3 - His Butler, Omnipotent
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Nooooooooooooo!
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Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
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I-I'm so sorry! I'll wipe you off right away!
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Young master, why did you
take in this useless bum?
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Are you one to talk?
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I miscalculated.
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Say, Ciel, my Grell is completely useless!
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Would you mind having Sebastian
train him as a butler?
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I'll reward you handsomely. All right?
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I thought the only one
inconvenienced would be Sebastian,
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and I wouldn't suffer any harm...
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I'm terribly sorry for causing
you all such trouble...
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I know! I will die once and for all...
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I'll atone with my death!
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Hey, don't do anythin' rash!
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Wh-When did he get that knife...?
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No need for you to die.
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If blood sprays everywhere, the room
will be that much harder to clean.
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Sebastian, you're so kind...
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Was that kind?
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In any case, I cannot believe
you would serve the young master
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such fragranceless tea.
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Now pay attention:
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you put in a scoop of leaves for
each person and one more for the pot.
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A half-pint of boiling water should do it.
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Young master, it's almost time.
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I have a carriage waiting out front.
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Right.
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All right, everyone,
I'll leave the cleaning up to you.
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Grell, please just sit and rest
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so that you don't cause unnecessary trouble.
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If you should decide to rest eternally,
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I ask that you please do so outside.
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Sebastian... You're so kind...
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"Black Butler"
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There is no color to our meeting;
it blows through in monochrome
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I go where your cool fingers beckon me
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I am like troublesome ice after the melt
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You gently scoop me up to your
mouth and play with my upper lip
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Still, I search for a form of love
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The dry eyes that shape the
present rather than a distant time
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Want to end like this, cloaked
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But the night ignores that
wish and brings morning
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With your gentle,
passionate, and dastardly kiss
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Paint this final night
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The moon illuminates us
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"His Butler, Omnipotent"
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Extra! Extra!
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Mysterious murder of a prostitute!
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Hi there, kid. Your dad send you here?
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Pardon, but we've come to
pick up my master's walking stick.
[04:34] ---
Oh, you're here for this stick.
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I was wondering who'd use a cane so short,
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but I never imagined it
would be such a young chi--
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It's a magnificent stick.
Straight as an arrow.
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Keep the change.
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That ridiculous strength
of Finny's is a nuisance.
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How could someone *accidentally
*break a walking stick?
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I had to have a new one made!
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Yes, a pity you had to go to the trouble
when you're not even any taller.
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And today we gained yet
another troublesome servant.
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Let's not stay out too long.
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Look, Mama, it's a Bitter Rabbit
from Funtom! It's brand new!
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The Funtom Company...
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The toy and confection maker
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that achieved rapid growth
in under three years.
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This is a magnificent manor that really
shows the greatness of the company!
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Oh, how stately it is!
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It's barely been two
years since it was built.
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What? But it's so dignified...
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That's only natural.
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Oh, it's Real Tanaka!
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It's been three months, yes!
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This manor is built to be
exactly like the old one.
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It's faithfully reproduced
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down to the finest cracks in the pillars.
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Reproduced?
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The entire Phantomhive estate
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went down in flames three years ago.
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Th-Then... Forgive me for asking,
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but did Master Ciel's parents...?
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Yes. The previous generation
of Phantomhives died in the fire.
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I see...
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Tanaka?!
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His normal heat consumption is very low,
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so when he's Real Tanaka for
more than three minutes,
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it makes him sleepy.
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I-I see...
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Why skulls?
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I-I've caused you trouble again...
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I'll... I'll atone with my death!
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Quit dyin' over every little thing!
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But if I don't hang myself,
it will be a stain on my honor!
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--Grell!
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--Grell!
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You must be tired, young master.
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I'll prepare your tea right away.
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What's the mat--
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My mansion...
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What in the world happened?
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Sebastian!
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What on Earth happened?
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Or rather, why are you dressed like that?
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Ask the crazy girl!
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"Crazy girl"?
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What are you doing?!
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As you can see, I'm on the verge of dying.
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Get him down, Sebastian.
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Yes, my lord.
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Ciel!
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Ciel, I missed you!
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Elizabeth!
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Aw, you know I'm always
telling you to call me "Lizzie"!
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Oh, every time I see you,
you're just so cute!
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Lady Elizabeth.
[08:38] ---
Oh, Sebastian. Good afternoon.
[08:41] ---
Oh, no, you took him down?
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Yes, my lady. He mars the beauty of the room.
[08:46] ---
Aw, but I made such a lovely
decoration out of him!
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Decoration?
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Yes! Look, the salon is
so cute now too, isn't it?
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My... mansion...
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Only cute things can exist in this mansion!
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Right, Antoinette?
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Even you, Tanaka?
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I have a present for you, too.
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Here.
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Oh, it's so cute!
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You're always dressed all in black,
so I thought this might be good!
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I'm deeply honored at your consideration
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for my humble self.
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Don't mention it!
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More importantly, Lizzie,
what are you doing here?
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Where's Auntie?
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I snuck away because I
wanted to see you, Ciel!
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Sn-Snuck away?!
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What were you thinking?
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Er... Who is she?
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Oh, this is the daughter
of the Marquess of Scotney,
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Lady Elizabeth Ethel Cordelia Midford.
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Sc-Scotney? Eliza-za-za...
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Lady Elizabeth is my
young master's betrothed.
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Ah, his betrothed.
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Be...
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tro...
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thed?!
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Lady Elizabeth is the
daughter of a marquess, after all.
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Noblemen must marry noble ladies, obviously.
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Say, I know!
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Now that the mansion
looks so lovely and all,
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let's have a ball tonight!
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And I'll dance all around
with my fiancé as my escort!
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Oh, how lovely!
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Hey! Who gave you leave to--
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Wear the clothes I picked
out for you, won't you Ciel?
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I just know they'll be adorable!
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Listen to me when I'm--
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And I must dress to the nines as well!
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Come on, I'll make you even cuter too!
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Listen to me!
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I believe the wisest thing to do today
[10:55] ---
would be to go along with her
plan and then ask her to leave.
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Just give her some dinner or
something and get her out of here!
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I don't have the time to go
along with her girlish hobbies.
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But my lord, it appears
Lady Elizabeth desires a dance.
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Young master?
[11:14] ---
What?
[11:15] ---
I've never seen you dance,
but I presume you can do it?
[11:23] ---
Well, that explains why you play
the wallflower when asked to parties.
[11:29] ---
I'm busy with work. I have
no time to waste on play--
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With all due respect, young master,
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it's called "social dance" for a reason,
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and is a skill that will naturally be
SIGN "Orchard Fruit Cake"
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necessary at soirées and banquets.
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The world expects a first-class
gentleman to know how to dance.
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If you reject any more dance invitations,
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your reputation in society
circles will plummet...
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Fine, I'll do it! That'll
make you happy, right?
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Call a tutor or something.
Mrs. Bright or Mrs. Rodkin...
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There's no time to call a
madam now. By your leave...
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I will instruct you in dancing.
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Don't be ridiculous! I can't
dance with a tall man like you!
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And do you even know how to dance?
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Leave the Viennese waltzes to me.
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I was often a guest at Schönbrunn Palace.
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May I have this dance, my lord?
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Now, begin the first step from your heel.
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Please hold the lady's back firmly.
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When the music begins,
lead with your left foot.
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Now.
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Next, a Natural Turn.
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Slide your foot forward.
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Your instinct for dance is not so
much lacking as catastrophic, my lord.
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You mustn't simply hang off of me.
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You're just too tall!
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Most importantly,
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you must first do something
about that glum expression.
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It's rude to the lady.
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Here, smile. As if you're having fun.
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Let go!
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Young master...
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Anyway, I've...
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...I've...
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...forgotten how to smile
like I'm having fun...
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Th-This is...
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such a humiliating outfit...
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Come on, just give up on this one.
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This girlish, infantile white color...
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If I have to dress up,
I wish it were a passionate red,
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so I could look sexy and decadent!
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That's your problem?!
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If my only other choice is to live in shame,
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I'd rather... I'd rather die...!
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You're not going to stop me?
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I'm sure blue will look good on Ciel!
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I fell in love with the clothes I
bought while I was shopping in London!
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All right, it's your turn next.
I'll make you adorable!
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I'm really farsighted, and I
can't see anything without these, no!
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You mustn't look at the
dream world with your eyes.
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Feel it with your heart!
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M-My heart?!
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Let her be.
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Ciel! You really are adorable!
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I judged rightly!
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Oh, my.
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Ciel, where is the ring I brought you?
[15:17] ---
There was a cute one to match your clothes!
[15:20] ---
This ring is fine.
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No! I went to so much trouble
to make everything cute,
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but the ring isn't cute at all!
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So you don't want to wear the
one I brought?! You're so cruel!
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That's not it. This ring is--
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Just kidding!
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Got it!
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Lizzie!
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Yes, it's far too big! The one I
picked out is perfectly-sized and--
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Give it back!
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Give that back, Elizabeth.
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Wh-Why are you so angry?
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I went to such trouble...
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What?! All I did was try
to make you adorable!
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So why are you so angry?!
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I hate this stupid ring!
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Young master...
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You forgot the new walking stick we had made.
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That ring was very important to my master.
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The heads of the Phantomhive family
passed it down for generations.
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It was one-of-a-kind.
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Please forgive my master his rudeness.
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I... I destroyed such a precious ring...?
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Ciel, I...
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Ciel, how could you do that?!
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It doesn't matter. It was just an old ring.
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Even without that thing...
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...I'm still the head of the Phantomhives!
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How long are you going to cry?
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B-But...
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Your face is a mess. And
you call yourself a lady?
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I don't fancy asking a lady
with such a messy face to dance...
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Ciel...
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H-How wonderful!
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So Sebastian can even play the violin!
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I'll join him!
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What the hell?! He sounds good!
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Soirée etiquette is to
forget all the unpleasant things
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and dance the night away, right, my lady?
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Yes!
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I-I shall take responsibility for
escorting Lady Elizabeth home!
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You gonna be all right?
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Yes. I'm a more deadly efficient
butler than I look.☆
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That's right-- Sebastian,
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I've learned from you
what it means to be a butler!
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They say that before a person dies,
his life flashes before his eyes.
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I'm sure that if I die,
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the dreamland I saw tonight will
flash before me over and over!
[19:48] ---
You're saying that?
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I have the feeling a man like
him will never die, yes!
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Good grief, what a rotten day.
[20:01] ---
You seemed to be quite enjoying yourself.
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Don't be a fool.
[20:08] ---
Which of us is the fool?
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This is important to you, isn't it?
[20:15] ---
And yet you showed off for Lady Elizabeth...
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A Phantomhive butler who can't
do this much isn't worth his salt.
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This ring exists to be on your finger.
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Please cherish it.
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True...
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This ring has witnessed
the deaths of many masters.
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My grandfather, my father, and...
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I'm sure it will be present
at my death as well.
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It's heard the dying screams of
the family heads over and over.
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When I close my eyes, I can hear them...
those wretched voices...
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I thought to myself, "If
I throw away the ring,
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maybe I'll stop hearing them."
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Ridiculous, isn't it?
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Goodness, look how high the moon has risen.
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You'll make yourself sick this way.
Please, get some rest.
[21:29] ---
Sebastian.
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Stay by me until I fall asleep.
[21:35] ---
Oh, my-- you would display
weakness in front of me?
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It's just an order.
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I'll stay by you always, young master.
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Until the end...
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I'm still the head of the Phantomhives!
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Stay by me.
[22:24] ---
Now... I must prepare for tomorrow.
[24:04] ---
The prostitute serial murders
are the talk of the country.
[24:07] ---
In order to find the criminal, I must
certainly have my master do this...
[24:12] ---
Come, there's nothing to be afraid of.
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It only hurts for a moment.
[24:17] ---
See, I've got it almost all the way.
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Just a little further... and
it will fit like a glove.
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Next time on Black Butler:
"His Butler, Capricious."
[24:26] ---
"Next Time" "His Butler, Capricious"
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You see, I am merely one hell of a butler.