# 6 - Memory Maiden
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Preview:
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Bored!
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You're supposed to pass these days
lost in thought...
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Opening the box in your heart
that you'd long ago closed...
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But I'm bored!
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You're an idiot, you know that?
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Haven't you any idea of
what it means to be Japanese?
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Um, no... Not really, I guess.
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Shut up!
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It was raining back then, wasn't it?
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** Memory Maiden
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How many years has it been?
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It was on a day like today that
I first met my lord...
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I still served Kubou-sama in the capital.
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What's going on?
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Oh, Akechi-sama.
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Actually, we're trying to do something
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to relieve our boredom from this long rain.
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OK, ready!
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Set...
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Go!
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Who's next?
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Will no one else challenge Nobunaga?
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I'll go!
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M-Me, too!
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Me, too!
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Whatever... All of you, come at once!
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Who is that?
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The lord of Owari.
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She is?
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Are we done?
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Will no one else entertain me?
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You!
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Fight me.
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OK, ready...
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Set...
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Go!
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Not bad.
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What is your name?
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Akechi...
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Mitsuhide...
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Mitsuhide?
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Mitsuhide!
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What is it Oda-dono?
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Want to go on a trip?
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No, thanks.
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What?
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If you stay inside on a day like this,
you'll get moldy.
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I have things to do.
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What are you doing?
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Give that back.
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That's Kubou-sama's...
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If you want it back,
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stop whining and follow me.
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I said no...
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Mitsuhide,
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you care too much about stupid stuff.
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You need to enjoy yourself more.
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Once in a while, you should get out,
enjoy the fresh air,
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and let the glorious sun shine down on you.
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Hey, Mitsuhide!
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The river water's still cold.
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Here's a present for you.
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Do you dislike fish, Mitsuhide?
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No, that's not it...
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OK, next.
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Follow me, Mitsuhide!
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Thanks.
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*I'd heard the rumors,*
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*but she's even wilder than I'd imagined.*
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*Why must I suffer through this?*
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*I can't understand it.*
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*I can't understand it, but...*
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Here you go...
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Nobunaga-sama,
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that's not how you drink that...
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Don't whine.
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You're too by-the-book, you know that?
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Mitsuhide...
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I return to Owari tomorrow.
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Would you help me, Mitsuhide?
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I want to conquer this land!
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For that, I'll need your wisdom and talent.
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My lord offered water to a parched life.
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How happy I was then...
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I'm certain those words
were said to me alone!
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There's no way that's true!
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No way, my lord!
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Yeah, Hideyoshi?
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You're really terrible at this.
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I don't get it...
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Stop throwing your cards around
when you lose!
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Stupid.
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Then what should we do next?
***SIGN*** Conquest
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OK, I'll show you something interesting.
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It's like a ninja mansion!
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Follow me!
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What's back here?
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Don't hit your head.
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So, this is what's inside the walls?
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Is this a theme park attraction?
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It's to keep intruders out.
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I see.
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What is this?
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This is the inspection tunnel.
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It has to be small and cramped.
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They look like they could
attack us at any minute.
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It's fine. Don't worry.
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They're all turned off.
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But don't touch anything.
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We don't want them restarted.
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I'm scared, my lord!
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I'm going on ahead.
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Wait! Wait!
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Um, my lord?
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You don't smoke,
so why do you always carry that?
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This?
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This is a good luck charm.
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A good luck charm?
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Yeah.
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You stupid child!
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Why are you such a tomboy?
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How many times will you
force your mother to repeat this?
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You are the lord of this place,
of Nagoya Castle!
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And still, you refuse to act like it!
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You must learn to behave yourself!
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Come now, Nobuhide-dono.
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There's no need to yell at her.
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Mother!
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I, Nobusada, shall take the child.
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Understand?
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Very well.
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Nobunaga, will you come with me?
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Why did you hurt them?
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They wouldn't listen to me.
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So I taught them a lesson.
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Taught them a lesson?
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I want to show you something.
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Listen well.
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From ancient times, it's been said that
she who controls the water, controls the land.
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Through the mastery of water,
drawn from mighty rivers,
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the fields grow.
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However, if you try to force it
to stop or overflow,
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it will instantly rebel.
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The hearts of women are like the water.
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Force them to obey, and they will rebel.
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You must not force.
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The hearts of women are like the water...
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I give this to you.
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If, in the future,
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you find yourself leaning toward violence,
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grip this tightly, and wait for it to pass.
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Can you do that?
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I don't understand.
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I see... You don't.
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But someday, you will.
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Nobunaga...
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Become worthy to conquer the entire land.
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It is a dear memory of Nobusada-dono.
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That's a great story!
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But for all that, you're still
really short-tempered.
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Don't say that.
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Back there, you threw the cards.
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I said don't say it.
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Granny Nobusada must be spinning in her grave.
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I said don't—
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See?
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It's not that easy to fix.
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You should try!
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But yeah, we need to find all the armor pieces
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and conquer the land,
for your grandmother's sake, too!
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I'm ready to help, any way I can!
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Just let me handle everything!
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Well, maybe everything isn't a good idea...
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You're too cocky.
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What about you? Do you have anything?
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Well, I don't...
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This, maybe?
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I bought it, so I wouldn't fail my test...
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And after that...
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That accident happened.
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I wonder if this works...
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Let's head back.
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OK.
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What?
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You idiot!
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You turned them on!
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Isn't this really bad?
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This is gonna kill us!
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It's meant to keep out ninjas!
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Anyway, stop touching stuff.
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Jeez...
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I get it!
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Where's the exit?
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What time is it, anyway?
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It's dinnertime now, isn't it?
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I'm hungry.
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Do you have anything to eat my lord?
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Also, I'm thirsty...
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Shut up!
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Ah.
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Not "ah"...
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Masamune-dono?
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Looks like you're collecting the armor quickly.
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I'm glad to see that.
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It's thanks to your information.
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Not at all.
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Even if you know where they are,
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acquiring them isn't easy.
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That's true, but...
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By the way, I've been wanting to ask...
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What is it?
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Why do you not take the armor for yourself?
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Oh, that?
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I'm not up to the task.
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I have no talent for war, and I'm no warrior.
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I believe Nobunaga-dono alone
is worthy to wear the armor.
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I see.
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There's no one but her, I agree.
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I'm envious. She trusts you...
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How far does this go on?
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Lake Biwa.
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No way!
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Somewhere around here,
there's an escape route...
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Can't we just drift out?
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Didn't your grandma tell you not
to go against the water?
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That isn't what she meant!
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If we keep floating along with it,
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we'll drown before we reach Lake Biwa.
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Still, she's been acting strangely of late.
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She has you as her right hand,
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yet she seems oddly taken
with that Hideyoshi girl.
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From my perspective,
I think you're more than sufficient.
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But in the end, she must
be expecting greater things from you
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than anyone else in the search for the armor.
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Yes, I'll do my best.
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You need not tell me.
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H-Hey...
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This is it!
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I'll see that her wish comes true...
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even at the cost of my life!
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Truly, the desire of a warrior.
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Where are we?
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So, we came out here.
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What happened, my lord?
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Akerin, it was crazy!
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You see...
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Get away from her!
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I said get away!
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Mitsuhide, calm down!
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Calm down!
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Akerin, got another towel?
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You're soaked... What happened?
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Anyway, that was...
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Hideyoshi!
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You'll catch cold, too.
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I'll have the people in the castle
make you something warm.
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Come.
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Yay!
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How about you, Masamune-dono?
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Something warm!
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I'll take you up on that.
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Masamune-san!
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Hide-san...
***SIGN*** Date-Sensei
Hirata Yuka
***SIGN*** Sengoku Otome Style Preview
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OK, we'll practice our acting today.
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Acting?
***SIGN*** Hideyoshino
Hidaka Rina
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Yes, acting.
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OK! Let's do it.
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OK.
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First, try Ieyasu-chan.
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Ieyasu-chan?
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Ieyasu-chan.
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What should I say?
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The line of hers that you remember most.
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Three... Two... One...
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Ieyasu-chan...
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Useless!
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That isn't right... That isn't right, is it?
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No, you shouldn't bring yourself down.
***SIGN*** Preview
***SIGN*** Drama Maiden
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Watch next time, OK?