E135 - The One Who Has My Heart, My Mind, and Soul Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Nar     The Clover Kingdom. [00:07] Nar     In this kingdom where magic is everything, [00:09] Nar     there is one boy who can't use magic. [00:13] Nar     His name is Asta. [00:16] Nar     With guts and hard work,     he made it into the Magic Knights, [00:18] Nar     and he never gave up,     despite how much he got hurt. [00:21] Nar     He continues to diligently aim for the top! [00:25] Nar     Even if you are a peasant, [00:27] Nar     or even if you're poor... [00:29] Nar     Anyone in this world can still shine! [00:32] Nar     He's working hard to prove that, [00:35] Nar     and to become the Wizard King! [00:41] Nar     To defeat the devil Megicula,     who inhabits the Spade Kingdom, [00:44] Nar     Asta and the others have been training hard. [00:47] Noelle     Sea Dragon's Roar! [00:49] Leopold     Spiral Flames! [00:51] Nar     The Queen of the Heart Kingdom, Loropechika,     who had been cursed by Megicula, [00:56] Nar     gave them six months. [00:58] Nar     In that span of time, Asta and the     others must surpass their limits. [01:07] Asta     I'm so beat! [01:11] Asta     And hungry... [01:13] Finral     Well done on your training, Asta. [01:17] Asta     Finral? [01:19] Asta     I-Is something wrong? [01:21] Finral     Well, you see... [01:25] Finral     I'm actually cursed, too! [01:27] Asta     What?! [01:29] Noelle     You're not actually cursed. [01:31] Noelle     You just have an incurable     case of girl-craziness. [01:33] Finral     Noelle! You're as beautiful as ever tod— er... [01:37] Finral     That's exactly the part you need to fix, Finral! [01:40] Noelle     See? [01:40] Finral     That! That! That! That! [01:41] Asta     You're right. [01:42] Finral     Y-Y-You've got it all wrong! [01:45] Finral     Langris told me... [01:47] (Flashback) Langris     You're cursed! [01:49] (Flashback) Finral     What?! [01:49] (Flashback) Langris     You're a hopeless playboy who hits     on any woman in your path! SIGN    Playboy [01:52] Finral     P-Playboy? [01:52] (Flashback) Langris     All that running away and trying [01:53] (Flashback) Langris     to act cool made you a bigger     failure than you already were! SIGN    Failure [01:54] Finral     Failure? [01:55] (Flashback) Langris     And once you pick up bad habits,     they won't be easy to break! SIGN    Bad Habits [01:57] ---     Bad habits? [01:58] (Flashback) Langris     How could someone like you with so     many faults make Miss Finnes happy?! [02:03] Finral     See? [02:06] Finral     I already have my heart set on someone. [02:09] Finral     I can't let this curse plague me forever. [02:12] Finral     Otherwise, I won't be able to make     Miss Finnes happy, just like Langris said. [02:16] Noelle     Isn't that the person Captain Yami mentioned? [02:20] Noelle     I never thought Finral could     be so serious about someone. [02:24] Finral     Asta, please. [02:26] Finral     I need to defeat this curse, [02:28] Finral     so join me in training to     make my heart stronger! [02:32] Asta     Finral... [02:35] Asta     Ow! [02:36] Asta     Heck yeah, I will! [02:38] Asta     Let's beat this curse out of you     so you can be the man she deserves! [02:42] Finral     Asta... [02:43] Noelle     Training to make his heart stronger? SIGN    The Dreavy Hinker [02:48] All     Cheers! [02:50] Noelle     Of course it's a damn mixer! SIGN    The One Who Has My Heart,      My Mind, and Soul [04:27] Asta     I had no idea! Apparently mixers     make your heart stronger! [04:32] Luck     I really hope I get to fight this time! SIGN    Rebecca Scarlet [04:34] Rebecca     To think that Asta would invite me to     a mixer... I wonder what brought this on. [04:39] Rebecca     I'm not going to complain     about the chance, though! SIGN    Karen Lapis [04:42] Karen     When the heck did Rebecca get so     friendly with the Magic Knights? [04:46] Karen     I just want to get married already.     I don't even care who it's with. SIGN    Eliza Zakkeroni [04:50] Eliza     I have no interest in real men. [04:52] Eliza     I only showed up because I was invited. [04:55] Eliza     I just want to go back home     and read the rest of my novel. [04:57] Finral     It'd be rude if I didn't try     to sweet-talk these women [05:00] Finral     on this battlefield known as a "mixer." [05:02] Finral     Therefore, it's the perfect training for me. [05:04] Finral     I will do my absolute best     to overcome this curse. [05:08] Noelle     Training? Please. I almost     changed my mind about him. [05:11] Noelle     It's a good thing I came     along because I was worried. [05:14] Noelle     But wait, what am I even worried about?! [05:17] Rebecca     Asta, you've got something on your face. [05:23] Noelle     Wh-What's going on over there?! [05:26] Owner     Wait, stop! You're going to bring our     shop down in more ways than one! [05:30] Noelle     Silence, you puny insect. [05:33] Owner     Why did I bother hiring you again? [05:36] Owner     A-Anyway, break anything else     in here, and you're fired! [05:44] Noelle     Nero! Why are you here? [05:46] Nero     Just because. [05:48] Noelle     Just because? [05:49] Noelle     I can't have you underestimating     the work of a waitress— [05:54] Noelle     Sh-She's actually really cute! [05:57] Noelle     If Asta sees Nero looking this cute,     he might end up f-f-f-f-f-f-fa... [06:01] Nero     Noelle? [06:02] Noelle     I-I'm going to go check out Asta's table.     You take care of the other ones. [06:08] Noelle     Wh-Why am I trying to keep Nero and Asta apart? [06:11] Noelle     It doesn't matter to me one bit     who Asta falls in love with! [06:14] Guy customer     Hey there, missy! [06:16] Guy customer     Get me another beer, will ya? [06:17] Noelle     Fetch it yourself, you insect. [06:19] Guy customer     Hey, you're the girl from before! [06:22] Nero     Here you are, sir. [06:24] Guy customer     A-An angel... [06:27] asta     Hey, what are you doing? It's your     turn to introduce yourself, Finral! [06:32] Finral     Oh, I just came here to eat today. [06:35] Asta     What?! [06:36] Finral     Honestly... I just wanted     to enjoy some quiet time, [06:39] Finral     but you two had to drag me out here. [06:41] Asta     Say what?! [06:43] Karen     Yikes... There's always     at least one clueless guy [06:46] Karen     who thinks this is the cool thing to do. [06:49] Rebecca     I'm pretty sure he was the     gaudiest one at our last mixer. [06:53] Karen     B-But since we're all enjoying a meal together, [06:57] Karen     I'd love to hear about you     being a Magic Knight, Finral— [07:00] Finral     Yeah... that's not my thing. [07:03] Both     What's not your thing?! [07:05] Finral     This hurts so bad! [07:07] Finral     A girl is actually interested,     and having to ignore her is just torture! [07:12] Finral     But this is all part of my training,     training, training! [07:16] Finral     Hurgh! [07:17] Finral     M-My right hand is desperately trying to give     her some flowers like I usually would. [07:20] Finral     Calm yourself, right hand! [07:23] Finral     Curses! It's just in my very     nature to try to hit on girls! [07:27] Karen     What is this guy trying to do? [07:30] Asta     I-I see! Finral's doing his absolute     best to battle his curse right now! [07:35] Luck     I wonder when we're gonna start fighting. [07:37] Noelle     Looks like things might be okay after all. [07:40] Sekke     My bad! Sorry I'm late, bah-ha! [07:43] Sekke     I've been super busy lately. I mean,     this kingdom was in peril just the other day! [07:49] Sekke     I can't really talk about it since     it's top secret, bah-hanestly. [07:53] Sekke     But I'm the one who saved everyone. SIGN    < Lies > [07:57] Sekke     I mean, I'm the one who fixed all     the Magic Knights that went crazy. SIGN    < Lies > [08:01] Sekke     It's only a matter of time until     they make me a captain, bah-ha! [08:05] Sekke     Bah-ha! It's such a pain, but it's my job. [08:09] Sekke     It appears the king has     taken quite a liking to me. SIGN    < This is true > [08:13] Sekke     Whoops. I just said it was top secret,     but I think I might've said too much. [08:19] Sekke     And you were reading a dirty     magazine again during all that, [08:23] Sekke     though I can't say much more. Bah-ha! [08:26] Phati     You clearly just told her. [08:29] Aphro     A mysterious guy is always more charming. [08:32] Noelle     I see they're putting on their     hellish display of a mixer again. [08:32] Noelle     Oh, of course! Sorry, it just slipped! [08:35] Noelle     Um... What was his name again? [08:37] Sekke     According to the guys who     went to the Heart Kingdom, [08:40] Sekke     apparently there's some secret     behind my bronze magic. [08:44] Sekke     Good grief! It looks like I'm the     only guy who can save the world. [08:48] Sekke     I'm starting to scare even myself, bah-ha-ha! [08:52] Noelle     Oh, right. His name's Bah-ha-ha. [08:55] Sekke     You there! Bring us some     more drinks, bah-hay-bee! [09:01] Rebecca     But I was really shocked when I     read that article about you, Asta. [09:05] Rebecca     I figured it was some kind of mistake, but... [09:08] Asta     Well, it wasn't totally a mistake.     They are planning to execute me. [09:13] Rebecca     E-Execute you?! [09:15] Asta     Oh, it's not a huge deal, though. [09:16] Asta     So don't worry about it, Rebecca. [09:19] Luck     Hey, so you came to this mixer     to get stronger, too, right? [09:22] Luck     Wanna fight me? [09:24] Karen     Huh? Wh-What's he talking about?     Is "fight" some kind of code word? [09:28] Karen     I-I think we should get to     know each other better first. [09:32] Luck     Huh? [09:33] Finral     I wanna have some fun     conversations with girls, too! [09:36] Finral     No, no, no, what are you saying, Finral?! [09:39] Finral     The fact that I haven't tried     to pick up a girl once yet [09:43] Finral     makes this training a huge success! [09:47] Finral     Then again, I do feel bad for     the girls who actually showed up. [09:51] Finral     I'll need to explain everything     and apologize later. [09:54] Eliza     It's you... [09:55] Finral     Huh? [09:56] Eliza     My ideal partner actually exists in real life! [09:59] Finral     Wh-What?! [10:01] Owner     Take these to table 3—     W-Wait, you gonna be okay? [10:10] Owner     That other one never works,     but this girl has what it takes! [10:20] Nero     Here you are. [10:24] Nero     Isn't he from the Golden Dawn? [10:28] Finnes     Thank you very much. [10:30] Nero     What is he doing here? [10:32] Finral     U-Um... [10:41] Nero     Girls from the Blue Rose Knights? [10:45] Nero     Thank you for wait— [10:47] Nero     The Captain of the Blue Rose Knights...     And the Captain of the Black Bulls? [10:52] Nero     Does this have to do with the     investigation of the devils? [11:03] Charlotte     I appreciate my knights holding     this dinner party for me, but... [11:08] Yami     This is great. It's even better knowing     the Blue Rose Knights are paying for it. [11:13] Magna     You can say that again!     Anyway, I wonder where Asta went! [11:17] Magna     I was totally gonna invite him. [11:20] Charlotte     Did they really just come here to eat? [11:24] Gordon     I heard that this was supposed     to be a dinner party, [11:26] Gordon     but seeing how we're lined up, and seeing     Captain Charlotte all dressed up... [11:29] Gordon     This is totally a mixer, isn't it? [11:31] Puli     Let's have a blast today. [11:34] Gordon     P-Please take it easy on me. [11:36] Sol     I want Sis to be happy, but I don't     want a guy stealing Sis away from me! [11:43] Sol     What the heck am I supposed to do?! [11:45] Magna     You're gonna get a stomachache     if you eat that fast. [11:48] Sol     Mind your own business, Funglasquent! [11:51] Magna     Again, stop trying to abbreviate     "Funny Glasses Delinquent," you giant woman! [11:55] Magna     I'm actually worried about you here. [11:59] Sol     You have no idea how I feel! [12:01] Magna     Uh, what? [12:04] Sol     This calls for an eating contest, Glasquent! [12:07] Magna     B-Bring it on, Giant Woman! [12:11] Charlotte     Doesn't this dress show too much skin? [12:15] Charlotte     No, I need to believe in Puli's advice. [12:20] Nar     Member of the Blue Rose Knights and a     4th Class Junior Magic Knight, Puli Angel. [12:23] Nar     She actually has another side     to her personality. [12:27] Nar     Countless Magic Knights have gone     to her for relationship advice. [12:32] Nar     Puli was acting as a Cupid, or rather, [12:34] Nar     an angel of love, just as her name suggests, [12:36] Nar     and saving poor lambs lost     in their quest to find love. [12:40] Puli     You're more beautiful today     than ever, Captain Charlotte. [12:42] Puli     Captain Yami doesn't stand a chance     against how sexy you look right now. [12:46] Charlotte     My knights are working so hard to support me. [12:50] Charlotte     I need to do everything I can. [12:53] Yami     Hey, Prickly Queen. [12:56] Yami     You look like you must be      really cold in that dress. [13:01] Charlotte     I don't want to hear that from a man who     wears nothing but underwear and a robe! [13:05] Yami     This isn't underwear!     These are my dress clothes! [13:08] Charlotte     I know Yami is like this, so I'm embarrassed     that I ever expected anything more! [13:13] Puli     I had heard how dense he was,     but this is really bad. [13:17] Puli     We need to hold an emergency meeting. [13:23] Charlotte     I'm sorry that I'm such a     spineless captain, Puli. [13:26] Puli     No, no! We've only just begun! [13:29] Knight A     Captain Charlotte! [13:30] Knight B     You've got this! [13:31] Charlotte     When did you... [13:34] Puli     Looks like the Black Bulls' captain     prefers the prim and proper type. [13:38] Puli     We'll fix you up in no time. [13:39] Charlotte     N-No! What I'm wearing now is fine. [13:41] Puli     It's not! You need to be more aggressive     in making yourself appealing! [13:46] Charlotte     A-Appealing? [13:47] Puli     First, you're going to show him you can be     considerate by getting some food for him! [13:52] Puli     When a huge plate of food arrives, [13:54] Puli     immediately get some for him and serve him. [13:56] Puli     That's the kind of kindness     that'll grab his heart! [14:00] Puli     What's important here is your desire     to do something for the one you love. [14:03] Charlotte     I-I see... [14:05] Puli     Next, a good listener is always attractive. [14:08] Puli     Isn't it great to have someone     listen to you talk about yourself? [14:12] Puli     That's why you let them keep     talking until they're satisfied. [14:16] Puli     Your responses can be whatever, really. [14:18] Puli     "Oh, really? I had no idea! Wow!" [14:23] Charlotte     Is that how this works? I had no idea. [14:26] Puli     And this is the most important thing!     The most important technique! [14:31] Charlotte     T-Tell me! [14:34] Puli     It's to nonchalantly touch him. [14:37] Charlotte     T...Touch... him? [14:42] Charlotte     Nope, nope, nope, nope! Absolutely not! [14:45] Puli     Listen to me, Captain. [14:46] Puli     Serving his food and listening to him     is just 10% of how to get a man. [14:50] Puli     The other 90% relies on touching them. [14:52] Charlotte     That's a lot relying on touch! [14:54] Charlotte     It's no use... There's no way I could... [14:58] Knight A     You can do this, Captain! [14:59] Knight B     Are you going to let your rival beat you?! [15:06] Charlotte     I... [15:08] Puli     The Blue Rose Knights are with you, Captain. [15:12] Charlotte     Thank you so much, everyone. [15:15] Charlotte     I hear you loud and clear. [15:18] Charlotte     I'm going to touch Yami! [15:21] Eliza     Master Finral, you're so cool and apathetic. [15:24] Eliza     You're just like the Magic Knight Fiorel     from the novel I'm reading. [15:27] Eliza     He's the ultimate Magic     Knight who can use light, [15:28] Eliza     dark, flame, wind, water,     and earth magic, and... [15:31] Finral     That's way too many attributes! [15:32] Finral     What kind of novel is that?! [15:33] Karen     So, um... Are you a strong fighter, Luck? [15:37] Luck     I can show you personally. [15:39] Karen     O-Oh, my. Isn't he being a bit forward? [15:42] Rebecca     Wow, the Heart Kingdom     sounds really beautiful. [15:45] Rebecca     I'd love to go see it. [15:46] Asta     Sure! I'll take you there once     everything's taken care of. [15:50] Asta     We'll even take your siblings! [15:53] Noelle     I seriously can't let my     guard down around that girl! [15:55] Owner     I really need to just fire her now. [15:59] Rebecca     Noelle? [16:01] Gordon     I-I really only have friends     in the Black Bulls, [16:04] Gordon     so it'd make me really happy if we could     get to know each other, Miss Puli. [16:08] Gordon     Oh, I really love to make dolls, [16:11] Gordon     so I hope you don't mind if     I make one of you, too. [16:14] Puli     Wow, I'd be honored! I guess I should     give you my measurements, then! [16:19] Gordon     U-Um, I— [16:20] Magna     I've got Coach Charmy on my side!     Like hell I'm going to lose! [16:25] Charlotte     Suddenly touching Yami     is far too difficult for me. [16:28] Charlotte     F-First, I should try to get him some food. [16:32] Yami     Here. Eat up. [16:34] Charlotte     Oh, thank you. [16:36] Charlotte     I was supposed to get him some food,     but he beat me to the punch! [16:40] Yami     You sure did take your sweet     time powdering your nose. [16:44] Yami     Bet you're starving now     that you've let it all out. [16:46] Charlotte     That's not what happened! I was talking     with my squad members, and it took a while! [16:51] Yami     Ah... Yeah, I've been seeing your     squad members everywhere around here. [16:56] Charlotte     You knew? Wait, of course you knew. [17:00] Yami     I'm sure they tagged along     because they were worried... [17:03] Yami     Because you sure can't hold your liquor. [17:05] Charlotte     That's not— er, I guess     you're not totally wrong... [17:10] Charlotte     Even when they're not on missions,     my squad members try to support me. [17:15] Charlotte     They're also the ones who planned     this dinner party tonight. [17:19] Charlotte     I only ever think about fighting     and forget about everything else... [17:23] Charlotte     So I end up relying on them. [17:26] Charlotte     Wait, I'm supposed to listen,     not keep blabbering on! [17:31] Yami     That's fine. As long as you're     figuring out how to rely on others. [17:39] Yami     Well, look at me. Whenever I shi— [17:42] Yami     I mean, powder my nose, I get my     minion to use his spatial magic. [17:46] Charlotte     Y-You should do that on your own! [17:49] Yami     You know, that meat there... It's great     with a bit of pepper sprinkled on it. [17:52] Charlotte     Oh? [18:04] Charlotte     Our hands just nonchalantly touched... [18:07] Charlotte     Yami's hand j-just... [18:16] Puli     Captain?! [18:17] Sol     Sis?! [18:18] Yami     Did you really have to act like you     got touched by the biggest germ ever? [18:22] Yami     That hurts, man. [18:24] Gordon     I don't think that's what just happened here. [18:26] Eliza     I want you to know how amazing     Fiorel is, Master Finral! [18:29] Eliza     Why don't we have a reading party?     In my room, you know, alone together. [18:33] Finral     No, that's okay. I'm not     interested in that kind of thing. [18:39] Finral     Why, of all times, did a girl who might     actually like me show up at this mixer?! [18:45] Finral     Don't you dare touch her, Finral! [18:47] Finral     Once you touch her, you're finished!     You're going to end up sweet-talking her! [18:52] Asta     Resist, Finral! Resist! Resist! [18:55] Luck     Aw, I'm jealous. Looks like Finral's     already fighting something. [19:00] Luck     We should fight, too!     Like, right here and now! [19:03] Karen     Right here and now?! [19:04] Karen     D-Do I look like such a floozy to you? [19:07] Finral     Resist, resist, resist, resist, resist, resist, [19:09] Finral     resist, resist, resist, resist, resist, resist, [19:11] Finral     resist, Finral! [19:16] Finnes     Finral seems to be in a lot of pain. [19:23] Finral     Captain Charlotte?! [19:26] Finral     A beautiful lady's in trouble! [19:31] Finral     Ah, Captain Charlotte.     You're more beautiful than ev— [19:38] Finral     I know I just saved you, [19:41] Finral     but I didn't have a single     ulterior motive in mind! [19:44] Finral     Because my heart already     belongs to someone else! [19:47] Finnes     Finral! [19:49] Langris     What?! [19:52] Yami     Looks like everybody's having fun down here. [19:56] Charlotte     How long do you plan on holding me? [20:00] Eliza     I knew it. My ideal gentleman     just doesn't exist in real life. [20:05] Karen     After dealing with how aggressive     you are, I realized something. [20:08] Karen     I was ready to marry anyone,     but I was clearly rushing into things. [20:13] Karen     Goodbye. [20:15] Langris     Sheesh... I came to check on     him since he said he'd figured out [20:18] Langris     how to train to get over his curse, [20:21] Langris     but it was apparently all a farce.     I'm sorry for wasting your time, Miss Finnes. [20:26] Finnes     No, thank you for bringing me here, Langris. [20:31] Finnes     It appears Finral does fancy the ladies, [20:34] Finnes     but I believe that's just     another part of his kindness. [20:39] Langris     That's not true. He's just a     good-for-nothing, girl-crazy loser. [20:43] Finnes     Let's head home. [20:46] Asta     So you two were here, too, huh? [20:48] Noelle     Wh-What a coincidence... [20:50] Nero     A coincidence. [20:51] Rebecca     Yeah, of course it's a coincidence. [20:54] Rebecca     You should be a little more honest with him. [20:56] Rebecca     Asta is insanely dense. [20:58] Noelle     H-Huh? Wha?! Th-There's nothing     that I want to say to Stupidsta! [21:04] Finral     I'm sorry, Asta. After I dragged     you here to help me with my training, [21:08] Finral     I just keep striking out. [21:11] Finral     I'll never be able to face Miss Finnes like this. [21:14] Asta     That's not true, Finral! [21:16] Asta     Your training's just begun! [21:19] Finral     Asta... [21:20] Yami     Man, that sure was a piece of work. [21:25] Yami     So what do you think about guys     like Finral, Prickly Queen? [21:28] Charlotte     No man could possibly move my heart. [21:32] Charlotte     Because someone has already claimed it. [21:35] Yami     Yeah, I know. [21:37] Charlotte     Huh?! [21:41] Yami     You always did say that     your work was your partner. [21:44] Charlotte     Hngh... [21:47] Yami     You okay there? [21:49] Puli     It looks like you still need the angel's help. [21:57] Charlotte     H-He's so close! [21:59] Yami     Well, let's both do our     best these next six months. [22:04] Charlotte     Yes. [23:39] Rebecca     Asta just keeps getting braver,      and I seem to have more rivals, [23:44] Rebecca     but I'm not going to give up just yet! [23:46] Some     Next time on Black Clover,     Page 136: "A Black Deep-Sea Story." SIGN    Page 136          A Black Deep-Sea Story [23:50] Rebecca     Kahono? Wait, another rival?!