5 - Ghost Story Girl

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    Preview:
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    I decided to write a story, to cure my boredom.
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    But my brush won't move at all.
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    Then you should try to
    conquer the land, Onee-sama.
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    That would be much more entertaining.
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    But I'm not interested in conquest.
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    Conquest...
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    Not interested.
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    I'll leave that to Nobunaga-dono.
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    Then let's send something to Nobunaga-san.
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    Send something?
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    I just got a splendid hunting hawk...
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    I'm sure Nobunaga-dono would love it.
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    We could have her join us for a hunt...
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    I can't wait!
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    I'm really looking forward to it, too.
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    In many ways.
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Ghost Story Girl
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    What's hawk-hunting?
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    It means using a trained hawk to hunt.
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    It's a primary form of
    entertainment around here.
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    Your lord is quite a fan of hawks, as well.
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    Lords from other countries
    come and bring her hawks.
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    Does hunting mean I get meat, for once?
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    A banquet! A banquet!
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    A banquet with meat from hunted beasts!
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    I'll come, too!
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    Shingen-san... And Kenshin-san, also.
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    Quite a splendid hawk!
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    Well done, Ieyasu.
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    No, not at all...
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    We didn't even invite you guys...
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    You're not here to regain your armor, are you?
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    Of course not.
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    I received a letter
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    that a splendid banquet would be hosted here.
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    What?
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    I'm sorry.
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    I sent them both a letter...
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    We were all to go hawk hunting,
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    and then we'd have a banquet.
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    I thought it would please you...
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    Ieyasu, you're a splendid girl.
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    Would you like to be my retainer?
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    No, I want to take care of her!
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    Wait! I want to...
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    What are you talking about?
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    Ieyasu-chan is practically my sister!
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    No, me!
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    Me!
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    Me!
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    Then me, too...
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    You're a dog. What do you want with her?
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    Well, maybe she could take care of me.
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    So that's your type...
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    Don't be jealous.
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    What? You think you're
    my boyfriend or something?
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    Everyone left already, by the way.
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    Wait for me!
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    I'm coming, too!
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    I want meat!
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    Jeez...
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    I want meat, too...
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    Everyone has too much endurance...
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    Don't fall behind, Hideyoshi!
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    Don't you want to see my bird's heroics?
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    Your bird? Which bird?
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    Tokunyan?
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    Tokunyan!
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    I'm sorry, Hideyoshi-san.
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    Is something wrong?
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    Not at all.
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    Let's get going.
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    If we're late, Akerin will yell at us.
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    She's not...
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    Go, go!
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    What kind of bird is that?
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    A pheasant... I've never had one.
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    Anyway, go!
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    The hawk Ieyasu gave you is well-trained.
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    Nobunaga-san's just skilled with it.
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    You flatter me.
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    You guys can stop talking like
    a bunch of golfing businessmen.
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    Let's go!
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    We can have pheasant!
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    And duck soup!
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    But duck noodles might also be good...
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    You're really hungry, aren't you?
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    I haven't had meat in forever!
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    A bunny?
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    I want to keep it!
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    Catch it!
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    It's not coming back.
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    My lord, what will we do?
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    Hideyoshi, you want to keep that rabbit?
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    I do!
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    Very well!
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    Everyone, let's go!
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    It's nearly dark as night.
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    This area is known as the Sea of Trees.
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    It really is thick.
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    Actually, in thick forests like this,
    don't you normally...
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    I can't see anything from up here, either.
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    Yoshimoto-san?
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    Don't scare us like that!
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    Hanging from a rope, in a forest...
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    I can see a light farther in.
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    Someone might be there.
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    It would be good to have some light.
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    Let us go there...
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    This is a hill of the beheaded, then?
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    The beheaded?
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    The heads of those
    beheaded during a war are buried here.
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    Oh, so it's a grave.
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    The light's getting closer.
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    Indeed.
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    Is someone there?
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    What is this?
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    A tea party here, in the middle of a forest?
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    That's what you notice first?
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    They're dead... They're definitely dead!
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    These must be the ghosts
    of the fallen Genji warriors.
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    You're Date Masamune-dono.
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    Are you a ghost now, too?
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    No, I'm alive.
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    Is that an acquaintance of yours, Mitsuhide-san?
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    This is...
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    Well, yes...
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    You look like someone I know, kinda...
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    I suppose Date-sensei
    doesn't have boobs that big...
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    So what are you doing here?
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    I was trying to travel through this forest,
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    when I was forced to join them, for their tea...
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    If you wish not to join them, simply leave.
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    It isn't that easy.
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    It seems they're telling one hundred stories.
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    To leave, I must tell stories that satisfy them.
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    That's really hard...
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    One person couldn't do all
    of the hundred alone!
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    Everyone, please help me
    to complete the hundred stories!
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    Goodbye.
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    We're in the midst of hawk hunting.
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    What?
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    Let's keep hunting!
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    First, we must find that hawk.
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    How awful...
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    Why?
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    You should give up.
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    I just got the direction wrong.
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    Why?!
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    Shingen, go that way!
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    We'll go this way.
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    Right.
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    Then, this way!
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    What about this way?
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    I'm thirsty.
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    They have some tea, if you want it.
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    So we have to join the
    hundred stories, no matter what?
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    Um, we just happened along this way.
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    Let us go!
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    Say something...
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    If they won't talk, then kill them!
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    It's useless to wave your blades at the dead.
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    So what should we do?
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    We should tell stories, like they want.
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    Ieyasu-chan is right.
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    I guess so...
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    What?
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    I'd really rather not...
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    Ieyasu-dono is the one who said to do it.
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    Why doesn't she show us how.
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    Very well.
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    Tokunyan looks really spooky.
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    This story is called "Ohana-san of the Privy."
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    In an empty privy...
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    What's wrong?
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    Is something in your ears?
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    No.
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    In an empty privy...
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    My throat's bothering me.
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    Are you not good with these, maybe?
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    Th-That's not it at all.
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    Then let's listen to her.
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    I know.
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    In an empty privy,
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    if you knock three times...
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    Thump.
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    Thump.
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    Thump.
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    And then say,
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    "Are you there, Ohana-san?"
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    That's the story.
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    One of the candles went out!
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    Now we can go back.
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    Of course not.
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    One hundred stories doesn't end
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    until all hundred stories have been told.
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    There are ninety-two left.
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    No way...
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    At night, when you're walking along a road,
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    from behind you comes...
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    In the ruins of a castle, burned during a war,
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    you can hear a lute...
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    If you look into the mirror,
    exactly at midnight...
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    My lord!
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    I'm not your lord!
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    I'm terribly sorry.
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    Hanging from the ceiling,
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    in the room where the armor was kept,
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    was...
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    Tie her up!
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    One day, a sinister letter...
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    I mean, a scroll arrived.
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    It had only a single character written on it.
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    Each day, a different letter,
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    with a different character arrived...
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    All right. It's my turn now.
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    A baby was abandoned
    before a samurai's manor.
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    The lord of the manor decided to take the baby
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    and raise it as her own.
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    And then something amazing happened...
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    What do you think?
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    Scary, huh?
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    Is that all?
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    What do you mean, is that all?
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    What kind of amazing thing happened?
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    What kind?
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    Like if they all died mysteriously...
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    You have to tell us that part, or it isn't scary.
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    Oh, yeah... They're all dead.
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    It happened hundreds of years ago!
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    This isn't working...
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    It's my turn last.
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    I'll begin.
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    This story is really scary...
    You don't want to hear it.
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    It's supposed to be scary.
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    Just tell the story.
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    Don't blame me if you regret it.
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    All right.
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    On the grounds of a certain temple,
    stands a strange cedar tree...
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    I-If you touch that tree...
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    Tie her up again!
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    Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty...
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    We're hardly getting anywhere...
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    None of my lord's stories count,
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    and Akerin's over there freaking out.
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    What do we do?
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    I'm out of stories.
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    I still have some.
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    Tokunyan's our only hope.
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    Don't forget me!
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    My lord, it's one thing
    to want to do a good job,
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    but without this, it's no good.
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    Just leave it to me.
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    How could I conquer,
    if I couldn't even do this?
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    Then that's good, I guess.
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    And then, they heard a sound in the night.
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    And the picture...
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    And she never spoke to anyone again.
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    And then she woke up, and it was all a dream!
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    And it was the stupidest thing ever!
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    But that wasn't scary at all!
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    Maybe I'll just blow them out!
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    Nobunaga-san wants to
    conquer the land, but look at her.
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    It won't be easy for her.
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    Wow... She's cute but sharp-tongued.
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    Then I shall simultaneously eliminate
    all the candles, with the scariest story ever.
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    You couldn't possibly...
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    Oh, I had a really good one that I forgot!
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    It was a horror story
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    for the cell phone, and it's really scary!
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    I'll tell it.
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    Hideyoshi, give it to me.
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    You said you'd help me conquer, right?
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    But...
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    Just tell me!
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    All right...
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    Listen carefully.
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    OK... Yeah.
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    You aren't supposed to laugh there!
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    The story I'm about to tell
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    could happen to anyone, anywhere.
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    She seems to have
    learned how to tell a story.
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    I guess I get the credit for teaching her.
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    Actually, she looks really scary...
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    And then!
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    Then...
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    You didn't forget, did you?
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    And then, there was
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    a clanking from the vending machine
    in front of the convenience store.
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    And then, there was a clanking from the vending
    machine in front of the convenience store.
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    Convenience store?
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    Vending machine?
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    Oh, crap!
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    Oh, crap.
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    No, don't repeat that part.
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    No, don't repeat...
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    Huh? They look kind of scared.
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    OK! I'll go with this.
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    And what came out of the vending machine
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    was what the girl was holding when...
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    This is a true story.
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    Something terrifying will happen to anyone
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    who hears it, without repeating it
    to four others within four days.
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    It's over...
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    The candles...
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    Nobunaga-dono...
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    We see that you are one truly worthy to rule.
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    They spoke.
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    The dead samurai spoke...
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    Worthy to rule...
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    Impressive, Nobunaga-dono.
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    You really did it.
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    That was a truly scary story.
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    It was nothing!
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    I think they were just scared
    of you, not the story...
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    Oh, right. We need to let Akerin go!
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    Hey, Akerin...
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    Me, too!
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    We're back.
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    We found the hawk,
    and Mitsuhide's kunai got the rabbit.
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    Everything worked out.
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    Let's go back and have a banquet!
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    I'm pretty hungry, too.
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    So am I!
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    That was quite a splendid job.
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    Nobunaga will undoubtedly collect all
    of the armor, now that her ego's inflated.
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    And it won't be long before I take it from her.
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    Anyway, those Genji samurai
    were pretty well done.
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    No, that was not our doing.
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    What?
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    Then what did you do?
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    Nothing, really.
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    Useless idiot.
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    Tokunyan was different from her usual self.
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    Eat up, you guys!
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    Look what happened to the rabbit!
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    You said you wanted it.
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    I didn't say I wanted to eat it!
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    Don't be like that.
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    Rabbits are yummy.
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    I-I'm fine.
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    OK...
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    Come on!
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    Well?
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    Oda's child general is truly worthy to rule.
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    The true ancestors have said so.
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    Well, I guess that's interesting...
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    In many ways.
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    Sensei, why suddenly call me to the teacher's office?
SIGN    Date-Sensei 
    Hirata Yuka
SIGN    Hideyoshino 
    Hidaka Rina
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    I wanted to hear
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    a romantic story from your youth.
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    A romantic story from my youth...
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    Let me see...
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    When I was in elementary school,
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    I liked a boy named Take-chan...
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    Take-chan?
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    So Take-chan...
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    Take-chan moved...
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    He moved.
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    Yeah.
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    Watch next time, OK?
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