Gauche**
* As long as Marie is smiling,*
* I don't need anything else.*
**[07:05] (Flashback) Gauche**
Give me all the cash you have.
**[07:07] (Flashback) Kid**
I-I'm a noble!
**[07:09] (Flashback) Gauche**
And? Nobles should help out the needy.
**[07:15] Gauche**
*Only Marie...*
**[07:16] (Flashback) Guy**
Stop right there!
**[07:19] (Flashback) Guy**
You'll be paying for all of your crimes!
**[07:24] (Flashback) Gauche**
You think I care?!
**[07:27] (Flashback) Guy**
You punk!
**[07:39] (Flashback) Gauche**
Marie...
**[07:42] Gauche**
Like I care about other people!
**[07:46] Marie**
Hi-yah!
**[07:49] Marie**
I hate having a big brother who's so pathetic!
**[07:52] Gauche**
D'oh!
**[07:57] Marie**
It's true that a lot of people
did some awful things to us.
**[08:02] Marie**
But Sister and the kids at
the church are different!
**[08:05] Marie**
The only reason I wasn't lonely when you
weren't with me was because of them!
**[08:12] Marie**
That's how you became a Magic Knight, too!
**[08:16] Marie**
Everyone's lives are connected!
**[08:19] Marie**
We're who we are because they're here!
**[08:23] Marie**
Brother!
**[08:27] Marie**
Besides, it's your job as a
Magic Knight to protect everyone.
**[08:32] Marie**
I'm really proud that you're a Magic Knight!
**[08:36] Marie**
Please just be the cool
big brother I'm proud of!
**[08:39] Gauche**
Marie...
**[08:41] Marco**
Hey! Over here!
**[08:45] Marie**
Marco!
**[08:47] Marie**
Thank goodness! You're okay!
**[08:50] Marco**
Sister and Asta saved me.
**[08:53] Marie**
That's so like them!
**[08:55] Gauche**
Brat, that robe...
**[08:58] Marco**
Asta lent it to me so I wouldn't feel lonely
while he went to go save everyone else.
**[09:04] Marco**
He said it had the courage
of a Magic Knight in it.
**[09:07] Marie**
Brother, I'll wait here with Marco.
Please go save everyone else!
**[09:13] Marco**
I'll protect Marie! Leave it to me!
**[09:16] Gauche**
You'd better mean that,
you stupid little brat.
**[09:19] Gauche**
I'll make you pay if anything happens to Marie.
**[09:22] Marco**
Um...
**[09:23] Marie**
Brother!
**[09:26] Girl**
Marco!
**[09:26] Boy**
Marie!
**[09:28] Marie**
Everyone!
**[09:29] Marco**
I'm so glad you're safe!
**[09:31] Marie**
Yeah!
**[09:32] Boy**
We managed to get away with Sister's magic.
**[09:34] Boy**
Asta protected us, but that
monster's really strong!
**[09:39] Marie**
It'll be okay! My brother's
going to fight with them.
**[09:42] Marie**
My brother's a Magic Knight
just like Asta, after all.
**[09:47] Kid 1**
Just like Asta?
**[09:49] Kid 2**
So he must be really strong!
**[09:51] Marie**
Yeah!
**[09:53] Gauche**
Marie, make sure you stay hidden.
**[09:56] Marie**
Yup!
**[09:59] Marie**
Brother, do your best!
**[10:01] Kids**
Do your best!
**[10:04] Gauche**
*Asta this, Asta that...*
**[10:07] Gauche**
*What's so great about that shrimp, anyway?*
**[10:10] Gauche**
* The captain and the other squad*
* members wouldn't shut up about him,*
**[10:14] Gauche**
*but he immediately got caught by that woman!*
**[10:17] Gauche**
* Whatever. I'm sure he and that*
* old hag gave up and ran away.*
**[10:22] Gauche**
* When you get down to it,*
* people only care about themselves!*
**[10:41] Asta**
Not yet... I'm not done yet!
**[10:46] Sally**
Jeez, you're so stubborn.
**[10:48] Sally**
Why don't you stop protecting them
and let me catch you already?
**[10:53] Asta**
Stop protecting them? I'm a Magic Knight!
**[10:59] Asta**
Not a chance! Even if it kills me!
**[11:01] Gauche**
*Is he... actually that stupid?*
**[11:10] Asta**
Stop protecting them? I'm a Magic Knight!
**[11:16] Asta**
Not a chance! Even if it kills me!
**[11:19] Asta**
And I'm not going to die until
I become the Wizard King!
**[11:24] Theresa**
Asta! On your right!
**[11:26] Asta**
Crap!
**[11:28] Gauche**
You yelled something stupid
like "I'm not going to die,"
**[11:31] Gauche**
and then you actually almost died.
**[11:33] Asta**
Gauche! Why'd you run off like that?
**[11:37] Gauche**
Shut up!
**[11:41] Gauche**
I didn't run. I only helped Marie escape.
**[11:45] Theresa**
He finally came back, that fool.
**[11:48] Gauche**
I'll deal with you myself!
**[11:50] Theresa**
Wait!
**[11:52] Sally**
You joining in isn't going to help!
**[11:56] Gauche**
Whatever. I'm going to fight...
for the sake of Marie's love!
**[12:00] Gauche**
And so she'll say I'm cool!
**[12:05] Gauche**
Real Double!
**[12:15] Gauche**
Double Refrain!
**[12:18] Asta**
Whoa, cool!
**[12:24] Gauche**
This monster... Magic keeps bubbling up
from it, and it regenerates immediately.
**[12:33] Sally**
It's no use!
**[12:34] Gauche**
*My magic isn't even touching that woman.*
**[12:38] Gauche**
* I haven't been this incompatible*
* with an opponent since the captain.*
**[12:41] Gauche**
*Should I use my trump card?*
**[12:44] Gauche**
* No... No matter how strong my*
* mirror magic becomes, it won't help.*
**[12:55] Asta**
Gauche!
**[13:03] Gauche**
*How lame...*
**[13:08] Asta**
I thought you came to help! What are
you doing charging in all by yourself?!
**[13:12] Asta**
We're supposed to be a team!
**[13:14] Asta**
I protect you! You protect me!
**[13:18] Asta**
Then we'll be able to fight forever!
**[13:22] Asta**
An epic strategy, if I do say so myself!
**[13:28] Gauche**
*What kind of half-baked strategy is that?*
**[13:30] Gauche**
*This guy really is an idiot.*
**[13:34] Gauche**
*Come to think of it,* he *was
pretty half-baked, too.*
**[13:39] (Flashback) Yami**
You really want to keep going?
You're not gonna be able to run.
**[13:45] (Flashback) Gauche**
My sister's waiting for me...
**[13:48] (Flashback) Yami**
Oh, yeah?
**[13:50] (Flashback) Yami**
Well, if she's that important,
join my squad and support her.
**[13:56] (Flashback) Gauche**
What are you talking about?
**[13:58] (Flashback) Gauche**
I'm an escaped convict!
**[14:00] (Flashback) Yami**
Yeah? And?
**[14:02] (Flashback) Gauche**
And? I don't trust others,
and I only think about my sister.
**[14:09] (Flashback) Yami**
That's fine.
**[14:12] (Flashback) Yami**
You just protect what you want to protect.
**[14:16] (Flashback) Yami**
Someday, that'll help somebody out.
**[14:20] Gauche**
* Captain, did you know this*
* would happen someday?*
**[14:25] Asta**
Take that!
**[14:30] Asta**
Granny, how many kids are left?
**[14:32] Theresa**
Just a few more!
**[14:36] Gauche**
I guess I don't have a choice.
**[14:40] Gauche**
Marie will be sad if you all die.
**[14:44] Gauche**
I'll protect you.
**[14:46] Theresa**
Did Gauche just...
**[14:48] Asta**
What are you acting all tough for?
**[14:50] Asta**
We're teammates! What else would we do?
**[14:53] Gauche**
You stupid little brat! You need to
learn how to talk to your seniors!
**[14:58] Gauche**
And something's shining over there.
**[15:06] Asta**
Huh?
**[15:07] Asta**
This is...
**[15:09] Asta**
Just like that one time!
**[15:21] Asta**
There it is!
**[15:34] Asta**
Aw, man! Even that didn't work?
**[15:38] Sally**
Wait, what was that? A flying
anti-magic slash attack?
**[15:41] Sally**
How did you do it? How did you do it?
**[15:44] Gauche**
*The only way to defeat that monster*
**[15:46] Gauche**
* is to hit it with so many attacks at once*
* that it doesn't have time to regenerate.*
**[15:50] Gauche**
* The most effective strike was*
* the slash Asta just hit it with,*
**[15:54] Gauche**
*but he can't launch enough of them.*
**[15:57] Gauche**
* What would happen if I used*
* my magic on someone else?*
**[16:02] Nar**
* Because Gauche had always preferred*
* to act alone and didn't trust others,*
**[16:06] Nar**
* he'd never thought of using his*
* magic to support someone else.*
**[16:11] Nar**
* But due to his past failures and his*
* reluctant acknowledgment of Asta,*
**[16:18] Nar**
*he was able to create a spell that was*
**[16:20] Nar**
* fundamentally similar,*
* yet completely different,*
**[16:22] Nar**
*and engraved a new page in his grimoire.*
**[16:26] Gauche**
* But I won't be able to activate this*
* spell with the magic I have now.*
**[16:31] Gauche**
Hey, old hag!
**[16:32] Gauche**
Buy me a little time!
**[16:35] Gauche**
Please!
**[16:37] Theresa**
You need to learn how to treat old hags.
**[16:41] Theresa**
I'll only last a minute, so make it fast!
**[16:48] sally**
Leftover magic like that
isn't going to work at all.
**[16:52] Sally**
Anyway, Asta! Do that thing again!
**[16:55] Asta**
You don't have to tell me!
If I could, I would!
**[16:58] Sally**
Aw. How boring.
**[17:08] Gauche**
* I have no choice. I've been hiding*
* this, but I'll have to use it now.*
**[17:12] Gauche**
Asta!
**[17:13] Asta**
Yes?
**[17:15] Gauche**
Look at me!
**[17:18] Gauche**
I'll use the magic accumulated in
the mirror magic item in my left eye
**[17:23] Gauche**
to activate the new spell.
**[17:26] Gauche**
Mirror Magic:
**[17:29] Gauche**
Mirage Brigade!
**[17:34] Gauche**
Go!
**[17:49] Asta**
Mirror Slash!
**[17:51] Asta**
Not yet! Not yet!
**[17:53] Asta**
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
**[17:56] Asta**
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
**[17:58] Asta**
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
**[18:01] Asta**
I'm not done yet!
**[18:14] Both**
All right!
**[18:17] Theresa**
*Wh-What a spell...*
**[18:21] Theresa**
* It appears that he had all*
* of his life force sucked out.*
**[18:33] Neige**
Baro...
**[18:37] (Flashback) Baro**
Jeez, you're so annoying.
**[18:41] (Flashback) Baro**
How long are you gonna keep crying, Neige?
**[18:44] (Flashback) Baro**
Here, you can have this.
**[18:46] (Flashback) Neige**
Thanks, Baro.
**[18:53] Neige**
Baro, I won't forgive her for
turning you into this monster.
**[18:58] Neige**
But the one I can't forgive most of all
**[19:01] Neige**
is myself for leaving everything to
him and just doing what he said!
**[19:08] Neige**
Just as you said, I haven't taken
responsibility for anything.
**[19:12] Neige**
So I'm going to pay for both of our crimes.
**[19:17] Asta**
Yeah. And when you're done
with that, let's be buddies.
**[19:21] Asta**
You can use really cool magic,
so you'd be really popular!
**[19:28] Neige**
Thank—
**[19:42] Asta**
That light...
**[19:44] Gauche**
*What is this immense magic?*
**[19:48] Gauche**
*I've never felt something this huge—*
**[19:54] Gauche**
*I didn't... see a thing...*
**[19:57] Theresa**
Gauche!
**[19:59] Theresa**
* A new enemy? Are they attacking*
* everything in sight?*
**[20:07] Theresa**
Asta!
**[20:18] Gauche**
Old hag!
**[20:21] Asta**
Granny!
**[20:22] Licht**
They hurt my comrade.
**[20:26] Licht**
They got what they deserved.
**[20:27] Asta**
He's the one that appeared
at the enemy's hideout.
**[20:31] Licht**
I guess I haven't introduced myself yet.
**[20:34] Licht**
I am the leader of the Eye
of the Midnight Sun...
***SIGN*** Leader of the Eye of the Midnight Sun
Licht
**[20:37] Licht**
Licht.
**[20:39] Asta**
*No way...*
**[20:43] Asta**
* A four-leaf clover grimoire...*
* Just like Yuno's?*
***SIGN*** Petit Clover
**[22:23] All**
Petit Clover!
***SIGN*** Marie's in Danger
**[22:27] Gauche**
Marie's in Danger.
**[22:31] Gauche**
All right, one, two, three!
**[22:33] Gauche**
Marie! Are you an angel?!
**[22:36] Gauche**
I can do anything when Marie's around!
**[22:38] Gauche**
But there are times where I must steel
my heart and decline Marie's wishes.
**[22:43] Gauche**
For example!
**[22:45] Marie**
Brother, go back and save
Asta and the others!
**[22:50] Gauche**
No! Going back would put you in danger!
**[22:53] Marie**
Brother! I want to eat some
hot, extra-cheesy doria!
**[22:58] Gauche**
No! Eating that would put
your tongue in danger!
**[23:01] Gauche**
You'll burn it.
**[23:02] Marie**
Brother, doesn't lying
out in the sun feel nice?
**[23:06] Gauche**
No! If you're in the sun too long,
your skin will be in danger!
**[23:11] Gauche**
UV rays are a fearsome enemy!
**[23:13] Marie**
Brother, show me a really cool spell!
**[23:16] Gauche**
No... Just kidding.
**[23:19] Gauche**
Marie, look at me.
**[23:23] Gauche**
Mirage Brigade!
**[23:25] Maries**
You're amazing, Brother!
**[23:29] Gauche**
No... Now I'm... in danger.
**[23:34] Maries**
Brother? Brother? Brother?
**[23:39] Asta**
That's the guy who was at the
Eye of the Midnight Sun hideout!
**[23:42] Asta**
You're the one who attacked the Clover
Kingdom and did that to Captain Fuegoleon...
**[23:45] Asta**
I'll make you regret that!
**[23:47] asta**
*Black Clover*, Page 34:
"Light Magic vs. Dark Magic."
***SIGN*** Page 34
Light Magic VS Dark Magic
**[23:52] Asta**
Captain Yami!