E3 - Trueblade

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[00:00] Fb
    I will now explain the second program!
[00:03] Fb
    Five-on-five team battles!
[00:07] Fb
    Team battles?
[00:08] Ann
    We'll escort you to the venue in two hours.
[00:13] Yuu
    Huh? Is that all?
[00:15] Kuma
    Briefer than the explanation
    we got for the one-on-ones.
[00:18] Yuu
    What am I supposed to do with
    these weirdos for two hours?
[00:22] Aki
    I wasn't expecting this so soon.
[00:25] Aki
    Two hours...
[00:27] Aki
    I had guessed that if their goal
    was to make us kill each other,
[00:29] Aki
    group battles would be inevitable.
[00:33] Aki
    If we want to coordinate, we'll have
    to reveal our abilities to each other.
SIGN    <<Sophist>>
    
    Mr. Akira Shiroyanagi
    
    Your ability is 
    "whatever the other person thinks your ability is."
[00:39] Aki
    My real ability is whatever the
    other person thinks my ability is,
[00:44] Aki
    and Kirisaki thinks mine is the cannon.
[00:48] Aki
    Should I tell my team my real ability?
SIGN    Episode 3  "Trueblade"
[02:24] Saw
    Guess we're in this one together, eh?
[02:28] Saw
    I say we use this time to get to know
    each other and cook up a plan!
[02:31] Yuu
    Sure.
[02:32] Saw
    So let's start with introductions!
[02:35] Saw
    The name's Sawatari.
[02:37] Saw
    The ability is...
[02:40] Kiri
    A button?
[02:49] Saw
    Behold!
[02:50] Saw
    "The ability to turn a button into a rope"!
[02:55] Yuu
    The hell?
[02:56] Saw
    I said, "The ability to turn—"
[02:58] Yuu
    Is that for-real your ability?
[03:00] Yuu
    That blows! It's a freakin' parlor trick!
[03:02] Saw
    Oh, shut up!
[03:04] Saw
    Tell me somethin' I don't already know!
[03:06] Yuu
    This guy acts like he's hot stuff,
    but he's total dead weight.
[03:09] Saw
    Then how's about you, lady?
[03:12] Yuu
    Don't call me "lady."
[03:14] Yuu
    I'm Yuuri Amagake.
[03:16] Yuu
    My ability is "the ability to
    quintuple your physical abilities."
[03:20] Saw
    That's awesome!
[03:21] Saw
    How's about you, bud?
[03:23] Kiri
    Madoka Kirisaki.
[03:25] Kiri
    "The ability to turn a stick into a sword."
[03:27] Saw
    Boy, lucky you! You both hit the jackpot!
[03:31] Saw
    And you, sir?
[03:33] Kuma
    Kumagiri.
[03:34] Kuma
    My ability is apparently to become
    invincible for two seconds.
[03:37] Kiri
    Apparently?
[03:38] Kuma
    That's what the paper said.
[03:41] Kuma
    But I have no intention of using something
    those people planted in me without my consent!
[03:45] Saw
    Are you a professional
    fighter of some kind, sir?
[03:48] Kuma
    A professional wrestler...
    on the outside, at least.
[03:51] Kiri
    Well, good to have ya.
[03:53] Saw
    And last but not least...
[03:56] Aki
    I'm Akira Shiroyanagi.
[03:57] Aki
    My ability is...
[03:59] Aki
    Should I tell my team my real ability?
[04:02] Aki
    The answer: of course not.
[04:06] Aki
    The ability to turn my hand into a cannon.
[04:08] Saw
    The same one as Cannon Lady?!
[04:10] Saw
    Oh, come on!
[04:12] Saw
    Why'm I the only one with an iffy ability?
[04:14] Yuu
    "Iffy"? More like useless.
[04:16] Yuu
    How'd your one-on-one turn out?
[04:18] Saw
    How do you think?
    With an ability like mine...
[04:22] Aki
    If I don't tell them my real ability,
[04:24] Aki
    I'm locked into whatever
    ability I tell them first.
[04:28] Aki
    It's true that if I revealed
    my real ability to my team,
[04:31] Aki
    they might be able to help me
    explore its possibilities.
[04:35] Aki
    But anyone who knows my ability
    can easily nullify it later.
[04:41] Aki
    In other words, revealing my
    ability to the wrong person
[04:45] Aki
    could be the death of me.
[04:48] Aki
    It's far too risky.
[04:50] Aki
    If I am going to tell someone,
    I'll have to choose wisely.
[04:55] Saw
    Well, that's introductions out of the way.
[04:59] Saw
    How's about we show each
    other what we can d—
[05:01] Aki
    Kirisaki.
[05:02] Aki
    That reminds me. How's your injury?
[05:04] Yuu
    What're you talking about?
[05:06] Saw
    Hey, that's right!
[05:07] Saw
    You two acted like you knew each other.
[05:10] Kiri
    We fought each other in the one-on-ones.
[05:12] Saw
    Oh? The old "enemies one day,
     allies the next"?
[05:17] Saw
    And if he's worried about your injuries...
[05:20] Saw
    I guess you lost, huh, Kirisaki?
[05:23] Saw
    Don't take it too hard!
[05:23] Kiri
    Shut your mouth 'fore I murder you!
[05:25] Kiri
    An' anyway, you lost, too!
[05:28] Kiri
    They gave me treatment right after.
[05:31] Kiri
    All just bandages and painkillers, though.
[05:34] Saw
    Sounds like pretty lousy health care
    for such a tight ship.
[05:38] Kuma
    An indication that they
    consider us expendable.
[05:41] Yuu
    Who are these guys, anyway?
[05:44] Aki
    Good. I managed to change the subject.
[05:44] Sawa
    I'm less worried about the
    "who" than the "how"...
[05:46] Aki
    I really didn't want to have
    to demonstrate my ability.
[05:48] Sawa
    My last memory before I woke up here was—
[05:49] Aki
    There was a chance that it might
    not actually activate here.
[05:54] Aki
    The biggest question about my "whatever
    the other person thinks it is" ability...
[05:59] Aki
    What does "the other person" indicate?
[06:02] Aki
    If it can only mean one's
    obvious enemy in battle,
[06:06] Aki
    it wouldn't activate here,
    against my teammates.
[06:09] Aki
    A team battle will be my chance to test it,
[06:12] Aki
    but the conditions here aren't
    right for experimenting.
[06:16] Aki
    In that respect, I'm glad that man's here.
[06:19] Aki
    Frivolous enough to reveal
    his ability off the bat,
[06:22] Aki
    while naturally falling into
    a "group host" role.
[06:24] Aki
    He's taking the attention off of me.
[06:28] Aki
    It's almost time.
[06:30] Aki
    I'd like to get a grasp of the others'
    abilities and concoct a plan.
[06:35] Aki
    Excuse me, Amagake.
[06:37] Yuu
    "Yuuri."
[06:38] Yuu
    Amagake's an ugly name, and I hate it.
[06:41] Yuu
    Just call me Yuuri.
[06:43] Aki
    O-Okay.
[06:44] Aki
    Well, Yuuri...
[06:45] Aki
    I expect you'll be the key
    to the upcoming battle.
[06:49] Aki
    How high can you jump with your ability?
[06:52] Yuu
    Jump?
[06:53] Aki
    Could you show us?
[06:54] Yuu
    Well, okay...
[06:56] Aki
    Just a little one.
[06:57] Yuu
    A little one, huh?
[07:00] Kiri
    Hang on. If she jumps here—
[07:07] Kiri
    Yeah, called it.
[07:10] Aki
    She reached the ceiling effortlessly?
    Her ability is—
[07:15] Yuu
    Y-You tricked me, you stupid perverts!
[07:18] Aki
    What the—
[07:19] Kiri
    I looked away, man.
[07:21] Yuu
    But you looked, you monkeyman freak!
[07:23] Yuu
    Hey, big guy! Hold him down!
[07:25] Saw
    H-Hey, cut it out! We're on the same team!
[07:27] Yuu
    Shut up, you monkey freak!
[07:29] Saw
    Cut it out!
[07:31] Kiri
    Sheesh. Way to waste your
    energy before the big match.
[07:36] Yuu
    Oh, shut up!
[07:37] Aki
    Look, all I wanted to know was what
    "physical abilities" indicated.
[07:43] Aki
    Does it quintuple muscle strength
    without changing your weight?
[07:46] Aki
    How does that affect your movements?
[07:48] Aki
    A jump seemed like the
    easiest way to test it.
[07:50] Yuu
    But you looked at my undies.
[07:52] Aki
    I was looking at the jump!
[07:56] Kiri
    What is it, Pops?
[07:58] Saw
    In the upcoming team battle...
[08:00] Saw
    If you get your chance, kill your opponent,
     no matter who they are.
[08:04] Yuu
    Where'd that come from?
[08:07] Saw
    Remember what Cannon Lady said at the start?
[08:11] Saw
    There's one rule that all
    the programs share...
[08:14] Saw
    We're not penalized for killing
    fellow focus group members.
[08:19] Saw
    Even the most normal-looking person,
    under the right circumstances, can kill.
[08:25] Saw
    I've seen it time and again.
[08:28] Saw
    Well, you can write my advice
    off as a joke if you want...
[08:30] Saw
    But at least keep your guard up
     if you don't wanna die.
[08:34] Saw
    Here we go!
[08:41] Yuu
    Wow, it's so big!
[08:42] Aki
    It's awfully small...
[08:44] Kuma
    Is that a ring?
[08:46] Kiri
    Think I see our opponents.
[08:49] Aki
    Four of them?
[08:50] Kuma
    They're one man short.
[08:52] Yuu
    Look! Someone's hiding in the shadows!
[08:55] Kiri
    What's his problem?
[08:58] Aki
    If that's the ring, does that mean—
[09:01] Ann
    The second program will now begin!
[09:05] Ann
    The named member from each team will enter
    the ring and fight a one-on-one match.
[09:09] Ann
    The results of those matches will
    determine which team is the winner.
[09:14] Ann
    Matches can only be resolved
    through expulsion from the ring,
[09:17] Ann
    loss of consciousness, admission
    of defeat, or death.
[09:21] Ann
    Satoru Sawatari!
[09:23] Ann
    Rin Kashii!
[09:25] Ann
    Please enter the ring!
[09:27] Saw
    Wait, what?!
[09:28] Saw
    The "team matches" ain't
    us fightin' as a team,
[09:31] Saw
    but judo-style individual bouts?
[09:34] Aki
    They played us for fools.
[09:36] Aki
    After the one-on-one matches,
[09:38] Aki
    hearing that the next program
    was five-on-five team battles,
[09:40] Aki
    and having time to prepare as a group,
[09:42] Aki
    encouraged us to reveal our abilities,
    to prepare for the battle ahead.
[09:46] Aki
    But a "team battle" that's a
    series of one-on-one bouts
[09:49] Aki
    doesn't require us to share our abilities.
[09:52] Aki
    We've revealed crucial
    information unnecessarily
[09:55] Aki
    to people we might have
    to fight in the future.
[09:58] Aki
    Whoever cooked up this second program
[10:02] Aki
    is utterly vicious.
[10:05] Ann
    Please begin!
[10:08] Aki
    I'm betting there's more
    to this program, too.
[10:14] Sar
    She's lookin' pretty low-key...
[10:16] Sar
    But I don't trust her one bit!
[10:23] Rin
    Excuse me... Mr. Sawatari, was it?
[10:26] Rin
    I have a little favor to ask.
[10:29] Rin
    Won't you please forfeit?
[10:33] Saw
    What?!
[10:38] Rin
    Excuse me... Won't you please forfeit?
[10:42] Rin
    I really can't fight another person.
[10:46] Rin
    But I'm so afraid of what 
    will happen if I lose.
[10:51] Rin
    So I was hoping you'd just forfeit.
[10:54] Rin
    Would you, please?
[10:56] Saw
    Nice offer, lady.
[10:58] Saw
    But I'm betting you got
    somethin' under that sheet.
[11:01] Saw
    Or maybe you got an ability
    that uses the cloth somehow.
[11:05] Saw
    I know your type.
[11:07] Saw
    You get a person's guard down,
    and then whammo!
[11:10] Rin
    Oh, you've got it all wrong.
[11:13] Rin
    I'm wearing this sheet...
[11:17] Rin
    Because this is what I came here in.
[11:22] Rin
    Of course, I won't ask you
    to forfeit for nothing.
[11:25] Rin
    I'd be happy to give you a
    thank-you present after.
[11:28] Rin
    Well?
[11:29] Yuu
    Wh-Wh-What is she talking about?!
[11:31] Aki
    I see... you can negotiate like that, too.
[11:36] Saw
    You don't think much of me, do ya?
[11:38] Saw
    But I gotta say...
[11:40] Saw
    It ain't a bad offer!
[11:42] Yuu
    I knew it! Monkey Man is a frickin' perv!
[11:44] Kiri
    You suck, dude! I'm gonna kill you!
[11:46] Saw
    Don't be stupid!
[11:47] Saw
    I meant the part where
    we don't have to fight!
[11:52] Saw
    I admit, I'm anything but
    eager to engage in battle.
[11:55] Saw
    My ability's a bit on the dangerous side.
[11:58] Saw
    If I'm not careful,
    I could end up killing her.
[12:03] Saw
    I ain't in the business of harmin' women.
[12:06] Saw
    But I also can't just forfeit.
[12:09] Saw
    So how's about we gamble on it?
[12:12] Saw
    Whoever loses the flip forfeits on the spot!
[12:14] Saw
    Fair and simple, right?
[12:17] Aki
    It's true that his ability isn't
    a great one for fighting.
[12:21] Kuma
    The battle could prove dangerous for him,
    depending on the woman's ability.
[12:25] Kiri
    So he's bettin' it on a fifty-fifty
    gamble instead, huh?
[12:29] Yuu
    He's not taking advantage of her?
[12:31] Yuu
    Monkey Man's a decent guy after all!
[12:33] Aki
    Wait a minute.
[12:34] Aki
    But this strategy...
[12:36] Rin
    Very well. I agree.
[12:38] Rin
    I call heads.
[12:41] Saw
    Then I'm tails.
[12:44] Saw
    This is how it's always been for me.
[12:46] Saw
    No matter the situation,
[12:47] Saw
    no matter what I have to resort to,
[12:49] Saw
    I always survive!
[12:59] Rin
    So sorry!
[13:01] Rin
    I'm just too afraid to forfeit.
[13:04] Rin
    So I need you to lose!
[13:08] Aki
    There was one flaw in Sawatari's strategy.
[13:12] Aki
    It won't work against someone who
    planned to kill you from the start.
[13:17] Aki
    He moved his eyes to the coin,
[13:19] Aki
    and that's when she struck.
[13:21] Yuu
    H-Hey...
[13:21] Yuu
    Hang on.
[13:23] Yuu
    Monkey Man?
[13:24] Aki
    Calm down.
[13:25] Aki
    Don't stop looking. Don't stop thinking.
[13:27] Aki
    What in the hell was her ability?!
[13:31] Kiri
    Hey, Akira, did you catch it?
[13:34] Aki
    I watched the whole thing,
    but I still didn't catch it.
[13:37] Aki
    That woman, Rin, barely moved at all.
[13:41] Aki
    But those blades appeared out
    of thin air in an instant.
[13:47] A
    How's he look?
[13:48] B
    Nothing we can do.
[13:50] A
    All right. Dispose of him.
[13:52] Yuu
    No way!
[13:53] Yuu
    Hang on!
[13:53] Aki
    Yuuri, keep away from the ring!
[13:56] Yuu
    But... dispose of him?
[13:58] Yuu
    They can't...
[14:00] Yuu
    Monkey Man was... just a minute ago...
[14:12] Kiri
    What a dumbass.
[14:14] Kiri
    He acted all cautious, but let his
    guard down when it really mattered.
[14:19] Kiri
    If he'd kept his guard up against her,
[14:21] Kiri
    we could've figured out
    her ability, at least.
[14:24] Kiri
    Useless asshole.
[14:25] Yuu
    H-How can you say that?
[14:27] Yuu
    How can you say that about
    someone who just died?!
[14:30] Kuma
    I won't take that lying down, either.
[14:32] Kuma
    You don't talk that way about a
    comrade who died in the ring.
[14:35] Kuma
    Take it back.
[14:37] Kiri
    Say that again?
[14:39] Aki
    This isn't good.
[14:41] Aki
    Sawatari's death is affecting
    them more than I expected.
[14:45] Rin
    Looks like a little team
    quarrel over there.
[14:47] Rin
    We should really try to keep
    a united front, though!
[14:51] Rin
    Does it bother you that I killed someone?
[14:56] Kita
    W-Well...
[14:58] Rin
    But don't you remember what we discussed?
[15:00] Rin
    He said he had an ability that
    could kill me, remember?
[15:05] Rin
    That was the only way I
    could protect myself.
[15:09] Rin
    Right?
[15:11] Kiri
    You got a problem, old man?
[15:13] Aki
    I can't afford a team falling-out right now!
[15:17] Aki
    They're right.
[15:19] Aki
    We're a team, remember?
[15:21] Aki
    And while it's certainly important
    that we speak our minds,
[15:25] Aki
    I don't think now's the time.
[15:27] Aki
    I really think we should
    pick this up... later.
[15:33] Kiri
    I get you...
[15:35] Kiri
    Later, huh?
[15:39] Ann
    Match two:
[15:41] Ann
    Shin Kumagiri!
[15:43] Ann
    Ringo Tatara!
[15:44] Ann
    Please enter the ring!
[15:47] Kuma
    Sorry. You're right.
[15:51] Kuma
    Later, eh?
[15:53] Kuma
    Indeed, any discussion can wait
    until we've survived this.
[15:56] Kiri
    I might be preachin' to
    the choir, old man.
[15:59] Kiri
    But she seems pretty damn chill about
    the idea of fightin' a hulk like you.
[16:05] Kiri
    Don't give us a repeat of Monkey Man.
[16:08] Kuma
    I'm aware.
[16:10] Kuma
    She really does seem extremely calm.
[16:12] Kuma
    Is that an indication of a powerful ability?
[16:16] Kuma
    But I can't afford to lose!
[16:19] Kuma
    Someone needs to put a
    stop this absurd game!
[16:23] Ann
    Please begin, then!
[16:25] Kuma
    I'm going to learn from Sawatari's example.
[16:27] Kuma
    I'll get close, while maintaining
    enough distance to react.
[16:32] Kuma
    If I throw her out of the ring,
    I can win without harming her!
[16:38] Kuma
    Here it comes!
[16:41] Ring
    I forfeit.
[16:42] Ring
    I admit defeat in this match.
[16:48] Kuma
    What in the...
[16:50] Ann
    One fighter has admitted defeat.
[16:53] Ann
    Shin Kumagiri wins.
[16:56] Kiri
    What the heck?
[16:58] Yuu
    Maybe her ability's no good in a fight?
[17:01] Aki
    I don't know.
[17:02] Aki
    There wasn't enough there to even speculate.
[17:05] Aki
    A bad matchup, maybe?
[17:07] Ring
    I'm sorry.
[17:08] Rin
    What happened there, dear?
[17:11] Ring
    There was no way I could beat him.
[17:14] Ring
    I copied his ability, but nothing happened.
[17:20] Kita
    Nothing happened?
[17:21] Ring
    Yes.
[17:22] Ring
    It must have some kind
    of condition attached.
[17:25] Ring
    If I copy an ability and can't
    identify it immediately,
[17:29] Ring
    I'm effectively helpless.
[17:32] Ring
    There was no way that I could
    beat a man with his build.
[17:35] Rin
    I see.
[17:36] Rin
    Well, you tried your best...
[17:38] Rin
    Is that what you expected to hear?
[17:41] Rin
    You had your opponent on guard for a moment.
[17:43] Rin
    Couldn't you have gotten him
    to show off his ability? Well?
[17:47] Rin
    I think maybe you just weren't trying!
[17:49] Sae
    R-Rin, please!
[17:51] Rin
    You do realize this is a 
    team match, don't you?
[17:54] Rin
    If we lose because of you,
    we might all get penalized.
[17:58] Rin
    Why should I suffer, when I won my match?
[18:01] Rin
    Why? Why? Why?!
[18:04] Sae
    D-Don't worry, Rin!
[18:06] Sae
    My ability gives me a real
    advantage in these fights!
[18:09] Sae
    We'll definitely win the next round!
[18:12] Rin
    Oh, right! Good point!
[18:14] Rin
    Sorry I lost my head, you guys!
[18:19] Ring
    Thank you for that, Zokumyoin.
[18:22] Sae
    It's nothing! We're a team, right?
[18:24] Sae
    I'm glad I managed to talk her down.
[18:27] Sae
    But Tatara is also very impressive.
[18:30] Sae
    She didn't show a hint of fear
    while Rin was threatening her.
[18:35] Ring
    I was so scared!
[18:37] Ring
    What's with that lady?!
[18:38] Ring
    Her ability and her personality
    are both terrifying!
[18:40] Ring
    People like that shouldn't be
    allowed to possess deadly weapons!
[18:43] Ring
    Still,
[18:44] Ring
    I definitely couldn't have
    won with my real ability.
SIGN    <<Plagiarist>>
    
    Miss Ringo Tatara
    
    Your ability is "the ability to copy 
    the other person's ability at one-tenth values."
[18:48] Ring
    My ability to copy another person's
    ability at one-tenth values...
[18:54] Ring
    In practice, when I activate it, I can view
    the ability of the person I'm copying.
SIGN    Become invincible 
    for 2 seconds
[19:00] Ring
    The internal haiku of Ringo Tatara:
[19:04] Ring
    "Copy his power - and a mere point-two seconds
    - is all that you get."
SIGN    Copy his power
    And a mere point-two seconds
    Is all that you get
[19:08] Ring
    No way is that happening!
[19:10] (Flashback) Fb
    I forfeit!
[19:12] Ring
    I'm so glad that surrender was an option!
[19:14] Ann
    Match three.
[19:16] Ann
    Madoka Kirisaki!
[19:17] Ann
    Saeko Zokumyoin!
[19:19] Ann
    Please enter the ring!
[19:21] Kiri
    Looks pretty scrawny to me.
[19:23] Aki
    Don't let your guard down, Kirisaki.
[19:26] Rin
    Zokumyoin...
[19:28] Rin
    Remember your promise.
[19:32] Ann
    Now, please begin!
[19:34] Kiri
    It'd be hard to dive into sword range
    with my hands bound like this.
[19:39] Kiri
    And I should probably keep
    my distance at first.
[19:45] Aki
    A slingshot?
[19:48] Sae
    If I can strike first, I win!
[20:00] Kiri
    An ability that turns marbles into
    big ol' wrecking balls, huh?
[20:05] Kiri
    Good thing I swiped it away just in case...
[20:09] Yuu
    Not bad!
[20:10] Aki
    Marbles?
[20:11] Aki
    He was able to see it in that instant?
[20:14] Aki
    He's got some serious kinetic
    vision and reflexes.
[20:18] Sae
    I didn't expect to fight
    someone so competent.
[20:22] Kiri
    Woulda turned out pretty bad
    if that'd hit me head-on.
[20:26] Kiri
    But if you wanna play rough...
[20:28] Kiri
    I'm free to play rough, too!
[20:32] Sae
    He turned his stick into a sword!
[20:34] Kiri
    Now it's my turn, girlie!
[20:37] Sae
    I'll need to enlarge it
    before he bats it away!
[20:43] Sae
    H-He's so fast!
[20:45] Kiri
    You think I couldn't see
    what you were thinkin'?
[20:47] Sae
    Then I'll try three at once!
[20:54] Sae
    And one more!
[20:57] Kuma
    Kirisaki!
[21:04] Kuma
    Not bad at all.
[21:06] Kuma
    You had a pretty good idea there.
[21:08] Yuu
    Incredible. He cut it in half.
[21:13] Kiri
    I'll bet Akira's caught on by now.
[21:15] Kiri
    Yeah...
[21:16] Kiri
    My real ability is...
[21:20] Kiri
    The ability to turn a stick into a 
    sword that can cut through anything*!*
SIGN    <<Trueblade>>
    
    Mr. Madoka Kirisaki
    
    Your ability is
    "The ability to turn a stick into
     a sword that can cut through anything."
[21:25] Sae
    I... I have to fight someone like this?
[21:31] Sae
    What do I do?
SIGN    <<Trueblade>>
    
    Your ability is
    "The ability to turn a stick into a sword
    that can cut through anything."
SIGN    Mion and Yang's 
       Next Episode Preview
[23:10] Sign
    Mion and Yang's Next Episode Preview!
[23:13] Yang
    Did you enjoy the third episode 
    of Battle Game in 5 Seconds?
[23:17] Yang
    Miss Mion! It's time for the preview!
[23:19] Yang
    What are you doing?
[23:21] Mion
    Well, I had no screen time this episode!
[23:23] Mion
    I thought I'd sing the opening next time!
[23:25] Mion
    Next time: Beautiful Prodigy
    Singer Mion makes her debut!
[23:29] Yang
    W-Wait a minute! You can't do that!
[23:31] Yang
    You just can't!
[23:32] Mion
    How come?
[23:33] Mion
    Why are you so desperate to stop me?
[23:35] Yang
    You just can't!
[23:38] Mion
    Hey, you're a good singer.